From: Neil Smith Date: Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:51:04 +0000 (+0000) Subject: Initial commit X-Git-Url: https://git.njae.me.uk/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=14a482df4fb3dfc137b407a4217b4ff01b618b23;p=visualising-punctuation.git Initial commit --- 14a482df4fb3dfc137b407a4217b4ff01b618b23 diff --git a/.ipynb_checkpoints/punctuation-in-novels-checkpoint.ipynb b/.ipynb_checkpoints/punctuation-in-novels-checkpoint.ipynb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5fa3e1c --- /dev/null +++ b/.ipynb_checkpoints/punctuation-in-novels-checkpoint.ipynb @@ -0,0 +1,8152 @@ +{ + "cells": [ + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "# Punctuation in novels\n", + "Inspired by https://medium.com/@neuroecology/punctuation-in-novels-8f316d542ec4#.qwj8e1n8m" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 1, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": true + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "import string\n", + "import collections\n", + "from PIL import Image, ImageDraw\n", + "from math import ceil" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "The `string` module has some nice subsets of characters. Does it know about punctuation?" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 2, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [ + { + "data": { + "text/plain": [ + "'!\"#$%&\\'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\\\\]^_`{|}~'" + ] + }, + "execution_count": 2, + "metadata": {}, + "output_type": "execute_result" + } + ], + "source": [ + "string.punctuation" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "## Getting the punctuation\n", + "First, let's just open a text file and read the punctuation. We can also count the number of different punctuation characters in it." + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 20, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": true + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "sherlock = open('sherlock-holmes.txt').read()" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 21, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [ + { + "name": "stdout", + "output_type": "stream", + "text": [ + 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Pride and Prejudice + +Author: Jane Austen + +Posting Date: August 26, 2008 [EBook #1342] +Release Date: June, 1998 +Last updated: February 15, 2015] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PRIDE AND PREJUDICE *** + + + + +Produced by Anonymous Volunteers + + + + + +PRIDE AND PREJUDICE + +By Jane Austen + + + +Chapter 1 + + +It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession +of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. + +However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his +first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds +of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property +of some one or other of their daughters. + +"My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that +Netherfield Park is let at last?" + +Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. + +"But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she +told me all about it." + +Mr. Bennet made no answer. + +"Do you not want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently. + +"_You_ want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." + +This was invitation enough. + +"Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken +by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came +down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much +delighted with it, that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he +is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to +be in the house by the end of next week." + +"What is his name?" + +"Bingley." + +"Is he married or single?" + +"Oh! Single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or +five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!" + +"How so? How can it affect them?" + +"My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so tiresome! You +must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them." + +"Is that his design in settling here?" + +"Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he +_may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as +soon as he comes." + +"I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you may send +them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are +as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the +party." + +"My dear, you flatter me. I certainly _have_ had my share of beauty, but +I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five +grown-up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty." + +"In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of." + +"But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into +the neighbourhood." + +"It is more than I engage for, I assure you." + +"But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would +be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to +go, merely on that account, for in general, you know, they visit no +newcomers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for _us_ to +visit him if you do not." + +"You are over-scrupulous, surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very +glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my +hearty consent to his marrying whichever he chooses of the girls; though +I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy." + +"I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the +others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so +good-humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving _her_ the preference." + +"They have none of them much to recommend them," replied he; "they are +all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of +quickness than her sisters." + +"Mr. Bennet, how _can_ you abuse your own children in such a way? You +take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." + +"You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They +are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration +these last twenty years at least." + +"Ah, you do not know what I suffer." + +"But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four +thousand a year come into the neighbourhood." + +"It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not +visit them." + +"Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them +all." + +Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, +reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had +been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. _Her_ mind +was less difficult to develop. She was a woman of mean understanding, +little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, +she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her +daughters married; its solace was visiting and news. + + + +Chapter 2 + + +Mr. Bennet was among the earliest of those who waited on Mr. Bingley. He +had always intended to visit him, though to the last always assuring +his wife that he should not go; and till the evening after the visit was +paid she had no knowledge of it. It was then disclosed in the following +manner. Observing his second daughter employed in trimming a hat, he +suddenly addressed her with: + +"I hope Mr. Bingley will like it, Lizzy." + +"We are not in a way to know _what_ Mr. Bingley likes," said her mother +resentfully, "since we are not to visit." + +"But you forget, mamma," said Elizabeth, "that we shall meet him at the +assemblies, and that Mrs. Long promised to introduce him." + +"I do not believe Mrs. Long will do any such thing. She has two nieces +of her own. She is a selfish, hypocritical woman, and I have no opinion +of her." + +"No more have I," said Mr. Bennet; "and I am glad to find that you do +not depend on her serving you." + +Mrs. Bennet deigned not to make any reply, but, unable to contain +herself, began scolding one of her daughters. + +"Don't keep coughing so, Kitty, for Heaven's sake! Have a little +compassion on my nerves. You tear them to pieces." + +"Kitty has no discretion in her coughs," said her father; "she times +them ill." + +"I do not cough for my own amusement," replied Kitty fretfully. "When is +your next ball to be, Lizzy?" + +"To-morrow fortnight." + +"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long does not come back +till the day before; so it will be impossible for her to introduce him, +for she will not know him herself." + +"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend, and introduce +Mr. Bingley to _her_." + +"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not acquainted with him +myself; how can you be so teasing?" + +"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance is certainly +very little. One cannot know what a man really is by the end of a +fortnight. But if _we_ do not venture somebody else will; and after all, +Mrs. Long and her neices must stand their chance; and, therefore, as +she will think it an act of kindness, if you decline the office, I will +take it on myself." + +The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only, "Nonsense, +nonsense!" + +"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?" cried he. "Do +you consider the forms of introduction, and the stress that is laid on +them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree with you _there_. What say you, +Mary? For you are a young lady of deep reflection, I know, and read +great books and make extracts." + +Mary wished to say something sensible, but knew not how. + +"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us return to Mr. +Bingley." + +"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife. + +"I am sorry to hear _that_; but why did not you tell me that before? If +I had known as much this morning I certainly would not have called +on him. It is very unlucky; but as I have actually paid the visit, we +cannot escape the acquaintance now." + +The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished; that of Mrs. +Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though, when the first tumult of joy +was over, she began to declare that it was what she had expected all the +while. + +"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I knew I should +persuade you at last. I was sure you loved your girls too well to +neglect such an acquaintance. Well, how pleased I am! and it is such a +good joke, too, that you should have gone this morning and never said a +word about it till now." + +"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you choose," said Mr. Bennet; and, +as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with the raptures of his wife. + +"What an excellent father you have, girls!" said she, when the door was +shut. "I do not know how you will ever make him amends for his kindness; +or me, either, for that matter. At our time of life it is not so +pleasant, I can tell you, to be making new acquaintances every day; but +for your sakes, we would do anything. Lydia, my love, though you _are_ +the youngest, I dare say Mr. Bingley will dance with you at the next +ball." + +"Oh!" said Lydia stoutly, "I am not afraid; for though I _am_ the +youngest, I'm the tallest." + +The rest of the evening was spent in conjecturing how soon he would +return Mr. Bennet's visit, and determining when they should ask him to +dinner. + + + +Chapter 3 + + +Not all that Mrs. Bennet, however, with the assistance of her five +daughters, could ask on the subject, was sufficient to draw from her +husband any satisfactory description of Mr. Bingley. They attacked him +in various ways--with barefaced questions, ingenious suppositions, and +distant surmises; but he eluded the skill of them all, and they were at +last obliged to accept the second-hand intelligence of their neighbour, +Lady Lucas. Her report was highly favourable. Sir William had been +delighted with him. He was quite young, wonderfully handsome, extremely +agreeable, and, to crown the whole, he meant to be at the next assembly +with a large party. Nothing could be more delightful! To be fond of +dancing was a certain step towards falling in love; and very lively +hopes of Mr. Bingley's heart were entertained. + +"If I can but see one of my daughters happily settled at Netherfield," +said Mrs. Bennet to her husband, "and all the others equally well +married, I shall have nothing to wish for." + +In a few days Mr. Bingley returned Mr. Bennet's visit, and sat about +ten minutes with him in his library. He had entertained hopes of being +admitted to a sight of the young ladies, of whose beauty he had +heard much; but he saw only the father. The ladies were somewhat more +fortunate, for they had the advantage of ascertaining from an upper +window that he wore a blue coat, and rode a black horse. + +An invitation to dinner was soon afterwards dispatched; and already +had Mrs. Bennet planned the courses that were to do credit to her +housekeeping, when an answer arrived which deferred it all. Mr. Bingley +was obliged to be in town the following day, and, consequently, unable +to accept the honour of their invitation, etc. Mrs. Bennet was quite +disconcerted. She could not imagine what business he could have in town +so soon after his arrival in Hertfordshire; and she began to fear that +he might be always flying about from one place to another, and never +settled at Netherfield as he ought to be. Lady Lucas quieted her fears +a little by starting the idea of his being gone to London only to get +a large party for the ball; and a report soon followed that Mr. Bingley +was to bring twelve ladies and seven gentlemen with him to the assembly. +The girls grieved over such a number of ladies, but were comforted the +day before the ball by hearing, that instead of twelve he brought only +six with him from London--his five sisters and a cousin. And when +the party entered the assembly room it consisted of only five +altogether--Mr. Bingley, his two sisters, the husband of the eldest, and +another young man. + +Mr. Bingley was good-looking and gentlemanlike; he had a pleasant +countenance, and easy, unaffected manners. His sisters were fine women, +with an air of decided fashion. His brother-in-law, Mr. Hurst, merely +looked the gentleman; but his friend Mr. Darcy soon drew the attention +of the room by his fine, tall person, handsome features, noble mien, and +the report which was in general circulation within five minutes +after his entrance, of his having ten thousand a year. The gentlemen +pronounced him to be a fine figure of a man, the ladies declared he +was much handsomer than Mr. Bingley, and he was looked at with great +admiration for about half the evening, till his manners gave a disgust +which turned the tide of his popularity; for he was discovered to be +proud; to be above his company, and above being pleased; and not all +his large estate in Derbyshire could then save him from having a most +forbidding, disagreeable countenance, and being unworthy to be compared +with his friend. + +Mr. Bingley had soon made himself acquainted with all the principal +people in the room; he was lively and unreserved, danced every dance, +was angry that the ball closed so early, and talked of giving +one himself at Netherfield. Such amiable qualities must speak for +themselves. What a contrast between him and his friend! Mr. Darcy danced +only once with Mrs. Hurst and once with Miss Bingley, declined being +introduced to any other lady, and spent the rest of the evening in +walking about the room, speaking occasionally to one of his own party. +His character was decided. He was the proudest, most disagreeable man +in the world, and everybody hoped that he would never come there again. +Amongst the most violent against him was Mrs. Bennet, whose dislike of +his general behaviour was sharpened into particular resentment by his +having slighted one of her daughters. + +Elizabeth Bennet had been obliged, by the scarcity of gentlemen, to sit +down for two dances; and during part of that time, Mr. Darcy had been +standing near enough for her to hear a conversation between him and Mr. +Bingley, who came from the dance for a few minutes, to press his friend +to join it. + +"Come, Darcy," said he, "I must have you dance. I hate to see you +standing about by yourself in this stupid manner. You had much better +dance." + +"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am +particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly as this +it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged, and there is not +another woman in the room whom it would not be a punishment to me to +stand up with." + +"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Mr. Bingley, "for a +kingdom! Upon my honour, I never met with so many pleasant girls in +my life as I have this evening; and there are several of them you see +uncommonly pretty." + +"_You_ are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room," said Mr. +Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet. + +"Oh! She is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But there is one +of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who is very pretty, and I +dare say very agreeable. Do let me ask my partner to introduce you." + +"Which do you mean?" and turning round he looked for a moment at +Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his own and coldly said: +"She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt _me_; I am in no +humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted +by other men. You had better return to your partner and enjoy her +smiles, for you are wasting your time with me." + +Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off; and Elizabeth +remained with no very cordial feelings toward him. She told the story, +however, with great spirit among her friends; for she had a lively, +playful disposition, which delighted in anything ridiculous. + +The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole family. Mrs. +Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much admired by the Netherfield +party. Mr. Bingley had danced with her twice, and she had been +distinguished by his sisters. Jane was as much gratified by this as +her mother could be, though in a quieter way. Elizabeth felt Jane's +pleasure. Mary had heard herself mentioned to Miss Bingley as the most +accomplished girl in the neighbourhood; and Catherine and Lydia had been +fortunate enough never to be without partners, which was all that they +had yet learnt to care for at a ball. They returned, therefore, in good +spirits to Longbourn, the village where they lived, and of which they +were the principal inhabitants. They found Mr. Bennet still up. With +a book he was regardless of time; and on the present occasion he had a +good deal of curiosity as to the event of an evening which had raised +such splendid expectations. He had rather hoped that his wife's views on +the stranger would be disappointed; but he soon found out that he had a +different story to hear. + +"Oh! my dear Mr. Bennet," as she entered the room, "we have had a most +delightful evening, a most excellent ball. I wish you had been there. +Jane was so admired, nothing could be like it. Everybody said how well +she looked; and Mr. Bingley thought her quite beautiful, and danced with +her twice! Only think of _that_, my dear; he actually danced with her +twice! and she was the only creature in the room that he asked a second +time. First of all, he asked Miss Lucas. I was so vexed to see him stand +up with her! But, however, he did not admire her at all; indeed, nobody +can, you know; and he seemed quite struck with Jane as she was going +down the dance. So he inquired who she was, and got introduced, and +asked her for the two next. Then the two third he danced with Miss King, +and the two fourth with Maria Lucas, and the two fifth with Jane again, +and the two sixth with Lizzy, and the _Boulanger_--" + +"If he had had any compassion for _me_," cried her husband impatiently, +"he would not have danced half so much! For God's sake, say no more of +his partners. Oh that he had sprained his ankle in the first dance!" + +"Oh! my dear, I am quite delighted with him. He is so excessively +handsome! And his sisters are charming women. I never in my life saw +anything more elegant than their dresses. I dare say the lace upon Mrs. +Hurst's gown--" + +Here she was interrupted again. Mr. Bennet protested against any +description of finery. She was therefore obliged to seek another branch +of the subject, and related, with much bitterness of spirit and some +exaggeration, the shocking rudeness of Mr. Darcy. + +"But I can assure you," she added, "that Lizzy does not lose much by not +suiting _his_ fancy; for he is a most disagreeable, horrid man, not at +all worth pleasing. So high and so conceited that there was no enduring +him! He walked here, and he walked there, fancying himself so very +great! Not handsome enough to dance with! I wish you had been there, my +dear, to have given him one of your set-downs. I quite detest the man." + + + +Chapter 4 + + +When Jane and Elizabeth were alone, the former, who had been cautious in +her praise of Mr. Bingley before, expressed to her sister just how very +much she admired him. + +"He is just what a young man ought to be," said she, "sensible, +good-humoured, lively; and I never saw such happy manners!--so much +ease, with such perfect good breeding!" + +"He is also handsome," replied Elizabeth, "which a young man ought +likewise to be, if he possibly can. His character is thereby complete." + +"I was very much flattered by his asking me to dance a second time. I +did not expect such a compliment." + +"Did not you? I did for you. But that is one great difference between +us. Compliments always take _you_ by surprise, and _me_ never. What +could be more natural than his asking you again? He could not help +seeing that you were about five times as pretty as every other woman +in the room. No thanks to his gallantry for that. Well, he certainly is +very agreeable, and I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a +stupider person." + +"Dear Lizzy!" + +"Oh! you are a great deal too apt, you know, to like people in general. +You never see a fault in anybody. All the world are good and agreeable +in your eyes. I never heard you speak ill of a human being in your +life." + +"I would not wish to be hasty in censuring anyone; but I always speak +what I think." + +"I know you do; and it is _that_ which makes the wonder. With _your_ +good sense, to be so honestly blind to the follies and nonsense of +others! Affectation of candour is common enough--one meets with it +everywhere. But to be candid without ostentation or design--to take the +good of everybody's character and make it still better, and say nothing +of the bad--belongs to you alone. And so you like this man's sisters, +too, do you? Their manners are not equal to his." + +"Certainly not--at first. But they are very pleasing women when you +converse with them. Miss Bingley is to live with her brother, and keep +his house; and I am much mistaken if we shall not find a very charming +neighbour in her." + +Elizabeth listened in silence, but was not convinced; their behaviour at +the assembly had not been calculated to please in general; and with more +quickness of observation and less pliancy of temper than her sister, +and with a judgement too unassailed by any attention to herself, she +was very little disposed to approve them. They were in fact very fine +ladies; not deficient in good humour when they were pleased, nor in the +power of making themselves agreeable when they chose it, but proud and +conceited. They were rather handsome, had been educated in one of the +first private seminaries in town, had a fortune of twenty thousand +pounds, were in the habit of spending more than they ought, and of +associating with people of rank, and were therefore in every respect +entitled to think well of themselves, and meanly of others. They were of +a respectable family in the north of England; a circumstance more deeply +impressed on their memories than that their brother's fortune and their +own had been acquired by trade. + +Mr. Bingley inherited property to the amount of nearly a hundred +thousand pounds from his father, who had intended to purchase an +estate, but did not live to do it. Mr. Bingley intended it likewise, and +sometimes made choice of his county; but as he was now provided with a +good house and the liberty of a manor, it was doubtful to many of those +who best knew the easiness of his temper, whether he might not spend the +remainder of his days at Netherfield, and leave the next generation to +purchase. + +His sisters were anxious for his having an estate of his own; but, +though he was now only established as a tenant, Miss Bingley was by no +means unwilling to preside at his table--nor was Mrs. Hurst, who had +married a man of more fashion than fortune, less disposed to consider +his house as her home when it suited her. Mr. Bingley had not been of +age two years, when he was tempted by an accidental recommendation +to look at Netherfield House. He did look at it, and into it for +half-an-hour--was pleased with the situation and the principal +rooms, satisfied with what the owner said in its praise, and took it +immediately. + +Between him and Darcy there was a very steady friendship, in spite of +great opposition of character. Bingley was endeared to Darcy by the +easiness, openness, and ductility of his temper, though no disposition +could offer a greater contrast to his own, and though with his own he +never appeared dissatisfied. On the strength of Darcy's regard, Bingley +had the firmest reliance, and of his judgement the highest opinion. +In understanding, Darcy was the superior. Bingley was by no means +deficient, but Darcy was clever. He was at the same time haughty, +reserved, and fastidious, and his manners, though well-bred, were not +inviting. In that respect his friend had greatly the advantage. Bingley +was sure of being liked wherever he appeared, Darcy was continually +giving offense. + +The manner in which they spoke of the Meryton assembly was sufficiently +characteristic. Bingley had never met with more pleasant people or +prettier girls in his life; everybody had been most kind and attentive +to him; there had been no formality, no stiffness; he had soon felt +acquainted with all the room; and, as to Miss Bennet, he could not +conceive an angel more beautiful. Darcy, on the contrary, had seen a +collection of people in whom there was little beauty and no fashion, for +none of whom he had felt the smallest interest, and from none received +either attention or pleasure. Miss Bennet he acknowledged to be pretty, +but she smiled too much. + +Mrs. Hurst and her sister allowed it to be so--but still they admired +her and liked her, and pronounced her to be a sweet girl, and one +whom they would not object to know more of. Miss Bennet was therefore +established as a sweet girl, and their brother felt authorized by such +commendation to think of her as he chose. + + + +Chapter 5 + + +Within a short walk of Longbourn lived a family with whom the Bennets +were particularly intimate. Sir William Lucas had been formerly in trade +in Meryton, where he had made a tolerable fortune, and risen to the +honour of knighthood by an address to the king during his mayoralty. +The distinction had perhaps been felt too strongly. It had given him a +disgust to his business, and to his residence in a small market town; +and, in quitting them both, he had removed with his family to a house +about a mile from Meryton, denominated from that period Lucas Lodge, +where he could think with pleasure of his own importance, and, +unshackled by business, occupy himself solely in being civil to all +the world. For, though elated by his rank, it did not render him +supercilious; on the contrary, he was all attention to everybody. By +nature inoffensive, friendly, and obliging, his presentation at St. +James's had made him courteous. + +Lady Lucas was a very good kind of woman, not too clever to be a +valuable neighbour to Mrs. Bennet. They had several children. The eldest +of them, a sensible, intelligent young woman, about twenty-seven, was +Elizabeth's intimate friend. + +That the Miss Lucases and the Miss Bennets should meet to talk over +a ball was absolutely necessary; and the morning after the assembly +brought the former to Longbourn to hear and to communicate. + +"_You_ began the evening well, Charlotte," said Mrs. Bennet with civil +self-command to Miss Lucas. "_You_ were Mr. Bingley's first choice." + +"Yes; but he seemed to like his second better." + +"Oh! you mean Jane, I suppose, because he danced with her twice. To be +sure that _did_ seem as if he admired her--indeed I rather believe he +_did_--I heard something about it--but I hardly know what--something +about Mr. Robinson." + +"Perhaps you mean what I overheard between him and Mr. Robinson; did not +I mention it to you? Mr. Robinson's asking him how he liked our Meryton +assemblies, and whether he did not think there were a great many +pretty women in the room, and _which_ he thought the prettiest? and his +answering immediately to the last question: 'Oh! the eldest Miss Bennet, +beyond a doubt; there cannot be two opinions on that point.'" + +"Upon my word! Well, that is very decided indeed--that does seem as +if--but, however, it may all come to nothing, you know." + +"_My_ overhearings were more to the purpose than _yours_, Eliza," said +Charlotte. "Mr. Darcy is not so well worth listening to as his friend, +is he?--poor Eliza!--to be only just _tolerable_." + +"I beg you would not put it into Lizzy's head to be vexed by his +ill-treatment, for he is such a disagreeable man, that it would be quite +a misfortune to be liked by him. Mrs. Long told me last night that he +sat close to her for half-an-hour without once opening his lips." + +"Are you quite sure, ma'am?--is not there a little mistake?" said Jane. +"I certainly saw Mr. Darcy speaking to her." + +"Aye--because she asked him at last how he liked Netherfield, and he +could not help answering her; but she said he seemed quite angry at +being spoke to." + +"Miss Bingley told me," said Jane, "that he never speaks much, +unless among his intimate acquaintances. With _them_ he is remarkably +agreeable." + +"I do not believe a word of it, my dear. If he had been so very +agreeable, he would have talked to Mrs. Long. But I can guess how it +was; everybody says that he is eat up with pride, and I dare say he had +heard somehow that Mrs. Long does not keep a carriage, and had come to +the ball in a hack chaise." + +"I do not mind his not talking to Mrs. Long," said Miss Lucas, "but I +wish he had danced with Eliza." + +"Another time, Lizzy," said her mother, "I would not dance with _him_, +if I were you." + +"I believe, ma'am, I may safely promise you _never_ to dance with him." + +"His pride," said Miss Lucas, "does not offend _me_ so much as pride +often does, because there is an excuse for it. One cannot wonder that so +very fine a young man, with family, fortune, everything in his favour, +should think highly of himself. If I may so express it, he has a _right_ +to be proud." + +"That is very true," replied Elizabeth, "and I could easily forgive +_his_ pride, if he had not mortified _mine_." + +"Pride," observed Mary, who piqued herself upon the solidity of her +reflections, "is a very common failing, I believe. By all that I have +ever read, I am convinced that it is very common indeed; that human +nature is particularly prone to it, and that there are very few of us +who do not cherish a feeling of self-complacency on the score of some +quality or other, real or imaginary. Vanity and pride are different +things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may +be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of +ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." + +"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas, who came with +his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was. I would keep a pack of +foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine a day." + +"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought," said Mrs. +Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it, I should take away your bottle +directly." + +The boy protested that she should not; she continued to declare that she +would, and the argument ended only with the visit. + + + +Chapter 6 + + +The ladies of Longbourn soon waited on those of Netherfield. The visit +was soon returned in due form. Miss Bennet's pleasing manners grew on +the goodwill of Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley; and though the mother was +found to be intolerable, and the younger sisters not worth speaking to, +a wish of being better acquainted with _them_ was expressed towards +the two eldest. By Jane, this attention was received with the greatest +pleasure, but Elizabeth still saw superciliousness in their treatment +of everybody, hardly excepting even her sister, and could not like them; +though their kindness to Jane, such as it was, had a value as arising in +all probability from the influence of their brother's admiration. It +was generally evident whenever they met, that he _did_ admire her and +to _her_ it was equally evident that Jane was yielding to the preference +which she had begun to entertain for him from the first, and was in a +way to be very much in love; but she considered with pleasure that it +was not likely to be discovered by the world in general, since Jane +united, with great strength of feeling, a composure of temper and a +uniform cheerfulness of manner which would guard her from the suspicions +of the impertinent. She mentioned this to her friend Miss Lucas. + +"It may perhaps be pleasant," replied Charlotte, "to be able to impose +on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be +so very guarded. If a woman conceals her affection with the same skill +from the object of it, she may lose the opportunity of fixing him; and +it will then be but poor consolation to believe the world equally in +the dark. There is so much of gratitude or vanity in almost every +attachment, that it is not safe to leave any to itself. We can all +_begin_ freely--a slight preference is natural enough; but there are +very few of us who have heart enough to be really in love without +encouragement. In nine cases out of ten a women had better show _more_ +affection than she feels. Bingley likes your sister undoubtedly; but he +may never do more than like her, if she does not help him on." + +"But she does help him on, as much as her nature will allow. If I can +perceive her regard for him, he must be a simpleton, indeed, not to +discover it too." + +"Remember, Eliza, that he does not know Jane's disposition as you do." + +"But if a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavour to conceal +it, he must find it out." + +"Perhaps he must, if he sees enough of her. But, though Bingley and Jane +meet tolerably often, it is never for many hours together; and, as they +always see each other in large mixed parties, it is impossible that +every moment should be employed in conversing together. Jane should +therefore make the most of every half-hour in which she can command his +attention. When she is secure of him, there will be more leisure for +falling in love as much as she chooses." + +"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing is in +question but the desire of being well married, and if I were determined +to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare say I should adopt it. But +these are not Jane's feelings; she is not acting by design. As yet, +she cannot even be certain of the degree of her own regard nor of its +reasonableness. She has known him only a fortnight. She danced four +dances with him at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, +and has since dined with him in company four times. This is not quite +enough to make her understand his character." + +"Not as you represent it. Had she merely _dined_ with him, she might +only have discovered whether he had a good appetite; but you must +remember that four evenings have also been spent together--and four +evenings may do a great deal." + +"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain that they +both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but with respect to any other +leading characteristic, I do not imagine that much has been unfolded." + +"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my heart; and +if she were married to him to-morrow, I should think she had as good a +chance of happiness as if she were to be studying his character for a +twelvemonth. Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If +the dispositions of the parties are ever so well known to each other or +ever so similar beforehand, it does not advance their felicity in the +least. They always continue to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards to +have their share of vexation; and it is better to know as little as +possible of the defects of the person with whom you are to pass your +life." + +"You make me laugh, Charlotte; but it is not sound. You know it is not +sound, and that you would never act in this way yourself." + +Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley's attentions to her sister, Elizabeth +was far from suspecting that she was herself becoming an object of some +interest in the eyes of his friend. Mr. Darcy had at first scarcely +allowed her to be pretty; he had looked at her without admiration at the +ball; and when they next met, he looked at her only to criticise. But no +sooner had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she hardly +had a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was rendered +uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. To +this discovery succeeded some others equally mortifying. Though he had +detected with a critical eye more than one failure of perfect symmetry +in her form, he was forced to acknowledge her figure to be light and +pleasing; and in spite of his asserting that her manners were not those +of the fashionable world, he was caught by their easy playfulness. Of +this she was perfectly unaware; to her he was only the man who made +himself agreeable nowhere, and who had not thought her handsome enough +to dance with. + +He began to wish to know more of her, and as a step towards conversing +with her himself, attended to her conversation with others. His doing so +drew her notice. It was at Sir William Lucas's, where a large party were +assembled. + +"What does Mr. Darcy mean," said she to Charlotte, "by listening to my +conversation with Colonel Forster?" + +"That is a question which Mr. Darcy only can answer." + +"But if he does it any more I shall certainly let him know that I see +what he is about. He has a very satirical eye, and if I do not begin by +being impertinent myself, I shall soon grow afraid of him." + +On his approaching them soon afterwards, though without seeming to have +any intention of speaking, Miss Lucas defied her friend to mention such +a subject to him; which immediately provoking Elizabeth to do it, she +turned to him and said: + +"Did you not think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly +well just now, when I was teasing Colonel Forster to give us a ball at +Meryton?" + +"With great energy; but it is always a subject which makes a lady +energetic." + +"You are severe on us." + +"It will be _her_ turn soon to be teased," said Miss Lucas. "I am going +to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what follows." + +"You are a very strange creature by way of a friend!--always wanting me +to play and sing before anybody and everybody! If my vanity had taken +a musical turn, you would have been invaluable; but as it is, I would +really rather not sit down before those who must be in the habit of +hearing the very best performers." On Miss Lucas's persevering, however, +she added, "Very well, if it must be so, it must." And gravely glancing +at Mr. Darcy, "There is a fine old saying, which everybody here is of +course familiar with: 'Keep your breath to cool your porridge'; and I +shall keep mine to swell my song." + +Her performance was pleasing, though by no means capital. After a song +or two, and before she could reply to the entreaties of several that +she would sing again, she was eagerly succeeded at the instrument by her +sister Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in +the family, worked hard for knowledge and accomplishments, was always +impatient for display. + +Mary had neither genius nor taste; and though vanity had given her +application, it had given her likewise a pedantic air and conceited +manner, which would have injured a higher degree of excellence than she +had reached. Elizabeth, easy and unaffected, had been listened to with +much more pleasure, though not playing half so well; and Mary, at the +end of a long concerto, was glad to purchase praise and gratitude by +Scotch and Irish airs, at the request of her younger sisters, who, +with some of the Lucases, and two or three officers, joined eagerly in +dancing at one end of the room. + +Mr. Darcy stood near them in silent indignation at such a mode of +passing the evening, to the exclusion of all conversation, and was too +much engrossed by his thoughts to perceive that Sir William Lucas was +his neighbour, till Sir William thus began: + +"What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy! There +is nothing like dancing after all. I consider it as one of the first +refinements of polished society." + +"Certainly, sir; and it has the advantage also of being in vogue amongst +the less polished societies of the world. Every savage can dance." + +Sir William only smiled. "Your friend performs delightfully," he +continued after a pause, on seeing Bingley join the group; "and I doubt +not that you are an adept in the science yourself, Mr. Darcy." + +"You saw me dance at Meryton, I believe, sir." + +"Yes, indeed, and received no inconsiderable pleasure from the sight. Do +you often dance at St. James's?" + +"Never, sir." + +"Do you not think it would be a proper compliment to the place?" + +"It is a compliment which I never pay to any place if I can avoid it." + +"You have a house in town, I conclude?" + +Mr. Darcy bowed. + +"I had once had some thought of fixing in town myself--for I am fond +of superior society; but I did not feel quite certain that the air of +London would agree with Lady Lucas." + +He paused in hopes of an answer; but his companion was not disposed +to make any; and Elizabeth at that instant moving towards them, he was +struck with the action of doing a very gallant thing, and called out to +her: + +"My dear Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? Mr. Darcy, you must allow +me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You +cannot refuse to dance, I am sure when so much beauty is before you." +And, taking her hand, he would have given it to Mr. Darcy who, though +extremely surprised, was not unwilling to receive it, when she instantly +drew back, and said with some discomposure to Sir William: + +"Indeed, sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. I entreat you +not to suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner." + +Mr. Darcy, with grave propriety, requested to be allowed the honour of +her hand, but in vain. Elizabeth was determined; nor did Sir William at +all shake her purpose by his attempt at persuasion. + +"You excel so much in the dance, Miss Eliza, that it is cruel to deny +me the happiness of seeing you; and though this gentleman dislikes the +amusement in general, he can have no objection, I am sure, to oblige us +for one half-hour." + +"Mr. Darcy is all politeness," said Elizabeth, smiling. + +"He is, indeed; but, considering the inducement, my dear Miss Eliza, +we cannot wonder at his complaisance--for who would object to such a +partner?" + +Elizabeth looked archly, and turned away. Her resistance had not +injured her with the gentleman, and he was thinking of her with some +complacency, when thus accosted by Miss Bingley: + +"I can guess the subject of your reverie." + +"I should imagine not." + +"You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings +in this manner--in such society; and indeed I am quite of your opinion. +I was never more annoyed! The insipidity, and yet the noise--the +nothingness, and yet the self-importance of all those people! What would +I give to hear your strictures on them!" + +"Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more +agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure +which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow." + +Miss Bingley immediately fixed her eyes on his face, and desired he +would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring such reflections. +Mr. Darcy replied with great intrepidity: + +"Miss Elizabeth Bennet." + +"Miss Elizabeth Bennet!" repeated Miss Bingley. "I am all astonishment. +How long has she been such a favourite?--and pray, when am I to wish you +joy?" + +"That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask. A lady's +imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love +to matrimony, in a moment. I knew you would be wishing me joy." + +"Nay, if you are serious about it, I shall consider the matter is +absolutely settled. You will be having a charming mother-in-law, indeed; +and, of course, she will always be at Pemberley with you." + +He listened to her with perfect indifference while she chose to +entertain herself in this manner; and as his composure convinced her +that all was safe, her wit flowed long. + + + +Chapter 7 + + +Mr. Bennet's property consisted almost entirely in an estate of two +thousand a year, which, unfortunately for his daughters, was entailed, +in default of heirs male, on a distant relation; and their mother's +fortune, though ample for her situation in life, could but ill supply +the deficiency of his. Her father had been an attorney in Meryton, and +had left her four thousand pounds. + +She had a sister married to a Mr. Phillips, who had been a clerk to +their father and succeeded him in the business, and a brother settled in +London in a respectable line of trade. + +The village of Longbourn was only one mile from Meryton; a most +convenient distance for the young ladies, who were usually tempted +thither three or four times a week, to pay their duty to their aunt and +to a milliner's shop just over the way. The two youngest of the family, +Catherine and Lydia, were particularly frequent in these attentions; +their minds were more vacant than their sisters', and when nothing +better offered, a walk to Meryton was necessary to amuse their morning +hours and furnish conversation for the evening; and however bare of news +the country in general might be, they always contrived to learn some +from their aunt. At present, indeed, they were well supplied both with +news and happiness by the recent arrival of a militia regiment in the +neighbourhood; it was to remain the whole winter, and Meryton was the +headquarters. + +Their visits to Mrs. Phillips were now productive of the most +interesting intelligence. Every day added something to their knowledge +of the officers' names and connections. Their lodgings were not long a +secret, and at length they began to know the officers themselves. Mr. +Phillips visited them all, and this opened to his nieces a store of +felicity unknown before. They could talk of nothing but officers; and +Mr. Bingley's large fortune, the mention of which gave animation +to their mother, was worthless in their eyes when opposed to the +regimentals of an ensign. + +After listening one morning to their effusions on this subject, Mr. +Bennet coolly observed: + +"From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two +of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but +I am now convinced." + +Catherine was disconcerted, and made no answer; but Lydia, with perfect +indifference, continued to express her admiration of Captain Carter, +and her hope of seeing him in the course of the day, as he was going the +next morning to London. + +"I am astonished, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet, "that you should be so +ready to think your own children silly. If I wished to think slightingly +of anybody's children, it should not be of my own, however." + +"If my children are silly, I must hope to be always sensible of it." + +"Yes--but as it happens, they are all of them very clever." + +"This is the only point, I flatter myself, on which we do not agree. I +had hoped that our sentiments coincided in every particular, but I must +so far differ from you as to think our two youngest daughters uncommonly +foolish." + +"My dear Mr. Bennet, you must not expect such girls to have the sense of +their father and mother. When they get to our age, I dare say they will +not think about officers any more than we do. I remember the time when +I liked a red coat myself very well--and, indeed, so I do still at my +heart; and if a smart young colonel, with five or six thousand a year, +should want one of my girls I shall not say nay to him; and I thought +Colonel Forster looked very becoming the other night at Sir William's in +his regimentals." + +"Mamma," cried Lydia, "my aunt says that Colonel Forster and Captain +Carter do not go so often to Miss Watson's as they did when they first +came; she sees them now very often standing in Clarke's library." + +Mrs. Bennet was prevented replying by the entrance of the footman with +a note for Miss Bennet; it came from Netherfield, and the servant waited +for an answer. Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled with pleasure, and she was +eagerly calling out, while her daughter read, + +"Well, Jane, who is it from? What is it about? What does he say? Well, +Jane, make haste and tell us; make haste, my love." + +"It is from Miss Bingley," said Jane, and then read it aloud. + +"MY DEAR FRIEND,-- + +"If you are not so compassionate as to dine to-day with Louisa and me, +we shall be in danger of hating each other for the rest of our lives, +for a whole day's tete-a-tete between two women can never end without a +quarrel. Come as soon as you can on receipt of this. My brother and the +gentlemen are to dine with the officers.--Yours ever, + +"CAROLINE BINGLEY" + +"With the officers!" cried Lydia. "I wonder my aunt did not tell us of +_that_." + +"Dining out," said Mrs. Bennet, "that is very unlucky." + +"Can I have the carriage?" said Jane. + +"No, my dear, you had better go on horseback, because it seems likely to +rain; and then you must stay all night." + +"That would be a good scheme," said Elizabeth, "if you were sure that +they would not offer to send her home." + +"Oh! but the gentlemen will have Mr. Bingley's chaise to go to Meryton, +and the Hursts have no horses to theirs." + +"I had much rather go in the coach." + +"But, my dear, your father cannot spare the horses, I am sure. They are +wanted in the farm, Mr. Bennet, are they not?" + +"They are wanted in the farm much oftener than I can get them." + +"But if you have got them to-day," said Elizabeth, "my mother's purpose +will be answered." + +She did at last extort from her father an acknowledgment that the horses +were engaged. Jane was therefore obliged to go on horseback, and her +mother attended her to the door with many cheerful prognostics of a +bad day. Her hopes were answered; Jane had not been gone long before +it rained hard. Her sisters were uneasy for her, but her mother was +delighted. The rain continued the whole evening without intermission; +Jane certainly could not come back. + +"This was a lucky idea of mine, indeed!" said Mrs. Bennet more than +once, as if the credit of making it rain were all her own. Till the +next morning, however, she was not aware of all the felicity of her +contrivance. Breakfast was scarcely over when a servant from Netherfield +brought the following note for Elizabeth: + +"MY DEAREST LIZZY,-- + +"I find myself very unwell this morning, which, I suppose, is to be +imputed to my getting wet through yesterday. My kind friends will not +hear of my returning till I am better. They insist also on my seeing Mr. +Jones--therefore do not be alarmed if you should hear of his having been +to me--and, excepting a sore throat and headache, there is not much the +matter with me.--Yours, etc." + +"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note +aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness--if she +should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of +Mr. Bingley, and under your orders." + +"Oh! I am not afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling +colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is +all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage." + +Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though +the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking +was her only alternative. She declared her resolution. + +"How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a +thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get +there." + +"I shall be very fit to see Jane--which is all I want." + +"Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the +horses?" + +"No, indeed, I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing +when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner." + +"I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every +impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, +exertion should always be in proportion to what is required." + +"We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. +Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off +together. + +"If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may +see something of Captain Carter before he goes." + +In Meryton they parted; the two youngest repaired to the lodgings of one +of the officers' wives, and Elizabeth continued her walk alone, crossing +field after field at a quick pace, jumping over stiles and springing +over puddles with impatient activity, and finding herself at last +within view of the house, with weary ankles, dirty stockings, and a face +glowing with the warmth of exercise. + +She was shown into the breakfast-parlour, where all but Jane were +assembled, and where her appearance created a great deal of surprise. +That she should have walked three miles so early in the day, in such +dirty weather, and by herself, was almost incredible to Mrs. Hurst and +Miss Bingley; and Elizabeth was convinced that they held her in contempt +for it. She was received, however, very politely by them; and in their +brother's manners there was something better than politeness; there +was good humour and kindness. Mr. Darcy said very little, and Mr. +Hurst nothing at all. The former was divided between admiration of the +brilliancy which exercise had given to her complexion, and doubt as +to the occasion's justifying her coming so far alone. The latter was +thinking only of his breakfast. + +Her inquiries after her sister were not very favourably answered. Miss +Bennet had slept ill, and though up, was very feverish, and not +well enough to leave her room. Elizabeth was glad to be taken to her +immediately; and Jane, who had only been withheld by the fear of giving +alarm or inconvenience from expressing in her note how much she longed +for such a visit, was delighted at her entrance. She was not equal, +however, to much conversation, and when Miss Bingley left them +together, could attempt little besides expressions of gratitude for the +extraordinary kindness she was treated with. Elizabeth silently attended +her. + +When breakfast was over they were joined by the sisters; and Elizabeth +began to like them herself, when she saw how much affection and +solicitude they showed for Jane. The apothecary came, and having +examined his patient, said, as might be supposed, that she had caught +a violent cold, and that they must endeavour to get the better of it; +advised her to return to bed, and promised her some draughts. The advice +was followed readily, for the feverish symptoms increased, and her head +ached acutely. Elizabeth did not quit her room for a moment; nor were +the other ladies often absent; the gentlemen being out, they had, in +fact, nothing to do elsewhere. + +When the clock struck three, Elizabeth felt that she must go, and very +unwillingly said so. Miss Bingley offered her the carriage, and she only +wanted a little pressing to accept it, when Jane testified such concern +in parting with her, that Miss Bingley was obliged to convert the offer +of the chaise to an invitation to remain at Netherfield for the present. +Elizabeth most thankfully consented, and a servant was dispatched to +Longbourn to acquaint the family with her stay and bring back a supply +of clothes. + + + +Chapter 8 + + +At five o'clock the two ladies retired to dress, and at half-past six +Elizabeth was summoned to dinner. To the civil inquiries which then +poured in, and amongst which she had the pleasure of distinguishing the +much superior solicitude of Mr. Bingley's, she could not make a very +favourable answer. Jane was by no means better. The sisters, on hearing +this, repeated three or four times how much they were grieved, how +shocking it was to have a bad cold, and how excessively they disliked +being ill themselves; and then thought no more of the matter: and their +indifference towards Jane when not immediately before them restored +Elizabeth to the enjoyment of all her former dislike. + +Their brother, indeed, was the only one of the party whom she could +regard with any complacency. His anxiety for Jane was evident, and his +attentions to herself most pleasing, and they prevented her feeling +herself so much an intruder as she believed she was considered by the +others. She had very little notice from any but him. Miss Bingley was +engrossed by Mr. Darcy, her sister scarcely less so; and as for Mr. +Hurst, by whom Elizabeth sat, he was an indolent man, who lived only to +eat, drink, and play at cards; who, when he found her to prefer a plain +dish to a ragout, had nothing to say to her. + +When dinner was over, she returned directly to Jane, and Miss Bingley +began abusing her as soon as she was out of the room. Her manners were +pronounced to be very bad indeed, a mixture of pride and impertinence; +she had no conversation, no style, no beauty. Mrs. Hurst thought the +same, and added: + +"She has nothing, in short, to recommend her, but being an excellent +walker. I shall never forget her appearance this morning. She really +looked almost wild." + +"She did, indeed, Louisa. I could hardly keep my countenance. Very +nonsensical to come at all! Why must _she_ be scampering about the +country, because her sister had a cold? Her hair, so untidy, so blowsy!" + +"Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six inches deep +in mud, I am absolutely certain; and the gown which had been let down to +hide it not doing its office." + +"Your picture may be very exact, Louisa," said Bingley; "but this was +all lost upon me. I thought Miss Elizabeth Bennet looked remarkably +well when she came into the room this morning. Her dirty petticoat quite +escaped my notice." + +"_You_ observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure," said Miss Bingley; "and I am +inclined to think that you would not wish to see _your_ sister make such +an exhibition." + +"Certainly not." + +"To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever it is, +above her ankles in dirt, and alone, quite alone! What could she mean by +it? It seems to me to show an abominable sort of conceited independence, +a most country-town indifference to decorum." + +"It shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing," said +Bingley. + +"I am afraid, Mr. Darcy," observed Miss Bingley in a half whisper, "that +this adventure has rather affected your admiration of her fine eyes." + +"Not at all," he replied; "they were brightened by the exercise." A +short pause followed this speech, and Mrs. Hurst began again: + +"I have an excessive regard for Miss Jane Bennet, she is really a very +sweet girl, and I wish with all my heart she were well settled. But with +such a father and mother, and such low connections, I am afraid there is +no chance of it." + +"I think I have heard you say that their uncle is an attorney in +Meryton." + +"Yes; and they have another, who lives somewhere near Cheapside." + +"That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed heartily. + +"If they had uncles enough to fill _all_ Cheapside," cried Bingley, "it +would not make them one jot less agreeable." + +"But it must very materially lessen their chance of marrying men of any +consideration in the world," replied Darcy. + +To this speech Bingley made no answer; but his sisters gave it their +hearty assent, and indulged their mirth for some time at the expense of +their dear friend's vulgar relations. + +With a renewal of tenderness, however, they returned to her room on +leaving the dining-parlour, and sat with her till summoned to coffee. +She was still very poorly, and Elizabeth would not quit her at all, till +late in the evening, when she had the comfort of seeing her sleep, and +when it seemed to her rather right than pleasant that she should go +downstairs herself. On entering the drawing-room she found the whole +party at loo, and was immediately invited to join them; but suspecting +them to be playing high she declined it, and making her sister the +excuse, said she would amuse herself for the short time she could stay +below, with a book. Mr. Hurst looked at her with astonishment. + +"Do you prefer reading to cards?" said he; "that is rather singular." + +"Miss Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley, "despises cards. She is a great +reader, and has no pleasure in anything else." + +"I deserve neither such praise nor such censure," cried Elizabeth; "I am +_not_ a great reader, and I have pleasure in many things." + +"In nursing your sister I am sure you have pleasure," said Bingley; "and +I hope it will be soon increased by seeing her quite well." + +Elizabeth thanked him from her heart, and then walked towards the +table where a few books were lying. He immediately offered to fetch her +others--all that his library afforded. + +"And I wish my collection were larger for your benefit and my own +credit; but I am an idle fellow, and though I have not many, I have more +than I ever looked into." + +Elizabeth assured him that she could suit herself perfectly with those +in the room. + +"I am astonished," said Miss Bingley, "that my father should have left +so small a collection of books. What a delightful library you have at +Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!" + +"It ought to be good," he replied, "it has been the work of many +generations." + +"And then you have added so much to it yourself, you are always buying +books." + +"I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as +these." + +"Neglect! I am sure you neglect nothing that can add to the beauties of +that noble place. Charles, when you build _your_ house, I wish it may be +half as delightful as Pemberley." + +"I wish it may." + +"But I would really advise you to make your purchase in that +neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model. There is not a +finer county in England than Derbyshire." + +"With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell it." + +"I am talking of possibilities, Charles." + +"Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get +Pemberley by purchase than by imitation." + +Elizabeth was so much caught with what passed, as to leave her very +little attention for her book; and soon laying it wholly aside, she drew +near the card-table, and stationed herself between Mr. Bingley and his +eldest sister, to observe the game. + +"Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?" said Miss Bingley; "will +she be as tall as I am?" + +"I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or +rather taller." + +"How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who delighted me +so much. Such a countenance, such manners! And so extremely accomplished +for her age! Her performance on the pianoforte is exquisite." + +"It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how young ladies can have patience +to be so very accomplished as they all are." + +"All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you mean?" + +"Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover screens, and +net purses. I scarcely know anyone who cannot do all this, and I am sure +I never heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being +informed that she was very accomplished." + +"Your list of the common extent of accomplishments," said Darcy, "has +too much truth. The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it no +otherwise than by netting a purse or covering a screen. But I am very +far from agreeing with you in your estimation of ladies in general. I +cannot boast of knowing more than half-a-dozen, in the whole range of my +acquaintance, that are really accomplished." + +"Nor I, I am sure," said Miss Bingley. + +"Then," observed Elizabeth, "you must comprehend a great deal in your +idea of an accomplished woman." + +"Yes, I do comprehend a great deal in it." + +"Oh! certainly," cried his faithful assistant, "no one can be really +esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass what is usually met +with. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, +dancing, and the modern languages, to deserve the word; and besides +all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of +walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word +will be but half-deserved." + +"All this she must possess," added Darcy, "and to all this she must +yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by +extensive reading." + +"I am no longer surprised at your knowing _only_ six accomplished women. +I rather wonder now at your knowing _any_." + +"Are you so severe upon your own sex as to doubt the possibility of all +this?" + +"I never saw such a woman. I never saw such capacity, and taste, and +application, and elegance, as you describe united." + +Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley both cried out against the injustice of her +implied doubt, and were both protesting that they knew many women who +answered this description, when Mr. Hurst called them to order, with +bitter complaints of their inattention to what was going forward. As all +conversation was thereby at an end, Elizabeth soon afterwards left the +room. + +"Elizabeth Bennet," said Miss Bingley, when the door was closed on her, +"is one of those young ladies who seek to recommend themselves to the +other sex by undervaluing their own; and with many men, I dare say, it +succeeds. But, in my opinion, it is a paltry device, a very mean art." + +"Undoubtedly," replied Darcy, to whom this remark was chiefly addressed, +"there is a meanness in _all_ the arts which ladies sometimes condescend +to employ for captivation. Whatever bears affinity to cunning is +despicable." + +Miss Bingley was not so entirely satisfied with this reply as to +continue the subject. + +Elizabeth joined them again only to say that her sister was worse, and +that she could not leave her. Bingley urged Mr. Jones being sent for +immediately; while his sisters, convinced that no country advice could +be of any service, recommended an express to town for one of the most +eminent physicians. This she would not hear of; but she was not so +unwilling to comply with their brother's proposal; and it was settled +that Mr. Jones should be sent for early in the morning, if Miss Bennet +were not decidedly better. Bingley was quite uncomfortable; his sisters +declared that they were miserable. They solaced their wretchedness, +however, by duets after supper, while he could find no better relief +to his feelings than by giving his housekeeper directions that every +attention might be paid to the sick lady and her sister. + + + +Chapter 9 + + +Elizabeth passed the chief of the night in her sister's room, and in the +morning had the pleasure of being able to send a tolerable answer to the +inquiries which she very early received from Mr. Bingley by a housemaid, +and some time afterwards from the two elegant ladies who waited on his +sisters. In spite of this amendment, however, she requested to have a +note sent to Longbourn, desiring her mother to visit Jane, and form her +own judgement of her situation. The note was immediately dispatched, and +its contents as quickly complied with. Mrs. Bennet, accompanied by her +two youngest girls, reached Netherfield soon after the family breakfast. + +Had she found Jane in any apparent danger, Mrs. Bennet would have been +very miserable; but being satisfied on seeing her that her illness was +not alarming, she had no wish of her recovering immediately, as her +restoration to health would probably remove her from Netherfield. She +would not listen, therefore, to her daughter's proposal of being carried +home; neither did the apothecary, who arrived about the same time, think +it at all advisable. After sitting a little while with Jane, on Miss +Bingley's appearance and invitation, the mother and three daughters all +attended her into the breakfast parlour. Bingley met them with hopes +that Mrs. Bennet had not found Miss Bennet worse than she expected. + +"Indeed I have, sir," was her answer. "She is a great deal too ill to be +moved. Mr. Jones says we must not think of moving her. We must trespass +a little longer on your kindness." + +"Removed!" cried Bingley. "It must not be thought of. My sister, I am +sure, will not hear of her removal." + +"You may depend upon it, Madam," said Miss Bingley, with cold civility, +"that Miss Bennet will receive every possible attention while she +remains with us." + +Mrs. Bennet was profuse in her acknowledgments. + +"I am sure," she added, "if it was not for such good friends I do not +know what would become of her, for she is very ill indeed, and suffers +a vast deal, though with the greatest patience in the world, which is +always the way with her, for she has, without exception, the sweetest +temper I have ever met with. I often tell my other girls they are +nothing to _her_. You have a sweet room here, Mr. Bingley, and a +charming prospect over the gravel walk. I do not know a place in the +country that is equal to Netherfield. You will not think of quitting it +in a hurry, I hope, though you have but a short lease." + +"Whatever I do is done in a hurry," replied he; "and therefore if I +should resolve to quit Netherfield, I should probably be off in five +minutes. At present, however, I consider myself as quite fixed here." + +"That is exactly what I should have supposed of you," said Elizabeth. + +"You begin to comprehend me, do you?" cried he, turning towards her. + +"Oh! yes--I understand you perfectly." + +"I wish I might take this for a compliment; but to be so easily seen +through I am afraid is pitiful." + +"That is as it happens. It does not follow that a deep, intricate +character is more or less estimable than such a one as yours." + +"Lizzy," cried her mother, "remember where you are, and do not run on in +the wild manner that you are suffered to do at home." + +"I did not know before," continued Bingley immediately, "that you were a +studier of character. It must be an amusing study." + +"Yes, but intricate characters are the _most_ amusing. They have at +least that advantage." + +"The country," said Darcy, "can in general supply but a few subjects for +such a study. In a country neighbourhood you move in a very confined and +unvarying society." + +"But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be +observed in them for ever." + +"Yes, indeed," cried Mrs. Bennet, offended by his manner of mentioning +a country neighbourhood. "I assure you there is quite as much of _that_ +going on in the country as in town." + +Everybody was surprised, and Darcy, after looking at her for a moment, +turned silently away. Mrs. Bennet, who fancied she had gained a complete +victory over him, continued her triumph. + +"I cannot see that London has any great advantage over the country, for +my part, except the shops and public places. The country is a vast deal +pleasanter, is it not, Mr. Bingley?" + +"When I am in the country," he replied, "I never wish to leave it; +and when I am in town it is pretty much the same. They have each their +advantages, and I can be equally happy in either." + +"Aye--that is because you have the right disposition. But that +gentleman," looking at Darcy, "seemed to think the country was nothing +at all." + +"Indeed, Mamma, you are mistaken," said Elizabeth, blushing for her +mother. "You quite mistook Mr. Darcy. He only meant that there was not +such a variety of people to be met with in the country as in the town, +which you must acknowledge to be true." + +"Certainly, my dear, nobody said there were; but as to not meeting +with many people in this neighbourhood, I believe there are few +neighbourhoods larger. I know we dine with four-and-twenty families." + +Nothing but concern for Elizabeth could enable Bingley to keep his +countenance. His sister was less delicate, and directed her eyes towards +Mr. Darcy with a very expressive smile. Elizabeth, for the sake of +saying something that might turn her mother's thoughts, now asked her if +Charlotte Lucas had been at Longbourn since _her_ coming away. + +"Yes, she called yesterday with her father. What an agreeable man Sir +William is, Mr. Bingley, is not he? So much the man of fashion! So +genteel and easy! He has always something to say to everybody. _That_ +is my idea of good breeding; and those persons who fancy themselves very +important, and never open their mouths, quite mistake the matter." + +"Did Charlotte dine with you?" + +"No, she would go home. I fancy she was wanted about the mince-pies. For +my part, Mr. Bingley, I always keep servants that can do their own work; +_my_ daughters are brought up very differently. But everybody is to +judge for themselves, and the Lucases are a very good sort of girls, +I assure you. It is a pity they are not handsome! Not that I think +Charlotte so _very_ plain--but then she is our particular friend." + +"She seems a very pleasant young woman." + +"Oh! dear, yes; but you must own she is very plain. Lady Lucas herself +has often said so, and envied me Jane's beauty. I do not like to boast +of my own child, but to be sure, Jane--one does not often see anybody +better looking. It is what everybody says. I do not trust my own +partiality. When she was only fifteen, there was a man at my brother +Gardiner's in town so much in love with her that my sister-in-law was +sure he would make her an offer before we came away. But, however, he +did not. Perhaps he thought her too young. However, he wrote some verses +on her, and very pretty they were." + +"And so ended his affection," said Elizabeth impatiently. "There has +been many a one, I fancy, overcome in the same way. I wonder who first +discovered the efficacy of poetry in driving away love!" + +"I have been used to consider poetry as the _food_ of love," said Darcy. + +"Of a fine, stout, healthy love it may. Everything nourishes what is +strong already. But if it be only a slight, thin sort of inclination, I +am convinced that one good sonnet will starve it entirely away." + +Darcy only smiled; and the general pause which ensued made Elizabeth +tremble lest her mother should be exposing herself again. She longed to +speak, but could think of nothing to say; and after a short silence Mrs. +Bennet began repeating her thanks to Mr. Bingley for his kindness to +Jane, with an apology for troubling him also with Lizzy. Mr. Bingley was +unaffectedly civil in his answer, and forced his younger sister to be +civil also, and say what the occasion required. She performed her part +indeed without much graciousness, but Mrs. Bennet was satisfied, and +soon afterwards ordered her carriage. Upon this signal, the youngest of +her daughters put herself forward. The two girls had been whispering to +each other during the whole visit, and the result of it was, that the +youngest should tax Mr. Bingley with having promised on his first coming +into the country to give a ball at Netherfield. + +Lydia was a stout, well-grown girl of fifteen, with a fine complexion +and good-humoured countenance; a favourite with her mother, whose +affection had brought her into public at an early age. She had high +animal spirits, and a sort of natural self-consequence, which the +attention of the officers, to whom her uncle's good dinners, and her own +easy manners recommended her, had increased into assurance. She was very +equal, therefore, to address Mr. Bingley on the subject of the ball, and +abruptly reminded him of his promise; adding, that it would be the most +shameful thing in the world if he did not keep it. His answer to this +sudden attack was delightful to their mother's ear: + +"I am perfectly ready, I assure you, to keep my engagement; and when +your sister is recovered, you shall, if you please, name the very day of +the ball. But you would not wish to be dancing when she is ill." + +Lydia declared herself satisfied. "Oh! yes--it would be much better to +wait till Jane was well, and by that time most likely Captain Carter +would be at Meryton again. And when you have given _your_ ball," she +added, "I shall insist on their giving one also. I shall tell Colonel +Forster it will be quite a shame if he does not." + +Mrs. Bennet and her daughters then departed, and Elizabeth returned +instantly to Jane, leaving her own and her relations' behaviour to the +remarks of the two ladies and Mr. Darcy; the latter of whom, however, +could not be prevailed on to join in their censure of _her_, in spite of +all Miss Bingley's witticisms on _fine eyes_. + + + +Chapter 10 + + +The day passed much as the day before had done. Mrs. Hurst and Miss +Bingley had spent some hours of the morning with the invalid, who +continued, though slowly, to mend; and in the evening Elizabeth joined +their party in the drawing-room. The loo-table, however, did not appear. +Mr. Darcy was writing, and Miss Bingley, seated near him, was watching +the progress of his letter and repeatedly calling off his attention by +messages to his sister. Mr. Hurst and Mr. Bingley were at piquet, and +Mrs. Hurst was observing their game. + +Elizabeth took up some needlework, and was sufficiently amused in +attending to what passed between Darcy and his companion. The perpetual +commendations of the lady, either on his handwriting, or on the evenness +of his lines, or on the length of his letter, with the perfect unconcern +with which her praises were received, formed a curious dialogue, and was +exactly in union with her opinion of each. + +"How delighted Miss Darcy will be to receive such a letter!" + +He made no answer. + +"You write uncommonly fast." + +"You are mistaken. I write rather slowly." + +"How many letters you must have occasion to write in the course of a +year! Letters of business, too! How odious I should think them!" + +"It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours." + +"Pray tell your sister that I long to see her." + +"I have already told her so once, by your desire." + +"I am afraid you do not like your pen. Let me mend it for you. I mend +pens remarkably well." + +"Thank you--but I always mend my own." + +"How can you contrive to write so even?" + +He was silent. + +"Tell your sister I am delighted to hear of her improvement on the harp; +and pray let her know that I am quite in raptures with her beautiful +little design for a table, and I think it infinitely superior to Miss +Grantley's." + +"Will you give me leave to defer your raptures till I write again? At +present I have not room to do them justice." + +"Oh! it is of no consequence. I shall see her in January. But do you +always write such charming long letters to her, Mr. Darcy?" + +"They are generally long; but whether always charming it is not for me +to determine." + +"It is a rule with me, that a person who can write a long letter with +ease, cannot write ill." + +"That will not do for a compliment to Darcy, Caroline," cried her +brother, "because he does _not_ write with ease. He studies too much for +words of four syllables. Do not you, Darcy?" + +"My style of writing is very different from yours." + +"Oh!" cried Miss Bingley, "Charles writes in the most careless way +imaginable. He leaves out half his words, and blots the rest." + +"My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them--by which +means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my correspondents." + +"Your humility, Mr. Bingley," said Elizabeth, "must disarm reproof." + +"Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance of +humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an +indirect boast." + +"And which of the two do you call _my_ little recent piece of modesty?" + +"The indirect boast; for you are really proud of your defects in +writing, because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of +thought and carelessness of execution, which, if not estimable, you +think at least highly interesting. The power of doing anything with +quickness is always prized much by the possessor, and often without any +attention to the imperfection of the performance. When you told Mrs. +Bennet this morning that if you ever resolved upon quitting Netherfield +you should be gone in five minutes, you meant it to be a sort of +panegyric, of compliment to yourself--and yet what is there so very +laudable in a precipitance which must leave very necessary business +undone, and can be of no real advantage to yourself or anyone else?" + +"Nay," cried Bingley, "this is too much, to remember at night all the +foolish things that were said in the morning. And yet, upon my honour, +I believe what I said of myself to be true, and I believe it at this +moment. At least, therefore, I did not assume the character of needless +precipitance merely to show off before the ladies." + +"I dare say you believed it; but I am by no means convinced that +you would be gone with such celerity. Your conduct would be quite as +dependent on chance as that of any man I know; and if, as you were +mounting your horse, a friend were to say, 'Bingley, you had better +stay till next week,' you would probably do it, you would probably not +go--and at another word, might stay a month." + +"You have only proved by this," cried Elizabeth, "that Mr. Bingley did +not do justice to his own disposition. You have shown him off now much +more than he did himself." + +"I am exceedingly gratified," said Bingley, "by your converting what my +friend says into a compliment on the sweetness of my temper. But I am +afraid you are giving it a turn which that gentleman did by no means +intend; for he would certainly think better of me, if under such a +circumstance I were to give a flat denial, and ride off as fast as I +could." + +"Would Mr. Darcy then consider the rashness of your original intentions +as atoned for by your obstinacy in adhering to it?" + +"Upon my word, I cannot exactly explain the matter; Darcy must speak for +himself." + +"You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, +but which I have never acknowledged. Allowing the case, however, to +stand according to your representation, you must remember, Miss Bennet, +that the friend who is supposed to desire his return to the house, and +the delay of his plan, has merely desired it, asked it without offering +one argument in favour of its propriety." + +"To yield readily--easily--to the _persuasion_ of a friend is no merit +with you." + +"To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of +either." + +"You appear to me, Mr. Darcy, to allow nothing for the influence of +friendship and affection. A regard for the requester would often make +one readily yield to a request, without waiting for arguments to reason +one into it. I am not particularly speaking of such a case as you have +supposed about Mr. Bingley. We may as well wait, perhaps, till the +circumstance occurs before we discuss the discretion of his behaviour +thereupon. But in general and ordinary cases between friend and friend, +where one of them is desired by the other to change a resolution of no +very great moment, should you think ill of that person for complying +with the desire, without waiting to be argued into it?" + +"Will it not be advisable, before we proceed on this subject, to +arrange with rather more precision the degree of importance which is to +appertain to this request, as well as the degree of intimacy subsisting +between the parties?" + +"By all means," cried Bingley; "let us hear all the particulars, not +forgetting their comparative height and size; for that will have more +weight in the argument, Miss Bennet, than you may be aware of. I assure +you, that if Darcy were not such a great tall fellow, in comparison with +myself, I should not pay him half so much deference. I declare I do not +know a more awful object than Darcy, on particular occasions, and in +particular places; at his own house especially, and of a Sunday evening, +when he has nothing to do." + +Mr. Darcy smiled; but Elizabeth thought she could perceive that he was +rather offended, and therefore checked her laugh. Miss Bingley warmly +resented the indignity he had received, in an expostulation with her +brother for talking such nonsense. + +"I see your design, Bingley," said his friend. "You dislike an argument, +and want to silence this." + +"Perhaps I do. Arguments are too much like disputes. If you and Miss +Bennet will defer yours till I am out of the room, I shall be very +thankful; and then you may say whatever you like of me." + +"What you ask," said Elizabeth, "is no sacrifice on my side; and Mr. +Darcy had much better finish his letter." + +Mr. Darcy took her advice, and did finish his letter. + +When that business was over, he applied to Miss Bingley and Elizabeth +for an indulgence of some music. Miss Bingley moved with some alacrity +to the pianoforte; and, after a polite request that Elizabeth would lead +the way which the other as politely and more earnestly negatived, she +seated herself. + +Mrs. Hurst sang with her sister, and while they were thus employed, +Elizabeth could not help observing, as she turned over some music-books +that lay on the instrument, how frequently Mr. Darcy's eyes were fixed +on her. She hardly knew how to suppose that she could be an object of +admiration to so great a man; and yet that he should look at her +because he disliked her, was still more strange. She could only imagine, +however, at last that she drew his notice because there was something +more wrong and reprehensible, according to his ideas of right, than in +any other person present. The supposition did not pain her. She liked +him too little to care for his approbation. + +After playing some Italian songs, Miss Bingley varied the charm by +a lively Scotch air; and soon afterwards Mr. Darcy, drawing near +Elizabeth, said to her: + +"Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an +opportunity of dancing a reel?" + +She smiled, but made no answer. He repeated the question, with some +surprise at her silence. + +"Oh!" said she, "I heard you before, but I could not immediately +determine what to say in reply. You wanted me, I know, to say 'Yes,' +that you might have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always +delight in overthrowing those kind of schemes, and cheating a person of +their premeditated contempt. I have, therefore, made up my mind to tell +you, that I do not want to dance a reel at all--and now despise me if +you dare." + +"Indeed I do not dare." + +Elizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed at his +gallantry; but there was a mixture of sweetness and archness in her +manner which made it difficult for her to affront anybody; and Darcy +had never been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her. He really +believed, that were it not for the inferiority of her connections, he +should be in some danger. + +Miss Bingley saw, or suspected enough to be jealous; and her great +anxiety for the recovery of her dear friend Jane received some +assistance from her desire of getting rid of Elizabeth. + +She often tried to provoke Darcy into disliking her guest, by talking of +their supposed marriage, and planning his happiness in such an alliance. + +"I hope," said she, as they were walking together in the shrubbery +the next day, "you will give your mother-in-law a few hints, when this +desirable event takes place, as to the advantage of holding her tongue; +and if you can compass it, do cure the younger girls of running after +officers. And, if I may mention so delicate a subject, endeavour to +check that little something, bordering on conceit and impertinence, +which your lady possesses." + +"Have you anything else to propose for my domestic felicity?" + +"Oh! yes. Do let the portraits of your uncle and aunt Phillips be placed +in the gallery at Pemberley. Put them next to your great-uncle the +judge. They are in the same profession, you know, only in different +lines. As for your Elizabeth's picture, you must not have it taken, for +what painter could do justice to those beautiful eyes?" + +"It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression, but their +colour and shape, and the eyelashes, so remarkably fine, might be +copied." + +At that moment they were met from another walk by Mrs. Hurst and +Elizabeth herself. + +"I did not know that you intended to walk," said Miss Bingley, in some +confusion, lest they had been overheard. + +"You used us abominably ill," answered Mrs. Hurst, "running away without +telling us that you were coming out." + +Then taking the disengaged arm of Mr. Darcy, she left Elizabeth to walk +by herself. The path just admitted three. Mr. Darcy felt their rudeness, +and immediately said: + +"This walk is not wide enough for our party. We had better go into the +avenue." + +But Elizabeth, who had not the least inclination to remain with them, +laughingly answered: + +"No, no; stay where you are. You are charmingly grouped, and appear +to uncommon advantage. The picturesque would be spoilt by admitting a +fourth. Good-bye." + +She then ran gaily off, rejoicing as she rambled about, in the hope of +being at home again in a day or two. Jane was already so much recovered +as to intend leaving her room for a couple of hours that evening. + + + +Chapter 11 + + +When the ladies removed after dinner, Elizabeth ran up to her +sister, and seeing her well guarded from cold, attended her into the +drawing-room, where she was welcomed by her two friends with many +professions of pleasure; and Elizabeth had never seen them so agreeable +as they were during the hour which passed before the gentlemen appeared. +Their powers of conversation were considerable. They could describe an +entertainment with accuracy, relate an anecdote with humour, and laugh +at their acquaintance with spirit. + +But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer the first object; +Miss Bingley's eyes were instantly turned toward Darcy, and she had +something to say to him before he had advanced many steps. He addressed +himself to Miss Bennet, with a polite congratulation; Mr. Hurst also +made her a slight bow, and said he was "very glad;" but diffuseness +and warmth remained for Bingley's salutation. He was full of joy and +attention. The first half-hour was spent in piling up the fire, lest she +should suffer from the change of room; and she removed at his desire +to the other side of the fireplace, that she might be further from +the door. He then sat down by her, and talked scarcely to anyone +else. Elizabeth, at work in the opposite corner, saw it all with great +delight. + +When tea was over, Mr. Hurst reminded his sister-in-law of the +card-table--but in vain. She had obtained private intelligence that Mr. +Darcy did not wish for cards; and Mr. Hurst soon found even his open +petition rejected. She assured him that no one intended to play, and +the silence of the whole party on the subject seemed to justify her. Mr. +Hurst had therefore nothing to do, but to stretch himself on one of the +sofas and go to sleep. Darcy took up a book; Miss Bingley did the same; +and Mrs. Hurst, principally occupied in playing with her bracelets +and rings, joined now and then in her brother's conversation with Miss +Bennet. + +Miss Bingley's attention was quite as much engaged in watching Mr. +Darcy's progress through _his_ book, as in reading her own; and she +was perpetually either making some inquiry, or looking at his page. She +could not win him, however, to any conversation; he merely answered her +question, and read on. At length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be +amused with her own book, which she had only chosen because it was the +second volume of his, she gave a great yawn and said, "How pleasant +it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no +enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a +book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not +an excellent library." + +No one made any reply. She then yawned again, threw aside her book, and +cast her eyes round the room in quest for some amusement; when hearing +her brother mentioning a ball to Miss Bennet, she turned suddenly +towards him and said: + +"By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in meditating a dance at +Netherfield? I would advise you, before you determine on it, to consult +the wishes of the present party; I am much mistaken if there are +not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a +pleasure." + +"If you mean Darcy," cried her brother, "he may go to bed, if he +chooses, before it begins--but as for the ball, it is quite a settled +thing; and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup enough, I shall send +round my cards." + +"I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they were +carried on in a different manner; but there is something insufferably +tedious in the usual process of such a meeting. It would surely be much +more rational if conversation instead of dancing were made the order of +the day." + +"Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say, but it would not be +near so much like a ball." + +Miss Bingley made no answer, and soon afterwards she got up and walked +about the room. Her figure was elegant, and she walked well; but +Darcy, at whom it was all aimed, was still inflexibly studious. In +the desperation of her feelings, she resolved on one effort more, and, +turning to Elizabeth, said: + +"Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a +turn about the room. I assure you it is very refreshing after sitting so +long in one attitude." + +Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it immediately. Miss Bingley +succeeded no less in the real object of her civility; Mr. Darcy looked +up. He was as much awake to the novelty of attention in that quarter as +Elizabeth herself could be, and unconsciously closed his book. He was +directly invited to join their party, but he declined it, observing that +he could imagine but two motives for their choosing to walk up and down +the room together, with either of which motives his joining them would +interfere. "What could he mean? She was dying to know what could be his +meaning?"--and asked Elizabeth whether she could at all understand him? + +"Not at all," was her answer; "but depend upon it, he means to be severe +on us, and our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing +about it." + +Miss Bingley, however, was incapable of disappointing Mr. Darcy in +anything, and persevered therefore in requiring an explanation of his +two motives. + +"I have not the smallest objection to explaining them," said he, as soon +as she allowed him to speak. "You either choose this method of passing +the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret +affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures +appear to the greatest advantage in walking; if the first, I would be +completely in your way, and if the second, I can admire you much better +as I sit by the fire." + +"Oh! shocking!" cried Miss Bingley. "I never heard anything so +abominable. How shall we punish him for such a speech?" + +"Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination," said Elizabeth. "We +can all plague and punish one another. Tease him--laugh at him. Intimate +as you are, you must know how it is to be done." + +"But upon my honour, I do _not_. I do assure you that my intimacy has +not yet taught me _that_. Tease calmness of manner and presence of +mind! No, no; I feel he may defy us there. And as to laughter, we will +not expose ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a +subject. Mr. Darcy may hug himself." + +"Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!" cried Elizabeth. "That is an +uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it will continue, for it would +be a great loss to _me_ to have many such acquaintances. I dearly love a +laugh." + +"Miss Bingley," said he, "has given me more credit than can be. +The wisest and the best of men--nay, the wisest and best of their +actions--may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in +life is a joke." + +"Certainly," replied Elizabeth--"there are such people, but I hope I +am not one of _them_. I hope I never ridicule what is wise and good. +Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, _do_ divert me, I own, +and I laugh at them whenever I can. But these, I suppose, are precisely +what you are without." + +"Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. But it has been the study +of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong +understanding to ridicule." + +"Such as vanity and pride." + +"Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride--where there is a real +superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation." + +Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile. + +"Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume," said Miss Bingley; +"and pray what is the result?" + +"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. He owns it +himself without disguise." + +"No," said Darcy, "I have made no such pretension. I have faults enough, +but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch +for. It is, I believe, too little yielding--certainly too little for the +convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of others +so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings +are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper +would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost, is lost +forever." + +"_That_ is a failing indeed!" cried Elizabeth. "Implacable resentment +_is_ a shade in a character. But you have chosen your fault well. I +really cannot _laugh_ at it. You are safe from me." + +"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular +evil--a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome." + +"And _your_ defect is to hate everybody." + +"And yours," he replied with a smile, "is willfully to misunderstand +them." + +"Do let us have a little music," cried Miss Bingley, tired of a +conversation in which she had no share. "Louisa, you will not mind my +waking Mr. Hurst?" + +Her sister had not the smallest objection, and the pianoforte was +opened; and Darcy, after a few moments' recollection, was not sorry for +it. He began to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention. + + + +Chapter 12 + + +In consequence of an agreement between the sisters, Elizabeth wrote the +next morning to their mother, to beg that the carriage might be sent for +them in the course of the day. But Mrs. Bennet, who had calculated on +her daughters remaining at Netherfield till the following Tuesday, which +would exactly finish Jane's week, could not bring herself to receive +them with pleasure before. Her answer, therefore, was not propitious, at +least not to Elizabeth's wishes, for she was impatient to get home. Mrs. +Bennet sent them word that they could not possibly have the carriage +before Tuesday; and in her postscript it was added, that if Mr. Bingley +and his sister pressed them to stay longer, she could spare them +very well. Against staying longer, however, Elizabeth was positively +resolved--nor did she much expect it would be asked; and fearful, on the +contrary, as being considered as intruding themselves needlessly long, +she urged Jane to borrow Mr. Bingley's carriage immediately, and at +length it was settled that their original design of leaving Netherfield +that morning should be mentioned, and the request made. + +The communication excited many professions of concern; and enough was +said of wishing them to stay at least till the following day to work +on Jane; and till the morrow their going was deferred. Miss Bingley was +then sorry that she had proposed the delay, for her jealousy and dislike +of one sister much exceeded her affection for the other. + +The master of the house heard with real sorrow that they were to go so +soon, and repeatedly tried to persuade Miss Bennet that it would not be +safe for her--that she was not enough recovered; but Jane was firm where +she felt herself to be right. + +To Mr. Darcy it was welcome intelligence--Elizabeth had been at +Netherfield long enough. She attracted him more than he liked--and Miss +Bingley was uncivil to _her_, and more teasing than usual to himself. +He wisely resolved to be particularly careful that no sign of admiration +should _now_ escape him, nothing that could elevate her with the hope +of influencing his felicity; sensible that if such an idea had been +suggested, his behaviour during the last day must have material weight +in confirming or crushing it. Steady to his purpose, he scarcely spoke +ten words to her through the whole of Saturday, and though they were +at one time left by themselves for half-an-hour, he adhered most +conscientiously to his book, and would not even look at her. + +On Sunday, after morning service, the separation, so agreeable to almost +all, took place. Miss Bingley's civility to Elizabeth increased at last +very rapidly, as well as her affection for Jane; and when they parted, +after assuring the latter of the pleasure it would always give her +to see her either at Longbourn or Netherfield, and embracing her most +tenderly, she even shook hands with the former. Elizabeth took leave of +the whole party in the liveliest of spirits. + +They were not welcomed home very cordially by their mother. Mrs. Bennet +wondered at their coming, and thought them very wrong to give so much +trouble, and was sure Jane would have caught cold again. But their +father, though very laconic in his expressions of pleasure, was really +glad to see them; he had felt their importance in the family circle. The +evening conversation, when they were all assembled, had lost much of +its animation, and almost all its sense by the absence of Jane and +Elizabeth. + +They found Mary, as usual, deep in the study of thorough-bass and human +nature; and had some extracts to admire, and some new observations of +threadbare morality to listen to. Catherine and Lydia had information +for them of a different sort. Much had been done and much had been said +in the regiment since the preceding Wednesday; several of the officers +had dined lately with their uncle, a private had been flogged, and it +had actually been hinted that Colonel Forster was going to be married. + + + +Chapter 13 + + +"I hope, my dear," said Mr. Bennet to his wife, as they were at +breakfast the next morning, "that you have ordered a good dinner to-day, +because I have reason to expect an addition to our family party." + +"Who do you mean, my dear? I know of nobody that is coming, I am sure, +unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in--and I hope _my_ dinners +are good enough for her. I do not believe she often sees such at home." + +"The person of whom I speak is a gentleman, and a stranger." + +Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled. "A gentleman and a stranger! It is Mr. +Bingley, I am sure! Well, I am sure I shall be extremely glad to see Mr. +Bingley. But--good Lord! how unlucky! There is not a bit of fish to be +got to-day. Lydia, my love, ring the bell--I must speak to Hill this +moment." + +"It is _not_ Mr. Bingley," said her husband; "it is a person whom I +never saw in the whole course of my life." + +This roused a general astonishment; and he had the pleasure of being +eagerly questioned by his wife and his five daughters at once. + +After amusing himself some time with their curiosity, he thus explained: + +"About a month ago I received this letter; and about a fortnight ago +I answered it, for I thought it a case of some delicacy, and requiring +early attention. It is from my cousin, Mr. Collins, who, when I am dead, +may turn you all out of this house as soon as he pleases." + +"Oh! my dear," cried his wife, "I cannot bear to hear that mentioned. +Pray do not talk of that odious man. I do think it is the hardest thing +in the world, that your estate should be entailed away from your own +children; and I am sure, if I had been you, I should have tried long ago +to do something or other about it." + +Jane and Elizabeth tried to explain to her the nature of an entail. They +had often attempted to do it before, but it was a subject on which +Mrs. Bennet was beyond the reach of reason, and she continued to rail +bitterly against the cruelty of settling an estate away from a family of +five daughters, in favour of a man whom nobody cared anything about. + +"It certainly is a most iniquitous affair," said Mr. Bennet, "and +nothing can clear Mr. Collins from the guilt of inheriting Longbourn. +But if you will listen to his letter, you may perhaps be a little +softened by his manner of expressing himself." + +"No, that I am sure I shall not; and I think it is very impertinent of +him to write to you at all, and very hypocritical. I hate such false +friends. Why could he not keep on quarreling with you, as his father did +before him?" + +"Why, indeed; he does seem to have had some filial scruples on that +head, as you will hear." + +"Hunsford, near Westerham, Kent, 15th October. + +"Dear Sir,-- + +"The disagreement subsisting between yourself and my late honoured +father always gave me much uneasiness, and since I have had the +misfortune to lose him, I have frequently wished to heal the breach; but +for some time I was kept back by my own doubts, fearing lest it might +seem disrespectful to his memory for me to be on good terms with anyone +with whom it had always pleased him to be at variance.--'There, Mrs. +Bennet.'--My mind, however, is now made up on the subject, for having +received ordination at Easter, I have been so fortunate as to be +distinguished by the patronage of the Right Honourable Lady Catherine de +Bourgh, widow of Sir Lewis de Bourgh, whose bounty and beneficence has +preferred me to the valuable rectory of this parish, where it shall be +my earnest endeavour to demean myself with grateful respect towards her +ladyship, and be ever ready to perform those rites and ceremonies which +are instituted by the Church of England. As a clergyman, moreover, I +feel it my duty to promote and establish the blessing of peace in +all families within the reach of my influence; and on these grounds I +flatter myself that my present overtures are highly commendable, and +that the circumstance of my being next in the entail of Longbourn estate +will be kindly overlooked on your side, and not lead you to reject the +offered olive-branch. I cannot be otherwise than concerned at being the +means of injuring your amiable daughters, and beg leave to apologise for +it, as well as to assure you of my readiness to make them every possible +amends--but of this hereafter. If you should have no objection to +receive me into your house, I propose myself the satisfaction of waiting +on you and your family, Monday, November 18th, by four o'clock, and +shall probably trespass on your hospitality till the Saturday se'ennight +following, which I can do without any inconvenience, as Lady Catherine +is far from objecting to my occasional absence on a Sunday, provided +that some other clergyman is engaged to do the duty of the day.--I +remain, dear sir, with respectful compliments to your lady and +daughters, your well-wisher and friend, + +"WILLIAM COLLINS" + +"At four o'clock, therefore, we may expect this peace-making gentleman," +said Mr. Bennet, as he folded up the letter. "He seems to be a most +conscientious and polite young man, upon my word, and I doubt not will +prove a valuable acquaintance, especially if Lady Catherine should be so +indulgent as to let him come to us again." + +"There is some sense in what he says about the girls, however, and if +he is disposed to make them any amends, I shall not be the person to +discourage him." + +"Though it is difficult," said Jane, "to guess in what way he can mean +to make us the atonement he thinks our due, the wish is certainly to his +credit." + +Elizabeth was chiefly struck by his extraordinary deference for Lady +Catherine, and his kind intention of christening, marrying, and burying +his parishioners whenever it were required. + +"He must be an oddity, I think," said she. "I cannot make him +out.--There is something very pompous in his style.--And what can he +mean by apologising for being next in the entail?--We cannot suppose he +would help it if he could.--Could he be a sensible man, sir?" + +"No, my dear, I think not. I have great hopes of finding him quite the +reverse. There is a mixture of servility and self-importance in his +letter, which promises well. I am impatient to see him." + +"In point of composition," said Mary, "the letter does not seem +defective. The idea of the olive-branch perhaps is not wholly new, yet I +think it is well expressed." + +To Catherine and Lydia, neither the letter nor its writer were in any +degree interesting. It was next to impossible that their cousin should +come in a scarlet coat, and it was now some weeks since they had +received pleasure from the society of a man in any other colour. As for +their mother, Mr. Collins's letter had done away much of her ill-will, +and she was preparing to see him with a degree of composure which +astonished her husband and daughters. + +Mr. Collins was punctual to his time, and was received with great +politeness by the whole family. Mr. Bennet indeed said little; but the +ladies were ready enough to talk, and Mr. Collins seemed neither in +need of encouragement, nor inclined to be silent himself. He was a +tall, heavy-looking young man of five-and-twenty. His air was grave and +stately, and his manners were very formal. He had not been long seated +before he complimented Mrs. Bennet on having so fine a family of +daughters; said he had heard much of their beauty, but that in this +instance fame had fallen short of the truth; and added, that he did +not doubt her seeing them all in due time disposed of in marriage. This +gallantry was not much to the taste of some of his hearers; but Mrs. +Bennet, who quarreled with no compliments, answered most readily. + +"You are very kind, I am sure; and I wish with all my heart it may +prove so, for else they will be destitute enough. Things are settled so +oddly." + +"You allude, perhaps, to the entail of this estate." + +"Ah! sir, I do indeed. It is a grievous affair to my poor girls, you +must confess. Not that I mean to find fault with _you_, for such things +I know are all chance in this world. There is no knowing how estates +will go when once they come to be entailed." + +"I am very sensible, madam, of the hardship to my fair cousins, and +could say much on the subject, but that I am cautious of appearing +forward and precipitate. But I can assure the young ladies that I come +prepared to admire them. At present I will not say more; but, perhaps, +when we are better acquainted--" + +He was interrupted by a summons to dinner; and the girls smiled on each +other. They were not the only objects of Mr. Collins's admiration. The +hall, the dining-room, and all its furniture, were examined and praised; +and his commendation of everything would have touched Mrs. Bennet's +heart, but for the mortifying supposition of his viewing it all as his +own future property. The dinner too in its turn was highly admired; and +he begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its +cooking was owing. But he was set right there by Mrs. Bennet, who +assured him with some asperity that they were very well able to keep a +good cook, and that her daughters had nothing to do in the kitchen. He +begged pardon for having displeased her. In a softened tone she declared +herself not at all offended; but he continued to apologise for about a +quarter of an hour. + + + +Chapter 14 + + +During dinner, Mr. Bennet scarcely spoke at all; but when the servants +were withdrawn, he thought it time to have some conversation with his +guest, and therefore started a subject in which he expected him to +shine, by observing that he seemed very fortunate in his patroness. Lady +Catherine de Bourgh's attention to his wishes, and consideration for +his comfort, appeared very remarkable. Mr. Bennet could not have chosen +better. Mr. Collins was eloquent in her praise. The subject elevated him +to more than usual solemnity of manner, and with a most important aspect +he protested that "he had never in his life witnessed such behaviour in +a person of rank--such affability and condescension, as he had himself +experienced from Lady Catherine. She had been graciously pleased to +approve of both of the discourses which he had already had the honour of +preaching before her. She had also asked him twice to dine at Rosings, +and had sent for him only the Saturday before, to make up her pool of +quadrille in the evening. Lady Catherine was reckoned proud by many +people he knew, but _he_ had never seen anything but affability in her. +She had always spoken to him as she would to any other gentleman; she +made not the smallest objection to his joining in the society of the +neighbourhood nor to his leaving the parish occasionally for a week or +two, to visit his relations. She had even condescended to advise him to +marry as soon as he could, provided he chose with discretion; and had +once paid him a visit in his humble parsonage, where she had perfectly +approved all the alterations he had been making, and had even vouchsafed +to suggest some herself--some shelves in the closet up stairs." + +"That is all very proper and civil, I am sure," said Mrs. Bennet, "and +I dare say she is a very agreeable woman. It is a pity that great ladies +in general are not more like her. Does she live near you, sir?" + +"The garden in which stands my humble abode is separated only by a lane +from Rosings Park, her ladyship's residence." + +"I think you said she was a widow, sir? Has she any family?" + +"She has only one daughter, the heiress of Rosings, and of very +extensive property." + +"Ah!" said Mrs. Bennet, shaking her head, "then she is better off than +many girls. And what sort of young lady is she? Is she handsome?" + +"She is a most charming young lady indeed. Lady Catherine herself says +that, in point of true beauty, Miss de Bourgh is far superior to the +handsomest of her sex, because there is that in her features which marks +the young lady of distinguished birth. She is unfortunately of a sickly +constitution, which has prevented her from making that progress in many +accomplishments which she could not have otherwise failed of, as I am +informed by the lady who superintended her education, and who still +resides with them. But she is perfectly amiable, and often condescends +to drive by my humble abode in her little phaeton and ponies." + +"Has she been presented? I do not remember her name among the ladies at +court." + +"Her indifferent state of health unhappily prevents her being in town; +and by that means, as I told Lady Catherine one day, has deprived the +British court of its brightest ornament. Her ladyship seemed pleased +with the idea; and you may imagine that I am happy on every occasion to +offer those little delicate compliments which are always acceptable +to ladies. I have more than once observed to Lady Catherine, that +her charming daughter seemed born to be a duchess, and that the most +elevated rank, instead of giving her consequence, would be adorned by +her. These are the kind of little things which please her ladyship, and +it is a sort of attention which I conceive myself peculiarly bound to +pay." + +"You judge very properly," said Mr. Bennet, "and it is happy for you +that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask +whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the +moment, or are the result of previous study?" + +"They arise chiefly from what is passing at the time, and though I +sometimes amuse myself with suggesting and arranging such little elegant +compliments as may be adapted to ordinary occasions, I always wish to +give them as unstudied an air as possible." + +Mr. Bennet's expectations were fully answered. His cousin was as absurd +as he had hoped, and he listened to him with the keenest enjoyment, +maintaining at the same time the most resolute composure of countenance, +and, except in an occasional glance at Elizabeth, requiring no partner +in his pleasure. + +By tea-time, however, the dose had been enough, and Mr. Bennet was glad +to take his guest into the drawing-room again, and, when tea was over, +glad to invite him to read aloud to the ladies. Mr. Collins readily +assented, and a book was produced; but, on beholding it (for everything +announced it to be from a circulating library), he started back, and +begging pardon, protested that he never read novels. Kitty stared at +him, and Lydia exclaimed. Other books were produced, and after some +deliberation he chose Fordyce's Sermons. Lydia gaped as he opened the +volume, and before he had, with very monotonous solemnity, read three +pages, she interrupted him with: + +"Do you know, mamma, that my uncle Phillips talks of turning away +Richard; and if he does, Colonel Forster will hire him. My aunt told me +so herself on Saturday. I shall walk to Meryton to-morrow to hear more +about it, and to ask when Mr. Denny comes back from town." + +Lydia was bid by her two eldest sisters to hold her tongue; but Mr. +Collins, much offended, laid aside his book, and said: + +"I have often observed how little young ladies are interested by books +of a serious stamp, though written solely for their benefit. It amazes +me, I confess; for, certainly, there can be nothing so advantageous to +them as instruction. But I will no longer importune my young cousin." + +Then turning to Mr. Bennet, he offered himself as his antagonist at +backgammon. Mr. Bennet accepted the challenge, observing that he acted +very wisely in leaving the girls to their own trifling amusements. +Mrs. Bennet and her daughters apologised most civilly for Lydia's +interruption, and promised that it should not occur again, if he would +resume his book; but Mr. Collins, after assuring them that he bore his +young cousin no ill-will, and should never resent her behaviour as any +affront, seated himself at another table with Mr. Bennet, and prepared +for backgammon. + + + +Chapter 15 + + +Mr. Collins was not a sensible man, and the deficiency of nature had +been but little assisted by education or society; the greatest part +of his life having been spent under the guidance of an illiterate and +miserly father; and though he belonged to one of the universities, he +had merely kept the necessary terms, without forming at it any useful +acquaintance. The subjection in which his father had brought him up had +given him originally great humility of manner; but it was now a +good deal counteracted by the self-conceit of a weak head, living in +retirement, and the consequential feelings of early and unexpected +prosperity. A fortunate chance had recommended him to Lady Catherine de +Bourgh when the living of Hunsford was vacant; and the respect which +he felt for her high rank, and his veneration for her as his patroness, +mingling with a very good opinion of himself, of his authority as a +clergyman, and his right as a rector, made him altogether a mixture of +pride and obsequiousness, self-importance and humility. + +Having now a good house and a very sufficient income, he intended to +marry; and in seeking a reconciliation with the Longbourn family he had +a wife in view, as he meant to choose one of the daughters, if he found +them as handsome and amiable as they were represented by common report. +This was his plan of amends--of atonement--for inheriting their father's +estate; and he thought it an excellent one, full of eligibility and +suitableness, and excessively generous and disinterested on his own +part. + +His plan did not vary on seeing them. Miss Bennet's lovely face +confirmed his views, and established all his strictest notions of what +was due to seniority; and for the first evening _she_ was his settled +choice. The next morning, however, made an alteration; for in a +quarter of an hour's tete-a-tete with Mrs. Bennet before breakfast, a +conversation beginning with his parsonage-house, and leading naturally +to the avowal of his hopes, that a mistress might be found for it at +Longbourn, produced from her, amid very complaisant smiles and general +encouragement, a caution against the very Jane he had fixed on. "As to +her _younger_ daughters, she could not take upon her to say--she could +not positively answer--but she did not _know_ of any prepossession; her +_eldest_ daughter, she must just mention--she felt it incumbent on her +to hint, was likely to be very soon engaged." + +Mr. Collins had only to change from Jane to Elizabeth--and it was soon +done--done while Mrs. Bennet was stirring the fire. Elizabeth, equally +next to Jane in birth and beauty, succeeded her of course. + +Mrs. Bennet treasured up the hint, and trusted that she might soon have +two daughters married; and the man whom she could not bear to speak of +the day before was now high in her good graces. + +Lydia's intention of walking to Meryton was not forgotten; every sister +except Mary agreed to go with her; and Mr. Collins was to attend them, +at the request of Mr. Bennet, who was most anxious to get rid of him, +and have his library to himself; for thither Mr. Collins had followed +him after breakfast; and there he would continue, nominally engaged with +one of the largest folios in the collection, but really talking to Mr. +Bennet, with little cessation, of his house and garden at Hunsford. Such +doings discomposed Mr. Bennet exceedingly. In his library he had been +always sure of leisure and tranquillity; and though prepared, as he told +Elizabeth, to meet with folly and conceit in every other room of the +house, he was used to be free from them there; his civility, therefore, +was most prompt in inviting Mr. Collins to join his daughters in their +walk; and Mr. Collins, being in fact much better fitted for a walker +than a reader, was extremely pleased to close his large book, and go. + +In pompous nothings on his side, and civil assents on that of his +cousins, their time passed till they entered Meryton. The attention of +the younger ones was then no longer to be gained by him. Their eyes were +immediately wandering up in the street in quest of the officers, and +nothing less than a very smart bonnet indeed, or a really new muslin in +a shop window, could recall them. + +But the attention of every lady was soon caught by a young man, whom +they had never seen before, of most gentlemanlike appearance, walking +with another officer on the other side of the way. The officer was +the very Mr. Denny concerning whose return from London Lydia came +to inquire, and he bowed as they passed. All were struck with the +stranger's air, all wondered who he could be; and Kitty and Lydia, +determined if possible to find out, led the way across the street, under +pretense of wanting something in an opposite shop, and fortunately +had just gained the pavement when the two gentlemen, turning back, had +reached the same spot. Mr. Denny addressed them directly, and entreated +permission to introduce his friend, Mr. Wickham, who had returned with +him the day before from town, and he was happy to say had accepted a +commission in their corps. This was exactly as it should be; for the +young man wanted only regimentals to make him completely charming. +His appearance was greatly in his favour; he had all the best part of +beauty, a fine countenance, a good figure, and very pleasing address. +The introduction was followed up on his side by a happy readiness +of conversation--a readiness at the same time perfectly correct and +unassuming; and the whole party were still standing and talking together +very agreeably, when the sound of horses drew their notice, and Darcy +and Bingley were seen riding down the street. On distinguishing the +ladies of the group, the two gentlemen came directly towards them, and +began the usual civilities. Bingley was the principal spokesman, and +Miss Bennet the principal object. He was then, he said, on his way to +Longbourn on purpose to inquire after her. Mr. Darcy corroborated +it with a bow, and was beginning to determine not to fix his eyes +on Elizabeth, when they were suddenly arrested by the sight of the +stranger, and Elizabeth happening to see the countenance of both as they +looked at each other, was all astonishment at the effect of the meeting. +Both changed colour, one looked white, the other red. Mr. Wickham, +after a few moments, touched his hat--a salutation which Mr. Darcy just +deigned to return. What could be the meaning of it? It was impossible to +imagine; it was impossible not to long to know. + +In another minute, Mr. Bingley, but without seeming to have noticed what +passed, took leave and rode on with his friend. + +Mr. Denny and Mr. Wickham walked with the young ladies to the door of +Mr. Phillip's house, and then made their bows, in spite of Miss Lydia's +pressing entreaties that they should come in, and even in spite of +Mrs. Phillips's throwing up the parlour window and loudly seconding the +invitation. + +Mrs. Phillips was always glad to see her nieces; and the two eldest, +from their recent absence, were particularly welcome, and she was +eagerly expressing her surprise at their sudden return home, which, as +their own carriage had not fetched them, she should have known nothing +about, if she had not happened to see Mr. Jones's shop-boy in the +street, who had told her that they were not to send any more draughts to +Netherfield because the Miss Bennets were come away, when her civility +was claimed towards Mr. Collins by Jane's introduction of him. She +received him with her very best politeness, which he returned with +as much more, apologising for his intrusion, without any previous +acquaintance with her, which he could not help flattering himself, +however, might be justified by his relationship to the young ladies who +introduced him to her notice. Mrs. Phillips was quite awed by such an +excess of good breeding; but her contemplation of one stranger was soon +put to an end by exclamations and inquiries about the other; of whom, +however, she could only tell her nieces what they already knew, that +Mr. Denny had brought him from London, and that he was to have a +lieutenant's commission in the ----shire. She had been watching him the +last hour, she said, as he walked up and down the street, and had Mr. +Wickham appeared, Kitty and Lydia would certainly have continued the +occupation, but unluckily no one passed windows now except a few of the +officers, who, in comparison with the stranger, were become "stupid, +disagreeable fellows." Some of them were to dine with the Phillipses +the next day, and their aunt promised to make her husband call on Mr. +Wickham, and give him an invitation also, if the family from Longbourn +would come in the evening. This was agreed to, and Mrs. Phillips +protested that they would have a nice comfortable noisy game of lottery +tickets, and a little bit of hot supper afterwards. The prospect of such +delights was very cheering, and they parted in mutual good spirits. Mr. +Collins repeated his apologies in quitting the room, and was assured +with unwearying civility that they were perfectly needless. + +As they walked home, Elizabeth related to Jane what she had seen pass +between the two gentlemen; but though Jane would have defended either +or both, had they appeared to be in the wrong, she could no more explain +such behaviour than her sister. + +Mr. Collins on his return highly gratified Mrs. Bennet by admiring +Mrs. Phillips's manners and politeness. He protested that, except Lady +Catherine and her daughter, he had never seen a more elegant woman; +for she had not only received him with the utmost civility, but even +pointedly included him in her invitation for the next evening, although +utterly unknown to her before. Something, he supposed, might be +attributed to his connection with them, but yet he had never met with so +much attention in the whole course of his life. + + + +Chapter 16 + + +As no objection was made to the young people's engagement with their +aunt, and all Mr. Collins's scruples of leaving Mr. and Mrs. Bennet for +a single evening during his visit were most steadily resisted, the coach +conveyed him and his five cousins at a suitable hour to Meryton; and +the girls had the pleasure of hearing, as they entered the drawing-room, +that Mr. Wickham had accepted their uncle's invitation, and was then in +the house. + +When this information was given, and they had all taken their seats, Mr. +Collins was at leisure to look around him and admire, and he was so much +struck with the size and furniture of the apartment, that he declared he +might almost have supposed himself in the small summer breakfast +parlour at Rosings; a comparison that did not at first convey much +gratification; but when Mrs. Phillips understood from him what +Rosings was, and who was its proprietor--when she had listened to the +description of only one of Lady Catherine's drawing-rooms, and found +that the chimney-piece alone had cost eight hundred pounds, she felt all +the force of the compliment, and would hardly have resented a comparison +with the housekeeper's room. + +In describing to her all the grandeur of Lady Catherine and her mansion, +with occasional digressions in praise of his own humble abode, and +the improvements it was receiving, he was happily employed until the +gentlemen joined them; and he found in Mrs. Phillips a very attentive +listener, whose opinion of his consequence increased with what she +heard, and who was resolving to retail it all among her neighbours as +soon as she could. To the girls, who could not listen to their cousin, +and who had nothing to do but to wish for an instrument, and examine +their own indifferent imitations of china on the mantelpiece, the +interval of waiting appeared very long. It was over at last, however. +The gentlemen did approach, and when Mr. Wickham walked into the room, +Elizabeth felt that she had neither been seeing him before, nor thinking +of him since, with the smallest degree of unreasonable admiration. +The officers of the ----shire were in general a very creditable, +gentlemanlike set, and the best of them were of the present party; but +Mr. Wickham was as far beyond them all in person, countenance, air, and +walk, as _they_ were superior to the broad-faced, stuffy uncle Phillips, +breathing port wine, who followed them into the room. + +Mr. Wickham was the happy man towards whom almost every female eye was +turned, and Elizabeth was the happy woman by whom he finally seated +himself; and the agreeable manner in which he immediately fell into +conversation, though it was only on its being a wet night, made her feel +that the commonest, dullest, most threadbare topic might be rendered +interesting by the skill of the speaker. + +With such rivals for the notice of the fair as Mr. Wickham and the +officers, Mr. Collins seemed to sink into insignificance; to the young +ladies he certainly was nothing; but he had still at intervals a kind +listener in Mrs. Phillips, and was by her watchfulness, most abundantly +supplied with coffee and muffin. When the card-tables were placed, he +had the opportunity of obliging her in turn, by sitting down to whist. + +"I know little of the game at present," said he, "but I shall be glad +to improve myself, for in my situation in life--" Mrs. Phillips was very +glad for his compliance, but could not wait for his reason. + +Mr. Wickham did not play at whist, and with ready delight was he +received at the other table between Elizabeth and Lydia. At first there +seemed danger of Lydia's engrossing him entirely, for she was a most +determined talker; but being likewise extremely fond of lottery tickets, +she soon grew too much interested in the game, too eager in making bets +and exclaiming after prizes to have attention for anyone in particular. +Allowing for the common demands of the game, Mr. Wickham was therefore +at leisure to talk to Elizabeth, and she was very willing to hear +him, though what she chiefly wished to hear she could not hope to be +told--the history of his acquaintance with Mr. Darcy. She dared not +even mention that gentleman. Her curiosity, however, was unexpectedly +relieved. Mr. Wickham began the subject himself. He inquired how far +Netherfield was from Meryton; and, after receiving her answer, asked in +a hesitating manner how long Mr. Darcy had been staying there. + +"About a month," said Elizabeth; and then, unwilling to let the subject +drop, added, "He is a man of very large property in Derbyshire, I +understand." + +"Yes," replied Mr. Wickham; "his estate there is a noble one. A clear +ten thousand per annum. You could not have met with a person more +capable of giving you certain information on that head than myself, for +I have been connected with his family in a particular manner from my +infancy." + +Elizabeth could not but look surprised. + +"You may well be surprised, Miss Bennet, at such an assertion, after +seeing, as you probably might, the very cold manner of our meeting +yesterday. Are you much acquainted with Mr. Darcy?" + +"As much as I ever wish to be," cried Elizabeth very warmly. "I have +spent four days in the same house with him, and I think him very +disagreeable." + +"I have no right to give _my_ opinion," said Wickham, "as to his being +agreeable or otherwise. I am not qualified to form one. I have known him +too long and too well to be a fair judge. It is impossible for _me_ +to be impartial. But I believe your opinion of him would in general +astonish--and perhaps you would not express it quite so strongly +anywhere else. Here you are in your own family." + +"Upon my word, I say no more _here_ than I might say in any house in +the neighbourhood, except Netherfield. He is not at all liked in +Hertfordshire. Everybody is disgusted with his pride. You will not find +him more favourably spoken of by anyone." + +"I cannot pretend to be sorry," said Wickham, after a short +interruption, "that he or that any man should not be estimated beyond +their deserts; but with _him_ I believe it does not often happen. The +world is blinded by his fortune and consequence, or frightened by his +high and imposing manners, and sees him only as he chooses to be seen." + +"I should take him, even on _my_ slight acquaintance, to be an +ill-tempered man." Wickham only shook his head. + +"I wonder," said he, at the next opportunity of speaking, "whether he is +likely to be in this country much longer." + +"I do not at all know; but I _heard_ nothing of his going away when I +was at Netherfield. I hope your plans in favour of the ----shire will +not be affected by his being in the neighbourhood." + +"Oh! no--it is not for _me_ to be driven away by Mr. Darcy. If _he_ +wishes to avoid seeing _me_, he must go. We are not on friendly terms, +and it always gives me pain to meet him, but I have no reason for +avoiding _him_ but what I might proclaim before all the world, a sense +of very great ill-usage, and most painful regrets at his being what he +is. His father, Miss Bennet, the late Mr. Darcy, was one of the best men +that ever breathed, and the truest friend I ever had; and I can never +be in company with this Mr. Darcy without being grieved to the soul by +a thousand tender recollections. His behaviour to myself has been +scandalous; but I verily believe I could forgive him anything and +everything, rather than his disappointing the hopes and disgracing the +memory of his father." + +Elizabeth found the interest of the subject increase, and listened with +all her heart; but the delicacy of it prevented further inquiry. + +Mr. Wickham began to speak on more general topics, Meryton, the +neighbourhood, the society, appearing highly pleased with all that +he had yet seen, and speaking of the latter with gentle but very +intelligible gallantry. + +"It was the prospect of constant society, and good society," he added, +"which was my chief inducement to enter the ----shire. I knew it to be +a most respectable, agreeable corps, and my friend Denny tempted me +further by his account of their present quarters, and the very great +attentions and excellent acquaintances Meryton had procured them. +Society, I own, is necessary to me. I have been a disappointed man, and +my spirits will not bear solitude. I _must_ have employment and society. +A military life is not what I was intended for, but circumstances have +now made it eligible. The church _ought_ to have been my profession--I +was brought up for the church, and I should at this time have been in +possession of a most valuable living, had it pleased the gentleman we +were speaking of just now." + +"Indeed!" + +"Yes--the late Mr. Darcy bequeathed me the next presentation of the best +living in his gift. He was my godfather, and excessively attached to me. +I cannot do justice to his kindness. He meant to provide for me amply, +and thought he had done it; but when the living fell, it was given +elsewhere." + +"Good heavens!" cried Elizabeth; "but how could _that_ be? How could his +will be disregarded? Why did you not seek legal redress?" + +"There was just such an informality in the terms of the bequest as to +give me no hope from law. A man of honour could not have doubted the +intention, but Mr. Darcy chose to doubt it--or to treat it as a merely +conditional recommendation, and to assert that I had forfeited all claim +to it by extravagance, imprudence--in short anything or nothing. Certain +it is, that the living became vacant two years ago, exactly as I was +of an age to hold it, and that it was given to another man; and no +less certain is it, that I cannot accuse myself of having really done +anything to deserve to lose it. I have a warm, unguarded temper, and +I may have spoken my opinion _of_ him, and _to_ him, too freely. I can +recall nothing worse. But the fact is, that we are very different sort +of men, and that he hates me." + +"This is quite shocking! He deserves to be publicly disgraced." + +"Some time or other he _will_ be--but it shall not be by _me_. Till I +can forget his father, I can never defy or expose _him_." + +Elizabeth honoured him for such feelings, and thought him handsomer than +ever as he expressed them. + +"But what," said she, after a pause, "can have been his motive? What can +have induced him to behave so cruelly?" + +"A thorough, determined dislike of me--a dislike which I cannot but +attribute in some measure to jealousy. Had the late Mr. Darcy liked me +less, his son might have borne with me better; but his father's uncommon +attachment to me irritated him, I believe, very early in life. He had +not a temper to bear the sort of competition in which we stood--the sort +of preference which was often given me." + +"I had not thought Mr. Darcy so bad as this--though I have never liked +him. I had not thought so very ill of him. I had supposed him to be +despising his fellow-creatures in general, but did not suspect him of +descending to such malicious revenge, such injustice, such inhumanity as +this." + +After a few minutes' reflection, however, she continued, "I _do_ +remember his boasting one day, at Netherfield, of the implacability of +his resentments, of his having an unforgiving temper. His disposition +must be dreadful." + +"I will not trust myself on the subject," replied Wickham; "I can hardly +be just to him." + +Elizabeth was again deep in thought, and after a time exclaimed, "To +treat in such a manner the godson, the friend, the favourite of his +father!" She could have added, "A young man, too, like _you_, whose very +countenance may vouch for your being amiable"--but she contented herself +with, "and one, too, who had probably been his companion from childhood, +connected together, as I think you said, in the closest manner!" + +"We were born in the same parish, within the same park; the greatest +part of our youth was passed together; inmates of the same house, +sharing the same amusements, objects of the same parental care. _My_ +father began life in the profession which your uncle, Mr. Phillips, +appears to do so much credit to--but he gave up everything to be of +use to the late Mr. Darcy and devoted all his time to the care of the +Pemberley property. He was most highly esteemed by Mr. Darcy, a most +intimate, confidential friend. Mr. Darcy often acknowledged himself to +be under the greatest obligations to my father's active superintendence, +and when, immediately before my father's death, Mr. Darcy gave him a +voluntary promise of providing for me, I am convinced that he felt it to +be as much a debt of gratitude to _him_, as of his affection to myself." + +"How strange!" cried Elizabeth. "How abominable! I wonder that the very +pride of this Mr. Darcy has not made him just to you! If from no better +motive, that he should not have been too proud to be dishonest--for +dishonesty I must call it." + +"It _is_ wonderful," replied Wickham, "for almost all his actions may +be traced to pride; and pride had often been his best friend. It has +connected him nearer with virtue than with any other feeling. But we are +none of us consistent, and in his behaviour to me there were stronger +impulses even than pride." + +"Can such abominable pride as his have ever done him good?" + +"Yes. It has often led him to be liberal and generous, to give his money +freely, to display hospitality, to assist his tenants, and relieve the +poor. Family pride, and _filial_ pride--for he is very proud of what +his father was--have done this. Not to appear to disgrace his family, +to degenerate from the popular qualities, or lose the influence of the +Pemberley House, is a powerful motive. He has also _brotherly_ pride, +which, with _some_ brotherly affection, makes him a very kind and +careful guardian of his sister, and you will hear him generally cried up +as the most attentive and best of brothers." + +"What sort of girl is Miss Darcy?" + +He shook his head. "I wish I could call her amiable. It gives me pain to +speak ill of a Darcy. But she is too much like her brother--very, very +proud. As a child, she was affectionate and pleasing, and extremely fond +of me; and I have devoted hours and hours to her amusement. But she is +nothing to me now. She is a handsome girl, about fifteen or sixteen, +and, I understand, highly accomplished. Since her father's death, her +home has been London, where a lady lives with her, and superintends her +education." + +After many pauses and many trials of other subjects, Elizabeth could not +help reverting once more to the first, and saying: + +"I am astonished at his intimacy with Mr. Bingley! How can Mr. Bingley, +who seems good humour itself, and is, I really believe, truly amiable, +be in friendship with such a man? How can they suit each other? Do you +know Mr. Bingley?" + +"Not at all." + +"He is a sweet-tempered, amiable, charming man. He cannot know what Mr. +Darcy is." + +"Probably not; but Mr. Darcy can please where he chooses. He does not +want abilities. He can be a conversible companion if he thinks it worth +his while. Among those who are at all his equals in consequence, he is +a very different man from what he is to the less prosperous. His +pride never deserts him; but with the rich he is liberal-minded, just, +sincere, rational, honourable, and perhaps agreeable--allowing something +for fortune and figure." + +The whist party soon afterwards breaking up, the players gathered round +the other table and Mr. Collins took his station between his cousin +Elizabeth and Mrs. Phillips. The usual inquiries as to his success were +made by the latter. It had not been very great; he had lost every +point; but when Mrs. Phillips began to express her concern thereupon, +he assured her with much earnest gravity that it was not of the least +importance, that he considered the money as a mere trifle, and begged +that she would not make herself uneasy. + +"I know very well, madam," said he, "that when persons sit down to a +card-table, they must take their chances of these things, and happily I +am not in such circumstances as to make five shillings any object. There +are undoubtedly many who could not say the same, but thanks to Lady +Catherine de Bourgh, I am removed far beyond the necessity of regarding +little matters." + +Mr. Wickham's attention was caught; and after observing Mr. Collins for +a few moments, he asked Elizabeth in a low voice whether her relation +was very intimately acquainted with the family of de Bourgh. + +"Lady Catherine de Bourgh," she replied, "has very lately given him +a living. I hardly know how Mr. Collins was first introduced to her +notice, but he certainly has not known her long." + +"You know of course that Lady Catherine de Bourgh and Lady Anne Darcy +were sisters; consequently that she is aunt to the present Mr. Darcy." + +"No, indeed, I did not. I knew nothing at all of Lady Catherine's +connections. I never heard of her existence till the day before +yesterday." + +"Her daughter, Miss de Bourgh, will have a very large fortune, and it is +believed that she and her cousin will unite the two estates." + +This information made Elizabeth smile, as she thought of poor Miss +Bingley. Vain indeed must be all her attentions, vain and useless her +affection for his sister and her praise of himself, if he were already +self-destined for another. + +"Mr. Collins," said she, "speaks highly both of Lady Catherine and her +daughter; but from some particulars that he has related of her ladyship, +I suspect his gratitude misleads him, and that in spite of her being his +patroness, she is an arrogant, conceited woman." + +"I believe her to be both in a great degree," replied Wickham; "I have +not seen her for many years, but I very well remember that I never liked +her, and that her manners were dictatorial and insolent. She has the +reputation of being remarkably sensible and clever; but I rather believe +she derives part of her abilities from her rank and fortune, part from +her authoritative manner, and the rest from the pride for her +nephew, who chooses that everyone connected with him should have an +understanding of the first class." + +Elizabeth allowed that he had given a very rational account of it, and +they continued talking together, with mutual satisfaction till supper +put an end to cards, and gave the rest of the ladies their share of Mr. +Wickham's attentions. There could be no conversation in the noise +of Mrs. Phillips's supper party, but his manners recommended him to +everybody. Whatever he said, was said well; and whatever he did, done +gracefully. Elizabeth went away with her head full of him. She could +think of nothing but of Mr. Wickham, and of what he had told her, all +the way home; but there was not time for her even to mention his name +as they went, for neither Lydia nor Mr. Collins were once silent. Lydia +talked incessantly of lottery tickets, of the fish she had lost and the +fish she had won; and Mr. Collins in describing the civility of Mr. and +Mrs. Phillips, protesting that he did not in the least regard his losses +at whist, enumerating all the dishes at supper, and repeatedly fearing +that he crowded his cousins, had more to say than he could well manage +before the carriage stopped at Longbourn House. + + + +Chapter 17 + + +Elizabeth related to Jane the next day what had passed between Mr. +Wickham and herself. Jane listened with astonishment and concern; she +knew not how to believe that Mr. Darcy could be so unworthy of Mr. +Bingley's regard; and yet, it was not in her nature to question the +veracity of a young man of such amiable appearance as Wickham. The +possibility of his having endured such unkindness, was enough to +interest all her tender feelings; and nothing remained therefore to be +done, but to think well of them both, to defend the conduct of each, +and throw into the account of accident or mistake whatever could not be +otherwise explained. + +"They have both," said she, "been deceived, I dare say, in some way +or other, of which we can form no idea. Interested people have perhaps +misrepresented each to the other. It is, in short, impossible for us to +conjecture the causes or circumstances which may have alienated them, +without actual blame on either side." + +"Very true, indeed; and now, my dear Jane, what have you got to say on +behalf of the interested people who have probably been concerned in the +business? Do clear _them_ too, or we shall be obliged to think ill of +somebody." + +"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my +opinion. My dearest Lizzy, do but consider in what a disgraceful light +it places Mr. Darcy, to be treating his father's favourite in such +a manner, one whom his father had promised to provide for. It is +impossible. No man of common humanity, no man who had any value for his +character, could be capable of it. Can his most intimate friends be so +excessively deceived in him? Oh! no." + +"I can much more easily believe Mr. Bingley's being imposed on, than +that Mr. Wickham should invent such a history of himself as he gave me +last night; names, facts, everything mentioned without ceremony. If it +be not so, let Mr. Darcy contradict it. Besides, there was truth in his +looks." + +"It is difficult indeed--it is distressing. One does not know what to +think." + +"I beg your pardon; one knows exactly what to think." + +But Jane could think with certainty on only one point--that Mr. Bingley, +if he _had_ been imposed on, would have much to suffer when the affair +became public. + +The two young ladies were summoned from the shrubbery, where this +conversation passed, by the arrival of the very persons of whom they had +been speaking; Mr. Bingley and his sisters came to give their personal +invitation for the long-expected ball at Netherfield, which was fixed +for the following Tuesday. The two ladies were delighted to see their +dear friend again, called it an age since they had met, and repeatedly +asked what she had been doing with herself since their separation. To +the rest of the family they paid little attention; avoiding Mrs. Bennet +as much as possible, saying not much to Elizabeth, and nothing at all to +the others. They were soon gone again, rising from their seats with an +activity which took their brother by surprise, and hurrying off as if +eager to escape from Mrs. Bennet's civilities. + +The prospect of the Netherfield ball was extremely agreeable to every +female of the family. Mrs. Bennet chose to consider it as given in +compliment to her eldest daughter, and was particularly flattered +by receiving the invitation from Mr. Bingley himself, instead of a +ceremonious card. Jane pictured to herself a happy evening in the +society of her two friends, and the attentions of their brother; and +Elizabeth thought with pleasure of dancing a great deal with Mr. +Wickham, and of seeing a confirmation of everything in Mr. Darcy's look +and behaviour. The happiness anticipated by Catherine and Lydia depended +less on any single event, or any particular person, for though they +each, like Elizabeth, meant to dance half the evening with Mr. Wickham, +he was by no means the only partner who could satisfy them, and a ball +was, at any rate, a ball. And even Mary could assure her family that she +had no disinclination for it. + +"While I can have my mornings to myself," said she, "it is enough--I +think it is no sacrifice to join occasionally in evening engagements. +Society has claims on us all; and I profess myself one of those +who consider intervals of recreation and amusement as desirable for +everybody." + +Elizabeth's spirits were so high on this occasion, that though she did +not often speak unnecessarily to Mr. Collins, she could not help asking +him whether he intended to accept Mr. Bingley's invitation, and if +he did, whether he would think it proper to join in the evening's +amusement; and she was rather surprised to find that he entertained no +scruple whatever on that head, and was very far from dreading a rebuke +either from the Archbishop, or Lady Catherine de Bourgh, by venturing to +dance. + +"I am by no means of the opinion, I assure you," said he, "that a ball +of this kind, given by a young man of character, to respectable people, +can have any evil tendency; and I am so far from objecting to dancing +myself, that I shall hope to be honoured with the hands of all my fair +cousins in the course of the evening; and I take this opportunity of +soliciting yours, Miss Elizabeth, for the two first dances especially, +a preference which I trust my cousin Jane will attribute to the right +cause, and not to any disrespect for her." + +Elizabeth felt herself completely taken in. She had fully proposed being +engaged by Mr. Wickham for those very dances; and to have Mr. Collins +instead! her liveliness had never been worse timed. There was no help +for it, however. Mr. Wickham's happiness and her own were perforce +delayed a little longer, and Mr. Collins's proposal accepted with as +good a grace as she could. She was not the better pleased with his +gallantry from the idea it suggested of something more. It now first +struck her, that _she_ was selected from among her sisters as worthy +of being mistress of Hunsford Parsonage, and of assisting to form a +quadrille table at Rosings, in the absence of more eligible visitors. +The idea soon reached to conviction, as she observed his increasing +civilities toward herself, and heard his frequent attempt at a +compliment on her wit and vivacity; and though more astonished than +gratified herself by this effect of her charms, it was not long before +her mother gave her to understand that the probability of their marriage +was extremely agreeable to _her_. Elizabeth, however, did not choose +to take the hint, being well aware that a serious dispute must be the +consequence of any reply. Mr. Collins might never make the offer, and +till he did, it was useless to quarrel about him. + +If there had not been a Netherfield ball to prepare for and talk of, the +younger Miss Bennets would have been in a very pitiable state at this +time, for from the day of the invitation, to the day of the ball, there +was such a succession of rain as prevented their walking to Meryton +once. No aunt, no officers, no news could be sought after--the very +shoe-roses for Netherfield were got by proxy. Even Elizabeth might have +found some trial of her patience in weather which totally suspended the +improvement of her acquaintance with Mr. Wickham; and nothing less than +a dance on Tuesday, could have made such a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and +Monday endurable to Kitty and Lydia. + + + +Chapter 18 + + +Till Elizabeth entered the drawing-room at Netherfield, and looked in +vain for Mr. Wickham among the cluster of red coats there assembled, a +doubt of his being present had never occurred to her. The certainty +of meeting him had not been checked by any of those recollections that +might not unreasonably have alarmed her. She had dressed with more than +usual care, and prepared in the highest spirits for the conquest of all +that remained unsubdued of his heart, trusting that it was not more than +might be won in the course of the evening. But in an instant arose +the dreadful suspicion of his being purposely omitted for Mr. Darcy's +pleasure in the Bingleys' invitation to the officers; and though +this was not exactly the case, the absolute fact of his absence was +pronounced by his friend Denny, to whom Lydia eagerly applied, and who +told them that Wickham had been obliged to go to town on business the +day before, and was not yet returned; adding, with a significant smile, +"I do not imagine his business would have called him away just now, if +he had not wanted to avoid a certain gentleman here." + +This part of his intelligence, though unheard by Lydia, was caught by +Elizabeth, and, as it assured her that Darcy was not less answerable for +Wickham's absence than if her first surmise had been just, every +feeling of displeasure against the former was so sharpened by immediate +disappointment, that she could hardly reply with tolerable civility to +the polite inquiries which he directly afterwards approached to make. +Attendance, forbearance, patience with Darcy, was injury to Wickham. She +was resolved against any sort of conversation with him, and turned away +with a degree of ill-humour which she could not wholly surmount even in +speaking to Mr. Bingley, whose blind partiality provoked her. + +But Elizabeth was not formed for ill-humour; and though every prospect +of her own was destroyed for the evening, it could not dwell long on her +spirits; and having told all her griefs to Charlotte Lucas, whom she had +not seen for a week, she was soon able to make a voluntary transition +to the oddities of her cousin, and to point him out to her particular +notice. The first two dances, however, brought a return of distress; +they were dances of mortification. Mr. Collins, awkward and solemn, +apologising instead of attending, and often moving wrong without being +aware of it, gave her all the shame and misery which a disagreeable +partner for a couple of dances can give. The moment of her release from +him was ecstasy. + +She danced next with an officer, and had the refreshment of talking of +Wickham, and of hearing that he was universally liked. When those dances +were over, she returned to Charlotte Lucas, and was in conversation with +her, when she found herself suddenly addressed by Mr. Darcy who took +her so much by surprise in his application for her hand, that, +without knowing what she did, she accepted him. He walked away again +immediately, and she was left to fret over her own want of presence of +mind; Charlotte tried to console her: + +"I dare say you will find him very agreeable." + +"Heaven forbid! _That_ would be the greatest misfortune of all! To find +a man agreeable whom one is determined to hate! Do not wish me such an +evil." + +When the dancing recommenced, however, and Darcy approached to claim her +hand, Charlotte could not help cautioning her in a whisper, not to be a +simpleton, and allow her fancy for Wickham to make her appear unpleasant +in the eyes of a man ten times his consequence. Elizabeth made no +answer, and took her place in the set, amazed at the dignity to which +she was arrived in being allowed to stand opposite to Mr. Darcy, and +reading in her neighbours' looks, their equal amazement in beholding +it. They stood for some time without speaking a word; and she began to +imagine that their silence was to last through the two dances, and at +first was resolved not to break it; till suddenly fancying that it would +be the greater punishment to her partner to oblige him to talk, she made +some slight observation on the dance. He replied, and was again +silent. After a pause of some minutes, she addressed him a second time +with:--"It is _your_ turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked +about the dance, and _you_ ought to make some sort of remark on the size +of the room, or the number of couples." + +He smiled, and assured her that whatever she wished him to say should be +said. + +"Very well. That reply will do for the present. Perhaps by and by I may +observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones. But +_now_ we may be silent." + +"Do you talk by rule, then, while you are dancing?" + +"Sometimes. One must speak a little, you know. It would look odd to be +entirely silent for half an hour together; and yet for the advantage of +_some_, conversation ought to be so arranged, as that they may have the +trouble of saying as little as possible." + +"Are you consulting your own feelings in the present case, or do you +imagine that you are gratifying mine?" + +"Both," replied Elizabeth archly; "for I have always seen a great +similarity in the turn of our minds. We are each of an unsocial, +taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say +something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to +posterity with all the eclat of a proverb." + +"This is no very striking resemblance of your own character, I am sure," +said he. "How near it may be to _mine_, I cannot pretend to say. _You_ +think it a faithful portrait undoubtedly." + +"I must not decide on my own performance." + +He made no answer, and they were again silent till they had gone down +the dance, when he asked her if she and her sisters did not very often +walk to Meryton. She answered in the affirmative, and, unable to resist +the temptation, added, "When you met us there the other day, we had just +been forming a new acquaintance." + +The effect was immediate. A deeper shade of _hauteur_ overspread his +features, but he said not a word, and Elizabeth, though blaming herself +for her own weakness, could not go on. At length Darcy spoke, and in a +constrained manner said, "Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners +as may ensure his _making_ friends--whether he may be equally capable of +_retaining_ them, is less certain." + +"He has been so unlucky as to lose _your_ friendship," replied Elizabeth +with emphasis, "and in a manner which he is likely to suffer from all +his life." + +Darcy made no answer, and seemed desirous of changing the subject. At +that moment, Sir William Lucas appeared close to them, meaning to pass +through the set to the other side of the room; but on perceiving Mr. +Darcy, he stopped with a bow of superior courtesy to compliment him on +his dancing and his partner. + +"I have been most highly gratified indeed, my dear sir. Such very +superior dancing is not often seen. It is evident that you belong to the +first circles. Allow me to say, however, that your fair partner does not +disgrace you, and that I must hope to have this pleasure often repeated, +especially when a certain desirable event, my dear Eliza (glancing at +her sister and Bingley) shall take place. What congratulations will then +flow in! I appeal to Mr. Darcy:--but let me not interrupt you, sir. You +will not thank me for detaining you from the bewitching converse of that +young lady, whose bright eyes are also upbraiding me." + +The latter part of this address was scarcely heard by Darcy; but Sir +William's allusion to his friend seemed to strike him forcibly, and his +eyes were directed with a very serious expression towards Bingley and +Jane, who were dancing together. Recovering himself, however, shortly, +he turned to his partner, and said, "Sir William's interruption has made +me forget what we were talking of." + +"I do not think we were speaking at all. Sir William could not have +interrupted two people in the room who had less to say for themselves. +We have tried two or three subjects already without success, and what we +are to talk of next I cannot imagine." + +"What think you of books?" said he, smiling. + +"Books--oh! no. I am sure we never read the same, or not with the same +feelings." + +"I am sorry you think so; but if that be the case, there can at least be +no want of subject. We may compare our different opinions." + +"No--I cannot talk of books in a ball-room; my head is always full of +something else." + +"The _present_ always occupies you in such scenes--does it?" said he, +with a look of doubt. + +"Yes, always," she replied, without knowing what she said, for her +thoughts had wandered far from the subject, as soon afterwards appeared +by her suddenly exclaiming, "I remember hearing you once say, Mr. Darcy, +that you hardly ever forgave, that your resentment once created was +unappeasable. You are very cautious, I suppose, as to its _being +created_." + +"I am," said he, with a firm voice. + +"And never allow yourself to be blinded by prejudice?" + +"I hope not." + +"It is particularly incumbent on those who never change their opinion, +to be secure of judging properly at first." + +"May I ask to what these questions tend?" + +"Merely to the illustration of _your_ character," said she, endeavouring +to shake off her gravity. "I am trying to make it out." + +"And what is your success?" + +She shook her head. "I do not get on at all. I hear such different +accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly." + +"I can readily believe," answered he gravely, "that reports may vary +greatly with respect to me; and I could wish, Miss Bennet, that you were +not to sketch my character at the present moment, as there is reason to +fear that the performance would reflect no credit on either." + +"But if I do not take your likeness now, I may never have another +opportunity." + +"I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours," he coldly replied. +She said no more, and they went down the other dance and parted in +silence; and on each side dissatisfied, though not to an equal degree, +for in Darcy's breast there was a tolerably powerful feeling towards +her, which soon procured her pardon, and directed all his anger against +another. + +They had not long separated, when Miss Bingley came towards her, and +with an expression of civil disdain accosted her: + +"So, Miss Eliza, I hear you are quite delighted with George Wickham! +Your sister has been talking to me about him, and asking me a thousand +questions; and I find that the young man quite forgot to tell you, among +his other communication, that he was the son of old Wickham, the late +Mr. Darcy's steward. Let me recommend you, however, as a friend, not to +give implicit confidence to all his assertions; for as to Mr. Darcy's +using him ill, it is perfectly false; for, on the contrary, he has +always been remarkably kind to him, though George Wickham has treated +Mr. Darcy in a most infamous manner. I do not know the particulars, but +I know very well that Mr. Darcy is not in the least to blame, that he +cannot bear to hear George Wickham mentioned, and that though my brother +thought that he could not well avoid including him in his invitation to +the officers, he was excessively glad to find that he had taken himself +out of the way. His coming into the country at all is a most insolent +thing, indeed, and I wonder how he could presume to do it. I pity you, +Miss Eliza, for this discovery of your favourite's guilt; but really, +considering his descent, one could not expect much better." + +"His guilt and his descent appear by your account to be the same," said +Elizabeth angrily; "for I have heard you accuse him of nothing worse +than of being the son of Mr. Darcy's steward, and of _that_, I can +assure you, he informed me himself." + +"I beg your pardon," replied Miss Bingley, turning away with a sneer. +"Excuse my interference--it was kindly meant." + +"Insolent girl!" said Elizabeth to herself. "You are much mistaken +if you expect to influence me by such a paltry attack as this. I see +nothing in it but your own wilful ignorance and the malice of Mr. +Darcy." She then sought her eldest sister, who had undertaken to make +inquiries on the same subject of Bingley. Jane met her with a smile of +such sweet complacency, a glow of such happy expression, as sufficiently +marked how well she was satisfied with the occurrences of the evening. +Elizabeth instantly read her feelings, and at that moment solicitude for +Wickham, resentment against his enemies, and everything else, gave way +before the hope of Jane's being in the fairest way for happiness. + +"I want to know," said she, with a countenance no less smiling than her +sister's, "what you have learnt about Mr. Wickham. But perhaps you have +been too pleasantly engaged to think of any third person; in which case +you may be sure of my pardon." + +"No," replied Jane, "I have not forgotten him; but I have nothing +satisfactory to tell you. Mr. Bingley does not know the whole of +his history, and is quite ignorant of the circumstances which have +principally offended Mr. Darcy; but he will vouch for the good conduct, +the probity, and honour of his friend, and is perfectly convinced that +Mr. Wickham has deserved much less attention from Mr. Darcy than he has +received; and I am sorry to say by his account as well as his sister's, +Mr. Wickham is by no means a respectable young man. I am afraid he has +been very imprudent, and has deserved to lose Mr. Darcy's regard." + +"Mr. Bingley does not know Mr. Wickham himself?" + +"No; he never saw him till the other morning at Meryton." + +"This account then is what he has received from Mr. Darcy. I am +satisfied. But what does he say of the living?" + +"He does not exactly recollect the circumstances, though he has heard +them from Mr. Darcy more than once, but he believes that it was left to +him _conditionally_ only." + +"I have not a doubt of Mr. Bingley's sincerity," said Elizabeth warmly; +"but you must excuse my not being convinced by assurances only. Mr. +Bingley's defense of his friend was a very able one, I dare say; but +since he is unacquainted with several parts of the story, and has learnt +the rest from that friend himself, I shall venture to still think of +both gentlemen as I did before." + +She then changed the discourse to one more gratifying to each, and on +which there could be no difference of sentiment. Elizabeth listened with +delight to the happy, though modest hopes which Jane entertained of Mr. +Bingley's regard, and said all in her power to heighten her confidence +in it. On their being joined by Mr. Bingley himself, Elizabeth withdrew +to Miss Lucas; to whose inquiry after the pleasantness of her last +partner she had scarcely replied, before Mr. Collins came up to them, +and told her with great exultation that he had just been so fortunate as +to make a most important discovery. + +"I have found out," said he, "by a singular accident, that there is now +in the room a near relation of my patroness. I happened to overhear the +gentleman himself mentioning to the young lady who does the honours of +the house the names of his cousin Miss de Bourgh, and of her mother Lady +Catherine. How wonderfully these sort of things occur! Who would have +thought of my meeting with, perhaps, a nephew of Lady Catherine de +Bourgh in this assembly! I am most thankful that the discovery is made +in time for me to pay my respects to him, which I am now going to +do, and trust he will excuse my not having done it before. My total +ignorance of the connection must plead my apology." + +"You are not going to introduce yourself to Mr. Darcy!" + +"Indeed I am. I shall entreat his pardon for not having done it earlier. +I believe him to be Lady Catherine's _nephew_. It will be in my power to +assure him that her ladyship was quite well yesterday se'nnight." + +Elizabeth tried hard to dissuade him from such a scheme, assuring him +that Mr. Darcy would consider his addressing him without introduction +as an impertinent freedom, rather than a compliment to his aunt; that +it was not in the least necessary there should be any notice on either +side; and that if it were, it must belong to Mr. Darcy, the superior in +consequence, to begin the acquaintance. Mr. Collins listened to her +with the determined air of following his own inclination, and, when she +ceased speaking, replied thus: + +"My dear Miss Elizabeth, I have the highest opinion in the world in +your excellent judgement in all matters within the scope of your +understanding; but permit me to say, that there must be a wide +difference between the established forms of ceremony amongst the laity, +and those which regulate the clergy; for, give me leave to observe that +I consider the clerical office as equal in point of dignity with +the highest rank in the kingdom--provided that a proper humility of +behaviour is at the same time maintained. You must therefore allow me to +follow the dictates of my conscience on this occasion, which leads me to +perform what I look on as a point of duty. Pardon me for neglecting to +profit by your advice, which on every other subject shall be my constant +guide, though in the case before us I consider myself more fitted by +education and habitual study to decide on what is right than a young +lady like yourself." And with a low bow he left her to attack Mr. +Darcy, whose reception of his advances she eagerly watched, and whose +astonishment at being so addressed was very evident. Her cousin prefaced +his speech with a solemn bow and though she could not hear a word of +it, she felt as if hearing it all, and saw in the motion of his lips the +words "apology," "Hunsford," and "Lady Catherine de Bourgh." It vexed +her to see him expose himself to such a man. Mr. Darcy was eyeing him +with unrestrained wonder, and when at last Mr. Collins allowed him time +to speak, replied with an air of distant civility. Mr. Collins, however, +was not discouraged from speaking again, and Mr. Darcy's contempt seemed +abundantly increasing with the length of his second speech, and at the +end of it he only made him a slight bow, and moved another way. Mr. +Collins then returned to Elizabeth. + +"I have no reason, I assure you," said he, "to be dissatisfied with my +reception. Mr. Darcy seemed much pleased with the attention. He answered +me with the utmost civility, and even paid me the compliment of saying +that he was so well convinced of Lady Catherine's discernment as to be +certain she could never bestow a favour unworthily. It was really a very +handsome thought. Upon the whole, I am much pleased with him." + +As Elizabeth had no longer any interest of her own to pursue, she turned +her attention almost entirely on her sister and Mr. Bingley; and the +train of agreeable reflections which her observations gave birth to, +made her perhaps almost as happy as Jane. She saw her in idea settled in +that very house, in all the felicity which a marriage of true affection +could bestow; and she felt capable, under such circumstances, of +endeavouring even to like Bingley's two sisters. Her mother's thoughts +she plainly saw were bent the same way, and she determined not to +venture near her, lest she might hear too much. When they sat down to +supper, therefore, she considered it a most unlucky perverseness which +placed them within one of each other; and deeply was she vexed to find +that her mother was talking to that one person (Lady Lucas) freely, +openly, and of nothing else but her expectation that Jane would soon +be married to Mr. Bingley. It was an animating subject, and Mrs. Bennet +seemed incapable of fatigue while enumerating the advantages of the +match. His being such a charming young man, and so rich, and living but +three miles from them, were the first points of self-gratulation; and +then it was such a comfort to think how fond the two sisters were of +Jane, and to be certain that they must desire the connection as much as +she could do. It was, moreover, such a promising thing for her younger +daughters, as Jane's marrying so greatly must throw them in the way of +other rich men; and lastly, it was so pleasant at her time of life to be +able to consign her single daughters to the care of their sister, that +she might not be obliged to go into company more than she liked. It was +necessary to make this circumstance a matter of pleasure, because on +such occasions it is the etiquette; but no one was less likely than Mrs. +Bennet to find comfort in staying home at any period of her life. She +concluded with many good wishes that Lady Lucas might soon be equally +fortunate, though evidently and triumphantly believing there was no +chance of it. + +In vain did Elizabeth endeavour to check the rapidity of her mother's +words, or persuade her to describe her felicity in a less audible +whisper; for, to her inexpressible vexation, she could perceive that the +chief of it was overheard by Mr. Darcy, who sat opposite to them. Her +mother only scolded her for being nonsensical. + +"What is Mr. Darcy to me, pray, that I should be afraid of him? I am +sure we owe him no such particular civility as to be obliged to say +nothing _he_ may not like to hear." + +"For heaven's sake, madam, speak lower. What advantage can it be for you +to offend Mr. Darcy? You will never recommend yourself to his friend by +so doing!" + +Nothing that she could say, however, had any influence. Her mother would +talk of her views in the same intelligible tone. Elizabeth blushed and +blushed again with shame and vexation. She could not help frequently +glancing her eye at Mr. Darcy, though every glance convinced her of what +she dreaded; for though he was not always looking at her mother, she was +convinced that his attention was invariably fixed by her. The expression +of his face changed gradually from indignant contempt to a composed and +steady gravity. + +At length, however, Mrs. Bennet had no more to say; and Lady Lucas, who +had been long yawning at the repetition of delights which she saw no +likelihood of sharing, was left to the comforts of cold ham and +chicken. Elizabeth now began to revive. But not long was the interval of +tranquillity; for, when supper was over, singing was talked of, and +she had the mortification of seeing Mary, after very little entreaty, +preparing to oblige the company. By many significant looks and silent +entreaties, did she endeavour to prevent such a proof of complaisance, +but in vain; Mary would not understand them; such an opportunity of +exhibiting was delightful to her, and she began her song. Elizabeth's +eyes were fixed on her with most painful sensations, and she watched her +progress through the several stanzas with an impatience which was very +ill rewarded at their close; for Mary, on receiving, amongst the thanks +of the table, the hint of a hope that she might be prevailed on to +favour them again, after the pause of half a minute began another. +Mary's powers were by no means fitted for such a display; her voice was +weak, and her manner affected. Elizabeth was in agonies. She looked at +Jane, to see how she bore it; but Jane was very composedly talking to +Bingley. She looked at his two sisters, and saw them making signs +of derision at each other, and at Darcy, who continued, however, +imperturbably grave. She looked at her father to entreat his +interference, lest Mary should be singing all night. He took the hint, +and when Mary had finished her second song, said aloud, "That will do +extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other +young ladies have time to exhibit." + +Mary, though pretending not to hear, was somewhat disconcerted; and +Elizabeth, sorry for her, and sorry for her father's speech, was afraid +her anxiety had done no good. Others of the party were now applied to. + +"If I," said Mr. Collins, "were so fortunate as to be able to sing, I +should have great pleasure, I am sure, in obliging the company with an +air; for I consider music as a very innocent diversion, and perfectly +compatible with the profession of a clergyman. I do not mean, however, +to assert that we can be justified in devoting too much of our time +to music, for there are certainly other things to be attended to. The +rector of a parish has much to do. In the first place, he must make +such an agreement for tithes as may be beneficial to himself and not +offensive to his patron. He must write his own sermons; and the time +that remains will not be too much for his parish duties, and the care +and improvement of his dwelling, which he cannot be excused from making +as comfortable as possible. And I do not think it of light importance +that he should have attentive and conciliatory manners towards everybody, +especially towards those to whom he owes his preferment. I cannot acquit +him of that duty; nor could I think well of the man who should omit an +occasion of testifying his respect towards anybody connected with the +family." And with a bow to Mr. Darcy, he concluded his speech, which had +been spoken so loud as to be heard by half the room. Many stared--many +smiled; but no one looked more amused than Mr. Bennet himself, while his +wife seriously commended Mr. Collins for having spoken so sensibly, +and observed in a half-whisper to Lady Lucas, that he was a remarkably +clever, good kind of young man. + +To Elizabeth it appeared that, had her family made an agreement to +expose themselves as much as they could during the evening, it would +have been impossible for them to play their parts with more spirit or +finer success; and happy did she think it for Bingley and her sister +that some of the exhibition had escaped his notice, and that his +feelings were not of a sort to be much distressed by the folly which he +must have witnessed. That his two sisters and Mr. Darcy, however, should +have such an opportunity of ridiculing her relations, was bad enough, +and she could not determine whether the silent contempt of the +gentleman, or the insolent smiles of the ladies, were more intolerable. + +The rest of the evening brought her little amusement. She was teased by +Mr. Collins, who continued most perseveringly by her side, and though +he could not prevail on her to dance with him again, put it out of her +power to dance with others. In vain did she entreat him to stand up with +somebody else, and offer to introduce him to any young lady in the room. +He assured her, that as to dancing, he was perfectly indifferent to it; +that his chief object was by delicate attentions to recommend himself to +her and that he should therefore make a point of remaining close to her +the whole evening. There was no arguing upon such a project. She owed +her greatest relief to her friend Miss Lucas, who often joined them, and +good-naturedly engaged Mr. Collins's conversation to herself. + +She was at least free from the offense of Mr. Darcy's further notice; +though often standing within a very short distance of her, quite +disengaged, he never came near enough to speak. She felt it to be the +probable consequence of her allusions to Mr. Wickham, and rejoiced in +it. + +The Longbourn party were the last of all the company to depart, and, by +a manoeuvre of Mrs. Bennet, had to wait for their carriage a quarter of +an hour after everybody else was gone, which gave them time to see how +heartily they were wished away by some of the family. Mrs. Hurst and her +sister scarcely opened their mouths, except to complain of fatigue, and +were evidently impatient to have the house to themselves. They repulsed +every attempt of Mrs. Bennet at conversation, and by so doing threw a +languor over the whole party, which was very little relieved by the +long speeches of Mr. Collins, who was complimenting Mr. Bingley and his +sisters on the elegance of their entertainment, and the hospitality and +politeness which had marked their behaviour to their guests. Darcy said +nothing at all. Mr. Bennet, in equal silence, was enjoying the scene. +Mr. Bingley and Jane were standing together, a little detached from the +rest, and talked only to each other. Elizabeth preserved as steady a +silence as either Mrs. Hurst or Miss Bingley; and even Lydia was too +much fatigued to utter more than the occasional exclamation of "Lord, +how tired I am!" accompanied by a violent yawn. + +When at length they arose to take leave, Mrs. Bennet was most pressingly +civil in her hope of seeing the whole family soon at Longbourn, and +addressed herself especially to Mr. Bingley, to assure him how happy he +would make them by eating a family dinner with them at any time, without +the ceremony of a formal invitation. Bingley was all grateful pleasure, +and he readily engaged for taking the earliest opportunity of waiting on +her, after his return from London, whither he was obliged to go the next +day for a short time. + +Mrs. Bennet was perfectly satisfied, and quitted the house under the +delightful persuasion that, allowing for the necessary preparations of +settlements, new carriages, and wedding clothes, she should undoubtedly +see her daughter settled at Netherfield in the course of three or four +months. Of having another daughter married to Mr. Collins, she thought +with equal certainty, and with considerable, though not equal, pleasure. +Elizabeth was the least dear to her of all her children; and though the +man and the match were quite good enough for _her_, the worth of each +was eclipsed by Mr. Bingley and Netherfield. + + + +Chapter 19 + + +The next day opened a new scene at Longbourn. Mr. Collins made his +declaration in form. Having resolved to do it without loss of time, as +his leave of absence extended only to the following Saturday, and having +no feelings of diffidence to make it distressing to himself even at +the moment, he set about it in a very orderly manner, with all the +observances, which he supposed a regular part of the business. On +finding Mrs. Bennet, Elizabeth, and one of the younger girls together, +soon after breakfast, he addressed the mother in these words: + +"May I hope, madam, for your interest with your fair daughter Elizabeth, +when I solicit for the honour of a private audience with her in the +course of this morning?" + +Before Elizabeth had time for anything but a blush of surprise, Mrs. +Bennet answered instantly, "Oh dear!--yes--certainly. I am sure Lizzy +will be very happy--I am sure she can have no objection. Come, Kitty, I +want you up stairs." And, gathering her work together, she was hastening +away, when Elizabeth called out: + +"Dear madam, do not go. I beg you will not go. Mr. Collins must excuse +me. He can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear. I am +going away myself." + +"No, no, nonsense, Lizzy. I desire you to stay where you are." And upon +Elizabeth's seeming really, with vexed and embarrassed looks, about to +escape, she added: "Lizzy, I _insist_ upon your staying and hearing Mr. +Collins." + +Elizabeth would not oppose such an injunction--and a moment's +consideration making her also sensible that it would be wisest to get it +over as soon and as quietly as possible, she sat down again and tried to +conceal, by incessant employment the feelings which were divided between +distress and diversion. Mrs. Bennet and Kitty walked off, and as soon as +they were gone, Mr. Collins began. + +"Believe me, my dear Miss Elizabeth, that your modesty, so far from +doing you any disservice, rather adds to your other perfections. You +would have been less amiable in my eyes had there _not_ been this little +unwillingness; but allow me to assure you, that I have your respected +mother's permission for this address. You can hardly doubt the +purport of my discourse, however your natural delicacy may lead you to +dissemble; my attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as +soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of +my future life. But before I am run away with by my feelings on this +subject, perhaps it would be advisable for me to state my reasons for +marrying--and, moreover, for coming into Hertfordshire with the design +of selecting a wife, as I certainly did." + +The idea of Mr. Collins, with all his solemn composure, being run away +with by his feelings, made Elizabeth so near laughing, that she could +not use the short pause he allowed in any attempt to stop him further, +and he continued: + +"My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right thing for +every clergyman in easy circumstances (like myself) to set the example +of matrimony in his parish; secondly, that I am convinced that it will +add very greatly to my happiness; and thirdly--which perhaps I ought +to have mentioned earlier, that it is the particular advice and +recommendation of the very noble lady whom I have the honour of calling +patroness. Twice has she condescended to give me her opinion (unasked +too!) on this subject; and it was but the very Saturday night before I +left Hunsford--between our pools at quadrille, while Mrs. Jenkinson was +arranging Miss de Bourgh's footstool, that she said, 'Mr. Collins, you +must marry. A clergyman like you must marry. Choose properly, choose +a gentlewoman for _my_ sake; and for your _own_, let her be an active, +useful sort of person, not brought up high, but able to make a small +income go a good way. This is my advice. Find such a woman as soon as +you can, bring her to Hunsford, and I will visit her.' Allow me, by the +way, to observe, my fair cousin, that I do not reckon the notice +and kindness of Lady Catherine de Bourgh as among the least of the +advantages in my power to offer. You will find her manners beyond +anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I think, must be +acceptable to her, especially when tempered with the silence and +respect which her rank will inevitably excite. Thus much for my general +intention in favour of matrimony; it remains to be told why my views +were directed towards Longbourn instead of my own neighbourhood, where I +can assure you there are many amiable young women. But the fact is, that +being, as I am, to inherit this estate after the death of your honoured +father (who, however, may live many years longer), I could not satisfy +myself without resolving to choose a wife from among his daughters, that +the loss to them might be as little as possible, when the melancholy +event takes place--which, however, as I have already said, may not +be for several years. This has been my motive, my fair cousin, and +I flatter myself it will not sink me in your esteem. And now nothing +remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the +violence of my affection. To fortune I am perfectly indifferent, and +shall make no demand of that nature on your father, since I am well +aware that it could not be complied with; and that one thousand pounds +in the four per cents, which will not be yours till after your mother's +decease, is all that you may ever be entitled to. On that head, +therefore, I shall be uniformly silent; and you may assure yourself that +no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married." + +It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now. + +"You are too hasty, sir," she cried. "You forget that I have made no +answer. Let me do it without further loss of time. Accept my thanks for +the compliment you are paying me. I am very sensible of the honour of +your proposals, but it is impossible for me to do otherwise than to +decline them." + +"I am not now to learn," replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the +hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the +man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their +favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second, or even a +third time. I am therefore by no means discouraged by what you have just +said, and shall hope to lead you to the altar ere long." + +"Upon my word, sir," cried Elizabeth, "your hope is a rather +extraordinary one after my declaration. I do assure you that I am not +one of those young ladies (if such young ladies there are) who are so +daring as to risk their happiness on the chance of being asked a second +time. I am perfectly serious in my refusal. You could not make _me_ +happy, and I am convinced that I am the last woman in the world who +could make you so. Nay, were your friend Lady Catherine to know me, I +am persuaded she would find me in every respect ill qualified for the +situation." + +"Were it certain that Lady Catherine would think so," said Mr. Collins +very gravely--"but I cannot imagine that her ladyship would at all +disapprove of you. And you may be certain when I have the honour of +seeing her again, I shall speak in the very highest terms of your +modesty, economy, and other amiable qualification." + +"Indeed, Mr. Collins, all praise of me will be unnecessary. You +must give me leave to judge for myself, and pay me the compliment +of believing what I say. I wish you very happy and very rich, and by +refusing your hand, do all in my power to prevent your being otherwise. +In making me the offer, you must have satisfied the delicacy of your +feelings with regard to my family, and may take possession of Longbourn +estate whenever it falls, without any self-reproach. This matter may +be considered, therefore, as finally settled." And rising as she +thus spoke, she would have quitted the room, had Mr. Collins not thus +addressed her: + +"When I do myself the honour of speaking to you next on the subject, I +shall hope to receive a more favourable answer than you have now given +me; though I am far from accusing you of cruelty at present, because I +know it to be the established custom of your sex to reject a man on +the first application, and perhaps you have even now said as much to +encourage my suit as would be consistent with the true delicacy of the +female character." + +"Really, Mr. Collins," cried Elizabeth with some warmth, "you puzzle me +exceedingly. If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form +of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as +to convince you of its being one." + +"You must give me leave to flatter myself, my dear cousin, that your +refusal of my addresses is merely words of course. My reasons for +believing it are briefly these: It does not appear to me that my hand is +unworthy of your acceptance, or that the establishment I can offer would +be any other than highly desirable. My situation in life, my connections +with the family of de Bourgh, and my relationship to your own, are +circumstances highly in my favour; and you should take it into further +consideration, that in spite of your manifold attractions, it is by no +means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made you. Your +portion is unhappily so small that it will in all likelihood undo +the effects of your loveliness and amiable qualifications. As I must +therefore conclude that you are not serious in your rejection of me, +I shall choose to attribute it to your wish of increasing my love by +suspense, according to the usual practice of elegant females." + +"I do assure you, sir, that I have no pretensions whatever to that kind +of elegance which consists in tormenting a respectable man. I would +rather be paid the compliment of being believed sincere. I thank you +again and again for the honour you have done me in your proposals, but +to accept them is absolutely impossible. My feelings in every respect +forbid it. Can I speak plainer? Do not consider me now as an elegant +female, intending to plague you, but as a rational creature, speaking +the truth from her heart." + +"You are uniformly charming!" cried he, with an air of awkward +gallantry; "and I am persuaded that when sanctioned by the express +authority of both your excellent parents, my proposals will not fail of +being acceptable." + +To such perseverance in wilful self-deception Elizabeth would make +no reply, and immediately and in silence withdrew; determined, if +he persisted in considering her repeated refusals as flattering +encouragement, to apply to her father, whose negative might be uttered +in such a manner as to be decisive, and whose behaviour at least could +not be mistaken for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female. + + + +Chapter 20 + + +Mr. Collins was not left long to the silent contemplation of his +successful love; for Mrs. Bennet, having dawdled about in the vestibule +to watch for the end of the conference, no sooner saw Elizabeth open +the door and with quick step pass her towards the staircase, than she +entered the breakfast-room, and congratulated both him and herself in +warm terms on the happy prospect of their nearer connection. Mr. Collins +received and returned these felicitations with equal pleasure, and then +proceeded to relate the particulars of their interview, with the result +of which he trusted he had every reason to be satisfied, since the +refusal which his cousin had steadfastly given him would naturally flow +from her bashful modesty and the genuine delicacy of her character. + +This information, however, startled Mrs. Bennet; she would have been +glad to be equally satisfied that her daughter had meant to encourage +him by protesting against his proposals, but she dared not believe it, +and could not help saying so. + +"But, depend upon it, Mr. Collins," she added, "that Lizzy shall be +brought to reason. I will speak to her about it directly. She is a very +headstrong, foolish girl, and does not know her own interest but I will +_make_ her know it." + +"Pardon me for interrupting you, madam," cried Mr. Collins; "but if +she is really headstrong and foolish, I know not whether she would +altogether be a very desirable wife to a man in my situation, who +naturally looks for happiness in the marriage state. If therefore she +actually persists in rejecting my suit, perhaps it were better not +to force her into accepting me, because if liable to such defects of +temper, she could not contribute much to my felicity." + +"Sir, you quite misunderstand me," said Mrs. Bennet, alarmed. "Lizzy is +only headstrong in such matters as these. In everything else she is as +good-natured a girl as ever lived. I will go directly to Mr. Bennet, and +we shall very soon settle it with her, I am sure." + +She would not give him time to reply, but hurrying instantly to her +husband, called out as she entered the library, "Oh! Mr. Bennet, you +are wanted immediately; we are all in an uproar. You must come and make +Lizzy marry Mr. Collins, for she vows she will not have him, and if you +do not make haste he will change his mind and not have _her_." + +Mr. Bennet raised his eyes from his book as she entered, and fixed them +on her face with a calm unconcern which was not in the least altered by +her communication. + +"I have not the pleasure of understanding you," said he, when she had +finished her speech. "Of what are you talking?" + +"Of Mr. Collins and Lizzy. Lizzy declares she will not have Mr. Collins, +and Mr. Collins begins to say that he will not have Lizzy." + +"And what am I to do on the occasion? It seems an hopeless business." + +"Speak to Lizzy about it yourself. Tell her that you insist upon her +marrying him." + +"Let her be called down. She shall hear my opinion." + +Mrs. Bennet rang the bell, and Miss Elizabeth was summoned to the +library. + +"Come here, child," cried her father as she appeared. "I have sent for +you on an affair of importance. I understand that Mr. Collins has made +you an offer of marriage. Is it true?" Elizabeth replied that it was. +"Very well--and this offer of marriage you have refused?" + +"I have, sir." + +"Very well. We now come to the point. Your mother insists upon your +accepting it. Is it not so, Mrs. Bennet?" + +"Yes, or I will never see her again." + +"An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must +be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you +again if you do _not_ marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again +if you _do_." + +Elizabeth could not but smile at such a conclusion of such a beginning, +but Mrs. Bennet, who had persuaded herself that her husband regarded the +affair as she wished, was excessively disappointed. + +"What do you mean, Mr. Bennet, in talking this way? You promised me to +_insist_ upon her marrying him." + +"My dear," replied her husband, "I have two small favours to request. +First, that you will allow me the free use of my understanding on the +present occasion; and secondly, of my room. I shall be glad to have the +library to myself as soon as may be." + +Not yet, however, in spite of her disappointment in her husband, did +Mrs. Bennet give up the point. She talked to Elizabeth again and again; +coaxed and threatened her by turns. She endeavoured to secure Jane +in her interest; but Jane, with all possible mildness, declined +interfering; and Elizabeth, sometimes with real earnestness, and +sometimes with playful gaiety, replied to her attacks. Though her manner +varied, however, her determination never did. + +Mr. Collins, meanwhile, was meditating in solitude on what had passed. +He thought too well of himself to comprehend on what motives his cousin +could refuse him; and though his pride was hurt, he suffered in no other +way. His regard for her was quite imaginary; and the possibility of her +deserving her mother's reproach prevented his feeling any regret. + +While the family were in this confusion, Charlotte Lucas came to spend +the day with them. She was met in the vestibule by Lydia, who, flying to +her, cried in a half whisper, "I am glad you are come, for there is such +fun here! What do you think has happened this morning? Mr. Collins has +made an offer to Lizzy, and she will not have him." + +Charlotte hardly had time to answer, before they were joined by Kitty, +who came to tell the same news; and no sooner had they entered the +breakfast-room, where Mrs. Bennet was alone, than she likewise began on +the subject, calling on Miss Lucas for her compassion, and entreating +her to persuade her friend Lizzy to comply with the wishes of all her +family. "Pray do, my dear Miss Lucas," she added in a melancholy tone, +"for nobody is on my side, nobody takes part with me. I am cruelly used, +nobody feels for my poor nerves." + +Charlotte's reply was spared by the entrance of Jane and Elizabeth. + +"Aye, there she comes," continued Mrs. Bennet, "looking as unconcerned +as may be, and caring no more for us than if we were at York, provided +she can have her own way. But I tell you, Miss Lizzy--if you take it +into your head to go on refusing every offer of marriage in this way, +you will never get a husband at all--and I am sure I do not know who is +to maintain you when your father is dead. I shall not be able to keep +you--and so I warn you. I have done with you from this very day. I told +you in the library, you know, that I should never speak to you again, +and you will find me as good as my word. I have no pleasure in talking +to undutiful children. Not that I have much pleasure, indeed, in talking +to anybody. People who suffer as I do from nervous complaints can have +no great inclination for talking. Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it +is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied." + +Her daughters listened in silence to this effusion, sensible that +any attempt to reason with her or soothe her would only increase the +irritation. She talked on, therefore, without interruption from any of +them, till they were joined by Mr. Collins, who entered the room with +an air more stately than usual, and on perceiving whom, she said to +the girls, "Now, I do insist upon it, that you, all of you, hold +your tongues, and let me and Mr. Collins have a little conversation +together." + +Elizabeth passed quietly out of the room, Jane and Kitty followed, but +Lydia stood her ground, determined to hear all she could; and Charlotte, +detained first by the civility of Mr. Collins, whose inquiries after +herself and all her family were very minute, and then by a little +curiosity, satisfied herself with walking to the window and pretending +not to hear. In a doleful voice Mrs. Bennet began the projected +conversation: "Oh! Mr. Collins!" + +"My dear madam," replied he, "let us be for ever silent on this point. +Far be it from me," he presently continued, in a voice that marked his +displeasure, "to resent the behaviour of your daughter. Resignation +to inevitable evils is the duty of us all; the peculiar duty of a +young man who has been so fortunate as I have been in early preferment; +and I trust I am resigned. Perhaps not the less so from feeling a doubt +of my positive happiness had my fair cousin honoured me with her hand; +for I have often observed that resignation is never so perfect as +when the blessing denied begins to lose somewhat of its value in our +estimation. You will not, I hope, consider me as showing any disrespect +to your family, my dear madam, by thus withdrawing my pretensions to +your daughter's favour, without having paid yourself and Mr. Bennet the +compliment of requesting you to interpose your authority in my +behalf. My conduct may, I fear, be objectionable in having accepted my +dismission from your daughter's lips instead of your own. But we are all +liable to error. I have certainly meant well through the whole affair. +My object has been to secure an amiable companion for myself, with due +consideration for the advantage of all your family, and if my _manner_ +has been at all reprehensible, I here beg leave to apologise." + + + +Chapter 21 + + +The discussion of Mr. Collins's offer was now nearly at an end, and +Elizabeth had only to suffer from the uncomfortable feelings necessarily +attending it, and occasionally from some peevish allusions of her +mother. As for the gentleman himself, _his_ feelings were chiefly +expressed, not by embarrassment or dejection, or by trying to avoid her, +but by stiffness of manner and resentful silence. He scarcely ever spoke +to her, and the assiduous attentions which he had been so sensible of +himself were transferred for the rest of the day to Miss Lucas, whose +civility in listening to him was a seasonable relief to them all, and +especially to her friend. + +The morrow produced no abatement of Mrs. Bennet's ill-humour or ill +health. Mr. Collins was also in the same state of angry pride. Elizabeth +had hoped that his resentment might shorten his visit, but his plan did +not appear in the least affected by it. He was always to have gone on +Saturday, and to Saturday he meant to stay. + +After breakfast, the girls walked to Meryton to inquire if Mr. Wickham +were returned, and to lament over his absence from the Netherfield ball. +He joined them on their entering the town, and attended them to their +aunt's where his regret and vexation, and the concern of everybody, was +well talked over. To Elizabeth, however, he voluntarily acknowledged +that the necessity of his absence _had_ been self-imposed. + +"I found," said he, "as the time drew near that I had better not meet +Mr. Darcy; that to be in the same room, the same party with him for so +many hours together, might be more than I could bear, and that scenes +might arise unpleasant to more than myself." + +She highly approved his forbearance, and they had leisure for a full +discussion of it, and for all the commendation which they civilly +bestowed on each other, as Wickham and another officer walked back with +them to Longbourn, and during the walk he particularly attended to +her. His accompanying them was a double advantage; she felt all the +compliment it offered to herself, and it was most acceptable as an +occasion of introducing him to her father and mother. + +Soon after their return, a letter was delivered to Miss Bennet; it came +from Netherfield. The envelope contained a sheet of elegant, little, +hot-pressed paper, well covered with a lady's fair, flowing hand; and +Elizabeth saw her sister's countenance change as she read it, and saw +her dwelling intently on some particular passages. Jane recollected +herself soon, and putting the letter away, tried to join with her usual +cheerfulness in the general conversation; but Elizabeth felt an anxiety +on the subject which drew off her attention even from Wickham; and no +sooner had he and his companion taken leave, than a glance from Jane +invited her to follow her up stairs. When they had gained their own room, +Jane, taking out the letter, said: + +"This is from Caroline Bingley; what it contains has surprised me a good +deal. The whole party have left Netherfield by this time, and are on +their way to town--and without any intention of coming back again. You +shall hear what she says." + +She then read the first sentence aloud, which comprised the information +of their having just resolved to follow their brother to town directly, +and of their meaning to dine in Grosvenor Street, where Mr. Hurst had a +house. The next was in these words: "I do not pretend to regret anything +I shall leave in Hertfordshire, except your society, my dearest friend; +but we will hope, at some future period, to enjoy many returns of that +delightful intercourse we have known, and in the meanwhile may +lessen the pain of separation by a very frequent and most unreserved +correspondence. I depend on you for that." To these highflown +expressions Elizabeth listened with all the insensibility of distrust; +and though the suddenness of their removal surprised her, she saw +nothing in it really to lament; it was not to be supposed that their +absence from Netherfield would prevent Mr. Bingley's being there; and as +to the loss of their society, she was persuaded that Jane must cease to +regard it, in the enjoyment of his. + +"It is unlucky," said she, after a short pause, "that you should not be +able to see your friends before they leave the country. But may we not +hope that the period of future happiness to which Miss Bingley looks +forward may arrive earlier than she is aware, and that the delightful +intercourse you have known as friends will be renewed with yet greater +satisfaction as sisters? Mr. Bingley will not be detained in London by +them." + +"Caroline decidedly says that none of the party will return into +Hertfordshire this winter. I will read it to you:" + +"When my brother left us yesterday, he imagined that the business which +took him to London might be concluded in three or four days; but as we +are certain it cannot be so, and at the same time convinced that when +Charles gets to town he will be in no hurry to leave it again, we have +determined on following him thither, that he may not be obliged to spend +his vacant hours in a comfortless hotel. Many of my acquaintances are +already there for the winter; I wish that I could hear that you, my +dearest friend, had any intention of making one of the crowd--but of +that I despair. I sincerely hope your Christmas in Hertfordshire may +abound in the gaieties which that season generally brings, and that your +beaux will be so numerous as to prevent your feeling the loss of the +three of whom we shall deprive you." + +"It is evident by this," added Jane, "that he comes back no more this +winter." + +"It is only evident that Miss Bingley does not mean that he _should_." + +"Why will you think so? It must be his own doing. He is his own +master. But you do not know _all_. I _will_ read you the passage which +particularly hurts me. I will have no reserves from _you_." + +"Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister; and, to confess the truth, +_we_ are scarcely less eager to meet her again. I really do not think +Georgiana Darcy has her equal for beauty, elegance, and accomplishments; +and the affection she inspires in Louisa and myself is heightened into +something still more interesting, from the hope we dare entertain of +her being hereafter our sister. I do not know whether I ever before +mentioned to you my feelings on this subject; but I will not leave the +country without confiding them, and I trust you will not esteem them +unreasonable. My brother admires her greatly already; he will have +frequent opportunity now of seeing her on the most intimate footing; +her relations all wish the connection as much as his own; and a sister's +partiality is not misleading me, I think, when I call Charles most +capable of engaging any woman's heart. With all these circumstances to +favour an attachment, and nothing to prevent it, am I wrong, my dearest +Jane, in indulging the hope of an event which will secure the happiness +of so many?" + +"What do you think of _this_ sentence, my dear Lizzy?" said Jane as she +finished it. "Is it not clear enough? Does it not expressly declare that +Caroline neither expects nor wishes me to be her sister; that she is +perfectly convinced of her brother's indifference; and that if she +suspects the nature of my feelings for him, she means (most kindly!) to +put me on my guard? Can there be any other opinion on the subject?" + +"Yes, there can; for mine is totally different. Will you hear it?" + +"Most willingly." + +"You shall have it in a few words. Miss Bingley sees that her brother is +in love with you, and wants him to marry Miss Darcy. She follows him +to town in hope of keeping him there, and tries to persuade you that he +does not care about you." + +Jane shook her head. + +"Indeed, Jane, you ought to believe me. No one who has ever seen you +together can doubt his affection. Miss Bingley, I am sure, cannot. She +is not such a simpleton. Could she have seen half as much love in Mr. +Darcy for herself, she would have ordered her wedding clothes. But the +case is this: We are not rich enough or grand enough for them; and she +is the more anxious to get Miss Darcy for her brother, from the notion +that when there has been _one_ intermarriage, she may have less trouble +in achieving a second; in which there is certainly some ingenuity, and +I dare say it would succeed, if Miss de Bourgh were out of the way. But, +my dearest Jane, you cannot seriously imagine that because Miss Bingley +tells you her brother greatly admires Miss Darcy, he is in the smallest +degree less sensible of _your_ merit than when he took leave of you on +Tuesday, or that it will be in her power to persuade him that, instead +of being in love with you, he is very much in love with her friend." + +"If we thought alike of Miss Bingley," replied Jane, "your +representation of all this might make me quite easy. But I know the +foundation is unjust. Caroline is incapable of wilfully deceiving +anyone; and all that I can hope in this case is that she is deceiving +herself." + +"That is right. You could not have started a more happy idea, since you +will not take comfort in mine. Believe her to be deceived, by all means. +You have now done your duty by her, and must fret no longer." + +"But, my dear sister, can I be happy, even supposing the best, in +accepting a man whose sisters and friends are all wishing him to marry +elsewhere?" + +"You must decide for yourself," said Elizabeth; "and if, upon mature +deliberation, you find that the misery of disobliging his two sisters is +more than equivalent to the happiness of being his wife, I advise you by +all means to refuse him." + +"How can you talk so?" said Jane, faintly smiling. "You must know that +though I should be exceedingly grieved at their disapprobation, I could +not hesitate." + +"I did not think you would; and that being the case, I cannot consider +your situation with much compassion." + +"But if he returns no more this winter, my choice will never be +required. A thousand things may arise in six months!" + +The idea of his returning no more Elizabeth treated with the utmost +contempt. It appeared to her merely the suggestion of Caroline's +interested wishes, and she could not for a moment suppose that those +wishes, however openly or artfully spoken, could influence a young man +so totally independent of everyone. + +She represented to her sister as forcibly as possible what she felt +on the subject, and had soon the pleasure of seeing its happy effect. +Jane's temper was not desponding, and she was gradually led to hope, +though the diffidence of affection sometimes overcame the hope, that +Bingley would return to Netherfield and answer every wish of her heart. + +They agreed that Mrs. Bennet should only hear of the departure of the +family, without being alarmed on the score of the gentleman's conduct; +but even this partial communication gave her a great deal of concern, +and she bewailed it as exceedingly unlucky that the ladies should happen +to go away just as they were all getting so intimate together. After +lamenting it, however, at some length, she had the consolation that Mr. +Bingley would be soon down again and soon dining at Longbourn, and the +conclusion of all was the comfortable declaration, that though he had +been invited only to a family dinner, she would take care to have two +full courses. + + + +Chapter 22 + + +The Bennets were engaged to dine with the Lucases and again during the +chief of the day was Miss Lucas so kind as to listen to Mr. Collins. +Elizabeth took an opportunity of thanking her. "It keeps him in good +humour," said she, "and I am more obliged to you than I can express." +Charlotte assured her friend of her satisfaction in being useful, and +that it amply repaid her for the little sacrifice of her time. This was +very amiable, but Charlotte's kindness extended farther than Elizabeth +had any conception of; its object was nothing else than to secure her +from any return of Mr. Collins's addresses, by engaging them towards +herself. Such was Miss Lucas's scheme; and appearances were so +favourable, that when they parted at night, she would have felt almost +secure of success if he had not been to leave Hertfordshire so very +soon. But here she did injustice to the fire and independence of his +character, for it led him to escape out of Longbourn House the next +morning with admirable slyness, and hasten to Lucas Lodge to throw +himself at her feet. He was anxious to avoid the notice of his cousins, +from a conviction that if they saw him depart, they could not fail to +conjecture his design, and he was not willing to have the attempt known +till its success might be known likewise; for though feeling almost +secure, and with reason, for Charlotte had been tolerably encouraging, +he was comparatively diffident since the adventure of Wednesday. +His reception, however, was of the most flattering kind. Miss Lucas +perceived him from an upper window as he walked towards the house, and +instantly set out to meet him accidentally in the lane. But little had +she dared to hope that so much love and eloquence awaited her there. + +In as short a time as Mr. Collins's long speeches would allow, +everything was settled between them to the satisfaction of both; and as +they entered the house he earnestly entreated her to name the day that +was to make him the happiest of men; and though such a solicitation must +be waived for the present, the lady felt no inclination to trifle with +his happiness. The stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must +guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for its +continuance; and Miss Lucas, who accepted him solely from the pure +and disinterested desire of an establishment, cared not how soon that +establishment were gained. + +Sir William and Lady Lucas were speedily applied to for their consent; +and it was bestowed with a most joyful alacrity. Mr. Collins's present +circumstances made it a most eligible match for their daughter, to whom +they could give little fortune; and his prospects of future wealth were +exceedingly fair. Lady Lucas began directly to calculate, with more +interest than the matter had ever excited before, how many years longer +Mr. Bennet was likely to live; and Sir William gave it as his decided +opinion, that whenever Mr. Collins should be in possession of the +Longbourn estate, it would be highly expedient that both he and his wife +should make their appearance at St. James's. The whole family, in short, +were properly overjoyed on the occasion. The younger girls formed hopes +of _coming out_ a year or two sooner than they might otherwise have +done; and the boys were relieved from their apprehension of Charlotte's +dying an old maid. Charlotte herself was tolerably composed. She had +gained her point, and had time to consider of it. Her reflections were +in general satisfactory. Mr. Collins, to be sure, was neither sensible +nor agreeable; his society was irksome, and his attachment to her must +be imaginary. But still he would be her husband. Without thinking highly +either of men or matrimony, marriage had always been her object; it was +the only provision for well-educated young women of small fortune, +and however uncertain of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest +preservative from want. This preservative she had now obtained; and at +the age of twenty-seven, without having ever been handsome, she felt all +the good luck of it. The least agreeable circumstance in the business +was the surprise it must occasion to Elizabeth Bennet, whose friendship +she valued beyond that of any other person. Elizabeth would wonder, +and probably would blame her; and though her resolution was not to be +shaken, her feelings must be hurt by such a disapprobation. She resolved +to give her the information herself, and therefore charged Mr. Collins, +when he returned to Longbourn to dinner, to drop no hint of what had +passed before any of the family. A promise of secrecy was of course very +dutifully given, but it could not be kept without difficulty; for the +curiosity excited by his long absence burst forth in such very direct +questions on his return as required some ingenuity to evade, and he was +at the same time exercising great self-denial, for he was longing to +publish his prosperous love. + +As he was to begin his journey too early on the morrow to see any of the +family, the ceremony of leave-taking was performed when the ladies moved +for the night; and Mrs. Bennet, with great politeness and cordiality, +said how happy they should be to see him at Longbourn again, whenever +his engagements might allow him to visit them. + +"My dear madam," he replied, "this invitation is particularly +gratifying, because it is what I have been hoping to receive; and +you may be very certain that I shall avail myself of it as soon as +possible." + +They were all astonished; and Mr. Bennet, who could by no means wish for +so speedy a return, immediately said: + +"But is there not danger of Lady Catherine's disapprobation here, my +good sir? You had better neglect your relations than run the risk of +offending your patroness." + +"My dear sir," replied Mr. Collins, "I am particularly obliged to you +for this friendly caution, and you may depend upon my not taking so +material a step without her ladyship's concurrence." + +"You cannot be too much upon your guard. Risk anything rather than her +displeasure; and if you find it likely to be raised by your coming to us +again, which I should think exceedingly probable, stay quietly at home, +and be satisfied that _we_ shall take no offence." + +"Believe me, my dear sir, my gratitude is warmly excited by such +affectionate attention; and depend upon it, you will speedily receive +from me a letter of thanks for this, and for every other mark of your +regard during my stay in Hertfordshire. As for my fair cousins, though +my absence may not be long enough to render it necessary, I shall now +take the liberty of wishing them health and happiness, not excepting my +cousin Elizabeth." + +With proper civilities the ladies then withdrew; all of them equally +surprised that he meditated a quick return. Mrs. Bennet wished to +understand by it that he thought of paying his addresses to one of her +younger girls, and Mary might have been prevailed on to accept him. +She rated his abilities much higher than any of the others; there was +a solidity in his reflections which often struck her, and though by no +means so clever as herself, she thought that if encouraged to read +and improve himself by such an example as hers, he might become a very +agreeable companion. But on the following morning, every hope of this +kind was done away. Miss Lucas called soon after breakfast, and in a +private conference with Elizabeth related the event of the day before. + +The possibility of Mr. Collins's fancying himself in love with her +friend had once occurred to Elizabeth within the last day or two; but +that Charlotte could encourage him seemed almost as far from +possibility as she could encourage him herself, and her astonishment was +consequently so great as to overcome at first the bounds of decorum, and +she could not help crying out: + +"Engaged to Mr. Collins! My dear Charlotte--impossible!" + +The steady countenance which Miss Lucas had commanded in telling her +story, gave way to a momentary confusion here on receiving so direct a +reproach; though, as it was no more than she expected, she soon regained +her composure, and calmly replied: + +"Why should you be surprised, my dear Eliza? Do you think it incredible +that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any woman's good opinion, +because he was not so happy as to succeed with you?" + +But Elizabeth had now recollected herself, and making a strong effort +for it, was able to assure with tolerable firmness that the prospect of +their relationship was highly grateful to her, and that she wished her +all imaginable happiness. + +"I see what you are feeling," replied Charlotte. "You must be surprised, +very much surprised--so lately as Mr. Collins was wishing to marry +you. But when you have had time to think it over, I hope you will be +satisfied with what I have done. I am not romantic, you know; I never +was. I ask only a comfortable home; and considering Mr. Collins's +character, connection, and situation in life, I am convinced that my +chance of happiness with him is as fair as most people can boast on +entering the marriage state." + +Elizabeth quietly answered "Undoubtedly;" and after an awkward pause, +they returned to the rest of the family. Charlotte did not stay much +longer, and Elizabeth was then left to reflect on what she had heard. +It was a long time before she became at all reconciled to the idea of so +unsuitable a match. The strangeness of Mr. Collins's making two offers +of marriage within three days was nothing in comparison of his being now +accepted. She had always felt that Charlotte's opinion of matrimony was +not exactly like her own, but she had not supposed it to be possible +that, when called into action, she would have sacrificed every better +feeling to worldly advantage. Charlotte the wife of Mr. Collins was a +most humiliating picture! And to the pang of a friend disgracing herself +and sunk in her esteem, was added the distressing conviction that it +was impossible for that friend to be tolerably happy in the lot she had +chosen. + + + +Chapter 23 + + +Elizabeth was sitting with her mother and sisters, reflecting on what +she had heard, and doubting whether she was authorised to mention +it, when Sir William Lucas himself appeared, sent by his daughter, to +announce her engagement to the family. With many compliments to them, +and much self-gratulation on the prospect of a connection between the +houses, he unfolded the matter--to an audience not merely wondering, but +incredulous; for Mrs. Bennet, with more perseverance than politeness, +protested he must be entirely mistaken; and Lydia, always unguarded and +often uncivil, boisterously exclaimed: + +"Good Lord! Sir William, how can you tell such a story? Do not you know +that Mr. Collins wants to marry Lizzy?" + +Nothing less than the complaisance of a courtier could have borne +without anger such treatment; but Sir William's good breeding carried +him through it all; and though he begged leave to be positive as to the +truth of his information, he listened to all their impertinence with the +most forbearing courtesy. + +Elizabeth, feeling it incumbent on her to relieve him from so unpleasant +a situation, now put herself forward to confirm his account, by +mentioning her prior knowledge of it from Charlotte herself; and +endeavoured to put a stop to the exclamations of her mother and sisters +by the earnestness of her congratulations to Sir William, in which she +was readily joined by Jane, and by making a variety of remarks on the +happiness that might be expected from the match, the excellent character +of Mr. Collins, and the convenient distance of Hunsford from London. + +Mrs. Bennet was in fact too much overpowered to say a great deal while +Sir William remained; but no sooner had he left them than her feelings +found a rapid vent. In the first place, she persisted in disbelieving +the whole of the matter; secondly, she was very sure that Mr. Collins +had been taken in; thirdly, she trusted that they would never be +happy together; and fourthly, that the match might be broken off. Two +inferences, however, were plainly deduced from the whole: one, that +Elizabeth was the real cause of the mischief; and the other that she +herself had been barbarously misused by them all; and on these two +points she principally dwelt during the rest of the day. Nothing could +console and nothing could appease her. Nor did that day wear out her +resentment. A week elapsed before she could see Elizabeth without +scolding her, a month passed away before she could speak to Sir William +or Lady Lucas without being rude, and many months were gone before she +could at all forgive their daughter. + +Mr. Bennet's emotions were much more tranquil on the occasion, and such +as he did experience he pronounced to be of a most agreeable sort; for +it gratified him, he said, to discover that Charlotte Lucas, whom he had +been used to think tolerably sensible, was as foolish as his wife, and +more foolish than his daughter! + +Jane confessed herself a little surprised at the match; but she said +less of her astonishment than of her earnest desire for their happiness; +nor could Elizabeth persuade her to consider it as improbable. Kitty +and Lydia were far from envying Miss Lucas, for Mr. Collins was only a +clergyman; and it affected them in no other way than as a piece of news +to spread at Meryton. + +Lady Lucas could not be insensible of triumph on being able to retort +on Mrs. Bennet the comfort of having a daughter well married; and she +called at Longbourn rather oftener than usual to say how happy she was, +though Mrs. Bennet's sour looks and ill-natured remarks might have been +enough to drive happiness away. + +Between Elizabeth and Charlotte there was a restraint which kept them +mutually silent on the subject; and Elizabeth felt persuaded that +no real confidence could ever subsist between them again. Her +disappointment in Charlotte made her turn with fonder regard to her +sister, of whose rectitude and delicacy she was sure her opinion could +never be shaken, and for whose happiness she grew daily more anxious, +as Bingley had now been gone a week and nothing more was heard of his +return. + +Jane had sent Caroline an early answer to her letter, and was counting +the days till she might reasonably hope to hear again. The promised +letter of thanks from Mr. Collins arrived on Tuesday, addressed to +their father, and written with all the solemnity of gratitude which a +twelvemonth's abode in the family might have prompted. After discharging +his conscience on that head, he proceeded to inform them, with many +rapturous expressions, of his happiness in having obtained the affection +of their amiable neighbour, Miss Lucas, and then explained that it was +merely with the view of enjoying her society that he had been so ready +to close with their kind wish of seeing him again at Longbourn, whither +he hoped to be able to return on Monday fortnight; for Lady Catherine, +he added, so heartily approved his marriage, that she wished it to take +place as soon as possible, which he trusted would be an unanswerable +argument with his amiable Charlotte to name an early day for making him +the happiest of men. + +Mr. Collins's return into Hertfordshire was no longer a matter of +pleasure to Mrs. Bennet. On the contrary, she was as much disposed to +complain of it as her husband. It was very strange that he should come +to Longbourn instead of to Lucas Lodge; it was also very inconvenient +and exceedingly troublesome. She hated having visitors in the house +while her health was so indifferent, and lovers were of all people the +most disagreeable. Such were the gentle murmurs of Mrs. Bennet, and +they gave way only to the greater distress of Mr. Bingley's continued +absence. + +Neither Jane nor Elizabeth were comfortable on this subject. Day after +day passed away without bringing any other tidings of him than the +report which shortly prevailed in Meryton of his coming no more to +Netherfield the whole winter; a report which highly incensed Mrs. +Bennet, and which she never failed to contradict as a most scandalous +falsehood. + +Even Elizabeth began to fear--not that Bingley was indifferent--but that +his sisters would be successful in keeping him away. Unwilling as +she was to admit an idea so destructive of Jane's happiness, and so +dishonorable to the stability of her lover, she could not prevent its +frequently occurring. The united efforts of his two unfeeling sisters +and of his overpowering friend, assisted by the attractions of Miss +Darcy and the amusements of London might be too much, she feared, for +the strength of his attachment. + +As for Jane, _her_ anxiety under this suspense was, of course, more +painful than Elizabeth's, but whatever she felt she was desirous of +concealing, and between herself and Elizabeth, therefore, the subject +was never alluded to. But as no such delicacy restrained her mother, +an hour seldom passed in which she did not talk of Bingley, express her +impatience for his arrival, or even require Jane to confess that if he +did not come back she would think herself very ill used. It needed +all Jane's steady mildness to bear these attacks with tolerable +tranquillity. + +Mr. Collins returned most punctually on Monday fortnight, but his +reception at Longbourn was not quite so gracious as it had been on his +first introduction. He was too happy, however, to need much attention; +and luckily for the others, the business of love-making relieved them +from a great deal of his company. The chief of every day was spent by +him at Lucas Lodge, and he sometimes returned to Longbourn only in time +to make an apology for his absence before the family went to bed. + +Mrs. Bennet was really in a most pitiable state. The very mention of +anything concerning the match threw her into an agony of ill-humour, +and wherever she went she was sure of hearing it talked of. The sight +of Miss Lucas was odious to her. As her successor in that house, she +regarded her with jealous abhorrence. Whenever Charlotte came to see +them, she concluded her to be anticipating the hour of possession; and +whenever she spoke in a low voice to Mr. Collins, was convinced that +they were talking of the Longbourn estate, and resolving to turn herself +and her daughters out of the house, as soon as Mr. Bennet were dead. She +complained bitterly of all this to her husband. + +"Indeed, Mr. Bennet," said she, "it is very hard to think that Charlotte +Lucas should ever be mistress of this house, that I should be forced to +make way for _her_, and live to see her take her place in it!" + +"My dear, do not give way to such gloomy thoughts. Let us hope for +better things. Let us flatter ourselves that I may be the survivor." + +This was not very consoling to Mrs. Bennet, and therefore, instead of +making any answer, she went on as before. + +"I cannot bear to think that they should have all this estate. If it was +not for the entail, I should not mind it." + +"What should not you mind?" + +"I should not mind anything at all." + +"Let us be thankful that you are preserved from a state of such +insensibility." + +"I never can be thankful, Mr. Bennet, for anything about the entail. How +anyone could have the conscience to entail away an estate from one's own +daughters, I cannot understand; and all for the sake of Mr. Collins too! +Why should _he_ have it more than anybody else?" + +"I leave it to yourself to determine," said Mr. Bennet. + + + +Chapter 24 + + +Miss Bingley's letter arrived, and put an end to doubt. The very first +sentence conveyed the assurance of their being all settled in London for +the winter, and concluded with her brother's regret at not having had +time to pay his respects to his friends in Hertfordshire before he left +the country. + +Hope was over, entirely over; and when Jane could attend to the rest +of the letter, she found little, except the professed affection of the +writer, that could give her any comfort. Miss Darcy's praise occupied +the chief of it. Her many attractions were again dwelt on, and Caroline +boasted joyfully of their increasing intimacy, and ventured to predict +the accomplishment of the wishes which had been unfolded in her former +letter. She wrote also with great pleasure of her brother's being an +inmate of Mr. Darcy's house, and mentioned with raptures some plans of +the latter with regard to new furniture. + +Elizabeth, to whom Jane very soon communicated the chief of all this, +heard it in silent indignation. Her heart was divided between concern +for her sister, and resentment against all others. To Caroline's +assertion of her brother's being partial to Miss Darcy she paid no +credit. That he was really fond of Jane, she doubted no more than she +had ever done; and much as she had always been disposed to like him, she +could not think without anger, hardly without contempt, on that easiness +of temper, that want of proper resolution, which now made him the slave +of his designing friends, and led him to sacrifice of his own happiness +to the caprice of their inclination. Had his own happiness, however, +been the only sacrifice, he might have been allowed to sport with it in +whatever manner he thought best, but her sister's was involved in it, as +she thought he must be sensible himself. It was a subject, in short, +on which reflection would be long indulged, and must be unavailing. She +could think of nothing else; and yet whether Bingley's regard had really +died away, or were suppressed by his friends' interference; whether +he had been aware of Jane's attachment, or whether it had escaped his +observation; whatever were the case, though her opinion of him must be +materially affected by the difference, her sister's situation remained +the same, her peace equally wounded. + +A day or two passed before Jane had courage to speak of her feelings to +Elizabeth; but at last, on Mrs. Bennet's leaving them together, after a +longer irritation than usual about Netherfield and its master, she could +not help saying: + +"Oh, that my dear mother had more command over herself! She can have no +idea of the pain she gives me by her continual reflections on him. But +I will not repine. It cannot last long. He will be forgot, and we shall +all be as we were before." + +Elizabeth looked at her sister with incredulous solicitude, but said +nothing. + +"You doubt me," cried Jane, slightly colouring; "indeed, you have +no reason. He may live in my memory as the most amiable man of my +acquaintance, but that is all. I have nothing either to hope or fear, +and nothing to reproach him with. Thank God! I have not _that_ pain. A +little time, therefore--I shall certainly try to get the better." + +With a stronger voice she soon added, "I have this comfort immediately, +that it has not been more than an error of fancy on my side, and that it +has done no harm to anyone but myself." + +"My dear Jane!" exclaimed Elizabeth, "you are too good. Your sweetness +and disinterestedness are really angelic; I do not know what to say +to you. I feel as if I had never done you justice, or loved you as you +deserve." + +Miss Bennet eagerly disclaimed all extraordinary merit, and threw back +the praise on her sister's warm affection. + +"Nay," said Elizabeth, "this is not fair. _You_ wish to think all the +world respectable, and are hurt if I speak ill of anybody. I only want +to think _you_ perfect, and you set yourself against it. Do not +be afraid of my running into any excess, of my encroaching on your +privilege of universal good-will. You need not. There are few people +whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see +of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms +my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the +little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or +sense. I have met with two instances lately, one I will not mention; the +other is Charlotte's marriage. It is unaccountable! In every view it is +unaccountable!" + +"My dear Lizzy, do not give way to such feelings as these. They will +ruin your happiness. You do not make allowance enough for difference +of situation and temper. Consider Mr. Collins's respectability, and +Charlotte's steady, prudent character. Remember that she is one of a +large family; that as to fortune, it is a most eligible match; and be +ready to believe, for everybody's sake, that she may feel something like +regard and esteem for our cousin." + +"To oblige you, I would try to believe almost anything, but no one else +could be benefited by such a belief as this; for were I persuaded that +Charlotte had any regard for him, I should only think worse of her +understanding than I now do of her heart. My dear Jane, Mr. Collins is a +conceited, pompous, narrow-minded, silly man; you know he is, as well as +I do; and you must feel, as well as I do, that the woman who married him +cannot have a proper way of thinking. You shall not defend her, though +it is Charlotte Lucas. You shall not, for the sake of one individual, +change the meaning of principle and integrity, nor endeavour to persuade +yourself or me, that selfishness is prudence, and insensibility of +danger security for happiness." + +"I must think your language too strong in speaking of both," replied +Jane; "and I hope you will be convinced of it by seeing them happy +together. But enough of this. You alluded to something else. You +mentioned _two_ instances. I cannot misunderstand you, but I entreat +you, dear Lizzy, not to pain me by thinking _that person_ to blame, and +saying your opinion of him is sunk. We must not be so ready to fancy +ourselves intentionally injured. We must not expect a lively young man +to be always so guarded and circumspect. It is very often nothing but +our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than +it does." + +"And men take care that they should." + +"If it is designedly done, they cannot be justified; but I have no idea +of there being so much design in the world as some persons imagine." + +"I am far from attributing any part of Mr. Bingley's conduct to design," +said Elizabeth; "but without scheming to do wrong, or to make others +unhappy, there may be error, and there may be misery. Thoughtlessness, +want of attention to other people's feelings, and want of resolution, +will do the business." + +"And do you impute it to either of those?" + +"Yes; to the last. But if I go on, I shall displease you by saying what +I think of persons you esteem. Stop me whilst you can." + +"You persist, then, in supposing his sisters influence him?" + +"Yes, in conjunction with his friend." + +"I cannot believe it. Why should they try to influence him? They can +only wish his happiness; and if he is attached to me, no other woman can +secure it." + +"Your first position is false. They may wish many things besides his +happiness; they may wish his increase of wealth and consequence; they +may wish him to marry a girl who has all the importance of money, great +connections, and pride." + +"Beyond a doubt, they _do_ wish him to choose Miss Darcy," replied Jane; +"but this may be from better feelings than you are supposing. They have +known her much longer than they have known me; no wonder if they love +her better. But, whatever may be their own wishes, it is very unlikely +they should have opposed their brother's. What sister would think +herself at liberty to do it, unless there were something very +objectionable? If they believed him attached to me, they would not try +to part us; if he were so, they could not succeed. By supposing such an +affection, you make everybody acting unnaturally and wrong, and me most +unhappy. Do not distress me by the idea. I am not ashamed of having been +mistaken--or, at least, it is light, it is nothing in comparison of what +I should feel in thinking ill of him or his sisters. Let me take it in +the best light, in the light in which it may be understood." + +Elizabeth could not oppose such a wish; and from this time Mr. Bingley's +name was scarcely ever mentioned between them. + +Mrs. Bennet still continued to wonder and repine at his returning no +more, and though a day seldom passed in which Elizabeth did not account +for it clearly, there was little chance of her ever considering it with +less perplexity. Her daughter endeavoured to convince her of what she +did not believe herself, that his attentions to Jane had been merely the +effect of a common and transient liking, which ceased when he saw her +no more; but though the probability of the statement was admitted at +the time, she had the same story to repeat every day. Mrs. Bennet's best +comfort was that Mr. Bingley must be down again in the summer. + +Mr. Bennet treated the matter differently. "So, Lizzy," said he one day, +"your sister is crossed in love, I find. I congratulate her. Next to +being married, a girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. +It is something to think of, and it gives her a sort of distinction +among her companions. When is your turn to come? You will hardly bear to +be long outdone by Jane. Now is your time. Here are officers enough in +Meryton to disappoint all the young ladies in the country. Let Wickham +be _your_ man. He is a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably." + +"Thank you, sir, but a less agreeable man would satisfy me. We must not +all expect Jane's good fortune." + +"True," said Mr. Bennet, "but it is a comfort to think that whatever of +that kind may befall you, you have an affectionate mother who will make +the most of it." + +Mr. Wickham's society was of material service in dispelling the gloom +which the late perverse occurrences had thrown on many of the Longbourn +family. They saw him often, and to his other recommendations was now +added that of general unreserve. The whole of what Elizabeth had already +heard, his claims on Mr. Darcy, and all that he had suffered from him, +was now openly acknowledged and publicly canvassed; and everybody was +pleased to know how much they had always disliked Mr. Darcy before they +had known anything of the matter. + +Miss Bennet was the only creature who could suppose there might be +any extenuating circumstances in the case, unknown to the society +of Hertfordshire; her mild and steady candour always pleaded for +allowances, and urged the possibility of mistakes--but by everybody else +Mr. Darcy was condemned as the worst of men. + + + +Chapter 25 + + +After a week spent in professions of love and schemes of felicity, +Mr. Collins was called from his amiable Charlotte by the arrival of +Saturday. The pain of separation, however, might be alleviated on his +side, by preparations for the reception of his bride; as he had reason +to hope, that shortly after his return into Hertfordshire, the day would +be fixed that was to make him the happiest of men. He took leave of his +relations at Longbourn with as much solemnity as before; wished his fair +cousins health and happiness again, and promised their father another +letter of thanks. + +On the following Monday, Mrs. Bennet had the pleasure of receiving +her brother and his wife, who came as usual to spend the Christmas +at Longbourn. Mr. Gardiner was a sensible, gentlemanlike man, greatly +superior to his sister, as well by nature as education. The Netherfield +ladies would have had difficulty in believing that a man who lived +by trade, and within view of his own warehouses, could have been so +well-bred and agreeable. Mrs. Gardiner, who was several years younger +than Mrs. Bennet and Mrs. Phillips, was an amiable, intelligent, elegant +woman, and a great favourite with all her Longbourn nieces. Between the +two eldest and herself especially, there subsisted a particular regard. +They had frequently been staying with her in town. + +The first part of Mrs. Gardiner's business on her arrival was to +distribute her presents and describe the newest fashions. When this was +done she had a less active part to play. It became her turn to listen. +Mrs. Bennet had many grievances to relate, and much to complain of. They +had all been very ill-used since she last saw her sister. Two of her +girls had been upon the point of marriage, and after all there was +nothing in it. + +"I do not blame Jane," she continued, "for Jane would have got Mr. +Bingley if she could. But Lizzy! Oh, sister! It is very hard to think +that she might have been Mr. Collins's wife by this time, had it not +been for her own perverseness. He made her an offer in this very room, +and she refused him. The consequence of it is, that Lady Lucas will have +a daughter married before I have, and that the Longbourn estate is just +as much entailed as ever. The Lucases are very artful people indeed, +sister. They are all for what they can get. I am sorry to say it of +them, but so it is. It makes me very nervous and poorly, to be thwarted +so in my own family, and to have neighbours who think of themselves +before anybody else. However, your coming just at this time is the +greatest of comforts, and I am very glad to hear what you tell us, of +long sleeves." + +Mrs. Gardiner, to whom the chief of this news had been given before, +in the course of Jane and Elizabeth's correspondence with her, made her +sister a slight answer, and, in compassion to her nieces, turned the +conversation. + +When alone with Elizabeth afterwards, she spoke more on the subject. "It +seems likely to have been a desirable match for Jane," said she. "I am +sorry it went off. But these things happen so often! A young man, such +as you describe Mr. Bingley, so easily falls in love with a pretty girl +for a few weeks, and when accident separates them, so easily forgets +her, that these sort of inconsistencies are very frequent." + +"An excellent consolation in its way," said Elizabeth, "but it will not +do for _us_. We do not suffer by _accident_. It does not often +happen that the interference of friends will persuade a young man of +independent fortune to think no more of a girl whom he was violently in +love with only a few days before." + +"But that expression of 'violently in love' is so hackneyed, so +doubtful, so indefinite, that it gives me very little idea. It is as +often applied to feelings which arise from a half-hour's acquaintance, +as to a real, strong attachment. Pray, how _violent was_ Mr. Bingley's +love?" + +"I never saw a more promising inclination; he was growing quite +inattentive to other people, and wholly engrossed by her. Every time +they met, it was more decided and remarkable. At his own ball he +offended two or three young ladies, by not asking them to dance; and I +spoke to him twice myself, without receiving an answer. Could there be +finer symptoms? Is not general incivility the very essence of love?" + +"Oh, yes!--of that kind of love which I suppose him to have felt. Poor +Jane! I am sorry for her, because, with her disposition, she may not get +over it immediately. It had better have happened to _you_, Lizzy; you +would have laughed yourself out of it sooner. But do you think she +would be prevailed upon to go back with us? Change of scene might be +of service--and perhaps a little relief from home may be as useful as +anything." + +Elizabeth was exceedingly pleased with this proposal, and felt persuaded +of her sister's ready acquiescence. + +"I hope," added Mrs. Gardiner, "that no consideration with regard to +this young man will influence her. We live in so different a part of +town, all our connections are so different, and, as you well know, we go +out so little, that it is very improbable that they should meet at all, +unless he really comes to see her." + +"And _that_ is quite impossible; for he is now in the custody of his +friend, and Mr. Darcy would no more suffer him to call on Jane in such +a part of London! My dear aunt, how could you think of it? Mr. Darcy may +perhaps have _heard_ of such a place as Gracechurch Street, but he +would hardly think a month's ablution enough to cleanse him from its +impurities, were he once to enter it; and depend upon it, Mr. Bingley +never stirs without him." + +"So much the better. I hope they will not meet at all. But does not Jane +correspond with his sister? _She_ will not be able to help calling." + +"She will drop the acquaintance entirely." + +But in spite of the certainty in which Elizabeth affected to place this +point, as well as the still more interesting one of Bingley's being +withheld from seeing Jane, she felt a solicitude on the subject which +convinced her, on examination, that she did not consider it entirely +hopeless. It was possible, and sometimes she thought it probable, that +his affection might be reanimated, and the influence of his friends +successfully combated by the more natural influence of Jane's +attractions. + +Miss Bennet accepted her aunt's invitation with pleasure; and the +Bingleys were no otherwise in her thoughts at the same time, than as she +hoped by Caroline's not living in the same house with her brother, +she might occasionally spend a morning with her, without any danger of +seeing him. + +The Gardiners stayed a week at Longbourn; and what with the Phillipses, +the Lucases, and the officers, there was not a day without its +engagement. Mrs. Bennet had so carefully provided for the entertainment +of her brother and sister, that they did not once sit down to a family +dinner. When the engagement was for home, some of the officers always +made part of it--of which officers Mr. Wickham was sure to be one; and +on these occasions, Mrs. Gardiner, rendered suspicious by Elizabeth's +warm commendation, narrowly observed them both. Without supposing them, +from what she saw, to be very seriously in love, their preference +of each other was plain enough to make her a little uneasy; and +she resolved to speak to Elizabeth on the subject before she left +Hertfordshire, and represent to her the imprudence of encouraging such +an attachment. + +To Mrs. Gardiner, Wickham had one means of affording pleasure, +unconnected with his general powers. About ten or a dozen years ago, +before her marriage, she had spent a considerable time in that very +part of Derbyshire to which he belonged. They had, therefore, many +acquaintances in common; and though Wickham had been little there since +the death of Darcy's father, it was yet in his power to give her fresher +intelligence of her former friends than she had been in the way of +procuring. + +Mrs. Gardiner had seen Pemberley, and known the late Mr. Darcy by +character perfectly well. Here consequently was an inexhaustible subject +of discourse. In comparing her recollection of Pemberley with the minute +description which Wickham could give, and in bestowing her tribute of +praise on the character of its late possessor, she was delighting both +him and herself. On being made acquainted with the present Mr. Darcy's +treatment of him, she tried to remember some of that gentleman's +reputed disposition when quite a lad which might agree with it, and +was confident at last that she recollected having heard Mr. Fitzwilliam +Darcy formerly spoken of as a very proud, ill-natured boy. + + + +Chapter 26 + + +Mrs. Gardiner's caution to Elizabeth was punctually and kindly given +on the first favourable opportunity of speaking to her alone; after +honestly telling her what she thought, she thus went on: + +"You are too sensible a girl, Lizzy, to fall in love merely because +you are warned against it; and, therefore, I am not afraid of speaking +openly. Seriously, I would have you be on your guard. Do not involve +yourself or endeavour to involve him in an affection which the want +of fortune would make so very imprudent. I have nothing to say against +_him_; he is a most interesting young man; and if he had the fortune he +ought to have, I should think you could not do better. But as it is, you +must not let your fancy run away with you. You have sense, and we all +expect you to use it. Your father would depend on _your_ resolution and +good conduct, I am sure. You must not disappoint your father." + +"My dear aunt, this is being serious indeed." + +"Yes, and I hope to engage you to be serious likewise." + +"Well, then, you need not be under any alarm. I will take care of +myself, and of Mr. Wickham too. He shall not be in love with me, if I +can prevent it." + +"Elizabeth, you are not serious now." + +"I beg your pardon, I will try again. At present I am not in love with +Mr. Wickham; no, I certainly am not. But he is, beyond all comparison, +the most agreeable man I ever saw--and if he becomes really attached to +me--I believe it will be better that he should not. I see the imprudence +of it. Oh! _that_ abominable Mr. Darcy! My father's opinion of me does +me the greatest honour, and I should be miserable to forfeit it. My +father, however, is partial to Mr. Wickham. In short, my dear aunt, I +should be very sorry to be the means of making any of you unhappy; but +since we see every day that where there is affection, young people +are seldom withheld by immediate want of fortune from entering into +engagements with each other, how can I promise to be wiser than so many +of my fellow-creatures if I am tempted, or how am I even to know that it +would be wisdom to resist? All that I can promise you, therefore, is not +to be in a hurry. I will not be in a hurry to believe myself his first +object. When I am in company with him, I will not be wishing. In short, +I will do my best." + +"Perhaps it will be as well if you discourage his coming here so very +often. At least, you should not _remind_ your mother of inviting him." + +"As I did the other day," said Elizabeth with a conscious smile: "very +true, it will be wise in me to refrain from _that_. But do not imagine +that he is always here so often. It is on your account that he has been +so frequently invited this week. You know my mother's ideas as to the +necessity of constant company for her friends. But really, and upon my +honour, I will try to do what I think to be the wisest; and now I hope +you are satisfied." + +Her aunt assured her that she was, and Elizabeth having thanked her for +the kindness of her hints, they parted; a wonderful instance of advice +being given on such a point, without being resented. + +Mr. Collins returned into Hertfordshire soon after it had been quitted +by the Gardiners and Jane; but as he took up his abode with the Lucases, +his arrival was no great inconvenience to Mrs. Bennet. His marriage was +now fast approaching, and she was at length so far resigned as to think +it inevitable, and even repeatedly to say, in an ill-natured tone, that +she "_wished_ they might be happy." Thursday was to be the wedding day, +and on Wednesday Miss Lucas paid her farewell visit; and when she +rose to take leave, Elizabeth, ashamed of her mother's ungracious and +reluctant good wishes, and sincerely affected herself, accompanied her +out of the room. As they went downstairs together, Charlotte said: + +"I shall depend on hearing from you very often, Eliza." + +"_That_ you certainly shall." + +"And I have another favour to ask you. Will you come and see me?" + +"We shall often meet, I hope, in Hertfordshire." + +"I am not likely to leave Kent for some time. Promise me, therefore, to +come to Hunsford." + +Elizabeth could not refuse, though she foresaw little pleasure in the +visit. + +"My father and Maria are coming to me in March," added Charlotte, "and I +hope you will consent to be of the party. Indeed, Eliza, you will be as +welcome as either of them." + +The wedding took place; the bride and bridegroom set off for Kent from +the church door, and everybody had as much to say, or to hear, on +the subject as usual. Elizabeth soon heard from her friend; and their +correspondence was as regular and frequent as it had ever been; that +it should be equally unreserved was impossible. Elizabeth could never +address her without feeling that all the comfort of intimacy was over, +and though determined not to slacken as a correspondent, it was for the +sake of what had been, rather than what was. Charlotte's first letters +were received with a good deal of eagerness; there could not but be +curiosity to know how she would speak of her new home, how she would +like Lady Catherine, and how happy she would dare pronounce herself to +be; though, when the letters were read, Elizabeth felt that Charlotte +expressed herself on every point exactly as she might have foreseen. She +wrote cheerfully, seemed surrounded with comforts, and mentioned nothing +which she could not praise. The house, furniture, neighbourhood, and +roads, were all to her taste, and Lady Catherine's behaviour was most +friendly and obliging. It was Mr. Collins's picture of Hunsford and +Rosings rationally softened; and Elizabeth perceived that she must wait +for her own visit there to know the rest. + +Jane had already written a few lines to her sister to announce their +safe arrival in London; and when she wrote again, Elizabeth hoped it +would be in her power to say something of the Bingleys. + +Her impatience for this second letter was as well rewarded as impatience +generally is. Jane had been a week in town without either seeing or +hearing from Caroline. She accounted for it, however, by supposing that +her last letter to her friend from Longbourn had by some accident been +lost. + +"My aunt," she continued, "is going to-morrow into that part of the +town, and I shall take the opportunity of calling in Grosvenor Street." + +She wrote again when the visit was paid, and she had seen Miss Bingley. +"I did not think Caroline in spirits," were her words, "but she was very +glad to see me, and reproached me for giving her no notice of my coming +to London. I was right, therefore, my last letter had never reached +her. I inquired after their brother, of course. He was well, but so much +engaged with Mr. Darcy that they scarcely ever saw him. I found that +Miss Darcy was expected to dinner. I wish I could see her. My visit was +not long, as Caroline and Mrs. Hurst were going out. I dare say I shall +see them soon here." + +Elizabeth shook her head over this letter. It convinced her that +accident only could discover to Mr. Bingley her sister's being in town. + +Four weeks passed away, and Jane saw nothing of him. She endeavoured to +persuade herself that she did not regret it; but she could no longer be +blind to Miss Bingley's inattention. After waiting at home every morning +for a fortnight, and inventing every evening a fresh excuse for her, the +visitor did at last appear; but the shortness of her stay, and yet more, +the alteration of her manner would allow Jane to deceive herself no +longer. The letter which she wrote on this occasion to her sister will +prove what she felt. + +"My dearest Lizzy will, I am sure, be incapable of triumphing in her +better judgement, at my expense, when I confess myself to have been +entirely deceived in Miss Bingley's regard for me. But, my dear sister, +though the event has proved you right, do not think me obstinate if I +still assert that, considering what her behaviour was, my confidence was +as natural as your suspicion. I do not at all comprehend her reason for +wishing to be intimate with me; but if the same circumstances were to +happen again, I am sure I should be deceived again. Caroline did not +return my visit till yesterday; and not a note, not a line, did I +receive in the meantime. When she did come, it was very evident that +she had no pleasure in it; she made a slight, formal apology, for not +calling before, said not a word of wishing to see me again, and was +in every respect so altered a creature, that when she went away I was +perfectly resolved to continue the acquaintance no longer. I pity, +though I cannot help blaming her. She was very wrong in singling me out +as she did; I can safely say that every advance to intimacy began on +her side. But I pity her, because she must feel that she has been acting +wrong, and because I am very sure that anxiety for her brother is the +cause of it. I need not explain myself farther; and though _we_ know +this anxiety to be quite needless, yet if she feels it, it will easily +account for her behaviour to me; and so deservedly dear as he is to +his sister, whatever anxiety she must feel on his behalf is natural and +amiable. I cannot but wonder, however, at her having any such fears now, +because, if he had at all cared about me, we must have met, long ago. +He knows of my being in town, I am certain, from something she said +herself; and yet it would seem, by her manner of talking, as if she +wanted to persuade herself that he is really partial to Miss Darcy. I +cannot understand it. If I were not afraid of judging harshly, I should +be almost tempted to say that there is a strong appearance of duplicity +in all this. But I will endeavour to banish every painful thought, +and think only of what will make me happy--your affection, and the +invariable kindness of my dear uncle and aunt. Let me hear from you very +soon. Miss Bingley said something of his never returning to Netherfield +again, of giving up the house, but not with any certainty. We had better +not mention it. I am extremely glad that you have such pleasant accounts +from our friends at Hunsford. Pray go to see them, with Sir William and +Maria. I am sure you will be very comfortable there.--Yours, etc." + +This letter gave Elizabeth some pain; but her spirits returned as she +considered that Jane would no longer be duped, by the sister at least. +All expectation from the brother was now absolutely over. She would not +even wish for a renewal of his attentions. His character sunk on +every review of it; and as a punishment for him, as well as a possible +advantage to Jane, she seriously hoped he might really soon marry Mr. +Darcy's sister, as by Wickham's account, she would make him abundantly +regret what he had thrown away. + +Mrs. Gardiner about this time reminded Elizabeth of her promise +concerning that gentleman, and required information; and Elizabeth +had such to send as might rather give contentment to her aunt than to +herself. His apparent partiality had subsided, his attentions were over, +he was the admirer of some one else. Elizabeth was watchful enough to +see it all, but she could see it and write of it without material pain. +Her heart had been but slightly touched, and her vanity was satisfied +with believing that _she_ would have been his only choice, had fortune +permitted it. The sudden acquisition of ten thousand pounds was the most +remarkable charm of the young lady to whom he was now rendering himself +agreeable; but Elizabeth, less clear-sighted perhaps in this case than +in Charlotte's, did not quarrel with him for his wish of independence. +Nothing, on the contrary, could be more natural; and while able to +suppose that it cost him a few struggles to relinquish her, she was +ready to allow it a wise and desirable measure for both, and could very +sincerely wish him happy. + +All this was acknowledged to Mrs. Gardiner; and after relating the +circumstances, she thus went on: "I am now convinced, my dear aunt, that +I have never been much in love; for had I really experienced that pure +and elevating passion, I should at present detest his very name, and +wish him all manner of evil. But my feelings are not only cordial +towards _him_; they are even impartial towards Miss King. I cannot find +out that I hate her at all, or that I am in the least unwilling to +think her a very good sort of girl. There can be no love in all this. My +watchfulness has been effectual; and though I certainly should be a more +interesting object to all my acquaintances were I distractedly in love +with him, I cannot say that I regret my comparative insignificance. +Importance may sometimes be purchased too dearly. Kitty and Lydia take +his defection much more to heart than I do. They are young in the +ways of the world, and not yet open to the mortifying conviction that +handsome young men must have something to live on as well as the plain." + + + +Chapter 27 + + +With no greater events than these in the Longbourn family, and otherwise +diversified by little beyond the walks to Meryton, sometimes dirty and +sometimes cold, did January and February pass away. March was to take +Elizabeth to Hunsford. She had not at first thought very seriously of +going thither; but Charlotte, she soon found, was depending on the plan +and she gradually learned to consider it herself with greater pleasure +as well as greater certainty. Absence had increased her desire of seeing +Charlotte again, and weakened her disgust of Mr. Collins. There +was novelty in the scheme, and as, with such a mother and such +uncompanionable sisters, home could not be faultless, a little change +was not unwelcome for its own sake. The journey would moreover give her +a peep at Jane; and, in short, as the time drew near, she would have +been very sorry for any delay. Everything, however, went on smoothly, +and was finally settled according to Charlotte's first sketch. She was +to accompany Sir William and his second daughter. The improvement +of spending a night in London was added in time, and the plan became +perfect as plan could be. + +The only pain was in leaving her father, who would certainly miss her, +and who, when it came to the point, so little liked her going, that he +told her to write to him, and almost promised to answer her letter. + +The farewell between herself and Mr. Wickham was perfectly friendly; on +his side even more. His present pursuit could not make him forget that +Elizabeth had been the first to excite and to deserve his attention, the +first to listen and to pity, the first to be admired; and in his manner +of bidding her adieu, wishing her every enjoyment, reminding her of +what she was to expect in Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and trusting their +opinion of her--their opinion of everybody--would always coincide, there +was a solicitude, an interest which she felt must ever attach her to +him with a most sincere regard; and she parted from him convinced that, +whether married or single, he must always be her model of the amiable +and pleasing. + +Her fellow-travellers the next day were not of a kind to make her +think him less agreeable. Sir William Lucas, and his daughter Maria, a +good-humoured girl, but as empty-headed as himself, had nothing to say +that could be worth hearing, and were listened to with about as much +delight as the rattle of the chaise. Elizabeth loved absurdities, but +she had known Sir William's too long. He could tell her nothing new of +the wonders of his presentation and knighthood; and his civilities were +worn out, like his information. + +It was a journey of only twenty-four miles, and they began it so early +as to be in Gracechurch Street by noon. As they drove to Mr. Gardiner's +door, Jane was at a drawing-room window watching their arrival; when +they entered the passage she was there to welcome them, and Elizabeth, +looking earnestly in her face, was pleased to see it healthful and +lovely as ever. On the stairs were a troop of little boys and girls, +whose eagerness for their cousin's appearance would not allow them to +wait in the drawing-room, and whose shyness, as they had not seen +her for a twelvemonth, prevented their coming lower. All was joy and +kindness. The day passed most pleasantly away; the morning in bustle and +shopping, and the evening at one of the theatres. + +Elizabeth then contrived to sit by her aunt. Their first object was her +sister; and she was more grieved than astonished to hear, in reply to +her minute inquiries, that though Jane always struggled to support her +spirits, there were periods of dejection. It was reasonable, however, +to hope that they would not continue long. Mrs. Gardiner gave her the +particulars also of Miss Bingley's visit in Gracechurch Street, and +repeated conversations occurring at different times between Jane and +herself, which proved that the former had, from her heart, given up the +acquaintance. + +Mrs. Gardiner then rallied her niece on Wickham's desertion, and +complimented her on bearing it so well. + +"But my dear Elizabeth," she added, "what sort of girl is Miss King? I +should be sorry to think our friend mercenary." + +"Pray, my dear aunt, what is the difference in matrimonial affairs, +between the mercenary and the prudent motive? Where does discretion end, +and avarice begin? Last Christmas you were afraid of his marrying me, +because it would be imprudent; and now, because he is trying to get +a girl with only ten thousand pounds, you want to find out that he is +mercenary." + +"If you will only tell me what sort of girl Miss King is, I shall know +what to think." + +"She is a very good kind of girl, I believe. I know no harm of her." + +"But he paid her not the smallest attention till her grandfather's death +made her mistress of this fortune." + +"No--why should he? If it were not allowable for him to gain _my_ +affections because I had no money, what occasion could there be for +making love to a girl whom he did not care about, and who was equally +poor?" + +"But there seems an indelicacy in directing his attentions towards her +so soon after this event." + +"A man in distressed circumstances has not time for all those elegant +decorums which other people may observe. If _she_ does not object to it, +why should _we_?" + +"_Her_ not objecting does not justify _him_. It only shows her being +deficient in something herself--sense or feeling." + +"Well," cried Elizabeth, "have it as you choose. _He_ shall be +mercenary, and _she_ shall be foolish." + +"No, Lizzy, that is what I do _not_ choose. I should be sorry, you know, +to think ill of a young man who has lived so long in Derbyshire." + +"Oh! if that is all, I have a very poor opinion of young men who live in +Derbyshire; and their intimate friends who live in Hertfordshire are not +much better. I am sick of them all. Thank Heaven! I am going to-morrow +where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable quality, who has +neither manner nor sense to recommend him. Stupid men are the only ones +worth knowing, after all." + +"Take care, Lizzy; that speech savours strongly of disappointment." + +Before they were separated by the conclusion of the play, she had the +unexpected happiness of an invitation to accompany her uncle and aunt in +a tour of pleasure which they proposed taking in the summer. + +"We have not determined how far it shall carry us," said Mrs. Gardiner, +"but, perhaps, to the Lakes." + +No scheme could have been more agreeable to Elizabeth, and her +acceptance of the invitation was most ready and grateful. "Oh, my dear, +dear aunt," she rapturously cried, "what delight! what felicity! You +give me fresh life and vigour. Adieu to disappointment and spleen. What +are young men to rocks and mountains? Oh! what hours of transport +we shall spend! And when we _do_ return, it shall not be like other +travellers, without being able to give one accurate idea of anything. We +_will_ know where we have gone--we _will_ recollect what we have seen. +Lakes, mountains, and rivers shall not be jumbled together in our +imaginations; nor when we attempt to describe any particular scene, +will we begin quarreling about its relative situation. Let _our_ +first effusions be less insupportable than those of the generality of +travellers." + + + +Chapter 28 + + +Every object in the next day's journey was new and interesting to +Elizabeth; and her spirits were in a state of enjoyment; for she had +seen her sister looking so well as to banish all fear for her health, +and the prospect of her northern tour was a constant source of delight. + +When they left the high road for the lane to Hunsford, every eye was in +search of the Parsonage, and every turning expected to bring it in view. +The palings of Rosings Park was their boundary on one side. Elizabeth +smiled at the recollection of all that she had heard of its inhabitants. + +At length the Parsonage was discernible. The garden sloping to the +road, the house standing in it, the green pales, and the laurel hedge, +everything declared they were arriving. Mr. Collins and Charlotte +appeared at the door, and the carriage stopped at the small gate which +led by a short gravel walk to the house, amidst the nods and smiles of +the whole party. In a moment they were all out of the chaise, rejoicing +at the sight of each other. Mrs. Collins welcomed her friend with the +liveliest pleasure, and Elizabeth was more and more satisfied with +coming when she found herself so affectionately received. She saw +instantly that her cousin's manners were not altered by his marriage; +his formal civility was just what it had been, and he detained her some +minutes at the gate to hear and satisfy his inquiries after all her +family. They were then, with no other delay than his pointing out the +neatness of the entrance, taken into the house; and as soon as they +were in the parlour, he welcomed them a second time, with ostentatious +formality to his humble abode, and punctually repeated all his wife's +offers of refreshment. + +Elizabeth was prepared to see him in his glory; and she could not help +in fancying that in displaying the good proportion of the room, its +aspect and its furniture, he addressed himself particularly to her, +as if wishing to make her feel what she had lost in refusing him. But +though everything seemed neat and comfortable, she was not able to +gratify him by any sigh of repentance, and rather looked with wonder at +her friend that she could have so cheerful an air with such a companion. +When Mr. Collins said anything of which his wife might reasonably be +ashamed, which certainly was not unseldom, she involuntarily turned her +eye on Charlotte. Once or twice she could discern a faint blush; but +in general Charlotte wisely did not hear. After sitting long enough to +admire every article of furniture in the room, from the sideboard to +the fender, to give an account of their journey, and of all that had +happened in London, Mr. Collins invited them to take a stroll in the +garden, which was large and well laid out, and to the cultivation of +which he attended himself. To work in this garden was one of his most +respectable pleasures; and Elizabeth admired the command of countenance +with which Charlotte talked of the healthfulness of the exercise, and +owned she encouraged it as much as possible. Here, leading the way +through every walk and cross walk, and scarcely allowing them an +interval to utter the praises he asked for, every view was pointed out +with a minuteness which left beauty entirely behind. He could number the +fields in every direction, and could tell how many trees there were in +the most distant clump. But of all the views which his garden, or which +the country or kingdom could boast, none were to be compared with the +prospect of Rosings, afforded by an opening in the trees that bordered +the park nearly opposite the front of his house. It was a handsome +modern building, well situated on rising ground. + +From his garden, Mr. Collins would have led them round his two meadows; +but the ladies, not having shoes to encounter the remains of a white +frost, turned back; and while Sir William accompanied him, Charlotte +took her sister and friend over the house, extremely well pleased, +probably, to have the opportunity of showing it without her husband's +help. It was rather small, but well built and convenient; and everything +was fitted up and arranged with a neatness and consistency of which +Elizabeth gave Charlotte all the credit. When Mr. Collins could be +forgotten, there was really an air of great comfort throughout, and by +Charlotte's evident enjoyment of it, Elizabeth supposed he must be often +forgotten. + +She had already learnt that Lady Catherine was still in the country. It +was spoken of again while they were at dinner, when Mr. Collins joining +in, observed: + +"Yes, Miss Elizabeth, you will have the honour of seeing Lady Catherine +de Bourgh on the ensuing Sunday at church, and I need not say you will +be delighted with her. She is all affability and condescension, and I +doubt not but you will be honoured with some portion of her notice +when service is over. I have scarcely any hesitation in saying she +will include you and my sister Maria in every invitation with which she +honours us during your stay here. Her behaviour to my dear Charlotte is +charming. We dine at Rosings twice every week, and are never allowed +to walk home. Her ladyship's carriage is regularly ordered for us. I +_should_ say, one of her ladyship's carriages, for she has several." + +"Lady Catherine is a very respectable, sensible woman indeed," added +Charlotte, "and a most attentive neighbour." + +"Very true, my dear, that is exactly what I say. She is the sort of +woman whom one cannot regard with too much deference." + +The evening was spent chiefly in talking over Hertfordshire news, +and telling again what had already been written; and when it closed, +Elizabeth, in the solitude of her chamber, had to meditate upon +Charlotte's degree of contentment, to understand her address in guiding, +and composure in bearing with, her husband, and to acknowledge that it +was all done very well. She had also to anticipate how her visit +would pass, the quiet tenor of their usual employments, the vexatious +interruptions of Mr. Collins, and the gaieties of their intercourse with +Rosings. A lively imagination soon settled it all. + +About the middle of the next day, as she was in her room getting ready +for a walk, a sudden noise below seemed to speak the whole house in +confusion; and, after listening a moment, she heard somebody running +up stairs in a violent hurry, and calling loudly after her. She opened +the door and met Maria in the landing place, who, breathless with +agitation, cried out-- + +"Oh, my dear Eliza! pray make haste and come into the dining-room, for +there is such a sight to be seen! I will not tell you what it is. Make +haste, and come down this moment." + +Elizabeth asked questions in vain; Maria would tell her nothing more, +and down they ran into the dining-room, which fronted the lane, in +quest of this wonder; It was two ladies stopping in a low phaeton at the +garden gate. + +"And is this all?" cried Elizabeth. "I expected at least that the pigs +were got into the garden, and here is nothing but Lady Catherine and her +daughter." + +"La! my dear," said Maria, quite shocked at the mistake, "it is not +Lady Catherine. The old lady is Mrs. Jenkinson, who lives with them; +the other is Miss de Bourgh. Only look at her. She is quite a little +creature. Who would have thought that she could be so thin and small?" + +"She is abominably rude to keep Charlotte out of doors in all this wind. +Why does she not come in?" + +"Oh, Charlotte says she hardly ever does. It is the greatest of favours +when Miss de Bourgh comes in." + +"I like her appearance," said Elizabeth, struck with other ideas. "She +looks sickly and cross. Yes, she will do for him very well. She will +make him a very proper wife." + +Mr. Collins and Charlotte were both standing at the gate in conversation +with the ladies; and Sir William, to Elizabeth's high diversion, was +stationed in the doorway, in earnest contemplation of the greatness +before him, and constantly bowing whenever Miss de Bourgh looked that +way. + +At length there was nothing more to be said; the ladies drove on, and +the others returned into the house. Mr. Collins no sooner saw the two +girls than he began to congratulate them on their good fortune, which +Charlotte explained by letting them know that the whole party was asked +to dine at Rosings the next day. + + + +Chapter 29 + + +Mr. Collins's triumph, in consequence of this invitation, was complete. +The power of displaying the grandeur of his patroness to his wondering +visitors, and of letting them see her civility towards himself and his +wife, was exactly what he had wished for; and that an opportunity +of doing it should be given so soon, was such an instance of Lady +Catherine's condescension, as he knew not how to admire enough. + +"I confess," said he, "that I should not have been at all surprised by +her ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea and spend the evening at +Rosings. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it +would happen. But who could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who +could have imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there +(an invitation, moreover, including the whole party) so immediately +after your arrival!" + +"I am the less surprised at what has happened," replied Sir William, +"from that knowledge of what the manners of the great really are, which +my situation in life has allowed me to acquire. About the court, such +instances of elegant breeding are not uncommon." + +Scarcely anything was talked of the whole day or next morning but their +visit to Rosings. Mr. Collins was carefully instructing them in what +they were to expect, that the sight of such rooms, so many servants, and +so splendid a dinner, might not wholly overpower them. + +When the ladies were separating for the toilette, he said to Elizabeth-- + +"Do not make yourself uneasy, my dear cousin, about your apparel. Lady +Catherine is far from requiring that elegance of dress in us which +becomes herself and her daughter. I would advise you merely to put on +whatever of your clothes is superior to the rest--there is no occasion +for anything more. Lady Catherine will not think the worse of you +for being simply dressed. She likes to have the distinction of rank +preserved." + +While they were dressing, he came two or three times to their different +doors, to recommend their being quick, as Lady Catherine very much +objected to be kept waiting for her dinner. Such formidable accounts of +her ladyship, and her manner of living, quite frightened Maria Lucas +who had been little used to company, and she looked forward to her +introduction at Rosings with as much apprehension as her father had done +to his presentation at St. James's. + +As the weather was fine, they had a pleasant walk of about half a +mile across the park. Every park has its beauty and its prospects; and +Elizabeth saw much to be pleased with, though she could not be in such +raptures as Mr. Collins expected the scene to inspire, and was but +slightly affected by his enumeration of the windows in front of the +house, and his relation of what the glazing altogether had originally +cost Sir Lewis de Bourgh. + +When they ascended the steps to the hall, Maria's alarm was every +moment increasing, and even Sir William did not look perfectly calm. +Elizabeth's courage did not fail her. She had heard nothing of Lady +Catherine that spoke her awful from any extraordinary talents or +miraculous virtue, and the mere stateliness of money or rank she thought +she could witness without trepidation. + +From the entrance-hall, of which Mr. Collins pointed out, with a +rapturous air, the fine proportion and the finished ornaments, they +followed the servants through an ante-chamber, to the room where Lady +Catherine, her daughter, and Mrs. Jenkinson were sitting. Her ladyship, +with great condescension, arose to receive them; and as Mrs. Collins had +settled it with her husband that the office of introduction should +be hers, it was performed in a proper manner, without any of those +apologies and thanks which he would have thought necessary. + +In spite of having been at St. James's, Sir William was so completely +awed by the grandeur surrounding him, that he had but just courage +enough to make a very low bow, and take his seat without saying a word; +and his daughter, frightened almost out of her senses, sat on the edge +of her chair, not knowing which way to look. Elizabeth found herself +quite equal to the scene, and could observe the three ladies before her +composedly. Lady Catherine was a tall, large woman, with strongly-marked +features, which might once have been handsome. Her air was not +conciliating, nor was her manner of receiving them such as to make her +visitors forget their inferior rank. She was not rendered formidable by +silence; but whatever she said was spoken in so authoritative a tone, +as marked her self-importance, and brought Mr. Wickham immediately to +Elizabeth's mind; and from the observation of the day altogether, she +believed Lady Catherine to be exactly what he represented. + +When, after examining the mother, in whose countenance and deportment +she soon found some resemblance of Mr. Darcy, she turned her eyes on the +daughter, she could almost have joined in Maria's astonishment at her +being so thin and so small. There was neither in figure nor face any +likeness between the ladies. Miss de Bourgh was pale and sickly; her +features, though not plain, were insignificant; and she spoke very +little, except in a low voice, to Mrs. Jenkinson, in whose appearance +there was nothing remarkable, and who was entirely engaged in listening +to what she said, and placing a screen in the proper direction before +her eyes. + +After sitting a few minutes, they were all sent to one of the windows to +admire the view, Mr. Collins attending them to point out its beauties, +and Lady Catherine kindly informing them that it was much better worth +looking at in the summer. + +The dinner was exceedingly handsome, and there were all the servants and +all the articles of plate which Mr. Collins had promised; and, as he had +likewise foretold, he took his seat at the bottom of the table, by her +ladyship's desire, and looked as if he felt that life could furnish +nothing greater. He carved, and ate, and praised with delighted +alacrity; and every dish was commended, first by him and then by Sir +William, who was now enough recovered to echo whatever his son-in-law +said, in a manner which Elizabeth wondered Lady Catherine could bear. +But Lady Catherine seemed gratified by their excessive admiration, and +gave most gracious smiles, especially when any dish on the table proved +a novelty to them. The party did not supply much conversation. Elizabeth +was ready to speak whenever there was an opening, but she was seated +between Charlotte and Miss de Bourgh--the former of whom was engaged in +listening to Lady Catherine, and the latter said not a word to her all +dinner-time. Mrs. Jenkinson was chiefly employed in watching how little +Miss de Bourgh ate, pressing her to try some other dish, and fearing +she was indisposed. Maria thought speaking out of the question, and the +gentlemen did nothing but eat and admire. + +When the ladies returned to the drawing-room, there was little to +be done but to hear Lady Catherine talk, which she did without any +intermission till coffee came in, delivering her opinion on every +subject in so decisive a manner, as proved that she was not used to +have her judgement controverted. She inquired into Charlotte's domestic +concerns familiarly and minutely, gave her a great deal of advice as +to the management of them all; told her how everything ought to be +regulated in so small a family as hers, and instructed her as to the +care of her cows and her poultry. Elizabeth found that nothing was +beneath this great lady's attention, which could furnish her with an +occasion of dictating to others. In the intervals of her discourse +with Mrs. Collins, she addressed a variety of questions to Maria and +Elizabeth, but especially to the latter, of whose connections she knew +the least, and who she observed to Mrs. Collins was a very genteel, +pretty kind of girl. She asked her, at different times, how many sisters +she had, whether they were older or younger than herself, whether any of +them were likely to be married, whether they were handsome, where they +had been educated, what carriage her father kept, and what had been +her mother's maiden name? Elizabeth felt all the impertinence of +her questions but answered them very composedly. Lady Catherine then +observed, + +"Your father's estate is entailed on Mr. Collins, I think. For your +sake," turning to Charlotte, "I am glad of it; but otherwise I see no +occasion for entailing estates from the female line. It was not thought +necessary in Sir Lewis de Bourgh's family. Do you play and sing, Miss +Bennet?" + +"A little." + +"Oh! then--some time or other we shall be happy to hear you. Our +instrument is a capital one, probably superior to----You shall try it +some day. Do your sisters play and sing?" + +"One of them does." + +"Why did not you all learn? You ought all to have learned. The Miss +Webbs all play, and their father has not so good an income as yours. Do +you draw?" + +"No, not at all." + +"What, none of you?" + +"Not one." + +"That is very strange. But I suppose you had no opportunity. Your mother +should have taken you to town every spring for the benefit of masters." + +"My mother would have had no objection, but my father hates London." + +"Has your governess left you?" + +"We never had any governess." + +"No governess! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home +without a governess! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must +have been quite a slave to your education." + +Elizabeth could hardly help smiling as she assured her that had not been +the case. + +"Then, who taught you? who attended to you? Without a governess, you +must have been neglected." + +"Compared with some families, I believe we were; but such of us as +wished to learn never wanted the means. We were always encouraged to +read, and had all the masters that were necessary. Those who chose to be +idle, certainly might." + +"Aye, no doubt; but that is what a governess will prevent, and if I had +known your mother, I should have advised her most strenuously to engage +one. I always say that nothing is to be done in education without steady +and regular instruction, and nobody but a governess can give it. It is +wonderful how many families I have been the means of supplying in that +way. I am always glad to get a young person well placed out. Four nieces +of Mrs. Jenkinson are most delightfully situated through my means; and +it was but the other day that I recommended another young person, +who was merely accidentally mentioned to me, and the family are quite +delighted with her. Mrs. Collins, did I tell you of Lady Metcalf's +calling yesterday to thank me? She finds Miss Pope a treasure. 'Lady +Catherine,' said she, 'you have given me a treasure.' Are any of your +younger sisters out, Miss Bennet?" + +"Yes, ma'am, all." + +"All! What, all five out at once? Very odd! And you only the second. The +younger ones out before the elder ones are married! Your younger sisters +must be very young?" + +"Yes, my youngest is not sixteen. Perhaps _she_ is full young to be +much in company. But really, ma'am, I think it would be very hard upon +younger sisters, that they should not have their share of society and +amusement, because the elder may not have the means or inclination to +marry early. The last-born has as good a right to the pleasures of youth +as the first. And to be kept back on _such_ a motive! I think it would +not be very likely to promote sisterly affection or delicacy of mind." + +"Upon my word," said her ladyship, "you give your opinion very decidedly +for so young a person. Pray, what is your age?" + +"With three younger sisters grown up," replied Elizabeth, smiling, "your +ladyship can hardly expect me to own it." + +Lady Catherine seemed quite astonished at not receiving a direct answer; +and Elizabeth suspected herself to be the first creature who had ever +dared to trifle with so much dignified impertinence. + +"You cannot be more than twenty, I am sure, therefore you need not +conceal your age." + +"I am not one-and-twenty." + +When the gentlemen had joined them, and tea was over, the card-tables +were placed. Lady Catherine, Sir William, and Mr. and Mrs. Collins sat +down to quadrille; and as Miss de Bourgh chose to play at cassino, the +two girls had the honour of assisting Mrs. Jenkinson to make up her +party. Their table was superlatively stupid. Scarcely a syllable was +uttered that did not relate to the game, except when Mrs. Jenkinson +expressed her fears of Miss de Bourgh's being too hot or too cold, or +having too much or too little light. A great deal more passed at the +other table. Lady Catherine was generally speaking--stating the mistakes +of the three others, or relating some anecdote of herself. Mr. Collins +was employed in agreeing to everything her ladyship said, thanking her +for every fish he won, and apologising if he thought he won too many. +Sir William did not say much. He was storing his memory with anecdotes +and noble names. + +When Lady Catherine and her daughter had played as long as they chose, +the tables were broken up, the carriage was offered to Mrs. Collins, +gratefully accepted and immediately ordered. The party then gathered +round the fire to hear Lady Catherine determine what weather they were +to have on the morrow. From these instructions they were summoned by +the arrival of the coach; and with many speeches of thankfulness on Mr. +Collins's side and as many bows on Sir William's they departed. As soon +as they had driven from the door, Elizabeth was called on by her cousin +to give her opinion of all that she had seen at Rosings, which, for +Charlotte's sake, she made more favourable than it really was. But her +commendation, though costing her some trouble, could by no means satisfy +Mr. Collins, and he was very soon obliged to take her ladyship's praise +into his own hands. + + + +Chapter 30 + + +Sir William stayed only a week at Hunsford, but his visit was long +enough to convince him of his daughter's being most comfortably settled, +and of her possessing such a husband and such a neighbour as were not +often met with. While Sir William was with them, Mr. Collins devoted his +morning to driving him out in his gig, and showing him the country; but +when he went away, the whole family returned to their usual employments, +and Elizabeth was thankful to find that they did not see more of her +cousin by the alteration, for the chief of the time between breakfast +and dinner was now passed by him either at work in the garden or in +reading and writing, and looking out of the window in his own book-room, +which fronted the road. The room in which the ladies sat was backwards. +Elizabeth had at first rather wondered that Charlotte should not prefer +the dining-parlour for common use; it was a better sized room, and had a +more pleasant aspect; but she soon saw that her friend had an excellent +reason for what she did, for Mr. Collins would undoubtedly have been +much less in his own apartment, had they sat in one equally lively; and +she gave Charlotte credit for the arrangement. + +From the drawing-room they could distinguish nothing in the lane, and +were indebted to Mr. Collins for the knowledge of what carriages went +along, and how often especially Miss de Bourgh drove by in her phaeton, +which he never failed coming to inform them of, though it happened +almost every day. She not unfrequently stopped at the Parsonage, and +had a few minutes' conversation with Charlotte, but was scarcely ever +prevailed upon to get out. + +Very few days passed in which Mr. Collins did not walk to Rosings, and +not many in which his wife did not think it necessary to go likewise; +and till Elizabeth recollected that there might be other family livings +to be disposed of, she could not understand the sacrifice of so many +hours. Now and then they were honoured with a call from her ladyship, +and nothing escaped her observation that was passing in the room during +these visits. She examined into their employments, looked at their work, +and advised them to do it differently; found fault with the arrangement +of the furniture; or detected the housemaid in negligence; and if she +accepted any refreshment, seemed to do it only for the sake of finding +out that Mrs. Collins's joints of meat were too large for her family. + +Elizabeth soon perceived, that though this great lady was not in +commission of the peace of the county, she was a most active magistrate +in her own parish, the minutest concerns of which were carried to her +by Mr. Collins; and whenever any of the cottagers were disposed to +be quarrelsome, discontented, or too poor, she sallied forth into the +village to settle their differences, silence their complaints, and scold +them into harmony and plenty. + +The entertainment of dining at Rosings was repeated about twice a week; +and, allowing for the loss of Sir William, and there being only one +card-table in the evening, every such entertainment was the counterpart +of the first. Their other engagements were few, as the style of living +in the neighbourhood in general was beyond Mr. Collins's reach. This, +however, was no evil to Elizabeth, and upon the whole she spent her time +comfortably enough; there were half-hours of pleasant conversation with +Charlotte, and the weather was so fine for the time of year that she had +often great enjoyment out of doors. Her favourite walk, and where she +frequently went while the others were calling on Lady Catherine, was +along the open grove which edged that side of the park, where there was +a nice sheltered path, which no one seemed to value but herself, and +where she felt beyond the reach of Lady Catherine's curiosity. + +In this quiet way, the first fortnight of her visit soon passed away. +Easter was approaching, and the week preceding it was to bring an +addition to the family at Rosings, which in so small a circle must be +important. Elizabeth had heard soon after her arrival that Mr. Darcy was +expected there in the course of a few weeks, and though there were not +many of her acquaintances whom she did not prefer, his coming would +furnish one comparatively new to look at in their Rosings parties, and +she might be amused in seeing how hopeless Miss Bingley's designs on him +were, by his behaviour to his cousin, for whom he was evidently +destined by Lady Catherine, who talked of his coming with the greatest +satisfaction, spoke of him in terms of the highest admiration, and +seemed almost angry to find that he had already been frequently seen by +Miss Lucas and herself. + +His arrival was soon known at the Parsonage; for Mr. Collins was walking +the whole morning within view of the lodges opening into Hunsford Lane, +in order to have the earliest assurance of it, and after making his +bow as the carriage turned into the Park, hurried home with the great +intelligence. On the following morning he hastened to Rosings to pay his +respects. There were two nephews of Lady Catherine to require them, for +Mr. Darcy had brought with him a Colonel Fitzwilliam, the younger son of +his uncle Lord ----, and, to the great surprise of all the party, when +Mr. Collins returned, the gentlemen accompanied him. Charlotte had seen +them from her husband's room, crossing the road, and immediately running +into the other, told the girls what an honour they might expect, adding: + +"I may thank you, Eliza, for this piece of civility. Mr. Darcy would +never have come so soon to wait upon me." + +Elizabeth had scarcely time to disclaim all right to the compliment, +before their approach was announced by the door-bell, and shortly +afterwards the three gentlemen entered the room. Colonel Fitzwilliam, +who led the way, was about thirty, not handsome, but in person and +address most truly the gentleman. Mr. Darcy looked just as he had been +used to look in Hertfordshire--paid his compliments, with his usual +reserve, to Mrs. Collins, and whatever might be his feelings toward her +friend, met her with every appearance of composure. Elizabeth merely +curtseyed to him without saying a word. + +Colonel Fitzwilliam entered into conversation directly with the +readiness and ease of a well-bred man, and talked very pleasantly; but +his cousin, after having addressed a slight observation on the house and +garden to Mrs. Collins, sat for some time without speaking to anybody. +At length, however, his civility was so far awakened as to inquire of +Elizabeth after the health of her family. She answered him in the usual +way, and after a moment's pause, added: + +"My eldest sister has been in town these three months. Have you never +happened to see her there?" + +She was perfectly sensible that he never had; but she wished to see +whether he would betray any consciousness of what had passed between +the Bingleys and Jane, and she thought he looked a little confused as he +answered that he had never been so fortunate as to meet Miss Bennet. The +subject was pursued no farther, and the gentlemen soon afterwards went +away. + + + +Chapter 31 + + +Colonel Fitzwilliam's manners were very much admired at the Parsonage, +and the ladies all felt that he must add considerably to the pleasures +of their engagements at Rosings. It was some days, however, before they +received any invitation thither--for while there were visitors in the +house, they could not be necessary; and it was not till Easter-day, +almost a week after the gentlemen's arrival, that they were honoured by +such an attention, and then they were merely asked on leaving church to +come there in the evening. For the last week they had seen very little +of Lady Catherine or her daughter. Colonel Fitzwilliam had called at the +Parsonage more than once during the time, but Mr. Darcy they had seen +only at church. + +The invitation was accepted of course, and at a proper hour they joined +the party in Lady Catherine's drawing-room. Her ladyship received +them civilly, but it was plain that their company was by no means so +acceptable as when she could get nobody else; and she was, in fact, +almost engrossed by her nephews, speaking to them, especially to Darcy, +much more than to any other person in the room. + +Colonel Fitzwilliam seemed really glad to see them; anything was a +welcome relief to him at Rosings; and Mrs. Collins's pretty friend had +moreover caught his fancy very much. He now seated himself by her, and +talked so agreeably of Kent and Hertfordshire, of travelling and staying +at home, of new books and music, that Elizabeth had never been half so +well entertained in that room before; and they conversed with so much +spirit and flow, as to draw the attention of Lady Catherine herself, +as well as of Mr. Darcy. _His_ eyes had been soon and repeatedly turned +towards them with a look of curiosity; and that her ladyship, after a +while, shared the feeling, was more openly acknowledged, for she did not +scruple to call out: + +"What is that you are saying, Fitzwilliam? What is it you are talking +of? What are you telling Miss Bennet? Let me hear what it is." + +"We are speaking of music, madam," said he, when no longer able to avoid +a reply. + +"Of music! Then pray speak aloud. It is of all subjects my delight. I +must have my share in the conversation if you are speaking of music. +There are few people in England, I suppose, who have more true enjoyment +of music than myself, or a better natural taste. If I had ever learnt, +I should have been a great proficient. And so would Anne, if her health +had allowed her to apply. I am confident that she would have performed +delightfully. How does Georgiana get on, Darcy?" + +Mr. Darcy spoke with affectionate praise of his sister's proficiency. + +"I am very glad to hear such a good account of her," said Lady +Catherine; "and pray tell her from me, that she cannot expect to excel +if she does not practice a good deal." + +"I assure you, madam," he replied, "that she does not need such advice. +She practises very constantly." + +"So much the better. It cannot be done too much; and when I next write +to her, I shall charge her not to neglect it on any account. I often +tell young ladies that no excellence in music is to be acquired without +constant practice. I have told Miss Bennet several times, that she +will never play really well unless she practises more; and though Mrs. +Collins has no instrument, she is very welcome, as I have often told +her, to come to Rosings every day, and play on the pianoforte in Mrs. +Jenkinson's room. She would be in nobody's way, you know, in that part +of the house." + +Mr. Darcy looked a little ashamed of his aunt's ill-breeding, and made +no answer. + +When coffee was over, Colonel Fitzwilliam reminded Elizabeth of having +promised to play to him; and she sat down directly to the instrument. He +drew a chair near her. Lady Catherine listened to half a song, and then +talked, as before, to her other nephew; till the latter walked away +from her, and making with his usual deliberation towards the pianoforte +stationed himself so as to command a full view of the fair performer's +countenance. Elizabeth saw what he was doing, and at the first +convenient pause, turned to him with an arch smile, and said: + +"You mean to frighten me, Mr. Darcy, by coming in all this state to hear +me? I will not be alarmed though your sister _does_ play so well. There +is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the +will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate +me." + +"I shall not say you are mistaken," he replied, "because you could not +really believe me to entertain any design of alarming you; and I have +had the pleasure of your acquaintance long enough to know that you find +great enjoyment in occasionally professing opinions which in fact are +not your own." + +Elizabeth laughed heartily at this picture of herself, and said to +Colonel Fitzwilliam, "Your cousin will give you a very pretty notion of +me, and teach you not to believe a word I say. I am particularly unlucky +in meeting with a person so able to expose my real character, in a part +of the world where I had hoped to pass myself off with some degree of +credit. Indeed, Mr. Darcy, it is very ungenerous in you to mention all +that you knew to my disadvantage in Hertfordshire--and, give me leave to +say, very impolitic too--for it is provoking me to retaliate, and such +things may come out as will shock your relations to hear." + +"I am not afraid of you," said he, smilingly. + +"Pray let me hear what you have to accuse him of," cried Colonel +Fitzwilliam. "I should like to know how he behaves among strangers." + +"You shall hear then--but prepare yourself for something very dreadful. +The first time of my ever seeing him in Hertfordshire, you must know, +was at a ball--and at this ball, what do you think he did? He danced +only four dances, though gentlemen were scarce; and, to my certain +knowledge, more than one young lady was sitting down in want of a +partner. Mr. Darcy, you cannot deny the fact." + +"I had not at that time the honour of knowing any lady in the assembly +beyond my own party." + +"True; and nobody can ever be introduced in a ball-room. Well, Colonel +Fitzwilliam, what do I play next? My fingers wait your orders." + +"Perhaps," said Darcy, "I should have judged better, had I sought an +introduction; but I am ill-qualified to recommend myself to strangers." + +"Shall we ask your cousin the reason of this?" said Elizabeth, still +addressing Colonel Fitzwilliam. "Shall we ask him why a man of sense and +education, and who has lived in the world, is ill qualified to recommend +himself to strangers?" + +"I can answer your question," said Fitzwilliam, "without applying to +him. It is because he will not give himself the trouble." + +"I certainly have not the talent which some people possess," said Darcy, +"of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot +catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their +concerns, as I often see done." + +"My fingers," said Elizabeth, "do not move over this instrument in the +masterly manner which I see so many women's do. They have not the same +force or rapidity, and do not produce the same expression. But then I +have always supposed it to be my own fault--because I will not take the +trouble of practising. It is not that I do not believe _my_ fingers as +capable as any other woman's of superior execution." + +Darcy smiled and said, "You are perfectly right. You have employed your +time much better. No one admitted to the privilege of hearing you can +think anything wanting. We neither of us perform to strangers." + +Here they were interrupted by Lady Catherine, who called out to know +what they were talking of. Elizabeth immediately began playing again. +Lady Catherine approached, and, after listening for a few minutes, said +to Darcy: + +"Miss Bennet would not play at all amiss if she practised more, and +could have the advantage of a London master. She has a very good notion +of fingering, though her taste is not equal to Anne's. Anne would have +been a delightful performer, had her health allowed her to learn." + +Elizabeth looked at Darcy to see how cordially he assented to his +cousin's praise; but neither at that moment nor at any other could she +discern any symptom of love; and from the whole of his behaviour to Miss +de Bourgh she derived this comfort for Miss Bingley, that he might have +been just as likely to marry _her_, had she been his relation. + +Lady Catherine continued her remarks on Elizabeth's performance, mixing +with them many instructions on execution and taste. Elizabeth received +them with all the forbearance of civility, and, at the request of the +gentlemen, remained at the instrument till her ladyship's carriage was +ready to take them all home. + + + +Chapter 32 + + +Elizabeth was sitting by herself the next morning, and writing to Jane +while Mrs. Collins and Maria were gone on business into the village, +when she was startled by a ring at the door, the certain signal of a +visitor. As she had heard no carriage, she thought it not unlikely to +be Lady Catherine, and under that apprehension was putting away her +half-finished letter that she might escape all impertinent questions, +when the door opened, and, to her very great surprise, Mr. Darcy, and +Mr. Darcy only, entered the room. + +He seemed astonished too on finding her alone, and apologised for his +intrusion by letting her know that he had understood all the ladies were +to be within. + +They then sat down, and when her inquiries after Rosings were made, +seemed in danger of sinking into total silence. It was absolutely +necessary, therefore, to think of something, and in this emergence +recollecting _when_ she had seen him last in Hertfordshire, and +feeling curious to know what he would say on the subject of their hasty +departure, she observed: + +"How very suddenly you all quitted Netherfield last November, Mr. Darcy! +It must have been a most agreeable surprise to Mr. Bingley to see you +all after him so soon; for, if I recollect right, he went but the day +before. He and his sisters were well, I hope, when you left London?" + +"Perfectly so, I thank you." + +She found that she was to receive no other answer, and, after a short +pause added: + +"I think I have understood that Mr. Bingley has not much idea of ever +returning to Netherfield again?" + +"I have never heard him say so; but it is probable that he may spend +very little of his time there in the future. He has many friends, and +is at a time of life when friends and engagements are continually +increasing." + +"If he means to be but little at Netherfield, it would be better for +the neighbourhood that he should give up the place entirely, for then we +might possibly get a settled family there. But, perhaps, Mr. Bingley did +not take the house so much for the convenience of the neighbourhood as +for his own, and we must expect him to keep it or quit it on the same +principle." + +"I should not be surprised," said Darcy, "if he were to give it up as +soon as any eligible purchase offers." + +Elizabeth made no answer. She was afraid of talking longer of his +friend; and, having nothing else to say, was now determined to leave the +trouble of finding a subject to him. + +He took the hint, and soon began with, "This seems a very comfortable +house. Lady Catherine, I believe, did a great deal to it when Mr. +Collins first came to Hunsford." + +"I believe she did--and I am sure she could not have bestowed her +kindness on a more grateful object." + +"Mr. Collins appears to be very fortunate in his choice of a wife." + +"Yes, indeed, his friends may well rejoice in his having met with one +of the very few sensible women who would have accepted him, or have made +him happy if they had. My friend has an excellent understanding--though +I am not certain that I consider her marrying Mr. Collins as the +wisest thing she ever did. She seems perfectly happy, however, and in a +prudential light it is certainly a very good match for her." + +"It must be very agreeable for her to be settled within so easy a +distance of her own family and friends." + +"An easy distance, do you call it? It is nearly fifty miles." + +"And what is fifty miles of good road? Little more than half a day's +journey. Yes, I call it a _very_ easy distance." + +"I should never have considered the distance as one of the _advantages_ +of the match," cried Elizabeth. "I should never have said Mrs. Collins +was settled _near_ her family." + +"It is a proof of your own attachment to Hertfordshire. Anything beyond +the very neighbourhood of Longbourn, I suppose, would appear far." + +As he spoke there was a sort of smile which Elizabeth fancied she +understood; he must be supposing her to be thinking of Jane and +Netherfield, and she blushed as she answered: + +"I do not mean to say that a woman may not be settled too near her +family. The far and the near must be relative, and depend on many +varying circumstances. Where there is fortune to make the expenses of +travelling unimportant, distance becomes no evil. But that is not the +case _here_. Mr. and Mrs. Collins have a comfortable income, but not +such a one as will allow of frequent journeys--and I am persuaded my +friend would not call herself _near_ her family under less than _half_ +the present distance." + +Mr. Darcy drew his chair a little towards her, and said, "_You_ cannot +have a right to such very strong local attachment. _You_ cannot have +been always at Longbourn." + +Elizabeth looked surprised. The gentleman experienced some change of +feeling; he drew back his chair, took a newspaper from the table, and +glancing over it, said, in a colder voice: + +"Are you pleased with Kent?" + +A short dialogue on the subject of the country ensued, on either side +calm and concise--and soon put an end to by the entrance of Charlotte +and her sister, just returned from her walk. The tete-a-tete surprised +them. Mr. Darcy related the mistake which had occasioned his intruding +on Miss Bennet, and after sitting a few minutes longer without saying +much to anybody, went away. + +"What can be the meaning of this?" said Charlotte, as soon as he was +gone. "My dear, Eliza, he must be in love with you, or he would never +have called us in this familiar way." + +But when Elizabeth told of his silence, it did not seem very likely, +even to Charlotte's wishes, to be the case; and after various +conjectures, they could at last only suppose his visit to proceed from +the difficulty of finding anything to do, which was the more probable +from the time of year. All field sports were over. Within doors there +was Lady Catherine, books, and a billiard-table, but gentlemen cannot +always be within doors; and in the nearness of the Parsonage, or the +pleasantness of the walk to it, or of the people who lived in it, the +two cousins found a temptation from this period of walking thither +almost every day. They called at various times of the morning, sometimes +separately, sometimes together, and now and then accompanied by their +aunt. It was plain to them all that Colonel Fitzwilliam came because he +had pleasure in their society, a persuasion which of course recommended +him still more; and Elizabeth was reminded by her own satisfaction in +being with him, as well as by his evident admiration of her, of her +former favourite George Wickham; and though, in comparing them, she saw +there was less captivating softness in Colonel Fitzwilliam's manners, +she believed he might have the best informed mind. + +But why Mr. Darcy came so often to the Parsonage, it was more difficult +to understand. It could not be for society, as he frequently sat there +ten minutes together without opening his lips; and when he did speak, +it seemed the effect of necessity rather than of choice--a sacrifice +to propriety, not a pleasure to himself. He seldom appeared really +animated. Mrs. Collins knew not what to make of him. Colonel +Fitzwilliam's occasionally laughing at his stupidity, proved that he was +generally different, which her own knowledge of him could not have told +her; and as she would liked to have believed this change the effect +of love, and the object of that love her friend Eliza, she set herself +seriously to work to find it out. She watched him whenever they were at +Rosings, and whenever he came to Hunsford; but without much success. He +certainly looked at her friend a great deal, but the expression of that +look was disputable. It was an earnest, steadfast gaze, but she often +doubted whether there were much admiration in it, and sometimes it +seemed nothing but absence of mind. + +She had once or twice suggested to Elizabeth the possibility of his +being partial to her, but Elizabeth always laughed at the idea; and Mrs. +Collins did not think it right to press the subject, from the danger of +raising expectations which might only end in disappointment; for in her +opinion it admitted not of a doubt, that all her friend's dislike would +vanish, if she could suppose him to be in her power. + + +In her kind schemes for Elizabeth, she sometimes planned her marrying +Colonel Fitzwilliam. He was beyond comparison the most pleasant man; he +certainly admired her, and his situation in life was most eligible; but, +to counterbalance these advantages, Mr. Darcy had considerable patronage +in the church, and his cousin could have none at all. + + + +Chapter 33 + + +More than once did Elizabeth, in her ramble within the park, +unexpectedly meet Mr. Darcy. She felt all the perverseness of the +mischance that should bring him where no one else was brought, and, to +prevent its ever happening again, took care to inform him at first that +it was a favourite haunt of hers. How it could occur a second time, +therefore, was very odd! Yet it did, and even a third. It seemed like +wilful ill-nature, or a voluntary penance, for on these occasions it was +not merely a few formal inquiries and an awkward pause and then away, +but he actually thought it necessary to turn back and walk with her. He +never said a great deal, nor did she give herself the trouble of talking +or of listening much; but it struck her in the course of their third +rencontre that he was asking some odd unconnected questions--about +her pleasure in being at Hunsford, her love of solitary walks, and her +opinion of Mr. and Mrs. Collins's happiness; and that in speaking of +Rosings and her not perfectly understanding the house, he seemed to +expect that whenever she came into Kent again she would be staying +_there_ too. His words seemed to imply it. Could he have Colonel +Fitzwilliam in his thoughts? She supposed, if he meant anything, he must +mean an allusion to what might arise in that quarter. It distressed +her a little, and she was quite glad to find herself at the gate in the +pales opposite the Parsonage. + +She was engaged one day as she walked, in perusing Jane's last letter, +and dwelling on some passages which proved that Jane had not written in +spirits, when, instead of being again surprised by Mr. Darcy, she saw +on looking up that Colonel Fitzwilliam was meeting her. Putting away the +letter immediately and forcing a smile, she said: + +"I did not know before that you ever walked this way." + +"I have been making the tour of the park," he replied, "as I generally +do every year, and intend to close it with a call at the Parsonage. Are +you going much farther?" + +"No, I should have turned in a moment." + +And accordingly she did turn, and they walked towards the Parsonage +together. + +"Do you certainly leave Kent on Saturday?" said she. + +"Yes--if Darcy does not put it off again. But I am at his disposal. He +arranges the business just as he pleases." + +"And if not able to please himself in the arrangement, he has at least +pleasure in the great power of choice. I do not know anybody who seems +more to enjoy the power of doing what he likes than Mr. Darcy." + +"He likes to have his own way very well," replied Colonel Fitzwilliam. +"But so we all do. It is only that he has better means of having it +than many others, because he is rich, and many others are poor. I speak +feelingly. A younger son, you know, must be inured to self-denial and +dependence." + +"In my opinion, the younger son of an earl can know very little of +either. Now seriously, what have you ever known of self-denial and +dependence? When have you been prevented by want of money from going +wherever you chose, or procuring anything you had a fancy for?" + +"These are home questions--and perhaps I cannot say that I have +experienced many hardships of that nature. But in matters of greater +weight, I may suffer from want of money. Younger sons cannot marry where +they like." + +"Unless where they like women of fortune, which I think they very often +do." + +"Our habits of expense make us too dependent, and there are not many +in my rank of life who can afford to marry without some attention to +money." + +"Is this," thought Elizabeth, "meant for me?" and she coloured at the +idea; but, recovering herself, said in a lively tone, "And pray, what +is the usual price of an earl's younger son? Unless the elder brother is +very sickly, I suppose you would not ask above fifty thousand pounds." + +He answered her in the same style, and the subject dropped. To interrupt +a silence which might make him fancy her affected with what had passed, +she soon afterwards said: + +"I imagine your cousin brought you down with him chiefly for the sake of +having someone at his disposal. I wonder he does not marry, to secure a +lasting convenience of that kind. But, perhaps, his sister does as well +for the present, and, as she is under his sole care, he may do what he +likes with her." + +"No," said Colonel Fitzwilliam, "that is an advantage which he must +divide with me. I am joined with him in the guardianship of Miss Darcy." + +"Are you indeed? And pray what sort of guardians do you make? Does your +charge give you much trouble? Young ladies of her age are sometimes a +little difficult to manage, and if she has the true Darcy spirit, she +may like to have her own way." + +As she spoke she observed him looking at her earnestly; and the manner +in which he immediately asked her why she supposed Miss Darcy likely to +give them any uneasiness, convinced her that she had somehow or other +got pretty near the truth. She directly replied: + +"You need not be frightened. I never heard any harm of her; and I dare +say she is one of the most tractable creatures in the world. She is a +very great favourite with some ladies of my acquaintance, Mrs. Hurst and +Miss Bingley. I think I have heard you say that you know them." + +"I know them a little. Their brother is a pleasant gentlemanlike man--he +is a great friend of Darcy's." + +"Oh! yes," said Elizabeth drily; "Mr. Darcy is uncommonly kind to Mr. +Bingley, and takes a prodigious deal of care of him." + +"Care of him! Yes, I really believe Darcy _does_ take care of him in +those points where he most wants care. From something that he told me in +our journey hither, I have reason to think Bingley very much indebted to +him. But I ought to beg his pardon, for I have no right to suppose that +Bingley was the person meant. It was all conjecture." + +"What is it you mean?" + +"It is a circumstance which Darcy could not wish to be generally known, +because if it were to get round to the lady's family, it would be an +unpleasant thing." + +"You may depend upon my not mentioning it." + +"And remember that I have not much reason for supposing it to be +Bingley. What he told me was merely this: that he congratulated himself +on having lately saved a friend from the inconveniences of a most +imprudent marriage, but without mentioning names or any other +particulars, and I only suspected it to be Bingley from believing +him the kind of young man to get into a scrape of that sort, and from +knowing them to have been together the whole of last summer." + +"Did Mr. Darcy give you reasons for this interference?" + +"I understood that there were some very strong objections against the +lady." + +"And what arts did he use to separate them?" + +"He did not talk to me of his own arts," said Fitzwilliam, smiling. "He +only told me what I have now told you." + +Elizabeth made no answer, and walked on, her heart swelling with +indignation. After watching her a little, Fitzwilliam asked her why she +was so thoughtful. + +"I am thinking of what you have been telling me," said she. "Your +cousin's conduct does not suit my feelings. Why was he to be the judge?" + +"You are rather disposed to call his interference officious?" + +"I do not see what right Mr. Darcy had to decide on the propriety of his +friend's inclination, or why, upon his own judgement alone, he was to +determine and direct in what manner his friend was to be happy. +But," she continued, recollecting herself, "as we know none of the +particulars, it is not fair to condemn him. It is not to be supposed +that there was much affection in the case." + +"That is not an unnatural surmise," said Fitzwilliam, "but it is a +lessening of the honour of my cousin's triumph very sadly." + +This was spoken jestingly; but it appeared to her so just a picture +of Mr. Darcy, that she would not trust herself with an answer, and +therefore, abruptly changing the conversation talked on indifferent +matters until they reached the Parsonage. There, shut into her own room, +as soon as their visitor left them, she could think without interruption +of all that she had heard. It was not to be supposed that any other +people could be meant than those with whom she was connected. There +could not exist in the world _two_ men over whom Mr. Darcy could have +such boundless influence. That he had been concerned in the measures +taken to separate Bingley and Jane she had never doubted; but she had +always attributed to Miss Bingley the principal design and arrangement +of them. If his own vanity, however, did not mislead him, _he_ was +the cause, his pride and caprice were the cause, of all that Jane had +suffered, and still continued to suffer. He had ruined for a while +every hope of happiness for the most affectionate, generous heart in the +world; and no one could say how lasting an evil he might have inflicted. + +"There were some very strong objections against the lady," were Colonel +Fitzwilliam's words; and those strong objections probably were, her +having one uncle who was a country attorney, and another who was in +business in London. + +"To Jane herself," she exclaimed, "there could be no possibility of +objection; all loveliness and goodness as she is!--her understanding +excellent, her mind improved, and her manners captivating. Neither +could anything be urged against my father, who, though with some +peculiarities, has abilities Mr. Darcy himself need not disdain, and +respectability which he will probably never reach." When she thought of +her mother, her confidence gave way a little; but she would not allow +that any objections _there_ had material weight with Mr. Darcy, whose +pride, she was convinced, would receive a deeper wound from the want of +importance in his friend's connections, than from their want of sense; +and she was quite decided, at last, that he had been partly governed +by this worst kind of pride, and partly by the wish of retaining Mr. +Bingley for his sister. + +The agitation and tears which the subject occasioned, brought on a +headache; and it grew so much worse towards the evening, that, added to +her unwillingness to see Mr. Darcy, it determined her not to attend her +cousins to Rosings, where they were engaged to drink tea. Mrs. Collins, +seeing that she was really unwell, did not press her to go and as much +as possible prevented her husband from pressing her; but Mr. Collins +could not conceal his apprehension of Lady Catherine's being rather +displeased by her staying at home. + + + +Chapter 34 + + +When they were gone, Elizabeth, as if intending to exasperate herself +as much as possible against Mr. Darcy, chose for her employment the +examination of all the letters which Jane had written to her since her +being in Kent. They contained no actual complaint, nor was there any +revival of past occurrences, or any communication of present suffering. +But in all, and in almost every line of each, there was a want of that +cheerfulness which had been used to characterise her style, and which, +proceeding from the serenity of a mind at ease with itself and kindly +disposed towards everyone, had been scarcely ever clouded. Elizabeth +noticed every sentence conveying the idea of uneasiness, with an +attention which it had hardly received on the first perusal. Mr. Darcy's +shameful boast of what misery he had been able to inflict, gave her +a keener sense of her sister's sufferings. It was some consolation +to think that his visit to Rosings was to end on the day after the +next--and, a still greater, that in less than a fortnight she should +herself be with Jane again, and enabled to contribute to the recovery of +her spirits, by all that affection could do. + +She could not think of Darcy's leaving Kent without remembering that +his cousin was to go with him; but Colonel Fitzwilliam had made it clear +that he had no intentions at all, and agreeable as he was, she did not +mean to be unhappy about him. + +While settling this point, she was suddenly roused by the sound of the +door-bell, and her spirits were a little fluttered by the idea of its +being Colonel Fitzwilliam himself, who had once before called late in +the evening, and might now come to inquire particularly after her. +But this idea was soon banished, and her spirits were very differently +affected, when, to her utter amazement, she saw Mr. Darcy walk into the +room. In an hurried manner he immediately began an inquiry after her +health, imputing his visit to a wish of hearing that she were better. +She answered him with cold civility. He sat down for a few moments, and +then getting up, walked about the room. Elizabeth was surprised, but +said not a word. After a silence of several minutes, he came towards her +in an agitated manner, and thus began: + +"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be +repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love +you." + +Elizabeth's astonishment was beyond expression. She stared, coloured, +doubted, and was silent. This he considered sufficient encouragement; +and the avowal of all that he felt, and had long felt for her, +immediately followed. He spoke well; but there were feelings besides +those of the heart to be detailed; and he was not more eloquent on the +subject of tenderness than of pride. His sense of her inferiority--of +its being a degradation--of the family obstacles which had always +opposed to inclination, were dwelt on with a warmth which seemed due to +the consequence he was wounding, but was very unlikely to recommend his +suit. + +In spite of her deeply-rooted dislike, she could not be insensible to +the compliment of such a man's affection, and though her intentions did +not vary for an instant, she was at first sorry for the pain he was to +receive; till, roused to resentment by his subsequent language, she +lost all compassion in anger. She tried, however, to compose herself to +answer him with patience, when he should have done. He concluded with +representing to her the strength of that attachment which, in spite +of all his endeavours, he had found impossible to conquer; and with +expressing his hope that it would now be rewarded by her acceptance of +his hand. As he said this, she could easily see that he had no doubt +of a favourable answer. He _spoke_ of apprehension and anxiety, but +his countenance expressed real security. Such a circumstance could +only exasperate farther, and, when he ceased, the colour rose into her +cheeks, and she said: + +"In such cases as this, it is, I believe, the established mode to +express a sense of obligation for the sentiments avowed, however +unequally they may be returned. It is natural that obligation should +be felt, and if I could _feel_ gratitude, I would now thank you. But I +cannot--I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly +bestowed it most unwillingly. I am sorry to have occasioned pain to +anyone. It has been most unconsciously done, however, and I hope will be +of short duration. The feelings which, you tell me, have long prevented +the acknowledgment of your regard, can have little difficulty in +overcoming it after this explanation." + +Mr. Darcy, who was leaning against the mantelpiece with his eyes fixed +on her face, seemed to catch her words with no less resentment than +surprise. His complexion became pale with anger, and the disturbance +of his mind was visible in every feature. He was struggling for the +appearance of composure, and would not open his lips till he believed +himself to have attained it. The pause was to Elizabeth's feelings +dreadful. At length, with a voice of forced calmness, he said: + +"And this is all the reply which I am to have the honour of expecting! +I might, perhaps, wish to be informed why, with so little _endeavour_ at +civility, I am thus rejected. But it is of small importance." + +"I might as well inquire," replied she, "why with so evident a desire +of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me +against your will, against your reason, and even against your character? +Was not this some excuse for incivility, if I _was_ uncivil? But I have +other provocations. You know I have. Had not my feelings decided against +you--had they been indifferent, or had they even been favourable, do you +think that any consideration would tempt me to accept the man who has +been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most +beloved sister?" + +As she pronounced these words, Mr. Darcy changed colour; but the emotion +was short, and he listened without attempting to interrupt her while she +continued: + +"I have every reason in the world to think ill of you. No motive can +excuse the unjust and ungenerous part you acted _there_. You dare not, +you cannot deny, that you have been the principal, if not the only means +of dividing them from each other--of exposing one to the censure of the +world for caprice and instability, and the other to its derision for +disappointed hopes, and involving them both in misery of the acutest +kind." + +She paused, and saw with no slight indignation that he was listening +with an air which proved him wholly unmoved by any feeling of remorse. +He even looked at her with a smile of affected incredulity. + +"Can you deny that you have done it?" she repeated. + +With assumed tranquillity he then replied: "I have no wish of denying +that I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your +sister, or that I rejoice in my success. Towards _him_ I have been +kinder than towards myself." + +Elizabeth disdained the appearance of noticing this civil reflection, +but its meaning did not escape, nor was it likely to conciliate her. + +"But it is not merely this affair," she continued, "on which my dislike +is founded. Long before it had taken place my opinion of you was +decided. Your character was unfolded in the recital which I received +many months ago from Mr. Wickham. On this subject, what can you have to +say? In what imaginary act of friendship can you here defend yourself? +or under what misrepresentation can you here impose upon others?" + +"You take an eager interest in that gentleman's concerns," said Darcy, +in a less tranquil tone, and with a heightened colour. + +"Who that knows what his misfortunes have been, can help feeling an +interest in him?" + +"His misfortunes!" repeated Darcy contemptuously; "yes, his misfortunes +have been great indeed." + +"And of your infliction," cried Elizabeth with energy. "You have reduced +him to his present state of poverty--comparative poverty. You have +withheld the advantages which you must know to have been designed for +him. You have deprived the best years of his life of that independence +which was no less his due than his desert. You have done all this! +and yet you can treat the mention of his misfortune with contempt and +ridicule." + +"And this," cried Darcy, as he walked with quick steps across the room, +"is your opinion of me! This is the estimation in which you hold me! +I thank you for explaining it so fully. My faults, according to this +calculation, are heavy indeed! But perhaps," added he, stopping in +his walk, and turning towards her, "these offenses might have been +overlooked, had not your pride been hurt by my honest confession of the +scruples that had long prevented my forming any serious design. These +bitter accusations might have been suppressed, had I, with greater +policy, concealed my struggles, and flattered you into the belief of +my being impelled by unqualified, unalloyed inclination; by reason, by +reflection, by everything. But disguise of every sort is my abhorrence. +Nor am I ashamed of the feelings I related. They were natural and +just. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your +connections?--to congratulate myself on the hope of relations, whose +condition in life is so decidedly beneath my own?" + +Elizabeth felt herself growing more angry every moment; yet she tried to +the utmost to speak with composure when she said: + +"You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you suppose that the mode of your +declaration affected me in any other way, than as it spared me the concern +which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more +gentlemanlike manner." + +She saw him start at this, but he said nothing, and she continued: + +"You could not have made the offer of your hand in any possible way that +would have tempted me to accept it." + +Again his astonishment was obvious; and he looked at her with an +expression of mingled incredulity and mortification. She went on: + +"From the very beginning--from the first moment, I may almost say--of +my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest +belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of +the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of +disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a +dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the +last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry." + +"You have said quite enough, madam. I perfectly comprehend your +feelings, and have now only to be ashamed of what my own have been. +Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best +wishes for your health and happiness." + +And with these words he hastily left the room, and Elizabeth heard him +the next moment open the front door and quit the house. + +The tumult of her mind, was now painfully great. She knew not how +to support herself, and from actual weakness sat down and cried for +half-an-hour. Her astonishment, as she reflected on what had passed, +was increased by every review of it. That she should receive an offer of +marriage from Mr. Darcy! That he should have been in love with her for +so many months! So much in love as to wish to marry her in spite of +all the objections which had made him prevent his friend's marrying +her sister, and which must appear at least with equal force in his +own case--was almost incredible! It was gratifying to have inspired +unconsciously so strong an affection. But his pride, his abominable +pride--his shameless avowal of what he had done with respect to +Jane--his unpardonable assurance in acknowledging, though he could +not justify it, and the unfeeling manner in which he had mentioned Mr. +Wickham, his cruelty towards whom he had not attempted to deny, soon +overcame the pity which the consideration of his attachment had for +a moment excited. She continued in very agitated reflections till the +sound of Lady Catherine's carriage made her feel how unequal she was to +encounter Charlotte's observation, and hurried her away to her room. + + + +Chapter 35 + + +Elizabeth awoke the next morning to the same thoughts and meditations +which had at length closed her eyes. She could not yet recover from the +surprise of what had happened; it was impossible to think of anything +else; and, totally indisposed for employment, she resolved, soon after +breakfast, to indulge herself in air and exercise. She was proceeding +directly to her favourite walk, when the recollection of Mr. Darcy's +sometimes coming there stopped her, and instead of entering the park, +she turned up the lane, which led farther from the turnpike-road. The +park paling was still the boundary on one side, and she soon passed one +of the gates into the ground. + +After walking two or three times along that part of the lane, she was +tempted, by the pleasantness of the morning, to stop at the gates and +look into the park. The five weeks which she had now passed in Kent had +made a great difference in the country, and every day was adding to the +verdure of the early trees. She was on the point of continuing her walk, +when she caught a glimpse of a gentleman within the sort of grove which +edged the park; he was moving that way; and, fearful of its being Mr. +Darcy, she was directly retreating. But the person who advanced was now +near enough to see her, and stepping forward with eagerness, pronounced +her name. She had turned away; but on hearing herself called, though +in a voice which proved it to be Mr. Darcy, she moved again towards the +gate. He had by that time reached it also, and, holding out a letter, +which she instinctively took, said, with a look of haughty composure, +"I have been walking in the grove some time in the hope of meeting you. +Will you do me the honour of reading that letter?" And then, with a +slight bow, turned again into the plantation, and was soon out of sight. + +With no expectation of pleasure, but with the strongest curiosity, +Elizabeth opened the letter, and, to her still increasing wonder, +perceived an envelope containing two sheets of letter-paper, written +quite through, in a very close hand. The envelope itself was likewise +full. Pursuing her way along the lane, she then began it. It was dated +from Rosings, at eight o'clock in the morning, and was as follows:-- + +"Be not alarmed, madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension +of its containing any repetition of those sentiments or renewal of those +offers which were last night so disgusting to you. I write without any +intention of paining you, or humbling myself, by dwelling on wishes +which, for the happiness of both, cannot be too soon forgotten; and the +effort which the formation and the perusal of this letter must occasion, +should have been spared, had not my character required it to be written +and read. You must, therefore, pardon the freedom with which I demand +your attention; your feelings, I know, will bestow it unwillingly, but I +demand it of your justice. + +"Two offenses of a very different nature, and by no means of equal +magnitude, you last night laid to my charge. The first mentioned was, +that, regardless of the sentiments of either, I had detached Mr. Bingley +from your sister, and the other, that I had, in defiance of various +claims, in defiance of honour and humanity, ruined the immediate +prosperity and blasted the prospects of Mr. Wickham. Wilfully and +wantonly to have thrown off the companion of my youth, the acknowledged +favourite of my father, a young man who had scarcely any other +dependence than on our patronage, and who had been brought up to expect +its exertion, would be a depravity, to which the separation of two young +persons, whose affection could be the growth of only a few weeks, could +bear no comparison. But from the severity of that blame which was last +night so liberally bestowed, respecting each circumstance, I shall hope +to be in the future secured, when the following account of my actions +and their motives has been read. If, in the explanation of them, which +is due to myself, I am under the necessity of relating feelings which +may be offensive to yours, I can only say that I am sorry. The necessity +must be obeyed, and further apology would be absurd. + +"I had not been long in Hertfordshire, before I saw, in common with +others, that Bingley preferred your elder sister to any other young +woman in the country. But it was not till the evening of the dance +at Netherfield that I had any apprehension of his feeling a serious +attachment. I had often seen him in love before. At that ball, while I +had the honour of dancing with you, I was first made acquainted, by Sir +William Lucas's accidental information, that Bingley's attentions to +your sister had given rise to a general expectation of their marriage. +He spoke of it as a certain event, of which the time alone could +be undecided. From that moment I observed my friend's behaviour +attentively; and I could then perceive that his partiality for Miss +Bennet was beyond what I had ever witnessed in him. Your sister I also +watched. Her look and manners were open, cheerful, and engaging as ever, +but without any symptom of peculiar regard, and I remained convinced +from the evening's scrutiny, that though she received his attentions +with pleasure, she did not invite them by any participation of +sentiment. If _you_ have not been mistaken here, _I_ must have been +in error. Your superior knowledge of your sister must make the latter +probable. If it be so, if I have been misled by such error to inflict +pain on her, your resentment has not been unreasonable. But I shall not +scruple to assert, that the serenity of your sister's countenance and +air was such as might have given the most acute observer a conviction +that, however amiable her temper, her heart was not likely to be +easily touched. That I was desirous of believing her indifferent is +certain--but I will venture to say that my investigation and decisions +are not usually influenced by my hopes or fears. I did not believe +her to be indifferent because I wished it; I believed it on impartial +conviction, as truly as I wished it in reason. My objections to the +marriage were not merely those which I last night acknowledged to have +the utmost force of passion to put aside, in my own case; the want of +connection could not be so great an evil to my friend as to me. But +there were other causes of repugnance; causes which, though still +existing, and existing to an equal degree in both instances, I had +myself endeavoured to forget, because they were not immediately before +me. These causes must be stated, though briefly. The situation of your +mother's family, though objectionable, was nothing in comparison to that +total want of propriety so frequently, so almost uniformly betrayed by +herself, by your three younger sisters, and occasionally even by your +father. Pardon me. It pains me to offend you. But amidst your concern +for the defects of your nearest relations, and your displeasure at this +representation of them, let it give you consolation to consider that, to +have conducted yourselves so as to avoid any share of the like censure, +is praise no less generally bestowed on you and your elder sister, than +it is honourable to the sense and disposition of both. I will only say +farther that from what passed that evening, my opinion of all parties +was confirmed, and every inducement heightened which could have led +me before, to preserve my friend from what I esteemed a most unhappy +connection. He left Netherfield for London, on the day following, as +you, I am certain, remember, with the design of soon returning. + +"The part which I acted is now to be explained. His sisters' uneasiness +had been equally excited with my own; our coincidence of feeling was +soon discovered, and, alike sensible that no time was to be lost in +detaching their brother, we shortly resolved on joining him directly in +London. We accordingly went--and there I readily engaged in the office +of pointing out to my friend the certain evils of such a choice. I +described, and enforced them earnestly. But, however this remonstrance +might have staggered or delayed his determination, I do not suppose +that it would ultimately have prevented the marriage, had it not been +seconded by the assurance that I hesitated not in giving, of your +sister's indifference. He had before believed her to return his +affection with sincere, if not with equal regard. But Bingley has great +natural modesty, with a stronger dependence on my judgement than on his +own. To convince him, therefore, that he had deceived himself, was +no very difficult point. To persuade him against returning into +Hertfordshire, when that conviction had been given, was scarcely the +work of a moment. I cannot blame myself for having done thus much. There +is but one part of my conduct in the whole affair on which I do not +reflect with satisfaction; it is that I condescended to adopt the +measures of art so far as to conceal from him your sister's being in +town. I knew it myself, as it was known to Miss Bingley; but her +brother is even yet ignorant of it. That they might have met without +ill consequence is perhaps probable; but his regard did not appear to me +enough extinguished for him to see her without some danger. Perhaps this +concealment, this disguise was beneath me; it is done, however, and it +was done for the best. On this subject I have nothing more to say, no +other apology to offer. If I have wounded your sister's feelings, it +was unknowingly done and though the motives which governed me may to +you very naturally appear insufficient, I have not yet learnt to condemn +them. + +"With respect to that other, more weighty accusation, of having injured +Mr. Wickham, I can only refute it by laying before you the whole of his +connection with my family. Of what he has _particularly_ accused me I +am ignorant; but of the truth of what I shall relate, I can summon more +than one witness of undoubted veracity. + +"Mr. Wickham is the son of a very respectable man, who had for many +years the management of all the Pemberley estates, and whose good +conduct in the discharge of his trust naturally inclined my father to +be of service to him; and on George Wickham, who was his godson, his +kindness was therefore liberally bestowed. My father supported him at +school, and afterwards at Cambridge--most important assistance, as his +own father, always poor from the extravagance of his wife, would have +been unable to give him a gentleman's education. My father was not only +fond of this young man's society, whose manners were always engaging; he +had also the highest opinion of him, and hoping the church would be +his profession, intended to provide for him in it. As for myself, it is +many, many years since I first began to think of him in a very different +manner. The vicious propensities--the want of principle, which he was +careful to guard from the knowledge of his best friend, could not escape +the observation of a young man of nearly the same age with himself, +and who had opportunities of seeing him in unguarded moments, which Mr. +Darcy could not have. Here again I shall give you pain--to what degree +you only can tell. But whatever may be the sentiments which Mr. Wickham +has created, a suspicion of their nature shall not prevent me from +unfolding his real character--it adds even another motive. + +"My excellent father died about five years ago; and his attachment to +Mr. Wickham was to the last so steady, that in his will he particularly +recommended it to me, to promote his advancement in the best manner +that his profession might allow--and if he took orders, desired that a +valuable family living might be his as soon as it became vacant. There +was also a legacy of one thousand pounds. His own father did not long +survive mine, and within half a year from these events, Mr. Wickham +wrote to inform me that, having finally resolved against taking orders, +he hoped I should not think it unreasonable for him to expect some more +immediate pecuniary advantage, in lieu of the preferment, by which he +could not be benefited. He had some intention, he added, of studying +law, and I must be aware that the interest of one thousand pounds would +be a very insufficient support therein. I rather wished, than believed +him to be sincere; but, at any rate, was perfectly ready to accede to +his proposal. I knew that Mr. Wickham ought not to be a clergyman; the +business was therefore soon settled--he resigned all claim to assistance +in the church, were it possible that he could ever be in a situation to +receive it, and accepted in return three thousand pounds. All connection +between us seemed now dissolved. I thought too ill of him to invite him +to Pemberley, or admit his society in town. In town I believe he chiefly +lived, but his studying the law was a mere pretence, and being now free +from all restraint, his life was a life of idleness and dissipation. +For about three years I heard little of him; but on the decease of the +incumbent of the living which had been designed for him, he applied to +me again by letter for the presentation. His circumstances, he assured +me, and I had no difficulty in believing it, were exceedingly bad. He +had found the law a most unprofitable study, and was now absolutely +resolved on being ordained, if I would present him to the living in +question--of which he trusted there could be little doubt, as he was +well assured that I had no other person to provide for, and I could not +have forgotten my revered father's intentions. You will hardly blame +me for refusing to comply with this entreaty, or for resisting every +repetition to it. His resentment was in proportion to the distress of +his circumstances--and he was doubtless as violent in his abuse of me +to others as in his reproaches to myself. After this period every +appearance of acquaintance was dropped. How he lived I know not. But +last summer he was again most painfully obtruded on my notice. + +"I must now mention a circumstance which I would wish to forget myself, +and which no obligation less than the present should induce me to unfold +to any human being. Having said thus much, I feel no doubt of your +secrecy. My sister, who is more than ten years my junior, was left to +the guardianship of my mother's nephew, Colonel Fitzwilliam, and myself. +About a year ago, she was taken from school, and an establishment formed +for her in London; and last summer she went with the lady who presided +over it, to Ramsgate; and thither also went Mr. Wickham, undoubtedly by +design; for there proved to have been a prior acquaintance between him +and Mrs. Younge, in whose character we were most unhappily deceived; and +by her connivance and aid, he so far recommended himself to Georgiana, +whose affectionate heart retained a strong impression of his kindness to +her as a child, that she was persuaded to believe herself in love, and +to consent to an elopement. She was then but fifteen, which must be her +excuse; and after stating her imprudence, I am happy to add, that I owed +the knowledge of it to herself. I joined them unexpectedly a day or two +before the intended elopement, and then Georgiana, unable to support the +idea of grieving and offending a brother whom she almost looked up to as +a father, acknowledged the whole to me. You may imagine what I felt and +how I acted. Regard for my sister's credit and feelings prevented +any public exposure; but I wrote to Mr. Wickham, who left the place +immediately, and Mrs. Younge was of course removed from her charge. Mr. +Wickham's chief object was unquestionably my sister's fortune, which +is thirty thousand pounds; but I cannot help supposing that the hope of +revenging himself on me was a strong inducement. His revenge would have +been complete indeed. + +"This, madam, is a faithful narrative of every event in which we have +been concerned together; and if you do not absolutely reject it as +false, you will, I hope, acquit me henceforth of cruelty towards Mr. +Wickham. I know not in what manner, under what form of falsehood he +had imposed on you; but his success is not perhaps to be wondered +at. Ignorant as you previously were of everything concerning either, +detection could not be in your power, and suspicion certainly not in +your inclination. + +"You may possibly wonder why all this was not told you last night; but +I was not then master enough of myself to know what could or ought to +be revealed. For the truth of everything here related, I can appeal more +particularly to the testimony of Colonel Fitzwilliam, who, from our +near relationship and constant intimacy, and, still more, as one of +the executors of my father's will, has been unavoidably acquainted +with every particular of these transactions. If your abhorrence of _me_ +should make _my_ assertions valueless, you cannot be prevented by +the same cause from confiding in my cousin; and that there may be +the possibility of consulting him, I shall endeavour to find some +opportunity of putting this letter in your hands in the course of the +morning. I will only add, God bless you. + +"FITZWILLIAM DARCY" + + + +Chapter 36 + + +If Elizabeth, when Mr. Darcy gave her the letter, did not expect it to +contain a renewal of his offers, she had formed no expectation at all of +its contents. But such as they were, it may well be supposed how eagerly +she went through them, and what a contrariety of emotion they excited. +Her feelings as she read were scarcely to be defined. With amazement did +she first understand that he believed any apology to be in his power; +and steadfastly was she persuaded, that he could have no explanation +to give, which a just sense of shame would not conceal. With a strong +prejudice against everything he might say, she began his account of what +had happened at Netherfield. She read with an eagerness which hardly +left her power of comprehension, and from impatience of knowing what the +next sentence might bring, was incapable of attending to the sense of +the one before her eyes. His belief of her sister's insensibility she +instantly resolved to be false; and his account of the real, the worst +objections to the match, made her too angry to have any wish of doing +him justice. He expressed no regret for what he had done which satisfied +her; his style was not penitent, but haughty. It was all pride and +insolence. + +But when this subject was succeeded by his account of Mr. Wickham--when +she read with somewhat clearer attention a relation of events which, +if true, must overthrow every cherished opinion of his worth, and which +bore so alarming an affinity to his own history of himself--her +feelings were yet more acutely painful and more difficult of definition. +Astonishment, apprehension, and even horror, oppressed her. She wished +to discredit it entirely, repeatedly exclaiming, "This must be false! +This cannot be! This must be the grossest falsehood!"--and when she had +gone through the whole letter, though scarcely knowing anything of the +last page or two, put it hastily away, protesting that she would not +regard it, that she would never look in it again. + +In this perturbed state of mind, with thoughts that could rest on +nothing, she walked on; but it would not do; in half a minute the letter +was unfolded again, and collecting herself as well as she could, she +again began the mortifying perusal of all that related to Wickham, and +commanded herself so far as to examine the meaning of every sentence. +The account of his connection with the Pemberley family was exactly what +he had related himself; and the kindness of the late Mr. Darcy, though +she had not before known its extent, agreed equally well with his own +words. So far each recital confirmed the other; but when she came to the +will, the difference was great. What Wickham had said of the living +was fresh in her memory, and as she recalled his very words, it was +impossible not to feel that there was gross duplicity on one side or the +other; and, for a few moments, she flattered herself that her wishes did +not err. But when she read and re-read with the closest attention, the +particulars immediately following of Wickham's resigning all pretensions +to the living, of his receiving in lieu so considerable a sum as three +thousand pounds, again was she forced to hesitate. She put down +the letter, weighed every circumstance with what she meant to be +impartiality--deliberated on the probability of each statement--but with +little success. On both sides it was only assertion. Again she read +on; but every line proved more clearly that the affair, which she had +believed it impossible that any contrivance could so represent as to +render Mr. Darcy's conduct in it less than infamous, was capable of a +turn which must make him entirely blameless throughout the whole. + +The extravagance and general profligacy which he scrupled not to lay at +Mr. Wickham's charge, exceedingly shocked her; the more so, as she could +bring no proof of its injustice. She had never heard of him before his +entrance into the ----shire Militia, in which he had engaged at the +persuasion of the young man who, on meeting him accidentally in town, +had there renewed a slight acquaintance. Of his former way of life +nothing had been known in Hertfordshire but what he told himself. As +to his real character, had information been in her power, she had +never felt a wish of inquiring. His countenance, voice, and manner had +established him at once in the possession of every virtue. She tried +to recollect some instance of goodness, some distinguished trait of +integrity or benevolence, that might rescue him from the attacks of +Mr. Darcy; or at least, by the predominance of virtue, atone for those +casual errors under which she would endeavour to class what Mr. Darcy +had described as the idleness and vice of many years' continuance. But +no such recollection befriended her. She could see him instantly before +her, in every charm of air and address; but she could remember no more +substantial good than the general approbation of the neighbourhood, and +the regard which his social powers had gained him in the mess. After +pausing on this point a considerable while, she once more continued to +read. But, alas! the story which followed, of his designs on Miss +Darcy, received some confirmation from what had passed between Colonel +Fitzwilliam and herself only the morning before; and at last she was +referred for the truth of every particular to Colonel Fitzwilliam +himself--from whom she had previously received the information of his +near concern in all his cousin's affairs, and whose character she had no +reason to question. At one time she had almost resolved on applying to +him, but the idea was checked by the awkwardness of the application, and +at length wholly banished by the conviction that Mr. Darcy would never +have hazarded such a proposal, if he had not been well assured of his +cousin's corroboration. + +She perfectly remembered everything that had passed in conversation +between Wickham and herself, in their first evening at Mr. Phillips's. +Many of his expressions were still fresh in her memory. She was _now_ +struck with the impropriety of such communications to a stranger, and +wondered it had escaped her before. She saw the indelicacy of putting +himself forward as he had done, and the inconsistency of his professions +with his conduct. She remembered that he had boasted of having no fear +of seeing Mr. Darcy--that Mr. Darcy might leave the country, but that +_he_ should stand his ground; yet he had avoided the Netherfield ball +the very next week. She remembered also that, till the Netherfield +family had quitted the country, he had told his story to no one but +herself; but that after their removal it had been everywhere discussed; +that he had then no reserves, no scruples in sinking Mr. Darcy's +character, though he had assured her that respect for the father would +always prevent his exposing the son. + +How differently did everything now appear in which he was concerned! +His attentions to Miss King were now the consequence of views solely and +hatefully mercenary; and the mediocrity of her fortune proved no longer +the moderation of his wishes, but his eagerness to grasp at anything. +His behaviour to herself could now have had no tolerable motive; he had +either been deceived with regard to her fortune, or had been gratifying +his vanity by encouraging the preference which she believed she had most +incautiously shown. Every lingering struggle in his favour grew fainter +and fainter; and in farther justification of Mr. Darcy, she could not +but allow that Mr. Bingley, when questioned by Jane, had long ago +asserted his blamelessness in the affair; that proud and repulsive as +were his manners, she had never, in the whole course of their +acquaintance--an acquaintance which had latterly brought them much +together, and given her a sort of intimacy with his ways--seen anything +that betrayed him to be unprincipled or unjust--anything that spoke him +of irreligious or immoral habits; that among his own connections he was +esteemed and valued--that even Wickham had allowed him merit as a +brother, and that she had often heard him speak so affectionately of his +sister as to prove him capable of _some_ amiable feeling; that had his +actions been what Mr. Wickham represented them, so gross a violation of +everything right could hardly have been concealed from the world; and +that friendship between a person capable of it, and such an amiable man +as Mr. Bingley, was incomprehensible. + +She grew absolutely ashamed of herself. Of neither Darcy nor Wickham +could she think without feeling she had been blind, partial, prejudiced, +absurd. + +"How despicably I have acted!" she cried; "I, who have prided myself +on my discernment! I, who have valued myself on my abilities! who have +often disdained the generous candour of my sister, and gratified +my vanity in useless or blameable mistrust! How humiliating is this +discovery! Yet, how just a humiliation! Had I been in love, I could +not have been more wretchedly blind! But vanity, not love, has been my +folly. Pleased with the preference of one, and offended by the neglect +of the other, on the very beginning of our acquaintance, I have courted +prepossession and ignorance, and driven reason away, where either were +concerned. Till this moment I never knew myself." + +From herself to Jane--from Jane to Bingley, her thoughts were in a line +which soon brought to her recollection that Mr. Darcy's explanation +_there_ had appeared very insufficient, and she read it again. Widely +different was the effect of a second perusal. How could she deny that +credit to his assertions in one instance, which she had been obliged to +give in the other? He declared himself to be totally unsuspicious of her +sister's attachment; and she could not help remembering what Charlotte's +opinion had always been. Neither could she deny the justice of his +description of Jane. She felt that Jane's feelings, though fervent, were +little displayed, and that there was a constant complacency in her air +and manner not often united with great sensibility. + +When she came to that part of the letter in which her family were +mentioned in terms of such mortifying, yet merited reproach, her sense +of shame was severe. The justice of the charge struck her too forcibly +for denial, and the circumstances to which he particularly alluded as +having passed at the Netherfield ball, and as confirming all his first +disapprobation, could not have made a stronger impression on his mind +than on hers. + +The compliment to herself and her sister was not unfelt. It soothed, +but it could not console her for the contempt which had thus been +self-attracted by the rest of her family; and as she considered +that Jane's disappointment had in fact been the work of her nearest +relations, and reflected how materially the credit of both must be hurt +by such impropriety of conduct, she felt depressed beyond anything she +had ever known before. + +After wandering along the lane for two hours, giving way to every +variety of thought--re-considering events, determining probabilities, +and reconciling herself, as well as she could, to a change so sudden and +so important, fatigue, and a recollection of her long absence, made +her at length return home; and she entered the house with the wish +of appearing cheerful as usual, and the resolution of repressing such +reflections as must make her unfit for conversation. + +She was immediately told that the two gentlemen from Rosings had each +called during her absence; Mr. Darcy, only for a few minutes, to take +leave--but that Colonel Fitzwilliam had been sitting with them at least +an hour, hoping for her return, and almost resolving to walk after her +till she could be found. Elizabeth could but just _affect_ concern +in missing him; she really rejoiced at it. Colonel Fitzwilliam was no +longer an object; she could think only of her letter. + + + +Chapter 37 + + +The two gentlemen left Rosings the next morning, and Mr. Collins having +been in waiting near the lodges, to make them his parting obeisance, was +able to bring home the pleasing intelligence, of their appearing in very +good health, and in as tolerable spirits as could be expected, after the +melancholy scene so lately gone through at Rosings. To Rosings he then +hastened, to console Lady Catherine and her daughter; and on his return +brought back, with great satisfaction, a message from her ladyship, +importing that she felt herself so dull as to make her very desirous of +having them all to dine with her. + +Elizabeth could not see Lady Catherine without recollecting that, had +she chosen it, she might by this time have been presented to her as +her future niece; nor could she think, without a smile, of what her +ladyship's indignation would have been. "What would she have said? how +would she have behaved?" were questions with which she amused herself. + +Their first subject was the diminution of the Rosings party. "I assure +you, I feel it exceedingly," said Lady Catherine; "I believe no one +feels the loss of friends so much as I do. But I am particularly +attached to these young men, and know them to be so much attached to +me! They were excessively sorry to go! But so they always are. The +dear Colonel rallied his spirits tolerably till just at last; but Darcy +seemed to feel it most acutely, more, I think, than last year. His +attachment to Rosings certainly increases." + +Mr. Collins had a compliment, and an allusion to throw in here, which +were kindly smiled on by the mother and daughter. + +Lady Catherine observed, after dinner, that Miss Bennet seemed out of +spirits, and immediately accounting for it by herself, by supposing that +she did not like to go home again so soon, she added: + +"But if that is the case, you must write to your mother and beg that +you may stay a little longer. Mrs. Collins will be very glad of your +company, I am sure." + +"I am much obliged to your ladyship for your kind invitation," replied +Elizabeth, "but it is not in my power to accept it. I must be in town +next Saturday." + +"Why, at that rate, you will have been here only six weeks. I expected +you to stay two months. I told Mrs. Collins so before you came. There +can be no occasion for your going so soon. Mrs. Bennet could certainly +spare you for another fortnight." + +"But my father cannot. He wrote last week to hurry my return." + +"Oh! your father of course may spare you, if your mother can. Daughters +are never of so much consequence to a father. And if you will stay +another _month_ complete, it will be in my power to take one of you as +far as London, for I am going there early in June, for a week; and as +Dawson does not object to the barouche-box, there will be very good room +for one of you--and indeed, if the weather should happen to be cool, I +should not object to taking you both, as you are neither of you large." + +"You are all kindness, madam; but I believe we must abide by our +original plan." + +Lady Catherine seemed resigned. "Mrs. Collins, you must send a servant +with them. You know I always speak my mind, and I cannot bear the idea +of two young women travelling post by themselves. It is highly improper. +You must contrive to send somebody. I have the greatest dislike in +the world to that sort of thing. Young women should always be properly +guarded and attended, according to their situation in life. When my +niece Georgiana went to Ramsgate last summer, I made a point of her +having two men-servants go with her. Miss Darcy, the daughter of +Mr. Darcy, of Pemberley, and Lady Anne, could not have appeared with +propriety in a different manner. I am excessively attentive to all those +things. You must send John with the young ladies, Mrs. Collins. I +am glad it occurred to me to mention it; for it would really be +discreditable to _you_ to let them go alone." + +"My uncle is to send a servant for us." + +"Oh! Your uncle! He keeps a man-servant, does he? I am very glad you +have somebody who thinks of these things. Where shall you change horses? +Oh! Bromley, of course. If you mention my name at the Bell, you will be +attended to." + +Lady Catherine had many other questions to ask respecting their journey, +and as she did not answer them all herself, attention was necessary, +which Elizabeth believed to be lucky for her; or, with a mind so +occupied, she might have forgotten where she was. Reflection must be +reserved for solitary hours; whenever she was alone, she gave way to it +as the greatest relief; and not a day went by without a solitary +walk, in which she might indulge in all the delight of unpleasant +recollections. + +Mr. Darcy's letter she was in a fair way of soon knowing by heart. She +studied every sentence; and her feelings towards its writer were at +times widely different. When she remembered the style of his address, +she was still full of indignation; but when she considered how unjustly +she had condemned and upbraided him, her anger was turned against +herself; and his disappointed feelings became the object of compassion. +His attachment excited gratitude, his general character respect; but she +could not approve him; nor could she for a moment repent her refusal, +or feel the slightest inclination ever to see him again. In her own past +behaviour, there was a constant source of vexation and regret; and in +the unhappy defects of her family, a subject of yet heavier chagrin. +They were hopeless of remedy. Her father, contented with laughing at +them, would never exert himself to restrain the wild giddiness of his +youngest daughters; and her mother, with manners so far from right +herself, was entirely insensible of the evil. Elizabeth had frequently +united with Jane in an endeavour to check the imprudence of Catherine +and Lydia; but while they were supported by their mother's indulgence, +what chance could there be of improvement? Catherine, weak-spirited, +irritable, and completely under Lydia's guidance, had been always +affronted by their advice; and Lydia, self-willed and careless, would +scarcely give them a hearing. They were ignorant, idle, and vain. While +there was an officer in Meryton, they would flirt with him; and while +Meryton was within a walk of Longbourn, they would be going there +forever. + +Anxiety on Jane's behalf was another prevailing concern; and Mr. Darcy's +explanation, by restoring Bingley to all her former good opinion, +heightened the sense of what Jane had lost. His affection was proved +to have been sincere, and his conduct cleared of all blame, unless any +could attach to the implicitness of his confidence in his friend. How +grievous then was the thought that, of a situation so desirable in every +respect, so replete with advantage, so promising for happiness, Jane had +been deprived, by the folly and indecorum of her own family! + +When to these recollections was added the development of Wickham's +character, it may be easily believed that the happy spirits which had +seldom been depressed before, were now so much affected as to make it +almost impossible for her to appear tolerably cheerful. + +Their engagements at Rosings were as frequent during the last week of +her stay as they had been at first. The very last evening was spent +there; and her ladyship again inquired minutely into the particulars of +their journey, gave them directions as to the best method of packing, +and was so urgent on the necessity of placing gowns in the only right +way, that Maria thought herself obliged, on her return, to undo all the +work of the morning, and pack her trunk afresh. + +When they parted, Lady Catherine, with great condescension, wished them +a good journey, and invited them to come to Hunsford again next year; +and Miss de Bourgh exerted herself so far as to curtsey and hold out her +hand to both. + + + +Chapter 38 + + +On Saturday morning Elizabeth and Mr. Collins met for breakfast a few +minutes before the others appeared; and he took the opportunity of +paying the parting civilities which he deemed indispensably necessary. + +"I know not, Miss Elizabeth," said he, "whether Mrs. Collins has yet +expressed her sense of your kindness in coming to us; but I am very +certain you will not leave the house without receiving her thanks for +it. The favour of your company has been much felt, I assure you. We +know how little there is to tempt anyone to our humble abode. Our plain +manner of living, our small rooms and few domestics, and the little we +see of the world, must make Hunsford extremely dull to a young lady like +yourself; but I hope you will believe us grateful for the condescension, +and that we have done everything in our power to prevent your spending +your time unpleasantly." + +Elizabeth was eager with her thanks and assurances of happiness. She +had spent six weeks with great enjoyment; and the pleasure of being with +Charlotte, and the kind attentions she had received, must make _her_ +feel the obliged. Mr. Collins was gratified, and with a more smiling +solemnity replied: + +"It gives me great pleasure to hear that you have passed your time not +disagreeably. We have certainly done our best; and most fortunately +having it in our power to introduce you to very superior society, and, +from our connection with Rosings, the frequent means of varying the +humble home scene, I think we may flatter ourselves that your Hunsford +visit cannot have been entirely irksome. Our situation with regard to +Lady Catherine's family is indeed the sort of extraordinary advantage +and blessing which few can boast. You see on what a footing we are. You +see how continually we are engaged there. In truth I must acknowledge +that, with all the disadvantages of this humble parsonage, I should +not think anyone abiding in it an object of compassion, while they are +sharers of our intimacy at Rosings." + +Words were insufficient for the elevation of his feelings; and he was +obliged to walk about the room, while Elizabeth tried to unite civility +and truth in a few short sentences. + +"You may, in fact, carry a very favourable report of us into +Hertfordshire, my dear cousin. I flatter myself at least that you will +be able to do so. Lady Catherine's great attentions to Mrs. Collins you +have been a daily witness of; and altogether I trust it does not appear +that your friend has drawn an unfortunate--but on this point it will be +as well to be silent. Only let me assure you, my dear Miss Elizabeth, +that I can from my heart most cordially wish you equal felicity in +marriage. My dear Charlotte and I have but one mind and one way of +thinking. There is in everything a most remarkable resemblance of +character and ideas between us. We seem to have been designed for each +other." + +Elizabeth could safely say that it was a great happiness where that was +the case, and with equal sincerity could add, that she firmly believed +and rejoiced in his domestic comforts. She was not sorry, however, to +have the recital of them interrupted by the lady from whom they sprang. +Poor Charlotte! it was melancholy to leave her to such society! But she +had chosen it with her eyes open; and though evidently regretting that +her visitors were to go, she did not seem to ask for compassion. Her +home and her housekeeping, her parish and her poultry, and all their +dependent concerns, had not yet lost their charms. + +At length the chaise arrived, the trunks were fastened on, the parcels +placed within, and it was pronounced to be ready. After an affectionate +parting between the friends, Elizabeth was attended to the carriage by +Mr. Collins, and as they walked down the garden he was commissioning her +with his best respects to all her family, not forgetting his thanks +for the kindness he had received at Longbourn in the winter, and his +compliments to Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner, though unknown. He then handed her +in, Maria followed, and the door was on the point of being closed, +when he suddenly reminded them, with some consternation, that they had +hitherto forgotten to leave any message for the ladies at Rosings. + +"But," he added, "you will of course wish to have your humble respects +delivered to them, with your grateful thanks for their kindness to you +while you have been here." + +Elizabeth made no objection; the door was then allowed to be shut, and +the carriage drove off. + +"Good gracious!" cried Maria, after a few minutes' silence, "it seems +but a day or two since we first came! and yet how many things have +happened!" + +"A great many indeed," said her companion with a sigh. + +"We have dined nine times at Rosings, besides drinking tea there twice! +How much I shall have to tell!" + +Elizabeth added privately, "And how much I shall have to conceal!" + +Their journey was performed without much conversation, or any alarm; and +within four hours of their leaving Hunsford they reached Mr. Gardiner's +house, where they were to remain a few days. + +Jane looked well, and Elizabeth had little opportunity of studying her +spirits, amidst the various engagements which the kindness of her +aunt had reserved for them. But Jane was to go home with her, and at +Longbourn there would be leisure enough for observation. + +It was not without an effort, meanwhile, that she could wait even for +Longbourn, before she told her sister of Mr. Darcy's proposals. To know +that she had the power of revealing what would so exceedingly astonish +Jane, and must, at the same time, so highly gratify whatever of her own +vanity she had not yet been able to reason away, was such a temptation +to openness as nothing could have conquered but the state of indecision +in which she remained as to the extent of what she should communicate; +and her fear, if she once entered on the subject, of being hurried +into repeating something of Bingley which might only grieve her sister +further. + + + +Chapter 39 + + +It was the second week in May, in which the three young ladies set out +together from Gracechurch Street for the town of ----, in Hertfordshire; +and, as they drew near the appointed inn where Mr. Bennet's carriage +was to meet them, they quickly perceived, in token of the coachman's +punctuality, both Kitty and Lydia looking out of a dining-room up stairs. +These two girls had been above an hour in the place, happily employed +in visiting an opposite milliner, watching the sentinel on guard, and +dressing a salad and cucumber. + +After welcoming their sisters, they triumphantly displayed a table set +out with such cold meat as an inn larder usually affords, exclaiming, +"Is not this nice? Is not this an agreeable surprise?" + +"And we mean to treat you all," added Lydia, "but you must lend us the +money, for we have just spent ours at the shop out there." Then, showing +her purchases--"Look here, I have bought this bonnet. I do not think +it is very pretty; but I thought I might as well buy it as not. I shall +pull it to pieces as soon as I get home, and see if I can make it up any +better." + +And when her sisters abused it as ugly, she added, with perfect +unconcern, "Oh! but there were two or three much uglier in the shop; and +when I have bought some prettier-coloured satin to trim it with fresh, I +think it will be very tolerable. Besides, it will not much signify what +one wears this summer, after the ----shire have left Meryton, and they +are going in a fortnight." + +"Are they indeed!" cried Elizabeth, with the greatest satisfaction. + +"They are going to be encamped near Brighton; and I do so want papa to +take us all there for the summer! It would be such a delicious scheme; +and I dare say would hardly cost anything at all. Mamma would like to +go too of all things! Only think what a miserable summer else we shall +have!" + +"Yes," thought Elizabeth, "_that_ would be a delightful scheme indeed, +and completely do for us at once. Good Heaven! Brighton, and a whole +campful of soldiers, to us, who have been overset already by one poor +regiment of militia, and the monthly balls of Meryton!" + +"Now I have got some news for you," said Lydia, as they sat down at +table. "What do you think? It is excellent news--capital news--and about +a certain person we all like!" + +Jane and Elizabeth looked at each other, and the waiter was told he need +not stay. Lydia laughed, and said: + +"Aye, that is just like your formality and discretion. You thought the +waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse +things said than I am going to say. But he is an ugly fellow! I am glad +he is gone. I never saw such a long chin in my life. Well, but now for +my news; it is about dear Wickham; too good for the waiter, is it not? +There is no danger of Wickham's marrying Mary King. There's for you! She +is gone down to her uncle at Liverpool: gone to stay. Wickham is safe." + +"And Mary King is safe!" added Elizabeth; "safe from a connection +imprudent as to fortune." + +"She is a great fool for going away, if she liked him." + +"But I hope there is no strong attachment on either side," said Jane. + +"I am sure there is not on _his_. I will answer for it, he never cared +three straws about her--who could about such a nasty little freckled +thing?" + +Elizabeth was shocked to think that, however incapable of such +coarseness of _expression_ herself, the coarseness of the _sentiment_ +was little other than her own breast had harboured and fancied liberal! + +As soon as all had ate, and the elder ones paid, the carriage was +ordered; and after some contrivance, the whole party, with all their +boxes, work-bags, and parcels, and the unwelcome addition of Kitty's and +Lydia's purchases, were seated in it. + +"How nicely we are all crammed in," cried Lydia. "I am glad I bought my +bonnet, if it is only for the fun of having another bandbox! Well, now +let us be quite comfortable and snug, and talk and laugh all the way +home. And in the first place, let us hear what has happened to you all +since you went away. Have you seen any pleasant men? Have you had any +flirting? I was in great hopes that one of you would have got a husband +before you came back. Jane will be quite an old maid soon, I declare. +She is almost three-and-twenty! Lord, how ashamed I should be of not +being married before three-and-twenty! My aunt Phillips wants you so to +get husbands, you can't think. She says Lizzy had better have taken Mr. +Collins; but _I_ do not think there would have been any fun in it. Lord! +how I should like to be married before any of you; and then I would +chaperon you about to all the balls. Dear me! we had such a good piece +of fun the other day at Colonel Forster's. Kitty and me were to spend +the day there, and Mrs. Forster promised to have a little dance in the +evening; (by the bye, Mrs. Forster and me are _such_ friends!) and so +she asked the two Harringtons to come, but Harriet was ill, and so Pen +was forced to come by herself; and then, what do you think we did? We +dressed up Chamberlayne in woman's clothes on purpose to pass for a +lady, only think what fun! Not a soul knew of it, but Colonel and Mrs. +Forster, and Kitty and me, except my aunt, for we were forced to borrow +one of her gowns; and you cannot imagine how well he looked! When Denny, +and Wickham, and Pratt, and two or three more of the men came in, they +did not know him in the least. Lord! how I laughed! and so did Mrs. +Forster. I thought I should have died. And _that_ made the men suspect +something, and then they soon found out what was the matter." + +With such kinds of histories of their parties and good jokes, did +Lydia, assisted by Kitty's hints and additions, endeavour to amuse her +companions all the way to Longbourn. Elizabeth listened as little as she +could, but there was no escaping the frequent mention of Wickham's name. + +Their reception at home was most kind. Mrs. Bennet rejoiced to see Jane +in undiminished beauty; and more than once during dinner did Mr. Bennet +say voluntarily to Elizabeth: + +"I am glad you are come back, Lizzy." + +Their party in the dining-room was large, for almost all the Lucases +came to meet Maria and hear the news; and various were the subjects that +occupied them: Lady Lucas was inquiring of Maria, after the welfare and +poultry of her eldest daughter; Mrs. Bennet was doubly engaged, on one +hand collecting an account of the present fashions from Jane, who sat +some way below her, and, on the other, retailing them all to the younger +Lucases; and Lydia, in a voice rather louder than any other person's, +was enumerating the various pleasures of the morning to anybody who +would hear her. + +"Oh! Mary," said she, "I wish you had gone with us, for we had such fun! +As we went along, Kitty and I drew up the blinds, and pretended there +was nobody in the coach; and I should have gone so all the way, if Kitty +had not been sick; and when we got to the George, I do think we behaved +very handsomely, for we treated the other three with the nicest cold +luncheon in the world, and if you would have gone, we would have treated +you too. And then when we came away it was such fun! I thought we never +should have got into the coach. I was ready to die of laughter. And then +we were so merry all the way home! we talked and laughed so loud, that +anybody might have heard us ten miles off!" + +To this Mary very gravely replied, "Far be it from me, my dear sister, +to depreciate such pleasures! They would doubtless be congenial with the +generality of female minds. But I confess they would have no charms for +_me_--I should infinitely prefer a book." + +But of this answer Lydia heard not a word. She seldom listened to +anybody for more than half a minute, and never attended to Mary at all. + +In the afternoon Lydia was urgent with the rest of the girls to walk +to Meryton, and to see how everybody went on; but Elizabeth steadily +opposed the scheme. It should not be said that the Miss Bennets could +not be at home half a day before they were in pursuit of the officers. +There was another reason too for her opposition. She dreaded seeing Mr. +Wickham again, and was resolved to avoid it as long as possible. The +comfort to _her_ of the regiment's approaching removal was indeed beyond +expression. In a fortnight they were to go--and once gone, she hoped +there could be nothing more to plague her on his account. + +She had not been many hours at home before she found that the Brighton +scheme, of which Lydia had given them a hint at the inn, was under +frequent discussion between her parents. Elizabeth saw directly that her +father had not the smallest intention of yielding; but his answers were +at the same time so vague and equivocal, that her mother, though often +disheartened, had never yet despaired of succeeding at last. + + + +Chapter 40 + + +Elizabeth's impatience to acquaint Jane with what had happened could +no longer be overcome; and at length, resolving to suppress every +particular in which her sister was concerned, and preparing her to be +surprised, she related to her the next morning the chief of the scene +between Mr. Darcy and herself. + +Miss Bennet's astonishment was soon lessened by the strong sisterly +partiality which made any admiration of Elizabeth appear perfectly +natural; and all surprise was shortly lost in other feelings. She was +sorry that Mr. Darcy should have delivered his sentiments in a manner so +little suited to recommend them; but still more was she grieved for the +unhappiness which her sister's refusal must have given him. + +"His being so sure of succeeding was wrong," said she, "and certainly +ought not to have appeared; but consider how much it must increase his +disappointment!" + +"Indeed," replied Elizabeth, "I am heartily sorry for him; but he has +other feelings, which will probably soon drive away his regard for me. +You do not blame me, however, for refusing him?" + +"Blame you! Oh, no." + +"But you blame me for having spoken so warmly of Wickham?" + +"No--I do not know that you were wrong in saying what you did." + +"But you _will_ know it, when I tell you what happened the very next +day." + +She then spoke of the letter, repeating the whole of its contents as far +as they concerned George Wickham. What a stroke was this for poor Jane! +who would willingly have gone through the world without believing that +so much wickedness existed in the whole race of mankind, as was here +collected in one individual. Nor was Darcy's vindication, though +grateful to her feelings, capable of consoling her for such discovery. +Most earnestly did she labour to prove the probability of error, and +seek to clear the one without involving the other. + +"This will not do," said Elizabeth; "you never will be able to make both +of them good for anything. Take your choice, but you must be satisfied +with only one. There is but such a quantity of merit between them; just +enough to make one good sort of man; and of late it has been shifting +about pretty much. For my part, I am inclined to believe it all Darcy's; +but you shall do as you choose." + +It was some time, however, before a smile could be extorted from Jane. + +"I do not know when I have been more shocked," said she. "Wickham so +very bad! It is almost past belief. And poor Mr. Darcy! Dear Lizzy, only +consider what he must have suffered. Such a disappointment! and with the +knowledge of your ill opinion, too! and having to relate such a thing +of his sister! It is really too distressing. I am sure you must feel it +so." + +"Oh! no, my regret and compassion are all done away by seeing you so +full of both. I know you will do him such ample justice, that I am +growing every moment more unconcerned and indifferent. Your profusion +makes me saving; and if you lament over him much longer, my heart will +be as light as a feather." + +"Poor Wickham! there is such an expression of goodness in his +countenance! such an openness and gentleness in his manner!" + +"There certainly was some great mismanagement in the education of those +two young men. One has got all the goodness, and the other all the +appearance of it." + +"I never thought Mr. Darcy so deficient in the _appearance_ of it as you +used to do." + +"And yet I meant to be uncommonly clever in taking so decided a dislike +to him, without any reason. It is such a spur to one's genius, such an +opening for wit, to have a dislike of that kind. One may be continually +abusive without saying anything just; but one cannot always be laughing +at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty." + +"Lizzy, when you first read that letter, I am sure you could not treat +the matter as you do now." + +"Indeed, I could not. I was uncomfortable enough, I may say unhappy. And +with no one to speak to about what I felt, no Jane to comfort me and say +that I had not been so very weak and vain and nonsensical as I knew I +had! Oh! how I wanted you!" + +"How unfortunate that you should have used such very strong expressions +in speaking of Wickham to Mr. Darcy, for now they _do_ appear wholly +undeserved." + +"Certainly. But the misfortune of speaking with bitterness is a most +natural consequence of the prejudices I had been encouraging. There +is one point on which I want your advice. I want to be told whether I +ought, or ought not, to make our acquaintances in general understand +Wickham's character." + +Miss Bennet paused a little, and then replied, "Surely there can be no +occasion for exposing him so dreadfully. What is your opinion?" + +"That it ought not to be attempted. Mr. Darcy has not authorised me +to make his communication public. On the contrary, every particular +relative to his sister was meant to be kept as much as possible to +myself; and if I endeavour to undeceive people as to the rest of his +conduct, who will believe me? The general prejudice against Mr. Darcy +is so violent, that it would be the death of half the good people in +Meryton to attempt to place him in an amiable light. I am not equal +to it. Wickham will soon be gone; and therefore it will not signify to +anyone here what he really is. Some time hence it will be all found out, +and then we may laugh at their stupidity in not knowing it before. At +present I will say nothing about it." + +"You are quite right. To have his errors made public might ruin him for +ever. He is now, perhaps, sorry for what he has done, and anxious to +re-establish a character. We must not make him desperate." + +The tumult of Elizabeth's mind was allayed by this conversation. She had +got rid of two of the secrets which had weighed on her for a fortnight, +and was certain of a willing listener in Jane, whenever she might wish +to talk again of either. But there was still something lurking behind, +of which prudence forbade the disclosure. She dared not relate the other +half of Mr. Darcy's letter, nor explain to her sister how sincerely she +had been valued by her friend. Here was knowledge in which no one +could partake; and she was sensible that nothing less than a perfect +understanding between the parties could justify her in throwing off +this last encumbrance of mystery. "And then," said she, "if that very +improbable event should ever take place, I shall merely be able to +tell what Bingley may tell in a much more agreeable manner himself. The +liberty of communication cannot be mine till it has lost all its value!" + +She was now, on being settled at home, at leisure to observe the real +state of her sister's spirits. Jane was not happy. She still cherished a +very tender affection for Bingley. Having never even fancied herself +in love before, her regard had all the warmth of first attachment, +and, from her age and disposition, greater steadiness than most first +attachments often boast; and so fervently did she value his remembrance, +and prefer him to every other man, that all her good sense, and all her +attention to the feelings of her friends, were requisite to check the +indulgence of those regrets which must have been injurious to her own +health and their tranquillity. + +"Well, Lizzy," said Mrs. Bennet one day, "what is your opinion _now_ of +this sad business of Jane's? For my part, I am determined never to speak +of it again to anybody. I told my sister Phillips so the other day. But +I cannot find out that Jane saw anything of him in London. Well, he is +a very undeserving young man--and I do not suppose there's the least +chance in the world of her ever getting him now. There is no talk of +his coming to Netherfield again in the summer; and I have inquired of +everybody, too, who is likely to know." + +"I do not believe he will ever live at Netherfield any more." + +"Oh well! it is just as he chooses. Nobody wants him to come. Though I +shall always say he used my daughter extremely ill; and if I was her, I +would not have put up with it. Well, my comfort is, I am sure Jane will +die of a broken heart; and then he will be sorry for what he has done." + +But as Elizabeth could not receive comfort from any such expectation, +she made no answer. + +"Well, Lizzy," continued her mother, soon afterwards, "and so the +Collinses live very comfortable, do they? Well, well, I only hope +it will last. And what sort of table do they keep? Charlotte is an +excellent manager, I dare say. If she is half as sharp as her +mother, she is saving enough. There is nothing extravagant in _their_ +housekeeping, I dare say." + +"No, nothing at all." + +"A great deal of good management, depend upon it. Yes, yes, _they_ will +take care not to outrun their income. _They_ will never be distressed +for money. Well, much good may it do them! And so, I suppose, they often +talk of having Longbourn when your father is dead. They look upon it as +quite their own, I dare say, whenever that happens." + +"It was a subject which they could not mention before me." + +"No; it would have been strange if they had; but I make no doubt they +often talk of it between themselves. Well, if they can be easy with an +estate that is not lawfully their own, so much the better. I should be +ashamed of having one that was only entailed on me." + + + +Chapter 41 + + +The first week of their return was soon gone. The second began. It was +the last of the regiment's stay in Meryton, and all the young ladies +in the neighbourhood were drooping apace. The dejection was almost +universal. The elder Miss Bennets alone were still able to eat, drink, +and sleep, and pursue the usual course of their employments. Very +frequently were they reproached for this insensibility by Kitty and +Lydia, whose own misery was extreme, and who could not comprehend such +hard-heartedness in any of the family. + +"Good Heaven! what is to become of us? What are we to do?" would they +often exclaim in the bitterness of woe. "How can you be smiling so, +Lizzy?" + +Their affectionate mother shared all their grief; she remembered what +she had herself endured on a similar occasion, five-and-twenty years +ago. + +"I am sure," said she, "I cried for two days together when Colonel +Miller's regiment went away. I thought I should have broken my heart." + +"I am sure I shall break _mine_," said Lydia. + +"If one could but go to Brighton!" observed Mrs. Bennet. + +"Oh, yes!--if one could but go to Brighton! But papa is so +disagreeable." + +"A little sea-bathing would set me up forever." + +"And my aunt Phillips is sure it would do _me_ a great deal of good," +added Kitty. + +Such were the kind of lamentations resounding perpetually through +Longbourn House. Elizabeth tried to be diverted by them; but all sense +of pleasure was lost in shame. She felt anew the justice of Mr. Darcy's +objections; and never had she been so much disposed to pardon his +interference in the views of his friend. + +But the gloom of Lydia's prospect was shortly cleared away; for she +received an invitation from Mrs. Forster, the wife of the colonel of +the regiment, to accompany her to Brighton. This invaluable friend was a +very young woman, and very lately married. A resemblance in good humour +and good spirits had recommended her and Lydia to each other, and out of +their _three_ months' acquaintance they had been intimate _two_. + +The rapture of Lydia on this occasion, her adoration of Mrs. Forster, +the delight of Mrs. Bennet, and the mortification of Kitty, are scarcely +to be described. Wholly inattentive to her sister's feelings, Lydia +flew about the house in restless ecstasy, calling for everyone's +congratulations, and laughing and talking with more violence than ever; +whilst the luckless Kitty continued in the parlour repined at her fate +in terms as unreasonable as her accent was peevish. + +"I cannot see why Mrs. Forster should not ask _me_ as well as Lydia," +said she, "Though I am _not_ her particular friend. I have just as much +right to be asked as she has, and more too, for I am two years older." + +In vain did Elizabeth attempt to make her reasonable, and Jane to make +her resigned. As for Elizabeth herself, this invitation was so far from +exciting in her the same feelings as in her mother and Lydia, that she +considered it as the death warrant of all possibility of common sense +for the latter; and detestable as such a step must make her were it +known, she could not help secretly advising her father not to let her +go. She represented to him all the improprieties of Lydia's general +behaviour, the little advantage she could derive from the friendship of +such a woman as Mrs. Forster, and the probability of her being yet more +imprudent with such a companion at Brighton, where the temptations must +be greater than at home. He heard her attentively, and then said: + +"Lydia will never be easy until she has exposed herself in some public +place or other, and we can never expect her to do it with so +little expense or inconvenience to her family as under the present +circumstances." + +"If you were aware," said Elizabeth, "of the very great disadvantage to +us all which must arise from the public notice of Lydia's unguarded and +imprudent manner--nay, which has already arisen from it, I am sure you +would judge differently in the affair." + +"Already arisen?" repeated Mr. Bennet. "What, has she frightened away +some of your lovers? Poor little Lizzy! But do not be cast down. Such +squeamish youths as cannot bear to be connected with a little absurdity +are not worth a regret. Come, let me see the list of pitiful fellows who +have been kept aloof by Lydia's folly." + +"Indeed you are mistaken. I have no such injuries to resent. It is not +of particular, but of general evils, which I am now complaining. Our +importance, our respectability in the world must be affected by the +wild volatility, the assurance and disdain of all restraint which mark +Lydia's character. Excuse me, for I must speak plainly. If you, my dear +father, will not take the trouble of checking her exuberant spirits, and +of teaching her that her present pursuits are not to be the business of +her life, she will soon be beyond the reach of amendment. Her character +will be fixed, and she will, at sixteen, be the most determined flirt +that ever made herself or her family ridiculous; a flirt, too, in the +worst and meanest degree of flirtation; without any attraction beyond +youth and a tolerable person; and, from the ignorance and emptiness +of her mind, wholly unable to ward off any portion of that universal +contempt which her rage for admiration will excite. In this danger +Kitty also is comprehended. She will follow wherever Lydia leads. Vain, +ignorant, idle, and absolutely uncontrolled! Oh! my dear father, can you +suppose it possible that they will not be censured and despised wherever +they are known, and that their sisters will not be often involved in the +disgrace?" + +Mr. Bennet saw that her whole heart was in the subject, and +affectionately taking her hand said in reply: + +"Do not make yourself uneasy, my love. Wherever you and Jane are known +you must be respected and valued; and you will not appear to less +advantage for having a couple of--or I may say, three--very silly +sisters. We shall have no peace at Longbourn if Lydia does not go to +Brighton. Let her go, then. Colonel Forster is a sensible man, and will +keep her out of any real mischief; and she is luckily too poor to be an +object of prey to anybody. At Brighton she will be of less importance +even as a common flirt than she has been here. The officers will find +women better worth their notice. Let us hope, therefore, that her being +there may teach her her own insignificance. At any rate, she cannot grow +many degrees worse, without authorising us to lock her up for the rest +of her life." + +With this answer Elizabeth was forced to be content; but her own opinion +continued the same, and she left him disappointed and sorry. It was not +in her nature, however, to increase her vexations by dwelling on +them. She was confident of having performed her duty, and to fret +over unavoidable evils, or augment them by anxiety, was no part of her +disposition. + +Had Lydia and her mother known the substance of her conference with her +father, their indignation would hardly have found expression in their +united volubility. In Lydia's imagination, a visit to Brighton comprised +every possibility of earthly happiness. She saw, with the creative eye +of fancy, the streets of that gay bathing-place covered with officers. +She saw herself the object of attention, to tens and to scores of them +at present unknown. She saw all the glories of the camp--its tents +stretched forth in beauteous uniformity of lines, crowded with the young +and the gay, and dazzling with scarlet; and, to complete the view, she +saw herself seated beneath a tent, tenderly flirting with at least six +officers at once. + +Had she known her sister sought to tear her from such prospects and such +realities as these, what would have been her sensations? They could have +been understood only by her mother, who might have felt nearly the same. +Lydia's going to Brighton was all that consoled her for her melancholy +conviction of her husband's never intending to go there himself. + +But they were entirely ignorant of what had passed; and their raptures +continued, with little intermission, to the very day of Lydia's leaving +home. + +Elizabeth was now to see Mr. Wickham for the last time. Having been +frequently in company with him since her return, agitation was pretty +well over; the agitations of former partiality entirely so. She had even +learnt to detect, in the very gentleness which had first delighted +her, an affectation and a sameness to disgust and weary. In his present +behaviour to herself, moreover, she had a fresh source of displeasure, +for the inclination he soon testified of renewing those intentions which +had marked the early part of their acquaintance could only serve, after +what had since passed, to provoke her. She lost all concern for him in +finding herself thus selected as the object of such idle and frivolous +gallantry; and while she steadily repressed it, could not but feel the +reproof contained in his believing, that however long, and for whatever +cause, his attentions had been withdrawn, her vanity would be gratified, +and her preference secured at any time by their renewal. + +On the very last day of the regiment's remaining at Meryton, he dined, +with other of the officers, at Longbourn; and so little was Elizabeth +disposed to part from him in good humour, that on his making some +inquiry as to the manner in which her time had passed at Hunsford, she +mentioned Colonel Fitzwilliam's and Mr. Darcy's having both spent three +weeks at Rosings, and asked him, if he was acquainted with the former. + +He looked surprised, displeased, alarmed; but with a moment's +recollection and a returning smile, replied, that he had formerly seen +him often; and, after observing that he was a very gentlemanlike man, +asked her how she had liked him. Her answer was warmly in his favour. +With an air of indifference he soon afterwards added: + +"How long did you say he was at Rosings?" + +"Nearly three weeks." + +"And you saw him frequently?" + +"Yes, almost every day." + +"His manners are very different from his cousin's." + +"Yes, very different. But I think Mr. Darcy improves upon acquaintance." + +"Indeed!" cried Mr. Wickham with a look which did not escape her. "And +pray, may I ask?--" But checking himself, he added, in a gayer tone, "Is +it in address that he improves? Has he deigned to add aught of civility +to his ordinary style?--for I dare not hope," he continued in a lower +and more serious tone, "that he is improved in essentials." + +"Oh, no!" said Elizabeth. "In essentials, I believe, he is very much +what he ever was." + +While she spoke, Wickham looked as if scarcely knowing whether to +rejoice over her words, or to distrust their meaning. There was a +something in her countenance which made him listen with an apprehensive +and anxious attention, while she added: + +"When I said that he improved on acquaintance, I did not mean that +his mind or his manners were in a state of improvement, but that, from +knowing him better, his disposition was better understood." + +Wickham's alarm now appeared in a heightened complexion and agitated +look; for a few minutes he was silent, till, shaking off his +embarrassment, he turned to her again, and said in the gentlest of +accents: + +"You, who so well know my feeling towards Mr. Darcy, will readily +comprehend how sincerely I must rejoice that he is wise enough to assume +even the _appearance_ of what is right. His pride, in that direction, +may be of service, if not to himself, to many others, for it must only +deter him from such foul misconduct as I have suffered by. I only +fear that the sort of cautiousness to which you, I imagine, have been +alluding, is merely adopted on his visits to his aunt, of whose good +opinion and judgement he stands much in awe. His fear of her has always +operated, I know, when they were together; and a good deal is to be +imputed to his wish of forwarding the match with Miss de Bourgh, which I +am certain he has very much at heart." + +Elizabeth could not repress a smile at this, but she answered only by a +slight inclination of the head. She saw that he wanted to engage her on +the old subject of his grievances, and she was in no humour to indulge +him. The rest of the evening passed with the _appearance_, on his +side, of usual cheerfulness, but with no further attempt to distinguish +Elizabeth; and they parted at last with mutual civility, and possibly a +mutual desire of never meeting again. + +When the party broke up, Lydia returned with Mrs. Forster to Meryton, +from whence they were to set out early the next morning. The separation +between her and her family was rather noisy than pathetic. Kitty was the +only one who shed tears; but she did weep from vexation and envy. Mrs. +Bennet was diffuse in her good wishes for the felicity of her daughter, +and impressive in her injunctions that she should not miss the +opportunity of enjoying herself as much as possible--advice which +there was every reason to believe would be well attended to; and in +the clamorous happiness of Lydia herself in bidding farewell, the more +gentle adieus of her sisters were uttered without being heard. + + + +Chapter 42 + + +Had Elizabeth's opinion been all drawn from her own family, she could +not have formed a very pleasing opinion of conjugal felicity or domestic +comfort. Her father, captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance +of good humour which youth and beauty generally give, had married a +woman whose weak understanding and illiberal mind had very early in +their marriage put an end to all real affection for her. Respect, +esteem, and confidence had vanished for ever; and all his views +of domestic happiness were overthrown. But Mr. Bennet was not of +a disposition to seek comfort for the disappointment which his own +imprudence had brought on, in any of those pleasures which too often +console the unfortunate for their folly or their vice. He was fond of +the country and of books; and from these tastes had arisen his principal +enjoyments. To his wife he was very little otherwise indebted, than as +her ignorance and folly had contributed to his amusement. This is not +the sort of happiness which a man would in general wish to owe to his +wife; but where other powers of entertainment are wanting, the true +philosopher will derive benefit from such as are given. + +Elizabeth, however, had never been blind to the impropriety of her +father's behaviour as a husband. She had always seen it with pain; but +respecting his abilities, and grateful for his affectionate treatment of +herself, she endeavoured to forget what she could not overlook, and to +banish from her thoughts that continual breach of conjugal obligation +and decorum which, in exposing his wife to the contempt of her own +children, was so highly reprehensible. But she had never felt so +strongly as now the disadvantages which must attend the children of so +unsuitable a marriage, nor ever been so fully aware of the evils arising +from so ill-judged a direction of talents; talents, which, rightly used, +might at least have preserved the respectability of his daughters, even +if incapable of enlarging the mind of his wife. + +When Elizabeth had rejoiced over Wickham's departure she found little +other cause for satisfaction in the loss of the regiment. Their parties +abroad were less varied than before, and at home she had a mother and +sister whose constant repinings at the dullness of everything around +them threw a real gloom over their domestic circle; and, though Kitty +might in time regain her natural degree of sense, since the disturbers +of her brain were removed, her other sister, from whose disposition +greater evil might be apprehended, was likely to be hardened in all +her folly and assurance by a situation of such double danger as a +watering-place and a camp. Upon the whole, therefore, she found, what +has been sometimes found before, that an event to which she had been +looking with impatient desire did not, in taking place, bring all the +satisfaction she had promised herself. It was consequently necessary to +name some other period for the commencement of actual felicity--to have +some other point on which her wishes and hopes might be fixed, and by +again enjoying the pleasure of anticipation, console herself for the +present, and prepare for another disappointment. Her tour to the Lakes +was now the object of her happiest thoughts; it was her best consolation +for all the uncomfortable hours which the discontentedness of her mother +and Kitty made inevitable; and could she have included Jane in the +scheme, every part of it would have been perfect. + +"But it is fortunate," thought she, "that I have something to wish for. +Were the whole arrangement complete, my disappointment would be certain. +But here, by carrying with me one ceaseless source of regret in my +sister's absence, I may reasonably hope to have all my expectations of +pleasure realised. A scheme of which every part promises delight can +never be successful; and general disappointment is only warded off by +the defence of some little peculiar vexation." + +When Lydia went away she promised to write very often and very minutely +to her mother and Kitty; but her letters were always long expected, and +always very short. Those to her mother contained little else than that +they were just returned from the library, where such and such officers +had attended them, and where she had seen such beautiful ornaments as +made her quite wild; that she had a new gown, or a new parasol, which +she would have described more fully, but was obliged to leave off in a +violent hurry, as Mrs. Forster called her, and they were going off to +the camp; and from her correspondence with her sister, there was still +less to be learnt--for her letters to Kitty, though rather longer, were +much too full of lines under the words to be made public. + +After the first fortnight or three weeks of her absence, health, good +humour, and cheerfulness began to reappear at Longbourn. Everything wore +a happier aspect. The families who had been in town for the winter came +back again, and summer finery and summer engagements arose. Mrs. Bennet +was restored to her usual querulous serenity; and, by the middle of +June, Kitty was so much recovered as to be able to enter Meryton without +tears; an event of such happy promise as to make Elizabeth hope that by +the following Christmas she might be so tolerably reasonable as not to +mention an officer above once a day, unless, by some cruel and malicious +arrangement at the War Office, another regiment should be quartered in +Meryton. + +The time fixed for the beginning of their northern tour was now fast +approaching, and a fortnight only was wanting of it, when a letter +arrived from Mrs. Gardiner, which at once delayed its commencement and +curtailed its extent. Mr. Gardiner would be prevented by business from +setting out till a fortnight later in July, and must be in London again +within a month, and as that left too short a period for them to go so +far, and see so much as they had proposed, or at least to see it with +the leisure and comfort they had built on, they were obliged to give up +the Lakes, and substitute a more contracted tour, and, according to the +present plan, were to go no farther northwards than Derbyshire. In that +county there was enough to be seen to occupy the chief of their three +weeks; and to Mrs. Gardiner it had a peculiarly strong attraction. The +town where she had formerly passed some years of her life, and where +they were now to spend a few days, was probably as great an object of +her curiosity as all the celebrated beauties of Matlock, Chatsworth, +Dovedale, or the Peak. + +Elizabeth was excessively disappointed; she had set her heart on seeing +the Lakes, and still thought there might have been time enough. But it +was her business to be satisfied--and certainly her temper to be happy; +and all was soon right again. + +With the mention of Derbyshire there were many ideas connected. It was +impossible for her to see the word without thinking of Pemberley and its +owner. "But surely," said she, "I may enter his county with impunity, +and rob it of a few petrified spars without his perceiving me." + +The period of expectation was now doubled. Four weeks were to pass away +before her uncle and aunt's arrival. But they did pass away, and Mr. +and Mrs. Gardiner, with their four children, did at length appear at +Longbourn. The children, two girls of six and eight years old, and two +younger boys, were to be left under the particular care of their +cousin Jane, who was the general favourite, and whose steady sense and +sweetness of temper exactly adapted her for attending to them in every +way--teaching them, playing with them, and loving them. + +The Gardiners stayed only one night at Longbourn, and set off the +next morning with Elizabeth in pursuit of novelty and amusement. +One enjoyment was certain--that of suitableness of companions; +a suitableness which comprehended health and temper to bear +inconveniences--cheerfulness to enhance every pleasure--and affection +and intelligence, which might supply it among themselves if there were +disappointments abroad. + +It is not the object of this work to give a description of Derbyshire, +nor of any of the remarkable places through which their route thither +lay; Oxford, Blenheim, Warwick, Kenilworth, Birmingham, etc. are +sufficiently known. A small part of Derbyshire is all the present +concern. To the little town of Lambton, the scene of Mrs. Gardiner's +former residence, and where she had lately learned some acquaintance +still remained, they bent their steps, after having seen all the +principal wonders of the country; and within five miles of Lambton, +Elizabeth found from her aunt that Pemberley was situated. It was not +in their direct road, nor more than a mile or two out of it. In +talking over their route the evening before, Mrs. Gardiner expressed +an inclination to see the place again. Mr. Gardiner declared his +willingness, and Elizabeth was applied to for her approbation. + +"My love, should not you like to see a place of which you have heard +so much?" said her aunt; "a place, too, with which so many of your +acquaintances are connected. Wickham passed all his youth there, you +know." + +Elizabeth was distressed. She felt that she had no business at +Pemberley, and was obliged to assume a disinclination for seeing it. She +must own that she was tired of seeing great houses; after going over so +many, she really had no pleasure in fine carpets or satin curtains. + +Mrs. Gardiner abused her stupidity. "If it were merely a fine house +richly furnished," said she, "I should not care about it myself; but +the grounds are delightful. They have some of the finest woods in the +country." + +Elizabeth said no more--but her mind could not acquiesce. The +possibility of meeting Mr. Darcy, while viewing the place, instantly +occurred. It would be dreadful! She blushed at the very idea, and +thought it would be better to speak openly to her aunt than to run such +a risk. But against this there were objections; and she finally resolved +that it could be the last resource, if her private inquiries to the +absence of the family were unfavourably answered. + +Accordingly, when she retired at night, she asked the chambermaid +whether Pemberley were not a very fine place? what was the name of its +proprietor? and, with no little alarm, whether the family were down for +the summer? A most welcome negative followed the last question--and her +alarms now being removed, she was at leisure to feel a great deal of +curiosity to see the house herself; and when the subject was revived the +next morning, and she was again applied to, could readily answer, and +with a proper air of indifference, that she had not really any dislike +to the scheme. To Pemberley, therefore, they were to go. + + + +Chapter 43 + + +Elizabeth, as they drove along, watched for the first appearance of +Pemberley Woods with some perturbation; and when at length they turned +in at the lodge, her spirits were in a high flutter. + +The park was very large, and contained great variety of ground. They +entered it in one of its lowest points, and drove for some time through +a beautiful wood stretching over a wide extent. + +Elizabeth's mind was too full for conversation, but she saw and admired +every remarkable spot and point of view. They gradually ascended for +half-a-mile, and then found themselves at the top of a considerable +eminence, where the wood ceased, and the eye was instantly caught by +Pemberley House, situated on the opposite side of a valley, into which +the road with some abruptness wound. It was a large, handsome stone +building, standing well on rising ground, and backed by a ridge of +high woody hills; and in front, a stream of some natural importance was +swelled into greater, but without any artificial appearance. Its banks +were neither formal nor falsely adorned. Elizabeth was delighted. She +had never seen a place for which nature had done more, or where natural +beauty had been so little counteracted by an awkward taste. They were +all of them warm in their admiration; and at that moment she felt that +to be mistress of Pemberley might be something! + +They descended the hill, crossed the bridge, and drove to the door; and, +while examining the nearer aspect of the house, all her apprehension of +meeting its owner returned. She dreaded lest the chambermaid had been +mistaken. On applying to see the place, they were admitted into the +hall; and Elizabeth, as they waited for the housekeeper, had leisure to +wonder at her being where she was. + +The housekeeper came; a respectable-looking elderly woman, much less +fine, and more civil, than she had any notion of finding her. They +followed her into the dining-parlour. It was a large, well proportioned +room, handsomely fitted up. Elizabeth, after slightly surveying it, went +to a window to enjoy its prospect. The hill, crowned with wood, which +they had descended, receiving increased abruptness from the distance, +was a beautiful object. Every disposition of the ground was good; and +she looked on the whole scene, the river, the trees scattered on its +banks and the winding of the valley, as far as she could trace it, +with delight. As they passed into other rooms these objects were taking +different positions; but from every window there were beauties to be +seen. The rooms were lofty and handsome, and their furniture suitable to +the fortune of its proprietor; but Elizabeth saw, with admiration of +his taste, that it was neither gaudy nor uselessly fine; with less of +splendour, and more real elegance, than the furniture of Rosings. + +"And of this place," thought she, "I might have been mistress! With +these rooms I might now have been familiarly acquainted! Instead of +viewing them as a stranger, I might have rejoiced in them as my own, and +welcomed to them as visitors my uncle and aunt. But no,"--recollecting +herself--"that could never be; my uncle and aunt would have been lost to +me; I should not have been allowed to invite them." + +This was a lucky recollection--it saved her from something very like +regret. + +She longed to inquire of the housekeeper whether her master was really +absent, but had not the courage for it. At length however, the question +was asked by her uncle; and she turned away with alarm, while Mrs. +Reynolds replied that he was, adding, "But we expect him to-morrow, with +a large party of friends." How rejoiced was Elizabeth that their own +journey had not by any circumstance been delayed a day! + +Her aunt now called her to look at a picture. She approached and saw the +likeness of Mr. Wickham, suspended, amongst several other miniatures, +over the mantelpiece. Her aunt asked her, smilingly, how she liked it. +The housekeeper came forward, and told them it was a picture of a young +gentleman, the son of her late master's steward, who had been brought +up by him at his own expense. "He is now gone into the army," she added; +"but I am afraid he has turned out very wild." + +Mrs. Gardiner looked at her niece with a smile, but Elizabeth could not +return it. + +"And that," said Mrs. Reynolds, pointing to another of the miniatures, +"is my master--and very like him. It was drawn at the same time as the +other--about eight years ago." + +"I have heard much of your master's fine person," said Mrs. Gardiner, +looking at the picture; "it is a handsome face. But, Lizzy, you can tell +us whether it is like or not." + +Mrs. Reynolds respect for Elizabeth seemed to increase on this +intimation of her knowing her master. + +"Does that young lady know Mr. Darcy?" + +Elizabeth coloured, and said: "A little." + +"And do not you think him a very handsome gentleman, ma'am?" + +"Yes, very handsome." + +"I am sure I know none so handsome; but in the gallery up stairs you +will see a finer, larger picture of him than this. This room was my late +master's favourite room, and these miniatures are just as they used to +be then. He was very fond of them." + +This accounted to Elizabeth for Mr. Wickham's being among them. + +Mrs. Reynolds then directed their attention to one of Miss Darcy, drawn +when she was only eight years old. + +"And is Miss Darcy as handsome as her brother?" said Mrs. Gardiner. + +"Oh! yes--the handsomest young lady that ever was seen; and so +accomplished!--She plays and sings all day long. In the next room is +a new instrument just come down for her--a present from my master; she +comes here to-morrow with him." + +Mr. Gardiner, whose manners were very easy and pleasant, encouraged her +communicativeness by his questions and remarks; Mrs. Reynolds, either +by pride or attachment, had evidently great pleasure in talking of her +master and his sister. + +"Is your master much at Pemberley in the course of the year?" + +"Not so much as I could wish, sir; but I dare say he may spend half his +time here; and Miss Darcy is always down for the summer months." + +"Except," thought Elizabeth, "when she goes to Ramsgate." + +"If your master would marry, you might see more of him." + +"Yes, sir; but I do not know when _that_ will be. I do not know who is +good enough for him." + +Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner smiled. Elizabeth could not help saying, "It is +very much to his credit, I am sure, that you should think so." + +"I say no more than the truth, and everybody will say that knows him," +replied the other. Elizabeth thought this was going pretty far; and she +listened with increasing astonishment as the housekeeper added, "I have +never known a cross word from him in my life, and I have known him ever +since he was four years old." + +This was praise, of all others most extraordinary, most opposite to her +ideas. That he was not a good-tempered man had been her firmest opinion. +Her keenest attention was awakened; she longed to hear more, and was +grateful to her uncle for saying: + +"There are very few people of whom so much can be said. You are lucky in +having such a master." + +"Yes, sir, I know I am. If I were to go through the world, I could +not meet with a better. But I have always observed, that they who are +good-natured when children, are good-natured when they grow up; and +he was always the sweetest-tempered, most generous-hearted boy in the +world." + +Elizabeth almost stared at her. "Can this be Mr. Darcy?" thought she. + +"His father was an excellent man," said Mrs. Gardiner. + +"Yes, ma'am, that he was indeed; and his son will be just like him--just +as affable to the poor." + +Elizabeth listened, wondered, doubted, and was impatient for more. Mrs. +Reynolds could interest her on no other point. She related the subjects +of the pictures, the dimensions of the rooms, and the price of the +furniture, in vain. Mr. Gardiner, highly amused by the kind of family +prejudice to which he attributed her excessive commendation of her +master, soon led again to the subject; and she dwelt with energy on his +many merits as they proceeded together up the great staircase. + +"He is the best landlord, and the best master," said she, "that ever +lived; not like the wild young men nowadays, who think of nothing but +themselves. There is not one of his tenants or servants but will give +him a good name. Some people call him proud; but I am sure I never saw +anything of it. To my fancy, it is only because he does not rattle away +like other young men." + +"In what an amiable light does this place him!" thought Elizabeth. + +"This fine account of him," whispered her aunt as they walked, "is not +quite consistent with his behaviour to our poor friend." + +"Perhaps we might be deceived." + +"That is not very likely; our authority was too good." + +On reaching the spacious lobby above they were shown into a very pretty +sitting-room, lately fitted up with greater elegance and lightness than +the apartments below; and were informed that it was but just done to +give pleasure to Miss Darcy, who had taken a liking to the room when +last at Pemberley. + +"He is certainly a good brother," said Elizabeth, as she walked towards +one of the windows. + +Mrs. Reynolds anticipated Miss Darcy's delight, when she should enter +the room. "And this is always the way with him," she added. "Whatever +can give his sister any pleasure is sure to be done in a moment. There +is nothing he would not do for her." + +The picture-gallery, and two or three of the principal bedrooms, were +all that remained to be shown. In the former were many good paintings; +but Elizabeth knew nothing of the art; and from such as had been already +visible below, she had willingly turned to look at some drawings of Miss +Darcy's, in crayons, whose subjects were usually more interesting, and +also more intelligible. + +In the gallery there were many family portraits, but they could have +little to fix the attention of a stranger. Elizabeth walked in quest of +the only face whose features would be known to her. At last it arrested +her--and she beheld a striking resemblance to Mr. Darcy, with such a +smile over the face as she remembered to have sometimes seen when he +looked at her. She stood several minutes before the picture, in earnest +contemplation, and returned to it again before they quitted the gallery. +Mrs. Reynolds informed them that it had been taken in his father's +lifetime. + +There was certainly at this moment, in Elizabeth's mind, a more gentle +sensation towards the original than she had ever felt at the height of +their acquaintance. The commendation bestowed on him by Mrs. Reynolds +was of no trifling nature. What praise is more valuable than the praise +of an intelligent servant? As a brother, a landlord, a master, she +considered how many people's happiness were in his guardianship!--how +much of pleasure or pain was it in his power to bestow!--how much of +good or evil must be done by him! Every idea that had been brought +forward by the housekeeper was favourable to his character, and as she +stood before the canvas on which he was represented, and fixed his +eyes upon herself, she thought of his regard with a deeper sentiment of +gratitude than it had ever raised before; she remembered its warmth, and +softened its impropriety of expression. + +When all of the house that was open to general inspection had been seen, +they returned downstairs, and, taking leave of the housekeeper, were +consigned over to the gardener, who met them at the hall-door. + +As they walked across the hall towards the river, Elizabeth turned back +to look again; her uncle and aunt stopped also, and while the former +was conjecturing as to the date of the building, the owner of it himself +suddenly came forward from the road, which led behind it to the stables. + +They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his +appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes +instantly met, and the cheeks of both were overspread with the deepest +blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immovable from +surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, +and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least +of perfect civility. + +She had instinctively turned away; but stopping on his approach, +received his compliments with an embarrassment impossible to be +overcome. Had his first appearance, or his resemblance to the picture +they had just been examining, been insufficient to assure the other two +that they now saw Mr. Darcy, the gardener's expression of surprise, on +beholding his master, must immediately have told it. They stood a little +aloof while he was talking to their niece, who, astonished and confused, +scarcely dared lift her eyes to his face, and knew not what answer +she returned to his civil inquiries after her family. Amazed at the +alteration of his manner since they last parted, every sentence that +he uttered was increasing her embarrassment; and every idea of the +impropriety of her being found there recurring to her mind, the few +minutes in which they continued were some of the most uncomfortable in +her life. Nor did he seem much more at ease; when he spoke, his accent +had none of its usual sedateness; and he repeated his inquiries as +to the time of her having left Longbourn, and of her having stayed in +Derbyshire, so often, and in so hurried a way, as plainly spoke the +distraction of his thoughts. + +At length every idea seemed to fail him; and, after standing a few +moments without saying a word, he suddenly recollected himself, and took +leave. + +The others then joined her, and expressed admiration of his figure; but +Elizabeth heard not a word, and wholly engrossed by her own feelings, +followed them in silence. She was overpowered by shame and vexation. Her +coming there was the most unfortunate, the most ill-judged thing in the +world! How strange it must appear to him! In what a disgraceful light +might it not strike so vain a man! It might seem as if she had purposely +thrown herself in his way again! Oh! why did she come? Or, why did he +thus come a day before he was expected? Had they been only ten minutes +sooner, they should have been beyond the reach of his discrimination; +for it was plain that he was that moment arrived--that moment alighted +from his horse or his carriage. She blushed again and again over +the perverseness of the meeting. And his behaviour, so strikingly +altered--what could it mean? That he should even speak to her was +amazing!--but to speak with such civility, to inquire after her family! +Never in her life had she seen his manners so little dignified, never +had he spoken with such gentleness as on this unexpected meeting. What +a contrast did it offer to his last address in Rosings Park, when he put +his letter into her hand! She knew not what to think, or how to account +for it. + +They had now entered a beautiful walk by the side of the water, and +every step was bringing forward a nobler fall of ground, or a finer +reach of the woods to which they were approaching; but it was some time +before Elizabeth was sensible of any of it; and, though she answered +mechanically to the repeated appeals of her uncle and aunt, and +seemed to direct her eyes to such objects as they pointed out, she +distinguished no part of the scene. Her thoughts were all fixed on that +one spot of Pemberley House, whichever it might be, where Mr. Darcy then +was. She longed to know what at the moment was passing in his mind--in +what manner he thought of her, and whether, in defiance of everything, +she was still dear to him. Perhaps he had been civil only because he +felt himself at ease; yet there had been _that_ in his voice which was +not like ease. Whether he had felt more of pain or of pleasure in +seeing her she could not tell, but he certainly had not seen her with +composure. + +At length, however, the remarks of her companions on her absence of mind +aroused her, and she felt the necessity of appearing more like herself. + +They entered the woods, and bidding adieu to the river for a while, +ascended some of the higher grounds; when, in spots where the opening of +the trees gave the eye power to wander, were many charming views of the +valley, the opposite hills, with the long range of woods overspreading +many, and occasionally part of the stream. Mr. Gardiner expressed a wish +of going round the whole park, but feared it might be beyond a walk. +With a triumphant smile they were told that it was ten miles round. +It settled the matter; and they pursued the accustomed circuit; which +brought them again, after some time, in a descent among hanging woods, +to the edge of the water, and one of its narrowest parts. They crossed +it by a simple bridge, in character with the general air of the scene; +it was a spot less adorned than any they had yet visited; and the +valley, here contracted into a glen, allowed room only for the stream, +and a narrow walk amidst the rough coppice-wood which bordered it. +Elizabeth longed to explore its windings; but when they had crossed the +bridge, and perceived their distance from the house, Mrs. Gardiner, +who was not a great walker, could go no farther, and thought only +of returning to the carriage as quickly as possible. Her niece was, +therefore, obliged to submit, and they took their way towards the house +on the opposite side of the river, in the nearest direction; but their +progress was slow, for Mr. Gardiner, though seldom able to indulge the +taste, was very fond of fishing, and was so much engaged in watching the +occasional appearance of some trout in the water, and talking to the +man about them, that he advanced but little. Whilst wandering on in this +slow manner, they were again surprised, and Elizabeth's astonishment +was quite equal to what it had been at first, by the sight of Mr. Darcy +approaching them, and at no great distance. The walk being here +less sheltered than on the other side, allowed them to see him before +they met. Elizabeth, however astonished, was at least more prepared +for an interview than before, and resolved to appear and to speak with +calmness, if he really intended to meet them. For a few moments, indeed, +she felt that he would probably strike into some other path. The idea +lasted while a turning in the walk concealed him from their view; the +turning past, he was immediately before them. With a glance, she saw +that he had lost none of his recent civility; and, to imitate his +politeness, she began, as they met, to admire the beauty of the place; +but she had not got beyond the words "delightful," and "charming," when +some unlucky recollections obtruded, and she fancied that praise of +Pemberley from her might be mischievously construed. Her colour changed, +and she said no more. + +Mrs. Gardiner was standing a little behind; and on her pausing, he asked +her if she would do him the honour of introducing him to her friends. +This was a stroke of civility for which she was quite unprepared; +and she could hardly suppress a smile at his being now seeking the +acquaintance of some of those very people against whom his pride had +revolted in his offer to herself. "What will be his surprise," thought +she, "when he knows who they are? He takes them now for people of +fashion." + +The introduction, however, was immediately made; and as she named their +relationship to herself, she stole a sly look at him, to see how he bore +it, and was not without the expectation of his decamping as fast as he +could from such disgraceful companions. That he was _surprised_ by the +connection was evident; he sustained it, however, with fortitude, and +so far from going away, turned back with them, and entered into +conversation with Mr. Gardiner. Elizabeth could not but be pleased, +could not but triumph. It was consoling that he should know she had +some relations for whom there was no need to blush. She listened most +attentively to all that passed between them, and gloried in every +expression, every sentence of her uncle, which marked his intelligence, +his taste, or his good manners. + +The conversation soon turned upon fishing; and she heard Mr. Darcy +invite him, with the greatest civility, to fish there as often as he +chose while he continued in the neighbourhood, offering at the same time +to supply him with fishing tackle, and pointing out those parts of +the stream where there was usually most sport. Mrs. Gardiner, who was +walking arm-in-arm with Elizabeth, gave her a look expressive of wonder. +Elizabeth said nothing, but it gratified her exceedingly; the compliment +must be all for herself. Her astonishment, however, was extreme, and +continually was she repeating, "Why is he so altered? From what can +it proceed? It cannot be for _me_--it cannot be for _my_ sake that his +manners are thus softened. My reproofs at Hunsford could not work such a +change as this. It is impossible that he should still love me." + +After walking some time in this way, the two ladies in front, the two +gentlemen behind, on resuming their places, after descending to +the brink of the river for the better inspection of some curious +water-plant, there chanced to be a little alteration. It originated +in Mrs. Gardiner, who, fatigued by the exercise of the morning, found +Elizabeth's arm inadequate to her support, and consequently preferred +her husband's. Mr. Darcy took her place by her niece, and they walked on +together. After a short silence, the lady first spoke. She wished him +to know that she had been assured of his absence before she came to the +place, and accordingly began by observing, that his arrival had been +very unexpected--"for your housekeeper," she added, "informed us that +you would certainly not be here till to-morrow; and indeed, before we +left Bakewell, we understood that you were not immediately expected +in the country." He acknowledged the truth of it all, and said that +business with his steward had occasioned his coming forward a few hours +before the rest of the party with whom he had been travelling. "They +will join me early to-morrow," he continued, "and among them are some +who will claim an acquaintance with you--Mr. Bingley and his sisters." + +Elizabeth answered only by a slight bow. Her thoughts were instantly +driven back to the time when Mr. Bingley's name had been the last +mentioned between them; and, if she might judge by his complexion, _his_ +mind was not very differently engaged. + +"There is also one other person in the party," he continued after a +pause, "who more particularly wishes to be known to you. Will you allow +me, or do I ask too much, to introduce my sister to your acquaintance +during your stay at Lambton?" + +The surprise of such an application was great indeed; it was too great +for her to know in what manner she acceded to it. She immediately felt +that whatever desire Miss Darcy might have of being acquainted with her +must be the work of her brother, and, without looking farther, it was +satisfactory; it was gratifying to know that his resentment had not made +him think really ill of her. + +They now walked on in silence, each of them deep in thought. Elizabeth +was not comfortable; that was impossible; but she was flattered and +pleased. His wish of introducing his sister to her was a compliment of +the highest kind. They soon outstripped the others, and when they had +reached the carriage, Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner were half a quarter of a +mile behind. + +He then asked her to walk into the house--but she declared herself not +tired, and they stood together on the lawn. At such a time much might +have been said, and silence was very awkward. She wanted to talk, but +there seemed to be an embargo on every subject. At last she recollected +that she had been travelling, and they talked of Matlock and Dove Dale +with great perseverance. Yet time and her aunt moved slowly--and her +patience and her ideas were nearly worn out before the tete-a-tete was +over. On Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner's coming up they were all pressed to go +into the house and take some refreshment; but this was declined, and +they parted on each side with utmost politeness. Mr. Darcy handed the +ladies into the carriage; and when it drove off, Elizabeth saw him +walking slowly towards the house. + +The observations of her uncle and aunt now began; and each of them +pronounced him to be infinitely superior to anything they had expected. +"He is perfectly well behaved, polite, and unassuming," said her uncle. + +"There _is_ something a little stately in him, to be sure," replied her +aunt, "but it is confined to his air, and is not unbecoming. I can now +say with the housekeeper, that though some people may call him proud, I +have seen nothing of it." + +"I was never more surprised than by his behaviour to us. It was more +than civil; it was really attentive; and there was no necessity for such +attention. His acquaintance with Elizabeth was very trifling." + +"To be sure, Lizzy," said her aunt, "he is not so handsome as Wickham; +or, rather, he has not Wickham's countenance, for his features +are perfectly good. But how came you to tell me that he was so +disagreeable?" + +Elizabeth excused herself as well as she could; said that she had liked +him better when they had met in Kent than before, and that she had never +seen him so pleasant as this morning. + +"But perhaps he may be a little whimsical in his civilities," replied +her uncle. "Your great men often are; and therefore I shall not take him +at his word, as he might change his mind another day, and warn me off +his grounds." + +Elizabeth felt that they had entirely misunderstood his character, but +said nothing. + +"From what we have seen of him," continued Mrs. Gardiner, "I really +should not have thought that he could have behaved in so cruel a way by +anybody as he has done by poor Wickham. He has not an ill-natured look. +On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he +speaks. And there is something of dignity in his countenance that would +not give one an unfavourable idea of his heart. But, to be sure, the +good lady who showed us his house did give him a most flaming character! +I could hardly help laughing aloud sometimes. But he is a liberal +master, I suppose, and _that_ in the eye of a servant comprehends every +virtue." + +Elizabeth here felt herself called on to say something in vindication of +his behaviour to Wickham; and therefore gave them to understand, in +as guarded a manner as she could, that by what she had heard from +his relations in Kent, his actions were capable of a very different +construction; and that his character was by no means so faulty, nor +Wickham's so amiable, as they had been considered in Hertfordshire. In +confirmation of this, she related the particulars of all the pecuniary +transactions in which they had been connected, without actually naming +her authority, but stating it to be such as might be relied on. + +Mrs. Gardiner was surprised and concerned; but as they were now +approaching the scene of her former pleasures, every idea gave way to +the charm of recollection; and she was too much engaged in pointing out +to her husband all the interesting spots in its environs to think of +anything else. Fatigued as she had been by the morning's walk they +had no sooner dined than she set off again in quest of her former +acquaintance, and the evening was spent in the satisfactions of a +intercourse renewed after many years' discontinuance. + +The occurrences of the day were too full of interest to leave Elizabeth +much attention for any of these new friends; and she could do nothing +but think, and think with wonder, of Mr. Darcy's civility, and, above +all, of his wishing her to be acquainted with his sister. + + + +Chapter 44 + + +Elizabeth had settled it that Mr. Darcy would bring his sister to visit +her the very day after her reaching Pemberley; and was consequently +resolved not to be out of sight of the inn the whole of that morning. +But her conclusion was false; for on the very morning after their +arrival at Lambton, these visitors came. They had been walking about the +place with some of their new friends, and were just returning to the inn +to dress themselves for dining with the same family, when the sound of a +carriage drew them to a window, and they saw a gentleman and a lady in +a curricle driving up the street. Elizabeth immediately recognizing +the livery, guessed what it meant, and imparted no small degree of her +surprise to her relations by acquainting them with the honour which she +expected. Her uncle and aunt were all amazement; and the embarrassment +of her manner as she spoke, joined to the circumstance itself, and many +of the circumstances of the preceding day, opened to them a new idea on +the business. Nothing had ever suggested it before, but they felt that +there was no other way of accounting for such attentions from such a +quarter than by supposing a partiality for their niece. While these +newly-born notions were passing in their heads, the perturbation of +Elizabeth's feelings was at every moment increasing. She was quite +amazed at her own discomposure; but amongst other causes of disquiet, +she dreaded lest the partiality of the brother should have said too much +in her favour; and, more than commonly anxious to please, she naturally +suspected that every power of pleasing would fail her. + +She retreated from the window, fearful of being seen; and as she walked +up and down the room, endeavouring to compose herself, saw such looks of +inquiring surprise in her uncle and aunt as made everything worse. + +Miss Darcy and her brother appeared, and this formidable introduction +took place. With astonishment did Elizabeth see that her new +acquaintance was at least as much embarrassed as herself. Since her +being at Lambton, she had heard that Miss Darcy was exceedingly proud; +but the observation of a very few minutes convinced her that she was +only exceedingly shy. She found it difficult to obtain even a word from +her beyond a monosyllable. + +Miss Darcy was tall, and on a larger scale than Elizabeth; and, though +little more than sixteen, her figure was formed, and her appearance +womanly and graceful. She was less handsome than her brother; but there +was sense and good humour in her face, and her manners were perfectly +unassuming and gentle. Elizabeth, who had expected to find in her as +acute and unembarrassed an observer as ever Mr. Darcy had been, was much +relieved by discerning such different feelings. + +They had not long been together before Mr. Darcy told her that Bingley +was also coming to wait on her; and she had barely time to express her +satisfaction, and prepare for such a visitor, when Bingley's quick +step was heard on the stairs, and in a moment he entered the room. All +Elizabeth's anger against him had been long done away; but had she still +felt any, it could hardly have stood its ground against the unaffected +cordiality with which he expressed himself on seeing her again. He +inquired in a friendly, though general way, after her family, and looked +and spoke with the same good-humoured ease that he had ever done. + +To Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner he was scarcely a less interesting personage +than to herself. They had long wished to see him. The whole party before +them, indeed, excited a lively attention. The suspicions which had just +arisen of Mr. Darcy and their niece directed their observation towards +each with an earnest though guarded inquiry; and they soon drew from +those inquiries the full conviction that one of them at least knew +what it was to love. Of the lady's sensations they remained a little +in doubt; but that the gentleman was overflowing with admiration was +evident enough. + +Elizabeth, on her side, had much to do. She wanted to ascertain the +feelings of each of her visitors; she wanted to compose her own, and +to make herself agreeable to all; and in the latter object, where she +feared most to fail, she was most sure of success, for those to whom she +endeavoured to give pleasure were prepossessed in her favour. Bingley +was ready, Georgiana was eager, and Darcy determined, to be pleased. + +In seeing Bingley, her thoughts naturally flew to her sister; and, oh! +how ardently did she long to know whether any of his were directed in +a like manner. Sometimes she could fancy that he talked less than on +former occasions, and once or twice pleased herself with the notion +that, as he looked at her, he was trying to trace a resemblance. But, +though this might be imaginary, she could not be deceived as to his +behaviour to Miss Darcy, who had been set up as a rival to Jane. No look +appeared on either side that spoke particular regard. Nothing occurred +between them that could justify the hopes of his sister. On this point +she was soon satisfied; and two or three little circumstances occurred +ere they parted, which, in her anxious interpretation, denoted a +recollection of Jane not untinctured by tenderness, and a wish of saying +more that might lead to the mention of her, had he dared. He observed +to her, at a moment when the others were talking together, and in a tone +which had something of real regret, that it "was a very long time since +he had had the pleasure of seeing her;" and, before she could reply, +he added, "It is above eight months. We have not met since the 26th of +November, when we were all dancing together at Netherfield." + +Elizabeth was pleased to find his memory so exact; and he afterwards +took occasion to ask her, when unattended to by any of the rest, whether +_all_ her sisters were at Longbourn. There was not much in the question, +nor in the preceding remark; but there was a look and a manner which +gave them meaning. + +It was not often that she could turn her eyes on Mr. Darcy himself; +but, whenever she did catch a glimpse, she saw an expression of general +complaisance, and in all that he said she heard an accent so removed +from _hauteur_ or disdain of his companions, as convinced her that +the improvement of manners which she had yesterday witnessed however +temporary its existence might prove, had at least outlived one day. When +she saw him thus seeking the acquaintance and courting the good opinion +of people with whom any intercourse a few months ago would have been a +disgrace--when she saw him thus civil, not only to herself, but to the +very relations whom he had openly disdained, and recollected their last +lively scene in Hunsford Parsonage--the difference, the change was +so great, and struck so forcibly on her mind, that she could hardly +restrain her astonishment from being visible. Never, even in the company +of his dear friends at Netherfield, or his dignified relations +at Rosings, had she seen him so desirous to please, so free from +self-consequence or unbending reserve, as now, when no importance +could result from the success of his endeavours, and when even the +acquaintance of those to whom his attentions were addressed would draw +down the ridicule and censure of the ladies both of Netherfield and +Rosings. + +Their visitors stayed with them above half-an-hour; and when they arose +to depart, Mr. Darcy called on his sister to join him in expressing +their wish of seeing Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner, and Miss Bennet, to dinner +at Pemberley, before they left the country. Miss Darcy, though with a +diffidence which marked her little in the habit of giving invitations, +readily obeyed. Mrs. Gardiner looked at her niece, desirous of knowing +how _she_, whom the invitation most concerned, felt disposed as to its +acceptance, but Elizabeth had turned away her head. Presuming however, +that this studied avoidance spoke rather a momentary embarrassment than +any dislike of the proposal, and seeing in her husband, who was fond of +society, a perfect willingness to accept it, she ventured to engage for +her attendance, and the day after the next was fixed on. + +Bingley expressed great pleasure in the certainty of seeing Elizabeth +again, having still a great deal to say to her, and many inquiries to +make after all their Hertfordshire friends. Elizabeth, construing all +this into a wish of hearing her speak of her sister, was pleased, and on +this account, as well as some others, found herself, when their +visitors left them, capable of considering the last half-hour with some +satisfaction, though while it was passing, the enjoyment of it had been +little. Eager to be alone, and fearful of inquiries or hints from her +uncle and aunt, she stayed with them only long enough to hear their +favourable opinion of Bingley, and then hurried away to dress. + +But she had no reason to fear Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner's curiosity; it was +not their wish to force her communication. It was evident that she was +much better acquainted with Mr. Darcy than they had before any idea of; +it was evident that he was very much in love with her. They saw much to +interest, but nothing to justify inquiry. + +Of Mr. Darcy it was now a matter of anxiety to think well; and, as far +as their acquaintance reached, there was no fault to find. They could +not be untouched by his politeness; and had they drawn his character +from their own feelings and his servant's report, without any reference +to any other account, the circle in Hertfordshire to which he was known +would not have recognized it for Mr. Darcy. There was now an interest, +however, in believing the housekeeper; and they soon became sensible +that the authority of a servant who had known him since he was four +years old, and whose own manners indicated respectability, was not to be +hastily rejected. Neither had anything occurred in the intelligence of +their Lambton friends that could materially lessen its weight. They had +nothing to accuse him of but pride; pride he probably had, and if not, +it would certainly be imputed by the inhabitants of a small market-town +where the family did not visit. It was acknowledged, however, that he +was a liberal man, and did much good among the poor. + +With respect to Wickham, the travellers soon found that he was not held +there in much estimation; for though the chief of his concerns with the +son of his patron were imperfectly understood, it was yet a well-known +fact that, on his quitting Derbyshire, he had left many debts behind +him, which Mr. Darcy afterwards discharged. + +As for Elizabeth, her thoughts were at Pemberley this evening more than +the last; and the evening, though as it passed it seemed long, was not +long enough to determine her feelings towards _one_ in that mansion; +and she lay awake two whole hours endeavouring to make them out. She +certainly did not hate him. No; hatred had vanished long ago, and she +had almost as long been ashamed of ever feeling a dislike against him, +that could be so called. The respect created by the conviction of his +valuable qualities, though at first unwillingly admitted, had for some +time ceased to be repugnant to her feeling; and it was now heightened +into somewhat of a friendlier nature, by the testimony so highly in +his favour, and bringing forward his disposition in so amiable a light, +which yesterday had produced. But above all, above respect and esteem, +there was a motive within her of goodwill which could not be overlooked. +It was gratitude; gratitude, not merely for having once loved her, +but for loving her still well enough to forgive all the petulance and +acrimony of her manner in rejecting him, and all the unjust accusations +accompanying her rejection. He who, she had been persuaded, would avoid +her as his greatest enemy, seemed, on this accidental meeting, most +eager to preserve the acquaintance, and without any indelicate display +of regard, or any peculiarity of manner, where their two selves only +were concerned, was soliciting the good opinion of her friends, and bent +on making her known to his sister. Such a change in a man of so much +pride exciting not only astonishment but gratitude--for to love, ardent +love, it must be attributed; and as such its impression on her was of a +sort to be encouraged, as by no means unpleasing, though it could not be +exactly defined. She respected, she esteemed, she was grateful to him, +she felt a real interest in his welfare; and she only wanted to know how +far she wished that welfare to depend upon herself, and how far it would +be for the happiness of both that she should employ the power, which her +fancy told her she still possessed, of bringing on her the renewal of +his addresses. + +It had been settled in the evening between the aunt and the niece, that +such a striking civility as Miss Darcy's in coming to see them on the +very day of her arrival at Pemberley, for she had reached it only to a +late breakfast, ought to be imitated, though it could not be equalled, +by some exertion of politeness on their side; and, consequently, that +it would be highly expedient to wait on her at Pemberley the following +morning. They were, therefore, to go. Elizabeth was pleased; though when +she asked herself the reason, she had very little to say in reply. + +Mr. Gardiner left them soon after breakfast. The fishing scheme had been +renewed the day before, and a positive engagement made of his meeting +some of the gentlemen at Pemberley before noon. + + + +Chapter 45 + + +Convinced as Elizabeth now was that Miss Bingley's dislike of her had +originated in jealousy, she could not help feeling how unwelcome her +appearance at Pemberley must be to her, and was curious to know with how +much civility on that lady's side the acquaintance would now be renewed. + +On reaching the house, they were shown through the hall into the saloon, +whose northern aspect rendered it delightful for summer. Its windows +opening to the ground, admitted a most refreshing view of the high woody +hills behind the house, and of the beautiful oaks and Spanish chestnuts +which were scattered over the intermediate lawn. + +In this house they were received by Miss Darcy, who was sitting there +with Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley, and the lady with whom she lived in +London. Georgiana's reception of them was very civil, but attended with +all the embarrassment which, though proceeding from shyness and the fear +of doing wrong, would easily give to those who felt themselves inferior +the belief of her being proud and reserved. Mrs. Gardiner and her niece, +however, did her justice, and pitied her. + +By Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley they were noticed only by a curtsey; and, +on their being seated, a pause, awkward as such pauses must always be, +succeeded for a few moments. It was first broken by Mrs. Annesley, a +genteel, agreeable-looking woman, whose endeavour to introduce some kind +of discourse proved her to be more truly well-bred than either of the +others; and between her and Mrs. Gardiner, with occasional help from +Elizabeth, the conversation was carried on. Miss Darcy looked as if she +wished for courage enough to join in it; and sometimes did venture a +short sentence when there was least danger of its being heard. + +Elizabeth soon saw that she was herself closely watched by Miss Bingley, +and that she could not speak a word, especially to Miss Darcy, without +calling her attention. This observation would not have prevented her +from trying to talk to the latter, had they not been seated at an +inconvenient distance; but she was not sorry to be spared the necessity +of saying much. Her own thoughts were employing her. She expected every +moment that some of the gentlemen would enter the room. She wished, she +feared that the master of the house might be amongst them; and whether +she wished or feared it most, she could scarcely determine. After +sitting in this manner a quarter of an hour without hearing Miss +Bingley's voice, Elizabeth was roused by receiving from her a cold +inquiry after the health of her family. She answered with equal +indifference and brevity, and the other said no more. + +The next variation which their visit afforded was produced by the +entrance of servants with cold meat, cake, and a variety of all the +finest fruits in season; but this did not take place till after many +a significant look and smile from Mrs. Annesley to Miss Darcy had been +given, to remind her of her post. There was now employment for the whole +party--for though they could not all talk, they could all eat; and the +beautiful pyramids of grapes, nectarines, and peaches soon collected +them round the table. + +While thus engaged, Elizabeth had a fair opportunity of deciding whether +she most feared or wished for the appearance of Mr. Darcy, by the +feelings which prevailed on his entering the room; and then, though but +a moment before she had believed her wishes to predominate, she began to +regret that he came. + +He had been some time with Mr. Gardiner, who, with two or three other +gentlemen from the house, was engaged by the river, and had left him +only on learning that the ladies of the family intended a visit to +Georgiana that morning. No sooner did he appear than Elizabeth wisely +resolved to be perfectly easy and unembarrassed; a resolution the more +necessary to be made, but perhaps not the more easily kept, because she +saw that the suspicions of the whole party were awakened against them, +and that there was scarcely an eye which did not watch his behaviour +when he first came into the room. In no countenance was attentive +curiosity so strongly marked as in Miss Bingley's, in spite of the +smiles which overspread her face whenever she spoke to one of its +objects; for jealousy had not yet made her desperate, and her attentions +to Mr. Darcy were by no means over. Miss Darcy, on her brother's +entrance, exerted herself much more to talk, and Elizabeth saw that he +was anxious for his sister and herself to get acquainted, and forwarded +as much as possible, every attempt at conversation on either side. Miss +Bingley saw all this likewise; and, in the imprudence of anger, took the +first opportunity of saying, with sneering civility: + +"Pray, Miss Eliza, are not the ----shire Militia removed from Meryton? +They must be a great loss to _your_ family." + +In Darcy's presence she dared not mention Wickham's name; but Elizabeth +instantly comprehended that he was uppermost in her thoughts; and the +various recollections connected with him gave her a moment's distress; +but exerting herself vigorously to repel the ill-natured attack, she +presently answered the question in a tolerably detached tone. While +she spoke, an involuntary glance showed her Darcy, with a heightened +complexion, earnestly looking at her, and his sister overcome with +confusion, and unable to lift up her eyes. Had Miss Bingley known what +pain she was then giving her beloved friend, she undoubtedly would +have refrained from the hint; but she had merely intended to discompose +Elizabeth by bringing forward the idea of a man to whom she believed +her partial, to make her betray a sensibility which might injure her in +Darcy's opinion, and, perhaps, to remind the latter of all the follies +and absurdities by which some part of her family were connected +with that corps. Not a syllable had ever reached her of Miss Darcy's +meditated elopement. To no creature had it been revealed, where secrecy +was possible, except to Elizabeth; and from all Bingley's connections +her brother was particularly anxious to conceal it, from the very +wish which Elizabeth had long ago attributed to him, of their becoming +hereafter her own. He had certainly formed such a plan, and without +meaning that it should affect his endeavour to separate him from Miss +Bennet, it is probable that it might add something to his lively concern +for the welfare of his friend. + +Elizabeth's collected behaviour, however, soon quieted his emotion; and +as Miss Bingley, vexed and disappointed, dared not approach nearer to +Wickham, Georgiana also recovered in time, though not enough to be able +to speak any more. Her brother, whose eye she feared to meet, scarcely +recollected her interest in the affair, and the very circumstance which +had been designed to turn his thoughts from Elizabeth seemed to have +fixed them on her more and more cheerfully. + +Their visit did not continue long after the question and answer above +mentioned; and while Mr. Darcy was attending them to their carriage Miss +Bingley was venting her feelings in criticisms on Elizabeth's person, +behaviour, and dress. But Georgiana would not join her. Her brother's +recommendation was enough to ensure her favour; his judgement could not +err. And he had spoken in such terms of Elizabeth as to leave Georgiana +without the power of finding her otherwise than lovely and amiable. When +Darcy returned to the saloon, Miss Bingley could not help repeating to +him some part of what she had been saying to his sister. + +"How very ill Miss Eliza Bennet looks this morning, Mr. Darcy," she +cried; "I never in my life saw anyone so much altered as she is since +the winter. She is grown so brown and coarse! Louisa and I were agreeing +that we should not have known her again." + +However little Mr. Darcy might have liked such an address, he contented +himself with coolly replying that he perceived no other alteration than +her being rather tanned, no miraculous consequence of travelling in the +summer. + +"For my own part," she rejoined, "I must confess that I never could +see any beauty in her. Her face is too thin; her complexion has no +brilliancy; and her features are not at all handsome. Her nose +wants character--there is nothing marked in its lines. Her teeth are +tolerable, but not out of the common way; and as for her eyes, +which have sometimes been called so fine, I could never see anything +extraordinary in them. They have a sharp, shrewish look, which I do +not like at all; and in her air altogether there is a self-sufficiency +without fashion, which is intolerable." + +Persuaded as Miss Bingley was that Darcy admired Elizabeth, this was not +the best method of recommending herself; but angry people are not always +wise; and in seeing him at last look somewhat nettled, she had all the +success she expected. He was resolutely silent, however, and, from a +determination of making him speak, she continued: + +"I remember, when we first knew her in Hertfordshire, how amazed we all +were to find that she was a reputed beauty; and I particularly recollect +your saying one night, after they had been dining at Netherfield, '_She_ +a beauty!--I should as soon call her mother a wit.' But afterwards she +seemed to improve on you, and I believe you thought her rather pretty at +one time." + +"Yes," replied Darcy, who could contain himself no longer, "but _that_ +was only when I first saw her, for it is many months since I have +considered her as one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance." + +He then went away, and Miss Bingley was left to all the satisfaction of +having forced him to say what gave no one any pain but herself. + +Mrs. Gardiner and Elizabeth talked of all that had occurred during their +visit, as they returned, except what had particularly interested them +both. The look and behaviour of everybody they had seen were discussed, +except of the person who had mostly engaged their attention. They talked +of his sister, his friends, his house, his fruit--of everything but +himself; yet Elizabeth was longing to know what Mrs. Gardiner thought of +him, and Mrs. Gardiner would have been highly gratified by her niece's +beginning the subject. + + + +Chapter 46 + + +Elizabeth had been a good deal disappointed in not finding a letter from +Jane on their first arrival at Lambton; and this disappointment had been +renewed on each of the mornings that had now been spent there; but +on the third her repining was over, and her sister justified, by the +receipt of two letters from her at once, on one of which was marked that +it had been missent elsewhere. Elizabeth was not surprised at it, as +Jane had written the direction remarkably ill. + +They had just been preparing to walk as the letters came in; and +her uncle and aunt, leaving her to enjoy them in quiet, set off by +themselves. The one missent must first be attended to; it had been +written five days ago. The beginning contained an account of all their +little parties and engagements, with such news as the country afforded; +but the latter half, which was dated a day later, and written in evident +agitation, gave more important intelligence. It was to this effect: + +"Since writing the above, dearest Lizzy, something has occurred of a +most unexpected and serious nature; but I am afraid of alarming you--be +assured that we are all well. What I have to say relates to poor Lydia. +An express came at twelve last night, just as we were all gone to bed, +from Colonel Forster, to inform us that she was gone off to Scotland +with one of his officers; to own the truth, with Wickham! Imagine our +surprise. To Kitty, however, it does not seem so wholly unexpected. I am +very, very sorry. So imprudent a match on both sides! But I am willing +to hope the best, and that his character has been misunderstood. +Thoughtless and indiscreet I can easily believe him, but this step +(and let us rejoice over it) marks nothing bad at heart. His choice is +disinterested at least, for he must know my father can give her nothing. +Our poor mother is sadly grieved. My father bears it better. How +thankful am I that we never let them know what has been said against +him; we must forget it ourselves. They were off Saturday night about +twelve, as is conjectured, but were not missed till yesterday morning at +eight. The express was sent off directly. My dear Lizzy, they must have +passed within ten miles of us. Colonel Forster gives us reason to expect +him here soon. Lydia left a few lines for his wife, informing her of +their intention. I must conclude, for I cannot be long from my poor +mother. I am afraid you will not be able to make it out, but I hardly +know what I have written." + +Without allowing herself time for consideration, and scarcely knowing +what she felt, Elizabeth on finishing this letter instantly seized the +other, and opening it with the utmost impatience, read as follows: it +had been written a day later than the conclusion of the first. + +"By this time, my dearest sister, you have received my hurried letter; I +wish this may be more intelligible, but though not confined for time, my +head is so bewildered that I cannot answer for being coherent. Dearest +Lizzy, I hardly know what I would write, but I have bad news for you, +and it cannot be delayed. Imprudent as the marriage between Mr. Wickham +and our poor Lydia would be, we are now anxious to be assured it has +taken place, for there is but too much reason to fear they are not gone +to Scotland. Colonel Forster came yesterday, having left Brighton the +day before, not many hours after the express. Though Lydia's short +letter to Mrs. F. gave them to understand that they were going to Gretna +Green, something was dropped by Denny expressing his belief that W. +never intended to go there, or to marry Lydia at all, which was +repeated to Colonel F., who, instantly taking the alarm, set off from B. +intending to trace their route. He did trace them easily to Clapham, +but no further; for on entering that place, they removed into a hackney +coach, and dismissed the chaise that brought them from Epsom. All that +is known after this is, that they were seen to continue the London road. +I know not what to think. After making every possible inquiry on that +side London, Colonel F. came on into Hertfordshire, anxiously renewing +them at all the turnpikes, and at the inns in Barnet and Hatfield, but +without any success--no such people had been seen to pass through. With +the kindest concern he came on to Longbourn, and broke his apprehensions +to us in a manner most creditable to his heart. I am sincerely grieved +for him and Mrs. F., but no one can throw any blame on them. Our +distress, my dear Lizzy, is very great. My father and mother believe the +worst, but I cannot think so ill of him. Many circumstances might make +it more eligible for them to be married privately in town than to pursue +their first plan; and even if _he_ could form such a design against a +young woman of Lydia's connections, which is not likely, can I suppose +her so lost to everything? Impossible! I grieve to find, however, that +Colonel F. is not disposed to depend upon their marriage; he shook his +head when I expressed my hopes, and said he feared W. was not a man to +be trusted. My poor mother is really ill, and keeps her room. Could she +exert herself, it would be better; but this is not to be expected. And +as to my father, I never in my life saw him so affected. Poor Kitty has +anger for having concealed their attachment; but as it was a matter of +confidence, one cannot wonder. I am truly glad, dearest Lizzy, that you +have been spared something of these distressing scenes; but now, as the +first shock is over, shall I own that I long for your return? I am not +so selfish, however, as to press for it, if inconvenient. Adieu! I +take up my pen again to do what I have just told you I would not; but +circumstances are such that I cannot help earnestly begging you all to +come here as soon as possible. I know my dear uncle and aunt so well, +that I am not afraid of requesting it, though I have still something +more to ask of the former. My father is going to London with Colonel +Forster instantly, to try to discover her. What he means to do I am sure +I know not; but his excessive distress will not allow him to pursue any +measure in the best and safest way, and Colonel Forster is obliged to +be at Brighton again to-morrow evening. In such an exigence, my +uncle's advice and assistance would be everything in the world; he will +immediately comprehend what I must feel, and I rely upon his goodness." + +"Oh! where, where is my uncle?" cried Elizabeth, darting from her seat +as she finished the letter, in eagerness to follow him, without losing +a moment of the time so precious; but as she reached the door it was +opened by a servant, and Mr. Darcy appeared. Her pale face and impetuous +manner made him start, and before he could recover himself to speak, +she, in whose mind every idea was superseded by Lydia's situation, +hastily exclaimed, "I beg your pardon, but I must leave you. I must find +Mr. Gardiner this moment, on business that cannot be delayed; I have not +an instant to lose." + +"Good God! what is the matter?" cried he, with more feeling than +politeness; then recollecting himself, "I will not detain you a minute; +but let me, or let the servant go after Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner. You are +not well enough; you cannot go yourself." + +Elizabeth hesitated, but her knees trembled under her and she felt how +little would be gained by her attempting to pursue them. Calling back +the servant, therefore, she commissioned him, though in so breathless +an accent as made her almost unintelligible, to fetch his master and +mistress home instantly. + +On his quitting the room she sat down, unable to support herself, and +looking so miserably ill, that it was impossible for Darcy to leave her, +or to refrain from saying, in a tone of gentleness and commiseration, +"Let me call your maid. Is there nothing you could take to give you +present relief? A glass of wine; shall I get you one? You are very ill." + +"No, I thank you," she replied, endeavouring to recover herself. "There +is nothing the matter with me. I am quite well; I am only distressed by +some dreadful news which I have just received from Longbourn." + +She burst into tears as she alluded to it, and for a few minutes could +not speak another word. Darcy, in wretched suspense, could only say +something indistinctly of his concern, and observe her in compassionate +silence. At length she spoke again. "I have just had a letter from Jane, +with such dreadful news. It cannot be concealed from anyone. My younger +sister has left all her friends--has eloped; has thrown herself into +the power of--of Mr. Wickham. They are gone off together from Brighton. +_You_ know him too well to doubt the rest. She has no money, no +connections, nothing that can tempt him to--she is lost for ever." + +Darcy was fixed in astonishment. "When I consider," she added in a yet +more agitated voice, "that I might have prevented it! I, who knew what +he was. Had I but explained some part of it only--some part of what I +learnt, to my own family! Had his character been known, this could not +have happened. But it is all--all too late now." + +"I am grieved indeed," cried Darcy; "grieved--shocked. But is it +certain--absolutely certain?" + +"Oh, yes! They left Brighton together on Sunday night, and were traced +almost to London, but not beyond; they are certainly not gone to +Scotland." + +"And what has been done, what has been attempted, to recover her?" + +"My father is gone to London, and Jane has written to beg my uncle's +immediate assistance; and we shall be off, I hope, in half-an-hour. But +nothing can be done--I know very well that nothing can be done. How is +such a man to be worked on? How are they even to be discovered? I have +not the smallest hope. It is every way horrible!" + +Darcy shook his head in silent acquiescence. + +"When _my_ eyes were opened to his real character--Oh! had I known what +I ought, what I dared to do! But I knew not--I was afraid of doing too +much. Wretched, wretched mistake!" + +Darcy made no answer. He seemed scarcely to hear her, and was walking +up and down the room in earnest meditation, his brow contracted, his air +gloomy. Elizabeth soon observed, and instantly understood it. Her +power was sinking; everything _must_ sink under such a proof of family +weakness, such an assurance of the deepest disgrace. She could neither +wonder nor condemn, but the belief of his self-conquest brought nothing +consolatory to her bosom, afforded no palliation of her distress. It +was, on the contrary, exactly calculated to make her understand her own +wishes; and never had she so honestly felt that she could have loved +him, as now, when all love must be vain. + +But self, though it would intrude, could not engross her. Lydia--the +humiliation, the misery she was bringing on them all, soon swallowed +up every private care; and covering her face with her handkerchief, +Elizabeth was soon lost to everything else; and, after a pause of +several minutes, was only recalled to a sense of her situation by +the voice of her companion, who, in a manner which, though it spoke +compassion, spoke likewise restraint, said, "I am afraid you have been +long desiring my absence, nor have I anything to plead in excuse of my +stay, but real, though unavailing concern. Would to Heaven that anything +could be either said or done on my part that might offer consolation to +such distress! But I will not torment you with vain wishes, which may +seem purposely to ask for your thanks. This unfortunate affair will, I +fear, prevent my sister's having the pleasure of seeing you at Pemberley +to-day." + +"Oh, yes. Be so kind as to apologise for us to Miss Darcy. Say that +urgent business calls us home immediately. Conceal the unhappy truth as +long as it is possible, I know it cannot be long." + +He readily assured her of his secrecy; again expressed his sorrow for +her distress, wished it a happier conclusion than there was at present +reason to hope, and leaving his compliments for her relations, with only +one serious, parting look, went away. + +As he quitted the room, Elizabeth felt how improbable it was that they +should ever see each other again on such terms of cordiality as +had marked their several meetings in Derbyshire; and as she threw a +retrospective glance over the whole of their acquaintance, so full +of contradictions and varieties, sighed at the perverseness of those +feelings which would now have promoted its continuance, and would +formerly have rejoiced in its termination. + +If gratitude and esteem are good foundations of affection, Elizabeth's +change of sentiment will be neither improbable nor faulty. But if +otherwise--if regard springing from such sources is unreasonable or +unnatural, in comparison of what is so often described as arising on +a first interview with its object, and even before two words have been +exchanged, nothing can be said in her defence, except that she had given +somewhat of a trial to the latter method in her partiality for Wickham, +and that its ill success might, perhaps, authorise her to seek the other +less interesting mode of attachment. Be that as it may, she saw him +go with regret; and in this early example of what Lydia's infamy must +produce, found additional anguish as she reflected on that wretched +business. Never, since reading Jane's second letter, had she entertained +a hope of Wickham's meaning to marry her. No one but Jane, she thought, +could flatter herself with such an expectation. Surprise was the least +of her feelings on this development. While the contents of the first +letter remained in her mind, she was all surprise--all astonishment that +Wickham should marry a girl whom it was impossible he could marry +for money; and how Lydia could ever have attached him had appeared +incomprehensible. But now it was all too natural. For such an attachment +as this she might have sufficient charms; and though she did not suppose +Lydia to be deliberately engaging in an elopement without the intention +of marriage, she had no difficulty in believing that neither her virtue +nor her understanding would preserve her from falling an easy prey. + +She had never perceived, while the regiment was in Hertfordshire, that +Lydia had any partiality for him; but she was convinced that Lydia +wanted only encouragement to attach herself to anybody. Sometimes one +officer, sometimes another, had been her favourite, as their attentions +raised them in her opinion. Her affections had continually been +fluctuating but never without an object. The mischief of neglect and +mistaken indulgence towards such a girl--oh! how acutely did she now +feel it! + +She was wild to be at home--to hear, to see, to be upon the spot to +share with Jane in the cares that must now fall wholly upon her, in a +family so deranged, a father absent, a mother incapable of exertion, and +requiring constant attendance; and though almost persuaded that nothing +could be done for Lydia, her uncle's interference seemed of the utmost +importance, and till he entered the room her impatience was severe. Mr. +and Mrs. Gardiner had hurried back in alarm, supposing by the servant's +account that their niece was taken suddenly ill; but satisfying them +instantly on that head, she eagerly communicated the cause of their +summons, reading the two letters aloud, and dwelling on the postscript +of the last with trembling energy.--Though Lydia had never been a +favourite with them, Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner could not but be deeply +afflicted. Not Lydia only, but all were concerned in it; and after the +first exclamations of surprise and horror, Mr. Gardiner promised every +assistance in his power. Elizabeth, though expecting no less, thanked +him with tears of gratitude; and all three being actuated by one spirit, +everything relating to their journey was speedily settled. They were to +be off as soon as possible. "But what is to be done about Pemberley?" +cried Mrs. Gardiner. "John told us Mr. Darcy was here when you sent for +us; was it so?" + +"Yes; and I told him we should not be able to keep our engagement. +_That_ is all settled." + +"What is all settled?" repeated the other, as she ran into her room to +prepare. "And are they upon such terms as for her to disclose the real +truth? Oh, that I knew how it was!" + +But wishes were vain, or at least could only serve to amuse her in the +hurry and confusion of the following hour. Had Elizabeth been at leisure +to be idle, she would have remained certain that all employment was +impossible to one so wretched as herself; but she had her share of +business as well as her aunt, and amongst the rest there were notes to +be written to all their friends at Lambton, with false excuses for their +sudden departure. An hour, however, saw the whole completed; and Mr. +Gardiner meanwhile having settled his account at the inn, nothing +remained to be done but to go; and Elizabeth, after all the misery of +the morning, found herself, in a shorter space of time than she could +have supposed, seated in the carriage, and on the road to Longbourn. + + + +Chapter 47 + + +"I have been thinking it over again, Elizabeth," said her uncle, as they +drove from the town; "and really, upon serious consideration, I am much +more inclined than I was to judge as your eldest sister does on the +matter. It appears to me so very unlikely that any young man should +form such a design against a girl who is by no means unprotected or +friendless, and who was actually staying in his colonel's family, that I +am strongly inclined to hope the best. Could he expect that her friends +would not step forward? Could he expect to be noticed again by the +regiment, after such an affront to Colonel Forster? His temptation is +not adequate to the risk!" + +"Do you really think so?" cried Elizabeth, brightening up for a moment. + +"Upon my word," said Mrs. Gardiner, "I begin to be of your uncle's +opinion. It is really too great a violation of decency, honour, and +interest, for him to be guilty of. I cannot think so very ill of +Wickham. Can you yourself, Lizzy, so wholly give him up, as to believe +him capable of it?" + +"Not, perhaps, of neglecting his own interest; but of every other +neglect I can believe him capable. If, indeed, it should be so! But I +dare not hope it. Why should they not go on to Scotland if that had been +the case?" + +"In the first place," replied Mr. Gardiner, "there is no absolute proof +that they are not gone to Scotland." + +"Oh! but their removing from the chaise into a hackney coach is such +a presumption! And, besides, no traces of them were to be found on the +Barnet road." + +"Well, then--supposing them to be in London. They may be there, though +for the purpose of concealment, for no more exceptional purpose. It is +not likely that money should be very abundant on either side; and it +might strike them that they could be more economically, though less +expeditiously, married in London than in Scotland." + +"But why all this secrecy? Why any fear of detection? Why must their +marriage be private? Oh, no, no--this is not likely. His most particular +friend, you see by Jane's account, was persuaded of his never intending +to marry her. Wickham will never marry a woman without some money. He +cannot afford it. And what claims has Lydia--what attraction has she +beyond youth, health, and good humour that could make him, for her sake, +forego every chance of benefiting himself by marrying well? As to what +restraint the apprehensions of disgrace in the corps might throw on a +dishonourable elopement with her, I am not able to judge; for I know +nothing of the effects that such a step might produce. But as to your +other objection, I am afraid it will hardly hold good. Lydia has +no brothers to step forward; and he might imagine, from my father's +behaviour, from his indolence and the little attention he has ever +seemed to give to what was going forward in his family, that _he_ would +do as little, and think as little about it, as any father could do, in +such a matter." + +"But can you think that Lydia is so lost to everything but love of him +as to consent to live with him on any terms other than marriage?" + +"It does seem, and it is most shocking indeed," replied Elizabeth, with +tears in her eyes, "that a sister's sense of decency and virtue in such +a point should admit of doubt. But, really, I know not what to say. +Perhaps I am not doing her justice. But she is very young; she has never +been taught to think on serious subjects; and for the last half-year, +nay, for a twelvemonth--she has been given up to nothing but amusement +and vanity. She has been allowed to dispose of her time in the most idle +and frivolous manner, and to adopt any opinions that came in her way. +Since the ----shire were first quartered in Meryton, nothing but love, +flirtation, and officers have been in her head. She has been doing +everything in her power by thinking and talking on the subject, to give +greater--what shall I call it? susceptibility to her feelings; which are +naturally lively enough. And we all know that Wickham has every charm of +person and address that can captivate a woman." + +"But you see that Jane," said her aunt, "does not think so very ill of +Wickham as to believe him capable of the attempt." + +"Of whom does Jane ever think ill? And who is there, whatever might be +their former conduct, that she would think capable of such an attempt, +till it were proved against them? But Jane knows, as well as I do, what +Wickham really is. We both know that he has been profligate in every +sense of the word; that he has neither integrity nor honour; that he is +as false and deceitful as he is insinuating." + +"And do you really know all this?" cried Mrs. Gardiner, whose curiosity +as to the mode of her intelligence was all alive. + +"I do indeed," replied Elizabeth, colouring. "I told you, the other day, +of his infamous behaviour to Mr. Darcy; and you yourself, when last at +Longbourn, heard in what manner he spoke of the man who had behaved +with such forbearance and liberality towards him. And there are other +circumstances which I am not at liberty--which it is not worth while to +relate; but his lies about the whole Pemberley family are endless. From +what he said of Miss Darcy I was thoroughly prepared to see a proud, +reserved, disagreeable girl. Yet he knew to the contrary himself. He +must know that she was as amiable and unpretending as we have found +her." + +"But does Lydia know nothing of this? can she be ignorant of what you +and Jane seem so well to understand?" + +"Oh, yes!--that, that is the worst of all. Till I was in Kent, and saw +so much both of Mr. Darcy and his relation Colonel Fitzwilliam, I was +ignorant of the truth myself. And when I returned home, the ----shire +was to leave Meryton in a week or fortnight's time. As that was the +case, neither Jane, to whom I related the whole, nor I, thought it +necessary to make our knowledge public; for of what use could +it apparently be to any one, that the good opinion which all the +neighbourhood had of him should then be overthrown? And even when it was +settled that Lydia should go with Mrs. Forster, the necessity of opening +her eyes to his character never occurred to me. That _she_ could be +in any danger from the deception never entered my head. That such a +consequence as _this_ could ensue, you may easily believe, was far +enough from my thoughts." + +"When they all removed to Brighton, therefore, you had no reason, I +suppose, to believe them fond of each other?" + +"Not the slightest. I can remember no symptom of affection on either +side; and had anything of the kind been perceptible, you must be aware +that ours is not a family on which it could be thrown away. When first +he entered the corps, she was ready enough to admire him; but so we all +were. Every girl in or near Meryton was out of her senses about him for +the first two months; but he never distinguished _her_ by any particular +attention; and, consequently, after a moderate period of extravagant and +wild admiration, her fancy for him gave way, and others of the regiment, +who treated her with more distinction, again became her favourites." + + * * * * * + +It may be easily believed, that however little of novelty could be added +to their fears, hopes, and conjectures, on this interesting subject, by +its repeated discussion, no other could detain them from it long, during +the whole of the journey. From Elizabeth's thoughts it was never absent. +Fixed there by the keenest of all anguish, self-reproach, she could find +no interval of ease or forgetfulness. + +They travelled as expeditiously as possible, and, sleeping one night +on the road, reached Longbourn by dinner time the next day. It was a +comfort to Elizabeth to consider that Jane could not have been wearied +by long expectations. + +The little Gardiners, attracted by the sight of a chaise, were standing +on the steps of the house as they entered the paddock; and, when the +carriage drove up to the door, the joyful surprise that lighted up their +faces, and displayed itself over their whole bodies, in a variety of +capers and frisks, was the first pleasing earnest of their welcome. + +Elizabeth jumped out; and, after giving each of them a hasty kiss, +hurried into the vestibule, where Jane, who came running down from her +mother's apartment, immediately met her. + +Elizabeth, as she affectionately embraced her, whilst tears filled the +eyes of both, lost not a moment in asking whether anything had been +heard of the fugitives. + +"Not yet," replied Jane. "But now that my dear uncle is come, I hope +everything will be well." + +"Is my father in town?" + +"Yes, he went on Tuesday, as I wrote you word." + +"And have you heard from him often?" + +"We have heard only twice. He wrote me a few lines on Wednesday to say +that he had arrived in safety, and to give me his directions, which I +particularly begged him to do. He merely added that he should not write +again till he had something of importance to mention." + +"And my mother--how is she? How are you all?" + +"My mother is tolerably well, I trust; though her spirits are greatly +shaken. She is up stairs and will have great satisfaction in seeing you +all. She does not yet leave her dressing-room. Mary and Kitty, thank +Heaven, are quite well." + +"But you--how are you?" cried Elizabeth. "You look pale. How much you +must have gone through!" + +Her sister, however, assured her of her being perfectly well; and their +conversation, which had been passing while Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner were +engaged with their children, was now put an end to by the approach +of the whole party. Jane ran to her uncle and aunt, and welcomed and +thanked them both, with alternate smiles and tears. + +When they were all in the drawing-room, the questions which Elizabeth +had already asked were of course repeated by the others, and they soon +found that Jane had no intelligence to give. The sanguine hope of +good, however, which the benevolence of her heart suggested had not yet +deserted her; she still expected that it would all end well, and that +every morning would bring some letter, either from Lydia or her father, +to explain their proceedings, and, perhaps, announce their marriage. + +Mrs. Bennet, to whose apartment they all repaired, after a few minutes' +conversation together, received them exactly as might be expected; with +tears and lamentations of regret, invectives against the villainous +conduct of Wickham, and complaints of her own sufferings and ill-usage; +blaming everybody but the person to whose ill-judging indulgence the +errors of her daughter must principally be owing. + +"If I had been able," said she, "to carry my point in going to Brighton, +with all my family, _this_ would not have happened; but poor dear Lydia +had nobody to take care of her. Why did the Forsters ever let her go out +of their sight? I am sure there was some great neglect or other on their +side, for she is not the kind of girl to do such a thing if she had been +well looked after. I always thought they were very unfit to have the +charge of her; but I was overruled, as I always am. Poor dear child! +And now here's Mr. Bennet gone away, and I know he will fight Wickham, +wherever he meets him and then he will be killed, and what is to become +of us all? The Collinses will turn us out before he is cold in his +grave, and if you are not kind to us, brother, I do not know what we +shall do." + +They all exclaimed against such terrific ideas; and Mr. Gardiner, after +general assurances of his affection for her and all her family, told her +that he meant to be in London the very next day, and would assist Mr. +Bennet in every endeavour for recovering Lydia. + +"Do not give way to useless alarm," added he; "though it is right to be +prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain. +It is not quite a week since they left Brighton. In a few days more we +may gain some news of them; and till we know that they are not married, +and have no design of marrying, do not let us give the matter over as +lost. As soon as I get to town I shall go to my brother, and make +him come home with me to Gracechurch Street; and then we may consult +together as to what is to be done." + +"Oh! my dear brother," replied Mrs. Bennet, "that is exactly what I +could most wish for. And now do, when you get to town, find them out, +wherever they may be; and if they are not married already, _make_ them +marry. And as for wedding clothes, do not let them wait for that, but +tell Lydia she shall have as much money as she chooses to buy them, +after they are married. And, above all, keep Mr. Bennet from fighting. +Tell him what a dreadful state I am in, that I am frighted out of my +wits--and have such tremblings, such flutterings, all over me--such +spasms in my side and pains in my head, and such beatings at heart, that +I can get no rest by night nor by day. And tell my dear Lydia not to +give any directions about her clothes till she has seen me, for she does +not know which are the best warehouses. Oh, brother, how kind you are! I +know you will contrive it all." + +But Mr. Gardiner, though he assured her again of his earnest endeavours +in the cause, could not avoid recommending moderation to her, as well +in her hopes as her fear; and after talking with her in this manner till +dinner was on the table, they all left her to vent all her feelings on +the housekeeper, who attended in the absence of her daughters. + +Though her brother and sister were persuaded that there was no real +occasion for such a seclusion from the family, they did not attempt to +oppose it, for they knew that she had not prudence enough to hold her +tongue before the servants, while they waited at table, and judged it +better that _one_ only of the household, and the one whom they could +most trust should comprehend all her fears and solicitude on the +subject. + +In the dining-room they were soon joined by Mary and Kitty, who had been +too busily engaged in their separate apartments to make their appearance +before. One came from her books, and the other from her toilette. The +faces of both, however, were tolerably calm; and no change was visible +in either, except that the loss of her favourite sister, or the anger +which she had herself incurred in this business, had given more of +fretfulness than usual to the accents of Kitty. As for Mary, she was +mistress enough of herself to whisper to Elizabeth, with a countenance +of grave reflection, soon after they were seated at table: + +"This is a most unfortunate affair, and will probably be much talked of. +But we must stem the tide of malice, and pour into the wounded bosoms of +each other the balm of sisterly consolation." + +Then, perceiving in Elizabeth no inclination of replying, she added, +"Unhappy as the event must be for Lydia, we may draw from it this useful +lesson: that loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one +false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less +brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in +her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex." + +Elizabeth lifted up her eyes in amazement, but was too much oppressed +to make any reply. Mary, however, continued to console herself with such +kind of moral extractions from the evil before them. + +In the afternoon, the two elder Miss Bennets were able to be for +half-an-hour by themselves; and Elizabeth instantly availed herself of +the opportunity of making any inquiries, which Jane was equally eager to +satisfy. After joining in general lamentations over the dreadful sequel +of this event, which Elizabeth considered as all but certain, and Miss +Bennet could not assert to be wholly impossible, the former continued +the subject, by saying, "But tell me all and everything about it which +I have not already heard. Give me further particulars. What did Colonel +Forster say? Had they no apprehension of anything before the elopement +took place? They must have seen them together for ever." + +"Colonel Forster did own that he had often suspected some partiality, +especially on Lydia's side, but nothing to give him any alarm. I am so +grieved for him! His behaviour was attentive and kind to the utmost. He +_was_ coming to us, in order to assure us of his concern, before he had +any idea of their not being gone to Scotland: when that apprehension +first got abroad, it hastened his journey." + +"And was Denny convinced that Wickham would not marry? Did he know of +their intending to go off? Had Colonel Forster seen Denny himself?" + +"Yes; but, when questioned by _him_, Denny denied knowing anything of +their plans, and would not give his real opinion about it. He did not +repeat his persuasion of their not marrying--and from _that_, I am +inclined to hope, he might have been misunderstood before." + +"And till Colonel Forster came himself, not one of you entertained a +doubt, I suppose, of their being really married?" + +"How was it possible that such an idea should enter our brains? I felt +a little uneasy--a little fearful of my sister's happiness with him +in marriage, because I knew that his conduct had not been always quite +right. My father and mother knew nothing of that; they only felt how +imprudent a match it must be. Kitty then owned, with a very natural +triumph on knowing more than the rest of us, that in Lydia's last letter +she had prepared her for such a step. She had known, it seems, of their +being in love with each other, many weeks." + +"But not before they went to Brighton?" + +"No, I believe not." + +"And did Colonel Forster appear to think well of Wickham himself? Does +he know his real character?" + +"I must confess that he did not speak so well of Wickham as he formerly +did. He believed him to be imprudent and extravagant. And since this sad +affair has taken place, it is said that he left Meryton greatly in debt; +but I hope this may be false." + +"Oh, Jane, had we been less secret, had we told what we knew of him, +this could not have happened!" + +"Perhaps it would have been better," replied her sister. "But to expose +the former faults of any person without knowing what their present +feelings were, seemed unjustifiable. We acted with the best intentions." + +"Could Colonel Forster repeat the particulars of Lydia's note to his +wife?" + +"He brought it with him for us to see." + +Jane then took it from her pocket-book, and gave it to Elizabeth. These +were the contents: + +"MY DEAR HARRIET, + +"You will laugh when you know where I am gone, and I cannot help +laughing myself at your surprise to-morrow morning, as soon as I am +missed. I am going to Gretna Green, and if you cannot guess with who, +I shall think you a simpleton, for there is but one man in the world I +love, and he is an angel. I should never be happy without him, so think +it no harm to be off. You need not send them word at Longbourn of my +going, if you do not like it, for it will make the surprise the greater, +when I write to them and sign my name 'Lydia Wickham.' What a good joke +it will be! I can hardly write for laughing. Pray make my excuses to +Pratt for not keeping my engagement, and dancing with him to-night. +Tell him I hope he will excuse me when he knows all; and tell him I will +dance with him at the next ball we meet, with great pleasure. I shall +send for my clothes when I get to Longbourn; but I wish you would tell +Sally to mend a great slit in my worked muslin gown before they are +packed up. Good-bye. Give my love to Colonel Forster. I hope you will +drink to our good journey. + +"Your affectionate friend, + +"LYDIA BENNET." + +"Oh! thoughtless, thoughtless Lydia!" cried Elizabeth when she had +finished it. "What a letter is this, to be written at such a moment! +But at least it shows that _she_ was serious on the subject of their +journey. Whatever he might afterwards persuade her to, it was not on her +side a _scheme_ of infamy. My poor father! how he must have felt it!" + +"I never saw anyone so shocked. He could not speak a word for full ten +minutes. My mother was taken ill immediately, and the whole house in +such confusion!" + +"Oh! Jane," cried Elizabeth, "was there a servant belonging to it who +did not know the whole story before the end of the day?" + +"I do not know. I hope there was. But to be guarded at such a time is +very difficult. My mother was in hysterics, and though I endeavoured to +give her every assistance in my power, I am afraid I did not do so +much as I might have done! But the horror of what might possibly happen +almost took from me my faculties." + +"Your attendance upon her has been too much for you. You do not look +well. Oh that I had been with you! you have had every care and anxiety +upon yourself alone." + +"Mary and Kitty have been very kind, and would have shared in every +fatigue, I am sure; but I did not think it right for either of them. +Kitty is slight and delicate; and Mary studies so much, that her hours +of repose should not be broken in on. My aunt Phillips came to Longbourn +on Tuesday, after my father went away; and was so good as to stay till +Thursday with me. She was of great use and comfort to us all. And +Lady Lucas has been very kind; she walked here on Wednesday morning to +condole with us, and offered her services, or any of her daughters', if +they should be of use to us." + +"She had better have stayed at home," cried Elizabeth; "perhaps she +_meant_ well, but, under such a misfortune as this, one cannot see +too little of one's neighbours. Assistance is impossible; condolence +insufferable. Let them triumph over us at a distance, and be satisfied." + +She then proceeded to inquire into the measures which her father had +intended to pursue, while in town, for the recovery of his daughter. + +"He meant I believe," replied Jane, "to go to Epsom, the place where +they last changed horses, see the postilions and try if anything could +be made out from them. His principal object must be to discover the +number of the hackney coach which took them from Clapham. It had come +with a fare from London; and as he thought that the circumstance of a +gentleman and lady's removing from one carriage into another might +be remarked he meant to make inquiries at Clapham. If he could anyhow +discover at what house the coachman had before set down his fare, he +determined to make inquiries there, and hoped it might not be impossible +to find out the stand and number of the coach. I do not know of any +other designs that he had formed; but he was in such a hurry to be gone, +and his spirits so greatly discomposed, that I had difficulty in finding +out even so much as this." + + + +Chapter 48 + + +The whole party were in hopes of a letter from Mr. Bennet the next +morning, but the post came in without bringing a single line from him. +His family knew him to be, on all common occasions, a most negligent and +dilatory correspondent; but at such a time they had hoped for exertion. +They were forced to conclude that he had no pleasing intelligence to +send; but even of _that_ they would have been glad to be certain. Mr. +Gardiner had waited only for the letters before he set off. + +When he was gone, they were certain at least of receiving constant +information of what was going on, and their uncle promised, at parting, +to prevail on Mr. Bennet to return to Longbourn, as soon as he could, +to the great consolation of his sister, who considered it as the only +security for her husband's not being killed in a duel. + +Mrs. Gardiner and the children were to remain in Hertfordshire a few +days longer, as the former thought her presence might be serviceable +to her nieces. She shared in their attendance on Mrs. Bennet, and was a +great comfort to them in their hours of freedom. Their other aunt also +visited them frequently, and always, as she said, with the design of +cheering and heartening them up--though, as she never came without +reporting some fresh instance of Wickham's extravagance or irregularity, +she seldom went away without leaving them more dispirited than she found +them. + +All Meryton seemed striving to blacken the man who, but three months +before, had been almost an angel of light. He was declared to be in debt +to every tradesman in the place, and his intrigues, all honoured with +the title of seduction, had been extended into every tradesman's family. +Everybody declared that he was the wickedest young man in the world; +and everybody began to find out that they had always distrusted the +appearance of his goodness. Elizabeth, though she did not credit above +half of what was said, believed enough to make her former assurance of +her sister's ruin more certain; and even Jane, who believed still less +of it, became almost hopeless, more especially as the time was now come +when, if they had gone to Scotland, which she had never before entirely +despaired of, they must in all probability have gained some news of +them. + +Mr. Gardiner left Longbourn on Sunday; on Tuesday his wife received a +letter from him; it told them that, on his arrival, he had immediately +found out his brother, and persuaded him to come to Gracechurch Street; +that Mr. Bennet had been to Epsom and Clapham, before his arrival, +but without gaining any satisfactory information; and that he was now +determined to inquire at all the principal hotels in town, as Mr. Bennet +thought it possible they might have gone to one of them, on their first +coming to London, before they procured lodgings. Mr. Gardiner himself +did not expect any success from this measure, but as his brother was +eager in it, he meant to assist him in pursuing it. He added that Mr. +Bennet seemed wholly disinclined at present to leave London and promised +to write again very soon. There was also a postscript to this effect: + +"I have written to Colonel Forster to desire him to find out, if +possible, from some of the young man's intimates in the regiment, +whether Wickham has any relations or connections who would be likely to +know in what part of town he has now concealed himself. If there were +anyone that one could apply to with a probability of gaining such a +clue as that, it might be of essential consequence. At present we have +nothing to guide us. Colonel Forster will, I dare say, do everything in +his power to satisfy us on this head. But, on second thoughts, perhaps, +Lizzy could tell us what relations he has now living, better than any +other person." + +Elizabeth was at no loss to understand from whence this deference to her +authority proceeded; but it was not in her power to give any information +of so satisfactory a nature as the compliment deserved. She had never +heard of his having had any relations, except a father and mother, both +of whom had been dead many years. It was possible, however, that some of +his companions in the ----shire might be able to give more information; +and though she was not very sanguine in expecting it, the application +was a something to look forward to. + +Every day at Longbourn was now a day of anxiety; but the most anxious +part of each was when the post was expected. The arrival of letters +was the grand object of every morning's impatience. Through letters, +whatever of good or bad was to be told would be communicated, and every +succeeding day was expected to bring some news of importance. + +But before they heard again from Mr. Gardiner, a letter arrived for +their father, from a different quarter, from Mr. Collins; which, as Jane +had received directions to open all that came for him in his absence, +she accordingly read; and Elizabeth, who knew what curiosities his +letters always were, looked over her, and read it likewise. It was as +follows: + +"MY DEAR SIR, + +"I feel myself called upon, by our relationship, and my situation +in life, to condole with you on the grievous affliction you are now +suffering under, of which we were yesterday informed by a letter from +Hertfordshire. Be assured, my dear sir, that Mrs. Collins and myself +sincerely sympathise with you and all your respectable family, in +your present distress, which must be of the bitterest kind, because +proceeding from a cause which no time can remove. No arguments shall be +wanting on my part that can alleviate so severe a misfortune--or that +may comfort you, under a circumstance that must be of all others the +most afflicting to a parent's mind. The death of your daughter would +have been a blessing in comparison of this. And it is the more to +be lamented, because there is reason to suppose as my dear Charlotte +informs me, that this licentiousness of behaviour in your daughter has +proceeded from a faulty degree of indulgence; though, at the same time, +for the consolation of yourself and Mrs. Bennet, I am inclined to think +that her own disposition must be naturally bad, or she could not be +guilty of such an enormity, at so early an age. Howsoever that may be, +you are grievously to be pitied; in which opinion I am not only joined +by Mrs. Collins, but likewise by Lady Catherine and her daughter, to +whom I have related the affair. They agree with me in apprehending that +this false step in one daughter will be injurious to the fortunes of +all the others; for who, as Lady Catherine herself condescendingly says, +will connect themselves with such a family? And this consideration leads +me moreover to reflect, with augmented satisfaction, on a certain event +of last November; for had it been otherwise, I must have been involved +in all your sorrow and disgrace. Let me then advise you, dear sir, to +console yourself as much as possible, to throw off your unworthy child +from your affection for ever, and leave her to reap the fruits of her +own heinous offense. + +"I am, dear sir, etc., etc." + +Mr. Gardiner did not write again till he had received an answer from +Colonel Forster; and then he had nothing of a pleasant nature to send. +It was not known that Wickham had a single relationship with whom he +kept up any connection, and it was certain that he had no near one +living. His former acquaintances had been numerous; but since he +had been in the militia, it did not appear that he was on terms of +particular friendship with any of them. There was no one, therefore, +who could be pointed out as likely to give any news of him. And in the +wretched state of his own finances, there was a very powerful motive for +secrecy, in addition to his fear of discovery by Lydia's relations, for +it had just transpired that he had left gaming debts behind him to a +very considerable amount. Colonel Forster believed that more than a +thousand pounds would be necessary to clear his expenses at Brighton. +He owed a good deal in town, but his debts of honour were still more +formidable. Mr. Gardiner did not attempt to conceal these particulars +from the Longbourn family. Jane heard them with horror. "A gamester!" +she cried. "This is wholly unexpected. I had not an idea of it." + +Mr. Gardiner added in his letter, that they might expect to see their +father at home on the following day, which was Saturday. Rendered +spiritless by the ill-success of all their endeavours, he had yielded +to his brother-in-law's entreaty that he would return to his family, and +leave it to him to do whatever occasion might suggest to be advisable +for continuing their pursuit. When Mrs. Bennet was told of this, she did +not express so much satisfaction as her children expected, considering +what her anxiety for his life had been before. + +"What, is he coming home, and without poor Lydia?" she cried. "Sure he +will not leave London before he has found them. Who is to fight Wickham, +and make him marry her, if he comes away?" + +As Mrs. Gardiner began to wish to be at home, it was settled that she +and the children should go to London, at the same time that Mr. Bennet +came from it. The coach, therefore, took them the first stage of their +journey, and brought its master back to Longbourn. + +Mrs. Gardiner went away in all the perplexity about Elizabeth and her +Derbyshire friend that had attended her from that part of the world. His +name had never been voluntarily mentioned before them by her niece; and +the kind of half-expectation which Mrs. Gardiner had formed, of their +being followed by a letter from him, had ended in nothing. Elizabeth had +received none since her return that could come from Pemberley. + +The present unhappy state of the family rendered any other excuse for +the lowness of her spirits unnecessary; nothing, therefore, could be +fairly conjectured from _that_, though Elizabeth, who was by this time +tolerably well acquainted with her own feelings, was perfectly aware +that, had she known nothing of Darcy, she could have borne the dread of +Lydia's infamy somewhat better. It would have spared her, she thought, +one sleepless night out of two. + +When Mr. Bennet arrived, he had all the appearance of his usual +philosophic composure. He said as little as he had ever been in the +habit of saying; made no mention of the business that had taken him +away, and it was some time before his daughters had courage to speak of +it. + +It was not till the afternoon, when he had joined them at tea, that +Elizabeth ventured to introduce the subject; and then, on her briefly +expressing her sorrow for what he must have endured, he replied, "Say +nothing of that. Who should suffer but myself? It has been my own doing, +and I ought to feel it." + +"You must not be too severe upon yourself," replied Elizabeth. + +"You may well warn me against such an evil. Human nature is so prone +to fall into it! No, Lizzy, let me once in my life feel how much I have +been to blame. I am not afraid of being overpowered by the impression. +It will pass away soon enough." + +"Do you suppose them to be in London?" + +"Yes; where else can they be so well concealed?" + +"And Lydia used to want to go to London," added Kitty. + +"She is happy then," said her father drily; "and her residence there +will probably be of some duration." + +Then after a short silence he continued: + +"Lizzy, I bear you no ill-will for being justified in your advice to me +last May, which, considering the event, shows some greatness of mind." + +They were interrupted by Miss Bennet, who came to fetch her mother's +tea. + +"This is a parade," he cried, "which does one good; it gives such an +elegance to misfortune! Another day I will do the same; I will sit in my +library, in my nightcap and powdering gown, and give as much trouble as +I can; or, perhaps, I may defer it till Kitty runs away." + +"I am not going to run away, papa," said Kitty fretfully. "If I should +ever go to Brighton, I would behave better than Lydia." + +"_You_ go to Brighton. I would not trust you so near it as Eastbourne +for fifty pounds! No, Kitty, I have at last learnt to be cautious, and +you will feel the effects of it. No officer is ever to enter into +my house again, nor even to pass through the village. Balls will be +absolutely prohibited, unless you stand up with one of your sisters. +And you are never to stir out of doors till you can prove that you have +spent ten minutes of every day in a rational manner." + +Kitty, who took all these threats in a serious light, began to cry. + +"Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good +girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of +them." + + + +Chapter 49 + + +Two days after Mr. Bennet's return, as Jane and Elizabeth were walking +together in the shrubbery behind the house, they saw the housekeeper +coming towards them, and, concluding that she came to call them to their +mother, went forward to meet her; but, instead of the expected summons, +when they approached her, she said to Miss Bennet, "I beg your pardon, +madam, for interrupting you, but I was in hopes you might have got some +good news from town, so I took the liberty of coming to ask." + +"What do you mean, Hill? We have heard nothing from town." + +"Dear madam," cried Mrs. Hill, in great astonishment, "don't you know +there is an express come for master from Mr. Gardiner? He has been here +this half-hour, and master has had a letter." + +Away ran the girls, too eager to get in to have time for speech. They +ran through the vestibule into the breakfast-room; from thence to the +library; their father was in neither; and they were on the point of +seeking him up stairs with their mother, when they were met by the +butler, who said: + +"If you are looking for my master, ma'am, he is walking towards the +little copse." + +Upon this information, they instantly passed through the hall once +more, and ran across the lawn after their father, who was deliberately +pursuing his way towards a small wood on one side of the paddock. + +Jane, who was not so light nor so much in the habit of running as +Elizabeth, soon lagged behind, while her sister, panting for breath, +came up with him, and eagerly cried out: + +"Oh, papa, what news--what news? Have you heard from my uncle?" + +"Yes I have had a letter from him by express." + +"Well, and what news does it bring--good or bad?" + +"What is there of good to be expected?" said he, taking the letter from +his pocket. "But perhaps you would like to read it." + +Elizabeth impatiently caught it from his hand. Jane now came up. + +"Read it aloud," said their father, "for I hardly know myself what it is +about." + +"Gracechurch Street, Monday, August 2. + +"MY DEAR BROTHER, + +"At last I am able to send you some tidings of my niece, and such as, +upon the whole, I hope it will give you satisfaction. Soon after you +left me on Saturday, I was fortunate enough to find out in what part of +London they were. The particulars I reserve till we meet; it is enough +to know they are discovered. I have seen them both--" + +"Then it is as I always hoped," cried Jane; "they are married!" + +Elizabeth read on: + +"I have seen them both. They are not married, nor can I find there +was any intention of being so; but if you are willing to perform the +engagements which I have ventured to make on your side, I hope it will +not be long before they are. All that is required of you is, to assure +to your daughter, by settlement, her equal share of the five thousand +pounds secured among your children after the decease of yourself and +my sister; and, moreover, to enter into an engagement of allowing her, +during your life, one hundred pounds per annum. These are conditions +which, considering everything, I had no hesitation in complying with, +as far as I thought myself privileged, for you. I shall send this by +express, that no time may be lost in bringing me your answer. You +will easily comprehend, from these particulars, that Mr. Wickham's +circumstances are not so hopeless as they are generally believed to be. +The world has been deceived in that respect; and I am happy to say there +will be some little money, even when all his debts are discharged, to +settle on my niece, in addition to her own fortune. If, as I conclude +will be the case, you send me full powers to act in your name throughout +the whole of this business, I will immediately give directions to +Haggerston for preparing a proper settlement. There will not be the +smallest occasion for your coming to town again; therefore stay quiet at +Longbourn, and depend on my diligence and care. Send back your answer as +fast as you can, and be careful to write explicitly. We have judged it +best that my niece should be married from this house, of which I hope +you will approve. She comes to us to-day. I shall write again as soon as +anything more is determined on. Yours, etc., + +"EDW. GARDINER." + +"Is it possible?" cried Elizabeth, when she had finished. "Can it be +possible that he will marry her?" + +"Wickham is not so undeserving, then, as we thought him," said her +sister. "My dear father, I congratulate you." + +"And have you answered the letter?" cried Elizabeth. + +"No; but it must be done soon." + +Most earnestly did she then entreat him to lose no more time before he +wrote. + +"Oh! my dear father," she cried, "come back and write immediately. +Consider how important every moment is in such a case." + +"Let me write for you," said Jane, "if you dislike the trouble +yourself." + +"I dislike it very much," he replied; "but it must be done." + +And so saying, he turned back with them, and walked towards the house. + +"And may I ask--" said Elizabeth; "but the terms, I suppose, must be +complied with." + +"Complied with! I am only ashamed of his asking so little." + +"And they _must_ marry! Yet he is _such_ a man!" + +"Yes, yes, they must marry. There is nothing else to be done. But there +are two things that I want very much to know; one is, how much money +your uncle has laid down to bring it about; and the other, how am I ever +to pay him." + +"Money! My uncle!" cried Jane, "what do you mean, sir?" + +"I mean, that no man in his senses would marry Lydia on so slight a +temptation as one hundred a year during my life, and fifty after I am +gone." + +"That is very true," said Elizabeth; "though it had not occurred to me +before. His debts to be discharged, and something still to remain! Oh! +it must be my uncle's doings! Generous, good man, I am afraid he has +distressed himself. A small sum could not do all this." + +"No," said her father; "Wickham's a fool if he takes her with a farthing +less than ten thousand pounds. I should be sorry to think so ill of him, +in the very beginning of our relationship." + +"Ten thousand pounds! Heaven forbid! How is half such a sum to be +repaid?" + +Mr. Bennet made no answer, and each of them, deep in thought, continued +silent till they reached the house. Their father then went on to the +library to write, and the girls walked into the breakfast-room. + +"And they are really to be married!" cried Elizabeth, as soon as they +were by themselves. "How strange this is! And for _this_ we are to be +thankful. That they should marry, small as is their chance of happiness, +and wretched as is his character, we are forced to rejoice. Oh, Lydia!" + +"I comfort myself with thinking," replied Jane, "that he certainly would +not marry Lydia if he had not a real regard for her. Though our kind +uncle has done something towards clearing him, I cannot believe that ten +thousand pounds, or anything like it, has been advanced. He has children +of his own, and may have more. How could he spare half ten thousand +pounds?" + +"If he were ever able to learn what Wickham's debts have been," said +Elizabeth, "and how much is settled on his side on our sister, we shall +exactly know what Mr. Gardiner has done for them, because Wickham has +not sixpence of his own. The kindness of my uncle and aunt can never +be requited. Their taking her home, and affording her their personal +protection and countenance, is such a sacrifice to her advantage as +years of gratitude cannot enough acknowledge. By this time she is +actually with them! If such goodness does not make her miserable now, +she will never deserve to be happy! What a meeting for her, when she +first sees my aunt!" + +"We must endeavour to forget all that has passed on either side," said +Jane: "I hope and trust they will yet be happy. His consenting to +marry her is a proof, I will believe, that he is come to a right way of +thinking. Their mutual affection will steady them; and I flatter myself +they will settle so quietly, and live in so rational a manner, as may in +time make their past imprudence forgotten." + +"Their conduct has been such," replied Elizabeth, "as neither you, nor +I, nor anybody can ever forget. It is useless to talk of it." + +It now occurred to the girls that their mother was in all likelihood +perfectly ignorant of what had happened. They went to the library, +therefore, and asked their father whether he would not wish them to make +it known to her. He was writing and, without raising his head, coolly +replied: + +"Just as you please." + +"May we take my uncle's letter to read to her?" + +"Take whatever you like, and get away." + +Elizabeth took the letter from his writing-table, and they went up stairs +together. Mary and Kitty were both with Mrs. Bennet: one communication +would, therefore, do for all. After a slight preparation for good news, +the letter was read aloud. Mrs. Bennet could hardly contain herself. As +soon as Jane had read Mr. Gardiner's hope of Lydia's being soon +married, her joy burst forth, and every following sentence added to its +exuberance. She was now in an irritation as violent from delight, as she +had ever been fidgety from alarm and vexation. To know that her daughter +would be married was enough. She was disturbed by no fear for her +felicity, nor humbled by any remembrance of her misconduct. + +"My dear, dear Lydia!" she cried. "This is delightful indeed! She will +be married! I shall see her again! She will be married at sixteen! +My good, kind brother! I knew how it would be. I knew he would manage +everything! How I long to see her! and to see dear Wickham too! But the +clothes, the wedding clothes! I will write to my sister Gardiner about +them directly. Lizzy, my dear, run down to your father, and ask him +how much he will give her. Stay, stay, I will go myself. Ring the bell, +Kitty, for Hill. I will put on my things in a moment. My dear, dear +Lydia! How merry we shall be together when we meet!" + +Her eldest daughter endeavoured to give some relief to the violence of +these transports, by leading her thoughts to the obligations which Mr. +Gardiner's behaviour laid them all under. + +"For we must attribute this happy conclusion," she added, "in a great +measure to his kindness. We are persuaded that he has pledged himself to +assist Mr. Wickham with money." + +"Well," cried her mother, "it is all very right; who should do it but +her own uncle? If he had not had a family of his own, I and my children +must have had all his money, you know; and it is the first time we have +ever had anything from him, except a few presents. Well! I am so happy! +In a short time I shall have a daughter married. Mrs. Wickham! How well +it sounds! And she was only sixteen last June. My dear Jane, I am in +such a flutter, that I am sure I can't write; so I will dictate, and +you write for me. We will settle with your father about the money +afterwards; but the things should be ordered immediately." + +She was then proceeding to all the particulars of calico, muslin, and +cambric, and would shortly have dictated some very plentiful orders, had +not Jane, though with some difficulty, persuaded her to wait till her +father was at leisure to be consulted. One day's delay, she observed, +would be of small importance; and her mother was too happy to be quite +so obstinate as usual. Other schemes, too, came into her head. + +"I will go to Meryton," said she, "as soon as I am dressed, and tell the +good, good news to my sister Philips. And as I come back, I can call +on Lady Lucas and Mrs. Long. Kitty, run down and order the carriage. +An airing would do me a great deal of good, I am sure. Girls, can I do +anything for you in Meryton? Oh! Here comes Hill! My dear Hill, have you +heard the good news? Miss Lydia is going to be married; and you shall +all have a bowl of punch to make merry at her wedding." + +Mrs. Hill began instantly to express her joy. Elizabeth received her +congratulations amongst the rest, and then, sick of this folly, took +refuge in her own room, that she might think with freedom. + +Poor Lydia's situation must, at best, be bad enough; but that it was +no worse, she had need to be thankful. She felt it so; and though, in +looking forward, neither rational happiness nor worldly prosperity could +be justly expected for her sister, in looking back to what they had +feared, only two hours ago, she felt all the advantages of what they had +gained. + + + +Chapter 50 + + +Mr. Bennet had very often wished before this period of his life that, +instead of spending his whole income, he had laid by an annual sum for +the better provision of his children, and of his wife, if she survived +him. He now wished it more than ever. Had he done his duty in that +respect, Lydia need not have been indebted to her uncle for whatever +of honour or credit could now be purchased for her. The satisfaction of +prevailing on one of the most worthless young men in Great Britain to be +her husband might then have rested in its proper place. + +He was seriously concerned that a cause of so little advantage to anyone +should be forwarded at the sole expense of his brother-in-law, and he +was determined, if possible, to find out the extent of his assistance, +and to discharge the obligation as soon as he could. + +When first Mr. Bennet had married, economy was held to be perfectly +useless, for, of course, they were to have a son. The son was to join +in cutting off the entail, as soon as he should be of age, and the widow +and younger children would by that means be provided for. Five daughters +successively entered the world, but yet the son was to come; and Mrs. +Bennet, for many years after Lydia's birth, had been certain that he +would. This event had at last been despaired of, but it was then +too late to be saving. Mrs. Bennet had no turn for economy, and her +husband's love of independence had alone prevented their exceeding their +income. + +Five thousand pounds was settled by marriage articles on Mrs. Bennet and +the children. But in what proportions it should be divided amongst the +latter depended on the will of the parents. This was one point, with +regard to Lydia, at least, which was now to be settled, and Mr. Bennet +could have no hesitation in acceding to the proposal before him. In +terms of grateful acknowledgment for the kindness of his brother, +though expressed most concisely, he then delivered on paper his perfect +approbation of all that was done, and his willingness to fulfil the +engagements that had been made for him. He had never before supposed +that, could Wickham be prevailed on to marry his daughter, it would +be done with so little inconvenience to himself as by the present +arrangement. He would scarcely be ten pounds a year the loser by the +hundred that was to be paid them; for, what with her board and pocket +allowance, and the continual presents in money which passed to her +through her mother's hands, Lydia's expenses had been very little within +that sum. + +That it would be done with such trifling exertion on his side, too, was +another very welcome surprise; for his wish at present was to have as +little trouble in the business as possible. When the first transports +of rage which had produced his activity in seeking her were over, he +naturally returned to all his former indolence. His letter was soon +dispatched; for, though dilatory in undertaking business, he was quick +in its execution. He begged to know further particulars of what he +was indebted to his brother, but was too angry with Lydia to send any +message to her. + +The good news spread quickly through the house, and with proportionate +speed through the neighbourhood. It was borne in the latter with decent +philosophy. To be sure, it would have been more for the advantage +of conversation had Miss Lydia Bennet come upon the town; or, as the +happiest alternative, been secluded from the world, in some distant +farmhouse. But there was much to be talked of in marrying her; and the +good-natured wishes for her well-doing which had proceeded before from +all the spiteful old ladies in Meryton lost but a little of their spirit +in this change of circumstances, because with such an husband her misery +was considered certain. + +It was a fortnight since Mrs. Bennet had been downstairs; but on this +happy day she again took her seat at the head of her table, and in +spirits oppressively high. No sentiment of shame gave a damp to her +triumph. The marriage of a daughter, which had been the first object +of her wishes since Jane was sixteen, was now on the point of +accomplishment, and her thoughts and her words ran wholly on those +attendants of elegant nuptials, fine muslins, new carriages, and +servants. She was busily searching through the neighbourhood for a +proper situation for her daughter, and, without knowing or considering +what their income might be, rejected many as deficient in size and +importance. + +"Haye Park might do," said she, "if the Gouldings could quit it--or the +great house at Stoke, if the drawing-room were larger; but Ashworth is +too far off! I could not bear to have her ten miles from me; and as for +Pulvis Lodge, the attics are dreadful." + +Her husband allowed her to talk on without interruption while the +servants remained. But when they had withdrawn, he said to her: "Mrs. +Bennet, before you take any or all of these houses for your son and +daughter, let us come to a right understanding. Into _one_ house in this +neighbourhood they shall never have admittance. I will not encourage the +impudence of either, by receiving them at Longbourn." + +A long dispute followed this declaration; but Mr. Bennet was firm. It +soon led to another; and Mrs. Bennet found, with amazement and horror, +that her husband would not advance a guinea to buy clothes for his +daughter. He protested that she should receive from him no mark of +affection whatever on the occasion. Mrs. Bennet could hardly comprehend +it. That his anger could be carried to such a point of inconceivable +resentment as to refuse his daughter a privilege without which her +marriage would scarcely seem valid, exceeded all she could believe +possible. She was more alive to the disgrace which her want of new +clothes must reflect on her daughter's nuptials, than to any sense of +shame at her eloping and living with Wickham a fortnight before they +took place. + +Elizabeth was now most heartily sorry that she had, from the distress of +the moment, been led to make Mr. Darcy acquainted with their fears for +her sister; for since her marriage would so shortly give the +proper termination to the elopement, they might hope to conceal its +unfavourable beginning from all those who were not immediately on the +spot. + +She had no fear of its spreading farther through his means. There were +few people on whose secrecy she would have more confidently depended; +but, at the same time, there was no one whose knowledge of a sister's +frailty would have mortified her so much--not, however, from any fear +of disadvantage from it individually to herself, for, at any rate, +there seemed a gulf impassable between them. Had Lydia's marriage been +concluded on the most honourable terms, it was not to be supposed that +Mr. Darcy would connect himself with a family where, to every other +objection, would now be added an alliance and relationship of the +nearest kind with a man whom he so justly scorned. + +From such a connection she could not wonder that he would shrink. The +wish of procuring her regard, which she had assured herself of his +feeling in Derbyshire, could not in rational expectation survive such a +blow as this. She was humbled, she was grieved; she repented, though she +hardly knew of what. She became jealous of his esteem, when she could no +longer hope to be benefited by it. She wanted to hear of him, when there +seemed the least chance of gaining intelligence. She was convinced that +she could have been happy with him, when it was no longer likely they +should meet. + +What a triumph for him, as she often thought, could he know that the +proposals which she had proudly spurned only four months ago, would now +have been most gladly and gratefully received! He was as generous, she +doubted not, as the most generous of his sex; but while he was mortal, +there must be a triumph. + +She began now to comprehend that he was exactly the man who, in +disposition and talents, would most suit her. His understanding and +temper, though unlike her own, would have answered all her wishes. It +was an union that must have been to the advantage of both; by her ease +and liveliness, his mind might have been softened, his manners improved; +and from his judgement, information, and knowledge of the world, she +must have received benefit of greater importance. + +But no such happy marriage could now teach the admiring multitude what +connubial felicity really was. An union of a different tendency, and +precluding the possibility of the other, was soon to be formed in their +family. + +How Wickham and Lydia were to be supported in tolerable independence, +she could not imagine. But how little of permanent happiness could +belong to a couple who were only brought together because their passions +were stronger than their virtue, she could easily conjecture. + + * * * * * + +Mr. Gardiner soon wrote again to his brother. To Mr. Bennet's +acknowledgments he briefly replied, with assurance of his eagerness to +promote the welfare of any of his family; and concluded with entreaties +that the subject might never be mentioned to him again. The principal +purport of his letter was to inform them that Mr. Wickham had resolved +on quitting the militia. + +"It was greatly my wish that he should do so," he added, "as soon as +his marriage was fixed on. And I think you will agree with me, in +considering the removal from that corps as highly advisable, both on +his account and my niece's. It is Mr. Wickham's intention to go into +the regulars; and among his former friends, there are still some who +are able and willing to assist him in the army. He has the promise of an +ensigncy in General ----'s regiment, now quartered in the North. It +is an advantage to have it so far from this part of the kingdom. He +promises fairly; and I hope among different people, where they may each +have a character to preserve, they will both be more prudent. I have +written to Colonel Forster, to inform him of our present arrangements, +and to request that he will satisfy the various creditors of Mr. Wickham +in and near Brighton, with assurances of speedy payment, for which I +have pledged myself. And will you give yourself the trouble of carrying +similar assurances to his creditors in Meryton, of whom I shall subjoin +a list according to his information? He has given in all his debts; I +hope at least he has not deceived us. Haggerston has our directions, +and all will be completed in a week. They will then join his regiment, +unless they are first invited to Longbourn; and I understand from Mrs. +Gardiner, that my niece is very desirous of seeing you all before she +leaves the South. She is well, and begs to be dutifully remembered to +you and her mother.--Yours, etc., + +"E. GARDINER." + +Mr. Bennet and his daughters saw all the advantages of Wickham's removal +from the ----shire as clearly as Mr. Gardiner could do. But Mrs. Bennet +was not so well pleased with it. Lydia's being settled in the North, +just when she had expected most pleasure and pride in her company, +for she had by no means given up her plan of their residing in +Hertfordshire, was a severe disappointment; and, besides, it was such a +pity that Lydia should be taken from a regiment where she was acquainted +with everybody, and had so many favourites. + +"She is so fond of Mrs. Forster," said she, "it will be quite shocking +to send her away! And there are several of the young men, too, that she +likes very much. The officers may not be so pleasant in General ----'s +regiment." + +His daughter's request, for such it might be considered, of being +admitted into her family again before she set off for the North, +received at first an absolute negative. But Jane and Elizabeth, +who agreed in wishing, for the sake of their sister's feelings and +consequence, that she should be noticed on her marriage by her parents, +urged him so earnestly yet so rationally and so mildly, to receive her +and her husband at Longbourn, as soon as they were married, that he was +prevailed on to think as they thought, and act as they wished. And their +mother had the satisfaction of knowing that she would be able to show +her married daughter in the neighbourhood before she was banished to the +North. When Mr. Bennet wrote again to his brother, therefore, he sent +his permission for them to come; and it was settled, that as soon as +the ceremony was over, they should proceed to Longbourn. Elizabeth was +surprised, however, that Wickham should consent to such a scheme, and +had she consulted only her own inclination, any meeting with him would +have been the last object of her wishes. + + + +Chapter 51 + + +Their sister's wedding day arrived; and Jane and Elizabeth felt for her +probably more than she felt for herself. The carriage was sent to +meet them at ----, and they were to return in it by dinner-time. Their +arrival was dreaded by the elder Miss Bennets, and Jane more especially, +who gave Lydia the feelings which would have attended herself, had she +been the culprit, and was wretched in the thought of what her sister +must endure. + +They came. The family were assembled in the breakfast room to receive +them. Smiles decked the face of Mrs. Bennet as the carriage drove up to +the door; her husband looked impenetrably grave; her daughters, alarmed, +anxious, uneasy. + +Lydia's voice was heard in the vestibule; the door was thrown open, and +she ran into the room. Her mother stepped forwards, embraced her, and +welcomed her with rapture; gave her hand, with an affectionate smile, +to Wickham, who followed his lady; and wished them both joy with an +alacrity which shewed no doubt of their happiness. + +Their reception from Mr. Bennet, to whom they then turned, was not quite +so cordial. His countenance rather gained in austerity; and he scarcely +opened his lips. The easy assurance of the young couple, indeed, was +enough to provoke him. Elizabeth was disgusted, and even Miss Bennet +was shocked. Lydia was Lydia still; untamed, unabashed, wild, noisy, +and fearless. She turned from sister to sister, demanding their +congratulations; and when at length they all sat down, looked eagerly +round the room, took notice of some little alteration in it, and +observed, with a laugh, that it was a great while since she had been +there. + +Wickham was not at all more distressed than herself, but his manners +were always so pleasing, that had his character and his marriage been +exactly what they ought, his smiles and his easy address, while he +claimed their relationship, would have delighted them all. Elizabeth had +not before believed him quite equal to such assurance; but she sat down, +resolving within herself to draw no limits in future to the impudence +of an impudent man. She blushed, and Jane blushed; but the cheeks of the +two who caused their confusion suffered no variation of colour. + +There was no want of discourse. The bride and her mother could neither +of them talk fast enough; and Wickham, who happened to sit near +Elizabeth, began inquiring after his acquaintance in that neighbourhood, +with a good humoured ease which she felt very unable to equal in her +replies. They seemed each of them to have the happiest memories in the +world. Nothing of the past was recollected with pain; and Lydia led +voluntarily to subjects which her sisters would not have alluded to for +the world. + +"Only think of its being three months," she cried, "since I went away; +it seems but a fortnight I declare; and yet there have been things +enough happened in the time. Good gracious! when I went away, I am sure +I had no more idea of being married till I came back again! though I +thought it would be very good fun if I was." + +Her father lifted up his eyes. Jane was distressed. Elizabeth looked +expressively at Lydia; but she, who never heard nor saw anything of +which she chose to be insensible, gaily continued, "Oh! mamma, do the +people hereabouts know I am married to-day? I was afraid they might not; +and we overtook William Goulding in his curricle, so I was determined he +should know it, and so I let down the side-glass next to him, and took +off my glove, and let my hand just rest upon the window frame, so that +he might see the ring, and then I bowed and smiled like anything." + +Elizabeth could bear it no longer. She got up, and ran out of the room; +and returned no more, till she heard them passing through the hall to +the dining parlour. She then joined them soon enough to see Lydia, with +anxious parade, walk up to her mother's right hand, and hear her say +to her eldest sister, "Ah! Jane, I take your place now, and you must go +lower, because I am a married woman." + +It was not to be supposed that time would give Lydia that embarrassment +from which she had been so wholly free at first. Her ease and good +spirits increased. She longed to see Mrs. Phillips, the Lucases, and +all their other neighbours, and to hear herself called "Mrs. Wickham" +by each of them; and in the mean time, she went after dinner to show her +ring, and boast of being married, to Mrs. Hill and the two housemaids. + +"Well, mamma," said she, when they were all returned to the breakfast +room, "and what do you think of my husband? Is not he a charming man? I +am sure my sisters must all envy me. I only hope they may have half +my good luck. They must all go to Brighton. That is the place to get +husbands. What a pity it is, mamma, we did not all go." + +"Very true; and if I had my will, we should. But my dear Lydia, I don't +at all like your going such a way off. Must it be so?" + +"Oh, lord! yes;--there is nothing in that. I shall like it of all +things. You and papa, and my sisters, must come down and see us. We +shall be at Newcastle all the winter, and I dare say there will be some +balls, and I will take care to get good partners for them all." + +"I should like it beyond anything!" said her mother. + +"And then when you go away, you may leave one or two of my sisters +behind you; and I dare say I shall get husbands for them before the +winter is over." + +"I thank you for my share of the favour," said Elizabeth; "but I do not +particularly like your way of getting husbands." + +Their visitors were not to remain above ten days with them. Mr. Wickham +had received his commission before he left London, and he was to join +his regiment at the end of a fortnight. + +No one but Mrs. Bennet regretted that their stay would be so short; and +she made the most of the time by visiting about with her daughter, and +having very frequent parties at home. These parties were acceptable to +all; to avoid a family circle was even more desirable to such as did +think, than such as did not. + +Wickham's affection for Lydia was just what Elizabeth had expected +to find it; not equal to Lydia's for him. She had scarcely needed her +present observation to be satisfied, from the reason of things, that +their elopement had been brought on by the strength of her love, rather +than by his; and she would have wondered why, without violently caring +for her, he chose to elope with her at all, had she not felt certain +that his flight was rendered necessary by distress of circumstances; and +if that were the case, he was not the young man to resist an opportunity +of having a companion. + +Lydia was exceedingly fond of him. He was her dear Wickham on every +occasion; no one was to be put in competition with him. He did every +thing best in the world; and she was sure he would kill more birds on +the first of September, than any body else in the country. + +One morning, soon after their arrival, as she was sitting with her two +elder sisters, she said to Elizabeth: + +"Lizzy, I never gave _you_ an account of my wedding, I believe. You +were not by, when I told mamma and the others all about it. Are not you +curious to hear how it was managed?" + +"No really," replied Elizabeth; "I think there cannot be too little said +on the subject." + +"La! You are so strange! But I must tell you how it went off. We were +married, you know, at St. Clement's, because Wickham's lodgings were in +that parish. And it was settled that we should all be there by eleven +o'clock. My uncle and aunt and I were to go together; and the others +were to meet us at the church. Well, Monday morning came, and I was in +such a fuss! I was so afraid, you know, that something would happen to +put it off, and then I should have gone quite distracted. And there was +my aunt, all the time I was dressing, preaching and talking away just as +if she was reading a sermon. However, I did not hear above one word in +ten, for I was thinking, you may suppose, of my dear Wickham. I longed +to know whether he would be married in his blue coat." + +"Well, and so we breakfasted at ten as usual; I thought it would never +be over; for, by the bye, you are to understand, that my uncle and aunt +were horrid unpleasant all the time I was with them. If you'll believe +me, I did not once put my foot out of doors, though I was there a +fortnight. Not one party, or scheme, or anything. To be sure London was +rather thin, but, however, the Little Theatre was open. Well, and so +just as the carriage came to the door, my uncle was called away upon +business to that horrid man Mr. Stone. And then, you know, when once +they get together, there is no end of it. Well, I was so frightened I +did not know what to do, for my uncle was to give me away; and if we +were beyond the hour, we could not be married all day. But, luckily, he +came back again in ten minutes' time, and then we all set out. However, +I recollected afterwards that if he had been prevented going, the +wedding need not be put off, for Mr. Darcy might have done as well." + +"Mr. Darcy!" repeated Elizabeth, in utter amazement. + +"Oh, yes!--he was to come there with Wickham, you know. But gracious +me! I quite forgot! I ought not to have said a word about it. I promised +them so faithfully! What will Wickham say? It was to be such a secret!" + +"If it was to be secret," said Jane, "say not another word on the +subject. You may depend upon my seeking no further." + +"Oh! certainly," said Elizabeth, though burning with curiosity; "we will +ask you no questions." + +"Thank you," said Lydia, "for if you did, I should certainly tell you +all, and then Wickham would be angry." + +On such encouragement to ask, Elizabeth was forced to put it out of her +power, by running away. + +But to live in ignorance on such a point was impossible; or at least +it was impossible not to try for information. Mr. Darcy had been at +her sister's wedding. It was exactly a scene, and exactly among people, +where he had apparently least to do, and least temptation to go. +Conjectures as to the meaning of it, rapid and wild, hurried into her +brain; but she was satisfied with none. Those that best pleased her, as +placing his conduct in the noblest light, seemed most improbable. She +could not bear such suspense; and hastily seizing a sheet of paper, +wrote a short letter to her aunt, to request an explanation of what +Lydia had dropt, if it were compatible with the secrecy which had been +intended. + +"You may readily comprehend," she added, "what my curiosity must be +to know how a person unconnected with any of us, and (comparatively +speaking) a stranger to our family, should have been amongst you at such +a time. Pray write instantly, and let me understand it--unless it is, +for very cogent reasons, to remain in the secrecy which Lydia seems +to think necessary; and then I must endeavour to be satisfied with +ignorance." + +"Not that I _shall_, though," she added to herself, as she finished +the letter; "and my dear aunt, if you do not tell me in an honourable +manner, I shall certainly be reduced to tricks and stratagems to find it +out." + +Jane's delicate sense of honour would not allow her to speak to +Elizabeth privately of what Lydia had let fall; Elizabeth was glad +of it;--till it appeared whether her inquiries would receive any +satisfaction, she had rather be without a confidante. + + + +Chapter 52 + + +Elizabeth had the satisfaction of receiving an answer to her letter as +soon as she possibly could. She was no sooner in possession of it +than, hurrying into the little copse, where she was least likely to +be interrupted, she sat down on one of the benches and prepared to +be happy; for the length of the letter convinced her that it did not +contain a denial. + +"Gracechurch street, Sept. 6. + +"MY DEAR NIECE, + +"I have just received your letter, and shall devote this whole morning +to answering it, as I foresee that a _little_ writing will not comprise +what I have to tell you. I must confess myself surprised by your +application; I did not expect it from _you_. Don't think me angry, +however, for I only mean to let you know that I had not imagined such +inquiries to be necessary on _your_ side. If you do not choose to +understand me, forgive my impertinence. Your uncle is as much surprised +as I am--and nothing but the belief of your being a party concerned +would have allowed him to act as he has done. But if you are really +innocent and ignorant, I must be more explicit. + +"On the very day of my coming home from Longbourn, your uncle had a most +unexpected visitor. Mr. Darcy called, and was shut up with him several +hours. It was all over before I arrived; so my curiosity was not so +dreadfully racked as _yours_ seems to have been. He came to tell Mr. +Gardiner that he had found out where your sister and Mr. Wickham were, +and that he had seen and talked with them both; Wickham repeatedly, +Lydia once. From what I can collect, he left Derbyshire only one day +after ourselves, and came to town with the resolution of hunting for +them. The motive professed was his conviction of its being owing to +himself that Wickham's worthlessness had not been so well known as to +make it impossible for any young woman of character to love or confide +in him. He generously imputed the whole to his mistaken pride, and +confessed that he had before thought it beneath him to lay his private +actions open to the world. His character was to speak for itself. He +called it, therefore, his duty to step forward, and endeavour to remedy +an evil which had been brought on by himself. If he _had another_ +motive, I am sure it would never disgrace him. He had been some days +in town, before he was able to discover them; but he had something to +direct his search, which was more than _we_ had; and the consciousness +of this was another reason for his resolving to follow us. + +"There is a lady, it seems, a Mrs. Younge, who was some time ago +governess to Miss Darcy, and was dismissed from her charge on some cause +of disapprobation, though he did not say what. She then took a large +house in Edward-street, and has since maintained herself by letting +lodgings. This Mrs. Younge was, he knew, intimately acquainted with +Wickham; and he went to her for intelligence of him as soon as he got to +town. But it was two or three days before he could get from her what he +wanted. She would not betray her trust, I suppose, without bribery and +corruption, for she really did know where her friend was to be found. +Wickham indeed had gone to her on their first arrival in London, and had +she been able to receive them into her house, they would have taken up +their abode with her. At length, however, our kind friend procured the +wished-for direction. They were in ---- street. He saw Wickham, and +afterwards insisted on seeing Lydia. His first object with her, he +acknowledged, had been to persuade her to quit her present disgraceful +situation, and return to her friends as soon as they could be prevailed +on to receive her, offering his assistance, as far as it would go. But +he found Lydia absolutely resolved on remaining where she was. She cared +for none of her friends; she wanted no help of his; she would not hear +of leaving Wickham. She was sure they should be married some time or +other, and it did not much signify when. Since such were her feelings, +it only remained, he thought, to secure and expedite a marriage, which, +in his very first conversation with Wickham, he easily learnt had never +been _his_ design. He confessed himself obliged to leave the regiment, +on account of some debts of honour, which were very pressing; and +scrupled not to lay all the ill-consequences of Lydia's flight on her +own folly alone. He meant to resign his commission immediately; and as +to his future situation, he could conjecture very little about it. He +must go somewhere, but he did not know where, and he knew he should have +nothing to live on. + +"Mr. Darcy asked him why he had not married your sister at once. Though +Mr. Bennet was not imagined to be very rich, he would have been able +to do something for him, and his situation must have been benefited by +marriage. But he found, in reply to this question, that Wickham still +cherished the hope of more effectually making his fortune by marriage in +some other country. Under such circumstances, however, he was not likely +to be proof against the temptation of immediate relief. + +"They met several times, for there was much to be discussed. Wickham of +course wanted more than he could get; but at length was reduced to be +reasonable. + +"Every thing being settled between _them_, Mr. Darcy's next step was to +make your uncle acquainted with it, and he first called in Gracechurch +street the evening before I came home. But Mr. Gardiner could not be +seen, and Mr. Darcy found, on further inquiry, that your father was +still with him, but would quit town the next morning. He did not judge +your father to be a person whom he could so properly consult as your +uncle, and therefore readily postponed seeing him till after the +departure of the former. He did not leave his name, and till the next +day it was only known that a gentleman had called on business. + +"On Saturday he came again. Your father was gone, your uncle at home, +and, as I said before, they had a great deal of talk together. + +"They met again on Sunday, and then _I_ saw him too. It was not all +settled before Monday: as soon as it was, the express was sent off to +Longbourn. But our visitor was very obstinate. I fancy, Lizzy, that +obstinacy is the real defect of his character, after all. He has been +accused of many faults at different times, but _this_ is the true one. +Nothing was to be done that he did not do himself; though I am sure (and +I do not speak it to be thanked, therefore say nothing about it), your +uncle would most readily have settled the whole. + +"They battled it together for a long time, which was more than either +the gentleman or lady concerned in it deserved. But at last your uncle +was forced to yield, and instead of being allowed to be of use to his +niece, was forced to put up with only having the probable credit of it, +which went sorely against the grain; and I really believe your letter +this morning gave him great pleasure, because it required an explanation +that would rob him of his borrowed feathers, and give the praise where +it was due. But, Lizzy, this must go no farther than yourself, or Jane +at most. + +"You know pretty well, I suppose, what has been done for the young +people. His debts are to be paid, amounting, I believe, to considerably +more than a thousand pounds, another thousand in addition to her own +settled upon _her_, and his commission purchased. The reason why all +this was to be done by him alone, was such as I have given above. It +was owing to him, to his reserve and want of proper consideration, that +Wickham's character had been so misunderstood, and consequently that he +had been received and noticed as he was. Perhaps there was some truth +in _this_; though I doubt whether _his_ reserve, or _anybody's_ reserve, +can be answerable for the event. But in spite of all this fine talking, +my dear Lizzy, you may rest perfectly assured that your uncle would +never have yielded, if we had not given him credit for _another +interest_ in the affair. + +"When all this was resolved on, he returned again to his friends, who +were still staying at Pemberley; but it was agreed that he should be in +London once more when the wedding took place, and all money matters were +then to receive the last finish. + +"I believe I have now told you every thing. It is a relation which +you tell me is to give you great surprise; I hope at least it will not +afford you any displeasure. Lydia came to us; and Wickham had constant +admission to the house. _He_ was exactly what he had been, when I +knew him in Hertfordshire; but I would not tell you how little I was +satisfied with her behaviour while she staid with us, if I had not +perceived, by Jane's letter last Wednesday, that her conduct on coming +home was exactly of a piece with it, and therefore what I now tell +you can give you no fresh pain. I talked to her repeatedly in the most +serious manner, representing to her all the wickedness of what she had +done, and all the unhappiness she had brought on her family. If she +heard me, it was by good luck, for I am sure she did not listen. I was +sometimes quite provoked, but then I recollected my dear Elizabeth and +Jane, and for their sakes had patience with her. + +"Mr. Darcy was punctual in his return, and as Lydia informed you, +attended the wedding. He dined with us the next day, and was to leave +town again on Wednesday or Thursday. Will you be very angry with me, my +dear Lizzy, if I take this opportunity of saying (what I was never bold +enough to say before) how much I like him. His behaviour to us has, +in every respect, been as pleasing as when we were in Derbyshire. His +understanding and opinions all please me; he wants nothing but a little +more liveliness, and _that_, if he marry _prudently_, his wife may teach +him. I thought him very sly;--he hardly ever mentioned your name. But +slyness seems the fashion. + +"Pray forgive me if I have been very presuming, or at least do not +punish me so far as to exclude me from P. I shall never be quite happy +till I have been all round the park. A low phaeton, with a nice little +pair of ponies, would be the very thing. + +"But I must write no more. The children have been wanting me this half +hour. + +"Yours, very sincerely, + +"M. GARDINER." + +The contents of this letter threw Elizabeth into a flutter of spirits, +in which it was difficult to determine whether pleasure or pain bore the +greatest share. The vague and unsettled suspicions which uncertainty had +produced of what Mr. Darcy might have been doing to forward her sister's +match, which she had feared to encourage as an exertion of goodness too +great to be probable, and at the same time dreaded to be just, from the +pain of obligation, were proved beyond their greatest extent to be true! +He had followed them purposely to town, he had taken on himself all +the trouble and mortification attendant on such a research; in which +supplication had been necessary to a woman whom he must abominate and +despise, and where he was reduced to meet, frequently meet, reason +with, persuade, and finally bribe, the man whom he always most wished to +avoid, and whose very name it was punishment to him to pronounce. He had +done all this for a girl whom he could neither regard nor esteem. Her +heart did whisper that he had done it for her. But it was a hope shortly +checked by other considerations, and she soon felt that even her vanity +was insufficient, when required to depend on his affection for her--for +a woman who had already refused him--as able to overcome a sentiment so +natural as abhorrence against relationship with Wickham. Brother-in-law +of Wickham! Every kind of pride must revolt from the connection. He had, +to be sure, done much. She was ashamed to think how much. But he had +given a reason for his interference, which asked no extraordinary +stretch of belief. It was reasonable that he should feel he had been +wrong; he had liberality, and he had the means of exercising it; and +though she would not place herself as his principal inducement, she +could, perhaps, believe that remaining partiality for her might assist +his endeavours in a cause where her peace of mind must be materially +concerned. It was painful, exceedingly painful, to know that they were +under obligations to a person who could never receive a return. They +owed the restoration of Lydia, her character, every thing, to him. Oh! +how heartily did she grieve over every ungracious sensation she had ever +encouraged, every saucy speech she had ever directed towards him. For +herself she was humbled; but she was proud of him. Proud that in a cause +of compassion and honour, he had been able to get the better of himself. +She read over her aunt's commendation of him again and again. It +was hardly enough; but it pleased her. She was even sensible of some +pleasure, though mixed with regret, on finding how steadfastly both she +and her uncle had been persuaded that affection and confidence subsisted +between Mr. Darcy and herself. + +She was roused from her seat, and her reflections, by some one's +approach; and before she could strike into another path, she was +overtaken by Wickham. + +"I am afraid I interrupt your solitary ramble, my dear sister?" said he, +as he joined her. + +"You certainly do," she replied with a smile; "but it does not follow +that the interruption must be unwelcome." + +"I should be sorry indeed, if it were. We were always good friends; and +now we are better." + +"True. Are the others coming out?" + +"I do not know. Mrs. Bennet and Lydia are going in the carriage to +Meryton. And so, my dear sister, I find, from our uncle and aunt, that +you have actually seen Pemberley." + +She replied in the affirmative. + +"I almost envy you the pleasure, and yet I believe it would be too much +for me, or else I could take it in my way to Newcastle. And you saw the +old housekeeper, I suppose? Poor Reynolds, she was always very fond of +me. But of course she did not mention my name to you." + +"Yes, she did." + +"And what did she say?" + +"That you were gone into the army, and she was afraid had--not turned +out well. At such a distance as _that_, you know, things are strangely +misrepresented." + +"Certainly," he replied, biting his lips. Elizabeth hoped she had +silenced him; but he soon afterwards said: + +"I was surprised to see Darcy in town last month. We passed each other +several times. I wonder what he can be doing there." + +"Perhaps preparing for his marriage with Miss de Bourgh," said +Elizabeth. "It must be something particular, to take him there at this +time of year." + +"Undoubtedly. Did you see him while you were at Lambton? I thought I +understood from the Gardiners that you had." + +"Yes; he introduced us to his sister." + +"And do you like her?" + +"Very much." + +"I have heard, indeed, that she is uncommonly improved within this year +or two. When I last saw her, she was not very promising. I am very glad +you liked her. I hope she will turn out well." + +"I dare say she will; she has got over the most trying age." + +"Did you go by the village of Kympton?" + +"I do not recollect that we did." + +"I mention it, because it is the living which I ought to have had. A +most delightful place!--Excellent Parsonage House! It would have suited +me in every respect." + +"How should you have liked making sermons?" + +"Exceedingly well. I should have considered it as part of my duty, +and the exertion would soon have been nothing. One ought not to +repine;--but, to be sure, it would have been such a thing for me! The +quiet, the retirement of such a life would have answered all my ideas +of happiness! But it was not to be. Did you ever hear Darcy mention the +circumstance, when you were in Kent?" + +"I have heard from authority, which I thought _as good_, that it was +left you conditionally only, and at the will of the present patron." + +"You have. Yes, there was something in _that_; I told you so from the +first, you may remember." + +"I _did_ hear, too, that there was a time, when sermon-making was not +so palatable to you as it seems to be at present; that you actually +declared your resolution of never taking orders, and that the business +had been compromised accordingly." + +"You did! and it was not wholly without foundation. You may remember +what I told you on that point, when first we talked of it." + +They were now almost at the door of the house, for she had walked fast +to get rid of him; and unwilling, for her sister's sake, to provoke him, +she only said in reply, with a good-humoured smile: + +"Come, Mr. Wickham, we are brother and sister, you know. Do not let +us quarrel about the past. In future, I hope we shall be always of one +mind." + +She held out her hand; he kissed it with affectionate gallantry, though +he hardly knew how to look, and they entered the house. + + + +Chapter 53 + + +Mr. Wickham was so perfectly satisfied with this conversation that he +never again distressed himself, or provoked his dear sister Elizabeth, +by introducing the subject of it; and she was pleased to find that she +had said enough to keep him quiet. + +The day of his and Lydia's departure soon came, and Mrs. Bennet was +forced to submit to a separation, which, as her husband by no means +entered into her scheme of their all going to Newcastle, was likely to +continue at least a twelvemonth. + +"Oh! my dear Lydia," she cried, "when shall we meet again?" + +"Oh, lord! I don't know. Not these two or three years, perhaps." + +"Write to me very often, my dear." + +"As often as I can. But you know married women have never much time for +writing. My sisters may write to _me_. They will have nothing else to +do." + +Mr. Wickham's adieus were much more affectionate than his wife's. He +smiled, looked handsome, and said many pretty things. + +"He is as fine a fellow," said Mr. Bennet, as soon as they were out of +the house, "as ever I saw. He simpers, and smirks, and makes love to +us all. I am prodigiously proud of him. I defy even Sir William Lucas +himself to produce a more valuable son-in-law." + +The loss of her daughter made Mrs. Bennet very dull for several days. + +"I often think," said she, "that there is nothing so bad as parting with +one's friends. One seems so forlorn without them." + +"This is the consequence, you see, Madam, of marrying a daughter," said +Elizabeth. "It must make you better satisfied that your other four are +single." + +"It is no such thing. Lydia does not leave me because she is married, +but only because her husband's regiment happens to be so far off. If +that had been nearer, she would not have gone so soon." + +But the spiritless condition which this event threw her into was shortly +relieved, and her mind opened again to the agitation of hope, by an +article of news which then began to be in circulation. The housekeeper +at Netherfield had received orders to prepare for the arrival of her +master, who was coming down in a day or two, to shoot there for several +weeks. Mrs. Bennet was quite in the fidgets. She looked at Jane, and +smiled and shook her head by turns. + +"Well, well, and so Mr. Bingley is coming down, sister," (for Mrs. +Phillips first brought her the news). "Well, so much the better. Not +that I care about it, though. He is nothing to us, you know, and I am +sure _I_ never want to see him again. But, however, he is very welcome +to come to Netherfield, if he likes it. And who knows what _may_ happen? +But that is nothing to us. You know, sister, we agreed long ago never to +mention a word about it. And so, is it quite certain he is coming?" + +"You may depend on it," replied the other, "for Mrs. Nicholls was in +Meryton last night; I saw her passing by, and went out myself on purpose +to know the truth of it; and she told me that it was certain true. He +comes down on Thursday at the latest, very likely on Wednesday. She was +going to the butcher's, she told me, on purpose to order in some meat on +Wednesday, and she has got three couple of ducks just fit to be killed." + +Miss Bennet had not been able to hear of his coming without changing +colour. It was many months since she had mentioned his name to +Elizabeth; but now, as soon as they were alone together, she said: + +"I saw you look at me to-day, Lizzy, when my aunt told us of the present +report; and I know I appeared distressed. But don't imagine it was from +any silly cause. I was only confused for the moment, because I felt that +I _should_ be looked at. I do assure you that the news does not affect +me either with pleasure or pain. I am glad of one thing, that he comes +alone; because we shall see the less of him. Not that I am afraid of +_myself_, but I dread other people's remarks." + +Elizabeth did not know what to make of it. Had she not seen him in +Derbyshire, she might have supposed him capable of coming there with no +other view than what was acknowledged; but she still thought him partial +to Jane, and she wavered as to the greater probability of his coming +there _with_ his friend's permission, or being bold enough to come +without it. + +"Yet it is hard," she sometimes thought, "that this poor man cannot +come to a house which he has legally hired, without raising all this +speculation! I _will_ leave him to himself." + +In spite of what her sister declared, and really believed to be her +feelings in the expectation of his arrival, Elizabeth could easily +perceive that her spirits were affected by it. They were more disturbed, +more unequal, than she had often seen them. + +The subject which had been so warmly canvassed between their parents, +about a twelvemonth ago, was now brought forward again. + +"As soon as ever Mr. Bingley comes, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet, "you +will wait on him of course." + +"No, no. You forced me into visiting him last year, and promised, if I +went to see him, he should marry one of my daughters. But it ended in +nothing, and I will not be sent on a fool's errand again." + +His wife represented to him how absolutely necessary such an attention +would be from all the neighbouring gentlemen, on his returning to +Netherfield. + +"'Tis an etiquette I despise," said he. "If he wants our society, +let him seek it. He knows where we live. I will not spend my hours +in running after my neighbours every time they go away and come back +again." + +"Well, all I know is, that it will be abominably rude if you do not wait +on him. But, however, that shan't prevent my asking him to dine here, I +am determined. We must have Mrs. Long and the Gouldings soon. That will +make thirteen with ourselves, so there will be just room at table for +him." + +Consoled by this resolution, she was the better able to bear her +husband's incivility; though it was very mortifying to know that her +neighbours might all see Mr. Bingley, in consequence of it, before +_they_ did. As the day of his arrival drew near,-- + +"I begin to be sorry that he comes at all," said Jane to her sister. "It +would be nothing; I could see him with perfect indifference, but I can +hardly bear to hear it thus perpetually talked of. My mother means well; +but she does not know, no one can know, how much I suffer from what she +says. Happy shall I be, when his stay at Netherfield is over!" + +"I wish I could say anything to comfort you," replied Elizabeth; "but it +is wholly out of my power. You must feel it; and the usual satisfaction +of preaching patience to a sufferer is denied me, because you have +always so much." + +Mr. Bingley arrived. Mrs. Bennet, through the assistance of servants, +contrived to have the earliest tidings of it, that the period of anxiety +and fretfulness on her side might be as long as it could. She counted +the days that must intervene before their invitation could be sent; +hopeless of seeing him before. But on the third morning after his +arrival in Hertfordshire, she saw him, from her dressing-room window, +enter the paddock and ride towards the house. + +Her daughters were eagerly called to partake of her joy. Jane resolutely +kept her place at the table; but Elizabeth, to satisfy her mother, went +to the window--she looked,--she saw Mr. Darcy with him, and sat down +again by her sister. + +"There is a gentleman with him, mamma," said Kitty; "who can it be?" + +"Some acquaintance or other, my dear, I suppose; I am sure I do not +know." + +"La!" replied Kitty, "it looks just like that man that used to be with +him before. Mr. what's-his-name. That tall, proud man." + +"Good gracious! Mr. Darcy!--and so it does, I vow. Well, any friend of +Mr. Bingley's will always be welcome here, to be sure; but else I must +say that I hate the very sight of him." + +Jane looked at Elizabeth with surprise and concern. She knew but little +of their meeting in Derbyshire, and therefore felt for the awkwardness +which must attend her sister, in seeing him almost for the first time +after receiving his explanatory letter. Both sisters were uncomfortable +enough. Each felt for the other, and of course for themselves; and their +mother talked on, of her dislike of Mr. Darcy, and her resolution to be +civil to him only as Mr. Bingley's friend, without being heard by either +of them. But Elizabeth had sources of uneasiness which could not be +suspected by Jane, to whom she had never yet had courage to shew Mrs. +Gardiner's letter, or to relate her own change of sentiment towards him. +To Jane, he could be only a man whose proposals she had refused, +and whose merit she had undervalued; but to her own more extensive +information, he was the person to whom the whole family were indebted +for the first of benefits, and whom she regarded herself with an +interest, if not quite so tender, at least as reasonable and just as +what Jane felt for Bingley. Her astonishment at his coming--at his +coming to Netherfield, to Longbourn, and voluntarily seeking her again, +was almost equal to what she had known on first witnessing his altered +behaviour in Derbyshire. + +The colour which had been driven from her face, returned for half a +minute with an additional glow, and a smile of delight added lustre to +her eyes, as she thought for that space of time that his affection and +wishes must still be unshaken. But she would not be secure. + +"Let me first see how he behaves," said she; "it will then be early +enough for expectation." + +She sat intently at work, striving to be composed, and without daring to +lift up her eyes, till anxious curiosity carried them to the face of +her sister as the servant was approaching the door. Jane looked a little +paler than usual, but more sedate than Elizabeth had expected. On the +gentlemen's appearing, her colour increased; yet she received them with +tolerable ease, and with a propriety of behaviour equally free from any +symptom of resentment or any unnecessary complaisance. + +Elizabeth said as little to either as civility would allow, and sat down +again to her work, with an eagerness which it did not often command. She +had ventured only one glance at Darcy. He looked serious, as usual; and, +she thought, more as he had been used to look in Hertfordshire, than as +she had seen him at Pemberley. But, perhaps he could not in her mother's +presence be what he was before her uncle and aunt. It was a painful, but +not an improbable, conjecture. + +Bingley, she had likewise seen for an instant, and in that short period +saw him looking both pleased and embarrassed. He was received by Mrs. +Bennet with a degree of civility which made her two daughters ashamed, +especially when contrasted with the cold and ceremonious politeness of +her curtsey and address to his friend. + +Elizabeth, particularly, who knew that her mother owed to the latter +the preservation of her favourite daughter from irremediable infamy, +was hurt and distressed to a most painful degree by a distinction so ill +applied. + +Darcy, after inquiring of her how Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner did, a question +which she could not answer without confusion, said scarcely anything. He +was not seated by her; perhaps that was the reason of his silence; but +it had not been so in Derbyshire. There he had talked to her friends, +when he could not to herself. But now several minutes elapsed without +bringing the sound of his voice; and when occasionally, unable to resist +the impulse of curiosity, she raised her eyes to his face, she as often +found him looking at Jane as at herself, and frequently on no object but +the ground. More thoughtfulness and less anxiety to please, than when +they last met, were plainly expressed. She was disappointed, and angry +with herself for being so. + +"Could I expect it to be otherwise!" said she. "Yet why did he come?" + +She was in no humour for conversation with anyone but himself; and to +him she had hardly courage to speak. + +She inquired after his sister, but could do no more. + +"It is a long time, Mr. Bingley, since you went away," said Mrs. Bennet. + +He readily agreed to it. + +"I began to be afraid you would never come back again. People _did_ say +you meant to quit the place entirely at Michaelmas; but, however, I hope +it is not true. A great many changes have happened in the neighbourhood, +since you went away. Miss Lucas is married and settled. And one of my +own daughters. I suppose you have heard of it; indeed, you must have +seen it in the papers. It was in The Times and The Courier, I know; +though it was not put in as it ought to be. It was only said, 'Lately, +George Wickham, Esq. to Miss Lydia Bennet,' without there being a +syllable said of her father, or the place where she lived, or anything. +It was my brother Gardiner's drawing up too, and I wonder how he came to +make such an awkward business of it. Did you see it?" + +Bingley replied that he did, and made his congratulations. Elizabeth +dared not lift up her eyes. How Mr. Darcy looked, therefore, she could +not tell. + +"It is a delightful thing, to be sure, to have a daughter well married," +continued her mother, "but at the same time, Mr. Bingley, it is very +hard to have her taken such a way from me. They are gone down to +Newcastle, a place quite northward, it seems, and there they are to stay +I do not know how long. His regiment is there; for I suppose you have +heard of his leaving the ----shire, and of his being gone into the +regulars. Thank Heaven! he has _some_ friends, though perhaps not so +many as he deserves." + +Elizabeth, who knew this to be levelled at Mr. Darcy, was in such +misery of shame, that she could hardly keep her seat. It drew from her, +however, the exertion of speaking, which nothing else had so effectually +done before; and she asked Bingley whether he meant to make any stay in +the country at present. A few weeks, he believed. + +"When you have killed all your own birds, Mr. Bingley," said her mother, +"I beg you will come here, and shoot as many as you please on Mr. +Bennet's manor. I am sure he will be vastly happy to oblige you, and +will save all the best of the covies for you." + +Elizabeth's misery increased, at such unnecessary, such officious +attention! Were the same fair prospect to arise at present as had +flattered them a year ago, every thing, she was persuaded, would be +hastening to the same vexatious conclusion. At that instant, she felt +that years of happiness could not make Jane or herself amends for +moments of such painful confusion. + +"The first wish of my heart," said she to herself, "is never more to +be in company with either of them. Their society can afford no pleasure +that will atone for such wretchedness as this! Let me never see either +one or the other again!" + +Yet the misery, for which years of happiness were to offer no +compensation, received soon afterwards material relief, from observing +how much the beauty of her sister re-kindled the admiration of her +former lover. When first he came in, he had spoken to her but little; +but every five minutes seemed to be giving her more of his attention. He +found her as handsome as she had been last year; as good natured, and +as unaffected, though not quite so chatty. Jane was anxious that no +difference should be perceived in her at all, and was really persuaded +that she talked as much as ever. But her mind was so busily engaged, +that she did not always know when she was silent. + +When the gentlemen rose to go away, Mrs. Bennet was mindful of her +intended civility, and they were invited and engaged to dine at +Longbourn in a few days time. + +"You are quite a visit in my debt, Mr. Bingley," she added, "for when +you went to town last winter, you promised to take a family dinner with +us, as soon as you returned. I have not forgot, you see; and I assure +you, I was very much disappointed that you did not come back and keep +your engagement." + +Bingley looked a little silly at this reflection, and said something of +his concern at having been prevented by business. They then went away. + +Mrs. Bennet had been strongly inclined to ask them to stay and dine +there that day; but, though she always kept a very good table, she did +not think anything less than two courses could be good enough for a man +on whom she had such anxious designs, or satisfy the appetite and pride +of one who had ten thousand a year. + + + +Chapter 54 + + +As soon as they were gone, Elizabeth walked out to recover her spirits; +or in other words, to dwell without interruption on those subjects that +must deaden them more. Mr. Darcy's behaviour astonished and vexed her. + +"Why, if he came only to be silent, grave, and indifferent," said she, +"did he come at all?" + +She could settle it in no way that gave her pleasure. + +"He could be still amiable, still pleasing, to my uncle and aunt, when +he was in town; and why not to me? If he fears me, why come hither? If +he no longer cares for me, why silent? Teasing, teasing, man! I will +think no more about him." + +Her resolution was for a short time involuntarily kept by the approach +of her sister, who joined her with a cheerful look, which showed her +better satisfied with their visitors, than Elizabeth. + +"Now," said she, "that this first meeting is over, I feel perfectly +easy. I know my own strength, and I shall never be embarrassed again by +his coming. I am glad he dines here on Tuesday. It will then be publicly +seen that, on both sides, we meet only as common and indifferent +acquaintance." + +"Yes, very indifferent indeed," said Elizabeth, laughingly. "Oh, Jane, +take care." + +"My dear Lizzy, you cannot think me so weak, as to be in danger now?" + +"I think you are in very great danger of making him as much in love with +you as ever." + + * * * * * + +They did not see the gentlemen again till Tuesday; and Mrs. Bennet, in +the meanwhile, was giving way to all the happy schemes, which the good +humour and common politeness of Bingley, in half an hour's visit, had +revived. + +On Tuesday there was a large party assembled at Longbourn; and the two +who were most anxiously expected, to the credit of their punctuality +as sportsmen, were in very good time. When they repaired to the +dining-room, Elizabeth eagerly watched to see whether Bingley would take +the place, which, in all their former parties, had belonged to him, by +her sister. Her prudent mother, occupied by the same ideas, forbore +to invite him to sit by herself. On entering the room, he seemed to +hesitate; but Jane happened to look round, and happened to smile: it was +decided. He placed himself by her. + +Elizabeth, with a triumphant sensation, looked towards his friend. +He bore it with noble indifference, and she would have imagined that +Bingley had received his sanction to be happy, had she not seen his eyes +likewise turned towards Mr. Darcy, with an expression of half-laughing +alarm. + +His behaviour to her sister was such, during dinner time, as showed an +admiration of her, which, though more guarded than formerly, persuaded +Elizabeth, that if left wholly to himself, Jane's happiness, and his +own, would be speedily secured. Though she dared not depend upon the +consequence, she yet received pleasure from observing his behaviour. It +gave her all the animation that her spirits could boast; for she was in +no cheerful humour. Mr. Darcy was almost as far from her as the table +could divide them. He was on one side of her mother. She knew how little +such a situation would give pleasure to either, or make either appear to +advantage. She was not near enough to hear any of their discourse, but +she could see how seldom they spoke to each other, and how formal and +cold was their manner whenever they did. Her mother's ungraciousness, +made the sense of what they owed him more painful to Elizabeth's mind; +and she would, at times, have given anything to be privileged to tell +him that his kindness was neither unknown nor unfelt by the whole of the +family. + +She was in hopes that the evening would afford some opportunity of +bringing them together; that the whole of the visit would not pass away +without enabling them to enter into something more of conversation than +the mere ceremonious salutation attending his entrance. Anxious +and uneasy, the period which passed in the drawing-room, before the +gentlemen came, was wearisome and dull to a degree that almost made her +uncivil. She looked forward to their entrance as the point on which all +her chance of pleasure for the evening must depend. + +"If he does not come to me, _then_," said she, "I shall give him up for +ever." + +The gentlemen came; and she thought he looked as if he would have +answered her hopes; but, alas! the ladies had crowded round the table, +where Miss Bennet was making tea, and Elizabeth pouring out the coffee, +in so close a confederacy that there was not a single vacancy near her +which would admit of a chair. And on the gentlemen's approaching, one of +the girls moved closer to her than ever, and said, in a whisper: + +"The men shan't come and part us, I am determined. We want none of them; +do we?" + +Darcy had walked away to another part of the room. She followed him with +her eyes, envied everyone to whom he spoke, had scarcely patience enough +to help anybody to coffee; and then was enraged against herself for +being so silly! + +"A man who has once been refused! How could I ever be foolish enough to +expect a renewal of his love? Is there one among the sex, who would not +protest against such a weakness as a second proposal to the same woman? +There is no indignity so abhorrent to their feelings!" + +She was a little revived, however, by his bringing back his coffee cup +himself; and she seized the opportunity of saying: + +"Is your sister at Pemberley still?" + +"Yes, she will remain there till Christmas." + +"And quite alone? Have all her friends left her?" + +"Mrs. Annesley is with her. The others have been gone on to Scarborough, +these three weeks." + +She could think of nothing more to say; but if he wished to converse +with her, he might have better success. He stood by her, however, for +some minutes, in silence; and, at last, on the young lady's whispering +to Elizabeth again, he walked away. + +When the tea-things were removed, and the card-tables placed, the ladies +all rose, and Elizabeth was then hoping to be soon joined by him, +when all her views were overthrown by seeing him fall a victim to her +mother's rapacity for whist players, and in a few moments after seated +with the rest of the party. She now lost every expectation of pleasure. +They were confined for the evening at different tables, and she had +nothing to hope, but that his eyes were so often turned towards her side +of the room, as to make him play as unsuccessfully as herself. + +Mrs. Bennet had designed to keep the two Netherfield gentlemen to +supper; but their carriage was unluckily ordered before any of the +others, and she had no opportunity of detaining them. + +"Well girls," said she, as soon as they were left to themselves, "What +say you to the day? I think every thing has passed off uncommonly well, +I assure you. The dinner was as well dressed as any I ever saw. The +venison was roasted to a turn--and everybody said they never saw so +fat a haunch. The soup was fifty times better than what we had at the +Lucases' last week; and even Mr. Darcy acknowledged, that the partridges +were remarkably well done; and I suppose he has two or three French +cooks at least. And, my dear Jane, I never saw you look in greater +beauty. Mrs. Long said so too, for I asked her whether you did not. And +what do you think she said besides? 'Ah! Mrs. Bennet, we shall have her +at Netherfield at last.' She did indeed. I do think Mrs. Long is as good +a creature as ever lived--and her nieces are very pretty behaved girls, +and not at all handsome: I like them prodigiously." + +Mrs. Bennet, in short, was in very great spirits; she had seen enough of +Bingley's behaviour to Jane, to be convinced that she would get him at +last; and her expectations of advantage to her family, when in a happy +humour, were so far beyond reason, that she was quite disappointed at +not seeing him there again the next day, to make his proposals. + +"It has been a very agreeable day," said Miss Bennet to Elizabeth. "The +party seemed so well selected, so suitable one with the other. I hope we +may often meet again." + +Elizabeth smiled. + +"Lizzy, you must not do so. You must not suspect me. It mortifies me. +I assure you that I have now learnt to enjoy his conversation as an +agreeable and sensible young man, without having a wish beyond it. I am +perfectly satisfied, from what his manners now are, that he never had +any design of engaging my affection. It is only that he is blessed +with greater sweetness of address, and a stronger desire of generally +pleasing, than any other man." + +"You are very cruel," said her sister, "you will not let me smile, and +are provoking me to it every moment." + +"How hard it is in some cases to be believed!" + +"And how impossible in others!" + +"But why should you wish to persuade me that I feel more than I +acknowledge?" + +"That is a question which I hardly know how to answer. We all love to +instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing. Forgive +me; and if you persist in indifference, do not make me your confidante." + + + +Chapter 55 + + +A few days after this visit, Mr. Bingley called again, and alone. His +friend had left him that morning for London, but was to return home in +ten days time. He sat with them above an hour, and was in remarkably +good spirits. Mrs. Bennet invited him to dine with them; but, with many +expressions of concern, he confessed himself engaged elsewhere. + +"Next time you call," said she, "I hope we shall be more lucky." + +He should be particularly happy at any time, etc. etc.; and if she would +give him leave, would take an early opportunity of waiting on them. + +"Can you come to-morrow?" + +Yes, he had no engagement at all for to-morrow; and her invitation was +accepted with alacrity. + +He came, and in such very good time that the ladies were none of them +dressed. In ran Mrs. Bennet to her daughter's room, in her dressing +gown, and with her hair half finished, crying out: + +"My dear Jane, make haste and hurry down. He is come--Mr. Bingley is +come. He is, indeed. Make haste, make haste. Here, Sarah, come to Miss +Bennet this moment, and help her on with her gown. Never mind Miss +Lizzy's hair." + +"We will be down as soon as we can," said Jane; "but I dare say Kitty is +forwarder than either of us, for she went up stairs half an hour ago." + +"Oh! hang Kitty! what has she to do with it? Come be quick, be quick! +Where is your sash, my dear?" + +But when her mother was gone, Jane would not be prevailed on to go down +without one of her sisters. + +The same anxiety to get them by themselves was visible again in the +evening. After tea, Mr. Bennet retired to the library, as was his +custom, and Mary went up stairs to her instrument. Two obstacles of +the five being thus removed, Mrs. Bennet sat looking and winking at +Elizabeth and Catherine for a considerable time, without making any +impression on them. Elizabeth would not observe her; and when at last +Kitty did, she very innocently said, "What is the matter mamma? What do +you keep winking at me for? What am I to do?" + +"Nothing child, nothing. I did not wink at you." She then sat still +five minutes longer; but unable to waste such a precious occasion, she +suddenly got up, and saying to Kitty, "Come here, my love, I want to +speak to you," took her out of the room. Jane instantly gave a look +at Elizabeth which spoke her distress at such premeditation, and her +entreaty that _she_ would not give in to it. In a few minutes, Mrs. +Bennet half-opened the door and called out: + +"Lizzy, my dear, I want to speak with you." + +Elizabeth was forced to go. + +"We may as well leave them by themselves you know;" said her mother, as +soon as she was in the hall. "Kitty and I are going up stairs to sit in +my dressing-room." + +Elizabeth made no attempt to reason with her mother, but remained +quietly in the hall, till she and Kitty were out of sight, then returned +into the drawing-room. + +Mrs. Bennet's schemes for this day were ineffectual. Bingley was every +thing that was charming, except the professed lover of her daughter. His +ease and cheerfulness rendered him a most agreeable addition to their +evening party; and he bore with the ill-judged officiousness of the +mother, and heard all her silly remarks with a forbearance and command +of countenance particularly grateful to the daughter. + +He scarcely needed an invitation to stay supper; and before he went +away, an engagement was formed, chiefly through his own and Mrs. +Bennet's means, for his coming next morning to shoot with her husband. + +After this day, Jane said no more of her indifference. Not a word passed +between the sisters concerning Bingley; but Elizabeth went to bed in +the happy belief that all must speedily be concluded, unless Mr. Darcy +returned within the stated time. Seriously, however, she felt tolerably +persuaded that all this must have taken place with that gentleman's +concurrence. + +Bingley was punctual to his appointment; and he and Mr. Bennet spent +the morning together, as had been agreed on. The latter was much more +agreeable than his companion expected. There was nothing of presumption +or folly in Bingley that could provoke his ridicule, or disgust him into +silence; and he was more communicative, and less eccentric, than the +other had ever seen him. Bingley of course returned with him to dinner; +and in the evening Mrs. Bennet's invention was again at work to get +every body away from him and her daughter. Elizabeth, who had a letter +to write, went into the breakfast room for that purpose soon after tea; +for as the others were all going to sit down to cards, she could not be +wanted to counteract her mother's schemes. + +But on returning to the drawing-room, when her letter was finished, she +saw, to her infinite surprise, there was reason to fear that her mother +had been too ingenious for her. On opening the door, she perceived her +sister and Bingley standing together over the hearth, as if engaged in +earnest conversation; and had this led to no suspicion, the faces of +both, as they hastily turned round and moved away from each other, would +have told it all. Their situation was awkward enough; but _hers_ she +thought was still worse. Not a syllable was uttered by either; and +Elizabeth was on the point of going away again, when Bingley, who as +well as the other had sat down, suddenly rose, and whispering a few +words to her sister, ran out of the room. + +Jane could have no reserves from Elizabeth, where confidence would give +pleasure; and instantly embracing her, acknowledged, with the liveliest +emotion, that she was the happiest creature in the world. + +"'Tis too much!" she added, "by far too much. I do not deserve it. Oh! +why is not everybody as happy?" + +Elizabeth's congratulations were given with a sincerity, a warmth, +a delight, which words could but poorly express. Every sentence of +kindness was a fresh source of happiness to Jane. But she would not +allow herself to stay with her sister, or say half that remained to be +said for the present. + +"I must go instantly to my mother;" she cried. "I would not on any +account trifle with her affectionate solicitude; or allow her to hear it +from anyone but myself. He is gone to my father already. Oh! Lizzy, to +know that what I have to relate will give such pleasure to all my dear +family! how shall I bear so much happiness!" + +She then hastened away to her mother, who had purposely broken up the +card party, and was sitting up stairs with Kitty. + +Elizabeth, who was left by herself, now smiled at the rapidity and ease +with which an affair was finally settled, that had given them so many +previous months of suspense and vexation. + +"And this," said she, "is the end of all his friend's anxious +circumspection! of all his sister's falsehood and contrivance! the +happiest, wisest, most reasonable end!" + +In a few minutes she was joined by Bingley, whose conference with her +father had been short and to the purpose. + +"Where is your sister?" said he hastily, as he opened the door. + +"With my mother up stairs. She will be down in a moment, I dare say." + +He then shut the door, and, coming up to her, claimed the good wishes +and affection of a sister. Elizabeth honestly and heartily expressed +her delight in the prospect of their relationship. They shook hands with +great cordiality; and then, till her sister came down, she had to listen +to all he had to say of his own happiness, and of Jane's perfections; +and in spite of his being a lover, Elizabeth really believed all his +expectations of felicity to be rationally founded, because they had for +basis the excellent understanding, and super-excellent disposition of +Jane, and a general similarity of feeling and taste between her and +himself. + +It was an evening of no common delight to them all; the satisfaction of +Miss Bennet's mind gave a glow of such sweet animation to her face, as +made her look handsomer than ever. Kitty simpered and smiled, and hoped +her turn was coming soon. Mrs. Bennet could not give her consent or +speak her approbation in terms warm enough to satisfy her feelings, +though she talked to Bingley of nothing else for half an hour; and when +Mr. Bennet joined them at supper, his voice and manner plainly showed +how really happy he was. + +Not a word, however, passed his lips in allusion to it, till their +visitor took his leave for the night; but as soon as he was gone, he +turned to his daughter, and said: + +"Jane, I congratulate you. You will be a very happy woman." + +Jane went to him instantly, kissed him, and thanked him for his +goodness. + +"You are a good girl;" he replied, "and I have great pleasure in +thinking you will be so happily settled. I have not a doubt of your +doing very well together. Your tempers are by no means unlike. You are +each of you so complying, that nothing will ever be resolved on; so +easy, that every servant will cheat you; and so generous, that you will +always exceed your income." + +"I hope not so. Imprudence or thoughtlessness in money matters would be +unpardonable in me." + +"Exceed their income! My dear Mr. Bennet," cried his wife, "what are you +talking of? Why, he has four or five thousand a year, and very likely +more." Then addressing her daughter, "Oh! my dear, dear Jane, I am so +happy! I am sure I shan't get a wink of sleep all night. I knew how it +would be. I always said it must be so, at last. I was sure you could not +be so beautiful for nothing! I remember, as soon as ever I saw him, when +he first came into Hertfordshire last year, I thought how likely it was +that you should come together. Oh! he is the handsomest young man that +ever was seen!" + +Wickham, Lydia, were all forgotten. Jane was beyond competition her +favourite child. At that moment, she cared for no other. Her younger +sisters soon began to make interest with her for objects of happiness +which she might in future be able to dispense. + +Mary petitioned for the use of the library at Netherfield; and Kitty +begged very hard for a few balls there every winter. + +Bingley, from this time, was of course a daily visitor at Longbourn; +coming frequently before breakfast, and always remaining till after +supper; unless when some barbarous neighbour, who could not be enough +detested, had given him an invitation to dinner which he thought himself +obliged to accept. + +Elizabeth had now but little time for conversation with her sister; for +while he was present, Jane had no attention to bestow on anyone else; +but she found herself considerably useful to both of them in those hours +of separation that must sometimes occur. In the absence of Jane, he +always attached himself to Elizabeth, for the pleasure of talking of +her; and when Bingley was gone, Jane constantly sought the same means of +relief. + +"He has made me so happy," said she, one evening, "by telling me that he +was totally ignorant of my being in town last spring! I had not believed +it possible." + +"I suspected as much," replied Elizabeth. "But how did he account for +it?" + +"It must have been his sister's doing. They were certainly no friends to +his acquaintance with me, which I cannot wonder at, since he might have +chosen so much more advantageously in many respects. But when they see, +as I trust they will, that their brother is happy with me, they will +learn to be contented, and we shall be on good terms again; though we +can never be what we once were to each other." + +"That is the most unforgiving speech," said Elizabeth, "that I ever +heard you utter. Good girl! It would vex me, indeed, to see you again +the dupe of Miss Bingley's pretended regard." + +"Would you believe it, Lizzy, that when he went to town last November, +he really loved me, and nothing but a persuasion of _my_ being +indifferent would have prevented his coming down again!" + +"He made a little mistake to be sure; but it is to the credit of his +modesty." + +This naturally introduced a panegyric from Jane on his diffidence, and +the little value he put on his own good qualities. Elizabeth was pleased +to find that he had not betrayed the interference of his friend; for, +though Jane had the most generous and forgiving heart in the world, she +knew it was a circumstance which must prejudice her against him. + +"I am certainly the most fortunate creature that ever existed!" cried +Jane. "Oh! Lizzy, why am I thus singled from my family, and blessed +above them all! If I could but see _you_ as happy! If there _were_ but +such another man for you!" + +"If you were to give me forty such men, I never could be so happy as +you. Till I have your disposition, your goodness, I never can have your +happiness. No, no, let me shift for myself; and, perhaps, if I have very +good luck, I may meet with another Mr. Collins in time." + +The situation of affairs in the Longbourn family could not be long a +secret. Mrs. Bennet was privileged to whisper it to Mrs. Phillips, +and she ventured, without any permission, to do the same by all her +neighbours in Meryton. + +The Bennets were speedily pronounced to be the luckiest family in the +world, though only a few weeks before, when Lydia had first run away, +they had been generally proved to be marked out for misfortune. + + + +Chapter 56 + + +One morning, about a week after Bingley's engagement with Jane had been +formed, as he and the females of the family were sitting together in the +dining-room, their attention was suddenly drawn to the window, by the +sound of a carriage; and they perceived a chaise and four driving up +the lawn. It was too early in the morning for visitors, and besides, the +equipage did not answer to that of any of their neighbours. The horses +were post; and neither the carriage, nor the livery of the servant who +preceded it, were familiar to them. As it was certain, however, that +somebody was coming, Bingley instantly prevailed on Miss Bennet to avoid +the confinement of such an intrusion, and walk away with him into the +shrubbery. They both set off, and the conjectures of the remaining three +continued, though with little satisfaction, till the door was thrown +open and their visitor entered. It was Lady Catherine de Bourgh. + +They were of course all intending to be surprised; but their +astonishment was beyond their expectation; and on the part of Mrs. +Bennet and Kitty, though she was perfectly unknown to them, even +inferior to what Elizabeth felt. + +She entered the room with an air more than usually ungracious, made no +other reply to Elizabeth's salutation than a slight inclination of the +head, and sat down without saying a word. Elizabeth had mentioned her +name to her mother on her ladyship's entrance, though no request of +introduction had been made. + +Mrs. Bennet, all amazement, though flattered by having a guest of such +high importance, received her with the utmost politeness. After sitting +for a moment in silence, she said very stiffly to Elizabeth, + +"I hope you are well, Miss Bennet. That lady, I suppose, is your +mother." + +Elizabeth replied very concisely that she was. + +"And _that_ I suppose is one of your sisters." + +"Yes, madam," said Mrs. Bennet, delighted to speak to Lady Catherine. +"She is my youngest girl but one. My youngest of all is lately married, +and my eldest is somewhere about the grounds, walking with a young man +who, I believe, will soon become a part of the family." + +"You have a very small park here," returned Lady Catherine after a short +silence. + +"It is nothing in comparison of Rosings, my lady, I dare say; but I +assure you it is much larger than Sir William Lucas's." + +"This must be a most inconvenient sitting room for the evening, in +summer; the windows are full west." + +Mrs. Bennet assured her that they never sat there after dinner, and then +added: + +"May I take the liberty of asking your ladyship whether you left Mr. and +Mrs. Collins well." + +"Yes, very well. I saw them the night before last." + +Elizabeth now expected that she would produce a letter for her from +Charlotte, as it seemed the only probable motive for her calling. But no +letter appeared, and she was completely puzzled. + +Mrs. Bennet, with great civility, begged her ladyship to take some +refreshment; but Lady Catherine very resolutely, and not very politely, +declined eating anything; and then, rising up, said to Elizabeth, + +"Miss Bennet, there seemed to be a prettyish kind of a little wilderness +on one side of your lawn. I should be glad to take a turn in it, if you +will favour me with your company." + +"Go, my dear," cried her mother, "and show her ladyship about the +different walks. I think she will be pleased with the hermitage." + +Elizabeth obeyed, and running into her own room for her parasol, +attended her noble guest downstairs. As they passed through the +hall, Lady Catherine opened the doors into the dining-parlour and +drawing-room, and pronouncing them, after a short survey, to be decent +looking rooms, walked on. + +Her carriage remained at the door, and Elizabeth saw that her +waiting-woman was in it. They proceeded in silence along the gravel walk +that led to the copse; Elizabeth was determined to make no effort for +conversation with a woman who was now more than usually insolent and +disagreeable. + +"How could I ever think her like her nephew?" said she, as she looked in +her face. + +As soon as they entered the copse, Lady Catherine began in the following +manner:-- + +"You can be at no loss, Miss Bennet, to understand the reason of my +journey hither. Your own heart, your own conscience, must tell you why I +come." + +Elizabeth looked with unaffected astonishment. + +"Indeed, you are mistaken, Madam. I have not been at all able to account +for the honour of seeing you here." + +"Miss Bennet," replied her ladyship, in an angry tone, "you ought to +know, that I am not to be trifled with. But however insincere _you_ may +choose to be, you shall not find _me_ so. My character has ever been +celebrated for its sincerity and frankness, and in a cause of such +moment as this, I shall certainly not depart from it. A report of a most +alarming nature reached me two days ago. I was told that not only your +sister was on the point of being most advantageously married, but that +you, that Miss Elizabeth Bennet, would, in all likelihood, be soon +afterwards united to my nephew, my own nephew, Mr. Darcy. Though I +_know_ it must be a scandalous falsehood, though I would not injure him +so much as to suppose the truth of it possible, I instantly resolved +on setting off for this place, that I might make my sentiments known to +you." + +"If you believed it impossible to be true," said Elizabeth, colouring +with astonishment and disdain, "I wonder you took the trouble of coming +so far. What could your ladyship propose by it?" + +"At once to insist upon having such a report universally contradicted." + +"Your coming to Longbourn, to see me and my family," said Elizabeth +coolly, "will be rather a confirmation of it; if, indeed, such a report +is in existence." + +"If! Do you then pretend to be ignorant of it? Has it not been +industriously circulated by yourselves? Do you not know that such a +report is spread abroad?" + +"I never heard that it was." + +"And can you likewise declare, that there is no foundation for it?" + +"I do not pretend to possess equal frankness with your ladyship. You may +ask questions which I shall not choose to answer." + +"This is not to be borne. Miss Bennet, I insist on being satisfied. Has +he, has my nephew, made you an offer of marriage?" + +"Your ladyship has declared it to be impossible." + +"It ought to be so; it must be so, while he retains the use of his +reason. But your arts and allurements may, in a moment of infatuation, +have made him forget what he owes to himself and to all his family. You +may have drawn him in." + +"If I have, I shall be the last person to confess it." + +"Miss Bennet, do you know who I am? I have not been accustomed to such +language as this. I am almost the nearest relation he has in the world, +and am entitled to know all his dearest concerns." + +"But you are not entitled to know mine; nor will such behaviour as this, +ever induce me to be explicit." + +"Let me be rightly understood. This match, to which you have the +presumption to aspire, can never take place. No, never. Mr. Darcy is +engaged to my daughter. Now what have you to say?" + +"Only this; that if he is so, you can have no reason to suppose he will +make an offer to me." + +Lady Catherine hesitated for a moment, and then replied: + +"The engagement between them is of a peculiar kind. From their infancy, +they have been intended for each other. It was the favourite wish of +_his_ mother, as well as of hers. While in their cradles, we planned +the union: and now, at the moment when the wishes of both sisters would +be accomplished in their marriage, to be prevented by a young woman of +inferior birth, of no importance in the world, and wholly unallied to +the family! Do you pay no regard to the wishes of his friends? To his +tacit engagement with Miss de Bourgh? Are you lost to every feeling of +propriety and delicacy? Have you not heard me say that from his earliest +hours he was destined for his cousin?" + +"Yes, and I had heard it before. But what is that to me? If there is +no other objection to my marrying your nephew, I shall certainly not +be kept from it by knowing that his mother and aunt wished him to +marry Miss de Bourgh. You both did as much as you could in planning the +marriage. Its completion depended on others. If Mr. Darcy is neither +by honour nor inclination confined to his cousin, why is not he to make +another choice? And if I am that choice, why may not I accept him?" + +"Because honour, decorum, prudence, nay, interest, forbid it. Yes, +Miss Bennet, interest; for do not expect to be noticed by his family or +friends, if you wilfully act against the inclinations of all. You will +be censured, slighted, and despised, by everyone connected with him. +Your alliance will be a disgrace; your name will never even be mentioned +by any of us." + +"These are heavy misfortunes," replied Elizabeth. "But the wife of Mr. +Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily +attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause +to repine." + +"Obstinate, headstrong girl! I am ashamed of you! Is this your gratitude +for my attentions to you last spring? Is nothing due to me on that +score? Let us sit down. You are to understand, Miss Bennet, that I came +here with the determined resolution of carrying my purpose; nor will +I be dissuaded from it. I have not been used to submit to any person's +whims. I have not been in the habit of brooking disappointment." + +"_That_ will make your ladyship's situation at present more pitiable; +but it will have no effect on me." + +"I will not be interrupted. Hear me in silence. My daughter and my +nephew are formed for each other. They are descended, on the maternal +side, from the same noble line; and, on the father's, from respectable, +honourable, and ancient--though untitled--families. Their fortune on +both sides is splendid. They are destined for each other by the voice of +every member of their respective houses; and what is to divide them? +The upstart pretensions of a young woman without family, connections, +or fortune. Is this to be endured! But it must not, shall not be. If you +were sensible of your own good, you would not wish to quit the sphere in +which you have been brought up." + +"In marrying your nephew, I should not consider myself as quitting that +sphere. He is a gentleman; I am a gentleman's daughter; so far we are +equal." + +"True. You _are_ a gentleman's daughter. But who was your mother? +Who are your uncles and aunts? Do not imagine me ignorant of their +condition." + +"Whatever my connections may be," said Elizabeth, "if your nephew does +not object to them, they can be nothing to _you_." + +"Tell me once for all, are you engaged to him?" + +Though Elizabeth would not, for the mere purpose of obliging Lady +Catherine, have answered this question, she could not but say, after a +moment's deliberation: + +"I am not." + +Lady Catherine seemed pleased. + +"And will you promise me, never to enter into such an engagement?" + +"I will make no promise of the kind." + +"Miss Bennet I am shocked and astonished. I expected to find a more +reasonable young woman. But do not deceive yourself into a belief that +I will ever recede. I shall not go away till you have given me the +assurance I require." + +"And I certainly _never_ shall give it. I am not to be intimidated into +anything so wholly unreasonable. Your ladyship wants Mr. Darcy to marry +your daughter; but would my giving you the wished-for promise make their +marriage at all more probable? Supposing him to be attached to me, would +my refusing to accept his hand make him wish to bestow it on his cousin? +Allow me to say, Lady Catherine, that the arguments with which you have +supported this extraordinary application have been as frivolous as the +application was ill-judged. You have widely mistaken my character, if +you think I can be worked on by such persuasions as these. How far your +nephew might approve of your interference in his affairs, I cannot tell; +but you have certainly no right to concern yourself in mine. I must beg, +therefore, to be importuned no farther on the subject." + +"Not so hasty, if you please. I have by no means done. To all the +objections I have already urged, I have still another to add. I am +no stranger to the particulars of your youngest sister's infamous +elopement. I know it all; that the young man's marrying her was a +patched-up business, at the expence of your father and uncles. And is +such a girl to be my nephew's sister? Is her husband, is the son of his +late father's steward, to be his brother? Heaven and earth!--of what are +you thinking? Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?" + +"You can now have nothing further to say," she resentfully answered. +"You have insulted me in every possible method. I must beg to return to +the house." + +And she rose as she spoke. Lady Catherine rose also, and they turned +back. Her ladyship was highly incensed. + +"You have no regard, then, for the honour and credit of my nephew! +Unfeeling, selfish girl! Do you not consider that a connection with you +must disgrace him in the eyes of everybody?" + +"Lady Catherine, I have nothing further to say. You know my sentiments." + +"You are then resolved to have him?" + +"I have said no such thing. I am only resolved to act in that manner, +which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without +reference to _you_, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me." + +"It is well. You refuse, then, to oblige me. You refuse to obey the +claims of duty, honour, and gratitude. You are determined to ruin him in +the opinion of all his friends, and make him the contempt of the world." + +"Neither duty, nor honour, nor gratitude," replied Elizabeth, "have any +possible claim on me, in the present instance. No principle of either +would be violated by my marriage with Mr. Darcy. And with regard to the +resentment of his family, or the indignation of the world, if the former +_were_ excited by his marrying me, it would not give me one moment's +concern--and the world in general would have too much sense to join in +the scorn." + +"And this is your real opinion! This is your final resolve! Very well. +I shall now know how to act. Do not imagine, Miss Bennet, that your +ambition will ever be gratified. I came to try you. I hoped to find you +reasonable; but, depend upon it, I will carry my point." + +In this manner Lady Catherine talked on, till they were at the door of +the carriage, when, turning hastily round, she added, "I take no leave +of you, Miss Bennet. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve +no such attention. I am most seriously displeased." + +Elizabeth made no answer; and without attempting to persuade her +ladyship to return into the house, walked quietly into it herself. She +heard the carriage drive away as she proceeded up stairs. Her mother +impatiently met her at the door of the dressing-room, to ask why Lady +Catherine would not come in again and rest herself. + +"She did not choose it," said her daughter, "she would go." + +"She is a very fine-looking woman! and her calling here was prodigiously +civil! for she only came, I suppose, to tell us the Collinses were +well. She is on her road somewhere, I dare say, and so, passing through +Meryton, thought she might as well call on you. I suppose she had +nothing particular to say to you, Lizzy?" + +Elizabeth was forced to give into a little falsehood here; for to +acknowledge the substance of their conversation was impossible. + + + +Chapter 57 + + +The discomposure of spirits which this extraordinary visit threw +Elizabeth into, could not be easily overcome; nor could she, for many +hours, learn to think of it less than incessantly. Lady Catherine, it +appeared, had actually taken the trouble of this journey from Rosings, +for the sole purpose of breaking off her supposed engagement with Mr. +Darcy. It was a rational scheme, to be sure! but from what the report +of their engagement could originate, Elizabeth was at a loss to imagine; +till she recollected that _his_ being the intimate friend of Bingley, +and _her_ being the sister of Jane, was enough, at a time when the +expectation of one wedding made everybody eager for another, to supply +the idea. She had not herself forgotten to feel that the marriage of her +sister must bring them more frequently together. And her neighbours +at Lucas Lodge, therefore (for through their communication with the +Collinses, the report, she concluded, had reached Lady Catherine), had +only set that down as almost certain and immediate, which she had looked +forward to as possible at some future time. + +In revolving Lady Catherine's expressions, however, she could not help +feeling some uneasiness as to the possible consequence of her persisting +in this interference. From what she had said of her resolution to +prevent their marriage, it occurred to Elizabeth that she must meditate +an application to her nephew; and how _he_ might take a similar +representation of the evils attached to a connection with her, she dared +not pronounce. She knew not the exact degree of his affection for his +aunt, or his dependence on her judgment, but it was natural to suppose +that he thought much higher of her ladyship than _she_ could do; and it +was certain that, in enumerating the miseries of a marriage with _one_, +whose immediate connections were so unequal to his own, his aunt would +address him on his weakest side. With his notions of dignity, he would +probably feel that the arguments, which to Elizabeth had appeared weak +and ridiculous, contained much good sense and solid reasoning. + +If he had been wavering before as to what he should do, which had often +seemed likely, the advice and entreaty of so near a relation might +settle every doubt, and determine him at once to be as happy as dignity +unblemished could make him. In that case he would return no more. Lady +Catherine might see him in her way through town; and his engagement to +Bingley of coming again to Netherfield must give way. + +"If, therefore, an excuse for not keeping his promise should come to his +friend within a few days," she added, "I shall know how to understand +it. I shall then give over every expectation, every wish of his +constancy. If he is satisfied with only regretting me, when he might +have obtained my affections and hand, I shall soon cease to regret him +at all." + + * * * * * + +The surprise of the rest of the family, on hearing who their visitor had +been, was very great; but they obligingly satisfied it, with the same +kind of supposition which had appeased Mrs. Bennet's curiosity; and +Elizabeth was spared from much teasing on the subject. + +The next morning, as she was going downstairs, she was met by her +father, who came out of his library with a letter in his hand. + +"Lizzy," said he, "I was going to look for you; come into my room." + +She followed him thither; and her curiosity to know what he had to +tell her was heightened by the supposition of its being in some manner +connected with the letter he held. It suddenly struck her that it +might be from Lady Catherine; and she anticipated with dismay all the +consequent explanations. + +She followed her father to the fire place, and they both sat down. He +then said, + +"I have received a letter this morning that has astonished me +exceedingly. As it principally concerns yourself, you ought to know its +contents. I did not know before, that I had two daughters on the brink +of matrimony. Let me congratulate you on a very important conquest." + +The colour now rushed into Elizabeth's cheeks in the instantaneous +conviction of its being a letter from the nephew, instead of the aunt; +and she was undetermined whether most to be pleased that he explained +himself at all, or offended that his letter was not rather addressed to +herself; when her father continued: + +"You look conscious. Young ladies have great penetration in such matters +as these; but I think I may defy even _your_ sagacity, to discover the +name of your admirer. This letter is from Mr. Collins." + +"From Mr. Collins! and what can _he_ have to say?" + +"Something very much to the purpose of course. He begins with +congratulations on the approaching nuptials of my eldest daughter, of +which, it seems, he has been told by some of the good-natured, gossiping +Lucases. I shall not sport with your impatience, by reading what he says +on that point. What relates to yourself, is as follows: 'Having thus +offered you the sincere congratulations of Mrs. Collins and myself on +this happy event, let me now add a short hint on the subject of another; +of which we have been advertised by the same authority. Your daughter +Elizabeth, it is presumed, will not long bear the name of Bennet, after +her elder sister has resigned it, and the chosen partner of her fate may +be reasonably looked up to as one of the most illustrious personages in +this land.' + +"Can you possibly guess, Lizzy, who is meant by this? 'This young +gentleman is blessed, in a peculiar way, with every thing the heart of +mortal can most desire,--splendid property, noble kindred, and extensive +patronage. Yet in spite of all these temptations, let me warn my cousin +Elizabeth, and yourself, of what evils you may incur by a precipitate +closure with this gentleman's proposals, which, of course, you will be +inclined to take immediate advantage of.' + +"Have you any idea, Lizzy, who this gentleman is? But now it comes out: + +"'My motive for cautioning you is as follows. We have reason to imagine +that his aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, does not look on the match with +a friendly eye.' + +"_Mr. Darcy_, you see, is the man! Now, Lizzy, I think I _have_ +surprised you. Could he, or the Lucases, have pitched on any man within +the circle of our acquaintance, whose name would have given the lie +more effectually to what they related? Mr. Darcy, who never looks at any +woman but to see a blemish, and who probably never looked at you in his +life! It is admirable!" + +Elizabeth tried to join in her father's pleasantry, but could only force +one most reluctant smile. Never had his wit been directed in a manner so +little agreeable to her. + +"Are you not diverted?" + +"Oh! yes. Pray read on." + +"'After mentioning the likelihood of this marriage to her ladyship last +night, she immediately, with her usual condescension, expressed what she +felt on the occasion; when it became apparent, that on the score of some +family objections on the part of my cousin, she would never give her +consent to what she termed so disgraceful a match. I thought it my duty +to give the speediest intelligence of this to my cousin, that she and +her noble admirer may be aware of what they are about, and not run +hastily into a marriage which has not been properly sanctioned.' Mr. +Collins moreover adds, 'I am truly rejoiced that my cousin Lydia's sad +business has been so well hushed up, and am only concerned that their +living together before the marriage took place should be so generally +known. I must not, however, neglect the duties of my station, or refrain +from declaring my amazement at hearing that you received the young +couple into your house as soon as they were married. It was an +encouragement of vice; and had I been the rector of Longbourn, I should +very strenuously have opposed it. You ought certainly to forgive them, +as a Christian, but never to admit them in your sight, or allow their +names to be mentioned in your hearing.' That is his notion of Christian +forgiveness! The rest of his letter is only about his dear Charlotte's +situation, and his expectation of a young olive-branch. But, Lizzy, you +look as if you did not enjoy it. You are not going to be _missish_, +I hope, and pretend to be affronted at an idle report. For what do we +live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our +turn?" + +"Oh!" cried Elizabeth, "I am excessively diverted. But it is so +strange!" + +"Yes--_that_ is what makes it amusing. Had they fixed on any other man +it would have been nothing; but _his_ perfect indifference, and _your_ +pointed dislike, make it so delightfully absurd! Much as I abominate +writing, I would not give up Mr. Collins's correspondence for any +consideration. Nay, when I read a letter of his, I cannot help giving +him the preference even over Wickham, much as I value the impudence and +hypocrisy of my son-in-law. And pray, Lizzy, what said Lady Catherine +about this report? Did she call to refuse her consent?" + +To this question his daughter replied only with a laugh; and as it had +been asked without the least suspicion, she was not distressed by +his repeating it. Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her +feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh, when she +would rather have cried. Her father had most cruelly mortified her, by +what he said of Mr. Darcy's indifference, and she could do nothing but +wonder at such a want of penetration, or fear that perhaps, instead of +his seeing too little, she might have fancied too much. + + + +Chapter 58 + + +Instead of receiving any such letter of excuse from his friend, as +Elizabeth half expected Mr. Bingley to do, he was able to bring Darcy +with him to Longbourn before many days had passed after Lady Catherine's +visit. The gentlemen arrived early; and, before Mrs. Bennet had time +to tell him of their having seen his aunt, of which her daughter sat +in momentary dread, Bingley, who wanted to be alone with Jane, proposed +their all walking out. It was agreed to. Mrs. Bennet was not in the +habit of walking; Mary could never spare time; but the remaining five +set off together. Bingley and Jane, however, soon allowed the others +to outstrip them. They lagged behind, while Elizabeth, Kitty, and Darcy +were to entertain each other. Very little was said by either; Kitty +was too much afraid of him to talk; Elizabeth was secretly forming a +desperate resolution; and perhaps he might be doing the same. + +They walked towards the Lucases, because Kitty wished to call upon +Maria; and as Elizabeth saw no occasion for making it a general concern, +when Kitty left them she went boldly on with him alone. Now was the +moment for her resolution to be executed, and, while her courage was +high, she immediately said: + +"Mr. Darcy, I am a very selfish creature; and, for the sake of giving +relief to my own feelings, care not how much I may be wounding yours. I +can no longer help thanking you for your unexampled kindness to my +poor sister. Ever since I have known it, I have been most anxious to +acknowledge to you how gratefully I feel it. Were it known to the rest +of my family, I should not have merely my own gratitude to express." + +"I am sorry, exceedingly sorry," replied Darcy, in a tone of surprise +and emotion, "that you have ever been informed of what may, in a +mistaken light, have given you uneasiness. I did not think Mrs. Gardiner +was so little to be trusted." + +"You must not blame my aunt. Lydia's thoughtlessness first betrayed to +me that you had been concerned in the matter; and, of course, I could +not rest till I knew the particulars. Let me thank you again and again, +in the name of all my family, for that generous compassion which induced +you to take so much trouble, and bear so many mortifications, for the +sake of discovering them." + +"If you _will_ thank me," he replied, "let it be for yourself alone. +That the wish of giving happiness to you might add force to the other +inducements which led me on, I shall not attempt to deny. But your +_family_ owe me nothing. Much as I respect them, I believe I thought +only of _you_." + +Elizabeth was too much embarrassed to say a word. After a short pause, +her companion added, "You are too generous to trifle with me. If your +feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. _My_ +affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence +me on this subject for ever." + +Elizabeth, feeling all the more than common awkwardness and anxiety of +his situation, now forced herself to speak; and immediately, though not +very fluently, gave him to understand that her sentiments had undergone +so material a change, since the period to which he alluded, as to make +her receive with gratitude and pleasure his present assurances. The +happiness which this reply produced, was such as he had probably never +felt before; and he expressed himself on the occasion as sensibly and as +warmly as a man violently in love can be supposed to do. Had Elizabeth +been able to encounter his eye, she might have seen how well the +expression of heartfelt delight, diffused over his face, became him; +but, though she could not look, she could listen, and he told her of +feelings, which, in proving of what importance she was to him, made his +affection every moment more valuable. + +They walked on, without knowing in what direction. There was too much to +be thought, and felt, and said, for attention to any other objects. She +soon learnt that they were indebted for their present good understanding +to the efforts of his aunt, who did call on him in her return through +London, and there relate her journey to Longbourn, its motive, and the +substance of her conversation with Elizabeth; dwelling emphatically on +every expression of the latter which, in her ladyship's apprehension, +peculiarly denoted her perverseness and assurance; in the belief that +such a relation must assist her endeavours to obtain that promise +from her nephew which she had refused to give. But, unluckily for her +ladyship, its effect had been exactly contrariwise. + +"It taught me to hope," said he, "as I had scarcely ever allowed myself +to hope before. I knew enough of your disposition to be certain that, +had you been absolutely, irrevocably decided against me, you would have +acknowledged it to Lady Catherine, frankly and openly." + +Elizabeth coloured and laughed as she replied, "Yes, you know enough +of my frankness to believe me capable of _that_. After abusing you so +abominably to your face, I could have no scruple in abusing you to all +your relations." + +"What did you say of me, that I did not deserve? For, though your +accusations were ill-founded, formed on mistaken premises, my +behaviour to you at the time had merited the severest reproof. It was +unpardonable. I cannot think of it without abhorrence." + +"We will not quarrel for the greater share of blame annexed to that +evening," said Elizabeth. "The conduct of neither, if strictly examined, +will be irreproachable; but since then, we have both, I hope, improved +in civility." + +"I cannot be so easily reconciled to myself. The recollection of what I +then said, of my conduct, my manners, my expressions during the whole of +it, is now, and has been many months, inexpressibly painful to me. Your +reproof, so well applied, I shall never forget: 'had you behaved in a +more gentlemanlike manner.' Those were your words. You know not, you can +scarcely conceive, how they have tortured me;--though it was some time, +I confess, before I was reasonable enough to allow their justice." + +"I was certainly very far from expecting them to make so strong an +impression. I had not the smallest idea of their being ever felt in such +a way." + +"I can easily believe it. You thought me then devoid of every proper +feeling, I am sure you did. The turn of your countenance I shall never +forget, as you said that I could not have addressed you in any possible +way that would induce you to accept me." + +"Oh! do not repeat what I then said. These recollections will not do at +all. I assure you that I have long been most heartily ashamed of it." + +Darcy mentioned his letter. "Did it," said he, "did it soon make you +think better of me? Did you, on reading it, give any credit to its +contents?" + +She explained what its effect on her had been, and how gradually all her +former prejudices had been removed. + +"I knew," said he, "that what I wrote must give you pain, but it was +necessary. I hope you have destroyed the letter. There was one part +especially, the opening of it, which I should dread your having the +power of reading again. I can remember some expressions which might +justly make you hate me." + +"The letter shall certainly be burnt, if you believe it essential to the +preservation of my regard; but, though we have both reason to think my +opinions not entirely unalterable, they are not, I hope, quite so easily +changed as that implies." + +"When I wrote that letter," replied Darcy, "I believed myself perfectly +calm and cool, but I am since convinced that it was written in a +dreadful bitterness of spirit." + +"The letter, perhaps, began in bitterness, but it did not end so. The +adieu is charity itself. But think no more of the letter. The feelings +of the person who wrote, and the person who received it, are now +so widely different from what they were then, that every unpleasant +circumstance attending it ought to be forgotten. You must learn some +of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you +pleasure." + +"I cannot give you credit for any philosophy of the kind. Your +retrospections must be so totally void of reproach, that the contentment +arising from them is not of philosophy, but, what is much better, of +innocence. But with me, it is not so. Painful recollections will intrude +which cannot, which ought not, to be repelled. I have been a selfish +being all my life, in practice, though not in principle. As a child I +was taught what was right, but I was not taught to correct my temper. I +was given good principles, but left to follow them in pride and conceit. +Unfortunately an only son (for many years an only child), I was spoilt +by my parents, who, though good themselves (my father, particularly, all +that was benevolent and amiable), allowed, encouraged, almost taught +me to be selfish and overbearing; to care for none beyond my own family +circle; to think meanly of all the rest of the world; to wish at least +to think meanly of their sense and worth compared with my own. Such I +was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been +but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You +taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, +I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. +You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman +worthy of being pleased." + +"Had you then persuaded yourself that I should?" + +"Indeed I had. What will you think of my vanity? I believed you to be +wishing, expecting my addresses." + +"My manners must have been in fault, but not intentionally, I assure +you. I never meant to deceive you, but my spirits might often lead me +wrong. How you must have hated me after _that_ evening?" + +"Hate you! I was angry perhaps at first, but my anger soon began to take +a proper direction." + +"I am almost afraid of asking what you thought of me, when we met at +Pemberley. You blamed me for coming?" + +"No indeed; I felt nothing but surprise." + +"Your surprise could not be greater than _mine_ in being noticed by you. +My conscience told me that I deserved no extraordinary politeness, and I +confess that I did not expect to receive _more_ than my due." + +"My object then," replied Darcy, "was to show you, by every civility in +my power, that I was not so mean as to resent the past; and I hoped to +obtain your forgiveness, to lessen your ill opinion, by letting you +see that your reproofs had been attended to. How soon any other wishes +introduced themselves I can hardly tell, but I believe in about half an +hour after I had seen you." + +He then told her of Georgiana's delight in her acquaintance, and of her +disappointment at its sudden interruption; which naturally leading to +the cause of that interruption, she soon learnt that his resolution of +following her from Derbyshire in quest of her sister had been formed +before he quitted the inn, and that his gravity and thoughtfulness +there had arisen from no other struggles than what such a purpose must +comprehend. + +She expressed her gratitude again, but it was too painful a subject to +each, to be dwelt on farther. + +After walking several miles in a leisurely manner, and too busy to know +anything about it, they found at last, on examining their watches, that +it was time to be at home. + +"What could become of Mr. Bingley and Jane!" was a wonder which +introduced the discussion of their affairs. Darcy was delighted with +their engagement; his friend had given him the earliest information of +it. + +"I must ask whether you were surprised?" said Elizabeth. + +"Not at all. When I went away, I felt that it would soon happen." + +"That is to say, you had given your permission. I guessed as much." And +though he exclaimed at the term, she found that it had been pretty much +the case. + +"On the evening before my going to London," said he, "I made a +confession to him, which I believe I ought to have made long ago. I +told him of all that had occurred to make my former interference in his +affairs absurd and impertinent. His surprise was great. He had never had +the slightest suspicion. I told him, moreover, that I believed myself +mistaken in supposing, as I had done, that your sister was indifferent +to him; and as I could easily perceive that his attachment to her was +unabated, I felt no doubt of their happiness together." + +Elizabeth could not help smiling at his easy manner of directing his +friend. + +"Did you speak from your own observation," said she, "when you told him +that my sister loved him, or merely from my information last spring?" + +"From the former. I had narrowly observed her during the two visits +which I had lately made here; and I was convinced of her affection." + +"And your assurance of it, I suppose, carried immediate conviction to +him." + +"It did. Bingley is most unaffectedly modest. His diffidence had +prevented his depending on his own judgment in so anxious a case, but +his reliance on mine made every thing easy. I was obliged to confess +one thing, which for a time, and not unjustly, offended him. I could not +allow myself to conceal that your sister had been in town three months +last winter, that I had known it, and purposely kept it from him. He was +angry. But his anger, I am persuaded, lasted no longer than he remained +in any doubt of your sister's sentiments. He has heartily forgiven me +now." + +Elizabeth longed to observe that Mr. Bingley had been a most delightful +friend; so easily guided that his worth was invaluable; but she checked +herself. She remembered that he had yet to learn to be laughed at, +and it was rather too early to begin. In anticipating the happiness +of Bingley, which of course was to be inferior only to his own, he +continued the conversation till they reached the house. In the hall they +parted. + + + +Chapter 59 + + +"My dear Lizzy, where can you have been walking to?" was a question +which Elizabeth received from Jane as soon as she entered their room, +and from all the others when they sat down to table. She had only to +say in reply, that they had wandered about, till she was beyond her own +knowledge. She coloured as she spoke; but neither that, nor anything +else, awakened a suspicion of the truth. + +The evening passed quietly, unmarked by anything extraordinary. The +acknowledged lovers talked and laughed, the unacknowledged were silent. +Darcy was not of a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth; +and Elizabeth, agitated and confused, rather _knew_ that she was happy +than _felt_ herself to be so; for, besides the immediate embarrassment, +there were other evils before her. She anticipated what would be felt +in the family when her situation became known; she was aware that no +one liked him but Jane; and even feared that with the others it was a +dislike which not all his fortune and consequence might do away. + +At night she opened her heart to Jane. Though suspicion was very far +from Miss Bennet's general habits, she was absolutely incredulous here. + +"You are joking, Lizzy. This cannot be!--engaged to Mr. Darcy! No, no, +you shall not deceive me. I know it to be impossible." + +"This is a wretched beginning indeed! My sole dependence was on you; and +I am sure nobody else will believe me, if you do not. Yet, indeed, I am +in earnest. I speak nothing but the truth. He still loves me, and we are +engaged." + +Jane looked at her doubtingly. "Oh, Lizzy! it cannot be. I know how much +you dislike him." + +"You know nothing of the matter. _That_ is all to be forgot. Perhaps I +did not always love him so well as I do now. But in such cases as +these, a good memory is unpardonable. This is the last time I shall ever +remember it myself." + +Miss Bennet still looked all amazement. Elizabeth again, and more +seriously assured her of its truth. + +"Good Heaven! can it be really so! Yet now I must believe you," cried +Jane. "My dear, dear Lizzy, I would--I do congratulate you--but are you +certain? forgive the question--are you quite certain that you can be +happy with him?" + +"There can be no doubt of that. It is settled between us already, that +we are to be the happiest couple in the world. But are you pleased, +Jane? Shall you like to have such a brother?" + +"Very, very much. Nothing could give either Bingley or myself more +delight. But we considered it, we talked of it as impossible. And do you +really love him quite well enough? Oh, Lizzy! do anything rather than +marry without affection. Are you quite sure that you feel what you ought +to do?" + +"Oh, yes! You will only think I feel _more_ than I ought to do, when I +tell you all." + +"What do you mean?" + +"Why, I must confess that I love him better than I do Bingley. I am +afraid you will be angry." + +"My dearest sister, now _be_ serious. I want to talk very seriously. Let +me know every thing that I am to know, without delay. Will you tell me +how long you have loved him?" + +"It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. +But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds +at Pemberley." + +Another entreaty that she would be serious, however, produced the +desired effect; and she soon satisfied Jane by her solemn assurances +of attachment. When convinced on that article, Miss Bennet had nothing +further to wish. + +"Now I am quite happy," said she, "for you will be as happy as myself. +I always had a value for him. Were it for nothing but his love of you, +I must always have esteemed him; but now, as Bingley's friend and your +husband, there can be only Bingley and yourself more dear to me. But +Lizzy, you have been very sly, very reserved with me. How little did you +tell me of what passed at Pemberley and Lambton! I owe all that I know +of it to another, not to you." + +Elizabeth told her the motives of her secrecy. She had been unwilling +to mention Bingley; and the unsettled state of her own feelings had made +her equally avoid the name of his friend. But now she would no longer +conceal from her his share in Lydia's marriage. All was acknowledged, +and half the night spent in conversation. + + * * * * * + +"Good gracious!" cried Mrs. Bennet, as she stood at a window the next +morning, "if that disagreeable Mr. Darcy is not coming here again with +our dear Bingley! What can he mean by being so tiresome as to be always +coming here? I had no notion but he would go a-shooting, or something or +other, and not disturb us with his company. What shall we do with him? +Lizzy, you must walk out with him again, that he may not be in Bingley's +way." + +Elizabeth could hardly help laughing at so convenient a proposal; yet +was really vexed that her mother should be always giving him such an +epithet. + +As soon as they entered, Bingley looked at her so expressively, and +shook hands with such warmth, as left no doubt of his good information; +and he soon afterwards said aloud, "Mrs. Bennet, have you no more lanes +hereabouts in which Lizzy may lose her way again to-day?" + +"I advise Mr. Darcy, and Lizzy, and Kitty," said Mrs. Bennet, "to walk +to Oakham Mount this morning. It is a nice long walk, and Mr. Darcy has +never seen the view." + +"It may do very well for the others," replied Mr. Bingley; "but I am +sure it will be too much for Kitty. Won't it, Kitty?" Kitty owned that +she had rather stay at home. Darcy professed a great curiosity to see +the view from the Mount, and Elizabeth silently consented. As she went +up stairs to get ready, Mrs. Bennet followed her, saying: + +"I am quite sorry, Lizzy, that you should be forced to have that +disagreeable man all to yourself. But I hope you will not mind it: it is +all for Jane's sake, you know; and there is no occasion for talking +to him, except just now and then. So, do not put yourself to +inconvenience." + +During their walk, it was resolved that Mr. Bennet's consent should be +asked in the course of the evening. Elizabeth reserved to herself the +application for her mother's. She could not determine how her mother +would take it; sometimes doubting whether all his wealth and grandeur +would be enough to overcome her abhorrence of the man. But whether she +were violently set against the match, or violently delighted with it, it +was certain that her manner would be equally ill adapted to do credit +to her sense; and she could no more bear that Mr. Darcy should hear +the first raptures of her joy, than the first vehemence of her +disapprobation. + + * * * * * + +In the evening, soon after Mr. Bennet withdrew to the library, she saw +Mr. Darcy rise also and follow him, and her agitation on seeing it was +extreme. She did not fear her father's opposition, but he was going to +be made unhappy; and that it should be through her means--that _she_, +his favourite child, should be distressing him by her choice, should be +filling him with fears and regrets in disposing of her--was a wretched +reflection, and she sat in misery till Mr. Darcy appeared again, when, +looking at him, she was a little relieved by his smile. In a few minutes +he approached the table where she was sitting with Kitty; and, while +pretending to admire her work said in a whisper, "Go to your father, he +wants you in the library." She was gone directly. + +Her father was walking about the room, looking grave and anxious. +"Lizzy," said he, "what are you doing? Are you out of your senses, to be +accepting this man? Have not you always hated him?" + +How earnestly did she then wish that her former opinions had been more +reasonable, her expressions more moderate! It would have spared her from +explanations and professions which it was exceedingly awkward to give; +but they were now necessary, and she assured him, with some confusion, +of her attachment to Mr. Darcy. + +"Or, in other words, you are determined to have him. He is rich, to be +sure, and you may have more fine clothes and fine carriages than Jane. +But will they make you happy?" + +"Have you any other objection," said Elizabeth, "than your belief of my +indifference?" + +"None at all. We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but +this would be nothing if you really liked him." + +"I do, I do like him," she replied, with tears in her eyes, "I love him. +Indeed he has no improper pride. He is perfectly amiable. You do not +know what he really is; then pray do not pain me by speaking of him in +such terms." + +"Lizzy," said her father, "I have given him my consent. He is the kind +of man, indeed, to whom I should never dare refuse anything, which he +condescended to ask. I now give it to _you_, if you are resolved on +having him. But let me advise you to think better of it. I know +your disposition, Lizzy. I know that you could be neither happy nor +respectable, unless you truly esteemed your husband; unless you looked +up to him as a superior. Your lively talents would place you in the +greatest danger in an unequal marriage. You could scarcely escape +discredit and misery. My child, let me not have the grief of seeing +_you_ unable to respect your partner in life. You know not what you are +about." + +Elizabeth, still more affected, was earnest and solemn in her reply; and +at length, by repeated assurances that Mr. Darcy was really the object +of her choice, by explaining the gradual change which her estimation of +him had undergone, relating her absolute certainty that his affection +was not the work of a day, but had stood the test of many months' +suspense, and enumerating with energy all his good qualities, she did +conquer her father's incredulity, and reconcile him to the match. + +"Well, my dear," said he, when she ceased speaking, "I have no more to +say. If this be the case, he deserves you. I could not have parted with +you, my Lizzy, to anyone less worthy." + +To complete the favourable impression, she then told him what Mr. Darcy +had voluntarily done for Lydia. He heard her with astonishment. + +"This is an evening of wonders, indeed! And so, Darcy did every thing; +made up the match, gave the money, paid the fellow's debts, and got him +his commission! So much the better. It will save me a world of trouble +and economy. Had it been your uncle's doing, I must and _would_ have +paid him; but these violent young lovers carry every thing their own +way. I shall offer to pay him to-morrow; he will rant and storm about +his love for you, and there will be an end of the matter." + +He then recollected her embarrassment a few days before, on his reading +Mr. Collins's letter; and after laughing at her some time, allowed her +at last to go--saying, as she quitted the room, "If any young men come +for Mary or Kitty, send them in, for I am quite at leisure." + +Elizabeth's mind was now relieved from a very heavy weight; and, after +half an hour's quiet reflection in her own room, she was able to join +the others with tolerable composure. Every thing was too recent for +gaiety, but the evening passed tranquilly away; there was no longer +anything material to be dreaded, and the comfort of ease and familiarity +would come in time. + +When her mother went up to her dressing-room at night, she followed her, +and made the important communication. Its effect was most extraordinary; +for on first hearing it, Mrs. Bennet sat quite still, and unable to +utter a syllable. Nor was it under many, many minutes that she could +comprehend what she heard; though not in general backward to credit +what was for the advantage of her family, or that came in the shape of a +lover to any of them. She began at length to recover, to fidget about in +her chair, get up, sit down again, wonder, and bless herself. + +"Good gracious! Lord bless me! only think! dear me! Mr. Darcy! Who would +have thought it! And is it really true? Oh! my sweetest Lizzy! how rich +and how great you will be! What pin-money, what jewels, what carriages +you will have! Jane's is nothing to it--nothing at all. I am so +pleased--so happy. Such a charming man!--so handsome! so tall!--Oh, my +dear Lizzy! pray apologise for my having disliked him so much before. I +hope he will overlook it. Dear, dear Lizzy. A house in town! Every thing +that is charming! Three daughters married! Ten thousand a year! Oh, +Lord! What will become of me. I shall go distracted." + +This was enough to prove that her approbation need not be doubted: and +Elizabeth, rejoicing that such an effusion was heard only by herself, +soon went away. But before she had been three minutes in her own room, +her mother followed her. + +"My dearest child," she cried, "I can think of nothing else! Ten +thousand a year, and very likely more! 'Tis as good as a Lord! And a +special licence. You must and shall be married by a special licence. But +my dearest love, tell me what dish Mr. Darcy is particularly fond of, +that I may have it to-morrow." + +This was a sad omen of what her mother's behaviour to the gentleman +himself might be; and Elizabeth found that, though in the certain +possession of his warmest affection, and secure of her relations' +consent, there was still something to be wished for. But the morrow +passed off much better than she expected; for Mrs. Bennet luckily stood +in such awe of her intended son-in-law that she ventured not to speak to +him, unless it was in her power to offer him any attention, or mark her +deference for his opinion. + +Elizabeth had the satisfaction of seeing her father taking pains to get +acquainted with him; and Mr. Bennet soon assured her that he was rising +every hour in his esteem. + +"I admire all my three sons-in-law highly," said he. "Wickham, perhaps, +is my favourite; but I think I shall like _your_ husband quite as well +as Jane's." + + + +Chapter 60 + + +Elizabeth's spirits soon rising to playfulness again, she wanted Mr. +Darcy to account for his having ever fallen in love with her. "How could +you begin?" said she. "I can comprehend your going on charmingly, when +you had once made a beginning; but what could set you off in the first +place?" + +"I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look, or the words, which +laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I +knew that I _had_ begun." + +"My beauty you had early withstood, and as for my manners--my behaviour +to _you_ was at least always bordering on the uncivil, and I never spoke +to you without rather wishing to give you pain than not. Now be sincere; +did you admire me for my impertinence?" + +"For the liveliness of your mind, I did." + +"You may as well call it impertinence at once. It was very little less. +The fact is, that you were sick of civility, of deference, of officious +attention. You were disgusted with the women who were always speaking, +and looking, and thinking for _your_ approbation alone. I roused, and +interested you, because I was so unlike _them_. Had you not been really +amiable, you would have hated me for it; but in spite of the pains you +took to disguise yourself, your feelings were always noble and just; and +in your heart, you thoroughly despised the persons who so assiduously +courted you. There--I have saved you the trouble of accounting for +it; and really, all things considered, I begin to think it perfectly +reasonable. To be sure, you knew no actual good of me--but nobody thinks +of _that_ when they fall in love." + +"Was there no good in your affectionate behaviour to Jane while she was +ill at Netherfield?" + +"Dearest Jane! who could have done less for her? But make a virtue of it +by all means. My good qualities are under your protection, and you are +to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me +to find occasions for teasing and quarrelling with you as often as may +be; and I shall begin directly by asking you what made you so unwilling +to come to the point at last. What made you so shy of me, when you first +called, and afterwards dined here? Why, especially, when you called, did +you look as if you did not care about me?" + +"Because you were grave and silent, and gave me no encouragement." + +"But I was embarrassed." + +"And so was I." + +"You might have talked to me more when you came to dinner." + +"A man who had felt less, might." + +"How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that +I should be so reasonable as to admit it! But I wonder how long you +_would_ have gone on, if you had been left to yourself. I wonder when +you _would_ have spoken, if I had not asked you! My resolution of +thanking you for your kindness to Lydia had certainly great effect. +_Too much_, I am afraid; for what becomes of the moral, if our comfort +springs from a breach of promise? for I ought not to have mentioned the +subject. This will never do." + +"You need not distress yourself. The moral will be perfectly fair. Lady +Catherine's unjustifiable endeavours to separate us were the means of +removing all my doubts. I am not indebted for my present happiness to +your eager desire of expressing your gratitude. I was not in a humour +to wait for any opening of yours. My aunt's intelligence had given me +hope, and I was determined at once to know every thing." + +"Lady Catherine has been of infinite use, which ought to make her happy, +for she loves to be of use. But tell me, what did you come down to +Netherfield for? Was it merely to ride to Longbourn and be embarrassed? +or had you intended any more serious consequence?" + +"My real purpose was to see _you_, and to judge, if I could, whether I +might ever hope to make you love me. My avowed one, or what I avowed to +myself, was to see whether your sister were still partial to Bingley, +and if she were, to make the confession to him which I have since made." + +"Shall you ever have courage to announce to Lady Catherine what is to +befall her?" + +"I am more likely to want more time than courage, Elizabeth. But it +ought to be done, and if you will give me a sheet of paper, it shall be +done directly." + +"And if I had not a letter to write myself, I might sit by you and +admire the evenness of your writing, as another young lady once did. But +I have an aunt, too, who must not be longer neglected." + +From an unwillingness to confess how much her intimacy with Mr. Darcy +had been over-rated, Elizabeth had never yet answered Mrs. Gardiner's +long letter; but now, having _that_ to communicate which she knew would +be most welcome, she was almost ashamed to find that her uncle and +aunt had already lost three days of happiness, and immediately wrote as +follows: + +"I would have thanked you before, my dear aunt, as I ought to have done, +for your long, kind, satisfactory, detail of particulars; but to say the +truth, I was too cross to write. You supposed more than really existed. +But _now_ suppose as much as you choose; give a loose rein to your +fancy, indulge your imagination in every possible flight which the +subject will afford, and unless you believe me actually married, you +cannot greatly err. You must write again very soon, and praise him a +great deal more than you did in your last. I thank you, again and again, +for not going to the Lakes. How could I be so silly as to wish it! Your +idea of the ponies is delightful. We will go round the Park every day. I +am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so +before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she +only smiles, I laugh. Mr. Darcy sends you all the love in the world that +he can spare from me. You are all to come to Pemberley at Christmas. +Yours, etc." + +Mr. Darcy's letter to Lady Catherine was in a different style; and still +different from either was what Mr. Bennet sent to Mr. Collins, in reply +to his last. + +"DEAR SIR, + +"I must trouble you once more for congratulations. Elizabeth will soon +be the wife of Mr. Darcy. Console Lady Catherine as well as you can. +But, if I were you, I would stand by the nephew. He has more to give. + +"Yours sincerely, etc." + +Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching +marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere. She wrote even +to Jane on the occasion, to express her delight, and repeat all her +former professions of regard. Jane was not deceived, but she was +affected; and though feeling no reliance on her, could not help writing +her a much kinder answer than she knew was deserved. + +The joy which Miss Darcy expressed on receiving similar information, +was as sincere as her brother's in sending it. Four sides of paper were +insufficient to contain all her delight, and all her earnest desire of +being loved by her sister. + +Before any answer could arrive from Mr. Collins, or any congratulations +to Elizabeth from his wife, the Longbourn family heard that the +Collinses were come themselves to Lucas Lodge. The reason of this +sudden removal was soon evident. Lady Catherine had been rendered +so exceedingly angry by the contents of her nephew's letter, that +Charlotte, really rejoicing in the match, was anxious to get away till +the storm was blown over. At such a moment, the arrival of her friend +was a sincere pleasure to Elizabeth, though in the course of their +meetings she must sometimes think the pleasure dearly bought, when she +saw Mr. Darcy exposed to all the parading and obsequious civility of +her husband. He bore it, however, with admirable calmness. He could even +listen to Sir William Lucas, when he complimented him on carrying away +the brightest jewel of the country, and expressed his hopes of their all +meeting frequently at St. James's, with very decent composure. If he did +shrug his shoulders, it was not till Sir William was out of sight. + +Mrs. Phillips's vulgarity was another, and perhaps a greater, tax on his +forbearance; and though Mrs. Phillips, as well as her sister, stood in +too much awe of him to speak with the familiarity which Bingley's good +humour encouraged, yet, whenever she _did_ speak, she must be vulgar. +Nor was her respect for him, though it made her more quiet, at all +likely to make her more elegant. Elizabeth did all she could to shield +him from the frequent notice of either, and was ever anxious to keep +him to herself, and to those of her family with whom he might converse +without mortification; and though the uncomfortable feelings arising +from all this took from the season of courtship much of its pleasure, it +added to the hope of the future; and she looked forward with delight to +the time when they should be removed from society so little pleasing +to either, to all the comfort and elegance of their family party at +Pemberley. + + + +Chapter 61 + + +Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Mrs. Bennet got +rid of her two most deserving daughters. With what delighted pride +she afterwards visited Mrs. Bingley, and talked of Mrs. Darcy, may +be guessed. I wish I could say, for the sake of her family, that the +accomplishment of her earnest desire in the establishment of so many +of her children produced so happy an effect as to make her a sensible, +amiable, well-informed woman for the rest of her life; though perhaps it +was lucky for her husband, who might not have relished domestic felicity +in so unusual a form, that she still was occasionally nervous and +invariably silly. + +Mr. Bennet missed his second daughter exceedingly; his affection for her +drew him oftener from home than anything else could do. He delighted in +going to Pemberley, especially when he was least expected. + +Mr. Bingley and Jane remained at Netherfield only a twelvemonth. So near +a vicinity to her mother and Meryton relations was not desirable even to +_his_ easy temper, or _her_ affectionate heart. The darling wish of his +sisters was then gratified; he bought an estate in a neighbouring county +to Derbyshire, and Jane and Elizabeth, in addition to every other source +of happiness, were within thirty miles of each other. + +Kitty, to her very material advantage, spent the chief of her time with +her two elder sisters. In society so superior to what she had generally +known, her improvement was great. She was not of so ungovernable a +temper as Lydia; and, removed from the influence of Lydia's example, +she became, by proper attention and management, less irritable, less +ignorant, and less insipid. From the further disadvantage of Lydia's +society she was of course carefully kept, and though Mrs. Wickham +frequently invited her to come and stay with her, with the promise of +balls and young men, her father would never consent to her going. + +Mary was the only daughter who remained at home; and she was necessarily +drawn from the pursuit of accomplishments by Mrs. Bennet's being quite +unable to sit alone. Mary was obliged to mix more with the world, but +she could still moralize over every morning visit; and as she was no +longer mortified by comparisons between her sisters' beauty and her own, +it was suspected by her father that she submitted to the change without +much reluctance. + +As for Wickham and Lydia, their characters suffered no revolution from +the marriage of her sisters. He bore with philosophy the conviction that +Elizabeth must now become acquainted with whatever of his ingratitude +and falsehood had before been unknown to her; and in spite of every +thing, was not wholly without hope that Darcy might yet be prevailed on +to make his fortune. The congratulatory letter which Elizabeth received +from Lydia on her marriage, explained to her that, by his wife at least, +if not by himself, such a hope was cherished. The letter was to this +effect: + +"MY DEAR LIZZY, + +"I wish you joy. If you love Mr. Darcy half as well as I do my dear +Wickham, you must be very happy. It is a great comfort to have you so +rich, and when you have nothing else to do, I hope you will think of us. +I am sure Wickham would like a place at court very much, and I do not +think we shall have quite money enough to live upon without some help. +Any place would do, of about three or four hundred a year; but however, +do not speak to Mr. Darcy about it, if you had rather not. + +"Yours, etc." + +As it happened that Elizabeth had _much_ rather not, she endeavoured in +her answer to put an end to every entreaty and expectation of the kind. +Such relief, however, as it was in her power to afford, by the practice +of what might be called economy in her own private expences, she +frequently sent them. It had always been evident to her that such an +income as theirs, under the direction of two persons so extravagant in +their wants, and heedless of the future, must be very insufficient to +their support; and whenever they changed their quarters, either Jane or +herself were sure of being applied to for some little assistance +towards discharging their bills. Their manner of living, even when the +restoration of peace dismissed them to a home, was unsettled in the +extreme. They were always moving from place to place in quest of a cheap +situation, and always spending more than they ought. His affection for +her soon sunk into indifference; hers lasted a little longer; and +in spite of her youth and her manners, she retained all the claims to +reputation which her marriage had given her. + +Though Darcy could never receive _him_ at Pemberley, yet, for +Elizabeth's sake, he assisted him further in his profession. Lydia was +occasionally a visitor there, when her husband was gone to enjoy himself +in London or Bath; and with the Bingleys they both of them frequently +staid so long, that even Bingley's good humour was overcome, and he +proceeded so far as to talk of giving them a hint to be gone. + +Miss Bingley was very deeply mortified by Darcy's marriage; but as she +thought it advisable to retain the right of visiting at Pemberley, she +dropt all her resentment; was fonder than ever of Georgiana, almost as +attentive to Darcy as heretofore, and paid off every arrear of civility +to Elizabeth. + +Pemberley was now Georgiana's home; and the attachment of the sisters +was exactly what Darcy had hoped to see. They were able to love each +other even as well as they intended. Georgiana had the highest opinion +in the world of Elizabeth; though at first she often listened with +an astonishment bordering on alarm at her lively, sportive, manner of +talking to her brother. He, who had always inspired in herself a respect +which almost overcame her affection, she now saw the object of open +pleasantry. Her mind received knowledge which had never before fallen +in her way. By Elizabeth's instructions, she began to comprehend that +a woman may take liberties with her husband which a brother will not +always allow in a sister more than ten years younger than himself. + +Lady Catherine was extremely indignant on the marriage of her nephew; +and as she gave way to all the genuine frankness of her character in +her reply to the letter which announced its arrangement, she sent him +language so very abusive, especially of Elizabeth, that for some time +all intercourse was at an end. But at length, by Elizabeth's persuasion, +he was prevailed on to overlook the offence, and seek a reconciliation; +and, after a little further resistance on the part of his aunt, her +resentment gave way, either to her affection for him, or her curiosity +to see how his wife conducted herself; and she condescended to wait +on them at Pemberley, in spite of that pollution which its woods had +received, not merely from the presence of such a mistress, but the +visits of her uncle and aunt from the city. + +With the Gardiners, they were always on the most intimate terms. +Darcy, as well as Elizabeth, really loved them; and they were both ever +sensible of the warmest gratitude towards the persons who, by bringing +her into Derbyshire, had been the means of uniting them. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PRIDE AND PREJUDICE *** + +***** This file should be named 1342.txt or 1342.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/1/3/4/1342/ + +Produced by Anonymous Volunteers + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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Does it know about punctuation?" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 2, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [ + { + "data": { + "text/plain": [ + "'!\"#$%&\\'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\\\\]^_`{|}~'" + ] + }, + "execution_count": 2, + "metadata": {}, + "output_type": "execute_result" + } + ], + "source": [ + "string.punctuation" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "## Getting the punctuation\n", + "First, let's just open a text file and read the punctuation. We can also count the number of different punctuation characters in it." + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 5, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": true + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "sherlock = open('sherlock-holmes.txt').read()" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 6, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [ + { + "name": "stdout", + "output_type": "stream", + "text": [ + 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1,\n", + " ':': 56,\n", + " ';': 202,\n", + " '?': 138})" + ] + }, + "execution_count": 20, + "metadata": {}, + "output_type": "execute_result" + } + ], + "source": [ + "# Complete Sherlock Holmes\n", + "sherlock = punct_summarise('sherlock-holmes.txt')\n", + "sherlock['counts']" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 21, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [ + { + "data": { + "text/plain": [ + "Counter({'!': 3923,\n", + " '\"': 17970,\n", + " '#': 1,\n", + " '$': 2,\n", + " '%': 1,\n", + " \"'\": 7529,\n", + " '(': 670,\n", + " ')': 670,\n", + " '*': 300,\n", + " ',': 39891,\n", + " '-': 6308,\n", + " '.': 30805,\n", + " '/': 29,\n", + " ':': 1014,\n", + " ';': 1145,\n", + " '=': 2,\n", + " '?': 3137,\n", + " '@': 2,\n", + " '[': 1,\n", + " ']': 1})" + ] + }, + "execution_count": 21, + "metadata": {}, + "output_type": "execute_result" + } + ], + "source": [ + "wap = punct_summarise('war-and-peace.txt')\n", + "wap['counts']" + ] + }, + { + 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',,,,,.,,,,,,,,,.,,'.,.'.,,,.\n", + " <> <> ,,.,--,,,--..'.,,'.,..,.,,--,\n", + " <> <> ,,',.,,,--,,..,,.,,'.,,,.,,,.\n", + " <> <> ,,..(),,.,.(),,,.(),,.,,,--,,\n", + " <> <> .,.,,.,.;,,,,,.,,(,'),,,(,)..\n", + " <> <> ,,.,,,,,.-----..,,,,,.,,,,,..\n", + " <> <> --.',,,'.:\",,(),\":\",,,,,.\";,.\n", + " <> <> ),-(://./)..-..-,,,(/).,-.-,.\n", + " <> <> ,,:.,-.....-(),.\"\",....-.....\n", + " <> <> .......--%-.-,.().,\".\"-(-)/-.\n", + " <> <> ,,....-,().,..,.,......,'-',,\n", + " <> <> ()://./...'.'..,,.,.,,,()-,@.\n", + " <> <> . \n" + ] + } + ], + "source": [ + "compare_many(sherlock['punctuation'], pap['punctuation'], wap['punctuation'], gap=' <> ')" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": { + "collapsed": true + }, + "source": [ + "## Making images\n", + "The text versions are fine, but let's turn the punctuation into images, with a coloured square for each punctuation character." + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "Start with just trying to get something out" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 56, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "# Periods and question marks and exclamation marks are red. \n", + "# Commas and quotation marks are -green- blue. \n", + "# Semicolons and colons are -blue- green. \n", + "colours = {'.': (255, 0, 0), '?': (255, 0, 0), '!': (255, 0, 0),\n", + " ',': (0, 255, 0), '\"': (0, 255, 0), \"'\": (0, 255, 0),\n", + " ':': (0, 0, 255), ';': (0, 0, 255),\n", + " 'unknown': (128, 128, 128)}\n", + "max_x = 1000\n", + "max_y = 1000\n", + "block_size = 4\n", + "text = sherlock['punctuation']\n", + "img = Image.new('RGBA', (max_x, max_y))\n", + "draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)\n", + "x = 0\n", + "y = 0\n", + "i = 0\n", + "# for i in range(100):\n", + "# if text[i] in colours:\n", + "# this_colour = colours[text[i]]\n", + "for p in text:\n", + " if p in colours:\n", + " this_colour = colours[p]\n", + " else:\n", + " this_colour = colours['unknown']\n", + " draw.rectangle((x, y, x+block_size, y+block_size), fill=this_colour)\n", + " x += block_size\n", + " if x >= max_x:\n", + " x = 0\n", + " y += block_size\n", + "img.save('test.png')" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "markdown", + "metadata": {}, + "source": [ + "The image: \n", + "![alt text](test.png)\n" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 58, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "# Periods and question marks and exclamation marks are red. \n", + "# Commas and quotation marks are -green- blue. \n", + "# Semicolons and colons are -blue- green. \n", + "def make_image(text, block_size=4, width=1000, colours=None):\n", + " default_colours = {'.': (255, 0, 0), '?': (255, 0, 0), '!': (255, 0, 0),\n", + " ',': (0, 0, 255), '\"': (0, 0, 255), \"'\": (0, 0, 255),\n", + " ':': (0, 255, 0), ';': (0, 255, 0),\n", + " 'unknown': (128, 128, 128)}\n", + " if not colours:\n", + " colours = {}\n", + " use_colours = default_colours.copy()\n", + " use_colours.update(colours)\n", + " height = ceil((len(text) * block_size) / width)\n", + " img = Image.new('RGBA', (width, height))\n", + " draw = ImageDraw.Draw(img)\n", + " x = 0\n", + " y = 0\n", + " for p in text:\n", + " if p in use_colours:\n", + " this_colour = use_colours[p]\n", + " else:\n", + " this_colour = use_colours['unknown']\n", + " draw.rectangle((x, y, x+block_size, y+block_size), fill=this_colour)\n", + " x += block_size\n", + " if x >= width:\n", + " x = 0\n", + " y += block_size\n", + " return img" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 59, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": false + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "i = make_image(sherlock['punctuation'])\n", + "i.save('sherlock.png')" + ] + }, + { + "cell_type": "code", + "execution_count": 60, + "metadata": { + "collapsed": true + }, + "outputs": [], + "source": [ + "i = make_image(wap['punctuation'], block_size=6, colours={'-': (255,255,255)})\n", + 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b/shakespeare.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6b50bbf --- /dev/null +++ b/shakespeare.txt @@ -0,0 +1,129107 @@ +A MIDSUMMER-NIGHT'S DREAM + +Now , fair Hippolyta , our nuptial hour +Draws on apace : four happy days bring in +Another moon ; but O ! methinks how slow +This old moon wanes ; she lingers my desires , +Like to a step dame , or a dowager +Long withering out a young man's revenue . + +Four days will quickly steep themselves in night ; +Four nights will quickly dream away the time ; +And then the moon , like to a silver bow +New-bent in heaven , shall behold the night +Of our solemnities . + +Go , Philostrate , +Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments ; +Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth ; +Turn melancholy forth to funerals ; +The pale companion is not for our pomp . + +Hippolyta , I woo'd thee with my sword , +And won thy love doing thee injuries ; +But I will wed thee in another key , +With pomp , with triumph , and with revelling . + + +Happy be Theseus , our renowned duke ! + +Thanks , good Egeus : what's the news with thee ? + +Full of vexation come I , with complaint +Against my child , my daughter Hermia . +Stand forth , Demetrius . My noble lord , +This man hath my consent to marry her . +Stand forth , Lysander : and , my gracious duke , +This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child : +Thou , thou , Lysander , thou hast given her rimes , +And interchang'd love-tokens with my child ; +Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung , +With feigning voice , verses of feigning love ; +And stol'n the impression of her fantasy +With bracelets of thy hair , rings , gawds , conceits , +Knacks , trifles , nosegays , sweetmeats , messengers +Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth ; +With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart ; +Turn'd her obedience , which is due to me , +To stubborn harshness . And , my gracious duke , +Be it so she will not here before your Grace +Consent to marry with Demetrius , +I beg the ancient privilege of Athens , +As she is mine , I may dispose of her ; +Which shall be either to this gentleman , +Or to her death , according to our law +Immediately provided in that case . + +What say you , Hermia ? be advis'd , fair maid . +To you , your father should be as a god ; +One that compos'd your beauties , yea , and one +To whom you are but as a form in wax +By him imprinted , and within his power +To leave the figure or disfigure it . +Demetrius is a worthy gentleman . + +So is Lysander . + +In himself he is ; +But , in this kind , wanting your father's voice , +The other must be held the worthier . + +I would my father look'd but with my eyes . + +Rather your eyes must with his judgment look . + +I do entreat your Grace to pardon me . +I know not by what power I am made bold , +Nor how it may concern my modesty +In such a presence here to plead my thoughts ; +But I beseech your Grace , that I may know +The worst that may befall me in this case , +If I refuse to wed Demetrius . + +Either to die the death , or to abjure +For ever the society of men . +Therefore , fair Hermia , question your desires ; +Know of your youth , examine well your blood , +Whe'r , if you yield not to your father's choice , +You can endure the livery of a nun , +For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd , +To live a barren sister all your life , +Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon . +Thrice blessed they that master so their blood , +To undergo such maiden pilgrimage ; +But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd , +Than that which withering on the virgin thorn +Grows , lives , and dies , in single blessedness . + +So will I grow , so live , so die , my lord , +Ere I will yield my virgin patent up +Unto his lordship , whose unwished yoke +My soul consents not to give sovereignty . + +Take time to pause ; and , by the next new moon , +The sealing-day betwixt my love and me +For everlasting bond of fellowship , +Upon that day either prepare to die +For disobedience to your father's will , +Or else to wed Demetrius , as he would ; +Or on Diana's altar to protest +For aye austerity and single life . + +Relent , sweet Hermia ; and , Lysander , yield +Thy crazed title to my certain right . + +You have her father's love , Demetrius ; +Let me have Hermia's : do you marry him . + +Scornful Lysander ! true , he hath my love , +And what is mine my love shall render him ; +And she is mine , and all my right of her +I do estate unto Demetrius . + +I am , my lord , as well deriv'd as he , +As well possess'd ; my love is more than his ; +My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd +If not with vantage , as Demetrius' ; +And , which is more than all these boasts can be , +I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia . +Why should not I then prosecute my right ? +Demetrius , I'll avouch it to his head , +Made love to Nedar's daughter , Helena , +And won her soul ; and she , sweet lady , dotes , +Devoutly dotes , dotes in idolatry , +Upon this spotted and inconstant man . + +I must confess that I have heard so much , +And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof ; +But , being over-full of self-affairs , +My mind did lose it . But , Demetrius , come ; +And come , Egeus ; you shall go with me , +I have some private schooling for you both . +For you , fair Hermia , look you arm yourself +To fit your fancies to your father's will , +Or else the law of Athens yields you up , +Which by no means we may extenuate , +To death , or to a vow of single life . +Come , my Hippolyta : what cheer , my love ? +Demetrius and Egeus , go along : +I must employ you in some business +Against our nuptial , and confer with you +Of something nearly that concerns yourselves . + +With duty and desire we follow you . + + +How now , my love ! Why is your cheek so pale ? +How chance the roses there do fade so fast ? + +Belike for want of rain , which I could well +Beteem them from the tempest of mine eyes . + +Ay me ! for aught that ever I could read , +Could ever hear by tale or history , +The course of true love never did run smooth ; +But , either it was different in blood , + +O cross ! too high to be enthrall'd to low . + +Or else misgraffed in respect of years , + +O spite ! too old to be engag'd to young . + +Or else it stood upon the choice of friends , + +O hell ! to choose love by another's eye . + +Or , if there were a sympathy in choice , +War , death , or sickness did lay siege to it , +Making it momentany as a sound , +Swift as a shadow , short as any dream , +Brief as the lightning in the collied night , +That , in a spleen , unfolds both heaven and earth , +And ere a man hath power to say , 'Behold !' +The jaws of darkness do devour it up : +So quick bright things come to confusion . + +If then true lovers have been ever cross'd , +It stands as an edict in destiny : +Then let us teach our trial patience , +Because it is a customary cross , +As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs , +Wishes and tears , poor fancy's followers . + +A good persuasion : therefore , hear me , Hermia . +I have a widow aunt , a dowager +Of great revenue , and she hath no child : +From Athens is her house remote seven leagues ; +And she respects me as her only son . +There , gentle Hermia , may I marry thee , +And to that place the sharp Athenian law +Cannot pursue us . If thou lov'st me then , +Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night , +And in the wood , a league without the town , +Where I did meet thee once with Helena , +To do observance to a morn of May , +There will I stay for thee . + +My good Lysander ! +I swear to thee by Cupid's strongest bow , +By his best arrow with the golden head , +By the simplicity of Venus' doves , +By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves , +And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage queen , +When the false Troyan under sail was seen , +By all the vows that ever men have broke , +In number more than ever women spoke , +In that same place thou hast appointed me , +To-morrow truly will I meet with thee . + +Keep promise , love . Look , here comes Helena . + + +God speed fair Helena ! Whither away ? + +Call you me fair ? that fair again unsay . +Demetrius loves your fair : O happy fair ! +Your eyes are lode-stars ! and your tongue's sweet air +More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear , +When wheat is green , when hawthorn buds appear . +Sickness is catching : O ! were favour so , +Yours would I catch , fair Hermia , ere I go ; +My ear should catch your voice , my eye your eye , +My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody . +Were the world mine , Demetrius being bated , +The rest I'd give to be to you translated . +O ! teach me how you look , and with what art +You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart . + +I frown upon him , yet he loves me still . + +O ! that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill . + +I give him curses , yet he gives me love . + +O ! that my prayers could such affection move . + +The more I hate , the more he follows me . + +The more I love , the more he hateth me . + +His folly , Helena , is no fault of mine . + +None , but your beauty : would that fault were mine ! + +Take comfort : he no more shall see my face ; +Lysander and myself will fly this place . +Before the time I did Lysander see , +Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me : +O ! then , what graces in my love do dwell , +That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell . + +Helen , to you our minds we will unfold . +To-morrow night , when Ph be doth behold +Her silver visage in the wat'ry glass , +Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass , +A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal , +Through Athens' gates have we devis'd to steal . + +And in the wood , where often you and I +Upon faint primrose-beds were wont to lie , +Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet , +There my Lysander and myself shall meet ; +And thence from Athens turn away our eyes , +To seek new friends and stranger companies . +Farewell , sweet playfellow : pray thou for us ; +And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius ! +Keep word , Lysander : we must starve our sight +From lovers' food till morrow deep midnight . + +I will , my Hermia . + +Helena , adieu : +As you on him , Demetrius dote on you ! + + +How happy some o'er other some can be ! +Through Athens I am thought as fair as she ; +But what of that ? Demetrius thinks not so ; +He will not know what all but he do know ; +And as he errs , doting on Hermia's eyes , +So I , admiring of his qualities . +Things base and vile , holding no quantity , +Love can transpose to form and dignity . +Love looks not with the eyes , but with the mind , +And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind . +Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste ; +Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste : +And therefore is Love said to be a child , +Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd . +As waggish boys in game themselves forswear , +So the boy Love is perjur'd every where ; +For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne , +He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine ; +And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt , +So he dissolv'd , and showers of oaths did melt . +I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight : +Then to the wood will he to-morrow night +Pursue her ; and for this intelligence +If I have thanks , it is a dear expense : +But herein mean I to enrich my pain , +To have his sight thither and back again . + + +Is all our company here ? + +You were best to call them generally , man by man , according to the scrip . + +Here is the scroll of every man's name , which is thought fit , through all Athens , to play in our interlude before the duke and the duchess on his wedding-day at night . + +First , good Peter Quince , say what the play treats on ; then read the names of the actors , and so grow to a point . + +Marry , our play is , The most lamentable comedy , and most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby . + +A very good piece of work , I assure you , and a merry . Now , good Peter Quince , call forth your actors by the scroll . Masters , spread yourselves . + +Answer as I call you . Nick Bottom , the weaver . + +Ready . Name what part I am for , and proceed . + +You , Nick Bottom , are set down for Pyramus . + +What is Pyramus ? a lover , or a tyrant ? + +A lover , that kills himself most gallantly for love . + +That will ask some tears in the true performing of it : if I do it , let the audience look to their eyes ; I will move storms , I will condole in some measure . To the rest : yet my chief humour is for a tyrant . I could play Ercles rarely , or a part to tear a cat in , to make all split . + +The raging rocks +And shivering shocks +Shall break the locks +Of prison gates : +And Phibbus' car +Shall shine from far +And make and mar +The foolish Fates . + +This was lofty ! Now name the rest of the players . This is Ercles' vein , a tyrant's vein ; a lover is more condoling . + +Francis Flute , the bellows-mender . + +Here , Peter Quince . + +You must take Thisby on you . + +What is Thisby ? a wandering knight ? + +It is the lady that Pyramus must love . + +Nay , faith , let not me play a woman ; I have a beard coming . + +That's all one : you shall play it in a mask , and you may speak as small as you will . + +An I may hide my face , let me play Thisby too . I'll speak in a monstrous little voice , 'Thisne , Thisne !' 'Ah , Pyramus , my lover dear ; thy Thisby dear , and lady dear !' + +No , no ; you must play Pyramus ; and Flute , you Thisby . + +Well , proceed . + +Robin Starveling , the tailor . + +Here , Peter Quince . + +Robin Starveling , you must play Thisby's mother . Tom Snout , the tinker . + +Here , Peter Quince . + +You , Pyramus's father ; myself , Thisby's father ; Snug , the joiner , you the lion's part : and , I hope , here is a play fitted . + +Have you the lion's part written ? pray you , if it be , give it me , for I am slow of study . + +You may do it extempore , for it is nothing but roaring . + +Let me play the lion too . I will roar , that I will do any man's heart good to hear me ; I will roar , that I will make the duke say , 'Let him roar again , let him roar again .' + +An you should do it too terribly , you would fright the duchess and the ladies , that they would shriek ; and that were enough to hang us all . + +That would hang us , every mother's son . + +I grant you , friends , if that you should fright the ladies out of their wits , they would have no more discretion but to hang us ; but I will aggravate my voice so that I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove ; I will roar you as 'twere any nightingale . + +You can play no part but Pyramus ; for Pyramus is a sweet-faced man ; a proper man , as one shall see in a summer's day ; a most lovely , gentleman-like man ; therefore , you must needs play Pyramus . + +Well , I will undertake it . What beard were I best to play it in ? + +Why , what you will . + +I will discharge it in either your straw-colour beard , your orange-tawny beard , your purple-in-grain beard , or your French-crown colour beard , your perfect yellow . + +Some of your French crowns have no hair at all , and then you will play bare-faced . But masters , here are your parts ; and I am to entreat you , request you , and desire you , to con them by to-morrow night , and meet me in the palace wood , a mile without the town , by moonlight : there will we rehearse ; for if we meet in the city , we shall be dogged with company , and our devices known . In the meantime I will draw a bill of properties , such as our play wants . I pray you , fail me not . + +We will meet ; and there we may rehearse more obscenely and courageously . Take pains ; be perfect ; adieu . + +At the duke's oak we meet . + +Enough ; hold , or cut bow-strings . + +How now , spirit ! whither wander you ? + + +Over hill , over dale , +Thorough bush , thorough brier , +Over park , over pale , +Thorough flood , thorough fire , +I do wander every where , +Swifter than the moone's sphere ; +And I serve the fairy queen , +To dew her orbs upon the green : +The cowslips tall her pensioners be ; +In their gold coats spots you see ; +Those be rubies , fairy favours , +In their freckles live their savours : + +I must go seek some dew-drops here , +And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear . +Farewell , thou lob of spirits : I'll be gone ; +Our queen and all her elves come here anon . + +The king doth keep his revels here to-night . +Take heed the queen come not within his sight ; +For Oberon is passing fell and wrath , +Because that she as her attendant hath +A lovely boy , stol'n from an Indian king ; +She never had so sweet a changeling ; +And jealous Oberon would have the child +Knight of his train , to trace the forests wild ; +But she , perforce , withholds the loved boy , +Crowns him with flowers , and makes him all her joy . +And now they never meet in grove , or green , +By fountain clear , or spangled starlight sheen , +But they do square ; that all their elves , for fear , +Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there . + +Either I mistake your shape and making quite , +Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite +Call'd Robin Goodfellow : are you not he +That frights the maidens of the villagery ; +Skim milk , and sometimes labour in the quern , +And bootless make the breathless housewife churn ; +And sometime make the drink to bear no barm ; +Mislead night-wanderers , laughing at their harm ? +Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck , +You do their work , and they shall have good luck : +Are you not he ? + +Fairy , thou speak'st aright ; +I am that merry wanderer of the night . +I jest to Oberon , and make him smile +When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile , +Neighing in likeness of a filly foal : +And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl , +In very likeness of a roasted crab ; +And , when she drinks , against her lips I bob +And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale . +The wisest aunt , telling the saddest tale , +Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me ; +Then slip I from her bum , down topples she , +And 'tailor' cries , and falls into a cough ; +And then the whole quire hold their hips and loff ; +And waxen in their mirth , and neeze , and swear +A merrier hour was never wasted there . +But , room , fairy ! here comes Oberon . + +And here my mistress . Would that he were gone ! + + +Ill met by moonlight , proud Titania . + +What ! jealous Oberon . Fairies , skip hence : +I have forsworn his bed and company . + +Tarry , rash wanton ! am not I thy lord ? + +Then , I must be thy lady ; but I know +When thou hast stol'n away from fairy land , +And in the shape of Corin sat all day , +Playing on pipes of corn , and versing love +To amorous Phillida . Why art thou here , +Come from the furthest steppe of India ? +But that , forsooth , the bouncing Amazon , +Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love , +To Theseus must be wedded , and you come +To give their bed joy and prosperity . + +How canst thou thus for shame , Titania , +Glance at my credit with Hippolyta , +Knowing I know thy love to Theseus ? +Didst thou not lead him through the glimmering night +From Perigouna , whom he ravished ? +And make him with fair gle break his faith , +With Ariadne , and Antiopa ? + +These are the forgeries of jealousy : +And never , since the middle summer's spring , +Met we on hill , in dale , forest , or mead , +By paved fountain , or by rushy brook , +Or in the beached margent of the sea , +To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind , +But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport . +Therefore the winds , piping to us in vain , +As in revenge , have suck'd up from the sea +Contagious fogs ; which , falling in the land , +Have every pelting river made so proud +That they have overborne their continents : +The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain , +The ploughman lost his sweat , and the green corn +Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard : +The fold stands empty in the drowned field , +And crows are fatted with the murrion flock ; +The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud , +And the quaint mazes in the wanton green +For lack of tread are undistinguishable : +The human mortals want their winter here : +No night is now with hymn or carol blest : +Therefore the moon , the governess of floods , +Pale in her anger , washes all the air , +That rheumatic diseases do abound : +And thorough this distemperature we see +The seasons alter : hoary-headed frosts +Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose , +And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown +An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds +Is , as in mockery , set . The spring , the summer , +The childing autumn , angry winter , change +Their wonted liveries , and the mazed world , +By their increase , now knows not which is which . +And this same progeny of evil comes +From our debate , from our dissension : +We are their parents and original . + +Do you amend it then ; it lies in you . +Why should Titania cross her Oberon ? +I do but beg a little changeling boy , +To be my henchman . + +Set your heart at rest ; +The fairy land buys not the child of me . +His mother was a votaress of my order : +And , in the spiced Indian air , by night , +Full often hath she gossip'd by my side , +And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands , +Marking the embarked traders on the flood ; +When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive +And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind ; +Which she , with pretty and with swimming gait +Following ,her womb then rich with my young squire , +Would imitate , and sail upon the land , +To fetch me trifles , and return again , +As from a voyage , rich with merchandise . +But she , being mortal , of that boy did die ; +And for her sake I do rear up her boy , +And for her sake I will not part with him . + +How long within this wood intend you stay ? + +Perchance , till after Theseus' weddingday . +If you will patiently dance in our round , +And see our moonlight revels , go with us ; +If not , shun me , and I will spare your haunts . + +Give me that boy , and I will go with thee . + +Not for thy fairy kingdom . Fairies , away ! +We shall chide downright , if I longer stay . + + +Well , go thy way : thou shalt not from this grove +Till I torment thee for this injury . +My gentle Puck , come hither . Thou remember'st +Since once I sat upon a promontory , +And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back +Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath , +That the rude sea grew civil at her song , +And certain stars shot madly from their spheres +To hear the sea-maid's music . + +I remember . + +That very time I saw , but thou couldst not , +Flying between the cold moon and the earth , +Cupid all arm'd : a certain aim he took +At a fair vestal throned by the west , +And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow , +As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts ; +But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft +Quench'd in the chaste beams of the wat'ry moon , +And the imperial votaress passed on , +In maiden meditation , fancy-free . +Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell : +It fell upon a little western flower , +Before milk-white , now purple with love's wound , +And maidens call it , Love-in-idleness . +Fetch me that flower ; the herb I show'd thee once : +The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid +Will make or man or woman madly dote +Upon the next live creature that it sees . +Fetch me this herb ; and be thou here again +Ere the leviathan can swim a league . + +I'll put a girdle round about the earth +In forty minutes . + + +Having once this juice +I'll watch Titania when she is asleep , +And drop the liquor of it in her eyes : +The next thing then she waking looks upon , +Be it on lion , bear , or wolf , or bull , +On meddling monkey , or on busy ape , +She shall pursue it with the soul of love : +And ere I take this charm off from her sight , +As I can take it with another herb , +I'll make her render up her page to me . +But who comes here ? I am invisible , +And I will overhear their conference . + + +I love thee not , therefore pursue me not . +Where is Lysander and fair Hermia ? +The one I'll slay , the other slayeth me . +Thou told'st me they were stol'n into this wood ; +And here am I , and wood within this wood , +Because I cannot meet my Hermia . +Hence ! get thee gone , and follow me no more . + +You draw me , you hard-hearted adamant : +But yet you draw not iron , for my heart +Is true as steel : leave you your power to draw , +And I shall have no power to follow you . + +Do I entice you ? Do I speak you fair ? +Or , rather , do I not in plainest truth +Tell you I do not nor I cannot love you ? + +And even for that do I love you the more . +I am your spaniel ; and , Demetrius , +The more you beat me , I will fawn on you : +Use me but as your spaniel , spurn me , strike me , +Neglect me , lose me ; only give me leave , +Unworthy as I am , to follow you . +What worser place can I beg in your love , +And yet a place of high respect with me , +Than to be used as you use your dog ? + +Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit , +For I am sick when I do look on you . + +And I am sick when I look not on you . + +You do impeach your modesty too much , +To leave the city , and commit yourself +Into the hands of one that loves you not ; +To trust the opportunity of night +And the ill counsel of a desert place +With the rich worth of your virginity . + +Your virtue is my privilege : for that +It is not night when I do see your face , +Therefore I think I am not in the night ; +Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company , +For you in my respect are all the world : +Then how can it be said I am alone , +When all the world is here to look on me ? + +I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes , +And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts . + +The wildest hath not such a heart as you . +Run when you will , the story shall be chang'd ; +Apollo flies , and Daphne holds the chase ; +The dove pursues the griffin ; the mild hind +Makes speed to catch the tiger : bootless speed , +When cowardice pursues and valour flies . + +I will not stay thy questions : let me go ; +Or , if thou follow me , do not believe +But I shall do thee mischief in the wood . + +Ay , in the temple , in the town , the field , +You do me mischief . Fie , Demetrius ! +Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex . +We cannot fight for love , as men may do ; +We should be woo'd and were not made to woo . + +I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell , +To die upon the hand I love so well . + + +Fare thee well , nymph : ere he do leave this grove , +Thou shalt fly him , and he shall seek thy love . + +Hast thou the flower there ? Welcome , wanderer . + +Ay , there it is . + +I pray thee , give it me . +I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows , +Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows +Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine , +With sweet musk-roses , and with eglantine : +There sleeps Titania some time of the night , +Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight ; +And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin , +Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in : +And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes , +And make her full of hateful fantasies . +Take thou some of it , and seek through this grove : +A sweet Athenian lady is in love +With a disdainful youth : anoint his eyes ; +But do it when the next thing he espies +May be the lady . Thou shalt know the man +By the Athenian garments he hath on . +Effect it with some care , that he may prove +More fond on her than she upon her love . +And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow . + +Fear not , my lord , your servant shall do so . + + +Come , now a roundel and a fairy song ; +Then , for the third of a minute , hence ; +Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds , +Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings , +To make my small elves coats , and some keep back +The clamorous owl , that nightly hoots , and wonders +At our quaint spirits . Sing me now asleep ; +Then to your offices , and let me rest . + +The Fairies sing . + + +I . + +You spotted snakes with double tongue , +Thorny hedge-hogs , be not seen ; +Newts , and blind-worms , do no wrong ; +Come not near our fairy queen . +Philomel , with melody , +Sing in our sweet lullaby : +Lulla , lulla , lullaby ; lulla , lulla , lullaby : +Never harm , +Nor spell , nor charm , +Come our lovely lady nigh ; +So , good night , with lullaby . + +II . + +Weaving spiders come not here ; +Hence , you long-legg'd spinners , hence ! +Beetles black , approach not near ; +Worm nor snail , do no offence . +Philomel , with melody , &c . + + +Hence , away ! now all is well . +One aloof stand sentinel . + +What thou seest when thou dost wake , +Do it for thy true-love take ; +Love and languish for his sake : +Be it ounce , or cat , or bear , +Pard , or boar with bristled hair , +In thy eye that shall appear +When thou wak'st , it is thy dear . +Wake when some vile thing is near . + +Fair love , you faint with wandering in the wood ; +And to speak troth , I have forgot our way : +We'll rest us , Hermia , if you think it good , +And tarry for the comfort of the day . + +Be it so , Lysander : find you out a bed , +For I upon this bank will rest my head . + +One turf shall serve as pillow for us both ; +One heart , one bed , two bosoms , and one troth . + +Nay , good Lysander ; for my sake , my dear , +Lie further off yet , do not lie so near . + +O ! take the sense , sweet , of my innocence , +Love takes the meaning in love's conference . +I mean that my heart unto yours is knit , +So that but one heart we can make of it ; +Two bosoms interchained with an oath ; +So then two bosoms and a single troth . +Then by your side no bed-room me deny , +For , lying so , Hermia , I do not lie . + +Lysander riddles very prettily : +Now much beshrew my manners and my pride , +If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied . +But , gentle friend , for love and courtesy +Lie further off ; in human modesty , +Such separation as may well be said +Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid , +So far be distant ; and , good night , sweet friend . +Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end ! + +Amen , amen , to that fair prayer , say I ; +And then end life when I end loyalty ! + +Here is my bed : sleep give thee all his rest ! + +With half that wish the wisher's eyes be press'd ! + + +Through the forest have I gone , +But Athenian found I none , +On whose eyes I might approve +This flower's force in stirring love . +Night and silence ! who is here ? +Weeds of Athens he doth wear : +This is he , my master said , +Despised the Athenian maid ; +And here the maiden , sleeping sound , +On the dank and dirty ground . +Pretty soul ! she durst not lie +Near this lack-love , this kill-courtesy . + +Churl , upon thy eyes I throw +All the power this charm doth owe . +When thou wak'st , let love forbid +Sleep his seat on thy eyelid : +So awake when I am gone ; +For I must now to Oberon . + + +Stay , though thou kill me , sweet Demetrius . + +I charge thee , hence , and do not haunt me thus . + +O ! wilt thou darkling leave me ? do not so . + +Stay , on thy peril : I alone will go . + + +O ! I am out of breath in this fond chase . +The more my prayer , the lesser is my grace . +Happy is Hermia , wheresoe'er she lies ; +For she hath blessed and attractive eyes . +How came her eyes so bright ? Not with salt tears : +If so , my eyes are oftener wash'd than hers . +No , no , I am as ugly as a bear ; +For beasts that meet me run away for fear ; +Therefore no marvel though Demetrius +Do , as a monster , fly my presence thus . +What wicked and dissembling glass of mine +Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne ? +But who is here ? Lysander ! on the ground ! +Dead ? or asleep ? I see no blood , no wound . +Lysander , if you live , good sir , awake . + +And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake . +Transparent Helena ! Nature shows art , +That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart . +Where is Demetrius ? O ! how fit a word +Is that vile name to perish on my sword . + +Do not say so , Lysander ; say not so . +What though he love your Hermia ? Lord ! what though ? +Yet Hermia still loves you : then be content . + +Content with Hermia ! No : I do repent +The tedious minutes I with her have spent . +Not Hermia , but Helena I love : +Who will not change a raven for a dove ? +The will of man is by his reason sway'd , +And reason says you are the worthier maid . +Things growing are not ripe until their season ; +So I , being young , till now ripe not to reason ; +And touching now the point of human skill , +Reason becomes the marshal to my will , +And leads me to your eyes ; where I o'erlook +Love's stories written in love's richest book . + +Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born ? +When at your hands did I deserve this scorn ? +Is't not enough , is't not enough , young man , +That I did never , no , nor never can , +Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye , +But you must flout my insufficiency ? +Good troth , you do me wrong , good sooth , you do , +In such disdainful manner me to woo . +But fare you well : perforce I must confess +I thought you lord of more true gentleness . +O ! that a lady of one man refus'd , +Should of another therefore be abus'd . + + +She sees not Hermia . Hermia , sleep thou there ; +And never mayst thou come Lysander near . +For , as a surfeit of the sweetest things +The deepest loathing to the stomach brings ; +Or , as the heresies that men do leave +Are hated most of those they did deceive : +So thou , my surfeit and my heresy , +Of all be hated , but the most of me ! +And , all my powers , address your love and might +To honour Helen , and to be her knight . + + +Help me , Lysander , help me ! do thy best +To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast . +Ay me , for pity ! what a dream was here ! +Lysander , look how I do quake with fear : +Methought a serpent eat my heart away , +And you sat smiling at his cruel prey . +Lysander ! what ! remov'd ?Lysander ! lord ! +What ! out of hearing ? gone ? no sound , no word ? +Alack ! where are you ? speak , an if you hear ; +Speak , of all loves ! I swound almost with fear . +No ! then I well perceive you are not nigh : +Either death or you I'll find immediately . + +Are we all met ? + +Pat , pat ; and here's a marvellous convenient place for our rehearsal . This green plot shall be our stage , this hawthorn-brake our tiring-house ; and we will do it in action as we will do it before the duke . + +Peter Quince , + +What sayst thou , bully Bottom ? + +There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby that will never please . First , Pyramus must draw a sword to kill himself , which the ladies cannot abide . How answer you that ? + +By'r lakin , a parlous fear . + +I believe we must leave the killing out , when all is done . + +Not a whit : I have a device to make all well . Write me a prologue ; and let the prologue seem to say , we will do no harm with our swords , and that Pyramus is not killed indeed ; and , for the more better assurance , tell them that I , Pyramus , am not Pyramus , but Bottom the weaver : this will put them out of fear . + +Well , we will have such a prologue , and it shall be written in eight and six . + +No , make it two more : let it be written in eight and eight . + +Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion ? + +I fear it , I promise you . + +Masters , you ought to consider with yourselves : to bring in ,God shield us !a lion among ladies , is a most dreadful thing ; for there is not a more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living , and we ought to look to it . + +Therefore , another prologue must tell he is not a lion . + +Nay , you must name his name , and half his face must be seen through the lion's neck ; and he himself must speak through , saying thus , or to the same defect , 'Ladies ,' or , 'Fair ladies ,' 'I would wish you ,' or , 'I would request you ,' or , 'I would entreat you , not to fear , not to tremble : my life for yours . If you think I come hither as a lion , it were pity of my life : no , I am no such thing : I am a man as other men are ;' and there indeed let him name his name , and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner . + +Well , it shall be so . But there is two hard things , that is , to bring the moonlight into a chamber ; for , you know , Pyramus and Thisby meet by moonlight . + +Doth the moon shine that night we play our play ? + +A calendar , a calendar ! look in the almanack ; find out moonshine , find out moonshine . + +Yes , it doth shine that night . + +Why , then may you leave a casement of the great chamber-window , where we play , open ; and the moon may shine in at the casement . + +Ay ; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns and a lanthorn , and say he comes to disfigure , or to present , the person of Moonshine . Then , there is another thing : we must have a wall in the great chamber ; for Pyramus and Thisby , says the story , did talk through the chink of a wall . + +You can never bring in a wall . What say you , Bottom ? + +Some man or other must present Wall ; and let him have some plaster , or some loam , or some rough-cast about him , to signify wall ; and let him hold his fingers thus , and through that cranny shall Pyramus and Thisby whisper . + +If that may be , than all is well . Come , sit down , every mother's son , and rehearse your parts . Pyramus , you begin : when you have spoken your speech , enter into that brake ; and so every one according to his cue . + + +What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here , +So near the cradle of the fairy queen ? +What ! a play toward ; I'll be an auditor ; +An actor too perhaps , if I see cause . + +Speak , Pyramus .Thisby , stand forth . + +Thisby , the flowers have odious savours sweet , + +Odorous , odorous . + +odours savours sweet : +So hath thy breath , my dearest Thisby dear . But hark , a voice ! stay thou but here awhile , +And by and by I will to thee appear . + + +A stranger Pyramus than e'er play'd here ! + + +Must I speak now ? + +Ay , marry , must you ; for you must understand , he goes but to see a noise that he heard , and is to come again . + +Most radiant Pyramus , most lily-white of hue , +Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier , +Most brisky juvenal , and eke most lovely Jew , +As true as truest horse that yet would never tire , +I'll meet thee , Pyramus , at Ninny's tomb . + +'Ninus' tomb ,' man . Why , you must not speak that yet ; that you answer to Pyramus : you speak all your part at once , cues and all . Pyramus , enter : your cue is past ; it is 'never tire .' + +O !As true as truest horse , that yet would never tire . + + +If I were , fair Thisby , I were only thine . + +O monstrous ! O strange ! we are haunted . +Pray , masters ! fly , masters !Help ! + + +I'll follow you , I'll lead you about a round , +Through bog , through bush , through brake , through brier : +Sometime a horse I'll be , sometime a hound , +A hog , a headless bear , sometime a fire ; +And neigh , and bark , and grunt , and roar , and burn , +Like horse , hound , hog , bear , fire , at every turn . + + +Why do they run away ? this is a knavery of them to make me afeard . + + +O Bottom , thou art changed ! what do I see on thee ? + +What do you see ? you see an ass-head of your own , do you ? + +Bless thee , Bottom ! bless thee ! thou art translated . + + +I see their knavery : this is to make an ass of me ; to fright me , if they could . But I will not stir from this place , do what they can : I will walk up and down here , and I will sing , that they shall hear I am not afraid . + +The ousel-cock , so black of hue , +With orange-tawny bill , +The throstle with his note so true , +The wren with little quill . + + +What angel wakes me from my flowery bed ? + + +The finch , the sparrow , and the lark , +The plain-song cuckoo gray , +Whose note full many a man doth mark , +And dares not answer , nay ; + +for indeed , who would set his wit to so foolish a bird ? who would give a bird the lie , though he cry 'cuckoo' never so ? + +I pray thee , gentle mortal , sing again : +Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note ; +So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape ; +And thy fair virtue's force , perforce , doth move me , +On the first view , to say , to swear , I love thee . + +Methinks , mistress , you should have little reason for that : and yet , to say the truth , reason and love keep little company together now-a-days . The more the pity , that some honest neighbours will not make them friends . Nay , I can gleek upon occasion . + +Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful . + +Not so , neither ; but if I had wit enough to get out of this wood , I have enough to serve mine own turn . + +Out of this wood do not desire to go : +Thou shalt remain here , whe'r thou wilt or no . +I am a spirit of no common rate ; +The summer still doth tend upon my state ; +And I do love thee : therefore , go with me ; +I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee , +And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep , +And sing , while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep : +And I will purge thy mortal grossness so +That thou shalt like an airy spirit go . +Pease-blossom ! Cobweb ! Moth ! and Mustardseed ! + + +Ready . + +And I . + +And I . + +And I . + +Where shall we go ? + +Be kind and courteous to this gentleman ; +Hop in his walks , and gambol in his eyes ; +Feed him with apricocks and dewberries , +With purple grapes , green figs , and mulberries . +The honey-bags steal from the humble-bees , +And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs , +And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes , +To have my love to bed , and to arise ; +And pluck the wings from painted butterflies +To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes : +Nod to him , elves , and do him courtesies . + +Hail , mortal ! + +Hail ! + +Hail ! + +Hail ! + +I cry your worships mercy , heartily : I beseech your worship's name . + +Cobweb . + +I shall desire you of more acquaintance , good Master Cobweb : if I out my finger , I shall make bold with you . Your name , honest gentleman ? + +Pease-blossom . + +I pray you , commend me to Mistress Squash , your mother , and to Master Peascod , your father . Good Master Pease-blossom , I shall desire you of more acquaintance too . Your name , I beseech you , sir ? + +Mustard-seed . + +Good Master Mustard-seed , I know your patience well : that same cowardly , giant-like ox-beef hath devoured many a gentleman of your house . I promise you , your kindred hath made my eyes water ere now . I desire you of more acquaintance , good Master Mustard-seed . + +Come , wait upon him ; lead him to my bower . +The moon methinks , looks with a watery eye ; +And when she weeps , weeps every little flower , +Lamenting some enforced chastity . +Tie up my love's tongue , bring him silently . + + +I wonder if Titania be awak'd ; +Then , what it was that next came in her eye , +Which she must dote on in extremity . +Here comes my messenger . + + +How now , mad spirit ! + +What night-rule now about this haunted grove ? + +My mistress with a monster is in love . +Near to her close and consecrated bower , +While she was in her dull and sleeping hour , +A crew of patches , rude mechanicals , +That work for bread upon Athenian stalls , +Were met together to rehearse a play +Intended for great Theseus' nuptial day . +The shallowest thick-skin of that barren sort , +Who Pyramus presented in their sport +Forsook his scene , and enter'd in a brake , +When I did him at this advantage take ; +An ass's nowl I fixed on his head : +Anon his Thisbe must be answered , +And forth my mimick comes . When they him spy , +As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye , +Or russet-pated choughs , many in sort , +Rising and cawing at the gun's report , +Sever themselves , and madly sweep the sky ; +So , at his sight , away his fellows fly , +And , at our stamp , here o'er and o'er one falls ; +He murder cries , and help from Athens calls . +Their sense thus weak , lost with their fears thus strong , +Made senseless things begin to do them wrong ; +For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch ; +Some sleeves , some hats , from yielders all things catch . +I led them on in this distracted fear , +And left sweet Pyramus translated there ; +When in that moment , so it came to pass , +Titania wak'd and straightway lov'd an ass . + +This falls out better than I could devise . +But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes +With the love-juice , as I did bid thee do ? + +I took him sleeping ,that is finish'd too , +And the Athenian woman by his side ; +That , when he wak'd , of force she must be ey'd . + + +Stand close : this is the same Athenian . + +This is the woman ; but not this the man . + +O ! why rebuke you him that loves you so ? +Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe . + +Now I but chide ; but I should use thee worse , +For thou , I fear , hast given me cause to curse . +If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep , +Being o'er shoes in blood , plunge in knee deep , +And kill me too . +The sun was not so true unto the day +As he to me . Would he have stol'n away +From sleeping Hermia ? I'll believe as soon +This whole earth may be bor'd , and that the moon +May through the centre creep , and so displease +Her brother's noontide with the Antipodes . +It cannot be but thou hast murder'd him ; +So should a murderer look , so dead , so grim . + +So should the murder'd look , and so should I , +Pierc'd through the heart with your stern cruelty ; +Yet you , the murderer , look as bright , as clear , +As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere . + +What's this to my Lysander ? where is he ? +Ah ! good Demetrius , wilt thou give him me ? + +I had rather give his carcass to my hounds . + +Out , dog ! out , cur ! thou driv'st me past the bounds +Of maiden's patience . Hast thou slain him then ? +Henceforth be never number'd among men ! +O ! once tell true , tell true , e'en for my sake ; +Durst thou have look'd upon him being awake , +And hast thou kill'd him sleeping ? O brave touch ! +Could not a worm , an adder , do so much ? +An adder did it ; for with doubler tongue +Than thine , thou serpent , never adder stung . + +You spend your passion on a mispris'd mood : +I am not guilty of Lysander's blood , +Nor is he dead , for aught that I can tell . + +I pray thee , tell me then that he is well . + +An if I could , what should I get therefore ? + +A privilege never to see me more . +And from thy hated presence part I so ; +See me no more , whe'r he be dead or no . + + +There is no following her in this fierce vein : +Here therefore for awhile I will remain . +So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow +For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe ; +Which now in some slight measure it will pay , +If for his tender here I make some stay . + + +What hast thou done ? thou hast mistaken quite , +And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight : +Of thy misprision must perforce ensue +Some true-love turn'd , and not a false turn'd true . + +Then fate o'er-rules , that , one man holding troth , +A million fail , confounding oath on oath . + +About the wood go swifter than the wind , +And Helena of Athens look thou find : +All fancy-sick she is , and pale of cheer +With sighs of love , that cost the fresh blood dear . +By some illusion see thou bring her here : +I'll charm his eyes against she do appear . + +I go , I go ; look how I go ; +Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow . + +Flower of this purple dye , +Hit with Cupid's archery , +Sink in apple of his eye . +When his love he doth espy , +Let her shine as gloriously +As the Venus of the sky . +When thou wak'st , if she be by , +Beg of her for remedy . + + +Captain of our fairy band , +Helena is here at hand , +And the youth , mistook by me , +Pleading for a lover's fee . +Shall we their fond pageant see ? +Lord , what fools these mortals be ! + +Stand aside : the noise they make +Will cause Demetrius to awake . + +Then will two at once woo one ; +That must needs be sport alone ; +And those things do best please me +That befall preposterously . + +Why should you think that I should woo in scorn ? +Scorn and derision never come in tears : +Look , when I vow , I weep ; and vows so born , +In their nativity all truth appears . +How can these things in me seem scorn to you , +Bearing the badge of faith to prove them true ? + +You do advance your cunning more and more . +When truth kills truth , O devilish-holy fray ! +These vows are Hermia's : will you give her o'er ? +Weigh oath with oath , and you will nothing weigh : +Your vows , to her and me , put in two scales , +Will even weigh , and both as light as tales . + +I had no judgment when to her I swore . + +Nor none , in my mind , now you give her o'er . + +Demetrius loves her , and he loves not you . + +O Helen ! goddess , nymph , perfect , divine ! +To what , my love , shall I compare thine eyne ? +Crystal is muddy . O ! how ripe in show +Thy lips , those kissing cherries , tempting grow , +This pure congealed white , high Taurus' snow , +Fann'd with the eastern wind , turns to a crow +When thou hold'st up thy hand . O ! let me kiss +That princess of pure white , this seal of bliss . + +O spite ! O hell ! I see you all are bent +To set against me for your merriment : +If you were civil and knew courtesy , +You would not do me thus much injury . +Can you not hate me , as I know you do , +But you must join in souls to mock me too ? +If you were men , as men you are in show , +You would not use a gentle lady so ; +To vow , and swear , and superpraise my parts , +When I am sure you hate me with your hearts . +You both are rivals , and love Hermia , +And now both rivals , to mock Helena : +A trim exploit , a manly enterprise , +To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes +With your derision ! none of noble sort +Would so offend a virgin , and extort +A poor soul's patience , all to make you sport . + +You are unkind , Demetrius ; be not so ; +For you love Hermia ; this you know I know : +And here , with all good will , with all my heart , +In Hermia's love I yield you up my part ; +And yours of Helena to me bequeath , +Whom I do love , and will do to my death . + +Never did mockers waste more idle breath . + +Lysander , keep thy Hermia ; I will none : +If e'er I lov'd her , all that love is gone . +My heart with her but as guest wise sojourn'd , +And now to Helen it is home return'd , +There to remain . + +Helen , it is not so . + +Disparage not the faith thou dost not know , +Lest to thy peril thou aby it dear . +Look ! where thy love comes : yonder is thy dear . + + +Dark night , that from the eye his function takes , +The ear more quick of apprehension makes ; +Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense , +It pays the hearing double recompense . +Thou art not by mine eye , Lysander , found ; +Mine ear , I thank it , brought me to thy sound . +But why unkindly didst thou leave me so ? + +Why should he stay , whom love doth press to go ? + +What love could press Lysander from my side ? + +Lysander's love , that would not let him bide , +Fair Helena , who more engilds the night +Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light . +Why seek'st thou me ? could not this make thee know , +The hate I bear thee made me leave thee so ? + +You speak not as you think : it cannot be . + +Lo ! she is one of this confederacy . +Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three +To fashion this false sport in spite of me . +Injurious Hermia ! most ungrateful maid ! +Have you conspir'd , have you with these contriv'd +To bait me with this foul derision ? +Is all the counsel that we two have shar'd , +The sister-vows , the hours that we have spent , +When we have chid the hasty-footed time +For parting us , O ! is it all forgot ? +All school-days' friendship , childhood innocence ? +We , Hermia , like two artificial gods , +Have with our neelds created both one flower , +Both on one sampler , sitting on one cushion , +Both warbling of one song , both in one key , +As if our hands , our sides , voices , and minds , +Had been incorporate . So we grew together , +Like to a double cherry , seeming parted , +But yet an union in partition ; +Two lovely berries moulded on one stem ; +So , with two seeming bodies , but one heart ; +Two of the first , like coats in heraldry , +Due but to one , and crowned with one crest . +And will you rent our ancient love asunder , +To join with men in scorning your poor friend ? +It is not friendly , 'tis not maidenly : +Our sex , as well as I , may chide you for it , +Though I alone do feel the injury . + +I am amazed at your passionate words . +I scorn you not : it seems that you scorn me . + +Have you not set Lysander , as in scorn , +To follow me and praise my eyes and face , +And made your other love , Demetrius , +Who even but now did spurn me with his foot , +To call me goddess , nymph , divine and rare , +Precious , celestial ? Wherefore speaks he this +To her he hates ? and wherefore doth Lysander +Deny your love , so rich within his soul , +And tender me , forsooth , affection , +But by your setting on , by your consent ? +What though I be not so in grace as you , +So hung upon with love , so fortunate , +But miserable most to love unlov'd ? +This you should pity rather than despise . + +I understand not what you mean by this . + +Ay , do , persever , counterfeit sad looks , +Make mouths upon me when I turn my back ; +Wink each at other ; hold the sweet jest up : +This sport , well carried , shall be chronicled . +If you have any pity , grace , or manners , +You would not make me such an argument . +But , fare ye well : 'tis partly mine own fault , +Which death or absence soon shall remedy . + +Stay , gentle Helena ! hear my excuse : +My love , my life , my soul , fair Helena ! + +O excellent ! + +Sweet , do not scorn her so . + +If she cannot entreat , I can compel . + +Thou canst compel no more than she entreat : +Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers . +Helen , I love thee ; by my life , I do : +I swear by that which I will lose for thee , +To prove him false that says I love thee not . + +I say I love thee more than he can do . + +If thou say so , withdraw , and prove it too . + +Quick , come ! + +Lysander , whereto tends all this ? + +Away , you Ethiop ! + +No , no , he'll . . . +Seem to break loose ; take on , as you would follow , +But yet come not : you are a tame man , go ! + +Hang off , thou cat , thou burr ! vile thing , let loose , +Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent . + +Why are you grown so rude ? what change is this , +Sweet love , + +Thy love ! out , tawny Tartar , out ! +Out , loathed medicine ! hated poison , hence ! + +Do you not jest ? + +Yes , sooth ; and so do you . + +Demetrius , I will keep my word with thee . + +I would I had your bond , for I perceive +A weak bond holds you : I'll not trust your word . + +What ! should I hurt her , strike her , kill her dead ? +Although I hate her , I'll not harm her so . + +What ! can you do me greater harm than hate ? +Hate me ! wherefore ? O me ! what news , my love ? +Am not I Hermia ? Are not you Lysander ? +I am as fair now as I was erewhile . +Since night you lov'd me ; yet , since night you left me : +Why , then you left me ,O , the gods forbid ! +In earnest , shall I say ? + +Ay , by my life ; +And never did desire to see thee more . +Therefore be out of hope , of question , doubt ; +Be certain , nothing truer : 'tis no jest , +That I do hate thee and love Helena . + +O me ! you juggler ! you canker-blossom ! +You thief of love ! what ! have you come by night +And stol'n my love's heart from him ? + +Fine , i' faith ! +Have you no modesty , no maiden shame , +No touch of bashfulness ? What ! will you tear +Impatient answers from my gentle tongue ? +Fie , fie ! you counterfeit , you puppet you ! + +Puppet ! why , so : ay , that way goes the game . +Now I perceive that she hath made compare +Between our statures : she hath urg'd her height ; +And with her personage , her tall personage , +Her height , forsooth , she hath prevail'd with him . +And are you grown so high in his esteem , +Because I am so dwarfish and so low ? +How low am I , thou painted maypole ? speak ; +How low am I ? I am not yet so low +But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes . + +I pray you , though you mock me , gentlemen , +Let her not hurt me : I was never curst ; +I have no gift at all in shrewishness ; +I am a right maid for my cowardice : +Let her not strike me . You perhaps may think , +Because she is something lower than myself , +That I can match her . + +Lower ! hark , again . + +Good Hermia , do not be so bitter with me . +I evermore did love you , Hermia , +Did ever keep your counsels , never wrong'd you ; +Save that , in love unto Demetrius , +I told him of your stealth unto this wood . +He follow'd you ; for love I follow'd him ; +But he hath chid me hence , and threaten'd me +To strike me , spurn me , nay , to kill me too : +And now , so you will let me quiet go , +To Athens will I bear my folly back , +And follow you no further : let me go : +You see how simple and how fond I am . + +Why , get you gone . Who is't that hinders you ? + +A foolish heart , that I leave here behind . + +What ! with Lysander ? + +With Demetrius . + +Be not afraid : she shall not harm thee , Helena . + +No , sir ; she shall not , though you take her part . + +O ! when she's angry , she is keen and shrewd . +She was a vixen when she went to school : +And though she be but little , she is fierce . + +'Little' again ! nothing but 'low' and 'little !' +Why will you suffer her to flout me thus ? +Let me come to her . + +Get you gone , you dwarf ; +You minimus , of hindering knot-grass made ; +You bead , you acorn ! + +You are too officious +In her behalf that scorns your services . +Let her alone ; speak not of Helena ; +Take not her part , for , if thou dost intend +Never so little show of love to her , +Thou shalt aby it . + +Now she holds me not ; +Now follow , if thou dar'st , to try whose right , +Or thine or mine , is most in Helena . + +Follow ! nay , I'll go with thee , cheek by jole . + + +You , mistress , all this coil is 'long of you : +Nay , go not back . + +I will not trust you , I , +Nor longer stay in your curst company . +Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray , +My legs are longer though , to run away . + + +I am amaz'd , and know not what to say . + + +This is thy negligence : still thou mistak'st , +Or else commit'st thy knaveries wilfully . + +Believe me , king of shadows , I mistook . +Did not you tell me I should know the man +By the Athenian garments he had on ? +And so far blameless proves my enterprise , +That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes ; +And so far am I glad it so did sort , +As this their jangling I esteem a sport . + +Thou see'st these lovers seek a place to fight : +Hie therefore , Robin , overcast the night ; +The starry welking cover thou anon +With drooping fog as black as Acheron ; +And lead these testy rivals so astray , +As one come not within another's way . +Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue , +Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong ; +And sometime rail thou like Demetrius ; +And from each other look thou lead them thus , +Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep +With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep : +Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye ; +Whose liquor hath this virtuous property , +To take from thence all error with his might , +And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight . +When they next wake , all this derision +Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision ; +And back to Athens shall the lovers wend , +With league whose date till death shall never end . +Whiles I in this affair do thee employ , +I'll to my queen and beg her Indian boy ; +And then I will her charmed eye release +From monster's view , and all things shall be peace . + +My fairy lord , this must be done with haste , +For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast , +And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger ; +At whose approach , ghosts , wandering here and there , +Troop home to churchyards : damned spirits all , +That in cross-ways and floods have burial , +Already to their wormy beds are gone ; +For fear lest day should look their shames upon , +They wilfully themselves exile from light , +And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night . + +But we are spirits of another sort . +I with the morning's love have oft made sport ; +And , like a forester , the groves may tread , +Even till the eastern gate , all fiery-red , +Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams , +Turns into yellow gold his salt green-streams . +But , notwithstanding , haste ; make no delay : +We may effect this business yet ere day . + +Up and down , up and down ; +I will lead them up and down : +I am fear'd in field and town ; +Goblin , lead them up and down . + +Here comes one . + + +Where art thou , proud Demetrius ? speak thou now . + +Here , villain ! drawn and ready . Where art thou ? + +I will be with thee straight . + +Follow me , then , +To plainer ground . + +Lysander ! speak again . +Thou runaway , thou coward , art thou fled ? +Speak ! In some bush ? Where dost thou hide thy head ? + +Thou coward ! art thou bragging to the stars , +Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars , +And wilt not come ? Come , recreant ; come , thou child ; +I'll whip thee with a rod : he is defil'd +That draws a sword on thee . + +Yea , art thou there ? + +Follow my voice : we'll try no manhood here . + +He goes before me and still dares me on : +When I come where he calls , then he is gone . +The villain is much lighter-heel'd than I : +I follow'd fast , but faster he did fly ; +That fallen am I in dark uneven way , +And here will rest me . + +Come , thou gentle day ! +For if but once thou show me thy grey light , +I'll find Demetrius and revenge this spite . + +Ho ! ho ! ho ! Coward , why com'st thou not ? + +Abide me , if thou dar'st ; for well I wot +Thou runn'st before me , shifting every place , +And dar'st not stand , nor look me in the face . +Where art thou now ? + +Come hither : I am here . + +Nay then , thou mock'st me . Thou shalt buy this dear , +If ever I thy face by daylight see : +Now , go thy way . Faintness constraineth me +To measure out my length on this cold bed : +By day's approach look to be visited . + +O weary night ! O long and tedious night , +Abate thy hours ! shine , comforts , from the east ! +That I may back to Athens by daylight , +From these that my poor company detest : +And sleep , that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye , +Steal me awhile from mine own company . + +Yet but three ? Come one more ; +Two of both kinds make up four . +Here she comes , curst and sad : +Cupid is a knavish lad , +Thus to make poor females mad . + +Never so weary , never so in woe , +Bedabbled with the dew and torn with briers , +I can no further crawl , no further go ; +My legs can keep no pace with my desires . +Here will I rest me till the break of day . +Heavens shield Lysander , if they mean a fray ! + +On the ground +Sleep sound : +I'll apply +To your eye , +Gentle lover , remedy + +When thou wak'st , +Thou tak'st +True delight +In the sight +Of thy former lady's eye : +And the country proverb known , +That every man should take his own , +In your waking shall be shown : +Jack shall have Jill ; +Nought shall go ill ; +The man shall have his mare again , +And all shall be well . + + +Come , sit thee down upon this flowery bed , +While I thy amiable cheeks do coy , +And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head , +And kiss thy fair large ears , my gentle joy . + +Where's Pease-blossom ? + +Ready . + +Scratch my head , Pease-blossom . Where's Mounsieur Cobweb ? + +Ready . + +Mounsieur Cobweb , good mounsieur , get your weapons in your hand , and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a thistle ; and , good mounsieur , bring me the honey-bag . Do not fret yourself too much in the action , mounsieur ; and , good mounsieur , have a care the honey-bag break not ; I would be loath to have you overflown with a honey-bag , signior . Where's Mounsieur Mustard-seed ? + +Ready . + +Give me your neaf , Mounsieur Mustard-seed . Pray you , leave your curtsy , good mounsieur . + +What's your will ? + +Nothing , good mounsieur , but to help Cavalery Cobweb to scratch . I must to the barber's , mounsieur , for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face ; and I am such a tender ass , if my hair do but tickle me , I must scratch . + +What , wilt thou hear some music , my sweet love ? + +I have a reasonable good ear in music : let us have the tongs and the bones . + +Or say , sweet love , what thou desir'st to eat . + +Truly , a peck of provender : I could munch your good dry oats . Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay : good hay , sweet hay , hath no fellow . + +I have a venturous fairy that shall seek +The squirrel's hoard , and fetch thee thence new nuts . + +I had rather have a handful or two of dried pease . But , I pray you , let none of your people stir me : I have an exposition of sleep come upon me . + +Sleep thou , and I will wind thee in my arms . +Fairies , be gone , and be all ways away . + +So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle +Gently entwist ; the female ivy so +Enrings the barky fingers of the elm . +O ! how I love thee ; how I dote on thee ! + +Welcome , good Robin . See'st thou this sweet sight ? +Her dotage now I do begin to pity : +For , meeting her of late behind the wood , +Seeking sweet favours for this hateful fool , +I did upbraid her and fall out with her ; +For she his hairy temples then had rounded +With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers ; +And that same dew , which sometime on the buds +Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls , +Stood now within the pretty flowerets' eyes +Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail . +When I had at my pleasure taunted her , +And she in mild terms begg'd my patience , +I then did ask of her her changeling child ; +Which straight she gave me , and her fairy sent +To bear him to my bower in fairy land . +And now I have the boy , I will undo +This hateful imperfection of her eyes : +And , gentle Puck , take this transformed scalp +From off the head of this Athenian swain , +That he , awaking when the other do , +May all to Athens back again repair , +And think no more of this night's accidents +But as the fierce vexation of a dream . +But first I will release the fairy queen . + + +Be as thou wast wont to be ; +See as thou wast wont to see : +Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower +Hath such force and blessed power . + +Now , my Titania ; wake you , my sweet queen . + +My Oberon ! what visions have I seen ! +Methought I was enamour'd of an ass . + +There lies your love . + +How came these things to pass ? +O ! how mine eyes do loathe his visage now . + +Silence , awhile . Robin , take off this head . +Titania , music call ; and strike more dead +Than common sleep of all these five the sense . + +Music , ho ! music ! such as charmeth sleep . + + +When thou wak'st , with thine own fool's eyes peep . + +Sound , music ! + +Come , my queen , take hands with me , +And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be . +Now thou and I are new in amity , +And will to-morrow midnight solemnly +Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly , +And bless it to all fair prosperity . +There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be +Wedded , with Theseus , all in jollity . + + +Fairy king , attend , and mark : +I do hear the morning lark . + +Then , my queen , in silence sad , +Trip we after the night's shade ; +We the globe can compass soon , +Swifter than the wandering moon . + +Come , my lord ; and in our flight +Tell me how it came this night +That I sleeping here was found +With these mortals on the ground . + + +Go , one of you , find out the forester ; +For now our observation is perform'd ; +And since we have the vaward of the day , +My love shall hear the music of my hounds . +Uncouple in the western valley ; let them go : +Dispatch , I say , and find the forester . +We will , fair queen , up to the mountain's top , +And mark the musical confusion +Of hounds and echo in conjunction . + +I was with Hercules and Cadmus once , +When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear +With hounds of Sparta : never did I hear +Such gallant chiding ; for , besides the groves , +The skies , the fountains , every region near +Seem'd all one mutual cry . I never heard +So musical a discord , such sweet thunder . + +My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind , +So flew'd , so sanded ; and their heads are hung +With ears that sweep away the morning dew ; +Crook-knee'd , and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls ; +Slow in pursuit , but match'd in mouth like bells , +Each under each . A cry more tuneable +Was never holla'd to , nor cheer'd with horn , +In Crete , in Sparta , nor in Thessaly : +Judge , when you hear . But , soft ! what nymphs are these ? + +My lord , this is my daughter here asleep ; +And this , Lysander ; this Demetrius is ; +This Helena , old Nedar's Helena : +I wonder of their being here together . + +No doubt they rose up early to observe +The rite of May , and , hearing our intent , +Came here in grace of our solemnity . +But speak , Egeus , is not this the day +That Hermia should give answer of her choice ? + +It is , my lord . + +Go , bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns . + + +Good morrow , friends . Saint Valentine is past : + +Begin these wood-birds but to couple now ? + +Pardon , my lord . + + +I pray you all , stand up . +I know you two are rival enemies : +How comes this gentle concord in the world , +That hatred is so far from jealousy , +To sleep by hate , and fear no enmity ? + +My lord , I shall reply amazedly , +Half sleep , half waking : but as yet , I swear , +I cannot truly say how I came here ; +But , as I think ,for truly would I speak , +And now I do bethink me , so it is , +I came with Hermia hither : our intent +Was to be gone from Athens , where we might , +Without the peril of the Athenian law + +Enough , enough , my lord ; you have enough : +I beg the law , the law , upon his head . +They would have stol'n away ; they would , Demetrius , +Thereby to have defeated you and me ; +You of your wife , and me of my consent , +Of my consent that she should be your wife . + +My lord , fair Helen told me of their stealth , +Of this their purpose hither , to this wood ; +And I in fury hither follow'd them , +Fair Helena in fancy following me . +But , my good lord , I wot not by what power , +But by some power it is ,my love to Hermia , +Melted as doth the snow , seems to me now +As the remembrance of an idle gaud +Which in my childhood I did dote upon ; +And all the faith , the virtue of my heart , +The object and the pleasure of mine eye , +Is only Helena . To her , my lord , +Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia : +But , like in sickness , did I loathe this food ; +But , as in health , come to my natural taste , +Now do I wish it , love it , long for it , +And will for evermore be true to it . + +Fair lovers , you are fortunately met : +Of this discourse we more will hear anon . +Egeus , I will overbear your will , +For in the temple , by and by , with us , +These couples shall eternally be knit : +And , for the morning now is something worn , +Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside . +Away with us , to Athens : three and three , +We'll hold a feast in great solemnity . +Come , Hippolyta . + + +These things seem small and undistinguishable , +Like far-off mountains turned into clouds . + +Methinks I see these things with parted eye , +When everything seems double . + +So methinks : +And I have found Demetrius , like a jewel , +Mine own , and not mine own . + +Are you sure +That we are awake ? It seems to me +That yet we sleep , we dream . Do you not think +The duke was here , and bid us follow him ? + +Yea ; and my father . + +And Hippolyta . + +And he did bid us follow to the temple . + +Why then , we are awake . Let's follow him ; +And by the way let us recount our dreams . + + +When my cue comes , call me , and I will answer : my next is , 'Most fair Pyramus .' Heigh-ho ! Peter Quince ! Flute , the bellows-mender ! Snout , the tinker ! Starveling ! God's my life ! stolen hence , and left me asleep ! I have had a most rare vision . I have had a dream , past the wit of man to say what dream it was : man is but an ass , if he go about to expound this dream . Methought I was there is no man can tell what . Methought I was ,and methought I had ,but man is but a patched fool , if he will offer to say what methought I had . The eye of man hath not heard , the ear of man hath not seen , man's hand is not able to taste , his tongue to conceive , nor his heart to report , what my dream was . I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream : it shall be called Bottom's Dream , because it hath no bottom ; and I will sing it in the latter end of a play , before the duke : peradventure , to make it the more gracious , I shall sing it at her death . + + +Have you sent to Bottom's house ? is he come home yet ? + +He cannot be heard of . Out of doubt he is transported . + +If he come not , then the play is marred : it goes not forward , doth it ? + +It is not possible : you have not a man in all Athens able to discharge Pyramus but he . + +No ; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in Athens . + +Yea , and the best person too ; and he is a very paramour for a sweet voice . + +You must say , 'paragon :' a paramour is , God bless us ! a thing of naught . + + +Masters , the duke is coming from the temple , and there is two or three lords and ladies more married : if our sport had gone forward , we had all been made men . + +O sweet bully Bottom ! Thus hath he lost sixpence a day during his life ; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a day : an the duke had not given him sixpence a day for playing Pyramus , I'll be hanged ; he would have deserved it : sixpence a day in Pyramus , or nothing . + + +Where are these lads ? where are these hearts ? + +Bottom ! O most courageous day ! O most happy hour ! + +Masters , I am to discourse wonders : but ask me not what ; for if I tell you , I am no true Athenian . I will tell you everything , right as it fell out . + +Let us hear , sweet Bottom . + +Not a word of me . All that I will tell you is , that the duke hath dined . Get your apparel together , good strings to your beards , new ribbons to your pumps ; meet presently at the palace ; every man look o'er his part ; for the short and the long is , our play is preferred . In any case , let Thisby have clean linen ; and let not him that plays the lion pare his nails , for they shall hang out for the lion's claws . And , most dear actors , eat no onions nor garlic , for we are to utter sweet breath , and I do not doubt but to hear them say , it is a sweet comedy . No more words : away ! go ; away . + +'Tis strange , my Theseus , that these lovers speak of . + +More strange than true . I never may believe +These antique fables , nor these fairy toys . +Lovers and madmen have such seething brains , +Such shaping fantasies , that apprehend +More than cool reason ever comprehends . +The lunatic , the lover , and the poet , +Are of imagination all compact : +One sees more devils than vast hell can hold , +That is , the madman ; the lover , all as frantic , +Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt : +The poet's eye , in a fine frenzy rolling , +Doth glance from heaven to earth , from earth to heaven ; +And , as imagination bodies forth +The forms of things unknown , the poet's pen +Turns them to shapes , and gives to airy nothing +A local habitation and a name . +Such tricks hath strong imagination , +That , if it would but apprehend some joy , +It comprehends some bringer of that joy ; +Or in the night , imagining some fear , +How easy is a bush suppos'd a bear ! + +But all the story of the night told over , +And all their minds transfigur'd so together , +More witnesseth than fancy's images , +And grows to something of great constancy , +But , howsoever , strange and admirable . + +Here come the lovers , full of joy and mirth . + + +Joy , gentle friends ! joy , and fresh days of love + +Accompany your hearts ! + +More than to us +Wait in your royal walks , your board , your bed ! + +Come now ; what masques , what dances shall we have , +To wear away this long age of three hours +Between our after-supper and bed-time ? +Where is our usual manager of mirth ? +What revels are in hand ? Is there no play , +To ease the anguish of a torturing hour ? +Call Philostrate . + +Here , mighty Theseus . + +Say , what abridgment have you for this evening ? +What masque ? what music ? How shall we beguile +The lazy time , if not with some delight ? + +There is a brief how many sports are ripe ; +Make choice of which your highness will see first . + + +The battle with the Centaurs , to be sung +By an Athenian eunuch to the harp . +We'll none of that : that have I told my love , +In glory of my kinsman Hercules . +The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals , +Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage . +That is an old device ; and it was play'd +When I from Thebes came last a conqueror . +The thrice three Muses mourning for the death +Of Learning , late deceas'd in beggary . +That is some satire keen and critical , +Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony . +A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus +And his love Thisbe ; very tragical mirth . +Merry and tragical ! tedious and brief ! +That is , hot ice and wonderous strange snow . +How shall we find the concord of this discord ? + +A play there is , my lord , some ten words long , +Which is as brief as I have known a play ; +But by ten words , my lord , it is too long , +Which makes it tedious ; for in all the play +There is not one word apt , one player fitted . +And tragical , my noble lord , it is ; +For Pyramus therein doth kill himself . +Which when I saw rehears'd , I must confess , +Made mine eyes water ; but more merry tears +The passion of loud laughter never shed . + +What are they that do play it ? + +Hard-handed men , that work in Athens here , +Which never labour'd in their minds till now , +And now have toil'd their unbreath'd memories +With this same play , against your nuptial . + +And we will hear it . + +No , my noble lord ; +It is not for you : I have heard it over , +And it is nothing , nothing in the world ; +Unless you can find sport in their intents , +Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain , +To do you service . + +I will hear that play ; +For never anything can be amiss , +When simpleness and duty tender it . +Go , bring them in : and take your places , ladies . + + +I love not to see wretchedness o'ercharg'd , +And duty in his service perishing . + +Why , gentle sweet , you shall see no such thing . + +He says they can do nothing in this kind . + +The kinder we , to give them thanks for nothing . +Our sport shall be to take what they mistake : +And what poor duty cannot do , noble respect +Takes it in might , not merit . +Where I have come , great clerks have purposed +To greet me with premeditated welcomes ; +Where I have seen them shiver and look pale , +Make periods in the midst of sentences , +Throttle their practis'd accent in their fears , +And , in conclusion , dumbly have broke off , +Not paying me a welcome . Trust me , sweet , +Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome ; +And in the modesty of fearful duty +I read as much as from the rattling tongue +Of saucy and audacious eloquence . +Love , therefore , and tongue-tied simplicity +In least speak most , to my capacity . + + +So please your Grace , the Prologue is address'd . + +Let him approach . + + +If we offend , it is with our good will . +That you should think , we come not to offend , +But with good will . To show our simple skill , +That is the true beginning of our end . +Consider then we come but in despite . +We do not come as minding to content you , +Our true intent is . All for your delight , +We are not here . That you should here repent you , +The actors are at hand ; and , by their show , +You shall know all that you are like to know . + + +This fellow doth not stand upon points . + +He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt ; he knows not the stop . A good moral , my lord : it is not enough to speak , but to speak true . + +Indeed he hath played on his prologue like a child on a recorder ; a sound , but not in government . + +His speech was like a tangled chain ; nothing impaired , but all disordered . Who is next ? + + +Gentles , perchance you wonder at this show ; +But wonder on , till truth make all things plain . +This man is Pyramus , if you would know ; +This beauteous lady Thisby is , certain . +This man , with lime and rough-cast , doth present +Wall , that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder ; +And through Wall's chink , poor souls , they are content +To whisper , at the which let no man wonder . +This man , with lanthorn , dog , and bush of thorn , +Presenteth Moonshine ; for , if you will know , +By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn +To meet at Ninus' tomb , there , there to woo . +This grisly beast , which Lion hight by name , +The trusty Thisby , coming first by night , +Did scare away , or rather did affright ; +And , as she fied , her mantle she did fall , +Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain . +Anon comes Pyramus , sweet youth and tall , +And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain : +Whereat , with blade , with bloody blameful blade , +He bravely broach'd his boiling bloody breast ; +And Thisby , tarrying in mulberry shade , +His dagger drew , and died . For all the rest , +Let Lion , Moonshine , Wall , and lovers twain , +At large discourse , while here they do remain . + + +I wonder , if the lion be to speak . + +No wonder , my lord : one lion may , when many asses do . +Wall . In this same interlude it doth befall +That I , one Snout by name , present a wall ; +And such a wall , as I would have you think , +That had in it a crannied hole or chink , +Through which the lovers , Pyramus and Thisby , +Did whisper often very secretly . +This loam , this rough-cast , and this stone doth show +That I am that same wall ; the truth is so ; +And this the cranny is , right and sinister , +Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper . + +Would you desire lime and hair to speak better ? + +It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse , my lord . + +Pyramus draws near the wall : silence ! + + +O grim-look'd night ! O night with hue so black ! +O night , which ever art when day is not ! +O night ! O night ! alack , alack , alack ! +I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot . +And thou , O wall ! O sweet , O lovely wall ! +That stand'st between her father's ground and mine ; +Thou wall , O wall ! O sweet , and lovely wall ! +Show me thy chink to blink through with mine eyne . + +Thanks , courteous wall : Jove shield thee well for this ! +But what see I ? No Thisby do I see . +O wicked wall ! through whom I see no bliss ; +Curs'd be thy stones for thus deceiving me ! + +The wall , methinks , being sensible , should curse again . + +No , in truth , sir , he should not . 'Deceiving me ,' is Thisby's cue : she is to enter now , and I am to spy her through the wall . You shall see , it will fall pat as I told you . Yonder she comes . + + +O wall ! full often hast thou heard my moans , +For parting my fair Pyramus and me : +My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones , +Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee . + +I see a voice : now will I to the chink , +To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face . +Thisby . + +My love ! thou art my love , I think . + +Think what thou wilt , I am thy lover's grace ; +And , like Limander , am I trusty still . + +And I like Helen , till the Fates me kill . + +Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true . + +As Shafalus to Procrus , I to you . + +O ! kiss me through the hole of this vile wall . + +I kiss the wall's hole , not your lips at all + +Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway ? + +'Tide life , 'tide death , I come without delay . + + +Thus have I , Wall , my part discharged so ; +And , being done , thus Wall away doth go . + + +Now is the mural down between the two neighbours . + +No remedy , my lord , when walls are so wilful to hear without warning . + +This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard . + +The best in this kind are but shadows , and the worst are no worse , if imagination amend them . + +It must be your imagination then , and not theirs . + +If we imagine no worse of them than they of themselves , they may pass for excellent men . Here come two noble beasts in , a man and a lion . + + +You , ladies , you , whose gentle hearts do fear +The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor , +May now perchance both quake and tremble here , +When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar . +Then know that I , one Snug the joiner , am +A lion-fell , nor else no lion's dam : +For , if I should as lion come in strife +Into this place , 'twere pity on my life . + +A very gentle beast , and of a good conscience . + +The very best at a beast , my lord , that e'er I saw . + +This lion is a very fox for his valour . + +True ; and a goose for his discretion . + +Not so , my lord ; for his valour cannot carry his discretion , and the fox carries the goose . + +His discretion , I am sure , cannot carry his valour , for the goose carries not the fox . It is well : leave it to his discretion , and let us listen to the moon . + +This lanthorn doth the horned moon present ; + +He should have worn the horns on his head . + +He is no crescent , and his horns are invisible within the circumference . + +This lanthorn doth the horned moon present ; +Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be . + +This is the greatest error of all the rest . +The man should be put into the lanthorn : how is it else the man i' the moon ? + +He dares not come there for the candle ; for , you see , it is already in snuff . + +I am aweary of this moon : would he would change ! + +It appears , by his small light of discretion , that he is in the wane ; but yet , in courtesy , in all reason , we must stay the time . + +Proceed , Moon . + +All that I have to say , is , to tell you that the lanthorn is the moon ; I , the man in the moon ; this thorn-bush , my thorn-bush ; and this dog , my dog . + +Why , all these should be in the lanthorn ; for all these are in the moon . But , silence ! here comes Thisbe . + + +This is old Ninny's tomb . Where is my love ? + +Oh . + + +Well roared , Lion . + +Well run , Thisbe . + +Well shone , Moon . Truly , the moon shines with a good grace . + + +Well moused , Lion . + +And then came Pyramus . + +And so the lion vanished . + + +Sweet moon , I thank thee for thy sunny beams ; +I thank thee , moon , for shining now so bright , +For , by thy gracious , golden , glittering streams , +I trust to taste of truest Thisby's sight . + +But stay , O spite ! +But mark , poor knight , +What dreadful dole is here ! +Eyes , do you see ? +How can it be ? +O dainty duck ! O dear ! +Thy mantle good , +What ! stain'd with blood ! +Approach , ye Furies fell ! +O Fates , come , come , +Cut thread and thrum ; +Quail , crush , conclude , and quell ! + + +This passion , and the death of a dear friend , would go near to make a man look sad . + +Beshrew my heart , but I pity the man . + +O ! wherefore , Nature , didst thou lions frame ? +Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear ? +Which is no , no which was the fairest dame +That liv'd , that lov'd , that lik'd , that look'd with cheer . + + +Come tears , confound ; +Out , sword , and wound +The pap of Pyramus : +Ay , that left pap , +Where heart doth hop : +Thus die I , thus , thus , thus . + +Now am I dead , +Now am I fled ; +My soul is in the sky : +Tongue , lose thy light ! +Moon , take thy flight ! + +Now die , die , die , die , die . + +No die , but an ace , for him ; for he is but one . + +Less than an ace , man , for he is dead ; he is nothing . + +With the help of a surgeon , he might yet recover , and prove an ass . + +How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes back and finds her lover ? + +She will find him by starlight . Here she comes ; and her passion ends the play . + + +Methinks she should not use a long one for such a Pyramus : I hope she will be brief . + +A mote will turn the balance , which Pyramus , which Thisbe , is the better : he for a man , God warrant us ; she for a woman , God bless us . + +She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes . + +And thus she moans , videlicet : + + +Asleep , my love ? +What , dead , my dove ? +O Pyramus , arise ! +Speak , speak ! Quite dumb ? +Dead , dead ! A tomb +Must cover thy sweet eyes . +These lily lips , +This cherry nose , +These yellow cowslip cheeks , +Are gone , are gone : +Lovers , make moan ! +His eyes were green as leeks . +O , Sisters Three , +Come , come to me , +With hands as pale as milk ; +Lay them in gore , +Since you have shore +With shears his thread of silk . +Tongue , not a word : +Come , trusty sword : +Come , blade , my breast imbrue : + +And farewell , friends ; +Thus Thisby ends : +Adieu , adieu , adieu . + +Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead . + +Ay , and Wall too . + +No , I assure you ; the wall is down that parted their fathers . Will it please you to see the epilogue , or to hear a Bergomask dance between two of our company ? + +No epilogue , I pray you ; for your play needs no excuse . Never excuse ; for when the players are all dead , there need none to be blamed . Marry , if he that writ it had played Pyramus , and hanged himself in Thisbe's garter , it would have been a fine tragedy : and so it is , truly , and very notably discharged . But come , your Bergomask : let your epilogue alone . + +The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve ; +Lovers , to bed ; 'tis almost fairy time . +I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn , +As much as we this night have overwatch'd . +This palpable-gross play hath well beguil'd +The heavy gait of night . Sweet friends , to bed . +A fortnight hold we this solemnity , +In nightly revels , and new jollity . + +Now the hungry lion roars , +And the wolf behowls the moon ; +Whilst the heavy ploughman snores , +All with weary task fordone . +Now the wasted brands do glow , +Whilst the screech-owl , screeching loud , +Puts the wretch that lies in woe +In remembrance of a shroud . +Now it is the time of night +That the graves , all gaping wide , +Every one lets forth his sprite , +In the church-way paths to glide : +And we fairies , that do run +By the triple Hecate's team , +From the presence of the sun , +Following darkness like a dream , +Now are frolic ; not a mouse +Shall disturb this hallow'd house : +I am sent with broom before , +To sweep the dust behind the door . + + +Through the house give glimmering light +By the dead and drowsy fire ; +Every elf and fairy sprite +Hop as light as bird from brier ; +And this ditty after me +Sing and dance it trippingly . + +First , rehearse your song by rote , +To each word a warbling note : +Hand in hand , with fairy grace , +Will we sing , and bless this place . + + +Now , until the break of day , +Through this house each fairy stray . +To the best bride-bed will we , +Which by us shall blessed be ; +And the issue there create +Ever shall be fortunate . +So shall all the couples three +Ever true in loving be ; +And the blots of Nature's hand +Shall not in their issue stand : +Never mole , hare-lip , nor scar , +Nor mark prodigious , such as are +Despised in nativity , +Shall upon their children be . +With this field-dew consecrate , +Every fairy take his gait , +And each several chamber bless , +Through this palace , with sweet peace ; +Ever shall in safety rest , +And the owner of it blest . +Trip away ; +Make no stay ; +Meet me all by break of day . + + +If we shadows have offended , +Think but this , and all is mended , +That you have but slumber'd here +While these visions did appear . +And this weak and idle theme , +No more yielding but a dream , +Gentles , do not reprehend : +If you pardon , we will mend . +And , as I'm an honest Puck , +If we have unearned luck +Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue , +We will make amends ere long ; +Else the Puck a liar call : +So , good night unto you all . +Give me your hands , if we be friends , +And Robin shall restore amends . + +ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL + +In delivering my son from me , I bury a second husband . + +And I , in going , madam , weep o'er my father's death anew ; but I must attend his majesty's command , to whom I am now in ward , evermore in subjection . + +You shall find of the king a husband , madam ; you , sir , a father . He that so generally is at all times good , must of necessity hold his virtue to you , whose worthiness would stir it up where it wanted rather than lack it where there is such abundance . + +What hope is there of his majesty's amendment ? + +He hath abandoned his physicians , madam ; under whose practices he hath persecuted time with hope , and finds no other advantage in the process but only the losing of hope by time . + +This young gentlewoman had a father ,O , that 'had !' how sad a passage 'tis !whose skill was almost as great as his honesty ; had it stretched so far , would have made nature immortal , and death should have play for lack of work . Would , for the king's sake , he were living ! I think it would be the death of the king's disease . + +How called you the man you speak of , madam ? + +He was famous , sir , in his profession , and it was his great right to be so : Gerard de Narbon . + +He was excellent indeed , madam : the king very lately spoke of him admiringly and mourningly . He was skilful enough to have lived still , if knowledge could be set up against mortality . + +What is it , my good lord , the king languishes of ? + +A fistula , my lord . + +I heard not of it before . + +I would it were not notorious . Was this gentlewoman the daughter of Gerard de Narbon ? + +His sole child , my lord ; and bequeathed to my overlooking . I have those hopes of her good that her education promises : her dispositions she inherits , which makes fair gifts fairer ; for where an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities , there commendations go with pity ; they are virtues and traitors too : in her they are the better for their simpleness ; she derives her honesty and achieves her goodness . + +Your commendations , madam , get from her tears . + +'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise in . The remembrance of her father never approaches her heart but the tyranny of her sorrows takes all livelihood from her cheek . No more of this , Helena , go to , no more ; lest it be rather thought you affect a sorrow , than have it . + +I do affect a sorrow indeed , but I have it too . + +Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead , excessive grief the enemy to the living . + +If the living be enemy to the grief , the excess makes it soon mortal . + +Madam , I desire your holy wishes . + +How understand we that ? + +Be thou blest , Bertram ; and succeed thy father +In manners , as in shape ! thy blood and virtue +Contend for empire in thee ; and thy goodness +Share with thy birthright ! Love all , trust a few , +Do wrong to none : be able for thine enemy +Rather in power than use , and keep thy friend +Under thy own life's key : be check'd for silence , +But never tax'd for speech . What heaven more will +That thee may furnish , and my prayers pluck down , +Fall on thy head ! Farewell , my lord ; +'Tis an unseason'd courtier ; good my lord , +Advise him . + +He cannot want the best +That shall attend his love . + +Heaven bless him ! Farewell , Bertram . + + +The best wishes that can be forged in your thoughts be servants to you ! Be comfortable to my mother , your mistress , and make much of her . + +Farewell , pretty lady : you must hold the credit of your father . + + +O ! were that all . I think not on my father ; +And these great tears grace his remembrance more +Than those I shed for him . What was he like ? +I have forgot him : my imagination +Carries no favour in't but Bertram's . +I am undone : there is no living , none , +If Bertram be away . It were all one +That I should love a bright particular star +And think to wed it , he is so above me : +In his bright radiance and collateral light +Must I be comforted , not in his sphere . +The ambition in my love thus plagues itself : +The hind that would be mated by the lion +Must die for love . 'Twas pretty , though a plague , +To see him every hour ; to sit and draw +His arched brows , his hawking eye , his curls , +In our heart's table ; heart too capable +Of every line and trick of his sweet favour : +But now he's gone , and my idolatrous fancy +Must sanctify his reliques . Who comes here ? +One that goes with him : I love him for his sake ; +And yet I know him a notorious liar , +Think him a great way fool , solely a coward ; +Yet these fix'd evils sit so fit in him , +That they take place , when virtue's steely bones +Look bleak in the cold wind : withal , full oft we see +Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly . + + +Save you , fair queen ! + +And you , monarch ! + +No . + +And no . + +Are you meditating on virginity ? + +Ay . You have some stain of soldier in you ; let me ask you a question . Man is enemy to virginity ; how may we barricado it against him ? + +Keep him out . + +But he assails ; and our virginity , though valiant in the defence , yet is weak . Unfold to us some war-like resistance . + +There is none : man , sitting down before you , will undermine you and blow you up . + +Bless our poor virginity from underminers and blowers up ! Is there no military policy , how virgins might blow up men ? + +Virginity being blown down , man will quicklier be blown up : marry in blowing him down again , with the breach yourselves made , you lose your city . It is not politic in the commonwealth of nature to preserve virginity . Loss of virginity is rational increase , and there was never virgin got till virginity was first lost . That you were made of is metal to make virgins . Virginity , by being once lost , may be ten times found : by being ever kept , it is ever lost .'Tis too cold a companion : away with't ! + +I will stand for't a little , though therefore I die a virgin . + +There's little can be said in't ; 'tis against the rule of nature . To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers , which is most infallible disobedience . He that hangs himself is a virgin : virginity murders itself , and should be buried in highways , out of all sanctified limit , as a desperate offendress against nature . Virginity breeds mites , much like a cheese , consumes itself to the very paring , and so dies with feeding his own stomach . Besides , virginity is peevish , proud , idle , made of self-love , which is the most inhibited sin in the canon . Keep it not ; you cannot choose but lose by't ! Out with't ! within the year it will make itself two , which is a goodly increase , and the principal itself not much the worse . Away with't ! + +How might one do , sir , to lose it to her own liking ? + +Let me see : marry , ill , to like him that ne'er it likes . 'Tis a commodity that will lose the gloss with lying ; the longer kept , the less worth : off with't , while 'tis vendible ; answer the time of request . Virginity , like an old courtier , wears her cap out of fashion ; richly suited , but unsuitable : just like the brooch and the toothpick , which wear not now . Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek : and your virginity , your old virginity , is like one of our French withered pears ; it looks ill , it eats drily ; marry , 'tis a withered pear ; it was formerly better ; marry , yet 'tis a withered pear . Will you anything with it ? + +Not my virginity yet . +There shall your master have a thousand loves , +A mother , and a mistress , and a friend , +A ph nix , captain , and an enemy , +A guide , a goddess , and a sovereign , +A counsellor , a traitress , and a dear ; +His humble ambition , proud humility , +His jarring concord , and his discord dulcet , +His faith , his sweet disaster ; with a world +Of pretty , fond , adoptious christendoms , +That blinking Cupid gossips . Now shall he +I know not what he shall . God send him well ! +The court's a learning-place , and he is one + +What one , i' faith ? + +That I wish well . 'Tis pity + +What's pity ? + +That wishing well had not a body in't , +Which might be felt ; that we , the poorer born , +Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes , +Might with effects of them follow our friends , +And show what we alone must think , which never +Returns us thanks . + + +Monsieur Parolles , my lord calls for you . + + +Little Helen , farewell : if I can remember thee , I will think of thee at court . + +Monsieur Parolles , you were born under a charitable star . + +Under Mars , I . + +I especially think , under Mars . + +Why under Mars ? + +The wars have so kept you under that you must needs be born under Mars . + +When he was predominant . + +When he was retrograde , I think rather . + +Why think you so ? + +You go so much backward when you fight . + +That's for advantage . + +So is running away , when fear proposes the safety : but the composition that your valour and fear makes in you is a virtue of a good wing , and I like the wear well . + +I am so full of businesses I cannot answer thee acutely . I will return perfect courtier ; in the which , my instruction shall serve to naturalize thee , so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's counsel , and understand what advice shall thrust upon thee ; else thou diest in thine unthankfulness , and thine ignorance makes thee away : farewell . When thou hast leisure , say thy prayers ; when thou hast none , remember thy friends . Get thee a good husband , and use him as he uses thee : so , farewell . + + +Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie +Which we ascribe to heaven : the fated sky +Gives us free scope ; only doth backward pull +Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull . +What power is it which mounts my love so high ; +That makes me see , and cannot feed mine eye ? +The mightiest space in fortune nature brings +To join like likes , and kiss like native things . +Impossible be strange attempts to those +That weigh their pains in sense , and do suppose +What hath been cannot be : who ever strove +To show her merit , that did miss her love ? +The king's disease ,my project may deceive me , +But my intents are fix'd and will not leave me . + + +The Florentines and Senoys are by the ears ; +Have fought with equal fortune , and continue +A braving war . + +So 'tis reported , sir . + +Nay , 'tis most credible : we here receive it +A certainty , vouch'd from our cousin Austria , +With caution that the Florentine will move us +For speedy aid ; wherein our dearest friend +Prejudicates the business , and would seem +To have us make denial . + +His love and wisdom , +Approv'd so to your majesty , may plead +For amplest credence . + +He hath arm'd our answer , +And Florence is denied before he comes : +Yet , for our gentlemen that mean to see +The Tuscan service , freely have they leave +To stand on either part . + +It well may serve +A nursery to our gentry , who are sick +For breathing and exploit . + +What's he comes here ? + + +It is the Count Rousillon , my good lord , +Young Betram . + +Youth , thou bear'st thy father's face ; +Frank nature , rather curious than in haste , +Hath well compos'd thee . Thy father's moral parts +Mayst thou inherit too ! Welcome to Paris . + +My thanks and duty are your majesty's . + +I would I had that corporal soundness now , +As when thy father and myself in friendship +First tried our soldiership ! He did look far +Into the service of the time and was +Discipled of the bravest : he lasted long ; +But on us both did haggish age steal on , +And wore us out of act . It much repairs me +To talk of your good father . In his youth +He had the wit which I can well observe +To-day in our young lords ; but they may jest +Till their own scorn return to them unnoted +Ere they can hide their levity in honour . +So like a courtier , contempt nor bitterness +Were in his pride or sharpness ; if they were , +His equal had awak'd them ; and his honour , +Clock to itself , knew the true minute when +Exception bid him speak , and at this time +His tongue obey'd his hand : who were below him +He us'd as creatures of another place , +And bow'd his eminent top to their low ranks , +Making them proud of his humility , +In their poor praise he humbled . Such a man +Might be a copy to these younger times , +Which , follow'd well , would demonstrate them now +But goers backward . + +His good remembrance , sir , +Lies richer in your thoughts than on his tomb ; +So in approof lives not his epitaph +As in your royal speech . + +Would I were with him ! He would always say , +Methinks I hear him now : his plausive words +He scatter'd not in ears , but grafted them , +To grow there and to bear . 'Let me not live ,' +Thus his good melancholy oft began , +On the catastrophe and heel of pastime , +When it was out ,'Let me not live ,' quoth he , +'After my flame lacks oil , to be the snuff +Of younger spirits , whose apprehensive senses +All but new things disdain ; whose judgments are +Mere fathers of their garments ; whose constancies +Expire before their fashions .' This he wish'd : +I , after him , do after him wish too , +Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home , +I quickly were dissolved from my hive , +To give some labourers room . + +You are lov'd , sir ; +They that least lend it you shall lack you first . + +I fill a place , I know't . How long is't , count , +Since the physician at your father's died ? +He was much fam'd . + +Some six months since , my lord . + +If he were living , I would try him yet : +Lend me an arm : the rest have worn me out +With several applications : nature and sickness +Debate it at their leisure . Welcome , count ; +My son's no dearer . + +Thank your majesty . + + +I will now hear : what say you of this gentlewoman ? + +Madam , the care I have had to even your content , I wish might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours ; for then we wound our modesty and make foul the clearness of our deservings , when of ourselves we publish them . + +What does this knave here ? Get you gone , sirrah : the complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe : 'tis my slowness that I do not ; for I know you lack not folly to commit them , and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours . + +'Tis not unknown to you , madam , I am a poor fellow . + +Well , sir . + +No , madam , 'tis not so well that I am poor , though many of the rich are damned . But , if I may have your ladyship's good will to go to the world , Isbel the woman and I will do as we may . + +Wilt thou needs be a beggar ? + +I do beg your good will in this case . + +In what case ? + +In Isbel's case and mine own . Service is no heritage ; and I think I shall never have the blessing of God till I have issue o' my body , for they say barnes are blessings . + +Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry . + +My poor body , madam , requires it : I am driven on by the flesh ; and he must needs go that the devil drives . + +Is this all your worship's reason ? + +Faith , madam , I have other holy reasons , such as they are . + +May the world know them ? + +I have been , madam , a wicked creature , as you and all flesh and blood are ; and , indeed , I do marry that I may repent . + +Thy marriage , sooner than thy wickedness . + +I am out o' friends , madam ; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake . + +Such friends are thine enemies , knave . + +You're shallow , madam , in great friends ; for the knaves come to do that for me which I am aweary of . He that ears my land spares my team , and gives me leave to in the crop : if I be his cuckold , he's my drudge . He that comforts my wife is the cherisher of my flesh and blood ; he that cherishes my flesh and blood loves my flesh and blood ; he that loves my flesh and blood is my friend : ergo , he that kisses my wife is my friend . If men could be contented to be what they are , there were no fear in marriage ; for young Charbon the puritan , and old Poysam the papist , howsome'er their hearts are severed in religion , their heads are both one ; they may joul horns together like any deer i' the herd . + +Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave ? + +A prophet I , madam ; and I speak the truth the next way : + +For I the ballad will repeat , +Which men full true shall find ; +Your marriage comes by destiny , +Your cuckoo sings by kind . + + +Get you gone , sir : I'll talk with you more anon . + +May it please you , madam , that he bid Helen come to you : of her I am to speak . + +Sirrah , tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her ; Helen I mean . + + +Was this fair face the cause , quoth she , +Why the Grecians sacked Troy ? +Fond done , done fond , +Was this King Priam's joy ? +With that she sighed as she stood , +With that she sighed as she stood , +And gave this sentence then ; +Among nine bad if one be good , +Among nine bad if one be good , +There's yet one good in ten . + + +What ! one good in ten ? you corrupt the song , sirrah . + +One good woman in ten , madam ; which is a purifying o' the song . Would God would serve the world so all the year ! we'd find no fault with the tithe-woman if I were the parson . One in ten , quoth a' ! An we might have a good woman born but for every blazing star , or at an earthquake ,'twould mend the lottery well : a man may draw his heart out ere a' pluck one . + +You'll be gone , sir knave , and do as I command you ! + +That man should be at woman's command , and yet no hurt done ! Though honesty be no puritan , yet it will do no hurt ; it will wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart . I am going , forsooth : the business is for Helen to come hither . + + +Well , now . + +I know , madam , you love your gentlewoman entirely . + +Faith , I do : her father bequeathed her to me ; and she herself , without other advantage , may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds : there is more owing her than is paid , and more shall be paid her than she'll demand . + +Madam , I was very late more near her than I think she wished me : alone she was , and did communicate to herself her own words to her own ears ; she thought , I dare vow for her , they touched not any stranger sense . Her matter was , she loved your son : Fortune , she said , was no goddess , that had put such difference betwixt their two estates ; Love no god , that would not extend his might , only where qualities were level ; Dian no queen of virgins , that would suffer her poor knight surprised , without rescue in the first assault or ransom afterward . This she delivered in the most bitter touch of sorrow that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in ; which I held my duty speedily to acquaint you withal , sithence in the loss that may happen , it concerns you something to know it . + +You have discharged this honestly : keep it to yourself . Many likelihoods informed me of this before , which hung so tottering in the balance that I could neither believe nor misdoubt . Pray you , leave me : stall this in your bosom ; and I thank you for your honest care . I will speak with you further anon . + +Even so it was with me when I was young : +If ever we are nature's , these are ours ; this thorn +Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong ; +Our blood to us , this to our blood is born : +It is the show and seal of nature's truth , +Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth : +By our remembrances of days foregone , +Such were our faults ; or then we thought them none . + +Her eye is sick on't : I observe her now . + +What is your pleasure , madam ? + +You know , Helen , +I am a mother to you . + +Mine honourable mistress . + +Nay , a mother : +Why not a mother ? When I said , 'a mother ,' +Methought you saw a serpent : what's in 'mother' +That you start at it ? I say , I am your mother ; +And put you in the catalogue of those +That were enwombed mine : 'tis often seen +Adoption strives with nature , and choice breeds +A native slip to us from foreign seeds ; +You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan , +Yet I express to you a mother's care . +God's mercy , maiden ! does it curd thy blood +To say I am thy mother ? What's the matter , +That this distemper'd messenger of wet , +The many-colour'd Iris , rounds thine eye ? +Why ? that you are my daughter ? + +That I am not . + +I say , I am your mother . + +Pardon , madam ; +The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother : +I am from humble , he from honour'd name ; +No note upon my parents , his all noble : +My master , my dear lord he is ; and I +His servant live , and will his vassal die . +He must not be my brother . + +Nor I your mother ? + +You are my mother , madam : would you were , +So that my lord your son were not my brother , +Indeed my mother ! or were you both our mothers , +I care no more for than I do for heaven , +So I were not his sister . Can't no other , +But , I your daughter , he must be my brother ? + +Yes , Helen , you might be my daughter-in-law : +God shield you mean it not ! daughter and mother +So strive upon your pulse . What , pale again ? +My fear hath catch'd your fondness : now I see +The mystery of your loneliness , and find +Your salt tears' head : now to all sense 'tis gross +You love my son : invention is asham'd , +Against the proclamation of thy passion , +To say thou dost not : therefore tell me true ; +But tell me then , 'tis so ; for , look , thy cheeks +Confess it , th' one to th' other ; and thine eyes +See it so grossly shown in thy behaviours +That in their kind they speak it : only sin +And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue , +That truth should be suspected . Speak , is't so ? +If it be so , you have wound a goodly clew ; +If it be not , forswear't : howe'er , I charge thee , +As heaven shall work in me for thine avail , +To tell me truly . + +Good madam , pardon me ! + +Do you love my son ? + +Your pardon , noble mistress ! + +Love you my son ? + +Do not you love him , madam ? + +Go not about ; my love hath in't a bond +Whereof the world takes note : come , come , disclose +The state of your affection , for your passions +Have to the full appeach'd . + +Then , I confess , +Here on my knee , before high heaven and you +That before you , and next unto high heaven , +I love your son . +My friends were poor , but honest ; so's my love : +Be not offended , for it hurts not him +That he is lov'd of me : I follow him not +By any token of presumptuous suit ; +Nor would I have him till I do deserve him ; +Yet never know how that desert should be . +I know I love in vain , strive against hope ; +Yet , in this captious and intenible sieve +I still pour in the waters of my love , +And lack not to lose still . Thus , Indian-like , +Religious in mine error , I adore +The sun , that looks upon his worshipper , +But knows of him no more . My dearest madam , +Let not your hate encounter with my love +For loving where you do : but , if yourself , +Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth , +Did ever in so true a flame of liking +Wish chastely and love dearly , that your Dian +Was both herself and Love ; O ! then , give pity +To her , whose state is such that cannot choose +But lend and give where she is sure to lose ; +That seeks not to find that her search implies , +But , riddle-like , lives sweetly where she dies . + +Had you not lately an intent , speak truly , +To go to Paris ? + +Madam , I had . + +Wherefore ? tell true . + +I will tell truth ; by grace itself I swear . +You know my father left me some prescriptions +Of rare and prov'd effects , such as his reading +And manifest experience had collected +For general sovereignty ; and that he will'd me +In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them , +As notes whose faculties inclusive were +More than they were in note . Amongst the rest , +There is a remedy , approv'd , set down +To cure the desperate languishings whereof +The king is render'd lost . + +This was your motive +For Paris , was it ? speak . + +My lord your son made me to think of this ; +Else Paris , and the medicine , and the king , +Had from the conversation of my thoughts +Haply been absent then . + +But think you , Helen , +If you should tender your supposed aid , +He would receive it ? He and his physicians +Are of a mind ; he , that they cannot help him , +They , that they cannot help . How shall they credit +A poor unlearned virgin , when the schools , +Embowell'd of their doctrine , have left off +The danger to itself ? + +There's something in't , +More than my father's skill , which was the great'st +Of his profession , that his good receipt +Shall for my legacy be sanctified +By the luckiest stars in heaven : and , would your honour +But give me leave to try success , I'd venture +The well-lost life of mine on his Grace's cure , +By such a day , and hour . + +Dost thou believe't ? + +Ay , madam , knowingly . + +Why , Helen , thou shalt have my leave and love , +Means , and attendants , and my loving greetings +To those of mine in court . I'll stay at home +And pray God's blessing into thy attempt . +Be gone to-morrow ; and be sure of this , +What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss . + + +Farewell , young lords : these war-like principles +Do not throw from you : and you , my lords , farewell : +Share the advice betwixt you ; if both gain , all +The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis receiv'd , +And is enough for both . + +'Tis our hope , sir , +After well enter'd soldiers , to return +And find your Grace in health . + +No , no , it cannot be ; and yet my heart +Will not confess he owes the malady +That doth my life besiege . Farewell , young lords ; +Whether I live or die , be you the sons +Of worthy Frenchmen : let higher Italy +Those bated that inherit but the fall +Of the last monarchy see that you come +Not to woo honour , but to wed it ; when +The bravest questant shrinks , find what you seek +That fame may cry you loud : I say , farewell . + +Health , at your bidding , serve your majesty ! + +Those girls of Italy , take heed of them : +They say , our French lack language to deny +If they demand : beware of being captives , +Before you serve . + +Our hearts receive your warnings . + +Farewell . Come hither to me . + + +O my sweet lord , that you will stay behind us ! + +'Tis not his fault , the spark . + +O ! 'tis brave wars . + +Most admirable : I have seen those wars . + +I am commanded here , and kept a coil with +'Too young ,' and 'the next year ,' and ''tis too early .' + +An thy mind stand to't , boy , steal away bravely . + +I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock , +Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry , +Till honour be bought up and no sword worn +But one to dance with ! By heaven ! I'll steal away . + +There's honour in the theft . + +Commit it , count . + +I am your accessary ; and so farewell . + +I grow to you , and our parting is a tortured body . + +Farewell , captain . + +Sweet Monsieur Parolles ! + +Noble heroes , my sword and yours are kin . Good sparks and lustrous , a word , good metals : you shall find in the regiment of the Spinii , one Captain Spurio , with his cicatrice , an emblem of war , here on his sinister cheek : it was this very sword entrenched it : say to him , I live , and observe his reports for me + +We shall , noble captain . + + +Mars dote on you for his novices ! What will ye do ? + +Stay ; the king . + + +Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble lords ; you have restrained yourself within the list of too cold an adieu : be more expressive to them ; for they wear themselves in the cap of the time , there do muster true gait , eat , speak , and move under the influence of the most received star ; and though the devil lead the measure , such are to be followed . After them , and take a more dilated farewell . + +And I will do so . + +Worthy fellows ; and like to prove most sinewy swordmen . + +Pardon , my lord , for me and for my tidings . + +I'll fee thee to stand up . + +Then here's a man stands that has brought his pardon . +I would you had kneel'd , my lord , to ask me mercy , +And that at my bidding you could so stand up . + +I would I had ; so I had broke thy pate , +And ask'd thee mercy for't . + +Good faith , across : but , my good lord , 'tis thus ; +Will you be cur'd of your infirmity ? + +No . + +O ! will you eat no grapes , my royal fox ? +Yes , but you will my noble grapes an if +My royal fox could reach them . I have seen a medicine +That's able to breathe life into a stone , +Quicken a rock , and make you dance canary +With spritely fire and motion ; whose simple touch +Is powerful to araise King Pepin , nay , +To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand +And write to her a love-line . + +What 'her' is this ? + +Why , Doctor She . My lord , there's one arriv'd +If you will see her : now , by my faith and honour , +If seriously I may convey my thoughts +In this my light deliverance , I have spoke +With one , that in her sex , her years , profession , +Wisdom , and constancy , hath amaz'd me more +Than I dare blame my weakness . Will you see her , +For that is her demand , and know her business ? +That done , laugh well at me . + +Now , good Lafeu , +Bring in the admiration , that we with thee +May spend our wonder too , or take off thine +By wond'ring how thou took'st it . + +Nay , I'll fit you , +And not be all day neither . + + +Thus he his special nothing ever prologues . + + +Nay , come your ways . + +This haste hath wings indeed . + +Nay , come your ways ; +This is his majesty , say your mind to him : +A traitor you do look like ; but such traitors +His majesty seldom fears : I am Cressid's uncle , +That dare leave two together . Fare you well . + + +Now , fair one , does your business follow us ? + +Ay , my good lord . +Gerard de Narbon was my father ; +In what he did profess well found . + +I knew him . + +The rather will I spare my praises towards him ; +Knowing him is enough . On's bed of death +Many receipts he gave me ; chiefly one , +Which , as the dearest issue of his practice , +And of his old experience the only darling , +He bade me store up as a triple eye , +Safer than mine own two , more dear . I have so ; +And , hearing your high majesty is touch'd +With that malignant cause wherein the honour +Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power , +I come to tender it and my appliance , +With all bound humbleness . + +We thank you , maiden ; +But may not be so credulous of cure , +When our most learned doctors leave us , and +The congregated college have concluded +That labouring art can never ransom nature +From her inaidable estate ; I say we must not +So stain our judgment , or corrupt our hope , +To prostitute our past-cure malady +To empirics , or to dissever so +Our great self and our credit , to esteem +A senseless help when help past sense we deem . + +My duty then , shall pay me for my pains : +I will no more enforce mine office on you ; +Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts +A modest one , to bear me back again . + +I cannot give thee less , to be call'd grateful . +Thou thought'st to help me , and such thanks I give +As one near death to those that wish him live ; +But what at full I know , thou know'st no part , +I knowing all my peril , thou no art . + +What I can do can do no hurt to try , +Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy . +He that of greatest works is finisher +Oft does them by the weakest minister : +So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown , +When judges have been babes ; great floods have flown +From simple sources ; and great seas have dried +When miracles have by the greatest been denied . +Oft expectation fails , and most oft there +Where most it promises ; and oft it hits +Where hope is coldest and despair most fits . + +I must not hear thee : fare thee well , kind maid . +Thy pains , not us'd , must by thyself be paid : +Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward . + +Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd . +It is not so with Him that all things knows , +As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows ; +But most it is presumption in us when +The help of heaven we count the act of men . +Dear sir , to my endeavours give consent ; +Of heaven , not me , make an experiment . +I am not an impostor that proclaim +Myself against the level of mine aim ; +But know I think , and think I know most sure , +My art is not past power nor you past cure . + +Art thou so confident ? Within what space +Hop'st thou my cure ? + +The great'st grace lending grace , +Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring +Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring , +Ere twice in murk and occidental damp +Moist Hesperus hath quench'd his sleepy lamp , +Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass +Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass , +What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly , +Health shall live free , and sickness freely die . + +Upon thy certainty and confidence +What dar'st thou venture ? + +Tax of impudence , +A strumpet's boldness , a divulged shame , +Traduc'd by odious ballads : my maiden's name +Sear'd otherwise ; nay worse if worse extended +With vilest torture let my life be ended . + +Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speak , +His powerful sound within an organ weak ; +And what impossibility would slay +In common sense , sense saves another way . +Thy life is dear ; for all that life can rate +Worth name of life in thee hath estimate ; +Youth , beauty , wisdom , courage , virtue , all +That happiness and prime can happy call : +Thou this to hazard needs must intimate +Skill infinite or monstrous desperate . +Sweet practiser , thy physic I will try , +That ministers thine own death if I die . + +If I break time , or flinch in property +Of what I spoke , unpitied let me die , +And well deserv'd . Not helping , death's my fee ; +But , if I help , what do you promise me ? + +Make thy demand . + +But will you make it even ? + +Ay , by my sceptre , and my hopes of heaven . + +Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand +What husband in thy power I will command : +Exempted be from me the arrogance +To choose from forth the royal blood of France , +My low and humble name to propagate +With any branch or image of thy state ; +But such a one , thy vassal , whom I know +Is free for me to ask , thee to bestow . + +Here is my hand ; the premises observ'd , +Thy will by my performance shall be serv'd : +So make the choice of thy own time , for I , +Thy resolv'd patient , on thee still rely . +More should I question thee , and more I must , +Though more to know could not be more to trust , +From whence thou cam'st , how tended on ; but rest +Unquestion'd welcome and undoubted blest . +Give me some help here , ho ! If thou proceed +As high as word , my deed shall match thy deed . + + +Come on , sir ; I shall now put you to the height of your breeding . + +I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught . I know my business is but to the court . + +To the court ! why what place make you special , when you put off that with such contempt ? 'But to the court !' + +Truly , madam , if God have lent a man any manners , he may easily put it off at court : he that cannot make a leg , put off's cap , kiss his hand , and say nothing , has neither leg , hands , lip , nor cap ; and indeed such a fellow , to say precisely , were not for the court . But , for me , I have an answer will serve all men . + +Marry , that's a bountiful answer that fits all questions . + +It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks ; the pin-buttock , the quatch-buttock , the brawn-buttock , or any buttock . + +Will your answer serve fit to all questions ? + +As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney , as your French crown for your taffeta punk , as Tib's rush for Tom's forefinger , as a pancake for Shrove-Tuesday , a morris for Mayday , as the nail to his hole , the cuckold to his horn , as a scolding quean to a wrangling knave , as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth ; nay , as the pudding to his skin . + +Have you , I say , an answer of such fitness for all questions ? + +From below your duke to beneath your constable , it will fit any question . + +It must be an answer of most monstrous size that must fit all demands . + +But a trifle neither , in good faith , if the learned should speak truth of it . Here it is , and all that belongs to't : ask me if I am a courtier ; it shall do you no harm to learn . + +To be young again , if we could . I will be a fool in question , hoping to be the wiser by your answer . I pray you , sir , are you a courtier ? + +O Lord , sir ! there's a simple putting off . More , more , a hundred of them . + +Sir , I am a poor friend of yours , that loves you . + +O Lord , sir ! Thick , thick , spare not me . + +I think , sir , you can eat none of this homely meat . + +O Lord , sir ! Nay , put me to't , I warrant you . + +You were lately whipped , sir , as I think . + +O Lord , sir ! Spare not me . + +Do you cry , 'O Lord , sir !' at your whipping , and 'Spare not me ?' Indeed your 'O Lord , sir !' is very sequent to your whipping : you would answer very well to a whipping , if you were but bound to't . + +I ne'er had worse luck in my life in my 'O Lord , sir !' I see things may serve long , but not serve ever . + +I play the noble housewife with the time , +To entertain't so merrily with a fool . + +O Lord , sir ! why , there't serves well again . + +An end , sir : to your business . Give Helen this , +And urge her to a present answer back : +Commend me to my kinsmen and my son . +This is not much . + +Not much commendation to them . + +Not much employment for you : you understand me ? + +Most fruitfully : I am there before my legs . + +Haste you again . + + +They say miracles are past ; and we have our philosophical persons , to make modern and familiar , things supernatural and causeless . Hence is it that we make trifles of terrors , ensconcing ourselves into seeming knowledge , when we should submit ourselves to an unknown fear . + +Why , 'tis the rarest argument of wonder that hath shot out in our latter times . + +And so 'tis . + +To be relinquished of the artists , + +So I say . + +Both of Galen and Paracelsus . + +So I say . + +Of all the learned and authentic fellows , + +Right ; so I say . + +That gave him out incurable , + +Why , there 'tis ; so say I too . + +Not to be helped , + +Right ; as 'twere , a man assured of a + +Uncertain life , and sure death . + +Just , you say well : so would I have said . + +I may truly say it is a novelty to the world . + +It is , indeed : if you will have it in showing , you shall read it in what do you call there + +A showing of a heavenly effect in an earthly actor . + +That's it I would have said ; the very same . + +Why , your dolphin is not lustier : 'fore me , I speak in respect + +Nay , 'tis strange , 'tis very strange , that is the brief and the tedious of it ; and he is of a most facinorous spirit , that will not acknowledge it to be the + +Very hand of heaven + +Ay , so I say . + +In a most weak and debile minister , great power , great transcendence : which should , indeed , give us a further use to be made than alone the recovery of the king , as to be generally thankful . + +I would have said it ; you say well . Here comes the king . + + +Lustig , as the Dutchman says : I'll like a maid the better , whilst I have a tooth in my head . Why , he's able to lead her a coranto . + +Mort du vinaigre ! Is not this Helen ? + +'Fore God , I think so . + +Go , call before me all the lords in court . + +Sit , my preserver , by thy patient's side : +And with this healthful hand , whose banish'd sense +Thou hast repeal'd , a second time receive +The confirmation of my promised gift , +Which but attends thy naming . + + +Fair maid , send forth thine eye : this youthful parcel +Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing , +O'er whom both sov'reign power and father's voice +I have to use : thy frank election make ; + +Thou hast power to choose , and they none to forsake . + +To each of you one fair and virtuous mistress +Fall , when Love please ! marry , to each , but one . + +I'd give bay Curtal , and his furniture , +My mouth no more were broken than these boys' +And writ as little beard . + +Peruse them well : +Not one of those but had a noble father . + +Gentlemen , +Heaven hath through me restor'd the king to health . + +We understand it , and thank heaven for you . + +I am a simple maid ; and therein wealthiest +That I protest I simply am a maid . +Please it your majesty , I have done already : +The blushes in my cheeks thus whisper me , +'We blush , that thou shouldst choose ; but , be refus'd , +Let the white death sit on thy cheek for ever ; +We'll ne'er come there again .' + +Make choice ; and see , +Who shuns thy love , shuns all his love in me . + +Now , Dian , from thy altar do I fly , +And to imperial Love , that god most high , +Do my sighs stream . Sir , will you hear my suit ? + +And grant it . + +Thanks , sir ; all the rest is mute . + +I had rather be in this choice than throw ames-ace for my life . + +The honour , sir , that flames in your fair eyes , +Before I speak , too threateningly replies : +Love make your fortunes twenty times above +Her that so wishes , and her humble love ! + +No better , if you please . + +My wish receive , +Which great Love grant ! and so I take my leave . + +Do all they deny her ? An they were sons of mine , I'd have them whipp'd or I would send them to the Turk to make eunuchs of . + +Be not afraid that I your hand should take ; +I'll never do you wrong for your own sake : +Blessing upon your vows ! and in your bed +Find fairer fortune , if you ever wed ! + +These boys are boys of ice , they'll none have her : sure , they are bastards to the English ; the French ne'er got 'em . + +You are too young , too happy , and too good , +To make yourself a son out of my blood . + +Fair one , I think not so . + +There's one grape yet . I am sure thy father drunk wine . But if thou be'st not an ass , I am a youth of fourteen : I have known thee already . + +I dare not say I take you ; but I give +Me and my service , ever whilst I live , +Into your guiding power . This is the man . + +Why then , young Bertram , take her ; she's thy wife . + +My wife , my liege ! I shall beseech your highness +In such a business give me leave to use +The help of mine own eyes . + +Know'st thou not , Bertram , +What she has done for me ? + +Yes , my good lord ; +But never hope to know why I should marry her . + +Thou know'st she has rais'd me from my sickly bed . + +But follows it , my lord , to bring me down +Must answer for your raising ? I know her well : +She had her breeding at my father's charge . +A poor physician's daughter my wife ! Disdain +Rather corrupt me ever ! + +'Tis only title thou disdain'st in her , the which +I can build up . Strange is it that our bloods , +Of colour , weight , and heat , pour'd all together , +Would quite confound distinction , yet stand off +In differences so mighty . If she be +All that is virtuous , save what thou dislik'st , +A poor physician's daughter , thou dislik'st +Of virtue for the name ; but do not so : +From lowest place when virtuous things proceed , +The place is dignified by the doer's deed : +Where great additions swell's , and virtue none , +It is a dropsied honour . Good alone +Is good without a name : vileness is so : +The property by what it is should go , +Not by the title . She is young , wise , fair ; +In these to nature she's immediate heir , +And these breed honour : that is honour's scorn +Which challenges itself as honour's born , +And is not like the sire : honours thrive +When rather from our acts we them derive +Than our foregoers . The mere word's a slave , +Debosh'd on every tomb , on every grave +A lying trophy , and as oft is dumb +Where dust and damn'd oblivion is the tomb +Of honour'd bones indeed . What should be said ? +If thou canst like this creature as a maid , +I can create the rest : virtue and she +Is her own dower ; honour and wealth from me . + +I cannot love her , nor will strive to do't . + +Thou wrong'st thyself if thou shouldst strive to choose . + +That you are well restor'd , my lord , I'm glad : +Let the rest go . + +My honour's at the stake , which to defeat +I must produce my power . Here , take her hand , +Proud scornful boy , unworthy this good gift , +That dost in vile misprision shackle up +My love and her desert ; thou canst not dream +We , poising us in her defective scale , +Shall weigh thee to the beam ; that wilt not know , +It is in us to plant thine honour where +We please to have it grow . Check thy contempt : +Obey our will , which travails in thy good : +Believe not thy disdain , but presently +Do thine own fortunes that obedient right +Which both thy duty owes and our power claims ; +Or I will throw thee from my care for ever +Into the staggers and the careless lapse +Of youth and ignorance ; both my revenge and hate +Loosing upon thee , in the name of justice , +Without all terms of pity . Speak ; thine answer . + +Pardon , my gracious lord ; for I submit +My fancy to your eyes . When I consider +What great creation and what dole of honour +Flies where you bid it , I find that she , which late +Was in my nobler thoughts most base , is now +The praised of the king ; who , so ennobled , +Is , as 'twere , born so . + +Take her by the hand , +And tell her she is thine : to whom I promise +A counterpoise , if not to thy estate +A balance more replete . + +I take her hand . + +Good fortune and the favour of the king +Smile upon this contract ; whose ceremony +Shall seem expedient on the now-born brief , +And be perform'd to-night : the solemn feast +Shall more attend upon the coming space , +Expecting absent friends . As thou lov'st her , +Thy love's to me religious ; else , does err . + + +Do you hear , monsieur ? a word with you . + +Your pleasure , sir ? + +Your lord and master did well to make his recantation . + +Recantation ! My lord ! my master ! + +Ay ; is it not a language I speak ? + +A most harsh one , and not to be understood without bloody succeeding . My master ! + +Are you companion to the Count Rousillon ? + +To any count ; to all counts ; to what is man . + +To what is count's man : count's master is of another style . + +You are too old , sir ; let it satisfy you , you are too old . + +I must tell thee , sirrah , I write man ; to which title age cannot bring thee . + +What I dare too well do , I dare not do . + +I did think thee , for two ordinaries , to be a pretty wise fellow : thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel ; it might pass : yet the scarfs and the bannerets about thee did manifoldly dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden . I have now found thee ; when I lose thee again , I care not ; yet art thou good for nothing but taking up , and that thou'rt scarce worth . + +Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee , + +Do not plunge thyself too far in anger , lest thou hasten thy trial ; which if Lord have mercy on thee for a hen ! So , my good window of lattice , fare thee well : thy casement I need not open , for I look through thee . Give me thy hand . + +My lord , you give me most egregious indignity . + +Ay , with all my heart ; and thou art worthy of it . + +I have not , my lord , deserved it . + +Yes , good faith , every dram of it ; and I will not bate thee a scruple . + +Well , I shall be wiser . + +E'en as soon as thou canst , for thou hast to pull at a smack o' the contrary . If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf and beaten , thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage . I have a desire to hold my acquaintance with thee , or rather my knowledge , that I may say in the default , he is a man I know . + +My lord , you do me most insupportable vexation . + +I would it were hell-pains for thy sake , and my poor doing eternal : for doing I am past ; as I will by thee , in what motion age will give me leave . + + +Well , thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me ; scurvy , old , filthy , scurvy lord ! Well , I must be patient ; there is no fettering of authority . I'll beat him , by my life , if I can meet him with any convenience , an he were double and double a lord . I'll have no more pity of his age than I would have of I'll beat him , an if I could but meet him again ! + + +Sirrah , your lord and master's married ; there's news for you : you have a new mistress . + +I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make some reservation of your wrongs : he is my good lord : whom I serve above is my master . + +Who ? God ? + +Ay , sir . + +The devil it is that's thy master . Why dost thou garter up thy arms o' this fashion ? dost make hose of thy sleeves ? do other servants so ? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands . By mine honour , if I were but two hours younger , I'd beat thee : methinks thou art a general offence , and every man should beat thee : I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee . + +This is hard and undeserved measure , my lord . + +Go to , sir ; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel out of a pomegranate ; you are a vagabond and no true traveller : you are more saucy with lords and honourable personages than the heraldry of your birth and virtue gives you commission . You are not worth another word , else I'd call you knave . I leave you . + + +Good , very good ; it is so then : good , very good . Let it be concealed awhile . + + +Undone , and forfeited to cares for ever ! + +What is the matter , sweet heart ? + +Although before the solemn priest I have sworn , +I will not bed her . + +What , what , sweet heart ? + +O my Parolles , they have married me ! +I'll to the Tuscan wars , and never bed her . + +France is a dog-hole , and it no more merits +The tread of a man's foot . To the wars ! + +There's letters from my mother : what the import is +I know not yet . + +Ay , that would be known . To the wars , my boy ! to the wars ! +He wears his honour in a box , unseen , +That hugs his kicky-wicky here at home , +Spending his manly marrow in her arms , +Which should sustain the bound and high curvet +Of Mars's fiery steed . To other regions ! +France is a stable ; we that dwell in't jades ; +Therefore , to the war ! + +It shall be so : I'll send her to my house , +Acquaint my mother with my hate to her , +And wherefore I am fled ; write to the king +That which I durst not speak : his present gift +Shall furnish me to those Italian fields , +Where noble fellows strike . War is no strife +To the dark house and the detested wife . + +Will this capriccio hold in thee ? art sure ? + +Go with me to my chamber , and advise me . +I'll send her straight away : to-morrow +I'll to the wars , she to her single sorrow . + +Why , these balls bound ; there's noise in it . 'Tis hard : +A young man married is a man that's marr'd : +Therefore away , and leave her bravely ; go : +The king has done you wrong : but , hush ! 'tis so . + + +My mother greets me kindly : is she well ? + +She is not well ; but yet she has her health ; she's very merry ; but yet she is not well : but thanks be given , she's very well , and wants nothing i' the world ; but yet she is not well . + +If she be very well , what does she ail that she's not very well ? + +Truly , she's very well indeed , but for two things . + +What two things ? + +One , that she's not in heaven , whither +God send her quickly ! the other , that she's in earth , from whence God send her quickly ! + + +Bless you , my fortunate lady ! + +I hope , sir , I have your good will to have mine own good fortunes . + +You had my prayers to lead them on ; and to keep them on , have them still . O ! my knave , how does my old lady ? + +So that you had her wrinkles , and I her money , I would she did as you say . + +Why , I say nothing . + +Marry , you are the wiser man ; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing . To say nothing , to do nothing , to know nothing , and to have nothing , is to be a great part of your title ; which is within a very little of nothing . + +Away ! thou'rt a knave . + +You should have said , sir , before a knave thou'rt a knave ; that is , before me thou'rt a knave : this had been truth , sir . + +Go to , thou art a witty fool ; I have found thee . + +Did you find me in yourself , sir ? or were you taught to find me ? The search , sir , was profitable ; and much fool may you find in you , even to the world's pleasure and the increase of laughter . + +A good knave , i' faith , and well fed . +Madam , my lord will go away to-night ; +A very serious business calls on him . +The great prerogative and rite of love , +Which , as your due , time claims , he does acknowledge , +But puts it off to a compell'd restraint ; +Whose want , and whose delay , is strew'd with sweets , +Which they distil now in the curbed time , +To make the coming hour o'erflow with joy , +And pleasure drown the brim . + +What's his will else ? + +That you will take your instant leave o' the king , +And make this haste as your own good proceeding , +Strengthen'd with what apology you think +May make it probable need . + +What more commands he ? + +That , having this obtain'd , you presently +Attend his further pleasure . + +In everything I wait upon his will . + +I shall report it so . + +I pray you . Come , sirrah . + + +But I hope your lordship thinks not him a soldier . + +Yes , my lord , and of very valiant approof . + +You have it from his own deliverance . + +And by other warranted testimony . + +Then my dial goes not true : I took this lark for a bunting . + +I do assure you , my lord , he is very great in knowledge , and accordingly valiant . + +I have then sinned against his experience and transgressed against his valour ; and my state that way is dangerous , since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent . Here he comes ; I pray you , make us friends ; I will pursue the amity . + + +These things shall be done , sir . + +Pray you , sir , who's his tailor ? + +Sir ? + +O ! I know him well . Ay , sir ; he , sir , is a good workman , a very good tailor . + +Is she gone to the king ? + +She is . + +Will she away to-night ? + +As you'll have her . + +I have writ my letters , casketed my treasure , +Given orders for our horses ; and to-night , +When I should take possession of the bride , +End ere I do begin . + +A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner ; but one that lies three thirds , and uses a known truth to pass a thousand nothings with , should be once heard and thrice beaten . God save you , captain . + +Is there any unkindness between my lord and you , monsieur ? + +I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's displeasure . + +You have made shift to run into't , boots and spurs and all , like him that leaped into the custard ; and out of it you'll run again , rather than suffer question for your residence . + +It may be you have mistaken him , my lord . + +And shall do so ever , though I took him at his prayers . Fare you well , my lord ; and believe this of me , there can be no kernel in this light nut ; the soul of this man is his clothes . Trust him not in matter of heavy consequence ; I have kept of them tame , and know their natures . Farewell , monsieur : I have spoken better of you than you have or will to deserve at my hand ; but we must do good against evil . + + +An idle lord , I swear . + +I think not so . + +Why , do you not know him ? + +Yes , I do know him well ; and common speech +Gives him a worthy pass . Here comes my clog . + + +I have , sir , as I was commanded from you , +Spoke with the king , and have procur'd his leave +For present parting ; only , he desires +Some private speech with you . + +I shall obey his will . +You must not marvel , Helen , at my course , +Which holds not colour with the time , nor does +The ministration and required office +On my particular : prepar'd I was not +For such a business ; therefore am I found +So much unsettled . This drives me to entreat you +That presently you take your way for home ; +And rather muse than ask why I entreat you ; +For my respects are better than they seem , +And my appointments have in them a need +Greater than shows itself at the first view +To you that know them not . This to my mother . + +'Twill be two days ere I shall see you , so +I leave you to your wisdom . + +Sir , I can nothing say , +But that I am your most obedient servant . + +Come , come , no more of that . + +And ever shall +With true observance seek to eke out that +Wherein toward me my homely stars have fail'd +To equal my great fortune . + +Let that go : +My haste is very great . Farewell : hie home . + +Pray sir , your pardon . + +Well , what would you say ? + +I am not worthy of the wealth I owe , +Nor dare I say 'tis mine , and yet it is ; +But , like a timorous thief , most fain would steal +What law does vouch mine own . + +What would you have ? + +Something , and scarce so much : nothing , indeed . +I would not tell you what I would , my lord : +Faith , yes ; +Strangers and foes do sunder , and not kiss . + +I pray you , stay not , but in haste to horse . + +I shall not break your bidding , good my lord . + +Farewell . + +Go thou toward home ; where I will never come +Whilst I can shake my sword or hear the drum . +Away ! and for our flight . + +Bravely , coragio ! + +So that from point to point now have you heard +The fundamental reasons of this war , +Whose great decision hath much blood let forth , +And more thirsts after . + +Holy seems the quarrel +Upon your Grace's part ; black and fearful +On the opposer . + +Therefore we marvel much our cousin France +Would in so just a business shut his bosom +Against our borrowing prayers . + +Good my lord , +The reasons of our state I cannot yield , +But like a common and an outward man , +That the great figure of a council frames +By self-unable motion : therefore dare not +Say what I think of it , since I have found +Myself in my incertain grounds to fail +As often as I guess'd . + +Be it his pleasure . + +But I am sure the younger of our nature , +That surfeit on their ease , will day by day +Come here for physic . + +Welcome shall they be , +And all the honours that can fly from us +Shall on them settle . You know your places well ; +When better fall , for your avails they fell . +To-morrow to the field . + + +It hath happened all as I would have had it , save that he comes not along with her . + +By my troth , I take my young lord to be a very melancholy man . + +By what observance , I pray you ? + +Why , he will look upon his boot and sing ; mend the ruff and sing ; ask questions and sing ; pick his teeth and sing . I know a man that had this trick of melancholy sold a goodly manor for a song . + +Let me see what he writes , and when he means to come . + +I have no mind to Isbel since I was at court . Our old ling and our Isbels o' the country are nothing like your old ling and your Isbels o' the court : the brains of my Cupid's knocked out , and I begin to love , as an old man loves money , with no stomach . + +What have we here ? + +E'en that you have there . + + +I have sent you a daughter-in-law : she hath recovered the king , and undone me . I have wedded her , not bedded her ; and sworn to make the 'not' eternal . You shall hear I am ran away : know it before the report come . If there be breadth enough in the world , I will hold a long distance . My duty to you . +Your unfortunate son , +This is not well : rash and unbridled boy , +To fly the favours of so good a king ! +To pluck his indignation on thy head +By the misprising of a maid too virtuous +For the contempt of empire ! + + +O madam ! yonder is heavy news within between two soldiers and my young lady . + +What is the matter ? + +Nay , there is some comfort in the news , some comfort ; your son will not be killed so soon as I thought he would . + +Why should he be killed ? + +So say I , madam , if he run away , as I hear he does : the danger is in standing to't ; that's the loss of men , though it be the getting of children . Here they come will tell you more ; for my part , I only hear your son was run away . + +Save you , good madam . + +Madam , my lord is gone , for ever gone . + +Do not say so . + +Think upon patience . Pray you , gentlemen , +I have felt so many quirks of joy and grief , +That the first face of neither , on the start , +Can woman me unto 't : where is my son , I pray you ? + +Madam , he's gone to serve the Duke of Florence : +We met him thitherward ; for thence we came , +And , after some dispatch in hand at court , +Thither we bend again . + +Look on his letter , madam ; here's my passport . +When thou canst get the ring upon my finger , which never shall come off , and show me a child begotten of thy body that I am father to , then call me husband : but in such a 'then' I write a 'never .' +This is a dreadful sentence . + +Brought you this letter , gentlemen ? + +Ay , madam ; +And for the contents' sake are sorry for our pains . + +I prithee , lady , have a better cheer ; +If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine , +Thou robb'st me of a moiety : he was my son , +But I do wash his name out of my blood , +And thou art all my child . Towards Florence is he ? + +Ay , madam . + +And to be a soldier ? + +Such is his noble purpose ; and , believe't , +The duke will lay upon him all the honour +That good convenience claims . + +Return you thither ? + +Ay , madam , with the swiftest wing of speed . + +Till I have no wife , I have nothing in France . +'Tis bitter . + +Find you that there ? + +Ay , madam . + +'Tis but the boldness of his hand , haply , which his heart was not consenting to . + +Nothing in France until he have no wife ! +There's nothing here that is too good for him +But only she ; and she deserves a lord +That twenty such rude boys might tend upon , +And call her hourly mistress . Who was with him ? + +A servant only , and a gentleman +Which I have some time known . + +Parolles , was it not ? + +Ay , my good lady , he . + +A very tainted fellow , and full of wickedness . +My son corrupts a well-derived nature +With his inducement . + +Indeed , good lady , +The fellow has a deal of that too much , +Which holds him much to have . + +Y'are welcome , gentlemen . +I will entreat you , when you see my son , +To tell him that his sword can never win +The honour that he loses : more I'll entreat you +Written to bear along . + +We serve you , madam , +In that and all your worthiest affairs . + +Not so , but as we change our courtesies . +Will you draw near ? + + +'Till I have no wife , I have nothing in France .' +Nothing in France until he has no wife ! +Thou shalt have none , Rousillon , none in France ; +Then hast thou all again . Poor lord ! is't I +That chase thee from thy country , and expose +Those tender limbs of thine to the event +Of the non-sparing war ? and is it I +That drive thee from the sportive court , where thou +Wast shot at with fair eyes , to be the mark +Of smoky muskets ? O you leaden messengers , +That ride upon the violent speed of fire , +Fly with false aim ; move the still-piecing air , +That sings with piercing ; do not touch my lord ! +Whoever shoots at him , I set him there ; +Whoever charges on his forward breast , +I am the caitiff that do hold him to't ; +And , though I kill him not , I am the cause +His death was so effected : better 'twere +I met the ravin lion when he roar'd +With sharp constraint of hunger ; better 'twere +That all the miseries which nature owes +Were mine at once . No , come thou home , Rousillon , +Whence honour but of danger wins a scar , +As oft it loses all : I will be gone ; +My being here it is that holds thee hence : +Shall I stay here to do't ? no , no , although +The air of paradise did fan the house , +And angels offic'd all : I will be gone , +That pitiful rumour may report my flight , +To consolate thine ear . Come , night ; end , day ! +For with the dark , poor thief , I'll steal away . + + +The general of our horse thou art ; and we , +Great in our hope , lay our best love and credence +Upon thy promising fortune . + +Sir , it is +A charge too heavy for my strength , but yet +We'll strive to bear it for your worthy sake +To the extreme edge of hazard . + +Then go thou forth , +And fortune play upon thy prosp'rous helm +As thy auspicious mistress ! + +This very day , +Great Mars , I put myself into thy file : +Make me but like my thoughts , and I shall prove +A lover of thy drum , hater of love . + + +Alas ! and would you take the letter of her ? +Might you not know she would do as she has done , +By sending me a letter ? Read it again . + +I am Saint Jaques' pilgrim , thither gone : + +Ambitious love hath so in me offended +That bare-foot plod I the cold ground upon +With sainted vow my faults to have amended . +Write , write , that from the bloody course of war , +My dearest master , your dear son , may hie : +Bless him at home in peace , whilst I from far +His name with zealous fervour sanctify : +His taken labours bid him me forgive ; +I , his despiteful Juno , sent him forth +From courtly friends , with camping foes to live , +Where death and danger dog the heels of worth : +He is too good and fair for Death and me ; +Whom I myself embrace , to set him free . + + +Ah , what sharp stings are in her mildest words ! +Rinaldo , you did never lack advice so much , +As letting her pass so : had I spoke with her , +I could have well diverted her intents , +Which thus she hath prevented . + +Pardon me , madam : +If I had given you this at over-night +She might have been o'erta'en ; and yet she writes , +Pursuit would be but vain . + +What angel shall +Bless this unworthy husband ? he cannot thrive , +Unless her prayers , whom heaven delights to hear , +And loves to grant , reprieve him from the wrath +Of greatest justice . Write , write , Rinaldo , +To this unworthy husband of his wife ; +Let every word weigh heavy of her worth +That he does weigh too light : my greatest grief , +Though little he do feel it , set down sharply . +Dispatch the most convenient messenger : +When haply he shall hear that she is gone , +He will return ; and hope I may that she , +Hearing so much , will speed her foot again , +Led hither by pure love . Which of them both +Is dearest to me I have no skill in sense +To make distinction . Provide this messenger . +My heart is heavy and mine age is weak ; +Grief would have tears , and sorrow bids me speak . + + +Nay , come ; for if they do approach the city we shall lose all the sight . + +They say the French Count has done most honourable service . + +It is reported that he has taken their greatest commander , and that with his own hand he slew the duke's brother . We have lost our labour ; they are gone a contrary way : hark ! you may know by their trumpets . + +Come ; let's return again , and suffice ourselves with the report of it . Well , Diana , take heed of this French earl : the honour of a maid is her name , and no legacy is so rich as honesty . + +I have told my neighbour how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion . + +I know that knave ; hang him ! one Parolles : a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl . Beware of them , Diana ; their promises , enticements , oaths , tokens , and all these engines of lust , are not the things they go under : many a maid hath been seduced by them ; and the misery is , example , that so terrible shows in the wrack of maidenhood , cannot for all that dissuade succession , but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them . I hope I need not to advise you further ; but I hope your own grace will keep you where you are , though there were no further danger known but the modesty which is so lost . + +You shall not need to fear me . + +I hope so . Look , here comes a pilgrim : +I know she will lie at my house ; thither they send one another . I'll question her . + +God save you , pilgrim ! whither are you bound ? + +To Saint Jaques le Grand . +Where do the palmers lodge , I do beseech you ? + +At the Saint Francis , here beside the port . + +Is this the way ? + +Ay , marry , is't . Hark you ! + +They come this way . If you will tarry , holy pilgrim , +But till the troops come by , +I will conduct you where you shall be lodg'd : +The rather , for I think I know your hostess +As ample as myself . + +Is it yourself ? + +If you shall please so , pilgrim . + +I thank you , and will stay upon your leisure . + +You came , I think , from France ? + +I did so . + +Here you shall see a countryman of yours +That has done worthy service . + +His name , I pray you . + +The Count Rousillon : know you such a one ? + +But by the ear , that hears most nobly of him ; +His face I know not . + +Whatsoe'er he is , +He's bravely taken here . He stole from France , +As 'tis reported , for the king had married him +Against his liking . Think you it is so ? + +Ay , surely , mere the truth : I know his lady . + +There is a gentleman that serves the count +Reports but coarsely of her . + +What's his name ? + +Monsieur Parolles . + +O ! I believe with him , +In argument of praise , or to the worth +Of the great count himself , she is too mean +To have her name repeated : all her deserving +Is a reserved honesty , and that +I have not heard examin'd . + +Alas , poor lady ! +'Tis a hard bondage to become the wife +Of a detesting lord . + +Ay , right ; good creature , wheresoe'er she is , +Her heart weighs sadly . This young maid might do her +A shrewd turn if she pleas'd . + +How do you mean ? +May be the amorous count solicits her +In the unlawful purpose . + +He does , indeed ; +And brokes with all that can in such a suit +Corrupt the tender honour of a maid : +But she is arm'd for him and keeps her guard +In honestest defence . + +The gods forbid else ! + + +So , now they come . +That is Antonio , the duke's eldest son ; +That , Escalus . + +Which is the Frenchman ? + +He ; +That with the plume : 'tis a most gallant fellow ; +I would he lov'd his wife . If he were honester , +He were much goodlier ; is't not a handsome gentleman ? + +I like him well . + +'Tis pity he is not honest . Yond's that same knave +That leads him to these places : were I his lady +I would poison that vile rascal . + +Which is he ? + +That jack-an-apes with scarfs . Why is he melancholy ? + +Perchance he's hurt i' the battle . + +Lose our drum ! well . + +He's shrewdly vexed at something . +Look , he has spied us . + +Marry , hang you ! + +And your courtesy , for a ring-carrier ! + + +The troop is past . Come , pilgrim , I will bring you +Where you shall host : of enjoin'd penitents +There's four or five , to great Saint Jaques bound , +Already at my house . + +I humbly thank you . +Please it this matron and this gentle maid +To eat with us to-night , the charge and thanking +Shall be for me ; and , to requite you further , +I will bestow some precepts of this virgin +Worthy the note . + +We'll take your offer kindly . + + +Nay , good my lord , put him to't : let him have his way . + +If your lordship find him not a hilding , hold me no more in your respect . + +On my life , my lord , a bubble . + +Do you think I am so far deceived in him ? + +Believe it , my lord , in mine own direct knowledge , without any malice , but to speak of him as my kinsman , he's a most notable coward , an infinite and endless liar , an hourly promise-breaker , the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment . + +It were fit you knew him ; lest , reposing too far in his virtue , which he hath not , he might at some great and trusty business in a main danger fail you . + +I would I knew in what particular action to try him . + +None better than to let him fetch off his drum , which you hear him so confidently undertake to do . + +I , with a troop of Florentines , will suddenly surprise him : such I will have whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy . We will bind and hood wink him so , that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries , when we bring him to our own tents . Be but your lordship present at his examination : if he do not , for the promise of his life and in the highest compulsion of base fear , offer to betray you and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you , and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath , never trust my judgment in anything . + +O ! for the love of laughter , let him fetch his drum : he says he has a stratagem for't . When your lordship sees the bottom of his success in't , and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted , if you give him not John Drum's entertainment , your inclining cannot be removed . Here he comes . + +O ! for the love of laughter , hinder not the honour of his design : let him fetch off his drum in any hand . + + +How now , monsieur ! this drum sticks sorely in your disposition . + +A pox on't ! let it go : 'tis but a drum . + +'But a drum !' Is't 'but a drum ?' A drum so lost ! There was excellent command , to charge in with our horse upon our own wings , and to rend our own soldiers ! + +That was not to be blamed in the command of the service : it was a disaster of war that C sar himself could not have prevented if he had been there to command . + +Well , we cannot greatly condemn our success : some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum ; but it is not to be recovered . + +It might have been recovered . + +It might ; but it is not now . + +It is to be recovered . But that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer , I would have that drum or another , or hic jacet . + +Why , if you have a stomach to't , monsieur , if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into its native quarter , be magnanimous in the enterprise and go on ; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit : if you speed well in it , the duke shall both speak of it , and extend to you what further becomes his greatness , even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness . + +By the hand of a soldier , I will undertake it . + +But you must not now slumber in it . + +I'll about it this evening : and I will presently pen down my dilemmas , encourage myself in my certainty , put myself into my mortal preparation , and by midnight look to hear further from me . + +May I be bold to acquaint his Grace you are gone about it ? + +I know not what the success will be , my lord ; but the attempt I vow . + +I know thou'rt valiant ; and , to the possibility of thy soldiership , will subscribe for thee . Farewell . + +I love not many words . + + +No more than a fish loves water . Is not this a strange fellow , my lord , that so confidently seems to undertake this business , which he knows is not to be done ; damns himself to do , and dares better be damned than to do't ? + +You do not know him , my lord , as we do : certain it is , that he will steal himself into a man's favour , and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries ; but when you find him out you have him ever after . + +Why , do you think he will make no deed at all of this that so seriously he does address himself unto ? + +None in the world ; but return with an invention and clap upon you two or three probable lies . But we have almost embossed him , you shall see his fall to-night ; for , indeed , he is not for your lordship's respect . + +We'll make you some sport with the fox ere we case him . He was first smoked by the old Lord Lafeu : when his disguise and he is parted , tell me what a sprat you shall find him ; which you shall see this very night . + +I must go look my twigs : he shall be caught . + +Your brother he shall go along with me . + +As't please your lordship : I'll leave you . + + +Now will I lead you to the house , and show you +The lass I spoke of . + +But you say she's honest . + +That's all the fault . I spoke with her but once , +And found her wondrous cold ; but I sent to her , +By this same coxcomb that we have i' the wind , +Tokens and letters which she did re-send ; +And this is all I have done . She's a fair creature ; +Will you go see her ? + +With all my heart , my lord . + + +If you misdoubt me that I am not she , +I know not how I shall assure you further , +But I shall lose the grounds I work upon . + +Though my estate be fall'n , I was well born , +Nothing acquainted with these businesses ; +And would not put my reputation now +In any staining act . + +Nor would I wish you . +First , give me trust , the county is my husband , +And what to your sworn counsel I have spoken +Is so from word to word ; and then you cannot , +By the good aid that I of you shall borrow , +Err in bestowing it . + +I should believe you : +For you have show'd me that which well approves +You're great in fortune . + +Take this purse of gold , +And let me buy your friendly help thus far , +Which I will over-pay and pay again +When I have found it . The county woos your daughter , +Lays down his wanton siege before her beauty , +Resolv'd to carry her : let her in fine consent , +As we'll direct her how 'tis best to bear it . +Now , his important blood will nought deny +That she'll demand : a ring the county wears , +That down ward hath succeeded in his house +From son to son , some four or five descents +Since the first father wore it : this ring he holds +In most rich choice ; yet , in his idle fire , +To buy his will , it would not seem too dear , +Howe'er repented after . + +Now I see +The bottom of your purpose . + +You see it lawful then . It is no more , +But that your daughter , ere she seems as won , +Desires this ring , appoints him an encounter , +In fine , delivers me to fill the time , +Herself most chastely absent . After this , +To marry her , I'll add three thousand crowns +To what is past already . + +I have yielded . +Instruct my daughter how she shall persever , +That time and place with this deceit so lawful +May prove coherent . Every night he comes +With musics of all sorts and songs compos'd +To her unworthiness : it nothing steads us +To chide him from our eaves , for he persists +As if his life lay on't . + +Why then to-night +Let us assay our plot ; which , if it speed , +Is wicked meaning in a lawful deed , +And lawful meaning in a lawful act , +Where both not sin , and yet a sinful fact . +But let's about it . + +He can come no other way but by this hedge-corner . When you sally upon him , speak what terrible language you will : though you understand it not yourselves , no matter ; for we must not seem to understand him , unless some one among us , whom we must produce for an interpreter . + +Good captain , let me be the interpreter . + +Art not acquainted with him ? knows he not thy voice ? + +No , sir , I warrant you . + +But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to us again ? + +Even such as you speak to me . + +He must think us some band of strangers i' the adversary's entertainment . Now , he hath a smack of all neighbouring languages ; therefore we must every one be a man of his own fancy , not to know what we speak one to another ; so we seem to know , is to know straight our purpose : chough's language , gabble enough , and good enough . As for you , interpreter , you must seem very politic . But couch , ho ! here he comes , to beguile two hours in a sleep , and then to return and swear the lies he forges . + + +Ten o'clock : within these three hours 'twill be time enough to go home . What shall I say I have done ? It must be a very plausive invention that carries it . They begin to smoke me , and disgraces have of late knocked too often at my door . I find my tongue is too foolhardy ; but my heart hath the fear of Mars before it and of his creatures , not daring the reports of my tongue . + +This is the first truth that e'er thine own tongue was guilty of . + +What the devil should move me to undertake the recovery of this drum , being not ignorant of the impossibility , and knowing I had no such purpose ? I must give myself some hurts and say I got them in exploit . Yet slight ones will not carry it : they will say , 'Came you off with so little ?' and great ones I dare not give . Wherefore , what's the instance ? Tongue , I must put you into a butter-woman's mouth , and buy myself another of Bajazet's mute , if you prattle me into these perils . + +Is it possible he should know what he is , and be that he is ? + +I would the cutting of my garments would serve the turn or the breaking of my Spanish sword . + +We cannot afford you so . + +Or the baring of my beard , and to say it was in stratagem . + +'Twould not do . + +Or to drown my clothes , and say I was stripped . + +Hardly serve . + +Though I swore I leaped from the window of the citadel + +How deep ? + +Thirty fathom . + +Three great oaths would scarce make that be believed . + +I would I had any drum of the enemy's : +I would swear I recovered it . + +Thou shalt hear one anon . + +A drum now of the enemy's ! + + +Throca movousus , cargo , cargo , cargo . + +Cargo , cargo , villianda par corbo , cargo . + + +O ! ransom , ransom ! Do not hide mine eyes . + +Boskos thromuldo boskos . + +I know you are the Muskos' regiment ; +And I shall lose my life for want of language . +If there be here German , or Dane , low Dutch , +Italian , or French , let him speak to me : +I will discover that which shall undo +The Florentine . + +Boskos vauvado : +I understand thee , and can speak thy tongue : +Kerelybonto : Sir , +Betake thee to thy faith , for seventeen poniards +Are at thy bosom . + +O ! + +O ! pray , pray , pray . +Manka revania dulche . + +Oscorbidulchos volivorco . + +The general is content to spare thee yet ; +And , hoodwink'd as thou art , will lead thee on +To gather from thee : haply thou may'st inform +Something to save thy life . + +O ! let me live , +And all the secrets of our camp I'll show , +Their force , their purposes ; nay , I'll speak that +Which you will wonder at . + +But wilt thou faithfully ? + +If I do not , damn me . + +Acordo linta . +Come on ; thou art granted space . + + +Go , tell the Count Rousillon , and my brother , +We have caught the woodcock , and will keep him muffled +Till we do hear from them . + +Captain , I will . + +A' will betray us all unto ourselves : +Inform on that . + +So I will , sir . + +Till then , I'll keep him dark and safely lock'd . + + +They told me that your name was Fontibell . + +No , my good lord , Diana . + +Titled goddess ; +And worth it , with addition ! But , fair soul , +In your fine frame hath love no quality ? +If the quick fire of youth light not your mind , +You are no maiden , but a monument : +When you are dead , you should be such a one +As you are now , for you are cold and stern ; +And now you should be as your mother was +When your sweet self was got . + +She then was honest . + +So should you be . + +No : +My mother did but duty ; such , my lord , +As you owe to your wife . + +No more o' that ! +I prithee do not strive against my vows . +I was compell'd to her ; but I love thee +By love's own sweet constraint , and will for ever +Do thee all rights of service . + +Ay , so you serve us +Till we serve you ; but when you have our roses , +You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves +And mock us with our bareness . + +How have I sworn ! + +'Tis not the many oaths that make the truth , +But the plain single vow that is vow'd true . +What is not holy , that we swear not by , +But take the Highest to witness : then , pray you , tell me , +If I should swear by God's great attributes +I lov'd you dearly , would you believe my oaths , +When I did love you ill ? this has no holding , +To swear by him whom I protest to love , +That I will work against him : therefore your oaths +Are words and poor conditions , but unseal'd ; +At least in my opinion . + +Change it , change it . +Be not so holy-cruel : love is holy ; +And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts +That you do charge men with . Stand no more off , +But give thyself unto my sick desires , +Who then recover : say thou art mine , and ever +My love as it begins shall so persever . + +I see that men make ropes in such a scarr +That we'll forsake ourselves . Give me that ring . + +I'll lend it thee , my dear ; but have no power +To give it from me . + +Will you not , my lord ? + +It is an honour 'longing to our house , +Bequeathed down from many ancestors , +Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world +In me to lose . + +Mine honour's such a ring : +My chastity's the jewel of our house , +Bequeathed down from many ancestors , +Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world +In me to lose . Thus your own proper wisdom +Brings in the champion honour on my part +Against your vain assault . + +Here , take my ring : +My house , mine honour , yea , my life , be thine , +And I'll be bid by thee . + +When midnight comes , knock at my chamber-window : +I'll order take my mother shall not hear . +Now will I charge you in the band of truth , +When you have conquer'd my yet maiden bed , +Remain there but an hour , nor speak to me . +My reasons are most strong ; and you shall know them +When back again this ring shall be deliver'd : +And on your finger in the night I'll put +Another ring , that what in time proceeds +May token to the future our past deeds . +Adieu , till then ; then , fail not . You have won +A wife of me , though there my hope be done . + +A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee . + + +For which live long to thank both heaven and me ! +You may so in the end . +My mother told me just how he would woo +As if she sat in 's heart ; she says all men +Have the like oaths : he had sworn to marry me +When his wife's dead ; therefore I'll lie with him +When I am buried . Since Frenchmen are so braid , +Marry that will , I live and die a maid : +Only in this disguise I think't no sin +To cozen him that would unjustly win . + + +You have not given him his mother's letter ? + +I have delivered it an hour since : there is something in't that stings his nature , for on the reading it he changed almost into another man . + +He has much worthy blame laid upon him for shaking off so good a wife and so sweet a lady . + +Especially he hath incurred the everlasting displeasure of the king , who had even tuned his bounty to sing happiness to him . I will tell you a thing , but you shall let it dwell darkly with you . + +When you have spoken it , 'tis dead , and I am the grave of it . + +He hath perverted a young gentlewoman here in Florence , of a most chaste renown ; and this night he fleshes his will in the spoil of her honour : he hath given her his monumental ring , and thinks himself made in the unchaste composition . + +Now , God delay our rebellion ! as we are ourselves , what things are we ! + +Merely our own traitors : and as in the common course of all treasons , we still see them reveal themselves , till they attain to their abhorred ends , so he that in this action contrives against his own nobility , in his proper stream o'erflows himself . + +Is it not most damnable in us , to be trumpeters of our unlawful intents ? We shall not then have his company to-night ? + +Not till after midnight , for he is dieted to his hour . + +That approaches apace : I would gladly have him see his company anatomized , that he might take a measure of his own judgments , wherein so curiously he had set this counterfeit . + +We will not meddle with him till he come , for his presence must be the whip of the other . + +In the meantime what near you of these wars ? + +I hear there is an overture of peace . + +Nay , I assure you , a peace concluded . + +What will Count Rousillon do then ? will he travel higher , or return again into France ? + +I perceive by this demand , you are not altogether of his council . + +Let it be forbid , sir ; so should I be a great deal of his act . + +Sir , his wife some two months since fled from his house : her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint Jaques le Grand ; which holy undertaking with most austere sanctimony she accomplished ; and , there residing , the tenderness of her nature became as a prey to her grief ; in fine , made a groan of her last breath , and now she sings in heaven . + +How is this justified ? + +The stronger part of it by her own letters , which make her story true , even to the point of her death : her death itself , which could not be her office to say is come , was faithfully confirmed by the rector of the place . + +Hath the count all this intelligence ? + +Ay , and the particular confirmations , point from point , to the full arming of the verity . + +I am heartily sorry that he'll be glad of this . + +How mightily sometimes we make us comforts of our losses ! + +And how mightily some other times we drown our gain in tears ! The great dignity that his valour hath here acquired for him shall at home be encountered with a shame as ample . + +The web of our life is of a mingled yarn , good and ill together : our virtues would be proud if our faults whipped them not ; and our crimes would despair if they were not cherished by our virtues . + +How now ! where's your master ? + +He met the duke in the street , sir , of whom he hath taken a solemn leave : his lordship will next morning for France . The duke hath offered him letters of commendations to the king . + +They shall be no more than needful there , if they were more than they can commend . + +They cannot be too sweet for the king's tartness . Here's his lordship now . + +How now , my lord ! is't not after midnight ? + +I have to-night dispatched sixteen businesses , a month's length a-piece , by an abstract of success : I have conge'd with the duke , done my adieu with his nearest , buried a wife , mourned for her , writ to my lady mother I am returning , entertained my convoy ; and between these main parcels of dispatch effected many nicer needs : the last was the greatest , but that I have not ended yet . + +If the business be of any difficulty , and this morning your departure hence , it requires haste of your lordship . + +I mean , the business is not ended , as fearing to hear of it hereafter . But shall we have this dialogue between the fool and the soldier ? Come , bring forth this counterfeit model : he has deceived me , like a double-meaning prophesier . + +Bring him forth . + +Has sat i' the stocks all night , poor gallant knave . + +No matter ; his heels have deserved it , in usurping his spurs so long . How does he carry himself ? + +I have told your lordship already , the stocks carry him . But to answer you as you would be understood ; he weeps like a wench that had shed her milk : he hath confessed himself to Morgan ,whom he supposes to be a friar ,from the time of his remembrance to this very instant disaster of his setting i' the stocks : and what think you he hath confessed ? + +Nothing of me , has a' ? + +His confession is taken , and it shall be read to his face : if your lordship be in't , as I believe you are , you must have the patience to hear it . + + +A plague upon him ! muffled ! he can say nothing of me : hush ! hush ! + +Hoodman comes ! Porto tartarossa . + +He calls for the tortures : what will you say without 'em ? + +I will confess what I know without constraint : if ye pinch me like a pasty , I can say no more . + +Bosko chimurcho . + +Boblibindo chicurmurco . + +You are a merciful general . Our general bids you answer to what I shall ask you out of a note . + +And truly , as I hope to live . + +First , demand of him how many horse the duke is strong . What say you to that ? + +Five or six thousand ; but very weak and unserviceable : the troops are all scattered , and the commanders very poor rogues , upon my reputation and credit , and as I hope to live . + +Shall I set down your answer so ? + +Do : I'll take the sacrament on't , how and which way you will . + +All's one to him . What a past-saving slave is this ! + +You are deceived , my lord : this is Monsieur Parolles , the gallant militarist ,that was his own phrase ,that had the whole theorick of war in the knot of his scarf , and the practice in the chape of his dagger . + +I will never trust a man again for keeping his sword clean ; nor believe he can have everything in him by wearing his apparel neatly . + +Well , that's set down . + +Five or six thousand horse , I said ,I will say true ,or thereabouts , set down , for I'll speak truth . + +He's very near the truth in this . + +But I con him no thanks for't , in the nature he delivers it . + +Poor rogues , I pray you , say . + +Well , that's set down . + +I humbly thank you , sir . A truth's a truth ; the rogues are marvellous poor . + +Demand of him , of what strength they are a-foot . What say you to that ? + +By my troth , sir , if I were to live this present hour , I will tell true . Let me see : Spurio , a hundred and fifty ; Sebastian , so many ; Corambus , so many ; Jaques , so many ; Guiltian , Cosmo , Lodowick , and Gratii , two hundred fifty each ; mine own company , Chitopher , Vaumond , Bentii , two hundred fifty each : so that the muster-file , rotten and sound , upon my life , amounts not to fifteen thousand poll ; half of the which dare not shake the snow from off their cassocks , lest they shake themselves to pieces . + +What shall be done to him ? + +Nothing , but let him have thanks . Demand of him my condition , and what credit I have with the duke . + +Well , that's set down . You shall demand of him , whether one Captain Dumain be i' the camp , a Frenchman ; what his reputation is with the duke ; what his valour , honesty , and expertness in wars ; or whether he thinks it were not possible , with well-weighing sums of gold , to corrupt him to a revolt . What say you to this ? what do you know of it ? + +I beseech you , let me answer to the particular of the inter'gatories : demand them singly . + +Do you know this Captain Dumain ? + +I know him : a' was a botcher's 'prentice in Paris , from whence he was whipped for getting the shrieve's fool with child ; a dumb innocent , that could not say him nay . + + +Nay , by your leave , hold your hands ; though I know his brains are forfeit to the next tile that falls . + +Well , is this captain in the Duke of Florence's camp ? + +Upon my knowledge he is , and lousy . + +Nay , look not so upon me ; we shall hear of your lordship anon . + +What is his reputation with the duke ? + +The duke knows him for no other but a poor officer of mine , and writ to me this other day to turn him out o' the band : I think I have his letter in my pocket . + +Marry , we'll search . + +In good sadness , I do not know : either it is there , or it is upon a file with the duke's other letters in my tent . + +Here 'tis ; here's a paper ; shall I read it to you ? + +I do not know if it be it or no . + +Our interpreter does it well . + +Excellently . + +Dian , the count's a fool , and full of gold + +That is not the duke's letter , sir ; that is an advertisement to a proper maid in Florence , one Diana , to take heed of the allurement of one Count Rousillon , a foolish idle boy , but for all that very ruttish . I pray you , sir , put it up again . + +Nay , I'll read it first , by your favour . + +My meaning in't , I protest , was very honest in the behalf of the maid ; for I knew the young count to be a dangerous and lascivious boy , who is a whale to virginity , and devours up all the fry it finds . + +Damnable both-sides rogue ! + +When he swears oaths , bid him drop gold , and take it ; +After he scores , he never pays the score : +Half won is match well made ; match , and well make it ; +He ne'er pays after-debts ; take it before , +And say a soldier , Dian , told thee this , +Men are to mell with , boys are not to kiss ; +For count of this , the count's a fool , I know it , +Who pays before , but not when he does owe it . + +Thine , as he vow'd to thee in thine ear , + +He shall be whipped through the army with this rime in's forehead . + +This is your devoted friend , sir ; the manifold linguist and the armipotent soldier . + +I could endure anything before but a cat , and now he's a cat to me . + +I perceive , sir , by our general's looks , we shall be fain to hang you . + +My life , sir , in any case ! not that I am afraid to die ; but that , my offences being many , I would repent out the remainder of nature . Let me live , sir , in a dungeon , i' the stocks , or anywhere , so I may live . + +We'll see what may be done , so you confess freely : therefore , once more to this Captain Dumain . You have answered to his reputation with the duke and to his valour : what is his honesty ? + +He will steal , sir , an egg out of a cloister ; for rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus ; he professes not keeping of oaths ; in breaking 'em he is stronger than Hercules ; he will lie , sir , with such volubility , that you would think truth were a fool ; drunkenness is his best virtue , for he will be swine-drunk , and in his sleep he does little harm , save to his bed-clothes about him ; but they know his conditions , and lay him in straw . I have but little more to say , sir , of his honesty : he has everything that an honest man should not have ; what an honest man should have , he has nothing . + +I begin to love him for this . + +For this description of thine honesty ? A pox upon him for me ! he is more and more a cat . + +What say you to his expertness in war ? + +Faith , sir , he has led the drum before the English tragedians ,to belie him I will not ,and more of his soldiership I know not ; except , in that country , he had the honour to be the officer at a place there called Mile-end , to instruct for the doubling of files : I would do the man what honour I can , but of this I am not certain . + +He hath out-villained villany so far , that the rarity redeems him . + +A pox on him ! he's a cat still . + +His qualities being at this poor price , I need not ask you , if gold will corrupt him to revolt . + +Sir , for a cardecu he will sell the fee-simple of his salvation , the inheritance of it ; and cut the entail from all remainders , and a perpetual succession for it perpetually . + +What's his brother , the other Captain Dumain ? + +Why does he ask him or me ? + +What's he ? + +E'en a crow o' the same nest ; not altogether so great as the first in goodness , but greater a great deal in evil . He excels his brother for a coward , yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is . In a retreat he out-runs any lackey ; marry , in coming on he has the cramp . + +If your life be saved , will you undertake to betray the Florentine ? + +Ay , and the captain of his horse , Count Rousillon . + +I'll whisper with the general , and know his pleasure . + +I'll no more drumming ; a plague of all drums ! Only to seem to deserve well , and to beguile the supposition of that lascivious young boy the count , have I run into this danger . Yet who would have suspected an ambush where I was taken ? + +There is no remedy , sir , but you must die . The general says , you , that have so traitorously discovered the secrets of your army , and made such pestiferous reports of men very nobly held , can serve the world for no honest use ; therefore you must die . Come , headsman , off with his head . + +O Lord , sir , let me live , or let me see my death ! + +That shall you , and take your leave of all your friends . + +So , look about you : know you any here ? + +Good morrow , noble captain . + +God bless you , Captain Parolles . + +God save you , noble captain . + +Captain , what greeting will you to my Lord Lafeu ? I am for France . + +Good captain , will you give me a copy of the sonnet you writ to Diana in behalf of the Count Rousillon ? an I were not a very coward I'd compel it of you ; but fare you well . + + +You are undone , captain ; all but your scarf ; that has a knot on't yet . + +Who cannot be crushed with a plot ? + +If you could find out a country where but women were that had received so much shame , you might begin an impudent nation . Fare ye well , sir ; I am for France too : we shall speak of you there . + + +Yet am I thankful : if my heart were great +'Twould burst at this . Captain I'll be no more ; +But I will eat and drink , and sleep as soft +As captain shall : simply the thing I am +Shall make me live . Who knows himself a braggart , +Let him fear this ; for it will come to pass +That every braggart shall be found an ass . +Rust , sword ! cool , blushes ! and Parolles , live +Safest in shame ! being fool'd , by foolery thrive ! +There's place and means for every man alive . +I'll after them . + + +That you may well perceive I have not wrong'd you , +One of the greatest in the Christian world +Shall be my surety ; 'fore whose throne 'tis needful , +Ere I can perfect mine intents , to kneel . +Time was I did him a desired office , +Dear almost as his life ; which gratitude +Through flinty Tartar's bosom would peep forth , +And answer , thanks . I duly am inform'd +His Grace is at Marseilles ; to which place +We have convenient convoy . You must know , +I am supposed dead : the army breaking , +My husband hies him home ; where , heaven aiding , +And by the leave of my good lord the king , +We'll be before our welcome . + +Gentle madam , +You never had a servant to whose trust +Your business was more welcome . + +Nor you , mistress , +Ever a friend whose thoughts more truly labour +To recompense your love . Doubt not but heaven +Hath brought me up to be your daughter's dower , +As it hath fated her to be my motive +And helper to a husband . But , O strange men ! +That can such sweet use make of what they hate , +When saucy trusting of the cozen'd thoughts +Defiles the pitchy night : so lust doth play +With what it loathes for that which is away . +But more of this hereafter . You , Diana , +Under my poor instructions yet must suffer +Something in my behalf . + +Let death and honesty +Go with your impositions , I am yours +Upon your will to suffer . + +Yet , I pray you : +But with the word the time will bring on summer , +When briers shall have leaves as well as thorns , +And be as sweet as sharp . We must away ; +Our waggon is prepar'd , and time revives us : +All's well that ends well : still the fine's the crown ; +Whate'er the course , the end is the renown . + + +No , no , no ; your son was misled with a snipt-taffeta fellow there , whose villanous saffron would have made all the unbaked and doughy youth of a nation in his colour : your daughter-in-law had been alive at this hour , and your son here at home , more advanced by the king than by that red-tailed humble-bee I speak of . + +I would I had not known him ; it was the death of the most virtuous gentlewoman that ever nature had praise for creating . If she had partaken of my flesh , and cost me the dearest groans of a mother , I could not have owed her a more rooted love . + +'Twas a good lady , 'twas a good lady : we may pick a thousand salads ere we light on such another herb . + +Indeed , sir , she was the sweet-marjoram of the salad , or , rather the herb of grace . + +They are not salad-herbs , you knave ; they are nose-herbs . + +I am no great Nebuchadnezzar , sir ; I have not much skill in grass . + +Whether dost thou profess thyself , a knave , or a fool ? + +A fool , sir , at a woman's service , and a knave at a man's . + +Your distinction ? + +I would cozen the man of his wife , and do his service . + +So you were a knave at his service , indeed . + +And I would give his wife my bauble , sir , to do her service . + +I will subscribe for thee , thou art both knave and fool . + +At your service . + +No , no , no . + +Why , sir , if I cannot serve you , I can serve as great a prince as you are . + +Who's that ? a Frenchman ? + +Faith , sir , a' has an English name ; but his phisnomy is more hotter in France than there . + +What prince is that ? + +The black prince , sir ; alias , the prince of darkness ; alias , the devil . + +Hold thee , there's my purse . I give thee not this to suggest thee from thy master thou talkest of : serve him still . + +I am a woodland fellow , sir , that always loved a great fire ; and the master I speak of , ever keeps a good fire . But , sure , he is the prince of the world ; let his nobility remain in's court . I am for the house with the narrow gate , which I take to be too little for pomp to enter : some that humble themselves may ; but the many will be too chill and tender , and they'll be for the flowery way that leads to the broad gate and the great fire . + +Go thy ways , I begin to be aweary of thee ; and I tell thee so before , because I would not fall out with thee . Go thy ways : let my horses be well looked to , without any tricks . + +If I put any tricks upon 'em , sir , they shall be jade's tricks , which are their own right by the law of nature . + + +A shrewd knave and an unhappy . + +So he is . My lord that's gone made himself much sport out of him : by his authority he remains here , which he thinks is a patent for his sauciness ; and , indeed , he has no pace , but runs where he will . + +I like him well ; 'tis not amiss . And I was about to tell you , since I heard of the good lady's death , and that my lord your son was upon his return home , I moved the king my master to speak in the behalf of my daughter ; which , in the minority of them both , his majesty , out of a self-gracious remembrance , did first propose . His highness hath promised me to do it ; and to stop up the displeasure he hath conceived against your son , there is no fitter matter . How does your ladyship like it ? + +With very much content , my lord ; and I wish it happily effected . + +His highness comes post from Marseilles , of as able body as when he numbered thirty : he will be here to-morrow , or I am deceived by him that in such intelligence hath seldom failed . + +It rejoices me that I hope I shall see him ere I die . I have letters that my son will be here to-night : I shall beseech your lordship to remain with me till they meet together . + +Madam , I was thinking with what manners I might safely be admitted . + +You need but plead your honourable privilege . + +Lady , of that I have made a bold charter ; but I thank my God it holds yet . + + +O madam ! yonder's my lord your son with a patch of velvet on's face : whether there be a scar under it or no , the velvet knows ; but 'tis a goodly patch of velvet . His left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a half , but his right cheek is worn bare . + +A scar nobly got , or a noble scar , is a good livery of honour ; so belike is that . + +But it is your carbonadoed face . + +Let us go see your son , I pray you : I long to talk with the young noble soldier . + +Faith , there's a dozen of 'em , with delicate fine hats and most courteous feathers , which bow the head and nod at every man . + +But this exceeding posting , day and night , +Must wear your spirits low ; we cannot help it : +But since you have made the days and nights as one , +To wear your gentle limbs in my affairs , +Be bold you do so grow in my requital +As nothing can unroot you . In happy time ; + + +This man may help me to his majesty's ear , + +If he would spend his power . God save you , sir . + +And you . + +Sir , I have seen you in the court of France . + +I have been sometimes there . + +I do presume , sir , that you are not fallen +From the report that goes upon your goodness ; +And therefore , goaded with most sharp occasions , +Which lay nice manners by , I put you to +The use of your own virtues , for the which +I shall continue thankful . + +What's your will ? + +That it will please you +To give this poor petition to the king , +And aid me with that store of power you have +To come into his presence . + +The king's not here . + +Not here , sir ! + +Not , indeed : +He hence remov'd last night , and with more haste +Than is his use . + +Lord , how we lose our pains ! + +All's well that ends well yet , +Though time seems so adverse and means unfit . +I do beseech you , whither is he gone ? + +Marry , as I take it , to Rousillon ; +Whither I am going . + +I do beseech you , sir , +Since you are like to see the king before me , +Commend the paper to his gracious hand ; +Which I presume shall render you no blame +But rather make you thank your pains for it . +I will come after you with what good speed +Our means will make us means . + +This I'll do for you . + +And you shall find yourself to be well thank'd , +Whate'er falls more . We must to horse again : +Go , go , provide . + + +Good Monsieur Lavache , give my Lord Lafeu this letter . I have ere now , sir , been better known to you , when I have held familiarity with fresher clothes ; but I am now , sir , muddied in Fortune's mood , and smell somewhat strong of her strong displeasure . + +Truly , Fortune's displeasure is but sluttish if it smell so strongly as thou speakest of : I will henceforth eat no fish of Fortune's buttering . Prithee , allow the wind . + +Nay , you need not to stop your nose , sir : I spake but by a metaphor . + +Indeed , sir , if your metaphor stink , I will stop my nose ; or against any man's metaphor . Prithee , get thee further . + +Pray you , sir , deliver me this paper . + +Foh ! prithee , stand away : a paper from Fortune's close-stool to give to a nobleman ! Look , here he comes himself . + + +Here is a purr of Fortune's , sir , or of Fortune's cat but not a musk-cat that has fallen into the unclean fishpond of her displeasure , and , as he says , is muddied withal . Pray you , sir , use the carp as you may , for he looks like a poor , decayed , ingenious , foolish , rascally knave . I do pity his distress in my similes of comfort , and leave him to your lordship . + +My lord , I am a man whom Fortune hath cruelly scratched . + +And what would you have me to do ? 'tis too late to pare her nails now . Wherein have you played the knave with Fortune that she should scratch you , who of herself is a good lady , and would not have knaves thrive long under her ? There's a cardecu for you . Let the justices make you and Fortune friends ; I am for other business . + +I beseech your honour to hear me one single word . + +You beg a single penny more : come , you shall ha't ; save your word . + +My name , my good lord , is Parolles . + +You beg more than one word then . Cox my passion ! give me your hand . How does your drum ? + +O , my good lord ! you were the first that found me . + +Was I , in sooth ? and I was the first that lost thee . + +It lies in you , my lord , to bring me in some grace , for you did bring me out . + +Out upon thee , knave ! dost thou put upon me at once both the office of God and the devil ? one brings thee in grace and the other brings thee out . + +The king's coming ; I know by his trumpets . Sirrah , inquire further after me ; I had talk of you last night : though you are a fool and a knave , you shall eat : go to , follow . + +I praise God for you . + + +We lost a jewel of her , and our esteem +Was made much poorer by it : but your son , +As mad in folly , lack'd the sense to know +Her estimation home . + +'Tis past , my liege ; +And I beseech your majesty to make it +Natural rebellion , done i' the blaze of youth ; +When oil and fire , too strong for reason's force , +O'erbears it and burns on . + +My honour'd lady , +I have forgiven and forgotten all , +Though my revenges were high bent upon him , +And watch'd the time to shoot . + +This I must say , +But first I beg my pardon ,the young lord +Did to his majesty , his mother , and his lady , +Offence of mighty note , but to himself +The greatest wrong of all : he lost a wife +Whose beauty did astonish the survey +Of richest eyes , whose words all ears took captive , +Whose dear perfection hearts that scorn'd to serve +Humbly call'd mistress . + +Praising what is lost +Makes the remembrance dear . Well , call him hither ; +We are reconcil'd , and the first view shall kill +All repetition . Let him not ask our pardon : +The nature of his great offence is dead , +And deeper than oblivion we do bury +The incensing relics of it : let him approach , +A stranger , no offender ; and inform him +So 'tis our will he should . + +I shall , my liege . + + +What says he to your daughter ? have you spoke ? + +All that he is hath reference to your highness . + +Then shall we have a match . I have letters sent me , +That set him high in fame . + + +He looks well on't . + +I am not a day of season , +For thou mayst see a sunshine and a hail +In me at once ; but to the brightest beams +Distracted clouds give way : so stand thou forth ; +The time is fair again . + +My high-repented blames , +Dear sovereign , pardon to me . + +All is whole ; +Not one word more of the consumed time . +Let's take the instant by the forward top , +For we are old , and on our quick'st decrees +The inaudible and noiseless foot of time +Steals ere we can effect them . You remember +The daughter of this lord ? + +Admiringly , my liege : +At first I stuck my choice upon her , ere my heart +Durst make too bold a herald of my tongue , +Where the impression of mine eye infixing , +Contempt his scornful perspective did lend me , +Which warp'd the line of every other favour ; +Scorn'd a fair colour , or express'd it stolen ; +Extended or contracted all proportions +To a most hideous object : thence it came +That she , whom all men prais'd , and whom myself , +Since I have lost , have lov'd , was in mine eye +The dust that did offend it . + +Well excus'd : +That thou didst love her , strikes some scores away +From the great compt . But love that comes too late , +Like a remorseful pardon slowly carried , +To the great sender turns a sour offence , +Crying , 'That's good that's gone .' Our rasher faults +Make trivial price of serious things we have , +Not knowing them until we know their grave : +Oft our displeasures , to ourselves unjust , +Destroy our friends and after weep their dust : +Our own love waking cries to see what's done , +While shameful hate sleeps out the afternoon . +Be this sweet Helen's knell , and now forget her . +Send forth your amorous token for fair Maudlin : +The main consents are had ; and here we'll stay +To see our widower's second marriage-day . + +Which better than the first , O dear heaven , bless ! +Or , ere they meet , in me , O nature , cesse ! + +Come on , my son , in whom my house's name +Must be digested , give a favour from you +To sparkle in the spirits of my daughter , +That she may quickly come . + +And every hair that's on't , Helen , that's dead , +Was a sweet creature ; such a ring as this , +The last that e'er I took her leave at court , +I saw upon her finger . + +Hers it was not . + +Now , pray you , let me see it ; for mine eye , +While I was speaking , oft was fasten'd to't . +This ring was mine ; and , when I gave it Helen , +I bade her , if her fortunes ever stood +Necessitied to help , that by this token +I would relieve her . Had you that craft to reave her +Of what should stead her most ? + +My gracious sovereign , +Howe'er it pleases you to take it so , +The ring was never hers . + +Son , on my life , +I have seen her wear it ; and she reckon'd it +At her life's rate . + +I am sure I saw her wear it . + +You are deceiv'd , my lord , she never saw it : +In Florence was it from a casement thrown me , +Wrapp'd in a paper , which contain'd the name +Of her that threw it . Noble she was , and thought +I stood engag'd : but when I had subscrib'd +To mine own fortune , and inform'd her fully +I could not answer in that course of honour +As she had made the overture , she ceas'd , +In heavy satisfaction , and would never +Receive the ring again . + +Plutus himself , +That knows the tinct and multiplying medicine , +Hath not in nature's mystery more science +Than I have in this ring : 'twas mine , 'twas Helen's , +Whoever gave it you . Then , if you know +That you are well acquainted with yourself , +Confess 'twas hers , and by what rough enforcement +You got it from her . She call'd the saints to surety , +That she would never put it from her finger +Unless she gave it to yourself in bed , +Where you have never come , or sent it us +Upon her great disaster . + +She never saw it . + +Thou speak'st it falsely , as I love mine honour ; +And mak'st conjectural fears to come into me +Which I would fain shut out . If it should prove +That thou art so inhuman ,'twill not prove so ; +And yet I know not : thou didst hate her deadly , +And she is dead ; which nothing , but to close +Her eyes myself , could win me to believe , +More than to see this ring . Take him away . + +My fore-past proofs , howe'er the matter fall , +Shall tax my fears of little vanity , +Having vainly fear'd too little . Away with him ! +We'll sift this matter further . + +If you shall prove +This ring was ever hers , you shall as easy +Prove that I husbanded her bed in Florence , +Where yet she never was . + + +I am wrapp'd in dismal thinkings . + + +Gracious sovereign , +Whether I have been to blame or no , I know not : +Here's a petition from a Florentine , +Who hath , for four or five removes come short +To tender it herself . I undertook it , +Vanquish'd thereto by the fair grace and speech +Of the poor suppliant , who by this I know +Is here attending : her business looks in her +With an importing visage , and she told me , +In a sweet verbal brief , it did concern +Your highness with herself . + +"Upon his many protestations to marry me when his wife was dead , I blush to say it , he won me . Now is the Count Rousillon a widower : his vows are forfeited to me , and my honour's paid to him . He stole from Florence , taking no leave , and I follow him to his country for justice . Grant it me , O king ! in you it best lies ; otherwise a seducer flourishes , and a poor maid is undone . DIANA CAPILET ." + +I will buy me a son-in-law in a fair , and toll for this : I'll none of him . + +The heavens have thought well on thee , Lafeu , +To bring forth this discovery . Seek these suitors : +Go speedily and bring again the count . + +I am afeard the life of Helen , lady , +Was foully snatch'd . + +Now , justice on the doers ! + + +I wonder , sir , sith wives are monsters to you , +And that you fly them as you swear them lordship , +Yet you desire to marry . + +What woman's that ? + +I am , my lord , a wretched Florentine , +Derived from the ancient Capilet : +My suit , as I do understand , you know , +And therefore know how far I may be pitied . + +I am her mother , sir , whose age and honour +Both suffer under this complaint we bring , +And both shall cease , without your remedy . + +Come hither , county ; do you know these women ? + +My lord , I neither can nor will deny +But that I know them : do they charge me further ? + +Why do you look so strange upon your wife ? + +She's none of mine , my lord . + +If you shall marry , +You give away this hand , and that is mine ; +You give away heaven's vows , and those are mine ; +You give away myself , which is known mine ; +For I by vow am so embodied yours +That she which marries you must marry me ; +Either both or none . + +Your reputation comes too short for my daughter : you are no husband for her . + +My lord , this is a fond and desperate creature , +Whom sometime I have laugh'd with : let your highness +Lay a more noble thought upon mine honour +Than for to think that I would sink it here . + +Sir , for my thoughts , you have them ill to friend , +Till your deeds gain them : fairer prove your honour , +Than in my thought it lies . + +Good my lord , +Ask him upon his oath , if he does think +He had not my virginity . + +What sayst thou to her ? + +She's impudent , my lord ; +And was a common gamester to the camp . + +He does me wrong , my lord ; if I were so , +He might have bought me at a common price : +Do not believe him . O ! behold this ring , +Whose high respect and rich validity +Did lack a parallel ; yet for all that +He gave it to a commoner o' the camp , +If I be one . + +He blushes , and 'tis it : +Of six preceding ancestors , that gem +Conferr'd by testament to the sequent issue , +Hath it been ow'd and worn . This is his wife : +That ring's a thousand proofs . + +Methought you said +You saw one here in court could witness it . + +I did , my lord , but loath am to produce +So bad an instrument : his name's Parolles . + +I saw the man to-day , if man he be . + +Find him , and bring him hither . + + +What of him ? +He's quoted for a most perfidious slave , +With all the spots of the world tax'd and debosh'd , +Whose nature sickens but to speak a truth . +Am I or that or this for what he'll utter , +That will speak anything ? + +She hath that ring of yours . + +I think she has : certain it is I lik'd her , +And boarded her i' the wanton way of youth . +She knew her distance and did angle for me , +Madding my eagerness with her restraint , +As all impediments in fancy's course +Are motives of more fancy ; and , in fine , +Her infinite cunning , with her modern grace , +Subdued me to her rate ; she got the ring , +And I had that which any inferior might +At market-price have bought . + +I must be patient ; +You , that have turn'd off a first so noble wife , +May justly diet me . I pray you yet , +Since you lack virtue I will lose a husband , +Send for your ring ; I will return it home , +And give me mine again . + +I have it not . + +What ring was yours , I pray you ? + +Sir , much like +The same upon your finger . + +Know you this ring ? this ring was his of late . + +And this was it I gave him , being a-bed . + +The story then goes false you threw it him +Out of a casement . + +I have spoke the truth . + + +My lord , I do confess the ring was hers . + +You boggle shrewdly , every feather starts you . +Is this the man you speak of ? + +Ay , my lord . + +Tell me , sirrah , but tell me true , I charge you , +Not fearing the displeasure of your master , +Which , on your just proceeding I'll keep off , +By him and by this woman here what know you ? + +So please your majesty , my master hath been an honourable gentleman : tricks he hath had in him , which gentlemen have . + +Come , come , to the purpose : did he love this woman ? + +Faith , sir , he did love her ; but how ? + +How , I pray you ? + +He did love her , sir , as a gentleman loves a woman . + +How is that ? + +He loved her , sir , and loved her not . + +As thou art a knave , and no knave . +What an equivocal companion is this ! + +I am a poor man , and at your majesty's command . + +He is a good drum , my lord , but a naughty orator . + +Do you know he promised me marriage ? + +Faith , I know more than I'll speak . + +But wilt thou not speak all thou knowest ? + +Yes , so please your majesty . I did go between them , as I said ; but more than that , he loved her , for , indeed , he was mad for her , and talked of Satan , and of limbo , and of Furies , and I know not what : yet I was in that credit with them at that time , that I knew of their going to bed , and of other motions , as promising her marriage , and things which would derive me ill will to speak of : therefore I will not speak what I know . + +Thou hast spoken all already , unless thou canst say they are married : but thou art too fine in thy evidence ; therefore stand aside . This ring , you say , was yours ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +Where did you buy it ? or who gave it you ? + +It was not given me , nor I did not buy it . + +Who lent it you ? + +It was not lent me neither . + +Where did you find it , then ? + +I found it not . + +If it were yours by none of all these ways , +How could you give it him ? + +I never gave it him . + +This woman's an easy glove , my lord : she goes off and on at pleasure . + +This ring was mine : I gave it his first wife . + +It might be yours or hers , for aught I know . + +Take her away ; I do not like her now . +To prison with her ; and away with him . +Unless thou tell'st me where thou hadst this ring +Thou diest within this hour . + +I'll never tell you . + +Take her away . + +I'll put in bail , my liege . + +I think thee now some common customer . + +By Jove , if ever I knew man , 'twas you . + +Wherefore hast thou accus'd him all this while ? + +Because he's guilty , and he is not guilty . +He knows I am no maid , and he'll swear to't ; +I'll swear I am a maid , and he knows not . +Great king , I am no strumpet , by my life ; +I am either maid , or else this old man's wife . + + +She does abuse our ears : to prison with her ! + +Good mother , fetch my bail . + +Stay , royal sir ; +The jeweller that owes the ring is sent for , +And he shall surety me . But for this lord , +Who hath abus'd me , as he knows himself , +Though yet he never harm'd me , here I quit him : +He knows himself my bed he hath defil'd , +And at that time he got his wife with child : +Dead though she be , she feels her young one kick : +So there's my riddle : one that's dead is quick ; +And now behold the meaning . + + +Is there no exorcist +Beguiles the truer office of mine eyes ? +Is't real that I see ? + +No , my good lord ; +'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see ; +The name and not the thing . + +Both , both . O ! pardon . + +O my good lord ! when I was like this maid , +I found you wondrous kind . There is your ring ; +And , look you , here's your letter ; this it says : +When from my finger you can get this ring , +And are by me with child , &c . This is done : +Will you be mine , now you are doubly won ? + +If she , my liege , can make me know this clearly , +I'll love her dearly , ever , ever dearly . + +If it appear not plain , and prove untrue , +Deadly divorce step between me and you ! +O ! my dear mother ; do I see you living ? + +Mine eyes smell onions ; I shall weep anon . + +Good Tom Drum , lend me a handkercher : so , I thank thee . Wait on me home , I'll make sport with thee : let thy curtsies alone , they are scurvy ones . + +Let us from point to point this story know , +To make the even truth in pleasure flow . + + +If thou be'st yet a fresh uncropped flower , +Choose thou thy husband , and I'll pay thy dower ; +For I can guess that by thy honest aid +Thou keptst a wife herself , thyself a maid . +Of that , and all the progress , more and less , +Resolvedly more leisure shall express : +All yet seems well ; and if it end so meet , +The bitter past , more welcome is the sweet . + +Spoken by the The king's a beggar , now the play is done : +All is well ended if this suit be won +That you express content ; which we will pay , +With strife to please you , day exceeding day : +Ours be your patience then , and yours our parts ; +Your gentle hands lend us , and take our hearts . + +AS YOU LIKE IT + +As I remember , Adam , it was upon this fashion bequeathed me by will but poor a thousand crowns , and , as thou sayest , charged my brother on his blessing , to breed me well : and there begins my sadness . My brother Jaques he keeps at school , and report speaks goldenly of his profit : for my part , he keeps me rustically at home , or , to speak more properly , stays me here at home unkept ; for call you that keeping for a gentleman of my birth , that differs not from the stalling of an ox ? His horses are bred better ; for , besides that they are fair with their feeding , they are taught their manage , and to that end riders dearly hired : but I , his brother , gain nothing under him but growth , for the which his animals on his dunghills are as much bound to him as I . Besides this nothing that he so plentifully gives me , the something that nature gave me , his countenance seems to take from me : he lets me feed with his hinds , bars me the place of a brother , and , as much as in him lies , mines my gentility with my education . This is it , Adam , that grieves me ; and the spirit of my father , which I think is within me , begins to mutiny against this servitude . I will no longer endure it , though yet I know no wise remedy how to avoid it . + +Yonder comes my master , your brother . + +Go apart , Adam , and thou shalt hear how he will shake me up . + + +Now , sir ! what make you here ? + +Nothing : I am not taught to make anything . + +What mar you then , sir ? + +Marry , sir , I am helping you to mar that which God made , a poor unworthy brother of yours , with idleness . + +Marry , sir , be better employed , and be naught awhile . + +Shall I keep your hogs , and eat husks with them ? What prodigal portion have I spent , that I should come to such penury ? + +Know you where you are , sir ? + +O ! sir , very well : here in your orchard . + +Know you before whom , sir ? + +Ay , better than he I am before knows me . I know you are my eldest brother ; and , in the gentle condition of blood , you should so know me . The courtesy of nations allows you my better , in that you are the first-born ; but the same tradition takes not away my blood , were there twenty brothers betwixt us . I have as much of my father in me as you ; albeit , I confess , your coming before me is nearer to his reverence . + +What , boy ! + +Come , come , elder brother , you are too young in this . + +Wilt thou lay hands on me , villain ? + +I am no villain ; I am the youngest son of Sir Rowland de Boys ; he was my father , and he is thrice a villain that says such a father begot villains . Wert thou not my brother , I would not take this hand from thy throat till this other had pulled out thy tongue for saying so : thou hast railed on thyself . + +Sweet masters , be patient : for your father's remembrance , be at accord . + +Let me go , I say . + +I will not , till I please : you shall hear me . My father charged you in his will to give me good education : you have trained me like a peasant , obscuring and hiding from me all gentleman-like qualities . The spirit of my father grows strong in me , and I will no longer endure it ; therefore allow me such exercises as may become a gentleman , or give me the poor allottery my father left me by testament ; with that I will go buy my fortunes . + +And what wilt thou do ? beg , when that is spent ? Well , sir , get you in : I will not long be troubled with you ; you shall have some part of your will : I pray you , leave me . + +I will no further offend you than becomes me for my good . + +Get you with him , you old dog . + +Is 'old dog' my reward ? Most true , I have lost my teeth in your service . God be with my old master ! he would not have spoke such a word . + + +Is it even so ? begin you to grow upon me ? I will physic your rankness , and yet give no thousand crowns neither . Holla , Dennis ! + + +Calls your worship ? + +Was not Charles the duke's wrestler here to speak with me ? + +So please you , he is here at the door , and importunes access to you . + +Call him in . + +'Twill be a good way ; and to-morrow the wrestling is . + + +Good morrow to your worship . + +Good Monsieur Charles , what's the new news at the new court ? + +There's no news at the court , sir , but the old news : that is , the old duke is banished by his younger brother the new duke ; and three or four loving lords have put themselves into voluntary exile with him , whose lands and revenues enrich the new duke ; therefore he gives them good leave to wander . + +Can you tell if Rosalind , the duke's daughter , be banished with her father ? + +O , no ; for the duke's daughter , her cousin , so loves her ,being ever from their cradles bred together ,that she would have followed her exile , or have died to stay behind her . She is at the court , and no less beloved of her uncle than his own daughter ; and never two ladies loved as they do . + +Where will the old duke live ? + +They say he is already in the forest of Arden , and a many merry men with him ; and there they live like the old Robin Hood of England . They say many young gentlemen flock to him every day , and fleet the time carelessly , as they did in the golden world . + +What , you wrestle to-morrow before the new duke ? + +Marry , do I , sir ; and I came to acquaint you with a matter . I am given , sir , secretly to understand that your younger brother Orlando hath a disposition to come in disguised against me to try a fall . To-morrow , sir , I wrestle for my credit , and he that escapes me without some broken limb shall acquit him well . Your brother is but young and tender ; and , for your love , I would be loath to foil him as I must , for my own honour , if he come in : therefore , out of my love to you , I came hither to acquaint you withal , that either you might stay him from his intendment , or brook such disgrace well as he shall run into , in that it is a thing of his own search and altogether against my will . + +Charles , I thank thee for thy love to me , which thou shalt find I will most kindly requite . I had myself notice of my brother's purpose herein , and have by underhand means laboured to dissuade him from it , but he is resolute . I'll tell thee , Charles , it is the stubbornest young fellow of France ; full of ambition , an envious emulator of every man's good parts , a secret and villanous contriver against me his natural brother : therefore use thy discretion . I had as lief thou didst break his neck as his finger . And thou wert best look to't ; for if thou dost him any slight disgrace , or if he do not mightily grace himself on thee , he will practise against thee by poison , entrap thee by some treacherous device , and never leave thee till he hath ta'en thy life by some indirect means or other ; for , I assure thee ,and almost with tears I speak it ,there is not one so young and so villanous this day living . I speak but brotherly of him ; but should I anatomize him to thee as he is , I must blush and weep , and thou must look pale and wonder . + +I am heartily glad I came hither to you . If he come to-morrow , I'll give him his payment : if ever he go alone again , I'll never wrestle for prize more ; and so God keep your worship ! + + +Farewell , good Charles . Now will I stir this gamester . I hope I shall see an end of him ; for my soul , yet I know not why , hates nothing more than he . Yet he's gentle , never schooled and yet learned , full of noble device , of all sorts enchantingly beloved , and , indeed so much in the heart of the world , and especially of my own people , who best know him , that I am altogether misprised . But it shall not be so long ; this wrestler shall clear all : nothing remains but that I kindle the boy thither , which now I'll go about . + +I pray thee , Rosalind , sweet my coz , be merry . + +Dear Celia , I show more mirth than I am mistress of , and would you yet I were merrier ? Unless you could teach me to forget a banished father , you must not learn me how to remember any extraordinary pleasure . + +Herein I see thou lovest me not with the full weight that I love thee . If my uncle , thy banished father , had banished thy uncle , the duke my father , so thou hadst been still with me , I could have taught my love to take thy father for mine : so wouldst thou , if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously tempered as mine is to thee . + +Well , I will forget the condition of my estate , to rejoice in yours . + +You know my father hath no child but I , nor none is like to have ; and , truly , when he dies , thou shalt be his heir : for what he hath taken away from thy father perforce , I will render thee again in affection ; by mine honour , I will ; and when I break that oath , let me turn monster . Therefore , my sweet Rose , my dear Rose , be merry . + +From henceforth I will , coz , and devise sports . Let me see ; what think you of falling in love ? + +Marry , I prithee , do , to make sport withal : but love no man in good earnest ; nor no further in sport neither , than with safety of a pure blush thou mayst in honour come off again . + +What shall be our sport then ? + +Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune from her wheel , that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally . + +I would we could do so , for her benefits are mightily misplaced , and the bountiful blind woman doth most mistake in her gifts to women . + +'Tis true ; for those that she makes fair she scarce makes honest , and those that she makes honest she makes very ill-favouredly . + +Nay , now thou goest from Fortune's office to Nature's : Fortune reigns in gifts of the world , not in the lineaments of Nature . + + +No ? when Nature hath made a fair creature , may she not by Fortune fall into the fire ? Though Nature hath given us wit to flout at Fortune , hath not Fortune sent in this fool to cut off the argument ? + +Indeed , there is Fortune too hard for Nature , when Fortune makes Nature's natural the cutter-off of Nature's wit . + +Peradventure this is not Fortune's work neither , but Nature's ; who , perceiving our natural wits too dull to reason of such goddesses , hath sent this natural for our whetstone : for always the dulness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits . How now , wit ! whither wander you ? + +Mistress , you must come away to your father . + +Were you made the messenger ? + +No , by mine honour ; but I was bid to come for you . + +Where learned you that oath , fool ? + +Of a certain knight that swore by his honour they were good pancakes , and swore by his honour the mustard was naught : now , I'll stand to it , the pancakes were naught and the mustard was good , and yet was not the knight forsworn . + +How prove you that , in the great heap of your knowledge ? + +Ay , marry : now unmuzzle your wisdom . + +Stand you both forth now : stroke your chins , and swear by your beards that I am a knave . + +By our beards , if we had them , thou art . + +By my knavery , if I had it , then I were ; but if you swear by that that is not , you are not forsworn : no more was this knight , swearing by his honour , for he never had any ; or if he had , he had sworn it away before ever he saw those pancakes or that mustard . + +Prithee , who is't that thou meanest ? + +One that old Frederick , your father , loves . + +My father's love is enough to honour him . Enough ! speak no more of him ; you'll be whipped for taxation one of these days . + +The more pity , that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly . + +By my troth , thou sayest true ; for since the little wit that fools have was silenced , the little foolery that wise men have makes a great show . Here comes Monsieur Le Beau . + +With his mouth full of news . + +Which he will put on us , as pigeons feed their young . + +Then we shall be news-cramm'd . + +All the better ; we shall be more marketable . + +Bon jour , Monsieur Le Beau : what's the news ? + +Fair princess , you have lost much good sport . + +Sport ! Of what colour ? + +What colour , madam ! How shall +I answer you ? + +As wit and fortune will . + +Or as the Destinies decree . + +Well said : that was laid on with a trowel . + +Nay , if I keep not my rank , + +Thou losest thy old smell . + +You amaze me , ladies : I would have told you of good wrestling , which you have lost the sight of . + +Yet tell us the manner of the wrestling . + +I will tell you the beginning ; and , if it please your ladyships , you may see the end , for the best is yet to do ; and here , where you are , they are coming to perform it . + +Well , the beginning , that is dead and buried . + +There comes an old man and his three sons , + +I could match this beginning with an old tale . + +Three proper young men , of excellent growth and presence ; + +With bills on their necks , 'Be it known unto all men by these presents .' + +The eldest of the three wrestled with Charles , the duke's wrestler ; which Charles in a moment threw him and broke three of his ribs , that there is little hope of life in him : so he served the second , and so the third . Yonder they lie ; the poor old man , their father , making such pitiful dole over them that all the beholders take his part with weeping . + +Alas ! + +But what is the sport , monsieur , that the ladies have lost ? + +Why , this that I speak of . + +Thus men may grow wiser every day : it is the first time that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport for ladies . + +Or I , I promise thee . + +But is there any else longs to feel this broken music in his sides ? is there yet another dotes upon rib-breaking ? Shall we see this wrestling , cousin ? + +You must , if you stay here ; for here is the place appointed for the wrestling , and they are ready to perform it . + +Yonder , sure , they are coming : let us now stay and see it . + + +Come on : since the youth will not be entreated , his own peril on his forwardness . + +Is yonder the man ? + +Even he , madam . + +Alas ! he is too young : yet he looks successfully . + +How now , daughter and cousin ! are you crept hither to see the wrestling ? + +Ay , my liege , so please you give us leave . + +You will take little delight in it , I can tell you , there is such odds in the man : in pity of the challenger's youth I would fam dissuade him , but he will not be entreated . Speak to him , ladies ; see if you can move him . + +Call him hither , good Monsieur le Beau . + +Do so : I'll not be by . + + +Monsieur the challenger , the princes call for you . + +I attend them with all respect and duty . + +Young man , have you challenged Charles the wrestler ? + +No , fair princess ; he is the general challenger : I come but in , as others do , to try with him the strength of my youth . + +Young gentleman , your spirits are too bold for your years . You have seen cruel proof of this man's strength : if you saw yourself with your eyes or knew yourself with your judgment , the fear of your adventure would counsel you to a more equal enterprise . We pray you , for your own sake , to embrace your own safety and give over this attempt . + +Do , young sir : your reputation shall not therefore be misprised . We will make it our suit to the duke that the wrestling might not go forward . + +I beseech you , punish me not with your hard thoughts , wherein I confess me much guilty , to deny so fair and excellent ladies anything . But let your fair eyes and gentle wishes go with me to my trial : wherein if I be foiled , there is but one shamed that was never gracious ; if killed , but one dead that is willing to be so . I shall do my friends no wrong , for I have none to lament me ; the world no injury , for in it I have nothing ; only in the world I fill up a place , which may be better supplied when I have made it empty . + +The little strength that I have , I would it were with you . + +And mine , to eke out hers . + +Fare you well . Pray heaven I be deceived in you ! + +Your heart's desires be with you ! + +Come , where is this young gallant that is so desirous to lie with his mother earth ? + +Ready , sir ; but his will hath in it a more modest working . + +You shall try but one fall . + +No , I warrant your Grace , you shall not entreat him to a second , that have so mightily persuaded him from a first . + +You mean to mock me after ; you should not have mocked me before : but come your ways . + +Now Hercules be thy speed , young man ! + +I would I were invisible , to catch the strong fellow by the leg . + + +O excellent young man ! + +If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye , I can tell who should down . + + +No more , no more . + +Yes , I beseech your Grace : I am not yet well breathed . + +How dost thou , Charles ? + +He cannot speak , my lord . + +Bear him away . What is thy name , young man ? + + +Orlando , my liege ; the youngest son of Sir Rowland de Boys . + +I would thou hadst been son to some man else : +The world esteem'd thy father honourable , +But I did find him still mine enemy : +Thou shouldst have better pleas'd me with this deed , +Hadst thou descended from another house . +But fare thee well ; thou art a gallant youth : +I would thou hadst told me of another father . + + +Were I my father , coz , would I do this ? + +I am more proud to be Sir Rowland's son , +His youngest son ; and would not change that calling , +To be adopted heir to Frederick . + +My father lov'd Sir Rowland as his soul , +And all the world was of my father's mind : +Had I before known this young man his son , +I should have given him tears unto entreaties , +Ere he should thus have ventur'd . + +Gentle cousin , +Let us go thank him and encourage him : +My father's rough and envious disposition +Sticks me at heart . Sir , you have well deserv'd : +If you do keep your promises in love +But justly , as you have exceeded all promise , +Your mistress shall be happy . + +Gentleman , + +Wear this for me , one out of suits with fortune , +That could give more , but that her hand lacks means . +Shall we go , coz ? + +Ay . Fare you well , fair gentleman . + +Can I not say , I thank you ? My better parts +Are all thrown down , and that which here stands up +Is but a quintain , a mere lifeless block . + +He calls us back : my pride fell with my fortunes ; +I'll ask him what he would . Did you call , sir ? +Sir , you have wrestled well , and overthrown +More than your enemies . + +Will you go , coz ? + +Have with you . Fare you well . + + +What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue ? +I cannot speak to her , yet she urg'd conference . +O poor Orlando , thou art overthrown ! +Or Charles or something weaker masters thee . + + +Good sir , I do in friendship counsel you +To leave this place . Albeit you have deserv'd +High commendation , true applause and love , +Yet such is now the duke's condition +That he misconstrues all that you have done . +The duke is humorous : what he is indeed , +More suits you to conceive than I to speak of . + +I thank you , sir ; and pray you , tell me this ; +Which of the two was daughter of the duke , +That here was at the wrestling ? + +Neither his daughter , if we judge by manners : +But yet , indeed the smaller is his daughter : +The other is daughter to the banish'd duke , +And here detain'd by her usurping uncle , +To keep his daughter company ; whose loves +Are dearer than the natural bond of sisters . +But I can tell you that of late this duke +Hath ta'en displeasure 'gainst his gentle niece , +Grounded upon no other argument +But that the people praise her for her virtues , +And pity her for her good father's sake ; +And , on my life , his malice 'gainst the lady +Will suddenly break forth . Sir , fare you well : +Hereafter , in a better world than this , +I shall desire more love and knowledge of you . + +I rest much bounden to you : fare you well . + +Thus must I from the smoke into the smother ; +From tyrant duke unto a tyrant brother . +But heavenly Rosalind ! + + +Why , cousin ! why , Rosalind ! Cupid have mercy ! Not a word ? + +Not one to throw at a dog . + +No , thy words are too precious to be cast away upon curs ; throw some of them at me ; come , lame me with reasons . + +Then there were two cousins laid up ; when the one should be lamed with reasons and the other mad without any . + +But is all this for your father ? + +No , some of it is for my child's father : +O , how full of briers is this working-day world ! + +They are but burrs , cousin , thrown upon thee in holiday foolery : if we walk not in the trodden paths , our very petticoats will catch them . + +I could shake them off my coat : these burrs are in my heart . + +Hem them away . + +I would try , if I could cry 'hem ,' and have him . + +Come , come ; wrestle with thy affections . + +O ! they take the part of a better wrestler than myself ! + +O , a good wish upon you ! you will try in time , in despite of a fall . But , turning these jests out of service , let us talk in good earnest : is it possible , on such a sudden , you should fall into so strong a liking with old Sir Rowland's youngest son ? + +The duke my father loved his father dearly . + +Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his son dearly ? By this kind of chase , I should hate him , for my father hated his father dearly ; yet I hate not Orlando . + +No , faith , hate him not , for my sake . + +Why should I not ? doth he not deserve well ? + +Let me love him for that ; and do you love him , because I do . Look , here comes the duke . + +With his eyes full of anger . + + +Mistress , dispatch you with your safest haste , +And get you from our court . + +Me , uncle ? + +You , cousin : +Within these ten days if that thou be'st found +So near our public court as twenty miles , +Thou diest for it . + +I do beseech your Grace , +Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me . +If with myself I hold intelligence , +Or have acquaintance with mine own desires , +If that I do not dream or be not frantic , +As I do trust I am not ,then , dear uncle , +Never so much as in a thought unborn +Did I offend your highness . + +Thus do all traitors : +If their purgation did consist in words , +They are as innocent as grace itself : +Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not . + +Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor : +Tell me whereon the likelihood depends . + +Thou art thy father's daughter ; there's enough . + +So was I when your highness took his dukedom ; +So was I when your highness banish'd him . +Treason is not inherited , my lord ; +Or , if we did derive it from our friends , +What's that to me ? my father was no traitor : +Then , good my liege , mistake me not so much +To think my poverty is treacherous . + +Dear sovereign , hear me speak . + +Ay , Celia ; we stay'd her for your sake ; +Else had she with her father rang'd along . + +I did not then entreat to have her stay : +It was your pleasure and your own remorse . +I was too young that time to value her ; +But now I know her : if she be a traitor , +Why so am I ; we still have slept together , +Rose at an instant , learn'd , play'd , eat together ; +And wheresoe'er we went , like Juno's swans , +Still we went coupled and inseparable . + +She is too subtle for thee ; and her smoothness , +Her very silence and her patience , +Speak to the people , and they pity her . +Thou art a fool : she robs thee of thy name ; +And thou wilt show more bright and seem more virtuous +When she is gone . Then open not thy lips : +Firm and irrevocable is my doom +Which I have pass'd upon her ; she is banish'd . + +Pronounce that sentence then , on me , my liege : +I cannot live out of her company . + +You are a fool . You , niece , provide yourself : +If you outstay the time , upon mine honour , +And in the greatness of my word , you die . + + +O my poor Rosalind ! whither wilt thou go ? +Wilt thou change fathers ? I will give thee mine . +I charge thee , be not thou more griev'd than I am . + +I have more cause . + +Thou hast not , cousin ; +Prithee , be cheerful ; know'st thou not , the duke +Hath banish'd me , his daughter ? + +That he hath not . + +No , hath not ? Rosalind lacks then the love +Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one : +Shall we be sunder'd ? shall we part , sweet girl ? +No : let my father seek another heir . +Therefore devise with me how we may fly , +Whither to go , and what to bear with us : +And do not seek to take your change upon you , +To bear your griefs yourself and leave me out ; +For , by this heaven , now at our sorrows pale , +Say what thou canst , I'll go along with thee . + +Why , whither shall we go ? + +To seek my uncle in the forest of Arden . + +Alas , what danger will it be to us , +Maids as we are , to travel forth so far ! +Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold . + +I'll put myself in poor and mean attire , +And with a kind of umber smirch my face ; +The like do you : so shall we pass along +And never stir assailants . + +Were it not better , +Because that I am more than common tall , +That I did suit me all points like a man ? +A gallant curtle-axe upon my thigh , +A boar-spear in my hand ; and ,in my heart +Lie there what hidden woman's fear there will , +We'll have a swashing and a martial outside , +As many other mannish cowards have +That do outface it with their semblances . + +What shall I call thee when thou art a man ? + +I'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page , +And therefore look you call me Ganymede . +But what will you be call'd ? + +Something that hath a reference to my state : +No longer Celia , but Aliena . + +But , cousin , what if we assay'd to steal +The clownish fool out of your father's court ? +Would he not be a comfort to our travel ? + +He'll go along o'er the wide world with me ; +Leave me alone to woo him . Let's away , +And get our jewels and our wealth together , +Devise the fittest time and safest way +To hide us from pursuit that will be made +After my flight . Now go we in content +To liberty and not to banishment . + +Now , my co-mates and brothers in exile , +Hath not old custom made this life more sweet +Than that of painted pomp ? Are not these woods +More free from peril than the envious court ? +Here feel we but the penalty of Adam , +The seasons' difference ; as , the icy fang +And churlish chiding of the winter's wind , +Which , when it bites and blows upon my body , +Even till I shrink with cold , I smile and say +'This is no flattery : these are counsellors +That feelingly persuade me what I am .' +Sweet are the uses of adversity , +Which like the toad , ugly and venomous , +Wears yet a precious jewel in his head ; +And this our life exempt from public haunt , +Finds tongues in trees , books in the running brooks , +Sermons in stones , and good in every thing . +I would not change it . + +Happy is your Grace , +That can translate the stubbornness of fortune +Into so quiet and so sweet a style . + +Come , shall we go and kill us venison ? +And yet it irks me , the poor dappled fools , +Being native burghers of this desert city , +Should in their own confines with forked heads +Have their round haunches gor'd . + +Indeed , my lord , +The melancholy Jaques grieves at that ; +And , in that kind , swears you do more usurp +Than doth your brother that hath banish'd you . +To-day my Lord of Amiens and myself +Did steal behind him as he lay along +Under an oak whose antique root peeps out +Upon the brook that brawls along this wood ; +To the which place a poor sequester'd stag , +That from the hunters' aim had ta'en a hurt , +Did come to languish ; and , indeed , my lord , +The wretched animal heav'd forth such groans +That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat +Almost to bursting , and the big round tears +Cours'd one another down his innocent nose +In piteous chase ; and thus the hairy fool , +Much marked of the melancholy Jaques , +Stood on the extremest verge of the swift brook , +Augmenting it with tears . + +But what said Jaques ? +Did he not moralize this spectacle ? + +O , yes , into a thousand similes . +First , for his weeping into the needless stream ; +'Poor deer ,' quoth he , 'thou mak'st a testament +As worldlings do , giving thy sum of more +To that which had too much :' then , being there alone , +Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends ; +''Tis right ,' quoth he ; 'thus misery doth part +The flux of company :' anon , a careless herd , +Full of the pasture , jumps along by him +And never stays to greet him ; 'Ay ,' quoth Jaques , +'Sweep on , you fat and greasy citizens ; +'Tis just the fashion ; wherefore do you look +Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there ?' +Thus most invectively he pierceth through +The body of the country , city , court , +Yea , and of this our life ; swearing that we +Are mere usurpers , tyrants , and what's worse , +To fright the animals and to kill them up +In their assign'd and native dwelling-place . + +And did you leave him in this contemplation ? + +We did , my lord , weeping and commenting +Upon the sobbing deer . + +Show me the place . +I love to cope him in these sullen fits , +For then he's full of matter . + +I'll bring you to him straight . + + +Can it be possible that no man saw them ? +It cannot be : some villains of my court +Are of consent and sufferance in this . + +I cannot hear of any that did see her . +The ladies , her attendants of her chamber , +Saw her a-bed ; and , in the morning early +They found the bed untreasur'd of their mistress . + +My lord , the roynish clown , at whom so oft +Your Grace was wont to laugh , is also missing . +Hisperia , the princess' gentlewoman , +Confesses that she secretly o'erheard +Your daughter and her cousin much commend +The parts and graces of the wrestler +That did but lately foil the sinewy Charles ; +And she believes , wherever they are gone , +That youth is surely in their company . + +Send to his brother ; fetch that gallant hither ; +If he be absent , bring his brother to me ; +I'll make him find him . Do this suddenly , +And let not search and inquisition quail +To bring again these foolish runaways . + + +Who's there ? + +What ! my young master ? O my gentle master ! +O my sweet master ! O you memory +Of old Sir Rowland ! why , what make you here ? +Why are you virtuous ? Why do people love you ? +And wherefore are you gentle , strong , and valiant ? +Why would you be so fond to overcome +The bony priser of the humorous duke ? +Your praise is come too swiftly home before you . +Know you not , master , to some kind of men +Their graces serve them but as enemies ? +No more do yours : your virtues , gentle master , +Are sanctified and holy traitors to you . +O , what a world is this , when what is comely +Envenoms him that bears it ! + +Why , what's the matter ? + +O unhappy youth ! +Come not within these doors ; within this roof +The enemy of all your graces lives . +Your brother ,no , no brother ; yet the son , +Yet not the son , I will not call him son +Of him I was about to call his father , +Hath heard your praises , and this night he means +To burn the lodging where you use to lie , +And you within it : if he fail of that , +He will have other means to cut you off . +I overheard him and his practices . +This is no place ; this house is but a butchery : +Abhor it , fear it , do not enter it . + +Why , whither , Adam , wouldst thou have me go ? + +No matter whither , so you come not here . + +What ! wouldst thou have me go and beg my food ? +Or with a base and boisterous sword enforce +A thievish living on the common road ? +This I must do , or know not what to do : +Yet this I will not do , do how I can ; +I rather will subject me to the malice +Of a diverted blood and bloody brother . + +But do not so . I have five hundred crowns , +The thrifty hire I sav'd under your father , +Which I did store to be my foster-nurse +When service should in my old limbs lie lame , +And unregarded age in corners thrown . +Take that ; and He that doth the ravens feed , +Yea , providently caters for the sparrow , +Be comfort to my age ! Here is the gold ; +All this I give you . Let me be your servant : +Though I look old , yet I am strong and lusty ; +For in my youth I never did apply +Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood , +Nor did not with unbashful forehead woo +The means of weakness and debility ; +Therefore my age is as a lusty winter , +Frosty , but kindly . Let me go with you ; +I'll do the service of a younger man +In all your business and necessities . + +O good old man ! how well in thee appears +The constant service of the antique world , +When service sweat for duty , not for meed ! +Thou art not for the fashion of these times , +Where none will sweat but for promotion , +And having that , do choke their service up +Even with the having : it is not so with thee . +But , poor old man , thou prun'st a rotten tree , +That cannot so much as a blossom yield , +In lieu of all thy pains and husbandry . +But come thy ways , we'll go along together , +And ere we have thy youthful wages spent , +We'll light upon some settled low content . + +Master , go on , and I will follow thee +To the last gasp with truth and loyalty . +From seventeen years till now almost fourscore +Here lived I , but now live here no more . +At seventeen years many their fortunes seek ; +But at fourscore it is too late a week : +Yet fortune cannot recompense me better +Than to die well and not my master's debtor . + + +O Jupiter ! how weary are my spirits . + +I care not for my spirits if my legs were not weary . + +I could find it in my heart to disgrace my man's apparel and to cry like a woman ; but I must comfort the weaker vessel , as doublet and hose ought to show itself courageous to petticoat : therefore , courage , good Aliena . + +I pray you , bear with me : I cannot go no further . + +For my part , I had rather bear with you than bear you ; yet I should bear no cross if I did bear you , for I think you have no money in your purse . + +Well , this is the forest of Arden . + +Ay , now am I in Arden ; the more fool I : when I was at home , I was in a better place : but travellers must be content . + +Ay , be so , good Touchstone . Look you , who comes here ; a young man and an old in solemn talk . + + +That is the way to make her scorn you still . + +O Corin , that thou knew'st how I do love her ! + +I partly guess , for I have lov'd ere now . + +No , Corin ; being old , thou canst not guess , +Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover +As ever sigh'd upon a midnight pillow : +But if thy love were ever like to mine , +As sure I think did never man love so , +How many actions most ridiculous +Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy ? + +Into a thousand that I have forgotten . + +O ! thou didst then ne'er love so heartily . +If thou remember'st not the slightest folly +That ever love did make thee run into , +Thou hast not lov'd : +Or if thou hast not sat as I do now , +Wearing thy hearer with thy mistress' praise , +Thou hast not lov'd : +Or if thou hast not broke from company +Abruptly , as my passion now makes me , +Thou hast not lov'd . O Phebe , Phebe , Phebe ! + + +Alas , poor shepherd ! searching of thy wound , +I have by hard adventure found mine own . + +And I mine . I remember , when I was in love I broke my sword upon a stone , and bid him take that for coming a-night to Jane Smile ; and I remember the kissing of her batler , and the cow's dugs that her pretty chopped hands had milked ; and I remember the wooing of a peascod instead of her , from whom I took two cods , and giving her them again , said with weeping tears , 'Wear these for my sake .' We that are true lovers run into strange capers ; but as all is mortal in nature , so is all nature in love mortal in folly . + +Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of . + +Nay , I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit till I break my shins against it . + +Jove , Jove ! this shepherd's passion +Is much upon my fashion . + +And mine ; but it grows something stale with me . + +I pray you , one of you question yond man , +If he for gold will give us any food : +I faint almost to death . + +Holla , you clown ! + +Peace , fool : he's not thy kinsman . + +Who calls ? + +Your betters , sir . + +Else are they very wretched . + +Peace , I say . Good even to you , friend . + +And to you , gentle sir , and to you all . + +I prithee , shepherd , if that love or gold +Can in this desert place buy entertainment , +Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed . +Here's a young maid with travel much oppress'd , +And faints for succour . + +Fair sir , I pity her , +And wish , for her sake more than for mine own , +My fortunes were more able to relieve her ; +But I am shepherd to another man , +And do not shear the fleeces that I graze : +My master is of churlish disposition +And little recks to find the way to heaven +By doing deeds of hospitality . +Besides , his cote , his flocks , and bounds of feed +Are now on sale ; and at our sheepcote now , +By reason of his absence , there is nothing +That you will feed on ; but what is , come see , +And in my voice most welcome shall you be . + +What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture ? + +That young swain that you saw here but erewhile , +That little cares for buying anything . + +I pray thee , if it stand with honesty , +Buy thou the cottage , pasture , and the flock , +And thou shalt have to pay for it of us . + +And we will mend thy wages . I like this place , +And willingly could waste my time in it . + +Assuredly the thing is to be sold : +Go with me : if you like upon report +The soil , the profit , and this kind of life , +I will your very faithful feeder be , +And buy it with your gold right suddenly . + + +Under the greenwood tree +Who loves to lie with me , +And turn his merry note +Unto the sweet bird's throat , +Come hither , come hither , come hither : +Here shall he see +No enemy +But winter and rough weather . + +More , more , I prithee , more . + +It will make you melancholy , Monsieur Jaques . + +I thank it . More ! I prithee , more . I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs . More ! I prithee , more . + +My voice is ragged ; I know I cannot please you . + +I do not desire you to please me ; I do desire you to sing . Come , more ; another stanzo : call you them stanzos ? + +What you will , Monsieur Jaques . + +Nay , I care not for their names ; they owe me nothing . Will you sing ? + +More at your request than to please myself . + +Well then , if ever I thank any man , I'll thank you : but that they call compliment is like the encounter of two dog-apes , and when a man thanks me heartily , methinks I have given him a penny and he renders me the beggarly thanks . Come , sing ; and you that will not , hold your tongues . + +Well , I'll end the song . Sirs , cover the while ; the duke will drink under this tree . He hath been all this day to look you . + +And I have been all this day to avoid him . He is too disputable for my company : I think of as many matters as he , but I give heaven thanks , and make no boast of them . Come , warble ; come . + +Who doth ambition shun , + +And loves to live i' the sun , +Secking the food he eats , +And pleas'd with what he gets . +Come hither , come hither , come hither : +Here shall he see +No enemy +But winter and rough weather . + +I'll give you a verse to this note , that I made yesterday in despite of my invention . + +And I'll sing it . + +Thus it goes : + +If it do come to pass +That any man turn ass , +Leaving his wealth and ease , +A stubborn will to please , +Ducdame , ducdame , ducdame : +Here shall he see +Gross fools as he , +An if he will come to me . + + +What's that 'ducdame ?' + +'Tis a Greek invocation to call fools into a circle . I'll go sleep if I can ; if I cannot , I'll rail against all the first-born of Egypt . + +And I'll go seek the duke : his banquet is prepared . + + +Dear master , I can go no further : O ! I die for food . Here lie I down , and measure out my grave . Farewell , kind master . + +Why , how now , Adam ! no greater heart in thee ? Live a little ; comfort a little ; cheer thyself a little . If this uncouth forest yield anything savage , I will either be food for it , or bring it for food to thee . Thy conceit is nearer death than thy powers . For my sake be comfortable , hold death awhile at the arm's end , I will here be with thee presently , and if I bring thee not something to eat , I will give thee leave to die ; but if thou diest before I come , thou art a mocker of my labour . Well said ! thou lookest cheerly , and I'll be with thee quickly . Yet thou liest in the bleak air : come I will bear thee to some shelter , and thou shalt not die for lack of a dinner , if there live anything in this desert . Cheerly , good Adam . + + +I think he be transform'd into a beast , +For I can nowhere find him like a man . + +My lord , he is but even now gone hence : +Here was he merry , hearing of a song . + +If he , compact of jars , grow musical , +We shall have shortly discord in the spheres . +Go , seek him : tell him I would speak with him . + +He saves my labour by his own approach . + + +Why , how now , monsieur ! what a life is this , +That your poor friends must woo your company ? +What , you look merrily ! + +A fool , a fool ! I met a fool i' the forest , +A motley fool ; a miserable world ! +As I do live by food , I met a fool ; +Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun , +And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms , +In good set terms , and yet a motley fool . +'Good morrow , fool ,' quoth I . 'No , sir ,' quoth he , +'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune .' +And then he drew a dial from his poke , +And , looking on it with lack-lustre eye , +Says very wisely , 'It is ten o'clock ; +Thus may we see ,' quoth he , 'how the world wags : +'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine , +And after one hour more 'twill be eleven ; +And so , from hour to hour we ripe and ripe , +And then from hour to hour we rot and rot , +And thereby hangs a tale .' When I did hear +The motley fool thus moral on the time , +My lungs began to crow like chanticleer , +That fools should be so deep-contemplative , +And I did laugh sans intermission +An hour by his dial . O noble fool ! +A worthy fool ! Motley's the only wear . + +What fool is this ? + +O worthy fool ! One that hath been a courtier , +And says , if ladies be but young and fair , +They have the gift to know it ; and in his brain , +Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit +After a voyage ,he hath strange places cramm'd +With observation , the which he vents +In mangled forms . O that I were a fool ! +I am ambitious for a motley coat . + +Thou shalt have one . + +It is my only suit ; +Provided that you weed your better judgments +Of all opinion that grows rank in them +That I am wise . I must have liberty +Withal , as large a charter as the wind , +To blow on whom I please ; for so fools have : +And they that are most galled with my folly , +They most must laugh . And why , sir , must they so ? +The 'why' is plain as way to parish church : +He that a fool doth very wisely hit +Doth very foolishly , although he smart , +Not to seem senseless of the bob ; if not , +The wise man's folly is anatomiz'd +Even by the squandering glances of the fool . +Invest me in my motley ; give me leave +To speak my mind , and I will through and through +Cleanse the foul body of th' infected world , +If they will patiently receive my medicine . + +Fie on thee ! I can tell what thou wouldst do . + +What , for a counter , would I do , but good ? + +Most mischievous foul sin , in chiding sin : +For thou thyself hast been a libertine , +As sensual as the brutish sting itself ; +And all the embossed sores and headed evils , +That thou with licence of free foot hast caught , +Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world . + +Why , who cries out on pride , +That can therein tax any private party ? +Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea , +Till that the weary very means do ebb ? +What woman in the city do I name , +When that I say the city-woman bears +The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders ? +Who can come in and say that I mean her , +When such a one as she such is her neighbour ? +Or what is he of basest function , +That says his bravery is not on my cost , +Thinking that I mean him ,but therein suits +His folly to the mettle of my speech ? +There then ; how then ? what then ? Let me see wherein +My tongue hath wrong'd him : if it do him right , +Then he hath wrong'd himself ; if he be free , +Why then , my taxing like a wild goose flies , +Unclaim'd of any man . But who comes here ? + + +Forbear , and eat no more . + +Why , I have eat none yet . + +Nor shalt not , till necessity be serv'd . + +Of what kind should this cock come of ? + +Art thou thus bolden'd , man , by thy distress , +Or else a rude despiser of good manners , +That in civility thou seem'st so empty ? + +You touch'd my vein at first : the thorny point +Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show +Of smooth civility ; yet I am inland bred +And know some nurture . But forbear , I say : +He dies that touches any of this fruit +Till I and my affairs are answered . + +An you will not be answered with reason , +I must die . + +What would you have ? Your gentleness shall force +More than your force move us to gentleness . + +I almost die for food ; and let me have it . + +Sit down and feed , and welcome to our table . + +Speak you so gently ? Pardon me , I pray you : +I thought that all things had been savage here , +And therefore put I on the countenance +Of stern commandment . But whate'er you are +That in this desert inaccessible , +Under the shade of melancholy boughs , +Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time ; +If ever you have look'd on better days , +If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church , +If ever sat at any good man's feast , +If ever from your eyelids wip'd a tear , +And know what 'tis to pity , and be pitied , +Let gentleness my strong enforcement be : +In the which hope I blush , and hide my sword . + +True is it that we have seen better days , +And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church , +And sat at good men's feasts , and wip'd our eyes +Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd ; +And therefore sit you down in gentleness +And take upon command what help we have +That to your wanting may be minister'd . + +Then but forbear your food a little while , +Whiles , like a doe , I go to find my fawn +And give it food . There is an old poor man , +Who after me hath many a weary step +Limp'd in pure love : till he be first suffic'd , +Oppress'd with two weak evils , age and hunger , +I will not touch a bit . + +Go find him out , +And we will nothing waste till you return . + +I thank ye ; and be bless'd for your good comfort ! + + +Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy : +This wide and universal theatre +Presents more woful pageants than the scene +Wherein we play in . + +All the world's a stage , +And all the men and women merely players : +They have their exits and their entrances ; +And one man in his time plays many parts , +His acts being seven ages . At first the infant , +Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms . +And then the whining school-boy , with his satchel , +And shining morning face , creeping like snail +Unwillingly to school . And then the lover , +Sighing like furnace , with a woful ballad +Made to his mistress' eyebrow . Then a soldier , +Full of strange oaths , and bearded like the pard , +Jealous in honour , sudden and quick in quarrel , +Seeking the bubble reputation +Even in the cannon's mouth . And then the justice , +In fair round belly with good capon lin'd , +With eyes severe , and beard of formal cut , +Full of wise saws and modern instances ; +And so he plays his part . The sixth age shifts +Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon , +With spectacles on nose and pouch on side , +His youthful hose well sav'd , a world too wide +For his shrunk shank ; and his big manly voice , +Turning again toward childish treble , pipes +And whistles in his sound . Last scene of all , +That ends this strange eventful history , +Is second childishness and mere oblivion , +Sans teeth , sans eyes , sans taste , sans everything . + + +Welcome . Set down your venerable burden , +And let him feed . + +I thank you most for him . + +So had you need : +I scarce can speak to thank you for myself . + +Welcome ; fall to : I will not trouble you +As yet , to question you about your fortunes . +Give us some music ; and , good cousin , sing . + +Blow , blow , thou winter wind , +Thou art not so unkind +As man's ingratitude ; +Thy tooth is not so keen , +Because thou art not seen , +Although thy breath be rude . +Heigh-ho ! sing , heigh-ho ! unto the green holly : +Most friendship is feigning , most loving mere folly . +Then heigh-ho ! the holly ! +This life is most jolly . +Freeze , freeze , thou bitter sky , +That dost not bite so nigh +As benefits forgot : +Though thou the waters warp , +Thy sting is not so sharp +As friend remember'd not . +Heigh-ho ! sing , heigh-ho ! unto the green holly : +Most friendship is feigning , most loving mere folly . +Then heigh-ho ! the holly ! +This life is most jolly . + +If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son , +As you have whisper'd faithfully you were , +And as mine eye doth his effigies witness +Most truly limn'd and living in your face , +Be truly welcome hither : I am the duke +That lov'd your father : the residue of your fortune , +Go to my cave and tell me . Good old man , +Thou art right welcome as thy master is . +Support him by the arm . Give me your hand , +And let me all your fortunes understand . + +Not seen him since ! Sir , sir , that cannot be : +But were I not the better part made mercy , +I should not seek an absent argument +Of my revenge , thou present . But look to it : +Find out thy brother , wheresoe'er he is ; +Seek him with candle ; bring him , dead or living , +Within this twelvemonth , or turn thou no more +To seek a living in our territory . +Thy lands and all things that thou dost call thine +Worth seizure , do we seize into our hands , +Till thou canst quit thee by thy brother's mouth +Of what we think against thee . + +O that your highness knew my heart in this ! +I never lov'd my brother in my life . + +More villain thou . Well , push him out of doors ; +And let my officers of such a nature +Make an extent upon his house and lands . +Do this expediently and turn him going . + + +Hang there , my verse , in witness of my love : +And thou , thrice-crowned queen of night , survey +With thy chaste eye , from thy pale sphere above , +Thy huntress' name , that my full life doth sway . +O Rosalind ! these trees shall be my books , +And in their barks my thoughts I'll character , +That every eye , which in this forest looks , +Shall see thy virtue witness'd everywhere . +Run , run , Orlando : carve on every tree +The fair , the chaste , and unexpressive she . + +And how like you this shepherd's life , Master Touchstone ? + +Truly , shepherd , in respect of itself , it is a good life ; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life , it is naught . In respect that it is solitary , I like it very well ; but in respect that it is private , it is a very vile life . Now , in respect it is in the fields , it pleaseth me well ; but in respect it is not in the court , it is tedious . As it is a spare life , look you , it fits my humour well ; but as there is no more plenty in it , it goes much against my stomach . Hast any philosophy in thee , shepherd ? + +No more but that I know the more one sickens the worse at ease he is ; and that he that wants money , means , and content , is without three good friends ; that the property of rain is to wet , and fire to burn ; that good pasture makes fat sheep , and that a great cause of the night is lack of the sun ; that he that hath learned no wit by nature nor art may complain of good breeding , or comes of a very dull kindred . + +Such a one is a natural philosopher . Wast ever in court , shepherd ? + +No , truly . + +Then thou art damned . + +Nay , I hope . + +Truly , thou art damned like an ill-roasted egg , all on one side . + +For not being at court ? Your reason . + +Why , if thou never wast at court , thou never sawest good manners ; if thou never sawest good manners , then thy manners must be wicked ; and wickedness is sin , and sin is damnation . Thou art in a parlous state , shepherd . + +Not a whit , Touchstone : those that are good manners at the court , are as ridiculous in the country as the behaviour of the country is most mockable at the court . You told me you salute not at the court , but you kiss your hands ; that courtesy would be uncleanly if courtiers were shepherds . + +Instance , briefly ; come , instance . + +Why , we are still handling our ewes , and their fells , you know , are greasy . + +Why , do not your courtier's hands sweat ? and is not the grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of a man ? Shallow , shallow . A better instance , I say ; come . + +Besides , our hands are hard . + +Your lips will feel them the sooner : shallow again . A more sounder instance ; come . + +And they are often tarred over with the surgery of our sheep ; and would you have us kiss tar ? The courtier's hands are perfumed with civet . + +Most shallow man ! Thou worms-meat , in respect of a good piece of flesh , indeed ! Learn of the wise , and perpend : civet is of a baser birth than tar , the very uncleanly flux of a cat . Mend the instance , shepherd . + +You have too courtly a wit for me : I'll rest . + +Wilt thou rest damned ? God help thee , shallow man ! God make incision in thee ! thou art raw . + +Sir , I am a true labourer : I earn that I eat , get that I wear , owe no man hate , envy no man's happiness , glad of other men's good , content with my harm ; and the greatest of my pride is to see my ewes graze and my lambs suck . + +That is another simple sin in you , to bring the ewes and the rams together , and to offer to get your living by the copulation of cattle ; to be bawd to a bell-wether , and to betray a she-lamb of a twelvemonth to a crooked-pated , old , cuckoldy ram , out of all reasonable match . If thou be'st not damned for this , the devil himself will have no shepherds : I cannot see else how thou shouldst 'scape . + +Here comes young Master Ganymede , my new mistress's brother . + +From the east to western Ind , +No jewel is like Rosalind +Her worth , being mounted on the wind , +Through all the world bears Rosalind . +All the pictures fairest lin'd +Are but black to Rosalind . +Let no face be kept in mind , +But the fair of Rosalind . + + +I'll rime you so , eight years together , dinners and suppers and sleeping hours excepted : it is the right butter-women's rank to market . + +Out , fool ! + +For a taste : + +If a hart do lack a hind , +Let him seek out Rosalind . +If the cat will after kind , +So be sure will Rosalind . +Winter-garments must be lin'd , +So must slender Rosalind . +They that reap must sheaf and bind , +Then to cart with Rosalind . +Sweetest nut hath sourest rind , +Such a nut is Rosalind . +He that sweetest rose will find +Must find love's prick and Rosalind . + +This is the very false gallop of verses : why do you infect yourself with them ? + +Peace ! you dull fool : I found them on a tree . + +Truly , the tree yields bad fruit . + +I'll graff it with you , and then I shall graff it with a medlar : then it will be the earliest fruit i' the country ; for you'll be rotten ere you be half ripe , and that's the right virtue of the medlar . + +You have said ; but whether wisely or no , let the forest judge . + + +Peace ! +Here comes my sister , reading : stand aside . + + +Why should this a desert be ? +For it is unpeopled ? No ; +Tongues I'll hang on every tree , +That shall civil sayings show . +Some , how brief the life of man +Runs his erring pilgrimage , +That the stretching of a span +Buckles in his sum of age ; +Some , of violated vows +'Twixt the souls of friend and friend : +But upon the fairest boughs , +Or at every sentence' end , +Will I Rosalinda write ; +Teaching all that read to know +The quintessence of every sprite +Heaven would in little show . +Therefore Heaven Nature charg'd +That one body should be fill'd +With all graces wide enlarg'd : +Nature presently distill'd +Helen's cheek , but not her heart , +Cleopatra's majesty , +Atalanta's better part , +Sad Lucretia's modesty . +Thus Rosalind of many parts +By heavenly synod was devis'd +Of many faces , eyes , and hearts , +To have the touches dearest priz'd . +Heaven would that she these gifts should have , +And I to live and die her slave . + + +O most gentle pulpiter ! what tedious homily of love have you wearied your parishioners withal , and never cried , 'Have patience , good people !' + +How now ! back , friends ! Shepherd , go off a little : go with him , sirrah . + +Come , shepherd , let us make an honourable retreat ; though not with bag and baggage , yet with scrip and scrippage . + + +Didst thou hear these verses ? + +O , yes , I heard them all , and more too ; for some of them had in them more feet than the verses would bear . + +That's no matter : the feet might bear the verses . + +Ay , but the feet were lame , and could not bear themselves without the verse , and therefore stood lamely in the verse . + +But didst thou hear without wondering , how thy name should be hanged and carved upon these trees ? + +I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder before you came ; for look here what I found on a palm-tree : I was never so be-rimed since Pythagoras' time , that I was an Irish rat , which I can hardly remember . + +Trow you who hath done this ? + +Is it a man ? + +And a chain , that you once wore , about his neck . Change you colour ? + +I prithee , who ? + +O Lord , Lord ! it is a hard matter for friends to meet ; but mountains may be removed with earthquakes , and so encounter . + +Nay , but who is it ? + +Is it possible ? + +Nay , I prithee now , with most petitionary vehemence , tell me who it is . + +O wonderful , wonderful , and most wonderful wonderful ! and yet again wonderful ! and after that , out of all whooping ! + +Good my complexion ! dost thou think , though I am caparison'd like a man , I have a doublet and hose in my disposition ? One inch of delay more is a South-sea of discovery ; I prithee , tell me who is it quickly , and speak apace . I would thou couldst stammer , that thou mightst pour this concealed man out of thy mouth , as wine comes out of a narrow-mouth'd bottle ; either too much at once , or none at all . I prithee , take the cork out of thy mouth , that I may drink thy tidings . + +So you may put a man in your belly . + +Is he of God's making ? What manner of man ? Is his head worth a hat , or his chin worth a beard ? + +Nay , he hath but a little beard . + +Why , God will send more , if the man will be thankful . Let me stay the growth of his beard , if thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin . + +It is young Orlando , that tripped up the wrestler's heels and your heart both , in an instant . + +Nay , but the devil take mocking : speak , sad brow and true maid . + +I' faith , coz , 'tis he . + +Orlando ? + +Orlando . + +Alas the day ! what shall I do with my doublet and hose ? What did he when thou sawest him ? What said he ? How looked he ? Wherein went he ? What makes he here ? Did he ask for me ? Where remains he ? How parted he with thee , and when shalt thou see him again ? Answer me in one word . + +You must borrow me Gargantua's mouth first : 'tis a word too great for any mouth of this age's size . To say ay and no to these particulars is more than to answer in a catechism . + +But doth he know that I am in this forest and in man's apparel ? Looks he as freshly as he did the day he wrestled ? + +It is as easy to count atomies as to resolve the propositions of a lover ; but take a taste of my finding him , and relish it with good observance . I found him under a tree , like a dropped acorn . + +It may well be called Jove's tree , when it drops forth such fruit . + +Give me audience , good madam . + +Proceed . + +There lay he , stretch'd along like a wounded knight . + +Though it be pity to see such a sight , it well becomes the ground . + +Cry 'holla !' to thy tongue , I prithee ; it curvets unseasonably . He was furnish'd like a hunter . + +O , ominous ! he comes to kill my heart . + +I would sing my song without a burthen : thou bringest me out of tune . + +Do you not know I am a woman ? when I think , I must speak . Sweet , say on . + +You bring me out . Soft ! comes he not here ? + +'Tis he : slink by , and note him . + + +I thank you for your company ; but , good faith , I had as lief have been myself alone . + +And so had I ; but yet , for fashion' sake , I thank you too for your society . + +God be wi' you : let's meet as little as we can . + +I do desire we may be better strangers . + +I pray you , mar no more trees with writing love-songs in their barks . + +I pray you mar no more of my verses with reading them ill-favouredly . + +Rosalind is your love's name ? + +Yes , just . + +I do not like her name . + +There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened . + +What stature is she of ? + +Just as high as my heart . + +You are full of pretty answers . Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives , and conn'd them out of rings ? + +Not so ; but I answer you right painted cloth , from whence you have studied your questions . + +You have a nimble wit : I think 'twas made of Atalanta's heels . Will you sit down with me ? and we two will rail against our mistress the world , and all our misery . + +I will chide no breather in the world but myself , against whom I know most faults . + +The worst fault you have is to be in love . + +'Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue . I am weary of you . + +By my troth , I was seeking for a fool when I found you . + +He is drowned in the brook : look but in , and you shall see him . + +There I shall see mine own figure . + +Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher . + +I'll tarry no longer with you . Farewell , good Signior Love . + +I am glad of your departure . Adieu , good Monsieur Melancholy . + + +I will speak to him like a saucy lackey , and under that habit play the knave with him . Do you hear , forester ? + +Very well : what would you ? + +I pray you , what is't o'clock ? + +You should ask me , what time o' day ; there's no clock in the forest . + +Then there is no true lover in the forest ; else sighing every minute and groaning every hour would detect the lazy foot of Time as well as a clock . + +And why not the swift foot of Time ? had not that been as proper ? + +By no means , sir . Time travels in divers paces with divers persons . I'll tell you who Time ambles withal , who Time trots withal , who Time gallops withal , and who he stands still withal . + +I prithee , who doth he trot withal ? + +Marry , he trots hard with a young maid between the contract of her marriage and the day it is solemnized ; if the interim be but a se'nnight , Time's pace is so hard that it seems the length of seven year . + +Who ambles Time withal ? + +With a priest that lacks Latin , and a rich man that hath not the gout ; for the one sleeps easily because he cannot study , and the other lives merrily because he feels no pain ; the one lacking the burden of lean and wasteful learning , the other knowing no burden of heavy tedious penury . These Time ambles withal . + +Who doth he gallop withal ? + +With a thief to the gallows ; for though he go as softly as foot can fall he thinks himself too soon there . + +Who stays it still withal ? + +With lawyers in the vacation ; for they sleep between term and term , and then they perceive not how Time moves . + +Where dwell you , pretty youth ? + +With this shepherdess , my sister ; here in the skirts of the forest , like fringe upon a petticoat . + +Are you native of this place ? + +As the cony , that you see dwell where she is kindled . + +Your accent is something finer than you could purchase in so removed a dwelling . + +I have been told so of many : but indeed an old religious uncle of mine taught me to speak , who was in his youth an inland man ; one that knew courtship too well , for there he fell in love . I have heard him read many lectures against it ; and I thank God , I am not a woman , to be touched with so many giddy offences as he hath generally taxed their whole sex withal . + +Can you remember any of the principal evils that he laid to the charge of women ? + +There were none principal ; they were all like one another as half-pence are ; every one fault seeming monstrous till his fellow fault came to match it . + +I prithee , recount some of them . + +No , I will not cast away my physic , but on those that are sick . There is a man haunts the forest , that abuses our young plants with carving 'Rosalind' on their barks ; hangs odes upon hawthorns , and elegies on brambles ; all , forsooth , deifying the name of Rosalind : if I could meet that fancy-monger , I would give him some good counsel , for he seems to have the quotidian of love upon him . + +I am he that is so love-shaked . I pray you , tell me your remedy . + +There is none of my uncle's marks upon you : he taught me how to know a man in love ; in which cage of rushes I am sure you are not prisoner . + +What were his marks ? + +A lean cheek , which you have not ; a blue eye and sunken , which you have not ; an unquestionable spirit , which you have not ; a beard neglected , which you have not : but I pardon you for that , for , simply , your having in beard is a younger brother's revenue . Then , your hose should be ungartered , your bonnet unbanded , your sleeve unbuttoned , your shoe untied , and everything about you demonstrating a careless desolation . But you are no such man : you are rather point-device in your accoutrements ; as loving yourself than seeming the lover of any other . + +Fair youth , I would I could make thee believe I love . + +Me believe it ! you may as soon make her that you love believe it ; which , I warrant , she is apter to do than to confess she does ; that is one of the points in the which women still give the lie to their consciences . But , in good sooth , are you he that hangs the verses on the trees , wherein Rosalind is so admired ? + +I swear to thee , youth , by the white hand of Rosalind , I am that he , that unfortunate he . + +But are you so much in love as your rimes speak ? + +Neither rime nor reason can express how much . + +Love is merely a madness , and , I tell you , deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do ; and the reason why they are not so punished and cured is , that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too . Yet I profess curing it by counsel . + +Did you ever cure any so ? + +Yes , one ; and in this manner . He was to imagine me his love , his mistress ; and I set him every day to woo me : at which time would I , being but a moonish youth , grieve , be effeminate , changeable , longing and liking ; proud , fantastical , apish , shallow , inconstant , full of tears , full of smiles , for every passion something , and for no passion truly anything , as boys and women are , for the most part , cattle of this colour ; would now like him , now loathe him ; then entertain him , then forswear him ; now weep for him , then spit at him ; that I drave my suitor from his mad humour of love to a living humour of madness , which was , to forswear the full stream of the world , and to live in a nook merely monastic . And thus I cured him ; and this way will I take upon me to wash your liver as clean as a sound sheep's heart , that there shall not be one spot of love in't . + +I would not be cured , youth . + +I would cure you , if you would but call me Rosalind , and come every day to my cote and woo me . + +Now , by the faith of my love , I will : tell me where it is . + +Go with me to it and I'll show it you ; and by the way you shall tell me where in the forest you live . Will you go ? + +With all my heart , good youth . + +Nay , you must call me Rosalind . Come , sister , will you go ? + + +Come apace , good Audrey : I will fetch up your goats , Audrey . And how , Audrey ? am I the man yet ? doth my simple feature content you ? + +Your features ! Lord warrant us ! what features ? + +I am here with thee and thy goats , as the most capricious poet , honest Ovid , was among the Goths . + +O knowledge ill-inhabited , worse than Jove in a thatch'd house ! + +When a man's verses cannot be understood , nor a man's good wit seconded with the forward child Understanding , it strikes a man more dead than a great reckoning in a little room . Truly , I would the gods had made thee poetical . + +I do not know what 'poetical' is . Is it honest in deed and word ? Is it a true thing ? + +No , truly , for the truest poetry is the most feigning ; and lovers are given to poetry , and what they swear in poetry may be said as lovers they do feign . + +Do you wish then that the gods had made me poetical ? + +I do , truly ; for thou swearest to me thou art honest : now , if thou wert a poet , I might have some hope thou didst feign . + +Would you not have me honest ? + +No , truly , unless thou wert hard-favour'd ; for honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar . + +A material fool . + +Well , I am not fair , and therefore I pray the gods make me honest . + +Truly , and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut were to put good meat into an unclean dish . + +I am not a slut , though I thank the gods I am foul . + +Well , praised be the gods for thy foulness ! sluttishness may come hereafter . But be it as it may be , I will marry thee ; and to that end I have been with Sir Oliver Martext , the vicar of the next village , who hath promised to meet me in this place of the forest , and to couple us . + +I would fain see this meeting . + +Well , the gods give us joy ! + +Amen . A man may , if he were of a fearful heart , stagger in this attempt ; for here we have no temple but the wood , no assembly but horn-beasts . But what though ? Courage ! As horns are odious , they are necessary . It is said , 'many a man knows no end of his goods :' right ; many a man has good horns , and knows no end of them . Well , that is the dowry of his wife ; 'tis none of his own getting . Horns ? Even so . Poor men alone ? No , no ; the noblest deer hath them as huge as the rascal . Is the single man therefore blessed ? No : as a walled town is more worthier than a village , so is the forehead of a married man more honourable than the bare brow of a bachelor ; and by how much defence is better than no skill , by so much is a horn more precious than to want . Here comes Sir Oliver . + +Sir Oliver Martext , you are well met : will you dispatch us here under this tree , or shall we go with you to your chapel ? + +Is there none here to give the woman ? + +I will not take her on gift of any man . + +Truly , she must be given , or the marriage is not lawful . + +Proceed , proceed : I'll give her . + +Good even , good Master What-ye-call't . how do you , sir ? You are very well met : God 'ild you for your last company : I am very glad to see you : even a toy in hand here , sir : nay , pray be covered . + +Will you be married , motley ? + +As the ox hath his bow , sir , the horse his curb , and the falcon her bells , so man hath his desires ; and as pigeons bill , so wedlock would be nibbling . + +And will you , being a man of your breeding , be married under a bush , like a beggar ? Get you to church , and have a good priest that can tell you what marriage is : this fellow will but join you together as they join wainscot ; then one of you will prove a shrunk panel , and like green timber , warp , warp . + +I am not in the mind but I were better to be married of him than of another : for he is not like to marry me well , and not being well married , it will be a good excuse for me hereafter to leave my wife . + +Go thou with me , and let me counsel thee . + +Come , sweet Audrey : +We must be married , or we must live in bawdry . +Farewell , good Master Oliver : not + +O sweet Oliver ! +O brave Oliver ! +Leave me not behind thee : + +but , + +Wind away , +Begone , I say , +I will not to wedding with thee . + +'Tis no matter : ne'er a fantastical knave of them all shall flout me out of my calling . + + +Never talk to me : I will weep . + +Do , I prithee ; but yet have the grace to consider that tears do not become a man . + +But have I not cause to weep ? + +As good cause as one would desire ; therefore weep . + +His very hair is of the dissembling colour . + +Something browner than Judas's ; marry , his kisses are Judas's own children . + +I' faith , his hair is of a good colour . + +An excellent colour : your chesnut was ever the only colour . + +And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread . + +He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana : a nun of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously ; the very ice of chastity is in them . + +But why did he swear he would come this morning , and comes not ? + +Nay , certainly , there is no truth in him . + +Do you think so ? + +Yes : I think he is not a pick-purse nor a horse-stealer ; but for his verity in love , I do think him as concave as a covered goblet or a worm-eaten nut . + +Not true in love ? + +Yes , when he is in ; but I think he is not in . + +You have heard him swear downright he was . + +'Was' is not 'is :' besides , the oath of a lover is no stronger than the word of a tapster ; they are both the confirmers of false reckonings . He attends here in the forest on the duke your father . + +I met the duke yesterday and had much question with him . He asked me of what parentage I was ; I told him , of as good as he ; so he laughed , and let me go . But what talk we of fathers , when there is such a man as Orlando ? + +O , that's a brave man ! he writes brave verses , speaks brave words , swears brave oaths , and breaks them bravely , quite traverse , athwart the heart of his lover ; as a puisny tilter , that spurs his horse but on one side , breaks his staff like a noble goose . But all's brave that youth mounts and folly guides . Who comes here ? + + +Mistress and master , you have oft inquir'd +After the shepherd that complain'd of love , +Who you saw sitting by me on the turf , +Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess +That was his mistress . + +Well , and what of him ? + +If you will see a pageant truly play'd , +Between the pale complexion of true love +And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain , +Go hence a little , and I shall conduct you , +If you will mark it . + +O ! come , let us remove : +The sight of lovers feedeth those in love . +Bring us to this sight , and you shall say +I'll prove a busy actor in their play . + + +Sweet Phebe , do not scorn me ; do not , Phebe : +Say that you love me not , but say not so +In bitterness . The common executioner , +Whose heart the accustom'd sight of death makes hard , +Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck +But first begs pardon : will you sterner be +Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops ? + + +I would not be thy executioner : +I fly thee , for I would not injure thee . +Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye : +'Tis pretty , sure , and very probable , +That eyes , that are the frail'st and softest things , +Who shut their coward gates on atomies , +Should be call'd tyrants , butchers , murderers ! +Now I do frown on thee with all my heart ; +And , if mine eyes can wound , now let them kill thee ; +Now counterfeit to swound ; why now fall down ; +Or , if thou canst not , O ! for shame , for shame , +Lie not , to say mine eyes are murderers . +Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee ; +Scratch thee but with a pin , and there remains +Some scar of it ; lean but upon a rush , +The cicatrice and capable impressure +Thy palm some moment keeps ; but now mine eyes , +Which I have darted at thee , hurt thee not , +Nor , I am sure , there is no force in eyes +That can do hurt . + +O dear Phebe , +If ever ,as that ever may be near , +You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy , +Then shall you know the wounds invisible +That love's keen arrows make . + +But , till that time +Come not thou near me ; and , when that time comes , +Afflict me with thy mocks , pity me not ; +As , till that time I shall not pity thee . + +And why , I pray you ? Who might be your mother , +That you insult , exult , and all at once , +Over the wretched ? What though you have no beauty , +As by my faith , I see no more in you +Than without candle may go dark to bed , +Must you be therefore proud and pitiless ? +Why , what means this ? Why do you look on me ? +I see no more in you than in the ordinary +Of nature's sale-work . Od's my little life ! +I think she means to tangle my eyes too . +No , faith , proud mistress , hope not after it : +'Tis not your inky brows , your black silk hair , +Your bugle eyeballs , nor your cheek of cream , +That can entame my spirits to your worship . +You foolish shepherd , wherefore do you follow her , +Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain ? +You are a thousand times a properer man +Than she a woman : 'tis such fools as you +That make the world full of ill-favour'd children : +'Tis not her glass , but you , that flatters her ; +And out of you she sees herself more proper +Than any of her lineaments can show her . +But , mistress , know yourself : down on your knees , +And thank heaven , fasting , for a good man's love : +For I must tell you friendly in your ear , +Sell when you can ; you are not for all markets . +Cry the man mercy ; love him ; take his offer : +Foul is most foul , being foul to be a scoffer . +So take her to thee , shepherd . Fare you well . + +Sweet youth , I pray you , chide a year together : +I had rather hear you chide than this man woo . + +He's fallen in love with her foulness , and she'll fall in love with my anger . If it be so , as fast as she answers thee with frowning looks , I'll sauce her with bitter words . Why look you so upon me ? + +For no ill will I bear you . + +I pray you , do not fall in love with me , +For I am falser than vows made in wine : +Besides , I like you not . If you will know my house , +'Tis at the tuft of olives here hard by . +Will you go , sister ? Shepherd , ply her hard . +Come , sister . Shepherdess , look on him better , +And be not proud : though all the world could see , +None could be so abus'd in sight as he . +Come , to our flock . + + +Dead shepherd , now I find thy saw of might : +'Who ever lov'd that lov'd not at first sight ?' + +Sweet Phebe , + +Ha ! what sayst thou , Silvius ? + +Sweet Phebe , pity me . + +Why , I am sorry for thee , gentle Silvius . + +Wherever sorrow is , relief would be : +If you do sorrow at my grief in love , +By giving love your sorrow and my grief +Were both extermin'd . + +Thou hast my love : is not that neighbourly ? + +I would have you . + +Why , that were covetousness . +Silvius , the time was that I hated thee ; +And yet it is not that I bear thee love : +But since that thou canst talk of love so well , +Thy company , which erst was irksome to me , +I will endure , and I'll employ thee too ; +But do not look for further recompense +Than thine own gladness that thou art employ'd . + +So holy and so perfect is my love , +And I in such a poverty of grace , +That I shall think it a most plenteous crop +To glean the broken ears after the man +That the main harvest reaps : loose now and then +A scatter'd smile , and that I'll live upon . + +Know'st thou the youth that spoke to me erewhile ? + +Not very well , but I have met him oft ; +And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds +That the old carlot once was master of . + +Think not I love him , though I ask for him . +'Tis but a peevish boy ; yet he talks well ; +But what care I for words ? yet words do well , +When he that speaks them pleases those that hear . +It is a pretty youth : not very pretty : +But , sure , he's proud ; and yet his pride becomes him : +He'll make a proper man : the best thing in him +Is his complexion ; and faster than his tongue +Did make offence his eye did heal it up . +He is not very tall ; yet for his years he's tall : +His leg is but so so ; and yet 'tis well : +There was a pretty redness in his lip , +A little riper and more lusty red +Than that mix'd in his cheek ; 'twas just the difference +Betwixt the constant red and mingled damask . +There be some women , Silvius , had they mark'd him +In parcels as I did , would have gone near +To fall in love with him ; but , for my part , +I love him not nor hate him not ; and yet +Have more cause to hate him than to love him : +For what had he to do to chide at me ? +He said mine eyes were black and my hair black ; +And , now I am remember'd , scorn'd at me . +I marvel why I answer'd not again : +But that's all one ; omittance is no quittance . +I'll write to him a very taunting letter , +And thou shalt bear it : wilt thou , Silvius ? + +Phebe , with all my heart . + +I'll write it straight ; +The matter's in my head and in my heart : +I will be bitter with him and passing short . +Go with me , Silvius . + +I prithee , pretty youth , let me be better acquainted with thee . + +They say you are a melancholy fellow . + +I am so ; I do love it better than laughing . + +Those that are in extremity of either are abominable fellows , and betray themselves to every modern censure worse than drunkards . + +Why , 'tis good to be sad and say nothing . + +Why , then , 'tis good to be a post . + +I have neither the scholar's melancholy , which is emulation ; nor the musician's , which is fantastical ; nor the courtier's , which is proud ; nor the soldier's , which is ambitious ; nor the lawyer's , which is politic ; nor the lady's , which is nice ; nor the lover's , which is all these : but it is a melancholy of mine own , compounded of many simples , extracted from many objects , and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels , which , by often rumination , wraps me in a most humorous sadness . + +A traveller ! By my faith , you have great reason to be sad . I fear you have sold your own lands to see other men's ; then , to have seen much and to have nothing , is to have rich eyes and poor hands . + +Yes , I have gained my experience . + +And your experience makes you sad : I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad : and to travel for it too ! + + +Good day , and happiness , dear Rosalind ! + +Nay then , God be wi' you , an you talk in blank verse . + + +Farewell , Monsieur Traveller : look you lisp , and wear strange suits , disable all the benefits of your own country , be out of love with your nativity , and almost chide God for making you that countenance you are ; or I will scarce think you have swam in a gondola . Why , how now , Orlando ! where have you been all this while ? You a lover ! An you serve me such another trick , never come in my sight more . + +My fair Rosalind , I come within an hour of my promise . + +Break an hour's promise in love ! He that will divide a minute into a thousand parts , and break but a part of the thousandth part of a minute in the affairs of love , it may be said of him that Cupid hath clapped him o' the shoulder , but I'll warrant him heart-whole . + +Pardon me , dear Rosalind . + +Nay , an you be so tardy , come no more in my sight : I had as lief be wooed of a snail . + +Of a snail ! + +Ay , of a snail ; for though he comes slowly , he carries his house on his head ; a better jointure , I think , than you make a woman : besides , he brings his destiny with him . + +What's that ? + +Why , horns ; that such as you are fain to be beholding to your wives for : but he comes armed in his fortune and prevents the slander of his wife . + +Virtue is no horn-maker ; and my Rosalind is virtuous . + +And I am your Rosalind ? + +It pleases him to call you so ; but he hath a Rosalind of a better leer than you . + +Come , woo me , woo me ; for now I am in a holiday humour , and like enough to consent . What would you say to me now , an I were your very very Rosalind ? + +I would kiss before I spoke . + +Nay , you were better speak first , and when you were gravelled for lack of matter , you might take occasion to kiss . Very good orators , when they are out , they will spit ; and for lovers lacking ,God warn us !matter , the cleanliest shift is to kiss . + +How if the kiss be denied ? + +Then she puts you to entreaty , and there begins new matter . + +Who could be out , being before his beloved mistress ? + +Marry , that should you , if I were your mistress ; or I should think my honesty ranker than my wit . + +What , of my suit ? + +Not out of your apparel , and yet out of your suit . Am not I your Rosalind ? + +I take some joy to say you are , because I would be talking of her . + +Well , in her person I say I will not have you . + +Then in mine own person I die . + +No , faith , die by attorney . The poor world is almost six thousand years old , and in all this time there was not any man died in his own person , videlicet , in a love-cause . Troilus had his brains dashed out with a Grecian club ; yet he did what he could to die before , and he is one of the patterns of love . Leander , he would have lived many a fair year , though Hero had turned nun , if it had not been for a hot mid-summer night ; for , good youth , he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont , and being taken with the cramp was drowned ; and the foolish coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos .' But these are all lies : men have died from time to time , and worms have eaten them , but not for love . + +I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind ; for , I protest , her frown might kill me . + +By this hand , it will not kill a fly . But come , now I will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on disposition ; and ask me what you will , I will grant it . + +Then love me , Rosalind . + +Yes , faith will I , Fridays and Saturdays and all . + +And wilt thou have me ? + +Ay , and twenty such . + +What sayest thou ? + +Are you not good ? + +I hope so . + +Why then , can one desire too much of a good thing ?Come , sister , you shall be the priest and marry us .Give me your hand , Orlando . What do you say , sister ? + +Pray thee , marry us . + +I cannot say the words . + +You must begin ,'Will you , Orlando ,' + +Go to .Will you , Orlando , have to wife this Rosalind ? + +I will . + +Ay , but when ? + +Why now ; as fast as she can marry us . + +Then you must say , 'I take thee , Rosalind , for wife .' + +I take thee , Rosalind , for wife . + +I might ask you for your commission ; but , I do take thee , Orlando , for my husband : there's a girl goes before the priest ; and , certainly , a woman's thought runs before her actions . + +So do all thoughts ; they are winged . + +Now tell me how long you would have her after you have possessed her ? + +For ever and a day . + +Say 'a day ,' without the 'ever .' No , no , Orlando ; men are April when they woo , December when they wed : maids are May when they are maids , but the sky changes when they are wives . I will be more jealous of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen ; more clamorous than a parrot against rain ; more new-fangled than an ape ; more giddy in my desires than a monkey : I will weep for nothing , like Diana in the fountain , and I will do that when you are disposed to be merry ; I will laugh like a hyen , and that when thou art inclined to sleep . + +But will my Rosalind do so ? + +By my life , she will do as I do . + +O ! but she is wise . + +Or else she could not have the wit to do this : the wiser , the waywarder : make the doors upon a woman's wit , and it will out at the casement ; shut that , and 'twill out at the key-hole ; stop that , 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney . + +A man that hath a wife with such a wit , he might say , 'Wit , whither wilt ?' + +Nay , you might keep that check for it till you met your wife's wit going to your neighbour's bed . + +And what wit could wit have to excuse that ? + +Marry , to say she came to seek you there . You shall never take her without her answer , unless you take her without her tongue . O ! that woman that cannot make her fault her husband's occasion , let her never nurse her child herself , for she will breed it like a fool . + +For these two hours , Rosalind , I will leave thee . + +Alas ! dear love , I cannot lack thee two hours . + +I must attend the duke at dinner : by two o'clock I will be with thee again . + +Ay , go your ways , go your ways ; I knew what you would prove , my friends told me as much , and I thought no less : that flattering tongue of yours won me : 'tis but one cast away , and so , come , death ! Two o'clock is your hour ? + +Ay , sweet Rosalind . + +By my troth , and in good earnest , and so God mend me , and by all pretty oaths that are not dangerous , if you break one jot of your promise or come one minute behind your hour , I will think you the most pathetical break-promise , and the most hollow lover , and the most unworthy of her you call Rosalind , that may be chosen out of the gross band of the unfaithful . Therefore , beware my censure , and keep your promise . + +With no less religion than if thou wert indeed my Rosalind : so , adieu . + +Well , Time is the old justice that examines all such offenders , and let Time try . Adieu . + + +You have simply misused our sex in your love-prate : we must have your doublot and hose plucked over your head , and show the world what the bird hath done to her own nest . + +O coz , coz , coz , my pretty little coz , that thou didst know how many fathom deep I am in love ! But it cannot be sounded : my affection hath an unknown bottom , like the bay of Portugal . + +Or rather , bottomless ; that as fast as you pour affection in , it runs out . + +No ; that same wicked bastard of Venus , that was begot of thought , conceived of spleen , and born of madness , that blind rascally boy that abuses every one's eyes because his own are out , let him be judge how deep I am in love . I'll tell thee , Aliena , I cannot be out of the sight of Orlando : I'll go find a shadow and sigh till he come . + +And I'll sleep . + + +Which is he that killed the deer ? + +Sir , it was I . + +Let's present him to the duke , like a +Roman conqueror ; and it would do well to set the deer's horns upon his head for a branch of victory . Have you no song , forester , for this purpose ? + +Yes , sir . + +Sing it : 'tis no matter how it be in tune so it make noise enough . + +What shall he have that kill'd the deer ? +His leather skin and horns to wear . +Then sing him home + +Take thou no scorn to wear the horn ; +It was a crest ere thou wast born : +Thy father's father wore it , +And thy father bore it : +The horn , the horn , the lusty horn +Is not a thing to laugh to scorn + + +How say you now ? Is it not past two o'clock ? And here much Orlando ! + +I warrant you , with pure love and a troubled brain , he hath ta'en his bow and arrows , and is gone forth to sleep . Look , who comes here . + + +My errand is to you , fair youth . +My gentle Phebe did bid me give you this : + +I know not the contents ; but , as I guess +By the stern brow and waspish action +Which she did use as she was writing of it , +It bears an angry tenour : pardon me ; +I am but as a guiltless messenger . + +Patience herself would startle at this letter , +And play the swaggerer : bear this , bear all : +She says I am not fair ; that I lack manners ; +She calls me proud , and that she could not love me +Were man as rare as ph nix . 'Od's my will ! +Her love is not the hare that I do hunt : +Why writes she so to me ? Well , shepherd , well , +This is a letter of your own device . + +No , I protest , I know not the contents : +Phebe did write it . + +Come , come , you are a fool , +And turn'd into the extremity of love . +I saw her hand : she has a leathern hand , +A freestone-colour'd hand ; I verily did think +That her old gloves were on , but 'twas her hands : +She has a housewife's hand ; but that's no matter : +I say she never did invent this letter ; +This is a man's invention , and his hand . + +Sure , it is hers . + +Why , 'tis a boisterous and a cruel style , +A style for challengers ; why , she defies me , +Like Turk to Christian : woman's gentle brain +Could not drop forth such giant-rude invention , +Such Ethiop words , blacker in their effect +Than in their countenance . Will you hear the letter ? + +So please you , for I never heard it yet ; +Yet heard too much of Phebe's cruelty . + +She Phebes me . Mark how the tyrant writes . + +Art thou god to shepherd turn'd , +That a maiden's heart hath burn'd ? + +Can a woman rail thus ? + +Call you this railing ? + +Why , thy godhead laid apart , +Warr'st thou with a woman's heart ? + +Did you ever hear such railing ? + +Whiles the eye of man did woo me , +That could do no vengeance to me . + +Meaning me a beast . + +If the scorn of your bright eyne +Have power to raise such love in mine , +Alack ! in me what strange effect +Would they work in mild aspect . +Whiles you chid me , I did love , +How then might your prayers move ! +He that brings this love to thee +Little knows this love in me ; +And by him seal up thy mind ; +Whether that thy youth and kind +Will the faithful offer take +Of me and all that I can make ; +Or else by him my love deny , +And then I'll study how to die . + + +Call you this chiding ? + +Alas , poor shepherd ! + +Do you pity him ? no , he deserves no pity . Wilt thou love such a woman ? What , to make thee an instrument and play false strains upon thee ! not to be endured ! Well , go your way to her , for I see love hath made thee a tame snake , and say this to her : that if she love me , I charge her to love thee : if she will not , I will never have her , unless thou entreat for her . If you be a true lover , hence , and not a word , for here comes more company . + +Good morrow , fair ones . Pray you if you know , +Where in the purlieus of this forest stands +A sheepcote fenc'd about with olive-trees ? + +West of this place , down in the neighbour bottom : +The rank of osiers by the murmuring stream +Left on your right hand brings you to the place . +But at this hour the house doth keep itself ; +There's none within . + +If that an eye may profit by a tongue , +Then should I know you by description ; +Such garments , and such years : 'The boy is fair , +Of female favour , and bestows himself +Like a ripe sister : but the woman low , +And browner than her brother .' Are not you +The owner of the house I did inquire for ? + +It is no boast , being ask'd , to say , we are . + +Orlando doth commend him to you both , +And to that youth he calls his Rosalind +He sends this bloody napkin . Are you he ? + +I am : what must we understand by this ? + +Some of my shame ; if you will know of me +What man I am , and how , and why , and where +This handkercher was stain'd . + +I pray you , tell it . + +When last the young Orlando parted from you +He left a promise to return again +Within an hour ; and , pacing through the forest , +Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy , +Lo , what befell ! he threw his eye aside , +And mark what object did present itself : +Under an oak , whose boughs were moss'd with age , +And high top bald with dry antiquity , +A wretched ragged man , o'ergrown with hair , +Lay sleeping on his back : about his neck +A green and gilded snake had wreath'd itself , +Who with her head nimble in threats approach'd +The opening of his mouth ; but suddenly , +Seeing Orlando , it unlink'd itself , +And with indented glides did slip away +Into a bush ; under which bush's shade +A lioness , with udders all drawn dry , +Lay couching , head on ground , with catlike watch , +When that the sleeping man should stir ; for 'tis +The royal disposition of that beast +To prey on nothing that doth seem as dead : +This seen , Orlando did approach the man , +And found it was his brother , his elder brother . + +O ! I have heard him speak of that same brother ; +And he did render him the most unnatural +That liv'd 'mongst men . + +And well he might so do , +For well I know he was unnatural . + +But , to Orlando : did he leave him there , +Food to the suck'd and hungry lioness ? + +Twice did he turn his back and purpos'd so ; +But kindness , nobler ever than revenge , +And nature , stronger than his just occasion , +Made him give battle to the lioness , +Who quickly fell before him : in which hurtling +From miserable slumber I awak'd . + +Are you his brother ? + +Was it you he rescu'd ? + +Was't you that did so oft contrive to kill him ? + +'Twas I ; but 'tis not I . I do not shame +To tell you what I was , since my conversion +So sweetly tastes , being the thing I am . + +But , for the bloody napkin ? + +By and by . +When from the first to last , betwixt us two , +Tears our recountments had most kindly bath'd , +As how I came into that desert place : +In brief , he led me to the gentle duke , +Who gave me fresh array and entertainment , +Committing me unto my brother's love ; +Who led me instantly unto his cave , +There stripp'd himself ; and here , upon his arm +The lioness had torn some flesh away , +Which all this while had bled ; and now he fainted , +And cried , in fainting , upon Rosalind . +Brief , I recover'd him , bound up his wound ; +And , after some small space , being strong at heart , +He sent me hither , stranger as I am , +To tell this story , that you might excuse +His broken promise ; and to give this napkin , +Dy'd in his blood , unto the shepherd youth +That he in sport doth call his Rosalind . + +Why , how now , Ganymede ! sweet Ganymede ! + +Many will swoon when they do look on blood . + +There is more in it . Cousin ! Ganymede ! + +Look , he recovers . + +I would I were at home . + +We'll lead you thither . I pray you , will you take him by the arm ? + +Be of good cheer , youth . You a man ! You lack a man's heart . + +I do so , I confess it . Ah , sirrah ! a body would think this was well counterfeited . I pray you , tell your brother how well I counterfeited . Heigh-ho ! + +This was not counterfeit : there is too great testimony in your complexion that it was a passion of earnest . + +Counterfeit , I assure you . + +Well then , take a good heart and counterfeit to be a man . + +So I do ; but , i' faith , I should have been a woman by right . + +Come ; you look paler and paler : pray you , draw homewards . Good sir , go with us . + +That will I , for I must bear answer back How you excuse my brother , Rosalind . + +I shall devise something . But , I pray you , commend my counterfeiting to him . Will you go ? + +We shall find a time , Audrey : patience , gentle Audrey . + +Faith , the priest was good enough , for all the old gentleman's saying . + +A most wicked Sir Oliver , Audrey ; a most vile Martext . But , Audrey , there is a youth here in the forest lays claim to you . + +Ay , I know who 'tis : he hath no interest in me in the world . Here comes the man you mean . + + +It is meat and drink to me to see a clown . By my troth , we that have good wits have much to answer for : we shall be flouting ; we cannot hold . + +Good even , Audrey . + +God ye good even , William . + +And good even to you , sir . + +Good even , gentle friend . Cover thy head , cover thy head ; nay , prithee , be covered . How old are you , friend ? + +Five-and-twenty , sir . + +A ripe age . Is thy name William ? + +William , sir . + +A fair name . Wast born i' the forest here ? + +Ay , sir , I thank God . + +'Thank God ;' a good answer . Art rich ? + +Faith , sir , so so . + +'So so ,' is good , very good , very excellent good : and yet it is not ; it is but so so . Art thou wise ? + +Ay , sir , I have a pretty wit . + +Why , thou sayest well . I do now remember a saying , 'The fool doth think he is wise , but the wise man knows himself to be a fool .' The heathen philosopher , when he had a desire to eat a grape , would open his lips when he put it into his mouth ; meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and lips to open . You do love this maid ? + +I do , sir . + +Give me your hand . Art thou learned ? + +No , sir . + +Then learn this of me : to have , is to have ; for it is a figure in rhetoric , that drink , being poured out of a cup into a glass , by filling the one doth empty the other ; for all your writers do consent that ipse is he : now , you are not ipse , for I am he . + +Which he , sir ? + +He , sir , that must marry this woman . Therefore , you clown , abandon ,which is in the vulgar , leave ,the society ,which in the boorish is , company ,of this female ,which in the common is , woman ; which together is , abandon the society of this female , or , clown , thou perishest ; or , to thy better understanding , diest ; or , to wit , I kill thee , make thee away , translate thy life into death , thy liberty into bondage . I will deal in poison with thee , or in bastinado , or in steel ; I will bandy with thee in faction ; I will o'errun thee with policy ; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways : therefore tremble , and depart . + +Do , good William . + +God rest you merry , sir . + +Our master and mistress seek you : come , away , away ! + +Trip , Audrey ! trip , Audrey ! I attend , I attend . + + +Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you should like her ? that , but seeing , you should love her ? and , loving , woo ? and , wooing , she should grant ? and will you persever to enjoy her ? + +Neither call the giddiness of it in question , the poverty of her , the small acquaintance , my sudden wooing , nor her sudden consenting ; but say with me , I love Aliena ; say with her , that she loves me ; consent with both , that we may enjoy each other : it shall be to your good ; for my father's house and all the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I estate upon you , and here live and die a shepherd . + +You have my consent . Let your wedding be to-morrow : thither will I invite the duke and all's contented followers . Go you and prepare Aliena ; for , look you , here comes my Rosalind . + + +God save you , brother . + +And you , fair sister . + + +O ! my dear Orlando , how it grieves me to see thee wear thy heart in a scarf . + +It is my arm . + +I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws of a lion . + +Wounded it is , but with the eyes of a lady . + +Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to swound when he showed me your handkercher ? + +Ay , and greater wonders than that . + +O ! I know where you are . Nay , 'tis true : there was never anything so sudden but the fight of two rams , and C sar's thrasonical brag of 'I came , saw , and overcame :' for your brother and my sister no sooner met , but they looked ; no sooner looked but they loved ; no sooner loved but they sighed ; no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason ; no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy : and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs to marriage which they will climb incontinent , or else be incontinent before marriage . They are in the very wrath of love , and they will together : clubs cannot part them . + +They shall be married to-morrow , and I will bid the duke to the nuptial . But , O ! how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes . By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at the height of heart-heaviness , by how much I shall think my brother happy in having what he wishes for . + +Why then , to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind ? + +I can live no longer by thinking . + +I will weary you then no longer with idle talking . Know of me then ,for now I speak to some purpose ,that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit . I speak not this that you should bear a good opinion of my knowledge , insomuch I say I know you are ; neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in some little measure draw a belief from you , to do yourself good , and not to grace me . Believe then , if you please , that I can do strange things . I have , since I was three years old , conversed with a magician , most profound in his art and yet not damnable . If you do love Rosalind so near the heart as your gesture cries it out , when your brother marries Aliena , shall you marry her . I know into what straits of fortune she is driven ; and it is not impossible to me , if it appear not inconvenient to you , to set her before your eyes to-morrow , human as she is , and without any danger . + +Speakest thou in sober meanings ? + +By my life , I do ; which I tender dearly , though I say I am a magician . Therefore , put you in your best array ; bid your friends ; for if you will be married to-morrow , you shall ; and to Rosalind , if you will . Look , here comes a lover of mine , and a lover of hers . + + +Youth , you have done me much ungentleness , +To show the letter that I writ to you . + +I care not if I have : it is my study +To seem despiteful and ungentle to you . +You are there follow'd by a faithful shepherd : +Look upon him , love him ; he worships you . + +Good shepherd , tell this youth what 'tis to love . + +It is to be all made of sighs and tears ; +And so am I for Phebe . + +And I for Ganymede . + +And I for Rosalind . + +And I for no woman . + +It is to be all made of faith and service ; +And so am I for Phebe . + +And I for Ganymede . + +And I for Rosalind . + +And I for no woman . + +It is to be all made of fantasy , +All made of passion , and all made of wishes ; +All adoration , duty , and observance ; +All humbleness , all patience , and impatience ; +All purity , all trial , all obeisance ; +And so am I for Phebe . + +And so am I for Ganymede . + +And so am I for Rosalind . + +And so am I for no woman . + +If this be so , why blame you me to love you ? + +If this be so , why blame you me to love you ? + +If this be so , why blame you me to love you ? + +Who do you speak to , 'Why blame you me to love you ?' + +To her that is not here , nor doth not hear . + +Pray you , no more of this : 'tis like the howling of Irish wolves against the moon . + + +As you love Phebe , meet : and as I love no woman , I'll meet . So , fare you well : I have left you commands . + +I'll not fail , if I live . + +Nor I . + +Nor I . + + +To-morrow is the joyful day , Audrey ; to-morrow will we be married . + +I do desire it with all my heart , and I hope it is no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the world . Here come two of the banished duke's pages . + + +Well met , honest gentleman . + +By my troth , well met . Come , sit , sit , and a song . + +We are for you : sit i' the middle . + +Shall we clap into't roundly , without hawking or spitting , or saying we are hoarse , which are the only prologues to a bad voice ? + +I'faith , i'faith ; and both in a tune , like two gipsies on a horse . + +It was a lover and his lass , +With a hey , and a ho , and a hey nonino , +That o'er the green corn-field did pass , +In the spring time , the only pretty ring time , +When birds do sing , hey ding a ding , ding ; +Sweet lovers love the spring . +Between the acres of the rye , +With a hey , and a ho , and a hey nonino , +These pretty country folks would lie , +In the spring time , &c . +This carol they began that hour , +With a hey , and a ho , and a hey nonino , +How that a life was but a flower +In the spring time , &c . +And therefore take the present time , +With a hey , and a ho , and a hey nonino ; +For love is crowned with the prime +In the spring time , &c . + +Truly , young gentlemen , though there was no great matter in the ditty , yet the note was very untuneable . + +You are deceived , sir : we kept time ; we lost not our time . + +By my troth , yes ; I count it but time lost to hear such a foolish song . God be wi' you ; and God mend your voices ! Come , Audrey . + + +Dost thou believe , Orlando , that the boy +Can do all this that he hath promised ? + +I sometimes do believe , and sometimes do not ; +As those that fear they hope , and know they fear . + + +Patience once more , whiles our compact is urg'd . + + +You say , if I bring in your Rosalind , +You will bestow her on Orlando here ? + +That would I , had I kingdoms to give with her . + +And you say , you will have her when I bring her ? + +That would I , were I of all kingdoms king . + +You say , that you'll marry me , if I be willing ? + +That will I , should I die the hour after . + +But if you do refuse to marry me , +You'll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd ? + +So is the bargain . + +You say , that you'll have Phebe , if she will ? + +Though to have her and death were both one thing . + +I have promis'd to make all this matter even . +Keep you your word , O duke , to give your daughter ; +You yours , Orlando , to receive his daughter ; +Keep your word , Phebe , that you'll marry me , +Or else , refusing me , to wed this shepherd ; +Keep your word , Silvius , that you'll marry her , +If she refuse me : and from hence I go , +To make these doubts all even . + + +I do remember in this shepherd boy +Some lively touches of my daughter's favour . + +My lord , the first time that I ever saw him , +Methought he was a brother to your daughter ; +But , my good lord , this boy is forest-born , +And hath been tutor'd in the rudiments +Of many desperate studies by his uncle , +Whom he reports to be a great magician , +Obscured in the circle of this forest . + + +There is , sure , another flood toward , and these couples are coming to the ark . Here comes a pair of very strange beasts , which in all tongues are called fools . + +Salutation and greeting to you all ! + +Good my lord , bid him welcome . This is the motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in the forest : he hath been a courtier , he swears . + +If any man doubt that , let him put me to my purgation . I have trod a measure ; I have flattered a lady ; I have been politic with my friend , smooth with mine enemy ; I have undone three tailors ; I have had four quarrels , and like to have fought one . + +And how was that ta'en up ? + +Faith , we met , and found the quarrel was upon the seventh cause . + +How seventh cause ? Good my lord , like this fellow . + +I like him very well . + +God 'ild you , sir ; I desire you of the like . I press in here , sir , amongst the rest of the country copulatives , to swear , and to forswear , according as marriage binds and blood breaks . A poor virgin , sir , an ill-favoured thing , sir , but mine own : a poor humour of mine , sir , to take that that no man else will . Rich honesty dwells like a miser , sir , in a poor house , as your pearl in your foul oyster . + +By my faith , he is very swift and sententious . + +According to the fool's bolt , sir , and such dulcet diseases . + +But , for the seventh cause ; how did you find the quarrel on the seventh cause ? + +Upon a lie seven times removed :bear your body more seeming , Audrey :as thus , sir . I did dislike the cut of a certain courtier's beard : he sent me word , if I said his beard was not cut well , he was in the mind it was : this is called 'the retort courteous .' If I sent him word again , it was not well cut , he would send me word , he cut it to please himself : this is called the 'quip modest .' If again , it was not well cut , he disabled my judgment : this is called the 'reply churlish .' If again , it was not well cut , he would answer , I spake not true : this is called the 'reproof valiant :' if again , it was not well cut , he would say , I lie : this is called the 'countercheck quarrelsome' : and so to the 'lie circumstantial ,' and the 'lie direct .' + +And how oft did you say his beard was not well cut ? + +I durst go no further than the 'lie circumstantial ,' nor he durst not give me the 'lie direct ;' and so we measured swords and parted . + +Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie ? + +O sir , we quarrel in print ; by the book , as you have books for good manners : I will name you the degrees . The first , the 'retort courteous ;' the second , the 'quip modest ;' the third , the 'reply churlish ;' the fourth , the 'reproof valiant ;' the fifth , the 'countercheck quarrelsome ;' the sixth , the 'lie with circumstance ;' the seventh , the 'lie direct .' All these you may avoid but the lie direct ; and you may avoid that too , with an 'if .' I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel ; but when the parties were met themselves , one of them thought but of an 'if ,' as 'If you said so , then I said so ;' and they shook hands and swore brothers . Your 'if' is the only peace-maker ; much virtue in 'if .' + +Is not this a rare fellow , my lord ? he's as good at any thing , and yet a fool . + +He uses his folly like a stalking-horse , and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit . + + +Then is there mirth in heaven , +When earthly things made even +Atone together . +Good duke , receive thy daughter ; +Hymen from heaven brought her ; +Yea , brought her hither , +That thou mightst join her hand with his , +Whose heart within her bosom is . + +To you I give myself , for I am yours . + + +To you I give myself , for I am yours . + +If there be truth in sight , you are my daughter . + +If there be truth in sight , you are my Rosalind . + +If sight and shape be true , +Why then , my love adieu ! + +I'll have no father , if you be not he . + + +I'll have no husband , if you be not he : + + +Nor ne'er wed woman , if you be not she . + + +Peace , ho ! I bar confusion : +'Tis I must make conclusion +Of these most strange events : +Here's eight that must take hands +To join in Hymen's bands , +If truth holds true contents . + + +You and you no cross shall part : + + +You and you are heart in heart : + + +You to his love must accord , +Or have a woman to your lord : + + +You and you are sure together , +As the winter to foul weather . +Whiles a wedlock hymn we sing , +Feed yourselves with questioning , +That reason wonder may diminish , +How thus we met , and these things finish . + + +Wedding is great Juno's crown : +O blessed bond of board and bed ! +'Tis Hymen peoples every town ; +High wedlock then be honoured . +Honour , high honour , and renown , +To Hymen , god of every town ! + +O my dear niece ! welcome thou art to me : +Even daughter , welcome in no less degree . + +I will not eat my word , now thou art mine ; +Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine . + + +Let me have audience for a word or two : +I am the second son of old Sir Rowland , +That bring these tidings to this fair assembly . +Duke Frederick , hearing how that every day +Men of great worth resorted to this forest , +Address'd a mighty power , which were on foot +In his own conduct , purposely to take +His brother here and put him to the sword : +And to the skirts of this wild wood he came , +Where , meeting with an old religious man , +After some question with him , was converted +Both from his enterprise and from the world ; +His crown bequeathing to his banish'd brother , +And all their lands restor'd to them again +That were with him exil'd . This to be true , +I do engage my life . + +Welcome , young man ; +Thou offer'st fairly to thy brothers' wedding : +To one , his lands withheld ; and to the other +A land itself at large , a potent dukedom . +First , in this forest , let us do those ends +That here were well begun and well begot ; +And after , every of this happy number +That have endur'd shrewd days and nights with us , +Shall share the good of our returned fortune , +According to the measure of their states . +Meantime , forget this new-fall'n dignity , +And fall into our rustic revelry . +Play , music ! and you , brides and bridegrooms all , +With measure heap'd in joy , to the measures fall . + +Sir , by your patience . If I heard you rightly , +The duke hath put on a religious life , +And thrown into neglect the pompous court ? + +He hath . + +To him will I : out of these convertites +There is much matter to be heard and learn'd . + + +You to your former honour I bequeath ; +Your patience and your virtue well deserve it : + + +You to a love that your true faith doth merit : + + +You to your land , and love , and great allies : + + +You to a long and well-deserved bed : + + +And you to wrangling ; for thy loving voyage +Is but for two months victual'd . So , to your pleasures : +I am for other than for dancing measures . + +Stay , Jaques , stay . + +To see no pastime , I : what you would have +I'll stay to know at your abandon'd cave . + + +Proceed , proceed : we will begin these rites , +As we do trust they'll end , in true delights . + +It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue ; but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord the prologue . If it be true that good wine needs no bush , 'tis true that a good play needs no epilogue ; yet to good wine they do use good bushes , and good plays prove the better by the help of good epilogues . What a case am I in then , that am neither a good epilogue , nor cannot insinuate with you in the behalf of a good play ! I am not furnished like a beggar , therefore to beg will not become me : my way is , to conjure you ; and I'll begin with the women . I charge you , O women ! for the love you bear to men , to like as much of this play as please you : and I charge you , O men ! for the love you bear to women ,as I perceive by your simpering none of you hate them ,that between you and the women , the play may please . If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me , complexions that liked me , and breaths that I defied not ; and , I am sure , as many as have good beards , or good faces , or sweet breaths , will , for my kind offer , when I make curtsy , bid me farewell . + +CYMBELINE + +You do not meet a man but frowns ; our bloods +No more obey the heavens than our courtiers +Still seem as does the king . + +But what's the matter ? + +His daughter , and the heir of 's kingdom , whom +He purpos'd to his wife's sole son ,a widow +That late he married ,hath referr'd herself +Unto a poor but worthy gentleman . She's wedded ; +Her husband banish'd , she imprison'd : all +Is outward sorrow , though I think the king +Be touch'd at very heart . + +None but the king ? + +He that hath lost her too ; so is the queen , +That most desir'd the match ; but not a courtier , +Although they wear their faces to the bent +Of the king's looks , hath a heart that is not +Glad at the thing they scowl at . + +And why so ? + +He that hath miss'd the princess is a thing +Too bad for bad report ; and he that hath her , +I mean that married her , alack ! good man ! +And therefore banish'd is a creature such +As , to seek through the regions of the earth +For one his like , there would be something failing +In him that should compare . I do not think +So fair an outward and such stuff within +Endows a man but he . + +You speak him far . + +I do extend him , sir , within himself , +Crush him together rather than unfold +His measure duly . + +What's his name and birth ? + +I cannot delve him to the root : his father +Was called Sicilius , who did join his honour +Against the Romans with Cassibelan , +But had his titles by Tenantius whom +He serv'd with glory and admir'd success , +So gain'd the sur-addition Leonatus ; +And had , besides this gentleman in question , +Two other sons , who in the wars o' the time +Died with their swords in hand ; for which their father +Then old and fond of issue took such sorrow +That he quit being , and his gentle lady , +Big of this gentleman , our theme , deceas'd +As he was born . The king , he takes the babe +To his protection ; calls him Posthumus Leonatus ; +Breeds him and makes him of his bedchamber , +Puts to him all the learnings that his time +Could make him the receiver of ; which he took , +As we do air , fast as 'twas minister'd , +And in's spring became a harvest ; liv'd in court , +Which rare it is to do most prais'd , most lov'd ; +A sample to the youngest , to the more mature +A glass that feated them , and to the graver +A child that guided dotards ; to his mistress , +For whom he now is banish'd , her own price +Proclaims how she esteem'd him and his virtue ; +By her election may be truly read +What kind of man he is . + +I honour him , +Even out of your report . But pray you , tell me , +Is she sole child to the king ? + +His only child . +He had twosons ,if this be worth your hearing , +Mark it ,the eldest of them at three years old , +I' the swathing clothes the other , from their nursery +Were stol'n ; and to this hour no guess in knowledge +Which way they went . + +How long is this ago ? + +Some twenty years . + +That a king's children should be so convey'd , +So slackly guarded , and the search so slow , +That could not trace them ! + +Howsoe'er 'tis strange , +Or that the negligence may well be laugh'd at , +Yet is it true , sir . + +I do well believe you . + +We must forbear . Here comes the gentleman , +The queen , and princess . + +No , be assur'd you shall not find me , daughter , +After the slander of most step-mothers , +Evil-ey'd unto you ; you're my prisoner , but +Your gaoler shall deliver you the keys +That lock up your restraint . For you , Posthumus , +So soon as I can win the offended king , +I will be known your advocate ; marry , yet +The fire of rage is in him , and 'twere good +You lean'd unto his sentence with what patience +Your wisdom may inform you . + +Please your highness , +I will from hence to-day . + +You know the peril : +I'll fetch a turn about the garden , pitying +The pangs of barr'd affections , though the king +Hath charg'd you should not speak together . + + +O ! +Dissembling courtesy . How fine this tyrant +Can tickle where she wounds ! My dearest husband , +I something fear my father's wrath ; but nothing , +Always reserv'd my holy duty ,what +His rage can do on me . You must be gone ; +And I shall here abide the hourly shot +Of angry eyes , not comforted to live , +But that there is this jewel in the world +That I may see again . + +My queen ! my mistress ! +O lady , weep no more , lest I give cause +To be suspected of more tenderness +Than doth become a man . I will remain +The loyal'st husband that did e'er plight troth . +My residence in Rome at one Philario's , +Who to my father was a friend , to me +Known but by letter ; thither write , my queen , +And with mine eyes I'll drink the words you send , +Though ink be made of gall . + + +Be brief , I pray you ; +If the king come , I shall incur I know not +How much of his displeasure . + +Yet I'll move him +To walk this way . I never do him wrong , +But he does buy my injuries to be friends , +Pays dear for my offences . + + +Should we be taking leave +As long a term as yet we have to live , +The loathness to depart would grow . Adieu ! + +Nay , stay a little : +Were you but riding forth to air yourself +Such parting were too petty . Look here , love ; +This diamond was my mother's ; take it , heart ; +But keep it till you woo another wife , +When Imogen is dead . + +How ! how ! another ? +You gentle gods , give me but this I have , +And sear up my embracements from a next +With bonds of death !Remain , remain thou here + +While sense can keep it on ! And , sweetest , fairest , +As I my poor self did exchange for you , +To your so infinite loss , so in our trifles +I still win of you ; for my sake wear this ; +It is a manacle of love ; I'll place it +Upon this fairest prisoner . + + +O the gods ! +When shall we see again ? + + +Alack ! the king ! + +Thou basest thing , avoid ! hence , from my sight ! +If after this command thou fraught the court +With thy unworthiness , thou diest . Away ! +Thou'rt poison to my blood . + +The gods protect you +And bless the good remainders of the court ! +I am gone . + + +There cannot be a pinch in death +More sharp than this is . + +O disloyal thing , +That shouldst repair my youth , thou heap'st instead +A year's age on me . + +I beseech you , sir , +Harm not yourself with your vexation ; +I am senseless of your wrath ; a touch more rare +Subdues all pangs , all fears . + +Past grace ? obedience ? + +Past hope , and in despair ; that way , past grace . + +That mightst have had the sole son of my queen ! + +O bless'd , that I might not ! I chose an eagle +And did avoid a puttock . + +Thou took'st a beggar ; wouldst have made my throne +A seat for baseness . + +No ; I rather added +A lustre to it . + +O thou vile one ! + +Sir , +It is your fault that I have lov'd Posthumus ; +You bred him as my playfellow , and he is +A man worth any woman , overbuys me +Almost the sum he pays . + +What ! art thou mad ? + +Almost , sir ; heaven restore me ! Would I were +A neat-herd's daughter , and my Leonatus +Our neighbour shepherd's son ! + +Thou foolish thing ! + + +They were again together ; you have done +Not after our command . Away with her , + +And pen her up . + +Beseech your patience . Peace ! +Dear lady daughter , peace ! Sweet sovereign , +Leave us to ourselves , and make yourself some comfort +Out of your best advice . + +Nay , let her languish +A drop of blood a day ; and , being aged , +Die of this folly ! + + +Fie ! you must give way : + +Here is your servant . How now , sir ! What news ? + +My lord your son drew on my master . + +Ha ! +No harm , I trust , is done ? + +There might have been , +But that my master rather play'd than fought , +And had no help of anger ; they were parted +By gentlemen at hand . + +I am very glad on 't . + +Your son's my father's friend ; he takes his part . +To draw upon an exile ! O brave sir ! +I would they were in Afric both together , +Myself by with a needle , that I might prick +The goer-back . Why came you from your master ? + +On his command : he would not suffer me +To bring him to the haven ; left these notes +Of what commands I should be subject to , +When 't pleas'd you to employ me . + +This hath been +Your faithful servant ; I dare lay mine honour +He will remain so . + +I humbly thank your highness . + +Pray , walk awhile . + +About some half-hour hence , +I pray you , speak with me . You shall at least +Go see my lord aboard ; for this time leave me . + + +Sir , I would advise you to shift a shirt ; the violence of action hath made you reek as a sacrifice . Where air comes out , air comes in ; there's none abroad so wholesome as that you vent . + +If my shirt were bloody , them to shift it . Have I hurt him ? + +No faith ; not so much as his patience . + +Hurt him ! his body's a passable carcass if he be not hurt ; it is a throughfare for steel if it be not hurt . + +His steel was in debt ; it went o' the backside the town . + +The villain would not stand me . + +No ; but he fled forward still , toward your face . + +Stand you ! You have land enough of your own ; but he added to your having , gave you some ground . + +As many inches as you have oceans . Puppies ! + +I would they had not come between us . + +So would I till you had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground . + +And that she should love this fellow and refuse me ! + +If it be a sin to make a true election , she is damned . + +Sir , as I told you always , her beauty and her brain go not together ; she's a good sign , but I have seen small reflection of her wit . + +She shines not upon fools , lest the reflection should hurt her . + +Come , I'll to my chamber . Would there had been some hurt done ! + +I wish not so ; unless it had been the fall of an ass , which is no great hurt . + +You'll go with us ? + +I'll attend your lordship . + +Nay , come , let's go together . + +Well , my lord . + + +I would thou grew'st unto the shores of the haven , +And question'dst every sail : if he should write , +And I not have it , 'twere a paper lost , +As offer'd mercy is . What was the last +That he spake to thee ? + +It was his queen , his queen ! + +Then wav'd his handkerchief ? + +And kiss'd it , madam . + +Senseless linen , happier therein than I ! +And that was all ? + +No , madam ; for so long +As he could make me with this eye or ear +Distinguish him from others , he did keep +The deck , with glove , or hat , or handkerchief , +Still waving , as the fits and stirs of 's mind +Could best express how slow his soul sail'd on , +How swift his ship . + +Thou shouldst have made him +As little as a crow , or less , ere left +To after-eye him . + +Madam , so I did . + +I would have broke mine eye-strings , crack'd them , but +To look upon him , till the diminution +Of space had pointed him sharp as my needle , +Nay , follow'd him , till he had melted from +The smallness of a gnat to air , and then +Have turn'd mine eye , and wept . But , good Pisanio , +When shall we hear from him ? + +Be assur'd , madam , +With his next vantage . + +I did not take my leave of him , but had +Most pretty things to say ; ere I could tell him +How I would think on him at certain hours +Such thoughts and such , or I could make him swear +The shes of Italy should not betray +Mine interest and his honour , or have charg'd him , +At the sixth hour of morn , at noon , at mid-night , +To encounter me with orisons , for then +I am in heaven for him ; or ere I could +Give him that parting kiss which I had set +Betwixt two charming words , comes in my father , +And like the tyrannous breathing of the north +Shakes all our buds from growing . + + +The queen , madam , +Desires your highness' company . + +Those things I bid you do , get them dispatch'd . +I will attend the queen . + +Madam , I shall . + + +Believe it , sir , I have seen him in Britain ; he was then of a crescent note , expected to prove so worthy as since he hath been allowed the name of ; but I could then have looked on him without the help of admiration , though the catalogue of his endowments had been tabled by his side and I to peruse him by items . + +You speak of him when he was less furnished than now he is with that which makes him both without and within . + +I have seen him in France : we had very many there could behold the sun with as firm eyes as he . + +This matter of marrying his king's daughter ,wherein he must be weighed rather by her value than his own ,words him , I doubt not , a great deal from the matter . + +And then , his banishment . + +Ay , and the approbation of those that weep this lamentable divorce under her colours are wonderfully to extend him ; be it but to fortify her judgment , which else an easy battery might lay flat , for taking a beggar without less quality . But how comes it , he is to sojourn with you ? How creeps acquaintance ? + +His father and I were soldiers together ; to whom I have been often bound for no less than my life . Here comes the Briton : let him be so entertained amongst you as suits , with gentlemen of your knowing , to a stranger of his quality . + +I beseech you all , be better known to this gentleman , whom I commend to you , as a noble friend of mine ; how worthy he is I will leave to appear hereafter , rather than story him in his own hearing . + +Sir , we have known together in Orleans . + +Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies , which I will be ever to pay and yet pay still . + +Sir , you o'er-rate my poor kindness . I was glad I did atone my countryman and you ; it had been pity you should have been put together with so mortal a purpose as then each bore , upon importance of so slight and trivial a nature . + +By your pardon , sir , I was then a young traveller ; rather shunned to go even with what I heard than in my every action to be guided by others' experiences ; but , upon my mended judgment ,if I offend not to say it is mended ,my quarrel was not altogether slight . + +Faith , yes , to be put to the arbitrement of swords , and by such two that would by all likelihood have confounded one the other , or have fallen both . + +Can we , with manners , ask what was the difference ? + +Safely , I think . 'Twas a contention in public , which may , without contradiction , suffer the report . It was much like an argument that fell out last night , where each of us fell in praise of our country mistresses ; this gentleman at that time vouching and upon warrant of bloody affirmation his to be more fair , virtuous , wise , chaste , constant , qualified , and less attemptable , than any the rarest of our ladies in France . + +That lady is not now living , or this gentleman's opinion by this worn out . + +She holds her virtue still and I my mind . + +You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy . + +Being so far provoked as I was in France , I would abate her nothing , though I profess myself her adorer , not her friend . + +As fair and as good a kind of hand-in-hand comparison had been something too fair and too good for any lady in Britain . If she went before others I have seen , as that diamond of yours outlustres many I have beheld , I could not but believe she excelled many ; but I have not seen the most precious diamond that is , nor you the lady . + +I praised her as I rated her ; so do I my stone . + +What do you esteem it at ? + +More than the world enjoys . + +Either your unparagoned mistress is dead , or she's outprized by a trifle . + +You are mistaken ; the one may be sold , or given ; or if there were wealth enough for the purchase , or merit for the gift ; the other is not a thing for sale , and only the gift of the gods . + +Which the gods have given you ? + +Which , by their graces , I will keep . + +You may wear her in little yours , but , you know , strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds . Your ring may be stolen , too ; so your brace of unprizeable estimations , the one is but frail and the other causal ; a cunning thief , or a that way accomplished courtier , would hazard the winning both of first and last . + +Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier to convince the honour of my mistress , if , in the holding or loss of that , you term her frail . I do nothing doubt you have store of thieves ; notwithstanding I fear not my ring . + +Let us leave here , gentlemen . + +Sir , with all my heart . This worthy signior , I thank him , makes no stranger of me ; we are familiar at first . + +With five times so much conversation I should get ground of your fair mistress , make her go back , even to the yielding , had I admittance and opportunity to friend . + +No , no . + +I dare thereupon pawn the moiety of my estate to your ring , which , in my opinion , o'ervalues it something ; but I make my wager rather against your confidence than her reputation ; and , to bar your offence herein too , I durst attempt it against any lady in the world . + +You are a great deal abused in too bold a persuasion ; and I doubt not you sustain what you're worthy of by your attempt . + +What's that ? + +A repulse ; though your attempt , as you call it , deserves more ,a punishment too . + +Gentlemen , enough of this ; it came in too suddenly ; let it die as it was born , and , I pray you , be better acquainted . + +Would I had put my estate and my neighbour's on the approbation of what I have spoke ! + +What lady would you choose to assail ? + +Yours ; whom in constancy you think stands so safe . I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring , that , commend me to the court where your lady is , with no more advantage than the opportunity of a second conference , and I will bring from thence that honour of hers which you imagine so reserved . + +I will wage against your gold , gold to it : my ring I hold dear as my finger ; 'tis part of it . + +You are afraid , and therein the wiser . If you buy ladies' flesh at a million a dram , you cannot preserve it from tainting . But I see you have some religion in you , that you fear . + +This is but a custom in your tongue ; you bear a graver purpose , I hope . + +I am the master of my speeches , and would undergo what's spoken , I swear . + +Will you ? I shall but lend my diamond till your return . Let there be covenants drawn between 's : my mistress exceeds in goodness the hugeness of your unworthy thinking ; I dare you to this match . Here's my ring . + +I will have it no lay . + +By the gods , it is one . If I bring you no sufficient testimony that I have enjoyed the dearest bodily part of your mistress , my ten thousand ducats are yours ; so is your diamond too : if I come off , and leave her in such honour as you have trust in , she your jewel , this your jewel , and my gold are yours ; provided I have your commendation for my more free entertainment . + +I embrace these conditions ; let us have articles betwixt us . Only , thus far you shall answer : if you make your voyage upon her and give me directly to understand that you have prevailed , I am no further your enemy ; she is not worth our debate : if she remain unseduced ,you not making it appear otherwise ,for your ill opinion , and the assault you have made to her chastity , you shall answer me with your sword . + +Your hand ; a covenant . We will have these things set down by lawful counsel , and straight away for Britain , lest the bargain should catch cold and starve . I will fetch my gold and have our two wagers recorded . + +Agreed . + + +Will this hold , think you ? + +Signior Iachimo will not from it . Pray , let us follow 'em . + + +Whiles yet the dew 's on ground , gather those flowers : +Make haste ; who has the note of them ? + +I , madam . + +Dispatch . + +Now , Master doctor , have you brought those drugs ? + +Pleaseth your highness , ay ; here they are , madam : + +But I beseech your Grace , without offence , +My conscience bids me ask ,wherefore you have +Commanded of me these most poisonous compounds , +Which are the movers of a languishing death , +But though slow , deadly ? + +I wonder , doctor , +Thou ask'st me such a question : have I not been +Thy pupil long ? Hast thou not learn'd me how +To make perfumes ? distil ? preserve ? yea , so +That our great king himself doth woo me oft +For my confections ? Having thus far proceeded , +Unless thou think'st me devilish ,is 't not meet +That I did amplify my judgment in +Other conclusions ? I will try the forces +Of these thy compounds on such creatures as +We count not worth the hanging ,but none human , +To try the vigour of them and apply +Allayments to their act , and by them gather +Their several virtues and effects . + +Your highness +Shall from this practice but make hard your heart ; +Besides , the seeing these effects will be +Both noisome and infectious . + +O ! content thee . + + +Here comes a flattering rascal ; upon him +Will I first work : he's for his master , +And enemy to my son . How now , Pisanio : +Doctor , your service for this time is ended ; + +Take your own way . + +I do suspect you , madam ; +But you shall do no harm . + +Hark thee , a word . + +I do not like her . She doth think she has +Strange lingering poisons ; I do know her spirit , +And will not trust one of her malice with +A drug of such damn'd nature . Those she has +Will stupify and dull the sense awhile ; +Which first , perchance , she'll prove on cats and dogs , +Then afterward up higher ; but there is +No danger in what show of death it makes , +More than the locking-up the spirits a time , +To be more fresh , reviving . She is fool'd +With a most false effect ; and I the truer , +So to be false with her . + +No further service , doctor , +Until I send for thee . + +I humbly take my leave . + + +Weeps she still , sayst thou ? Dost thou think in time +She will not quench , and let instructions enter +Where folly now possesses ? Do thou work : +When thou shalt bring me word she loves my son , +I'll tell thee on the instant thou art then +As great as is thy master ; greater , for +His fortunes all lie speechless , and his name +Is at last gasp ; return he cannot , nor +Continue where he is ; to shift his being +Is to exchange one misery with another , +And every day that comes comes to decay +A day's work in him . What shalt thou expect , +To be depender on a thing that leans , +Who cannot be new built , nor has no friends , +So much as but to prop him ? + +Thou tak'st up +Thou know'st not what ; but take it for thy labour : +It is a thing I made , which hath the king +Five times redeem'd from death ; I do not know +What is more cordial : nay , I prithee , take it ; +It is an earnest of a further good +That I mean to thee . Tell thy mistress how +The case stands with her ; do 't as from thyself . +Think what a chance thou changest on , but think +Thou hast thy mistress still , to boot , my son , +Who shall take notice of thee . I'll move the king +To any shape of thy preferment such +As thou'lt desire ; and then myself , I chiefly , +That set thee on to this desert , am bound +To load thy merit richly . Call my women ; +Think on my words . + +A sly and constant knave , +Not to be shak'd ; the agent for his master , +And the remembrancer of her to hold +The hand-fast to her lord . I have given him that +Which , if he take , shall quite unpeople her +Of leigers for her sweet , and which she after , +Except she bend her humour , shall be assur'd +To taste of too . + + +So , so ;well done , well done . +The violets , cowslips , and the prime-roses +Bear to my closet . Fare thee well , Pisanio : +Think on my words . + +And shall do : +But when to my good lord I prove untrue , +I'll choke myself ; there's all I'll do for you . + + +A father cruel , and a step-dame false ; +A foolish suitor to a wedded lady , +That hath her husband banish'd : O ! that husband , +My supreme crown of grief ! and those repeated +Vexations of it ! Had I been thief-stol'n , +As my two brothers , happy ! but most miserable +Is the desire that's glorious : bless'd be those , +How mean so'er , that have their honest wills , +Which seasons comfort . Who may this be ? Fie ! + + +Madam , a noble gentleman of Rome , +Comes from my lord with letters . + +Change you , madam ? +The worthy Leonatus is in safety , +And greets your highness dearly . + + +Thanks , good sir : +You are kindly welcome . + +All of her that is out of door most rich ! +If she be furnish'd with a mind so rare , +She is alone the Arabian bird , and I +Have lost the wager . Boldness be my friend ! +Arm me , audacity , from head to foot ! +Or , like the Parthian , I shall flying fight ; +Rather , directly fly . + +He is one of the noblest note , to whose kindnesses I am most infinitely tied . Reflect upon him accordingly , as you value your truest +So far I read aloud ; +But even the very middle of my heart +Is warm'd by the rest , and takes it thankfully . +You are as welcome , worthy sir , as I +Have words to bid you ; and shall find it so +In all that I can do . + +Thanks , fairest lady . +What ! are men mad ? Hath nature given them eyes +To see this vaulted arch , and the rich crop +Of sea and land , which can distinguish 'twixt +The fiery orbs above and the twinn'd stones +Upon the number'd beach ? and can we not +Partition make with spectacles so precious +'Twixt fair and foul ? + +What makes your admiration ? + +It cannot be i' the eye ; for apes and monkeys +'Twixt two such shes would chatter this way and +Contemn with mows the other ; nor i' the judgment , +For idiots in this case of favour would +Be wisely definite ; nor i' the appetite ; +Sluttery to such neat excellence oppos'd +Should make desire vomit emptiness , +Not so allur'd to feed . + +What is the matter , trow ? + +The cloyed will , +That satiate yet unsatisfied desire , that tub +Both fill'd and running ,ravening first the lamb , +Longs after for the garbage . + +What , dear sir , +Thus raps you ? are you well ? + +Thanks , madam , well . + + +Beseech you , sir , +Desire my man's abode where I did leave him ; +He's strange and peevish . + +I was going , sir , +To give him welcome . + + +Continues well my lord his health , beseech you ? + +Well , madam . + +Is he dispos'd to mirth ? I hope he is . + +Exceeding pleasant ; none a stranger there +So merry and so gamesome : he is call'd +The Briton reveller . + +When he was here +He did incline to sadness , and oft-times +Not knowing why . + +I never saw him sad . +There is a Frenchman his companion , one , +An eminent monsieur , that , it seems , much loves +A Gallian girl at home ; he furnaces +The thick sighs from him , whiles the jolly Briton +Your lord , I mean laughs from 's free lungs , cries , 'O ! +Can my sides hold , to think that man , who knows +By history , report , or his own proof , +What woman is , yea , what she cannot choose +But must be , will his free hours languish for +Assured bondage ?' + +Will my lord say so ? + +Ay , madam , with his eyes in flood with laughter : +It is a recreation to be by +And hear him mock the Frenchman ; but , heavens know , +Some men are much to blame . + +Not he , I hope . + +Not he ; but yet heaven's bounty towards him might +Be us'd more thankfully . In himself , 'tis much ; +In you ,which I account his beyond all talents , +Whilst I am bound to wonder , I am bound +To pity too . + +What do you pity , sir ? + +Two creatures , heartily . + +Am I one , sir ? +You look on me : what wrack discern you in me +Deserves your pity ? + +Lamentable ! What ! +To hide me from the radiant sun and solace +I' the dungeon by a snuff ! + +I pray you , sir , +Deliver with more openness your answers +To my demands . Why do you pity me ? + +That others do , +I was about to say , enjoy your But +It is an office of the gods to venge it , +Not mine to speak on 't . + +You do seem to know +Something of me , or what concerns me ; pray you , +Since doubting things go ill often hurts more +Than to be sure they do ; for certainties +Either are past remedies , or , timely knowing , +The remedy then born ,discover to me +What both you spur and stop . + +Had I this cheek +To bathe my lips upon ; this hand , whose touch , +Whose every touch , would force the feeler's soul +To the oath of loyalty ; this object , which +Takes prisoner the wild motion of mine eye , +Firing it only here ; should I damn'd then +Slaver with lips as common as the stairs +That mount the Capitol ; join gripes with hands +Made hard with hourly falsehood ,falsehood , as +With labour ;then by-peeping in an eye , +Base and illustrous as the smoky light +That's fed with stinking tallow ; it were fit +That all the plagues of hell should at one time +Encounter such revolt . + +My lord , I fear , +Has forgot Britain . + +And himself . Not I , +Inclin'd to this intelligence , pronounce +The beggary of his change ; but 'tis your graces +That from my mutest conscience to my tongue +Charms this report out . + +Let me hear no more . + +O dearest soul ! your cause doth strike my heart +With pity , that doth make me sick . A lady +So fair ,and fasten'd to an empery +Would make the great'st king double ,to be partner'd +With tom-boys hir'd with that self-exhibition +Which your own coffers yield ! with diseas'd ventures +That play with all infirmities for gold +Which rottenness can lend nature ! such boil'd stuff +As well might poison poison ! Be reveng'd ; +Or she that bore you was no queen , and you +Recoil from your great stock . + +Reveng'd ! +How should I be reveng'd ? If this be true , +As I have such a heart , that both mine ears +Must not in haste abuse ,if it be true , +How should I be reveng'd ? + +Should be make me +Live like Diana's priest , betwixt cold sheets , +Whiles he is vaulting variable ramps , +In your despite , upon your purse ? Revenge it . +I dedicate myself to your sweet pleasure , +More noble than that runagate to your bed , +And will continue fast to your affection , +Still close as sure . + +What ho , Pisanio ! + +Let me my service tender on your lips . + +Away ! I do condemn mine ears that have +So long attended thee . If thou wert honourable , +Thou wouldst have told this tale for virtue , not +For such an end thou seek'st ; as base as strange . +Thou wrong'st a gentleman , who is as far +From thy report as thou from honour , and +Solicit'st here a lady that disdains +Thee and the devil alike . What ho , Pisanio ! +The king my father shall be made acquainted +Of thy assault ; if he shall think it fit , +A saucy stranger in his court to mart +As in a Romish stew and to expound +His beastly mind to us , he hath a court +He little cares for and a daughter who +He not respects at all . What ho , Pisanio ! + +O happy Leonatus ! I may say : +The credit that thy lady hath of thee +Deserves thy trust , and thy most perfect goodness +Her assur'd credit . Blessed live you long ! +A lady to the worthiest sir that ever +Country call'd his ; and you his mistress , only +For the most worthiest fit . Give me your pardon . +I have spoken this , to know if your affiance +Were deeply rooted , and shall make your lord +That which he is , new o'er ; and he is one +The truest manner'd ; such a holy witch +That he enchants societies into him ; +Half all men's hearts are his . + +You make amends . + +He sits 'mongst men like a descended god : +He hath a kind of honour sets him off , +More than a mortal seeming . Be not angry , +Most mighty princess , that I have adventur'd +To try your taking of a false report ; which hath +Honour'd with confirmation your great judgment +In the election of a sir so rare , +Which you know cannot err . The love I bear him +Made me to fan you thus ; but the gods made you , +Unlike all others , chaffless . Pray , your pardon . + +All's well , sir . Take my power i' the court for yours . + +My humble thanks . I had almost forget +To entreat your Grace but in a small request , +And yet of moment too , for it concerns +Your lord , myself , and other noble friends , +Are partners in the business . + +Pray , what is 't ? + +Some dozen Romans of us and your lord , +The best feather of our wing , have mingled sums +To buy a present for the emperor ; +Which I , the factor for the rest , have done +In France ; 'tis plate of rare device , and jewels +Of rich and exquisite form ; their values great ; +And I am something curious , being strange , +To have them in safe stowage . May it please you +To take them in protection ? + +Willingly ; +And pawn mine honour for their safety : since +My lord hath interest in them , I will keep them +In my bedchamber . + +They are in a trunk , +Attended by my men ; I will make bold +To send them to you , only for this night ; +I must aboard to-morrow . + +O ! no , no . + +Yes , I beseech , or I shall short my word +By lengthening my return . From Gallia +I cross'd the seas on purpose and on promise +To see your Grace . + +I thank you for your pains ; +But not away to-morrow ! + +O ! I must , madam : +Therefore I shall beseech you , if you please +To greet your lord with writing , do 't to-night : +I have outstood my time , which is material +To the tender of our present . + +I will write . +Send your trunk to me ; it shall safe be kept , +And truly yielded you . You're very welcome . + +Was there ever man had such luck ! when I kissed the jack , upon an up-cast to be hit away ! I had a hundred pound on 't ; and then a whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing , as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure . + +What got he by that ? You have broke his pate with your bowl . + +If his wit had been like him that broke it , it would have run all out . + +When a gentleman is disposed to swear , it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths , ha ? + +No , my lord ; + +nor crop the ears of them . + +Whoreson dog ! I give him satisfaction ! +Would he had been one of my rank ! + +To have smelt like a fool . + +I am not vexed more at any thing in the earth . A pox on 't ! I had rather not be so noble as I am . They dare not fight with me because of the queen my mother . Every Jack-slave hath his bellyful of fighting , and I must go up and down like a cock that nobody can match . + +You are cock and capon too ; and you crow , cock , with your comb on . + +Sayest thou ? + +It is not fit your lordship should undertake every companion that you give offence to . + +No , I know that ; but it is fit I should commit offence to my inferiors . + +Ay , it is fit for your lordship only . + +Why , so I say . + +Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court to-night ? + +A stranger , and I not know on 't ! + +He's a strange fellow himself , and knows it not . + +There's an Italian come ; and 'tis thought , one of Leonatus' friends . + +Leonatus ! a banished rascal ; and he's another , whatsoever he be . Who told you of this stranger ? + +One of your lordship's pages . + +Is it fit I went to look upon him ? Is there no derogation in 't ? + +You cannot derogate , my lord . + +Not easily , I think . + +You are a fool , granted ; therefore your issues , being foolish , do not derogate . + +Come , I'll go see this Italian . What I have lost to-day at bowls I'll win to-night of him . Come , go . + +I'll attend your lordship . + +That such a crafty devil as is his mother +Should yield the world this ass ! a woman that +Bears all down with her brain , and this her son +Cannot take two from twenty for his heart +And leave eighteen . Alas ! poor princess , +Thou divine Imogen , what thou endur'st +Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd , +A mother hourly coining plots , a wooer +More hateful than the foul expulsion is +Of thy dear husband , than that horrid act +Of the divorce he'd make . The heavens hold firm +The walls of thy dear honour ; keep unshak'd +That temple , thy fair mind ; that thou mayst stand , +To enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land ! + + +Who's there ? my woman Helen ? + +Please you , madam . + +What hour is it ? + +Almost midnight , madam . + +I have read three hours then ; mine eyes are weak ; +Fold down the leaf where I have left ; to bed : +Take not away the taper , leave it burning , +And if thou canst awake by four o' the clock , +I prithee , call me . Sleep has seized me wholly . + +To your protection I commend me , gods ! +From fairies and the tempters of the night +Guard me , beseech ye ! + + +The crickets sing , and man's o'erlabour'd sense +Repairs itself by rest . Our Tarquin thus +Did softly press the rushes ere he waken'd +The chastity he wounded . Cytherea , +How bravely thou becom'st thy bed ! freshlily , +And whiter than the sheets ! That I might touch ! +But kiss : one kiss ! Rubies unparagon'd , +How dearly they do 't ! 'Tis her breathing that +Perfumes the chamber thus ; the flame of the taper +Bows toward her , and would under-peep her lids , +To see the enclosed lights , now canopied +Under these windows , white and azure lac'd +With blue of heaven's own tinct . But my design , +To note the chamber : I will write all down : +Such and such pictures ; there the window ; such +Th' adornment of her bed ; the arras , figures , +Why , such and such ; and the contents o' the story . +Ah ! but some natural notes about her body , +Above ten thousand meaner moveables +Would testify , to enrich mine inventory . +O sleep ! thou ape of death , lie dull upon her ; +And be her senses but as a monument +Thus in a chapel lying . Come off , come off ; + +As slippery as the Gordian knot was hard ! +'Tis mine ; and this will witness outwardly , +As strongly as the conscience does within , +To the madding of her lord . On her left breast +A mole cinque-spotted , like the crimson drops +I' the bottom of a cowslip : here's a voucher ; +Stronger than ever law could make : this secret +Will force him think I have pick'd the lock and ta'en +The treasure of her honour . No more . To what end ? +Why should I write this down , that's riveted , +Screw'd to my memory ? She hath been reading late +The tale of Tereus ; here the leaf's turn'd down +Where Philomel gave up . I have enough : +To the trunk again , and shut the spring of it . +Swift , swift , you dragons of the night , that dawning +May bare the raven's eye ! I lodge in fear ; +Though this a heavenly angel , hell is here . + +One , two , three : time , time ! + + +Your lordship is the most patient man in loss , the most coldest that ever turned up ace . + +It would make any man cold to lose . + +But not every man patient after the noble temper of your lordship . You are most hot and furious when you win . + +Winning will put any man into courage . +If I could get this foolish Imogen , I should have gold enough . It's almost morning , is 't not ? + +Day , my lord . + +I would this music would come . I am advised to give her music o' mornings ; they say it will penetrate . + + +Come on ; tune . If you can penetrate her with your fingering , so ; we'll try with tongue too : if none will do , let her remain ; but I'll never give o'er . First , a very excellent good-conceited thing ; after , a wonderful sweet air , with admirable rich words to it : and then let her consider . + + +Hark ! hark ! the lark at heaven's gate sings , +And Ph bus 'gins arise , +His steeds to water at those springs +On chalic'd flowers that lies , +And winking Mary-buds begin +To ope their golden eyes : +With every thing that pretty is , +My lady sweet , arise . +Arise , arise ! + + +So , get you gone . If this penetrate , I will consider your music the better ; if it do not , it is a vice in her ears , which horse-hairs and calves'-guts , nor the voice of unpaved eunuch to boot , can never amend . + +Here comes the king . + +I am glad I was up so late , for that's the reason I was up so early ; he cannot choose but take this service I have done fatherly . + +Good morrow to your majesty and to my gracious mother . + +Attend you here the door of our stern daughter ? +Will she not forth ? + +I have assail'd her with musics , but she vouchsafes no notice . + +The exile of her minion is too new , +She hath not yet forgot him ; some more time +Must wear the print of his remembrance out , +And then she's yours . + +You are most bound to the king , +Who lets go by no vantages that may +Prefer you to his daughter . Frame yourself +To orderly soliciting , and be friended +With aptness of the season ; make denials +Increase your services ; so seem as if +You were inspir'd to do those duties which +You tender to her ; that you in all obey her +Save when command to your dismission tends , +And therein you are senseless . + +Senseless ! not so . + + +So like you , sir , ambassadors from Rome ; +The one is Caius Lucius . + +A worthy fellow , +Albeit he comes on angry purpose now ; +But that's no fault of his : we must receive him +According to the honour of his sender ; +And towards himself , his goodness forespent on us , +We must extend our notice . Our dear son , +When you have given good morning to your mistress , +Attend the queen and us ; we shall have need +To employ you towards this Roman . Come , our queen . + + +If she be up , I'll speak with her ; if not , +Let her lie still , and dream . By your leave , ho ! + +I know her women are about her . What +If I do line one of their hands ? 'Tis gold +Which buys admittance ; oft it doth ; yea , and makes +Diana's rangers false themselves , yield up +Their deer to the stand o' the stealer ; and 'tis gold +Which makes the true man kill'd and saves the thief ; +Nay , sometime hangs both thief and true man . What +Can it not do and undo ? I will make +One of her women lawyer to me , for +I yet not understand the case myself . +By your leave . + +Who's there , that knocks ? + +A gentleman . + +No more ? + +Yes , and a gentlewoman's son . + +That's more +Than some whose tailors are as dear as yours +Can justly boast of . What's your lordship's pleasure ? + +Your lady's person : is she ready ? + +Ay , +To keep her chamber . + +There's gold for you ; sell me your good report . + +How ! my good name ? or to report of you +What I shall think is good ?The princess ! + + +Good morrow , fairest ; sister , your sweet hand . + + +Good morrow , sir . You lay out too much pains +For purchasing but trouble ; the thanks I give +Is telling you that I am poor of thanks +And scarce can spare them . + +Still , I swear I love you . + +If you but said so , 'twere as deep with me : +If you swear still , your recompense is still +That I regard it not . + +This is no answer . + +But that you shall not say I yield being silent +I would not speak . I pray you , spare me : faith , +I shall unfold equal discourtesy +To your best kindness . One of your great knowing +Should learn , being taught , forbearance . + +To leave you in your madness , 'twere my sin : +I will not . + +Fools cure not mad folks . + +Do you call me fool ? + +As I am mad , I do : +If you'll be patient , I'll no more be mad ; +That cures us both . I am much sorry , sir , +You put me to forget a lady's manners , +By being so verbal ; and learn now , for all , +That I , which know my heart , do here pronounce +By the very truth of it , I care not for you ; +And am so near the lack of charity , +To accuse myself ,I hate you ; which I had rather +You felt than make 't my boast . + +You sin against +Obedience , which you owe your father . For +The contract you pretend with that base wretch , +One bred of alms and foster'd with cold dishes , +With scraps o' the court , it is no contract , none ; +And though it be allow'd in meaner parties +Yet who than he more mean ?to knit their souls +On whom there is no more dependancy +But brats and beggary in self-figur'd knot ; +Yet you are curb'd from that enlargement by +The consequence o' the crown , and must not soil +The precious note of it with a base slave , +A hilding for a livery , a squire's cloth , +A pantler , not so eminent . + +Profane fellow ! +Wert thou the son of Jupiter , and no more +But what thou art besides , thou wert too base +To be his groom ; thou wert dignified enough , +Even to the point of envy , if 'twere made +Comparative for your virtues , to be styl'd +The under-hangman of his kingdom , and hated +For being preferr'd so well . + +The south-fog rot him ! + +He never can meet more mischance than come +To be but nam'd of thee . His meanest garment +That ever hath but clipp'd his body , is dearer +In my respect than all the hairs above thee , +Were they all made such men . How now , Pisanio ! + + +'His garment !' Now , the devil + +To Dorothy my woman hie thee presently , + +'His garment !' + +I am sprighted with a fool , +Frighted , and anger'd worse . Go , bid my woman +Search for a jewel that too casually +Hath left mine arm ; it was thy master's , 'shrew me +If I would lose it for a revenue +Of any king's in Europe . I do think +I saw 't this morning ; confident I am +Last night 'twas on mine arm , I kiss'd it ; +I hope it be not gone to tell my lord +That I kiss aught but he . + +'Twill not be lost . + +I hope so ; go , and search . + + +You have abus'd me : +'His meanest garment !' + +Ay , I said so , sir : +If you will make 't an action , call witness to 't . + +I will inform your father . + +Your mother too : +She's my good lady , and will conceive , I hope , +But the worst of me . So I leave you , sir , +To the worst of discontent . + + +I'll be reveng'd . +'His meanest garment !' Well . + + +Fear it not , sir ; I would I were so sure +To win the king as I am bold her honour +Will remain hers . + +What means do you make to him ? + +Not any , but abide the change of time , +Quake in the present winter's state and wish +That warmer days would come ; in these sear'd hopes , +I barely gratify your love ; they failing , +I must die much your debtor . + +Your very goodness and your company +O'erpays all I can do . By this , your king +Hath heard of great Augustus ; Caius Lucius +Will do 's commission throughly , and I think +He'll grant the tribute , send the arrearages , +Or look upon our Romans , whose remembrance +Is yet fresh in their grief . + +I do believe +Statist though I am none , nor like to be +That this will prove a war ; and you shall hear +The legions now in Gallia sooner landed +In our not-fearing Britain , than have tidings +Of any penny tribute paid . Our countrymen +Are men more order'd than when Julius C sar +Smil'd at their lack of skill , but found their courage +Worthy his frowning at : their discipline , +Now winged ,with their courage will make known +To their approvers they are people such +That mend upon the world . + +See ! Iachimo ! + + +The swiftest harts have posted you by land , +And winds of all the corners kiss'd your sails , +To make your vessel nimble . + +Welcome , sir . + +I hope the briefness of your answer made +The speediness of your return . + +Your lady +Is one of the fairest that I have look'd upon . + +And therewithal the best ; or let her beauty +Look through a casement to allure false hearts +And be false with them . + +Here are letters for you . + +Their tenour good , I trust . + +'Tis very like . + +Was Caius Lucius in the Britain court +When you were there ? + +He was expected then , +But not approach'd . + +All is well yet . +Sparkles this stone as it was wont ? or is't not +Too dull for your good wearing ? + +If I have lost it , +I should have lost the worth of it in gold . +I'll make a journey twice as far to enjoy +A second night of such sweet shortness which +Was mine in Britain ; for the ring is won . + +The stone's too hard to come by . + +Not a whit , +Your lady being so easy . + +Make not , sir , +Your loss your sport : I hope you know that we +Must not continue friends . + +Good sir , we must , +If you keep covenant . Had I not brought +The knowledge of your mistress home , I grant +We were to question further , but I now +Profess myself the winner of her honour , +Together with your ring ; and not the wronger +Of her or you , having proceeded but +By both your wills . + +If you can make 't apparent +That you have tasted her in bed , my hand +And ring is yours ; if not , the foul opinion +You had of her pure honour gains or loses +Your sword or mine or masterless leaves both +To who shall find them . + +Sir , my circumstances +Being so near the truth as I will make them , +Must first induce you to believe : whose strength +I will confirm with oath ; which , I doubt not , +You'll give me leave to spare , when you shall find +You need it not . + +Proceed . + +First , her bedchamber , +Where I confess I slept not , but profess +Had that was well worth watching ,it was hang'd +With tapestry of silk and silver ; the story +Proud Cleopatra , when she met her Roman , +And Cydnus swell'd above the banks , or for +The press of boats or pride ; a piece of work +So bravely done , so rich , that it did strive +In workmanship and value ; which I wonder'd +Could be rarely and exactly wrought , +Since the true life on 't was + +This is true ; +And this you might have heard of here , by me , +Or by some other . + +More particulars +Must justify my knowledge . + +So they must , +Or do your honour injury . + +The chimney +Is south the chamber , and the chimney-piece +Chaste Dian bathing ; never saw I figures +So likely to report themselves ; the cutter +Was as another nature , dumb ; outwent her , +Motion and breath left out . + +This is a thing +Which you might from relation likewise reap , +Being , as it is , much spoke of . + +The roof o' the chamber +With golden cherubins is fretted ; her andirons +I had forgot them were two winking Cupids +Of silver , each on one foot standing , nicely +Depending on their brands . + +This is her honour ! +Let it be granted you have seen all this ,and praise +Be given to your remembrance ,the description +Of what is in her chamber nothing saves +The wager you have laid . + +Then , if you can , +Be pale : I beg but leave to air this jewel ; see ! + +And now 'tis up again ; it must be married +To that your diamond ; I'll keep them . + +Jove ! +Once more let me behold it . Is it that +Which I left with her ? + +Sir ,I thank her ,that : +She stripp'd it from her arm ; I see her yet ; +Her pretty action did outsell her gift , +And yet enrich'd it too . She gave it me , and said +She priz'd it once . + +May be she pluck'd it off +To send it me . + +She writes so to you , doth she ? + +O ! no , no , no , 'tis true . Here , take this too ; + +It is a basilisk unto mine eye , +Kills me to look on 't . Let there be no honour +Where there is beauty ; truth where semblance ; love +Where there's another man ; the vows of women +Of no more bondage be to where they are made +Than they are to their virtues , which is nothing . +O ! above measure false . + +Have patience , sir , +And take your ring again ; 'tis not yet won : +It may be probable she lost it ; or +Who knows if one of her women , being corrupted , +Hath stol'n it from her ? + +Very true ; +And so I hope he came by 't . Back my ring . +Render to me some corporal sign about her , +More evident than this ; for this was stol'n . + +By Jupiter , I had it from her arm . + +Hark you , he swears ; by Jupiter he swears . +'Tis true ; nay , keep the ring ; 'tis true : I am sure +She would not lose it ; her attendants are +All sworn and honourable ; they induc'd to steal it ! +And by a stranger ! No , he hath enjoy'd her ; +The cognizance of her incontinency +Is this ; she hath bought the name of whore thus dearly . +There , take thy hire ; and all the fiends of hell +Divide themselves between you ! + +Sir , be patient : +This is not strong enough to be believ'd +Of one persuaded well of + +Never talk on 't ; +She hath been colted by him . + +If you seek +For further satisfying , under her breast , +Worthy the pressing , lies a mole , right proud +Of that most delicate lodging : by my life , +I kiss'd it , and it gave me present hunger +To feed again , though full . You do remember +This stain upon her ? + +Ay , and it doth confirm +Another stain , as big as hell can hold , +Were there no more but it . + +Will you hear more ? + +Spare your arithmetic ; never count the turns ; +Once , and a million ! + +I'll be sworn , + +No swearing . +If you will swear you have not done 't , you lie ; +And I will kill thee if thou dost deny +Thou'st made me cuckold . + +I'll deny nothing . + +O ! that I had her here , to tear her limb-meal . +I will go there and do 't , i' the court , before +Her father . I'll do something + + +Quite besides +The government of patience ! You have won : +Let's follow him , and pervert the present wrath +He hath against himself . + +With all my heart . + + +Is there no way for men to be , but women +Must be half-workers ? We are all bastards ; all , +And that most venerable man which I +Did call my father was I know not where +When I was stamp'd ; some coiner with his tools +Made me a counterfeit ; yet my mother seem'd +The Dian of that time ; so doth my wife +The nonpareil of this . O ! vengeance , vengeance ; +Me of my lawful pleasure she restrain'd +And pray'd me oft forbearance ; did it with +A pudency so rosy the sweet view on 't +Might well have warm'd old Saturn ; that I thought her +As chaste as unsunn'd snow . O ! all the devils ! +This yellow Iachimo , in an hour ,was 't not ? +Or less at first ?perchance he spoke not , but +Like a full-acorn'd boar , a German one , +Cried 'O !' and mounted ; found no opposition +But what he look'd for should oppose and she +Should from encounter guard . Could I find out +The woman's part in me ! For there's no motion +That tends to vice in man but I affirm +It is the woman's part ; be it lying , note it , +The woman's ; flattering , hers ; deceiving , hers ; +Lust and rank thoughts , hers , hers ; revenges , hers ; +Ambitions , covetings , change of prides , disdain , +Nice longing , slanders , mutability , +All faults that man may name , nay , that hell knows , +Why , hers , in part , or all ; but rather , all ; +For even to vice +They are not constant , but are changing still +One vice but of a minute old for one +Not half so old as that . I'll write against them , +Detest them , curse them . Yet 'tis greater skill +In a true hate to pray they have their will : +The very devils cannot plague them better . + +Now say what would Augustus C sar with us ? + +When Julius C sar whose remembrance yet +Lives in men's eyes , and will to ears and tongues +Be theme and hearing ever was in this Britain , +And conquer'd it , Cassibelan , thine uncle , +Famous in C sar's praises , no whit less +Than in his feats deserving it ,for him +And his succession , granted Rome a tribute , +Yearly three thousand pounds , which by thee lately +Is left untender'd . + +And , to kill the marvel , +Shall be so ever . + +There be many C sars +Ere such another Julius . Britain is +A world by itself , and we will nothing pay +For wearing our own noses . + +That opportunity , +Which then they had to take from 's , to resume , +We have again . Remember , sir , my liege , +The kings your ancestors , together with +The natural bravery of your isle , which stands +As Neptune's park , ribbed and paled in +With rocks unscaleable and roaring waters , +With sands , that will not bear your enemies' boats , +But suck them up to the topmast . A kind of conquest +C sar made here , but made not here his brag +Of 'came , and saw , and overcame :' with shame +The first that ever touch'd him he was carried +From off our coast , twice beaten ; and his shipping +Poor ignorant baubles !on our terrible seas , +Like egg-shells mov'd upon their surges , crack'd +As easily 'gainst our rocks : for joy whereof +The fam'd Cassibelan , who was once at point +O giglot fortune !to master C sar's sword , +Made Lud's town with rejoicing-fires bright , +And Britons stiut with courage . + +Come , there's no more tribute to be paid . Our kingdom is stronger than it was at that time ; and , as I said , there is no moe such C sars ; other of them may have crooked noses , but to owe such straight arms , none . + +Son , let your mother end . + +We have yet many among us can gripe as hard as Cassibelan ; I do not say I am one , but I have a hand . Why tribute ? why should we pay tribute ? If C sar can hide the sun from us with a blanket , or put the moon in his pocket , we will pay him tribute for light ; else , sir , no more tribute , pray you now . + +You must know , +Till the injurious Romans did extort +This tribute from us , we were free ; C sar's ambition +Which swell'd so much that it did almost stretch +The sides o' the world against all colour here +Did put the yoke upon 's ; which to shake off +Becomes a war-like people , whom we reckon +Ourselves to be . We do say then to C sar +Our ancestor was that Mulmutius which +Ordain'd our laws , whose use the sword of C sar +Hath too much mangled ; whose repair and franchise +Shall , by the power we hold , be our good deed , +Though Rome be therefore angry . Mulmutius made our laws , +Who was the first of Britain which did put +His brows within a golden crown , and call'd +Himself a king . + +I am sorry , Cymbeline , +That I am to pronounce Augustus C sar +C sar , that hath more kings his servants than +Thyself domestic officers thine enemy . +Receive it from me , then : war and confusion +In C sar's name pronounce I 'gainst thee : look +For fury not to be resisted . Thus defied , +I thank thee for myself . + +Thou art welcome , Caius . +Thy C sar knighted me ; my youth I spent +Much under him ; of him I gather'd honour ; +Which he , to seek of me again , perforce , +Behoves me keep at utterance . I am perfect +That the Pannonians and Dalmatians for +Their liberties are now in arms ; a precedent +Which not to read would show the Britons cold : +So C sar shall not find them . + +Let proof speak . + +His majesty bids you welcome . Make pastime with us a day or two , or longer ; if you seek us afterwards in other terms , you shall find us in our salt-water girdle ; if you beat us out of it , it is yours ; if you fall in the adventure , our crows shall fare the better for you ; and there's an end . + +So , sir . + +I know your master's pleasure and he mine : +All the remain is 'Welcome !' + + +How ! of adultery ! Wherefore write you not +What monster's her accuser ? Leonatus ! +O master ! what a strange infection +Is fall'n into thy ear ! What false Italian +As poisonous-tongu'd as handed hath prevail'd +On thy too ready hearing ? Disloyal ! No : +She's punish'd for her truth , and undergoes , +More goddess-like than wife-like , such assaults +As would take in some virtue . O my master ! +Thy mind to her is now as low as were +Thy fortunes . How ! that I should murder her ? +Upon the love and truth and vows which I +Have made to thy command ? I , her ? her blood ? +If it be so to do good service , never +Let me be counted serviceable . How look I , +That I should seem to lack humanity +So much as this fact comes to ?Do't : the letter +That I have sent her by her own command +Shall give thee opportunity :O damn'd paper ! +Black as the ink that's on thee . Senseless bauble , +Art thou a feodary for this act , and look'st +So virgin-like without ? Lo ! here she comes . +I am ignorant in what I am commanded . + + +How now , Pisanio ! + +Madam , here is a letter from my lord . + +Who ? thy lord ? that is my lord , Leonatus . +O ! learn'd indeed were that astronomer +That knew the stars as I his characters ; +He'd lay the future open . You good gods , +Let what is here contain'd relish of love , +Of my lord's health , of his content , yet not +That we two are asunder ; let that grieve him , +Some griefs are med'cinable ; that is one of them , +For it doth physic love ,of his content , +All but in that ! Good wax , thy leave . Bless'd be +You bees that make these locks of counsel ! Lovers +And men in dangerous bonds pray not alike ; +Though forfeiters you cast in prison , yet +You clasp young Cupid's tables . Good news , gods ! +Justice , and your father's wrath , should he take me in his dominion , could not be so cruel to me , as you , O the dearest of creatures , would not even renew me with your eyes . Take notice that I am in Cambria , at Milford-Haven ; what your own love will out of this advise you , follow . So , he wishes you all happiness , that remains loyal to his vow , and your , increasing in love , +O ! for a horse with wings ! Hear'st thou , Pisanio ? +He is at Milford-Haven ; read , and tell me +How far 'tis thither . If one of mean affairs +May plod it in a week , why may not I +Glide thither in a day ? Then , true Pisanio , +Who long'st , like me , to see thy lord ; who long'st , +O ! let me 'bate ,but not like me ; yet long'st , +But in a fainter kind :O ! not like me , +For mine's beyond beyond ; say , and speak thick ; +Love's counsellor should fill the bores of hearing , +To the smothering of the sense ,how far it is +To this same blessed Milford ; and , by the way , +Tell me how Wales was made so happy as +T' inherit such a haven ; but , first of all , +How we may steal from hence , and , for the gap +That we shall make in time , from our hencegoing +And our return , to excuse ; but first , how get hence . +Why should excuse be born or ere begot ? +We'll talk of that hereafter . Prithee , speak , +How many score of miles may we well ride +'Twixt hour and hour ? + +One score 'twixt sun and sun , +Madam , 's enough for you , and too much too . + +Why , one that rode to 's execution , man , +Could never go so slow : I have heard of riding wagers , +Where horses have been nimbler than the sands +That run i' the clock's behalf . But this is foolery ; +Go bid my woman feign a sickness ; say +She'll home to her father ; and provide me presently +A riding-suit , no costlier than would fit +A franklin's housewife . + +Madam , you're best consider . + +I see before me , man ; nor here , nor here , +Nor what ensues , but have a fog in them , +That I cannot look through . Away , I prithee ; +Do as I bid thee . There's no more to say ; +Accessible is none but Milford way . + + +A goodly day not to keep house , with such +Whose roof's as low as ours ! Stoop , boys ; this gate +Instructs you how to adore the heavens , and bows you +To a morning's holy office ; the gates of monarchs +Are arch'd so high that giants may jet through +And keep their impious turbans on , without +Good morrow to the sun . Hail , thou fair heaven ! +We house i' the rock , yet use thee not so hardly +As prouder livers do . + +Hail , heaven ! + +Hail , heaven ! + +Now for our mountain sport . Up to yond hill ; +Your legs are young ; I'll tread these flats . Consider , +When you above perceive me like a crow , +That it is place which lessens and sets off ; +And you may then revolve what tales I have told you +Of courts , of princes , of the tricks in war ; +This service is not service , so being done , +But being so allow'd ; to apprehend thus +Draws us a profit from all things we see , +And often , to our comfort , shall we find +The sharded beetle in a safer hold +Than is the full wing'd eagle . O ! this life +Is nobler than attending for a check , +Richer than doing nothing for a bribe , +Prouder than rustling in unpaid-for silk ; +Such gain the cap of him that makes 'em fine , +Yet keeps his book uncross'd ; no life to ours . + +Out of your proof you speak ; we , poor unfledg'd , +Have never wing'd from view o' the nest , nor know not +What air's from home . Haply this life is best , +If quiet life be best ; sweeter to you +That have a sharper known , well corresponding +With your stiff age ; but unto us it is +A cell of ignorance , travelling a-bed , +A prison for a debtor , that not dares +To stride a limit . + +What should we speak of +When we are old as you ? when we shall hear +The rain and wind beat dark December , how +In this our pinching cave shall we discourse +The freezing hours away ? We have seen nothing ; +We are beastly , subtle as the fox for prey , +Like war-like as the wolf for what we eat ; +Our valour is to chase what flies ; our cage +We make a quire , as doth the prison'd bird , +And sing our bondage freely . + +How you speak ! +Did you but know the city's usuries +And felt them knowingly ; the art o' the court , +As hard to leave as keep , whose top to climb +Is certain falling , or so slippery that +The fear's as bad as falling ; the toil of the war , +A pain that only seems to seek out danger +I' the name of fame and honour ; which dies i' the search , +And hath as oft a slanderous epitaph +As record of fair act ; nay , many times , +Doth ill deserve by doing well ; what's worse , +Must curtsy at the censure : O boys ! this story +The world may read in me ; my body's mark'd +With Roman swords , and my report was once +First with the best of note ; Cymbeline lov'd me , +And when a soldier was the theme , my name +Was not far off ; then was I as a tree +Whose boughs did bend with fruit , but , in one night , +A storm or robbery , call it what you will , +Shook down my mellow hangings , nay , my leaves , +And left me bare to weather . + +Uncertain favour ! + +My fault being nothing ,as I have told you oft , +But that two villains , whose false oaths prevail'd +Before my perfect honour , swore to Cymbeline +I was confederate with the Romans ; so +Follow'd my banishment , and this twenty years +This rock and these demesnes have been my world , +Where I have liv'd at honest freedom , paid +More pious debts to heaven than in all +The fore-end of my time . But , up to the mountains ! +This is not hunter's language . He that strikes +The venison first shall be the lord o' the feast ; +To him the other two shall minister ; +And we will fear no poison which attends +In place of greater state . I'll meet you in the valleys . + +How hard it is to hide the sparks of nature ! +These boys know little they are sons to the king ; +Nor Cymbeline dreams that they are alive . +They think they are mine ; and , though train'd up thus meanly +I' the cave wherein they bow , their thoughts do hit +The roofs of palaces , and nature prompts them +In simple and low things to prince it much +Beyond the trick of others . This Polydore , +The heir of Cymbeline and Britain , who +The king his father call'd Guiderius ,Jove ! +When on my three-foot stool I sit and tell +The war-like feats I have done , his spirits fly out +Into my story : say , 'Thus mine enemy fell , +And thus I set my foot on 's neck ;' even then +The princely blood flows in his cheek , he sweats , +Strains his young nerves , and puts himself in posture +That acts my words . The younger brother , Cadwal , +Once Arviragus ,in as like a figure , +Strikes life into my speech and shows much more +His own conceiving . Hark ! the game is rous'd . +O Cymbeline ! heaven and my conscience knows +Thou didst unjustly banish me ; whereon , +At three and two years old , I stole these babes , +Thinking to bar thee of succession , as +Thou reft'st me of my lands . Euriphile , +Thou wast their nurse ; they took thee for their mother , +And every day do honour to her grave : +Myself , Belarius , that am Morgan call'd , +They take for natural father . The game is up . + + +Thou told'st me , when we came from horse , the place +Was near at hand : ne'er long'd my mother so +To see me first , as I have now . Pisanio ! man ! +Where is Posthumus ? What is in thy mind , +That makes thee stare thus ? Wherefore breaks that sigh +From the inward of thee ? One , but painted thus , +Would be interpreted a thing perplex'd +Beyond self-explication ; put thyself +Into a haviour of less fear , ere wildness +Vanquish my staider senses . What's the matter ? +Why tender'st thou that paper to me with +A look untender ? If 't be summer news , +Smile to 't before ; if winterly , thou need'st +But keep that count'nance still . My husband's hand ! +That drug-damn'd Italy hath out-craftied him , +And he's at some hard point . Speak , man ; thy tongue +May take off some extremity , which to read +Would be even mortal to me . + +Please you , read ; +And you shall find me , wretched man , a thing +The most disdain'd of fortune . + +Thy mistress , Pisanio , hath played the strumpet in my bed ; the testimonies whereof lie bleeding in me . I speak not out of weak surmises , but from proof as strong as my grief and as certain as I expect my revenge . That part thou , Pisanio , must act for me , if thy faith be not tainted with the breach of hers . Let thine own hands take away her life ; I shall give thee opportunity at Milford-Haven ; she hath my letter for the purpose ; where , if thou fear to strike , and to make me certain it is done , thou art the pandar to her dishonour and equally to me disloyal . + +What shall I need to draw my sword ? the paper +Hath cut her throat already . No , 'tis slander , +Whose edge is sharper than the sword , whose tongue +Outvenoms all the worms of Nile , whose breath +Rides on the posting winds and doth belie +All corners of the world ; kings , queens , and states , +Maids , matrons , nay , the secrets of the grave +This viperous slander enters . What cheer , madam ? + +False to his bed ! What is it to be false ? +To lie in watch there and to think on him ? +To weep 'twixt clock and clock ? if sleep charge nature , +To break it with a fearful dream of him , +And cry myself awake ? that's false to 's bed , is it ? + +Alas ! good lady . + +I false ! Thy conscience witness ! Iachimo , +Thou didst accuse him of incontinency ; +Thou then look'dst like a villain ; now methinks +Thy favour's good enough . Some jay of Italy , +Whose mother was her painting , hath betray'd him : +Poor I am stale , a garment out of fashion , +And , for I am richer than to hang by the walls , +I must be ripp'd ; to pieces with me ! O ! +Men's vows are women's traitors ! All good seeming , +By thy revolt , O husband ! shall be thought +Put on for villany ; not born where 't grows , +But worn a bait for ladies . + +Good madam , hear me . + +True honest men being heard , like false neas , +Were in his time thought false , and Sinon's weeping +Did scandal many a holy tear , took pity +From most true wretchedness ; so thou , Posthumus , +Wilt lay the leaven on all proper men ; +Goodly and gallant shall be false and perjur'd +From thy great fail . Come , fellow , be thou honest ; +Do thou thy master's bidding . When thou seest him , +A little witness my obedience ; look ! +I draw the sword myself ; take it , and hit +The innocent mansion of my love , my heart . +Fear not , 'tis empty of all things but grief ; +Thy master is not there , who was indeed +The riches of it : do his bidding ; strike . +Thou mayst be valiant in a better cause , +But now thou seem'st a coward . + +Hence , vile instrument ! +Thou shalt not damn my hand . + +Why , I must die ; +And if I do not by thy hand , thou art +No servant of thy master's . Against self-slaughter +There is a prohibition so divine +That cravens my weak hand . Come , here's my heart . +Something's afore 't ; soft , soft ! we'll no defence ; +Obedient as the scabbard . What is here ? +The scriptures of the loyal Leonatus +All turn'd to heresy ! Away , away ! +Corrupters of my faith ; you shall no more +Be stomachers to my heart . Thus may poor fools +Believe false teachers ; though those that are betray'd +Do feel the treason sharply , yet the traitor +Stands in worse case of woe . +And thou , Posthumus , thou that didst set up +My disobedience 'gainst the king my father , +And make me put into contempt the suits +Of princely fellows , shalt hereafter find +It is no act of common passage , but +A strain of rareness ; and I grieve myself +To think , when thou shalt be disedg'd by her +That now thou tir'st on , how thy memory +Will then be pang'd by me . Prithee , dispatch ; +The lamb entreats the butcher ; where's thy knife ? +Thou art too slow to do thy master's bidding , +When I desire it too . + +O , gracious lady ! +Since I receiv'd command to do this business +I have not slept one wink . + +Do 't , and to bed then . + +I'll wake mine eyeballs blind first . + +Wherefore then +Didst undertake it ? Why hast thou abus'd +So many miles with a pretence ? this place ? +Mine action and thine own ? our horses' labour ? +The time inviting thee ? the perturb'd court , +For my being absent ?whereunto I never +Purpose return .Why hast thou gone so far , +To be unbent when thou hast ta'en thy stand , +The elected deer before thee ? + +But to win time +To lose so bad employment , in the which +I have consider'd of a course . Good lady , +Hear me with patience . + +Talk thy tongue weary ; speak : +I have heard I am a strumpet , and mine ear , +Therein false struck , can take no greater wound , +Nor tent to bottom that . But speak . + +Then , madam , +I thought you would not back again . + +Most like , +Bringing me here to kill me . + +Not so , neither ; +But if I were as wise as honest , then +My purpose would prove well . It cannot be +But that my master is abus'd ; some villain , +Some villain , ay , and singular in his art , +Hath done you both this cursed injury . + +Some Roman courtezan . + +No , on my life . +I'll give but notice you are dead and send him +Some bloody sign of it ; for 'tis commanded +I should do so : you shall be miss'd at court , +And that will well confirm it . + +Why , good fellow , +What shall I do the while ? where bide ? how live ? +Or in my life what comfort , when I am +Dead to my husband ? + +If you'll back to the court , + +No court , no father ; nor no more ado +With that harsh , noble , simple nothing Cloten ! +That Cloten , whose love-suit hath been to me +As fearful as a siege . + +If not at court , +Then not in Britain must you bide . + +Where then ? +Hath Britain all the sun that shines ? Day , night , +Are they not but in Britain ? I' the world's volume +Our Britain seems as of it , but not in 't ; +In a great pool a swan's nest : prithee , think +There's livers out of Britain . + +I am most glad +You think of other place . The ambassador , +Lucius the Roman , comes to Milford-Haven +To-morrow ; now , if you could wear a mind +Dark as your fortune is , and but disguise +That which , t' appear itself , must not yet be +But by self-danger , you should tread a course +Pretty , and full of view ; yea , haply , near +The residence of Posthumus ; so nigh at least +That though his actions were not visible , yet +Report should render him hourly to your ear +As truly as he moves . + +O ! for such means : +Though peril to my modesty , not death on 't , +I would adventure . + +Well , then , here's the point : +You must forget to be a woman ; change +Command into obedience ; fear and niceness +The handmaids of all women , or more truly +Woman it pretty self into a waggish courage ; +Ready in gibes , quick-answer'd , saucy , and +As quarrelous as the weasel ; nay , you must +Forget that rarest treasure of your cheek , +Exposing it but , O ! the harder heart , +Alack ! no remedy to the greedy touch +Of common-kissing Titan , and forget +Your laboursome and dainty trims , wherein +You made great Juno angry . + +Nay , be brief : +I see into thy end , and am almost +A man already . + +First , make yourself but like one . +Forethinking this , I have already fit +'Tis in my cloak-bag doublet , hat , hose , all +That answer to them ; would you in their serving , +And with what imitation you can borrow +From youth of such a season , 'fore noble Lucius +Present yourself , desire his service , tell him +Wherein you are happy ,which you'll make him know , +If that his head have ear in music ,doubtless +With joy he will embrace you , for he's honourable , +And , doubling that , most holy . Your means abroad , +You have me , rich ; and I will never fail +Beginning nor supplyment . + +Thou art all the comfort +The gods will diet me with . Prithee , away ; +There's more to be consider'd , but we'll even +All that good time will give us ; this attempt +I'm soldier to , and will abide it with +A prince's courage . Away , I prithee . + +Well , madam , we must take a short farewell , +Lest , being miss'd , I be suspected of +Your carriage from the court . My noble mistress , +Here is a box , I had it from the queen , +What's in 't is precious ; if you are sick at sea , +Or stomach-qualm'd at land , a dram of this +Will drive away distemper . To some shade , +And fit you to your manhood . May the gods +Direct you to the best ! + +Amen . I thank thee + + +Thus far ; and so farewell . + +Thanks , royal sir . +My emperor hath wrote , I must from hence ; +And am right sorry that I must report ye +My master's enemy . + +Our subjects , sir , +Will not endure his yoke ; and for ourself +To show less sovereignty than they , must needs +Appear unking-like . + +So , sir : I desire of you +A conduct over land to Milford-Haven . +Madam , all joy befall your Grace . + +And you ! + +My lords , you are appointed for that office ; +The due of honour in no point omit . +So , farewell , noble Lucius . + +Your hand , my lord . + +Receive it friendly ; but from this time forth +I wear it as your enemy . + +Sir , the event +Is yet to name the winner . Fare you well . + +Leave not the worthy Lucius , good my lords , +Till he have cross'd the Severn . Happiness ! + + +He goes hence frowning ; but it honours us +That we have given him cause . + +'Tis all the better ; +Your valiant Britons have their wishes in it . + +Lucius hath wrote already to the emperor +How it goes here . It fits us therefore ripely +Our chariots and horsemen be in readiness ; +The powers that he already hath in Gallia +Will soon be drawn to head , from whence he moves +His war for Britain . + +'Tis not sleepy business ; +But must be look'd to speedily and strongly . + +Our expectation that it would be thus +Hath made us forward . But , my gentle queen , +Where is our daughter ? She hath not appear'd +Before the Roman , nor to us hath tender'd +The duty of the day ; she looks us like +A thing more made of malice than of duty : +We have noted it . Call her before us , for +We have been too slight in sufferance . + + +Royal sir . +Since the exile of Posthumus , most retir'd +Hath her life been ; the cure whereof , my lord , +'Tis time must do . Beseech your majesty , +Forbear sharp speeches to her ; she's a lady +So tender of rebukes that words are strokes , +And strokes death to her . + + +Where is she , sir ? How +Can her contempt be answer'd ? + +Please you , sir , +Her chambers are all lock'd , and there's no answer +That will be given to the loudest noise we make . + +My lord , when last I went to visit her , +She pray'd me to excuse her keeping close , +Whereto constrain'd by her infirmity , +She should that duty leave unpaid to you , +Which daily she was bound to proffer ; this +She wish'd me to make known , but our great court +Made me to blame in memory . + +Her doors lock'd ! +Not seen of late ! Grant , heavens , that which I fear +Prove false ! + + +Son , I say , follow the king . + +That man of hers , Pisanio , her old servant , +I have not seen these two days . + +Go , look after . + +Pisanio , thou that stand'st so for Posthumus ! +He hath a drug of mine ; I pray his absence +Proceed by swallowing that , for he believes +It is a thing most precious . But for her , +Where is she gone ? Haply , despair hath sciz'd her , +Or , wing'd with fervour of her love , she's flown +To her desir'd Posthumus . Gone she is +To death or to dishonour , and my end +Can make good use of either ; she being down , +I have the placing of the British crown . + +How now , my son ! + +'Tis certain she is fled . +Go in and cheer the king ; he rages , none +Dare come about him . + +All the better ; may +This night forestall him of the coming day ! + + +I love and hate her ; for she's fair and royal , +And that she hath all courtly parts more exquisite +Than lady , ladies , woman ; from every one +The best she hath , and she , of all compounded , +Outsells them all . I love her therefore ; but +Disdaining me and throwing favours on +The low Posthumus slanders so her judgment +That what's else rare is chok'd , and in that point +I will conclude to hate her , nay , indeed , +To be reveng'd upon her . For , when fools +Shall + + +Who is here ? What ! are you packing , sirrah ? +Come hither . Ah ! you precious pandar . Villain , +Where is thy lady ? In a word ; or else + +Thou art straightway with the fiends . + +O ! good my lord . + +Where is thy lady ? or , by Jupiter +I will not ask again . Close villain , +I'll have this secret from thy heart , or rip +Thy heart to find it . Is she with Posthumus ? +From whose so many weights of baseness cannot +A dram of worth be drawn . + +Alas ! my lord , +How can she be with him ? When was she miss'd ? +He is in Rome . + +Where is she , sir ? Come nearer , +No further halting ; satisfy me home +What is become of her ? + +O ! my all-worthy lord . + +All-worthy villain ! +Discover where thy mistress is at once . +At the next word ; no more of 'worthy lord !' +Speak , or thy silence on the instant is +Thy condemnation and thy death . + +Then , sir , +This paper is the history of my knowledge +Touching her flight . + + +Let's see 't . I will pursue her +Even to Augustus' throne . + +Or this , or perish . +She's far enough ; and what he learns by this +May prove his travel , not her danger . + +Hum ! + +I'll write to my lord she's dead . O Imogen ! +Safe mayst thou wander , safe return agen ! + +Sirrah , is this letter true ? + +Sir , as I think . + +It is Posthumus' hand ; I know 't . Sirrah , if thou wouldst not be a villain , but do me true service , undergo those employments wherein I should have cause to use thee with a serious industry , that is , what villany soe'er I bid thee do , to perform it directly and truly , I would think thee an honest man ; thou shouldst neither want my means for thy relief nor my voice for thy preferment . + +Well , my good lord . + +Wilt thou serve me ? For since patiently and constantly thou hast stuck to the bare fortune of that beggar Posthumus , thou canst not , in the course of gratitude , but be a diligent follower of mine . Wilt thou serve me ? + +Sir , I will . + +Give me thy hand ; here's my purse . Hast any of thy late master's garments in thy possession ? + +I have , my lord , at my lodging , the same suit he wore when he took leave of my lady and mistress . + +The first service thou dost me , fetch that suit hither : let it be thy first service ; go . + +I shall , my lord . + + +Meet thee at Milford-Haven !I forgot to ask him one thing ; I'll remember 't anon ,even there , thou villain Posthumus , will I kill thee . I would these garments were come . She said upon a time ,the bitterness of it I now belch from my heart ,that she held the very garment of Posthumus in more respect than my noble and natural person , together with the adornment of my qualities . With that suit upon my back will I ravish her : first kill him , and in her eyes ; there shall she see my valour , which will then be a torment to her contempt . He on the ground , my speech of insultment ended on his dead body , and when my lust hath dined ,which , as I say , to vex her , I will execute in the clothes that she so praised ,to the court I'll knock her back , foot her home again . She hath despised me rejoicingly , and I'll be merry in my revenge . + +Be those the garments ? + +Ay , my noble lord . + +How long is 't since she went to Milford-Haven ? + +She can scarce be there yet . + +Bring this apparel to my chamber ; that is the second thing that I have commanded thee : the third is , that thou wilt be a voluntary mute to my design . Be but duteous , and true preferment shall tender itself to thee . My revenge is now at Milford ; would I had wings to follow it ! +Come , and be true . + + +Thou bidd'st me to my loss ; for true to thee +Were to prove false , which I will never be , +To him that is most true . To Milford go , +And find not her whom thou pursu'st . Flow , flow , +You heavenly blessings , on her ! This fool's speed +Be cross'd with slowness ; labour be his meed ! + + +I see a man's life is a tedious one ; +I have tir'd myself , and for two nights together +Have made the ground my bed ; I should be sick +But that my resolution helps me . Milford , +When from the mountain-top Pisanio show'd thee , +Thou wast within a ken . O Jove ! I think +Foundations fly the wretched ; such , I mean , +Where they should be reliev'd . Two beggars told me +I could not miss my way ; will poor folks lie , +That have afflictions on them , knowing 'tis +A punishment or trial ? Yes ; no wonder , +When rich ones scarce tell true . To lapse in fulness +Is sorer than to lie for need , and falsehood +Is worse in kings than beggars . My dear lord ! +Thou art one o' the false ones . Now I think on thee , +My hunger's gone , but even before I was +At point to sink for food . But what is this ? +Here is a path to 't ; 'tis some savage hold ; +I were best not call , I dare not call , yet famine , +Ere clean it o'erthrow nature , makes it valiant . +Plenty and peace breeds cowards , hardness ever +Of hardiness is mother . Ho ! Who's here ? +If any thing that's civil , speak ; if savage , +Take or lend . Ho ! No answer ? Then I'll enter . +Best draw my sword ; and if mine enemy +But fear the sword like me , he'll scarcely look on 't . +Such a foe , good heavens ! + +You , Polydore , have prov'd best woodman , and +Are master of the feast ; Cadwal and I +Will play the cook and servant , 'tis our match ; +The sweat of industry would dry and die +But for the end it works to . Come ; our stomachs +Will make what's homely savoury ; weariness +Can snore upon the flint when resty sloth +Finds the down pillow hard . Now , peace be here , +Poor house , that keep'st thyself ! + +I am throughly weary . + +I am weak with toil , yet strong in appetite . + +There is cold meat i' the cave ; we'll browse on that , +Whilst what we have kill'd be cook'd . + +Stay ; come not in ; +But that it eats our victuals , I should think +Here were a fairy . + +What's the matter , sir ? + +By Jupiter , an angel ! or , if not , +An earthly paragon ! Behold divineness +No elder than a boy ! + + +Good masters , harm me not : +Before I enter'd here , I call'd ; and thought +To have begg'd or bought what I have took . Good troth , +I have stol'n nought , nor would not , though I had found +Gold strew'd i' the floor . Here's money for my meat ; +I would have left it on the board so soon +As I had made my meal , and parted +With prayers for the provider . + +Money , youth ? + +All gold and silver rather turn to dirt ! +As 'tis no better reckon'd but of those +Who worship dirty gods . + +I see you're angry . +Know , if you kill me for my fault , I should +Have died had I not made it . + +Whither bound ? + +To Milford-Haven . + +What's your name ? + +Fidele , sir . I have a kinsman who +Is bound for Italy ; he embark'd at Milford : +To whom being going , almost spent with hunger , +I am fall'n in this offence . + +Prithee , fair youth , +Think us no churis , nor measure our good minds +By this rude place we live in . Well encounter'd ! +'Tis almost night ; you shall have better cheer +Ere you depart , and thanks to stay and eat it . +Boys , bid him welcome . + +Were you a woman , youth , +I should woo hard but be your groom . In honesty , +I bid for you , as I do buy . + +I'll make 't my comfort +He is a man ; I'll love him as my brother ; +And such a welcome as I'd give to him +After a long absence , such is yours : most welcome ! +Be sprightly , for you fall 'mongst friends . + +'Mongst friends , +If brothers . + +Would it had been so , that they +Had been my father's sons ; then had my prize +Been less , and so more equal ballasting +To thee , Posthumus . + +He wrings at some distress . + +Would I could free 't ! + +Or I , whate'er it be , +What pain it cost , what danger . Gods ! + +Hark , boys + + +Great men , +That had a court no bigger than this cave , +That did attend themselves and had the virtue +Which their own conscience seal'd them ,laying by +That nothing-gift of differing multitudes , +Could not out-peer these twain . Pardon me , gods ! +I'd change my sex to be companion with them , +Since Leonatus' false . + +It shall be so . +Boys , we'll go dress our hunt . Fair youth , come in : +Discourse is heavy , fasting ; when we have supp'd , +We'll mannerly demand thee of thy story , +So far as thou wilt speak it . + +Pray , draw near . + +The night to the owl and morn to the lark less welcome . + +Thanks , sir . + +I pray , draw near . + + +This is the tenour of the emperor's writ : +That since the common men are now in action +'Gainst the Pannonians and Dalmatians , +And that the legions now in Gallia are +Full weak to undertake our wars against +The fall'n-off Britons , that we do incite +The gentry to this business . He creates +Lucius pro-consul ; and to you the tribunes , +For this immediate levy , he commends +His absolute commission . Long live C sar ! + +Is Lucius general of the forces ? + +Ay . + +Remaining now in Gallia ? + +With those legions +Which I have spoke of , whereunto your levy +Must be supplyant ; the words of your commission +Will tie you to the numbers and the time +Of their dispatch . + +We will discharge our duty . + +I am near to the place where they should meet , if Pisanio have mapped it truly . How fit his garments serve me ! Why should his mistress , who was made by him that made the tailor , not be fit too ? the rather ,saving reverence of the word ,for 'tis said a woman's fitness comes by fits . Therein I must play the workman . I dare speak it to myself ,for it is not vain-glory , for a man and his glass to confer in his own chamber ,I mean , the lines of my body are as well drawn as his ; no less young , more strong , not beneath him in fortunes , beyond him in the advantage of the time , above him in birth , alike conversant in general services , and more remarkable in single oppositions ; yet this imperceiverant thing loves him in my despite . What mortality is ! Posthumus , thy head , which now is growing upon thy shoulders , shall within this hour be off , thy mistress enforced , thy garments cut to pieces before thy face ; and all this done , spurn her home to her father , who may haply be a little angry for my so rough usage , but my mother , having power of his testiness , shall turn all into my commendations . My horse is tied up safe ; out , sword , and to a sore purpose ! Fortune , put them into my hand ! This is the very description of their meeting-place ; and the fellow dares not deceive me . + + +You are not well ; remain here in the cave ; +We'll come to you after hunting . + +Brother , stay here ; +Are we not brothers ? + +So man and man should be , +But clay and clay differs in dignity , +Whose dust is both alike . I am very sick . + +Go you to hunting ; I'll abide with him . + +So sick I am not , yet I am not well ; +But not so citizen a wanton as +To seem to die ere sick . So please you , leave me ; +Stick to your journal course ; the breach of custom +Is breach of all . I am ill ; but your being by me +Cannot amend me ; society is no comfort +To one not sociable . I am not very sick , +Since I can reason of it ; pray you , trust me here , +I'll rob none but myself , and let me die , +Stealing so poorly . + +I love thee ; I have spoke it ; +How much the quantity , the weight as much , +As I do love my father . + +What ! how ! how ! + +If it be sin to say so , sir , I yoke me +In my good brother's fault : I know not why +I love this youth ; and I have heard you say , +Love's reason's without reason : the bier at door , +And a demand who is 't shall die , I'd say +'My father , not this youth .' + +O noble strain ! +O worthiness of nature ! breed of greatness ! +Cowards father cowards , and base things sire base : +Nature hath meal and bran , contempt and grace . +I'm not their father ; yet who this should be , +Doth miracle itself , lov'd before me . +'Tis the ninth hour o' the morn . + +Brother , farewell . + +I wish ye sport . + +You health . So please you , sir . + +These are kind creatures . Gods , what lies I have heard ! +Our courtiers say all's savage but at court : +Experience , O ! thou disprov'st report . +The imperious seas breed monsters , for the dish +Poor tributary rivers as sweet fish . +I am sick still , heart-sick . Pisanio , +I'll now taste of thy drug . + + +I could not stir him ; +He said he was gentle , but unfortunate ; +Dishonestly afflicted , but yet honest . + +Thus did he answer me ; yet said hereafter +I might know more . + +To the field , to the field ! + + +We'll leave you for this time ; go in and rest . + +We'll not be long away . + +Pray , be not sick , +For you must be our housewife . + +Well or ill , +I am bound to you . + +And shalt be ever . + +This youth , howe'er distress'd , appears he hath had +Good ancestors . + +How angel-like he sings ! + +But his neat cookery ! he cut our roots +In characters , +And sauc'd our broths as Juno had been sick +And he her dieter . + +Nobly he yokes +A smiling with a sigh , as if the sigh +Was that it was , for not being such a smile ; +The smile mocking the sigh , that it would fly +From so divine a temple , to commix +With winds that sailors rail at . + +I do note +That grief and patience rooted in him , both +Mingle their spurs together . + +Grow , patience ! +And let the stinking-elder , grief , untwine +His perishing root with the increasing vine ! + +It is great morning . Come , away !Who's there ? + + +I cannot find those runagates ; that villain +Hath mock'd me . I am faint . + +'Those runagates !' +Means he not us ? I partly know him ; 'tis +Cloten , the son o' the queen . I fear some ambush . +I saw him not these many years , and yet +I know 'tis he . We are held as outlaws : hence ! + +He is but one . You and my brother search +What companies are near ; pray you , away ; +Let me alone with him . + + +Soft ! What are you +That fly me thus ? some villain mountainers ? +I have heard of such . What slave art thou ? + +A thing +More slavish did I ne'er than answering +A 'slave' without a knock . + +Thou art a robber , +A law-breaker , a villain . Yield thee , thief . + +To who ? to thee ? What art thou ? Have not I +An arm as big as thine ? a heart as big ? +Thy words , I grant , are bigger , for I wear not +My dagger in my mouth . Say what thou art , +Why I should yield to thee ? + +Thou villain base , +Know'st me not by my clothes ? + +No , nor thy tailor , rascal , +Who is thy grandfather : he made those clothes , +Which , as it seems , make thee . + +Thou precious varlet , +My tailor made them not . + +Hence then , and thank +The man that gave them thee . Thou art some fool ; +I am loath to beat thee . + +Thou injurious thief , +Hear but my name , and tremble . + +What's thy name ? + +Cloten , thou villain . + +Cloten , thou double villain , be thy name , +I cannot tremble at it ; were it Toad , or Adder , Spider , +'Twould move me sooner . + +To thy further fear , +Nay , to thy mere confusion , thou shalt know +I am son to the queen . + +I'm sorry for 't , not seeming +So worthy as thy birth . + +Art not afeard ? + +Those that I reverence those I fear , the wise ; +At fools I laugh , not fear them . + +Die the death : +When I have slain thee with my proper hand , +I'll follow those that even now fled hence , +And on the gates of Lud's town set your heads : +Yield , rustic mountaineer . + +No companies abroad . + +None in the world . You did mistake him , sure . + +I cannot tell ; long is it since I saw him , +But time hath nothing blurr'd those lines of favour +Which then he wore ; the snatches in his voice , +And burst of speaking , were as his . I am absolute +'Twas very Cloten . + +In this place we left them : +I wish my brother make good time with him , +You say he is so fell . + +Being scarce made up , +I mean , to man , he had not apprehension +Of roaring terrors ; for defect of judgment +Is oft the cease of fear . But see , thy brother . + + +This Cloten was a fool , an empty purse , +There was no money in 't . Not Hercules +Could have knock'd out his brains , for he had none ; +Yet I not doing this , the fool had borne +My head as I do his . + +What hast thou done ? + +I am perfect what : cut off one Cloten's head , +Son to the queen , after his own report ; +Who call'd me traitor , mountaineer , and swore , +With his own single hand he'd take us in , +Displace our heads where thank the gods !they grow , +And set them on Lud's town . + +We are all undone . + +Why , worthy father , what have we to lose , +But that he swore to take , our lives ? The law +Protects not us ; then why should we be tender +To let an arrogant piece of flesh threat us , +Play judge and executioner all himself , +For we do fear the law ? What company +Discover you abroad ? + +No single soul +Can we set eye on ; but in all safe reason +He must have some attendants . Though his humour +Was nothing but mutation , ay , and that +From one bad thing to worse ; not frenzy , not +Absolute madness could so far have rav'd +To bring him here alone . Although , perhaps , +It may be heard at court that such as we +Cave here , hunt here , are outlaws , and in time +May make some stronger head ; the which he hearing , +As it is like him ,might break out , and swear +He'd fetch us in ; yet is 't not probable +To come alone , either he so undertaking , +Or they so suffering ; then , on good ground we fear , +If we do fear this body hath a tail +More perilous than the head . + +Let ordinance +Come as the gods foresay it ; howsoe'er , +My brother hath done well . + +I had no mind +To hunt this day ; the boy Fidele's sickness +Did make my way long forth . + +With his own sword , +Which he did wave against my throat , I have ta'en +His head from him ; I'll throw 't into the creek +Behind our rock , and let it to the sea , +And tell the fishes he's the queen's son , Cloten : +That's all I reck . + + +I fear 'twill be reveng'd . +Would , Polydore , thou hadst not done 't ! though valour +Becomes thee well enough . + +Would I had done 't +So the revenge alone pursu'd me ! Polydore , +I love thee brotherly , but envy much +Thou hast robb'd me of this deed ; I would revenges , +That possible strength might meet , would seek us through +And put us to our answer . + +Well , 'tis done . +We'll hunt no more to-day , nor seek for danger +Where there's no profit . I prithee , to our rock ; +You and Fidele play the cooks ; I'll stay +Till hasty Polydore return , and bring him +To dinner presently . + +Poor sick Fidele ! +I'll willingly to him ; to gain his colour +I'd let a parish of such Clotens blood , +And praise myself for charity . + + +O thou goddess ! +Thou divine Nature , how thyself thou blazon'st +In these two princely boys . They are as gentle +As zephyrs , blowing below the violet , +Not wagging his sweet head ; and yet as rough , +Their royal blood enchaf'd , as the rud'st wind , +That by the top doth take the mountain pine , +And make him stoop to the vale . 'Tis wonder +That an invisible instinct should frame them +To royalty unlearn'd , honour untaught , +Civility not seen from other , valour +That wildly grows in them , but yields a crop +As if it had been sow'd ! Yet still it's strange +What Cloten's being here to us portends , +Or what his death will bring us . + + +Where's my brother ? +I have sent Cloten's clotpoll down the stream , +In embassy to his mother ; his body's hostage +For his return . + + +My ingenious instrument ! +Hark ! Polydore , it sounds ; but what occasion +Hath Cadwal now to give it motion ? Hark ! + +Is he at home ? + +He went hence even now . + +What does he mean ? since death of my dear'st mother +It did not speak before . All solemn things +Should answer solemn accidents . The matter ? +Triumphs for nothing and lamenting toys +Is jollity for apes and grief for boys . +Is Cadwal mad ? + + +Look ! here he comes , +And brings the dire occasion in his arms +Of what we blame him for . + +The bird is dead +That we have made so much on . I had rather +Have skipp'd from sixteen years of age to sixty , +To have turn'd my leaping-time into a crutch , +Than have seen this . + +O , sweetest , fairest lily ! +My brother wears thee not the one half so well +As when thou grew'st thyself . + +O melancholy ! +Who ever yet could sound thy bottom ? find +The ooze , to show what coast thy sluggish crare +Might easiliest harbour in ? Thou blessed thing ! +Jove knows what man thou mightst have made ; but I , +Thou diedst , a most rare boy , of melancholy . +How found you him ? + +Stark , as you see : +Thus smiling , as some fly had tickled slumber , +Not as death's dart , being laugh'd at ; his right cheek +Reposing on a cushion . + +Where ? + +O' the floor , +His arms thus leagu'd ; I thought he slept , and put +My clouted brogues from off my feet , whose rudeness +Answer'd my steps too loud . + +Why , he but sleeps : +If he be gone , he'll make his grave a bed ; +With female fairies will his tomb be haunted , +And worms will not come to thee . + +With fairest flowers +While summer lasts and I live here , Fidele , +I'll sweeten thy sad grave ; thou shalt not lack +The flower that's like thy face , pale primrose , nor +The azur'd hare-bell , like thy veins , no , nor +The leaf of eglantine , whom not to slander , +Out-sweeten'd not thy breath : the ruddock would , +With charitable bill ,O bill ! sore-shaming +Those rich-left heirs , that let their fathers lie +Without a monument ,bring thee all this ; +Yea , and furr'd moss besides , when flowers are none , +To winter-ground thy corse . + +Prithee , have done , +And do not play in wench-like words with that +Which is so serious . Let us bury him , +And not protract with admiration what +Is now due debt . To the grave ! + +Say , where shall 's lay him ? + +By good Euriphile , our mother . + +Be 't so : +And let us , Polydore , though now our voices +Have got the mannish crack , sing him to the ground , +As once our mother ; use like note and words , +Save that Euriphile must be Fidele . + +Cadwal , +I cannot sing ; I'll weep , and word it with thee ; +For notes of sorrow out of tune are worse +Than priests and fanes that lie . + +We'll speak it then . + +Great griefs , I see , medicine the less , for Cloten +Is quite forgot . He was a queen's son , boys , +And though he came our enemy , remember +He was paid for that ; though mean and mighty rotting +Together , have one dust , yet reverence +That angel of the world doth make distinction +Of place 'tween high and low . Our foe was princely , +And though you took his life , as being our foe , +Yet bury him as a prince . + +Pray you , fetch him hither . +Thersites' body is as good as Ajax' +When neither are alive . + +If you'll go fetch him , +We'll say our song the whilst . Brother , begin . + + +Nay , Cadwal , we must lay his head to the east ; +My father hath a reason for 't . + +'Tis true . + +Come on then , and remove him . + +So , begin . + + +Fear no more the heat o' the sun , +Nor the furious winter's rages ; +Thou thy worldly task hast done , +Home art gone , and ta'en thy wages ; +Golden lads and girls all must , +As chimney-sweepers , come to dust . + +Fear no more the frown o' the great , +Thou art past the tyrant's stroke : +Care no more to clothe and eat ; +To thee the reed is as the oak : +The sceptre , learning , physic , must +All follow this , and come to dust . + +Fear no more the lightning-flash , + +Nor the all-dreaded thunder-stone ; + +Fear not slander , censure rash ; + +Thou hast finish'd joy and moan + +All lovers young , all lovers must +Consign to thee , and come to dust . + +No exorciser harm thee ! + +Nor no witchcraft charm thee ! + +Ghost unlaid forbear thee ! + +Nothing ill come near thee ! + +Quiet consummation have ; +And renowned be thy grave ! + +We have done our obsequies . Come , lay him down . + +Here's a few flowers , but 'bout mid-night , more ; +The herbs that have on them cold dew o' the night +Are strewings fitt'st for graves . Upon their faces +You were as flowers , now wither'd ; even so +These herblets shall , which we upon you strew . +Come on , away ; apart upon our knees . +The ground that gave them first has them again ; +Their pleasures here are past , so is their pain . + + +Yes , sir , to Milford-Haven ; which is the way ? +I thank you . By yond bush ? Pray , how far thither ? +'Ods pittikins ! can it be six mile yet ? +I have gone all night : Faith , I'll lie down and sleep . + + +But , soft ! no bed-fellow ! O gods and goddesses ! +These flowers are like the pleasures of the world ; +This bloody man , the care on 't . I hope I dream ; +For so I thought I was a cave-keeper , +And cook to honest creatures ; but 'tis not so , +'Twas but a bolt of nothing , shot at nothing , +Which the brain makes of fumes . Our very eyes +Are sometimes like our judgments , blind . Good faith , +I tremble still with fear ; but if there be +Yet left in heaven as small a drop of pity +As a wren's eye , fear'd gods , a part of it ! +The dream's here still ; even when I wake , it is +Without me , as within me ; not imagin'd , felt . +A headless man ! The garments of Posthumus ! +I know the shape of 's leg , this is his hand , +His foot Mercurial , his Martial thigh , +The brawns of Hercules , but his Jovial face +Murder in heaven ? How ! 'Tis gone . Pisanio , +All curses madded Hecuba gave the Greeks , +And mine to boot , be darted on thee ! Thou , +Conspir'd with that irregulous devil , Cloten , +Hast here cut off my lord . To write and read +Be henceforth treacherous ! Damn'd Pisanio +Hath with his forged letters , damn'd Pisanio , +From this most bravest vessel of the world +Struck the main-top ! O Posthumus ! alas ! +Where is thy head ? where's that ? Ay me ! where's that ? +Pisanio might have kill'd thee at the heart , +And left this head on . How should this be ? Pisanio ? +'Tis he and Cloten ; malice and lucre in them +Have laid this woe here . O ! 'tis pregnant , pregnant ! +The drug he gave me , which he said was precious +And cordial to me , have I not found it +Murderous to the senses ? That confirms it home ; +This is Pisanio's deed , and Cloten's : O ! +Give colour to my pale cheek with thy blood , +That we the horrider may seem to those +Which chance to find us . O ! my lord , my lord . + +To them the legions garrison'd in Gallia , +After your will , have cross'd the sea , attending +You here at Milford-Haven with your ships : +They are in readiness . + +But what from Rome ? + +The senate hath stirr'd up the confiners +And gentlemen of Italy , most willing spirits , +That promise noble service ; and they come +Under the conduct of bold Iachimo , +Sienna's brother . + +When expect you them ? + +With the next benefit o' the wind . + +This forwardness +Makes our hopes fair . Command our present numbers +Be muster'd ; bid the captains look to 't . Now , sir , +What have you dream'd of late of this war's purpose ? + +Last night the very gods show'd me a vision , +I fast and pray'd for their intelligence ,thus : +I saw Jove's bird , the Roman eagle , wing'd +From the spongy south to this part of the west , +There vanish'd in the sunbeams ; which portends , +Unless my sins abuse my divination , +Success to the Roman host . + +Dream often so , +And never false . Soft , ho ! what trunk is here +Without his top ? The ruin speaks that sometime +It was a worthy building . How ! a page ! +Or dead or sleeping on him ? But dead rather , +For nature doth abhor to make his bed +With the defunct , or sleep upon the dead . +Let's see the boy's face . + +He's alive , my lord . + +He'll , then , instruct us of this body . Young one , +Inform us of thy fortunes , for it seems +They crave to be demanded . Who is this +Thou mak'st thy bloody pillow ? Or who was he +That , otherwise than noble nature did , +Hath alter'd that good picture ? What's thy interest +In this sad wrack ? How came it ? Who is it ? +What art thou ? + +I am nothing ; or if not , +Nothing to be were better . This was my master , +A very valiant Briton and a good , +That here by mountaineers lies slain . Alas ! +There are no more such masters ; I may wander +From east to occident , cry out for service , +Try many , all good , serve truly , never +Find such another master . + +'Lack , good youth ! +Thou mov'st no less with thy complaining than +Thy master in bleeding . Say his name , good friend . + +Richard du Champ . + +If I do lie and do +No harm by it , though the gods hear , I hope +They'll pardon it .Say you , sir ? + +Thy name ? + +Fidele , sir . + +Thou dost approve thyself the very same ; +Thy name well fits thy faith , thy faith thy name . +Wilt take thy chance with me ? I will not say +Thou shalt be so well master'd , but be sure +No less belov'd . The Roman emperor's letters , +Sent by a consul to me , should not sooner +Than thine own worth prefer thee . Go with me . + +I'll follow , sir . But first , an 't please the gods , +I'll hide my master from the flies , as deep +As these poor pickaxes can dig ; and when +With wild wood-leaves and weeds I ha' strew'd his grave , +And on it said a century of prayers , +Such as I can , twice o'er , I'll weep and sigh ; +And , leaving so his service , follow you , +So please you entertain me . + +Ay , good youth , +And rather father thee than master thee . +My friends , +The boy hath taught us manly duties ; let us +Find out the prettiest daisied plot we can , +And make him with our pikes and partisans +A grave ; come , arm him . Boy , he is preferr'd +By thee to us , and he shall be interr'd +As soldiers can . Be cheerful ; wipe thine eyes : +Some falls are means the happier to arise . + + +Again ; and bring me word how 'tis with her . + +A fever with the absence of her son , +A madness , of which her life's in danger . Heavens ! +How deeply you at once do touch me . Imogen , +The great part of my comfort , gone ; my queen +Upon a desperate bed , and in a time +When fearful wars point at me ; her son gone , +So needful for this present : it strikes me , past +The hope of comfort . But for thee , fellow , +Who needs must know of her departure and +Dost seem so ignorant , we'll enforce it from thee +By a sharp torture . + +Sir , my life is yours , +I humbly set it at your will ; but , for my mistress , +I nothing know where she remains , why gone , +Nor when she purposes return . Beseech your highness , +Hold me your loyal servant . + +Good my liege , +The day that she was missing he was here ; +I dare be bound he's true and shall perform +All parts of his subjection loyally . For Cloten , +There wants no diligence in seeking him , +And will , no doubt , be found . + +The time is troublesome . + + +We'll slip you for a season ; but our jealousy +Does yet depend . + +So please-your majesty , +The Roman legions , all from Gallia drawn , +Are landed on your coast , with a supply +Of Roman gentlemen , by the senate sent . + +Now for the counsel of my son and queen ! +I am amaz'd with matter . + +Good my liege , +Your preparation can affront no less +Than what you hear of ; come more , for more you're ready : +The want is , but to put those powers in motion +That long to move . + +I thank you . Let's withdraw ; +And meet the time as it seeks us . We fear not +What can from Italy annoy us , but +We grieve at chances here . Away ! + + +I heard no letter from my master since +I wrote him Imogen was slain ; 'tis strange ; +Nor hear I from my mistress , who did promise +To yield me often tidings ; neither know I +What is betid to Cloten ; but remain +Perplex'd in all : the heavens still must work . +Wherein I am false I am honest ; not true to be true : +These present wars shall find I love my country , +Even to the note o' the king , or I'll fall in them . +All other doubts , by time let them be clear'd ; +Fortune brings in some boats that are not steer'd . + + +The noise is round about us . + +Let us from it . + +What pleasure , sir , find we in life , to lock it +From action and adventure ? + +Nay , what hope +Have we in hiding us ? this way , the Romans +Must or for Britons slay us , or receive us +For barbarous and unnatural revolts +During their use , and slay us after . + +Sons , +We'll higher to the mountains ; there secure us . +To the king's party there's no going ; newness +Of Cloten's death ,we being not known , not muster'd +Among the bands ,may drive us to a render +Where we have liv'd , and so extort from 's that +Which we have done , whose answer would be death +Drawn on with torture . + +This is , sir , a doubt +In such a time nothing becoming you , +Nor satisfying us . + +It is not likely +That when they hear the Roman horses neigh , +Behold their quarter'd fires , have both their eyes +And ears so cloy'd importantly as now , +That they will waste their time upon our note , +To know from whence we are . + +O ! I am known +Of many in the army ; many years , +Though Cloten then but young , you see , not wore him +From my remembrance . And , besides , the king +Hath not deserv'd my service nor your loves +Who find in my exile the want of breeding , +The certainty of this hard life ; aye hopeless +To have the courtesy your cradle promis'd , +But to be still hot summer's tanlings and +The shrinking slaves of winter . + +Than be so +Better to cease to be . Pray , sir , to the army : +I and my brother are not known ; yourself , +So out of thought , and thereto so o'ergrown , +Cannot be question'd . + +By this sun that shines , +I'll thither : what thing is it that I never +Did see man die ! scarce ever look'd on blood +But that of coward hares , hot goats , and venison ! +Never bestrid a horse , save one that had +A rider like myself , who ne'er wore rowel +Nor iron on his heel ! I am asham'd +To look upon the holy sun , to have +The benefit of his bless'd beams , remaining +So long a poor unknown . + +By heavens ! I'll go : +If you will bless me , sir , and give me leave , +I'll take the better care ; but if you will not , +The hazard therefore due fall on me by +The hands of Romans . + +So say I ; amen . + +No reason I , since of your lives you set +So slight a valuation , should reserve +My crack'd one to more care . Have with you , boys ! +If in your country wars you chance to die , +That is my bed too , lads , and there I'll lie : +Lead , lead . + +The time seems long ; their blood thinks scorn , +Till it fly out and show them princes born . + +Yea , bloody cloth , I'll keep thee , for I wish'd +Thou shouldst be colour'd thus . You married ones , +If each of you should take this course , how many +Must murder wives much better than themselves +For wrying but a little ! O Pisanio ! +Every good servant does not all commands ; +No bond but to do just ones . Gods ! if you +Should have ta'en vengeance on my faults , I never +Had liv'd to put on this ; so had you sav'd +The noble Imogen to repent , and struck +Me , wretch more worth your vengeance . But , alack ! +You snatch some hence for little faults ; that's love , +To have them fall no more ; you some permit +To second ills with ills , each elder worse , +And make them dread it , to the doers' thrift . +But Imogen is your own ; do your best wills , +And make me bless'd to obey . I am brought hither +Among the Italian gentry , and to fight +Against my lady's kingdom ; 'tis enough +That , Britain , I have kill'd thy mistress-piece ! +I'll give no wound to thee . Therefore good heavens , +Hear patiently my purpose : I'll disrobe me +Of these Italian weeds , and suit myself +As does a Briton peasant ; so I'll fight +Against the part I come with , so I'll die +For thee , O Imogen ! even for whom my life +Is , every breath , a death : and thus , unknown , +Pitied nor hated , to the face of peril +Myself I'll dedicate . Let me make men know +More valour in me than my habits show . +Gods ! put the strength o' the Leonati in me . +To shame the guise o' the world , I will begin +The fashion , less without and more within . + + +The heaviness and guilt within my bosom +Takes off my manhood : I have belied a lady , +The princess of this country , and the air on 't +Revengingly enfeebles me ; or could this carl , +A very drudge of nature's , have subdu'd me +In my profession ? Knighthoods and honours , borne +As I wear mine , are titles but of scorn . +If that thy gentry , Britain , go before +This lout as he exceeds our lords , the odds +Is that we scarce are men and you are gods . + + +Stand , stand ! We have the advantage of the ground . +The lane is guarded ; nothing routs us but +The villany of our fears . + +Stand , stand , and fight ! + +Stand , stand , and fight ! + +Away , boy , from the troops , and save thyself ; +For friends kill friends , and the disorder's such +As war were hoodwink'd . + +'Tis their fresh supplies . + +It is a day turn'd strangely : or betimes +Let's re-inforce , or fly . + + +Cam'st thou from where they made the stand ? + +I did : +Though you , it seems , come from the fliers . + +I did . + +No blame be to you , sir ; for all was lost , +But that the heavens fought . The king himself +Of his wings destitute , the army broken , +And but the backs of Britons seen , all flying +Through a strait lane ; the enemy full-hearted , +Lolling the tongue with slaughtering , having work +More plentiful than tools to do 't , struck down +Some mortally , some slightly touch'd , some falling +Merely through fear ; that the strait pass was damm'd +With dead men hurt behind , and cowards living +To die with lengthen'd shame . + +Where was this lane ? + +Close by the battle , ditch'd , and wall'd with turf ; +Which gave advantage to an ancient soldier , +An honest one , I warrant ; who deserv'd +So long a breeding as his white beard came to , +In doing this for his country ; athwart the lane , +He , with two striplings ,lads more like to run +The country base than to commit such slaughter , +With faces fit for masks , or rather fairer +Than those for preservation cas'd , or shame , +Made good the passage ; cried to those that fled , +'Our Britain's harts die flying , not our men : +To darkness fleet souls that fly backwards . Stand ! +Or we are Romans , and will give you that +Like beasts which you shun beastly , and may save , +But to look back in frown : stand , stand !' These three , +Three thousand confident , in act as many , +For three performers are the file when all +The rest do nothing ,with this word , 'Stand , stand !' +Accommodated by the place , more charming +With their own nobleness ,which could have turn'd +A distaff to a lance ,gilded pale looks , +Part shame , part spirit renew'd ; that some , turn'd coward +But by example ,O ! a sin of war , +Damn'd in the first beginners ,'gan to look +The way that they did , and to grin like lions +Upon the pikes o' the hunters . Then began +A stop i' the chaser , a retire , anon , +A rout , confusion thick ; forthwith they fly +Chickens , the way which they stoop'd eagles ; slaves , +The strides they victors made . And now our cowards +Like fragments in hard voyages became +The life o' the need ; having found the back door open +Of the unguarded hearts , Heavens ! how they wound ; +Some slain before ; some dying ; some their friends +O'er-borne i' the former wave ; ten , chas'd by one , +Are now each one the slaughter-man of twenty ; +Those that would die or ere resist are grown +The mortal bugs o' the field . + +This was strange chance : +A narrow lane , an old man , and two boys ! + +Nay , do not wonder at it ; you are made +Rather to wonder at the things you hear +Than to work any . Will you rime upon 't , +And vent it for a mockery ? Here is one : +'Two boys , an old man twice a boy , a lane , +Preserv'd the Britons , was the Romans' bane .' + +Nay , be not angry , sir . + +'Lack ! to what end ? +Who dares not stand his foe , I'll be his friend ; +For if he'll do , as he is made to do , +I know he'll quickly fly my friendship too . +You have put me into rime . + +Farewell ; you're angry . + + +Still going ?This is a lord ! O noble misery ! +To be i' the field , and ask , 'what news ?' of me ! +To-day how many would have given their honours +To have sav'd their carcases ! took heel to do 't , +And yet died too ! I , in mine own woe charm'd , +Could not find death where I did hear him groan , +Nor feel him where he struck : being an ugly monster , +'Tis strange he hides him in fresh cups , soft beds , +Sweet words ; or hath more ministers than we +That draw his knives i' the war . Well , I will find him ; +For being now a favourer to the Briton , +No more a Briton , I have resum'd again +The part I came in ; fight I will no more , +But yield me to the veriest hind that shall +Once touch my shoulder . Great the slaughter is +Here made by the Roman ; great the answer be +Britons must take . For me , my ransom's death ; +On either side I come to spend my breath , +Which neither here I'll keep nor bear agen , +But end it by some means for Imogen . + + +Great Jupiter be prais'd ! Lucius is taken . +'Tis thought the old man and his sons were angels . + +There was a fourth man , in a silly habit , +That gave th' affront with them . + +So 'tis reported ; +But none of 'em can be found . Stand ! who is there ? + +A Roman , +Who had not now been drooping here , if seconds +Had answer'd him . + +Lay hands on him ; a dog ! +A lag of Rome shall not return to tell +What crows have peck'd them here . He brags his service +As if he were of note : bring him to the king . + + +You shall not now be stol'n , you have locks upon you : +So graze as you find pasture . + +Ay , or a stomach . + + +Most welcome , bondage ! for thou art a way , +I think , to liberty . Yet am I better +Than one that's sick o' the gout , since he had rather +Groan so in perpetuity than be cur'd +By the sure physician death ; who is the key +To unbar these locks . My conscience , thou art fetter'd +More than my shanks and wrists : you good gods , give me +The penitent instrument to pick that bolt ; +Then , free for ever ! Is 't enough I am sorry ? +So children temporal fathers do appease ; +Gods are more full of mercy . Must I repent ? +I cannot do it better than in gyves , +Desir'd more than constrain'd ; to satisfy , +If of my freedom 'tis the main part , take +No stricter render of me than my all . +I know you are more clement than vile men , +Who of their broken debtors take a third , +A sixth , a tenth , letting them thrive again +On their abatement : that's not my desire ; +For Imogen's dear life take mine ; and though +'Tis not so dear , yet 'tis a life ; you coin'd it ; +'Tween man and man they weigh not every stamp ; +Though light , take pieces for the figure's sake : +You rather mine , being yours ; and so great powers , +If you will take this audit , take this life , +And cancel these cold bonds . O Imogen ! +I'll speak to thee in silence . + + +No more , thou thunder-master , show +Thy spite on mortal flies : +With Mars fall out , with Juno chide , +That thy adulteries +Rates and revenges . +Hath my poor boy done aught but well , +Whose face I never saw ? +I died whilst in the womb he stay'd +Attending nature's law : +Whose father then as men report , +Thou orphans' father art +Thou shouldst have been , and shielded him +From this earth-vexing smart . + +Lucina lent not me her aid , +But took me in my throes ; +That from me was Posthumus ript , +Came crying 'mongst his foes , +A thing of pity ! + +Great nature , like his ancestry , +Moulded the stuff so fair , +That he deserv'd the praise o' the world , +As great Sicilius' heir . + +When once he was mature for man , +In Britain where was he +That could stand up his parallel , +Or fruitful object be +In eye of Imogen , that best +Could deem his dignity ? + +With marriage wherefore was he mock'd , +To be exil'd , and thrown +From Leonati's seat , and cast +From her his dearest one , +Sweet Imogen ? + +Why did you suffer Iachimo , +Slight thing of Italy , +To taint his nobler heart and brain +With needless jealousy ; +And to become the geck and scorn +O' the other's villany ? + +For this from stiller seats we came , +Our parents and us twain , +That striking in our country's cause +Fell bravely and were slain ; +Our fealty and Tenantius' right +With honour to maintain . + +Like hardiment Posthumus hath +To Cymbeline perform'd : +Then Jupiter , thou king of gods , +Why hast thou thus adjourn'd +The graces for his merits due , +Being all to dolours turn'd ? + +Thy crystal window ope ; look out ; +No longer exercise +Upon a valiant race thy harsh +And potent injuries . + +Since , Jupiter , our son is good , +Take off his miseries . + +Peep through thy marble mansion ; help ! +Or we poor ghosts will cry +To the shining synod of the rest +Against thy deity . + +Help , Jupiter ! or we appeal , +And from thy justice fly . + + +No more , you petty spirits of region low , Offend our hearing ; hush ! How dare you ghosts +Accuse the thunderer , whose bolt , you know , +Sky-planted , batters all rebelling coasts ? +Poor shadows of Elysium , hence ; and rest +Upon your never-withering banks of flowers : +Be not with mortal accidents opprest ; +No care of yours it is ; you know 'tis ours . +Whom best I love I cross ; to make my gift , +The more delay'd , delighted . Be content ; +Your low-laid son our godhead will uplift : +His comforts thrive , his trials well are spent . +Our Jovial star reign'd at his birth , and in +Our temple was he married . Rise , and fade ! +He shall be lord of Lady Imogen , +And happier much by his affliction made . +This tablet lay upon his breast , wherein +Our pleasure his full fortune doth confine ; +And so , away : no further with your din +Express impatience , lest you stir up mine . +Mount , eagle , to my palace crystalline . + + +He came in thunder ; his celestial breath +Was sulphurous to smell ; the holy eagle +Stoop'd , as to foot us ; his ascension is +More sweet than our bless'd fields ; his royal bird +Prunes the immortal wing and cloys his beak , +As when his god is pleas'd . + +Thanks , Jupiter ! + +The marble pavement closes ; he is enter'd +His radiant roof . Away ! and , to be blest , +Let us with care perform his great behest . + + +Sleep , thou hast been a grandsire , and begot +A father to me ; and thou hast created +A mother and two brothers . But O scorn ! +Gone ! they went hence so soon as they were born : +And so I am awake . Poor wretches , that depend +On greatness' favour dream as I have done ; +Wake , and find nothing . But , alas ! I swerve : +Many dream not to find , neither deserve , +And yet are steep'd in favours ; so am I , +That have this golden chance and know not why . +What fairies haunt this ground ? A book ? O rare one ! +Be not , as is our fangled world , a garment +Nobler than that it covers : let thy effects +So follow , to be most unlike our courtiers , +As good as promise . +Whenas a lion's whelp shall , to himself unknown , without seeking find , and be embraced by a piece of tender air ; and when from a stately cedar shall be lopped branches , which , being dead many years , shall after revive , be jointed to the old stock , and freshly grow , then shall Posthumus end his miseries , Britain be fortunate , and flourish in peace and plenty . +'Tis still a dream , or else such stuff as madmen +Tongue and brain not ; either both or nothing ; +Or senseless speaking , or a speaking such +As sense cannot untie . Be what it is , +The action of my life is like it , which +I'll keep , if but for sympathy . + + +Come , sir , are you ready for death ? + +Over-roasted rather ; ready long ago . + +Hanging is the word , sir : if you be ready for that , you are well cooked . + +So , if I prove a good repast to the spectators , the dish pays the shot . + +A heavy reckoning for you , sir ; but the comfort is , you shall be called to no more payments , fear no more tavern-bills , which are often the sadness of parting , as the procuring of mirth . You come in faint for want of meat , depart reeling with too much drink , sorry that you have paid too much ; and sorry that you are paid too much ; purse and brain both empty ; the brain the heavier for being too light , the purse too light , being drawn of heaviness of this contradiction you shall now be quit . O ! the charity of a penny cord ; it sums up thousands in a trice : you have no true debitor and creditor but it ; of what's past , is , and to come , the discharge . Your neck , sir , is pen , book and counters ; so the acquittance follows . + +I am merrier to die than thou art to live . + +Indeed , sir , he that sleeps feels not the toothache ; but a man that were to sleep your sleep , and a hangman to help him to bed , I think he would change places with his officer ; for look you , sir , you know not which way you shall go . + +Yes , indeed do I , fellow . + +Your death has eyes in 's head , then ; I have not seen him so pictured : you must either be directed by some that take upon them to know , or take upon yourself that which I am sure you do not know , or jump the after inquiry on your own peril : and how you shall speed in your journey's end , I think you'll never return to tell one . + +I tell thee , fellow , there are none want eyes to direct them the way I am going but such as wink and will not use them . + +What an infinite mock is this , that a man should have the best use of eyes to see the way of blindness ! I am sure hanging's the way of winking . + + +Knock off his manacles ; bring your prisoner to the king . + +Thou bring'st good news ; I am called to be made free . + +I'll be hang'd , then . + +Thou shalt be then freer than a gaoler ; no bolts for the dead . + + +Unless a man would marry a gallows and beget young gibbets , I never saw one so prone . Yet , on my conscience , there are verier knaves desire to live , for all he be a Roman ; and there be some of them too , that die against their wills ; so should I , if I were one . I would we were all of one mind , and one mind good ; O ! there were desolation of gaolers and gallowses . I speak against my present profit , but my wish hath a preferment in 't . + + +Stand by my side , you whom the gods have made +Preservers of my throne . Woe is my heart +That the poor soldier that so richly fought , +Whose rags sham'd gilded arms , whose naked breast +Stepp'd before targes of proof , cannot be found : +He shall be happy that can find him , if +Our grace can make him so . + +I never saw +Such noble fury in so poor a thing ; +Such precious deeds in one that promis'd nought +But beggary and poor looks . + +No tidings of him ? + +He hath been search'd among the dead and living , +But no trace of him . + +To my grief , I am +The heir of his reward ; which I will add + +To you , the liver , heart , and brain of Britain , +By whom , I grant , she lives . 'Tis now the time +To ask of whence you are : report it . + +Sir , +In Cambria are we born , and gentlemen : +Further to boast were neither true nor modest , +Unless I add , we are honest . + +Bow your knees . +Arise , my knights o' the battle : I create you +Companions to our person , and will fit you +With dignities becoming your estates . + + +There's business in these faces . Why so sadly +Greet you our victory ? you look like Romans , + +And not o' the court of Britain . + +Hail , great king ! +To sour your happiness , I must report +The queen is dead . + +Whom worse than a physician +Would this report become ? But I consider , +By medicine life may be prolong'd , yet death +Will seize the doctor too . How ended she ? + +With horror , madly dying , like her life ; +Which , being cruel to the world , concluded +Most cruel to herself . What she confess'd +I will report , so please you : these her women +Can trip me if I err ; who with wet cheeks +Were present when she finish'd . + +Prithee , say . + +First , she confess'd she never lov'd you , only +Affected greatness got by you , not you ; +Married your royalty , was wife to your place ; +Abhorr'd your person . + +She alone knew this ; +And , but she spoke it dying , I would not +Believe her lips in opening it . Proceed . + +Your daughter , whom she bore in hand to love +With such integrity , she did confess +Was as a scorpion to her sight ; whose life , +But that her flight prevented it , she had +Ta'en off by poison . + +O most delicate fiend ! +Who is't can read a woman ? Is there more ? + +More , sir , and worse . She did confess she had +For you a mortal mineral ; which , being took , +Should by the minute feed on life , and ling'ring , +By inches waste you ; in which time she purpos'd , +By watching , weeping , tendance , kissing , to +O'ercome you with her show ; yea , and in time +When she had fitted you with her craft to work +Her son into the adoption of the crown ; +But failing of her end by his strange absence , +Grew shameless-desperate ; open'd , in despite +Of heaven and men , her purposes ; repented +The evils she hatch'd were not effected : so , +Despairing died . + +Heard you all this , her women ? + +We did , so please your highness . + +Mine eyes +Were not in fault , for she was beautiful ; +Mine ears , that heard her flattery ; nor my heart , +That thought her like her seeming : it had been vicious +To have mistrusted her : yet , O my daughter ! +That it was folly in me , thou mayst say , +And prove it in thy feeling . Heaven mend all ! + +Thou com'st not , Caius , now for tribute ; that +The Britons have raz'd out , though with the loss +Of many a bold one ; whose kinsmen have made suit +That their good souls may be appeas'd with slaughter +Of you their captives , which ourself have granted : + +So , think of your estate . + +Consider , sir , the chance of war : the day +Was yours by accident ; had it gone with us , +We should not , when the blood was cool , have threaten'd +Our prisoners with the sword . But since the gods +Will have it thus , that nothing but our lives +May be call'd ransom , let it come ; sufficeth , +A Roman with a Roman's heart can suffer ; +Augustus lives to think on 't ; and so much +For my peculiar care . This one thing only +I will entreat ; my boy , a Briton born , +Let him be ransom'd ; never master had +A page so kind , so duteous , diligent , +So tender over his occasions , true , +So feat , so nurse-like . Let his virtue join +With my request , which I'll make bold your highness +Cannot deny ; he hath done no Briton harm , +Though he have serv'd a Roman . Save him , sir , +And spare no blood beside . + +I have surely seen him ; +His favour is familiar to me . Boy , +Thou hast look'd thyself into my grace , +And art mine own . I know not why nor wherefore , +To say , 'live , boy :' ne'er thank thy master ; live : +And ask of Cymbeline what boon thou wilt , +Fitting my bounty and thy state , I'll give it ; +Yea , though thou do demand a prisoner , +The noblest ta'en . + +I humbly thank your highness . + +I do not bid thee beg my life , good lad ; +And yet I know thou wilt . + +No , no ; alack ! +There's other work in hand . I see a thing +Bitter to me as death ; your life , good master , +Must shuffle for itself . + +The boy disdains me , +He leaves me , scorns me ; briefly die their joys +That place them on the truth of girls and boys . +Why stands he so perplex'd ? + +What wouldst thou , boy ? +I love thee more and more ; think more and more +What's best to ask . Know'st him thou look'st on ? speak ; +Wilt have him live ? Is he thy kin ? thy friend ? + +He is a Roman ; no more kin to me +Than I to your highness ; who , being born your vassal , +Am something nearer . + +Wherefore ey'st him so ? + +I'll tell you , sir , in private , if you please +To give me hearing . + +Ay , with all my heart , +And lend my best attention . What's thy name ? + +Fidele , sir . + +Thou'rt my good youth , my page ; +I'll be thy master : walk with me ; speak freely . + + +Is not this boy reviv'd from death ? + +One sand another +Not more resembles ;that sweet rosy lad +Who died , and was Fidele . What think you ? + +The same dead thing alive . + +Peace , peace ! see further ; he eyes us not ; forbear ; +Creatures may be alike ; were 't he , I am sure +He would have spoke to us . + +But we saw him dead . + +Be silent ; let's see further . + +It is my mistress : +Since she is living , let the time run on +To good , or bad . + + +Come , stand thou by our side : +Make thy demand aloud . + +Sir , step you forth ; +Give answer to this boy , and do it freely , +Or , by our greatness and the grace of it , +Which is our honour , bitter torture shall +Winnow the truth from falsehood . On , speak to him . + +My boon is , that this gentleman may render +Of whom he had this ring . + +What's that to him ? + +That diamond upon your finger , say +How came it yours ? + +Thou'lt torture me to leave unspoken that +Which , to be spoke , would torture thee . + +How ! me ? + +I am glad to be constrain'd to utter that +Which torments me to conceal . By villany +I got this ring ; 'twas Leonatus' jewel , +Whom thou didst banish , and which more may grieve thee , +As it doth me a nobler sir ne'er liv'd +'Twixt sky and ground . Wilt thou hear more , my lord ? + +All that belongs to this . + +That paragon , thy daughter , +For whom my heart drops blood , and my false spirits +Quail to remember ,Give me leave ; I faint . + +My daughter ! what of her ? Renew thy strength ; +I had rather thou shouldst live while nature will +Than die ere I hear more . Strive , man , and speak . + +Upon a time ,unhappy was the clock +That struck the hour !it was in Rome ,accurs'd +The mansion where !'twas at a feast O , would +Our viands had been poison'd , or at least +Those which I heav'd to head !the good Posthumus , +What should I say ? he was too good to be +Where ill men were ; and was the best of all +Amongst the rar'st of good ones ;sitting sadly +Hearing us praise our loves of Italy +For beauty that made barren the swell'd boast +Of him that best could speak ; for feature laming +The shrine of Venus , or straight-pight Minerva , +Postures beyond brief nature ; for condition , +A shop of all the qualities that man +Loves woman for ; besides that hook of wiving , +Fairness which strikes the eye . + +I stand on fire . +Come to the matter . + +All too soon I shall , +Unless thou wouldst grieve quickly . This Posthumus +Most like a noble lord in love , and one +That had a royal lover took his hint ; +And , not dispraising whom we prais'd ,therein +He was as calm as virtue ,he began +His mistress' picture ; which by his tongue being made , +And then a mind put in 't , either our brags +Were crack'd of kitchen trulls , or his description +Prov'd us unspeaking sots . + +Nay , nay , to the purpose . + +Your daughter's chastity , there it begins . +He spake of her as Dian had hot dreams , +And she alone were cold ; whereat I , wretch , +Made scruple of his praise , and wager'd with him +Pieces of gold 'gainst this , which then he wore +Upon his honour'd finger , to attain +In suit the place of his bed , and win this ring +By hers and mine adultery . He , true knight , +No lesser of her honour confident +Than I did truly find her , stakes this ring ; +And would so , had it been a carbuncle +Of Ph bus' wheel ; and might so safely , had it +Been all the worth of 's car . Away to Britain +Post I in this design . Well may you , sir , +Remember me at court , where I was taught +Of your chaste daughter the wide difference +'Twixt amorous and villanous . Being thus quench'd +Of hope , not longing , mine Italian brain +'Gan in your duller Britain operate +Most vilely ; for my vantage , excellent ; +And , to be brief , my practice so prevail'd , +That I return'd with simular proof enough +To make the noble Leonatus mad , +By wounding his belief in her renown +With tokens thus , and thus ; averring notes +Of chamber-hanging , pictures , this her bracelet ; +Oh cunning ! how I got it !nay , some marks +Of secret on her person , that he could not +But think her bond of chastity quite crack'd , +I having ta'en the forfeit . Whereupon , +Methinks I see him now , + +Ay , so thou dost , +Italian fiend !Ay me , most credulous fool , +Egregious murderer , thief , any thing +That's due to all the villains past , in being , +To come . O ! give me cord , or knife , or poison , +Some upright justicer . Thou king , send out +For torturers ingenious ; it is I +That all the abhorred things o' the earth amend +By being worse than they . I am Posthumus , +That kill'd thy daughter ; villain-like , I lie ; +That caus'd a lesser villain than myself , +A sacrilegious thief , to do 't ; the temple +Of virtue was she ; yea , and she herself . +Spit , and throw stones , cast mire upon me , set +The dogs o' the street to bay me ; every villain +Be call'd Posthumus Leonatus ; and +Be villany less than 'twas ! O Imogen ! +My queen , my life , my wife ! O Imogen , +Imogen , Imogen ! + +Peace , my lord ! hear , hear ! + +Shall 's have a play of this ? Thou scornful page , +There lie thy part . + + +O , gentlemen , help ! +Mine , and your mistress ! O ! my Lord Posthumus , +You ne'er kill'd Imogen till now . Help , help ! +Mine honour'd lady ! + +Does the world go round ? + +How come these staggers on me ? + +Wake , my mistress ! + +If this be so , the gods do mean to strike me +To death with mortal joy . + +How fares my mistress ? + +O ! get thee from my sight : +Thou gav'st me poison : dangerous fellow , hence ! +Breathe not where princes are . + +The tune of Imogen ! + +Lady , +The gods throw stones of sulphur on me , if +That box I gave you was not thought by me +A precious thing : I had it from the queen . + +New matter still ? + +It poison'd me . + +O gods ! +I left out one thing which the queen confess'd , +Which must approve thee honest : 'If Pisanio +Have ,' said she , 'given his mistress that confection +Which I gave him for cordial , she is serv'd +As I would serve a rat .' + +What's this , Cornelius ? + +The queen , sir , very oft importun'd me +To temper poisons for her , still pretending +The satisfaction of her knowledge only +In killing creatures vile , as cats and dogs , +Of no esteem ; I , dreading that her purpose +Was of more danger , did compound for her +A certain stuff , which , being ta'en , would cease +The present power of life , but in short time +All offices of nature should again +Do their due functions . Have you ta'en of it ? + +Most like I did , for I was dead . + +My boys , +There was our error . + +This is , sure , Fidele . + +Why did you throw your wedded lady from you ? +Think that you are upon a rock ; and now +Throw me again . + + +Hang there like fruit , my soul , +Till the tree die ! + +How now , my flesh , my child ! +What , mak'st thou me a dullard in this act ? +Wilt thou not speak to me ? + +Your blessing , sir . + +Though you did love this youth , I blame ye not ; +You had a motive for 't . + +My tears that fall +Prove holy water on thee ! Imogen , +Thy mother's dead . + +I am sorry for 't , my lord . + +O , she was naught ; and long of her it was +That we meet here so strangely ; but her son +Is gone , we know not how , nor where . + +My lord , +Now fear is from me , I'll speak troth . Lord Cloten , +Upon my lady's missing , came to me +With his sword drawn , foam'd at the mouth , and swore +If I discover'd not which way she was gone , +It was my instant death . By accident , +I had a feigned letter of my master's +Then in my pocket , which directed him +To seek her on the mountains near to Milford ; +Where , in a frenzy , in my master's garments , +Which he enforc'd from me , away he posts +With unchaste purpose and with oath to violate +My lady's honour ; what became of him +I further know not . + +Let me end the story : +I slew him there . + +Marry , the gods forfend ! +I would not thy good deeds should from my lips +Pluck a hard sentence : Prithee , valiant youth , +Deny 't again . + +I have spoke it , and I did it . + +He was a prince . + +A most incivil one . The wrongs he did me +Were nothing prince-like ; for he did provoke me +With language that would make me spurn the sea +If it could so roar to me . I cut off 's head ; +And am right glad he is not standing here +To tell this tale of mine . + +I am sorry for thee : +By thine own tongue thou art condemn'd , and must +Endure our law . Thou'rt dead . + +That headless man +I thought had been my lord . + +Bind the offender , +And take him from our presence . + +Stay , sir king : +This man is better than the man he slew , +As well descended as thyself ; and hath +More of thee merited than a band of Clotens +Had ever scar for . + +Let his arms alone ; +They were not born for bondage . + +Why , old soldier , +Wilt thou undo the worth thou art unpaid for , +By tasting of our wrath ? How of descent +As good as we ? + +In that he spake too far . + +And thou shalt die for 't . + +We will die all three : +But I will prove that two on 's are as good +As I have given out him . My sons , I must +For mine own part unfold a dangerous speech , +Though , haply , well for you . + +Your danger's ours . + +And our good his . + +Have at it , then , by leave . +Thou hadst , great king , a subject who was call'd +Belarius . + +What of him ? he is +A banish'd traitor . + +He it is that hath +Assum'd this age : indeed , a banish'd man ; +I know not how a traitor . + +Take him hence : +The whole world shall not save him . + +Not too hot : +First pay me for the nursing of thy sons ; +And let it be confiscate all so soon +As I have receiv'd it . + +Nursing of my sons ! + +I am too blunt and saucy ; here's my knee : +Ere I arise I will prefer my sons ; +Then spare not the old father . Mighty sir , +These two young gentlemen , that call me father , +And think they are my sons , are none of mine ; +They are the issue of your loins , my liege , +And blood of your begetting . + +How ! my issue ! + +So sure as you your father's . I , old Morgan , +Am that Belarius whom you sometime banish'd : +Your pleasure was my mere offence , my punishment +Itself , and all my treason ; that I suffer'd +Was all the harm I did . These gentle princes +For such and so they are these twenty years +Have I train'd up ; those arts they have as I +Could put into them ; my breeding was , sir , as +Your highness knows . Their nurse , Euriphile , +Whom for the theft I wedded , stole these children +Upon my banishment : I mov'd her to 't , +Having receiv'd the punishment before , +For that which I did then ; beaten for loyalty +Excited me to treason . Their dear loss , +The more of you 'twas felt the more it shap'd +Unto my end of stealing them . But , gracious sir , +Here are your sons again ; and I must lose +Two of the sweet'st companions in the world . +The benediction of these covering heavens +Fall on their heads like dew ! for they are worthy +To inlay heaven with stars . + +Thou weep'st , and speak'st . +The service that you three have done is more +Unlike than this thou tell'st . I lost my children : +If these be they , I know not how to wish +A pair of worthier sons . + +Be pleas'd awhile . +This gentleman , whom I call Polydore , +Most worthy prince , as yours , is true Guiderius ; +This gentleman , my Cadwal , Arviragus , +Your younger princely son ; he , sir , was lapp'd +In a most curious mantle , wrought by the hand +Of his queen mother , which , for more probation , +I can with ease produce . + +Guiderius had +Upon his neck a mole , a sanguine star ; +It was a mark of wonder . + +This is he , +Who hath upon him still that natural stamp . +It was wise nature's end in the donation , +To be his evidence now . + +O ! what , am I +A mother to the birth of three ? Ne'er mother +Rejoic'd deliverance more . Blest pray you be , +That , after this strange starting from your orbs , +You may reign in them now . O Imogen ! +Thou hast lost by this a kingdom . + +No , my lord ; +I have got two worlds by 't . O my gentle brothers ! +Have we thus met ? O , never say hereafter +But I am truest speaker : you call'd me brother , +When I was but your sister ; I you brothers +When ye were so indeed . + +Did you e'er meet ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +And at first meeting lov'd ; +Continu'd so , until we thought he died . + +By the queen's dram she swallow'd . + +O rare instinct ! +When shall I hear all through ? This fierce abridgment +Hath to it circumstantial branches , which +Distinction should be rich in . Where ? how liv'd you ? +And when came you to serve our Roman captive ? +How parted with your brothers ? how first met them ? +Why fied you from the court , and whither ? These , +And your three motives to the battle , with +I know not how much more , should be demanded , +And all the other by-dependances , +From chance to chance , but nor the time nor place +Will serve our long inter'gatories . See , +Posthumus anchors upon Imogen , +And she , like harmless lightning , throws her eye +On him , her brothers , me , her master , hitting +Each object with a joy : the counterchange +Is severally in all . Let's quit this ground , +And smoke the temple with our sacrifices . + + +Thou art my brother ; so we'll hold thee ever . + +You are my father too ; and did relieve me , +To see this gracious season . + +All o'erjoy'd +Save these in bonds ; let them be joyful too , +For they shall taste our comfort . + +My good master , +I will yet do you service . + +Happy be you ! + +The forlorn soldier , that so nobly fought +He would have well becom'd this place and grac'd +The thankings of a king . + +I am , sir , +The soldier that did company these three +In poor beseeming ; 'twas a fitment for +The purpose I then follow'd . That I was he , +Speak , Iachimo ; I had you down and might +Have made you finish . + +I am down again ; +But now my heavy conscience sinks my knee , +As then your force did . Take that life , beseech you , +Which I so often owe , but your ring first , +And here the bracelet of the truest princess +That ever swore her faith . + +Kneel not to me : +The power that I have on you is to spare you ; +The malice towards you to forgive you . Live , +And deal with others better . + +Nobly doom'd : +We'll learn our freeness of a son-in-law ; +Pardon's the word to all . + +You holp us , sir , +As you did mean indeed to be our brother ; +Joy'd are we that you are . + +Your servant , princes . Good my lord of Rome , +Call forth your soothsayer . As I slept , methought +Great Jupiter , upon his eagle back'd , +Appear'd to me , with other spritely shows +Of mine own kindred : when I wak'd , I found +This label on my bosom ; whose containing +Is so from sense in hardness that I can +Make no collection of it ; let him show +His skill in the construction . + +Philarmonus ! + +Here , my good lord . + +Read , and declare the meaning + +Whenas a lion's whelp shall , to himself unknown , without seeking find , and be embraced by a piece of tender air ; and when from a stately cedar shall be lopped branches , which , being dead many years , shall after revive , be jointed to the old stock , and freshly grow : then shall Posthumus end his miseries , Britain be fortunate , and flourish in peace and plenty . +Thou , Leonatus , art the lion's whelp ; +The fit and apt construction of thy name , +Being Leo-natus , doth import so much . + + +The piece of tender air , thy virtuous daughter , +Which we call mollis aer ; and mollis aer +We term it mulier ; which mulier , I divine , +Is this most constant wife ; who , even now , +Answering the letter of the oracle , +Unknown to you , + +unsought , were clipp'd about +With this most tender air . + +This hath some seeming . + +The lofty cedar , royal Cymbeline , +Personates thee , and thy lopp'd branches point +Thy two sons forth ; who , by Belarius stolen , +For many years thought dead , are now reviv'd +To the majestic cedar join'd , whose issue +Promises Britain peace and plenty . + +Well ; +My peace we will begin . And , Caius Lucius , +Although the victor , we submit to C sar , +And to the Roman empire ; promising +To pay our wonted tribute , from the which +We were dissuaded by our wicked queen ; +Whom heavens in justice both on her and hers +Have laid most heavy hand . + +The fingers of the powers above do tune +The harmony of this peace . The vision +Which I made known to Lucius ere the stroke +Of this yet scarce-cold battle , at this instant +Is full accomplish'd ; for the Roman eagle , +From south to west on wing soaring aloft , +Lessen'd herself , and in the beams o' the sun +So vanish'd : which foreshow'd our princely eagle , +The imperial C sar , should again unite +His favour with the radiant Cymbeline , +Which shines here in the west . + +Laud we the gods ; +And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils +From our bless'd altars . Publish we this peace +To all our subjects . Set we forward : let +A Roman and a British ensign wave +Friendly together ; so through Lud's town march : +And in the temple of great Jupiter +Our peace we'll ratify ; seal it with feasts . +Set on there . Never was a war did cease , +Ere bloody hands were wash'd , with such a peace . + +LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST + +Let fame , that all hunt after in their lives , +Live register'd upon our brazen tombs , +And then grace us in the disgrace of death ; +When , spite of cormorant devouring Time , +The endeavour of this present breath may buy +That honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge , +And make us heirs of all eternity . +Therefore , brave conquerors ,for so you are , +That war against your own affections +And the huge army of the world's desires , +Our late edict shall strongly stand in force : +Navarre shall be the wonder of the world ; +Our court shall be a little academe , +Still and contemplative in living art . +You three , Berowne , Dumaine , and Longaville , +Have sworn for three years' term to live with me , +My fellow-scholars , and to keep those statutes +That are recorded in this schedule here : +Your oaths are pass'd ; and now subscribe your names , +That his own hand may strike his honour down +That violates the smallest branch herein . +If you are arm'd to do , as sworn to do , +Subscribe to your deep oaths , and keep it too . + +I am resolv'd ; 'tis but a three years' fast : +The mind shall banquet , though the body pine : +Fat paunches have lean pates , and dainty bits +Make rich the ribs , but bankrupt quite the wits . + +My loving lord , Dumaine is mortified : +The grosser manner of these world's delights +He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves : +To love , to wealth , to pomp , I pine and die ; +With all these living in philosophy . + +I can but say their protestation over ; +So much , dear liege , I have already sworn , +That is , to live and study here three years . +But there are other strict observances ; +As , not to see a woman in that term , +Which I hope well is not enrolled there : +And one day in a week to touch no food , +And but one meal on every day beside ; +The which I hope is not enrolled there : +And then , to sleep but three hours in the night , +And not be seen to wink of all the day , +When I was wont to think no harm all night +And make a dark night too of half the day , +Which I hope well is not enrolled there . +O ! these are barren tasks , too hard to keep , +Not to see ladies , study , fast , not sleep . + +Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these . + +Let me say no , my liege , an if you please . +I only swore to study with your Grace , +And stay here in your court for three years' space . + +You swore to that , Berowne , and to the rest . + +By yea and nay , sir , then I swore in jest . +What is the end of study ? let me know . + +Why , that to know which else we should not know . + +Things hid and barr'd , you mean , from common sense ? + +Ay , that is study's god-like recompense . + +Come on then ; I will swear to study so , +To know the thing I am forbid to know ; +As thus : to study where I well may dine , +When I to feast expressly am forbid ; +Or study where to meet some mistress fine , +When mistresses from common sense are hid ; +Or , having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath , +Study to break it , and not break my troth . +If study's gain be thus , and this be so , +Study knows that which yet it doth not know . +Swear me to this , and I will ne'er say no . + +These be the stops that hinder study quite , +And train our intellects to vain delight . + +Why , all delights are vain ; but that most vain +Which , with pain purchas'd doth inherit pain : +As , painfully to pore upon a book , +To seek the light of truth ; while truth the while +Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look : +Light seeking light doth light of light beguile : +So , ere you find where light in darkness lies , +Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes . +Study me how to please the eye indeed , +By fixing it upon a fairer eye , +Who dazzling so , that eye shall be his heed , +And give him light that it was blinded by . +Study is like the heaven's glorious sun , +That will not be deep-search'd with saucy looks ; +Small have continual plodders ever won , +Save base authority from others' books . +These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights +That give a name to every fixed star , +Have no more profit of their shining nights +Than those that walk and wot not what they are . +Too much to know is to know nought but fame ; +And every godfather can give a name . + +How well he's read , to reason against reading ! + +Proceeded well , to stop all good proceeding ! + +He weeds the corn , and still lets grow the weeding . + +The spring is near , when green geese are a-breeding . + +How follows that ? + +Fit in his place and time . + +In reason nothing . + +Something then , in rime . + +Berowne is like an envious sneaping frost +That bites the first-born infants of the spring . + +Well , say I am : why should proud summer boast +Before the birds have any cause to sing ? +Why should I joy in an abortive birth ? +At Christmas I no more desire a rose +Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth ; +But like of each thing that in season grows . +So you , to study now it is too late , +Climb o'er the house to unlock the little gate . + +Well , sit you out : go home , Berowne : adieu ! + +No , my good lord ; I have sworn to stay with you : +And though I have for barbarism spoke more +Than for that angel knowledge you can say , +Yet confident I'll keep to what I swore , +And bide the penance of each three years' day . +Give me the paper ; let me read the same ; +And to the strict'st decrees I'll write my name . + +How well this yielding rescues thee from shame ! + +Item , That no woman shall come within a mile of my court . Hath this been proclaimed ? + +Four days ago . + +Let's see the penalty . On pain of losing her tongue . Who devised this penalty ? + +Marry , that did I . + +Sweet lord , and why ? + +To fright them hence with that dread penalty . + +A dangerous law against gentility ! + +Item . If any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years , he shall endure such public shame as the rest of the court can possibly devise . +This article , my liege , yourself must break ; +For well you know here comes in embassy +The French king's daughter with yourself to speak +A maid of grace and complete majesty +About surrender up of Aquitaine +To her decrepit , sick , and bed-rid father : +Therefore this article is made in vain , +Or vainly comes th' admired princess hither . + +What say you , lords ? why , this was quite forgot . + +So study evermore is overshot : +While it doth study to have what it would , +It doth forget to do the thing it should ; +And when it hath the thing it hunteth most , +'Tis won as towns with fire ; so won , so lost . + +We must of force dispense with this decree ; +She must lie here on mere necessity . + +Necessity will make us all forsworn +Three thousand times within this three years' space ; +For every man with his affects is born , +Not by might master'd , but by special grace . +If I break faith this word shall speak for me , +I am forsworn 'on mere necessity .' +So to the laws at large I write my name : + +And he that breaks them in the least degree +Stands in attainder of eternal shame : +Suggestions are to others as to me ; +But I believe , although I seem so loath , +I am the last that will last keep his oath . +But is there no quick recreation granted ? + +Ay , that there is . Our court , you know , is haunted +With a refined traveller of Spain ; +A man in all the world's new fashion planted , +That hath a mint of phrases in his brain ; +One whom the music of his own vain tongue +Doth ravish like enchanting harmony ; +A man of complements , whom right and wrong +Have chose as umpire of their mutiny : +This child of fancy , that Armado hight , +For interim to our studies shall relate +In high-born words the worth of many a knight +From tawny Spain lost in the world's debate . +How you delight , my lords , I know not , I ; +But , I protest , I love to hear him lie , +And I will use him for my minstrelsy . + +Armado is a most illustrious wight , +A man of fire-new words , fashion's own knight . + +Costard the swain and he shall be our sport ; +And , so to study , three years is but short . + + +Which is the duke's own person ? + +This , fellow . What wouldst ? + +I myself reprehend his own person , for I am his Grace's tharborough : but I would see his own person in flesh and blood . + +This is he . + +Signior Arm Arm commends you . There's villany abroad : this letter will tell you more . + +Sir , the contempts thereof are as touching me . + +A letter from the magnificent Armado . + +How long soever the matter , I hope in God for high words . + +A high hope for a low heaven : God grant us patience ! + +To hear , or forbear laughing ? + +To hear meekly , sir , and to laugh moderately ; or to forbear both . + +Well , sir , be it as the style shall give us cause to climb in the merriness . + +The matter is to me , sir , as concerning Jaquenetta . The manner of it is , I was taken with the manner . + +In what manner ? + +In manner and form following , sir ; all those three : I was seen with her in the manor-house , sitting with her upon the form , and taken following her into the park ; which , put together , is , in manner and form following . Now , sir , for the manner ,it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman , for the form ,in some form . + +For the following , sir ? + +As it shall follow in my correction ; and God defend the right ! + +Will you hear this letter with attention ? + +As we would hear an oracle . + +Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh . + +Great deputy , the welkin's vicegerent , and sole dominator of Navarre , my soul's earth's God , and body's fostering patron , + +Not a word of Costard yet . + +So it is , + +It may be so ; but if he say it is so , he is , in telling true , but so . + +Peace ! + +Be to me and every man that dares not fight . + +No words ! + +Of other men's secrets , I beseech you . + +So it is , besieged with sable-coloured melancholy , I did commend the black-oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air ; and , as I am a gentleman , betook myself to walk . The time when ? About the sixth hour ; when beasts most graze , birds best peck , and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper : so much for the time when . Now for the ground which ; which , I mean , I walked upon : it is ycleped thy park . Then for the place where ; where , I mean , I did encounter that most obscene and preposterous event , that draweth from my snow-white pen the ebon-coloured ink , which here thou viewest , beholdest , surveyest , or seest . But to the place where , it standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted garden : there did I see that low-spirited swain , that base minnow of thy mirth , + +Me . + +that unlettered small-knowing soul , + +Me . + +that shallow vessel , + +Still me . + +which , as I remember , hight Costard , + +O me . + +sorted and consorted , contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon , with with ,O ! with but with this I passion to say wherewith , + +With a wench . + +with a child of our grandmother Eve , a female ; or , for thy more sweet understanding , a woman . Him , I ,as my everesteemed duty pricks me on ,have sent to thee , to receive the meed of punishment , by thy sweet Grace's officer , Antony Dull ; a man of good repute , carriage , bearing , and estimation . + +Me , an't please you ; I am Antony Dull . + +For Jaquenetta ,so is the weaker vessel called which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain ,I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury ; and shall , at the least of thy sweet notice , bring her to trial . Thine , in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty , + +This is not so well as I looked for , but the best that ever I heard . + +Ay , the best for the worst . But , sirrah , what say you to this ? + +Sir , I confess the wench . + +Did you hear the proclamation ? + +I do confess much of the hearing it , but little of the marking of it . + +It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with a wench . + +I was taken with none , sir : I was taken with a damosel . + +Well , it was proclaimed 'damosel .' + +This was no damosel neither , sir : she was a 'virgin .' + +It is so varied too ; for it was proclaimed 'virgin .' + +If it were , I deny her virginity : I was taken with a maid . + +This maid will not serve your turn , sir . + +This maid will serve my turn , sir . + +Sir , I will pronounce your sentence : you shall fast a week with bran and water . + +I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge . + +And Don Armado shall be your keeper . +My Lord Berowne , see him deliver'd o'er : +And go we , lords , to put in practice that +Which each to other hath so strongly sworn . + + +I'll lay my head to any good man's hat , +These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn . +Sirrah , come on . + +I suffer for the truth , sir : for true it is I was taken with Jaquenetta , and Jaquenetta is a true girl ; and therefore welcome the sour cup of prosperity ! Affliction may one day smile again ; and till then , sit thee down , sorrow ! + + +Boy , what sign is it when a man of great spirit grows melancholy ? + +A great sign , sir , that he will look sad . + +Why , sadness is one and the self-same thing , dear imp . + +No , no ; O Lord , sir , no . + +How canst thou part sadness and melancholy , my tender juvenal ? + +By a familiar demonstration of the working , my tough senior . + +Why tough senior ? why tough senior ? + +Why tender juvenal ? why tender juvenal ? + +I spoke it , tender juvenal , as a congruent epitheton appertaining to thy young days , which we may nominate tender . + +And I , tough senior , as an appertinent title to your old time , which we may name tough . + +Pretty , and apt . + +How mean you , sir ? I pretty , and my saying apt ? or I apt , and my saying pretty ? + +Thou pretty , because little . + +Little pretty , because little . Wherefore apt ? + +And therefore apt , because quick . + +Speak you this in my praise , master ? + +In thy condign praise . + +I will praise an eel with the same praise . + +What ! that an eel is ingenious ? + +That an eel is quick . + +I do say thou art quick in answers : thou heatest my blood . + +I am answered , sir . + +I love not to be crossed . + +He speaks the mere contrary : crosses love not him . + +I have promised to study three years with the duke . + +You may do it in an hour , sir . + +Impossible . + +How many is one thrice told ? + +I am ill at reckoning ; it fitteth the spirit of a tapster . + +You are a gentleman and a gamester , sir . + +I confess both : they are both the varnish of a complete man . + +Then , I am sure you know how much the gross sum of deuce-ace amounts to . + +It doth amount to one more than two . + +Which the base vulgar do call three . + +True . + +Why , sir , is this such a piece of study ? Now , here's three studied , ere you'll thrice wink ; and how easy it is to put 'years' to the word 'three ,' and study three years in two words , the dancing horse will tell you . + +A most fine figure ! + +To prove you a cipher . + +I will hereupon confess I am in love ; and as it is base for a soldier to love , so am I in love with a base wench . If drawing my sword against the humour of affection would deliver me from the reprobate thought of it , I would take Desire prisoner , and ransom him to any French courtier for a new devised curtsy . I think scorn to sigh : methinks I should outswear Cupid . Comfort me , boy : what great men have been in love ? + +Hercules , master . + +Most sweet Hercules ! More authority , dear boy , name more ; and , sweet my child , let them be men of good repute and carriage . + +Samson , master : he was a man of good carriage , great carriage , for he carried the towngates on his back like a porter ; and he was in love . + +O well-knit Samson ! strong-jointed Samson ! I do excel thee in my rapier as much as thou didst me in carrying gates . I am in love too . Who was Samson's love , my dear Moth ? + +A woman , master . + +Of what complexion ? + +Of all the four , or the three , or the two , or one of the four . + +Tell me precisely of what complexion . + +Of the sea-water green , sir . + +Is that one of the four complexions ? + +As I have read , sir ; and the best of them too . + +Green indeed is the colour of lovers ; but to have a love of that colour , methinks Samson had small reason for it . He surely affected her for her wit . + +It was so , sir , for she had a green wit . + +My love is most immaculate white and red . + +Most maculate thoughts , master , are masked under such colours . + +Define , define , well-educated infant . + +My father's wit , and my mother's tongue , assist me ! + +Sweet invocation of a child ; most pretty and pathetical ! + + +If she be made of white and red , +Her faults will ne'er be known , +For blushing cheeks by faults are bred , +And fears by pale white shown : +Then if she fear , or be to blame , +By this you shall not know , +For still her cheeks possess the same +Which native she doth owe . + +A dangerous rime , master , against the reason of white and red . + +Is there not a ballad , boy , of the King and the Beggar ? + +The world was very guilty of such a ballad some three ages since ; but I think now 'tis not to be found ; or , if it were , it would neither serve for the writing nor the tune . + +I will have that subject newly writ o'er , that I may example my digression by some mighty precedent . Boy , I do love that country girl that I took in the park with the rational hind Costard : she deserves well . + +To be whipped ; and yet a better love than my master . + +Sing , boy : my spirit grows heavy in love . + +And that's great marvel , loving a light wench . + +I say , sing . + +Forbear till this company be past . + + +Sir , the duke's pleasure is , that you keep Costard safe : and you must let him take no delight nor no penance , but a' must fast three days a week . For this damsel , I must keep her at the park ; she is allowed for the day-woman . +Fare you well . + +I do betray myself with blushing . Maid ! + +Man ? + +I will visit thee at the lodge . + +That's hereby . + +I know where it is situate . + +Lord , how wise you are ! + +I will tell thee wonders . + +With that face ? + +I love thee . + +So I heard you say . + +And so farewell . + +Fair weather after you ! + +Come , Jaquenetta , away ! + + +Villain , thou shalt fast for thy offences ere thou be pardoned . + +Well , sir , I hope , when I do it , I shall do it on a full stomach . + +Thou shalt be heavily punished . + +I am more bound to you than your fellows , for they are but lightly rewarded . + +Take away this villain : shut him up . + +Come , you transgressing slave : away ! + +Let me not be pent up , sir : I will fast , being loose . + +No , sir ; that were fast and loose : thou shalt to prison . + +Well , if ever I do see the merry days of desolation that I have seen , some shall see + +What shall some see ? + +Nay , nothing , Master Moth , but what they look upon . It is not for prisoners to be too silent in their words ; and therefore I will say nothing : I thank God I have as little patience as another man , and therefore I can be quiet . + + +I do affect the very ground , which is base , where her shoe , which is baser , guided by her foot , which is basest , doth tread . I shall be forsworn ,which is a great argument of falsehood ,if I love . And how can that be true love which is falsely attempted ? Love is a familiar ; Love is a devil : there is no evil angel but Love . Yet was Samson so tempted , and he had an excellent strength ; yet was Solomon so seduced , and he had a very good wit . Cupid's butt-shaft is too hard for Hercules' club , and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier . The first and second clause will not serve my turn ; the passado he respects not , the duello he regards not : his disgrace is to be called boy , but his glory is , to subdue men . Adieu , valour ! rust , rapier ! be still , drum ! for your manager is in love ; yea , he loveth . Assist me some extemporal god of rime , for I am sure I shall turn sonneter . Devise , wit ; write , pen ; for I am for whole volumes in folio . + +Now , madam , summon up your dearest spirits : +Consider whom the king your father sends , +To whom he sends , and what's his embassy : +Yourself , held precious in the world's esteem , +To parley with the sole inheritor +Of all perfections that a man may owe , +Matchless Navarre ; the plea of no less weight +Than Aquitaine , a dowry for a queen . +Be now as prodigal of all dear grace +As Nature was in making graces dear +When she did starve the general world beside , +And prodigally gave them all to you . + +Good Lord Boyet , my beauty , though but mean , +Needs not the painted flourish of your praise : +Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye , +Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues . +I am less proud to hear you tell my worth +Than you much willing to be counted wise +In spending your wit in the praise of mine . +But now to task the tasker : good Boyet , +You are not ignorant , all-telling fame +Doth noise abroad , Navarre hath made a vow , +Till painful study shall out-wear three years , +No woman may approach his silent court : +Therefore to us seemth it a needful course , +Before we enter his forbidden gates , +To know his pleasure ; and in that behalf , +Bold of your worthiness , we single you +As our best-moving fair solicitor . +Tell him , the daughter of the King of France , +On serious business , craving quick dispatch , +Importunes personal conference with his Grace . +Haste , signify so much ; while we attend , +Like humble-visag'd suitors , his high will . + +Proud of employment , willingly I go . + +All pride is willing pride , and yours is so . + +Who are the votaries , my loving lords , +That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke ? + +Lord Longaville is one . + +Know you the man ? + +I know him , madam : at a marriage feast , +Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir +Of Jacques Falconbridge , solemnized +In Normandy , saw I this Longaville . +A man of sovereign parts he is esteem'd ; +Well fitted in the arts , glorious in arms : +Nothing becomes him ill that he would well . +The only soil of his fair virtue's gloss , +If virtue's gloss will stain with any soil , +Is a sharp wit match'd with too blunt a will ; +Whose edge hath power to cut , whose will still wills +It should none spare that come within his power . + +Some merry mocking lord , belike ; is't so ? + +They say so most that most his humours know . + +Such short-liv'd wits do wither as they grow . +Who are the rest ? + +The young Dumaine , a well-accomplish'd youth , +Of all that virtue love for virtue lov'd : +Most power to do most harm , least knowing ill , +For he hath wit to make an ill shape good , +And shape to win grace though he had no wit . +I saw him at the Duke Alen on's once ; +And much too little of that good I saw +Is my report to his great worthiness . + +Another of these students at that time +Was there with him , if I have heard a truth : +Berowne they call him ; but a merrier man , +Within the limit of becoming mirth , +I never spent an hour's talk withal . +His eye begets occasion for his wit ; +For every object that the one doth catch +The other turns to a mirth-moving jest , +Which his fair tongue , conceit's expositor , +Delivers in such apt and gracious words , +That aged ears play truant at his tales , +And younger hearings are quite ravished ; +So sweet and voluble is his discourse . + +God bless my ladies ! are they all in love , +That every one her own hath garnished +With such bedecking ornaments of praise ? + +Here comes Boyet . + + +Now , what admittance , lord ? + +Navarre had notice of your fair approach ; +And he and his competitors in oath +Were all address'd to meet you , gentle lady , +Before I came . Marry , thus much I have learnt ; +He rather means to lodge you in the field , +Like one that comes here to besiege his court , +Than seek a dispensation for his oath , +To let you enter his unpeeled house . +Here comes Navarre . + +Fair princess , welcome to the court of Navarre . + +'Fair ,' I give you back again ; and 'welcome' I have not yet : the roof of this court is too high to be yours , and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine . + +You shall be welcome , madam , to my court . + +I will be welcome , then : conduct me thither . + +Hear me , dear lady ; I have sworn an oath . + +Our Lady help my lord ! he'll be forsworn . + +Not for the world , fair madam , by my will . + +Why , will shall break it ; will , and nothing else . + +Your ladyship is ignorant what it is . + +Were my lord so , his ignorance were wise , +Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance . +I hear your grace hath sworn out house-keeping : +'Tis deadly sin to keep that oath , my lord , +And sin to break it . +But pardon me , I am too sudden-bold : +To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me . +Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming , +And suddenly resolve me in my suit . + + +Madam , I will , if suddenly I may . + +You will the sooner that I were away , +For you'll prove perjur'd if you make me stay . + +Did not I dance with you in Brabant once ? + +Did not I dance with you in Brabant once ? + +I know you did . + +How needless was it then +To ask the question ! + +You must not be so quick . + +'Tis 'long of you that spur me with such questions . + +Your wit's too hot , it speeds too fast , 'twill tire . + +Not till it leave the rider in the mire . + +What time o' day ? + +The hour that fools should ask . + +Now fair befall your mask ! + +Fair fall the face it covers ! + +And send you many lovers ! + +Amen , so you be none . + +Nay , then I will be gone . + +Madam , your father here doth intimate +The payment of a hundred thousand crowns ; +Being but the one half of an entire sum +Disbursed by my father in his wars . +But say that he , or we ,as neither have , +Receiv'd that sum , yet there remains unpaid +A hundred thousand more ; in surety of the which , +One part of Aquitaine is bound to us , +Although not valu'd to the money's worth . +If then the king your father will restore +But that one half which is unsatisfied , +We will give up our right in Aquitaine , +And hold fair friendship with his majesty . +But that it seems , he little purposeth , +For here he doth demand to have repaid +A hundred thousand crowns ; and not demands , +On payment of a hundred thousand crowns , +To have his title live in Aquitaine ; +Which we much rather had depart withal , +And have the money by our father lent , +Than Aquitaine , so gelded as it is . +Dear princess , were not his requests so far +From reason's yielding , your fair self should make +A yielding 'gainst some reason in my breast , +And go well satisfied to France again . + +You do the king my father too much wrong +And wrong the reputation of your name , +In so unseeming to confess receipt +Of that which hath so faithfully been paid . + +I do protest I never heard of it ; +And if you prove it , I'll repay it back +Or yield up Aquitaine . + +We arrest your word . +Boyet , you can produce acquittances +For such a sum from special officers +Of Charles his father . + +Satisfy me so . + +So please your Grace , the packet is not come +Where that and other specialties are bound : +To-morrow you shall have a sight of them . + +It shall suffice me : at which interview +All liberal reason I will yield unto . +Meantime , receive such welcome at my hand +As honour , without breach of honour , may +Make tender of to thy true worthiness . +You may not come , fair princess , in my gates ; +But here without you shall be so receiv'd , +As you shall deem yourself lodg'd in my heart , +Though so denied fair harbour in my house . +Your own good thoughts excuse me , and farewell : +To-morrow shall we visit you again . + +Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace ! + +Thy own wish wish I thee in every place ! + + +Lady , I will commend you to mine own heart . + +Pray you , do my commendations ; I would be glad to see it . + +I would you heard it groan . + +Is the fool sick ? + +Sick at the heart . + +Alack ! let it blood . + +Would that do it good ? + +My physic says , 'ay .' + +Will you prick't with your eye ? + +No point , with my knife . + +Now , God save thy life ! + +And yours from long living ! + +I cannot stay thanksgiving . + + +Sir , I pray you , a word : what lady is that same ? + +The heir of Alen on , Katharine her name . + +A gallant lady . Monsieur , fare you well . + + +I beseech you a word : what is she in the white ? + +A woman sometimes , an you saw her in the light . + +Perchance light in the light . I desire her name . + +She hath but one for herself ; to desire that , were a shame . + +Pray you , sir , whose daughter ? + +Her mother's , I have heard . + +God's blessing on your beard ! + +Good sir , be not offended . +She is an heir of Falconbridge . + +Nay , my choler is ended . +She is a most sweet lady . + +Not unlike , sir ; that may be . + + +What's her name , in the cap ? + +Rosaline , by good hap . + +Is she wedded or no ? + +To her will , sir , or so . + +You are welcome , sir . Adieu . + +Farewell to me , sir , and welcome to you . + + +That last is Berowne , the merry mad-cap lord : +Not a word with him but a jest . + +And every jest but a word . + +It was well done of you to take him at his word . + +I was as willing to grapple , as he was to board . + +Two hot sheeps , marry ! + +And wherefore not ships ? +No sheep , sweet lamb , unless we feed on your lips . + +You sheep , and I pasture : shall that finish the jest ? + +So you grant pasture for me . + + +Not so , gentle beast . +My lips are no common , though several they be . + +Belonging to whom ? + +To my fortunes and me . + +Good wits will be jangling ; but , gentles , agree . +This civil war of wits were much better us'd +On Navarre and his book-men , for here 'tis abus'd . + +If my observation ,which very seldom lies , +By the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes , +Deceive me not now , Navarre is infected . + +With what ? + +With that which we lovers entitle affected . + +Your reason . + +Why , all his behaviours did make their retire +To the court of his eye , peeping thorough desire ; +His heart , like an agate , with your print impress'd , +Proud with his form , in his eye pride express'd : +His tongue , all impatient to speak and not see , +Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be ; +All senses to that sense did make their repair , +To feel only looking on fairest of fair , +Methought all his senses were lock'd in his eye , +As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy ; +Who , tend'ring their own worth from where they were glass'd , +Did point you to buy them , along as you pass'd . +His face's own margent did quote such amazes , +That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes . +I'll give you Aquitaine , and all that is his , +An' you give him for my sake but one loving kiss . + +Come to our pavilion : Boyet is dispos'd . + +But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclos'd . +I only have made a mouth of his eye , +By adding a tongue which I know will not he . + +Thou art an old love-monger , and speak'st skilfully . + +He is Cupid's grandfather and learns news of him . + +Then was Venus like her mother , for her father is but grim . + +Do you hear , my mad wenches ? + +No . + +What , then , do you see ? + +Ay , our way to be gone . + +You are too hard for me . + +Warble , child ; make passionate my sense of hearing . + +Concolinel , + +Sweet air ! Go , tenderness of years ; take this key , give enlargement to the swain , bring him festinately hither ; I must employ him in a letter to my love . + +Master , will you win your love with a French brawl ? + +How meanest thou ? brawling in French ? + +No , my complete master ; but to jig off a tune at the tongue's end , canary to it with your feet , humour it with turning up your eyelids , sigh a note and sing a note , sometime through the throat , as if you swallowed love by singing love , sometime through the nose , as if you snuffed up love by smelling love ; with your hat penthouse-like o'er the shop of your eyes ; with your arms crossed on your thin belly-doublet like a rabbit on a spit ; or your hands in your pocket like a man after the old painting ; and keep not too long in one tune , but a snip and away . These are complements , these are humours , these betray nice wenches , that would be betrayed without these ; and make them men of note ,do you note me ?that most are affected to these . + +How hast thou purchased this experience ? + +By my penny of observation . + +But O but O , + +'The hobby-horse is forgot .' + +Callest thou my love 'hobby-horse ?' + +No , master ; the hobby-horse is but a colt , and your love perhaps , a hackney . But have you forgot your love ? + +Almost I had . + +Negligent student ! learn her by heart . + +By heart , and in heart , boy . + +And out of heart , master : all those three I will prove . + +What wilt thou prove ? + +A man , if I live ; and this , by , in , and without , upon the instant : by heart you love her , because your heart cannot come by her ; in heart you love her , because your heart is in love with her ; and out of heart you love her , being out of heart that you cannot enjoy her . + +I am all these three . + +And three times as much more , and yet nothing at all . + +Fetch hither the swain : he must carry me a letter . + +A message well sympathized : a horse to be ambassador for an ass . + +Ha , ha ! what sayest thou ? + +Marry , sir , you must send the ass upon the horse , for he is very slow-gaited . But I go . + +The way is but short : away ! + +As swift as lead , sir . + +Thy meaning , pretty ingenious ? +Is not lead a metal heavy , dull , and slow ? + +Minime , honest master ; or rather , master , no . + +I say , lead is slow . + +You are too swift , sir , to say so : +Is that lead slow which is fir'd from a gun ? + +Sweet smoke of rhetoric ! +He reputes me a cannon ; and the bullet , that's he : +I shoot thee at the swain . + +Thump then , and I flee . + + +A most acute juvenal ; volable and free of grace ! +By thy favour , sweet welkin , I must sigh in thy face : +Most rude melancholy , valour gives thee place . +My herald is return'd . + + +A wonder , master ! here's a costard broken in a shin . + +Some enigma , some riddle : come , thy l'envoy ; begin . + +No egma , no riddle , no l'envoy ; no salve in the mail , sir . O ! sir , plantain , a plain plantain : no l'envoy , no l'envoy : no salve , sir , but a plantain . + +By virtue , thou enforcest laughter ; thy silly thought , my spleen ; the heaving of my lungs provokes me to ridiculous smiling : O ! pardon me , my stars . Doth the inconsiderate take salve for l'envoy , and the word l'envoy for a salve ? + +Do the wise think them other ? is not l'envoy a salve ? + +No , page : it is an epilogue or discourse , to make plain +Some obscure precedence that hath tofore been sain . +I will example it : + +The fox , the ape , and the humble-bee +Were still at odds , being but three . + +There's the moral . Now the l'envoy . + +I will add the l'envoy . Say the moral again . + + +The fox , the ape , and the humble-bee , +Were still at odds , being but three . + +Until the goose came out of door , +And stay'd the odds by adding four . + +Now will I begin your moral , and do you follow with my l'envoy . + +The fox , the ape , and the humble-bee , +Were still at odds , being but three . + +Until the goose came out of door , +Staying the odds by adding four . + + +A good l'envoy , ending in the goose . +Would you desire more ? + +The boy hath sold him a bargain , a goose , that's flat . +Sir , your pennyworth is good an your goose be fat . +To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and loose : +Let me see ; a fat l'envoy ; ay , that's a fat goose . + +Come hither , come hither . How did this argument begin ? + +By saying that a costard was broken in a shin . +Then call'd you for the l'envoy . + +True , and I for a plantain : thus came your argument in ; +Then the boy's fat l'envoy , the goose that you bought ; +And he ended the market . + +But tell me ; how was there a costard broken in a shin ? + +I will tell you sensibly . + +Thou hast no feeling of it , Moth : I will speak that l'envoy : +I , Costard , running out , that was safely within , +Fell over the threshold and broke my shin . + +We will talk no more of this matter . + +Till there be more matter in the shin . + +Sirrah Costard , I will enfranchise thee . + +O ! marry me to one Frances : I smell some l'envoy , some goose , in this . + +By my sweet soul , I mean setting thee at liberty , enfreedoming thy person : thou wert immured , restrained , captivated , bound . + +True , true , and now you will be my purgation and let me loose . + +I give thee thy liberty , set thee from durance ; and in lieu thereof , impose upon thee nothing but this : + +Bear this significant to the country maid Jaquenetta . [Giving money .] There is remuneration ; for the best ward of mine honour is rewarding my dependents . Moth , follow . + + +Like the sequel , I . Signior Costard , adieu . + +My sweet ounce of man's flesh ! my incony Jew ! + +Now will I look to his remuneration . Remuneration ! O ! that's the Latin word for three farthings : three farthings , remuneration . 'What's the price of this inkle ?' 'One penny .' 'No , I'll give you a remuneration :' why , it carries it Remuneration ! why , it is a fairer name than French crown . I will never buy and sell out of this word . + + +O ! my good knave Costard , exceedingly well met . + +Pray you , sir , how much carnation riband may a man buy for a remuneration ? + +What is a remuneration ? + +Marry , sir , halfpenny farthing . + +Why then , three-farthing-worth of silk . + +I thank your worship . God be wi' you ! + +Stay , slave ; I must employ thee : +As thou wilt win my favour , good my knave , +Do one thing for me that I shall entreat . + +When would you have it done , sir ? + +O , this afternoon . + +Well , I will do it , sir ! fare you well . + +O , thou knowest not what it is . + +I shall know , sir , when I have done it . + +Why , villain , thou must know first . + +I will come to your worship to-morrow morning . + +It must be done this afternoon . Hark , slave , it is but this : +The princess comes to hunt here in the park , +And in her train there is a gentle lady : +When tongues speak sweetly , then they name her name , +And Rosaline they call her : ask for her +And to her white hand see thou do commend +This seal'd-up counsel . + +There's thy guerdon : go . + +Gardon , O sweet gardon ! better than remuneration ; a 'leven-pence farthing better . +Most sweet gardon ! I will do it , sir , in print +Gardon ! remuneration ! + + +And I , +Forsooth , in love ! I , that have been love's whip ; +A very beadle to a humorous sigh ; +A critic , nay , a night-watch constable , +A domineering pedant o'er the boy , +Than whom no mortal so magnificent ! +This wimpled , whining , purblind , wayward boy , +This senior-junior , giant-dwarf , Dan Cupid ; +Regent of love-rimes , lord of folded arms , +The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans , +Liege of all loiterers and malecontents , +Dread prince of plackets , king of codpieces , +Sole imperator and great general +Of trotting 'paritors : O my little heart ! +And I to be a corporal of his field , +And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop ! +What I ! I love ! I sue ! I seek a wife ! +A woman that is like a German clock , +Still a-repairing , ever out of frame , +And never going aright , being a watch , +But being watch'd that it may still go right ! +Nay , to be perjur'd , which is worst of all ; +And , among three , to love the worst of all ; +A wightly wanton with a velvet brow , +With two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes ; +Ay , and , by heaven , one that will do the deed +Though Argus were her eunuch and her guard : +And I to sigh for her ! to watch for her ! +To pray for her ! Go to ; it is a plague +That Cupid will impose for my neglect +Of his almighty dreadful little might . +Well , I will love , write , sigh , pray , sue , and groan : +Some men must love my lady , and some Joan . + +Was that the king , that spurr'd his horse so hard +Against the steep uprising of the hill ? + +I know not ; but I think it was not he . + +Whoe'er a' was , a' show'd a mounting mind . +Well , lords , to-day we shall have our dispatch ; +On Saturday we will return to France . +Then , forester , my friend , where is the bush +That we must stand and play the murderer in ? + +Hereby , upon the edge of yonder coppice ; +A stand where you may make the fairest shoot . + +I thank my beauty , I am fair that shoot , +And thereupon thou speak'st the fairest shoot . + +Pardon me , madam , for I meant not so . + +What , what ? first praise me , and again say no ? +O short-liv'd pride ! Not fair ? alack for woe ! + +Yes , madam , fair . + +Nay , never paint me now : +Where fair is not , praise cannot mend the brow . +Here , good my glass : + +Take this for telling true : +Fair payment for foul words is more than due . + +Nothing but fair is that which you inherit . + +See , see ! my beauty will be sav'd by merit . +O heresy in fair , fit for these days ! +A giving hand , though foul , shall have fair praise . +But come , the bow : now mercy goes to kill , +And shooting well is then accounted ill . +Thus will I save my credit in the shoot : +Not wounding , pity would not let me do't ; +If wounding , then it was to show my skill , +That more for praise than purpose meant to kill . +And out of question so it is sometimes , +Glory grows guilty of detested crimes , +When , for fame's sake , for praise , an outward part , +We bend to that the working of the heart ; +As I for praise alone now seek to spill +The poor deer's blood , that my heart means no ill . + +Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty +Only for praise' sake , when they strive to be +Lords o'er their lords ? + +Only for praise ; and praise we may afford +To any lady that subdues a lord . + + +Here comes a member of the commonwealth . + +God dig-you-den all ! Pray you , which is the head lady ? + +Thou shalt know her , fellow , by the rest that have no heads . + +Which is the greatest lady , the highest ? + +The thickest , and the tallest . + +The thickest , and the tallest ! it is so ; truth is truth . +An your waist , mistress , were as slender as my wit , +One o'these maids' girdles for your waist should be fit . +Are not you the chief woman ? you are the thickest here . + +What's your will , sir ? what's your will ? + +I have a letter from Monsieur Berowne to one Lady Rosaline . + +O ! thy letter , thy letter ; he's a good friend of mine . +Stand aside , good bearer . Boyet , you can carve ; +Break up this capon . + +I am bound to serve . +This letter is mistook ; it importeth none here : +It is writ to Jaquenetta . + +We will read it , I swear . +Break the neck of the wax , and every one give ear . + +By heaven , that thou art fair , is most infallible ; true , that thou art beauteous ; truth itself , that thou art lovely . More fairer than fair , beautiful than beauteous , truer than truth itself , have commiseration on thy heroical vassal ! The magnanimous and most illustrate king Cophetua set eye upon the pernicious and indubitate beggar Zenelophon , and he it was that might rightly say veni , vidi , vici ; which to anatomize in the vulgar O base and obscure vulgar !videlicet , he came , saw , and overcame : he came , one ; saw , two ; overcame , three . Who came ? the king : Why did he come ? to see : Why did he see ? to overcome : To whom came he ? to the beggar : What saw he ? the beggar . Whom overcame he ? the beggar . The conclusion is victory : on whose side ? the king's ; the captive is enriched : on whose side ? the beggar's . The catastrophe is a nuptial : on whose side ? the king's , no , on both in one , or one in both . I am the king , for so stands the comparison ; thou the beggar , for so witnesseth thy lowliness . Shall I command thy love ? I may : Shall I enforce thy love ? I could : Shall I entreat thy love ? I will . What shalt thou exchange for rags ? robes ; for tittles ? titles ; for thyself ? me . Thus , expecting thy reply , I profane my lips on thy foot , my eyes on thy picture , and my heart on thy every part . +Thine , in the dearest design of Industry , DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO . +Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar +'Gainst thee , thou lamb , that standest as his prey : +Submissive fall his princely feet before , +And he from forage will incline to play . +But if thou strive , poor soul , what art thou then ? +Food for his rage , repasture for his den . + +What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter ? +What vane ? what weathercock ? did you ever hear better ? + +I am much deceiv'd but I remember the style . + +Else your memory is bad , going o'er it erewhile . + +This Armado is a Spaniard , that keeps here in court ; +A phantasime , a Monarcho , and one that makes sport +To the prince and his book-mates . + +Thou , fellow , a word . +Who gave thee this letter ? + +I told you ; my lord . + +To whom shouldst thou give it ? + +From my lord to my lady . + +From which lord , to which lady ? + +From my lord Berowne , a good master of mine , +To a lady of France , that he call'd Rosaline . + +Thou hast mistaken his letter . Come , lords , away . +Here , sweet , put up this : 'twill be thine another day . + + +Who is the suitor ? who is the suitor ? + +Shall I teach you to know ? + +Ay , my continent of beauty . + +Why , she that bears the bow . +Finely put off ! + +My lady goes to kill horns ; but , if thou marry , +Hang me by the neck if horns that year miscarry . +Finely put on ! + +Well then , I am the shooter . + +And who is your deer ? + +If we choose by the horns , yourself : come not near . +Finely put on , indeed ! + +You still wrangle with her , Boyet , and she strikes at the brow . + +But she herself is hit lower : have I hit her now ? + +Shall I come upon thee with an old saying , that was a man when King Pepin of France was a little boy , as touching the hit it ? + +So may I answer thee with one as old , that was a woman when Queen Guinever of Britain was a little wench , as touching the hit it . + + +Thou canst not hit it , hit it , hit it , +Thou canst not hit it , my good man . + +An I cannot , cannot , cannot , +An I cannot , another can . + +By my troth , most pleasant : how both did fit it ! + +A mark marvellous well shot , for they both did hit it . + +A mark ! O ! mark but that mark ; a mark , says my lady ! +Let the mark have a prick in't , to mete at , if it may be . + +Wide o' the bow hand ! i' faith your hand is out . + +Indeed a' must shoot nearer , or he'll ne'er hit the clout . + +An' if my hand be out , then belike your hand is in . + +Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin . + +Come , come , you talk greasily ; your lips grow foul . + +She's too hard for you at pricks , sir : challenge her to bowl . + +I fear too much rubbing . Good night , my good owl . + + +By my soul , a swain ! a most simple clown ! +Lord , lord how the ladies and I have put him down ! +O' my troth , most sweet jests ! most incony vulgar wit ! +When it comes so smoothly off , so obscenely , as it were , so fit , +Armado , o' the one side , O ! a most dainty man . +To see him walk before a lady , and to bear her fan ! +To see him kiss his hand ! and how most sweetly a' will swear ! +And his page o' t'other side , that handful of wit ! +Ah ! heavens , it is a most pathetical nit . + + +Sola , sola ! + + +Very reverend sport , truly : and done in the testimony of a good conscience . + +The deer was , as you know , sanguis , in blood ; ripe as a pomewater , who now hangeth like a jewel in the ear of c lo , the sky , the welkin , the heaven ; and anon falleth like a crab on the face of terra , the soil , the land , the earth . + +Truly , Master Holofernes , the epithets are sweetly varied , like a scholar at the least : but , sir , I assure ye , it was a buck of the first head . + +Sir Nathaniel , haud credo . + +'Twas not a haud credo ; 'twas a pricket . + +Most barbarous intimation ! yet a kind of insinuation , as it were , in via , in way , of explication ; facere , as it were , replication , or , rather , ostentare , to show , as it were , his inclination ,after his undressed , unpolished , uneducated , unpruned , untrained , or , rather , unlettered , or , ratherest , unconfirmed fashion ,to insert again my haud credo for a deer . + +I said the deer was not a haud credo ; 'twas a pricket . + +Twice sod simplicity , bis coctus ! +O ! thou monster Ignorance , how deformed dost thou look ! + +Sir , he hath not fed of the dainties that are bred of a book ; +he hath not eat paper , as it were ; he hath not drunk ink : his intellect is not replenished ; he is only an animal , only sensible in the duller parts : +And such barren plants are set before us , that we thankful should be , +Which we of taste and feeling are , for those parts that do fructify in us more than he ; +For as it would ill become me to be vain , indiscreet , or a fool : +So , were there a patch set on learning , to see him in a school : +But , omne bene , say I ; being of an old Father's mind , +Many can brook the weather that love not the wind . + +You two are book-men : can you tell by your wit , +What was a month old at Cain's birth , that's not five weeks old as yet ? + +Dictynna , goodman Dull : Dictynna , goodman Dull . + +What is Dictynna ? + +A title to Ph be , to Luna , to the moon . + +The moon was a month old when Adam was no more ; +And raught not to five weeks when he came to five-score . +The allusion holds in the exchange . + +'Tis true indeed : the collusion holds in the exchange . + +God comfort thy capacity ! I say , the allusion holds in the exchange . + +And I say the pollusion holds in the exchange , for the moon is never but a month old ; and I say beside that 'twas a pricket that the princess killed . + +Sir Nathaniel , will you hear an extemporal epitaph on the death of the deer ? and , to humour the ignorant , I have call'd the deer the princess killed , a pricket . + +Perge , good Master Holofernes , perge ; so it shall please you to abrogate scurrility . + +I will something affect the letter ; for it argues facility . + +The preyful princess pierc'd and prick'd a pretty pleasing pricket ; +Some say a sore ; but not a sore , till now made sore with shooting . +The dogs did yell ; put l to sore , then sorel jumps from thicket ; +Or pricket , sore , or else sorel ; the people fall a hooting . +If sore be sore , then l to sore makes fifty sores one sorel ! +Of one sore I a hundred make , by adding but one more l . + + +A rare talent ! + +If a talent be a claw , look how he claws him with a talent . + +This is a gift that I have , simple , simple ; a foolish extravagant spirit , full of forms , figures , shapes , objects , ideas , apprehensions , motions , revolutions : these are begot in the ventricle of memory , nourished in the womb of pia mater , and delivered upon the mellowing of occasion . But the gift is good in those in whom it is acute , and I am thankful for it . + +Sir , I praise the Lord for you , and so may my parishioners ; for their sons are well tutored by you , and their daughters profit very greatly under you : you are a good member of the commonwealth . + +Mehercle ! if their sons be ingenuous , they shall want no instruction ; if their daughters be capable , I will put it to them . But , vir sapit qui pauca loquitur . A soul feminine saluteth us . + + +God give you good morrow , Master parson . + +Master parson , quasi pers-on . An if one should be pierced , which is the one ? + +Marry , Master schoolmaster , he that is likest to a hogshead . + +Piercing a hogshead ! a good lustre of conceit in a turf of earth ; fire enough for a flint , pearl enough for a swine : 'tis pretty ; it is well . + +Good Master parson + +be so good as read me this letter : it was given me by Costard , and sent me from Don Armado : I beseech you , read it . + +Fauste , precor gelida quando pecus omne sub umbra Ruminat , and so forth . Ah ! good old Mantuan . I may speak of thee as the traveller doth of Venice : + +Venetia , Venetia , +Chi non te vede , non te pretia . + +Old Mantuan ! old Mantuan ! Who understandeth thee not , loves thee not . Ut , re , sol , la , mi , fa . Under pardon , sir , what are the contents ? or , rather , as Horace says in his What , my soul , verses ? + +Ay , sir , and very learned . + +Let me hear a staff , a stanze , a verse : lege , domine . + + +If love make me forsworn , how shall I swear to love ? +Ah ! never faith could hold , if not to beauty vow'd ; +Though to myself forsworn , to thee I'll faithful prove ; +Those thoughts to me were oaks , to thee like osiers bow'd +Study his bias leaves and makes his book thine eyes . +Where all those pleasures live that art would comprehend : +If knowledge be the mark , to know thee shall suffice +Well learned is that tongue that well can thee commend ; +All ignorant that soul that sees thee without wonder ; +Which is to me some praise that I thy parts admire +Thy eye Jove's lightning bears , thy voice his dreadful thunder , +Which , not to anger bent , is music and sweet fire . +Celestial as thou art , O ! pardon love this wrong . +That sings heaven's praise with such an earthly tongue ! + + +You find not the apostrophas , and so miss the accent : let me supervise the canzonet . Here are only numbers ratified ; but , for the elegancy , facility , and golden cadence of poesy , caret . Ovidius Naso was the man : and why , indeed , Naso , but for smelling out the odoriferous flowers of fancy , the jerks of invention ? Imitari is nothing ; so doth the hound his master , the ape his keeper , the 'tired horse his rider . But , damosella virgin , was this directed to you ? + +Ay , sir ; from one Monsieur Berowne , one of the strange queen's lords . + +I will overglance the superscript . To the snow-white hand of the most beauteous Lady Rosaline . I will look again on the intellect of the letter , for the nomination of the party writing to the person written unto : Your ladyship's , in all desired employment , + + +Good Costard , go with me . Sir , God save your life ! + +Have with thee , my girl . + + +Sir , you have done this in the fear of God , very religiously ; and , as a certain Father saith + +Sir , tell not me of the Father ; I do fear colourable colours . But to return to the verses : did they please you , Sir Nathaniel ? + +Marvellous well for the pen . + +I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain pupil of mine ; where , if before repast it shall please you to gratify the table with a grace , I will , on my privilege I have with the parents of the foresaid child or pupil , undertake your ben venuto ; where I will prove those verses to be very unlearned , neither savouring of poetry , wit , nor invention . I beseech your society . + +And thank you too ; for society saith the text is the happiness of life . + +And , certes , the text most infallibly concludes it .[To + +The king he is hunting the deer ; I am coursing myself : they have pitched a toil ; I am toiling in a pitch ,pitch that defiles : defile ! a foul word ! Well , sit thee down , sorrow ! for so they say the fool said , and so say I , and I the fool : well proved , wit ! By the Lord , this love is as mad as Ajax : it kills sheep : it kills me , I a sheep : well proved again o' my side ! I will not love ; if I do , hang me ; i' faith , I will not . O ! but her eye ,by this light , but for her eye , I would not love her ; yes , for her two eyes . Well , I do nothing in the world but lie , and lie in my throat . By heaven , I do love , and it hath taught me to rime , and to be melancholy ; and here is part of my rime , and here my melancholy . Well , she hath one o' my sonnets already : the clown bore it , the fool sent it , and the lady hath it : sweet clown , sweeter fool , sweetest lady ! By the world , I would not care a pin if the other three were in . Here comes one with a paper : God give him grace to groan ! + +Ah me ! + +Shot , by heaven ! Proceed , sweet Cupid : thou hast thumped him with thy bird-bolt under the left pap . In faith , secrets ! + + +So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not +To those fresh morning drops upon the rose , +As thy eye-beams , when their fresh rays have smote +The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows : +Nor shines the silver moon one half so bright +Through the transparent bosom of the deep , +As doth thy face through tears of mine give light , +Thou shin'st in every tear that I do weep . +No drop but as a coach doth carry thee ; +So ridest thou triumphing in my woe . +Do but behold the tears that swell in me , +And they thy glory through my grief will show +But do not love thyself , then thou wilt keep +My tears for glasses , and still make me weep . +O queen of queens ! how far thou dost excel , +No thought can think , nor tongue of mortal tell + +How shall she know my griefs ? I'll drop the paper : +Sweet leaves , shade folly . Who is he comes here ? + +What , Longaville ! and reading ! listen , ear . + + +Now , in thy likeness , one more fool appear ! + +Ay me ! I am forsworn . + +Why , he comes in like a perjure , wearing papers . + +In love , I hope : sweet fellowship in shame ! + +One drunkard loves another of the name . + +Am I the first that have been perjur'd so ? + +I could put thee in comfort : not by two that I know : +Thou mak'st the triumviry , the corner-cap of society , +The shape of love's Tyburn , that hangs up simplicity . + +I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move . +O sweet Maria , empress of my love ! +These numbers will I tear , and write in prose . + +O ! rimes are guards on wanton Cupid's hose : +Disfigure not his slop . + +This same shall go . + +Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye , +'Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument , +Persuade my heart to this false perjury ? +Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment . +A woman I forswore ; but I will prove , +Thou being a goddess , I forswore not thee : +My vow was earthly , thou a heavenly love ; +Thy grace , being gain'd , cures all disgrace in me . +Vows are but breath , and breath a vapour is : +Then thou , fair sun , which on my earth dost shine , +Exhal'st this vapour-vow ; in thee it is : +If broken , then , it is no fault of mine : +If by me broke , what fool is not so wise +To lose an oath to win a paradise ! + + +This is the liver-vein , which makes flesh a deity ; +A green goose a goddess ; pure , pure idolatry . +God amend us , God amend ! we are much out o' the way . + +By whom shall I send this ?Company ! stay . + + +All hid , all hid ; an old infant play . +Like a demi-god here sit I in the sky , +And wretched fools' secrets heedfully o'er-eye . +More sacks to the mill ! O heavens ! I have my wish . + +Dumaine transform'd : four woodcocks in a dish ! + +O most divine Kate ! + +O most profane coxcomb ! + +By heaven , the wonder of a mortal eye ! + +By earth , she is but corporal ; there you lie . + +Her amber hairs for foul have amber quoted . + +An amber-colour'd raven was well noted . + +As upright as the cedar . + +Stoop , I say ; +Her shoulder is with child . + +As fair as day . + +Ay , as some days ; but then no sun must shine . + +O ! that I had my wish . + +And I had mine ! + +And I mine too , good Lord ! + +Amen , so I had mine . Is not that a good word ? + +I would forget her ; but a fever she +Reigns in my blood , and will remember'd be . + +A fever in your blood ! why , then incision +Would let her out in saucers : sweet misprision ! + +Once more I'll read the ode that I have writ . + +Once more I'll mark how love can vary wit . + + +On a day , alack the day ! +Love , whose month is ever May , +Spied a blossom passing fair +Playing in the wanton air : +Through the velvet leaves the wind , +All unseen , 'gan passage find ; +That the lover , sick to death , +Wish'd himself the heaven's breath . +Air , quoth he , thy cheeks may blow ; +Air , would I might triumph so ! +But alack ! my hand is sworn +Ne'er to pluck thee from thy thorn : +Vow , alack ! for youth unmeet , +Youth so apt to pluck a sweet . +Do not call it sin in me , +That I am forsworn for thee ; +Thou for whom e'en Jove would swear +Juno but an Ethiop were ; +And deny himself for Jove , +Turning mortal for thy love . + +This will I send , and something else more plain , +That shall express my true love's fasting pain . +O ! would the King , Berowne , and Longaville +Were lovers too . Ill , to example ill , +Would from my forehead wipe a perjur'd note ; +For none offend where all alike do dote . + +Dumaine , thy love is far from charity , +That in love's grief desir'st society : +You may look pale , but I should blush , I know , +To be o'erheard and taken napping so . + +Come , sir , you blush : as his your case is such ; +You chide at him , offending twice as much : +You do not love Maria ; Longaville +Did never sonnet for her sake compile , +Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart +His loving bosom to keep down his heart . +I have been closely shrouded in this bush , +And mark'd you both , and for you both did blush . +I heard your guilty rimes , observ'd your fashion , +Saw sighs reek from you , noted well your passion : +Ay me ! says one ; O Jove ! the other cries ; +One , her hairs were gold , crystal the other's eyes : + + +You would for paradise break faith and troth ; + + +And Jove , for your love , would infringe an oath . +What will Berowne say , when that he shall hear +A faith infringed , which such zeal did swear ? +How will he scorn ! how will he spend his wit ! +How will he triumph , leap and laugh at it ! +For all the wealth that ever I did see , +I would not have him know so much by me . + +Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy . + +Ah ! good my liege , I pray thee , pardon me : +Good heart ! what grace hast thou , thus to reprove +These worms for loving , that art most in love ? +Your eyes do make no coaches ; in your tears +There is no certain princess that appears : +You'll not be perjur'd , 'tis a hateful thing : +Tush ! none but minstrels like of sonneting . +But are you not asham'd ? nay , are you not , +All three of you , to be thus much o'ershot ? +You found his mote ; the king your mote did see ; +But I a beam do find in each of three . +O ! what a scene of foolery have I seen , +Of sighs , of groans , of sorrow , and of teen ; +O me ! with what strict patience have I sat , +To see a king transformed to a gnat ; +To see great Hercules whipping a gig , +And profound Solomon to tune a jig , +And Nestor play at push-pin with the boys , +And critic Timon laugh at idle toys ! +Where lies thy grief ? O ! tell me , good Dumaine , +And , gentle Longaville , where lies thy pain ? +And where my liege's ? all about the breast : +A caudle , ho ! + +Too bitter is thy jest . +Are we betray'd thus to thy over-view ? + +Not you to me , but I betray'd by you : +I , that am honest ; I , that hold it sin +To break the vow I am engaged in ; +I am betray'd , by keeping company +With men like men , men of inconstancy . +When shall you see me write a thing in rime ? +Or groan for Joan ? or spend a minute's time +In pruning me ? When shall you hear that I +Will praise a hand , a foot , a face , an eye , +A gait , a state , a brow , a breast , a waist , leg , a limb ? + +Soft ! Whither away so fast ? true man or a thief that gallops so ? + +I post from love ; good lover , let me go . + + +God bless the king ! + +What present hast thou there ? + +Some certain treason . + +What makes treason here ? + +Nay , it makes nothing , sir . + +If it mar nothing neither , +The treason and you go in peace away together . + +I beseech your Grace , let this letter be read : +Our parson misdoubts it ; 'twas treason , he said . + +Berowne , read it over + +There hadst thou it ? + +Of Costard . + +Where hadst thou it ? + +Of Dun Adramadio , Dun Adramadio . + + +How now ! what is in you ? why dost thou tear it ? + +A toy , my liege , a toy : your Grace needs not fear it . + +It did move him to passion , and therefore let's hear it . + +It is Berowne's writing , and here is his name . + +Ah , you whoreson logger-head , you were born to do me shame . +Guilty , my lord , guilty ; I confess , I confess . + +What ? + +That you three fools lack'd me fool to make up the mess ; +He , he , and you , and you my liege , and I , +Are pick-purses in love , and we deserve to die . +O ! dismiss this audience , and I shall tell you more . + +Now the number is even . + +True , true ; we are four . +Will these turtles be gone ? + +Hence , sirs ; away ! + +Walk aside the true folk , and let the traitors stay . + + +Sweet lords , sweet lovers , O ! let us embrace . +As true we are as flesh and blood can be : +The sea will ebb and flow , heaven show his face ; +Young blood doth not obey an old decree : +We cannot cross the cause why we were born ; +Therefore , of all hands must we be forsworn . + +What ! did these rent lines show some love of thine ? + +'Did they ,' quoth you ? Who sees the heavenly Rosaline , +That , like a rude and savage man of Inde , +At the first opening of the gorgeous east , +Bows not his vassal head , and , strucken blind , +Kisses the base ground with obedient breast ? +What peremptory eagle-sighted eye +Dares look upon the heaven of her brow , +That is not blinded by her majesty ? + +What zeal , what fury hath inspir'd thee now ? +My love , her mistress , is a gracious moon ; +She , an attending star , scarce seen a light . + +My eyes are then no eyes , nor I Berowne : +O ! but for my love , day would turn to night . +Of all complexions the cull'd sovereignty +Do meet , as at a fair , in her fair cheek ; +Where several worthies make one dignity , +Where nothing wants that want itself doth seek . +Lend me the flourish of all gentle tongues , +Fie , painted rhetoric ! O ! she needs it not : +To things of sale a seller's praise belongs ; +She passes praise ; then praise too short doth blot . +A wither'd hermit , five-score winters worn , +Might shake off fifty , looking in her eye : +Beauty doth varnish age , as if new-born , +And gives the crutch the cradle's infancy . +O ! 'tis the sun that maketh all things shine . + +By heaven , thy love is black as ebony . + +Is ebony like her ? O wood divine ! +A wife of such wood were felicity . +O ! who can give an oath ? where is a book ? +That I may swear beauty doth beauty lack , +If that she learn not of her eye to look : +No face is fair that is not full so black . + +O paradox ! Black is the badge of hell , +The hue of dungeons and the scowl of night ; +And beauty's crest becomes the heavens well . + +Devils soonest tempt , resembling spirits of light . +O ! if in black my lady's brows be deck'd , +It mourns that painting and usurping hair +Should ravish doters with a false aspect ; +And therefore is she born to make black fair . +Her favour turns the fashion of the days , +For native blood is counted painting now : +And therefore red , that would avoid dispraise , +Paints itself black , to imitate her brow . + +To look like her are chimney-sweepers black . + +And since her time are colliers counted bright . + +And Ethiops of their sweet complexion crack . + +Dark needs no candles now , for dark is light . + +Your mistresses dare never come in rain , +For fear their colours should be wash'd away . + +'Twere good yours did ; for , sir , to tell you plain , +I'll find a fairer face not wash'd to-day . + +I'll prove her fair , or talk till doomsday here . + +No devil will fright thee then so much as she . + +I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear . + +Look , here's thy love : + +my foot and her face see . + +O ! if the streets were paved with thine eyes , +Her feet were much too dainty for such tread . + +O vile ! then , as she goes , what upward lies +The street should see as she walk'd over head . + +But what of this ? Are we not all in love ? + +Nothing so sure ; and thereby all forsworn . + +Then leave this chat ; and good Berowne , now prove +Our loving lawful , and our faith not torn . + +Ay , marry , there ; some flattery for this evil . + +O ! some authority how to proceed ; +Some tricks , some quillets , how to cheat the devil . + +Some salve for perjury . + +O , 'tis more than need . +Have at you , then , affection's men-at-arms : +Consider what you first did swear unto , +To fast , to study , and to see no woman ; +Flat treason 'gainst the kingly state of youth . +Say , can you fast ? your stomachs are too young , +And abstinence engenders maladies . +And where that you have vow'd to study , lords , +In that each of you hath forsworn his book , +Can you still dream and pore and thereon look ? +For when would you , my lord , or you , or you , +Have found the ground of study's excellence +Without the beauty of a woman's face ? +From women's eyes this doctrine I derive : +They are the ground , the books , the academes , +From whence doth spring the true Promethean fire . +Why , universal plodding poisons up +The nimble spirits in the arteries , +As motion and long-during action tires +The sinewy vigour of the traveller . +Now , for not looking on a woman's face , +You have in that forsworn the use of eyes , +And study too , the causer of your vow ; +For where is any author in the world +Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye ? +Learning is but an adjunct to ourself , +And where we are our learning likewise is : +Then when ourselves we see in ladies' eyes , +Do we not likewise see our learning there ? +O ! we have made a vow to study , lords , +And in that vow we have forsworn our books : +For when would you , my liege , or you , or you , +In leaden contemplation have found out +Such fiery numbers as the prompting eyes +Of beauty's tutors have enrich'd you with ? +Other slow arts entirely keep the brain , +And therefore , finding barren practisers , +Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil ; +But love , first learned in a lady's eyes , +Lives not alone immured in the brain , +But , with the motion of all elements , +Courses as swift as thought in every power , +And gives to every power a double power , +Above their functions and their offices . +It adds a precious seeing to the eye ; +A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind ; +A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound , +When the suspicious head of theft is stopp'd : +Love's feeling is more soft and sensible +Than are the tender horns of cockled snails : +Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste . +For valour , is not Love a Hercules , +Still climbing trees in the Hesperides ? +Subtle as Sphinx ; as sweet and musical +As bright Apollo's lute , strung with his hair ; +And when Love speaks , the voice of all the gods +Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony . +Never durst poet touch a pen to write +Until his ink were temper'd with Love's sighs ; +O ! then his lines would ravish savage ears , +And plant in tyrants mild humility . +From women's eyes this doctrine I derive : +They sparkle still the right Promethean fire ; +They are the books , the arts , the academes , +That show , contain , and nourish all the world ; +Else none at all in aught proves excellent . +Then fools you were these women to forswear , +Or , keeping what is sworn , you will prove fools . +For wisdom's sake , a word that all men love , +Or for love's sake , a word that loves all men , +Or for men's sake , the authors of these women ; +Or women's sake , by whom we men are men , +Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves , +Or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths . +It is religion to be thus forsworn ; +For charity itself fulfils the law ; +And who can sever love from charity ? + +Saint Cupid , then ! and , soldiers , to the field ! + +Advance your standards , and upon them , lords ! +Pell-mell , down with them ! but be first advis'd , +In conflict that you get the sun of them . + +Now to plain-dealing ; lay these glozes by ; +Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France ? + +And win them too : therefore let us devise +Some entertainment for them in their tents . + +First , from the park let us conduct them thither ; +Then homeward every man attach the hand +Of his fair mistress : in the afternoon +We will with some strange pastime solace them , +Such as the shortness of the time can shape ; +For revels , dances , masks , and merry hours , +Forerun fair Love , strewing her way with flowers . + +Away , away ! no time shall be omitted , +That will betime , and may by us be fitted . + +Allons ! allons ! Sow'd cockle reap'd no corn ; +And justice always whirls in equal measure : +Light wenches may prove plagues to men forsworn ; +If so , our copper buys no better treasure . + +Satis quod sufficit . + +I praise God for you , sir : your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious ; pleasant without scurrility , witty without affection , audacious without impudency , learned without opinion , and strange without heresy . I did converse this quondam day with a companion of the king's , who is intituled , nominated , or called , Don Adriano de Armado . + +Novi hominem tanquam te : his humour is lofty , his discourse peremptory , his tongue field , his eye ambitious , his gait majestical , and his general behaviour vain , ridiculous , and thrasonical . He is too picked , too spruce , too affected , too odd , as it were , too peregrinate , as I may call it . + +A most singular and choice epithet . + + +He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument . I abhor such fanatical phantasimes , such insociable and point-devise companions ; such rackers of orthography , as to speak dout , fine , when he should say , doubt ; det , when he should pronounce , debt ,d , e , b , t , not d , e , t : he clepeth a calf , cauf ; half , hauf ; neighbour vocatur nebour , neigh abbreviated ne . This is abhominable , which he would call abominable ,it insinuateth me of insanie : anne intelligis , domine ? To make frantic , lunatic . + +Laus Deo bone intelligo . + +Bone ? bone , for bene : Priscian a little scratched ; 'twill serve . + + +Videsne quis venit ? + +Video , et gaudeo . + +Chirrah ! + +Quare Chirrah , not sirrah ? + +Men of peace , well encountered . + +Most military sir , salutation . + +They have been at a great feast of languages , and stolen the scraps . + +O ! they have lived long on the almsbasket of words . I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word ; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus : thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon . + +Peace ! the peal begins . + +Monsieur , are you not lettered ? + +Yes , yes ; he teaches boys the hornbook . What is a , b , spelt backward , with the horn on his head ? + +Ba , pueritia , with a horn added . + +Ba ! most silly sheep with a horn . You hear his learning . + +Quis , quis , thou consonant ? + +The third of the five vowels , if you repeat them ; or the fifth , if I . + +I will repeat them ,a , e , i , + +The sheep ; the other two concludes it ,o , u . + +Now , by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum , a sweet touch , a quick venew of wit ! snip , snap , quick and home ! it rejoiceth my intellect : true wit ! + +Offered by a child to an old man ; which is wit-old . + +What is the figure ? what is the figure ? + +Horns . + +Thou disputest like an infant ; go , whip thy gig . + +Lend me your horn to make one , and I will whip about your infamy circum circa . A gig of a cuckold's horn . + +An I had but one penny in the world , thou shouldst have it to buy gingerbread . Hold , there is the very remuneration I had of thy master , thou halfpenny purse of wit , thou pigeon-egg of discretion . O ! an the heavens were so pleased that thou wert but my bastard , what a joyful father wouldst thou make me . Go to ; thou hast it ad dunghill , at the fingers' ends , as they say . + +O ! I smell false Latin ; dunghill for unguem . + +Arts-man , pr ambula : we will be singled from the barbarous . Do you not educate youth at the charge-house on the top of the mountain ? + +Or mons , the hill . + +At your sweet pleasure , for the mountain . + +I do , sans question . + +Sir , it is the king's most sweet pleasure and affection to congratulate the princess at her pavilion in the posteriors of this day , which the rude multitude call the afternoon . + +The posterior of the day , most generous sir , is liable , congruent , and measurable for the afternoon : the word is well culled , chose , sweet and apt , I do assure you , sir ; I do assure . + +Sir , the king is a noble gentleman , and my familiar , I do assure ye , very good friend . For what is inward between us , let it pass : I do beseech thee , remember thy curtsy ; I beseech thee , apparel thy head : and among other importunate and most serious designs , and of great import indeed , too , but let that pass : for I must tell thee , it will please his Grace , by the world , sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder , and with his royal finger , thus dally with my excrement , with my mustachio : but , sweet heart , let that pass . By the world , I recount no fable : some certain special honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart to Armado , a soldier , a man of travel , that hath seen the world : but let that pass . The very all of all is , but , sweet heart , I do implore secrecy , that the king would have me present the princess , sweet chuck , with some delightful ostentation , or show , or pageant , or antick , or fire-work . Now , understanding that the curate and your sweet self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking out of mirth , as it were , I have acquainted you withal , to the end to crave your assistance . + +Sir , you shall present before her the Nine Worthies . Sir Nathaniel , as concerning some entertainment of time , some show in the posterior of this day , to be rendered by our assistance , at the king's command , and this most gallant , illustrate , and learned gentleman , before the princess ; I say , none so fit as to present the Nine Worthies . + +Where will you find men worthy enough to present them ? + +Joshua , yourself ; myself , or this gallant gentleman , Judas Maccab us ; this swain , because of his great limb , or joint , shall pass Pompey the Great ; the page , Hercules , + +Pardon , sir ; error : he is not quantity enough for that Worthy's thumb : he is not so big as the end of his club . + +Shall I have audience ? he shall present Hercules in minority : his enter and exit shall be strangling a snake ; and I will have an apology for that purpose . + +An excellent device ! so , if any of the audience hiss , you may cry , 'Well done , Hercules ! now thou crushest the snake !' that is the way to make an offence gracious , though few have the grace to do it . + +For the rest of the Worthies ? + +I will play three myself . + +Thrice-worthy gentleman ! + +Shall I tell you a thing ? + +We attend . + +We will have , if this fadge not , an antick . I beseech you , follow . + +Via , goodman Dull ! thou hast spoken no word all this while . + +Nor understood none neither , sir . + +Allons ! we will employ thee . + +I'll make one in a dance , or so ; or I will play the tabor to the Worthies , and let them dance the hay . + +Most dull , honest Dull , to our sport , away ! + + +Sweet hearts , we shall be rich ere we depart , +If fairings come thus plentifully in : lady wall'd about with diamonds ! +Look you what I have from the loving king . + +Madam , came nothing else along with that ? + +Nothing but this ! yes , as much love in rime +As would be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper , +Writ o' both sides the leaf , margent and all , +That he was fain to seal on Cupid's name . + +That was the way to make his godhead wax ; +For he hath been five thousand years a boy . + +Ay , and a shrewd unhappy gallows too . + +You'll ne'er be friends with him : a' kill'd your sister . + +He made her melancholy , sad , and heavy ; +And so she died : had she been light , like you , +Of such a merry , nimble , stirring spirit , +She might ha' been a grandam ere she died ; +And so may you , for a light heart lives long . + +What's your dark meaning , mouse , of this light word ? + +A light condition in a beauty dark . + +We need more light to find your meaning out . + +You'll mar the light by taking it in snuff ; +Therefore , I'll darkly end the argument . + +Look , what you do , you do it still i' the dark . + +So do not you , for you are a light wench . + +Indeed I weigh not you , and therefore light . + +You weigh me not . O ! that's you care not for me . + +Great reason ; for , 'past cure is still past care .' + +Well bandied both ; a set of wit well play'd . +But Rosaline , you have a favour too : +Who sent it ? and what is it ? + +I would you knew : +An if my face were but as fair as yours , +My favour were as great ; be witness this . +Nay , I have verses too , I thank Berowne : +The numbers true ; and , were the numb'ring too , +I were the fairest goddess on the ground : +I am compar'd to twenty thousand fairs . +O ! he hath drawn my picture in his letter . + +Anything like ? + +Much in the letters , nothing in the praise . + +Beauteous as ink ; a good conclusion . + +Fair as a text B in a copy-book . + +'Ware pencils ! how ? let me not die your debtor . +My red dominical , my golden letter : +O , that your face were not so full of O's ! + +A pox of that jest ! and beshrew all shrows ! + +But what was sent to you from fair Dumaine ? + +Madam , this glove . + +Did he not send you twain ? + +Yes , madam ; and moreover , +Some thousand verses of a faithful lover : +A huge translation of hypocrisy , +Vilely compil'd , profound simplicity . + +This , and these pearls to me sent Longaville : +The letter is too long by half a mile . + +I think no less . Dost thou not wish in heart +The chain were longer and the letter short ? + +Ay , or I would these hands might never part . + +We are wise girls to mock our lovers so . + +They are worse fools to purchase mocking so . +That same Berowne I'll torture ere I go . +O that I knew he were but in by the week ! +How I would make him fawn , and beg , and seek , +And wait the season , and observe the times , +And spend his prodigal wits in bootless rimes , +And shape his service wholly to my hests , +And make him proud to make me proud that jests ! +So perttaunt-like would I o'ersway his state +That he should be my fool , and I his fate . + +None are so surely caught , when they are catch'd , +As wit turn'd fool : folly , in wisdom hatch'd , +Hath wisdom's warrant and the help of school +And wit's own grace to grace a learned fool . + +The blood of youth burns not with such excess +As gravity's revolt to wantonness . + +Folly in fools bears not so strong a note +As foolery in the wise , when wit doth dote ; +Since all the power thereof it doth apply +To prove , by wit , worth in simplicity . + + +Here comes Boyet , and mirth is in his face . + +O ! I am stabb'd with laughter . Where's her Grace ? + +Thy news , Boyet ? + +Prepare , madam , prepare ! +Arm , wenches , arm ! encounters mounted are +Against your peace : Love doth approach disguis'd , +Armed in arguments ; you'll be surpris'd : +Muster your wits ; stand in your own defence ; +Or hide your heads like cowards , and fly hence . + +Saint Denis to Saint Cupid ! What are they +That charge their breath against us ? say , scout , say . + +Under the cool shade of a sycamore +I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour , +When , lo ! to interrupt my purpos'd rest , +Toward that shade I might behold addrest +The king and his companions : warily +I stole into a neighbour thicket by , +And overheard what you shall overhear ; +That , by and by , disguis'd they will be here . +Their herald is a pretty knavish page , +That well by heart hath conn'd his embassage : +Action and accent did they teach him there ; +'Thus must thou speak , and thus thy body bear .' +And ever and anon they made a doubt +Presence majestical would put him out ; +'For ,' quoth the king , 'an angel shalt thou see ; +Yet fear not thou , but speak audaciously .' +The boy replied , 'An angel is not evil ; +I should have fear'd her had she been a devil .' +With that all laugh'd and clapp'd him on the shoulder , +Making the bold wag by their praises bolder . +One rubb'd his elbow thus , and fleer'd , and swore +A better speech was never spoke before ; +Another , with his finger and his thumb , +Cry'd 'Via ! we will do't , come what will come ;' +The third he caper'd and cried , 'All goes well ;' +The fourth turn'd on the toe , and down he fell . +With that , they all did tumble on the ground , +With such a zealous laughter , so profound , +That in this spleen ridiculous appears , +To check their folly , passion's solemn tears . + +But what , but what , come they to visit us ? + +They do , they do ; and are apparell'd thus , +Like Muscovites or Russians , as I guess . +Their purpose is to parle , to court and dance ; +And every one his love-feat will advance +Unto his several mistress , which they'll know +By favours several which they did bestow . + +And will they so ? the gallants shall be task'd : +For , ladies , we will every one be mask'd , +And not a man of them shall have the grace , +Despite of suit , to see a lady's face . +Hold , Rosaline , this favour thou shalt wear , +And then the king will court thee for his dear : +Hold , take thou this , my sweet , and give me thine , +So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline , +And change you favours too ; so shall your loves +Woo contrary , deceiv'd by these removes . + +Come on , then ; wear the favours most in sight . + +But in this changing what is your intent ? + +The effect of my intent is , to cross theirs : +They do it but in mocking merriment ; +And mock for mock is only my intent . +Their several counsels they unbosom shall +To loves mistook and so be mock'd withal +Upon the next occasion that we meet , +With visages display'd , to talk and greet . + +But shall we dance , if they desire us to't ? + +No , to the death , we will not move a foot : +Nor to their penn'd speech render we no grace ; +But while 'tis spoke each turn away her face . + +Why , that contempt will kill the speaker's heart , +And quite divorce his memory from his part . + +Therefore I do it ; and I make no doubt , +The rest will ne'er come in , if he be out . +There's no such sport as sport by sport o'erthrown , +To make theirs ours and ours none but our own : +So shall we stay , mocking intended game , +And they , well mock'd , depart away with shame . + + +The trumpet sounds : be mask'd ; the maskers come . + + +All hail , the richest beauties on the earth ! + +Beauties no richer than rich taffeta . + +A holy parcel of the fairest dames , + +That ever turn'd their backs to mortal views ! + +'Their eyes ,' villain , 'their eyes .' + +That ever turn'd their eyes to mortal views ! +Out + +True ; 'out ,' indeed . + +'Out of your favours , heavenly spirits , vouchsafe +Not to behold' + +'Once to behold ,' rogue . + +'Once to behold with your sun-beamed eyes , +with your sun-beamed eyes' + +They will not answer to that epithet ; +You were best call it 'daughter-beamed eyes .' + +They do not mark me , and that brings me out . + +Is this your perfectness ? be gone , you rogue ! + + +What would these strangers ? know their minds , Boyet : +If they do speak our language , 'tis our will +That some plain man recount their purposes : +Know what they would . + +What would you with the princess ? + +Nothing but peace and gentle visitation . + +What would they , say they ? + +Nothing but peace and gentle visitation . + +Why , that they have ; and bid them so be gone . + +She says , you have it , and you may be gone . + +Say to her , we have measur'd many miles , +To tread a measure with her on this grass . + +They say , that they have measur'd many a mile , +To tread a measure with you on this grass . + +It is not so . Ask them how many inches +Is in one mile : if they have measur'd many , +The measure then of one is easily told . + +If to come hither you have measur'd miles , +And many miles , the princess bids you tell +How many inches do fill up one mile . + +Tell her we measure them by weary steps . + +She hears herself . + +How many weary steps , +Of many weary miles you have o'ergone , +Are number'd in the travel of one mile ? + +We number nothing that we spend for you : +Our duty is so rich , so infinite , +That we may do it still without accompt . +Vouchsafe to show the sunshine of your face , +That we , like savages , may worship it . + +My face is but a moon , and clouded too . + +Blessed are clouds , to do as such clouds do ! +Vouchsafe , bright moon , and these thy stars , to shine , +Those clouds remov'd , upon our wat'ry eyne . + +O vain petitioner ! beg a greater matter ; +Thou now request'st but moonshine in the water . + +Then , in our measure but vouchsafe one change . +Thou bid'st me beg ; this begging is not strange . + +Play , music , then ! Nay , you must do it soon . + +Not yet ! no dance ! thus change I like the moon . + +Will you not dance ? How come you thus estrang'd ? + +You took the moon at full , but now she's chang'd . + +Yet still she is the moon , and I the man . +The music plays ; vouchsafe some motion to it . + +Our ears vouchsafe it . + +But your legs should do it . + +Since you are strangers , and come here by chance , +We'll not be nice : take hands : we will not dance . + +Why take we hands then ? + +Only to part friends . +Curtsy , sweet hearts ; and so the measure ends . + +More measure of this measure : be not nice . + +We can afford no more at such a price . + +Prize you yourselves ? what buys your company ? + +Your absence only . + +That can never be . + +Then cannot we be bought : and so , adieu ; +Twice to your visor , and half once to you ! + +If you deny to dance , let's hold more chat . + +In private , then . + +I am best pleas'd with that . + + +White-handed mistress , one sweet word with thee . + +Honey , and milk , and sugar ; there are three . + +Nay then , two treys , an if you grow so nice , +Metheglin , wort , and malmsey : well run , dice ! +There's half a dozen sweets . + +Seventh sweet , adieu : +Since you can cog , I'll play no more with you . + +One word in secret . + +Let it not be sweet . + +Thou griev'st my gall . + +Gall ! bitter . + +Therefore meet . + + +Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word ? + +Name it . + +Fair lady , + +Say you so ? Fair lord , +Take that for your fair lady . + +Please it you , +As much in private , and I'll bid adieu . + + +What ! was your visor made without a tongue ? + +I know the reason , lady , why you ask . + +O ! for your reason ; quickly , sir ; I long . + +You have a double tongue within your mask , +And would afford my speechless visor half . + +'Veal ,' quoth the Dutchman . Is not 'veal' a calf ? + +A calf , fair lady ! + +No , a fair lord calf . + +Let's part the word . + +No , I'll not be your half : +Take all , and wean it : it may prove an ox . + +Look , how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks . +Will you give horns , chaste lady ? do not so . + +Then die a calf , before your horns do grow . + +One word in private with you , ere I die . + +Bleat softly then ; the butcher hears you cry . + + +The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen +As is the razor's edge invisible , +Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen , +Above the sense of sense ; so sensible +Seemeth their conference ; their conceits have wings +Fleeter than arrows , bullets , wind , thought , swifter things . + +Not one word more , my maids : break off , break off . + +By heaven , all dry-beaten with pure scoff ! + +Farewell , mad wenches : you have simple wits . + +Twenty adieus , my frozen Muscovits . + +Are these the breed of wits so wonder'd at ? + +Tapers they are , with your sweet breaths puff'd out . + +Well-liking wits they have ; gross , gross ; fat , fat . + +O poverty in wit , kingly-poor flout ! +Will they not , think you , hang themselves to-night ? +Or ever , but in visors , show their faces ? +This pert Berowne was out of countenance quite . + +O ! they were all in lamentable cases . +The king was weeping-ripe for a good word . + +Berowne did swear himself out of all suit . + +Dumaine was at my service , and his sword : +'No point ,' quoth I : my servant straight was mute . + +Lord Longaville said , I came o'er his heart ; +And trow you what he call'd me ? + +Qualm , perhaps . + +Yes , in good faith . + +Go , sickness as thou art ! + +Well , better wits have worn plain statutecaps . +But will you hear ? the king is my love sworn . + +And quick Berowne hath plighted faith to me . + +And Longaville was for my service born . + +Dumaine is mine , as sure as bark on tree . + +Madam , and pretty mistresses , give ear : +Immediately they will again be here +In their own shapes ; for it can never be +They will digest this harsh indignity . + +Will they return ? + +They will , they will , God knows ; +And leap for joy , though they are lame with blows : +Therefore change favours ; and , when they repair , +Blow like sweet roses in this summer air . + +How blow ? how blow ? speak to be understood . + +Fair ladies mask'd , are roses in their bud : +Dismask'd , their damask sweet commixture shown , +Are angels vailing clouds , or roses blown . + +Avaunt perplexity ! What shall we do +If they return in their own shapes to woo ? + +Good madam , if by me you'll be advis'd , +Let's mock them still , as well known as disguis'd . +Let us complain to them what fools were here , +Disguis'd like Muscovites , in shapeless gear ; +And wonder what they were , and to what end +Their shallow shows and prologue vilely penn'd , +And their rough carriage so ridiculous , +Should be presented at our tent to us . + +Ladies , withdraw : the gallants are at hand . + +Whip to your tents , as roes run over land . + +Fair sir , God save you ! Where is the princess ? + +Gone to her tent . Please it your majesty , +Command me any service to her thither ? + +That she vouchsafe me audience for one word . + +I will ; and so will she , I know , my lord . + + +This fellow pecks up wit , as pigeons pease , +And utters it again when God doth please : +He is wit's pedlar , and retails his wares +At wakes and wassails , meetings , markets , fairs ; +And we that sell by gross , the Lord doth know , +Have not the grace to grace it with such show . +This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve ; +Had he been Adam , he had tempted Eve : +He can carve too , and lisp : why , this is he +That kiss'd his hand away in courtesy ; +This is the ape of form , monsieur the nice , +That , when he plays at tables , chides the dice +In honourable terms : nay , he can sing +A mean most meanly , and in ushering +Mend him who can : the ladies call him , sweet ; +The stairs , as he treads on them , kiss his feet . +This is the flower that smiles on every one , +To show his teeth as white as whales-bone ; +And consciences , that will not die in debt , +Pay him the due of honey-tongu'd Boyet . + +A blister on his sweet tongue , with my heart , +That put Armado's page out of his part ! + + +See where it comes ! Behaviour , what wert thou , +Till this man show'd thee ? and what art thou now ? + +All hail , sweet madam , and fair time of day ! + +'Fair ,' in 'all hail ,' is foul , as I conceive . + +Construe my speeches better , if you may . + +Then wish me better : I will give you leave . + +We came to visit you , and purpose now +To lead you to our court : vouchsafe it then . + +This field shall hold me , and so hold your vow : +Nor God , nor I , delights in perjur'd men . + +Rebuke me not for that which you provoke : +The virtue of your eye must break my oath . + +You nick-name virtue ; vice you should have spoke ; +For virtue's office never breaks men's troth . +Now , by my maiden honour , yet as pure +As the unsullied lily , I protest , +A world of torments though I should endure , +I would not yield to be your house's guest ; +So much I hate a breaking cause to be +Of heavenly oaths , vow'd with integrity . + +O ! you have liv'd in desolation here , +Unseen , unvisited , much to our shame . + +Not so , my lord ; it is not so , I swear ; +We have had pastime here and pleasant game . +A mess of Russians left us but of late . + +How , madam ! Russians ? + +Ay , in truth , my lord ; +Trim gallants , full of courtship and of state . + +Madam , speak true . It is not so , my lord : +My lady , to the manner of the days , +In courtesy gives undeserving praise . +We four , indeed , confronted were with four +In Russian habit : here they stay'd an hour , +And talk'd apace ; and in that hour , my lord , +They did not bless us with one happy word . +I dare not call them fools ; but this I think , +When they are thirsty , fools would fam have drink . + +This jest is dry to me . Fair gentle sweet , +Your wit makes wise things foolish : when we greet , +With eyes best seeing , heaven's fiery eye , +By light we lose light : your capacity +Is of that nature that to your huge store +Wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor . + +This proves you wise and rich , for in my eye + +I am a fool , and full of poverty . + +But that you take what doth to you belong , +It were a fault to snatch words from my tongue . + +O ! I am yours , and all that I possess . + +All the fool mine ? + +I cannot give you less . + +Which of the visors was it that you wore ? + +Where ? when ? what visor ? why demand you this ? + +There , then , that visor ; that superfluous case +That hid the worse , and show'd the better face . + +We are descried : they'll mock us now downright . + +Let us confess , and turn it to a jest . + +Amaz'd , my lord ? Why looks your highness sad ? + +Help ! hold his brows ! he'll swound . +Why look you pale ? +Sea-sick , I think , coming from Muscovy . + +Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury . +Can any face of brass hold longer out ? +Here stand I , lady ; dart thy skill at me ; +Bruise me with scorn , confound me with a flout ; +Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance ; +Cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit ; +And I will wish thee never more to dance , +Nor never more in Russian habit wait . +O ! never will I trust to speeches penn'd , +Nor to the motion of a school-boy's tongue , +Nor never come in visor to my friend , +Nor woo in rime , like a blind harper's song , +Taffeta phrases , silken terms precise , +Three-pil'd hyperboles , spruce affectation , +Figures pedantical ; these summer flies +Have blown me full of maggot ostentation : +I do forswear them ; and I here protest , +By this white glove ,how white the hand , +God knows , +Henceforth my wooing mind shall be express'd +In russet yeas and honest kersey noes : +And , to begin , wench ,so God help me , la ! +My love to thee is sound , sans crack or flaw . + +Sans 'sans ,' I pray you . + +Yet I have a trick +Of the old rage : bear with me , I am sick ; +I'll leave it by degrees . Soft ! let us see : +Write , 'Lord have mercy on us' on those three ; +They are infected , in their hearts it lies ; +They have the plague , and caught it of your eyes : +These lords are visited ; you are not free , +For the Lord's tokens on you do I see . + +No , they are free that gave these tokens to us . + +Our states are forfeit : seek not to undo us . + +It is not so . For how can this be true , +That you stand forfeit , being those that sue ? + +Peace ! for I will not have to do with you . + +Nor shall not , if I do as I intend . + +Speak for yourselves : my wit is at an end . + +Teach us , sweet madam , for our rude transgression +Some fair excuse . + +The fairest is confession . +Were you not here , but even now , disguis'd ? + +Madam , I was . + +And were you well advis'd ? + +I was , fair madam . + +When you then were here , +What did you whisper in your lady's ear ? + +That more than all the world I did respect her . + +When she shall challenge this , you will reject her . + +Upon mine honour , no . + +Peace ! peace ! forbear ; +Your oath once broke , you force not to forswear . + +Despise me , when I break this oath of mine . + +I will ; and therefore keep it . Rosaline , +What did the Russian whisper in your ear ? + +Madam , he swore that he did hold me dear +As precious eyesight , and did value me +Above this world ; adding thereto , moreover , +That he would wed me , or else die my lover . + +God give thee joy of him ! the noble lord +Most honourably doth uphold his word . + +What mean you , madam ? by my life , my troth , +I never swore this lady such an oath . + +By heaven you did ; and to confirm it plain , +You gave me this : but take it , sir , again . + +My faith and this the princess I did give : +I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve . + +Pardon me , sir , this jewel did she wear ; +And Lord Berowne , I thank him , is my dear . +What , will you have me , or your pearl again ? + +Neither of either ; I remit both twain . +I see the trick on't : here was a consent , +Knowing aforehand of our merriment , +To dash it like a Christmas comedy . +Some carry-tale , some please-man , some slight zany , +Some mumble-news , some trencher-knight , some Dick , +That smiles his cheek in years , and knows the trick +To make my lady laugh when she's dispos'd , +Told our intents before ; which once disclos'd , +The ladies did change favours , and then we , +Following the signs , woo'd but the sign of she . +Now , to our perjury to add more terror , +We are again forsworn , in will and error . +Much upon this it is : + +and might not you +Forestall our sport , to make us thus untrue ? +Do not you know my lady's foot by the squire , +And laugh upon the apple of her eye ? +And stand between her back , sir , and the fire , +Holding a trencher , jesting merrily ? +You put our page out : go , you are allow'd ; +Die when you will , a smock shall be your shroud . +You leer upon me , do you ? there's an eye +Wounds like a leaden sword . + +Full merrily +Hath this brave manage , this career , been run . + +Lo ! he is tilting straight . Peace ! I have done . + +Welcome , pure wit ! thou partest a fair fray . + +O Lord , sir , they would know +Whether the three Worthies shall come in or no . + +What , are there but three ? + +No , sir ; but it is vara fine , +For every one pursents three . + +And three times thrice is nine . + +Not so , sir ; under correction , sir , I hope , it is not so . +You cannot beg us , sir , I can assure you , sir ; we know what we know : +I hope , sir , three times thrice , sir , + +Is not nine . + +Under correction , sir , we know whereuntil it doth amount . + +By Jove , I always took three threes for nine . + +O Lord , sir ! it were pity you should get your living by reckoning , sir . + +How much is it ? + +O Lord , sir ! the parties themselves , the actors , sir , will show whereuntil it doth amount : for mine own part , I am , as they say , but to parfect one man in one poor man , Pompion the Great , sir . + +Art thou one of the Worthies ? + +It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompion the Great : for mine own part , I know not the degree of the Worthy , but I am to stand for him . + +Go , bid them prepare . + +We will turn it finely off , sir ; we will take some care . + + +Berowne , they will shame us ; let them not approach . + +We are shame-proof , my lord ; and 'tis some policy +To have one show worse than the king's and his company . + +I say they shall not come . + +Nay , my good lord , let me o'errule you now . +That sport best pleases that doth least know how ; +Where zeal strives to content , and the contents +Die in the zeal of those which it presents ; +Their form confounded makes most form in mirth , +When great things labouring perish in their birth . + +A right description of our sport , my lord . + + +Anointed , I implore so much expense of thy royal sweet breath as will utter a brace of words . + + +Doth this man serve God ? + +Why ask you ? + +He speaks not like a man of God's making , + +That's all one , my fair , sweet , honey monarch ; for , I protest , the schoolmaster is exceeding fantastical ; too-too vain ; too-too vain : but we will put it , as they say , to fortuna de la guerra . I wish you the peace of mind , most royal couplement ! + + +Here is like to be a good presence of Worthies . He presents Hector of Troy ; the swain , Pompey the Great ; the parish curate , Alexander ; Armado's page , Hercules ; the pedant , Judas Maccab us : +And if these four Worthies in their first show thrive , +These four will change habits and present the other five . + +There is five in the first show . + +You are deceived , 'tis not so . + +The pedant , the braggart , the hedgepriest , the fool , and the boy : +Abate throw at novum , and the whole world again +Cannot pick out five such , take each one in his vein . + +The ship is under sail , and here she comes amain . + + +I Pompey am , + +You lie , you are not he . + +I Pompey am , + +With libbard's head on knee . + +Well said , old mocker : I must needs be friends with thee . + +I Pompey am , Pompey surnam'd the Big , + +'The Great .' + +It is 'Great ,' sir ; Pompey surnam'd the Great ; +That oft in field , with targe and shield , did make my foe to sweat : +And travelling along this coast , I here am come by chance , +And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of France . +If your ladyship would say , 'Thanks , Pompey ,' I had done . + +Great thanks , great Pompey . + +'Tis not so much worth ; but I hope I was perfect . I made a little fault in 'Great .' + +My hat to a halfpenny , Pompey proves the best Worthy . + + +When in the world I liv'd , I was the world's commander ; +By east , west , north , and south , I spread my conquering might : +My scutcheon plain declares that I am Alisander , + +Your nose says , no , you are not ; for it stands too right . + +Your nose smells 'no ,' in this , most tender-smelling knight . + +The conqueror is dismay'd . Proceed , good Alexander . + +When in the world I liv'd , I was the world's commander ; + +Most true ; 'tis right : you were so , Alisander . + +Pompey the Great , + +Your servant , and Costard . + +Take away the conqueror , take away Alisander . + + +There , an't shall please you : a foolish mild man ; an honest man , look you , and soon dashed ! He is a marvellous good neighbour , faith , and a very good bowler ; but , for Alisander ,alas , you see how 'tis ,a little o'erparted . But there are Worthies a-coming will speak their mind in some other sort . + +Stand aside , good Pompey . + + +Great Hercules is presented by this imp , +Whose club kill'd Cerberus , that three-headed canis ; +And , when he was a babe , a child , a shrimp , +Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus . +Quoniam , he seemeth in minority , +Ergo , I come with this apology . +Keep some state in thy exit , and vanish . + +Judas I am . + +A Judas ! + +Not Iscariot , sir . +Judas I am , ycleped Maccab us . + +Judas Maccab us clipt is plain Judas . + +A kissing traitor . How art thou prov'd Judas ? + +Judas I am . + +The more shame for you , Judas . + +What mean you , sir ? + +To make Judas hang himself . + +Begin , sir ; you are my elder . + +Well follow'd : Judas was hanged on an elder . + +I will not be put out of countenance . + +Because thou hast no face . + +What is this ? + +A cittern-head . + +The head of a bodkin . + +A death's face in a ring . + +The face of an old Roman coin , scarce seen . + +The pommel of C sar's falchion . + +The carved-bone face on a flask . + +Saint George's half-cheek in a brooch . + +Ay , and in a brooch of lead . + +Ay , and worn in the cap of a toothdrawer . +And now forward ; for we have put thee in countenance . + +You have put me out of countenance . + +False : we have given thee faces . + +But you have outfaced them all . + +An thou wert a lion , we would do so . + +Therefore , as he is an ass , let him go . +And so adieu , sweet Jude ! nay , why dost thou stay ? + +For the latter end of his name . + +For the ass to the Jude ? give it him :Jud-as , away ! + +This is not generous , not gentle , not humble . + +A light for Monsieur Judas ! it grows dark , he may stumble . + +Alas ! poor Maccab us , how hath he been baited . + + +Hide thy head , Achilles : here comes Hector in arms . + +Though my mocks come home by me , I will now be merry . + +Hector was but a Troyan in respect of this . + +But is this Hector ? + +I think Hector was not so clean-timbered . + +His calf is too big for Hector . + +More calf , certain . + +No ; he is best indued in the small . + +This cannot be Hector . + +He's a god or a painter ; for he makes faces . + +The armipotent Mars , of lances the almighty , +Gave Hector a gift , + +A gilt nutmeg . + +A lemon . + +Stuck with cloves . + +No , cloven . + +Peace ! +The armipotent Mars , of lances the almighty , Gave Hector a gift , the heir of Ilion ; +A man so breath'd , that certain he would fight ye +From morn till night , out of his pavilion . +I am that flower , + +That mint . + +That columbine . + +Sweet Lord Longaville , rein thy tongue . + +I must rather give it the rein , for it runs against Hector . + +Ay , and Hector's a greyhound . + +The sweet war-man is dead and rotten ; sweet chucks , beat not the bones of the buried ; when he breathed , he was a man . But I will forward with my device . + +Sweet royalty , bestow on me the sense of hearing . + +Speak , brave Hector ; we are much delighted . + +I do adore thy sweet Grace's slipper . + +Loves her by the foot . + +He may not by the yard . + +This Hector far surmounted Hannibal , + +The party is gone ; fellow Hector , she is gone ; she is two months on her way . + +What meanest thou ? + +Faith , unless you play the honest Troyan , the poor wench is cast away : she's quick ; the child brags in her belly already : 'tis yours . + +Dost thou infamonize me among potentates ? Thou shalt die . + +Then shall Hector be whipped for Jaquenetta that is quick by him , and hanged for Pompey that is dead by him . + +Most rare Pompey ! + +Renowned Pompey ! + +Greater than great , great , great , great Pompey ! Pompey the Huge ! + +Hector trembles . + +Pompey is moved . More Ates , more Ates ! stir them on ! stir them on ! + +Hector will challenge him . + +Ay , if a' have no more man's blood in's belly than will sup a flea . + +By the north pole , I do challenge thee . + +I will not fight with a pole , like a northern man : I'll slash ; I'll do it by the sword . I bepray you , let me borrow my arms again . + +Room for the incensed Worthies ! + +I'll do it in my shirt . + +Most resolute Pompey ! + +Master , let me take you a button-hole lower . Do you not see Pompey is uncasing for the combat ? What mean you ? you will lose your reputation . + +Gentlemen and soldiers , pardon me ; I will not combat in my shirt . + +You may not deny it ; Pompey hath made the challenge . + +Sweet bloods , I both may and will . + +What reason have you for't ? + +The naked truth of it is , I have no shirt . I go woolward for penance . + +True , and it was enjoined him in Rome for want of linen ; since when , I'll be sworn , he wore none but a dish-clout of Jaquenetta's , and that a' wears next his heart for a favour . + + +God save you , madam ! + +Welcome , Marcade ; +But that thou interrupt'st our merriment . + +I am sorry , madam ; for the news I bring +Is heavy in my tongue . The king your father + +Dead , for my life ! + +Even so : my tale is told . + +Worthies , away ! The scene begins to cloud . + +For my own part , I breathe free breath . I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion , and I will right myself like a soldier . + + +How fares your majesty ? + +Boyet , prepare : I will away to-night . + +Madam , not so : I do beseech you , stay . + +Prepare , I say . I thank you , gracious lords , +For all your fair endeavours ; and entreat , +Out of a new-sad soul , that you vouchsafe +In your rich wisdom to excuse or hide +The liberal opposition of our spirits , +If over-boldly we have borne ourselves +In the converse of breath ; your gentleness +Was guilty of it . Farewell , worthy lord ! +A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue , +Excuse me so , coming so short of thanks +For my great suit so easily obtain'd . + +The extreme part of time extremely forms +All causes to the purpose of his speed , +And often , at his very loose , decides +That which long process could not arbitrate : +And though the mourning brow of progeny +Forbid the smiling courtesy of love +The holy suit which fain it would convince ; +Yet , since love's argument was first on foot , +Let not the cloud of sorrow justle it +From what it purpos'd ; since , to wail friends lost +Is not by much so wholesome-profitable +As to rejoice at friends but newly found . + +I understand you not : my griefs are double . + +Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief ; +And by these badges understand the king . +For your fair sakes have we neglected time , +Play'd foul play with our oaths . Your beauty , ladies , +Hath much deform'd us , fashioning our humours +Even to the opposed end of our intents ; +And what in us hath seem'd ridiculous , +As love is full of unbefitting strains ; +All wanton as a child , skipping and vain ; +Form'd by the eye , and , therefore , like the eye , +Full of stray shapes , of habits and of forms , +Varying in subjects , as the eye doth roll +To every varied object in his glance : +Which parti-coated presence of loose love +Put on by us , if , in your heavenly eyes , +Have misbecome our oaths and gravities , +Those heavenly eyes , that look into these faults , +Suggested us to make . Therefore , ladies , +Our love being yours , the error that love makes +Is likewise yours : we to ourselves prove false , +By being once false for ever to be true +To those that make us both ,fair ladies , you : +And even that falsehood , in itself a sin , +Thus purifies itself and turns to grace . + +We have receiv'd your letters full of love ; +Your favours , the embassadors of love ; +And , in our maiden council , rated them +At courtship , pleasant jest , and courtesy , +As bombast and as lining to the time . +But more devout than this in our respects +Have we not been ; and therefore met your loves +In their own fashion , like a merriment . + +Our letters , madam , show'd much more than jest . + +So did our looks . + +We did not quote them so . + +Now , at the latest minute of the hour , +Grant us your loves . + +A time , methinks , too short +To make a world-without-end bargain in . +No , no , my lord , your Grace is perjur'd much , +Full of dear guiltiness ; and therefore this : +If for my love ,as there is no such cause , +You will do aught , this shall you do for me : +Your oath I will not trust ; but go with speed +To some forlorn and naked hermitage , +Remote from all the pleasures of the world ; +There stay , until the twelve celestial signs +Have brought about their annual reckoning . +If this austere insociable life +Change not your offer made in heat of blood ; +If frosts and fasts , hard lodging and thin weeds , +Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love , +But that it bear this trial and last love ; +Then , at the expiration of the year , +Come challenge me , challenge me by these deserts , +And , by this virgin palm now kissing thine , +I will be thine ; and , till that instant , shut +My woful self up in a mourning house , +Raining the tears of lamentation +For the remembrance of my father's death . +If this thou do deny , let our hands part ; +Neither intitled in the other's heart . + +If this , or more than this , I would deny , +To flatter up these powers of mine with rest , +The sudden hand of death close up mine eye ! +Hence ever then my heart is in thy breast . + +And what to me , my love ? and what to me ? + +You must be purged too , your sins are rack'd : +You are attaint with faults and perjury ; +Therefore , if you my favour mean to get , +A twelvemonth shall you spend , and never rest , +But seek the weary beds of people sick . + +But what to me , my love ? but what to me ? + +A wife ! A beard , fair health , and honesty ; +With three-fold love I wish you all these three . + +O ! shall I say , I thank you , gentle wife ? + +Not so , my lord . A twelvemonth and a day +I'll mark no words that smooth-fac'd wooers say : +Come when the king doth to my lady come ; +Then , if I have much love , I'll give you some . + +I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then . + +Yet swear not , lest you be forsworn again . + +What says Maria ? + +At the twelvemonth's end +I'll change my black gown for a faithful friend . + +I'll stay with patience ; but the time is long . + +The liker you ; few taller are so young . + +Studies my lady ? mistress , look on me . +Behold the window of my heart , mine eye , +What humble suit attends thy answer there ; +Impose some service on me for thy love . + +Oft have I heard of you , my Lord Berowne , +Before I saw you , and the world's large tongue +Proclaims you for a man replete with mocks ; +Full of comparisons and wounding flouts , +Which you on all estates will execute +That lie within the mercy of your wit : +To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain , +And therewithal to win me , if you please , +Without the which I am not to be won , +You shall this twelvemonth term , from day to day , +Visit the speechless sick , and still converse +With groaning wretches ; and your task shall be , +With all the fierce endeavour of your wit +To enforce the pained impotent to smile . + +To move wild laughter in the throat of death ? +It cannot be ; it is impossible : +Mirth cannot move a soul in agony . + +Why , that's the way to choke a gibing spirit , +Whose influence is begot of that loose grace +Which shallow laughing hearers give to fools . +A jest's prosperity lics in the ear +Of him that hears it , never in the tongue +Of him that makes it : then , if sickly ears , +Deaf'd with the clamours of their own dear groans , +Will hear your idle scorns , continue them , +And I will have you and that fault withal ; +But if they will not , throw away that spirit , +And I shall find you empty of that fault , +Right joyful of your reformation . + +A twelvemonth ! well , befall what will befall , +I'll jest a twelvemonth in a hospital . + +Ay , sweet my lord ; and so I take my leave . + +No , madam ; we will bring you on your way . + +Our wooing doth not end like an old play ; +Jack hath not Jill ; these ladies' courtesy +Might well have made our sport a comedy . + +Come , sir , it wants a twelvemonth and a day , +And then 'twill end . + +That's too long for a play . + + +Sweet majesty , vouchsafe me , + +Was not that Hector ? + +The worthy knight of Troy . + +I will kiss thy royal finger , and take leave . I am a votary ; I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the plough for her sweet love three years . But , most esteemed greatness , will you hear the dialogue that the two learned men have compiled in praise of the owl and the cuckoo ? it should have followed in the end of our show . + +Call them forth quickly ; we will do so . + +Holla ! approach . + + +This side is Hiems , Winter ; this Ver , the Spring ; the one maintained by the owl , the other by the cuckoo . Ver , begin . + +SPRING . + + +I + +When daisies pied and violets blue +And lady-smocks all silver-white +And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue +Do paint the meadows with delight , +The cuckoo then , on every tree , +Mocks married men ; for thus sings he , +Cuckoo , +Cuckoo , cuckoo : O , word of fear , +Unpleasing to a married ear ! + +II . + +When shepherds pipe on oaten straws , +And merry larks are ploughmen's clocks , +When turtles tread , and rooks , and daws , +And maidens bleach their summer smocks , +The cuckoo then , on every tree , +Mocks married men ; for thus sings he , +Cuckoo ; +Cuckoo , cuckoo : O , word of fear , +Unpleasing to a married ear ! + +WINTER . + + +III . + +When icicles hang by the wall , +And Dick the shepherd blows his nail , +And Tom bears logs into the hall , +And milk comes frozen home in pail , +When blood is nipp'd , and ways be foul , +Then nightly sings the staring owl , +Tu-who ; +Tu-whit , tu-who a merry note , +While greasy Joan doth keel the pot . + +IV + +When all aloud the wind doth blow , +And coughing drowns the parson's saw , +And birds sit brooding in the snow , +And Marian's nose looks red and raw , +When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl , +Then nightly sings the staring owl , +Tu-who ; +Tu-whit , tu-who a merry note , +While greasy Joan doth keel the pot . + + +The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Apollo . You , that way : we , this way . + +MEASURE FOR MEASURE + +Escalus . + +My lord ? + +Of government the properties to unfold , +Would seem in me to affect speech and discourse , +Since I am put to know that your own science +Exceeds , in that , the lists of all advice +My strength can give you : then no more remains , +But that , to your sufficiency , as your worth is able , +And let them work . The nature of our people , +Our city's institutions , and the terms +For common justice , you're as pregnant in , +As art and practice hath enriched any +That we remember . There is our commission , + +From which we would not have you warp . Call hither , +I say , bid come before us Angelo . + +What figure of us think you he will bear ? +For you must know , we have with special soul +Elected him our absence to supply , +Lent him our terror , drest him with our love , +And given his deputation all the organs +Of our own power : what think you of it ? + +If any in Vienna be of worth +To undergo such ample grace and honour , +It is Lord Angelo . + +Look where he comes . + + +Always obedient to your Grace's will , +I come to know your pleasure . + +Angelo , +There is a kind of character in thy life , +That , to th' observer doth thy history +Fully unfold . Thyself and thy belongings +Are not thine own so proper , as to waste +Thyself upon thy virtues , they on thee . +Heaven doth with us as we with torches do , +Not light them for themselves ; for if our virtues +Did not go forth of us , 'twere all alike +As if we had them not . Spirits are not finely touch'd +But to fine issues , nor Nature never lends +The smallest scruple of her excellence , +But , like a thrifty goddess , she determines +Herself the glory of a creditor , +Both thanks and use . But I do bend my speech +To one that can my part in him advertise ; +Hold , therefore , Angelo : + +In our remove be thou at full ourself ; +Mortality and mercy in Vienna +Live in thy tongue and heart . Old Escalus , +Though first in question , is thy secondary . +Take thy commission . + + +Now , good my lord , +Let there be some more test made of my metal , +Before so noble and so great a figure +Be stamp'd upon it . + +No more evasion : +We have with a leaven'd and prepared choice +Proceeded to you ; therefore take your honours . +Our haste from hence is of so quick condition +That it prefers itself , and leaves unquestion'd +Matters of needful value . We shall write to you , +As time and our concernings shall importune , +How it goes with us ; and do look to know +What doth befall you here . So , fare you well : +To the hopeful execution do I leave you +Of your commissions . + +Yet , give leave , my lord , +That we may bring you something on the way . + +My haste may not admit it ; +Nor need you , on mine honour , have to do +With any scruple : your scope is as mine own , +So to enforce or qualify the laws +As to your soul seems good . Give me your hand ; +I'll privily away : I love the people , +But do not like to stage me to their eyes . +Though it do well , I do not relish well +Their loud applause and Aves vehement , +Nor do I think the man of safe discretion +That does affect it . Once more , fare you well . + +The heavens give safety to your purposes ! + +Lead forth and bring you back in happiness ! + +I thank you . Fare you well . + + +I shall desire you , sir , to give me leave +To have free speech with you ; and it concerns me +To look into the bottom of my place : +A power I have , but of what strength and nature +I am not yet instructed . + +'Tis so with me . Let us withdraw together , +And we may soon our satisfaction have +Touching that point . + +I'll wait upon your honour . + + +If the Duke with the other dukes come not to composition with the King of Hungary , why then , all the dukes fall upon the king . + +Heaven grant us its peace , but not the King of Hungary's ! + +Amen . + +Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate , that went to sea with the Ten Commandments , but scraped one out of the table . + +'Thou shalt not steal ?' + +Ay , that he razed . + +Why , 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions : they put forth to steal . There's not a soldier of us all , that , in the thanksgiving before meat , doth relish the petition well that prays for peace . + +I never heard any soldier dislike it . + +I believe thee , for I think thou never wast where grace was said . + +No ? a dozen times at least . + +What , in metre ? + +In any proportion or in any language . + +I think , or in any religion . + +Ay ; why not ? Grace is grace , despite of all controversy : as , for example , thou thyself art a wicked villain , despite of all grace . + +Well , there went but a pair of shears between us . + +I grant ; as there may between the lists and the velvet : thou art the list . + +And thou the velvet : thou art good velvet ; thou art a three-piled piece , I warrant thee . I had as lief be a list of an English kersey as be piled , as thou art piled , for a French velvet . Do I speak feelingly now ? + +I think thou dost ; and , indeed , with most painful feeling of thy speech : I will , out of thine own confession , learn to begin thy health ; but , whilst I live , forget to drink after thee . + +I think I have done myself wrong , have I not ? + +Yes , that thou hast , whether thou art tainted or free . + +Behold , behold , where Madam Mitigation comes ! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof as come to + +To what , I pray ? + +Judge . + +To three thousand dolours a year . + +Ay , and more . + +A French crown more . + +Thou art always figuring diseases in me ; but thou art full of error : I am sound . + +Nay , not as one would say , healthy ; but so sound as things that are hollow : thy bones are hollow ; impiety has made a feast of thee . + + +How now ! which of your hips has the most profound sciatica ? + +Well , well ; there's one yonder arrested and carried to prison was worth five thousand of you all . + +Who's that , I pray thee ? + +Marry , sir , that's Claudio , Signior Claudio . + +Claudio to prison ! 'tis not so . + +Nay , but I know 'tis so : I saw him arrested ; saw him carried away ; and , which is more , within these three days his head to be chopped off . + +But , after all this fooling , I would not have it so . Art thou sure of this ? + +I am too sure of it ; and it is for getting Madam Julietta with child . + +Believe me , this may be : he promised to meet me two hours since , and he was ever precise in promise-keeping . + +Besides , you know , it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose . + +But most of all , agreeing with the proclamation . + +Away ! let's go learn the truth of it . + + +Thus , what with the war , what with the sweat , what with the gallows and what with poverty , I am custom-shrunk . + +How now ! what's the news with you ? + +Yonder man is carried to prison . + +Well : what has he done ? + +A woman . + +But what's his offence ? + +Groping for trouts in a peculiar river . + +What , is there a maid with child by him ? + +No ; but there's a woman with maid by him . You have not heard of the proclamation , have you ? + +What proclamation , man ? + +All houses of resort in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down + +And what shall become of those in the city ? + +They shall stand for seed : they had gone down too , but that a wise burgher put in for them . + +But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down ? + +To the ground , mistress . + +Why , here's a change indeed in the commonwealth ! What shall become of me ? + +Come ; fear not you : good counsellors lack no clients : though you change your place , you need not change your trade ; I'll be your tapster still . Courage ! there will be pity taken on you ; you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service , you will be considered . + +What's to do here , Thomas tapster ? +Let's withdraw . + +Here comes Signior Claudio , led by the provost to prison ; and there's Madam Juliet . + +Fellow , why dost thou show me thus to the world ? +Bear me to prison , where I am committed . + +I do it not in evil disposition , +But from Lord Angelo by special charge . + +Thus can the demi-god Authority +Make us pay down for our offence' by weight . +The words of heaven ; on whom it will , it will ; +On whom it will not , so : yet still 'tis just . + + +Why , how now , Claudio ! whence comes this restraint ? + +From too much liberty , my Lucio , liberty : +As surfeit is the father of much fast , +So every scope by the immoderate use +Turns to restraint . Our natures do pursue +Like rats that ravin down their proper bane , +A thirsty evil , and when we drink we die . + +If I could speak so wisely under an arrest , I would send for certain of my creditors . And yet , to say the truth , I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment . What's thy offence , Claudio ? + +What but to speak of would offend again . + +What , is't murder ? + +No . + +Lechery ? + +Call it so . + +Away , sir ! you must go . + +One word , good friend . Lucio , a word with you . + + +A hundred , if they'll do you any good . +Is lechery so looked after ? + +Thus stands it with me : upon a true contract +I got possession of Julietta's bed : +You know the lady ; she is fast my wife , +Save that we do the denunciation lack +Of outward order : this we came not to , +Only for propagation of a dower +Remaining in the coffer of her friends , +From whom we thought it meet to hide our love +Till time had made them for us . But it chances +The stealth of our most mutual entertainment +With character too gross is writ on Juliet . + +With child , perhaps ? + +Unhappily , even so . +And the new deputy now for the duke , +Whether it be the fault and glimpse of newness , +Or whether that the body public be +A horse whereon the governor doth ride , +Who , newly in the seat , that it may know +He can command , lets it straight feel the spur ; +Whether the tyranny be in his place , +Or in his eminence that fills it up , +I stagger in :but this new governor +Awakes me all the enrolled penalties +Which have , like unscour'd armour , hung by the wall +So long that nineteen zodiacs have gone round , +And none of them been worn ; and , for a name , +Now puts the drowsy and neglected act +Freshly on me : 'tis surely for a name . + +I warrant it is : and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders that a milkmaid , if she be in love , may sigh it off . Send after the duke and appeal to him . + +I have done so , but he's not to be found . +I prithee , Lucio , do me this kind service . +This day my sister should the cloister enter , +And there receive her approbation : +Acquaint her with the danger of my state ; +Implore her , in my voice , that she make friends +To the strict deputy ; bid herself assay him : +I have great hope in that ; for in her youth +There is a prone and speechless dialect , +Such as move men ; beside , she hath prosperous art +When she will play with reason and discourse , +And well she can persuade . + +I pray she may : as well for the encouragement of the like , which else would stand under grievous imposition , as for the enjoying of thy life , who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack . I'll to her . + +I thank you , good friend Lucio . + +Within two hours . + +Come , officer , away ! + + +No , holy father ; throw away that thought : +Believe not that the dribbling dart of love +Can pierce a complete bosom . Why I desire thee +To give me secret harbour , hath a purpose +More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends +Of burning youth . + +May your Grace speak of it ? + +My holy sir , none better knows than you +How I have ever lov'd the life remov'd , +And held in idle price to haunt assemblies +Where youth , and cost , and witless bravery keeps . +I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo +A man of stricture and firm abstinence +My absolute power and place here in Vienna , +And he supposes me travell'd to Poland ; +For so I have strew'd it in the common ear , +And so it is receiv'd . Now , pious sir , +You will demand of me why I do this ? + +Gladly , my lord . + +We have strict statutes and most biting laws , +The needful bits and curbs to headstrong steeds , +Which for this fourteen years we have let sleep ; +Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave , +That goes not out to prey . Now , as fond fathers , +Having bound up the threat'ning twigs of birch , +Only to stick it in their children's sight +For terror , not to use , in time the rod +Becomes more mock'd than fear'd ; so our decrees , +Dead to infliction , to themselves are dead , +And liberty plucks justice by the nose ; +The baby beats the nurse , and quite athwart +Goes all decorum . + +It rested in your Grace +T' unloose this tied-up justice when you pleas'd ; +And it in you more dreadful would have seem'd +Than in Lord Angelo . + +I do fear , too dreadful : +Sith 'twas my fault to give the people scope , +'Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them +For what I bid them do : for we bid this be done , +When evil deeds have their permissive pass +And not the punishment . Therefore , indeed , my father , +I have on Angelo impos'd the office , +Who may , in the ambush of my name , strike home , +And yet my nature never in the sight +To do it slander . And to behold his sway , +I will , as 'twere a brother of your order , +Visit both prince and people : therefore , I prithee , +Supply me with the habit , and instruct me +How I may formally in person bear me +Like a true friar . Moe reasons for this action +At our more leisure shall I render you ; +Only , this one : Lord Angelo is precise ; +Stands at a guard with envy ; scarce confesses +That his blood flows , or that his appetite +Is more to bread than stone : hence shall we see , +If power change purpose , what our seemers be . + + +And have you nuns no further privileges ? + +Are not these large enough ? + +Yes , truly : I speak not as desiring more , +But rather wishing a more strict restraint +Upon the sisterhood , the votarists of Saint Clare . + +Ho ! Peace be in this place ! + +Who's that which calls ? + +It is a man's voice . Gentle Isabella , +Turn you the key , and know his business of him : +You may , I may not ; you are yet unsworn . +When you have vow'd , you must not speak with men +But in the presence of the prioress : +Then , if you speak , you must not show your face , +Or , if you show your face , you must not speak . +He calls again ; I pray you , answer him . + + +Peace and prosperity ! Who is't that calls ? + + +Hail , virgin , if you be , as those cheek-roses +Proclaim you are no less ! Can you so stead me +As bring me to the sight of Isabella , +A novice of this place , and the fair sister +To her unhappy brother Claudio ? + +Why 'her unhappy brother ?' let me ask ; +The rather for I now must make you know +I am that Isabella and his sister . + +Gentle and fair , your brother kindly greets you : +Not to be weary with you , he's in prison . + +Woe me ! for what ? + +For that which , if myself might be his judge , +He should receive his punishment in thanks : +He hath got his friend with child . + +Sir , make me not your story . + +It is true . +I would not , though 'tis my familiar sin +With maids to seem the lapwing and to jest , +Tongue far from heart , play with all virgins so : +I hold you as a thing ensky'd and sainted ; +By your renouncement an immortal spirit , +And to be talk'd with in sincerity , +As with a saint . + +You do blaspheme the good in mocking me . + +Do not believe it . Fewness and truth , 'tis thus : +Your brother and his lover have embrac'd : +As those that feed grow full , as blossoming time +That from the seedness the bare fallow brings +To teeming foison , even so her plenteous womb +Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry . + +Some one with child by him ? My cousin Juliet ? + +Is she your cousin ? + +Adoptedly ; asschool-maids change their names +By vain , though apt affection . + +She it is . + +O ! let him marry her . + +This is the point . +The duke is very strangely gone from hence ; +Bore many gentlemen , myself being one , +In hand and hope of action ; but we do learn +By those that know the very nerves of state , +His givings out were of an infinite distance +From his true-meant design . Upon his place , +And with full line of his authority , +Governs Lord Angelo ; a man whose blood +Is very snow-broth ; one who never feels +The wanton stings and motions of the sense , +But doth rebate and blunt his natural edge +With profits of the mind , study and fast . +He ,to give fear to use and liberty , +Which have for long run by the hideous law , +As mice by lions , hath pick'd out an act , +Under whose heavy sense your brother's life +Falls into forfeit : he arrests him on it , +And follows close the rigour of the statute , +To make him an example . All hope is gone , +Unless you have the grace by your fair prayer +To soften Angelo ; and that's my pith of business +Twixt you and your poor brother . + +Doth he so seek his life ? + +He's censur'd him +Already ; and , as I hear , the provost hath +A warrant for his execution . + +Alas ! what poor ability's in me +To do him good ? + +Assay the power you have . + +My power ? alas ! I doubt + +Our doubts are traitors , +And make us lose the good we oft might win , +By fearing to attempt . Go to Lord Angelo , +And let him learn to know , when maidens sue , +Men give like gods ; but when they weep and kneel , +All their petitions are as freely theirs +As they themselves would owe them . + +I'll see what I can do . + +But speedily . + +I will about it straight ; +No longer staying but to give the Mother +Notice of my affair . I humbly thank you : +Commend me to my brother ; soon at night +I'll send him certain word of my success . + +I take my leave of you . + +Good sir , adieu . + +We must not make a scarecrow of the law , +Setting it up to fear the birds of prey , +And let it keep one shape , till custom make it +Their perch and not their terror . + +Ay , but yet +Let us be keen and rather cut a little , +Than fall , and bruise to death . Alas ! this gentleman , +Whom I would save , had a most noble father . +Let but your honour know , +Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue , +That , in the working of your own affections , +Had time coher'd with place or place with wishing , +Or that the resolute acting of your blood +Could have attain'd the effect of your own purpose , +Whether you had not , some time in your life , +Err'd in this point which now you censure him , +And pull'd the law upon you . + +'Tis one thing to be tempted , Escalus , +Another thing to fall . I not deny , +The jury , passing on the prisoner's life , +May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two +Guiltier than him they try ; what's open made to justice , +That justice seizes : what know the laws +That thieves do pass on thieves ? 'Tis very pregnant , +The jewel that we find , we stoop and take it +Because we see it ; but what we do not see +We tread upon , and never think of it . +You may not so extenuate his offence +For I have had such faults ; but rather tell me , +When I , that censure him , do so offend , +Let mine own judgment pattern out my death , +And nothing come in partial . Sir , he must die . + +Be it as your wisdom will . + +Where is the provost ? + +Here , if it like your honour . + +See that Claudio +Be executed by nine to-morrow morning : +Bring him his confessor , let him be prepar'd ; +For that's the utmost of his pilgrimage . + + +Well , heaven forgive him , and forgive us all ! +Some rise by sin , and some by virtue fall : +Some run from brakes of ice , and answer none , +And some condemned for a fault alone . + + +Come , bring them away : if these be good people in a common-weal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses , I know no law : bring them away . + +How now , sir ! What's your name , and what's the matter ? + +If it please your honour , I am the poor duke's constable , and my name is Elbow : I do lean upon justice , sir ; and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors . + +Benefactors ! Well ; what benefactors are they ? are they not malefactors ? + +If it please your honour , I know not well what they are ; but precise villains they are , that I am sure of , and void of all profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have . + +This comes off well : here's a wise officer . + +Go to : what quality are they of ? Elbow is your name ? why dost thou not speak , Elbow ? + +He cannot , sir : he's out at elbow . + +What are you , sir ? + +He , sir ! a tapster , sir ; parcel-bawd ; one that serves a bad woman , whose house , sir , was , as they say , plucked down in the suburbs ; and now she professes a hot-house , which , I think , is a very ill house too . + +How know you that ? + +My wife , sir , whom I detest before heaven and your honour , + +How ! thy wife ? + +Ay , sir ; whom , I thank heaven , is an honest woman , + +Dost thou detest her therefore ? + +I say , sir , I will detest myself also , as well as she , that this house , if it be not a bawd's house , it is pity of her life , for it is a naughty house . + +How dost thou know that , constable ? + +Marry , sir , by my wife ; who , if she had been a woman cardinally given , might have been accused in fornication , adultery , and all uncleanliness there . + +By the woman's means ? + +Ay , sir , by Mistress Overdone's means ; but as she spit in his face , so she defied him . + +Sir , if it please your honour , this is not so . + +Prove it before these varlets here , thou honourable man , prove it . + +Do you hear how he misplaces ? + +Sir , she came in , great with child , and longing ,saving your honour's reverence ,for stewed prunes . Sir , we had but two in the house , which at that very distant time stood , as it were , in a fruit-dish , a dish of some three-pence ; your honours have seen such dishes ; they are not China dishes , but very good dishes . + +Go to , go to : no matter for the dish , sir . + +No , indeed , sir , not of a pin ; you are therein in the right : but to the point . As I say , this Mistress Elbow , being , as I say , with child , and being great-bellied , and longing , as I said , for prunes , and having but two in the dish , as I said , Master Froth here , this very man , having eaten the rest , as I said , and , as I say , paying for them very honestly ; for , as you know , Master Froth , I could not give you three-pence again . + +No , indeed . + +Very well : you being then , if you be remembered , cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes , + +Ay , so I did , indeed . + +Why , very well : I telling you then , if you be remembered , that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you wot of , unless they kept very good diet , as I told you , + +All this is true . + +Why , very well then . + +Come , you are a tedious fool : to the purpose . What was done to Elbow's wife , that he hath cause to complain of ? Come me to what was done to her . + +Sir , your honour cannot come to that yet . + +No , sir , nor I mean it not . + +Sir , but you shall come to it , by your honour's leave . And , I beseech you , look into Master Froth here , sir ; a man of fourscore pound a year , whose father died at Hallowmas . Was't not at Hallowmas , Master Froth ? + +All-hallownd eve . + +Why , very well : I hope here be truths . He , sir , sitting , as I say , in a lower chair , sir ; 'twas in the Bunch of Grapes , where indeed , you have a delight to sit , have you not ? + +I have so , because it is an open room and good for winter . + +Why , very well then : I hope here be truths . + +This will last out a night in Russia , +When nights are longest there : I'll take my leave , +And leave you to the hearing of the cause , +Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all . + +I think no less . Good morrow to your lordship . + +Now , sir , come on : what was done to Elbow's wife , once more ? + +Once , sir ? there was nothing done to her once . + +I beseech you , sir , ask him what this man did to my wife . + +I beseech your honour , ask me . + +Well , sir , what did this gentleman to her ? + +I beseech you , sir , look in this gentleman's face . Good Master Froth , look upon his honour ; 'tis for a good purpose . Doth your honour mark his face ? + +Ay , sir , very well . + +Nay , I beseech you , mark it well . + +Well , I do so . + +Doth your honour see any harm in his face ? + +Why , no . + +I'll be supposed upon a book , his face is the worst thing about him . Good , then ; if his face be the worst thing about him , how could Master Froth do the constable's wife any harm ? I would know that of your honour . + +He's in the right . Constable , what say you to it ? + +First , an' it like you , the house is a respected house ; next , this is a respected fellow , and his mistress is a respected woman . + +By this hand , sir , his wife is a more respected person than any of us all . + +Varlet , thou liest : thou liest , wicked varlet . The time is yet to come that she was ever respected with man , woman , or child . + +Sir , she was respected with him before he married with her . + +Which is the wiser here ? Justice , or Iniquity ? Is this true ? + +O thou caitiff ! O thou varlet ! O thou wicked Hannibal ! I respected with her before I was married to her ? If ever I was respected with her , or she with me , let not your worship think me the poor duke's officer . Prove this , thou wicked Hannibal , or I'll have mine action of battery on thee . + +If he took you a box o' th' ear , you might have your action of slander too . + +Marry , I thank your good worship for it . What is't your worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff ? + +Truly , officer , because he hath some offences in him that thou wouldest discover if thou couldst , let him continue in his courses till thou knowest what they are . + +Marry , I thank your worship for it . Thou seest , thou wicked varlet , now , what's come upon thee : thou art to continue now , thou varlet , thou art to continue . + +Where were you born , friend ? + +Here in Vienna , sir . + +Are you of fourscore pounds a year ? + +Yes , an't please you , sir . + +So . + +What trade are you of , sir ? + +A tapster ; a poor widow's tapster . + +Your mistress' name ? + +Mistress Overdone . + +Hath she had any more than one husband ? + +Nine , sir ; Overdone by the last . + +Nine !Come hither to me , Master Froth . Master Froth , I would not have you acquainted with tapsters ; they will draw you , Master Froth , and you will hang them . Get you gone , and let me hear no more of you . + +I thank your worship . For mine own part , I never come into any room in a taphouse , but I am drawn in . + +Well : no more of it , Master Froth : farewell . + +Come you hither to me , Master tapster . What's your name , Master tapster ? + +Pompey . + +What else ? + +Bum , sir . + +Troth , and your bum is the greatest thing about you , so that , in the beastliest sense , you are Pompey the Great . Pompey , you are partly a bawd , Pompey , howsoever you colour it in being a tapster , are you not ? come , tell me true : it shall be the better for you . + +Truly , sir , I am a poor fellow that would live . + +How would you live , Pompey ? by being a bawd ? What do you think of the trade , Pompey ? is it a lawful trade ? + +If the law would allow it , sir . + +But the law will not allow it , Pompey ; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna . + +Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city ? + +No , Pompey . + +Truly , sir , in my humble opinion , they will to't then . If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves , you need not to fear the bawds . + +There are pretty orders beginning , I can tell you : it is but heading and hanging . + +If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together , you'll be glad to give out a commission for more heads . If this law hold in Vienna ten year , I'll rent the fairest house in it after threepence a bay . If you live to see this come to pass , say , Pompey told you so . + +Thank you , good Pompey ; and , in requital of your prophecy , hark you : I advise you , let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever ; no , not for dwelling where you do : if I do , Pompey , I shall beat you to your tent , and prove a shrewd C sar to you . In plain dealing , Pompey , I shall have you whipt . So , for this time , Pompey , fare you well . + +I thank your worship for your good counsel ; + +but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine . +Whip me ! No , no ; let carman whip his jade ; +The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade . + + +Come hither to me , Master Elbow ; come hither , Master constable . How long have you been in this place of constable ? + +Seven year and a half , sir . + +I thought , by your readiness in the office , you had continued in it some time . You say , seven years together ? + +And a half , sir . + +Alas ! it hath been great pains to you ! They do you wrong to put you so oft upon 't . Are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it ? + +Faith , sir , few of any wit in such matters . As they are chosen , they are glad to choose me for them : I do it for some piece of money , and go through with all . + +Look you bring me in the names of some six or seven , the most sufficient of your parish . + +To your worship's house , sir ? + +To my house . Fare you well . + +What's o'clock , think you ? + +Eleven , sir . + +I pray you home to dinner with me . + +I humbly thank you . + +It grieves me for the death of Claudio ; +But there is no remedy . + +Lord Angelo is severe . + +It is but needful : +Mercy is not itself , that oft looks so ; +Pardon is still the nurse of second woe . +But yet , poor Claudio ! There's no remedy . +Come , sir . + + +He's hearing of a cause : he will come straight : +I'll tell him of you . + +Pray you , do . + +I'll know +His pleasure ; may be he will relent . Alas ! +He hath but as offended in a dream : +All sects , all ages smack of this vice , and he +To die for it ! + + +Now , what's the matter , provost ? + +Is it your will Claudio shall die to-morrow ? + +Did I not tell thee , yea ? hadst thou not order ? +Why dost thou ask again ? + +Lest I might be too rash . +Under your good correction , I have seen , +When , after execution , Judgment hath +Repented o'er his doom . + +Go to ; let that be mine : +Do you your office , or give up your place , +And you shall well be spar'd . + +I crave your honour's pardon . +What shall be done , sir , with the groaning Juliet ? +She's very near her hour . + +Dispose of her +To some more fitter place ; and that with speed . + + +Here is the sister of the man condemn'd +Desires access to you . + +Hath he a sister ? + +Ay , my good lord ; a very virtuous maid , +And to be shortly of a sisterhood , +If not already . + +Well , let her be admitted . + +See you the fornicatress be remov'd : +Let her have needful , but not lavish , means ; +There shall be order for't . + + +God save your honour ! + + +Stay a little while . + +You're welcome : what's your will ? + +I am a woful suitor to your honour , +Please but your honour hear me . + +Well ; what's your suit ? + +There is a vice that most I do abhor , +And most desire should meet the blow of justice , +For which I would not plead , but that I must ; +For which I must not plead , but that I am +At war 'twixt will and will not . + +Well ; the matter ? + +I have a brother is condemn'd to die : +I do beseech you , let it be his fault , +And not my brother . + +Heaven give thee moving graces ! + +Condemn the fault , and not the actor of it ? +Why , every fault's condemn'd ere it be done . +Mine were the very cipher of a function , +To fine the faults whose fine stands in record , +And let go by the actor . + +O just , but severe law ! +I had a brother , then .Heaven keep your honour ! + + +Give't not o'er so : to him again , entreat him ; +Kneel down before him , hang upon his gown ; +You are too cold ; if you should need a pin , +You could not with more tame a tongue desire it . +To him . I say ! + +Must he needs die ? + +Maiden , no remedy . + +Yes ; I do think that you might pardon him , +And neither heaven nor man grieve at the mercy . + +I will not do't . + +But can you , if you would ? + +Look , what I will not , that I cannot do . + +But might you do't , and do the world no wrong , +If so your heart were touch'd with that remorse +As mine is to him ? + +He's sentenc'd : 'tis too late . + +You are too cold . + +Too late ? why , no ; I , that do speak a word , +May call it back again . Well , believe this , +No ceremony that to great ones 'longs , +Not the king's crown , nor the deputed sword , +The marshal's truncheon , nor the judge's robe , +Become them with one half so good a grace +As mercy does . +If he had been as you , and you as he , +You would have slipt like him ; but he , like you , +Would not have been so stern . + +Pray you , be gone . + +I would to heaven I had your potency , +And you were Isabel ! should it then be thus ? +No ; I would tell what 'twere to be a judge , +And what a prisoner . + +Ay , touch him ; there's the vein . + +Your brother is a forfeit of the law , +And you but waste your words . + +Alas ! alas ! +Why , all the souls that were were forfeit once ; +And He that might the vantage best have took , +Found out the remedy . How would you be , +If He , which is the top of judgment , should +But judge you as you are ? O ! think on that , +And mercy then will breathe within your lips , +Like man new made . + +Be you content , fair maid ; +It is the law , not I , condemn your brother : +Were he my kinsman , brother , or my son , +It should be thus with him : he must die to-morrow . + +To-morrow ! O ! that's sudden ! Spare him , spare him ! +He's not prepar'd for death . Even for our kitchens +We kill the fowl of season : shall we serve heaven +With less respect than we do minister +To our gross selves ? Good , good my lord , bethink you : +Who is it that hath died for this offence ? +There's many have committed it . + +Ay , well said . + +The law hath not been dead , though it hath slept : +Those many had not dar'd to do that evil , +If that the first that did th' edict infringe +Had answer'd for his deed : now 'tis awake , +Takes note of what is done , and , like a prophet , +Looks in a glass , that shows what future evils , +Either new , or by remissness new-conceiv'd , +And so in progress to be hatch'd and born , +Are now to have no successive degrees , +But , ere they live , to end . + +Yet show some pity . + +I show it most of all when I show justice ; +For then I pity those I do not know , +Which a dismiss'd offence would after gall , +And do him right , that , answering one foul wrong , +Lives not to act another . Be satisfied : +Your brother dies to-morrow : be content . + +So you must be the first that gives this sentence , +And he that suffers . O ! it is excellent +To have a giant's strength , but it is tyrannous +To use it like a giant . + +That's well said . + +Could great men thunder +As Jove himself does , Jove would ne'er be quiet , +For every pelting , petty officer +Would use his heaven for thunder ; nothing but thunder . +Merciful heaven ! +Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt +Split'st the unwedgeable and gnarled oak +Than the soft myrtle ; but man , proud man , +Drest in a little brief authority , +Most ignorant of what he's most assur'd , +His glassy essence , like an angry ape , +Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven +As make the angels weep ; who , with our spleens , +Would all themselves laugh mortal . + +O , to him , to him , wench ! He will relent : +He's coming : I perceive't . + +Pray heaven she win him ! + +We cannot weigh our brother with ourself : +Great men may jest with saints ; 'tis wit in them , +But , in the less foul profanation . + +Thou'rt in the right , girl : more o' that . + +That in the captain's but a choleric word , +Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy . + +Art advis'd o' that ? more on 't . + +Why do you put these sayings upon me ? + +Because authority , though it err like others , +Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself , +That skins the vice o' the top . Go to your bosom ; +Knock there , and ask your heart what it doth know +That's like my brother's fault : if it confess +A natural guiltiness such as is his , +Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue +Against my brother's life . + +She speaks , and 'tis +Such sense that my sense breeds with it . Fare you well . + +Gentle my lord , turn back . + +I will bethink me . Come again to-morrow . + +Hark how I'll bribe you . Good my lord , turn back . + +How ! bribe me ? + +Ay , with such gifts that heaven shall share with you . + +You had marr'd all else . + +Not with fond sicles of the tested gold , +Or stones whose rates are either rich or poor +As fancy values them ; but with true prayers +That shall be up at heaven and enter there +Ere sun-rise : prayers from preserved souls , +From fasting maids whose minds are dedicate +To nothing temporal . + +Well ; come to me to-morrow . + +Go to ; 'tis well : away ! + +Heaven keep your honour safe ! + +Amen : +For I am that way going to temptation , +Where prayers cross . + +At what hour to-morrow +Shall I attend your lordship ? + +At any time 'fore noon . + +Save your honour ! + + +From thee ; even from thy virtue ! +What's this ? what's this ? Is this her fault or mine ? +The tempter or the tempted , who sins most ? +Ha ! +Not she ; nor doth she tempt : but it is I , +That , lying by the violet in the sun , +Do as the carrion does , not as the flower , +Corrupt with virtuous season . Can it be +That modesty may more betray our sense +Than woman's lightness ? Having waste ground enough , +Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary , +And pitch our evils there ? O , fie , fie , fie ! +What dost thou , or what art thou , Angelo ? +Dost thou desire her foully for those things +That make her good ? O , let her brother live ! +Thieves for their robbery have authority +When judges steal themselves . What ! do I love her , +That I desire to hear her speak again , +And feast upon her eyes ? What is't I dream on ? +O cunning enemy , that , to catch a saint , +With saints dost bait thy hook ! Most dangerous +Is that temptation that doth goad us on +To sin in loving virtue : never could the strumpet , +With all her double vigour , art and nature , +Once stir my temper ; but this virtuous maid +Subdues me quite . Ever till now , +When men were fond , I smil'd and wonder'd how . + + +Hail to you , provost ! so I think you are . + +I am the provost . What's your will , good friar ? + +Bound by my charity and my bless'd order , +I come to visit the afflicted spirits +Here in the prison : do me the common right +To let me see them and to make me know +The nature of their crimes , that I may minister +To them accordingly . + +I would do more than that , if more were needful . +Look , here comes one : a gentlewoman of mine , +Who , falling in the flaws of her own youth , +Hath blister'd her report . She is with child , +And he that got it , sentenc'd ; a young man +More fit to do another such offence , +Than die for this . + + +When must he die ? + +As I do think , to-morrow . + + +I have provided for you : stay a while , +And you shall be conducted . + +Repent you , fair one , of the sin you carry ? + +I do , and bear the shame most patiently . + +I'll teach you how you shall arraign your conscience , +And try your penitence , if it be sound , +Or hollowly put on . + +I'll gladly learn . + +Love you the man that wrong'd you ? + +Yes , as I love the woman that wrong'd him . + +So then it seems your most offenceful act +Was mutually committed ? + +Mutually . + +Then was your sin of heavier kind than his . + +I do confess it , and repent it , father . + +'Tis meet so , daughter : but lest you do repent , +As that the sin hath brought you to this shame , +Which sorrow is always toward ourselves , not heaven , +Showing we would not spare heaven as we love it , +But as we stand in fear , + +I do repent me , as it is an evil , +And take the shame with joy . + +There rest . +Your partner , as I hear , must die to-morrow , +And I am going with instruction to him . +God's grace go with you ! Benedicite ! + + +Must die to-morrow ! O injurious love , +That respites me a life , whose very comfort +Is still a dying horror ! + +'Tis pity of him . + + +When I would pray and think , I think and pray +To several subjects : heaven hath my empty words , +Whilst my invention , hearing not my tongue , +Anchors on Isabel : heaven in my mouth , +As if I did but only chew his name , +And in my heart the strong and swelling evil +Of my conception . The state , whereon I studied , +Is like a good thing , being often read , +Grown fear'd and tedious ; yea , my gravity , +Wherein , let no man hear me , I take pride , +Could I with boot change for an idle plume , +Which the air beats for vain . O place ! O form ! +How often dost thou with thy case , thy habit , +Wrench awe from fools , and tie the wiser souls +To thy false seeming ! Blood , thou art blood : +Let's write good angel on the devil's horn , +'Tis not the devil's crest . + +How now ! who's there ? + +One Isabel , a sister , +Desires access to you . + +Teach her the way . + +O heavens ! +Why does my blood thus muster to my heart , +Making both it unable for itself , +And dispossessing all my other parts +Of necessary fitness ? +So play the foolish throngs with one that swounds ; +Come all to help him , and so stop the air +By which he should revive : and even so +The general , subject to a well-wish'd king , +Quit their own part , and in obsequious fondness +Crowd to his presence , where their untaught love +Must needs appear offence . + +How now , fair maid ! + +I am come to know your pleasure . + +That you might know it , would much better please me , +Than to demand what 'tis . Your brother cannot live . + +Even so . Heaven keep your honour ! + +Yet may he live awhile ; and , it may be , +As long as you or I : yet he must die . + +Under your sentence ? + +Yea . + +When , I beseech you ? that in his reprieve , +Longer or shorter , he may be so fitted +That his soul sicken not . + +Ha ! fie , these filthy vices ! It were as good +To pardon him that hath from nature stolen +A man already made , as to remit +Their saucy sweetness that do coin heaven's image +In stamps that are forbid : 'tis all as easy +Falsely to take away a life true made , +As to put metal in restrained means +To make a false one . + +'Tis set down so in heaven , but not in earth . + +Say you so ? then I shall pose you quickly . +Which had you rather , that the most just law +Now took your brother's life ; or , to redeem him , +Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness +As she that he hath stain'd ? + +Sir , believe this , +I had rather give my body than my soul . + +I talk not of your soul . Our compell'd sins +Stand more for number than for accompt . + +How say you ? + +Nay , I'll not warrant that ; for I can speak +Against the thing I say . Answer to this : +I , now the voice of the recorded law , +Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life : +Might there not be a charity in sin +To save this brother's life ? + +Please you to do't , +I'll take it as a peril to my soul ; +It is no sin at all , but charity . + +Pleas'd you to do't , at peril of your soul , +Were equal poise of sin and charity . + +That I do beg his life , if it be sin , +Heaven let me bear it ! you granting of my suit , +If that be sin , I'll make it my morn prayer +To have it added to the faults of mine , +And nothing of your answer . + +Nay , but hear me . +Your sense pursues not mine : either you are ignorant , +Or seem so craftily ; and that's not good . + +Let me be ignorant , and in nothing good , +But graciously to know I am no better . + +Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright +When it doth tax itself ; as these black masks +Proclaim an enshield beauty ten times louder +Than beauty could , display'd . But mark me ; +To be received plain , I'll speak more gross : +Your brother is to die . + +So . + +And his offence is so , as it appears +Accountant to the law upon that pain . + +True . + +Admit no other way to save his life , +As I subscribe not that , nor any other , +But in the loss of question ,that you , his sister , +Finding yourself desir'd of such a person , +Whose credit with the judge , or own great place , +Could fetch your brother from the manacles +Of the all-building law ; and that there were +No earthly mean to save him , but that either +You must lay down the treasures of your body +To this suppos'd , or else to let him suffer ; +What would you do ? + +As much for my poor brother , as myself : +That is , were I under the terms of death , +Th' impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies , +And strip myself to death , as to a bed +That , longing , have been sick for , ere I'd yield +My body up to shame . + +Then must your brother die . + +And 'twere the cheaper way : +Better it were a brother died at once , +Than that a sister , by redeeming him , +Should die for ever . + +Were not you then as cruel as the sentence +That you have slander'd so ? + +Ignomy in ransom and free pardon +Are of two houses : lawful mercy +Is nothing kin to foul redemption . + +You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant ; +And rather prov'd the sliding of your brother +A merriment than a vice . + +O , pardon me , my lord ! it oft falls out , +To have what we would have , we speak not what we mean . +I something do excuse the thing I hate , +For his advantage that I dearly love . + +We are all frail . + +Else let my brother die , +If not a feodary , but only he +Owe and succeed thy weakness . + +Nay , women are frail too . + +Ay , as the glasses where they view themselves , +Which are as easy broke as they make forms . +Women ! Help heaven ! men their creation mar +In profiting by them . Nay , call us ten times frail , +For we are soft as our complexions are , +And credulous to false prints . + +I think it well : +And from this testimony of your own sex , +Since I suppose we are made to be no stronger +Than faults may shake our frames ,let me be bold ; +I do arrest your words . Be that you are , +That is , a woman ; if you be more , you're none ; +If you be one , as you are well express'd +By all external warrants , show it now , +By putting on the destin'd livery . + +I have no tongue but one : gentle my lord , +Let me entreat you speak the former language . + +Plainly conceive , I love you . + +My brother did love Juliet ; and you tell me +That he shall die for't . + +He shall not , Isabel , if you give me love . + +I know your virtue hath a licence in't . +Which seems a little fouler than it is , +To pluck on others . + +Believe me , on mine honour , +My words express my purpose . + +Ha ! little honour to be much believ'd , +And most pernicious purpose ! Seeming , seeming ! +I will proclaim thee , Angelo ; look for't : +Sign me a present pardon for my brother , +Or with an outstretch'd throat I'll tell the world aloud +What man thou art . + +Who will believe thee , Isabel ? +My unsoil'd name , the austereness of my life , +My vouch against you , and my place i' the state , +Will so your accusation overweigh , +That you shall stifle in your own report +And smell of calumny . I have begun ; +And now I give my sensual race the rein : +Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite ; +Lay by all nicety and prolixious blushes , +That banish what they sue for ; redeem thy brother +By yielding up thy body to my will , +Or else he must not only die the death , +But thy unkindness shall his death draw out +To lingering sufferance . Answer me to-morrow , +Or , by the affection that now guides me most , +I'll prove a tyrant to him . As for you , +Say what you can , my false o'erweighs your true . + + +To whom should I complain ? Did I tell this , +Who would believe me ? O perilous mouths ! +That bear in them one and the self-same tongue , +Either of condemnation or approof , +Bidding the law make curt'sy to their will ; +Hooking both right and wrong to th' appetite , +To follow as it draws . I'll to my brother : +Though he hath fallen by prompture of the blood , +Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour , +That , had he twenty heads to tender down +On twenty bloody blocks , he'd yield them up , +Before his sister should her body stoop +To such abhorr'd pollution . +Then , Isabel , live chaste , and , brother , die : +More than our brother is our chastity . +I'll tell him yet of Angelo's request , +And fit his mind to death , for his soul's rest . + +So then you hope of pardon from Lord Angelo ? + +The miserable have no other medicine +But only hope : +I have hope to live , and am prepar'd to die . + +Be absolute for death ; either death or life +Shall thereby be the sweeter . Reason thus with life : +If I do lose thee , I do lose a thing +That none but fools would keep : a breath thou art , +Servile to all the skyey influences , +That dost this habitation , where thou keep'st , +Hourly afflict . Merely , thou art death's fool ; +For him thou labour'st by thy flight to shun , +And yet run'st toward him still . Thou art not noble : +For all th' accommodations that thou bear'st +Are nurs'd by baseness . Thou art by no means valiant ; +For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork +Of a poor worm . Thy best of rest is sleep , +And that thou oft provok'st ; yet grossly fear'st +Thy death , which is no more . Thou art not thyself ; +For thou exist'st on many a thousand grains +That issue out of dust . Happy thou art not ; +For what thou hast not , still thou striv'st to get , +And what thou hast , forget'st . Thou art not certain ; +For thy complexion shifts to strange effects , +After the moon . If thou art rich , thou'rt poor ; +For , like an ass whose back with ingots bows , +Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey , +And death unloads thee . Friend hast thou none ; +For thine own bowels , which do call thee sire , +The mere effusion of thy proper loins , +Do curse the gout , serpigo , and the rheum , +For ending thee no sooner . Thou hast nor youth nor age ; +But , as it were , an after-dinner's sleep , +Dreaming on both ; for all thy blessed youth +Becomes as aged , and doth beg the alms +Of palsied eld ; and when thou art old and rich , +Thou hast neither heat , affection , limb , nor beauty , +To make thy riches pleasant . What's yet in this +That bears the name of life ? Yet in this life +Lie hid moe thousand deaths : yet death we fear , +That makes these odds all even . + +I humbly thank you . +To sue to live , I find I seek to die , +And , seeking death , find life : let it come on . + +What ho ! Peace here ; grace and good company ! + +Who's there ? come in : the wish deserves a welcome . + +Dear sir , ere long I'll visit you again . + +Most holy sir , I thank you . + + +My business is a word or two with Claudio . + +And very welcome . Look , signior ; here's your sister . + +Provost , a word with you . + +As many as you please . + +Bring me to hear them speak , where I may be conceal'd . + + +Now , sister , what's the comfort ? + +Why , as all comforts are ; most good , most good indeed . +Lord Angelo , having affairs to heaven , +Intends you for his swift ambassador , +Where you shall be an everlasting leiger : +Therefore , your best appointment make with speed ; +To-morrow you set on . + +Is there no remedy ? + +None , but such remedy , as to save a head +To cleave a heart in twain . + +But is there any ? + +Yes , brother , you may live : +There is a devilish mercy in the judge , +If you'll implore it , that will free your life , +But fetter you till death . + +Perpetual durance ? + +Ay , just ; perpetual durance , a restraint , +Though all the world's vastidity you had , +To a determin'd scope . + +But in what nature ? + +In such a one as , you consenting to't , +Would bark your honour from that trunk you bear , +And leave you naked . + +Let me know the point . + +O , I do fear thee , Claudio ; and I quake , +Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain , +And six or seven winters more respect +Than a perpetual honour . Dar'st thou die ? +The sense of death is most in apprehension , +And the poor beetle , that we tread upon , +In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great +As when a giant dies . + +Why give you me this shame ? +Think you I can a resolution fetch +From flowery tenderness ? If I must die , +I will encounter darkness as a bride , +And hug it in mine arms . + +There spake my brother : there my father's grave +Did utter forth a voice . Yes , thou must die : +Thou art too noble to conserve a life +In base appliances . This outward-sainted deputy , +Whose settled visage and deliberate word +Nips youth i' the head , and follies doth enmew +As falcon doth the fowl , is yet a devil ; +His filth within being cast , he would appear +A pond as deep as hell . + +The prenzie Angelo ? + +O , 'tis the cunning livery of hell , +The damned'st body to invest and cover +In prenzie guards ! Dost thou think , Claudio ? +If I would yield him my virginity , +Thou mightst be freed . + +O heavens ! it cannot be . + +Yes , he would give't thee , from this rank offence , +So to offend him still . This night's the time +That I should do what I abhor to name , +Or else thou diest to-morrow . + +Thou shalt not do't . + +O ! were it but my life , +I'd throw it down for your deliverance +As frankly as a pin . + +Thanks , dear Isabel . + +Be ready , Claudio , for your death to-morrow . + +Yes . Has he affections in him , +That thus can make him bite the law by the nose , +When he would force it ? Sure , it is no sin ; +Or of the deadly seven it is the least . + +Which is the least ? + +If it were damnable , he being so wise , +Why would he for the momentary trick +Be perdurably fin'd ? O Isabel ! + +What says my brother ? + +Death is a fearful thing . + +And shamed life a hateful . + +Ay , but to die , and go we know not where ; +To lie in cold obstruction and to rot ; +This sensible warm motion to become +A kneaded clod ; and the delighted spirit +To bathe in fiery floods , or to reside +In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice ; +To be imprison'd in the viewless winds , +And blown with restless violence round about +The pendant world ; or to be worse than worst +Of those that lawless and incertain thoughts +Imagine howling : 'tis too horrible ! +The weariest and most loathed worldly life +That age , ache , penury and imprisonment +Can lay on nature is a paradise +To what we fear of death . + +Alas ! alas ! + +Sweet sister , let me live : +What sin you do to save a brother's life , +Nature dispenses with the deed so far +That it becomes a virtue . + +O you beast ! +O faithless coward ! O dishonest wretch ! +Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice ? +Is't not a kind of incest , to take life +From thine own sister's shame ? What should I think ? +Heaven shield my mother play'd my father fair ; +For such a warped slip of wilderness +Ne'er issu'd from his blood . Take my defiance ; +Die , perish ! Might but my bending down +Reprieve thee from thy fate , it should proceed . +I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death , +No word to save thee . + +Nay , hear me , Isabel . + +O , fie , fie , fie ! +Thy sin's not accidental , but a trade . +Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd : +'Tis best that thou diest quickly . + + +O hear me , Isabella . + + +Vouchsafe a word , young sister , but one word . + +What is your will ? + +Might you dispense with your leisure , I would by and by have some speech with you : the satisfaction I would require is likewise your own benefit . + +I have no superfluous leisure : my stay must be stolen out of other affairs ; but I will attend you a while . + +Son , I have overheard what hath past between you and your sister . Angelo had never the purpose to corrupt her ; only he hath made an assay of her virtue to practise his judgment with the disposition of natures . She , having the truth of honour in her , hath made him that gracious denial which he is most glad to receive : I am confessor to Angelo , and I know this to be true ; therefore prepare yourself to death . Do not satisfy your resolution with hopes that are fallible : to-morrow you must die ; go to your knees and make ready . + +Let me ask my sister pardon . I am so out of love with life that I will sue to be rid of it . + +Hold you there : farewell . + + +Provost , a word with you . + +What's your will , father ? + +That now you are come , you will be gone . Leave me awhile with the maid : my mind promises with my habit no loss shall touch her by my company . + +In good time . + + +The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good : the goodness that is cheap in beauty makes beauty brief in goodness ; but grace , being the soul of your complexion , shall keep the body of it ever fair . The assault that Angelo hath made to you , fortune hath conveyed to my understanding ; and , but that frailty hath examples for his falling , I should wonder at Angelo . How would you do to content this substitute , and to save your brother ? + +I am now going to resolve him ; I had rather my brother die by the law than my son should be unlawfully born . But O , how much is the good duke deceived in Angelo ! If ever he return and I can speak to him . I will open my lips in vain , or discover his government . + +That shall not be much amiss : yet , as the matter now stands , he will avoid your accusation ; 'he made trial of you only .' Therefore , fasten your ear on my advisings : to the love I have in doing good a remedy presents itself . I do make myself believe that you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged lady a merited benefit , redeem your brother from the angry law , do no stain to your own gracious person , and much please the absent duke , if peradventure he shall ever return to have hearing of this business . + +Let me hear you speak further . I have spirit to do anything that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit . + +Virtue is bold , and goodness never fearful . Have you not heard speak of Mariana , the sister of Frederick , the great soldier who miscarried at sea ? + +I have heard of the lady , and good words went with her name . + +She should this Angelo have married ; was affianced to her by oath , and the nuptial appointed : between which time of the contract , and limit of the solemnity , her brother Frederick was wracked at sea , having in that perished vessel the dowry of his sister . But mark how heavily this befell to the poor gentlewoman : there she lost a noble and renowned brother , in his love toward her ever most kind and natural ; with him the portion and sinew of her fortune , her marriage-dowry with both , her combinate husband , this well-seeming Angelo . + +Can this be so ? Did Angelo so leave her ? + +Left her in her tears , and dried not one of them with his comfort ; swallowed his vows whole , pretending in her discoveries of dishonour : in few , bestowed her on her own lamentation , which she yet wears for his sake ; and he , a marble to her tears , is washed with them , but relents not . + +What a merit were it in death to take this poor maid from the world ! What corruption in this life , that it will let this man live ! But how out of this can she avail ? + +It is a rupture that you may easily heal ; and the cure of it not only saves your brother , but keeps you from dishonour in doing it . + +Show me how , good father . + +This forenamed maid hath yet in her the continuance of her first affection : his unjust unkindness , that in all reason should have quenched her love , hath , like an impediment in the current , made it more violent and unruly . Go you to Angelo : answer his requiring with a plausible obedience : agree with his demands to the point ; only refer yourself to this advantage , first , that your stay with him may not be long , that the time may have all shadow and silence in it , and the place answer to convenience . This being granted in course , and now follows all , we shall advise this wronged maid to stead up your appointment , go in your place ; if the encounter acknowledge itself hereafter , it may compel him to her recompense ; and here by this is your brother saved , your honour untainted , the poor Mariana advantaged , and the corrupt deputy scaled . The maid will I frame and make fit for his attempt . If you think well to carry this , as you may , the doubleness of the benefit defends the deceit from reproof . What think you of it ? + +The image of it gives me content already , and I trust it will grow to a most prosperous perfection . + +It lies much in your holding up . Haste you speedily to Angelo : if for this night he entreat you to his bed , give him promise of satisfaction . I will presently to St . Luke's ; there , at the moated grange , resides this dejected Mariana : at that place call upon me , and dispatch with Angelo , that it may be quickly . + +I thank you for this comfort . Fare you well , good father . + + +Nay , if there be no remedy for it , but that you will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts , we shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard . + +O heavens ! what stuff is here ? + +'Twas never merry world , since , of two usuries , the merriest was put down , and the worser allowed by order of law a furred gown to keep him warm ; and furred with fox and lamb skins too , to signify that craft , being richer than innocency , stands for the facing . + +Come your way , sir . Bless you , good father friar . + +And you , good brother father . What offence hath this man made you , sir ? + +Marry , sir , he hath offended the law : and , sir , we take him to be a thief too , sir ; for we have found upon him , sir , a strange picklock , which we have sent to the deputy . + +Fie , sirrah : a bawd , a wicked bawd ! +The evil that thou causest to be done , +That is thy means to live . Do thou but think +What 'tis to cram a maw or clothe a back +From such a filthy vice : say to thyself , +From their abominable and beastly touches +I drink , I eat , array myself , and live . +Canst thou believe thy living is a life , +So stinkingly depending ? Go mend , go mend . + +Indeed , it does stink in some sort , sir ; but yet , sir , I would prove + +Nay , if the devil have given thee proofs for sin , +Thou wilt prove his . Take him to prison , officer ; +Correction and instruction must both work +Ere this rude beast will profit . + +He must before the deputy , sir ; he has given him warning . The deputy cannot abide a whoremaster : if he be a whoremonger , and comes before him , he were as good go a mile on his errand . + +That we were all , as some would seem to be , +From our faults , as faults from seeming , free ! + +His neck will come to your waist ,a cord , sir . + +I spy comfort : I cry , bail . Here's a gentleman and a friend of mine . + + +How now , noble Pompey ! What , at the wheels of C sar ? Art thou led in triumph ? What , is there none of Pygmalion's images , newly made woman , to he had now , for putting the hand in the pocket and extracting it clutched ? What reply ? ha ? What say'st thou to this tune , matter and method ? Is't not drowned i' the last rain , ha ? What sayest thou Trot ? Is the world as it was , man ? Which is the way ? Is it sad , and few words , or how ? The trick of it ? + +Still thus , and thus , still worse ! + +How doth my dear morsel , thy mistress ? Procures she still , ha ? + +Troth , sir , she hath eaten up all her beef , and she is herself in the tub . + +Why , 'tis good ; it is the right of it ; it must be so : ever your fresh whore and your powdered bawd : an unshunned consequence ; it must be so . Art going to prison , Pompey ? + +Yes , faith , sir . + +Why , 'tis not amiss , Pompey . Farewell . Go , say I sent thee thither . For debt , Pompey ? or how ? + +For being a bawd , for being a bawd . + +Well , then , imprison him . If imprisonment be the due of a bawd , why , 'tis his right : bawd is he , doubtless , and of antiquity too ; bawd-born . Farewell , good Pompey . Commend me to the prison , Pompey . You will turn good husband now , Pompey ; you will keep the house . + +I hope , sir , your good worship will be my bail . + +No , indeed will I not , Pompey ; it is not the wear . I will pray , Pompey , to increase your bondage : if you take it not patiently , why , your mettle is the more . Adieu , trusty Pompey . Bless you , friar . + +And you . + +Does Bridget paint still , Pompey , ha ? + +Come your ways , sir ; come . + +You will not bail me then , sir ? + +Then , Pompey , nor now . What news abroad , friar ? What news ? + +Come your ways , sir ; come . + +Go to kennel , Pompey ; go . + +What news , friar , of the duke ? + +I know none . Can you tell me of any ? + +Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia ; other some , he is in Rome : but where is he , think you ? + +I know not where ; but wheresoever , I wish him well . + +It was a mad fantastical trick of him to steal from the state , and usurp the beggary he was never born to . Lord Angelo dukes it well in his absence ; he puts transgression to't . + +He does well in't . + +A little more lenity to lechery would do no harm in him : something too crabbed that way , friar . + +It is too general a vice , and severity must cure it . + +Yes , in good sooth , the vice is of a great kindred ; it is well allied ; but it is impossible to extirp it quite , friar , till eating and drinking be put down . They say this Angelo was not made by man and woman after this downright way of creation : is it true , think you ? + +How should he be made , then ? + +Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him ; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes . But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice ; that I know to be true ; and he is a motion generative ; that's infallible . + +You are pleasant , sir , and speak apace . + +Why , what a ruthless thing is this in him , for the rebellion of a cod-piece to take away the life of a man ! Would the duke that is absent have done this ? Ere he would have hanged a man for the getting a hundred bastards , he would have paid for the nursing a thousand : he had some feeling of the sport ; he knew the service , and that instructed him to mercy . + +I never heard the absent duke much detected for women ; he was not inclined that way . + +O , sir , you are deceived . + +'Tis not possible . + +Who ? not the duke ? yes , your beggar of fifty , and his use was to put a ducat in her clack-dish ; the duke had crotchets in him . He would be drunk too ; that let me inform you . + +You do him wrong , surely . + +Sir , I was an inward of his . A shy fellow was the duke ; and , I believe I know the cause of his withdrawing . + +What , I prithee , might be the cause ? + +No , pardon ; 'tis a secret must be locked within the teeth and the lips ; but this I can let you understand , the greater file of the subject held the duke to be wise . + +Wise ! why , no question but he was . + +A very superficial , ignorant , unweighing fellow . + +Either this is envy in you , folly , or mistaking : the very stream of his life and the business he hath helmed must , upon a warranted need , give him a better proclamation . Let him be but testimonied in his own bringings forth , and he shall appear to the envious a scholar , a statesman and a soldier . Therefore you speak unskilfully ; or , if your knowledge be more , it is much darkened in your malice . + +Sir , I know him , and I love him . + +Love talks with better knowledge , and knowledge with dearer love . + +Come , sir , I know what I know . + +I can hardly believe that , since you know not what you speak . But , if ever the duke return ,as our prayers are he may ,let me desire you to make your answer before him : if it be honest you have spoke , you have courage to maintain it . I am bound to call upon you ; and , I pray you , your name ? + +Sir , my name is Lucio , well known to the duke . + +He shall know you better , sir , if I may live to report you . + +I fear you not . + +O ! you hope the duke will return no more , or you imagine me too unhurtful an opposite . But indeed I can do you little harm ; you'll forswear this again . + +I'll be hanged first : thou art deceived in me , friar . But no more of this . Canst thou tell if Claudio die to-morrow or no ? + +Why should he die , sir ? + +Why ? for filling a bottle with a tundish . I would the duke we talk of were returned again : this ungenitured agent will unpeople the province with continency ; sparrows must not build in his house-eaves , because they are lecherous . The duke yet would have dark deeds darkly answered ; he would never bring them to light : would he were returned ! Marry , this Claudio is condemned for untrussing . Farewell , good friar ; I prithee , pray for me . The duke , I say to thee again , would eat mutton on Fridays . He's not past it yet , and I say to thee , he would mouth with a beggar , though she smelt brown bread and garlic : say that I said so . Farewell . + + +No might nor greatness in mortality +Can censure 'scape : back-wounding calumny +The whitest virtue strikes . What king so strong +Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue ? +But who comes here ? + + +Go ; away with her to prison ! + +Good my lord , be good to me ; your honour is accounted a merciful man ; good my lord . + +Double and treble admonition , and still forfeit in the same kind ? This would make mercy swear , and play the tyrant . + +A bawd of eleven years' continuance , may it please your honour . + +My lord , this is one Lucio's information against me . Mistress Kate Keepdown was with child by him in the duke's time ; he promised her marriage ; his child is a year and a quarter old , come Philip and Jacob : I have kept it myself , and see how he goes about to abuse me ! + +That fellow is a fellow of much licence : let him be called before us . Away with her to prison ! Go to ; no more words . + +Provost , my brother Angelo will not be altered ; Claudio must die to-morrow . Let him be furnished with divines , and have all charitable preparation : if my brother wrought by my pity , it should not be so with him . + +So please you , this friar hath been with him , and advised him for the entertainment of death . + +Good even , good father . + +Bliss and goodness on you ! + +Of whence are you ? + +Not of this country , though my chance is now +To use it for my time : I am a brother +Of gracious order , late come from the See , +In special business from his Holiness . + +What news abroad i' the world ? + +None , but there is so great a fever on goodness , that the dissolution of it must cure it : novelty is only in request ; and it is as dangerous to be aged in any kind of course , as it is virtuous to be constant in any undertaking : there is scarce truth enough alive to make societies secure , but security enough to make fellowships accursed . Much upon this riddle runs the wisdom of the world . This news is old enough , yet it is every day's news . I pray you , sir , of what disposition was the duke ? + +One that , above all other strifes , contended especially to know himself . + +What pleasure was he given to ? + +Rather rejoicing to see another merry , than merry at anything which professed to make him rejoice : a gentleman of all temperance . But leave we him to his events , with a prayer they may prove prosperous ; and let me desire to know how you find Claudio prepared . I am made to understand , that you have lent him visitation . + +He professes to have received no sinister measure from his judge , but most willingly humbles himself to the determination of justice ; yet had he framed to himself , by the instruction of his frailty , many deceiving promises of life , which I , by my good leisure have discredited to him , and now is he resolved to die . + +You have paid the heavens your function , and the prisoner the very debt of your calling . I have laboured for the poor gentleman to the extremest shore of my modesty ; but my brother justice have I found so severe , that he hath forced me to tell him he is indeed Justice . + +If his own life answer the straitness of his proceeding , it shall become him well ; wherein if he chance to fail , he hath sentenced himself . + +I am going to visit the prisoner . Fare you well . + +Peace be with you ! + +He , who the sword of heaven will bear +Should be as holy as severe ; +Pattern in himself to know , +Grace to stand , and virtue go ; +More nor less to others paying +Than by self offences weighing . +Shame to him whose cruel striking +Kills for faults of his own liking ! +Twice treble shame on Angelo , +To weed my vice and let his grow ! +O , what may man within him hide , +Though angel on the outward side ! +How many likeness made in crimes , +Making practice on the times , +To draw with idle spiders' strings +Most pond'rous and substantial things ! +Craft against vice I must apply : +With Angelo to-night shall lie +His old betrothed but despis'd : +So disguise shall , by the disguis'd , +Pay with falsehood false exacting , +And perform an old contracting . + +Take , O take those lips away , +That so sweetly were forsworn ; +And those eyes , the break of day , +Lights that do mislead the morn : +But my kisses bring again , +bring again , +Seals of love , but seal'd in vain , +seal'd in vain . + + +Break off thy song , and haste thee quick away : +Here comes a man of comfort , whose advice +Hath often still'd my brawling discontent . + +I cry you mercy , sir ; and well could wish +You had not found me here so musical : +Let me excuse me , and believe me so , + +My mirth it much displeas'd , but pleas'd my woe . + +'Tis good ; though music oft hath such a charm +To make bad good , and good provoke to harm . +I pray you tell me , hath anybody inquired for me here to-day ? much upon this time have I promised here to meet . + +You have not been inquired after : I have sat here all day . + +I do constantly believe you . The time is come even now . I shall crave your forbearance a little ; may be I will call upon you anon , for some advantage to yourself . + +I am always bound to you . + +Very well met , and well come . +What is the news from this good deputy ? + +He hath a garden circummur'd with brick , +Whose western side is with a vineyard back'd ; +And to that vineyard is a planched gate , +That makes his opening with this bigger key ; +This other doth command a little door +Which from the vineyard to the garden leads ; +There have I made my promise +Upon the heavy middle of the night +To call upon him . + +But shall you on your knowledge find this way ? + +I have ta'en a due and wary note upon't : +With whispering and most guilty diligence , +In action all of precept , he did show me +The way twice o'er . + +Are there no other tokens +Between you 'greed concerning her observance ? + +No , none , but only a repair i' the dark ; +And that I have possess'd him my most stay +Can be but brief ; for I have made him know +I have a servant comes with me along , +That stays upon me , whose persuasion is +I come about my brother . + +'Tis well borne up . +I have not yet made known to Mariana +A word of this . What ho ! within ! come forth . + + +I pray you , be acquainted with this maid ; + +She comes to do you good . + +I do desire the like . + +Do you persuade yourself that I respect you ? + +Good friar , I know you do , and oft have found it . + +Take then this your companion by the hand , +Who hath a story ready for your ear . +I shall attend your leisure : but make haste ; +The vaporous night approaches . + +Will't please you walk aside ? + + +O place and greatness ! millions of false eyes +Are stuck upon thee : volumes of report +Run with these false and most contrarious quests +Upon thy doings : thousand escapes of wit +Make thee the father of their idle dream , +And rack thee in their fancies ! + +Welcome ! How agreed ? + +She'll take the enterprise upon her , father , +If you advise it . + +It is not my consent , +But my entreaty too . + +Little have you to say +When you depart from him , but , soft and low , +'Remember now my brother .' + +Fear me not . + +Nor , gentle daughter , fear you not at all . +He is your husband on a pre-contract : +To bring you thus together , 'tis no sin , +Sith that the justice of your title to him +Doth flourish the deceit . Come , let us go : +Our corn's to reap , for yet our tithe's to sow . + + +Come hither , sirrah . Can you cut off a man's head ? + +If the man be a bachelor , sir , I can ; but if he be a married man , he is his wife's head , and I can never cut off a woman's head . + +Come , sir , leave me your snatches , and yield me a direct answer . To-morrow morning are to die Claudio and Barnardine . Here is in our prison a common executioner , who in his office lacks a helper : if you will take it on you to assist him , it shall redeem you from your gyves ; if not , you shall have your full time of imprisonment , and your deliverance with an unpitied whipping , for you have been a notorious bawd . + +Sir , I have been an unlawful bawd time out of mind ; but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman . I would be glad to receive some instruction from my fellow partner . + +What ho , Abhorson ! Where's Abhorson , there ? + + +Do you call , sir ? + +Sirrah , here's a fellow will help you to-morrow in your execution . If you think it meet , compound with him by the year , and let him abide here with you ; if not , use him for the present , and dismiss him . He cannot plead his estimation with you ; he hath been a bawd . + +A bawd , sir ? Fie upon him ! he will discredit our mystery . + +Go to , sir ; you weigh equally ; a feather will turn the scale . + + +Pray , sir , by your good favour for surely , sir , a good favour you have , but that you have a hanging look ,do you call , sir , your occupation a mystery ? + +Ay , sir ; a mystery . + +Painting , sir , I have heard say , is a mystery ; and your whores , sir , being members of my occupation , using painting , do prove my occupation a mystery : but what mystery there should be in hanging , if I should be hanged , I cannot imagine . + +Sir , it is a mystery . + +Proof ? + +Every true man's apparel fits your thief . + +If it be too little for your thief , your true man thinks it big enough ; if it be too big for your thief , your thief thinks it little enough : so , every true man's apparel fits your thief . + + +Are you agreed ? + +Sir , I will serve him ; for I do find that your hangman is a more penitent trade than your bawd , he doth often ask forgiveness . + +You , sirrah , provide your block and your axe to-morrow four o'clock . + +Come on , bawd ; I will instruct thee in my trade ; follow . + +I do desire to learn , sir ; and , I hope , if you have occasion to use me for your own turn , you shall find me yare ; for , truly , sir , for your kindness I owe you a good turn . + +Call hither Barnardine and Claudio : + +The one has my pity ; not a jot the other , +Being a murderer , though he were my brother . + + +Look , here's the warrant , Claudio , for thy death : +'Tis now dead midnight , and by eight to-morrow + +Thou must be made immortal . Where's Barnardine ? + +As fast lock'd up in sleep as guiltless labour +When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones ; +He will not wake . + +Who can do good on him ? +Well , go ; prepare yourself . + +But hark , what noise ? +Heaven give your spirits comfort ! + +By and by . +I hope it is some pardon or reprieve +For the most gentle Claudio . + +Welcome , father . + +The best and wholesom'st spirits of the night +Envelop you , good provost ! Who call'd here of late ? + +None since the curfew rung . + +Not Isabel ? + +No . + +They will , then , ere't be long . + +What comfort is for Claudio ? + +There's some in hope . + +It is a bitter deputy . + +Not so , not so : his life is parallel'd +Even with the stroke and line of his great justice : +He doth with holy abstinence subdue +That in himself which he spurs on his power +To qualify in others : were he meal'd with that +Which he corrects , then were he tyrannous ; +But this being so , he's just . + +Now are they come . + +This is a gentle provost : seldom when +The steeled gaoler is the friend of men . + +How now ! What noise ? That spirit's possess'd with haste +That wounds the unsisting postern with these strokes . + + +There he must stay until the officer +Arise to let him in ; he is call'd up . + +Have you no countermand for Claudio yet , +But he must die to-morrow ? + +None , sir , none . + +As near the dawning , provost , as it is , +You shall hear more ere morning . + +Happily +You something know ; yet , I believe there comes +No countermand : no such example have we . +Besides , upon the very siege of justice , +Lord Angelo hath to the public ear +Profess'd the contrary . + +This is his lordship's man . + +And here comes Claudio's pardon . + +My lord hath sent you this note ; and by me this further charge , that you swerve not from the smallest article of it , neither in time , matter , or other circumstance . Good morrow ; for , as I take it , it is almost day . + +I shall obey him . + + +This is his pardon , purchased by such sin +For which the pardoner himself is in ; +Hence hath offence his quick celerity , +When it is borne in high authority . +When vice makes mercy , mercy's so extended , +That for the fault's love is the offender friended . +Now , sir , what news ? + +I told you ; Lord Angelo , belike thinking me remiss in mine office , awakens me with this unwonted putting on ; methinks strangely , for he hath not used it before . + +Pray you , let's hear . + +Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary , let Claudio be executed by four of the clock ; and , in the afternoon , Barnardine . For my better satisfaction , let me have Claudio's head sent me by five . Let this be duly performed ; with a thought that more depends on it than we must yet deliver . Thus fail not to do your office , as you will answer it at your peril . +What say you to this , sir ? + +What is that Barnardine who is to be executed this afternoon ? + +A Bohemian born , but here nursed up and bred ; one that is a prisoner nine years old . + +How came it that the absent duke had not either delivered him to his liberty or executed him ? I have heard it was ever his manner to do so . + +His friends still wrought reprieves for him ; and , indeed , his fact , till now in the government of Lord Angelo , came not to an undoubtful proof . + +It is now apparent ? + +Most manifest , and not denied by himself . + +Hath he borne himself penitently in prison ? How seems he to be touched ? + +A man that apprehends death no more dreadfully but as a drunken sleep ; careless , reckless , and fearless of what's past , present , or to come ; insensible of mortality , and desperately mortal . + +He wants advice . + +He will hear none . He hath evermore had the liberty of the prison : give him leave to escape hence , he would not : drunk many times a day , if not many days entirely drunk . We have very oft awaked him , as if to carry him to execution , and showed him a seeming warrant for it : it hath not moved him at all . + +More of him anon . There is written in your brow , provost , honesty and constancy ; if I read it not truly , my ancient skill beguiles me ; but , in the boldness of my cunning I will lay myself in hazard . Claudio , whom here you have warrant to execute , is no greater forfeit to the law than Angalo who hath sentenced him . To make you understand this in a manifested effect , I crave but four days' respite , for the which you are to do me both a present and a dangerous courtesy . + +Pray , sir , in what ? + +In the delaying death . + +Alack ! how may I do it , having the hour limited , and an express command , under penalty , to deliver his head in the view of Angelo ? I may make my case as Claudio's to cross this in the smallest . + +By the vow of mine order I warrant you , if my instructions may be your guide . Let this Barnardine be this morning executed , and his head borne to Angelo . + +Angelo hath seen them both , and will discover the favour . + +O ! death's a great disguiser , and you may add to it . Shave the head , and tie the beard ; and say it was the desire of the penitent to be so bared before his death : you know the course is common . If anything fall to you upon this , more than thanks and good fortune , by the saint whom I profess , I will plead against it with my life . + +Pardon me , good father ; it is against my oath . + +Were you sworn to the duke or to the deputy ? + +To him , and to his substitutes . + +You will think you have made no offence , if the duke avouch the justice of your dealing ? + +But what likelihood is in that ? + +Not a resemblance , but a certainty . Yet since I see you fearful , that neither my coat , integrity , nor persuasion can with ease attempt you , I will go further than I meant , to pluck all fears out of you . Look you , sir ; here is the hand and seal of the duke : you know the character , I doubt not , and the signet is not strange to you . + +I know them both . + +The contents of this is the return of the duke : you shall anon over-read if at your pleasure , where you shall find within these two days , he will be here . This is a thing that Angelo knows not , for he this very day receives letters of strange tenour ; perchance of the duke's death ; perchance , his entering into some monastery ; but , by chance , nothing of what is writ . Look , the unfolding star calls up the shepherd . Put not yourself into amazement how these things should be : all difficulties are but easy when they are known . Call your executioner , and off with Barnardine's head : I will give him a present shrift and advise him for a better place . Yet you are amaz'd , but this shall absolutely resolve you . Come away ; it is almost clear dawn . + + +I am as well acquainted here as I was in our house of profession : one would think it were Mistress Overdone's own house , for here be many of her old customers . First , here's young Master Rash ; he's in for a commodity of brown paper and old ginger , nine-score and seventeen pounds , of which he made five marks , ready money : marry , then ginger was not much in request , for the old women were all dead . Then is there here one Master Caper , at the suit of Master Three-pile the mercer , for some four suits of peach-colour'd satin , which now peaches him a beggar . Then have we young Dizy , and young Master Deep-vow , and Master Copperspur , and Master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger man , and young Drop-heir that kill'd lusty Pudding , and Master Forthlight , the tilter , and brave Master Shoe-tie the great traveller , and wild Half-can that stabbed Pots , and , I think , forty more ; all great doers in our trade , and are now 'for the Lord's sake .' + + +Sirrah , bring Barnardine hither . + +Master Barnardine ! you must rise and be hanged , Master Barnardine . + +What ho ! Barnardine ! + +A pox o' your throats ! +Who makes that noise there ? What are you ? + +Your friends , sir ; the hangman . You must be so good , sir , to rise and be put to death . + +Away ! you rogue , away ! +I am sleepy . + +Tell him he must awake , and that quickly too . + +Pray , Master Barnardine , awake till you are executed , and sleep afterwards . + +Go in to him , and fetch him out . + +He is coming , sir , he is coming ; I hear his straw rustle . + +Is the axe upon the block , sirrah ? + +Very ready , sir . + + +How now , Abhorson ! what's the news with you ? + +Truly , sir , I would desire you to clap into your prayers ; for , look you , the warrant's come . + +You rogue , I have been drinking all night ; I am not fitted for't . + +O , the better , sir ; for he that drinks all night , and is hang'd betimes in the morning , may sleep the sounder all the next day . + +Look you , sir ; here comes your ghostly father : do we jest now , think you ? + + +Sir , induced by my charity , and hearing how hastily you are to depart , I am come to advise you , comfort you , and pray with you . + +Friar , not I : I have been drinking hard all night , and I will have more time to prepare me , or they shall beat out my brains with billets . I will not consent to die this day , that's certain . + +O , sir , you must ; and therefore , I beseech you look forward on the journey you shall go . + +I swear I will not die to-day for any man's persuasion . + +But hear you . + +Not a word : if you have anything to say to me , come to my ward ; for thence will not I to day . + +Unfit to live or die . O , gravel heart ! +After him fellows : bring him to the block . + + +Now , sir , how do you find the prisoner ? + +A creature unprepar'd , unmeet for death ; +And , to transport him in the mind he is +Were damnable . + +Here in the prison , father , +There died this morning of a cruel fever +One Ragozine , a most notorious pirate , +A man of Claudio's years ; his beard and head +Just of his colour . What if we do omit +This reprobate till he were well inclin'd , +And satisfy the deputy with the visage +Of Ragozine , more like to Claudio ? + +O , 'tis an accident that heaven provides ! +Dispatch it presently : the hour draws on +Prefix'd by Angelo . See this be done , +And sent according to command , whiles I +Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die . + +This shall be done , good father , presently . +But Barnardine must die this afternoon : +And how shall we continue Claudio , +To save me from the danger that might come +If he were known alive ? + +Let this be done : +Put them in secret holds , both Barnardine and Claudio : +Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting +To the under generation , you shall find +Your safety manifested . + +I am your free dependant . + +Quick , dispatch , +And send the head to Angelo . + +Now will I write letters to Angelo , +The provost , he shall bear them ,whose contents +Shall witness to him I am near at home , +And that , by great injunctions , I am bound +To enter publicly : him I'll desire +To meet me at the consecrated fount +A league below the city ; and from thence , +By cold gradation and well-balanc'd form , +We shall proceed with Angelo . + + +Here is the head ; I'll carry it myself . + +Convenient is it . Make a swift return , +For I would commune with you of such things +That want no ear but yours . + +I'll make all speed . + + +Peace , ho , be here ! + +The tongue of Isabel . She's come to know +If yet her brother's pardon be come hither ; +But I will keep her ignorant of her good , +To make her heavenly comforts of despair , +When it is least expected . + + +Ho ! by your leave . + +Good morning to you , fair and gracious daughter . + +The better , given me by so holy a man . +Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon ? + +He hath releas'd him , Isabel , from the world : +His head is off and sent to Angelo . + +Nay , but it is not so . + +It is no other : show your wisdom , daughter , +In your close patience . + +O ! I will to him and pluck out his eyes ! + +You shall not be admitted to his sight . + +Unhappy Claudio ! Wretched Isabel ! +Injurious world ! Most damned Angelo ! + +This nor hurts him nor profits you a jot ; +Forbear it therefore ; give your cause to heaven . +Mark what I say , which you shall find +By every syllable a faithful verity . +The duke comes home to-morrow ; nay , dry your eyes : +One of our covent , and his confessor , +Gives me this instance : already he hath carried +Notice to Escalus and Angelo , +Who do prepare to meet him at the gates , +There to give up their power . If you can , pace your wisdom +In that good path that I would wish it go , +And you shall have your bosom on this wretch , +Grace of the Duke , revenges to your heart , +And general honour . + +I am directed by you . + +This letter then to Friar Peter give ; +'Tis that he sent me of the duke's return : +Say , by this token , I desire his company +At Mariana's house to-night . Her cause and yours , +I'll perfect him withal , and he shall bring you +Before the duke ; and to the head of Angelo +Accuse him home , and home . For my poor self , +I am combined by a sacred vow +And shall be absent . Wend you with this letter . +Command these fretting waters from your eyes +With a light heart : trust not my holy order , +If I pervert your course . Who's here ? + + +Good even . Friar , where is the provost ? + +Not within , sir . + +O pretty Isabella , I am pale at mine heart to see thine eyes so red : thou must be patient . I am fain to dine and sup with water and bran ; I dare not for my head fill my belly ; one fruitful meal would set me to't . But they say the duke will be here to-morrow . By my troth , Isabel , I loved thy brother : if the old fantastical duke of dark corners had been at home , he had lived . + + +Sir , the duke is marvellous little beholding to your reports ; but the best is , he lives not in them . + +Friar , thou knowest not the duke so well as I do : he's a better woodman than thou takest him for . + +Well , you'll answer this one day . +Fare ye well . + +Nay , tarry ; I'll go along with thee : I can tell thee pretty tales of the duke . + +You have told me too many of him already , sir , if they be true ; if not true , none were enough . + +I was once before him for getting a wench with child . + +Did you such a thing ? + +Yes , marry , did I ; but I was fain to forswear it : they would else have married me to the rotten medlar . + +Sir , your company is fairer than honest . +Rest you well . + +By my troth , I'll go with thee to the lane's end . If bawdy talk offend you , we'll have very little of it . Nay , friar , I am a kind of burr ; I shall stick . + + +Every letter he hath writ hath disvouched other . + +In most uneven and distracted manner . +His actions show much like to madness : pray heaven his wisdom be not tainted ! And why meet him at the gates , and redeliver our authorities there ? + +I guess not . + +And why should we proclaim it in an hour before his entering , that if any crave redress of injustice , they should exhibit their petitions in the street ? + +He shows his reason for that : to have a dispatch of complaints , and to deliver us from devices hereafter , which shall then have no power to stand against us . + +Well , I beseech you , let it be proclaim'd : +Betimes i' the morn I'll call you at your house ; +Give notice to such men of sort and suit +As are to meet him . + +I shall , sir : fare you well . + +Good night . + +This deed unshapes me quite , makes me unpregnant +And dull to all proceedings . A deflower'd maid , +And by an eminent body that enforc'd +The law against it ! But that her tender shame +Will not proclaim against her maiden loss , +How might she tongue me ! Yet reason dares her no : +For my authority bears so credent bulk , +That no particular scandal once can touch : +But it confounds the breather . He should have liv'd , +Save that his riotous youth , with dangerous sense , +Might in the times to come have ta'en revenge , +By so receiving a dishonour'd life +With ransom of such shame . Would yet he had liv'd ! +Alack ! when once our grace we have forgot , +Nothing goes right : we would , and we would not . + + +These letters at fit time deliver me . + +The provost knows our purpose and our plot . +The matter being afoot , keep your instruction , +And hold you ever to our special drift , +Though sometimes you do blench from this to that , +As cause doth minister . Go call at Flavius' house , +And tell him where I stay : give the like notice +To Valentinus , Rowland , and to Crassus , +And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate ; +But send me Flavius first . + +It shall be speeded well . + +I thank thee , Varrius ; thou hast made good haste . +Come , we will walk . There's other of our friends +Will greet us here anon , my gentle Varrius . + + +To speak so indirectly I am loath : +I would say the truth ; but to accuse him so , +That is your part : yet I'm advis'd to do it ; +He says , to veil full purpose . + +Be rul'd by him . + +Besides , he tells me that if peradventure +He speak against me on the adverse side , +I should not think it strange ; for 'tis a physic +That's bitter to sweet end . + +I would , Friar Peter + +O , peace ! the friar is come . + + +Come ; I have found you out a stand most fit , +Where you may have such vantage on the duke , +He shall not pass you . Twice have the trumpets sounded : +The generous and gravest citizens +Have hent the gates , and very near upon +The duke is ent'ring : therefore hence , away ! + +My very worthy cousin , fairly met ! +Our old and faithful friend , we are glad to see you . + +Happy return be to your royal Grace ! + +Happy return be to your royal Grace ! + +Many and hearty thankings to you both . +We have made inquiry of you ; and we hear +Such goodness of your justice , that our soul +Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks , +Forerunning more requital . + +You make my bonds still greater . + +O ! your desert speaks loud ; and I should wrong it , +To lock it in the wards of covert bosom , +When it deserves , with characters of brass , +A forted residence 'gainst the tooth of time +And razure of oblivion . Give me your hand , +And let the subject see , to make them know +That outward courtesies would fain proclaim +Favours that keep within . Come , Escalus , +You must walk by us on our other hand ; +And good supporters are you . + + +Now is your time : speak loud and kneel before him . + +Justice , O royal duke ! Vail your regard +Upon a wrong'd , I'd fain have said , a maid ! +O worthy prince ! dishonour not your eye +By throwing it on any other object +Till you have heard me in my true complaint +And given me justice , justice , justice , justice ! + +Relate your wrongs : in what ? by whom ? Be brief ; +Here is Lord Angelo , shall give you justice : +Reveal yourself to him . + +O worthy duke ! +You bid me seek redemption of the devil . +Hear me yourself ; for that which I must speak +Must either punish me , not being believ'd , +Or wring redress from you . Hear me , O , hear me , here ! + +My lord , her wits , I fear me , are not firm : +She hath been a suitor to me for her brother +Cut off by course of justice , + +By course of justice ! + +And she will speak most bitterly and strange . + +Most strange , but yet most truly , will I speak . +That Angelo's forsworn , is it not strange ? +That Angelo's a murderer , is't not strange ? +That Angelo is an adulterous thief , +A hypocrite , a virgin-violator ; +Is it not strange , and strange ? + +Nay , it is ten times strange . + +It is not truer he is Angelo +Than this is all as true as it is strange ; +Nay , it is ten times true ; for truth is truth +To the end of reckoning . + +Away with her ! poor soul , +She speaks this in the infirmity of sense . + +O prince , I conjure thee , as thou believ'st +There is another comfort than this world , +That thou neglect me not , with that opinion +That I am touch'd with madness . Make not impossible +That which but seems unlike . 'Tis not impossible +But one , the wicked'st caitiff on the ground , +May seem as shy , as grave , as just , as absolute +As Angelo ; even so may Angelo , +In all his dressings , characts , titles , forms , +Be an arch-villain . Believe it , royal prince : +If he be less , he's nothing ; but he's more , +Had I more name for badness . + +By mine honesty , +If she be mad ,as I believe no other , +Her madness hath the oddest frame of sense , +Such a dependency of thing on thing , +As e'er I heard in madness . + +O gracious duke ! +Harp not on that ; nor do not banish reason +For inequality ; but let your reason serve +To make the truth appear where it seems hid , +And hide the false seems true . + +Many that are not mad +Have , sure , more lack of reason . What would you say ? + +I am the sister of one Claudio , +Condemn'd upon the act of fornication +To lose his head ; condemn'd by Angelo . +I , in probation of a sisterhood , +Was sent to by my brother ; one Lucio +As then the messenger , + +That's I , an't like your Grace : +I came to her from Claudio , and desir'd her +To try her gracious fortune with Lord Angelo +For her poor brother's pardon . + +That's he indeed . + +You were not bid to speak . + +No , my good lord ; +Nor wish'd to hold my peace . + +I wish you now , then ; +Pray you , take note of it ; and when you have +A business for yourself , pray heaven you then +Be perfect . + +I warrant your honour . + +The warrant's for yourself : take heed to it . + +This gentleman told somewhat of my tale , + +Right . + +It may be right ; but you are in the wrong +To speak before your time . Proceed . + +I went +To this pernicious caitiff deputy . + +That's somewhat madly spoken . + +Pardon it ; +The phrase is to the matter . + +Mended again : the matter ; proceed . + +In brief , to set the needless process by , +How I persuaded , how I pray'd , and kneel'd , +How he refell'd me , and how I replied , +For this was of much length ,the vile conclusion +I now begin with grief and shame to utter . +He would not , but by gift of my chaste body +To his concupiscible intemperate lust , +Release my brother ; and , after much debatement , +My sisterly remorse confutes mine honour , +And I did yield to him . But the next morn betimes , +His purpose surfeiting , he sends a warrant +For my poor brother's head . + +This is most likely ! + +O , that it were as like as it is true ! + +By heaven , fond wretch ! thou know'st not what thou speak'st , +Or else thou art suborn'd against his honour +In hateful practice . First , his integrity +Stands without blemish ; next , it imports no reason +That with such vehemency he should pursue +Faults proper to himself : if he had so offended , +He would have weigh'd thy brother by himself , +And not have cut him off . Some one hath set you on : +Confess the truth , and say by whose advice +Thou cam'st here to complain . + +And is this all ? +Then , O you blessed ministers above , +Keep me in patience ; and , with ripen'd time +Unfold the evil which is here wrapt up +In countenance ! Heaven shield your Grace from woe , +As I , thus wrong'd , hence unbelieved go ! + +I know you'd fain be gone . An officer ! +To prison with her ! Shall we thus permit +A blasting and a scandalous breath to fall +On him so near us ? This needs must be a practice . +Who knew of your intent and coming hither ? + +One that I would were here , Friar Lodowick . + +A ghostly father , belike . Who knows that Lodowick ? + +My lord , I know him ; 'tis a meddling friar ; +I do not like the man : had he been lay , my lord , +For certain words he spake against your Grace +In your retirement , I had swing'd him soundly . + +Words against me ! This' a good friar , belike ! +And to set on this wretched woman here +Against our substitute ! Let this friar be found . + +But yesternight , my lord , she and that friar , +I saw them at the prison : a saucy friar , +A very scurvy fellow . + +Bless'd be your royal Grace ! +I have stood by , my lord , and I have heard +Your royal ear abus'd . First , hath this woman +Most wrongfully accus'd your substitute , +Who is as free from touch or soil with her , +As she from one ungot . + +We did believe no less . +Know you that Friar Lodowick that she speaks of ? + +I know him for a man divine and holy ; +Not scurvy , nor a temporary meddler , +As he's reported by this gentleman ; +And , on my trust , a man that never yet +Did , as he vouches , misreport your Grace . + +My lord , most villanously ; believe it . + +Well ; he in time may come to clear himself , +But at this instant he is sick , my lord , +Of a strange fever . Upon his mere request , +Being come to knowledge that there was complaint +Intended 'gainst Lord Angelo , came I hither , +To speak , as from his mouth , what he doth know +Is true and false ; and what he with his oath +And all probation will make up full clear , +Whensoever he's convented . First , for this woman , +To justify this worthy nobleman , +So vulgarly and personally accus'd , +Her shall you hear disproved to her eyes , +Till she herself confess it . + +Good friar , let's hear it . + +Do you not smile at this , Lord Angelo ? +O heaven , the vanity of wretched fools ! +Give us some seats . Come , cousin Angelo ; +In this I'll be impartial ; be you judge +Of your own cause . Is this the witness , friar ? +First , let her show her face , and after speak . + +Pardon , my lord ; I will not show my face +Until my husband bid me . + +What , are you married ? + +No , my lord . + +Are you a maid ? + +No , my lord . + +A widow , then ? + +Neither , my lord . + +Why , you +Are nothing , then : neither maid , widow , nor wife ? + +My lord , she may be a punk ; for many of them are neither maid , widow , nor wife . + +Silence that fellow : I would he had some cause +To prattle for himself . + +Well , my lord . + +My lord , I do confess I ne'er was married ; +And I confess besides I am no maid : +I have known my husband yet my husband knows not +That ever he knew me . + +He was drunk then my lord : it can be no better . + +For the benefit of silence , would thou wert so too ! + +Well , my lord . + +This is no witness for Lord Angelo . + +Now I come to't , my lord : +She that accuses him of fornication , +In self-same manner doth accuse my husband ; +And charges him , my lord , with such a time , +When , I'll depose , I had him in mine arms , +With all th' effect of love . + +Charges she moe than me ? + +Not that I know . + +No ? you say your husband . + +Why , just , my lord , and that is Angelo , +Who thinks he knows that he ne'er knew my body +But knows he thinks that he knows Isabel's . + +This is a strange abuse . Let's see thy face . + +My husband bids me ; now I will unmask . + +This is that face , thou cruel Angelo , +Which once thou swor'st was worth the looking on : +This is the hand which , with a vow'd contract , +Was fast belock'd in thine : this is the body +That took away the match from Isabel , +And did supply thee at thy garden-house +In her imagin'd person . + +Know you this woman ? + +Carnally , she says . + +Sirrah , no more ! + +Enough , my lord . + +My lord , I must confess I know this woman ; +And five years since there was some speech of marriage +Betwixt myself and her , which was broke off , +Partly for that her promised proportions +Came short of composition ; but , in chief +For that her reputation was disvalu'd +In levity : since which time of five years +I never spake with her , saw her , nor heard from her , +Upon my faith and honour . + +Noble prince , +As there comes light from heaven and words from breath , +As there is sense in truth and truth in virtue , +I am affianc'd this man's wife as strongly +As words could make up vows : and , my good lord , +But Tuesday night last gone in 's garden-house +He knew me as a wife . As this is true , +Let me in safety raise me from my knees +Or else for ever be confixed here , +A marble monument . + +I did but smile till now : +Now , good my lord , give me the scope of justice ; +My patience here is touch'd . I do perceive +These poor informal women are no more +But instruments of some more mightier member +That sets them on . Let me have way , my lord , +To find this practice out . + +Ay , with my heart ; +And punish them unto your height of pleasure . +Thou foolish friar , and thou pernicious woman , +Compact with her that's gone , think'st thou thy oaths , +Though they would swear down each particular saint , +Were testimonies against his worth and credit +That's seal'd in approbation ? You , Lord Escalus , +Sit with my cousin ; lend him your kind pains +To find out this abuse , whence 'tis deriv'd . +There is another friar that set them on ; +Let him be sent for . + +Would he were here , my lord ; for he indeed +Hath set the women on to this complaint : +Your provost knows the place where he abides +And he may fetch him . + +Go do it instantly . + +And you , my noble and well-warranted cousin , +Whom it concerns to hear this matter forth , +Do with your injuries as seems you best , +In any chastisement : I for awhile will leave you ; +But stir not you , till you have well determin'd +Upon these slanderers . + +My lord , we'll do it throughly . + +Signior Lucio , did not you say you knew that +Friar Lodowick to be a dishonest person ? + +Cucullus non facit monachum : honest in nothing , but in his clothes ; and one that hath spoke most villanous speeches of the duke . + +We shall entreat you to abide here till he come and enforce them against him . We shall find this friar a notable fellow . + +As any in Vienna , on my word . + +Call that same Isabel here once again : +I would speak with her . + + +Pray you , my lord , give me leave to question ; you shall see how I'll handle her . + +Not better than he , by her own report . + +Say you ? + +Marry , sir , I think , if you handled her privately , she would sooner confess : perchance , publicly , she'll be ashamed . + +I will go darkly to work with her . + +That's the way : for women are light at midnight . + + +Come on , mistress : here's a gentlewoman denies all that you have said . + +My lord , here comes the rascal I spoke of ; here with the provost . + +In very good time : speak not you to him , till we call upon you . + + +Mum . + +Come , sir . Did you set these women on to slander Lord Angelo ? they have confessed you did . + +'Tis false . + +How ! know you where you are ? + +Respect to your great place ! and let the devil +Be sometime honour'd for his burning throne . +Where is the duke ? 'tis he should hear me speak . + +The duke's in us , and we will hear you speak : +Look you speak justly . + +Boldly , at least . But , O , poor souls ! +Come you to seek the lamb here of the fox ? +Good night to your redress ! Is the duke gone ? +Then is your cause gone too . The duke's unjust , +Thus to retort your manifest appeal , +And put your trial in the villain's mouth +Which here you come to accuse . + +This is the rascal : this is he I spoke of . + +Why , thou unreverend and unhallow'd friar ! +Is't not enough thou hast suborn'd these women +To accuse this worthy man , but , in foul mouth , +And in the witness of his proper ear , +To call him villain ? +And then to glance from him to the duke himself . +To tax him with injustice ? take him hence ; +To the rack with him ! We'll touse you joint by joint , +But we will know his purpose . What ! 'unjust' ? + +Be not so hot ; the duke +Dare no more stretch this finger of mine than he +Dare rack his own : his subject am I not , +Nor here provincial . My business in this state +Made me a looker-on here in Vienna , +Where I have seen corruption boil and bubble +Till it o'er-run the stew : laws for all faults , +But faults so countenanc'd , that the strong statutes +Stand like the forfeits in a barber's shop , +As much in mock as mark . + +Slander to the state ! Away with him to prison ! + +What can you vouch against him , Signior Lucio ? +Is this the man that you did tell us of ? + +'Tis he , my lord . Come hither , goodman bald-pate : do you know me ? + +I remember you , sir , by the sound of your voice : I met you at the prison , in the absence of the duke . + +O ! did you so ? And do you remember what you said of the duke ? + +Most notedly , sir . + +Do you so , sir ? And was the duke a flesh-monger , a fool , and a coward , as you then reported him to be ? + +You must , sir , change persons with me , ere you make that my report : you , indeed , spoke so of him ; and much more , much worse . + +O thou damnable fellow ! Did not I pluck thee by the nose for thy speeches ? + +I protest I love the duke as I love myself . + +Hark how the villain would close now , after his treasonable abuses ! + +Such a fellow is not to be talk'd withal . +Away with him to prison ! Where is the provost ? +Away with him to prison ! Lay bolts enough on him , let him speak no more . Away with those giglots too , and with the other confederate companion ! + + +Stay , sir ; stay awhile . + +What ! resists he ? Help him , Lucio . + +Come , sir ; come , sir ; come , sir ; foh ! sir . Why , you bald-pated , lying rascal , you must be hooded , must you ? show your knave's visage , with a pox to you ! show your sheepbiting face , and be hanged an hour ! Will't not off ? + + +Thou art the first knave that e'er made a duke . +First , provost , let me bail these gentle three . + + +Sneak not away , sir ; for the friar and you +Must have a word anon . Lay hold on him . + +This may prove worse than hanging . + +What you have spoke I pardon ; sit you down : +We'll borrow place of him . + +Sir , by your leave . +Hast thou or word , or wit , or impudence , +That yet can do thee office ? If thou hast , +Rely upon it till my tale be heard , +And hold no longer out . + +O my dread lord ! +I should be guiltier than my guiltiness , +To think I can be undiscernible +When I perceive your Grace , like power divine , +Hath look'd upon my passes . Then , good prince , +No longer session hold upon my shame , +But let my trial be mine own confession : +Immediate sentence then and sequent death +Is all the grace I beg . + +Come hither , Mariana , +Say , wast thou e'er contracted to this woman ? + +I was , my lord . + +Go take her hence , and marry her instantly . +Do you the office , friar ; which consummate , +Return him here again . Go with him , provost . + + +My lord , I am more amaz'd at his dishonour +Than at the strangeness of it . + +Come hither , Isabel . +Your friar is now your prince : as I was then +Advertising and holy to your business , +Not changing heart with habit , I am still +Attorney'd at your service . + +O , give me pardon , +That I , your vassal , have employ'd and pain'd +Your unknown sovereignty ! + +You are pardon'd , Isabel : +And now , dear maid , be you as free to us . +Your brother's death , I know , sits at your heart ; +And you may marvel why I obscur'd myself , +Labouring to save his life , and would not rather +Make rash remonstrance of my hidden power +Than let him so be lost . O most kind maid ! +It was the swift celerity of his death , +Which I did think with slower foot came on , +That brain'd my purpose : but , peace be with him ! +That life is better life , past fearing death , +Than that which lives to fear : make it your comfort , +So happy is your brother . + +I do , my lord . + + +For this new-married man approaching here , +Whose salt imagination yet hath wrong'd +Your well-defended honour , you must pardon +For Mariana's sake . But as he adjudg'd your brother , +Being criminal , in double violation +Of sacred chastity , and of promise-breach , +Thereon dependent , for your brother's life , +The very mercy of the law cries out +Most audible , even from his proper tongue , +'An Angelo for Claudio , death for death !' +Haste still pays haste , and leisure answers leisure , +Like doth quit like , and Measure still for Measure . +Then , Angelo , thy fault's thus manifested , +Which , though thou wouldst deny , denies thee vantage . +We do condemn thee to the very block +Where Claudio stoop'd to death , and with like haste . +Away with him ! + +O , my most gracious lord ! +I hope you will not mock me with a husband . + +It is your husband mock'd you with a husband . +Consenting to the safeguard of your honour , +I thought your marriage fit ; else imputation , +For that he knew you , might reproach your life +And choke your good to come . For his possessions , +Although by confiscation they are ours , +We do instate and widow you withal , +To buy you a better husband . + +O my dear lord ! +I crave no other , nor no better man . + +Never crave him ; we are definitive . + +Gentle my liege , + +You do but lose your labour . +Away with him to death ! + +Now , sir , to you . + +O my good lord ! Sweet Isabel , take my part : +Lend me your knees , and , all my life to come , +I'll lend you all my life to do you service , + +Against all sense you do importune her : +Should she kneel down in mercy of this fact , +Her brother's ghost his paved bed would break , +And take her hence in horror . + +Isabel , +Sweet Isabel , do yet but kneel by me : +Hold up your hands , say nothing , I'll speak all . +They say best men are moulded out of faults , +And , for the most , become much more the better +For being a little bad : so may my husband . +O , Isabel ! will you not lend a knee ? + +He dies for Claudio's death . + +Most bounteous sir , +Look , if it please you , on this man condemn'd , +As if my brother liv'd . I partly think +A due sincerity govern'd his deeds , +Till he did look on me : since it is so , +Let him not die . My brother had but justice , +In that he did the thing for which he died : +For Angelo , +His act did not o'ertake his bad intent ; +And must be buried but as an intent +That perish'd by the way . Thoughts are no subjects ; +Intents but merely thoughts . + +Merely , my lord . + +Your suit's unprofitable : stand up , I say . +I have bethought me of another fault . +Provost , how came it Claudio was beheaded +At an unusual hour ? + +It was commanded so . + +Had you a special warrant for the deed ? + +No , my good lord ; it was by private message . + +For which I do discharge you of your office : +Give up your keys . + +Pardon me , noble lord : +I thought it was a fault , but knew it not , +Yet did repent me , after more advice ; +For testimony whereof , one in the prison , +That should by private order else have died +I have reserv'd alive . + +What's he ? + +His name is Barnardine . + +I would thou hadst done so by Claudio . +Go , fetch him hither : let me look upon him . + + +I am sorry , one so learned and so wise +As you , Lord Angelo , have still appear'd , +Should slip so grossly , both in the heat of blood , +And lack of temper'd judgment afterward . + +I am sorry that such sorrow I procure ; +And so deep sticks it in my penitent heart +That I crave death more willingly than mercy : +'Tis my deserving , and I do entreat it . + + +Which is that Barnardine ? + +This , my lord . + +There was a friar told me of this man . +Sirrah , thou art said to have a stubborn soul , +That apprehends no further than this world , +And squar'st thy life according . Thou'rt condemn'd : +But , for those earthly faults , I quit them all , +And pray thee take this mercy to provide +For better times to come . Friar , advise him : +I leave him to your hand .What muffled fellow's that ? + +This is another prisoner that I sav'd , +That should have died when Claudio lost his head , +As like almost to Claudio as himself . + + +If he be like your brother , for his sake +Is he pardon'd ; and , for your lovely sake +Give me your hand and say you will be mine , +He is my brother too . But fitter time for that . +By this , Lord Angelo perceives he's safe : +Methinks I see a quickening in his eye . +Well , Angelo , your evil quits you well : +Look that you love your wife ; her worth worth yours . +I find an apt remission in myself , +And yet here's one in place I cannot pardon . + + +You , sirrah , that knew me for a fool , a coward , +One all of luxury , an ass , a madman : +Wherein have I so deserv'd of you , +That you extol me thus ? + +'Faith , my lord , I spoke it but according to the trick . If you will hang me for it , you may ; but I had rather it would please you I might be whipped . + +Whipp'd first , sir , and hang'd after . +Proclaim it , provost , round about the city , +If any woman's wrong'd by this lewd fellow , +As I have heard him swear himself there's one +Whom he begot with child , let her appear , +And he shall marry her : the nuptial finish'd , +Let him be whipp'd and hang'd . + +I beseech your highness , do not marry me to a whore . Your highness said even now , I made you a duke : good my lord , do not recompense me in making me a cuckold . + +Upon mine honour , thou shalt marry her . +Thy slanders I forgive ; and therewithal +Remit thy other forfeits . Take him to prison , +And see our pleasure herein executed . + +Marrying a punk , my lord , is pressing to death , whipping , and hanging . + +Slandering a prince deserves it . +She , Claudio , that you wrong'd , look you restore . +Joy to you , Mariana ! love her , Angelo : +I have confess'd her and I know her virtue . +Thanks , good friend Escalus , for thy much goodness : +There's more behind that is more gratulate . +Thanks , provost , for thy care and secrecy ; +We shall employ thee in a worthier place . +Forgive him , Angelo , that brought you home +The head of Ragozine for Claudio's : +The offence pardons itself . Dear Isabel , +I have a motion much imports your good ; +Whereto if you'll a willing ear incline , +What's mine is yours , and what is yours is mine . +So , bring us to our palace ; where we'll show +What's yet behind , that's meet you all should know . + +MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING + +I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Arragon comes this night to Messina . + +He is very near by this : he was not three leagues off when I left him . + +How many gentlemen have you lost in this action ? + +But few of any sort , and none of name . + +A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full numbers . I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio . + +Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by Don Pedro . He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age , doing in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion : he hath indeed better bettered expectation than you must expect of me to tell you how . + +He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much glad of it . + +I have already delivered him letters , and there appears much joy in him ; even so much that joy could not show itself modest enough without a badge of bitterness . + +Did he break out into tears ? + +In great measure . + +A kind overflow of kindness . There are no faces truer than those that are so washed : how much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping ! + +I pray you is Signior Mountanto returned from the wars or no ? + +I know none of that name , lady : there was none such in the army of any sort . + +What is he that you ask for , niece ? + +My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua . + +O ! he is returned , and as pleasant as ever he was . + +He set up his bills here in Messina and challenged Cupid at the flight ; and my uncle's fool , reading the challenge , subscribed for Cupid , and challenged him at the bird-bolt . I pray you , how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars ? But how many hath he killed ? for , indeed , I promised to eat all of his killing . + +Faith , niece , you tax Signior Benedick too much ; but he'll be meet with you , I doubt it not . + +He hath done good service , lady , in these wars . + +You had musty victual , and he hath holp to eat it : he is a very valiant trencherman ; he hath an excellent stomach . + +And a good soldier too , lady . + +And a good soldier to a lady ; but what is he to a lord ? + +A lord to a lord , a man to a man , stuffed with all honourable virtues . + +It is so , indeed ; he is no less than a stuffed man ; but for the stuffing ,well , we are all mortal . + +You must not , sir , mistake my niece There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her : they never meet but there's a skirmish of wit between them . + +Alas ! he gets nothing by that . In our last conflict four of his five wits went halting off , and now is the whole man governed with one ! so that if he have wit enough to keep himself warm , let him bear it for a difference between himself and his horse ; for it is all the wealth that he hath left to be known a reasonable creature . Who is his companion now ? He hath every month a new sworn brother . + +Is't possible ? + +Very easily possible : he wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat ; it ever changes with the next block . + +I see , lady , the gentleman is not in your books . + +No ; an he were , I would burn my study . But , I pray you , who is his companion ? Is there no young squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil ? + +He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio . + +O Lord ! he will hang upon him like a disease : he is sooner caught than the pestilence , and the taker runs presently mad . God help the noble Claudio ! if he have caught the Benedick , it will cost him a thousand pound ere a' be cured . + +I will hold friends with you , lady . + +Do , good friend . + +You will never run mad , niece . + +No , not till a hot January . + +Don Pedro is approached . + + +Good Signior Leonato , you are come to meet your trouble : the fashion of the world is to avoid cost , and you encounter it . + +Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your Grace , for trouble being gone , comfort should remain ; but when you depart from me , sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave . + +You embrace your charge too willingly . I think this is your daughter . + +Her mother hath many times told me so . + +Were you in doubt , sir , that you asked her ? + +Signior Benedick , no ; for then you were a child . + +You have it full , Benedick : we may guess by this what you are , being a man . Truly , the lady fathers herself . Be happy , lady , for you are like an honourable father . + +If Signior Leonato be her father , she would not have his head on her shoulders for all Messina , as like him as she is . + +I wonder that you will still be talking , Signior Benedick : nobody marks you . + +What ! my dear Lady Disdain , are you yet living ? + +Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick ? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain , if you come in her presence . + +Then is courtesy a turncoat . But it is certain I am loved of all ladies , only you excepted ; and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart ; for , truly , I love none . + +A dear happiness to women : they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor . I thank God and my cold blood , I am of your humour for that : I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me . + +God keep your ladyship still in that mind ; so some gentleman or other shall scape a predestinate scratched face . + +Scratching could not make it worse , an 'twere such a face as yours were . + +Well , you are a rare parrot-teacher . + +A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours . + +I would my horse had the speed of your tongue , and so good a continuer . But keep your way , i' God's name ; I have done . + +You always end with a jade's trick : I know you of old . + +This is the sum of all , Leonato : Signior Claudio , and Signior Benedick , my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all . I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month , and he heartily prays some occasion may detain us longer : I dare swear he is no hypocrite , but prays from his heart . + +If you swear , my lord , you shall not be forsworn . + +Let me bid you welcome , my lord : being reconciled to the prince your brother , I owe you all duty . + +I thank you : I am not of many words , but I thank you . + +Please it your Grace lead on ? + +Your hand , Leonato ; we will go together . + + +Benedick , didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato ? + +I noted her not ; but I looked on her . + +Is she not a modest young lady ? + +Do you question me , as an honest man should do , for my simple true judgment ; or would you have me speak after my custom , as being a professed tyrant to their sex ? + +No ; I pray thee speak in sober judgment . + +Why , i' faith , methinks she's too low for a high praise , too brown for a fair praise , and too little for a great praise : only this commendation I can afford her , that were she other than she is , she were unhandsome , and being no other but as she is , I do not like her . + +Thou thinkest I am in sport : I pray thee tell me truly how thou likest her . + +Would you buy her , that you inquire after her ? + +Can the world buy such a jewel ? + +Yea , and a case to put it into . But speak you this with a sad brow , or do you play the flouting Jack , to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder , and Vulcan a rare carpenter ? Come , in what key shall a man take you , to go in the song ? + +In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on . + +I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter : there's her cousin an she were not possessed with a fury , exceeds her as much in beauty as the first of May doth the last of December . But I hope you have no intent to turn husband , have you ? + +I would scarce trust myself , though I had sworn to the contrary , if Hero would be my wife . + +Is't come to this , i' faith ? Hath not the world one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion ? Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again ? Go to , i' faith ; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a yoke , wear the print of it , and sigh away Sundays . Look ! Don Pedro is returned to seek you . + + +What secret hath held you here , that you followed not to Leonato's ? + +I would your Grace would constrain me to tell . + +I charge thee on thy allegiance . + +You hear , Count Claudio : I can be secret as a dumb man ; I would have you think so ; but on my allegiance , mark you this , on my allegiance : he is in love . With who ? now that is your Grace's part . Mark how short his answer is : with Hero , Leonato's short daughter . + +If this were so , so were it uttered . + +Like the old tale , my lord : 'it is not so , nor 'twas not so ; but , indeed , God forbid it should be so .' + +If my passion change not shortly , God forbid it should be otherwise . + +Amen , if you love her ; for the lady is very well worthy . + +You speak this to fetch me in , my lord . + +By my troth , I speak my thought . + +And in faith , my lord , I spoke mine . + +And by my two faiths and troths , my lord , I spoke mine . + +That I love her , I feel . + +That she is worthy , I know . + +That I neither feel how she should be loved nor know how she should be worthy , is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me : I will die in it at the stake . + +Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of beauty . + +And never could maintain his part but in the force of his will . + +That a woman conceived me , I thank her ; that she brought me up , I likewise give her most humble thanks : but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead , or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick , all women shall pardon me . Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any , I will do myself the right to trust none ; and the fine is ,for the which I may go the finer ,I will live a bachelor . + +I shall see thee , ere I die , look pale with love . + +With anger , with sickness , or with hunger , my lord ; not with love : prove that ever I lose more blood with love than I will get again with drinking , pick out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen , and hang me up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of blind Cupid . + +Well , if ever thou dost fall from this faith , thou wilt prove a notable argument . + +If I do , hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me ; and he that hits me , let him be clapped on the shoulder , and called Adam . + +Well , as time shall try : +'In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke .' + +The savage bull may ; but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it , pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead ; and let me be vilely painted , and in such great letters as they write , 'Here is good horse to hire ,' let them signify under my sign 'Here you may see Benedick the married man .' + +If this should ever happen , thou wouldst be horn-mad . + +Nay , if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in Venice , thou wilt quake for this shortly . + +I look for an earthquake too then . + +Well , you will temporize with the hours . In the meantime , good Signior Benedick , repair to Leonato's : commend me to him and tell him I will not fail him at supper ; for indeed he hath made great preparation . + +I have almost matter enough in me for such an embassage ; and so I commit you + +To the tuition of God : from my house , if I had it , + +The sixth of July : your loving friend , Benedick . + +Nay , mock not , mock not . The body of your discourse is sometime guarded with fragments , and the guards are but slightly basted on neither : ere you flout old ends any further , examine your conscience : and so I leave you . + + +My liege , your highness now may do me good . + +My love is thine to teach : teach it but how , +And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn +Any hard lesson that may do thee good . + +Hath Leonato any son , my lord ? + +No child but Hero ; she's his only heir . +Dost thou affect her , Claudio ? + +O ! my lord , +When you went onward on this ended action , +I looked upon her with a soldier's eye , +That lik'd , but had a rougher task in hand +Than to drive liking to the name of love ; +But now I am return'd , and that war-thoughts +Have left their places vacant , in their rooms +Come thronging soft and delicate desires , +All prompting me how fair young Hero is , +Saying , I lik'd her ere I went to wars . + +Thou wilt be like a lover presently , +And tire the hearer with a book of words . +If thou dost love fair Hero , cherish it , +And I will break with her , and with her father , +And thou shalt have her . Was't not to this end +That thou began'st to twist so fine a story ? + +How sweetly do you minister to love , +That know love's grief by his complexion ! +But lest my liking might too sudden seem , +I would have salv'd it with a longer treatise . + +What need the bridge much broader than the flood ? +The fairest grant is the necessity . +Look , what will serve is fit : 'tis once , thou lov'st , +And I will fit thee with the remedy . +I know we shall have revelling to-night : +I will assume thy part in some disguise , +And tell fair Hero I am Claudio ; +And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart , +And take her hearing prisoner with the force +And strong encounter of my amorous tale : +Then , after to her father will I break ; +And the conclusion is , she shall be thine . +In practice let us put it presently . + + +How now , brother ! Where is my cousin , your son ? Hath he provided this music ? + +He is very busy about it . But , brother , I can tell you strange news that you yet dreaint not of . + +Are they good ? + +As the event stamps them : but they have a good cover ; they show well outward . The prince and Count Claudio , walking in a thick-pleached alley in my orchard , were thus much overheard by a man of mine : the prince discovered to Claudio that he loved my niece your daughter , and meant to acknowledge it this night in a dance ; and , if he found her accordant , he meant to take the present time by the top and instantly break with you of it . + +Hath the fellow any wit that told you this ? + +A good sharp fellow : I will send for him ; and question him yourself . + +No , no ; we will hold it as a dream till it appear itself : but I will acquaint my daughter withal , that she may be the better prepared for an answer , if peradventure this be true . Go you , and tell her of it . + +Cousins , you know what you have to do . O ! I cry you mercy , friend ; go you with me , and I will use your skill . Good cousin , have a care this busy time . + + +What the good-year , my lord ! why are you thus out of measure sad ? + +There is no measure in the occasion that breeds ; therefore the sadness is without limit . + +You should hear reason . + +And when I have heard it , what blessing brings it ? + +It not a present remedy , at least a patient sufferance . + +I wonder that thou , being ,as thou say'st thou art ,born under Saturn , goest about to apply a moral medicine to a mortifying mischief . I cannot hide what I am : I must be sad when I have cause , and smile at no man's jests ; eat when I have stomach , and wait for no man's leisure ; sleep when I am drowsy , and tend on no man's business ; laugh when I am merry , and claw no man in his humour . + +Yea ; but you must not make the full show of this till you may do it without controlment . You have of late stood out against your brother , and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace ; where it is impossible you should take true root but by the fair weather that you make yourself : it is needful that you frame the season for your own harvest . + +I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace ; and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any : in this , though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man , it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain . I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog ; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage . If I had my mouth , I would bite ; if I had my liberty , I would do my liking : in the meantime , let me be that I am , and seek not to alter me . + +Can you make no use of your discontent ? + +I make all use of it , for I use it only . Who comes here ? + +What news , Borachio ? + +I came yonder from a great supper : the prince , your brother , is royally entertained by Leonato ; and I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage . + +Will it serve for any model to build mischief on ? What is he for a fool that betroths himself to unquietness ? + +Marry , it is your brother's right hand . + +Who ? the most exquisite Claudio ? + +Even he . + +A proper squire ! And who , and who ? which way looks he ? + +Marry , on Hero , the daughter and heir of Leonato . + +A very forward March-chick ! How came you to this ? + +Being entertained for a perfumer , as I was smoking a musty room , comes me the prince and Claudio , hand in hand , in sad conference : I whipt me behind the arras , and there heard it agreed upon that the prince should woo Hero for himself , and having obtained her , give her to Count Claudio . + +Come , come ; let us thither : this may prove food to my displeasure . That young start-up hath all the glory of my overthrow : if I can cross him any way , I bless myself every way . You are both sure , and will assist me ? + +To the death , my lord . + +To the death , my lord . + +Let us to the great supper : their cheer is the greater that I am subdued . Would the cook were of my mind ! Shall we go prove what's to be done ? + +We'll wait upon your lordship . + +Was not Count John here at supper ? + +I saw him not . + +How tartly that gentleman looks ! I never can see him but I am heart-burned an hour after . + +He is of a very melancholy disposition . + +He were an excellent man that were made just in the mid-way between him and Benedick : the one is too like an image , and says nothing ; and the other too like my lady's eldest son , evermore tattling . + +Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's mouth , and half Count John's melancholy in Signior Benedick's face , + +With a good leg and a good foot , uncle , and money enough in his purse , such a man would win any woman in the world , if a' could get her good will . + +By my troth , niece , thou wilt never get thee a husband , if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue . + +In faith , she's too curst . + +Too curst is more than curst : I shall lessen God's sending that way ; for it is said , 'God sends a curst cow short horns ;' but to a cow too curst he sends none . + +So , by being too curst , God will send you no horns ? + +Just , if he send me no husband ; for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening . Lord ! I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face : I had rather lie in the woollen . + +You may light on a husband that hath no beard . + +What should I do with him ? dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman ? He that hath a beard is more than a youth , and he that hath no beard is less than a man ; and he that is more than a youth is not for me ; and he that is less than a man , I am not for him : therefore I will even take sixpence in earnest of the bear-ward , and lead his apes into hell . + +Well then , go you into hell ? + +No ; but to the gate ; and there will the devil meet me , like an old cuckold , with horns on his head , and say , 'Get you to heaven , Beatrice , get you to heaven ; here's no place for you maids :' so deliver I up my apes , and away to Saint Peter for the heavens ; he shows me where the bachelors sit , and there live we as merry as the day is long . + +Well , niece , I trust you will be ruled by your father . + +Yes , faith ; it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy , and say , 'Father , as it please you :' but yet for all that , cousin , let him be a handsome fellow , or else make another curtsy , and say , 'Father , as it please me .' + +Well , niece , I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband . + +Not till God make men of some other metal than earth . Would it not grieve a woman to be over-mastered with a piece of valiant dust ? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl ? No , uncle , I'll none : Adam's sons are my brethren ; and truly , I hold it a sin to match in my kindred . + +Daughter , remember what I told you : if the prince do solicit you in that kind , you know your answer . + +The fault will be in the music , cousin , if you be not wooed in good time : if the prince be too important , tell him there is measure in everything , and so dance out the answer . For , hear me , Hero : wooing , wedding , and repenting , is as a Scotch jig , a measure , and a cinque-pace : the first suit is hot and hasty , like a Scotch jig , and full as fantastical ; the wedding , mannerly-modest , as a measure , full of state and ancientry ; and then comes Repentance , and , with his bad legs , falls into the cinque-pace faster and faster , till he sink into his grave . + +Cousin , you apprehend passing shrewdly . + +I have a good eye , uncle : I can see a church by daylight . + +The revellers are entering , brother : make good room . + +Lady , will you walk about with your friend ? + +So you walk softly and look sweetly and say nothing , I am yours for the walk ; and especially when I walk away . + +With me in your company ? + +I may say so , when I please . + +And when please you to say so ? + +When I like your favour ; for God defend the lute should be like the case ! + +My visor is Philemon's roof ; within the house is Jove . + +Why , then , your visor should be thatch'd . + +Speak low , if you speak love . + + +Well , I would you did like me . + +So would not I , for your own sake ; for I have many ill qualities . + +Which is one ? + +I say my prayers aloud . + +I love you the better ; the hearers may cry Amen . + +God match me with a good dancer ! + +Amen . + +And God keep him out of my sight when the dance is done ! Answer , clerk . + +No more words : the clerk is answered . + +I know you well enough : you are Signior Antonio . + +At a word , I am not . + +I know you by the waggling of your head . + +To tell you true , I counterfeit him . + +You could never do him so ill-well , unless you were the very man . Here's his dry hand up and down : you are he , you are he . + +At a word , I am not . + +Come , come ; do you think I do not know you by your excellent wit ? Can virtue hide itself ? Go to , mum , you are he : graces will appear , and there's an end . + +Will you not tell me who told you so ? + +No , you shall pardon me . + +Nor will you not tell me who you are ? + +Not now . + +That I was disdainful , and that I had my good wit out of the 'Hundred Merry Tales .' Well , this was Signior Benedick that said so . + +What's he ? + +I am sure you know him well enough . + +Not I , believe me . + +Did he never make you laugh ? + +I pray you , what is he ? + +Why , he is the prince's jester : a very dull fool ; only his gift is in devising impossible slanders : none but libertines delight in him ; and the commendation is not in his wit , but in his villany ; for he both pleases men and angers them , and then they laugh at him and beat him . I am sure he is in the fleet : I would he had boarded me ! + +When I know the gentleman , I'll tell him what you say . + +Do , do : he'll but break a comparison or two on me ; which , peradventure not marked or not laughed at , strikes him into melancholy ; and then there's a partridge wing saved , for the fool will eat no supper that night . + +We must follow the leaders . + +In every good thing . + +Nay , if they lead to any ill , I will leave them at the next turning . + + +Sure my brother is amorous on Hero , and hath withdrawn her father to break with him about it . The ladies follow her and but one visor remains . + +And that is Claudio : I know him by his bearing . + +Are you not Signior Benedick ? + +You know me well ; I am he . + +Signior , you are very near my brother in his love : he is enamoured on Hero ; I pray you , dissuade him from her ; she is no equal for his birth : you may do the part of an honest man in it . + +How know you he loves her ? + +I heard him swear his affection . + +So did I too ; and he swore he would marry her to-night . + +Come , let us to the banquet . + + +Thus answer I in name of Benedick , +But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio . +'Tis certain so ; the prince woos for himself . +Friendship is constant in all other things +Save in the office and affairs of love : +Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues ; +Let every eye negotiate for itself +And trust no agent ; for beauty is a witch +Against whose charms faith melteth into blood . +This is an accident of hourly proof , +Which I mistrusted not . Farewell , therefore , Hero ! + + +Count Claudio ? + +Yea , the same . + +Come , will you go with me ? + +Whither ? + +Even to the next willow , about your own business , count . What fashion will you wear the garland of ? About your neck , like a usurer's chain ? or under your arm , like a lieutenant's scarf ? You must wear it one way , for the prince hath got your Hero . + +I wish him joy of her . + +Why , that's spoken like an honest drovier : so they sell bullocks . But did you think the prince would have served you thus ? + +I pray you , leave me . + +Ho ! now you strike like the blind man : 'twas the boy that stole your meat , and you'll beat the post . + +If it will not be , I'll leave you . + + +Alas ! poor hurt fowl . Now will he creep into sedges . But , that my lady Beatrice should know me , and not know me ! The prince's fool ! Ha ! it may be I go under that title because I am merry . Yea , but so I am apt to do myself wrong ; I am not so reputed : it is the base though bitter disposition of Beatrice that puts the world into her person , and so gives me out . Well , I'll be revenged as I may . + + +Now , signior , where's the count ? Did you see him ? + +Troth , my lord , I have played the part of Lady Fame . I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a warren . I told him , and I think I told him true , that your Grace had got the good will of this young lady ; and I offered him my company to a willow tree , either to make him a garland , as being forsaken , or to bind him up a rod , as being worthy to be whipped . + +To be whipped ! What's his fault ? + +The flat transgression of a school-boy , who , being overjoy'd with finding a bird's nest , shows it his companion , and he steals it . + +Wilt thou make a trust a transgression ? The transgression is in the stealer . + +Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been made , and the garland too ; for the garland he might have worn himself , and the rod he might have bestowed on you , who , as I take it , have stolen his bird's nest . + +I will but teach them to sing , and restore them to the owner . + +If their singing answer your saying , by my faith , you say honestly . + +The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you : the gentleman that danced with her told her she is much wronged by you . + +O ! she misused me past the endurance of a block : an oak but with one green leaf on it , would have answered her : my very visor began to assume life and scold with her . She told me , not thinking I had been myself , that I was the prince's jester ; that I was duller than a great thaw ; huddling jest upon jest with such impossible conveyance upon me , that I stood like a man at a mark , with a whole army shooting at me . She speaks poniards , and every word stabs : if her breath were as terrible as her terminations , there were no living near her ; she would infect to the north star . I would not marry her , though she were endowed with all that Adam had left him before he transgressed : she would have made Hercules have turned spit , yea , and have cleft his club to make the fire too . Come , talk not of her ; you shall find her the infernal Ate in good apparel . I would to God some scholar would conjure her , for certainly , while she is here , a man may live as quiet in hell as in a sanctuary ; and people sin upon purpose because they would go thither ; so , indeed , all disquiet , horror and perturbation follow her . + + +Look ! here she comes . + +Will your Grace command me any service to the world's end ? I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on ; I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of Asia ; bring you the length of Prester John's foot ; fetch you a hair off the Great Cham's beard ; do you any embassage to the Pigmies , rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy . You have no employment for me ? + +None , but to desire your good company . + +O God , sir , here's a dish I love not : I cannot endure my Lady Tongue . + + +Come , lady , come ; you have lost the heart of Signior Benedick . + +Indeed , my lord , he lent it me awhile ; and I gave him use for it , a double heart for a single one : marry , once before he won it of me with false dice , therefore your Grace may well say I have lost it . + +You have put him down , lady , you have put him down . + +So I would not he should do me , my lord , lest I should prove the mother of fools . I have brought Count Claudio , whom you sent me to seek . + +Why , how now , count ! wherefore are you sad ? + +Not sad , my lord . + +How then ? Sick ? + +Neither , my lord . + +The count is neither sad , nor sick , nor merry , nor well ; but civil count , civil as an orange , and something of that jealous complexion . + +I' faith , lady , I think your blazon to be true ; though , I'll be sworn , if he be so , his conceit is false . Here , Claudio , I have wooed in thy name , and fair Hero is won ; I have broke with her father , and , his good will obtained ; name the day of marriage , and God give thee joy ! + +Count , take of me my daughter , and with her my fortunes : his Grace hath made the match , and all grace say Amen to it ! + +Speak , count , 'tis your cue . + +Silence is the perfectest herald of joy : I were but little happy , if I could say how much . Lady , as you are mine , I am yours : I give away myself for you and dote upon the exchange . + +Speak , cousin ; or , if you cannot , stop his mouth with a kiss , and let not him speak neither . + +In faith , lady , you have a merry heart . + +Yea , my lord ; I thank it , poor fool , it keeps on the windy side of care . My cousin tells him in his ear that he is in her heart . + +And so she doth , cousin . + +Good Lord , for alliance ! Thus goes every one to the world but I , and I am sunburnt . I may sit in a corner and cry heigh-ho for a husband ! + +Lady Beatrice , I will get you one . + +I would rather have one of your father's getting . Hath your Grace ne'er a brother like you ? Your father got excellent husbands , if a maid could come by them . + +Will you have me , lady ? + +No , my lord , unless I might have another for working days : your Grace is too costly to wear every day . But , I beseech your Grace , pardon me ; I was born to speak all mirth and no matter . + +Your silence most offends me , and to be merry best becomes you ; for , out of question , you were born in a merry hour . + +No , sure , my lord , my mother cried ; but then there was a star danced , and under that was I born . Cousins , God give you joy ! + +Niece , will you look to those things I told you of ? + +I cry you mercy , uncle . By your Grace's pardon . + + +By my troth , a pleasant-spirited lady . + +There's little of the melancholy element in her , my lord : she is never sad but when she sleeps ; and not ever sad then , for I have heard my daughter say , she hath often dreamed of unhappiness and waked herself with laughing . + +She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband . + +O ! by no means : she mocks all her wooers out of suit . + +She were an excellent wife for Benedick . + +O Lord ! my lord , if they were but a week married , they would talk themselves mad . + +Count Claudio , when mean you to go to church ? + +To-morrow , my lord . Time goes on crutches till love have all his rites . + +Not till Monday , my dear son , which is hence a just seven-night ; and a time too brief too , to have all things answer my mind . + +Come , you shake the head at so long a breathing ; but , I warrant thee , Claudio , the time shall not go dully by us . I will in the interim undertake one of Hercules' labours , which is , to bring Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a mountain of affection the one with the other . I would fain have it a match ; and I doubt not but to fashion it , if you three will but minister such assistance as I shall give you direction . + +My lord , I am for you , though it cost me ten nights' watchings . + +And I , my lord . + +And you too , gentle Hero ? + +I will do any modest office , my lord , to help my cousin to a good husband . + +And Benedick is not the unhopefullest husband that I know . Thus far can I praise him ; he is of a noble strain , of approved valour , and confirmed honesty . I will teach you how to humour your cousin , that she shall fall in love with Benedick ; and I , with your two helps , will so practise on Benedick that , in despite of his quick wit and his queasy stomach , he shall fall in love with Beatrice . If we can do this , Cupid is no longer an archer : his glory shall be ours , for we are the only love-gods . Go in with me , and I will tell you my drift . + + +It is so ; the Count Claudio shall marry the daughter of Leonato . + +Yea , my lord ; but I can cross it . + +Any bar , any cross , any impediment will be medicinable to me : I am sick in displeasure to him , and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges evenly with mine . How canst thou cross this marriage ? + +Not honestly , my lord ; but so covertly that no dishonesty shall appear in me . + +Show me briefly how . + +I think I told your lordship , a year since , how much I am in the favour of Margaret , the waiting-gentlewoman to Hero . + +I remember . + +I can , at any unseasonable instant of the night , appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber-window . + +What life is in that , to be the death of this marriage ? + +The poison of that lies in you to temper . Go you to the prince your brother ; spare not to tell him , that he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned Claudio ,whose estimation do you mightily hold up ,to a contaminated stale , such a one as Hero . + +What proof shall I make of that ? + +Proof enough to misuse the prince , to vex Claudio , to undo Hero , and kill Leonato . +Look you for any other issue ? + +Only to despite them , I will endeavour any thing . + +Go , then ; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and the Count Claudio alone : tell them that you know that Hero loves me ; intend a kind of zeal both to the prince and Claudio , as in love of your brother's honour , who hath made this match , and his friend's reputation , who is thus like to be cozened with the semblance of a maid ,that you have discovered thus . They will scarcely believe this without trial : offer them instances , which shall bear no less likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window , hear me call Margaret Hero ; hear Margaret term me Claudio ; and bring them to see this the very night before the intended wedding : for in the meantime I will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be absent ; and there shall appear such seeming truth of Hero's disloyalty , that jealousy shall be called assurance , and all the preparation overthrown . + +Grow this to what adverse issue it can , I will put it in practice . Be cunning in the working this , and thy fee is a thousand ducats . + +Be you constant in the accusation , and my cunning shall not shame me . + +I will presently go learn their day of marriage . + + +Boy ! + + +Signior ? + +In my chamber-window lies a book ; bring it hither to me in the orchard . + +I am here already , sir . + +I know that ; but I would have thee hence , and here again . [Exit Boy .] I do much wonder that one man , seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviours to love , will , after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others , become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love : and such a man is Claudio . I have known , when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife ; and now had he rather hear the tabor and the pipe : I have known , when he would have walked ten mile afoot to see a good armour ; and now will he lie ten nights awake , carving the fashion of a new doublet . He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose , like an honest man and a soldier ; and now is he turned orthographer ; his words are a very fantastical banquet , just so many strange dishes . May I be so converted , and see with these eyes ? I cannot tell ; I think not : I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster ; but I'll take my oath on it , till he have made an oyster of me , he shall never make me such a fool . One woman is fair , yet I am well ; another is wise , yet I am well ; another virtuous , yet I am well ; but till all graces be in one woman , one woman shall not come in my grace . Rich she shall be , that's certain ; wise , or I'll none ; virtuous , or I'll never cheapen her ; fair , or I'll never look on her ; mild , or come not near me ; noble , or not I for an angel ; of good discourse , an excellent musician , and her hair shall be of what colour it please God . Ha ! the prince and Monsieur Love ! I will hide me in the arbour . + +Come , shall we hear this music ? + +Yea , my good lord . How still the evening is , +As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony ! + +See you where Benedick hath hid himself ? + +O ! very well , my lord : the music ended , +We'll fit the kid-fox with a penny-worth . + +Come , Balthazar , we'll hear that song again . + +O ! good my lord , tax not so bad a voice +To slander music any more than once . + +It is the witness still of excellency , +To put a strange face on his own perfection . +I pray thee , sing , and let me woo no more . + +Because you talk of wooing , I will sing ; +Since many a wooer doth commence his suit +To her he thinks not worthy ; yet he woos ; +Yet will he swear he loves . + +Nay , pray thee , come ; +Or if thou wilt hold longer argument , +Do it in notes . + +Note this before my notes ; +There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting . + +Why these are very crotchets that he speaks ; +Notes , notes , forsooth , and nothing ! + + +Now , divine air ! now is his soul ravished ! Is it not strange that sheeps' guts should hale souls out of men's bodies ? Well , a horn for my money , when all's done . + +Sigh no more , ladies , sigh no more , +Men were deceivers ever ; +One foot in sea , and one on shore , +To one thing constant never . +Then sigh not so , +But let them go , +And be you blithe and bonny , +Converting all your sounds of woe +Into Hey nonny , nonny . +Sing no more ditties , sing no mo +Of dumps so dull and heavy ; +The fraud of men was ever so , +Since summer first was leavy . +Then sigh not so , +But let them go , +And be you blithe and bonny , +Converting all your sounds of woe +Into Hey nonny , nonny . + + +By my troth , a good song . + +And an ill singer , my lord . + +Ha , no , no , faith ; thou singest well enough for a shift . + +An he had been a dog that should have howled thus , they would have hanged him ; and I pray God his bad voice bode no mischief . I had as lief have heard the night-raven , come what plague could have come after it . + +Yea , marry ; dost thou hear , Balthazar ? I pray thee , get us some excellent music , for to-morrow night we would have it at the Lady Hero's chamber-window . + +The best I can , my lord . + +Do so : farewell . + +Come hither , Leonato : what was it you told me of to-day , that your niece Beatrice was in love with Signior Benedick ? + +O ! ay : + +Stalk on , stalk on ; the fowl sits . I did never think that lady would have loved any man . + +No , nor I neither ; but most wonderful that she should so dote on Signior Benedick , whom she hath in all outward behaviours seemed ever to abhor . + +Is't possible ? Sits the wind in that corner ? + +By my troth , my lord , I cannot tell what to think of it but that she loves him with an enraged affection : it is past the infinite of thought . + +May be she doth but counterfeit . + +Faith , like enough . + +O God ! counterfeit ! There was never counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion as she discovers it . + +Why , what effects of passion shows she ? + +Bait the hook well : this fish will bite . + +What effects , my lord ? She will sit you ; + +You heard my daughter tell you how . + +She did , indeed . + +How , how , I pray you ? You amaze me : I would have thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection . + +I would have sworn it had , my lord ; especially against Benedick . + +I should think this a gull , but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it : knavery cannot , sure , hide itself in such reverence . + +He hath ta'en the infection : hold it up . + +Hath she made her affection known to Benedick ? + +No ; and swears she never will : that's her torment . + +'Tis true , indeed ; so your daughter says : 'Shall I ,' says she , 'that have so oft encountered him with scorn , write to him that I love him ?' + +This says she now when she is beginning to write to him ; for she'll be up twenty times a night , and there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a sheet of paper : my daughter tells us all . + +Now you talk of a sheet of paper , I remember a pretty jest your daughter told us of . + +O ! when she had writ it , and was reading it over , she found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet ? + +That . + +O ! she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence ; railed at herself , that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her : 'I measure him ,' says she , 'by my own spirit ; for I should flout him , if he writ to me ; yea , though I love him , I should .' + +Then down upon her knees she falls , weeps , sobs , beats her heart , tears her hair , prays , curses ; 'O sweet Benedick ! God give me patience !' + +She doth indeed ; my daughter says so ; and the ecstasy hath so much overborne her , that my daughter is sometimes afeard she will do a desperate outrage to herself . It is very true . + +It were good that Benedick knew of it by some other , if she will not discover it . + +To what end ? he would but make a sport of it and torment the poor lady worse . + +An he should , it were an alms to hang him . She's an excellent sweet lady , and , out of all suspicion , she is virtuous . + +And she is exceeding wise . + +In everything but in loving Benedick . + +O ! my lord , wisdom and blood combating in so tender a body , we have ten proofs to one that blood hath the victory . I am sorry for her , as I have just cause , being her uncle and her guardian . + +I would she had bestowed this dotage on me ; I would have daffed all other respects and made her half myself . I pray you , tell Benedick of it , and hear what a' will say . + +Were it good , think you ? + +Hero thinks surely she will die ; for she says she will die if he love her not , and she will die ere she make her love known , and she will die if he woo her , rather than she will bate one breath of her accustomed crossness . + +She doth well : if she should make tender of her love , 'tis very possible he'll scorn it ; for the man ,as you know all ,hath a contemptible spirit . + +he is a very proper man . + +He hath indeed a good outward happiness . + +'Fore God , and in my mind , very wise . + +He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit . + +And I take him to be valiant . + +As Hector , I assure you : and in the managing of quarrels you may say he is wise ; for either he avoids them with great discretion , or undertakes them with a most Christian-like fear . + +If he do fear God , a' must necessarily keep peace : if he break the peace , he ought to enter into a quarrel with fear and trembling . + +And so will he do ; for the man doth fear God , howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests he will make . Well , I am sorry for your niece . Shall we go seek Benedick , and tell him of her love ? + +Never tell him , my lord : let her wear it out with good counsel . + +Nay , that's impossible : she may wear her heart out first . + +Well , we will hear further of it by your daughter : let it cool the while . I love Benedick well , and I could wish he would modestly examine himself , to see how much he is unworthy to have so good a lady . + +My lord , will you walk ? dinner is ready . + +If he do not dote on her upon this , I will never trust my expectation . + +Let there be the same net spread for her ; and that must your daughter and her gentlewoman carry . The sport will be , when they hold one an opinion of another's dotage , and no such matter : that's the scene that I would see , which will be merely a dumbshow . Let us send her to call him in to dinner . + + +This can be no trick : the conference was sadly borne . They have the truth of this from Hero . They seem to pity the lady : it seems , her affections have their full bent . Love me ! why , it must be requited . I hear how I am censured : they say I will bear myself proudly , if I perceive the love come from her ; they say too that she will rather die than give any sign of affection . I did never think to marry : I must not seem proud : happy are they that hear their detractions , and can put them to mending . They say the lady is fair : 'tis a truth , I can bear them witness ; and virtuous : 'tis so , I cannot reprove it ; and wise , but for loving me : by my troth , it is no addition to her wit , nor no great argument of her folly , for I will be horribly in love with her . I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me , because I have railed so long against marriage ; but doth not the appetite alter ? A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age . Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour ? No ; the world must be peopled . When I said I would die a bachelor , I did not think I should live till I were married . Here comes Beatrice . By this day ! she's a fair lady : I do spy some marks of love in her . + + +Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner . + +Fair Beatrice , I thank you for your pains . + +I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to thank me : if it had been painful , I would not have come . + +You take pleasure then in the message ? + +Yea , just so much as you may take upon a knife's point , and choke a daw withal . You have no stomach , signior : fare you well . + + +Ha ! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner ,' there's a double meaning in that . 'I took no more pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me ,' that's as much as to say , Any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks . If I do not take pity of her , I am a villain ; if I do not love her , I am a Jew . I will go get her picture . + +Good Margaret , run thee to the parlour ; +There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice +Proposing with the prince and Claudio : +Whisper her ear , and tell her , I and Ursula +Walk in the orchard , and our whole discourse +Is all of her ; say that thou overheard'st us , +And bid her steal into the pleached bower , +Where honey-suckles , ripen'd by the sun , +Forbid the sun to enter ; like favourites , +Made proud by princes , that advance their pride +Against that power that bred it . There will she hide her , +To listen our propose . This is thy office ; +Bear thee well in it and leave us alone . + +I'll make her come , I warrant you , presently . + + +Now , Ursula , when Beatrice doth come , +As we do trace this alley up and down , +Our talk must only be of Benedick : +When I do name him , let it be thy part +To praise him more than ever man did merit . +My talk to thee must be how Benedick +Is sick in love with Beatrice : of this matter +Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made , +That only wounds by hearsay . + + +Now begin ; +For look where Beatrice , like a lapwing , runs + +Close by the ground , to hear our conference . + +The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish +Cut with her golden oars the silver stream , +And greedily devour the treacherous bait : +So angle we for Beatrice ; who even now +Is couched in the woodbine coverture . +Fear you not my part of the dialogue . + +Then go we near her , that her ear lose nothing +Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it . + +No , truly , Ursula , she is too disdainful ; +I know her spirits are as coy and wild +As haggerds of the rock . + +But are you sure +That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely ? + +So says the prince , and my new-trothed lord . + +And did they bid you tell her of it , madam ? + +They did entreat me to acquaint her of it ; +But I persuaded them , if they lov'd Benedick , +To wish him wrestle with affection , +And never to let Beatrice know of it . + +Why did you so ? Doth not the gentleman +Deserve as full as fortunate a bed +As ever Beatrice shall couch upon ? + +O god of love ! I know he doth deserve +As much as may be yielded to a man ; +But nature never fram'd a woman's heart +Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice ; +Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes , +Misprising what they look on , and her wit +Values itself so highly , that to her +All matter else seems weak . She cannot love , +Nor take no shape nor project of affection , +She is so self-endear'd . + +Sure , I think so ; +And therefore certainly it were not good +She knew his love , lest she make sport at it . + +Why , you speak truth . I never yet saw man , +How wise , how noble , young , how rarely featur'd , +But she would spell him backward : if fair-fac'd , +She would swear the gentleman should be her sister ; +If black , why , Nature , drawing of an antick , +Made a foul blot ; if tall , a lance ill-headed ; +If low , an agate very vilely cut ; +If speaking , why , a vane blown with all winds ; +If silent , why , a block moved with none . +So turns she every man the wrong side out , +And never gives to truth and virtue that +Which simpleness and merit purchaseth . + +Sure , sure , such carping is not commendable . + +No ; not to be so odd and from all fashions +As Beatrice is , cannot be commendable . +But who dare tell her so ? If I should speak , +She would mock me into air : O ! she would laugh me +Out of myself , press me to death with wit . +Therefore let Benedick , like cover'd fire , +Consume away in sighs , waste inwardly : +It were a better death than die with mocks , +Which is as bad as die with tickling . + +Yet tell her of it : hear what she will say . + +No ; rather I will go to Benedick , +And counsel him to fight against his passion . +And , truly , I'll devise some honest slanders +To stain my cousin with . One doth not know +How much an ill word may empoison liking . + +O ! do not do your cousin such a wrong . +She cannot be so much without true judgment , +Having so swift and excellent a wit +As she is priz'd to have ,as to refuse +So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick . + +He is the only man of Italy , +Always excepted my dear Claudio . + +I pray you , be not angry with me , madam , +Speaking my fancy : Signior Benedick , +For shape , for bearing , argument and valour , +Goes foremost in report through Italy . + +Indeed , he hath an excellent good name . + +His excellence did earn it , ere he had it . +When are you married , madam ? + +Why , every day , to-morrow . Come , go in : +I'll show thee some attires , and have thy counsel +Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow . + +She's lim'd , I warrant you : we have caught her , madam . + +If it prove so , then loving goes by haps : +Some Cupid kills with arrows , some with traps . + + +What fire is in mine ears ? Can this be true ? +Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorn so much ? +Contempt , farewell ! and maiden pride , adieu ! +No glory lives behind the back of such . +And , Benedick , love on ; I will requite thee , +Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand : +If thou dost love , my kindness shall incite thee +To bind our loves up in a holy band ; +For others say thou dost deserve , and I +Believe it better than reportingly . + + +I do but stay till your marriage be consummate , and then go I toward Arragon . + +I'll bring you thither , my lord , if you'll vouchsafe me . + +Nay , that would be as great a soil in the new gloss of your marriage , as to show a child his new coat and forbid him to wear it . I will only be bold with Benedick for his company ; for , from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot , he is all mirth : he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's bow-string , and the little hangman dare not shoot at him . He hath a heart as sound as a bell , and his tongue is the clapper ; for what his heart thinks his tongue speaks . + +Gallants , I am not as I have been . + +So say I : methinks you are sadder . + +I hope he be in love . + +Hang him , truant ! there's no true drop of blood in him , to be truly touched with love . If he be sad , he wants money . + +I have the tooth-ache . + +Draw it . + +Hang it . + +You must hang it first , and draw it afterwards . + +What ! sigh for the tooth-ache ? + +Where is but a humour or a worm ? + +Well , every one can master a grief but he that has it . + +Yet say I , he is in love . + +There is no appearance of fancy in him , unless it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises ; as , to be a Dutchman to-day , a Frenchman to-morrow , or in the shape of two countries at once , as a German from the waist downward , all slops , and a Spaniard from the hip upward , no doublet . Unless he have a fancy to this foolery , as it appears he hath , he is no fool for fancy , as you would have it appear he is . + +If he be not in love with some woman , there is no believing old signs : a' brushes his hat a mornings ; what should that bode ? + +Hath any man seen him at the barber's ? + +No , but the barber's man hath been seen with him ; and the old ornament of his cheek hath already stuffed tennis-balls . + +Indeed he looks younger than he did , by the loss of a beard . + +Nay , a' rubs himself with civet : can you smell him out by that ? + +That's as much as to say the sweet youth's in love . + +The greatest note of it is his melancholy . + +And when was he wont to wash his face ? + +Yea , or to paint himself ? for the which , I hear what they say of him . + +Nay , but his jesting spirit ; which is now crept into a lute-string , and new-governed by stops . + +Indeed , that tells a heavy tale for him . Conclude , conclude he is in love . + +Nay , but I know who loves him . + +That would I know too : I warrant , one that knows him not . + +Yes , and his ill conditions ; and in despite of all , dies for him . + +She shall be buried with her face upwards . + +Yet is this no charm for the tooth-ache . +Old signior , walk aside with me : I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you , which these hobby-horses must not hear . + + +For my life , to break with him about Beatrice . + +'Tis even so . Hero and Margaret have by this played their parts with Beatrice , and then the two bears will not bite one another when they meet . + + +My lord and brother , God save you ! + +Good den , brother . + +If your leisure served , I would speak with you . + +In private ? + +If it please you ; yet Count Claudio may hear , for what I would speak of concerns him . + +What's the matter ? + +Means your lordship to be married to-morrow ? + +You know he does . + +I know not that , when he knows what I know . + +If there be any impediment , I pray you discover it . + +You may think I love you not : let that appear hereafter , and aim better at me by that I now will manifest . For my brother , I think he holds you well , and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect your ensuing marriage ; surely suit ill-spent , and labour ill bestowed ! + +Why , what's the matter ? + +I came hither to tell you ; and circumstances shortened ,for she hath been too long a talking of ,the lady is disloyal . + +Who , Hero ? + +Even she : Leonato's Hero , your Hero , every man's Hero . + +Disloyal ? + +The word's too good to paint out her wickedness ; I could say , she were worse : think you of a worse title , and I will fit her to it . Wonder not till further warrant : go but with me to-night , you shall see her chamber-window entered , even the night before her wedding-day : if you love her then , to-morrow wed her ; but it would better fit your honour to change your mind . + +May this be so ? + +I will not think it . + +If you dare not trust that you see , confess not that you know . If you will follow me , I will show you enough ; and when you have seen more and heard more , proceed accordingly . + +If I see any thing to-night why I should not marry her to-morrow , in the congregation , where I should wed , there will I shame her . + +And , as I wooed for thee to obtain her , I will join with thee to disgrace her . + +I will disparage her no further till you are my witnesses : bear it coldly but till midnight , and let the issue show itself . + +O day untowardly turned ! + +O mischief strangely thwarting ! + +O plague right well prevented ! So will you say when you have seen the sequel . + + +Are you good men and true ? + +Yea , or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation , body and soul . + +Nay , that were a punishment too good for them , if they should have any allegiance in them , being chosen for the prince's watch . + +Well , give them their charge , neighbour Dogberry . + +First , who think you the most desartless man to be constable ? + +Hugh Oatcake , sir , or George Seacoal ; for they can write and read . + +Come hither , neighbour Seacoal . God hath blessed you with a good name : to be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune ; but to write and read comes by nature . + +Both which , Master constable , + +You have : I knew it would be your answer . Well , for your favour , sir , why , give God thanks , and make no boast of it ; and for your writing and reading , let that appear when there is no need of such vanity . You are thought here to be the most senseless and fit man for the constable of the watch ; therefore bear you the lanthorn . This is your charge : you shall comprehend all vagrom men ; you are to bid any man stand , in the prince's name . + +How , if a' will not stand ? + +Why , then , take no note of him , but let him go ; and presently call the rest of the watch together , and thank God you are rid of a knave . + +If he will not stand when he is bidden , he is none of the prince's subjects . + +True , and they are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects . You shall also make no noise in the streets : for , for the watch to babble and to talk is most tolerable and not to be endured . + +We will rather sleep than talk : we know what belongs to a watch . + +Why , you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman , for I cannot see how sleeping should offend ; only have a care that your bills be not stolen . Well , you are to call at all the alehouses , and bid those that are drunk get them to bed . + +How if they will not ? + +Why then , let them alone till they are sober : if they make you not then the better answer , you may say they are not the men you took them for . + +Well , sir . + +If you meet a thief , you may suspect him , by virtue of your office , to be no true man ; and , for such kind of men , the less you meddle or make with them , why , the more is for your honesty . + +If we know him to be a thief , shall we not lay hands on him ? + +Truly , by your office , you may ; but I think they that touch pitch will be defiled . The most peaceable way for you , if you do take a thief , is , to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company . + +You have been always called a merciful man , partner . + +Truly , I would not hang a dog by my will , much more a man who hath any honesty in him . + +If you hear a child cry in the night , you must call to the nurse and bid her still it . + +How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us ? + +Why , then , depart in peace , and let the child wake her with crying ; for the ewe that will not hear her lamb when it baes , will never answer a calf when he bleats . + +'Tis very true . + +This is the end of the charge . You constable , are to present the prince's own person : if you meet the prince in the night , you may stay him . + +Nay , by 'r lady , that I think , a' cannot . + +Five shillings to one on't , with any man that knows the statues , he may stay him : marry , not without the prince be willing ; for , indeed , the watch ought to offend no man , and it is an offence to stay a man against his will . + +By 'r lady , I think it be so . + +Ha , ah , ha ! Well , masters , good night : an there be any matter of weight chances , call up me : keep your fellows' counsels and your own , and good night . Come , neighbour . + +Well , masters , we hear our charge : let us go sit here upon the church-bench till two , and then all go to bed . + +One word more , honest neighbours . I pray you , watch about Signior Leonato's door ; for the wedding being there to-morrow , there is a great coil to-night . Adieu ; be vigitant , I beseech you . + +What , Conrade ! + +Peace ! stir not . + +Conrade , I say ! + +Here , man , I am at thy elbow . + +Mass , and my elbow itched ; I thought there would a scab follow . + +I will owe thee an answer for that ; and now forward with thy tale . + +Stand thee close then under this penthouse , for it drizzles rain , and I will , like a true drunkard , utter all to thee . + +Some treason , masters ; yet stand close . + +Therefore know , I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats . + +Is it possible that any villany should be so dear ? + +Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible any villany should be so rich ; for when rich villains have need of poor ones , poor ones may make what price they will . + +I wonder at it . + +That shows thou art unconfirmed . Thou knowest that the fashion of a doublet , or a hat , or a cloak , is nothing to a man . + +Yes , it is apparel . + +I mean , the fashion . + +Yes , the fashion is the fashion . + +Tush ! I may as well say the fool's the fool . But seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion is ? + +I know that Deformed ; a' has been a vile thief this seven years ; a' goes up and down like a gentleman : I remember his name . + +Didst thou not hear somebody ? + +No : 'twas the vane on the house . + +Seest thou not , I say , what a deformed thief this fashion is ? how giddily he turns about all the hot bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty ? sometime fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers in the reechy painting ; sometime like god Bel's priests in the old church-window ; sometime like the shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry , where his cod-piece seems as massy as his club ? + +All this I see , and I see that the fashion wears out more apparel than the man . But art not thou thyself giddy with the fashion too , that thou hast shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion ? + +Not so , neither ; but know , that I have to-night wooed Margaret , the Lady Hero's gentlewoman , by the name of Hero : she leans me out at her mistress' chamber-window , bids me a thousand times good night ,I tell this tale vilely :I should first tell thee how the prince , Claudio , and my master , planted and placed and possessed by my master Don John , saw afar off in the orchard this amiable encounter . + +And thought they Margaret was Hero ? + +Two of them did , the prince and Claudio ; but the devil my master , knew she was Margaret ; and partly by his oaths , which first possessed them , partly by the dark night , which did deceive them , but chiefly by my villany , which did confirm any slander that Don John had made , away went Claudio enraged ; swore he would meet her , as he was appointed , next morning at the temple , and there , before the whole congregation , shame her with what he saw o'er night , and send her home again without a husband . + +We charge you in the prince's name , stand ! + +Call up the right Master constable . We have here recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that ever was known in the commonwealth . + +And one Deformed is one of them : I know him , a' wears a lock . + +Masters , masters ! + +You'll be made bring Deformed forth , I warrant you . + +Masters , + +Never speak : we charge you let us obey you to go with us . + +We are like to prove a goodly commodity , being taken up of these men's bills . + +A commodity in question , I warrant you . Come , we'll obey you . + + +Good Ursula , wake my cousin Beatrice , and desire her to rise . + +I will , lady . + +And bid her come hither . + +Well . + + +Troth , I think your other rabato were better . + +No , pray thee , good Meg , I'll wear this . + +By my troth's not so good ; and I warrant your cousin will say so . + +My cousin's a fool , and thou art another : I'll wear none but this . + +I like the new tire within excellently , if the hair were a thought browner ; and your gown's a most rare fashion , i' faith . I saw the Duchess of Milan's gown that they praise so . + +O ! that exceeds , they say . + +By my troth's but a night-gown in respect of yours : cloth o' gold , and cuts , and laced with silver , set with pearls , down sleeves , side sleeves , and skirts round , underborne with a bluish tinsel ; but for a fine , quaint , graceful , and excellent fashion , yours is worth ten on't . + +God give me joy to wear it ! for my heart is exceeding heavy . + +'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man . + +Fie upon thee ! art not ashamed ? + +Of what , lady ? of speaking honourably ? is not marriage honourable in a beggar ? Is not your lord honourable without marriage ? I think you would have me say , 'saving your reverence , a husband :' an bad thinking do not wrest true speaking , I'll offend nobody . Is there any harm in 'the heavier for a husband ?' None , I think , an it be the right husband and the right wife ; otherwise 'tis light , and not heavy : ask my Lady Beatrice else ; here she comes . + + +Good morrow , coz . + +Good morrow , sweet Hero . + +Why , how now ! do you speak in the sick tune ? + +I am out of all other tune , methinks . + +Clap's into 'Light o' love ;' that goes without a burden : do you sing it , and I'll dance it . + +Ye light o' love with your heels ! then , if your husband have stables enough , you'll see he shall lack no barns . + +O illegitimate construction ! I scorn that with my heels . + +'Tis almost five o'clock , cousin ; 'tis time you were ready . By my troth , I am exceeding ill . Heigh-ho ! + +For a hawk , a horse , or a husband ? + +For the letter that begins them all , H . + +Well , an you be not turned Turk , there's no more sailing by the star . + +What means the fool , trow ? + +Nothing I ; but God send every one their heart's desire ! + +These gloves the count sent me ; they are an excellent perfume . + +I am stuffed , cousin , I cannot smell . + +A maid , and stuffed ! there's goodly catching of cold . + +O , God help me ! God help me ! how long have you professed apprehension ? + +Ever since you left it . Doth not my wit become me rarely ! + +It is not seen enough , you should wear it in your cap . By my troth , I am sick . + +Get you some of this distilled Carduus Benedictus , and lay it to your heart : it is the only thing for a qualm . + +There thou prick'st her with a thistle . + +Benedictus ! why Benedictus ? you have some moral in this Benedictus . + +Moral ! no , by my troth , I have no moral meaning ; I meant , plain holy-thistle . You may think , perchance , that I think you are in love : nay , by'r lady , I am not such a fool to think what I list ; nor I list not to think what I can ; nor , indeed , I cannot think , if I would think my heart out of thinking , that you are in love , or that you will be in love , or that you can be in love . Yet Benedick was such another , and now is he become a man : he swore he would never marry ; and yet now , in despite of his heart , he eats his meat without grudging : and how you may be converted , I know not ; but methinks you look with your eyes as other women do . + +What pace is this that thy tongue keeps ? + +Not a false gallop . + + +Madam , withdraw : the prince , the count , Signior Benedick , Don John , and all the gallants of the town , are come to fetch you to church . + +Help to dress me , good coz , good Meg , good Ursula . + + +What would you with me , honest neighbour ? + +Marry , sir , I would have some confidence with you , that decerns you nearly . + +Brief , I pray you ; for you see it is a busy time with me . + +Marry , this it is , sir . + +Yes , in truth it is , sir . + +What is it , my good friends ? + +Goodman Verges , sir , speaks a little off the matter : an old man , sir , and his wits are not so blunt , as , God help , I would desire they were ; but , in faith , honest as the skin between his brows . + +Yes , I thank God , I am as honest as any man living , that is an old man and no honester than I . + +Comparisons are odorous : palabras , neighbour Verges . + +Neighbours , you are tedious . + +It pleases your worship to say so , but we are the poor duke's officers ; but truly , for mine own part , if I were as tedious as a king , I could find in my heart to bestow it all of your worship . + +All thy tediousness on me ! ha ? + +Yea , an't were a thousand pound more than 'tis ; for I hear as good exclamation on your worship , as of any man in the city , and though I be but a poor man , I am glad to hear it . + +And so am I . + +I would fain know what you have to say . + +Marry , sir , our watch to-night , excepting your worship's presence , ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant knaves as any in Messina . + +A good old man , sir ; he will be talking ; as they say , 'when the age is in , the wit is out .' God help us ! it is a world to see ! Well said , i' faith , neighbour Verges : well , God's a good man ; an two men ride of a horse , one must ride behind . An honest soul , i' faith , sir ; by my troth he is , as ever broke bread : but God is to be worshipped : all men are not alike ; alas ! good neighbour . + +Indeed , neighbour , he comes too short of you . + +Gifts that God gives . + +I must leave you . + +One word , sir : our watch , sir , hath indeed comprehended two aspicious persons , and we would have them this morning examined before your worship . + +Take their examination yourself , and bring it me : I am now in great haste , as may appear unto you . + +It shall be suffigance . + +Drink some wine ere you go : fare you well . + + +My lord , they stay for you to give your daughter to her husband . + +I'll wait upon them : I am ready . + + +Go , good partner , go , get you to Francis Seacoal ; bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the gaol : we are now to examination these men . + +And we must do it wisely . + +We will spare for no wit , I warrant you ; here's that shall drive some of them to a non-come : only get the learned writer to set down our excommunication , and meet me at the gaol . + +Come , Friar Francis , be brief : only to the plain form of marriage , and you shall recount their particular duties afterwards . + +You come hither , my lord , to marry this lady ? + +No . + +To be married to her , friar ; you come to marry her . + +Lady , you come hither to be married to this count ? + +I do . + +If either of you know any inward impediment , why you should not be conjoined , I charge you , on your souls , to utter it . + +Know you any , Hero ? + +None , my lord . + +Know you any , count ? + +I dare make his answer ; none . + +O ! what men dare do ! what men may do ! what men daily do , not knowing what they do ! + +How now ! Interjections ? Why then , some be of laughing , as ah ! ha ! he ! + +Stand thee by , friar . Father , by your leave : +Will you with free and unconstrained soul +Give me this maid , your daughter ? + +As freely , son , as God did give her me . + +And what have I to give you back whose worth +May counterpoise this rich and precious gift ? + +Nothing , unless you render her again . + +Sweet prince , you learn me noble thankfulness . +There , Leonato , take her back again : +Give not this rotten orange to your friend ; +She's but the sign and semblance of her honour . +Behold ! how like a maid she blushes here . +O ! what authority and show of truth +Can cunning sin cover itself withal . +Comes not that blood as modest evidence +To witness simple virtue ? Would you not swear , +All you that see her , that she were a maid , +By these exterior shows ? But she is none : +She knows the heat of a luxurious bed ; +Her blush is guiltiness , not modesty . + +What do you mean , my lord ? + +Not to be married , +Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton . + +Dear my lord , if you , in your own proof , +Have vanquish'd the resistance of her youth , +And made defeat of her virginity , + +I know what you would say : if I have known her , +You'll say she did embrace me as a husband , +And so extenuate the 'forehand sin : +No , Leonato , +I never tempted her with word too large ; +But , as a brother to his sister , show'd +Bashful sincerity and comely love . + +And seem'd I ever otherwise to you ? + +Out on thee ! Seeming ! I will write against it : +You seem to me as Dian in her orb , +As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown ; +But you are more intemperate in your blood +Than Venus , or those pamper'd animals +That rage in savage sensuality . + +Is my lord well , that he doth speak so wide ? + +Sweet prince , why speak not you ? + +What should I speak ? +I stand dishonour'd , that have gone about +To link my dear friend to a common stale . + +Are these things spoken , or do I but dream ? + +Sir , they are spoken , and these things are true . + +This looks not like a nuptial . + +True ! O God ! + +Leonato , stand I here ? +Is this the prince ? Is this the prince's brother ? +Is this face Hero's ? Are our eyes our own ? + +All this is so ; but what of this , my lord ? + +Let me but move one question to your daughter ; +And by that fatherly and kindly power +That you have in her , bid her answer truly . + +I charge thee do so , as thou art my child . + +O , God defend me ! how am I beset ! +What kind of catechizing call you this ? + +To make you answer truly to your name . + +Is it not Hero ? Who can blot that name +With any just reproach ? + +Marry , that can Hero : +Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue . +What man was he talk'd with you yesternight +Out at your window , betwixt twelve and one ? +Now , if you are a maid , answer to this . + +I talk'd with no man at that hour , my lord . + +Why , then are you no maiden . Leonato , +I am sorry you must hear : upon mine honour , +Myself , my brother , and this grieved count , +Did see her , hear her , at that hour last night , +Talk with a ruffian at her chamber-window ; +Who hath indeed , most like a liberal villain , +Confess'd the vile encounters they have had +A thousand times in secret . + +Fie , fie ! they are not to be nam'd , my lord , +Not to be spoke of ; +There is not chastity enough in language +Without offence to utter them . Thus , pretty lady , +I am sorry for thy much misgovernment . + +O Hero ! what a Hero hadst thou been , +If half thy outward graces had been plac'd +About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart ! +But fare thee well , most foul , most fair ! farewell , +Thou pure impiety , and impious purity ! +For thee I'll lock up all the gates of love , +And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang , +To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm , +And never shall it more be gracious . + +Hath no man's dagger here a point for me ? + + +Why , how now , cousin ! wherefore sink you down ? + +Come , let us go . These things , come thus to light , +Smother her spirits up . + + +How doth the lady ? + +Dead , I think ! help , uncle ! +Hero ! why , Hero ! Uncle ! Signior Benedick ! +Friar ! + +O Fate ! take not away thy heavy hand : +Death is the fairest cover for her shame +That may be wish'd for . + +How now , cousin Hero ! + +Have comfort , lady . + +Dost thou look up ? + +Yea ; wherefore should she not ? + +Wherefore ! Why , doth not every earthly thing +Cry shame upon her ? Could she here deny +The story that is printed in her blood ? +Do not live , Hero ; do not ope thine eyes ; +For , did I think thou wouldst not quickly die , +Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames , +Myself would , on the rearward of reproaches , +Strike at thy life . Griev'd I , I had but one ? +Chid I for that at frugal nature's frame ? +O ! one too much by thee . Why had I one ? +Why ever wast thou lovely in mine eyes ? +Why had I not with charitable hand +Took up a beggar's issue at my gates , +Who smirched thus , and mir'd with infamy , +I might have said , 'No part of it is mine ; +This shame derives itself from unknown loins ?' +But mine , and mine I lov'd , and mine I prais'd , +And mine that I was proud on , mine so much +That I myself was to myself not mine , +Valuing of her ; why , she O ! she is fallen +Into a pit of ink , that the wide sea +Hath drops too few to wash her clean again , +And salt too little which may season give +To her foul-tainted flesh . + +Sir , sir , be patient . +For my part , I am so attir'd in wonder , +I know not what to say . + +O ! on my soul , my cousin is belied ! + +Lady , were you her bedfellow last night ? + +No , truly , not ; although , until last night , +I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow . + +Confirm'd , confirm'd ! O ! that is stronger made , +Which was before barr'd up with ribs of iron . +Would the two princes lie ? and Claudio lie , +Who lov'd her so , that , speaking of her foulness , +Wash'd it with tears ? Hence from her ! let her die . + +Hear me a little ; +For I have only been silent so long , +And given way unto this course of fortune , +By noting of the lady : I have mark'd +A thousand blushing apparitions +To start into her face ; a thousand innocent shames +In angel whiteness bear away those blushes ; +And in her eye there hath appear'd a fire , +To burn the errors that these princess hold +Against her maiden truth . Call me a fool ; +Trust not my reading nor my observations , +Which with experimental seal doth warrant +The tenour of my book ; trust not my age , +My reverence , calling , nor divinity , +If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here +Under some biting error . + +Friar , it cannot be . +Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left +Is , that she will not add to her damnation +A sin of perjury : she not denies it . +Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse +That which appears in proper nakedness ? + +Lady , what man is he you are accus'd of ? + +They know that do accuse me , I know none ; +If I know more of any man alive +Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant , +Let all my sins lack mercy ! O , my father ! +Prove you that any man with me convers'd +At hours unmeet , or that I yesternight +Maintain'd the change of words with any creature , +Refuse me , hate me , torture me to death . + +There is some strange misprision in the princes . + +Two of them have the very bent of honour ; +And if their wisdoms be misled in this , +The practice of it lives in John the bastard , +Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies . + +I know not . If they speak but truth of her , +These hands shall tear her ; if they wrong her honour , +The proudest of them shall well hear of it . +Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine . +Nor age so eat up my invention , +Nor fortune made such havoc of my means , +Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends , +But they shall find , awak'd in such a kind , +Both strength of limb and policy of mind , +Ability in means and choice of friends , +To quit me of them throughly . + +Pause awhile , +And let my counsel sway you in this case . +Your daughter here the princes left for dead ; +Let her awhile be secretly kept in , +And publish it that she is dead indeed : +Maintain a mourning ostentation ; +And on your family's old monument +Hang mournful epitaphs and do all rites +That appertain unto a burial . + +What shall become of this ? What will this do ? + +Marry , this well carried shall on her behalf +Change slander to remorse ; that is some good : +But not for that dream I on this strange course , +But on this travail look for greater birth . +She dying , as it must be so maintain'd , +Upon the instant that she was accus'd , +Shall be lamented , pitied and excus'd +Of every hearer ; for it so falls out +That what we have we prize not to the worth +Whiles we enjoy it , but being lack'd and lost , +Why , then we rack the value , then we find +The virtue that possession would not show us +Whiles it was ours . So will it fare with Claudio : +When he shall hear she died upon his words , +The idea of her life shall sweetly creep +Into his study of imagination , +And every lovely organ of her life +Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit , +More moving-delicate , and full of life +Into the eye and prospect of his soul , +Than when she liv'd indeed : then shall he mourn , +If ever love had interest in his liver , +And wish he had not so accused her , +No , though he thought his accusation true . +Let this be so , and doubt not but success +Will fashion the event in better shape +Than I can lay it down in likelihood . +But if all aim but this be levell'd false , +The supposition of the lady's death +Will quench the wonder of her infamy : +And if it sort not well , you may conceal her , +As best befits her wounded reputation , +In some reclusive and religious life , +Out of all eyes , tongues , minds , and injuries . + +Signior Leonato , let the friar advise you : +And though you know my inwardness and love +Is very much unto the prince and Claudio , +Yet , by mine honour , I will deal in this +As secretly and justly as your soul +Should with your body . + +Being that I flow in grief , +The smallest twine may lead me . + +'Tis well consented : presently away ; +For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure . +Come , lady , die to live : this wedding day +Perhaps is but prolong'd : have patience and endure . + + +Lady Beatrice , have you wept all this while ? + +Yea , and I will weep a while longer . + +I will not desire that . + +You have no reason ; I do it freely . + +Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged . + +Ah ! how much might the man deserve of me that would right her . + +Is there any way to show such friendship ? + +A very even way , but no such friend . + +May a man do it ? + +It is a man's office , but not yours . + +I do love nothing in the world so well as you : is not that strange ? + +As strange as the thing I know not . +It were as possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as your , but believe me not , and yet I lie not ; I confess nothing , not I deny nothing . I am sorry for my cousin . + +By my sword , Beatrice , thou lovest me . + +Do not swear by it , and eat it . + +I will swear by it that you love me ; and I will make him eat it that says I love not you . + +Will you not eat your word ? + +With no sauce that can be devised to it . I protest I love thee . + +Why then , God forgive me ! + +What offence , sweet Beatrice ? + +You have stayed me in a happy hour : +I was about to protest I loved you . + +And do it with all thy heart . + +I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest . + +Come , bid me do anything for thee . + +Kill Claudio . + +Ha ! not for the wide world . + +You kill me to deny it . Farewell . + +Tarry , sweet Beatrice . + +I am gone , though I am here : there is no love in you : nay , I pray you , let me go . + +Beatrice , + +In faith , I will go . + +We'll be friends first . + +You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy . + +Is Claudio thine enemy ? + +Is he not approved in the height a villain , that hath slandered , scorned , dishonoured my kinswoman ? O ! that I were a man . What ! bear her in hand until they come to take hands , and then , with public accusation , uncovered slander , unmitigated rancour ,O God , that I were a man ! I would eat his heart in the market-place . + +Hear me , Beatrice , + +Talk with a man out at a window ! a proper saying ! + +Nay , but Beatrice , + +Sweet Hero ! she is wronged , she is slandered , she is undone . + +Beat + +Princes and counties ! Surely , a princely testimony , a goodly Count Comfect ; a sweet gallant , surely ! O ! that I were a man for his sake , or that I had any friend would be a man for my sake ! But manhood is melted into curtsies , valour into compliment , and men are only turned into tongue , and trim ones too : he is now as valiant as Hercules , that only tells a lie and swears it . I cannot be a man with wishing , therefore I will die a woman with grieving . + +Tarry , good Beatrice . By this hand , I love thee . + +Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it . + +Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wronged Hero ? + +Yea , as sure as I have a thought or a soul . + +Enough ! I am engaged , I will challenge him . I will kiss your hand , and so leave you . By this hand , Claudio shall render me a dear account . As you hear of me , so think of me . Go , comfort your cousin : I must say she is dead ; and so , farewell . + + +Is our whole dissembly appeared ? + +O ! a stool and a cushion for the sexton . + +Which be the malefactors ? + +Marry , that am I and my partner . + +Nay , that's certain : we have the exhibition to examine . + +But which are the offenders that are to be examined ? let them come before Master constable . + +Yea , marry , let them come before me . +What is your name , friend ? + +Borachio . + +Pray write down Borachio . Yours , sirrah ? + +I am a gentleman , sir , and my name is Conrade . + +Write down Master gentleman Conrade . Masters , do you serve God ? + +Yea , sir , we hope . + +Yea , sir , we hope . + +Write down that they hope they serve God : and write God first ; for God defend but God should go before such villains ! Masters , it is proved already that you are little better than false knaves , and it will go near to be thought so shortly . How answer you for yourselves ? + +Marry , sir , we say we are none . + +A marvellous witty fellow , I assure you ; but I will go about with him . Come you hither , sirrah ; a word in your ear : sir , I say to you , it is thought you are false knaves . + +Sir , I say to you we are none . + +Well , stand aside . 'Fore God , they are both in a tale . Have you writ down , that they are none ? + +Master constable , you go not the way to examine : you must call forth the watch that are their accusers . + +Yea , marry , that's the eftest way . Let the watch come forth . Masters , I charge you , in the prince's name , accuse these men . + +This man said , sir , that Don John , the prince's brother , was a villain . + +Write down Prince John a villain . +Why , this is flat perjury , to call a prince's brother villain . + +Master constable , + +Pray thee , fellow , peace : I do not like thy look , I promise thee . + +What heard you him say else ? + +Marry , that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully . + +Flat burglary as ever was committed . + +Yea , by the mass , that it is . + +What else , fellow ? + +And that Count Claudio did mean , upon his words , to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly , and not marry her . + +O villain ! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this . + +What else ? + +This is all . + +And this is more , masters , than you can deny . Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away : Hero was in this manner accused , in this very manner refused , and , upon the grief of this , suddenly died . Master constable , let these men be bound , and brought to Leonato's : I will go before and show him their examination . + + +Come , let them be opinioned . + +Let them be in the hands + +Off , coxcomb ! + +God's my life ! where's the sexton ? let him write down the prince's officer coxcomb . Come , bind them . Thou naughty varlet ! + +Away ! you are an ass ; you are an ass . + +Dost thou not suspect my place ? Dost thou not suspect my years ? O that he were here to write me down an ass ! but , masters , remember that I am an ass ; though it be not written down , yet forget not that I am an ass . No , thou villain , thou art full of piety , as shall be proved upon thee by good witness . I am a wise fellow ; and , which is more , an officer ; and , which is more , a householder ; and , which is more , as pretty a piece of flesh as any in Messina ; and one that knows the law , go to ; and a rich fellow enough , go to ; and a fellow that hath had losses ; and one that hath two gowns , and everything handsome about him . Bring him away . O that I had been writ down an ass ! + +If you go on thus , you will kill yourself ; +And 'tis not wisdom thus to second grief +Against yourself . + +I pray thee , cease thy counsel , +Which falls into mine ears as profitless +As water in a sieve : give not me counsel ; +Nor let no comforter delight mine ear +But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine : +Bring me a father that so lov'd his child , +Whose joy of her is overwhelm'd like mine , +And bid him speak of patience ; +Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine , +And let it answer every strain for strain , +As thus for thus and such a grief for such , +In every lineament , branch , shape , and form : +If such a one will smile , and stroke his beard ; +Bid sorrow wag , cry 'hem' when he should groan , +Patch grief with proverbs ; make misfortune drunk +With candle-wasters ; bring him yet to me , +And I of him will gather patience . +But there is no such man ; for , brother , men +Can counsel and speak comfort to that grief +Which they themselves not feel ; but , tasting it , +Their counsel turns to passion , which before +Would give preceptial medicine to rage , +Fetter strong madness in a silken thread , +Charm ache with air and agony with words . +No , no ; 'tis all men's office to speak patience +To those that wring under the load of sorrow , +But no man's virtue nor sufficiency +To be so moral when he shall endure +The like himself . Therefore give me no counsel : +My griefs cry louder than advertisement . + +Therein do men from children nothing differ . + +I pray thee , peace ! I will be flesh and blood ; +For there was never yet philosopher +That could endure the toothache patiently , +However they have writ the style of gods +And made a push at chance and sufferance . + +Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself ; +Make those that do offend you suffer too . + +There thou speak'st reason : nay , I will do so . +My soul doth tell me Hero is belied ; +And that shall Claudio know ; so shall the prince , +And all of them that thus dishonour her . + +Here come the prince and Claudio hastily . + + +Good den , good den . + +Good day to both of you . + +Hear you , my lords , + +We have some haste , Leonato . + +Some haste , my lord ! well , fare you well , my lord : +Are you so hasty now ?well , all is one . + +Nay , do not quarrel with us , good old man . + +If he could right himself with quarrelling , +Some of us would lie low . + +Who wrongs him ? + +Marry , thou dost wrong me ; thou dissembler , thou . +Nay , never lay thy hand upon thy sword ; +I fear thee not . + +Marry , beshrew my hand , +If it should give your age such cause of fear . +In faith , my hand meant nothing to my sword . + +Tush , tush , man ! never fleer and jest at me : +I speak not like a dotard nor a fool , +As , under privilege of age , to brag +What I have done being young , or what would do , +Were I not old . Know , Claudio , to thy head , +Thou hast so wrong'd mine innocent child and me +That I am forc'd to lay my reverence by , +And , with grey hairs and bruise of many days , +Do challenge thee to trial of a man . +I say thou hast belied mine innocent child : +Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart , +And she lies buried with her ancestors ; +O ! in a tomb where never scandal slept , +Save this of hers , fram'd by thy villany ! + +My villany ? + +Thine , Claudio ; thine , I say . + +You say not right , old man . + +My lord , my lord , +I'll prove it on his body , if he dare , +Despite his nice fence and his active practice , +His May of youth and bloom of lustihood . + +Away ! I will not have to do with you . + +Canst thou so daff me ? Thou hast kill'd my child ; +If thou kill'st me , boy , thou shalt kill a man . + +He shall kill two of us , and men indeed : +But that's no matter ; let him kill one first : +Win me and wear me ; let him answer me . +Come , follow me , boy ; come , sir boy , come , follow me . +Sir boy , I'll whip you from your foining fence ; +Nay , as I am a gentleman , I will . + +Brother , + +Content yourself . God knows I lov'd my niece ; +And she is dead , slander'd to death by villains , +That dare as well answer a man indeed +As I dare take a serpent by the tongue . +Boys , apes , braggarts , Jacks , milksops ! + +Brother Antony , + +Hold you content . What , man ! I know them , yea , +And what they weigh , even to the utmost scruple , +Scrambling , out-facing , fashion-monging boys , +That lie and cog and flout , deprave and slander , +Go antickly , show outward hideousness , +And speak off half a dozen dangerous words , +How they might hurt their enemies , if they durst ; +And this is all ! + +But , brother Antony , + +Come , 'tis no matter : +Do not you meddle , let me deal in this . + +Gentlemen both , we will not wake your patience . +My heart is sorry for your daughter's death ; +But , on my honour , she was charg'd with nothing +But what was true and very full of proof . + +My lord , my lord + +I will not hear you . + +No ? +Come , brother , away . I will be heard . + +And shall , or some of us will smart for it . + +See , see ; here comes the man we went to seek . + +Now , signior , what news ? + +Good day , my lord . + +Welcome , signior : you are almost come to part almost a fray . + +We had like to have had our two noses snapped off with two old men without teeth . + +Leonato and his brother . What thinkest thou ? Had we fought , I doubt we should have been too young for them . + +In a false quarrel there is no true valour . I came to seek you both . + +We have been up and down to seek thee ; for we are high-proof melancholy , and would fain have it beaten away . Wilt thou use thy wit ? + +It is in my scabbard ; shall I draw it ? + +Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side ? + +Never any did so , though very many have been beside their wit . I will bid thee draw , as we do the minstrels ; draw , to pleasure us . + +As I am an honest man , he looks pale . Art thou sick , or angry ? + +What , courage , man ! What though care killed a cat , thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care . + +Sir , I shall meet your wit in the career , an you charge it against me . I pray you choose another subject . + +Nay then , give him another staff : this last was broke cross . + +By this light , he changes more and more : I think he be angry indeed . + +If he be , he knows how to turn his girdle . + +Shall I speak a word in your ear ? + +God bless me from a challenge ! + +You are a villain ; I jest not : I will make it good how you dare , with what you dare , and when you dare . Do me right , or I will protest your cowardice . You have killed a sweet lady , and her death shall fall heavy on you . Let me hear from you . + +Well I will meet you , so I may have good cheer . + +What , a feast , a feast ? + +I' faith , I thank him ; he hath bid me to a calf's-head and a capon , the which if I do not carve most curiously , say my knife's naught . +Shall I not find a woodcock too ? + +Sir , your wit ambles well ; it goes easily . + +I'll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the other day . I said , thou hadst a fine wit . 'True ,' says she , 'a fine little one .' 'No ,' said I , 'a great wit .' 'Right ,' said she , 'a great gross one .' 'Nay ,' said I , 'a good wit .' 'Just ,' said she , 'it hurts nobody .' 'Nay ,' said I , 'the gentleman is wise .' 'Certain ,' said she , 'a wise gentleman .' 'Nay ,' said I , 'he hath the tongues .' 'That I believe ,' said she . 'for he swore a thing to me on Monday night , which he forswore on Tuesday morning : there's a double tongue ; there's two tongues .' Thus did she , an hour together , trans-shape thy particular virtues ; yet at last she concluded with a sigh , thou wast the properest man in Italy . + +For the which she wept heartily and said she cared not . + +Yea , that she did ; but yet , for all that , an if she did not hate him deadly , she would love him dearly . The old man's daughter told us all . + +All , all ; and moreover , God saw him when he was hid in the garden . + +But when shall we set the savage bull's horns on the sensible Benedick's head ? + +Yea , and text underneath , 'Here dwells Benedick the married man !' + +Fare you well , boy : you know my mind . I will leave you now to your gossip-like humour : you break jests as braggarts do their blades , which , God be thanked , hurt not . My lord , for your many courtesies I thank you : I must discontinue your company . Your brother the bastard is fled from Messina : you have , among you , killed a sweet and innocent lady . For my Lord Lack-beard there , he and I shall meet ; and till then , peace be with him . + + +He is in earnest . + +In most profound earnest ; and , I'll warrant you , for the love of Beatrice . + +And hath challenged thee ? + +Most sincerely . + +What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit ! + +He is then a giant to an ape ; but then is an ape a doctor to such a man . + +But , soft you ; let me be : pluck up , my heart , and be sad ! Did he not say my brother was fled ? + + +Come , you , sir : if justice cannot tame you , she shall ne'er weigh more reasons in her balance . Nay , an you be a cursing hypocrite once , you must be looked to . + +How now ! two of my brother's men bound ! Borachio , one ! + +Hearken after their offence , my lord . + +Officers , what offence have these men done ? + +Marry , sir , they have committed false report ; moreover , they have spoken untruths ; secondarily , they are slanders ; sixth and lastly , they have belied a lady ; thirdly , they have verified unjust things ; and to conclude , they are lying knaves . + +First , I ask thee what they have done ; thirdly , I ask thee what's their offence ; sixth and lastly , why they are committed ; and , to conclude , what you lay to their charge ? + +Rightly reasoned , and in his own division ; and , by my troth , there's one meaning well suited . + +Who have you offended , masters , that you are thus bound to your answer ? this learned constable is too cunning to be understood . What's your offence ? + +Sweet prince , let me go no further to mine answer : do you hear me , and let this count kill me . I have deceived even your very eyes : what your wisdoms could not discover , these shallow fools have brought to light ; who , in the night overheard me confessing to this man how Don John your brother incensed me to slander the Lady Hero ; how you were brought into the orchard and saw me court Margaret in Hero's garments ; how you disgraced her , when you should marry her . My villany they have upon record ; which I had rather seal with my death than repeat over to my shame . The lady is dead upon mine and my master's false accusation ; and , briefly , I desire nothing but the reward of a villain . + +Runs not this speech like iron through your blood ? + +I have drunk poison whiles he utter'd it . + +But did my brother set thee on to this ? + +Yea ; and paid me richly for the practice of it . + +He is compos'd and fram'd of treachery : +And fled he is upon this villany . + +Sweet Hero ! now thy image doth appear +In the rare semblance that I lov'd it first . + +Come , bring away the plaintiffs : by this time our sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of the matter . And masters , do not forget to specify , when time and place shall serve , that I am an ass . + +Here , here comes Master Signior Leonato , and the sexton too . + + +Which is the villain ? Let me see his eyes , +That , when I note another man like him , +I may avoid him . Which of these is he ? + +If you would know your wronger , look on me . + +Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast kill'd +Mine innocent child ? + +Yea , even I alone . + +No , not so , villain ; thou beliest thyself : +Here stand a pair of honourable men ; +A third is fled , that had a hand in it . +I thank you , princes , for my daughter's death +Record it with your high and worthy deeds . +'Twas bravely done , if you bethink you of it . + +I know not how to pray your patience ; +Yet I must speak . Choose your revenge yourself ; +Impose me to what penance your invention +Can lay upon my sin : yet sinn'd I not +But in mistaking . + +By my soul , nor I : +And yet , to satisfy this good old man , +I would bend under any heavy weight +That he'll enjoin me to . + +I cannot bid you bid my daughter live ; +That were impossible : but , I pray you both , +Possess the people in Messina here +How innocent she died ; and if your love +Can labour aught in sad invention , +Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb , +And sing it to her bones : sing it to-night . +To-morrow morning come you to my house , +And since you could not be my son-in-law , +Be yet my nephew . My brother hath a daughter , +Almost the copy of my child that's dead , +And she alone is heir to both of us : +Give her the right you should have given her cousin , +And so dies my revenge . + +O noble sir , +Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me ! +I do embrace your offer ; and dispose +For henceforth of poor Claudio . + +To-morrow then I will expect your coming ; +To-night I take my leave . This naughty man +Shall face to face be brought to Margaret , +Who , I believe , was pack'd in all this wrong , +Hir'd to it by your brother . + +No , by my soul she was not ; +Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me ; +But always hath been just and virtuous +In anything that I do know by her . + +Moreover , sir ,which , indeed , is not under white and black ,this plaintiff here , the offender , did call me ass : I beseech you , let it be remembered in his punishment . And also , the watch heard them talk of one Deformed : they say he wears a key in his ear and a lock hanging by it , and borrows money in God's name , the which he hath used so long and never paid , that now men grow hard-hearted , and will lend nothing for God's sake . Pray you , examine him upon that point . + +I thank thee for thy care and honest pains . + +Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth , and I praise God for you . + +There's for thy pains . + +God save the foundation ! + +Go , I discharge thee of thy prisoner , and I thank thee . + +I leave an arrant knave with your worship ; which I beseech your worship to corect yourself , for the example of others . God keep your worship ! I wish your worship well ; God restore you to health ! I humbly give you leave to depart , and if a merry meeting may be wished , God prohibit it ! Come , neighbour . + + +Until to-morrow morning , lords , farewell . + +Farewell , my lords : we look for you to-morrow . + +We will not fail . + +To-night I'll mourn with Hero . + + +Bring you these fellows on . We'll talk with Margaret , +How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow . + + +Pray thee , sweet Mistress Margaret , deserve well at my hands by helping me to the speech of Beatrice . + +Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty ? + +In so high a style , Margaret , that no man living shall come over it ; for , in most comely truth , thou deservest it . + +To have no man come over me ! why , shall I always keep below stairs ? + +Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth ; it catches . + +And yours as blunt as the fencer's foils , which hit , but hurt not . + +A most manly wit , Margaret ; it will not hurt a woman : and so , I pray thee , call Beatrice . I give thee the bucklers . + +Give us the swords , we have bucklers of our own . + +If you use them , Margaret , you must put in the pikes with a vice ; and they are dangerous weapons for maids . + +Well , I will call Beatrice to you , who I think hath legs . + +And therefore will come . + + +The god of love , +That sits above , +And knows me , and knows me , +How pitiful I deserve , + +I mean , in singing ; but in loving , Leander the good swimmer , Troilus the first employer of pandars , and a whole book full of these quondam carpet-mongers , whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse , why , they were never so truly turned over and over as my poor self , in love . Marry , I cannot show it in rime ; I have tried : I can find out no rime to 'lady' but 'baby ,' an innocent rime ; for 'scorn ,' 'horn ,' a hard rime ; for 'school ,' 'fool ,' a babbling rime ; very ominous endings : no , I was not born under a riming planet , nor I cannot woo in festival terms . + +Sweet Beatrice , wouldst thou come when I called thee ? + +Yea , signior ; and depart when you bid me . + +O , stay but till then ! + +'Then' is spoken ; fare you well now : and yet , ere I go , let me go with that I came for ; which is , with knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio . + +Only foul words ; and thereupon I will kiss thee . + +Foul words is but foul wind , and foul wind is but foul breath , and foul breath is noisome ; therefore I will depart unkissed . + +Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense , so forcible is thy wit . But I must tell thee plainly , Claudio undergoes my challenge , and either I must shortly hear from him , or I will subscribe him a coward . And , I pray thee now , tell me , for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me ? + +For them all together ; which maintained so politic a state of evil that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them . But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me ? + +'Suffer love ,' a good epithet ! I do suffer love indeed , for I love thee against my will . + +In spite of your heart , I think . Alas , poor heart ! If you spite it for my sake , I will spite it for yours ; for I will never love that which my friend hates . + +Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably . + +It appears not in this confession : there's not one wise man among twenty that will praise himself . + +An old , an old instance , Beatrice , that lived in the time of good neighbours . If a man do not erect in this age his own tomb ere he dies , he shall live no longer in monument than the bell rings and the widow weeps . + +And how long is that think you ? + +Question : why , an hour in clamour and a quarter in rheum : therefore it is most expedient for the wise ,if Don Worm , his conscience , find no impediment to the contrary ,to be the trumpet of his own virtues , as I am to myself . So much for praising myself , who , I myself will bear witness , is praiseworthy . And now tell me , how doth your cousin ? + +Very ill . + +And how do you ? + +Very ill too . + +Serve God , love me , and mend . There will I leave you too , for here comes one in haste . + + +Madam , you must come to your uncle . Yonder's old coil at home : it is proved , my Lady Hero hath been falsely accused , the prince and Claudio mightily abused ; and Don John is the author of all , who is fled and gone . Will you come presently ? + +Will you go hear this news , signior ? + +I will live in thy heart , die in thy lap , and be buried in thy eyes ; and moreover I will go with thee to thy uncle's . + + +Is this the monument of Leonato ? + +It is , my lord . + +Done to death by slanderous tongues +Was the Hero that here lies : +Death , in guerdon of her wrongs , +Gives her fame which never dies . +So the life that died with shame +Lives in doath with glorious fame . + +Hang thou there upon the tomb , +Praising her when I am dumb . +Now , music , sound , and sing your solemn hymn . + +Pardon , goddess of the night , +Those that slew thy virgin knight ; +For the which , with songs of woe , +Round about her tomb they go . +Midnight , assist our moan ; +Help us to sigh and groan , +Heavily , heavily : +Graves , yawn and yield your dead , +Till death be uttered , +Heavily , heavily . + +Now , unto thy bones good night ! +Yearly will I do this rite . + +Good morrow , masters : put your torches out . +The wolves have prey'd ; and look , the gentle day , +Before the wheels of Ph bus , round about +Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey . +Thanks to you all , and leave us : fare you well + +Good morrow , masters : each his several way . + +Come , let us hence , and put on other weeds ; +And then to Leonato's we will go . + +And Hymen now with luckier issue speed's , +Than this for whom we render'd up this woe ! + + +Did I not tell you she was innocent ? + +So are the prince and Claudio , who accus'd her +Upon the error that you heard debated : +But Margaret was in some fault for this , +Although against her will , as it appears +In the true course of all the question . + +Well , I am glad that all things sort so well . + +And so am I , being else by faith enforc'd +To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it . + +Well , daughter , and you gentlewomen all , +Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves , +And when I send for you , come hither mask'd : +The prince and Claudio promis'd by this hour +To visit me . + +You know your office , brother ; +You must be father to your brother's daughter , +And give her to young Claudio . + +Which I will do with confirm'd countenance . + +Friar , I must entreat your pains , I think . + +To do what , signior ? + +To bind me , or undo me ; one of them . +Signior Leonato , truth it is , good signior , +Your niece regards me with an eye of favour . + +That eye my daughter lent her : 'tis most true . + +And I do with an eye of love requite her . + +The sight whereof I think , you had from me , +From Claudio , and the prince . But what's your will ? + +Your answer , sir , is enigmatical : +But , for my will , my will is your good will +May stand with ours , this day to be conjoin'd +In the state of honourable marriage : +In which , good friar , I shall desire your help . + +My heart is with your liking . + +And my help . +Here come the prince and Claudio . + + +Good morrow to this fair assembly . + +Good morrow , prince ; good morrow , Claudio : +We here attend you . Are you yet determin'd +To-day to marry with my brother's daughter ? + +I'll hold my mind , were she an Ethiop . + +Call her forth , brother : here's the friar ready . + + +Good morrow , Benedick . Why , what's the matter , +That you have such a February face , +So full of frost , of storm and cloudiness ? + +I think he thinks upon the savage bull . +Tush ! fear not , man , we'll tip thy horns with gold , +And all Europa shall rejoice at thee , +As once Europa did at lusty Jove , +When he would play the noble beast in love . + +Bull Jove , sir , had an amiable low : +And some such strange bull leap'd your father's cow , +And got a calf in that same noble feat , +Much like to you , for you have just his bleat . + +For this I owe you : here come other reckonings . + +Which is the lady I must seize upon ? + +This same is she , and I do give you her . + +Why , then she's mine . Sweet , let me see your face . + +No , that you shall not , till you take her hand +Before this friar , and swear to marry her . + +Give me your hand : before this holy friar , +I am your husband , if you like of me . + +And when I liv'd , I was your other wife : + +And when you lov'd , you were my other husband . + +Another Hero ! + +Nothing certainer : +One Hero died defil'd , but I do live , +And surely as I live , I am a maid . + +The former Hero ! Hero that is dead ! + +She died , my lord , but whiles her slander liv'd . + +All this amazement can I qualify : +When after that the holy rites are ended , +I'll tell you largely of fair Hero's death : +Meantime , let wonder seem familiar , +And to the chapel let us presently . + +Soft and fair , friar . Which is Beatrice ? + +I answer to that name . What is your will ? + +Do not you love me ? + +Why , no ; no more than reason . + +Why , then , your uncle and the prince and Claudio +Have been deceived ; for they swore you did . + +Do not you love me ? + +Troth , no ; no more than reason . + +Why , then , my cousin , Margaret , and Ursula , +Are much deceiv'd ; for they did swear you did . + +They swore that you were almost sick for me . + +They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me . + +'Tis no such matter . Then , you do not love me ? + +No , truly , but in friendly recompense . + +Come , cousin , I am sure you love the gentleman . + +And I'll be sworn upon 't that he loves her ; +For here's a paper written in his hand , +A halting sonnet of his own pure brain , +Fashion'd to Beatrice . + +And here's another , +Writ in my cousin's hand , stolen from her pocket , +Containing her affection unto Benedick . + +A miracle ! here's our own hands against our hearts . Come , I will have thee ; but , by this light , I take thee for pity . + +I would not deny you ; but , by this good day , I yield upon great persuasion , and partly to save your life , for I was told you were in a consumption . + +Peace ! I will stop your mouth . + + +How dost thou , Benedick , the married man ? + +I'll tell thee what , prince ; a college of witcrackers cannot flout me out of my humour . Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram ? No ; if a man will be beaten with brains , a' shall wear nothing handsome about him . In brief , since I do purpose to marry , I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it ; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it , for man is a giddy thing , and this is my conclusion . For thy part , Claudio , I did think to have beaten thee ; but , in that thou art like to be my kinsman , live unbruised , and love my cousin . + +I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied Beatrice , that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single life , to make thee a double-dealer ; which , out of question , thou wilt be , if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee . + +Come , come , we are friends . Let's have a dance ere we are married , that we may lighten our own hearts and our wives' heels . + +We'll have dancing afterward . + +First , of my word ; therefore play , music ! Prince , thou art sad ; get thee a wife , get thee a wife : there is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn . + + +My lord , your brother John is ta'en in flight , +And brought with armed men back to Messina . + +Think not on him till to-morrow : I'll devise thee brave punishments for him . Strike up , pipers ! + +PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE + + +To sing a song that old was sung , +From ashes ancient Gower is come , +Assuming man's infirmities , +To glad your ear , and please your eyes . +It hath been sung at festivals , +On ember-eves , and holy-ales ; +And lords and ladies in their lives +Have read it for restoratives : +The purchase is to make men glorious ; +Et bonum quo antiquius , eo melius . +If you , born in these latter times , +When wit's more ripe , accept my rimes , +And that to hear an old man sing +May to your wishes pleasure bring , +I life would wish , and that I might +Waste it for you like taper-light . +This Antioch , then , Antiochus the Great +Built up , this city , for his chiefest seat , +The fairest in all Syria , +I tell you what mine authors say : +This king unto him took a fere , +Who died and left a female heir , +So buxom , blithe , and full of face +As heaven had lent her all his grace ; +With whom the father liking took , +And her to incest did provoke . +Bad child , worse father ! to entice his own +To evil should be done by none . +By custom what they did begin +Was with long use account no sin . +The beauty of this sinful dame +Made many princes thither frame , +To seek her as a bed-fellow , +In marriage-pleasures play-fellow : +Which to prevent , he made a law , +To keep her still , and men in awe , +That whoso ask'd her for his wife , +His riddle told not , lost his life : +So for her many a wight did die , +As yon grim looks do testify . +What now ensues , to the judgment of your eye +I give , my cause who best can justify . + + +Young Prince of Tyre , you have at large receiv'd +The danger of the task you undertake . + +I have , Antiochus , and , with a soul +Embolden'd with the glory of her praise , +Think death no hazard in this enterprise . + +Bring in our daughter , clothed like a bride , +For the embracements even of Jove himself ; +At whose conception , till Lucina reign'd , +Nature this dowry gave , to glad her presence , +The senate-house of planets all did sit , +To knit in her their best perfections . + +See , where she comes apparell'd like the spring , +Graces her subjects , and her thoughts the king +Of every virtue gives renown to men ! +Her face the book of praises , where is read +Nothing but curious pleasures , as from thence +Sorrow were ever raz'd , and testy wrath +Could never be her mild companion . +You gods , that made me man , and sway in love , +That hath inflam'd desire in my breast +To taste the fruit of you celestial tree +Or die in the adventure , be my helps , +As I am son and servant to your will , +To compass such a boundless happiness ! + +Prince Pericles , + +That would be son to great Antiochus . + +Before thee stands this fair Hesperides , +With golden fruit , but dangerous to be touch'd ; +For death-like dragons here affright thee hard : +Her face , like heaven , enticeth thee to view +Her countless glory , which desert must gain ; +And which , without desert , because thine eye +Presumes to reach , all thy whole heap must die . +Yon sometime famous princes , like thyself , +Drawn by report , adventurous by desire , +Tell thee with speechless tongues and semblance pale , +That without covering , save yon field of stars , +They here stand martyrs , slain in Cupid's wars ; +And with dead cheeks advise thee to desist +For going on death's net , whom none resist . + +Antiochus , I thank thee , who hath taught +My frail mortality to know itself , +And by those fearful objects to prepare +This body , like to them , to what I must ; +For death remember'd should be like a mirror , +Who tells us life's but breath , to trust it error . +I'll make my will then ; and as sick men do , +Who know the world , see heaven , but feeling woe , +Gripe not at earthly joys as erst they did : +So I bequeath a happy peace to you +And all good men , as every prince should do ; +My riches to the earth from whence they came , + +But my unspotted fire of love to you . +Thus ready for the way of life or death , +I wait the sharpest blow . + +Scorning advice , read the conclusion then ; +Which read and not expounded , 'tis decreed , +As these before thee thou thyself shalt bleed . + +Of all say'd yet , mayst thou prove prosperous ! +Of all say'd yet , I wish thee happiness ! + +Like a bold champion , I assume the lists , +Nor ask advice of any other thought +But faithfulness and courage . + +I am no viper , yet I feed +On mother's flesh which did me breed ; +I sought a husband , in which labour +I found that kindness in a father . +He's father , son , and husband mild , +I mother , wife , and yet his child . +How they may be , and yet in two , +As you will live , resolve it you . + +Sharp physic is the last : but , O you powers ! +That give heaven countless eyes to view men's acts , +Why cloud they not their sights perpetually , +If this be true , which makes me pale to read it ? +Fair glass of light , I lov'd you , and could still , +Were not this glorious casket stor'd with ill : +But I must tell you now my thoughts revolt ; +For he's no man on whom perfections wait +That , knowing sin within , will touch the gate . +You're a fair viol , and your sense the strings , +Who , finger'd to make men his lawful music , +Would draw heaven down and all the gods to hearken ; +But being play'd upon before your time , +Hell only danceth at so harsh a chime . +Good sooth , I care not for you . + +Prince Pericles , touch not , upon thy life , +For that's an article within our law , +As dangerous as the rest . Your time's expir'd : +Either expound now or receive your sentence . + +Great king , +Few love to hear the sins they love to act ; +'Twould braid yourself too near for me to tell it . +Who has a book of all that monarchs do , +He's more secure to keep it shut than shown ; +For vice repeated is like the wandering wind , +Blows dust in others' eyes , to spread itself ; +And yet the end of all is bought thus dear , +The breath is gone , and the sore eyes see clear +To stop the air would hurt them . The blind mole casts +Copp'd hills towards heaven , to tell the earth is throng'd +By man's oppression ; and the poor worm doth die for 't . +Kings are earth's gods ; in vice their law's their will ; +And if Jove stray , who dares say Jove doth ill ? +It is enough you know ; and it is fit , +What being more known grows worse , to smother it . +All love the womb that their first being bred , +Then give my tongue like leave to love my head . + +Heaven ! that I had thy head ; he has found the meaning ; +But I will gloze with him . Young Prince of Tyre , +Though by the tenour of our strict edict , +Your exposition misinterpreting , +We might proceed to cancel of your days ; +Yet hope , succeeding from so fair a tree +As your fair self , doth tune us otherwise : +Forty days longer we do respite you ; +If by which time our secret be undone , +This mercy shows we'll joy in such a son : +And until then your entertain shall be +As doth befit our honour and your worth . + + +How courtesy would seem to cover sin , +When what is done is like a hypocrite , +The which is good in nothing but in sight ! +If it be true that I interpret false , +Then were it certain you were not so bad +As with foul incest to abuse your soul ; +Where now you're both a father and a son , +By your untimely claspings with your child , +Which pleasure fits a husband , not a father ; +And she an eater of her mother's flesh , +By the defiling of her parent's bed ; +And both like serpents are , who though they feed +On sweetest flowers , yet they poison breed . +Antioch , farewell ! for wisdom sees , those men +Blush not in actions blacker than the night , +Will shun no course to keep them from the light . +One sin , I know , another doth provoke ; +Murder's as near to lust as flame to smoke . +Poison and treason are the hands of sin , +Ay , and the targets , to put off the shame : +Then , lest my life be cropp'd to keep you clear , +By flight I'll shun the danger which I fear . + +He hath found the meaning , for which we mean +To take his head . +He must not live to trumpet forth my infamy , +Nor tell the world Antiochus doth sin +In such a loathed manner ; +And therefore instantly this prince must die , +For by his fall my honour must keep high . +Who attends us there ? + + +Doth your highness call ? + +Thaliard , +You're of our chamber , and our mind partakes +Her private actions to your secrecy ; +And for your faithfulness we will advance you . +Thaliard , behold , here's poison , and here's gold ; +We hate the Prince of Tyre , and thou must kill him : +It fits thee not to ask the reason why , +Because we bid it . Say , is it done ? + +My lord , 'tis done . + +Enough . + +Let your breath cool yourself , telling your haste . + +My lord , Prince Pericles is fled . + + +As thou +Wilt live , fly after ; and , as an arrow shot +From a well-experienc'd archer hits the mark +His eye doth level at , so thou ne'er return +Unless thou say 'Prince Pericles is dead .' + +My lord , +If I can get him within my pistol's length , +I'll make him sure enough : so , farewell to your highness . + +Thaliard , adieu ! + +Till Pericles be dead , +My heart can lend no succour to my head . + + +Let none disturb us . +Why should this change of thoughts , +The sad companion , dull-ey'd melancholy , +Be my so us'd a guest , as not an hour +In the day's glorious walk or peaceful night +The tomb where grief should sleep can breed me quiet ? +Here pleasures court mine eyes , and mine eyes shun them , +And danger , which I feared , is at Antioch , +Whose arm seems far too short to hit me here ; +Yet neither pleasure's art can joy my spirits , +Nor yet the other's distance comfort me . +Then it is thus : the passions of the mind , +That have their first conception by mis-dread , +Have after-nourishment and life by care ; +And what was first but fear what might be done , +Grows elder now and cares it be not done . +And so with me : the great Antiochus , +'Gainst whom I am too little to contend , +Since he's so great can make his will his act , +Will think me speaking , though I swear to silence ; +Nor boots it me to say I honour him , +If he suspect I may dishonour him ; +And what may make him blush in being known , +He'll stop the course by which it might be known . +With hostile forces he'll o'erspread the land , +And with the ostent of war will look so huge , +Amazement shall drive courage from the state , +Our men be vanquish'd ere they do resist , +And subjects punish'd that ne'er thought offence : +Which care of them , not pity of myself , +Who am no more but as the tops of trees , +Which fence the roots they grow by and defend them , +Make both my body pine and soul to languish , +And punish that before that he would punish . + + +Joy and all comfort in your sacred breast ! + +And keep your mind , till you return to us , +Peaceful and comfortable . + +Peace , peace ! and give experience tongue . +They do abuse the king that flatter him ; +For flattery is the bellows blows up sin ; +The thing the which is flatter'd , but a spark , +To which that blast gives heat and stronger glowing ; +Whereas reproof , obedient and in order , +Fits kings , as they are men , for they may err : +When Signior Sooth here does proclaim a peace , +He flatters you , makes war upon your life . +Prince , pardon me , or strike me , if you please ; +I cannot be much lower than my knees . + +All leave us else ; but let your cares o'erlook +What shipping and what lading's in our haven , +And then return to us . + +Helicanus , thou +Hast mov'd us ; what seest thou in our looks ? + +An angry brow , dread lord . + +If there be such a dart in prince's frowns , +How durst thy tongue move anger to our face ? + +How dare the plants look up to heaven , from whence +They have their nourishment ? + +Thou know'st I have power +To take thy life from thee . + +I have ground the axe myself ; +Do you but strike the blow . + +Rise , prithee , rise ; +Sit down ; thou art no flatterer : +I thank thee for it ; and heaven forbid +That kings should let their ears hear their faults hid ! +Fit counsellor and servant for a prince , +Who by thy wisdom mak'st a prince thy servant , +What wouldst thou have me do ? + +To bear with patience +Such griefs as you yourself do lay upon yourself . + +Thou speak'st like a physician , Helicanus , +That minister'st a potion unto me +That thou wouldst tremble to receive thyself . +Attend me then : I went to Antioch , +Where as thou know'st , against the face of death +I sought the purchase of a glorious beauty , +From whence an issue I might propagate +Are arms to princes and bring joys to subjects . +Her face was to mine eye beyond all wonder ; +The rest , hark in thine ear , as black as incest ; +Which by my knowledge found , the sinful father +Seem'd not to strike , but smooth ; but thou know'st this , +'Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss . +Which fear so grew in me I hither fled , +Under the covering of a careful night , +Who seem'd my good protector ; and , being here , +Bethought me what was past , what might succeed . +I knew him tyrannous ; and tyrants' fears +Decrease not , but grow faster than the years . +And should he doubt it , as no doubt he doth , +That I should open to the listening air +How many worthy princes' bloods were shed , +To keep his bed of blackness unlaid ope , +To lop that doubt he'll fill this land with arms , +And make pretence of wrong that I have done him ; +When all , for mine , if I may call 't , offence , +Must feel war's blow , who spares not innocence : +Which love to all , of which thyself art one , +Who now reprov'st me for it , + +Alas ! sir . + +Drew sleep out of mine eyes , blood from my cheeks , +Musings into my mind , with thousand doubts +How I might stop this tempest , ere it came ; +And finding little comfort to relieve them , +I thought it princely charity to grieve them . + +Well , my lord , since you have given me leave to speak , +Freely will I speak . Antiochus you fear , +And justly too , I think , you fear the tyrant , +Who either by public war or private treason +Will take away your life . +Therefore , my lord , go travel for a while , +Till that his rage and anger be forgot , +Or till the Destinies do cut his thread of life . +Your rule direct to any ; if to me , +Day serves not light more faithful than I'll be . + +I do not doubt thy faith ; +But should he wrong my liberties in my absence ? + +We'll mingle our bloods together in the earth , +From whence we had our being and our birth . + +Tyre , I now look from thee then , and to Tarsus +Intend my travel , where I'll hear from thee , +And by whose letters I'll dispose myself . +The care I had and have of subjects' good +On thee I'll lay , whose wisdom's strength can bear it . +I'll take thy word for faith , not ask thine oath ; +Who shuns not to break one will sure crack both . +But in our orbs we'll live so round and safe , +That time of both this truth shall ne'er convince , +Thou show'dst a subject's shine , I a true prince . + + +So this is Tyre , and this the court . Here must I kill King Pericles ; and if I do not , I am sure to be hanged at home : 'tis dangerous . Well , I perceive he was a wise fellow , and had good discretion , that , being bid to ask what he would of the king , desired he might know none of his secrets : now do I see he had some reason for it ; for if a king bid a man be a villain , he is bound by the indenture of his oath to be one . Hush ! here come the lords of Tyre . + + +You shall not need , my fellow peers of Tyre , +Further to question me of your king's departure : +His seal'd commission , left in trust with me , +Doth speak sufficiently he's gone to travel . + +How ! the king gone ! + +If further yet you will be satisfied , +Why , as it were unlicens'd of your loves , +He would depart , I'll give some light unto you . +Being at Antioch + +What from Antioch ? + +Royal Antiochus on what cause I know not +Took some displeasure at him , at least he judg'd so ; +And doubting lest that he had err'd or sinn'd , +To show his sorrow he'd correct himself ; +So puts himself unto the shipman's toil , +With whom each minute threatens life or death . + +Well , I perceive +I shall not be hang'd now , although I would ; +But since he's gone , the king it sure must please : +He 'scap'd the land , to perish at the sea . +I'll present myself . + +Peace to the lords of Tyre . + +Lord Thaliard from Antiochus is welcome . + +From him I come , +With message unto princely Pericles ; +But since my landing I have understood +Your lord hath betook himself to unknown travels , +My message must return from whence it came . + +We have no reason to desire it , +Commended to our master , not to us : +Yet , ere you shall depart , this we desire , +As friends to Antioch , we may feast in Tyre . + + +My Dionyza , shall we rest us here , +And by relating tales of others' griefs , +See if 'twill teach us to forget our own ? + +That were to blow at fire in hope to quench it ; +For who digs hills because they do aspire +Throws down one mountain to cast up a higher . +O my distressed lord ! even such our griefs are ; +Here they're but felt , and seen with mischief's eyes , +But like to groves , being topp'd , they higher rise . + +O Dionyza , +Who wanteth food , and will not say he wants it , +Or can conceal his hunger till he famish ? +Our tongues and sorrows do sound deep +Our woes into the air ; our eyes do weep +Till tongues fetch breath that may proclaim them louder ; +That if heaven slumber while their creatures want , +They may awake their helps to comfort them . +I'll then discourse our woes , felt several years , +And wanting breath to speak help me with tears . + +I'll do my best , sir . + +This Tarsus , o'er which I have the government , +A city on whom plenty held full hand , +For riches strew'd herself even in the streets ; +Whose towers bore heads so high they kiss'd the clouds , +And strangers ne'er beheld but wonder'd at ; +Whose men and dames so jetted and adorn'd , +Like one another's glass to trim them by : +Their tables were stor'd full to glad the sight , +And not so much to feed on as delight ; +All poverty was scorn'd , and pride so great , +The name of help grew odious to repeat . + +O ! 'tis too true , + +But see what heaven can do ! By this our change , +These mouths , whom but of late earth , sea , and air +Were all too little to content and please , +Although they gave their creatures in abundance , +As houses are defil'd for want of use , +They are now starv'd for want of exercise ; +Those palates who , not yet two summers younger , +Must have inventions to delight the taste , +Would now be glad of bread , and beg for it ; +Those mothers who , to nousle up their babes , +Thought nought too curious , are ready now +To eat those little darlings whom they lov'd . +So sharp are hunger's teeth , that man and wife +Draw lots who first shall die to lengthen life . +Here stands a lord , and there a lady weeping ; +Here many sink , yet those which see them fall +Have scarce strength left to give them burial . +Is not this true ? + +Our cheeks and hollow eyes do witness it . + +O ! let those cities that of plenty's cup +And her prosperities so largely taste , +With their superfluous riots , hear these tears : +The misery of Tarsus may be theirs . + + +Where's the lord governor ? + +Here . +Speak out thy sorrows which thou bring'st in haste , +For comfort is too far for us to expect . + +We have descried , upon our neighbouring shore , +A portly sail of ships make hitherward . + +I thought as much . +One sorrow never comes but brings an heir +That may succeed as his inberitor ; +And so in ours . Some neighbouring nation , +Taking advantage of our misery , +Hath stuff'd these hollow vessels with their power , +To beat us down , the which are down already ; +And make a conquest of unhappy me , +Whereas no glory's got to overcome . + +That's the least fear ; for by the semblance +Of their white flags display'd , they bring us peace , +And come to us as favourers , not as foes . + +Thou speak'st like him 's untutor'd to repeat : +Who makes the fairest show means most deceit . +But bring they what they will and what they can , +What need we fear ? +The ground's the lowest and we are half way there . +Go tell their general we attend him here , +To know for what he comes , and whence he comes , +And what he craves . + +I go , my lord . + + +Welcome is peace if he on peace consist ; +If wars we are unable to resist . + + +Lord governor , for so we hear you are , +Let not our ships and number of our men , +Be like a beacon fir'd to amaze your eyes . +We have heard your miseries as far as Tyre , +And seen the desolation of your streets : +Nor come we to add sorrow to your tears , +But to relieve them of their heavy load ; +And these our ships , you happily may think +Are like the Trojan horse was stuff'd within +With bloody veins , expecting overthrow , +Are stor'd with corn to make your needy bread , +And give them life whom hunger starv'd half dead . + +The gods of Greece protect you ! +And we'll pray for you . + +Arise , I pray you , rise : +We do not look for reverence , but for love , +And harbourage for ourself , our ships , and men . + +The which when any shall not gratify , +Or pay you with unthankfulness in thought , +Be it our wives , our children , or ourselves , +The curse of heaven and men succeed their evils ! +Till when the which , I hope , shall ne'er be seen +Your Grace is welcome to our town and us . + +Which welcome we'll accept ; feast here awhile , +Until our stars that frown lend us a smile . + +Here have you seen a mighty king +His child , I wis , to incest bring ; +A better prince and benign lord , +That will prove awful both in deed and word . +Be quiet , then , as men should be , +Till he hath pass'd necessity . +I'll show you those in troubles reign , +Losing a mite , a mountain gain . +The good in conversation , +To whom I give my benison , +Is still at Tarsus , where each man +Thinks all is writ he speken can ; +And , to remember what he does , +Build his statue to make him glorious : +But tidings to the contrary +Are brought your eyes ; what need speak I ? + + +Good Helicane hath stay'd at home , +Not to eat honey like a drone +From others' labours ; for though he strive +To killen bad , keep good alive , +And to fulfil his prince' desire , +Sends word of all that haps in Tyre : +How Thaliard came full bent with sin +And had intent to murder him ; +And that in Tarsus was not best +Longer for him to make his rest . +He , doing so , put forth to seas , +Where when men been , there's seldom ease ; +For now the wind begins to blow ; +Thunder above and deeps below +Make such unquiet , that the ship +Should house him safe is wrack'd and split ; +And he , good prince , having all lost , +By waves from coast to coast is tost . +All perishen of man , of pelf , +Ne aught escapen but himself ; +Till Fortune , tir'd with doing bad , +Threw him ashore , to give him glad ; +And here he comes . What shall be next , +Pardon old Gower , this longs the text . + +Yet cease your ire , you angry stars of heaven ! +Wind , rain , and thunder , remember , earthly man +Is but a substance that must yield to you ; +And I , as fits my nature , do obey you . +Alas ! the sea hath cast me on the rocks , +Wash'd me from shore to shore , and left me breath +Nothing to think on but ensuing death : +Let it suffice the greatness of your powers +To have bereft a prince of all his fortunes ; +And having thrown him from your watery grave , +Here to have death in peace is all he'll crave . + + +What , ho , Pilch ! + +Ha ! come and bring away the nets . + +What , Patch-breech , I say ! + +What say you , master ? + +Look how thou stirrest now ! come away , or I'll fetch thee with a wannion . + +Faith , master , I am thinking of the poor men that were cast away before us even now . + +Alas ! poor souls ; it grieved my heart to hear what pitiful cries they made to us to help them , when , well-a-day , we could scarce help ourselves . + +Nay , master , said not I as much when I saw the porpus how he bounced and tumbled ? they say they're half fish half flesh ; a plague on them ! they ne'er come but I look to be washed . Master , I marvel how the fishes live in the sea . + +Why , as men do a-land ; the great ones eat up the little ones ; I can compare our rich misers to nothing so fitly as to a whale ; a' plays and tumbles , driving the poor fry before him , and at last devours them all at a mouthful . Such whales have I heard on o' the land , who never leave gaping till they've swallowed the whole parish , church , steeple , bells , and all . + +A pretty moral . + +But master , if I had been the sexton , I would have been that day in the belfry . + +Why , man ? + +Because he should have swallowed me too ; and when I had been in his belly , I would have kept such a jangling of the bells , that he should never have left till he cast bells , steeple , church , and parish , up again . But if the good King Simonides were of my mind , + +Simonides ! + +We would purge the land of these drones , that rob the bee of her honey . + +How from the finny subject of the sea +These fishers tell the infirmities of men ; +And from their watery empire recollect +All that may men approve or men detect ! + + +Peace be at your labour , honest fishermen . + +Honest ! good fellow , what's that ? if it be a day fits you , search out of the calendar , and nobody look after it . + +Y' may see the sea hath cast me on your coast . + +What a drunken knave was the sea , to cast thee in our way ! + +A man whom both the waters and the wind , +In that vast tennis-court , have made the ball +For them to play upon , entreats you pity him ; +He asks of you , that never us'd to beg . + +No , friend , cannot you beg ? here's them in our country of Greece gets more with begging than we can do with working . + +Canst thou catch any fishes then ? + +I never practised it . + +Nay then thou wilt starve , sure ; for here's nothing to be got now-a-days unless thou canst fish for 't . + +What I have been I have forgot to know , +But what I am want teaches me to think on ; +A man throng'd up with cold ; my veins are chill , +And have no more of life than may suffice +To give my tongue that heat to ask your help ; +Which if you shall refuse , when I am dead , +For that I am a man , pray see me buried . + +Die , quoth-a ? Now , gods forbid ! I have a gown here ; come , put it on ; keep thee warm . Now , afore me , a handsome fellow ! Come , thou shalt go home , and we'll have flesh for holidays , fish for fasting-days , and moreo'er puddings and flap-jacks ; and thou shalt be welcome . + +I thank you , sir . + +Hark you , my friend ; you said you could not beg . + +I did but crave . + +But crave ! Then I'll turn craver too , and so I shall 'scape whipping . + +Why , are all your beggars whipped , then ? + +O ! not all , my friend , not all ; for if all your beggars were whipped , I would wish no better office than to be beadle . But , master , I'll go draw up the net . + + +How well this honest mirth becomes their labour ! + +Hark you , sir ; do you know where ye are ? + +Not well . + +Why , I'll tell you : this is called Pentapolis , and our king the good Simonides . + +The good King Simonides do you call him ? + +Ay , sir ; and he deserves to be so called for his peaceable reign and good government . + +He is a happy king , since he gains from his subjects the name of good by his government . How far is his court distant from this shore ? + +Marry , sir , half a day's journey ; and I'll tell you , he hath a fair daughter , and to-morrow is her birthday ; and there are princes and knights come from all parts of the world to just and tourney for her love . + +Were my fortunes equal to my desires , I could wish to make one there . + +O ! sir , things must be as they may ; and what a man cannot get , he may lawfully deal for his wife's soul , + + +Help , master , help ! here's a fish hangs in the net , like a poor man's right in the law ; 'twill hardly come out . Ha ! bots on 't , 'tis come at last , and 'tis turned to a rusty armour . + +An armour , friends ! I pray you , let me see it . +Thanks , Fortune , yet , that after all my crosses +Thou giv'st me somewhat to repair myself ; +And though it was mine own , part of mine heritage , +Which my dead father did bequeath to me , +With this strict charge , even as he left his life , +'Keep it , my Pericles , it hath been a shield +'Twixt me and death ;' and pointed to this brace ; +'For that it sav'd me , keep it ; in like necessity +The which the gods protect thee from !'t may defend thee .' +It kept where I kept , I so dearly lov'd it ; +Till the rough seas , that spare not any man , +Took it in rage , though calm'd they have given 't again . +I thank thee for 't ; my shipwrack now 's no ill , +Since I have here my father's gift in 's will . + +What mean you , sir ? + +To beg of you , kind friends , this coat of worth , +For it was sometime target to a king ; +I know it by this mark . He lov'd me dearly , +And for his sake I wish the having of it ; +And that you'd guide me to your sovereign's court , +Where with it I may appear a gentleman ; +And if that ever my low fortunes better , +I'll pay your bounties ; till then rest your debtor . + +Why , wilt thou tourney for the lady ? + +I'll show the virtue I have borne in arms . + +Why , do'e take it ; and the gods give thee good on 't ! + +Ay , but hark you , my friend ; 'twas we that made up this garment through the rough seams of the water ; there are certain condolements , certain vails . I hope , sir , if you thrive , you'll remember from whence you had it . + +Believe it , I will . +By your furtherance I am cloth'd in steel ; +And spite of all the rapture of the sea , +This jewel holds his biding on my arm : +Unto thy value will I mount myself +Upon a courser , whose delightful steps +Shall make the gazer joy to see him tread . +Only , my friend , I yet am unprovided +Of a pair of bases . + +We'll sure provide ; thou shalt have my best gown to make thee a pair , and I'll bring thee to the court myself . + +Then honour be but a goal to my will ! This day I'll rise , or else add ill to ill . + +Are the knights ready to begin the triumph ? + +They are , my liege ; +And stay your coming to present themselves . + +Return them , we are ready ; and our daughter , +In honour of whose birth these triumphs are , +Sits here , like beauty's child , whom nature gat +For men to see , and seeing wonder at . + + +It pleaseth you , my royal father , to express +My commendations great , whose merit's less . + +'Tis fit it should be so ; for princes are +A model , which heaven makes like to itself : +As jewels lose their glory if neglected , +So princes their renowns if not respected . +'Tis now your honour , daughter , to explain +The labour of each knight in his device . + +Which , to preserve mine honour , I'll perform . + + +Who is the first that doth prefer himself ? + +A knight of Sparta , my renowned father ; +And the device he bears upon his shield +Is a black Ethiop reaching at the sun ; +The word , Lux tua vita mihi . + +He loves you well that holds his life of you . + +Who is the second that presents himself ? + +A prince of Macedon , my royal father ; +And the device he bears upon his shield +Is an arm'd knight that's conquer'd by a lady ; +The motto thus , in Spanish , Piu por dulzura que por fuerza . + + +And what's the third ? + +The third of Antioch ; +And his device , a wreath of chivalry ; +The word , Me pomp provexit apex . + + +What is the fourth ? + +A burning torch that's turned upside down ; +The word , Quod me alit me extinguit . + +Which shows that beauty hath his power and will , +Which can as well inflame as it can kill . + + +The fifth , a hand environed with clouds , +Holding out gold that's by the touchstone tried ; +The motto thus , Sic spectanda fides . + + +And what 's +The sixth and last , the which the knight himself +With such a graceful courtesy deliver'd ? + +He seems to be a stranger ; but his present is +A wither'd branch , that's only green at top ; +The motto , In hac spe vivo . + +A pretty moral ; +From the dejected state wherein he is , +He hopes by you his fortune yet may flourish . + +He had need mean better than his outward show +Can any way speak in his just commend ; +For , by his rusty outside he appears +To have practis'd more the whipstock than the lance . + +He well may be a stranger , for he comes +To an honour'd triumph strangely furnished . + +And on set purpose let his armour rust +Until this day , to scour it in the dust . + +Opinion's but a fool , that makes us scan +The outward habit by the inward man . +But stay , the knights are coming ; we'll withdraw +Into the gallery . + + +Knights , +To say you're welcome were superfluous . +To place upon the volume of your deeds , +As in a title-page , your worth in arms , +Were more than you expect , or more than's fit , +Since every worth in show commends itself . +Prepare for mirth , for mirth becomes a feast : +You are princes and my guests . + +But you , my knight and guest ; +To whom this wreath of victory I give , +And crown you king of this day's happiness . + +'Tis more by fortune , lady , than by merit . + +Call it by what you will , the day is yours ; +And here , I hope , is none that envies it . +In framing an artist art hath thus decreed , +To make some good , but others to exceed ; +And you're her labour'd scholar . Come , queen o' the feast , +For , daughter , so you are ,here take your place ; +Marshal the rest , as they deserve their grace . + +We are honour'd much by good Simonides . + +Your presence glads our days ; honour we love , +For who hates honour , hates the gods above . + +Sir , yonder is your place . + +Some other is more fit . + +Contend not , sir ; for we are gentlemen +That neither in our hearts nor outward eyes +Envy the great nor do the low despise . + +You are right courteous knights . + +Sit , sir ; sit . + +By Jove , I wonder , that is king of thoughts , +These cates resist me , she but thought upon . + +By Juno , that is queen of marriage , +All viands that I eat do seem unsavoury , +Wishing him my meat . Sure , he's a gallant gentleman . + +He's but a country gentleman ; +He has done no more than other knights have done ; +He has broken a staff or so ; so let it pass . + +To me he seems like diamond to glass . + +Yon king's to me like to my father's picture , +Which tells me in that glory once he was ; +Had princes sit , like stars , about his throne , +And he the sun for them to reverence . +None that beheld him , but like lesser lights +Did vail their crowns to his supremacy ; +Where now his son's like a glow-worm in the night , +The which hath fire in darkness , none in light : +Whereby I see that Time's the king of men ; +He's both their parent , and he is their grave , +And gives them what he will , not what they crave . + +What , are you merry , knights ? + +Who can be other in this royal presence ? + +Here , with a cup that's stor'd unto the brim , +As you do love , fill to your mistress' lips , +We drink this health to you . + +We thank your Grace . + +Yet pause awhile ; +Yon knight doth sit too melancholy , +As if the entertainment in our court +Had not a show might countervail his worth . +Note it not you , Thaisa ? + +What is it +To me , my father ? + +O ! attend , my daughter : +Princes in this should live like gods above , +Who freely give to every one that comes +To honour them ; +And princes not doing so are like to gnats , +Which make a sound , but kill'd are wonder'd at . +Therefore to make his entrance more sweet , +Here say we drink this standing-bowl of wine to him . + +Alas ! my father , it befits not me +Unto a stranger knight to be so bold ; +He may my proffer take for an offence , +Since men take women's gifts for impudence . + +How ! +Do as I bid you , or you'll move me else . + +Now , by the gods , he could not please me better . + +And further tell him , we desire to know of him , +Of whence he is , his name , and parentage . + +The king , my father , sir , has drunk to you . + +I thank him . + +Wishing it so much blood unto your life . + +I thank both him and you , and pledge him freely . + +And further he desires to know of you , +Of whence you are , your name and parentage . + +A gentleman of Tyre , my name , Pericles ; +My education been in arts and arms ; +Who , looking for adventures in the world , +Was by the rough seas reft of ships and men , +And after shipwrack , driven upon this shore . + +He thanks your Grace ; names himself Pericles , +A gentleman of Tyre , +Who only by misfortune of the seas +Bereft of ships and men , cast on this shore . + +Now , by the gods , I pity his misfortune , +And will awake him from his melancholy . +Come , gentlemen , we sit too long on trifles , +And waste the time which looks for other revels . +Even in your armours , as you are address'd , +Will very well become a soldier's dance . +I will not have excuse , with saying this +Loud music is too harsh for ladies' heads +Since they love men in arms as well as beds . + +So this was well ask'd , 'twas so well perform'd . +Come , sir ; +Here is a lady that wants breathing too : +And I have often heard , you knights of Tyre +Are excellent in making ladies trip , +And that their measures are as excellent . + +In those that practise them they are , my lord . + +O ! that's as much as you would be denied +Of your fair courtesy . + +Unclasp , unclasp ; +Thanks , gentlemen , to all ; all have done well , + + +But you the best . Pages and lights , to conduct +These knights unto their several lodgings ! Yours , sir , +We have given order to be next our own . + +I am at your Grace's pleasure . + +Princes , it is too late to talk of love , +And that's the mark I know you level at ; +Therefore each one betake him to his rest ; +To-morrow all for speeding do their best . + + +No , Escanes , know this of me , +Antiochus from incest liv'd not free ; +For which , the most high gods not minding longer +To withhold the vengeance that they had in store , +Due to this heinous capital offence , +Even in the height and pride of all his glory , +When he was seated in a chariot +Of an inestimable value , and his daughter with him , +A fire from heaven came and shrivell'd up +Their bodies , even to loathing ; for they so stunk , +That all those eyes ador'd them ere their fall +Scorn now their hand should give them burial . + +'Twas very strange . + +And yet but just ; for though +This king were great , his greatness was no guard +To bar heaven's shaft , but sin had his reward . + +'Tis very true . + + +See , not a man in private conference +Or council has respect with him but he . + +It shall no longer grieve without reproof . + +And curs'd be he that will not second it . + +Follow me then . Lord Helicane , a word . + +With me ? and welcome . Happy day , my lords . + +Know that our griefs are risen to the top , +And now at length they overflow their banks . + +Your griefs ! for what ? wrong not the prince you love . + +Wrong not yourself then , noble Helicane ; +But if the prince do live , let us salute him , +Or know what ground's made happy by his breath . +If in the world he live , we'll seek him out ; +If in his grave he rest , we'll find him there ; +And be resolv'd he lives to govern us , +Or dead , give 's cause to mourn his funeral , +And leaves us to our free election . + +Whose death's indeed the strongest in our censure : +And knowing this kingdom is without a head , +Like goodly buildings left without a roof +Soon fall to ruin , your noble self , +That best know'st how to rule and how to reign , +We thus submit unto , our sovereign . + +Live , noble Helicane ! + +For honour's cause forbear your suffrages : +If that you love Prince Pericles , forbear . +Take I your wish , I leap into the seas , +Where's hourly trouble for a minute's ease . +A twelvemonth longer , let me entreat you +To forbear the absence of your king ; +If in which time expir'd he not return , +I shall with aged patience bear your yoke . +But if I cannot win you to this love , +Go search like nobles , like noble subjects , +And in your search spend your adventurous worth ; +Whom if you find , and win unto return , +You shall like diamonds sit about his crown . + +To wisdom he's a fool that will not yield ; +And since Lord Helicane enjoineth us , +We with our travels will endeavour it . + +Then you love us , we you , and we'll clasp hands : +When peers thus knit , a kingdom ever stands . + + +Good morrow to the good Simonides . + +Knights , from my daughter this I let you know , +That for this twelvemonth she'll not undertake +A married life . +Her reason to herself is only known , +Which yet from her by no means can I get . + +May we not get access to her , my lord ? + +Faith , by no means ; she hath so strictly tied +Her to her chamber that 'tis impossible . +One twelve moons more she'll wear Diana's livery ; +This by the eye of Cynthia hath she vow'd , +And on her virgin honour will not break it . + +Though loath to bid farewell , we take our leaves . + + +So , +They're well dispatch'd ; now to my daughter's letter . +She tells me here , she'll wed the stranger knight , +Or never more to view nor day nor light . +'Tis well , mistress ; your choice agrees with mine ; +I like that well : how absolute she's in 't , +Not minding whether I dislike or no ! +Well , I do commend her choice ; +And will no longer have it be delay'd . +Soft ! here he comes : I must dissemble it . + + +All fortune to the good Simonides ! + +To you as much , sir ! I am beholding to you +For your sweet music this last night : I do +Protest my ears were never better fed +With such delightful pleasing harmony + +It is your Grace's pleasure to commend , +Not my desert . + +Sir , you are music's master . + +The worst of all her scholars , my good lord . + +Let me ask you one thing . +What do you think of my daughter , sir ? + +A most virtuous princess . + +And she is fair too , is she not ? + +As a fair day in summer ; wondrous fair . + +My daughter , sir , thinks very well of you ; +Ay , so well , that you must be her master , +And she will be your scholar : therefore look to it . + +I am unworthy for her schoolmaster . + +She thinks not so ; peruse this writing else . + +What's here ? +A letter that she loves the knight of Tyre ! +'Tis the king's subtilty to have my life . +O ! seek not to entrap me , gracious lord , +A stranger and distressed gentleman , +That never aim'd so high to love your daughter , +But bent all offices to honour her . + +Thou hast bewitch'd my daughter , and thou art +A villain . + +By the gods , I have not : +Never did thought of mine levy offence ; +Nor never did my actions yet commence +A deed might gain her love or your displeasure . + +Traitor , thou liest . + +Traitor ! + +Ay , traitor . + +Even in his throat , unless it be the king , +That calls me traitor , I return the lie . + +Now , by the gods , I do applaud his courage . + +My actions are as noble as my thoughts , +That never relish'd of a base descent . +I came unto your court for honour's cause , +And not to be a rebel to her state ; +And he that otherwise accounts of me , +This sword shall prove he's honour's enemy . + +No ? +Here comes my daughter , she can witness it . + + +Then , as you are as virtuous as fair , +Resolve your angry father , if my tongue +Did e'er solicit , or my hand subscribe +To any syllable that made love to you . + +Why , sir , say if you had , +Who takes offence at that would make me glad ? + +Yea , mistress , are you so peremptory ? + + +I am glad on 't , with all my heart . +I'll tame you ; I'll bring you in subjection . +Will you , not having my consent , +Bestow your love and your affections +Upon a stranger ? + +who , for aught I know , +May be , nor can I think the contrary , +As great in blood as I myself . + + +Therefore , hear you , mistress ; either frame +Your will to mine ; and you , sir , hear you , +Either be rul'd by me , or I will make you +Man and wife : +Nay , come , your hands and lips must seal it too ; +And being join'd , I'll thus your hopes destroy ; +And for a further grief ,God give you joy ! +What ! are you both pleas'd ? + +Yes , if you love me , sir . + +Even as my life , or blood that fosters it . + +What ! are you both agreed ? + +Yes , if 't please your majesty . + +Yes , if 't please your majesty . + +It pleaseth me so well , that I will see you wed ; +Then with what haste you can get you to bed . + +Now sleep yslaked hath the rout ; +No din but snores the house about , +Made louder by the o'er-fed breast +Of this most pompous marriage-feast . +The cat , with eyne of burning coal , +Now couches fore the mouse's hole ; +And crickets sing at the oven's mouth , +E'er the blither for their drouth . +Hymen hath brought the bride to bed , +Where , by the loss of maidenhead , +A babe is moulded . Be attent ; +And time that is so briefly spent +With your fine fancies quaintly eche ; +What's dumb in show I'll plain with speech . + + +By many a dern and painful perch , +Of Pericles the careful search +By the four opposing coigns , +Which the world together joins , +Is made with all due diligence +That horse and sail and high expense , +Can stead the quest . At last from Tyre , +Fame answering the most strange inquire +To the court of King Simonides +Are letters brought , the tenour these : +Antiochus and his daughter dead ; +The men of Tyrus on the head +Of Helicanus would set on +The crown of Tyre , but he will none : +The mutiny he there hastes t' oppress ; +Says to 'em , if King Pericles +Come not home in twice six moons , +He , obedient to their dooms , +Will take the crown . The sum of this , +Brought hither to Pentapolis , +Yravished the regions round , +And every one with claps can sound , +'Our heir-apparent is a king ! +Who dream'd , who thought of such a thing ?' +Brief , he must hence depart to Tyre : +His queen , with child , makes her desire , +Which who shall cross ?along to go ; +Omit we all their dole and woe : +Lychorida , her nurse , she takes , +And so to sea . Their vessel shakes +On Neptune's billow ; half the flood +Hath their keel cut : but Fortune's mood +Varies again ; the grisled north +Disgorges such a tempest forth , +That , as a duck for life that dives , +So up and down the poor ship drives . +The lady shrieks , and well-a-near +Does fall in travail with her fear ; +And what ensues in this fell storm +Shall for itself itself perform . +I nill relate , action may +Conveniently the rest convey , +Which might not what by me is told . +In your imagination hold +This stage the ship , upon whose deck +The sea-tost Pericles appears to speak . + +Thou God of this great vast , rebuke these surges , +Which wash both heaven and hell ; and thou , that hast +Upon the winds command , bind them in brass , +Having call'd them from the deep . O ! still +Thy deafening , dreadful thunders ; gently quench +Thy nimble , sulphurous flashes . O ! how Lychorida , +How does my queen ? Thou stormest venomously ; +Wilt thou spit all thyself ? The seaman's whistle +Is as a whisper in the ears of death , +Unheard . Lychorida ! Lucina , O ! +Divinest patroness , and midwife gentle +To those that cry by night , convey thy deity +Aboard our dancing boat ; make swift the pangs +Of my queen's travails ! + +Now , Lychorida ! + +Here is a thing too young for such a place , +Who , if it had conceit , would die , as I +Am like to do : take in your arms this piece +Of your dead queen . + +How , how , Lychorida ! + +Patience , good sir ; do not assist the storm . +Here's all that is left living of your queen , +A little daughter : for the sake of it , +Be manly , and take comfort . + +O you gods ! +Why do you make us love your goodly gifts , +And snatch them straight away ? We here below , +Recall not what we give , and therein may +Use honour with you . + +Patience , good sir , +Even for this charge . + +Now , mild may be thy life ! +For a more blust'rous birth had never babe : +Quiet and gentle thy conditions ! +For thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world +That e'er was prince's child . Happy what follows ! +Thou hast as chiding a nativity +As fire , air , water , earth , and heaven can make , +To herald thee from the womb ; even at the first +Thy loss is more than can thy portage quit , +With all thou canst find here . Now , the good gods +Throw their best eyes upon 't ! + + +What courage , sir ? God save you ! + +Courage enough . I do not fear the flaw ; +It hath done to me the worst . Yet for the love +Of this poor infant , this fresh-new sea-farer , +I would it would be quiet . + +Slack the bolins there ! thou wilt not , wilt thou ? Blow , and split thyself . + +But sea-room , an the brine and cloudy billow kiss the moon , I care not . + +Sir , you queen must overboard : the sea works high , the wind is loud , and will not lie till the ship be cleared of the dead . + +That's your superstition . + +Pardon us , sir ; with us at sea it hath been still observed , and we are strong in custom . Therefore briefly yield her , for she must overboard straight . + +As you think meet . Most wretched queen ! + +Here she lies , sir . + +A terrible child-bed hast thou had , my dear ; +No light , no fire : the unfriendly elements +Forgot thee utterly ; nor have I time +To give thee hallow'd to thy grave , but straight +Must cast thee , scarcely coffin'd , in the ooze ; +Where , for a monument upon thy bones , +And aye-remaining lamps , the belching whale +And humming water must o'erwhelm thy corpse , +Lying with simple shells ! O Lychorida ! +Bid Nestor bring me spices , ink and paper , +My casket and my jewels ; and bid Nicander +Bring me the satin coffer : lay the babe +Upon the pillow . Hie thee , whiles I say +A priestly farewell to her : suddenly , woman . + + +Sir , we have a chest beneath the hatches , caulk'd and bitumed ready . + +I thank thee . Mariner , say what coast is this ? + +We are near Tarsus . + +Thither , gentle mariner , +Alter thy course for Tyre . When canst thou reach it ? + +By break of day , if the wind cease . + +O ! make for Tarsus . +There will I visit Cleon , for the babe +Cannot hold out to Tyrus ; there I'll leave it +At careful nursing . Go thy ways , good mariner ; +I'll bring the body presently . + + +Philemon , ho ! + + +Doth my lord call ? + +Get fire and meat for these poor men ; +'T has been a turbulent and stormy night . + +I have been in many ; but such a night as this +Till now I ne'er endur'd . + +Your master will be dead ere you return ; +There's nothing can be minister'd to nature +That can recover him . + +Give this to the 'pothecary , +And tell me how it works . + +Good morrow , sir . + +Good morrow to your lordship . + +Gentlemen , +Why do you stir so early ? + +Sir , +Our lodgings , standing bleak upon the sea , +Shook as the earth' did quake ; +The very principals did seem to rend , +And all to topple . Pure surprise and fear +Made me to quit the house . + +That is the cause we trouble you so early ; +'Tis not our husbandry . + +O ! you say well . + +But I much marvel that your lordship , having +Rich tire about you , should at these early hours +Shake off the golden slumber of repose . +'Tis most strange , +Nature should be so conversant with pain , +Being thereto not compell'd . + +I hold it ever , +Virtue and cunning were endowments greater +Than nobleness and riches ; careless heirs +May the two latter darken and expend , +But immortality attends the former , +Making a man a god . 'Tis known I ever +Have studied physic , through which secret art , +By turning o'er authorities , I have +Together with my practice made familiar +To me and to my aid the blest infusions +That dwell in vegetives , in metals , stones ; +And can speak of the disturbances +That nature works , and of her cures ; which doth give me +A more content in course of true delight +Than to be thirsty after tottering honour , +Or tie my treasure up in silken bags , +To please the fool and death . + +Your honour has through Ephesus pour'd forth +Your charity , and hundreds call themselves +Your creatures , who by you have been restor'd : +And not your knowledge , your personal pain , but even +Your purse , still open , hath built Lord Cerimon +Such strong renown as time shall ne'er decay . + + +So ; lift there . + +What is that ? + +Sir , even now +Did the sea toss upon our shore this chest : +'Tis of some wrack . + +Set it down ; let's look upon 't . + +'Tis like a coffin , sir . + +Whate'er it be , +'Tis wondrous heavy . Wrench it open straight ; +If the sea's stomach be o'ercharg'd with gold , +'Tis a good constraint of fortune it belches upon us . + +'Tis so , my lord . + +How close 'tis caulk'd and bitumed ! +Did the sea cast it up ? + +I never saw so huge a billow , sir , +As toss'd it upon shore . + +Come , wrench it open . +Soft ! it smells most sweetly in my sense . + +A delicate odour . + +As ever hit my nostril . So , up with it . +O you most potent gods ! what's here ? a corse ! + +Most strange ! + +Shrouded in cloth of state ; balm'd and entreasur'd +With full bags of spices ! A passport too ! +Apollo , perfect me i' the characters ! + +Here I give to understand , +If e'er this coffin drive a-land , +I , King Pericles , have lost +This queen worth all our mundane cost . +Who finds her , give her burying ; +She was the daughter of a king : +Besides this treasure for a fee , +The gods requite his charity ! + +If thou liv'st , Pericles , thou hast a heart +That even cracks for woe ! This chanc'd to-night . + +Most likely , sir . + +Nay , certainly to-night ; +For look , how fresh she looks . They were too rough +That threw her in the sea . Make fire within ; +Fetch hither all the boxes in my closet . + +Death may usurp on nature many hours , +And yet the fire of life kindle again +The overpress'd spirits . I heard +Of an Egyptian , that had nine hours lien dead , +Who was by good appliances recovered . + + +Well said , well said ; the fire and cloths . +The rough and woeful music that we have , +Cause it to sound , beseech you . +The viol once more ;how thou stirr'st , thou block ! +The music there ! I pray you , give her air . +Gentlemen , +This queen will live ; nature awakes , a warmth +Breathes out of her ; she hath not been entranc'd +Above five hours . See ! how she 'gins to blow + +Into life's flower again . + +The heavens +Through you increase our wonder and set up +Your fame for ever . + +She is alive ! behold , +Her eyelids , cases to those heavenly jewels +Which Pericles hath lost , +Begin to part their fringes of bright gold ; +The diamonds of a most praised water +Do appear , to make the world twice rich . Live , +And make us weep to hear your fate , fair creature , +Rare as you seem to be ! + + +O dear Diana ! +Where am I ? Where's my lord ? What world is this ? + +Is not this strange ? + +Most rare . + +Hush , gentle neighbours ! +Lend me your hands ; to the next chamber bear her . +Get linen ; now this matter must be look'd to , +For her relapse is mortal , Come , come ; +And sculapius guide us ! + + +Most honour'd Cleon , I must needs be gone ; +My twelve months are expir'd , and Tyrus stands +In a litigious peace . You and your lady +Take from my heart all thankfulness ; the gods +Make up the rest upon you ! + +Your shafts of fortune , though they hurt you mortally , +Yet glance full wanderingly on us . + +O your sweet queen ! +That the strict fates had pleas'd you had brought her hither , +To have bless'd mine eyes with her ! + +We cannot but obey +The powers above us . Could I rage and roar +As doth the sea she lies in , yet the end +Must be as 'tis . My gentle babe Marina whom , +For she was born at sea , I have nam'd so here +I charge your charity withal , and leave her +The infant of your care , beseeching you +To give her princely training , that she may be +Manner'd as she is born . + +Fear not , my lord , but think +Your Grace , that fed my country with your corn +For which the people's prayers still fall upon you +Must in your child be thought on . If neglection +Should therein make me vile , the common body , +By you reliev'd , would force me to my duty ; +But if to that my nature need a spur , +The gods revenge it upon me and mine , +To the end of generation ! + +I believe you ; +Your honour and your goodness teach me to 't , +Without your vows . Till she be married , madam , +By bright Diana , whom we honour , all +Unscissar'd shall this hair of mine remain , +Though I show ill in 't . So I take my leave . +Good madam , make me blessed in your care +In bringing up my child . + +I have one myself , +Who shall not be more dear to my respect +Than yours , my lord . + +Madam , my thanks and prayers . + +We'll bring your Grace e'en to the edge o' the shore ; +Then give you up to the mask'd Neptune and +The gentlest winds of heaven . + +I will embrace +Your offer . Come , dearest madam . O ! no tears , +Lychorida , no tears : +Look to your little mistress , on whose grace +You may depend hereafter . Come , my lord . + + +Madam , this letter , and some certain jewels , +Lay with you in your coffer ; which are now +At your command . Know you the character ? + +It is my lord's . +That I was shipp'd at sea , I well remember , +Even on my eaning time ; but whether there +Deliver'd , by the holy gods , +I cannot rightly say . But since King Pericles , +My wedded lord , I ne'er shall see again , +A vestal livery will I take me to , +And never more have joy . + +Madam , if this you purpose as you speak , +Diana's temple is not distant far , +Where you may abide till your date expire . +Moreover , if you please , a niece of mine +Shall there attend you . + +My recompense is thanks , that's all ; +Yet my good will is great , though the gift small . + +Imagine Pericles arriv'd at Tyre , +Welcom'd and settled to his own desire . +His woeful queen we leave at Ephesus , +Unto Diana there a votaress . +Now to Marina bend your mind , +Whom our fast-growing scene must find +At Tarsus , and by Cleon train'd +In music , letters ; who hath gain'd +Of education all the grace , +Which makes her bath the heart and places +Of general wonder . But , alack ! +That monster envy , oft the wrack +Of earned praise , Marina's life +Seeks to take off by treason's knife . +And in this kind hath our Cleon +One daughter , and a wench full grown , +Even ripe for marriage-rite ; this maid +Hight Philoten , and it is said +For certain in our story , she +Would ever with Marina be : +Be 't when she weav'd the sleided silk +With fingers , long , small , white as milk , +Or when she would with sharp neeld wound +The cambric , which she made more sound +By hurting it ; when to the lute +She sung , and made the night-bird mute , +That still records with moan ; or when +She would with rich and constant pen +Vail to her mistress Dian ; still +This Philoten contends in skill +With absolute Marina : so +With the dove of Paphos might the crow +Vie feathers white . Marina gets +All praises , which are paid as debts , +And not as given . This so darks +In Philoten all graceful marks , +That Cleon's wife , with envy rare , +A present murderer does prepare +For good Marina , that her daughter +Might stand peerless by this slaughter . +The sooner her vile thoughts to stead , +Lychorida , our nurse , is dead : +And cursed Dionyza hath +The pregnant instrument of wrath +Prest for this blow . The unborn event +I do commend to your content : +Only I carry winged time +Post on the lame feet of my rime ; +Which never could I so convey , +Unless your thoughts went on my way . +Dionyza doth appear , +With Leonine , a murderer . + + +Thy oath remember ; thou hast sworn to do 't : +'Tis but a blow , which never shall be known . +Thou canst not do a thing i' the world so soon , +To yield thee so much profit . Let not conscience , +Which is but cold , inflaming love i' thy bosom , +Inflame too nicely ; nor let pity , which +Even women have cast off , melt thee , but he +A soldier to thy purpose . + +I'll do 't ; but yet she is a goodly creature . + +The fitter , then , the gods should have her . Here +She comes weeping for her only mistress' death . +Thou art resolv'd ? + +I am resolv'd . + + +No , I will rob Tellus of her weed , +To strew thy green with flowers ; the yellows , blues , +The purple violets , and marigolds , +Shall as a carpet hang upon thy grave , +While summer days do last . Ay me ! poor maid , +Born in a tempest , when my mother died , +This world to me is like a lasting storm , +Whirring me from my friends . + +How now , Marina ! why do you keep alone ? +How chance my daughter is not with you ? Do not +Consume your blood with sorrowing ; you have +A nurse of me . Lord ! how your favour's chang'd +With this unprofitable woe . Come , +Give me your flowers , ere the sea mar it . +Walk with Leonine ; the air is quick there , +And it pierces and sharpens the stomach . Come , +Leonine , take her by the arm , walk with her . + +No , I pray you ; +I'll not bereave you of your servant . + +Come , come ; +I love the king your father , and yourself , +With more than foreign heart . We every day +Expect him here ; when he shall come and find +Our paragon to all reports thus blasted , +He will repent the breadth of his great voyage ; +Blame both my lord and me , that we have taken +No care to your best courses . Go , I pray you ; +Walk , and be cheerful once again ; reserve +That excellent complexion , which did steal +The eyes of young and old . Care not for me ; +I can go home alone . + +Well , I will go ; +But yet I have no desire to it . + +Come , come , I know 'tis good for you . +Walk half an hour , Leonine , at least . +Remember what I have said . + +I warrant you , madam . + +I'll leave you , my sweet lady , for a while ; +Pray you walk softly , do not heat your blood : +What ! I must have care of you . + +My thanks , sweet madam . + +Is this wind westerly that blows ? + +South-west . + +When I was born , the wind was north . + +Was 't so ? + +My father , as nurse said , did never fear , +But cried 'Good seamen !' to the sailors , galling +His kingly hands haling ropes ; +And , clasping to the mast , endur'd a sea +That almost burst the deck . + +When was this ? + +When I was born : +Never were waves nor wind more violent ; +And from the ladder-tackle washes off +A canvas-climber . 'Ha !' says one , 'wilt out ?' +And with a dropping industry they skip +From stem to stern ; the boatswain whistles , and +The master calls , and trebles their confusion . + +Come ; say your prayers . + +What mean you ? + +If you require a little space for prayer , +I grant it . Pray ; but be not tedious , +For the gods are quick of ear , and I am sworn +To do my work with haste . + +Why will you kill me ? + +To satisfy my lady . + +Why would she have me kill'd ? +Now , as I can remember , by my troth , +I never did her hurt in all my life . +I never spake bad word , nor did ill turn +To any living creature ; believe me , la , +I never kill'd a mouse , nor hurt a fly ; +I trod upon a worm against my will , +But I wept for it . How have I offended , +Wherein my death might yield her any profit , +Or my life imply her any danger ? + +My commission +Is not to reason of the deed , but do 't . + +You will not do 't for all the world , I hope . +You are well favour'd , and your looks foreshow +You have a gentle heart . I saw you lately , +When you caught hurt in parting two that fought ; +Good sooth , it show'd well in you ; do so now ; +Your lady seeks my life ; come you between , +And save poor me , the weaker . + +I am sworn , +And will dispatch . + + +Hold , villain ! + + +A prize ! a prize ! + +Half-part , mates , half-part . +Come , let's have her aboard suddenly . + +These roguing thieves serve the great pirate Valdes ; +And they have seiz'd Marina . Let her go ; +There's no hope she'll return . I'll swear she's dead , +And thrown into the sea . But I'll see further ; +Perhaps they will but please themselves upon her , +Not carry her aboard . If she remain , +Whom they have ravish'd must by me be slain . + + +Boult . + +Sir ? + +Search the market narrowly ; Mitylene is full of gallants ; we lost too much money this mart by being too wenchless . + +We were never so much out of creatures . We have but poor three , and they can do no more than they can do ; and they with continual action are even as good as rotten . + +Therefore , let's have fresh ones , whate'er we pay for them . If there be not a conscience to be used in every trade , we shall never prosper . + +Thou sayst true ; 'tis not the bringing up of poor bastards , as , I think , I have brought up some eleven + +Ay , to eleven ; and brought them down again . But shall I search the market ? + +What else , man ? The stuff we have a strong wind will blow it to pieces , they are so pitifully sodden . + +Thou sayst true ; they're too unwholesome , o' conscience . The poor Transylvanian is dead , that lay with the little baggage . + +Ay , she quickly pooped him ; she made him roast-meat for worms . But I'll go search the market . + + +Three or four thousand chequins were as pretty a proportion to live quietly , and so give over . + +Why to give over , I pray you ? is it a shame to get when we are old ? + +O ! our credit comes not in like the commodity , nor the commodity wages not with the danger ; therefore , if in our youths we could pick up some pretty estate , 'twere not amiss to keep our door hatched . Besides , the sore terms we stand upon with the gods will be strong with us for giving over . + +Come , other sorts offend as well as we . + +As well as we ! ay , and better too ; we offend worse . Neither is our profession any trade ; it's no calling . But here comes Boult . + + +Come your ways . My masters , you say she's a virgin ? + +O ! sir , we doubt it not . + +Master , I have gone through for this piece , you see : if you like her , so ; if not , I have lost my earnest . + +Boult , has she any qualities ? + +She has a good face , speaks well , and has excellent good clothes ; there's no further necessity of qualities can make her be refused . + +What's her price , Boult ? + +I cannot be bated one doit of a thousand pieces . + +Well , follow me , my masters , you shall have your money presently . Wife , take her in ; instruct her what she has to do , that she may not be raw in her entertainment . + + +Boult , take you the marks of her , the colour of her hair , complexion , height , age , with warrant of her virginity ; and cry , 'He that will give most , shall have her first .' Such a maiden-head were no cheap thing , if men were as they have been . Get this done as I command you . + +Performance shall follow . + + +Alack ! that Leonine was so slack , so slow . +He should have struck , not spoke ; or that these pirates +Not enough barbarous had not o'erboard thrown me +For to seek my mother ! + +Why lament you , pretty one ? + +That I am pretty . + +Come , the gods have done their part in you . + +I accuse them not . + +You are lit into my hands , where you are like to live . + +The more my fault +To 'scape his hands where I was like to die . + +Ay , and you shall live in pleasure . + +No . + +Yes , indeed , shall you , and taste gentlemen of all fashions . You shall fare well ; you shall have the difference of all complexions . What ! do you stop your ears ? + +Are you a woman ? + +What would you have me be , an I be not a woman ? + +An honest woman , or not a woman . + +Marry , whip thee , gosling ; I think I shall have something to do with you . Come , you are a young foolish sapling , and must be bowed as I would have you . + +The gods defend me ! + +If it please the gods to defend you by men , then men must comfort you , men must feed you , men must stir you up . Boult's returned . + +Now , sir , hast thou cried her through the market ? + +I have cried her almost to the number of her hairs ; I have drawn her picture with my voice . + +And I prithee , tell me , how dost thou find the inclination of the people , especially of the younger sort ? + +Faith , they listened to me , as they would have hearkened to their father's testament . There was a Spaniard's mouth so watered , that he went to bed to her very description . + +We shall have him here to-morrow with his best ruff on . + +To-night , to-night . But , mistress , do you know the French knight that cowers i' the hams ? + +Who ? Monsieur Veroles ? + +Ay ; he offered to cut a caper at the proclamation ; but he made a groan at it , and swore he would see her to-morrow . + +Well , well ; as for him , he brought his disease hither : here he does but repair it . I know he will come in our shadow , to scatter his crowns in the sun . + +Well , if we had of every nation a traveller , we should lodge them with this sign . + +Pray you , come hither awhile . You have fortunes coming upon you . Mark me : you must seem to do that fearfully , which you commit willingly ; to despise profit where you have most gain . To weep that you live as ye do makes pity in your lovers ; seldom but that pity begets you a good opinion , and that opinion a mere profit . + +I understand you not . + +O ! take her home , mistress , take her home ; these blushes of hers must be quenched with some present practice . + +Thou sayst true , i' faith , so they must ; for your bride goes to that with shame which is her way to go with warrant . + +Faith , some do , and some do not . But , mistress , if I have bargained for the joint , + +Thou mayst cut a morsel off the spit . + +I may so ? + +Who should deny it ? Come , young one , I like the manner of your garments well . + +Ay , by my faith , they shall not be changed yet . + +Boult , spend thou that in the town ; report what a sojourner we have ; you'll lose nothing by custom . When nature framed this piece , she meant thee a good turn ; therefore say what a paragon she is , and thou hast the harvest out of thine own report . + +I warrant you , mistress , thunder shall not so awake the beds of eels as my giving out her beauty stir up the lewdly-inclined . I'll bring home some to-night . + +Come your ways ; follow me . + +If fires be hot , knives sharp , or waters deep , +Untied I still my virgin knot will keep . +Diana , aid my purpose ! + +What have we to do with Diana ? +Pray you , will you go with us ? + + +Why , are you foolish ? Can it be undone ? + +O Dionyza ! such a piece of slaughter +The sun and moon ne'er look'd upon . + +I think +You'll turn a child again . + +Were I chief lord of all this spacious world , +I'd give it to undo the deed . O lady ! +Much less in blood than virtue , yet a princess +To equal any single crown o' the earth +I' the justice of compare . O villain Leonine ! +Whom thou hast poison'd too ; +If thou hadst drunk to him 't had been a kindness +Becoming well thy fact ; what canst thou say +When noble Pericles shall demand his child ? + +That she is dead . Nurses are not the fates , +To foster it , nor ever to preserve . +She died at night ; I'll say so . Who can cross it ? +Unless you play the pious innocent , +And for an honest attribute cry out +'She died by foul play .' + +O ! go to . Well , well , +Of all the faults beneath the heavens , the gods +Do like this worst . + +Be one of those that think +The pretty wrens of Tarsus will fly hence , +And open this to Pericles . I do shame +To think of what a noble strain you are , +And of how coward a spirit . + +To such proceeding +Who ever but his approbation added , +Though not his prime consent , he did not flow +From honourable sources . + +Be it so , then ; +Yet none does know but you how she came dead , +Nor none can know , Leonine being gone . +She did distain my child , and stood between +Her and her fortunes ; none would look on her , +But cast their gazes on Marina's face , +Whilst ours was blurted at and held a malkin +Not worth the time of day . It pierc'd me thorough ; +And though you call my course unnatural , +You not your child well loving , yet I find +It greets me as an enterprise of kindness +Perform'd to your sole daughter . + +Heavens forgive it ! + +And as for Pericles , +What should he say ? We wept after her hearse , +And even yet we mourn ; her monument +Is almost finish'd , and her epitaphs +In glittering golden characters express +A general praise to her , and care in us +At whose expense 'tis done . + +Thou art like the harpy , +Which , to betray , dost with thine angel's face , +Seize with thine eagle's talons . + +You are like one that superstitiously +Doth swear to the gods that winter kills the flies ; +But yet I know you'll do as I advise . + +Thus time we waste , and longest leagues make short ; +Sail seas in cockles , have an wish but for 't ; +Making to take your imagination +From bourn to bourn , region to region . +By you being pardon'd , we commit no crime +To use one language in each several clime +Where our scenes seem to live . I do beseech you +To learn of me , who stand i' the gaps to teach you , +The stages of our story . Pericles +Is now again thwarting the wayward seas , +Attended on by many a lord and knight , +To see his daughter , all his life's delight . +Old Helicanus goes along . Behind +Is left to govern it , you bear in mind , +Old Escanes , whom Helicanus late +Advanc'd in time to great and high estate . +Well-sailing ships and bounteous winds have brought +This king to Tarsus , think his pilot thought , +So with his steerage shall your thoughts grow on , +To fetch his daughter home , who first is gone . +Like motes and shadows see them move awhile ; +Your ears unto your eyes I'll reconcile . + + +See how belief may suffer by foul show ! +This borrow'd passion stands for true old woe ; +And Pericles , in sorrow all devour'd , +With sighs shot through , and biggest tears o'ershower'd , +Leaves Tarsus and again embarks . He swears +Never to wash his face , nor cut his hairs ; +He puts on sackcloth , and to sea . He bears +A tempest , which his mortal vessel tears , +And yet he rides it out . Now please you wit +The epitaph is for Marina writ +By wicked Dionyza . + + +the fairest , sweet'st , and best lies here , +who wither'd in her spring of year : +she was of tyrus the king's daughter , +on whom foul death hath made this slaughter . +marina was she call'd ; and at her birth , +thetis , being proud , swallow'd some part o' the earth : +therefore the earth , fearing to be o'erflow'd , +hath thetis' birth-child on the heavens bestow'd : +wherefore she does , and swears she'll never stint , +make raging battery upon shores of flint . + +No visor does become black villany +So well as soft and tender flattery . +Let Pericles believe his daughter's dead , +And bear his courses to be ordered +By Lady Fortune ; while our scene must play +His daughter's woe and heavy well-a-day +In her unholy service . Patience then , +And think you now are all in Mitylen . + + +Did you ever hear the like ? + +No , nor never shall do in such a place as this , she being once gone . + +But to have divinity preached there ! did you ever dream of such a thing ? + +No , no . Come , I am for no more bawdy-houses . Shall's go hear the vestals sing ? + +I'll do any thing now that is virtuous ; but I am out of the road of rutting for ever . + + +Well , I had rather than twice the worth of her she had ne'er come here . + +Fie , fie upon her ! she is able to freeze the god Priapus , and undo a whole generation ; we must either get her ravished , or be rid of her . When she should do for clients her fitment , and do me the kindness of our profession , she has me her quirks , her reasons , her master-reasons , her prayers , her knees ; that she would make a puritan of the devil if he should cheapen a kiss of her . + +Faith , I must ravish her , or she'll disfurnish us of all our cavaliers , and make all our swearers priests . + +Now , the pox upon her green-sickness for me ! + +Faith , there's no way to be rid on 't but by the way to the pox . Here comes the Lord Lysimachus , disguised . + +We should have both lord and lown if the peevish baggage would but give way to customers . + + +How now ! How a dozen of virginities ? + +Now , the gods to-bless your honour ! + +I am glad to see your honour in good health . + +You may so ; 'tis the better for you that your resorters stand upon sound legs . How now ! wholesome iniquity , have you that a man may deal withal , and defy the surgeon ? + +We have here one , sir , if she would but there never came her like in Mitylene . + +If she'd do the deed of darkness , thou wouldst say . + +Your honour knows what 'tis to say well enough . + +Well ; call forth , call forth . + +For flesh and blood , sir , white and red , you shall see a rose ; and she were a rose indeed if she had but + +What , prithee ? + +O ! sir , I can be modest . + +That dignifies the renown of a bawd no less than it gives a good report to a number to be chaste . + + +Here comes that which grows to the stalk ; never plucked yet , I can assure you . + +Is she not a fair creature ? + +Faith , she would serve after a long voyage at sea . Well , there's for you ; leave us . + +I beseech your honour , give me leave ; a word , and I'll have done presently . + +I beseech you do . + +First , I would have you note , this is an honourable man . + +I desire to find him so , that I may worthily note him . + +Next , he's the governor of this country , and a man whom I am bound to . + +If he govern the country , you are bound to him indeed ; but how honourable he is in that I know not . + +Pray you , without any more virginal fencing , will you use him kindly ? He will line your apron with gold . + +What he will do graciously , I will thankfully receive . + +Ha' you done ? + +My lord , she's not paced yet ; you must take some pains to work her to your manage . Come , we will leave his honour and her together . + +Go thy ways . + +Now , pretty one , how long have you been at this trade ? + +What trade , sir ? + +Why , I cannot name 't but I shall offend . + +I cannot be offended with my trade . Please you to name it . + +How long have you been of this profession ? + +E'er since I can remember . + +Did you go to 't so young ? Were you a gamester at five or at seven ? + +Earlier too , sir , if now I be one . + +Why , the house you dwell in proclaims you to be a creature of sale . + +Do you know this house to be a place of such resort , and will come into 't ? I hear say you are of honourable parts , and are the governor of this place . + +Why , hath your principal made known unto you who I am ? + +Who is my principal ? + +Why , your herb-woman ; she that sets seeds and roots of shame and iniquity . O ! you have heard something of my power , and so stand aloof for more serious wooing . But I protest to thee , pretty one , my authority shall not see thee , or else look friendly upon thee . Come , bring me to some private place ; come , come . + +If you were born to honour , show it now ; +If put upon you , make the judgment good +That thought you worthy of it . + +How's this ? how's this ? Some more ; be sage . + +For me , +That am a maid , though most ungentle fortune +Hath plac'd me in this sty , where , since I came , +Diseases have been sold dearer than physic , +O ! that the gods +Would set me free from this unhallow'd place , +Though they did change me to the meanest bird +That flies i' the purer air ! + +I did not think +Thou couldst have spoke so well ; ne'er dream'd thou couldst . +Had I brought hither a corrupted mind , +Thy speech had alter'd it . Hold , here's gold for thee ; +Persever in that clear way thou goest , +And the gods strengthen thee ! + +The good gods preserve you ! + +For me , be you thoughten +That I came with no ill intent , for to me +The very doors and windows savour vilely . +Farewell . Thou art a piece of virtue , and +I doubt not but thy training hath been noble . +Hold , here's more gold for thee . +A curse upon him , die he like a thief , +That robs thee of thy goodness ! If thou dost +Hear from me , it shall be for thy good . + + +I beseech your honour , one piece for me . + +Avaunt ! thou damned door-keeper . Your house , +But for this virgin that doth prop it , would +Sink and overwhelm you . Away ! + + +How's this ? We must take another course with you . If your peevish chastity , which is not worth a breakfast in the cheapest country under the cope , shall undo a whole household , let me be gelded like a spaniel . Come your ways . + +Whither would you have me ? + +I must have your maidenhead taken off , or the common hangman shall execute it . Come your ways . We'll have no more gentlemen driven away . Come your ways , I say . + + +How now ! what's the matter ? + +Worse and worse , mistress ; she has here spoken holy words to the Lord Lysimachus . + +O ! abominable . + +She makes our profession as it were to stink afore the face of the gods . + +Marry , hang her up for ever ! + +The nobleman would have dealt with her like a nobleman , and she sent him away as cold as a snowball ; saying his prayers too . + +Boult , take her away ; use her at thy pleasure ; crack the glass of her virginity , and make the rest malleable . + +An if she were a thornier piece of ground than she is , she shall be ploughed . + +Hark , hark , you gods ! + +She conjures ; away with her ! Would she had never come within my doors ! Marry , hang you ! She's born to undo us . Will you not go the way of women-kind ? Marry , come up , my dish of chastity with rosemary and bays ! + + +Come , mistress ; come your ways with me . + +Whither wilt thou have me ? + +To take from you the jewel you hold so dear . + +Prithee , tell me one thing first . + +Come now , your one thing . + +What canst thou wish thine enemy to be ? + +Why , I could wish him to be my master , or rather , my mistress . + +Neither of these are so bad as thou art , +Since they do better thee in their command . +Thou hold'st a place , for which the pained'st fiend +Of hell would not in reputation change ; +Thou art the damned door-keeper to every +Coystril that comes inquiring for his Tib , +To the choleric fisting of every rogue +Thy ear is liable , thy food is such +As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs . + +What would you have me do ? go to the wars , would you ? where a man may serve seven years for the loss of a leg , and have not money enough in the end to buy him a wooden one ? + +Do any thing but this thou doest . Empty . +Old receptacles , or common sewers , of filth ; +Serve by indenture to the common hangman : +Any of these ways are yet better than this ; +For what thou professest , a baboon , could he speak , +Would own a name too dear . O ! that the gods +Would safely deliver me from this place . +Here , here's gold for thee . +If that thy master would gain by me , +Proclaim that I can sing , weave , sew , and dance , +With other virtues , which I'll keep from boast ; +And I will undertake all these to teach . +I doubt not but this populous city will +Yield many scholars . + +But can you teach all this you speak of ? + +Prove that I cannot , take me home again , +And prostitute me to the basest groom +That doth frequent your house . + +Well , I will see what I can do for thee ; if I can place thee , I will . + +But , amongst honest women . + +Faith , my acquaintance lies little amongst them . But since my master and mistress have bought you , there's no going but by their consent ; therefore I will make them acquainted with your purpose , and I doubt not but I shall find them tractable enough . Come ; I'll do for thee what I can ; come your ways . + + +Marina thus the brothel 'scapes , and chances +Into an honest house , our story says . +She sings like one immortal , and she dances +As goddess-like to her admired lays ; +Deep clerks she dumbs ; and with her neeld composes +Nature's own shape , of bud , bird , branch , or berry , +That even her art sisters the natural roses ; +Her inkle , silk , twin with the rubied cherry ; +That pupils lacks she none of noble race , +Who pour their bounty on her ; and her gain +She gives the cursed bawd . Here we her place ; +And to her father turn our thoughts again , +Where we left him , on the sea . We there him lost , +Whence , driven before the winds , he is arriv'd +Here where his daughter dwells : and on this coast +Suppose him now at anchor . The city striv'd +God Neptune's annual feast to keep ; from whence +Lysimachus our Tyrian ship espies , +His banners sable , trimm'd with rich expense ; +And to him in his barge with fervour hies . +In your supposing once more put your sight +Of heavy Pericles ; think this his bark : +Where what is done in action , more , if might , +Shall be discover'd ; please you , sit and hark . + +Where's the Lord Helicanus ? he can resolve you . +O ! here he is . +Sir , there's a barge put off from Mitylene , +And in it is Lysimachus , the governor , +Who craves to come aboard . What is your will ? + +That he have his . Call up some gentlemen . + +Ho , gentlemen ! my lord calls . + + +Doth your lordship call ? + +Gentlemen , there's some of worth would come aboard ; +I pray ye , greet them fairly . + +Sir , +This is the man that can , in aught you would , +Resolve you . + +Hail , reverend sir ! The gods preserve you ! + +And you , sir , to outlive the age I am , +And die as I would do . + +You wish me well . +Being on shore , honouring of Neptune's triumphs , +Seeing this goodly vessel ride before us , +I made to it to know of whence you are . + +First , what is your place ? + +I am the governor of this place you lie before . + +Sir , +Our vessel is of Tyre , in it the king ; +A man who for this three months hath not spoken +To any one , nor taken sustenance +But to prorogue his grief . + +Upon what ground is his distemperature ? + +'Twould be too tedious to repeat ; +But the main grief springs from the loss +Of a beloved daughter and a wife . + +May we not see him ? + +You may ; +But bootless is your sight : he will not speak +To any . + +Yet let me obtain my wish . + +Behold him . + +This was a goodly person , +Till the disaster that , one mortal night , +Drove him to this . + +Sir king , all hail ! the gods preserve you ! +Hall , royal sir ! + +It is in vain ; he will not speak to you . + +Sir , +We have a maid in Mitylene , I durst wager , +Would win some words of him . + +'Tis well bethought . +She questionless with her sweet harmony +And other chosen attractions , would allure , +And make a battery through his deafen'd ports +Which now are midway stopp'd : +She is all happy as the fair'st of all , +And with her fellow maids is now upon +The leafy shelter that abuts against +The island's side . + + +Sure , all's effectless ; yet nothing we'll omit , +That bears recovery's name . But , since your kindness +We have stretch'd thus far , let us beseech you , +That for our gold we may provision have , +Wherein we are not destitute for want , +But weary for the staleness . + +O ! sir , a courtesy , +Which if we should deny , the most just gods +For every graff would send a caterpillar , +And so afflict our province . Yet once more +Let me entreat to know at large the cause +Of your king's sorrow . + +Sit , sir , I will recount it to you ; +But see , I am prevented . + + +O ! here is +The lady that I sent for . Welcome , fair one ! +Is't not a goodly presence ? + +She's a gallant lady . + +She's such a one , that were I well assur'd +Came of a gentle kind and noble stock , +I'd wish no better choice , and think me rarely wed . +Fair one , all goodness that consists in bounty +Expect even here , where is a kingly patient : +If that thy prosperous and artificial feat +Can draw him but to answer thee in aught , +Thy sacred physic shall receive such pay +As thy desires can wish . + +Sir , I will use +My utmost skill in his recovery , +Provided +That none but I and my companion maid +Be suffer'd to come near him . + +Come , let us leave her ; +And the gods make her prosperous ! + + +Mark'd he your music ? + +No , nor look'd on us . + +See , she will speak to him . + +Hail , sir ! my lord , lend ear . + +Hum ! ha ! + +I am a maid , +My lord , that ne'er before invited eyes , +But have been gaz'd on like a comet ; she speaks , +My lord , that , may be , hath endur'd a grief +Might equal yours , if both were justly weigh'd . +Though wayward Fortune did malign my state , +My derivation was from ancestors +Who stood equivalent with mighty kings ; +But time hath rooted out my parentage , +And to the world and awkward casualties +Bound me in servitude . + +I will desist ; +But there is something glows upon my cheek , +And whispers in mine ear , 'Go not till he speak .' + +My fortunes parentage good parentage +To equal mine !was it not thus ? what say you ? + +I said , my lord , if you did know my parentage , +You would not do me violence . + +I do think so . Pray you , turn your eyes upon me . +You are like something that What country-woman ? +Here of these shores ? + +No , nor of any shores ; +Yet I was mortally brought forth , and am +No other than I appear . + +I am great with woe , and shall deliver weeping . +My dearest wife was like this maid , and such a one +My daughter might have been : my queen's square brows ; +Her stature to an inch ; as wand-like straight ; +As silver-voic'd ; her eyes as jewel-like , +And cas'd as richly ; in pace another Juno ; +Who starves the ears she feeds , and makes them hungry , +The more she gives them speech . Where do you live ? + +Where I am but a stranger ; from the deck +You may discern the place . + +Where were you bred ? +And how achiev'd you these endowments , which +You make more rich to owe ? + +Should I tell my history , it would seem +Like lies , disdain'd in the reporting . + +Prithee , speak ; +Falseness cannot come from thee , for thou look'st +Modest as justice , and thou seem'st a palace +For the crown'd truth to dwell in . I believe thee , +And make my senses credit thy relation +To points that seem impossible ; for thou lookest +Like one I lov'd indeed . What were thy friends ? +Didst thou not say when I did push thee back , +Which was when I perceiv'd thee ,that thou cam'st +From good descending ? + +So indeed I did . + +Report thy parentage . I think thou saidst +Thou hadst been toss'd from wrong to injury , +And that thou thought'st thy griefs might equal mine , +If both were open'd . + +Some such thing +I said , and said no more but what my thoughts +Did warrant me was likely . + +Tell thy story ; +If thine consider'd prove the thousandth part +Of my endurance , thou art a man , and I +Have suffer'd like a girl ; yet thou dost look +Like Patience gazing on kings' graves , and smiling +Extremity out of act . What were thy friends ? +How lost thou them ? Thy name , my most kind virgin ? +Recount , I do beseech thee . Come , sit by me . + +My name is Marina . + +O ! I am mock'd , +And thou by some incensed god sent hither +To make the world to laugh at me . + +Patience , good sir , +Or here I'll cease . + +Nay , I'll be patient . +Thou little know'st how thou dost startle me , +To call thyself Marina . + +The name +Was given me by one that had some power ; +My father , and a king . + +How ! a king's daughter ? +And call'd Marina ? + +You said you would believe me ; +But , not to be a troubler of your peace , +I will end here . + +But are you flesh and blood ? +Have you a working pulse ? and are no fairy ? +Motion !Well ; speak on . Where were you born ? +And wherefore call'd Marina ? + +Call'd Marina +For I was born at sea . + +At sea ! what mother ? + +My mother was the daughter of a king ; +Who died the minute I was born , +As my good nurse Lychorida hath oft +Deliver'd weeping . + +O ! stop there a little . +This is the rarest dream that e'er dull sleep +Did mock sad fools withal ; this cannot be . +My daughter's buried . Well ; where were you bred ? +I'll hear you more , to the bottom of your story , +And never interrupt you . + +You'll scorn to believe me ; 'twere best I did give o'er . + +I will believe you by the syllable +Of what you shall deliver . Yet , give me leave : +How came you in these parts ? where were you bred ? + +The king my father did in Tarsus leave me , +Till cruel Cleon , with his wicked wife , +Did seek to murder me ; and having woo'd +A villain to attempt it , who having drawn to do 't , +A crew of pirates came and rescu'd me ; +Brought me to Mitylene . But , good sir , +Whither will you have me ? Why do you weep ? It may be +You think me an impostor ; no , good faith ; +I am the daughter to King Pericles , +If good King Pericles be . + +Ho , Helicanus ! + +Calls my lord ? + +Thou art a grave and noble counsellor , +Most wise in general ; tell me , if thou canst , +What this maid is , or what is like to be , +That thus hath made me weep ? + +I know not ; but +Here is the regent , sir , of Mitylene , +Speaks nobly of her . + +She never would tell +Her parentage ; being demanded that , +She would sit still and weep . + +O Helicanus ! strike me , honour'd sir ; +Give me a gash , put me to present pain , +Lest this great sea of joys rushing upon me +O'erbear the shores of my mortality , +And drown me with their sweetness . O ! come hither , +Thou that begett'st him that did thee beget ; +Thou that wast born at sea , buried at Tarsus , +And found at sea again . O Helicanus ! +Down on thy knees , thank the holy gods as loud +As thunder threatens us ; this is Marina . +What was thy mother's name ? tell me but that , +For truth can never be confirm'd enough , +Though doubts did ever sleep . + +First , sir , I pray , +What is your title ? + +I am Pericles of Tyre : but tell me now +My drown'd queen's name , as in the rest you said +Thou hast been god-like perfect ; +Thou'rt heir of kingdoms , and another life +To Pericles thy father . + +Is it no more to be your daughter than +To say my mother's name was Thaisa ? +Thaisa was my mother , who did end +The minute I began . + +Now , blessing on thee ! rise ; thou art my child , +Give me fresh garments . Mine own , Helicanus ; +She is not dead at Tarsus , as she should have been , +By savage Cleon ; she shall tell thee all ; +When thou shalt kneel , and justify in knowledge +She is thy very princess . Who is this ? + +Sir , 'tis the governor of Mitylene , +Who , hearing of your melancholy state , +Did come to see you . + +I embrace you . +Give me my robes . I am wild in my beholding . +O heavens ! bless my girl . But , hark ! what music ? +Tell Helicanus , my Marina , tell him +O'er , point by point , for yet he seems to doubt , +How sure you are my daughter . But , what music ? + +My lord , I hear none . + +None ! +The music of the spheres ! List , my Marina . + +It is not good to cross him ; give him way . + +Rarest sounds ! Do ye not hear ? + +My lord , I hear . + + +Most heavenly music : +It nips me unto list'ning , and thick slumber +Hangs upon mine eyes ; let me rest . + + +A pillow for his head . +So , leave him all . Well , my companion friends , +If this but answer to my just belief , +I'll well remember you . + +My temple stands in Ephesus ; hie thee thither , +And do upon mine altar sacrifice . +There , when my maiden priests are met together , +Before the people all , +Reveal how thou at sea didst lose thy wife ; +To mourn thy crosses , with thy daughter's , call +And give them repetition to the life . +Perform my bidding , or thou liv'st in woe ; +Do it , and happy ; by my silver bow ! +Awake , and tell thy dream ! + + +Celestial Dian , goddess argentine , +I will obey thee ! Helicanus ! + + +Sir ? + +My purpose was for Tarsus , there to strike +The inhospitable Cleon : but I am +For other service first : toward Ephesus +Turn our blown sails ; eftsoons I'll tell thee why . + + +Shall we refresh us , sir , upon your shore , +And give you gold for such provision +As our intents will need ? + +Sir , +With all my heart ; and when you come ashore , +I have another suit . + +You shall prevail , +Were it to woo my daughter ; for it seems +You have been noble towards her . + +Sir , lend me your arm . + +Come , my Marina . + + +Now our sands are almost run ; +More a little , and then dumb . +This , my last boon , give me , +For such kindness must relieve me , +That you aptly will suppose +What pageantry , what feats , what shows , +What minstrelsy , and pretty din , +The regent made in Mitylen +To greet the king . So he thriv'd , +That he is promis'd to be wiv'd +To fair Marina ; but in no wise +Till he had done his sacrifice , +As Dian bade : whereto being bound , +The interim , pray you , all confound . +In feather'd briefness sails are fill'd , +And wishes fall out as they're will'd . +At Ephesus , the temple see , +Our king and all his company . +That he can hither come so soon , +Is by your fancy's thankful doom . + +Hail , Dian ! to perform thy just command , +I here confess myself the King of Tyre ; +Who , frighted from my country , did wed +At Pentapolis the fair Thaisa . +At sea in childbed died she , but brought forth +A maid-child call'd Marina ; who , O goddess ! +Wears yet thy silver livery . She at Tarsus +Was nurs'd with Cleon , whom at fourteen years +He sought to murder ; but her better stars +Brought her to Mitylene , 'gainst whose shore +Riding , her fortunes brought the maid aboard us , +Where , by her own most clear remembrance , she +Made known herself my daughter . + +Voice and favour ! +You are , you are O royal Pericles ! + + +What means the nun ? she dies ! help , gentlemen ! + +Noble sir , +If you have told Diana's altar true , +This is your wife . + +Reverend appearer , no ; +I threw her o'erboard with these very arms . + +Upon this coast , I warrant you . + +'Tis most certain . + +Look to the lady . O ! she's but o'erjoy'd . +Early in blustering morn this lady was +Thrown upon this shore . I op'd the coffin , +Found there rich jewels ; recover'd her , and plac'd her +Here in Diana's temple . + +May we see them ? + +Great sir , they shall be brought you to my house , +Whither I invite you . Look ! Thaisa is +Recovered . + +O ! let me look ! +If he be none of mine , my sanctity +Will to my sense bend no licentious ear , +But curb it , spite of seeing . O ! my lord , +Are you not Pericles ? Like him you speak , +Like him you are . Did you not name a tempest , +A birth , and death ? + +The voice of dead Thaisa ! + +That Thaisa am I , supposed dead +And drown'd . + +Immortal Dian ! + +Now I know you better . +When we with tears parted Pentapolis , +The king my father gave you such a ring . + + +This , this : no more , you gods ! your present kindness +Makes my past miseries sport : you shall do well , +That on the touching of her lips I may +Melt and no more be seen . O ! come , be buried +A second time within these arms . + +My heart +Leaps to be gone into my mother's bosom . + + +Look , who kneels here ! Flesh of thy flesh , Thaisa ; +Thy burden at the sea , and call'd Marina , +For she was yielded there . + +Bless'd , and mine own ! + +Hail , madam , and my queen ! + +I know you not . + +You have heard me say , when I did fly from Tyre , +I left behind an ancient substitute ; +Can you remember what I call'd the man ? +I have nam'd him oft . + +'Twas Helicanus then . + +Still confirmation ! +Embrace him , dear Thaisa ; this is he . +Now do I long to hear how you were found , +How possibly preserv'd , and whom to thank , +Besides the gods , for this great miracle . + +Lord Cerimon , my lord ; this man , +Through whom the gods have shown their power ; that can +From first to last resolve you . + +Reverend sir , +The gods can have no mortal officer +More like a god than you . Will you deliver +How this dead queen re-lives ? + +I will , my lord . +Beseech you , first go with me to my house . +Where shall be shown you all was found with her ; +How she came placed here in the temple ; +No needful thing omitted . + +Pure Dian ! bless thee for thy vision ; I +Will offer night-oblations to thee . Thaisa , +This prince , the fair-betrothed of your daughter , +Shall marry her at Pentapolis . And now +This ornament +Makes me look dismal will I clip to form ; +And what this fourteen years no rasor touch'd , +To grace thy marriage-day I'll beautify . + +Lord Cerimon hath letters of good credit , sir , +My father's dead . + +Heavens make a star of him ! Yet there , my queen , +We'll celebrate their nuptials , and ourselves +Will in that kingdom spend our following days ; +Our son and daughter shall in Tyrus reign . +Lord Cerimon , we do our longing stay +To hear the rest untold . Sir , lead's the way . + +In Antiochus and his daughter you have heard +Of monstrous lust the due and just reward : +In Pericles , his queen , and daughter , seen +Although assail'd with fortune fierce and keen +Virtue preserv'd from fell destruction's blast , +Led on by heaven , and crown'd with joy at last . +In Helicanus may you well descry +A figure of truth , of faith , of loyalty . +In reverend Cerimon there well appears +The worth that learned charity aye wears . +For wicked Cleon and his wife , when fame +Had spread their cursed deed , and honour'd name +Of Pericles , to rage the city turn , +That him and his they in his palace burn : +The gods for murder seemed so content +To punish them ; although not done , but meant . +So on your patience evermore attending , +New joy wait on you ! Here our play hath ending . + +THE COMEDY OF ERRORS + +Proceed , Solinus , to procure my fall , +And by the doom of death end woes and all . + +Merchant of Syracusa , plead no more . +I am not partial to infringe our laws : +The enmity and discord which of late +Sprung from the rancorous outrage of your duke +To merchants , our well-dealing countrymen , +Who , wanting guilders to redeem their lives , +Have seal'd his rigorous statutes with their bloods , +Excludes all pity from our threat'ning looks . +For , since the mortal and intestine jars +'Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us , +It hath in solemn synods been decreed , +Both by the Syracusians and ourselves , +T' admit no traffic to our adverse towns : +Nay , more , if any , born at Ephesus +Be seen at Syracusian marts and fairs ; +Again , if any Syracusian born +Come to the bay of Ephesus , he dies , +His goods confiscate to the duke's dispose ; +Unless a thousand marks be levied , +To quit the penalty and to ransom him . +Thy substance , valu'd at the highest rate , +Cannot amount unto a hundred marks ; +Therefore , by law thou art condemn'd to die . + +Yet this my comfort : when your words are done , +My woes end likewise with the evening sun . + +Well , Syracusian ; say , in brief the cause +Why thou departedst from thy native home , +And for what cause thou cam'st to Ephesus . + +A heavier task could not have been impos'd +Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable ; +Yet , that the world may witness that my end +Was wrought by nature , not by vile offence , +I'll utter what my sorrow gives me leave . +In Syracusa was I born , and wed +Unto a woman , happy but for me , +And by me too , had not our hap been bad . +With her I liv'd in joy : our wealth increas'd +By prosperous voyages I often made +To Epidamnum ; till my factor's death , +And the great care of goods at random left , +Drew me from kind embracements of my spouse : +From whom my absence was not six months old , +Before herself ,almost at fainting under +The pleasing punishment that women bear , +Had made provision for her following me , +And soon and safe arrived where I was . +There had she not been long but she became +A joyful mother of two goodly sons ; +And , which was strange , the one so like the other , +As could not be distinguish'd but by names . +That very hour , and in the self-same inn , +A meaner woman was delivered +Of such a burden , male twins , both alike . +Those ,for their parents were exceeding poor , +I bought , and brought up to attend my sons . +My wife , not meanly proud of two such boys , +Made daily motions for our home return : +Unwilling I agreed ; alas ! too soon +We came aboard . +A league from Epidamnum had we sail'd , +Before the always-wind-obeying deep +Gave any tragic instance of our harm : +But longer did we not retain much hope ; +For what obscured light the heavens did grant +Did but convey unto our fearful minds +A doubtful warrant of immediate death ; +Which , though myself would gladly have embrac'd , +Yet the incessant weepings of my wife , +Weeping before for what she saw must come , +And piteous plainings of the pretty babes , +That mourn'd for fashion , ignorant what to fear , +Forc'd me to seek delays for them and me . +And this it was , for other means was none : +The sailors sought for safety by our boat , +And left the ship , then sinking-ripe , to us : +My wife , more careful for the latter-born , +Had fasten'd him unto a small spare mast , +Such as seafaring men provide for storms ; +To him one of the other twins was bound , +Whilst I had been like heedful of the other . +The children thus dispos'd , my wife and I , +Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fix'd , +Fasten'd ourselves at either end the mast ; +And floating straight , obedient to the stream , +Were carried towards Corinth , as we thought . +At length the sun , gazing upon the earth , +Dispers'd those vapours that offended us , +And , by the benefit of his wished light +The seas wax'd calm , and we discovered +Two ships from far making amain to us ; +Of Corinth that , of Epidaurus this : +But ere they came ,O ! let me say no more ; +Gather the sequel by that went before . + +Nay , forward , old man ; do not break off so ; +For we may pity , though not pardon thee . + +O ! had the gods done so , I had not now +Worthily term'd them merciless to us ! +For , ere the ships could meet by twice five leagues , +We were encounter'd by a mighty rock ; +Which being violently borne upon , +Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst ; +So that , in this unjust divorce of us +Fortune had left to both of us alike +What to delight in , what to sorrow for . +Her part , poor soul ! seeming as burdened +With lesser weight , but not with lesser woe , +Was carried with more speed before the wind , +And in our sight they three were taken up +By fishermen of Corinth , as we thought . +At length , another ship had seiz'd on us ; +And , knowing whom it was their hap to save , +Gave healthful welcome to their ship-wrack'd guests ; +And would have reft the fishers of their prey , +Had not their bark been very slow of sail ; +And therefore homeward did they bend their course . +Thus have you heard me sever'd from my bliss , +That by misfortune was my life prolong'd , +To tell sad stories of my own mishaps . + +And , for the sake of them thou sorrowest for , +Do me the favour to dilate at full +What hath befall'n of them and thee till now . + +My youngest boy , and yet my eldest care , +At eighteen years became inquisitive +After his brother ; and importun'd me +That his attendant for his case was like , +Reft of his brother , but retain'd his name +Might bear him company in the quest of him ; +Whom whilst I labour'd of a love to see , +I hazarded the loss of whom I lov'd . +Five summers have I spent in furthest Greece , +Roaming clean through the bounds of Asia , +And , coasting homeward , came to Ephesus , +Hopeless to find , yet loath to leave unsought +Or that or any place that harbours men . +But here must end the story of my life ; +And happy were I in my timely death , +Could all my travels warrant me they live . + +Hapless geon , whom the fates have mark'd +To bear the extremity of dire mishap ! +Now , trust me , were it not against our laws , +Against my crown , my oath , my dignity , +Which princes , would they , may not disannul , +My soul should sue as advocate for thee . +But though thou art adjudged to the death +And passed sentence may not be recall'd +But to our honour's great disparagement , +Yet will I favour thee in what I can : +Therefore , merchant , I'll limit thee this day +To seek thy life by beneficial help . +Try all the friends thou hast in Ephesus ; +Beg thou , or borrow , to make up the sum , +And live ; if no , then thou art doom'd to die . +Gaoler , take him to thy custody . + +I will , my lord . + +Hopeless and helpless doth geon wend , +But to procrastinate his lifeless end . + + +Therefore , give out you are of Epidamnum , +Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate . +This very day , a Syracusian merchant +Is apprehended for arrival here ; +And , not being able to buy out his life , +According to the statute of the town +Dies ere the weary sun set in the west . +There is your money that I had to keep . + +Go bear it to the Centaur , where we host , +And stay there , Dromio , till I come to thee . +Within this hour it will be dinner-time : +Till that , I'll view the manners of the town , +Peruse the traders , gaze upon the buildings , +And then return and sleep within mine inn , +For with long travel I am stiff and weary . +Get thee away . + +Many a man would take you at your word , +And go indeed , having so good a mean . + + +A trusty villain , sir , that very oft , +When I am dull with care and melancholy , +Lightens my humour with his merry jests . +What , will you walk with me about the town , +And then go to my inn and dine with me ? + +I am invited , sir , to certain merchants , +Of whom I hope to make much benefit ; +I crave your pardon . Soon at five o'clock , +Please you , I'll meet with you upon the mart , +And afterward consort you till bed-time : +My present business calls me from you now . + +Farewell till then : I will go lose myself , +And wander up and down to view the city . + +Sir , I commend you to your own content . + + +He that commends me to mine own content , +Commends me to the thing I cannot get . +I to the world am like a drop of water +That in the ocean seeks another drop ; +Who , falling there to find his fellow forth , +Unseen , inquisitive , confounds himself : +So I , to find a mother and a brother , +In quest of them , unhappy , lose myself . + + +Here comes the almanack of my true date . + +What now ? How chance thou art return'd so soon ? + +Return'd so soon ! rather approach'd too late : +The capon burns , the pig falls from the spit , +The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell ; +My mistress made it one upon my cheek : +She is so hot because the meat is cold ; +The meat is cold because you come not home ; +You come not home because you have no stomach ; +You have no stomach , having broke your fast ; +But we , that know what 'tis to fast and pray , +Are penitent for your default to-day . + +Stop in your wind , sir : tell me this , I pray : +Where have you left the money that I gave you ? + +O !sixpence , that I had o' Wednesday last +To pay the saddler for my mistress' crupper ; +The saddler had it , sir ; I kept it not . + +I am not in a sportive humour now . +Tell me , and dally not , where is the money ? +We being strangers here , how dar'st thou trust +So great a charge from thine own custody ? + +I pray you , jest , sir , as you sit at dinner . +I from my mistress come to you in post ; +If I return , I shall be post indeed , +For she will score your fault upon my pate . +Methinks your maw , like mine , should be your clock +And strike you home without a messenger . + +Come , Dromio , come ; these jests are out of season ; +Reserve them till a merrier hour than this . +Where is the gold I gave in charge to thee ? + +To me , sir ? why , you gave no gold to me . + +Come on , sir knave , have done your foolishness , +And tell me how thou hast dispos'd thy charge . + +My charge was but to fetch you from the mart +Home to your house , the Ph nix , sir , to dinner : +My mistress and her sister stays for you . + +Now , as I am a Christian , answer me , +In what safe place you have bestow'd my money ; +Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours +That stands on tricks when I am undispos'd . +Where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me ? + +I have some marks of yours upon my pate , +Some of my mistress' marks upon my shoulders , +But not a thousand marks between you both . +If I should pay your worship those again , +Perchance you will not bear them patiently . + +Thy mistress' marks ! what mistress , slave , hast thou ? + +Your worship's wife , my mistress at the Ph nix ; +She that doth fast till you come home to dinner , +And prays that you will hie you home to dinner . + +What ! wilt thou flout me thus unto my face , +Being forbid ? There , take you that , sir knave . + + +What mean you , sir ? for God's sake , hold your hands ! +Nay , an you will not , sir , I'll take my heels . + + +Upon my life , by some device or other +The villain is o'er-raught of all my money . +They say this town is full of cozenage ; +As , nimble jugglers that deceive the eye , +Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind , +Soul-killing witches that deform the body , +Disguised cheaters , prating mountebanks , +And many such-like liberties of sin : +If it prove so , I will be gone the sooner . +I'll to the Centaur , to go seek this slave : +I greatly fear my money is not safe . + +Neither my husband , nor the slave return'd , +That in such haste I sent to seek his master ! +Sure , Luciana , it is two o'clock . + +Perhaps some merchant hath invited him , +And from the mart he's somewhere gone to dinner . +Good sister , let us dine and never fret : +A man is master of his liberty : +Time is their master , and , when they see time , +They'll go or come : if so , be patient , sister . + +Why should their liberty than ours be more ? + +Because their business still lies out o' door . + +Look , when I serve him so , he takes it ill . + +O ! know he is the bridle of your will . + +There's none but asses will be bridled so . + +Why , headstrong liberty is lash'd with woe . +There's nothing situate under heaven's eye +But hath his bound , in earth , in sea , in sky : +The beasts , the fishes , and the winged fowls , +Are their males' subjects and at their controls . +Men , more divine , the masters of all these , +Lords of the wide world , and wild wat'ry seas , +Indu'd with intellectual sense and souls , +Of more pre-eminence than fish and fowls , +Are masters to their females and their lords : +Then , let your will attend on their accords . + +This servitude makes you to keep unwed . + +Not this , but troubles of the marriage-bed . + +But , were you wedded , you would bear some sway . + +Ere I learn love , I'll practise to obey . + +How if your husband start some other where ? + +Till he come home again , I would forbear . + +Patience unmov'd ! no marvel though she pause ; +They can be meek that have no other cause . +A wretched soul , bruis'd with adversity , +We bid be quiet when we hear it cry ; +But were we burden'd with like weight of pain , +As much , or more we should ourselves complain : +So thou , that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee , +With urging helpless patience wouldst relieve me : +But if thou live to see like right bereft . +This fool-begg'd patience in thee will be left . + +Well , I will marry one day , but to try . +Here comes your man : now is your husband nigh . + + +Say , is your tardy master now at hand ? + +Nay , he's at two hands with me , and that my two ears can witness . + +Say , didst thou speak with him ? Know'st thou his mind ? + +Ay , ay , he told his mind upon mine ear . +Beshrew his hand , I scarce could understand it . + +Spake he so doubtfully , thou couldst not feel his meaning ? + +Nay , he struck so plainly , I could too well feel his blows ; and withal so doubtfully , that I could scarce understand them . + +But say , I prithee , is he coming home ? +It seems he hath great care to please his wife . + +Why , mistress , sure my master is horn-mad . + +Horn-mad , thou villain ! + +I mean not cuckold-mad ; but , sure , he is stark mad . +When I desir'd him to come home to dinner , +He ask'd me for a thousand marks in gold : +''Tis dinner time ,' quoth I ; 'my gold !' quoth he : +'Your meat doth burn ,' quoth I ; 'my gold !' quoth he : +'Will you come home ?' quoth I : 'my gold !' quoth he : +'Where is the thousand marks I gave thee , villain ?' +'The pig ,' quoth I , 'is burn'd ;' 'my gold !' quoth he : +'My mistress , sir ,' quoth I : 'hang up thy mistress ! +I know not thy mistress : out on thy mistress !' + +Quoth who ? + +Quoth my master : +'I know ,' quoth he , 'no house , no wife , no mistress .' +So that my errand , due unto my tongue , +I thank him , I bear home upon my shoulders ; +For , in conclusion , he did beat me there . + +Go back again , thou slave , and fetch him home . + +Go back again , and be new beaten home ? +For God's sake , send some other messenger . + +Back , slave , or I will break thy pate across . + +And he will bless that cross with other beating : +Between you , I shall have a holy head . + +Hence , prating peasant ! fetch thy master home . + +Am I so round with you as you with me , +That like a football you do spurn me thus ? +You spurn me hence , and he will spurn me hither : +If I last in this service , you must case me in leather . + + +Fie , how impatience loureth in your face ! + +His company must do his minions grace , +Whilst I at home starve for a merry look . +Hath homely age the alluring beauty took +From my poor cheek ? then , he hath wasted it : +Are my discourses dull ? barren my wit ? +If voluble and sharp discourse be marr'd , +Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard : +Do their gay vestments his affections bait ? +That's not my fault ; he's master of my state : +What ruins are in me that can be found +By him not ruin'd ? then is he the ground +Of my defeatures . My decayed fair +A sunny look of his would soon repair ; +But , too unruly deer , he breaks the pale +And feeds from home : poor I am but his stale . + +Self-harming jealousy ! fie ! beat it hence . + +Unfeeling fools can with such wrengs dispense . +I know his eye doth homage otherwhere , +Or else what lets it but he would be here ? +Sister , you know he promis'd me a chain : +Would that alone , alone he would detain , +So he would keep fair quarter with his bed ! +I see , the jewel best enamelled +Will lose his beauty ; and though gold bides still +That others touch , yet often touching will +Wear gold ; and no man that hath a name , +By falsehood and corruption doth it shame . +Since that my beauty cannot please his eye , +I'll weep what's left away , and weeping die . + +How many fond fools serve mad jealousy ! + + +The gold I gave to Dromio is laid up +Safe at the Centaur ; and the heedful slave +Is wander'd forth , in care to seek me out . +By computation , and mine host's report , +I could not speak with Dromio since at first +I sent him from the mart . See , here he comes . + + +How now , sir ! is your merry humour alter'd ? +As you love strokes , so jest with me again . +You know no Centaur ? You receiv'd no gold ? +Your mistress sent to have me home to dinner ? +My house was at the Ph nix ? Wast thou mad , + +That thus so madly thou didst answer me ? + +What answer , sir ? when spake I such a word ? + +Even now , even here , not half-an-hour since . + +I did not see you since you sent me hence , +Home to the Centaur , with the gold you gave me . + +Villain , thou didst deny the gold's receipt , +And told'st me of a mistress and a dinner ; +For which , I hope , thou felt'st I was displeas'd . + +I am glad to see you in this merry vein : +What means this jest ? I pray you , master , tell me . + +Yea , dost thou jeer , and flout me in the teeth ? +Think'st thou I jest ? Hold , take thou that , and that . + + +Hold , sir , for God's sake ! now your jest is earnest . +Upon what bargain do you give it me ? + +Because that I familiarly sometimes +Do use you for my fool , and chat with you , +Your sauciness will jest upon my love , +And make a common of my serious hours . +When the sun shines let foolish gnats make sport , +But creep in crannies when he hides his beams . +If you will jest with me , know my aspect , +And fashion your demeanour to my looks , +Or I will beat this method in your sconce . + +Sconce , call you it ? so you would leave battering , I had rather have it a head : an you use these blows long , I must get a sconce for my head and insconce it too ; or else I shall seek my wit in my shoulders . But , I pray , sir , why am I beaten ? + +Dost thou not know ? + +Nothing , sir , but that I am beaten . + +Shall I tell you why ? + +Ay , sir , and wherefore ; for they say every why hath a wherefore . + +Why , first ,for flouting me ; and then , wherefore , +For urging it the second time to me . + +Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season , +When , in the why and the wherefore is neither rime nor reason ? +Well , sir , I thank you . + +Thank me , sir ! for what ? + +Marry , sir , for this something that you gave me for nothing . + +I'll make you amends next , to give you nothing for something . But say , sir , is it dinner-time ? + +No , sir : I think the meat wants that I have + +In good time , sir ; what's that ? + +Basting . + +Well , sir , then 'twill be dry . + +If it be , sir , I pray you eat none of it . + +Your reason ? + +Lest it make you choleric , and purchase me another dry basting . + +Well , sir , learn to jest in good time : there's a time for all things . + +I durst have denied that , before you were so choleric . + +By what rule , sir ? + +Marry , sir , by a rule as plain as the plain bald pate of Father Time himself . + +Let's hear it . + +There's no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature . + +May he not do it by fine and recovery ? + +Yes , to pay a fine for a periwig and recover the lost hair of another man . + +Why is Time such a niggard of hair , being , as it is , so plentiful an excrement ? + +Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts : and what he hath scanted men in hair , he hath given them in wit . + +Why , but there's many a man hath more hair than wit . + +Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair . + +Why , thou didst conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit . + +The plainer dealer , the sooner lost : yet be loseth it in a kind of jollity . + +For what reason ? + +For two ; and sound ones too . + +Nay , not sound , I pray you . + +Sure ones then . + +Nay , not sure , in a thing falsing . + +Certain ones , then . + +Name them . + +The one , to save the money that he spends in tiring ; the other , that at dinner they should not drop in his porridge . + +You would all this time have proved there is no time for all things . + +Marry , and did , sir ; namely , no time to recover hair lost by nature . + +But your reason was not substantial , why there is not time to recover . + +Thus I mend it : Time himself is bald , and therefore to the world's end will have bald followers . + +I knew 'twould be a bald conclusion . +But soft ! who wafts us yonder ? + + +Ay , ay , Antipholus , look strange , and frown : +Some other mistress hath thy sweet aspects , +I am not Adriana , nor thy wife . +The time was once when thou unurg'd wouldst vow +That never words were music to thine ear , +That never object pleasing in thine eye , +That never touch well welcome to thy hand , +That never meat sweet-savour'd in thy taste , +Unless I spake , or look'd , or touch'd , or carv'd to thee . +How comes it now , my husband , O ! how comes it , +That thou art thus estranged from thyself ? +Thyself I call it , being strange to me , +That , undividable , incorporate , +Am better than thy dear self's better part . +Ah ! do not tear away thyself from me , +For know , my love , as easy mayst thou fall +A drop of water in the breaking gulf , +And take unmingled thence that drop again , +Without addition or diminishing , +As take from me thyself and not me too . +How dearly would it touch thee to the quick , +Shouldst thou but hear I were licentious , +And that this body , consecrate to thee , +By ruffian lust should be contaminate ! +Wouldst thou not spit at me and spurn at me , +And hurl the name of husband in my face , +And tear the stain'd skin off my harlot-brow , +And from my false hand cut the wedding-ring +And break it with a deep-divorcing vow ? +I know thou canst ; and therefore , see thou do it . +I am possess'd with an adulterate blot ; +My blood is mingled with the crime of lust : +For if we two be one and thou play false , +I do digest the poison of thy flesh , +Being strumpeted by thy contagion . +Keep then fair league and truce with thy true bed ; +I live unstain'd , thou undishonoured . + +Plead you to me , fair dame ? I know you not : +In Ephesus I am but two hours old , +As strange unto your town as to your talk ; +Who , every word by all my wit being scann'd , +Want wit in all one word to understand . + +Fie , brother : how the world is chang'd with you ! +When were you wont to use my sister thus ? +She sent for you by Dromio home to dinner . + +By Dromio ? + +By me ? + +By thee ; and this thou didst return from him , +That he did buffet thee , and in his blows , +Denied my house for his , me for his wife . + +Did you converse , sir , with this gentle-woman ? +What is the course and drift of your compact ? + +I , sir ? I never saw her till this time . + +Villain , thou liest ; for even her very words +Didst thou deliver to me on the mart . + +I never spake with her in all my life . + +How can she thus then , call us by our names , +Unless it be by inspiration ? + +How ill agrees it with your gravity +To counterfeit thus grossly with your slave , +A betting him to thwart me in my mood ! +Be it my wrong you are from me exempt , +But wrong not that wrong with a more contempt . +Come , I will fasten on this sleeve of thine ; +Thou art an elm , my husband , I a vine , +Whose weakness , married to thy stronger state , +Makes me with thy strength to communicate : +If aught possess thee from me , it is dross , +Usurping ivy , brier , or idle moss ; +Who , all for want of pruning , with intrusion +Infect thy sap and live on thy confusion . + +To me she speaks ; she moves me for her theme ! +What ! was I married to her in my dream ? +Or sleep I now and think I hear all this ? +What error drives our eyes and ears amiss ? +Until I know this sure uncertainty , +I'll entertain the offer'd fallacy . + +Dromio , go bid the servants spread for dinner + +O , for my beads ! I cross me for a sinner . +This is the fairy land : O ! spite of spites . +We talk with goblins , owls , and elvish sprites : +If we obey them not , this will ensue , +They'll suck our breath , or pinch us black and blue . + +Why prat'st thou to thyself and answer'st not ? +Dromio , thou drone , thou snail , thou slug , thou sot ! + +I am transformed , master , am not I ? + +I think thou art , in mind , and so am I . + +Nay , master , both in mind and in my shape . + +Thou hast thine own form . + +No , I am an ape . + +If thou art chang'd to aught , 'tis to an ass . + +'Tis true ; she rides me and I long for grass . +'Tis so , I am an ass ; else it could never be +But I should know her as well as she knows me . + +Come , come ; no longer will I be a fool , +To put the finger in the eye and weep , +Whilst man and master laugh my woes to scorn . +Come , sir , to dinner . Dromio , keep the gate . +Husband , I'll dine above with you to-day , +And shrive you of a thousand idle pranks . +Sirrah , if any ask you for your master , +Say he dines forth , and let no creature enter . +Come , sister . Dromio , play the porter well . + +Am I in earth , in heaven , or in hell ? +Sleeping or waking ? mad or well-advis'd ? +Known unto these , and to myself disguis'd ! +I'll say as they say , and persever so , +And in this mist at all adventures go . + +Master , shall I be porter at the gate ? + +Ay ; and let none enter , lest I break your pate . + +Come , come , Antipholus ; we dine too late . + +Good Signior Angelo , you must excuse us all ; +My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours ; +Say that I linger'd with you at your shop +To see the making of her carkanet , +And that to-morrow you will bring it home . +But here's a villain , that would face me down +He met me on the mart , and that I beat him , +And charg'd him with a thousand marks in gold , +And that I did deny my wife and house . +Thou drunkard , thou , what didst thou mean by this ? + +Say what you will , sir , but I know what I know ; +That you beat me at the mart , I have your hand to show : +If the skin were parchment and the blows you gave were ink , +Your own handwriting would tell you what I think . + +I think thou art an ass . + +Marry , so it doth appear +By the wrongs I suffer and the blows I bear . +I should kick , being kick'd ; and , being at that pass , +You would keep from my heels and beware of an ass . + +You are sad , Signior Balthazar : pray God , our cheer +May answer my good will and your good welcome here . + +I hold your dainties cheap , sir , and your welcome dear . + +O , Signior Balthazar , either at flesh or fish , +A table-full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish . + +Good meat , sir , is common ; that every churl affords . + +And welcome more common , for that's nothing but words . + +Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast . + +Ay , to a niggardly host and more sparing guest : +But though my cates be mean , take them in good part ; +Better cheer may you have , but not with better heart . +But soft ! my door is lock'd . Go bid them let us in . + +Maud , Bridget , Marian , Cicely , Gillian , Ginn ! + +Mome , malt-horse , capon , coxcomb , idiot , patch ! +Either get thee from the door or sit down at the hatch . +Dost thou conjure for wenches , that thou call'st for such store , +When one is one too many ? Go , get thee from the door . + +What patch is made our porter ?My master stays in the street . + +Let him walk from whence he came , lest he catch cold on's feet . + +Who talks within there ? ho ! open the door . + +Right , sir ; I'll tell you when , an you'll tell me wherefore . + +Wherefore ? for my dinner : I have not din'd to-day . + +Nor to-day here you must not ; come again when you may . + +What art thou that keep'st me out from the house I owe ? + +The porter for this time , sir , and my name is Dromio . + +O villain ! thou hast stolen both mine office and my name : +The one ne'er got me credit , the other mickle blame . +If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place , +Thou wouldst have chang'd thy face for a name , or thy name for an ass . + +What a coil is there , Dromio ! who are those at the gate ? + +Let my master in , Luce . + +Faith , no ; he comes too late ; +And so tell your master . + +O Lord ! I must laugh . +Have at you with a proverb : Shall I set in my staff ? + +Have at you with another : that's when ? can you tell ? + +If thy name be call'd Luce ,Luce , thou hast answer'd him well . + +Do you hear , you minion ? you'll let us in , I trow ? + +I thought to have ask'd you . + +And you said , no . + +So come , help : well struck ! there was blow for blow . + +Thou baggage , let me in . + +Can you tell for whose sake ? + +Master , knock the door hard . + +Let him knock till it ache . + +You'll cry for this , minion , if I beat the door down . + +What needs all that , and a pair of stocks in the town ? + +Who is that at the door that keeps all this noise ? + +By my troth your town is troubled with unruly boys . + +Are you there , wife ? you might have come before . + +Your wife , sir knave ! go , get you from the door . + +If you went in pain , master , this 'knave' would go sore . + +Here is neither cheer , sir , nor welcome : we would fain have either . + +In debating which was best , we shall part with neither . + +They stand at the door , master : bid them welcome hither . + +There is something in the wind , that we cannot get in . + +You would say so , master , if your garments were thin . +Your cake here is warm within ; you stand here in the cold : +It would make a man mad as a buck to be so bought and sold . + +Go fetch me something : I'll break ope the gate . + +Break any breaking here , and I'll break your knave's pate . + +A man may break a word with you , sir , and words are but wind : +Ay , and break it in your face , so he break it not behind . + +It seems thou wantest breaking : out upon thee , hind ! + +Here's too much 'out upon thee !' I pray thee , let me in . + +Ay , when fowls have no feathers , and fish have no fin . + +Well , I'll break in . Go borrow me a crow . + +A crow without feather ? Master , mean you so ? +For a fish without a fin , there's a fowl without a feather : +If a crow help us in , sirrah , we'll pluck a crow together . + +Go get thee gone : fetch me an iron crow . + +Have patience , sir ; O ! let it not be so ; +Herein you war against your reputation , +And draw within the compass of suspect +The unviolated honour of your wife . +Once this ,your long experience of her wisdom , +Her sober virtue , years , and modesty , +Plead on her part some cause to you unknown ; +And doubt not , sir , but she will well excuse +Why at this time the doors are made against you . +Be rul'd by me : depart in patience , +And let us to the Tiger all to dinner ; +And about evening come yourself alone , +To know the reason of this strange restraint . +If by strong hand you offer to break in +Now in the stirring passage of the day , +A vulgar comment will be made of it , +And that supposed by the common rout +Against your yet ungalled estimation , +That may with foul intrusion enter in +And dwell upon your grave when you are dead ; +For slander lives upon succession , +For ever housed where it gets possession . + +You have prevail'd : I will depart in quiet , +And , in despite of mirth , mean to be merry . +I know a wench of excellent discourse , +Pretty and witty , wild and yet , too , gentle : +There will we dine : this woman that I mean , +My wife ,but , I protest , without desert , +Hath oftentimes upbraided me withal : +To her will we to dinner . + +Get you home , +And fetch the chain ; by this I know 'tis made : +Bring it , I pray you , to the Porpentine ; +For there's the house : that chain will I bestow , +Be it for nothing but to spite my wife , +Upon mine hostess there . Good sir , make haste . +Since mine own doors refuse to entertain me , +I'll knock elsewhere , to see if they'll disdain me . + +I'll meet you at that place some hour hence . + +Do so . This jest shall cost me some expense . + + +And may it be that you have quite forgot A husband's office ? Shall , Antipholus , +Even in the spring of love , thy love-springs rot ? +Shall love , in building , grow so ruinous ? +If you did wed my sister for her wealth , +Then , for her wealth's sake use her with more kindness : +Or , if you like elsewhere , do it by stealth ; +Muffle your false love with some show of blindness ; +Let not my sister read it in your eye ; +Be not thy tongue thy own shame's orator ; +Look sweet , speak fair , become disloyalty ; +Apparel vice like virtue's harbinger ; +Bear a fair presence , though your heart be tainted ; +Teach sin the carriage of a holy saint ; +Be secret-false : what need she be acquainted ? +What simple thief brags of his own attaint ? +'Tis double wrong to truant with your bed , +And let her read it in thy looks at board : +Shame hath a bastard fame , well managed ; +Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word . +Alas ! poor women , make us but believe , +Being compact of credit , that you love us ; +Though others have the arm , show us the sleeve ; +We in your motion turn , and you may move us . +Then , gentle brother , get you in again ; +Comfort my sister , cheer her , call her wife : +'Tis holy sport to be a little vain , +When the sweet breath of flattery conquers strife . + +Sweet mistress ,what your name is else , I know not , +Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine , +Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not +Than our earth's wonder ; more than earth divine . +Teach me , dear creature , how to think and speak : +Lay open to my earthy-gross conceit , +Smother'd in errors , feeble , shallow , weak , +The folded meaning of your words' deceit . +Against my soul's pure truth why labour you +To make it wander in an unknown field ? +Are you a god ? would you create me new ? +Transform me then , and to your power I'll yield . +But if that I am I , then well I know +Your weeping sister is no wife of mine , +Nor to her bed no homage do I owe : +Far more , far more , to you do I decline . +O ! train me not , sweet mermaid , with thy note , +To drown me in thy sister flood of tears : +Sing , siren , for thyself , and I will dote : +Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs , +And as a bed I'll take them and there lie ; +And , in that glorious supposition think +He gains by death that hath such means to die : +Let Love , being light , be drowned if she sink ! + +What ! are you mad , that you do reason so ? + +Not mad , but mated ; how , I do not know . + +It is a fault that springeth from your eye . + +For gazing on your beams ; fair sun , being by . + +Gaze where you should , and that will clear your sight . + +As good to wink , sweet love , as look on night . + +Why call you me love ? call my sister so . + +Thy sister's sister . + +That's my sister . + +No ; +It is thyself , mine own self's better part ; +Mine eye's clear eye , my dear heart's dearer heart ; +My food , my fortune , and my sweet hope's aim , +My sole earth's heaven , and my heaven's claim . + +All this my sister is , or else should be . + +Call thyself sister , sweet , for I aim thee . +Thee will I love and with thee lead my life : +Thou hast no husband yet nor I no wife . +Give me thy hand . + +O ! soft , sir ; hold you still : +I'll fetch my sister , to get her good will . + +Why , how now , Dromio ! where run'st thou so fast ? + +Do you know me , sir ? am I Dromio ? am I your man ? am I myself ? + +Thou art Dromio , thou art my man , thou art thyself . + +I am an ass , I am a woman's man and besides myself . + +What woman's man ? and how besides thyself ? + +Marry , sir , besides myself , I am due to a woman ; one that claims me , one that haunts me , one that will have me . + +What claim lays she to thee ? + +Marry , sir , such claim as you would lay to your horse ; and she would have me as a beast : not that , I being a beast , she would have me ; but that she , being a very beastly creature , lays claim to me . + +What is she ? + +A very reverent body ; aye , such a one as a man may not speak of , without he say , 'Sir-reverence .' I have but lean luck in the match , and yet is she a wondrous fat marriage . + +How dost thou mean a fat marriage ? + +Marry , sir , she's the kitchen-wench , and all grease ; and I know not what use to put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light . I warrant her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter ; if she lives till doomsday , she'll burn a week longer than the whole world . + +What complexion is she of ? + +Swart , like my shoe , but her face nothing like so clean kept : for why she sweats ; a man may go over shoes in the grime of it . + +That's a fault that water will mend . + +No , sir , 'tis in grain ; Noah's flood could not do it . + +What's her name ? + +Nell , sir ; but her name and three quarters ,that is , an ell and three quarters ,will not measure her from hip to hip . + +Then she bears some breadth ? + +No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip : she is spherical , like a globe ; I could find out countries in her . + +In what part of her body stands Ireland ? + +Marry , sir , in her buttocks : I found it out by the bogs . + +Where Scotland ? + +I found it by the barrenness ; hard in the palm of the hand . + +Where France ? + +In her forehead ; armed and reverted , making war against her heir . + +Where England ? + +I looked for the chalky cliffs , but I could find no whiteness in them : but I guess it stood in her chin , by the salt rheum that ran between France and it . + +Where Spain ? + +Faith , I saw not ; but I felt it hot in her breath . + +Where America , the Indies ? + +O , sir ! upon her nose , all o'er embellished with rubies , carbuncles , sapphires , declining their rich aspect to the hot breath of Spain , who sent whole armadoes of caracks to be ballast at her nose . + +Where stood Belgia , the Netherlands ? + +O , sir ! I did not look so low . To conclude , this drudge , or diviner , laid claim to me ; call'd me Dromio ; swore I was assured to her ; told me what privy marks I had about me , as the mark of my shoulder , the mole in my neck , the great wart on my left arm , that I , amazed , ran from her as a witch . +And , I think , if my breast had not been made of faith and my heart of steel , +She had transform'd me to a curtal dog and made me turn i' the wheel . + +Go hie thee presently post to the road : +An if the wind blow any way from shore , +I will not harbour in this town to-night : +If any bark put forth , come to the mart , +Where I will walk till thou return to me . +If every one knows us and we know none , +'Tis time , I think , to trudge , pack , and be gone . + +As from a bear a man would run for life , +So fly I from her that would be my wife . + + +There's none but witches do inhabit here , +And therefore 'tis high time that I were hence . +She that doth call me husband , even my soul +Doth for a wife abhor ; but her fair sister , +Possess'd with such a gentle sovereign grace , +Of such enchanting presence and discourse , +Hath almost made me traitor to myself : +But , lest myself be guilty to self-wrong , +I'll stop mine ears against the mermaid's song . + + +Master Antipholus ! + +Ay , that's my name . + +I know it well , sir : lo , here is the chain . +I thought to have ta'en you at the Porpentine ; +The chain unfinish'd made me stay thus long . + +What is your will that I shall do with this ? + +What please yourself , sir : I have made it for you . + +Made it for me , sir ! I bespoke it not + +Not once , nor twice , but twenty times you have . +Go home with it and please your wife withal ; +And soon at supper-time I'll visit you , +And then receive my money for the chain . + +I pray you , sir , receive the money now , +For fear you ne'er see chain nor money more . + +You are a merry man , sir : fare you well . + + +What I should think of this , I cannot tell : +But this I think , there's no man is so vain +That would refuse so fair an offer'd chain . +I see , a man here needs not live by shifts , +When in the streets he meets such golden gifts . +I'll to the mart , and there for Dromio stay : +If any ship put out , then straight away . + +You know since Pentecost the sum is due , +And since I have not much importun'd you ; +Nor now I had not , but that I am bound +To Persia , and want guilders for my voyage : +Therefore make present satisfaction , +Or I'll attach you by this officer . + +Even just the sum that I do owe to you +Is growing to me by Antipholus ; +And in the instant that I met with you +He had of me a chain : at five o'clock +I shall receive the money for the same . +Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house , +I will discharge my bond , and thank you too . + + +That labour may you save : see where he comes . + +While I go to the goldsmith's house , go thou +And buy a rope's end , that I will bestow +Among my wife and her confederates , +For locking me out of my doors by day . +But soft ! I see the goldsmith . Get thee gone ; +Buy thou a rope , and bring it home to me . + +I buy a thousand pound a year : I buy a rope ! + + +A man is well holp up that trusts to you : +I promised your presence and the chain ; +But neither chain nor goldsmith came to me . +Belike you thought our love would last too long , +If it were chain'd together , and therefore came not . + +Saving your merry humour , here's the note +How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat . +The fineness of the gold , and chargeful fashion , +Which doth amount to three odd ducats more +Than I stand debted to this gentleman : +I pray you see him presently discharg'd , +For he is bound to sea and stays but for it . + +I am not furnish'd with the present money ; +Besides , I have some business in the town . +Good signior , take the stranger to my house , +And with you take the chain , and bid my wife +Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof : +Perchance I will be there as soon as you . + +Then , you will bring the chain to her yourself ? + +No ; bear it with you , lest I come not time enough . + +Well , sir , I will . Have you the chain about you ? + +An if I have not , sir , I hope you have , +Or else you may return without your money . + +Nay , come , I pray you , sir , give me the chain : +Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman , +And I , to blame , have held him here too long . + +Good Lord ! you use this dalliance to excuse +Your breach of promise to the Porpentine . +I should have child you for not bringing it , +But , like a shrew , you first begin to brawl . + +The hour steals on ; I pray you , sir , dispatch . + +You hear how he importunes me : the chain ! + +Why , give it to my wife and fetch your money . + +Come , come ; you know I gave it you even now . +Either send the chain or send by me some token . + +Fie ! now you run this humour out of breath . +Come , where's the chain ? I pray you , let me see it . + +My business cannot brook this dalliance . +Good sir , say whe'r you'll answer me or no : +If not , I'll leave him to the officer . + +I answer you ! what should I answer you ? + +The money that you owe me for the chain . + +I owe you none till I receive the chain . + +You know I gave it you half an hour since . + +You gave me none : you wrong me much to say so . + +You wrong me more , sir , in denying it : +Consider how it stands upon my credit . + +Well , officer , arrest him at my suit . + +I do ; +And charge you in the duke's name to obey me . + +This touches me in reputation . +Either consent to pay this sum for me , +Or I attach you by this officer . + +Consent to pay thee that I never had ! +Arrest me , foolish fellow , if thou dar'st . + +Here is thy fee : arrest him , officer . +I would not spare my brother in this case , +If he should scorn me so apparently . + +I do arrest you , sir : you hear the suit . + +I do obey thee till I give thee bail . +But , sirrah , you shall buy this sport as dear +As all the metal in your shop will answer . + +Sir , sir , I shall have law in Ephesus , +To your notorious shame , I doubt it not . + + +Master , there is a bark of Epidamnum +That stays but till her owner comes aboard , +And then she bears away . Our fraughtage , sir , +I have convey'd aboard , and I have bought +The oil , the balsamum , and aqua-vit . +The ship is in her trim ; the merry wind +Blows fair from land ; they stay for nought at all +But for their owner , master , and yourself . + +How now ! a madman ! Why , thou peevish sheep , +What ship of Epidamnum stays for me ? + +A ship you sent me to , to hire waftage . + +Thou drunken slave , I sent thee for a rope ; +And told thee to what purpose , and what end . + +You sent me for a rope's end as soon : +You sent me to the bay , sir , for a bark . + +I will debate this matter at more leisure , +And teach your ears to list me with more heed . +To Adriana , villain , hie thee straight ; +Give her this key , and tell her , in the desk +That's cover'd o'er with Turkish tapestry , +There is a purse of ducats : let her send it . +Tell her I am arrested in the street , +And that shall bail me . Hie thee , slave , be gone ! +On , officer , to prison till it come . + + +To Adriana ! that is where we din'd , +Where Dowsabel did claim me for her husband : +She is too big , I hope , for me to compass . +Thither I must , although against my will , +For servants must their masters' minds fulfil . + + +Ah ! Luciana , did he tempt thee so ? +Mights thou perceive austerely in his eye +That he did plead in earnest ? yea or no ? +Look'd he or red or pale ? or sad or merrily ? +What observation mad'st thou in this case +Of his heart's meteors tilting in his face ? + +First he denied you had in him no right . + +He meant he did me none ; the more my spite . + +Then swore he that he was a stranger here . + +And true he swore , though yet forsworn he were . + +Then pleaded I for you . + +And what said he ? + +That love I begg'd for you he begg'd of me . + +With what persuasion did he tempt thy love ? + +With words that in an honest suit might move . +First , he did praise my beauty , then my speech . + +Didst speak him fair ? + +Have patience , I beseech . + +I cannot , nor I will not hold me still : +My tongue , though not my heart , shall have his will . +He is deformed , crooked , old and sere , +Ill-fac'd , worse bodied , shapeless every where : +Vicious , ungentle , foolish , blunt , unkind , +Stigmatical in making , worse in mind . + +Who would be jealous then , of such a one ? +No evil lost is wail'd when it is gone . + +Ah ! but I think him better than I say , +And yet would herein others' eyes were worse . +Far from her nest the lapwing cries away : +My heart prays for him , though my tongue do curse . + + +Here , go : the desk ! the purse ! sweet , now , make haste . + +How hast thou lost thy breath ? + +By running fast . + +Where is thy master , Dromio ? is he well ? + +No , he's in Tartar limbo , worse than hell . +A devil in an everlasting garment hath him , +One whose hard heart is button'd up with steel ; +A fiend , a fairy , pitiless and rough ; +A wolf , nay , worse , a fellow all in buff ; +A back-friend , a shoulder-clapper , one that countermands +The passages of alleys , creeks and narrow lands ; +A hound that runs counter and yet draws dryfoot well ; +One that , before the judgment , carries poor souls to hell . + +Why , man , what is the matter ? + +I do not know the matter : he is 'rested on the case . + +What , is he arrested ? tell me at whose suit . + +I know not at whose suit he is arrested well ; +But he's in a suit of buff which 'rested him , that can I tell . +Will you send him , mistress , redemption , the money in his desk ? + +Go fetch it , sister . + +This I wonder at : +That he , unknown to me , should be in debt : +Tell me , was he arrested on a band ? + +Not on a band , but on a stronger thing ; +A chain , a chain . Do you not hear it ring ? + +What , the chain ? + +No , no , the bell : 'tis time that I were gone : +It was two ere I left him , and now the clock strikes one . + +The hours come back ! that did I never hear . + +O yes ; if any hour meet a sergeant , a' turns back for very fear . + +As if Time were in debt ! how fondly dost thou reason ! + +Time is a very bankrupt , and owes more than he's worth to season . +Nay , he's a thief too : have you not heard men say , +That Time comes stealing on by night and day ? +If Time be in debt and theft , and a sergeant in the way , +Hath he not reason to turn back an hour in a day ? + + +Go , Dromio : there's the money , bear it straight , +And bring thy master home immediately . +Come , sister ; I am press'd down with conceit ; Conceit , my comfort and my injury . + + +There's not a man I meet but doth salute me , +As if I were their well acquainted friend ; +And every one doth call me by my name . +Some tender money to me ; some invite me ; +Some other give me thanks for kindnesses ; +Some offer me commodities to buy : +Even now a tailor call'd me in his shop +And show'd me silks that he had bought for me , +And therewithal , took measure of my body . +Sure these are but imaginary wiles , +And Lapland sorcerers inhabit here . + + +Master , here's the gold you sent me for . +What ! have you got the picture of old Adam new apparelled ? + +What gold is this ? What Adam dost thou mean ? + +Not that Adam that kept the Paradise , but that Adam that keeps the prison : he that goes in the calf's skin that was killed for the Prodigal : he that came behind you , sir , like an evil angel , and bid you forsake your liberty . + +I understand thee not . + +No ? why , 'tis a plain case : he that went , like a base-viol , in a case of leather ; the man , sir , that , when gentlemen are tired , gives them a fob , and 'rests them ; he , sir , that takes pity on decayed men and gives them suits of durance ; he that sets up his rest to do more exploits with his mace than a morris-pike . + +What , thou meanest an officer ? + +Ay , sir , the sergeant of the band ; he that brings any man to answer it that breaks his band ; one that thinks a man always going to bed , and says , 'God give you good rest !' + +Well , sir , there rest in your foolery . Is there any ship puts forth to-night ? may we be gone ? + +Why , sir , I brought you word an hour since that the bark Expedition put forth to-night ; and then were you hindered by the sergeant to tarry for the hoy Delay . Here are the angels that you sent for to deliver you . + +The fellow is distract , and so am I ; +And here we wander in illusions : +Some blessed power deliver us from hence ! + + +Well met , well met , Master Antipholus . +I see , sir , you have found the goldsmith now : +Is that the chain you promis'd me to-day ? + +Satan , avoid ! I charge thee tempt me not ! + +Master , is this Mistress Satan ? + +It is the devil . + +Nay , she is worse , she is the devil's dam , and here she comes in the habit of a light wench : and thereof comes that the wenches say , 'God damn me ;' that's as much as to say , 'God make me a light wench .' It is written , they appear to men like angels of light : light is an effect of fire , and fire will burn ; ergo , light wenches will burn . Come not near her . + +Your man and you are marvellous merry , sir . Will you go with me ? we'll mend our dinner here . + +Master , if you do , expect spoon-meat , so bespeak a long spoon . + +Why , Dromio ? + +Marry , he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil . + +Avoid thee , fiend ! what tell'st thou me of supping ? +Thou art , as you are all , a sorceress : +I conjure thee to leave me and be gone . + +Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner , +Or , for my diamond , the chain you promis'd , +And I'll be gone , sir , and not trouble you . + +Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail , +A rush , a hair , a drop of blood , a pin , +A nut , a cherry-stone ; +But she , more covetous , would have a chain . +Master , be wise : an if you give it her , +The devil will shake her chain and fright us with it . + +I pray you , sir , my ring , or else the chain : +I hope you do not mean to cheat me so . + +Avaunt , thou witch ! Come , Dromio , let us go . + +'Fly pride ,' says the peacock : mistress , that you know . + + +Now , out of doubt , Antipholus is mad , +Else would he never so demean himself . +A ring he hath of mine worth forty ducats , +And for the same he promis'd me a chain : +Both one and other he denies me now . +The reason that I gather he is mad , +Besides this present instance of his rage , +Is a mad tale he told to-day at dinner , +Of his own doors being shut against his entrance +Belike his wife , acquainted with his fits , +On purpose shut the doors against his way . +My way is now to hie home to his house , +And tell his wife , that , being lunatic , +He rush'd into my house , and took perforce +My ring away . This course I fittest choose , +For forty ducats is too much to lose . + + +Fear me not , man ; I will not break away : +I'll give thee , ere I leave thee , so much money , +To warrant thee , as I am 'rested for . +My wife is in a wayward mood to-day , +And will not lightly trust the messenger . +That I should be attach'd in Ephesus , +I tell you , 'twill sound harshly in her ears . + + +Here comes my man : I think he brings the money . + +How now , sir ! have you that I sent you for ? + +Here's that , I warrant you , will pay them all . + +But where's the money ? + +Why , sir , I gave the money for the rope . + +Five hundred ducats , villain , for a rope ? + +I'll serve you , sir , five hundred at the rate . + +To what end did I bid thee hie thee home ? + +To a rope's end , sir ; and to that end am I return'd . + +And to that end , sir , I will welcome you . + + +Good sir , be patient . + +Nay , 'tis for me to be patient ; I am in adversity . + +Good now , hold thy tongue . + +Nay , rather persuade him to hold his hands . + +Thou whoreson , senseless villain ! + +I would I were senseless , sir , that I might not feel your blows . + +Thou art sensible in nothing but blows , and so is an ass . + +I am an ass indeed ; you may prove it by my long ears . I have served him from the hour of my nativity to this instant , and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows . When I am cold , he heats me with beating ; when I am warm , he cools me with beating ; I am waked with it when I sleep ; raised with it when I sit ; driven out of doors with it when I go from home ; welcomed home with it when I return ; nay , I bear it on my shoulders , as a beggar wont her brat ; and , I think , when he hath lamed me , I shall beg with it from door to door . + +Come , go along ; my wife is coming yonder . + + +Mistress , respice finem , respect your end ; or rather , to prophesy like the parrot , 'Beware the rope's end .' + +Wilt thou still talk ? + + +How say you now ? is not your husband mad ? + +His incivility confirms no less . +Good Doctor Pinch , you are a conjurer ; +Establish him in his true sense again , +And I will please you what you will demand . + +Alas ! how fiery and how sharp he looks . + +Mark how he trembles in his ecstasy ! + +Give me your hand and let me feel your pulse . + +There is my hand , and let it feel your ear . + + +I charge thee , Satan , hous'd within this man , +To yield possession to my holy prayers , +And to thy state of darkness hie thee straight : +I conjure thee by all the saints in heaven . + +Peace , doting wizard , peace ! I am not mad . + +O ! that thou wert not , poor distressed soul ! + +You minion , you , are these your customers ? +Did this companion with the saffron face +Revel and feast it at my house to-day , +Whilst upon me the guilty doors were shut +And I denied to enter in my house ? + +O husband , God doth know you din'd at home ; +Where would you had remain'd until this time . +Free from these slanders and this open shame ! + +Din'd at home ! Thou villain , what say'st thou ? + +Sir , sooth to say , you did not dine at home . + +Were not my doors lock'd up and I shut out ? + +Perdy , your doors were lock'd and you shut out . + +And did not she herself revile me there ? + +Sans fable , she herself revil'd you there . + +Did not her kitchen-maid rail , taunt , and scorn me ? + +Certes , she did ; the kitchen-vestal scorn'd you . + +And did not I in rage depart from thence ? + +In verity you did : my bones bear witness , +That since have felt the vigour of his rage . + +Is't good to soothe him in these contraries ? + +It is no shame : the fellow finds his vein , +And , yielding to him humours well his frenzy . + +Thou hast suborn'd the goldsmith to arrest me . + +Alas ! I sent you money to redeem you , +By Dromio here , who came in haste for it . + +Money by me ! heart and good will you might ; +But surely , master , not a rag of money . + +Went'st not thou to her for a purse of ducats ? + +He came to me , and I deliver'd it . + +And I am witness with her that she did . + +God and the rope-maker bear me witness +That I was sent for nothing but a rope ! + +Mistress , both man and master is possess'd : +I know it by their pale and deadly looks . +They must be bound and laid in some dark room . + +Say , wherefore didst thou lock me forth to-day ? +And why dost thou deny the bag of gold ? + +I did not , gentle husband , lock thee forth . + +And , gentle master , I receiv'd no gold ; +But I confess , sir , that we were lock'd out . + +Dissembling villain ! thou speak'st false in both . + +Dissembling harlot ! thou art false in all ; +And art confederate with a damned pack +To make a loathsome abject scorn of me ; +But with these nails I'll pluck out those false eyes +That would behold in me this shameful sport . + +O ! bind him , bind him , let him not come near me . + +More company ! the fiend is strong within him . + +Ay me ! poor man , how pale and wan he looks ! + + +What , will you murder me ? Thou gaoler , thou , +I am thy prisoner : wilt thou suffer them +To make a rescue ? + +Masters , let him go : +He is my prisoner , and you shall not have him . + +Go bind this man , for he is frantic too . + + +What wilt thou do , thou peevish officer ? +Hast thou delight to see a wretched man +Do outrage and displeasure to himself ? + +He is my prisoner : if I let him go , +The debt he owes will be requir'd of me . + +I will discharge thee ere I go from thee : +Bear me forthwith unto his creditor , +And , knowing how the debt grows , I will pay it . +Good Master doctor , see him safe convey'd +Home to my house . O most unhappy day ! + +O most unhappy strumpet ! + +Master , I am here enter'd in bond for you . + +Out on thee , villain ! wherefore dost thou mad me ? + +Will you be bound for nothing ? be mad , good master ; cry , 'the devil !' + +God help , poor souls ! how idly do they talk . + +Go bear him hence . Sister , go you with me . + +Say now , whose suit is he arrested at ? + +One Angelo , a goldsmith ; do you know him ? + +I know the man . What is the sum he owes ? + +Two hundred ducats . + +Say , how grows it due ? + +Due for a chain your husband had of him . + +He did bespeak a chain for me , but had it not . + +When as your husband all in rage , to-day +Came to my house , and took away my ring , +The ring I saw upon his finger now , +Straight after did I meet him with a chain . + +It may be so , but I did never see it . +Come , gaoler , bring me where the goldsmith is : +I long to know the truth hereof at large . + + +God , for thy mercy ! they are loose again . + +And come with naked swords . Let's call more help +To have them bound again . + +Away ! they'll kill us . + + +I see , these witches are afraid of swords . + +She that would be your wife now ran from you . + +Come to the Centaur ; fetch our stuff from thence : +I long that we were safe and sound aboard . + +Faith , stay here this night , they will surely do us no harm ; you saw they speak us fair , give us gold : methinks they are such a gentle nation , that , but for the mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of me , I could find in my heart to stay here still , and turn witch . + +I will not stay to-night for all the town ; +Therefore away , to get our stuff aboard . + +I am sorry , sir , that I have hinder'd you ; +But , I protest , he had the chain of me , +Though most dishonestly he doth deny it . + +How is the man esteem'd here in the city ? + +Of very reverend reputation , sir , +Of credit infinite , highly belov'd , +Second to none that lives here in the city : +His word might bear my wealth at any time . + +Speak softly : yonder , as I think , he walks . + + +'Tis so ; and that self chain about his neck +Which he forswore most monstrously to have . +Good sir , draw near to me , I'll speak to him . +Signior Antipholus , I wonder much +That you would put me to this shame and trouble ; +And not without some scandal to yourself , +With circumstance and oaths so to deny +This chain which now you wear so openly : +Beside the charge , the shame , imprisonment , +You have done wrong to this my honest friend , +Who , but for staying on our controversy , +Had hoisted sail and put to sea to-day . +This chain you had of me ; can you deny it ? + +I think I had : I never did deny it . + +Yes , that you did , sir , and forswore it too . + +Who heard me to deny it or forswear it ? + +These ears of mine , thou know'st , did hear thee . +Fie on thee , wretch ! 'tis pity that thou liv'st +To walk where any honest men resort . + +Thou art a villain to impeach me thus : +I'll prove mine honour and mine honesty +Against thee presently , if thou dar'st stand . + +I dare , and do defy thee for a villain . + +Hold ! hurt him not , for God's sake ! he is mad . +Some get within him , take his sword away . +Bind Dromio too , and bear them to my house . + +Run , master , run ; for God's sake , take a house ! +This is some priory : in , or we are spoil'd . + +Be quiet , people . Wherefore throng you hither ? + +To fetch my poor distracted husband hence . +Let us come in , that we may bind him fast , +And bear him home for his recovery . + +I knew he was not in his perfect wits . + +I am sorry now that I did draw on him . + +How long hath this possession held the man ? + +This week he hath been heavy , sour , sad , +And much different from the man he was ; +But , till this afternoon his passion +Ne'er brake into extremity of rage . + +Hath he not lost much wealth by wrack of sea ? +Buried some dear friend ? Hath not else his eye +Stray'd his affection in unlawful love ? +A sin prevailing much in youthful men , +Who give their eyes the liberty of gazing . +Which of these sorrows is he subject to ? + +To none of these , except it be the last ; +Namely , some love that drew him oft from home . + +You should for that have reprehended him . + +Why , so I did . + +Ay , but not rough enough . + +As roughly as my modesty would let me . + +Haply , in private . + +And in assemblies too . + +Ay , but not enough . + +It was the copy of our conference : +In bed , he slept not for my urging it ; +At board , he fed not for my urging it ; +Alone , it was the subject of my theme ; +In company I often glanced it : +Still did I tell him it was vile and bad . + +And thereof came it that the man was mad : +The venom clamours of a jealous woman +Poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth . +It seems , his sleeps were hinder'd by thy railing , +And thereof comes it that his head is light . +Thou say'st his meat was sauc'd with thy upbraidings : +Unquiet meals make ill digestions ; +Thereof the raging fire of fever bred : +And what's a fever but a fit of madness ? +Thou say'st his sports were hinder'd by thy brawls : +Sweet recreation barr'd , what doth ensue +But moody moping , and dull melancholy , +Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair , +And at her heels a huge infectious troop +Of pale distemperatures and foes to life ? +In food , in sport , and life-preserving rest +To be disturb'd , would mad or man or beast : +The consequence is then , thy jealous fits +Have scar'd thy husband from the use of wits . + +She never reprehended him but mildly +When he demean'd himself rough , rude , and wildly . +Why bear you these rebukes and answer not ? + +She did betray me to my own reproof . +Good people , enter , and lay hold on him . + +No ; not a creature enters in my house . + +Then , let your servants bring my husband forth . + +Neither : he took this place for sanctuary , +And it shall privilege him from your hands +Till I have brought him to his wits again , +Or lose my labour in assaying it . + +I will attend my husband , be his nurse , +Diet his sickness , for it is my office , +And will have no attorney but myself ; +And therefore let me have him home with me . + +Be patient ; for I will not let him stir +Till I have us'd the approved means I have , +With wholesome syrups , drugs , and holy prayers , +To make of him a formal man again . +It is a branch and parcel of mine oath , +A charitable duty of my order ; +Therefore depart and leave him here with me . + +I will not hence and leave my husband here ; +And ill it doth beseem your holiness +To separate the husband and the wife . + +Be quiet , and depart : thou shalt not have him . + + +Complain unto the duke of this indignity . + +Come , go : I will fall prostrate at his feet , +And never rise until my tears and prayers +Have won his Grace to come in person hither , +And take perforce my husband from the abbess . + +By this , I think , the dial points at five : +Anon , I'm sure , the duke himself in person +Comes this way to the melancholy vale , +The place of death and sorry execution , +Behind the ditches of the abbey here . + +Upon what cause ? + +To see a reverend Syracusian merchant , +Who put unluckily into this bay +Against the laws and statutes of this town , +Beheaded publicly for his offence . + +See where they come : we will behold his death . + +Kneel to the duke before he pass the abbey . + + +Yet once again proclaim it publicly , +If any friend will pay the sum for him , +He shall not die ; so much we tender him . + +Justice , most sacred duke , against the abbess ! + +She is a virtuous and a reverend lady : +It cannot be that she hath done thee wrong . + +May it please your Grace , Antipholus , my husband , +Whom I made lord of me and all I had , +At your important letters , this ill day +A most outrageous fit of madness took him , +That desperately he hurried through the street , +With him his bondman , all as mad as he , +Doing displeasure to the citizens +By rushing in their houses , bearing thence +Rings , jewels , anything his rage did like . +Once did I get him bound and sent him home , +Whilst to take order for the wrongs I went +That here and there his fury had committed . +Anon , I wot not by what strong escape , +He broke from those that had the guard of him , +And with his mad attendant and himself , +Each one with ireful passion , with drawn swords +Met us again , and , madly bent on us +Chas'd us away , till , raising of more aid +We came again to bind them . Then they fled +Into this abbey , whither we pursu'd them ; +And here the abbess shuts the gates on us , +And will not suffer us to fetch him out , +Nor send him forth that we may bear him hence . +Therefore , most gracious duke , with thy command +Let him be brought forth , and borne hence for help . + +Long since thy husband serv'd me in my wars , +And I to thee engag'd a prince's word , +When thou didst make him master of thy bed , +To do him all the grace and good I could . +Go , some of you , knock at the abbey gate +And bid the lady abbess come to me . +I will determine this before I stir . + + +O mistress , mistress ! shift and save yourself ! +My master and his man are both broke loose , +Beaten the maids a-row and bound the doctor , +Whose beard they have sing'd off with brands of fire ; +And ever as it blaz'd they threw on him +Great pails of puddled mire to quench the hair . +My master preaches patience to him , and the while +His man with scissors nicks him like a fool ; +And sure , unless you send some present help , +Between them they will kill the conjurer . + +Peace , fool ! thy master and his man are here , +And that is false thou dost report to us . + +Mistress , upon my life , I tell you true ; +I have not breath'd almost , since I did see it . +He cries for you and vows , if he can take you , +To scotch your face , and to disfigure you . + +Hark , hark ! I hear him , mistress : fly , be gone ! + +Come , stand by me ; fear nothing . Guard with halberds ! + +Ay me , it is my husband ! Witness you , +That he is borne about invisible : +Even now we hous'd him in the abbey here , +And now he's here , past thought of human reason . + + +Justice , most gracious duke ! O ! grant me justice , +Even for the service that long since I did thee , +When I bestrid thee in the wars and took +Deep scars to save thy life ; even for the blood +That then I lost for thee , now grant me justice . + +Unless the fear of death doth make me dote , +I see my son Antipholus and Dromio ! + +Justice , sweet prince , against that woman there ! +She whom thou gav'st to me to be my wife , +That hath abused and dishonour'd me , +Even in the strength and height of injury ! +Beyond imagination is the wrong +That she this day hath shameless thrown on me . + +Discover how , and thou shalt find me just . + +This day , great duke , she shut the doors upon me , +While she with harlots feasted in my house . + +A grievous fault ! Say , woman , didst thou so ? + +No , my good lord : myself , he , and my sister +To-day did dine together . So befall my soul +As this is false he burdens me withal ! + +Ne'er may I look on day , nor sleep on night , +But she tells to your highness simple truth ! + +O perjur'd woman ! They are both forsworn : +In this the madman justly chargeth them ! + +My liege , I am advised what I say : +Neither disturb'd with the effect of wine , +Nor heady-rash , provok'd with raging ire , +Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad . +This woman lock'd me out this day from dinner : +That goldsmith there , were he not pack'd with her , +Could witness it , for he was with me then ; +Who parted with me to go fetch a chain , +Promising to bring it to the Porpentine , +Where Balthazar and I did dine together . +Our dinner done , and he not coming thither , +I went to seek him : in the street I met him , +And in his company that gentleman . +There did this perjur'd goldsmith swear me down +That I this day of him receiv'd the chain , +Which , God he knows , I saw not ; for the which +He did arrest me with an officer . +I did obey , and sent my peasant home +For certain ducats : he with none return'd . +Then fairly I bespoke the officer +To go in person with me to my house . +By the way we met +My wife , her sister , and a rabble more +Of vile confederates : along with them +They brought one Pinch , a hungry lean-fac'd villain , +A mere anatomy , a mountebank , +A threadbare juggler , and a fortune-teller , +A needy , hollow-ey'd , sharp-looking wretch , +A living-dead man . This pernicious slave , +Forsooth , took on him as a conjurer , +And , gazing in mine eyes , feeling my pulse , +And with no face , as 'twere , out-facing me , +Cries out , I was possess'd . Then , altogether +They fell upon me , bound me , bore me thence , +And in a dark and dankish vault at home +There left me and my man , both bound together ; +Till , gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder , +I gain'd my freedom , and immediately +Ran hither to your Grace ; whom I beseech +To give me ample satisfaction +For these deep shames and great indignities . + +My lord , in truth , thus far I witness with him , +That he din'd not at home , but was lock'd out . + +But had he such a chain of thee , or no ? + +He had , my lord ; and when he ran in here , +These people saw the chain about his neck . + +Besides , I will be sworn these ears of mine +Heard you confess you had the chain of him +After you first forswore it on the mart ; +And thereupon I drew my sword on you ; +And then you fled into this abbey here , +From whence , I think , you are come by miracle . + +I never came within these abbey walls ; +Nor ever didst thou draw thy sword on me ; +I never saw the chain , so help me heaven ! +And this is false you burden me withal . + +Why , what an intricate impeach is this ! +I think you all have drunk of Circe's cup . +If here you hous'd him , here he would have been ; +If he were mad , he would not plead so coldly ; +You say he din'd at home ; the goldsmith here +Denies that saying . Sirrah , what say you ? + +Sir , he din'd with her there , at the Porpentine . + +He did , and from my finger snatch'd that ring . + +'Tis true , my liege ; this ring I had of her . + +Saw'st thou him enter at the abbey here ? + +As sure , my liege , as I do see your Grace . + +Why , this is strange . Go call the abbess hither . + +I think you are all mated or stark mad . + +Most mighty duke , vouchsafe me speak a word : +Haply I see a friend will save my life , +And pay the sum that may deliver me . + +Speak freely , Syracusian , what thou wilt . + +Is not your name , sir , called Antipholus ? +And is not that your bondman Dromio ? + +Within this hour I was his bondman , sir ; +But he , I thank him , gnaw'd in two my cords : +Now am I Dromio and his man , unbound . + +I am sure you both of you remember me . + +Ourselves we do remember , sir , by you ; +For lately we were bound , as you are now . +You are not Pinch's patient , are you , sir ? + +Why look you strange on me ? you know me well . + +I never saw you in my life till now . + +O ! grief hath chang'd me since you saw me last , +And careful hours , with Time's deformed hand , +Have written strange defeatures in my face : +But tell me yet , dost thou not know my voice ? + +Neither . + +Dromio , nor thou ? + +No , trust me , sir , not I . + +I am sure thou dost . + +Ay , sir ; but I am sure I do not ; and whatsoever a man denies , you are now bound to believe him . + +Not know my voice ! O , time's extremity , +Hast thou so crack'd and splitted my poor tongue +In seven short years , that here my only son +Knows not my feeble key of untun'd cares ? +Though now this grained face of mine be hid +In sap-consuming winter's drizzled snow , +And all the conduits of my blood froze up , +Yet hath my night of life some memory , +My wasting lamps some fading glimmer left , +My dull deaf ears a little use to hear : +All these old witnesses , I cannot err , +Tell me thou art my son Antipholus . + +I never saw my father in my life . + +But seven years since , in Syracusa , boy , +Thou know'st we parted : but perhaps , my son , +Thou sham'st to acknowledge me in misery . + +The duke and all that know me in the city +Can witness with me that it is not so : +I ne'er saw Syracusa in my life . + +I tell thee , Syracusian , twenty years +Have I been patron to Antipholus , +During which time he ne'er saw Syracusa . +I see thy age and dangers make thee dote . + + +Most mighty duke , behold a man much wrong'd . + + +I see two husbands , or mine eyes deceive me ! + +One of these men is Genius to the other ; +And so of these : which is the natural man , +And which the spirit ? Who deciphers them ? + +I , sir , am Dromio : command him away . + +I , sir , am Dromio : pray let me stay . + +geon art thou not ? or else his ghost ? + +O ! my old master ; who hath bound him here ? + +Whoever bound him , I will loose his bonds , +And gain a husband by his liberty . +Speak , old geon , if thou be'st the man +That hadst a wife once call'd milia , +That bore thee at a burden two fair sons . +O ! if thou be'st the same geon , speak , +And speak unto the same milia ! + +If I dream not , thou art milia : +If thou art she , tell me where is that son +That floated with thee on the fatal raft ? + +By men of Epidamnum , he and I , +And the twin Dromio , all were taken up : +But by and by rude fishermen of Corinth +By force took Dromio and my son from them , +And me they left with those of Epidamnum . +What then became of them , I cannot tell ; +I to this fortune that you see me in . + +Why , here begins his morning story right : +These two Antipholus' , these two so like , +And these two Dromios , one in semblance , +Besides her urging of her wrack at sea ; +These are the parents to these children , +Which accidentally are met together . +Antipholus , thou cam'st from Corinth first ? + +No , sir , not I ; I came from Syracuse . + +Stay , stand apart ; I know not which is which . + +I came from Corinth , my most gracious lord , + +And I with him . + +Brought to this town by that most famous warrior , +Duke Menaphon , your most renowned uncle . + +Which of you two did dine with me to-day ? + +I , gentle mistress . + +And are not you my husband ? + +No ; I say nay to that . + +And so do I ; yet did she call me so ; +And this fair gentlewoman , her sister here , +Did call me brother . + +What I told you then , +I hope I shall have leisure to make good , +If this be not a dream I see and hear . + +That is the chain , sir , which you had of me . + +I think it be , sir ; I deny it not . + +And you , sir , for this chain arrested me . + +I think I did , sir ; I deny it not . + +I sent you money , sir , to be your bail , +By Dromio ; but I think he brought it not . + +No , none by me . + +This purse of ducats I receiv'd from you , +And Dromio , my man , did bring them me . +I see we still did meet each other's man , +And I was ta'en for him , and he for me , +And thereupon these errors are arose . + +These ducats pawn I for my father here . + +It shall not need : thy father hath his life . + +Sir , I must have that diamond from you . + +There , take it ; and much thanks for my good cheer . + +Renowned duke , vouchsafe to take the pains +To go with us into the abbey here , +And hear at large discoursed all our fortunes ; +And all that are assembled in this place , +That by this sympathized one day's error +Have suffer'd wrong , go keep us company , +And we shall make full satisfaction . +Thirty-three years have I but gone in travail +Of you , my sons ; and , till this present hour +My heavy burdens ne'er delivered . +The duke , my husband , and my children both , +And you the calendars of their nativity , +Go to a gossip's feast , and joy with me : +After so long grief such festivity ! + +With all my heart I'll gossip at this feast . + + +Master , shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard ? + +Dromio , what stuff of mine hast thou embark'd ? + +Your goods that lay at host , sir , in the Centaur . + +He speaks to me . I am your master , Dromio : +Come , go with us ; we'll look to that anon : +Embrace thy brother there ; rejoice with him . + + +There is a fat friend at your master's house , +That kitchen'd me for you to-day at dinner : +She now shall be my sister , not my wife . + +Methinks you are my glass , and not my brother : +I see by you I am a sweet-fac'd youth . +Will you walk in to see their gossiping ? + +Not I , sir ; you are my elder . + +That's a question : how shall we try it ? + +We'll draw cuts for the senior : till then lead thou first . + +Nay , then , thus : +We came into the world like brother and brother ; +And now let's go hand in hand , not one before another . + +THE MERCHANT OF VENICE + + +In sooth , I know not why I am so sad : +It wearies me ; you say it wearies you ; +But how I caught it , found it , or came by it , +What stuff 'tis made of , whereof it is born , +I am to learn ; +And such a want-wit sadness makes of me , +That I have much ado to know myself . + +Your mind is tossing on the ocean ; +There , where your argosies with portly sail , +Like signiors and rich burghers on the flood , +Or , as it were , the pageants of the sea , +Do overpeer the petty traffickers , +That curtsy to them , do them reverence , +As they fly by them with their woven wings . + +Believe me , sir , had I such venture forth , +The better part of my affections would +Be with my hopes abroad . I should be still +Plucking the grass to know where sits the wind ; +Peering in maps for ports , and piers , and roads ; +And every object that might make me fear +Misfortune to my ventures , out of doubt +Would make me sad . + +My wind , cooling my broth , +Would blow me to an ague , when I thought +What harm a wind too great might do at sea . +I should not see the sandy hour-glass run +But I should think of shallows and of flats , +And see my wealthy Andrew dock'd in sand +Vailing her high-top lower than her ribs +To kiss her burial . Should I go to church +And see the holy edifice of stone , +And not bethink me straight of dangerous rocks , +Which touching but my gentle vessel's side +Would scatter all her spices on the stream , +Enrobe the roaring waters with my silks ; +And , in a word , but even now worth this , +And now worth nothing ? Shall I have the thought +To think on this , and shall I lack the thought +That such a thing bechanc'd would make me sad ? +But tell not me : I know Antonio +Is sad to think upon his merchandise . + +Believe me , no : I thank my fortune for it , +My ventures are not in one bottom trusted , +Nor to one place ; nor is my whole estate +Upon the fortune of this present year : +Therefore , my merchandise makes me not sad . + +Why , then you are in love . + +Fie , fie ! + +Not in love neither ? Then let's say you are sad , +Because you are not merry : and 'twere as easy +For you to laugh and leap , and say you are merry , +Because you are not sad . Now , by two-headed Janus , +Nature hath fram'd strange fellows in her time : +Some that will evermore peep through their eyes +And laugh like parrots at a bag-piper , +And other of such vinegar aspect +That they'll not show their teeth in way of smile , +Though Nestor swear the jest be laughable . + + +Here comes Bassanio , your most noble kinsman , +Gratiano , and Lorenzo . Fare ye well : +We leave you now with better company . + +I would have stay'd till I had made you merry , +If worthier friends had not prevented me . + +Your worth is very dear in my regard . +I take it , your own business calls on you , +And you embrace the occasion to depart . + +Good morrow , my good lords . + +Good signiors both , when shall we laugh ? say when ? +You grow exceeding strange : must it be so ? + +We'll make our leisures to attend on yours . + + +My Lord Bassanio , since you have found Antonio , +We too will leave you ; but , at dinner-time , +I pray you , have in mind where we must meet . + +I will not fail you . + +You look not well , Signior Antonio ; +You have too much respect upon the world : +They lose it that do buy it with much care : +Believe me , you are marvellously chang'd . + +I hold the world but as the world , Gratiano ; +A stage where every man must play a part , +And mine a sad one . + +Let me play the fool : +With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come , +And let my liver rather heat with wine +Than my heart cool with mortifying groans . +Why should a man , whose blood is warm within , +Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster ? +Sleep when he wakes , and creep into the jaundice +By being peevish ? I tell thee what , Antonio +I love thee , and it is my love that speaks +There are a sort of men whose visages +Do cream and mantle like a standing pond , +And do a wilful stillness entertain , +With purpose to be dress'd in an opinion +Of wisdom , gravity , profound conceit ; +As who should say , 'I am Sir Oracle , +And when I ope my lips let no dog bark !' +O , my Antonio , I do know of these , +That therefore only are reputed wise +For saying nothing ; when , I am very sure , +If they should speak , would almost damn those ears +Which , hearing them , would call their brothers fools . +I'll tell thee more of this another time : +But fish not , with this melancholy bait , +For this fool-gudgeon , this opinion . +Come , good Lorenzo . Fare ye well awhile : +I'll end my exhortation after dinner . + +Well , we will leave you then till dinner-time . +I must be one of these same dumb-wise men , +For Gratiano never lets me speak . + +Well , keep me company but two years moe , +Thou shalt not know the sound of thine own tongue . + +Farewell : I'll grow a talker for this gear . + +Thanks , i' faith ; for silence is only commendable +In a neat's tongue dried and a maid not vendible . + + +Is that anything now ? + +Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing , more than any man in all Venice . His reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff : you shall seek all day ere you find them , and , when you have them , they are not worth the search . + +Well , tell me now , what lady is the same +To whom you swore a secret pilgrimage , +That you to-day promis'd to tell me of ? + +'Tis not unknown to you , Antonio , +How much I have disabled mine estate , +By something showing a more swelling port +Than my faint means would grant continuance : +Nor do I now make moan to be abridg'd +From such a noble rate ; but my chief care +Is , to come fairly off from the great debts +Wherein my time , something too prodigal , +Hath left me gag'd . To you , Antonio , +I owe the most , in money and in love ; +And from your love I have a warranty +To unburthen all my plots and purposes +How to get clear of all the debts I owe . + +I pray you , good Bassanio , let me know it ; +And if it stand , as you yourself still do , +Within the eye of honour , be assur'd , +My purse , my person , my extremest means , +Lie all unlock'd to your occasions . + +In my school-days , when I had lost one shaft , +I shot his fellow of the self-same flight +The self-same way with more advised watch , +To find the other forth , and by adventuring both , +I oft found both . I urge this childhood proof , +Because what follows is pure innocence . +I owe you much , and , like a wilful youth , +That which I owe is lost ; but if you please +To shoot another arrow that self way +Which you did shoot the first , I do not doubt , +As I will watch the aim , or to find both , +Or bring your latter hazard back again , +And thankfully rest debtor for the first . + +You know me well , and herein spend but time +To wind about my love with circumstance ; +And out of doubt you do me now more wrong +In making question of my uttermost +Than if you had made waste of all I have : +Then do but say to me what I should do +That in your knowledge may by me be done , +And I am prest unto it : therefore speak . + +In Belmont is a lady richly left , +And she is fair , and , fairer than that word , +Of wondrous virtues : sometimes from her eyes +I did receive fair speechless messages : +Her name is Portia ; nothing undervalu'd +To Cato's daughter , Brutus' Portia : +Nor is the wide world ignorant of her worth , +For the four winds blow in from every coast +Renowned suitors ; and her sunny locks +Hang on her temples like a golden fleece ; +Which makes her seat of Belmont Colchos' strond , +And many Jasons come in quest of her . +O my Antonio ! had I but the means +To hold a rival place with one of them , +I have a mind presages me such thrift , +That I should questionless be fortunate . + +Thou knowest that all my fortunes are at sea ; +Neither have I money , nor commodity +To raise a present sum : therefore go forth ; +Try what my credit can in Venice do : +That shall be rack'd , even to the uttermost , +To furnish thee to Belmont , to fair Portia . +Go , presently inquire , and so will I , +Where money is , and I no question make +To have it of my trust or for my sake . + + +By my troth , Nerissa , my little body is aweary of this great world . + +You would be , sweet madam , if your miseries were in the same abundance as your good fortunes are : and yet , for aught I see , they are as sick that surfeit with too much as they that starve with nothing . It is no mean happiness therefore , to be seated in the mean : superfluity comes sooner by white hairs , but competency lives longer . + +Good sentences and well pronounced . + +They would be better if well followed . + +If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do , chapels had been churches , and poor men's cottages princes' palaces . It is a good divine that follows his own instructions : I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done , than be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching . The brain may devise laws for the blood , but a hot temper leaps o'er a cold decree : such a hare is madness the youth , to skip o'er the meshes of good counsel the cripple . But this reasoning is not in the fashion to choose me a husband . O me , the word 'choose !' I may neither choose whom I would nor refuse whom I dislike ; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father . Is it not hard , Nerissa , that I cannot choose one nor refuse none ? + +Your father was ever virtuous , and holy men at their death have good inspirations ; therefore , the lottery that he hath devised in these three chests of gold , silver , and lead , whereof who chooses his meaning chooses you , will , no doubt , never be chosen by any rightly but one who you shall rightly love . But what warmth is there in your affection towards any of these princely suitors that are already come ? + +I pray thee , over-name them , and as thou namest them , I will describe them ; and , according to my description , level at my affection . + +First , there is the Neapolitan prince . + +Ay , that's a colt indeed , for he doth nothing but talk of his horse ; and he makes it a great appropriation to his own good parts that he can shoe him himself . I am much afeard my lady his mother played false with a smith . + +Then is there the County Palatine . + +He doth nothing but frown , as who should say , 'An you will not have me , choose .' He hears merry tales , and smiles not : I fear he will prove the weeping philosopher when he grows old , being so full of unmannerly sadness in his youth . I had rather be married to a death's-head with a bone in his mouth than to either of these . God defend me from these two ! + +How say you by the French lord , Monsieur Le Bon ? + +God made him , and therefore let him pass for a man . In truth , I know it is a sin to be a mocker ; but , he ! why , he hath a horse better than the Neapolitan's , a better bad habit of frowning than the Count Palatine ; he is every man in no man ; if a throstle sing , he falls straight a-capering ; he will fence with his own shadow : if I should marry him , I should marry twenty husbands . If he would despise me , I would forgive him , for if he love me to madness , I shall never requite him . + +What say you , then , to Falconbridge , the young baron of England ? + +You know I say nothing to him , for he understands not me , nor I him : he hath neither Latin , French , nor Italian ; and you will come into the court and swear that I have a poor pennyworth in the English . He is a proper man's picture , but , alas ! who can converse with a dumb-show ? How oddly he is suited ! I think he bought his doublet in Italy , his round hose in France , his bonnet in Germany , and his behaviour every where . + +What think you of the Scottish lord , his neighbour ? + +That he hath a neighbourly charity in him , for he borrowed a box of the ear of the Englishman , and swore he would pay him again when he was able : I think the Frenchman became his surety and sealed under for another . + +How like you the young German , the Duke of Saxony's nephew ? + +Very vilely in the morning , when he is sober , and most vilely in the afternoon , when he is drunk : when he is best , he is a little worse than a man , and when he is worst , he is little better than a beast . An the worst fall that ever fell , I hope I shall make shift to go without him . + +If he should offer to choose , and choose the right casket , you should refuse to perform your father's will , if you should refuse to accept him . + +Therefore , for fear of the worst , I pray thee , set a deep glass of Rhenish wine on the contrary casket , for , if the devil be within and that temptation without , I know he will choose it . I will do anything , Nerissa , ere I will be married to a sponge . + +You need not fear , lady , the having any of these lords : they have acquainted me with their determinations ; which is , indeed , to return to their home and to trouble you with no more suit , unless you may be won by some other sort than your father's imposition depending on the caskets . + +If I live to be as old as Sibylla , I will die as chaste as Diana , unless I be obtained by the manner of my father's will . I am glad this parcel of wooers are so reasonable , for there is not one among them but I dote on his very absence , and I pray God grant them a fair departure . + +Do you not remember , lady , in your father's time , a Venetian , a scholar and a soldier , that came hither in the company of the Marquis of Montferrat ? + +Yes , yes : it was Bassanio ; as I think , he was so called . + +True , madam : he , of all the men that ever my foolish eyes looked upon , was the best deserving a fair lady . + +I remember him well , and I remember him worthy of thy praise . + +How now ! what news ? + +The four strangers seek for you , madam , to take their leave ; and there is a forerunner come from a fifth , the Prince of Morocco , who brings word the prince his master will be here to-night . + +If I could bid the fifth welcome with so good heart as I can bid the other four farewell , I should be glad of his approach : if he have the condition of a saint and the complexion of a devil , I had rather he should shrive me than wive me . Come , Nerissa . Sirrah , go before . +Whiles we shut the gate upon one wooer , another knocks at the door . + + +Three thousand ducats ; well ? + +Ay , sir , for three months . + +For three months ; well ? + +For the which , as I told you , Antonio shall be bound . + +Antonio shall become bound ; well ? + +May you stead me ? Will you pleasure me ? Shall I know your answer ? + +Three thousand ducats , for three months , and Antonio bound . + +Your answer to that . + +Antonio is a good man . + +Have you heard any imputation to the contrary ? + +Ho , no , no , no , no : my meaning in saying he is a good man is to have you understand me that he is sufficient . Yet his means are in supposition : he hath an argosy bound to Tripolis , another to the Indies ; I understand moreover upon the Rialto , he hath a third at Mexico , a fourth for England , and other ventures he hath , squandered abroad . But ships are but boards , sailors but men : there be land-rats and water-rats , land-thieves , and water-thieves ,I mean pirates ,and then there is the peril of waters , winds , and rocks . The man is , notwithstanding , sufficient . Three thousand ducats ; I think , I may take his bond . + +Be assured you may . + +I will be assured I may ; and , that I may be assured , I will bethink me . May I speak with Antonio ? + +If it please you to dine with us . + +Yes , to smell pork : to eat of the habitation which your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into . I will buy with you , sell with you , talk with you , walk with you , and so following ; but I will not eat with you , drink with you , nor pray with you . What news on the Rialto ? Who is he comes here ? + + +This is Signior Antonio . + +How like a fawning publican he looks ! +I hate him for he is a Christian ; +But more for that in low simplicity +He lends out money gratis , and brings down +The rate of usance here with us in Venice . +If I can catch him once upon the hip , +I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him . +He hates our sacred nation , and he rails , +Even there where merchants most do congregate , +On me , my bargains , and my well-won thrift , +Which he calls interest . Cursed be my tribe , +If I forgive him ! + +Shylock , do you hear ? + +I am debating of my present store , +And , by the near guess of my memory , +I cannot instantly raise up the gross +Of full three thousand ducats . What of that ? +Tubal , a wealthy Hebrew of my tribe , +Will furnish me . But soft ! how many months +Do you desire ? + +Rest you fair , good signior ; +Your worship was the last man in our mouths . + +Shylock , albeit I neither lend nor borrow +By taking nor by giving of excess , +Yet , to supply the ripe wants of my friend , +I'll break a custom . + +Is he yet possess'd +How much ye would ? + +Ay , ay , three thousand ducats . + +And for three months . + +I had forgot ; three months ; you told me so . +Well then , your bond ; and let me see . But hear you ; +Methought you said you neither lend nor borrow +Upon advantage . + +I do never use it . + +When Jacob graz'd his uncle Laban's sheep , +This Jacob from our holy Abram was , +As his wise mother wrought in his behalf , +The third possessor : ay , he was the third , + +And what of him ? did he take interest ? + +No ; not take interest ; not , as you would say , +Directly interest : mark what Jacob did . +When Laban and himself were compromis'd , +That all the eanlings that were streak'd and pied +Should fall as Jacob's hire , the ewes , being rank , +In end of autumn turned to the rams ; +And , when the work of generation was +Between these woolly breeders in the act , +The skilful shepherd peel'd me certain wands , +And , in the doing of the deed of kind , +He stuck them up before the fulsome ewes , +Who , then conceiving , did in eaning time +Fall parti-colour'd lambs , and those were Jacob's . +This was a way to thrive , and he was blest : +And thrift is blessing , if men steal it not . + +This was a venture , sir , that Jacob serv'd for ; +A thing not in his power to bring to pass , +But sway'd and fashion'd by the hand of heaven . +Was this inserted to make interest good ? +Or is your gold and silver ewes and rams ? + +I cannot tell ; I make it breed as fast : But note me , signior . + +Mark you this , Bassanio , +The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose . +An evil soul , producing holy witness , +Is like a villain with a smiling cheek , +A goodly apple rotten at the heart . +O , what a goodly outside falsehood hath ! + +Three thousand ducats ; 'tis a good round sum . +Three months from twelve , then let me see the rate . + +Well , Shylock , shall we be beholding to you ? + +Signior Antonio , many a time and oft +In the Rialto you have rated me +About my moneys and my usances : +Still have I borne it with a patient shrug , +For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe . +You call me misbeliever , cut-throat dog , +And spet upon my Jewish gaberdine , +And all for use of that which is mine own . +Well then , it now appears you need my help : +Go to then ; you come to me , and you say , +'Shylock , we would have moneys :' you say so ; +You , that did void your rheum upon my beard , +And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur +Over your threshold : moneys is your suit . +What should I say to you ? Should I not say , +'Hath a dog money ? Is it possible +A cur can lend three thousand ducats ?' or +Shall I bend low , and in a bondman's key , +With bated breath , and whispering humbleness , +Say this : +'Fair sir , you spet on me on Wednesday last ; +You spurn'd me such a day ; another time +You call'd me dog ; and for these courtesies +I'll lend you thus much moneys ?' + +I am as like to call thee so again , +To spet on thee again , to spurn thee too . +If thou wilt lend this money , lend it not +As to thy friends ,for when did friendship take +A breed for barren metal of his friend ? +But lend it rather to thine enemy ; +Who if he break , thou mayst with better face +Exact the penalty . + +Why , look you , how you storm ! +I would be friends with you , and have your love , +Forget the shames that you have stain'd me with , +Supply your present wants , and take no doit +Of usance for my moneys , and you'll not hear me : +This is kind I offer . + +This were kindness . + +This kindness will I show . +Go with me to a notary , seal me there +Your single bond ; and , in a merry sport , +If you repay me not on such a day , +In such a place , such sum or sums as are +Express'd in the condition , let the forfeit +Be nominated for an equal pound +Of your fair flesh , to be cut off and taken +In what part of your body pleaseth me . + +Content , i' faith : I'll seal to such a bond , +And say there is much kindness in the Jew . + +You shall not seal to such a bond for me : +I'll rather dwell in my necessity . + +Why , fear not , man ; I will not forfeit it : +Within these two months , that's a month before +This bond expires , I do expect return +Of thrice three times the value of this bond . + +O father Abram ! what these Christians are , +Whose own hard dealing teaches them suspect +The thoughts of others . Pray you , tell me this ; +If he should break his day , what should I gain +By the exaction of the forfeiture ? +A pound of man's flesh , taken from a man , +Is not so estimable , profitable neither , +As flesh of muttons , beefs , or goats . I say , +To buy his favour , I extend this friendship : +If he will take it , so ; if not , adieu ; +And , for my love , I pray you wrong me not . + +Yes , Shylock , I will seal unto this bond . + +Then meet me forthwith at the notary's ; +Give him direction for this merry bond , +And I will go and purse the ducats straight , +See to my house , left in the fearful guard +Of an unthrifty knave , and presently +I will be with you . + +Hie thee , gentle Jew . + +This Hebrew will turn Christian : he grows kind . + +I like not fair terms and a villain's mind . + +Come on : in this there can be no dismay ; +My ships come home a month before the day . + + +Mislike me not for my complexion , +The shadow'd livery of the burnish'd sun , +To whom I am a neighbour and near bred . +Bring me the fairest creature northward born , +Where Ph bus' fire scarce thaws the icicles , +And let us make incision for your love , +To prove whose blood is reddest , his or mine . +I tell thee , lady , this aspect of mine +Hath fear'd the valiant : by my love , I swear +The best regarded virgins of our clime +Have lov'd it too : I would not change this hue , +Except to steal your thoughts , my gentle queen . + +In terms of choice I am not solely led +By nice direction of a maiden's eyes ; +Besides , the lottery of my destiny +Bars me the right of voluntary choosing : +But if my father had not scanted me +And hedg'd me by his wit , to yield myself +His wife who wins me by that means I told you , +Yourself , renowned prince , then stood as fair +As any comer I have look'd on yet +For my affection . + +Even for that I thank you : +Therefore , I pray you , lead me to the caskets +To try my fortune . By this scimitar , +That slew the Sophy , and a Persian prince +That won three fields of Sultan Solyman , +I would outstare the sternest eyes that look , +Outbrave the heart most daring on the earth , +Pluck the young sucking cubs from the she-bear , +Yea , mock the lion when he roars for prey , +To win thee , lady . But , alas the while ! +If Hercules and Lichas play at dice +Which is the better man , the greater throw +May turn by fortune from the weaker hand : +So is Alcides beaten by his page ; +And so may I , blind fortune leading me , +Miss that which one unworthier may attain , +And die with grieving . + +You must take your chance ; +And either not attempt to choose at all , +Or swear before you choose , if you choose wrong , +Never to speak to lady afterward +In way of marriage : therefore be advis'd . + +Nor will not : come , bring me unto my chance . + +First , forward to the temple : after dinner +Your hazard shall be made . + +Good fortune then ! +To make me blest or cursed'st among men ! + + +Certainly my conscience will serve me to run from this Jew my master . The fiend is at mine elbow , and tempts me , saying to me , 'Gobbo , Launcelot Gobbo , good Launcelot ,' or 'good Gobbo ,' or 'good Launcelot Gobbo , use your legs , take the start , run away .' My conscience says , 'No ; take heed , honest Launcelot ; take heed , honest Gobbo ;' or , as aforesaid , 'honest Launcelot Gobbo ; do not run ; scorn running with thy heels .' Well , the most courageous fiend bids me pack : 'Via !' says the fiend ; 'away !' says the fiend ; 'for the heavens , rouse up a brave mind ,' says the fiend , 'and run .' Well , my conscience , hanging about the neck of my heart , says very wisely to me , 'My honest friend Launcelot , being an honest man's son ,' or rather an honest woman's son ;for , indeed , my father did something smack , something grow to , he had a kind of taste ;well , my conscience says , 'Launcelot , budge not .' 'Budge ,' says the fiend . 'Budge not ,' says my conscience . 'Conscience ,' say I , 'you counsel well ;' 'fiend ,' say I , 'you counsel well :' to be ruled by my conscience , I should stay with the Jew my master , who , God bless the mark ! is a kind of devil ; and , to run away from the Jew , I should be ruled by the fiend , who , saving your reverence , is the devil himself . Certainly , the Jew is the very devil incarnal ; and , in my conscience , my conscience is but a kind of hard conscience , to offer to counsel me to stay with the Jew . The fiend gives the more friendly counsel : I will run , fiend ; my heels are at your commandment ; I will run . + + +Master young man , you ; I pray you , which is the way to Master Jew's ? + +O heavens ! this is my truebegotten father , who , being more than sandblind , high-gravel blind , knows me not : I will try confusions with him . + +Master young gentleman , I pray you , which is the way to Master Jew's ? + +Turn up on your right hand at the next turning , but , at the next turning of all , on your left ; marry , at the very next turning , turn of no hand , but turn down indirectly to the Jew's house . + +By God's sonties , 'twill be a hard way to hit . Can you tell me whether one Launcelot , that dwells with him , dwell with him or no ? + +Talk you of young Master Launcelot ? + +Mark me now ; now will I raise the waters . Talk you of young Master Launcelot ? + +No master , sir , but a poor man's son : his father , though I say it , is an honest , exceeding poor man , and , God be thanked , well to live . + +Well , let his father be what a' will , we talk of young Master Launcelot . + +Your worship's friend , and Launcelot , sir . + +But I pray you , ergo , old man , ergo , I beseech you , talk you of young Master Launcelot ? + +Of Launcelot , an't please your mastership . + +Ergo , Master Launcelot . Talk not of Master Launcelot , father ; for the young gentleman ,according to Fates and Destinies and such odd sayings , the Sisters Three and such branches of learning ,is , indeed , deceased ; or , as you would say in plain terms , gone to heaven . + +Marry , God forbid ! the boy was the very staff of my age , my very prop . + +Do I look like a cudgel or a hovel-post , a staff or a prop ? Do you know me , father ? + +Alack the day ! I know you not , young gentleman : but I pray you , tell me , is my boy ,God rest his soul !alive or dead ? + +Do you not know me , father ? + +Alack , sir , I am sand-blind ; I know you not . + +Nay , indeed , if you had your eyes , you might fail of the knowing me : it is a wise father that knows his own child . Well , old man , I will tell you news of your son . Give me your blessing ; truth will come to light ; murder cannot be hid long ; a man's son may , but , in the end , truth will out . + +Pray you , sir , stand up . I am sure you are not Launcelot , my boy . + +Pray you , let's have no more fooling about it , but give me your blessing : I am Launcelot , your boy that was , your son that is , your child that shall be . + +I cannot think you are my son . + +I know not what I shall think of that ; but I am Launcelot , the Jew's man , and I am sure Margery your wife is my mother . + +Her name is Margery , indeed : I'll be sworn , if thou be Launcelot , thou art mine own flesh and blood . Lord worshipped might he be ! what a beard hast thou got ! thou hast got more hair on thy chin than Dobbin my thill-horse has on his tail . + +It should seem then that Dobbin's tail grows backward : I am sure he had more hair on his tail than I have on my face , when I last saw him . + +Lord ! how art thou changed . How dost thou and thy master agree ? I have brought him a present . How 'gree you now ? + +Well , well : but , for mine own part , as I have set up my rest to run away , so I will not rest till I have run some ground . My master's a very Jew : give him a present ! give him a halter : I am farnished in his service ; you may tell every finger I have with my ribs . Father , I am glad you are come : give me your present to one Master Bassanio , who , indeed , gives rare new liveries . If I serve not him , I will run as far as God has any ground . O rare fortune ! here comes the man : to him , father ; for I am a Jew , if I serve the Jew any longer . + + +You may do so ; but let it be so hasted that supper be ready at the very furthest by five of the clock . See these letters delivered ; put the liveries to making ; and desire Gratiano to come anon to my lodging . + + +To him , father . + +God bless your worship ! + +Gramercy ! wouldst thou aught with me ? + +Here's my son , sir , a poor boy , + +Not a poor boy , sir , but the rich Jew's man ; that would , sir ,as my father shall specify , + +He hath a great infection , sir , as one would say , to serve + +Indeed , the short and the long is , I serve the Jew , and have a desire , as my father shall specify , + +His master and he , saving your worship's reverence , are scarce cater-cousins , + +To be brief , the very truth is that the Jew having done me wrong , doth cause me ,as my father , being , I hope , an old man , shall frutify unto you , + +I have here a dish of doves that I would bestow upon your worship , and my suit is , + +In very brief , the suit is impertinent to myself , as your worship shall know by this honest old man ; and , though I say it , though old man , yet poor man , my father . + +One speak for both . What would you ? + +Serve you , sir . + +That is the very defect of the matter , sir . + +I know thee well ; thou hast obtain'd thy suit : +Shylock thy master spoke with me this day , +And hath preferr'd thee , if it be preferment +To leave a rich Jew's service , to become +The follower of so poor a gentleman . + +The old proverb is very well parted between my master Shylock and you , sir : you have the grace of God , sir , and he hath enough . + +Thou speak'st it well . Go , father , with thy son . +Take leave of thy old master , and inquire +My lodging out . + +Give him a livery +More guarded than his fellows' : see it done . + +Father , in . I cannot get a service , no ; I have ne'er a tongue in my head . Well , + +if any man in Italy have a fairer table which doth offer to swear upon a book , I shall have good fortune . Go to ; here's a simple line of life : here's a small trifle of wives : alas ! fifteen wives is nothing : a 'leven widows and nine maids is a simple coming-in for one man ; and then to 'scape drowning thrice , and to be in peril of my life with the edge of a feather-bed ; here are simple 'scapes . Well , if Fortune be a woman , she's a good wench for this gear . Father , come ; I'll take my leave of the Jew in the twinkling of an eye . + + +I pray thee , good Leonardo , think on this : +These things being bought , and orderly bestow'd , +Return in haste , for I do feast to-night +My best-esteem'd acquaintance : hie thee , go . + +My best endeavours shall be done herein . + + +Where is your master ? + +Yonder , sir , he walks . + + +Signior Bassanio ! + +Gratiano ! + +I have a suit to you . + +You have obtain'd it . + +You must not deny me : I must go with you to Belmont . + +Why , then you must . But hear thee , Gratiano ; +Thou art too wild , too rude and bold of voice ; +Parts that become thee happily enough , +And in such eyes as ours appear not faults ; +But where thou art not known , why , there they show +Something too liberal . Pray thee , take pain +To allay with some cold drops of modesty +Thy skipping spirit , lest , through thy wild behaviour , +I be misconstru'd in the place I go to , +And lose my hopes . + +Signior Bassanio , hear me : +If I do not put on a sober habit , +Talk with respect , and swear but now and then , +Wear prayer-books in my pocket , look demurely , +Nay more , while grace is saying , hood mine eyes +Thus with my hat , and sigh , and say 'amen ;' +Use all the observance of civility , +Like one well studied in a sad ostent +To please his grandam , never trust me more . + +Well , we shall see your bearing . + +Nay , but I bar to-night ; you shall not gauge me +By what we do to-night . + +No , that were pity : +I would entreat you rather to put on +Your boldest suit of mirth , for we have friends +That purpose merriment . But fare you well : +I have some business . + +And I must to Lorenzo and the rest ; +But we will visit you at supper-time . + + +I am sorry thou wilt leave my father so : +Our house is hell , and thou , a merry devil , +Didst rob it of some taste of tediousness . +But fare thee well ; there is a ducat for thee : +And , Launcelot , soon at supper shalt thou see +Lorenzo , who is thy new master's guest : +Give him this letter ; do it secretly ; +And so farewell : I would not have my father +See me in talk with thee . + +Adieu ! tears exhibit my tongue . Most beautiful pagan , most sweet Jew ! If a Christian did not play the knave and get thee , I am much deceived . But , adieu ! these foolish drops do somewhat drown my manly spirit : adieu ! + +Farewell , good Launcelot . + +Alack , what heinous sin is it in me +To be asham'd to be my father's child ! +But though I am a daughter to his blood , +I am not to his manners . O Lorenzo ! +If thou keep promise , I shall end this strife , +Become a Christian , and thy loving wife . + + +Nay , we will slink away in supper-time , +Disguise us at my lodging , and return +All in an hour . + +We have not made good preparation . + +We have not spoke us yet of torch-bearers . + +'Tis vile , unless it may be quaintly order'd , +And better , in my mind , not undertook . + +'Tis now but four o'clock : we have two hours +To furnish us . + +Friend Launcelot , what's the news ? + +An it shall please you to break up this , it shall seem to signify . + +I know the hand : in faith , 'tis a fair hand ; +And whiter than the paper it writ on +Is the fair hand that writ . + +Love news , in faith . + +By your leave , sir . + +Whither goest thou ? + +Marry , sir , to bid my old master , the Jew , to sup to-night with my new master , the Christian . + +Hold here , take this : tell gentle Jessica +I will not fail her ; speak it privately . +Go , gentlemen , + +Will you prepare you for this masque to-night ? +I am provided of a torch-bearer . + +Ay , marry , I'll be gone about it straight . + +And so will I . + +Meet me and Gratiano +At Gratiano's lodging some hour hence . + +'Tis good we do so . + + +Was not that letter from fair Jessica ? + +I must needs tell thee all . She hath directed +How I shall take her from her father's house ; +What gold and jewels she is furnish'd with ; +What page's suit she hath in readiness . +If e'er the Jew her father come to heaven , +It will be for his gentle daughter's sake ; +And never dare misfortune cross her foot , +Unless she do it under this excuse , +That she is issue to a faithless Jew . +Come , go with me : peruse this as thou goest . +Fair Jessica shall be my torch-bearer . + + +Well , thou shalt see , thy eyes shall be thy judge , +The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio : +What , Jessical thou shalt not gormandize , +As thou hast done with me ;What , Jessical +And sleep and snore , and rend apparel out +Why , Jessica , I say ! + +Why , Jessica ! + +Who bids thee call ? I do not bid thee call . + +Your worship was wont to tell me that +I could do nothing without bidding . + + +Call you ? What is your will ? + +I am bid forth to supper , Jessica : +There are my keys . But wherefore should I go ? +I am not bid for love ; they flatter me : +But yet I'll go in hate , to feed upon +The prodigal Christian . Jessica , my girl , +Look to my house . I am right loath to go : +There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest , +For I did dream of money-bags to-night . + +I beseech you , sir , go : my young master doth expect your reproach . + +So do I his . + +And they have conspired together : I will not say you shall see a masque ; but if you do , then it was not for nothing that my nose fell a-bleeding on Black-Monday last , at six o'clock i' the morning , falling out that year on Ash-Wednesday was four year in the afternoon . + +What ! are there masques ? Hear you me , Jessica : +Lock up my doors ; and when you hear the drum , +And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife , +Clamber not you up to the casements then , +Nor thrust your head into the public street +To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces , +But stop my house's ears , I mean my casements ; +Let not the sound of shallow foppery enter +My sober house . By Jacob's staff I swear +I have no mind of feasting forth to-night ; +But I will go . Go you before me , sirrah ; +Say I will come . + +I will go before , air . Mistress , look out at window , for all this ; + +There will come a Christian by , +Will be worth a Jewess' eye . + +What says that fool of Hagar's offspring , ha ? + +His words were , 'Farewell , mistress ;' nothing else . + +The patch is kind enough , but a huge feeder ; +Snail-slow in profit , and he sleeps by day +More than the wild cat : drones hive not with me ; +Therefore I part with him , and part with him +To one that I would have him help to waste +His borrow'd purse . Well , Jessica , go in : +Perhaps I will return immediately : +Do as I bid you ; shut doors after you : +'Fast bind , fast find ,' +A proverb never stale in thrifty mind . + + +Farewell ; and if my fortune be not crost , +I have a father , you a daughter , lost . + + +This is the penthouse under which Lorenzo +Desir'd us to make stand . + +His hour is almost past . + +And it is marvel he out-dwells his hour , +For lovers ever run before the clock . + +O ! ten times faster Venus' pigeons fly +To seal love's bonds new-made , than they are wont +To keep obliged faith unforfeited ! + +That ever holds : who riseth from a feast +With that keen appetite that he sits down ? +Where is the horse that doth untread again +His tedious measures with the unbated fire +That he did pace them first ? All things that are , +Are with more spirit chased than enjoy'd . +How like a younker or a prodigal +The scarfed bark puts from her native bay , +Hugg'd and embraced by the strumpet wind ! +How like the prodigal doth she return , +With over-weather'd ribs and ragged sails , +Lean , rent , and beggar'd by the strumpet wind ! + +Here comes Lorenzo : more of this hereafter . + + +Sweet friends , your patience for my long abode ; +Not I , but my affairs , have made you wait : +When you shall please to play the thieves for wives , +I'll watch as long for you then . Approach ; +Here dwells my father Jew . Ho ! who's within ? + + +Who are you ? Tell me , for more certainty , +Albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue . + +Lorenzo , and thy love . + +Lorenzo , certain ; and my love indeed , +For whom love I so much ? And now who knows +But you , Lorenzo , whether I am yours ? + +Heaven and thy thoughts are witness that thou art . + +Here , catch this casket ; it is worth the pains . +I am glad 'tis night , you do not look on me , +For I am much asham'd of my exchange ; +But love is blind , and lovers cannot see +The pretty follies that themselves commit ; +For if they could , Cupid himself would blush +To see me thus transformed to a boy . + +Descend , for you must be my torch-bearer . + +What ! must I hold a candle to my shames ? +They in themselves , good sooth , are too-too light . +Why , 'tis an office of discovery , love , +And I should be obscur'd . + +So are you , sweet , +Even in the lovely garnish of a boy . +But come at once ; +For the close night doth play the runaway , +And we are stay'd for at Bassanio's feast . + +I will make fast the doors , and gild myself +With some more ducats , and be with you straight . + + +Now , by my hood , a Gentile , and no Jew . + +Beshrew me , but I love her heartily ; +For she is wise , if I can judge of her , +And fair she is , if that mine eyes be true , +And true she is , as she hath prov'd herself ; +And therefore , like herself , wise , fair , and true , +Shall she be placed in my constant soul . + + +What , art thou come ? On , gentlemen ; away ! +Our masquing mates by this time for us stay . + + +Who's there ? + +Signior Antonio ! + +Fie , fie , Gratiano ! where are all the rest ? +'Tis nine o'clock ; our friends all stay for you . +No masque to-night : the wind is come about ; +Bassanio presently will go aboard : +I have sent twenty out to seek for you . + +I am glad on't : I desire no more delight +Than to be under sail and gone to-night . + + +Go , draw aside the curtains , and discover +The several caskets to this noble prince . +Now make your choice . + +The first , of gold , which this inscription bears : +Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire . +The second , silver , which this promise carries : +Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves . +This third , dull lead , with warning all as blunt : +Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath . +How shall I know if I do choose the right ? + +The one of them contains my picture , prince : +If you choose that , then I am yours withal . + +Some god direct my judgment ! Let me see : +I will survey the inscriptions back again : +What says this leaden casket ? +Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath . +Must give : For what ? for lead ? hazard for lead ? +This casket threatens . Men that hazard all +Do it in hope of fair advantages : +A golden mind stoops not to shows of dross ; +I'll then nor give nor hazard aught for lead . +What says the silver with her virgin hue ? +Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves . +As much as he deserves ! Pause there , Morocco , +And weigh thy value with an even hand . +If thou be'st rated by thy estimation , +Thou dost deserve enough ; and yet enough +May not extend so far as to the lady : +And yet to be afeard of my deserving +Were but a weak disabling of myself . +As much as I deserve ! Why , that's the lady : +I do in birth deserve her , and in fortunes , +In graces , and in qualities of breeding ; +But more than these , in love I do deserve . +What if I stray'd no further , but chose here ? +Let's see once more this saying grav'd in gold : +Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire . +Why , that's the lady : all the world desires her ; +From the four corners of the earth they come , +To kiss this shrine , this mortal-breathing saint : +The Hyrcanian deserts and the vasty wilds +Of wide Arabia are as throughfares now +For princes to come view fair Portia : +The watery kingdom , whose ambitious head +Spits in the face of heaven , is no bar +To stop the foreign spirits , but they come , +As o'er a brook , to see fair Portia . +One of these three contains her heavenly picture . +Is't like that lead contains her ? 'Twere damnation +To think so base a thought : it were too gross +To rib her cerecloth in the obscure grave . +Or shall I think in silver she's immur'd , +Being ten times undervalu'd to tried gold ? +O sinful thought ! Never so rich a gem +Was set in worse than gold . They have in England +A coin that bears the figure of an angel +Stamped in gold , but that's insculp'd upon ; +But here an angel in a golden bed +Lies all within . Deliver me the key : +Here do I choose , and thrive I as I may ! + +There , take it , prince ; and if my form lie there , +Then I am yours . + + +O hell ! what have we here ? +A carrion Death , within whose empty eye +There is a written scroll . I'll read the writing . + +All that glisters is not gold ; +Often have you heard that told : +Many a man his life hath sold +But my outside to behold : +Gilded tombs do worms infold . +Had you been as wise as bold , +Young in limbs , in judgment old , +Your answer had not been inscroll'd : +Fare you well ; your suit is cold . + +Cold , indeed ; and labour lost : +Then , farewell , heat , and welcome , frost ! +Portia , adieu . I have too griev'd a heart +To take a tedious leave : thus losers part . + + +A gentle riddance . Draw the curtains : go . +Let all of his complexion choose me so . + + +Why , man , I saw Bassanio under sail : +With him is Gratiano gone along ; +And in their ship I'm sure Lorenzo is not . + +The villain Jew with outcries rais'd the duke , +Who went with him to search Bassanio's ship . + +He came too late , the ship was under sail : +But there the duke was given to understand +That in a gondola were seen together +Lorenzo and his amorous Jessica . +Besides , Antonio certified the duke +They were not with Bassanio in his ship . + +I never heard a passion so confus'd , +So strange , outrageous , and so variable , +As the dog Jew did utter in the streets : +'My daughter ! O my ducats ! O my daughter ! +Fled with a Christian ! O my Christian ducats ! +Justice ! the law ! my ducats , and my daughter ! +A sealed bag , two sealed bags of ducats , +Of double ducats , stol'n from me by my daughter ! +And jewels ! two stones , two rich and precious stones , +Stol'n by my daughter ! Justice ! find the girl ! +She hath the stones upon her , and the ducats .' + +Why , all the boys in Venice follow him , +Crying , his stones , his daughter , and his ducats . + +Let good Antonio look he keep his day , +Or he shall pay for this . + +Marry , well remember'd . +I reason'd with a Frenchman yesterday , +Who told me ,in the narrow seas that part +The French and English ,there miscarried +A vessel of our country richly fraught . +I thought upon Antonio when he told me , +And wish'd in silence that it were not his . + +You were best to tell Antonio what you hear ; +Yet do not suddenly , for it may grieve him . + +A kinder gentleman treads not the earth . +I saw Bassanio and Antonio part : +Bassanio told him he would make some speed +Of his return : he answer'd 'Do not so ; +Slubber not business for my sake , Bassanio , +But stay the very riping of the time ; +And for the Jew's bond which he hath of me , +Let it not enter in your mind of love : +Be merry , and employ your chiefest thoughts +To courtship and such fair ostents of love +As shall conveniently become you there :' +And even there , his eye being big with tears , +Turning his face , he put his hand behind him , +And with affection wondrous sensible +He wrung Bassanio's hand ; and so they parted . + +I think he only loves the world for him . +I pray thee , let us go and find him out , +And quicken his embraced heaviness +With some delight or other . + +Do we so . + + +Quick , quick , I pray thee ; draw the curtain straight : +The Prince of Arragon hath ta'en his oath , +And comes to his election presently . + + +Behold , there stands the caskets , noble prince : +If you choose that wherein I am contain'd , +Straight shall our nuptial rites be solemniz'd ; +But if you fail , without more speech , my lord , +You must be gone from hence immediately . + +I am enjoin'd by oath to observe three things : +First , never to unfold to any one +Which casket 'twas I chose ; next , if I fail +Of the right casket , never in my life +To woo a maid in way of marriage ; +Lastly , +If I do fail in fortune of my choice , +Immediately to leave you and be gone . + +To these injunctions every one doth swear +That comes to hazard for my worthless self . + +And so have I address'd me . Fortune now +To my heart's hope ! Gold , silver , and base lead . +Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath : +You shall look fairer , ere I give or hazard . +What says the golden chest ? ha ! let me see : +Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire . +What many men desire ! that 'many' may be meant +By the fool multitude , that choose by show , +Not learning more than the fond eye doth teach ; +Which pries not to the interior , but , like the martlet , +Builds in the weather on the outward wall , +Even in the force and road of casualty . +I will not choose what many men desire , +Because I will not jump with common spirits +And rank me with the barbarous multitude . +Why , then to thee , thou silver treasure-house ; +Tell me once more what title thou dost bear : +Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves . +And well said too ; for who shall go about +To cozen fortune and be honourable +Without the stamp of merit ? Let none presume +To wear an undeserved dignity . +O ! that estates , degrees , and offices +Were not deriv'd corruptly , and that clear honour +Were purchas'd by the merit of the wearer . +How many then should cover that stand bare ; +How many be commanded that command ; +How much low peasantry would then be glean'd +From the true seed of honour ; and how much honour +Pick'd from the chaff and ruin of the times +To be new varnish'd ! Well , but to my choice : +Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves . +I will assume desert . Give me a key for this , +And instantly unlock my fortunes here . + + +Too long a pause for that which you find there . + +What's here ? the portrait of a blinking idiot , +Presenting me a schedule ! I will read it . +How much unlike art thou to Portia ! +How much unlike my hopes and my deservings ! +Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves . +Did I deserve no more than a fool's head ? +Is that my prize ? are my deserts no better ? + +To offend , and judge , are distinct offices , +And of opposed natures . + +What is here ? + +The fire seven times tried this : +Seven times tried that judgment is +That did never choose amiss . +Some there be that shadows kiss ; +Such have but a shadow's bliss : +There be fools alive , I wis , +Silver'd o'er ; and so was this . +Take what wife you will to bed , +I will ever be your head : +So be gone , sir : you are sped . + + +Still more fool I shall appear +By the time I linger here : +With one fool's head I came to woo , +But I go away with two . +Sweet , adieu . I'll keep my oath , +Patiently to bear my wroth . + +Thus hath the candle sing'd the moth . +O , these deliberate fools ! when they do choose , +They have the wisdom by their wit to lose . + +The ancient saying is no heresy : +'Hanging and wiving goes by destiny .' + +Come , draw the curtain , Nerissa . + + +Where is my lady ? + +Here ; what would my lord ? + +Madam , there is alighted at your gate +A young Venetian , one that comes before +To signify the approaching of his lord ; +From whom he bringeth sensible regreets , +To wit , besides commends and courteous breath , +Gifts of rich value . Yet I have not seen +So likely an embassador of love . +A day in April never came so sweet , +To show how costly summer was at hand , +As this fore-spurrer comes before his lord . + +No more , I pray thee : I am half afeard +Thou wilt say anon he is some kin to thee , +Thou spend'st such high-day wit in praising him . +Come , come , Nerissa ; for I long to see +Quick Cupid's post that comes so mannerly . + +Bassanio , lord Love , if thy will it be ! + +Now , what news on the Rialto ? + +Why , yet it lives there unchecked that Antonio hath a ship of rich lading wracked on the narrow seas ; the Goodwins , I think they call the place ; a very dangerous flat , and fatal , where the carcasses of many a tall ship lie buried , as they say , if my gossip Report be an honest woman of her word . + +I would she were as lying a gossip in that as ever knapped ginger , or made her neighbours believe she wept for the death of a third husband . But it is true ,without any slips of prolixity or crossing the plain highway of talk ,that the good Antonio , the honest Antonio ,O , that I had a title good enough to keep his name company ! + +Come , the full stop . + +Ha ! what sayst thou ? Why , the end is , he hath lost a ship . + +I would it might prove the end of his losses . + +Let me say 'amen' betimes , lest the devil cross my prayer , for here he comes in the likeness of a Jew . + +How now , Shylock ! what news among the merchants ? + +You knew , none so well , none so well as you , of my daughter's flight . + +That's certain : I , for my part , knew the tailor that made the wings she flew withal . + +And Shylock , for his own part , knew the bird was fledged ; and then it is the complexion of them all to leave the dam . + +She is damned for it . + +That's certain , if the devil may be her judge . + +My own flesh and blood to rebel ! + +Out upon it , old carrion ! rebels it at these years ? + +I say my daughter is my flesh and blood . + +There is more difference between thy flesh and hers than between jet and ivory ; more between your bloods than there is between red wine and Rhenish . But tell us , do you hear whether Antonio have had any loss at sea or no ? + +There I have another bad match : a bankrupt , a prodigal , who dare scarce show his head on the Rialto ; a beggar , that used to come so smug upon the mart ; let him look to his bond : he was wont to call me usurer ; let him look to his bond : he was wont to lend money for a Christian courtesy ; let him look to his bond . + +Why , I am sure , if he forfeit thou wilt not take his flesh : what's that good for ? + +To bait fish withal : if it will feed nothing else , it will feed my revenge . He hath disgraced me , and hindered me half a million , laughed at my losses , mocked at my gains , scorned my nation , thwarted my bargains , cooled my friends , heated mine enemies ; and what's his reason ? I am a Jew . Hath not a Jew eyes ? hath not a Jew hands , organs , dimensions , senses , affections , passions ? fed with the same food , hurt with the same weapons , subject to the same diseases , healed by the same means , warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer , as a Christian is ? If you prick us , do we not bleed ? if you tickle us , do we not laugh ? if you poison us , do we not die ? and if you wrong us , shall we not revenge ? If we are like you in the rest , we will resemble you in that . If a Jew wrong a Christian , what is his humility ? Revenge . If a Christian wrong a Jew , what should his sufferance be by Christian example ? Why , revenge . The villany you teach me I will execute , and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction . + + +Gentlemen , my master Antonio is at his house , and desires to speak with you both . + +We have been up and down to seek him . + + +Here comes another of the tribe : a third cannot be matched , unless the devil himself turn Jew . + + +How now , Tubal ! what news from Genoa ? Hast thou found my daughter ? + +I often came where I did hear of her , but cannot find her . + +Why there , there , there ! a diamond gone , cost me two thousand ducats in Frankfort ! The curse never fell upon our nation till now ; I never felt it till now : two thousand ducats in that ; and other precious , precious jewels . I would my daughter were dead at my foot , and the jewels in her ear ! would she were hearsed at my foot , and the ducats in her coffin ! No news of them ? Why , so : and I know not what's spent in the search : Why thou loss upon loss ! the thief gone with so much , and so much to find the thief ; and no satisfaction , no revenge : nor no ill luck stirring but what lights on my shoulders ; no sighs but of my breathing ; no tears but of my shedding . + +Yes , other men have ill luck too . Antonio , as I heard in Genoa , + +What , what , what ? ill luck , ill luck ? + +hath an argosy cast away , coming from Tripolis . + +I thank God ! I thank God ! Is it true ? is it true ? + +I spoke with some of the sailors that escaped the wrack . + +I thank thee , good Tubal . Good news , good news ! ha , ha ! Where ? in Genoa ? + +Your daughter spent in Genoa , as I heard , one night , fourscore ducats . + +Thou stick'st a dagger in me : I shall never see my gold again : fourscore ducats at a sitting ! fourscore ducats ! + +There came divers of Antonio's creditors in my company to Venice , that swear he cannot choose but break . + +I am very glad of it : I'll plague him ; I'll torture him : I am glad of it . + +One of them showed me a ring that he had of your daughter for a monkey . + +Out upon her ! Thou torturest me , Tubal : it was my turquoise ; I had it of Leah when I was a bachelor : I would not have given it for a wilderness of monkeys . + +But Antonio is certainly undone . + +Nay , that's true , that's very true . Go , Tubal , fee me an officer ; bespeak him a fortnight before . I will have the heart of him , if he forfeit ; for , were he out of Venice , I can make what merchandise I will . Go , go , Tubal , and meet me at our synagogue ; go , good Tubal ; at our synagogue , Tubal . + + +I pray you , tarry : pause a day or two +Before you hazard ; for , in choosing wrong . +I lose your company : therefore , forbear awhile . +There's something tells me , but it is not love , +I would not lose you ; and you know yourself , +Hate counsels not in such a quality . +But lest you should not understand me well , +And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought , +I would detain you here some month or two +Before you venture for me . I could teach you +How to choose right , but then I am forsworn ; +So will I never be : so may you miss me ; +But if you do , you'll make me wish a sin , +That I had been forsworn . Beshrew your eyes , +They have o'erlook'd me and divided me : +One half of me is yours , the other half yours , +Mine own , I would say ; but if mine , then yours , +And so all yours . O ! these naughty times +Put bars between the owners and their rights ; +And so , though yours , not yours . Prove it so , +Let fortune go to hell for it , not I . +I speak too long ; but 'tis to peise the time , +To eke it and to draw it out in length , +To stay you from election . + +Let me choose ; +For as I am , I live upon the rack . + +Upon the rack , Bassanio ! then confess +What treason there is mingled with your love . + +None but that ugly treason of mistrust , +Which makes me fear th' enjoying of my love : +There may as well be amity and life +'Tween snow and fire , as treason and my love . + +Ay , but I fear you speak upon the rack , +Where men enforced do speak anything . + +Promise me life , and I'll confess the truth . + +Well then , confess , and live . + +'Confess' and 'love' +Had been the very sum of my confession : +O happy torment , when my torturer +Doth teach me answers for deliverance ! +But let me to my fortune and the caskets . + +Away then ! I am lock'd in one of them : +If you do love me , you will find me out . +Nerissa and the rest , stand all aloof . +Let music sound while he doth make his choice ; +Then , if he lose , he makes a swan-like end , +Fading in music : that the comparison +May stand more proper , my eye shall be the stream +And watery death-bed for him . He may win ; +And what is music then ? then music is +Even as the flourish when true subjects bow +To a new-crowned monarch : such it is +As are those dulcet sounds in break of day +That creep into the dreaming bridegroom's ear , +And summon him to marriage . Now he goes , +With no less presence , but with much more love , +Than young Alcides , when he did redeem +The virgin tribute paid by howling Troy +To the sea-monster : I stand for sacrifice ; +The rest aloof are the Dardanian wives , +With bleared visages , come forth to view +The issue of the exploit . Go , Hercules ! +Live thou , I live : with much , much more dismay +I view the fight than thou that mak'st the fray . + + +Tell me where is fancy bred , +Or in the heart or in the head ? +How begot , how nourished ? +Reply , reply . +It is engender'd in the eyes , +With gazing fed ; and fancy dies +In the cradle where it lies +Let us all ring fancy's knell ; +I'll begin it ,Ding , dong , bell . + + +Ding , dong , bell . + +So may the outward shows be least themselves : +The world is still deceiv'd with ornament . +In law , what plea so tainted and corrupt +But , being season'd with a gracious voice , +Obscures the show of evil ? In religion , +What damned error , but some sober brow +Will bless it and approve it with a text , +Hiding the grossness with fair ornament ? +There is no vice so simple but assumes +Some mark of virtue on his outward parts . +How many cowards , whose hearts are all as false +As stairs of sand , wear yet upon their chins +The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars , +Who , inward search'd , have livers white as milk ; +And these assume but valour's excrement +To render them redoubted ! Look on beauty , +And you shall see 'tis purchas'd by the weight ; +Which therein works a miracle in nature , +Making them lightest that wear most of it : +So are those crisped snaky golden locks +Which make such wanton gambols with the wind , +Upon supposed fairness , often known +To be the dowry of a second head , +The skull that bred them , in the sepulchre . +Thus ornament is but the guiled shore +To a most dangerous sea ; the beauteous scarf +Veiling an Indian beauty ; in a word , +The seeming truth which cunning times put on +To entrap the wisest . Therefore , thou gaudy gold , +Hard food for Midas , I will none of thee ; +Nor none of thee , thou pale and common drudge +'Tween man and man : but thou , thou meagre lead , +Which rather threat'nest than dost promise aught , +Thy plainness moves me more than eloquence , +And here choose I : joy be the consequence ! + +How all the other passions fleet to air , +As doubtful thoughts , and rash-embrac'd despair , +And shuddering fear , and green-ey'd jealousy . +O love ! be moderate ; allay thy ecstasy ; +In measure rain thy joy ; scant this excess ; +I feel too much thy blessing ; make it less , +For fear I surfeit ! + +What find I here ? + +Fair Portia's counterfeit ! What demi-god +Hath come so near creation ? Move these eyes ? +Or whether , riding on the balls of mine , +Seem they in motion ? Here are sever'd lips , +Parted with sugar breath ; so sweet a bar +Should sunder such sweet friends . Here , in her hairs +The painter plays the spider , and hath woven +A golden mesh to entrap the hearts of men +Faster than gnats in cobwebs : but her eyes ! +How could he see to do them ? having made one , +Methinks it should have power to steal both his +And leave itself unfurnish'd : yet look , how far +The substance of my praise doth wrong this shadow +In underprizing it , so far this shadow +Doth limp behind the substance . Here's the scroll , +The continent and summary of my fortune . + +You that choose not by the view , +Chance as fair and choose as true ! +Since this fortune falls to you , +Be content and seek no new . +If you be well pleas'd with this +And hold your fortune for your bliss , +Turn you where your lady is +And claim her with a loving kiss . + +A gentle scroll . Fair lady , by your leave ; + +I come by note , to give and to receive . +Like one of two contending in a prize , +That thinks he hath done well in people's eyes , +Hearing applause and universal shout , +Giddy in spirit , still gazing in a doubt +Whether those peals of praise be his or no ; +So , thrice-fair lady , stand I , even so , +As doubtful whether what I see be true , +Until confirm'd , sign'd , ratified by you . + +You see me , Lord Bassanio , where I stand , +Such as I am : though for myself alone +I would not be ambitious in my wish , +To wish myself much better ; yet , for you +I would be trebled twenty times myself ; +A thousand times more fair , ten thousand times +More rich ; +That only to stand high in your account , +I might in virtues , beauties , livings , friends , +Exceed account : but the full sum of me +Is sum of nothing ; which , to term in gross , +Is an unlesson'd girl , unschool'd , unpractis'd ; +Happy in this , she is not yet so old +But she may learn ; happier than this , +She is not bred so dull but she can learn ; +Happiest of all is that her gentle spirit +Commits itself to yours to be directed , +As from her lord , her governor , her king . +Myself and what is mine to you and yours +Is now converted : but now I was the lord +Of this fair mansion , master of my servants , +Queen o'er myself ; and even now , but now , +This house , these servants , and this same myself +Are yours , my lord . I give them with this ring ; +Which when you part from , lose , or give away , +Let it presage the ruin of your love , +And be my vantage to exclaim on you . + +Madam , you have bereft me of all words , +Only my blood speaks to you in my veins ; +And there is such confusion in my powers , +As , after some oration fairly spoke +By a beloved prince , there doth appear +Among the buzzing pleased multitude ; +Where every something , being blent together , +Turns to a wild of nothing , save of joy , +Express'd and not express'd . But when this ring +Parts from this finger , then parts life from hence : +O ! then be bold to say Bassanio's dead . + +My lord and lady , it is now our time , +That have stood by and seen our wishes prosper , +To cry , good joy . Good joy , my lord and lady ! + +My Lord Bassanio and my gentle lady , +I wish you all the joy that you can wish ; +For I am sure you can wish none from me : +And when your honours mean to solemnize +The bargain of your faith , I do beseech you , +Even at that time I may be married too . + +With all my heart , so thou canst get a wife . + +I thank your lordship , you have got me one . +My eyes , my lord , can look as swift as yours : +You saw the mistress , I beheld the maid ; +You lov'd , I lov'd for intermission . +No more pertains to me , my lord , than you . +Your fortune stood upon the caskets there , +And so did mine too , as the matter falls ; +For wooing here until I sweat again , +And swearing till my very roof was dry +With oaths of love , at last , if promise last , +I got a promise of this fair one here +To have her love , provided that your fortune +Achiev'd her mistress . + +Is this true , Nerissa ? + +Madam , it is , so you stand pleas'd withal . + +And do you , Gratiano , mean good faith ? + +Yes , faith , my lord . + +Our feast shall be much honour'd in your marriage . + +We'll play with them the first boy for a thousand ducats . + +What ! and stake down ? + +No ; we shall ne'er win at that sport , and stake down . +But who comes here ? Lorenzo and his infidel ? +What ! and my old Venetian friend , Salanio ? + + +Lorenzo , and Salanio , welcome hither , +If that the youth of my new interest here +Have power to bid you welcome . By your leave , +I bid my very friends and countrymen , +Sweet Portia , welcome . + +So do I , my lord : +They are entirely welcome . + +I thank your honour . For my part , my lord , +My purpose was not to have seen you here ; +But meeting with Salanio by the way , +He did entreat me , past all saying nay , +To come with him along . + +I did , my lord , +And I have reason for it . Signior Antonio +Commends him to you . + + +Ere I ope his letter , +I pray you , tell me how my good friend doth . + +Not sick , my lord , unless it be in mind ; +Nor well , unless in mind : his letter there +Will show you his estate . + +Nerissa , cheer yon stranger ; bid her welcome . +Your hand , Salanio . What's the news from Venice ? +How doth that royal merchant , good Antonio ? +I know he will be glad of our success ; +We are the Jasons , we have won the fleece . + +I would you had won the fleece that he hath lost . + +There are some shrewd contents in yon same paper , +That steal the colour from Bassanio's cheek : +Some dear friend dead , else nothing in the world +Could turn so much the constitution +Of any constant man . What , worse and worse ! +With leave , Bassanio ; I am half yourself , +And I must freely have the half of anything +That this same paper brings you . + +O sweet Portia ! +Here are a few of the unpleasant'st words +That ever blotted paper . Gentle lady , +When I did first impart my love to you , +I freely told you all the wealth I had +Ran in my veins , I was a gentleman : +And then I told you true ; and yet , dear lady , +Rating myself at nothing , you shall see +How much I was a braggart . When I told you +My state was nothing , I should then have told you +That I was worse than nothing ; for , indeed , +I have engag'd myself to a dear friend , +Engag'd my friend to his mere enemy , +To feed my means . Here is a letter , lady ; +The paper as the body of my friend , +And every word in it a gaping wound , +Issuing life-blood . But is it true , Salanio ? +Hath all his ventures fail'd ? What , not one hit ? +From Tripolis , from Mexico , and England , +From Lisbon , Barbary , and India ? +And not one vessel 'scape the dreadful touch +Of merchant-marring rocks ? + +Not one , my lord . +Besides , it should appear , that if he had +The present money to discharge the Jew , +He would not take it . Never did I know +A creature , that did bear the shape of man , +So keen and greedy to confound a man . +He plies the duke at morning and at night , +And doth impeach the freedom of the state , +If they deny him justice : twenty merchants , +The duke himself , and the magnificoes +Of greatest port , have all persuaded with him ; +But none can drive him from the envious plea +Of forfeiture , of justice , and his bond . + +When I was with him , I have heard him swear +To Tubal and to Chus , his countrymen , +That he would rather have Antonio's flesh +Than twenty times the value of the sum +That he did owe him ; and I know , my lord , +If law , authority , and power deny not , +It will go hard with poor Antonio . + +Is it your dear friend that is thus in trouble ? + +The dearest friend to me , the kindest man , +The best-condition'd and unwearied spirit +In doing courtesies , and one in whom +The ancient Roman honour more appears +Than any that draws breath in Italy . + +What sum owes he the Jew ? + +For me , three thousand ducats . + +What , no more ? +Pay him six thousand , and deface the bond ; +Double six thousand , and then treble that , +Before a friend of this description +Shall lose a hair thorough Bassanio's fault . +First go with me to church and call me wife , +And then away to Venice to your friend ; +For never shall you lie by Portia's side +With an unquiet soul . You shall have gold +To pay the petty debt twenty times over : +When it is paid , bring your true friend along . +My maid Nerissa and myself meantime , +Will live as maids and widows . Come , away ! +For you shall hence upon your wedding-day . +Bid your friends welcome , show a merry cheer ; +Since you are dear bought , I will love you dear . +But let me hear the letter of your friend . + +Sweet Bassanio , my ships have all miscarried , my creditors grow cruel , my estate is very low , my bond to the Jew is forfeit ; and since , in paying it , it is impossible I should live , all debts are cleared between you and I , if I might but see you at my death . Notwithstanding , use your pleasure : if your love do not persuade you to come , let not my letter . + +O love , dispatch all business , and be gone ! + +Since I have your good leave to go away , +I will make haste ; but , till I come again , +No bed shall e'er be guilty of my stay , +Nor rest be interposer 'twixt us twain . + + +Gaoler , look to him : tell not me of mercy ; +This is the fool that lent out money gratis : +Gaoler , look to him . + +Hear me yet , good Shylock . + +I'll have my bond ; speak not against my bond : +I have sworn an oath that I will have my bond . +Thou call'dst me dog before thou hadst a cause , +But , since I am a dog , beware my fangs : +The duke shall grant me justice . I do wonder , +Thou naughty gaoler , that thou art so fond +To come abroad with him at his request . + +I pray thee , hear me speak . + +I'll have my bond ; I will not hear thee speak : +I'll have my bond , and therefore speak no more . +I'll not be made a soft and dull-eyed fool , +To shake the head , relent , and sigh , and yield +To Christian intercessors . Follow not ; +I'll have no speaking ; I will have my bond . + + +It is the most impenetrable cur +That ever kept with men . + +Let him alone : +I'll follow him no more with bootless prayers . +He seeks my life ; his reason well I know . +I oft deliver'd from his forfeitures +Many that have at times made moan to me ; +Therefore he hates me . + +I am sure the duke +Will never grant this forfeiture to hold . + +The duke cannot deny the course of law : +For the commodity that strangers have +With us in Venice , if it be denied , +'Twill much impeach the justice of the state ; +Since that the trade and profit of the city +Consisteth of all nations . Therefore , go : +These griefs and losses have so bated me , +That I shall hardly spare a pound of flesh +To-morrow to my bloody creditor . +Well , gaoler , on . Pray God , Bassanio come +To see me pay his debt , and then I care not ! + + +Madam , although I speak it in your presence , +You have a noble and a true conceit +Of god-like amity ; which appears most strongly +In bearing thus the absence of your lord . +But if you knew to whom you show this honour , +How true a gentleman you send relief , +How dear a lover of my lord your husband , +I know you would be prouder of the work +Than customary bounty can enforce you . + +I never did repent for doing good , +Nor shall not now : for in companions +That do converse and waste the time together , +Whose souls do bear an equal yoke of love , +There must be needs a like proportion +Of lineaments , of manners , and of spirit ; +Which makes me think that this Antonio , +Being the bosom lover of my lord , +Must needs be like my lord . If it be so , +How little is the cost I have bestow'd +In purchasing the semblance of my soul +From out the state of hellish cruelty ! +This comes too near the praising of myself ; +Therefore , no more of it : hear other things . +Lorenzo , I commit into your hands +The husbandry and manage of my house +Until my lord's return : for mine own part , +I have toward heaven breath'd a secret vow +To live in prayer and contemplation , +Only attended by Nerissa here , +Until her husband and my lord's return . +There is a monastery two miles off , +And there will we abide . I do desire you +Not to deny this imposition , +The which my love and some necessity +Now lays upon you . + +Madam , with all my heart : +I shall obey you in all fair commands . + +My people do already know my mind , +And will acknowledge you and Jessica +In place of Lord Bassanio and myself . +So fare you well till we shall meet again . + +Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you ! + +I wish your ladyship all heart's content . + +I thank you for your wish , and am well pleas'd +To wish it back on you : fare you well , Jessica . + +Now , Balthazar , +As I have ever found thee honest-true , +So let me find thee still . Take this same letter , +And use thou all the endeavour of a man +In speed to Padua : see thou render this +Into my cousin's hand , Doctor Bellario ; +And , look , what notes and garments he doth give thee , +Bring them , I pray thee , with imagin'd speed +Unto the traject , to the common ferry +Which trades to Venice . Waste no time in words , +But get thee gone : I shall be there before thee . + +Madam , I go with all convenient speed . + + +Come on , Nerissa : I have work in hand +That you yet know not of : we'll see our husbands +Before they think of us . + +Shall they see us ? + +They shall , Nerissa ; but in such a habit +That they shall think we are accomplished +With that we lack . I'll hold thee any wager , +When we are both accoutred like young men , +I'll prove the prettier fellow of the two , +And wear my dagger with the braver grace , +And speak between the change of man and boy +With a reed voice , and turn two mincing steps +Into a manly stride , and speak of frays +Like a fine bragging youth , and tell quaint lies , +How honourable ladies sought my love , +Which I denying , they fell sick and died : +I could not do withal ; then I'll repent , +And wish , for all that , that I had not kill'd them : +And twenty of these puny lies I'll tell , +That men shall swear I have discontinu'd school +Above a twelvemonth . I have within my mind +A thousand raw tricks of these bragging Jacks , +Which I will practise . + +Why , shall we turn to men ? + +Fie , what a question's that , +If thou wert near a lewd interpreter ! +But come : I'll tell thee all my whole device +When I am in my coach , which stays for us +At the park gate ; and therefore haste away , +For we must measure twenty miles to-day . + + +Yes , truly ; for , look you , the sins of the father are to be laid upon the children ; therefore , I promise you , I fear you . I was always plain with you , and so now I speak my agitation of the matter : therefore be of good cheer ; for , truly , I think you are damned . There is but one hope in it that can do you any good , and that is but a kind of bastard hope neither . + +And what hope is that , I pray thee ? + +Marry , you may partly hope that your father got you not , that you are not the Jew's daughter . + +That were a kind of bastard hope , indeed : so the sins of my mother should be visited upon me . + +Truly then I fear you are damned both by father and mother : thus when I shun Scylla , your father , I fall into Charybdis , your mother : well , you are gone both ways . + +I shall be saved by my husband ; he hath made me a Christian . + +Truly the more to blame he : we were Christians enow before ; e'en as many as could well live one by another . This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs : if we grow all to be pork-eaters , we shall not shortly have a rasher on the coals for money . + +I'll tell my husband , Launcelot , what you say : here he comes . + + +I shall grow jealous of you shortly , Launcelot , if you thus get my wife into corners . + +Nay , you need not fear us , Lorenzo : Launcelot and I are out . He tells me flatly , there is no mercy for me in heaven , because I am a Jew's daughter : and he says you are no good member of the commonwealth , for , in converting Jews to Christians , you raise the price of pork . + +I shall answer that better to the commonwealth than you can the getting up of the negro's belly : the Moor is with child by you , Launcelot . + +It is much that the Moor should be more than reason ; but if she be less than an honest woman , she is indeed more than I took her for . + +How every fool can play upon the word ! I think the best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence , and discourse grow commendable in none only but parrots . Go in , sirrah : bid them prepare for dinner . + +That is done , sir ; they have all stomachs . + +Goodly Lord , what a wit-snapper are you ! then bid them prepare dinner . + +That is done too , sir ; only , 'cover' is the word . + +Will you cover , then , sir ? + +Not so , sir , neither ; I know my duty . + +Yet more quarrelling with occasion ! Wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant ? I pray thee , understand a plain man in his plain meaning : go to thy fellows ; bid them cover the table , serve in the meat , and we will come in to dinner . + +For the table , sir , it shall be served in ; for the meat , sir , it shall be covered ; for your coming in to dinner , sir , why , let it be as humours and conceits shall govern . + + +O dear discretion , how his words are suited ! +The fool hath planted in his memory +An army of good words : and I do know +A many fools , that stand in better place , +Garnish'd like him , that for a tricksy word +Defy the matter . How cheer'st thou , Jessica ? +And now , good sweet , say thy opinion ; +How dost thou like the Lord Bassanio's wife ? + +Past all expressing . It is very meet , +The Lord Bassanio live an upright life , +For , having such a blessing in his lady , +He finds the joys of heaven here on earth ; +And if on earth he do not mean it , then +In reason he should never come to heaven . +Why , if two gods should play some heavenly match , +And on the wager lay two earthly women , +And Portia one , there must be something else +Pawn'd with the other , for the poor rude world +Hath not her fellow . + +Even such a husband +Hast thou of me as she is for a wife . + +Nay , but ask my opinion too of that . + +I will anon ; first , let us go to dinner . + +Nay , let me praise you while I have a stomach . + +No , pray thee , let it serve for table-talk ; Then howsoe'er thou speak'st , 'mong other things I shall digest it . + +Well , I'll set you forth . + +What , is Antonio here ? + +Ready , so please your Grace . + +I am sorry for thee : thou art come to answer +A stony adversary , an inhuman wretch +Uncapable of pity , void and empty +From any dram of mercy . + +I have heard +Your Grace hath ta'en great pains to qualify +His rigorous course ; but since he stands obdurate , +And that no lawful means can carry me +Out of his envy's reach , I do oppose +My patience to his fury , and am arm'd +To suffer with a quietness of spirit +The very tyranny and rage of his . + +Go one , and call the Jew into the court . + +He's ready at the door : he comes , my lord . + + +Make room , and let him stand before our face . +Shylock , the world thinks , and I think so too , +That thou but lead'st this fashion of thy malice +To the last hour of act ; and then 'tis thought +Thou'lt show thy mercy and remorse more strange +Than is thy strange-apparent cruelty ; +And where thou now exact'st the penalty , +Which is a pound of this poor merchant's flesh , +Thou wilt not only loose the forfeiture , +But , touch'd with human gentleness and love , +Forgive a moiety of the principal ; +Glancing an eye of pity on his losses , +That have of late so huddled on his back , +Enow to press a royal merchant down , +And pluck commiseration of his state +From brassy bosoms and rough hearts of flint , +From stubborn Turks and Tartars , never train'd +To offices of tender courtesy . +We all expect a gentle answer , Jew . + +I have possess'd your Grace of what I purpose ; +And by our holy Sabbath have I sworn +To have the due and forfeit of my bond : +If you deny it , let the danger light +Upon your charter and your city's freedom . +You'll ask me , why I rather choose to have +A weight of carrion flesh than to receive +Three thousand ducats : I'll not answer that : +But say it is my humour : is it answer'd ? +What if my house be troubled with a rat , +And I be pleas'd to give ten thousand ducats +To have it ban'd ? What , are you answer'd yet ? +Some men there are love not a gaping pig ; +Some , that are mad if they behold a cat ; +And others , when the bagpipe sings i' the nose , +Cannot contain their urine : for affection , +Mistress of passion , sways it to the mood +Of what it likes , or loathes . Now , for your answer : +As there is no firm reason to be render'd , +Why he cannot abide a gaping pig ; +Why he , a harmless necessary cat ; +Why he , a wauling bagpipe ; but of force +Must yield to such inevitable shame +As to offend , himself being offended ; +So can I give no reason , nor I will not , +More than a lodg'd hate and a certain loathing +I bear Antonio , that I follow thus +A losing suit against him . Are you answer'd ? + +This is no answer , thou unfeeling man , +To excuse the current of thy cruelty . + +I am not bound to please thee with my answer . + +Do all men kill the things they do not love ? + +Hates any man the thing he would not kill ? + +Every offence is not a hate at first . + +What ! wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice ? + +I pray you , think you question with the Jew : +You may as well go stand upon the beach , +And bid the main flood bate his usual height ; +You may as well use question with the wolf , +Why he hath made the ewe bleat for the lamb ; +You may as well forbid the mountain pines +To wag their high tops , and to make no noise +When they are fretted with the gusts of heaven ; +You may as well do anything most hard , +As seek to soften that than which what's harder ? +His Jewish heart : therefore , I do beseech you , +Make no more offers , use no further means ; +But with all brief and plain conveniency , +Let me have judgment , and the Jew his will . + +For thy three thousand ducats here is six . + +If every ducat in six thousand ducats +Were in six parts and every part a ducat , +I would not draw them ; I would have my bond . + +How shalt thou hope for mercy , rendering none ? + +What judgment shall I dread , doing no wrong ? +You have among you many a purchas'd slave , +Which , like your asses and your dogs and mules , +You use in abject and in slavish parts , +Because you bought them : shall I say to you , +Let them be free , marry them to your heirs ? +Why sweat they under burdens ? let their beds +Be made as soft as yours , and let their palates +Be season'd with such viands ? You will answer : +'The slaves are ours :' so do I answer you : +The pound of flesh which I demand of him , +Is dearly bought ; 'tis mine and I will have it . +If you deny me , fie upon your law ! +There is no force in the decrees of Venice . +I stand for judgment : answer ; shall I have it ? + +Upon my power I may dismiss this court , +Unless Bellario , a learned doctor , +Whom I have sent for to determine this , +Come here to-day . + +My lord , here stays without +A messenger with letters from the doctor , +New come from Padua . + +Bring us the letters : call the messenger . + +Good cheer , Antonio ! What , man , courage yet ! +The Jew shall have my flesh , blood , bones , and all , +Ere thou shalt lose for me one drop of blood . + +I am a tainted wether of the flock , +Meetest for death : the weakest kind of fruit +Drops earliest to the ground ; and so let me : +You cannot better be employ'd , Bassanio , +Than to live still , and write mine epitaph . + + +Came you from Padua , from Bellario ? + +From both , my lord . Bellario greets your Grace . + + +Why dost thou whet thy knife so earnestly ? + +To cut the forfeiture from that bankrupt there . + +Not on thy sole , but on thy soul , harsh Jew , +Thou mak'st thy knife keen ; but no metal can , +No , not the hangman's axe , bear half the keenness +Of thy sharp envy . Can no prayers pierce thee ? + +No , none that thou hast wit enough to make . + +O , be thou damn'd , inexecrable dog ! +And for thy life let justice be accus'd . +Thou almost mak'st me waver in my faith +To hold opinion with Pythagoras , +That souls of animals infuse themselves +Into the trunks of men : thy currish spirit +Govern'd a wolf , who , hang'd for human slaughter , +Even from the gallows did his fell soul fleet , +And whilst thou lay'st in thy unhallow'd dam , +Infus'd itself in thee ; for thy desires +Are wolfish , bloody , starv'd , and ravenous . + +Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond , +Thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud : +Repair thy wit , good youth , or it will fall +To cureless ruin . I stand here for law . + +This letter from Bellario doth commend +A young and learned doctor to our court . +Where is he ? + +He attendeth here hard by , +To know your answer , whether you'll admit him . + +With all my heart : some three or four of you +Go give him courteous conduct to this place . +Meantime , the court shall hear Bellario's letter . + +Your Grace shall understand that at the receipt of your letter I am very sick ; but in the instant that your messenger came , in loving visitation was with me a young doctor of Rome ; his name is Balthazar . I acquainted him with the cause in controversy between the Jew and Antonio the merchant : we turned o'er many books together : he is furnished with my opinion ; which , bettered with his own learning ,the greatness whereof I cannot enough commend ,comes with him , at my importunity , to fill up your Grace's request in my stead I beseech you , let his lack of years be no impediment to let him lack a reverend estimation , for I never knew so young a body with so old a head . I leave him to your gracious acceptance , whose trial shall better publish his commendation . + +You hear the learn'd Bellario , what he writes : +And here , I take it , is the doctor come . + +Give me your hand . Came you from old Bellario ? + +I did , my lord . + +You are welcome : take your place . +Are you acquainted with the difference +That holds this present question in the court ? + +I am informed throughly of the cause . +Which is the merchant here , and which the Jew ? + +Antonio and old Shylock , both stand forth . + +Is your name Shylock ? + +Shylock is my name . + +Of a strange nature is the suit you follow ; +Yet in such rule that the Venetian law +Cannot impugn you as you do proceed . + + +You stand within his danger , do you not ? + +Ay , so he says . + +Do you confess the bond ? + +I do . + +Then must the Jew be merciful . + +On what compulsion must I ? tell me that . + +The quality of mercy is not strain'd , +It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven +Upon the place beneath : it is twice bless'd ; +It blesseth him that gives and him that takes : +'Tis mightiest in the mightiest ; it becomes +The throned monarch better than his crown ; +His sceptre shows the force of temporal power , +The attribute to awe and majesty , +Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings ; +But mercy is above this sceptred sway , +It is enthroned in the hearts of kings , +It is an attribute to God himself , +And earthly power doth then show likest God's +When mercy seasons justice . Therefore , Jew , +Though justice be thy plea , consider this , +That in the course of justice none of us +Should see salvation : we do pray for mercy , +And that same prayer doth teach us all to render +The deeds of mercy . I have spoke thus much +To mitigate the justice of thy plea , +Which if thou follow , this strict court of Venice +Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there . + +My deeds upon my head ! I crave the law , +The penalty and forfeit of my bond . + +Is he not able to discharge the money ? + +Yes , here I tender it for him in the court ; +Yea , twice the sum : if that will not suffice , +I will be bound to pay it ten times o'er , +On forfeit of my hands , my head , my heart . +If this will not suffice , it must appear +That malice bears down truth . And , I beseech you , +Wrest once the law to your authority : +To do a great right , do a little wrong , +And curb this cruel devil of his will . + +It must not be . There is no power in Venice +Can alter a decree established : +'Twill be recorded for a precedent , +And many an error by the same example +Will rush into the state . It cannot be . + +A Daniel come to judgment ! yea , a Daniel ! +O wise young judge , how I do honour thee ! + +I pray you , let me look upon the bond . + +Here 'tis , most reverend doctor ; here it is . + +Shylock , there's thrice thy money offer'd thee . + +An oath , an oath , I have an oath in heaven : +Shall I lay perjury upon my soul ? +No , not for Venice . + +Why , this bond is forfeit ; +And lawfully by this the Jew may claim +A pound of flesh , to be by him cut off +Nearest the merchant's heart . Be merciful : +Take thrice thy money ; bid me tear the bond . + +When it is paid according to the tenour . +It doth appear you are a worthy judge ; +You know the law , your exposition +Hath been most sound : I charge you by the law , +Whereof you are a well-deserving pillar , +Proceed to judgment : by my soul I swear +There is no power in the tongue of man +To alter me . I stay here on my bond . + +Most heartily I do beseech the court +To give the judgment . + +Why then , thus it is : +You must prepare your bosom for his knife . + +O noble judge ! O excellent young man ! + +For , the intent and purpose of the law +Hath full relation to the penalty , +Which here appeareth due upon the bond . + +'Tis very true ! O wise and upright judge ! +How much more elder art thou than thy looks ! + +Therefore lay bare your bosom . + +Ay , 'his breast :' +So says the bond :doth it not , noble judge ? +'Nearest his heart :' those are the very words . + +It is so . Are there balance here to weigh +The flesh ? + +I have them ready . + +Have by some surgeon , Shylock , on your charge , +To stop his wounds , lest he do bleed to death . + +Is it so nominated in the bond ? + +It is not so express'd ; but what of that ? +'Twere good you do so much for charity . + +I cannot find it : 'tis not in the bond . + +You , merchant , have you anything to say ? + +But little : I am arm'd and well prepar'd . +Give me your hand , Bassanio : fare you well ! +Grieve not that I am fallen to this for you ; +For herein Fortune shows herself more kind +Than is her custom : it is still her use +To let the wretched man outlive his wealth , +To view with hollow eye and wrinkled brow +An age of poverty ; from which lingering penance +Of such a misery doth she cut me off . +Commend me to your honourable wife : +Tell her the process of Antonio's end ; +Say how I lov'd you , speak me fair in death ; +And , when the tale is told , bid her be judge +Whether Bassanio had not once a love . +Repent not you that you shall lose your friend , +And he repents not that he pays your debt ; +For if the Jew do cut but deep enough , +I'll pay it instantly with all my heart . + +Antonio , I am married to a wife +Which is as dear to me as life itself ; +But life itself , my wife , and all the world , +Are not with me esteem'd above thy life : +I would lose all , ay , sacrifice them all , +Here to this devil , to deliver you . + +Your wife would give you little thanks for that , +If she were by to hear you make the offer . + +I have a wife , whom , I protest , I love : +I would she were in heaven , so she could +Entreat some power to change this currish Jew . + +'Tis well you offer it behind her back ; +The wish would make else an unquiet house . + +These be the Christian husbands ! I have a daughter ; +Would any of the stock of Barabbas +Had been her husband rather than a Christian ! +We trifle time ; I pray thee , pursue sentence . + +A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine : +The court awards it , and the law doth give it . + +Most rightful judge ! + +And you must cut this flesh from off his breast : +The law allows it , and the court awards it . + +Most learned judge ! A sentence ! come , prepare ! + +Tarry a little : there is something else . +This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood ; +The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh :' +Then take thy bond , take thou thy pound of flesh ; +But , in the cutting it , if thou dost shed +One drop of Christian blood , thy lands and goods +Are , by the laws of Venice , confiscate +Unto the state of Venice . + +O upright judge ! Mark , Jew : O learned judge ! + +Is that the law ? + +Thyself shalt see the act ; +For , as thou urgest justice , be assur'd +Thou shalt have justice , more than thou desir'st . + +O learned judge ! Mark , Jew : a learned judge ! + +I take this offer then : pay the bond thrice , +And let the Christian go . + +Here is the money . + +Soft ! +The Jew shall have all justice ; soft ! no haste : +He shall have nothing but the penalty . + +O Jew ! an upright judge , a learned judge ! + +Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flesh . +Shed thou no blood ; nor cut thou less , nor more , +But just a pound of flesh : if thou tak'st more , +Or less , than a just pound , be it but so much +As makes it light or heavy in the substance , +Or the division of the twentieth part +Of one poor scruple , nay , if the scale do turn +But in the estimation of a hair , +Thou diest and all thy goods are confiscate . + +A second Daniel , a Daniel , Jew ! +Now , infidel , I have thee on the hip . + +Why doth the Jew pause ? take thy forfeiture . + +Give me my principal , and let me go . + +I have it ready for thee ; here it is . + +He hath refus'd it in the open court : +He shall have merely justice , and his bond . + +A Daniel , still say I ; a second Daniel ! +I thank thee , Jew , for teaching me that word . + +Shall I not have barely my principal ? + +Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture , +To be so taken at thy peril , Jew . + +Why , then the devil give him good of it ! +I'll stay no longer question . + +Tarry , Jew : +The law hath yet another hold on you . +It is enacted in the laws of Venice , +If it be prov'd against an alien +That by direct or indirect attempts +He seek the life of any citizen , +The party 'gainst the which he doth contrive +Shall seize one half his goods ; the other half +Comes to the privy coffer of the state ; +And the offender's life lies in the mercy +Of the duke only , 'gainst all other voice . +In which predicament , I say , thou stand'st ; +For it appears by manifest proceeding , +That indirectly and directly too +Thou hast contriv'd against the very life +Of the defendant ; and thou hast incurr'd +The danger formerly by me rehears'd . +Down therefore and beg mercy of the duke . + +Beg that thou mayst have leave to hang thyself : +And yet , thy wealth being forfeit to the state , +Thou hast not left the value of a cord ; +Therefore thou must be hang'd at the state's charge . + +That thou shalt see the difference of our spirits , +I pardon thee thy life before thou ask it . +For half thy wealth , it is Antonio's ; +The other half comes to the general state , +Which humbleness may drive into a fine . + +Ay , for the state ; not for Antonio . + +Nay , take my life and all ; pardon not that : +You take my house when you do take the prop +That doth sustain my house ; you take my life +When you do take the means whereby I live . + +What mercy can you render him , Antonio ? + +A halter gratis ; nothing else , for God's sake ! + +So please my lord the duke , and all the court , +To quit the fine for one half of his goods , +I am content ; so he will let me have +The other half in use , to render it , +Upon his death , unto the gentleman +That lately stole his daughter : +Two things provided more , that , for this favour , +He presently become a Christian ; +The other , that he do record a gift , +Here in the court , of all he dies possess'd , +Unto his son Lorenzo , and his daughter . + +He shall do this , or else I do recant +The pardon that I late pronounced here . + +Art thou contented , Jew ? what dost thou say ? + +I am content . + +Clerk , draw a deed of gift . + +I pray you give me leave to go from hence : +I am not well . Send the deed after me , +And I will sign it . + +Get thee gone , but do it . + +In christening thou shalt have two godfathers ; +Had I been judge , thou shouldst have had ten more , +To bring thee to the gallows , not the font . + + +Sir , I entreat you home with me to dinner . + +I humbly do desire your Grace of pardon : +I must away this night toward Padua , +And it is meet I presently set forth . + +I am sorry that your leisure serves you not . +Antonio , gratify this gentleman , +For , in my mind , you are much bound to him . + + +Most worthy gentleman , I and my friend +Have by your wisdom been this day acquitted +Of grievous penalties ; in lieu whereof , +Three thousand ducats , due unto the Jew , +We freely cope your courteous pains withal . + +And stand indebted , over and above , +In love and service to you evermore . + +He is well paid that is well satisfied ; +And I , delivering you , am satisfied , +And therein do account myself well paid : +My mind was never yet more mercenary . +I pray you , know me when we meet again : +I wish you well , and so I take my leave . + +Dear sir , of force I must attempt you further : +Take some remembrance of us , as a tribute , +Not as a fee . Grant me two things , I pray you , +Not to deny me , and to pardon me . + +You press me far , and therefore I will yield . + + +Give me your gloves , I'll wear them for your sake ; + + +And , for your love , I'll take this ring from you . +Do not draw back your hand ; I'll take no more ; +And you in love shall not deny me this . + +This ring , good sir ? alas ! it is a trifle ; +I will not shame myself to give you this . + +I will have nothing else but only this ; +And now methinks I have a mind to it . + +There's more depends on this than on the value . +The dearest ring in Venice will I give you , +And find it out by proclamation : +Only for this , I pray you , pardon me . + +I see , sir , you are liberal in offers : +You taught me first to beg , and now methinks +You teach me how a beggar should be answer'd . + +Good sir , this ring was given me by my wife ; +And , when she put it on , she made me vow +That I should never sell nor give nor lose it . + +That 'scuse serves many men to save their gifts . +An if your wife be not a mad-woman , +And know how well I have deserv'd the ring , +She would not hold out enemy for ever , +For giving it to me . Well , peace be with you . + + +My Lord Bassanio , let him have the ring : +Let his deservings and my love withal +Be valu'd 'gainst your wife's commandment . + +Go , Gratiano ; run and overtake him ; +Give him the ring , and bring him , if thou canst , +Unto Antonio's house . Away ! make haste . + +Come , you and I will thither presently , +And in the morning early will we both +Fly toward Belmont . Come , Antonio . + + +Inquire the Jew's house out , give him this deed , +And let him sign it . We'll away to-night , +And be a day before our husbands home : +This deed will be well welcome to Lorenzo . + + +Fair sir , you are well o'erta'en . +My Lord Bassanio upon more advice +Hath sent you here this ring , and doth entreat +Your company at dinner . + +That cannot be : +His ring I do accept most thankfully ; +And so , I pray you , tell him : furthermore , +I pray you , show my youth old Shylock's house . + +That will I do . + +Sir , I would speak with you . + + +I'll see if I can get my husband's ring , +Which I did make him swear to keep for ever . + +Thou mayst , I warrant . We shall have old swearing +That they did give the rings away to men ; +But we'll outface them , and outswear them too . +Away ! make haste : thou know'st where I will tarry . + +Come , good sir , will you show me to this house ? + +The moon shines bright : in such a night as this , +When the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees +And they did make no noise , in such a night +Troilus methinks mounted the Troyan walls , +And sigh'd his soul toward the Grecian tents , +Where Cressid lay that night . + +In such a night +Did Thisbe fearfully o'ertrip the dew , +And saw the lion's shadow ere himself , +And ran dismay'd away . + +In such a night +Stood Dido with a willow in her hand +Upon the wild sea-banks , and waft her love +To come again to Carthage . + +In such a night +Medea gather'd the enchanted herbs +That did renew old son . + +In such a night +Did Jessica steal from the wealthy Jew , +And with an unthrift love did run from Venice , +As far as Belmont . + +In such a night +Did young Lorenzo swear he lov'd her well , +Stealing her soul with many vows of faith , +And ne'er a true one . + +In such a night +Did pretty Jessica , like a little shrew , +Slander her love , and he forgave it her . + +I would out-night you , did no body come ; +But , hark ! I hear the footing of a man . + + +Who comes so fast in silence of the night ? + +A friend . + +A friend ! what friend ? your name , I pray you , friend . + +Stephano is my name ; and I bring word +My mistress will before the break of day +Be here at Belmont : she doth stray about +By holy crosses , where she kneels and prays +For happy wedlock hours . + +Who comes with her ? + +None , but a holy hermit and her maid . +I pray you , is my master yet return'd ? + +He is not , nor we have not heard from him . +But go we in , I pray thee , Jessica , +And ceremoniously let us prepare +Some welcome for the mistress of the house . + + +Sola , sola ! wo ha , ho ! sola , sola ! + +Who calls ? + +Sola ! did you see Master Lorenzo ? +Master Lorenzo ! sola , sola ! + +Leave hollaing , man ; here . + +Sola ! where ? where ? + +Here . + +Tell him there's a post come from my master , with his horn full of good news : my master will be here ere morning . + + +Sweet soul , let's in , and there expect their coming . +And yet no matter ; why should we go in ? +My friend Stephano , signify , I pray you , +Within the house , your mistress is at hand ; +And bring your music forth into the air . + +How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank ! +Here will we sit , and let the sounds of music +Creep in our ears : soft stillness and the night +Become the touches of sweet harmony . +Sit , Jessica : look , how the floor of heaven +Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold : +There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'st +But in his motion like an angel sings , +Still quiring to the young-eyed cherubins ; +Such harmony is in immortal souls ; +But , whilst this muddy vesture of decay +Doth grossly close it in , we cannot hear it . + +Come , ho ! and wake Diana with a hymn : +With sweetest touches pierce your mistress' ear , +And draw her home with music . + + +I am never merry when I hear sweet music . + +The reason is , your spirits are attentive : +For do but note a wild and wanton herd , +Or race of youthful and unhandled colts , +Fetching mad bounds , bellowing and neighing loud , +Which is the hot condition of their blood ; +If they but hear perchance a trumpet sound , +Or any air of music touch their ears , +You shall perceive them make a mutual stand , +Their savage eyes turn'd to a modest gaze +By the sweet power of music : therefore the poet +Did feign that Orpheus drew trees , stones , and floods ; +Since nought so stockish , hard , and full of rage , +But music for the time doth change his nature . +The man that hath no music in himself , +Nor is not mov'd with concord of sweet sounds , +Is fit for treasons , stratagems , and spoils ; +The motions of his spirit are dull as night , +And his affections dark as Erebus : +Let no such man be trusted . Mark the music . + + +That light we see is burning in my hall . +How far that little candle throws his beams ! +So shines a good deed in a naughty world . + +When the moon shone , we did not see the candle . + +So doth the greater glory dim the less : +A substitute shines brightly as a king +Until a king be by , and then his state +Empties itself , as doth an inland brook +Into the main of waters . Music ! hark ! + +It is your music , madam , of the house . + +Nothing is good , I see , without respect : +Methinks it sounds much sweeter than by day . + +Silence bestows that virtue on it , madam . + +The crow doth sing as sweetly as the lark +When neither is attended , and I think +The nightingale , if she should sing by day , +When every goose is cackling , would be thought +No better a musician than the wren . +How many things by season season'd are +To their right praise and true perfection ! +Peace , ho ! the moon sleeps with Endymion , +And would not be awak'd ! + + +That is the voice , +Or I am much deceiv'd , of Portia . + +He knows me , as the blind man knows the cuckoo , +By the bad voice . + +Dear lady , welcome home . + +We have been praying for our husbands' welfare , +Which speed , we hope , the better for our words . +Are they return'd ? + +Madam , they are not yet ; +But there is come a messenger before , +To signify their coming . + +Go in , Nerissa : +Give order to my servants that they take +No note at all of our being absent hence ; +Nor you , Lorenzo ; Jessica , nor you . + + +Your husband is at hand ; I hear his trumpet : +We are no tell-tales , madam ; fear you not . + +This night methinks is but the daylight sick ; +It looks a little paler : 'tis a day , +Such as the day is when the sun is hid . + + +We should hold day with the Antipodes , +If you would walk in absence of the sun . + +Let me give light , but let me not be light ; +For a light wife doth make a heavy husband , +And never be Bassanio so for me : +But God sort all ! You are welcome home , my lord . + +I thank you , madam . Give welcome to my friend : +This is the man , this is Antonio , +To whom I am so infinitely bound . + +You should in all sense be much bound to him , +For , as I hear , he was much bound for you . + +No more than I am well acquitted of . + +Sir , you are very welcome to our house : +It must appear in other ways than words , +Therefore I scant this breathing courtesy . + +By yonder moon I swear you do me wrong ; +In faith , I gave it to the judge's clerk : +Would he were gelt that had it , for my part , +Since you do take it , love , so much at heart . + +A quarrel , ho , already ! what's the matter ? + +About a hoop of gold , a paltry ring +That she did give me , whose poesy was +For all the world like cutlers' poetry +Upon a knife , 'Love me , and leave me not .' + +What talk you of the posy , or the value ? +You swore to me , when I did give it you , +That you would wear it till your hour of death , +And that it should lie with you in your grave : +Though not for me , yet for your vehement oaths , +You should have been respective and have kept it . +Gave it a judge's clerk ! no , God's my judge , +The clerk will ne'er wear hair on's face that had it . + +He will , an if he live to be a man . + +Ay , if a woman live to be a man . + +Now , by this hand , I gave it to a youth , +A kind of boy , a little scrubbed boy , +No higher than thyself , the judge's clerk . +A prating boy , that begg'd it as a fee : +I could not for my heart deny it him . + +You were to blame ,I must be plain with you , +To part so slightly with your wife's first gift ; +A thing stuck on with oaths upon your finger , +And riveted so with faith unto your flesh . +I gave my love a ring and made him swear +Never to part with it ; and here he stands , +I dare be sworn for him he would not leave it +Nor pluck it from his finger for the wealth +That the world masters . Now , in faith , Gratiano , +You give your wife too unkind a cause of grief : +An 'twere to me , I should be mad at it . + +Why , I were best to cut my left hand off , +And swear I lost the ring defending it . + +My Lord Bassanio gave his ring away +Unto the judge that begg'd it , and indeed +Deserv'd it too ; and then the boy , his clerk , +That took some pains in writing , he begg'd mine ; +And neither man nor master would take aught +But the two rings . + +What ring gave you , my lord ? +Not that , I hope , that you receiv'd of me . + +If I could add a lie unto a fault , +I would deny it ; but you see my finger +Hath not the ring upon it ; it is gone . + +Even so void is your false heart of truth . +By heaven , I will ne'er come in your bed +Until I see the ring . + +Nor I in yours , +Till I again see mine . + +Sweet Portia , +If you did know to whom I gave the ring , +If you did know for whom I gave the ring , +And would conceive for what I gave the ring , +And how unwillingly I left the ring , +When naught would be accepted but the ring , +You would abate the strength of your displeasure . + +If you had known the virtue of the ring , +Or half her worthiness that gave the ring , +Or your own honour to contain the ring , +You would not then have parted with the ring . +What man is there so much unreasonable , +If you had pleas'd to have defended it +With any terms of zeal , wanted the modesty +To urge the thing held as a ceremony ? +Nerissa teaches me what to believe : +I'll die for't but some woman had the ring . + +No , by my honour , madam , by my soul , +No woman had it ; but a civil doctor , +Which did refuse three thousand ducats of me , +And begg'd the ring , the which I did deny him , +And suffer'd him to go displeas'd away ; +Even he that did uphold the very life +Of my dear friend . What should I say , sweet lady ? +I was enforc'd to send it after him ; +I was beset with shame and courtesy ; +My honour would not let ingratitude +So much besmear it . Pardon me , good lady , +For , by these blessed candles of the night , +Had you been there , I think you would have begg'd +The ring of me to give the worthy doctor . + +Let not that doctor e'er come near my house . +Since he hath got the jewel that I lov'd , +And that which you did swear to keep for me , +I will become as liberal as you ; +I'll not deny him anything I have ; +No , not my body , nor my husband's bed . +Know him I shall , I am well sure of it : +Lie not a night from home ; watch me like Argus : +If you do not , if I be left alone , +Now by mine honour , which is yet mine own , +I'll have that doctor for my bedfellow . + +And I his clerk ; therefore be well advis'd +How you do leave me to mine own protection . + +Well , do you so : let me not take him , then ; +For if I do , I'll mar the young clerk's pen . + +I am the unhappy subject of these quarrels . + +Sir , grieve not you ; you are welcome notwithstanding . + +Portia , forgive me this enforced wrong ; +And in the hearing of these many friends , +I swear to thee , even by thine own fair eyes , +Wherein I see myself , + +Mark you but that ! +In both my eyes he doubly sees himself ; +In each eye , one : swear by your double self , +And there's an oath of credit . + +Nay , but hear me : +Pardon this fault , and by my soul I swear +I never more will break an oath with thee . + +I once did lend my body for his wealth , +Which , but for him that had your husband's ring , +Had quite miscarried : I dare be bound again , +My soul upon the forfeit , that your lord +Will never more break faith advisedly . + +Then you shall be his surety . Give him this , +And bid him keep it better than the other . + +Here , Lord Bassanio ; swear to keep this ring . + +By heaven ! it is the same I gave the doctor ! + +I had it of him : pardon me , Bassanio , +For , by this ring , the doctor lay with me . + +And pardon me , my gentle Gratiano ; +For that same scrubbed boy , the doctor's clerk , +In lieu of this last night did lie with me . + +Why , this is like the mending of highways +In summer , where the ways are fair enough . +What ! are we cuckolds ere we have deserv'd it ? + +Speak not so grossly . You are all amaz'd : +Here is a letter ; read it at your leisure ; +It comes from Padus , from Bellario : +There you shall find that Portia was the doctor , +Nerissa , there , her clerk : Lorenzo here +Shall witness I set forth as soon as you +And even but now return'd ; I have not yet +Enter'd my house . Antonio , you are welcome ; +And I have better news in store for you +Than you expect : unseal this letter soon ; +There you shall find three of your argosies +Are richly come to harbour suddenly . +You shall not know by what strange accident +I chanced on this letter . + +I am dumb . + +Were you the doctor and I knew you not ? + +Were you the clerk that is to make me cuckold ? + +Ay ; but the clerk that never means to do it , +Unless he live until he be a man . + +Sweet doctor , you shall be my bedfellow : +When I am absent , then , lie with my wife . + +Sweet lady , you have given me life and living ; +For here I read for certain that my ships +Are safely come to road . + +How now , Lorenzo ! +My clerk hath some good comforts too for you . + +Ay , and I'll give them him without a fee . +There do I give to you and Jessica , +From the rich Jew , a special deed of gift , +After his death , of all he dies possess'd of . + +Fair ladies , you drop manna in the way +Of starved people . + +It is almost morning , +And yet I am sure you are not satisfied +Of these events at full . Let us go in ; +And charge us there upon inter'gatories , +And we will answer all things faithfully . + +Let it be so : the first inter'gatory +That my Nerissa shall be sworn on is , +Whe'r till the next night she had rather stay , +Or go to bed now , being two hours to day : +But were the day come , I should wish it dark , +That I were couching with the doctor's clerk . +Well , while I live I'll fear no other thing +So sore as keeping safe Nerissa's ring . + +THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR + +Sir Hugh , persuade me not ; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it ; if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs he shall not abuse Robert Shallow , esquire . + +In the county of Gloster , justice of peace , and coram . + +Ay , cousin Slender , and cust-alorum . + +Ay , and rato-lorum too ; and a gentleman born , Master Parson ; who writes himself armigero , in any bill , warrant , quittance , or obligation ,armigero . + +Ay , that I do ; and have done any time these three hundred years . + +All his successors gone before him hath done't ; and all his ancestors that come after him may : they may give the dozen white luces in their coat . + +It is an old coat . + +The dozen white louses do become an old coat well ; it agrees well , passant ; it is a familiar beast to man , and signifies love . + +The luce is the fresh fish ; the salt fish is an old coat . + +I may quarter , coz ? + +You may , by marrying . + +It is marring indeed , if he quarter it . + +Not a whit . + +Yes , py'r lady ; if he has a quarter of your coat , there is but three skirts for yourself , in my simple conjectures : but that is all one . If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you , I am of the Church , and will be glad to do my benevolence to make atonements and compremises between you . + +The Council shall hear it ; it is a riot . + +It is not meet the Council hear a riot ; there is no fear of Got in a riot . The Council , look you , shall desire to hear the fear of Got , and not to hear a riot ; take your vizaments in that . + +Ha ! o' my life , if I were young again , the sword should end it . + +It is petter that friends is the sword , and end it ; and there is also another device in my prain , which , peradventure , prings goot discretions with it . There is Anne Page , which is daughter to Master Thomas Page , which is pretty virginity . + +Mistress Anne Page ? She has brown hair , and speaks small like a woman . + +It is that fery person for all the orld , as just as you will desire ; and seven hundred pounds of moneys , and gold and silver , is her grandsire , upon his death's-bed ,Got deliver to a joyful resurrections !give , when she is able to overtake seventeen years old . It were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles and prabbles , and desire a marriage between Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page . + +Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound ? + +Ay , and her father is make her a petter penny . + +I know the young gentlewoman ; she has good gifts . + +Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts . + +Well , let us see honest Master Page . Is Falstaff there ? + +Shall I tell you a lie ? I do despise a har as I do despise one that is false ; or as I despise one that is not true . The knight , Sir John , is there ; and , I beseech you , be ruled by your well-willers . I will peat the door for Master Page . + +What , hoa ! Got pless your house here ! + +Who's there ? + +Here is Got's plessing , and your friend . and Justice Shallow ; and here young Master Slender , that peradventures shall tell you another tale , if matters grow to your likings . + + +I am glad to see your worships well . I thank you for my venison , Master Shallow . + +Master Page , I am glad to see you : much good do it your good heart ! I wished your venison better ; it was ill killed . How doth good Mistress Page ?and I thank you always with my heart , la ! with my heart . + +Sir , I thank you . + +Sir , I thank you ; by yea and no , I do . + +I am glad to see you , good Master Slender . + +How does your fallow greyhound , sir ? I heard say he was outrun on Cotsall . + +It could not be judged , sir . + +You'll not confess , you'll not confess . + +That he will not : 'tis your fault , 'tis your fault . 'Tis a good dog . + +A cur , sir . + +Sir , he's a good dog , and a fair dog ; can there be more said ? he is good and fair . Is Sir John Falstaff here ? + +Sir , he is within ; and I would I could do a good office between you . + +It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak . + +He hath wronged me , Master Page . + +Sir , he doth in some sort confess it . + +If it be confessed , it is not redressed : is not that so , Master Page ? He hath wronged me ; indeed , he hath ;at a word , he hath ,believe me : Robert Shallow , esquire , saith , he is wronged . + +Here comes Sir John . + + +Now , Master Shallow , you'll complain of me to the king ? + +Knight , you have beaten my men , killed my deer , and broke open my lodge . + +But not kissed your keeper's daughter ? + +Tut , a pin ! this shall be answered . + +I will answer it straight : I have done all this . That is now answered . + +The Council shall know this . + +'Twere better for you if it were known in counsel : you'll be laughed at . + +Pauca verba , Sir John ; goot worts . + +Good worts ! good cabbage . Slender , I broke your head : what matter have you against me ? + +Marry , sir , I have matter in my head against you ; and against your cony-catching rascals , Bardolph , Nym , and Pistol . They carried me to the tavern , and made me drunk , and afterwards picked my pocket . + +You Banbury cheese ! + +Ay , it is no matter . + +How now , Mephistophilus ! + +Ay , it is no matter . + +Slice , I say ! pauca , pauca ; slice ! that's my humour . + +Where's Simple , my man ? can you tell , cousin ? + +Peace , I pray you . Now let us understand : there is three umpires in this matter , as I understand ; that is Master Page , fidelicet , Master Page ; and there is myself , fidelicet , myself ; and the three party is , lastly and finally , mine host of the Garter . + +We three , to hear it and end it between them . + +Fery goot : I will make a prief of it in my note-book ; and we will afterwards ork upon the cause with as great discreetly as we can . + +Pistol ! + +He hears with ears . + +The tevil and his tam ! what phrase is this , 'He hears with ear ?' Why , it is affectations . + +Pistol , did you pick Master Slender's purse ? + +Ay , by these gloves , did he ,or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else ,of seven groats in mill-sixpences , and two Edward shovel-boards , that cost me two shilling and two pence a-piece of Yead Miller , by these gloves . + +Is this true , Pistol ? + +No ; it is false , if it is a pick-purse . + +Ha , thou mountain foreigner !Sir John and master mine , +I combat challenge of this latten bilbo . +Word of denial in thy labras here ! +Word of denial : froth and scum , thou liest . + +By these gloves , then , 'twas he . + +Be avised , sir , and pass good humours . I will say , 'marry trap ,' with you , if you run the nuthook's humour on me : that is the very note of it . + +By this hat , then , he in the red face had it ; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk , yet I am not altogether an ass . + +What say you , Scarlet and John ? + +Why , sir , for my part , I say , the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences . + +It is his 'five senses ;' fie , what the ignorance is ! + +And being fap , sir , was , as they say , cashier'd ; and so conclusions pass'd the careires . + +Ay , you spake in Latin then too ; but 'tis no matter . I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again , but in honest , civil , godly company , for this trick : if I be drunk , I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God , and not with drunken knaves . + +So Got udge me , that is a virtuous mind . + +You hear all these matters denied , gentlemen ; you hear it . + + +Nay , daughter , carry the wine in ; we'll drink within . + + +O heaven ! this is Mistress Anne Page . + +How now , Mistress Ford ! + +Mistress Ford , by my troth , you are very well met : by your leave , good mistress . + + +Wife , bid these gentlemen welcome . Come , we have a hot venison pasty to dinner : come , gentlemen , I hope we shall drink down all unkindness . + + +I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of Songs and Sonnets here . + +How now , Simple ! Where have you been ? I must wait on myself , must I ? You have not the Book of Riddles about you , have you ? + +Book of Riddles ! why , did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon All-Hallowmas last , a fortnight afore Michaelmas ? + +Come , coz ; come , coz ; we stay for you . A word with you , coz ; marry , this , coz : there is , as 'twere a tender , a kind of tender , made afar off by Sir Hugh here : do you understand me ? + +Ay , sir , you shall find me reasonable : if it be so , I shall do that that is reason . + +Nay , but understand me . + +So I do , sir . + +Give ear to his motions , Master Slender : I will description the matter to you , if you pe capacity of it . + +Nay , I will do as my cousin Shallow says . I pray you pardon me ; he's a justice of peace in his country , simple though I stand here . + +But that is not the question ; the question is concerning your marriage . + +Ay , there's the point , sir . + +Marry , is it , the very point of it ; to Mistress Anne Page . + +Why , if it be so , I will marry her upon any reasonable demands . + +But can you affection the 'oman ? Let us command to know that of your mouth or of your lips ; for divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth : therefore , precisely , can you carry your good will to the maid ? + +Cousin Abraham Slender , can you love her ? + +I hope , sir , I will do as it shall become one that would do reason . + +Nay , Got's lords and his ladies ! you must speak possitable , if you can carry her your desires towards her . + +That you must . Will you , upon good dowry , marry her ? + +I will do a greater thing than that , upon your request , cousin , in any reason . + +Nay , conceive me , conceive me , sweet coz : what I do , is to pleasure you , coz . Can you love the maid ? + +I will marry her , sir , at your request ; but if there be no great love in the beginning , yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance , when we are married and have more occasion to know one another : I hope , upon familiarity will grow more contempt : but if you say , 'Marry her ,' I will marry her ; that I am freely dissolved , and dissolutely . + +It is a fery discretion answer ; save , the faul is in the ort 'dissolutely :' the ort is , according to our meaning , 'resolutely .' His meaning is goot . + +Ay , I think my cousin meant well . + +Ay , or else I would I might be hanged , la ! + +Here comes fair Mistress Anne . + +Would I were young for your sake , Mistress Anne . + +The dinner is on the table ; my father desires your worships' company . + +I will wait on him , fair Mistress Anne . + +Od's plessed will ! I will not be absence at the grace . + + +Will't please your worship to come in , sir ? + +No , I thank you , forsooth , heartily ; I am very well . + +The dinner attends you , sir . + +I am not a-hungry , I thank you forsooth . Go , sirrah , for all you are my man , go wait upon my cousin Shallow . + +A justice of peace sometime may be beholding to his friend for a man . I keep but three men and a boy yet , till my mother be dead ; but what though ? yet I live like a poor gentleman born . + +I may not go in without your worship : they will not sit till you come . + +I' faith , I'll eat nothing ; I thank you as much as though I did . + +I pray you , sir , walk in . + +I had rather walk here , I thank you . I bruised my shin th' other day with playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence ; three veneys for a dish of stewed prunes ;and , by my troth , I cannot abide the smell of hot meat since . Why do your dogs bark so ? be there bears i' the town ? + +I think there are , sir ; I heard them talked of . + +I love the sport well ; but I shall as soon quarrel at it as any man in England . You are afraid , if you see the bear loose , are you not ? + +Ay , indeed , sir . + +That's meat and drink to me , now : I have seen Sackerson loose twenty times , and have taken him by the chain ; but , I warrant you , the women have so cried and shrieked at it , that it passed : but women , indeed , cannot abide 'em ; they are very ill-favoured rough things . + + +Come , gentle Master Slender , come ; we stay for you . + +I'll eat nothing , I thank you , sir . + +By cock and pie , you shall not choose , sir ! come , come . + +Nay , pray you , lead the way . + +Come on , sir . + +Mistress Anne , yourself shall go first . + +Not I , sir ; pray you , keep on . + +Truly , I will not go first : truly , la ! I will not do you that wrong . + +I pray you , sir . + +I'll rather be unmannerly than troublesome . You do yourself wrong , indeed , la ! + + +Go your ways , and ask of Doctor Caius' house , which is the way : and there dwells one Mistress Quickly , which is in the manner of his nurse , or his try nurse , or his cook , or his laundry , his washer , and his wringer . + +Well , sir . + +Nay , it is petter yet . Give her this letter ; for it is a 'oman that altogether's acquaintance with Mistress Anne Page : and the letter is , to desire and require her to solicit your master's desires to Mistress Anne Page . I pray you , be gone : I will make an end of my dinner ; there's pippins and seese to come . + + +Mine host of the Garter ! + +What says my bully-rook ? Speak scholarly and wisely . + +Truly , mine host , I must turn away some of my followers . + +Discard , bully Hercules ; cashier : let them wag ; trot , trot . + +I sit at ten pounds a week . + +Thou'rt an emperor , C sar , Keisar , and Pheezar . I will entertain Bardolph ; he shall draw , he shall tap : said I well , bully Hector ? + +Do so , good mine host . + +I have spoke ; let him follow . + +Let me see thee forth and lime : I am at a word ; follow . + + +Bardolph , follow him . A tapster is a good trade : an old cloak makes a new jerkin ; a withered serving-man , a fresh tapster . Go ; adieu . + +It is a life that I have desired . I will thrive . + +O base Hungarian wight ! wilt thou the spigot wield ? + + +He was gotten in drink ; is not the humour conceited ? + +I am glad I am so acquit of this tinderbox ; his thefts were too open ; his filching was like an unskilful singer ; he kept not time . + +The good humour is to steal at a minim's rest . + +'Convey ,' the wise it call . 'Steal !' foh ! a fico for the phrase ! + +Well , sirs , I am almost out at heels . + +Why , then , let kibes ensue . + +There is no remedy ; I must conycatch , I must shift . + +Young ravens must have food . + +Which of you know Ford of this town ? + +I ken the wight : he is of substance good . + +My honest lads , I will tell you what I am about . + +Two yards , and more . + +No quips now , Pistol ! Indeed , I am in the waist two yards about ; but I am now about no waste ; I am about thrift . Briefly , I do mean to make love to Ford's wife : I spy entertainment in her ; she discourses , she carves , she gives the leer of invitation : I can construe the action of her familiar style ; and the hardest voice of her behaviour , to be Englished rightly , is , 'I am Sir John Falstaff's .' + +He hath studied her well , and translated her well , out of honesty into English . + +The anchor is deep : will that humour pass ? + +Now , the report goes she has all the rule of her husband's purse ; he hath a legion of angels . + +As many devils entertain , and 'To her , boy ,' say I . + +The humour rises ; it is good : humour me the angels . + +I have writ me here a letter to her ; and here another to Page's wife , who even now gave me good eyes too , examined my parts with most judicious illiades : sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot , sometimes my portly belly . + +Then did the sun on dunghill shine . + +I thank thee for that humour . + +O ! she did so course o'er my exteriors with such a greedy intention , that the appetite of her eye did seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass . Here's another letter to her : she bears the purse too ; she is a region in Guiana , all gold and bounty . I will be 'cheator to them both , and they shall be exchequers to me : they shall be my East and West Indies , and I will trade to them both . Go bear thou this letter to Mistress Page ; and thou this to Mistress Ford . We will thrive , lads , we will thrive . + +Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become , +And by my side wear steel ? then , Lucifer take all ! + +I will run no base humour : here , take the humour-letter . I will keep the haviour of reputation . + +Hold , sirrah , bear you these letters tightly : +Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores . +Rogues , hence ! avaunt ! vanish like hailstones , go ; +Trudge , plod away o'the hoof ; seek shelter , pack ! +Falstaff will learn the humour of this age , +French thrift , you rogues : myself and skirted page . + + +Let vultures gripe thy guts ! for gourd and fullam holds , +And high and low beguile the rich and poor . +Tester I'll have in pouch when thou shalt lack , +Base Phrygian Turk ! + +I have operations in my head , which be humours of revenge . + +Wilt thou revenge ? + +By welkin and her star ! + +With wit or steel ? + +With both the humours , I : +I will discuss the humour of this love to Page . + + +And I to Ford shall eke unfold +How Falstaff , varlet vile , +His dove will prove , his gold will hold , +And his soft couch defile . + + +My humour shall not cool : I will incense Page to deal with poison ; I will possess him with yellowness , for the revolt of mine is dangerous : that is my true humour . + +Thou art the Mars of malcontents : I second thee ; troop on . + + +What , John Rugby ! + +I pray thee , go to the casement , and see if you can see my master , Master Doctor Caius , coming : if he do , i' faith , and find anybody in the house , here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English . + +I'll go watch . + +Go ; and we'll have a posset for't soon at night , in faith , at the latter end of a sea-coal fire . + +An honest , willing , kind fellow , as ever servant shall come in house withal ; and , I warrant you , no tell-tale , nor no breed-bate : his worst fault is , that he is given to prayer ; he is something peevish that way , but nobody but has his fault ; but let that pass . Peter Simple you say your name is ? + +Ay , for fault of a better . + +And Master Slender's your master ? + +Ay , forsooth . + +Does he not wear a great round beard like a glover's paring-knife ? + +No , forsooth : he hath but a little wheyface , with a little yellow beard a cane-coloured beard . + +A softly-sprighted man , is he not ? + +Ay , forsooth ; but he is as tall a man of his hands as any is between this and his head : he hath fought with a warrener . + +How say you ?O ! I should remember him : does he not hold up his head , as it were , and strut in his gait ? + +Yes , indeed , does he . + +Well , heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune ! Tell Master Parson Evans I will do what I can for your master : Anne is a good girl , and I wish + + +Out , alas ! here comes my master . + +We shall all be shent . Run in here , good young man ; go into this closet . + + +'And down , down , adown-a ,' &c . + +Vat is you sing ? I do not like dese toys . Pray you , go and vetch me in my closet une boitine verde ; a box , a green-a box : do intend vat I speak ? a green-a box . + +Ay , forsooth ; I'll fetch it you . + +I am glad he went not in himself : if he had found the young man , he would have been horn-mad . + +Fe , fe , fe , fe ! ma foi , il fait fort chaud . Je m'en vais la cour ,la grande affaire . + +Is it this , sir ? + +Oui ; mettez le au mon pocket ; d p chez , quickly .Vere is dat knave Rugby ? + +What , John Rugby ! John ! + + +Here , sir . + +You are John Rugby , and you are Jack Rugby : come , take-a your rapier , and come after my heel to de court . + +'Tis ready , sir , here in the porch . + +By my trot , I tarry too long .Od's me ! Qu'ay j'oubli ? dere is some simples in my closet , dat I vill not for de varld I shall leave behind . + +Ay me ! he'll find the young man there , and be mad . + +O diable ! diable ! vat is in my closet ?Villain ! larron ! + +Rugby , my rapier ! + +Good master , be content . + +Verefore shall I be content-a ? + +The young man is an honest man . + +Vat shall de honest man do in my closet ? dere is no honest man dat shall come in my closet . + +I beseech you , be not so phlegmatic . Hear the truth of it : he came of an errand to me from Parson Hugh . + +Vell . + +Ay , forsooth , to desire her to + +Peace , I pray you . + +Peace-a your tongue !Speak-a your tale . + +To desire this honest gentlewoman , your maid , to speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page for my master in the way of marriage . + +This is all , indeed , la ! but I'll ne'er put my finger in the fire , and need not . + +Sir Hugh send-a you ?Rugby , baillez me some paper : tarry you a little-a while . + + +I am glad he is so quiet : if he had been throughly moved , you should have heard him so loud , and so melancholy . But , notwithstanding , man , I'll do your master what good I can ; and the very yea and the no is , the French doctor , my master ,I may call him my master , look you , for I keep his house ; and I wash , wring , brew , bake , scour , dress meat and drink , make the beds , and do all myself , + +'Tis a great charge to come under one body's hand . + +Are you avis'd o' that ? you shall find it a great charge : and to be up early and down late ; but notwithstanding ,to tell you in your ear ,I would have no words of it ,my master himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page : but notwithstanding that , I know Anne's mind , that's neither here nor there . + +You jack'nape , give-a dis letter to Sir Hugh ; by gar , it is a challenge : I vill cut his troat in de Park ; and I vill teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest to meddle or make . You may be gone ; it is not good you tarry here : by gar , I vill cut all his two stones ; by gar , he shall not have a stone to trow at his dog . + + +Alas ! he speaks but for his friend . + +It is no matter-a for dat :do not you tell-a me dat I shall have Anne Page for myself ? By gar , I vill kill de Jack priest ; and I have appointed mine host of de Jartiere to measure our weapon . By gar , I vill myself have Anne Page . + +Sir , the maid loves you , and all shall be well . We must give folks leave to prate : what , the good-jer ! + +Rugby , come to the court vit me . By gar , if I have not Anne Page , I shall turn your head out of my door . Follow my heels , Rugby . + + +You shall have An fool's-head of your own . No , I know Anne's mind for that : never a woman in Windsor knows more of Anne's mind than I do ; nor can do more than I do with her , I thank heaven . + +Who's within there ? ho ! + +Who's there , I trow ? Come near the house , I pray you . + + +How now , good woman ! how dost thou ? + +The better , that it pleases your good worship to ask . + +What news ? how does pretty Mistress Anne ? + +In truth , sir , and she is pretty , and honest , and gentle ; and one that is your friend , I can tell you that by the way ; I praise heaven for it . + +Shall I do any good , thinkest thou ? Shall I not lose my suit ? + +Troth , sir , all is in his hands above ; but notwithstanding , Master Fenton , I'll be sworn on a book , she loves you . Have not your worship a wart above your eye ? + +Yes , marry have I ; what of that ? + +Well , thereby hangs a tale . Good faith , it is such another Nan ; but , I detest , an honest maid as ever broke bread : we had an hour's talk of that wart . I shall never laugh but in that maid's company ;but , indeed , she is given too much to allicholy and musing . But for you well , go to . + +Well , I shall see her to-day . Hold , there's money for thee ; let me have thy voice in my behalf : if thou seest her before me , commend me . + +Will I ? i' faith , that we will : and I will tell your worship more of the wart the next time we have confidence ; and of other wooers . + +Well , farewell ; I am in great haste now . + +Farewell to your worship . + +Truly , an honest gentleman : but Anne loves him not ; for I know Anne's mind as well as another does . Out upon't ! what have I forgot ? + +What ! have I 'scaped love-letters in the holiday-time of my beauty , and am I now a subject for them ? Let me see . + +Ask me no reason why I love you ; for though Love use Reason for his physician , he admits him not for his counsellor . You are not young , no more am I ; go to then , there's sympathy ; you are merry , so am I , ha ! ha ! then , there's more sympathy , you love sack , and so do I , would you desire better sympathy ? Let it suffice thee , Mistress Page , at the least , if the love of a soldier can suffice , that I love thee I will not say , pity me ,'tis not a soldier-like phrase ; but I say , love me . By me , + +Thine own true knight , +By day or night , +Or any kind of light , +With all his might +For thee to fight , + +What a Herod of Jewry is this ! O wicked , wicked world ! one that is well-nigh worn to pieces with age , to show himself a young gallant ! What an unweighed behaviour hath this Flemish drunkard picked , with the devil's name ! out of my conversation , that he dares in this manner assay me ? Why , he hath not been thrice in my company ! What should I say to him ? I was then frugal of my mirth :heaven forgive me ! Why , I'll exhibit a bill in the parliament for the putting down of men . How shall I be revenged on him ? for revenged I will be , as sure as his guts are made of puddings . + + +Mistress Page ! trust me , I was going to your house . + +And , trust me , I was coming to you . You look very ill . + +Nay , I'll ne'er believe that : I have to show to the contrary . + +Faith , but you do , in my mind . + +Well , I do then ; yet , I say I could show you to the contrary . O , Mistress Page ! give me some counsel . + +What's the matter , woman ? + +O woman , if it were not for one trifling respect , I could come to such honour ! + +Hang the trifle , woman ; take the honour . What is it ?dispense with trifles ;what is it ? + +If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment or so , I could be knighted . + +What ? thou liest . Sir Alice Ford ! These knights will hack ; and so thou shouldst not alter the article of thy gentry . + +We burn daylight : here , read , read ; perceive how I might be knighted . I shall think the worse of fat men as long as I have an eye to make difference of men's liking : and yet he would not swear ; praised women's modesty ; and gave such orderly and well-behaved reproof to all uncomeliness , that I would have sworn his disposition would have gone to the truth of his words ; but they do no more adhere and keep place together than the Hundredth Psalm to the tune of 'Green Sleeves .' What tempest , I trow , threw this whale , with so many tuns of oil in his belly , ashore at Windsor ? How shall I be revenged on him ? I think , the best way were to entertain him with hope , till the wicked fire of lust have melted him in his own grease . Did you ever hear the like ? + +Letter for letter , but that the name of Page and Ford differs ! To thy great comfort in this mystery of ill opinions , here's the twin brother of thy letter : but let thine inherit first ; for , I protest , mine never shall . I warrant , he hath a thousand of these letters , writ with blank space for different names , sure more , and these are of the second edition . He will print them , out of doubt ; for he cares not what he puts into the press , when he would put us two : I had rather be a grantess , and lie under Mount Pelion . Well , I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man . + +Why , this is the very same ; the very hand , the very words . What doth he think of us ? + +Nay , I know not : it makes me almost ready to wrangle with mine own honesty . I'll entertain myself like one that I am not acquainted withal ; for , sure , unless he know some strain in me , that I know not myself , he would never have boarded me in this fury . + +Boarding call you it ? I'll be sure to keep him above deck . + +So will I : if he come under my hatches , I'll never to sea again . Let's be revenged on him : let's appoint him a meeting ; give him a show of comfort in his suit , and lead him on with a fine-baited delay , till he hath pawned his horses to mine host of the Garter . + +Nay , I will consent to act any villany against him , that may not sully the chariness of our honesty . O , that my husband saw this letter ! it would give eternal food to his jealousy . + +Why , look , where he comes ; and my good man too : he's as far from jealousy , as I am from giving him cause ; and that , I hope , is an unmeasurable distance . + +You are the happier woman . + +Let's consult together against this greasy knight . Come hither . + +Well , I hope it be not so . + +Hope is a curtal dog in some affairs : +Sir John affects thy wife . + +Why , sir , my wife is not young . + +He woos both high and low , both rich and poor , +Both young and old , one with another , Ford . +He loves the galimaufry : Ford , perpend . + +Love my wife ! + +With liver burning hot : prevent , or go thou , +Like Sir Act on he , with Ringwood at thy heels . +O ! odious is the name ! + +What name , sir ? + +The horn , I say . Farewell : +Take heed ; have open eye , for thieves do foot by night : +Take heed , ere summer comes or cuckoo-birds do sing . +Away , sir Corporal Nym ! +Believe it , Page ; he speaks sense . + + +I will be patient : I will find out this . + +And this is true ; I like not the humour of lying . He hath wronged me in some humours : I should have borne the humoured letter to her , but I have a sword and it shall bite upon my necessity . He loves your wife ; there's the short and the long . My name is Corporal Nym ; I speak , and I avouch 'tis true : my name is Nym , and Falstaff loves your wife . Adieu . I love not the humour of bread and cheese ; and there's the humour of it . Adieu . + + +'The humour of it ,' quoth'a ! here's a fellow frights humour out of his wits . + +I will seek out Falstaff . + +I never heard such a drawling , affecting rogue . + +If I do find it : well . + +I will not believe such a Cataian , though the priest o' the town commended him for a true man . + +'Twas a good sensible fellow : well . + +How now , Meg ! + +Whither go you , George ?Hark you . + +How now , sweet Frank ! why art thou melancholy ? + +I melancholy ! I am not melancholy . Get you home , go . + +Faith , thou hast some crotchets in thy head now . Will you go , Mistress Page ? + +Have with you . You'll come to dinner , George ? + +Look , who comes yonder : she shall be our messenger to this paltry knight . + +Trust me , I thought on her : she'll fit it . + + +You are come to see my daughter Anne ? + +Ay , forsooth ; and , I pray , how does good Mistress Anne ? + +Go in with us , and see : we'd have an hour's talk with you . + + +How now , Master Ford ! + +You heard what this knave told me , did you not ? + +Yes ; and you heard what the other told me ? + +Do you think there is truth in them ? + +Hang 'em , slaves ! I do not think the knight would offer it : but these that accuse him in his intent towards our wives , are a yoke of his discarded men ; very rogues , now they be out of service . + +Were they his men ? + +Marry , were they . + +I like it never the better for that . Does he lie at the Garter ? + +Ay , marry , does he . If he should intend this voyage towards my wife , I would turn her loose to him ; and what he gets more of her than sharp words , let it lie on my head . + +I do not misdoubt my wife , but I would be loth to turn them together . A man may be too confident : I would have nothing 'lie on my head :' I cannot be thus satisfied . + +Look , where my ranting host of the Garter comes . There is either liquor in his pate or money in his purse when he looks so merrily . + +How now , mine host ! + +How now , bully-rook ! thou'rt a gentleman . Cavaliero-justice , I say ! + +I follow , mine host , I follow . Good even and twenty , good Master Page ! Master Page , will you go with us ? we have sport in hand . + +Tell him , cavaliero-justice ; tell him , bully-rook . + +Sir , there is a fray to be fought between Sir Hugh the Welsh priest and Caius the French doctor . + +Good mine host o' the Garter , a word with you . + +What sayest thou , my bully-rook ? + + +Will you go with us to behold it ? My merry host hath had the measuring of their weapons , and , I think , hath appointed them contrary places ; for , believe me , I hear the parson is no jester . Hark , I will tell you what our sport shall be . + + +Hast thou no suit against my knight , my guest-cavalier ? + +None , I protest : but I'll give you a pottle of burnt sack to give me recourse to him and tell him my name is Brook , only for a jest . + +My hand , bully : thou shalt have egress and regress ; said I well ? and thy name shall be Brook . It is a merry knight . Will you go , mynheers ? + +Have with you , mine host . + +I have heard , the Frenchman hath good skill in his rapier . + +Tut , sir ! I could have told you more . In these times you stand on distance , your passes , stoccadoes , and I know not what : 'tis the heart , Master Page ; 'tis here , 'tis here . I have seen the time with my long sword I would have made you four tall fellows skip like rats . + +Here , boys , here , here ! shall we wag ? + +Have with you . I had rather hear them scold than fight . + + +Though Page be a secure fool , and stands so firmly on his wife's frailty , yet I cannot put off my opinion so easily . She was in his company at Page's house , and what they made there , I know not . Well , I will look further into't ; and I have a disguise to sound Falstaff . If I find her honest , I lose not my labour ; if she be otherwise , 'tis labour well bestowed . + + +I will not lend thee a penny . + +Why , then the world's mine oyster , +Which I with sword will open . +I will retort the sum in equipage . + +Not a penny . I have been content , sir , you should lay my countenance to pawn : I have grated upon my good friends for three reprieves for you and your coach-fellow Nym ; or else you had looked through the grate , like a geminy of baboons . I am damned in hell for swearing to gentlemen my friends , you were good soldiers and tall fellows ; and when Mistress Bridget lost the handle of her fan , I took't upon mine honour thou hadst it not . + +Didst thou not share ? hadst thou not fifteen pence ? + +Reason , you rogue , reason : thinkest thou , I'll endanger my soul gratis ? At a word , hang no more about me ; I am no gibbet for you : go : a short knife and a throng !to your manor of Picht-hatch ! go . You'll not bear a letter for me , you rogue !you stand upon your honour !Why , thou unconfinable baseness , it is as much as I can do to keep the terms of mine honour precise . I , I , I , myself sometimes , leaving the fear of God on the left hand and hiding mine honour in my necessity , am fain to shuffle , to hedge and to lurch ; and yet you , rogue , will ensconce your rags , your cat-a-mountain looks , your red-lattice phrases , and your bold-beating oaths , under the shelter of your honour ! You will not do it , you ! + +I do relent : what wouldst thou more of man ? + + +Sir , here's a woman would speak with you . + +Let her approach . + + +Give your worship good morrow . + +Good morrow , good wife . + +Not so , an't please your worship . + +Good maid , then . + +I'll be sworn +As my mother was , the first hour I was born . + +I do believe the swearer . What with me ? + +Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two ? + +Two thousand , fair woman ; and I'll vouchsafe thee the hearing . + +There is one Mistress Ford , sir ,I pray , come a little nearer this ways :I myself dwell with Master Doctor Caius . + +Well , on : Mistress Ford , you say , + +Your worship says very true :I pray your worship , come a little nearer this ways . + +I warrant thee , nobody hears ; mine own people , mine own people . + +Are they so ? God bless them , and make them his servants ! + +Well : Mistress Ford ; what of her ? + +Why , sir , she's a good creature . Lord , Lord ! your worship's a wanton ! Well , heaven forgive you , and all of us , I pray ! + +Mistress Ford ; come , Mistress Ford , + +Marry , this is the short and the long of it . You have brought her into such a canaries as 'tis wonderful : the best courtier of them all , when the court lay at Windsor , could never have brought her to such a canary ; yet there has been knights , and lords , and gentlemen , with their coaches , I warrant you , coach after coach , letter after letter , gift after gift ; smelling so sweetly all musk , and so rushling , I warrant you , in silk and gold ; and in such alligant terms ; and in such wine and sugar of the best and the fairest , that would have won any woman's heart ; and , I warrant you , they could never get an eye-wink of her . I had myself twenty angels given me this morning ; but I defy all angels , in any such sort , as they say , but in the way of honesty : and , I warrant you , they could never get her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all ; and yet there has been earls , nay , which is more , pensioners ; but , I warrant you , all is one with her . + +But what says she to me ? be brief , my good she Mercury . + +Marry , she hath received your letter ; for the which she thanks you a thousand times ; and she gives you to notify that her husband will be absence from his house between ten and eleven . + +Ten and eleven ? + +Ay , forsooth ; and then you may come and see the picture , she says , that you wot of : Master Ford , her husband , will be from home . Alas ! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him ; he's a very jealousy man ; she leads a very frampold life with him , good heart . + +Ten and eleven . Woman , commend me to her ; I will not fail her . + +Why , you say well . But I have another messenger to your worship : Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations to you too : and let me tell you in your ear , she's as fartuous a civil modest wife , and one , I tell you , that will not miss you morning nor evening prayer , as any is in Windsor , whoe'er be the other : and she bade me tell your worship that her husband is seldom from home ; but , she hopes there will come a time . I never knew a woman so dote upon a man : surely , I think you have charms , la ; yes , in truth . + +Not I , I assure thee : setting the attraction of my good parts aside , I have no other charms . + +Blessing on your heart for't ! + +But , I pray thee , tell me this : has Ford's wife and Page's wife acquainted each other how they love me ? + +That were a jest indeed ! they have not so little grace , I hope : that were a trick , indeed ! But Mistress Page would desire you to send her your little page , of all loves : her husband has a marvellous infection to the little page ; and , truly , Master Page is an honest man . Never a wife in Windsor leads a better life than she does : do what she will , say what she will , take all , pay all , go to bed when she list , rise when she list , all is as she will : and , truly she deserves it ; for if there be a kind woman in Windsor , she is one . You must send her your page ; no remedy . + +Why , I will . + +Nay , but do so , then : and , look you , he may come and go between you both ; and in any case have a nay-word , that you may know one another's mind , and the boy never need to understand any thing ; for 'tis not good that children should know any wickedness : old folks , you know , have discretion , as they say , and know the world . + +Fare thee well : commend me to them both . There's my purse ; I am yet thy debtor .Boy , go along with this woman . + +This news distracts me . + +This punk is one of Cupid's carriers . +Clap on more sails ; pursue ; up with your fights ; +Give fire ! she is my prize , or ocean whelm them all ! + + +Sayest thou so , old Jack ? go thy ways ; I'll make more of thy old body than I have done . Will they yet look after thee ? Wilt thou , after the expense of so much money , be now a gainer ? Good body , I thank thee . Let them say 'tis grossly done ; so it be fairly done , no matter . + + +Sir John , there's one Master Brook below would fain speak with you , and be acquainted with you : and hath sent your worship a morning's draught of sack . + +Brook is his name ? + +Ay , sir . + +Call him in . + +Such Brooks are welcome to me , that o'erflow such liquor . Ah , ha ! Mistress Ford and Mistress Page , have I encompassed you ? go to ; via ! + + +Bless your , sir ! + +And you , sir ; would you speak with me ? + +I make bold to press with so little preparation upon you . + +You're welcome . What's your will ?Give us leave , drawer . + + +Sir , I am a gentleman that have spent much : my name is Brook . + +Good Master Brook , I desire more acquaintance of you . + +Good Sir John , I sue for yours : not to charge you ; for I must let you understand I think myself in better plight for a lender than you are : the which hath something emboldened me to this unseasoned intrusion ; for , they say , if money go before , all ways do lie open . + +Money is a good soldier , sir , and will on . + +Troth , and I have a bag of money here troubles me : if you will help to bear it , Sir John , take all , or half , for easing me of the carriage . + +Sir , I know not how I may deserve to be your porter . + +I will tell you , sir , if you will give me the hearing . + +Speak , good Master Brook ; I shall be glad to be your servant . + +Sir , I hear you are a scholar ,I will be brief with you , and you have been a man long known to me , though I had never so good means , as desire , to make myself acquainted with you . I shall discover a thing to you , wherein I must very much lay open mine own imperfection ; but , good Sir John , as you have one eye upon my follies , as you hear them unfolded , turn another into the register of your own , that I may pass with a reproof the easier , sith you yourself know how easy it is to be such an offender . + +Very well , sir ; proceed . + +There is a gentlewoman in this town , her husband's name is Ford . + +Well , sir . + +I have long loved her , and , I protest to you , bestowed much on her ; followed her with a doting observance ; engrossed opportunities to meet her ; fee'd every slight occasion that could but niggardly give me sight of her ; not only bought many presents to give her , but have given largely to many to know what she would have given . Briefly , I have pursued her as love hath pursued me ; which hath been on the wing of all occasions . But whatsoever I have merited , either in my mind or in my means , meed , I am sure , I have received none ; unless experience be a jewel that I have purchased at an infinite rate ; and that hath taught me to say this , + +Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues ; +Pursuing that that flies , and flying what pursues + + +Have you received no promise of satisfaction at her hands ? + +Never . + +Have you importuned her to such a purpose ? + +Never . + +Of what quality was your love , then ? + +Like a fair house built upon another man's ground ; so that I have lost my edifice by mistaking the place where I erected it . + +To what purpose have you unfolded this to me ? + +When I have told you that , I have told you all . Some say , that though she appear honest to me , yet in other places she enlargeth her mirth so far that there is shrewd construction made of her . Now , Sir John , here is the heart of my purpose : you are a gentleman of excellent breeding , admirable discourse , of great admittance , authentic in your place and person , generally allowed for your many war-like , court-like , and learned preparations . + +O , sir ! + +Believe it , for you know it . There is money ; spend it , spend it ; spend more ; spend all I have ; only give me so much of your time in exchange of it , as to lay an amiable siege to the honesty of this Ford's wife : use your art of wooing , win her to consent to you ; if any man may , you may as soon as any . + +Would it apply well to the vehemency of your affection , that I should win what you would enjoy ? Methinks you prescribe to yourself very preposterously . + +O , understand my drift . She dwells so securely on the excellency of her honour , that the folly of my soul dares not present itself : she is too bright to be looked against . Now , could I come to her with any detection in my hand , my desires had instance and argument to commend themselves : I could drive her then from the ward of her purity , her reputation , her marriage vow , and a thousand other her defences , which now are too-too strongly embattled against me . What say you to't , Sir John ? + +Master Brook , I will first make bold with your money ; next , give me your hand ; and last , as I am a gentleman , you shall , if you will , enjoy Ford's wife . + +O good sir ! + +I say you shall . + +Want no money , Sir John ; you shall want none . + +Want no Mistress Ford , Master Brook ; you shall want none . I shall be with her , I may tell you , by her own appointment ; even as you came in to me , her assistant or go-between parted from me : I say I shall be with her between ten and eleven ; for at that time the jealous rascally knave her husband will be forth . Come you to me at night ; you shall know how I speed . + +I am blest in your acquaintance . Do you know Ford , sir ? + +Hang him , poor cuckoldly knave ! I know him not . Yet I wrong him , to call him poor : they say the jealous wittolly knave hath masses of money ; for the which his wife seems to me well-favoured . I will use her as the key of the cuckoldly rogue's coffer ; and there's my harvest-home . + +I would you knew Ford , sir , that you might avoid him , if you saw him . + +Hang him , mechanical salt-butter rogue ! I will stare him out of his wits ; I will awe him with my cudgel : it shall hang like a meteor o'er the cuckold's horns . Master Brook , thou shalt know I will predominate over the peasant , and thou shalt he with his wife . Come to me soon at night . Ford's a knave , and I will aggravate his style ; thou , Master Brook , shalt know him for knave and cuckold . Come to me soon at night . + + +What a damned Epicurean rascal is this ! My heart is ready to crack with impatience . Who says this is improvident jealousy ? my wife hath sent to him , the hour is fixed , the match is made . Would any man have thought this ? See the hell of having a false woman ! My bed shall be abused , my coffers ransacked , my reputation gnawn at ; and I shall not only receive this villanous wrong , but stand under the adoption of abominable terms , and by him that does me this wrong . Terms ! names ! Amaimon sounds well ; Lucifer , well ; Barbason , well ; yet they are devils' additions , the names of fiends : but Cuckold ! Wittol !Cuckold ! the devil himself hath not such a name . Page is an ass , a secure ass : he will trust his wife ; he will not be jealous . I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter , Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese , an Irishman with my aqua-vit bottle , or a thief to walk my ambling gelding , than my wife with herself : then she plots , then she ruminates , then she devises ; and what they think in their hearts they may effect , they will break their hearts but they will effect . God be praised for my jealousy ! Eleven o'clock the hour : I will prevent this , detect my wife , be revenged on Falstaff , and laugh at Page . I will about it ; better three hours too soon than a minute too late . Fie , fie , fie ! cuckold ! cuckold ! cuckold ! + + +Jack Rugby ! + +Sir ? + +Vat is de clock , Jack ? + +'Tis past the hour , sir , that Sir Hugh promised to meet . + +By gar , he has save his soul , dat he is no come : he has pray his Pible vell , dat he is no come . By gar , Jack Rugby , he is dead already , if he be come . + +He is wise , sir ; he knew your worship would kill him , if he came . + +By gar , de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him . Take your rapier , Jack ; I vill tell you how I vill kill him . + +Alas , sir ! I cannot fence . + +Villany , take your rapier . + +Forbear ; here's company . + + +Bless thee , bully doctor ! + +Save you , Master Doctor Caius ! + +Now , good Master doctor ! + +Give you good morrow , sir . + +Vat be all you , one , two , tree , four , come for ? + +To see thee fight , to see thee foin , to see thee traverse ; to see thee here , to see thee there ; to see thee pass thy punto , thy stock , thy reverse , thy distance , thy montant . Is he dead , my Ethiopian ? is he dead , my Francisco ? ha , bully ! What says my sculapius ? my Galen ? my heart of elder ? ha ! is he dead , bully stale ? is he dead ? + +By gar , he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld ; he is not show his face . + +Thou art a Castilian King Urinal ! Hector of Greece , my boy ! + +I pray you , bear vitness that me have stay six or seven , two , tree hours for him , and he is no come . + +He is the wiser man , Master doctor : he is a curer of souls , and you a curer of bodies ; if you should fight , you go against the hair of your professions . Is it not true , Master Page ? + +Master Shallow , you have yourself been a great fighter , though now a man of peace . + +Bodykins , Master Page , though I now be old and of the peace , if I see a sword out , my finger itches to make one . Though we are justices and doctors and churchmen , Master Page , we have some salt of our youth in us ; we are the sons of women , Master Page . + +'Tis true , Master Shallow . + +It will be found so , Master Page . Master Doctor Caius , I am come to fetch you home . I am sworn of the peace : you have showed yourself a wise physician , and Sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise and patient churchman . You must go with me , Master doctor . + +Pardon , guest-justice .A word , Monsieur Mockwater . + +Mock-vater ! vat is dat ? + +Mock-water , in our English tongue , is valour , bully . + +By gar , den , I have as mush mock-vater as de Englishman . Scurvy jack-dog priest ! by gar , me vill cut his ears . + +He will clapper-claw thee tightly , bully . + +Clapper-de-claw ! vat is dat ? + +That is , he will make thee amends . + +By gar , me do look , he shall clapper-de-claw me ; for , by gar , me vill have it . + +And I will provoke him to't , or let him wag . + +Me tank you for dat . + +And moreover , bully ,But first , Master guest , and Master Page , and eke Cavaliero Slender , go you through the town to Frogmore . + + +Sir Hugh is there , is he ? + +He is there : see what humour he is in ; and I will bring the doctor about by the fields . Will it do well ? + +We will do it . + +Adieu , good Master doctor . + + +By gar , me vill kill de priest ; for he speak for a jack-an-ape to Anne Page . + +Let him die . Sheathe thy impatience ; throw cold water on thy choler : go about the fields with me through Frogmore : I will bring thee where Mistress Anne Page is , at a farmhouse a-feasting ; and thou shalt woo her . Cried I aim ? said I well ? + +By gar , me tank you for dat : by gar , I love you ; and I shall procure-a you de good guest , de earl , de knight , de lords , de gentlemen , my patients . + +For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne Page : said I well ? + +By gar , 'tis good ; vell said . + +Let us wag , then . + +Come at my heels , Jack Rugby . + +I pray you now , good Master Slender's serving-man , and friend Simple by your name , which way have you looked for Master Caius , that calls himself doctor of physic ? + +Marry , sir , the pittie-ward , the parkward , every way ; old Windsor way , and every way but the town way . + +I most fehemently desire you you will also look that way . + +I will , sir . + + +Pless my soul ! how full of chollors I am , and trempling of mind ! I shall be glad if he have deceived me . How melancholies I am ! I will knog his urinals about his knave's costard when I have goot opportunities for the 'ork : pless my soul ! + + +To shallow rivers , to whose falls +Melodious birds sing madrigals ; +There will we make our peds of roses , +And a thousand fragrant pasies . +To shallow + +Mercy on me ! I have a great dispositions to cry . + + +Melodious birds sing madrigals , +When as I sat in Pabylon , +And a thousand vagram posies . +To shallow , + +Yonder he is coming , this way , Sir Hugh . + +He's welcome . + + +To shallow rivers , to whose falls + +Heaven prosper the right !what weapons is he ? + +No weapons , sir . There comes my master , Master Shallow , and another gentleman , from Frogmore , over the stile , this way . + +Pray you , give me my gown ; or else keep it in your arms . + +How now , Master Parson ! Good morrow , good Sir Hugh . Keep a gamester from the dice , and a good student from his book , and it is wonderful . + +Ah , sweet Anne Page ! + +Save you , good Sir Hugh ! + +Pless you from His mercy sake , all of you ! + +What , the sword and the word ! do you study them both , Master Parson ? + +And youthful still in your doublet and hose ! this raw rheumatic day ? + +There is reasons and causes for it . + +We are come to you to do a good office , Master parson . + +Fery well : what is it ? + +Yonder is a most reverend gentleman , who , belike having received wrong by some person , is at most odds with his own gravity and patience that ever you saw . + +I have lived fourscore years and upward ; I never heard a man of his place , gravity , and learning , so wide of his own respect . + +What is he ? + +I think you know him ; Master Doctor Caius , the renowned French physician . + +Got's will , and his passion of my heart ! I had as lief you would tell me of a mess of porridge . + +Why ? + +He has no more knowledge in Hibbocrates and Galen ,and he is a knave besides ; a cowardly knave as you would desires to be acquainted withal . + +I warrant you , he's the man should fight with him . + +O , sweet Anne Page ! + +It appears so , by his weapons . Keep them asunder : here comes Doctor Caius . + + +Nay , good Master parson , keep in your weapon . + +So do you , good Master doctor . + +Disarm them , and let them question : let them keep their limbs whole and hack our English . + +I pray you , let-a me speak a word vit your ear : verefore vill you not meet-a me ? + +Pray you , use your patience : in good time . + +By gar , you are de coward , de Jack dog , John ape . + +Pray you , let us not be laughing-stogs to other men's humours ; I desire you in friendship , and I will one way or other make you amends : [Aloud .] I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb for missing your meetings and appointments . + +Diable !Jack Rugby ,mine host de Jarretierre ,have I not stay for him to kill him ? have I not , at de place I did appoint ? + +As I am a Christians soul , now , look you , this is the place appointed : I'll be judgment by mine host of the Garter . + +Peace , I say , Gallia and Guallia ; French and Welsh , soul-curer and body-curer ! + +Ay , dat is very good ; excellent . + +Peace , I say ! hear mine host of the Garter . Am I politic ? am I subtle ? am I a Machiavel ? Shall I lose my doctor ? no ; he gives me the potions and the motions . Shall I lose my parson , my priest , my Sir Hugh ? no ; he gives me the proverbs and the no-verbs . Give me thy hand , terrestrial ; so ;give me thy hand celestial ; so . Boys of art , I have deceived you both ; I have directed you to wrong places : your hearts are mighty , your skins are whole , and let burnt sack be the issue . Come , lay their swords to pawn . Follow me , lads of peace ; follow , follow , follow . + +Trust me , a mad host !Follow , gentlemen , follow . + +O , sweet Anne Page ! + + +Ha ! do I perceive dat ? have you make-a de sot of us , ha , ha ? + +This is well ; he has made us his vlouting-stog . I desire you that we may be friends and let us knog our prains together to be revenge on this same scall , scurvy , cogging companion , the host of the Garter . + +By gar , vit all my heart . He promise to bring me vere is Anne Page : by gar , he deceive me too . + +Well , I will smite his noddles . Pray you , follow . + + +Nay , keep your way , little gallant : you were wont to be a follower , but now you are a leader . Whether had you rather lead mine eyes , or eye your master's heels ? + +I had rather , forsooth , go before you like a man than follow him like a dwarf . + +O ! you are a flattering boy : now I see you'll be a courtier . + + +Well met , Mistress Page . Whither go you ? + +Truly , sir , to see your wife : is she at home ? + +Ay ; and as idle as she may hang together , for want of company . I think , if your husbands were dead , you two would marry . + +Be sure of that ,two other husbands . + +Where had you this pretty weathercock ? + +I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of . What do you call your knight's name , sirrah ? + +Sir John Falstaff . + +Sir John Falstaff ! + +He , he ; I can never hit on's name . There is such a league between my good man and he ! Is your wife at home indeed ? + +Indeed she is . + +By your leave , sir : I am sick till I see her . + + +Has Page any brains ? hath he any eyes ? hath he any thinking ? Sure , they sleep ; he hath no use of them . Why , this boy will carry a letter twenty mile , as easy as a cannon will shoot point-blank twelve score . He pieces out his wife's inclination ; he gives her folly motion and advantage : and now she's going to my wife , and Falstaff's boy with her . A man may hear this shower sing in the wind : and Falstaff's boy with her ! Good plots ! they are laid ; and our revolted wives share damnation together . Well ; I will take him , then torture my wife , pluck the borrowed veil of modesty from the so seeming Mistress Page , divulge Page himself for a secure and wilful Act on ; and to these violent proceedings all my neighbours shall cry aim . + +The clock gives me my cue , and my assurance bids me search ; there I shall find Falstaff . I shall be rather praised for this than mocked ; for it is as positive as the earth is firm , that Falstaff is there : I will go . + + +Well met , Master Ford . + +Trust me , a good knot . I have good cheer at home ; and I pray you all go with me . + +I must excuse myself , Master Ford . + +And so must I , sir : we have appointed to dine with Mistress Anne , and I would not break with her for more money than I'll speak of . + +We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and my cousin Slender , and this day we shall have our answer . + +I hope I have your good will , father Page . + +You have , Master Slender ; I stand wholly for you : but my wife , Master doctor , is for you altogether . + +Ay , by gar ; and de maid is love-a me : my nursh-a Quickly tell me so mush . + +What say you to young Master Fenton ? he capers , he dances , he has eyes of youth , he writes verses , he speaks holiday , he smells April and May : he will carry't , he will carry't ; 'tis in his buttons ; he will carry't . + +Not by my consent , I promise you . The gentleman is of no having : he kept company with the wild prince and Pointz ; he is of too high a region ; he knows too much . No , he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of my substance : if he take her , let him take her simply ; the wealth I have waits on my consent , and my consent goes not that way . + +I beseech you heartily , some of you go home with me to dinner : besides your cheer , you shall have sport ; I will show you a monster . Master doctor , you shall go ; so shall you , Master Page ; and you , Sir Hugh . + +Well , fare you well : we shall have the freer wooing at Master Page's . + + +Go home , John Rugby ; I come anon . + + +Farewell , my hearts : I will to my honest knight Falstaff , and drink canary with him . + + +I think I shall drink in pipewine first with him ; I'll make him dance . Will you go , gentles ? + +Have with you to see this monster . + + +What , John ! what , Robert ! + +Quickly , quickly :Is the buckbasket + +I warrant . What , Robin , I say ! + + +Come , come , come . + +Here , set it down . + +Give your men the charge ; we must be brief . + +Marry , as I told you before , John , and Robert , be ready here hard by in the brewhouse ; and when I suddenly call you , come forth , and without any pause or staggering , take this basket on your shoulders : that done , trudge with it in all haste , and carry it among the whitsters in Datchet-mead , and there empty it in the muddy ditch , close by the Thames side . + +You will do it ? + +I have told them over and over ; they lack no direction . Be gone , and come when you are called . + + +Here comes little Robin . + + +How now , my eyas-musket ! what news with you ? + +My master , Sir John , is come in at your back-door , Mistress Ford , and requests your company . + +You little Jack-a-Lent , have you been true to us ? + +Ay , I'll be sworn . My master knows not of your being here , and hath threatened to put me into everlasting liberty if I tell you of it ; for he swears he'll turn me away . + +Thou'rt a good boy ; this secrecy of thine shall be a tailor to thee and shall make thee a new doublet and hose . I'll go hide me . + +Do so . Go tell thy master I am alone . + +Mistress Page , remember you your cue . + +I warrant thee ; if I do not act it , hiss me . + + +Go to , then : we'll use this unwholesome humidity , this gross watery pumpion ; we'll teach him to know turtles from jays . + + +'Have I caught my heavenly jewel ?' Why , now let me die , for I have lived long enough : this is the period of my ambition : O this blessed hour ! + +O , sweet Sir John ! + +Mistress Ford , I cannot cog , I cannot prate , Mistress Ford . Now shall I sin in my wish : I would thy husband were dead . I'll speak it before the best lord , I would make thee my lady . + +I your lady , Sir John ! alas , I should be a pitiful lady . + +Let the court of France show me such another . I see how thine eye would emulate the diamond : thou hast the right arched beauty of the brow that becomes the ship-tire , the tire-valiant , or any tire of Venetian admittance . + +A plain kerchief , Sir John : my brows become nothing else ; nor that well neither . + +By the Lord , thou art a traitor to say so : thou wouldst make an absolute courtier ; and the firm fixture of thy foot would give an excellent motion to thy gait in a semi-circled farthingale . I see what thou wert , if Fortune thy foe were not , Nature thy friend . Come , thou canst not hide it . + +Believe me , there's no such thing in me . + +What made me love thee ? let that persuade thee there's something extraordinary in thee . Come , I cannot cog and say thou art this and that , like a many of these lisping hawthornbuds , that come like women in men s apparel , and smell like Bucklersbury in simple-time ; I cannot ; but I love thee ; none but thee ; and thou deservest it . + +Do not betray me , sir . I fear you love Mistress Page . + +Thou mightst as well say , I love to walk by the Counter-gate , which is as hateful to me as the reek of a lime-kiln . + +Well , heaven knows how I love you ; and you shall one day find it . + +Keep in that mind ; I'll deserve it . + +Nay , I must tell you , so you do , or else I could not be in that mind . + +Mistress Ford ! Mistress Ford ! here's Mistress Page at the door , sweating and blowing and looking wildly , and would needs speak with you presently . + +She shall not see me : I will ensconce me behind the arras . + +Pray you , do so : she's a very tattling woman . + + +What's the matter ? how now ! + +O Mistress Ford ! what have you done ? You're shamed , you are overthrown , you're undone for ever ! + +What's the matter , good Mistress Page ? + +O well-a-day , Mistress Ford ! having an honest man to your husband , to give him such cause of suspicion ! + +What cause of suspicion ? + +What cause of suspicion ! Out upon you ! how am I mistook in you ! + +Why , alas , what's the matter ? + +Your husband's coming hither , woman , with all the officers of Windsor , to search for a gentleman that he says is here now in the house by your consent , to take an ill advantage of his absence : you are undone . + +Speak louder .'Tis not so , I hope . + +Pray heaven it be not so , that you have such a man here ! but 'tis most certain your husband's coming with half Windsor at his heels , to search for such a one . I come before to tell you . If you know yourself clear , why , I am glad of it ; but if you have a friend here , convey , convey him out . Be not amazed ; call all your senses to you : defend your reputation , or bid farewell to your good life for ever . + +What shall I do ?There is a gentleman , my dear friend ; and I fear not mine own shame so much as his peril : I had rather than a thousand pound he were out of the house . + +For shame ! never stand 'you had rather' and 'you had rather :' your husband's here at hand ; bethink you of some conveyance : in the house you cannot hide him . O , how have you deceived me ! Look , here is a basket : if he be of any reasonable stature , he may creep in here ; and throw foul linen upon him , as if it were going to bucking : or it is whiting-time send him by your two men to Datchet-mead . + +He's too big to go in there . What shall I do ? + +Let me see't , let me see't , O , let me see't ! I'll in , I'll in . Follow your friend's counsel . I'll in . + +What , Sir John Falstaff ! Are these your letters , knight ? + +I love thee , and none but thee ; help me away : let me creep in here . I'll never + + +Help to cover your master , boy . Call your men , Mistress Ford . You dissembling knight ! + +What , John ! Robert ! John ! + +Go take up these clothes here quickly ; where's the cowl-staff ? look , how you drumble ! carry them to the laundress in Datchet-mead ; quickly , come . + +Pray you , come near : if I suspect without cause , why then make sport at me ; then let me be your jest ; I deserve it . How now ! what goes here ? whither bear you this ? + +To the laundress , forsooth . + +Why , what have you to do whither they bear it ? You were best meddle with buck-washing . + +Buck ! I would I could wash myself of the buck ! Buck , buck , buck ! Ay , buck ; I warrant you , buck ; and of the season too , it shall appear . + +Gentlemen , I have dreamed to-night ; I'll tell you my dream . Here , here , here be my keys : ascend my chambers ; search , seek , find out : I'll warrant we'll unkennel the fox . Let me stop this way first . [Locking the door .] So , now uncape . + +Good Master Ford , be contented : you wrong yourself too much . + +True , Master Page . Up , gentlemen ; you shall see sport anon : follow me , gentlemen . + + +This is fery fantastical humours and jealousies . + +By gar , 'tis no de fashion of France ; it is not jealous in France . + +Nay , follow him , gentlemen ; see the issue of his search . + + +Is there not a double excellency in this ? + +I know not which pleases me better ; that my husband is deceived , or Sir John . + +What a taking was he in when your husband asked who was in the basket ! + +I am half afraid he will have need of washing ; so throwing him into the water will do him a benefit . + +Hang him , dishonest rascal ! I would all of the same strain were in the same distress . + +I think my husband hath some special suspicion of Falstaff's being here ; for I never saw him so gross in his jealousy till now . + +I will lay a plot to try that ; and we will yet have more tricks with Falstaff : his dissolute disease will scarce obey this medicine . + +Shall we send that foolish carrion Mistress Quickly to him , and excuse his throwing into the water ; and give him another hope , to betray him to another punishment ? + +We will do it : let him be sent for to-morrow , eight o'clock , to have amends . + + +I cannot find him : may be the knave bragged of that he could not compass . + +Heard you that ? + +Ay , ay , peace .You use me well , Master Ford , do you ? + +Ay , I do so . + +Heaven make you better than your thoughts ! + +Amen ! + +You do yourself mighty wrong , Master Ford . + +Ay , ay ; I must bear it . + +If there pe any pody in the house , and in the chambers , and in the coffers , and in the presses , heaven forgive my sins at the day of judgment ! + +By gar , nor I too , dere is no bodies . + +Fie , fie , Master Ford ! are you not ashamed ? What spirit , what devil suggests this imagination ? I would not ha' your distemper in this kind for the wealth of Windsor Castle . + +'Tis my fault , Master Page : I suffer for it . + +You suffer for a pad conscience : your wife is as honest a 'omans as I will desires among five thousand , and five hundred too . + +By gar , I see 'tis an honest woman . + +Well ; I promised you a dinner . Come , come , walk in the Park : I pray you , pardon me ; I will hereafter make known to you why I have done this . Come , wife ; come , Mistress Page . I pray you , pardon me ; pray heartily , pardon me . + +Let's go in , gentlemen ; but , trust me , we'll mock him . I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house to breakfast ; after , we'll a-birding together : I have a fine hawk for the bush . Shall it be so ? + +Any thing . + +If there is one , I shall make two in the company . + +If dere be one or two , I shall make-a de turd . + +Pray you go , Master Page . + +I pray you now , remembrance to-morrow on the lousy knave , mine host . + +Dat is good ; by gar , vit all my heart . + +A lousy knave ! to have his gibes and his mockeries ! + + +I see I cannot get thy father's love ; +Therefore no more turn me to him , sweet Nan . + +Alas ! how then ? + +Why , thou must be thyself . +He doth object , I am too great of birth , +And that my state being gall'd with my expense , +I seek to heal it only by his wealth . +Besides these , other bars he lays before me , +My riots past , my wild societies ; +And tells me 'tis a thing impossible +I should love thee but as a property . + +May be he tells you true . + +No , heaven so speed me in my time to come ! +Albeit I will confess thy father's wealth +Was the first motive that I woo'd thee , Anne : +Yet , wooing thee , I found thee of more value +Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags ; +And 'tis the very riches of thyself +That now I aim at . + +Gentle Master Fenton , +Yet seek my father's love ; still seek it , sir : +If opportunity and humblest suit +Cannot attain it , why , then ,hark you hither . + +Break their talk , Mistress Quickly : my kinsman shall speak for himself . + +I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't . 'Slid , 'tis but venturing . + +Be not dismayed . + +No , she shall not dismay me : I care not for that , but that I am afeard . + +Hark ye ; Master Slender would speak a word with you . + +I come to him . + +This is my father's choice . +O , what a world of vile ill-favour'd faults +Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year ! + +And how does good Master Fenton ? Pray you , a word with you . + +She's coming ; to her , coz . O boy , thou hadst a father ! + +I had a father , Mistress Anne ; my uncle can tell you good jests of him . Pray you , uncle , tell Mistress Anne the jest , how my father stole two geese out of a pen , good uncle . + +Mistress Anne , my cousin loves you . + +Ay , that I do ; as well as I love any woman in Glostershire . + +He will maintain you like a gentlewoman . + +Ay , that I will , come cut and long-tail , under the degree of a squire . + +He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure . + +Good Master Shallow , let him woo for himself . + +Marry , I thank you for it ; I thank you for that good comfort . She calls you , coz : I'll leave you . + +Now , Master Slender . + +Now , good Mistress Anne . + +What is your will ? + +My will ? od's heartlings ! that's a pretty jest , indeed ! I ne'er made my will yet , I thank heaven ; I am not such a sickly creature , I give heaven praise . + +I mean , Master Slender , what would you with me ? + +Truly , for mine own part , I would little or nothing with you . Your father and my uncle have made motions : if it be my luck , so ; if not , happy man be his dole ! They can tell you how things go better than I can : you may ask your father ; here he comes . + + +Now , Master Slender : love him , daughter Anne . +Why , how now ! what does Master Fenton here ? +You wrong me , sir , thus still to haunt my house : +I told you , sir , my daughter is dispos'd of . + +Nay , Master Page , be not impatient . + +Good Master Fenton , come not to my child . + +She is no match for you . + +Sir , will you hear me ? + +No , good Master Fenton . +Come , Master Shallow ; come , son Slender , in . +Knowing my mind , you wrong me , Master Fenton . + + +Speak to Mistress Page . + +Good Mistress Page , for that I love your daughter +In such a righteous fashion as I do , +Perforce , against all checks , rebukes and manners , +I must advance the colours of my love +And not retire : let me have your good will . + +Good mother , do not marry me to yond fool . + +I mean it not ; I seek you a better husband . + +That's my master , Master doctor . + +Alas ! I had rather be set quick i' the earth , +And bowl'd to death with turnips . + +Come , trouble not yourself . Good Master Fenton , +I will not be your friend nor enemy : +My daughter will I question how she loves you , +And as I find her , so am I affected . +'Till then , farewell , sir : she must needs go in ; +Her father will be angry . + +Farewell , gentle mistress . Farewell , Nan . + + +This is my doing , now : 'Nay ,' said I , 'will you cast away your child on a fool , and a physician ? Look on Master Fenton .' This is my doing . + +I thank thee : and I pray thee , once to-night +Give my sweet Nan this ring . There's for thy pains . + +Now heaven send thee good fortune ! + +A kind heart he hath : a woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart . But yet I would my master had Mistress Anne ; or I would Master Slender had her ; or , in sooth , I would Master Fenton had her . I will do what I can for them all three , for so I have promised , and I'll be as good as my word ; but speciously for Master Fenton . Well , I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses : what a beast am I to slack it ! + + +Bardolph , I say , + +Here , sir . + +Go fetch me a quart of sack ; put a toast in't . + +Have I lived to be carried in a basket , and to be thrown in the Thames like a barrow of butcher's offal ? Well , if I be served such another trick , I'll have my brains ta'en out , and buttered , and give them to a dog for a new year's gift . The rogues slighted me into the river with as little remorse as they would have drowned a blind bitch's puppies , fifteen i' the litter ; and you may know by my size that I have a kind of alacrity in sinking : if the bottom were as deep as hell , I should down . I had been drowned but that the shore was shelvy and shallow ; a death that I abhor , for the water swells a man , and what a thing should I have been when I had been swelled ! I should have been a mountain of mummy . + + +Here's Mistress Quickly , sir , to speak with you . + +Come , let me pour in some sack to the Thames water , for my belly's as cold as if I had swallowed snowballs for pills to cool the reins . Call her in . + +Come in , woman . + + +By your leave . I cry you mercy : give your worship good morrow . + +Take away these chalices . Go brew me a pottle of sack finely . + +With eggs , sir ? + +Simple of itself ; I'll no pullet-sperm in my brewage . + +How now ! + +Marry , sir , I come to your worship from Mistress Ford . + +Mistress Ford ! I have had ford enough ; I was thrown into the ford ; I have my belly full of ford . + +Alas the day ! good heart , that was not her fault : she does so take on with her men ; they mistook their erection . + +So did I mine , to build upon a foolish woman's promise . + +Well , she laments , sir , for it , that it would yearn your heart to see it . Her husband goes this morning a-birding : she desires you once more to come to her between eight and nine . I must carry her word quickly : she'll make you amends , I warrant you . + +Well , I will visit her : tell her so ; and bid her think what a man is : let her consider his frailty , and then judge of my merit . + +I will tell her . + +Do so . Between nine and ten , sayest thou ? + +Eight and nine , sir . + +Well , be gone : I will not miss her . + +Peace be with you , sir . + + +I marvel I hear not of Master Brook ; he sent me word to stay within . I like his money well . O ! here he comes . + + +Bless you , sir ! + +Now , Master Brook , you come to know what hath passed between me and Ford's wife ? + +That , indeed , Sir John , is my business . + +Master Brook , I will not lie to you : I was at her house the hour she appointed me . + +And how sped you , sir ? + +Very ill-favouredly , Master Brook . + +How so , sir ? did she change her determination ? + +No , Master Brook ; but the peaking cornuto her husband , Master Brook , dwelling in a continual 'larum of jealousy , comes me in the instant of our encounter , after we had embraced , kissed , protested , and , as it were , spoke the prologue of our comedy ; and at his heels a rabble of his companions , thither provoked and instigated by his distemper , and , forsooth , to search his house for his wife's love . + +What ! while you were there ? + +While I was there . + +And did he search for you , and could not find you ? + +You shall hear . As good luck would have it , comes in one Mistress Page ; gives intelligence of Ford's approach ; and in her invention , and Ford's wife's distraction , they conveyed me into a buck-basket . + +A buck-basket ! + +By the Lord , a buck-basket ! rammed me in with foul shirts and smocks , socks , foul stockings , greasy napkins ; that , Master Brook , there was the rankest compound of villanous smell that ever offended nostril . + +And how long lay you there ? + +Nay , you shall hear , Master Brook , what I have suffered to bring this woman to evil for your good . Being thus crammed in the basket , a couple of Ford's knaves , his hinds , were called forth by their mistress to carry me in the name of foul clothes to Datchet-lane : they took me on their shoulders ; met the jealous knave their master in the door , who asked them once or twice what they had in their basket . I quaked for fear lest the lunatic knave would have searched it ; but Fate , ordaining he should be a cuckold , held his hand . Well ; on went he for a search , and away went I for foul clothes . But mark the sequel , Master Brook : I suffered the pangs of three several deaths : first , an intolerable-fright , to be detected with a jealous rotten bell-wether ; next , to be compassed , like a good bilbo , in the circumference of a peck , hilt to point , heel to head ; and then , to be stopped in , like a strong distillation , with stinking clothes that fretted in their own grease : think of that , a man of my kidney , think of that , that am as subject to heat as butter ; a man of continual dissolution and thaw : it was a miracle to 'scape suffocation . And in the height of this bath , when I was more than half stewed in grease , like a Dutch dish , to be thrown into the Thames , and cooled , glowing hot , in that surge , like a horse-shoe ; think of that , hissing hot , think of that , Master Brook ! + +In good sadness , sir , I am sorry that for my sake you have suffered all this . My suit then is desperate ; you'll undertake her no more ? + +Master Brook , I will be thrown into Etna , as I have been into Thames , ere I will leave her thus . Her husband is this morning gone a-birding : I have received from her another embassy of meeting ; 'twixt eight and nine is the hour , Master Brook . + +'Tis past eight already , sir . + +Is it ? I will then address me to my appointment . Come to me at your convenient leisure , and you shall know how I speed , and the conclusion shall be crowned with your enjoying her : adieu . You shall have her , Master Brook ; Master Brook , you shall cuckold Ford . + + +Hum ! ha ! is this a vision ? is this a dream ? do I sleep ? Master Ford , awake ! awake , Master Ford ! there's a hole made in your best coat , Master Ford . This 'tis to be married : this 'tis to have linen and buck-baskets ! Well , I will proclaim myself what I am : I will now take the lecher ; he is at my house ; he cannot 'scape me ; 'tis impossible he should ; he cannot creep into a half-penny purse , nor into a pepper-box ; but , lest the devil that guides him should aid him , I will search impossible places . Though what I am I cannot avoid , yet to be what I would not , shall not make me tame : if I have horns to make me mad , let the proverb go with me ; I'll be horn-mad . + +Is he at Master Ford's already , thinkest thou ? + +Sure he is by this , or will be presently ; but truly , he is very courageous mad about his throwing into the water . Mistress Ford desires you to come suddenly . + +I'll be with her by and by : I'll but bring my young man here to school . Look , where his master comes ; 'tis a playing-day , I see . + +How now , Sir Hugh ! no school to-day ? + +No ; Master Slender is get the boys leave to play . + +Blessing of his heart ! + +Sir Hugh , my husband says my son profits nothing in the world at his book : I pray you , ask him some questions in his accidence . + +Come hither , William ; hold up your head ; come . + +Come on , sirrah ; hold up your head ; answer your master , be not afraid . + +William , how many numbers is in nouns ? + +Two . + +Truly , I thought there had been one number more , because they say , 'Od's nouns .' + +Peace your tattlings ! What is fair , William ? + +Pulcher . + +Polecats ! there are fairer things than polecats , sure . + +You are a very simplicity 'oman : I pray you peace . What is lapis , William ? + +A stone . + +And what is a stone , William ? + +A pebble . + +No , it is lapis : I pray you remember in your prain . + +Lapis . + +That is a good William . What is he , William , that does lend articles ? + +Articles are borrowed of the pronoun , and be thus declined , Singulariter , nominativo , hic , h c , hoc . + +Nominativo , hig , hag , hog ; pray you , mark : genitivo , hujus . Well , what is your accusative case ? + +Accusativo , hinc . + +I pray you , have your remembrance , child ; accusativo , hung , hang , hog . + +Hang hog is Latin for bacon , I warrant you . + +Leave your prabbles , 'oman . What is the focative case , William ? + +O vocativo , O . + +Remember , William ; focative is caret . + +And that's a good root . + +'Oman , forbear . + +Peace ! + +What is your genitive case plural , William ? + +Genitive case ? + +Ay . + +Genitive , horum , harum , horum . + +Vengeance of Jenny's case ! fie on her ! Never name her , child , if she be a whore . + +For shame , 'oman ! + +You do ill to teach the child such words . He teaches him to hick and to hack , which they'll do fast enough of themselves , and to call 'horum ?' fie upon you ! + +'Oman , art thou lunatics ? hast thou no understandings for thy cases and the numbers and the genders ? Thou art as foolish Christian creatures as I would desires . + +Prithee , hold thy peace . + +Show me now , William , some declensions of your pronouns . + +Forsooth , I have forgot . + +It is qui , qu , quod ; if you forget your quis , your qu s , and your quods , you must be preeches . Go your ways and play ; go . + +He is a better scholar than I thought he was . + +He is a good sprag memory . Farewell , Mistress Page . + +Adieu , good Sir Hugh . + +Get you home , boy . Come , we stay too long . + + +Mistress Ford , your sorrow hath eaten up my sufferance . I see you are obsequious in your love , and I profess requital to a hair's breadth ; not only , Mistress Ford , in the simple office of love , but in all the accoutrement , complement and ceremony of it . But are you sure of your husband now ? + +He's a-birding , sweet Sir John . + +What ho ! gossip Ford ! what ho ! + +Step into the chamber , Sir John . + +How now , sweetheart ! who's at home besides yourself ? + +Why , none but mine own people . + +Indeed ! + +No , certainly . + +Speak louder . + +Truly , I am so glad you have nobody here . + +Why ? + +Why , woman , your husband is in his old lunes again : he so takes on yonder with my husband ; so rails against all married mankind ; so curses all Eve's daughters , of what complexion soever ; and so buffets himself on the forehead , crying , 'Peer out , peer out !' that any madness I ever yet beheld seemed but tameness , civility and patience , to this his distemper he is in now . I am glad the fat knight is not here . + +Why , does he talk of him ? + +Of none but him ; and swears he was carried out , the last time he searched for him , in a basket : protests to my husband he is now here , and hath drawn him and the rest of their company from their sport , to make another experiment of his suspicion . But I am glad the knight is not here ; now he shall see his own foolery . + +How near is he , Mistress Page ? + +Hard by ; at street end ; he will be here anon . + +I am undone ! the knight is here . + +Why then you are utterly shamed , and he's but a dead man . What a woman are you ! Away with him , away with him ! better shame than murder . + +Which way should he go ? how should I bestow him ? Shall I put him into the basket again ? + + +No , I'll come no more i' the basket . May I not go out ere he come ? + +Alas ! three of Master Ford's brothers watch the door with pistols , that none shall issue out ; otherwise you might slip away ere he came . But what make you here ? + +What shall I do ? I'll creep up into the chimney . + +There they always use to discharge their birding-pieces . + +Creep into the kiln-hole . + +Where is it ? + +He will seek there , on my word . Neither press , coffer , chest , trunk , well , vault , but he hath an abstract for the remembrance of such places , and goes to them by his note : there is no hiding you in the house . + +I'll go out , then . + +If you go out in your own semblance , you die , Sir John . Unless you go out disguised , + +How might we disguise him ? + +Alas the day ! I know not . There is no woman's gown big enough for him ; otherwise , he might put on a hat , a muffler , and a kerchief , and so escape . + +Good hearts , devise something : any extremity rather than a mischief . + +My maid's aunt , the fat woman of Brainford , has a gown above . + +On my word , it will serve him ; she's as big as he is : and there's her thrummed hat and her muffler too . Run up , Sir John . + +Go , go , sweet Sir John : Mistress Page and I will look some linen for your head . + +Quick , quick ! we'll come dress you straight ; put on the gown the while . + + +I would my husband would meet him in this shape : he cannot abide the old woman of Brainford ; he swears she's a witch ; forbade her my house , and hath threatened to beat her . + +Heaven guide him to thy husband's cudgel , and the devil guide his cudgel afterwards ! + +But is my husband coming ? + +Ay , in good sadness , is he ; and talks of the basket too , howsoever he hath had intelligence . + +We'll try that ; for I'll appoint my men to carry the basket again , to meet him at the door with it , as they did last time . + +Nay , but he'll be here presently : let's go dress him like the witch of Brainford . + +I'll first direct my men what they shall do with the basket . Go up ; I'll bring linen for him straight . + + +Hang him , dishonest varlet ! we cannot misuse him enough . +We'll leave a proof , by that which we will do , +Wives may be merry , and yet honest too : +We do not act that often jest and laugh ; +'Tis old , but true , 'Still swine eats all the draff .' + +Go , sirs , take the basket again on your shoulders : your master is hard at door ; if he bid you set it down , obey him . Quickly ; dispatch . + + +Come , come , take it up . + +Pray heaven , it be not full of knight again . + +I hope not ; I had as lief bear so much lead . + + +Ay , but if it prove true , Master Page , have you any way then to unfool me again ? Set down the basket , villains . Somebody call my wife . Youth in a basket ! O you panderly rascals ! there's a knot , a ging , a pack , a conspiracy against me : now shall the devil be shamed . What , wife , I say ! Come , come forth ! Behold what honest clothes you send forth to bleaching ! + +Why , this passes ! Master Ford , you are not to go loose any longer ; you must be pinioned . + +Why , this is lunatics ! this is mad as a mad dog ! + +Indeed , Master Ford , this is not well , indeed . + +So say I too , sir . + +Come hither , Mistress Ford , the honest woman , the modest wife , the virtuous creature , that hath the jealous fool to her husband ! I suspect without cause , mistress , do I ? + +Heaven by my witness , you do , if you suspect me in any dishonesty . + +Well said , brazen-face ! hold it out . Come forth , sirrah ! + + +This passes ! + +Are you not ashamed ? let the clothes alone . + +I shall find you anon . + +'Tis unreasonable . Will you take up your wife's clothes ? Come away . + +Empty the basket , I say ! + +Why , man , why ? + +Master Page , as I am an honest man , there was one conveyed out of my house yesterday in this basket : why may not he be there again ? In my house I am sure he is ; my intelligence is true ; my jealousy is reasonable . Pluck me out all the linen . + +If you find a man there he shall die a flea's death . + +Here's no man . + +By my fidelity , this is not well , Master Ford ; this wrongs you . + +Master Ford , you must pray , and not follow the imaginations of your own heart : this is jealousies . + +Well , he's not here I seek for . + +No , nor nowhere else but in your brain . + + +Help to search my house this one time : if I find not what I seek , show no colour for my extremity ; let me for ever be your table-sport ; let them say of me , 'As jealous as Ford , that searched a hollow walnut for his wife's leman .' Satisfy me once more ; once more search with me . + +What ho , Mistress Page ! come you and the old woman down ; my husband will come into the chamber . + +Old woman ! What old woman's that ? + +Why , it is my maid's aunt of Brainford . + +A witch , a quean , an old cozening quean ! Have I not forbid her my house ? She comes of errands , does she ? We are simple men ; we do not know what's brought to pass under the profession of fortune-telling . She works by charms , by spells , by the figure , and such daubery as this is , beyond our element : we know nothing . Come down , you witch , you hag , you ; come down , I say ! + +Nay , good , sweet husband ! good gentlemen , let him not strike the old woman . + + +Come , Mother Prat ; come , give me your hand . + +I'll 'prat' her . + +Out of my door , you witch , you rag , you baggage , you polecat , you ronyon ! out , out ! I'll conjure you , I'll fortune-tell you . + + +Are you not ashamed ? I think you have killed the poor woman . + +Nay , he will do it . 'Tis a goodly credit for you . + +Hang her , witch ! + +By yea and no , I think the 'oman is a witch indeed : I like not when a 'oman has a great peard ; I spy a great peard under her muffler . + +Will you follow , gentlemen ? I beseech you , follow : see but the issue of my jealousy . If I cry out thus upon no trail , never trust me when I open again . + +Let's obey his humour a little further . Come , gentlemen . + + +Trust me , he beat him most pitifully . + +Nay , by the mass , that he did not ; he beat him most unpitifully methought . + +I'll have the cudgel hallowed and hung o'er the altar : it hath done meritorious service . + +What think you ? May we , with the warrant of womanhood and the witness of a good conscience , pursue him with any further revenge ? + +The spirit of wantonness is , sure , scared out of him : if the devil have him not in fee-simple , with fine and recovery , he will never , I think , in the way of waste , attempt us again . + +Shall we tell our husbands how we have served him ? + +Yes , by all means ; if it be but to scrape the figures out of your husband's brains . If they can find in their hearts the poor unvirtuous fat knight shall be any further afflicted , we two will still be the ministers . + +I'll warrant they'll have him publicly shamed , and methinks there would be no period to the jest , should he not be publicly shamed . + +Come , to the forge with it then ; shape it : I would not have things cool . + + +Sir , the Germans desire to have three of your horses : the duke himself will be to-morrow at court , and they are going to meet him . + +What duke should that be comes so secretly ? I hear not of him in the court . Let me speak with the gentlemen ; they speak English ? + +Ay , sir ; I'll call them to you . + +They shall have my horses , but I'll make them pay ; I'll sauce them : they have had my house a week at command ; I have turned away my other guests : they must come off ; I'll sauce them . Come . + + +'Tis one of the pest discretions of a 'oman as ever I did look upon . + +And did he send you both these letters at an instant ? + +Within a quarter of an hour . + +Pardon me , wife . Henceforth do what thou wilt ; +I rather will suspect the sun with cold +Than thee with wantonness : now doth thy honour stand , +In him that was of late an heretic , +As firm as faith . + +'Tis well , 'tis well ; no more . +Be not as extreme in submission +As in ofrence ; +But let our plot go forward : let our wives +Yet once again , to make us public sport , +Appoint a meeting with this old fat fellow , +Where we may take him and disgrace him for it . + +There is no better way than that they spoke of . + +How ? to send him word they'll meet him in the Park at midnight ? Fie , fie ! he'll never come . + +You say he has been thrown into the rivers , and has been grievously peaten as an old 'oman : methinks there should be terrors in him that he should not come ; methinks his flesh is punished , he shall have no desires . + +So think I too . + +Devise but how you'll use him when he comes , +And let us two devise to bring him thither . + +There is an old tale goes that Herne the hunter , +Sometime a keeper here in Windsor forest , +Doth all the winter-time , at still midnight , +Walk round about an oak , with great ragg'd horns ; +And there he blasts the tree , and takes the cattle , +And makes milch-kine yield blood , and shakes a chain +In a most hideous and dreadful manner : +You have heard of such a spirit , and well you know +The superstitious idle-headed eld +Receiv'd and did deliver to our age +This tale of Herne the hunter for a truth . + +Why , yet there want not many that do fear +In deep of night to walk by this Herne's oak . +But what of this ? + +Marry , this is our device ; +That Falstaff at that oak shall meet with us , +Disguis'd like Herne with huge horns on his head . + +Well , let it not be doubted but he'll come , +And in this shape when you have brought him thither , +What shall be done with him ? what is your plot ? + +That likewise have we thought upon , and thus : +Nan Page my daughter , and my little son , +And three or four more of their growth , we'll dress +Like urchins , ouphs and fairies , green and white , +With rounds of waxen tapers on their heads , +And rattles in their hands . Upon a sudden , +As Falstaff , she , and I , are newly met , +Let them from forth a sawpit rush at once +With some diffused song : upon their sight , +We two in great amazedness will fly : +Then let them all encircle him about , +And , fairy-like , to-pinch the unclean knight ; +And ask him why , that hour of fairy revel , +In their so sacred paths he dares to tread +In shape profane . + +And till he tell the truth , +Let the supposed fairies pinch him sound +And burn him with their tapers . + +The truth being known , +We'll all present ourselves , dis-horn the spirit , +And mock him home to Windsor . + +The children must +Be practis'd well to this , or they'll ne'er do't . + +I will teach the children their behaviours ; and I will be like a jack-an-apes also , to burn the knight with my taber . + +That will be excellent . I'll go buy them vizards . + +My Nan shall be the queen of all the fairies , +Finely attired in a robe of white . + +That silk will I go buy : + +and in that time +Shall Master Slender steal my Nan away , +And marry her at Eton . Go , send to Falstaff straight . + +Nay , I'll to him again in name of Brook ; +He'll tell me all his purpose . Sure , he'll come . + +Fear not you that . Go , get us properties , +And tricking for our fairies . + +Let us about it : it is admirable pleasures and fery honest knaveries . + + +Go , Mistress Ford , +Send Quickly to Sir John , to know his mind . + +I'll to the doctor : he hath my good will , +And none but he , to marry with Nan Page . +That Slender , though well landed , is an idiot ; +And him my husband best of all affects : +The doctor is well money'd , and his friends +Potent at court : he , none but he , shall have her , +Though twenty thousand worthier come to crave her . + + +What wouldst thou have , boor ? what , thick-skin ? speak , breathe , discuss ; brief , short , quick , snap . + +Marry , sir , I come to speak with Sir John Falstaff from Master Slender . + +There's his chamber , his house , his castle , his standing-bed and truckle-bed : 'tis painted about with the story of the Prodigal , fresh and new . Go knock and call : he'll speak like an Anthropophaginian unto thee : knock , I say . + +There's an old woman , a fat woman , gone up into his chamber : I'll be so bold as stay , sir , till she come down ; I come to speak with her , indeed . + +Ha ! a fat woman ! the knight may be robbed : I'll call . Bully knight ! Bully Sir John ! speak from thy lungs military : art thou there ? it is thine host , thine Ephesian , calls . + +How now , mine host ! + +Here's a Bohemian-Tartar tarries the coming down of thy fat woman . Let her descend , bully ; let her descend ; my chambers are honourable : fie ! privacy ? fie ! + + +There was , mine host , an old fat woman even now with me , but she's gone . + +Pray you , sir , was't not the wise woman of Brainford ? + +Ay , marry , was it , muscle-shell : what would you with her ? + +My Master , sir , Master Slender , sent to her , seeing her go thorough the streets , to know , sir , whether one Nym , sir , that beguiled him of a chain , had the chain or no . + +I spake with the old woman about it . + +And what says she , I pray , sir ? + +Marry , she says that the very same man that beguiled Master Slender of his chain cozened him of it . + +I would I could have spoken with the woman herself : I had other things to have spoken with her too , from him . + +What are they ? let us know . + +Ay , come ; quick . + +I may not conceal them , sir . + +Conceal them , or thou diest . + +Why , sir , they were nothing but about Mistress Anne Page ; to know if it were my master's fortune to have her or no . + +'Tis , 'tis his fortune . + +What , sir ? + +To have her , or no . Go ; say the woman told me so . + +May I be bold to say so , sir ? + +Ay , Sir Tike ; who more bold ? + +I thank your worship : I shall make my master glad with these tidings . + + +Thou art clerkly , thou art clerkly , Sir John . Was there a wise woman with thee ? + +Ay , that there was , mine host ; one that hath taught me more wit than ever I learned before in my life : and I paid nothing for it neither , but was paid for my learning . + + +Out , alas , sir ! cozenage , mere cozenage ! + +Where be my horses ? speak well of them , varletto . + +Run away , with the cozeners ; for so soon as I came beyond Eton , they threw me off , from behind one of them , in a slough of mire ; and set spurs and away , like three German devils , three Doctor Faustuses . + +They are gone but to meet the duke , villain . Do not say they be fled : Germans are honest men . + + +Where is mine host ? + +What is the matter , sir ? + +Have a care of your entertainments : there is a friend of mine come to town , tells me , there is three cozen-germans that has cozened all the hosts of Readins , of Maidenhead , of Colebrook , of horses and money . I tell you for good will , look you : you are wise and full of gibes and vlouting-stogs , and 'tis not convenient you should be cozened . Fare you well . + +Vere is mine host de Jarteer ? + +Here , Master doctor , in perplexity and doubtful dilemma . + +I cannot tell vat is dat ; but it is tell-a me dat you make grand preparation for a duke de Jamany : by my trot , dere is no duke dat de court is know to come . I tell you for good vill : adieu . + + +Hue and cry , villain ! go . Assist me , knight ; I am undone . Fly , run , hue and cry , villain ! I am undone ! + + +I would all the world might be cozened , for I have been cozened and beaten too . If it should come to the ear of the court how I have been transformed , and how my transformation hath been washed and cudgelled , they would melt me out of my fat drop by drop , and liquor fishermen's boots with me : I warrant they would whip me with their fine wits till I were as crest-fallen as a dried pear . I never prospered since I forswore myself at primero . Well , if my wind were but long enough to say my prayers , I would repent . + +Now , whence come you ? + +From the two parties , forsooth . + +The devil take one party and his dam the other ! and so they shall be both bestowed . I have suffered more for their sakes , more than the villanous inconstancy of man's disposition is able to bear . + +And have not they suffered ? Yes , I warrant ; speciously one of them : Mistress Ford , good heart , is beaten black and blue , that you cannot see a white spot about her . + +What tellest thou me of black and blue ? I was beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow ; and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of Brainford : but that my admirable dexterity of wit , my counterfeiting the action of an old woman , delivered me , the knave constable had set me i' the stocks , i' the common stocks , for a witch . + +Sir , let me speak with you in your chamber ; you shall hear how things go , and , I warrant , to your content . Here is a letter will say somewhat . Good hearts ! what ado here is to bring you together ! Sure , one of you does not serve heaven well , that you are so crossed . + +Come up into my chamber . + + +Master Fenton , talk not to me : my mind is heavy ; I will give over all . + +Yet hear me speak . Assist me in my purpose , +And , as I am a gentleman , I'll give thee +A hundred pound in gold more than your loss . + +I will hear you , Master Fenton ; and I will , at the least , keep your counsel . + +From time to time I have acquainted you +With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page ; +Who , mutually hath answer'd my affection , +So far forth as herself might be her chooser , +Even to my wish . I have a letter from her +Of such contents as you will wonder at ; +The mirth whereof so larded with my matter , +That neither singly can be manifested , +Without the show of both ; wherein fat Falstaff +Hath a great scare : the image of the jest +I'll show you here at large + +Hark , good mine host : +To-night at Herne's oak , just 'twixt twelve and one , +Must my sweet Nan present the Fairy Queen ; +The purpose why , is here : in which disguise , +While other jests are something rank on foot , +Her father hath commanded her to slip +Away with Slender , and with him at Eton +Immediately to marry : she hath consented : +Now , sir , +Her mother , even strong against that match +And firm for Doctor Caius , hath appointed +That he shall likewise shuffle her away , +While other sports are tasking of their minds ; +And at the deanery , where a priest attends , +Straight marry her : to this her mother's plot +She , seemingly obedient , likewise hath +Made promise to the doctor . Now , thus it rests : +Her father means she shall be all in white , +And in that habit , when Slender sees his time +To take her by the hand and bid her go , +She shall go with him : her mother hath intended , +The better to denote her to the doctor , +For they must all be mask'd and vizarded +That quaint in green she shall be loose enrob'd , +With ribands pendent , flaring 'bout her head ; +And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe , +To pinch her by the hand ; and on that token +The maid hath given consent to go with him . + +Which means she to deceive , father or mother ? + +Both , my good host , to go along with me : +And here it rests , that you'll procure the vicar +To stay for me at church 'twixt twelve and one , +And , in the lawful name of marrying , +To give our hearts united ceremony . + +Well , husband your device ; I'll to the vicar . +Bring you the maid , you shall not lack a priest . + +So shall I evermore be bound to thee ; +Besides , I'll make a present recompense . + +Prithee , no more prattling ; go : I'll hold . This is the third time ; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers . Away ! go . They say there is divinity in odd numbers , either in nativity , chance or death . Away ! + +I'll provide you a chain , and I'll do what I can to get you a pair of horns . + +Away , I say ; time wears : hold up your head , and mince . + + +How now , Master Brook ! Master Brook , the matter will be known to-night , or never . Be you in the Park about midnight , at Herne's oak , and you shall see wonders . + +Went you not to her yesterday , sir , as you told me you had appointed ? + +I went to her , Master Brook , as you see , like a poor old man ; but I came from her , Master Brook , like a poor old woman . That same knave Ford , her husband , hath the finest mad devil of jealousy in him , Master Brook , that ever governed frenzy . I will tell you : he beat me grievously , in the shape of a woman ; for in the shape of a man , Master Brook , I fear not Goliath with a weaver's beam , because I know also life is a shuttle . I am in haste : go along with me ; I'll tell you all , Master Brook . Since I plucked geese , played traunt , and whipped top , I knew not what it was to be beaten till lately . Follow me : I'll tell you strange things of this knave Ford , on whom to-night I will be revenged , and I will deliver his wife into your hand . Follow . Strange things in hand , Master Brook ! Follow . + + +Come , come ; we'll couch i' the castle-ditch till we see the light of our fairies . Remember , son Slender , my daughter . + +Ay , forsooth ; I have spoke with her and we have a nayword how to know one another . I come to her in white , and cry , 'mum ;' she cries , 'budget ;' and by that we know one another . + +That's good too : but what needs either your 'mum ,' or her 'budget ?' the white will decipher her well enough . It hath struck ten o'clock . + +The night is dark ; light and spirits will become it well . Heaven prosper our sport ! No man means evil but the devil , and we shall know him by his horns . Let's away ; follow me . + + +Master Doctor , my daughter is in green : when you see your time , take her by the hand , away with her to the deanery , and dispatch it quickly . Go before into the Park : we two must go together . + +I know vat I have to do . Adieu . + +Fare you well , sir . + +My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of Falstaff , as he will chafe at the doctor's marrying my daughter : but 'tis no matter ; better a little chiding than a great deal of heart break . + +Where is Nan now and her troop of fairies , and the Welsh devil , Hugh ? + +They are all couched in a pit hard by Herne's oak , with obscured lights ; which , at the very instant of Falstaff's and our meeting , they will at once display to the night . + +That cannot choose but amaze him . + +If he be not amazed , he will be mocked ; if he be amazed , he will every way be mocked . + +We'll betray him finely . + +Against such lewdsters and their lechery , +Those that betray them do no treachery . + +The hour draws on : to the oak , to the oak ! + + +Trib , trib , fairies : come ; and remember your parts . Be pold , I pray you ; follow me into the pit , and when I give the watch-ords , do as I pid you . Come , come ; trib , trib . + + +The Windsor bell hath struck twelve ; the minute draws on . Now , the hot-blooded gods assist me ! Remember , Jove , thou wast a bull for thy Europa ; love set on thy horns . O powerful love ! that , in some respects , makes a beast a man ; in some other , a man a beast . You were also , Jupiter , a swan for the love of Leda ; O omnipotent love ! how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose ! A fault done first in the form of a beast ; O Jove , a beastly fault ! and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl : think on 't , Jove ; a foul fault ! When gods have hot backs , what shall poor men do ? For me , I am here a Windsor stag ; and the fattest , I think , i' the forest : send me a cool rut-time , Jove , or who can blame me to piss my tallow ? Who comes here ? my doe ? + + +Sir John ! art thou there , my deer ? my male deer ? + +My doe with the black scut ! Let the sky rain potatoes ; let it thunder to the tune of 'Green Sleeves ;' hail kissing-comfits and snow eringoes ; let there come a tempest of provocation , I will shelter me here . + + +Mistress Page is come with me , sweetheart . + +Divide me like a brib'd buck , each a haunch : I will keep my sides to myself , my shoulders for the fellow of this walk , and my horns I bequeath your husbands . Am I a woodman , ha ? Speak I like Herne the hunter ? Why , now is Cupid a child of conscience ; he makes restitution . As I am a true spirit , welcome ! + + +Alas ! what noise ? + +Heaven forgive our sins ! + +What should this be ? + +Away , away ! + +Away , away ! + + +I think the devil will not have me damned , lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire ; he would never else cross me thus . + + +Fairies , black , grey , green , and white , +You moonshine revellers , and shades of night , +You orphan heirs of fixed destiny , +Attend your office and your quality . +Crier Hobgoblin , make the fairy oyes . + +Elves , list your names : silence , you airy toys ! +Cricket , to Windsor chimneys shalt thou leap : +Where fires thou find'st unrak'd and hearths unswept , +There pinch the maids as blue as bilberry : +Our radiant queen hates sluts and sluttery . + +They are fairies ; he that speaks to them shall die : +I'll wink and couch : no man their works must eye . + + +Where's Bede ? Go you , and where you find a maid +That , ere she sleep , has thrice her prayers said , +Rein up the organs of her fantasy , +Sleep she as sound as careless infancy ; +But those that sleep and think not on their sins , +Pinch them , arms , legs , backs , shoulders , sides , and shins . + +About , about ! +Search Windsor castle , elves , within and out : +Strew good luck , ouphs , on every sacred room , +That it may stand till the perpetual doom , +In state as wholesome as in state 'tis fit , +Worthy the owner , and the owner it . +The several chairs of order look you scour +With juice of balm and every precious flower : +Each fair instalment , coat , and several crest , +With loyal blazon , ever more be blest ! +And nightly , meadow-fairies , look you sing , +Like to the Garter's compass , in a ring : +The expressure that it bears , green let it be , +More fertile-fresh than all the field to see ; +And , Honi soit qui mal y pense write +In emerald tufts , flowers purple , blue , and white ; +Like sapphire , pearl , and rich embroidery , +Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee : +Fairies use flowers for their charactery . +Away ! disperse ! But , till 'tis one o'clock , +Our dance of custom round about the oak +Of Herne the hunter , let us not forget . + +Pray you , lock hand in hand ; yourselves in order set ; +And twenty glow-worms shall our lanthorns be , +To guide our measure round about the tree . +But , stay ; I smell a man of middle-earth . + +Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy , lest he transform me to a piece of cheese ! + +Vile worm , thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth . + +With trial-fire touch me his finger-end : +If he be chaste , the flame will back descend +And turn him to no pain ; but if he start , +It is the flesh of a corrupted heart . + +A trial ! come . + +Come , will this wood take fire ? + + +Oh , oh , oh ! + +Corrupt , corrupt , and tainted in desire ! +About him , fairies , sing a scornful rime ; +And , as you trip , still pinch him to your time . + +Fie on sinful fantasy ! +Fie on lust and luxury ! +Lust is but a bloody fire , +Kindled with unchaste desire , +Fed in heart , whose flames aspire , +As thoughts do blow them higher and higher . +Pinch him , fairies , mutually ; +Pinch him for his villany ; +Pinch him , and burn him , and turn him about , +Till candles and star-light and moonshine be out . + + +Nay , do not fly : I think we have watch'd you now : +Will none but Herne the hunter serve your turn ? + +I pray you , come , hold up the jest no higher . +Now , good Sir John , how like you Windsor wives ? +See you these , husband ? do not these fair yokes +Become the forest better than the town ? + +Now sir , who's a cuckold now ? Master Brook , Falstaff's a knave , a cuckoldly knave ; here are his horns , Master Brook : and , Master Brook , he hath enjoyed nothing of Ford's but his buck-basket , his cudgel , and twenty pounds of money , which must be paid too , Master Brook ; his horses are arrested for it , Master Brook . + +Sir John , we have had ill luck ; we could never meet . I will never take you for my love again , but I will always count you my deer . + +I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass . + +Ay , and an ox too ; both the proofs are extant . + +And these are not fairies ? I was three or four times in the thought they were not fairies ; and yet the guiltiness of my mind , the sudden surprise of my powers , drove the grossness of the foppery into a received belief , in despite of the teeth of all rime and reason , that they were fairies . See now how wit may be made a Jack-a-lent , when 'tis upon ill employment ! + +Sir John Falstaff , serve Got , and leave your desires , and fairies will not pinse you . + +Well said , fairy Hugh . + +And leave you your jealousies too , I pray you . + +I will never mistrust my wife again , till thou art able to woo her in good English . + +Have I laid my brain in the sun and dried it , that it wants matter to prevent so gross o'er-reaching as this ? Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too ? shall I have a coxcomb of frize ? 'Tis time I were choked with a piece of toasted cheese . + +Seese is not goot to give putter : your pelly is all putter . + +'Seese' and 'putter !' have I lived to stand at the taunt of one that makes fritters of English ? This is enough to be the decay of lust and late-walking through the realm . + +Why , Sir John , do you think , though we would have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders , and have given ourselves without scruple to hell , that ever the devil could have made you our delight ? + +What , a hodge-pudding ? a bag of flax ? + +A puffed man ? + +Old , cold , withered , and of intolerable entrails ? + +And one that is as slanderous as Satan ? + +And as poor as Job ? + +And as wicked as his wife ? + +And given to fornications , and to taverns , and sack and wine and metheglins , and to drinkings and swearings and starings , pribbles and prabbles ? + +Well , I am your theme : you have the start of me ; I am dejected ; I am not able to answer the Welsh flannel . Ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me : use me as you will . + +Marry , sir , we'll bring you to Windsor , to one Master Brook , that you have cozened of money , to whom you should have been a pander : over and above that you have suffered , I think , to repay that money will be a biting affliction . + +Nay , husband , let that go to make amends ; +Forgive that sum , and so we'll all be friends . + +Well , here's my hand : all is forgiven at last . + +Yet be cheerful , knight : thou shalt eat a posset to-night at my house ; where I will desire thee to laugh at my wife , that now laughs at thee . Tell her , Master Slender hath married her daughter . + +Doctors doubt that : if Anne Page be my daughter , she is , by this Doctor Caius' wife . + + +Whoa , ho ! ho ! father Page ! + +Son , how now ! how now , son ! have you dispatched ? + +Dispatched ! I'll make the best in Gloster-shire know on 't ; would I were hanged , la , else ! + +Of what , son ? + +I came yonder at Eton to marry Mistress Anne Page , and she's a great lubberly boy : if it had not been i' the church , I would have swinged him , or he should have swinged me . If I did not think it had been Anne Page , would I might never stir ! and 'tis a postmaster's boy . + +Upon my life , then , you took the wrong . + +What need you tell me that ? I think so , when I took a boy for a girl . If I had been married to him , for all he was in woman's apparel , I would not have had him . + +Why , this is your own folly . Did not I tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments ? + +I went to her in white , and cried , 'mum ,' and she cried 'budget ,' as Anne and I had appointed ; and yet it was not Anne , but a postmaster's boy . + +Jeshu ! Master Slender , cannot you see put marry poys ? + +O I am vexed at heart : what shall I do ? + +Good George , be not angry : I knew of your purpose ; turned my daughter into green ; and , indeed , she is now with the doctor at the deanery , and there married . + + +Vere is Mistress Page ? By gar , I am cozened : I ha' married un gar on , a boy ; un paysan , by gar , a boy ; it is not Anne Page : by gar , I am cozened . + +Why , did you not take her in green ? + +Ay , by gar , and 'tis a boy : by gar , I'll raise all Windsor . + + +This is strange . Who hath got the right Anne ? + +My heart misgives me : here comes Master Fenton . + +How now , Master Fenton ! + +Pardon , good father ! good my mother , pardon ! + +Now , mistress , how chance you went not with Master Slender ? + +Why went you not with Master Doctor , maid ? + +You do amaze her : hear the truth of it . +You would have married her most shamefully , +Where there was no proportion held in love . +The truth is , she and I , long since contracted , +Are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us . +The offence is holy that she hath committed , +And this deceit loses the name of craft , +Of disobedience , or unduteous title , +Since therein she doth evitate and shun +A thousand irreligious cursed hours , +Which forced marriage would have brought upon her . + +Stand not amaz'd : here is no remedy : +In love the heavens themselves do guide the state : +Money buys lands , and wives are sold by fate . + +I am glad , though you have ta'en a special stand to strike at me , that your arrow hath glanced . + +Well , what remedy ?Fenton , heaven give thee joy ! +What cannot be eschew'd must be embrac'd . + +When night dogs run all sorts of deer are chas'd . + +Well , I will muse no further . Master Fenton , +Heaven give you many , many merry days ! +Good husband , let us every one go home , +And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire ; +Sir John and all . + +Let it be so . Sir John , +To Master Brook you yet shall hold your word ; +For he to-night shall lie with Mistress Ford . + +THE TAMING OF THE SHREW + + +I'll pheeze you , in faith . + +A pair of stocks , you rogue ! + +Y'are a baggage : the Slys are no rogues ; look in the chronicles ; we came in with Richard Conqueror . Therefore , paucas pallabris ; let the world slide . Sessa ! + +You will not pay for the glasses you have burst ? + +No , not a denier . Go by , Jeronimy , go to thy cold bed , and warm thee . + +I know my remedy : I must go fetch the third-borough . + + +Third , or fourth , or fifth borough , I'll answer him by law . I'll not budge an inch , boy : let him come , and kindly . + +Huntsman , I charge thee , tender well my hounds : +Brach Merriman , the poor cur is emboss'd , +And couple Clowder with the deep-mouth'd brach . +Saw'st thou not , boy , how Silver made it good +At the hedge-corner , in the coldest fault ? +I would not lose the dog for twenty pound . + +Why , Bellman is as good as he , my lord ; +He cried upon it at the merest loss , +And twice to-day pick'd out the dullest scent : +Trust me , I take him for the better dog . + +Thou art a fool : if Echo were as fleet , +I would esteem him worth a dozen such . +But sup them well , and look unto them all : +To-morrow I intend to hunt again . + +I will , my lord . + +What's here ? one dead , or drunk ? See , doth he breathe ? + +He breathes , my lord . Were he not warm'd with ale , +This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly . + +O monstrous beast ! how like a swine he lies ! +Grim death , how foul and loathsome is thine image ! +Sirs , I will practise on this drunken man . +What think you , if he were convey'd to bed , +Wrapp'd in sweet clothes , rings put upon his fingers , +A most delicious banquet by his bed , +And brave attendants near him when he wakes , +Would not the beggar then forget himself ? + +Believe me , lord , I think he cannot choose . + +It would seem strange unto him when he wak'd . + +Even as a flattering dream or worthless fancy . +Then take him up and manage well the jest . +Carry him gently to my fairest chamber , +And hang it round with all my wanton pictures ; +Balm his foul head in warm distilled waters , +And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet . +Procure me music ready when he wakes , +To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound ; +And if he chance to speak , be ready straight , +And with a low submissive reverence +Say , 'What is it your honour will command ?' +Let one attend him with a silver basin +Full of rose-water , and bestrew'd with flowers ; +Another bear the ewer , the third a diaper , +And say , 'Will't please your lordship cool your hands ?' +Some one be ready with a costly suit , +And ask him what apparel he will wear ; +Another tell him of his hounds and horse , +And that his lady mourns at his disease . +Persuade him that he hath been lunatic ; +And , when he says he is say that he dreams , +For he is nothing but a mighty lord . +This do , and do it kindly , gentle sirs : +It will be pastime passing excellent , +If it be husbanded with modesty . + +My lord , I warrant you we will play our part , +As he shall think , by our true diligence , +He is no less than what we say he is . + +Take him up gently , and to bed with him , +And each one to his office when he wakes . + +Sirrah , go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds : + +Belike , some noble gentleman that means , +Travelling some journey , to repose him here . + +How now ! who is it ? + +An it please your honour , +Players that offer service to your lordship . + +Bid them come near . + +Now , fellows , you are welcome . + +We thank your honour . + +Do you intend to stay with me to-night ? + +So please your lordship to accept our duty . + +With all my heart . This fellow I remember , +Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son : +'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well . +I have forgot your name ; but , sure , that part +Was aptly fitted and naturally perform'd . + +I think 'twas Soto that your honour means . + +'Tis very true : thou didst it excellent . +Well , you are come to me in happy time , +The rather for I have some sport in hand +Wherein your cunning can assist me much . +There is a lord will hear you play to-night ; +But I am doubtful of your modesties , +Lest , over-eyeing of his odd behaviour , +For yet his honour never heard a play , +You break into some merry passion +And so offend him ; for I tell you , sirs , +If you should smile he grows impatient . + +Fear not , my lord : we can contain ourselves +Were he the veriest antick in the world . + +Go , sirrah , take them to the buttery , +And give them friendly welcome every one : +Let them want nothing that my house affords . + +Sirrah , go you to Barthol'mew my page , +And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady : +That done , conduct him to the drunkard's chamber ; +And call him 'madam ,' do him obeisance . +Tell him from me ,as he will win my love , +He bear himself with honourable action , +Such as he hath observ'd in noble ladies +Unto their lords , by them accomplished : +Such duty to the drunkard let him do +With soft low tongue and lowly courtesy ; +And say , 'What is't your honour will command , +Wherein your lady and your humble wife +May show her duty , and make known her love ?' +And then , with kind embracements , tempting kisses , +And with declining head into his bosom , +Bid him shed tears , as being overjoy'd +To see her noble lord restor'd to health , +Who for this seven years hath esteemed him +No better than a poor and loathsome beggar . +And if the boy have not a woman's gift +To rain a shower of commanded tears , +An onion will do well for such a shift , +Which in a napkin being close convey'd , +Shall in despite enforce a watery eye . +See this dispatch'd with all the haste thou canst : +Anon I'll give thee more instructions . + +I know the boy will well usurp the grace , +Voice , gait , and action of a gentlewoman : +I long to hear him call the drunkard husband , +And how my men will stay themselves from laughter +When they do homage to this simple peasant . +I'll in to counsel them : haply , my presence +May well abate the over merry spleen +Which otherwise would grow into extremes . + + +For God's sake ! a pot of small ale . + +Will't please your lordship drink a cup of sack ? + +Will't please your honour taste of these conserves ? + +What raiment will your honour wear to-day ? + +I am Christophero Sly ; call not me honour , nor lordship : I ne'er drank sack in my life ; and if you give me any conserves , give me conserves of beef . Ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear , for I have no more doublets than backs , no more stockings than legs , nor no more shoes than feet : nay , sometime more feet than shoes , or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather . + +Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour ! +O , that a mighty man , of such descent , +Of such possessions , and so high esteem , +Should be infused with so foul a spirit ! + +What ! would you make me mad ? Am not I Christopher Sly , old Sly's son , of Burtonheath ; by birth a pedlar , by education a cardmaker , by transmutation a bear-herd , and now by present profession a tinker ? Ask Marian Hacket , the fat ale-wife of Wincot , if she know me not : if she say I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale , score me up for the lyingest knave in Christendom . What ! I am not bestraught : here's + +O ! this it is that makes your lady mourn . + +O ! this it is that makes your servants droop . + +Hence comes it that your kindred shuns your house , +As beaten hence by your strange lunacy . +O noble lord , bethink thee of thy birth , +Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment , +And banish hence these abject lowly dreams . +Look how thy servants do attend on thee , +Each in his office ready at thy beck : +Wilt thou have music ? hark ! Apollo plays , + +And twenty caged nightingales do sing : +Or wilt thou sleep ? we'll have thee to a couch +Softer and sweeter than the lustful bed +On purpose trimm'd up for Semiramis . +Say thou wilt walk , we will bestrew the ground : +Or wilt thou ride ? thy horses shall be trapp'd , +Their harness studded all with gold and pearl . +Dost thou love hawking ? thou hast hawks will soar +Above the morning lark : or wilt thou hunt ? +Thy hounds shall make the welkin answer them , +And fetch shrill echoes from the hollow earth . + +Say thou wilt course ; thy greyhounds are as swift +As breathed stags , ay , fleeter than the roe . + +Dost thou love pictures ? we will fetch thee straight +Adonis painted by a running brook , +And Cytherea all in sedges hid , +Which seem to move and wanton with her breath , +Even as the waving sedges play with wind . + +We'll show thee Io as she was a maid , +And how she was beguiled and surpris'd , +As lively painted as the deed was done . + +Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood , +Scratching her legs that one shall swear she bleeds ; +And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep , +So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn . + +Thou art a lord and nothing but a lord : +Thou hast a lady far more beautiful +Than any woman in this waning age . + +And till the tears that she hath shed for thee +Like envious floods o'er-run her lovely face , +She was the fairest creature in the world ; +And yet she is inferior to none . + +Am I a lord ? and have I such a lady ? +Or do I dream ? or have I dream'd till now ? +I do not sleep ; I see , I hear , I speak ; +I smell sweet savours , and I feel soft things : +Upon my life , I am a lord indeed ; +And not a tinker , nor Christophero Sly . +Well , bring our lady hither to our sight ; +And once again , a pot o' the smallest ale . + +Will't please your mightiness to wash your hands ? + +O , how we joy to see your wit restor'd ! +O , that once more you knew but what you are ! +These fifteen years you have been in a dream , +Or , when you wak'd , so wak'd as if you slept . + +These fifteen years ! by my fay , a goodly nap . +But did I never speak of all that time ? + +O ! yes , my lord , but very idle words ; +For though you lay here in this goodly chamber , +Yet would you say ye were beaten out of door , +And rail upon the hostess of the house , +And say you would present her at the leet , +Because she brought stone jugs and no seal'd quarts . +Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket . + +Ay , the woman's maid of the house . + +Why , sir , you know no house , nor no such maid , +Nor no such men as you have reckon'd up , +As Stephen Sly , and old John Naps of Greece , +And Peter Turf , and Henry Pimpernell , +And twenty more such names and men as these , +Which never were nor no man ever saw . + +Now , Lord be thanked for my good amends ! + +Amen . + +I thank thee ; thou shalt not lose by it . + + +How fares my noble lord ? + +Marry , I fare well , for here is cheer enough . +Where is my wife ? + +Here , noble lord : what is thy will with her ? + +Are you my wife , and will not call me husband ? +My men should call me lord : I am your goodman . + +My husband and my lord , my lord and husband ; +I am your wife in all obedience . + +I know it well . What must I call her ? + +Madam . + +Al'ce madam , or Joan madam ? + +Madam , and nothing else : so lords call ladies . + +Madam wife , they say that I have dream'd +And slept above some fifteen year or more . + +Ay , and the time seems thirty unto me , +Being all this time abandon'd from your bed . + +'Tis much . Servants , leave me and her alone . +Madam , undress you , and come now to bed . + +Thrice noble lord , let me entreat of you +To pardon me yet for a night or two , +Or , if not so , until the sun be set : +For your physicians have expressly charg'd , +In peril to incur your former malady , +That I should yet absent me from your bed : +I hope this reason stands for my excuse . + +Ay , it stands so , that I may hardly tarry so long ; but I would be loath to fall into my dreams again : I will therefore tarry , in spite of the flesh and the blood . + + +Your honour's players , hearing your amendment , +Are come to play a pleasant comedy ; +For so your doctors hold it very meet , +Seeing too much sadness hath congeal'd your blood , +And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy : +Therefore they thought it good you hear a play , +And frame your mind to mirth and merriment , +Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life . + +Marry , I will ; let them play it . Is not a commonty a Christmas gambold or a tumbling-trick ? + +No , my good lord ; it is more pleasing stuff . + +What ! household stuff ? + +It is a kind of history . + +Well , we'll see't . Come , madam wife , sit by my side , +And let the world slip : we shall ne'er be younger . + + +Tranio , since for the great desire I had +To see fair Padua , nursery of arts , +I am arriv'd for fruitful Lombardy , +The pleasant garden of great Italy ; +And by my father's love and leave am arm'd +With his good will and thy good company , +My trusty servant well approv'd in all , +Here let us breathe , and haply institute +A course of learning and ingenious studies . +Pisa , renowned for grave citizens , +Gave me my being and my father first , +A merchant of great traffic through the world , +Vincentio , come of the Bentivolii . +Vincentio's son , brought up in Florence , +It shall become to serve all hopes conceiv'd , +To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds : +And therefore , Tranio , for the time I study , +Virtue and that part of philosophy +Will I apply that treats of happiness +By virtue specially to be achiev'd . +Tell me thy mind ; for I have Pisa left +And am to Padua come , as he that leaves +A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep , +And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst . + +Mi perdonate , gentle master mine , +I am in all affected as yourself , +Glad that you thus continue your resolve +To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy . +Only , good master , while we do admire +This virtue and this moral discipline , +Let's be no stoics nor no stocks , I pray ; +Or so devote to Aristotle's checks +As Ovid be an outcast quite abjur'd . +Balk logic with acquaintance that you have , +And practise rhetoric in your common talk ; +Music and poesy use to quicken you ; +The mathematics and the metaphysics , +Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you ; +No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en ; +In brief , sir , study what you most affect . + +Gramercies , Tranio , well dost thou advise . +If , Biondello , thou wert come ashore , +We could at once put us in readiness , +And take a lodging fit to entertain +Such friends as time in Padua shall beget . +But stay awhile : what company is this ? + +Master , some show to welcome us to town . + + +Gentlemen , importune me no further , +For how I firmly am resolv'd you know ; +That is , not to bestow my youngest daughter +Before I have a husband for the elder . +If either of you both love Katharina , +Because I know you well and love you well , +Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure . + +To cart her rather : she's too rough for me . +There , there , Hortensio , will you any wife ? + +I pray you , sir , is it your will +To make a stale of me amongst these mates ? + +Mates , maid ! how mean you that ? no mates for you , +Unless you were of gentler , milder mould . + +I' faith , sir , you shall never need to fear : +I wis it is not half way to her heart ; +But if it were , doubt not her care should be +To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool , +And paint your face , and use you like a fool . + +From all such devils , good Lord deliver us ! + +And me too , good Lord ! + +Hush , master ! here is some good pastime toward : +That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward . + +But in the other's silence do I see +Maid's mild behaviour and sobriety . +Peace , Tranio ! + +Well said , master ; mum ! and gaze your fill . + +Gentlemen , that I may soon make good +What I have said ,Bianca , get you in : +And let it not displease thee , good Bianca , +For I will love thee ne'er the less , my girl . + +A pretty peat ! it is best +Put finger in the eye , an she knew why . + +Sister , content you in my discontent . +Sir , to your pleasure humbly I subscribe : +My books and instruments shall be my company , +On them to look and practise by myself . + +Hark , Tranio ! thou mayst hear Minerva speak . + +Signior Baptista , will you be so strange ? +Sorry am I that our good will effects +Bianca's grief . + +Why will you mew her up , +Signior Baptista , for this fiend of hell , +And make her bear the penance of her tongue ? + +Gentlemen , content ye ; I am resolv'd . +Go in , Bianca . + +And for I know she taketh most delight +In music , instruments , and poetry , +Schoolmasters will I keep within my house , +Fit to instruct her youth . If you , Hortensio , +Or Signior Gremio , you , know any such , +Prefer them hither ; for to cunning men +I will be very kind , and liberal +To mine own children in good bringing up ; +And so , farewell . Katharina , you may stay ; +For I have more to commune with Bianca . + + +Why , and I trust I may go too ; may I not ? +What ! shall I be appointed hours , as though , belike , +I knew not what to take , and what to leave ? Ha ! + + +You may go to the devil's dam : your gifts are so good , here's none will hold you . Their love is not so great , Hortensio , but we may blow our nails together , and fast it fairly out : our cake's dough on both sides . Farewell : yet , for the love I bear my sweet Bianca , if I can by any means light on a fit man to teach her that wherein she delights , I will wish him to her father . + +So will I , Signior Gremio : but a word , I pray . Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked parle , know now , upon advice , it toucheth us both ,that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress and be happy rivals in Bianca's love ,to labour and effect one thing specially . + +What's that , I pray ? + +Marry , sir , to get a husband for her sister . + +A husband ! a devil . + +I say , a husband . + +I say , a devil . Thinkest thou , Hortensio , though her father be very rich , any man is so very a fool to be married to hell ? + +Tush , Gremio ! though it pass your patience and mine to endure her loud alarums , why , man , there be good fellows in the world , an a man could light on them , would take her with all faults , and money enough . + +I cannot tell ; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition , to be whipped at the high-cross every morning . + +Faith , as you say , there's small choice in rotten apples . But , come ; since this bar in law makes us friends , it shall be so far forth friendly maintained , till by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband , we set his youngest free for a husband , and then have to't afresh . Sweet Bianca ! Happy man be his dole ! He that runs fastest gets the ring . How say you , Signior Gremio ? + +I am agreed : and would I had given him the best horse in Padua to begin his wooing , that would thoroughly woo her , wed her , and bed her , and rid the house of her . Come on . + + +I pray , sir , tell me , is it possible +That love should of a sudden take such hold ? + +O Tranio ! till I found it to be true , +I never thought it possible or likely ; +But see , while idly I stood looking on , +I found the effect of love in idleness ; +And now in plainness do confess to thee , +That art to me as secret and as dear +As Anna to the Queen of Carthage was , +Tranio , I burn , I pine , I perish , Tranio , +If I achieve not this young modest girl . +Counsel me , Tranio , for I know thou canst : +Assist me , Tranio , for I know thou wilt . + +Master , it is no time to chide you now ; +Affection is not rated from the heart : +If love have touch'd you , nought remains but so , +Redime te captum , quam queas minimo . + +Gramercies , lad ; go forward : this contents : +The rest will comfort , for thy counsel's sound . + +Master , you look'd so longly on the maid , +Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all . + +O yes , I saw sweet beauty in her face , +Such as the daughter of Agenor had , +That made great Jove to humble him to her hand , +When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand . + +Saw you no more ? mark'd you not how her sister +Began to scold and raise up such a storm +That mortal ears might hardly endure the din ? + +Tranio , I saw her coral lips to move , +And with her breath she did perfume the air ; +Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her . + +Nay , then , 'tis time to stir him from his trance . +I pray , awake , sir : if you love the maid , +Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her . Thus it stands : +Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd , +That till the father rid his hands of her , +Master , your love must live a maid at home ; +And therefore has he closely mew'd her up , +Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors . + +Ah , Tranio , what a cruel father's he ! +But art thou not advis'd he took some care +To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her ? + +Ay , marry , am I , sir ; and now 'tis plotted . + +I have it , Tranio . + +Master , for my hand , +Both our inventions meet and jump in one . + +Tell me thine first . + +You will be schoolmaster , +And undertake the teaching of the maid : +That's your device . + +It is : may it be done ? + +Not possible ; for who shall bear your part , +And be in Padua here Vincentio's son ? +Keep house and ply his book , welcome his friends ; +Visit his countrymen , and banquet them ? + +Basta ; content thee ; for I have it full . +We have not yet been seen in any house , +Nor can we be distinguish'd by our faces +For man , or master : then , it follows thus : +Thou shalt be master , Tranio , in my stead , +Keep house , and port , and servants , as I should : +I will some other be ; some Florentine , +Some Neapolitan , or meaner man of Pisa . +'Tis hatch'd and shall be so : Tranio , at once +Uncase thee , take my colour'd hat and cloak : +When Biondello comes , he waits on thee ; +But I will charm him first to keep his tongue . + + +So had you need . +In brief then , sir , sith it your pleasure is , +And I am tied to be obedient ; +For so your father charg'd me at our parting , +'Be serviceable to my son ,' quoth he , +Although I think 'twas in another sense : +I am content to be Lucentio , +Because so well I love Lucentio . + +Tranio , be so , because Lucentio loves ; +And let me be a slave , to achieve that maid +Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye . +Here comes the rogue . + +Sirrah , where have you been ? + +Where have I been ! Nay , how now ! where are you ? +Master , has my fellow Tranio stol'n your clothes , +Or you stol'n his ? or both ? pray , what's the news ? + +Sirrah , come hither : 'tis no time to jest , +And therefore frame your manners to the time . +Your fellow Tranio , here , to save my life , +Puts my apparel and my countenance on , +And I for my escape have put on his ; +For in a quarrel since I came ashore +I kill'd a man , and fear I was descried . +Wait you on him , I charge you , as becomes , +While I make way from hence to save my life : +You understand me ? + +I , sir ! ne'er a whit . + +And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth : +Tranio is changed to Lucentio . + +The better for him : would I were so too ! + +So would I , faith , boy , to have the next wish after , +That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter . +But , sirrah , not for my sake , but your master's , I advise +You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies : +When I am alone , why , then I am Tranio ; +But in all places else your master , Lucentio . + +Tranio , let's go . One thing more rests , that thyself execute , to make one among these wooers : if thou ask me why , sufficeth my reasons are both good and weighty . + +My lord , you nod ; you do not mind the play . + +Yes , by Saint Anne , I do . A good matter , surely : comes there any more of it ? + +My lord , 'tis but begun . + +'Tis a very excellent piece of work , madam lady : would 'twere done ! + + +Verona , for awhile I take my leave , +To see my friends in Padua ; but , of all +My best beloved and approved friend , +Hortensio ; and I trow this is his house . +Here , sirrah Grumio ; knock , I say . + +Knock , sir ! whom should I knock ? is there any man has rebused your worship ? + +Villain , I say , knock me here soundly . + +Knock you here , sir ! why , sir , what am I , sir , that I should knock you here , sir ? + +Villain , I say , knock me at this gate ; +And rap me well , or I'll knock your knave's pate . + +My master is grown quarrelsome . I should knock you first , +And then I know after who comes by the worst . + +Will it not be ? +Faith , sirrah , an you'll not knock , I'll ring it ; +I'll try how you can sol , fa , and sing it . + + +Help , masters , help ! my master is mad . + +Now , knock when I bid you , sirrah villain ! + + +How now ! what's the matter ? My old friend Grumio ! and my good friend Petruchio ! How do you all at Verona ? + +Signior Hortensio , come you to part the fray ? +Con tutto il cuore ben trovato , may I say . + +Alla nostra casa ben venuto ; molto honorato signior mio Petruchio . +Rise , Grumio , rise : we will compound this quarrel . + +Nay , 'tis no matter , sir , what he 'leges in Latin . If this be not a lawful cause for me to leave his service , look you , sir , he bid me knock him and rap him soundly , sir : well , was it fit for a servant to use his master so ; being , perhaps , for aught I see , two-and-thirty , a pip out ? +Whom would to God , I had well knock'd at first , +Then had not Grumio come by the worst . + +A senseless villain ! Good Hortensio , +I bade the rascal knock upon your gate , +And could not get him for my heart to do it . + +Knock at the gate ! O heavens ! Spake you not these words plain , 'Sirrah , knock me here , rap me here , knock me well , and knock me soundly ?' And come you now with 'knocking at the gate ?' + +Sirrah , be gone , or talk not , I advise you . + +Petruchio , patience ; I am Grumio's pledge . +Why , this's a heavy chance 'twixt him and you , +Your ancient , trusty , pleasant servant Grumio . +And tell me now , sweet friend , what happy gale +Blows you to Padua here from old Verona ? + +Such wind as scatters young men through the world +To seek their fortunes further than at home , +Where small experience grows . But in a few , +Signior Hortensio , thus it stands with me : +Antonio , my father , is deceas'd , +And I have thrust myself into this maze , +Haply to wive and thrive as best I may . +Crowns in my purse I have and goods at home , +And so am come abroad to see the world . + +Petruchio , shall I then come roundly to thee , +And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favour'd wife ? +Thou'dst thank me but a little for my counsel ; +And yet I'll promise thee she shall be rich , +And very rich : but thou'rt too much my friend , +And I'll not wish thee to her . + +Signior Hortensio , 'twixt such friends as we , +Few words suffice ; and therefore , if thou know +One rich enough to be Petruchio's wife , +As wealth is burden of my wooing dance , +Be she as foul as was Florentius' love , +As old as Sibyl , and as curst and shrewd +As Socrates' Xanthippe , or a worse , +She moves me not , or not removes , at least , +Affection's edge in me , were she as rough +As are the swelling Adriatic seas : +I come to wive it wealthily in Padua ; +If wealthily , then happily in Padua . + +Nay , look you , sir , he tells you flatly what his mind is : why , give him gold enough and marry him to a puppet or an aglet-baby ; or an old trot with ne'er a tooth in her head , though she have as many diseases as two-and-fifty horses : why , nothing comes amiss , so money comes withal . + +Petruchio , since we are stepp'd thus far in , +I will continue that I broach'd in jest . +I can , Petruchio , help thee to a wife +With wealth enough , and young and beauteous , +Brought up as best becomes a gentlewoman : +Her only fault ,and that is faults enough , +Is , that she is intolerable curst +And shrewd and froward , so beyond all measure , +That , were my state far worser than it is , +I would not wed her for a mine of gold : + +Hortensio , peace ! thou know'st not gold's effect : +Tell me her father's name , and 'tis enough ; +For I will board her , though she chide as loud +As thunder when the clouds in autumn crack . + +Her father is Baptista Minola , +An affable and courteous gentleman ; +Her name is Katharina Minola , +Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue . + +I know her father , though I know not her ; +And he knew my deceased father well . +I will not sleep , Hortensio , till I see her ; +And therefore let me be thus bold with you , +To give you over at this first encounter , +Unless you will accompany me thither . + +I pray you , sir , let him go while the humour lasts . O' my word , an she knew him as well as I do , she would think scolding would do little good upon him . She may , perhaps , call him half a score knaves or so : why , that's nothing : an he begin once , he'll rail in his ropetricks . I'll tell you what , sir , an she stand him but a little , he will throw a figure in her face , and so disfigure her with it that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat . You know him not , sir . + +Tarry , Petruchio , I must go with thee , +For in Baptista's keep my treasure is : +He hath the jewel of my life in hold , +His youngest daughter , beautiful Bianca , +And her withholds from me and other more , +Suitors to her and rivals in my love ; +Supposing it a thing impossible , +For those defects I have before rehears'd , +That ever Katharina will be woo'd : +Therefore this order hath Baptista ta'en , +That none shall have access unto Bianca , +Till Katharine the curst have got a husband . + +Katharine the curst ! +A title for a maid of all titles the worst . + +Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace , +And offer me , disguis'd in sober robes , +To old Baptista as a schoolmaster +Well seen in music , to instruct Bianca ; +That so I may , by this device , at least +Have leave and leisure to make love to her , +And unsuspected court her by herself . + +Here's no knavery ! See , to beguile the old folks , how the young folks lay their heads together ! + +Master , master , look about you : who goes there , ha ? + +Peace , Grumio ! 'tis the rival of my love . +Petruchio , stand by awhile . + +A proper stripling , and an amorous ! + +O ! very well ; I have perus'd the note . +Hark you , sir ; I'll have them very fairly bound : +All books of love , see that at any hand , +And see you read no other lectures to her . +You understand me . Over and beside +Signior Baptista's liberality , +I'll mend it with a largess . Take your papers too , +And let me have them very well perfum'd ; +For she is sweeter than perfume itself +To whom they go to . What will you read to her ? + +Whate'er I read to her , I'll plead for you , +As for my patron , stand you so assur'd , +As firmly as yourself were still in place ; +Yea , and perhaps with more successful words +Than you , unless you were a scholar , sir . + +O ! this learning , what a thing it is . + +O ! this woodcock , what an ass it is . + +Peace , sirrah ! + +Grumio , mum ! God save you , Signior Gremio ! + +And you're well met , Signior Hortensio . +Trow you whither I am going ? To Baptista Minola . +I promis'd to inquire carefully +About a schoolmaster for the fair Bianca ; +And , by good fortune , I have lighted well +On this young man ; for learning and behaviour +Fit for her turn ; well read in poetry +And other books , good ones , I warrant ye . + +'Tis well : and I have met a gentleman +Hath promis'd me to help me to another , +A fine musician to instruct our mistress : +So shall I no whit be behind in duty +To fair Bianca , so belov'd of me . + +Belov'd of me , and that my deeds shall prove . + +And that his bags shall prove . + +Gremio , 'tis now no time to vent our love : +Listen to me , and if you speak me fair , +I'll tell you news indifferent good for either . +Here is a gentleman whom by chance I met , +Upon agreement from us to his liking , +Will undertake to woo curst Katharine ; +Yea , and to marry her , if her dowry please . + +So said , so done , is well . +Hortensio , have you told him all her faults ? + +I know she is an irksome , brawling scold : +If that be all , masters , I hear no harm . + +No , sayst me so , friend ? What countryman ? + +Born in Verona , old Antonio's son : +My father dead , my fortune lives for me ; +And I do hope good days and long to see . + +O , sir , such a life , with such a wife , were strange ! +But if you have a stomach , to't i' God's name : +You shall have me assisting you in all . +But will you woo this wild-cat ? + +Will I live ? + +Will he woo her ? ay , or I'll hang her . + +Why came I hither but to that intent ? +Think you a little din can daunt mine ears ? +Have I not in my time heard lions roar ? +Have I not heard the sea , puff'd up with winds , +Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat ? +Have I not heard great ordnance in the field , +And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies ? +Have I not in a pitched battle heard +Loud 'larums , neighing steeds , and trumpets' clang ? +And do you tell me of a woman's tongue , +That gives not half so great a blow to hear +As will a chestnut in a farmer's fire ? +Tush , tush ! fear boys with bugs . + +For he fears none . + +Hortensio , hark : +This gentleman is happily arriv'd , +My mind presumes , for his own good and ours . + +I promis'd we would be contributors , +And bear his charge of wooing , whatsoe'er . + +And so we will , provided that he win her . + +I would I were as sure of a good dinner . + + +Gentlemen , God save you ! If I may be bold , +Tell me , I beseech you , which is the readiest way +To the house of Signior Baptista Minola ? + +He that has the two fair daughters : is't he you mean ? + +Even he , Biondello ! + +Hark you , sir ; you mean not her to + +Perhaps , him and her , sir : what have you to do ? + +Not her that chides , sir , at any hand , I pray . + +I love no chiders , sir . Biondello , let's away . + +Well begun , Tranio . + +Sir , a word ere you go : +Are you a suitor to the maid you talk of , yea or no ? + +And if I be , sir , is it any offence ? + +No ; if without more words you will get you hence . + +Why , sir , I pray , are not the streets as free +For me as for you ? + +But so is not she . + +For what reason , I beseech you ? + +For this reason , if you'll know , +That she's the choice love of Signior Gremio . + +That she's the chosen of Signior Hortensio . + +Softly , my masters ! if you be gentlemen , +Do me this right ; hear me with patience . +Baptista is a noble gentleman , +To whom my father is not all unknown ; +And were his daughter fairer than she is , +She may more suitors have , and me for one . +Fair Leda's daughter had a thousand wooers ; +Then well one more may fair Bianca have , +And so she shall ; Lucentio shall make one , +Though Paris came in hope to speed alone . + +What ! this gentleman will out-talk us all . + +Sir , give him head : I know he'll prove a jade . + +Hortensio , to what end are all these words ? + +Sir , let me be so bold as ask you , +Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter ? + +No , sir ; but hear I do that he hath two , +The one as famous for a scolding tongue +As is the other for beauteous modesty . + +Sir , sir , the first's for me ; let her go by . + +Yea , leave that labour to great Hercules , +And let it be more than Alcides' twelve . + +Sir , understand you this of me in sooth : +The youngest daughter , whom you hearken for , +Her father keeps from all access of suitors , +And will not promise her to any man +Until the elder sister first be wed ; +The younger then is free , and not before . + +If it be so , sir , that you are the man +Must stead us all , and me among the rest ; +And if you break the ice , and do this feat , +Achieve the elder , set the younger free +For our access , whose hap shall be to have her +Will not so graceless be to be ingrate . + +Sir , you say well , and well you do conceive ; +And since you do profess to be a suitor , +You must , as we do , gratify this gentleman , +To whom we all rest generally beholding . + +Sir , I shall not be slack : in sign whereof , +Please ye we may contrive this afternoon , +And quaff carouses to our mistress' health , +And do as adversaries do in law , +Strive mightily , but eat and drink as friends . + +O excellent motion ! Fellows , let's be gone . + +O excellent motion ! Fellows , let's be gone . + +The motion's good indeed , and be it so : +Petruchio , I shall be your ben venuto . + +Good sister , wrong me not , nor wrong yourself , +To make a bondmaid and a slave of me ; +That I disdain : but for these other gawds , +Unbind my hands , I'll pull them off myself , +Yea , all my raiment , to my petticoat ; +Or what you will command me will I do , +So well I know my duty to my elders . + +Of all thy suitors , here I charge thee , tell +Whom thou lov'st best : see thou dissemble not . + +Believe me , sister , of all the men alive +I never yet beheld that special face +Which I could fancy more than any other . + +Minion , thou liest . Is't not Hortensio ? + +If you affect him , sister , here I swear +I'll plead for you myself , but you shall have him . + +O ! then , belike , you fancy riches more : +You will have Gremio to keep you fair . + +Is it for him you do envy me so ? +Nay , then you jest ; and now I well perceive +You have but jested with me all this while : +I prithee , sister Kate , untie my hands . + +If that be jest , then all the rest was so . + +Why , how now , dame ! whence grows this insolence ? +Bianca , stand aside . Poor girl ! she weeps . +Go ply thy needle ; meddle not with her . +For shame , thou hilding of a devilish spirit , +Why dost thou wrong her that did ne'er wrong thee ? +When did she cross thee with a bitter word ? + +Her silence flouts me , and I'll be reveng'd . + + +What ! in my sight ? Bianca , get thee in . + + +What ! will you not suffer me ? Nay , now I see +She is your treasure , she must have a husband ; +I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day , +And , for your love to her , lead apes in hell . +Talk not to me : I will go sit and weep +Till I can find occasion of revenge . + + +Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I ? +But who comes here ? + + +Good morrow , neighbour Baptista . + +Good morrow , neighbour Gremio . God save you , gentlemen ! + +And you , good sir . Pray , have you not a daughter +Call'd Katharina , fair and virtuous ? + +I have a daughter , sir , call'd Katharina . + +You are too blunt : go to it orderly . + +You wrong me , Signior Gremio : give me leave . +I am a gentleman of Verona , sir , +That , hearing of her beauty and her wit , +Her affability and bashful modesty , +Her wondrous qualities and mild behaviour , +Am bold to show myself a forward guest +Within your house , to make mine eye the witness +Of that report which I so oft have heard . +And , for an entrance to my entertainment , +I do present you with a man of mine , + +Cunning in music and the mathematics , +To instruct her fully in those sciences , +Whereof I know she is not ignorant . +Accept of him , or else you do me wrong : +His name is Licio , born in Mantua . + +You're welcome , sir ; and he , for your good sake . +But for my daughter Katharine , this I know , +She is not for your turn , the more my grief . + +I see you do not mean to part with her , +Or else you like not of my company . + +Mistake me not ; I speak but as I find . +Whence are you , sir ? what may I call your name ? + +Petruchio is my name ; Antonio's son ; +A man well known throughout all Italy . + +I know him well : you are welcome for his sake . + +Saving your tale , Petruchio , I pray , +Let us , that are poor petitioners , speak too . +Backare ! you are marvellous forward . + +O , pardon me , Signior Gremio ; I would fain be doing . + +I doubt it not , sir ; but you will curse your wooing . +Neighbour , this is a gift very grateful , I am sure of it . To express the like kindness myself , that have been more kindly beholding to you than any , freely give unto you this young scholar , + +that has been long studying at Rheims ; as cunning in Greek , Latin , and other languages , as the other in music and mathematics . His name is Cambio ; pray accept his service . + +A thousand thanks , Signior Gremio ; welcome , good Cambio . + +But , gentle sir , methinks you walk like a stranger : may I be so bold to know the cause of your coming ? + +Pardon me , sir , the boldness is mine own , +That , being a stranger in this city here , +Do make myself a suitor to your daughter , +Unto Bianca , fair and virtuous . +Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me , +In the preferment of the eldest sister . +This liberty is all that I request , +That , upon knowledge of my parentage , +I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo , +And free access and favour as the rest : +And , toward the education of your daughters , +I here bestow a simple instrument , +And this small packet of Greek and Latin books : +If you accept them , then their worth is great . + +Lucentio is your name , of whence , I pray ? + +Of Pisa , sir ; son to Vincentio . + +A mighty man of Pisa ; by report +I know him well : you are very welcome , sir . + + +and you the set of books ; +You shall go see your pupils presently . +Holla , within ! + + +Sirrah , lead these gentlemen +To my two daughters , and then tell them both +These are their tutors : bid them use them well . + +We will go walk a little in the orchard , +And then to dinner . You are passing welcome , + +And so I pray you all to think yourselves . + +Signior Baptista , my business asketh haste , +And every day I cannot come to woo . +You knew my father well , and in him me , +Left solely heir to all his lands and goods , +Which I have better'd rather than decreas'd : +Then tell me , if I get your daughter's love , +What dowry shall I have with her to wife ? + +After my death the one half of my lands , +And in possession twenty thousand crowns . + +And , for that dowry , I'll assure her of +Her widowhood , be it that she survive me , +In all my lands and leases whatsoever . +Let specialties be therefore drawn between us , +That covenants may be kept on either hand . + +Ay , when the special thing is well obtain'd , +That is , her love ; for that is all in all . + +Why , that is nothing ; for I tell you , father , +I am as peremptory as she proud-minded ; +And where two raging fires meet together +They do consume the thing that feeds their fury : +Though little fire grows great with little wind , +Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all ; +So I to her , and so she yields to me ; +For I am rough and woo not like a babe . + +Well mayst thou woo , and happy be thy speed ! +But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words . + +Ay , to the proof ; as mountains are for winds , +That shake not , though they blow perpetually . + + +How now , my friend ! why dost thou look so pale ? + +For fear , I promise you , if I look pale . + +What , will my daughter prove a good musician ? + +I think she'll sooner prove a soldier : +Iron may hold with her , but never lutes . + +Why , then thou canst not break her to the lute ? + +Why , no ; for she hath broke the lute to me . +I did but tell her she mistook her frets , +And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering ; +When , with a most impatient devilish spirit , +'Frets , call you these ?' quoth she ; 'I'll fume with them ;' +And , with that word , she struck me on the head , +And through the instrument my pate made way ; +And there I stood amazed for a while , +As on a pillory , looking through the lute ; +While she did call me rascal fiddler , +And twangling Jack ; with twenty such vile terms +As she had studied to misuse me so . + +Now , by the world , it is a lusty wench ! +I love her ten times more than e'er I did : +O ! how I long to have some chat with her ! + +Well , go with me , and be not so discomfited : +Proceed in practice with my younger daughter ; +She's apt to learn , and thankful for good turns . +Signior Petruchio , will you go with us , +Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you ? + +I pray you do ; I will attend her here , + +And woo her with some spirit when she comes . +Say that she rail ; why then I'll tell her plain +She sings as sweetly as a nightingale : +Say that she frown ; I'll say she looks as clear +As morning roses newly wash'd with dew : +Say she be mute and will not speak a word ; +Then I'll commend her volubility , +And say she uttereth piercing eloquence : +If she do bid me pack ; I'll give her thanks , +As though she bid me stay by her a week : +If she deny to wed ; I'll crave the day +When I shall ask the banns , and when be married . +But here she comes ; and now , Petruchio , speak . + +Good morrow , Kate ; for that's your name , I hear . + +Well have you heard , but something hard of hearing : +They call me Katharine that do talk of me . + +You lie , in faith ; for you are call'd plain Kate , +And bonny Kate , and sometimes Kate the curst ; +But , Kate , the prettiest Kate in Christendom ; +Kate of Kate-Hall , my super-dainty Kate , +For dainties are all cates : and therefore , Kate , +Take this of me , Kate of my consolation ; +Hearing thy mildness prais'd in every town , +Thy virtues spoke of , and thy beauty sounded , +Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs , +Myself am mov'd to woo thee for my wife . + +Mov'd ! in good time : let him that mov'd you hither +Remove you hence . I knew you at the first , +You were a moveable . + +Why , what's a moveable ? + +A joint-stool . + +Thou hast hit it : come , sit on me . + +Asses are made to bear , and so are you . + +Women are made to bear , and so are you . + +No such jade as bear you , if me you mean . + +Alas ! good Kate , I will not burden thee ; +For , knowing thee to be but young and light , + +Too light for such a swain as you to catch , +And yet as heavy as my weight should be . + +Should be ! should buz ! + +Well ta'en , and like a buzzard . + +O slow-wing'd turtle ! shall a buzzard take thee ? + +Ay , for a turtle , as he takes a buzzard . + +Come , come , you wasp ; i' faith you are too angry . + +If I be waspish , best beware my sting . + +My remedy is , then , to pluck it out . + +Ay , if the fool could find it where it lies . + +Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting ? +In his tail . + +In his tongue . + +Whose tongue ? + +Yours , if you talk of tails ; and so farewell . + +What ! with my tongue in your tail ? nay , come again . +Good Kate , I am a gentleman . + +That I'll try . + + +I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again . + +So may you lose your arms : +If you strike me , you are no gentleman ; +And if no gentleman , why then no arms . + +A herald , Kate ? O ! put me in thy books . + +What is your crest ? a coxcomb ? + +A combless cock , so Kate will be my hen . + +No cock of mine ; you crow too like a craven . + +Nay , come , Kate , come ; you must not look so sour . + +It is my fashion when I see a crab . + +Why , here's no crab , and therefore look not sour . + +There is , there is . + +Then show it me . + +Had I a glass , I would . + +What , you mean my face ? + +Well aim'd of such a young one . + +Now , by Saint George , I am too young for you . + +Yet you are wither'd . + +'Tis with cares . + +I care not . + +Nay , hear you , Kate : in sooth , you 'scape not so . + +I chafe you , if I tarry : let me go . + +No , not a whit : I find you passing gentle . +'Twas told me you were rough and coy and sullen , +And now I find report a very liar ; +For thou art pleasant , gamesome , passing courteous , +But slow in speech , yet sweet as spring-time flowers : +Thou canst not frown , thou canst not look askance , +Nor bite the lip , as angry wenches will ; +Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk ; +But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers , +With gentle conference , soft and affable . +Why does the world report that Kate doth limp ? +O slanderous world ! Kate , like the hazel-twig , +Is straight and slender , and as brown in hue +As hazel nuts , and sweeter than the kernels . +O ! let me see thee walk : thou dost not halt . + +Go , fool , and whom thou keep'st command . + +Did ever Dian so become a grove +As Kate this chamber with her princely gait ? +O ! be thou Dian , and let her be Kate , +And then let Kate be chaste , and Dian sportful ! + +Where did you study all this goodly speech ? + +It is extempore , from my mother-wit . + +A witty mother ! witless else her son . + +Am I not wise ? + +Yes ; keep you warm . + +Marry , so I mean , sweet Katharine , in thy bed : +And therefore , setting all this chat aside , +Thus in plain terms : your father hath consented +That you shall be my wife ; your dowry 'greed on ; +And will you , nill you , I will marry you . +Now , Kate , I am a husband for your turn ; +For , by this light , whereby I see thy beauty , +Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well , +Thou must be married to no man but me : +For I am he am born to tame you , Kate ; +And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate +Conformable as other household Kates . +Here comes your father : never make denial ; +I must and will have Katharine to my wife . + + +Now , Signior Petruchio , how speed you with my daughter ? + +How but well , sir ? how but well ? +It were impossible I should speed amiss . + +Why , how now , daughter Katharine ! in your dumps ? + +Call you me daughter ? now , I promise you +You have show'd a tender fatherly regard , +To wish me wed to one half lunatic ; +A mad-cap ruffian and a swearing Jack , +That thinks with oaths to face the matter out . + +Father , 'tis thus : yourself and all the world , +That talk'd of her , have talk'd amiss of her : +If she be curst , it is for policy , +For she's not froward , but modest as the dove ; +She is not hot , but temperate as the morn ; +For patience she will prove a second Grissel , +And Roman Lucrece for her chastity ; +And to conclude , we have 'greed so well together , +That upon Sunday is the wedding-day . + +I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first . + +Hark , Petruchio : she says she'll see thee hang'd first . + +Is this your speeding ? nay then , good night our part ! + +Be patient , gentlemen ; I choose her for myself : +If she and I be pleas'd , what's that to you ? +'Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain , being alone , +That she shall still be curst in company . +I tell you , 'tis incredible to believe +How much she loves me : O ! the kindest Kate . +She hung about my neck , and kiss on kiss +She vied so fast , protesting oath on oath , +That in a twink she won me to her love . +O ! you are novices : 'tis a world to see , +How tame , when men and women are alone , +A meacock wretch can make the curstest shrew . +Give me thy hand , Kate : I will unto Venice +To buy apparel 'gainst the wedding-day . +Provide the feast , father , and bid the guests ; +I will be sure my Katharine shall be fine . + +I know not what to say ; but give me your hands . +God send you joy , Petruchio ! 'tis a match . + +Amen , say we : we will be witnesses . + +Amen , say we : we will be witnesses . + +Father , and wife , and gentlemen , adieu . +I will to Venice ; Sunday comes apace : +We will have rings , and things , and fine array ; +And , kiss me , Kate , we will be married o' Sunday . + + +Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly ? + +Faith , gentlemen , now I play a merchant's part , +And venture madly on a desperate mart . + +'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you : +'Twill bring you gain , or perish on the seas . + +The gain I seek is , quiet in the match . + +No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch . +But now , Baptista , to your younger daughter : +Now is the day we long have looked for : +I am your neighbour , and was suitor first . + +And I am one that love Bianca more +Than words can witness , or your thoughts can guess . + +Youngling , thou canst not love so dear as I . + +Greybeard , thy love doth freeze . + +But thine doth fry . +Skipper , stand back : 'tis age that nourisheth . + +But youth in ladies eyes that flourisheth . + +Content you , gentlemen ; I'll compound this strife : +'Tis deeds must win the prize ; and he , of both , +That can assure my daughter greatest dower +Shall have my Bianca's love . +Say , Signior Gremio , what can you assure her ? + +First , as you know , my house within the city +Is richly furnished with plate and gold : +Basins and ewers to lave her dainty hands ; +My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry ; +In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns ; +In cypress chests my arras counterpoints , +Costly apparel , tents , and canopies , +Fine linen , Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl , +Valance of Venice gold in needle-work , +Pewter and brass , and all things that belong +To house or housekeeping : then , at my farm +I have a hundred milch-kine to the pail , +Six score fat oxen standing in my stalls , +And all things answerable to this portion . +Myself am struck in years , I must confess ; +And if I die to-morrow , this is hers , +If whilst I live she will be only mine . + +That 'only' came well in . Sir , list to me : +I am my father's heir and only son : +If I may have your daughter to my wife , +I'll leave her houses three or four as good , +Within rich Pisa walls , as any one +Old Signior Gremio has in Padua ; +Besides two thousand ducats by the year +Of fruitful land , all of which shall be her jointure . +What , have I pinch'd you , Signior Gremio ? + +Two thousand ducats by the year of land ! +My land amounts not to so much in all : +That she shall have ; besides an argosy +That now is lying in Marseilles' road . +What , have I chok'd you with an argosy ? + +Gremio , 'tis known my father hath no less +Than three great argosies , besides two galliasses , +And twelve tight galleys ; these I will assure her , +And twice as much , whate'er thou offer'st next . + +Nay , I have offer'd all , I have no more ; +And she can have no more than all I have : +If you like me , she shall have me and mine . + +Why , then the maid is mine from all the world , +By your firm promise . Gremio is out-vied . + +I must confess your offer is the best ; +And , let your father make her the assurance , +She is your own ; else , you must pardon me : +If you should die before him , where's her dower ? + +That's but a cavil : he is old , I young . + +And may not young men die as well as old ? + +Well , gentlemen , +I am thus resolv'd . On Sunday next , you know , +My daughter Katharine is to be married : +Now , on the Sunday following , shall Bianca +Be bride to you , if you make this assurance ; +If not , to Signior Gremio : +And so , I take my leave , and thank you both . + +Adieu , good neighbour . + +Now I fear thee not : +Sirrah young gamester , your father were a fool +To give thee all , and in his waning age +Set foot under thy table . Tut ! a toy ! +An old Italian fox is not so kind , my boy . + + +A vengeance on your crafty wither'd hide ! +Yet I have fac'd it with a card of ten . +'Tis in my head to do my master good : +I see no reason , but suppos'd Lucentio +Must get a father , called 'suppos'd Vincentio ;' +And that's a wonder : fathers , commonly +Do get their children ; but in this case of wooing , +A child shall get a sire , if I fail not of my cunning . + +Fiddler , forbear ; you grow too forward , sir : +Have you so soon forgot the entertainment +Her sister Katharine welcom'd you withal ? + +But , wrangling pedant , this is +The patroness of heavenly harmony : +Then give me leave to have prerogative ; +And when in music we have spent an hour , +Your lecture shall have leisure for as much . + +Preposterous ass , that never read so far +To know the cause why music was ordain'd ! +Was it not to refresh the mind of man +After his studies or his usual pain ? +Then give me leave to read philosophy , +And while I pause , serve in your harmony . + +Sirrah , I will not bear these braves of thine . + +Why , gentlemen , you do me double wrong , +To strive for that which resteth in my choice . +I am no breeching scholar in the schools ; +I'll not be tied to hours nor 'pointed times , +But learn my lessons as I please myself . +And , to cut off all strife , here sit we down : +Take you your instrument , play you the whiles ; +His lecture will be done ere you have tun'd . + +You'll leave his lecture when I am in tune ? + + +That will be never : tune vour instrument . + +Where left we last ? + +Here , madam : + +Hac ibat Simois ; hic est Sigeia tellus ; +Hic steterat Priami regia celsa senis . + + +Construe them . + +Hac ibat , as I told you before , Simois , I am Lucentio , hic est , son unto Vincentio of Pisa , Sigeia tellus , disguised thus to get your love ; Hic steterat , and that Lucentio that comes a wooing , Priami , is my man Tranio , regia , bearing my port , celsa senis , that we might beguile the old pantaloon . + +Madam , my instrument's in tune . + +Let's hear . + +O fie ! the treble jars . + +Spit in the hole , man , and tune again . + +Now let me see if I can construe it : Hac ibat Simois , I know you not , hic est Sigeia tellus , I trust you not ; Hic steterat Priami , take heed he hear us not , regia , presume not ; celsa senis , despair not . + +Madam , 'tis now in tune . + +All but the base . + +The base is right ; 'tis the base knave that jars . +How fiery and forward our pedant is ! + + +Now , for my life , the knave doth court my love : +Pedascule , I'll watch you better yet . + +In time I may believe , yet I mistrust . + +Mistrust it not ; for , sure , acides +Was Ajax , call'd so from his grandfather . + +I must believe my master ; else , I promise you , +I should be arguing still upon that doubt : +But let it rest . Now , Licio , to you . +Good masters , take it not unkindly , pray , +That I have been thus pleasant with you both . + +You may go walk , and give me leave a while : +My lessons make no music in three parts . + +Are you so formal , sir ? + +Well , I must wait , +And watch withal ; for , but I be deceiv'd , +Our fine musician groweth amorous . + +Madam , before you touch the instrument , +To learn the order of my fingering , +I must begin with rudiments of art ; +To teach you gamut in a briefer sort , +More pleasant , pithy , and effectual , +Than hath been taught by any of my trade : +And there it is in writing , fairly drawn . + +Why , I am past my gamut long ago . + +Yet read the gamut of Hortensio . + + +'Gamut' I am , the ground of all accord , +'A re ,' to plead Hortensio's passion ; +'B mi ,' Bianca , take him for thy lord , +'C fa ut ,' that loves with all affection : +'D sol re ,' one clef , two notes have I : +'E la mi ,' show pity , or I die . + +Call you this gamut ? tut , I like it not : +Old fashions please me best ; I am not so nice , +To change true rules for odd inventions . + + +Mistress , your father prays you leave your books , +And help to dress your sister's chamber up : +You know to-morrow is the wedding-day . + +Farewell , sweet masters both : I must be gone . + + +Faith , mistress , then I have no cause to stay . + + +But I have cause to pry into this pedant : +Methinks he looks as though he were in love . +Yet if thy thoughts , Bianca , be so humble +To cast thy wandering eyes on every stale , +Seize thee that list : if once I find thee ranging , +Hortensio will be quit with thee by changing . + + +Signior Lucentio , this is the 'pointed day +That Katharine and Petruchio should be married , +And yet we hear not of our son-in-law . +What will be said ? what mockery will it be +To want the bridegroom when the priest attends +To speak the ceremonial rites of marriage ! +What says Lucentio to this shame of ours ? + +No shame but mine : I must , forsooth , be forc'd +To give my hand oppos'd against my heart +Unto a mad-brain rudesby , full of spleen ; +Who woo'd in haste and means to wed at leisure . +I told you , I , he was a frantic fool , +Hiding his bitter jests in blunt behaviour ; +And to be noted for a merry man , +He'll woo a thousand , 'point the day of marriage , +Make friends invite , and proclaim the banns ; +Yet never means to wed where he hath woo'd . +Now must the world point at poor Katharine , +And say , 'Lo ! there is mad Petruchio's wife , +If it would please him come and marry her .' + +Patience , good Katharine , and Baptista too . +Upon my life , Petruchio means but well , +Whatever fortune stays him from his word : +Though he be blunt , I know him passing wise ; +Though he be merry , yet withal he's honest . + +Would Katharine had never seen him though ! + + +Go , girl : I cannot blame thee now to weep , +For such an injury would vex a very saint , +Much more a shrew of thy impatient humour . + + +Master , master ! news ! old news , and such news as you never heard of ! + +Is it new and old too ? how may that be ? + +Why , is it not news to hear of Petruchio's coming ? + +Is he come ? + +Why , no , sir . + +What then ? + +He is coming . + +When will he be here ? + +When he stands where I am and sees you there . + +But , say , what to thine old news ? + +Why , Petruchio is coming , in a new hat and an old jerkin ; a pair of old breeches thrice turned ; a pair of boots that have been candle-cases , one buckled , another laced ; an old rusty sword ta'en out of the town-armoury , with a broken hilt , and chapeless ; with two broken points : his horse hipped with an old mothy saddle and stirrups of no kindred ; besides , possessed with the glanders and like to mose in the chine ; troubled with the lampass , infected with the fashions , full of windgalls , sped with spavins , rayed with the yellows , past cure of the fives , stark spoiled with the staggers , begnawn with the bots , swayed in the back , and shoulder-shotten ; near-legged before , and with a half-checked bit , and a head-stall of sheep's leather , which , being restrained to keep him from stumbling , hath been often burst and now repaired with knots ; one girth six times pieced , and a woman's crupper of velure , which hath two letters for her name fairly set down in studs , and here and there pieced with packthread . + +Who comes with him ? + +O , sir ! his lackey , for all the world caparisoned like the horse ; with a linen stock on one leg and a kersey boot-hose on the other , gartered with a red and blue list ; an old hat , and the 'humour of forty fancies' pricked in't for a feather : a monster , a very monster in apparel , and not like a Christian footboy or a gentleman's lackey . + +'Tis some odd humour pricks him to this fashion ; +Yet oftentimes he goes but mean-apparell'd . + +I am glad he is come , howsoe'er he comes . + +Why , sir , he comes not . + +Didst thou not say he comes ? + +Who ? that Petruchio came ? + +Ay , that Petruchio came . + +No , sir ; I say his horse comes , with him on his back . + +Why , that's all one . + + +Nay , by Saint Jamy , +I hold you a penny , +A horse and a man +Is more than one , +And yet not many . + +Come , where be these gallants ? who is at home ? + +You are welcome , sir . + +And yet I come not well . + +And yet you halt not . + +Not so well apparell'd +As I wish you were . + +Were it better , I should rush in thus . +But where is Kate ? where is my lovely bride ? +How does my father ? Gentles , methinks you frown : +And wherefore gaze this goodly company , +As if they saw some wondrous monument , +Some comet , or unusual prodigy ? + +Why , sir , you know this is your weddingday : +First were we sad , fearing you would not come ; +Now sadder , that you come so unprovided . +Fie ! doff this habit , shame to your estate , +An eye-sore to our solemn festival . + +And tell us what occasion of import +Hath all so long detain'd you from your wife , +And sent you hither so unlike yourself ? + +Tedious it were to tell , and harsh to hear : +Sufficeth , I am come to keep my word , +Though in some part enforced to digress ; +Which , at more leisure , I will so excuse +As you shall well be satisfied withal . +But where is Kate ? I stay too long from her : +The morning wears , 'tis time we were at church . + +See not your bride in these unreverent robes : +Go to my chamber ; put on clothes of mine . + +Not I , believe me : thus I'll visit her . + +But thus , I trust , you will not marry her . + +Good sooth , even thus ; therefore ha' done with words : +To me she's married , not unto my clothes . +Could I repair what she will wear in me +As I can change these poor accoutrements , +'Twere well for Kate and better for myself . +But what a fool am I to chat with you +When I should bid good morrow to my bride , +And seal the title with a lovely kiss ! + + +He hath some meaning in his mad attire . +We will persuade him , be it possible , +To put on better ere he go to church . + +I'll after him , and see the event of this . + + +But to her love concerneth us to add +Her father's liking : which to bring to pass , +As I before imparted to your worship , +I am to get a man ,whate'er he be +It skills not much , we'll fit him to our turn , +And he shall be Vincentio of Pisa , +And make assurance here in Padua , +Of greater sums than I have promised . +So shall you quietly enjoy your hope , +And marry sweet Bianca with consent . + +Were it not that my fellow schoolmaster +Doth watch Bianca's steps so narrowly , +'Twere good , methinks , to steal our marriage ; +Which once perform'd , let all the world say no , +I'll keep mine own , despite of all the world . + +That by degrees we mean to look into , +And watch our vantage in this business . +We'll over-reach the greybeard , Gremio , +The narrow-prying father , Minola , +The quaint musician , amorous Licio ; +All for my master's sake , Lucentio . + +Signior Gremio , came you from the church ? + +As willingly as e'er I came from school . + +And is the bride and bridegroom coming home ? + +A bridegroom say you ? 'Tis a groom indeed , +A grumbling groom , and that the girl shall find . + +Curster than she ? why , 'tis impossible . + +Why , he's a devil , a devil , a very fiend . + +Why , she's a devil , a devil , the devil's dam . + +Tut ! she's a lamb , a dove , a fool to him . +I'll tell you , Sir Lucentio : when the priest +Should ask , if Katharine should be his wife , +'Ay , by gogs-wouns !' quoth he ; and swore so loud , +That , all amaz'd , the priest let fall the book ; +And , as he stoop'd again to take it up , +The mad-brain'd bridegroom took him such a cuff +That down fell priest and book and book and priest : +'Now take them up ,' quoth he , 'if any list .' + +What said the wench when he arose again ? + +Trembled and shook ; for why he stampt and swore , +As if the vicar meant to cozen him . +But after many ceremonies done , +He calls for wine : 'A health !' quoth he ; as if +He had been aboard , carousing to his mates +After a storm ; quaff'd off the muscadel , +And threw the sops all in the sexton's face ; +Having no other reason +But that his beard grew thin and hungerly , +And seem'd to ask him sops as he was drinking . +This done , he took the bride about the neck , +And kiss'd her lips with such a clamorous smack +That at the parting all the church did echo : +And I , seeing this , came thence for very shame ; +And after me , I know , the rout is coming . +Such a mad marriage never was before . +Hark , hark ! I hear the minstrels play . + +Gentlemen and friends , I thank you for your pains : +I know you think to dine with me to-day , +And have prepar'd great store of wedding cheer ; +But so it is , my haste doth call me hence , +And therefore here I mean to take my leave . + +Is't possible you will away to-night ? + +I must away to-day , before night come . +Make it no wonder : if you knew my business , +You would entreat me rather go than stay . +And , honest company , I thank you all , +That have beheld me give away myself +To this most patient , sweet , and virtuous wife . +Dine with my father , drink a health to me , +For I must hence ; and farewell to you all . + +Let us entreat you stay till after dinner . + +It may not be . + +Let me entreat you . + +It cannot be . + +Let me entreat you . + +I am content . + +Are you content to stay ? + +I am content you shall entreat me stay , +But yet not stay , entreat me how you can . + +Now , if you love me , stay . + +Grumio , my horse ! + +Ay , sir , they be ready : the oats have eaten the horses . + +Nay , then , +Do what thou canst , I will not go to-day ; +No , nor to-morrow , nor till I please myself , +The door is open , sir , there lies your way ; +You may be jogging whiles your boots are green ; +For me , I'll not be gone till I please myself . +'Tis like you'll prove a jolly surly groom , +That take it on you at the first so roundly . + +O Kate ! content thee : prithee , be not angry . + +I will be angry : what hast thou to do ? +Father , be quiet ; he shall stay my leisure . + +Ay , marry , sir , now it begins to work . + +Gentlemen , forward to the bridal dinner : +I see a woman may be made a fool , +If she had not a spirit to resist . + +They shall go forward , Kate , at thy command . +Obey the bride , you that attend on her ; +Go to the feast , revel and domineer , +Carouse full measure to her maidenhead , +Be mad and merry , or go hang yourselves : +But for my bonny Kate , she must with me . +Nay , look not big , nor stamp , nor stare , nor fret ; +I will be master of what is mine own . +She is my goods , my chattels ; she is my house , +My household stuff , my field , my barn , +My horse , my ox , my ass , my anything ; +And here she stands , touch her whoever dare ; +I'll bring mine action on the proudest he +That stops my way in Padua . Grumio , +Draw forth thy weapon , we're beset with thieves ; +Rescue thy mistress , if thou be a man . +Fear not , sweet wench ; they shall not touch thee , Kate : +I'll buckler thee against a million . + + +Nay , let them go , a couple of quiet ones . + +Went they not quickly I should die with laughing . + +Of all mad matches never was the like . + +Mistress , what's your opinion of your sister ? + +That , being mad herself , she's madly mated . + +I warrant him , Petruchio is Kated . + +Neighbours and friends , though bride and bridegroom wants +For to supply the places at the table , +You know there wants no junkets at the feast . +Lucentio , you shall supply the bridegroom's place , +And let Bianca take her sister's room . + +Shall sweet Bianca practise how to bride it ? + +She shall , Lucentio . Come , gentlemen , let's go . + +Fie , fie , on all tired jades , on all mad masters , and all foul ways ! Was ever man so beaten ? was ever man so rayed ? was ever man so weary ? I am sent before to make a fire , and they are coming after to warm them . Now , were not I a little pot and soon hot , my very lips might freeze to my teeth , my tongue to the roof of my mouth , my heart in my belly , ere I should come by a fire to thaw me ; but I , with blowing the fire , shall warm myself ; for , considering the weather , a taller man than I will take cold . Holla , ho ! Curtis . + + +Who is that calls so coldly ? + +A piece of ice : if thou doubt it , thou mayst slide from my shoulder to my heel with no greater a run but my head and my neck . A fire , good Curtis . + +Is my master and his wife coming , Grumio ? + +O ! ay , Curtis , ay ; and therefore fire , fire ; cast on no water . + +Is she so hot a shrew as she's reported ? + +She was , good Curtis , before this frost ; but , thou knowest , winter tames man , woman , and beast ; for it hath tamed my old master , and my new mistress , and myself , fellow Curtis . + +Away , you three-inch-fool ! I am no beast . + +Am I but three inches ? why , thy horn is a foot ; and so long am I at the least . But wilt thou make a fire , or shall I complain on thee to our mistress , whose hand ,she being now at hand ,thou shalt soon feel , to thy cold comfort , for being slow in thy hot office ? + +I prithee , good Grumio , tell me , how goes the world ? + +A cold world , Curtis , in every office but thine ; and therefore , fire . Do thy duty , and have thy duty , for my master and mistress are almost frozen to death . + +There's fire ready ; and therefore , good Grumio , the news ? + +Why , 'Jack , boy ! ho , boy !' and as much news as thou wilt . + +Come , you are so full of cony-catching . + +Why therefore fire : for I have caught extreme cold . Where's the cook ? is supper ready , the house trimmed , rushes strewed , cobwebs swept ; the serving-men in their new fustian , their white stockings , and every officer his wedding-garment on ? Be the Jacks fair within , the Jills fair without , and carpets laid , and everything in order ? + +All ready ; and therefore , I pray thee , news ? + +First , know , my horse is tired ; my master and mistress fallen out . + +How ? + +Out of their saddles into the dirt ; and thereby hangs a tale . + +Let's ha't , good Grumio . + +Lend thine ear . + +Here . + +There . + +This is to feel a tale , not to hear a tale . + +And therefore it is called a sensible tale ; and this cuff was but to knock at your ear and beseech listening . Now I begin : Imprimis , we came down a foul hill , my master riding behind my mistress , + +Both of one horse ? + +What's that to thee ? + +Why , a horse . + +Tell thou the tale : but hadst thou not crossed me thou shouldst have heard how her horse fell , and she under her horse ; thou shouldst have heard in how miry a place , how she was bemoiled : how he left her with the horse upon her ; how he beat me because her horse stumbled ; how she waded through the dirt to pluck him off me : how he swore ; how she prayed , that never prayed before ; how I cried ; how the horses ran away ; how her bridle was burst ; how I lost my crupper ; with many things of worthy memory , which now shall die in oblivion , and thou return unexperienced to thy grave . + +By this reckoning he is more shrew than she . + +Ay ; and that , thou and the proudest of you all shall find when he comes home . But what talk I of this ? Call forth Nathaniel , Joseph , Nicholas , Philip , Walter , Sugarsop , and the rest : let their heads be sleekly combed , their blue coats brushed , and their garters of an indifferent knit : let them curtsy with their left legs , and not presume to touch a hair of my master's horsetail till they kiss their hands . Are they all ready ? + +They are . + +Call them forth . + +Do you hear ? ho ! you must meet my master to countenance my mistress . + +Why , she hath a face of her own . + +Who knows not that ? + +Thou , it seems , that callest for company to countenance her . + +I call them forth to credit her . + +Why , she comes to borrow nothing of them . + + +Welcome home , Grumio ! + +How now , Grumio ? + +What , Grumio ! + +Fellow Grumio ! + +How now , old lad ! + +Welcome , you ; how now , you ; what , you ; fellow , you ; and thus much for greeting . Now , my spruce companions , is all ready , and all things neat ? + +All things is ready . How near is our master ? + +E'en at hand , alighted by this ; and therefore be not ,Cock's passion , silence ! I hear my master . + + +Where be these knaves ? What ! no man at door +To hold my stirrup nor to take my horse ? +Where is Nathaniel , Gregory , Philip ? + +Here , here , sir ; here , sir . + +Here , sir ! here , sir ! here , sir ! here , sir ! +You logger-headed and unpolish'd grooms ! +What , no attendance ? no regard ? no duty ? +Where is the foolish knave I sent before ? + +Here , sir ; as foolish as I was before . + +You peasant swain ! you whoreson malt-horse drudge ! +Did I not bid thee meet me in the park , +And bring along these rascal knaves with thee ? + +Nathaniel's coat , sir , was not fully made , +And Gabriel's pumps were all unpink'd i' the heel , +There was no link to colour Peter's hat , +And Walter's dagger was not come from sheathing , +There were none fine but Adam , Ralph , and Gregory ; +The rest were ragged , old , and beggarly ; +Yet , as they are , here are they come to meet you . + +Go , rascals , go , and fetch my supper in . + +Where is the life that late I led ? +Where are those ? Sit down , Kate , and welcome . +Soud , soud , soud , soud ! + + +Why , when , I say ?Nay , good sweet Kate , be merry . +Off with my boots , you rogues ! you villains ! When ? + +It was the friar of orders grey , +As he forth walked on his way : + +Out , you rogue ! you pluck my foot awry : + +Take that , and mend the plucking off the other . +Be merry , Kate . Some water , here ; what , ho ! +Where's my spaniel Troilus ? Sirrah , get you hence +And bid my cousin Ferdinand come hither : + +One , Kate , that you must kiss , and be acquainted with . +Where are my slippers ? Shall I have some water ? +Come , Kate , and wash , and welcome heartily . + + +You whoreson villain ! will you let it fall ? + +Patience , I pray you ; 'twas a fault unwilling . + +A whoreson , beetle-headed , flap-ear'd knave ! +Come , Kate , sit down ; I know you have a stomach . +Will you give thanks , sweet Kate , or else shall I ? +What's this ? mutton ? + +Ay . + +Who brought it ? + +I . + +'Tis burnt ; and so is all the meat . +What dogs are these ! Where is the rascal cook ? +How durst you , villains , bring it from the dresser , +And serve it thus to me that love it not ? + +There , take it to you , trenchers , cups , and all . +You heedless joltheads and unmanner'd slaves ! +What ! do you grumble ? I'll be with you straight . + +I pray you , husband , be not so disquiet : +The meat was well if you were so contented . + +I tell thee , Kate , 'twas burnt and dried away ; +And I expressly am forbid to touch it , +For it engenders choler , planteth anger ; +And better 'twere that both of us did fast , +Since , of ourselves , ourselves are choleric , +Than feed it with such over-roasted flesh . +Be patient ; to-morrow't shall be mended , +And for this night we'll fast for company : +Come , I will bring thee to thy bridal chamber . + + +Peter , didst ever see the like ? + +He kills her in her own humour . + + +Where is he ? + +In her chamber , making a sermon of continency to her ; +And rails , and swears , and rates , that she , poor soul , +Knows not which way to stand , to look , to speak , +And sits as one new-risen from a dream . +Away , away ! for he is coming hither . + +Thus have I politicly begun my reign , +And 'tis my hope to end successfully . +My falcon now is sharp and passing empty , +And till she stoop she must not be full-gorg'd , +For then she never looks upon her lure . +Another way I have to man my haggard , +To make her come and know her keeper's call ; +That is , to watch her , as we watch these kites +That bate and beat and will not be obedient . +She eat no meat to-day , nor none shall eat ; +Last night she slept not , nor to-night she shall not : +As with the meat , some undeserved fault +I'll find about the making of the bed ; +And here I'll fling the pillow , there the bolster , +This way the coverlet , another way the sheets : +Ay , and amid this hurly I intend +That all is done in reverend care of her ; +And in conclusion she shall watch all night : +And if she chance to nod I'll rail and brawl , +And with the clamour keep her still awake . +This is a way to kill a wife with kindness ; +And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour . +He that knows better how to tame a shrew , +Now let him speak : 'tis charity to show . + + +Is't possible , friend Licio , that Mistress Bianca +Doth fancy any other but Lucentio ? +I tell you , sir , she bears me fair in hand . + +Sir , to satisfy you in what I have said , +Stand by , and mark the manner of his teaching . + +Now , mistress , profit you in what you read ? + +What , master , read you ? first resolve me that . + +I read that I profess , the Art to Love . + +And may you prove , sir , master of your art ! + +While you , sweet dear , prove mistress of my heart . + + +Quick proceeders , marry ! Now , tell me , I pray , +You that durst swear that your mistress Bianca +Lov'd none in the world so well as Lucentio . + +O despiteful love ! unconstant womankind ! +I tell thee , Licio , this is wonderful . + +Mistake no more : I am not Licio , +Nor a musician , as I seem to be ; +But one that scorns to live in this disguise , +For such a one as leaves a gentleman , +And makes a god of such a cullion : +Know , sir , that I am call'd Hortensio . + +Signior Hortensio , I have often heard +Of your entire affection to Bianca ; +And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness , +I will with you , if you be so contented , +Forswear Bianca and her love for ever . + +See , how they kiss and court ! Signior Lucentio , +Here is my hand , and here I firmly vow +Never to woo her more ; but I do forswear her , +As one unworthy all the former favours +That I have fondly flatter'd her withal . + +And here I take the like unfeigned oath , +Never to marry with her though she would entreat . +Fie on her ! see how beastly she doth court him . + +Would all the world , but he had quite forsworn ! +For me , that I may surely keep mine oath , +I will be married to a wealthy widow +Ere three days pass , which hath as long lov'd me +As I have lov'd this proud disdainful haggard . +And so farewell , Signior Lucentio . +Kindness in women , not their beauteous looks , +Shall win my love : and so I take my leave , +In resolution as I swore before . + + +Mistress Bianca , bless you with such grace +As 'longeth to a lover's blessed case ! +Nay , I have ta'en you napping , gentle love , +And have forsworn you with Hortensio . + +Tranio , you jest . But have you both forsworn me ? + +Mistress , we have . + +Then we are rid of Licio . + +I' faith , he'll have a lusty widow now , That shall be woo'd and wedded in a day . + +God give him joy ! + +Ay , and he'll tame her . + +He says so , Tranio . + +Faith , he is gone unto the taming-school . + +The taming-school ! what , is there such a place ? + +Ay , mistress , and Petruchio is the master ; +That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long , +To tame a shrew , and charm her chattering tongue . + + +O master , master ! I have watch'd so long +That I'm dog-weary ; but at last I spied +An ancient angel coming down the hill +Will serve the turn . + +What is he , Biondello ? + +Master , a mercatante , or a pedant , +I know not what ; but formal in apparel , +In gait and countenance surely like a father . + +And what of him , Tranio ? + +If he be credulous and trust my tale , +I'll make him glad to seem Vincentio , +And give assurance to Baptista Minola , +As if he were the right Vincentio . +Take in your love , and then let me alone . + +God save you , sir ! + +And you , sir ! you are welcome . +Travel you far on , or are you at the furthest ? + +Sir , at the furthest for a week or two ; +But then up further , and as far as Rome ; +And so to Tripoli , if God lend me life . + +What countryman , I pray ? + +Of Mantua . + +Of Mantua , sir ! marry , God forbid ! +And come to Padua , careless of your life ? + +My life , sir ! how , I pray ? for that goes hard . + +'Tis death for any one in Mantua +To come to Padua . Know you not the cause ? +Your ships are stay'd at Venice ; and the duke , +For private quarrel 'twixt your duke and him , +Hath publish'd and proclaim'd it openly . +'Tis marvel , but that you are but newly come , +You might have heard it else proclaim'd about . + +Alas , sir ! it is worse for me than so ; +For I have bills for money by exchange +From Florence , and must here deliver them . + +Well , sir , to do you courtesy , +This will I do , and this I will advise you : +First , tell me , have you ever been at Pisa ? + +Ay , sir , in Pisa have I often been ; +Pisa , renowned for grave citizens . + +Among them , know you one Vincentio ? + +I know him not , but I have heard of him ; +A merchant of incomparable wealth . + +He is my father , sir ; and , sooth to say , +In countenance somewhat doth resemble you . + +As much as an apple doth an oyster , and all one . + +To save your life in this extremity , +This favour will I do you for his sake ; +And think it not the worst of all your fortunes +That you are like to Sir Vincentio . +His name and credit shall you undertake , +And in my house you shall be friendly lodg'd , +Look that you take upon you as you should ! +You understand me , sir ; so shall you stay +Till you have done your business in the city . +If this be courtesy , sir , accept of it . + +O sir , I do ; and will repute you ever +The patron of my life and liberty . + +Then go with me to make the matter good . +This , by the way , I let you understand : +My father is here look'd for every day , +To pass assurance of a dower in marriage +'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here : +In all these circumstances I'll instruct you . +Go with me to clothe you as becomes you . + + +No , no , forsooth ; I dare not , for my life . + +The more my wrong the more his spite appears . +What , did he marry me to famish me ? +Beggars , that come unto my father's door , +Upon entreaty have a present alms ; +If not , elsewhere they meet with charity : +But I , who never knew how to entreat , +Nor never needed that I should entreat , +Am starv'd for meat , giddy for lack of sleep ; +With oaths kept waking , and with brawling fed . +And that which spites me more than all these wants , +He does it under name of perfect love ; +As who should say , if I should sleep or eat +'Twere deadly sickness , or else present death . +I prithee go and get me some repast ; +I care not what , so it be wholesome food . + +What say you to a neat's foot ? + +'Tis passing good : I prithee let me have it . + +I fear it is too choleric a meat . +How say you to a fat tripe finely broil'd ? + +I like it well : good Grumio , fetch it me . + +I cannot tell ; I fear 'tis choleric . +What say you to a piece of beef and mustard ? + +A dish that I do love to feed upon . + +Ay , but the mustard is too hot a little . + +Why , then the beef , and let the mustard rest . + +Nay , then I will not : you shall have the mustard , +Or else you get no beef of Grumio . + +Then both , or one , or anything thou wilt . + +Why then , the mustard without the beef . + +Go , get thee gone , thou false deluding slave , + +That feed'st me with the very name of meat . +Sorrow on thee and all the pack of you , +That triumph thus upon my misery ! +Go , get thee gone , I say . + + +How fares my Kate ? What , sweeting , all amort ? + +Mistress , what cheer ? + +Faith , as cold as can be . + +Pluck up thy spirits ; look cheerfully upon me . +Here , love ; thou seest how diligent I am , +To dress thy meat myself and bring it thee : + +I am sure , sweet Kate , this kindness merits thanks . +What ! not a word ? Nay then , thou lov'st it not , +And all my pains is sorted to no proof . +Here , take away this dish . + +I pray you , let it stand . + +The poorest service is repaid with thanks , +And so shall mine , before you touch the meat . + +I thank you , sir . + +Signior Petruchio , fie ! you are to blame . +Come , Mistress Kate , I'll bear you company . + +Eat it up all , Hortensio , if thou lov'st me . +Much good do it unto thy gentle heart ! +Kate , eat apace : and now , my honey love , +Will we return unto thy father's house , +And revel it as bravely as the best , +With silken coats and caps and golden rings , +With ruffs and cuffs and farthingales and things ; +With scarfs and fans and double change of bravery , +With amber bracelets , beads and all this knavery . +What ! hast thou din'd ? The tailor stays thy leisure , +To deck thy body with his ruffling treasure . + + +Come , tailor , let us see these ornaments ; +Lay forth the gown . + + +What news with you , sir ? + +Here is the cap your worship did bespeak . + +Why , this was moulded on a porringer ; +A velvet dish : fie , fie ! 'tis lewd and filthy : +Why , 'tis a cockle or a walnut-shell , +A knack , a toy , a trick , a baby's cap : +Away with it ! come , let me have a bigger . + +I'll have no bigger : this doth fit the time , +And gentlewomen wear such caps as these . + +When you are gentle , you shall have one too ; +And not till then . + +That will not be in haste . + +Why , sir , I trust I may have leave to speak , +And speak I will ; I am no child , no babe : +Your betters have endur'd me say my mind , +And if you cannot , best you stop your ears . +My tongue will tell the anger of my heart , +Or else my heart , concealing it , will break : +And rather than it shall , I will be free +Even to the uttermost , as I please , in words . + +Why , thou sayst true ; it is a paltry cap , +A custard-coffin , a bauble , a silken pie . +I love thee well in that thou lik'st it not . + +Love me or love me not , I like the cap , +And it I will have , or I will have none . + + +Thy gown ? why , ay : come , tailor , let us see't . +O mercy , God ! what masquing stuff is here ? +What's this ? a sleeve ? 'tis like a demi-cannon : +What ! up and down , carv'd like an apple-tart ? +Here's snip and nip and cut and slish and slash , +Like to a censer in a barber's shop . +Why , what , i' devil's name , tailor , call'st thou this ? + +I see , she's like to have neither cap nor gown . + +You bid me make it orderly and well , +According to the fashion and the time . + +Marry , and did : but if you be remember'd , +I did not bid you mar it to the time . +Go , hop me over every kennel home , +For you shall hop without my custom , sir . +I'll none of it : hence ! make your best of it . + +I never saw a better-fashion'd gown , +More quaint , more pleasing , nor more commendable . +Belike you mean to make a puppet of me . + +Why , true ; he means to make a puppet of thee . + +She says your worship means to make a puppet of her . + +O monstrous arrogance ! Thou liest , thou thread , +Thou thimble , +Thou yard , three-quarters , half-yard , quarter , nail ! +Thou flea , thou nit , thou winter-cricket thou ! +Brav'd in mine own house with a skein of thread ! +Away ! thou rag , thou quantity , thou remnant , +Or I shall so be-mete thee with thy yard +As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou liv'st ! +I tell thee , I , that thou hast marr'd her gown . + +Your worship is deceiv'd : the gown is made +Just as my master had direction . +Grumio gave order how it should be done . + +I gave him no order ; I gave him the stuff . + +But how did you desire it should be made ? + +Marry , sir , with needle and thread . + +But did you not request to have it cut ? + +Thou hast faced many things . + +I have . + +Face not me : thou hast braved many men ; brave not me : I will neither be faced nor braved . I say unto thee , I bid thy master cut out the gown ; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces : ergo , thou liest . + +Why , here is the note of the fashion to testify . + +Read it . + +The note lies in's throat if he say I said so . + +Imprimis . A loose-bodied gown . + +Master , if ever I said loose-bodied gown , sew me in the skirts of it , and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread . I said , a gown . + +Proceed . + +With a small compassed cape . + +I confess the cape . + +With a trunk sleeve . + +I confess two sleeves . + +The sleeves curiously cut . + +Ay , there's the villany . + +Error i' the bill , sir ; error i' the bill . I commanded the sleeves should be cut out and sewed up again ; and that I'll prove upon thee , though thy little finger be armed in a thimble . + +This is true that I say : an I had thee in place where thou shouldst know it . + +I am for thee straight : take thou the bill , give me thy mete-yard , and spare not me . + +God-a-mercy , Grumio ! then he shall have no odds . + +Well , sir , in brief , the gown is not for me . + +You are i' the right , sir ; 'tis for my mistress . + +Go , take it up unto thy master's use . + +Villain , not for thy life ! take up my mistress' gown for thy master's use ! + +Why , sir , what's your conceit in that ? + +O , sir , the conceit is deeper than you think for . +Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use ! +O , fie , fie , fie ! + +Hortensio , say thou wilt see the tailor paid . + + +Go take it hence ; be gone , and say no more . + +Tailor , I'll pay thee for thy gown to-morrow : +Take no unkindness of his hasty words . +Away ! I say ; commend me to thy master . + + +Well , come , my Kate ; we will unto your father's , +Even in these honest mean habiliments . +Our purses shall be proud , our garments poor : +For 'tis the mind that makes the body rich ; +And as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds , +So honour peereth in the meanest habit . +What is the jay more precious than the lark +Because his feathers are more beautiful ? +Or is the adder better than the eel +Because his painted skin contents the eye ? +O , no , good Kate ; neither art thou the worse +For this poor furniture and mean array . +If thou account'st it shame , lay it on me ; +And therefore frolic : we will hence forthwith , +To feast and sport us at thy father's house . +Go , call my men , and let us straight to him ; +And bring our horses unto Long-lane end ; +There will we mount , and thither walk on foot . +Let's see ; I think 'tis now some seven o'clock , +And well we may come there by dinner-time . + +I dare assure you , sir , 'tis almost two ; +And 'twill be supper-time ere you come there . + +It shall be seven ere I go to horse . +Look , what I speak , or do , or think to do , +You are still crossing it . Sirs , let't alone : +I will not go to-day ; and ere I do , +It shall be what o'clock I say it is . + +Why , so this gallant will command the sun . + + +Sir , this is the house : please it you that I call ? + +Ay , what else ? and , but I be deceived , +Signior Baptista may remember me , +Near twenty years ago , in Genoa , +Where we were lodgers at the Pegasus . + +'Tis well ; and hold your own , in any case , +With such austerity as 'longeth to a father . + +I warrant you . But , sir , here comes your boy ; +'Twere good he were school'd . + + +Fear you not him . Sirrah Biondello , +Now do your duty throughly , I advise you : +Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio . + +Tut ! fear not me . + +But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista ? + +I told him that your father was at Venice , +And that you look'd for him this day in Padua . + +Thou'rt a tall fellow : hold thee that to drink . +Here comes Baptista . Set your countenance , sir . + + +Signior Baptista , you are happily met . + + +Sir , this is the gentleman I told you of : +I pray you , stand good father to me now , + +Give me Bianca for my patrimony . + +Soft , son ! +Sir , by your leave : having come to Padua +To gather in some debts , my son Lucentio +Made me acquainted with a weighty cause +Of love between your daughter and himself : +And ,for the good report I hear of you , +And for the love he beareth to your daughter , +And she to him ,to stay him not too long , +I am content , in a good father's care , +To have him match'd ; and , if you please to like +No worse than I , upon some agreement +Me shall you find ready and willing +With one consent to have her so bestow'd ; +For curious I cannot be with you , +Signior Baptista , of whom I hear so well . + +Sir , pardon me in what I have to say : +Your plainness and your shortness please me well . +Right true it is , your son Lucentio here +Doth love my daughter and she loveth him , +Or both dissemble deeply their affections : +And therefore , if you say no more than this , +That like a father you will deal with him +And pass my daughter a sufficient dower , +The match is made , and all is done : +Your son shall have my daughter with consent . + +I thank you , sir . Where , then , do you know best +We be affied and such assurance ta'en +As shall with either part's agreement stand ? + +Not in my house , Lucentio ; for , you know , +Pitchers have ears , and I have many servants . +Besides , old Gremio is hearkening still , +And happily we might be interrupted . + +Then at my lodging an it like you : +There doth my father lie , and there this night +We'll pass the business privately and well . +Send for your daughter by your servant here ; +My boy shall fetch the scrivener presently . +The worst is this , that , at so slender warning , +You're like to have a thin and slender pittance . + +It likes me well . Cambio , hie you home , +And bid Bianca make her ready straight ; +And , if you will , tell what hath happened : +Lucentio's father is arriv'd in Padua , +And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife . + +I pray the gods she may with all my heart ! + +Dally not with the gods , but get thee gone . +Signior Baptista , shall I lead the way ? +Welcome ! one mess is like to be your cheer . +Come , sir ; we will better it in Pisa . + +I follow you . + + +Cambio ! + +What sayst thou , Biondello ? + +You saw my master wink and laugh upon you ? + +Biondello , what of that ? + +Faith , nothing ; but he has left me here behind to expound the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens . + +I pray thee , moralize them . + +Then thus . Baptista is safe , talking with the deceiving father of a deceitful son . + +And what of him ? + +His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper . + +And then ? + +The old priest at Saint Luke's church is at your command at all hours . + +And what of all this ? + +I cannot tell , expect they are busied about a counterfeit assurance : take you assurance of her , cum privilegio ad imprimendum solum . To the church ! take the priest , clerk , and some sufficient honest witnesses . +If this be not that you look for , I have no more to say , +But bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day . + + +Hearest thou , Biondello ? + +I cannot tarry : I knew a wench married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit ; and so may you , sir ; and so , adieu , sir . My master hath appointed me to go to Saint Luke's , to bid the priest be ready to come against you come with your appendix . + + +I may , and will , if she be so contented : +She will be pleas'd ; then wherefore should I doubt ? +Hap what hap may , I'll roundly go about her : +It shall go hard if Cambio go without her . + + +Come on , i' God's name ; once more toward our father's . +Good Lord , how bright and goodly shines the moon ! + +The moon ! the sun : it is not moonlight now . + +I say it is the moon that shines so bright . + +I know it is the sun that shines so bright . + +Now , by my mother's son , and that's myself , +It shall be moon , or star , or what I list , +Or ere I journey to your father's house . +Go one and fetch our horses back again . +Evermore cross'd and cross'd ; nothing but cross'd ! + +Say as he says , or we shall never go . + +Forward , I pray , since we have come so far , +And be it moon , or sun , or what you please . +An if you please to call it a rush-candle , +Henceforth I vow it shall be so for me . + +I say it is the moon . + +I know it is the moon . + +Nay , then you lie ; it is the blessed sun . + +Then God be bless'd , it is the blessed sun : +But sun it is not when you say it is not , +And the moon changes even as your mind . +What you will have it nam'd , even that it is ; +And so , it shall be so for Katharine . + +Petruchio , go thy ways ; the field is won . + +Well , forward , forward ! thus the bowl should run , +And not unluckily against the bias . +But soft ! what company is coming here ? + + +Good morrow , gentle mistress : where away ? +Tell me , sweet Kate , and tell me truly too , +Hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman ? +Such war of white and red within her cheeks ! +What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty , +As those two eyes become that heavenly face ? +Fair lovely maid , once more good day to thee . + +Sweet Kate , embrace her for her beauty's sake . + +A' will make the man mad , to make a woman of him . + +Young budding virgin , fair and fresh and sweet , +Whither away , or where is thy abode ? +Happy the parents of so fair a child ; +Happier the man , whom favourable stars +Allot thee for his lovely bed-fellow ! + +Why , how now , Kate ! I hope thou art not mad : +This is a man , old , wrinkled , faded , wither'd , +And not a maiden , as thou sayst he is . + +Pardon , old father , my mistaking eyes , +That have been so bedazzled with the sun +That everything I look on seemeth green : +Now I perceive thou art a reverend father ; +Pardon , I pray thee , for my mad mistaking . + +Do , good old grandsire ; and withal make known +Which way thou travellest : if along with us , +We shall be joyful of thy company . + +Fair sir , and you my merry mistress , +That with your strange encounter much amaz'd me , +My name is called Vincentio ; my dwelling , Pisa ; +And bound I am to Padua , there to visit +A son of mine , which long I have not seen . + +What is his name ? + +Lucentio , gentle sir . + +Happily met ; the happier for thy son . +And now by law , as well as reverend age , +I may entitle thee my loving father : +The sister to my wife , this gentlewoman , +Thy son by this hath married . Wonder not , +Nor be not griev'd : she is of good esteem , +Her dowry wealthy , and of worthy birth ; +Beside , so qualified as may beseem +The spouse of any noble gentleman . +Let me embrace with old Vincentio ; +And wander we to see thy honest son , +Who will of thy arrival be full joyous . + +But is this true ? or is it else your pleasure , +Like pleasant travellers , to break a jest +Upon the company you overtake ? + +I do assure thee , father , so it is . + +Come , go along , and see the truth hereof ; +For our first merriment hath made thee jealous . + + +Well , Petruchio , this has put me in heart . +Have to my widow ! and if she be froward , +Then hast thou taught Hortensio to be untoward . + +Softly and swiftly , sir , for the priest is ready . + +I fly , Biondello : but they may chance to need thee at home ; therefore leave us . + +Nay , faith , I'll see the church o' your back ; and then come back to my master as soon as I can . + + +I marvel Cambio comes not all this while . + + +Sir , here's the door , this is Lucentio's house : +My father's bears more toward the marketplace ; +Thither must I , and here I leave you , sir . + +You shall not choose but drink before you go . +I think I shall command your welcome here , +And , by all likelihood , some cheer is toward . + + +They're busy within ; you were best knock louder . + + +What's he that knocks as he would beat down the gate ? + +Is Signior Lucentio within , sir ? + +He's within , sir , but not to be spoken withal . + +What if a man bring him a hundred pound or two , to make merry withal ? + +Keep your hundred pounds to yourself : he shall need none so long as I live . + +Nay , I told you your son was well beloved in Padua . Do you hear , sir ? To leave frivolous circumstances , I pray you , tell Signior Lucentio that his father is come from Pisa , and is here at the door to speak with him . + +Thou liest : his father is come from Padua , and here looking out at the window . + +Art thou his father ? + +Ay , sir ; so his mother says , if I may believe her . + +Why , how now , gentleman ! why , this is flat knavery , to take upon you another man's name . + +Lay hands on the villain : I believe , a' means to cozen somebody in this city under my countenance . + + +I have seen them in the church together : God send 'em good shipping ! But who is here ? mine old master , Vincentio ! now we are undone and brought to nothing . + +Come hither , crack-hemp . + +I hope I may choose , sir . + +Come hither , you rogue . What , have you forgot me ? + +Forgot you ! no , sir : I could not forget you , for I never saw you before in all my life . + +What , you notorious villain ! didst thou never see thy master's father , Vincentio ? + +What , my old , worshipful old master ? yes , marry , sir : see where he looks out of the window . + +Is't so , indeed ? + + +Help , help , help ! here's a madman will murder me . + + +Help , son ! help , Signior Baptista ! + + +Prithee , Kate , let's stand aside , and see the end of this controversy . + +Sir , what are you that offer to beat my servant ? + +What am I , sir ! nay , what are you , sir ? O immortal gods ! O fine villain ! A silken doublet ! a velvet hose ! a scarlet cloak ! and a copatain hat ! O , I am undone ! I am undone ! while I play the good husband at home , my son and my servant spend all at the university . + +How now ! what's the matter ? + +What , is the man lunatic ? + +Sir , you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your habit , but your words show you a madman . Why , sir , what 'cerns it you if I wear pearl and gold ? I thank my good father , I am able to maintain it . + +Thy father ! O villain ! he is a sailmaker in Bergamo . + +You mistake , sir , you mistake , sir . Pray , what do you think is his name ? + +His name ! as if I knew not his name : I have brought him up ever since he was three years old , and his name is Tranio . + +Away , away , mad ass ! his name is Lucentio ; and he is mine only son , and heir to the lands of me , Signior Vincentio . + +Lucentio ! O ! he hath murdered his master . Lay hold on him , I charge you in the duke's name . O my son , my son ! tell me , thou villain , where is my son Lucentio ? + +Call forth an officer . + +Carry this mad knave to the gaol . Father Baptista , I charge you see that he be forthcoming . + +Carry me to the gaol ! + +Stay , officer : he shall not go to prison . + +Talk not , Signior Gremio : I say he shall go to prison . + +Take heed , Signior Baptista , lest you be cony-catched in this business : I dare swear this is the right Vincentio . + +Swear , if thou darest . + +Nay , I dare not swear it . + +Then thou wert best say , that I am not Lucentio . + +Yes , I know thee to be Signior Lucentio . + +Away with the dotard ! to the gaol with him ! + +Thus strangers may be haled and abused : O monstrous villain ! + + +O ! we are spoiled ; and yonder he is : deny him , forswear him , or else we are all undone . + +Pardon , sweet father . + +Lives my sweetest son ? + + +Pardon , dear father . + +How hast thou offended ? +Where is Lucentio ? + +Here's Lucentio , +Right son to the right Vincentio ; +That have by marriage made thy daughter mine , +While counterfeit supposes blear'd thine eyne . + +Here's packing , with a witness , to deceive us all ! + +Where is that damned villain Tranio , +That fac'd and brav'd me in this matter so ? + +Why , tell me , is not this my Cambio ? + +Cambio is chang'd into Lucentio . + +Love wrought these miracles . Bianca's love +Made me exchange my state with Tranio , +While he did bear my countenance in the town ; +And happily I have arriv'd at last +Unto the wished haven of my bliss . +What Tranio did , myself enforc'd him to ; +Then pardon him , sweet father , for my sake . + +I'll slit the villain's nose , that would have sent me to the gaol . + +But do you hear , sir ? +Have you married my daughter without asking my good will ? + +Fear not , Baptista ; we will content you , go to : but I will in , to be revenged for this villany . + + +And I , to sound the depth of this knavery . + + +Look not pale , Bianca ; thy father will not frown . + + +My cake is dough ; but I'll in among the rest , +Out of hope of all , but my share of the feast . + +Husband , let's follow , to see the end of this ado . + +First kiss me , Kate , and we will . + +What ! in the midst of the street ? + +What ! art thou ashamed of me ? + +No , sir , God forbid ; but ashamed to kiss . + +Why , then let's home again . Come , sirrah , let's away . + +Nay , I will give thee a kiss : now pray thee , love , stay . + +Is not this well ? Come , my sweet Kate : +Better once than never , for never too late . + + +At last , though long , our jarring notes agree : +And time it is , when raging war is done , +To smile at 'scapes and perils overblown . +My fair Bianca , bid my father welcome , +While I with self-same kindness welcome thine . +Brother Petruchio , sister Katharina , +And thou , Hortensio , with thy loving widow , +Feast with the best , and welcome to my house : +My banquet is to close our stomachs up , +After our great good cheer . Pray you , sit down ; +For now we sit to chat as well as eat . + + +Nothing but sit and sit , and eat and eat ! + +Padua affords this kindness , son Petruchio . + +Padua affords nothing but what is kind . + +For both our sakes I would that word were true . + +Now , for my life , Hortensio fears his widow . + +Then never trust me , if I be afeard . + +You are very sensible , and yet you miss my sense : +I mean , Hortensio is afeard of you . + +He that is giddy thinks the world turns round . + +Roundly replied . + +Mistress , how mean you that ? + +Thus I conceive by him . + +Conceives by me ! How likes Hortensio that ? + +My widow says , thus she conceives her tale . + +Very well mended . Kiss him for that , good widow . + +'He that is giddy thinks the world turns round :' +I pray you , tell me what you meant by that . + +Your husband , being troubled with a shrew , +Measures my husband's sorrow by his woe : +And now you know my meaning . + +A very mean meaning . + +Right , I mean you . + +And I am mean , indeed , respecting you . + +To her , Kate ! + +To her , widow ! + +A hundred marks , my Kate does put her down . + +That's my office . + +Spoke like an officer : ha' to thee , lad . + + +How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks ? + +Believe me , sir , they butt together well . + +Head and butt ! a hasty-witted body +Would say your head and butt were head and horn . + +Ay , mistress bride , hath that awaken'd you ? + +Ay , but not frighted me ; therefore I'll sleep again . + +Nay , that you shall not ; since you have begun , +Have at you for a bitter jest or two . + +Am I your bird ? I mean to shift my bush ; +And then pursue me as you draw your bow . +You are welcome all . + + +She hath prevented me . Here , Signior Tranio ; +This bird you aim'd at , though you hit her not : +Therefore a health to all that shot and miss'd . + +O sir ! Lucentio slipp'd me , like his greyhound , +Which runs himself , and catches for his master . + +A good swift simile , but something currish . + +'Tis well , sir , that you hunted for yourself : +'Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay . + +O ho , Petruchio ! Tranio hits you now . + +I thank thee for that gird , good Tranio . + +Confess , confess , hath he not hit you here ? + +A' has a little gall'd me , I confess ; +And , as the jest did glance away from me , +'Tis ten to one it maim'd you two outright . + +Now , in good sadness , son Petruchio , +I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all . + +Well , I say no : and therefore , for assurance , +Let's each one send unto his wife ; +And he whose wife is most obedient +To come at first when he doth send for her , +Shall win the wager which we will propose . + +Content . What is the wager ? + +Twenty crowns . + +Twenty crowns ! +I'll venture so much of my hawk or hound , +But twenty times so much upon my wife . + +A hundred then . + +Content . + +A match ! 'tis done . + +Who shall begin ? + +That will I . +Go , Biondello , bid your mistress come to me . + +I go . + + +Son , I will be your half , Bianca comes . + +I'll have no halves ; I'll bear it all myself . + +How now ! what news ? + +Sir , my mistress sends you word +That she is busy and she cannot come . + +How ! she is busy , and she cannot come ! +Is that an answer ? + +Ay , and a kind one too : +Pray God , sir , your wife send you not a worse . + +I hope , better . + +Sirrah Biondello , go and entreat my wife +To come to me forthwith . + + +O ho ! entreat her ! +Nay , then she must needs come . + +I am afraid , sir , +Do what you can , yours will not be entreated . + +Now , where's my wife ? + +She says you have some goodly jest in hand : +She will not come : she bids you come to her . + +Worse and worse ; she will not come ! O vile , +Intolerable , not to be endur'd ! +Sirrah Grumio , go to your mistress ; say , +I command her come to me . + + +I know her answer . + +What ? + +She will not . + +The fouler fortune mine , and there an end . + + +Now , by my holidame , here comes Katharina ! + +What is your will , sir , that you send for me ? + +Where is your sister , and Hortensio's wife ? + +They sit conferring by the parlour fire . + +Go , fetch them hither : if they deny to come , +Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands . +Away , I say , and bring them hither straight . + + +Here is a wonder , if you talk of a wonder . + +And so it is . I wonder what it bodes . + +Marry , peace it bodes , and love , and quiet life , +An awful rule and right supremacy ; +And , to be short , what not that's sweet and happy . + +Now fair befall thee , good Petruchio ! +The wager thou hast won ; and I will add +Unto their losses twenty thousand crowns ; +Another dowry to another daughter , +For she is chang'd , as she had never been . + +Nay , I will win my wager better yet , +And show more sign of her obedience , +Her new-built virtue and obedience . +See where she comes , and brings your froward wives +As prisoners to her womanly persuasion . + + +Katharine , that cap of yours becomes you not : +Off with that bauble , throw it under foot . + +Lord ! let me never have a cause to sigh , +Till I be brought to such a silly pass ! + +Fie ! what a foolish duty call you this ? + +I would your duty were as foolish too : +The wisdom of your duty , fair Bianca , +Hath cost me an hundred crowns since supper-time . + +The more fool you for laying on my duty . + +Katharine , I charge thee , tell these headstrong women +What duty they do owe their lords and husbands . + +Come , come , you're mocking : we will have no telling . + +Come on , I say ; and first begin with her . + +She shall not . + +I say she shall : and first begin with her . + +Fie , fie ! unknit that threatening unkind brow , +And dart not scornful glances from those eyes , +To wound thy lord , thy king , thy governor : +It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads , +Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds , +And in no sense is meet or amiable . +A woman mov'd is like a fountain troubled , +Muddy , ill-seeming , thick , bereft of beauty ; +And while it is so , none so dry or thirsty +Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it . +Thy husband is thy lord , thy life , thy keeper , +Thy head , thy sovereign ; one that cares for thee , +And for thy maintenance commits his body +To painful labour both by sea and land , +To watch the night in storms , the day in cold , +Whilst thou liest warm at home , secure and safe ; +And craves no other tribute at thy hands +But love , fair looks , and true obedience ; +Too little payment for so great a debt . +Such duty as the subject owes the prince , +Even such a woman oweth to her husband ; +And when she's froward , peevish , sullen , sour , +And not obedient to his honest will , +What is she but a foul contending rebel , +And graceless traitor to her loving lord ? +I am asham'd that women are so simple +To offer war where they should kneel for peace , +Or seek for rule , supremacy , and sway , +When they are bound to serve , love , and obey . +Why are our bodies soft , and weak , and smooth , +Unapt to toil and trouble in the world , +But that our soft conditions and our hearts +Should well agree with our external parts ? +Come , come , you froward and unable worms ! +My mind hath been as big as one of yours , +My heart as great , my reason haply more , +To bandy word for word and frown for frown ; +But now I see our lances are but straws , +Our strength as weak , our weakness past compare , +That seeming to be most which we indeed least are . +Then vail your stomachs , for it is no boot , +And place your hands below your husband's foot : +In token of which duty , if he please , +My hand is ready ; may it do him ease . + +Why , there's a wench ! Come on , and kiss me , Kate . + +Well , go thy ways , old lad , for thou shalt ha't . + +'Tis a good hearing when children are toward . + +But a harsh hearing when women are froward . + +Come , Kate , we'll to bed . +We three are married , but you two are sped . +'Twas I won the wager , + +though you hit the white ; +And , being a winner , God give you good night ! + + +Now , go thy ways ; thou hast tam'd a curst shrew . + +'Tis a wonder , by your leave , she will be tam'd so . + +THE TEMPEST + +Boatswain ! + +Here , master : what cheer ? + +Good , speak to the mariners : fall to't yarely , or we run ourselves aground : bestir , bestir . + +Heigh , my hearts ! cheerly , cheerly , my hearts ! yare , yare ! Take in the topsail . Tend to the master's whistle .Blow , till thou burst thy wind , if room enough ! + + +Good boatswain , have care . Where's the master ? Play the men . + +I pray now , keep below . + +Where is the master , boson ? + +Do you not hear him ? You mar our labour : keep your cabins : you do assist the storm . + +Nay , good , be patient . + +When the sea is . Hence ! What cares these roarers for the name of king ? To cabin : silence ! trouble us not . + +Good , yet remember whom thou hast aboard . + +None that I more love than myself . You are a counsellor : if you can command these elements to silence , and work the peace of the present , we will not hand a rope more ; use your authority : if you cannot , give thanks you have lived so long , and make yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of the hour , if it so hap .Cheerly , good hearts !Out of our way , I say . + + +I have great comfort from this fellow : methinks he hath no drowning mark upon him ; his complexion is perfect gallows . Stand fast , good Fate , to his hanging ! make the rope of his destiny our cable , for our own doth little advantage ! If he be not born to be hanged , our case is miserable . + +Down with the topmast ! yare ! lower , lower ! Bring her to try with main-course . + +A plague upon this howling ! they are louder than the weather , or our office . + +Yet again ? what do you here ? Shall we give o'er , and drown ? Have you a mind to sink ? + +A pox o' your throat , you bawling , blasphemous , incharitable dog ! + +Work you , then . + +Hang , cur , hang ! you whoreson , insolent noisemaker , we are less afraid to be drowned than thou art . + +I'll warrant him for drowning ; though the ship were no stronger than a nutshell , and as leaky as an unstanched wench . + +Lay her a-hold , a-hold ! Set her two courses ; off to sea again ; lay her off . + + +All lost ! to prayers , to prayers ! all lost ! + + +What , must our mouths be cold ? + +The king and prince at prayers ! let us assist them , +For our case is as theirs . + +I am out of patience . + +We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards . +This wide-chapp'd rascal ,would thou might'st lie drowning , +The washing of ten tides ! + +He'll be hang'd yet , +Though every drop of water swear against it , +And gape at wid'st to glut him . + +'We split , we split !' 'Farewell , my wife and children !' +'Farewell , brother !' 'We split , we split , we split !' ] + +Let's all sink wi' the king . + + +Let's take leave of him . + + +Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground ; long heath , brown furze , any thing . The wills above be done ! but I would fain die a dry death . + + +If by your art , my dearest father , you have +Put the wild waters in this roar , allay them . +The sky , it seems , would pour down stinking pitch , +But that the sea , mounting to th' welkin's cheek , +Dashes the fire out . O ! I have suffer'd +With those that I saw suffer : a brave vessel , +Who had , no doubt , some noble creatures in her , +Dash'd all to pieces . O ! the cry did knock +Against my very heart . Poor souls , they perish'd . +Had I been any god of power , I would +Have sunk the sea within the earth , or e'er +It should the good ship so have swallow'd and +The fraughting souls within her . + +Be collected : +No more amazement . Tell your piteous heart +There's no harm done . + +O , woe the day ! + +No harm . +I have done nothing but in care of thee , +Of thee , my dear one ! thee , my daughter !who +Art ignorant of what thou art , nought knowing +Of whence I am : nor that I am more better +Than Prospero , master of a full poor cell , +And thy no greater father . + +More to know +Did never meddle with my thoughts . + +'Tis time +I should inform thee further . Lend thy hand , +And pluck my magic garment from me .So : + +Lie there , my art .Wipe thou thine eyes ; have comfort . +The direful spectacle of the wrack , which touch'd +The very virtue of compassion in thee , +I have with such provision in mine art +So safely order'd , that there is no soul +No , not so much perdition as an hair , +Betid to any creature in the vessel +Which thou heard'st cry , which thou saw'st sink . Sit down ; +For thou must now know further . + +You have often +Begun to tell me what I am , but stopp'd , +And left me to a bootless inquisition , +Concluding , 'Stay ; not yet .' + +The hour's now come , +The very minute bids thee ope thine ear ; +Obey and be attentive . Canst thou remember +A time before we came unto this cell ? +I do not think thou canst , for then thou wast not +Out three years old . + +Certainly , sir , I can . + +By what ? by any other house or person ? +Of anything the image tell me , that +Hath kept with thy remembrance . + +'Tis far off ; +And rather like a dream than an assurance +That my remembrance warrants . Had I not +Four or five women once that tended me ? + +Thou hadst , and more , Miranda . But how is it +That this lives in thy mind ? What seest thou else +In the dark backward and abysm of time ? +If thou remember'st aught ere thou cam'st here , +How thou cam'st here , thou may'st . + +But that I do not . + +Twelve year since , Miranda , twelve year since , +Thy father was the Duke of Milan and +A prince of power . + +Sir , are not you my father ? + +Thy mother was a piece of virtue , and +She said thou wast my daughter ; and thy father +Was Duke of Milan , and his only heir +A princess ,no worse issued . + +O , the heavens ! +What foul play had we that we came from thence ? +Or blessed was't we did ? + +Both , both , my girl : +By foul play , as thou say'st , were we heav'd thence ; +But blessedly holp hither . + +O ! my heart bleeds +To think o' the teen that I have turn'd you to , +Which is from my remembrance . Please you , further . + +My brother and thy uncle , call'd Antonio , +I pray thee , mark me ,that a brother should +Be so perfidious !he whom next thyself , +Of all the world I lov'd , and to him put +The manage of my state ; as at that time , +Through all the signiories it was the first , +And Prospero the prime duke ; being so reputed +In dignity , and for the liberal arts , +Without a parallel : those being all my study , +The government I cast upon my brother , +And to my state grew stranger , being transported +And rapt in secret studies . Thy false uncle +Dost thou attend me ? + +Sir , most heedfully . + +Being once perfected how to grant suits , +How to deny them , who t'advance , and who +To trash for over-topping ; new created +The creatures that were mine , I say , or chang'd 'em , +Or else new form'd 'em : having both the key +Of officer and office , set all hearts i' the state +To what tune pleas'd his ear ; that now he was +The ivy which had hid my princely trunk , +And suck'd my verdure out on't .Thou attend'st not . + +O , good sir ! I do . + +I pray thee , mark me . +I , thus neglecting worldly ends , all dedicated +To closeness and the bettering of my mind +With that , which , but by being so retir'd , +O'erpriz'd all popular rate , in my false brother +Awak'd an evil nature ; and my trust , +Like a good parent , did beget of him +A falsehood in its contrary as great +As my trust was ; which had , indeed no limit , +A confidence sans bound . He being thus lorded , +Not only with what my revenue yielded , +But what my power might else exact ,like one , +Who having , into truth , by telling of it , +Made such a sinner of his memory , +To credit his own lie ,he did believe +He was indeed the duke ; out o' the substitution , +And executing th' outward face of royalty , +With all prerogative :Hence his ambition growing , +Dost thou hear ? + +Your tale , sir , would cure deafness . + +To have no screen between this part he play'd +And him he play'd it for , he needs will be +Absolute Milan . Me , poor man ,my library +Was dukedom large enough : of temporal royalties +He thinks me now incapable ; confederates , +So dry he was for sway ,wi' the king of Naples +To give him annual tribute , do him homage ; +Subject his coronet to his crown , and bend +The dukedom , yet unbow'd ,alas , poor Milan ! +To most ignoble stooping . + +O the heavens ! + +Mark his condition and the event ; then tell me +If this might be a brother . + +I should sin +To think but nobly of my grandmother : +Good wombs have borne bad sons . + +Now the condition . +This King of Naples , being an enemy +To me inveterate , hearkens my brother's suit ; +Which was , that he , in lieu o' the premises +Of homage and I know not how much tribute , +Should presently extirpate me and mine +Out of the dukedom , and confer fair Milan , +With all the honours on my brother : whereon , +A treacherous army levied , one midnight +Fated to the purpose did Antonio open +The gates of Milan ; and , i' the dead of darkness , +The ministers for the purpose hurried thence +Me and thy crying self . + +Alack , for pity ! +I , not rememb'ring how I cried out then , +Will cry it o'er again : it is a hint , +That wrings mine eyes to 't . + +Hear a little further , +And then I'll bring thee to the present business +Which now's upon us ; without the which this story +Were most impertinent . + +Wherefore did they not +That hour destroy us ? + +Well demanded , wench : +My tale provokes that question . Dear , they durst not , +So dear the love my people bore me , nor set +A mark so bloody on the business ; but +With colours fairer painted their foul ends . +In few , they hurried us aboard a bark , +Bore us some leagues to sea ; where they prepar'd +A rotten carcass of a boat , not rigg'd , +Nor tackle , sail , nor mast ; the very rats +Instinctively have quit it : there they hoist us , +To cry to the sea that roar'd to us ; to sigh +To the winds whose pity , sighing back again , +Did us but loving wrong . + +Alack ! what trouble +Was I then to you ! + +O , a cherubin +Thou wast , that did preserve me ! Thou didst smile , +Infused with a fortitude from heaven , +When I have deck'd the sea with drops full salt , +Under my burden groan'd ; which rais'd in me +An undergoing stomach , to bear up +Against what should ensue . + +How came we ashore ? + +By Providence divine . +Some food we had and some fresh water that +A noble Neapolitan , Gonzalo , +Out of his charity ,who being then appointed +Master of this design ,did give us ; with +Rich garments , linens , stuffs , and necessaries , +Which since have steaded much ; so , of his gentleness , +Knowing I lov'd my books , he furnish'd me , +From mine own library with volumes that +I prize above my dukedom . + +Would I might +But ever see that man ! + +Now I arise : + +Sit still , and hear the last of our sea-sorrow . +Here in this island we arriv'd ; and here +Have I , thy schoolmaster , made thee more profit +Than other princes can , that have more time +For vainer hours and tutors not so careful . + +Heavens thank you for't ! And now , I pray you , sir , +For still 'tis beating in my mind ,your reason +For raising this sea-storm ? + +Know thus far forth . +By accident most strange , bountiful Fortune , +Now my dear lady , hath mine enemies +Brought to this shore ; and by my prescience +I find my zenith doth depend upon +A most auspicious star , whose influence +If now I court not but omit , my fortunes +Will ever after droop . Here cease more questions ; +Thou art inclin'd to sleep ; 'tis a good dulness , +And give it way ;I know thou canst not choose . + +Come away , servant , come ! I'm ready now . +Approach , my Ariel ; come ! + + +All hail , great master ! grave sir , hail ! I come +To answer thy best pleasure ; be't to fly , +To swim , to dive into the fire , to ride +On the curl'd clouds : to thy strong bidding task +Ariel and all his quality . + +Hast thou , spirit , +Perform'd to point the tempest that I bade thee ? + +To every article . +I boarded the king's ship ; now on the beak , +Now in the waist , the deck , in every cabin , +I flam'd amazement : sometime I'd divide +And burn in many places ; on the topmast , +The yards , and boresprit , would I flame distinctly , +Then meet , and join : Jove's lightnings , the precursors +O' the dreadful thunder-claps , more momentary +And sight-outrunning were not : the fire and cracks +Of sulphurous roaring the most mighty Neptune +Seem to besiege and make his bold waves tremble , +Yea , his dread trident shake . + +My brave spirit ! +Who was so firm , so constant , that this coil +Would not infect his reason ? + +Not a soul +But felt a fever of the mad and play'd +Some tricks of desperation . All but mariners , +Plunged in the foaming brine and quit the vessel , +Then all a-fire with me : the king's son , Ferdinand , +With hair up-staring ,then like reeds , not hair , +Was the first man that leap'd ; cried , 'Hell is empty , +And all the devils are here .' + +Why , that's my spirit ! +But was not this nigh shore ? + +Close by , my master . + +But are they , Ariel , safe ? + +Not a hair perish'd ; +On their sustaining garments not a blemish , +But fresher than before : and , as thou bad'st me , +In troops I have dispers'd them 'bout the isle . +The king's son have I landed by himself ; +Whom I left cooling of the air with sighs +In an odd angle of the isle and sitting , +His arms in this sad knot . + +Of the king's ship +The mariners , say how thou hast dispos'd , +And all the rest o' the fleet . + +Safely in harbour +Is the king's ship ; in the deep nook , where once +Thou call'dst me up at midnight to fetch dew +From the still-vex'd Bermoothes ; there she's hid : +The mariners all under hatches stow'd ; +Who , with a charm join'd to their suffer'd labour , +I have left asleep : and for the rest o' the fleet +Which I dispers'd , they all have met again , +And are upon the Mediterranean flote , +Bound sadly home for Naples , +Supposing that they saw the king's ship wrack'd , +And his great person perish . + +Ariel , thy charge +Exactly is perform'd : but there's more work : +What is the time o' th' day ? + +Past the mid season . + +At least two glasses . The time 'twixt six and now +Must by us both be spent most preciously . + +Is there more toil ? Since thou dost give me pains , +Let me remember thee what thou hast promis'd +Which is not yet perform'd me . + +How now ! moody ? +What is't thou canst demand ? + +My liberty . + +Before the time be out ? no more ! + +I prithee +Remember , I have done thee worthy service ; +Told thee no lies , made no mistakings , serv'd +Without or grudge or grumblings : thou didst promise +To bate me a full year . + +Dost thou forget +From what a torment I did free thee ? + +No . + +Thou dost ; and think'st it much to tread the ooze +Of the salt deep , +To run upon the sharp wind of the north , +To do me business in the veins o' th' earth +When it is bak'd with frost . + +I do not , sir . + +Thou liest , malignant thing ! Hast thou forgot +The foul witch Sycorax , who with age and envy +Was grown into a hoop ? hast thou forgot her ? + +No , sir . + +Thou hast . Where was she born ? speak ; tell me . + +Sir , in Argier . + +O ! was she so ? I must , +Once in a month , recount what thou hast been , +Which thou forget'st . This damn'd witch , Sycorax , +For mischiefs manifold and sorceries terrible +To enter human hearing , from Argier , +Thou know'st , was banish'd : for one thing she did +They would not take her life . Is not this true ? + +Ay , sir . + +This blue-ey'd hag was hither brought with child +And here was left by the sailors . Thou , my slave , +As thou report'st thyself , wast then her servant : +And , for thou wast a spirit too delicate +To act her earthy and abhorr'd commands , +Refusing her grand hests , she did confine thee , +By help of her more potent ministers , +And in her most unmitigable rage , +Into a cloven pine ; within which rift +Imprison'd , thou didst painfully remain +A dozen years ; within which space she died +And left thee there , where thou didst vent thy groans +As fast as mill-wheels strike . Then was this island , +Save for the son that she did litter here , +A freckled whelp hag-born ,not honour'd with +A human shape . + +Yes ; Caliban her son . + +Dull thing , I say so ; he that Caliban , +Whom now I keep in service . Thou best know'st +What torment I did find thee in ; thy groans +Did make wolves howl and penetrate the breasts +Of ever-angry bears : it was a torment +To lay upon the damn'd , which Sycorax +Could not again undo ; it was mine art , +When I arriv'd and heard thee , that made gape +The pine , and let thee out . + +I thank thee , master . + +If thou more murmur'st , I will rend an oak +And peg thee in his knotty entrails till +Thou hast howl'd away twelve winters . + +Pardon , master ; +I will be correspondent to command , +And do my spiriting gently . + +Do so ; and after two days +I will discharge thee . + +That's my noble master ! +What shall I do ? say what ? what shall I do ? + +Go make thyself like a nymph of the sea : be subject +To no sight but thine and mine ; invisible +To every eyeball else . Go , take this shape , +And hither come in't : go , hence with diligence ! + +Awake , dear heart , awake ! thou hast slept well ; +Awake ! + +The strangeness of your story put +Heaviness in me . + +Shake it off . Come on ; +We'll visit Caliban my slave , who never +Yields us kind answer . + +'Tis a villain , sir , +I do not love to look on . + +But , as 'tis , +We cannot miss him : he does make our fire , +Fetch in our wood ; and serves in offices +That profit us .What ho ! slave ! Caliban ! +Thou earth , thou ! speak . + +There's wood enough within . + +Come forth , I say ; there's other business for thee : +Come , thou tortoise ! when ? + + +Fine apparition ! My quaint Ariel , + +Hark in thine ear . + +My lord , it shall be done . + + +Thou poisonous slave , got by the devil himself +Upon thy wicked dam , come forth ! + + +As wicked dew as e'er my mother brush'd +With raven's feather from unwholesome fen +Drop on you both ! a south-west blow on ye , +And blister you all o'er ! + +For this , be sure , to-night thou shalt have cramps , +Side-stitches that shall pen thy breath up ; urchins +Shall forth at vast of night , that they may work +All exercise on thee : thou shalt be pinch'd +As thick as honeycomb , each pinch more stinging +Than bees that made them . + +I must eat my dinner . +This island's mine , by Sycorax my mother , +Which thou tak'st from me . When thou camest first , +Thou strok'dst me , and mad'st much of me ; wouldst give me +Water with berries in't ; and teach me how +To name the bigger light , and how the less , +That burn by day and night : and then I lov'd thee +And show'd thee all the qualities o' th' isle , +The fresh springs , brine-pits , barren place , and fertile . +Cursed be I that did so !All the charms +Of Sycorax , toads , beetles , bats , light on you ! +For I am all the subjects that you have , +Which first was mine own king ; and here you sty me +In this hard rock , whiles you do keep from me +The rest o' th' island . + +Thou most lying slave , +Whom stripes may move , not kindness ! I have us'd thee , +Filth as thou art , with human care ; and lodg'd thee +In mine own cell , till thou didst seek to violate +The honour of my child . + +Oh ho ! Oh ho !would it had been done ! +Thou didst prevent me ; I had peopled else +This isle with Calibans . + +Abhorred slave , +Which any print of goodness will not take , +Being capable of all ill ! I pitied thee , +Took pains to make thee speak , taught thee each hour +One thing or other : when thou didst not , savage , +Know thine own meaning , but wouldst gabble like +A thing most brutish , I endow'd thy purposes +With words that made them known : but thy vile race , +Though thou didst learn , had that in't which good natures +Could not abide to be with ; therefore wast thou +Deservedly confin'd into this rock , +Who hadst deserv'd more than a prison . + +You taught me language : and my profit on't +Is , I know how to curse : the red plague rid you , +For learning me your language ! + +Hag-seed , hence ! +Fetch us in fuel ; and be quick , thou'rt best , +To answer other business . Shrug'st thou , malice ? +If thou neglect'st , or dost unwillingly +What I command , I'll rack thee with old cramps , +Fill all thy bones with aches ; make thee roar , +That beasts shall tremble at thy din . + +No , pray thee ! + + +I must obey : his art is of such power , +It would control my dam's god , Setebos , +And make a vassal of him . + +So , slave ; hence ! + +Come unto these yellow sands , +And then take hands : +Curtsied when you have , and kiss'd , +The wild waves whist , +Foot it featly here and there ; +And , sweet sprites , the burden bear . +Hark , hark ! + +The watch-dogs bark : + +Hark , hark ! I hear +The strain of strutting Chanticleer + +Where should this music be ? i' th' air , or th' earth ? +It sounds no more ;and sure , it waits upon +Some god o' th' island . Sitting on a bank , +Weeping again the king my father's wrack , +This music crept by me upon the waters , +Allaying both their fury , and my passion , +With its sweet air : thence I have follow'd it , +Or it hath drawn me rather ,but 'tis gone . +No , it begins again . + +Full fathom five thy father lies ; +Of his bones are coral made +Those are pearls that were his eyes : +Nothing of him that doth fade , +But doth suffer a sea-change +Into something rich and strange . +Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell : + +Hark ! now I hear them ,ding-dong , bell . + + +The ditty does remember my drown'd father . +This is no mortal business , nor no sound +That the earth owes :I hear it now above me . + +The fringed curtains of thine eye advance , +And say what thou seest yond . + +What is't ? a spirit ? +Lord , how it looks about ! Believe me , sir , +It carries a brave form :but 'tis a spirit . + +No , wench ; it eats and sleeps , and hath such senses +As we have , such ; this gallant which thou see'st , +Was in the wrack ; and , but he's something stain'd +With grief ,that's beauty's canker ,thou might'st call him +A goodly person : he hath lost his fellows +And strays about to find 'em . + +I might call him +A thing divine ; for nothing natural +I ever saw so noble . + +It goes on , I see , +As my soul prompts it .Spirit , fine spirit ! I'll free thee +Within two days for this . + +Most sure , the goddess +On whom these airs attend !Vouchsafe , my prayer +May know if you remain upon this island ; +And that you will some good instruction give +How I may bear me here : my prime request , +Which I do last pronounce , is ,O you wonder ! +If you be maid or no ? + +No wonder , sir ; +But certainly a maid . + +My language ! heavens ! +I am the best of them that speak this speech , +Were I but where 'tis spoken . + +How ! the best ? +What wert thou , if the King of Naples heard thee ? + +A single thing , as I am now , that wonders +To hear thee speak of Naples . He does hear me ; +And , that he does , I weep : myself am Naples , +Who with mine eyes ,ne'er since at ebb ,beheld +The king , my father wrack'd . + +Alack , for mercy ! + +Yes , faith , and all his lords ; the Duke of Milan , +And his brave son being twain . + +The Duke of Milan , +And his more braver daughter could control thee , +If now 'twere fit to do't .At the first sight + +They have changed eyes :delicate Ariel , +I'll set thee free for this ! + +A word , good sir ; +I fear you have done yourself some wrong : a word . + +Why speaks my father so ungently ? This +Is the third man that e'er I saw ; the first +That e'er I sigh'd for : pity move my father +To be inclin'd my way ! + +O ! if a virgin , +And your affection not gone forth , I'll make you +The Queen of Naples . + +Soft , sir : one word more + + +They are both in either's powers : but this swift business +I must uneasy make , lest too light winning +Make the prize light . + +One word more : I charge thee +That thou attend me . Thou dost here usurp +The name thou ow'st not ; and hast put thyself +Upon this island as a spy , to win it +From me , the lord on't . + +No , as I am a man . + +There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple : +If the ill spirit have so fair a house , +Good things will strive to dwell with't . + +Follow me . + + +Come ; +I'll manacle thy neck and feet together : +Sea-water shalt thou drink ; thy food shall be +The fresh-brook muscles , wither'd roots and husks +Wherein the acorn cradled . Follow . + +No ; +I will resist such entertainment till +Mine enemy has more power . + + +O dear father ! +Make not too rash a trial of him , for +He's gentle , and not fearful . + +What ! I say , +My foot my tutor ?Put thy sword up , traitor ; +Who mak'st a show , but dar'st not strike , thy conscience +Is so possess'd with guilt : come from thy ward , +For I can here disarm thee with this stick +And make thy weapon drop . + +Beseech you , father ! + +Hence ! hang not on my garments . + +Sir , have pity : +I'll be his surety . + +Silence ! one word more +Shall make me chide thee , if not hate thee . What ! +An advocate for an impostor ? hush ! +Thou think'st there is no more such shapes as he , +Having seen but him and Caliban : foolish wench ! +To the most of men this is a Caliban +And they to him are angels . + +My affections +Are then most humble ; I have no ambition +To see a goodlier man . + +Come on ; obey : +Thy nerves are in their infancy again , +And have no vigour in them . + +So they are : +My spirits , as in a dream , are all bound up . +My father's loss , the weakness which I feel , +The wrack of all my friends , or this man's threats , +To whom I am subdued , are but light to me , +Might I but through my prison once a day +Behold this maid : all corners else o' th' earth +Let liberty make use of ; space enough +Have I in such a prison . + +Come on . +Thou hast done well , fine Ariel ! + +Follow me . + + +Hark , what thou else shalt do me . + +Be of comfort ; +My father's of a better nature , sir , +Than he appears by speech : this is unwonted , +Which now came from him . + +Thou shalt be as free +As mountain winds ; but then exactly do +All points of my command . + +To the syllable . + +Come , follow .Speak not for him . + +Beseech you , sir , be merry : you have cause , +So have we all , of joy ; for our escape +Is much beyond our loss . Our hint of woe +Is common : every day some sailor's wife , +The masters of some merchant and the merchant , +Have just our theme of woe ; but for the miracle , +I mean our preservation , few in millions +Can speak like us : then wisely , good sir , weigh +Our sorrow with our comfort . + +Prithee , peace . + +He receives comfort like cold porridge . + +The visitor will not give him o'er so . + +Look , he's winding up the watch of his wit ; by and by it will strike . + +Sir , + +One : tell . + +When every grief is entertain'd that's offer'd , +Comes to the entertainer + +A dollar . + +Dolour comes to him , indeed : you have spoken truer than you purposed . + +You have taken it wiselier than I meant you should . + +Therefore , my lord , + +Fie , what a spendthrift is he of his tongue ! + +I prithee , spare . + +Well , I have done : but yet + +He will be talking . + +Which , of he or Adrian , for a good wager , first begins to crow ? + +The old cock . + +The cockerel . + +Done . The wager ? + +A laughter . + +A match ! + +Though this island seem to be desert , + +Ha , ha , ha ! So you're paid . + +Uninhabitable , and almost inaccessible , + +Yet + +Yet + +He could not miss it . + +It must needs be of subtle , tender , and delicate temperance . + +Temperance was a delicate wench . + +Ay , and a subtle ; as he most learnedly delivered . + +The air breathes upon us here most sweetly . + +As if it had lungs , and rotten ones . + +Or as 'twere perfumed by a fen . + +Here is everything advantageous to life . + +True ; save means to live . + +Of that there's none , or little . + +How lush and lusty the grass looks ! how green ! + +The ground indeed is tawny . + +With an eye of green in't . + +He misses not much . + +No ; he doth but mistake the truth totally . + +But the rarity of it is ,which is indeed almost beyond credit , + +As many vouch'd rarities are . + +That our garments , being , as they were , drenched in the sea , hold notwithstanding their freshness and glosses ; being rather new-dyed than stain'd with salt water . + +If but one of his pockets could speak , would it not say he lies ? + +Ay , or very falsely pocket up his report . + +Methinks , our garments are now as fresh as when we put them on first in Afric , at the marriage of the king's fair daughter Claribel to the King of Tunis . + +'Twas a sweet marriage , and we prosper well in our return . + +Tunis was never graced before with such a paragon to their queen . + +Not since widow Dido's time . + +Widow ! a pox o' that ! How came that widow in ? Widow Dido ! + +What if he had said , widower neas too ? Good Lord , how you take it ! + +Widow Dido , said you ? you make me study of that : she was of Carthage , not of Tunis . + +This Tunis , sir , was Carthage . + +Carthage ? + +I assure you , Carthage . + +His word is more than the miraculous harp . + +He hath rais'd the wall , and houses too . + +What impossible matter will he make easy next ? + +I think he will carry this island home in his pocket , and give it his son for an apple . + +And , sowing the kernels of it in the sea , bring forth more islands . + +Ay ? + +Why , in good time . + +Sir , we were talking that our garments seem now as fresh as when we were at Tunis at the marriage of your daughter , who is now queen . + +And the rarest that e'er came there . + +Bate , I beseech you , widow Dido . + +O ! widow Dido ; ay , widow Dido . + +Is not , sir , my doublet as fresh as the first day I wore it ? I mean , in a sort . + +That sort was well fish'd for . + +When I wore it at your daughter's marriage ? + +You cram these words into mine ears , against +The stomach of my sense . Would I had never +Married my daughter there ! for , coming thence , +My son is lost ; and , in my rate , she too , +Who is so far from Italy remov'd , +I ne'er again shall see her . O thou , mine heir +Of Naples and of Milan ! what strange fish +Hath made his meal on thee ? + +Sir , he may live : +I saw him beat the surges under him , +And ride upon their backs : he trod the water , +Whose enmity he flung aside , and breasted +The surge most swoln that met him : his bold head +'Bove the contentious waves he kept , and oar'd +Himself with his good arms in lusty stroke +To the shore , that o'er his wave-worn basis bow'd , +As stooping to relieve him . I not doubt +He came alive to land . + +No , no ; he's gone . + +Sir , you may thank yourself for this great loss , +That would not bless our Europe with your daughter , +But rather lose her to an African ; +Where she at least is banish'd from your eye , +Who hath cause to wet the grief on't . + +Prithee , peace . + +You were kneel'd to and importun'd otherwise +By all of us ; and the fair soul herself +Weigh'd between loathness and obedience , at +Which end o' the beam should bow . We have lost your son , +I fear , for ever : Milan and Naples have +More widows in them of this business' making , +Than we bring men to comfort them : the fault's +Your own . + +So is the dearest of the loss . + +My lord Sebastian , +The truth you speak doth lack some gentleness +And time to speak it in ; you rub the sore , +When you should bring the plaster . + +Very well . + +And most chirurgeonly . + +It is foul weather in us all , good sir , +When you are cloudy . + +Foul weather ? + +Very foul . + +Had I plantation of this isle , my lord , + +He'd sow't with nettle-seed . + +Or docks , or mallows . + +'And were the king on't , what would I do ? + +'Scape being drunk for want of wine . + +I' the commonwealth I would by contraries +Execute all things ; for no kind of traffic +Would I admit ; no name of magistrate ; +Letters should not be known ; riches , poverty , +And use of service , none ; contract , succession , +Bourn , bound of land , tilth , vineyard , none ; +No use of metal , corn , or wine , or oil ; +No occupation ; all men idle , all ; +And women too , but innocent and pure ; +No sovereignty , + +Yet he would be king on't . + +The latter end of his commonwealth forgets the beginning . + +All things in common nature should produce +Without sweat or endeavour : treason , felony , +Sword , pike , knife , gun , or need of any engine , +Would I not have ; but nature should bring forth , +Of its own kind , all foison , all abundance , +To feed my innocent people . + +No marrying 'mong his subjects ? + +None , man ; all idle ; whores and knaves . + +I would with such perfection govern , sir , +To excel the golden age + +Save his majesty ! + +Long live Gonzalo ! + +And ,do you mark me , sir ? + +Prithee , no more : thou dost talk nothing to me . + +I do well believe your highness ; and did it to minister occasion to these gentlemen , who are of such sensible and nimble lungs that they always use to laugh at nothing . + +'Twas you we laugh'd at . + +Who in this kind of merry fooling am nothing to you ; so you may continue and laugh at nothing still . + +What a blow was there given ! + +An it had not fallen flat-long . + +You are gentlemen of brave mettle : you would lift the moon out of her sphere , if she would continue in it five weeks without changing . + + +We would so , and then go a-bat-fowling . + +Nay , good my lord , be not angry . + +No , I warrant you ; I will not adventure my discretion so weakly . Will you laugh me asleep , for I am very heavy ? + +Go sleep , and hear us . + + +What ! all so soon asleep ! I wish mine eyes +Would , with themselves , shut up my thoughts : I find +They are inclin'd to do so . + +Please you , sir , +Do not omit the heavy offer of it : +It seldom visits sorrow ; when it doth +It is a comforter . + +We two , my lord , +Will guard your person while you take your rest , +And watch your safety . + +Thank you . Wondrous heavy . + + +What a strange drowsiness possesses them ! + +It is the quality o' the climate . + +Why +Doth it not then our eyelids sink ? I find not +Myself dispos'd to sleep . + +Nor I : my spirits are nimble . +They fell together all , as by consent ; +They dropp'd , as by a thunder-stroke . What might , +Worthy Sebastian ? O ! what might ?No more : +And yet methinks I see it in thy face , +What thou should'st be . The occasion speaks thee ; and +My strong imagination sees a crown +Dropping upon thy head . + +What ! art thou waking ? + +Do you not hear me speak ? + +I do ; and surely , +It is a sleepy language , and thou speak'st +Out of thy sleep . What is it thou didst say ? +This is a strange repose , to be asleep +With eyes wide open ; standing , speaking , moving , +And yet so fast asleep . + +Noble Sebastian , +Thou let'st thy fortune sleep die rather ; wink'st +Whiles thou art waking . + +Thou dost snore distinctly : +There's meaning in thy snores . + +I am more serious than my custom : you +Must be so too , if heed me ; which to do +Trebles thee o'er . + +Well ; I am standing water . + +I'll teach you how to flow . + +Do so : to ebb , +Hereditary sloth instructs me . + +O ! +If you but knew how you the purpose cherish +Whiles thus you mock it ! how , in stripping it , +You more invest it ! Ebbing men , indeed , +Most often do so near the bottom run +By their own fear or sloth . + +Prithee , say on : +The setting of thine eye and cheek proclaim +A matter from thee , and a birth indeed +Which throes thee much to yield . + +Thus , sir : +Although this lord of weak remembrance , this +Who shall be of as little memory +When he is earth'd , hath here almost persuaded , +For he's a spirit of persuasion , only +Professes to persuade ,the king , his son's alive , +'Tis as impossible that he's undrown'd +As he that sleeps here swims . + +I have no hope +That he's undrown'd . + +O ! out of that 'no hope +What great hope have you ! no hope that way is +Another way so high a hope that even +Ambition cannot pierce a wink beyond , +But doubts discovery there . Will you grant with me +That Ferdinand is drown'd ? + +He's gone . + +Then tell me +Who's the next heir of Naples ? + +Claribel . + +She that is Queen of Tums ; she that dwells +Ten leagues beyond man's life ; she that from Naples +Can have no note , unless the sun were post +The man i' th' moon's too slow till new-born chins +Be rough and razorable : she that , from whom ? +We all were sea-swallow'd , though some cast again , +And by that destiny to perform an act +Whereof what's past is prologue , what to come +In yours and my discharge . + +What stuff is this !How say you ? +'Tis true my brother's daughter's Queen of Tunis ; +So is she heir of Naples ; 'twixt which regions +There is some space . + +A space whose every cubit +Seems to cry out , 'How shall that Claribel +Measure us back to Naples ?Keep in Tunis , +And let Sebastian wake !' Say , this were death +That now hath seiz'd them ; why , they were no worse +Than now they are . There be that can rule Naples +As well as he that sleeps ; lords that can prate +As amply and unnecessarily +As this Gonzalo ; I myself could make +A chough of as deep chat . O , that you bore +The mind that I do ! what a sleep were this +For your advancement ! Do you understand me ? + +Methinks I do . + +And how does your content +Tender your own good fortune ? + +I remember +You did supplant your brother Prospero . + +True : +And look how well my garments sit upon me ; +Much feater than before ; my brother's servants +Were then my fellows ; now they are my men . + +But , for your conscience , + +Ay , sir ; where lies that ? if it were a kibe , +'Twould put me to my slipper ; but I feel not +This deity in my bosom : twenty consciences , +That stand 'twixt me and Milan , candied be they , +And melt ere they molest ! Here lies your brother , +No better than the earth he lies upon , +If he were that which now he's like , that's dead ; +Whom I , with this obedient steel ,three inches of it , +Can lay to bed for ever ; whiles you , doing thus , +To the perpetual wink for aye might put +This ancient morsel , this Sir Prudence , who +Should not upbraid our course . For all the rest , +They'll take suggestion as a cat laps milk ; +They'll tell the clock to any business that +We say befits the hour . + +Thy case , dear friend , +Shall be my precedent : as thou got'st Milan , +I'll come by Naples . Draw thy sword : one stroke +Shall free thee from the tribute which thou pay'st , +And I the king shall love thee . + +Draw together ; +And when I rear my hand , do you the like , +To fall it on Gonzalo . + +O ! but one word . + +My master through his art foresees the danger +That you , his friend , are in ; and sends me forth +For else his project dies to keep thee living . + + +While you here do snoring lie , +Open-ey'd Conspiracy +His time doth take . +If of life you keep a care , +Shake off slumber , and beware +Awake ! awake ! + + +Then let us both be sudden . + +Now , good angels +Preserve the king ! + + +Why , how now ! ho , awake ! Why are you drawn ? +Wherefore this ghastly looking ? + +What's the matter ? + +Whiles we stood here securing your repose , +Even now , we heard a hollow burst of bellowing +Like bulls , or rather hons ; did't not wake you ? +It struck mine ear most terribly . + +I heard nothing . + +O ! 'twas a din to fright a monster's ear , +To make an earthquake : sure it was the roar +Of a whole herd of lions . + +Heard you this , Gonzalo ? + +Upon mine honour , sir , I heard a humming , +And that a strange one too , which did awake me . +I shak'd you , sir , and cry'd ; as mine eyes open'd , +I saw their weapons drawn :there was a noise , +That's verily . 'Tis best we stand upon our guard , +Or that we quit this place : let's draw our weapons . + +Lead off this ground , and let's make further search +For my poor son . + +Heavens keep him from these beasts ! +For he is , sure , i' the island . + +Lead away . + + +Prospero my lord shall know what I have done : +So , king , go safely on to seek thy son . + + +All the infections that the sun sucks up +From bogs , fens , flats , on Prosper fall , and make him +By inch-meal a disease ! His spirits hear me , +And yet I needs must curse . But they'll nor pinch , +Fright me with urchin-shows , pitch me i' the mire , +Nor lead me , like a firebrand , in the dark +Out of my way , unless he bid 'em ; but +For every trifle are they set upon me : +Sometime like apes , that mow and chatter at me +And after bite me ; then like hedge-hogs , which +Lie tumbling in my bare-foot way and mount +Their pricks at my foot-fall ; sometime am I +All wound with adders , who with cloven tongues +Do hiss me into madness . + + +Lo now ! lo ! +Here comes a spirit of his , and to torment me +For bringing wood in slowly : I'll fall flat ; + +Perchance he will not mind me . + +Here's neither bush nor shrub to bear off any weather at all , and another storm brewing ; I hear it sing i' the wind : yond same black cloud , yond huge one , looks like a foul bombard that would shed his liquor . If it should thunder as it did before , I know not where to hide my head : yond same cloud cannot choose but fall by pailfuls .What have we here ? a man or a fish ? Dead or alive ? A fish : he smells like a fish ; a very ancient and fish-like smell ; a kind of not of the newest Poor-John . A strange fish ! Were I in England now ,as once I was ,and had but this fish painted , not a holiday fool there but would give a piece of silver : there would this monster make a man ; any strange beast there makes a man . When they will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar , they will lay out ten to see a dead Indian . Legg'd like a man ! and his fins like arms ! Warm , o' my troth ! I do now let loose my opinion , hold it no longer ; this is no fish , but an islander , that hath lately suffered by a thunderbolt . + +Alas ! the storm is come again : my best way is to creep under his gaberdine ; there is no other shelter hereabout : misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows . I will here shroud till the dregs of the storm be past . + +I shall no more to sea , to sea , +Here shall I die a-shore : + +This is a very scurvy tune to sing at a man's funeral : +Well , here's my comfort . + + +The master , the swabber , the boatswain and I , +The gunner and his mate , +Lov'd Mall , Meg , and Marian and Margery , +But none of us car'd for Kate ; +For she had a tongue with a tang , +Would cry to a sailor , 'Go hang !' +She lov'd not the savour of tar nor of pitch , +Yet a tailor might scratch her where-e'er she did itch : +Then to sea , boys , and let her go hang . + +This is a scurvy tune too : but here's my comfort . + + +Do not torment me : O ! + +What's the matter ? Have we devils here ? Do you put tricks upon us with savages and men of Ind ? Ha ! I have not 'scaped drowning , to be afeard now of your four legs ; for it hath been said , As proper a man as ever went on four legs cannot make him give ground : and it shall be said so again while Stephano breathes at's nostrils . + +The spirit torments me : O ! + +This is some monster of the isle with four legs , who hath got , as I take it , an ague . Where the devil should he learn our language ? I will give him some relief , if it be but for that : if I can recover him and keep him tame and get to Naples with him , he's a present for any emperor that ever trod on neat's-leather . + +Do not torment me , prithee : I'll bring my wood home faster . + +He's in his fit now and does not talk after the wisest . He shall taste of my bottle : if he have never drunk wine afore it will go near to remove his fit . If I can recover him , and keep him tame , I will not take too much for him : he shall pay for him that hath him , and that soundly . + +Thou dost me yet but little hurt ; thou wilt anon , I know it by thy trembling : now Prosper works upon thee . + +Come on your ways : open your mouth ; here is that which will give language to you , cat . Open your mouth : this will shake your shaking , I can tell you , and that soundly + +: you cannot tell who's your friend ; open your chaps again . + +I should know that voice : it should be but he is drowned , and these are devils . O ! defend me . + +Four legs and two voices ; a most delicate monster ! His forward voice now is to speak well of his friend ; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches , and to detract . If all the wine in my bottle will recover him , I will help his ague . Come . Amen ! I will pour some in thy other mouth . + +Stephano ! + +Doth thy other mouth call me ? Mercy ! mercy ! This is a devil , and no monster : I will leave him ; I have no long spoon . + +Stephano !if thou beest Stephano , touch me , and speak to me ; for I am Trinculo :be not afeard thy good friend Trinculo . + +If thou beest Trinculo , come forth . I'll pull thee by the lesser legs : if any be Trinculo's legs , these are they . Thou art very Trinculo indeed ! How cam'st thou to be the siege of this moon-calf ? Can he vent Trinculos ? + +I took him to be killed with a thunderstroke . But art thou not drowned , Stephano ? I hope now thou art not drowned . Is the storm overblown ? I hid me under the dead mooncalf's gaberdine for fear of the storm . And art thou living , Stephano ? O Stephano ! two Neapolitans 'scaped ! + +Prithee , do not turn me about : my stomach is not constant . + +These be fine things an if they be not sprites . +That's a brave god and bears celestial liquor : +I will kneel to him . + +How didst thou 'scape ? How cam'st thou hither ? swear by this bottle , how thou cam'st hither . I escaped upon a butt of sack , which the sailors heaved overboard , by this bottle ! which I made of the bark of a tree with mine own hands , since I was cast ashore . + +I'll swear upon that bottle , to be thy true subject ; for the liquor is not earthly . + +Here : swear then , how thou escapedst . + +Swam ashore , man , like a duck : I can swim like a duck , I'll be sworn . + +Here , kiss the book + +. Though thou canst swim like a duck , thou art made like a goose . + +O Stephano ! hast any more of this ? + +The whole butt , man : my cellar is in a rock by the seaside , where my wine is hid . How now , moon-calf ! how does thine ague ? + +Hast thou not dropped from heaven ? + +Out o the moon , I do assure thee : I was the man in the moon , when time was . + +I have seen thee in her , and I do adore thee ; my mistress showed me thee , and thy dog , and thy bush . + +Come , swear to that ; kiss the book ; I will furnish it anon with new contents ; swear . + +By this good light , this is a very shallow monster .I afeard of him !a very weak monster .The man i' the moon ! a most poor credulous monster !Well drawn , monster , in good sooth . + +I'll show thee every fertile inch o' the island ; +And I will kiss thy foot . I prithee , be my god . + +By this light , a most perfidious and drunken monster : when his god's asleep , he'll rob his bottle . + +I'll kiss thy foot : I'll swear myself thy subject . + +Come on then ; down , and swear . + +I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster . A most scurvy monster ! I could find in my heart to beat him , + +Come , kiss . + +But that the poor monster's in drink : an abominable monster ! + +I'll shew thee the best springs ; I'll pluck thee berries ; +I'll fish for thee , and get thee wood enough . +A plague upon the tyrant that I serve ! +I'll bear him no more sticks , but follow thee , +Thou wondrous man . + +A most ridiculous monster , to make a wonder of a poor drunkard ! + +I prithee , let me bring thee where crabs grow ; +And I with my long nails will dig thee pig-nuts ; +Show thee a jay's nest and instruct thee how +To snare the nimble marmozet ; I'll bring thee +To clust'ring filberts , and sometimes I'll get thee +Young scamels from the rock . Wilt thou go with me ? + +I prithee now , lead the way , without any more talking .Trinculo , the king and all our company else being drowned , we will inherit here .Here ; bear my bottle .Fellow Trinculo , we'll fill him by and by again . + +Farewell , master ; farewell , farewell + + +A howling monster , a drunken monster . + + +No more dams I'll make for fish , +Nor fetch in firing +At requiring , +Nor scrape trenchering , nor wash dish , +'Ban , 'Ban , Ca Caliban , +Has a new master Get a new man . + +Freedom , high-day ! high-day , freedom ! freedom ! high-day , freedom ! + +O brave monster ! lead the way . + +There be some sports are painful , and their labour +Delight in them sets off : some kinds of baseness +Are nobly undergone , and most poor matters +Point to rich ends . This my mean task +Would be as heavy to me as odious ; but +The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead +And makes my labours pleasures : O ! she is +Ten times more gentle than her father's crabbed , +And he's compos'd of harshness . I must remove +Some thousands of these logs and pile them up , +Upon a sore injunction : my sweet mistress +Weeps when she sees me work , and says such baseness +Had never like executor . I forget : +But these sweet thoughts do even refresh my labours , +Most busiest when I do it . + + +Alas ! now , pray you , +Work not so hard : I would the lightning had +Burnt up those logs that you are enjoin'd to pile ! +Pray , set it down and rest you : when this burns , +'Twill weep for having wearied you . My father +Is hard at study ; pray now , rest yourself : +He's safe for these three hours . + +O most dear mistress , +The sun will set , before I shall discharge +What I must strive to do . + +If you'll sit down , +I'll bear your logs the while . Pray , give me that ; +I'll carry it to the pile . + +No , precious creature : +I had rather crack my sinews , break my back , +Than you should such dishonour undergo , +While I sit lazy by . + +It would become me +As well as it does you : and I should do it +With much more ease ; for my good will is to it , +And yours it is against . + +Poor worm ! thou art infected : +This visitation shows it . + +You look wearily . + +No , noble mistress ; 'tis fresh morning with me +When you are by at night . I do beseech you +Chiefly that I might set it in my prayers +What is your name ? + +Miranda .O my father ! +I have broke your hest to say so . + +Admir'd Miranda ! +Indeed , the top of admiration ; worth +What's dearest to the world ! Full many a lady +I have ey'd with best regard , and many a time +The harmony of their tongues hath into bondage +Brought my too diligent ear : for several virtues +Have I lik'd several women ; never any +With so full soul but some defect in her +Did quarrel with the noblest grace she ow'd , +And put it to the foil : but you , O you ! +So perfect and so peerless , are created +Of every creature's best . + +I do not know +One of my sex ; no woman's face remember , +Save , from my glass , mine own ; nor have I seen +More that I may call men than you , good friend , +And my dear father : how features are abroad , +I am skill-less of ; but , by my modesty , +The jewel in my dower ,I would not wish +Any companion in the world but you ; +Nor can imagination form a shape , +Besides yourself , to like of . But I prattle +Something too wildly and my father's precepts +I therein do forget . + +I am in my condition +A prince , Miranda ; I do think , a king ; +I would not so !and would no more endure +This wooden slavery than to suffer +The flesh-fly blow my mouth .Hear my soul speak : +The very instant that I saw you did +My heart fly to your service ; there resides , +To make me slave to it ; and for your sake +Am I this patient log-man . + +Do you love me ? + +O heaven ! O earth ! bear witness to this sound , +And crown what I profess with kind event +If I speak true : if hollowly , invert +What best is boded me to mischief ! I , +Beyond all limit of what else i' the world , +Do love , prize , honour you . + +I am a fool +To weep at what I am glad of . + +Fair encounter +Of two most rare affections ! Heavens rain grace +On that which breeds between them ! + +Wherefore weep you ? + +At mine unworthiness , that dare not offer +What I desire to give ; and much less take +What I shall die to want . But this is trifling ; +And all the more it seeks to hide itself +The bigger bulk it shows . Hence , bashful cunning ! +And prompt me , plain and holy innocence ! +I am your wife , if you will marry me ; +If not , I'll die your maid : to be your fellow +You may deny me ; but I'll be your servant +Whether you will or no . + +My mistress , dearest ; +And I thus humble ever . + +My husband then ? + +Ay , with a heart as willing +As bondage e'er of freedom : here's my hand . + +And mine , with my heart in't : and now farewell +Till half an hour hence . + +A thousand thousand ! + + +So glad of this as they , I cannot be , +Who are surpris'd withal ; but my rejoicing +At nothing can be more . I'll to my book ; +For yet , ere supper time , must I perform +Much business appertaining . + + +Tell not me :when the butt is out , we will drink water ; not a drop before : therefore bear up , and board 'em .Servant-monster , drink to me . + +Servant-monster ! the folly of this island ! They say there's but five upon this isle : we are three of them ; if th' other two be brained like us , the state totters . + +Drink , servant-monster , when I bid thee : thy eyes are almost set in thy head . + +Where should they be set else ? he were a brave monster indeed , if they were set in his tail . + +My man-monster hath drowned his tongue in sack : for my part , the sea cannot drown me ; I swam , ere I could recover the shore , five-and-thirty leagues , off and on , by this light . Thou shalt be my lieutenant , monster , or my standard . + +Your lieutenant , if you list ; he's no standard . + +We'll not run , Monsieur monster . + +Nor go neither : but you'll lie , like dogs ; and yet say nothing neither . + +Moon-calf , speak once in thy life , if thou beest a good moon-calf . + +How does thy honour ? Let me lick thy shoe . I'll not serve him , he is not valiant . + +Thou hest , most ignorant monster : I am in case to justle a constable . Why , thou deboshed fish thou , was there ever a man a coward that hath drunk so much sack as I to-day ? Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie , being but half a fish and half a monster ? + +Lo , how he mocks me ! wilt thou let him , my lord ? + +'Lord' quoth he !that a monster should be such a natural ! + +Lo , lo , again ! bite him to death , I prithee . + +Trinculo , keep a good tongue in your head : if you prove a mutineer , the next tree ! The poor monster's my subject , and he shall not suffer indignity . + +I thank my noble lord . Wilt thou be pleas'd +To hearken once again the suit I made thee ? + +Marry , will I ; kneel , and repeat it : I will stand , and so shall Trinculo . + + +As I told thee before , I am subject to a tyrant , a sorcerer , that by his cunning hath cheated me of the island . + +Thou liest . + +Thou liest , thou jesting monkey thou ; +I would my valiant master would destroy thee ; +I do not lie . + +Trinculo , if you trouble him any more in his tale , by this hand , I will supplant some of your teeth . + +Why , I said nothing . + +Mum then and no more . + +Proceed . + +I say , by sorcery he got this isle ; +From me he got it : if thy greatness will , +Revenge it on him ,for , I know , thou dar'st ; +But this thing dare not , + +That's most certain . + +Thou shalt be lord of it and I'll serve thee . + +How now shall this be compassed ? Canst thou bring me to the party ? + +Yea , yea , my lord : I'll yield him thee asleep , +Where thou may'st knock a nail into his head . + +Thou liest ; thou canst not . + +What a pied ninny's this ! Thou scurvy patch ! +I do beseech thy greatness , give him blows , +And take his bottle from him : when that's gone +He shall drink nought but brine ; for I'll not show him +Where the quick freshes are . + +Trinculo , run into no further danger : interrupt the monster one word further , and , by this hand , I'll turn my mercy out o' doors and make a stock-fish of thee . + +Why , what did I ? I did nothing . I'll go further off . + +Didst thou not say he hed ? + +Thou liest . + +Do I so ? take thou that . + + +As you like this , give me the lie another time . + +I did not give thee the he :Out o' your wits and hearing too ?A pox o' your bottle ! this can sack and drinking do .A murrain on your monster , and the devil take your fingers ! + +Ha , ha , ha ! + +Now , forward with your tale .Prithee stand further off . + +Beat him enough : after a little time +I'll beat him too . + +Stand further .Come , proceed . + +Why , as I told thee , 'tis a custom with him +I' the afternoon to sleep : there thou may'st brain him , +Having first seiz'd his books ; or with a log +Batter his skull , or paunch him with a stake , +Or cut his wezand with thy knife . Remember +First to possess his books ; for without them +He's but a sot , as I am , nor hath not +One spirit to command : they all do hate him +As rootedly as I . Burn but his books ; +He has brave utensils ,for so he calls them , +Which , when he has a house , he'll deck withal : +And that most deeply to consider is +The beauty of his daughter ; he himself +Calls her a nonpareil : I never saw a woman , +But only Sycorax my dam and she ; +But she as far surpasseth Sycorax +As great'st does least . + +Is it so brave a lass ? + +Ay , lord ; she will become thy bed , I warrant , +And bring thee forth brave brood . + +Monster , I will kill this man : his daughter and I will be king and queen ,save our graces ! and Trinculo and thyself shall be viceroys . Dost thou like the plot , Trinculo ? + +Excellent . + +Give me thy hand : I am sorry I beat thee ; but , while thou livest , keep a good tongue in thy head . + +Within this half hour will he be asleep ; +Wilt thou destroy him then ? + +Ay , on mine honour . + +This will I tell my master . + +Thou mak'st me merry : I am full of pleasure . +Let us be jocund : will you troll the catch +You taught me but while-ere ? + +At thy request , monster , I will do reason , any reason : Come on , Trinculo , let us sing . + + +Flout 'em , and scout 'em ; and scout 'em , and flout 'em ; +Thought is free . + + +That's not the tune . + + +What is this same ? + +This is the tune of our catch , played by the picture of Nobody . + +If thou beest a man , show thyself in thy likeness : if thou beest a devil , take't as thou list . + +O , forgive me my sins ! + +He that dies pays all debts : I defy thee .Mercy upon us ! + +Art thou afeard ? + +No , monster , not I . + +Be not afeard : the isle is full of noises , +Sounds and sweet airs , that give delight , and hurt not . +Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments +Will hum about mine ears ; and sometime voices , +That , if I then had wak'd after long sleep , +Will make mesleep again : and then , in dreaming , +The clouds methought would open and show riches +Ready to drop upon me ; that , when I wak'd +I cried to dream again . + +This will prove a brave kingdom to me , where I shall have my music for nothing . + +When Prospero is destroyed . + +That shall be by and by : I remember the story . + +The sound is going away : let's follow it , and after do our work . + +Lead , monster ; we'll follow .I would I could see this taborer ! he lays it on . Wilt come ? + +I'll follow , Stephano . + + +By'r lakin , I can go no further , sir ; +My old bones ache : here's a maze trod indeed , +Through forth-rights , and meanders ! by your patience , +I needs must rest me . + +Old lord , I cannot blame thee , +Who am myself attach'd with weariness , +To the dulling of my spirits : sit down , and rest . +Even here I will put off my hope , and keep it +No longer for my flatterer : he is drown'd +Whom thus we stray to find ; and the sea mocks +Our frustrate search on land . Well , let him go . + +I am right glad that he's so out of hope . +Do not , for one repulse , forego the purpose +That you resolv'd to effect . + +The next advantage +Will we take throughly . + +Let it be to-night ; +For , now they are oppress'd with travel , they +Will not , nor cannot , use such vigilance +As when they are fresh . + +I say to-night : no more . + +What harmony is this ? my good friends , hark ! + +Marvellous sweet music ! + +Give us kind keepers , heavens ! What were these ? + +A living drollery . Now I will believe +That there are unicorns ; that in Arabia +There is one tree , the ph nix' throne ; one ph nix +At this hour reigning there . + +I'll believe both ; +And what does else want credit , come to me , +And I'll be sworn 'tis true : travellers ne'er did lie , +Though fools at home condemn them . + +If in Naples +I should report this now , would they believe me ? +If I should say I saw such islanders , +For , certes , these are people of the island , +Who , though they are of monstrous shape , yet , note , +Their manners are more gentle-kind than of +Our human generation you shall find +Many , nay , almost any . + +Honest lord , +Thou hast said well ; for some of you there present +Are worse than devils . + +I cannot too much muse , +Such shapes , such gesture , and such sound , expressing , +Although they want the use of tongue ,a kind +Of excellent dumb discourse . + +Praise in departing . + +They vanish'd strangely . + +No matter , since +They have left their viands behind ; for we have stomachs . +Will't please you to taste of what is here ? + +Not I . + +Faith , sir , you need not fear . When we were boys , +Who would believe that there were mountaineers +Dew-lapp'd like bulls , whose throats had hanging at them +Wallets of flesh ? or that there were such men +Whose heads stood in their breasts ? which now we find +Each putter-out of five for one will bring us +Good warrant of . + +I will stand to and feed , +Although my last ; no matter , since I feel +The best is past .Brother , my lord the duke , +Stand to and do as we . + +You are three men of sin , whom Destiny +That hath to instrument this lower world +And what is in't ,the never-surfeited sea +Hath caused to belch up you ; and on this island +Where man doth not inhabit ; you 'mongst men +Being most unfit to live . I have made you mad ; + + +And even with such-like valour men hang and drown +Their proper selves . You fools ! I and my fellows +Are ministers of fate : the elements +Of whom your swords are temper'd , may as well +Wound the loud winds , or with bemock'd-at stabs +Kill the still-closing waters , as diminish +One dowle that's in my plume ; my fellow-ministers +Are like invulnerable . If you could hurt , +Your swords are now too massy for your strengths , +And will not be uplifted . But , remember , +For that's my business to you ,that you three +From Milan did supplant good Prospero ; +Expos'd unto the sea , which hath requit it , +Him and his innocent child : for which foul deed +The powers , delaying , not forgetting , have +Incens'd the seas and shores , yea , all the creatures , +Against your peace . Thee of thy son , Alonso , +They have bereft ; and do pronounce , by me , +Lingering perdition ,worse than any death +Can be at once ,shall step by step attend +You and your ways ; whose wraths to guard you from +Which here in this most desolate isle , else falls +Upon your heads ,is nothing but heart-sorrow +And a clear life ensuing . + + +Bravely the figure of this harpy hast thou +Perform'd , my Ariel ; a grace it had , devouring : +Of my instruction hast thou nothing bated +In what thou hadst to say : so , with good life +And observation strange , my meaner ministers +Their several kinds have done . My high charms work , +And these mine enemies are all knit up +In their distractions : they now are in my power ; +And in these fits I leave them , while I visit +Young Ferdinand ,whom they suppose is drown'd , +And his and mine lov'd darling . + + +I the name of something holy , sir , why stand you +In this strange stare ? + +O , it is monstrous ! monstrous ! +Methought the billows spoke and told me of it ; +The winds did sing it to me ; and the thunder , +That deep and dreadful organ-pipe , pronounc'd +The name of Prosper : it did bass my trespass . +Therefore my son i' th' ooze is bedded ; and +I'll seek him deeper than e'er plummet sounded , +And with him there lie mudded . + + +But one fiend at a time , +I'll fight their legions o'er . + +I'll be thy second . + + +All three of them are desperate ; their great guilt , +Like poison given to work a great time after , +Now 'gins to bite the spirits .I do beseech you +That are of suppler joints , follow them swiftly +And hinder them from what this ecstasy +May now provoke them to . + +Follow , I pray you . + +If I have too austerely punish'd you , +Your compensation makes amends ; for I +Have given you here a third of mine own life , +Or that for which I live ; whom once again +I tender to thy hand : all thy vexations +Were but my trials of thy love , and thou +Hast strangely stood the test : here , afore Heaven , +I ratify this my rich gift . O Ferdinand ! +Do not smile at me that I boast her off , +For thou shalt find she will outstrip all praise , +And make it halt behind her . + +I do believe it +Against an oracle . + +Then , as my gift and thine own acquisition +Worthily purchas'd , take my daughter : but +If thou dost break her virgin knot before +All sanctimonious ceremonies may +With full and holy rite be minister'd , +No sweet aspersion shall the heavens let fall +To make this contract grow ; but barren hate , +Sour-ey'd disdain and discord shall bestrew +The union of your bed with weeds so loathly +That you shall hate it both : therefore take heed , +As Hymen's lamps shall light you . + +As I hope +For quiet days , fair issue and long life , +With such love as 'tis now , the murkiest den , +The most opportune place , the strong'st sug gestion +Our worser genius can , shall never melt +Mine honour into lust , to take away +The edge of that day's celebration +When I shall think , or Ph bus' steeds are founder'd , +Or Night kept chain'd below . + +Fairly spoke : +Sit then , and talk with her , she is thine own . +What , Ariell my industrious servant Ariell + + +What would my potent master ? here I am . + +Thou and thy meaner fellows your last service +Did worthily perform ; and I must use you +In such another trick . Go bring the rabble , +O'er whom I give thee power , here to this place : +Incite them to quick motion ; for I must +Bestow upon the eyes of this young couple +Some vanity of mine art : it is my promise , +And they expect it from me . + +Presently ? + +Ay , with a twink . + +Before you can say , 'Come ,' and 'Go ,' +And breathe twice ; and cry , 'so , so ,' +Each one , tripping on his toe , +Will be here with mop and mow . +Do you love me , master ? no ? + +Dearly my delicate Ariel . Do not approach +Till thou dost hear me call . + +Well , I conceive . + + +Look , thou be true ; do not give dalliance +Too much the rein : the strongest oaths are straw +To the fire i' the blood : be more abstemious , +Or else good night your vow ! + +I warrant you , sir ; +The white-cold virgin snow upon my heart +Abates the ardour of my liver . + +Well . +Now come , my Ariel ! bring a corollary , +Rather than want a spirit : appear , and pertly . +No tongue ! all eyes ! be silent . + +Ceres , most bounteous lady , thy rich leas +Of wheat , rye , barley , vetches , oats , and peas ; +Thy turfy mountains , where live nibbling sheep , +And flat meads thatch'd with stover , them to keep ; +Thy banks with pioned and twilled brims , +Which spongy April at thy hest betrims , +To make cold nymphs chaste crowns ; and thy broom groves , +Whose shadow the dismissed bachelor loves , +Being lass-lorn ; thy pole-clipt vineyard ; +And thy sea-marge , sterile and rocky-hard , +Where thou thyself dost air : the queen o' the sky , +Whose watery arch and messenger am I , +Bids thee leave these ; and with her sovereign grace , +Here on this grass-plot , in this very place , +To come and sport ; her peacocks fly amain : +Approach , rich Ceres , her to entertain . + + +Hail , many-colour'd messenger , that ne'er +Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter ; +Who with thy saffron wings upon my flowers +Diffusest honey-drops , refreshing showers : +And with each end of thy blue bow dost crown +My bosky acres , and my unshrubb'd down , +Rich scarf to my proud earth ; why hath thy queen +Summon'd me hither , to this short-grass'd green ? + +A contract of true love to celebrate , +And some donation freely to estate +On the bless'd lovers . + +Tell me , heavenly bow , +If Venus or her son , as thou dost know , +Do now attend the queen ? since they did plot +The means that dusky Dis my daughter got , +Her and her blind boy's scandal'd company +I have forsworn . + +Of her society +Be not afraid ; I met her deity +Cutting the clouds towards Paphos and her son +Dove-drawn with her . Here thought they to have done +Some wanton charm upon this man and maid , +Whose vows are , that no bed-rite shall be paid +Till Hymen's torch be lighted ; but in vain : +Mars's hot minion is return'd again ; +Her waspish-headed son has broke his arrows , +Swears he will shoot no more , but play with sparrows , +And be a boy right out . + +Highest queen of state , +Great Juno comes ; I know her by her gait . + + +How does my bounteous sister ? Go with me +To bless this twain , that they may prosperous be , +And honour'd in their issue . + +Honour , riches , marriage-blessing , +Long continuance , and increasing , +Hourly joys be still upon you ! +Juno sings her blessings on you . + +Earth's increase , foison plenty , +Barns and garners never empty : +Vines , with clust'ring bunches growing ; +Plants with goodly burden bowing ; +Spring come to you at the farthest +In the very end of harvest ! +Scarcity and want shall shun you ; +Ceres' blessing so is on you . + +This is a most majestic vision , and +Harmonious charmingly : May I be bold +To think these spirits ? + +Spirits , which by mine art +I have from their confines call'd to enact +My present fancies . + +Let me live here ever : +So rare a wonder'd father and a wise , +Makes this place Paradise . + + +Sweet , now , silence ! +Juno and Ceres whisper seriously , +There's something else to do : hush , and be mute , +Or else our spell is marr'd . + +You nymphs , call'd Naiades , of the windring brooks , +With your sedg'd crowns , and ever-harmless looks , +Leave your crisp channels , and on this green land +Answer your summons : Juno does command . +Come , temperate nymphs , and help to celebrate +A contract of true love : be not too late . + + +You sun-burn'd sicklemen , of August weary , +Come hither from the furrow , and be merry : +Make holiday : your rye-straw hats put on , +And these fresh nymphs encounter every one +In country footing . + + +I had forgot that foul conspiracy +Of the beast Caliban , and his confederates +Against my life : the minute of their plot +Is almost come . + +Well done ! avoid ; no more ! + +This is strange : your father's in some passion +That works him strongly . + +Never till this day +Saw I him touch'd with anger so distemper'd . + +You do look , my son , in a mov'd sort , +As if you were dismay'd : be cheerful , sir : +Our revels now are ended . These our actors , +As I foretold you , were all spirits and +Are melted into air , into thin air : +And , like the baseless fabric of this vision , +The cloud-capp'd towers , the gorgeous palaces , +The solemn temples , the great globe itself , +Yea , all which it inherit , shall dissolve +And , like this insubstantial pageant faded , +Leave not a rack behind . We are such stuff +As dreams are made on , and our little life +Is rounded with a sleep .Sir , I am vex'd : +Bear with my weakness ; my old brain is troubled . +Be not disturb'd with my infirmity . +If you be pleas'd , retire into my cell +And there repose : a turn or two I'll walk , +To still my beating mind . + +We wish your peace . + + +Come with a thought ! + +I thank thee : Ariel , come ! + + +Thy thoughts I cleave to . What's thy pleasure ? + +Spirit , +We must prepare to meet with Caliban . + +Ay , my commander ; when I presented Ceres , +I thought to have told thee of it ; but I fear'd +Lest I might anger thee . + +Say again , where didst thou leave these varlets ? + +I told you , sir , they were red-hot with drinking ; +So full of valour that they smote the air +For breathing in their faces ; beat the ground +For kissing of their feet ; yet always bending +Towards their project . Then I beat my tabor ; +At which , like unback'd colts , they prick'd their ears , +Advanc'd their eyelids , lifted up their noses +As they smelt music : so I charm'd their ears +That , calf-like , they my lowing follow'd through +Tooth'd briers , sharp furzes , pricking goss and thorns , +Which enter'd their frail shins : at last I left them +I' the filthy-mantled pool beyond your cell , +There dancing up to the chins , that the foul lake +O'erstunk their feet . + +This was well done , my bird . +Thy shape invisible retain thou still : +The trumpery in my house , go bring it hither , +For stale to catch these thieves . + +I go , I go . + + +A devil , a born devil , on whose nature +Nurture can never stick ; on whom my pains , +Humanely taken , are all lost , quite lost ; +And as with age his body uglier grows , +So his mind cankers . I will plague them all , +Even to roaring . + + +Come , hang them on this line . + +Pray you , tread softly , that the blind mole may not +Hear a foot fall : we now are near his cell . + +Monster , your fairy , which you say is a harmless fairy , has done little better than played the Jack with us . + +Monster , I do smell all horse-piss ; at which my nose is in great indignation . + +So is mine .Do you hear , monster ? If I should take a displeasure against you , look you , + +Thou wert but a lost monster . + +Good my lord , give me thy favour still : +Be patient , for the prize I'll bring thee to +Shall hoodwink this mischance : therefore speak softly ; +All's hush'd as midnight yet . + +Ay , but to lose our bottles in the pool , + +There is not only disgrace and dishonour in that , monster , but an infinite loss . + +That's more to me than my wetting : yet this is your harmless fairy , monster . + +I will fetch off my bottle , though I be o'er ears for my labour . + +Prithee , my king , be quiet . Seest thou here , +This is the mouth o' the cell : no noise , and enter . +Do that good mischief , which may make this island +Thine own for ever , and I , thy Caliban , +For aye thy foot-licker . + +Give me thy hand : I do begin to have bloody thoughts . + +O king Stephano ! O peer ! O worthy Stephano ! look , what a wardrobe here is for thee ! + +Let it alone , thou fool ; it is but trash . + +O , ho , monster ! we know what belongs to a frippery .O king Stephano ! + +Put off that gown , Trinculo ; by this hand , I'll have that gown . + +Thy grace shall have it . + +The dropsy drown this fooll what do you mean +To dote thus on such luggage ? Let's along , +And do the murder first : if he awake , +From toe to crown he'll fill our skins with pinches ; +Make us strange stuff . + +Be you quiet , monster .Mistress line , is not this my jerkin ? Now is the jerkin under the line : now , jerkin , you are like to lose your hair and prove a bald jerkin . + +Do , do : we steal by line and level , an't like your grace . + +I thank thee for that jest ; here's a garment for't : wit shall not go unrewarded while I am king of this country : 'Steal by line and level ,' is an excellent pass of pate ; there's another garment for't . + +Monster , come , put some lime upon your fingers , and away with the rest . + +I will have none on't : we shall lose our time , +And all be turn'd to barnacles , or to apes +With foreheads villanous low . + +Monster , lay-to your fingers : help to bear this away where my hogshead of wine is , or I'll turn you out of my kingdom . Go to ; carry this . + +And this . + +Ay , and this . + +Hey , Mountain , hey ! + +Silver ! there it goes , Silver ! + +Fury , Fury ! there , Tyrant , there ! hark , hark ! + +Go , charge my goblins that they grind their joints +With dry convulsions ; shorten up their sinews +With aged cramps , and more pinch-spotted make them +Than pard , or cat o' mountain . + +Hark ! they roar . + +Let them be hunted soundly . At this hour +Lie at my mercy all mine enemies : +Shortly shall all my labours end , and thou +Shalt have the air at freedom : for a little , +Follow , and do me service . + +Now does my project gather to a head : +My charms crack not ; my spirits obey , and time +Goes upright with his carriage . How's the day ? + +On the sixth hour ; at which time , my lord , +You said our work should cease . + +I did say so , +When first I rais'd the tempest . Say , my spirit , +How fares the king and's followers ? + +Confin'd together +In the same fashion as you gave in charge , +Just as you left them : all prisoners , sir , +In the line-grove which weather-fends your cell ; +They cannot budge till your release . The king , +His brother , and yours , abide all three distracted , +And the remainder mourning over them , +Brimful of sorrow and dismay ; but chiefly +Him , that you term'd , sir , 'The good old lord Gonzalo :' +His tears run down his beard , like winter's drops +From eaves of reeds ; your charm so strongly works them , +That if you now beheld them , your affections +Would become tender . + +Dost thou think so , spirit ? + +Mine would , sir , were I human . + +And mine shall . +Hast thou , which art but air , a touch , a feeling +Of their afflictions , and shall not myself , +One of their kind , that relish all as sharply , +Passion as they , be kindlier mov'd than thou art ? +Though with their high wrongs I am struck to the quick , +Yet with my nobler reason 'gainst my fury +Do I take part : the rarer action is +In virtue than in vengeance : they being penitent , +The sole drift of my purpose doth extend +Not a frown further . Go , release them , Ariel . +My charms I'll break , their senses I'll restore , +And they shall be themselves . + +I'll fetch them , sir + + +Ye elves of hills , brooks , standing lakes , and groves ; +And ye , that on the sands with printless foot +Do chase the ebbing Neptune and do fly him +When he comes back ; you demi-puppets , that +By moonshine do the green sour ringlets make +Whereof the ewe not bites ; and you , whose pastime +Is to make midnight mushrooms ; that rejoice +To hear the solemn curfew ; by whose aid , +Weak masters though ye be I have bedimm'd +The noontide sun , call'd forth the mutinous winds , +And 'twixt the green sea and the azur'd vault +Set roaring war : to the dread-rattling thunder +Have I given fire and rifted Jove's stout oak +With his own bolt : the strong-bas'd promontory +Have I made shake ; and by the spurs pluck'd up +The pine and cedar : graves at my command +Have wak'd their sleepers , op'd , and let them forth +By my so potent art . But this rough magic +I here abjure ; and , when I have requir'd +Some heavenly music ,which even now I do , +To work mine end upon their senses that +This airy charm is for , I'll break my staff , +Bury it certain fathoms in the earth , +And , deeper than did ever plummet sound , +I'll drown my book . + +A solemn air and the best comforter +To an unsettled fancy , cure thy brains , +Now useless , boil'd within thy skull ! There stand , +For you are spell-stopp'd . +Holy Gonzalo , honourable man , +Mine eyes , even sociable to the show of thine , +Fall fellowly drops . The charm dissolves apace ; +And as the morning steals upon the night , +Melting the darkness , so their rising senses +Begin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle +Their clearer reason .O good Gonzalo ! +My true preserver , and a loyal sir +To him thou follow'st , I will pay thy graces +Home , both in word and deed .Most cruelly +Didst thou , Alonso , use me and my daughter : +Thy brother was a furtherer in the act ; +Thou'rt pinch'd for't now , Sebastian .Flesh and blood , +You , brother mine , that entertain'd ambition , +Expell'd remorse and nature ; who , with Sebastian , +Whose inward pinches therefore are most strong , +Would here have kill'd your king ; I do forgive thee , +Unnatural though thou art !Their understanding +Begins to swell , and the approaching tide +Will shortly fill the reasonable shores +That now lie foul and muddy . Not one of them +That yet looks on me , or would know me .Ariel , +Fetch me the hat and rapier in my cell : + +I will discase me , and myself present , +As I was sometime Milan .Quickly , spirit ; +Thou shalt ere long be free . + + +Where the bee sucks , there suck I +In a cowslip's bell I he : +There I couch when owls do cry . +On the bat's back I do fly +After summer merrily +Merrily , merrily shall I live now +Under the blossom that hangs on the bough + + +Why , that's my dainty Ariel ! I shall miss thee ; +But yet thou shalt have freedom ;so , so , so . +To the king's ship , invisible as thou art : +There shalt thou find the mariners asleep +Under the hatches ; the master and the boatswain +Being awake , enforce them to this place , +And presently , I prithee . + +I drink the air before me , and return +Or e'er your pulse twice beat . + + +All torment , trouble , wonder , and amazement +Inhabits here : some heavenly power guide us +Out of this fearful country ! + +Behold , sir king , +The wronged Duke of Milan , Prospero . +For more assurance that a living prince +Does now speak to thee , I embrace thy body ; +And to thee and thy company I bid +A hearty welcome . + +Whe'r thou beest he or no , +Or some enchanted trifle to abuse me , +As late I have been , I not know : thy pulse +Beats , as of flesh and blood ; and , since I saw thee , +Th' affliction of my mind amends , with which , +I fear , a madness held me : this must crave , +An if this be at all a most strange story . +Thy dukedom I resign , and do entreat +Thou pardon me my wrongs .But how should Prospero +Be living , and be here ? + +First , noble friend , +Let me embrace thine age ; whose honour cannot +Be measur'd , or confin'd . + +Whether this be , +Or be not , I'll not swear . + +You do yet taste +Some subtilties o' the isle , that will not let you +Believe things certain .Welcome ! my friends all : + + +But you , my brace of lords , were I so minded , +I here could pluck his highness' frown upon you , +And justify you traitors : at this time +I will tell no tales . + +The devil speaks in him . + +No . +For you , most wicked sir , whom to call brother +Would even infect my mouth , I do forgive +Thy rankest fault ; all of them ; and require +My dukedom of thee , which , perforce , I know , +Thou must restore . + +If thou beest Prospero , +Give us particulars of thy preservation ; +How thou hast met us here , who three hours since +Were wrack'd upon this shore ; where I have lost , +How sharp the point of this remembrance is ! +My dear son Ferdinand . + +I am woe for't , sir . + +Irreparable is the loss , and patience +Says it is past her cure . + +I rather think +You have not sought her help ; of whose soft grace , +For the like loss I have her sovereign aid , +And rest myself content . + +You the like loss ! + +As great to me , as late ; and , supportable +To make the dear loss , have I means much weaker +Than you may call to comfort you , for I +Have lost my daughter . + +A daughter ? +O heavens ! that they were living both in Naples , +The king and queen there ! that they were , I wish +Myself were mudded in that oozy bed +Where my son lies . When did you lose your daughter ? + +In this last tempest . I perceive , these lords +At this encounter do so much admire +That they devour their reason , and scarce think +Their eyes do offices of truth , their words +Are natural breath : but , howsoe'er you have +Been justled from your senses , know for certain +That I am Prospero and that very duke +Which was thrust forth of Milan ; who most strangely +Upon this shore , where you were wrack'd , was landed , +To be the lord on't . No more yet of this ; +For 'tis a chronicle of day by day , +Not a relation for a breakfast nor +Befitting this first meeting . Welcome , sir ; +This cell's my court : here have I few attendants +And subjects none abroad : pray you , look in . +My dukedom since you have given me again , +I will requite you with as good a thing ; +At least bring forth a wonder , to content ye +As much as me my dukedom . + + +Sweet lord , you play me false . + +No , my dearest love , +I would not for the world . + +Yes , for a score of kingdoms you should wrangle , +And I would call it fair play . + +If this prove +A vision of the island , one dear son +Shall I twice lose . + +A most high miracle ! + +Though the seas threaten , they are merciful : +I have curs'd them without cause . + + +Now , all the blessings +Of a glad father compass thee about ! +Arise , and say how thou cam'st here . + +O , wonder ! +How many goodly creatures are there here ! +How beauteous mankind is ! O brave new world , +That has such people in't ! + +'Tis new to thee . + +What is this maid , with whom thou wast at play ? +Your eld'st acquaintance cannot be three hours : +Is she the goddess that hath sever'd us , +And brought us thus together ? + +Sir , she is mortal ; +But by immortal Providence she's mine ; +I chose her when I could not ask my father +For his advice , nor thought I had one . She +Is daughter to this famous Duke of Milan , +Of whom so often I have heard renown , +But never saw before ; of whom I have +Receiv'd a second life ; and second father +This lady makes him to me . + +I am hers : +But O ! how oddly will it sound that I +Must ask my child forgiveness ! + +There , sir , stop : +Let us not burden our remembrances +With a heaviness that's gone . + +I have inly wept , +Or should have spoke ere this . Look down , you gods , +And on this couple drop a blessed crown ; +For it is you that have chalk'd forth the way +Which brought us hither ! + +I say , Amen , Gonzalo ! + +Was Milan thrust from Milan , that his issue +Should become kings of Naples ? O , rejoice +Beyond a common joy , and set it down +With gold on lasting pillars . In one voyage +Did Claribel her husband find at Tunis , +And Ferdinand , her brother , found a wife +Where he himself was lost ; Prospero his dukedom +In a poor isle ; and all of us ourselves , +When no man was his own . + +Give me your hands : +Let grief and sorrow still embrace his heart +That doth not wish you joy ! + +Be it so : Amen ! + + +O look , sir ! look , sir ! here are more of us . +I prophesied , if a gallows were on land , +This fellow could not drown .Now , blasphemy , +That swear'st grace o'erboard , not an oath on shore ? + +Hast thou no mouth by land ? What is the news ? + +The best news is that we have safely found +Our king and company : the next , our ship , +Which but three glasses since we gave out split , +Is tight and yare and bravely rigg'd as when +We first put out to sea . + +Sir , all this service +Have I done since I went . + +My tricksy spirit ! + +These are not natural events ; they strengthen +From strange to stranger .Say , how came you hither ? + +If I did think , sir , I were well awake , +I'd strive to tell you . We were dead of sleep , +And ,how we know not ,all clapp'd under hatches , +Where , but even now , with strange and several noises +Of roaring , shrieking , howling , jingling chains , +And mo diversity of sounds , all horrible , +We were awak'd ; straightway , at liberty : +Where we , in all her trim , freshly beheld +Our royal , good , and gallant ship ; our master +Capering to eye her : on a trice , so please you , +Even in a dream , were we divided from them , +And were brought moping hither . + +Was't well done ? + +Bravely , my diligence ! Thou shalt be free . + +This is as strange a maze as e'er men trod ; +And there is in this business more than nature +Was ever conduct of : some oracle +Must rectify our knowledge . + +Sir , my liege , +Do not infest your mind with beating on +The strangeness of this business : at pick'd leisure +Which shall be shortly , single I'll resolve you , +Which to you shall seem probable ,of every +These happen'd accidents ; till when , be cheerful , +And think of each thing well . + +Come hither , spirit ; +Set Caliban and his companions free ; +Untie the spell . + +How fares my gracious sir ? +There are yet missing of your company +Some few odd lads that you remember not . + + +Every man shift for all the rest , and let no man take care for himself , for all is but fortune .Coragio ! bully-monster , Coragio ! + +If these be true spies which I wear in my head , here's a goodly sight . + +O Setebos ! these be brave spirits , indeed . +How fine my master is ! I am afraid +He will chastise me . + +Ha , ha ! +What things are these , my lord Antonio ? +Will money buy them ? + +Very like ; one of them +Is a plain fish , and , no doubt , marketable . + +Mark but the badges of these men , my lords , +Then say , if they be true .This mis-shapen knave , +His mother was a witch ; and one so strong +That could control the moon , make flows and ebbs , +And deal in her command without her power . +These three have robb'd me ; and this demidevil , +For he's a bastard one ,had plotted with them +To take my life : two of these fellows you +Must know and own ; this thing of darkness I +Acknowledge mine . + +I shall be pinch'd to death + +Is not this Stephano , my drunken butler ? + +He is drunk now : where had he wine ? + +And Trinculo is reeling-ripe : where should they +Find this grand liquor that hath gilded them ? +How cam'st thou in this pickle ? + +I have been in such a pickle since I saw you last that , I fear me , will never out of my bones : I shall not fear fly-blowing . + +Why , how now , Stephano ! + +O ! touch me not : I am not Stephano , but a cramp . + +You'd be king of the isle , sirrah ? + +I should have been a sore one then . + +This is a strange thing as e'er I look'd on . + + +He is as disproportion'd in his manners As in his shape .Go , sirrah , to my cell ; +Take with you your companions : as you look +To have my pardon , trim it handsomely . + +Ay , that I will ; and I'll be wise hereafter , +And seek for grace . What a thrice-double ass +Was I , to take this drunkard for a god , +And worship this dull fool ! + +Go to ; away ! + +Hence , and bestow your luggage where you found it . + +Or stole it , rather . + + +Sir , I invite your highness and your train +To my poor cell , where you shall take your rest +For this one night ; which part of it I'll waste +With such discourse as , I not doubt , shall make it +Go quick away ; the story of my life +And the particular accidents gone by +Since I came to this isle : and in the morn +I'll bring you to your ship , and so to Naples , +Where I have hope to see the nuptial +Of these our dear-beloved solemniz'd ; +And thence retire me to my Milan , where +Every third thought shall be my grave . + +I long +To hear the story of your life , which must +Take the ear strangely . + +I'll deliver all ; +And promise you calm seas , auspicious gales +And sail so expeditious that shall catch +Your royal fleet far off . + +My Ariel , chick , +That is thy charge : then to the elements +Be free , and fare thou well !Please you , draw near . + +Now my charms are all o'erthrown , +And what strength I have's mine own ; +Which is most faint : now , 'tis true , +I must be here confin'd by you , +Or sent to Naples Let me not , +Since I have my dukedom got +And pardon'd the deceiver , dwell +In this bare island by your spell ; +But release me from my bands +With the help of your good hands . +Gentle breath of yours my sails +Must fill , or else my project fails , +Which was to please . Now I want +Spirits to enforce , art to enchant ; +And my ending is despair , +Unless I be reliev'd by prayer , +Which pierces so that it assaults +Mercy itself and frees all faults . +As you from crimes would pardon'd be , +Let your indulgence set me free . + +THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA + +Cease to persuade , my loving Proteus : +Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits . +Were't not affection chains thy tender days +To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love , +I rather would entreat thy company +To see the wonders of the world abroad +Than , living dully sluggardiz'd at home , +Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness . +But since thou lov'st , love still , and thrive therein , +Even as I would when I to love begin . + +Wilt thou be gone ? Sweet Valentine , adieu ! +Think on thy Proteus , when thou haply seest +Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel : +Wish me partaker in thy happiness +When thou dost meet good hap ; and in thy danger , +If ever danger do environ thee , +Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers , +For I will be thy beadsman , Valentine . + +And on a love-book pray for my success ? + +Upon some book I love I'll pray for thee . + +That's on some shallow story of deep love , +How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont . + +That's a deep story of a deeper love ; +For he was more than over shoes in love . + +'Tis true ; for you are over boots in love , +And yet you never swum the Hellespont . + +Over the boots ? nay , give me not the boots . + +No , I will not , for it boots thee not . + +What ? + +To be in love , where scorn is bought with groans ; +Coy looks with heart-sore sighs ; one fading moment's mirth +With twenty watchful , weary , tedious nights : +If haply won , perhaps a hapless gain ; +If lost , why then a grievous labour won : +However , but a folly bought with wit , +Or else a wit by folly vanquished . + +So , by your circumstance , you call me fool . + +So , by your circumstance , I fear you'll prove . + +'Tis love you cavil at : I am not Love . + +Love is your master , for he masters you ; +And he that is so yoked by a fool , +Methinks , should not be chronicled for wise . + +Yet writers say , as in the sweetest bud +The eating canker dwells , so eating love +Inhabits in the finest wits of all . + +And writers say , as the most forward bud +Is eaten by the canker ere it blow , +Even so by love the young and tender wit +Is turned to folly ; blasting in the bud , +Losing his verdure even in the prime , +And all the fair effects of future hopes . +But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee +That art a votary to fond desire ? +Once more adieu ! my father at the road +Expects my coming , there to see me shipp'd . + +And thither will I bring thee , Valentine . + +Sweet Proteus , no ; now let us take our leave . +To Milan let me hear from thee by letters +Of thy success in love , and what news else +Betideth here in absence of thy friend ; +And I likewise will visit thee with mine . + +All happiness bechance to thee in Milan ! + +As much to you at home ! and so , farewell . + + +He after honour hunts , I after love : +He leaves his friends to dignify them more ; +I leave myself , my friends and all , for love . +Thou , Julia , thou hast metamorphos'd me ; +Made me neglect my studies , lose my time , +War with good counsel , set the world at nought ; +Made wit with musing weak , heart sick with thought . + + +Sir Proteus , save you ! Saw you my master ? + +But now he parted hence , to embark for Milan . + +Twenty to one , then , he is shipp'd already , +And I have play'd the sheep , in losing him . + +Indeed , a sheep doth very often stray , +An if the shepherd be a while away . + +You conclude that my master is a shepherd , then , and I a sheep ? + +I do . + +Why then my horns are his horns , whether I wake or sleep . + +A silly answer , and fitting well a sheep . + +This proves me still a sheep . + +True , and thy master a shepherd . + +Nay , that I can deny by a circumstance . + +It shall go hard but I'll prove it by another . + +The shepherd seeks the sheep , and not the sheep the shepherd ; but I seek my master , and my master seeks not me : therefore I am no sheep . + +The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd , the shepherd for food follows not the sheep ; thou for wages followest thy master , thy master for wages follows not thee : therefore thou art a sheep . + +Such another proof will make me cry 'baa .' + +But , dost thou hear ? gavest thou my letter to Julia ? + +Ay , sir : I , a lost mutton , gave your letter to her , a laced mutton ; and she , a laced mutton , gave me , a lost mutton , nothing for my labour . + +Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons . + +If the ground be overcharged , you were best stick her . + +Nay , in that you are astray ; 'twere best pound you . + +Nay , sir , less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter . + +You mistake : I mean the pound ,a pinfold . + +From a pound to a pin ? fold it over and over , +'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your lover . + +But what said she ? + +Did she nod ? + +Ay . + +Nod , ay ? why , that's noddy . + +You mistook , sir : I say she did nod ; and you ask me if she did nod ; and I say , Ay . + +And that set together is noddy . + +Now you have taken the pains to set it together , take it for your pains . + +No , no ; you shall have it for bearing the letter . + +Well , I perceive I must be fain to bear with you . + +Why , sir , how do you bear with me ? + +Marry , sir , the letter very orderly ; having nothing but the word 'noddy' for my pains . + +Beshrew me , but you have a quick wit . + +And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse . + +Come , come ; open the matter in brief : what said she ? + +Open your purse , that the money and the matter may be both at once delivered . + +Well , sir , here is for your pains + +What said she ? + +Truly , sir , I think you'll hardly win her . + +Why ? couldst thou perceive so much from her ? + +Sir , I could perceive nothing at all from her ; no , not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter . And being so hard to me that brought your mind , I fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your mind . Give her no token but stones , for she's as hard as steel . + +What ! said she nothing ? + +No , not so much as 'Take this for thy pains .' To testify your bounty , I thank you , you have testerned me ; in requital whereof , henceforth carry your letters yourself . And so , sir , I'll commend you to my master . + +Go , go , be gone , to save your ship from wrack ; +Which cannot perish , having thee aboard , +Being destin'd to a drier death on shore . + +I must go send some better messenger : +I fear my Julia would not deign my lines , +Receiving them from such a worthless post . + + +But say , Lucetta , now we are alone , +Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love ? + +Ay , madam , so you stumble not unheedfully . + +Of all the fair resort of gentlemen +That every day with parle encounter me , +In thy opinion which is worthiest love ? + +Please you repeat their names , I'll show my mind +According to my shallow simple skill . + +What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour ? + +As of a knight well-spoken , neat and fine ; +But , were I you , he never should be mine . + +What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio ? + +Well of his wealth ; but of himself , so so . + +What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus ? + +Lord , Lord ! to see what folly reigns in us ! + +How now ! what means this passion at his name ? + +Pardon , dear madam ; 'tis a passing shame +That I , unworthy body as I am , +Should censure thus on lovely gentlemen . + +Why not on Proteus , as of all the rest ? + +Then thus ,of many good I think him best . + +Your reason ? + +I have no other but a woman's reason : +I think him so because I think him so . + +And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him ? + +Ay , if you thought your love not cast away . + +Why , he , of all the rest hath never mov'd me . + +Yet he of all the rest , I think , best loves ye . + +His little speaking shows his love but small . + +Fire that's closest kept burns most of all . + +They do not love that do not show their love . + +O ! they love least that let men know their love . + +I would I knew his mind . + +Peruse this paper , madam . + + +'To Julia .' Say from whom ? + +That the contents will show . + +Say , say , who gave it thee ? + +Sir Valentine's page , and sent , I think , from Proteus . +He would have given it you , but I , being in the way , +Did in your name receive it ; pardon the fault , I pray . + +Now , by my modesty , a goodly broker ! +Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines ? +To whisper and conspire against my youth ? +Now , trust me , 'tis an office of great worth +And you an officer fit for the place . +There , take the paper : see it be return'd ; +Or else return no more into my sight . + +To plead for love deserves more fee than hate . + +Will ye be gone ? + +That you may ruminate . + + +And yet I would I had o'erlook'd the letter . +It were a shame to call her back again +And pray her to a fault for which I chid her . +What fool is she , that knows I am a maid , +And would not force the letter to my view ! +Since maids , in modesty , say 'No' to that +Which they would have the profferer construe 'Ay .' +Fie , fie ! how wayward is this foolish love +That , like a testy babe , will scratch the nurse +And presently all humbled kiss the rod ! +How churlishly I child Lucetta hence , +When willingly I would have had her here : +How angerly I taught my brow to frown , +When inward joy enforc'd my heart to smile . +My penance is , to call Lucetta back +And ask remission for my folly past . +What ho ! Lucetta ! + + +What would your ladyship ? + +Is it near dinner-time ? + +I would it were ; +That you might kill your stomach on your meat +And not upon your maid . + +What is't that you took up so gingerly ? + +Nothing . + +Why didst thou stoop , then ? + +To take a paper up +That I let fall . + +And is that paper nothing ? + +Nothing concerning me . + +Then let it lie for those that it concerns . + +Madam , it will not lie where it concerns , +Unless it have a false interpreter . + +Some love of yours hath writ to you in rime . + +That I might sing it , madam , to a tune : +Give me a note : your ladyship can set . + +As little by such toys as may be possible ; +Best sing it to the tune of 'Light o' Love .' + +It is too heavy for so light a tune . + +Heavy ! belike it hath some burden , then ? + +Ay ; and melodious were it , would you sing it . + +And why not you ? + +I cannot reach so high . + +Let's see your song . + +How now , minion ! + +Keep tune there still , so you will sing it out : +And yet methinks , I do not like this tune . + +You do not ? + +No , madam ; it is too sharp . + +You , minion , are too saucy . + +Nay , now you are too flat +And mar the concord with too harsh a descant : +There wanteth but a mean to fill your song . + +The mean is drown'd with your unruly bass . + +Indeed , I bid the base for Proteus . + +This babble shall not henceforth trouble me . +Here is a coil with protestation ! + +Go , get you gone , and let the papers lie : +You would be fingering them , to anger me . + +She makes it strange ; but she would be best pleas'd +To be so anger'd with another letter . + + +Nay , would I were so anger'd with the same ! +O hateful hands , to tear such loving words ! +Injurious wasps , to feed on such sweet honey +And kill the bees that yield it with your stings ! +I'll kiss each several paper for amends . +Look , here is writ 'kind Julia :' unkind Julia ! +As in revenge of thy ingratitude , +I throw thy name against the bruising stones , +Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain . +And here is writ 'love-wounded Proteus :' +Poor wounded name ! my bosom , as a bed +Shall lodge thee till thy wound be throughly heal'd ; +And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss . +But twice or thrice was 'Proteus' written down : +Be calm , good wind , blow not a word away +Till I have found each letter in the letter , +Except mine own name ; that some whirlwind bear +Unto a ragged , fearful hanging rock , +And throw it thence into the raging sea ! +Lo ! here in one line is his name twice writ , +'Poor forlorn Proteus , passionate Proteus , +To the sweet Julia' :that I'll tear away ; +And yet I will not , sith so prettily +He couples it to his complaining names : +Thus will I fold them one upon another : +Now kiss , embrace , contend , do what you will . + + +Madam , +Dinner is ready , and your father stays . + +Well , let us go . + +What ! shall these papers he like tell-tales here ? + +If you respect them , best to take them up . + +Nay , I was taken up for laying them down ; +Yet here they shall not lie , for catching cold . + +I see you have a month's mind to them . + +Ay , madam , you may say what sights you see ; +I see things too , although you judge I wink . + +Come , come ; will't please you go ? + + +Tell me , Panthino , what sad talk was that +Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister ? + +'Twas of his nephew Proteus , your son . + +Why , what of him ? + +He wonder'd that your lordship +Would suffer him to spend his youth at home , +While other men , of slender reputation , +Put forth their sons to seek preferment out : +Some to the wars , to try their fortune there ; +Some to discover islands far away ; +Some to the studious universities . +For any or for all these exercises +He said that Proteus your son was meet , +And did request me to importune you +To let him spend his time no more at home , +Which would be great impeachment to his age , +In having known to travel in his youth . + +Nor need'st thou much importune me to that +Whereon this month I have been hammering . +I have consider'd well his loss of time , +And how he cannot be a perfect man , +Not being tried and tutor'd in the world : +Experience is by industry achiev'd +And perfected by the swift course of time . +Then tell me , whither were I best to send him ? + +I think your lordship is not ignorant +How his companion , youthful Valentine , +Attends the emperor in his royal court . + +I know it well . + +'Twere good , I think , your lordship sent him thither : +There shall be practise tilts and tournaments , +Hear sweet discourse , converse with noblemen , +And be in eye of every exercise +Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth . + +I like thy counsel , well hast thou advis'd : +And that thou mayst perceive how well I like it +The execution of it shall make known . +Even with the speediest expedition +I will dispatch him to the emperor's court . + +To-morrow , may it please you , Don Alphonso +With other gentlemen of good esteem , +Are journeying to salute the emperor +And to commend their service to his will . + +Good company ; with them shall Proteus go : +And in good time :now will we break with him . + + +Sweet love ! sweet lines ! sweet life ! +Here is her hand , the agent of her heart ; +Here is her oath for love , her honour's pawn . +O ! that our fathers would applaud our loves , +To seal our happiness with their consents ! +O heavenly Julia ! + +How now ! what letter are you reading there ? + +May't please your lordship , 'tis a word or two +Of commendations sent from Valentine , +Deliver'd by a friend that came from him . + +Lend me the letter ; let me see what news . + +There is no news , my lord ; but that he writes +How happily he lives , how well belov'd +And daily graced by the emperor ; +Wishing me with him , partner of his fortune . + +And how stand you affected to his wish ? + +As one relying on your lordship's will +And not depending on his friendly wish . + +My will is something sorted with his wish . +Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed ; +For what I will , I will , and there an end . +I am resolv'd that thou shalt spend some time +With Valentinus in the emperor's court : +What maintenance he from his friends receives , +Like exhibition thou shalt have from me . +To-morrow be in readiness to go : +Excuse it not , for I am peremptory . + +My lord , I cannot be so soon provided : +Please you , deliberate a day or two . + +Look , what thou want'st shall be sent after thee : +No more of stay ; to-morrow thou must go . +Come on , Panthino : you shall be employ'd +To hasten on his expedition . + + +Thus have I shunn'd the fire for fear of burning , +And drench'd me in the sea , where I am drown'd . +I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter , +Lest he should take exceptions to my love ; +And with the vantage of mine own excuse +Hath he excepted most against my love . +O ! how this spring of love resembleth +The uncertain glory of an April day , +Which now shows all the beauty of the sun , +And by and by a cloud takes all away ! + + +Sir Proteus , your father calls for you : +He is in haste ; therefore , I pray you , go . + +Why , this it is : my heart accords thereto , +And yet a thousand times it answers , 'no .' + +Sir , your glove . + + +Not mine ; my gloves are on . + +Why , then this may be yours , for this is but one . + +Ha ! let me see : ay , give it me , it's mine ; +Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine ! +Ah Silvia ! Silvia ! + +Madam Silvia ! Madam Silvia ! + +How now , sirrah ? + +She is not within hearing , sir . + +Why , sir , who bade you call her ? + +Your worship , sir ; or else I mistook . + +Well , you'll still be too forward . + +And yet I was last chidden for being too slow . + +Go to , sir . Tell me , do you know Madam Silvia ? + +She that your worship loves ? + +Why , how know you that I am in love ? + +Marry , by these special marks : first , you have learned , like Sir Proteus , to wreathe your arms , like a malecontent ; to relish a love-song , like a robin-redbreast ; to walk alone , like one that had the pestilence ; to sigh , like a schoolboy that had lost his A B C ; to weep , like a young wench that had buried her grandam ; to fast , like one that takes diet ; to watch , like one that fears robbing ; to speak puling , like a beggar at Hallowmas . You were wont , when you laughed , to crow like a cock ; when you walked , to walk like one of the lions ; when you fasted , it was presently after dinner ; when you looked sadly , it was for want of money : and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress , that , when I look on you , I can hardly think you my master . + +Are all these things perceived in me ? + +They are all perceived without ye . + +Without me ? they cannot . + +Without you ? nay , that's certain ; for , without you were so simple , none else would : but you are so without these follies , that these follies are within you and shine through you like the water in an urinal , that not an eye that sees you but is a physician to comment on your malady . + +But tell me , dost thou know my lady Silvia ? + +She that you gaze on so as she sits at supper ? + +Hast thou observed that ? even she , I mean . + +Why , sir , I know her not . + +Dost thou know her by my gazing on her , and yet knowest her not ? + +Is she not hard-favoured , sir ? + +Not so fair , boy , as well-favoured . + +Sir , I know that well enough . + +What dost thou know ? + +That she is not so fair , as , of you , well-favoured . + +I mean that her beauty is exquisite , but her favour infinite . + +That's because the one is painted and the other out of all count . + +How painted ? and how out of count ? + +Marry , sir , so painted to make her fair , that no man counts of her beauty . + +How esteemest thou me ? I account of her beauty . + +You never saw her since she was deformed . + +How long hath she been deformed ? + +Ever since you loved her . + +I have loved her ever since I saw her , and still I see her beautiful . + +If you love her you cannot see her . + +Why ? + +Because Love is blind . O ! that you had mine eyes ; or your own eyes had the lights they were wont to have when you chid at Sir Proteus for going ungartered ! + +What should I see then ? + +Your own present folly and her passing deformity : for he , being in love , could not see to garter his hose ; and you , being in love , cannot see to put on your hose . + +Belike , boy , then , you are in love ; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes . + +True , sir ; I was in love with my bed . I thank you , you swinged me for my love , which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours . + +In conclusion , I stand affected to her . + +I would you were set , so your affection would cease . + +Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves . + +And have you ? + +I have . + +Are they not lamely writ ? + +No , boy , but as well as I can do them . +Peace ! here she comes . + + +O excellent motion ! O exceeding puppet ! now will he interpret to her . + +Madam and mistress , a thousand good morrows . + +O ! give ye good even : here's a million of manners . + +Sir Valentine and servant , to you two thousand . + +He should give her interest , and she gives it him . + +As you enjoin'd me , I have writ your letter +Unto the secret nameless friend of yours ; +Which I was much unwilling to proceed in +But for my duty to your ladyship . + + +I thank you , gentle servant . 'Tis very clerkly done . + +Now , trust me , madam , it came hardly off ; +For , being ignorant to whom it goes +I writ at random , very doubtfully . + +Perchance you think too much of so much pains ? + +No , madam ; so it stead you , I will write , +Please you command , a thousand times as much . +And yet + +A pretty period ! Well , I guess the sequel ; +And yet I will not name it ; and yet I care not ; +And yet take this again ; and yet I thank you , +Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more . + +And yet you will ; and yet another yet . + +What means your ladyship ? do you not like it ? + +Yes , yes : the lines are very quaintly writ , +But since unwillingly , take them again : +Nay , take them . + + +Madam , they are for you . + +Ay , ay ; you writ them , sir , at my request , +But I will none of them ; they are for you . +I would have had them writ more movingly . + +Please you , I'll write your ladyship another . + +And when it's writ , for my sake read it over : +And if it please you , so ; if not , why , so . + +If it please me , madam , what then ? + +Why , if it please you , take it for your labour : +And so , good morrow , servant . + + +O jest unseen , inscrutable , invisible , +As a nose on a man's face , or a weathercock on a steeple ! +My master sues to her , and she hath taught her suitor , +He being her pupil , to become her tutor . +O excellent device ! was there ever heard a better , +That my master , being scribe , to himself should write the letter ? + +How now , sir ! what are you reasoning with yourself ? + +Nay , I was riming : 'tis you that have the reason . + +To do what ? + +To be a spokesman from Madam Silvia . + +To whom ? + +To yourself . Why , she wooes you by a figure . + +What figure ? + +By a letter , I should say . + +Why , she hath not writ to me ? + +What need she , when she hath made you write to yourself ? Why , do you not perceive the jest ? + +No , believe me . + +No believing you , indeed , sir . But did you perceive her earnest ? + +She gave me none , except an angry word . + +Why , she hath given you a letter . + +That's the letter I writ to her friend . + +And that letter hath she delivered , and there an end . + +I would it were no worse . + +I'll warrant you , 'tis as well : +'For often have you writ to her , and she , in modesty , +Or else for want of idle time , could not again reply ; +Or fearing else some messenger that might her mind discover , +Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover .' +All this I speak in print , for in print I found it . +Why muse you , sir ? 'tis dinner-time . + +I have dined . + +Ay , but hearken , sir : though the chameleon Love can feed on the air , I am one that am nourished by my victuals and would fain have meat . O ! be not like your mistress : be moved , be moved . + + +Have patience , gentle Julia . + +I must , where is no remedy . + +When possibly I can , I will return . + +If you turn not , you will return the sooner . +Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake . + + +Why , then , we'll make exchange : here , take you this . + + +And seal the bargain with a holy kiss . + +Here is my hand for my true constancy ; +And when that hour o'erslips me in the day +Wherein I sigh not , Julia , for thy sake , +The next ensuing hour some foul mischance +Torment me for my love's forgetfulness ! +My father stays my coming ; answer not . +The tide is now : nay , not thy tide of tears ; +That tide will stay me longer than I should . +Julia , farewell . + +What ! gone without a word ? +Ay , so true love should do : it cannot speak ; +For truth hath better deeds than words to grace it . + + +Sir Proteus , you are stay'd for . + +Go ; I come , I come . +Alas ! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb . + + +Nay , 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping : all the kind of the Launces have this very fault . I have received my proportion , like the prodigious son , and am going with Sir Proteus to the imperial's court . I think Crab my dog be the sourest-natured dog that lives : my mother weeping , my father wailing , my sister crying , our maid howling , our cat wringing her hands , and all our house in a great perplexity , yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear . He is a stone , a very pebble stone , and has no more pity in him than a dog ; a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting : why , my grandam , having no eyes , look you , wept herself blind at my parting . Nay , I'll show you the manner of it . This shoe is my father ; no , this left shoe is my father : no , no , this left shoe is my mother ; nay , that cannot be so neither :yes , it is so ; it is so ; it hath the worser sole . This shoe , with the hole in , is my mother , and this my father . A vengeance on't ! there 'tis : now , sir , this staff is my sister ; for , look you , she is as white as a lily and as small as a wand : this hat is Nan , our maid : I am the dog ; no , the dog is himself , and I am the dog ,O ! the dog is me , and I am myself : ay , so , so . Now come I to my father ; 'Father , your blessing ;' now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping : now should I kiss my father ; well , he weeps on . Now come I to my mother ;O , that she could speak now like a wood woman ! Well , I kiss her ; why , there 'tis ; here's my mother's breath up and down . Now come I to my sister ; mark the moan she makes : Now the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a word ; but see how I lay the dust with my tears . + + +Launce , away , away , aboard ! thy master is shipped , and thou art to post after with oars . What's the matter ? why weepest thou , man ? Away , ass ! you'll lose the tide if you tarry any longer . + +It is no matter if the tied were lost ; for it is the unkindest tied that ever any man tied . + +What's the unkindest tide ? + +Why , he that's tied here , Crab , my dog . + +Tut , man , I mean thou'lt lose the flood ; and , in losing the flood , lose thy voyage , and , in losing thy voyage , lose thy master ; and , in losing thy master , lose thy service ; and , in losing thy service ,Why dost thou stop my mouth ? + +For fear thou shouldst lose thy tongue . + +Where should I lose my tongue ? + +In thy tale . + +In thy tail ! + +Lose the tide , and the voyage , and the master , and the service , and the tied ! Why , man , if the river were dry , I am able to fill it with my tears ; if the wind were down , I could drive the boat with my sighs . + +Come , come away , man ; I was sent to call thee . + +Sir , call me what thou darest . + +Wilt thou go ? + +Well , I will go . + + +Servant ! + +Mistress ? + +Master , Sir Thurio frowns on you . + +Ay , boy , it's for love . + +Not of you . + +Of my mistress , then . + +'Twere good you knock'd him . + +Servant , you are sad . + +Indeed , madam , I seem so . + +Seem you that you are not ? + +Haply I do . + +So do counterfeits . + +So do you . + +What seem I that I am not ? + +Wise . + +What instance of the contrary ? + +Your folly . + +And how quote you my folly ? + +I quote it in your jerkin . + +My jerkin is a doublet . + +Well , then , I'll double your folly . + +How ? + +What , angry , Sir Thurio ! do you change colour ? + +Give him leave , madam ; he is a kind of chameleon . + +That hath more mind to feed on your blood than live in your air . + +You have said , sir . + +Ay , sir , and done too , for this time . + +I know it well , sir : you always end ere you begin . + +A fine volley of words , gentlemen , and quickly shot off . + +'Tis indeed , madam ; we thank the giver . + +Who is that , servant ? + +Yourself , sweet lady ; for you gave the fire . Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks , and spends what he borrows kindly in your company . + +Sir , if you spend word for word with me , I shall make your wit bankrupt . + +I know it well , sir : you have an exchequer of words , and , I think , no other treasure to give your followers ; for it appears by their bare liveries that they live by your bare words . + +No more , gentlemen , no more . Here comes my father . + + +Now , daughter Silvia , you are hard beset . +Sir Valentine , your father's in good health : +What say you to a letter from your friends +Of much good news ? + +My lord , I will be thankful +To any happy messenger from thence . + +Know ye Don Antonio , your countryman ? + +Ay , my good lord ; I know the gentleman +To be of worth and worthy estimation , +And not without desert so well reputed . + +Hath he not a son ? + +Ay , my good lord ; a son that well deserves +The honour and regard of such a father . + +You know him well ? + +I know him as myself ; for from our infancy +We have convers'd and spent our hours together : +And though myself have been an idle truant , +Omitting the sweet benefit of time +To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection , +Yet hath Sir Proteus ,for that's his name , +Made use and fair advantage of his days : +His years but young , but his experience old ; +His head unmellow'd , but his judgment ripe ; +And , in a word ,for far behind his worth +Come all the praises that I now bestow , +He is complete in feature and in mind +With all good grace to grace a gentleman . + +Beshrew me , sir , but if he make this good , +He is as worthy for an empress' love +As meet to be an emperor's counsellor . +Well , sir , this gentleman is come to me +With commendation from great potentates ; +And here he means to spend his time awhile : +I think , 'tis no unwelcome news to you . + +Should I have wish'd a thing , it had been he . + +Welcome him then according to his worth . +Silvia , I speak to you ; and you , Sir Thurio : +For Valentine , I need not cite him to it . +I'll send him hither to you presently . + + +This is the gentleman I told your ladyship +Had come along with me , but that his mistress +Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks . + +Belike that now she hath enfranchis'd them +Upon some other pawn for fealty . + +Nay , sure , I think she holds them prisoners still . + +Nay , then he should be blind ; and , being blind , +How could he see his way to seek out you ? + +Why , lady , Love hath twenty pairs of eyes . + +They say that Love hath not an eye at all . + +To see such lovers , Thurio , as yourself : +Upon a homely object Love can wink . + +Have done , have done . Here comes the gentleman . + + +Welcome , dear Proteus ! Mistress , I beseech you , +Confirm his welcome with some special favour . + +His worth is warrant for his welcome hither , +If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from . + +Mistress , it is : sweet lady , entertain him +To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship . + +Too low a mistress for so high a servant . + +Not so , sweet lady ; but too mean a servant +To have a look of such a worthy mistress . + +Leave off discourse of disability : +Sweet lady , entertain him for your servant . + +My duty will I boast of , nothing else . + +And duty never yet did want his meed . +Servant , you are welcome to a worthless mistress . + +I'll die on him that says so but yourself . + +That you are welcome ? + +That you are worthless . + + +Madam , my lord your father would speak with you . + +I wait upon his pleasure . + +Come , Sir Thurio , +Go with me . Once more , new servant , welcome : +I'll leave you to confer of home-affairs ; +When you have done , we look to hear from you . + +We'll both attend upon your ladyship . + + +Now , tell me , how do all from whence you came ? + +Your friends are well and have them much commended . + +And how do yours ? + +I left them all in health . + +How does your lady and how thrives your love ? + +My tales of love were wont to weary you ; +I know you joy not in a love-discourse . + +Ay , Proteus , but that life is alter'd now : +I have done penance for contemning love ; +Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me +With bitter fasts , with penitential groans , +With nightly tears and daily heart-sore sighs ; +For , in revenge of my contempt of love , +Love hath chas'd sleep from my enthralled eyes , +And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow . +O , gentle Proteus ! Love's a mighty lord , +And hath so humbled me as I confess , +There is no woe to his correction , +Nor to his service no such joy on earth . +Now no discourse , except it be of love ; +Now can I break my fast , dine , sup and sleep , +Upon the very naked name of love . + +Enough ; I read your fortune in your eye . +Was this the idol that you worship so ? + +Even she ; and is she not a heavenly saint ? + +No ; but she is an earthly paragon . + +Call her divine . + +I will not flatter her . + +O ! flatter me , for love delights in praises . + +When I was sick you gave me bitter pills , +And I must minister the like to you . + +Then speak the truth by her ; if not divine , +Yet let her be a principality , +Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth . + +Except my mistress . + +Sweet , except not any , +Except thou wilt except against my love . + +Have I not reason to prefer mine own ? + +And I will help thee to prefer her too : +She shall be dignified with this high honour , +To bear my lady's train , lest the base earth +Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss , +And , of so great a favour growing proud , +Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower , +And make rough winter everlastingly . + +Why , Valentine , what braggardism is this ? + +Pardon me , Proteus : all I can is nothing +To her whose worth makes other worthies nothing . +She is alone . + +Then , let her alone . + +Not for the world : why , man , she is mine own , +And I as rich in having such a jewel +As twenty seas , if all their sand were pearl , +The water nectar , and the rocks pure gold . +Forgive me that I do not dream on thee , +Because thou see'st me dote upon my love . +My foolish rival , that her father likes +Only for his possessions are so huge , +Is gone with her along , and I must after , +For love , thou know'st , is full of jealousy . + +But she loves you ? + +Ay , and we are betroth'd : nay , more , our marriage-hour , +With all the cunning manner of our flight , +Determin'd of : how I must climb her window , +The ladder made of cords , and all the means +Plotted and 'greed on for my happiness . +Good Proteus , go with me to my chamber , +In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel . + +Go on before , I shall inquire you forth : +I must unto the road , to disembark +Some necessaries that I needs must use , +And then I'll presently attend you . + +Will you make haste ? + +I will . + +Even as one heat another heat expels , +Or as one nail by strength drives out another , +So the remembrance of my former love +Is by a newer object quite forgotten . +Is it mine eye , or Valentinus' praise , +Her true perfection , or my false transgression , +That makes me reasonless to reason thus ? +She's fair ; and so is Julia that I love , +That I did love , for now my love is thaw'd , +Which , like a waxen image 'gainst a fire , +Bears no impression of the thing it was . +Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold , +And that I love him not as I was wont : +O ! but I love his lady too-too much ; +And that's the reason I love him so little . +How shall I dote on her with more advice , +That thus without advice begin to love her ? +'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld , +And that hath dazzled my reason's light ; +But when I look on her perfections , +There is no reason but I shall be blind . +If I can check my erring love , I will ; +If not , to compass her I'll use my skill . + + +Launce ! by mine honesty , welcome to Milan ! + +Forswear not thyself , sweet youth , for I am not welcome . I reckon this always that a man is never undone till he be hanged ; nor never welcome to a place till some certain shot be paid and the hostess say , 'Welcome !' + +Come on , you madcap , I'll to the alehouse with you presently ; where , for one shot of five pence , thou shalt have five thousand welcomes . But , sirrah , how did thy master part with Madam Julia ? + +Marry , after they closed in earnest , they parted very fairly in jest . + +But shall she marry him ? + +No . + +How then ? Shall he marry her ? + +No , neither . + +What , are they broken ? + +No , they are both as whole as a fish . + +Why then , how stands the matter with them ? + +Marry , thus ; when it stands well with him , it stands well with her . + +What an ass art thou ! I understand thee not . + +What a block art thou , that thou canst not ! My staff understands me . + +What thou sayest ? + +Ay , and what I do too : look thee , I'll but lean , and my staff understands me . + +It stands under thee , indeed . + +Why , stand-under and under-stand is all one . + +But tell me true , will't be a match ? + +Ask my dog : if he say ay , it will ; if he say no , it will ; if he shake his tail and say nothing , it will . + +The conclusion is , then , that it will . + +Thou shalt never get such a secret from me but by a parable . + +'Tis well that I get it so . But , Launce , how sayest thou , that my master is become a notable lover ? + +I never knew him otherwise . + +Than how ? + +A notable lubber , as thou reportest him to be . + +Why , thou whoreson ass , thou mistakest me . + +Why , fool , I meant not thee ; I meant thy master . + +I tell thee , my master is become a hot lover . + +Why , I tell thee , I care not though he burn himself in love . If thou wilt go with me to the alehouse so ; if not , thou art a Hebrew , a Jew , and not worth the name of a Christian . + +Why ? + +Because thou hast not so much charity in thee as to go to the ale with a Christian . Wilt thou go ? + +At thy service . + + +To leave my Julia , shall I be forsworn ; +To love fair Silvia , shall I be forsworn ; +To wrong my friend , I shall be much forsworn ; +And even that power which gave me first my oath +Provokes me to this threefold perjury : +Love bade me swear , and Love bids me forswear . +O sweet-suggesting Love ! if thou hast sinn'd , +Teach me , thy tempted subject , to excuse it . +At first I did adore a twinkling star , +But now I worship a celestial sun . +Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken ; +And he wants wit that wants resolved will +To learn his wit to exchange the bad for better . +Fie , fie , unreverend tongue ! to call her bad , +Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd +With twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths . +I cannot leave to love , and yet I do ; +But there I leave to love where I should love . +Julia I lose and Valentine I lose : +If I keep them , I needs must lose myself ; +If I lose them , thus find I by their loss , +For Valentine , myself ; for Julia , Silvia . +I to myself am dearer than a friend , +For love is still most precious in itself ; +And Silvia witness heaven that made her fair ! +Shows Julia but a swarthy Ethiope . +I will forget that Julia is alive , +Remembering that my love to her is dead ; +And Valentine I'll hold an enemy , +Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend . +I cannot now prove constant to myself +Without some treachery us'd to Valentine : +This night he meaneth with a corded ladder +To climb celestial Silvia's chamber-window , +Myself in counsel , his competitor . +Now presently , I'll give her father notice +Of their disguising and pretended flight ; +Who , all enrag'd , will banish Valentine ; +For Thurio , he intends , shall wed his daughter ; +But , Valentine being gone , I'll quickly cross , +By some sly trick blunt Thurio's dull proceeding . +Love , lend me wings to make my purpose swift , +As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift ! + + +Counsel , Lucetta ; gentle girl , assist me : +And e'en in kind love I do conjure thee , +Who art the table wherein all my thoughts +Are visibly character'd and engrav'd , +To lesson me and tell me some good mean +How , with my honour , I may undertake +A journey to my loving Proteus . + +Alas ! the way is wearisome and long . + +A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary +To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps ; +Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly , +And when the flight is made to one so dear , +Of such divine perfection , as Sir Proteus . + +Better forbear till Proteus make return . + +O ! know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food ? +Pity the dearth that I have pined in , +By longing for that food so long a time . +Didst thou but know the inly touch of love , +Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow +As seek to quench the fire of love with words . + +I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire , +But qualify the fire's extreme rage , +Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason . + +The more thou damm'st it up , the more it burns . +The current that with gentle murmur glides , +Thou know'st , being stopp'd , impatiently doth rage ; +But when his fair course is not hindered , +He makes sweet music with th' enamell'd stones , +Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge +He overtaketh in his pilgrimage ; +And so by many winding nooks he strays +With willing sport , to the wild ocean . +Then let me go and hinder not my course : +I'll be as patient as a gentle stream +And make a pastime of each weary step , +Till the last step have brought me to my love ; +And there I'll rest , as after much turmoil +A blessed soul doth in Elysium . + +But in what habit will you go along ? + +Not like a woman ; for I would prevent +The loose encounters of lascivious men . +Gentle Lucetta , fit me with such weeds +As may beseem some well-reputed page . + +Why , then , your ladyship must cut your hair . + +No , girl ; I'll knit it up in silken strings +With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots : +To be fantastic may become a youth +Of greater time than I shall show to be . + +What fashion , madam , shall I make your breeches ? + +That fits as well as 'Tell me , good my lord , +What compass will you wear your farthingale ?' +Why , even what fashion thou best lik'st , Lucetta . + +You must needs have them with a cod-piece , madam . + +Out , out , Lucetta ! that will be ill-favour'd . + +A round hose , madam , now's not worth a pin , +Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on . + +Lucetta , as thou lov'st me , let me have +What thou think'st meet and is most mannerly . +But tell me , wench , how will the world repute me +For undertaking so unstaid a journey ? +I fear me , it will make me scandaliz'd . + +If you think so , then stay at home and go not . + +Nay , that I will not . + +Then never dream on infamy , but go . +If Proteus like your journey when you come , +No matter who's displeas'd when you are gone . +I fear me , he will scarce be pleas'd withal . + +That is the least , Lucetta , of my fear : +A thousand oaths , an ocean of his tears , +And instances of infinite of love +Warrant me welcome to my Proteus . + +All these are servants to deceitful men . + +Base men , that use them to so base effect ; +But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth : +His words are bonds , his oaths are oracles , +His love sincere , his thoughts immaculate , +His tears pure messengers sent from his heart , +His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth . + +Pray heaven he prove so when you come to him ! + +Now , as thou lov'st me , do him not that wrong +To bear a hard opinion of his truth : +Only deserve my love by loving him , +And presently go with me to my chamber , +To take a note of what I stand in need of +To furnish me upon my longing journey . +All that is mine I leave at thy dispose , +My goods , my lands , my reputation ; +Only , in lieu thereof , dispatch me hence . +Come , answer not , but to it presently ! +I am impatient of my tarriance . + +Sir Thurio , give us leave , I pray , awhile ; +We have some secrets to confer about . + +Now tell me , Proteus , what's your will with me ? + +My gracious lord , that which I would discover +The law of friendship bids me to conceal ; +But when I call to mind your gracious favours +Done to me , undeserving as I am , +My duty pricks me on to utter that +Which else no worldly good should draw from me . +Know , worthy prince , Sir Valentine , my friend , +This night intends to steal away your daughter : +Myself am one made privy to the plot . +I know you have determin'd to bestow her +On Thurio , whom your gentle daughter hates ; +And should she thus be stol'n away from you +It would be much vexation to your age . +Thus , for my duty's sake , I rather chose +To cross my friend in his intended drift , +Than , by concealing it , heap on your head +A pack of sorrows which would press you down , +Being unprevented , to your timeless grave . + +Proteus , I thank thee for thine honest care , +Which to requite , command me while I live . +This love of theirs myself have often seen , +Haply , when they have judg'd me fast asleep , +And oftentimes have purpos'd to forbid +Sir Valentine her company and my court ; +But fearing lest my jealous aim might err +And so unworthily disgrace the man , +A rashness that I ever yet have shunn'd , +I gave him gentle looks , thereby to find +That which thyself hast now disclos'd to me . +And , that thou mayst perceive my fear of this , +Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested , +I nightly lodge her in an upper tower , +The key whereof myself have ever kept ; +And thence she cannot be convey'd away . + +Know , noble lord , they have devis'd a mean +How he her chamber-window will ascend +And with a corded ladder fetch her down ; +For which the youthful lover now is gone +And this way comes he with it presently ; +Where , if it please you , you may intercept him . +But , good my lord , do it so cunningly +That my discovery be not aimed at ; +For love of you , not hate unto my friend , +Hath made me publisher of this pretence . + +Upon mine honour , he shall never know +That I had any light from thee of this . + +Adieu , my lord : Sir Valentine is coming . + +Sir Valentine , whither away so fast ? + +Please it your Grace , there is a messenger +That stays to bear my letters to my friends , +And I am going to deliver them . + +Be they of much import ? + +The tenour of them doth but signify +My health and happy being at your court . + +Nay then , no matter : stay with me awhile ; +I am to break with thee of some affairs +That touch me near , wherein thou must be secret . +'Tis not unknown to thee that I have sought +To match my friend Sir Thurio to my daughter . + +I know it well , my lord ; and sure , the match +Were rich and honourable ; besides , the gentleman +Is full of virtue , bounty , worth , and qualities +Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter . +Cannot your Grace win her to fancy him ? + +No , trust me : she is peevish , sullen , froward , +Proud , disobedient , stubborn , lacking duty ; +Neither regarding that she is my child , +Nor fearing me as if I were her father : +And , may I say to thee this pride of hers , +Upon advice , hath drawn my love from her ; +And , where I thought the remnant of mine age +Should have been cherish'd by her child-like duty , +I now am full resolv'd to take a wife +And turn her out to who will take her in : +Then let her beauty be her wedding-dower ; +For me and my possessions she esteems not . + +What would your Grace have me to do in this ? + +There is a lady of Verona here , +Whom I affect ; but she is nice and coy +And nought esteems my aged eloquence : +Now therefore , would I have thee to my tutor , +For long agone I have forgot to court ; +Besides , the fashion of the time is chang'd , +How and which way I may bestow myself +To be regarded in her sun-bright eye . + +Win her with gifts , if she respect not words : +Dumb jewels often in their silent kind +More than quick words do move a woman's mind . + +But she did scorn a present that I sent her . + +A woman sometime scorns what best contents her . +Send her another ; never give her o'er , +For scorn at first makes after-love the more . +If she do frown , 'tis not in hate of you , +But rather to beget more love in you ; +If she do chide , 'tis not to have you gone ; +For why the fools are mad if left alone . +Take no repulse , whatever she doth say ; +For , 'get you gone ,' she doth not mean , 'away !' +Flatter and praise , commend , extol their graces ; +Though ne'er so black , say they have angels' faces . +That man that hath a tongue , I say , is no man , +If with his tongue he cannot win a woman . + +But she I mean is promis'd by her friends +Unto a youthful gentleman of worth , +And kept severely from resort of men , +That no man hath access by day to her . + +Why then , I would resort to her by night . + +Ay , but the doors be lock'd and keys kept safe , +That no man hath recourse to her by night . + +What lets but one may enter at her window ? + +Her chamber is aloft , far from the ground , +And built so shelving that one cannot climb it +Without apparent hazard of his life . + +Why then , a ladder quaintly made of cords , +To cast up , with a pair of anchoring hooks , +Would serve to scale another Hero's tower , +So bold Leander would adventure it . + +Now , as thou art a gentleman of blood , +Advise me where I may have such a ladder . + +When would you use it ? pray , sir , tell me that . + +This very night ; for Love is like a child , +That longs for every thing that he can come by . + +By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder . + +But hark thee ; I will go to her alone : +How shall I best convey the ladder thither ? + +It will be light , my lord , that you may bear it +Under a cloak that is of any length . + +A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +Then let me see thy cloak : +I'll get me one of such another length . + +Why , any cloak will serve the turn , my lord . + +How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak ? +I pray thee , let me feel thy cloak upon me . + +What letter is this same ? What's here ?To Silvia ! +And here an engine fit for my proceeding ! +I'll be so bold to break the seal for once . + +My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly ; +And slaves they are to me that send them flying +O ! could their master come and go as lightly , +Himself would lodge where senseless they are lying ! +My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them ; +While I , their king , that thither them importune , +Do curse the grace that with such grace hath bless'd them , +Because myself do want my servants' fortune : +I curse myself , for they are sent by me , +That they should harbour where their lord would be . + +What's here ? + +Silvia , this night I will enfranchise thee + +'Tis so ; and here's the ladder for the purpose . +Why , Phaethon ,for thou art Merops' son , +Wilt thou aspire to guide the heavenly car +And with thy daring folly burn the world ? +Wilt thou reach stars , because they shine on thee ? +Go , basc intruder ! overweening slave ! +Bestow thy fawning smiles on equal mates , +And think my patience , more than thy desert , +Is privilege for thy departure hence . +Thank me for this more than for all the favours +Which all too much I have bestow'd on thee . +But if thou linger in my territories +Longer than swiftest expedition +Will give thee time to leave our royal court , +By heaven ! my wrath shall far exceed the love +I ever borc my daughter or thyself . +Be gone ! I will not hear thy vain excuse ; +But , as thou lov'st thy life , make speed from hence . + + +And why not death rather than living torment ? +To die is to be banish'd from myself ; +And Silvia is myself : banish'd from her +Is self from self ,a deadly banishment ! +What light is light , if Silvia be not seen ? +What joy is joy , if Silvia be not by ? +Unless it be to think that she is by +And feed upon the shadow of perfection . +Except I be by Silvia in the night , +There is no music in the nightingale ; +Unless I look on Silvia in the day , +There is no day for me to look upon . +She is my essence ; and I leave to be , +If I be not by her fair influence +Foster'd , illumin'd , cherish'd , kept alive . +I fly not death , to fly his deadly doom : +Tarry I here , I but attend on death ; +But , fly I hence , I fly away from life . + + +Run , boy ; run , run , and seek him out . + +Soho ! soho ! + +What seest thou ? + +Him we go to find : there's not a hair on's head but 'tis a Valentine . + +Valentine ? + +No . + +Who then ? his spirit ? + +Neither . + +What then ? + +Nothing . + +Can nothing speak ? Master , shall I strike ? + +Who would'st thou strike ? + +Nothing . + +Villain , forbear . + +Why , sir , I'll strike nothing : I pray you , + +Sirrah , I say , forbear .Friend Valentine , a word . + +My ears are stopp'd and cannot hear good news , +So much of bad already hath possess'd them . + +Then in dumb silence will I bury mine , +For they are harsh , untuneable and bad . + +Is Silvia dead ? + +No , Valentine . + +No Valentine , indeed , for sacred Silvia ! +Hath she forsworn me ? + +No , Valentine . + +No Valentine , if Silvia have forsworn me ! +What is your news ? + +Sir , there is a proclamation that you are vanished . + +That thou art banished , O , that's the news , +From hence , from Silvia , and from me thy friend . + +O , I have fed upon this woe already , +And now excess of it will make me surfeit . +Doth Silvia know that I am banished ? + +Ay , ay ; and she hath offer'd to the doom +Which , unrevers'd , stands in effectual force +A sea of melting pearl , which some call tears : +Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd ; +With them , upon her knees , her humble self ; +Wringing her hands , whose whiteness so became them +As if but now they waxed pale for woe : +But neither bended knees , pure hands held up , +Sad sighs , deep groans , nor silver-shedding tears , +Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire ; +But Valentine , if he be ta'en , must die . +Besides , her intercession chaf'd him so , +When she for thy repeal was suppliant , +That to close prison he commanded her , +With many bitter threats of biding there . + +No more ; unless the next word that thou speak'st +Have some malignant power upon my life : +If so , I pray thee , breathe it in mine ear , +As ending anthem of my endless dolour . + +Cease to lament for that thou canst not help , +And study help for that which thou lament'st . +Time is the nurse and breeder of all good . +Here if thou stay , thou canst not see thy love ; +Besides , thy staying will abridge thy life . +Hope is a lover's staff ; walk hence with that +And manage it against despairing thoughts . +Thy letters may be here , though thou art hence ; +Which , being writ to me , shall be deliver'd +Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love . +The time now serves not to expostulate : +Come , I'll convey thee through the city-gate , +And , ere I part with thee , confer at large +Of all that may concern thy love-affairs . +As thou lov'st Silvia , though not for thyself , +Regard thy danger , and along with me ! + +I pray thee , Launce , and if thou seest my boy , +Bid him make haste and meet me at the North-gate . + +Go , sirrah , find him out . Come , Valentine . + +O my dear Silvia ! hapless Valentine ! + + +I am but a fool , look you ; and yet I have the wit to think my master is a kind of a knave : but that's all one , if he be but one knave . He lives not now that knows me to be in love : yet I am in love ; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me , nor who 'tis I love ; and yet 'tis a woman ; but what woman , I will not tell myself ; and yet 'tis a milkmaid ; yet 'tis not a maid , for she hath had gossips ; yet 'tis a maid , for she is her master's maid , and serves for wages . She hath more qualities than a water-spaniel ,which is much in a bare Christian . + +Here is the catelog of her condition . Imprimis , She can fetch and carry . Why , a horse can do no more : nay , a horse cannot fetch , but only carry ; therefore , is she better than a jade . Item , She can milk ; look you , a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands . + + +How now , Signior Launce ! what news with your mastership ? + +With my master's ship ? why , it is at sea . + +Well , your old vice still ; mistake the word . What news , then , in your paper ? + +The blackest news that ever thou heardest . + +Why , man , how black ? + +Why , as black as ink . + +Let me read them . + +Fie on thee , jolthead ! thou canst not read . + +Thou liest ; I can . + +I will try thee . Tell me this : who begot thee ? + +Marry , the son of my grandfather . + +O , illiterate loiterer ! it was the son of thy grandmother . This proves that thou canst not read . + +Come , fool , come : try me in thy paper . + +There ; and Saint Nicholas be thy speed ! + +Imprimis , She can milk . + +Ay , that she can . + +Item , She brews good ale . + +And thereof comes the proverb , 'Blessing of your heart , you brew good ale .' + +Item , She can sew . + +That's as much as to say , Can she so ? + +Item , She can knit . + +What need a man care for a stock with a wench , when she can knit him a stock ? + +Item , She can wash and scour . + +A special virtue ; for then she need not be washed and scoured . + +Item , She can spin . + +Then may I set the world on wheels , when she can spin for her living . + +Item , She hath many nameless virtues . + +That's as much as to say , bastard virtues ; that , indeed , know not their fathers , and therefore have no names . + +Here follow her vices . + +Close at the heels of her virtues . + +Item , She is not to be kissed fasting , in respect of her breath . + +Well , that fault may be mended with a breakfast . Read on . + +Item , She hath a sweet mouth . + +That makes amends for her sour breath . + +Item , She doth talk in her sleep . + +It's no matter for that , so she sleep not in her talk . + +Item , She is slow in words . + +O villain , that set this down among her vices ! To be slow in words is a woman's only virtue : I pray thee , out with't , and place it for her chief virtue . + +Item , She is proud . + +Out with that too : it was Eve's legacy , and cannot be ta'en from her . + +Item , She hath no teeth . + +I care not for that neither , because I love crusts . + +Item , She is curst . + +Well ; the best is , she hath no teeth to bite . + +Item , She will often praise her liquor . + +If her liquor be good , she shall : if she will not , I will ; for good things should be praised . + +Item , She is too liberal . + +Of her tongue she cannot , for that's writ down she is slow of : of her purse she shall not , for that I'll keep shut : now , of another thing she may , and that cannot I help . Well , proceed . + +Item , She hath more hair than wit , and more faults than hairs , and more wealth than faults . + +Stop there ; I'll have her : she was mine , and not mine , twice or thrice in that last article . Rehearse that once more . + +Item , She hath more hair than wit . + +More hair than wit it may be ; I'll prove it : the cover of the salt hides the salt , and therefore it is more than the salt ; the hair , that covers the wit is more than the wit , for the greater hides the less . What's next ? + +And more faults than hairs . + +That's monstrous ! O , that that were out ! + +And more wealth than faults . + +Why , that word makes the faults gracious . Well , I'll have her ; and if it be a match , as nothing is impossible , + +What then ? + +Why , then will I tell thee ,that thy master stays for thee at the North-gate . + +For me ? + +For thee ! ay ; who art thou ? he hath stayed for a better man than thee . + +And must I go to him ? + +Thou must run to him , for thou hast stayed so long that going will scarce serve the turn . + +Why didst not tell me sooner ? pox of your love-letters ! + + +Now will he be swing'd for reading my letter . An unmannerly slave , that will thrust himself into secrets . I'll after , to rejoice in the boy's correction . + + +Sir Thurio , fear not but that she will love you , +Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight . + +Since his exile she hath despis'd me most , +Forsworn my company and rail'd at me , +That I am desperate of obtaining her . + +This weak impress of love is as a figure +Trenched in ice , which with an hour's heat +Dissolves to water and doth lose his form . +A little time will melt her frozen thoughts , +And worthless Valentine shall be forgot . + + +How now , Sir Proteus ! Is your countryman + +According to our proclamation gone ? + +Gone , my good lord . + +My daughter takes his going grievously . + +A little time , my lord , will kill that grief . + +So I believe ; but Thurio thinks not so . +Proteus , the good conceit I hold of thee , +For thou hast shown some sign of good desert , +Makes me the better to confer with thee . + +Longer than I prove loyal to your Grace +Let me not live to look upon your Grace . + +Thou know'st how willingly I would effect +The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter . + +I do , my lord . + +And also , I think , thou art not ignorant +How she opposes her against my will . + +She did , my lord , when Valentine was here . + +Ay , and perversely she persevers so . +What might we do to make the girl forget +The love of Valentine , and love Sir Thurio ? + +The best way is to slander Valentine +With falsehood , cowardice , and poor descent , +Three things that women highly hold in hate . + +Ay , but she'll think that it is spoke in hate . + +Ay , if his enemy deliver it : +Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken +By one whom she esteemeth as his friend . + +Then you must undertake to slander him . + +And that , my lord , I shall be loath to do : +'Tis an ill office for a gentleman , +Especially against his very friend . + +Where your good word cannot advantage him , +Your slander never can endamage him : +Therefore the office is indifferent , +Being entreated to it by your friend . + +You have prevail'd , my lord . If I can do it , +By aught that I can speak in his dispraise , +She shall not long continue love to him . +But say this weed her love from Valentine , +It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio . + +Therefore , as you unwind her love from him , +Lest it should ravel and be good to none , +You must provide to bottom it on me ; +Which must be done by praising me as much +As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine . + +And , Proteus , we dare trust you in this kind , +Because we know , on Valentine's report , +You are already Love's firm votary +And cannot soon revolt and change your mind . +Upon this warrant shall you have access +Where you with Silvia may confer at large ; +For she is lumpish , heavy , melancholy , +And , for your friend's sake , will be glad of you ; +Where you may temper her , by your persuasion +To hate young Valentine and love my friend . + +As much as I can do I will effect . +But you , Sir Thurio , are not sharp enough ; +You must lay lime to tangle her desires +By wailful sonnets , whose composed rimes +Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows . + +Ay , +Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy . + +Say that upon the altar of her beauty +You sacrifice your tears , your sighs , your heart . +Write till your ink be dry , and with your tears +Moist it again , and frame some feeling line +That may discover such integrity : +For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews , +Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones , +Make tigers tame and huge leviathans +Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands . +After your dire-lamenting elegies , +Visit by night your lady's chamber-window +With some sweet consort : to their instruments +Tune a deploring dump ; the night's dead silence +Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance . +This , or else nothing , will inherit her . + +This discipline shows thou hast been in love . + +And thy advice this night I'll put in practice . +Therefore , sweet Proteus , my direction-giver , +Let us into the city presently +To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music . +I have a sonnet that will serve the turn +To give the onset to thy good advice . + +About it , gentlemen ! + +We'll wait upon your grace till aftersupper , +And afterward determine our proceedings . + +Even now about it ! I will pardon you . + +Fellows , stand fast ; I see a passenger . + +If there be ten , shrink not , but down with 'em . + + +Stand , sir , and throw us that you have about ye ; +If not , we'll make you sit and rifle you . + +Sir , we are undone : these are the villains +That all the travellers do fear so much . + +My friends , + +That's not so , sir ; we are your enemies . + +Peace ! we'll hear him . + +Ay , by my beard , will we , for he is a proper man . + +Then know , that I have little wealth to lose . +A man I am cross'd with adversity : +My riches are these poor habiliments , +Of which if you should here disfurnish me , +You take the sum and substance that I have . + +Whither travel you ? + +To Verona . + +Whence came you ? + +From Milan . + +Have you long sojourn'd there ? + +Some sixteen months ; and longer might have stay'd +If crooked fortune had not thwarted me . + +What ! were you banish'd thence ? + +I was . + +For what offence ? + +For that which now torments me to rehearse . +I kill'd a man , whose death I much repent ; +But yet I slew him manfully , in fight , +Without false vantage or base treachery . + +Why , ne'er repent it , if it were done so . +But were you banish'd for so small a fault ? + +I was , and held me glad of such a doom . + +Have you the tongues ? + +My youthful travel therein made me happy , +Or else I often had been miserable . + +By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar , +This fellow were a king for our wild faction ! + +We'll have him : Sirs , a word . + +Master , be one of them ; +It is an honourable kind of thievery . + +Peace , villain ! + +Tell us this : have you anything to take to ? + +Nothing , but my fortune . + +Know then , that some of us are gentlemen , +Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth +Thrust from the company of awful men : +Myself was from Verona banished +For practising to steal away a lady , +An heir , and near allied unto the duke . + +And I from Mantua , for a gentleman , +Who , in my mood , I stabb'd unto the heart . + +And I for such like petty crimes as these . +But to the purpose ; for we cite our faults , +That they may hold excus'd our lawless lives ; +And , partly , seeing you are beautified +With goodly shape , and by your own report +A linguist , and a man of such perfection +As we do in our quality much want + +Indeed , because you are a banish'd man , +Therefore , above the rest , we parley to you . +Are you content to be our general ? +To make a virtue of necessity +And live , as we do , in this wilderness ? + +What say'st thou ? wilt thou be of our consort ? +Say 'ay ,' and be the captain of us all : +We'll do thee homage and be rul'd by thee , +Love thee as our commander and our king . + +But if thou scorn our courtesy , thou diest . + +Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offer'd . + +I take your offer and will live with you , +Provided that you do no outrages +On silly women , or poor passengers . + +No ; we detest such vile , base practices . +Come , go with us ; we'll bring thee to our crews , +And show thee all the treasure we have got , +Which , with ourselves , all rest at thy dispose . + + +Already have I been false to Valentine , +And now I must be as unjust to Thurio . +Under the colour of commending him , +I have access my own love to prefer : +But Silvia is too fair , too true , too holy , +To be corrupted with my worthless gifts . +When I protest true loyalty to her , +She twits me with my falsehood to my friend ; +When to her beauty I commend my vows , +She bids me think how I have been forsworn +In breaking faith with Julia whom I lov'd : +And notwithstanding all her sudden quips , +The least whereof would quell a lover's hope , +Yet , spaniel-like , the more she spurns my love , +The more it grows , and fawneth on her still . +But here comes Thurio : now must we to her window , +And give some evening music to her ear . + + +How now , Sir Proteus ! are you crept before us ? + +Ay , gentle Thurio ; for you know that love +Will creep in service where it cannot go . + +Ay ; but I hope , sir , that you love not here . + +Sir , but I do ; or else I would be hence . + +Who ? Silvia ? + +Ay , Silvia , for your sake . + +I thank you for your own . Now , gentlemen , +Let's tune , and to it lustily a while . + + +Now , my young guest , methinks you're allycholly : I pray you , why is it ? + +Marry , mine host , because I cannot be merry . + +Come , we'll have you merry . I'll bring you where you shall hear music and see the gentleman that you asked for . + +But shall I hear him speak ? + +Ay , that you shall . + +That will be music . + + +Hark ! hark ! + +Is he among these ? + +Ay ; but peace ! let's hear 'em . + + +Who is Silvia ? what is she ? +That all our swains commend her ? +Holy , fair , and wise is she ; +The heaven such grace did lend her , +That she might admired be . +Is she kind as she is fair ? +For beauty lives with kindness : +Love doth to her eyes repair , +To help him of his blindness ; +And , being help'd , inhabits there . +Then to Silvia let us sing , +That Silvia is excelling ; +She excels each mortal thing +Upon the dull earth dwelling ; +To her let us garlands bring . + +How now ! are you sadder than you were before ? How do you , man ? the music likes you not . + +You mistake ; the musician likes me not . + +Why , my pretty youth ? + +He plays false , father . + +How ? out of tune on the strings ? + +Not so ; but yet so false that he grieves my very heart-strings . + +You have a quick ear . + +Ay ; I would I were deaf ; it makes me have a slow heart . + +I perceive you delight not in music . + +Not a whit ,when it jars so . + +Hark ! what fine change is in the music ! + +Ay , that change is the spite . + +You would have them always play but one thing ? + +I would always have one play but one thing . +But , host , doth this Sir Proteus that we talk on +Often resort unto this gentlewoman ? + +I will tell you what Launce , his man , told me : he lov'd her out of all nick . + +Where is Launce ? + +Gone to seek his dog ; which , to-morrow , by his master's command , he must carry for a present to his lady . + +Peace ! stand aside : the company parts . + +Sir Thurio , fear not you : I will so plead +That you shall say my cunning drift excels . + +Where meet we ? + +At Saint Gregory's well . + +Farewell . + +Madam , good even to your ladyship . + +I thank you for your music , gentlemen . +Who is that that spake ? + +One , lady , if you knew his pure heart's truth , +You would quickly learn to know him by his voice . + +Sir Proteus , as I take it . + +Sir Proteus , gentle lady , and your servant . + +What is your will ? + +That I may compass yours . + +You have your wish ; my will is even this : +That presently you hie you home to bed . +Thou subtle , perjur'd , false , disloyal man ! +Think'st thou I am so shallow , so conceitless , +To be seduced by thy flattery , +That hast deceiv'd so many with thy vows ? +Return , return , and make thy love amends . +For me , by this pale queen of night I swear , +I am so far from granting thy request +That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit , +And by and by intend to chide myself +Even for this time I spend in talking to thee . + +I grant , sweet love , that I did love a lady ; +But she is dead . + +'Tware false , if I should speak it ; +For I am sure she is not buried . + +Say that she be ; yet Valentine thy friend +Survives ; to whom , thyself art witness +I am betroth'd : and art thou not asham'd +To wrong him with thy importunacy ? + +I likewise hear that Valentine is dead . + +And so suppose am I ; for in his grave , Assure thyself my love is buried . + +Sweet lady , let me rake it from the earth . + +Go to thy lady's grave and call hers thence ; +Or , at the least , in hers sepulchre thine . + +He heard not that . + +Madam , if your heart be so obdurate , +Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love , +The picture that is hanging in your chamber : +To that I'll speak , to that I'll sigh and weep ; +For since the substance of your perfect self +Is else devoted , I am but a shadow , +And to your shadow will I make true love . + +If 'twere a substance , you would , sure , deceive it , +And make it but a shadow , as I am . + +I am very loath to be your idol , sir ; +But , since your falsehood shall become you well +To worship shadows and adore false shapes , +Send to me in the morning and I'll send it . +And so , good rest . + +As wretches have o'er night +That wait for execution in the morn . + + +Host , will you go ? + +By my halidom , I was fast asleep . + +Pray you , where lies Sir Proteus ? + +Marry , at my house . Trust me , I think 'tis almost day . + +Not so ; but it hath been the longest night +That e'er I watch'd and the most heaviest . + + +This is the hour that Madam Silvia +Entreated me to call , and know her mind : +There's some great matter she'd employ me in . +Madam , Madam ! + + +Who calls ? + +Your servant , and your friend ; +One that attends your ladyship's command . + +Sir Eglamour , a thousand times good morrow . + +As many , worthy lady , to yourself . +According to your ladyship's impose , +I am thus early come to know what service +It is your pleasure to command me in . + +O Eglamour , thou art a gentleman +Think not I flatter , for I swear I do not +Valiant , wise , remorseful , well-accomplish'd . +Thou art not ignorant what dear good will +I bear unto the banish'd Valentine , +Nor how my father would enforce me marry +Vain Thurio , whom my very soul abhors . +Thyself hast lov'd ; and I have heard thee say +No grief did ever come so near thy heart +As when thy lady and thy true love died , +Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastity . +Sir Eglamour , I would to Valentine , +To Mantua , where , I hear he makes abode ; +And , for the ways are dangerous to pass , +I do desire thy worthy company , +Upon whose faith and honour I repose . +Urge not my father's anger , Eglamour , +But think upon my grief , a lady's grief , +And on the justice of my flying hence , +To keep me from a most unholy match , +Which heaven and fortune still rewards with plagues . +I do desire thee , even from a heart +As full of sorrows as the sea of sands , +To bear me company and go with me : +If not , to hide what I have said to thee , +That I may venture to depart alone . + +Madam , I pity much your grievances ; +Which since I know they virtuously are plac'd , +I give consent to go along with you , +Recking as little what betideth me +As much I wish all good befortune you . +When will you go ? + +This evening coming . + +Where shall I meet you ? + +At Friar Patrick's cell , +Where I intend holy confession . + +I will not fail your ladyship . +Good morrow , gentle lady . + +Good morrow , kind Sir Eglamour . + + +When a man's servant shall play the cur with him , look you , it goes hard ; one that I brought up of a puppy ; one that I saved from drowning , when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it . I have taught him , even as one would say precisely , 'Thus would I teach a dog .' I was sent to deliver him as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master , and I came no sooner into the dining-chamber but he steps me to her trencher and steals her capon's leg . O ! 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep himself in all companies . I would have , as one should say , one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed , to be , as it were , a dog at all things . If I had not had more wit than he , to take a fault upon me that he did , I think verily he had been hanged for't : sure as I live , he had suffered for't : you shall judge . He thrusts me himself into the company of three or four gentleman-like dogs under the duke's table : he had not been there bless the mark a pissing-while , but all the chamber smelt him . 'Out with the dog !' says one ; 'What cur is that ?' says another ; 'Whip him out ,' says the third ; 'Hang him up ,' says the duke . I , having been acquainted with the smell before , knew it was Crab , and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs : 'Friend ,' quoth I , 'you mean to whip the dog ?' 'Ay , marry , do I ,' quoth he . 'You do him the more wrong ,' quoth I ; ''twas I did the thing you wot of .' He makes me no more ado , but whips me out of the chamber . How many masters would do this for his servant ? Nay , I'll be sworn , I have sat in the stocks for puddings he hath stolen , otherwise he had been executed ; I have stood on the pillory for geese he hath killed , otherwise he had suffered for't ; thou thinkest not of this now . Nay , I remember the trick you served me when I took my leave of Madam Silvia : did not I bid thee still mark me and do as I do ? When didst thou see me heave up my leg and make water against a gentlewoman's farthingale ? Didst thou ever see me do such a trick ? + + +Sebastian is thy name ? I like thee well +And will employ thee in some service presently . + +In what you please : I will do what I can . + +I hope thou wilt . + +How now , you whoreson peasant ! +Where have you been these two days loitering ? + +Marry , sir , I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me . + +And what says she to my little jewel ? + +Marry , she says , your dog was a cur , and tells you , currish thanks is good enough for such a present . + +But she received my dog ? + +No , indeed , did she not : here have I brought him back again . + +What ! didst thou offer her this from me ? + +Ay , sir : the other squirrel was stolen from me by the hangman boys in the marketplace ; and then I offered her mine own , who is a dog as big as ten of yours , and therefore the gift the greater . + +Go , get thee hence , and find my dog again , +Or ne'er return again into my sight . +Away , I say ! Stay'st thou to vex me here ? +A slave that still an end turns me to shame . + +Sebastian , I have entertained thee +Partly , that I have need of such a youth , +That can with some discretion do my business , +For't is no trusting to yond foolish lout ; +But chiefly for thy face and thy behaviour , +Which , if my augury deceive me not , +Witness good bringing up , fortune , and truth : +Therefore , know thou , for this I entertain thee . +Go presently , and take this ring with thee . +Deliver it to Madam Silvia : +She lov'd me well deliver'd it to me . + +It seems , you lov'd not her , to leave her token . +She's dead , belike ? + +Not so : I think , she lives . + +Alas ! + +Why dost thou cry 'alas ?' + +I cannot choose +But pity her . + +Wherefore should'st thou pity her ? + +Because methinks that she lov'd you as well +As you do love your lady Silvia . +She dreams on him that has forgot her love ; +You dote on her , that cares not for your love . +'Tis pity , love should be so contrary ; +And thinking on it makes me cry , 'alas !' + +Well , well , give her that ring and therewithal +This letter : that's her chamber . Tell my lady +I claim the promise for her heavenly picture . +Your message done , hie home unto my chamber , +Where thou shalt find me sad and solitary . + + +How many women would do such a message ? +Alas , poor Proteus ! thou hast entertain'd +A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs . +Alas , poor fool ! why do I pity him +That with his very heart despiseth me ? +Because he loves her , he despiseth me ; +Because I love him , I must pity him . +This ring I gave him when he parted from me , +To bind him to remember my good will ; +And now am I unhappy messenger +To plead for that which I would not obtain , +To carry that which I would have refus'd , +To praise his faith which I would have disprais'd . +I am my master's true-confirmed love , +But cannot be true servant to my master , +Unless I prove false traitor to myself . +Yet will I woo for him ; but yet so coldly +As heaven it knows , I would not have him speed . + + +Gentlewoman , good day ! I pray you , be my mean + +To bring me where to speak with Madam Silvia . + +What would you with her , if that I be she ? + +If you be she , I do entreat your patience To hear me speak the message I am sent on . + +From whom ? + +From my master , Sir Proteus , madam . + +O ! he sends you for a picture ? + +Ay , madam . + +Ursula , bring my picture there . + +Go , give your master this : tell him from me , +One Julia , that his changing thoughts forget , +Would better fit his chamber than this shadow . + +Madam , please you peruse this letter . +Pardon me , madam , I have unadvis'd +Deliver'd you a paper that I should not : +This is the letter to your ladyship . + +I pray thee , let me look on that again . + +It may not be : good madam , pardon me . + +There , hold . +I will not look upon your master's lines : +I know , they are stuff'd with protestations +And full of new-found oaths , which he will break +As easily as I do tear his paper . + +Madam , he sends your ladyship this ring . + +The more shame for him that he sends it me ; +For , I have heard him say a thousand times , +His Julia gave it him at his departure . +Though his false finger have profan'd the ring , +Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong . + +She thanks you . + +What say'st thou ? + +I thank you , madam , that you tender her . +Poor gentlewoman ! my master wrongs her much . + +Dost thou know her ? + +Almost as well as I do know myself : +To think upon her woes , I do protest +That I have wept a hundred several times . + +Belike , she thinks , that Proteus hath forsook her . + +I think she doth , and that's her cause of sorrow . + +Is she not passing fair ? + +She hath been fairer , madam , than she is . +When she did think my master lov'd her well , +She , in my judgment , was as fair as you ; +But since she did neglect her looking-glass +And threw her sun-expelling mask away , +The air hath starv'd the roses in her cheeks +And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face , +That now she is become as black as I . + +How tall was she ? + +About my stature ; for , at Pentecost , +When all our pageants of delight were play'd , +Our youth got me to play the woman's part , +And I was trimm'd in Madam Julia's gown , +Which served me as fit , by all men's judgments , +As if the garment had been made for me : +Therefore I know she is about my height . +And at that time I made her weep agood ; +For I did play a lamentable part . +Madam , 'twas Ariadne passioning +For Theseus' perjury and unjust flight ; +Which I so lively acted with my tears +That my poor mistress , moved therewithal , +Wept bitterly , and would I might be dead +If I in thought felt not her very sorrow ! + +She is beholding to thee , gentle youth . +Alas , poor lady , desolate and left ! +I weep myself to think upon thy words . +Here , youth , there is my purse : I give thee this +For thy sweet mistress' sake , because thou lov'st her . +Farewell . + +And she shall thank you for't , if e'er you know her . + +A virtuous gentlewoman , mild and beautiful . +I hope my master's suit will be but cold , +Since she respects my mistress' love so much . +Alas , how love can trifle with itself ! +Here is her picture : let me see ; I think , +If I had such a tire , this face of mine +Were full as lovely as is this of hers ; +And yet the painter flatter'd her a little , +Unless I flatter with myself too much . +Her hair is auburn , mine is perfect yellow : +If that be all the difference in his love +I'll get me such a colour'd periwig . +Her eyes are grey as glass , and so are mine : +Ay , but her forehead's low , and mine's as high . +What should it be that he respects in her +But I can make respective in myself , +If this fond Love were not a blinded god ? +Come , shadow , come , and take this shadow up , +For 'tis thy rival . O thou senseless form ! +Thou shalt be worshipp'd , kiss'd , lov'd , and ador'd , +And , were there sense in his idolatry , +My substance should be statue in thy stead . +I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake , +That us'd me so ; or else , by Jove I vow , +I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyes , +To make my master out of love with thee . + +The sun begins to gild the western sky , +And now it is about the very hour +That Silvia at Friar Patrick's cell should meet me . +She will not fail ; for lovers break not hours , +Unless it be to come before their time , +So much they spur their expedition . +See , where she comes . + +Lady , a happy evening ! + +Amen , amen ! go on , good Eglamour , +Out at the postern by the abbey-wall . +I fear I am attended by some spies . + +Fear not : the forest is not three leagues off ; +If we recover that , we're sure enough . + + +Sir Proteus , what says Silvia to my suit ? + +O , sir , I find her milder than she was ; +And yet she takes exceptions at your person . + +What ! that my leg is too long ? + +No , that it is too little . + +I'll wear a boot to make it somewhat rounder . + +But love will not be spurr'd to what it loathes . + +What says she to my face ? + +She says it is a fair one . + +Nay then , the wanton lies ; my face is black . + +But pearls are fair , and the old saying is , +'Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eyes .' + +'Tis true , such pearls as put out ladies' eyes ; +For I had rather wink than look on them . + +How likes she my discourse ? + +Ill , when you talk of war . + +But well , when I discourse of love and peace ? + +But better , indeed , when you hold your peace . + +What says she to my valour ? + +O , sir , she makes no doubt of that . + +She needs not , when she knows it cowardice . + +What says she to my birth ? + +That you are well deriv'd . + +True ; from a gentleman to a fool . + +Considers she my possessions ? + +O , ay ; and pities them . + +Wherefore ? + +That such an ass should owe them . + +That they are out by lease . + +Here comes the duke . + + +How now , Sir Proteus ! how now , Thurio ! +Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late ? + +Not I . + +Nor I . + +Saw you my daughter ? + +Neither . + +Why then , +She's fled unto that peasant Valentine , +And Eglamour is in her company . +'Tis true ; for Friar Laurence met them both , +As he in penance wander'd through the forest ; +Him he knew well , and guess'd that it was she , +But , being mask'd , he was not sure of it ; +Besides , she did intend confession +At Patrick's cell this even , and there she was not . +These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence . +Therefore , I pray you , stand not to discourse , +But mount you presently and meet with me +Upon the rising of the mountain-foot , +That leads towards Mantua , whither they are fled . +Dispatch , sweet gentlemen , and follow me . + + +Why , this it is to be a peevish girl , +That flies her fortune when it follows her . +I'll after , more to be reveng'd on Eglamour +Than for the love of reckless Silvia . + + +And I will follow , more for Silvia's love +Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her . + + +And I will follow , more to cross that love +Than hate for Silvia that is gone for love . + + +Come , come , +Be patient ; we must bring you to our captain . + +A thousand more mischances than this one +Have learn'd me how to brook this patiently . + +Come , bring her away . + +Where is the gentleman that was with her ? + +Being nimble-footed , he hath outrun us ; +But Moyses and Valerius follow him . +Go thou with her to the west end of the wood ; +There is our captain . We'll follow him that's fled : +The thicket is beset ; he cannot 'scape . + + +Come , I must bring you to our captain's cave . +Fear not ; he bears an honourable mind , +And will not use a woman lawlessly . + +O Valentine ! this I endure for thee . + + +How use doth breed a habit in a man ! +This shadowy desart , unfrequented woods , +I better brook than flourishing peopled towns . +Here can I sit alone , unseen of any , +And to the nightingale's complaining notes +Tune my distresses and record my woes . +O thou that dost inhabit in my breast , +Leave not the mansion so long tenantless , +Lest , growing ruinous , the building fall +And leave no memory of what it was ! +Repair me with thy presence , Silvia ! +Thou gentle nymph , cherish thy forlorn swain ! + +What halloing and what stir is this to-day ? +These are my mates , that make their wills their law , +Have some unhappy passenger in chase . +They love me well ; yet I have much to do +To keep them from uncivil outrages . +Withdraw thee , Valentine : who's this comes here ? + +Madam , this service I have done for you +Though you respect not aught your servant doth +To hazard life and rescue you from him +That would have forc'd your honour and your love . +Vouchsafe me , for my meed , but one fair look ; +A smaller boon than this I cannot beg , +And less than this , I am sure , you cannot give . + +How like a dream is this I see and hear ! +Love , lend me patience to forbear awhile . + +O , miserable , unhappy that I am ! + +Unhappy were you , madam , ere I came ; +But by my coming I have made you happy . + +By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy . + +And me , when he approacheth to your presence . + +Had I been seized by a hungry lion , +I would have been a breakfast to the beast , +Rather than have false Proteus rescue me . +O ! heaven be judge how I love Valentine , +Whose life's as tender to me as my soul , +And full as much for more there cannot be +I do detest false perjur'd Proteus . +Therefore be gone , solicit me no more . + +What dangerous action , stood it next to death , +Would I not undergo for one calm look ! +O , 'tis the curse in love , and still approv'd , +When women cannot love where they're belov'd ! + +When Proteus cannot love where he's belov'd . +Read over Julia's heart , thy first best love , +For whose dear sake thou didst then rend thy faith +Into a thousand oaths ; and all those oaths +Descended into perjury to love me . +Thou hast no faith left now , unless thou'dst two , +And that's far worse than none : better have none +Than plural faith which is too much by one . +Thou counterfeit to thy true friend ! + +In love +Who respects friend ? + +All men but Proteus . + +Nay , if the gentle spirit of moving words +Can no way change you to a milder form , +I'll woo you like a soldier , at arms' end , +And love you 'gainst the nature of love ,force ye . + +O heaven ! + +I'll force thee yield to my desire . + +Ruffian , let go that rude uncivil touch ; +Thou friend of an ill fashion ! + +Valentine ! + +Thou common friend , that's without faith or love +For such is a friend now treach'rous man ! +Thou hast beguil'd my hopes : naught but mine eye +Could have persuaded me . Now I dare not say +I have one friend alive : thou wouldst disprove me . +Who should be trusted now , when one's right hand +Is perjur'd to the bosom ? Proteus , +I am sorry I must never trust thee more , +But count the world a stranger for thy sake . +The private wound is deep'st . O time most curst ! +'Mongst all foes that a friend should be the worst ! + +My shame and guilt confound me . +Forgive me , Valentine . If hearty sorrow +Be a sufficient ransom for offence , +I tender't here : I do as truly suffer +As e'er I did commit . + +Then , I am paid ; +And once again I do receive thee honest . +Who by repentance is not satisfied +Is nor of heaven , nor earth ; for these are pleas'd . +By penitence the Eternal's wrath's appeas'd : +And , that my love may appear plain and free , +All that was mine in Silvia I give thee . + +O me unhappy ! + + +Look to the boy . + +Why , boy ! why , wag ! how now ! what's the matter ? +Look up ; speak . + +O good sir , my master charg'd me +To deliver a ring to Madam Silvia , +Which out of my neglect was never done . + +Where is that ring , boy ? + +Here 'tis this is it . + + +How ! let me see . +Why this is the ring I gave to Julia . + +O , cry you mercy , sir ; I have mistook : +This is the ring you sent to Silvia . + + +But how cam'st thou by this ring ? +At my depart I gave this unto Julia . + +And Julia herself did give it me ; +And Julia herself hath brought it hither . + +How ! Julia ! + +Behold her that gave aim to all thy oaths , +And entertain'd them deeply in her heart : +How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root ! +O Proteus ! let this habit make thee blush . +Be thou asham'd that I have took upon me +Such an immodest raiment ; if shame live +In a disguise of love . +It is the lesser blot , modesty finds , +Women to change their shapes than men their minds . + +Than men their minds ! 'tis true . O heaven ! were man +But constant , he were perfect : that one error +Fills him with faults ; makes him run through all the sins : +Inconstancy falls off ere it begins . +What is in Silvia's face , but I may spy +More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye ? + +Come , come , a hand from either . +Let me be blest to make this happy close : +'Twere pity two such friends should be long foes . + +Bear witness , heaven , I have my wish , for ever . + +And I mine . + + +A prize ! a prize ! a prize ! + +Forbear , forbear , I say ; it is my lord the duke . +Your Grace is welcome to a man disgrac'd , +Banished Valentine . + +Sir Valentine ! + +Yonder is Silvia ; and Silvia's mine . + +Thurio , give back , or else embrace thy death ; +Come not within the measure of my wrath ; +Do not name Silvia thine ; if once again , +Verona shall not hold thee . Here she stands ; +Take but possession of her with a touch ; +I dare thee but to breathe upon my love . + +Sir Valentine , I care not for her , I . +I hold him but a fool that will endanger +His body for a girl that loves him not : +I claim her not , and therefore she is thine . + +The more degenerate and base art thou , +To make such means for her as thou hast done , +And leave her on such slight conditions . +Now , by the honour of my ancestry , +I do applaud thy spirit , Valentine , +And think thee worthy of an empress' love . +Know then , I here forget all former griefs , +Cancel all grudge , repeal thee home again , +Plead a new state in thy unrivall'd merit , +To which I thus subscribe : Sir Valentine , +Thou art a gentleman and well deriv'd ; +Take thou thy Silvia , for thou hast deserv'd her . + +I thank your Grace ; the gift hath made me happy . +I now beseech you , for your daughter's sake , +To grant one boon that I shall ask of you . + +I grant it , for thine own , whate'er it be . + +These banish'd men , that I have kept withal +Are men endu'd with worthy qualities : +Forgive them what they have committed here , +And let them be recall'd from their exile . +They are reformed , civil , full of good , +And fit for great employment , worthy lord . + +Thou hast prevail'd ; I pardon them , and thee : +Dispose of them as thou know'st their deserts . +Come , let us go : we will include all jars +With triumphs , mirth , and rare solemnity . + +And as we walk along , I dare be bold +With our discourse to make your Grace to smile . +What think you of this page , my lord ? + +I think the boy hath grace in him : he blushes . + +I warrant you , my lord , more grace than boy . + +What mean you by that saying ? + +Please you , I'll tell you as we pass along , +That you will wonder what hath fortuned . +Come , Proteus ; 'tis your penance , but to hear +The story of your loves discovered : +That done , our day of marriage shall be yours ; +One feast , one house , one mutual happiness . + +THE WINTERS TALE + +If you shall chance , Camillo , to visit Bohemia , on the like occasion whereon my services are now on foot , you shall see , as I have said , great difference betwixt our Bohemia and your Sicilia . + +I think , this coming summer , the King of Sicilia means to pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him . + +Wherein our entertainment shall shame us we will be justified in our loves : for , indeed , + +Beseech you , + +Verily , I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge : we cannot with such magnificence in so rare I know not what to say . We will give you sleepy drinks , that your senses , unintelligent of our insufficience , may , though they cannot praise us , as little accuse us . + +You pay a great deal too dear for what's given freely . + +Believe me , I speak as my understanding instructs me , and as mine honesty puts it to utterance . + +Sicilia cannot show himself over-kind to Bohemia . They were trained together in their childhoods ; and there rooted betwixt them then such an affection which cannot choose but branch now . Since their more mature dignities and royal necessities made separation of their society , their encounters , though not personal , have been royally attorneyed with interchange of gifts , letters , loving embassies ; that they have seemed to be together , though absent , shook hands , as over a vast , and embraced , as it were , from the ends of opposed winds . The heavens continue their loves ! + +I think there is not in the world either malice or matter to alter it . You have an unspeakable comfort of your young Prince Mamilhus : it is a gentleman of the greatest promise that ever came into my note . + +I very well agree with you in the hopes of him . It is a gallant child ; one that indeed physics the subject , makes old hearts fresh ; they that went on crutches ere he was born desire yet their life to see him a man . + +Would they else be content to die ? + +Yes ; if there were no other excuse why they should desire to live . + +If the king had no son , they would desire to live on crutches till he had one . + + +Nine changes of the watery star have been +The shepherd's note since we have left our throne +Without a burden : time as long again +Would be fill'd up , my brother , with our thanks ; +And yet we should for perpetuity +Go hence in debt : and therefore , like a cipher , +Yet standing in rich place , I multiply +With one 'We thank you' many thousands moe +That go before it . + +Stay your thanks awhile , +And pay them when you part . + +Sir , that's to-morrow . +I am question'd by my fears , of what may chance +Or breed upon our absence ; that may blow +No sneaping winds at home , to make us say , +'This is put forth too truly !' Besides , I have stay'd +To tire your royalty . + +We are tougher , brother , +Than you can put us to't . + +No longer stay . + +One seven-night longer . + +Very sooth , to-morrow . + +We'll part the time between's then ; and in that +I'll no gainsaying . + +Press me not , beseech you , so . +There is no tongue that moves , none , none i' the world , +So soon as yours could win me : so it should now , +Were there necessity in your request , although +'Twere needful I denied it . My affairs +Do even drag me homeward ; which to hinder +Were in your love a whip to me ; my stay +To you a charge and trouble : to save both , +Farewell , our brother . + +Tongue-tied , our queen ? speak you . + +I had thought , sir , to have held my peace until +You had drawn oaths from him not to stay . +You , sir , +Charge him too coldly : tell him , you are sure +All in Bohemia's well : this satisfaction +The by-gone day proclaim'd : say this to him , +He's beat from his best ward . + +Well said , Hermione . + +To tell he longs to see his son were strong : +But let him say so then , and let him go ; +But let him swear so , and he shall not stay , +We'll thwack him hence with distaffs . + + +Yet of your royal presence I'll adventure +The borrow of a week . When at Bohemia +You take my lord , I'll give him my commission +To let him there a month behind the gest +Prefix'd for's parting : yet , good deed , Leontes , +I love thee not a jar o' the clock behind +What lady she her lord . You'll stay ? + +No , madam . + +Nay , but you will ? + +I may not , verily . + +Verily ! +You put me off with limber vows ; but I , +Though you would seek to unsphere the stars with oaths , +Should yet say , 'Sir , no going .' Verily , +You shall not go : a lady's 'verily' 's +As potent as a lord's . Will you go yet ? +Force me to keep you as a prisoner , +Not like a guest ; so you shall pay your fees +When you depart , and save your thanks . How say you ? +My prisoner , or my guest ? by your dread 'verily ,' +One of them you shall be . + +Your guest , then , madam : +To be your prisoner should import offending ; +Which is for me less easy to commit +Than you to punish . + +Not your gaoler then , +But your kind hostess . Come , I'll question you +Of my lord's tricks and yours when you were boys : +You were pretty lordings then . + +We were , fair queen , +Two lads that thought there was no more behind +But such a day to-morrow as to-day , +And to be boy eternal . + +Was not my lord the verier wag o' the two ? + +We were as twinn'd lambs that did frisk i' the sun , +And bleat the one at the other : what we chang'd +Was innocence for innocence ; we knew not +The doctrine of ill-doing , no nor dream'd +That any did . Had we pursu'd that life , +And our weak spirits ne'er been higher rear'd +With stronger blood , we should have answer'd heaven +Boldly , 'not guilty ;' the imposition clear'd +Hereditary ours . + +By this we gather +You have tripp'd since . + +O ! my most sacred lady , +Temptations have since then been born to's ; for +In those unfledg'd days was my wife a girl ; +Your precious self had then not cross'd the eyes +Of my young playfellow . + +Grace to boot ! +Of this make no conclusion , lest you say +Your queen and I are devils ; yet , go on : +The offences we have made you do we'll answer ; +If you first sinn'd with us , and that with us +You did continue fault , and that you slipp'd not +With any but with us . + +Is he won yet ? + +He'll stay , my lord . + +At my request he would not . +Hermione , my dearest , thou never spok'st +To better purpose . + +Never ? + +Never , but once . + +What ! have I twice said well ? when was't before ? +I prithee tell me ; cram's with praise , and make's +As fat as tame things : one good deed , dying tongueless , +Slaughters a thousand waiting upon that . +Our praises are our wages : you may ride's +With one soft kiss a thousand furlongs ere +With spur we heat an acre . But to the goal : +My last good deed was to entreat his stay : +What was my first ? it has an elder sister , +Or I mistake you : O ! would her name were Grace . +But once before I spoke to the purpose : when ? +Nay , let me have't ; I long . + +Why , that was when +Three crabbed months had sour'd themselves to death , +Ere I could make thee open thy white hand +And clap thyself my love : then didst thou utter , +'I am yours for ever .' + +'Tis grace indeed . +Why , lo you now , I have spoke to the purpose twice : +The one for ever earn'd a royal husband , +The other for some while a friend . + + +Too hot , too hot ! +To mingle friendship far is mingling bloods . +I have tremor cordis on me : my heart dances ; +But not for joy ; not joy . This entertainment +May a free face put on , derive a liberty +From heartiness , from bounty , fertile bosom , +And well become the agent :'t may I grant : +But to be paddling palms and pinching fingers , +As now they are , and making practis'd smiles , +As in a looking-glass ; and then to sigh , as 'twere +The mort o' the deer ; O ! that is entertainment +My bosom likes not , nor my brows . Mamillius , +Art thou my boy ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +I' fecks ? +Why , that's my bawcock . What ! hast smutch'd thy nose ? +They say it is a copy out of mine . Come , captain , +We must be neat ; not neat , but cleanly , captain : +And yet the steer , the heifer , and the calf , +Are all call'd neat . Still virginalling +Upon his palm ! How now , you wanton calf ! +Art thou my calf ? + +Yes , if you will , my lord . + +Thou want'st a rough pash and the shoots that I have , +To be full like me : yet they say we are +Almost as like as eggs ; women say so , +That will say anything : but were they false +As o'er-dy'd blacks , as wind , as waters , false +As dice are to be wish'd by one that fixes +No bourn 'twixt his and mine , yet were it true +To say this boy were like me . Come , sir page , +Look on me with your wolkin eye : sweet villain ! +Most dear'st ! my collop ! Can thy dam ?may't be ? +Affection ! thy intention stabs the centre : +Thou dost make possible things not so held , +Communicat'st with dreams ;how can this be ? +With what's unreal thou co-active art , +And fellow'st nothing : then , 'tis very credent +Thou mayst co-join with something ; and thou dost , +And that beyond commission , and I find it , +And that to the infection of my brains +And hardening of my brows . + +What means Sicilia ? + +He something seems unsettled . + +How , my lord ! +What cheer ? how is't with you , best brother ? + +You look +As if you held a brow of much distraction : +Are you mov'd , my lord ? + +No , in good earnest . +How sometimes nature will betray its folly , +Its tenderness , and make itself a pastime +To harder bosoms ! Looking on the lines +Of my boy's face , methoughts I did recoil +Twenty-three years , and saw myself unbreech'd , +In my green velvet coat , my dagger muzzled , +Lest it should bite its master , and so prove , +As ornaments oft do , too dangerous : +How like , methought , I then was to this kernel , +This squash , this gentleman . Mine honest friend , +Will you take eggs for money ? + +No , my lord , I'll fight . + +You will ? why , happy man be his dole ! My brother , +Are you so fond of your young prince as we +Do seem to be of ours ? + +If at home , sir , +He's all my exercise , my mirth , my matter , +Now my sworn friend and then mine enemy ; +My parasite , my soldier , statesman , all : +He makes a July's day short as December , +And with his varying childness cures in me +Thoughts that would thick my blood . + +So stands this squire +Offic'd with me . We two will walk , my lord , +And leave you to your graver steps . Hermione , +How thou lov'st us , show in our brother's welcome : +Let what is dear in Sicily be cheap : +Next to thyself and my young rover , he's +Apparent to my heart . + +If you would seek us , +We are yours i' the garden : shall's attend you there ? + +To your own bents dispose you : you'll be found , +Be you beneath the sky . + +I am angling now , +Though you perceive me not how I give line . +Go to , go to ! +How she holds up the neb , the bill to him ! +And arms her with the boldness of a wife +To her allowing husband ! + +Gone already ! +Inch-thick , knee-deep , o'er head and ears a fork'd one ! +Go play , boy , play ; thy mother plays , and I +Play too , but so disgrac'd a part , whose issue +Will hiss me to my grave : contempt and clamour +Will be my knell . Go play , boy , play . There have been , +Or I am much deceiv'd , cuckolds ere now ; +And many a man there is even at this present , +Now , while I speak this , holds his wife by the arm , +That little thinks she has been sluic'd in's absence , +And his pond fish'd by his next neighbour , by +Sir Smile , his neighbour : nay , there's comfort in't , +Whiles other men have gates , and those gates open'd , +As mine , against their will . Should all despair +That have revolted wives the tenth of mankind +Would hang themselves . Physic for't there is none ; +It is a bawdy planet , that will strike +Where 'tis predominant ; and 'tis powerful , think it , +From east , west , north , and south : be it concluded , +No barricado for a belly : know't ; +It will let in and out the enemy +With bag and baggage . Many a thousand on's +Have the disease , and feel't not . How now , boy ! + +I am like you , they say . + +Why , that's some comfort . +What ! Camillo there ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +Go play , Mamillius ; thou'rt an honest man . + +Camillo , this great sir will yet stay longer . + +You had much ado to make his anchor hold : +When you cast out , it still came home . + +Didst note it ? + +He would not stay at your petitions ; made +His business more material . + +Didst perceive it ? + + +They're here with me already , whispering , rounding +'Sicilia is a so-forth .' 'Tis far gone , +When I shall gust it last . How came't , Camillo , +That he did stay ? + +At the good queen's entreaty . + +At the queen's , be't : 'good' should be pertinent ; +But so it is , it is not . Was this taken +By any understanding pate but thine ? +For thy conceit is soaking ; will draw in +More than the common blocks : not noted , is't , +But of the finer natures ? by some severals +Of head-piece extraordinary ? lower messes +Perchance are to this business purblind ? say . + +Business , my lord ! I think most understand +Bohemia stays here longer . + +Ha ! + +Stays here longer . + +Ay , but why ? + +To satisfy your highness and the entreaties +Of our most gracious mistress . + +Satisfy ! +The entreaties of your mistress ! satisfy ! +Let that suffice . I have trusted thee , Camillo , +With all the nearest things to my heart , as well +My chamber-councils , wherein , priest-like , thou +Hast cleans'd my bosom : I from thee departed +Thy penitent reform'd ; but we have been +Deceiv'd in thy integrity , deceiv'd +In that which seems so . + +Be it forbid , my lord ! + +To bide upon 't , thou art not honest ; or , +If thou inclin'st that way , thou art a coward , +Which hoxes honesty behind , restraining +From course requir'd ; or else thou must be counted +A servant grafted in my serious trust , +And therein negligent ; or else a fool +That seest a game play'd home , the rich stake drawn , +And tak'st it all for jest . + +My gracious lord , +I may be negligent , foolish , and fearful ; +In every one of these no man is free , +But that his negligence , his folly , fear , +Among the infinite doings of the world , +Sometime puts forth . In your affairs , my lord , +If ever I were wilful-negligent , +It was my folly ; if industriously +I play'd the fool , it was my negligence , +Not weighing well the end ; if ever fearful +To do a thing , where I the issue doubted , +Whereof the execution did cry out +Against the non-performance , 'twas a fear +Which oft infects the wisest : these , my lord , +Are such allow'd infirmities that honesty +Is never free of : but , beseech your Grace , +Be plainer with me ; let me know my trespass +By its own visage ; if I then deny it , +'Tis none of mine . + +Ha' not you seen , Camillo , +But that's past doubt ; you have , or your eyeglass +Is thicker than a cuckold's horn ,or heard , +For to a vision so apparent rumour +Cannot be mute ,or thought ,for cogitation +Resides not in that man that does not think , +My wife is slippery ? If thou wilt confess , +Or else be impudently negative , +To have nor eyes , nor ears , nor thought ,then say +My wife's a hobby-horse ; deserves a name +As rank as any flax-wench that puts to +Before her troth-plight : say't and justify't . + +I would not be a stander-by , to hear +My sovereign mistress clouded so , without +My present vengeance taken : 'shrew my heart , +You never spoke what did become you less +Than this ; which to reiterate were sin +As deep as that , though true . + +Is whispering nothing ? +Is leaning cheek to cheek ? is meeting noses ? +Kissing with inside lip ? stopping the career +Of laughter with a sigh ?a note infallible +Of breaking honesty ,horsing foot on foot ? +Skulking in corners ? wishing clocks more swift ? +Hours , minutes ? noon , midnight ? and all eyes +Blind with the pin and web but theirs , theirs only , +That would unseen be wicked ? is this nothing ? +Why , then the world and all that's in't is nothing ; +The covering sky is nothing ; Bohemia nothing ; +My wife is nothing ; nor nothing have these nothings , +If this be nothing . + +Good my lord , be cur'd +Of this diseas'd opinion , and betimes ; +For 'tis most dangerous . + +Say it be , 'tis true . + +No , no , my lord . + +It is ; you lie , you lie : +I say thou liest , Camillo , and I hate thee ; +Pronounce thee a gross lout , a mindless slave , +Or else a hovering temporizer , that +Canst with thine eyes at once see good and evil , +Inclining to them both : were my wife's liver +Infected as her life , she would not live +The running of one glass . + +Who does infect her ? + +Why , he that wears her like her medal , hanging +About his neck , Bohemia : who , if I +Had servants true about me , that bare eyes +To see alike mine honour as their profits , +Their own particular thrifts , they would do that +Which should undo more doing : ay , and thou , +His cup-bearer ,whom I from meaner form +Have bench'd and rear'd to worship , who mayst see +Plainly , as heaven sees earth , and earth sees heaven , +How I am galled ,mightst bespice a cup , +To give mine enemy a lasting wink ; +Which draught to me were cordial . + +Sir , my lord , +I could do this , and that with no rash potion , +But with a lingering dram that should not work +Maliciously like poison : but I cannot +Believe this crack to be in my dread mistress , +So sovereingly being honourable : +I have lov'd thee , + +Make that thy question , and go rot ! +Dost think I am so muddy , so unsettled , +To appoint myself in this vexation ; sully +The purity and whiteness of my sheets , +Which to preserve is sleep ; which being spotted +Is goads , thorns , nettles , tails of wasps ? +Give scandal to the blood o' the prince my son , +Who I do think is mine , and love as mine , +Without ripe moving to't ? Would I do this ? +Could man so blench ? + +I must believe you , sir : +I do ; and will fetch off Bohemia for't ; +Provided that when he's remov'd , your highness +Will take again your queen as yours at first , +Even for your son's sake ; and thereby for sealing +The injury of tongues in courts and kingdoms +Known and allied to yours . + +Thou dost advise me +Even so as I mine own course have set down : +I'll give no blemish to her honour , none . + +My lord , +Go then ; and with a countenance as clear +As friendship wears at feasts , keep with Bohemia , +And with your queen . I am his cupbearer ; +If from me he have wholesome beverage , +Account me not your servant . + +This is all : +Do't , and thou hast the one half of my heart ; +Do't not , thou split'st thine own . + +I'll do't , my lord . + +I will seem friendly , as thou hast advis'd me . + + +O miserable lady ! But , for me , +What case stand I in ? I must be the poisoner +Of good Polixenes ; and my ground to do't +Is the obedience to a master ; one +Who , in rebellion with himself will have +All that are his so too . To do this deed +Promotion follows . If I could find example +Of thousands that had struck anointed kings , +And flourish'd after , I'd not do't ; but since +Nor brass nor stone nor parchment bears not one , +Let villany itself forswear't . I must +Forsake the court : to do't , or no , is certain +To me a break-neck . Happy star reign now ! +Here comes Bohemia . + + +This is strange : methinks +My favour here begins to warp . Not speak ? +Good day , Camillo . + +Hail , most royal sir ! + +What is the news i' the court ? + +None rare , my lord . + +The king hath on him such a countenance +As he had lost some province and a region +Lov'd as he loves himself : even now I met him +With customary compliment , when he , +Wafting his eyes , to the contrary , and falling +A lip of much contempt , speeds from me and +So leaves me to consider what is breeding +That changes thus his manners . + +I dare not know , my lord . + +How ! dare not ! do not ! Do you know , and dare not +Be intelligent to me ? 'Tis thereabouts : +For , to yourself , what you do know , you must , +And cannot say you dare not . Good Camillo , +Your chang'd complexions are to me a mirror +Which shows me mine chang'd too ; for I must be +A party in this alteration , finding +Myself thus alter'd with't . + +There is a sickness +Which puts some of us in distemper ; but +I cannot name the disease , and it is caught +Of you that yet are well . + +How ! caught of me ? +Make me not sighted like the basilisk : +I have look'd on thousands , who have sped the better +By my regard , but kill'd none so . Camillo , +As you are certainly a gentleman , thereto +Clerk-like experienc'd , which no less adorns +Our gentry than our parents' noble names , +In whose success we are gentle ,I beseech you , +If you know aught which does behove my knowledge +Thereof to be inform'd , imprison it not +In ignorant concealment . + +I may not answer . + +A sickness caught of me , and yet I well ! +I must be answer'd . Dost thou hear , Camillo ; +I conjure thee , by all the parts of man +Which honour does acknowledge ,whereof the least +Is not this suit of mine ,that thou declare +What incidency thou dost guess of harm +Is creeping toward me ; how far off , how near ; +Which way to be prevented if to be ; +If not , how best to bear it . + +Sir , I will tell you ; +Since I am charg'd in honour and by him +That I think honourable . Therefore mark my counsel , +Which must be even as swiftly follow'd as +I mean to utter it , or both yourself and me +Cry 'lost ,' and so good night ! + +On , good Camillo . + +I am appointed him to murder you . + +By whom , Camillo ? + +By the king . + +For what ? + +He thinks , nay , with all confidence he swears , +As he had seen't or been an instrument +To vice you to't , that you have touch'd his queen +Forbiddenly . + +O , then my best blood turn +To an infected jelly , and my name +Be yok'd with his that did betray the Best ! +Turn then my freshest reputation to +A savour , that may strike the dullest nostril +Where I arrive ; and my approach be shunn'd , +Nay , hated too , worse than the great'st infection +That e'er was heard or read ! + +Swear his thought over +By each particular star in heaven and +By all their influences , you may as well +Forbid the sea for to obey the moon +As or by oath remove or counsel shake +The fabric of his folly , whose foundation +Is pil'd upon his faith , and will continue +The standing of his body . + +How should this grow ? + +I know not : but I am sure 'tis safer to +Avoid what's grown than question how 'tis born . +If therefore you dare trust my honesty , +That lies enclosed in this trunk , which you +Shall bear along impawn'd , away to-night ! +Your followers I will whisper to the business , +And will by twos and threes at several posterns +Clear them o'the city . For myself , I'll put +My fortunes to your service , which are here +By this discovery lost . Be not uncertain ; +For , by the honour of my parents , I +Have utter'd truth , which , if you seek to prove , +I dare not stand by ; nor shall you be safer +Than one condemn'd by the king's own mouth , thereon +His execution sworn . + +I do believe thee : +I saw his heart in's face . Give me thy hand : +Be pilot to me and thy places shall +Still neighbour mine . My ships are ready and +My people did expect my hence departure +Two days ago . This jealousy +Is for a precious creature : as she's rare +Must it be great , and , as his person's mighty +Must it be violent , and , as he does conceive +He is dishonour'd by a man which ever +Profess'd to him , why , his revenges must +In that be made more bitter . Fear o'ershades me : +Good expedition be my friend , and comfort +The gracious queen , part of his theme , but nothing +Of his ill-ta'en suspicion ! Come . Camillo ; +I will respect thee as a father if +Thou bear'st my life off hence : let us avoid . + +It is in mine authority to command +The keys of all the posterns : please your highness +To take the urgent hour . Come , sir , away ! + +Take the boy to you : he so troubles me , 'Tis past enduring . + +Come , my gracious lord , Shall I be your playfellow ? + +No , I'll none of you . + +Why , my sweet lord ? + +You'll kiss me hard and speak to me as if +I were a baby still . I love you better . + +And why so , my lord ? + +Not for because +Your brows are blacker ; yet black brows , they say , +Become some women best , so that there be not +Too much hair there , but in a semicircle , +Or a half-moon made with a pen . + +Who taught you this ? + +I learn'd it out of women's faces . Pray now , +What colour are your eyebrows ? + +Blue , my lord . + +Nay , that's a mock : I have seen a lady's nose +That has been blue , but not her eyebrows . + +Hark ye ; +The queen your mother rounds apace : we shall +Present our services to a fine new prince +One of these days ; and then you'd wanton with us , +If we would have you . + +She is spread of late +Into a goodly bulk : good time encounter her ! + +What wisdom stirs amongst you ? Come sir , now +I am for you again : pray you , sit by us , +And tell's a tale . + +Merry or sad shall't be ? + +As merry as you will . + +A sad tale's best for winter . +I have one of sprites and goblins . + +Let's have that , good sir . +Come on , sit down : come on , and do your best +To fright me with your sprites ; you're powerful at it . + +There was a man , + +Nay , come , sit down ; then on . + +Dwelt by a churchyard . I will tell it softly ; +Yond crickets shall not hear it . + +Come on then , +And give't me in mine ear . + + +Was he met there ? his train ? Camillo with him ? + +Behind the tuft of pines I met them : never +Saw I men scour so on their way : I ey'd them +Even to their ships + +How blest am I +In my just censure , in my true opinion ! +Alack , for lesser knowledge ! How accurs'd +In being so blest ! There may be in the cup +A spider steep'd , and one may drink , depart , +And yet partake no venom , for his knowledge +Is not infected ; but if one present +The abhorr'd ingredient to his eye , make known +How he hath drunk , he cracks his gorge , his sides , +With violent hefts . I have drunk , and seen the spider . +Camillo was his help in this , his pandar : +There is a plot against my life , my crown ; +All's true that is mistrusted : that false villain +Whom I employ'd was pre-employ'd by him : +He has discover'd my design , and I +Remain a pinch'd thing ; yea , a very trick +For them to play at will . How came the posterns +So easily open ? + +By his great authority ; +Which often hath no less prevail'd than so +On your command . + +I know't too well . + + +Give me the boy : I am glad you did not nurse him : +Though he does bear some signs of me , yet you +Have too much blood in him . + +What is this ? sport ? + +Bear the boy hence ; he shall not come about her ; +Away with him ! + +and let her sport herself +With that she's big with ; for 'tis Polixenes +Has made thee swell thus . + +But I'd say he had not , +And I'll be sworn you would believe my saying , +Howe'er you lean to the nayward . + +You , my lords , +Look on her , mark her well ; be but about +To say , 'she is a goodly lady ,' and +The justice of your hearts will thereto add +''Tis pity she's not honest , honourable :' +Praise her but for this her without-door form , +Which , on my faith deserves high speech ,and straight +The shrug , the hum or ha , these petty brands +That calumny doth use ,O , I am out ! +That mercy does , for calumny will sear +Virtue itself : these shrugs , these hums and ha's , +When you have said 'she's goodly ,' come between , +Ere you can say 'she's honest .' But be't known , +From him that has most cause to grieve it should be , +She's an adulteress . + +Should a villain say so , +The most replenish'd villain in the world , +He were as much more villain : you , my lord , +Do but mistake . + +You have mistook , my lady , +Polixenes for Leontes . O thou thing ! +Which I'll not call a creature of thy place , +Lest barbarism , making me the precedent , +Should a like language use to all degrees , +And mannerly distinguishment leave out +Betwixt the prince and beggar : I have said +She's an adulteress ; I have said with whom : +More , she's a traitor , and Camillo is +A federary with her , and one that knows +What she should shame to know herself +But with her most vile principal , that she's +A bed-swerver , even as bad as those +That vulgars give bold'st titles ; ay , and privy +To this their late escape . + +No , by my life , +Privy to none of this . How will this grieve you +When you shall come to clearer knowledge that +You thus have publish'd me ! Gentle my lord , +You scarce can right me throughly then to say +You did mistake . + +No ; if I mistake +In those foundations which I build upon , +The centre is not big enough to bear +A schoolboy's top . Away with her to prison ! +He who shall speak for her is afar off guilty +But that he speaks . + +There's some ill planet reigns : +I must be patient till the heavens look +With an aspect more favourable . Good my lords , +I am not prone to weeping , as our sex +Commonly are ; the want of which vain dew +Perchance shall dry your pities ; but I have +That honourable grief lodg'd here which burns +Worse than tears drown . Beseech you all , my lords , +With thoughts so qualified as your charities +Shall best instruct you , measure me ; and so +The king's will be perform'd ! + +Shall I be heard ? + +Who is't that goes with me ? Beseech your highness , +My women may be with me ; for you see +My plight requires it . Do not weep , good fools ; +There is no cause : when you shall know your mistress +Has deserv'd prison , then abound in tears +As I come out : this action I now go on +Is for my better grace . Adieu , my lord : +I never wish'd to see you sorry ; now +I trust I shall . My women , come ; you have leave . + +Go , do our bidding : hence ! + + +Beseech your highness call the queen again . + +Be certain what you do , sir , lest your justice +Prove violence : in the which three great ones suffer , +Yourself , your queen , your son . + +For her , my lord , +I dare my life lay down , and will do't , sir , +Please you to accept it ,that the queen is spotless +I' the eyes of heaven and to you : I mean , +In this which you accuse her . + +If it prove +She's otherwise , I'll keep my stables where +I lodge my wife ; I'll go in couples with her ; +Than when I feel and see her no further trust her ; +For every inch of woman in the world , +Ay , every dram of woman's flesh is false , +If she be . + +Hold your peaces ! + +Good my lord , + +It is for you we speak , not for ourselves . +You are abus'd , and by some putter-on +That will be damn'd for't ; would I knew the villain , +I would land-damn him . Be she honour-flaw'd , +I have three daughters ; the eldest is eleven , +The second and the third , nine and some five ; +If this prove true , they'll pay for't : by mine honour , +I'll geld them all ; fourteen they shall not see , +To bring false generations : they are co-heirs ; +And I had rather glib myself than they +Should not produce fair issue . + +Cease ! no more . +You smell this business with a sense as cold +As is a dead man's nose ; but I do see't and feel't , +As you feel doing thus , and see withal +The instruments that feel . + +If it be so , +We need no grave to bury honesty : +There's not a grain of it the face to sweeten +Of the whole dungy earth . + +What ! lack I credit ? + +I had rather you did lack than I , my lord , +Upon this ground ; and more it would content me +To have her honour true than your suspicion , +Be blam'd for't how you might . + +Why , what need we +Commune with you of this , but rather follow +Our forceful instigation ? Our prerogative +Calls not your counsels , but our natural goodness +Imparts this ; which if you ,or stupified +Or seeming so in skill ,cannot or will not +Relish a truth like us , inform yourselves +We need no more of your advice : the matter , +The loss , the gain , the ordering on't , is all +Properly ours . + +And I wish , my liege , +You had only in your silent judgment tried it , +Without more overture . + +How could that be ? +Either thou art most ignorant by age , +Or thou wert born a fool . Camillo's flight , +Added to their familiarity , +Which was as gross as ever touch'd conjecture , +That lack'd sight only , nought for approbation +But only seeing , all other circumstances +Made up to the deed , doth push on this proceeding : +Yet , for a greater confirmation , +For in an act of this importance 'twere +Most piteous to be wild ,I have dispatch'd in post +To sacred Delphos , to Apollo's temple , +Cleomenes and Dion , whom you know +Of stuff'd sufficiency . Now , from the oracle +They will bring all ; whose spiritual counsel had , +Shall stop or spur me . Have I done well ? + +Well done , my lord . + +Though I am satisfied and need no more +Than what I know , yet shall the oracle +Give rest to the minds of others , such as he +Whose ignorant credulity will not +Come up to the truth . So have we thought it good +From our free person she should be confin'd , +Lest that the treachery of the two fled hence +Be left her to perform . Come , follow us : +We are to speak in public ; for this business +Will raise us all . + +To laughter , as I take it , +If the good truth were known . + + +The keeper of the prison , call to him ; +Let him have knowledge who I am . + +Good lady , +No court in Europe is too good for thee ; +What dost thou then in prison ? + + +Now , good sir , + +You know me , do you not ? + +For a worthy lady +And one whom much I honour . + +Pray you then , +Conduct me to the queen . + +I may not , madam : to the contrary +I have express commandment . + +Here's ado , +To lock up honesty and honour from +The access of gentle visitors ! Is't lawful , pray you , +To see her women ? any of them ? Emilia ? + +So please you , madam , +To put apart these your attendants , I +Shall bring Emilia forth . + +I pray now , call her . +Withdraw yourselves . + + +And , madam , +I must be present at your conference . + +Well , be't so , prithee . + +Here's such ado to make no stain a stain , +As passes colouring . + + +Dear gentlewoman , + +How fares our gracious lady ? + +As well as one so great and so forlorn +May hold together . On her frights and griefs , +Which never tender lady hath borne greater , +She is something before her time deliver'd . + +A boy ? + +A daughter ; and a goodly babe , +Lusty and like to live : the queen receives +Much comfort in't ; says , 'My poor prisoner , +I am innocent as you .' + +I dare be sworn : +These dangerous unsafe lunes i' the king , beshrew them ! +He must be told on't , and he shall : the office +Becomes a woman best ; I'll take't upon me . +If I prove honey-mouth'd , let my tongue blister , +And never to my red-look'd anger be +The trumpet any more . Pray you , Emilia , +Commend my best obedience to the queen : +If she dares trust me with her little babe , +I'll show it to the king and undertake to be +Her advocate to the loud'st . We do not know +How he may soften at the sight of the child : +The silence often of pure innocence +Persuades when speaking fails . + +Most worthy madam , +Your honour and your goodness is so evident +That your free undertaking cannot miss +A thriving issue : there is no lady living +So meet for this great errand . Please your ladyship +To visit the next room , I'll presently +Acquaint the queen of your most noble offer , +Who but to-day hammer'd of this design , +But durst not tempt a minister of honour , +Lest she should be denied . + +Tell her , Emilia , +I'll use that tongue I have : if wit flow from't +As boldness from my bosom , let it not be doubted +I shall do good . + +Now be you blest for it ! +I'll to the queen . Please you , come something nearer . + +Madam , if't please the queen to send the babe , +I know not what I shall incur to pass it , +Having no warrant . + +You need not fear it , sir : +The child was prisoner to the womb , and is +By law and process of great nature thence +Freed and enfranchis'd ; not a party to +The anger of the king , nor guilty of , +If any be , the trespass of the queen . + +I do believe it . + +Do not you fear : upon mine honour , I +Will stand betwixt you and danger . + + +Nor night , nor day , no rest ; it is but weakness +To bear the matter thus ; mere weakness . If +The cause were not in being ,part o' the cause , +She the adultress ; for the harlot king +Is quite beyond mine arm , out of the blank +And level of my brain , plot-proof ; but she +I can hook to me : say , that she were gone , +Given to the fire , a moiety of my rest +Might come to me again . Who's there ? + +My lord ? + +How does the boy ? + +He took good rest to-night ; +'Tis hop'd his sickness is discharg'd . + +To see his nobleness ! +Conceiving the dishonour of his mother , +He straight declin'd , droop'd , took it deeply , +Fasten'd and fix'd the shame on't in himself , +Threw off his spirit , his appetite , his sleep , +And downright languish'd . Leave me solely : go , +See how he fares . + +Fie , fie ! no thought of him ; +The very thought of my revenges that way +Recoil upon me : in himself too mighty , +And in his parties , his alliance ; let him be +Until a time may serve : for present vengeance , +Take it on her . Camillo and Polixenes +Laugh at me ; make their pastime at my sorrow : +They should not laugh , if I could reach them , nor +Shall she within my power . + + +You must not enter . + +Nay , rather , good my lords , be second to me : +Fear you his tyrannous passion more , alas , +Than the queen's life ? a gracious innocent soul , +More free than he is jealous . + +That's enough . + +Madam , he hath not slept to-night ; commanded +None should come at him . + +Not so hot , good sir ; +I come to bring him sleep . 'Tis such as you , +That creep like shadows by him and do sigh +At each his needless heavings , such as you +Nourish the cause of his awaking : I +Do come with words as med'cinal as true , +Honest as either , to purge him of that humour +That presses him from sleep . + +What noise there , ho ? + +No noise , my lord ; but needful conference +About some gossips for your highness . + +How ! +Away with that audacious lady ! Antigonus , +I charg'd thee that she should not come about me : +I knew she would . + +I told her so , my lord , +On your displeasure's peril , and on mine , +She should not visit you . + +What ! canst not rule her ? + +From all dishonesty he can : in this , +Unless he take the course that you have done , +Commit me for committing honour , trust it , +He shall not rule me . + +La you now ! you hear ; +When she will take the rein I let her run ; +But she'll not stumble . + +Good my liege , I come , +And I beseech you , hear me , who professes +Myself your loyal servant , your physician , +Your most obedient counsellor , yet that dares +Less appear so in comforting your evils +Than such as most seem yours : I say , I come +From your good queen . + +Good queen ! + +Good queen , my lord , good queen ; I say , good queen ; +And would by combat make her good , so were I +A man , the worst about you . + +Force her hence . + +Let him that makes but trifles of his eyes +First hand me : on mine own accord I'll off ; +But first I'll do my errand . The good queen , +For she is good , hath brought you forth a daughter : +Here 'tis ; commends it to your blessing . + + +Out ! +A mankind witch ! Hence with her , out o' door : +A most intelligencing bawd ! + +Not so ; +I am as ignorant in that as you +In so entitling me , and no less honest +Than you are mad ; which is enough , I'll warrant , +As this world goes , to pass for honest . + +Traitors ! +Will you not push her out ? Give her the bastard . + + +Thou dotard ! thou art woman-tir'd , unroosted +By thy dame Partlet here . Take up the bastard ; +Take't up , I say ; give't to thy crone . + +For ever +Unvenerable be thy hands , if thou +Tak'st up the princess by that forced baseness +Which he has put upon't ! + +He dreads his wife . + +So I would you did ; then , 'twere past all doubt , +You'd call your children yours . + +A nest of traitors ! + +I am none , by this good light . + +Nor I ; nor any +But one that's here , and that's himself ; for he +The sacred honour of himself , his queen's , +His hopeful son's , his babe's , betrays to slander , +Whose sting is sharper than the sword's ; and will not , +For , as the case now stands , it is a curse +He cannot be compell'd to't ,once remove +The root of his opinion , which is rotten +As ever oak or stone was sound . + +A callat +Of boundless tongue , who late hath beat her husband +And now baits me ! This brat is none of mine ; +It is the issue of Polixenes : +Hence with it ; and , together with the dam +Commit them to the fire ! + +It is yours ; +And , might we lay the old proverb to your charge , +'So like you , 'tis the worse .' Behold , my lords , +Although the print be little , the whole matter +And copy of the father ; eye , nose , lip , +The trick of's frown , his forehead , nay , the valley , +The pretty dimples of his chin and cheek , his smiles , +The very mould and frame of hand , nail , finger : +And thou , good goddess Nature , which hast made it +So like to him that got it , if thou hast +The ordering of the mind too , 'mongst all colours +No yellow in't ; lest she suspect , as he does , +Her children not her husband's . + +A gross hag ! +And , lozel , thou art worthy to be hang'd , +That wilt not stay her tongue . + +Hang all the husbands +That cannot do that feat , you'll leave yourself +Hardly one subject . + +Once more , take her hence . + +A most unworthy and unnatural lord +Can do no more . + +I'll ha' thee burn'd . + +I care not : +It is a heretic that makes the fire , +Not she which burns in't . I'll not call you tyrant ; +But this most cruel usage of your queen , +Not able to produce more accusation +Than your own weak-hing'd fancy ,something savours +Of tyranny , and will ignoble make you , +Yea , scandalous to the world . + +On your allegiance , +Out of the chamber with her ! Were I a tyrant , +Where were her life ? she durst not call me so +If she did know me one . Away with her ! + +I pray you do not push me ; I'll be gone . +Look to your babe , my lord ; 'tis yours : Jove send her +A better guiding spirit ! What need these hands ? +You , that are thus so tender o'er his follies , +Will never do him good , not one of you . +So , so : farewell ; we are gone . + + +Thou , traitor , hast set on thy wife to this . +My child ! away with't !even thou , that hast +A heart so tender o'er it , take it hence +And see it instantly consum'd with fire : +Even thou and none but thou . Take it up straight : +Within this hour bring me word 'tis done , +And by good testimony ,or I'll seize thy life , +With what thou else call'st thine . If thou refuse +And wilt encounter with my wrath , say so ; +The bastard brains with these my proper hands +Shall I dash out . Go , take it to the fire ; +For thou sett'st on thy wife . + +I did not , sir : +These lords , my noble fellows , if they please , +Can clear me in't . + +We can , my royal liege , +He is not guilty of her coming hither . + +You are liars all . + +Beseech your highness , give us better credit : +We have always truly serv'd you , and beseech you +So to esteem of us ; and on our knees we beg , +As recompense of our dear services +Past and to come , that you do change this purpose , +Which being so horrible , so bloody , must +Lead on to some foul issue . We all kneel . + +I am a feather for each wind that blows . +Shall I live on to see this bastard kneel +And call me father ? Better burn it now +Than curse it then . But , be it ; let it live : +It shall not neither . + +You , sir , come you hither ; +You that have been so tenderly officious +With Lady Margery , your midwife there , +To save this bastard's life ,for 'tis a bastard , +So sure as thy beard's grey ,what will you adventure +To save this brat's life ? + +Any thing , my lord , +That my ability may undergo , +And nobleness impose : at least , thus much : +I'll pawn the little blood which I have left , +To save the innocent : any thing possible . + +It shall be possible . Swear by this sword +Thou wilt perform my bidding . + +I will , my lord . + +Mark and perform it ,seest thou !for the fail +Of any point in't shall not only be +Death to thyself , but to thy lewd-tongu'd wife , +Whom for this time we pardon . We enjoin thee , +As thou art liegeman to us , that thou carry +This female bastard hence ; and that thou bear it +To some remote and desart place quite out +Of our dominions ; and that there thou leave it , +Without more mercy , to its own protection , +And favour of the climate . As by strange fortune +It came to us , I do in justice charge thee , +On thy soul's peril and thy body's torture , +That thou commend it strangely to some place , +Where chance may nurse or end it . Take it up . + +I swear to do this , though a present death +Had been more merciful . Come on , poor babe : +Some powerful spirit instruct the kites and ravens +To be thy nurses ! Wolves and bears , they say , +Casting their savageness aside have done +Like offices of pity . Sir , be prosperous +In more than this deed doth require ! And blessing +Against this cruelty fight on thy side , +Poor thing , condemn'd to loss ! + + +No ; I'll not rear +Another's issue . + + +Please your highness , posts +From those you sent to the oracle are come +An hour since : Cleomenes and Dion , +Being well arriv'd from Delphos , are both landed , +Hasting to the court . + +So please you , sir , their speed +Hath been beyond account . + +Twenty-three days +They have been absent : 'tis good speed ; foretells +The great Apollo suddenly will have +The truth of this appear . Prepare you , lords ; +Summon a session , that we may arraign +Our most disloyal lady ; for , as she hath +Been publicly accus'd , so shall she have +A just and open trial . While she lives +My heart will be a burden to me . Leave me , +And think upon my bidding . + +The climate's delicate , the air most sweet , +Fertile the isle , the temple much surpassing +The common praise it bears . + +I shall report , +For most it caught me , the celestial habits , +Methinks I so should term them ,and the reverence +Of the grave wearers . O , the sacrifice ! +How ceremonious , solemn , and unearthly +It was i' the offering ! + +But of all , the burst +And the ear-deafening voice o' the oracle , +Kin to Jove's thunder , so surpris'd my sense , +That I was nothing . + +If the event o' the journey +Prove as successful to the queen ,O , be't so ! +As it hath been to us rare , pleasant , speedy , +The time is worth the use on't . + +Great Apollo +Turn all to the best ! These proclamations , +So forcing faults upon Hermione , +I little like . + +The violent carriage of it +Will clear or end the business : when the oracle , +Thus by Apollo's great divine seal'd up , +Shall the contents discover , something rare +Even then will rush to knowledge .Go :fresh horses ! +And gracious be the issue ! + + +This sessions , to our great grief we pronounce , +Even pushes 'gainst our heart : the party tried +The daughter of a king , our wife , and one +Of us too much belov'd . Let us be clear'd +Of being tyrannous , since we so openly +Proceed in justice , which shall have due course , +Even to the guilt or the purgation . +Produce the prisoner . + +It is his highness' pleasure that the queen +Appear in person here in court . Silence ! + + +Read the indictment . + +Hermione , queen to the worthy Leontes , King of Sicilia , thou art here accused and arraigned of high treason , in committing adultery with Polixenes , King of Bohemia , and conspiring with Camillo to take away the life of our sovereign lord the king , thy royal husband : the pretence whereof being by circumstances partly laid open , thou , Hermione , contrary to the faith and allegiance of a true subject , didst counsel and aid them , for their better safety , to fly away by night . + +Since what I am to say must be but that +Which contradicts my accusation , and +The testimony on my part no other +But what comes from myself , it shall scarce boot me +To say 'Not guilty :' mine integrity +Being counted falsehood , shall , as I express it , +Be so receiv'd . But thus : if powers divine +Behold our human actions , as they do , +I doubt not then but innocence shall make +False accusation blush , and tyranny +Tremble at patience . You , my lord , best know , +Who least will seem to do so ,my past life +Hath been as continent , as chaste , as true , +As I am now unhappy ; which is more +Than history can pattern , though devis'd +And play'd to take spectators . For behold me , +A fellow of the royal bed , which owe +A moiety of the throne , a great king's daughter , +The mother to a hopeful prince , here standing +To prate and talk for life and honour 'fore +Who please to come and hear . For life , I prize it . +As I weigh grief , which I would spare : for honour , +'Tis a derivative from me to mine , +And only that I stand for . I appeal +To your own conscience , sir , before Polixenes +Came to your court , how I was in your grace , +How merited to be so ; since he came , +With what encounter so uncurrent I +Have strain'd , to appear thus : if one jot beyond +The bound of honour , or in act or will +That way inclining , harden'd be the hearts +Of all that hear me , and my near'st of kin +Cry fie upon my grave ! + +I ne'er heard yet +That any of these bolder vices wanted +Less impudence to gainsay what they did +Than to perform it first . + +That's true enough ; +Though 'tis a saying , sir , not due to me . + +You will not own it . + +More than mistress of +Which comes to me in name of fault , I must not +At all acknowledge . For Polixenes , +With whom I am accus'd ,I do confess +I lov'd him as in honour he requir'd , +With such a kind of love as might become +A lady like me ; with a love even such , +So and no other , as yourself commanded : +Which not to have done I think had been in me +Both disobedience and ingratitude +To you and toward your friend , whose love had spoke , +Even since it could speak , from an infant , freely +That it was yours . Now , for conspiracy , +I know not how it tastes , though it be dish'd +For me to try how : all I know of it +Is that Camillo was an honest man ; +And why he left your court , the gods themselves , +Wotting no more than I , are ignorant . + +You knew of his departure , as you know +What you have underta'en to do in's absence . + +Sir , +You speak a language that I understand not : +My life stands in the level of your dreams , +Which I'll lay down . + +Your actions are my dreams : +You had a bastard by Polixenes , +And I but dream'd it . As you were past all shame , +Those of your fact are so ,so past all truth : +Which to deny concerns more than avails ; for as +Thy brat hath been cast out , like to itself , +No father owning it ,which is , indeed , +More criminal in thee than it ,so thou +Shalt feel our justice , in whose easiest passage +Look for no less than death . + +Sir , spare your threats : +The bug which you would fright me with I seek . +To me can life be no commodity : +The crown and comfort of my life , your favour , +I do give lost ; for I do feel it gone , +But know not how it went . My second joy , +And first-fruits of my body , from his presence +I am barr'd , like one infectious . My third comfort , +Starr'd most unluckily , is from my breast , +The innocent milk in its most innocent mouth , +Hal'd out to murder : myself on every post +Proclaim'd a strumpet : with immodest hatred +The child-bed privilege denied , which 'longs +To women of all fashion : lastly , hurried +Here to this place , i'the open air , before +I have got strength of limit . Now , my liege , +Tell me what blessings I have here alive , +That I should fear to die ? Therefore proceed . +But yet hear this ; mistake me not ; no life , +I prize it not a straw :but for mine honour , +Which I would free , if I shall be condemn'd +Upon surmises , all proofs sleeping else +But what your jealousies awake , I tell you +'Tis rigour and not law . Your honours all , +I do refer me to the oracle : +Apollo be my judge ! + +This your request +Is altogether just : therefore , bring forth , +And in Apollo's name , his oracle . + + +The Emperor of Russia was my father : +O ! that he were alive , and here beholding +His daughter's trial ; that he did but see +The flatness of my misery ; yet with eyes +Of pity , not revenge ! + + +You here shall swear upon this sword of justice , +That you , Cleomenes and Dion , have +Been both at Delphos , and from thence have brought +This seal'd-up oracle , by the hand deliver'd +Of great Apollo's priest , and that since then +You have not dar'd to break the holy seal , +Nor read the secrets in't . + +All this we swear . + +All this we swear . + +Break up the seals , and read . + +Hermione is chaste ; Polixenes blameless ; Camillo a true subject ; Leontes a jealous tyrant ; his innocent babe truly begotten ; and the king shall live without an heir if that which is lost be not found ! + +Now blessed be the great Apollo ! + +Praised ! + +Hast thou read truth ? + +Ay , my lord ; even so +As it is here set down . + +There is no truth at all i' the oracle : +The sessions shall proceed : this is mere falsehood . + + +My lord the king , the king ! + +What is the business ? + +O sir ! I shall be hated to report it : +The prince your son , with mere conceit and fear +Of the queen's speed , is gone . + +How ! gone ! + +Is dead . + +Apollo's angry ; and the heavens themselves +Do strike at my injustice . + +How now , there ! + +This news is mortal to the queen : look down , +And see what death is doing . + +Take her hence : +Her heart is but o'ercharg'd ; she will recover : +I have too much believ'd mine own suspicion : +Beseech you , tenderly apply to her +Some remedies for life . + +Apollo , pardon +My great profaneness 'gainst thine oracle ! +I'll reconcile me to Polixenes , +New woo my queen , recall the good Camillo , +Whom I proclaim a man of truth , of mercy ; +For , being transported by my jealousies +To bloody thoughts and to revenge , I chose +Camillo for the minister to poison +My friend Polixenes : which had been done , +But that the good mind of Camillo tardied +My swift command ; though I with death and with +Reward did threaten and encourage him , +Not doing it , and being done : he , most humane +And fill'd with honour , to my kingly guest +Unclasp'd my practice , quit his fortunes here , +Which you knew great , and to the certain hazard +Of all incertainties himself commended , +No richer than his honour : how he glisters +Thorough my rust ! and how his piety +Does my deeds make the blacker ! + + +Woe the while ! +O , cut my lace , lest my heart , cracking it , +Break too ! + +What fit is this , good lady ? + +What studied torments , tyrant , hast for me ? +What wheels ? racks ? fires ? What flaying ? or what boiling +In leads , or oils ? what old or newer torture +Must I receive , whose every word deserves +To taste of thy most worst ? Thy tyranny , +Together working with thy jealousies , +Fancies too weak for boys , too green and idle +For girls of nine , O ! think what they have done , +And then run mad indeed , stark mad ; for all +Thy by-gone fooleries were but spices of it . +That thou betray'dst Polixenes , 'twas nothing ; +That did but show thee of a fool , inconstant +And damnable ingrateful ; nor was't much +Thou wouldst have poison'd good Camillo's honour +To have him kill a king ; poor trespasses , +More monstrous standing by : whereof I reckon +The casting forth to crows thy baby daughter +To be or none or little ; though a devil +Would have shed water out of fire ere done't : +Nor is't directly laid to thee , the death +Of the young prince , whose honourable thoughts , +Thoughts high for one so tender ,cleft the heart +That could conceive a gross and foolish sire +Blemish'd his gracious dam : this is not , no , +Laid to thy answer : but the last ,O lords ! +When I have said , cry , 'woe !' the queen , the queen , +The sweetest , dearest creature's dead , and vengeance for't +Not dropp'd down yet . + +The higher powers forbid ! + +I say she's dead ; I'll swear't : if word nor oath +Prevail not , go and see : if you can bring +Tincture or lustre in her lip , her eye , +Heat outwardly , or breath within , I'll serve you +As I would do the gods . But , O thou tyrant ! +Do not repent these things , for they are heavier +Than all thy woes can stir ; therefore betake thee +To nothing but despair . A thousand knees +Ten thousand years together , naked , fasting , +Upon a barren mountain , and still winter +In storm perpetual , could not move the gods +To look that way thou wert . + +Go on , go on ; +Thou canst not speak too much : I have deserv'd +All tongues to talk their bitterest . + +Say no more : +Howe'er the business goes , you have made fault +I' the boldness of your speech . + +I am sorry for't : +All faults I make , when I shall come to know them , +I do repent . Alas ! I have show'd too much +The rashness of a woman : he is touch'd +To the noble heart . What's gone and what's past help +Should be past grief : do not receive affliction +At my petition ; I beseech you , rather +Let me be punish'd , that have minded you +Of what you should forget . Now , good my liege , +Sir , royal sir , forgive a foolish woman : +The love I bore your queen ,lo , fool again ! +I'll speak of her no more , nor of your children ; +I'll not remember you of my own lord , +Who is lost too : take your patience to you , +And I'll say nothing . + +Thou didst speak but well , +When most the truth , which I receive much better +Than to be pitied of thee . Prithee , bring me +To the dead bodies of my queen and son : +One grave shall be for both : upon them shall +The causes of their death appear , unto +Our shame perpetual . Once a day I'll visit +The chapel where they lie , and tears shed there +Shall be my recreation : so long as nature +Will bear up with this exercise , so long +I daily vow to use it . Come and lead me +Unto these sorrows . + + +Thou art perfect , then , our ship hath touch'd upon +The desarts of Bohemia ? + +Ay , my lord ; and fear +We have landed in ill time : the skies look grimly +And threaten present blusters . In my conscience , +The heavens with that we have in hand are angry , +And frown upon's . + +Their sacred wills be done ! Go , get aboard ; +Look to thy bark : I'll not be long before +I call upon thee . + +Make your best haste , and go not +Too far i' the land : 'tis like to be loud weather ; +Besides , this place is famous for the creatures +Of prey that keep upon't . + +Go thou away : +I'll follow instantly . + +I am glad at heart +To be so rid of the business . + + +Come , poor babe : +I have heard , but not believ'd , the spirits o' the dead +May walk again : if such thing be , thy mother +Appear'd to me last night , for ne'er was dream +So like a waking . To me comes a creature , +Sometimes her head on one side , some another ; +I never saw a vessel of like sorrow , +So fill'd , and so becoming : in pure white robes , +Like very sanctity , she did approach +My cabin where I lay ; thrice bow'd before me , +And , gasping to begin some speech , her eyes +Became two spouts : the fury spent , anon +Did this break from her : 'Good Antigonus , +Since fate , against thy better disposition , +Hath made thy person for the thrower-out +Of my poor babe , according to thine oath , +Places remote enough are in Bohemia , +There weep and leave it crying ; and , for the babe +Is counted lost for ever , Perdita , +I prithee , call't : for this ungentle business , +Put on thee by my lord , thou ne'er shalt see +Thy wife Paulina more :' and so , with shrieks , +She melted into air . Affrighted much , +I did in time collect myself , and thought +This was so and no slumber . Dreams are toys ; +Yet for this once , yea , superstitiously , +I will be squar'd by this . I do believe +Hermione hath suffer'd death ; and that +Apollo would , this being indeed the issue +Of King Polixenes , it should here be laid , +Either for life or death , upon the earth +Of its right father . Blossom , speed thee well ! + +There lie ; and there thy character : there these ; + +Which may , if fortune please , both breed thee , pretty , +And still rest thine . The storm begins : poor wretch ! +That for thy mother's fault art thus expos'd +To loss and what may follow . Weep I cannot , +But my heart bleeds , and most accurs'd am I +To be by oath enjoin'd to this . Farewell ! +The day frowns more and more : thou art like to have +A lullaby too rough . I never saw +The heavens so dim by day . A savage clamour ! +Well may I get aboard ! This is the chase : +I am gone for ever . + +I would there were no age between sixteen and three-and-twenty , or that youth would sleep out the rest ; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child , wronging the ancientry , stealing , fighting . Hark you now ! Would any but these boiled brains of nineteen and two-and-twenty hunt this weather ? They have scared away two of my best sheep ; which I fear the wolf will sooner find than the master : if anywhere I have them , 'tis by the sea-side , browsing of ivy . Good luck , an't be thy will ! what have we here ? + +Mercy on's , a barne ; a very pretty barne ! A boy or a child , I wonder ? A pretty one ; a very pretty one ; sure some scape : though I am not bookish , yet I can read waiting-gentlewoman in the scape . This has been some stair-work , some trunk-work , some behind-door-work ; they were warmer that got this than the poor thing is here . I'll take it up for pity ; yet I'll tarry till my son come ; he hollaed but even now . Whoa , ho , hoa ! + + +Hilloa , loa ! + +What ! art so near ? If thou'lt see a thing to talk on when thou art dead and rotten , come hither . What ailest thou , man ? + +I have seen two such sights by sea and by land ! but I am not to say it is a see , for it is now the sky : betwixt the firmament and it you cannot thrust a bodkin's point . + +Why , boy , how is it ? + +I would you did but see how it chafes , how it rages , how it takes up the shore ! but that's not to the point . O ! the most piteous cry of the poor souls ; sometimes to see 'em , and not to see 'em ; now the ship boring the moon with her mainmast , and anon swallowed with yest and froth , as you'd thrust a cork into a hogshead . And then for the land-service : to see how the bear tore out his shoulderbone ; how he cried to me for help and said his name was Antigonus , a nobleman . But to make an end of the ship : to see how the sea flap-dragoned it : but , first , how the poor souls roared , and the sea mocked them ; and how the poor gentleman roared , and the bear mocked him , both roaring louder than the sea or weather . + +Name of mercy ! when was this , boy ? + +Now , now ; I have not winked since I saw these sights : the men are not yet cold under water , nor the bear half dined on the gentleman : he's at it now . + +Would I had been by , to have helped the old man ! + +I would you had been by the ship's side , to have helped her : there your charity would have lacked footing . + +Heavy matters ! heavy matters ! but look thee here , boy . Now bless thyself : thou mettest with things dying , I with things new born . Here's a sight for thee ; look thee , a bearing-cloth for a squire's child ! Look thee here : take up , take up , boy ; open't . So , let's see : it was told me , I should be rich by the fairies : this is some changeling .Open't . What's within , boy ? + +You're a made old man : if the sins of your youth are forgiven you , you're well to live . Gold ! all gold ! + +This is fairy gold , boy , and 'twill prove so : up with't , keep it close : home , home , the next way . We are lucky , boy ; and to be so still , requires nothing but secrecy . Let my sheep go . Come , good boy , the next way home . + +Go you the next way with your findings . I'll go see if the bear be gone from the gentleman , and how much he hath eaten : they are never curst but when they are hungry . If there be any of him left , I'll bury it . + +That's a good deed . If thou mayst discern by that which is left of him what he is , fetch me to the sight of him . + +Marry , will I ; and you shall help to put him i' the ground . + +'Tis a lucky day , boy , and we'll do good deeds on't . + +I , that please some , try all , both joy and terror +Of good and bad , that make and unfold error , +Now take upon me , in the name of Time , +To use my wings . Impute it not a crime +To me or my swift passage , that I slide +O'er sixteen years , and leave the growth untried +Of that wide gap ; since it is in my power +To o'erthrow law , and in one self-born hour +To plant and o'erwhelm custom . Let me pass +The same I am , ere ancient'st order was +Or what is now receiv'd : I witness to +The times that brought them in ; so shall I do +To the freshest things now reigning , and make stale +The glistering of this present , as my tale +Now seems to it . Your patience this allowing , +I turn my glass and give my scene such growing +As you had slept between . Leontes leaving , +The effects of his fond jealousies so grieving , +That he shuts up himself ,imagine me , +Gentle spectators , that I now may be +In fair Bohemia ; and remember well , +I mention'd a son o' the king's , which Florizel +I now name to you ; and with speed so pace +To speak of Perdita , now grown in grace +Equal with wondering : what of her ensues +I list not prophesy ; but let Time's news +Be known when 'tis brought forth . A shepherd's daughter , +And what to her adheres , which follows after , +Is th' argument of Time . Of this allow , +If ever you have spent time worse ere now : +If never , yet that Time himself doth say +He wishes earnestly you never may . + +I pray thee , good Camillo , be no more importunate : 'tis a sickness denying thee anything ; a death to grant this . + +It is fifteen years since I saw my country : though I have for the most part been aired abroad , I desire to lay my bones there . Besides , the penitent king , my master , hath sent for me ; to whose feeling sorrows I might be some allay , or I o'erween to think so , which is another spur to my departure . + +As thou lovest me , Camillo , wipe not out the rest of thy services by leaving me now . The need I have of thee thine own goodness hath made : better not to have had thee than thus to want thee . Thou , having made me businesses which none without thee can sufficiently manage , must either stay to execute them thyself or take away with thee the very services thou hast done ; which if I have not enough considered ,as too much I cannot ,to be more thankful to thee shall be my study , and my profit therein , the heaping friendships . Of that fatal country , Sicilia , prithee speak no more , whose very naming punishes me with the remembrance of that penitent , as thou callest him , and reconciled king , my brother ; whose loss of his most precious queen and children are even now to be afresh lamented . Say to me , when sawest thou the Prince Florizel , my son ? Kings are no less unhappy , their issue not being gracious , than they are in losing them when they have approved their virtues . + +Sir , it is three days since I saw the prince . What his happier affairs may be , are to me unknown ; but I have missingly noted he is of late much retired from court , and is less frequent to his princely exercises than formerly he hath appeared . + +I have considered so much , Camillo , and with some care ; so far , that I have eyes under my service which look upon his removedness ; from whom I have this intelligence , that he is seldom from the house of a most homely shepherd ; a man , they say , that from very nothing , and beyond the imagination of his neighbours , is grown into an unspeakable estate . + +I have heard , sir , of such a man , who hath a daughter of most rare note : the report of her is extended more than can be thought to begin from such a cottage . + +That's likewise part of my intelligence ; but I fear , the angle that plucks our son thither . Thou shalt accompany us to the place ; where we will , not appearing what we are , have some question with the shepherd ; from whose simplicity I think it not uneasy to get the cause of my son's resort thither . Prithee , be my present partner in this business , and lay aside the thoughts of Sicilia . + +I willingly obey your command . + +My best Camillo !We must disguise ourselves . + +When daffodils begin to peer , +With heigh ! the doxy , over the dale , +Why , then comes in the sweet o' the year ; +For the red blood reigns in the winter's pale . + + +The white sheet bleaching on the hedge , +With heigh ! the sweet birds , O , how they sing ! +Doth set my pugging tooth on edge ; +For a quart of ale is a dish for a king + + +The lark , that tirra-lirra chants , +With , heigh ! with , heigh ! the thrush and the jay , +Are summer songs for me and my aunts , +While we lie tumbling in the hay . + + +I have served Prince Florizel , and in my time wore three-pile ; but now I am out of service : + +But shall I go mourn for that , my dear ? +The pale moon shines by night ; +And when I wander here and there , +I then do most go right . +If tinkers may have leave to live , +And bear the sow-skin bowget , +Then my account I well may give , +And in the stocks avouch it + +My traffic is sheets ; when the kite builds , look to lesser linen . My father named me Autolycus ; who being , as I am , littered under Mercury , was likewise a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles . With die and drab I purchased this caparison , and my revenue is the silly cheat . Gallows and knock are too powerful on the highway : beating and hanging are terrors to me : for the life to come , I sleep out the thought of it . A prize ! a prize ! + + +Let me see : Every 'leven wether tods ; every tod yields pound and odd shilling : fifteen hundred shorn , what comes the wool to ? + +If the springe hold , the cock's mine . + +I cannot do't without compters . Let me see ; what am I to buy for our sheep-shearing feast ? 'Three pound of sugar ; five pound of currants ; rice ,' what will this sister of mine do with rice ? But my father hath made her mistress of the feast , and she lays it on . She hath made me four-and-twenty nosegays for the shearers , three-man song-men all , and very good ones ; but they are most of them means and bases : but one puritan amongst them , and he sings psalms to hornpipes . I must have saffron , to colour the warden pies ; mace , dates ,none ; that's out of my note :nutmegs seven ; a race or two of ginger ,but that I may beg ;four pound of prunes , and as many of raisins o' the sun . + +O ! that ever I was born ! + + +I' the name of me ! + +O ! help me , help me ! pluck but off these rags , and then death , death ! + +Alack , poor soul ! thou hast need of more rags to lay on thee , rather than have these off . + +O , sir ! the loathsomeness of them offends me more than the stripes I have received , which are mighty ones and millions . + +Alas , poor man ! a million of beating may come to a great matter . + +I am robbed , sir , and beaten ; my money and apparel ta'en from me , and these detestable things put upon me . + +What , by a horseman or a footman ? + +A footman , sweet sir , a footman . + +Indeed , he should be a footman , by the garments he hath left with thee : if this be a horseman's coat , it hath seen very hot service . Lend me thy hand , I'll help thee : come , lend me thy hand . + + +O ! good sir , tenderly , O ! + +Alas , poor soul ! + +O ! good sir ; softly , good sir ! I fear , sir , my shoulder-blade is out . + +How now ! canst stand ? + +Softly , dear sir ; + +good sir , softly . You ha' done me a charitable office . + +Dost lack any money ? I have a little money for thee . + +No , good sweet sir : no , I beseech you , sir . I have a kinsman not past three-quarters of a mile hence , unto whom I was going : I shall there have money , or anything I want : offer me no money , I pray you ! that kills my heart . + +What manner of fellow was he that robbed you ? + +A fellow , sir , that I have known to go about with trol-my-dames : I knew him once a servant of the prince . I cannot tell , good sir , for which of his virtues it was , but he was certainly whipped out of the court . + +His vices , you would say : there's no virtue whipped out of the court : they cherish it , to make it stay there , and yet it will no more but abide . + +Vices , I would say , sir . I know this man well : he hath been since an ape-bearer ; then a process-server , a bailiff ; then he compassed a motion of the Prodigal Son , and married a tinker's wife within a mile where my land and living lies ; and having flown over many knavish professions , he settled only in rogue : some call him Autolycus . + +Out upon him ! Prig , for my life , prig : he haunts wakes , fairs , and bear-baitings . + +Very true , sir ; he , sir , he : that's the rogue that put me into this apparel . + +Not a more cowardly rogue in all Bohemia : if you had but looked big and spit at him , he'd have run . + +I must confess to you , sir , I am no fighter : I am false of heart that way , and that he knew , I warrant him . + +How do you now ? + +Sweet sir , much better than I was : I can stand and walk . I will even take my leave of you , and pace softly towards my kinsman's . + +Shall I bring thee on the way ? + +No , good-faced sir ; no , sweet sir . + +Then fare thee well : I must go buy spices for our sheep-shearing . + +Prosper you , sweet sir ! + +Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your spice . I'll be with you at your sheep-shearing too . If I make not this cheat bring out another , and the shearers prove sheep , let me be unrolled , and my name put in the book of virtue . + +Jog on , jog on , the footpath way , +And merrily hent the stile-a : +A merry heart goes all the day , +Your sad tares in a mile-a . + +These your unusual weeds to each part of you +Do give a life : no shepherdess , but Flora +Peering in April's front . This your sheep-shearing +Is as a meeting of the petty gods , +And you the queen on't . + +Sir , my gracious lord , +To chide at your extremes it not becomes me : +O ! pardon , that I name them . Your high self , +The gracious mark o' the land , you have obscur'd +With a swain's wearing , and me , poor lowly maid , +Most goddess-like prank'd up . But that our feasts +In every mess have folly , and the feeders +Digest it with a custom , I should blush +To see you so attired ,swoon , I think , +To show myself a glass . + +I bless the time +When my good falcon made her flight across +Thy father's ground . + +Now , Jove afford you cause ! +To me the difference forges dread ; your greatness +Hath not been us'd to fear . Even now I tremble +To think , your father , by some accident , +Should pass this way as you did . O , the Fates ! +How would he look , to see his work , so noble , +Vilely bound up ? What would he say ? Or how +Should I , in these my borrow'd flaunts , behold +The sternness of his presence ? + +Apprehend +Nothing but jollity . The gods themselves , +Humbling their deities to love , have taken +The shapes of beasts upon them : Jupiter +Became a bull , and bellow'd ; the green Neptune +A ram , and bleated ; and the fire-rob'd god , +Golden Apollo , a poor humble swain , +As I seem now . Their transformations +Were never for a piece of beauty rarer , +Nor in a way so chaste , since my desires +Run not before mine honour , nor my lusts +Burn hotter than my faith . + +O ! but , sir , +Your resolution cannot hold , when 'tis +Oppos'd , as it must be , by the power of the king . +One of these two must be necessities , +Which then will speak , that you must change this purpose , +Or I my life . + +Thou dearest Perdita , +With these forc'd thoughts , I prithee , darken not +The mirth o' the feast : or I'll be thine , my fair , +Or not my father's ; for I cannot be +Mine own , nor anything to any , if +I be not thine : to this I am most constant , +Though destiny say no . Be merry , gentle ; +Strangle such thoughts as these with any thing +That you behold the while . Your guests are coming : +Lift up your countenance , as it were the day +Of celebration of that nuptial which +We two have sworn shall come . + +O lady Fortune , +Stand you auspicious ! + +See , your guests approach : +Address yourself to entertain them sprightly , +And let's be red with mirth . + + +Fie , daughter ! when my old wife liv'd , upon +This day she was both pantler , butler , cook ; +Both dame and servant ; welcom'd all , serv'd all , +Would sing her song and dance her turn ; now here , +At upper end o' the table , now i' the middle ; +On his shoulder , and his ; her face o' fire +With labour and the thing she took to quench it , +She would to each one sip . You are retir'd , +As if you were a feasted one and not +The hostess of the meeting : pray you , bid +These unknown friends to's welcome ; for it is +A way to make us better friends , more known . +Come , quench your blushes and present yourself +That which you are , mistress o' the feast : come on , +And bid us welcome to your sheep-shearing , +As your good flock shall prosper . + +Sir , welcome : +It is my father's will I should take on me +The hostess-ship o' the day : + +You're welcome , sir . +Give me those flowers there , Dorcas . Reverend sirs , +For you there's rosemary and rue ; these keep +Seeming and savour all the winter long : +Grace and remembrance be to you both , +And welcome to our shearing ! + +Shepherdess , +A fair one are you ,well you fit our ages +With flowers of winter . + +Sir , the year growing ancient , +Not yet on summer's death , nor on the birth +Of trembling winter , the fairest flowers o' the season +Are our carnations , and streak'd gillyvors , +Which some call nature's bastards : of that kind +Our rustic garden's barren , and I care not +To get slips of them . + +Wherefore , gentle maiden , +Do you neglect them ? + +For I have heard it said +There is an art which in their piedness shares +With great creating nature . + +Say there be ; +Yet nature is made better by no mean +But nature makes that mean : so , over that art , +Which you say adds to nature , is an art +That nature makes . You see , sweet maid , we marry +A gentler scion to the wildest stock , +And make conceive a bark of baser kind +By bud of nobler race : this is an art +Which does mend nature , change it rather , but +The art itself is nature . + +So it is . + +Then make your garden rich in gillyvors , +And do not call them bastards . + +I'll not put +The dibble in earth to set one slip of them ; +No more than , were I painted , I would wish +This youth should say , 'twere well , and only therefore +Desire to breed by me . Here's flowers for you ; +Hot lavender , mints , savory , marjoram ; +The marigold , that goes to bed wi' the sun , +And with him rises weeping : these are flowers +Of middle summer , and I think they are given +To men of middle age . You're very welcome . + +I should leave grazing , were I of your flock , +And only live by gazing . + +Out , alas ! +You'd be so lean , that blasts of January +Would blow you through and through . Now , my fair'st friend , +I would I had some flowers o' the spring that might +Become your time of day ; and yours , and yours , +That wear upon your virgin branches yet +Your maidenheads growing : O Proserpina ! +For the flowers now that frighted thou let'st fall +From Dis's waggon ! daffodils , +That come before the swallow dares , and take +The winds of March with beauty ; violets dim , +But sweeter than the lids of Juno's eyes +Or Cytherea's breath ; pale prime-roses , +That die unmarried , ere they can behold +Bright Ph bus in his strength , a malady +Most incident to maids ; bold oxlips and +The crown imperial ; lilies of all kinds , +The flower-de-luce being one . O ! these I lack +To make you garlands of , and my sweet friend , +To strew him o'er and o'er ! + +What ! like a corse ? + +No , like a bank for love to lie and play on ; +Not like a corse ; or if ,not to be buried , +But quick and in mine arms . Come , take your flowers : +Methinks I play as I have seen them do +In Whitsun pastorals : sure this robe of mine +Does change my disposition . + +What you do +Still betters what is done . When you speak , sweet , +I'd have you do it ever : when you sing , +I'd have you buy and sell so ; so give alms ; +Pray so ; and , for the ordering your affairs , +To sing them too : when you do dance , I wish you +A wave o' the sea , that you might ever do +Nothing but that ; move still , still so , +And own no other function : each your doing , +So singular in each particular , +Crowns what you are doing in the present deed , +That all your acts are queens . + +O Doricles ! +Your praises are too large : but that your youth , +And the true blood which fairly peeps through it , +Do plainly give you out an unstain'd shepherd , +With wisdom I might fear , my Doricles , +You woo'd me the false way . + +I think you have +As little skill to fear as I have purpose +To put you to't . But , come ; our dance , I pray . +Your hand , my Perdita : so turtles pair +That never mean to part . + +I'll swear for 'em . + +This is the prettiest low-born lass that ever +Ran on the green-sord : nothing she does or seems +But smacks of something greater than herself ; +Too noble for this place . + +He tells her something +That makes her blood look out . Good sooth , she is +The queen of curds and cream . + +Come on , strike up . + +Mopsa must be your mistress : marry , garlic , +To mend her kissing with . + +Now , in good time ! + +Not a word , a word : we stand upon our manners . +Come , strike up . + + +Pray , good shepherd , what fair swain is this +Which dances with your daughter ? + +They call him Doricles , and boasts himself +To have a worthy feeding ; but I have it +Upon his own report and I believe it : +He looks like sooth . He says he loves my daughter : +I think so too ; for never gaz'd the moon +Upon the water as he'll stand and read +As 'twere my daughter's eyes ; and , to be plain , +I think there is not half a kiss to choose +Who loves another best . + +She dances featly . + +So she does any thing , though I report it +That should be silent . If young Doricles +Do light upon her , she shall bring him that +Which he not dreams of . + + +O master ! if you did but hear the pedlar at the door , you would never dance again after a tabor and pipe ; no , the bagpipe could not move you . He sings several tunes faster than you'll tell money ; he utters them as he had eaten ballads and all men's ears grew to his tunes . + +He could never come better : he shall come in : I love a ballad but even too well , if it be doleful matter merrily set down , or a very pleasant thing indeed and sung lamentably . + +He hath songs for man or woman , of all sizes ; no milliner can so fit his customers with gloves : he has the prettiest love-songs for maids ; so without bawdry , which is strange ; with such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings , 'jump her and thump her ;' and where some stretchmouthed rascal would , as it were , mean mischief and break a foul gap into the matter , he makes the maid to answer , 'Whoop , do me no harm , good man ;' puts him off , slights him with 'Whoop , do me no harm , good man .' + +This is a brave fellow . + +Believe me , thou talkest of an admirable conceited fellow . Has he any unbraided wares ? + +He hath ribands of all the colours i' the rainbow ; points more than all the lawyers in Bohemia can learnedly handle , though they come to him by the gross ; inkles , caddisses , cambrics , lawns : why , he sings 'em over , as they were gods or goddesses . You would think a smock were a she-angel , he so chants to the sleeve-hand and the work about the square on't . + +Prithee , bring him in , and let him approach singing . + +Forewarn him that he use no scurrilous words in's tunes . + + +You have of these pedlars , that have more in them than you'd think , sister . + +Ay , good brother , or go about to think . + +Lawn as white as driven snow ; +Cyprus black as e'er was crow ; +Gloves as sweet as damask roses ; +Masks for faces and for noses ; +Bugle-bracelet , necklace-amber , +Perfume for a lady's chamber ; +Golden quoifs and stomachers , +For my lads to give their dears ; +Pins and poking-sticks of steel ; +What maids lack from head to heel : +Come buy of me , come ; come buy , come buy ; +Buy , lads , or else your lasses cry : +Come buy . + +If I were not in love with Mopsa , thou shouldst take no money of me ; but being enthralled as I am , it will also be the bondage of certain ribands and gloves . + +I was promised them against the feast ; but they come not too late now . + +He hath promised you more than that , or there be liars . + +He hath paid you all he promised you : may be he has paid you more , which will shame you to give him again . + +Is there no manners left among maids ? will they wear their plackets where they should bear their faces ? Is there not milking-time , when you are going to bed , or kiln-hole , to whistle off these secrets , but you must be tittle-tattling before all our guests ? 'Tis well they are whispering : clamour your tongues , and not a word more . + +I have done . Come , you promised me a tawdry lace and a pair of sweet gloves . + +Have I not told thee how I was cozened by the way , and lost all my money ? + +And indeed , sir , there are cozeners abroad ; therefore it behoves men to be wary . + +Fear not thou , man , thou shalt lose nothing here . + +I hope so , sir ; for I have about me many parcels of charge . + +What hast here ? ballads ? + +Pray now , buy some : I love a ballad in print , a-life , for then we are sure they are true . + +Here's one to a very doleful tune , how a usurer's wife was brought to bed of twenty money-bags at a burden ; and how she longed to eat adders' heads and toads carbonadoed . + +Is it true , think you ? + +Very true , and but a month old . + +Bless me from marrying a usurer ! + +Here's the midwife's name to't , one Mistress Taleporter , and five or six honest wives' that were present . Why should I carry lies abroad ? + +Pray you now , buy it . + +Come on , lay it by : and let's first see moe ballads ; we'll buy the other things anon . + +Here's another ballad of a fish that appeared upon the coast on Wednesday the fourscore of April , forty thousand fathom above water , and sung this ballad against the hard hearts of maids : it was thought she was a woman and was turned into a cold fish for she would not exchange flesh with one that loved her . The ballad is very pitiful and as true . + +Is it true too , think you ? + +Five justices' hands at it , and witnesses more than my pack will hold . + +Lay it by too : another . + +This is a merry ballad , but a very pretty one . + +Let's have some merry ones . + +Why , this is a passing merry one , and goes to the tune of 'Two maids wooing a man :' there's scarce a maid westward but she sings it : 'tis in request , I can tell you . + +We can both sing it : if thou'lt bear a part thou shalt hear ; 'tis in three parts . + +We had the tune on't a month ago . + +I can bear my part ; you must know 'tis my occupation : have at it with you . + + +Get you hence , for I must go , +Where it fits not you to know . + +Whither ? + +O ! whither ? + +Whither ? + +It becomes thy oath full woll , +Thou to me thy secrets tell . + +Me too : let me go thither . + +Or thou go'st to the grange or mill . + +If to either , thou dost ill . + +Neither . + +What , neither ? + +Neither . + +Thou hast sworn my love to be + +Thou hast sworn it more to me : +Then whither go'st ? say whither ? + + +We'll have this song out anon by ourselves : my father and the gentlemen are in sad talk , and we'll not trouble them : come , bring away thy pack after me . Wenches , I'll buy for you both . Pedlar , let's have the first choice . Follow me , girls . + + +And you shall pay well for 'em . + +Will you buy any tape , +Or lace for your cape , +My dainty duck , my dear-a ? +Any silk , any thread , +Any toys for your head , +Of the new'st and fin'st , fin'st wear-a ? +Come to the pedlar ; +Money's a meddler , +That doth utter all men's ware-a . + + +Master , there is three carters , three shepherds , three neat-herds , three swine-herds , that have made themselves all men of hair ; they call themselves Saltiers ; and they have a dance which the wenches say is a gallimaufry of gambols , because they are not in't ; but they themselves are o' the mind ,if it be not too rough for some that know little but bowling ,it will please plentifully . + +Away ! we'll none on't : here has been too much homely foolery already . I know , sir , we weary you . + +You weary those that refresh us : pray , let's see these four threes of herdsmen . + +One three of them , by their own report , sir , hath danced before the king ; and not the worst of the three but jumps twelve foot and a half by the squier . + +Leave your prating : since these good men are pleased let them come in : but quickly now . + +Why , they stay at door , sir . + +O , father ! you'll know more of that hereafter . + + +Is it not too far gone ? 'Tis time to part them . +He's simple and tells much . + +How now , fair shepherd ! +Your heart is full of something that does take +Your mind from feasting . Sooth , when I was young , +And handed love as you do , I was wont +To load my she with knacks : I would have ransack'd +The pedlar's silken treasury and have pour'd it +To her acceptance ; you have let him go +And nothing marted with him . If your lass +Interpretation should abuse and call this +Your lack of love or bounty , you were straited +For a reply , at least if you make a care +Of happy holding her . + +Old sir , I know +She prizes not such trifles as these are . +The gifts she looks from me are pack'd and lock'd +Up in my heart , which I have given already , +But not deliver'd . O ! hear me breathe my life +Before this ancient sir , who , it should seem , +Hath sometime lov'd : I take thy hand ; this hand , +As soft as dove's down , and as white as it , +Or Ethiopian's tooth , or the fann'd snow +That's bolted by the northern blasts twice o'er . + +What follows this ? +How prettily the young swain seems to wash +The hand was fair before ! I have put you out : +But to your protestation : let me hear +What you profess . + +Do , and be witness to't . + +And this my neighbour too ? + +And he , and more +Than he , and men , the earth , the heavens , and all ; +That , were I crown'd the most imperial monarch , +Thereof most worthy , were I the fairest youth +That ever made eye swerve , had force and knowledge +More than was ever man's , I would not prize them +Without her love : for her employ them all ; +Commend them and condemn them to her service +Or to their own perdition . + +Fairly offer'd . + +This shows a sound affection . + +But , my daughter , +Say you the like to him ? + +I cannot speak +So well , nothing so well ; no , nor mean better : +By the pattern of mine own thoughts I cut out +The purity of his . + +Take hands ; a bargain ; +And , friends unknown , you shall bear witness to't : +I give my daughter to him , and will make +Her portion equal his . + +O ! that must be +I' the virtue of your daughter : one being dead , +I shall have more than you can dream of yet ; +Enough then for your wonder . But , come on ; +Contract us 'fore these witnesses . + +Come , your hand ; +And , daughter , yours . + +Soft , swain , awhile , beseech you . +Have you a father ? + +I have ; but what of him ? + +Knows he of this ? + +He neither does nor shall . + +Methinks a father +Is , at the nuptial of his son , a guest +That best becomes the table . Pray you , once more , +Is not your father grown incapable +Of reasonable affairs ? is he not stupid +With age and altering rheums ? can he speak ? hear ? +Know man from man ? dispute his own estate ? +Lies he not bed-rid ? and again does nothing +But what he did being childish ? + +No , good sir : +He has his health and ampler strength indeed +Than most have of his age . + +By my white beard , +You offer him , if this be so , a wrong +Something unfilial . Reason my son +Should choose himself a wife , but as good reason +The father ,all whose joy is nothing else +But fair posterity ,should hold some counsel +In such a business . + +I yield all this ; +But for some other reasons , my grave sir , +Which 'tis not fit you know , I not acquaint +My father of this business . + +Let him know't . + +He shall not . + +Prithee , let him . + +No , he must not . + +Let him , my son : he shall not need to grieve +At knowing of thy choice . + +Come , come , he must not . +Mark our contract . + +Mark your divorce , young sir , + +Whom son I dare not call : thou art too base +To be acknowledg'd : thou a sceptre's heir , +That thus affect'st a sheep-hook ! Thou old traitor , +I am sorry that by hanging thee I can +But shorten thy life one week . And thou , fresh piece +Of excellent witchcraft , who of force must know +The royal fool thou cop'st with , + +O , my heart ! + +I'll have thy beauty scratch'd with briers , and made +More homely than thy state . For thee , fond boy , +If I may ever know thou dost but sigh +That thou no more shalt see this knack ,as never +I mean thou shalt ,we'll bar thee from succession ; +Not hold thee of our blood , no , not our kin , +Far than Deucalion off : mark thou my words : +Follow us to the court . Thou , churl , for this time , +Though full of our displeasure , yet we free thee +From the dead blow of it . And you , enchantment , +Worthy enough a herdsman ; yea , him too , +That makes himself , but for our honour therein , +Unworthy thee ,if ever henceforth thou +These rural latches to his entrance open , +Or hoop his body more with thy embraces , +I will devise a death as cruel for thee +As thou art tender to't . + + +Even here undone ! +I was not much afeard ; for once or twice +I was about to speak and tell him plainly , +The self-same sun that shines upon his court +Hides not his visage from our cottage , but +Looks on alike . Will't please you , sir , be gone ? +I told you what would come of this : beseech you , +Of your own state take care : this dream of mine +Being now awake , I'll queen it no inch further , +But milk my ewes and weep . + +Why , how now , father ! +Speak , ere thou diest . + +I cannot speak , nor think , +Nor dare to know that which I know . O sir ! +You have undone a man of fourscore three , +That thought to fill his grave in quiet , yea , +To die upon the bed my father died , +To lie close by his honest bones : but now +Some hangman must put on my shroud and lay me +Where no priest shovels in dust . O cursed wretch ! +That knew'st this was the prince , and wouldst adventure +To mingle faith with him . Undone ! undone ! +If I might die within this hour , I have liv'd +To die when I desire . + + +Why look you so upon me ? +I am but sorry , not afeard ; delay'd , +But nothing alter'd . What I was , I am : +More straining on for plucking back ; not following +My leash unwillingly . + +Gracious my lord , +You know your father's temper : at this time +He will allow no speech , which I do guess +You do not purpose to him ; and as hardly +Will he endure your sight as yet , I fear : +Then , till the fury of his highness settle , +Come not before him . + +I not purpose it . +I think , Camillo ? + +Even he , my lord . + +How often have I told you 'twould be thus ! +How often said my dignity would last +But till 'twere known ! + +It cannot fail but by +The violation of my faith ; and then +Let nature crush the sides o' the earth together +And mar the seeds within ! Lift up thy looks : +From my succession wipe me , father ; I +Am heir to my affection . + +Be advis'd . + +I am ; and by my fancy : if my reason +Will thereto be obedient , I have reason ; +If not , my senses , better pleas'd with madness , +Do bid it welcome . + +This is desperate , sir . + +So call it ; but it does fulfil my vow , +I needs must think it honesty . Camillo , +Not for Bohemia , nor the pomp that may +Be thereat glean'd , for all the sun sees or +The close earth wombs or the profound sea hides +In unknown fathoms , will I break my oath +To this my fair belov'd . Therefore , I pray you , +As you have ever been my father's honour'd friend , +When he shall miss me ,as , in faith , I mean not +To see him any more ,cast your good counsels +Upon his passion : let myself and fortune +Tug for the time to come . This you may know +And so deliver , I am put to sea +With her whom here I cannot hold on shore ; +And most opportune to our need , I have +A vessel rides fast by , but not prepar'd +For this design . What course I mean to hold +Shall nothing benefit your knowledge , nor +Concern me the reporting . + +O my lord ! +I would your spirit were easier for advice , +Or stronger for your need . + +Hark , Perdita . + + +I'll hear you by and by . + +He's irremovable , +Resolv'd for flight . Now were I happy if +His going I could frame to serve my turn , +Save him from danger , do him love and honour , +Purchase the sight again of dear Sicilia +And that unhappy king , my master , whom +I so much thirst to see . + +Now , good Camillo , +I am so fraught with curious business that +I leave out ceremony . + +Sir , I think +You have heard of my poor services , i' the love +That I have borne your father ? + +Very nobly +Have you deserv'd : it is my father's music +To speak your deeds , not little of his care +To have them recompens'd as thought on . + +Well , my lord , +If you may please to think I love the king +And through him what's nearest to him , which is +Your gracious self , embrace but my direction , +If your more ponderous and settled project +May suffer alteration , on mine honour +I'll point you where you shall have such receiving +As shall become your highness ; where you may +Enjoy your mistress ,from the whom , I see , +There's no disjunction to be made , but by , +As , heavens forfend ! your ruin ,marry her ; +And with my best endeavours in your absence +Your discontenting father strive to qualify , +And bring him up to liking . + +How , Camillo , +May this , almost a miracle , be done ? +That I may call thee something more than man , +And , after that trust to thee . + +Have you thought on +A place whereto you'll go ? + +Not any yet ; +But as the unthought-on accident is guilty +To what we wildly do , so we profess +Ourselves to be the slaves of chance and flies +Of every wind that blows . + +Then list to me : +This follows ; if you will not change your purpose +But undergo this flight , make for Sicilia , +And there present yourself and your fair princess , +For so , I see , she must be ,'fore Leontes ; +She shall be habited as it becomes +The partner of your bed . Methinks I see +Leontes opening his free arms and weeping +His welcomes forth ; asks thee , the son , forgiveness +As 'twere i' the father's person ; kisses the hands +Of your fresh princess ; o'er and o'er divides him +'Twixt his unkindness and his kindness : the one +He chides to hell , and bids the other grow +Faster than thought or time . + +Worthy Camillo , +What colour for my visitation shall I +Hold up before him ? + +Sent by the king your father +To greet him and to give him comforts . Sir , +The manner of your bearing towards him , with +What you as from your father shall deliver , +Things known betwixt us three , I'll write you down : +The which shall point you forth at every sitting +What you must say ; that he shall not perceive +But that you have your father's bosom there +And speak his very heart . + +I am bound to you . +There is some sap in this . + +A course more promising +Than a wild dedication of yourselves +To unpath'd waters , undream'd shores , most certain +To miseries enough : no hope to help you , +But as you shake off one to take another ; +Nothing so certain as your anchors , who +Do their best office , if they can but stay you +Where you'll be loath to be . Besides , you know +Prosperity's the very bond of love , +Whose fresh complexion and whose heart together +Affliction alters . + +One of these is true : +I think affliction may subdue the cheek , +But not take in the mind . + +Yea , say you so ? +There shall not at your father's house these seven years +Be born another such . + +My good Camillo , +She is as forward of her breeding as +She is i' the rear o' her birth . + +I cannot say 'tis pity +She lacks instructions , for she seems a mistress +To most that teach . + +Your pardon , sir ; for this +I'll blush you thanks . + +My prettiest Perdita ! +But O ! the thorns we stand upon . Camillo , +Preserver of my father , now of me , +The med'cine of our house , how shall we do ? +We are not furnish'd like Bohemia's son , +Nor shall appear in Sicilia . + +My lord , +Fear none of this : I think you know my fortunes +Do all lie there : it shall be so my care +To have you royally appointed as if +The scene you play were mine . For instance , sir , +That you may know you shall not want , one word . + +Ha , ha ! what a fool Honesty is ! and Trust , his sworn brother , a very simple gentleman ! I have sold all my trumpery : not a counterfeit stone , not a riband , glass , pomander , brooch , table-book , ballad , knife , tape , glove , shoe-tie , bracelet , horn-ring , to keep my pack from fasting : they throng who should buy first , as if my trinkets had been hallowed and brought a benediction to the buyer : by which means I saw whose purse was best in picture ; and what I saw , to my good use I remembered . My clown ,who wants but something to be a reasonable man ,grew so in love with the wenches' song that he would not stir his pettitoes till he had both tune and words ; which so drew the rest of the herd to me that all their other senses stuck in ears : you might have pinched a placket , it was senseless ; 'twas nothing to geld a codpiece of a purse ; I would have filed keys off that hung in chains : no hearing , no feeling , but my sir's song , and admiring the nothing of it ; so that , in this time of lethargy I picked and cut most of their festival purses ; and had not the old man come in with a whoo-bub against his daughter and the king's son , and scared my choughs from the chaff , I had not left a purse alive in the whole army . + + +Nay , but my letters , by this means being there +So soon as you arrive , shall clear that doubt . + +And those that you'll procure from King Leontes + +Shall satisfy your father . + +Happy be you ! +All that you speak shows fair . + +Whom have we here ? +We'll make an instrument of this : omit +Nothing may give us aid . + +If they have overheard me now , why , hanging . + +How now , good fellow ! Why shakest thou so ? Fear not , man ; here's no harm intended to thee . + +I am a poor fellow , sir . + +Why , be so still ; here's nobody will steal that from thee ; yet , for the outside of thy poverty we must make an exchange ; therefore , discase thee instantly ,thou must think , there's a necessity in't ,and change garments with this gentleman : though the pennyworth on his side be the worst , yet hold thee , there's some boot . + +I am a poor fellow , sir . + +I know ye well enough . + +Nay , prithee , dispatch : the gentleman is half flayed already . + +Are you in earnest , sir ? + +I smell the trick on't . + +Dispatch , I prithee . + +Indeed , I have had earnest ; but I cannot with conscience take it . + +Unbuckle , unbuckle . + +Fortunate mistress ,let my prophecy +Come home to ye !you must retire yourself +Into some covert : take your sweetheart's hat +And pluck it o'er your brows ; muffle your face ; +Dismantle you , and , as you can , disliken +The truth of your own seeming ; that you may , +For I do fear eyes over you ,to shipboard +Get undescried . + +I see the play so lies +That I must bear a part . + +No remedy . +Have you done there ? + +Should I now meet my father +He would not call me son . + +Nay , you shall have no hat . + +Come , lady , come . Farewell , my friend . + +Adieu , sir . + +O Perdita , what have we twain forgot ! +Pray you , a word . + + +What I do next shall be to tell the king +Of this escape , and whither they are bound ; +Wherein my hope is I shall so prevail +To force him after : in whose company +I shall review Sicilia , for whose sight +I have a woman's longing . + +Fortune speed us ! +Thus we set on , Camillo , to the sea-side . + +The swifter speed the better . + + +I understand the business ; I hear it . To have an open ear , a quick eye , and a nimble hand , is necessary for a cut-purse : a good nose is requisite also , to smell out work for the other senses . I see this is the time that the unjust man doth thrive . What an exchange had this been without boot ! what a boot is here with this exchange ! Sure , the gods do this year connive at us , and we may do anything extempore . The prince himself is about a piece of iniquity ; stealing away from his father with his clog at his heels . If I thought it were a piece of honesty to acquaint the king withal , I would not do't : I hold it the more knavery to conceal it , and therein am I constant to my profession . Aside , aside : here is more matter for a hot brain . Every lane's end , every shop , church , session , hanging , yields a careful man work . + + +See , see , what a man you are now ! There is no other way but to tell the king she's a changeling and none of your flesh and blood . + +Nay , but hear me . + +Nay , but hear me . + +Go to , then . + +She being none of your flesh and blood , your flesh and blood has not offended the king ; and so your flesh and blood is not to be punished by him . Show those things you found about her ; those secret things , all but what she has with her : this being done , let the law go whistle : I warrant you . + +I will tell the king all , every word , yea , and his son's pranks too ; who , I may say , is no honest man neither to his father nor to me , to go about to make me the king's brother-in-law . + +Indeed , brother-in-law was the furthest off you could have been to him , and then your blood had been the dearer by I know not how much an ounce . + +Very wisely , puppies ! + +Well , let us to the king : there is that in this fardel will make him scratch his beard . + +I know not what impediment this complaint may be to the flight of my master . + +Pray heartily he be at palace . + +Though I am not naturally honest , I am so sometimes by chance : let me pocket up my pedlar's excrement . [Takes off his false beard .] How now , rustics ! whither are you bound ? + +To the palace , an it like your worship . + +Your affairs there , what , with whom , the condition of that fardel , the place of your dwelling , your names , your ages , of what having , breeding , and anything that is fitting to be known , discover . + +We are but plain fellows , sir . + +A lie ; you are rough and hairy . Let me have no lying ; it becomes none but tradesmen , and they often give us soldiers the lie ; but we pay them for it with stamped coin , not stabbing steel ; therefore they do not give us the lie . + +Your worship had like to have given us one , if you had not taken yourself with the manner . + +Are you a courtier , an't like you , sir ? + +Whether it like me or no , I am a courtier . Seest thou not the air of the court in these enfoldings ? hath not my gait in it the measure of the court ? receives not thy nose court-odour from me ? reflect I not on thy baseness court-contempt ? Think'st thou , for that I insinuate , or toaze from thee thy business , I am therefore no courtier ? I am courtier , cap-a-pe , and one that will either push on or pluck back thy business there : whereupon I command thee to open thy affair . + +My business , sir , is to the king . + +What advocate hast thou to him ? + +I know not , an't like you . + +Advocate's the court-word for a pheasant : say you have none . + +None , sir ; I have no pheasant , cock nor hen . + +How bless'd are we that are not simple men ! +Yet nature might have made me as these are , +Therefore I'll not disdain . + +This cannot be but a great courtier . + +His garments are rich , but he wears them not handsomely . + +He seems to be the more noble in being fantastical : a great man , I'll warrant ; I know by the picking on's teeth . + +The fardel there ? what's i' the fardel ? +Wherefore that box ? + +Sir , there lies such secrets in this fardel and box which none must know but the king ; and which he shall know within this hour if I may come to the speech of him . + +Age , thou hast lost thy labour . + +Why , sir ? + +The king is not at the palace ; he is gone aboard a new ship to purge melancholy and air himself : for , if thou be'st capable of things serious , thou must know the king is full of grief . + +So 'tis said , sir , about his son , that should have married a shepherd's daughter . + +If that shepherd be not now in hand-fast , let him fly : the curses he shall have , the torture he shall feel , will break the back of man , the heart of monster . + +Think you so , sir ? + +Not he alone shall suffer what wit can make heavy and vengeance bitter ; but those that are germane to him , though removed fifty times , shall all come under the hangman : which though it be great pity , yet it is necessary . An old sheep-whistling rogue , a ram-tender , to offer to have his daughter come into grace ! Some say he shall be stoned ; but that death is too soft for him , say I : draw our throne into a sheep cote ! all deaths are too few , the sharpest too easy . + +Has the old man e'er a son , sir , do you hear , an't like you , sir ? + +He has a son , who shall be flayed alive ; then 'nointed over with honey , set on the head of a wasp's nest ; then stand till he be three quarters and a dram dead ; then recovered again with aqua-vit or some other hot infusion ; then , raw as he is , and in the hottest day prognostication proclaims , shall he be set against a brick-wall , the sun looking with a southward eye upon him , where he is to behold him with flies blown to death . But what talk we of these traitorly rascals , whose miseries are to be smiled at , their offences being so capital ? Tell me ,for you seem to be honest plain men ,what you have to the king : being something gently considered , I'll bring you where he is aboard , tender your persons to his presence , whisper him in your behalfs ; and if it be in man besides the king to effect your suits , here is a man shall do it . + +He seems to be of great authority : close with him , give him gold ; and though authority be a stubborn bear , yet he is oft led by the nose with gold . Show the inside of your purse to the outside of his hand , and no more ado . Remember , 'stoned ,' and 'flayed alive !' + +An't please you , sir , to undertake the business for us , here is that gold I have : I'll make it as much more and leave this young man in pawn till I bring it you . + +After I have done what I promised ? + +Ay , sir . + +Well , give me the moiety . Are you a party in this business ? + +In some sort , sir : but though my case be a pitiful one , I hope I shall not be flayed out of it . + +O ! that's the case of the shepherd's son : hang him , he'll be made an example . + +Comfort , good comfort ! we must to the king and show our strange sights : he must know 'tis none of your daughter nor my sister ; we are gone else . Sir , I will give you as much as this old man does when the business is performed ; and remain , as he says , your pawn till it be brought you . + +I will trust you . Walk before toward the sea-side ; go on the right hand , I will but look upon the hedge and follow you . + +We are blessed in this man , as I may say , even blessed . + +Let's before as he bids us . He was provided to do us good . + + +If I had a mind to be honest I see Fortune would not suffer me : she drops booties in my mouth . I am courted now with a double occasion , gold , and a means to do the prince my master good ; which who knows how that may turn back to my advancement ? I will bring these two moles , these blind ones , aboard him : if he think it fit to shore them again , and that the complaint they have to the king concerns him nothing , let him call me rogue for being so far officious ; for I am proof against that title and what shame else belongs to't . To him will I present them : there may be matter in it . + +Sir , you have done enough , and have perform'd +A saint-like sorrow : no fault could you make +Which you have not redeem'd ; indeed , paid down +More penitence than done trespass . At the last , +Do as the heavens have done , forget your evil ; +With them forgive yourself . + +Whilst I remember +Her and her virtues , I cannot forget +My blemishes in them , and so still think of +The wrong I did myself ; which was so much , +That heirless it hath made my kingdom , and +Destroy'd the sweet'st companion that e'er man +Bred his hopes out of . + +True , too true , my lord ; +If one by one you wedded all the world , +Or from the all that are took something good , +To make a perfect woman , she you kill'd +Would be unparallel'd . + +I think so . Kill'd ! +She I kill'd ! I did so ; but thou strik'st me +Sorely to say I did : it is as bitter +Upon thy tongue as in my thought . Now , good now +Say so but seldom . + +Not at all , good lady : +You might have spoken a thousand things that would +Have done the time more benefit , and grac'd +Your kindness better . + +You are one of those +Would have him wed again . + +If you would not so , +You pity not the state , nor the remembrance +Of his most sovereign name ; consider little +What dangers , by his highness' fail of issue , +May drop upon his kingdom and devour +Incertain lookers-on . What were more holy +Than to rejoice the former queen is well ? +What holier than for royalty's repair , +For present comfort , and for future good , +To bless the bed of majesty again +With a sweet fellow to't ? + +There is none worthy , +Respecting her that's gone . Besides , the gods +Will have fulfill'd their secret purposes ; +For has not the divine Apollo said , +Is't not the tenour of his oracle , +That King Leontes shall not have an heir +Till his lost child be found ? which that it shall , +Is all as monstrous to our human reason +As my Antigonus to break his grave +And come again to me ; who , on my life , +Did perish with the infant . 'Tis your counsel +My lord should to the heavens be contrary , +Oppose against their wills . + +Care not for issue ; +The crown will find an heir : great Alexander +Left his to the worthiest , so his successor +Was like to be the best . + +Good Paulina , +Who hast the memory of Hermione , +I know , in honour ; O ! that ever I +Had squar'd me to thy counsel ! then , even now , +I might have look'd upon my queen's full eyes , +Have taken treasure from her lips , + +And left them +More rich , for what they yielded . + +Thou speak'st truth . +No more such wives ; therefore , no wife : one worse , +And better us'd , would make her sainted spirit +Again possess her corpse and on this stage , +Where we're offenders now ,appear soul-vex'd , +And begin , 'Why to me ?' + +Had she such power , +She had just cause . + +She had ; and would incense me +To murder her I married . + +I should so : +Were I the ghost that walk'd , I'd bid you mark +Her eye , and tell me for what dull part in't +You chose her ; then I'd shriek , that even your ears +Should rift to hear me ; and the words that follow'd +Should be 'Remember mine .' + +Stars , stars ! +And all eyes else dead coals . Fear thou no wife ; +I'll have no wife , Paulina . + +Will you swear +Never to marry but by my free leave ? + +Never , Paulina : so be bless'd my spirit ! + +Then , good my lords , bear witness to his oath . + +You tempt him over much . + +Unless another , +As like Hermione as is her picture , +Affront his eye . + +Good madam , + +I have done . +Yet , if my lord will marry ,if you will , sir , +No remedy , but you will ,give me the office +To choose you a queen , she shall not be so young +As was your former ; but she shall be such +As , walk'd your first queen's ghost , it should take joy +To see her in your arms . + +My true Paulina , +We shall not marry till thou bidd'st us . + +That +Shall be when your first queen's again in breath ; +Never till then . + + +One that gives out himself Prince Florizel , +Son of Polixenes , with his princess ,she +The fairest I have yet beheld ,desires access +To your high presence . + +What with him ? he comes not +Like to his father's greatness ; his approach , +So out of circumstance and sudden , tells us +'Tis not a visitation fram'd , but forc'd +By need and accident . What train ? + +But few , +And those but mean . + +His princess , say you , with him ? + +Ay , the most peerless piece of earth , I think , +That e'er the sun shone bright on . + +O Hermione ! +As every present time doth boast itself +Above a better gone , so must thy grave +Give way to what's seen now . Sir , you yourself +Have said and writ so ,but your writing now +Is colder than that theme ,'She had not been , +Nor was not to be equall'd ;' thus your verse +Flow'd with her beauty once : 'tis shrewdly ebb'd +To say you have seen a better . + +Pardon , madam : +The one I have almost forgot your pardon +The other , when she has obtain'd your eye , +Will have your tongue too . This is a creature , +Would she begin a sect , might quench the zeal +Of all professors else , make proselytes +Of who she but bid follow . + +How ! not women ? + +Women will love her , that she is a woman +More worth than any man ; men , that she is +The rarest of all women . + +Go , Cleomenes ; +Yourself , assisted with your honour'd friends , +Bring them to our embracement . Still 'tis strange , + +He thus should steal upon us . + +Had our prince +Jewel of children seen this hour , he had pair'd +Well with this lord : there was not full a month +Between their births . + +Prithee , no more : cease ! thou know'st +He dies to me again when talk'd of : sure , +When I shall see this gentleman , thy speeches +Will bring me to consider that which may +Unfurnish me of reason . They are come . + + +Your mother was most true to wedlock , prince ; +For she did print your royal father off , +Conceiving you . Were I but twenty-one , +Your father's image is so hit in you , +His very air , that I should call you brother , +As I did him ; and speak of something wildly +By us perform'd before . Most dearly welcome ! +And you , fair princess ,goddess ! O , alas ! +I lost a couple , that 'twixt heaven and earth +Might thus have stood begetting wonder as +You , gracious couple , do : and then I lost +All mine own folly the society , +Amity too , of your brave father , whom , +Though bearing misery , I desire my life + +Once more to look on him . + +By his command +Have I here touch'd Sicilia ; and from him +Give you all greetings that a king , at friend , +Can send his brother : and , but infirmity , +Which waits upon worn times ,hath something seiz'd +His wish'd ability , he had himself +The land and waters 'twixt your throne and his +Measur'd to look upon you , whom he loves +He bade me say so more than all the sceptres +And those that bear them living . + +O , my brother ! +Good gentleman ,the wrongs I have done thee stir +Afresh within me , and these thy offices +So rarely kind , are as interpreters +Of my behind-hand slackness ! Welcome hither , +As is the spring to the earth . And hath he too +Expos'd this paragon to the fearful usage +At least ungentle of the dreadful Neptune , +To greet a man not worth her pains , much less +The adventure of her person ? + +Good my lord , +She came from Libya . + +Where the war-like Smalus , +That noble honour'd lord , is fear'd and lov'd ? + +Most royal sir , from thence ; from him , whose daughter +His tears proclaim'd his , parting with her : thence +A prosperous south-wind friendly we have cross'd , +To execute the charge my father gave me +For visiting your highness : my best train +I have from your Sicilian shores dismiss'd ; +Who for Bohemia bend , to signify +Not only my success in Libya , sir , +But my arrival and my wife's , in safety +Here where we are . + +The blessed gods +Purge all infection from our air whilst you +Do climate here ! You have a holy father , +A graceful gentleman ; against whose person , +So sacred as it is , I have done sin : +For which the heavens , taking angry note , +Have left me issueless ; and your father's bless'd +As he from heaven merits it with you , +Worthy his goodness . What might I have been , +Might I a son and daughter now have look'd on , +Such goodly things as you ! + + +Most noble sir , +That which I shall report will bear no credit , +Were not the proof so nigh . Please you , great sir , +Bohemia greets you from himself by me ; +Desires you to attach his son , who has +His dignity and duty both cast off +Fled from his father , from his hopes , and with +A shepherd's daughter . + +Where's Bohemia ? speak . + +Here in your city ; I now came from him : +I speak amazedly , and it becomes +My marvel and my message . To your court +Whiles he was hastening ,in the chase it seems +Of this fair couple ,meets he on the way +The father of this seeming lady and +Her brother , having both their country quitted +With this young prince . + +Camillo has betray'd me ; +Whose honour and whose honesty till now +Endur'd all weathers . + +Lay't so to his charge : +He's with the king your father . + +Who ? Camillo ? + +Camillo , sir : I spake with him , who now +Has these poor men in question . Never saw I +Wretches so quake : they kneel , they kiss the earth , +Forswear themselves as often as they speak : +Bohemia stops his ears , and threatens them +With divers deaths in death . + +O my poor father ! +The heaven sets spies upon us , will not have +Our contract celebrated . + +You are married ? + +We are not , sir , nor are we like to be ; +The stars , I see , will kiss the valleys first : +The odds for high and low's alike . + +My lord , +Is this the daughter of a king ? + +She is , +When once she is my wife . + +That 'once ,' I see , by your good father's speed , +Will come on very slowly . I am sorry , +Most sorry , you have broken from his liking +Where you were tied in duty ; and as sorry +Your choice is not so rich in worth as beauty , +That you might well enjoy her . + +Dear , look up : +Though Fortune , visible an enemy , +Should chase us with my father , power no jot +Hath she to change our loves . Beseech you , sir , +Remember since you ow'd no more to time +Than I do now ; with thought of such affections , +Step forth mine advocate ; at your request +My father will grant precious things as trifles + +Would he do so , I'd beg your precious mistress , +Which he counts but a trifle . + +Sir , my liege , +Your eye hath too much youth in't : not a month +'Fore your queen died , she was more worth such gazes +Than what you look on now . + +I thought of her , +Even in these looks I made . + +But your petition +Is yet unanswer'd . I will to your father : +Your honour not o'erthrown by your desires , +I am friend to them and you ; upon which errand +I now go toward him . Therefore follow me , +And mark what way I make : come , good my lord . + + +Beseech you , sir , were you present at this relation ? + +I was by at the opening of the fardel , heard the old shepherd deliver the manner how he found it : whereupon , after a little amazedness , we were all commanded out of the chamber ; only this methought I heard the shepherd say , he found the child . + +I would most gladly know the issue of it . + +I make a broken delivery of the business ; but the changes I perceived in the king and Camillo were very notes of admiration : they seemed almost , with staring on one another , to tear the cases of their eyes ; there was speech in their dumbness , language in their very gesture ; they looked as they had heard of a world ransomed , or one destroyed : a notable passion of wonder appeared in them ; but the wisest beholder , that knew no more but seeing , could not say if the importance were joy or sorrow ; but in the extremity of the one it must needs be . + +Here comes a gentleman that haply knows more . The news , Rogero ? + +Nothing but bonfires : the oracle is fulfilled ; the king's daughter is found : such a deal of wonder is broken out within this hour that ballad-makers cannot be able to express it . + +Here comes the lady Paulina's steward : he can deliver you more . How goes it now , sir ? this news which is called true is so like an old tale , that the verity of it is in strong suspicion : has the king found his heir ? + +Most true , if ever truth were pregnant by circumstance : that which you hear you'll swear you see , there is such unity in the proofs . The mantle of Queen Hermione , her jewel about the neck of it , the letters of Antigonus found with it , which they know to be his character ; the majesty of the creature in resemblance of the mother , the affection of nobleness which nature shows above her breeding , and many other evidences proclaim her with all certainty to be the king's daughter . Did you see the meeting of the two kings ? + +No . + +Then have you lost a sight , which was to be seen , cannot be spoken of . There might you have beheld one joy crown another , so , and in such manner that , it seemed , sorrow wept to take leave of them , for their joy waded in tears . There was casting up of eyes , holding up of hands , with countenances of such distraction that they were to be known by garment , not by favour . Our king , being ready to leap out of himself for joy of his found daughter , as if that joy were now become a loss , cries , 'O , thy mother , thy mother !' then asks Bohemia forgiveness ; then embraces his son-in-law ; then again worries he his daughter with clipping her ; now he thanks the old shepherd , which stands by like a weather-bitten conduit of many kings' reigns . I never heard of such another encounter , which lames report to follow it and undoes description to do it . + +What , pray you , became of Antigonus that carried hence the child ? + +Like an old tale still , which will have matter to rehearse , though credit be asleep and not an ear open . He was torn to pieces with a bear : this avouches the shepherd's son , who has not only his innocence which seems much to justify him , but a handkerchief and rings of his that Paulina knows . + +What became of his bark and his followers ? + +Wracked , the same instant of their master's death , and in the view of the shepherd : so that all the instruments which aided to expose the child were even then lost when it was found . But , O ! the noble combat that 'twixt joy and sorrow was fought in Paulina . She had one eye declined for the loss of her husband , another elevated that the oracle was fulfilled : she lifted the princess from the earth , and so locks her in embracing , as if she would pin her to her heart that she might no more be in danger of losing . + +The dignity of this act was worth the audience of kings and princes , for by such was it acted . + +One of the prettiest touches of all , and that which angled for mine eyes ,caught the water though not the fish ,was when at the relation of the queen's death , with the manner how she came to it ,bravely confessed and lamented by the king ,how attentiveness wounded his daughter ; till , from one sign of dolour to another , she did , with an 'alas !' I would fain say , bleed tears , for I am sure my heart wept blood . Who was most marble there changed colour ; some swounded , all sorrowed : if all the world could have seen't , the woe had been universal . + +Are they returned to the court ? + +No ; the princess hearing of her mother's statue , which is in the keeping of Paulina a piece many years in doing , and now newly performed by that rare Italian master , Julio Romano ; who , had he himself eternity and could put breath into his work , would beguile Nature of her custom , so perfectly he is her ape : he so near to Hermione hath done Hermione that they say one would speak to her and stand in hope of answer : thither with all greediness of affection are they gone , and there they intend to sup . + +I thought she had some great matter there in hand , for she hath privately , twice or thrice a day , ever since the death of Hermione , visited that removed house . Shall we thither and with our company piece the rejoicing ? + +Who would be thence that has the benefit of access ? every wink of an eye some new grace will be born : our absence makes us unthrifty to our knowledge . Let's along . + + +Now , had I not the dash of my former life in me , would preferment drop on my head . I brought the old man and his son aboard the prince ; told him I heard them talk of a fardel and I know not what ; but he at that time , overfond of the shepherd's daughter ,so he then took her to be ,who began to be much sea-sick , and himself little better , extremity of weather continuing , this mystery remained undiscovered . But 'tis all one to me ; for had I been the finder out of this secret , it would not have relished among my other discredits . Here come those I have done good to against my will , and already appearing in the blossoms of their fortune . + + +Come , boy ; I am past moe children , but thy sons and daughters will be all gentlemen born . + +You are well met , sir . You denied to fight with me this other day , because I was no gentleman born : see you these clothes ? say , you see them not and think me still no gentleman born : you were best say these robes are not gentleman born . Give me the lie , do , and try whether I am not now gentleman born . + +I know you are now , sir , a gentleman born . + +Ay , and have been so any time these four hours . + +And so have I , boy . + +So you have : but I was a gentleman born before my father ; for the king's son took me by the hand and called me brother ; and then the two kings called my father brother ; and then the prince my brother and the princess my sister called my father father ; and so we wept : and there was the first gentleman-like tears that ever we shed . + +We may live , son , to shed many more . + +Ay ; or else 'twere hard luck , being in so preposterous estate as we are . + +I humbly beseech you , sir , to pardon me all the faults I have committed to your worship , and to give me your good report to the prince my master . + +Prithee , son , do ; for we must be gentle , now we are gentlemen . + +Thou wilt amend thy life ? + +Ay , an it like your good worship . + +Give me thy hand : I will swear to the prince thou art as honest a true fellow as any is in Bohemia . + +You may say it , but not swear it . + +Not swear it , now I am a gentleman ? Let boors and franklins say it , I'll swear it . + +How if it be false , son ? + +If it be ne'er so false , a true gentleman may swear it in the behalf of his friend : and I'll swear to the prince thou art a tall fellow of thy hands and that thou wilt not be drunk ; but I know thou art no tall fellow of thy hands and that thou wilt be drunk : but I'll swear it , and I would thou wouldst be a tall fellow of thy hands . + +I will prove so , sir , to my power . + +Ay , by any means prove a tall fellow : if I do not wonder how thou darest venture to be drunk , not being a tall fellow , trust me not . Hark ! the kings and the princes , our kindred , are going to see the queen's picture . Come , follow us : we'll be thy good masters . + + +O grave and good Paulina , the great comfort +That I have had of thee ! + +What , sovereign sir , +I did not well , I meant well . All my services +You have paid home ; but that you have vouchsaf'd , +With your crown'd brother and these your contracted +Heirs of your kingdoms , my poor house to visit , +It is a surplus of your grace , which never +My life may last to answer . + +O Paulina ! +We honour you with trouble : but we came +To see the statue of our queen : your gallery +Have we pass'd through , not without much content +In many singularities , but we saw not +That which my daughter came to look upon , +The statue of her mother . + +As she liv'd peerless , +So her dead likeness , I do well believe , +Excels whatever yet you look'd upon +Or hand of man hath done ; therefore I keep it +Lonely , apart . But here it is : prepare +To see the life as lively mock'd as ever +Still sleep mock'd death : behold ! and say 'tis well . + +I like your silence : it the more shows off +Your wonder ; but yet speak : first you , my liege . +Comes it not something near ? + +Her natural posture ! +Chide me , dear stone , that I may say , indeed +Thou art Hermione ; or rather , thou art she +In thy not chiding , for she was as tender +As infancy and grace . But yet , Paulina , +Hermione was not so much wrinkled ; nothing +So aged as this seems . + +O ! not by much . + +So much the more our carver's excellence ; +Which lets go by some sixteen years and makes her +As she liv'd now . + +As now she might have done , +So much to my good comfort , as it is +Now piercing to my soul . O ! thus she stood , +Even with such life of majesty ,warm life , +As now it coldly stands ,when first I woo'd her . +I am asham'd : does not the stone rebuke me +For being more stone than it ? O , royal piece ! +There's magic in thy majesty , which has +My evils conjur'd to remembrance , and +From thy admiring daughter took the spirits , +Standing like stone with thee . + +And give me leave , +And do not say 'tis superstition , that +I kneel and then implore her blessing . Lady , +Dear queen , that ended when I but began , +Give me that hand of yours to kiss . + +O , patience ! +The statue is but newly fix'd , the colour's +Not dry . + +My lord , your sorrow was too sore laid on , +Which sixteen winters cannot blow away , +So many summers dry : scarce any joy +Did ever so long live ; no sorrow +But kill'd itself much sooner . + +Dear my brother , +Let him that was the cause of this have power +To take off so much grief from you as he +Will piece up in himself . + +Indeed , my lord , +If I had thought the sight of my poor image +Would thus have wrought you ,for the stone is mine , +I'd not have show'd it . + +Do not draw the curtain . + +No longer shall you gaze on't , lest your fancy +May think anon it moves . + +Let be , let be ! +Would I were dead , but that , methinks , already +What was he that did make it ? See , my lord , +Would you not deem it breath'd , and that those veins +Did verily bear blood ? + +Masterly done : +The very life seems warm upon her lip . + +The fixure of her eye has motion in't , +As we are mock'd with art . + +I'll draw the curtain ; +My lord's almost so far transported that +He'll think anon it lives . + +O sweet Paulina ! +Make me to think so twenty years together : +No settled senses of the world can match +The pleasure of that madness . Let't alone . + +I am sorry , sir , I have thus far stirr'd you : but +I could afflict you further . + +Do , Paulina ; +For this affliction has a taste as sweet +As any cordial comfort . Still , methinks , +There is an air comes from her : what fine chisel +Could ever yet cut breath ? Let no man mock me , +For I will kiss her . + +Good my lord , forbear . +The ruddiness upon her lip is wet : +You'll mar it if you kiss it ; stain your own +With oily painting . Shall I draw the curtain ? + +No , not these twenty years . + +So long could I +Stand by , a looker-on . + +Either forbear , +Quit presently the chapel , or resolve you +For more amazement . If you can behold it , +I'll make the statue move indeed , descend , +And take you by the hand ; but then you'll think , +Which I protest against ,I am assisted +By wicked powers . + +What you can make her do , +I am content to look on : what to speak , +I am content to hear ; for 'tis as easy +To make her speak as move . + +It is requir'd +You do awake your faith . Then , all stand still ; +Or those that think it is unlawful business +I am about , let them depart . + +Proceed : +No foot shall stir . + +Music , awake her : strike ! + +'Tis time ; descend ; be stone no more : approach ; +Strike all that look upon with marvel . Come ; +I'll fill your grave up : stir ; nay , come away ; +Bequeath to death your numbness , for from him +Dear life redeems you . You perceive she stirs : + +Start not ; her actions shall be holy as +You hear my spell is lawful : do not shun her +Until you see her die again , for then +You kill her double . Nay , present your hand : +When she was young you woo'd her ; now in age +Is she become the suitor ! + +O ! she's warm . +If this be magic , let it be an art +Lawful as eating . + +She embraces him . + +She hangs about his neck : +If she pertain to life let her speak too . + +Ay ; and make't manifest where she has liv'd , +Or how stol'n from the dead . + +That she is living , +Were it but told you , should be hooted at +Like an old tale ; but it appears she lives , +Though yet she speak not . Mark a little while . +Please you to interpose , fair madam . kneel +And pray your mother's blessing . Turn , good lady ; +Our Perdita is found . + + +You gods , look down , +And from your sacred vials pour your graces +Upon my daughter's head ! Tell me , mine own , +Where hast thou been preserv'd ? where liv'd ? how found +Thy father's court ? for thou shalt hear that I , +Knowing by Paulina that the oracle +Gave hope thou wast in being , have preserv'd +Myself to see the issue . + +There's time enough for that ; +Lest they desire upon this push to trouble +Your joys with like relation . Go together , +You precious winners all : your exultation +Partake to every one . I , an old turtle , +Will wing me to some wither'd bough , and there +My mate , that's never to be found again , +Lament till I am lost . + +O ! peace , Paulina . +Thou shouldst a husband take by my consent , +As I by thine a wife : this is a match , +And made between's by vows . Thou hast found mine ; +But how , is to be question'd ; for I saw her , +As I thought dead , and have in vain said many +A prayer upon her grave . I'll not seek far , +For him , I partly know his mind ,to find thee +An honourable husband . Come , Camillo , +And take her by the hand ; whose worth and honesty +Is richly noted , and here justified +By us , a pair of kings . Let's from this place . +What ! look upon my brother : both your pardons , +That e'er I put between your holy looks +My ill suspicion . This' your son-in-law , +And son unto the king ,whom heavens directing , +Is troth-plight to your daughter . Good Paulina , +Lead us from hence , where we may leisurely +Each one demand and answer to his part +Perform'd in this wide gap of time since first +We were dissever'd : hastily lead away . + +TROILUS AND CRESSIDA + +In Troy there lies the scene . From isles of Greece +The princes orgulous , their high blood chaf'd , +Have to the port of Athens sent their ships , +Fraught with the ministers and instruments +Of cruel war : sixty and nine , that wore +Their crownets regal , from the Athenian bay +Put forth toward Phrygia ; and their vow is made +To ransack Troy , within whose strong immures +The ravish'd Helen , Menelaus' queen , +With wanton Paris sleeps ; and that's the quarrel . +To Tenedos they come , +And the deep-drawing barks do there disgorge +Their war-like fraughtage : now on Dardan plains +The fresh and yet unbruised Greeks do pitch +Their brave pavilions : Priam's six-gated city , +Dardan , and Tymbria , Ilias , Chetas , Trojan , +And Antenorides , with massy staples +And corresponsive and fulfilling bolts , +Sperr up the sons of Troy . +Now expectation , tickling skittish spirits , +On one and other side , Trojan and Greek , +Sets all on hazard . And hither am I come +A prologue arm'd , but not in confidence +Of author's pen or actor's voice , but suited +In like conditions as our argument , +To tell you , fair beholders , that our play +Leaps o'er the vaunt and firstlings of those broils , +Beginning in the middle ; starting thence away +To what may be digested in a play . +Like or find fault ; do as your pleasures are : +Now good or bad , 'tis but the chance of war . + +Call here my varlet , I'll unarm again : +Why should I war without the walls of Troy , +That find such cruel battle here within ? +Each Trojan that is master of his heart , +Let him to field ; Troilus , alas ! has none . + +Will this gear ne'er be mended ? + +The Greeks are strong , and skilful to their strength . +Fierce to their skill , and to their fierceness valiant ; +But I am weaker than a woman's tear , +Tamer than sleep , fonder than ignorance , +Less valiant than the virgin in the night , +And skilless as unpractis'd infancy . + +Well , I have told you enough of this : for my part , I'll not meddle nor make no further . He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding . + +Have I not tarried ? + +Ay , the grinding ; but you must tarry the bolting . + +Have I not tarried ? + +Ay , the bolting ; but you must tarry the leavening . + +Still have I tarried . + +Ay , to the leavening ; but here's yet in the word 'hereafter' the kneading , the making of the cake , the heating of the oven , and the baking ; nay , you must stay the cooling too , or you may chance to burn your lips . + +Patience herself , what goddess e'er she be , +Doth lesser blench at sufferance than I do . +At Priam's royal table do I sit ; +And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts , +So , traitor ! 'when she comes' !When is she thence ? + +Well , she looked yesternight fairer than ever I saw her look , or any woman else . + +I was about to tell thee : when my heart , +As wedged with a sigh , would rive in twain , +Lest Hector or my father should perceive me , +I have as when the sun doth light a storm +Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile ; +But sorrow , that is couch'd in seeming gladness , +Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness . + +An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's ,well , go to ,there were no more comparison between the women : but , for my part , she is my kins woman ; I would not , as they term it , praise her , but I would somebody had heard her talk yesterday , as I did : I will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit , but + +O Pandarus ! I tell thee , Pandarus , +When I do tell thee , there my hopes lie drown'd , +Reply not in how many fathoms deep +They lie indrench'd . I tell thee I am mad +In Cressid's love : thou answer'st , she is fair ; +Pour'st in the open ulcer of my heart +Her eyes , her hair , her cheek , her gait , her voice ; +Handlest in thy discourse , O ! that her hand , +In whose comparison all whites are ink , +Writing their own reproach ; to whose soft seizure +The cygnet's down is harsh , and spirit of sense +Hard as the palm of ploughman : this thou tell'st me , +As true thou tell'st me , when I say I love her ; +But , saying thus , instead of oil and balm , +Thou lay'st in every gash that love hath given me +The knife that made it . + +I speak no more than truth . + +Thou dost not speak so much . + +Faith , I'll not meddle in't . Let her be as she is : if she be fair , 'tis the better for her ; an she be not , she has the mends in her own hands . + +Good Pandarus , how now , Pandarus ! + +I have had my labour for my travail ; ill-thought on of her , and ill-thought on of you : gone between , and between , but small thanks for my labour . + +What ! art thou angry , Pandarus ? what ! with me ? + +Because she's kin to me , therefore she's not so fair as Helen : an she were not kin to me , she would be as fair on Friday as Helen is on Sunday . But what care I ? I care not an she were a black-a-moor ; 'tis all one to me . + +Say I she is not fair ? + +I do not care whether you do or no . She's a fool to stay behind her father : let her to the Greeks ; and so I'll tell her the next time I see her . For my part , I'll meddle nor make no more i' the matter . + +Pandarus , + +Not I . + +Sweet Pandarus , + +Pray you , speak no more to me ! I will leave all as I found it , and there an end . + + +Peace , you ungracious clamours ! peace , rude sounds ! +Fools on both sides ! Helen must needs bo fair , +When with your blood you daily paint her thus . +I cannot fight upon this argument ; +It is too starv'd a subject for my sword . +But Pandarus ,O gods ! how do you plague me . +I cannot come to Cressid but by Pandar ; +And he's as tetchy to be woo'd to woo +As she is stubborn-chaste against all suit . +Tell me , Apollo , for thy Daphne's love , +What Cressid is , what Pandar , and what we ? +Her bed is India ; there she lies , a pearl : +Between our Ilium and where she resides +Let it be call'd the wild and wandering flood ; +Ourself the merchant , and this sailing Pandar +Our doubtful hope , our convoy and our bark . + + +How now , Prince Troilus ! wherefore not afield ? + +Because not there : this woman's answer sorts , +For womanish it is to be from thence . +What news , neas , from the field to-day ? + +That Paris is returned home , and hurt . + +By whom , neas ? + +Troilus , by Menelaus . + +Let Paris bleed : 'tis but a scar to scorn ; +Paris is gor'd with Menelaus' horn . + + +Hark , what good sport is out of town to-day ! + +Better at home , if 'would I might' were 'may .' +But to the sport abroad : are you bound thither ? + +In all swift haste . + +Come , go we then together . + + +Who were those went by ? + +Queen Hecuba and Helen . + +And whither go they ? + +Up to the eastern tower , +Whose height commands as subject all the vale , +To see the battle . Hector , whose patience +Is as a virtue fix'd , to-day was mov'd : +He chid Andromache , and struck his armourer ; +And , like as there were husbandry in war , +Before the sun rose he was harness'd light , +And to the field goes he ; where every flower +Did , as a prophet , weep what it foresaw +In Hector's wrath . + +What was his cause of anger ? + +The noise goes , this : there is among the Greeks +A lord of Trojan blood , nephew to Hector ; +They call him Ajax . + +Good ; and what of him ? + +They say he is a very man per se +And stands alone . + +So do all men , unless they are drunk , sick , or have no legs . + +This man , lady , hath robbed many beasts of their particular additions : he is as valiant as the lion , churlish as the bear , slow as the elephant : a man into whom nature hath so crowded humours that his valour is crushed into folly , his folly sauced with discretion : there is no man hath a virtue that he hath not a glimpse of , nor any man an attaint but he carries some stain of it . He is melancholy without cause , and merry against the hair ; he hath the joints of every thing , but every thing so out of joint that he is a gouty Briareus , many hands and no use ; or purblind Argus , all eyes and no sight . + +But how should this man , that makes me smile , make Hector angry ? + +They say he yesterday coped Hector in the battle and struck him down ; the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since kept Hector fasting and waking . + +Who comes here ? + + +Madam , your uncle Pandarus . + +Hector's a gallant man . + +As may be in the world , lady . + +What's that ? what's that ? + +Good morrow , uncle Pandarus . + +Good morrow , cousin Cressid . What do you talk of ? Good morrow , Alexander . +How do you , cousin ? When were you at Ilium ? + +This morning , uncle . + +What were you talking of when I came ? Was Hector armed and gone ere ye came to Ilium ? Helen was not up , was she ? + +Hector was gone , but Helen was not up . + +E'en so : Hector was stirring early . + +That were we talking of , and of his anger . + +Was he angry ? + +So he says here . + +True , he was so ; I know the cause too : he'll lay about him to-day , I can tell them that : and there's Troilus will not come far behind him ; let them take heed of Troilus , I can tell them that too . + +What ! is he angry too ? + +Who , Troilus ? Troilus is the better man of the two . + +O Jupiter ! there's no comparison . + +What ! not between Troilus and Hector ? +Do you know a man if you see him ? + +Ay , if I ever saw him before and knew him . + +Well , I say Troilus is Troilus . + +Then you say as I say ; for I am sure he is not Hector . + +No , nor Hector is not Troilus in some degrees . + +'Tis just to each of them ; he is himself . + +Himself ! Alas , poor Troilus , I would he were . + +So he is . + +Condition , I had gone bare-foot to India . + +He is not Hector . + +Himself ! no , he's not himself . Would a' were himself : well , the gods are above ; time must friend or end : well , Troilus , well , I would my heart were in her body . No , Hector is not a better man than Troilus . + +Excuse me . + +He is elder . + +Pardon me , pardon me . + +Th' other's not come to't ; you shall tell me another tale when the other's come to't . Hector shall not have his wit this year . + +He shall not need it if he have his own . + +Nor his qualities . + +No matter . + +Nor his beauty . + +'Twould not become him ; his own's better . + +You have no judgment , niece : Helen herself swore th' other day , that Troilus , for a brown favour ,for so 'tis I must confess ,not brown neither , + +No , but brown . + +Faith , to say truth , brown and not brown . + +To say the truth , true and not true . + +She prais'd his complexion above Paris . + +Why , Paris hath colour enough . + +So he has . + +Then Troilus should have too much : if she praised him above , his complexion is higher than his : he having colour enough , and the other higher , is too flaming a praise for a good complexion . I had as lief Helen's golden tongue had commended Troilus for a copper nose . + +I swear to you , I think Helen loves him better than Paris . + +Then she's a merry Greek indeed . + +Nay , I am sure she does . She came to him th' other day into the compassed window , and , you know , he has not past three or four hairs on his chin , + +Indeed , a tapster's arithmetic may soon bring his particulars therein to a total . + +Why , he is very young ; and yet will he , within three pound , lift as much as his brother Hector . + +Is he so young a man , and so old a lifter ? + +But to prove to you that Helen loves him : she came and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin , + +Juno have mercy ! how came it cloven ? + +Why , you know , 'tis dimpled . I think his smiling becomes him better than any man in all Phrygia . + +O ! he smiles valiantly . + +Does he not ? + +O ! yes , an 'twere a cloud in autumn . + +Why , go to , then . But to prove to you that Helen loves Troilus , + +Troilus will stand to the proof , if you'll prove it so . + +Troilus ! why he esteems her no more than I esteem an addle egg . + +If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head , you would eat chickens i' the shell . + +I cannot choose but laugh , to think how she tickled his chin : indeed , she has a marvell's white hand , I must needs confess , + +Without the rack . + +And she takes upon her to spy a white hair on his chin . + +Alas ! poor chin ! many a wart is richer . + +But there was such laughing : Queen Hecuba laughed that her eyes ran o'er . + +With millstones . + +And Cassandra laughed . + +But there was more temperate fire under the pot of her eyes : did her eyes run o'er too ? + +And Hector laughed . + +At what was all this laughing ? + +Marry , at the white hair that Helen spied on Troilus' chin . + +An't had been a green hair , I should have laughed too . + +They laughed not so much at the hair as at his pretty answer . + +What was his answer ? + +Quoth she , 'Here's but one-and-fifty hairs on your chin , and one of them is white .' + +This is her question . + +That's true ; make no question of that . 'One-and-fifty hairs ,' quoth he , 'and one white : that white hair is my father , and all the rest are his sons .' 'Jupiter !' quoth she , 'which of these hairs is Paris , my husband ?' 'The forked one ,' quoth he ; 'pluck't out , and give it him .' But there was such laughing , and Helen so blushed , and Paris so chafed , and all the rest so laughed , that it passed . + +So let it now , for it has been a great while going by . + +Well , cousin , I told you a thing yesterday ; think on't . + +So I do . + +I'll be sworn 'tis true : he will weep you , an 'twere a man born in April . + +And I'll spring up in his tears , an 'twere a nettle against May . + + +Hark ! they are coming from the field . Shall we stand up here , and see them as they pass toward Ilium ? good niece , do ; sweet niece , Cressida . + +At your pleasure . + +Here , here ; here's an excellent place : here we may see most bravely . I'll tell you them all by their names as they pass by , but mark Troilus above the rest . + +Speak not so loud . + + +That's neas : is not that a brave man ? he's one of the flowers of Troy , I can tell you : but mark Troilus ; you shall see anon . + + +Who's that ? + +That's Antenor : he has a shrewd wit , I can tell you ; and he's a man good enough : he's one o' the soundest judgments in Troy , whosoever , and a proper man of person . When comes Troilus ? I'll show you Troilus anon : if he see me , you shall see him nod at me . + +Will he give you the nod ? + +You shall see . + +If he do , the rich shall have more . + + +That's Hector , that , that , look you , that ; there's a fellow ! Go thy way , Hector ! There's a brave man , niece . O brave Hector ! Look how he looks ! there's a countenance ! Is't not a brave man ? + +O ! a brave man . + +Is a' not ? It does a man's heart good . Look you what hacks are on his helmet ! look you yonder , do you see ? look you there : there's no jesting ; there's laying on , take't off who will , as they say : there be hacks ! + +Be those with swords ? + +Swords ? any thing , he cares not ; an the devil come to him , it's all one : by God's lid , it does one's heart good . Yonder comes Paris , yonder comes Paris . + +Look ye yonder , niece : is't not a gallant man too , is't not ? Why , this is brave now . Who said he came hurt home to-day ? he's not hurt : why , this will do Helen's heart good now , ha ! Would I could see Troilus now ! You shall see Troilus anon . + +Who's that ? + + +That's Helenus . I marvel where Troilus is . That's Helenus . I think he went not forth to-day . That's Helenus . + +Can Helenus fight , uncle ? + +Helenus ? no , yes , he'll fight indifferent well . I marvel where Troilus is . Hark ! do you not hear the people cry , 'Troilus ?' Helenus is a priest . + +What sneaking fellow comes yonder ? + + +Where ? yonder ? that's Deiphobus . +Tis Troilus ! there's a man , niece ! Hem ! Brave +Troilus ! the prince of chivalry ! + +Peace ! for shame , peace ! + +Mark him ; note him : O brave Troilus ! look well upon him , niece : look you how his sword is bloodied , and his helmet more hacked than Hector's ; and how he looks , and how he goes ! O admirable youth ! he ne'er saw three-and-twenty . Go thy way , Troilus , go thy way ! Had I a sister were a grace , or a daughter a goddess , he should take his choice . O admirable man ! Paris ? Paris is dirt to him ; and , I warrant , Helen , to change , would give an eye to boot . + +Here come more . + + +Asses , fools , dolts ! chaff and bran , chaff and bran ! porridge after meat ! I could live and die i' the eyes of Troilus . Ne'er look , ne'er look ; the eagles are gone : crows and daws , crows and daws ! I had rather be such a man as Troilus than Agamemnon and all Greece . + +There is among the Greeks Achilles , a better man than Troilus . + +Achilles ! a drayman , a porter , a very camel . + +Well , well . + +'Well , well !' Why , have you any discretion ? have you any eyes ? Do you know what a man is ? Is not birth , beauty , good shape , discourse , manhood , learning , gentleness , virtue , youth , liberality , and so forth , the spice and salt that season a man ? + +Ay , a minced man : and then to be baked with no date in the pie , for then the man's date's out . + +You are such a woman ! one knows not at what ward you lie . + +Upon my back , to defend my belly ; upon my wit , to defend my wiles ; upon my secrecy , to defend mine honesty ; my mask , to defend my beauty ; and you , to defend all these : and at all these wards I lie , at a thousand watches . + +Say one of your watches . + +Nay , I'll watch you for that ; and that's one of the chiefest of them too : if I cannot ward what I would not have hit , I can watch you for telling how I took the blow ; unless it swell past hiding , and then it's past watching . + +You are such another ! + + +Sir , my lord would instantly speak with you . + +Where ? + +At your own house ; there he unarms him . + +Good boy , tell him I come . + +I doubt he be hurt . Fare ye well , good niece . + +Adieu , uncle . + +I'll be with you , niece , by and by . + +To bring , uncle ? + +Ay , a token from Troilus . + +By the same token , you are a bawd . + +Words , vows , gifts , tears , and love's full sacrifice +He offers in another's enterprise ; +But more in Troilus thousand-fold I see +Than in the glass of Pandar's praise may be . +Yet hold I off . Women are angels , wooing : +Things won are done ; joy's soul lies in the doing : +That she belov'd knows nought that knows not this : +Men prize the thing ungain'd more than it is : +That she was never yet , that ever knew +Love got so sweet as when desire did sue . +Therefore this maxim out of love I teach : +Achievement is command ; ungain'd , beseech : +Then though my heart's content firm love doth bear , +Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appear . + + +Princes , +What grief hath set the jaundice on your cheeks ? +The ample proposition that hope makes +In all designs begun on earth below +Fails in the promis'd largeness : checks and disasters +Grow in the veins of actions highest rear'd ; +As knots , by the conflux of meeting sap , +Infect the sound pine and divert his grain +Tortive and errant from his course of growth . +Nor , princes , is it matter new to us +That we come short of our suppose so far +That after seven years' siege yet Troy walls stand ; +Sith every action that hath gone before , +Whereof we have record , trial did draw +Bias and thwart , not answering the aim , +And that unbodied figure of the thought +That gave't surmised shape . Why then , you princes , +Do you with cheeks abash'd behold our works , +And call them shames ? which are indeed nought else +But the protractive trials of great Jove , +To find persistive constancy in men : +The fineness of which metal is not found +In Fortune's love ; for then , the bold and coward , +The wise and fool , the artist and unread , +The hard and soft , seem all affin'd and kin : +But , in the wind and tempest of her frown , +Distinction , with a broad and powerful fan , +Puffing at all , winnows the light away ; +And what hath mass or matter , by itself +Lies rich in virtue and unmingled . + +With due observance of thy god-like seat , +Great Agamemnon , Nestor shall apply +Thy latest words . In the reproof of chance +Lies the true proof of men : the sea being smooth , +How many shallow bauble boats dare sail +Upon her patient breast , making their way +With those of nobler bulk ! +But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage +The gentle Thetis , and anon behold +The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut , +Bounding between the two moist elements , +Like Perseus' horse : where's then the saucy boat +Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now +Co-rivall'd greatness ? either to harbour fled , +Or made a toast for Neptune . Even so +Doth valour's show and valour's worth divide +In storms of fortune ; for in her ray and brightness +The herd hath more annoyance by the breese +Than by the tiger ; but when the splitting wind +Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks , +And flies fled under shade , why then the thing of courage , +As rous'd with rage , with rage doth sympathize , +And with an accent tun'd in self-same key , +Retorts to chiding fortune . + +Agamemnon , +Thou great commander , nerve and bone of Greece , +Heart of our numbers , soul and only spirit , +In whom the tempers and the minds of all +Should be shut up , hear what Ulysses speaks . +Besides the applause and approbation +The which , + +most mighty for thy place and sway , + + +And thou most reverend for thy stretch'd-out life , +I give to both your speeches , which were such +As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece +Should hold up high in brass ; and such again +As venerable Nestor , hatch'd in silver , +Should with a bond of air , strong as the axle-tree +On which heaven rides , knit all the Greekish ears +To his experienc'd tongue , yet let it please hoth , +Thou great , and wise , to hear Ulysses speak . + +Speak , Prince of Ithaca ; and be't of less expect +That matter needless , of importless burden , +Divide thy lips , than we are confident , +When rank Thersites opes his mastick jaws , +We shall hear music , wit , and oracle . + +Troy , yet upon his basis , had been down , +And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master , +But for these instances . +The specialty of rule hath been neglected : +And look , how many Grecian tents do stand +Hollow upon this plain , so many hollow factions . +When that the general is not like the hive +To whom the foragers shall all repair , +What honey is expected ? Degree being vizarded , +The unworthiest shows as fairly in the mask . +The heavens themselves , the planets , and this centre +Observe degree , priority , and place , +Insisture , course , proportion , season , form , +Office , and custom , in all line of order : +And therefore is the glorious planet Sol +In noble eminence enthron'd and spher'd +Amidst the other ; whose med'cinable eye +Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil , +And posts , like the commandment of a king , +Sans check , to good and bad : but when the planets +In evil mixture to disorder wander , +What plagues , and what portents , what mutiny , +What raging of the sea , shaking of earth , +Commotion in the winds , frights , changes , horrors , +Divert and crack , rend and deracinate +The unity and married calm of states +Quite from their fixure ! O ! when degree is shak'd , +Which is the ladder to all high designs , +The enterprise is sick . How could communities , +Degrees in schools , and brotherhoods in cities , +Peaceful commerce from dividable shores , +The primogenitive and due of birth , +Prerogative of age , crowns , sceptres , laurels , +But by degree , stand in authentic place ? +Take but degree away , untune that string , +And , hark ! what discord follows ; each thing meets +In mere oppugnancy : the bounded waters +Should lift their bosoms higher than the shores , +And make a sop of all this solid globe : +Strength should be lord of imbecility , +And the rude son should strike his father dead : +Force should be right ; or rather , right and wrong +Between whose endless jar justice resides +Should lose their names , and so should justice too . +Then every thing includes itself in power , +Power into will , will into appetite ; +And appetite , a universal wolf , +So doubly seconded with will and power , +Must make perforce a universal prey , +And last eat up himself . Great Agamemnon , +This chaos , when degree is suffocate , +Follows the choking . +And this neglection of degree it is +That by a pace goes backward , with a purpose +It hath to climb . The general's disdain'd +By him one step below , he by the next , +That next by him beneath ; so every step , +Exampled by the first pace that is sick +Of his superior , grows to an envious fever +Of pale and bloodless emulation : +And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot , +Not her own sinews . To end a tale of length , +Troy in our weakness lives , not in her strength . + +Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd +The fever whereof all our power is sick . + +The nature of the sickness found , Ulysses , +What is the remedy ? + +The great Achilles , whom opinion crowns +The sinew and the forehand of our host , +Having his ear full of his airy fame , +Grows dainty of his worth , and in his tent +Lies mocking our designs . With him Patroclus +Upon a lazy bed the livelong day +Breaks scurril jests , +And with ridiculous and awkward action +Which , slanderer , he imitation calls +He pageants us . Sometime , great Agamemnon , +Thy topless deputation he puts on +And , like a strutting player , whose conceit +Lies in his hamstring , and doth think it rich +To hear the wooden dialogue and sound +'Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage , +Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming +He acts thy greatness in :and when he speaks , +'Tis like a chime a mending ; with terms unsquar'd , +Which , from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd , +Would seem hyperboles . At this fusty stuff +The large Achilles , on his press'd bed lolling , +From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause ; +Cries , 'Excellent ! 'tis Agamemnon just . +Now play me Nestor ; hem , and stroke thy beard , +As he being drest to some oration .' +That's done ;as near as the extremest ends +Of parallels , like as Vulcan and his wife : +Yet good Achilles still cries , 'Excellent ! +'Tis Nestor right . Now play him me , Patroclus , +Arming to answer in a night alarm .' +And then , forsooth , the faint defects of age +Must be the scene of mirth ; to cough and spit , +And with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget , +Shake in and out the rivet : and at this sport +Sir Valour dies ; cries , 'O ! enough , Patroclus ; +Or give me ribs of steel ; I shall split all +In pleasure of my spleen .' And in this fashion , +All our abilities , gifts , natures , shapes , +Severals and generals of grace exact , +Achievements , plots , orders , preventions , +Excitements to the field , or speech for truce , +Success or loss , what is or is not , serves +As stuff for these two to make paradoxes . + +And in the imitation of these twain +Whom , as Ulysses says , opinion crowns +With an imperial voice many are infect . +Ajax is grown self-will'd , and bears his head +In such a rein , in full as proud a place +As broad Achilles ; keeps his tent like him ; +Makes factious feasts ; rails on our state of war , +Bold as an oracle , and sets Thersites +A slave whose gall coins slanders like a mint +To match us in comparison with dirt ; +To weaken and discredit our exposure , +How rank soever rounded in with danger . + +They tax our policy , and call it cowardice ; +Count wisdom as no member of the war ; +Forestall prescience , and esteem no act +But that of hand : the still and mental parts , +That do contrive how many hands shall strike , +When fitness calls them on , and know by measure +Of their observant toil the enemies' weight , +Why , this hath not a finger's dignity : +They call this bed-work , mappery , closet-war ; +So that the ram that batters down the wall , +For the great swing and rudeness of his poise , +They place before his hand that made the engine , +Or those that with the fineness of their souls +By reason guides his execution . + +Let this be granted , and Achilles' horse +Makes many Thetis' sons . + + +What trumpet ? look , Menelaus . + +From Troy . + + +What would you 'fore our tent ? + +Is this great Agamemnon's tent , I pray you ? + +Even this . + +May one , that is a herald and a prince , +Do a fair message to his kingly ears ? + +With surety stronger than Achilles' arm +'Fore all the Greekish heads , which with one voice +Call Agamemnon head and general . + +Fair leave and large security . How may +A stranger to those most imperial looks +Know them from eyes of other mortals ? + +How ! + +Ay ; +I ask , that I might waken reverence , +And bid the cheek be ready with a blush +Modest as morning when she coldly eyes +The youthful Ph bus : +Which is that god in office , guiding men ? +Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon ? + +This Trojan scorns us ; or the men of Troy +Are ceremonious courtiers . + +Courtiers as free , as debonair , unarm'd , +As bending angels ; that's their fame in peace : +But when they would seem soldiers , they have galls , +Good arms , strong joints , true swords ; and , Jove's accord , +Nothing so full of heart . But peace , neas ! +Peace , Trojan ! lay thy finger on thy lips ! +The worthiness of praise distains his worth , +If that the prais'd himself bring the praise forth ; +But what the repining enemy commends , +That breath fame blows ; that praise , sole pure , transcends . + +Sir , you of Troy , call you yourself neas ? + +Ay , Greek , that is my name . + +What's your affair , I pray you ? + +Sir , pardon ; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears . + +He hears nought privately that comes from Troy . + +Nor I from Troy come not to whisper him : +I bring a trumpet to awake his ear , +To set his sense on the attentive bent , +And then to speak . + +Speak frankly as the wind : +It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour ; +That thou shalt know , Trojan , he is awake , +He tells thee so himself . + +Trumpet , blow aloud , +Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents ; +And every Greek of mettle , let him know , +What Troy means fairly shall be spoke aloud . + +We have , great Agamemnon , here in Troy . +A prince called Hector ,Priam is his father , +Who in this dull and long-continu'd truce +Is rusty grown : he bade me take a trumpet , +And to this purpose speak : kings , princes , lords ! +If there be one among the fair'st of Greece +That holds his honour higher than his ease , +That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril , +That knows his valour , and knows not his fear , +That loves his mistress more than in confession , +With truant vows to her own lips he loves , +And dare avow her beauty and her worth +In other arms than hers ,to him this challenge . +Hector , in view of Trojans and of Greeks , +Shall make it good , or do his best to do it , +He hath a lady wiser , fairer , truer , +Than ever Greek did compass in his arms ; +And will to-morrow with his trumpet call , +Mid-way between your tents and walls of Troy , +To rouse a Grecian that is true in love : +If any come , Hector shall honour him ; +If none , he'll say in Troy when he retires , +The Grecian dames are sunburnt , and not worth +The splinter of a lance . Even so much . + +This shall be told our lovers , Lord neas ; +If none of them have soul in such a kind , +We left them all at home : but we are soldiers ; +And may that soldier a mere recreant prove , +That means not , hath not , or is not in love ! +If then one is , or hath , or means to be , +That one meets Hector ; if none else , I am he . + +Tell him of Nestor , one that was a man +When Hector's grandsire suck'd : he is old now ; +But if there be not in our Grecian host +One noble man that hath one spark of fire +To answer for his love , tell him from me , +I'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver , +And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn ; +And , meeting him , will tell him that my lady +Was fairer than his grandam , and as chaste +As may be in the world : his youth in flood , +I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood . + +Now heavens forbid such scarcity of youth ! + +Amen . + +Fair Lord neas , let me touch your hand ; +To our pavilion shall I lead you first . +Achilles shall have word of this intent ; +So shall each lord of Greece , from tent to tent : +Yourself shall feast with us before you go , +And find the welcome of a noble foe . + + +Nestor ! + +What says Ulysses ? + +I have a young conception in my brain ; +Be you my time to bring it to some shape . + +What is't ? + +This 'tis : +Blunt wedges rive hard knots : the seeded pride +That hath to this maturity blown up +In rank Achilles , must or now be cropp'd , +Or , shedding , breed a nursery of like evil , +To overbulk us all . + +Well , and how ? + +This challenge that the gallant Hector sends , +However it is spread in general name , +Relates in purpose only to Achilles . + +The purpose is perspicuous even as substance +Whose grossness little characters sum up : +And , in the publication , make no strain , +But that Achilles , were his brain as barren +As banks of Libya ,though , Apollo knows , +'Tis dry enough ,will with great speed of judgment , +Ay , with celerity , find Hector's purpose +Pointing on him . + +And wake him to the answer , think you ? + +Yes , 'tis most meet : whom may you else oppose , +That can from Hector bring those honours off , +If not Achilles ? Though't be a sportful combat , +Yet in the trial much opinion dwells ; +For here the Trojans taste our dear'st repute +With their fin'st palate : and trust to me , Ulysses , +Our imputation shall be oddly pois'd +In this wild action ; for the success , +Although particular , shall give a scantling +Of good or bad unto the general ; +And in such indexes , although small pricks +To their subsequent volumes , there is seen +The baby figure of the giant mass +Of things to come at large . It is suppos'd +He that meets Hector issues from our choice ; +And choice , being mutual act of all our souls , +Makes merit her election , and doth boil , +As 'twere from forth us all , a man distill'd +Out of our virtues ; who miscarrying , +What heart receives from bence the conquering part , +To steel a strong opinion to themselves ? +Which entertain'd , limbs are his instruments , +In no less working than are swords and bows +Directive by the limbs . + +Give pardon to my speech : +Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector . +Let us like merchants show our foulest wares , +And think perchance they'll sell ; if not , +The lustre of the better yet to show +Shall show the better . Do not consent +That ever Hector and Achilles meet ; +For both our honour and our shame in this +Are dogg'd with two strange followers . + +I see them not with my old eyes : what are they ? + +What glory our Achilles shares from Hector , +Were he not proud , we all should share with him : +But he already is too insolent ; +And we were better parch in Afric sun +Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes , +Should he 'scape Hector fair : if he were foil'd , +Why then we did our main opinion crush +In taint of our best man . No ; make a lottery ; +And by device let blockish Ajax draw +The sort to fight with Hector : among ourselves +Give him allowance as the worthier man , +For that will physic the great Myrmidon +Who broils in loud applause ; and make him fall +His crest that prouder than blue Iris bends . +If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off , +We'll dress him up in voices : if he fail , +Yet go we under our opinion still +That we have better men . But , hit or miss , +Our project's life this shape of sense assumes : +Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes . + +Ulysses , +Now I begin to relish thy advice ; +And I will give a taste of it forthwith +To Agamemnon : go we to him straight . +Two curs shall tame each other : pride alone +Must tarre the mastiffs on , as 'twere their bone . + + +Thersites ! + +Agamemnon , how if he had boils ? full , all over , generally ? + +Thersites ! + +And those boils did run ? Say so , did not the general run then ? were not that a botchy core ? + +Dog ! + +Then would come some matter from him : I see none now . + +Thou bitch-wolf's son , canst thou not hear ? +Feel , then . + + +The plague of Greece upon thee , thou mongrel beef-witted lord ! + +Speak then , thou vinewedst leaven , speak : I will beat thee into handsomeness . + +I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holiness : but I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book . Thou canst strike , canst thou ? a red murrain o' thy jade's tricks ! + +Toadstool , learn me the proclamation . + +Dost thou think I have no sense , thou strikest me thus ? + +The proclamation ! + +Thou art proclaimed a fool , I think . + +Do not , porpentine , do not : my fingers itch . + +I would thou didst itch from head to foot , and I had the scratching of thee ; I would make thee the loathsomest scab of Greece . When thou art forth in the incursions , thou strikest as slow as another . + +I say , the proclamation ! + +Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles , and thou art as full of envy at his greatness as Cerberus is at Proserpina's beauty , ay that thou barkest at him . + +Mistress Thersites ! + +Thou shouldst strike him . + +Cobloaf ! + +He would pun thee into shivers with his fist , as a sailor breaks a biscuit . + +You whoreson cur . + + +Do , do . + +Thou stool for a witch ! + +Ay , do , do ; thou sodden-witted lord ! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows ; an assinego may tutor thee : thou scurvy-valiant ass ! thou art here but to thrash Trojans ; and thou art bought and sold among those of any wit , like a barbarian slave . If thou use to beat me , I will begin at thy heel , and tell what thou art by inches , thou thing of no bowels , thou ! + +You dog ! + +You scurvy lord ! + +You cur ! + + +Mars his idiot ! do , rudeness ; do , camel ; do , do . + + +Why , how now , Ajax ! wherefore do you this ? +How now , Thersites ! what's the matter , man ? + +You see him there , do you ? + +Ay ; what's the matter ? + +Nay , look upon him . + +So I do : what's the matter ? + +Nay , but regard him well . + +'Well !' why , so I do . + +But yet you look not well upon him ; for , whosoever you take him to be , he is Ajax . + +I know that , fool . + +Ay , but that fool knows not himself . + +Therefore I beat thee . + +Lo , lo , lo , lo , what modicums of wit he utters ! his evasions have ears thus long . I have bobbed his brain more than he has beat my bones : I will buy nine sparrows for a penny , and his pia mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow . This lord , Achilles , Ajax , who wears his wit in his belly , and his guts in his head , I'll tell you what I say of him . + +What ? + +I say , this Ajax , + + +Nay , good Ajax . + +Has not so much wit + +Nay , I must hold you . + +As will stop the eye of Helen's needle , for whom he comes to fight . + +Peace , fool ! + +I would have peace and quietness , but the fool will not : he there ; that he ; look you there . + +O thou damned cur ! I shall + +Will you set your wit to a fool's ? + +No , I warrant you ; for a fool's will shame it . + +Good words , Thersites . + +What's the quarrel ? + +I bade the vile owl go learn me the tenour of the proclamation , and he rails upon me . + +I serve thee not . + +Well , go to , go to . + +I serve here voluntary . + +Your last service was sufferance , 'twas not voluntary ; no man is beaten voluntary : Ajax was here the voluntary , and you as under an impress . + +Even so ; a great deal of your wit too lies in your sinews , or else there be liars . Hector shall have a great catch if he knock out either of your brains : a' were as good crack a fusty nut with no kernel . + +What , with me too , Thersites ? + +There's Ulysses and old Nestor , whose wit was mouldy ere your grandsires had nails on their toes , yoke you like draught-oxen , and make you plough up the wars . + +What , what ? + +Yes , good sooth : to , Achilles ! to , Ajax ! to ! + +I shall cut out your tongue . + +'Tis no matter ; I shall speak as much as thou afterwards . + +No more words , Thersites ; peace ! + +I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me , shall I ? + +There's for you , Patroclus . + +I will see you hanged , like clotpoles , ere I come any more to your tents : I will keep where there is wit stirring and leave the faction of fools . + + +A good riddance . + +Marry , this , sir , is proclaim'd through all our host : +That Hector , by the fifth hour of the sun , +Will , with a trumpet , 'twixt our tents and Troy +To morrow morning call some knight to arms +That hath a stomach ; and such a one that dare +Maintain I know not what : 'tis trash . Farewell . + +Farewell . Who shall answer him ? + +I know not : it is put to lottery ; otherwise , +He knew his man . + +O , meaning you . I will go learn more of it . + + +After so many hours , lives , speeches spent , +Thus once again says Nestor from the Greeks : +'Deliver Helen , and all damage else , +As honour , loss of time , travail , expense , +Wounds , friends , and what else dear that is consum'd +In hot digestion of this cormorant war , +Shall be struck off .' Hector , what say you to't ? + +Though no man lesser fears the Greeks than I , +As far as toucheth my particular , +Yet , dread Priam , +There is no lady of more softer bowels , +More spongy to suck in the sense of fear , +More ready to cry out 'Who knows what follows ?' +Than Hector is . The wound of peace is surety , +Surety secure ; but modest doubt is call'd +The beacon of the wise , the tent that searches +To the bottom of the worst . Let Helen go : +Since the first sword was drawn about this question , +Every tithe soul , 'mongst many thousand dismes , +Hath been as dear as Helen ; I mean , of ours : +If we have lost so many tenths of ours , +To guard a thing not ours nor worth to us , +Had it our name , the value of one ten , +What merit's in that reason which denies +The yielding of her up ? + +Fie , fie ! my brother , +Weigh you the worth and honour of a king +So great as our dread father in a scale +Of common ounces ? will you with counters sum +The past proportion of his infinite ? +And buckle in a waist most fathomless +With spans and inches so diminutive +As fears and reasons ? fie , for godly shame ! + +No marvel , though you bite so sharp at reasons , +You are so empty of them . Should not our father +Bear the great sway of his affairs with reasons , +Because your speech hath none that tells him so ? + +You are for dreams and slumbers , brother priest ; +You fur your gloves with reason . Here are your reasons : +You know an enemy intends you harm ; +You know a sword employ'd is perilous , +And reason flies the object of all harm : +Who marvels then , when Helenus beholds +A Grecian and his sword , if he do set +The very wings of reason to his heels , +And fly like chidden Mercury from Jove , +Or like a star disorb'd ? Nay , if we talk of reason , +Let's shut our gates and sleep : manhood and honour +Should have hare-hearts , would they but fat their thoughts +With this cramm'd reason : reason and respect +Make livers pale , and lustihood deject . + +Brother , she is not worth what she doth cost +The holding . + +What is aught but as 'tis valu'd ? + +But value dwells not in particular will ; +It holds his estimate and dignity +As well wherein 'tis precious of itself +As in the prizer . 'Tis mad idolatry +To make the service greater than the god ; +And the will dotes that is inclinable +To what infectiously itself affects , +Without some image of the affected merit . + +I take to-day a wife , and my election +Is led on in the conduct of my will ; +My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears , +Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores +Of will and judgment . How may I avoid , +Although my will distaste what it elected , +The wife I chose ? there can be no evasion +To blench from this and to stand firm by honour . +We turn not back the silks upon the merchant +When we have soil'd them , nor the remainder viands +We do not throw in unrespective sink +Because we now are full . It was thought meet +Paris should do some vengeance on the Greeks : +Your breath of full consent bellied his sails ; +The seas and winds old wranglers took a truce +And did him service : he touch'd the ports desir'd , +And for an old aunt whom the Greeks held captive +He brought a Grecian queen , whose youth and freshness +Wrinkles Apollo's , and makes stale the morning . +Why keep we her ? the Grecians keep our aunt : +Is she worth keeping ? why , she is a pearl , +Whose price hath launch'd above a thousand ships , +And turn'd crown'd kings to merchants . +If you'll avouch 'twas wisdom Paris went , +As you must needs , for you all cried 'Go , go ,' +If you'll confess he brought home noble prize , +As you must needs , for you all clapp'd your hands , +And cry'd 'Inestimable !' why do you now +The issue of your proper wisdoms rate , +And do a deed that Fortune never did , +Beggar the estimation which you priz'd +Richer than sea and land ? O ! theft most base , +That we have stol'n what we do fear to keep ! +But thieves unworthy of a thing so stol'n , +That in their country did them that disgrace +We fear to warrant in our native place . + +Cry , Trojans , cry ! + +What noise ? what shriek ? + +'Tis our mad sister , I do know her voice + +Cry , Trojans ! + +It is Cassandra . + + +Cry , Trojans , cry ! lend me ten thousand eyes , +And I will fill them with prophetic tears . + +Peace , sister , peace ! + +Virgins and boys , mid-age and wrinkled eld , +Soft infancy , that nothing canst but cry , +Add to my clamours ! let us pay betimes +A moiety of that mass of moan to come . +Cry , Trojans , cry ! practise your eyes with tears ! +Troy must not be , nor goodly Ilion stand ; +Our firebrand brother , Paris , burns us all . +Cry , Trojans , cry ! a Helen and a woe ! +Cry , cry ! Troy burns , or else let Helen go . + + +Now , youthful Troilus , do not these high strains +Of divination in our sister work +Some touches of remorse ? or is your blood +So madly hot that no discourse of reason , +Nor fear of bad success in a bad cause , +Can qualify the same ? + +Why , brother Hector , +We may not think the justness of each act +Such and no other than event doth form it , +Nor once deject the courage of our minds , +Because Cassandra's mad : her brain-sick raptures +Cannot distaste the goodness of a quarrel +Which hath our several honours all engag'd +To make it gracious . For my private part , +I am no more touch'd than all Priam's sons ; +And Jove forbid there should be done amongst us +Such things as might offend the weakest spleen +To fight for and maintain . + +Else might the world convince of levity +As well my undertakings as your counsels ; +But I attest the gods , your full consent +Gave wings to my propension and cut off +All fears attending on so dire a project : +For what , alas ! can these my single arms ? +What propugnation is in one man's valour , +To stand the push and enmity of those +This quarrel would excite ? Yet , I protest , +Were I alone to pass the difficulties , +And had as ample power as I have will , +Paris should ne'er retract what he hath done , +Nor faint in the pursuit . + +Paris , you speak +Like one besotted on your sweet delights : +You have the honey still , but these the gall ; +So to be valiant is no praise at all . + +Sir , I propose not merely to myself +The pleasure such a beauty brings with it ; +But I would have the soil of her fair rape +Wip'd off , in honourable keeping her . +What treason were it to the ransack'd queen , +Disgrace to your great worths , and shame to me , +Now to deliver her possession up , +On terms of base compulsion ! Can it be +That so degenerate a strain as this +Should once set footing in your generous bosoms ? +There's not the meanest spirit on our party +Without a heart to dare or sword to draw +When Helen is defended , nor none so noble +Whose life were ill bestow'd or death unfam'd +Where Helen is the subject : then , I say , +Well may we fight for her , whom , we know well , +The world's large spaces cannot parallel . + +Paris and Troilus , you have both said well ; +And on the cause and question now in hand +Have gloz'd , but superficially ; not much +Unlike young men , whom Aristotle thought +Unfit to hear moral philosophy . +The reasons you allege do more conduce +To the hot passion of distemper'd blood +Than to make up a free determination +'Twixt right and wrong ; for pleasure and revenge +Have ears more deaf than adders to the voice +Of any true decision . Nature craves +All dues be render'd to their owners : now , +What nearer debt in all humanity +Than wife is to the husband ? if this law +Of nature be corrupted through affection , +And that great minds , of partial indulgence +To their benumbed wills , resist the saine ; +There is a law in each well-order'd nation +To curb those raging appetites that are +Most disobedient and refractory . +If Helen then be wife to Sparta's king , +As it is known she is , these moral laws +Of nature , and of nations , speak aloud +To have her back return'd : thus to persist +In doing wrong extenuates not wrong , +But makes it much more heavy . Hector's opinion +Is this , in way of truth ; yet , ne'ertheless , +My spritely brethren , I propend to you +In resolution to keep Helen still ; +For 'tis a cause that hath no mean dependance +Upon our joint and several dignities . + +Why , there you touch'd the life of our design : +Were it not glory that we more affected +Than the performance of our heaving spleens , +I would not wish a drop of Trojan blood +Spent more in her defence . But , worthy Hector , +She is a theme of honour and renown , +A spur to valiant and magnanimous deeds , +Whose present courage may beat down our foes , +And fame in time to come canonize us ; +For , I presume , brave Hector would not lose +So rich advantage of a promis'd glory +As smiles upon the forehead of this action +For the wide world's revenue . + +I am yours , +You valiant offspring of great Priamus . +I have a roisting challenge sent amongst +The dull and factious nobles of the Greeks +Will strike amazement to their drowsy spirits . +I was advertis'd their great general slept +Whilst emulation in the army crept : +This , I presume , will wake him . + + +How now , Thersites ! what , lost in the labyrinth of thy fury ! Shall the elephant Ajax carry it thus ? he beats me , and I rail at him : O worthy satisfaction ! Would it were otherwise ; that I could beat him , whilst he railed at me . 'Sfoot , I'll learn to conjure and raise devils , but I'll see some issue of my spiteful execrations . Then there's Achilles , a rare enginer . If Troy be not taken till these two undermine it , the walls will stand till they fall of themselves . O ! thou great thunder-darter of Olympus , forget that thou art Jove the king of gods , and , Mercury , lose all the serpentine craft of thy caduceus , if ye take not that little little less than little wit from them that they have ; which short-armed ignorance itself knows is so abundant scarce it will not in circumvention deliver a fly from a spider , without drawing their massy irons and cutting the web . After this , the vengeance on the whole camp ! or , rather , the Neapolitan bone-ache ! for that , methinks , is the curse dependant on those that war for a placket . I have said my prayers , and devil Envy say Amen . What , ho ! my Lord Achilles ! + + +Who's there ? Thersites ! Good Thersites , come in and rail . + +If I could have remembered a gilt counterfeit , thou wouldst not have slipped out of my contemplation : but it is no matter ; thyself upon thyself ! The common curse of mankind , folly and ignorance , be thine in great revenue ! heaven bless thee from a tutor , and discipline come not near thee ! Let thy blood be thy direction till thy death ! then , if she that lays thee out says thou art a fair corpse , I'll be sworn and sworn upon't she never shrouded any but lazars . Amen . Where's Achilles ? + +What ! art thou devout ? wast thou in prayer ? + +Ay ; the heavens hear me ! + + +Who's there ? + +Thersites , my lord . + +Where , where ? Art thou come ? Why , my cheese , my digestion , why hast thou not served thyself in to my table so many meals ? Come , what's Agamemnon ? + +Thy commander , Achilles . Then tell me , Patroclus , what's Achilles ? + +Thy lord , Thersites . Then tell me , I pray thee , what's thyself ? + +Thy knower , Patroclus . Then tell me , Patroclus , what art thou ? + +Thou mayst tell that knowest . + +O ! tell , tell . + +I'll decline the whole question . Agamemnon commands Achilles ; Achilles is my lord ; I am Patroclus' knower ; and Patroclus is a fool . + +You rascal ! + +Peace , fool ! I have not done . + +He is a privileged man . Proceed , Thersites . + +Agamemnon is a fool ; Achilles is a fool ; Thersites is a fool ; and , as aforesaid , Patroclus is a fool . + +Derive this ; come . + +Agamemnon is a fool to offer to command Achilles ; Achilles is a fool to be commanded of Agamemnon ; Thersites is a fool to serve such a fool ; and Patroclus is a fool positive . + +Why am I a fool ? + +Make that demand to the Creator . It suffices me thou art . Look you , who comes here ? + +Patroclus , I'll speak with nobody . Come in with me , Thersites . + + +Here is such patchery , such juggling , and such knavery ! all the argument is a cuckold and a whore ; a good quarrel to draw emulous factions and bleed to death upon . Now , the dry serpigo on the subject ! and war and lechery confound all ! + +Where is Achilles ? + +Within his tent ; but ill-dispos'd , my lord . + +Let it be known to him that we are here . +He shent our messengers ; and we lay by +Our appertainments , visiting of him : +Let him be told so ; lest perchance he think +We dare not move the question of our place , +Or know not what we are . + +I shall say so to him . + + +We saw him at the opening of his tent : +He is not sick . + +Yes , lion-sick , sick of proud heart : you may call it melancholy if you will favour the man ; but , by my head , 'tis pride : but why , why ? let him show us a cause . A word , my lord . + + +What moves Ajax thus to bay at him ? + +Achilles hath inveigled his fool from him . + +Who , Thersites ? + +He . + +Then will Ajax lack matter , if he have lost his argument . + +No ; you see , he is his argument that has his argument , Achilles . + +All the better ; their fraction is more our wish than their faction : but it was a strong composure a fool could disunite . + +The amity that wisdom knits not folly may easily untie . Here comes Patroclus . + + +No Achilles with him . + +The elephant hath joints , but none for courtesy : his legs are legs for necessity , not for flexure . + +Achilles bids me say , he is much sorry +If any thing more than your sport and pleasure +Did move your greatness and this noble state +To call upon him ; he hopes it is no other +But , for your health and your digestion sake , +An after-dinner's breath . + +Hear you , Patroclus : +We are too well acquainted with these answers : +But his evasion , wing'd thus swift with scorn , +Cannot outfly our apprehensions . +Much attribute he hath , and much the reason +Why we ascribe it to him ; yet all his virtues , +Not virtuously on his own part beheld , +Do in our eyes begin to lose their gloss , +Yea , like fair fruit in an unwholesome dish , +Are like to rot untasted . Go and tell him , +We come to speak with him ; and you shall not sin +If you do say we think him over-proud +And under-honest , in self-assumption greater +Than in the note of judgment ; and worthier than himself +Here tend the savage strangeness he puts on , +Disguise the holy strength of their command , +And underwrite in an observing kind +His humorous predominance ; yea , watch +His pettish lunes , his ebbs , his flows , as if +The passage and whole carriage of this action +Rode on his tide . Go tell him this , and add , +That if he overhold his price so much , +We'll none of him ; but let him , like an engine +Not portable , lie under this report : +'Bring action hither , this cannot go to war :' +A stirring dwarf we do allowance give +Before a sleeping giant : tell him so . + +I shall ; and bring his answer presently . + + +In second voice we'll not be satisfied ; +We come to speak with him . Ulysses , enter you . + + +What is he more than another ? + +No more than what he thinks he is . + +Is he so much ? Do you not think he thinks himself a better man than I am ? + +No question . + +Will you subscribe his thought , and say he is ? + +No , noble Ajax ; you are as strong , as valiant , as wise , no less noble , much more gentle , and altogether more tractable . + +Why should a man be proud ? How doth pride grow ? I know not what pride is . + +Your mind is the clearer , Ajax , and your virtues the fairer . He that is proud eats up himself : pride is his own glass , his own trumpet , his own chronicle ; and whatever praises itself but in the deed , devours the deed in the praise . + +I do hate a proud man , as I hate the engendering of toads . + +Yet he loves himself : is't not strange ? + + +Achilles will not to the field to-morrow . + +What's his excuse ? + +He doth rely on none , +But carries on the stream of his dispose +Without observance or respect of any , +In will peculiar and in self-admission . + +Why will he not upon our fair request +Untent his person and share the air with us ? + +Things small as nothing , for request's sake only , +He makes important : possess'd he is with greatness , +And speaks not to himself but with a pride +That quarrels at self-breath : imagin'd worth +Holds in his blood such swoln and hot discourse , +That 'twixt his mental and his active parts +Kingdom'd Achilles in commotion rages +And batters down himself : what should I say ? +He is so plaguy proud , that the death-tokens of it +Cry 'No recovery .' + +Let Ajax go to him . +Dear lord , go you and meet him in his tent : +'Tis said he holds you well , and will be led +At your request a little from himself . + +O Agamemnon ! let it not be so . +We'll consecrate the steps that Ajax makes +When they go from Achilles : shall the proud lord +That bastes his arrogance with his own seam , +And never suffers matter of the world +Enter his thoughts , save such as do revolve +And ruminate himself , shall he be worshipp'd +Of that we hold an idol more than he ? +No , this thrice-worthy and right valiant lord +Must not so stale his palm , nobly acquir'd ; +Nor , by my will , assubjugate his merit , +As amply titled as Achilles is , +By going to Achilles : +That were to enlard his fat-already pride , +And add more coals to Cancer when he burns +With entertaining great Hyperion . +This lord go to him ! Jupiter forbid , +And say in thunder , 'Achilles go to him .' + +O ! this is well ; he rubs the vein of him . + +And how his silence drinks up this applause ! + +If I go to him , with my armed fist +I'll pash him o'er the face . + +O , no ! you shall not go . + +An a' be proud with me , I'll pheeze his pride . +Let me go to him . + +Not for the worth that hangs upon our quarrel . + +A paltry , insolent fellow ! + +How he describes himself ! + +Can he not be sociable ? + +The raven chides blackness . + +I'll let his humours blood . + +He will be the physician that should be the patient . + +An all men were o' my mind , + +Wit would be out of fashion . + +A' should not bear it so , a' should eat swords first : shall pride carry it ? + +An't would , you'd carry half . + +A' would have ten shares . + +I will knead him ; I will make him supple . + +He's not yet through warm : force him with praises : pour in , pour in ; his ambition is dry . + +My lord , you feed too much on this dislike . + +Our noble general , do not do so . + +You must prepare to fight without Achilles . + +Why , 'tis this naming of him does him harm . +Here is a man but 'tis before his face ; +I will be silent . + +Wherefore should you so ? +He is not emulous , as Achilles is . + +Know the whole world , he is as valiant . + +A whoreson dog , that shall palter thus with us ! Would he were a Trojan ! + +What a vice were it in Ajax now , + +If he were proud , + +Or covetous of praise , + +Ay , or surly borne , + +Or strange , or self-affected ! + +Thank the heavens , lord , thou art of sweet composure ; +Praise him that got thee , her that gave thee suck : +Fam'd be thy tutor , and thy parts of nature +Thrice-fam'd , beyond all erudition : +But he that disciplin'd thy arms to fight , +Let Mars divide eternity in twain , +And give him half : and , for thy vigour , +Bull-bearing Milo his addition yield +To sinewy Ajax . I will not praise thy wisdom , +Which , like a bourn , a pale , a shore , confines +Thy spacious and dilated parts : here's Nestor +Instructed by the antiquary times , +He must , he is , he cannot but be wise ; +But pardon , father Nestor , were your days +As green as Ajax , and your brain so temper'd , +You should not have the eminence of him , +But be as Ajax . + +Shall I call you father ? + +Ay , my good son . + +Be rul'd by him , Lord Ajax . + +There is no tarrying here ; the hart Achilles +Keeps thicket . Please it our great general +To call together all his state of war ; +Fresh kings are come to Troy : to-morrow , +We must with all our main of power stand fast : +And here's a lord ,come knights from east to west , +And cull their flower , Ajax shall cope the best . + +Go we to council . Let Achilles sleep : +Light boats sail swift , though greater hulks draw deep . + + +Friend ! you ! pray you , a word : do not you follow the young Lord Paris ? + +Ay , sir , when he goes before me . + +You depend upon him , I mean ? + +Sir , I do depend upon the Lord . + +You depend upon a noble gentleman ; +I must needs praise him . + +The Lord be praised ! + +You know me , do you not ? + +Faith , sir , superficially . + +Friend , know me better . I am the +Lord Pandarus . + +I hope I shall know your honour better . + +I do desire it . + +You are in the state of grace . + +Grace ! not so , friend ; honour and lordship are my titles . + +What music is this ? + +I do but partly know , sir : it is music in parts . + +Know you the musicians ? + +Wholly , sir . + +Who play they to ? + +To the hearers , sir . + +At whose pleasure , friend ? + +At mine , sir , and theirs that love music . + +Command , I mean , friend . + +Who shall I command , sir ? + +Friend , we understand not one another : +I am too courtly , and thou art too cunning . At whose request do these men play ? + +That's to't , indeed , sir . Marry , sir , at the request of Paris my lord , who is there in person ; with him the mortal Venus , the heartblood of beauty , love's invisible soul . + +Who , my cousin Cressida ? + +No , sir , Helen : could you not find out that by her attributes ? + +It should seem , fellow , that thou hast not seen the Lady Cressida . I come to speak with Paris from the Prince Troilus : I will make a complimental assault upon him , for my business seethes . + +Sodden business : there's a stewed phrase , indeed . + + +Fair be to you , my lord , and to all this fair company ! fair desires , in all fair measures , fairly guide them ! especially to you , fair queen ! fair thoughts be your fair pillow ! + +Dear lord , you are full of fair words . + +You speak your fair pleasure , sweet queen . Fair prince , here is good broken music . + +You have broke it , cousin ; and , by my life , you shall make it whole again : you shall piece it out with a piece of your performance . Nell , he is full of harmony . + +Truly , lady , no . + +O , sir ! + +Rude , in sooth ; in good sooth , very rude . + +Well said , my lord ! Well , you say so in fits . + +I have business to my lord , dear queen . +My lord , will you vouchsafe me a word ? + +Nay , this shall not hedge us out : we'll hear you sing , certainly . + +Well , sweet queen , you are pleasant with me . But , marry , thus , my lord . My dear lord and most esteemed friend , your brother Troilus + +My Lord Pandarus ; honey-sweet lord , + +Go to , sweet queen , go to : commends himself most affectionately to you . + +You shall not bob us out of our melody : if you do , our melancholy upon your head ! + +Sweet queen , sweet queen ! that's a sweet queen , i' faith . + +And to make a sweet lady sad is a sour offence . + +Nay , that shall not serve your turn ; that shall it not , in truth , la ! Nay , I care not for such words : no , no . And , my lord , he desires you , that if the king call for him at supper , you will make his excuse . + +My Lord Pandarus , + +What says my sweet queen , my very sweet queen ? + +What exploit's in hand ? where sups he to-night ? + +Nay , but my lord , + +What says my sweet queen ! My cousin will fall out with you . You must know where he sups . + +I'll lay my life , with my disposer Cressida . + +No , no , no such matter ; you are wide . Come , your disposer is sick . + +Well , I'll make excuse . + +Ay , good my lord . Why should you say Cressida ? no , your poor disposer's sick . + +I spy . + +You spy ! what do you spy ? Come , give me an instrument . Now , sweet queen . + +Why , this is kindly done . + +My niece is horribly in love with a thing you have , sweet queen . + +She shall have it , my lord , if it be not my Lord Paris . + +He ! no , she'll none of him ; they two are twain . + +Falling in , after falling out , may make them three . + +Come , come , I'll hear no more of this . +I'll sing you a song now . + +Ay , ay , prithee now . By my troth , sweet lord , thou hast a fine forehead . + +Ay , you may , you may . + +Let thy song be love : this love will undo us all . O Cupid , Cupid , Cupid ! + +Love ! ay , that it shall , i' faith . + +Ay , good now , love , love , nothing but love . + +In good troth , it begins so : + + +Love , love , nothing but love , still more ! +For , oh ! love's bow +Shoots buck and doe : +The shaft confounds , +Not that it wounds , +But tickles still the sore . +These lovers cry O ! O ! they die ! +Yet that which seems the wound to kill , +Doth turn O ! O ! to ha ! ha ! he ! +So dying love lives still : +O ! O ! a while , but ha ! ha ! ha ! +O ! O ! groans out for ha ! ha ! ha ! + +Heigh-ho ! + +In love , i' faith , to the very tip of the nose . + +He eats nothing but doves , love ; and that breeds hot blood , and hot blood begets hot thoughts , and hot thoughts beget hot deeds , and hot deeds is love . + +Is this the generation of love ? hot blood ? hot thoughts , and hot deeds ? Why , they are vipers : is love a generation of vipers ? Sweet lord , who's a-field to-day ? + +Hector , Deiphobus , Helenus , Antenor , and all the gallantry of Troy : I would fain have armed to-day , but my Nell would not have it so . How chance my brother Troilus went not ? + +He hangs the lip at something : you know all , Lord Pandarus . + +Not I , honey-sweet queen . I long to hear how they sped to-day . You'll remember your brother's excuse ? + +To a hair . + +Farewell , sweet queen . + +Commend me to your niece . + +I will , sweet queen . + + +They're come from field : let us to Priam's hall +To greet the warriors . Sweet Helen , I must woo you +To help unarm our Hector : his stubborn buckles , +With these your white enchanting fingers touch'd , +Shall more obey than to the edge of steel +Or force of Greekish sinews ; you shall do more +Than all the island kings ,disarm great Hector . + +'Twill make us proud to be his servant , Paris ; +Yea , what he shall receive of us in duty +Gives us more palm in beauty than we have , +Yea , overshines ourself . + +Sweet , above thought I love thee . + + +How now ! where's thy master ? at my cousin Cressida's ? + +No , sir ; he stays for you to conduct him thither . + + +O ! here he comes . How now , how now ! + +Sirrah , walk off . + + +Have you seen my cousin ? + +No , Pandarus : I stalk about her door , +Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks +Staying for waftage . O ! be thou my Charon , +And give me swift transportance to those fields +Where I may wallow in the lily-beds +Propos'd for the deserver ! O gentle Pandarus ! +From Cupid's shoulder pluck his painted wings , +And fly with me to Cressid . + +Walk here i' the orchard . I'll bring her straight . + + +I am giddy , expectation whirls me round . +The imaginary relish is so sweet +That it enchants my sense . What will it be +When that the watery palate tastes indeed +Love's thrice-repured nectar ? death , I fear me , +Swounding destruction , or some joy too fine , +Too subtle-potent , tun'd too sharp in sweetness +For the capacity of my ruder powers : +I fear it much ; and I do fear besides +That I shall lose distinction in my joys ; +As doth a battle , when they charge on heaps +The enemy flying . + + +She's making her ready : she'll come straight : you must be witty now . She does so blush , and fetches her wind so short , as if she were frayed with a sprite : I'll fetch her . It is the prettiest villain : she fetches her breath as short as a new-ta'en sparrow . + + +Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom ; +My heart beats thicker than a fev'rous pulse ; +And all my powers do their bestowing lose , +Like vassalage at unawares encountering +The eye of majesty . + + +Come , come , what need you blush ? shame's a baby . Here she is now : swear the oaths now to her that you have sworn to me . What ! are you gone again ? you must be watched ere you be made tame , must you ? Come your ways , come your ways ; an you draw backward , we'll put you i' the fills . Why do you not speak to her ? Come , draw this curtain , and let's see your picture . Alas the day , how loath you are to offend day-light ! an 'twere dark , you'd close sooner . So , so ; rub on , and kiss the mistress . How now ! a kiss in fee-farm ! build there , carpenter ; the air is sweet . Nay , you shall fight your hearts out ere I part you . The falcon as the tercel , for all the ducks i' the river : go to , go to . + +You have bereft me of all words , lady . + +Words pay no debts , give her deeds ; but she'll bereave you of the deeds too if she call your activity in question . What ! billing again ? Here's 'In witness whereof the parties interchangeably' Come in , come in : I'll go get a fire . + + +Will you walk in , my lord ? + +O Cressida ! how often have I wished me thus ! + +Wished , my lord ! The gods grant ,O my lord ! + +What should they grant ? what makes this pretty abruption ? What too curious dreg espies my sweet lady in the fountain of our love ? + +More dregs than water , if my fears have eyes . + +Fears make devils of cherubins ; they never see truly . + +Blind fear , that seeing reason leads , finds safer footing than blind reason stumbling without fear : to fear the worst oft cures the worse . + +O ! let my lady apprehend no fear : in all Cupid's pageant there is presented no monster . + +Nor nothing monstrous neither ? + +Nothing but our undertakings ; when we vow to weep seas , live in fire , eat rocks , tame tigers ; thinking it harder for our mistress to devise imposition enough than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed . This is the monstruosity in love , lady , that the will is infinite , and the execution confined ; that the desire is boundless , and the act a slave to limit . + +They say all lovers swear more performance than they are able , and yet reserve an ability that they never perform ; vowing more than the perfection of ten and discharging less than the tenth part of one . They that have the voice of lions and the act of hares , are they not monsters ? + +Are there such ? such are not we . Praise us as we are tasted , allow us as we prove ; our head shall go bare , till merit crown it . No perfection in reversion shall have a praise in present : we will not name desert before his birth , and , being born , his addition shall be humble . Few words to fair faith : Troilus shall be such to Cressid , as what envy can say worst shall be a mock for his truth ; and what truth can speak truest not truer than Troilus . + +Will you walk in , my lord ? + + +What ! blushing still ? have you not done talking yet ? + +Well , uncle , what folly I commit , I dedicate to you . + +I thank you for that : if my lord get a boy of you , you'll give him me . Be true to my lord ; if he flinch , chide me for it . + +You know now your hostages ; your uncle's word , and my firm faith . + +Nay , I'll give my word for her too . Our kindred , though they be long ere they are wooed , they are constant being won : they are burrs , I can tell you ; they'll stick where they are thrown . + +Boldness comes to me now , and brings me heart : +Prince Troilus , I have lov'd you night and day +For many weary months . + +Why was my Cressid then so hard to win ? + +Hard to seem won ; but I was won , my lord , +With the first glance that ever pardon me +If I confess much you will play the tyrant . +I love you now ; but , till now , not so much +But I might master it : in faith , I lie ; +My thoughts were like unbridled children , grown +Too headstrong for their mother . See , we fools ! +Why have I blabb'd ? who shall be true to us +When we are so unsecret to ourselves ? +But , though I lov'd you well , I woo'd you not ; +And yet , good faith , I wish'd myself a man , +Or that we women had men's privilege +Of speaking first . Sweet , bid me hold my tongue ; +For in this rapture I shall surely speak +The thing I shall repent . See , see ! your silence , +Cunning in dumbness , from my weakness draws +My very soul of counsel . Stop my mouth . + +And shall , albeit sweet music issues thence . + +Pretty , i' faith . + +My lord , I do beseech you , pardon me ; +'Twas not my purpose thus to beg a kiss : +I am asham'd : O heavens ! what have I done ? +For this time will I take my leave , my lord . + +Your leave , sweet Cressid ? + +Leave ! an you take leave till to-morrow morning , + +Pray you , content you . + +What offends you , lady ? + +Sir , mine own company . + +You cannot shun yourself . + +Let me go and try : +I have a kind of self resides with you ; +But an unkind self , that itself will leave , +To be another's fool . I would be gone : +Where is my wit ? I speak I know not what . + +Well know they what they speak that speak so wisely . + +Perchance , my lord , I show more craft than love ; +And fell so roundly to a large confession , +To angle for your thoughts : but you are wise , +Or else you love not , for to be wise , and love , +Exceeds man's might ; that dwells with gods above . + +O ! that I thought it could be in a woman +As if it can I will presume in you +To feed for aye her lamp and flames of love ; +To keep her constancy in plight and youth , +Outliving beauty's outward , with a mind +That doth renew swifter than blood decays : +Or that persuasion could but thus convince me , +That my integrity and truth to you +Might be affronted with the match and weight +Of such a winnow'd purity in love ; +How were I then uplifted ! but , alas ! +I am as true as truth's simplicity , +And simpler than the infancy of truth . + +In that I'll war with you . + +O virtuous fight ! +When right with right wars who shall be most right . +True swains in love shall in the world to come +Approve their truths by Troilus : when their rimes , +Full of protest , of oath , and big compare , +Want similes , truth tir'd with iteration , +As true as steel , as plantage to the moon , +As sun to day , as turtle to her mate , +As iron to adamant , as earth to the centre , +Yet , after all comparisons of truth , +As truth's authentic author to be cited , +'As true as Troilus' shall crown up the verse +And sanctify the numbers . + +Prophet may you be ! +If I be false , or swerve a hair from truth , +When time is old and hath forgot itself , +When waterdrops have worn the stones of Troy , +And blind oblivion swallow'd cities up , +And mighty states characterless are grated +To dusty nothing , yet let memory , +From false to false , among false maids in love +Upbraid my falsehood ! when they have said 'as false +As air , as water , wind , or sandy earth , +As fox to lamb , as wolf to heifer's calf , +Pard to the hind , or stepdame to her son ;' +Yea , let them say , to stick the heart of falsehood , +'As false as Cressid .' + +Go to , a bargain made ; seal it , seal it : I'll be the witness . Here I hold your hand , here my cousin's . If ever you prove false one to another , since I have taken such pains to bring you together , let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name ; call them all Pandars ; let all constant men be Troiluses , all false women Cressids , and all brokers-between Pandars ! say , Amen . + +Amen . + +Amen . + +Amen . Whereupon I will show you a chamber and a bed ; which bed , because it shall not speak of your pretty encounters , press it to death : away ! +And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here +Bed , chamber , Pandar to provide this gear ! + + +Now , princes , for the service I have done you , +The advantage of the time prompts me aloud +To call for recompense . Appear it to your mind +That through the sight I bear in things to come , +I have abandon'd Troy , left my possession , +Incurr'd a traitor's name ; expos'd myself , +From certain and possess'd conveniences , +To doubtful fortunes ; sequestering from me all +That time , acquaintance , custom , and condition +Made tame and most familiar to my nature ; +And here , to do you service , have become +As new into the world , strange , unacquainted : +I do beseech you , as in way of taste , +To give me now a little benefit , +Out of those many register'd in promise , +Which , you say , live to come in my behalf . + +What wouldst thou of us , Trojan ? make demand . + +You have a Trojan prisoner , call'd Antenor , +Yesterday took : Troy holds him very dear . +Oft have you often have you thanks therefore +Desir'd my Cressid in right great exchange , +Whom Troy hath still denied ; but this Antenor +I know is such a wrest in their affairs +That their negociations all must slack , +Wanting his manage ; and they will almost +Give us a prince of blood , a son of Priam , +In change of him : let him be sent , great princes , +And he shall buy my daughter ; and her presence +Shall quite strike off all service I have done , +In most accepted pain . + +Let Diomedes bear him , +And bring us Cressid hither : Calchas shall have +What he requests of us . Good Diomed , +Furnish you fairly for this interchange : +Withal bring word if Hector will to-morrow +Be answer'd in his challenge : Ajax is ready . + +This shall I undertake ; and 'tis a burden +Which I am proud to bear . + +Achilles stands in the entrance of his tent : +Please it our general to pass strangely by him , +As if he were forgot ; and , princes all , +Lay negligent and loose regard upon him : +I will come last . 'Tis like he'll question me +Why such unplausive eyes are bent on him : +If so , I have derision med'cinable +To use between your strangeness and his pride , +Which his own will shall have desire to drink . +It may do good : pride hath no other glass +To show itself but pride , for supple knees +Feed arrogance and are the poor man's fees . + +We'll execute your purpose , and put on +A form of strangeness as we pass along : +So do each lord , and either greet him not , +Or else disdainfully , which shall shake him more +Than if not look'd on . I will lead the way . + +What ! comes the general to speak with me ? +You know my mind ; I'll fight no more 'gainst Troy . + +What says Achilles ? would he aught with us ? + +Would you , my lord , aught with the general ? + +No . + +Nothing , my lord . + +The better . + + +Good day , good day . + +How do you ? how do you ? + + +What ! does the cuckold scorn me ? + +How now , Patroclus ? + +Good morrow , Ajax . + +Ha ? + +Good morrow . + +Ay , and good next day too . + + +What mean these fellows ? Know they not Achilles ? + +They pass by strangely : they were us'd to bend , +To send their smiles before them to Achilles ; +To come as humbly as they us'd to creep +To holy altars . + +What ! am I poor of late ? +'Tis certain , greatness , once fall'n out with fortune , +Must fall out with men too : what the declin'd is +He shall as soon read in the eyes of others +As feel in his own fall ; for men , like butterflies , +Show not their mealy wings but to the summer , +And not a man , for being simply man , +Hath any honour , but honour for those honours +That are without him , as places , riches , and favour , +Prizes of accident as oft as merit : +Which when they fall , as being slippery standers , +The love that lean'd on them as slippery too , +Do one pluck down another , and together +Die in the fall . But 'tis not so with me : +Fortune and I are friends : I do enjoy +At ample point all that I did possess , +Save these men's looks ; who do , methinks , find out +Something not worth in me such rich beholding +As they have often given . Here is Ulysses : +I'll interrupt his reading . +How now , Ulysses ! + +Now , great Thetis' son ! + +What are you reading ? + +A strange fellow here +Writes me , +That man , how dearly ever parted , +How much in having , or without or in , +Cannot make boast to have that which he hath , +Nor feels not what he owes but by reflection ; +As when his virtues shining upon others +Heat them , and they retort that heat again +To the first giver . + +This is not strange , Ulysses ! +The beauty that is borne here in the face +The bearer knows not , but commends itself +To others' eyes : nor doth the eye itself +That most pure spirit of sense behold itself , +Not going from itself ; but eye to eye oppos'd +Salutes each other with each other's form ; +For speculation turns not to itself +Till it hath travell'd and is mirror'd there +Where it may see itself . This is not strange at all . + +I do not strain at the position , +It is familiar , but at the author s drift ; +Who in his circumstance expressly proves +That no man is the lord of any thing +Though in and of him there be much consisting +Till he communicate his parts to others : +Nor doth he of himself know them for aught +Till he behold them form'd in the applause +Where they're extended ; who , like an arch , reverberates +The voice again , or , like a gate of steel +Fronting the sun , receives and renders back +His figure and his heat . I was much rapt in this ; +And apprehended here immediately +The unknown Ajax . +Heavens , what a man is there ! a very horse , +That has he knows not what . Nature , what things there are , +Most abject in regard , and dear in use ! +What things again most dear in the esteem +And poor in worth ! Now shall we see to-morrow , +An act that very chance doth throw upon him , +Ajax renown'd . O heavens ! what some men do ; +While some men leave to do . +How some men creep in skittish Fortune's hall , +Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes ! +How one man eats into another's pride , +While pride is fasting in his wantonness ! +To see these Grecian lords ! why , even already +They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder , +As if his foot were on brave Hector's breast , +And great Troy shrinking . + +I do believe it ; for they pass'd by me +As misers do by beggars , neither gave to me +Good word or look : what ! are my deeds forgot ? + +Time hath , my lord , a wallet at his back , +Wherein he puts alms for oblivion , +A great-siz'd monster of ingratitudes : +Those scraps are good deeds past ; which are devour'd +As fast as they are made , forgot as soon +As done : perseverance , dear my lord , +Keeps honour bright : to have done , is to hang +Quite out of fashion , like a rusty mail +In monumental mockery . Take the instant way ; +For honour travels in a strait so narrow +Where one but goes abreast : keep , then , the path ; +For emulation hath a thousand sons +That one by one pursue : if you give way , +Or hedge aside from the direct forthright , +Like to an enter'd tide they all rush by +And leave you hindmost ; +Or , like a gallant horse fall'n in first rank , +Lie there for pavement to the abject rear , +O'errun and trampled on : then what they do in present , +Though less than yours in past , must o'ertop yours ; +For time is like a fashionable host , +That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand , +And with his arms outstretch'd , as he would fly , +Grasps in the comer : welcome ever smiles , +And farewell goes out sighing . O ! let not virtue seek +Remuneration for the thing it was ; +For beauty , wit , +High birth , vigour of bone , desert in service , +Love , friendship , charity , are subjects all +To envious and calumniating time . +One touch of nature makes the whole world kin , +That all with one consent praise new-born gawds , +Though they are made and moulded of things past , +And give to dust that is a little gilt +More laud than gilt o'er-dusted . +The present eye praises the present object : +Then marvel not , thou great and complete man , +That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax ; +Since things in motion sooner catch the eye +Than what not stirs . The cry went once on thee , +And still it might , and yet it may again , +If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive , +And case thy reputation in thy tent ; +Whose glorious deeds , but in these fields of late , +Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods themselves , +And drave great Mars to faction . + +Of this my privacy +I have strong reasons . + +But 'gainst your privacy +The reasons are more potent and heroical . +'Tis known , Achilles , that you are in love +With one of Priam's daughters . + +Ha ! known ! + +Is that a wonder ? +The providence that's in a watchful state +Knows almost every grain of Plutus' gold , +Finds bottom in the uncomprehensive deeps , +Keeps place with thought , and almost , like the gods , +Does thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles . +There is a mystery with whom relation +Durst never meddle in the soul of state , +Which hath an operation more divine +Than breath or pen can give expressure to . +All the commerce that you have had with Troy +As perfectly is ours as yours , my lord ; +And better would it fit Achilles much +To throw down Hector than Polyxena ; +But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home , +When fame shall in our islands sound her trump , +And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing , +'Great Hector's sister did Achilles win , +But our great Ajax bravely beat down him .' +Farewell , my lord : I as your lover speak ; +The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break . + + +To this effect , Achilles , have I mov'd you . +A woman impudent and mannish grown +Is not more loath'd than an effeminate man +In time of action . I stand condemn'd for this : +They think my little stomach to the war +And your great love to me restrains you thus . +Sweet , rouse yourself ; and the weak wanton Cupid +Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold , +And , like a dew-drop from the lion's mane , +Be shook to air . + +Shall Ajax fight with Hector ? + +Ay ; and perhaps receive much honour by him . + +I see my reputation is at stake ; +My fame is shrewdly gor'd . + +O ! then , beware ; +Those wounds heal ill that men do give themselves : +Omission to do what is necessary +Seals a commission to a blank of danger ; +And danger , like an ague , subtly taints +Even then when we sit idly in the sun . + +Go call Thersites hither , sweet Patroclus : +I'll send the fool to Ajax and desire him +T' invite the Trojan lords after the combat +To see us here unarmed . I have a woman's longing , +An appetite that I am sick withal , +To see great Hector in his weeds of peace ; +To talk with him and to behold his visage , +Even to my full of view . A labour sav'd ! + + +A wonder ! + +What ? + +Ajax goes up and down the field , asking for himself . + +How so ? + +He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector , and is so prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling that he raves in saying nothing . + +How can that be ? + +Why , he stalks up and down like a peacock , a stride and a stand ; ruminates like a hostess that hath no arithmetic but her brain to set down her reckoning ; bites his lip with a politic regard , as who should say 'There were wit in this head , an 'twould out ;' and so there is , but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint , which will not show without knocking . The man's undone for ever ; for if Hector break not his neck i' the combat , he'll break't himself in vainglory . He knows not me : I said , 'Good morrow , Ajax ;' and he replies , 'Thanks , Agamemnon .' What think you of this man that takes me for the general ? He's grown a very land-fish , languageless , a monster . A plague of opinion ! a man may wear it on both sides , like a leather jerkin . + +Thou must be my ambassador to him , Thersites . + +Who , I ? why , he'll answer nobody ; he professes not answering ; speaking is for beggars ; he wears his tongue in his arms . I will put on his presence : let Patroclus make demands to me , you shall see the pageant of Ajax . + +To him , Patroclus : tell him , I humbly desire the valiant Ajax to invite the most valorous Hector to come unarmed to my tent ; and to procure safe-conduct for his person of the magnanimous and most illustrious , six-or-seven-times-honoured captain-general of the Grecian army , Agamemnon , et c tera . Do this . + +Jove bless great Ajax ! + +Hum ! + +I come from the worthy Achilles , + +Ha ! + +Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his tent , + +Hum ! + +And to procure safe-conduct from Agamemnon . + +Agamemnon ! + +Ay , my lord . + +Ha ! + +What say you to't ? + +God be wi' you , with all my heart . + +Your answer , sir . + +If to-morrow be a fair day , by eleven o'clock it will go one way or other ; howsoever , he shall pay for me ere he has me . + +Your answer , sir . + +Fare you well , with all my heart . + +Why , but he is not in this tune , is he ? + +No , but he's out o' tune thus . What music will be in him when Hector has knocked out his brains , I know not ; but , I am sure , none , unless the fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make catlings on . + +Come , thou shalt bear a letter to him straight . + +Let me bear another to his horse , for that's the more capable creature . + +My mind is troubled , like a fountain stirr'd ; +And I myself see not the bottom of it . + + +Would the fountain of your mind were clear again , that I might water an ass at it ! I had rather be a tick in a sheep than such a valiant ignorance . + +See , ho ! who is that there ? + +It is the Lord neas . + +Is the prince there in person ? +Had I so good occasion to lie long +As you , Prince Paris , nothing but heavenly business +Should rob my bed-mate of my company . + +That's my mind too . Good morrow , Lord neas . + +A valiant Greek , neas ; take his hand : +Witness the process of your speech , wherein +You told how Diomed , a whole week by days , +Did haunt you in the field . + +Health to you , valiant sir , +During all question of the gentle truce ; +But when I meet you arm'd , as black defiance +As heart can think or courage execute . + +The one and other Diomed embraces . +Our bloods are now in calm , and , so long , health ! +But when contention and occasion meet , +By Jove , I'll play the hunter for thy life +With all my force , pursuit , and policy . + +And thou shalt hunt a lion , that will fly +With his face backward . In humane gentleness , +Welcome to Troy ! now , by Anchises' life , +Welcome , indeed ! By Venus' hand I swear , +No man alive can love in such a sort +The thing he means to kill more excellently . + +We sympathize . Jove , let neas live , +If to my sword his fate be not the glory , +A thousand complete courses of the sun ! +But , in mine emulous honour , let him die , +With every joint a wound , and that to-morrow ! + +We know each other well . + +We do ; and long to know each other worse . + +This is the most despiteful gentle greeting , +The noblest hateful love , that e'er I heard of . +What business , lord , so early ? + +I was sent for to the king ; but why , I know not . + +His purpose meets you : 'twas to bring this Greek +To Calchas' house , and there to render him , +For the enfreed Antenor , the fair Cressid . +Let's have your company ; or , if you please , +Haste there before us . I constantly do think +Or rather , call my thought a certain knowledge +My brother Troilus lodges there to-night : +Rouse him and give him note of our approach , +With the whole quality wherefore : I fear +We shall be much unwelcome . + +That I assure you : +Troilus had rather Troy were borne to Greece +Than Cressid borne from Troy . + +There is no help ; +The bitter disposition of the time +Will have it so . On , lord ; we'll follow you . + +Good morrow , all . + + +And tell me , noble Diomed ; faith , tell me true , +Even in the soul of sound good-fellowship , +Who , in your thoughts , merits fair Helen best +Myself or Menelaus ? + +Both alike : +He merits well to have her that doth seek her +Not making any scruple of her soilure +With such a hell of pain and world of charge , +And you as well to keep her that defend her +Not palating the taste of her dishonour +With such a costly loss of wealth and friends : +He , like a puling cuckold , would drink up +The lees and dregs of a flat tamed piece ; +You , like a lecher , out of whorish loins +Are pleas'd to breed out your inheritors : +Both merits pois'd , each weighs nor less nor more ; +But he as he , the heavier for a whore . + +You are too bitter to your country-woman . + +She's bitter to her country . Hear me , Paris : +For every false drop in her bawdy veins +A Grecian's life hath sunk ; for every scruple +Of her contaminated carrion weight +A Trojan hath been slain . Since she could speak , +She hath not given so many good words breath +As for her Greeks and Trojans suffer'd death . + +Fair Diomed , you do as chapmen do , +Dispraise the thing that you desire to buy ; +But we in silence hold this virtue well , +We'll not commend what we intend to sell . +Here lies our way . + + +Dear , trouble not yourself : the morn is cold . + +Then , sweet my lord , I'll call mine uncle down : +He shall unbolt the gates . + +Trouble him not ; +To bed , to bed : sleep kill those pretty eyes , +And give as soft attachment to thy senses +As infants' empty of all thought ! + +Good morrow then . + +I prithee now , to bed . + +Are you aweary of me ? + +O Cressida ! but that the busy day , +Wak'd by the lark , hath rous'd the ribald crows , +And dreaming night will hide our joys no longer , +I would not from thee . + +Night hath been too brief . + +Beshrew the witch ! with venomous wights she stays +As tediously as hell , but flies the grasps of love +With wings more momentary-swift than thought . +You will catch cold , and curse me . + +Prithee , tarry : +You men will never tarry . +O foolish Cressid ! I might have still held off , +And then you would have tarried . Hark ! there's one up . + +What ! are all the doors open here ? + +It is your uncle . + +A pestilence on him ! now will he be mocking : I shall have such a life ! + + +How now , how now ! how go maiden-heads ? +Here , you maid ! where's my cousin Cressid ? + +Go hang yourself , you naughty mocking uncle ! +You bring me to do and then you flout me too . + +To do what ? to do what ? let her say what : what have I brought you to do ? + +Come , come ; beshrew your heart ! you'll ne'er be good , +Nor suffer others . + +Ha , ha ! Alas , poor wretch ! a poor capocchia ! hast not slept to-night ? would he not , a naughty man , let it sleep ? a bugbear take him ! + +Did not I tell you ? 'would he were knock'd o' the head ! + +Who's that at door ? good uncle , go and see . +My lord , come you again into my chamber : +You smile , and mock me , as if I meant naughtily . + +Ha , ha ! + +Come , you are deceiv'd , I think of no such thing . + +How earnestly they knock ! Pray you , come in : +I would not for half Troy have you seen here . + + +Who's there ? what's the matter ? will you beat down the door ? How now ! what's the matter ? + + +Good morrow , lord , good morrow . + +Who's there ? my Lord neas ! By my troth , +I knew you not : what news with you so early ? + +Is not Prince Troilus here ? + +Here ! what should he do here ? + +Come , he is here , my lord : do not deny him : it doth import him much to speak with me . + +Is he here , say you ? 'tis more than I know , I'll be sworn : for my own part , I came in late . What should he do here ? + +Who ! nay , then : come , come , you'll do him wrong ere you're 'ware . You'll be so true to him , to be false to him . Do not you know of him , but yet go fetch him hither ; go . + + +How now ! what's the matter ? + +My lord , I scarce have leisure to salute you , +My matter is so rash : there is at hand +Paris your brother , and Deiphobus , +The Grecian Diomed , and our Antenor +Deliver'd to us ; and for him forthwith , +Ere the first sacrifice , within this hour , +We must give up to Diomedes' hand +The Lady Cressida . + +Is it so concluded ? + +By Priam , and the general state of Troy : +They are at hand and ready to effect it . + +How my achievements mock me ! +I will go meet them : and , my Lord neas , +We met by chance ; you did not find me here . + +Good , good , my lord ; the secrets of nature +Have not more gift in taciturnity . + + +Is't possible ? no sooner got but lost ? +The devil take Antenor ! the young prince will go mad : a plague upon Antenor ! I would they had broke's neck ! + + +How now ! What is the matter ? Who was here ? + +Ah ! ah ! + +Why sigh you so profoundly ? where's my lord ? gone ! Tell me , sweet uncle , what's the matter ? + +Would I were as deep under the earth as I am above ! + +O the gods ! what's the matter ? + +Prithee , get thee in . Would thou hadst ne'er been born ! I knew thou wouldst be his death . O poor gentleman ! A plague upon Antenor ! + +Good uncle , I beseech you , on my knees I beseech you , what's the matter ? + +Thou must be gone , wench , thou must be gone ; thou art changed for Antenor . Thou must to thy father , and be gone from Troilus : 'twill be his death ; 'twill be his bane ; he cannot bear it . + +O you immortal gods ! I will not go . + +Thou must . + +I will not , uncle : I have forgot my father ; +I know no touch of consanguinity ; +No kin , no love , no blood , no soul so near me +As the sweet Troilus . O you gods divine ! +Make Cressid's name the very crown of falsehood +If ever she leave Troilus ! Time , force , and death , +Do to this body what extremes you can ; +But the strong base and building of my love +Is as the very centre of the earth , +Drawing all things to it . I'll go in and weep , + +Do , do . + +Tear my bright hair , and scratch my praised cheeks , +Crack my clear voice with sobs , and break my heart +With sounding Troilus . I will not go from Troy . + + +It is great morning , and the hour prefix'd +Of her delivery to this valiant Greek +Comes fast upon . Good my brother Troilus , +Tell you the lady what she is to do , +And haste her to the purpose . + +Walk into her house ; +I'll bring her to the Grecian presently : +And to his hand when I deliver her , +Think it an altar , and thy brother Troilus +A priest , there offering to it his own heart . + + +I know what 'tis to love ; +And would , as I shall pity , I could help ! +Please you walk in , my lords . + + +Be moderate , be moderate . + +Why tell you me of moderation ? +The grief is fine , full , perfect , that I taste , +And violenteth in a sense as strong +As that which causeth it : how can I moderate it ? +If I could temporize with my affection , +Or brew it to a weak and colder palate , +The like allayment could I give my grief : +My love admits no qualifying dross ; +No more my grief , in such a precious loss . + + +Here , here , here he comes . Ah ! sweet ducks . + +O Troilus ! Troilus ! + +What a pair of spectacles is here ! Let me embrace too . 'O heart ,' as the goodly saying is , + +O heart , heavy heart , +Why sigh'st thou without breaking ? + +when he answers again , + +Because thou canst not ease thy smart +By friendship nor by speaking . + +There was never a truer rime . Let us cast away nothing , for we may live to have need of such a verse : we see it , we see it . How now , lambs ! + +Cressid , I love thee in so strain'd a purity , +That the bless'd gods , as angry with my fancy , +More bright in zeal than the devotion which +Cold lips blow to their deities , take thee from me . + +Have the gods envy ? + +Ay , ay , ay , ay ; 'tis too plain a case . + +And is it true that I must go from Troy ? + +A hateful truth . + +What ! and from Troilus too ? + +From Troy and Troilus . + +Is it possible ? + +And suddenly ; where injury of chance +Puts back leave-taking , justles roughly by +All time of pause , rudely beguiles our lips +Of all rejoindure , forcibly prevents +Our lock'd embrasures , strangles our dear vows +Even in the birth of our own labouring breath . +We two , that with so many thousand sighs +Did buy each other , must poorly sell ourselves +With the rude brevity and discharge of one . +Injurious time now with a robber's haste +Crams his rich thievery up , he knows not how : +As many farewells as be stars in heaven , +With distinct breath and consign'd kisses to them , +He fumbles up into a loose adieu , +And scants us with a single famish'd kiss , +Distasted with the salt of broken tears . + +My lord , is the lady ready ? + +Hark ! you are call'd : some say the Genius so +Cries 'Come !' to him that instantly must die . +Bid them have patience ; she shall come anon . + +Where are my tears ? rain , to lay this wind , or my heart will be blown up by the root ! + + +I must then to the Grecians ? + +No remedy . + +A woeful Cressid 'mongst the merry Greeks ! +When shall we see again ? + +Hear me , my love . Be thou but true of heart , + +I true ! how now ! what wicked deem is this ? + +Nay , we must use expostulation kindly , +For it is parting from us : +I speak not 'be thou true ,' as fearing thee , +For I will throw my glove to Death himself , +That there's no maculation in thy heart ; +But , 'be thou true ,' say I , to fashion in +My sequent protestation ; be thou true , +And I will see thee . + +O ! you shall be expos'd , my lord , to dangers +As infinite as imminent ; but I'll be true . + +And I'll grow friend with danger . Wear this sleeve . + +And you this glove . When shall I see you ? + +I will corrupt the Grecian sentinels , +To give thee nightly visitation . +But yet , be true . + +O heavens ! 'be true' again ! + +Hear why I speak it , love : +The Grecian youths are full of quality ; +They're loving , well compos'd , with gifts of nature , +Flowing and swelling o'er with arts and exercise : +How novelty may move , and parts with person , +Alas ! a kind of godly jealousy , +Which , I beseech you , call a virtuous sin , +Makes me afear'd . + +O heavens ! you love me not . + +Die I a villain , then ! +In this I do not call your faith in question +So mainly as my merit : I cannot sing , +Nor heel the high lavolt , nor sweeten talk , +Nor play at subtle games ; fair virtues all , +To which the Grecians are most prompt and pregnant : +But I can tell that in each grace of these +There lurks a still and dumb-discoursive devil +That tempts most cunningly . But be not tempted . + +Do you think I will ? + +No . +But something may be done that we will not : +And sometimes we are devils to ourselves +When we will tempt the frailty of our powers , +Presuming on their changeful potency . + +Nay , good my lord , + +Come , kiss ; and let us part . + +Brother Troilus ! + +Good brother , come you hither ; +And bring neas and the Grecian with you . + +My lord , will you be true ? + +Who , I ? alas , it is my vice , my fault : +While others fish with craft for great opinion , +I with great truth catch mere simplicity ; +Whilst some with cunning gild their copper crowns , +With truth and plainness I do wear mine bare . +Fear not my truth ; the moral of my wit +Is plain , and true ; there's all the reach of it . + + +Welcome , Sir Diomed ! Here is the lady +Which for Antenor we deliver you : +At the port , lord , I'll give her to thy hand , +And by the way possess thee what she is . +Entreat her fair ; and , by my soul , fair Greek , +If e'er thou stand at mercy of my sword , +Name Cressid , and thy life shall be as safe + +As Priam is in Ilion . + +Fair Lady Cressid , +So please you , save the thanks this prince expects : +The lustre in your eye , heaven in your cheek , +Pleads your fair usage ; and to Diomed +You shall be mistress , and command him wholly . + +Grecian , thou dost not use me courteously , +To shame the zeal of my petition to thee +In praising her : I tell thee , lord of Greece , +She is as far high-soaring o'er thy praises +As thou unworthy to be call'd her servant . +I charge thee use her well , even for my charge ; +For , by the dreadful Pluto , if thou dost not , +Though the great bulk Achilles be thy guard , +I'll cut thy throat . + +O ! be not mov'd , Prince Troilus : +Let me be privileg'd by my place and message +To be a speaker free ; when I am hence , +I'll answer to my lust ; and know you , lord , +I'll nothing do on charge : to her own worth +She shall be priz'd ; but that you say 'be't so ,' +I'll speak it in my spirit and honour , 'no .' + +Come , to the port . I'll tell thee , Diomed , +This brave shall oft make thee to hide thy head . +Lady , give me your hand , and , as you walk , +To our own selves bend we our needful talk . + + +Hark ! Hector's trumpet . + +How have we spent this morning ! +The prince must think me tardy and remiss , +That swore to ride before him to the field . + +'Tis Troilus' fault . Come , come , to field with him . + +Let us make ready straight . + +Yea , with a bridegroom's fresh alacrity , +Let us address to tend on Hector's heels : +The glory of our Troy doth this day lie +On his fair worth and single chivalry . + + +Here art thou in appointment fresh and fair , +Anticipating time with starting courage . +Give with thy trumpet a loud note to Troy , +Thou dreadful Ajax ; that the appalled air +May pierce the head of the great combatant +And hale him hither . + +Thou , trumpet , there's my purse . +Now crack thy lungs , and split thy brazen pipe : +Blow , villain , till thy sphered bias cheek +Outswell the colic of puff'd Aquilon . +Come , stretch thy chest , and let thy eyes spout blood ; +Thou blow'st for Hector . + + +No trumpet answers . + +'Tis but early days . + +Is not yond Diomed with Calchas' daughter ? + +'Tis he , I ken the manner of his gait ; +He rises on the toe : that spirit of his +In aspiration lifts him from the earth . + + +Is this the Lady Cressid ? + +Even she . + +Most dearly welcome to the Greeks , sweet lady . + +Our general doth salute you with a kiss . + +Yet is the kindness but particular ; +'Twere better she were kiss'd in general . + +And very courtly counsel : I'll begin . +So much for Nestor . + +I'll take that winter from your lips , fair lady : +Achilles bids you welcome . + +I had good argument for kissing once . + +But that's no argument for kissing now ; +For thus popp'd Paris in his hardiment , +And parted thus you and your argument . + +O , deadly gall , and theme of all our scorns ! +For which we lose our heads to gild his horns . + +The first was Menelaus' kiss ; this , mine : +Patroclus kisses you . + +O ! this is trim . + +Paris and I , kiss evermore for him . + +I'll have my kiss , sir . Lady , by your leave . + +In kissing , do you render or receive ? + +Both take and give . + +I'll make my match to live , +The kiss you take is better than you give ; +Therefore no kiss . + +I'll give you boot ; I'll give you three for one . + +You're an odd man ; give even , or give none . + +An odd man , lady ! every man is odd . + +No , Paris is not ; for , you know 'tis true , +That you are odd , and he is even with you . + +You fillip me o' the head . + +No , I'll be sworn . + +It were no match , your nail against his horn . +May I , sweet lady , beg a kiss of you ? + +You may . + +I do desire it . + +Why , beg , then . + +Why , then , for Venus' sake , give me a kiss , +When Helen is a maid again , and his . + +I am your debtor ; claim it when 'tis due . + +Never's my day , and then a kiss of you . + +Lady , a word : I'll bring you to your father . + + +A woman of quick sense . + +Fie , fie upon her ! +There's language in her eye , her cheek , her lip , +Nay , her foot speaks ; her wanton spirits look out +At every joint and motive of her body . +O ! these encounterers , so glib of tongue , +That give a coasting welcome ere it comes , +And wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts +To every tickling reader , set them down +For sluttish spoils of opportunity +And daughters of the game . + + +The Trojans' trumpet . + +Yonder comes the troop . + + +Hail , all you state of Greece ! what shall be done +To him that victory commands ? or do you purpose +A victor shall be known ? will you the knights +Shall to the edge of all extremity +Pursue each other , or shall be divided +By any voice or order of the field ? +Hector bade ask . + +Which way would Hector have it ? + +He cares not ; he'll obey conditions . + +'Tis done like Hector ; but securely done , +A little proudly , and great deal misprising +The knight oppos'd . + +If not Achilles , sir . +What is your name ? + +If not Achilles , nothing . + +Therefore Achilles ; but , whate'er , know this : +In the extremity of great and little , +Valour and pride excel themselves in Hector ; +The one almost as infinite as all , +The other blank as nothing . Weigh him well , +And that which looks like pride is courtesy . +This Ajax is half made of Hector's blood : +In love whereof half Hector stays at home ; +Half heart , half hand , half Hector comes to seek +This blended knight , half Trojan , and half Greek . + +A maiden battle , then ? O ! I perceive you . + + +Here is Sir Diomed . Go , gentle knight , +Stand by our Ajax : as you and Lord neas +Consent upon the order of their fight , +So be it ; either to the uttermost , +Or else a breath : the combatants being kin +Half stints their strife before their strokes begin . + + +They are oppos'd already . + +What Trojan is that same that looks so heavy ? + +The youngest son of Priam , a true knight : +Not yet mature , yet matchless ; firm of word , +Speaking in deeds and deedless in his tongue ; +Not soon provok'd , nor being provok'd soon calm'd : +His heart and hand both open and both free ; +For what he has he gives , what thinks he shows ; +Yet gives he not till judgment guide his bounty , +Nor dignifies an impure thought with breath . +Manly as Hector , but more dangerous ; +For Hector , in his blaze of wrath , subscribes +To tender objects ; but he in heat of action +Is more vindicative than jealous love . +They call him Troilus , and on him erect +A second hope , as fairly built as Hector . +Thus says neas ; one that knows the youth +Even to his inches , and with private soul +Did in great Ilion thus translate him to me . + + +They are in action . + +Now , Ajax , hold thine own ! + +Hector , thou sleep'st ; awake thee ! + +His blows are well dispos'd : there , Ajax ! + +You must no more . + + +Princes , enough , so please you . + +I am not warm yet ; let us fight again . + +As Hector pleases . + +Why , then will I no more : +Thou art , great lord , my father's sister's son , +A cousin-german to great Priam's seed ; +The obligation of our blood forbids +A gory emulation 'twixt us twain . +Were thy commixtion Greek and Trojan so +That thou couldst say , 'This hand is Grecian all , +And this is Trojan ; the sinews of this leg +All Greek , and this all Troy ; my mother's blood +Runs on the dexter cheek , and this sinister +Bounds in my father's ,' by Jove multipotent , +Thou shouldst not bear from me a Greekish member +Wherein my sword had not impressure made +Of our rank feud . But the just gods gainsay +That any drop thou borrow'dst from thy mother , +My sacred aunt , should by my mortal sword +Be drain'd ! Let me embrace thee , Ajax ; +By him that thunders , thou hast lusty arms ; +Hector would have them fall upon him thus : +Cousin , all honour to thee ! + +I thank thee , Hector : +Thou art too gentle and too free a man : +I came to kill thee , cousin , and bear hence +A great addition earned in thy death . + +Not Neoptolemus so mirable , +On whose bright crest Fame with her loud'st byes +Cries , 'This is he !' could promise to himself +A thought of added honour torn from Hector . + +There is expectance here from both the sides , +What further you will do . + +We'll answer it ; +The issue is embracement : Ajax , farewell . + +If I might in entreaties find success , +As seld I have the chance ,I would desire +My famous cousin to our Grecian tents . + +'Tis Agamemnon's wish , and great Achilles +Doth long to see unarm'd the valiant Hector . + +neas , call my brother Troilus to me , +And signify this loving interview +To the expecters of our Trojan part ; +Desire them home . Give me thy hand , my cousin ; +I will go eat with thee and see your knights . + +Great Agamemnon comes to meet us here . + +The worthiest of them tell me name by name ; +But for Achilles , mine own searching eyes +Shall find him by his large and portly size . + +Worthy of arms ! as welcome as to one +That would be rid of such an enemy ; +But that's no welcome ; understand more clear , +What's past and what's to come is strew'd with husks +And formless ruin of oblivion ; +But in this extant moment , faith and troth , +Strain'd purely from all hollow bias-drawing , +Bids thee , with most divine integrity , +From heart of very heart , great Hector , welcome . + +I thank thee , most imperious Agamemnon . + +My well-fam'd Lord of Troy , no less to you . + +Let me confirm my princely brother's greeting : +You brace of war-like brothers , welcome hither . + +Whom must we answer ? + +The noble Menelaus . + +O ! you , my lord ? by Mars his gauntlet , thanks ! +Mock not that I affect the untraded oath ; +Your quondam wife swears still by Venus' glove : +She's well , but bade me not commend her to you . + +Name her not now , sir ; she's a deadly theme . + +O ! pardon ; I offend . + +I have , thou gallant Trojan , seen thee oft , +Labouring for destiny , make cruel way +Through ranks of Greekish youth : and I have seen thee , +As hot as Perseus , spur thy Phrygian steed , +Despising many forfeits and subduements , +When thou hast hung thy advanc'd sword i' th' air , +Not letting it decline on the declin'd ; +That I have said to some my standers-by , +'Lo ! Jupiter is yonder , dealing life !' +And I have seen thee pause and take thy breath , +When that a ring of Greeks have hemm'd thee in , +Like an Olympian wrestling : this have I seen ; +But this thy countenance , still lock'd in steel , +I never saw till now . I knew thy grandsire , +And once fought with him : he was a soldier good ; +But , by great Mars , the captain of us all , +Never like thee . Let an old man embrace thee ; +And , worthy warrior , welcome to our tents . + +'Tis the old Nestor . + +Let me embrace thee , good old chronicle , +That hast so long walk'd hand in hand with time : +Most reverend Nestor , I am glad to clasp thee . + +I would my arms could match thee in contention , +As they contend with thee in courtesy . + +I would they could . + +Ha ! +By this white beard , I'd fight with thee to-morrow . +Well , welcome , welcome ! I have seen the time . + +I wonder now how yonder city stands , +When we have here her base and pillar by us . + +I know your favour , Lord Ulysses , well . +Ah ! sir , there's many a Greek and Trojan dead , +Since first I saw yourself and Diomed +In Ilion , on your Greekish embassy . + +Sir , I foretold you then what would ensue : +My prophecy is but half his journey yet ; +For yonder walls , that pertly front your town , +Yond towers , whose wanton tops do buss the clouds , +Must kiss their own feet . + +I must not believe you : +There they stand yet , and modestly I think , +The fall of every Phrygian stone will cost +A drop of Grecian blood : the end crowns all , +And that old common arbitrator , Time , +Will one day end it . + +So to him we leave it . +Most gentle and most valiant Hector , welcome . +After the general , I beseech you next +To feast with me and see me at my tent . + +I shall forestall thee , Lord Ulysses , thou ! +Now , Hector , I have fed mine eyes on thee ; +I have with exact view perus'd thee , Hector , +And quoted joint by joint . + +Is this Achilles ? + +I am Achilles . + +Stand fair , I pray thee : let me look on thee . + +Behold thy fill . + +Nay , I have done already . + +Thou art too brief : I will the second time , +As I would buy thee , view thee limb by limb . + +O ! like a book of sport thou'lt read me o'er ; +But there's more in me than thou understand'st . +Why dost thou so oppress me with thine eye ? + +Tell me , you heavens , in which part of his body +Shall I destroy him ? whether there , or there , or there ? +That I may give the local wound a name , +And make distinct the very breach whereout +Hector's great spirit flew . Answer me , heavens ! + +It would discredit the bless'd gods , proud man , +To answer such a question . Stand again : +Think'st thou to catch my life so pleasantly +As to prenominate in nice conjecture +Where thou wilt hit me dead ? + +I tell thee , yea . + +Wert thou an oracle to tell me so , +I'd not believe thee . Henceforth guard thee well , +For I'll not kill thee there , nor there , nor there ; +But , by the forge that stithied Mars his helm , +I'll kill thee every where , yea , o'er and o'er . +You wisest Grecians , pardon me this brag ; +His insolence draws folly from my lips ; +But I'll endeavour deeds to match these words , +Or may I never + +Do not chafe thee , cousin : +And you , Achilles , let these threats alone , +Till accident or purpose bring you to't : +You may have every day enough of Hector , +If you have stomach . The general state , I fear , +Can scarce entreat you to be odd with him . + +I pray you , let us see you in the field ; +We have had pelting wars since you refus'd +The Grecians' cause . + +Dost thou entreat me , Hector ? +To-morrow do I meet thee , fell as death ; +To-night all friends . + +Thy hand upon that match . + +First , all you peers of Greece , go to my tent ; +There in the full convive we afterwards , +As Hector's leisure and your bounties shall +Concur together , severally entreat him . +Beat loud the tabourines , let the trumpets blow , +That this great soldier may his welcome know . + + +My Lord Ulysses , tell me , I beseech you , +In what place of the field doth Calchas keep ? + +At Menelaus' tent , most princely Troilus : +There Diomed doth feast with him to-night ; +Who neither looks upon the heaven nor earth , +But gives all gaze and bent of amorous view +On the fair Cressid . + +Shall I , sweet lord , be bound to thee so much , +After we part from Agamemnon's tent , +To bring me thither ? + +You shall command me , sir . +As gentle tell me , of what honour was +This Cressida in Troy ? Had she no lover there +That wails her absence ? + +O , sir ! to such as boasting show their scars +A mock is due . Will you walk on , my lord ? +She was belov'd , she lov'd ; she is , and doth : +But still sweet love is food for fortune's tooth . + + +I'll heat his blood with Greekish wine to-night , +Which with my scimitar I'll cool to-morrow . +Patroclus , let us feast him to the height . + +Here comes Thersites . + + +How now , thou core of envy ! +Thou crusty batch of nature , what's the news ? + +Why , thou picture of what thou seemest , and idol of idiot-worshippers , here's a letter for thee . + +From whence , fragment ? + +Why , thou full dish of fool , from Troy . + +Who keeps the tent now ? + +The surgeon's box , or the patient's wound . + +Well said , adversity ! and what need these tricks ? + +Prithee , be silent , boy : I profit not by thy talk : thou art thought to be Achilles' male varlet . + +Male varlet , you rogue ! what's that ? + +Why , his masculine whore . Now , the rotten diseases of the south , the guts-griping , ruptures , catarrhs , loads o' gravel i' the back , lethargies , cold palsies , raw eyes , dirt-rotten livers , wheezing lungs , bladders full of imposthume , sciaticas , lime-kilns i' the palm , incurable bone-ache , and the rivelled fee-simple of the tetter , take and take again such preposterous discoveries ! + +Why , thou damnable box of envy , thou , what meanest thou to curse thus ? + +Do I curse thee ? + +Why , no , you ruinous butt , you whoreson indistinguishable cur , no . + +No ! why art thou then exasperate , thou idle immaterial skein of sleave silk , thou green sarcenet flap for a sore eye , thou tassel of a prodigal's purse , thou ? Ah ! how the poor world is pestered with such water-flies , diminutives of nature . + +Out , gall ! + +Finch egg ! + +My sweet Patroclus , I am thwarted quite +From my great purpose in to-morrow's battle . +Here is a letter from Queen Hecuba , +A token from her daughter , my fair love , +Both taxing me and gaging me to keep +An oath that I have sworn . I will not break it : +Fall Greeks ; fail fame ; honour or go or stay ; +My major vow lies here , this I'll obey . +Come , come , Thersites , help to trim my tent ; +This night in banqueting must all be spent . +Away , Patroclus ! + + +With too much blood and too little brain , these two may run mad ; but if with too much brain , and too little blood they do , I'll be a curer of madmen . Here's Agamemnon , an honest fellow enough , and one that loves quails , but he has not so much brain as ear-wax : and the goodly transformation of Jupiter there , his brother , the bull , the primitive statue , and oblique memorial of cuckolds ; a thrifty shoeing-horn in a chain , hanging at his brother's leg , to what form but that he is should wit larded with malice and malice forced with wit turn him to ? To an ass , were nothing : he is both ass and ox ; to an ox , were nothing : he is both ox and ass . To be a dog , a mule , a cat , a fitchew , a toad , a lizard , an owl , a puttock , or a herring without a roe , I would not care ; but to be Menelaus ! I would conspire against destiny . Ask me not what I would be , if I were not Thersites , for I care not to be the louse of a lazar , so I were not Menelaus . Hey-day ! spirits and fires ! + + +We go wrong , we go wrong . + +No , yonder 'tis ; +There , where we see the lights . + +I trouble you . + +No , not a whit . + +Here comes himself to guide you . + + +Welcome , brave Hector ; welcome , princes all . + +So now , fair prince of Troy , I bid good-night . +Ajax commands the guard to tend on you . + +Thanks and good-night to the Greeks' general . + +Good-night , my lord . + +Good-night , sweet Lord Menelaus . + +Sweet draught : 'sweet ,' quoth a' ! sweet sink , sweet sewer . + +Good-night and welcome both at once , to those +That go or tarry . + +Good-night . + + +Old Nestor tarries ; and you too , Diomed , +Keep Hector company an hour or two . + +I cannot , lord ; I have important business , +The tide whereof is now . Good-night , great Hector . + +Give me your hand . + +Follow his torch ; he goes to Calchas' tent . +I'll keep you company . + +Sweet sir , you honour me . + +And so , good-night . + + +Come , come , enter my tent . + + +That same Diomed's a false-hearted rogue , a most unjust knave ; I will no more trust him when he leers than I will a serpent when he hisses . He will spend his mouth , and promise , like Brabbler the hound ; but when he performs , astronomers foretell it : it is prodigious , there will come some change : the sun borrows of the moon when Diomed keeps his word . I will rather leave to see Hector , than not to dog him : they say he keeps a Trojan drab , and uses the traitor Calchas' tent . I'll after . Nothing but lechery ! all incontinent varlets . + + +What , are you up here , ho ! speak . + +Who calls ? + +Diomed . Calchas , I think . Where's your daughter ? + +She comes to you . + + +Stand where the torch may not discover us . + + +Cressid comes forth to him . + +How now , my charge ! + +Now , my sweet guardian ! Hark ! a word with you . + + +Yea , so familiar ! + +She will sing any man at first sight . + +And any man may sing her , if he can take her cliff ; she's noted . + +Will you remember ? + +Remember ! yes . + +Nay , but do , then ; +And let your mind be coupled with your words . + +What should she remember ? + +List ! + +Sweet honey Greek , tempt me no more to folly . + +Roguery ! + +Nay , then , + +I'll tell you what , + +Foh , foh ! come , tell a pin : you are forsworn . + +In faith , I cannot . What would you have me do ? + +A juggling trick ,to be secretly open . + +What did you swear you would bestow on me ? + +I prithee , do not hold me to mine oath ; +Bid me do anything but that , sweet Greek . + +Good-night . + +Hold , patience ! + +How now , Trojan ? + +Diomed , + +No , no , good-night ; I'll be your fool no more . + +Thy better must . + +Hark ! one word in your ear . + +O plague and madness ! + +You are mov'd , prince ; let us depart , I pray you , +Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself +To wrathful terms . This place is dangerous ; +The time right deadly . I beseech you , go . + +Behold , I pray you ! + +Nay , good my lord , go off : +You flow to great distraction ; come , my lord . + +I pray thee , stay . + +You have not patience ; come . + +I pray you , stay . By hell , and all hell's torments , +I will not speak a word ! + +And so , good-night . + +Nay , but you part in anger . + +Doth that grieve thee ? +O wither'd truth ! + +Why , how now , lord ! + +By Jove , +I will be patient . + +Guardian !why , Greek ! + +Foh , foh ! adieu ; you palter . + +In faith , I do not : come hither once again . + +You shake , my lord , at something : will you go ? +You will break out . + +She strokes his cheek ! + +Come , come . + +Nay , stay ; by Jove , I will not speak a word : +There is between my will and all offences +A guard of patience : stay a little while . + +How the devil Luxury , with his fat rump and potato finger , tickles these together ! Fry , lechery , fry ! + +But will you , then ? + +In faith , I will , la ; never trust me else . + +Give me some token for the surety of it . + +I'll fetch you one . + + +You have sworn patience . + +Fear me not , sweet lord ; +I will not be myself , nor have cognition +Of what I feel : I am all patience . + + +Now the pledge ! now , now , now ! + +Here , Diomed , keep this sleeve . + +O beauty ! where is thy faith ? + +My lord , + +I will be patient ; outwardly I will . + +You look upon that sleeve ; behold it well . +He lov'd me O false wench !Give't to me again . + +Whose was't ? + +It is no matter , now I have't again . +I will not meet with you to-morrow night . +I prithee , Diomed , visit me no more . + +Now she sharpens : well said , whetstone ! + +I shall have it . + +What , this ? + +Ay , that . + +O ! all you gods . O pretty , pretty pledge ! +Thy master now lies thinking in his bed +Of thee and me ; and sighs , and takes my glove , +And gives me norial dainty kisses to it , +As I kiss thee . Nay , do not snatch it from me ; +He that takes that doth take my heart withal . + +I had your heart before ; this follows it . + +I did swear patience . + +You shall not have it , Diomed ; faith you shall not ; +I'll give you something else . + +I will have this . Whose was it ? + +'Tis no matter . + +Come , tell me whose it was . + +'Twas one's that loved me better than you will . +But , now you have it , take it . + +Whose was it ? + +By all Diana's waiting-women yond , +And by herself , I will not tell you whose . + +To-morrow will I wear it on my helm , +And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it . + +Wert thou the devil , and wor'st it on thy horn , +It should be challeng'd . + +Well , well , 'tis done , 'tis past : and yet it is not : +I will not keep my word . + +Why then , farewell ; +Thou never shalt mock Diomed again . + +You shall not go : one cannot speak a word , +But it straight starts you . + +I do not like this fooling . + +Nor I , by Pluto : but that that likes not me +Pleases me best . + +What , shall I come ? the hour ? + +Ay , come :O Jove ! +Do come :I shall be plagu'd . + +Farewell till then . + +Good-night : I prithee , come . + +Troilus , farewell ! one eye yet looks on thee , +But with my heart the other eye doth see . +Ah ! poor our sex ; this fault in us I find , +The error of our eye directs our mind . +What error leads must err . O ! then conclude +Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude . + + +A proof of strength she could not publish more , +Unless she said , 'My mind is now turn'd whore .' + +All's done , my lord . + +It is . + +Why stay we , then ? + +To make a recordation to my soul +Of every syllable that here was spoke . +But if I tell how these two did co-act , +Shall I not lie in publishing a truth ? +Sith yet there is a credence in my heart , +An esperance so obstinately strong , +That doth invert the attest of eyes and ears , +As if those organs had deceptions functions , +Created only to calumniate . +Was Cressid here ? + +I cannot conjure , Trojan . + +She was not , sure . + +Most sure she was . + +Why , my negation hath no taste of madness . + +Nor mine , my lord : Cressid was here but now . + +Let it not be believ'd for womanhood ! +Think we had mothers ; do not give advantage +To stubborn critics , apt , without a theme , +For depravation , to square the general sex +By Cressid's rule : rather think this not Cressid . + +What hath she done , prince , that can soil our mothers ? + +Nothing at all , unless that this were she . + +Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes ? + +This she ? no , this is Diomed's Cressida . +If beauty have a soul , this is not she ; +If souls guide vows , if vows be sanctimony , +If sanctimony be the gods' delight , +If there be rule in unity itself , +This is not she . O madness of discourse , +That cause sets up with and against itself ; +Bi-fold authority ! where reason can revolt +Without perdition , and loss assume all reason +Without revolt : this is , and is not , Cressid . +Within my soul there doth conduce a fight +Of this strange nature that a thing inseparate +Divides more wider than the sky and earth ; +And yet the spacious breadth of this division +Admits no orifice for a point as subtle +As Ariachne's broken woof to enter . +Instance , O instance ! strong as Pluto's gates ; +Cressid is mine , tied with the bonds of heaven : +Instance , O instance ! strong as heaven itself ; +The bonds of heaven are slipp'd , dissolv'd , and loos'd ; +And with another knot , five-finger-tied , +The fractions of her faith , orts of her love , +The fragments , scraps , the bits , and greasy reliques +Of her o'er-eaten faith , are bound to Diomed . + +May worthy Troilus be half attach'd +With that which here his passion doth express ? + +Ay , Greek ; and that shall be divulged well +In characters as red as Mars his heart +Inflam'd with Venus : never did young man fancy +With so eternal and so fix'd a soul . +Hark , Greek : as much as I do Cressid love , +So much by weight hate I her Diomed ; +That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm ; +Were it a casque compos'd by Vulcan's skill , +My sword should bite it . Not the dreadful spout +Which shipmen do the hurricano call , +Constring'd in mass by the almighty sun , +Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear +In his descent than shall my prompted sword +Falling on Diomed . + +He'll tickle it for his concupy . + +O Cressid ! O false Cressid ! false , false , false ! +Let all untruths stand by thy stained name , +And they'll seem glorious . + +O ! contain yourself ; +Your passion draws ears hither . + + +I have been seeking you this hour , my lord . +Hector , by this , is arming him in Troy : +Ajax , your guard , stays to conduct you home . + +Have with you , prince . My courteous lord , adieu . +Farewell , revolted fair ! and Diomed , +Stand fast , and wear a castle on thy head ! + +I'll bring you to the gates . + +Accept distracted thanks . + + +Would I could meet that rogue Diomed ! I would croak like a raven ; I would bode , I would bode . Patroclus would give me any thing for the intelligence of this whore : the parrot will not do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab . Lechery , lechery ; still , wars and lechery : nothing else holds fashion . A burning devil take them ! + + +When was my lord so much ungently temper'd , +To stop his ears against admonishment ? +Unarm , unarm , and do not fight to-day . + +You train me to offend you ; get you in : +By all the everlasting gods , I'll go . + +My dreams will , sure , prove ominous to the day . + +No more , I say . + + +Where is my brother Hector ? + +Here , sister ; arm'd , and bloody in intent . +Consort with me in loud and dear petition ; +Pursue we him on knees ; for I have dream'd +Of bloody turbulence , and this whole night +Hath nothing been but shapes and forms of slaughter . + +O ! 'tis true . + +Ho ! bid my trumpet sound . + +No notes of sally , for the heavens , sweet brother . + +Be gone , I say : the gods have heard me swear . + +The gods are deaf to hot and peevish vows : +They are polluted offerings , more abhorr'd +Than spotted livers in the sacrifice . + +O ! be persuaded : do not count it holy +To hurt by being just : it is as lawful , +For we would give much , to use violent thefts , +And rob in the behalf of charity . + +It is the purpose that makes strong the vow ; +But vows to every purpose must not hold . +Unarm , sweet Hector . + +Hold you still , I say ; +Mine honour keeps the weather of my fate : +Life every man holds dear ; but the dear man +Holds honour far more precious-dear than life . + +How now , young man ! mean'st thou to fight to-day ? + +Cassandra , call my father to persuade . + + +No , faith , young Troilus ; doff thy harness , youth ; +I am to-day i' the vein of chivalry : +Let grow thy sinews till their knots be strong , +And tempt not yet the brushes of the war . +Unarm thee , go , and doubt thou not , brave boy , +I'll stand to-day for thee and me and Troy . + +Brother , you have a vice of mercy in you , +Which better fits a lion than a man . + +What vice is that , good Troilus ? chide me for it . + +When many times the captive Grecian falls , +Even in the fan and wind of your fair sword , +You bid them rise , and live . + +O ! 'tis fair play . + +Fool's play , by heaven , Hector . + +How now ! how now ! + +For the love of all the gods , +Let's leave the hermit pity with our mothers , +And when we have our armours buckled on , +The venom'd vengeance ride upon our swords , +Spur them to ruthful work , rein them from ruth . + +Fie , savage , fie ! + +Hector , then 'tis wars . + +Troilus , I would not have you fight to-day . + +Who should withhold me ? +Not fate , obedience , nor the hand of Mars +Beckoning with fiery truncheon my retire ; +Not Priamus and Hecuba on knees , +Their eyes o'ergalled with recourse of tears ; +Nor you , my brother , with your true sword drawn , +Oppos'd to hinder me , should stop my way , +But by my ruin . + + +Lay hold upon him , Priam , hold him fast : +He is thy crutch ; now if thou lose thy stay , +Thou on him leaning , and all Troy on thee , +Fall all together . + +Come , Hector , come ; go back : +Thy wife hath dream'd ; thy mother hath had visions ; +Cassandra doth foresee ; and I myself +Am like a prophet suddenly enrapt , +To tell thee that this day is ominous : +Therefore , come back . + +neas is a-field ; +And I do stand engag'd to many Greeks , +Even in the faith of valour , to appear +This morning to them . + +Ay , but thou shalt not go . + +I must not break my faith . +You know me dutiful ; therefore , dear sir , +Let me not shame respect , but give me leave +To take that course by your consent and voice , +Which you do here forbid me , royal Priam . + +O Priam ! yield not to him . + +Do not , dear father . + +Andromache , I am offended with you : +Upon the love you bear me , get you in . + + +This foolish , dreaming , superstitious girl +Makes all these bodements . + +O farewell ! dear Hector . +Look ! how thou diest ; look ! how thy eye turns pale ; +Look ! how thy wounds do bleed at many vents : +Hark ! how Troy roars : how Hecuba cries out ! +How poor Andromache shrills her dolours forth ! +Behold , distraction , frenzy , and amazement , +Like witless anticks , one another meet , +And all cry Hector ! Hector's dead ! O Hector ! + +Away ! Away ! + +Farewell . Yet , soft ! Hector , I take my leave : +Thou dost thyself and all our Troy deceive . + + +You are amaz'd , my liege , at her exclaim . +Go in and cheer the town : we'll forth and fight ; +Do deeds worth praise and tell you them at night . + +Farewell : the gods with safety stand about thee ! + + +They are at it , hark ! Proud Diomed , believe , +I come to lose my arm , or win my sleeve . + + +Do you hear , my lord ? do you hear ? + +What now ? + +Here's a letter come from yond poor girl . + +Let me read . + +A whoreson tisick , a whoreson rascally tisick so troubles me , and the foolish fortune of this girl ; and what one thing , what another , that I shall leave you one o' these days : and I have a rheum in mine eyes too , and such an ache in my bones that , unless a man were cursed , I cannot tell what to think on't . What says she there ? + +Words , words , mere words , no matter from the heart ; +The effect doth operate another way . + +Go , wind to wind , there turn and change together . +My love with words and errors still she feeds , +But edifies another with her deeds . + + +Now they are clapper-clawing one another ; I'll go look on . That dissembling abominable varlet , Diomed , has got that same scurvy doting foolish young knave's sleeve of Troy there in his helm : I would fain see them meet ; that that same young Trojan ass , that loves the whore there , might send that Greekish whoremasterly villain , with the sleeve , back to the dissembling luxurious drab , on a sleeveless errand . O' the other side , the policy of those crafty swearing rascals ,that stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese , Nestor , and that same dog-fox , Ulysses , is not proved worth a blackberry : they set me up , in policy , that mongrel cur , Ajax , against that dog of as bad a kind , Achilles ; and now is the cur Ajax prouder than the cur Achilles , and will not arm to-day ; whereupon the Grecians begin to proclaim barbarism , and policy grows into an ill opinion . Soft ! here comes sleeve , and t' other . + + +Fly not ; for shouldst thou take the river Styx , +I would swim after . + +Thou dost miscall retire : +I do not fly ; but advantageous care +Withdrew me from the odds of multitude . +Have at thee ! + +Hold thy whore , Grecian ! now for thy whore , Trojan ! now the sleeve , now the sleeve ! + +What art thou , Greek ? art thou for Hector's match ? +Art thou of blood and honour ? + +No , no , I am a rascal ; a scurvy railing knave ; a very filthy rogue . + +I do believe thee : live . + + +God-a-mercy , that thou wilt believe me ; but a plague break thy neck for frighting me ! What's become of the wenching rogues ? I think they have swallowed one another : I would laugh at that miracle ; yet , in a sort , lechery eats itself . I'll seek them . + + +Go , go , my servant , take thou Troilus' horse ; +Present the fair steed to my Lady Cressid : +Fellow , commend my service to her beauty : +Tell her I have chastis'd the amorous Trojan , +And am her knight by proof . + +I go , my lord . + +Renew , renew ! The fierce Polydamas +Hath beat down Menon ; bastard Margarelon +Hath Doreus prisoner , +And stands colossus-wise , waving his beam , +Upon the pashed corses of the kings +Epistrophus and Cedius ; Polixenes is slain ; +Amphimachus , and Thoas , deadly hurt ; +Patroclus ta'en , or slain ; and Palamedes +Sore hurt and bruis'd ; the dreadful Sagittary +Appals our numbers : haste we , Diomed , +To reinforcement , or we perish all . + + +Go , bear Patroclus' body to Achilles ; +And bid the snail-pac'd Ajax arm for shame . +There is a thousand Hectors in the field : +Now here he fights on Galathe his horse , +And there lacks work ; anon he's there afoot , +And there they fly or die , like scaled sculls +Before the belching whale ; then is he yonder , +And there the strawy Greeks , ripe for his edge , +Fall down before him , like the mower's swath : +Here , there , and everywhere , he leaves and takes , +Dexterity so obeying appetite +That what he will he does ; and does so much +That proof is called impossibility . + + +O ! courage , courage , princes ; great Achilles +Is arming , weeping , cursing , vowing vengeance : +Patroclus' wounds have rous'd his drowsy blood , +Together with his mangled Myrmidons , +That noseless , handless , hack'd and chipp'd , come to him , +Crying on Hector . Ajax hath lost a friend , +And foams at mouth , and he is arm'd and at it , +Roaring for Troilus , who hath done to-day +Mad and fantastic execution , +Engaging and redeeming of himself +With such a careless force and forceless care +As if that luck , in very spite of cunning , +Bade him win all . + + +Troilus ! thou coward Troilus ! + + +Ay , there , there . + +So , so , we draw together . + + +Where is this Hector ? +Come , come , thou boy-queller , show thy face ; +Know what it is to meet Achilles angry : +Hector ! where's Hector ? I will none but Hector . + + +Troilus , thou coward Troilus , show thy head ! + + +Troilus , I say ! where's Troilus ? + +What wouldst thou ? + +I would correct him . + +Were I the general , thou shouldst have my office +Ere that correction . Troilus , I say ! what , Troilus ! + + +O traitor Diomed ! Turn thy false face , thou traitor ! +And pay thy life thou ow'st me for my horse ! + +Ha ! art thou there ? + +I'll fight with him alone : stand , Diomed . + +He is my prize ; I will not look upon . + +Come , both you cogging Greeks ; have at you both ! + +Yea , Troilus ? O , well fought , my youngest brother ! + + +Now I do see thee . Ha ! have at thee , Hector ! + +Pause , if thou wilt . + +I do disdain thy courtesy , proud Trojan . +Be happy that my arms are out of use : +My rest and negligence befriend thee now , +But thou anon shalt hear of me again ; +Till when , go seek thy fortune . + + +Fare thee well : +I would have been much more a fresher man , +Had I expected thee . How now , my brother ! + + +Ajax hath ta'en neas : shall it be ? +No , by the flame of yonder glorious heaven , +He shall not carry him : I'll be ta'en too , +Or bring him off . Fate , hear me what I say ! +I reck not though I end my life to-day . + +Stand , stand , thou Greek ; thou art a goodly mark . +No ? wilt thou not ? I like thy armour well ; +I'll frush it , and unlock the rivets all , +But I'll be master of it . Wilt thou not , beast , abide ? +Why then , fly on , I'll hunt thee for thy hide . + + +Come here about me , you my Myrmidons ; +Mark what I say . Attend me where I wheel : +Strike not a stroke , but keep yourselves in breath : +And when I have the bloody Hector found , +Empale him with your weapons round about ; +In fellest manner execute your aims . +Follow me , sirs , and my proceedings eye : +It is decreed , Hector the great must die . + +The cuckold and the cuckold-maker are at it . Now , bull ! now , dog ! 'Loo , Paris , 'loo ! now , my double-henned sparrow ! 'loo , Paris , 'loo ! The bull has the game : 'ware horns , ho ! + +Turn , slave , and fight . + +What art thou ? + +A bastard son of Priam's . + +I am a bastard too ; I love bastards : I am a bastard begot , bastard instructed , bastard in mind , bastard in valour , in every thing illegitimate . One bear will not bite another , and wherefore should one bastard ? Take heed , the quarrel's most ominous to us : if the son of a whore fight for a whore , he tempts judgment . Farewell , bastard . + + +The devil take thee , coward ! + + +Most putrefied core , so fair without , +Thy goodly armour thus hath cost thy life . +Now is my day's work done ; I'll take good breath : +Rest , sword ; thou hast thy fill of blood and death . + +Look , Hector , how the sun begins to set ; +How ugly night comes breathing at his heels : +Even with the vail and darking of the sun , +To close the day up , Hector's life is done . + +I am unarm'd ; forego this vantage , Greek . + +Strike , fellows , strike ! this is the man I seek . + +So , Ilion , fall thou next ! now , Troy , sink down ! +Here lies thy heart , thy sinews , and thy bone . +On ! Myrmidons , and cry you all amain , +'Achilles hath the mighty Hector slain .' + +Hark ! a retreat upon our Grecian part . + +The Trojan trumpets sound the like , my lord . + +The dragon wing of night o'erspreads the earth , +And , stickler-like , the armies separates . +My half-supp'd sword , that frankly would have fed , +Pleas'd with this dainty bait , thus goes to bed . + +Come , tie his body to my horse's tail ; +Along the field I will the Trojan trail . + + +Hark ! hark ! what shout is that ? + +Peace , drums ! + + +Achilles ! +Achilles ! Hector's slain ! Achilles ! + +The bruit is , Hector's slain , and by Achilles . + +If it be so , yet bragless let it be ; +Great Hector was a man as good as he . + +March patiently along . Let one be sent +To pray Achilles see us at our tent . +If in his death the gods have us befriended , +Great Troy is ours , and our sharp wars are ended . + +Stand , ho ! yet are we masters of the field . +Never go home ; here starve we out the night . + + +Hector is slain . + +Hector ! the gods forbid ! + +He's dead ; and at the murderer's horse's tail , +In beastly sort , dragg'd through the shameful field . +Frown on , you heavens , effect your rage with speed ! +Sit , gods , upon your thrones , and smile at Troy ! +I say , at once let your brief plagues be mercy , +And linger not our sure destructions on ! + +My lord , you do discomfort all the host . + +You understand me not that tell me so . +I do not speak of flight , of fear , of death ; +But dare all imminence that gods and men +Address their dangers in . Hector is gone : +Who shall tell Priam so , or Hecuba ? +Let him that will a screech-owl aye be call'd +Go in to Troy , and say there Hector's dead : +There is a word will Priam turn to stone , +Make wells and Niobes of the maids and wives , +Cold statues of the youth ; and , in a word , +Scare Troy out of itself . But march away : +Hector is dead ; there is no more to say . +Stay yet . You vile abominable tents , +Thus proudly pight upon our Phrygian plains , +Let Titan rise as early as he dare , +I'll through and through you ! And , thou great-siz'd coward , +No space of earth shall sunder our two hates : +I'll haunt thee like a wicked conscience still , +That mouldeth goblins swift as frenzy's thoughts . +Strike a free march to Troy ! with comfort go : +Hope of revenge shall hide our inward woe . + +But hear you , hear you ! + +Hence , broker lackey ! ignomy and shame +Pursue thy life , and live aye with thy name ! + + +A goodly medicine for my aching bones ! O world ! world ! world ! thus is the poor agent despised . O traitors and bawds , how earnestly are you set a-work , and how ill requited ! why should our endeavour be so loved , and the performance so loathed ? what verse for it ? what instance for it ?Let me see ! + +Full merrily the humble-bee doth sing , +Till he hath lost his honey and his sting ; +And being once subdu'd in armed tail , +Sweet honey and sweet notes together fail . + +Good traders in the flesh , set this in your painted cloths . + +As many as be here of pander's hall , +Your eyes , half out , weep out at Pandar's fall ; +Or if you cannot weep , yet give some groans , +Though not for me , yet for your aching bones . +Brethren and sisters of the hold-door trade , +Some two months hence my will shall here be made . +It should be now , but that my fear is this , +Some galled goose of Winchester would hiss . +Till then I'll sweat , and seek about for eases ; +And at that time bequeath you my diseases + +TWELFTH-NIGHT; OR WHAT YOU WILL + + +If music be the food of love , play on ; +Give me excess of it , that , surfeiting , +The appetite may sicken , and so die . +That strain again ! it had a dying fall : +O ! it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound +That breathes upon a bank of violets , +Stealing and giving odour . Enough ! no more : +'Tis not so sweet now as it was before . +O spirit of love ! how quick and fresh art thou , +That , notwithstanding thy capacity +Receiveth as the sea , nought enters there , +Of what validity and pitch soe'er , +But falls into abatement and low price , +Even in a minute : so full of shapes is fancy , +That it alone is high fantastical . + +Will you go hunt , my lord ? + +What , Curio ? + +The hart . + +Why , so I do , the noblest that I have . +O ! when mine eyes did see Olivia first , +Methought she purg'd the air of pestilence . +That instant was I turn'd into a hart , +And my desires , like fell and cruel hounds , +E'er since pursue me . + +How now ! what news from her ? + +So please my lord , I might not be admitted ; +But from her handmaid do return this answer : +The element itself , till seven years' heat , +Shall not behold her face at ample view ; +But , like a cloistress , she will veiled walk , +And water once a day her chamber round +With eve-offending brine : all this , to season +A brother's dead love , which she would keep fresh +And lasting in her sad remembrance . + +O ! she that hath a heart of that fine frame +To pay this debt of love but to a brother , +How will she love , when the rich golden shaft +Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else +That live in her ; when liver , brain , and heart , +These sovereign thrones , are all supplied , and fill'd +Her sweet perfections with one self king . +Away before me to sweet beds of flowers ; +Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers . + + +What country , friends , is this ? + +This is Illyria , lady . + +And what should I do in Illyria ? +My brother he is in Elysium . +Perchance he is not drown'd : what think you sailors ? + +It is perchance that you yourself were sav'd . + +O my poor brother ! and so perchance may he be . + +True , madam : and , to comfort you with chance , +Assure yourself , after our ship did split , +When you and those poor number sav'd with you +Hung on our driving boat , I saw your brother , +Most provident in peril , bind himself , +Courage and hope both teaching him the practice , +To a strong mast that liv'd upon the sea ; +Where , like Arion on the dolphin's back , +I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves +So long as I could see . + +For saying so there's gold . +Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope , +Whereto thy speech serves for authority , +The like of him . Know'st thou this country ? + +Ay , madam , well ; for I was bred and born +Not three hours' travel from this very place . + +Who governs here ? + +A noble duke , in nature as in name . + +What is his name ? + +Orsino . + +Orsino ! I have heard my father name him : +He was a bachelor then . + +And so is now , or was so very late ; +For but a month ago I went from hence , +And then 'twas fresh in murmur ,as , you know , +What great ones do the less will prattle of , +That he did seek the love of fair Olivia . + +What's she ? + +A virtuous maid , the daughter of a count +That died some twelvemonth since ; then leaving her +In the protection of his son , her brother , +Who shortly also died : for whose dear love , +They say she hath abjur'd the company +And sight of men . + +O ! that I serv'd that lady , +And might not be deliver'd to the world , +Till I had made mine own occasion mellow , +What my estate is . + +That were hard to compass , +Because she will admit no kind of suit , +No , not the duke's . + +There is a fair behaviour in thee , captain ; +And though that nature with a beauteous wall +Doth oft close in pollution , yet of thee +I will believe thou hast a mind that suits +With this thy fair and outward character . +I prithee ,and I'll pay thee bounteously , +Conceal me what I am , and be my aid +For such disguise as haply shall become +The form of my intent . I'll serve this duke : +Thou shalt present me as a eunuch to him : +It may be worth thy pains ; for I can sing +And speak to him in many sorts of music +That will allow me very worth his service . +What else may hap to time I will commit ; +Only shape thou thy silence to my wit . + +Be you his eunuch , and your mute I'll be : +When my tongue blabs , then let mine eyes not see . + +I thank thee : lead me on . + + +What a plague means my niece , to take the death of her brother thus ? I am sure care's an enemy to life . + +By my troth , Sir Toby , you must come in earlier o' nights : your cousin , my lady , takes great exceptions to your ill hours . + +Why , let her except before excepted . + +Ay , but you must confine yourself within the modest limits of order . + +Confine ! I'll confine myself no finer than I am . These clothes are good enough to drink in , and so be these boots too : an they be not , let them hang themselves in their own straps . + +That quaffing and drinking will undo you : I heard my lady talk of it yesterday ; and of a foolish knight that you brought in one night here to be her wooer . + +Who ? Sir Andrew Aguecheek ? + +Ay , he . + +He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria . + +What's that to the purpose ? + +Why , he has three thousand ducats a year . + +Ay , but he'll have but a year in all these ducats : he's a very fool and a prodigal . + +Fie , that you'll say so ! he plays o' the viol-de-gamboys , and speaks three or four languages word for word without book , and hath all the good gifts of nature . + +He hath indeed , almost natural ; for , besides that he's a fool , he's a great quarreller ; and but that he hath the gift of a coward to allay the gust he hath in quarrelling , 'tis thought among the prudent he would quickly have the gift of a grave . + +By this hand , they are scoundrels and substractors that say so of him . Who are they ? + +They that add , moreover , he's drunk nightly in your company . + +With drinking healths to my niece . I'll drink to her as long as there is a passage in my throat and drink in Illyria . He's a coward and a coystril , that will not drink to my niece till his brains turn o' the toe like a parish-top . What , wench ! Castiliano vulgo ! for here comes Sir Andrew Agueface . + + +Sir Toby Belch ! how now , Sir Toby Belch ! + +Sweet Sir Andrew ! + +Bless you , fair shrew . + +And you too , sir . + +Accost , Sir Andrew , accost . + +What's that ? + +My niece's chambermaid . + +Good Mistress Accost , I desire better acquaintance . + +My name is Mary , sir . + +Good Mistress Mary Accost , + +You mistake , knight : 'accost' is , front her , board her , woo her , assail her . + +By my troth , I would not undertake her in this company . Is that the meaning of 'accost ?' + +Fare you well , gentlemen . + +An thou let her part so , Sir Andrew , would thou mightst never draw sword again ! + +An you part so , mistress , I would I might never draw sword again . Fair lady , do you think you have fools in hand ? + +Sir , I have not you by the hand . + +Marry , but you shall have ; and here's my hand . + +Now , sir , 'thought is free :' I pray you , bring your hand to the buttery-bar and let it drink . + +Wherefore , sweetheart ? what's your metaphor ? + +It's dry , sir . + +Why , I think so : I am not such an ass but I can keep my hand dry . But what's your jest ? + +A dry jest , sir . + +Are you full of them ? + +Ay , sir , I have them at my fingers' ends : marry , now I let go your hand , I am barren . + + +O knight ! thou lackest a cup of canary : when did I see thee so put down ? + +Never in your life , I think ; unless you see canary put me down . Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian or an ordinary man has ; but I am a great eater of beef , and I believe that does harm to my wit . + +No question . + +An I thought that , I'd forswear it . +I'll ride home to-morrow , Sir Toby . + +Pourquoi , my dear knight ? + +What is 'pourquoi ?' do or not do ? I would I had bestowed that time in the tongues that I have in fencing , dancing , and bear-baiting . O ! had I but followed the arts ! + +Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair . + +Why , would that have mended my hair ? + +Past question ; for thou seest it will not curl by nature . + +But it becomes me well enough , does't not ? + +Excellent ; it hangs like flax on a distaff , and I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs , and spin it off . + +Faith , I'll home to-morrow , Sir Toby : your niece will not be seen ; or if she be , it's four to one she'll none of me . The count himself here hard by woos her . + +She'll none o' the count ; she'll not match above her degree , neither in estate , years , nor wit ; I have heard her swear it . Tut , there's life in't , man . + +I'll stay a month longer . I am a fellow o' the strangest mind i' the world ; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether . + +Art thou good at these kickchawses , knight ? + +As any man in Illyria , whatsoever he be , under the degree of my betters : and yet I will not compare with an old man . + +What is thy excellence in a galliard , knight ? + +Faith , I can cut a caper . + +And I can cut the mutton to't . + +And I think I have the back-trick simply as strong as any man in Illyria . + +Wherefore are these things hid ? wherefore have these gifts a curtain before 'em ? are they like to take dust , like Mistress Mall's picture ? why dost thou not go to church in a galliard , and come home in a coranto ? My very walk should be a jig : I would not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace . What dost thou mean ? is it a world to hide virtues in ? I did think , by the excellent constitution of thy leg , it was formed under the star of a galliard . + +Ay , 'tis strong , and it does indifferent well in a flame-coloured stock . Shall we set about some revels ? + +What shall we do else ? were we not born under Taurus ? + +Taurus ! that's sides and heart . + +No , sir , it is legs and thighs . Let me see thee caper . Ha ! higher : ha , ha ! excellent ! + + +If the duke continue these favours towards you , Cesario , you are like to be much advanced : he hath known you but three days , and already you are no stranger . + +You either fear his humour or my negligence , that you call in question the continuance of his love . Is he inconstant , sir , in his favours ? + +No , believe me . + +I thank you . Here comes the count . + + +Who saw Cesario ? ho ! + +On your attendance , my lord ; here . + +Stand you awhile aloof . Cesario , +Thou know'st no less but all ; I have unclasp'd +To thee the book even of my secret soul : +Therefore , good youth , address thy gait unto her , +Be not denied access , stand at her doors , +And tell them , there thy fixed foot shall grow +Till thou have audience . + +Sure , my noble lord , +If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow +As it is spoke , she never will admit me . + +Be clamorous and leap all civil bounds +Rather than make unprofited return . + +Say I do speak with her , my lord , what then ? + +O ! then unfold the passion of my love ; +Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith : +It shall become thee well to act my woes ; +She will attend it better in thy youth +Than in a nuncio of more grave aspect . + +I think not so , my lord . + +Dear lad , believe it ; +For they shall yet belie thy happy years +That say thou art a man : Diana's lip +Is not more smooth and rubious ; thy small pipe +Is as the maiden's organ , shrill and sound ; +And all is semblative a woman's part . +I know thy constellation is right apt +For this affair . Some four or five attend him ; +All , if you will ; for I myself am best +When least in company . Prosper well in this , +And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord , +To call his fortunes thine . + +I'll do my best +To woo your lady : + +yet , a barful strife ! +Whoe'er I woo , myself would be his wife . + + +Nay , either tell me where thou hast been , or I will not open my lips so wide as a bristle may enter in way of thy excuse . My lady will hang thee for thy absence . + +Let her hang me : he that is well hanged in this world needs to fear no colours . + +Make that good . + +He shall see none to fear . + +A good lenten answer : I can tell thee where that saying was born , of , 'I fear no colours .' + +Where , good Mistress Mary ? + +In the wars ; and that may you be bold to say in your foolery . + +Well , God give them wisdom that have it ; and those that are fools , let them use their talents . + +Yet you will be hanged for being so long absent ; or , to be turned away , is not that as good as a hanging to you ? + +Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage ; and , for turning away , let summer bear it out . + +You are resolute then ? + +Not so , neither ; but I am resolved on two points . + +That if one break , the other will hold ; or , if both break , your gaskins fall . + +Apt , in good faith ; very apt . Well , go thy way : if Sir Toby would leave drinking , thou wert as witty a piece of Eve's flesh as any in Illyria . + +Peace , you rogue , no more o' that . Here comes my lady : make your excuse wisely , you were best . + + +Wit , an't be thy will , put me into good fooling ! Those wits that think they have thee , do very oft prove fools ; and I , that am sure I lack thee , may pass for a wise man : for what says Quinapalus ? 'Better a witty fool than a foolish wit .' + +God bless thee , lady ! + +Take the fool away . + +Do you not hear , fellows ? Take away the lady . + +Go to , you're a dry fool ; I'll no more of you : besides , you grow dishonest . + +Two faults , madonna , that drink and good counsel will amend : for give the dry fool drink , then is the fool not dry ; bid the dishonest man mend himself : if he mend , he is no longer dishonest ; if he cannot , let the botcher mend him . Any thing that's mended is but patched : virtue that transgresses is but patched with sin ; and sin that amends is but patched with virtue . If that this simple syllogism will serve , so ; if it will not , what remedy ? As there is no true cuckold but calamity , so beauty's a flower . The lady bade take away the fool ; therefore , I say again , take her away . + +Sir , I bade them take away you . + +Misprision in the highest degree ! Lady , cucullus non facit monachum ; that's as much to say as I wear not motley in my brain . Good madonna , give me leave to prove you a fool . + +Can you do it ? + +Dexteriously , good madonna . + +Make your proof . + +I must catechise you for it , madonna : good my mouse of virtue , answer me . + +Well , sir , for want of other idleness , I'll bide your proof . + +Good madonna , why mournest thou ? + +Good fool , for my brother's death . + +I think his soul is in hell , madonna . + +I know his soul is in heaven , fool . + +The more fool , madonna , to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven . Take away the fool , gentlemen . + +What think you of this fool , Malvolio ? doth he not mend ? + +Yes ; and shall do , till the pangs of death shake him : infirmity , that decays the wise , doth ever make the better fool . + +God send you , sir , a speedy infirmity , for the better increasing your folly ! Sir Toby will be sworn that I am no fox , but he will not pass his word for two pence that you are no fool . + +How say you to that , Malvolio ? + +I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal : I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool that has no more brain than a stone . Look you now , he's out of his guard already ; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him , he is gagged . I protest , I take these wise men , that crow so at these set kind of fools , no better than the fools' zanies . + +O ! you are sick of self-love , Malvolio , and taste with a distempered appetite . To be generous , guiltless , and of free disposition , is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets . There is no slander in an allowed fool , though he do nothing but rail ; nor no railing in a known discreet man , though he do nothing but reprove . + +Now , Mercury endue thee with leasing , for thou speakest well of fools ! + + +Madam , there is at the gate a young gentleman much desires to speak with you . + +From the Count Orsino , is it ? + +I know not , madam : 'tis a fair young man , and well attended . + +Who of my people hold him in delay ? + +Sir Toby , madam , your kinsman . + +Fetch him off , I pray you : he speaks nothing but madman . Fie on him ! + + +Now you see , sir , how your fooling grows old , and people dislike it . + +Thou hast spoken for us , madonna , as if thy eldest son should be a fool ; whose skull Jove cram with brains ! for here comes one of thy kin has a most weak pia mater . + + +By mine honour , half drunk . What is he at the gate , cousin ? + +A gentleman . + +A gentleman ! what gentleman ? + +'Tis a gentleman here ,a plague o' these pickle herring ! How now , sot ! + +Good Sir Toby . + +Cousin , cousin , how have you come so early by this lethargy ? + +Lechery ! I defy lechery ! There's one at the gate . + +Ay , marry , what is he ? + +Let him be the devil , an he will , I care not : give me faith , say I . Well , it's all one . + + +What's a drunken man like , fool ? + +Like a drowned man , a fool , and a madman : one draught above heat makes him a fool , the second mads him , and a third drowns him . + +Go thou and seek the crowner , and let him sit o' my coz ; for he's in the third degree of drink , he's drowned : go , look after him . + +He is but mad yet , madonna ; and the fool shall look to the madman . + +Madam , yond young fellow swears he will speak with you . I told him you were sick : he takes on him to understand so much , and therefore comes to speak with you . I told him you were asleep : he seems to have a foreknowledge of that too , and therefore comes to speak with you . What is to be said to him , lady ? he's fortified against any denial . + +Tell him he shall not speak with me . + +Ha's been told so ; and he says , he'll stand at your door like a sheriff's post , and be the supporter to a bench , but he'll speak with you . + +What kind o' man is he ? + +Why , of mankind . + +What manner of man ? + +Of very ill manner : he'll speak with you , will you or no . + +Of what personage and years is he ? + +Not yet old enough for a man , nor young enough for a boy ; as a squash is before 'tis a peascod , or a codling when 'tis almost an apple : 'tis with him in standing water , between boy and man . He is very well-favoured , and he speaks very shrewishly : one would think his mother's milk were scarce out of him . + +Let him approach . Call in my gentlewoman . + +Gentlewoman , my lady calls . + +Give me my veil : come , throw it o'er my face . +We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy . + + +The honourable lady of the house , which is she ? + +Speak to me ; I shall answer for her . +Your will ? + +Most radiant , exquisite , and unmatchable beauty ,I pray you tell me if this be the lady of the house , for I never saw her : I would be loath to cast away my speech ; for , besides that it is excellently well penned , I have taken great pains to con it . Good beauties , let me sustain no scorn ; I am very comptible , even to the least sinister usage . + +Whence came you , sir ? + +I can say little more than I have studied , and that question's out of my part . Good gentle one , give me modest assurance if you be the lady of the house , that I may proceed in my speech . + +Are you a comedian ? + +No , my profound heart ; and yet , by the very fangs of malice I swear I am not that I play . Are you the lady of the house ? + +If I do not usurp myself , I am . + +Most certain , if you are she , you do usurp yourself ; for , what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve . But this is from my commission : I will on with my speech in your praise , and then show you the heart of my message . + +Come to what is important in't : I forgive you the praise . + +Alas ! I took great pains to study it , and 'tis poetical . + +It is the more like to be feigned : I pray you keep it in . I heard you were saucy at my gates , and allowed your approach rather to wonder at you than to hear you . If you be not mad , be gone ; if you have reason , be brief : 'tis not that time of moon with me to make one in so skipping a dialogue . + +Will you hoist sail , sir ? here lies your way . + +No , good swabber ; I am to hull here a little longer . Some mollification for your giant , sweet lady . + +Tell me your mind . + +I am a messenger . + +Sure , you have some hideous matter to deliver , when the courtesy of it is so fearful . Speak your office . + +It alone concerns your ear . I bring no overture of war , no taxation of homage : I hold the olive in my hand ; my words are as full of peace as matter . + +Yet you began rudely . What are you ? what would you ? + +The rudeness that hath appear'd in me have I learn'd from my entertainment . What I am , and what I would , are as secret as maiden-head ; to your ears , divinity ; to any other's , profanation . + +Give us the place alone : we will hear this divinity . + +Now , sir ; what is your text ? + +Most sweet lady , + +A comfortable doctrine , and much may be said of it . Where lies your text ? + +In Orsino's bosom . + +In his bosom ! In what chapter of his bosom ? + +To answer by the method , in the first of his heart . + +O ! I have read it : it is heresy . Have you no more to say ? + +Good madam , let me see your face . + +Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face ? you are now out of your text : but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture . + +Look you , sir , such a one I was as this present : is't not well done ? + +Excellently done , if God did all . + +'Tis in grain , sir ; 'twill endure wind and weather . + +'Tis beauty truly blent , whose red and white +Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on : +Lady , you are tho cruell'st she alive , +If you will lead these graces to the grave +And leave the world no copy . + +O ! sir , I will not be so hard-hearted ; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty : it shall be inventoried , and every particle and utensil labelled to my will : as Item , Two lips , indifferent red ; Item , Two grey eyes , with lids to them ; Item , One neck , one chin , and so forth . Were you sent hither to praise me ? + +I see you what you are : you are too proud ; +But , if you were the devil , you are fair . +My lord and master loves you : O ! such love +Could be but recompens'd , though you were crown'd +The nonpareil of beauty . + +How does he love me ? + +With adorations , with fertile tears , +With groans that thunder love , with sighs of fire . + +Your lord does know my mind ; I cannot love him ; +Yet I suppose him virtuous , know him noble , +Of great estate , of fresh and stainless youth ; +In voices well divulg'd , free , learn'd , and valiant ; +And , in dimension and the shape of nature +A gracious person ; but yet I cannot love him : +He might have took his answer long ago . + +If I did love you in my master's flame , +With such a suffering , such a deadly life , +In your denial I would find no sense ; +I would not understand it . + +Why , what would you ? + +Make me a willow cabin at your gate , +And call upon my soul within the house ; +Write loyal cantons of contemned love , +And sing them loud even in the dead of night ; +Holla your name to the reverberate hills , +And make the babbling gossip of the air +Cry out , 'Olivia !' O ! you should not rest +Between the elements of air and earth , +But you should pity me ! + +You might do much . What is your parentage ? + +Above my fortune , yet my state is well : +I am a gentleman . + +Get you to your lord : +I cannot love him . Let him send no more , +Unless , perchance , you come to me again , +To tell me how he takes it . Fare you well : +I thank you for your pains : spend this for me . + +I am no fee'd post , lady ; keep your purse : +My master , not myself , lacks recompense . +Love make his heart of flint that you shall love , +And let your fervour , like my master's , be +Plac'd in contempt ! Farewell , fair cruelty . + + +'What is your parentage ?' +'Above my fortunes , yet my state is well : +I am a gentleman .' I'll be sworn thou art : +Thy tongue , thy face , thy limbs , actions , and spirit , +Do give thee five-fold blazon . Not too fast : soft ! soft ! +Unless the master were the man . How now ! +Even so quickly may one catch the plague ? +Methinks I feel this youth's perfections +With an invisible and subtle stealth +To creep in at mine eyes . Well , let it be . +What , ho ! Malvolio ! + + +Here , madam , at your service . + +Run after that same peevish messenger , +The county's man : he left this ring behind him , +Would I , or not : tell him I'll none of it . +Desire him not to flatter with his lord , +Nor hold him up with hopes : I'm not for him . +If that the youth will come this way to-morrow , +I'll give him reasons for't . Hie thee , Malvolio . + +Madam , I will . + + +I do I know not what , and fear to find +Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind . +Fate , show thy force : ourselves we do not owe ; +What is decreed must be , and be this so ! + +Will you stay no longer ? nor will you not that I go with you ? + +By your patience , no . My stars shine darkly over me ; the malignancy of my fate might , perhaps , distemper yours ; therefore I shall crave of you your leave that I may bear my evils alone . It were a bad recompense for your love to lay any of them on you . + +Let me yet know of you whither you are bound . + +No , sooth , sir : my determinate voyage is mere extravagancy . But I perceive in you so excellent a touch of modesty that you will not extort from me what I am willing to keep in ; therefore , it charges me in manners the rather to express myself . You must know of me then , Antonio , my name is Sebastian , which I called Roderigo . My father was that Sebastian of Messaline , whom I know you have heard of . He left behind him myself and a sister , both born in an hour : if the heavens had been pleased , would we had so ended ! but you , sir , altered that ; for some hour before you took me from the breach of the sea was my sister drowned . + +Alas the day ! + +A lady , sir , though it was said she much resembled me , was yet of many accounted beautiful : but , though I could not with such estimable wonder overfar believe that , yet thus far I will boldly publish her : she bore a mind that envy could not but call fair . She is drowned already , sir , with salt water , though I seem to drown her remembrance again with more . + +Pardon me , sir , your bad entertainment . + +O good Antonio ! forgive me your trouble ! + +If you will not murder me for my love , let me be your servant . + +If you will not undo what you have done , that is , kill him whom you have recovered , desire it not . Fare ye well at once : my bosom is full of kindness ; and I am yet so near the manners of my mother , that upon the least occasion more mine eyes will tell tales of me . I am bound to the Count Orsino's court : farewell . + + +The gentleness of all the gods go with thee ! +I have many enemies in Orsino's court , +Else would I very shortly see thee there ; +But , come what may , I do adore thee so , +That danger shall seem sport , and I will go . + + +Were not you even now with the Countess Olivia ? + +Even now , sir : on a moderate pace I have since arrived but hither . + +She returns this ring to you , sir : you might have saved me my pains , to have taken it away yourself . She adds , moreover , that you should put your lord into a desperate assurance she will none of him . And one thing more ; that you be never so hardy to come again in his affairs , unless it be to report your lord's taking of this . Receive it so . + +She took the ring of me ; I'll none of it . + +Come , sir , you peevishly threw it to her ; and her will is it should be so returned : if it be worth stooping for , there it lies in your eye ; if not , be it his that finds it . + + +I left no ring with her : what means this lady ? +Fortune forbid my outside have not charm'd her ! +She made good view of me ; indeed , so much , +That sure methought her eyes had lost her tongue , +For she did speak in starts distractedly . +She loves me , sure ; the cunning of her passion +Invites me in this churlish messenger . +None of my lord's ring ! why , he sent her none . +I am the man : if it be so , as 'tis , +Poor lady , she were better love a dream . +Disguise , I see , thou art a wickedness , +Wherein the pregnant enemy does much . +How easy is it for the proper-false +In women's waxen hearts to set their forms ! +Alas ! our frailty is the cause , not we ! +For such as we are made of , such we be . +How will this fadge ? My master loves her dearly ; +And I , poor monster , fond as much on him ; +And she , mistaken , seems to dote on me . +What will become of this ? As I am man , +My state is desperate for my master's love ; +As I am woman ,now alas the day ! +What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe ! +O time ! thou must untangle this , not I ; +It is too hard a knot for me to untie . + + +Approach , Sir Andrew : not to be a-bed after midnight is to be up betimes ; and diluculo surgere , thou knowest , + +Nay , by my troth , I know not ; but I know , to be up late is to be up late . + +A false conclusion : I hate it as an unfilled can . To be up after midnight and to go to bed then , is early ; so that to go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes . Does not our life consist of the four elements ? + +Faith , so they say ; but , I think , it rather consists of eating and drinking . + +Thou art a scholar ; let us therefore eat and drink . Marian , I say ! a stoup of wine ! + + +Here comes the fool , i' faith . + +How now , my hearts ! Did you never see the picture of 'we three ?' + +Welcome , ass . Now let's have a catch . + +By my troth , the fool has an excellent breast . I had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg , and so sweet a breath to sing , as the fool has . In sooth , thou wast in very gracious fooling last night , when thou spokest of Pigrogromitus , of the Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus : 'twas very good , i' faith . I sent thee sixpence for thy leman : hadst it ? + +I did impeticos thy gratillity ; for Malvolio's nose is no whipstock : my lady has a white hand , and the Myrmidons are no bottleale houses . + +Excellent ! Why , this is the best fooling , when all is done . Now , a song . + +Come on ; there is sixpence for you : let's have a song . + +There's a testril of me too : if one knight give a + +Would you have a love-song , or a song of good life ? + +A love-song , a love-song . + +Ay , ay ; I care not for good life . + + +O mistress mine ! where are you roaming ? +O ! stay and hear ; your true love's coming , +That can sing both high and low . +Trip no further , pretty sweeting ; +Journeys end in lovers meeting , +Every wise man's son doth know . + + +Excellent good , i' faith . + +Good , good . + + +What is love ? 'tis not hereafter ; +Present mirth hath present laughter ; +What's to come is still unsure : +In delay there lies no plenty ; +Then come kiss me , sweet and twenty , +Youth's a stuff will not endure . + + +A mellifluous voice , as I am true knight . + +A contagious breath . + +Very sweet and contagious , i' faith . + +To hear by the nose , it is dulcet in contagion . But shall we make the welkin dance indeed ? Shall we rouse the night-owl in a catch that will draw three souls out of one weaver ? shall we do that ? + +An you love me , let's do't : I am dog at a catch . + +By'r lady , sir , and some dogs will catch well . + +Most certain . Let our catch be , 'Thou knave .' + +Hold thy peace , thou knave ,' knight ? I shall be constrain'd in't to call thee knave , knight . + +'Tis not the first time I have constrained one to call me knave . Begin , fool : it begins , 'Hold thy peace .' + +I shall never begin if I hold my peace . + +Good , i' faith . Come , begin . + +What a caterwauling do you keep here ! If my lady have not called up her steward Malvolio and bid him turn you out of doors , never trust me . + +My lady's a Cataian ; we are politicians ; Malvolio's a Peg-a-Ramsey , and 'Three merry men be we .' Am not I consanguineous ? am I not of her blood ? Tillyvally , lady ! +There dwelt a man in Babylon , lady , lady ! + +Beshrew me , the knight's in admirable fooling . + +Ay , he does well enough if he be disposed , and so do I too : he does it with a better grace , but I do it more natural . + +O ! the twelfth day of December , + +For the love o' God , peace ! + + +My masters , are you mad ? or what are you ? Have you no wit , manners , nor honesty , but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night ? Do ye make an alehouse of my lady's house , that ye squeak out your coziers' catches without any mitigation or remorse of voice ? Is there no respect of place , persons , nor time , in you ? + +We did keep time , sir , in our catches . Sneck up ! + +Sir Toby , I must be round with you . My lady bade me tell you , that , though she harbours you as her kinsman , she's nothing allied to your disorders . If you can separate yourself and your misdemeanours , you are welcome to the house ; if not , an it would please you to take leave of her , she is very willing to bid you farewell . + +Farewell , dear heart , since I must needs be gone . + +Nay , good Sir Toby . + +His eyes do show his days are almost done . + +Is't even so ? + +But I will never die . + +Sir Toby , there you lie . + +This is much credit to you . + +Shall I bid him go ? + +What an if you do ? + +Shall I bid him go , and spare not ? + +O ! no , no , no , no , you dare not . + +'Out o' time !' Sir , ye lie . Art any more than a steward ? Dost thou think , because thou art virtuous , there shall be no more cakes and ale ? + +Yes , by Saint Anne ; and ginger shall be hot i' the mouth too . + +Thou'rt i' the right . Go , sir , rub your chain with crumbs . A stoup of wine , Maria ! + +Mistress Mary , if you prized my lady's favour at anything more than contempt , you would not give means for this uncivil rule : she shall know of it , by this hand . + + +Go shake your ears . + +'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's a-hungry , to challenge him the field , and then to break promise with him and make a fool of him . + +Do't , knight : I'll write thee a challenge ; or I'll deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth . + +Sweet Sir Toby , be patient for to-night : since the youth of the count's was to-day with my lady , she is much out of quiet . For Monsieur Malvolio , let me alone with him : if I do not gull him into a nayword , and make him a common recreation , do not think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed . I know I can do it . + +Possess us , possess us ; tell us something of him . + +Marry , sir , sometimes he is a kind of puritan . + +O ! if I thought that , I'd beat him like a dog . + +What , for being a puritan ? thy exquisite reason , dear knight ? + +I have no exquisite reason for't , but I have reason good enough . + +The devil a puritan that he is , or anything constantly but a time-pleaser ; an affectioned ass , that cons state without book , and utters it by great swarths : the best persuaded of himself ; so crammed , as he thinks , with excellences , that it is his ground of faith that all that look on him love him ; and on that vice in him will my revenge find notable cause to work . + +What wilt thou do ? + +I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of love ; wherein , by the colour of his beard , the shape of his leg , the manner of his gait , the expressure of his eye , forehead , and complexion , he shall find himself most feelingly personated . I can write very like my lady your niece ; on a forgotten matter we can hardly make distinction of our hands . + +Excellent ! I smell a device . + +I have't in my nose too . + +He shall think , by the letters that thou wilt drop , that they come from my niece , and that she is in love with him . + +My purpose is , indeed , a horse of that colour . + +And your horse now would make him an ass . + +Ass , I doubt not . + +O ! 'twill be admirable . + +Sport royal , I warrant you : I know my physic will work with him . I will plant you two , and let the fool make a third , where he shall find the letter : observe his construction of it . For this night , to bed , and dream on the event . Farewell . + + +Good night , Penthesilea . + +Before me , she's a good wench . + +She's a beagle , true-bred , and one that adores me : what o' that ? + +I was adored once too . + +Let's to bed , knight . Thou hadst need send for more money . + +If I cannot recover your niece , I am a foul way out . + +Send for money , knight : if thou hast her not i' the end , call me cut . + +If I do not , never trust me , take it how you will . + +Come , come : I'll go burn some sack ; 'tis too late to go to bed now . Come , knight ; come , knight . + + +Give me some music . Now , good morrow , friends : +Now , good Cesario , but that piece of song , +That old and antique song we heard last night ; +Methought it did relieve my passion much , +More than light airs and recollected terms +Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times : +Come ; but one verse . + +He is not here , so please your lordship , that should sing it . + +Who was it ? + +Feste , the jester , my lord ; a fool that the Lady Olivia's father took much delight in . He is about the house . + +Seek him out , and play the tune the while . + +Come hither , boy : if ever thou shalt love , +In the sweet pangs of it remember me ; +For such as I am all true lovers are : +Unstaid and skittish in all motions else +Save in the constant image of the creature +That is belov'd . How dost thou like this tune ? + +It gives a very echo to the seat +Where love is thron'd . + +Thou dost speak masterly . +My life upon't , young though thou art , thine eye +Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves ; +Hath it not , boy ? + +A little , by your favour . + +What kind of woman is't ? + +Of your complexion . + +She is not worth thee , then . What years , i' faith ? + +About your years , my lord . + +Too old , by heaven . Let still the woman take +An elder than herself , so wears she to him , +So sways she level in her husband's heart : +For , boy , however we do praise ourselves , +Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm , +More longing , wavering , sooner lost and worn , +Than women's are . + +I think it well , my lord . + +Then , let thy love be younger than thyself , +Or thy affection cannot hold the bent ; +For women are as roses , whose fair flower +Being once display'd , doth fall that very hour . + +And so they are : alas , that they are so ; +To die , even when they to perfection grow ! + + +O , fellow ! come , the song we had last night . +Mark it , Cesario ; it is old and plain ; +The spinsters and the knitters in the sun , +And the free maids that weave their thread with bones , +Do use to chant it : it is silly sooth , +And dallies with the innocence of love , +Like the old age . + +Are you ready , sir ? + +Ay ; prithee , sing . + + +Come away , come away , death , +And in sad cypress let me be laid ; +Fly away , fly away , breath ; +I am slain by a fair cruel maid . +My shroud of white , stuck all with yew , +O ! prepare it +My part of death , no one so true +Did share it . + + +Not a flower , not a flower sweet , +On my black coffin let there be strown , +Not a friend , not a friend greet +My poor corse , where my bones shall be thrown . +A thousand thousand sighs to save , +Lay me , O ! where +Sad true lover never find my grave , +To weep there . + + +There's for thy pains . + +No pains , sir ; I take pleasure in singing , sir . + +I'll pay thy pleasure then . + +Truly , sir , and pleasure will be paid , one time or another . + +Give me now leave to leave thee . + +Now , the melancholy god protect thee , and the tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta , for thy mind is a very opal ! I would have men of such constancy put to sea , that their business might be everything and their intent everywhere ; for that's it that always makes a good voyage of nothing . Farewell . + + +Let all the rest give place . + +Once more , Cesario , +Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty : +Tell her , my love , more noble than the world , +Prizes not quantity of dirty lands ; +The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her , +Tell her , I hold as giddily as fortune ; +But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems +That nature pranks her in attracts my soul . + +But if she cannot love you , sir ? + +I cannot be so answer'd . + +Sooth , but you must . +Say that some lady , as perhaps , there is , +Hath for your love as great a pang of heart +As you have for Olivia : you cannot love her ; +You tell her so ; must she not then be answer'd ? + +There is no woman's sides +Can bide the beating of so strong a passion +As love doth give my heart ; no woman's heart +So big , to hold so much ; they lack retention . +Alas ! their love may be call'd appetite , +No motion of the liver , but the palate , +That suffer surfeit , cloyment , and revolt ; +But mine is all as hungry as the sea , +And can digest as much . Make no compare +Between that love a woman can bear me +And that I owe Olivia . + +Ay , but I know , + +What dost thou know ? + +Too well what love women to men may owe : +In faith , they are as true of heart as we . +My father had a daughter lov'd a man , +As it might be , perhaps , were I a woman , +I should your lordship . + +And what's her history ? + +A blank , my lord . She never told her love , +But let concealment , like a worm i' the bud , +Feed on her damask cheek : she pin'd in thought , +And with a green and yellow melancholy , +She sat like Patience on a monument , +Smiling at grief . Was not this love indeed ? +We men may say more , swear more ; but indeed +Our shows are more than will , for still we prove +Much in our vows , but little in our love . + +But died thy sister of her love , my boy ? + +I am all the daughters of my father's house , +And all the brothers too ; and yet I know not . +Sir , shall I to this lady ? + +Ay , that's the theme . +To her in haste ; give her this jewel ; say +My love can give no place , bide no denay . + + +Come thy ways , Signior Fabian . + +Nay , I'll come : if I lose a scruple of this sport , let me be boiled to death with melancholy . + +Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame ? + +I would exult , man : you know he brought me out o' favour with my lady about a bear-baiting here . + +To anger him we'll have the bear again ; and we will fool him black and blue ; shall we not , Sir Andrew ? + +An we do not , it is pity of our lives . + +Here comes the little villain . + +How now , my metal of India ! + +Get ye all three into the box-tree . Malvolio's coming down this walk : he has been yonder i' the sun practising behaviour to his own shadow this half-hour . Observe him , for the love of mockery ; for I know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him . Close , in the name of jesting ! Lie thou there : + +for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling . + +'Tis but fortune ; all is fortune . Maria once told me she did affect me ; and I have heard herself come thus near , that should she fancy , it should be one of my complexion . Besides , she uses me with a more exalted respect than anyone else that follows her . What should I think on't ? + +Here's an over-weening rogue ! + +O , peace ! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him : how he jets under his advanced plumes ! + +'Slight , I could so beat the rogue ! + +Peace ! I say . + +To be Count Malvolio ! + +Ah , rogue ! + +Pistol him , pistol him . + +Peace ! peace ! + +There is example for't : the lady of the Strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe . + +Fie on him , Jezebel ! + +O , peace ! now he's deeply in ; look how imagination blows him . + +Having been three months married to her , sitting in my state , + +O ! for a stone-bow , to hit him in the eye ! + +Calling my officers about me , in my branched velvet gown ; having come from a daybed , where I have left Olivia sleeping , + +Fire and brimstone ! + +O , peace ! peace ! + +And then to have the humour of state : and after a demure travel of regard , telling them I know my place , as I would they should do theirs , to ask for my kinsman Toby , + +Bolts and shackles ! + +O , peace , peace , peace ! now , now . + +Seven of my people , with an obedient start , make out for him . I frown the while ; and perchance wind up my watch , or play with my some rich jewel . Toby approaches ; curtsies there to me , + +Shall this fellow live ? + +Though our silence be drawn from us with cars , yet peace ! + +I extend my hand to him thus , quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control , + +And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then ? + +Saying , 'Cousin Toby , my fortunes having cast me on your niece give me this prerogative of speech ,' + +What , what ? + +'You must amend your drunkenness .' + +Out , scab ! + +Nay , patience , or we break the sinews of our plot . + +'Besides , you waste the treasure of your time with a foolish knight ,' + +That's me , I warrant you . + +'One Sir Andrew ,' + +I knew 'twas I ; for many do call me fool . + +What employment have we here ? + +Now is the woodcock near the gin . + +O , peace ! and the spirit of humours intimate reading aloud to him ! + +By my life , this is my lady's hand ! these be her very C's , her U's , and her T's ; and thus makes she her great P's . It is , in contempt of question , her hand . + +Her C's , her U's , and her T's : why that + +To the unknown beloved , this and my good wishes : her very phrases ! By your leave , wax . Soft ! and the impressure her Lucrece , with which she uses to seal : 'tis my lady . To whom should this be ? + +This wins him , liver and all . + + +Jove knows I love ; +But who ? +Lips , do not move +No man must know . + +'No man must know .' What follows ? the numbers altered ! 'No man must know :' if this should be thee , Malvolio ! + +Marry , hang thee , brock ! + + +I may command where I adore ; +But silence , like a Lucrece knife , +With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore : +M , O , A , I , doth sway my life . + + +A fustian riddle ! + +Excellent wench , say I . + +'M , O , A , I , doth sway my life .' Nay , but first , let me see , let me see , let me see . + +What dish o' poison has she dressed him ! + +And with what wing the staniel checks at it ! + +'I may command where I adore .' Why , she may command me : I serve her ; she is my lady . Why , this is evident to any formal capacity ; there is no obstruction in this . And the end , what should that alphabetical position portend ? if I could make that resemble something in me ,Softly !M , O , A , I , + +O ! ay , make up that : he is now at a cold scent . + +Sowter will cry upon 't , for all this , though it be as rank as a fox . + +M , Malvolio ; M , why , that begins my name . + +Did not I say he would work it out ? the cur is excellent at faults . + +M ,But then there is no consonancy in the sequel ; that suffers under probation : A should follow , but O does . + +And O shall end , I hope . + +Ay , or I'll cudgel him , and make him cry , O ! + +And then I comes behind . + +Ay , an you had any eye behind you , you might see more detraction at your heels than fortunes before you . + +M , O , A , I ; this simulation is not as the former ; and yet , to crush this a little , it would bow to me , for every one of these letters are in my name . Soft ! here follows prose . + +If this fall into thy hand , revolve . In my stars I am above thee ; but be not afraid of greatness : some are born great , some achieve greatness , and some have greatness thrust upon them . Thy Fates open their hands ; let thy blood and spirit embrace them ; and to inure thyself to what thou art like to be , cast thy humble slough , and appear fresh . Be opposite with a kinsman , surly with servants ; let thy tongue tang arguments of state ; put thyself into the trick of singularity She thus advises thee that sighs for thee . Remember who commended thy yellow stockings , and wished to see thee ever cross-gartered : I say , remember . Go to , thou art made , if thou desirest to be so ; if not , let me see thee a steward still , the fellow of servants , and not worthy to touch Fortune's fingers . Farewell . She that would alter services with thee . THE FORTUNATE-UNHAPPY . + +Daylight and champian discovers not more : this is open . I will be proud , I will read politic authors , I will baffle Sir Toby , I will wash off gross acquaintance , I will be point-devise the very man . I do not now fool myself , to let imagination jade me , for every reason excites to this , that my lady loves me . She did commend my yellow stockings of late , she did praise my leg being cross-gartered ; and in this she manifests herself to my love , and , with a kind of injunction drives me to these habits of her liking . I thank my stars I am happy . I will be strange , stout , in yellow stockings , and cross-gartered , even with the swiftness of putting on . Jove and my stars be praised ! Here is yet a postscript . + +Thou canst not choose but know who I am . If thou entertainest my love , let it appear in thy smiling ; thy smiles become thee well ; therefore in my presence still smile , dear my sweet , I prithee . + +Jove , I thank thee . I will smile : I will do everything that thou wilt have me . + + +I will not give my part of this sport for a pension of thousands to be paid from the Sophy . + +I could marry this wench for this device . + +So could I too . + +And ask no other dowry with her but such another jest . + +Nor I neither . + +Here comes my noble gull-catcher . + + +Wilt thou set thy foot o' my neck ? + +Or o' mine either ? + +Shall I play my freedom at tray-trip , and become thy bond-slave ? + +I' faith , or I either ? + +Why , thou hast put him in such a dream , that when the image of it leaves him he must run mad . + +Nay , but say true ; does it work upon him ? + +Like aqua-vit with a midwife . + +If you will , then see the fruits of the sport , mark his first approach before my lady ; he will come to her in yellow stockings , and 'tis a colour she abhors ; and cross-gartered , a fashion she detests ; and he will smile upon her , which will now be so unsuitable to her disposition , being addicted to a melancholy as she is , that it cannot but turn him into a notable contempt . If you will see it , follow me . + +To the gates of Tartar , thou most excellent devil of wit ! + +I'll make one too . + +Save thee , friend , and thy music . Dost thou live by thy tabor ? + +No , sir , I live by the church . + +Art thou a churchman ? + +No such matter , sir : I do live by the church ; for I do live at my house , and my house doth stand by the church . + +So thou mayst say , the king lies by a beggar , if a beggar dwell near him ; or , the church stands by thy tabor , if thy tabor stand by the church . + +You have said , sir . To see this age ! +A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit : how quickly the wrong side may be turned outward ! + +Nay , that's certain : they that dally nicely with words may quickly make them wanton . + +I would therefore my sister had had no name , sir . + +Why , man ? + +Why , sir , her name's a word ; and to dally with that word might make my sister wanton . But indeed , words are very rascals since bonds disgraced them . + +Thy reason , man ? + +Troth , sir , I can yield you none without words ; and words are grown so false , I am loath to prove reason with them . + +I warrant thou art a merry fellow , and carest for nothing . + +Not so , sir , I do care for something ; but in my conscience , sir , I do not care for you : if that be to care for nothing , sir , I would it would make you invisible . + +Art not thou the Lady Olivia's fool ? + +No , indeed , sir ; the Lady Olivia has no folly : she will keep no fool , sir , till she be married ; and fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings the husband's the bigger . I am indeed not her fool , but her corrupter of words . + +I saw thee late at the Count Orsino's . + +Foolery , sir , does walk about the orb like the sun ; it shines every where . I would be sorry , sir , but the fool should be as oft with your master as with my mistress . I think I saw your wisdom there . + +Nay , an thou pass upon me , I'll no more with thee . Hold , there's sixpence for thee . + + +Now Jove , in his next commodity of hair , send thee a beard ! + +By my troth , I'll tell thee , I am almost sick for one , though I would not have it grow on my chin . Is thy lady within ? + +Would not a pair of these have bred , sir ? + +Yes , being kept together and put to use . + +I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia , sir , to bring a Cressida to this Troilus . + +I understand you , sir ; 'tis well begg'd . + +The matter , I hope , is not great , sir , begging but a beggar : Cressida was a beggar . My lady is within , sir . I will conster to them whence you come ; who you are and what you would are out of my welkin ; I might say 'element ,' but the word is overworn . + + +This fellow's wise enough to play the fool , +And to do that well craves a kind of wit : +He must observe their mood on whom he jests , +The quality of persons , and the time , +And , like the haggard , check at every feather +That comes before his eye . This is a practice +As full of labour as a wise man's art ; +For folly that he wisely shows is fit ; +But wise men folly-fall'n , quite taint their wit . + + +Save you , gentleman . + +And you , sir . + +Dieu vous garde , monsieur . + +Et vous aussi ; votre serviteur . + +I hope , sir , you are ; and I am yours . + +Will you encounter the house ? my niece is desirous you should enter , if your trade be to her . + +I am bound to your niece , sir : I mean , she is the list of my voyage . + +Taste your legs , sir : put them to motion . + +My legs do better understand me , sir , than I understand what you mean by bidding me taste my legs . + +I mean , to go , sir , to enter . + +I will answer you with gait and entrance . But we are prevented . + +Most excellent accomplished lady , the heavens rain odours on you ! + +That youth's a rare courtier . 'Rain odours !' well . + +My matter hath no voice , lady , but to your own most pregnant and vouchsafed ear . + +'Odours ,' 'pregnant ,' and 'vouchsafed .' I'll get 'em all three all ready . + +Let the garden door be shut , and leave me to my hearing . + +Give me your hand , sir . + +My duty , madam , and most humble service . + +What is your name ? + +Cesario is your servant's name , fair princess . + +My servant , sir ! 'Twas never merry world +Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment . +You're servant to the Count Orsino , youth . + +And he is yours , and his must needs be yours : +Your servant's servant is your servant , madam . + +For him , I think not on him : for his thoughts , +Would they were blanks rather than fill'd with me ! + +Madam , I come to whet your gentle thoughts +On his behalf . + +O ! by your leave , I pray you , +I bade you never speak again of him : +But , would you undertake another suit , +I had rather hear you to solicit that +Than music from the spheres . + +Dear lady , + +Give me leave , beseech you . I did send , +After the last enchantment you did here , +A ring in chase of you : so did I abuse +Myself , my servant , and , I fear me , you : +Under your hard construction must I sit , +To force that on you , in a shameful cunning , +Which you knew none of yours : what might you think ? +Have you not set mine honour at the stake , +And baited it with all th' unmuzzled thoughts +That tyrannous heart can think ? To one of your receiving +Enough is shown ; a cypress , not a bosom , +Hideth my heart . So , let me hear you speak . + +I pity you . + +That's a degree to love . + +No , not a grize ; for 'tis a vulgar proof +That very oft we pity enemies . + +Why , then methinks 'tis time to smile again . +O world ! how apt the poor are to be proud . +If one should be a prey , how much the better +To fall before the lion than the wolf ! + +The clock upbraids me with the waste of time . +Be not afraid , good youth , I will not have you : +And yet , when wit and youth is come to harvest , +Your wife is like to reap a proper man : +There lies your way , due west . + +Then westward-ho ! +Grace and good disposition attend your ladyship ! +You'll nothing , madam , to my lord by me ? + +Stay : +I prithee , tell me what thou think'st of me . + +That you do think you are not what you are . + +If I think so , I think the same of you . + +Then think you right : I am not what I am . + +I would you were as I would have you be ! + +Would it be better , madam , than I am ? +I wish it might , for now I am your fool . + +O ! what a deal of scorn looks beautiful +In the contempt and anger of his lip . +A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon +Than love that would seem hid ; love's night is noon . +Cesario , by the roses of the spring , +By maidhood , honour , truth , and every thing , +I love thee so , that , maugre all thy pride , +Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide . +Do not extort thy reasons from this clause , +For that I woo , thou therefore hast no cause ; +But rather reason thus with reason fetter , +Love sought is good , but giv'n unsought is better . + +By innocence I swear , and by my youth , +I have one heart , one bosom , and one truth , +And that no woman has ; nor never none +Shall mistress be of it , save I alone . +And so adieu , good madam : never more +Will I my master's tears to you deplore . + +Yet come again , for thou perhaps mayst move +That heart , which now abhors , to like his love . + + +No , faith , I'll not stay a jot longer . + +Thy reason , dear venom ; give thy reason . + +You must needs yield your reason , Sir Andrew . + +Marry , I saw your niece do more favours to the count's serving-man than ever she bestowed upon me ; I saw't i' the orchard . + +Did she see thee the while , old boy ? tell me that . + +As plain as I see you now . + +This was a great argument of love in her toward you . + +'Slight ! will you make an ass o' me ? + +I will prove it legitimate , sir , upon the oaths of judgment and reason . + +And they have been grand-jurymen since before Noah was a sailor . + +She did show favour to the youth in your sight only to exasperate you , to awake your dormouse valour , to put fire in your heart , and brimstone in your liver . You should then have accosted her , and with some excellent jests , firenew from the mint , you should have banged the youth into dumbness . This was looked for at your hand , and this was balked : the double gilt of this opportunity you let time wash off , and you are now sailed into the north of my lady's opinion ; where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman's beard , unless you do redeem it by some laudable attempt , either of valour or policy . + +An't be any way , it must be with valour , for policy I hate : I had as lief be a Brownist as a politician . + +Why , then , build me thy fortunes upon the basis of valour : challenge me the count's youth to fight with him ; hurt him in eleven places : my niece shall take note of it ; and assure thyself , there is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman than report of valour . + +There is no way but this , Sir Andrew . + +Will either of you bear me a challenge to him ? + +Go , write it in a martial hand ; be curst and brief ; it is no matter how witty , so it be eloquent , and full of invention : taunt him with the licence of ink : if thou thou'st him some thrice , it shall not be amiss ; and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of paper , although the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware in England , set 'em down : go , about it . Let there be gall enough in thy ink , though thou write with a goose-pen , no matter : about it . + +Where shall I find you ? + +We'll call thee at the cubiculo : go . + + +This is a dear manakin to you , Sir Toby . + +I have been dear to him , lad , some two thousand strong , or so . + +We shall have a rare letter from him ; but you'll not deliver it . + +Never trust me , then ; and by all means stir on the youth to an answer . I think oxen and wainropes cannot hale them together . For Andrew , if he were opened , and you find so much blood in his liver as will clog the foot of a flea , I'll eat the rest of the anatomy . + +And his opposite , the youth , bears in his visage no great presage of cruelty . + +Look , where the youngest wren of nine comes . + + +If you desire the spleen , and will laugh yourselves into stitches , follow me . Yond gull Malvolio is turned heathen , a very renegado ; for there is no Christian , that means to be saved by believing rightly , can ever believe such impossible passages of grossness . He's in yellow stockings . + +And cross-gartered ? + +Most villanously ; like a pedant that keeps a school i' the church . I have dogged him like his murderer . He does obey every point of the letter that I dropped to betray him : he does smile his face into more lines than are in the new map with the augmentation of the Indies . You have not seen such a thing as 'tis ; I can hardly forbear hurling things at him . I know my lady will strike him : if she do , he'll smile and take't for a great favour . + +Come , bring us , bring us where he is . + + +I would not by my will have troubled you ; +But since you make your pleasure of your pains , +I will no further chide you . + +I could not stay behind you : my desire , +More sharp than filed steel , did spur me forth ; +And not all love to see you ,though so much +As might have drawn one to a longer voyage , +But jealousy what might befall your travel , +Being skilless in these parts ; which to a stranger , +Unguided and unfriended , often prove +Rough and unhospitable : my willing love , +The rather by these arguments of fear , +Set forth in your pursuit . + +My kind Antonio , +I can no other answer make but thanks , +And thanks , and ever thanks ; for oft good turns +Are shuffled off with such uncurrent pay : +But , were my worth , as is my conscience , firm , +You should find better dealing . What's to do ? +Shall we go see the reliques of this town ? + +To-morrow , sir : best first go see your lodging . + +I am not weary , and 'tis long to night : +I pray you , let us satisfy our eyes +With the memorials and the things of fame +That do renown this city . + +Would you'd pardon me ; +I do not without danger walk these streets : +Once , in a sea-fight 'gainst the Count his galleys , +I did some service ; of such note indeed , +That were I ta'en here it would scarce be answer'd . + +Belike you slew great number of his people ? + +The offence is not of such a bloody nature , +Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel +Might well have given us bloody argument . +It might have since been answer'd in repaying +What we took from them ; which , for traffic's sake , +Most of our city did : only myself stood out ; +For which , if I be lapsed in this place , +I shall pay dear . + +Do not then walk too open . + +It doth not fit me . Hold , sir ; here's my purse . +In the south suburbs , at the Elephant , +Is best to lodge : I will bespeak our diet , +Whiles you beguile the time and feed your knowledge +With viewing of the town : there shall you have me . + +Why I your purse ? + +Haply your eye shall light upon some toy +You have desire to purchase ; and your store , +I think , is not for idle markets , sir . + +I'll be your purse-bearer and leave you for an hour . + +To the Elephant . + +I do remember . + + +I have sent after him : he says he'll come ; +How shall I feast him ? what bestow of him ? +For youth is bought more oft than begg'd or borrow'd . +I speak too loud . +Where is Malvolio ? he is sad , and civil , +And suits well for a servant with my fortunes : +Where is Malvolio ? + +He's coming , madam ; but in very strange manner . He is sure possess'd , madam . + +Why , what's the matter ? does he rave ? + +No , madam ; he does nothing but smile : your ladyship were best to have some guard about you if he come , for sure the man is tainted in's wits . + +Go call him hither . + +I am as mad as he , +If sad and merry madness equal be . + +How now , Malvolio ! + +Sweet lady , ho , ho . + +Smil'st thou ? +I sent for thee upon a sad occasion . + +Sad , lady ! I could be sad : this does make some obstruction in the blood , this crossgartering ; but what of that ? if it please the eye of one , it is with me as the very true sonnet is , 'Please one and please all .' + +Why , how dost thou , man ? what is the matter with thee ? + +Not black in my mind , though yellow in my legs . It did come to his hands , and commands shall be executed : I think we do know the sweet Roman hand . + +Wilt thou go to bed , Malvolio ? + +To bed ! ay , sweetheart ; and I'll come to thee . + +God comfort thee ! Why dost thou smile so and kiss thy hand so oft ? + +How do you , Malvolio ? + +At your request ! Yes ; nightingales answer daws . + +Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness before my lady ? + +'Be not afraid of greatness :' 'Twas well writ . + +What meanest thou by that , Malvolio ? + +'Some are born great ,' + +Ha ! + +'Some achieve greatness ,' + +What sayst thou ? + +'And some have greatness thrust upon them .' + +Heaven restore thee ! + +'Remember who commended thy yellow stockings ,' + +Thy yellow stockings ! + +'And wished to see thee cross-gartered .' + +Cross-gartered ! + +'Go to , thou art made , if thou desirest to be so ,' + +Am I made ? + +'If not , let me see thee a servant still .' + +Why , this is very midsummer madness . + + +Madam , the young gentleman of the Count Orsino's is returned . I could hardly entreat him back : he attends your ladyship's pleasure . + +I'll come to him . + +Good Maria , let this fellow be looked to . Where's my cousin Toby ? Let some of my people have a special care of him : I would not have him miscarry for the half of my dowry . + + +Oh , ho ! do you come near me now ? no worse man than Sir Toby to look to me ! This concurs directly with the letter : she sends him on purpose , that I may appear stubborn to him ; for she incites me to that in the letter . 'Cast thy humble slough ,' says she ; 'be opposite with a kinsman , surly with servants ; let thy tongue tang with arguments of state ; put thyself into the trick of singularity ;' and consequently sets down the manner how ; as , a sad face , a reverend carriage , a slow tongue , in the habit of some sir of note , and so forth . I have limed her ; but it is Jove's doing , and Jove make me thankful ! And when she went away now , 'Let this fellow be looked to ;' fellow ! not Malvolio , nor after my degree , but fellow . Why , everything adheres together , that no dram of a scruple , no scruple of a scruple , no obstacle , no incredulous or unsafe circumstance What can be said ? Nothing that can be can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes . Well , Jove , not I , is the doer of this , and he is to be thanked . + + +Which way is he , in the name of sanctity ? If all the devils in hell be drawn in little , and Legion himself possess'd him , yet I'll speak to him . + +Here he is , here he is . How is't with you , sir ? how is't with you , man ? + +Go off ; I discard you : let me enjoy my private ; go off . + +Lo , how hollow the fiend speaks within him ! did not I tell you ? Sir Toby , my lady prays you to have a care of him . + +Ah , ha ! does she so ? + +Go to , go to : peace ! peace ! we must deal gently with him ; let me alone . How do you , Malvolio ? how is't with you ? What , man ! defy the devil : consider , he's an enemy to mankind . + +Do you know what you say ? + +La you ! an you speak ill of the devil , how he takes it at heart . Pray God , he be not bewitched ! + +Carry his water to the wise-woman . + +Marry , and it shall be done to-morrow morning , if I live . My lady would not lose him for more than I'll say . + +How now , mistress ! + +O Lord ! + +Prithee , hold thy peace ; this is not the way : do you not see you move him ? let me alone with him . + +No way but gentleness ; gently , gently : the fiend is rough , and will not be roughly used . + +Why , how now , my bawcock ! how dost thou , chuck ? + +Sir ! + +Ay , Biddy , come with me . What , man ! 'tis not for gravity to play at cherry-pit with Satan : hang him , foul collier ! + +Get him to say his prayers , good Sir Toby , get him to pray . + +My prayers , minx ! + +No , I warrant you , he will not hear of godliness . + +Go , hang yourselves all ! you are idle shallow things : I am not of your element . You shall know more hereafter . + + +Is't possible ? + +If this were played upon a stage now , I could condemn it as an improbable fiction . + +His very genius hath taken the infection of the device , man . + +Nay , pursue him now , lest the device take air , and taint . + +Why , we shall make him mad indeed . + +The house will be the quieter . + +Come , we'll have him in a dark room , and bound . My niece is already in the belief that he's mad : we may carry it thus , for our pleasure and his penance , till our very pastime , tired out of breath , prompt us to have mercy on him ; at which time we will bring the device to the bar , and crown thee for a finder of madmen . But see , but see . + + +More matter for a May morning . + +Here's the challenge ; read it : I warrant there's vinegar and pepper in't . + +Is't so saucy ? + +Ay , is't , I warrant him : do but read . + +Give me . Youth , whatsoever thou art , thou art but a scurvy fellow . + +Good , and valiant . + +Wonder not , nor admire not in thy mind , why I do call thee so , for I will show thee no reason for't , + +A good note , that keeps you from the blow of the law . + +Thou comest to the Lady Olivia , and in my sight she uses thee kindly : but thou liest in thy throat ; that is not the matter I challenge thee for . + +Very brief , and to exceeding good sense less . + +I will waylay thee going home ; where , if it be thy chance to kill me , + +Good . + +Thou killest me like a rogue and a villain . + +Still you keep o' the windy side of the law : good . + +Fare thee well ; and God have mercy upon one of our souls ! He may have mercy upon mine , but my hope is better ; and so look to thyself . Thy friend , as thou usest him , and thy sworn enemy , +If this letter move him not , his legs cannot . +I'll give't him . + +You may have very fit occasion for for't : he is now in some commerce with my lady , and will by and by depart . + +Go , Sir Andrew ; scout me for him at the corner of the orchard like a bum-baily : so soon as ever thou seest him , draw ; and , as thou drawest , swear horrible ; for it comes to pass oft that a terrible oath , with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off , gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him . Away ! + +Nay , let me alone for swearing . + + +Now will not I deliver his letter : for the behaviour of the young gentleman gives him out to be of good capacity and breeding ; his employment between his lord and my niece confirms no less : therefore this letter , being so excellently ignorant , will breed no terror in the youth : he will find it comes from a clodpole . But , sir , I will deliver his challenge by word of mouth ; set upon Aguecheek a notable report of valour ; and drive the gentleman ,as I know his youth will aptly receive it ,into a most hideous opinion of his rage , skill , fury , and impetuosity . This will so fright them both that they will kill one another by the look , like cockatrices . + +Here he comes with your niece : give them way till he take leave , and presently after him . + +I will meditate the while upon some horrid message for a challenge . + +I have said too much unto a heart of stone , +And laid mine honour too unchary out : +There's something in me that reproves my fault , +But such a headstrong potent fault it is +That it but mocks reproof . + +With the same haviour that your passion bears +Goes on my master's griefs . + +Here ; wear this jewel for me , 'tis my picture ; +Refuse it not ; it hath no tongue to vex you ; +And I beseech you come again to-morrow . +What shall you ask of me that I'll deny , +That honour sav'd may upon asking give ? + +Nothing but this ; your true love for my master . + +How with mine honour may I give him that +Which I have given to you ? + +I will acquit you . + +Well , come again to-morrow : fare thee well : +A fiend like thee might bear my soul to hell . + +Gentleman , God save thee . + +And you , sir . + +That defence thou hast , betake thee to't : of what nature the wrongs are thou hast done him , I know not ; but thy intercepter , full of despite , bloody as the hunter , attends thee at the orchard-end . Dismount thy tuck , be yare in thy preparation , for thy assailant is quick , skilful , and deadly . + +You mistake , sir : I am sure no man hath any quarrel to me : my remembrance is very free and clear from any image of offence done to any man . + +You'll find it otherwise , I assure you : therefore , if you hold your life at any price , betake you to your guard ; for your opposite hath in him what youth , strength , skill , and wrath , can furnish man withal . + +I pray you , sir , what is he ? + +He is knight dubbed with unhatched rapier , and on carpet consideration ; but he is a devil in private brawl : souls and bodies hath he divorced three , and his incensement at this moment is so implacable that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death and sepulchre . Hob , nob , is his word : give't or take't . + +I will return again into the house and desire some conduct of the lady : I am no fighter . I have heard of some kind of men that put quarrels purposely on others to taste their valour ; belike this is a man of that quirk . + +Sir , no ; his indignation derives itself out of a very competent injury : therefore get you on and give him his desire . Back you shall not to the house , unless you undertake that with me which with as much safety you might answer him : therefore , on , or strip your sword stark naked ; for meddle you must , that's certain , or forswear to wear iron about you . + +This is as uncivil as strange . I beseech you , do me this courteous office , as to know of the knight what my offence to him is : it is something of my negligence , nothing of my purpose . + +I will do so . Signior Fabian , stay you by this gentleman till my return . + + +Pray you , sir , do you know of this matter ? + +I know the knight is incensed against you , even to a mortal arbitrement , but nothing of the circumstance more . + +I beseech you , what manner of man is he ? + +Nothing of that wonderful promise , to read him by his form , as you are like to find him in the proof of his valour . He is , indeed , sir , the most skilful , bloody , and fatal opposite that you could possibly have found in any part of Illyria . Will you walk towards him ? I will make your peace with him if I can . + +I shall be much bound to you for't : I am one that had rather go with sir priest than sir knight ; I care not who knows so much of my mettle . + +Why , man , he's a very devil ; I have not seen such a firago . I had a pass with him , rapier , scabbard and all , and he gives me the stuck in with such a mortal motion that it is inevitable ; and on the answer , he pays you as surely as your feet hit the ground they step on . They say he has been fencer to the Sophy . + +Pox on't , I'll not meddle with him . + +Ay , but he will not now be pacified : Fabian can scarce hold him yonder . + +Plague on't ; an I thought he had been valiant and so cunning in fence I'd have seen him damned ere I'd have challenged him . Let him let the matter slip , and I'll give him my horse , grey Capilet . + +I'll make the motion . Stand here ; make a good show on't : this shall end without the perdition of souls . + +Marry , I'll ride your horse as well as I ride you . + +I have his horse to take up the quarrel . I have persuaded him the youth's a devil . + +He is as horribly conceited of him ; and pants and looks pale , as if a bear were at his heels . + +There's no remedy , sir : he will fight with you for his oath's sake . Marry , he hath better bethought him of his quarrel , and he finds that now scarce to be worth talking of : therefore draw for the supportance of his vow : he protests he will not hurt you . + +Pray God defend me ! A little thing would make me tell them how much I lack of a man . + +Give ground , if you see him furious . + +Come , Sir Andrew , there's no remedy : the gentleman will , for his honour's sake , have one bout with you ; he cannot by the duello avoid it : but he has promised me , as he is a gentleman and a soldier , he will not hurt you . Come on ; to't . + +Pray God , he keep his oath ! + + +I do assure you , 'tis against my will . + +Put up your sword . If this young gentleman +Have done offence , I take the fault on me : +If you offend him , I for him defy you . + + +You , sir ! why , what are you ? + +One , sir , that for his love dares yet do more +Than you have heard him brag to you he will . + +Nay , if you be an undertaker , I am for you . + + +O , good sir Toby , hold ! here come the officers . + +I'll be with you anon . + +Pray , sir , put your sword up , if you please . + +Marry , will I , sir ; and , for that I promised you , I'll be as good as my word . He will bear you easily and reins well . + + +This is the man ; do thy office . + +Antonio , I arrest thee at the suit +Of Count Orsino . + +You do mistake me , sir . + +No , sir , no jot : I know your favour well , +Though now you have no sea-cap on your head . +Take him away : he knows I know him well . + +I must obey . + +This comes with seeking you : +But there's no remedy : I shall answer it . +What will you do , now my necessity +Makes me to ask you for my purse ? It grieves me +Much more for what I cannot do for you +Than what befalls myself . You stand amaz'd : +But be of comfort . + +Come , sir , away . + +I must entreat of you some of that money . + +What money , sir ? +For the fair kindness you have show'd me here , +And part , being prompted by your present trouble , +Out of my lean and low ability +I'll lend you something : my having is not much : +I'll make division of my present with you . +Hold , there is half my coffer . + +Will you deny me now ? +Is't possible that my deserts to you +Can lack persuasion ? Do not tempt my misery , +Lest that it make me so unsound a man +As to upbraid you with those kindnesses +That I have done for you . + +I know of none ; +Nor know I you by voice or any feature . +I hate ingratitude more in a man +Than lying , vainness , babbling drunkenness , +Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption +Inhabits our frail blood . + +O heavens themselves ! + +Come , sir : I pray you , go . + +Let me speak a little . This youth that you see here +I snatch'd one-half out of the jaws of death , +Reliev'd him with such sanctity of love , +And to his image , which methought did promise +Most venerable worth , did I devotion . + +What's that to us ? The time goes by : away ! + +But O ! how vile an idol proves this god . +Thou hast , Sebastian , done good feature shame . +In nature there's no blemish but the mind ; +None can be call'd deform'd but the unkind : +Virtue is beauty , but the beauteous evil +Are empty trunks o'erflourish'd by the devil . + +The man grows mad : away with him ! Come , come , sir . + +Lead me on . + + +Methinks his words do from such passion fly , +That he believes himself ; so do not I . +Prove true , imagination , O , prove true , +That I , dear brother , be now ta'en for you ! + +Come hither , knight ; come hither , +Fabian : we'll whisper o'er a couplet or two of most sage saws . + +He nam'd Sebastian : I my brother know +Yet living in my glass ; even such and so +In favour was my brother ; and he went +Still in this fashion , colour , ornament , +For him I imitate . O ! if it prove , +Tempests are kind , and salt waves fresh in love ! + + +A very dishonest paltry boy , and more a coward than a hare . His dishonesty appears in leaving his friend here in necessity , and denying him ; and for his cowardship , ask Fabian . + +A coward , a most devout coward , religious in it . + +'Slid , I'll after him again and beat him . + +Do ; cuff him soundly , but never draw thy sword . + +An I do not , + + +Come , let's see the event . + +I dare lay any money 'twill be nothing yet . + +Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you ? + +Go to , go to ; thou art a foolish fellow : +Let me be clear of thee . + +Well held out , i' faith ! No , I do not know you ; nor I am not sent to you by my lady to bid you come speak with her ; nor your name is not Master Cesario ; nor this is not my nose neither . Nothing that is so is so . + +I prithee , vent thy folly somewhere else : +Thou know'st not me . + +Vent my folly ! He has heard that word of some great man , and now applies it to a fool . Vent my folly ! I am afraid this great lubber , the world , will prove a cockney . I prithee now , ungird thy strangeness and tell me what I shall vent to my lady . Shall I vent to her that thou art coming ? + +I prithee , foolish Greek , depart from me : +There's money for thee : if you tarry longer +I shall give worse payment . + +By my troth , thou hast an open hand . +These wise men that give fools money get themselves a good report after fourteen years' purchase . + + +Now , sir , have I met you again ? there's for you . + + +Why , there's for thee , and there , and there , and there ! + +Are all the people mad ? + + +Hold , sir , or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house . + +This will I tell my lady straight . I would not be in some of your coats for twopence . + + +Come on , sir : hold . + +Nay , let him alone ; I'll go another way to work with him : I'll have an action of battery against him if there be any law in Illyria . Though I struck him first , yet it's no matter for that . + +Let go thy hand . + +Come , sir , I will not let you go . Come , my young soldier , put up your iron : you are well fleshed ; come on . + +I will be free from thee . + +What wouldst thou now ? +If thou dar'st tempt me further , draw thy sword . + +What , what ! Nay then , I must have an ounce or two of this malapert blood from you . + +Hold , Toby ! on thy life I charge thee , hold ! + +Madam ! + +Will it be ever thus ? Ungracious wretch ! +Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves , +Where manners ne'er were preach'd . Out of my sight ! +Be not offended , dear Cesario . +Rudesby , be gone ! + +I prithee , gentle friend , +Let thy fair wisdom , not thy passion , sway +In this uncivil and unjust extent +Against thy peace . Go with me to my house , +And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks +This ruffian hath botch'd up , that thou thereby +Mayst smile at this . Thou shalt not choose but go : +Do not deny . Beshrew his soul for me , +He started one poor heart of mine in thee . + +What relish is in this ? how runs the stream ? +Or I am mad , or else this is a dream : +Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep ; +If it be thus to dream , still let me sleep ! + +Nay ; come , I prithee . Would thou'dst be rul'd by me ! + +Madam , I will . + +O ! say so , and so be ! + + +Nay , I prithee , put on this gown and this beard ; make him believe thou art Sir Topas the curate : do it quickly ; I'll call Sir Toby the whilst . + + +Well , I'll put it on and I will dissemble myself in't : and I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown . I am not tall enough to become the function well , nor lean enough to be thought a good student ; but to be said an honest man and a good housekeeper goes as fairly as to say a careful man and a great scholar . The competitors enter . + + +God bless thee , Master parson . + +Bonos dies , Sir Toby : for , as the old hermit of Prague , that never saw pen and ink , very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc , 'That , that is , is ;' so I , being Master parson , am Master parson ; for , what is 'that ,' but 'that ,' and 'is ,' but 'is ?' + +To him , Sir Topas . + +What ho ! I say . Peace in this prison ! + +The knave counterfeits well ; a good knave . + +Who calls there ? + +Sir Topas , the curate , who comes to visit Malvolio the lunatic . + +Sir Topas , Sir Topas , good Sir Topas , go to my lady . + +Out , hyperbolical fiend ! how vexest thou this man ! Talkest thou nothing but of ladies ? + +Well said , Master Parson . + +Sir Topas , never was man thus wronged . Good Sir Topas , do not think I am mad : they have laid me here in hideous darkness . + +Fie , thou dishonest Satan ! I call thee by the most modest terms ; for I am one of those gentle ones that will use the devil himself with courtesy . Sayst thou that house is dark ? + +As hell , Sir Topas . + +Why , it hath bay-windows transparent as barricadoes , and the clerestories toward the south-north are as lustrous as ebony ; and yet complainest thou of obstruction ? + +I am not mad , Sir Topas . I say to you , this house is dark . + +Madman , thou errest : I say , there is no darkness but ignorance , in which thou art more puzzled than the Egyptians in their fog . + +I say this house is as dark as ignorance , though ignorance were as dark as hell ; and I say , there was never man thus abused . I am no more mad than you are : make the trial of it in any constant question . + +What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl ? + +That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird . + +What thinkest thou of his opinion ? + +I think nobly of the soul , and no way approve his opinion . + +Fare thee well : remain thou still in darkness : thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras ere I will allow of thy wits , and fear to kill a woodcock , lest thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam . Fare thee well . + +Sir Topas ! Sir Topas ! + +My most exquisite Sir Topas ! + +Nay , I am for all waters . + +Thou mightst have done this without thy beard and gown : he sees thee not . + +To him in thine own voice , and bring me word how thou findest him : I would we were well rid of this knavery . If he may be conveniently delivered , I would he were ; for I am now so far in offence with my niece that I cannot pursue with any safety this sport to the upshot . Come by and by to my chamber . + +Hey Robin , jolly Robin , +Tell me how thy lady does . + + +Fool ! + +My lady is unkind , perdy ! + +Fool ! + +Alas , why is she so ? + +Fool , I say ! + +She loves another . +Who calls , ha ? + +Good fool , as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand , help me to a candle , and pen , ink , and paper . As I am a gentleman , I will live to be thankful to thee for't . + +Master Malvoliol + +Ay , good fool . + +Alas , sir , how fell you beside your five wits ? + +Fool , there was never man so notoriously abused : I am as well in my wits , fool , as thou art . + +But as well ? then you are mad indeed , if you be no better in your wits than a fool . + +They have here propertied me ; keep me in darkness , send ministers to me , asses ! and do all they can to face me out of my wits . + +Advise you what you say : the minister is here . Malvolio , Malvolio , thy wits the heavens restore ! endeavour thyself to sleep , and leave thy vain bibble-babble . + +Sir Topas ! + +Maintain no words with him , good fellow .Who , I , sir ? not I , sir . God be wi' you , good Sir Topas . Marry , amen . I will , sir , I will . + +Fool , fool , fool , I say ! + +Alas , sir , be patient . What say you , sir ? I am shent for speaking to you . + +Good fool , help me to some light and some paper : I tell thee I am as well in my wits as any man in Illyria . + +Well-a-day , that you were , sir ! + +By this hand , I am . Good fool , some ink , paper , and light ; and convey what I will set down to my lady : it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing of letter did . + +I will help you to't . But tell me true , are you not mad indeed ? or do you but counterfeit ? + +Believe me , I am not : I tell thee true . + +Nay , I'll ne'er believe a madman till I see his brains . I will fetch you light and paper and ink . + +Fool , I'll requite it in the highest degree : I prithee , be gone . + + +I am gone , sir , +And anon , sir , +I'll be with you again +In a trice , +Like to the old Vice , +Your need to sustain ; +Who with dagger of lath , +In his rage and his wrath , +Cries , Ah , ah ! to the devil : +Like a mad lad , +Pare thy nails , dad ; +Adieu , goodman drivel . + +This is the air ; that is the glorious sun ; This pearl she gave me , I do feel't and see't ; +And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus , +Yet 'tis not madness . Where's Antonio then ? +I could not find him at the Elephant ; +Yet there he was , and there I found this credit , +That he did range the town to seek me out . +His counsel now might do me golden service ; +For though my soul disputes well with my sense +That this may be some error , but no madness , +Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune +So far exceed all instance , all discourse , +That I am ready to distrust mine eyes , +And wrangle with my reason that persuades me +To any other trust but that I am mad +Or else the lady's mad : yet , if 'twere so , +She could not sway her house , command her followers , +Take and give back affairs and their dispatch +With such a smooth , discreet , and stable bearing +As I perceive she does . There's something in't +That is deceivable . But here the lady comes . + + +Blame not this haste of mine . If you mean well , +Now go with me and with this holy man +Into the chantry by ; there , before him , +And underneath that consecrated roof , +Plight me the full assurance of your faith ; +That my most jealous and too doubtful soul +May live at peace . He shall conceal it +Whiles you are willing it shall come to note , +What time we will our celebration keep +According to my birth . What do you say ? + +I'll follow this good man , and go with you ; +And , having sworn truth , ever will be true . + +Then lead the way , good father ; and heavens so shine +That they may fairly note this act of mine ! + + +Now , as thou lovest me , let me see his letter . + +Good Master Fabian , grant me another request . + +Anything . + +Do not desire to see this letter . + +This is , to give a dog , and , in recompense desire my dog again . + + +Belong you to the Lady Olivia , friends ? + +Ay , sir ; we are some of her trappings . + +I know thee well : how dost thou , my good fellow ? + +Truly , sir , the better for my foes and the worse for my friends . + +Just the contrary ; the better for thy friends . + +No , sir , the worse . + +How can that be ? + +Marry , sir , they praise me and make an ass of me ; now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass : so that by my foes , sir , I profit in the knowledge of myself , and by my friends I am abused : so that , conclusions to be as kisses , if your four negatives make your two affirmatives , why then , the worse for my friends and the better for my foes . + +Why , this is excellent . + +By my troth , sir , no ; though it please you to be one of my friends . + +Thou shalt not be the worse for me : there's gold . + +But that it would be double-dealing , sir , I would you could make it another . + +O , you give me ill counsel . + +Put your grace in your pocket , sir , for this once , and let your flesh and blood obey it . + +Well , I will be so much a sinner to be a double-dealer : there's another . + +Primo , secundo , tertio , is a good play ; and the old saying is , 'the third pays for all :' the triplex , sir , is a good tripping measure ; or the bells of Saint Bennet , sir , may put you in mind ; one , two , three . + +You can fool no more money out of me at this throw : if you will let your lady know I am here to speak with her , and bring her along with you , it may awake my bounty further . + +Marry , sir , lullaby to your bounty till I come again . I go , sir ; but I would not have you to think that my desire of having is the sin of covetousness ; but as you say , sir , let your bounty take a nap , I will awake it anon . + + +Here comes the man , sir , that did rescue me . + + +That face of his I do remember well ; +Yet when I saw it last , it was besmear'd +As black as Vulcan in the smoke of war . +A bawbling vessel was he captain of , +For shallow draught and hulk unprizable ; +With which such scathful grapple did he make +With the most noble bottom of our fleet , +That very envy and the tongue of loss +Cried fame and honour on him . What's the matter ? + +Orsino , this is that Antonio +That took the Ph nix and her fraught from Candy ; +And this is he that did the Tiger board , +When your young nephew Titus lost his leg . +Here in the streets , desperate of shame and state , +In private brabble did we apprehend him . + +He did me kindness , sir , drew on my side ; +But in conclusion put strange speech upon me : +I know not what 'twas but distraction . + +Notable pirate ! thou salt-water thief ! +What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies +Whom thou , in terms so bloody and so dear , +Hast made thine enemies ? + +Orsino , noble sir , +Be pleas'd that I shake off these names you give me : +Antonio never yet was thief or pirate , +Though I confess , on base and ground enough , +Orsino's enemy . A witchcraft drew me hither : +That most ingrateful boy there by your side , +From the rude sea's enrag'd and foamy mouth +Did I redeem ; a wrack past hope he was : +His life I gave him , and did thereto add +My love , without retention or restraint , +All his in dedication ; for his sake +Did I expose myself , pure for his love , +Into the danger of this adverse town ; +Drew to defend him when he was beset : +Where being apprehended , his false cunning , +Not meaning to partake with me in danger , +Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance , +And grew a twenty years removed thing +While one would wink , denied me mine own purse , +Which I had recommended to his use +Not half an hour before . + +How can this be ? + +When came he to this town ? + +To-day , my lord ; and for three months before , +No interim , not a minute's vacancy , +Both day and night did we keep company . + + +Here comes the countess : now heaven walks on earth ! +But for thee , fellow ; fellow , thy words are madness : +Three months this youth hath tended upon me ; +But more of that anon . Take him aside . + +What would my lord , but that he may not have , +Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable ? +Cesario , you do not keep promise with me . + +Madam ! + +Gracious Olivia . + +What do you say , Cesario ? Good my lord , + +My lord would speak ; my duty hushes me . + +If it be aught to the old tune , my lord , +It is as fat and fulsome to mine ear +As howling after music . + +Still so cruel ? + +Still so constant , lord . + +What , to perverseness ? you uncivil lady , +To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars +My soul the faithfull'st offerings hath breath'd out +That e'er devotion tender'd ! What shall I do ? + +Even what it please my lord , that shall become him . + +Why should I not , had I the heart to do it , +Like to the Egyptian thief at point of death , +Kill what I love ? a savage jealousy +That sometimes savours nobly . But hear me this : +Since you to non-regardance cast my faith , +And that I partly know the instrument +That screws me from my true place in your favour , +Live you , the marble-breasted tyrant still ; +But this your minion , whom I know you love , +And whom , by heaven I swear , I tender dearly , +Him will I tear out of that cruel eye , +Where he sits crowned in his master's spite . +Come , boy , with me ; my thoughts are ripe in mischief ; +I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love , +To spite a raven's heart within a dove . + + +And I , most jocund , apt , and willingly , +To do you rest , a thousand deaths would die . + + +Where goes Cesario ? + +After him I love +More than I love these eyes , more than my life , +More , by all mores , than e'er I shall love wife . +If I do feign , you witnesses above +Punish my life for tainting of my love ! + +Ah me , detested ! how am I beguil'd ! + +Who does beguile you ? who does do you wrong ? + +Hast thou forgot thyself ? Is it so long ? +Call forth the holy father . + + +Come away . + +Whither , my lord ? Cesario , husband , stay . + +Husband ? + +Ay , husband : can he that deny ? + +Her husband , sirrah ? + +No , my lord , not I . + +Alas ! it is the baseness of thy fear +That makes thee strangle thy propriety . +Fear not , Cesario ; take thy fortunes up ; +Be that thou know'st thou art , and then thou art +As great as that thou fear'st . + + +O , welcome , father ! +Father , I charge thee , by thy reverence , +Here to unfold ,though lately we intended +To keep in darkness what occasion now +Reveals before 'tis ripe ,what thou dost know + +Hath newly pass'd between this youth and me . + +A contract of eternal bond of love , +Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands , +Attested by the holy close of lips , +Strengthen'd by interchangement of your rings ; +And all the ceremony of this compact +Seal'd in my function , by my testimony : +Since when , my watch hath told me , toward my grave +I have travell'd but two hours . + +O , thou dissembling cub ! what wilt thou be +When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case ? +Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow +That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow ? +Farewell , and take her ; but direct thy feet +Where thou and I henceforth may never meet . + +My lord , I do protest , + +O ! do not swear : +Hold little faith , though thou hast too much fear . + + +For the love of God , a surgeon ! send one presently to Sir Toby . + +What's the matter ? + +He has broke my head across , and has given Sir Toby a bloody coxcomb too . For the love of God , your help ! I had rather than forty pound I were at home . + +Who has done this , Sir Andrew ? + +The count's gentleman , one Cesario : we took him for a coward , but he's the very devil incardinate . + +My gentleman , Cesario ? + +Od's lifelings ! here he is . You broke my head for nothing ! and that that I did , I was set on to do't by Sir Toby . + +Why do you speak to me ? I never hurt you : +You drew your sword upon me without cause ; +But I bespake you fair , and hurt you not . + +If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt , you have hurt me : I think you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb . Here comes Sir Toby halting ; + +you shall hear more : but if he had not been in drink he would have tickled you othergates than he did . + +How now , gentleman ! how is't with you ? + +That's all one : he has hurt me , and there's the end on't . Sot , didst see Dick surgeon , sot ? + +O ! he's drunk , Sir Toby , an hour agone : his eyes were set at eight i' the morning . + +Then he's a rogue , and a passy-measures pavin . I hate a drunken rogue . + +Away with him ! Who hath made this havoc with them ? + +I'll help you , Sir Toby , because we'll be dressed together . + +Will you help ? an ass-head and a coxcomb and a knave , a thin-faced knave , a gull ! + +Get him to bed , and let his hurt be look'd to . + +I am sorry , madam , I have hurt your kinsman ; +But , had it been the brother of my blood , +I must have done no less with wit and safety . +You throw a strange regard upon me , and by that +I do perceive it hath offended you : +Pardon me , sweet one , even for the vows +We made each other but so late ago . + +One face , one voice , one habit , and two persons ; +A natural perspective , that is , and is not ! + +Antonio ! O my dear Antonio ! +How have the hours rack'd and tortur'd me +Since I have lost thee ! + +Sebastian are you ? + +Fear'st thou that , Antonio ? + +How have you made division of yourself ? +An apple cleft in two is not more twin +Than these two creatures . Which is Sebastian ? + +Most wonderful ! + +Do I stand there ? I never had a brother ; +Nor can there be that deity in my nature , +Of here and every where . I had a sister , +Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd . +Of charity , what kin are you to me ? +What countryman ? what name ? what parentage ? + +Of Messaline : Sebastian was my father ; +Such a Sebastian was my brother too , +So went he suited to his watery tomb . +If spirits can assume both form and suit +You come to fright us . + +A spirit I am indeed ; +But am in that dimension grossly clad +Which from the womb I did participate . +Were you a woman , as the rest goes even , +I should my tears let fall upon your cheek , +And say , 'Thrice welcome , drowned Viola !' + +My father had a mole upon his brow . + +And so had mine . + +And died that day when Viola from her birth +Had number'd thirteen years . + +O ! that record is lively in my soul . +He finished indeed his mortal act +That day that made my sister thirteen years . + +If nothing lets to make us happy both +But this my masculine usurp'd attire , +Do not embrace me till each circumstance +Of place , time , fortune , do cohere and jump +That I am Viola : which to confirm , +I'll bring you to a captain in this town , +Where lie my maiden weeds : by whose gentle help +I was preserv'd to serve this noble count . +All the occurrence of my fortune since +Hath been between this lady and this lord . + +So comes it , lady , you have been mistook : +But nature to her bias drew in that . +You would have been contracted to a maid ; +Nor are you therein , by my life , deceiv'd , +You are betroth'd both to a maid and man . + +Be not amaz'd ; right noble is his blood . +If this be so , as yet the glass seems true , +I shall have share in this most happy wrack . + + +Boy , thou hast said to me a thousand times +Thou never shouldst love woman like to me . + +And all those sayings will I over-swear , +And all those swearings keep as true in soul +As doth that orbed continent the fire +That severs day from night . + +Give me thy hand ; +And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds . + +The captain that did bring me first on shore +Hath my maid's garments : he upon some action +Is now in durance at Malvolio's suit , +A gentleman and follower of my lady's . + +He shall enlarge him . Fetch Malvolio hither . +And yet , alas , now I remember me , +They say , poor gentleman , he's much distract . +A most extracting frenzy of mine own +From my remembrance clearly banish'd his . + +How does he , sirrah ? + +Truly , madam , he holds Belzebub at the stave's end as well as a man in his case may do . He has here writ a letter to you : I should have given it to you to-day morning ; but as a madman's epistles are no gospels , so it skills not much when they are delivered . + +Open it , and read it . + +Look then to be well edified , when the fool delivers the madman . +By the Lord , madam , + +How now ! art thou mad ? + +No , madam , I do but read madness : an your ladyship will have it as it ought to be , you must allow vox . + +Prithee , read i' thy right wits . + +So I do , madonna ; but to read his right wits is to read thus : therefore perpend , my princess , and give ear . + +Read it you , sirrah . + + +By the Lord , madam , you wrong me , and the world shall know it : though you have put me into darkness , and given your drunken cousin rule over me , yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your ladyship . I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on ; with the which I doubt not but to do myself much right , or you much shame . Think of me as you please . I leave my duty a little unthought of , and speak out of my injury . THE MADLY-USED MALVOLIO . + +Did he write this ? + +Ay , madam . + +This savours not much of distraction . + +See him deliver'd , Fabian ; bring him hither . + +My lord , so please you , these things further thought on , +To think me as well a sister as a wife , +One day shall crown the alliance on't , so please you , +Here at my house and at my proper cost . + +Madam , I am most apt to embrace your offer . + + +Your master quits you ; and , for your service done him , +So much against the mettle of your sex , +So far beneath your soft and tender breeding ; +And since you call'd me master for so long , +Here is my hand : you shall from this time be +Your master's mistress . + +A sister ! you are she . + + +Is this the madman ? + +Ay , my lord , this same . +How now , Malvolio ! + +Madam , you have done me wrong , +Notorious wrong . + +Have I , Malvolio ? no . + +Lady , you have . Pray you peruse that letter . +You must not now deny it is your hand : +Write from it , if you can , in hand or phrase , +Or say 'tis not your seal nor your invention : +You can say none of this . Well , grant it then , +And tell me , in the modesty of honour , +Why you have given me such clear lights of favour , +Bade me come smiling and cross-garter'd to you , +To put on yellow stockings , and to frown +Upon Sir Toby and the lighter people ; +And , acting this in an obedient hope , +Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd , +Kept in a dark house , visited by the priest , +And made the most notorious geck and gull +That e'er invention play'd on ? tell me why . + +Alas ! Malvolio , this is not my writing , +Though , I confess , much like the character ; +But , out of question , 'tis Maria's hand : +And now I do bethink me , it was she +First told me thou wast mad ; then cam'st in smiling , +And in such forms which here were presuppos'd +Upon thee in the letter . Prithee , be content : +This practice hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee ; +But when we know the grounds and authors of it , +Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge +Of thine own cause . + +Good madam , hear me speak , +And let no quarrel nor no brawl to come +Taint the condition of this present hour , +Which I have wonder'd at . In hope it shall not , +Most freely I confess , myself and Toby +Set this device against Malvolio here , +Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts +We had conceiv'd against him . Maria writ +The letter at Sir Toby's great importance ; +In recompense whereof he hath married her . +How with a sportful malice it was follow'd , +May rather pluck on laughter than revenge , +If that the injuries be justly weigh'd +That have on both sides past . + +Alas , poor fool , how have they baffled thee ! + +Why , 'some are born great , some achieve greatness , and some have greatness thrown upon them .' I was one , sir , in this interlude ; one Sir Topas , sir ; but that's all one . 'By the Lord , fool , I am not mad :' But do you remember ? 'Madam , why laugh you at such a barren rascal ? an you smile not , he's gagged :' and thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges . + +I'll be reveng'd on the whole pack of you . + + +He hath been most notoriously abus'd . + +Pursue him , and entreat him to a peace ; +He hath not told us of the captain yet : +When that is known and golden time convents , +A solemn combination shall be made +Of our dear souls . Meantime , sweet sister , +We will not part from hence . Cesario , come ; +For so you shall be , while you are a man ; +But when in other habits you are seen , +Orsino's mistress , and his fancy's queen . + +When that I was and a little tiny boy , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain ; +A foolish thing was but a toy , +For the rain it raineth every day . + + +But when I came to man's estate , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain ; +'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gates , +For the rain it raineth every day . + + +But when I came , alas ! to wive , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain ; +By swaggering could I never thrive , +For the rain it raineth every day . + + +But when I came unto my beds , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain ; +With toss-pots still had drunken heads , +For the rain it raineth every day . + + +A great while ago the world begun , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain ; +But that's all one , our play is done , +And we'll strive to please you every day . + + THE FAMOUS HISTORY OF THE LIFE OF KING HENRY VIII + + +I come no more to make you laugh : things now , +That bear a weighty and a serious brow , +Sad , high , and working , full of state and woe , +Such noble scenes as draw the eye to flow , +We now present . Those that can pity , here +May , if they think it well , let fall a tear ; +The subject will deserve it . Such as give +Their money out of hope they may believe , +May here find truth too . Those that come to see +Only a show or two , and so agree +The play may pass , if they be still and willing , +I'll undertake may see away their shilling +Richly in two short hours . Only they +That come to hear a merry , bawdy play , +A noise of targets , or to see a fellow +In a long molley coat guarded with yellow , +Will be deceiv'd ; for , gentle hearers , know , +To rank our chosen truth with such a show +As fool and fight is , besides forfeiting +Our own brains , and the opinion that we bring , +To make that only true we now intend , +Will leave us never an understanding friend . +Therefore , for goodness' sake , and as you are known +The first and happiest hearers of the town , +Be sad , as we would make ye : think ye see +The very persons of our noble story +As they were living ; think you see them great , +And follow'd with the general throng and sweat +Of thousand friends ; then , in a moment see +How soon this mightiness meets misery : +And if you can be merry then , I'll say +A man may weep upon his wedding day . + + +Good morrow , and well met . How have you done , +Since last we saw in France ? + +I thank your Grace , +Healthful ; and ever since a fresh admirer +Of what I saw there . + +An untimely ague +Stay'd me a prisoner in my chamber , when +Those suns of glory , those two lights of men , +Met in the vale of Andren . + +'Twixt Guynes and Arde : +I was then present , saw them salute on horseback ; +Beheld them , when they lighted , how they clung +In their embracement , as they grew together ; +Which had they , what four thron'd ones could have weigh'd +Such a compounded one ? + +All the whole time +I was my chamber's prisoner . + +Then you lost +The view of earthly glory : men might say , +Till this time , pomp was single , but now married +To one above itself . Each following day +Became the next day's master , till the last +Made former wonders its . To-day the French +All clinquant , all in gold , like heathen gods , +Shone down the English ; and to-morrow they +Made Britain India : every man that stood +Show'd like a mine . Their dwarfish pages were +As cherubins , all gilt : the madams , too , +Not us'd to toil , did almost sweat to bear +The pride upon them , that their very labour +Was to them as a painting . Now this masque +Was cried incomparable ; and the ensuing night +Made it a fool , and beggar . The two kings , +Equal in lustre , were now best , now worst , +As presence did present them ; him in eye , +Still him in praise ; and , being present both , +'Twas said they saw but one ; and no discerner +Durst wag his tongue in censure . When these suns +For so they phrase 'em by their heralds challeng'd +The noble spirits to arms , they did perform +Beyond thought's compass ; that former fabulous story , +Being now seen possible enough , got credit , +That Bevis was believ'd . + +O ! you go far . + +As I belong to worship , and affect +In honour honesty , the tract of every thing +Would by a good discourser lose some life , +Which action's self was tongue to . All was royal ; +To the disposing of it nought rebell'd , +Order gave each thing view ; the office did +Distinctly his full function . + +Who did guide , +I mean , who set the body and the limbs +Of this great sport together , as you guess ? + +One certes , that promises no element +In such a business . + +I pray you , who , my lord ? + +All this was order'd by the good discretion +Of the right reverend Cardinal of York . + +The devil speed him ! no man's pie is freed +From his ambitious finger . What had he +To do in these fierce vanities ? I wonder +That such a keech can with his very bulk +Take up the rays o' the beneficial sun , +And keep it from the earth . + +Surely , sir , +There's in him stuff that puts him to these ends ; +For , being not propp'd by ancestry , whose grace +Chalks successors their way , nor call'd upon +For high feats done to the crown ; neither allied +To eminent assistants ; but , spider-like , +Out of his self-drawing web , he gives us note , +The force of his own merit makes his way ; +A gift that heaven gives for him , which buys +A place next to the king . + +I cannot tell +What heaven hath given him : let some graver eye +Pierce into that ; but I can see his pride +Peep through each part of him : whence has he that ? +If not from hell , the devil is a niggard , +Or has given all before , and he begins +A new hell in himself . + +Why the devil , +Upon this French going-out , took he upon him , +Without the privity o' the king , to appoint +Who should attend on him ? He makes up the file +Of all the gentry ; for the most part such +To whom as great a charge as little honour +He meant to lay upon : and his own letter , +The honourable board of council out , +Must fetch him in he papers . + +I do know +Kinsmen of mine , three at the least , that have +By this so sicken'd their estates , that never +They shall abound as formerly . + +O ! many +Have broke their backs with laying manors on 'em +For this great journey . What did this vanity +But minister communication of +A most poor issue ? + +Grievingly I think , +The peace between the French and us not values +The cost that did conclude it . + +Every man , +After the hideous storm that follow'd , was +A thing inspir'd ; and , not consulting , broke +Into a general prophecy : That this tempest , +Dashing the garment of this peace , aboded +The sudden breach on't . + +Which is budded out ; +For France hath flaw'd the league , and hath attach'd +Our merchants' goods at Bourdeaux . + +Is it therefore +The ambassador is silenc'd ? + +Marry , is't . + +A proper title of a peace ; and purchas'd +At a superfluous rate ! + +Why , all this business +Our reverend cardinal carried . + +Like it your Grace , +The state takes notice of the private difference +Betwixt you and the cardinal . I advise you , +And take it from a heart that wishes towards you +Honour and plenteous safety ,that you read +The cardinal's malice and his potency +Together ; to consider further that +What his high hatred would effect wants not +A minister in his power . You know his nature , +That he's revengeful ; and I know his sword +Hath a sharp edge : it's long , and 't may be said , +It reaches far ; and where 'twill not extend , +Thither he darts it . Bosom up my counsel , +You'll find it wholesome . Lo where comes that rock +That I advise your shunning . + +The Duke of Buckingham's surveyor , ha ? +Where's his examination ? + +Here , so please you . + +Is he in person ready ? + +Ay , please your Grace . + +Well , we shall then know more ; and Buckingham +Shall lessen this big look . + + +This butcher's cur is venom-mouth'd , and I +Have not the power to muzzle him ; therefore best +Not wake him in his slumber . A beggar's book +Outworths a noble's blood . + +What ! are you chaf'd ? +Ask God for temperance ; that's the appliance only +Which your disease requires . + +I read in's looks +Matter against me ; and his eye revil'd +Me , as his abject object : at this instant +He bores me with some trick : he's gone to the king ; +I'll follow , and out-stare him . + +Stay , my lord , +And let your reason with your choler question +What 'tis you go about . To climb steep hills +Requires slow pace at first : anger is like +A full-hot horse , who being allow'd his way , +Self-mettle tires him . Not a man in England +Can advise me like you : be to yourself +As you would to your friend . + +I'll to the king ; +And from a mouth of honour quite cry down +This Ipswich fellow's insolence , or proclaim +There's difference in no persons . + +Be advis'd ; +Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot +That it do singe yourself . We may outrun +By violent swiftness that which we run at , +And lose by overrunning . Know you not , +The fire that mounts the liquor till it run o'er , +In seeming to augment it wastes it ? Be advis'd : +I say again , there is no English soul +More stronger to direct you than yourself , +If with the sap of reason you would quench , +Or but allay , the fire of passion . + +Sir , +I am thankful to you , and I'll go along +By your prescription : but this top-proud fellow +Whom from the flow of gall I name not , but +From sincere motions ,by intelligence , +And proofs as clear as founts in July , when +We see each grain of gravel ,I do know +To be corrupt and treasonous . + +Say not , 'treasonous .' + +To the king I'll say't ; and make my vouch as strong +As shore of rock . Attend . This holy fox , +Or wolf , or both ,for he is equal ravenous +As he is subtle , and as prone to mischief +As able to perform 't , his mind and place +Infecting one another , yea , reciprocally , +Only to show his pomp as well in France +As here at home , suggests the king our master +To this last costly treaty , the interview , +That swallow'd so much treasure , and like a glass +Did break i' the rinsing . + +Faith , and so it did . + +Praygive me favour , sir . This cunning cardinal +The articles o' the combination drew +As himself pleas'd ; and they were ratified +As he cried , 'Thus let be ,' to as much end +As give a crutch to the dead . But our count-cardinal +Has done this , and 'tis well ; for worthy Wolsey , +Who cannot err , he did it . Now this follows , +Which , as I take it , is a kind of puppy +To the old dam , treason , Charles the emperor , +Under pretence to see the queen his aunt , +For 'twas indeed his colour , but he came +To whisper Wolsey ,here makes visitation : +His fears were , that the interview betwixt +England and France might , through their amity , +Breed him some prejudice ; for from this league +Peep'd harms that menac'd him . He privily +Deals with our cardinal , and , as I trow , +Which I do well ; for , I am sure the emperor +Paid ere he promis'd ; whereby his suit was granted +Ere it was ask'd ; but when the way was made , +And pav'd with gold , the emperor thus desir'd : +That he would please to alter the king's course , +And break the foresaid peace . Let the king know +As soon he shall by me that thus the cardinal +Does buy and sell his honour as he pleases , +And for his own advantage . + +I am sorry +To hear this of him ; and could wish he were +Something mistaken in 't . + +No , not a syllable : +I do pronounce him in that very shape +He shall appear in proof . + + +Your office , sergeant ; execute it . + +Sir , +My Lord the Duke of Buckingham , and Earl +Of Hereford , Stafford , and Northampton , I +Arrest thee of high treason , in the name +Of our most sovereign king . + +Lo you , my lord , +The net has fall'n upon me ! I shall perish +Under device and practice . + +I am sorry +To see you ta'en from liberty , to look on +The business present . 'Tis his highness' pleasure +You shall to the Tower . + +It will help me nothing +To plead mine innocence , for that dye is on me +Which makes my whit'st part black . The will of heaven +Be done in this and all things ! I obey . +O ! my Lord Abergavenny , fare you well ! + +Nay , he must bear you company . + +The king +Is pleas'd you shall to the Tower , till you know +How he determines further . + +As the duke said , +The will of heaven be done , and the king's pleasure +By me obey'd ! + +Here is a warrant from +The king to attach Lord Montacute ; and the bodies +Of the duke's confessor , John de la Car , +One Gilbert Peck , his chancellor , + +So , so ; +These are the limbs o' the plot : no more , I hope . + +A monk o' the Chartreux . + +O ! Nicholas Hopkins ? + +He . + +My surveyor is false ; the o'er-great cardinal +Hath show'd him gold . My life is spann'd already : +I am the shadow of poor Buckingham , +Whose figure even this instant cloud puts on , +By dark'ning my clear sun . My lord , farewell . + + +My life itself , and the best heart of it , +Thanks you for this great care : I stood i' the level +Of a full-charg'd confederacy , and give thanks +To you that chok'd it . Let be call'd before us +That gentleman of Buckingham's ; in person +I'll hear him his confessions justify ; +And point by point the treasons of his master +He shall again relate . + +Nay , we must longer kneel : I am a suitor . + +Arise , and take place by us : half your suit +Never name to us ; you have half our power : +The other moiety , ere you ask , is given ; +Repeat your will , and take it . + +Thank your majesty . +That you would love yourself , and in that love +Not unconsider'd leave your honour , nor +The dignity of your office , is the point +Of my petition . + +Lady mine , proceed . + +I am solicited , not by a few , +And those of true condition , that your subjects +Are in great grievance : there have been commissions +Sent down among 'em , which hath flaw'd the heart +Of all their loyalties : wherein , although , +My good Lord Cardinal , they vent reproaches +Most bitterly on you , as putter-on +Of these exactions , yet the king our master , +Whose honour heaven shield from soil !even he escapes not +Language unmannerly ; yea , such which breaks +The sides of loyalty , and almost appears +In loud rebellion . + +Not almost appears , +It doth appear ; for , upon these taxations , +The clothiers all , not able to maintain +The many to them 'longing , have put off +The spinsters , carders , fullers , weavers , who , +Unfit for other life , compell'd by hunger +And lack of other means , in desperate manner +Daring the event to the teeth , are all in uproar , +And danger serves among them . + +Taxation ! +Wherein ? and what taxation ? My Lord Cardinal , +You that are blam'd for it alike with us , +Know you of this taxation ? + +Please you , sir , +I know but of a single part in aught +Pertains to the state ; and front but in that file +Where others tell steps with me . + +No , my lord , +You know no more than others ; but you frame +Things that are known alike ; which are not wholesome +To those which would not know them , and yet must +Perforce be their acquaintance . These exactions , +Whereof my sov'reign would have note , they are +Most pestilent to the hearing ; and to bear 'em , +The back is sacrifice to the load . They say +They are devis'd by you , or else you suffer +Too hard an exclamation . + +Still exaction ! +The nature of it ? In what kind , let's know , +Is this exaction ? + +I am much too venturous +In tempting of your patience ; but am bolden'd +Under your promis'd pardon . The subjects' grief +Comes through commissions , which compel from each +The sixth part of his substance , to be levied +Without delay ; and the pretence for this +Is nam'd , your wars in France . This makes bold mouths : +Tongues spit their duties out , and cold hearts freeze +Allegiance in them ; their curses now +Live where their prayers did ; and it's come to pass , +This tractable obedience is a slave +To each incensed will . I would your highness +Would give it quick consideration , for +There is no primer business . + +By my life , +This is against our pleasure . + +And for me , +I have no further gone in this than by +A single voice , and that not pass'd me but +By learned approbation of the judges . If I am +Traduc'd by ignorant tongues , which neither know +My faculties nor person , yet will be +The chronicles of my doing , let me say +'Tis but the fate of place , and the rough brake +That virtue must go through . We must not stint +Our necessary actions , in the fear +To cope malicious censurers ; which ever , +As rav'nous fishes , do a vessel follow +That is new-trimm'd , but benefit no further +Than vainly longing . What we oft do best , +By sick interpreters , once weak ones , is +Not ours , or not allow'd ; what worst , as oft , +Hitting a grosser quality , is cried up +For our best act . If we shall stand still , +In fear our motion will be mock'd or carp'd at , +We should take root here where we sit , or sit +State-statues only . + +Things done well , +And with a care , exempt themselves from fear ; +Things done without example , in their issue +Are to be fear'd . Have you a precedent +Of this commission ? I believe , not any . +We must not rend our subjects from our laws , +And stick them in our will . Sixth part of each ? +A trembling contribution ! Why , we take +From every tree , lop , bark , and part o' the timber ; +And , though we leave it with a root , thus hack'd , +The air will drink the sap . To every county +Where this is question'd , send our letters , with +Free pardon to each man that has denied +The force of this commission . Pray , look to 't ; +I put it to your care . + +A word with you . +Let there be letters writ to every shire , +Of the king's grace and pardon . The griev'd commons +Hardly conceive of me ; let it be nois'd +That through our intercession this revokement +And pardon comes : I shall anon advise you +Further in the proceeding . + +I am sorry that the Duke of Buckingham +Is run in your displeasure . + +It grieves many : +The gentleman is learn'd , and a most rare speaker , +To nature none more bound ; his training such +That he may furnish and instruct great teachers , +And never seek for aid out of himself . Yet see , +When these so noble benefits shall prove +Not well dispos'd , the mind growing once corrupt , +They turn to vicious forms , ten times more ugly +Than ever they were fair . This man so complete , +Who was enroll'd 'mongst wonders , and when we , +Almost with ravish'd listening , could not find +His hour of speech a minute ; he , my lady , +Hath into monstrous habits put the graces +That once were his , and is become as black +As if besmear'd in hell . Sit by us ; you shall hear +This was his gentleman in trust of him +Things to strike honour sad . Bid him recount +The fore-recited practices ; whereof +We cannot feel too little , hear too much . + +Stand forth ; and with bold spirit relate what you , +Most like a careful subject , have collected +Out of the Duke of Buckingham . + +Speak freely . + +First , it was usual with him , every day +It would infect his speech , that if the king +Should without issue die , he'd carry it so +To make the sceptre his . These very words +I've heard him utter to his son-in-law , +Lord Abergavenny , to whom by oath he menac'd +Revenge upon the cardinal . + +Please your highness , note +This dangerous conception in this point . +Not friended by his wish , to your high person +His will is most malignant ; and it stretches +Beyond you , to your friends . + +My learn'd Lord Cardinal , +Deliver all with charity . + +Speak on : +How grounded he his title to the crown +Upon our fail ? to this point hast thou heard him +At any time speak aught ? + +He was brought to this +By a vain prophecy of Nicholas Hopkins . + +What was that Hopkins ? + +Sir , a Chartreux friar , +His confessor , who fed him every minute +With words of sovereignty . + +How know'st thou this ? + +Not long before your highness sped to France , +The duke being at the Rose , within the parish +Saint Lawrence Poultney , did of me demand +What was the speech among the Londoners +Concerning the French journey : I replied , +Men fear'd the French would prove perfidious , +To the king's danger . Presently the duke +Said , 'twas the fear , indeed ; and that he doubted +'Twould prove the verity of certain words +Spoke by a holy monk ; 'that oft ,' says he , +'Hath sent to me , wishing me to permit +John de la Car , my chaplain , a choice hour +To hear from him a matter of some moment : +Whom after under the confession's seal +He solemnly had sworn , that what he spoke , +My chaplain to no creature living but +To me should utter , with demure confidence +This pausingly ensu'd : neither the king nor 's heirs +Tell you the duke shall prosper : bid him strive +To gain the love o' the commonalty : the duke +Shall govern England .' + +If I know you well , +You were the duke's surveyor , and lost your office +On the complaint o' the tenants : take good heed +You charge not in your spleen a noble person , +And spoil your nobler soul . I say , take heed ; +Yes , heartily beseech you . + +Let him on . +Go forward . + +On my soul , I'll speak but truth . +I told my lord the duke , by the devil's illusions +The monk might be deceiv'd ; and that 'twas dangerous for him +To ruminate on this so far , until +It forg'd him some design , which , being believ'd , +It was much like to do . He answer'd , 'Tush ! +It can do me no damage ;' adding further , +That had the king in his last sickness fail'd , +The cardinal's and Sir Thomas Lovell's heads +Should have gone off . + +Ha ! what , so rank ? Ah , ha ! +There's mischief in this man . Canst thou say further ? + +I can , my liege . + +Proceed . + +Being at Greenwich , +After your highness had reprov'd the duke +About Sir William Blomer , + +I remember +Of such a time : being my sworn servant , +The duke retain'd him his . But on ; what hence ? + +'If ,' quoth he , 'I for this had been committed , +As , to the Tower , I thought , I would have play'd +The part my father meant to act upon +The usurper Richard ; who , being at Salisbury , +Made suit to come in 's presence ; which if granted , +As he made semblance of his duty , would +Have put his knife into him .' + +A giant traitor ! + +Now , madam , may his highness live in freedom , +And this man out of prison ? + +God mend all ! + +There's something more would out of thee ? what sayst ? + +After 'the duke his father ,' with 'the knife ,' +He stretch'd him , and , with one hand on his dagger , +Another spread on's breast , mounting his eyes , +He did discharge a horrible oath ; whose tenour +Was , were he evil us'd , he would outgo +His father by as much as a performance +Does an irresolute purpose . + +There's his period ; +To sheathe his knife in us . He is attach'd ; +Call him to present trial : if he may +Find mercy in the law , 'tis his ; if none , +Let him not seek't of us : by day and night ! +He's traitor to the height . + + +Is't possible the spells of France should juggle +Men into such strange mysteries ? + +New customs , +Though they be never so ridiculous , +Nay , let 'em be unmanly , yet are follow'd . + +As far as I see , all the good our English +Have got by the late voyage is but merely +A fit or two o' the face ; but they are shrewd ones ; +For when they hold 'em , you would swear directly +Their very noses had been counsellors +To Pepin or Clotharius , they keep state so . + +They have all new legs , and lame ones : one would take it , +That never saw 'em pace before , the spavin +Or springhalt reign'd among 'em . + +Death ! my lord , +Their clothes are after such a pagan cut too , +That , sure , they've worn out Christendom . + + +How now ! + +What news , Sir Thomas Lovell ? + +Faith , my lord , +I hear of none , but the new proclamation +That's clapp'd upon the court-gate . + +What is't for ? + +The reformation of our travell'd gallants , +That fill the court with quarrels , talk , and tailors . + +I am glad 'tis there : now I would pray our monsieurs +To think an English courtier may be wise , +And never see the Louvre . + +They must either +For so run the conditions leave those remnants +Of fool and feather that they got in France , +With all their honourable points of ignorance +Pertaining thereunto ,as fights and fireworks ; +Abusing better men than they can be , +Out of a foreign wisdom ;renouncing clean +The faith they have in tennis and tall stockings , +Short blister'd breeches , and those types of travel , +And understand again like honest men ; +Or pack to their old playfellows : there , I take it , +They may , cum privilegio , wear away +The lag end of their lewdness , and be laugh'd at . + +'Tis time to give 'em physic , their diseases +Are grown so catching . + +What a loss our ladies +Will have of these trim vanities ! + +Ay , marry , +There will be woe indeed , lords : the sly whoresons +Have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies ; +A French song and a fiddle has no fellow . + +The devil fiddle 'em ! I am glad they're going : +For , sure , there's no converting of 'em : now +An honest country lord , as I am , beaten +A long time out of play , may bring his plainsong +And have an hour of hearing ; and , by'r lady , +Held current music too . + +Well said , Lord Sands ; +Your colt's tooth is not cast yet . + +No , my lord ; +Nor shall not , while I have a stump . + +Sir Thomas , +Whither were you a-going ? + +To the cardinal's : +Your lordship is a guest too . + +O ! 'tis true : +This night he makes a supper , and a great one , +To many lords and ladies ; there will be +The beauty of this kingdom , I'll assure you . + +That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed , +A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us ; +His dews fall everywhere . + +No doubt he's noble ; +He had a black mouth that said other of him . + +He may , my lord ; he has wherewithal : in him +Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine : +Men of his way should be most liberal ; +They are set here for examples . + +True , they are so ; +But few now give so great ones . My barge stays ; +Your lordship shall along . Come , good Sir Thomas , +We shall be late else ; which I would not be , +For I was spoke to , with Sir Henry Guildford , +This night to be comptrollers . + +I am your lordship's . + +Ladies , a general welcome from his Grace +Salutes ye all ; this night he dedicates +To fair content and you . None here , he hopes , +In all this noble bevy , has brought with her +One care abroad ; he would have all as merry +As , first , good company , good wine , good welcome +Can make good people . + +O , my lord ! you're tardy : +The very thought of this fair company +Clapp'd wings to me . + +You are young , Sir Harry Guildford . + +Sir Thomas Lovell , had the cardinal +But half my lay-thoughts in him , some of these +Should find a running banquet ere they rested , +I think would better please 'em : by my life , +They are a sweet society of fair ones . + +O ! that your lordship were but now confessor +To one or two of these ! + +I would I were ; +They should find easy penance . + +Faith , how easy ? + +As easy as a down-bed would afford it . + +Sweet ladies , will it please you sit ? Sir Harry , +Place you that side , I'll take the charge of this ; +His Grace is ent'ring . Nay you must not freeze ; +Two women plac'd together makes cold weather : +My Lord Sands , you are one will keep 'em waking ; +Pray , sit between these ladies . + +By my faith , +And thank your lordship . By your leave , sweet ladies : + +If I chance to talk a little wild , forgive me ; +I had it from my father . + +Was he mad , sir ? + +O ! very mad , exceeding mad ; in love too : +But he would bite none ; just as I do now , +He would kiss you twenty with a breath . + + +Well said , my lord . +So , now you're fairly seated . Gentlemen , +The penance lies on you , if these fair ladies +Pass away frowning . + +For my little cure , +Let me alone . + + +You're welcome , my fair guests : that noble lady , +Or gentleman , that is not freely merry , +Is not my friend : this , to confirm my welcome ; +And to you all , good health . + + +Your Grace is noble : +Let me have such a bowl may hold my thanks , +And save me so much talking . + +My Lord Sands , +I am beholding to you : cheer your neighbours . +Ladies , you are not merry : gentlemen , +Whose fault is this ? + +The red wine first must rise +In their fair cheeks , my lord ; then , we shall have 'em +Talk us to silence . + +You are a merry gamester , +My Lord Sands . + +Yes , if I make my play . +Here's to your ladyship ; and pledge it , madam , +For 'tis to such a thing , + +You cannot show me . + +I told your Grace they would talk anon . + + +What's that ? + +Look out there , some of ye . + + +What war-like voice , +And to what end , is this ? Nay , ladies , fear not ; +By all the laws of war you're privileg'd . + + +How now , what is't ? + +A noble troop of strangers ; +For so they seem : they've left their barge and landed ; +And hither make , as great ambassadors +From foreign princes . + +Good Lord Chamberlain , +Go , give 'em welcome ; you can speak the French tongue ; +And , pray , receive 'em nobly , and conduct 'em +Into our presence , where this heaven of beauty +Shall shine at full upon them . Some attend him . + +You have now a broken banquet ; but we'll mend it . +A good digestion to you all ; and once more +I shower a welcome on ye ; welcome all . + +A noble company ! what are their pleasures ? + +Because they speak no English , thus they pray'd +To tell your Grace : that , having heard by fame +Of this so noble and so fair assembly +This night to meet here , they could do no less , +Out of the great respect they bear to beauty , +But leave their flocks ; and , under your fair conduct , +Crave leave to view these ladies , and entreat +An hour of revels with 'em . + +Say , Lord Chamberlain , +They have done my poor house grace ; for which I pay 'em +A thousand thanks , and pray 'em take their pleasures . + + +The fairest hand I ever touch'd ! O beauty , +Till now I never knew thee ! + + +My lord . + +Your Grace ? + +Pray tell them thus much from me : +There should be one amongst 'em , by his person , +More worthy this place than myself ; to whom , +If I but knew him , with my love and duty +I would surrender it . + +I will , my lord . + + +What say they ? + +Such a one , they all confess , +There is , indeed ; which they would have your Grace +Find out , and he will take it . + +Let me see then . + +By all your good leaves , gentlemen , here I'll make +My royal choice . + +You have found him , cardinal . +You hold a fair assembly ; you do well , lord : +You are a churchman , or , I'll tell you , cardinal , +I should judge now unhappily . + +I am glad +Your Grace is grown so pleasant . + +My Lord Chamberlain , +Prithee , come hither . What fair lady's that ? + +An't please your Grace , Sir Thomas Bullen's daughter , +The Viscount Rochford , one of her highness' women . + +By heaven , she is a dainty one . Sweetheart , +I were unmannerly to take you out , +And not to kiss you . A health , gentlemen ! +Let it go round . + +Sir Thomas Lovell , is the banquest ready +I' the privy chamber ? + +Yes , my lord . + +Your Grace , +I fear , with dancing is a little heated . + +I fear , too much . + +There's fresher air , my lord , +In the next chamber . + +Lead in your ladies , every one . Sweet partner , +I must not yet forsake you . Let's be merry : +Good my Lord Cardinal , I have half a dozen healths +To drink to these fair ladies , and a measure +To lead 'em once again ; and then let's dream +Who's best in favour . Let the music knock it . + + +Whither away so fast ? + +O ! God save ye . +E'en to the hall , to hear what shall become +Of the great Duke of Buckingham . + +I'll save you +That labour , sir . All's now done but the ceremony +Of bringing back the prisoner . + +Were you there ? + +Yes , indeed , was I . + +Pray speak what has happen'd . + +You may guess quickly what . + +Is he found guilty ? + +Yes , truly is he , and condemn'd upon't . + +I am sorry for 't . + +So are a number more . + +But , pray , how pass'd it ? + +I'll tell you in a little . The great duke +Came to the bar ; where , to his accusations +He pleaded still not guilty , and alleg'd +Many sharp reasons to defeat the law . +The king's attorney on the contrary +Urg'd on the examinations , proofs , confessions +Of divers witnesses , which the duke desir'd +To have brought , viv voce , to his face : +At which appear'd against him his surveyor ; +Sir Gilbert Peck his chancellor ; and John Car , +Confessor to him ; with that devil-monk , +Hopkins , that made this mischief . + +That was he +That fed him with his prophecies ? + +The same . +All these accus'd him strongly ; which he fain +Would have flung from him , but , indeed , he could not : +And so his peers , upon this evidence , +Have found him guilty of high treason . Much +He spoke , and learnedly , for life ; but all +Was either pitied in him or forgotten . + +After all this how did he bear himself ? + +When he was brought again to the bar , to hear +His knell rung out , his judgment , he was stirr'd +With such an agony , he sweat extremely , +And something spoke in choler , ill , and hasty : +But he fell to himself again , and sweetly +In all the rest show'd a most noble patience . + +I do not think he fears death . + +Sure , he does not ; +He never was so womanish ; the cause +He may a little grieve at . + +Certainly +The cardinal is the end of this . + +'Tis likely +By all conjectures : first , Kildare's attainder , +Then deputy of Ireland ; who , remov'd , +Earl Surrey was sent thither , and in haste too , +Lest he should help his father . + +That trick of state +Was a deep envious one . + +At his return , +No doubt he will requite it . This is noted , +And generally , whoever the king favours , +The cardinal instantly will find employment , +And far enough from court too . + +All the commons +Hate him perniciously , and o' my conscience , +Wish him ten fathom deep : this duke as much +They love and dote on ; call him bounteous Buckingham , +The mirror of all courtesy ; + +Stay there , sir , +And see the noble ruin'd man you speak of . + +Let's stand close , and behold him . + +All good people , +You that thus far have come to pity me , +Hear what I say , and then go home and lose me . +I have this day receiv'd a traitor's judgment , +And by that name must die : yet , heaven bear witness , +And if I have a conscience , let it sink me , +Even as the axe falls , if I be not faithful ! +The law I bear no malice for my death , +'T has done upon the premises but justice ; +But those that sought it I could wish more Christians : +Be what they will , I heartily forgive 'em . +Yet let 'em look they glory not in mischief , +Nor build their evils on the graves of great men ; +For then my guiltless blood must cry against 'em . +For further life in this world I ne'er hope , +Nor will I sue , although the king have mercies +More than I dare make faults . You few that lov'd me , +And dare be bold to weep for Buckingham , +His noble friends and fellows , whom to leave +Is only bitter to him , only dying , +Go with me , like good angels , to my end ; +And , as the long divorce of steel falls on me , +Make of your prayers one sweet sacrifice , +And lift my soul to heaven . Lead on , o' God's name . + +I do beseech your Grace , for charity , +If ever any malice in your heart +Were hid against me , now to forgive me frankly . + +Sir Thomas Lovell , I as free forgive you +As I would be forgiven : I forgive all . +There cannot be those numberless offences +'Gainst me that I cannot take peace with : no black envy +Shall mark my grave . Commend me to his Grace ; +And , if he speak of Buckingham , pray , tell him +You met him half in heaven . My vows and prayers +Yet are the king's ; and , till my soul forsake , +Shall cry for blessings on him : may he live +Longer than I have time to tell his years ! +Ever belov'd and loving may his rule be ! +And when old time shall lead him to his end , +Goodness and he fill up one monument ! + +To the water side I must conduct your Grace ; +Then give my charge up to Sir Nicholas Vaux , +Who undertakes you to your end . + +Prepare there ! +The duke is coming : see the barge be ready ; +And fit it with such furniture as suits +The greatness of his person . + +Nay , Sir Nicholas , +Let it alone ; my state now will but mock me . +When I came hither , I was Lord High Constable , +And Duke of Buckingham ; now , poor Edward Bohun : +Yet I am richer than my base accusers , +That never knew what truth meant : I now seal it ; +And with that blood will make them one day groan for't . +My noble father , Henry of Buckingham , +Who first rais'd head against usurping Richard , +Flying for succour to his servant Banister , +Being distress'd , was by that wretch betray'd , +And without trial fell : God's peace be with him ! +Henry the Seventh succeeding , truly pitying +My father's loss , like a most royal prince , +Restor'd me to my honours , and , out of ruins , +Made my name once more noble . Now his son , +Henry the Eighth , life , honour , name , and all +That made me happy , at one stroke has taken +For ever from the world . I had my trial , +And , must needs say , a noble one ; which makes me +A little happier than my wretched father : +Yet thus far we are one in fortunes ; both +Fell by our servants , by those men welov'd most : +A most unnatural and faithless service ! +Heaven has an end in all ; yet , you that hear me , +This from a dying man receive as certain : +Where you are liberal of your loves and counsels +Be sure you be not loose ; for those you make friends +And give your hearts to , when they once perceive +The least rub in your fortunes , fall away +Like water from ye , never found again +But where they mean to sink ye . All good people , +Pray for me ! I must now forsake ye : the last hour +Of my long weary life is come upon me . +Farewell : +And when you would say something that is sad , +Speak how I fell . I have done ; and God forgive me ! + + +O ! this is full of pity ! Sir , it calls , +I fear , too many curses on their heads +That were the authors . + +If the duke be guiltless , +'Tis full of woe ; yet I can give you inkling +Of an ensuing evil , if it fall , +Greater than this . + +Good angels keep it from us ! +What may it be ? You do not doubt my faith , sir ? + +This secret is so weighty , 'twill require +A strong faith to conceal it . + +Let me have it ; +I do not talk much . + +I am confident : +You shall , sir . Did you not of late days hear +A buzzing of a separation +Between the king and Katharine ? + +Yes , but it held not ; +For when the king once heard it , out of anger +He sent command to the lord mayor straight +To stop the rumour , and allay those tongues +That durst disperse it . + +But that slander , sir , +Is found a truth now ; for it grows again +Fresher than e'er it was ; and held for certain +The king will venture at it . Either the cardinal , +Or some about him near , have , out of malice +To the good queen , possess'd him with a scruple +That will undo her : to confirm this too , +Cardinal Campeius is arriv'd , and lately ; +As all think , for this business . + +'Tis the cardinal ; +And merely to revenge him on the emperor +For not bestowing on him , at his asking , +The archbishopric of Toledo , this is purpos'd . + +I think you have hit the mark : but is't not cruel +That she should feel the smart of this ? The cardinal +Will have his will , and she must fall . + +'Tis woeful . +We are too open here to argue this ; +Let's think in private more . + + +My lord , The horses your lordship sent for , with all the care I had , I saw well chosen , ridden , and furnished . They were young and handsome , and of the best breed in the north . When they were ready to set out for London , a man of my Lord Cardinal's , by commission and main power , took them from me ; with this reason : His master would be served before a subject , if not before the king ; which stopped our mouths , sir . +I fear he will indeed . Well , let him have them : +He will have all , I think . + + +Well met , my Lord Chamberlain . + +Good day to both your Graces . + +How is the king employ'd ? + +I left him private , +Full of sad thoughts and troubles . + +What's the cause ? + +It seems the marriage with his brother's wife +Has crept too near his conscience . + +No ; his conscience +Has crept too near another lady . + +'Tis so : +This is the cardinal's doing , the king-cardinal : +That blind priest , like the eldest son of Fortune , +Turns what he list . The king will know him one day . + +Pray God he do ! he'll never know himself else . + +How holily he works in all his business , +And with what zeal ! for , now he has crack'd the league +Between us and the emperor , the queen's great nephew , +He dives into the king's soul , and there scatters +Dangers , doubts , wringing of the conscience , +Fears , and despairs ; and all these for his marriage : +And out of all these , to restore the king , +He counsels a divorce ; a loss of her , +That like a jewel has hung twenty years +About his neck , yet never lost her lustre ; +Of her , that loves him with that excellence +That angels love good men with ; even of her , +That , when the greatest stroke of fortune falls , +Will bless the king : and is not this course pious ? + +Heaven keep me from such counsel ! 'Tis most true +These news are every where ; every tongue speaks 'em , +And every true heart weeps for't . All that dare +Look into these affairs , see this main end , +The French king's sister . Heaven will one day open +The king's eyes , that so long have slept upon +This bold bad man . + +And free us from his slavery . + +We had need pray , +And heartily , for our deliverance ; +Or this imperious man will work us all +From princes into pages . All men's honours +Lie like one lump before him , to be fashion'd +Into what pitch he please . + +For me , my lords , +I love him not , nor fear him ; there's my creed . +As I am made without him , so I'll stand , +If the king please ; his curses and his blessings +Touch me alike , they're breath I not believe in . +I knew him , and I know him ; so I leave him +To him that made him proud , the pope . + +Let's in ; +And with some other business put the king +From these sad thoughts , that work too much upon him . +My lord , you'll bear us company ? + +Excuse me ; +The king hath sent me otherwhere : besides , +You'll find a most unfit time to disturb him : +Health to your lordships . + +Thanks , my good Lord Chamberlain . + +How sad he looks ! sure , he is much afflicted . + +Who is there , ha ? + +Pray God he be not angry . + +Who's there , I say ? How dare you thrust yourselves +Into my private meditations ? +Who am I , ha ? + +A gracious king that pardons all offences +Malice ne'er meant : our breach of duty this way +Is business of estate ; in which we come +To know your royal pleasure . + +Ye are too bold . +Go to ; I'll make ye know your times of business : +Is this an hour for temporal affairs , ha ? + + +Who's there ? my good Lord Cardinal ? O ! my Wolsey , +The quiet of my wounded conscience ; +Thou art a cure fit for a king . + +You're welcome , +Most learned reverend sir , into our kingdom : +Use us , and it . + +My good lord , have great care + +I be not found a talker . + +Sir , you cannot . +I would your Grace would give us but an hour +Of private conference . + +We are busy : go . + +This priest has no pride in him ! + +Not to speak of ; +I would not be so sick though for his place : +But this cannot continue . + +If it do , +I'll venture one have-at-him . + +I another . + + +Your Grace has given a precedent of wisdom +Above all princes , in committing freely +Your scruple to the voice of Christendom . +Who can be angry now ? what envy reach you ? +The Spaniard , tied by blood and favour to her , +Must now confess , if they have any goodness , +The trial just and noble . All the clerks , +I mean the learned ones , in Christian kingdoms +Have their free voices : Rome , the nurse of judgment , +Invited by your noble self , hath sent +One general tongue unto us , this good man , +This just and learned priest , Cardinal Campeius ; +Whom once more I present unto your highness . + +And once more in my arms I bid him welcome , +And thank the holy conclave for their loves : +They have sent me such a man I would have wish'd for . + +Your Grace must needs deserve all strangers' loves , +You are so noble . To your highness' hand +I tender my commission , by whose virtue , +The court of Rome commanding ,you , my Lord +Cardinal of York , are join'd with me , their servant , +In the impartial judging of this business . + +Two equal men . The queen shall be acquainted +Forthwith for what you come . Where's Gardiner ? + +I know your majesty has always lov'd her +So dear in heart , not to deny her that +A woman of less place might ask by law , +Scholars , allow'd freely to argue for her . + +Ay , and the best , she shall have ; and my favour +To him that does best : God forbid else . Cardinal , +Prithee , call Gardiner to me , my new secretary : +I find him a fit fellow . + +Give me your hand ; much joy and favour to you ; +You are the king's now . + +But to be commanded +For ever by your Grace , whose hand has rais'd me . + +Come hither , Gardiner . + + +My Lord of York , was not one Doctor Pace +In this man's place before him ? + +Yes , he was . + +Was he not held a learned man ? + +Yes , surely . + +Believe me , there's an ill opinion spread then +Even of yourself , Lord Cardinal . + +How ! of me ? + +They will not stick to say , you envied him , +And fearing he would rise , he was so virtuous , +Kept him a foreign man still ; which so griev'd him +That he ran mad and died . + +Heaven's peace be with him ! +That's Christian care enough : for living murmurers +There's places of rebuke . He was a fool , +For he would needs be virtuous : that good fellow , +If I command him , follows my appointment : +I will have none so near else . Learn this , brother , +We live not to be grip'd by meaner persons . + +Deliver this with modesty to the queen . + +The most convenient place that I can think of +For such receipt of learning , is Black-Friars ; +There ye shall meet about this weighty business . +My Wolsey , see it furnish'd . O my lord ! +Would it not grieve an able man to leave +So sweet a bedfellow ? But , conscience , conscience ! +O ! 'tis a tender place , and I must leave her . + + +Not for that neither : here's the pang that pinches : +His highness having liv'd so long with her , and she +So good a lady that no tongue could ever +Pronounce dishonour of her ; by my life , +She never knew harm-doing ; O ! now , after +So many courses of the sun enthron'd , +Still growing in a majesty and pomp , the which +To leave a thousand-fold more bitter than +'Tis sweet at first to acquire , after this process +To give her the avaunt ! it is a pity +Would move a monster . + +Hearts of most hard temper +Melt and lament for her . + +O ! God's will ; much better +She ne'er had known pomp : though 't be temporal , +Yet , if that quarrel , Fortune , do divorce +It from the bearer , 'tis a sufferance panging +As soul and body's severing . + +Alas ! poor lady , +She's a stranger now again . + +So much the more +Must pity drop upon her . Verily , +I swear , 'tis better to be lowly born , +And range with humble livers in content , +Than to be perk'd up in a glist'ring grief +And wear a golden sorrow . + +Our content +Is our best having . + +By my troth and maidenhead +I would not be a queen . + +Beshrew me , I would , +And venture maidenhead for't ; and so would you , +For all this spice of your hypocrisy . +You , that have so fair parts of woman on you , +Have too a woman's heart ; which ever yet +Affected eminence , wealth , sovereignty : +Which , to say sooth , are blessings , and which gifts +Saving your mincing the capacity +Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive , +If you might please to stretch it . + +Nay , good troth . + +Yes , troth , and troth ; you would not be a queen ? + +No , not for all the riches under heaven . + +'Tis strange : a three-pence bow'd would hire me , +Old as I am , to queen it . But , I pray you , +What think you of a duchess ? have you limbs +To bear that load of title ? + +No , in truth . + +Then you are weakly made . Pluck off a little : +I would not be a young count in your way , +For more than blushing comes to : if your back +Cannot vouchsafe this burden , 'tis too weak +Ever to get a boy . + +How you do talk ! +I swear again , I would not be a queen +For all the world . + +In faith , for little England +You'd venture an emballing : I myself +Would for Carnarvonshire , although there 'long'd +No more to the crown but that . Lo ! who comes here ? + + +Good morrow , ladies . What were't worth to know +The secret of your conference ? + +My good lord , +Not your demand ; it values not your asking : +Our mistress' sorrows we were pitying . + +It was a gentle business , and becoming +The action of good women : there is hope +All will be well . + +Now , I pray God , amen ! + +You bear a gentle mind , and heavenly blessings +Follow such creatures . That you may , fair lady , +Perceive I speak sincerely , and high note's +Ta'en of your many virtues , the king's majesty +Commends his good opinion of you , and +Does purpose honour to you no less flowing +Than Marchioness of Pembroke ; to which title +A thousand pound a year , annual support , +Out of his grace he adds . + +I do not know +What kind of my obedience I should tender ; +More than my all is nothing , nor my prayers +Are not words duly hallow'd , nor my wishes +More worth than empty vanities ; yet prayers and wishes +Are all I can return . Beseech your lordship , +Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience , +As from a blushing handmaid , to his highness , +Whose health and royalty I pray for . + +Lady , +I shall not fail to approve the fair conceit +The king hath of you . + +I have perus'd her well ; +Beauty and honour in her are so mingled +That they have caught the king ; and who knows yet +But from this lady may proceed a gem +To lighten all this isle ? + +I'll to the king , +And say , I spoke with you . + +My honour'd lord . + + +Why , this it is ; see , see ! +I have been begging sixteen years in court , +Am yet a courtier beggarly , nor could +Come pat betwixt too early and too late ; +For any suit of pounds ; and you , O fate ! +A very fresh-fish here ,fie , fie , upon +This compell'd fortune !have your mouth fill'd up +Before you open it . + +This is strange to me . + +How tastes it ? is it bitter ? forty pence , no . +There was a lady once ,'tis an old story , +That would not be a queen , that would she not , +For all the mud in Egypt : have you heard it ? + +Come , you are pleasant . + +With your theme I could +O'ermount the lark . The Marchioness of Pembroke ! +A thousand pounds a year , for pure respect ! +No other obligation ! By my life +That promises more thousands : honour's train +Is longer than his foreskirt . By this time +I know your back will bear a duchess : say , +Are you not stronger than you were ? + +Good lady , +Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy , +And leave me out on't . Would I had no being , +If this salute my blood a jot : it faints me , +To think what follows . +The queen is comfortless , and we forgetful +In our long absence . Pray , do not deliver +What here you've heard to her . + +What do you think me ? + + +Whilst our commission from Rome is read , +Let silence be commanded . + +What's the need ? +It hath already publicly been read , +And on all sides the authority allow'd ; +You may then spare that time . + +Be't so . Proceed . + +Say , Henry King of England , come into the court . + +Henry King of England , come into the court . + +Here . + +Say , Katharine Queen of England , come into the court . + +Katharine Queen of England , come into the court . + +Sir , I desire you do me right and justice ; +And to bestow your pity on me ; for +I am a most poor woman , and a stranger , +Born out of your dominions ; having here +No judge indifferent , nor no more assurance +Of equal friendship and proceeding . Alas ! sir , +In what have I offended you ? what cause +Hath my behaviour given to your displeasure , +That thus you should proceed to put me off +And take your good grace from me ? Heaven witness , +I have been to you a true and humble wife , +At all times to your will conformable ; +Ever in fear to kindle your dislike , +Yea , subject to your countenance , glad or sorry +As I saw it inclin'd . When was the hour +I ever contradicted your desire , +Or made it not mine too ? Or which of your friends +Have I not strove to love , although I knew +He were mine enemy ? what friend of mine +That had to him deriv'd your anger , did I +Continue in my liking ? nay , gave notice +He was from thence discharg'd . Sir , call to mind +That I have been your wife , in this obedience +Upward of twenty years , and have been blest +With many children by you : if , in the course +And process of this time , you can report , +And prove it too , against mine honour aught , +My bond to wedlock , or my love and duty , +Against your sacred person , in God's name +Turn me away ; and let the foul'st contempt +Shut door upon me , and so give me up +To the sharp'st kind of justice . Please you , sir , +The king , your father , was reputed for +A prince most prudent , of an excellent +And unmatch'd wit and judgment : Ferdinand , +My father , King of Spain , was reckon'd one +The wisest prince that there had reign'd by many +A year before : it is not to be question'd +That they had gather'd a wise council to them +Of every realm , that did debate this business , +Who deem'd our marriage lawful . Wherefore I humbly +Beseech you , sir , to spare me , till I may +Be by my friends in Spain advis'd , whose counsel +I will implore : if not , i' the name of God , +Your pleasure be fulfill'd ! + +You have here , lady , +And of your choice ,these reverend fathers ; men +Of singular integrity and learning , +Yea , the elect o' the land , who are assembled +To plead your cause . It shall be therefore bootless +That longer you desire the court , as well +For your own quiet , as to rectify +What is unsettled in the king . + +His Grace +Hath spoken well and justly : therefore , madam , +It's fit this royal session do proceed , +And that , without delay , their arguments +Be now produc'd and heard . + +Lord Cardinal , +To you I speak . + +Your pleasure , madam ? + +Sir , +I am about to weep ; but , thinking that +We are a queen ,or long have dream'd so ,certain +The daughter of a king , my drops of tears +I'll turn to sparks of fire . + +Be patient yet . + +I will , when you are humble ; nay , before , +Or God will punish me . I do believe , +Induc'd by potent circumstances , that +You are mine enemy ; and make my challenge +You shall not be my judge ; for it is you +Have blown this coal betwixt my lord and me , +Which God's dew quench ! Therefore I say again , +I utterly abhor , yea , from my soul +Refuse you for my judge , whom , yet once more , +I hold my most malicious foe , and think not +At all a friend to truth . + +I do profess +You speak not like yourself ; who ever yet +Have stood to charity , and display'd the effects +Of disposition gentle , and of wisdom +O'ertopping woman's power . Madam , you do me wrong : +I have no spleen against you ; nor injustice +For you or any : how far I have proceeded , +Or how far further shall , is warranted +By a commission from the consistory , +Yea , the whole consistory of Rome . You charge me +That I have blown this coal : I do deny it . +The king is present : if it be known to him +That I gainsay my deed , how may he wound , +And worthily , my falsehood ; yea , as much +As you have done my truth . If he know +That I am free of your report , he knows +I am not of your wrong . Therefore in him +It lies to cure me ; and the cure is , to +Remove these thoughts from you : the which before +His highness shall speak in , I do beseech +You , gracious madam , to unthink your speaking , +And to say so no more . + +My lord , my lord , +I am a simple woman , much too weak +To oppose your cunning . You're meek and humble-mouth'd ; +You sign your place and calling , in full seeming , +With meekness and humility ; but your heart +Is cramm'd with arrogancy , spleen , and pride . +You have , by fortune and his highness' favours , +Gone slightly o'er low steps , and now are mounted +Where powers are your retainers , and your words , +Domestics to you , serve your will as't please +Yourself pronounce their office . I must tell you , +You tender more your person's honour than +Your high profession spiritual ; that again +I do refuse you for my judge ; and here , +Before you all , appeal unto the pope , +To bring my whole cause 'fore his holiness , +And to be judg'd by him . + + +The queen is obstinate , +Stubborn to justice , apt to accuse it , and +Disdainful to be tried by't : 'tis not well . +She's going away . + +Call her again . + +Katharine Queen of England , come into the court . + +Madam , you are call'd back . + +What need you note it ? pray you , keep your way : +When you are call'd , return . Now , the Lord help ! +They vex me past my patience . Pray you , pass on : +I will not tarry ; no , nor ever more +Upon this business my appearance make +In any of their courts . + + +Go thy ways , Kate : +That man i' the world who shall report he has +A better wife , let him in nought be trusted , +For speaking false in that : thou art , alone , +If thy rare qualities , sweet gentleness , +Thy meekness saint-like , wife-like government , +Obeying in commanding , and thy parts +Sovereign and pious else , could speak thee out , +The queen of earthly queens . She's noble born ; +And , like her true nobility , she has +Carried herself towards me . + +Most gracious sir , +In humblest manner I require your highness , +That it shall please you to declare , in hearing +Of all these ears ,for where I am robb'd and bound +There must I be unloos'd , although not there +At once , and fully satisfied ,whether ever I +Did broach this business to your highness , or +Laid any scruple in your way , which might +Induce you to the question on't ? or ever +Have to you , but with thanks to God for such +A royal lady , spake one the least word that might +Be to the prejudice of her present state , +Or touch of her good person ? + +My Lord Cardinal , +I do excuse you ; yea , upon mine honour , +I free you from't . You are not to be taught +That you have many enemies , that know not +Why they are so , but , like to village curs , +Bark when their fellows do : by some of these +The queen is put in anger . You're excus'd : +But will you be more justified ? you ever +Have wish'd the sleeping of this business ; never +Desir'd it to be stirr'd ; but oft have hinder'd , oft , +The passages made toward it . On my honour , +I speak my good Lord Cardinal to this point , +And thus far clear him . Now , what mov'd me to't , +I will be bold with time and your attention : +Then mark the inducement . Thus it came ; give heed to't : +My conscience first receiv'd a tenderness , +Scruple , and prick , on certain speeches utter'd +By the Bishop of Bayonne , then French ambassador , +Who had been hither sent on the debating +A marriage 'twixt the Duke of Orleans and +Our daughter Mary . I' the progress of this business , +Ere a determinate resolution , he +I mean , the bishop did require a respite ; +Wherein he might the king his lord advertise +Whether our daughter were legitimate , +Respecting this our marriage with the dowager , +Sometimes our brother's wife . This respite shook +The bosom of my conscience , enter'd me , +Yea , with a splitting power , and made to tremble +The region of my breast ; which forc'd such way , +That many maz'd considerings did throng , +And press'd in with this caution . First , methought +I stood not in the smile of heaven , who had +Commanded nature , that my lady's womb , +If it conceiv'd a male child by me , should +Do no more offices of life to't than +The grave does to the dead ; for her male issue +Or died where they were made , or shortly after +This world had air'd them . Hence I took a thought +This was a judgment on me ; that my kingdom , +Well worthy the best heir o' the world , should not +Be gladded in't by me . Then follows that +I weigh'd the danger which my realms stood in +By this my issue's fail ; and that gave to me +Many a groaning throe . Thus hulling in +The wild sea of my conscience , I did steer +Toward this remedy , whereupon we are +Now present here together ; that's to say , +I meant to rectify my conscience , which +I then did feel full sick , and yet not well , +By all the rev'rend fathers of the land +And doctors learn'd . First , I began in private +With you , my Lord of Lincoln ; you remember +How under my oppression I did reek , +When I first mov'd you . + +Very well , my liege . + +I have spoke long : be pleas'd yourself to say +How far you satisfied me . + +So please your highness , +The question did at first so stagger me , +Bearing a state of mighty moment in't , +And consequence of dread , that I committed +The daring'st counsel that I had to doubt ; +And did entreat your highness to this course +Which you are running here . + +Then I mov'd you , +My Lord of Canterbury , and got your leave +To make this present summons . Unsolicited +I left no reverend person in this court ; +But by particular consent proceeded +Under your hands and seals : therefore , go on ; +For no dislike i' the world against the person +Of the good queen , but the sharp thorny points +Of my alleged reasons drive this forward . +Prove but our marriage lawful , by my life +And kingly dignity , we are contented +To wear our mortal state to come with her , +Katharine our queen , before the primest creature +That's paragon'd o' the world . + +So please your highness , +The queen being absent , 'tis a needful fitness +That we adjourn this court till further day : +Mean while must be an earnest motion +Made to the queen , to call back her appeal +She intends unto his holiness . + + +I may perceive +These cardinals trifle with me : I abhor +This dilatory sloth and tricks of Rome . +My learn'd and well-beloved servant Cranmer , +Prithee , return : with thy approach , I know , +My comfort comes along . Break up the court : +I say , set on . + + +Take thy lute , wench : my soul grows sad with troubles ; +Sing and disperse 'em , if thou canst . Leave working . + +Orpheus with his lute made trees , +And the mountain tops that freeze , +Bow themselves , when he did sing : +To his music plants and flowers +Ever sprung ; as sun and showers +There had made a lasting spring . +Every thing that heard him play , +Even the billows of the sea , +Hung their heads , and then lay by . +In sweet music is such art , +Killing care and grief of heart +Fall asleep , or hearing , die . + + +How now ! + +An't please your Grace , the two great cardinals +Wait in the presence . + +Would they speak with me ? + +They will'd me say so , madam . + +Pray their Graces +To come near . + +What can be their business +With me , a poor weak woman , fall'n from favour ? +I do not like their coming , now I think on't . +They should be good men , their affairs as righteous ; +But all hoods make not monks . + + +Peace to your highness ! + +Your Graces find me here part of a housewife , +I would be all , against the worst may happen . +What are your pleasures with me , reverend lords ? + +May it please you , noble madam , to withdraw +Into your private chamber , we shall give you +The full cause of our coming . + +Speak it here ; +There's nothing I have done yet , o' my conscience , +Deserves a corner : would all other women +Could speak this with as free a soul as I do ! +My lords , I care not so much I am happy +Above a number if my actions +Were tried by every tongue , every eye saw 'em , +Envy and base opinion set against 'em , +I know my life so even . If your business +Seek me out , and that way I am wife in , +Out with it boldly : truth loves open dealing . + +Tanta est erga te mentis integritas , regina serenissima , + +O , good my lord , no Latin ; +I am not such a truant since my coming +As not to know the language I have liv'd in : +A strange tongue makes my cause more strange , suspicious ; +Pray , speak in English : here are some will thank you , +If you speak truth , for their poor mistress' sake : +Believe me , she has had much wrong . Lord Cardinal , +The willing'st sin I ever yet committed +May be absolv'd in English . + +Noble lady , +I am sorry my integrity should breed , +And service to his majesty and you , +So deep suspicion , where all faith was meant . +We come not by the way of accusation , +To taint that honour every good tongue blesses , +Nor to betray you any way to sorrow , +You have too much , good lady ; but to know +How you stand minded in the weighty difference +Between the king and you ; and to deliver , +Like free and honest men , our just opinions +And comforts to your cause . + +Most honour'd madam , +My Lord of York , out of his noble nature , +Zeal and obedience he still bore your Grace , +Forgetting , like a good man , your late censure +Both of his truth and him ,which was too far , +Offers , as I do , in sign of peace , +His service and his counsel . + +To betray me . +My lords , I thank you both for your good wills ; +Ye speak like honest men ,pray God , ye prove so ! +But how to make ye suddenly an answer , +In such a point of weight , so near mine honour , +More near my life , I fear ,with my weak wit , +And to such men of gravity and learning , +In truth , I know not . I was set at work +Among my maids ; full little , God knows , looking +Either for such men or such business . +For her sake that I have been ,for I feel +The last fit of my greatness ,good your Graces +Let me have time and counsel for my cause : +Alas ! I am a woman , friendless , hopeless . + +Madam , you wrong the king's love with these fears : +Your hopes and friends are infinite . + +In England +But little for my profit . Can you think , lords , +That any Englishman dare give me counsel ? +Or be a known friend , 'gainst his highness' pleasure , +Though he be grown so desperate to be honest , +And live a subject ? Nay , forsooth , my friends , +They that must weigh out my afflictions , +They that my trust must grow to , live not here : +They are , as all my other comforts , far hence +In mine own country , lords . + +I would your Grace +Would leave your griefs , and take my counsel . + +How , sir ? + +Put your main cause into the king's protection ; +He's loving and most gracious : 'twill be much +Both for your honour better and your cause ; +For if the trial of the law o'ertake ye , +You'll part away disgrac'd . + +He tells you rightly . + +Ye tell me what ye wish for both ; my ruin . +Is this your Christian counsel ? out upon ye ! +Heaven is above all yet ; there sits a judge +That no king can corrupt . + +Your rage mistakes us . + +The more shame for ye ! holy men I thought ye , +Upon my soul , two reverend cardinal virtues ; +But cardinal sins and hollow hearts I fear ye . +Mend 'em , for shame , my lords . Is this your comfort ? +The cordial that ye bring a wretched lady , +A woman lost among ye , laugh'd at , scorn'd ? +I will not wish ye half my miseries , +I have more charity ; but say , I warn'd ye : +Take heed , for heaven's sake , take heed , lest at once +The burden of my sorrows fall upon ye . + +Madam , this is a mere distraction ; +You turn the good we offer into envy . + +Ye turn me into nothing : woe upon ye , +And all such false professors ! Would ye have me , +If ye have any justice , any pity ; +If ye be anything but churchmen's habits , +Put my sick cause into his hands that hates me ? +Alas ! he has banish'd me his bed already , +His love , too long ago ! I am old , my lords , +And all the fellowship I hold now with him +Is only my obedience . What can happen +To me above this wretchedness ? all your studies +Make me a curse like this . + +Your fears are worse . + +Have I liv'd thus long let me speak myself , +Since virtue finds no friends a wife , a true one ? +A woman , I dare say without vain-glory , +Never yet branded with suspicion ? +Have I with all my full affections +Still met the king ? lov'd him next heaven ? obey'd him ? +Been , out of fondness , superstitious to him ? +Almost forgot my prayers to content him ? +And am I thus rewarded ? 'tis not well , lords . +Bring me a constant woman to her husband , +One that ne'er dream'd a joy beyond his pleasure , +And to that woman , when she has done most , +Yet will I add an honour , a great patience . + +Madam , you wander from the good we aim at . + +My lord , I dare not make myself so guilty , +To give up willingly that noble title +Your master wed me to : nothing but death +Shall e'er divorce my dignities . + +Pray hear me . + +Would I had never trod this English earth , +Or felt the flatteries that grow upon it ! +Ye have angels' faces , but heaven knows your hearts . +What will become of me now , wretched lady ? +I am the most unhappy woman living . + + +Alas ! poor wenches , where are now your fortunes ? +Shipwrack'd upon a kingdom , where no pity , +No friends , no hope ; no kindred weep for me ; +Almost no grave allow'd me . Like the lily , +That once was mistress of the field and flourish'd , +I'll hang my head and perish . + +If your Grace +Could but be brought to know our ends are honest , +You'd feel more comfort . Why should we , good lady , +Upon what cause , wrong you ? alas ! our places , +The way of our profession is against it : +We are to cure such sorrows , not to sow them . +For goodness' sake , consider what you do ; +How you may hurt yourself , ay , utterly +Grow from the king's acquaintance , by this carriage . +The hearts of princes kiss obedience , +So much they love it ; but to stubborn spirits +They swell , and grow as terrible as storms . +I know you have a gentle , noble temper , +A soul as even as a calm : pray think us +Those we profess , peace-makers , friends , and servants . + +Madam , you'll find it so . You wrong your virtues +With these weak women's fears : a noble spirit , +As yours was put into you , ever casts +Such doubts , as false coin , from it . The king loves you ; +Beware you lose it not : for us , if you please +To trust us in your business , we are ready +To use our utmost studies in your service . + +Do what ye will , my lords : and , pray , forgive me +If I have us'd myself unmannerly . +You know I am a woman , lacking wit +To make a seemly answer to such persons . +Pray do my service to his majesty : +He has my heart yet ; and shall have my prayers +While I shall have my life . Come , reverend fathers , +Bestow your counsels on me : she now begs +That little thought , when she set footing here , +She should have bought her dignities so dear . + + +If you will now unite in your complaints , +And force them with a constancy , the cardinal +Cannot stand under them : if you omit +The offer of this time , I cannot promise +But that you shall sustain moe new disgraces +With these you bear already . + +I am joyful +To meet the least occasion that may give me +Remembrance of my father-in-law , the duke , +To be reveng'd on him . + +Which of the peers +Have uncontemn'd gone by him , or at least +Strangely neglected ? when did he regard +The stamp of nobleness in any person , +Out of himself ? + +My lords , you speak your pleasures : +What he deserves of you and me , I know ; +What we can do to him ,though now the time +Gives way to us ,I much fear . If you cannot +Bar his access to the king , never attempt +Any thing on him , for he hath a witchcraft +Over the king in's tongue . + +O ! fear him not ; +His spell in that is out : the king hath found +Matter against him that for ever mars +The honey of his language . No , he's settled , +Not to come off , in his displeasure . + +Sir , +I should be glad to hear such news as this +Once every hour . + +Believe it , this is true : +In the divorce his contrary proceedings +Are all unfolded ; wherein he appears +As I would wish mine enemy . + +How came +His practices to light ? + +Most strangely . + +O ! how ? how ? + +The cardinal's letter to the pope miscarried , +And came to the eye o' the king ; wherein was read , +That the cardinal did entreat his holiness +To stay the judgment o' the divorce ; for if +It did take place , 'I do ,' quoth he , 'perceive +My king is tangled in affection to +A creature of the queen's , Lady Anne Bullen .' + +Has the king this ? + +Believe it . + +Will this work ? + +The king in this perceives him , how he coasts +And hedges his own way . But in this point +All his tricks founder , and he brings his physic +After his patient's death : the king already +Hath married the fair lady . + +Would he had ! + +May you be happy in your wish , my lord ! +For I profess , you have it . + +Now all my joy +Trace the conjunction ! + +My amen to't ! + +All men's . + +There's order given for her coronation : +Marry , this is yet but young , and may be left +To some ears unrecounted . But , my lords , +She is a gallant creature , and complete +In mind and feature : I persuade me , from her +Will fall some blessing to this land , which shall +In it be memoriz'd . + +But will the king +Digest this letter of the cardinal's ? +The Lord forbid ! + +Marry , amen ! + +No , no ; +There be moe wasps that buzz about his nose +Will make this sting the sooner . Cardinal Campeius +Is stol'n away to Rome ; hath ta'en no leave ; +Has left the cause o' the king unhandled ; and +Is posted , as the agent of our cardinal , +To second all his plot . I do assure you +The king cried Ha ! at this . + +Now , God incense him , +And let him cry Ha ! louder . + +But , my lord , +When returns Cranmer ? + +He is return'd in his opinions , which +Have satisfied the king for his divorce , +Together with all famous colleges +Almost in Christendom . Shortly , I believe , +His second marriage shall be publish'd , and +Her coronation . Katharine no more +Shall be call'd queen , but princess dowager , +And widow to Prince Arthur . + +This same Cranmer's +A worthy fellow , and hath ta'en much pain +In the king's business . + +He has ; and we shall see him +For it an archbishop . + +So I hear . + +'Tis so . +The cardinal ! + + +Observe , observe ; he's moody . + +The packet , Cromwell , +Gave't you the king ? + +To his own hand , in his bedchamber . + +Look'd he o' the inside of the paper ? + +Presently +He did unseal them ; and the first he view'd , +He did it with a serious mind ; a heed +Was in his countenance . You he bade +Attend him here this morning . + +Is he ready +To come abroad ? + +I think , by this he is . + +Leave me awhile . + +It shall be to the Duchess of Alen on , +The French King's sister ; he shall marry her . +Anne Bullen ! No ; I'll no Anne Bullens for him : +There's more in't than fair visage . Bullen ! +No , we'll no Bullens . Speedily I wish +To hear from Rome . The Marchioness of Pembroke ! + +He's discontented . + +May be he hears the king +Does whet his anger to him . + +Sharp enough , +Lord , for thy justice ! + +The late queen's gentlewoman , a knight's daughter , +To be her mistress' mistress ! the queen's queen ! +This candle burns not clear : 'tis I must snuff it ; +Then , out it goes . What though I know her virtuous +And well deserving ? yet I know her for +A spleeny Lutheran ; and not wholesome to +Our cause , that she should lie i' the bosom of +Our hard-rul'd king . Again , there is sprung up +A heretic , an arch one , Cranmer ; one +Hath crawl'd into the favour of the king , +And is his oracle . + +He is vex'd at something . + +I would 'twere something that would fret the string , +The master-cord on's heart ! + + +The king , the king ! + +What piles of wealth hath he accumulated +To his own portion ! and what expense by the hour +Seems to flow from him ! How , i' the name of thrift , +Does he rake this together ? Now , my lords , +Saw you the cardinal ? + +My lord , we have +Stood here observing him ; some strange commotion +Is in his brain : he bites his lip , and starts ; +Stops on a sudden , looks upon the ground , +Then lays his finger on his temple ; straight +Springs out into fast gait ; then stops again , +Strikes his breast hard ; and anon he casts +His eye against the moon : in most strange postures +We have seen him set himself . + +It may well be : +There is a mutiny in 's mind . This morning +Papers of state he sent me to peruse , +As I requir'd ; and wot you what I found +There , on my conscience , put unwittingly ? +Forsooth , an inventory , thus importing ; +The several parcels of his plate , his treasure , +Rich stuffs and ornaments of household , which +I find at such a proud rate that it out-speaks +Possession of a subject . + +It's heaven's will : +Some spirit put this paper in the packet +To bless your eye withal . + +If we did think +His contemplation were above the earth , +And fix'd on spiritual object , he should still +Dwell in his musings : but I am afraid +His thinkings are below the moon , not worth +His serious considering . + + +Heaven forgive me ! +Ever God bless your highness ! + +Good my lord , +You are full of heavenly stuff , and bear the inventory +Of your best graces in your mind , the which +You were now running o'er : you have scarce time +To steal from spiritual leisure a brief span +To keep your earthly audit : sure , in that +I deem you an ill husband , and am glad +To have you therein my companion . + +Sir , +For holy offices I have a time ; a time +To think upon the part of business which +I bear i' the state ; and nature does require +Her times of preservation , which perforce +I , her frail son , amongst my brethren mortal , +Must give my tendance to . + +You have said well . + +And ever may your highness yoke together , +As I will lend you cause , my doing well +With my well saying ! + +'Tis well said again ; +And 'tis a kind of good deed to say well : +And yet words are no deeds . My father lov'd you : +He said he did ; and with his deed did crown +His word upon you . Since I had my office , +I have kept you next my heart ; have not alone +Employ'd you where high profits might come home , +But par'd my present havings , to bestow +My bounties upon you . + +What should this mean ? + +The Lord increase this business ! + +Have I not made you +The prime man of the state ? I pray you , tell me +If what I now pronounce you have found true ; +And if you may confess it , say withal , +If you are bound to us or no . What say you ? + +My sovereign , I confess your royal graces , +Shower'd on me daily , have been more than could +My studied purposes requite ; which went +Beyond all man's endeavours : my endeavours +Have ever come too short of my desires , +Yet fil'd with my abilities . Mine own ends +Have been mine so , that evermore they pointed +To the good of your most sacred person and +The profit of the state . For your great graces +Heap'd upon me , poor undeserver , I +Can nothing render but allegiant thanks , +My prayers to heaven for you , my loyalty , +Which ever has and ever shall be growing , +Till death , that winter , kill it . + +Fairly answer'd ; +A loyal and obedient subject is +Therein illustrated ; the honour of it +Does pay the act of it , as , i' the contrary , +The foulness is the punishment . I presume +That as my hand has open'd bounty to you , +My heart dropp'd love , my power rain'd honour , more +On you than any ; so your hand and heart , +Your brain , and every function of your power , +Should , notwithstanding that your bond of duty , +As 'twere in love's particular , be more +To me , your friend , than any . + +I do profess , +That for your highness' good I ever labour'd +More than mine own ; that am , have , and will be . +Though all the world should crack their duty to you , +And throw it from their soul ; though perils did +Abound as thick as thought could make 'em , and +Appear in forms more horrid , yet my duty , +As doth a rock against the chiding flood , +Should the approach of this wild river break , +And stand unshaken yours . + +'Tis nobly spoken . +Take notice , lords , he has a loyal breast , +For you have seen him open't . Read o'er this ; + +And after , this : and then to breakfast with +What appetite you have . + + +What should this mean ? +What sudden anger's this ? how have I reap'd it ? +He parted frowning from me , as if ruin +Leap'd from his eyes : so looks the chafed lion +Upon the daring huntsman that has gall'd him ; +Then makes him nothing . I must read this paper ; +I fear , the story of his anger . 'Tis so ; +This paper has undone me ! 'Tis the account +Of all that world of wealth I have drawn together +For mine own ends ; indeed , to gain the popedom , +And fee my friends in Rome . O negligence ! +Fit for a fool to fall by : what cross devil +Made me put this main secret in the packet +I sent the king ? Is there no way to cure this ? +No new device to beat this from his brains ? +I know 'twill stir him strongly ; yet I know +A way , if it take right , in spite of fortune +Will bring me off again . What's this ?'To the Pope !' +The letter , as I live , with all the business +I writ to's holiness . Nay then , farewell ! +I have touch'd the highest point of all my greatness ; +And from that full meridian of my glory , +I haste now to my setting : I shall fall +Like a bright exhalation in the evening , +And no man see me more . + + +Hear the king's pleasure , cardinal : who commands you +To render up the great seal presently +Into our hands ; and to confine yourself +To Asher-house , my Lord of Winchester's , +Till you hear further from his highness . + +Stay , +Where's your commission , lord ? words cannot carry +Authority so weighty . + +Who dare cross 'em , +Bearing the king's will from his mouth expressly ? + +Till I find more than will or words to do it , +I mean your malice , know , officious lords , +I dare and must deny it . Now I feel +Of what coarse metal ye are moulded , envy : +How eagerly ye follow my disgraces , +As if it fed ye ! and how sleek and wanton +Ye appear in every thing may bring my ruin +Follow your envious courses , men of malice ; +You have Christian warrant for 'em , and , no doubt , +In time will find their fit rewards . That seal +You ask with such a violence , the king +Mine and your master with his own hand gave me ; +Bade me enjoy it with the place and honours +During my life ; and to confirm his goodness , +Tied it by letters-patents : now who'll take it ? + +The king , that gave it . + +It must be himself then . + +Thou art a proud traitor , priest . + +Proud lord , thou liest : +Within these forty hours Surrey durst better +Have burnt that tongue than said so . + +Thy ambition , +Thou scarlet sin , robb'd this bewailing land +Of noble Buckingham , my father-in-law : +The heads of all thy brother cardinals +With thee and all thy best parts bound together +Weigh'd not a hair of his . Plague of your policy ! +You sent me deputy for Ireland , +Far from his succour , from the king , from all +That might have mercy on the fault thou gav'st him ; +Whilst your great goodness , out of holy pity , +Absolv'd him with an axe . + +This and all else +This talking lord can lay upon my credit , +I answer is most false . The duke by law +Found his deserts : how innocent I was +From any private malice in his end , +His noble jury and foul cause can witness . +If I lov'd many words , lord , I should tell you , +You have as little honesty as honour , +That in the way of loyalty and truth +Toward the king , my ever royal master , +Dare mate a sounder man than Surrey can be , +And all that love his follies . + +By my soul , +Your long coat , priest , protects you ; thou shouldst feel +My sword i' the life-blood of thee else . My lords , +Can ye endure to hear this arrogance ? +And from this fellow ? If we live thus tamely , +To be thus jaded by a piece of scarlet , +Farewell nobility ; let his Grace go forward , +And dare us with his cap like larks . + +All goodness +Is poison to thy stomach . + +Yes , that goodness +Of gleaning all the land's wealth into one , +Into your own hands , cardinal , by extortion ; +The goodness of your intercepted packets , +You writ to the pope against the king ; your goodness , +Since you provoke me , shall be most notorious . +My Lord of Norfolk , as you are truly noble , +As you respect the common good , the state +Of our despis'd nobility , our issues , +Who , if he live , will scarce be gentlemen , +Produce the grand sum of his sins , the articles +Collected from his life ; I'll startle you +Worse than the sacring bell , when the brown wench +Lay kissing in your arms , Lord Cardinal . + +How much , methinks , I could despise this man , +But that I am bound in charity against it ! + +Those articles , my lord , are in the king's hand ; +But , thus much , they are foul ones . + +So much fairer +And spotless shall mine innocence arise +When the king knows my truth . + +This cannot save you : +I thank my memory , I yet remember +Some of these articles ; and out they shall . +Now , if you can blush , and cry 'guilty ,' cardinal , +You'll show a little honesty . + +Speak on , sir ; +I dare your worst objections ; if I blush , +It is to see a nobleman want manners . + +I had rather want those than my head . Have at you ! +First , that , without the king's assent or know ledge , +You wrought to be a legate ; by which power +You maim'd the jurisdiction of all bishops . + +Then , that in all you writ to Rome , or else +To foreign princes , Ego et Rex meus +Was still inscrib'd ; in which you brought the king +To be your servant . + +Then , that without the knowledge +Either of king or council , when you went +Ambassador to the emperor , you made bold +To carry into Flanders the great seal . + +Item , you sent a large commission +To Gregory de Cassado , to conclude , +Without the king's will or the state's allowance , +A league between his highness and Ferrara . + +That , out of mere ambition , you have caus'd +Your holy hat to be stamp'd on the king's coin . + +Then , that you have sent innumerable substance , +By what means got I leave to your own conscience , +To furnish Rome , and to prepare the ways +You have for dignities ; to the mere undoing +Of all the kingdom . Many more there are ; +Which , since they are of you , and odious , +I will not taint my mouth with . + +O my lord ! +Press not a falling man too far ; 'tis virtue : +His faults lie open to the laws ; let them , +Not you , correct him . My heart weeps to see him +So little of his great self . + +I forgive him . + +Lord Cardinal , the king's further pleasure is , +Because all those things you have done of late , +By your power legatine , within this kingdom , +Fall into the compass of a pr munire , +That therefore such a writ be su'd against you ; +To forfeit all your goods , lands , tenements , +Chattels , and whatsoever , and to be +Out of the king's protection . This is my charge . + +And so we'll leave you to your meditations +How to live better . For your stubborn answer +About the giving back the great seal to us , +The king shall know it , and , no doubt , shall thank you . +So fare you well , my little good Lord Cardinal . + + +So farewell to the little good you bear me . +Farewell ! a long farewell , to all my greatness ! +This is the state of man : to-day be puts forth +The tender leaves of hopes ; to-morrow blossoms , +And bears his blushing honours thick upon him ; +The third day comes a frost , a killing frost ; +And , when he thinks , good easy man , full surely +His greatness is a-ripening , nips his root , +And then he falls , as I do . I have ventur'd , +Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders , +This many summers in a sea of glory , +But far beyond my depth : my high-blown pride +At length broke under me , and now has left me , +Weary and old with service , to the mercy +Of a rude stream , that must for ever hide me . +Vain pomp and glory of this world , I hate yo : +I feel my heart new open'd . O ! how wretched +Is that poor man that hangs on princes' favours ! +There is , betwixt that smile we would aspire to , +That sweet aspect of princes , and their ruin , +More pangs and fears than wars or women have ; +And when he falls , he falls like Lucifer , +Never to hope again . + +Why , how now , Cromwell ! + +I have no power to speak , sir . + +What ! amaz'd +At my misfortunes ? can thy spirit wonder +A great man should decline ? Nay , an you weep , +I am fall'n indeed . + +How does your Grace ? + +Why , well ; +Never so truly happy , my good Cromwell . +I know myself now ; and I feel within me +A peace above all earthly dignities , +A still and quiet conscience . The king has cur'd me , +I humbly thank his Grace ; and from these shoulders , +These ruin'd pillars , out of pity taken +A load would sink a navy , too much honour : +O ! 'tis a burden , Cromwell , 'tis a burden +Too heavy for a man that hopes for heaven . + +I am glad your Grace has made that right use of it . + +I hope I have : I am able now , methinks , +Out of a fortitude of soul I feel , +To endure more miseries and greater far +Than my weak-hearted enemies dare offer . +What news abroad ? + +The heaviest and the worst , +Is your displeasure with the king . + +God bless him ! + +The next is , that Sir Thomas More is chosen +Lord Chancellor in your place . + +That's somewhat sudden : +But he's a learned man . May he continue +Long in his highness' favour , and do justice +For truth's sake and his conscience ; that his bones , +When he has run his course and sleeps in blessings , +May have a tomb of orphans' tears wept on 'em ! +What more ? + +That Cranmer is return'd with welcome , +Install'd Lord Archbishop of Canterbury . + +That's news indeed . + +Last , that the Lady Anne , +Whom the king hath in secrecy long married , +This day was view'd in open , as his queen , +Going to chapel ; and the voice is now +Only about her coronation . + +There was the weight that pull'd me down . O Cromwell ! +The king has gone beyond me : all my glories +In that one woman I have lost for ever . +No sun shall ever usher forth mine honours , +Or gild again the noble troops that waited +Upon my smiles . Go , get thee from me , Cromwell ; +I am a poor fall'n man , unworthy now +To be thy lord and master : seek the king ; +That sun , I pray , may never set !I have told him +What , and how true thou art : he will advance thee ; +Some little memory of me will stir him +I know his noble nature not to let +Thy hopeful service perish too . Good Cromwell , +Neglect him not ; make use now , and provide +For thine own future safety . + +O my lord ! +Must I then , leave you ? must I needs forego +So good , so noble , and so true a master ? +Bear witness all that have not hearts of iron , +With what a sorrow Cromwell leaves his lord . +The king shall have my service ; but my prayers +For ever and for ever , shall be yours . + +Cromwell , I did not think to shed a tear +In all my miseries ; but thou hast forc'd me , +Out of thy honest truth , to play the woman . +Let's dry our eyes : and thus far hear me , Cromwell ; +And , when I am forgotten , as I shall be , +And sleep in dull cold marble , where no mention +Of me more must be heard of , say , I taught thee , +Say , Wolsey , that once trod the ways of glory , +And sounded all the depths and shoals of honour , +Found thee a way , out of his wrack , to rise in ; +A sure and safe one , though thy master miss'd it . +Mark but my fall , and that that ruin'd me . +Cromwell , I charge thee , fling away ambition : +By that sin fell the angels ; how can man then , +The image of his Maker , hope to win by't ? +Love thyself last : cherish those hearts that hate thee ; +Corruption wins not more than honesty . +Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace , +To silence envious tongues : be just , and fear not . +Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's , +Thy God's , and truth's ; then if thou fall'st , O Cromwell ! +Thou fall'st a blessed martyr . Serve the king ; +And ,prithee , lead me in : +There take an inventory of all I have , +To the last penny ; 'tis the king's : my robe , +And my integrity to heaven is all +I dare now call mine own . O Cromwell , Cromwell ! +Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal +I serv'd my king , he would not in mine age +Have left me naked to mine enemies . + +Good sir , have patience . + +So I have . Farewell +The hopes of court ! my hopes in heaven do dwell . + + +You're well met once again . + +So are you . + +You come to take your stand here , and behold +The Lady Anne pass from her coronation ? + +'Tis all my business . At our last encounter +The Duke of Buckingham came from his trial . + +'Tis very true : but that time offer'd sorrow ; +This , general joy . + +'Tis well : the citizens , +I am sure , have shown at full their royal minds , +As , let 'em have their rights , they are ever forward , +In celebration of this day with shows , +Pageants , and sights of honour . + +Never greater ; +Nor , I'll assure you , better taken , sir . + +May I be bold to ask what that contains , +That paper in your hand ? + +Yes ; 'tis the list +Of those that claim their offices this day +By custom of the coronation . +The Duke of Suffolk is the first , and claims +To be high-steward ; next , the Duke of Norfolk , +He to be earl marshal : you may read the rest . + +I thank you , sir : had I not known those customs , +I should have been beholding to your paper . +But , I beseech you , what's become of Katharine , +The princess dowager ? how goes her business ? + +That I can tell you too . The Archbishop +Of Canterbury , accompanied with other +Learned and reverend fathers of his order , +Held a late court at Dunstable , six miles off +From Ampthill , where the princess lay ; to which +She was often cited by them , but appear'd not : +And , to be short , for not appearance and +The king's late scruple , by the main assent +Of all these learned men she was divorc'd , +And the late marriage made of none effect : +Since which she was remov'd to Kimbolton , +Where she remains now sick . + +Alas ! good lady ! + +The trumpets sound : stand close , the queen is coming . + +A lively flourish of trumpets . + + +1. Two Judges . +2 Lord Chancellor , with the purse and mace before him . +3. Choristers , singing . + + +4. Mayor of London , bearing the mace . Then Garter , in his coat of arms , and on his head a gilt copper crown . +5. + +6. + +7. A canopy borne by four of the Cinque-ports ; under it , the + +8. The old +9. Certain Ladies or Countesses , with plain circlets of gold without flowers . +They pass over the stage in order and state . + + +A royal train , believe me . These I know ; +Who's that that bears the sceptre ? + +Marquess Dorset : +And that the Earl of Surrey with the rod . + +A bold brave gentleman . That should be +The Duke of Suffolk ? + +'Tis the same ; high-steward . + +And that my Lord of Norfolk ? + +Yes . + +Heaven bless thee ! +Thou hast the sweetest face I ever look'd on . +Sir , as I have a soul , she is an angel ; +Our king has all the Indies in his arms , +And more and richer , when he strains that lady : +I cannot blame his conscience . + +They that bear +The cloth of honour over her , are four barons +Of the Cinque-ports . + +Those men are happy ; and so are all are near her . +I take it , she that carries up the train +Is that old noble lady , Duchess of Norfolk . + +It is ; and all the rest are countesses . + +Their coronets say so . These are stars indeed ; +And sometimes falling ones . + +No more of that . + + +God save you , sir ! Where have you been broiling ? + +Among the crowd i' the Abbey ; where a finger +Could not be wedg'd in more : I am stifled +With the mere rankness of their joy . + +You saw +The ceremony ? + +That I did . + +How was it ? + +Well worth the seeing . + +Good sir , speak it to us . + +As well as I am able . The rich stream +Of lords and ladies , having brought the queen +To a prepar'd place in the choir , fell off +A distance from her ; while her Grace sat down +To rest awhile , some half an hour or so , +In a rich chair of state , opposing freely +The beauty of her person to the people . +Believe me , sir , she is the goodliest woman +That ever lay by man : which when the people +Had the full view of , such a noise arose +As the shrouds make at sea in a stiff tempest , +As loud , and to as many tunes : hats , cloaks , +Doublets , I think ,flew up ; and had their faces +Been loose , this day they had been lost . Such joy +I never saw before . Great-bellied women , +That had not half a week to go , like rams +In the old time of war , would shake the press , +And make 'em reel before them . No man living +Could say , 'This is my wife ,' there ; all were woven +So strangely in one piece . + +But , what follow'd ? + +At length her Grace rose , and with modest paces +Came to the altar ; where she kneel'd , and , saint-like , +Cast her fair eyes to heaven and pray'd devoutly . +Then rose again and bow'd her to the people : +When by the Archbishop of Canterbury +She had all the royal makings of a queen ; +As holy oil , Edward Confessor's crown , +The rod , and bird of peace , and all such emblems +Laid nobly on her : which perform'd , the choir , +With all the choicest music of the kingdom , +Together sung Te Deum . So she parted , +And with the same full state pac'd back again +To York-place , where the feast is held . + +Sir , +You must no more call it York-place , that's past ; +For , since the cardinal fell , that title's lost : +'Tis now the king's , and call'd Whitehall . + +I know it ; +But 'tis so lately alter'd that the old name +Is fresh about me . + +What two reverend bishops +Were those that went on each side of the queen ? + +Stokesly and Gardiner ; the one of Winchester , +Newly preferr'd from the king's secretary , +The other , London . + +He of Winchester +Is held no great good lover of the archbishop's , +The virtuous Cranmer . + +All the land knows that : +However , yet there's no great breach ; when it comes , +Cranmer will find a friend will not shrink from him . + +Who may that be , I pray you ? + +Thomas Cromwell : +A man in much esteem with the king , and truly +A worthy friend . The king +Has made him master o' the jewel house , +And one , already , of the privy-council . + +He will deserve more . + +Yes , without all doubt . +Come , gentlemen , ye shall go my way , which +Is to the court , and there ye shall be my guests : +Something I can command . As I walk thither , +I'll tell ye more . + +You may command us , sir . + + +How does your Grace ? + +O Griffith ! sick to death ! +My legs , like loaden branches , bow to the earth , +Willing to leave their burden . Reach a chair : +So ; now , methinks , I feel a little ease . +Didst thou not tell me , Griffith , as thou ledd'st me , +That the great child of honour , Cardinal Wolsey , +Was dead ? + +Yes , madam ; but I think your Grace , +Out of the pain you suffer'd , gave no ear to't . + +Prithee , good Griffith , tell me how he died : +If well , he stepp'd before me , happily , +For my example . + +Well , the voice goes , madam : +For after the stout Earl Northumberland +Arrested him at York , and brought him forward , +As a man sorely tainted , to his answer , +He fell sick suddenly , and grew so ill +He could not sit his mule . + +Alas ! poor man . + +At last , with easy roads , he came to Leicester ; +Lodg'd in the abbey , where the reverend abbot , +With all his covent , honourably receiv'd him : +To whom he gave these words : 'O ! father abbot , +An old man , broken with the storms of state , +Is come to lay his weary bones among ye ; +Give him a little earth for charity .' +So went to bed , where eagerly his sickness +Pursu'd him still ; and three nights after this , +About the hour of eight ,which he himself +Foretold should be his last ,full of repentance , +Continual meditations , tears , and sorrows , +He gave his honours to the world again , +His blessed part to heaven , and slept in peace . + +So may he rest ; his faults lie gently on him ! +Yet thus far , Griffith , give me leave to speak him , +And yet with charity . He was a man +Of an unbounded stomach , ever ranking +Himself with princes ; one , that by suggestion +Tied all the kingdom ; simony was fair-play ; +His own opinion was his law ; i' the presence +He would say untruths , and be ever double +Both in his words and meaning . He was never , +But where he meant to ruin , pitiful ; +His promises were , as he then was , mighty ; +But his performance , as he is now , nothing : +Of his own body he was ill , and gave +The clergy ill example . + +Noble madam , +Men's evil manners live in brass ; their virtues +We write in water . May it please your highness +To hear me speak his good now ? + +Yes , good Griffith , +I were malicious else . + +This cardinal , +Though from a humble stock , undoubtedly +Was fashion'd to much honour from his cradle . +He was a scholar , and a ripe and good one ; +Exceeding wise , fair-spoken , and persuading ; +Lofty and sour to them that lov'd him not ; +But , to those men that sought him sweet as summer . +And though he were unsatisfied in getting , +Which was a sin ,yet in bestowing , madam , +He was most princely . Ever witness for him +Those twins of learning that he rais'd in you , +Ipswich , and Oxford ! one of which fell with him , +Unwilling to outlive the good that did it ; +The other , though unfinish'd , yet so famous , +So excellent in art , and still so rising , +That Christendom shall ever speak his virtue . +His overthrow heap'd happiness upon him ; +For then , and not till then , he felt himself , +And found the blessedness of being little : +And , to add greater honours to his age +Than man could give him , he died fearing God . + +After my death I wish no other herald , +No other speaker of my living actions , +To keep mine honour from corruption , +But such an honest chronicler as Griffith . +Whom I most hated living , thou hast made me , +With thy religious truth and modesty , +Now in his ashes honour . Peace be with him ! +Patience , be near me still ; and set me lower : +I have not long to trouble thee . Good Griffith , +Cause the musicians play me that sad note +I nam'd my knell , whilst I sit meditating +On that celestial harmony I go to . + + +She is asleep : good wench , let's sit down quiet , +For fear we wake her : softly , gentle Patience . + + +Spirits of peace , where are ye ? Are ye all gone , +And leave me here in wretchedness behind ye ? + +Madam , we are here . + +It is not you I call for : +Saw ye none enter since I slept ? + +None , madam . + +No ? Saw you not , even now , a blessed troop +Invite me to a banquet ; whose bright faces +Cast thousand beams upon me , like the sun ? +They promis'd me eternal happiness , +And brought me garlands , Griffith , which I feel +I am not worthy yet to wear : I shall assuredly . + +I am most joyful , madam , such good dreams +Possess your fancy . + +Bid the music leave , +They are harsh and heavy to me . + + +Do you note +How much her Grace is alter'd on the sudden ? +How long her face is drawn ? How pale she looks , +And of an earthy cold ? Mark her eyes ! + +She is going , wench . Pray , pray . + +Heaven comfort her ! + + +An't like your Grace , + +You are a saucy fellow : +Deserve we no more reverence ? + +You are to blame , +Knowing she will not lose her wonted greatness , +To use so rude behaviour ; go to , kneel . + +I humbly do entreat your highness pardon ; +My haste made me unmannerly . There is staying +A gentleman , sent from the king , to see you . + +Admit him entrance , Griffith : but this fellow +Let me ne'er see again . + +If my sight fail not , +You should be lord ambassador from the emperor , + +My royal nephew , and your name Capucius . + +Madam , the same ; your servant . + +O my lord ! +The times and titles now are alter'd strangely +With me since first you knew me . But , I pray you , +What is your pleasure with me ? + +Noble lady , +First , mine own service to your Grace ; the next , +The king's request that I would visit you ; +Who grieves much for your weakness , and by me +Sends you his princely commendations , +And heartily entreats you take good comfort . + +O ! my good lord , that comfort comes too late ; +'Tis like a pardon after execution : +That gentle physic , given in time , had cur'd me ; +But now I am past all comforts here but prayers . +How does his highness ? + +Madam , in good health . + +So may he ever do ! and ever flourish , +When I shall dwell with worms , and my poor name +Banish'd the kingdom . Patience , is that letter +I caus'd you write , yet sent away ? + +No , madam . + + +Sir , I most humbly pray you to deliver +This to my lord the king . + +Most willing , madam . + +In which I have commended to his goodness +The model of our chaste loves , his young daughter : +The dews of heaven fall thick in blessings on her ! +Beseeching him to give her virtuous breeding , +She is young , and of a noble modest nature , +I hope she will deserve well ,and a little +To love her for her mother's sake , that lov'd him , +Heaven knows how dearly . My next poor petition +Is , that his noble Grace would have some pity +Upon my wretched women , that so long +Have follow'd both my fortunes faithfully : +Of which there is not one , I dare avow , +And now I should not lie ,but will deserve , +For virtue , and true beauty of the soul , +For honesty and decent carriage , +A right good husband , let him be a noble ; +And , sure , those men are happy that shall have 'em . +The last is , for my men : they are the poorest , +But poverty could never draw 'em from me ; +That they may have their wages duly paid 'em , +And something over to remember me by : +If heaven had pleas'd to have given me longer life +And able means , we had not parted thus . +These are the whole contents : and , good my lord , +By that you love the dearest in this world , +As you wish Christian peace to souls departed , +Stand these poor people's friend , and urge the king +To do me this last right . + +By heaven , I will , +Or let me lose the fashion of a man ! + +I thank you , honest lord . Remember me +In all humility unto his highness : +Say his long trouble now is passing +Out of this world ; tell him , in death I bless'd him ; +For so I will . Mine eyes grow dim . Farewell , +My lord . Griffith , farewell . Nay , Patience , +You must not leave me yet : I must to bed ; +Call in more women . When I am dead , good wench , +Let me be us'd with honour : strew me over +With maiden flowers , that all the world may know +I was a chaste wife to my grave : embalm me , +Then lay me forth : although unqueen'd , yet like +A queen , and daughter to a king , inter me . +I can no more . + + +It's one o'clock , boy , is't not ? + +It hath struck . + +These should be hours for necessities , +Not for delights ; times to repair our nature +With comforting repose , and not for us +To waste these times . Good hour of night , Sir Thomas ! +Whither so late ? + +Came you from the king , my lord ? + +I did , Sir Thomas ; and left him at primero +With the Duke of Suffolk . + +I must to him too , +Before he go to bed . I'll take my leave . + +Not yet , Sir Thomas Lovell . What 's the matter ? +It seems you are in haste : an if there be +No great offence belongs to't , give your friend +Some touch of your late business : affairs , that walk +As they say spirits do at midnight , have +In them a wilder nature than the business +That seeks dispatch by day . + +My lord , I love you , +And durst commend a secret to your ear +Much weightier than this work . The queen's in labour , +They say , in great extremity ; and fear'd +She'll with the labour end . + +The fruit she goes with +I pray for heartily , that it may find +Good time , and live : but for the stock , Sir Thomas , +I wish it grubb'd up now . + +Methinks I could +Cry the amen ; and yet my conscience says +She's a good creature , and , sweet lady , does +Deserve our better wishes . + +But , sir , sir , +Hear me , Sir Thomas : you're a gentleman +Of mine own way ; I know you wise , religious ; +And , let me tell you , it will ne'er be well , +'Twill not , Sir Thomas Lovell , take 't of me , +Till Cranmer , Cromwell , her two hands , and she , +Sleep in their graves . + +Now , sir , you speak of two +The most remark'd i' the kingdom . As for Cromwell , +Beside that of the jewel-house , is made master +O' the rolls , and the king's secretary ; further , sir , +Stands in the gap and trade of moe preferments , +With which the time will load him . The archbishop +Is the king's hand and tongue ; and who dare speak +One syllable against him ? + +Yes , yes , Sir Thomas , +There are that dare ; and I myself have ventur'd +To speak my mind of him : and indeed this day , +Sir ,I may tell it you ,I think I have +Incens'd the lords o' the council that he is +For so I know he is , they know he is +A most arch heretic , a pestilence +That does infect the land : with which they mov'd +Have broken with the king ; who hath so far +Given ear to our complaint ,of his great grace +And princely care , foreseeing those fell mischiefs +Our reasons laid before him ,hath commanded +To-morrow morning to the council-board +He be convented . He's a rank weed , Sir Thomas , +And we must root him out . From your affairs +I hinder you too long : good-night , Sir Thomas ! + +Many good-nights , my lord . I rest your servant . + +Charles , I will play no more to-night ; +My mind's not on't ; you are too hard for me . + +Sir , I did never win of you before . + +But little , Charles ; +Nor shall not when my fancy's on my play . +Now , Lovell , from the queen what is the news ? + +I could not personally deliver to her +What you commanded me , but by her woman +I sent your message ; who return'd her thanks +In the great'st humbleness , and desir'd your highness +Most heartily to pray for her . + +What sayst thou , ha ? +To pray for her ? what ! is she crying out ? + +So said her woman ; and that her sufferance made +Almost each pang a death . + +Alas ! good lady . + +God safely quit her of her burden , and +With gentle travail , to the gladding of +Your highness with an heir ! + +'Tis midnight , Charles ; +Prithee , to bed ; and in thy prayers remember +The estate of my poor queen . Leave me alone ; +For I must think of that which company +Would not be friendly to . + +I wish your highness +A quiet night ; and my good mistress will +Remember in my prayers . + +Charles , good-night . + + +Well , Sir , what follows ? + +Sir , I have brought my lord the archbishop , +As you commanded me . + +Ha ! Canterbury ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +'Tis true : where is he , Denny ? + +He attends your highness' pleasure . + +Bring him to us . + + +This is about that which the bishop spake : +I am happily come hither . + + +Avoid the gallery . + +Ha ! I have said . Begone . +What ! + + +I am fearful . Wherefore frowns he thus ? +'Tis his aspect of terror : all's not well . + +How now , my lord ! You do desire to know +Wherefore I sent for you . + +It is my duty +To attend your highness' pleasure . + +Pray you , arise , +My good and gracious Lord of Canterbury . +Come , you and I must walk a turn together ; +I have news to tell you : come , come , give me your hand . +Ah ! my good lord , I grieve at what I speak , +And am right sorry to repeat what follows . +I have , and most unwillingly , of late +Heard many grievous , I do say , my lord , +Grievous complaints of you ; which , being consider'd , +Have mov'd us and our council , that you shall +This morning come before us ; where , I know , +You cannot with such freedom purge yourself , +But that , till further trial in those charges +Which will require your answer , you must take +Your patience to you , and be well contented +To make your house our Tower : you a brother of us , +It fits we thus proceed , or else no witness +Would come against you . + +I humbly thank your highness ; +And am right glad to catch this good occasion +Most throughly to be winnow'd , where my chaff +And corn shall fly asunder ; for I know +There's none stands under more calumnious tongues +Than I myself , poor man . + +Stand up , good Canterbury : +Thy truth and thy integrity is rooted +In us , thy friend : give me thy hand , stand up : +Prithee , let's walk . Now , by my holidame , +What manner of man are you ? My lord , I look'd +You would have given me your petition , that +I should have ta'en some pains to bring together +Yourself and your accusers ; and to have heard you , +Without indurance , further . + +Most dread liege , +The good I stand on is my truth and honesty : +If they shall fail , I , with mine enemies , +Will triumph o'er my person ; which I weigh not , +Being of those virtues vacant . I fear nothing +What can be said against me . + +Know you not +How your state stands i' the world , with the whole world ? +Your enemies are many , and not small ; their practices +Must bear the same proportion ; and not ever +The justice and the truth o' the question carries +The due o' the verdict with it . At what ease +Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt +To swear against you ? such things have been done . +You are potently oppos'd , and with a malice +Of as great size . Ween you of better luck , +I mean in perjur'd witness , than your master , +Whose minister you are , whiles here he liv'd +Upon this naughty earth ? Go to , go to ; +You take a precipice for no leap of danger , +And woo your own destruction . + +God and your majesty +Protect mine innocence ! or I fall into +The trap is laid for me ! + +Be of good cheer ; +They shall no more prevail than we give way to . +Keep comfort to you ; and this morning see +You do appear before them . If they shall chance , +In charging you with matters , to commit you , +The best persuasions to the contrary +Fail not to use , and with what vehemency +The occasion shall instruct you : if entreaties +Will render you no remedy , this ring +Deliver them , and your appeal to us +There make before them . Look ! the good man weeps ; +He's honest , on mine honour . God's blest mother ! +I swear he is true-hearted ; and a soul +None better in my kingdom . Get you gone , +And do as I have bid you . + +He has strangled +His language in his tears . + + +Come back : what mean you ? + +I'll not come back ; the tidings that I bring +Will make my boldness manners . Now , good angels +Fly o'er thy royal head , and shade thy person +Under their blessed wings ! + +Now , by thy looks +I guess thy message . Is the queen deliver'd ? +Say , ay ; and of a boy . + +Ay , ay , my liege ; +And of a lovely boy : the God of heaven +Both now and ever bless her ! 'tis a girl , +Promises boys hereafter . Sir , your queen +Desires your visitation , and to be +Acquainted with this stranger : 'tis as like you +As cherry is to cherry . + +Lovell ! + + +Sir ! + +Give her a hundred marks . I'll to the queen . + + +A hundred marks ! By this light , I'll ha' more . +An ordinary groom is for such payment : +I will have more , or scold it out of him . +Said I for this the girl was like to him ? +I will have more , or else unsay't ; and now , +While it is hot , I'll put it to the issue . + + +I hope I am not too late ; and yet the gentleman , +That was sent to me from the council , pray'd me +To make great haste . All fast ? what means this ? Ho ! +Who waits there ? + +Sure , you know me ? + +Yes , my lord ; +But yet I cannot help you . + +Why ? + +Your Grace must wait till you be call'd for . + + +So . + +This is a piece of malice . I am glad +I came this way so happily : the king +Shall understand it presently . + +'Tis Butts , +The king's physician . As he past along , +How earnestly he cast his eyes upon me . +Pray heaven he sound not my disgrace ! For certain , +This is of purpose laid by some that hate me , +God turn their hearts ! I never sought their malice , +To quench mine honour : they would shame to make me +Wait else at door , a fellow-counsellor , +'Mong boys , grooms , and lackeys . But their pleasures +Must be fulfill'd , and I attend with patience . + + +I'll show your Grace the strangest sight , + +What's that , Butts ? + +I think your highness saw this many a day . + +Body o' me , where is it ? + +There , my lord , +The high promotion of his Grace of Canterbury ; +Who holds his state at door , 'mongst pursuivants , +Pages , and footboys . + +Ha ! 'Tis he , indeed : +Is this the honour they do one another ? +'Tis well there's one above 'em yet . I had thought +They had parted so much honesty among 'em , +At least , good manners ,as not thus to suffer +A man of his place , and so near our favour , +To dance attendance on their lordships' pleasures , +And at the door too , like a post with packets . +By holy Mary , Butts , there's knavery : +Let 'em alone , and draw the curtain close ; +We shall hear more anon . + + +Speak to the business , Master secretary : +Why are we met in council ? + +Please your honours , +The chief cause concerns his Grace of Canterbury . + +Has he had knowledge of it ? + +Yes . + +Who waits there ? + +Without , my noble lords ? + +Yes . + +My lord archbishop : +And has done half-an-hour , to know your pleasures . + +Let him come in . + +Your Grace may enter now . + + +My good lord archbishop , I'm very sorry +To sit here at this present and behold +That chair stand empty : but we all are men , +In our own natures frail , and capable +Of our flesh ; few are angels : out of which frailty +And want of wisdom , you , that best should teach us , +Have misdemean'd yourself , and not a little , +Toward the king first , then his laws , in filling +The whole realm , by your teaching and your chaplains , +For so we are inform'd ,with new opinions , +Divers and dangerous ; which are heresies , +And , not reform'd , may prove pernicious . + +Which reformation must be sudden too , +My noble lords ; for those that tame wild horses +Pace 'em not in their hands to make 'em gentle , +But stop their mouths with stubborn bits , and spur 'em , +Till they obey the manage . If we suffer +Out of our easiness and childish pity +To one man's honour this contagious sickness , +Farewell all physic : and what follows then ? +Commotions , uproars , with a general taint +Of the whole state : as , of late days , our neighbours , +The upper Germany , can dearly witness , +Yet freshly pitied in our memories . + +My good lords , hitherto in all the progress +Both of my life and office , I have labour'd , +And with no little study , that my teaching +And the strong course of my authority +Might go one way , and safely ; and the end +Was ever , to do well : nor is there living , +I speak it with a single heart , my lords , +A man that more detests , more stirs against , +Both in his private conscience and his place , +Defacers of a public peace , than I do . +Pray heaven the king may never find a heart +With less allegiance in it ! Men , that make +Envy and crooked malice nourishment +Dare bite the best . I do beseech your lordships +That , in this case of justice , my accusers , +Be what they will , may stand forth face to face , +And freely urge against me . + +Nay , my lord , +That cannot be : you are a counsellor , +And by that virtue no man dare accuse you . + +My lord , because we have business of more moment , +We will be short with you . 'Tis his highness' pleasure , +And our consent , for better trial of you , +From hence you be committed to the Tower ; +Where , being but a private man again , +You shall know many dare accuse you boldly , +More than , I fear , you are provided for . + +Ah ! my good Lord of Winchester , I thank you ; +You are always my good friend : if your will pass , +I shall both find your lordship judge and juror , +You are so merciful . I see your end ; +'Tis my undoing : love and meekness , lord , +Become a churchman better than ambition : +Win straying souls with modesty again , +Cast none away . That I shall clear myself , +Lay all the weight ye can upon my patience , +I make as little doubt , as you do conscience , +In doing daily wrongs . I could say more , +But reverence to your calling makes me modest . + +My lord , my lord , you are a sectary ; +That's the plain truth : your painted gloss discovers , +To men that understand you , words and weakness . + +My Lord of Winchester , you are a little , +By your good favour , too sharp ; men so noble , +However faulty , yet should find respect +For what they have been : 'tis a cruelty +To load a falling man . + +Good Master secretary , +I cry your honour mercy , you may , worst +Of all this table , say so . + +Why , my lord ? + +Do not I know you for a favourer +Of this new sect ? ye are not sound . + +Not sound ? + +Not sound , I say . + +Would you were half so honest ! +Men's prayers then would seek you , not their fears . + +I shall remember this bold language . + +Do . +Remember your bold life too . + +This is too much ; +Forbear , for shame , my lords . + +I have done . + +And I . + +Then thus for you , my lord : it stands agreed , +I take it , by all voices , that forthwith +You be convey'd to the Tower a prisoner ; +There to remain till the king's further pleasure +Be known unto us . Are you all agreed , lords ? + +We are . + +Is there no other way of mercy , +But I must needs to the Tower , my lords ? + +What other +Would you expect ? You are strangely troublesome . +Let some o' the guard be ready there . + + +For me ? +Must I go like a traitor thither ? + +Receive him , +And see him safe i' the Tower . + +Stay , good my lords ; +I have a little yet to say . Look there , my lords ; +By virtue of that ring I take my cause +Out of the gripes of cruel men , and give it +To a most noble judge , the king my master . + +This is the king's ring . + +'Tis no counterfeit . + +'Tis the right ring , by heaven ! I told ye all , +When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling , +'Twould fall upon ourselves . + +Do you think , my lords , +The king will suffer but the little finger +Of this man to be vex'd ? + +'Tis now too certain : +How much more is his life in value with him ? +Would I were fairly out on't . + +My mind gave me , +In seeking tales and informations +Against this man whose honesty the devil +And his disciples only envy at +Ye blew the fire that burns ye : now have at ye ! + + +Dread sovereign , how much are we bound to heaven +In daily thanks , that gave us such a prince ; +Not only good and wise , but most religious : +One that in all obedience makes the Church +The chief aim of his honour ; and , to strengthen +That holy duty , out of dear respect , +His royal self in judgment comes to hear +The cause betwixt her and this great offender . + +You were ever good at sudden commendations , +Bishop of Winchester ; but know , I come not +To hear such flattery now , and in my presence ; +They are too thin and bare to hide offences . +To me you cannot reach ; you play the spaniel , +And think with wagging of your tongue to win me ; +But , whatsoe'er thou tak'st me for , I'm sure +Thou hast a cruel nature and a bloody . + + +Good man , sit down . Now let me see the proudest +He , that dares most , but wag his finger at thee : +By all that's holy , he had better starve +Than but once think this place becomes thee not . + +May it please your Grace , + +No , sir , it does not please me . +I had thought I had had men of some understanding +And wisdom of my council ; but I find none . +Was it discretion , lords , to let this man , +This good man ,few of you deserve that title , +This honest man , wait like a lousy footboy +At chamber-door ? and one as great as you are ? +Why , what a shame was this ! Did my commission +Bid ye so far forget yourselves ? I gave ye +Power as he was a counsellor to try him , +Not as a groom . There's some of ye , I see , +More out of malice than integrity , +Would try him to the utmost , had ye mean ; +Which ye shall never have while I live . + +Thus far , +My most dread sov'reign , may it like your Grace +To let my tongue excuse all . What was purpos'd +Concerning his imprisonment , was rather +If there be faith in men meant for his trial +And fair purgation to the world , than malice , +I'm sure , in me . + +Well , well , my lords , respect him ; +Take him , and use him well ; he's worthy of it . +I will say thus much for him , if a prince +May be beholding to a subject , I +Am , for his love and service , so to him . +Make me no more ado , but all embrace him : +Be friends , for shame , my lords ! My Lord of Canterbury , +I have a suit which you must not deny me ; +That is , a fair young maid that yet wants baptism , +You must be godfather , and answer for her . + +The greatest monarch now alive may glory +In such an honour : how may I deserve it , +That am a poor and humble subject to you ? + +Come , come , my lord , you'd spare your spoons : you shall have two noble partners with you ; the old Duchess of Norfolk , and Lady Marquess Dorset : will these please you ? +Once more , my Lord of Winchester , I charge you , +Embrace and love this man . + +With a true heart +And brother-love I do it . + +And let heaven +Witness , how dear I hold this confirmation . + +Good man ! those joyful tears show thy true heart : +The common voice , I see , is verified +Of thee , which says thus , 'Do my Lord of Canterbury +A shrewd turn , and he is your friend for ever .' +Come , lords , we trifle time away ; I long +To have this young one made a Christian . +As I have made ye one , lords , one remain ; +So I grow stronger , you more honour gain . + + +You'll leave your noise anon , ye rascals . +Do you take the court for Paris-garden ? ye rude slaves , leave your gaping . + + +Good Master porter , I belong to the larder . + +Belong to the gallows , and be hanged , you rogue ! Is this a place to roar in ? Fetch me a dozen crab-tree staves , and strong ones : these are but switches to 'em . I'll scratch your heads : you must be seeing christenings ! Do you look for ale and cakes here , you rude rascals ? + +Pray , sir , be patient : 'tis as much impossible +Unless we sweep 'em from the door with cannons +To scatter 'em , as 'tis to make 'em sleep +On May-day morning ; which will never be . +We may as well push against Paul's as stir 'em . + +How got they in , and be hang'd ? + +Alas , I know not ; how gets the tide in ? +As much as one sound cudgel of four foot +You see the poor remainder could distribute , +I made no spare , sir . + +You did nothing , sir . + +I am not Samson , nor Sir Guy , nor Colbrand , +To mow 'em down before me ; but if I spar'd any +That had a head to hit , either young or old , +He or she , cuckold or cuckold-maker , +Let me ne'er hope to see a chine again ; +And that I would not for a cow , God save her ! + + +Do you hear , Master porter ? + +I shall be with you presently , good +Master puppy . Keep the door close , sirrah . + +What would you have me do ? + +What should you do , but knock 'em down by the dozens ? Is this Moorfields to muster in ? or have we some strange Indian with the great tool come to court , the women so besiege us ? Bless me , what a fry of fornication is at door ! On my Christian conscience , this one christening will beget a thousand : here will be father , godfather , and all together . + +The spoons will be the bigger , sir . There is a fellow somewhat near the door , he should be a brazier by his face , for , o' my conscience , twenty of the dog days now reign in's nose : all that stand about him are under the line , they need no other penance . That fire-drake did I hit three times on the head , and three times was his nose discharged against me : he stands there , like a mortar-piece , to blow us . There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him , that railed upon me till her pinked porringer fell off her head , for kindling such a combustion in the state . I missed the meteor once , and hit that woman , who cried out , 'Clubs !' when I might see from far some forty truncheoners draw to her succour , which were the hope o' the Strand , where she was quartered . They fell on ; I made good my place ; at length they came to the broomstaff to me ; I defied 'em still ; when suddenly a file of boys behind 'em , loose shot , delivered such a shower of pebbles , that I was fain to draw mine honour in , and let 'em win the work . The devil was amongst 'em , I think , surely . + +These are the youths that thunder at a playhouse , and fight for bitten apples ; that no audience , but the Tribulation of Tower-hill , or the Limbs of Limehouse , their dear brothers , are able to endure . I have some of 'em in Limbo Patrum , and there they are like to dance these three days ; besides the running banquet of two beadles , that is to come . + + +Mercy o' me , what a multitude are here ! +They grow still too , from all parts they are coming , +As if we kept a fair here ! Where are these porters , +These lazy knaves ? Ye have made a fine hand , fellows : +There's a trim rabble let in . Are all these +Your faithful friends o' the suburbs ? We shall have +Great store of room , no doubt , left for the ladies , +When they pass back from the christening . + +An't please your honour , +We are but men ; and what so many may do , +Not being torn a-pieces , we have done : +An army cannot rule 'em . + +As I live , +If the king blame me for't , I'll lay ye all +By the heels , and suddenly ; and on your heads +Clap round fines for neglect : ye're lazy knaves ; +And here ye lie baiting of bombards , when +Ye should do service . Hark ! the trumpets sound ; +They're come already from the christening . +Go , break among the press , and find a way out +To let the troop pass fairly , or I'll find +A Marshalsea shall hold ye play these two months . + +Make way there for the princess . + +You great fellow , +Stand close up , or I'll make your head ache . + +You i' the camlet , get up o' the rail : +I'll pick you o'er the pales else . + +Heaven , from thy endless goodness , send prosperous life , long , and ever happy , to the high and mighty Princess of England , Elizabeth ! + + +And to your royal Grace , and the good queen , +My noble partners , and myself , thus pray : +All comfort , joy , in this most gracious lady , +Heaven ever laid up to make parents happy , +May hourly fall upon ye ! + +Thank you , good lord archbishop : +What is her name ? + +Elizabeth . + +Stand up , lord . + +With this kiss take my blessing ; God protect thee ! +Into whose hand I give thy life . + +Amen . + +My noble gossips , ye have been too prodigal : +I thank ye heartily : so shall this lady +When she has so much English . + +Let me speak , sir , +For heaven now bids me ; and the words I utter +Let none think flattery , for they'll find 'em truth . +This royal infant ,heaven still move about her ! +Though in her cradle , yet now promises +Upon this land a thousand thousand blessings , +Which time shall bring to ripeness : she shall be +But few now living can behold that goodness +A pattern to all princes living with her , +And all that shall succeed : Saba was never +More covetous of wisdom and fair virtue +Than this pure soul shall be : all princely graces , +That mould up such a mighty piece as this is , +With all the virtues that attend the good , +Shall still be doubled on her ; truth shall nurse her ; +Holy and heavenly thoughts still counsel her ; +She shall be lov'd and fear'd ; her own shall bless her ; +Her foes shake like a field of beaten corn , +And hang their heads with sorrow ; good grows with her . +In her days every man shall eat in safety +Under his own vine what he plants ; and sing +The merry songs of peace to all his neighbours . +God shall be truly known ; and those about her +From her shall read the perfect ways of honour , +And by those claim their greatness , not by blood . +Nor shall this peace sleep with her ; but as when +The bird of wonder dies , the maiden ph nix , +Her ashes new-create another heir +As great in admiration as herself , +So shall she leave her blessedness to one , +When heaven shall call her from this cloud of darkness , +Who , from the sacred ashes of her honour , +Shall star-like rise , as great in fame as she was , +And so stand fix'd . Peace , plenty , love , truth , terror , +That were the servants to this chosen infant , +Shall then be his , and like a vine grow to him : +Wherever the bright sun of heaven shall shine , +His honour and the greatness of his name +Shall be , and make new nations ; he shall flourish , +And , like a mountain cedar , reach his branches +To all the plains about him ; our children's children +Shall see this , and bless heaven . + +Thou speakest wonders . + +She shall be , to the happiness of England , +An aged princess ; many days shall see her , +And yet no day without a deed to crown it . +Would I had known no more ! but she must die , +She must , the saints must have her , yet a virgin ; +A most unspotted lily shall she pass +To the ground , and all the world shall mourn her . + +O lord archbishop ! +Thou hast made me now a man : never , before +This happy child , did I get any thing . +This oracle of comfort has so pleas'd me , +That when I am in heaven , I shall desire +To see what this child does , and praise my Maker . +I thank ye all . To you , my good Lord Mayor , +And your good brethren , I am much beholding ; +I have receiv'd much honour by your presence , +And ye shall find me thankful . Lead the way , lords : +Ye must all see the queen , and she must thank ye ; +She will be sick else . This day , no man think +He has business at his house ; for all shall stay : +This little one shall make it holiday . + + +'Tis ten to one , this play can never please +All that are here : some come to take their ease +And sleep an act or two ; but those , we fear , +We've frighted with our trumpets ; so , 'tis clear +They'll say 'tis naught : others , to hear the city +Abus'd extremely , and to cry , 'That's witty !' +Which we have not done neither : that , I fear , +All the expected good we're like to hear +For this play at this time , is only in +The merciful construction of good women ; +For such a one we show'd 'em : if they smile , +And say 'twill do , I know , within a while +All the best men are ours ; for 'tis ill hap +If they hold when their ladies bid 'em clap . + +THE FIRST PART OF KING HENRY IV + +So shaken as we are , so wan with care , +Find we a time for frighted peace to pant , +And breathe short-winded accents of new broils +To be commenc'd in stronds afar remote . +No more the thirsty entrance of this soil +Shall daub her lips with her own children's blood ; +No more shall trenching war channel her fields , +Nor bruise her flowerets with the armed hoofs +Of hostile paces : those opposed eyes , +Which , like the meteors of a troubled heaven , +All of one nature , of one substance bred , +Did lately meet in the intestine shock +And furious close of civil butchery , +Shall now , in mutual well-beseeming ranks , +March all one way , and be no more oppos'd +Against acquaintance , kindred , and allies : +The edge of war , like an ill-sheathed knife , +No more shall cut his master . Therefore , friends , +As far as to the sepulchre of Christ , +Whose soldier now , under whose blessed cross +We are impressed and engag'd to fight , +Forthwith a power of English shall we levy , +Whose arms were moulded in their mother's womb +To chase these pagans in those holy fields +Over whose acres walk'd those blessed feet +Which fourteen hundred years ago were nail'd +For our advantage on the bitter cross . +But this our purpose is a twelvemonth old , +And bootless 'tis to tell you we will go : +Therefore we meet not now . Then let me hear +Of you , my gentle cousin Westmoreland , +What yesternight our council did decree +In forwarding this dear expedience . + +My liege , this haste was hot in question , +And many limits of the charge set down +But yesternight ; when all athwart there came +A post from Wales loaden with heavy news ; +Whose worst was , that the noble Mortimer , +Leading the men of Herefordshire to fight +Against the irregular and wild Glendower , +Was by the rude hands of that Welshman taken , +And a thousand of his people butchered ; +Upon whose dead corpse' there was such misuse , +Such beastly shameless transformation +By those Welshwomen done , as may not be +Without much shame re-told or spoken of . + +It seems then that the tidings of this broil +Brake off our business for the Holy Land . + +This match'd with other like , my gracious lord ; +For more uneven and unwelcome news +Came from the north and thus it did import : +On Holy-rood day , the gallant Hotspur there , +Young Harry Percy and brave Archibald , +That ever-valiant and approved Scot , +At Holmedon met , +Where they did spend a sad and bloody hour ; +As by discharge of their artillery , +And shape of likelihood , the news was told ; +For he that brought them , in the very heat +And pride of their contention did take horse , +Uncertain of the issue any way . + +Here is a dear and true industrious friend , +Sir Walter Blunt , new lighted from his horse , +Stain'd with the variation of each soil +Betwixt that Holmedon and this seat of ours ; +And he hath brought us smooth and welcome news . +The Earl of Douglas is discomfited ; +Ten thousand bold Scots , two and twenty knights , +Balk'd in their own blood did Sir Walter see +On Holmedon's plains : of prisoners Hotspur took +Mordake the Earl of Fife , and eldest son +To beaten Douglas , and the Earls of Athol , +Of Murray , Angus , and Menteith . +And is not this an honourable spoil ? +A gallant prize ? ha , cousin , is it not ? + +In faith , +It is a conquest for a prince to boast of . + +Yea , there thou mak'st me sad and mak'st me sin +In envy that my Lord Northumberland +Should be the father to so blest a son , +A son who is the theme of honour's tongue ; +Amongst a grove the very straightest plant ; +Who is sweet Fortune's minion and her pride : +Whilst I , by looking on the praise of him , +See riot and dishonour stain the brow +Of my young Harry . O ! that it could be prov'd +That some night-tripping fairy had exchang'd +In cradle-clothes our children where they lay , +And call'd mine Percy , his Plantagenet . +Then would I have his Harry , and he mine . +But let him from my thoughts . What think you , coz , +Of this young Percy's pride ? the prisoners , +Which he in this adventure hath surpris'd , +To his own use he keeps , and sends me word , +I shall have none but Mordake Earl of Fife . + +This is his uncle's teaching , this is Worcester , +Malevolent to you in all aspects ; +Which makes him prune himself , and bristle up +The crest of youth against your dignity . + +But I have sent for him to answer this ; +And for this cause a while we must neglect +Our holy purpose to Jerusalem . +Cousin , on Wednesday next our council we +Will hold at Windsor ; so inform the lords : +But come yourself with speed to us again ; +For more is to be said and to be done +Than out of anger can be uttered . + +I will , my hege . + + +Now , Hal , what time of day is it , lad ? + +Thou art so fat-witted , with drinking of old sack , and unbuttoning thee after supper , and sleeping upon benches after noon , that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know . What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the day ? unless hours were cups of sack , and minutes capons , and clocks the tongues of bawds , and dials the signs of leaping-houses , and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colour'd taffeta , I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day . + +Indeed , you come near me now , Hal ; for we that take purses go by the moon and the seven stars , and not by Ph bus , he , 'that wandering knight so fair .' And , I prithee , sweet wag , when thou art king ,as , God save thy Grace ,majesty , I should say , for grace thou wilt have none , + +What ! none ? + +No , by my troth ; not so much as will serve to be prologue to an egg and butter . + +Well , how then ? come , roundly , roundly . + +Marry , then , sweet wag , when thou art king , let not us that are squires of the night's body be called thieves of the day's beauty : let us be Diana's foresters , gentlemen of the shade , minions of the moon ; and let men say , we be men of good government , being governed as the sea is , by our noble and chaste mistress the moon , under whose countenance we steal . + +Thou sayest well , and it holds well too ; for the fortune of us that are the moon's men doth ebb and flow like the sea , being governed as the sea is , by the moon . As for proof now : a purse of gold most resolutely snatched on Monday night and most dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning ; got with swearing 'Lay by ;' and spent with crying 'Bring in :' now in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder , and by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows . + +By the Lord , thou sayest true , lad . And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench ? + +As the honey of Hybla , my old lad of the castle . And is not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance ? + +How now , how now , mad wag ! what , in thy quips and thy quiddities ? what a plague have I to do with a buff jerkin ? + +Why , what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the tavern ? + +Well , thou hast called her to a reckoning many a time and oft . + +Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part ? + +No ; I'll give thee thy due , thou hast paid all there . + +Yea , and elsewhere , so far as my coin would stretch ; and where it would not , I have used my credit . + +Yea , and so used it that , were it not here apparent that thou art their apparent .But , I prithee , sweet wag , shall there be gallows standing in England when thou art king , and resolution thus fobbed as it is with the rusty curb of old father antick the law ? Do not thou , when thou art king , hang a thief . + +No ; thou shalt . + +Shall I ? O rare ! By the Lord , I'll be a brave judge . + +Thou judgest false already ; I mean , thou shalt have the hanging of the thieves and so become a rare hangman . + +Well , Hal , well ; and in some sort it jumps with my humour as well as waiting in the court , I can tell you . + +For obtaining of suits ? + +Yea , for obtaining of suits , whereof the hangman hath no lean wardrobe . 'Sblood , I am as melancholy as a gib cat , or a lugged bear . + +Or an old lion , or a lover's lute . + +Yea , or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe . + +What sayest thou to a hare , or the melancholy of Moor-ditch ? + +Thou hast the most unsavory similes , and art , indeed , the most comparative , rascalliest , sweet young prince ; but , Hal , I prithee , trouble me no more with vanity . I would to God thou and I knew where a commodity of good names were to be bought . An old lord of the council rated me the other day in the street about you , sir , but I marked him not ; and yet he talked very wisely , but I regarded him not ; and yet he talked wisely , and in the street too . + +Thou didst well ; for wisdom cries out in the streets , and no man regards it . + +O ! thou hast damnable iteration , and art indeed able to corrupt a saint . Thou hast done much harm upon me , Hal ; God forgive thee for it ! Before I knew thee , Hal , I knew nothing ; and now am I , if a man should speak truly , little better than one of the wicked . I must give over this life , and I will give it over ; by the Lord , an I do not , I am a villain : I'll be damned for never a king's son in Christendom . + +Where shall we take a purse to-morrow , Jack ? + +Zounds ! where thou wilt , lad , I'll make one ; an I do not , call me a villain and baffle me . + +I see a good amendment of life in thee ; from praying to purse-taking . + + +Why , Hal , 'tis my vocation , Hal ; 'tis no sin for a man to labour in his vocation . Poins ! Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a match . O ! if men were to be saved by merit , what hole in hell were hot enough for him ? This is the most omnipotent villain that ever cried 'Stand !' to a true man . + +Good morrow , Ned . + +Good morrow , sweet Hal . What says Monsieur Remorse ? What says Sir John Sack-and-Sugar ? Jack ! how agrees the devil and thee about thy soul , that thou soldest him on Good-Friday last for a cup of Madeira and a cold capon's leg ? + +Sir John stands to his word , the devil shall have his bargain ; for he was never yet a breaker of proverbs : he will give the devil his due . + +Then art thou damned for keeping thy word with the devil . + +Else he had been damned for cozening the devil . + +But my lads , my lads , to-morrow morning , by four o'clock , early at Gadshill ! There are pilgrims going to Canterbury with rich offerings , and traders riding to London with fat purses : I have vizards for you all ; you have horses for yourselves . Gadshill lies to night in Rochester ; I have bespoke supper to-morrow night in Eastcheap : we may do it as secure as sleep . If you will go I will stuff your purses full of crowns ; if you will not , tarry at home and be hanged . + +Hear ye , Yedward : if I tarry at home and go not , I'll hang you for going . + +You will , chops ? + +Hal , wilt thou make one ? + +Who , I rob ? I a thief ? not I , by my faith . + +There's neither honesty , manhood , nor good fellowship in thee , nor thou camest not of the blood royal , if thou darest not stand for ten shillings . + +Well , then , once in my days I'll be a madcap . + +Why , that's well said . + +Well , come what will , I'll tarry at home . + +By the Lord , I'll be a traitor then , when thou art king . + +I care not . + +Sir John , I prithee , leave the prince and me alone : I will lay him down such reasons for this adventure that he shall go . + +Well , God give thee the spirit of persuasion and him the ears of profiting , that what thou speakest may move , and what he hears may be believed , that the true prince may , for recreation sake , prove a false thief ; for the poor abuses of the time want countenance . Farewell : you shall find me in Eastcheap . + +Farewell , thou latter spring ! Farewell , All-hallown summer ! + + +Now , my good sweet honey lord , ride with us to-morrow : I have a jest to execute that I cannot manage alone . Falstaff , Bardolph , Peto , and Gadshill shall rob those men that we have already waylaid ; yourself and I will not be there ; and when they have the booty , if you and I do not rob them , cut this head from my shoulders . + +But how shall we part with them in setting forth ? + +Why , we will set forth before or after them , and appoint them a place of meeting , wherein it is at our pleasure to fail ; and then will they adventure upon the exploit themselves , which they shall have no sooner achieved but we'll set upon them . + +Yea , but 'tis like that they will know us by our horses , by our habits , and by every other appointment , to be ourselves . + +Tut ! our horses they shall not see , I'll tie them in the wood ; our vizards we will change after we leave them ; and , sirrah , I have cases of buckram for the nonce , to inmask our noted outward garments . + +Yea , but I doubt they will be too hard for us . + +Well , for two of them , I know them to be as true-bred cowards as ever turned back ; and for the third , if he fight longer than he sees reason , I'll forswear arms . The virtue of this jest will be , the incomprehensible lies that this same fat rogue will tell us when we meet at supper : how thirty , at least , he fought with ; what wards , what blows , what extremities he endured ; and in the reproof of this lies the jest . + +Well , I'll go with thee : provide us all things necessary and meet me to-morrow night in Eastcheap ; there I'll sup . Farewell . + +Farewell , my lord . + + +I know you all , and will awhile uphold +The unyok'd humour of your idleness : +Yet herein will I imitate the sun , +Who doth permit the base contagious clouds +To smother up his beauty from the world , +That when he please again to be himself , +Being wanted , he may be more wonder'd at , +By breaking through the foul and ugly mists +Of vapours that did seem to strangle him . +If all the year were playing holidays , +To sport would be as tedious as to work ; +But when they seldom come , they wish'd for come , +And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents . +So , when this loose behaviour I throw off , +And pay the debt I never promised , +By how much better than my word I am +By so much shall I falsify men's hopes ; +And like bright metal on a sullen ground , +My reformation , glittering o'er my fault , +Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes +Than that which hath no foil to set it off . +I'll so offend to make offence a skill ; +Redeeming time when men think least I will . + + +My blood hath been too cold and temperate , +Unapt to stir at these indignities , +And you have found me ; for accordingly +You tread upon my patience : but , be sure , +I will from henceforth rather be myself , +Mighty , and to be fear'd , than my condition , +Which hath been smooth as oil , soft as young down , +And therefore lost that title of respect +Which the proud soul ne'er pays but to the proud . + +Our house , my sovereign liege , little deserves +The scourge of greatness to be us'd on it ; +And that same greatness too which our own hands +Have holp to make so portly . + +My lord , + +Worcester , get thee gone ; for I do see +Danger and disobedience in thine eye . +O , sir , your presence is too bold and peremptory , +And majesty might never yet endure +The moody frontier of a servant brow . +You have good leave to leave us ; when we need +Your use and counsel we shall send for you . + +You were about to speak . + +Yea , my good lord . +Those prisoners in your highness' name demanded , +Which Harry Percy here at Holmedon took , +Were , as he says , not with such strength denied +As is deliver'd to your majesty : +Either envy , therefore , or misprision +Is guilty of this fault and not my son . + +My liege , I did deny no prisoners : +But I remember , when the fight was done , +When I was dry with rage and extreme toil , +Breathless and faint , leaning upon my sword , +Came there a certain lord , neat , and trimly dress'd , +Fresh as a bridegroom ; and his chin , new reap'd , +Show'd like a stubble-land at harvest-home : +He was perfumed like a milliner , +And 'twixt his finger and his thumb he held +A pouncet-box , which ever and anon +He gave his nose and took't away again ; +Who therewith angry , when it next came there , +Took it in snuff : and still he smil'd and talk'd ; +And as the soldiers bore dead bodies by , +He call'd them untaught knaves , unmannerly , +To bring a slovenly unhandsome corpse +Betwixt the wind and his nobility . +With many holiday and lady terms +He question'd me ; among the rest , demanded +My prisoners in your majesty's behalf . +I then all smarting with my wounds being cold , +To be so pester'd with a popinjay , +Out of my grief and my impatience +Answer'd neglectingly , I know not what , +He should , or he should not ; for he made me mad +To see him shine so brisk and smell so sweet +And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman +Of guns , and drums , and wounds ,God save the mark ! +And telling me the sovereign'st thing on earth +Was parmaceti for an inward bruise ; +And that it was great pity , so it was , +This villanous saltpetre should be digg'd +Out of the bowels of the harmless earth , +Which many a good tall fellow had destroy'd +So cowardly ; and but for these vile guns , +He would himself have been a soldier . +This bald unjointed chat of his , my lord , +I answer'd indirectly , as I said ; +And I beseech you , let not his report +Come current for an accusation +Betwixt my love and your high majesty . + +The circumstance consider'd , good my lord , +Whatever Harry Percy then had said +To such a person and in such a place , +At such a time , with all the rest re-told , +May reasonably die and never rise +To do him wrong , or any way impeach +What then he said , so he unsay it now . + +Why , yet he doth deny his prisoners , +But with proviso and exception , +That we at our own charge shall ransom straight +His brother-in-law , the foolish Mortimer ; +Who , on my soul , hath wilfully betray'd +The lives of those that he did lead to fight +Against the great magician , damn'd Glendower , +Whose daughter , as we hear , the Earl of March +Hath lately married . Shall our coffers then +Be emptied to redeem a traitor home ? +Shall we buy treason , and indent with fears , +When they have lost and forfeited themselves ? +No , on the barren mountains let him starve ; +For I shall never hold that man my friend +Whose tongue shall ask me for one penny cost +To ransom home revolted Mortimer . + +Revolted Mortimer ! +He never did fall off , my sovereign liege , +But by the chance of war : to prove that true +Needs no more but one tongue for all those wounds , +Those mouthed wounds , which valiantly he took , +When on the gentle Severn's sedgy bank , +In single opposition , hand to hand , +He did confound the best part of an hour +In changing hardiment with great Glendower . +Three times they breath'd and three times did they drink , +Upon agreement , of swift Severn's flood , +Who then , affrighted with their bloody looks , +Ran fearfully among the trembling reeds , +And hid his crisp head in the hollow bank +Blood-stained with these valiant combatants . +Never did base and rotten policy +Colour her working with such deadly wounds ; +Nor never could the noble Mortimer +Receive so many , and all willingly : +Then let him not be slander'd with revolt . + +Thou dost belie him , Percy , thou dost belie him : +He never did encounter with Glendower : +I tell thee , +He durst as well have met the devil alone +As Owen Glendower for an enemy . +Art thou not asham'd ? But , sirrah , henceforth +Let me not hear you speak of Mortimer : +Send me your prisoners with the speediest means , +Or you shall hear in such a kind from me +As will displease you . My Lord Northumberland , +We license your departure with your son . +Send us your prisoners , or you'll hear of it . + + +An if the devil come and roar for them , +I will not send them : I will after straight +And tell him so ; for I will ease my heart , +Albeit I make a hazard of my head . + +What ! drunk with choler ? stay , and pause awhile : +Here comes your uncle . + + +Speak of Mortimer ! +'Zounds ! I will speak of him ; and let my soul +Want mercy if I do not join with him : +In his behalf I'll empty all these veins , +And shed my dear blood drop by drop i' the dust , +But I will lift the down-trod Mortimer +As high i' the air as this unthankful king , +As this ingrate and canker'd Bolingbroke . + +Brother , the king hath made your nephew mad . + +Who struck this heat up after I was gone ? + +He will , forsooth , have all my prisoners ; +And when I urg'd the ransom once again +Of my wife's brother , then his cheek look'd pale , +And on my face he turn'd an eye of death , +Trembling even at the name of Mortimer . + +I cannot blame him : was he not proclaim'd +By Richard that dead is the next of blood ? + +He was ; I heard the proclamation : +And then it was when the unhappy king , +Whose wrongs in us God pardon !did set forth +Upon his Irish expedition ; +From whence he , intercepted , did return +To be depos'd , and shortly murdered . + +And for whose death we in the world's wide mouth +Live scandaliz'd and foully spoken of . + +But , soft ! I pray you , did King Richard then +Proclaim my brother Edmund Mortimer +Heir to the crown ? + +He did ; myself did hear it . + +Nay , then I cannot blame his cousin king , +That wish'd him on the barren mountains starve . +But shall it be that you , that set the crown +Upon the head of this forgetful man , +And for his sake wear the detested blot +Of murd'rous subornation , shall it be , +That you a world of curses undergo , +Being the agents , or base second means , +The cords , the ladder , or the hangman rather ? +O ! pardon me that I descend so low , +To show the line and the predicament +Wherein you range under this subtle king . +Shall it for shame be spoken in these days , +Or fill up chronicles in time to come , +That men of your nobility and power , +Did gage them both in'an unjust behalf , +As both of you God pardon it !have done , +To put down Richard , that sweet lovely rose , +And plant this thorn , this canker , Bolingbroke ? +And shall it in more shame be further spoken , +That you are fool'd , discarded , and shook off +By him for whom these shames ye underwent ? +No ; yet time serves wherein you may redeem +Your banish'd honours , and restore yourselves +Into the good thoughts of the world again ; +Revenge the jeering and disdain'd contempt +Of this proud king , who studies day and night +To answer all the debt he owes to you , +Even with the bloody payment of your deaths . +Therefore , I say , + +Peace , cousin ! say no more : +And now I will unclasp a secret book , +And to your quick-conceiving discontents +I'll read you matter deep and dangerous , +As full of peril and adventurous spirit +As to o'er-walk a current roaring loud , +On the unsteadfast footing of a spear . + +If he fall in , good night ! or sink or swim : +Send danger from the east unto the west , +So honour cross it from the north to south , +And let them grapple : O ! the blood more stirs +To rouse a lion than to start a hare . + +Imagination of some great exploit +Drives him beyond the bounds of patience . + +By heaven methinks it were an easy leap +To pluck bright honour from the pale-fac'd moon , +Or dive into the bottom of the deep , +Where fathom-line could never touch the ground , +And pluck up drowned honour by the locks ; +So he that doth redeem her thence might wear +Without corrival all her dignities : +But out upon this half-fac'd fellowship ! + +He apprehends a world of figures here , +But not the form of what he should attend . +Good cousin , give me audience for a while . + +I cry you mercy . + +Those same noble Scots +That are your prisoners , + +I'll keep them all ; +By God , he shall not have a Scot of them : +No , if a Scot would save his soul , he shall not : +I'll keep them , by this hand . + +You start away , +And lend no ear unto my purposes . +Those prisoners you shall keep . + +Nay , I will ; that's flat : +He said he would not ransom Mortimer ; +Forbade my tongue to speak of Mortimer ; +But I will find him when he lies asleep , +And in his ear I'll holla 'Mortimer !' +Nay , +I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak +Nothing but 'Mortimer ,' and give it him , +To keep his anger still in motion . + +Hear you , cousin ; a word . + +All studies here I solemnly defy , +Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke : +And that same sword-and-buckler Prince of Wales , +But that I think his father loves him not , +And would be glad he met with some mischance , +I would have him poison'd with a pot of ale . + +Farewell , kinsman : I will talk to you +When you are better temper'd to attend . + +Why , what a wasp-stung and impatient fool +Art thou to break into this woman's mood , +Tying thine ear to no tongue but thine own ! + +Why , look you , I am whipp'd and scourg'd with rods , +Nettled , and stung with pismires , when I hear +Of this vile politician , Bolingbroke . +In Richard's time ,what do ye call the place ? +A plague upon't it is in Gloucestershire ; +'Twas where the madcap duke his uncle kept , +His uncle York ; where I first bow'd my knee +Unto this king of smiles , this Bolingbroke , +'Sblood ! +When you and he came back from Ravenspurgh . + +At Berkeley Castle . + +You say true . +Why , what a candy deal of courtesy +This fawning greyhound then did proffer me ! +Look , 'when his infant fortune came to age ,' +And 'gentle Harry Percy ,' and 'kind cousin .' +O ! the devil take such cozeners . God forgive me ! +Good uncle , tell your tale , for I have done . + +Nay , if you have not , to't again ; +We'll stay your leisure . + +I have done , i' faith . + +Then once more to your Scottish prisoners . +Deliver them up without their ransom straight , +And make the Douglas' son your only mean +For powers in Scotland ; which , for divers reasons +Which I shall send you written , be assur'd , +Will easily be granted . + +You , my lord , +Your son in Scotland being thus employ'd , +Shall secretly into the bosom creep +Of that same noble prelate well belov'd , +The Archbishop . + +Of York , is it not ? + +True ; who bears hard +His brother's death at Bristol , the Lord Scroop . +I speak not this in estimation , +As what I think might be , but what I know +Is ruminated , plotted and set down ; +And only stays but to behold the face +Of that occasion that shall bring it on . + +I smell it . +Upon my life it will do wondrous well . + +Before the game's afoot thou still lett'st slip . + +Why , it cannot choose but be a noble plot : +And then the power of Scotland and of York , +To join with Mortimer , ha ? + +And so they shall . + +In faith , it is exceedingly well aim'd . + +And 'tis no little reason bids us speed , +To save our heads by raising of a head ; +For , bear ourselves as even as we can , +The king will always think him in our debt , +And think we think ourselves unsatisfied , +Till he hath found a time to pay us home . +And see already how he doth begin +To make us strangers to his looks of love . + +He does , he does : we'll be reveng'd on him . + +Cousin , farewell : no further go in this , +Than I by letters shall direct your course . +When time is ripe ,which will be suddenly , +I'll steal to Glendower and Lord Mortimer ; +Where you and Douglas and our powers at once , +As I will fashion it ,shall happily meet , +To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms , +Which now we hold at much uncertainty . + +Farewell , good brother : we shall thrive , I trust . + +Uncle , adieu : O ! let the hours be short , +Till fields and blows and groans applaud our sport ! + +Heigh-ho ! An't be not four by the day I'll be hanged : Charles' Wain is over the new chimney , and yet our horse not packed . What , ostler ! + +Anon , anon . + +I prithee , Tom , beat Cut's saddle , put a few flocks in the point ; the poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess . + + +Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog , and that is the next way to give poor jades the bots ; this house is turned upside down since Robin Ostler died . + +Poor fellow ! never joyed since the price of oats rose ; it was the death of him . + +I think this be the most villanous house in all London road for fleas : I am stung like a tench . + +Like a tench ! by the mass , there is ne'er a king christen could be better bit than I have been since the first cock . + +Why , they will allow us ne'er a jordan , and then we leak in the chimney ; and your chamber-lie breeds fleas like a loach . + +What , ostler ! come away and be hanged , come away . + +I have a gammon of bacon and two razes of ginger , to be delivered as far as Charing-cross . + +Godsbody ! the turkeys in my pannier are quite starved . What , ostler ! A plague on thee ! hast thou never an eye in thy head ? canst not hear ? An 'twere not as good a deed as drink to break the pate on thee , I am a very villain . Come , and be hanged ! hast no faith in thee ? + + +Good morrow , carriers . What's o'clock ? + +I think it be two o'clock . + +I prithee , lend me thy lanthorn , to see my gelding in the stable . + +Nay , by God , soft : I know a trick worth two of that , i' faith . + +I prithee , lend me thine . + +Ay , when ? canst tell ? Lend me thy lanthorn , quoth a' ? marry , I'll see thee hanged first . + +Sirrah carrier , what time do you mean to come to London ? + +Time enough to go to bed with a candle , I warrant thee . Come , neighbour Mugs , we'll call up the gentlemen : they will along with company , for they have great charge . + + +What , ho ! chamberlain ! + +'At hand , quoth pick-purse .' + +That's even as fair as , 'at hand , quoth the chamberlain' ; for thou variest no more from picking of purses than giving direction doth from labouring ; thou layest the plot how . + + +Good morrow , Master Gadshill . It holds current that I told you yesternight : there's a franklin in the wild of Kent hath brought three hundred marks with him in gold : I heard him tell it to one of his company last night at supper ; a kind of auditor ; one that hath abundance of charge too , God knows what . They are up already and call for eggs and butter : they will away presently . + +Sirrah , if they meet not with Saint Nicholas' clerks , I'll give thee this neck . + +No , I'll none of it : I prithee , keep that for the hangman ; for I know thou worship'st Saint Nicholas as truly as a man of falsehood may . + +What talkest thou to me of the hangman ? If I hang I'll make a fat pair of gallows ; for if I hang , old Sir John hangs with me , and thou knowest he's no starveling . Tut ! there are other Troyans that thou dreamest not of , the which for sport sake are content to do the profession some grace ; that would , if matters should be looked into , for their own credit sake make all whole . I am joined with no foot-land-rakers , no long-staff sixpenny strikers , none of these mad mustachio-purple-hued malt worms ; but with nobility and tranquillity , burgomasters and great oneyers such as can hold in , such as will strike sooner than speak , and speak sooner than drink , and drink sooner than pray : and yet I lie ; for they pray continually to their saint , the commonwealth ; or , rather , not pray to her , but prey on her , for they ride up and down on her and make her their boots . + +What ! the commonwealth their boots ? will she hold out water in foul way ? + +She will , she will ; justice hath liquored her . We steal as in a castle , cock-sure ; we have the receipt of fern-seed , we walk invisible . + +Nay , by my faith , I think you are more beholding to the night than to fern-seed for your walking invisible . + +Give me thy hand : thou shalt have a share in our purchase , as I am a true man . + +Nay , rather let me have it , as you are a false thief . + +Go to ; homo is a common name to all men . Bid the ostler bring my gelding out of the stable . Farewell , you muddy knave . + + +Come , shelter , shelter : I have removed Falstaff's horse , and he frets like a gummed velvet . + +Stand close . + + +Poins ! Poins , and be hanged ! Poins ! + +Peace , ye fat-kidneyed rascal ! What a brawling dost thou keep ! + +Where's Poins , Hal ? + +He is walked up to the top of the hill : I'll go seek him . + + +I am accursed to rob in that thief's company ; the rascal hath removed my horse and tied him I know not where . If I travel but four foot by the squire further afoot I shall break my wind . Well , I doubt not but to die a fair death for all this , if I 'scape hanging for killing that rogue . I have forsworn his company hourly any time this two-and-twenty years , and yet I am bewitched with the rogue's company . If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him , I'll be hanged : it could not be else : I have drunk medicines . Poins ! Hal ! a plague upon you both ! Bardolph ! Peto ! I'll starve ere I'll rob a foot further . An 'twere not as good a deed as drink to turn true man and leave these rogues , I am the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth . Eight yards of uneven ground is threescore and ten miles afoot with me , and the stony-hearted villains know it well enough . A plague upon't when thieves cannot be true one to another ! + +Whew ! A plague upon you all ! Give me my horse , you rogues ; give me my horse and be hanged . + +Peace , ye fatguts ! lie down : lay thine ear close to the ground , and list if thou canst hear the tread of travellers . + +Have you any levers to lift me up again , being down ? 'Sblood ! I'll not bear mine own flesh so far afoot again for all the coin in thy father's exchequer . What a plague mean ye to colt me thus ? + +Thou liest : thou art not colted ; thou art uncolted . + +I prithee , good Prince Hal , help me to my horse , good king's son . + +Out , you rogue ! shall I be your ostler ? + +Go , hang thyself in thine own heir apparent garters ! If I be ta'en I'll peach for this . An I have not ballads made on you all , and sung to filthy tunes , let a cup of sack be my poison : when a jest is so forward , and afoot too ! I hate it . + + +Stand . + +So I do , against my will . + +O ! 'tis our setter : I know his voice . + + +What news ? + +Case ye , case ye ; on with your vizards : there's money of the king's coming down the hill ; 'tis going to the king's exchequer . + +You lie , you rogue ; 'tis going to the king's tavern . + +There's enough to make us all . + +To be hanged . + +Sirs , you four shall front them in the narrow lane ; Ned Poins and I will walk lower : if they 'scape from your encounter then they light on us . + +How many be there of them ? + +Some eight or ten . + +'Zounds ! will they not rob us ? + +What ! a coward , Sir John Paunch ? + +Indeed , I am not John of Gaunt , your grandfather ; but yet no coward , Hal . + +Well , we leave that to the proof . + +Sirrah Jack , thy horse stands behind the hedge : when thou needst him there thou shalt find him . Farewell , and stand fast . + +Now cannot I strike him if I should be hanged . + +Ned , where are our disguises ? + +Here , hard by ; stand close . + + +Now my masters , happy man be his dole , say I : every man to his business . + + +Come , neighbour ; the boy shall lead our horses down the hill ; we'll walk afoot awhile , and ease our legs . + +Stand ! + +Jesu bless us ! + +Strike ; down with them ; cut the villains' throats : ah ! whoreson caterpillars ! bacon-fed knaves ! they hate us youth : down with them ; fleece them . + +O ! we are undone , both we and ours for ever . + +Hang ye , gorbellied knaves , are ye undone ? No , ye fat chuffs ; I would your store were here ! On , bacons , on ! What ! ye knaves , young men must live . You are grand-jurors are ye ? We'll jure ye , i' faith . + +The thieves have bound the true men . Now could thou and I rob the thieves and go merrily to London , it would be argument for a week , laughter for a month , and a good jest for ever . + +Stand close ; I hear them coming . + + +Come , my masters ; let us share , and then to horse before day . An the Prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards , there's no equity stirring : there's no more valour in that Poins than in a wild duck . + +Your money ! + +Villains ! + + +Got with much ease . Now merrily to horse : +The thieves are scatter'd and possess'd with fear +So strongly that they dare not meet each other ; +Each takes his fellow for an officer . +Away , good Ned . Falstaff sweats to death +And lards the lean earth as he walks along : +Were't not for laughing I should pity him . + +How the rogue roar'd ! + + +But for mine own part , my lord , I could be well contented to be there , in respect of the love I bear your house . + +He could be contented ; why is he not then ? In respect of the love he bears our house : he shows in this he loves his own barn better than he loves our house . Let me see some more . + +The purpose you undertake is dangerous ; + +Why , that's certain : 'tis dangerous to take a cold , to sleep , to drink ; but I tell you , my lord fool , out of this nettle , danger , we pluck this flower , safety . + +The purpose you undertake is dangerous ; the friends you have named uncertain ; the time itself unsorted ; and your whole plot too light for the counterpoise of so great an opposition . + +Say you so , say you so ? I say unto you again , you are a shallow cowardly hind , and you lie . What a lack-brain is this ! By the Lord , our plot is a good plot as ever was laid ; our friends true and constant : a good plot , good friends , and full of expectation ; an excellent plot , very good friends . What a frosty-spirited rogue is this ! Why , my Lord of York commends the plot and the general course of the action . 'Zounds ! an I were now by this rascal , I could brain him with his lady's fan . Is there not my father , my uncle , and myself ? Lord Edmund Mortimer , my Lord of York , and Owen Glendower ? Is there not besides the Douglas ? Have I not all their letters to meet me in arms by the ninth of the next month , and are they not some of them set forward already ? What a pagan rascal is this ! an infidel ! Ha ! you shall see now in very sincerity of fear and cold heart , will he to the king and lay open all our proceedings . O ! I could divide myself and go to buffets , for moving such a dish of skim milk with so honourable an action . Hang him ! let him tell the king ; we are prepared . I will set forward to-night . + +How now , Kate ! I must leave you within these two hours . + +O , my good lord ! why are you thus alone ? +For what offence have I this fortnight been +A banish'd woman from my Harry's bed ? +Tell me , sweet lord , what is't that takes from thee +Thy stomach , pleasure , and thy golden sleep ? +Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth , +And start so often when thou sitt'st alone ? +Why hast thou lost the fresh blood in thy cheeks , +And given my treasures and my rights of thee +To thick-eyed musing and curst melancholy ? +In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd , +And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars , +Speak terms of manage to thy bounding steed , +Cry , 'Courage ! to the field !' And thou hast talk'd +Of sallies and retires , of trenches , tents , +Of palisadoes , frontiers , parapets , +Of basilisks , of cannon , culverin , +Of prisoners' ransom , and of soldiers slain , +And all the currents of a heady fight . +Thy spirit within thee hath been so at war , +And thus hath so bestirr'd thee in thy sleep , +That beads of sweat have stood upon thy brow , +Like bubbles in a late-disturbed stream ; +And in thy face strange motions have appear'd , +Such as we see when men restrain their breath +On some great sudden hest . O ! what portents are these ? +Some heavy business hath my lord in hand , +And I must know it , else he loves me not . + +What , ho ! + +Is Gilliams with the packet gone ? + +He is , my lord , an hour ago . + +Hath Butler brought those horses from the sheriff ? + +One horse , my lord , he brought even now . + +What horse ? a roan , a crop-ear , is it not ? + +It is , my lord . + +That roan shall be my throne . +Well , I will back him straight : O , Esperance ! +Bid Butler lead him forth into the park . + + +But hear you , my lord . + +What sayst thou , my lady ? + +What is it carries you away ? + +Why , my horse , my love , my horse . + +Out , you mad-headed ape ! +A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen +As you are toss'd with . In faith , +I'll know your business , Harry , that I will . +I fear my brother Mortimer doth stir +About his title , and hath sent for you +To line his enterprise . But if you go + +So far afoot , I shall be weary , love . + +Come , come , you paraquito , answer me +Directly unto this question that I ask . +In faith , I'll break thy little finger , Harry , +An if thou wilt not tell me all things true . + +Away , +Away , you trifler ! Love ! I love thee not , +I care not for thee , Kate : this is no world +To play with mammets and to tilt with lips : +We must have bloody noses and crack'd crowns , +And pass them current too . God's me , my horse ! +What sayst thou , Kate ? what wouldst thou have with me ? + +Do you not love me ? do you not , indeed ? +Well , do not , then ; for since you love me not , +I will not love myself . Do you not love me ? +Nay , tell me if you speak in jest or no . + +Come , wilt thou see me ride ? +And when I am o' horseback , I will swear +I love thee infinitely . But hark you , Kate ; +I must not have you henceforth question me +Whither I go , nor reason whereabout . +Whither I must , I must ; and , to conclude , +This evening must I leave you , gentle Kate . +I know you wise ; but yet no further wise +Than Harry Percy's wife : constant you are , +But yet a woman : and for secrecy , +No lady closer ; for I well believe +Thou wilt not utter what thou dost not know ; +And so far will I trust thee , gentle Kate . + +How ! so far ? + +Not an inch further . But , hark you , Kate ; +Whither I go , thither shall you go too ; +To-day will I set forth , to-morrow you . +Will this content you , Kate ? + +It must , of force . + + +Ned , prithee , come out of that fat room , and lend me thy hand to laugh a little . + +Where hast been , Hal ? + +With three or four loggerheads amongst three or four score hogsheads . I have sounded the very base string of humility . Sirrah , I am sworn brother to a leash of drawers , and can call them all by their christen names , as Tom , Dick , and Francis . They take it already upon their salvation , that though I be but Prince of Wales , yet I am the king of courtesy ; and tell me flatly I am no proud Jack , like Falstaff , but a Corinthian , a lad of mettle , a good boy ,by the Lord , so they call me ,and when I am king of England , I shall command all the good lads in Eastcheap . They call drinking deep , dyeing scarlet ; and when you breathe in your watering , they cry 'hem !' and bid you play it off . To conclude , I am so good a proficient in one quarter of an hour , that I can drink with any tinker in his own language during my life . I tell thee , Ned , thou hast lost much honour that thou wert not with me in this action . But , sweet Ned ,to sweeten which name of Ned , I give thee this pennyworth of sugar , clapped even now into my hand by an underskinker , one that never spake other English in his life than 'Eight shillings and sixpence ,' and 'You are welcome ,' with this shrill addition ,'Anon , anon , sir ! Score a pint of bastard in the Half-moon ,' or so . But , Ned , to drive away the time till Falstaff come , I prithee do thou stand in some by-room , while I question my puny drawer to what end he gave me the sugar ; and do thou never leave calling 'Francis !' that his tale to me may be nothing but 'Anon .' Step aside , and I'll show thee a precedent . + +Francis ! + +Thou art perfect . + +Francis ! + +Anon , anon , sir . Look down into the Pomgarnet , Ralph . + +Come hither , Francis . + +My lord . + +How long hast thou to serve , Francis ? + +Forsooth , five years , and as much as to + +Francis ! + +Anon , anon , sir . + +Five years ! by'r lady a long lease for the clinking of pewter . But , Francis , darest thou be so valiant as to play the coward with thy indenture and show it a fair pair of heels and run from it ? + +O Lord , sir ! I'll be sworn upon all the books in England , I could find in my heart + +Francis ! + +Anon , sir . + +How old art thou , Francis ? + +Let me see about Michaelmas next I shall be + +Francis ! + +Anon , sir . Pray you , stay a little , my lord . + +Nay , but hark you , Francis . For the sugar thou gavest me , 'twas a pennyworth , was't not ? + +O Lord , sir ! I would it had been two . + +I will give thee for it a thousand pound : ask me when thou wilt and thou shalt have it . + +Francis ! + +Anon , anon . + +Anon , Francis ? No , Francis ; but to-morrow , Francis ; or , Francis , o' Thursday ; or , indeed , Francis , when thou wilt . But , Francis ! + +My lord ? + +Wilt thou rob this leathern-jerkin , crystal-button , knot-pated , agate-ring , pukestocking , caddis-garter , smooth-tongue , Spanish-pouch , + +O Lord , sir , who do you mean ? + +Why then , your brown bastard is your only drink ; for , look you , Francis , your white canvas doublet will sully . In Barbary , sir , it cannot come to so much . + +What , sir ? + +Francis ! + +Away , you rogue ! Dost thou not hear them call ? + +What ! standest thou still , and hearest such a calling ? Look to the guests within . + +My lord , old Sir John , with half a dozen more , are at the door : shall I let them in ? + +Let them alone awhile , and then open the door . + +Poins ! + + +Anon , anon , sir . + +Sirrah , Falstaff and the rest of the thieves are at the door : shall we be merry ? + +As merry as crickets , my lad . But hark ye ; what cunning match have you made with this jest of the drawer ? come , what's the issue ? + +I am now of all humours that have show'd themselves humours since the old days of goodman Adam to the pupil age of this present twelve o'clock at midnight . + +What's o'clock , Francis ? + +Anon , anon , sir . + + +That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a parrot , and yet the son of a woman ! His industry is up-stairs and down-stairs ; his eloquence the parcel of a reckoning . I am not yet of Percy's mind , the Hotspur of the North ; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots at a breakfast , washes his hands , and says to his wife , 'Fie upon this quiet life ! I want work .' 'O my sweet Harry ,' says she , 'how many hast thou killed to-day ?' 'Give my roan horse a drench ,' says he , and answers , 'Some fourteen ,' an hour after , 'a trifle , a trifle .' I prithee call in Falstaff : I'll play Percy , and that damned brawn shall play Dame Mortimer his wife . 'Rivo !' says the drunkard . Call in ribs , call in tallow . + + +Welcome , Jack : where hast thou been ? + +A plague of all cowards , I say , and a vengeance too ! marry , and amen ! Give me a cup of sack , boy . Ere I lead this life long , I'll sew nether-stocks and mend them and foot them too . A plague of all cowards ! Give me a cup of sack , rogue .Is there no virtue extant ? + + +Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter pitiful-hearted Titan , that melted at the sweet tale of the sun ? if thou didst then behold that compound . + +You rogue , here's lime in this sack too : there is nothing but roguery to be found in villanous man : yet a coward is worse than a cup of sack with lime in it , a villanous coward ! Go thy ways , old Jack ; die when thou wilt . If manhood , good manhood , be not forgot upon the face of the earth , then am I a shotten herring . There live not three good men unhanged in England , and one of them is fat and grows old : God help the while ! a bad world , I say . I would I were a weaver ; I could sing psalms or anything . A plague of all cowards , I say still . + +How now , wool-sack ! what mutter you ? + +A king's son ! If I do not beat thee out of thy kingdom with a dagger of lath , and drive all thy subjects afore thee like a flock of wild geese , I'll never wear hair on my face more . You Prince of Wales ! + +Why , you whoreson round man , what's the matter ? + +Are you not a coward ? answer me to that ; and Poins there ? + +'Zounds ! ye fat paunch , an ye call me coward , I'll stab thee . + +I call thee coward ! I'll see thee damned ere I call thee coward ; but I would give a thousand pound I could run as fast as thou canst . You are straight enough in the shoulders ; you care not who sees your back : call you that backing of your friends ? A plague upon such backing ! give me them that will face me . Give me a cup of sack : I am a rogue if I drunk to-day . + +O villain ! thy lips are scarce wiped since thou drunkest last . + +All's one for that . + +A plague of all cowards , still say I . + +What's the matter ? + +What's the matter ? there be four of us here have ta'en a thousand pound this day morning . + +Where is it , Jack ? where is it ? + +Where is it ! taken from us it is : a hundred upon poor four of us . + +What , a hundred , man ? + +I am a rogue , if I were not at half-sword with a dozen of them two hours together . I have 'scap'd by miracle . I am eight times thrust through the doublet , four through the hose ; my buckler out through and through ; my sword hacked like a hand-saw : ecce signum ! I never dealt better since I was a man : all would not do . A plague of all cowards ! Let them speak : if they speak more or less than truth , they are villains and the sons of darkness . + +Speak , sirs ; how was it ? + +We four set upon some dozen , + +Sixteen , at least , my lord . + +And bound them . + +No , no , they were not bound . + +You rogue , they were bound , every man of them ; or I am a Jew else , an Ebrew Jew . + +As we were sharing , some six or seven fresh men set upon us , + +And unbound the rest , and then come in the other . + +What , fought ye with them all ? + +All ! I know not what ye call all ; but if I fought not with fifty of them , I am a bunch of radish : if there were not two or three and fifty upon poor old Jack , then am I no two-legged creature . + +Pray God you have not murdered some of them . + +Nay , that's past praying for : I have peppered two of them : two I am sure I have paid , two rogues in buckram suits . I tell thee what , Hal , if I tell thee a lie , spit in my face , call me horse . Thou knowest my old ward ; here I lay , and thus I bore my point . Four rogues in buckram let drive at me , + +What , four ? thou saidst but two even now . + +Four , Hal ; I told thee four . + +Ay , ay , he said four . + +These four came all a-front , and mainly thrust at me . I made me no more ado but took all their seven points in my target , thus . + +Seven ? why , there were but four even now . + +In buckram . + +Ay , four , in buckram suits . + +Seven , by these hilts , or I am a villain else . + +Prithee , let him alone ; we shall have more anon . + +Dost thou hear me , Hal ? + +Ay , and mark thee too , Jack . + +Do so , for it is worth the listening to . +These nine in buckram that I told thee of , + +So , two more already . + +Their points being broken , + +Down fell their hose . + +Began to give me ground ; but I followed me close , came in foot and hand and with a thought seven of the eleven I paid . + +O monstrous ! eleven buckram men grown out of two . + +But , as the devil would have it , three misbegotten knaves in Kendal-green came at my back and let drive at me ; for it was so dark , Hal , that thou couldst not see thy hand . + +These lies are like the father that begets them ; gross as a mountain , open , palpable . Why , thou clay-brained guts , thou knotty-pated fool , thou whoreson , obscene , greasy tallowketch , + +What , art thou mad ? art thou mad ? is not the truth the truth ? + +Why , how couldst thou know these men in Kendal-green , when it was so dark thou couldst not see thy hand ? come , tell us your reason : what sayest thou to this ? + +Come , your reason , Jack , your reason . + +What , upon compulsion ? 'Zounds ! an I were at the strappado , or all the racks in the world , I would not tell you on compulsion . Give you a reason on compulsion ! If reasons were as plenty as blackberries I would give no man a reason upon compulsion , I . + +I'll be no longer guilty of this sin : this sanguine coward , this bed-presser , this horseback-breaker , this huge hill of flesh ; + +'Sblood , you starveling , you elf-skin , you dried neat's-tongue , you bull's pizzle , you stock-fish ! O ! for breath to utter what is like thee ; you tailor's yard , you sheath , you bow-case , you vile standing-tuck ; + +Well , breathe awhile , and then to it again ; and when thou hast tired thyself in base comparisons , hear me speak but this . + +Mark , Jack . + +We two saw you four set on four and you bound them , and were masters of their wealth . Mark now , how a plain tale shall put you down . Then did we two set on you four , and , with a word , out-faced you from your prize , and have it ; yea , and can show it you here in the house . And , Falstaff , you carried your guts away as nimbly , with as quick dexterity , and roared for mercy , and still ran and roared , as ever I heard bull-calf . What a slave art thou , to hack thy sword as thou hast done , and then say it was in fight ! What trick , what device , what starting-hole canst thou now find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame ? + +Come , let's hear , Jack ; what trick hast thou now ? + +By the Lord , I knew ye as well as he that made ye . Why , hear you , my masters : was it for me to kill the heir-apparent ? Should I turn upon the true prince ? Why , thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules ; but beware instinct ; the lion will not touch the true prince . Instinct is a great matter , I was a coward on instinct . I shall think the better of myself and thee during my life ; I for a valiant lion , and thou for a true prince . But , by the Lord , lads , I am glad you have the money . Hostess , clap to the doors : watch to-night , pray to-morrow . Gallants , lads , boys , hearts of gold , all the titles of good fellowship come to you ! What ! shall we be merry ? shall we have a play extempore ? + +Content ; and the argument shall be thy running away . + +Ah ! no more of that , Hal , an thou lovest me ! + + +O Jesu ! my lord the prince ! + +How now , my lady the hostess ! what sayest thou to me ? + +Marry , my lord , there is a nobleman of the court at door would speak with you : he says he comes from your father . + +Give him as much as will make him a royal man , and send him back again to my mother . + +What manner of man is he ? + +An old man . + +What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight ? Shall I give him his answer ? + +Prithee , do , Jack . + +Faith , and I'll send him packing . + + +Now , sirs : by'r lady , you fought fair ; so did you , Peto ; so did you , Bardolph : you are lions too , you ran away upon instinct , you will not touch the true prince ; no , fie ! + +Faith , I ran when I saw others run . + +Faith , tell me now in earnest , how came Falstaff's sword so hacked ? + +Why he hacked it with his dagger , and said he would swear truth out of England but he would make you believe it was done in fight , and persuaded us to do the like . + +Yea , and to tickle our noses with spear-grass to make them bleed , and then to beslubber our garments with it and swear it was the blood of true men . I did that I did not this seven year before ; I blushed to hear his monstrous devices . + +O villain ! thou stolest a cup of sack eighteen years ago , and wert taken with the manner , and ever since thou hast blushed extempore . Thou hadst fire and sword on thy side , and yet thou rannest away . What instinct hadst thou for it ? + +My lord , do you see these meteors ? do you behold these exhalations ? + +I do . + +What think you they portend ? + +Hot livers and cold purses . + +Choler , my lord , if rightly taken . + +No , if rightly taken , halter . + +Here comes lean Jack , here comes bare-bone .How now , my sweet creature of bombast ! How long is't ago , Jack , since thou sawest thine own knee ? + +My own knee ! when I was about thy years , Hal , I was not an eagle's talon in the waist ; I could have crept into any alderman's thumb-ring . A plague of sighing and grief ! it blows a man up like a bladder . There's villanous news abroad : here was Sir John Bracy from your father : you must to the court in the morning . That same mad fellow of the north , Percy , and he of Wales , that gave Amaimon the bastinado and made Lucifer cuckold , and swore the devil his true liegeman upon the cross of a Welsh hook what a plague call you him ? + +Owen Glendower . + +Owen , Owen , the same ; and his son-in-law Mortimer and old Northumberland ; and that sprightly Scot of Scots , Douglas , that runs o' horseback up a hill perpendicular . + +He that rides at high speed and with his pistol kills a sparrow flying . + +You have hit it . + +So did he never the sparrow . + +Well , that rascal hath good mettle in him ; he will not run . + +Why , what a rascal art thou then to praise him so for running ! + +O' horseback , ye cuckoo ! but , afoot he will not budge a foot . + +Yes , Jack , upon instinct . + +I grant ye , upon instinct . Well , he is there too , and one Mordake , and a thousand blue-caps more . Worcester is stolen away to-night ; thy father's beard is turned white with the news : you may buy land now as cheap as stinking mackerel . + +Why then , it is like , if there come a hot June and this civil buffeting hold , we shall buy maidenheads as they buy hob-nails , by the hundreds . + +By the mass , lad , thou sayest true ; it is like we shall have good trading that way . But tell me , Hal , art thou not horribly afeard ? thou being heir apparent , could the world pick thee out three such enemies again as that fiend Douglas , that spirit Percy , and that devil Glendower ? Art thou not horribly afraid ? doth not thy blood thrill at it ? + +Not a whit , i' faith ; I lack some of thy instinct . + +Well , thou wilt be horribly chid to-morrow when thou comest to thy father : if thou love me , practise an answer . + +Do thou stand for my father , and examine me upon the particulars of my life . + +Shall I ? content : this chair shall be my state , this dagger my sceptre , and this cushion my crown . + +Thy state is taken for a joint-stool , thy golden sceptre for a leaden dagger , and thy precious rich crown for a pitiful bald crown ! + +Well , an the fire of grace be not quite out of thee , now shalt thou be moved . Give me a cup of sack to make mine eyes look red , that it may be thought I have wept ; for I must speak in passion , and I will do it in King Cambyses' vein . + + +Well , here is my leg . + + +And here is my speech . Stand aside , nobility . + +O Jesu ! This is excellent sport , i' faith ! + +Weep not , sweet queen , for trickling tears are vain . + +O , the father ! how he holds his countenance . + +For God's sake , lords , convey my tristful queen , +For tears do stop the flood-gates of her eyes . + +O Jesu ! he doth it as like one of these harlotry players as ever I see ! + +Peace , good pint-pot ! peace , good tickle-brain ! Harry , I do not only marvel where thou spendest thy time , but also how thou art accompanied : for though the camomile , the more it is trodden on the faster it grows , yet youth , the more it is wasted the sooner it wears . That thou art my son , I have partly thy mother's word , partly my own opinion ; but chiefly , a villanous trick of thine eye and a foolish hanging of thy nether lip , that doth warrant me . If then thou be son to me , here lies the point ; why , being son to me , art thou so pointed at ? Shall the blessed sun of heaven prove a micher and eat blackberries ? a question not to be asked . Shall the son of England prove a thief and take purses ? a question to be asked . There is a thing , Harry , which thou hast often heard of , and it is known to many in our land by the name of pitch : this pitch , as ancient writers do report , doth defile ; so doth the company thou keepest ; for , Harry , now I do not speak to thee in drink , but in tears , not in pleasure but in passion , not in words only , but in woes also . And yet there is a virtuous man whom I have often noted in thy company , but I know not his name . + +What manner of man , an it like your majesty ? + +A goodly portly man , i' faith , and a corpulent ; of a cheerful look , a pleasing eye , and a most noble carriage ; and , as I think , his age some fifty , or by'r lady , inclining to threescore ; and now I remember me , his name is Falstaff : if that man should be lewdly given , he deceiveth me ; for , Harry , I see virtue in his looks . If then the tree may be known by the fruit , as the fruit by the tree , then , peremptorily I speak it , there is virtue in that Falstaff : him keep with , the rest banish . And tell me now , thou naughty varlet , tell me , where hast thou been this month ? + +Dost thou speak like a king ? Do thou stand for me , and I'll play my father . + +Depose me ? if thou dost it half so gravely , so majestically , both in word and matter , hang me up by the heels for a rabbit-sucker or a poulter's hare . + +Well , here I am set . + +And here I stand . Judge , my masters . + +Now , Harry ! whence come you ? + +My noble lord , from Eastcheap . + +The complaints I hear of thee are grievous . + +'Sblood , my lord , they are false : nay , +I'll tickle ye for a young prince , i' faith . + +Swearest thou , ungracious boy ? henceforth ne'er look on me . Thou art violently carried away from grace : there is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of a fat old man ; a tun of man is thy companion . Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours , that bolting-hutch of beastliness , that swoln parcel of dropsies , that huge bombard of sack , that stuffed cloak-bag of guts , that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly , that reverend vice , that grey iniquity , that father ruffian , that vanity in years ? Wherein is he good but to taste sack and drink it ? wherein neat and cleanly but to carve a capon and eat it ? wherein cunning but in craft ? wherein crafty but in villany ? wherein villanous but in all things ? wherein worthy but in nothing ? + +I would your Grace would take me with you : whom means your Grace ? + +That villanous abominable misleader of youth , Falstaff , that old white-bearded Satan . + +My lord , the man I know . + +I know thou dost . + +But to say I know more harm in him than in myself were to say more than I know . That he is old , the more the pity , his white hairs do witness it ; but that he is , saving your reverence , a whoremaster , that I utterly deny . If sack and sugar be a fault , God help the wicked ! If to be old and merry be a sin , then many an old host that I know is damned : if to be fat be to be hated , then Pharaoh's lean kine are to be loved . No , my good lord ; banish Peto , banish Bardolph , banish Poins ; but for sweet Jack Falstaff , kind Jack Falstaff , true Jack Falstaff , valiant Jack Falstaff , and therefore more valiant , being , as he is , old Jack Falstaff , banish not him thy Harry's company : banish not him thy Harry's company : banish plump Jack , and banish all the world . + +I do , I will . + + +O ! my lord , my lord , the sheriff with a most monstrous watch is at the door . + +Out , ye rogue ! Play out the play : I have much to say in the behalf of that Falstaff . + + +O Jesu ! my lord , my lord ! + +Heigh , heigh ! the devil rides upon a fiddle-stick : what's the matter ? + +The sheriff and all the watch are at the door : they are come to search the house . Shall I let them in ? + +Dost thou hear , Hal ? never call a true piece of gold a counterfeit : thou art essentially mad without seeming so . + +And thou a natural coward without instinct . + +I deny your major . If you will deny the sheriff , so ; if not , let him enter : if I become not a cart as well as another man , a plague on my bringing up ! I hope I shall as soon be strangled with a halter as another . + +Go , hide thee behind the arras : the rest walk up above . Now , my masters , for a true face and good conscience . + +Both which I have had ; but their date is out , and therefore I'll hide me . + + +Call in the sheriff . + +Now , master sheriff , what's your will with me ? + +First , pardon me , my lord . A hue and cry +Hath follow'd certain men unto this house . + +What men ? + +One of them is well known , my gracious lord , +A gross fat man . + +As fat as butter . + +The man , I do assure you , is not here , +For I myself at this time have employ'd him . +And , sheriff , I will engage my word to thee , +That I will , by to-morrow dinner-time , +Send him to answer thee , or any man , +For anything he shall be charg'd withal : +And so let me entreat you leave the house . + +I will , my lord . There are two gentlemen +Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks . + +It may be so : if he have robb'd these men , +He shall be answerable ; and so farewell . + +Good night , my noble lord . + +I think it is good morrow , is it not ? + +Indeed , my lord , I think it be two o'clock . + + +This oily rascal is known as well as Paul's . +Go , call him forth . + +Falstaff ! fast asleep behind the arras , and snorting like a horse . + +Hark , how hard he fetches breath . +Search his pockets . + +What hast thou found ? + +Nothing but papers , my lord . + +Let's see what they be : read them . + + +O monstrous ! but one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack ! What there is else , keep close ; we'll read it at more advantage . There let him sleep till day . I'll to the court in the morning . We must all to the wars , and thy place shall be honourable . I'll procure this fat rogue a charge of foot ; and , I know , his death will be a march of twelve-score . The money shall be paid back again with advantage . Be with me betimes in the morning ; and so good morrow , Peto . + +Good morrow , good my lord . + +These promises are fair , the parties sure , +And our induction full of prosperous hope . + +Lord Mortimer , and cousin Glendower , +Will you sit down ? +And uncle Worcester : a plague upon it ! +I have forgot the map . + +No , here it is . +Sit , cousin Percy ; sit , good cousin Hotspur ; +For by that name as oft as Lancaster +Doth speak of you , his cheek looks pale and with +A rising sigh he wishes you in heaven . + +And you in hell , as often as he hears +Owen Glendower spoke of . + +I cannot blame him : at my nativity +The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes , +Of burning cressets ; and at my birth +The frame and huge foundation of the earth +Shak'd like a coward . + +Why , so it would have done at the same season , if your mother's cat had but kittened , though yourself had never been born . + +I say the earth did shake when I was born . + +And I say the earth was not of my mind , +If you suppose as fearing you it shook . + +The heavens were all on fire , the earth did tremble . + +O ! then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire , +And not in fear of your nativity . +Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth +In strange eruptions ; oft the teeming earth +Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd +By the imprisoning of unruly wind +Within her womb ; which , for enlargement striving , +Shakes the old beldam earth , and topples down +Steeples and moss-grown towers . At your birth +Our grandam earth , having this distemperature , +In passion shook . + +Cousin , of many men +I do not bear these crossings . Give me leave +To tell you once again that at my birth +The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes , +The goats ran from the mountains , and the herds +Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields . +These signs have mark'd me extraordinary ; +And all the courses of my life do show +I am not in the roll of common men . +Where is he living , clipp'd in with the sea +That chides the banks of England , Scotland , Wales , +Which calls me pupil , or hath read to me ? +And bring him out that is but woman's son +Can trace me in the tedious ways of art +And hold me pace in deep experiments . + +I think there's no man speaks better Welsh . +I'll to dinner . + +Peace , cousin Percy ! you will make him mad . + +I can call spirits from the vasty deep . + +Why , so can I , or so can any man ; +But will they come when you do call for them ? + +Why , I can teach thee , cousin , to command +The devil . + +And I can teach thee , coz , to shame the devil +By telling truth : tell truth and shame the devil . +If thou have power to raise him , bring him hither , +And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence . +O ! while you live , tell truth and shame the devil ! + +Come , come ; +No more of this unprofitable chat . + +Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head +Against my power ; thrice from the banks of Wye +And sandy-bottom'd Severn have I sent him +Bootless home and weather-beaten back . + +Home without boots , and in foul weather too ! +How 'scapes he agues , in the devil's name ? + +Come , here's the map : shall we divide our right +According to our threefold order ta'en ? + +The archdeacon hath divided it +Into three limits very equally . +England , from Trent and Severn hitherto , +By south and east , is to my part assign'd : +All westward , Wales beyond the Severn shore , +And all the fertile land within that bound , +To Owen Glendower : and , dear coz , to you +The remnant northward , lying off from Trent . +And our indentures tripartite are drawn , +Which being sealed interchangeably , +A business that this night may execute , +To-morrow , cousin Percy , you and I +And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth +To meet your father and the Scottish power , +As is appointed us , at Shrewsbury . +My father Glendower is not ready yet , +Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days . + + +Within that space you may have drawn together +Your tenants , friends , and neighbouring gentlemen . + +A shorter time shall send me to you , lords ; +And in my conduct shall your ladies come , +From whom you now must steal and take no leave ; +For there will be a world of water shed +Upon the parting of your wives and you . + +Methinks my moiety , north from Burton here , +In quantity equals not one of yours : +See how this river comes me cranking in , +And cuts me from the best of all my land +A huge half-moon , a monstrous cantle out . +I'll have the current in this place damm'd up , +And here the smug and silver Trent shall run +In a new channel , fair and evenly : +It shall not wind with such a deep indent , +To rob me of so rich a bottom here . + +Not wind ! it shall , it must ; you see it doth . + +Yea , but +Mark how he bears his course , and runs me up +With like advantage on the other side ; +Gelding the opposed continent as much , +As on the other side it takes from you . + +Yea , but a little charge will trench him here , +And on this north side win this cape of land ; +And then he runs straight and even . + +I'll have it so ; a little charge will do it . + +I will not have it alter'd . + +Will not you ? + +No , nor you shall not . + +Who shall say me nay ? + +Why , that will I . + +Let me not understand you then : +Speak it in Welsh . + +I can speak English , lord , as well as you , +For I was train'd up in the English court ; +Where , being but young , I framed to the harp +Many an English ditty lovely well , +And gave the tongue an helpful ornament ; +A virtue that was never seen in you . + +Marry , and I'm glad of it with all my heart . +I had rather be a kitten , and cry mew +Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers ; +I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd , +Or a dry wheel grate on the axle-tree ; +And that would set my teeth nothing on edge , +Nothing so much as mincing poetry : +'Tis like the forc'd gait of a shuffling nag . + +Come , you shall have Trent turn'd . + +I do not care : I'll give thrice so much land +To any well-deserving friend ; +But in the way of bargain , mark you me , +I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair . +Are the indentures drawn ? shall we be gone ? + +The moon shines fair , you may away by night : +I'll haste the writer and withal +Break with your wives of your departure hence : +I am afraid my daughter will run mad , +So much she doteth on her Mortimer . + + +Fie , cousin Percy ! how you cross my father ! + +I cannot choose : sometimes he angers me +With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant , +Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies , +And of a dragon , and a finless fish , +A clip-wing'd griffin , and a moulten raven , +A couching lion , and a ramping cat , +And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff +As puts me from my faith . I'll tell thee what ; +He held me last night at least nine hours +In reckoning up the several devils' names +That were his lackeys : I cried 'hum !' and 'well , go to .' +But mark'd him not a word . O ! he's as tedious +As a tired horse , a railing wife ; +Worse than a smoky house . I had rather live +With cheese and garlick in a windmill , far , +Than feed on cates and have him talk to me +In any summer-house in Christendom . + +In faith , he is a worthy gentleman , +Exceedingly well read , and profited +In strange concealments , valiant as a lion +And wondrous affable , and as bountiful +As mines of India . Shall I tell you , cousin ? +He holds your temper in a high respect , +And curbs himself even of his natural scope +When you do cross his humour ; faith , he does . +I warrant you , that man is not alive +Might so have tempted him as you have done , +Without the taste of danger and reproof : +But do not use it oft , let me entreat you . + +In faith , my lord , you are too wilfulblame ; +And since your coming hither have done enough +To put him quite beside his patience . +You must needs learn , lord , to amend this fault : +Though sometimes it show greatness , courage , blood , +And that's the dearest grace it renders you , +Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage , +Defect of manners , want of government , +Pride , haughtiness , opinion , and disdain : +The least of which haunting a nobleman +Loseth men's hearts and leaves behind a stain +Upon the beauty of all parts besides , +Beguiling them of commendation . + +Well , I am school'd ; good manners be your speed ! +Here come our wives , and let us take our leave . + + +This is the deadly spite that angers me , +My wife can speak no English , I no Welsh . + +My daughter weeps ; she will not part with you : +She'll be a soldier too : she'll to the wars . + +Good father , tell her that she and my aunt Percy , +Shall follow in your conduct speedily . + + +She's desperate here ; a peevish self-will'd harlotry , one that no persuasion can do good upon . + + +I understand thy looks : that pretty Welsh +Which thou pour'st down from these swelling heavens +I am too perfect in ; and , but for shame , +In such a parley would I answer thee . + +I understand thy kisses and thou mine , +And that's a feeling disputation : +But I will never be a truant , love , +Till I have learn'd thy language ; for thy tongue +Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd , +Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower , +With ravishing division , to her lute . + +Nay , if you melt , then will she run mad . + + +O ! I am ignorance itself in this . + +She bids you +Upon the wanton rushes lay you down +And rest your gentle head upon her lap , +And she will sing the song that pleaseth you , +And on your eye-lids crown the god of sleep , +Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness , +Making such difference 'twixt wake and sleep +As is the difference between day and night +The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team +Begins his golden progress in the east . + +With all my heart I'll sit and hear her sing : +By that time will our book , I think , be drawn . + +Do so ; +And those musicians that shall play to you +Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence , +And straight they shall be here : sit , and attend . + +Come , Kate , thou art perfect in lying down : come , quick , quick , that I may lay my head in thy lap . + +Go , ye giddy goose . + + +Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh ; +And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous . +By'r lady , he's a good musician . + +Then should you be nothing but musical for you are altogether governed by humours . Lie still , ye thief , and hear the lady sing in Welsh . + +I had rather hear Lady , my brach , how ! in Irish . + +Wouldst thou have thy head broken ? + +No . + +Then be still . + +Neither ; 'tis a woman's fault . + +Now , God help thee ! + +To the Welsh lady's bed . + +What's that ? + +Peace ! she sings . + + +Come , Kate , I'll have your song too . + +Not mine , in good sooth . + +Not yours , 'in good sooth !' Heart ! you swear like a comfit-maker's wife ! Not you , 'in good sooth ;' and , 'as true as I live ;' and , 'as God shall mend me ;' and , 'as sure as day :' +And giv'st such sarcenet surety for thy oaths , +As if thou never walk'dst further than Finsbury . +Swear me , Kate , like a lady as thou art , +A good mouth-filling oath ; and leave 'in sooth ,' +And such protest of pepper-gingerbread , +To velvet-guards and Sunday-citizens . +Come , sing . + +I will not sing . + +'Tis the next way to turn tailor or be red-breast teacher . An the indentures be drawn , I'll away within these two hours ; and so , come in when ye will . + + +Come , come , Lord Mortimer ; you are as slow +As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go . +By this our book is drawn ; we will but seal , +And then to horse immediately . + +With all my heart . + + +Lords , give us leave ; the Prince of Wales and I +Must have some private conference : but be near at hand , +For we shall presently have need of you . + +I know not whether God will have it so , +For some displeasing service I have done , +That , in his secret doom , out of my blood +He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me ; +But thou dost in thy passages of life +Make me believe that thou art only mark'd +For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven +To punish my mistreadings . Tell me else , +Could such inordinate and low desires , +Such poor , such bare , such lewd , such mean attempts , +Such barren pleasures , rude society , +As thou art match'd withal and grafted to , +Accompany the greatness of thy blood +And hold their level with thy princely heart ? + +So please your majesty , I would I could +Quit all offences with as clear excuse +As well as I am doubtless I can purge +Myself of many I am charg'd withal : +Yet such extenuation let me beg , +As , in reproof of many tales devis'd , +Which oft the ear of greatness needs must hear , +By smiling pick-thanks and base newsmongers , +I may , for some things true , wherein my youth +Hath faulty wander'd and irregular , +Find pardon on my true submission . + +God pardon thee ! yet let me wonder , Harry , +At thy affections , which do hold a wing +Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors . +Thy place in council thou hast rudely lost , +Which by thy younger brother is supplied , +And art almost an alien to the hearts +Of all the court and princes of my blood . +The hope and expectation of thy time +Is ruin'd , and the soul of every man +Prophetically do forethink thy fall . +Had I so lavish of my presence been , +So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men , +So stale and cheap to vulgar company , +Opinion , that did help me to the crown , +Had still kept loyal to possession +And left me in reputeless banishment , +A fellow of no mark nor likelihood . +By being seldom seen , I could not stir , +But like a comet I was wonder'd at ; +That men would tell their children , 'This is he ;' +Others would say , 'Where ? which is Bolingbroke ?' +And then I stole all courtesy from heaven , +And dress'd myself in such humility +That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts , +Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths , +Even in the presence of the crowned king . +Thus did I keep my person fresh and new ; +My presence , like a robe pontifical , +Ne'er seen but wonder'd at : and so my state , +Seldom but sumptuous , showed like a feast , +And won by rareness such solemnity . +The skipping king , he ambled up and down +With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits , +Soon kindled and soon burnt ; carded his state , +Mingled his royalty with capering fools , +Had his great name profaned with their scorns , +And gave his countenance , against his name , +To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push +Of every beardless vain comparative ; +Grew a companion to the common streets , +Enfeoff'd himself to popularity ; +That , being daily swallow'd by men's eyes , +They surfeited with honey and began +To loathe the taste of sweetness , whereof a little +More than a little is by much too much . +So , when he had occasion to be seen , +He was but as the cuckoo is in June , +Heard , not regarded ; seen , but with such eyes +As , sick and blunted with community , +Afford no extraordinary gaze , +Such as is bent on sun-like majesty +When it shines seldom in admiring eyes ; +But rather drows'd and hung their eyelids down , +Slept in his face , and render'd such aspect +As cloudy men use to their adversaries , +Being with his presence glutted , gorg'd , and full . +And in that very line , Harry , stand'st thou ; +For thou hast lost thy princely privilege +With vile participation : not an eye +But is aweary of thy common sight , +Save mine , which hath desir'd to see thee more ; +Which now doth that I would not have it do , +Make blind itself with foolish tenderness . + +I shall hereafter , my thrice gracious lord , +Be more myself . + +For all the world , +As thou art to this hour was Richard then +When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh ; +And even as I was then is Percy now . +Now , by my sceptre and my soul to boot , +He hath more worthy interest to the state +Than thou the shadow of succession ; +For of no right , nor colour like to right , +He doth fill fields with harness in the realm , +Turns head against the lion's armed jaws , +And , being no more in debt to years than thou , +Leads ancient lords and reverend bishops on +To bloody battles and to bruising arms . +What never-dying honour hath he got +Against renowned Douglas ! whose high deeds , +Whose hot incursions and great name in arms , +Holds from all soldiers chief majority , +And military title capital , +Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ . +Thrice hath this Hotspur , Mars in swathling clothes , +This infant warrior , in his enterprises +Discomfited great Douglas ; ta'en him once , +Enlarged him and made a friend of him , +To fill the mouth of deep defiance up +And shake the peace and safety of our throne . +And what say you to this ? Percy , Northumberland , +The Archbishop's Grace of York , Douglas , Mortimer , +Capitulate against us and are up . +But wherefore do I tell these news to thee ? +Why , Harry , do I tell thee of my foes , +Which art my near'st and dearest enemy ? +Thou that art like enough , through vassal fear , +Base inclination , and the start of spleen , +To fight against me under Percy's pay , +To dog his heels , and curtsy at his frowns , +To show how much thou art degenerate . + +Do not think so ; you shall not find it so : +And God forgive them , that so much have sway'd +Your majesty's good thoughts away from me ! +I will redeem all this on Percy's head , +And in the closing of some glorious day +Be bold to tell you that I am your son ; +When I will wear a garment all of blood +And stain my favours in a bloody mask , +Which , wash'd away , shall scour my shame with it : +And that shall be the day , whene'er it lights , +That this same child of honour and renown , +This gallant Hotspur , this all-praised knight , +And your unthought of Harry chance to meet . +For every honour sitting on his helm , +Would they were multitudes , and on my head +My shames redoubled !for the time will come +That I shall make this northern youth exchange +His glorious deeds for my indignities . +Percy is but my factor , good my lord , +To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf ; +And I will call him to so strict account +That he shall render every glory up , +Yea , even the slightest worship of his time , +Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart . +This , in the name of God , I promise here : +The which , if he be pleas'd I shall perform , +I do beseech your majesty may salve +The long-grown wounds of my intemperance : +If not , the end of life cancels all bands , +And I will die a hundred thousand deaths +Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow . + +A hundred thousand rebels die in this : +Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein . + +How now , good Blunt ! thy looks are full of speed . + +So hath the business that I come to speak of . +Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word +That Douglas and the English rebels met , +The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury . +A mighty and a fearful head they are , +If promises be kept on every hand , +As ever offer'd foul play in a state . + +The Earl of Westmoreland set forth to-day , +With him my son , Lord John of Lancaster ; +For this advertisement is five days old . +On Wednesday next , Harry , you shall set forward ; +On Thursday we ourselves will march : our meeting +Is Bridgenorth ; and Harry , you shall march +Through Gloucestershire ; by which account , +Our business valued , some twelve days hence +Our general forces at Bridgenorth shall meet . +Our hands are full of business : let's away ; +Advantage feeds him fat while men delay . + + +Bardolph , am I not fallen away vilely since this last action ? do I not bate ? do I not dwindle ? Why , my skin hangs about me like an old lady's loose gown ; I am withered like an old apple-john . Well , I'll repent , and that suddenly , while I am in some liking ; I shall be out of heart shortly , and then I shall have no strength to repent . An I have not forgotten what the inside of a church is made of , I am a peppercorn , a brewer's horse : the inside of a church ! Company , villanous company , hath been the spoil of me . + +Sir John , you are so fretful , you cannot live long . + +Why , there is it : come , sing me a bawdy song ; make me merry . I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need to be ; virtuous enough : swore little ; diced not above seven times a week ; went to a bawdy-house not above once in a quarter of an hour ; paid money that I borrowed three or four times ; lived well and in good compass ; and now I live out of all order , out of all compass . + +Why , you are so fat , Sir John , that you must needs be out of all compass , out of all reasonable compass , Sir John . + +Do thou amend thy face , and I'll amend my life : thou art our admiral , thou bearest the lanthorn in the poop , but 'tis in the nose of thee : thou art the Knight of the Burning Lamp . + +Why , Sir John , my face does you no harm . + +No , I'll be sworn ; I make as good use of it as many a man doth of a Death's head , or a memento mori : I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire and Dives that lived in purple ; for there he is in his robes , burning , burning . If thou wert any way given to virtue , I would swear by thy face ; my oath should be , 'By this fire , that's God's angel :' but thou art altogether given over , and wert indeed , but for the light in thy face , the son of utter darkness . When thou rannest up Gadshill in the night to catch my horse , if I did not think thou hadst been an igius fatuus or a ball of wildfire , there's no purchase in money . O ! thou art a perpetual triumph , an everlasting bonfire-light . Thou hast saved me a thousand marks in links and torches , walking with thee in the night betwixt tavern and tavern : but the sack that thou hast drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap at the dearest chandler's in Europe . I have maintained that salamander of yours with fire any time this two-and-thirty years ; God reward me for it ! + +'Sblood , I would my face were in your belly . + +God-a-mercy ! so should I be sure to be heart-burned . + +How now , Dame Partlet the hen ! have you inquired yet who picked my pocket ? + +Why , Sir John , what do you think , Sir John ? Do you think I keep thieves in my house ? I have searched , I have inquired , so has my husband , man by man , boy by boy , servant by servant : the tithe of a hair was never lost in my house before . + +You lie , hostess : Bardolph was shaved and lost many a hair ; and I'll be sworn my pocket was picked . Go to , you are a woman ; go . + +Who , I ? No ; I defy thee : God's light ! +I was never called so in my own house before . + +Go to , I know you well enough . + +No , Sir John ; you do not know me , Sir John : I know you , Sir John : you owe me money , Sir John , and now you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it : I bought you a dozen of shirts to your back . + +Dowlas , filthy dowlas : I have given them away to bakers' wives , and they have made bolters of them . + +Now , as I am true woman , holland of eight shillings an ell . You owe money here besides , Sir John , for your diet and by-drinkings , and money lent you , four-and-twenty pound . + +He had his part of it ; let him pay . + +He ! alas ! he is poor ; he hath nothing . + +How ! poor ? look upon his face ; what call you rich ? let them coin his nose , let them coin his cheeks . I'll not pay a denier . What ! will you make a younker of me ? shall I not take mine ease in mine inn but I shall have my pocket picked ? I have lost a seal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark . + +O Jesu ! I have heard the prince tell him , I know not how oft , that that ring was copper . + +How ! the prince is a Jack , a sneak-cup ; 'sblood ! an he were here , I would cudgel him like a dog , if he would say so . + + +How now , lad ! is the wind in that door , i' faith ? must we all march ? + +Yea , two and two , Newgate fashion . + +My lord , I pray you , hear me . + +What sayest thou , Mistress Quickly ? +How does thy husband ? I love him well , he is an honest man . + +Good my lord , hear me . + +Prithee , let her alone , and list to me . + +What sayest thou , Jack ? + +The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras and had my pocket picked : this house is turned bawdy-house ; they pick pockets . + +What didst thou lose , Jack ? + +Wilt thou believe me , Hal ? three or four bonds of forty pound a-piece , and a seal-ring of my grandfather's . + +A trifle ; some eight-penny matter . + +So I told him , my lord ; and I said I heard your Grace say so : and , my lord , he speaks most vilely of you , like a foul-mouthed man as he is , and said he would cudgel you . + +What ! he did not ? + +There's neither faith , truth , nor womanhood in me else . + +There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune ; nor no more truth in thee than in a drawn fox ; and for womanhood , Maid Marian may be the deputy's wife of the ward to thee . Go , you thing , go . + +Say , what thing ? what thing ? + +What thing ! why , a thing to thank God on . + +I am no thing to thank God on , I would thou shouldst know it ; I am an honest man's wife ; and , setting thy knighthood aside , thou art a knave to call me so . + +Setting thy womanhood aside , thou art a beast to say otherwise . + +Say , what beast , thou knave thou ? + +What beast ! why , an otter . + +An otter , Sir John ! why , an otter ? + +Why ? she's neither fish nor flesh ; a man knows not where to have her . + +Thou art an unjust man in saying so : thou or any man knows where to have me , thou knave thou ! + +Thou sayest true , hostess ; and he slanders thee most grossly . + +So he doth you , my lord ; and said this other day you ought him a thousand pound . + +Sirrah ! do I owe you a thousand pound ? + +A thousand pound , Hal ! a million : thy love is worth a million ; thou owest me thy love . + +Nay , my lord , he called you Jack , and said he would cudgel you . + +Did I , Bardolph ? + +Indeed , Sir John , you said so . + +Yea ; if he said my ring was copper . + +I say 'tis copper : darest thou be as good as thy word now ? + +Why , Hal , thou knowest , as thou art but man , I dare ; but as thou art prince , I fear thee as I fear the roaring of the lion s whelp . + +And why not as the lion ? + +The king himself is to be feared as the lion : dost thou think I'll fear thee as I fear thy father ? nay , an I do , I pray God my girdle break ! + +O ! if it should , how would thy guts fall about thy knees . But , sirrah , there's no room for faith , truth , or honesty in this bosom of thine ; it is all filled up with guts and midriff . Charge an honest woman with picking thy pocket ! Why , thou whoreson , impudent , embossed rascal , if there were any thing in thy pocket but tavern reckonings , memorandums of bawdy-houses , and one poor pennyworth of sugar-candy to make thee long-winded ; if thy pocket were enriched with any other injuries but these , I am a villain . And yet you will stand to it , you will not pocket up wrong . Art thou not ashamed ? + +Dost thou hear , Hal ? thou knowest in the state of innocency Adam fell ; and what should poor Jack Falstaff do in the days of villany ? Thou seest I have more flesh than another man , and therefore more frailty . You confess then , you picked my pocket ? + +It appears so by the story . + +Hostess , I forgive thee . Go make ready breakfast ; love thy husband , look to thy servants , cherish thy guests : thou shalt find me tractable to any honest reason : thou seest I am pacified . Still ! Nay prithee , be gone . + +Now , Hal , to the news at court : for the robbery , lad , how is that answered ? + +O ! my sweet beef , I must still be good angel to thee : the money is paid back again . + +O ! I do not like that paying back ; 'tis a double labour . + +I am good friends with my father and may do anything . + +Rob me the exchequer the first thing thou dost , and do it with unwashed hands too . + +Do , my lord . + +I have procured thee , Jack , a charge of foot . + +I would it had been of horse . Where shall I find one that can steal well ? O ! for a fine thief , of the age of two-and-twenty , or thereabouts ; I am heinously unprovided . Well , God be thanked for these rebels ; they offend none but the virtuous : I laud them , I praise them . + +Bardolph ! + +My lord ? + +Go bear this letter to Lord John of Lancaster , +To my brother John ; this to my Lord of Westmoreland . +Go , Poins , to horse , to horse ! for thou and I +Have thirty miles to ride ere dinner-time . +Jack , meet me to-morrow in the Temple-hall +At two o'clock in the afternoon : +There shalt thou know thy charge , and there receive +Money and order for their furniture . +The land is burning ; Percy stands on high ; +And either we or they must lower lie . + + +Rare words ! brave world ! Hostess , my breakfast ; come ! +O ! I could wish this tavern were my drum . + +Well said , my noble Scot : if speaking truth +In this fine age were not thought flattery , +Such attribution should the Douglas have , +As not a soldier of this season's stamp +Should go so general current through the world . +By God , I cannot flatter ; do defy +The tongues of soothers ; but a braver place +In my heart's love hath no man than yourself . +Nay , task me to my word ; approve me , lord . + +Thou art the king of honour : +No man so potent breathes upon the ground +But I will beard him . + +Do so , and 'tis well . + + +What letters hast thou there ? + + +I can but thank you . + +These letters come from your father . + +Letters from him ! why comes he not himself ? + +He cannot come , my lord : he's grievous sick . + +'Zounds ! how has he the leisure to be sick +In such a justling time ? Who leads his power ? +Under whose government come they along ? + +His letters bear his mind , not I , my lord . + +I prithee , tell me , doth he keep his bed ? + +He did , my lord , four days ere I set forth ; +And at the time of my departure thence +He was much fear'd by his physicians . + +I would the state of time had first been whole +Ere he by sickness had been visited : +His health was never better worth than now . + +Sick now ! droop now ! this sickness doth infect +The very life-blood of our enterprise ; +'Tis catching hither , even to our camp , +He writes me here , that inward sickness +And that his friends by deputation could not +So soon be drawn ; nor did he think it meet +To lay so dangerous and dear a trust +On any soul remov'd but on his own . +Yet doth he give us bold advertisement , +That with our small conjunction we should on , +To see how fortune is dispos'd to us ; +For , as he writes , there is no quailing now , +Because the king is certainly possess'd +Of all our purposes . What say you to it ? + +Your father's sickness is a maim to us . + +A perilous gash , a very limb lopp'd off : +And yet , in faith , 'tis not ; his present want +Seems more than we shall find it . Were it good +To set the exact wealth of all our states +All at one cast ? to set so rich a main +On the nice hazard of one doubtful hour ? +It were not good ; for therein should we read +The very bottom and the soul of hope , +The very list , the very utmost bound +Of all our fortunes . + +Faith , and so we should ; +Where now remains a sweet reversion : +We may boldly spend upon the hope of what +Is to come in : +A comfort of retirement lives in this . + +A rendezvous , a home to fly unto , +If that the devil and mischance look big +Upon the maidenhead of our affairs . + +But yet , I would your father had been here . +The quality and hair of our attempt +Brooks no division . It will be thought +By some , that know not why he is away , +That wisdom , loyalty , and mere dislike +Of our proceedings , kept the earl from hence . +And think how such an apprehension +May turn the tide of fearful faction +And breed a kind of question in our cause ; +For well you know we of the offering side +Must keep aloof from strict arbitrement , +And stop all sight-holes , every loop from whence +The eye of reason may pry in upon us : +This absence of your father's draws a curtain , +That shows the ignorant a kind of fear +Before not dreamt of . + +You strain too far . +I rather of his absence make this use : +It lends a lustre and more great opinion , +A larger dare to our great enterprise , +Than if the earl were here ; for men must think , +If we without his help , can make a head +To push against the kingdom , with his help +We shall o'erturn it topsy-turvy down . +Yet all goes well , yet all our joints are whole . + +As heart can think : there is not such a word +Spoke of in Scotland as this term of fear . + + +My cousin Vernon ! welcome , by my soul . + +Pray God my news be worth a welcome , lord . +The Earl of Westmoreland , seven thousand strong , +Is marching hitherwards ; with him Prince John . + +No harm : what more ? + +And further , I have learn'd , +The king himself in person is set forth , +Or hitherwards intended speedily , +With strong and mighty preparation . + +He shall be welcome too . Where is his son , +The nimble-footed madcap Prince of Wales , +And his comrades , that daff'd the world aside , +And bid it pass ? + +All furnish'd , all in arms , +All plum'd like estridges that wing the wind , +Baited like eagles having lately bath'd , +Glittering in golden coats , like images , +As full of spirit as the month of May , +And gorgeous as the sun at midsummer , +Wanton as youthful goats , wild as young bulls . +I saw young Harry , with his beaver on , +His cushes on his thighs , gallantly arm'd , +Rise from the ground like feather'd Mercury , +And vaulted with such ease into his seat , +As if an angel dropp'd down from the clouds , +To turn and wind a fiery Pegasus +And witch the world with noble horsemanship . + +No more , no more : worse than the sun in March +This praise doth nourish agues . Let them come ; +They come like sacrifices in their trim , +And to the fire-ey'd maid of smoky war +All hot and bleeding will we offer them : +The mailed Mars shall on his altar sit +Up to the ears in blood . I am on fire +To hear this rich reprisal is so nigh +And yet not ours . Come , let me taste my horse , +Who is to bear me like a thunderbolt +Against the bosom of the Prince of Wales : +Harry to Harry shall , hot horse to horse , +Meet and ne'er part till one drop down a corse . +O ! that Glendower were come . + +There is more news : +I learn'd in Worcester , as I rode along , +He cannot draw his power these fourteen days . + +That's the worst tidings that I hear of yet . + +Ay , by my faith , that bears a frosty sound . + +What may the king's whole battle reach unto ? + +To thirty thousand . + +Forty let it be : +My father and Glendower being both away , +The powers of us may serve so great a day . +Come , let us take a muster speedily : +Doomsday is near ; die all , die merrily . + +Talk not of dying : I am out of fear +Of death or death's hand for this one half year . + + +Bardolph , get thee before to Coventry ; fill me a bottle of sack : our soldiers shall march through : we'll to Sutton-Co'fil' to-night . + +Will you give me money , captain ? + +Lay out , lay out . + +This bottle makes an angel . + +An if it do , take it for thy labour ; and if it make twenty , take them all , I'll answer the coinage . Bid my Lieutenant Peto meet me at the town's end . + +I will , captain : farewell . + + +If I be not ashamed of my soldiers , I am a soused gurnet . I have misused the king's press damnably . I have got , in exchange of a hundred and fifty soldiers , three hundred and odd pounds . I press me none but good householders , yeomen's sons ; inquire me out contracted bachelors , such as had been asked twice on the banns ; such a commodity of warm slaves , as had as lief hear the devil as a drum ; such as fear the report of a caliver worse than a struck fowl or a hurt wild-duck . I pressed me none but such toasts-and-butter , with hearts in their bellies no bigger than pins' heads , and they have bought out their services ; and now my whole charge consists of ancients , corporals , lieutenants , gentlemen of companies , slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the painted cloth , where the glutton's dogs licked his sores ; and such as indeed were never soldiers , but discarded unjust serving-men , younger sons to younger brothers , revolted tapsters and ostlers trade-fallen , the cankers of a calm world and a long peace ; ten times more dishonourable ragged than an old faced ancient : and such have I , to fill up the rooms of them that have bought out their services , that you would think that I had a hundred and fifty tattered prodigals , lately come from swine-keeping , from eating draff and husks . A mad fellow met me on the way and told me I had unloaded all the gibbets and pressed the dead bodies . No eye hath seen such scarecrows . I'll not march through Coventry with them , that's flat : nay , and the villains march wide betwixt the legs , as if they had gyves on ; for , indeed I had the most of them out of prison . There's but a shirt and a half in all my company ; and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the shoulders like a herald's coat without sleeves ; and the shirt , to say the truth , stolen from my host at Saint Alban's , or the red-nose inn-keeper of Daventry . But that's all one ; they'll find linen enough on every hedge . + + +How now , blown Jack ! how now , quilt ! + +What , Hal ! How now , mad wag ! what a devil dost thou in Warwickshire ? My good Lord of Westmoreland , I cry you mercy : I thought your honour had already been at Shrewsbury . + +Faith , Sir John , 'tis more than time that I were there , and you too ; but my powers are there already . The king , I can tell you , looks for us all : we must away all night . + +Tut , never fear me : I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream . + +I think to steal cream indeed , for thy theft hath already made thee butter . But tell me , Jack , whose fellows are these that come after ? + +Mine , Hal , mine . + +I did never see such pitiful rascals . + +Tut , tut ; good enough to toss ; food for powder , food for powder ; they'll fill a pit as well as better : tush , man , mortal men , mortal men . + +Ay , but , Sir John , methinks they are exceeding poor and bare ; too beggarly . + +Faith , for their poverty , I know not where they had that ; and for their bareness , I am sure they never learned that of me . + +No , I'll be sworn ; unless you call three fingers on the ribs bare . But sirrah , make haste : Percy is already in the field . + +What , is the king encamped ? + +He is , Sir John : I fear we shall stay too long . + +Well , +To the latter end of a fray and the beginning of a feast +Fits a dull fighter and a keen guest . + + +We'll fight with him to-night . + +It may not be . + +You give him then advantage . + +Not a whit . + +Why say you so ? looks he not for supply ? + +So do we . + +His is certain , ours is doubtful . + +Good cousin , be advis'd : stir not to-night . + +Do not , my lord . + +You do not counsel well : +You speak it out of fear and cold heart . + +Do me no slander , Douglas : by my life , +And I dare well maintain it with my life , +If well-respected honour bid me on , +I hold as little counsel with weak fear +As you , my lord , or any Scot that this day lives : +Let it be seen to-morrow in the battle +Which of us fears . + +Yea , or to-night . + +Content . + +To-night , say I . + +Come , come , it may not be . I wonder much , +Being men of such great leading as you are , +That you foresee not what impediments +Drag back our expedition : certain horse +Of my cousin Vernon's are not yet come up : +Your uncle Worcester's horse came but to-day ; +And now their pride and mettle is asleep , +Their courage with hard labour tame and dull , +That not a horse is half the half of himself . + +So are the horses of the enemy +In general , journey-bated and brought low : +The better part of ours are full of rest . + +The number of the king exceedeth ours : +For God's sake , cousin , stay till all come in . + +I come with gracious offers from the king , +If you vouchsafe me hearing and respect . + +Welcome , Sir Walter Blunt ; and would to God +You were of our determination ! +Some of us love you well ; and even those some +Envy your great deservings and good name , +Because you are not of our quality , +But stand against us like an enemy . + +And God defend but still I should stand so , +So long as out of limit and true rule +You stand against anointed majesty . +But , to my charge . The king hath sent to know +The nature of your griefs , and whereupon +You conjure from the breast of civil peace +Such bold hostility , teaching his duteous land +Audacious cruelty . If that the king +Have any way your good deserts forgot , +Which he confesseth to be manifold , +He bids you name your griefs ; and with all speed +You shall have your desires with interest , +And pardon absolute for yourself and these +Herein misled by your suggestion . + +The king is kind ; and well we know the king +Knows at what time to promise , when to pay . +My father and my uncle and myself +Did give him that same royalty he wears ; +And when he was not six-and-twenty strong , +Sick in the world's regard , wretched and low , +A poor unminded outlaw sneaking home , +My father gave him welcome to the shore ; +And when he heard him swear and vow to God +He came but to be Duke of Lancaster , +To sue his livery and beg his peace , +With tears of innocency and terms of zeal , +My father , in kind heart and pity mov'd , +Swore him assistance and perform'd it too . +Now when the lords and barons of the realm +Perceiv'd Northumberland did lean to him , +The more and less came in with cap and knee ; +Met him in boroughs , cities , villages , +Attended him on bridges , stood in lanes , +Laid gifts before him , proffer'd him their oaths , +Gave him their heirs as pages , follow'd him +Even at the heels in golden multitudes . +He presently , as greatness knows itself , +Steps me a little higher than his vow +Made to my father , while his blood was poor , +Upon the naked shore at Ravenspurgh ; +And now , forsooth , takes on him to reform +Some certain edicts and some strait decrees +That lie too heavy on the commonwealth , +Cries out upon abuses , seems to weep +Over his country's wrongs ; and by this face , +This seeming brow of justice , did he win +The hearts of all that he did angle for ; +Proceeded further ; cut me off the heads +Of all the favourites that the absent king +In deputation left behind him here , +When he was personal in the Irish war . + +Tut , I came not to hear this . + +Then to the point . +In short time after , he depos'd the king ; +Soon after that , depriv'd him of his life ; +And , in the neck of that , task'd the whole state ; +To make that worse , suffer'd his kinsman March +Who is , if every owner were well plac'd , +Indeed his king to be engag'd in Wales , +There without ransom to lie forfeited ; +Disgrac'd me in my happy victories ; +Sought to entrap me by intelligence ; +Rated my uncle from the council-board ; +In rage dismiss'd my father from the court ; +Broke oath on oath , committed wrong on wrong ; +And in conclusion drove us to seek out +This head of safety ; and withal to pry +Into his title , the which we find +Too indirect for long continuance . + +Shall I return this answer to the king ? + +Not so , Sir Walter : we'll withdraw awhile . +Go to the king ; and let there be impawn'd +Some surety for a safe return again , +And in the morning early shall my uncle +Bring him our purposes ; and so farewell . + +I would you would accept of grace and love . + +And may be so we shall . + +Pray God , you do ! + + +Hie , good Sir Michael ; bear this sealed brief +With winged haste to the lord marshal ; +This to my cousin Scroop , and all the rest +To whom they are directed . If you knew +How much they do import , you would make haste . + +My good lord , +I guess their tenour . + +Like enough you do . +To-morrow , good Sir Michael , is a day +Wherein the fortune of ten thousand men +Must bide the touch ; for , sir , at Shrewsbury , +As I am truly given to understand , +The king with mighty and quick-raised power +Meets with Lord Harry : and , I fear , Sir Michael , +What with the sickness of Northumberland , +Whose power was in the first proportion , +And what with Owen Glendower's absence thence , +Who with them was a rated sinew too , +And comes not in , o'er-rul'd by prophecies , +I fear the power of Percy is too weak +To wage an instant trial with the king . + +Why , my good lord , you need not fear : +There is the Douglas and Lord Mortimer . + +No , Mortimer is not there . + +But there is Mordake , Vernon , Lord Harry Percy , +And there's my Lord of Worcester , and a head +Of gallant warriors , noble gentlemen . + +And so there is ; but yet the king hath drawn +The special head of all the land together : +The Prince of Wales , Lord John of Lancaster , +The noble Westmoreland , and war-like Blunt ; +And many moe corrivals and dear men +Of estimation and command in arms . + +Doubt not , my lord , they shall be well oppos'd . + +I hope no less , yet needful 'tis to fear ; +And , to prevent the worse , Sir Michael , speed : +For if Lord Percy thrive not , ere the king +Dismiss his power , he means to visit us , +For he hath heard of our confederacy , +And 'tis but wisdom to make strong against him : +Therefore make haste . I must go write again +To other friends ; and so farewell , Sir Michael . + +How bloodily the sun begins to peer +Above yon busky hill ! the day looks pale +At his distemperature . + +The southern wind +Doth play the trumpet to his purposes , +And by his hollow whistling in the leaves +Foretells a tempest and a blustering day . + +Then with the losers let it sympathize , +For nothing can seem foul to those that win . + +How now , my Lord of Worcester ! 'tis not well +That you and I should meet upon such terms +As now we meet . You have deceiv'd our trust , +And made us doff our easy robes of peace , +To crush our old limbs in ungentle steel : +This is not well , my lord ; this is not well . +What say you to it ? will you again unknit +This churlish knot of all-abhorred war , +And move in that obedient orb again +Where you did give a fair and natural light , +And be no more an exhal'd meteor , +A prodigy of fear and a portent + +Of broached mischief to the unborn times ? + +Hear me , my liege . +For mine own part , I could be well content +To entertain the lag-end of my life +With quiet hours ; for I do protest +I have not sought the day of this dislike . + +You have not sought it ! how comes it then ? + +Rebellion lay in his way , and he found it . + +Peace , chewet , peace ! + +It pleas'd your majesty to turn your looks +Of favour from myself and all our house ; +And yet I must remember you , my lord , +We were the first and dearest of your friends . +For you my staff of office did I break +In Richard's time ; and posted day and night +To meet you on the way , and kiss your hand , +When yet you were in place and in account +Nothing so strong and fortunate as I . +It was myself , my brother , and his son , +That brought you home and boldly did outdare +The dangers of the time . You swore to us , +And you did swear that oath at Doncaster , +That you did nothing purpose 'gainst the state , +Nor claim no further than your new-fall'n right , +The seat of Gaunt , dukedom of Lancaster . +To this we swore our aid : but , in short space +It rain'd down fortune showering on your head , +And such a flood of greatness fell on you , +What with our help , what with the absent king , +What with the injuries of a wanton time , +The seeming sufferances that you had borne , +And the contrarious winds that held the king +So long in his unlucky Irish wars , +That all in England did repute him dead : +And from this swarm of fair advantages +You took occasion to be quickly woo'd +To gripe the general sway into your hand ; +Forgot your oath to us at Doncaster ; +And being fed by us you us'd us so +As that ungentle gull , the cuckoo's bird , +Useth the sparrow : did oppress our nest , +Grew by our feeding to so great a bulk +That even our love durst not come near your sight +For fear of swallowing ; but with nimble wing +We were enforc'd , for safety's sake , to fly +Out of your sight and raise this present head ; +Whereby we stand opposed by such means +As you yourself have forg'd against yourself +By unkind usage , dangerous countenance , +And violation of all faith and troth +Sworn to us in your younger enterprise . + +These things indeed , you have articulate , +Proclaim'd at market-crosses , read in churches , +To face the garment of rebellion +With some fine colour that may please the eye +Of fickle changelings and poor discontents , +Which gape and rub the elbow at the news +Of hurlyburly innovation : +And never yet did insurrection want +Such water-colours to impaint his cause ; +Nor moody beggars , starving for a time +Of pell-mell havoc and confusion . + +In both our armies there is many a soul +Shall pay full dearly for this encounter , +If once they join in trial . Tell your nephew , +The Prince of Wales doth join with all the world +In praise of Henry Percy : by my hopes , +This present enterprise set off his head , +I do not think a braver gentleman , +More active-valiant or more valiant-young , +More daring or more bold , is now alive +To grace this latter age with noble deeds . +For my part , I may speak it to my shame , +I have a truant been to chivalry ; +And so I hear he doth account me too ; +Yet this before my father's majesty +I am content that he shall take the odds +Of his great name and estimation , +And will , to save the blood on either side , +Try fortune with him in a single fight . + +And , Prince of Wales , so dare we venture thee , +Albeit considerations infinite +Do make against it . No , good Worcester , no , +We love our people well ; even those we love +That are misled upon your cousin's part ; +And , will they take the offer of our grace , +Both he and they and you , yea , every man +Shall be my friend again , and I'll be his . +So tell your cousin , and bring me word +What he will do ; but if he will not yield , +Rebuke and dread correction wait on us , +And they shall do their office . So , be gone : +We will not now be troubled with reply ; +We offer fair , take it advisedly . + + +It will not be accepted , on my life . +The Douglas and the Hotspur both together +Are confident against the world in arms . + +Hence , therefore , every leader to his charge ; +For , on their answer , will we set on them ; +And God befriend us , as our cause is just ! + + +Hal , if thou see me down in the battle , and bestride me , so ; 'tis a point of friendship . + +Nothing but a colossus can do thee that friendship . Say thy prayers , and farewell . + +I would it were bed-time , Hal , and all well . + +Why , thou owest God a death . + + +'Tis not due yet : I would be loath to pay him before his day . What need I be so forward with him that calls not on me ? Well , 'tis no matter ; honour pricks me on . Yea , but how if honour prick me off when I come on ? how then ? Can honour set to a leg ? No . Or an arm ? No . Or take away the grief of a wound ? No . Honour hath no skill in surgery then ? No . What is honour ? a word . What is that word , honour ? Air . A trim reckoning ! Who hath it ? he that died o' Wednesday . Doth he feel it ? No . Doth he hear it ? No . It is insensible then ? Yea , to the dead . But will it not live with the living ? No . Why ? Detraction will not suffer it . Therefore I'll none of it : honour is a mere scutcheon ; and so ends my catechism . + + +O , no ! my nephew must not know , Sir Richard , +The liberal kind offer of the king . + +'Twere best he did . + +Then are we all undone . +It is not possible , it cannot be , +The king should keep his word in loving us ; +He will suspect us still , and find a time +To punish this offence in other faults : +Suspicion all our lives shall be stuck full of eyes ; +For treason is but trusted like the fox , +Who , ne'er so tame , so cherish'd , and lock'd up , +Will have a wild trick of his ancestors . +Look how we can , or sad or merrily , +Interpretation will misquote our looks , +And we shall feed like oxen at a stall , +The better cherish'd , still the nearer death . +My nephew's trespass may be well forgot , +It hath the excuse of youth and heat of blood ; +And an adopted name of privilege , +A hare-brain'd Hotspur , govern'd by a spleen . +All his offences live upon my head +And on his father's : we did train him on ; +And , his corruption being ta'en from us , +We , as the spring of all , shall pay for all . +Therefore , good cousin , let not Harry know +In any case the offer of the king . + +Deliver what you will , I'll say 'tis so . +Here comes your cousin . + + +My uncle is return'd : deliver up +My Lord of Westmoreland . Uncle , what news ? + +The king will bid you battle presently . + +Defy him by the Lord of Westmoreland . + +Lord Douglas , go you and tell him so . + +Marry , and shall , and very willingly . + + +There is no seeming mercy in the king . + +Did you beg any ? God forbid ! + +I told him gently of our grievances , +Of his oath-breaking ; which he mended thus , +By now forswearing that he is forsworn : +He calls us rebels , traitors ; and will scourge +With haughty arms this hateful name in us . + + +Arm , gentlemen ! to arms ! for I have thrown +A brave defiance in King Henry's teeth , +And Westmoreland , that was engag'd , did bear it ; +Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on . + +The Prince of Wales stepp'd forth before the king , +And , nephew , challeng'd you to single fight . + +O ! would the quarrel lay upon our heads , +And that no man might draw short breath to-day +But I and Harry Monmouth . Tell me , tell me , +How show'd his tasking ? seem'd it in contempt ? + +No , by my soul ; I never in my life +Did hear a challenge urg'd more modestly , +Unless a brother should a brother dare +To gentle exercise and proof of arms . +He gave you all the duties of a man , +Trimm'd up your praises with a princely tongue , +Spoke your deservings like a chronicle , +Making you ever better than his praise , +By still dispraising praise valu'd with you ; +And , which became him like a prince indeed , +He made a blushing cital of himself , +And chid his truant youth with such a grace +As if he master'd there a double spirit +Of teaching and of learning instantly . +There did he pause . But let me tell the world , +If he outlive the envy of this day , +England did never owe so sweet a hope , +So much misconstru'd in his wantonness . + +Cousin , I think thou art enamoured +On his follies : never did I hear +Of any prince so wild a libertine . +But be he as he will , yet once ere night +I will embrace him with a soldier's arm , +That he shall shrink under my courtesy . +Arm , arm , with speed ! And , fellows , soldiers , friends , +Better consider what you have to do , +Than I , that have not well the gift of tongue , +Can lift your blood up with persuasion . + + +My lord , here are letters for you . + +I cannot read them now . +O gentlemen ! the time of life is short ; +To spend that shortness basely were too long , +If life did ride upon a dial's point , +Still ending at the arrival of an hour . +An if we live , we live to tread on kings ; +If die , brave death , when princes die with us ! +Now , for our consciences , the arms are fair , +When the intent of bearing them is just . + + +My lord , prepare ; the king comes on apace . + +I thank him that he cuts me from my tale , +For I profess not talking . Only this , +Let each man do his best : and here draw I +A sword , whose temper I intend to stain +With the best blood that I can meet withal +In the adventure of this perilous day . +Now , Esperance ! Percy ! and set on . +Sound all the lofty instruments of war , +And by that music let us all embrace ; +For , heaven to earth , some of us never shall +A second time do such a courtesy . + +What is thy name , that in the battle thus +Thou crossest me ? what honour dost thou seek +Upon my head ? + +Know then , my name is Douglas ; +And I do haunt thee in the battle thus +Because some tell me that thou art a king . + +They tell thee true . + +The Lord of Stafford dear to-day hath bought +Thy likeness ; for , instead of thee , King Harry , +This sword hath ended him : so shall it thee , +Unless thou yield thee as my prisoner . + +I was not born a yielder , thou proud Scot ; +And thou shalt find a king that will revenge +Lord Stafford's death . + +O , Douglas ! hadst thou fought at Holmedon thus , +I never had triumph'd upon a Scot . + +All's done , all's won : here breathless lies the king . + +Where ? + +Here . + +This , Douglas ! no ; I know this face full well ; +A gallant knight he was , his name was Blunt ; +Semblably furnish'd like the king himself . + +A fool go with thy soul , whither it goes ! +A borrow'd title hast thou bought too dear : +Why didst thou tell me that thou wert a king ? + +The king hath many marching in his coats . + +Now , by my sword , I will kill all his coats ; +I'll murder all his wardrobe , piece by piece , +Until I meet the king . + +Up , and away ! +Our soldiers stand full fairly for the day . + +Though I could 'scape shot-free at London , I fear the shot here ; here's no scoring but upon the pate . Soft ! who art thou ? Sir Walter Blunt : there's honour for you ! here's no vanity ! I am as hot as molten lead , and as heavy too : God keep lead out of me ! I need no more weight than mine own bowels . I have led my ragamuffins where they are peppered : there's not three of my hundred and fifty left alive , and they are for the town's end , to beg during life . But who comes here ? + + +What ! stand'st thou idle here ? lend me thy sword : +Many a nobleman lies stark and stiff +Under the hoofs of vaunting enemies , +Whose deaths are unreveng'd : prithee , lend me thy sword . + +O Hal ! I prithee , give me leave to breathe awhile . Turk Gregory never did such deeds in arms as I have done this day . I have paid Percy , I have made him sure . + +He is , indeed ; and living to kill thee . +I prithee , lend me thy sword . + +Nay , before God , Hal , if Percy be alive , thou gett'st not my sword ; but take my pistol , if thou wilt . + +Give it me . What ! is it in the case ? + +Ay , Hal ; 'tis hot , 'tis hot : there's that will sack a city . + + +What ! is't a time to jest and dally now ? + + +Well , if Percy be alive , I'll pierce him . If he do come in my way , so : if he do not , if I come in his , willingly , let him make a carbonado of me . I like not such grinning honour as Sir Walter hath : give me life ; which if I can save , so ; if not , honour comes unlooked for , and there's an end . + + +I prithee , +Harry , withdraw thyself ; thou bleed'st too much . +Lord John of Lancaster , go you with him . + +Not I , my lord , unless I did bleed too . + +I beseech your majesty , make up , +Lest your retirement do amaze your friends . + +I will do so . +My Lord of Westmoreland , lead him to his tent . + +Come , my lord , I'll lead you to your tent . + +Lead me , my lord ? I do not need your help : +And God forbid a shallow scratch should drive +The Prince of Wales from such a field as this , +Where stain'd nobility lies trodden on , +And rebels' arms triumph in massacres ! + +We breathe too long : come , cousin Westmoreland , +Our duty this way lies : for God's sake , come . + + +By God , thou hast deceiv'd me , Lancaster ; +I did not think thee lord of such a spirit : +Before , I lov'd thee as a brother , John ; +But now , I do respect thee as my soul . + +I saw him hold Lord Percy at the point +With lustier maintenance than I did look for +Of such an ungrown warrior . + +O ! this boy +Lends mettle to us all . + +Another king ! they grow like Hydra's heads : +I am the Douglas , fatal to all those +That wear those colours on them : what art thou , +That counterfeit'st the person of a king ? + +The king himself ; who , Douglas , grieves at heart +So many of his shadows thou hast met +And not the very king . I have two boys +Seek Percy and thyself about the field : +But , seeing thou fall'st on me so luckily , +I will assay thee ; so defend thyself . + +I fear thou art another counterfeit ; +And yet , in faith , thou bear'st thee like a king : +But mine I am sure thou art , whoe'er thou be , +And thus I win thee . + + +Hold up thy head , vile Scot , or thou art like +Never to hold it up again ! the spirits +Of valiant Shirley , Stafford , Blunt , are in my arms : +It is the Prince of Wales that threatens thee , +Who never promiseth but he means to pay . + +Cheerly , my lord : how fares your Grace ? +Sir Nicholas Gawsey hath for succour sent , +And so hath Clifton : I'll to Clifton straight . + +Stay , and breathe awhile . +Thou hast redeem'd thy lost opinion , +And show'd thou mak'st some tender of my life , +In this fair rescue thou hast brought to me . + +O God ! they did me too much injury +That ever said I hearken'd for your death . +If it were so , I might have let alone +The insulting hand of Douglas over you ; +Which would have been as speedy in your end +As all the poisonous potions in the world , +And sav'd the treacherous labour of your son . + +Make up to Clifton : I'll to Sir Nicholas Gawsey . + +If I mistake not , thou art Harry Monmouth . + +Thou speak'st as if I would deny my name . + +My name is Harry Percy . + +Why , then , I see +A very valiant rebel of that name . +I am the Prince of Wales ; and think not , Percy , +To share with me in glory any more : +Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere ; +Nor can one England brook a double reign , +Of Harry Percy and the Prince of Wales . + +Nor shall it , Harry ; for the hour is come +To end the one of us ; and would to God +Thy name in arms were now as great as mine ! + +I'll make it greater ere I part from thee ; +And all the budding honours on thy crest +I'll crop , to make a garland for my head . + +I can no longer brook thy vanities . + +Well said , Hal ! to it , Hal ! Nay , you shall find no boy's play here , I can tell you . + +O , Harry ! thou hast robb'd me of my youth . +I better brook the loss of brittle life +Than those proud titles thou hast won of me ; +They wound my thoughts worse than thy sword my flesh : +But thought's the slave of life , and life time's fool ; +And time , that takes survey of all the world , +Must have a stop . O ! I could prophesy , +But that the earthy and cold hand of death +Lies on my tongue . No , Percy , thou art dust , +And food for + + +For worms , brave Percy . Fare thee well , great heart ! +Ill-weav'd ambition , how much art thou shrunk ! +When that this body did contain a spirit , +A kingdom for it was too small a bound ; +But now , two paces of the vilest earth +Is room enough : this earth , that bears thee dead , +Bears not alive so stout a gentleman . +If thou wert sensible of courtesy , +I should not make so dear a show of zeal : +But let my favours hide thy mangled face , +And , even in thy behalf , I'll thank myself +For doing these fair rites of tenderness . +Adieu , and take thy praise with thee to heaven ! +Thy ignomy sleep with thee in the grave , +But not remember'd in thy epitaph ! + +What ! old acquaintance ! could not all this flesh +Keep in a little life ? Poor Jack , farewell ! +I could have better spar'd a better man . +O ! I should have a heavy miss of thee +If I were much in love with vanity . +Death hath not struck so fat a deer to-day , +Though many dearer , in this bloody fray . +Embowell'd will I see thee by and by : +Till then in blood by noble Percy lie . + + +Embowelled ! if thou embowel me to-day , I'll give you leave to powder me and eat me too , to-morrow . 'Sblood ! 'twas time to counterfeit , or that hot termagant Scot had paid me scot and lot too . Counterfeit ? I lie , I am no counterfeit : to die , is to be a counterfeit ; for he is but the counterfeit of a man , who hath not the life of a man ; but to counterfeit dying , when a man thereby liveth , is to be no counterfeit , but the true and perfect image of life indeed . The better part of valour is discretion ; in the which better part , I have saved my life . 'Zounds ! I am afraid of this gunpowder Percy though he be dead : how , if he should counterfeit too and rise ? By my faith I am afraid he would prove the better counterfeit . Therefore I'll make him sure ; yea , and I'll swear I killed him . Why may not he rise as well as I ? Nothing confutes me but eyes , and nobody sees me : therefore , sirrah [stabbing him] , with a new wound in your thigh come you along with me . + +Come , brother John ; full bravely hast thou flesh'd +Thy maiden sword . + +But , soft ! whom have we here ? +Did you not tell me this fat man was dead ? + +I did ; I saw him dead , +Breathless and bleeding on the ground . +Art thou alive ? or is it fantasy +That plays upon our eyesight ? I prithee , speak ; +We will not trust our eyes without our ears : +Thou art not what thou seem'st . + +No , that's certain ; I am not a double man : but if I be not Jack Falstaff , then am I a Jack . There is Percy + +: if your father will do me any honour , so ; if not , let him kill the next Percy himself . I look to be either earl or duke , I can assure you . + +Why , Percy I killed myself , and saw thee dead . + +Didst thou ? Lord , Lord ! how this world is given to lying . I grant you I was down and out of breath , and so was he ; but we rose both at an instant , and fought a long hour by Shrewsbury clock . If I may be believed , so ; if not , let them that should reward valour bear the sin upon their own heads . I'll take it upon my death , I gave him this wound in the thigh : if the man were alive and would deny it , 'zounds , I would make him eat a piece of my sword . + +This is the strangest tale that e'er I heard . + +This is the strangest fellow , brother John . +Come , bring your luggage nobly on your back : +For my part , if a lie may do thee grace , +I'll gild it with the happiest terms I have . + +The trumpet sounds retreat ; the day is ours . +Come , brother , let us to the highest of the field , +To see what friends are living , who are dead . + + +I'll follow , as they say , for reward . He that rewards me , God reward him ! If I do grow great , I'll grow less ; for I'll purge , and leave sack , and live cleanly , as a nobleman should do . + +Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke . +Ill-spirited Worcester ! did we not send grace , +Pardon , and terms of love to all of you ? +And wouldst thou turn our offers contrary ? +Misuse the tenour of thy kinsman's trust ? +Three knights upon our party slain to-day , +A noble earl and many a creature else +Had been alive this hour , +If like a Christian , thou hadst truly borne +Betwixt our armies true intelligence . + +What I have done my safety urg'd me to ; +And I embrace this fortune patiently , +Since not to be avoided it falls on me . + +Bear Worcester to the death and Vernon too : +Other offenders we will pause upon . + +How goes the field ? + +The noble Scot , Lord Douglas , when he saw +The fortune of the day quite turn'd from him , +The noble Percy slain , and all his men +Upon the foot of fear , fled with the rest ; +And falling from a hill he was so bruis'd +That the pursuers took him . At my tent +The Douglas is , and I beseech your Grace +I may dispose of him . + +With all my heart . + +Then , brother John of Lancaster , to you +This honourable bounty shall belong . +Go to the Douglas , and deliver him +Up to his pleasure , ransomless , and free : +His valour shown upon our crests to-day +Hath taught us how to cherish such high deeds , +Even in the bosom of our adversaries . + +I thank your Grace for this high courtesy , +Which I shall give away immediately . + +Then this remains , that we divide our power . +You , son John , and my cousin Westmoreland +Towards York shall bend you , with your dearest speed , +To meet Northumberland and the prelate Scroop , +Who , as we hear , are busily in arms : +Myself and you , son Harry , will towards Wales , +To fight with Glendower and the Earl of March . +Rebellion in this land shall lose his sway , +Meeting the check of such another day : +And since this business so fair is done , +Let us not leave till all our own be won . + +THE FIRST PART OF KING HENRY VI + +Fiends appearing to La Pucelle . + + +Hung be the heavens with black , yield day to night ! +Comets , importing change of times and states , +Brandish your crystal tresses in the sky , +And with them scourge the bad revolting stars , +That have consented unto Henry's death ! +King Henry the Fifth , too famous to live long ! +England ne'er lost a king of so much worth . + +England ne'er had a king until his time . +Virtue he had , deserving to command : +His brandish'd sword did blind men with his beams ; +His arms spread wider than a dragon's wings ; +His sparkling eyes , replete with wrathful fire , +More dazzled and drove back his enemies +Than mid-day sun fierce bent against their faces . +What should I say ? his deeds exceed all speech : +He ne'er lift up his hand but conquered . + +We mourn in black : why mourn we not in blood ? +Henry is dead and never shall revive . +Upon a wooden coffin we attend , +And death's dishonourable victory +We with our stately presence glorify , +Like captives bound to a triumphant car . +What ! shall we curse the planets of mishap +That plotted thus our glory's overthrow ? +Or shall we think the subtle-witted French +Conjurers and sorcerers , that , afraid of him , +By magic verses have contriv'd his end ? + +He was a king bless'd of the King of kings . +Unto the French the dreadful judgment-day +So dreadful will not be as was his sight . +The battles of the Lord of hosts he fought : +The church's prayers made him so prosperous . + +The church ! where is it ? Had not churchmen pray'd +His thread of life had not so soon decay'd : +None do you like but an effeminate prince , +Whom like a school-boy you may over-awe . + +Gloucester , whate'er we like thou art protector , +And lookest to command the prince and realm . +Thy wife is proud ; she holdeth thee in awe , +More than God or religious churchmen may . + +Name not religion , for thou lov'st the flesh , +And ne'er throughout the year to church thou go'st , +Except it be to pray against thy foes . + +Cease , cease these jars and rest your minds in peace ! +Let's to the altar : heralds , wait on us : +Instead of gold we'll offer up our arms , +Since arms avail not , now that Henry's dead . +Posterity , await for wretched years , +When at their mothers' moist eyes babes shall suck , +Our isle be made a marish of salt tears , +And none but women left to wail the dead . +Henry the Fifth ! thy ghost I invocate : +Prosper this realm , keep it from civil broils ! +Combat with adverse planets in the heavens ! +A far more glorious star thy soul will make , +Than Julius C sar , or bright + + +My honourable lords , health to you all ! +Sad tidings bring I to you out of France , +Of loss , of slaughter , and discomfiture : +Guienne , Champaigne , Rheims , Orleans , +Paris , Guysors , Poictiers , are all quite lost . + +What sayst thou , man , before dead Henry's corse ? +Speak softly ; or the loss of those great towns +Will make him burst his lead and rise from death . + +Is Paris lost ? is Roan yielded up ? +If Henry were recall'd to life again +These news would cause him once more yield the ghost . + +How were they lost ? what treachery was us'd ? + +No treachery ; but want of men and money . +Among the soldiers this is muttered , +That here you maintain several factions ; +And , whilst a field should be dispatch'd and fought , +You are disputing of your generals . +One would have lingering wars with little cost ; +Another would fly swift , but wanteth wings ; +A third thinks , without expense at all , +By guileful fair words peace may be obtain'd . +Awake , awake , English nobility ! +Let not sloth dim your honours new-begot : +Cropp'd are the flower-de-luces in your arms ; +Of England's coat one half is cut away . + +Were our tears wanting to this funeral +These tidings would call forth their flowing tides . + +Me they concern ; Regent I am of France . +Give me my steeled coat : I'll fight for France . +Away with these disgraceful wailing robes ! +Wounds will I lend the French instead of eyes , +To weep their intermissive miseries . + + +Lords , view these letters , full of bad mischance . +France is revolted from the English quite , +Except some petty towns of no import : +The Dauphin Charles is crowned king in Rheims ; +The Bastard of Orleans with him is join'd ; +Reignier , Duke of Anjou , doth take his part ; +The Duke of Alen on flieth to his side . + +The Dauphin crowned king ! all fly to him ! +O ! whither shall we fly from this reproach ? + +We will not fly , but to our enemies' throats . +Bedford , if thou be slack , I'll fight it out . + +Gloucester , why doubt'st thou of my forwardness ? +An army have I muster'd in my thoughts , +Wherewith already France is overrun . + + +My gracious lords , to add to your laments , +Wherewith you now bedew King Henry's hearse , +I must inform you of a dismal fight +Betwixt the stout Lord Talbot and the French . + +What ! wherein Talbot overcame ? is't so ? + +O , no ! wherein Lord Talbot was o'erthrown : +The circumstance I'll tell you more at large . +The tenth of August last this dreadful lord , +Retiring from the siege of Orleans , +Having full scarce six thousand in his troop , +By three-and-twenty thousand of the French +Was round encompassed and set upon . +No leisure had he to enrank his men ; +He wanted pikes to set before his archers ; +Instead whereof sharp stakes pluck'd out of hedges +They pitched in the ground confusedly , +To keep the horsemen off from breaking in . +More than three hours the fight continued ; +Where valiant Talbot above human thought +Enacted wonders with his sword and lance . +Hundreds he sent to hell , and none durst stand him ; +Here , there , and every where , enrag'd he flew : +The French exclaim'd the devil was in arms ; +All the whole army stood agaz'd on him . +His soldiers , spying his undaunted spirit , +A Talbot ! A Talbot ! cried out amain , +And rush'd into the bowels of the battle . +Here had the conquest fully been seal'd up , +If Sir John Fastolfe had not play'd the coward . +He , being in the vaward ,plac'd behind , +With purpose to relieve and follow them , +Cowardly fled , not having struck one stroke . +Hence grew the general wrack and massacre ; +Enclosed were they with their enemies . +A base Walloon , to win the Dauphin's grace , +Thrust Talbot with a spear into the back ; +Whom all France , with their chief assembled strength , +Durst not presume to look once in the face . + +Is Talbot slain ? then I will slay myself , +For living idly here in pomp and ease +Whilst such a worthy leader , wanting aid , +Unto his dastard foemen is betray'd . + +O no ! he lives ; but is took prisoner , +And Lord Scales with him , and Lord Hungerford : +Most of the rest slaughter'd or took likewise . + +His ransom there is none but I shall pay : +I'll hale the Dauphin headlong from his throne ; +His crown shall be the ransom of my friend ; +Four of their lords I'll change for one of ours . +Farewell , my masters ; to my task will I ; +Bonfires in France forthwith I am to make , +To keep our great Saint George's feast withal : +Ten thousand soldiers with me I will take , +Whose bloody deeds shall make all Europe quake . + +So you had need ; for Orleans is besieg'd ; +The English army is grown weak and faint ; +The Earl of Salisbury craveth supply , +And hardly keeps his men from mutiny , +Since they , so few , watch such a multitude . + +Remember , lords , your oaths to Henry sworn , +Either to quell the Dauphin utterly , +Or bring him in obedience to your yoke . + +I do remember it ; and here take my leave , +To go about my preparation . + + +I'll to the Tower with all the haste I can , +To view the artillery and munition ; +And then I will proclaim young Henry king . + + +To Eltham will I , where the young king is , +Being ordain'd his special governor ; +And for his safety there I'll best devise . + + +Each hath his place and function to attend : +I am left out ; for me nothing remains . +But long I will not be Jack-out-of-office . +The king from Eltham I intend to steal , +And sit at chiefest stern of public weal . + + +Mars his true moving , even as in the heavens +So in the earth , to this day is not known . +Late did he shine upon the English side ; +Now we are victors ; upon us he smiles . +What towns of any moment but we have ? +At pleasure here we lie near Orleans ; +Otherwhiles the famish'd English , like pale ghosts , +Faintly besiege us one hour in a month . + +They want their porridge and their fat bull-beeves : +Either they must be dieted like mules +And have their provender tied to their mouths , +Or piteous they will look , like drowned mice . + +Let's raise the siege : why live we idly here ? +Talbot is taken , whom we wont to fear : +Remaineth none but mad-brain'd Salisbury , +And he may well in fretting spend his gall ; +Nor men nor money hath he to make war . + +Sound , sound alarum ! we will rush on them . +Now for the honour of the forlorn French ! +Him I forgive my death that killeth me +When he sees me go back one foot or fly . + +Who ever saw the like ? what men have I ! +Dogs ! cowards ! dastards ! I would ne'er have fled +But that they left me 'midst my enemies . + +Salisbury is a desperate homicide ; +He fighteth as one weary of his life : +The other lords , like lions wanting food , +Do rush upon us as their hungry prey . + +Froissart , a countryman of ours , records , +England all Olivers and Rowlands bred +During the time Edward the Third did reign . +More truly now may this be verified ; +For none but Samsons and Goliases , +It sendeth forth to skirmish . One to ten ! +Lean raw-bon'd rascals ! who would e'er suppose +They had such courage and audacity ? + +Let's leave this town ; for they are hare-brain'd slaves , +And hunger will enforce them to be more eager : +Of old I know them ; rather with their teeth +The walls they'll tear down than forsake the siege . + +I think , by some odd gimmals or device , +Their arms are set like clocks , still to strike on ; +Else ne'er could they hold out so as they do . +By my consent , we'll e'en let them alone . + +Be it so . + + +Where's the prince Dauphin ? I have news for him . + +Bastard of Orleans , thrice welcome to us . + +Methinks your looks are sad , your cheer appall'd : +Hath the late overthrow wrought this offence ? +Be not dismay'd , for succour is at hand : +A holy maid hither with me I bring , +Which by a vision sent to her from heaven +Ordained is to raise this tedious siege , +And drive the English forth the bounds of France . +The spirit of deep prophecy she hath , +Exceeding the nine sibyls of old Rome ; +What's past and what's to come she can descry . +Speak , shall I call her in ? Believe my words , +For they are certain and unfallible . + +Go , call her in . + +But first , to try her skill , +Reignier , stand thou as Dauphin in my place : +Question her proudly ; let thy looks be stern : +By this means shall we sound what skill she hath . + +Fair maid , is't thou wilt do these wondrous feats ? + +Reignier , is't thou that thinkest to beguile me ? +Where is the Dauphin ? Come , come from behind ; +I know thee well , though never seen before . +Be not amaz'd , there's nothing hid from me : +In private will I talk with thee apart . +Stand back , you lords , and give us leave a while . + +She takes upon her bravely at first dash . + +Dauphin , I am by birth a shepherd's daughter , +My wit untrain'd in any kind of art . +Heaven and our Lady gracious hath it pleas'd +To shine on my contemptible estate : +Lo ! whilst I waited on my tender lambs , +And to sun's parching heat display'd my cheeks , +God's mother deigned to appear to me , +And in a vision full of majesty +Will'd me to leave my base vocation +And free my country from calamity : +Her aid she promis'd and assur'd success ; +In complete glory she reveal'd herself ; +And , whereas I was black and swart before , +With those clear rays which she infus'd on me , +That beauty am I bless'd with which you see . +Ask me what question thou canst possible +And I will answer unpremeditated : +My courage try by combat , if thou dar'st , +And thou shalt find that I exceed my sex . +Resolve on this , thou shalt be fortunate +If thou receive me for thy war-like mate . + +Thou hast astonish'd me with thy high terms . +Only this proof I'll of thy valour make , +In single combat thou shalt buckle with me , +And if thou vanquishest , thy words are true ; +Otherwise I renounce all confidence . + +I am prepar'd : here is my keen-edg'd sword , +Deck'd with five flower-de-luces on each side ; +The which at Touraine , in Saint Katharine's churchyard , +Out of a great deal of old iron I chose forth . + +Then come , o' God's name ; I fear no woman . + +And , while I live , I'll ne'er fly from a man . + + +Stay , stay thy hands ! thou art an Amazon , +And fightest with the sword of Deborah . + +Christ's mother helps me , else I were too weak . + +Whoe'er helps thee , 'tis thou that must help me : +Impatiently I burn with thy desire ; +My heart and hands thou hast at once subdu'd . +Excellent Pucelle , if thy name be so , +Let me thy servant and not sovereign be ; +'Tis the French Dauphin sueth to thee thus . + +I must not yield to any rites of love , +For my profession's sacred from above : +When I have chased all thy foes from hence , +Then will I think upon a recompense . + +Meantime look gracious on thy prostrate thrall . + +My lord , methinks , is very long in talk . + +Doubtless he shrives this woman to her smock ; +Else ne'er could he so long protract his speech . + +Shall we disturb him , since he keeps no mean ? + +He may mean more than we poor men do know : +These women are shrewd tempters with their tongues . + +My lord , where are you ? what devise you on ? +Shall we give over Orleans , or no ? + +Why , no , I say , distrustful recreants ! +Fight till the last gasp ; I will be your guard . + +What she says , I'll confirm : we'll fight it out . + +Assign'd am I to be the English scourge . +This night the siege assuredly I'll raise : +Expect Saint Martin's summer , halcyon days , +Since I have entered into these wars . +Glory is like a circle in the water , +Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself , +Till by broad spreading it disperse to nought . +With Henry's death the English circle ends ; +Dispersed are the glories it included . +Now am I like that proud insulting ship +Which C sar and his fortune bare at once . + +Was Mahomet inspired with a dove ? +Thou with an eagle art inspired then . +Helen , the mother of great Constantine , +Nor yet Saint Philip's daughters were like thee . +Bright star of Venus , fall'n down on the earth , +How may I reverently worship thee enough ? + +Leave off delays and let us raise the siege . + +Woman , do what thou canst to save our honours ; +Drive them from Orleans and be immortalis'd . + +Presently we'll try . Come , let's away about it : +No prophet will I trust if she prove false . + + +I am come to survey the Tower this day ; +Since Henry's death , I fear , there is conveyance . +Where be these warders that they wait not here ? +Open the gates ! 'Tis Gloucester that calls . + + +Who's there that knocks so imperiously ? + +It is the noble Duke of Gloucester . + +Whoe'er he be , you may not be let in . + +Villains , answer you so the Lord Protector ? + +The Lord protect him ! so we answer him : +We do not otherwise than we are will'd . + +Who willed you ? or whose will stands but mine ? +There's none protector of the realm but I . +Break up the gates , I'll be your warrantize : +Shall I be flouted thus by dunghill grooms ? + +Lieutenant , is it you whose voice I hear ? +Open the gates ! here's Gloucester that would enter . + +Have patience , noble Duke ; I may not open ; +The Cardinal of Winchester forbids : +From him I have express commandment +That thou nor none of thine shall be let in . + +Faint-hearted Woodvile , prizest him 'fore me ? +Arrogant Winchester , that haughty prelate , +Whom Henry , our late sovereign , ne'er could brook ? +Thou art no friend to God or to the king : +Open the gates , or I'll shut thee out shortly . + +Open the gates unto the Lord Protector ; +Or we'll burst them open , if that you come not quickly . + + +How now , ambitious Humphrey ! what means this ? + +Peel'd priest , dost thou command me to be shut out ? + +I do , thou most usurping proditor , +And not protector , of the king or realm . + +Stand back , thou manifest conspirator , +Thou that contriv'dst to murder our dead lord ; +Thou that giv'st whores indulgences to sin : +I'll canvass thee in thy broad cardinal's hat , +If thou proceed in this thy insolence . + +Nay , stand thou back ; I will not budge a foot : +This be Damascus , be thou cursed Cam , +To slay thy brother Abel , if thou wilt . + +I will not slay thee , but I'll drive thee back : +Thy scarlet robes as a child's bearing-cloth +I'll use to carry thee out of this place . + +Do what thou dar'st ; I'll beard thee to thy face . + +What ! am I dar'd and bearded to my face ? +Draw , men , for all this privileged place ; +Blue coats to tawny-coats . Priest , beware your beard ; + +I mean to tug it and to cuff you soundly . +Under my feet I stamp thy cardinal's hat , +In spite of pope or dignities of church , +Here by the cheeks I'll drag thee up and down . + +Gloucester , thou'lt answer this before the pope . + +Winchester goose ! I cry a rope ! a rope ! +Now beat them hence ; why do you let them stay ? +Thee I'll chase hence , thou wolf in sheep's array . +Out , tawny coats ! out , scarlet hypocrite ! + +Fie , lords ! that you , being supreme magistrates , +Thus contumeliously should break the peace ! + +Peace , mayor ! thou know'st little of my wrongs : +Here's Beaufort , that regards nor God nor King , +Hath here distrain'd the Tower to his use . + +Here's Gloucester , a foe to citizens ; +One that still motions war and never peace , +O'ercharging your free purses with large fines , +That seeks to overthrow religion +Because he is protector of the realm , +And would have armour here out of the Tower , +To crown himself king and suppress the prince . + +I will not answer thee with words , but blows . + + +Nought rests for me , in this tumultuous strife +But to make open proclamation . +Come , officer : as loud as e'er thou canst ; +Cry . + +All manner of men , assembled here in arms this day , against God's peace and the king's , we charge and command you , in his highness' name , to repair to your several dwelling-places ; and not to wear , handle , or use , any sword , weapon , or dagger , henceforward , upon pain of death . + +Cardinal , I'll be no breaker of the law ; +But we shall meet and break our minds at large . + +Gloucester , we will meet ; to thy cost , be sure : +Thy heart-blood I will have for this day's work . + +I'll call for clubs if you will not away . +This cardinal's more haughty than the devil . + +Mayor , farewell : thou dost but what thou mayst . + +Abominable Gloucester ! guard thy head ; +For I intend to have it ere long . + + +See the coast clear'd , and then we will depart . +Good God ! these nobles should such stomachs bear ; +I myself fight not once in forty year . + + +Sirrah , thou know'st how Orleans is besieg'd , +And how the English have the suburbs won . + +Father , I know ; and oft have shot at them , +Howe'er unfortunate I miss'd my aim . + +But now thou shalt not . Be thou rul'd by me : +Chief master-gunner am I of this town ; +Something I must do to procure me grace . +The prince's espials have informed me +How the English , in the suburbs close entrench'd , +Wont through a secret gate of iron bars +In yonder tower to overpeer the city , +And thence discover how with most advantage +They may vex us with shot or with assault . +To intercept this inconvenience , +A piece of ordnance 'gainst it I have plac'd ; +And fully even these three days have I watch'd +If I could see them . Now , boy , do thou watch , +For I can stay no longer . +If thou spy'st any , run and bring me word ; +And thou shalt find me at the Governor's . + + +Father , I warrant you ; take you no care ; +I'll never trouble you if I may spy them . + + +Talbot , my life , my joy ! again return'd ! +How wert thou handled being prisoner ? +Or by what means got'st thou to be releas'd , +Discourse , I prithee , on this turret's top . + +The Duke of Bedford had a prisoner +Called the brave Lord Ponton de Santrailles ; +For him I was exchang'd and ransomed . +But with a baser man at arms by far +Once in contempt they would have barter'd me : +Which I disdaining scorn'd , and craved death +Rather than I would be so vile-esteem'd . +In fine , redeem'd I was as I desir'd . +But , O ! the treacherous Fastolfe wounds my heart : +Whom with my bare fists I would execute +If I now had him brought into my power . + +Yet tell'st thou not how thou wert entertain'd . + +With scoffs and scorns and contumelious taunts . +In open market-place produc'd they me , +To be a public spectacle to all : +Here , said they , is the terror of the French , +The scarecrow that affrights our children so . +Then broke I from the officers that led me , +And with my nails digg'd stones out of the ground +To hurl at the beholders of my shame . +My grisly countenance made others fly . +None durst come near for fear of sudden death . +In iron walls they deem'd me not secure ; +So great fear of my name 'mongst them was spread +That they suppos'd I could rend bars of steel +And spurn in pieces posts of adamant : +Wherefore a guard of chosen shot I had , +That walk'd about me every minute-while ; +And if I did but stir out of my bed +Ready they were to shoot me to the heart . + + +I grieve to hear what torments you endur'd ; +But we will be reveng'd sufficiently . +Now it is supper-time in Orleans : +Here , through this grate , I count each one , +And view the Frenchmen how they fortify : +Let us look in ; the sight will much delight thee . +Sir Thomas Gargrave , and Sir William Glansdale , +Let me have your express opinions +Where is best place to make our battery next . + +I think at the North gate ; for there stand lords . + +And I , here , at the bulwark of the bridge . + +For aught I see , this city must be famish'd , +Or with light skirmishes enfeebled . + + +O Lord ! have mercy on us , wretched sinners . + +O Lord ! have mercy on me , woeful man . + +What chance is this that suddenly hath cross'd us ? +Speak , Salisbury ; at least , if thou canst speak : +How far'st thou , mirror of all martial men ? +One of thy eyes and thy cheek's side struck off ! +Accursed tower ! accursed fatal hand +That hath contriv'd this woeful tragedy ! +In thirteen battles Salisbury o'ercame ; +Henry the Fifth he first train'd to the wars ; +Whilst any trump did sound or drum struck up , +His sword did ne'er leave striking in the field . +Yet liv'st thou , Salisbury ? though thy speech doth fail , +One eye thou hast to look to heaven for grace : +The sun with one eye vieweth all the world . +Heaven , be thou gracious to none alive , +If Salisbury wants mercy at thy hands ! +Bear hence his body ; I will help to bury it . +Sir Thomas Gargrave , hast thou any life ? +Speak unto Talbot ; nay , look up to him . +Salisbury , cheer thy spirit with this comfort ; +Thou shalt not die , whiles +He beckons with his hand and smiles on me , +As who should say , 'When I am dead and gone , +Remember to avenge me on the French .' +Plantagenet , I will ; and like thee , Nero , +Play on the lute , beholding the towns burn : +Wretched shall France be only in my name . + +What stir is this ? What tumult's in the heavens ? +Whence cometh this alarum and the noise ? + + +My lord , my lord ! the French have gather'd head : +The Dauphin , with one Joan la Pucelle join'd , +A holy prophetess new risen up +Is come with a great power to raise the siege . + + +Hear , hear how dying Salisbury doth groan ! +It irks his heart he cannot be reveng'd . +Frenchmen , I'll be a Salisbury to you : +Pucelle or puzzel , dolphin or dogfish , +Your hearts I'll stamp out with my horse's heels +And make a quagmire of your mingled brains . +Convey me Salisbury into his tent , +And then we'll try what these dastard Frenchmen dare . + + +Where is my strength , my valour , and my force ? +Our English troops retire , I cannot stay them ; +A woman clad in armour chaseth them . + + +Here , here she comes . I'll have a bout with thee : +Devil , or devil's dam , I'll conjure thee : +Blood will I draw on thee , thou art a witch , + +And straightway give thy soul to him thou serv'st . + +Come , come ; 'tis only I that must disgrace thee . + + +Heavens , can you suffer hell so to prevail ? +My breast I'll burst with straining of my courage , +And from my shoulders crack my arms asunder , +But I will chastise this high-minded strumpet . + + +Talbot , farewell ; thy hour is not yet come : +I must go victual Orleans forthwith . + +O'ertake me if thou canst ; I scorn thy strength . +Go , go , cheer up thy hunger-starved men ; +Help Salisbury to make his testament : +This day is ours , as many more shall be . + + +My thoughts are whirled like a potter's wheel ; +I know not where I am , nor what I do : +A witch , by fear , not force , like Hannibal , +Drives back our troops and conquers as she lists : +So bees with smoke , and doves with noisome stench , +Are from their hives and houses driven away . +They call'd us for our fierceness English dogs ; +Now , like to whelps , we crying run away . + +Hark , countrymen ! either renew the fight , +Or tear the lions out of England's coat ; +Renounce your soil , give sheep in lions' stead : +Sheep run not half so treacherous from the wolf , +Or horse or oxen from the leopard , +As you fly from your oft-subdued slaves . + +It will not be : retire into your trenches : +You all consented unto Salisbury's death , +For none would strike a stroke in his revenge . +Pucelle is entered into Orleans +In spite of us or aught that we could do . +O ! would I were to die with Salisbury . +The shame hereof will make me hide my head . + + +Advance our waving colours on the walls ; +Rescu'd is Orleans from the English : +Thus Joan la Pucelle hath perform'd her word . + +Divinest creature , Astr a's daughter , +How shall I honour thee for this success ? +Thy promises are like Adonis' gardens , +That one day bloom'd and fruitful were the next . +France , triumph in thy glorious prophetess ! +Recover'd is the town of Orleans : +More blessed hap did ne'er befall our state . + +Why ring not out the bells throughout the town ? +Dauphin , command the citizens make bonfires +And feast and banquet in the open streets , +To celebrate the joy that God hath given us . + +All France will be replete with mirth and joy , +When they shall hear how we have play'd the men . + +'Tis Joan , not we , by whom the day is won ; +For which I will divide my crown with her ; +And all the priests and friars in my realm +Shall in procession sing her endless praise . +A statelier pyramis to her I'll rear +Than Rhodope's or Memphis ever was : +In memory of her when she is dead , +Her ashes , in an urn more precious +Than the rich-jewell'd coffer of Darius , +Transported shall be at high festivals +Before the kings and queens of France . +No longer on Saint Denis will we cry , +But Joan la Pucelle shall be France's saint . +Come in , and let us banquet royally , +After this golden day of victory . + +Sirs , take your places and be vigilant . +If any noise or soldier you perceive +Near to the walls , by some apparent sign +Let us have knowledge at the court of guard . + +Sergeant , you shall . + +Thus are poor servitors +When others sleep upon their quiet beds +Constrain'd to watch in darkness , rain , and cold . + + +Lord regent , and redoubted Burgundy , +By whose approach the regions of Artois , +Walloon , and Picardy , are friends to us , +This happy night the Frenchmen are secure , +Having all day carous'd and banqueted : +Embrace we then this opportunity , +As fitting best to quittance their deceit +Contriv'd by art and baleful sorcery . + +Coward of France ! how much he wrongs his fame , +Despairing of his own arm's fortitude , +To join with witches and the help of hell ! + +Traitors have never other company . +But what's that Pucelle whom they term so pure ? + +A maid , they say . + +A maid , and be so martial ! + +Pray God she prove not masculine ere long ; +If underneath the standard of the French +She carry armour , as she hath begun . + +Well , let them practise and converse with spirits ; +God is our fortress , in whose conquering name +Let us resolve to scale their flinty bulwarks . + +Ascend , brave Talbot ; we will follow thee . + +Not all together : better far , I guess , +That we do make our entrance several ways , +That if it chance the one of us do fail , +The other yet may rise against their force . + +Agreed . I'll to yond corner . + +And I to this . + +And here will Talbot mount , or make his grave . +Now , Salisbury , for thee , and for the right +Of English Henry , shall this night appear +How much in duty I am bound to both . + + +Arm , arm ! the enemy doth make assault ! + +How now , my lords ! what ! all unready so ? + +Unready ! ay , and glad we 'scap'd so well . + +'Twas time , I trow , to wake and leave our beds , +Hearing alarums at our chamber-doors . + +Of all exploits since first I follow'd arms , +Ne'er heard I of a war-like enterprise +More venturous or desperate than this . + +I think this Talbot be a fiend of hell . + +If not of hell , the heavens , sure , favour him . + +Here cometh Charles : I marvel how he sped . + +Tut ! holy Joan was his defensive guard . + + +Is this thy cunning , thou deceitful dame ? +Didst thou at first , to flatter us withal , +Make us partakers of a little gain , +That now our loss might be ten times so much ? + +Wherefore is Charles impatient with his friend ? +At all times will you have my power alike ? +Sleeping or waking must I still prevail , +Or will you blame and lay the fault on me ? +Improvident soldiers ! had your watch been good , +This sudden mischief never could have fall'n . + +Duke of Alen on , this was your default , +That , being captain of the watch to-night , +Did look no better to that weighty charge . + +Had all your quarters been so safely kept +As that whereof I had the government , +We had not been thus shamefully surpris'd . + +Mine was secure . + +And so was mine , my lord . + +And for myself , most part of all this night , +Within her quarter and mine own precinct +I was employ'd in passing to and fro , +About relieving of the sentinels : +Then how or which way should they first break in ? + +Question , my lords , no further of the case , +How or which way : 'tis sure they found some place +But weakly guarded , where the breach was made . +And now there rests no other shift but this ; +To gather our soldiers , scatter'd and dispers'd , +And lay new platforms to endamage them . + +I'll be so bold to take what they have left . +The cry of Talbot serves me for a sword ; +For I have loaden me with many spoils , +Using no other weapon but his name . + + +The day begins to break , and night is fled , +Whose pitchy mantle over-veil'd the earth . +Here sound retreat , and cease our hot pursuit . + + +Bring forth the body of old Salisbury , +And here advance it in the market-place , +The middle centre of this cursed town . +Now have I paid my vow unto his soul ; +For every drop of blood was drawn from him +There hath at least five Frenchmen died to-night . +And that hereafter ages may behold +What ruin happen'd in revenge of him , +Within their chiefest temple I'll erect +A tomb wherein his corse shall be interr'd : +Upon the which , that every one may read , +Shall be engrav'd the sack of Orleans , +The treacherous manner of his mournful death , +And what a terror he had been to France . +But , lords , in all our bloody massacre , +I muse we met not with the Dauphin's grace , +His new-come champion , virtuous Joan of Arc , +Nor any of his false confederates . + +'Tis thought , Lord Talbot , when the fight began , +Rous'd on the sudden from their drowsy beds , +They did amongst the troops of armed men +Leap o'er the walls for refuge in the field . + +Myself as far as I could well discern +For smoke and dusky vapours of the night +Am sure I scar'd the Dauphin and his trull , +When arm in arm they both came swiftly running , +Like to a pair of loving turtle-doves +That could not live asunder day or night . +After that things are set in order here , +We'll follow them with all the power we have . + + +All hail , my lords ! Which of this princely train +Call ye the war-like Talbot , for his acts +So much applauded through the realm of France ? + +Here is the Talbot : who would speak with him ? + +The virtuous lady , Countess of Auvergne , +With modesty admiring thy renown , +By me entreats , great lord , thou wouldst vouchsafe +To visit her poor castle where she lies , +That she may boast she hath beheld the man +Whose glory fills the world with loud report . + +Is it even so ? Nay , then , I see our wars +Will turn into a peaceful comic sport , +When ladies crave to be encounter'd with . +You may not , my lord , despise her gentle suit . + +Ne'er trust me then ; for when a world of men +Could not prevail with all their oratory , +Yet hath a woman's kindness over-rul'd : +And therefore tell her I return great thanks , +And in submission will attend on her . +Will not your honours bear me company ? + +No , truly ; it is more than manners will ; +And I have heard it said , unbidden guests +Are often welcomest when they are gone . + +Well then , alone ,since there's no remedy , +I mean to prove this lady's courtesy . +Come hither , captain . + +You perceive my mind . + +I do , my lord , and mean accordingly . + + +Porter , remember what I gave in charge ; +And when you have done so , bring the keys to me . + +Madam , I will . + + +The plot is laid : if all things fall out right , +I shall as famous be by this exploit +As Scythian Tomyris by Cyrus' death . +Great is the rumour of this dreadful knight , +And his achievements of no less account : +Fain would mine eyes be witness with mine ears , +To give their censure of these rare reports . + + +Madam , +According as your ladyship desir'd , +By message crav'd , so is Lord Talbot come . + +And he is welcome . What ! is this the man ? + +Madam , it is . + +Is this the scourge of France ? +Is this the Talbot , so much fear'd abroad , +That with his name the mothers still their babes ? +I see report is fabulous and false : +I thought I should have seen some Hercules , +A second Hector , for his grim aspect , +And large proportion of his strong-knit limbs . +Alas ! this is a child , a silly dwarf : +It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp +Should strike such terror to his enemies . + +Madam , I have been bold to trouble you ; +But since your ladyship is not at leisure , +I'll sort some other time to visit you . + +What means he now ? Go ask him whither he goes . + +Stay , my Lord Talbot ; for my lady craves +To know the cause of your abrupt departure . + +Marry , for that she's in a wrong belief , +I go to certify her Talbot's here . + + +If thou be he , then art thou prisoner . + +Prisoner ! to whom ? + +To me , blood-thirsty lord ; +And for that cause I train'd thee to my house . +Long time thy shadow hath been thrall to me , +For in my gallery thy picture hangs : +But now the substance shall endure the like , +And I will chain these legs and arms of thine , +That hast by tyranny , these many years +Wasted our country , slain our citizens , +And sent our sons and husbands captivate . + +Ha , ha , ha ! + +Laughest thou , wretch ? thy mirth shall turn to moan . + +I laugh to see your ladyship so fond +To think that you have aught but Talbot's shadow , +Whereon to practise your severity . + +Why , art not thou the man ? + +I am , indeed . + +Then have I substance too . + +No , no , I am but shadow of myself : +You are deceiv'd , my substance is not here ; +For what you see is but the smallest part +And least proportion of humanity . +I tell you , madam , were the whole frame here , +It is of such a spacious lofty pitch , +Your roof were not sufficient to contain it . + +This is a riddling merchant for the nonce ; +He will be here , and yet he is not here : +How can these contrarieties agree ? + +That will I show you presently . + + +How say you , madam ? are you now persuaded +That Talbot is but shadow of himself ? +These are his substance , sinews , arms , and strength , +With which he yoketh your rebellious necks , +Razeth your cities , and subverts your towns , + +And in a moment makes them desolate . + +Victorious Talbot ! pardon my abuse : +I find thou art no less than fame hath bruited , +And more than may be gather'd by thy shape . +Let my presumption not provoke thy wrath ; +For I am sorry that with reverence +I did not entertain thee as thou art . + +Be not dismay'd , fair lady ; nor misconster +The mind of Talbot as you did mistake +The outward composition of his body . +What you have done hath not offended me ; +Nor other satisfaction do I crave , +But only , with your patience , that we may +Taste of your wine and see what cates you have ; +For soldiers' stomachs always serve them well . + +With all my heart , and think me honoured +To feast so great a warrior in my house . + + +Great lords , and gentlemen , what means this silence ? +Dare no man answer in a case of truth ? + +Within the Temple hall we were too loud ; +The garden here is more convenient . + +Then say at once if I maintain'd the truth , +Or else was wrangling Somerset in the error ? + +Faith , I have been a truant in the law , +And never yet could frame my will to it ; +And therefore frame the law unto my will . + +Judge you , my Lord of Warwick , then , between us . + +Between two hawks , which flies the higher pitch ; +Between two dogs , which hath the deeper mouth ; +Between two blades , which bears the better temper ; +Between two horses , which doth bear him best ; +Between two girls , which hath the merriest eye ; +I have perhaps , some shallow spirit of judgment ; +But in these nice sharp quillets of the law , +Good faith , I am no wiser than a daw . + +Tut , tut ! here is a mannerly forbearance : +The truth appears so naked on my side , +That any purblind eye may find it out . + +And on my side it is so well apparell'd , +So clear , so shining , and so evident , +That it will glimmer through a blind man's eye . + +Since you are tongue-tied , and so loath to speak , +In dumb significants proclaim your thoughts : +Let him that is a true-born gentleman , +And stands upon the honour of his birth , +If he suppose that I have pleaded truth , +From off this brier pluck a white rose with me . + +Let him that is no coward nor no flatterer , +But dare maintain the party of the truth , +Pluck a red rose from off this thorn with me . + +I love no colours , and , without all colour +Of base insinuating flattery +I pluck this white rose with Plantagenet . + +I pluck this red rose with young Somerset : +And say withal I think he held the right . + +Stay , lords and gentlemen , and pluck no more , +Till you conclude that he , upon whose side +The fewest roses are cropp'd from the tree , +Shall yield the other in the right opinion . + +Good Master Vernon , it is well objected : +If I have fewest I subscribe in silence . + +And I . + +Then for the truth and plainness of the case , +I pluck this pale and maiden blossom here , +Giving my verdict on the white rose side . + +Prick not your finger as you pluck it off , +Lest bleeding you do paint the white rose red , +And fall on my side so , against your will . + +If I , my lord , for my opinion bleed , +Opinion shall be surgeon to my hurt , +And keep me on the side where still I am . + +Well , well , come on : who else ? + +Unless my study and my books be false , +The argument you held was wrong in you , +In sign whereof I pluck a white rose too . + +Now , Somerset , where is your argument ? + +Here , in my scabbard ; meditating that +Shall dye your white rose in a bloody red . + +Meantime , your cheeks do counterfeit our roses ; +For pale they look with fear , as witnessing +The truth on our side . + +No , Plantagenet , +'Tis not for fear but anger that thy cheeks +Blush for pure shame to counterfeit our roses , +And yet thy tongue will not confess thy error . + +Hath not thy rose a canker , Somerset ? + +Hath not thy rose a thorn , Plantagenet ? + +Ay , sharp and piercing , to maintain his truth ; +Whiles thy consuming canker eats his falsehood . + +Well , I'll find friends to wear my bleeding roses , +That shall maintain what I have said is true , +Where false Plantagenet dare not be seen . + +Now , by this maiden blossom in my hand , +I scorn thee and thy faction , peevish boy . + +Turn not thy scorns this way , Plantagenet . + +Proud Pole , I will , and scorn both him and thee . + +I'll turn my part thereof into thy throat . + +Away , away ! good William de la Pole : +We grace the yeoman by conversing with him . + +Now , by God's will , thou wrong'st him , Somerset : +His grandfather was Lionel , Duke of Clarence , +Third son to the third Edward , King of England . +Spring crestless yeomen from so deep a root ? + +He bears him on the place's privilege , +Or durst not , for his craven heart , say thus . + +By Him that made me , I'll maintain my words +On any plot of ground in Christendom . +Was not thy father , Richard Earl of Cambridge , +For treason executed in our late king's days ? +And , by his treason stand'st not thou attainted , +Corrupted , and exempt from ancient gentry ? +His trespass yet lives guilty in thy blood ; +And , till thou be restor'd , thou art a yeoman . + +My father was attached , not attained ; +Condemn'd to die for treason , but no traitor ; +And that I'll prove on better men than Somerset , +Were growing time once ripen'd to my will . +For your partaker Pole and you yourself , +I'll note you in my book of memory , +To scourge you for this apprehension : +Look to it well and say you are well warn'd . + +Ah , thou shalt find us ready for thee still , +And know us by these colours for thy foes ; +For these my friends in spite of thee shall wear . + +And , by my soul , this pale and angry rose , +As cognizance of my blood-drinking hate , +Will I for ever and my faction wear , +Until it wither with me to my grave +Or flourish to the height of my degree . + +Go forward , and be chok'd with thy ambition : +And so farewell until I meet thee next . + + +Have with thee , Pole . Farewell , ambitious Richard . + + +How I am brav'd and must perforce endure it ! + +This blot that they object against your house +Shall be wip'd out in the next parliament , +Call'd for the truce of Winchester and Gloucester ; +And if thou be not then created York , +I will not live to be accounted Warwick . +Meantime in signal of my love to thee , +Against proud Somerset and William Pole , +Will I upon thy party wear this rose . +And here I prophesy : this brawl to-day , +Grown to this faction in the Temple garden , +Shall send between the red rose and the white +A thousand souls to death and deadly night . + +Good Master Vernon , I am bound to you , +That you on my behalf would pluck a flower . + +In your behalf still would I wear the same . + +And so will I . + +Thanks , gentle sir . +Come , let us four to dinner : I dare say +This quarrel will drink blood another day . + + +Kind keepers of my weak decaying age , +Let dying Mortimer here rest himself . +Even like a man new haled from the rack , +So fare my limbs with long imprisonment ; +And these gray locks , the pursuivants of death , +Nestor-like aged , in an age of care , +Argue the end of Edmund Mortimer . +These eyes , like lamps whose wasting oil is spent , +Wax dim , as drawing to their exigent ; +Weak shoulders , overborne with burdening grief , +And pithless arms , like to a wither'd vine +That droops his sapless branches to the ground : +Yet are these feet , whose strengthless stay is numb , +Unable to support this lump of clay , +Swift-winged with desire to get a grave , +As witting I no other comfort have . +But tell me , keeper , will my nephew come ? + +Richard Plantagenet , my lord , will come : +We sent unto the Temple , unto his chamber . +And answer was return'd that he will come . + +Enough : my soul shall then be satisfied . +Poor gentleman ! his wrong doth equal mine . +Since Henry Monmouth first began to reign , +Before whose glory I was great in arms , +This loathsome sequestration have I had ; +And even since then hath Richard been obscur'd , +Depriv'd of honour and inheritance . +But now the arbitrator of despairs , +Just death , kind umpire of men's miseries , +With sweet enlargement doth dismiss me hence : +I would his troubles likewise were expir'd , +That so he might recover what was lost . + + +My lord , your loving nephew now is come . + +Richard Plantagenet , my friend , is he come ? + +Ay , noble uncle , thus ignobly us'd , +Your nephew , late despised Richard , comes . + +Direct mine arms I may embrace his neck , +And in his bosom spend my latter gasp : +O ! tell me when my lips do touch his cheeks , +That I may kindly give one fainting kiss . +And now declare , sweet stem from York's great stock , +Why didst thou say of late thou wert despis'd ? + +First , lean thine aged back against mine arm ; +And in that ease , I'll tell thee my disease . +This day , in argument upon a case , +Some words there grew 'twixt Somerset and me ; +Among which terms he us'd a lavish tongue +And did upbraid me with my father's death : +Which obloquy set bars before my tongue , +Else with the like I had requited him . +Therefore , good uncle , for my father's sake , +In honour of a true Plantagenet , +And for alliance sake , declare the cause +My father , Earl of Cambridge , lost his head . + +That cause , fair nephew , that imprison'd me , +And hath detain'd me all my flow'ring youth +Within a loathsome dungeon , there to pine , +Was cursed instrument of his decease . + +Discover more at large what cause that was , +For I am ignorant and cannot guess . + +I will , if that my fading breath permit , +And death approach not ere my tale be done . +Henry the Fourth , grandfather to this king , +Depos'd his nephew Richard , Edward's son , +The first-begotten , and the lawful heir +Of Edward king , the third of that descent : +During whose reign the Percies of the North , +Finding his usurpation most unjust , +Endeavour'd my advancement to the throne . +The reason mov'd these warlike lords to this +Was , for that young King Richard thus remov'd , +Leaving no heir begotten of his body +I was the next by birth and parentage ; +For by my mother I derived am +From Lionel Duke of Clarence , the third son +To King Edward the Third ; whereas he +From John of Gaunt doth bring his pedigree , +Being but fourth of that heroic line . +But mark : as , in this haughty great attempt +They laboured to plant the rightful heir , +I lost my liberty , and they their lives . +Long after this , when Henry the Fifth +Succeeding his father Bolingbroke , did reign , +Thy father , Earl of Cambridge , then deriv'd +From famous Edmund Langley , Duke of York , +Marrying my sister that thy mother was , +Again in pity of my hard distress +Levied an army , weening to redeem +And have install'd me in the diadem ; +But , as the rest , so fell that noble earl , +And was beheaded . Thus the Mortimers , +In whom the title rested , were suppress'd . + +Of which , my lord , your honour is the last . + +True ; and thou seest that I no issue have , +And that my fainting words do warrant death : +Thou art my heir ; the rest I wish thee gather : +But yet be wary in thy studious care . + +Thy grave admonishments prevail with me . +But yet methinks my father's execution +Was nothing less than bloody tyranny . + +With silence , nephew , be thou politic : +Strong-fixed is the house of Lancaster , +And like a mountain , not to be remov'd . +But now thy uncle is removing hence , +As princes do their courts , when they are cloy'd +With long continuance in a settled place . + +O uncle ! would some part of my young years +Might but redeem the passage of your age . + +Thou dost then wrong me ,as the slaughterer doth , +Which giveth many wounds when one will kill . +Mourn not , except thou sorrow for my good ; +Only give order for my funeral : +And so farewell ; and fair be all thy hopes , +And prosperous be thy life in peace and war ! + + +And peace , no war , befall thy parting soul ! +In prison hast thou spent a pilgrimage , +And like a hermit overpass'd thy days . +Well , I will lock his counsel in my breast ; +And what I do imagine let that rest . +Keepers , convey him hence ; and I myself +Will see his burial better than his life . + +Here dies the dusky torch of Mortimer , +Chok'd with ambition of the meaner sort : +And , for those wrongs , those bitter injuries , +Which Somerset hath offer'd to my house , +I doubt not but with honour to redress ; +And therefore haste I to the parliament , +Either to be restored to my blood , +Or make my ill the advantage of my good . + + +Com'st thou with deep premeditated lines , +With written pamphlets studiously devis'd , +Humphrey of Gloucester ? If thou canst accuse , +Or aught intend'st to lay unto my charge , +Do it without invention , suddenly ; +As I , with sudden and extemporal speech +Purpose to answer what thou canst object . + +Presumptuous priest ! this place commands my patience +Or thou shouldst find thou hast dishonour'd me . +Think not , although in writing I preferr'd +The manner of thy vile outrageous crimes , +That therefore I have forg'd , or am not able +Verbatim to rehearse the method of my pen : +No , prelate ; such is thy audacious wickedness , +Thy lewd , pestiferous , and dissentious pranks , +As very infants prattle of thy pride . +Thou art a most pernicious usurer , +Froward by nature , enemy to peace ; +Lascivious , wanton , more than well beseems +A man of thy profession and degree ; +And for thy treachery , what's more manifest ? +In that thou laid'st a trap to take my life +As well at London Bridge as at the Tower . +Beside , I fear me , if thy thoughts were sifted , +The king , thy sov'reign , is not quite exempt +From envious malice of thy swelling heart . + +Gloucester , I do defy thee . Lords , vouchsafe +To give me hearing what I shall reply . +If I were covetous , ambitious , or perverse , +As he will have me , how am I so poor ? +Or how haps it I seek not to advance +Or raise myself , but keep my wonted calling ? +And for dissension , who preferreth peace +More than I do , except I be provok'd ? +No , my good lords , it is not that offends ; +It is not that that hath incens'd the duke : +It is , because no one should sway but he ; +No one but he should be about the king ; +And that engenders thunder in his breast , +And makes him roar these accusations forth . +But he shall know I am as good + +As good ! +Thou bastard of my grandfather ! + +Ay , lordly sir ; for what are you , I pray , +But one imperious in another's throne ? + +Am I not protector , saucy priest ? + +And am not I a prelate of the church ? + +Yes , as an outlaw in a castle keeps , +And useth it to patronage his theft . + +Unreverent Gloucester ! + +Thou art reverent , +Touching thy spiritual function , not thy life . + +Rome shall remedy this . + +Roam thither then . + +My lord , it were your duty to forbear . + +Ay , see the bishop be not overborne . + +Methinks my lord should be religious , +And know the office that belongs to such . + +Methinks his lordship should be humbler ; +It fitteth not a prelate so to plead . + +Yes , when his holy state is touch'd so near . + +State holy , or unhallow'd , what of that ? +Is not his Grace protector to the king ? + +Plantagenet , I see , must hold his tongue , +Lest it be said , 'Speak , sirrah , when you should ; +Must your bold verdict enter talk with lords ?' +Else would I have a fling at Winchester . + +Uncles of Gloucester and of Winchester , +The special watchmen of our English weal , +I would prevail , if prayers might prevail , +To join your hearts in love and amity . +O ! what a scandal is it to our crown , +That two such noble peers as ye should jar . +Believe me , lords , my tender years can tell +Civil dissension is a viperous worm , +That gnaws the bowels of the commonwealth . + +What tumult's this ? + +An uproar , I dare warrant , +Begun through malice of the bishop's men . + +O , my good lords , and virtuous Henry , +Pity the city of London , pity us ! +The bishop and the Duke of Gloucester's men , +Forbidden late to carry any weapon , +Have fill'd their pockets full of pebble stones , +And banding themselves in contrary parts +Do pelt so fast at one another's pate , +That many have their giddy brains knock'd out : +Our windows are broke down in every street , +And we for fear compell'd to shut our shops . + + +We charge you , on allegiance to ourself , +To hold your slaught'ring hands , and keep the peace . +Pray , uncle Gloucester , mitigate this strife . + +Nay , if we be forbidden stones , we'll fall to it with our teeth . + +Do what ye dare , we are as resolute . + + +You of my household , leave this peevish broil , +And set this unaccustom'd fight aside . + +My lord , we know your Grace to be a man +Just and upright , and , for your royal birth , +Inferior to none but to his majesty ; +And ere that we will suffer such a prince , +So kind a father of the commonweal , +To be disgraced by an inkhorn mate , +We and our wives and children all will fight , +And have our bodies slaught'red by thy foes . + +Ay , and the very parings of our nails +Shall pitch a field when we are dead . + + +Stay , stay , I say ! +And , if you love me , as you say you do , +Let me persuade you to forbear a while . + +O ! how this discord doth afflict my soul ! +Can you , my Lord of Winchester , behold +My sighs and tears and will not once relent ? +Who should be pitiful if you be not ? +Or who should study to prefer a peace +If holy churchmen take delight in broils ? + +Yield , my Lord Protector ; yield , Winchester ; +Except you mean with obstinate repulse +To slay your sov'reign and destroy the realm . +You see what mischief and what murder too +Hath been enacted through your enmity : +Then be at peace , except ye thirst for blood . + +He shall submit or I will never yield . + +Compassion on the king commands me stoop ; +Or I would see his heart out ere the priest +Should ever get that privilege of me . + +Behold , my Lord of Winchester , the duke +Hath banish'd moody discontented fury , +As by his smoothed brows it doth appear : +Why look you still so stern and tragical ? + +Here , Winchester , I offer thee my hand . + +Fie , uncle Beaufort ! I have heard you preach , +That malice was a great and grievous sin ; +And will not you maintain the thing you teach , +But prove a chief offender in the same ? + +Sweet king ! the bishop hath a kindly gird . +For shame , my Lord of Winchester , relent ! +What ! shall a child instruct you what to do ? + +Well , Duke of Gloucester , I will yield to thee ; +Love for thy love and hand for hand I give . + +Ay ; but I fear me , with a hollow heart . +See here , my friends and loving countrymen , +This token serveth for a flag of truce , +Betwixt ourselves and all our followers . +So help me God , as I dissemble not ! + +So help me God , as I intend it not ! + +O loving uncle , kind Duke of Gloucester , +How joyful am I made by this contract ! +Away , my masters ! trouble us no more ; +But join in friendship , as your lords have done . + +Content : I'll to the surgeon's . + +And so will I . + +And I will see what physic the tavern affords . + + +Accept this scroll , most gracious sovereign , +Which in the right of Richard Plantagenet +We do exhibit to your majesty . + +Well urg'd , my Lord of Warwick : for , sweet prince , +An if your Grace mark every circumstance , +You have great reason to do Richard right ; +Especially for those occasions +At Eltham-place I told your majesty . + +And those occasions , uncle , were of force : +Therefore , my loving lords , our pleasure is +That Richard be restored to his blood . + +Let Richard be restored to his blood ; +So shall his father's wrongs be recompens'd . + +As will the rest , so willeth Winchester . + +If Richard will be true , not that alone , +But all the whole inheritance I give +That doth belong unto the house of York , +From whence you spring by lineal descent . + +Thy humble servant vows obedience , +And humble service till the point of death . + +Stoop then and set your knee against my foot ; +And , in reguerdon of that duty done , +I girt thee with the valiant sword of York : +Rise , Richard , like a true Plantagenet , +And rise created princely Duke of York . + +And so thrive Richard as thy foes may fall ! +And as my duty springs , so perish they +That grudge one thought against your majesty ! + +Welcome , high prince , the mighty Duke of York ! + +Perish , base prince , ignoble Duke of York ! + +Now , will it best avail your majesty +To cross the seas and to be crown'd in France . +The presence of a king engenders love +Amongst his subjects and his loyal friends , +As it disanimates his enemies . + +When Gloucester says the word , King Henry goes ; +For friendly counsel cuts off many foes . + +Your ships already are in readiness . + + +Ay , we may march in England or in France , +Not seeing what is likely to ensue . +This late dissension grown betwixt the peers +Burns under feigned ashes of forg'd love , +And will at last break out into a flame : +As fester'd members rot but by degree , +Till bones and flesh and sinews fall away , +So will this base and envious discord breed . +And now I fear that fatal prophecy +Which in the time of Henry , nam'd the Fifth , +Was in the mouth of every sucking babe ; +That Henry born at Monmouth should win all ; +And Henry born at Windsor should lose all : +Which is so plain that Exeter doth wish +His days may finish ere that hapless time . + +These are the city gates , the gates of Roan , +Through which our policy must make a breach : +Take heed , be wary how you place your words ; +Talk like the vulgar sort of market-men +That come to gather money for their corn . +If we have entrance ,as I hope we shall , +And that we find the slothful watch but weak , +I'll by a sign give notice to our friends , +That Charles the Dauphin may encounter them . + +Our sacks shall be a mean to sack the city , +And we be lords and rulers over Roan ; +Therefore we'll knock . + + +Qui est l ? + +Paisans , pauvres gens de France : +Poor market-folks that come to sell their corn . + +Enter , go in ; the market-bell is rung . + +Now , Roan , I'll shake thy bulwarks to the ground . + +Saint Denis bless this happy stratagem ! +And once again we'll sleep secure in Roan . + +Here enter'd Pucelle and her practisants ; +Now she is there how will she specify +Where is the best and safest passage in ? + +By thrusting out a torch from yonder tower ; +Which , once discern'd , shows that her meaning is , +No way to that , for weakness , which she enter'd . + + +Behold ! this is the happy wedding torch +That joineth Roan unto her countrymen , +But burning fatal to the Talbotites ! + + +See , noble Charles , the beacon of our friend , +The burning torch in yonder turret stands . + +Now shine it like a comet of revenge , +A prophet to the fall of all our foes ! + +Defer no time , delays have dangerous ends ; +Enter , and cry 'The Dauphin !' presently , +And then do execution on the watch . + +France , thou shalt rue this treason with thy tears , +If Talbot but survive thy treachery . +Pucelle , that witch , that damned sorceress , +Hath wrought this hellish mischief unawares , +That hardly we escap'd the pride of France . + + +Good morrow , gallants ! Want ye corn for bread ? +I think the Duke of Burgundy will fast +Before he'll buy again at such a rate . +'Twas full of darnel ; do you like the taste ? + +Scoff on , vile fiend and shameless courtezan ! +I trust ere long to choke thee with thine own , +And make thee curse the harvest of that corn . + +Your Grace may starve perhaps , before that time . + +O ! let no words , but deeds , revenge this treason ! + +What will you do , good grey-beard ? break a lance , +And run a tilt at death within a chair ? + +Foul fiend of France , and hag of all despite , +Encompass'd with thy lustful paramours ! +Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age +And twit with cowardice a man half dead ? +Damsel , I'll have a bout with you again , +Or else let Talbot perish with this shame . + +Are you so hot , sir ? Yet , Pucelle , hold thy peace ; +If Talbot do but thunder , rain will follow . + +God speed the parliament ! who shall be the speaker ? + +Dare ye come forth and meet us in the field ? + +Belike your lordship takes us then for fools , +To try if that our own be ours or no . + +I speak not to that railing Hecate , +But unto thee , Alen on , and the rest ; +Will ye , like soldiers , come and fight it out ? + +Signior , no . + +Signior , hang ! base muleters of France ! +Like peasant foot-boys do they keep the walls , +And dare not take up arms like gentlemen . + +Away , captains ! let's get us from the walls ; +For Talbot means no-goodness , by his looks . +God be wi' you , my lord ! we came but to tell you +That we are here . + + +And there will we be too , ere it be long , +Or else reproach be Talbot's greatest fame ! +Vow , Burgundy , by honour of thy house , +Prick'd on by public wrongs sustain'd in France , +Either to get the town again , or die ; +And I , as sure as English Henry lives , +And as his father here was conqueror , +As sure as in this late-betrayed town +Great C ur-de-lion's heart was buried , +So sure I swear to get the town or die . + +My vows are equal partners with thy vows . + +But , ere we go , regard this dying prince , +The valiant Duke of Bedford . Come , my lord , +We will bestow you in some better place , +Fitter for sickness and for crazy age . + +Lord Talbot , do not so dishonour me : +Here will I sit before the walls of Roan , +And will be partner of your weal or woe . + +Courageous Bedford , let us now persuade you . + +Not to be gone from hence ; for once I read , +That stout Pendragon in his litter , sick , +Came to the field and vanquished his foes : +Methinks I should revive the soldiers' hearts , +Because I ever found them as myself . + +Undaunted spirit in a dying breast ! +Then be it so : heavens keep old Bedford safe ! +And now no more ado , brave Burgundy , +But gather we our forces out of hand , +And set upon our boasting enemy . + +Whither away , Sir John Fastolfe , in such haste ? + +Whither away ! to save myself by flight : +We are like to have the overthrow again . + +What ! will you fly , and leave Lord Talbot ? + +Ay , +All the Talbots in the world , to save my life . + + +Cowardly knight ! ill fortune follow thee ! + + +Now , quiet soul , depart when Heaven please , +For I have seen our enemies' overthrow . +What is the trust or strength of foolish man ? +They , that of late were daring with their scoffs +Are glad and fain by flight to save themselves . + +Lost , and recover'd in a day again ! +This is a double honour , Burgundy : +Yet heavens have glory for this victory ! + +Warlike and martial Talbot , Burgundy +Enshrines thee in his heart , and there erects +Thy noble deeds as valour's monument . + +Thanks , gentle duke . But where is Pucelle now ? +I think her old familiar is asleep . +Now where's the Bastard's braves , and Charles his gleeks ? +What ! all amort ? Roan hangs her head for grief , +That such a valiant company are fled . +Now will we take some order in the town , +Placing therein some expert officers , +And then depart to Paris to the king ; +For there young Henry with his nobles lie . + +What wills Lord Talbot pleaseth Burgundy . + +But yet , before we go , let's not forget +The noble Duke of Bedford late deceas'd , +But see his exequies fulfill'd in Roan : +A braver soldier never couched lance , +A gentler heart did never sway in court ; +But kings and mightiest potentates must die , +For that's the end of human misery . + + +Dismay not , princes , at this accident , +Nor grieve that Roan is so recovered : +Care is no cure , but rather corrosive , +For things that are not to be remedied . +Let frantic Talbot triumph for a while , +And like a peacock sweep along his tail ; +We'll pull his plumes and take away his train , +If Dauphin and the rest will be but rul'd . + +We have been guided by thee hitherto , +And of thy cunning had no diffidence : +One sudden foil shall never breed distrust . + +Search out thy wit for secret policies , +And we will make thee famous through the world . + +We'll set thy statue in some holy place +And have thee reverenc'd like a blessed saint : +Employ thee , then , sweet virgin , for our good . + +Then thus it must be ; this doth Joan devise : +By fair persuasions , mix'd with sugar'd words , +We will entice the Duke of Burgundy +To leave the Talbot and to follow us . + +Ay , marry , sweeting , if we could do that , +France were no place for Henry's warriors ; +Nor should that nation boast it so with us , +But be extirped from our provinces . + +For ever should they be expuls'd from France , +And not have title of an earldom here . + +Your honours shall perceive how I will work +To bring this matter to the wished end . + +Hark ! by the sound of drum you may perceive +Their powers are marching unto Paris-ward . + + +There goes the Talbot , with his colours spread , +And all the troops of English after him . + +Now in the rearward comes the duke and his : +Fortune in favour makes him lag behind . +Summon a parley ; we will talk with him . + +A parley with the Duke of Burgundy ! + +Who craves a parley with the Burgundy ? + +The princely Charles of France , thy countryman . + +What sayst thou , Charles ? for I am marching hence . + +Speak , Pucelle , and enchant him with thy words . + +Brave Burgundy , undoubted hope of France ! +Stay , let thy humble handmaid speak to thee . + +Speak on ; but be not over-tedious . + +Look on thy country , look on fertile France , +And see the cities and the towns defac'd +By wasting ruin of the cruel foe . +As looks the mother on her lowly babe +When death doth close his tender dying eyes , +See , see the pining malady of France ; +Behold the wounds , the most unnatural wounds , +Which thou thyself hast giv'n her woeful breast . +O ! turn thy edged sword another way ; +Strike those that hurt , and hurt not those that help . +One drop of blood drawn from thy country's bosom , +Should grieve thee more than streams of foreign gore : +Return thee therefore , with a flood of tears , +And wash away thy country's stained spots . + +Either she hath bewitch'd me with her words , +Or nature makes me suddenly relent . + +Besides , all French and France exclaims on thee , +Doubting thy birth and lawful progeny . +Who join'st thou with but with a lordly nation +That will not trust thee but for profit's sake ? +When Talbot hath set footing once in France , +And fashion'd thee that instrument of ill , +Who then but English Henry will be lord , +And thou be thrust out like a fugitive ? +Call we to mind , and mark but this for proof , +Was not the Duke of Orleans thy foe , +And was he not in England prisoner ? +But when they heard he was thine enemy , +They set him free , without his ransom paid , +In spite of Burgundy and all his friends . +See then , thou fight'st against thy countrymen ! +And join'st with them will be thy slaughtermen . +Come , come , return ; return thou wand'ring lord ; +Charles and the rest will take thee in their arms . + +I am vanquished ; these haughty words of hers +Have batter'd me like roaring cannon-shot , +And made me almost yield upon my knees . +Forgive me , country , and sweet countrymen ! +And , lords , accept this hearty kind embrace : +My forces and my power of men are yours . +So , farewell , Talbot ; I'll no longer trust thee . + +Done like a Frenchman : turn , and turn again ! + +Welcome , brave duke ! thy friendship makes us fresh . + +And doth beget new courage in our breasts . + +Pucelle hath bravely play'd her part in this , +And doth deserve a coronet of gold . + +Now let us on , my lords , and join our powers : +And seek how we may prejudice the foe . + + +My gracious prince , and honourable peers , +Hearing of your arrival in this realm , +I have a while giv'n truce unto my wars , +To do my duty to my sovereign : +In sign whereof , this arm ,that hath reclaim'd +To your obedience fifty fortresses , +Twelve cities , and seven walled towns of strength , +Beside five hundred prisoners of esteem , +Lets fall his sword before your highness' feet , + +And with submissive loyalty of heart , +Ascribes the glory of his conquest got , +First to my God , and next unto your Grace . + +Is this the Lord Talbot , uncle Gloucester , +That hath so long been resident in France ? + +Yes , if it please your majesty , my liege . + +Welcome , brave captain and victorious lord ! +When I was young ,as yet I am not old , +I do remember how my father said , +A stouter champion never handled sword . +Long since we were resolved of your truth , +Your faithful service and your toil in war ; +Yet never have you tasted our reward , +Or been reguerdon'd with so much as thanks , +Because till now we never saw your face : +Therefore , stand up ; and for these good deserts , +We here create you Earl of Shrewsbury ; +And in our coronation take your place . + + +Now , sir , to you , that were so hot at sea , +Disgracing of these colours that I wear +In honour of my noble Lord of York , +Dar'st thou maintain the former words thou spak'st ? + +Yes , sir : as well as you dare patronage +The envious barking of your saucy tongue +Against my lord the Duke of Somerset . + +Sirrah , thy lord I honour as he is . + +Why , what is he ? as good a man as York . + +Hark ye ; not so : in witness , take ye that . + + +Villain , thou know'st the law of arms is such +That , whoso draws a sword , 'tis present death , +Or else this blow should broach thy dearest blood . +But I'll unto his majesty , and crave +I may have liberty to venge this wrong ; +When thou shalt see I'll meet thee to thy cost . + +Well , miscreant , I'll be there as soon as you ; +And , after , meet you sooner than you would . + + +Lord bishop , set the crown upon his head . + +God save King Henry , of that name the sixth . + +Now , Governor of Paris , take your oath , + +That you elect no other king but him , +Esteem none friends but such as are his friends , +And none your foes but such as shall pretend +Malicious practices against his state : +This shall ye do , so help you righteous God ! + +My gracious sovereign ; as I rode from Calais , +To haste unto your coronation , +A letter was deliver'd to my hands , +Writ to your Grace from the Duke of Burgundy . + +Shame to the Duke of Burgundy and thee ! +I vow'd , base knight , when I did meet thee next , +To tear the garter from thy craven's leg ; + +Which I have done , because unworthily +Thou wast installed in that high degree . +Pardon me , princely Henry , and the rest : +This dastard , at the battle of Patay , +When but in all I was six thousand strong , +And that the French were almost ten to one , +Before we met or that a stroke was given , +Like to a trusty squire did run away : +In which assault we lost twelve hundred men ; +Myself , and divers gentlemen beside , +Were there surpris'd and taken prisoners . +Then judge , great lords , if I have done amiss ; +Or whether that such cowards ought to wear +This ornament of knighthood , yea , or no ? + +To say the truth , this fact was infamous +And ill beseeming any common man , +Much more a knight , a captain and a leader . + +When first this order was ordain'd , my lords , +Knights of the garter were of noble birth , +Valiant and virtuous , full of haughty courage , +Such as were grown to credit by the wars ; +Not fearing death , nor shrinking for distress , +But always resolute in most extremes . +He then that is not furnish'd in this sort +Doth but usurp the sacred name of knight , +Profaning this most honourable order ; +And should if I were worthy to be judge +Be quite degraded , like a hedge-born swain +That doth presume to boast of gentle blood . + +Stain to thy countrymen ! thou hear'st thy doom . +Be packing therefore , thou that wast a knight ; +Henceforth we banish thee on pain of death . + +And now , my Lord Protector , view the letter +Sent from our uncle Duke of Burgundy . + +What means his Grace , that he hath chang'd his style ? +No more , but plain and bluntly , To the King ! +Hath he forgot he is his sovereign ? +Or doth this churlish superscription +Pretend some alteration in good will ? +What's here ? I have , upon especial cause , +Mov'd with compassion of my country's wrack , +Together with the pitiful complaints +Of such as your oppression feeds upon , +Forsaken your pernicious faction , +And join'd with Charles , the rightful King of France . +O , monstrous treachery ! Can this be so , +That in alliance , amity , and oaths , +There should be found such false dissembling guile ? + +What ! doth my uncle Burgundy revolt ? + +He doth , my lord , and is become your foe . + +Is that the worst this letter doth contain ? + +It is the worst , and all , my lord , he writes . + +Why then , Lord Talbot there shall talk with him , +And give him chastisement for this abuse . +How say you , my lord ? are you not content ? + +Content , my liege ! Yes : but that I am prevented , +I should have begg'd I might have been employ'd . + +Then gather strength , and march unto him straight : +Let him perceive how ill we brook his treason , +And what offence it is to flout his friends . + +I go , my lord ; in heart desiring still +You may behold confusion of your foes . + +Grant me the combat , gracious sovereign ! + +And me , my lord ; grant me the combat too ! + +This is my servant : hear him , noble prince ! + +And this is mine : sweet Henry , favour him ! + +Be patient , lords ; and give them leave to speak . +Say , gentlemen , what makes you thus exclaim ? +And wherefore crave you combat ? or with whom ? + +With him , my lord ; for he hath done me wrong . + +And I with him ; for he hath done me wrong . + +What is that wrong whereof you both complain ? +First let me know , and then I'll answer you . + +Crossing the sea from England into France , +This fellow here , with envious carping tongue , +Upbraided me about the rose I wear ; +Saying , the sanguine colour of the leaves +Did represent my master's blushing cheeks , +When stubbornly he did repugn the truth +About a certain question in the law +Argu'd betwixt the Duke of York and him ; +With other vile and ignominious terms : +In confutation of which rude reproach , +And in defence of my lord's worthiness , +I crave the benefit of law of arms . + +And that is my petition , noble lord : +For though he seem with forged quaint conceit , +To set a gloss upon his bold intent , +Yet know , my lord , I was provok'd by him ; +And he first took exceptions at this badge , +Pronouncing , that the paleness of this flower +Bewray'd the faintness of my master's heart . + +Will not this malice , Somerset , be left ? + +Your private grudge , my Lord of York , will out , +Though ne'er so cunningly you smother it . + +Good Lord ! what madness rules in brain-sick men , +When , for so slight and frivolous a cause , +Such factious emulations shall arise ! +Good cousins both , of York and Somerset , +Quiet yourselves , I pray , and be at peace . + +Let this dissension first be tried by fight , +And then your highness shall command a peace . + +The quarrel toucheth none but us alone ; +Betwixt ourselves let us decide it , then . + +There is my pledge ; accept it , Somerset . + +Nay , let it rest where it began at first . + +Confirm it so , mine honourable lord . + +Confirm it so ! Confounded be your strife ! +And perish ye , with your audacious prate ! +Presumptuous vassals ! are you not asham'd , +With this immodest clamorous outrage +To trouble and disturb the king and us ? +And you , my lords , methinks you do not well +To bear with their perverse objections ; +Much less to take occasion from their mouths +To raise a mutiny betwixt yourselves : +Let me persuade you take a better course . + +It grieves his highness : good my lords , be friends . + +Come hither , you that would be combatants . +Henceforth I charge you , as you love our favour , +Quite to forget this quarrel and the cause . +And you , my lords , remember where we are ; +In France , amongst a fickle wav'ring nation . +If they perceive dissension in our looks , +And that within ourselves we disagree , +How will their grudging stomachs be provok'd +To wilful disobedience , and rebel ! +Beside , what infamy will there arise , +When foreign princes shall be certified +That for a toy , a thing of no regard , +King Henry's peers and chief nobility +Destroy'd themselves , and lost the realm of France ! +O ! think upon the conquest of my father , +My tender years , and let us not forego +That for a trifle that was bought with blood ! +Let me be umpire in this doubtful strife . +I see no reason , if I wear this rose , + +That any one should therefore be suspicious +I more incline to Somerset than York : +Both are my kinsmen , and I love them both . +As well they may upbraid me with my crown , +Because , forsooth , the King of Scots is crown'd . +But your discretions better can persuade +Than I am able to instruct or teach : +And therefore , as we hither came in peace , +So let us still continue peace and love . +Cousin of York , we institute your Grace +To be our regent in these parts of France : +And , good my Lord of Somerset , unite +Your troops of horsemen with his bands of foot ; +And like true subjects , sons of your progenitors , +Go cheerfully together and digest +Your angry choler on your enemies . +Ourself , my Lord Protector , and the rest , +After some respite will return to Calais ; +From thence to England ; where I hope ere long +To be presented by your victories , +With Charles , Alen on , and that traitorous rout . + + +My Lord of York , I promise you , the king Prettily , methought , did play the orator . + +And so he did ; but yet I like it not , +In that he wears the badge of Somerset . + +Tush ! that was but his fancy , blame him not ; +I dare presume , sweet prince , he thought no harm . + +An if I wist he did ,But let it rest ; +Other affairs must now be managed . + + +Well didst thou , Richard , to suppress thy voice ; +For had the passions of thy heart burst out , +I fear we should have seen decipher'd there +More rancorous spite , more furious raging broils , +Than yet can be imagin'd or suppos'd . +But howsoe'er , no simple man that sees +This jarring discord of nobility , +This shouldering of each other in the court , +This factious bandying of their favourites , +But that it doth presage some ill event . +'Tis much when sceptres are in children's hands ; +But more , when envy breeds unkind division : +There comes the ruin , there begins confusion . + + +Go to the gates of Bourdeaux , trumpeter ; +Summon their general unto the wall . + + +English John Talbot , captains , calls you forth , +Servant in arms to Harry King of England ; +And thus he would : Open your city gates , +Be humble to us , call my sov'reign yours , +And do him homage as obedient subjects , +And I'll withdraw me and my bloody power ; +But , if you frown upon this proffer'd peace , +You tempt the fury of my three attendants , +Lean famine , quartering steel , and climbing fire ; +Who in a moment even with the earth +Shall lay your stately and air-braving towers , + +If you forsake the offer of their love . + +Thou ominous and fearful owl of death , +Our nation's terror and their bloody scourge ! +The period of thy tyranny approacheth . +On us thou canst not enter but by death ; +For , I protest , we are well fortified , +And strong enough to issue out and fight : +If thou retire , the Dauphin , well appointed , +Stands with the snares of war to tangle thee : +On either hand thee there are squadrons pitch'd , +To wall thee from the liberty of flight ; +And no way canst thou turn thee for redress +But death doth front thee with apparent spoil , +And pale destruction meets thee in the face . +Ten thousand French have ta'en the sacrament , +To rive their dangerous artillery +Upon no Christian soul but English Talbot . +Lo ! there thou stand'st , a breathing valiant man , +Of an invincible unconquer'd spirit : +This is the latest glory of thy praise , +That I , thy enemy , 'due thee withal ; +For ere the glass , that now begins to run , +Finish the process of his sandy hour , +These eyes , that see thee now well coloured , +Shall see thee wither'd , bloody , pale , and dead . + +Hark ! hark ! the Dauphin's drum , a warning bell , +Sings heavy music to thy timorous soul ; +And mine shall ring thy dire departure out . + + +He fables not ; I hear the enemy : +Out , some light horsemen , and peruse their wings . +O ! negligent and heedless discipline ; +How are we park'd and bounded in a pale , +A little herd of England's timorous deer , +Maz'd with a yelping kennel of French curs ! +If we be English deer , be then , in blood ; +Not rascal-like , to fall down with a pinch , +But rather moody-mad and desperate stags , +Turn on the bloody hounds with heads of steel , +And make the cowards stand aloof at bay : +Sell every man his life as dear as mine , +And they shall find dear deer of us , my friends . +God and Saint George , Talbot and England's right , +Prosper our colours in this dangerous fight ! + + +Are not the speedy scouts return'd again , +That dogg'd the mighty army of the Dauphin ? + +They are return'd , my lord ; and give it out , +That he is march'd to Bourdeaux with his power , +To fight with Talbot . As he march'd along , +By your espials were discovered +Two mightier troops than that the Dauphin led , +Which join'd with him and made their march for Bourdeaux . + +A plague upon that villain Somerset , +That thus delays my promised supply +Of horsemen that were levied for this siege ! +Renowned Talbot doth expect my aid , +And I am louted by a traitor villain , +And cannot help the noble chevalier . +God comfort him in this necessity ! +If he miscarry , farewell wars in France . + + +Thou princely leader of our English strength , +Never so needful on the earth of France , +Spur to the rescue of the noble Talbot , +Who now is girdled with a waist of iron +And hemm'd about with grim destruction . +To Bourdeaux , war-like duke ! To Bourdeaux , York ! +Else , farewell Talbot , France , and England's honour . + +O God ! that Somerset , who in proud heart +Doth stop my cornets , were in Talbot's place ! +So should we save a valiant gentleman +By forfeiting a traitor and a coward . +Mad ire and wrathful fury , make me weep +That thus we die , while remiss traitors sleep . + +O ! send some succour to the distress'd lord . + +He dies , we lose ; I break my war-like word ; +We mourn , France smiles ; we lose , they daily get ; +All 'long of this vile traitor Somerset . + +Then God take mercy on brave Talbot's soul ; +And on his son young John , whom two hours since +I met in travel toward his war-like father . +This seven years did not Talbot see his son ; +And now they meet where both their lives are done . + +Alas ! what joy shall noble Talbot have , +To bid his young son welcome to his grave ? +Away ! vexation almost stops my breath +That sunder'd friends greet in the hour of death . +Lucy , farewell : no more my fortune can , +But curse the cause I cannot aid the man . +Maine , Blois , Poictiers , and Tours , are won away , +'Long all of Somerset and his delay . + + +Thus , while the vulture of sedition +Feeds in the bosom of such great commanders , +Sleeping neglection doth betray to loss +The conquest of our scarce cold conqueror , +That ever living man of memory , +Henry the Fifth : Whiles they each other cross , +Lives , honours , lands , and all hurry to loss . + + +It is too late ; I cannot send them now : +This expedition was by York and Talbot +Too rashly plotted : all our general force +Might with a sally of the very town +Be buckled with : the over-daring Talbot +Hath sullied all his gloss of former honour +By this unheedful , desperate , wild adventure : +York set him on to fight and die in shame , +That , Talbot dead , great York might bear the name . + +Here is Sir William Lucy , who with me +Set from our o'ermatch'd forces forth for aid . + + +How now , Sir William ! whither were you sent ? + +Whither , my lord ? from bought and sold Lord Talbot ; +Who , ring'd about with bold adversity , +Cries out for noble York and Somerset , +To beat assailing death from his weak legions : +And whiles the honourable captain there +Drops bloody sweat from his war-wearied limbs , +And , in advantage lingering , looks for rescue , +You , his false hopes , the trust of England's honour , +Keep off aloof with worthless emulation . +Let not your private discord keep away +The levied succours that should lend him aid , +While he , renowned noble gentleman , +Yields up his life unto a world of odds : +Orleans the Bastard , Charles , Burgundy , +Alen on , Reignier , compass him about , +And Talbot perisheth by your default . + +York set him on ; York should have sent him aid . + +And York as fast upon your Grace exclaims ; +Swearing that you withhold his levied host +Collected for this expedition . + +York lies ; he might have sent and had the horse : +I owe him little duty , and less love ; +And take foul scorn to fawn on him by sending . + +The fraud of England , not the force of France , +Hath now entrapp'd the noble-minded Talbot . +Never to England shall he bear his life , +But dies , betray'd to fortune by your strife . + +Come , go ; I will dispatch the horsemen straight : +Within six hours they will be at his aid . + +Too late comes rescue : he is ta'en or slain , +For fly he could not if he would have fled ; +And fly would Talbot never , though he might . + +If he be dead , brave Talbot , then adieu ! + +His fame lives in the world , his shame in you . + + +O young John Talbot ! I did send for thee +To tutor thee in stratagems of war , +That Talbot's name might be in thee reviv'd +When sapless age , and weak unable limbs +Should bring thy father to his drooping chair . +But ,O malignant and ill-boding stars ! +Now thou art come unto a feast of death , +A terrible and unavoided danger : +Therefore , dear boy , mount on my swiftest horse , +And I'll direct thee how thou shalt escape +By sudden flight : come , dally not , be gone . + +Is my name Talbot ? and am I your son ? +And shall I fly ? O ! if you love my mother , +Dishonour not her honourable name , +To make a bastard and a slave of me : +The world will say he is not Talbot's blood +That basely fled when noble Talbot stood . + +Fly , to revenge my death , if I be slain . + +He that flies so will ne'er return again . + +If we both stay , we both are sure to die . + +Then let me stay ; and , father , do you fly : +Your loss is great , so your regard should be ; +My worth unknown , no loss is known in me . +Upon my death the French can little boast ; +In yours they will , in you all hopes are lost . +Flight cannot stain the honour you have won ; +But mine it will that no exploit have done : +You fled for vantage everyone will swear ; +But if I bow , they'll say it was for fear . +There is no hope that ever I will stay +If the first hour I shrink and run away . +Here , on my knee , I beg mortality , +Rather than life preserv'd with infamy . + +Shall all thy mother's hopes lie in one tomb ? + +Ay , rather than I'll shame my mother's womb . + +Upon my blessing I command thee go . + +To fight I will , but not to fly the foe . + +Part of thy father may be sav'd in thee . + +No part of him but will be shame in me . + +Thou never hadst renown , nor canst not lose it . + +Yes , your renowned name : shall flight abuse it ? + +Thy father's charge shall clear thee from that stain . + +You cannot witness for me , being slain . +If death be so apparent , then both fly . + +And leave my followers here to fight and die ? +My age was never tainted with such shame . + +And shall my youth be guilty of such blame ? +No more can I be sever'd from your side +Than can yourself yourself in twain divide . +Stay , go , do what you will , the like do I ; +For live I will not if my father die . + +Then here I take my leave of thee , fair son , +Born to eclipse thy life this afternoon . +Come , side by side together live and die , +And soul with soul from France to heaven fly . + +Saint George and victory ! fight , soldiers , fight ! +The regent hath with Talbot broke his word , +And left us to the rage of France his sword . +Where is John Talbot ? Pause , and take thy breath : +I gave thee life and rescu'd thee from death . + +O ! twice my father , twice am I thy son : +The life thou gav'st me first was lost and done , +Till with thy war-like sword , despite of fate , +To my determin'd time thou gav'st new date . + +When from the Dauphin's crest thy sword struck fire , +It warm'd thy father's heart with proud desire +Of bold-fac'd victory . Then leaden age , +Quicken'd with youthful spleen and war-like rage , +Beat down Alen on , Orleans , Burgundy , +And from the pride of Gallia rescu'd thee . +The ireful bastard Orleans ,that drew blood +From thee , my boy , and had the maidenhood +Of thy first fight ,I soon encountered +And , interchanging blows , I quickly shed +Some of his bastard blood ; and , in disgrace , +Bespoke him thus , 'Contaminated , base , +And misbegotten blood I spill of thine , +Mean and right poor , for that pure blood of mine +Which thou didst force from Talbot , my brave boy :' +Here , purposing the Bastard to destroy , +Came in strong rescue . Speak , thy father's care , +Art thou not weary , John ? How dost thou fare ? +Wilt thou yet leave the battle , boy , and fly , +Now thou art seal'd the son of chivalry ? +Fly , to revenge my death when I am dead ; +The help of one stands me in little stead . +O ! too much folly is it , well I wot , +To hazard all our lives in one small boat . +If I to-day die not with Frenchmen's rage , +To-morrow I shall die with mickle age : +By me they nothing gain an if I stay ; +'Tis but the short'ning of my life one day . +In thee thy mother dies , our household's name , +My death's revenge , thy youth , and England's fame . +All these and more we hazard by thy stay ; +All these are sav'd if thou wilt fly away . + +The sword of Orleans hath not made me smart ; +These words of yours draw life-blood from my heart . +On that advantage , bought with such a shame , +To save a paltry life and slay bright fame , +Before young Talbot from old Talbot fly , +The coward horse that bears me fall and die ! +And like me to the peasant boys of France , +To be shame's scorn and subject of mischance ! +Surely , by all the glory you have won , +An if I fly , I am not Talbot's son : +Then talk no more of flight , it is no boot ; +If son to Talbot , die at Talbot's foot . + +Then follow thou thy desperate sire of Crete , +Thou Icarus . Thy life to me is sweet : +If thou wilt fight , fight by thy father's side , +And , commendable prov'd , let's die in pride . + + +Where is my other life ?mine own is gone ; +O ! where's young Talbot ? where is valiant John ? +Triumphant death , smear'd with captivity , +Young Talbot's valour makes me smile at thee . +When he perceiv'd me shrink and on my knee , +His bloody sword he brandish'd over me , +And like a hungry lion did commence +Rough deeds of rage and stern impatience ; +But when my angry guardant stood alone , +Tendering my ruin and assail'd of none , +Dizzy-ey'd fury and great rage of heart +Suddenly made him from my side to start +Into the clust'ring battle of the French ; +And in that sea of blood my boy did drench +His overmounting spirit ; and there died +My Icarus , my blossom , in his pride . + + +O , my dear lord ! lo , where your son is borne ! + +Thou antick , death , which laugh'st us here to scorn , +Anon , from thy insulting tyranny , +Coupled in bonds of perpetuity , +Two Talbots , winged through the lither sky , +In thy despite shall 'scape mortality . +O ! thou , whose wounds become hard-favour'd death , +Speak to thy father ere thou yield thy breath ; +Brave death by speaking whe'r he will or no ; +Imagine him a Frenchman and thy foe . +Poor boy ! he smiles , methinks , as who should say , +Had death been French , then death had died to-day . +Come , come , and lay him in his father's arms : +My spirit can no longer bear these harms . +Soldiers , adieu ! I have what I would have , +Now my old arms are young John Talbot's grave . + +Had York and Somerset brought rescue in +We should have found a bloody day of this . + +How the young whelp of Talbot's , raging-wood , +Did flesh his puny sword in Frenchmen's blood ! + +Once I encounter'd him , and thus I said : +'Thou maiden youth , be vanquish'd by a maid :' +But with a proud majestical high scorn , +He answer'd thus : 'Young Talbot was not born +To be the pillage of a giglot wench .' +So , rushing in the bowels of the French , +He left me proudly , as unworthy fight . + +Doubtless he would have made a noble knight ; +See , where he lies inhearsed in the arms +Of the most bloody nurser of his harms . + +Hew them to pieces , hack their bones asunder , +Whose life was England's glory , Gallia's wonder . + +O , no ! forbear ; for that which we have fled +During the life , let us not wrong it dead . + + +Herald , conduct me to the Dauphin's tent , +To know who hath obtain'd the glory of the day . + +On what submissive message art thou sent ? + +Submission , Dauphin ! 'tis a mere French word ; +We English warriors wot not what it means . +I come to know what prisoners thou hast ta'en , +And to survey the bodies of the dead . + +For prisoners ask'st thou ? hell our prison is . +But tell me whom thou seek'st . + +Where is the great Alcides of the field , +Valiant Lord Talbot , Earl of Shrewsbury ? +Created , for his rare success in arms , +Great Earl of Washford , Waterford , and Valence ; +Lord Talbot of Goodrig and Urchinfield , +Lord Strange of Blackmere , Lord Vordun of Alton , +Lord Cromwell of Wingfield , Lord Furnival of Sheffield , +The thrice-victorious Lord of Falconbridge ; +Knight of the noble order of Saint George , +Worthy Saint Michael and the Golden Fleece ; +Great mareschal to Henry the Sixth +Of all his wars within the realm of France ? + +Here is a silly stately style indeed ! +The Turk , that two-and-fifty kingdoms hath , +Writes not so tedious a style as this . +Him that thou magnifiest with all these titles , +Stinking and fly-blown lies here at our feet . + +Is Talbot slain , the Frenchmen's only scourge , +Your kingdom's terror and black Nemesis ? +O ! were mine eye-balls into bullets turn'd , +That I in rage might shoot them at your faces ! +O ! that I could but call these dead to life ! +It were enough to fright the realm of France . +Were but his picture left among you here +It would amaze the proudest of you all . +Give me their bodies , that I may bear them hence , +And give them burial as beseems their worth . + +I think this upstart is old Talbot's ghost , +He speaks with such a proud commanding spirit . +For God's sake , let him have 'em ; to keep them here +They would but stink and putrefy the air . + +Go , take their bodies hence . + +I'll bear them hence : +But from their ashes shall be rear'd +A ph nix that shall make all France afeard . + +So we be rid of them , do with 'em what thou wilt . +And now to Paris , in this conquering vein : +All will be ours now bloody Talbot's slain . + +Have you perus'd the letters from the pope , +The emperor , and the Earl of Armagnac ? + +I have , my lord ; and their intent is this : +They humbly sue unto your excellence +To have a godly peace concluded of +Between the realms of England and of France . + +How doth your Grace affect their motion ? + +Well , my good lord ; and as the only means +To stop effusion of our Christian blood , +And stablish quietness on every side . + +Ay , marry , uncle ; for I always thought +It was both impious and unnatural +That such immanity and bloody strife +Should reign among professors of one faith . + +Beside , my lord , the sooner to effect +And surer bind this knot of amity , +The Earl of Armagnac , near knit to Charles , +A man of great authority in France , +Proffers his only daughter to your Grace +In marriage , with a large and sumptuous dowry . + +Marriage , uncle ! alas ! my years are young , +And fitter is my study and my books +Than wanton dalliance with a paramour . +Yet call the ambassadors ; and , as you please , +So let them have their answers every one : +I shall be well content with any choice +Tends to God's glory and my country's weal . + +What ! is my Lord of Winchester install'd , +And call'd unto a cardinal's degree ? +Then , I perceive that will be verified +Henry the Fifth did sometime prophesy , +'If once he come to be a cardinal , +He'll make his cap co-equal with the crown .' + +My lords ambassadors , your several suits +Have been consider'd , and debated on . +Your purpose is both good and reasonable ; +And therefore are we certainly resolv'd +To draw conditions of a friendly peace ; +Which by my Lord of Winchester we mean +Shall be transported presently to France . + +And for the proffer of my lord your master , +I have inform'd his highness so at large , +As ,liking of the lady's virtuous gifts , +Her beauty , and the value of her dower , +He doth intend she shall be England's queen . + +In argument and proof of which contract , +Bear her this jewel , pledge of my affection . +And so , my lord protector , see them guarded , +And safely brought to Dover ; where inshipp'd +Commit them to the fortune of the sea . + + +Stay , my lord legate : you shall first receive +The sum of money which I promised +Should be deliver'd to his holiness +For clothing me in these grave ornaments . + +I will attend upon your lordship's leisure . + +Now Winchester will not submit , I trow , +Or be inferior to the proudest peer . +Humphrey of Gloucester , thou shalt well perceive +That neither in birth or for authority +The bishop will be overborne by thee : +I'll either make thee stoop and bend thy knee , +Or sack this country with a mutiny . + + +These news , my lord , may cheer our drooping spirits ; +'Tis said the stout Parisians do revolt , +And turn again unto the war-like French . + +Then , march to Paris , royal Charles of France , +And keep not back your powers in dalliance . + +Peace be amongst them if they turn to us ; +Else , ruin combat with their palaces ! + + +Success unto our valiant general , +And happiness to his accomplices ! + +What tidings send our scouts ? I prithee speak . + +The English army , that divided was +Into two parties , is now conjoin'd in one , +And means to give you battle presently . + +Somewhat too sudden , sirs , the warning is : +But we will presently provide for them . + +I trust the ghost of Talbot is not there : +Now he is gone , my lord , you need not fear . + +Of all base passions , fear is most accurs'd . +Command the conquest , Charles , it shall be thine ; +Let Henry fret and all the world repine . + +Then on , my lords ; and France be fortunate ! + + +The regent conquers and the Frenchmen fly . +Now help , ye charming spells and periapts ; +And ye choice spirits that admonish me +And give me signs of future accidents : + +You speedy helpers , that are substitutes +Under the lordly monarch of the north , +Appear , and aid me in this enterprise ! + + +This speedy and quick appearance argues proof +Of your accustom'd diligence to me . +Now , ye familiar spirits , that are cull'd +Out of the powerful regions under earth , +Help me this once , that France may get the field . + +O ! hold me not with silence over-long . +Where I was wont to feed you with my blood , +I'll lop a member off and give it you , +In earnest of a further benefit , +So you do condescend to help me now . + +No hope to have redress ? My body shall +Pay recompense , if you will grant my suit . + +Cannot my body nor blood-sacrifice +Entreat you to your wonted furtherance ? +Then take my soul ; my body , soul , and all , +Before that England give the French the foil . + +See ! they forsake me . Now the time is come , +That France must vail her lofty-plumed crest , +And let her head fall into England's lap . +My ancient incantations are too weak , +And hell too strong for me to buckle with : +Now , France , thy glory droopeth to the dust . + +Damsel of France , I think I have you fast : +Unchain your spirits now with spelling charms , +And try if they can gain your liberty . +A goodly prize , fit for the devil's grace ! +See how the ugly witch doth bend her brows , +As if with Circe she would change my shape . + +Chang'd to a worser shape thou canst not be . + +O ! Charles the Dauphin is a proper man ; +No shape but his can please your dainty eye . + +A plaguing mischief light on Charles and thee ! +And may ye both be suddenly surpris'd +By bloody hands , in sleeping on your beds ! + +Fell banning hag , enchantress , hold thy tongue ! + +I prithee , give me leave to curse a while . + +Curse , miscreant , when thou comest to the stake . + +Be what thou wilt , thou art my prisoner . + +O fairest beauty ! do not fear nor fly , +For I will touch thee but with reverent hands . +I kiss these fingers for eternal peace , +And lay them gently on thy tender side . +What art thou ? say , that I may honour thee . + +Margaret my name , and daughter to a king , +The King of Naples , whosoe'er thou art . + +An earl I am , and Suffolk am I call'd . +Be not offended , nature's miracle , +Thou art allotted to be ta'en by me : +So doth the swan her downy cygnets save , +Keeping them prisoners underneath her wings . +Yet if this servile usage once offend , +Go and be free again , as Suffolk's friend . + +O stay ! I have no power to let her pass ; +My hand would free her , but my heart says no . +As plays the sun upon the glassy streams , +Twinkling another counterfeited beam , +So seems this gorgeous beauty to mine eyes . +Fain would I woo her , yet I dare not speak : +I'll call for pen and ink and write my mind . +Fie , De la Pole ! disable not thyself ; +Hast not a tongue ? is she not here thy prisoner ? +Wilt thou be daunted at a woman's sight ? +Ay ; beauty's princely majesty is such +Confounds the tongue and makes the senses rough . + +Say , Earl of Suffolk ,if thy name be so , +What ransom must I pay before I pass ? +For I perceive , I am thy prisoner . + +How canst thou tell she will deny thy suit , +Before thou make a trial of her love ? + +Why speak'st thou not ? what ransom must I pay ? + +She's beautiful and therefore to be woo'd , +She is a woman , therefore to be won . + +Wilt thou accept of ransom , yea or no ? + +Fond man ! remember that thou hast a wife ; +Then how can Margaret be thy paramour ? + +I were best to leave him , for he will not hear . + +There all is marr'd ; there lies a cooling card . + +He talks at random ; sure , the man is mad . + +And yet a dispensation may be had . + +And yet I would that you would answer me . + +I'll win this Lady Margaret . For whom ? +Why , for my king : tush ! that's a wooden thing . + +He talks of wood : it is some carpenter . + +Yet so my fancy may be satisfied , +And peace established between these realms . +But there remains a scruple in that too ; +For though her father be the King of Naples , +Duke of Anjou and Maine , yet is he poor , +And our nobility will scorn the match . + +Hear ye , captain ? Are you not at leisure ? + +It shall be so , disdain they ne'er so much : +Henry is youthful and will quickly yield . +Madam , I have a secret to reveal . + +What though I be enthrall'd ? he seems a knight , +And will not any way dishonour me . + +Lady , vouchsafe to listen what I say . + +Perhaps I shall be rescu'd by the French ; +And then I need not crave his courtesy . + +Sweet madam , give me hearing in a cause + +Tush , women have been captivate ere now . + +Lady , wherefore talk you so ? + +I cry you mercy , 'tis but quid for quo . + +Say , gentle princess , would you not suppose +Your bondage happy to be made a queen ? + +To be a queen in bondage is more vile +Than is a slave in base servility ; +For princes should be free . + +And so shall you , +If happy England's royal king be free . + +Why , what concerns his freedom unto me ? + +I'll undertake to make thee Henry's queen , +To put a golden sceptre in thy hand +And set a precious crown upon thy head , +If thou wilt condescend to be my + +What ? + +His love . + +I am unworthy to be Henry's wife . + +No , gentle madam ; I unworthy am +To woo so fair a dame to be his wife +And have no portion in the choice myself . +How say you , madam , are you so content ? + +An if my father please , I am content . + +Then call our captains and our colours forth ! +And , madam , at your father's castle walls +We'll crave a parley , to confer with him . + +See , Reignier , see thy daughter prisoner ! + +To whom ? + +To me . + +Suffolk , what remedy ? +I am a soldier , and unapt to weep , +Or to exclaim on Fortune's fickleness . + +Yes , there is remedy enough ; my lord : +Consent , and for thy honour , give consent , +Thy daughter shall be wedded to my king , +Whom I with pain have woo'd and won thereto ; +And this her easy-held imprisonment +Hath gain'd thy daughter princely liberty . + +Speaks Suffolk as he thinks ? + +Fair Margaret knows +That Suffolk doth not flatter , face , or feign . + +Upon thy princely warrant , I descend +To give thee answer of thy just demand . + + +And here I will expect thy coming . + + +Welcome , brave earl , into our territories : +Command in Anjou what your honour pleases . + +Thanks , Reignier , happy for so sweet a child , +Fit to be made companion with a king . +What answer makes your Grace unto my suit ? + +Since thou dost deign to woo her little worth +To be the princely bride of such a lord , +Upon condition I may quietly +Enjoy mine own , the county Maine and Anjou , +Free from oppression or the stroke of war , +My daughter shall be Henry's if he please . + +That is her ransom ; I deliver her ; +And those two counties I will undertake +Your Grace shall well and quietly enjoy . + +And I again , in Henry's royal name , +As deputy unto that gracious king , +Give thee her hand for sign of plighted faith . + +Reignier of France , I give thee kingly thanks , +Because this is in traffic of a king : + + +And yet , methinks , I could be well content +To be mine own attorney in this case . +I'll over then , to England with this news , +And make this marriage to be solemniz'd . +So farewell , Reignier : set this diamond safe , +In golden palaces , as it becomes . + +I do embrace thee , as I would embrace +The Christian prince , King Henry , were he here . + +Farewell , my lord . Good wishes , praise , and prayers +Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret . + + +Farewell , sweet madam ! but hark you , Margaret ; +No princely commendations to my king ? + +Such commendations as become a maid , +A virgin , and his servant , say to him . + +Words sweetly plac'd and modestly directed . +But madam , I must trouble you again , +No loving token to his majesty ? + +Yes , my good lord ; a pure unspotted heart , +Never yet taint with love , I send the king . + +And this withal . + + +That for thyself : I will not so presume , +To send such peevish tokens to a king . + + +O ! wert thou for myself ! But Suffolk , stay ; +Thou mayst not wander in that labyrinth ; +There Minotaurs and ugly treasons lurk . +Solicit Henry with her wondrous praise : +Bethink thee on her virtues that surmount +And natural graces that extinguish art ; +Repeat their semblance often on the seas , +That , when thou com'st to kneel at Henry's feet , +Thou mayst bereave him of his wits with wonder . + + +Bring forth that sorceress , condemn'd to burn . + + +Ah , Joan ! this kills thy father's heart outright . +Have I sought every country far and near , +And , now it is my chance to find thee out , +Must I behold thy timeless cruel death ? +Ah , Joan ! sweet daughter Joan , I'll die with thee . + +Decrepit miser ! base ignoble wretch ! +I am descended of a gentler blood : +Thou art no father nor no friend of mine . + +Out , out ! My lords , an please you , 'tis not so ; +I did beget her all the parish knows : +Her mother liveth yet , can testify +She was the first fruit of my bachelorship . + +Graceless ! wilt thou deny thy parentage ? + +This argues what her kind of life hath been : +Wicked and vile ; and so her death concludes . + +Fie , Joan , that thou wilt be so obstacle ! +God knows , thou art a collop of my flesh ; +And for thy sake have I shed many a tear : +Deny me not , I prithee , gentle Joan . + +Peasant , avaunt ! You have suborn'd this man , +Of purpose to obscure my noble birth . + +'Tis true , I gave a noble to the priest , +The morn that I was wedded to her mother . +Kneel down and take my blessing , good my girl . +Wilt thou not stoop ? Now cursed be the time +Of thy nativity ! I would the milk +Thy mother gave thee , when thou suck'dst her breast , +Had been a little ratsbane for thy sake ! +Or else , when thou didst keep my lambs a-field +I wish some ravenous wolf had eaten thee ! +Dost thou deny thy father , cursed drab ? +O ! burn her , burn her ! hanging is too good . + + +Take her away ; for she hath liv'd too long , +To fill the world with vicious qualities . + +First , let me tell you whom you have condemn'd : +Not me begotten of a shepherd swain , +But issu'd from the progeny of kings ; +Virtuous and holy ; chosen from above , +By inspiration of celestial grace , +To work exceeding miracles on earth . +I never had to do with wicked spirits : +But you ,that are polluted with your lusts , +Stain'd with the guiltless blood of innocents , +Corrupt and tainted with a thousand vices , +Because you want the grace that others have , +You judge it straight a thing impossible +To compass wonders but by help of devils . +No misconceived ! Joan of Arc hath been +A virgin from her tender infancy , +Chaste and immaculate in very thought ; +Whose maiden blood , thus rigorously effus'd , +Will cry for vengeance at the gates of heaven . + +Ay , ay : away with her to execution ! + +And hark ye , sirs ; because she is a maid , +Spare for no fagots , let there be enow : +Place barrels of pitch upon the fatal stake , +That so her torture may be shortened . + +Will nothing turn your unrelenting hearts ? +Then , Joan , discover thine infirmity ; +That warranteth by law to be thy privilege . +I am with child , ye bloody homicides : +Murder not then the fruit within my womb , +Although ye hale me to a violent death . + +Now , heaven forefend ! the holy maid with child ! + +The greatest miracle that e'er ye wrought ! +Is all your strict preciseness come to this ? + +She and the Dauphin have been juggling : +I did imagine what would be her refuge . + +Well , go to ; we will have no bastards live ; +Especially since Charles must father it . + +You are deceiv'd ; my child is none of his : +It was Alen on that enjoy'd my love . + +Alen on ! that notorious Machiavel ! +It dies an if it had a thousand lives . + +O ! give me leave , I have deluded you : +'Twas neither Charles , nor yet the duke I nam'd , +But Reignier , King of Naples , that prevail'd . + +A married man : that's most intolerable . + +Why , here's a girl ! I think she knows not well , +There were so many , whom she may accuse . + +It's sign she hath been liberal and free . + +And yet , forsooth , she is a virgin pure . +Strumpet , thy words condemn thy brat and thee : +Use no entreaty , for it is in vain . + +Then lead me hence ; with whom I leave my curse : +May never glorious sun reflex his beams +Upon the country where you make abode ; +But darkness and the gloomy shade of death +Environ you , till mischief and despair +Drive you to break your necks or hang yourselves ! + + +Break thou in pieces and consume to ashes , +Thou foul accursed minister of hell ! + + +Lord regent , I do greet your excellence +With letters of commission from the king . +For know , my lords , the states of Christendom , +Mov'd with remorse of these outrageous broils , +Have earnestly implor'd a general peace +Betwixt our nation and the aspiring French ; +And here at hand the Dauphin , and his train , +Approacheth to confer about some matter . + +Is all our travail turn'd to this effect ? +After the slaughter of so many peers , +So many captains , gentlemen , and soldiers , +That in this quarrel have been overthrown , +And sold their bodies for their country's benefit , +Shall we at last conclude effeminate peace ? +Have we not lost most part of all the towns , +By treason , falsehood , and by treachery , +Our great progenitors had conquered ? +O ! Warwick , Warwick ! I foresee with grief +The utter loss of all the realm of France . + +Be patient , York : if we conclude a peace , +It shall be with such strict and severe covenants +As little shall the Frenchmen gain thereby . + + +Since , lords of England , it is thus agreed , +That peaceful truce shall be proclaim'd in France , +We come to be informed by yourselves +What the conditions of that league must be . + +Speak , Winchester ; for boiling choler chokes +The hollow passage of my poison'd voice , +By sight of these our baleful enemies . + +Charles , and the rest , it is enacted thus : +That , in regard King Henry gives consent , +Of mere compassion and of lenity , +To ease your country of distressful war , +And suffer you to breathe in fruitful peace , +You shall become true liegemen to his crown : +And , Charles , upon-condition thou wilt swear +To pay him tribute , and submit thyself , +Thou shalt be plac'd as viceroy under him , +And still enjoy thy regal dignity . + +Must he be then , as shadow of himself ? +Adorn his temples with a coronet , +And yet , in substance and authority , +Retain but privilege of a private man ? +This proffer is absurd and reasonless . + +'Tis known already that I am possess'd +With more than half the Gallian territories , +And therein reverenc'd for their lawful king : +Shall I , for lucre of the rest unvanquish'd , +Detract so much from that prerogative +As to be call'd but viceroy of the whole ? +No , lord ambassador ; I'll rather keep +That which I have than , coveting for more , +Be cast from possibility of all . + +Insulting Charles ! hast thou by secret means +Us'd intercession to obtain a league , +And now the matter grows to compromise , +Stand'st thou aloof upon comparison ? +Either accept the title thou usurp'st , +Of benefit proceeding from our king +And not of any challenge of desert , +Or we will plague thee with incessant wars . + +My lord , you do not well in obstinacy +To cavil in the course of this contract : +If once it be neglected , ten to one , +We shall not find like opportunity . + +To say the truth , it is your policy +To save your subjects from such massacre +And ruthless slaughters as are daily seen +By our proceeding in hostility ; +And therefore take this compact of a truce , +Although you break it when your pleasure serves . + +How sayst thou , Charles ? shall our condition stand ? + +It shall ; +Only reserv'd , you claim no interest +In any of our towns of garrison . + +Then swear allegiance to his majesty ; +As thou art knight , never to disobey +Nor be rebellious to the crown of England , +Thou , nor thy nobles , to the crown of England . + +So , now dismiss your army when ye please ; +Hang up your ensigns , let your drums be still , +For here we entertain a solemn peace . + + +Your wondrous rare description , noble earl , +Of beauteous Margaret hath astonish'd me : +Her virtues , graced with external gifts +Do breed love's settled passions in my heart : +And like as rigour of tempestuous gusts +Provokes the mightiest hulk against the tide , +So am I driven by breath of her renown +Either to suffer shipwrack , or arrive +Where I may have fruition of her love . + +Tush ! my good lord , this superficial tale +Is but a preface of her worthy praise : +The chief perfections of that lovely dame +Had I sufficient skill to utter them +Would make a volume of enticing lines , +Able to ravish any dull conceit : +And , which is more , she is not so divine , +So full replete with choice of all delights , +But with as humble lowliness of mind +She is content to be at your command ; +Command , I mean , of virtuous chaste intents , +To love and honour Henry as her lord . + +And otherwise will Henry ne'er presume . +Therefore , my Lord Protector , give consent +That Margaret may be England's royal queen . + +So should I give consent to flatter sin . +You know , my lord , your highness is betroth'd +Unto another lady of esteem ; +How shall we then dispense with that contract , +And not deface your honour with reproach ? + +As doth a ruler with unlawful oaths ; +Or one that , at a triumph having vow'd +To try his strength , forsaketh yet the lists +By reason of his adversary's odds . +A poor earl's daughter is unequal odds , +And therefore may be broke without offence . + +Why , what , I pray , is Margaret more than that ? +Her father is no better than an earl , +Although in glorious titles he excel . + +Yes , my good lord , her father is a king , +The King of Naples and Jerusalem ; +And of such great authority in France +As his alliance will confirm our peace , +And keep the Frenchmen in allegiance . + +And so the Earl of Armagnac may do , +Because he is near kinsman unto Charles . + +Beside , his wealth doth warrant liberal dower , +Where Reignier sooner will receive than give . + +A dower , my lords ! disgrace not so your king , +That he should be so abject , base , and poor , +To choose for wealth and not for perfect love . +Henry is able to enrich his queen , +And not to seek a queen to make him rich : +So worthless peasants bargain for their wives , +As market-men for oxen , sheep , or horse . +Marriage is a matter of more worth +Than to be dealt in by attorneyship : +Not whom we will , but whom his Grace affects , +Must be companion of his nuptial bed ; +And therefore , lords , since he affects her most +It most of all these reasons bindeth us , +In our opinions she should be preferr'd . +For what is wedlock forced , but a hell , +An age of discord and continual strife ? +Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss , +And is a pattern of celestial peace . +Whom should we match with Henry , being a king , +But Margaret , that is daughter to a king ? +Her peerless feature , joined with her birth , +Approves her fit for none but for a king : +Her valiant courage and undaunted spirit +More than in women commonly is seen +Will answer our hope in issue of a king ; +For Henry , son unto a conqueror , +Is likely to beget more conquerors , +If with a lady of so high resolve +As is fair Margaret he be link'd in love . +Then yield , my lords ; and here conclude with me +That Margaret shall be queen , and none but she . + +Whether it be through force of your report , +My noble lord of Suffolk , or for that +My tender youth was never yet attaint +With any passion of inflaming love , +I cannot tell ; but this I am assur'd , +I feel such sharp dissension in my breast , +Such fierce alarums both of hope and fear , +As I am sick with working of my thoughts . +Take , therefore , shipping ; post , my lord , to France ; +Agree to any covenants , and procure +That Lady Margaret do vouchsafe to come +To cross the seas to England and be crown'd +King Henry's faithful and anointed queen : +For your expenses and sufficient charge , +Among the people gather up a tenth . +Be gone , I say ; for till you do return +I rest perplexed with a thousand cares . +And you , good uncle , banish all offence : +If you do censure me by what you were , +Not what you are , I know it will excuse +This sudden execution of my will . +And so , conduct me , where , from company +I may revolve and ruminate my grief . + + +Ay , grief , I fear me , both at first and last . + + +Thus Suffolk hath prevail'd ; and thus he goes , +As did the youthful Paris once to Greece ; +With hope to find the like event in love , +But prosper better than the Trojan did . +Margaret shall now be queen , and rule the king ; +But I will rule both her , the king , and realm . + +THE LIFE AND DEATH OF KING JOHN + +Now , say , Chatillon , what would France with us ? + +Thus , after greeting , speaks the King of France , +In my behaviour , to the majesty , +The borrow'd majesty of England here . + +A strange beginning ; 'borrow'd majesty !' + +Silence , good mother ; hear the embassy . + +Philip of France , in right and true behalf +Of thy deceased brother Geffrey's son , +Arthur Plantagenet , lays most lawful claim +To this fair island and the territories , +To Ireland , Poictiers , Anjou , Touraine , Maine ; +Desiring thee to lay aside the sword +Which sways usurpingly these several titles , +And put the same into young Arthur's hand , +Thy nephew and right royal sovereign . + +What follows if we disallow of this ? + +The proud control of fierce and bloody war , +To enforce these rights so forcibly withheld . + +Here have we war for war , and blood for blood , +Controlment for controlment : so answer France . + +Then take my king's defiance from my mouth , +The furthest limit of my embassy . + +Bear mine to him , and so depart in peace : +Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France ; +For ere thou canst report I will be there , +The thunder of my cannon shall be heard . +So , hence ! Be thou the trumpet of our wrath +And sullen presage of your own decay . +An honourable conduct let him have : +Pembroke , look to't . Farewell , Chatillon . + + +What now , my son ! have I not ever said +How that ambitious Constance would not cease +Till she had kindled France and all the world +Upon the right and party of her son ? +This might have been prevented and made whole +With very easy arguments of love , +Which now the manage of two kingdoms must +With fearful bloody issue arbitrate . + +Our strong possession and our right for us . + +Your strong possession much more than your right , +Or else it must go wrong , with you and me : +So much my conscience whispers in your ear , +Which none but heaven and you and I shall hear . + + +My liege , here is the strangest controversy , +Come from the country to be judg'd by you , +That e'er I heard : shall I produce the men ? + +Let them approach . + +Our abbeys and our priories shall pay +This expedition's charge . + +What men are you ? + +Your faithful subject I , a gentleman +Born in Northamptonshire , and eldest son , +As I suppose , to Robert Faulconbridge , +A soldier , by the honour-giving hand +Of C ur-de-Lion knighted in the field . + +What art thou ? + +The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge . + +Is that the elder , and art thou the heir ? +You came not of one mother then , it seems . + +Most certain of one mother , mighty king , +That is well known : and , as I think , one father : +But for the certain knowledge of that truth +I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother : +Of that I doubt , as all men's children may . + +Out on thee , rude man ! thou dost shame thy mother +And wound her honour with this diffidence . + +I , madam ? no , I have no reason for it ; +That is my brother's plea and none of mine ; +The which if he can prove , a' pops me out +At least from fair five hundred pound a year : +Heaven guard my mother's honour and my land ! + +A good blunt fellow . Why , being younger born , +Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance ? + +I know not why , except to get the land . +But once he slander'd me with bastardy : +But whe'r I be as true-begot or no , +That still I lay upon my mother's head ; +But that I am as well-begot , my liege , +Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me ! +Compare our faces and be judge yourself . +If old Sir Robert did beget us both , +And were our father , and this son like him ; +O old Sir Robert , father , on my knee +I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee ! + +Why , what a madcap hath heaven lent us here ! + +He hath a trick of C ur-de-Lion's face ; +The accent of his tongue affecteth him . +Do you not read some tokens of my son +In the large composition of this man ? + +Mine eye hath well examined his parts , +And finds them perfect Richard . Sirrah , speak : +What doth move you to claim your brother's land ? + +Because he hath a half-face , like my father . +With half that face would he have all my land ; +A half-fac'd groat five hundred pound a year ! + +My gracious liege , when that my father liv'd , +Your brother did employ my father much , + +Well , sir , by this you cannot get my land : +Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother . + +And once dispatch'd him in an embassy +To Germany , there with the emperor +To treat of high affairs touching that time . +The advantage of his absence took the king , +And in the mean time sojourn'd at my father's ; +Where how he did prevail I shame to speak , +But truth is truth : large lengths of seas and shores +Between my father and my mother lay , +As I have heard my father speak himself , +When this same lusty gentleman was got . +Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd +His lands to me , and took it on his death +That this my mother's son was none of his ; +An if he were , he came into the world +Full fourteen weeks before the course of time . +Then , good my liege , let me have what is mine , +My father's land , as was my father's will . + +Sirrah , your brother is legitimate ; +Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him , +And if she did play false , the fault was hers ; +Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands +That marry wives . Tell me , how if my brother , +Who , as you say , took pains to get this son , +Had of your father claim'd this son for his ? +In sooth , good friend , your father might have kept +This calf bred from his cow from all the world ; +In sooth he might : then , if he were my brother's , +My brother might not claim him ; nor your father , +Being none of his , refuse him : this concludes ; +My mother's son did get your father's heir ; +Your father's heir must have your father's land . + +Shall then my father's will be of no force +To dispossess that child which is not his ? + +Of no more force to dispossess me , sir , +Than was his will to get me , as I think . + +Whe'r hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge +And like thy brother , to enjoy thy land , +Or the reputed son of C ur-de-Lion , +Lord of thy presence and no land beside ? + +Madam , an if my brother had my shape , +And I had his , Sir Robert his , like him ; +And if my legs were two such riding-rods , +My arms such eel-skins stuff'd , my face so thin +That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose +Lest men should say , 'Look , where three-far-things goes !' +And , to his shape , were heir to all this land , +Would I might never stir from off this place , +I'd give it every foot to have this face : +I would not be Sir Nob in any case . + +I like thee well : wilt thou forsake thy fortune , +Bequeath thy land to him , and follow me ? +I am a soldier and now bound to France . + +Brother , take you my land , I'll take my chance . +Your face hath got five hundred pounds a year , +Yet sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear . +Madam , I'll follow you unto the death . + +Nay , I would have you go before me thither . + +Our country manners give our betters way . + +What is thy name ? + +Philip , my liege , so is my name begun ; +Philip , good old Sir Robert's wife's eldest son . + +From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bearest : +Kneel thou down Philip , but arise more great ; +Arise Sir Richard , and Plantagenet . + +Brother by the mother's side , give me your hand : +My father gave me honour , yours gave land . +Now blessed be the hour , by night or day , +When I was got , Sir Robert was away ! + +The very spirit of Plantagenet ! +I am thy grandam , Richard : call me so . + +Madam , by chance but not by truth ; what though ? +Something about , a little from the right , +In at the window , or else o'er the hatch : +Who dares not stir by day must walk by night , +And have is have , however men do catch . +Near or far off , well won is still well shot , +And I am I , howe'er I was begot . + +Go , Faulconbridge : now hast thou thy desire ; +A landless knight makes thee a landed squire . +Come , madam , and come , Richard : we must speed +For France , for France , for it is more than need . + +Brother , adieu : good fortune come to thee ! +For thou wast got i' the way of honesty . + +A foot of honour better than I was , +But many a many foot of land the worse . +Well , now can I make any Joan a lady . +'Good den , Sir Richard !' 'God-a-mercy , fellow !' +And if his name be George , I'll call him Peter ; +For new-made honour doth forget men's names : +'Tis too respective and too sociable +For your conversion . Now your traveller , +He and his toothpick at my worship's mess , +And when my knightly stomach is suffic'd , +Why then I suck my teeth , and catechize +My picked man of countries : 'My dear sir ,' +Thus , leaning on mine elbow , I begin , +'I shall beseech you ,' that is question now ; +And then comes answer like an absey-book : +'O , sir ,' says answer , 'at your best command ; +At your employment ; at your service , sir :' +'No , sir ,' says question , 'I , sweet sir , at yours :' +And so , ere answer knows what question would , +Saving in dialogue of compliment , +And talking of the Alps and Apennines , +The Pyrenean and the river Po , +It draws toward supper in conclusion so . +But this is worshipful society +And fits the mounting spirit like myself ; +For he is but a bastard to the time , +That doth not smack of observation ; +And so am I , whether I smack or no ; +And not alone in habit and device , +Exterior form , outward accoutrement , +But from the inward motion to deliver +Sweet , sweet , sweet poison for the age's tooth : +Which , though I will not practise to deceive , +Yet , to avoid deceit , I mean to learn ; +For it shall strew the footsteps of my rising . +But who comes in such haste in riding-robes ? +What woman-post is this ? hath she no husband +That will take pains to blow a horn before her ? + + +O me ! it is my mother . How now , good lady ! + +What brings you here to court so hastily ? + +Where is that slave , thy brother ? where is he , +That holds in chase mine honour up and down ? + +My brother Robert ? old Sir Robert's son ? +Colbrand the giant , that same mighty man ? +Is it Sir Robert's son that you seek so ? + +Sir Robert's son ! Ay , thou unreverend boy , +Sir Robert's son : why scorn'st thou at Sir Robert ? +He is Sir Robert's son , and so art thou . + +James Gurney , wilt thou give us leave awhile ? + +Good leave , good Philip . + +Philip ! sparrow ! James , +There's toys abroad : anon I'll tell thee more . + +Madam , I was not old Sir Robert's son : +Sir Robert might have eat his part in me +Upon Good-Friday and ne'er broke his fast . +Sir Robert could do well : marry , to confess , +Could he get me ? Sir Robert could not do it : +We know his handiwork : therefore , good mother , +To whom am I beholding for these limbs ? +Sir Robert never holp to make this leg . + +Hast thou conspired with thy brother too , +That for thine own gain shouldst defend mine honour ? +What means this scorn , thou most untoward knave ? + +Knight , knight , good mother , Basilisco-like . +What ! I am dubb'd ; I have it on my shoulder . +But , mother , I am not Sir Robert's son ; +I have disclaim'd Sir Robert and my land ; +Legitimation , name , and all is gone . +Then , good my mother , let me know my father ; +Some proper man , I hope ; who was it , mother ? + +Hast thou denied thyself a Faulconbridge ? + +As faithfully as I deny the devil . + +King Richard C ur-de-Lion was thy father : +By long and vehement suit I was seduc'd +To make room for him in my husband's bed . +Heaven lay not my transgression to my charge ! +Thou art the issue of my dear offence , +Which was so strongly urg'd past my defence . + +Now , by this light , were I to get again , +Madam , I would not wish a better father . +Some sins do bear their privilege on earth , +And so doth yours ; your fault was not your folly : +Needs must you lay your heart at his dispose , +Subjected tribute to commanding love , +Against whose fury and unmatched force +The aweless lion could not wage the fight , +Nor keep his princely heart from Richard's hand . +He that perforce robs lions of their hearts +May easily win a woman's . Ay , my mother , +With all my heart I thank thee for my father ! +Who lives and dares but say thou didst not well +When I was got , I'll send his soul to hell . +Come , lady , I will show thee to my kin ; +And they shall say , when Richard me begot , +If thou hadst said him nay , it had been sin : +Who says it was , he lies : I say , 'twas not . + + +Before Angiers well met , brave Austria . +Arthur , that great forerunner of thy blood , +Richard , that robb'd the lion of his heart +And fought the holy wars in Palestine , +By this brave duke came early to his grave : +And , for amends to his posterity , +At our importance hither is he come , +To spread his colours , boy , in thy behalf , +And to rebuke the usurpation +Of thy unnatural uncle , English John : +Embrace him , love him , give him welcome hither . + +God shall forgive you C ur-de-Lion's death +The rather that you give his offspring life , +Shadowing their right under your wings of war . +I give you welcome with a powerless hand , +But with a heart full of unstained love : +Welcome before the gates of Angiers , duke . + +A noble boy ! Who would not do thee right ? + +Upon thy cheek lay I this zealous kiss , +As seal to this indenture of my love , +That to my home I will no more return +Till Angiers , and the right thou hast in France , +Together with that pale , that white-fac'd shore , +Whose foot spurns back the ocean's roaring tides +And coops from other lands her islanders , +Even till that England , hedg'd in with the main , +That water-walled bulwark , still secure +And confident from foreign purposes , +Even till that utmost corner of the west +Salute thee for her king : till then , fair boy , +Will I not think of home , but follow arms . + +O ! take his mother's thanks , a widow's thanks , +Till your strong hand shall help to give him strength +To make a more requital to your love . + +The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords +In such a just and charitable war . + +Well then , to work : our cannon shall be bent +Against the brows of this resisting town . +Call for our chiefest men of discipline , +To cull the plots of best advantages : +We'll lay before this town our royal bones , +Wade to the market-place in Frenchmen's blood , +But we will make it subject to this boy . + +Stay for an answer to your embassy , +Lest unadvis'd you stain your swords with blood . +My Lord Chatillon may from England bring +That right in peace which here we urge in war ; +And then we shall repent each drop of blood +That hot rash haste so indirectly shed . + + +A wonder , lady ! lo , upon thy wish , +Our messenger , Chatillon , is arriv'd ! +What England says , say briefly , gentle lord ; +We coldly pause for thee ; Chatillon , speak . + +Then turn your forces from this paltry siege +And stir them up against a mightier task . +England , impatient of your just demands , +Hath put himself in arms : the adverse winds , +Whose leisure I have stay'd , have given him time +To land his legions all as soon as I ; +His marches are expedient to this town , +His forces strong , his soldiers confident . +With him along is come the mother-queen , +An Ate , stirring him to blood and strife ; +With her her niece , the Lady Blanch of Spain ; +With them a bastard of the king's deceas'd ; +And all the unsettled humours of the land , +Rash , inconsiderate , fiery voluntaries , +With ladies' faces and fierce dragons' spleens , +Have sold their fortunes at their native homes , +Bearing their birthrights proudly on their backs , +To make a hazard of new fortunes here . +In brief , a braver choice of dauntless spirits +Than now the English bottoms have waft o'er +Did never float upon the swelling tide , +To do offence and scathe in Christendom . + +The interruption of their churlish drums +Cuts off more circumstance : they are at hand , +To parley or to fight ; therefore prepare . + +How much unlook'd for is this expedition ! + +By how much unexpected , by so much +We must awake endeavour for defence , +For courage mounteth with occasion : +Let them be welcome then , we are prepar'd . + + +Peace be to France , if France in peace permit +Our just and lineal entrance to our own ; +If not , bleed France , and peace ascend to heaven , +Whiles we , God's wrathful agent , do correct +Their proud contempt that beats his peace to heaven . + +Peace be to England , if that war return +From France to England , there to live in peace . +England we love ; and , for that England's sake +With burden of our armour here we sweat : +This toil of ours should be a work of thine ; +But thou from loving England art so far +That thou hast under-wrought his lawful king , +Cut off the sequence of posterity , +Out-faced infant state , and done a rape +Upon the maiden virtue of the crown . +Look here upon thy brother Geffrey's face : +These eyes , these brows , were moulded out of his ; +This little abstract doth contain that large +Which died in Geffrey , and the hand of time +Shall draw this brief into as huge a volume . +That Geffrey was thy elder brother born , +And this his son ; England was Geffrey's right +And this is Geffrey's . In the name of God +How comes it then that thou art call'd a king , +When living blood doth in these temples beat , +Which owe the crown that thou o'ermasterest ? + +From whom hast thou this great commission , France , +To draw my answer from thy articles ? + +From that supernal judge , that stirs good thoughts +In any breast of strong authority , +To look into the blots and stains of right : +That judge hath made me guardian to this boy : +Under whose warrant I impeach thy wrong , +And by whose help I mean to chastise it . + +Alack ! thou dost usurp authority . + +Excuse ; it is to beat usurping down . + +Who is it thou dost call usurper , France ? + +Let me make answer ; thy usurping son . + +Out , insolent ! thy bastard shall be king , +That thou mayst be a queen , and check the world ! + +My bed was ever to thy son as true +As thine was to thy husband , and this boy +Liker in feature to his father Geffrey +Than thou and John in manners ; being as like +As rain to water , or devil to his dam . +My boy a bastard ! By my soul I think +His father never was so true begot : +It cannot be an if thou wert his mother . + +There's a good mother , boy , that blots thy father . + +There's a good grandam , boy , that would blot thee . + +Peace ! + +Hear the crier . + +What the devil art thou ? + +One that will play the devil , sir , with you , +An a' may catch your hide and you alone . +You are the hare of whom the proverb goes , +Whose valour plucks dead lions by the beard . +I'll smoke your skin coat , an I catch you right . +Sirrah , look to't ; i' faith , I will , i' faith . + +O ! well did he become that lion's robe , +That did disrobe the lion of that robe . + +It lies as sightly on the back of him +As great Alcides' shows upon an ass : +But , ass , I'll take that burden from your back , +Or lay on that shall make your shoulders crack . + +What cracker is this same that deafs our ears +With this abundance of superfluous breath ? +King ,Lewis , determine what we shall do straight . + +Women and fools , break off your conference . +King John , this is the very sum of all : +England and Ireland , Anjou , Touraine , Maine , +In right of Arthur do I claim of thee . +Wilt thou resign them and lay down thy arms ? + +My life as soon : I do defy thee , France . +Arthur of Britaine , yield thee to my hand ; +And out of my dear love I'll give thee more +Than e'er the coward hand of France can win . +Submit thee , boy . + +Come to thy grandam , child . + +Do , child , go to it grandam , child ; +Give grandam kingdom , and it grandam will +Give it a plum , a cherry , and a fig : +There's a good grandam . + +Good my mother , peace ! +I would that I were low laid in my grave : +I am not worth this coil that's made for me . + +His mother shames him so , poor boy , he weeps . + +Now shame upon you , whe'r she does or no ! +His grandam's wrongs , and not his mother's shames , +Draw those heaven-moving pearls from his poor eyes , +Which heaven shall take in nature of a fee ; +Ay , with these crystal beads heaven shall be brib'd +To do him justice and revenge on you . + +Thou monstrous slanderer of heaven and earth ! + +Thou monstrous injurer of heaven and earth ! +Call not me slanderer ; thou and thine usurp +The dominations , royalties , and rights +Of this oppressed boy : this is thy eld'st son's son , +Infortunate in nothing but in thee : +Thy sins are visited in this poor child ; +The canon of the law is laid on him , +Being but the second generation +Removed from thy sin-conceiving womb . + +Bedlam , have done . + +I have but this to say , +That he's not only plagued for her sin , +But God hath made her sin and her the plague +On this removed issue , plagu'd for her , +And with her plague , her sin ; his injury +Her injury , the beadle to her sin , +All punish'd in the person of this child , +And all for her . A plague upon her ! + +Thou unadvised scold , I can produce +A will that bars the title of thy son . + +Ay , who doubts that ? a will ! a wicked will ; +A woman's will ; a canker'd grandam's will ! + +Peace , lady ! pause , or be more temperate : +It ill beseems this presence to cry aim +To these ill-tuned repetitions . +Some trumpet summon hither to the walls +These men of Angiers : let us hear them speak +Whose title they admit , Arthur's or John's . + + +Who is it that hath warn'd us to the walls ? + +'Tis France , for England . + +England for itself . +You men of Angiers , and my loving subjects , + +You loving men of Angiers , Arthur's subjects , +Our trumpet call'd you to this gentle parle , + +For our advantage ; therefore hear us first . +These flags of France , that are advanced here +Before the eye and prospect of your town , +Have hither march'd to your endamagement : +The cannons have their bowels full of wrath , +And ready mounted are they to spit forth +Their iron indignation 'gainst your walls : +All preparation for a bloody siege +And merciless proceeding by these French +Confronts your city's eyes , your winking gates ; +And but for our approach those sleeping stones , +That as a waist do girdle you about , +By the compulsion of their ordinance +By this time from their fixed beds of lime +Had been dishabited , and wide havoc made +For bloody power to rush upon your peace . +But on the sight of us your lawful king , +Who painfully with much expedient march +Have brought a countercheck before your gates , +To save unscratch'd your city's threaten'd cheeks , +Behold , the French amaz'd vouchsafe a parle ; +And now , instead of bullets wrapp'd in fire , +To make a shaking fever in your walls , +They shoot but calm words folded up in smoke , +To make a faithless error in your ears : +Which trust accordingly , kind citizens , +And let us in , your king , whose labour'd spirits , +Forwearied in this action of swift speed , +Crave harbourage within your city walls . + +When I have said , make answer to us both . +Lo ! in this right hand , whose protection +Is most divinely vow'd upon the right +Of him it holds , stands young Plantagenet , +Son to the elder brother of this man , +And king o'er him and all that he enjoys : +For this down-trodden equity , we tread +In war-like march these greens before your town , +Being no further enemy to you +Than the constraint of hospitable zeal , +In the relief of this oppressed child , +Religiously provokes . Be pleased then +To pay that duty which you truly owe +To him that owes it , namely , this young prince ; +And then our arms , like to a muzzled bear , +Save in aspect , have all offence seal'd up ; +Our cannons' malice vainly shall be spent +Against the invulnerable clouds of heaven ; +And with a blessed and unvex'd retire , +With unhack'd swords and helmets all unbruis'd , +We will bear home that lusty blood again +Which here we came to spout against your town , +And leave your children , wives , and you , in peace . +But if you fondly pass our proffer'd offer , +'Tis not the roundure of your old-fac'd walls +Can hide you from our messengers of war , +Though all these English and their discipline +Were harbour'd in their rude circumference . +Then tell us , shall your city call us lord , +In that behalf which we have challeng'd it ? +Or shall we give the signal to our rage +And stalk in blood to our possession ? + +In brief , we are the King of England's subjects : +For him , and in his right , we hold this town . + +Acknowledge then the king , and let me in . + +That can we not ; but he that proves the king , +To him will we prove loyal : till that time +Have we ramm'd up our gates against the world . + +Doth not the crown of England prove the king ? +And if not that , I bring you witnesses , +Twice fifteen thousand hearts of England's breed , + +Bastards , and else . + +To verify our title with their lives . + +As many and as well-born bloods as those , + +Some bastards too . + +Stand in his face to contradict his claim . + +Till thou compound whose right is worthiest , +We for the worthiest hold the right from both . + +Then God forgive the sins of all those souls +That to their everlasting residence , +Before the dew of evening fall , shall fleet , +In dreadful trial of our kingdom's king ! + +Amen , Amen ! Mount , chevaliers ! to arms ! + +Saint George , that swing'd the dragon , and e'er since +Sits on his horse back at mine hostess' door , +Teach us some fence ! + +Sirrah , were I at home , +At your den , sirrah , with your lioness , +I would set an ox-head to your lion's hide , +And make a monster of you . + +Peace ! no more . + +O ! tremble , for you hear the lion roar . + +Up higher to the plain ; where we'll set forth +In best appointment all our regiments . + +Speed then , to take advantage of the field . + +It shall be so ; + +and at the other hill +Command the rest to stand . God , and our right ! + +You men of Angiers , open wide your gates , +And let young Arthur , Duke of Britaine , in , +Who , by the hand of France this day hath made +Much work for tears in many an English mother , +Whose sons he scatter'd on the bleeding ground ; +Many a widow's husband grovelling lies , +Coldly embracing the discolour'd earth ; +And victory , with little loss , doth play +Upon the dancing banners of the French , +Who are at hand , triumphantly display'd , +To enter conquerors and to proclaim +Arthur of Britaine England's king and yours . + + +Rejoice , you men of Angiers , ring your bells ; +King John , your king and England's , doth approach , +Commander of this hot malicious day . +Their armours , that march'd hence so silver-bright , +Hither return all gilt with Frenchmen's blood ; +There stuck no plume in any English crest +That is removed by a staff of France ; +Our colours do return in those same hands +That did display them when we first march'd forth ; +And , like a jolly troop of huntsmen , come +Our lusty English , all with purpled hands +Dy'd in the dying slaughter of their foes . +Open your gates and give the victors way . + +Heralds , from off our towers we might behold , +From first to last , the onset and retire +Of both your armies ; whose equality +By our best eyes cannot be censured : +Blood hath bought blood , and blows have answer'd blows ; +Strength match'd with strength , and power confronted power : +Both are alike ; and both alike we like . +One must prove greatest : while they weigh so even , +We hold our town for neither , yet for both . + + +France , hast thou yet more blood to cast away ? +Say , shall the current of our right run on ? +Whose passage , vex'd with thy impediment , +Shall leave his native channel and o'erswell +With course disturb'd even thy conflning shores , +Unless thou let his silver water keep +A peaceful progress to the ocean . + +England , thou hast not sav'd one drop of blood , +In this hot trial , more than we of France ; +Rather , lost more : and by this hand I swear , +That sways the earth this climate overlooks , +Before we will lay down our just-borne arms , +We'll put thee down , 'gainst whom these arms we bear , +Or add a royal number to the dead , +Gracing the scroll that tells of this war's loss +With slaughter coupled to the name of kings . + +Ha , majesty ! how high thy glory towers +When the rich blood of kings is set on fire ! +O ! now doth Death line his dead chaps with steel ; +The swords of soldiers are his teeth , his fangs ; +And now he feasts , mousing the flesh of men , +In undetermin'd differences of kings . +Why stand these royal fronts amazed thus ? +Cry 'havoc !' kings ; back to the stained field , +You equal-potents , fiery-kindled spirits ! +Then let confusion of one part confirm +The other's peace ; till then , blows , blood , and death ! + +Whose party do the townsmen yet admit ? + +Speak , citizens , for England ; who's your king ? + +The King of England , when we know the king . + +Know him in us , that here hold up his right . + +In us , that are our own great deputy , +And bear possession of our person here , +Lord of our presence , Angiers , and of you . + +A greater power than we denies all this ; +And , till it be undoubted , we do lock +Our former scruple in our strong-barr'd gates , +Kings of ourselves ; until our fears , resolv'd , +Be by some certain king purg'd and depos'd . + +By heaven , these scroyles of Angiers flout you , kings , +And stand securely on their battlements +As in a theatre , whence they gape and point +At your industrious scenes and acts of death . +Your royal presences be rul'd by me : +Do like the mutines of Jerusalem , +Be friends awhile and both conjointly bend +Your sharpest deeds of malice on this town . +By east and west let France and England mount +Their battering cannon charged to the mouths , +Till their soul-fearing clamours have brawl'd down +The flinty ribs of this contemptuous city : +I'd play incessantly upon these jades , +Even till unfenced desolation +Leave them as naked as the vulgar air . +That done , dissever your united strengths , +And part your mingled colours once again ; +Turn face to face and bloody point to point ; +Then , in a moment , Fortune shall cull forth +Out of one side her happy minion , +To whom in favour she shall give the day , +And kiss him with a glorious victory . +How like you this wild counsel , mighty states ? +Smacks it not something of the policy ? + +Now , by the sky that hangs above our heads , +I like it well . France , shall we knit our powers +And lay this Angiers even with the ground ; +Then after fight who shall be king of it ? + +An if thou hast the mettle of a king , +Being wrong'd as we are by this peevish town , +Turn thou the mouth of thy artillery , +As we will ours , against these saucy walls ; +And when that we have dash'd them to the ground , +Why then defy each other , and , pell-mell , +Make work upon ourselves , for heaven or hell . + +Let it be so . Say , where will you assault ? + +We from the west will send destruction +Into this city's bosom . + +I from the north . + +Our thunder from the south +Shall rain their drift of bullets on this town . + +O , prudent discipline ! From north to south +Austria and France shoot in each other's mouth : +I'll stir them to it . Come , away , away ! + +Hear us , great kings : vouchsafe a while to stay , +And I shall show you peace and fair-fac'd league ; +Win you this city without stroke or wound ; +Rescue those breathing lives to die in beds , +That here come sacrifices for the field . +Persever not , but hear me , mighty kings . + +Speak on with favour : we are bent to hear . + +That daughter there of Spain , the Lady Blanch , +Is near to England : look upon the years +Of Lewis the Dauphin and that lovely maid . +If lusty love should go in quest of beauty , +Where should he find it fairer than in Blanch ? +If zealous love should go in search of virtue , +Where should he find it purer than in Blanch ? +If love ambitious sought a match of birth , +Whose veins bound richer blood than Lady Blanch ? +Such as she is , in beauty , virtue , birth , +Is the young Dauphin every way complete : +If not complete of , say he is not she ; +And she again wants nothing , to name want , +If want it be not that she is not he : +He is the half part of a blessed man , +Left to be finished by such a she ; +And she a fair divided excellence , +Whose fulness of perfection lies in him . +O ! two such silver currents , when they join , +Do glorify the banks that bound them in ; +And two such shores to two such streams made one , +Two such controlling bounds shall you be , kings , +To these two princes , if you marry them . +This union shall do more than battery can +To our fast-closed gates ; for at this match , +With swifter spleen than powder can enforce , +The mouth of passage shall we fling wide ope , +And give you entrance ; but without this match , +The sea enraged is not half so deaf , +Lions more confident , mountains and rocks +More free from motion , no , not death himself +In mortal fury half so peremptory , +As we to keep this city . + +Here's a stay , +That shakes the rotten carcase of old Death +Out of his rags ! Here's a large mouth , indeed , +That spits forth death and mountains , rocks and seas , +Talks as familiarly of roaring lions +As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs . +What cannoneer begot this lusty blood ? +He speaks plain cannon fire , and smoke and bounce ; +He gives the bastinado with his tongue ; +Our ears are cudgell'd ; not a word of his +But buffets better than a fist of France . +'Zounds ! I was never so bethump'd with words +Since I first call'd my brother's father dad . + +Son , list to this conjunction , make this match ; +Give with our niece a dowry large enough ; +For by this knot thou shalt so surely tie +Thy now unsur'd assurance to the crown , +That yon green boy shall have no sun to ripe +The bloom that promiseth a mighty fruit . +I see a yielding in the looks of France ; +Mark how they whisper : urge them while their souls +Are capable of this ambition , +Lest zeal , now melted by the windy breath +Of soft petitions , pity and remorse , +Cool and congeal again to what it was . + +Why answer not the double majesties +This friendly treaty of our threaten'd town ? + +Speak England first , that hath been forward first +To speak unto this city : what say you ? + +If that the Dauphin there , thy princely son , +Can in this book of beauty read 'I love ,' +Her dowry shall weigh equal with a queen : +For Anjou , and fair Touraine , Maine , Poictiers , +And all that we upon this side the sea , +Except this city now by us besieg'd , +Find liable to our crown and dignity , +Shall gild her bridal bed and make her rich +In titles , honours , and promotions , +As she in beauty , education , blood , +Holds hand with any princess of the world . + +What sayst thou , boy ? look in the lady's face . + +I do , my lord ; and in her eye I find +A wonder , or a wondrous miracle , +The shadow of myself form'd in her eye ; +Which , being but the shadow of your son +Becomes a sun , and makes your son a shadow : +I do protest I never lov'd myself +Till now infixed I beheld myself , +Drawn in the flattering table of her eye . + + +Drawn in the flattering table of her eye ! +Hang'd in the frowning wrinkle of her brow ! +And quarter'd in her heart ! he doth espy +Himself love's traitor : this is pity now , +That hang'd and drawn and quarter'd , there should be +In such a love so vile a lout as he . + +My uncle's will in this respect is mine : +If he see aught in you that makes him like , +That anything he sees , which moves his liking , +I can with ease translate it to my will ; +Or if you will , to speak more properly , +I will enforce it easily to my love . +Further I will not flatter you , my lord , +That all I see in you is worthy love , +Than this : that nothing do I see in you , +Though churlish thoughts themselves should be your judge , +That I can find should merit any hate . + +What say these young ones ? What say you , my niece ? + +That she is bound in honour still to do +What you in wisdom still vouchsafe to say . + +Speak then , Prince Dauphin ; can you love this lady ? + +Nay , ask me if I can refrain from love ; +For I do love her most unfeignedly . + +Then do I give Volquessen , Touraine , Maine , +Poictiers , and Anjou , these five provinces , +With her to thee ; and this addition more , +Full thirty thousand marks of English coin . +Philip of France , if thou be pleas'd withal , +Command thy son and daughter to join hands . + +It likes us well . Young princes , close your hands . + +And your lips too ; for I am well assur'd +That I did so when I was first assur'd . + +Now , citizens of Angiers , ope your gates , +Let in that amity which you have made ; +For at Saint Mary's chapel presently +The rites of marriage shall be solemniz'd . +Is not the Lady Constance in this troop ? +I know she is not ; for this match made up +Her presence would have interrupted much : +Where is she and her son ? tell me , who knows . + +She is sad and passionate at your highness' tent . + +And , by my faith , this league that we have made +Will give her sadness very little cure . +Brother of England , how may we content +This widow lady ? In her right we came ; +Which we , God knows , have turn'd another way , +To our own vantage . + +We will heal up all ; +For we'll create young Arthur Duke of Britaine +And Earl of Richmond ; and this rich fair town +We make him lord of . Call the Lady Constance : +Some speedy messenger bid her repair +To our solemnity : I trust we shall , +If not fill up the measure of her will , +Yet in some measure satisfy her so , +That we shall stop her exclamation . +Go we , as well as haste will suffer us , +To this unlook'd-for unprepared pomp . + + +Mad world ! mad kings ! mad composition ! +John , to stop Arthur's title in the whole , +Hath willingly departed with a part ; +And France , whose armour conscience buckled on , +Whom zeal and charity brought to the field +As God's own soldier , rounded in the ear +With that same purpose-changer , that sly devil , +That broker , that still breaks the pate of faith , +That daily break-vow , he that wins of all , +Of kings , of beggars , old men , young men , maids , +Who having no external thing to lose +But the word 'maid ,' cheats the poor maid of that , +That smooth-fac'd gentleman , tickling Commodity , +Commodity , the bias of the world ; +The world , who of itself is peized well , +Made to run even upon even ground , +Till this advantage , this vile-drawing bias , +This sway of motion , this Commodity , +Makes it take head from all indifferency , +From all direction , purpose , course , intent : +And this same bias , this Commodity , +This bawd , this broker , this all-changing word , +Clapp'd on the outward eye of fickle France , +Hath drawn him from his own determin'd aid , +From a resolv'd and honourable war , +To a most base and vile-concluded peace . +And why rail I on this Commodity ? +But for because he hath not woo'd me yet . +Not that I have the power to clutch my hand +When his fair angels would salute my palm ; +But for my hand , as unattempted yet , +Like a poor beggar , raileth on the rich . +Well , whiles I am a beggar , I will rail , +And say there is no sin but to be rich ; +And being rich , my virtue then shall be +To say there is no vice but beggary . +Since kings break faith upon Commodity , +Gain , be my lord , for I will worship thee ! + +Gone to be married ! gone to swear a peace ! +False blood to false blood join'd ! gone to be friends ! +Shall Lewis have Blanch , and Blanch those provinces ? +It is not so ; thou hast misspoke , misheard ; +Be well advis'd , tell o'er thy tale again : +It cannot be ; thou dost but say 'tis so . +I trust I may not trust thee , for thy word +Is but the vain breath of a common man : +Believe me , I do not believe thee , man ; +I have a king's oath to the contrary . +Thou shalt be punish'd for thus frighting me , +For I am sick and capable of fears ; +Oppress'd with wrongs , and therefore full of fears ; +A widow , husbandless , subject to fears ; +A woman , naturally born to fears ; +And though thou now confess thou didst but jest , +With my vex'd spirits I cannot take a truce , +But they will quake and tremble all this day . +What dost thou mean by shaking of thy head ? +Why dost thou look so sadly on my son ? +What means that hand upon that breast of thine ? +Why holds thine eye that lamentable rheum , +Like a proud river peering o'er his bounds ? +Be these sad signs confirmers of thy words ? +Then speak again ; not all thy former tale , +But this one word , whether thy tale be true . + +As true as I believe you think them false +That give you cause to prove my saying true . + +O ! if thou teach me to believe this sorrow , +Teach thou this sorrow how to make me die ; +And let belief and life encounter so +As doth the fury of two desperate men +Which in the very meeting fall and die . +Lewis marry Blanch ! O boy ! then where art thou ? +France friend with England what becomes of me ? +Fellow , be gone ! I cannot brook thy sight : +This news hath made thee a most ugly man . + +What other harm have I , good lady , done , +But spoke the harm that is by others done ? + +Which harm within itself so heinous is +As it makes harmful all that speak of it . + +I do beseech you , madam , be content . + +If thou , that bidd'st me be content , wert grim , +Ugly and slanderous to thy mother's womb , +Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains , +Lame , foolish , crooked , swart , prodigious , +Patch'd with foul moles and eye-offending marks , +I would not care , I then would be content ; +For then I should not love thee , no , nor thou +Become thy great birth , nor deserve a crown . +But thou art fair ; and at thy birth , dear boy , +Nature and Fortune join'd to make thee great : +Of Nature's gifts thou mayst with lilies boast +And with the half-blown rose . But Fortune , O ! +She is corrupted , chang'd , and won from thee : +She adulterates hourly with thine uncle John , +And with her golden hand hath pluck'd on France +To tread down fair respect of sovereignty , +And made his majesty the bawd to theirs . +France is a bawd to Fortune and King John , +That strumpet Fortune , that usurping John ! +Tell me , thou fellow , is not France forsworn ? +Envenom him with words , or get thee gone +And leave those woes alone which I alone +Am bound to underbear . + +Pardon me , madam , +I may not go without you to the kings . + +Thou mayst , thou shalt : I will not go with thee . +I will instruct my sorrows to be proud ; +For grief is proud and makes his owner stoop . +To me and to the state of my great grief +Let kings assemble ; for my grief's so great +That no supporter but the huge firm earth +Can hold it up : here I and sorrows sit ; +Here is my throne , bid kings come bow to it . + +'Tis true , fair daughter ; and this blessed day +Ever in France shall be kept festival : +To solemnize this day the glorious sun +Stays in his course and plays the alchemist , +Turning with splendour of his precious eye +The meagre cloddy earth to glittering gold : +The yearly course that brings this day about +Shall never see it but a holiday . + +A wicked day , and not a holy day ! +What hath this day deserv'd ? what hath it done +That it in golden letters should be set +Among the high tides in the calendar ? +Nay , rather turn this day out of the week , +This day of shame , oppression , perjury : +Or , if it must stand still , let wives with child +Pray that their burdens may not fall this day , +Lest that their hopes prodigiously be cross'd : +But on this day let seamen fear no wrack ; +No bargains break that are not this day made ; +This day all things begun come to ill end ; +Yea , faith itself to hollow falsehood change ! + +By heaven , lady , you shall have no cause +To curse the fair proceedings of this day : +Have I not pawn'd to you my majesty ? + +You have beguil'd me with a counterfeit +Resembling majesty , which , being touch'd and tried , +Proves valueless : you are forsworn , forsworn ; +You came in arms to spill mine enemies' blood , +But now in arms you strengthen it with yours : +The grappling vigour and rough frown of war +Is cold in amity and painted peace , +And our oppression hath made up this league . +Arm , arm , you heavens , against these perjur'd kings ! +A widow cries ; be husband to me , heavens ! +Let not the hours of this ungodly day +Wear out the day in peace ; but , ere sunset , +Set armed discord 'twixt these perjur'd kings ! +Hear me ! O , hear me ! + +Lady Constance , peace ! + +War ! war ! no peace ! peace is to me a war . +O , Lymoges ! O , Austria ! thou dost shame +That bloody spoil . thou slave , thou wretch , thou coward ! +Thou little valiant , great in villany ! +Thou ever strong upon the stronger side ! +Thou Fortune's champion , that dost never fight +But when her humorous ladyship is by +To teach thee safety ! thou art perjur'd too , +And sooth'st up greatness . What a fool art thou , +A ramping fool , to brag , and stamp and swear +Upon my party ! Thou cold-blooded slave , +Hast thou not spoke like thunder on my side ? +Been sworn my soldier ? bidding me depend +Upon thy stars , thy fortune , and thy strength ? +And dost thou now fall over to my foes ? +Thou wear a hon's hide ! doff it for shame , +And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs . + +O ! that a man should speak those words to me . + +And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs . + +Thou dar'st not say so , villain , for thy life . + +And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs . + +We like not this ; thou dost forget thyself . + + +Here comes the holy legate of the pope . + +Hail , you anointed deputies of heaven ! +To thee , King John , my holy errand is . +I Pandulph , of fair Milan cardinal , +And from Pope Innocent the legate here , +Do in his name religiously demand +Why thou against the church , our holy mother , +So wilfully dost spurn ; and , force perforce , +Keep Stephen Langton , chosen Archbishop +Of Canterbury , from that holy see ? +This , in our foresaid holy father's name , +Pope Innocent , I do demand of thee . + +What earthly name to interrogatories +Can task the free breath of a sacred king ? +Thou canst not , cardinal , devise a name +So slight , unworthy and ridiculous , +To charge me to an answer , as the pope . +Tell him this tale ; and from the mouth of England +Add thus much more : that no Italian priest +Shall tithe or toll in our dominions ; +But as we under heaven are supreme head , +So under him that great supremacy , +Where we do reign , we will alone uphold , +Without the assistance of a mortal hand : +So tell the pope ; all reverence set apart +To him , and his usurp'd authority . + +Brother of England , you blaspheme in this . + +Though you and all the kings of Christendom +Are led so grossly by this meddling priest , +Dreading the curse that money may buy out ; +And , by the merit of vile gold , dross , dust , +Purchase corrupted pardon of a man , +Who in that sale sells pardon from himself ; +Though you and all the rest so grossly led +This juggling witchcraft with revenue cherish ; +Yet I alone , alone do me oppose +Against the pope , and count his friends my foes . + +Then , by the lawful power that I have , +Thou shalt stand curs'd and excommunicate : +And blessed shall he be that doth revolt +From his allegiance to a heretic ; +And meritorious shall that hand be call'd , +Canonized and worshipp'd as a saint , +That takes away by any secret course +Thy hateful life . + +O ! lawful let it be +That I have room with Rome to curse awhile . +Good father cardinal , cry thou amen +To my keen curses ; for without my wrong +There is no tongue hath power to curse him right . + +There's law and warrant , lady , for my curse . + +And for mine too : when law can do no right , +Let it be lawful that law bar no wrong . +Law cannot give my child his kingdom here , +For he that holds his kingdom holds the law : +Therefore , since law itself is perfect wrong , +How can the law forbid my tongue to curse ? + +Philip of France , on peril of a curse , +Let go the hand of that arch-heretic , +And raise the power of France upon his head , +Unless he do submit himself to Rome . + +Look'st thou pale , France ? do not let go thy hand . + +Look to that , devil , lest that France repent , +And by disjoining hands , hell lose a soul . + +King Philip , listen to the cardinal . + +And hang a calf's-skin on his recreant limbs . + +Well , ruffian , I must pocket up these wrongs , +Because + +Your breeches best may carry them . + +Philip , what sayst thou to the cardinal ? + +What should he say , but as the cardinal ? + +Bethink you , father ; for the difference +Is purchase of a heavy curse from Rome , +Or the light loss of England for a friend : +Forego the easier . + +That's the curse of Rome . + +O Lewis , stand fast ! the devil tempts thee here , +In likeness of a new untrimmed bride . + +The Lady Constance speaks not from her faith , +But from her need . + +O ! if thou grant my need , +Which only lives but by the death of faith , +That need must needs infer this principle , +That faith would live again by death of need : +O ! then , tread down my need , and faith mounts up ; +Keep my need up , and faith is trodden down . + +The king is mov'd , and answers not to this . + +O ! be remov'd from him , and answer well . + +Do so , King Philip : hang no more in doubt . + +Hang nothing but a calf's-skin , most sweet lout . + +I am perplex'd , and know not what to say . + +What canst thou say but will perplex thee more , +If thou stand excommunicate and curs'd ? + +Good reverend father , make my person yours , +And tell me how you would bestow yourself . +This royal hand and mine are newly knit , +And the conjunction of our inward souls +Married in league , coupled and link'd together +With all religious strength of sacred vows ; +The latest breath that gave the sound of words +Was deep-sworn faith , peace , amity , true love , +Between our kingdoms and our royal selves ; +And even before this truce , but new before , +No longer than we well could wash our hands +To clap this royal bargain up of peace , +Heaven knows , they were besmear'd and overstain'd +With slaughter's pencil , where revenge did paint +The fearful difference of incensed kings : +And shall these hands , so lately purg'd of blood , +So newly join'd in love , so strong in both , +Unyoke this seizure and this kind regreet ? +Play fast and loose with faith ? so jest with heaven , +Make such unconstant children of ourselves , +As now again to snatch our palm from palm , +Unswear faith sworn , and on the marriage-bed +Of smiling peace to march a bloody host , +And make a riot on the gentle brow +Of true sincerity ? O ! holy sir , +My reverend father , let it not be so ! +Out of your grace , devise , ordain , impose +Some gentle order , and then we shall be bless'd +To do your pleasure and continue friends . + +All form is formless , order orderless , +Save what is opposite to England's love . +Therefore to arms ! be champion of our church , +Or let the church , our mother , breathe her curse , +A mother's curse , on her revolting son . +France , thou mayst hold a serpent by the tongue , +A chafed lion by the mortal paw , +A fasting tiger safer by the tooth , +Than keep in peace that hand which thou dost hold . + +I may disjoin my hand , but not my faith . + +So mak'st thou faith an enemy to faith : +And like a civil war sett'st oath to oath , +Thy tongue against thy tongue . O ! let thy vow +First made to heaven , first be to heaven perform'd ; +That is , to be the champion of our church . +What since thou swor'st is sworn against thyself +And may not be performed by thyself ; +For that which thou hast sworn to do amiss +Is not amiss when it is truly done ; +And being not done , where doing tends to ill , +The truth is then most done not doing it . +The better act of purposes mistook +Is to mistake again ; though indirect , +Yet indirection thereby grows direct , +And falsehood falsehood cures , as fire cools fire +Within the scorched veins of one new-burn'd . +It is religion that doth make vows kept ; +But thou hast sworn against religion +By what thou swear'st , against the thing thou swear'st , +And mak'st an oath the surety for thy truth +Against an oath : the truth thou art unsure +To swear , swears only not to be forsworn ; +Else what a mockery should it be to swear ! +But thou dost swear only to be forsworn ; +And most forsworn , to keep what thou dost swear . +Therefore thy later vows against thy first +Is in thyself rebellion to thyself ; +And better conquest never canst thou make +Than arm thy constant and thy nobler parts +Against these giddy loose suggestions : +Upon which better part our prayers come in , +If thou vouchsafe them ; but , if not , then know +The peril of our curses light on thee +So heavy as thou shalt not shake them off , +But in despair die under their black weight . + +Rebellion , flat rebellion ! + +Will't not be ? +Will not a calf's-skin stop that mouth of thine ? + +Father , to arms ! + +Upon thy wedding-day ? +Against the blood that thou hast married ? +What ! shall our feast be kept with slaughter'd men ? +Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums , +Clamours of hell , be measures to our pomp ? +O husband , hear me ! ay , alack ! how new +Is husband in my mouth ; even for that name , +Which till this time my tongue did ne'er pronounce , +Upon my knee I beg , go not to arms +Against mine uncle . + +O ! upon my knee , +Made hard with kneeling , I do pray to thee , +Thou virtuous Dauphin , alter not the doom +Forethought by heaven . + +Now shall I see thy love : what motive may +Be stronger with thee than the name of wife ? + +That which upholdeth him that thee upholds , +His honour : O ! thine honour , Lewis , thine honour . + +I muse your majesty doth seem so cold , +When such profound respects do pull you on . + +I will denounce a curse upon his head . + +Thou shalt not need . England , I'll fall from thee . + +O fair return of banish'd majesty ! + +O foul revolt of French inconstancy ! + +France , thou shalt rue this hour within this hour . + +Old Time the clock-setter , that bald sexton Time , +Is it as he will ? well then , France shall rue . + +The sun's o'ercast with blood : fair day , adieu ! +Which is the side that I must go withal ? +I am with both : each army hath a hand ; +And in their rage , I having hold of both , +They whirl asunder and dismember me . +Husband , I cannot pray that thou mayst win ; +Uncle , I needs must pray that thou mayst lose ; +Father , I may not wish the fortune thine ; +Grandam , I will not wish thy wishes thrive : +Whoever wins , on that side shall I lose ; +Assured loss before the match be play'd . + +Lady , with me ; with me thy fortune lies . + +There where my fortune lives , there my life dies . + +Cousin , go draw our puissance together . + +France , I am burn'd up with inflaming wrath ; +A rage whose heat hath this condition , +That nothing can allay , nothing but blood , +The blood , and dearest-valu'd blood of France . + +Thy rage shall burn thee up , and thou shalt turn +To ashes , ere our blood shall quench that fire : +Look to thyself , thou art in jeopardy . + +No more than he that threats . To arms let's hie ! + + +Now , by my life , this day grows wondrous hot ; +Some airy devil hovers in the sky +And pours down mischief . Austria's head lie there , +While Philip breathes . + + +Hubert , keep this boy . Philip , make up , +My mother is assailed in our tent , +And ta'en , I fear . + +My lord , I rescu'd her ; +Her highness is in safety , fear you not : +But on , my liege ; for very little pains +Will bring this labour to a happy end . + + +So shall it be ; your grace shall stay behind +So strongly guarded . + +Cousin , look not sad : +Thy grandam loves thee ; and thy uncle will +As dear be to thee as thy father was . + +O ! this will make my mother die with grief . + +Cousin , away for England ! haste before ; +And , ere our coming , see thou shake the bags +Of hoarding abbots ; set at liberty +Imprison'd angels : the fat ribs of peace +Must by the hungry now be fed upon : +Use our commission in his utmost force . + +Bell , book , and candle shall not drive me back +When gold and silver becks me to come on . +I leave your highness . Grandam , I will pray , +If ever I remember to be holy , +For your fair safety ; so I kiss your hand . + +Farewell , gentle cousin . + +Coz , farewell . + + +Come hither , little kinsman ; hark , a word . + + +Come hither , Hubert . O my gentle Hubert , +We owe thee much : within this wall of flesh +There is a soul counts thee her creditor , +And with advantage means to pay thy love : +And , my good friend , thy voluntary oath +Lives in this bosom , dearly cherished . +Give me thy hand . I had a thing to say , +But I will fit it with some better time . +By heaven , Hubert , I am almost asham'd +To say what good respect I have of thee . + +I am much bounden to your majesty . + +Good friend , thou hast no cause to say so yet ; +But thou shalt have ; and creep time ne'er so slow , +Yet it shall come for me to do thee good . +I had a thing to say , but let it go : +The sun is in the heaven , and the proud day , +Attended with the pleasures of the world , +Is all too wanton and too full of gawds +To give me audience : if the midnight bell +Did , with his iron tongue and brazen mouth , +Sound one into the drowsy race of night ; +If this same were a churchyard where we stand , +And thou possessed with a thousand wrongs ; +Or if that surly spirit , melancholy , +Had bak'd thy blood and made it heavy-thick , +Which else runs tickling up and down the veins , +Making that idiot , laughter , keep men's eyes +And strain their cheeks to idle merriment , +A passion hateful to my purposes ; +Or if that thou couldst see me without eyes , +Hear me without thine ears , and make reply +Without a tongue , using conceit alone , +Without eyes , ears , and harmful sound of words ; +Then , in despite of brooded watchful day , +I would into thy bosom pour my thoughts : +But ah ! I will not : yet I love thee well ; +And , by my troth , I think thou lov'st me well . + +So well , that what you bid me undertake , +Though that my death were adjunct to my act , +By heaven , I would do it . + +Do not I know thou wouldst ? +Good Hubert ! Hubert , Hubert , throw thine eye +On yon young boy : I'll tell thee what , my friend , +He is a very serpent in my way ; +And wheresoe'er this foot of mine doth tread +He lies before me : dost thou understand me ? +Thou art his keeper . + +And I'll keep him so +That he shall not offend your majesty . + +Death . + +My lord ? + +A grave . + +He shall not live . + +Enough . +I could be merry now . Hubert , I love thee ; +Well , I'll not say what I intend for thee : +Remember . Madam , fare you well : +I'll send those powers o'er to your majesty . + +My blessing go with thee ! + +For England , cousin ; go : +Hubert shall be your man , attend on you +With all true duty . On toward Calais , ho ! + + +So , by a roaring tempest on the flood , +A whole armado of convicted sail +Is scatter'd and disjoin'd from fellowship . + +Courage and comfort ! all shall yet go well . + +What can go well when we have run so ill ? +Are we not beaten ? Is not Angiers lost ? +Arthur ta'en prisoner ? divers dear friends slain ? +And bloody England into England gone , +O'erbearing interruption , spite of France ? + +What he hath won that hath he fortified : +So hot a speed with such advice dispos'd , +Such temperate order in so fierce a cause , +Doth want example : who hath read or heard +Of any kindred action like to this ? + +Well could I bear that England had this praise , +So we could find some pattern of our shame . + + +Look , who comes here ! a grave unto a soul ; +Holding the eternal spirit , against her will , +In the vile prison of afflicted breath . + +I prithee lady , go away with me . + +Lo now ! now see the issue of your peace . + +Patience , good lady ! comfort , gentle Constance ! + +No , I defy all counsel , all redress , +But that which ends all counsel , true redress , +Death , death : O , amiable lovely death ! +Thou odoriferous stench ! sound rottenness ! +Arise forth from the couch of lasting night , +Thou hate and terror to prosperity , +And I will kiss thy detestable bones , +And put my eyeballs in thy vaulty brows , +And ring these fingers with thy household worms , +And stop this gap of breath with fulsome dust , +And be a carrion monster like thyself : +Come , grin on me ; and I will think thou smil'st +And buss thee as thy wife ! Misery's love , +O ! come to me . + +O fair affliction , peace ! + +No , no , I will not , having breath to cry : +O ! that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth ! +Then with a passion would I shake the world , +And rouse from sleep that fell anatomy +Which cannot hear a lady's feeble voice , +Which scorns a modern invocation . + +Lady , you utter madness , and not sorrow . + +Thou art not holy to belie me so ; +I am not mad : this hair I tear is mine ; +My name is Constance ; I was Geffrey's wife ; +Young Arthur is my son , and he is lost ! +I am not mad : I would to heaven I were ! +For then 'tis like I should forget myself : +O ! if I could , what grief should I forget . +Preach some philosophy to make me mad , +And thou shalt be canoniz'd , cardinal ; +For being not mad but sensible of grief , +My reasonable part produces reason +How I may be deliver'd of these woes , +And teaches me to kill or hang myself : +If I were mad , I should forget my son , +Or madly think a babe of clouts were he . +I am not mad : too well , too well I feel +The different plague of each calamity . + +Bind up those tresses . O ! what love I note +In the fair multitude of those her hairs : +Where but by chance a silver drop hath fallen , +Even to that drop ten thousand wiry friends +Do glue themselves in sociable grief ; +Like true , inseparable , faithful loves , +Sticking together in calamity . + +To England , if you will . + +Bind up your hairs . + +Yes , that I will ; and wherefore will I do it ? +I tore them from their bonds , and cried aloud +'O ! that these hands could so redeem my son , +As they have given these hairs their liberty !' +But now I envy at their liberty , +And will again commit them to their bonds , +Because my poor child is a prisoner . +And , father cardinal , I have heard you say +That we shall see and know our friends in heaven . +If that be true , I shall see my boy again ; +For since the birth of Cain , the first male child , +To him that did but yesterday suspire , +There was not such a gracious creature born . +But now will canker-sorrow eat my bud +And chase the native beauty from his cheek , +And he will look as hollow as a ghost , +As dim and meagre as an ague's fit , +And so he'll die ; and , rising so again , +When I shall meet him in the court of heaven +I shall not know him : therefore never , never +Must I behold my pretty Arthur more . + +You hold too heinous a respect of grief . + +He talks to me , that never had a son . + +You are as fond of grief as of your child . + +Grief fills the room up of my absent child , +Lies in his bed , walks up and down with me , +Puts on his pretty looks , repeats his words , +Remembers me of all his gracious parts , +Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form : +Then have I reason to be fond of grief . +Fare you well : had you such a loss as I , +I could give better comfort than you do . +I will not keep this form upon my head +When there is such disorder in my wit . +O Lord ! my boy , my Arthur , my fair son ! +My life , my joy , my food , my all the world ! +My widow-comfort , and my sorrows' cure ! + + +I fear some outrage , and I'll follow her . + + +There's nothing in this world can make me joy : +Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale , +Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man ; +And bitter shame hath spoil'd the sweet world's taste , +That it yields nought but shame and bitterness . + +Before the curing of a strong disease , +Even in the instant of repair and health , +The fit is strongest : evils that take leave , +On their departure most of all show evil . +What have you lost by losing of this day ? + +All days of glory , joy , and happiness . + +If you had won it , certainly you had . +No , no ; when Fortune means to men most good , +She looks upon them with a threatening eye . +'Tis strange to think how much King John hath lost +In this which he accounts so clearly won . +Are not you griev'd that Arthur is his prisoner ? + +As heartily as he is glad he hath him . + +Your mind is all as youthful as your blood . +Now hear me speak with a prophetic spirit ; +For even the breath of what I mean to speak +Shall blow each dust , each straw , each little rub , +Out of the path which shall directly lead +Thy foot to England's throne ; and therefore mark . +John hath seiz'd Arthur ; and it cannot be , +That whiles warm life plays in that infant's veins +The misplac'd John should entertain an hour , +One minute , nay , one quiet breath of rest . +A sceptre snatch'd with an unruly hand +Must be as boisterously maintain'd as gain'd ; +And he that stands upon a slippery place +Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up : +That John may stand , then Arthur needs must fall ; +So be it , for it cannot be but so . + +But what shall I gain by young Arthur's fall ? + +You , in the right of Lady Blanch your wife , +May then make all the claim that Arthur did . + +And lose it , life and all , as Arthur did . + +How green you are and fresh in this old world ! +John lays you plots ; the times conspire with you ; +For he that steeps his safety in true blood +Shall find but bloody safety and untrue . +This act so evilly borne shall cool the hearts +Of all his people and freeze up their zeal , +That none so small advantage shall step forth +To check his reign , but they will cherish it ; +No natural exhalation in the sky , +No scope of nature , no distemper'd day , +No common wind , no customed event , +But they will pluck away his natural cause +And call them meteors , prodigies , and signs , +Abortives , presages , and tongues of heaven , +Plainly denouncing vengeance upon John . + +May be he will not touch young Arthur's life , +But hold himself safe in his prisonment . + +O ! sir , when he shall hear of your approach , +If that young Arthur be not gone already , +Even at that news he dies ; and then the hearts +Of all his people shall revolt from him +And kiss the lips of unacquainted change , +And pick strong matter of revolt and wrath +Out of the bloody fingers' ends of John . +Methinks I see this hurly all on foot : +And , O ! what better matter breeds for you +Than I have nam'd . The bastard Faulconbridge +Is now in England ransacking the church , +Offending charity : if but a dozen French +Were there in arms , they would be as a call +To train ten thousand English to their side ; +Or as a little snow , tumbled about , +Anon becomes a mountain . O noble Dauphin ! +Go with me to the king . 'Tis wonderful +What may be wrought out of their discontent +Now that their souls are topful of offence . +For England go ; I will whet on the king . + +Strong reasons make strong actions . Let us go : +If you say ay , the king will not say no . + +Heat me these irons hot ; and look thou stand +Within the arras : when I strike my foot +Upon the bosom of the ground , rush forth , +And bind the boy which you shall find with me +Fast to the chair : be heedful . Hence , and watch . + +I hope your warrant will bear out the deed . + +Uncleanly scruples ! fear not you : look to't . + +Young lad , come forth ; I have to say with you . + + +Good morrow , Hubert . + +Good morrow , little prince . + +As little prince ,having so great a title +To be more prince ,as may be . You are sad . + +Indeed , I have been merrier . + +Mercy on me ! +Methinks nobody should be sad but I : +Yet I remember , when I was in France , +Young gentlemen would be as sad as night , +Only for wantonness . By my christendom , +So I were out of prison and kept sheep , +I should be as merry as the day is long ; +And so I would be here , but that I doubt +My uncle practises more harm to me : +He is afraid of me , and I of him . +Is it my fault that I was Geffrey's son ? +No , indeed , is't not ; and I would to heaven +I were your son , so you would love me , Hubert . + +If I talk to him with his innocent prate +He will awake my mercy which lies dead : +Therefore I will be sudden and dispatch . + +Are you sick , Hubert ? you look pale to-day : +In sooth , I would you were a little sick , +That I might sit all night and watch with you : +I warrant I love you more than you do me . + +His words do take possession of my bosom . +Read here , young Arthur . + +How now , foolish rheum ! +Turning dispiteous torture out of door ! +I must be brief , lest resolution drop +Out at mine eyes in tender womanish tears . +Can you not read it ? is it not fair writ ? + +Too fairly , Hubert , for so foul effect . +Must you with hot irons burn out both mine eyes ? + +Young boy , I must . + +And will you ? + +And I will . + +Have you the heart ? When your head did but ache , +I knit my handkercher about your brows , +The best I had , a princess wrought it me , +And I did never ask it you again ; +And with my hand at midnight held your head , +And like the watchful minutes to the hour , +Still and anon cheer'd up the heavy time , +Saying , 'What lack you ?' and , 'Where lies your grief ?' +Or , 'What good love may I perform for you ?' +Many a poor man's son would have lain still , +And ne'er have spoke a loving word to you ; +But you at your sick-service had a prince . +Nay , you may think my love was crafty love , +And call it cunning : do an if you will . +If heaven be pleas'd that you must use me ill , +Why then you must . Will you put out mine eyes ? +These eyes that never did nor never shall +So much as frown on you ? + +I have sworn to do it ; +And with hot irons must I burn them out . + +Ah ! none but in this iron age would do it ! +The iron of itself , though heat red-hot , +Approaching near these eyes , would drink my tears +And quench this fiery indignation +Even in the matter of mine innocence ; +Nay , after that , consume away in rust , +But for containing fire to harm mine eye . +Are you more stubborn-hard than hammer'd iron ? +An if an angel should have come to me +And told me Hubert should put out mine eyes , +I would not have believ'd him ; no tongue but Hubert's . + +Come forth . + +Do as I bid you do . + +O ! save me , Hubert , save me ! my eyes are out +Even with the fierce looks of these bloody men . + +Give me the iron , I say , and bind him here . + +Alas ! what need you be so boisterousrough ? +I will not struggle ; I will stand stone-still . +For heaven's sake , Hubert , let me not be bound ! +Nay , hear me , Hubert : drive these men away , +And I will sit as quiet as a lamb ; +I will not stir , nor wince , nor speak a word , +Nor look upon the iron angerly . +Thrust but these men away , and I'll forgive you , +Whatever torment you do put me to . + +Go , stand within : let me alone with him . + +I am best pleas'd to be from such a deed . + + +Alas ! I then have chid away my friend : +He hath a stern look , but a gentle heart . +Let him come back , that his compassion may +Give life to yours . + +Come , boy , prepare yourself . + +Is there no remedy ? + +None , but to lose your eyes . + +O heaven ! that there were but a mote in yours , +A grain , a dust , a gnat , a wandering hair , +Any annoyance in that precious sense ; +Then feeling what small things are boisterous there , +Your vile intent must needs seem horrible . + +Is this your promise ? go to , hold your tongue . + +Hubert , the utterance of a brace of tongues +Must needs want pleading for a pair of eyes : +Let me not hold my tongue ; let me not , Hubert : +Or Hubert , if you will , cut out my tongue , +So I may keep mine eyes : O ! spare mine eyes , +Though to no use but still to look on you : +Lo ! by my troth , the instrument is cold +And would not harm me . + +I can heat it , boy . + +No , in good sooth ; the fire is dead with grief , +Being create for comfort , to be us'd +In undeserv'd extremes : see else yourself ; +There is no malice in this burning coal ; +The breath of heaven hath blown his spirit out +And strew'd repentant ashes on his head . + +But with my breath I can revive it , boy . + +An if you do you will but make it blush +And glow with shame of your proceedings , Hubert : +Nay , it perchance will sparkle in your eyes ; +And like a dog that is compell'd to fight , +Snatch at his master that doth tarre him on . +All things that you should use to do me wrong +Deny their office : only you do lack +That mercy which fierce fire and iron extends , +Creatures of note for mercy-lacking uses . + +Well , see to live ; I will not touch thine eyes +For all the treasure that thine uncle owes : +Yet am I sworn and I did purpose , boy , +With this same very iron to burn them out . + +O ! now you look like Hubert , all this while +You were disguised . + +Peace ! no more . Adieu . +Your uncle must not know but you are dead ; +I'll fill these dogged spies with false reports : +And , pretty child , sleep doubtless and secure , +That Hubert for the wealth of all the world +Will not offend thee . + +O heaven ! I thank you , Hubert . + +Silence ! no more , go closely in with me : +Much danger do I undergo for thee . + + +Here once again we sit , once again crown'd , +And look'd upon , I hope , with cheerful eyes . + +This 'once again ,' but that your highness pleas'd , +Was once superfluous : you were crown'd before , +And that high royalty was ne'er pluck'd off , +The faiths of men ne'er stained with revolt ; +Fresh expectation troubled not the land +With any long'd-for change or better state . + +Therefore , to be possess'd with double pomp , +To guard a title that was rich before , +To gild refined gold , to paint the lily , +To throw a perfume on the violet , +To smooth the ice , or add another hue +Unto the rainbow , or with taper-light +To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish , +Is wasteful and ridiculous excess . + +But that your royal pleasure must be done , +This act is as an ancient tale new told , +And in the last repeating troublesome , +Being urged at a time unseasonable . + +In this the antique and well-noted face +Of plain old form is much disfigured ; +And , like a shifted wind unto a sail , +It makes the course of thoughts to fetch about , +Startles and frights consideration , +Makes sound opinion sick and truth suspected , +For putting on so new a fashion'd robe . + +When workmen strive to do better than well +They do confound their skill in covetousness ; +And oftentimes excusing of a fault +Doth make the fault the worse by the excuse : +As patches set upon a little breach +Discredit more in hiding of the fault +Than did the fault before it was so patch'd . + +To this effect , before you were newcrown'd , +We breath'd our counsel : but it pleas'd your highness +To overbear it , and we are all well pleas'd ; +Since all and every part of what we would +Doth make a stand at what your highness will . + +Some reasons of this double coronation +I have possess'd you with and think them strong ; +And more , more strong ,when lesser is my fear , +I shall indue you with : meantime but ask +What you would have reform'd that is not well ; +And well shall you perceive how willingly +I will both hear and grant you your requests . + +Then I ,as one that am the tongue of these +To sound the purposes of all their hearts , +Both for myself and them ,but , chief of all , +Your safety , for the which myself and them +Bend their best studies ,heartily request +The enfranchisement of Arthur ; whose restraint +Doth move the murmuring lips of discontent +To break into this dangerous argument : +If what in rest you have in right you hold , +Why then your fears ,which , as they say , attend +The steps of wrong ,should move you to mew up +Your tender kinsman , and to choke his days +With barbarous ignorance , and deny his youth +The rich advantage of good exercise ? +That the time's enemies may not have this +To grace occasions , let it be our suit +That you have bid us ask , his liberty ; +Which for our goods we do no further ask +Than whereupon our weal , on you depending , +Counts it your weal he have his liberty . + + +Let it be so : I do commit his youth +To your direction . Hubert , what news with you ? + + +This is the man should do the bloody deed ; +He show'd his warrant to a friend of mine : +The image of a wicked hemous fault +Lives in his eye ; that close aspect of his +Does show the mood of a much troubled breast ; +And I do fearfully believe 'tis done , +What we so fear'd he had a charge to do . + +The colour of the king doth come and go +Between his purpose and his conscience , +Like heralds 'twixt two dreadful battles set : +His passion is so ripe it needs must break . + +And when it breaks , I fear will issue thence +The foul corruption of a sweet child's death . + +We cannot hold mortality's strong hand : +Good lords , although my will to give is living , +The suit which you demand is gone and dead : +He tells us Arthur is deceas'd to-night . + +Indeed we fear'd his sickness was past cure . + +Indeed we heard how near his death he was +Before the child himself felt he was sick : +This must be answer'd , either here or hence . + +Why do you bend such solemn brows on me ? +Think you I bear the shears of destiny ? +Have I commandment on the pulse of life ? + +It is apparent foul play ; and 'tis shame +That greatness should so grossly offer it : +So thrive it in your game ! and so , farewell . + +Stay yet , Lord Salisbury ; I'll go with thee , +And find the inheritance of this poor child , +His little kingdom of a forced grave . +That blood which ow'd the breadth of all this isle , +Three foot of it doth hold : bad world the while ! +This must not be thus borne : this will break out +To all our sorrows , and ere long I doubt . + + +They burn in indignation . I repent : +There is no sure foundation set on blood , +No certain life achiev'd by others' death . + + +A fearful eye thou hast : where is that blood +That I have seen inhabit in those cheeks ? +So foul a sky clears not without a storm : + +Pour down thy weather : how goes all in France ? + +From France to England . Never such a power +For any foreign preparation +Was levied in the body of a land . +The copy of your speed is learn'd by them ; +For when you should be told they do prepare , +The tidings come that they are all arriv'd . + +O ! where hath our intelligence been drunk ? +Where hath it slept ? Where is my mother's care +That such an army could be drawn in France , +And she not hear of it ? + +My liege , her ear +Is stopp'd with dust : the first of April died +Your noble mother ; and , as I hear , my lord , +The Lady Constance in a frenzy died +Three days before : but this from rumour's tongue +I idly heard ; if true or false I know not . + +Withhold thy speed , dreadful occasion ! +O ! make a league with me , till I have pleas'd +My discontented peers . What ! mother dead ! +How wildly then walks my estate in France ! +Under whose conduct came those powers of France +That thou for truth giv'st out are landed here ? + +Under the Dauphin . + +Thou hast made me giddy +With these ill tidings . + + +Now , what says the world +To your proceedings ? do not seek to stuff + +My head with more ill news , for it is full . + +But if you be afeard to hear the worst , +Then let the worst unheard fall on your head . + +Bear with me , cousin , for I was amaz'd +Under the tide ; but now I breathe again +Aloft the flood , and can give audience +To any tongue , speak it of what it will . + +How I have sped among the clergymen , +The sums I have collected shall express . +But as I travell'd hither through the land , +I find the people strangely fantasied , +Possess'd with rumours , full of idle dreams , +Not knowing what they fear , but full of fear . +And here's a prophet that I brought with me +From forth the streets of Pomfret , whom I found +With many hundreds treading on his heels ; +To whom he sung , in rude harsh-sounding rimes , +That , ere the next Ascension-day at noon , +Your highness should deliver up your crown . + +Thou idle dreamer , wherefore didst thou so ? + +Foreknowing that the truth will fall out so . + +Hubert , away with him ; imprison him : +And on that day at noon , whereon , he says , +I shall yield up my crown , let him be hang'd . +Deliver him to safety , and return , +For I must use thee . + +O my gentle cousin , +Hear'st thou the news abroad , who are arriv'd ? + +The French , my lord ; men's mouths are full of it : +Besides , I met Lord Bigot and Lord Salisbury , +With eyes as red as new-enkindled fire , +And others more , going to seek the grave +Of Arthur , whom they say is kill'd to-night +On your suggestion . + +Gentle kinsman , go , +And thrust thyself into their companies . +I have a way to win their loves again ; +Bring them before me . + +I will seek them out . + +Nay , but make haste ; the better foot before . +O ! let me have no subject enemies +When adverse foreigners affright my towns +With dreadful pomp of stout invasion . +Be Mercury , set feathers to thy heels , +And fly like thought from them to me again . + +The spirit of the time shall teach me speed . + +Spoke like a sprightful noble gentleman . + +Go after him ; for he perhaps shall need +Some messenger betwixt me and the peers ; +And be thou he . + +With all my heart , my liege . + + +My mother dead ! + + +My lord , they say five moons were seen to-night : +Four fixed , and the fifth did whirl about +The other four in wondrous motion . + +Five moons ! + +Old men and beldams in the streets +Do prophesy upon it dangerously : +Young Arthur's death is common in their mouths ; +And when they talk of him , they shake their heads +And whisper one another in the ear ; +And he that speaks , doth gripe the hearer's wrist +Whilst he that hears makes fearful action , +With wrinkled brows , with nods , with rolling eyes . +I saw a smith stand with his hammer , thus , +The whilst his iron did on the anvil cool , +With open mouth swallowing a tailor's news ; +Who , with his shears and measure in his hand , +Standing on slippers ,which his nimble haste +Had falsely thrust upon contrary feet , +Told of a many thousand warlike French , +That were embattailed and rank'd in Kent . +Another lean unwash'd artificer +Cuts off his tale and talks of Arthur's death . + +Why seek'st thou to possess me with these fears ? +Why urgest thou so oft young Arthur's death ? +Thy hand hath murder'd him : I had a mighty cause +To wish him dead , but thou hadst none to kill him . + +No had , my lord ! why , did you not provoke me ? + +It is the curse of kings to be attended +By slaves that take their humours for a warrant +To break within the bloody house of life , +And on the winking of authority +To understand a law , to know the meaning +Of dangerous majesty , when , perchance , it frowns +More upon humour than advis'd respect . + +Here is your hand and seal for what I did . + +O ! when the last account 'twixt heaven and earth +Is to be made , then shall this hand and seal +Witness against us to damnation . +How oft the sight of means to do ill deeds +Makes ill deeds done ! Hadst not thou been by , +A fellow by the hand of nature mark'd , +Quoted and sign'd to do a deed of shame , +This murder had not come into my mind ; +But taking note of thy abhorr'd aspect , +Finding thee fit for bloody villany , +Apt , liable to be employ'd in danger , +I faintly broke with thee of Arthur's death ; +And thou , to be endeared to a king , +Made it no conscience to destroy a prince . + +My lord , + +Hadst thou but shook thy head or made a pause +When I spake darkly what I purposed , +Or turn'd an eye of doubt upon my face , +As bid me tell my tale in express words , +Deep shame had struck me dumb , made me break off , +And those thy fears might have wrought fears in me : +But thou didst understand me by my signs +And didst in signs again parley with sin ; +Yea , without stop , didst let thy heart consent , +And consequently thy rude hand to act +The deed which both our tongues held vile to name . +Out of my sight , and never see me more ! +My nobles leave me ; and my state is brav'd , +Even at my gates , with ranks of foreign powers : +Nay , in the body of this fleshly land , +This kingdom , this confine of blood and breath , +Hostility and civil tumult reigns +Between my conscience and my cousin's death . + +Arm you against your other enemies , +I'll make a peace between your soul and you . +Young Arthur is alive : this hand of mine +Is yet a maiden and an innocent hand , +Not painted with the crimson spots of blood . +Within this bosom never enter'd yet +The dreadful motion of a murderous thought ; +And you have slander'd nature in my form , +Which , howsoever rude exteriorly , +Is yet the cover of a fairer mind +Than to be butcher of an innocent child . + +Doth Arthur live ? O ! haste thee to the peers , +Throw this report on their incensed rage , +And make them tame to their obedience . +Forgive the comment that my passion made +Upon thy feature ; for my rage was blind , +And foul imaginary eyes of blood +Presented thee more hideous than thou art . +O ! answer not ; but to my closet bring +The angry lords , with all expedient haste . +I conjure thee but slowly ; run more fast . + + +The wall is high ; and yet will I leap down +Good ground , be pitiful and hurt me not ! +There's few or none do know me ; if they did , +This ship-boy's semblance hath disguis'd me quite . +I am afraid ; and yet I'll venture it . +If I get down , and do not break my limbs , +I'll find a thousand shifts to get away : +As good to die and go , as die and stay . + +O me ! my uncle's spirit is in these stones : +Heaven take my soul , and England keep my bones ! + +Lords , I will meet him at Saint Edmundsbury . +It is our safety , and we must embrace +This gentle offer of the perilous time . + +Who brought that letter from the cardinal ? + +The Count Melun , a noble lord of France ; +Whose private with me of the Dauphin's love , +Is much more general than these lines import . + +To-morrow morning let us meet him then . + +Or rather then set forward ; for 'twill be +Two long days' journey , lords , or e'er we meet . + + +Once more to-day well met , distemper'd lords ! +The king by me requests your presence straight . + +The king hath dispossess'd himself of us : +We will not line his thin bestained cloak +With our pure honours , nor attend the foot +That leaves the print of blood where'er it walks . +Return and tell him so : we know the worst . + +Whate'er you think , good words , I think , were best . + +Our griefs , and not our manners , reason now . + +But there is little reason in your grief ; +Therefore 'twere reason you had manners now . + +Sir , sir , impatience hath his privilege . + +'Tis true ; to hurt his master , no man else . + +This is the prison . + +What is he lies here ? + +O death , made proud with pure and princely beauty ! +The earth had not a hole to hide this deed . + +Murder , as hating what himself hath done , +Doth lay it open to urge on revenge . + +Or when he doom'd this beauty to a grave , +Found it too precious-princely for a grave . + +Sir Richard , what think you ? Have you beheld , +Or have you read , or heard ? or could you think ? +Or do you almost think , although you see , +That you do see ? could thought , without this object , +Form such another ? This is the very top , +The height , the crest , or crest unto the crest , +Of murder's arms : this is the bloodiest shame , +The wildest savagery , the vilest stroke , +That ever wall-eyed wrath or staring rage +Presented to the tears of soft remorse . + +All murders past do stand excus'd in this : +And this , so sole and so unmatchable , +Shall give a holiness , a purity , +To the yet unbegotten sin of times ; +And prove a deadly bloodshed but a jest , +Exampled by this heinous spectacle . + +It is a damned and a bloody work ; +The graceless action of a heavy hand , +If that it be the work of any hand . + +If that it be the work of any hand ! +We had a kind of light what would ensue : +It is the shameful work of Hubert's hand ; +The practice and the purpose of the king : +From whose obedience I forbid my soul , +Kneeling before this ruin of sweet life , +And breathing to his breathless excellence +The incense of a vow , a holy vow , +Never to taste the pleasures of the world , +Never to be infected with delight , +Nor conversant with ease and idleness , +Till I have set a glory to this hand , +By giving it the worship of revenge . + +Our souls religiously confirm thy words . + +Our souls religiously confirm thy words . + + +Lords , I am hot with haste in seeking you : +Arthur doth live : the king hath sent for you . + +O ! he is bold and blushes not at death . +Avaunt , thou hateful villain ! get thee gone . + +I am no villain . + +Must I rob the law ? + +Your sword is bright , sir ; put it up again . + +Not till I sheathe it in a murderer's skin . + +Stand back , Lord Salisbury , stand back , I say : +By heaven , I think my sword's as sharp as yours . +I would not have you , lord , forget yourself , +Nor tempt the danger of my true defence ; +Lest I , by marking of your rage , forget +Your worth , your greatness , and nobility . + +Out , dunghill ! dar'st thou brave a nobleman ? + +Not for my life ; but yet I dare defend +My innocent life against an emperor . + +Thou art a murderer . + +Do not prove me so ; +Yet I am none . Whose tongue soe'er speaks false , +Not truly speaks ; who speaks not truly , lies . + +Cut him to pieces . + +Keep the peace , I say . + +Stand by , or I shall gall you , Faulconbridge . + +Thou wert better gall the devil , Salisbury : +If thou but frown on me , or stir thy foot , +Or teach thy hasty spleen to do me shame , +I'll strike thee dead . Put up thy sword betime : +Or I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron , +That you shall think the devil is come from hell . + +What wilt thou do , renowned Faulconbridge ? +Second a villain and a murderer ? + +Lord Bigot , I am none . + +Who kill'd this prince ? + +'Tis not an hour since I left him well : +I honour'd him , I lov'd him ; and will weep +My date of life out for his sweet life's loss . + +Trust not those cunning waters of his eyes , +For villany is not without such rheum ; +And he , long traded in it , makes it seem +Like rivers of remorse and innocency . +Away with me , all you whose souls abhor +The uncleanly savours of a slaughter-house ; +For I am stifled with this smell of sin . + +Away toward Bury ; to the Dauphin there ! + +There tell the king he may inquire us out . + + +Here's a good world ! Knew you of this fair work ? +Beyond the infinite and boundless reach +Of mercy , if thou didst this deed of death , +Art thou damn'd , Hubert . + +Do but hear me , sir . + +Ha ! I'll tell thee what ; +Thou art damn'd as black nay , nothing is so black ; +Thou art more deep damn'd than Prince Lucifer : +There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell +As thou shalt be , if thou didst kill this child . + +Upon my soul , + +If thou didst but consent +To this most cruel act , do but despair ; +And if thou want'st a cord , the smallest thread +That ever spider twisted from her womb +Will serve to strangle thee ; a rush will be a beam +To hang thee on ; or wouldst thou drown thyself , +Put but a little water in a spoon , +And it shall be as all the ocean , +Enough to stifle such a villain up . +I do suspect thee very grievously . + +If I in act , consent , or sin of thought , +Be guilty of the stealing that sweet breath +Which was embounded in this beauteous clay , +Let hell want pains enough to torture me . +I left him well . + +Go , bear him in thine arms . +I am amaz'd , methinks , and lose my way +Among the thorns and dangers of this world . +How easy dost thou take all England up ! +From forth this morsel of dead royalty , +The life , the right and truth of all this realm +Is fled to heaven ; and England now is left +To tug and scamble and to part by the teeth +The unow'd interest of proud swelling state . +Now for the bare-pick'd bone of majesty +Doth dogged war bristle his angry crest , +And snarleth in the gentle eyes of peace : +Now powers from home and discontents at home +Meet in one line ; and vast confusion waits , +As doth a raven on a sick-fallen beast , +The imminent decay of wrested pomp . +Now happy he whose cloak and ceinture can +Hold out this tempest . Bear away that child +And follow me with speed : I'll to the king : +A thousand businesses are brief in hand , +And heaven itself doth frown upon the land . + +Thus have I yielded up into your hand +The circle of my glory . + +Take again +From this my hand , as holding of the pope , +Your sovereign greatness and authority . + +Now keep your holy word : go meet the French , +And from his holiness use all your power +To stop their marches 'fore we are inflam'd . +Our discontented counties do revolt , +Our people quarrel with obedience , +Swearing allegiance and the love of soul +To stranger blood , to foreign royalty . +This inundation of mistemper'd humour +Rests by you only to be qualified : +Then pause not ; for the present time's so sick , +That present medicine must be minister'd , +Or overthrow incurable ensues . + +It was my breath that blew this tempest up +Upon your stubborn usage of the pope ; +But since you are a gentle convertite , +My tongue shall hush again this storm of war +And make fair weather in your blustering land . +On this Ascension-day , remember well , +Upon your oath of service to the pope , +Go I to make the French lay down their arms . + + +Is this Ascension-day ? Did not the prophet +Say that before Ascension-day at noon +My crown I should give off ? Even so I have : +I did suppose it should be on constraint ; +But , heaven be thank'd , it is but voluntary . + + +All Kent hath yielded ; nothing there holds out +But Dover Castle : London hath receiv'd , +Like a kind host , the Dauphin and his powers : +Your nobles will not hear you , but are gone +To offer service to your enemy ; +And wild amazement hurries up and down +The little number of your doubtful friends . + +Would not my lords return to me again +After they heard young Arthur was alive ? + +They found him dead and cast into the streets , +An empty casket , where the jewel of life +By some damn'd hand was robb'd and ta'en away . + +That villain Hubert told me he did live . + +So , on my soul , he did , for aught he knew . +But wherefore do you droop ? why look you sad ? +Be great in act , as you have been in thought ; +Let not the world see fear and sad distrust +Govern the motion of a kingly eye : +Be stirring as the time ; be fire with fire ; +Threaten the threatener , and outface the brow +Of bragging horror : so shall inferior eyes , +That borrow their behaviours from the great , +Grow great by your example and put on +The dauntless spirit of resolution . +Away ! and glister like the god of war +When he intendeth to become the field : +Show boldness and aspiring confidence . +What ! shall they seek the lion in his den +And fright him there ? and make him tremble there ? +O ! let it not be said . Forage , and run +To meet displeasure further from the doors , +And grapple with him ere he comes so nigh . + +The legate of the pope hath been with me , +And I have made a happy peace with him ; +And he hath promis'd to dismiss the powers +Led by the Dauphin . + +O inglorious league ! +Shall we , upon the footing of our land , +Send fair-play orders and make compromise , +Insinuation , parley and base truce +To arms invasive ? shall a beardless boy , +A cocker'd silken wanton , brave our fields , +And flesh his spirit in a war-like soul , +Mocking the air with colours idly spread , +And find no check ? Let us , my liege , to arms : +Perchance the cardinal cannot make your peace ; +Or if he do , let it at least be said +They saw we had a purpose of defence . + +Have thou the ordering of this present time . + +Away then , with good courage ! yet , I know , +Our party may well meet a prouder foe . + + +My Lord Melun , let this be copied out , +And keep it safe for our remembrance . +Return the precedent to these lords again ; +That , having our fair order written down , +Both they and we , perusing o'er these notes , +May know wherefore we took the sacrament , +And keep our faiths firm and inviolable . + +Upon our sides it never shall be broken . +And , noble Dauphin , albeit we swear +A voluntary zeal , an unurg'd faith +To your proceedings ; yet , believe me , prince , +I am not glad that such a sore of time +Should seek a plaster by contemn'd revolt , +And heal the inveterate canker of one wound +By making many . O ! it grieves my soul +That I must draw this metal from my side +To be a widow-maker ! O ! and there +Where honourable rescue and defence +Cries out upon the name of Salisbury . +But such is the infection of the time , +That , for the health and physic of our right , +We cannot deal but with the very hand +Of stern injustice and confused wrong . +And is't not pity , O my grieved friends ! +That we , the sons and children of this isle , +Were born to see so sad an hour as this ; +Wherein we step after a stranger march +Upon her gentle bosom , and fill up +Her enemies' ranks ,I must withdraw and weep +Upon the spot of this enforced cause , +To grace the gentry of a land remote , +And follow unacquainted colours here ? +What , here ? O nation ! that thou couldst remove ; +That Neptune's arms , who clippeth thee about , +Would bear thee from the knowledge of thyself , +And gripple thee unto a pagan shore ; +Where these two Christian armies might combine +The blood of malice in a vein of league , +And not to spend it so unneighbourly ! + +A noble temper dost thou show in this ; +And great affections wrestling in thy bosom +Do make an earthquake of nobility . +O ! what a noble combat hast thou fought +Between compulsion and a brave respect . +Let me wipe off this honourable dew , +That silverly doth progress on thy cheeks : +My heart hath melted at a lady's tears , +Being an ordinary inundation ; +But this effusion of such manly drops , +This shower , blown up by tempest of the soul , +Startles mine eyes , and makes me more amaz'd +Than had I seen the vaulty top of heaven +Figur'd quite o'er with burning meteors . +Lift up thy brow , renowned Salisbury , +And with a great heart heave away this storm : +Commend these waters to those baby eyes +That never saw the giant world enrag'd ; +Nor met with fortune other than at feasts , +Full warm of blood , of mirth , of gossiping . +Come , come ; for thou shalt thrust thy hand as deep +Into the purse of rich prosperity +As Lewis himself : so , nobles , shall you all , +That knit your sinews to the strength of mine . + + +And even there , methinks , an angel spake : +Look , where the holy legate comes apace , +To give us warrant from the hand of heaven , +And on our actions set the name of right + +With holy breath . + +Hail , noble prince of France ! +The next is this : King John hath reconcil'd +Himself to Rome ; his spirit is come in +That so stood out against the holy church , +The great metropolis and see of Rome . +Therefore thy threat'ning colours now wind up , +And tame the savage spirit of wild war , +That , like a lion foster'd up at hand , +It may lie gently at the foot of peace , +And be no further harmful than in show . + +Your grace shall pardon me ; I will not back : +I am too high-born to be propertied , +To be a secondary at control , +Or useful serving-man and instrument +To any sovereign state throughout the world . +Your breath first kindled the dead coal of wars +Between this chastis'd kingdom and myself , +And brought in matter that should feed this fire ; +And now 'tis far too huge to be blown out +With that same weak wind which enkindled it . +You taught me how to know the face of right , +Acquainted me with interest to this land , +Yea , thrust this enterprise into my heart ; +And come you now to tell me John hath made +His peace with Rome ? What is that peace to me ? +I , by the honour of my marriage-bed , +After young Arthur , claim this land for mine ; +And , now it is half-conquer'd , must I back +Because that John hath made his peace with Rome ? +Am I Rome's slave ? What penny hath Rome borne , +What men provided , what munition sent , +To underprop this action ? is't not I +That undergo this charge ? who else but I , +And such as to my claim are liable , +Sweat in this business and maintain this war ? +Have I not heard these islanders shout out , +Vive le roy ! as I have bank'd their towns ? +Have I not here the best cards for the game +To win this easy match play'd for a crown ? +And shall I now give o'er the yielded set ? +No , no , on my soul , it never shall be said . + +You look but on the outside of this work . + +Outside or inside , I will not return +Till my attempt so much be glorified +As to my ample hope was promised +Before I drew this gallant head of war , +And cull'd these fiery spirits from the world , +To outlook conquest and to win renown +Even in the jaws of danger and of death . + +What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us ? + + +According to the fair play of the world , +Let me have audience ; I am sent to speak : +My holy Lord of Milan , from the king +I come , to learn how you have dealt for him ; +And , as you answer , I do know the scope +And warrant limited unto my tongue . + +The Dauphin is too wilful-opposite , +And will not temporize with my entreaties : +He flatly says he'll not lay down his arms . + +By all the blood that ever fury breath'd , +The youth says well . Now hear our English king ; +For thus his royalty doth speak in me . +He is prepar'd ; and reason too he should : +This apish and unmannerly approach , +This harness'd masque and unadvised revel , +This unhair'd sauciness and boyish troops , +The king doth smile at ; and is well prepar'd +To whip this dwarfish war , these pigmy arms , +From out the circle of his territories . +That hand which had the strength , even at your door , +To cudgel you and make you take the hatch ; +To dive , like buckets , in concealed wells ; +To crouch in litter of your stable planks : +To lie like pawns lock'd up in chests and trunks ; +To hug with swine ; to seek sweet safety out +In vaults and prisons ; and to thrill and shake , +Even at the crying of your nation's crow , +Thinking this voice an armed Englishman : +Shall that victorious hand be feebled here +That in your chambers gave you chastisement ? +No ! Know , the gallant monarch is in arms , +And like an eagle o'er his aiery towers , +To souse annoyance that comes near his nest . +And you degenerate , you ingrate revolts , +You bloody Neroes , ripping up the womb +Of your dear mother England , blush for shame : +For your own ladies and pale-visag'd maids +Like Amazons come tripping after drums , +Their thimbles into armed gauntlets change , +Their neelds to lances , and their gentle hearts +To fierce and bloody inclination . + +There end thy brave , and turn thy face in peace ; +We grant thou canst outscold us : fare thee well ; +We hold our time too precious to be spent +With such a brabbler . + +Give me leave to speak . + +No , I will speak . + +We will attend to neither . +Strike up the drums ; and let the tongue of war +Plead for our interest and our being here . + +Indeed , your drums , being beaten , will cry out ; +And so shall you , being beaten . Do but start +An echo with the clamour of thy drum , +And even at hand a drum is ready brac'd +That shall reverberate all as loud as thine ; +Sound but another , and another shall +As loud as thine rattle the welkin's ear +And mock the deep-mouth'd thunder : for at hand , +Not trusting to this halting legate here , +Whom he hath us'd rather for sport than need , +Is warlike John ; and in his forehead sits +A bare-ribb'd death , whose office is this day +To feast upon whole thousands of the French . + +Strike up our drums , to find this danger out . + +And thou shalt find it , Dauphin , do not doubt . + + +How goes the day with us ? O ! tell me , Hubert . + +Badly , I fear . How fares your majesty ? + +This fever , that hath troubled me so long , +Lies heavy on me : O ! my heart is sick . + + +My lord , your valiant kinsman , Faulconbridge , +Desires your majesty to leave the field , +And send him word by me which way you go . + +Tell him , toward Swinstead , to the abbey there . + +Be of good comfort : for the great supply +That was expected by the Dauphin here , +Are wrack'd three nights ago on Goodwin sands . +This news was brought to Richard but even now . +The French fight coldly , and retire themselves . + +Ay me ! this tyrant fever burns me up , +And will not let me welcome this good news . +Set on toward Swinstead : to my litter straight ; +Weakness possesseth me , and I am faint . + + +I did not think the king so stor'd with friends . + +Up once again ; put spirit in the French : +If they miscarry we miscarry too . + +That misbegotten devil , Faulconbridge , +In spite of spite , alone upholds the day . + +They say King John , sore sick , hath left the field . + + +Lead me to the revolts of England here . + +When we were happy we had other names . + +It is the Count Melun . + +Wounded to death . + +Fly , noble English ; you are bought and sold ; +Unthread the rude eye of rebellion , +And welcome home again discarded faith . +Seek out King John and fall before his feet ; +For if the French be lords of this loud day , +He means to recompense the pains you take +By cutting off your heads . Thus hath he sworn , +And I with him , and many moe with me , +Upon the altar at Saint Edmundsbury ; +Even on that altar where we swore to you +Dear amity and everlasting love . + +May this be possible ? may this be true ? + +Have I not hideous death within my view , +Retaining but a quantity of life , +Which bleeds away , even as a form of wax +Resolveth from his figure 'gainst the fire ? +What in the world should make me now deceive , +Since I must lose the use of all deceit ? +Why should I then be false , since it is true +That I must die here and live hence by truth ? +I say again , if Lewis do win the day , +He is forsworn , if e'er those eyes of yours +Behold another day break in the east : +But even this night , whose black contagious breath +Already smokes about the burning crest +Of the old , feeble , and day-wearied sun , +Even this ill night , your breathing shall expire , +Paying the fine of rated treachery +Even with a treacherous fine of all your lives , +If Lewis by your assistance win the day . +Commend me to one Hubert with your king ; +The love of him , and this respect besides , +For that my grandsire was an Englishman , +Awakes my conscience to confess all this . +In lieu whereof , I pray you , bear me hence +From forth the noise and rumour of the field , +Where I may think the remnant of my thoughts +In peace , and part this body and my soul +With contemplation and devout desires . + +We do believe thee : and beshrew my soul +But I do love the favour and the form +Of this most fair occasion , by the which +We will untread the steps of damned flight , +And like a bated and retired flood , +Leaving our rankness and irregular course , +Stoop low within those bounds we have o'erlook'd , +And calmly run on in obedience , +Even to our ocean , to our great King John . +My arm shall give thee help to bear thee hence , +For I do see the cruel pangs of death +Right in thine eye . Away , my friends ! New flight ; +And happy newness , that intends old right . + + +The sun of heaven methought was loath to set , +But stay'd and made the western welkin blush , +When the English measur'd backward their own ground +In faint retire . O ! bravely came we off , +When with a volley of our needless shot , +After such bloody toil , we bid good night , +And wound our tottering colours clearly up , +Last in the field , and almost lords of it ! + + +Where is my prince , the Dauphin ? + +Here : what news ? + +The Count Melun is slain ; the English lords , +By his persuasion , are again fall'n off ; +And your supply , which you have wish'd so long , +Are cast away and sunk , on Goodwin sands . + +Ah , foul shrewd news ! Beshrew thy very heart ! +I did not think to be so sad to-night +As this hath made me . Who was he that said +King John did fly an hour or two before +The stumbling night did part our weary powers ? + +Whoever spoke it , it is true , my lord . + +Well ; keep good quarter and good care to-night : +The day shall not be up so soon as I , +To try the fair adventure of to-morrow . + + +Who's there ? speak , ho ! speak quickly , or I shoot . + +A friend . What art thou ? + +Of the part of England . + +Whither dost thou go ? + +What's that to thee ? Why may not I demand +Of thine affairs as well as thou of mine ? + +Hubert , I think ? + +Thou hast a perfect thought : +I will upon all hazards well believe +Thou art my friend , that know'st my tongue so well . +Who art thou ? + +Who thou wilt : and if thou please , +Thou mayst befriend me so much as to think +I come one way of the Plantagenets . + +Unkind remembrance ! thou and eyeless night +Have done me shame : brave soldier , pardon me , +That any accent breaking from thy tongue +Should 'scape the true acquaintance of mine ear . + +Come , come ; sans compliment , what news abroad ? + +Why , here walk I in the black brow of night , +To find you out . + +Brief , then ; and what's the news ? + +O ! my sweet sir , news fitting to the night , +Black , fearful , comfortless , and horrible . + +Show me the very wound of this ill news : +I am no woman ; I'll not swound at it . + +The king , I fear , is poison'd by a monk : +I left him almost speechless ; and broke out +To acquaint you with this evil , that you might +The better arm you to the sudden time +Than if you had at leisure known of this . + +How did he take it ? who did taste to him ? + +A monk , I tell you ; a resolved villain , +Whose bowels suddenly burst out : the king +Yet speaks , and peradventure may recover . + +Whom didst thou leave to tend his majesty ? + +Why , know you not ? the lords are all come back , +And brought Prince Henry in their company ; +At whose request the king hath pardon'd them , +And they are all about his majesty . + +Withhold thine indignation , mighty heaven , +And tempt us not to bear above our power ! +I'll tell thee , Hubert , half my power this night , +Passing these flats , are taken by the tide ; +These Lincoln Washes have devoured them : +Myself , well-mounted , hardly have escap'd . +Away before ! conduct me to the king ; +I doubt he will be dead or ere I come . + + +It is too late : the life of all his blood +Is touch'd corruptibly ; and his pure brain , +Which some suppose the soul's frail dwelling-house , +Doth , by the idle comments that it makes , +Foretell the ending of mortality . + + +His highness yet doth speak ; and holds belief +That , being brought into the open air , +It would allay the burning quality +Of that fell poison which assaileth him . + +Let him be brought into the orchard here . +Doth he still rage ? + + +He is more patient +Than when you left him : even now he sung . + +O , vanity of sickness ! fierce extremes +In their continuance will not feel themselves . +Death , having prey'd upon the outward parts , +Leaves them invisible ; and his siege is now +Against the mind , the which he pricks and wounds +With many legions of strange fantasies , +Which , in their throng and press to that last hold , +Confound themselves . 'Tis strange that death should sing . +I am the cygnet to this pale faint swan , +Who chants a doleful hymn to his own death , +And from the organ-pipe of frailty sings +His soul and body to their lasting rest + +Be of good comfort , prince ; for you are born +To set a form upon that indigest +Which he hath left so shapeless and so rude . + + +Ay , marry , now my soul hath elbow-room ; +It would not out at windows , nor at doors . +There is so hot a summer in my bosom +That all my bowels crumble up to dust : +I am a scribbled form , drawn with a pen +Upon a parchment , and against this fire +Do I shrink up . + +How fares your majesty ? + +Poison'd , ill-fare ; dead , forsook , cast off ; +And none of you will bid the winter come +To thrust his icy fingers in my maw ; +Nor let my kingdom's rivers take their course +Through my burn'd bosom ; nor entreat the north +To make his bleak winds kiss my parched lips +And comfort me with cold . I do not ask you much : +I beg cold comfort ; and you are so strait +And so ingrateful you deny me that . + +O ! that there were some virtue in my tears , +That might relieve you . + +The salt in them is hot . +Within me is a hell ; and there the poison +Is as a fiend confin'd to tyrannize +On unreprievable condemned blood . + + +O ! I am scalded with my violent motion +And spleen of speed to see your majesty . + +O cousin ! thou art come to set mine eye : +The tackle of my heart is crack'd and burn'd , +And all the shrouds wherewith my life should sail +Are turned to one thread , one little hair ; +My heart hath one poor string to stay it by , +Which holds but till thy news be uttered ; +And then all this thou seest is but a clod +And module of confounded royalty . + +The Dauphin is preparing hitherward , +Where heaven he knows how we shall answer him : +For in a night the best part of my power , +As I upon advantage did remove , +Were in the Washes all unwarily +Devoured by the unexpected flood . + + +You breathe these dead news in as dead an ear . +My liege ! my lord ! But now a king , now thus . + +Even so must I run on , and even so stop . +What surety of the world , what hope , what stay , +When this was now a king , and now is clay ? + +Art thou gone so ? I do but stay behind +To do the office for thee of revenge , +And then my soul shall wait on thee to heaven , +As it on earth hath been thy servant still . +Now , now , you stars , that move in your right spheres , +Where be your powers ? Show now your mended faiths , +And instantly return with me again , +To push destruction and perpetual shame +Out of the weak door of our fainting land . +Straight let us seek , or straight we shall be sought : +The Dauphin rages at our very heels . + +It seems you know not then so much as we . +The Cardinal Pandulph is within at rest , +Who half an hour since came from the Dauphin , +And brings from him such offers of our peace +As we with honour and respect may take , +With purpose presently to leave this war . + +He will the rather do it when he sees +Ourselves well sinewed to our defence . + +Nay , it is in a manner done already ; +For many carriages he hath dispatch'd +To the sea-side , and put his cause and quarrel +To the disposing of the cardinal : +With whom yourself , myself , and other lords , +If you think meet , this afternoon will post +To consummate this business happily . + +Let it be so . And you , my noble prince , +With other princes that may best be spar'd , +Shall wait upon your father's funeral . + +At Worcester must his body be interr'd ; +For so he will'd it . + +Thither shall it then . +And happily may your sweet self put on +The lineal state and glory of the land ! +To whom , with all submission , on my knee , +I do bequeath my faithful services +And true subjection everlastingly . + +And the like tender of our love we make , +To rest without a spot for evermore . + +I have a kind soul that would give you thanks , +And knows not how to do it but with tears . + +O ! let us pay the time but needful woe +Since it hath been beforehand with our griefs . +This England never did , nor never shall , +Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror , +But when it first did help to wound itself . +Now these her princes are come home again , +Come the three corners of the world in arms , +And we shall shock them . Nought shall make us rue , +If England to itself do rest but true . + +THE LIFE OF KING HENRY V + +Chorus . + +O ! for a Muse of fire , that would ascend +The brightest heaven of invention ; +A kingdom for a stage , princes to act +And monarchs to behold the swelling scene . +Then should the war-like Harry , like himself , +Assume the port of Mars ; and at his heels , +Leash'd in like hounds , should famine , sword , and fire +Crouch for employment . But pardon , gentles all , +The flat unraised spirits that hath dar'd +On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth +So great an object : can this cockpit hold +The vasty fields of France ? or may we cram +Within this wooden O the very casques +That did affright the air at Agincourt ? +O , pardon ! since a crooked figure may +Attest in little place a million ; +And let us , ciphers to this great accompt , +On your imaginary forces work . +Suppose within the girdle of these walls +Are now confin'd two mighty monarchies , +Whose high upreared and abutting fronts +The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder : +Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts : +Into a thousand parts divide one man , +And make imaginary puissance ; +Think when we talk of horses that you see them +Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth ; +For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings , +Carry them here and there , jumping o'er times , +Turning the accomplishment of many years +Into an hour-glass : for the which supply , +Admit me Chorus to this history ; +Who prologue-like your humble patience pray , +Gently to hear , kindly to judge , our play . + + +My lord , I'll tell you ; that self bill is urg'd , +Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's reign +Was like , and had indeed against us pass'd , +But that the scambling and unquiet time +Did push it out of further question . + +But how , my lord , shall we resist it now ? + +It must be thought on . If it pass against us , +We lose the better half of our possession ; +For all the temporal lands which men devout +By testament have given to the church +Would they strip from us ; being valu'd thus : +As much as would maintain , to the king's honour , +Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights , +Six thousand and two hundred good esquires ; +And , to relief of lazars and weak age , +Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil , +A hundred almshouses right well supplied ; +And to the coffers of the king beside , +A thousand pounds by the year . Thus runs the bill . + +This would drink deep . + +'Twould drink the cup and all . + +But what prevention ? + +The king is full of grace and fair regard . + +And a true lover of the holy church . + +The courses of his youth promis'd it not . +The breath no sooner left his father's body +But that his wildness , mortified in him , +Seem'd to die too ; yea , at that very moment , +Consideration like an angel came , +And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him , +Leaving his body as a paradise , +To envelop and contain celestial spirits . +Never was such a sudden scholar made ; +Never came reformation in a flood , +With such a heady currance , scouring faults ; +Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness +So soon did lose his seat and all at once +As in this king . + +We are blessed in the change . + +Hear him but reason in divinity , +And , all-admiring , with an inward wish +You would desire the king were made a prelate : +Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs , +You would say it hath been all in all his study : +List his discourse of war , and you shall hear +A fearful battle render'd you in music : +Turn him to any cause of policy , +The Gordian knot of it he will unloose , +Familiar as his garter ; that , when he speaks , +The air , a charter'd libertine , is still , +And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears , +To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences ; +So that the art and practic part of life +Must be the mistress to this theoric : +Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it , +Since his addiction was to courses vain ; +His companies unletter'd , rude , and shallow ; +His hours fill'd up with riots , banquets , sports ; +And never noted in him any study , +Any retirement , any sequestration +From open haunts and popularity . + +The strawberry grows underneath the nettle , +And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best +Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality : +And so the prince obscur'd his contemplation +Under the veil of wildness ; which , no doubt , +Grew like the summer grass , fastest by night , +Unseen , yet crescive in his faculty . + +It must be so ; for miracles are ceas'd ; +And therefore we must needs admit the means +How things are perfected . + +But , my good lord , +How now for mitigation of this bill +Urg'd by the commons ? Doth his majesty +Incline to it , or no ? + +He seems indifferent , +Or rather swaying more upon our part +Than cherishing the exhibiters against us ; +For I have made an offer to his majesty , +Upon our spiritual convocation , +And in regard of causes now in hand , +Which I have open'd to his Grace at large , +As touching France , to give a greater sum +Than ever at one time the clergy yet +Did to his predecessors part withal . + +How did this offer seem receiv'd , my lord ? + +With good acceptance of his majesty ; +Save that there was not time enough to hear , +As I perceiv'd his Grace would fain have done , +The severals and unhidden passages +Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms , +And generally to the crown and seat of France , +Deriv'd from Edward , his great-grandfather . + +What was the impediment that broke this off ? + +The French ambassador upon that instant +Crav'd audience ; and the hour I think is come +To give him hearing : is it four o'clock ? + +It is . + +Then go we in to know his embassy ; +Which I could with a ready guess declare +Before the Frenchman speak a word of it . + +I'll wait upon you , and I long to hear it . + + +Where is my gracious lord of Canterbury ? + +Not here in presence . + +Send for him , good uncle . + +Shall we call in the ambassador , my liege ? + +Not yet , my cousin : we would be resolv'd , +Before we hear him , of some things of weight +That task our thoughts , concerning us and France . + + +God and his angels guard your sacred throne , +And make you long become it ! + +Sure , we thank you . +My learned lord , we pray you to proceed , +And justly and religiously unfold +Why the law Salique that they have in France +Or should , or should not , bar us in our claim . +And God forbid , my dear and faithful lord , +That you should fashion , wrest , or bow your reading , +Or nicely charge your understanding soul +With opening titles miscreate , whose right +Suits not in native colours with the truth ; +For God doth know how many now in health +Shall drop their blood in approbation +Of what your reverence shall incite us to . +Therefore take heed how you impawn our person , +How you awake the sleeping sword of war : +We charge you in the name of God , take heed ; +For never two such kingdoms did contend +Without much fall of blood ; whose guiltless drops +Are every one a woe , a sore complaint , +'Gainst him whose wrongs give edge unto the swords +That make such waste in brief mortality . +Under this conjuration speak , my lord , +And we will hear , note , and believe in heart , +That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd +As pure as sin with baptism . + +Then hear me , gracious sovereign , and you peers , +That owe yourselves , your lives , and services +To this imperial throne . There is no bar +To make against your highness' claim to France +But this , which they produce from Pharamond , +In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant , +'No woman shall succeed in Salique land :' +Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze +To be the realm of France , and Pharamond +The founder of this law and female bar . +Yet their own authors faithfully affirm +That the land Salique is in Germany , +Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe ; +Where Charles the Great , having subdu'd the Saxons , +There left behind and settled certain French ; +Who , holding in disdain the German women +For some dishonest manners of their life , +Establish'd then this law ; to wit , no female +Should be inheritrix in Salique land : +Which Salique , as I said , 'twixt Elbe and Sala , +Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen . +Then doth it well appear the Salique law +Was not devised for the realm of France ; +Nor did the French possess the Salique land +Until four hundred one-and-twenty years +After defunction of King Pharamond , +Idly suppos'd the founder of this law ; +Who died within the year of our redemption +Four hundred twenty-six ; and Charles the Great +Subdu'd the Saxons , and did seat the French +Beyond the river Sala , in the year +Eight hundred five . Besides , their writers say , +King Pepin , which deposed Childeric , +Did , as heir general , being descended +Of Blithild , which was daughter to King Clothair , +Make claim and title to the crown of France . +Hugh Capet also , who usurp'd the crown +Of Charles the Duke of Loraine , sole heir male +Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great , +To find his title with some shows of truth , +Though in pure truth , it was corrupt and naught , +Convey'd himself as heir to the Lady Lingare , +Daughter to Charlemain , who was the son +To Lewis the emperor , and Lewis the son +Of Charles the Great . Also King Lewis the Tenth , +Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet , +Could not keep quiet in his conscience , +Wearing the crown of France , till satisfied +That fair Queen Isabel , his grandmother , +Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare , +Daughter to Charles the aforesaid Duke of Loraine : +By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great +Was re-united to the crown of France . +So that , as clear as is the summer's sun , +King Pepin's title , and Hugh Capet's claim , +King Lewis his satisfaction , all appear +To hold in right and title of the female : +So do the kings of France unto this day ; +Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law +To bar your highness claiming from the female ; +And rather choose to hide them in a net +Than amply to imbar their crooked titles +Usurp'd from you and your progenitors . + +May I with right and conscience make this claim ? + +The sin upon my head , dread sovereign ! +For in the book of Numbers is it writ : +'When the son dies , let the inheritance +Descend unto the daughter .' Gracious lord , +Stand for your own ; unwind your bloody flag ; +Look back into your mighty ancestors : +Go , my dread lord , to your great-grandsire's tomb , +From whom you claim ; invoke his war-like spirit , +And your great-uncle's , Edward the Black Prince , +Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy , +Making defeat on the full power of France ; +Whiles his most mighty father on a hill +Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp +Forage in blood of French nobility . +O noble English ! that could entertain +With half their forces the full pride of France , +And let another half stand laughing by , +All out of work , and cold for action . + +Awake remembrance of these valiant dead , +And with your puissant arm renew their feats : +You are their heir , you sit upon their throne , +The blood and courage that renowned them +Runs in your veins ; and my thrice-puissantliege +Is in the very May-morn of his youth , +Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises . + +Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth +Do all expect that you should rouse yourself , +As did the former lions of your blood . + +They know your Grace hath cause and means and might ; +So hath your highness ; never King of England +Had nobles richer , and more loyal subjects , +Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England +And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France . + +O ! let their bodies follow , my dear liege , +With blood and sword and fire to win your right ; +In aid whereof we of the spiritualty +Will raise your highness such a mighty sum +As never did the clergy at one time +Bring in to any of your ancestors . + +We must not only arm to invade the French , +But lay down our proportions to defend +Against the Scot , who will make road upon us +With all advantages . + +They of those marches , gracious sovereign , +Shall be a wall sufficient to defend +Our inland from the pilfering borderers . + +We do not mean the coursing snatchers only , +But fear the main intendment of the Scot , +Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us ; +For you shall read that my great-grandfather +Never went with his forces into France +But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom +Came pouring , like the tide into a breach , +With ample and brim fulness of his force , +Galling the gleaned land with hot essays , +Girding with grievous siege castles and towns ; +That England , being empty of defence , +Hath shook and trembled at the ill neighbourhood . + +She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd , my liege ; +For hear her but exampled by herself : +When all her chivalry hath been in France +And she a mourning widow of her nobles , +She hath herself not only well defended , +But taken and impounded as a stray +The King of Scots ; whom she did send to France , +To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings , +And make your chronicle as rich with praise +As is the owse and bottom of the sea +With sunken wrack and sumless treasuries . + +But there's a saying very old and true ; + +If that you will France win , +Then with Scotland first begin : + +For once the eagle England being in prey , +To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot +Comes sneaking and so sucks her princely eggs , +Playing the mouse in absence of the cat , +To tear and havoc more than she can eat . + +It follows then the cat must stay at home : +Yet that is but a crush'd necessity ; +Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries +And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves . +While that the armed hand doth fight abroad +The advised head defends itself at home : +For government , though high and low and lower , +Put into parts , doth keep in one consent , +Congreeing in a full and natural close , +Like music . + +Therefore doth heaven divide +The state of man in divers functions , +Setting endeavour in continual motion ; +To which is fixed , as an aim or butt , +Obedience : for so work the honey-bees , +Creatures that by a rule in nature teach +The act of order to a peopled kingdom . +They have a king and officers of sorts ; +Where some , like magistrates , correct at home , +Others , like merchants , venture trade abroad , +Others , like soldiers , armed in their stings , +Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds ; +Which pillage they with merry march bring home +To the tent-royal of their emperor : +Who , busied in his majesty , surveys +The singing masons building roofs of gold , +The civil citizens kneading up the honey , +The poor mechanic porters crowding in +Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate , +The sad-ey'd justice , with his surly hum , +Delivering o'er to executors pale +The lazy yawning drone . I this infer , +That many things , having full reference +To one consent , may work contrariously ; +As many arrows , loosed several ways , +Fly to one mark ; as many ways meet in one town ; +As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea ; +As many lines close in the dial's centre ; +So may a thousand actions , once afoot , +End in one purpose , and be all well borne +Without defeat . Therefore to France , my liege . +Divide your happy England into four ; +Whereof take you one quarter into France , +And you withal shall make all Gallia shake . +If we , with thrice such powers left at home , +Cannot defend our own doors from the dog , +Let us be worried and our nation lose +The name of hardiness and policy . + +Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin . + +Now are we well resolv'd ; and by God's help , +And yours , the noble sinews of our power , +France being ours , we'll bend it to our awe +Or break it all to pieces : or there we'll sit , +Ruling in large and ample empery +O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms , +Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn , +Tombless , with no remembrance over them : +Either our history shall with full mouth +Speak freely of our acts , or else our grave , +Like Turkish mute , shall have a tongueless mouth , +Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph . + + +Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure +Of our fair cousin Dauphin ; for we hear + +Your greeting is from him , not from the king . + +May't please your majesty to give us leave +Freely to render what we have in charge ; +Or shall we sparingly show you far off +The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy ? + +We are no tyrant , but a Christian king ; +Unto whose grace our passion is as subject +As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons : +Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness +Tell us the Dauphin's mind . + +Thus then , in few . +Your highness , lately sending into France , +Did claim some certain dukedoms , in the right +Of your great predecessor , King Edward the Third . +In answer of which claim , the prince our master +Says that you savour too much of your youth , +And bids you be advis'd there's nought in France +That can be with a nimble galliard won ; +You cannot revel into dukedoms there . +He therefore sends you , meeter for your spirit , +This tun of treasure ; and , in lieu of this , +Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim +Hear no more of you . This the Dauphin speaks . + +What treasure , uncle ? + +Tennis-balls , my liege . + +We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us : +His present and your pains we thank you for : +When we have match'd our rackets to these balls , +We will in France , by God's grace , play a set +Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard . +Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler +That all the courts of France will be disturb'd +With chaces . And we understand him well , +How he comes o'er us with our wilder days , +Not measuring what use we made of them . +We never valu'd this poor seat of England ; +And therefore , living hence , did give ourself +To barbarous licence ; as 'tis ever common +That men are merriest when they are from home . +But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state , +Be like a king and show my sail of greatness +When I do rouse me in my throne of France : +For that I have laid by my majesty +And plodded like a man for working-days , +But I will rise there with so full a glory +That I will dazzle all the eyes of France , +Yea , strike the Dauphin blind to look on us . +And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his +Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones ; and his soul +Shall stand sore-charged for the wasteful vengeance +That shall fly with them : for many a thousand widows +Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands ; +Mock mothers from their sons , mock castles down ; +And some are yet ungotten and unborn +That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn . +But this lies all within the will of God , +To whom I do appeal ; and in whose name +Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on , +To venge me as I may and to put forth +My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause . +So get you hence in peace ; and tell the Dauphin +His jest will savour but of shallow wit +When thousands weep more than did laugh at it . +Convey them with safe conduct . Fare you well . + + +This was a merry message . + +We hope to make the sender blush at it . +Therefore , my lords , omit no happy hour +That may give furtherance to our expedition ; +For we have now no thought in us but France , +Save those to God , that run before our business . +Therefore let our proportions for these wars +Be soon collected , and all things thought upon +That may with reasonable swiftness add +More feathers to our wings ; for , God before , +We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door . +Therefore let every man now task his thought , +That this fair action may on foot be brought . + +Now all the youth of England are on fire , +And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies ; +Now thrive the armourers , and honour's thought +Reigns solely in the breast of every man : +They sell the pasture now to buy the horse , +Following the mirror of all Christian kings , +With winged heels , as English Mercuries . +For now sits Expectation in the air +And hides a sword from hilts unto the point +With crowns imperial , crowns and coronets , +Promis'd to Harry and his followers . +The French , advis'd by good intelligence +Of this most dreadful preparation , +Shake in their fear , and with pale policy +Seek to divert the English purposes . +O England ! model to thy inward greatness , +Like little body with a mighty heart , +What mightst thou do , that honour would thee do , +Were all thy children kind and natural ! +But see thy fault ! France hath in thee found out +A nest of hollow bosoms , which he fills +With treacherous crowns ; and three corrupted men , +One , Richard Earl of Cambridge , and the second , +Henry Lord Scroop of Masham , and the third , +Sir Thomas Grey , knight , of Northumberland , +Have , for the gilt of France ,O guilt , indeed ! +Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France ; +And by their hands this grace of kings must die , +If hell and treason hold their promises , +Ere he take ship for France , and in Southampton . +Linger your patience on ; and well digest +The abuse of distance while we force a play . +The sum is paid ; the traitors are agreed ; +The king is set from London ; and the scene +Is now transported , gentles , to Southampton : +There is the playhouse now , there must you sit : +And thence to France shall we convey you safe , +And bring you back , charming the narrow seas +To give you gentle pass ; for , if we may , +We'll not offend one stomach with our play . +But , till the king come forth and not till then , +Unto Southampton do we shift our scene . + +Well met , Corporal Nym . + +Good morrow , Lieutenant Bardolph . + +What , are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet ? + +For my part , I care not : I say little ; but when time shall serve , there shall be smiles ; but that shall be as it may . I dare not fight ; but I will wink and hold out mine iron . It is a simple one ; but what though ? it will toast cheese , and it will endure cold as another man's sword will : and there's an end . + +I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends , and we'll be all three sworn brothers to France : let it be so , good Corporal Nym . + +Faith , I will live so long as I may , that's the certain of it ; and when I cannot live any longer , I will do as I may : that is my rest , that is the rendezvous of it . + +It is certain , corporal , that he is married to Nell Quickly ; and , certainly she did you wrong , for you were troth-plight to her . + +I cannot tell ; things must be as they may : men may sleep , and they may have their throats about them at that time ; and , some say , knives have edges . It must be as it may : though patience be a tired mare , yet she will plod . There must be conclusions . Well , I cannot tell . + + +Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife . Good corporal , be patient here . How now , mine host Pistol ! + +Base tike , call'st thou me host ? +Now , by this hand , I swear , I scorn the term ; +Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers . + +No , by my troth , not long ; for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live honestly by the prick of their needles , but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house straight . [ + +Good lieutenant ! good corporal ! offer nothing here . + +Pish ! + +Pish for thee , Iceland dog ! thou prickeared cur of Iceland ! + +Good Corporal Nym , show thy valour and put up your sword . + +Will you shog off ? I would have you solus . + + +Solus , egregious dog ? O viper vile ! +The solus in thy most mervailous face ; +The solus in thy teeth , and in thy throat , +And in thy hateful lungs , yea , in thy maw , perdy ; +And , which is worse , within thy nasty mouth ! +I do retort the solus in thy bowels ; +For I can take , and Pistol's cock is up , +And flashing fire will follow . + +I am not Barbason ; you cannot conjure me . I have an humour to knock you indifferently well . If you grow foul with me , Pistol , I will scour you with my rapier , as I may , in fair terms : if you would walk off , I would prick your guts a little , in good terms , as I may ; and that's the humour of it . + +O braggart vile and damned furious wight ! +The grave doth gape , and doting death is near ; +Therefore exhale . + +Hear me , hear me what I say : he that strikes the first stroke , I'll run him up to the hilts , as I am a soldier . + + +An oath of mickle might , and fury shall abate . +Give me thy fist , thy fore-foot to me give ; +Thy spirits are most tall . + +I will cut thy throat , one time or other , in fair terms ; that is the humour of it . + +Coupe le gorge ! +That is the word . I thee defy again . +O hound of Crete , think'st thou my spouse to get ? +No ; to the spital go , +And from the powdering-tub of infamy +Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind , +Doll Tearsheet she by name , and her espouse : +I have , and I will hold , the quondam Quickly +For the only she ; and pauca , there's enough . +Go to + + +Mine host Pistol , you must come to my master , and your hostess : he is very sick , and would to bed . Good Bardolph , put thy face between his sheets and do the office of a warming-pan . Faith , he's very ill . + +Away , you rogue ! + +By my troth , he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these days . The king has killed his heart . Good husband , come home presently . + + +Come , shall I make you two friends ? We must to France together . Why the devil should we keep knives to cut one another's throats ? + +Let floods o'erswell , and fiends for food howl on ! + +You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting ? + +Base is the slave that pays . + +That now I will have ; that's the humour of it . + +As manhood shall compound : push home . + + +By this sword , he that makes the first thrust , I'll kill him ; by this sword , I will . + +Sword is an oath , and oaths must have their course . + +Corporal Nym , an thou wilt be friends , be friends : an thou wilt not , why then , be enemies with me too . Prithee , put up . + +I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at betting ? + +A noble shalt thou have , and present pay ; +And liquor likewise will I give to thee , +And friendship shall combine , and brotherhood : +I'll live by Nym , and Nym shall live by me . +Is not this just ? for I shall sutler be +Unto the camp , and profits will accrue . +Give me thy hand . + +I shall have my noble ? + +In cash most justly paid . + + +Well then , that's the humour of it . + + +As ever you came of women , come in quickly to Sir John . Ah , poor heart ! he is so shaked of a burning quotidian tertian , that it is most lamentable to behold . Sweet men , come to him . + +The king hath run bad humours on the knight ; that's the even of it . + +Nym , thou hast spoke the right ; +His heart is fracted and corroborate . + +The king is a good king : but it must be as it may ; he passes some humours and careers . + +Let us condole the knight ; for , lambkins , we will live . + + +'Fore God , his Grace is bold to trust these traitors . + +They shall be apprehended by and by . + +How smooth and even they do bear themselves ! +As if allegiance in their bosoms sat , +Crowned with faith and constant loyalty . + +The king hath note of all that they intend , +By interception which they dream not of . + +Nay , but the man that was his bedfellow , +Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours , +That he should , for a foreign purse , so sell +His sovereign's life to death and treachery ! + + +Now sits the wind fair , and we will aboard . +My Lord of Cambridge , and my kind Lord of Masham , +And you , my gentle knight , give me your thoughts : +Think you not that the powers we bear with us +Will cut their passage through the force of France , +Doing the execution and the act +For which we have in head assembled them ? + +No doubt , my liege , if each man do his best . + +I doubt not that ; since we are well persuaded +We carry not a heart with us from hence +That grows not in a fair consent with ours ; +Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish +Success and conquest to attend on us . + +Never was monarch better fear'd and lov'd +Than is your majesty : there's not , I think , a subject +That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness +Under the sweet shade of your government . + +True : those that were your father's enemies +Have steep'd their galls in honey , and do serve you +With hearts create of duty and of zeal . + +We therefore have great cause of thankfulness , +And shall forget the office of our hand , +Sooner than quittance of desert and merit +According to the weight and worthiness . + +So service shall with steeled sinews toil , +And labour shall refresh itself with hope , +To do your Grace incessant services . + +We judge no less . Uncle of Exeter , +Enlarge the man committed yesterday +That rail'd against our person : we consider +It was excess of wine that set him on ; +And on his more advice we pardon him . + +That's mercy , but too much security : +Let him be punish'd , sovereign , lest example +Breed , by his sufference , more of such a kind . + +O ! let us yet be merciful . + +So may your highness , and yet punish too . + +Sir , +You show great mercy , if you give him life +After the taste of much correction . + +Alas ! your too much love and care of me +Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch . +If little faults , proceeding on distemper , +Shall not be wink'd at , how shall we stretch our eye +When capital crimes , chew'd , swallow'd , and digested , +Appear before us ? We'll yet enlarge that man , +Though Cambridge , Scroop , and Grey , in their dear care , +And tender preservation of our person , +Would have him punish'd . And now to our French causes : +Who are the late commissioners ? + +I one , my lord : +Your highness bade me ask for it to-day . + +So did you me , my liege . + +And I , my royal sovereign . + +Then , Richard , Earl of Cambridge , there is yours ; +There yours , Lord Scroop of Masham ; and , sir knight , +Grey of Northumberland , this same is yours : +Read them ; and know , I know your worthiness . +My Lord of Westmoreland , and uncle Exeter , +We will aboard to-night . Why , how now , gentlemen ! +What see you in those papers that you lose +So much complexion ? Look ye , how they change ! +Their cheeks are paper . Why , what read you there , +That hath so cowarded and chas'd your blood +Out of appearance ? + +I do confess my fault , +And do submit me to your highness' mercy . + +To which we all appeal . + +To which we all appeal . + +The mercy that was quick in us but late +By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd : +You must not dare , for shame , to talk of mercy ; +For your own reasons turn into your bosoms , +As dogs upon their masters , worrying you . +See you , my princes and my noble peers , +These English monsters ! My Lord of Cambridge here , +You know how apt our love was to accord +To furnish him with all appertinents +Belonging to his honour ; and this man +Hath , for a few light crowns , lightly conspir'd , +And sworn unto the practices of France , +To kill us here in Hampton : to the which +This knight , no less for bounty bound to us +Than Cambridge is , hath likewise sworn . But O ! +What shall I say to thee , Lord Scroop ? thou cruel , +Ingrateful , savage and inhuman creature ! +Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels , +That knew'st the very bottom of my soul , +That almost mightst have coin'd me into gold +Wouldst thou have practis'd on me for thy use ! +May it be possible that foreign hire +Could out of thee extract one spark of evil +That might annoy my finger ? 'tis so strange +That , though the truth of it stands off as gross +As black from white , my eye will scarcely see it . +Treason and murder ever kept together , +As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose , +Working so grossly in a natural cause +That admiration did not whoop at them : +But thou , 'gainst all proportion , didst bring in +Wonder to wait on treason and on murder : +And whatsoever cunning fiend it was +That wrought upon thee so preposterously +Hath got the voice in hell for excellence : +And other devils that suggest by treasons +Do botch and bungle up damnation +With patches , colours , and with forms , being fetch'd +From glistering semblances of piety ; +But he that temper'd thee bade thee stand up , +Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason , +Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor . +If that same demon that hath gull'd thee thus +Should with his lion gait walk the whole world , +He might return to vasty Tartar back , +And tell the legions , 'I can never win +A soul so easy as that Englishman's .' +O ! how hast thou with jealousy infected +The sweetness of affiance . Show men dutiful ? +Why , so didst thou : seem they grave and learned ? +Why , so didst thou : come they of noble family ? +Why , so didst thou : seem they religious ? +Why , so didst thou : or are they spare in diet , +Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger , +Constant in spirit , not swerving with the blood , +Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement , +Not working with the eye without the ear , +And but in purged judgment trusting neither ? +Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem : +And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot , +To mark the full-fraught man and best indu'd +With some suspicion . I will weep for thee ; +For this revolt of thine , methinks , is like +Another fall of man . Their faults are open : +Arrest them to the answer of the law ; +And God acquit them of their practices ! + +I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Richard Earl of Cambridge . +I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Henry Lord Scroop of Masham . +I arrest thee of high treason , by the name of Thomas Grey , knight , of Northumberland . + +Our purposes God justly hath discover'd , +And I repent my fault more than my death ; +Which I beseech your highness to forgive , +Although my body pay the price of it . + +For me , the gold of France did not seduce , +Although I did admit it as a motive +The sooner to effect what I intended : +But God be thanked for prevention ; +Which I in sufference heartily will rejoice , +Beseeching God and you to pardon me . + +Never did faithful subject more rejoice +At the discovery of most dangerous treason +Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself , +Prevented from a damned enterprise . +My fault , but not my body ; pardon , sovereign . + +God quit you in his mercy ! Hear your sentence . +You have conspir'd against our royal person , +Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd , and from his coffers +Receiv'd the golden earnest of our death ; +Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter , +His princes and his peers to servitude , +His subjects to oppression and contempt , +And his whole kingdom into desolation . +Touching our person seek we no revenge ; +But we our kingdom's safety must so tender , +Whose ruin you have sought , that to her laws +We do deliver you . Get you therefore hence , +Poor miserable wretches , to your death ; +The taste whereof , God of his mercy give you +Patience to endure , and true repentance +Of all your dear offences ! Bear them hence . + +Now , lords , for France ! the enterprise whereof +Shall be to you , as us , like glorious . +We doubt not of a fair and lucky war , +Since God so graciously hath brought to light +This dangerous treason lurking in our way +To hinder our beginnings . We doubt not now +But every rub is smoothed on our way . +Then forth , dear countrymen : let us deliver +Our puissance into the hand of God , +Putting it straight in expedition . +Cheerly to sea ! the signs of war advance : +No king of England , if not king of France . + + +Prithee , honey-sweet husband , let me bring thee to Staines . + +No ; for my manly heart doth yearn . +Bardolph , be blithe ; Nym , rouse thy vaunting veins ; +Boy , bristle thy courage up ; for Falstaff he is dead , +And we must yearn therefore . + +Would I were with him , wheresome'er he is , either in heaven or in hell ! + +Nay , sure , he's not in hell : he's in Arthur's bosom , if ever man went to Arthur's bosom . A' made a finer end and went away an it had been any christom child ; a' parted even just between twelve and one , even at the turning o' the tide : for after I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with flowers and smile upon his fingers' ends , I knew there was but one way ; for his nose was as sharp as a pen , and a' babbled of green fields . 'How now , Sir John !' quoth I : 'what man ! be of good cheer .' So a' cried out 'God , God , God !' three or four times : now I , to comfort him , bid him a' should not think of God , I hoped there was no need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet . So a' bade me lay more clothes on his feet : I put my hand into the bed and felt them , and they were as cold as any stone ; then I felt to his knees , and so upward , and upward , and all was as cold as any stone . + +They say he cried out of sack . + +Ay , that a' did . + +And of women . + +Nay , that a' did not . + +Yes , that a' did ; and said they were devils incarnate . + +A' could never abide carnation ; 'twas a colour he never liked . + +A' said once , the devil would have him about women . + +A' did in some sort , indeed , handle women ; but then he was rheumatic , and talked of the whore of Babylon . + +Do you not remember a' saw a flea stick upon Bardolph's nose , and a' said it was a black soul burning in hell-fire ? + +Well , the fuel is gone that maintained that fire : that's all the riches I got in his service . + +Shall we shog ? the king will be gone from Southampton . + +Come , let's away . My love , give me thy lips . +Look to my chattels and my moveables : +Let senses rule , the word is , 'Pitch and pay ;' +Trust none ; +For oaths are straws , men's faiths are wafercakes , +And hold-fast is the only dog , my duck : +Therefore , caveto be thy counsellor . +Go , clear thy crystals . Yoke-fellows in arms , +Let us to France ; like horse-leeches , my boys , +To suck , to suck , the very blood to suck ! + +And that's but unwholesome food , they say . + +Touch her soft mouth , and march . + +Farewell , hostess . + + +I cannot kiss , that is the humour of it ; but , adieu . + +Let housewifery appear : keep close , I thee command . + +Farewell ; adieu . + +Thus come the English with full power upon us ; +And more than carefully it us concerns +To answer royally in our defences . +Therefore the Dukes of Berri and Britaine , +Of Brabant and of Orleans , shall make forth , +And you , Prince Dauphin , with all swift dispatch , +To line and new repair our towns of war +With men of courage and with means defendant : +For England his approaches makes as fierce +As waters to the sucking of a gulf . +It fits us then to be as provident +As fear may teach us , out of late examples +Left by the fatal and neglected English +Upon our fields . + +My most redoubted father , +It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe ; +For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom , +Though war nor no known quarrel were in question , +But that defences , musters , preparations , +Should be maintain'd , assembled , and collected , +As were a war in expectation . +Therefore , I say 'tis meet we all go forth +To view the sick and feeble parts of France : +And let us do it with no show of fear ; +No , with no more than if we heard that England +Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance : +For , my good liege , she is so idly king'd , +Her sceptre so fantastically borne +By a vain , giddy , shallow , humorous youth , +That fear attends her not . + +O peace , Prince Dauphin ! +You are too much mistaken in this king . +Question your Grace the late ambassadors , +With what great state he heard their embassy , +How well supplied with noble counsellors , +How modest in exception , and , withal +How terrible in constant resolution , +And you shall find his vanities forespent +Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus , +Covering discretion with a coat of folly ; +As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots +That shall first spring and be most delicate . + +Well , 'tis not so , my lord high constable ; +But though we think it so , it is no matter : +In cases of defence 'tis best to weigh +The enemy more mighty than he seems : +So the proportions of defence are fill'd ; +Which of a weak and niggardly projection +Doth like a miser spoil his coat with scanting +A little cloth . + +Think we King Harry strong ; +And , princes , look you strongly arm to meet him . +The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us , +And he is bred out of that bloody strain +That haunted us in our familiar paths : +Witness our too much memorable shame +When Cressy battle fatally was struck +And all our princes captiv'd by the hand +Of that black name , Edward Black Prince of Wales ; +Whiles that his mounting sire , on mountain standing , +Up in the air , crown'd with the golden sun , +Saw his heroical seed , and smil'd to see him +Mangle the work of nature , and deface +The patterns that by God and by French fathers +Had twenty years been made . This is a stem +Of that victorious stock ; and let us fear +The native mightiness and fate of him . + + +Ambassadors from Harry King of England +Do crave admittance to your majesty . + +We'll give them present audience . Go , and bring them . + +You see this chase is hotly follow'd , friends . + +Turn head , and stop pursuit ; for coward dogs +Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten +Runs far before them . Good my sovereign , +Take up the English short , and let them know +Of what a monarchy you are the head : +Self-love , my liege , is not so vile a sin +As self-neglecting . + + +From our brother England ? + +From him ; and thus he greets your majesty . +He wills you , in the name of God Almighty , +That you divest yourself , and lay apart +The borrow'd glories that by gift of heaven , +By law of nature and of nations 'long +To him and to his heirs ; namely , the crown +And all wide-stretched honours that pertain +By custom and the ordinance of times +Unto the crown of France . That you may know +'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim , +Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days , +Nor from the dust of old oblivion rak'd , +He sends you this most memorable line , + +In every branch truly demonstrative ; +Willing you overlook this pedigree ; +And when you find him evenly deriv'd +From his most fam'd of famous ancestors , +Edward the Third , he bids you then resign +Your crown and kingdom , indirectly held +From him the native and true challenger . + +Or else what follows ? + +Bloody constraint ; for if you hide the crown +Even in your hearts , there will he rake for it : +Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming , +In thunder and in earthquake like a Jove , +That , if requiring fail , he will compel ; +And bids you , in the bowels of the Lord , +Deliver up the crown , and to take mercy +On the poor souls for whom this hungry war +Opens his vasty jaws ; and on your head +Turning the widows' tears , the orphans' cries , +The dead men's blood , the pining maidens' groans , +For husbands , fathers , and betrothed lovers , +That shall be swallow'd in this controversy . +This is his claim , his threat'ning , and my message ; +Unless the Dauphin be in presence here , +To whom expressly I bring greeting too . + +For us , we will consider of this further : +To-morrow shall you bear our full intent +Back to our brother England . + +For the Dauphin , +I stand here for him : what to him from England ? + +Scorn and defiance , slight regard , contempt , +And anything that may not misbecome +The mighty sender , doth he prize you at . +Thus says my king : an if your father's highness +Do not , in grant of all demands at large , +Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty , +He'll call you to so hot an answer of it , +That caves and womby vaultages of France +Shall chide your trespass and return your mock +In second accent of his ordinance . + +Say , if my father render fair return , +It is against my will ; for I desire +Nothing but odds with England : to that end , +As matching to his youth and vanity , +I did present him with the Paris balls . + +He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it , +Were it the mistress-court of mighty Europe : +And , be assur'd , you'll find a difference +As we his subjects have in wonder found +Between the promise of his greener days +And these he masters now . Now he weighs time +Even to the utmost grain ; that you shall read +In your own losses , if he stay in France . + +To-morrow shall you know our mind at full . + +Dispatch us with all speed , lest that our king +Come here himself to question our delay ; +For he is footed in this land already . + +You shall be soon dispatch'd with fair conditions : +A night is but small breath and little pause +To answer matters of this consequence . + +Thus with imagin'd wing our swift scene flies +In motion of no less celerity +Than that of thought . Suppose that you have seen +The well-appointed king at Hampton pier +Embark his royalty ; and his brave fleet +With silken streamers the young Ph bus fanning : +Play with your fancies , and in them behold +Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing ; +Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give +To sounds confus'd ; behold the threaden sails , +Borne with the invisible and creeping wind , +Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea , +Breasting the lofty surge . O ! do but think +You stand upon the rivage and behold +A city on the inconstant billows dancing ; +For so appears this fleet majestical , +Holding due course to Harfleur . Follow , follow ! +Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy , +And leave your England , as dead midnight still , +Guarded with grandsires , babies , and old women , +Either past or not arriv'd to pith and puissance : +For who is he , whose chin is but enrich'd +With one appearing hair , that will not follow +Those call'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France ? +Work , work your thoughts , and therein see a siege ; +Behold the ordenance on their carriages , +With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur . +Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back ; +Tells Harry that the king doth offer him +Katharine his daughter ; and with her , to dowry , +Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms : +The offer likes not : and the nimble gunner +With linstock now the devilish cannon touches , + +And down goes all before them . Still be kind , +And eke out our performance with your mind . + +Once more unto the breach , dear friends , once more ; +Or close the wall up with our English dead ! +In peace there's nothing so becomes a man +As modest stillness and humility : +But when the blast of war blows in our ears , +Then imitate the action of the tiger ; +Stiffen the sinews , summon up the blood , +Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage ; +Then lend the eye a terrible aspect ; +Let it pry through the portage of the head +Like the brass cannon ; let the brow o'erwhelm it +As fearfully as doth a galled rock +O'erhang and jutty his confounded base , +Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean . +Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide , +Hold hard the breath , and bend up every spirit +To his full height ! On , on , you noblest English ! +Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof ; +Fathers that , like so many Alexanders , +Have in these parts from morn till even fought , +And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument . +Dishonour not your mothers ; now attest +That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you . +Be copy now to men of grosser blood , +And teach them how to war . And you , good yeomen , +Whose limbs were made in England , show us here +The mettle of your pasture ; let us swear +That you are worth your breeding ; which I doubt not ; +For there is none of you so mean and base +That hath not noble lustre in your eyes . +I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips , +Straining upon the start . The game's afoot : +Follow your spirit ; and , upon this charge +Cry 'God for Harry ! England and Saint George !' + + +On , on , on , on , on ! to the breach , to the breach ! + +Pray thee , corporal , stay : the knocks are too hot ; and for mine own part , I have not a case of lives : the humour of it is too hot , that is the very plain-song of it . + +The plain-song is most just , for humours do abound : + +Knocks go and come : God's vassals drop and die ; +And sword and shield +In bloody field +Doth win immortal fame . + + +Would I were in an alehouse in London ! I would give all my fame for a pot of ale , and safety . + +And I : + +If wishes would prevail with me , +My purpose should not fail with me , +But thither would I hie . + +As duly , +But not as truly , +As bird doth sing on bough . + +Up to the breach , you dogs ! avaunt , you cullions ! + + +Be merciful , great duke , to men of mould ! +Abate thy rage , abate thy manly rage ! +Abate thy rage , great duke ! +Good bawcock , bate thy rage ; use lenity , sweet chuck ! + +These be good humours ! your honour wins bad humours . + + +As young as I am , I have observed these three swashers . I am boy to them all three , but all they three , though they would serve me , could not be man to me ; for , indeed three such antiques do not amount to a man . For Bardolph , he is white-livered and red-faced ; by the means whereof , a' faces it out , but fights not . For Pistol , he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword ; by the means whereof a' breaks words , and keeps whole weapons . For Nym , he hath heard that men of few words are the best men ; and therefore he scorns to say his prayers , lest a' should be thought a coward : but his few bad words are matched with as few good deeds ; for a' never broke any man's head but his own , and that was against a post when he was drunk . They will steal any thing and call it purchase . Bardolph stole a lute-case , bore it twelve leagues , and sold it for three half-pence . Nym and Bardolph are sworn brothers in filching , and in Calais they stole a fire-shovel ;I knew by that piece of service the men would carry coals ,they would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or their handkerchers : which makes much against my manhood if I should take from another's pocket to put into mine ; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs . I must leave them and seek some better service : their villany goes against my weak stomach , and therefore I must cast it up . + +Captain Fluellen , you must come presently to the mines : the Duke of Gloucester would speak with you . + +To the mines ! tell you the duke it is not so good to come to the mines . For look you , the mines is not according to the disciplines of the war ; the concavities of it is not sufficient ; for , look you , th' athversary you may discuss unto the duke , look you is digt himself four yards under the countermines ; by Cheshu , I think , a' will plow up all if there is not better directions . + +The Duke of Gloucester , to whom the order of the siege is given , is altogether directed by an Irishman , a very valiant gentleman , i' faith . + +It is Captain Macmorris , is it not ? + +I think it be . + +By Cheshu , he is an ass , as in the world : +I will verify as much in his peard : he has no more directions in the true disciplines of the wars , look you , of the Roman disciplines , than is a puppy-dog . + + +Here a' comes ; and the Scots captain , Captain Jamy , with him . + +Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman , that is certain ; and of great expedition and knowledge in th' aunchient wars , upon my particular knowledge of his directions : by Cheshu , he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the world , in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans . + +I say gud day , Captain Fluellen . + +God-den to your worship , good Captain James . + +How now , Captain Macmorris ! have you quit the mines ? have the pioners given o'er ? + +By Chrish , la ! tish ill done : the work ish give over , the trumpet sound the retreat . By my hand , I swear , and my father's soul , the work ish ill done ; it ish give over : I would have blowed up the town , so Chrish save me , la ! in an hour : O ! tish ill done , tish ill done ; by my hand , tish ill done ! + +Captain Macmorris , I beseech you now , will you voutsafe me , look you , a few disputations with you , as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of the war , the Roman wars , in the way of argument , look you , and friendly communication ; partly to satisfy my opinion , and partly for the satisfaction , look you , of my mind , as touching the direction of the military discipline : that is the point . + +It sall be vary gud , gud feith , gud captains bath : + +and I sall quit you with gud leve , as I may pick occasion ; that sall I , marry . + +It is no time to discourse , so Chrish save me : the day is hot , and the weather , and the wars , and the king , and the dukes : it is no time to discourse . The town is beseeched , and the trumpet calls us to the breach ; and we talk , and be Chrish , do nothing : 'tis shame for us all ; so God sa' me , 'tis shame to stand still ; it is shame , by my hand ; and there is throats to be cut , and works to be done ; and there ish nothing done , so Chrish sa' me , la ! + +By the mess , ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slumber , aile do gud service , or aile lig i' the grund for it ; ay , or go to death ; and aile pay it as valorously as I may , that sal I suerly do , that is the breff and the long . Marry , I wad full fain heard some question 'tween you tway . + +Captain Macmorris , I think , look you , under your correction , there is not many of your nation + +Of my nation ! What ish my nation ? ish a villain , and a bastard , and a knave , and a rascal ? What ish my nation ? Who talks of my nation ? + +Look you , if you take the matter otherwise than is meant , Captain Macmorris , peradventure I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me , look you ; being as good a man as yourself , both in the disciplines of wars , and in the derivation of my birth , and in other particularities . + +I do not know you so good a man as myself : so Chrish save me , I will cut off your head . + +Gentlemen both , you will mistake each other . + +A ! that's a foul fault . + + +The town sounds a parley . + +Captain Macmorris , when there is more better opportunity to be required , look you , I will be so bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of wars ; and there is an end . + +How yet resolves the governor of the town ? +This is the latest parle we will admit : +Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves ; +Or like to men proud of destruction +Defy us to our worst : for , as I am a soldier , +A name that in my thoughts , becomes me best , +If I begin the battery once again , +I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur +Till in her ashes she lie buried . +The gates of mercy shall be all shut up , +And the flesh'd soldier , rough and hard of heart , +In liberty of bloody hand shall range +With conscience wide as hell , mowing like grass +Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants . +What is it then to me , if impious war , +Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends , +Do , with his smirch'd complexion , all fell feats +Enlink'd to waste and desolation ? +What is't to me , when you yourselves are cause , +If your pure maidens fall into the hand +Of hot and forcing violation ? +What rein can hold licentious wickedness +When down the hill he holds his fierce career ? +We may as bootless spend our vain command +Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil +As send precepts to the leviathan +To come ashore . Therefore , you men of Harfleur , +Take pity of your town and of your people , +Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command ; +Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace +O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds +Of heady murder , spoil , and villany . +If not , why , in a moment , look to see +The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand +Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters ; +Your fathers taken by the silver beards , +And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls ; +Your naked infants spitted upon pikes , +Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confus'd +Do break the clouds , as did the wives of Jewry +At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen . +What say you ? will you yield , and this avoid ? +Or , guilty in defence , be thus destroy'd ? + +Our expectation hath this day an end . +The Dauphin , whom of succour we entreated , +Returns us that his powers are yet not ready +To raise so great a siege . Therefore , great king , +We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy . +Enter our gates ; dispose of us and ours ; +For we no longer are defensible . + +Open your gates ! Come , uncle Exeter , +Go you and enter Harfleur ; there remain , +And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French : +Use mercy to them all . For us , dear uncle , +The winter coming on and sickness growing +Upon our soldiers , we will retire to Calais . +To-night in Harfleur will we be your guest ; +To-morrow for the march are we addrest . + + +Alice , tu as est en Angleterre , et tu parles bien le langage . + +Un peu , madame . + +Je te prie , m'enseignez ; il faut que j'apprenne parler . Comment appellez vous la main en Anglois ? + +La main ? elle est appell e , de hand . + +De hand . Et les doigts ? + +Les doigts ? ma foy , je oublie les doigts ; mais je me souviendray . Les doigts ? je pense qu'ils sont appell s de fingres ; ouy , de fingres . + +La main , de hand ; les doigts , de fingres . Je pense que je suis le bon escolier . J'ai gagn deux mots d'Anglois vistement . Comment appellez vous les ongles ? + +Lesongles ? nous les appellons , de nails . + +De nails . Escoutez ; dites moy , si je parle bien : de hands , de fingres , et de nails . + +C'est bien dict , madame ; il est fort bon Anglois . + +Dites moy l'Anglois pour le bras . + +De arm , madame . + +Et le coude ? + +De elbow . + +De elbow . Je m'en fais la r p tition de tous les mots que vous m'avez appris d s pr sent . + +Il est trop difficile , madame , comme je pense . + +Excusez moy , Alice ; escoutez : de hand , de fingres , de nails , de arma , de bilbow . + +De elbow , madame . + +O Seigneur Dieu ! je m'en oublie ; de elbow . Comment appellez vous le col ? + +De nick , madame . + +De nick . Et le menton ? + +De chin . + +De sin . Le col , de nick : le menton , de sin . + +Ouy . Sauf vostre honneur , en v rit vous prononcez les mots aussi droict que les natifs d'Angleterre . + +Je ne doute point d'apprendre par la grace de Dieu , et en peu de temps . + +N'avez vous d j oubli ce que je vous ay enseign e ? + +Non , je reciteray vous promptement . +De hand , de fingre , de mails , + +De nails , madame . + +De nails , de arme , de ilbow . + +Sauf vostre honneur , d'elbow . + +Ainsi dis je ; d'elbow , de nick , et de sin . Comment appellez vous le pied et la robe ? + +De foot , madame ; et de coun . + +De foot , et de coun ? O Seigneur Dieu ! ces sont mots de son mauvais , corruptible , gros , et impudique , et non pour les dames d'honneur d'user . Je ne voudrois prononcer ces mots devant les seigneurs de France , pour tout le monde . Foh ! le foot , et le coun . N antmoins je reciterai une autre fois ma le on ensemble : de hand , de fingre , de nails , d'arm , d'elbow , de nick , de sin , de foot , de coun . + +Excellent , madame ! + +C'est assez pour une fois : allons nous diner . + + +'Tis certain , he hath pass'd the river Somme . + +And if he be not fought withal , my lord , +Let us not live in France ; let us quit all , +And give our vineyards to a barbarous people . + +O Dieu vivant ! shall a few sprays of us , +The emptying of our fathers' luxury , +Our scions , put in wild and savage stock , +Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds , +And overlook their grafters ? + +Normans , but bastard Normans , Norman bastards ! +Mort de ma vie ! if they march along +Unfought withal , but I will sell my dukedom , +To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm +In that nook-shotten isle of Albion . + +Dieu de battailes ! where have they this mettle ? +Is not their climate foggy , raw , and dull , +On whom , as in despite , the sun looks pale , +Killing their fruit with frowns ? Can sodden water , +A drench for sur-rein'd jades , their barley-broth , +Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat ? +And shall our quick blood , spirited with wine , +Seem frosty ? O ! for honour of our land , +Let us not hang like roping icicles +Upon our houses' thatch , whiles a more frosty people +Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields ; +Poor we may call them in their native lords . + +By faith and honour , +Our madams mock at us , and plainly say +Our mettle is bred out ; and they will give +Their bodies to the lust of English youth +To new-store France with bastard warriors . + +They bid us to the English dancing-schools , +And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos ; +Saying our grace is only in our heels , +And that we are most lofty runaways . + +Where is Montjoy the herald ? speed him hence : +Let him greet England with our sharp defiance . +Up , princes ! and , with spirit of honour edg'd +More sharper than your swords , hie to the field : +Charles Delabreth , High Constable of France ; +You Dukes of Orleans , Bourbon , and Berri , +Alen on , Brabant , Bar , and Burgundy ; +Jaques Chatillon , Rambures , Vaudemont , +Beaumont , Grandpr , Roussi , and Fauconberg , +Foix , Lestrale , Bouciqualt , and Charolois ; +High dukes , great princes , barons , lords , and knights , +For your great seats now quit you of great shames . +Bar Harry England , that sweeps through our land +With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur : +Rush on his host , as doth the melted snow +Upon the valleys , whose low vassal seat +The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon : +Go down upon him , you have power enough , +And in a captive chariot into Roan +Bring him our prisoner . + +This becomes the great . +Sorry am I his numbers are so few , +His soldiers sick and famish'd in their march , +For I am sure when he shall see our army +He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear , +And for achievement offer us his ransom . + +Therefore , lord constable , haste on Montjoy , +And let him say to England that we send +To know what willing ransom he will give . +Prince Dauphin , you shall stay with us in Roan . + +Not so , I do beseech your majesty . + +Be patient , for you shall remain with us . +Now forth , lord constable and princes all , +And quickly bring us word of England's fall . + + +How now , Captain Fluellen ! come you from the bridge ? + +I assure you , there is very excellent services committed at the pridge . + +Is the Duke of Exeter safe ? + +The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon ; and a man that I love and honour with my soul , and my heart , and my duty , and my life , and my living , and my uttermost power : he is not God be praised and plessed !any hurt in the world ; but keeps the pridge most valiantly , with excellent discipline . There is an aunchient lieutenant there at the pridge , I think , in my very conscience , he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony ; and he is a man of no estimation in the world ; but I did see him do as gallant service . + +What do you call him ? + +He is called Aunchient Pistol . + +I know him not . + + +Here is the man . + +Captain , I thee beseech to do me favours : +The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well . + +Ay , I praise God ; and I have merited some love at his hands . + +Bardolph , a soldier firm and sound of heart , +And of buxom valour , hath , by cruel fate +And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel , +That goddess blind , +That stands upon the rolling restless stone , + +By your patience , Aunchient Pistol . Fortune is painted plind , with a muffler afore her eyes , to signify to you that Fortune is plind : and she is painted also with a wheel , to signify to you , which is the moral of it , that she is turning , and inconstant , and mutability , and variation : and her foot , look you , is fixed upon a spherical stone , which rolls , and rolls , and rolls : in good truth , the poet makes a most excellent description of it : Fortune is an excellent moral . + +Fortune is Bardolph's foe , and frowns on him ; +For he hath stol'n a pax , and hanged must a' be , +A damned death ! +Let gallows gape for dog , let man go free +And let not hemp his wind-pipe suffocate . +But Exeter hath given the doom of death +For pax of little price . +Therefore , go speak ; the duke will hear thy voice ; +And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut +With edge of penny cord and vile reproach : +Speak , captain , for his life , and I will thee requite . + +Aunchient Pistol , I do partly understand your meaning . + +Why then , rejoice therefore . + +Certainly , aunchient , it is not a thing to rejoice at ; for , if , look you , he were my brother , I would desire the duke to use his good pleasure and put him to execution ; for discipline ought to be used . + +Die and be damn'd ; and figo for thy friendship ! + +It is well . + +The fig of Spain ! + + +Very good . + +Why , this is an arrant counterfeit rascal : I remember him now ; a bawd , a cutpurse . + +I'll assure you a' uttered as prave words at the pridge as you shall see in a summer's day . But it is very well ; what he has spoke to me , that is well , I warrant you , when time is serve . + +Why , 'tis a gull , a fool , a rogue , that now and then goes to the wars to grace himself at his return into London under the form of a soldier . And such fellows are perfect in the great commanders' names , and they will learn you by rote where services were done ; at such and such a sconce , at such a breach , at such a convoy ; who came off bravely , who was shot , who disgraced , what terms the enemy stood on ; and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war , which they trick up with new-tuned oaths : and what a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will do among foaming bottles and ale-washed wits , is wonderful to be thought on . But you must learn to know such slanders of the age , or else you may be marvellously mistook . + +I tell you what , Captain Gower ; I do perceive , he is not the man that he would gladly make show to the world he is : if I find a hole in his coat I will tell him my mind . + +Hark you , the king is coming ; and I must speak with him from the pridgo . + + +God pless your majesty ! + +How now , Fluellen ! cam'st thou from the bridge ? + +Ay , so please your majesty . The Duke of Exeter hath very gallantly maintained the pridge : the French is gone off , look you , and there is gallant and most prave passages . Marry , th' athversary was have possession of the pridge , but he is enforced to retire , and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge . I can tell your majesty the duke is a prave man . + +What men have you lost , Fluellen ? + +The perdition of th' athversary hath been very great , reasonable great : marry , for my part , I think the duke hath lost never a man but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church ; one Bardolph , if your majesty know the man : his face is all bubukles , and whelks , and knobs , and flames o' fire ; and his lips blows at his nose , and it is like a coal of fire , sometimes plue and sometimes red ; but his nose is executed , and his fire's out . + +We would have all such offenders so cut off : and we give express charge that in our marches through the country there be nothing compelled from the villages , nothing taken but paid for , none of the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language ; for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom , the gentler gamester is the soonest winner . + + +You know me by my habit . + +Well then I know thee : what shall I know of thee ? + +My master's mind . + +Unfold it . + +Thus says my king : Say thou to Harry of England : Though we seemed dead , we did but sleep : advantage is a better soldier than rashness . Tell him , we could have rebuked him at Harfleur , but that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were full ripe : now we speak upon our cue , and our voice is imperial : England shall repent his folly , see his weakness , and admire our sufferance . Bid him therefore consider of his ransom ; which must proportion the losses we have borne , the subjects we have lost , the disgrace we have digested ; which , in weight to re-answer , his pettiness would bow under . For our losses , his exchequer is too poor ; for the effusion of our blood , the muster of his kingdom too faint a number ; and for our disgrace , his own person , kneeling at our feet , but a weak and worthless satisfaction . To this add defiance : and tell him , for conclusion , he hath betrayed his followers , whose condemnation is pronounced . So far my king and master , so much my office . + +What is thy name ? I know thy quality . + +Montjoy . + +Thou dost thy office fairly . Turn thee back , +And tell thy king I do not seek him now , +But could be willing to march on to Calais +Without impeachment ; for , to say the sooth , +Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much +Unto an enemy of craft and vantage , +My people are with sickness much enfeebled , +My numbers lessen'd , and those few I have +Almost no better than so many French : +Who , when they were in health , I tell thee , herald , +I thought upon one pair of English legs +Did march three Frenchmen . Yet , forgive me , God , +That I do brag thus ! this your air of France +Hath blown that vice in me ; I must repent . +Go therefore , tell thy master here I am : +My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk , +My army but a weak and sickly guard ; +Yet , God before , tell him we will come on , +Though France himself and such another neighbour +Stand in our way . There's for thy labour , Montjoy . +Go , bid thy master well advise himself : +If we may pass , we will ; if we be hinder'd , +We shall your tawny ground with your red blood +Discolour : and so , Montjoy , fare you well . +The sum of all our answer is but this : +We would not seek a battle as we are ; +Nor , as we are , we say we will not shun it : +So tell your master . + +I shall deliver so . Thanks to your highness . + + +I hope they will not come upon us now . + +We are in God's hand , brother , not in theirs . +March to the bridge ; it now draws toward night : +Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves , +And on to-morrow bid them march away . + + +Tut ! I have the best armour of the world . Would it were day ! + +You have an excellent armour ; but let my horse have his due . + +It is the best horse of Europe . + +Will it never be morning ? + +My Lord of Orleans , and my lord high constable , you talk of horse and armour + +You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world . + +What a long night is this ! I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns . a , ha ! He bounds from the earth as if his entrails were hairs : le cheval volant , the Pegasus , qui a les narines de feu ! When I bestride him , I soar , I am a hawk : he trots the air ; the earth sings when he touches it ; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes . + +He's of the colour of the nutmeg . + +And of the heat of the ginger . It is a beast for Perseus : he is pure air and fire ; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts him : he is indeed a horse ; and all other jades you may call beasts . + +Indeed , my lord , it is a most absolute and excellent horse . + +It is the prince of palfreys ; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch and his countenance enforces homage . + +No more , cousin . + +Nay , the man hath no wit that cannot , from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb , vary deserved praise on my palfrey : it is a theme as fluent as the sea ; turn the sands into eloquent tongues , and my horse is argument for them all . 'Tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on , and for a sovereign's sovereign to ride on ; and for the world familiar to us , and unknown to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at him . I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus : 'Wonder of nature !' + +I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress . + +Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser ; for my horse is my mistress . + +Your mistress bears well . + +Me well ; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a good and particular mistress . + +Ma foi , methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook your back . + +So perhaps did yours . + +Mine was not bridled . + +O ! then belike she was old and gentle ; and you rode , like a kern of Ireland , your French hose off and in your straight strossers . + +You have good judgment in horsemanship . + +Be warned by me , then : they that ride so , and ride not warily , fall into foul bogs . I had rather have my horse to my mistress . + +I had as lief have my mistress a jade . + +I tell thee , constable , my mistress wears his own hair . + +I could make as true a boast as that if I had a sow to my mistress . + +Le chien est retourn son propre vomissement , et la truie lav e au bourbier : thou makest use of any thing . + +Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress : or any such proverb so little kin to the purpose . + +My lord constable , the armour that I saw in your tent to-night , are those stars or suns upon it ? + +Stars , my lord . + +Some of them will fall to-morrow , I hope . + +And yet my sky shall not want . + +That may be , for you bear a many superfluously , and 'twere more honour some were away . + +Even as your horse bears your praises ; who would trot as well were some of your brags dismounted . + +Would I were able to load him with his desert ! Will it never be day ? I will trot to-morrow a mile , and my way shall be paved with English faces . + +I will not say so for fear I should be faced out of my way . But I would it were morning , for I would fain be about the ears of the English . + +Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners ? + +You must first go yourself to hazard , ere you have them . + +'Tis midnight : I'll go arm myself . + + +The Dauphin longs for morning . + +He longs to eat the English . + +I think he will eat all he kills . + +By the white hand of my lady , he's a gallant prince . + +Swear by her foot , that she may tread out the oath . + +He is simply the most active gentleman of France . + +Doing is activity , and he will still be doing . + +He never did harm , that I heard of . + +Nor will do none to-morrow : he will keep that good name still . + +I know him to be valiant . + +I was told that by one that knows him better than you . + +What's he ? + +Marry , he told me so himself ; and he said he cared not who knew it . + +He needs not ; it is no hidden virtue in him . + +By my faith , sir , but it is ; never any body saw it but his lackey : 'tis a hooded valour ; and when it appears , it will bate . + +'Ill will never said well .' + +I will cap that proverb with 'There is flattery in friendship .' + +And I will take up that with 'Give the devil his due .' + +Well placed : there stands your friend for the devil : have at the very eye of that proverb , with 'A pox of the devil .' + +You are the better at proverbs , by how much 'A fool's bolt is soon shot .' + +You have shot over . + +'Tis not the first time you were overshot . + + +My lord high constable , the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your tents . + +Who hath measured the ground ? + +The Lord Grandpr . + +A valiant and most expert gentleman . Would it were day ! Alas ! poor Harry of England , he longs not for the dawning as we do . + +What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of England , to mope with his fatbrained followers so far out of his knowledge ! + +If the English had any apprehension they would run away . + +That they lack ; for if their heads had any intellectual armour they could never wear such heavy head-pieces . + +That island of England breeds very valiant creatures : their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage . + +Foolish curs ! that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear and have their heads crushed like rotten apples . You may as well say that's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion . + +Just , just ; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs in robustious and rough coming on , leaving their wits with their wives : and then give them great meals of beef and iron and steel , they will eat like wolves and fight like devils . + +Ay , but these English are shrewdly out of beef . + +Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs to eat and none to fight . Now is it time to arm ; come , shall we about it ? + +It is now two o'clock : but , let me see , by ten +We shall have each a hundred Englishmen . + + +Now entertain conjecture of a time +When creeping murmur and the poring dark +Fills the wide vessel of the universe . +From camp to camp , through the foul womb of night , +The hum of either army stilly sounds , +That the fix'd sentinels almost receive +The secret whispers of each other's watch : +Fire answers fire , and through their paly flames +Each battle sees the other's umber'd face : +Steed threatens steed , in high and boastful neighs +Piercing the night's dull ear ; and from the tents +The armourers , accomplishing the knights , +With busy hammers closing rivets up , +Give dreadful note of preparation . +The country cocks do crow , the clocks do toll , +And the third hour of drowsy morning name . +Proud of their numbers , and secure in soul , +The confident and over-lusty French +Do the low-rated English play at dice ; +And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night +Who , like a foul and ugly witch , doth limp +So tediously away . The poor condemned English , +Like sacrifices , by their watchful fires +Sit patiently , and inly ruminate +The morning's danger , and their gesture sad +Investing lank-lean cheeks and war-worn coats +Presenteth them unto the gazing moon +So many horrid ghosts . O ! now , who will behold +The royal captain of this ruin'd band +Walking from watch to watch , from tent to tent , +Let him cry 'Praise and glory on his head !' +For forth he goes and visits all his host , +Bids them good morrow with a modest smile , +And calls them brothers , friends , and countrymen . +Upon his royal face there is no note +How dread an army hath enrounded him ; +Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour +Unto the weary and all-watched night : +But freshly looks and overbears attaint +With cheerful semblance and sweet majesty ; +That every wretch , pining and pale before , +Beholding him , plucks comfort from his looks , +A largess universal , like the sun +His liberal eye doth give to every one , +Thawing cold fear . Then mean and gentle all , +Behold , as may unworthiness define , +A little touch of Harry in the night . +And so our scene must to the battle fly ; +Where ,O for pity ,we shall much disgrace , +With four or five most vile and ragged foils , +Right ill dispos'd in brawl ridiculous , +The name of Agincourt . Yet sit and see ; +Minding true things by what their mockeries be . + +Gloucester , 'tis true that we are in great danger ; +The greater therefore should our courage be . +Good morrow , brother Bedford . God Almighty ! +There is some soul of goodness in things evil , +Would men observingly distil it out ; +For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers , +Which is both healthful , and good husbandry : +Besides , they are our outward consciences , +And preachers to us all ; admonishing +That we should dress us fairly for our end . +Thus may we gather honey from the weed , +And make a moral of the devil himself . + + +Good morrow , old Sir Thomas Erpingham : +A good soft pillow for that good white head + +Were better than a churlish turf of France . + +Not so , my liege : this lodging likes me better , +Since I may say , 'Now lie I like a king .' + +'Tis good for men to love their present pains +Upon example ; so the spirit is eas'd : +And when the mind is quicken'd , out of doubt , +The organs , though defunct and dead before , +Break up their drowsy grave , and newly move +With casted slough and fresh legerity . +Lend me thy cloak , Sir Thomas . Brothers both , +Commend me to the princes in our camp ; +Do my good morrow to them ; and anon +Desire them all to my pavilion . + +We shall , my liege . + + +Shall I attend your Grace ? + +No , my good knight ; +Go with my brothers to my lords of England : +I and my bosom must debate awhile , +And then I would no other company . + +The Lord in heaven bless thee , noble Harry ! + + +God-a-mercy , old heart ! thou speak'st cheerfully . + + +Qui va l ? + +A friend . + +Discuss unto me ; art thou officer ? +Or art thou base , common and popular ? + +I am a gentleman of a company . + +Trail'st thou the puissant pike ? + +Even so . What are you ? + +As good a gentleman as the emperor . + +Then you are a better than the king . + +The king's a bawcock , and a heart of gold , +A lad of life , an imp of fame : +Of parents good , of fist most valiant : +I kiss his dirty shoe , and from my heart-string +I love the lovely bully . What's thy name ? + +Harry le Roy . + +Le Roy ! a Cornish name : art thou of Cornish crew ? + +No , I am a Welshman . + +Know'st thou Fluellen ? + +Yes . + +Tell him , I'll knock his leek about his pate +Upon Saint Davy's day . + +Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day , lest he knock that about yours . + +Art thou his friend ? + +And his kinsman too . + +The figo for thee then ! + +I thank you . God be with you ! + +My name is Pistol called . + + +It sorts well with your fierceness . + +Captain Fluellen ! + +Sol in the name of Cheshu Christ , speak lower . It is the greatest admiration in the universal world , when the true and auncient prerogatifes and laws of the wars is not kept . If you would take the pains but to examine the wars of Pompey the Great , you shall find , I warrant you , that there is no tiddle-taddle nor pibble-pabble in Pompey's camp ; I warrant you , you shall find the ceremonies of the wars , and the cares of it , and the forms of it , and the sobriety of it , and the modesty of it , to be otherwise . + +Why , the enemy is loud ; you heard him all night . + +If the enemy is an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb , is it meet , think you , that we should also , look you , be an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb , in your own conscience now ? + +I will speak lower . + +I pray you and peseech you that you will . + + +Though it appear a little out of fashion , +There is much care and valour in this Welshman . + + +Brother John Bates , is not that the morning which breaks yonder ? + +I think it be ; but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day . + +We see yonder the beginning of the day , but I think we shall never see the end of it . Who goes there ? + +A friend . + +Under what captain serve you ? + +Under Sir Thomas Erpingham . + +A good old commander and a most kind gentleman : I pray you , what thinks he of our estate ? + +Even as men wracked upon a sand , that look to be washed off the next tide . + +He hath not told his thought to the king ? + +No ; nor it is not meet he should . For , though I speak it to you , I think the king is but a man , as I am : the violet smells to him as it doth to me ; the element shows to him as it doth to me ; all his senses have but human conditions : his ceremonies laid by , in his nakedness he appears but a man ; and though his affections are higher mounted than ours , yet when they stoop , they stoop with the like wing . Therefore when he sees reason of fears , as we do , his fears , out of doubt , be of the same relish as ours are : yet , in reason , no man should possess him with any appearance of fear , lest he , by showing it , should dishearten his army . + +He may show what outward courage he will , but I believe , as cold a night as 'tis , he could wish himself in Thames up to the neck , and so I would he were , and I by him , at all adventures , so we were quit here . + +By my troth , I will speak my conscience of the king : I think he would not wish himself any where but where he is . + +Then I would he were here alone ; so should he be sure to be ransomed , and a many poor men's lives saved . + +I dare say you love him not so ill to wish him here alone , howsoever you speak this to feel other men's minds . Methinks I could not die any where so contented as in the king's company , his cause being just and his quarrel honourable . + +That's more than we know . + +Ay , or more than we should seek after ; for we know enough if we know we are the king's subjects . If his cause be wrong , our obedience to the king wipes the crime of it out of us . + +But if the cause be not good , the king himself hath a heavy reckoning to make ; when all those legs and arms and heads , chopped off in a battle , shall join together at the latter day , and cry all , 'We died at such a place ;' some swearing , some crying for a surgeon , some upon their wives left poor behind them , some upon the debts they owe , some upon their children rawly left . I am afeard there are few die well that die in a battle ; for how can they charitably dispose of any thing when blood is their argument ? Now , if these men do not die well , it will be a black matter for the king that led them to it , whom to disobey were against all proportion of subjection . + +So , if a son that is by his father sent about merchandise do sinfully miscarry upon the sea , the imputation of his wickedness , by your rule , should be imposed upon his father that sent him : or if a servant , under his master's command transporting a sum of money , be assailed by robbers and die in many irreconciled iniquities , you may call the business of the master the author of the servant's damnation . But this is not so : the king is not bound to answer the particular endings of his soldiers , the father of his son , nor the master of his servant ; for they purpose not their death when they purpose their services . Besides , there is no king , be his cause never so spotless , if it come to the arbitrement of swords , can try it out with all unspotted soldiers . Some , peradventure , have on them the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder ; some , of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of perjury ; some , making the wars their bulwark , that have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with pillage and robbery . Now , if these men have defeated the law and outrun native punishment , though they can outstrip men , they have no wings to fly from God : war is his beadle , war is his vengeance ; so that here men are punished for before-breach of the king's laws in now the king's quarrel : where they feared the death they have borne life away , and where they would be safe they perish . Then , if they die unprovided , no more is the king guilty of their damnation than he was before guilty of those impieties for the which they are now visited . Every subject's duty is the king's ; but every subject's soul is his own . Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man in his bed , wash every mote out of his conscience ; and dying so , death is to him advantage ; or not dying , the time was blessedly lost wherein such preparation was gained : and in him that escapes , it were not sin to think , that making God so free an offer , he let him outlive that day to see his greatness , and to teach others how they should prepare . + +'Tis certain , every man that dies ill , the ill upon his own head : the king is not to answer it . + +I do not desire he should answer for me ; and yet I determine to fight lustily for him . + +I myself heard the king say he would not be ransomed . + +Ay , he said so , to make us fight cheerfully ; but when our throats are cut he may be ransomed , and we ne'er the wiser . + +If I live to see it , I will never trust his word after . + +You pay him then . That's a perilous shot out of an elder-gun , that a poor and a private displeasure can do against a monarch . You may as well go about to turn the sun to ice with fanning in his face with a peacock's feather . You'll never trust his word after ! come , 'tis a foolish saying . + +Your reproof is something too round ; I should be angry with you if the time were convenient . + +Let it be a quarrel between us , if you live . + +I embrace it . + +How shall I know thee again ? + +Give me any gage of thine , and I will wear it in my bonnet : then , if ever thou darest acknowledge it , I will make it my quarrel . + +Here's my glove : give me another of thine . + +There . + +This will I also wear in my cap : if ever thou come to me and say after to-morrow , 'This is my glove ,' by this hand I will take thee a box on the ear . + +If ever I live to see it , I will challenge it . + +Thou darest as well be hanged . + +Well , I will do it , though I take thee in the king's company . + +Keep thy word : fare thee well . + +Be friends , you English fools , be friends : we have French quarrels enow , if you could tell how to reckon . + +Indeed , the French may lay twenty French crowns to one , they will beat us ; for they bear them on their shoulders : but it is no English treason to cut French crowns , and to-morrow the king himself will be a clipper . + +Upon the king ! let us our lives , our souls , +Our debts , our careful wives , +Our children , and our sins lay on the king ! +We must bear all . O hard condition ! +Twin-born with greatness , subject to the breath +Of every fool , whose sense no more can feel +But his own wringing . What infinite heart's ease +Must kings neglect that private men enjoy ! +And what have kings that privates have not too , +Save ceremony , save general ceremony ? +And what art thou , thou idle ceremony ? +What kind of god art thou , that suffer'st more +Of mortal griefs than do thy worshippers ? +What are thy rents ? what are thy comings-in ? +O ceremony ! show me but thy worth : +What is thy soul of adoration ? +Art thou aught else but place , degree , and form , +Creating awe and fear in other men ? +Wherein thou art less happy , being fear'd , +Than they in fearing . +What drink'st thou oft , instead of homage sweet , +But poison'd flattery ? O ! be sick , great greatness , +And bid thy ceremony give thee cure . +Think'st thou the fiery fever will go out +With titles blown from adulation ? +Will it give place to flexure and low-bending ? +Canst thou , when thou command'st the beggar's knee , +Command the health of it ? No , thou proud dream , +That play'st so subtly with a king's repose ; +I am a king that find thee ; and I know +'Tis not the balm , the sceptre and the ball , +The sword , the mace , the crown imperial , +The intertissued robe of gold and pearl , +The farced title running 'fore the king , +The throne he sits on , nor the tide of pomp +That beats upon the high shore of this world , +No , not all these , thrice-gorgeous ceremony , +Not all these , laid in bed majestical , +Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave , +Who with a body fill'd and vacant mind +Gets him to rest , cramm'd with distressful bread ; +Never sees horrid night , the child of hell , +But , like a lackey , from the rise to set +Sweats in the eye of Ph bus , and all night +Sleeps in Elysium ; next day after dawn , +Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse , +And follows so the ever-running year +With profitable labour to his grave : +And , but for ceremony , such a wretch , +Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep , +Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king . +The slave , a member of the country's peace , +Enjoys it ; but in gross brain little wots +What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace , +Whose hours the peasant best advantages . + + +My lord , your nobles , jealous of your absence , +Seek through your camp to find you . + +Good old knight , +Collect them all together at my tent : +I'll be before thee . + +I shall do't , my lord . + + +O God of battles ! steel my soldiers' hearts ; +Possess them not with fear ; take from them now +The sense of reckoning , if the opposed numbers +Pluck their hearts from them . Not to-day , O Lord ! +O ! not to-day , think not upon the fault +My father made in compassing the crown . +I Richard's body have interr'd anew , +And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears +Than from it issu'd forced drops of blood . +Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay , +Who twice a day their wither'd hands hold up +Toward heaven , to pardon blood ; and I have built +Two chantries , where the sad and solemn priests +Sing still for Richard's soul . More will I do ; +Though all that I can do is nothing worth , +Since that my penitence comes after all , +Imploring pardon . + + +My liege ! + +My brother Gloucester's voice ! Ay ; +I know thy errand , I will go with thee : +The day , my friends , and all things stay for me . + + +The sun doth gild our armour : up , my lords ! + +Montez cheval ! My horse ! varlet ! lacquais ! ha ! + +O brave spirit ! + +Via ! les eaux et la terre ! + +Rien puis ? l'air et le feu . + +Ciel ! cousin Orleans . + +Now , my lord constable ! + +Hark how our steeds for present service neigh ! + +Mount them , and make incision in their hides , +That their hot blood may spin in English eyes , +And dout them with superfluous courage : ha ! + +What ! will you have them weep our horses' blood ? +How shall we then behold their natural tears ? + + +The English are embattail'd , you French peers . + +To horse , you gallant princes ! straight to horse ! +Do but behold yon poor and starved band , +And your fair show shall suck away their souls , +Leaving them but the shales and husks of men . +There is not work enough for all our hands ; +Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins +To give each naked curtal-axe a stain , +That our French gallants shall to-day draw out , +And sheathe for lack of sport : let us but blow on them , +The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them . +'Tis positive 'gainst all exceptions , lords , +That our superfluous lackeys and our peasants , +Who in unnecessary action swarm +About our squares of battle , were enow +To purge this field of such a hilding foe , +Though we upon this mountain's basis by +Took stand for idle speculation : +But that our honours must not . What's to say ? +A very little little let us do , +And all is done . Then let the trumpets sound +The tucket sonance and the note to mount : +For our approach shall so much dare the field , +That England shall couch down in fear and yield . + + +Why do you stay so long , my lords of France ? +Yon island carrions desperate of their bones , +Ill-favour'dly become the morning field : +Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose , +And our air shakes them passing scornfully : +Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host , +And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps : +The horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks , +With torch-staves in their hand ; and their poor jades +Lob down their heads , dropping the hides and hips , +The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes , +And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal bit +Lies foul with chew'd grass , still and motionless ; +And their executors , the knavish crows , +Fly o'er them , all impatient for their hour . +Description cannot suit itself in words +To demonstrate the life of such a battle +In life so lifeless as it shows itself . + +They have said their prayers , and they stay for death . + +Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits , +And give their fasting horses provender , +And after fight with them ? + +I stay but for my guard : on , to the field ! +I will the banner from a trumpet take , +And use it for my haste . Come , come , away ! +The sun is high , and we outwear the day . + + +Where is the king ? + +The king himself is rode to view their battle . + +Of fighting men they have full three-score thousand . + +There's five to one ; besides , they all are fresh . + +God's arm strike with us ! 'tis a fearful odds . +God be wi' you , princes all ; I'll to my charge : +If we no more meet till we meet in heaven , +Then , joyfully , my noble Lord of Bedford , +My dear Lord Gloucester , and my good Lord Exeter , +And my kind kinsman , warriors all , adieu ! + +Farewell , good Salisbury ; and good luck go with thee ! + +Farewell , kind lord . Fight valiantly to-day : +And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it , +For thou art fram'd of the firm truth of valour . + + +He is as full of valour as of kindness ; +Princely in both . + + +O ! that we now had here +But one ten thousand of those men in England +That do no work to-day . + +What's he that wishes so ? +My cousin Westmoreland ? No , my fair cousin : +If we are mark'd to die , we are enow +To do our country loss ; and if to live , +The fewer men , the greater share of honour . +God's will ! I pray thee , wish not one man more . +By Jove , I am not covetous for gold , +Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost ; +It yearns me not if men my garments wear ; +Such outward things dwell not in my desires : +But if it be a sin to covet honour , +I am the most offending soul alive . +No , faith , my coz , wish not a man from England : +God's peace ! I would not lose so great an honour +As one man more , methinks , would share from me , +For the best hope I have . O ! do not wish one more : +Rather proclaim it , Westmoreland , through my host , +That he which hath no stomach to this fight , +Let him depart ; his passport shall be made , +And crowns for convoy put into his purse : +We would not die in that man's company +That fears his fellowship to die with us . +This day is call'd the feast of Crispian : +He that outlives this day , and comes safe home , +Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd , +And rouse him at the name of Crispian . +He that shall live this day , and see old age , +Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours , +And say , 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian :' +Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars , +And say , 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day .' +Old men forget : yet all shall be forgot , +But he'll remember with advantages +What feats he did that day . Then shall our names , +Familiar in his mouth as household words , +Harry the king , Bedford and Exeter , +Warwick and Talbot , Salisbury and Gloucester , +Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd . +This story shall the good man teach his son ; +And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by , +From this day to the ending of the world , +But we in it shall be remembered ; +We few , we happy few , we band of brothers ; +For he to-day that sheds his blood with me +Shall be my brother ; be he ne'er so vile +This day shall gentle his condition : +And gentlemen in England , now a-bed +Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here , +And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks +That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day . + + +My sov'reign lord , bestow yourself with speed : +The French are bravely in their battles set , +And will with all expedience charge on us . + +All things are ready , if our minds be so . + +Perish the man whose mind is backward now ! + +Thou dost not wish more help from England , coz ? + +God's will ! my liege , would you and I alone , +Without more help , could fight this royal battle ! + +Why , now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men ; +Which likes me better than to wish us one . +You know your places : God be with you all ! + + +Once more I come to know of thee , King Harry , +If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound , +Before thy most assured overthrow : +For certainly thou art so near the gulf +Thou needs must be englutted . Besides , in mercy , +The constable desires thee thou wilt mind +Thy followers of repentance ; that their souls +May make a peaceful and a sweet retire +From off these fields , where , wretches , their poor bodies +Must lie and fester . + +Who hath sent thee now ? + +The Constable of France . + +I pray thee , bear my former answer back : +Bid them achieve me and then sell my bones . +Good God ! why should they mock poor fellows thus ? +The man that once did sell the lion's skin +While the beast liv'd , was kill'd with hunting him . +A many of our bodies shall no doubt +Find native graves ; upon the which , I trust , +Shall witness live in brass of this day's work ; +And those that leave their valiant bones in France , +Dying like men , though buried in your dung-hills , +They shall be fam'd ; for there the sun shall greet them , +And draw their honours reeking up to heaven , +Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime , +The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France . +Mark then abounding valour in our English , +That being dead , like to the bullet's grazing , +Break out into a second course of mischief , +Killing in relapse of mortality . +Let me speak proudly : tell the constable , +We are but warriors for the working-day ; +Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd +With rainy marching in the painful field ; +There's not a piece of feather in our host +Good argument , I hope , we will not fly +And time hath worn us into slovenry : +But , by the mass , our hearts are in the trim ; +And my poor soldiers tell me , yet ere night +They'll be in fresher robes , or they will pluck +The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads , +And turn them out of service . If they do this , +As , if God please , they shall ,my ransom then +Will soon be levied . Herald , save thou thy labour ; +Come thou no more for ransom , gentle herald : +They shall have none , I swear , but these my joints ; +Which if they have as I will leave 'em them , +Shall yield them little , tell the constable . + +I shall , King Harry . And so , fare thee well : +Thou never shalt hear herald any more . + + +I fear thou'lt once more come again for ransom . + + +My lord , most humbly on my knee I beg +The leading of the vaward . + +Take it , brave York . Now , soldiers , march away : +And how thou pleasest , God , dispose the day ! + + +Yield , cur ! + +Je pense que vous estes le gentilhomme de bonne qualit . + +Quality ? Calen O custure me ! Art thou a gentleman ? +What is thy name ? discuss . + +O Seigneur Dieu ! + +O Signieur Dew should be a gentleman : +Perpend my words , O Signieur Dew , and mark : +O Signieur Dew , thou diest on point of fox +Except , O signieur , thou do give to me +Egregious ransom . + +O , prenez misericorde ! ayez piti de moy ! + +Moy shall not serve ; I will have forty moys ; +Or I will fetch thy rim out at thy throat +In drops of crimson blood . + +Est-il impossible d'eschapper la force de ton bras ? + +Brass , cur ! +Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat , +Offer'st me brass ? + +O pardonnez moy ! + +Sayst thou me so ? is that a ton of moys ? +Come hither , boy : ask me this slave in French +What is his name . + +Escoutez : comment estes vous appell ? + +Monsieur le Fer . + +He says his name is Master Fer . + +Master Fer ! I'll fer him , and firk him , and ferret him . Discuss the same in French unto him . + +I do not know the French for fer , and ferret , and firk . + +Bid him prepare , for I will cut his throat . + +Que dit-il , monsieur ? + +Il me commande vous dire que vous faites vous prest ; car ce soldat icy est dispos tout cette heure de couper vostre gorge . + +Ouy , cuppele gorge , permafoy . +Peasant , unless thou give me crowns , brave crowns ; +Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword . + +O ! je vous supplie pour l'amour de +Dieu , me pardonner ! Je suis le gentilhomme de bonne maison : gardez ma vie , et je vous donneray deux cents escus . + +What are his words ? + +He prays you to save his life : he is a gentleman of a good house ; and , for his ransom he will give you two hundred crowns . + +Tell him , my fury shall abate , and I +The crowns will take . + +Petit monsieur , que dit-il ? + +Encore qu'il est contre son jurement de pardonner aucan prisonnier ; neant-moins , pour les escus que vous l'avez promis , il est content de vous donner la liberte , le franchisement . + +Sur mes genoux , je vous donne mille remerciemens ; et je m'estime heureux que je suis tomb entre les mains d'un chevalier , je pense , le plus brave , valiant , et tr s distingu seigneur d'Angleterre . + +Expound unto me , boy . + +He gives you , upon his knees , a thousand thanks ; and he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into the hands of one as he thinks the most brave , valorous , and thrice-worthy signieur of England . + +As I suck blood , I will some mercy show . +Follow me ! + + +Suivez vous le grand capitaine . I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart : but the saying is true , 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound .' Bardolph and Nym had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i' the old play , that every one may pare his nails with a wooden dagger ; and they are both hanged ; and so would this be if he durst steal anything adventurously . I must stay with the lackeys , with the luggage of our camp : the French might have a good prey of us , if he knew of it ; for there is none to guard it but boys . + + +O seigneur ! le jour est perdu ! tout est perdu ! + +Mort de ma vie ! all is confounded , all ! +Reproach and everlasting shame +Sit mocking in our plumes . O meschante fortune ! +Do not run away . + + +Why , all our ranks are broke . + +O perdurable shame ! let's stab ourselves . +Be these the wretches that we play'd at dice for ? + +Is this the king we sent to for his ransom ? + +Shame , and eternal shame , nothing but shame ! +Let's die in honour ! once more back again ; +And he that will not follow Bourbon now , +Let him go hence , and with his cap in hand , +Like a base pander , hold the chamber-door +Whilst by a slave , no gentler than my dog , +His fairest daughter is contaminated . + +Disorder , that hath spoil'd us , friend us now ! +Let us on heaps go offer up our lives . + +We are enough yet living in the field +To smother up the English in our throngs , +If any order might be thought upon . + +The devil take order now ! I'll to the throng : +Let life be short , else shame will be too long . + + +Well have we done , thrice-valiant countrymen : +But all's not done ; yet keep the French the field . + +The Duke of York commends him to your majesty . + +Lives he , good uncle ? thrice within this hour +I saw him down ; thrice up again , and fighting ; +From helmet to the spur all blood he was . + +In which array , brave soldier , doth he lie , +Larding the plain ; and by his bloody side , +Yoke-fellow to his honour-owing wounds , +The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies . +Suffolk first died : and York , all haggled over , +Comes to him , where in gore he lay insteep'd , +And takes him by the beard , kisses the gashes +That bloodily did yawn upon his face ; +And cries aloud , 'Tarry , dear cousin Suffolk ! +My soul shall thine keep company to heaven ; +Tarry , sweet soul , for mine , then fly abreast , +As in this glorious and well-foughten field , +We kept together in our chivalry !' +Upon these words I came and cheer'd him up : +He smil'd me in the face , raught me his hand , +And with a feeble gripe says , 'Dear my lord , +Commend my service to my sovereign .' +So did he turn , and over Suffolk's neck +He threw his wounded arm , and kiss'd his lips ; +And so espous'd to death , with blood he seal'd +A testament of noble-ending love . +The pretty and sweet manner of it forc'd +Those waters from me which I would have stopp'd ; +But I had not so much of man in me , +And all my mother came into mine eyes +And gave me up to tears . + +I blame you not ; +For , hearing this , I must perforce compound +With mistful eyes , or they will issue too . + +But hark ! what new alarum is this same ? +The French have reinforc'd their scatter'd men : +Then every soldier kill his prisoners ! +Give the word through . + + +Kill the poys and the luggage ! 'tis expressly against the law of arms : 'tis as arrant a piece of knavery , mark you now , as can be offer't : in your conscience now , is it not ? + +'Tis certain , there's not a boy left alive ; and the cowardly rascals that ran from the battle have done this slaughter : besides , they have burned and carried away all that was in the king's tent ; wherefore the king most worthily hath caused every soldier to cut his prisoner's throat . O ! 'tis a gallant king . + +Ay , he was porn at Monmouth , Captain Gower . What call you the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born ? + +Alexander the Great . + +Why , I pray you , is not pig great ? The pig , or the great , or the mighty , or the huge , or the magnanimous , are all one reckonings , save the phrase is a little variations . + +I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon : his father was called Philip of Macedon , as I take it . + +I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn . I tell you , captain , if you look in the maps of the 'orld , I warrant you sall find , in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth , that the situations , look you , is both alike . There is a river in Macedon , and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth : it is called Wye at Monmouth ; but it is out of my prains what is the name of the other river ; but 'tis all one , 'tis alike as my fingers is to my fingers , and there is salmons in both . If you mark Alexander's life well , Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it indifferent well ; for there is figures in all things . Alexander ,God knows , and you know ,in his rages , and his furies , and his wraths , and his cholers , and his moods , and his displeasures , and his indignations , and also being a little intoxicates in his prains , did , in his ales and his angers , look you , kill his pest friend , Cleitus . + +Our king is not like him in that : he never killed any of his friends . + +It is not well done , mark you now , to take the tales out of my mouth , ere it is made and finished . I speak but in the figures and comparisons of it : as Alexander killed his friend Cleitus , being in his ales and his cups , so also Harry Monmouth , being in his right wits and his good judgments , turned away the fat knight with the great belly-doublet : he was full of jests , and gipes , and knaveries , and mocks ; I have forgot his name . + +Sir John Falstaff . + +That is he . I'll tell you , there is goot men porn at Monmouth . + +Here comes his majesty . + +I was not angry since I came to France +Until this instant . Take a trumpet , herald ; +Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill : +If they will fight with us , bid them come down , +Or void the field ; they do offend our sight . +If they'll do neither , we will come to them , +And make them skirr away , as swift as stones +Enforced from the old Assyrian slings . +Besides , we'll cut the throats of those we have , +And not a man of them that we shall take +Shall taste our mercy . Go and tell them so . + + +Here comes the herald of the French , my liege . + +His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be . + +How now ! what means this , herald ? know'st thou not +That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom ? +Com'st thou again for ransom ? + +No , great king . +I come to thee for charitable licence , +That we may wander o'er this bloody field +To book our dead , and then to bury them ; +To sort our nobles from our common men ; +For many of our princes woe the while ! +Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood ; +So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs +In blood of princes ; and their wounded steeds +Fret fetlock-deep in gore , and with wild rage +Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters , +Killing them twice . O ! give us leave , great king , +To view the field in safety and dispose +Of their dead bodies . + +I tell thee truly , herald , +I know not if the day be ours or no ; +For yet a many of your horsemen peer +And gallop o'er the field . + +The day is yours . + +Praised be God , and not our strength , for it ! +What is this castle call'd that stands hard by ? + +They call it Agincourt . + +Then call we this the field of Agincourt , +Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus . + +Your grandfather of famous memory , an't please your majesty , and your great-uncle Edward the Plack Prince of Wales , as I have read in the chronicles , fought a most prave pattle here in France . + +They did , Fluellen . + +Your majesty says very true . If your majesties is remembered of it , the Welshmen did good service in a garden where leeks did grow , wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps ; which , your majesty know , to this hour is an honourable badge of the service ; and I do believe , your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day . + +I wear it for a memorable honour ; For I am Welsh , you know , good countryman . + +All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesty's Welsh plood out of your pody , I can tell you that : Got pless it and preserve it , as long as it pleases his grace , and his majesty too ! + +Thanks , good my countryman . + +By Jeshu , I am your majesty's countryman , I care not who know it ; I will confess it to all the 'orld : I need not be ashamed of your majesty , praised be God , so long as your majesty is an honest man . + +God keep me so ! Our heralds go with him : +Bring me just notice of the numbers dead +On both our parts . Call yonder fellow hither . + + +Soldier , you must come to the king . + +Soldier , why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap ? + +An't please your majesty , 'tis the gage of one that I should fight withal , if he be alive . + +An Englishman ? + +An't please your majesty , a rascal that swaggered with me last night ; who , if a' live and ever dare to challenge this glove , I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear : or , if I can see my glove in his cap ,which he swore as he was a soldier he would wear if alive ,I will strike it out soundly . + +What think you , Captain Fluellen ? is it fit this soldier keep his oath ? + +He is a craven and a villain else , an't please your majesty , in my conscience . + +It may be his enemy is a gentleman of great sort , quite from the answer of his degree . + +Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is , as Lucifer and Belzebub himself , it is necessary , look your Grace , that he keep his vow and his oath . If he be perjured , see you now , his reputation is as arrant a villain and a Jack-sauce as ever his black shoe trod upon God's ground and his earth , in my conscience , la ! + +Then keep thy vow , sirrah , when thou meetest the fellow . + +So I will , my liege , as I live . + +Who servest thou under ? + +Under Captain Gower , my liege . + +Gower is a goot captain , and is good knowledge and literatured in the wars . + +Call him hither to me , soldier . + +I will , my liege . + + +Here , Fluellen ; wear thou this favour for me and stick it in thy cap . When Alen on and myself were down together I plucked this glove from his helm : if any man challenge this , he is a friend to Alen on , and an enemy to our person ; if thou encounter any such , apprehend him , an thou dost me love . + +Your Grace does me as great honours as can be desired in the hearts of his subjects : I would fain see the man that has but two legs that shall find himself aggriefed at this glove , that is all ; but I would fain see it once , and please God of his grace that I might see . + +Knowest thou Gower ? + +He is my dear friend , an't please you . + +Pray thee , go seek him , and bring him to my tent . + +I will fetch him . + + +My Lord of Warwick , and my brother Gloucester , +Follow Fluellen closely at the heels . +The glove which I have given him for a favour , +May haply purchase him a box o' the ear ; +It is the soldier's ; I by bargain should +Wear it myself . Follow , good cousin Warwick : +If that the soldier strike him ,as , I judge +By his blunt bearing he will keep his word , +Some sudden mischief may arise of it ; +For I do know Fluellen valiant , +And touch'd with choler , hot as gunpowder , +And quickly will return an injury : +Follow and see there be no harm between them . +Go you with me , uncle of Exeter . + + +I warrant it is to knight you , captain . + + +God's will and his pleasure , captain , I peseech you now come apace to the king : there is more good toward you peradventure than is in your knowledge to dream of . + +Sir , know you this glove ? + +Know the glove ! I know the glove is a glove . + +I know this ; and thus I challenge it . + + +'Sblood ! an arrant traitor as any's in the universal 'orld , or in France , or in England + +How now , sir ! you villain ! + +Do you think I'll be forsworn ? + +Stand away , Captain Gower ; I will give treason his payment into plows , I warrant you . + +I am no traitor . + +That's a lie in thy throat . I charge you in his majesty's name , apprehend him : he is a friend of the Duke Alen on's . + + +How now , how now ! what's the matter ? + +My Lord of Warwick , here is ,praised be God for it !a most contagious treason come to light , look you , as you shall desire in a summer's day . Here is his majesty . + + +How now ! what's the matter ? + +My liege , here is a villain and a traitor , that , look your Grace , has struck the glove which your majesty is take out of the helmet of Alen on . + +My liege , this was my glove ; here is the fellow of it ; and he that I gave it to in change promised to wear it in his cap : I promised to strike him , if he did : I met this man with my glove in his cap , and I have been as good as my word . + +Your majesty hear now ,saving your majesty's manhood ,what an arrant , rascally , beggarly , lousy knave it is . I hope your majesty is pear me testimony and witness , and avouchments , that this is the glove of Alen on that your majesty is give me ; in your conscience now . + +Give me thy glove , soldier : look , here is the fellow of it . +'Twas I , indeed , thou promisedst to strike ; +And thou hast given me most bitter terms . + +An't please your majesty , let his neck answer for it , if there is any martial law in the 'orld . + +How canst thou make me satisfaction ? + +All offences , my lord , come from the heart : never came any from mine that might offend your majesty . + +It was ourself thou didst abuse . + +Your majesty came not like yourself : you appeared to me but as a common man ; witness the night , your garments , your lowliness ; and what your highness suffered under that shape , I beseech you , take it for your own fault and not mine : for had you been as I took you for I made no offence ; therefore , I beseech your highness , pardon me . + +Here , uncle Exeter , fill this glove with crowns , +And give it to this fellow . Keep it , fellow ; +And wear it for an honour in thy cap +Till I do challenge it . Give him the crowns : +And , captain , you must needs be friends with him . + +By this day and this light , the fellow has mettle enough in his belly . Hold , there is twelve pence for you , and I pray you to serve God , and keep you out of prawls , and prabbles , and quarrels , and dissensions , and , I warrant you , it is the better for you . + +I will none of your money . + +It is with a good will ; I can tell you it will serve you to mend your shoes : come , wherefore should you be so pashful ? your shoes is not so good : 'tis a good shilling , I warrant you , or I will change it . + + +Now , herald , are the dead number'd ? + +Here is the number of the slaughter'd French . + + +What prisoners of good sort are taken , uncle ? + +Charles Duke of Orleans , nephew to the king ; +John Duke of Bourbon , and Lord Bouciqualt : +Of other lords and barons , knights and squires , +Full fifteen hundred , besides common men . + +This note doth tell me of ten thousand French +That in the field lie slain : of princes , in this number , +And nobles bearing banners , there lie dead +One hundred twenty-six : added to these , +Of knights , esquires , and gallant gentlemen , +Eight thousand and four hundred ; of the which +Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd knights : +So that , in these ten thousand they have lost , +There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries ; +The rest are princes , barons , lords , knights , squires , +And gentlemen of blood and quality . +The names of those their nobles that lie dead : +Charles Delabreth , High Constable of France ; +Jaques of Chatillon , Admiral of France ; +The master of the cross-bows , Lord Rambures ; +Great-master of France , the brave Sir Guischard Dauphin ; +John Duke of Alen on ; Antony Duke of Brabant , +The brother to the Duke of Burgundy , +And Edward Duke of Bar : of lusty earls , +Grandpr and Roussi , Fauconberg and Foix , +Beaumont and Marle , Vaudemont and Lestrale . +Here was a royal fellowship of death ! +Where is the number of our English dead ? + +Edward the Duke of York , the Earl of Suffolk , +Sir Richard Ketly , Davy Gam , esquire : +None else of name : and of all other men +But five and twenty . O God ! thy arm was here ; +And not to us , but to thy arm alone , +Ascribe we all . When , without stratagem , +But in plain shock and even play of battle , +Was ever known so great and little loss +On one part and on the other ? Take it , God , +For it is none but thine ! + +'Tis wonderful ! + +Come , go we in procession to the village : +And be it death proclaimed through our host +To boast of this or take the praise from God +Which is his only . + +Is it not lawful , an please your majesty , to tell how many is killed ? + +Yes , captain ; but with this acknowledgment , +That God fought for us . + +Yes , my conscience , he did us great good . + +Do we all holy rites : +Let there be sung Non nobis and Te Deum ; +The dead with charity enclos'd in clay . +We'll then to Calais ; and to England then , +Where ne'er from France arriv'd more happy men . + +Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story , +That I may prompt them : and of such as have , +I humbly pray them to admit the excuse +Of time , of numbers , and due course of things , +Which cannot in their huge and proper life +Be here presented . Now we bear the king +Toward Calais : grant him there ; there seen , +Heave him away upon your winged thoughts +Athwart the sea . Behold , the English beach +Pales in the flood with men , with wives , and boys , +Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep-mouth'd sea , +Which , like a mighty whiffler 'fore the king , +Seems to prepare his way : so let him land +And solemnly see him set on to London . +So swift a pace hath thought that even now +You may imagine him upon Blackheath ; +Where that his lords desire him to have borne +His bruised helmet and his bended sword +Before him through the city : he forbids it , +Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride ; +Giving full trophy , signal and ostent , +Quite from himself , to God . But now behold , +In the quick forge and working-house of thought , +How London doth pour out her citizens . +The mayor and all his brethren in best sort , +Like to the senators of the antique Rome , +With the plebeians swarming at their heels , +Go forth and fetch their conquering C sar in : +As , by a lower but loving likelihood , +Were now the general of our gracious empress , +As in good time he may ,from Ireland coming , +Bringing rebellion broached on his sword , +How many would the peaceful city quit +To welcome him ! much more , and much more cause , +Did they this Harry . Now in London place him ; +As yet the lamentation of the French +Invites the King of England's stay at home , +The emperor's coming in behalf of France , +To order peace between them ;and omit +All the occurrences , whatever chanc'd , +Till Harry's back-return again to France : +There must we bring him ; and myself have play'd +The interim , by remembering you 'tis past . +Then brook abridgment , and your eyes advance , +After your thoughts , straight back again to France . + +Nay , that's right ; but why wear you your leek to-day ? Saint Davy's day is past . + +There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things : I will tell you , asse my friend , Captain Gower . The rascally , scald , beggarly , lousy , pragging knave , Pistol ,which you and yourself and all the 'orld know to be no petter than a fellow ,look you now , of no merits , he is come to me and prings me pread and salt yesterday , look you , and pid me eat my leek . It was in a place where I could not preed no contention with him ; but I will be so pold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again , and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires . + +Why , here he comes , swelling like a turkey-cock . + + +'Tis no matter for his swellings nor his turkey-cocks . God pless you , Aunchient Pistol ! you scurvy , lousy knave , God pless you ! + +Ha ! art thou bedlam ? dost thou thirst , base Troyan , +To have me fold up Parca's fatal web ? +Hence ! I am qualmish at the smell of leek . + +I peseech you heartily , scurvy lousy knave , at my desires and my requests and my petitions to eat , look you , this leek ; pecause , look you , you do not love it , nor your affections and your appetites and your digestions does not agree with it , I would desire you to eat it . + +Not for Cadwallader and all his goats . + +There is one goat for you . +Will you be so good , scald knave , as eat it ? + +Base Troyan , thou shalt die . + +You say very true , scald knave , when +God's will is . I will desire you to live in the mean time and eat your victuals ; come , there is sauce for it . + +You called me yesterday mountain-squire , but I will make you to-day a squire of low degree . I pray you , fall to : if you can mock a leek you can eat a leek . + +Enough , captain : you have astonished him . + +I say , I will make him eat some part of my leek , or I will peat his pate four days . Bite , I pray you ; it is good for your green wound and your ploody coxcomb . + +Must I bite ? + +Yes , certainly , and out of doubt and out of question too and ambiguities . + +By this leek , I will most horribly revenge . I eat and eat , I swear + +Eat , I pray you : will you have some more sauce to your leek ? there is not enough leek to swear by . + +Quiet thy cudgel : thou dost see I eat . + +Much good do you , scald knave , heartily . Nay , pray you , throw none away ; the skin is good for your broken coxcomb . When you take occasions to see leeks hereafter , I pray you , mock at 'em ; that is all . + +Good . + +Ay , leeks is good . Hold you , there is a groat to heal your pate . + +Me a groat ! + +Yes , verily and in truth , you shall take it ; or I have another leek in my pocket , which you shall eat . + +I take thy groat in earnest of revenge . + +If I owe you anything I will pay you in cudgels : you shall be a woodmonger , and buy nothing of me but cudgels . God be wi' you , and keep you , and heal your pate . + + +All hell shall stir for this . + +Go , go ; you are a counterfeit cowardly knave . Will you mock at an ancient tradition , begun upon an honourable respect , and worn as a memorable trophy of predeceased valour , and dare not a vouch in your deeds any of your words ? I have seen you gleeking and galling at this gentleman twice or thrice . You thought , because he could not speak English in the native garb , he could not therefore handle an English cudgel : you find it otherwise ; and henceforth let a Welsh correction teach you a good English condition . Fare ye well . + + +Doth Fortune play the huswife with me now ? +News have I that my Nell is dead i' the spital +Of malady of France : +And there my rendezvous is quite cut off . +Old I do wax , and from my weary limbs +Honour is cudgelled . Well , bawd I'll turn , +And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand . +To England will I steal , and there I'll steal : +And patches will I get unto these cudgell'd scars , +And swear I got them in the Gallia wars . + +Peace to this meeting , wherefore we are met ! +Unto our brother France , and to our sister , +Health and fair time of day ; joy and good wishes +To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine ; +And , as a branch and member of this royalty , +By whom this great assembly is contriv'd , +We do salute you , Duke of Burgundy ; +And , princes French , and peers , health to you all ! + +Right joyous are we to behold your face , +Most worthy brother England ; fairly met : +So are you , princes English , every one . + +So happy be the issue , brother England , +Of this good day and of this gracious meeting , +As we are now glad to behold your eyes ; +Your eyes , which hitherto have borne in them +Against the French , that met them in their bent , +The fatal balls of murdering basilisks : +The venom of such looks , we fairly hope , +Have lost their quality , and that this day +Shall change all griefs and quarrels into love . + +To cry amen to that , thus we appear . + +You English princes all , I do salute you . + +My duty to you both , on equal love , +Great Kings of France and England ! That I have labour'd +With all my wits , my pains , and strong endeavours , +To bring your most imperial majesties +Unto this bar and royal interview , +Your mightiness on both parts best can witness . +Since then my office hath so far prevail'd +That face to face , and royal eye to eye , +You have congreeted , let it not disgrace me +If I demand before this royal view , +What rub or what impediment there is , +Why that the naked , poor , and mangled Peace , +Dear nurse of arts , plenties , and joyful births , +Should not in this best garden of the world , +Our fertile France , put up her lovely visage ? +Alas ! she hath from France too long been chas'd , +And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps , +Corrupting in its own fertility . +Her vine , the merry cheerer of the heart , +Unpruned dies ; her hedges even-pleach'd , +Like prisoners wildly overgrown with hair , +Put forth disorder'd twigs ; her fallow leas +The darnel , hemlock and rank fumitory +Doth root upon , while that the coulter rusts +That should deracinate such savagery ; +The even mead , that erst brought sweetly forth +The freckled cowslip , burnet , and green clover , +Wanting the scythe , all uncorrected , rank , +Conceives by idleness , and nothing teems +But hateful docks , rough thistles , kecksies , burs , +Losing both beauty and utility ; +And as our vineyards , fallows , meads , and hedges , +Defective in their natures , grow to wildness , +Even so our houses and ourselves and children +Have lost , or do not learn for want of time , +The sciences that should become our country , +But grow like savages ,as soldiers will , +That nothing do but meditate on blood , +To swearing and stern looks , diffus'd attire , +And every thing that seems unnatural . +Which to reduce into our former favour +You are assembled ; and my speech entreats +That I may know the let why gentle Peace +Should not expel these inconveniences , +And bless us with her former qualities . + +If , Duke of Burgundy , you would the peace , +Whose want gives growth to the imperfections +Which you have cited , you must buy that peace +With full accord to all our just demands ; +Whose tenours and particular effects +You have , enschedul'd briefly , in your hands . + +The king hath heard them ; to the which as yet , +There is no answer made . + +Well then the peace , +Which you before so urg'd , lies in his answer . + +I have but with a cursorary eye +O'erglanc'd the articles : pleaseth your Grace +To appoint some of your council presently +To sit with us once more , with better heed +To re-survey them , we will suddenly +Pass our accept and peremptory answer . + +Brother , we shall . Go , uncle Exeter , +And brother Clarence , and you , brother Gloucester , +Warwick and Huntingdon , go with the king ; +And take with you free power to ratify , +Augment , or alter , as your wisdoms best +Shall see advantageable for our dignity , +Anything in or out of our demands , +And we'll consign thereto . Will you , fair sister , +Go with the princes , or stay here with us ? + +Our gracious brother , I will go with them . +Haply a woman's voice may do some good +When articles too nicely urg'd be stood on . + +Yet leave our cousin Katharine here with us : +She is our capital demand , compris'd +Within the fore-rank of our articles . + +She hath good leave . + + +Fair Katharine , and most fair ! +Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms , +Such as will enter at a lady's ear , +And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart ? + +Your majesty sall mock at me ; I cannot speak your England . + +O fair Katharine ! if you will love me soundly with your French heart , I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue . Do you like me , Kate ? + +Pardonnez moy , I cannot tell vat is 'like me .' + +An angel is like you , Kate ; and you are like an angel . + +Que dit-il ? que je suis semblable les anges ? + +Ouy , vrayment , sauf vostre grace , ainsi dit-il . + +I said so , dear Katharine ; and I must not blush to affirm it . + +O bon Dieu ! les langues des hommes sont pleines des tromperies . + +What says she , fair one ? that the tongues of men are full of deceits ? + +Ouy , dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits : dat is de princess . + +The princess is the better Englishwoman . I' faith , Kate , my wooing is fit for thy understanding : I am glad thou canst speak no better English ; for , if thou couldst , thou wouldst find me such a plain king that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my crown . I know no ways to mince it in love , but directly to say 'I love you :' then , if you urge me further than to say 'Do you in faith ?' I wear out my suit . Give me your answer ; i' faith do : and so clap hands and a bargain . How say you , lady ? + +Sauf vostre honneur , me understand vell . + +Marry , if you would put me to verses , or to dance for your sake , Kate , why you undid me : for the one , I have neither words nor measure , and for the other , I have no strength in measure , yet a reasonable measure in strength . If I could win a lady at leap-frog , or by vaulting into my saddle with my armour on my back , under the correction of bragging be it spoken , I should quickly leap into a wife . Or if I might buffet for my love , or bound my horse for her favours , I could lay on like a butcher and sit like a jack-an-apes , never off . But before God , Kate , I cannot look greenly nor gasp out my eloquence , nor I have no cunning in protestation ; only downright oaths , which I never use till urged , nor never break for urging . If thou caust love a fellow of this temper , Kate . whose face is not worth sun-burning , that never looks in his glass for love of anything he sees there , let thine eye be thy cook . I speak to thee plain soldier : if thou canst love me for this , take me ; if not , to say to thee that I shall die , is true ; but for thy love , by the Lord , no ; yet I love thee too . And while thou livest , dear Kate , take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy , for he perforce must do thee right , because he hath not the gift to woo in other places ; for these fellows of infinite tongue , that can rime themselves into ladies' favours , they do always reason themselves out again . What ! a speaker is but a prater ; a rime is but a ballad . A good leg will fall , a straight back will stoop , a black beard will turn white , a curled pate will grow bald , a fair face will wither , a full eye will wax hollow , but a good heart , Kate , is the sun and the moon ; or , rather , the sun , and not the moon ; for it shines bright and never changes , but keeps his course truly . If thou would have such a one , take me ; and take me , take a soldier ; take a soldier , take a king . And what sayest thou then to my love ? speak , my fair , and fairly , I pray thee . + +Is it possible dat I sould love de enemy of France ? + +No ; it is not possible you should love the enemy of France , Kate ; but , in loving me , you should love the friend of France ; for I love France so well , that I will not part with a village of it ; I will have it all mine : and , Kate , when France is mine and I am yours , then yours is France and you are mine . + +I cannot tell vat is dat . + +No , Kate ? I will tell thee in French , which I am sure will hang upon my tongue like a new-married wife about her husband's neck , hardly to be shook off . Je quand sur le possession de France , et quand vous avez le possession de moy ,let me see , what then ? Saint Denis be my speed !donc vostre est France , et vous estes mienne . It is as easy for me , Kate , to conquer the kingdom , as to speak so much more French : I shall never move thee in French , unless it be to laugh at me . + +Sauf vostre honneur , le Fran ois que vous parlez est meilleur que l'Anglois lequel je parle . + +No , faith , is't not , Kate ; but thy speaking of my tongue , and I thine , most truly falsely , must needs be granted to be much at one . But , Kate , dost thou understand thus much English , Canst thou love me ? + +I cannot tell . + +Can any of your neighbours tell , Kate ? I'll ask them . Come , I know thou lovest me ; and at night when you come into your closet you'll question this gentlewoman about me ; and I know , Kate , you will to her dispraise those parts in me that you love with your heart : but , good Kate , mock me mercifully ; the rather , gentle princess , because I love thee cruelly . If ever thou be'st mine , Kate ,as I have a saving faith within me tells me thou shalt ,I get thee with scambling , and thou must therefore needs prove a good soldier-breeder . Shall not thou and I , between Saint Denis and Saint George , compound a boy , half French , half English , that shall go to Constantinople and take the Turk by the beard ? shall we not ? what sayest thou , my fair flower-de-luce ? + +I do not know dat . + +No ; 'tis hereafter to know , but now to promise : do but now promise , Kate , you will endeavour for your French part of such a boy , and for my English moiety take the word of a king and a bachelor . How answer you , la plus belle Katharine du monde , mon tr s cher et divine d esse ? + +Your majest ave fausse French enough to deceive de most sage demoiselle dat is en France . + +Now , fie upon my false French ! By mine honour , in true English I love thee , Kate : by which honour I dare not swear thou lovest me ; yet my blood begins to flatter me that thou dost , notwithstanding the poor and untempering effect of my visage . Now beshrew my father's ambition ! he was thinking of civil wars when he got me : therefore was I created with a stubborn outside , with an aspect of iron , that , when I come to woo ladies I fright them . But , in faith , Kate , the elder I wax the better I shall appear : my comfort is , that old age , that ill layer-up of beauty , can do no more spoil upon my face : thou hast me , if thou hast me , at the worst ; and thou shalt wear me , if thou wear me , better and better . And therefore tell me , most fair Katharine , will you have me ? Put off your maiden blushes ; avouch the thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress ; take me by the hand , and say 'Harry of England , I am thine :' which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal , but I will tell thee aloud 'England is thine , Ireland is thine , France is thine , and Henry Plantagenet is thine ;' who , though I speak it before his face , if he be not fellow with the best king , thou shalt find the best king of good fellows . Come , your answer in broken music ; for thy voice is music , and thy English broken ; therefore , queen of all , Katharine , break thy mind to me in broken English : wilt thou have me ? + +Dat is as it sall please de roy mon p re . + +Nay , it will please him well , Kate ; it shall please him , Kate . + +Den it sall also content me . + +Upon that I kiss your hand , and I call you my queen . + +Laissez , mon seigneur , laissez , laissez ! Ma foy , je ne veux point que vous abaissez vostre grandeur , en baisant la main d'une vostre indigne serviteure : excusez moy , je vous supplie , mon tr s puissant seigneur . + +Then I will kiss your lips , Kate . + +Les dames , et demoiselles , pour estre bais es devant leur noces , il n'est pas la coutume de France . + +Madam my interpreter , what says she ? + +Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of France ,I cannot tell what is baiser in English . + +To kiss . + +Your majesty entendre bettre que moy . + +It is not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married , would she say ? + +Ouy , vrayment . + +O Kate ! nice customs curtsy to great kings . Dear Kate , you and I cannot be confined within the weak list of a country's fashion : we are the makers of manners , Kate ; and the liberty that follows our places stops the mouths of all find-faults , as I will do yours , for upholding the nice fashion of your country in denying me a kiss : therefore , patiently , and yielding + +. You have witchcraft in your lips , Kate : there is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them , than in the tongues of the French council ; and they should sooner persuade Harry of England than a general petition of monarchs . Here comes your father . + +God save your majesty ! My royal cousin , teach you our princess English ? + +I would have her learn , my fair cousin , how perfectly I love her ; and that is good English . + +Is she not apt ? + +Our tongue is rough , coz , and my condition is not smooth ; so that , having neither the voice nor the heart of flattery about me , I cannot so conjure up the spirit of love in her , that he will appear in his true likeness . + +Pardon the frankness of my mirth if I answer you for that . If you would conjure in her , you must make a circle ; if conjure up Love in her in his true likeness , he must appear naked and blind . Can you blame her then , being a maid yet rosed over with the virgin crimson of modesty , if she deny the appearance of a naked blind boy in her naked seeing self ? It were , my lord , a hard condition for a maid to consign to . + +Yet they do wink and yield , as love is blind and enforces . + +They are then excused , my lord , when they see not what they do . + +Then , good my lord , teach your cousin to consent winking . + +I will wink on her to consent , my lord , if you will teach her to know my meaning : for maids , well summered and warm kept , are like flies at Bartholomew-tide , blind , though they have their eyes ; and then they will endure handling , which before would not abide looking on . + +This moral ties me over to time and a hot summer ; and so I shall catch the fly , your cousin , in the latter end , and she must be blind too . + +As love is , my lord , before it loves . + +It is so : and you may , some of you , thank love for my blindness , who cannot see many a fair French city for one fair French maid that stands in my way . + +Yes , my lord , you see them perspectively , the cities turned into a maid ; for they are all girdled with maiden walls that war hath never entered . + +Shall Kate be my wife ? + +So please you . + +I am content ; so the maiden cities you talk of may wait on her : so the maid that stood in the way for my wish shall show me the way to my will . + +We have consented to all terms of reason . + +Is't so , my lords of England ? + +The king hath granted every article : +His daughter first , and then in sequel all , +According to their firm proposed natures . + +Only he hath not yet subscribed this : +Where your majesty demands , that the King of France , having any occasion to write for matter of grant , shall name your highness in this form , and with this addition , in French , Notre tr s cher filz Henry roy d'Angleterre , H retier de France ; and thus in Latin , Pr clarissimus filius noster Henricus , Rex Angli , et H res Franci . + +Nor this I have not , brother , so denied , +But your request shall make me let it pass . + +I pray you then , in love and dear alliance , +Let that one article rank with the rest ; +And thereupon give me your daughter . + +Take her , fair son ; and from her blood raise up +Issue to me ; that the contending kingdoms +Of France and England , whose very shores look pale +With envy of each other's happiness , +May cease their hatred , and this dear conjunction +Plant neighbourhood and Christian-like accord +In their sweet bosoms , that never war advance +His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France . + +Amen ! + +Now , welcome , Kate : and bear me witness all , +That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen . + + +God , the best maker of all marriages , +Combine your hearts in one , your realms in one ! +As man and wife , being two , are one in love , +So be there 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal +That never may ill office , or fell jealousy , +Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage , +Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms , +To make divorce of their incorporate league ; +That English may as French , French Englishmen , +Receive each other ! God speak this Amen ! + +Amen ! + +Prepare we for our marriage : on which day , +My Lord of Burgundy , we'll take your oath , +And all the peers' , for surety of our leagues . +Then shall I swear to Kate , and you to me ; +And may our oaths well kept and prosperous be ! + +Thus far , with rough and all-unable pen , +Our bending author hath pursu'd the story ; +In little room confining mighty men , +Mangling by starts the full course of their glory . +Small time , but in that small most greatly liv'd +This star of England : Fortune made his sword , +By which the world's best garden he achiev'd , +And of it left his son imperial lord . +Henry the Sixth , in infant bands crown'd King +Of France and England , did this king succeed ; +Whose state so many had the managing , +That they lost France and made his England bleed : +Which oft our stage hath shown ; and , for their sake , +In your fair minds let this acceptance take . + +THE SECOND PART OF KING HENRY IV + + +Open your ears ; for which of you will stop +The vent of hearing when loud Rumour speaks ? +I , from the orient to the drooping west , +Making the wind my post-horse , still unfold +The acts commenced on this ball of earth : +Upon my tongues continual slanders ride , +The which in every language I pronounce , +Stuffing the ears of men with false reports . +I speak of peace , while covert enmity +Under the smile of safety wounds the world : +And who but Rumour , who but only I , +Make fearful musters and prepar'd defence , +Whilst the big year , swoln with some other grief , +Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war , +And no such matter ? Rumour is a pipe +Blown by surmises , jealousies , conjectures , +And of so easy and so plain a stop +That the blunt monster with uncounted heads , +The still-discordant wavering multitude , +Can play upon it . But what need I thus +My well-known body to anatomize +Among my household ? Why is Rumour here ? +I run before King Harry's victory ; +Who in a bloody field by Shrewsbury +Hath beaten down young Hotspur and his troops , +Quenching the flame of bold rebellion +Even with the rebels' blood . But what mean I +To speak so true at first ? my office is +To noise abroad that Harry Monmouth fell +Under the wrath of noble Hotspur's sword , +And that the king before the Douglas' rage +Stoop'd his anointed head as low as death . +This have I rumour'd through the peasant towns +Between the royal field of Shrewsbury +And this worm-eaten hold of ragged stone , +Where Hotspur's father , old Northumberland , +Lies crafty-sick . The posts come tiring on , +And not a man of them brings other news +Than they have learn'd of me : from Rumour's tongues +They bring smooth comforts false , worse than true wrongs . + + +Who keeps the gate here ? ho ! + +Where is the earl ? + +What shall I say you are ? + +Tell thou the earl +That the Lord Bardolph doth attend him here . + +His Lordship is walk'd forth into the orchard : +Please it your honour knock but at the gate , +And he himself will answer . + + +Here comes the earl . + + +What news , Lord Bardolph ? every minute now +Should be the father of some stratagem . +The times are wild ; contention , like a horse +Full of high feeding , madly hath broke loose +And bears down all before him . + +Noble earl , +I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury . + +Good , an God will ! + +As good as heart can wish . +The king is almost wounded to the death ; +And , in the fortune of my lord your son , +Prince Harry slain outright ; and both the Blunts +Kill'd by the hand of Douglas ; young Prince John +And Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field . +And Harry Monmouth's brawn , the hulk Sir John , +Is prisoner to your son : O ! such a day , +So fought , so follow'd , and so fairly won , +Came not till now to dignify the times +Since C sar's fortunes . + +How is this deriv'd ? +Saw you the field ? came you from Shrewsbury ? + +I spake with one , my lord , that came from thence ; +A gentleman well bred and of good name , +That freely render'd me these news for true . + +Here comes my servant Travers , whom I sent +On Tuesday last to listen after news . + +My lord , I over-rode him on the way ; +And he is furnish'd with no certainties +More than he haply may retail from me . + + +Now , Travers , what good tidings come with you ? + +My lord , Sir John Umfrevile turn'd me back +With joyful tidings ; and , being better hors'd , +Out-rode me . After him came spurring hard +A gentleman , almost forspent with speed , +That stopp'd by me to breathe his bloodied horse . +He ask'd the way to Chester ; and of him +I did demand what news from Shrewsbury . +He told me that rebellion had bad luck , +And that young Harry Percy's spur was cold . +With that he gave his able horse the head , +And , bending forward struck his armed heels +Against the panting sides of his poor jade +Up to the rowel-head , and , starting so , +He seem'd in running to devour the way , +Staying no longer question . + +Ha ! Again : +Said he young Harry Percy's spur was cold ? +Of Hotspur , Coldspur ? that rebellion +Had met ill luck ? + +My lord , I'll tell you what : +If my young lord your son have not the day , +Upon mine honour , for a silken point +I'll give my barony : never talk of it . + +Why should the gentleman that rode by Travers +Give then such instances of loss ? + +Who , he ? +He was some hilding fellow that had stolen +The horse he rode on , and , upon my life , +Spoke at a venture . Look , here comes more news . + + +Yea , this man's brow , like to a title-leaf , +Foretells the nature of a tragic volume : +So looks the strond , whereon the imperious flood +Hath left a witness'd usurpation . +Say , Morton , didst thou come from Shrewsbury ? + +I ran from Shrewsbury , my noble lord ; +Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask +To fright our party . + +How doth my son and brother ? +Thou tremblest , and the whiteness in thy cheek +Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand . +Even such a man , so faint , so spiritless , +So dull , so dead in look , so woe-begone , +Drew Priam's curtain in the dead of night , +And would have told him half his Troy was burn'd ; +But Priam found the fire ere he his tongue , +And I my Percy's death ere thou report'st it . +This thou wouldst say , 'Your son did thus and thus ; +Your brother thus ; so fought the noble Douglas ;' +Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds : +But in the end , to stop mine ear indeed , +Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise , +Ending with 'Brother , son , and all are dead .' + +Douglas is living , and your brother , yet ; +But , for my lord your son , + +Why , he is dead . +See , what a ready tongue suspicion hath ! +He that but fears the thing he would not know +Hath by instinct knowledge from others' eyes +That what he fear'd is chanced . Yet speak , Morton : +Tell thou thy earl his divination lies , +And I will take it as a sweet disgrace +And make thee rich for doing me such wrong . + +You are too great to be by me gainsaid ; +Your spirit is too true , your fears too certain . + +Yet , for all this , say not that Percy's dead . +I see a strange confession in thine eye : +Thou shak'st thy head , and hold'st it fear or sin +To speak a truth . If he be slain , say so ; +The tongue offends not that reports his death : +And he doth sin that doth belie the dead , +Not he which says the dead is not alive . +Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news +Hath but a losing office , and his tongue +Sounds ever after as a sullen bell , +Remember'd knolling a departing friend . + +I cannot think , my lord , your son is dead . + +I am sorry I should force you to believe +That which I would to God I had not seen ; +But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state , +Rendering faint quittance , wearied and outbreath'd , +To Harry Monmouth ; whose swift wrath beat down +The never-daunted Percy to the earth , +From whence with life he never more sprung up . +In few , his death ,whose spirit lent a fire +Even to the dullest peasant in his camp , +Being bruited once , took fire and heat away +From the best-temper'd courage in his troops ; +For from his metal was his party steel'd ; +Which once in him abated , all the rest +Turn'd on themselves , like dull and heavy lead : +And as the thing that's heavy in itself , +Upon enforcement flies with greatest speed , +So did our men , heavy in Hotspur's loss , +Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear +That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim +Than did our soldiers , aiming at their safety , +Fly from the field . Then was that noble Worcester +Too soon ta'en prisoner ; and that furious Scot , +The bloody Douglas , whose well-labouring sword +Had three times slain the appearance of the king , +'Gan vail his stomach , and did grace the shame +Of those that turn'd their backs ; and in his flight , +Stumbling in fear , was took . The sum of all +Is , that the king hath won , and hath sent out +A speedy power to encounter you , my lord , +Under the conduct of young Lancaster +And Westmoreland . This is the news at full . + +For this I shall have time enough to mourn . +In poison there is physic ; and these news , +Having been well , that would have made me sick , +Being sick , have in some measure made me well : +And as the wretch , whose fever-weaken'd joints , +Like strengthless hinges , buckle under life , +Impatient of his fit , breaks like a fire +Out of his keeper's arms , even so my limbs , +Weaken'd with grief , being now enrag'd with grief , +Are thrice themselves . Hence , therefore , thou nice crutch ! +A scaly gauntlet now , with joints of steel +Must glove this hand : and hence , thou sickly quoif ! +Thou art a guard too wanton for the head +Which princes , flesh'd with conquest , aim to hit . +Now bind my brows with iron ; and approach +The ragged'st hour that time and spite dare bring +To frown upon the enrag'd Northumberland ! +Let heaven kiss earth ! now let not nature's hand +Keep the wild flood confin'd ! let order die ! +And let this world no longer be a stage +To feed contention in a lingering act ; +But let one spirit of the first-born Cain +Reign in all bosoms , that , each heart being set +On bloody courses , the rude scene may end , +And darkness be the burier of the dead ! + +This strained passion doth you wrong , my lord . + +Sweet earl , divorce not wisdom from your honour . + +The lives of all your loving complices +Lean on your health ; the which , if you give o'er +To stormy passion must perforce decay . +You cast the event of war , my noble lord , +And summ'd the account of chance , before you said , +'Let us make head .' It was your presurmise +That in the dole of blows your son might drop : +You knew he walk'd o'er perils , on an edge , +More likely to fall in than to get o'er ; +You were advis'd his flesh was capable +Of wounds and scars , and that his forward spirit +Would lift him where most trade of danger rang'd : +Yet did you say , 'Go forth ;' and none of this , +Though strongly apprehended , could restrain +The stiff-borne action : what hath then befallen , +Or what hath this bold enterprise brought forth , +More than that being which was like to be ? + +We all that are engaged to this loss +Knew that we ventur'd on such dangerous seas +That if we wrought out life 'twas ten to one ; +And yet we ventur'd , for the gain propos'd +Chok'd the respect of likely peril fear'd ; +And since we are o'erset , venture again . +Come , we will all put forth , body and goods . + +'Tis more than time : and , my most noble lord , +I hear for certain , and do speak the truth , +The gentle Archbishop of York is up , +With well-appointed powers : he is a man +Who with a double surety binds his followers . +My lord your son had only but the corpse' , +But shadows and the shows of men to fight ; +For that same word , rebellion , did divide +The action of their bodies from their souls ; +And they did fight with queasiness , constrain'd , +As men drink potions , that their weapons only +Seem'd on our side : but , for their spirits and souls , +This word , rebellion , it had froze them up , +As fish are in a pond . But now the bishop +Turns insurrection to religion : +Suppos'd sincere and holy in his thoughts , +He's follow'd both with body and with mind , +And doth enlarge his rising with the blood +Of fair King Richard , scrap'd from Pomfret stones ; +Derives from heaven his quarrel and his cause ; +Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land , +Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke ; +And more and less do flock to follow him . + +I knew of this before ; but , to speak truth , +This present grief had wip'd it from my mind . +Go in with me ; and counsel every man +The aptest way for safety and revenge : +Get posts and letters , and make friends with speed : +Never so few , and never yet more need . + + +Sirrah , you giant , what says the doctor to my water ? + +He said , sir , the water itself was a good healthy water ; but , for the party that owed it , he might have more diseases than he knew for . + +Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me : the brain of this foolish-compounded clay , man , is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter , more than I invent or is invented on me : I am not only witty in myself , but the cause that wit is in other men . I do here walk before thee like a sow that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one . If the prince put thee into my service for any other reason than to set me off , why then I have no judgment . Thou whoreson mandrake , thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels . I was never manned with an agate till now ; but I will set you neither in gold nor silver , but in vile apparel , and send you back again to your master , for a jewel ; the juvenal , the prince your master , whose chin is not yet fledged . I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand than he shall get one on his cheek ; and yet he will not stick to say , his face is a face-royal : God may finish it when he will , it is not a hair amiss yet : he may keep it still as a face-royal , for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it ; and yet he will be crowing as if he had writ man ever since his father was a bachelor . He may keep his own grace , but he is almost out of mine , I can assure him . What said Master Dombledon about the satin for my short cloak and my slops ? + +He said , sir , you should procure him better assurance than Bardolph ; he would not take his bond and yours : he liked not the security . + +Let him be damned like the glutton ! may his tongue be hotter ! A whoreson Achitophel ! a rascally yea-forsooth knave ! to bear a gentleman in hand , and then stand upon security . The whoreson smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes , and bunches of keys at their girdles ; and if a man is thorough with them in honest taking up , then they must stand upon security . I had as lief they would put ratsbane in my mouth as offer to stop it with security . I looked a' should have sent me two and twenty yards of satin , as I am a true knight , and he sends me security . Well , he may sleep in security ; for he hath the horn of abundance , and the lightness of his wife shines through it : and yet cannot he see , though he have his own lanthorn to light him . Where's Bardolph ? + +He's gone into Smithfield to buy your worship a horse . + +I bought him in Paul's , and he'll buy me a horse in Smithfield : an I could get me but a wife in the stews , I were manned , horsed , and wived . + + +Sir , here comes the nobleman that committed the prince for striking him about Bardolph . + +Wait close ; I will not see him . + +What's he that goes there ? + +Falstaff , an't please your lordship . + +He that was in question for the robbery ? + +He , my lord ; but he hath since done good service at Shrewsbury , and , as I hear , is now going with some charge to the Lord John of Lancaster . + +What , to York ? Call him back again . + +Sir John Falstaff ! + +Boy , tell him I am deaf . + +You must speak louder , my master is deaf . + +I am sure he is , to the hearing of anything good . Go , pluck him by the elbow ; I must speak with him . + +Sir John ! + +What ! a young knave , and beg ! Is there not wars ? is there not employment ? doth not the king lack subjects ? do not the rebels want soldiers ? Though it be a shame to be on any side but one , it is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side , were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell how to make it . + +You mistake me , sir . + +Why , sir , did I say you were an honest man ? setting my knighthood and my soldiership aside , I had lied in my throat if I had said so . + +I pray you , sir , then set your knighthood and your soldiership aside , and give me leave to tell you you lie in your throat if you say I am any other than an honest man . + +I give thee leave to tell me so ! I lay aside that which grows to me ! If thou gett'st any leave of me , hang me : if thou takest leave , thou wert better be hanged . You hunt-counter : hence ! avaunt ! + +Sir , my lord would speak with you . + +Sir John Falstaff , a word with you . + +My good lord ! God give your lordship good time of day . I am glad to see your lordship abroad ; I heard say your lordship was sick : I hope your lordship goes abroad by advice . Your lordship , though not clean past your youth , hath yet some smack of age in you , some relish of the saltness of time ; and I most humbly beseech your lordship to have a reverend care of your health . + +Sir John , I sent for you before your expedition to Shrewsbury . + +An't please your lordship , I hear his majesty is returned with some discomfort from Wales . + +I talk not of his majesty . You would not come when I sent for you . + +And I hear , moreover , his highness is fallen into this same whoreson apoplexy . + +Well , heaven mend him ! I pray you , let me speak with you . + +This apoplexy is , as I take it , a kind of lethargy , an't please your lordship ; a kind of sleeping in the blood , a whoreson tingling . + +What tell you me of it ? be it as it is . + +It hath its original from much grief , from study and perturbation of the brain . I have read the cause of his effects in Galen : it is a kind of deafness . + +I think you are fallen into the disease , for you hear not what I say to you . + +Very well , my lord , very well : rather , an't please you , it is the disease of not listening , the malady of not marking , that I am troubled withal . + +To punish you by the heels would amend the attention of your ears ; and I care not if I do become your physician . + +I am as poor as Job , my lord , but not so patient : your lordship may minister the potion of imprisonment to me in respect of poverty ; but how I should be your patient to follow your prescriptions , the wise may make some dram of a scruple , or indeed a scruple itself . + +I sent for you , when there were matters against you for your life , to come speak with me . + +As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the laws of this land-service , I did not come . + +Well , the truth is , Sir John , you live in great infamy . + +He that buckles him in my belt cannot live in less . + +Your means are very slender , and your waste is great . + +I would it were otherwise : I would my means were greater and my waist slenderer . + +You have misled the youthful prince . + +The young prince hath misled me : I am the fellow with the great belly , and he my dog . + +Well , I am loath to gall a new-healed wound : your day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded over your night's exploit on Gadshill : you may thank the unquiet time for your quiet o'er-posting that action . + +My lord ! + +But since all is well , keep it so : wake not a sleeping wolf . + +To wake a wolf is as bad as to smell a fox . + +What ! you are as a candle , the better part burnt out . + +A wassail candle , my lord ; all tallow : if I did say of wax , my growth would approve the truth . + +There is not a white hair on your face but should have his effect of gravity . + +His effect of gravy , gravy , gravy . + +You follow the young prince up and down , like his ill angel . + +Not so , my lord ; your ill angel is light , but I hope he that looks upon me will take me without weighing : and yet , in some respects , I grant , I cannot go , I cannot tell . Virtue is of so little regard in these costermonger times that true valour is turned bear-herd : pregnancy is made a tapster , and hath his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings : all the other gifts appertinent to man , as the malice of this age shapes them , are not worth a gooseberry . You that are old consider not the capacities of us that are young ; you measure the heat of our livers with the bitterness of your galls ; and we that are in the vaward of our youth , I must confess , are wags too . + +Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth , that are written down old with all the characters of age ? Have you not a moist eye , a dry hand , a yellow cheek , a white beard , a decreasing leg , an increasing belly ? Is not your voice broken , your wind short , your chin double , your wit single , and every part about you blasted with antiquity , and will you yet call yourself young ? Fie , fie , fie , Sir John ! + +My lord , I was born about three of the clock in the afternoon , with a white head , and something a round belly . For my voice , I have lost it with hollaing , and singing of anthems . To approve my youth further , I will not : the truth is , I am only old in judgment and understanding ; and he that will caper with me for a thousand marks , let him lend me the money , and have at him ! For the box o' the ear that the prince gave you , he gave it like a rude prince , and you took it like a sensible lord . I have checked him for it , and the young lion repents ; marry , not in ashes and sackcloth , but in new silk and old sack . + +Well , God send the prince a better companion ! + +God send the companion a better prince ! I cannot rid my hands of him . + +Well , the king hath severed you and Prince Harry . I hear you are going with Lord John of Lancaster against the archbishop and the Earl of Northumberland . + +Yea ; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it . But look you pray , all you that kiss my lady Peace at home , that our armies join not in a hot day ; for , by the Lord , I take but two shirts out with me , and I mean not to sweat extraordinarily : if it be a hot day , and I brandish anything but my bottle , I would I might never spit white again . There is not a dangerous action can peep out his head but I am thrust upon it . Well , I cannot last ever . But it was always yet the trick of our English nation , if they have a good thing , to make it too common . If you will needs say I am an old man , you should give me rest . I would to God my name were not so terrible to the enemy as it is : I were better to be eaten to death with rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion . + +Well , be honest , be honest ; and God bless your expedition . + +Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound to furnish me forth ? + +Not a penny ; not a penny ; you are too impatient to bear crosses . Fare you well : commend me to my cousin Westmoreland . + + +If I do , fillip me with a three-man beetle . A man can no more separate age and covetousness than he can part young limbs and lechery ; but the gout galls the one , and the pox pinches the other ; and so both the degrees prevent my curses . Boy ! + +Sir ! + +What money is in my purse ? + +Seven groats and twopence . + +I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse : borrowing only lingers and lingers it out , but the disease is incurable . Go bear this letter to my Lord of Lancaster ; this to the prince ; this to the Earl of Westmoreland ; and this to old Mistress Ursula , whom I have weekly sworn to marry since I perceived the first white hair on my chin . About it : you know where to find me . + +A pox of this gout ! or , a gout of this pox ! for the one or the other plays the rogue with my great toe . 'Tis no matter if I do halt ; I have the wars for my colour , and my pension shall seem the more reasonable . A good wit will make use of anything ; I will turn diseases to commodity . + + +Thus have you heard our cause and known our means ; +And , my most noble friends , I pray you all , +Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes : +And first , Lord Marshal , what say you to it ? + +I well allow the occasion of our arms ; +But gladly would be better satisfied +How in our means we should advance ourselves +To look with forehead bold and big enough +Upon the power and puissance of the king . + +Our present musters grow upon the file +To five-and-twenty thousand men of choice ; +And our supplies live largely in the hope +Of great Northumberland , whose bosom burns +With an incensed fire of injuries . + +The question , then , Lord Hastings , standeth thus : +Whether our present five-and-twenty thousand +May hold up head without Northumberland . + +With him , we may . + +Ay , marry , there's the point : +But if without him we be thought too feeble , +My judgment is , we should not step too far +Till we had his assistance by the hand ; +For in a theme so bloody-fao'd as this , +Conjecture , expectation , and surmise +Of aids incertain should not be admitted . + +'Tis very true , Lord Bardolph ; for , indeed +It was young Hotspur's case at Shrewsbury . + +It was , my lord ; who lin'd himself with hope , +Eating the air on promise of supply , +Flattering himself with project of a power +Much smaller than the smallest of his thoughts ; +And so , with great imagination +Proper to madmen , led his powers to death , +And winking leap'd into destruction . + +But , by your leave , it never yet did hurt +To lay down likelihoods and forms of hope . + +Yes , if this present quality of war , +Indeed the instant action ,a cause on foot , +Lives so in hope , as in an early spring +We see the appearing buds ; which , to prove fruit , +Hope gives not so much warrant as despair +That frosts will bite them . When we mean to build , +We first survey the plot , then draw the model ; +And when we see the figure of the house , +Then must we rate the cost of the erection ; +Which if we find outweighs ability , +What do we then but draw anew the model +In fewer offices , or at last desist +To build at all ? Much more , in this great work , +Which is almost to pluck a kingdom down +And set another up ,should we survey +The plot of situation and the model , +Consent upon a sure foundation , +Question surveyors , know our own estate , +How able such a work to undergo , +To weigh against his opposite ; or else , +We fortify in paper , and in figures , +Using the names of men instead of men : +Like one that draws the model of a house +Beyond his power to build it ; who , half through , +Gives o'er and leaves his part-created cost +A naked-subject to the weeping clouds , +And waste for churlish winter's tyranny . + +Grant that our hopes , yet likely of fair birth , +Should be still-born , and that we now possess'd +The utmost man of expectation ; +I think we are a body strong enough , +Even as we are , to equal with the king . + +What ! is the king but five-and-twenty thousand ? + +To us no more ; nay , not so much , Lord Bardolph . +For his divisions , as the times do brawl , +Are in three heads : one power against the French , +And one against Glendower ; perforce , a third +Must take up us : so is the unfirm king +In three divided , and his coffers sound +With hollow poverty and emptiness . + +That he should draw his several strengths together +And come against us in full puissance , +Need not be dreaded . + +If he should do so , +He leaves his back unarm'd , the French and Welsh +Baying him at the heels : never fear that . + +Who is it like should lead his forces hither ? + +The Duke of Lancaster and Westmoreland ; +Against the Welsh , himself and Harry Monmouth : +But who is substituted 'gainst the French +I have no certain notice . + +Let us on +And publish the occasion of our arms . +The commonwealth is sick of their own choice ; +Their over-greedy love hath surfeited . +A habitation giddy and unsure +Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart . +O thou fond many ! with what loud applause +Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke +Before he was what thou wouldst have him be : +And being now trimm'd in thine own desires , +Thou , beastly feeder , art so full of him +That thou provok'st thyself to cast him up . +So , so , thou common dog , didst thou disgorge +Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard , +And now thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up , +And howl'st to find it . What trust is in these times ? +They that , when Richard liv'd , would have him die , +Are now become enamour'd on his grave : +Thou , that threw'st dust upon his goodly head , +When through proud London he came sighing on +After the admired heels of Bolingbroke , +Cry'st now , 'O earth ! yield us that king again , +And take thou this !' O , thoughts of men accurst ! +Past and to come seem best ; things present worst . + +Shall we go draw our numbers and set on ? + +We are time's subjects , and time bids be gone . + +Master Fang , have you entered the exion ? + +It is entered . + +Where's your yeoman ? Is it a lusty yeoman ? will a' stand to't ? + +Sirrah , where's Snare ? + +O Lord , ay ! good Master Snare . + +Here , here . + +Snare , we must arrest Sir John Falstaff . + +Yea , good Master Snare ; I have entered him and all . + +It may chance cost some of us our lives , for he will stab . + +Alas the day ! take heed of him : he stabbed me in mine own house , and that most beastly . In good faith , he cares not what mischief he doth if his weapon be out : he will foin like any devil , he will spare neither man , woman , nor child . + +If I can close with him I care not for his thrust . + +No , nor I neither : I'll be at your elbow . + +An I but fist him once ; an a' come but within my vice , + +I am undone by his going ; I warrant you , he's an infinitive thing upon my score . Good Master Fang , hold him sure : good Master Snare , let him not 'scape . A' comes continuantly to Pie-corner saving your manhoods to buy a saddle , and he's indited to dinner to the Lubber's Head in Lumbert-Street , to Master Smooth's the silkman : I pray ye , since my exion is entered , and my case so openly known to the world , let him be brought in to his answer . A hundred mark is a long one for a poor lone woman to bear ; and I have borne , and borne , and borne ; and have been fubbed off , and fubbed off , and fubbed off , from this day to that day , that it is a shame to be thought on . There is no honesty in such dealing ; unless a woman should be made an ass , and a beast , to bear every knave's wrong . Yonder he comes ; and that arrant malmseynose knave , Bardolph , with him . Do your offices , do your offices , Master Fang and Master Snare ; do me , do me , do me your offices . + + +How now ! whose mare's dead ? what's the matter ? + +Sir John , I arrest you at the suit of Mistress Quickly . + +Away , varlets ! Draw , Bardolph : cut me off the villain's head ; throw the quean in the channel . + +Throw me in the channel ! I'll throw thee in the channel . Wilt thou ? wilt thou ? thou bastardly rogue ! Murder , murder ! Ah , thou honey-suckle villain ! wilt thou kill God's officers and the king's ? Ah , thou honey-seed rogue ! thou art a honey-seed , a man-queller , and a woman-queller . + +Keep them off , Bardolph . + +A rescue ! a rescue ! + +Good people , bring a rescue or two ! Thou wo't , wo't thou ? thou wo't , wo't ta ? do , do , thou rogue ! do , thou hemp-seed ! + +Away , you scullion ! you rampallian ! you fustilarian ! I'll tickle your catastrophe . + + +What is the matter ? keep the peace here , ho ! + +Good my lord , be good to me ! I beseech you , stand to me ! + +How now , Sir John ! what ! are you brawling here ? +Doth this become your place , your time and business ? +You should have been well on your way to York . +Stand from him , fellow : wherefore hang'st upon him ? + +O , my most worshipful lord , an't please your grace , I am a poor widow of Eastcheap , and he is arrested at my suit . + +For what sum ? + +It is more than for some , my lord ; it is for all , all I have . He hath eaten me out of house and home ; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his : but I will have some of it out again , or I will ride thee o' nights like the mare . + +I think I am as like to ride the mare if I have any vantage of ground to get up . + +How comes this , Sir John ? Fie ! what man of good temper would endure this tempest of exclamation ? Are you not ashamed to enforce a poor widow to so rough a course to come by her own ? + +What is the gross sum that I owe thee ? + +Marry , if thou wert an honest man , thyself and the money too . Thou didst swear to me upon a parcel-gilt goblet , sitting in my Dolphin-chamber , at the round table , by a seacoal fire , upon Wednesday in Wheeson week , when the prince broke thy head for liking his father to a singing-man of Windsor , thou didst swear to me then , as I was washing thy wound , to marry me and make me my lady thy wife . Canst thou deny it ? Did not goodwife Keech , the butcher's wife , come in then and call me gossip Quickly ? coming in to borrow a mess of vinegar ; telling us she had a good dish of prawns ; whereby thou didst desire to eat some , whereby I told thee they were ill for a green wound ? And didst thou not , when she was gone down-stairs , desire me to be no more so familiarity with such poor people ; saying that ere long they should call me madam ? And didst thou not kiss me and bid me fetch thee thirty shillings ? I put thee now to thy book-oath : deny it if thou canst . + +My lord , this is a poor mad soul ; and she says up and down the town that her eldest son is like you . She hath been in good case , and the truth is , poverty hath distracted her . But for these foolish officers , I beseech you I may have redress against them . + +Sir John , Sir John , I am well acquainted with your manner of wrenching the true cause the false way . It is not a confident brow , nor the throng of words that come with such more than impudent sauciness from you , can thrust me from a level consideration ; you have , as it appears to me , practised upon the easy-yielding spirit of this woman , and made her serve your uses both in purse and in person . + +Yea , in troth , my lord . + +Prithee , peace . Pay her the debt you owe her , and unpay the villany you have done her : the one you may do with sterling money , and the other with current repentance . + +My lord , I will not undergo this sneap without reply . You call honourable boldness impudent sauciness : if a man will make curtsy , and say nothing , he is virtuous . No , my lord , my humble duty remembered , I will not be your suitor : I say to you , I do desire deliverance from these officers , being upon hasty employment in the king's affairs . + +You speak as having power to do wrong : but answer in the effect of your reputation , and satisfy the poor woman . + +Come hither , hostess . + +Now , Master Gower ! what news ? + +The king , my lord , and Harry Prince of Wales +Are near at hand : the rest the paper tells . + + +As I am a gentleman . + +Nay , you said so before . + +As I am a gentleman . Come , no more words of it . + +By this heavenly ground I tread on , I must be fain to pawn both my plate and the tapestry of my dining-chambers . + +Glasses , glasses , is the only drinking : and for thy walls , a pretty slight drollery , or the story of the Prodigal , or the German hunting in water-work , is worth a thousand of these bed-hangings and these fly-bitten tapestries . Let it be ten pound if thou canst . Come , an it were not for thy humours , there is not a better wench in England . Go , wash thy face , and draw thy action . Come , thou must not be in this humour with me ; dost not know me ? Come , come , I know thou wast set on to this . + +Prithee , Sir John , let it be but twenty nobles : i' faith , I am loath to pawn my plate , so God save me , la ! + +Let it alone ; I'll make other shift : you'll be a fool still . + +Well , you shall have it , though I pawn my gown . I hope you'll come to supper . You'll pay me all together ? + +Will I live ? + +Go , with her , with her ; hook on , hook on . + +Will you have Doll Tearsheet meet you at supper ? + +No more words ; let's have her . + + +I have heard better news . + +What's the news , my good lord ? + +Where lay the king last night ? + +At Basingstoke , my lord . + +I hope , my lord , all's well : what is the news , my lord ? + +Come all his forces back ? + +No ; fifteen hundred foot , five hundred horse , +Are march'd up to my Lord of Lancaster , +Against Northumberland and the archbishop . + +Comes the king back from Wales , my noble lord ? + +You shall have letters of me presently . +Come , go along with me , good Master Gower . + +My lord ! + +What's the matter ? + +Master Gower , shall I entreat you with me to dinner ? + +I must wait upon my good lord here ; +I thank you , good Sir John . + +Sir John , you loiter here too long , being you are to take soldiers up in counties as you go . + +Will you sup with me , Master Gower ? + +What foolish master taught you these manners , Sir John ? + +Master Gower , if they become me not , he was a fool that taught them me . This is the right fencing grace , my lord ; tap for tap , and so part fair . + +Now the Lord lighten thee ! thou art a great fool . + + +Before God , I am exceeding weary . + +Is it come to that ? I had thought weariness durst not have attached one of so high blood . + +Faith , it does me , though it discolours the complexion of my greatness to acknowledge it . Doth it not show vilely in me to desire small beer ? + +Why , a prince should not be so loosely studied as to remember so weak a composition . + +Belike then my appetite was not princely got ; for , by my troth , I do now remember the poor creature , small beer . But , indeed , these humble considerations make me out of love with my greatness . What a disgrace is it to me to remember thy name , or to know thy face to-morrow ! or to take note how many pair of silk stockings thou hast ; viz . these , and those that were thy peach-coloured ones ! or to bear the inventory of thy shirts ; as , one for superfluity , and one other for use ! But that the tennis-court-keeper knows better than I , for it is a low ebb of linen with thee when thou keepest not racket there ; as thou hast not done a great while , because the rest of thy low-countries have made a shift to eat up thy holland : and God knows whether those that bawl out the ruins of thy linen shall inherit his kingdom ; but the midwives say the children are not in the fault ; whereupon the world increases , and kindreds are mightily strengthened . + +How ill it follows , after you have laboured so hard , you should talk so idly ! Tell me , how many good young princes would do so , their fathers being so sick as yours at this time is ? + +Shall I tell thee one thing , Poins ? + +Yes , faith , and let it be an excellent good thing . + +It shall serve among wits of no higher breeding than thine . + +Go to ; I stand the push of your one thing that you will tell . + +Marry , I tell thee , it is not meet that I should be sad , now my father is sick : albeit I could tell to thee ,as to one it pleases me , for fault of a better , to call my friend ,I could be sad , and sad indeed too . + +Very hardly upon such a subject . + +By this hand , thou thinkest me as far in the devil's book as thou and Falstaff for obduracy and persistency : let the end try the man . But I tell thee my heart bleeds inwardly that my father is so sick ; and keeping such vile company as thou art hath in reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow . + +The reason ? + +What wouldst thou think of me if I should weep ? + +I would think thee a most princely hypocrite . + +It would be every man's thought ; and thou art a blessed fellow to think as every man thinks : never a man's thought in the world keeps the road-way better than thine : every man would think me a hypocrite indeed . And what accites your most worshipful thought to think so ? + +Why , because you have been so lewd and so much engraffed to Falstaff . + +And to thee . + +By this light , I am well spoke on ; I can hear it with mine own ears : the worst that they can say of me is that I am a second brother and that I am a proper fellow of my hands ; and these two things I confess I cannot help . By the mass , here comes Bardolph . + + +And the boy that I gave Falstaff : a' had him from me Christian ; and look , if the fat villain have not transformed him ape . + +God save your Grace ! + +And yours , most noble Bardolph . + +Come , you virtuous ass , you bashful fool , must you be blushing ? wherefore blush you now ? What a maidenly man-at-arms are you become ! Is it such a matter to get a pottle-pot's maidenhead ? + +A' calls me even now , my lord , through a red lattice , and I could discern no part of his face from the window : at last , I spied his eyes , and methought he had made two holes in the ale-wife's new petticoat , and peeped through . + +Hath not the boy profited ? + +Away , you whoreson upright rabbit , away ! + +Away , you rascally Althea's dream , away ! + +Instruct us , boy ; what dream , boy ? + +Marry , my lord , Althea dreamed she was delivered of a firebrand ; and therefore I call him her dream . + +A crown's worth of good interpretation . There it is , boy . + + +O ! that this good blossom could be kept from cankers . Well , there is sixpence to preserve thee . + +An you do not make him be hanged among you , the gallows shall have wrong . + +And how doth thy master , Bardolph ? + +Well , my lord . He heard of your Grace's coming to town : there's a letter for you . + +Delivered with good respect . And how doth the martlemas , your master ? + +In bodily health , sir . + +Marry , the immortal part needs a physician ; but that moves not him : though that be sick , it dies not . + +I do allow this wen to be as familiar with me as my dog ; and he holds his place , for look you how he writes . + +'John Falstaff , knight ,' every man must know that , as oft as he has occasion to name himself : even like those that are akin to the king , for they never prick their finger but they say , 'There is some of the king's blood spilt .' 'How comes that ?' says he that takes upon him not to conceive . The answer is as ready as a borrower's cap , 'I am the king's poor cousin , sir .' + +Nay , they will be kin to us , or they will fetch it from Japhet . But to the letter : + +Sir John Falstaff , knight , to the son of the king nearest his father , Harry Prince of Wales , greeting . Why , this is a certificate . + +Peace ! + +I will imitate the honourable Romans in brevity : sure he means brevity in breath , short-winded .I commend me to thee , I commend thee , and I leave thee . Be not too familiar with Poins ; for he misuses thy favours so much that he swears thou art to marry his sister Nell . Repent at idle times as thou mayest , and so farewell . + +My lord , I'll steep this letter in sack and make him eat it . + +That's to make him eat twenty of his words . But do you use me thus , Ned ? must I marry your sister ? + +God send the wench no worse fortune ! but I never said so . + +Well , thus we play the fools with the time , and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us . Is your master here in London ? + +Yes , my lord . + +Where sups he ? doth the old boar feed in the old frank ? + +At the old place , my lord , in Eastcheap . + +What company ? + +Ephesians , my lord , of the old church . + +Sup any women with him ? + +None , my lord , but old Mistress Quickly and Mistress Doll Tearsheet . + +What pagan may that be ? + +A proper gentlewoman , sir , and a kinswoman of my master's . + +Even such kin as the parish heifers are to the town bull . Shall we steal upon them , Ned , at supper ? + +I am your shadow , my lord ; I'll follow you . + +Sirrah , you boy , and Bardolph ; no word to your master that I am yet come to town : there's for your silence . + + +I have no tongue , sir . + +And for mine , sir , I will govern it . + +Fare ye well ; go . + +This Doll Tearsheet should be some road . + +I warrant you , as common as the way between Saint Alban's and London . + +How might we see Falstaff bestow himself to-night in his true colours , and not ourselves be seen ? + +Put on two leathern jerkins and aprons , and wait upon him at his table as drawers . + +From a god to a bull ! a heavy descension ! it was Jove's case . From a prince to a prentice ! a low transformation ! that shall be mine ; for in every thing the purpose must weigh with the folly . Follow me , Ned . + + +I pray thee , loving wife , and gentle daughter , +Give even way unto my rough affairs : +Put not you on the visage of the times , +And be like them to Percy troublesome . + +I have given over , I will speak no more : +Do what you will ; your wisdom be your guide . + +Alas ! sweet wife , my honour is at pawn ; +And , but my going , nothing can redeem it . + +O ! yet for God's sake , go not to these wars . +The time was , father , that you broke your word +When you were more endear'd to it than now ; +When your own Percy , when my heart's dear Harry , +Threw many a northward look to see his father +Bring up his powers ; but he did long in vain . +Who then persuaded you to stay at home ? +There were two honours lost , yours and your son's : +For yours , the God of heaven brighten it ! +For his , it stuck upon him as the sun +In the grey vault of heaven ; and by his light +Did all the chivalry of England move +To do brave acts : he was indeed the glass +Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves : +He had no legs , that practis'd not his gait ; +And speaking thick , which nature made his blemish , +Became the accents of the valiant ; +For those that could speak low and tardily , +Would turn their own perfection to abuse , +To seem like him : so that , in speech , in gait , +In diet , in affections of delight , +In military rules , humours of blood , +He was the mark and glass , copy and book , +That fashion'd others . And him , O wondrous him ! +O miracle of men ! him did you leave , +Second to none , unseconded by you , +To look upon the hideous god of war +In disadvantage ; to abide a field +Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur's name +Did seem defensible : so you left him . +Never , O ! never , do his ghost the wrong +To hold your honour more precise and nice +With others than with him : let them alone . +The marshal and the archbishop are strong : +Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers , +To-day might I , hanging on Hotspur's neck , +Have talk'd of Monmouth's grave . + +Beshrew your heart , +Fair daughter ! you do draw my spirits from me +With new lamenting ancient oversights . +But I must go and meet with danger there , +Or it will seek me in another place , +And find me worse provided . + +O ! fly to Scotland , +Till that the nobles and the armed commons +Have of their puissance made a little taste . + +If they get ground and vantage of the king , +Then join you with them , like a rib of steel , +To make strength stronger ; but , for all our loves , +First let them try themselves . So did your son ; +He was so suffer'd : so came I a widow ; +And never shall have length of life enough +To rain upon remembrance with mine eyes , +That it may grow and sprout as high as heaven , +For recordation to my noble husband . + +Come , come , go in with me . 'Tis with my mind +As with the tide swell'd up unto its height , +That makes a still-stand , running neither way : +Fain would I go to meet the archbishop , +But many thousand reasons hold me back . +I will resolve for Scotland : there am I , +Till time and vantage crave my company . + + +What the devil hast thou brought there ? apple-johns ? thou knowest Sir John cannot endure an apple-john . + +Mass , thou sayst true . The prince once set a dish of apple-johns before him , and told him there were five more Sir Johns ; and , putting off his hat , said , 'I will now take my leave of these six dry , round , old withered knights .' It angered him to the heart ; but he hath forgot that . + +Why then , cover , and set them down : and see if thou canst find out Sneak's noise ; Mistress Tearsheet would fain hear some music . Dispatch : the room where they supped is too hot ; they'll come in straight . + +Sirrah , here will be the prince and Master Poins anon ; and they will put on two of our jerkins and aprons ; and Sir John must not know of it : Bardolph hath brought word . + +By the mass , here will be old utis : it will be an excellent stratagem . + +I'll see if I can find out Sneak . + +I'faith , sweetheart , methinks now you are in an excellent good temperality : your pulsidge beats as extraordinarily as heart would desire ; and your colour , I warrant you , is as red as any rose ; in good truth , la ! But , i' faith , you have drunk too much canaries , and that's a marvellous searching wine , and it perfumes the blood ere one can say , What's this ? How do you now ? + +Better than I was : hem ! + +Why , that's well said ; a good heart's worth gold . Lo ! here comes Sir John . + + +When Arthur first in court Empty the jordan . + +And was a worthy king . How now , Mistress Doll ! + +Sick of a calm : yea , good sooth . + +So is all her sect ; an they be once in a calm they are sick . + +You muddy rascal , is that all the comfort you give me ? + +You make fat rascals , Mistress Doll . + +I make them ! gluttony and diseases make them ; I make them not . + +If the cook help to make the gluttony , you help to make the diseases , Doll : we catch of you , Doll , we catch of you ; grant that , my poor virtue , grant that . + +Ay , marry ; our chains and our jewels . + +'Your brooches , pearls , and owches :' for to serve bravely is to come halting off you know : to come off the breach with his pike bent bravely , and to surgery bravely ; to venture upon the charged chambers bravely , + +Hang yourself , you muddy conger , hang yourself ! + +By my troth , this is the old fashion ; you two never meet but you fall to some discord : you are both , in good troth , as rheumatic as two dry toasts ; you cannot one bear with another's confirmities . What the good-year ! one must bear , and that must be you : you are the weaker vessel , as they say , the emptier vessel . + +Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogshead ? there's a whole merchant's venture of Bourdeaux stuff in him : you have not seen a hulk better stuffed in the hold . Come , I'll be friends with thee , Jack : thou art going to the wars ; and whether I shall ever see thee again or no , there is nobody cares . + + +Sir , Ancient Pistol's below , and would speak with you . + +Hang him , swaggering rascal ! let him not come hither : it is the foul-mouthedest rogue in England . + +If he swagger , let him not come here : no , by my faith ; I must live amongst my neighbours ; I'll no swaggerers : I am in good name and fame with the very best . Shut the door ; there comes no swaggerers here : I have not lived all this while to have swaggering now : shut the door , I pray you . + +Dost thou hear , hostess ? + +Pray you , pacify yourself , Sir John : there comes no swaggerers here . + +Dost thou hear ? it is mine ancient . + +Tilly-fally , Sir John , never tell me : your ancient swaggerer comes not in my doors . I was before Master Tisick , the deputy , t'other day ; and , as he said to me ,'twas no longer ago than Wednesday last ,'Neighbour Quickly ,' says he ;Master Dumbe , our minister , was by then ;'Neighbour Quickly ,' says he , 'receive those that are civil , for ,' said he , 'you are in an ill name ;' now , a' said so , I can tell whereupon ; 'for ,' says he , 'you are an honest woman , and well thought on ; therefore take heed what guests you receive : receive ,' says he , 'no swaggering companions .' There comes none here :you would bless you to hear what he said . No , I'll no swaggerers . + +He's no swaggerer , hostess ; a tame cheater , i' faith ; you may stroke him as gently as a puppy greyhound : he will not swagger with a Barbary hen if her feathers turn back in any show of resistance . Call him up , drawer . + + +Cheater , call you him ? I will bar no honest man my house , nor no cheater ; but I do not love swaggering , by my troth ; I am the worse , when one says swagger . Feel , masters , how I shake ; look you , I warrant you . + +So you do , hostess . + +Do I ? yea , in very truth , do I , an 'twere an aspen leaf : I cannot abide swaggerers . + + +God save you , Sir John ! + +Welcome , Ancient Pistol . Here , Pistol , I charge you with a cup of sack : do you discharge upon mine hostess . + +I will discharge upon her , Sir John , with two bullets . + +She is pistol-proof , sir ; you shall hardly offend her . + +Come , I'll drink no proofs nor no bullets : I'll drink no more than will do me good , for no man's pleasure , I . + +Then to you , Mistress Dorothy ; I will charge you . + +Charge me ! I scorn you , scurvy companion . What ! you poor , base , rascally , cheating , lack-linen mate ! Away , you mouldy rogue , away ! I am meat for your master . + +I know you , Mistress Dorothy . + +Away , you cut-purse rascal ! you filthy bung , away ! By this wine , I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps an you play the saucy cuttle with me . Away , you bottle-ale rascal ! you basket-hilt stale juggler , you ! Since when , I pray you , sir ? God's light ! with two points on your shoulder ? much ! + +God let me not live . I will murder your ruff for this ! + +No more , Pistol : I would not have you go off here . Discharge yourself of our company , Pistol . + +No , good captain Pistol ; not here , sweet captain . + +Captain ! thou abominable damned cheater , art thou not ashamed to be called captain ? An captains were of my mind , they would truncheon you out for taking their names upon you before you have earned them . You a captain , you slave ! for what ? for tearing a poor whore's ruff in a bawdy-house ? He a captain ! Hang him , rogue ! He lives upon mouldy stewed prunes and dried cakes . A captain ! God's light , these villains will make the word captain as odious as the word 'occupy ,' which was an excellent good word before it was ill sorted : therefore captains had need look to it . + +Pray thee , go down , good ancient . + +Hark thee hither , Mistress Doll . + +Not I ; I tell thee what , Corporal Bardolph ; I could tear her . I'll be revenged of her . + +Pray thee , go down . + +I'll see her damned first ; to Pluto's damned lake , by this hand , to the infernal deep , with Erebus and tortures vile also . Hold hook and line , say I . Down , down , dogs ! down fates ! Have we not Hiren here ? + +Good Captain Peesel , be quiet ; it is very late , i' faith . I beseek you now , aggravate your choler . + +These be good humours , indeed ! Shall pack-horses , +And hollow pamper'd jades of Asia , +Which cannot go but thirty miles a day , +Compare with C sars , and with Cannibals , +And Trojan Greeks ? nay , rather damn them with +King Cerberus ; and let the welkin roar . +Shall we fall foul for toys ? + +By my troth , captain , these are very bitter words . + +Be gone , good ancient : this will grow to a brawl anon . + +Dio men like dogs ! give crowns like pins ! Have we not Hiren here ? + +O' my word , captain , there's none such here . What the good-year ! do you think I would deny her ? for God's sake ! be quiet . + +Then feed , and be fat , my fair Calipolis . +Come , give's some sack . +Si fortuna me tormente , sperato me contento . +Fear we broadsides ? no , let the fiend give fire : +Give me some sack ; and , sweetheart , lie thou there . + +Come we to full points here , and are et ceteras nothing ? + +Pistol , I would be quiet . + +Sweet knight , I kiss thy neif . What ! we have seen the seven stars . + +For God's sake , thrust him down stairs ! I cannot endure such a fustian rascal . + +'Thrust him down stairs !' know we not Galloway nags ? + +Quoit him down , Bardolph , like a shovegroat shilling : nay , an a' do nothing but speak nothing , a' shall be nothing here . + +Come , get you down stairs . + +What ! shall we have incision ? Shall we imbrue ? + +Then death rock me asleep , abridge my doleful days ! +Why then , let grievous , ghastly , gaping wounds +Untwine the Sisters Three ! Come , Atropos , I say ! + +Here's goodly stuff toward ! + +Give me my rapier , boy . + +I pray thee , Jack , I pray thee , do not draw . + +Get you down stairs . + + +Here's a goodly tumult ! I'll forswear keeping house , afore I'll be in these tirrits and frights . So ; murder , I warrant now . Alas , alas ! put up your naked weapons ; put up your naked weapons . + + +I pray thee , Jack , be quiet ; the rascal's gone . Ah ! you whoreson little valiant villain , you ! + +Are you not hurt i' the groin ? methought a' made a shrewd thrust at your belly . + + +Have you turned him out o' doors ? + +Yes , sir : the rascal's drunk . You have hurt him , sir , i' the shoulder . + +A rascal , to brave me ! + +Ah , you sweet little rogue , you ! Alas , poor ape , how thou sweatest ! Come , let me wipe thy face ; come on , you whoreson chops . Ah , rogue ! i' faith , I love thee . Thou art as valorous as Hector of Troy , worth five of Agamemnon , and ten times better than the Nine Worthies . Ah , villain ! + +A rascally slave ! I will toss the rogue in a blanket . + +Do , an thou darest for thy heart : an thou dost , I'll canvass thee between a pair of sheets . + + +The music is come , sir . + +Let them play . Play , sirs . Sit on my knee , Doll . A rascal bragging slave ! the rogue fled from me like quicksilver . + +I' faith , and thou followedst him like a church . Thou whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig , when wilt thou leave fighting o' days , and foining o' nights , and begin to patch up thine old body for heaven ? + + +Peace , good Doll ! do not speak like a death's head : do not bid me remember mine end . + +Sirrah , what humour is the prince of ? + +A good shallow young fellow : a' would have made a good pantler , a' would have chipped bread well . + +They say , Poins has a good wit . + +He a good wit ! hang him , baboon ! his wit is as thick as Tewksbury mustard : there is no more conceit in him than is in a mallet . + +Why does the prince love him so , then ? + +Because their legs are both of a bigness , and he plays at quoits well , and eats conger and fennel , and drinks off candles' ends for flapdragons , and rides the wild mare with the boys , and jumps upon joint-stools , and swears with a good grace , and wears his boots very smooth , like unto the sign of the leg , and breeds no bate with telling of discreet stories ; and such other gambol faculties a' has , that show a weak mind and an able body , for the which the prince admits him : for the prince himself is such another ; the weight of a hair will turn the scales between their avoirdupois . + +Would not this nave of a wheel have his ears cut off ? + +Let's beat him before his whore . + +Look , whether the withered elder hath not his poll clawed like a parrot . + +Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance ? + +Kiss me , Doll . + +Saturn and Venus this year in conjunction ! what says the almanack to that ? + +And , look , whether the fiery Trigon , his man , be not lisping to his master's old tables , his note-book , his counsel-keeper . + +Thou dost give me flattering busses . + +By my troth , I kiss thee with a most constant heart . + +I am old , I am old . + +I love thee better than I love e'er a scurvy young boy of them all . + +What stuff wilt have a kirtle of ? I shall receive money o' Thursday ; thou shalt have a cap to-morrow . A merry song ! come : it grows late ; we'll to bed . Thou'lt forget me when I am gone . + +By my troth , thou'lt set me a-weeping an thou sayst so : prove that ever I dress myself handsome till thy return . Well , hearken at the end . + +Some sack , Francis ! + +Anon , anon , sir . + +Anon , anon , sir . + +Ha ! a bastard son of the king's ? And art not thou Poins his brother ? + +Why , thou globe of sinful cntinents , what a life dost thou lead ! + +A better than thou : I am a gentleman ; thou art a drawer . + +Very true , sir ; and I come to draw you out by the ears . + +O ! the Lord preserve thy good Grace ; by my troth , welcome to London . Now , the Lord bless that sweet face of thine ! O Jesu ! are you come from Wales ? + +Thou whoreson mad compound of majesty , by this light flesh and corrupt blood + +thou art welcome . + +How , you fat fool ! I scorn you . + +My lord , he will drive you out of your revenge and turn all to a merriment , if you take not the heat . + +You whoreson candle-mine , you , how vilely did you speak of me even now before this honest , virtuous , civil gentlewoman ! + +Blessing on your good heart ! and so she is , by my troth . + +Didst thou hear me ? + +Yea ; and you knew me , as you did when you ran away by Gadshill : you knew I was at your back , and spoke it on purpose to try my patience . + +No , no , no ; not so ; I did not think thou wast within hearing . + +I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse ; and then I know how to handle you . + +No abuse , Hal , o' mine honour ; no abuse . + +Not to dispraise me , and call me pantler and bread-chipper and I know not what ? + +No abuse , Hal . + +No abuse ! + +No abuse , Ned , in the world ; honest Ned , none . I dispraised him before the wicked , that the wicked might not fall in love with him ; in which doing I have done the part of a careful friend and a true subject , and thy father is to give me thanks for it . No abuse , Hal ; none , Ned , none : no , faith , boys , none . + +See now , whether pure fear and entire cowardice doth not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to close with us ? Is she of the wicked ? Is thine hostess here of the wicked ? Or is thy boy of the wicked ? Or honest Bardolph , whose zeal burns in his nose , of the wicked ? + +Answer , thou dead elm , answer . + +The fiend hath pricked down Bardolph irrecoverable ; and his face is Lucifer's privykitchen , where he doth nothing but roast maltworms . For the boy , there is a good angel about him ; but the devil outbids him too . + +For the women ? + +For one of them , she is in hell already , and burns poor souls . For the other , I owe her money ; and whether she be damned for that , I know not . + +No , I warrant you . + +No , I think thou art not ; I think thou art quit for that . Marry , there is another indictment upon thee , for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house , contrary to the law ; for the which I think thou wilt howl . + +All victuallers do so : what's a joint of mutton or two in a whole Lent ? + +You , gentlewoman , + +What says your Grace ? + +His Grace says that which his flesh rebels against . + + +Who knocks so loud at door ? Look to the door there , Francis . + + +Peto , how now ! what news ? + +The king your father is at Westminster ; +And there are twenty weak and wearied posts +Come from the north : and as I came along , +I met and overtook a dozen captains , +Bare-headed , sweating , knocking at the taverns , +And asking every one for Sir John Falstaff . + +By heaven , Poins , I feel me much to blame , +So idly to profane the precious time , +When tempest of commotion , like the south , +Borne with black vapour , doth begin to melt +And drop upon our bare unarmed heads . +Give me my sword and cloak . Falstaff , good night . + + +Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night , and we must hence and leave it unpicked . + +More knocking at the door ! + +How now ! what's the matter ? + +You must away to court , sir , presently ; +A dozen captains stay at door for you . + +Pay the musicians , sirrah . Farewell , hostess ; farewell , Doll . You see , my good wenches , how men of merit are sought after : the undeserver may sleep when the man of action is called on . Farewell , good wenches . If I be not sent away post , I will see you again ere I go . + +I cannot speak ; if my heart be not ready to burst ,well , sweet Jack , have a care of thyself . + +Farewell , farewell . + + +Well , fare thee well : I have known thee these twenty-nine years , come peascod-time ; but an honester , and truer-hearted man ,well , fare thee well . + +Mistress Tearsheet ! + +What's the matter ? + +Bid Mistress Tearsheet come to my master . + +O ! run , Doll , run ; run , good Doll . + +Go , call the Earls of Surrey and of Warwick ; +But , ere they come , bid them o'er-read these letters , +And well consider of them . Make good speed . + +How many thousand of my poorest subjects +Are at this hour asleep ! O sleep ! O gentle sleep ! +Nature's soft nurse , how have I frighted thee , +That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down +And steep my senses in forgetfulness ? +Why rather , sleep , liest thou in smoky cribs , +Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee , +And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber , +Than in the perfum'd chambers of the great , +Under the canopies of costly state , +And lull'd with sound of sweetest melody ? +O thou dull god ! why liest thou with the vile +In loathsome beds , and leav'st the kingly couch +A watch-case or a common 'larum bell ? +Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast +Seel up the ship-boy's eyes , and rock his brains +In cradle of the rude imperious surge , +And in the visitation of the winds , +Who take the ruffian billows by the top , +Curling their monstrous heads , and hanging them +With deaf'ning clamour in the slippery clouds , +That with the hurly death itself awakes ? +Canst thou , O partial sleep ! give thy repose +To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude , +And in the calmest and most stillest night , +With all appliances and means to boot , +Deny it to a king ? Then , happy low , lie down ! +Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown . + + +Many good morrows to your majesty ! + +Is it good morrow , lords ? + +'Tis one o'clock , and past . + +Why then , good morrow to you all , my lords . +Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you ? + +We have , my liege . + +Then you perceive the body of our kingdom , +How foul it is ; what rank diseases grow , +And with what danger , near the heart of it . + +It is but as a body , yet , distemper'd , +Which to his former strength may be restor'd +With good advice and little medicine : +My Lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd . + +O God ! that one might read the book of fate , +And see the revolution of the times +Make mountains level , and the continent , +Weary of solid firmness ,melt itself +Into the sea ! and , other times , to see +The beachy girdle of the ocean +Too wide for Neptune's hips ; how chances mock , +And changes fill the cup of alteration +With divers liquors ! O ! if this were seen , +The happiest youth , viewing his progress through , +What perils past , what crosses to ensue , +Would shut the book , and sit him down and die . +'Tis not ten years gone +Since Richard and Northumberland , great friends , +Did feast together , and in two years after +Were they at wars : it is but eight years since +This Percy was the man nearest my soul , +Who like a brother toil'd in my affairs +And laid his love and life under my foot ; +Yea , for my sake , even to the eyes of Richard +Gave him defiance . But which of you was by , + + +You , cousin Nevil , as I may remember , +When Richard , with his eye brimful of tears , +Then check'd and rated by Northumberland , +Did speak these words , now prov'd a prophecy ? +'Northumberland , thou ladder , by the which +My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne ;' +Though then , God knows , I had no such intent , +But that necessity so bow'd the state +That I and greatness were compelled to kiss : +'The time shall come ,' thus did he follow it , +'The time will come , that foul sin , gathering head , +Shall break into corruption :' so went on , +Foretelling this same time's condition +And the division of our amity . + +There is a history in all men's lives , +Figuring the nature of the times deceas'd ; +The which observ'd , a man may prophesy , +With a near aim , of the main chance of things +As yet not come to life , which in their seeds +And weak leginnings lie intreasured . +Such things become the hatch and brood of time ; +And by the necessary form of this +King Richard might create a perfect guess +That great Northumberland , then false to him , +Would of that seed grow to a greater falseness , +Which should not find a ground to root upon , +Unless on you . + +Are these things then necessities ? +Then let us meet them like necessities ; +And that same word even now cries out on us . +They say the bishop and Northumberland +Are fifty thousand strong . + +It cannot be , my lord ! +Rumour doth double , like the voice and echo , +The numbers of the fear'd . Please it your Grace +To go to bed : upon my soul , my lord , +The powers that you already have sent forth +Shall bring this prize in very easily . +To comfort you the more , I have receiv'd +A certain instance that Glendower is dead . +Your majesty hath been this fortnight ill , +And these unseason'd hours perforce must add +Unto your sickness . + +I will take your counsel : +And were these inward wars once out of hand , +We would , dear lords , unto the Holy Land . + + +Come on , come on , come on , sir ; give me your hand , sir , give me your hand , sir : an early stirrer , by the rood ! And how doth my good cousin Silence ? + +Good morrow , good cousin Shallow . + +And how doth my cousin , your bed-fellow ? and your fairest daughter and mine , my god-daughter Ellen ? + +Alas ! a black ousel , cousin Shallow ! + +By yea and nay , sir , I dare say my cousin William is become a good scholar . He is at Oxford still , is he not ? + +Indeed , sir , to my cost . + +A' must , then , to the inns o' court shortly . I was once of Clement's Inn ; where I think they will talk of mad Shallow yet . + +You were called 'lusty Shallow' then , cousin . + +By the mass , I was called any thing ; and I would have done any thing indeed too , and roundly too . There was I , and Little John Doit of Staffordshire , and black George Barnes , and Francis Pickbone , and Will Squele a Cotswold man ; you had not four such swinge-bucklers in all the inns of court again : and , I may say to you , we knew where the bona-robas were , and had the best of them all at commandment . Then was Jack Falstaff , now Sir John , a boy , and page to Thomas Mowbray , Duke of Norfolk . + +This Sir John , cousin , that comes hither anon about soldiers ? + +The same Sir John , the very same . I saw him break Skogan's head at the court gate , when a' was a crack not thus high : and the very same day did I fight with one Sampson Stockfish , a fruiterer , behind Gray's Inn . Jesu ! Jesu ! the mad days that I have spent ; and to see how many of mine old acquaintance are dead ! + +We shall all follow , cousin . + +Certain , 'tis certain ; very sure , very sure : death , as the Psalmist saith , is certain to all ; all shall die . How a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair ? + +Truly , cousin , I was not there . + +Death is certain . Is old Double of your town living yet ? + +Dead , sir . + +Jesu ! Jesu ! dead ! a' drew a good bow ; and dead ! a' shot a fine shoot : John a Gaunt loved him well , and betted much money on his head . Dead ! a' would have clapped i' the clout at twelve score ; and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half , that it would have done a man's heart good to see . How a score of ewes now ? + +Thereafter as they be : a score of good ewes may be worth ten pounds . + +And is old Double dead ? + +Here come two of Sir John Falstaff's men , as I think . + + +Good morrow , honest gentlemen : I beseech you , which is Justice Shallow ? + +I am Robert Shallow , sir ; a poor esquire of this county , and one of the king's justices of the peace : what is your good pleasure with me ? + +My captain , sir , commends him to you ; my captain , Sir John Falstaff : a tall gentleman , by heaven , and a most gallant leader . + +He greets me well , sir . I knew him a good backsword man . How doth the good knight ? may I ask how my lady his wife doth ? + +Sir , pardon ; a soldier is better accommodated than with a wife . + +It is well said , in faith , sir ; and it is well said indeed too . 'Better accommodated !' it is good ; yea indeed , is it : good phrases are surely and ever were , very commendable . Accommodated ! it comes of accommodo : very good ; a good phrase . + +Pardon me , sir ; I have heard the word . 'Phrase ,' call you it ? By this good day , I know not the phrase ; but I will maintain the word with my sword to be a soldier-like word , and a word of exceeding good command , by heaven . Accommodated ; that is , when a man is , as they say , accommodated ; or , when a man is , being , whereby , a' may be thought to be accommodated , which is an excellent thing . + + +It is very just . Look , here comes good Sir John . Give me your good hand , give me your worship's good hand . By my troth , you look well and bear your years very well : welcome , good Sir John . + +I am glad to see you well , good Master Robert Shallow . Master Surecard , as I think . + +No , Sir John ; it is my cousin , Silence , in commission with me . + +Good Master Silence , it well befits you should be of the peace . + +Your good worship is welcome . + +Fie ! this is hot weather , gentlemen . +Have you provided me here half a dozen sufficient men ? + +Marry , have we , sir . Will you sit ? + +Let me see them , I beseech you . + +Where's the roll ? where's the roll ? where's the roll ? Let me see , let me see , let me see . So , so , so , so , so , so , so : yea , marry , sir : Ralph Mouldy ! let them appear as I call ; let them do so , let them do so . Let me see ; where is Mouldy ? + +Here , an't please you . + +What think you , Sir John ? a goodlimbed fellow ; young , strong , and of good friends . + +Is thy name Mouldy ? + +Yea , an't please you . + +'Tis the more time thou wert used . + +Ha , ha , ha ! most excellent , i' faith ! things that are mouldy lack use : very singular good . In faith , well said , Sir John ; very well said . + +Prick him . + +I was pricked well enough before , an you could have let me alone : my old dame will be undone now for one to do her husbandry and her drudgery : you need not to have pricked me ; there are other men fitter to go out than I . + +Go to : peace , Mouldy ! you shall go . Mouldy , it is time you were spent . + +Spent ! + +Peace , fellow , peace ! stand aside : know you where you are ? For the other , Sir John : let me see . Simon Shadow ! + +Yea , marry , let me have him to sit under : he's like to be a cold soldier . + +Where's Shadow ? + +Here , sir . + +Shadow , whose son art thou ? + +My mother's son , sir . + +Thy mother's son ! like enough , and thy father's shadow : so the son of the female is the shadow of the male : it is often so , indeed ; but not of the father's substance . + +Do you like him , Sir John ? + +Shadow will serve for summer ; prick him , for we have a number of shadows to fill up the muster-book . + +Thomas Wart ? + +Where's he ? + +Here , sir . + +Is thy name Wart ? + +Yea , sir . + +Thou art a very ragged wart . + +Shall I prick him , Sir John ? + +It were superfluous ; for his apparel is built upon his back , and the whole frame stands upon pins : prick him no more . + +Ha , ha , ha ! you can do it , sir ; you can do it : I commend you well . Francis Feeble ! + +Here , sir . + +What trade art thou , Feeble ? + +A woman's tailor , sir . + +Shall I prick him , sir ? + +You may ; but if he had been a man's tailor he'd have pricked you . Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat ? + +I will do my good will , sir : you can have no more . + +Well said , good woman's tailor ! well said , courageous Feeble ! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove or most magnanimous mouse . Prick the woman's tailor ; well , Master Shallow ; deep , Master Shallow . + +I would Wart might have gone , sir . + +I would thou wert a man's tailor , that thou mightst mend him , and make him fit to go . I cannot put him to a private soldier that is the leader of so many thousands : let that suffice , most forcible Feeble . + +It shall suffice , sir . + +I am bound to thee , reverend Feeble . +Who is next ? + +Peter Bullcalf o' the green ! + +Yea , marry , let's see Bullcalf . + +Here , sir . + +'Fore God , a likely fellow ! Come , prick me Bullcalf till he roar again . + +O Lord ! good my lord captain , + +What ! dost thou roar before thou art pricked ? + +O Lord , sir ! I am a diseased man . + +What disease hast thou ? + +A whoreson cold , sir ; a cough , sir , which I caught with ringing in the king's affairs upon his coronation day , sir . + +Come , thou shalt go to the wars in a gown ; we will have away thy cold ; and I will take such order that thy friends shall ring for thee . Is here all ? + +Here is two more called than your number ; you must have but four here , sir : and so , I pray you , go in with me to dinner . + +Come , I will go drink with you , but I cannot tarry dinner . I am glad to see you , by my troth , Master Shallow . + +O , Sir John , do you remember since we lay all night in the windmill in Saint George's fields ? + +No more of that , good Master Shallow , no more of that . + +Ha ! it was a merry night . And is Jane Nightwork alive ? + +She lives , Master Shallow . + +She never could away with me . + +Never , never ; she would always say she could not abide Master Shallow . + +By the mass , I could anger her to the heart . She was then a bona-roba . Doth she hold her own well ? + +Old , old , Master Shallow . + +Nay she must be old ; she cannot choose but be old ; certain she's old ; and had Robin Nightwork by old Nightwork before I came to Clement's Inn . + +That's fifty-five year ago . + +Ha ! cousin Silence , that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen . Ha ! Sir John , said I well ? + +We have heard the chimes at midnight , Master Shallow . + +That we have , that we have , that we have ; in faith , Sir John , we have . Our watchword was , 'Hem , boys !' Come , let's to dinner ; come , let's to dinner . Jesus , the days that we have seen ! Come , come . + + +Good Master Corporate Bardolph , stand my friend , and here's four Harry ten shillings in French crowns for you . In very truth , sir , I had as lief be hanged , sir , as go : and yet , for mine own part , sir , I do not care ; but rather , because I am unwilling , and , for mine own part , have a desire to stay with my friends : else , sir , I did not care , for mine own part , so much . + +Go to ; stand aside . + +And , good Master corporal captain , for my old dame's sake , stand my friend : she has nobody to do any thing about her , when I am gone ; and she is old , and cannot help herself . You shall have forty , sir . + +Go to ; stand aside . + +By my troth , I care not ; a man can die but once ; we owe God a death . I'll ne'er bear a base mind : an't be my destiny , so ; an't be not , so . No man's too good to serve's prince ; and let it go which way it will , he that dies this year is quit for the next . + +Well said ; thou'rt a good fellow . + +Faith , I'll bear no base mind . + + +Come , sir , which men shall I have ? + +Four , of which you please . + +Sir , a word with you . I have three pound to free Mouldy and Bullcalf . + +Go to ; well . + +Come , Sir John , which four will you have ? + +Do you choose for me . + +Marry , then , Mouldy , Bullcalf , Feeble , and Shadow . + +Mouldy , and Bullcalf : for you , Mouldy , stay at home till you are past service : and for your part , Bullcalf , grow till you come unto it : I will none of you . + +Sir John , Sir John , do not yourself wrong : they are your likeliest men , and I would have you served with the best . + +Will you tell me , Master Shallow , how to choose a man ? Care I for the limb , the thewes , the stature , bulk , and big assemblance of a man ! Give me the spirit , Master Shallow . Here's Wart ; you see what a ragged appearance it is : a' shall charge you and discharge you with the motion of a pewterer's hammer , come off and on swifter than he that gibbets on the brewer's bucket . And this same half-faced fellow , Shadow , give me this man : he presents no mark to the enemy ; the foeman may with as great aim level at the edge of a penknife . And , for a retreat ; how swiftly will this Feeble the woman's tailor run off ! O ! give me the spare men , and spare me the great ones . Put me a caliver into Wart's hand , Bardolph . + +Hold , Wart , traverse ; thus , thus , thus . + +Come , manage me your caliver . So : very well : go to : very good : exceeding good . O , give me always a little , lean , old , chopp'd , bald shot . Well said , i' faith , Wart ; thou'rt a good scab : hold , there's a tester for thee . + +He is not his craft's master , he doth not do it right . I remember at Mile-end Green , when I lay at Clement's Inn ,I was then Sir Dagonet in Arthur's show ,there was a little quiver fellow , and a' would manage you his piece thus : and a' would about and about , and come you in , and come you in ; 'rah , tah , tah ,' would a' say ; 'bounce ,' would a' say ; and away again would a' go , and again would a' come : I shall never see such a fellow . + +These fellows will do well , Master Shallow . God keep you , Master Silence : I will not use many words with you . Fare you well , gentlemen both : I thank you : I must a dozen mile to-night . Bardolph , give the soldiers coats . + +Sir John , the Lord bless you ! and prosper your affairs ! God send us peace ! At your return visit our house ; let our old acquaintance be renewed : peradventure I will with ye to the court . + +'Fore God I would you would , Master Shallow . + +Go to ; I have spoke at a word . God keep you . + +Fare you well , gentle gentlemen . + +As I return , I will fetch off these justices : I do see the bottom of Justice Shallow . Lord , Lord ! how subject we old men are to this vice of lying . This same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildness of his youth and the feats he hath done about Turnbull Street ; and every third word a lie , duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's tribute . I do remember him at Clement's Inn like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring : when a' was naked he was for all the world like a forked radish , with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife : a' was so forlorn that his dimensions to any thick sight were invincible : a' was the very genius of famine ; yet lecherous as a monkey , and the whores called him mandrake : a' came ever in the rearward of the fashion and sung those tunes to the over-scutched huswives that he heard the carmen whistle , and sware they were his fancies or his good-nights . And now is this Vice's dagger become a squire , and talks as familiarly of John a Gaunt as if he had been sworn brother to him ; and I'll be sworn a' never saw him but once in the Tilt-yard , and then he burst his head for crowding among the marshal's men . I saw it and told John a Gaunt he beat his own name ; for you might have thrust him and all his apparel into an eel-skin ; the case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him , a court ; and now has he land and beefs . Well , I will be acquainted with him , if I return ; and it shall go hard but I will make him a philosopher's two stones to me . If the young dace be a bait for the old pike , I see no reason in the law of nature but I may snap at him . Let time shape , and there an end . + +What is this forest call'd ? + +'Tis Gaultree Forest , an't shall please your Grace . + +Here stand , my lords , and send discovers forth , +To know the numbers of our enemies . + +We have sent forth already . + +'Tis well done . +My friends and brethren in these great affairs , +I must acquaint you that I have receiv'd +New-dated letters from Northumberland ; +Their cold intent , tenour and substance , thus : +Here doth he wish his person , with such powers +As might hold sortance with his quality ; +The which he could not levy ; whereupon +He is retir'd , to ripe his growing fortunes , +To Scotland ; and concludes in hearty prayers +That your attempts may overlive the hazard +And fearful meeting of their opposite . + +Thus do the hopes we have in him touch ground +And dash themselves to pieces . + + +Now , what news ? + +West of this forest , scarcely off a mile , +In goodly form comes on the enemy ; +And , by the ground they hide , I judge their number +Upon or near the rate of thirty thousand . + +The just proportion that we gave them out . +Let us sway on and face them in the field . + + +What well-appointed leader fronts us here ? + +I think it is my Lord of Westmoreland . + +Health and fair greeting from our general . +The Prince , Lord John and Duke of Lancaster . + +Say on , my Lord of Westmoreland , in peace , +What doth concern your coming . + +Then , my lord , +Unto your Grace do I in chief address +The substance of my speech . If that rebellion +Came like itself , in base and abject routs , +Led on by bloody youth , guarded with rags , +And countenanc'd by boys and beggary ; +I say , if damn'd commotion so appear'd , +In his true , native , and most proper shape , +You , reverend father , and these noble lords +Had not been here , to dress the ugly form +Of base and bloody insurrection +With your fair honours . You , lord archbishop , +Whose see is by a civil peace maintain'd , +Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd , +Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutor'd , +Whose white investments figure innocence , +The dove and very blessed spirit of peace , +Wherefore do you so ill translate yourself +Out of the speech of peace that bears such grace +Into the harsh and boisterous tongue of war ; +Turning your books to greaves , your ink to blood , +Your pens to lances , and your tongue divine +To a loud trumpet and a point of war ? + +Wherefore do I this ? so the question stands . +Briefly to this end : we are all diseas'd ; +And , with our surfeiting and wanton hours +Have brought ourselves into a burning fever , +And we must bleed for it : of which disease +Our late king , Richard , being infected , died . +But , my most noble Lord of Westmoreland , +I take not on me here as a physician , +Nor do I as an enemy to peace +Troop in the throngs of military men ; +But rather show a while like fearful war , +To diet rank minds sick of happiness +And purge the obstructions which begin to stop +Our very veins of life . Hear me more plainly : +I have in equal balance justly weigh'd +What wrongs our arms may do , what wrongs we suffer , +And find our griefs heavier than our offences . +We see which way the stream of time doth run +And are enforc'd from our most quiet sphere +By the rough torrent of occasion ; +And have the summary of all our griefs , +When time shall serve , to show in articles , +Which long ere this we offer'd to the king , +And might by no suit gain our audience . +When we are wrong'd and would unfold our griefs , +We are denied access unto his person +Even by those men that most have done us wrong . +The dangers of the days but newly gone , +Whose memory is written on the earth +With yet appearing blood ,and the examples +Of every minute's instance , present now , +Have put us in these ill-beseeming arms ; +Not to break peace , or any branch of it , +But to establish here a peace indeed , +Concurring both in name and quality . + +When ever yet was your appeal denied ? +Wherein have you been galled by the king ? +What peer hath been suborn'd to grate on you , +That you should seal this lawless bloody book +Of forg'd rebellion with a seal divine , +And consecrate commotion's bitter edge ? + +My brother general , the commonwealth , +To brother born an household cruelty , +I make my quarrel in particular . + +There is no need of any such redress ; +Or if there were , it not belongs to you . + +Why not to him in part , and to us all +That feel the bruises of the days before , +And suffer the condition of these times +To lay a heavy and unequal hand +Upon our honours ? + +O ! my good Lord Mowbray , +Construe the times to their necessities , +And you shall say indeed , it is the time , +And not the king , that doth you injuries . +Yet , for your part , it not appears to me +Either from the king or in the present time +That you should have an inch of any ground +To build a grief on : were you not restor'd +To all the Duke of Norfolk's signories , +Your noble and right well-remember'd father's ? + +What thing , in honour , had my father lost , +That need to be reviv'd and breath'd in me ? +The king that lov'd him as the state stood then , +Was force perforce compell'd to banish him : +And then that Harry Bolingbroke and he , +Being mounted and both roused in their seats , +Their neighing coursers daring of the spur , +Their armed staves in charge , their beavers down , +Their eyes of fire sparkling through sights of steel , +And the loud trumpet blowing them together , +Then , then , when there was nothing could have stay'd +My father from the breast of Bolingbroke , +O ! when the king did throw his warder down , +His own life hung upon the staff he threw ; +Then threw he down himself and all their lives +That by indictment and by dint of sword +Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke . + +You speak , Lord Mowbray , now you know not what . +The Earl of Hereford was reputed then +In England the most valiant gentleman : +Who knows on whom Fortune would then have smil'd ? +But if your father had been victor there , +He ne'er had borne it out of Coventry ; +For all the country in a general voice +Cried hate upon him ; and all their prayers and love +Were set on Hereford , whom they doted on +And bless'd and grac'd indeed , more than the king . +But this is mere digression from my purpose . +Here come I from our princely general +To know your griefs ; to tell you from his Grace +That he will give you audience ; and wherein +It shall appear that your demands are just , +You shall enjoy them ; every thing set off +That might so much as think you enemies . + +But he hath forc'd us to compel this offer , +And it proceeds from policy , not love . + +Mowbray , you overween to take it so . +This offer comes from mercy , not from fear : +For , lo ! within a ken our army lies +Upon mine honour , all too confident +To give admittance to a thought of fear . +Our battle is more full of names than yours , +Our men more perfect in the use of arms , +Our armour all as strong , our cause the best ; +Then reason will our hearts should be as good : +Say you not then our offer is compell'd . + +Well , by my will we shall admit no parley . + +That argues but the shame of your offence : +A rotten case abides no handling . + +Hath the Prince John a full commission , +In very ample virtue of his father , +To hear and absolutely to determine +Of what conditions we shall stand upon ? + +That is intended in the general's name . +I muse you make so slight a question . + +Then take , my Lord of Westmoreland , this schedule , +For this contains our general grievances : +Each several article herein redress'd ; +All members of our cause , both here and hence , +That are insinew'd to this action , +Acquitted by a true substantial form +And present execution of our wills +To us and to our purposes consign'd ; +We come within our awful banks again +And knit our powers to the arm of peace . + +This will I show the general . Please you , lords , +In sight of both our battles we may meet ; +And either end in peace , which God so frame ! +Or to the place of difference call the swords +Which must decide it . + +My lord , we will do so . + + +There is a thing within my bosom tells me +That no conditions of our peace can stand . + +Fear you not that : if we can make our peace +Upon such large terms , and so absolute +As our condition shall consist upon , +Our peace shall stand as firm as rocky mountains . + +Yea , but our valuation shall be such +That every slight and false-derived cause , +Yea , every idle , nice , and wanton reason +Shall to the king taste of this action ; +That , were our royal faiths martyrs in love , +We shall be winnow'd with so rough a wind +That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff +And good from bad find no partition . + +No , no , my lord . Note this ; the king is weary +Of dainty and such picking grievances : +For he hath found to end one doubt by death +Revives two greater in the heirs of life ; +And therefore will he wipe his tables clean , +And keep no tell-tale to his memory +That may repeat and history his loss +To new remembrance ; for full well he knows +He cannot so precisely weed this land +As his misdoubts present occasion : +His foes are so enrooted with his friends +That , plucking to unfix an enemy , +He doth unfasten so and shake a friend . +So that this land , like an offensive wife , +That hath enrag'd him on to offer strokes , +As he is striking , holds his infant up +And hangs resolv'd correction in the arm +That was uprear'd to execution . + +Besides , the king hath wasted all his rods +On late offenders , that he now doth lack +The very instruments of chastisement ; +So that his power , like to a fangless lion , +May offer , but not hold . + +'Tis very true : +And therefore be assur'd , my good lord marshal , +If we do now make our atonement well , +Our peace will , like a broken limb united , +Grow stronger for the breaking . + +Be it so . +Here is return'd my Lord of Westmoreland . + + +The prince is here at hand : pleaseth your lordship , +To meet his Grace just distance 'tween our armies ? + +Your Grace of York , in God's name then , set forward . + +Before , and greet his Grace : my lord , we come . + +You are well encounter'd here , my cousin Mowbray : +Good day to you , gentle lord archbishop ; +And so to you , Lord Hastings , and to all . +My Lord of York , it better show'd with you , +When that your flock , assembled by the bell , +Encircled you to hear with reverence +Your exposition on the holy text +Than now to see you here an iron man , +Cheering a rout of rebels with your drum , +Turning the word to sword and life to death . +That man that sits within a monarch's heart +And ripens in the sunshine of his favour , +Would he abuse the countenance of the king , +Alack ! what mischief might he set abroach +In shadow of such greatness . With you , lord bishop , +It is even so . Who hath not heard it spoken +How deep you were within the books of God ? +To us , the speaker in his parliament ; +To us the imagin'd voice of God himself ; +The very opener and intelligencer +Between the grace , the sanctities of heaven , +And our dull workings . O ! who shall believe +But you misuse the reverence of your place , +Employ the countenance and grace of heaven , +As a false favourite doth his prince's name , +In deeds dishonourable ? You have taken up , +Under the counterfeited zeal of God , +The subjects of his substitute , my father ; +And both against the peace of heaven and him +Have here upswarm'd them . + +Good my Lord of Lancaster , +I am not here against your father's peace ; +But , as I told my Lord of Westmoreland , +The time misorder'd doth , in common sense , +Crowd us and crush us to this monstrous form , +To hold our safety up . I sent your Grace +The parcels and particulars of our grief , +The which hath been with scorn shov'd from the court , +Whereon this Hydra son of war is born ; +Whose dangerous eyes may well be charm'd asleep +With grant of our most just and right desires , +And true obedience , of this madness cur'd , +Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty . + +If not , we ready are to try our fortunes +To the last man . + +And though we here fall down , +We have supplies to second our attempt : +If they miscarry , theirs shall second them ; +And so success of mischief shall be born , +And heir from heir shall hold this quarrel up +Whiles England shall have generation . + +You are too shallow , Hastings , much too shallow , +To sound the bottom of the after-times . + +Pleaseth your Grace , to answer them directly +How far forth you do like their articles . + +I like them all , and do allow them well ; +And swear here , by the honour of my blood , +My father's purposes have been mistook , +And some about him have too lavishly +Wrested his meaning and authority . +My lord , these griefs shall be with speed redress'd ; +Upon my soul , they shall . If this may please you , +Discharge your powers unto their several counties , +As we will ours : and here between the armies +Let's drink together friendly and embrace , +That all their eyes may bear those tokens home +Of our restored love and amity . + +I take your princely word for these redresses . + +I give it you , and will maintain my word : +And thereupon I drink unto your Grace . + +Go , captain , and deliver to the army +This news of peace : let them have pay , and part : +I know it will well please them : hie thee , captain . + + +To you , my noble Lord of Westmoreland . + +I pledge your Grace : and , if you knew what pains +I have bestow'd to breed this present peace , +You would drink freely ; but my love to you +Shall show itself more openly hereafter . + +I do not doubt you . + +I am glad of it . +Health to my lord and gentle cousin , Mowbray . + +You wish me health in very happy season ; +For I am , on the sudden , something ill . + +Against ill chances men are ever merry , +But heaviness foreruns the good event . + +Therefore be merry , coz ; since sudden sorrow +Serves to say thus , Some good thing comes to morrow . + +Believe me , I am passing light in spirit . + +So much the worse if your own rule be true . + + +The word of peace is render'd : hark , how they shout ! + +This had been cheerful , after victory . + +A peace is of the nature of a conquest ; +For then both parties nobly are subdu'd , +And neither party loser . + +Go , my lord , +And let our army be discharged too . + +And , good my lord , so please you , let our trains +March by us , that we may peruse the men +We should have cop'd withal . + +Go , good Lord Hastings , +And , ere they be dismiss'd , let them march by . + + +I trust , lords , we shall lie to-night together . + +Now , cousin , wherefore stands our army still ? + +The leaders , having charge from you to stand , +Will not go off until they hear you speak . + +They know their duties . + + +My lord , our army is dispers'd already : +Like youthful steers unyok'd , they take their courses +East , west , north , south ; or , like a school broke up , +Each hurries toward his home and sporting-place . + +Good tidings , my Lord Hastings ; for the which +I do arrest thee , traitor , of high treason : +And you , lord archbishop , and you , Lord Mowbray , +Of capital treason I attach you both . + +Is this proceeding just and honourable ? + +Is your assembly so ? + +Will you thus break your faith ? + +I pawn'd thee none . +I promis'd you redress of these same grievances +Whereof you did complain ; which , by mine honour , +I will perform with a most Christian care . +But for you , rebels , look to taste the due +Meet for rebellion and such acts as yours . +Most shallowly did you these arms commence , +Fondly brought here and foolishly sent hence . +Strike up our drums ! pursue the scatter'd stray : +God , and not we , hath safely fought to-day . +Some guard these traitors to the block of death ; +Treason's true bed , and yielder up of breath . + + +What's your name , sir ? of what condition are you , and of what place , I pray ? + +I am a knight , sir ; and my name is Colevile of the dale . + +Well then , Colevile is your name , a knight is your degree , and your place the dale : Colevile shall still be your name , a traitor your degree , and the dungeon your place , a place deep enough ; so shall you be still Colevile of the dale . + +Are not you Sir John Falstaff ? + +As good a man as he , sir , whoe'er I am . Do ye yield , sir , or shall I sweat for you ? If I do sweat , they are the drops of thy lovers , and they weep for thy death : therefore rouse up fear and trembling , and do observance to my mercy . + +I think you are Sir John Falstaff , and in that thought yield me . + +I have a whole school of tongues in this belly of mine , and not a tongue of them all speaks any other word but my name . An I had but a belly of any indifferency , I were simply the most active fellow in Europe : my womb , my womb , my womb undoes me . Here comes our general . + + +The heat is past , follow no further now . +Call in the powers , good cousin Westmoreland . + +Now , Falstaff , where have you been all this while ? +When everything is ended , then you come : +These tardy tricks of yours will , on my life , +One time or other break some gallows' back . + +I would be sorry , my lord , but it should be thus : I never knew yet but rebuke and check was the reward of valour . Do you think me a swallow , an arrow , or a bullet ? have I , in my poor and old motion , the expedition of thought ? I have speeded hither with the very extremest inch of possibility ; I have foundered nine score and odd posts ; and here , travel-tainted as I am , have , in my pure and immaculate valour , taken Sir John Colevile of the dale , a most furious knight and valorous enemy . But what of that ? he saw me , and yielded ; that I may justly say with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome , 'I came , saw , and overcame .' + +It was more of his courtesy than your deserving . + +I know not : here he is , and here I yield him ; and I beseech your Grace , let it be booked with the rest of this day's deeds ; or , by the Lord , I will have it in a particular ballad else , with mine own picture on the top on't , Colevile kissing my foot . To the which course if I be enforced , if you do not all show like gilt two-pences to me , and I in the clear sky of fame o'ershine you as much as the full moon doth the cinders of the element , which show like pins' heads to her , believe not the word of the noble . Therefore let me have right , and let desert mount . + +Thine's too heavy to mount . + +Let it shine then . + +Thine's too thick to shine . + +Let it do something , my good lord , that may do me good , and call it what you will . + +Is thy name Colevile ? + +It is , my lord . + +A famous rebel art thou , Colevile . + +And a famous true subject took him . + +I am , my lord , but as my betters are +That led me hither : had they been rul'd by me +You should have won them dearer than you have . + +I know not how they sold themselves : but thou , like a kind fellow , gavest thyself away gratis , and I thank thee for thee . + + +Have you left pursuit ? + +Retreat is made and execution stay'd . + +Send Colevile with his confederates +To York , to present execution . +Blunt , lead him hence , and see you guard him sure . + +And now dispatch we toward the court , my lords : +I hear , the king my father is sore sick : +Our news shall go before us to his majesty , +Which , cousin + +, you shall bear , to comfort him ; +And we with sober speed will follow you . + +My lord , I beseech you , give me leave to go , +Through Gloucestershire , and when you come to court +Stand my good lord , pray , in your good report . + +Fare you well , Falstaff : I , in my condition , +Shall better speak of you than you deserve . + + +I would you had but the wit : 'twere better than your dukedom . Good faith , this same young sober-blooded boy doth not love me ; nor a man cannot make him laugh ; but that's no marvel , he drinks no wine . There's never none of these demure boys come to any proof ; for thin drink doth so over-cool their blood , and making many fish-meals , that they fall into a kind of male green-sickness ; and then , when they marry , they get wenches . They are generally fools and cowards , which some of us should be too but for inflammation . A good sherris-sack hath a two-fold operation in it . It ascends me into the brain ; dries me there all the foolish and dull and crudy vapours which environ it ; makes it apprehensive , quick , forgetive , full of nimble fiery and delectable shapes ; which , deliver'd o'er to the voice , the tongue , which is the birth , becomes excellent wit . The second property of your excellent sherris is , the warming of the blood ; which , before cold and settled , left the liver white and pale , which is the badge of pusillanimity and cowardice : but the sherris warms it and makes it course from the inwards to the parts extreme . It illumineth the face , which , as a beacon , gives warning to all the rest of this little kingdom , man , to arm ; and then the vital commoners and inland petty spirits muster me all to their captain , the heart , who , great and puffed up with this retinue , doth any deed of courage ; and this valour comes of sherris . So that skill in the weapon is nothing without sack , for that sets it a-work ; and leaining , a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil till sack commences it and sets it in act and use . Hereof comes it that Prince Harry is valiant ; for the cold blood he did naturally inherit of his father , he hath , like lean , sterile , and bare land , manured , husbanded , and tilled , with excellent endeavour of drinking good and good store of fertile sherris , that he is become very hot and valiant . If I had a thousand sons , the first human principle I would teach them should be , to forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to sack . + +How now , Bardolph ? + +The army is discharged all and gone . + +Let them go . I'll through Gloucestershire ; and there will I visit Master Robert Shallow , esquire : I have him already tempering between my finger and my thumb , and shortly will I seal with him . Come away . + + +Now , lords , if God doth give successful end +To this debate that bleedeth at our doors , +We will our youth lead on to higher fields +And draw no swords but what are sanctified . +Our navy is address'd , our power collected , +Our substitutes in absence well invested , +And everything lies level to our wish : +Only , we want a little personal strength ; +And pause us , till these rebels , now afoot , +Come underneath the yoke of government . + +Both which we doubt not but your majesty +Shall soon enjoy . + +Humphrey , my son of Gloucester , +Where is the prince your brother ? + +I think he's gone to hunt , my lord , at Windsor . + +And how accompanied ? + +I do not know , my lord . + +Is not his brother Thomas of Clarence with him ? + +No , my good lord ; he is in presence here . + +What would my lord and father ? + +Nothing but well to thee , Thomas of Clarence . +How chance thou art not with the prince thy brother ? +He loves thee , and thou dost neglect him , Thomas ; +Thou hast a better place in his affection +Than all thy brothers : cherish it , my boy , +And noble offices thou mayst effect +Of mediation , after I am dead , +Between his greatness and thy other brethren : +Therefore omit him not ; blunt not his love , +Nor lose the good advantage of his grace +By seeming cold or careless of his will ; +For he is gracious , if he be observ'd : +He hath a tear for pity and a hand +Open as day for melting charity ; +Yet , notwithstanding , being incens'd , he's flint ; +As humorous as winter , and as sudden +As flaws congealed in the spring of day . +His temper therefore must be well observ'd : +Chide him for faults , and do it reverently , +When you perceive his blood inclin'd to mirth ; +But , being moody , give him line and scope , +Till that his passions , like a whale on ground , +Confound themselves with working . Learn this , Thomas , +And thou shalt prove a shelter to thy friends , +A hoop of gold to bind thy brothers in , +That the united vessel of their blood , +Mingled with venom of suggestion +As , force perforce , the age will pour it in +Shall never leak , though it do work as strong +As aconitum or rash gunpowder . + +I shall observe him with all care and love . + +Why art thou not at Windsor with him , Thomas ? + +He is not there to-day ; he dines in London . + +And how accompanied ? canst thou tell that ? + +With Poins and other his continual followers . + +Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds ; +And he , the noble image of my youth , +Is overspread with them : therefore my grief +Stretches itself beyond the hour of death : +The blood weeps from my heart when I do shape +In forms imaginary the unguided days +And rotten times that you shall look upon +When I am sleeping with my ancestors . +For when his headstrong riot hath no curb , +When rage and hot blood are his counsellors , +When means and lavish manners meet together , +O ! with what wings shall his affections fly +Towards fronting peril and oppos'd decay . + +My gracious lord , you look beyond him quite : +The prince but studies his companions +Like a strange tongue , wherein , to gain the language , +'Tis needful that the most immodest word +Be look'd upon , and learn'd ; which once attain'd , +Your highness knows , comes to no further use +But to be known and hated . So , like gross terms , +The prince will in the perfectness of time +Cast off his followers ; and their memory +Shall as a pattern or a measure live , +By which his Grace must mete the lives of others , +Turning past evils to advantages . + +'Tis seldom when the bee doth leave her comb +In the dead carrion . + +Who's here ? Westmoreland ! + +Health to my sovereign , and new happiness +Added to that that I am to deliver ! +Prince John your son doth kiss your Grace's hand : +Mowbray , the Bishop Scroop , Hastings and all +Are brought to the correction of your law . +There is not now a rebel's sword unsheath'd , +But Peace puts forth her olive everywhere . +The manner how this action hath been borne +Here at more leisure may your highness read , +With every course in his particular . + +O Westmoreland ! thou art a summer bird , +Which ever in the haunch of winter sings +The lifting up of day . + +Look ! here's more news . + +From enemies heaven keep your majesty ; +And , when they stand against you , may they fall +As those that I am come to tell you of ! +The Earl Northumberland , and the Lord Bardolph , +With a great power of English and of Scots , +Are by the sheriff of Yorkshire overthrown . +The manner and true order of the fight +This packet , please it you , contains at large . + +And wherefore should these good news make me sick ? +Will Fortune never come with both hands full +But write her fair words still in foulest letters ? +She either gives a stomach and no food ; +Such are the poor , in health ; or else a feast +And takes away the stomach ; such are the rich , +That have abundance and enjoy it not . +I should rejoice now at this happy news , +And now my sight fails , and my brain is giddy . +O me ! come near me , now I am much ill . + +Comfort , your majesty ! + +O my royal father ! + +My sovereign lord , cheer up yourself : look up ! + +Be patient , princes : you do know these fits +Are with his highness very ordinary : +Stand from him , give him air ; he'll straight be well . + +No , no ; he cannot long hold out these pangs : +The incessant care and labour of his mind +Hath wrought the mure that should confine it in +So thin , that life looks through and will break out . + +The people fear me ; for they do observe +Unfather'd heirs and loathly births of nature : +The seasons change their manners , as the year +Had found some months asleep and leap'd them over . + +The river hath thrice flow'd , no ebb between ; +And the old folk , time's doting chronicles , +Say it did so a little time before +That our great-grandsire , Edward , sick'd and died . + +Speak lower , princes , for the king recovers . + +This apoplexy will certain be his end . + +I pray you take me up , and bear me hence +Into some other chamber : softly , pray . + +Let there be no noise made , my gentle friends ; +Unless some dull and favourable hand +Will whisper music to my weary spirit . + +Call for the music in the other room . + +Set me the crown upon my pillow here . + +His eye is hollow , and he changes much . + +Less noise , less noise ! + + +Who saw the Duke of Clarence ? + +I am here , brother , full of heaviness . + +How now ! rain within doors , and none abroad ! +How doth the king ? + +Exceeding ill . + +Heard he the good news yet ? +Tell it him . + +He alter'd much upon the hearing it . + +If he be sick with joy , he will recover without physic . + +Not so much noise , my lords . Sweet prince , speak low ; +The king your father is dispos'd to sleep . + +Let us withdraw into the other room . + +Will't please your Grace to go along with us ? + +No ; I will sit and watch here by the king . + +Why doth the crown lie there upon his pillow , +Being so troublesome a bedfellow ? +O polish'd perturbation ! golden care ! +That keep'st the ports of slumber open wide +To many a watchful night ! Sleep with it now ! +Yet not so sound , and half so deeply sweet +As he whose brow with homely biggin bound +Snores out the watch of night . O majesty ! +When thou dost pinch thy bearer , thou dost sit +Like a rich armour worn in heat of day , +That scalds with safety . By his gates of breath +There lies a downy feather which stirs not : +Did he suspire , that light and weightless down +Perforce must move . My gracious lord ! my father ! +This sleep is sound indeed ; this is a sleep +That from this golden rigol hath divorc'd +So many English kings . Thy due from me +Is tears and heavy sorrows of the blood , +Which nature , love , and filial tenderness +Shall , O dear father ! pay thee plenteously : +My due from thee is this imperial crown , +Which , as immediate from thy place and blood , +Derives itself to me . Lo ! here it sits , + +Which heaven shall guard ; and put the world's whole strength +Into one giant arm , it shall not force +This lineal honour from me . This from thee +Will I to mine leave , as 'tis left to me . + + +Warwick ! Gloucester ! Clarence ! + + +Doth the king call ? + +What would your majesty ? How fares your Grace ? + +Why did you leave me here alone , my lords ? + +We left the prince my brother here , my liege , +Who undertook to sit and watch by you . + +The Prince of Wales ! Where is he ? let me see him : +He is not here . + +This door is open ; he is gone this way . + +He came not through the chamber where we stay'd . + +Where is the crown ? who took it from my pillow ? + +When we withdrew , my liege , we left it here . + +The prince hath ta'en it hence : go , seek him out . +Is he so hasty that he doth suppose +My sleep my death ? +Find him , my Lord of Warwick ; chide him hither . + +This part of his conjoins with my disease , +And helps to end me . See , sons , what things you are ! +How quickly nature falls into revolt +When gold becomes her object ! +For this the foolish over-careful fathers +Have broke their sleeps with thoughts , +Their brains with care , their bones with industry ; +For this they have engrossed and pil'd up +The canker'd heaps of strange-achieved gold ; +For this they have been thoughtful to invest +Their sons with arts and martial exercises : +When , like the bee , culling from every flower +The virtuous sweets , +Our thighs packed with wax , our mouths with honey , +We bring it to the hive , and like the bees , +Are murder'd for our pains . This bitter taste +Yield his engrossments to the ending father . + + +Now , where is he that will not stay so long + +Till his friend sickness hath determin'd me ? + +My lord , I found the prince in the next room , +Washing with kindly tears his gentle cheeks , +With such a deep demeanour in great sorrow +That tyranny , which never quaff'd but blood , +Would , by beholding him , have wash'd his knife +With gentle eye-drops . He is coming hither . + +But wherefore did he take away the crown ? + + +Lo , where he comes . Come hither to me , Harry . +Depart the chamber , leave us here alone . + +I never thought to hear you speak again . + +Thy wish was father , Harry , to that thought : +I stay too long by thee , I weary thee . +Dost thou so hunger for my empty chair +That thou wilt needs invest thee with mine honours +Before thy hour be ripe ? O foolish youth ! +Thou seek'st the greatness that will overwhelm thee . +Stay but a little ; for my cloud of dignity +Is held from falling with so weak a wind +That it will quickly drop : my day is dim . +Thou hast stol'n that which after some few hours +Were thine without offence ; and at my death +Thou hast seal'd up my expectation : +Thy life did manifest thou lov'dst me not , +And thou wilt have me die assur'd of it . +Thou hid'st a thousand daggers in thy thoughts , +Which thou hast whetted on thy stony heart , +To stab at half an hour of my life . +What ! canst thou not forbear me half an hour ? +Then get thee gone and dig my grave thyself , +And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear +That thou art crowned , not that I am dead . +Let all the tears that should bedew my hearse +Be drops of balm to sanctify thy head : +Only compound me with forgotten dust ; +Give that which gave thee life unto the worms . +Pluck down my officers , break my decrees ; +For now a time is come to mock at form . +Harry the Fifth is crown'd ! Up , vanity ! +Down , royal state ! all you sage counsellors , hence ! +And to the English court assemble now , +From every region , apes of idleness ! +Now , neighbour confines , purge you of your scum : +Have you a ruffian that will swear , drink , dance , +Revel the night , rob , murder , and commit +The oldest sins the newest kind of ways ? +Be happy , he will trouble you no more : +England shall double gild his treble guilt . +England shall give him office , honour , might ; +For the fifth Harry from curb'd licence plucks +The muzzle of restraint , and the wild dog +Shall flesh his tooth in every innocent . +O my poor kingdom ! sick with civil blows . +When that my care could not withhold thy riots , +What wilt thou do when riot is thy care ? +O ! thou wilt be a wilderness again , +Peopled with wolves , thy old inhabitants . + +O ! pardon me , my liege ; but for my tears , +The moist impediments unto my speech , +I had forestall'd this dear and deep rebuke +Ere you with grief had spoke and I had heard +The course of it so far . There is your crown ; +And he that wears the crown immortally +Long guard it yours ! If I affect it more +Than as your honour and as your renown , +Let me no more from this obedience rise , +Which my most true and inward duteous spirit +Teacheth ,this prostrate and exterior bending . +God witness with me , when I here came in , +And found no course of breath within your majesty , +How cold it struck my heart ! if I do feign , +O ! let me in my present wildness die +And never live to show the incredulous world +The noble change that I have purposed . +Coming to look on you , thinking you dead , +And dead almost , my liege , to think you were , +I spake unto the crown as having sense , +And thus upbraided it : 'The care on thee depending +Hath fed upon the body of my father ; +Therefore , thou best of gold art worst of gold : +Other , less fine in carat , is more precious , +Preserving life in medicine potable : +But thou most fine , most honour'd , most renown'd , +Hast eat thy bearer up .' Thus , my most royal liege , +Accusing it , I put it on my head , +To try with it , as with an enemy +That had before my face murder'd my father , +The quarrel of a true inheritor . +But if it did infect my blood with joy , +Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride ; +If any rebel or vain spirit of mine +Did with the least affection of a welcome +Give entertainment to the might of it , +Let God for ever keep it from my head , +And make me as the poorest vassal is +That doth with awe and terror kneel to it ! + +O my son ! +God put it in thy mind to take it hence , +That thou mightst win the more thy father's love , +Pleading so wisely in excuse of it . +Come hither , Harry : sit thou by my bed ; +And hear , I think , the very latest counsel +That ever I shall breathe . God knows , my son , +By what by-paths and indirect crook'd ways +I met this crown ; and I myself know well +How troublesome it sat upon my head : +To thee it shall descend with better quiet , +Better opinion , better confirmation ; +For all the soil of the achievement goes +With me into the earth . It seem'd in me +But as an honour snatch'd with boisterous hand , +And I had many living to upbraid +My gain of it by their assistances ; +Which daily grew to quarrel and to bloodshed , +Wounding supposed peace . All these bold fears +Thou seest with peril I have answered ; +For all my reign hath been but as a scene +Acting that argument ; and now my death +Changes the mode : for what in me was purchas'd , +Falls upon thee in a more fairer sort ; +So thou the garment wear'st successively . +Yet , though thou stand'st more sure than I could do , +Thou art not firm enough , since griefs are green ; +And all my friends , which thou must make thy friends , +Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en out ; +By whose fell working I was first advanc'd , +And by whose power I well might lodge a fear +To be again displac'd : which to avoid , +I cut them off ; and had a purpose now +To lead out many to the Holy Land , +Lest rest and lying still might make them look +Too near unto my state . Therefore , my Harry , +Be it thy course to busy giddy minds +With foreign quarrels ; that action , hence borne out , +May waste the memory of the former days . +More would I , but my lungs are wasted so +That strength of speech is utterly denied me . +How I came by the crown , O God , forgive ! +And grant it may with thee in true peace live . + +My gracious liege , +You won it , wore it , kept it , gave it me ; +Then plain and right must my possession be : +Which I with more than with a common pain +'Gainst all the world will rightfully maintain . + + +Look , look , here comes my John of Lancaster . + +Health , peace , and happiness to my royal father ! + +Thou bring'st me happiness and peace , son John ; +But health , alack , with youthful wings is flown +From this bare wither'd trunk : upon thy sight +My worldly business makes a period . +Where is my Lord of Warwick ? + +My Lord of Warwick ! + + +Doth any name particular belong +Unto the lodging where I first did swound ? + +'Tis call'd Jerusalem , my noble lord . + +Laud be to God ! even there my life must end . +It hath been prophesied to me many years +I should not die but in Jerusalem , +Which vainly I suppos'd the Holy Land . +But bear me to that chamber ; there I'll lie : +In that Jerusalem shall Harry die . + +By cock and pie , sir , you shall not away to-night . What ! Davy , I say . + +You must excuse me , Master Robert Shallow . + +I will not excuse you ; you shall not be excused ; excuses shall not be admitted ; there is no excuse shall serve ; you shall not be excused . Why , Davy ! + + +Here , sir . + +Davy , Davy , Davy , Davy , let me see , Davy ; let me see : yea , marry , William cook , bid him come hither . Sir John , you shall not be excused . + +Marry , sir , thus ; those precepts cannot be served : and again , sir , shall we sow the headland with wheat ? + +With red wheat , Davy . But for William cook : are there no young pigeons ? + +Yes , sir . Here is now the smith's note for shoeing and plough-irons . + +Let it be cast and paid . Sir John , you shall not be excused . + +Now , sir , a new link to the bucket must needs be had : and , sir , do you mean to stop any of William's wages , about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair ? + +A' shall answer it . Some pigeons , Davy , a couple of short-legged hens , a joint of mutton , and any pretty little tiny kickshaws , tell William cook . + +Doth the man of war stay all night , sir ? + +Yea , Davy . I will use him well . A friend i' the court is better than a penny in purse . Use his men well , Davy , for they are arrant knaves , and will backbite . + +No worse than they are back-bitten , sir ; for they have marvellous foul linen . + +Well conceited , Davy : about thy business , Davy . + +I beseech you , sir , to countenance William Visor of Wincot against Clement Perkes of the hill . + +There are many complaints , Davy , against that Visor : that Visor is an arrant knave , on my knowledge . + +I grant your worship that he is a knave , sir ; but yet , God forbid , sir , but a knave should have some countenance at his friend's request . An honest man , sir , is able to speak for himself , when a knave is not . I have served your worship truly , sir , this eight years ; and if I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man , I have but a very little credit with your worship . The knave is mine honest friend , sir ; therefore , I beseech your worship , let him be countenanced . + +Go to ; I say he shall have no wrong . Look about , Davy . + +Where are you , Sir John ? Come , come , come ; off with your boots . Give me your hand , Master Bardolph . + +I am glad to see your worship . + +I thank thee with all my heart , kind Master Bardolph : + +and welcome , my tall fellow . Come , Sir John . + +I'll follow you , good Master Robert Shallow . + +If I were sawed into quantities , I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's staves as Master Shallow . It is a wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his : they , by observing him , do bear themselves like foolish justices ; he , by conversing with them , is turned into a justice-like serving-man . Their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society that they flock together in consent , like so many wild-geese . If I had a suit to Master Shallow , I would humour his men with the imputation of being near their master : if to his men , I would curry with Master Shallow that no man could better command his servants . It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught , as men take diseases , one of another : therefore let men take heed of their company . I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions ,which is four terms , or two actions ,and a' shall laugh without intervallums . O ! it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders . O ! you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up ! + +Sir John ! + +I come , Master Shallow : I come , Master Shallow . + + +How now , my Lord Chief Justice ! whither away ? + +How doth the king ? + +Exceeding well : his cares are now all ended . + +I hope not dead . + +He's walk'd the way of nature ; +And to our purposes he lives no more . + +I would his majesty had call'd me with him : +The service that I truly did his life +Hath left me open to all injuries . + +Indeed I think the young king loves you not . + +I know he doth not , and do arm myself , +To welcome the condition of the time ; +Which cannot look more hideously upon me +Than I have drawn it in my fantasy . + + +Here come the heavy issue of dead Harry : +O ! that the living Harry had the temper +Of him , the worst of these three gentlemen . +How many nobles then should hold their places , +That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort ! + +O God ! I fear all will be overturn'd . + +Good morrow , cousin Warwick , good morrow . + +Good morrow , cousin . + +Good morrow , cousin . + +We meet like men that had forgot to speak . + +We do remember ; but our argument +Is all too heavy to admit much talk . + +Well , peace be with him that hath made us heavy ! + +Peace be with us , lest we be heavier ! + +O ! good my lord , you have lost a friend indeed ; +And I dare swear you borrow not that face +Of seeming sorrow ; it is sure your own . + +Though no man be assur'd what grace to find , +You stand in coldest expectation . +I am the sorrier ; would 'twere otherwise . + +Well , you must now speak Sir John Falstaff fair , +Which swims against your stream of quality . + +Sweet princes , what I did , I did in honour , +Led by the impartial conduct of my soul ; +And never shall you see that I will beg +A ragged and forestall'd remission . +If truth and upright innocency fail me , +I'll to the king my master that is dead , +And tell him who hath sent me after him . + +Here comes the prince . + + +Good morrow , and God save your majesty ! + +This new and gorgeous garment , majesty , +Sits not so easy on me as you think . +Brothers , you mix your sadness with some fear : +This is the English , not the Turkish court ; +Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds , +But Harry Harry . Yet be sad , good brothers , +For , to speak truth , it very well becomes you : +Sorrow so royally in you appears +That I will deeply put the fashion on +And wear it in my heart . Why then , be sad ; +But entertain no more of it , good brothers , +Than a joint burden laid upon us all . +For me , by heaven , I bid you be assur'd , +I'll be your father and your brother too ; +Let me but bear your love , I'll bear your cares : +Yet weep that Harry's dead , and so will I ; +But Harry lives that shall convert those tears +By number into hours of happiness . + +We hope no other from your majesty . + +You all look strangely on me : + +and you most ; +You are , I think , assur'd I love you not . + +I am assur'd , if I be measur'd rightly , +Your majesty hath no just cause to hate me . + +No ! +How might a prince of my great hopes forget +So great indignities you laid upon me ? +What ! rate , rebuke , and roughly send to prison +The immediate heir of England ! Was this easy ? +May this be wash'd in Lethe , and forgotten ? + +I then did use the person of your father ; +The image of his power lay then in me : +And , in the administration of his law , +Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth , +Your highness pleased to forget my place , +The majesty and power of law and justice , +The image of the king whom I presented , +And struck me in my very seat of judgment ; +Whereon , as an offender to your father , +I gave bold way to my authority , +And did commit you . If the deed were ill , +Be you contented , wearing now the garland , +To have a son set your decrees at nought , +To pluck down justice from your awful bench , +To trip the course of law , and blunt the sword +That guards the peace and safety of your person : +Nay , more , to spurn at your most royal image +And mock your workings in a second body . +Question your royal thoughts , make the case yours ; +Be now the father and propose a son , +Hear your own dignity so much profan'd , +See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted , +Behold yourself so by a son disdain'd ; +And then imagine me taking your part , +And in your power soft silencing your son : +After this cold considerance , sentence me ; +And , as you are a king , speak in your state +What I have done that misbecame my place , +My person , or my liege's sov'reignty . + +You are right , justice ; and you weigh this well ; +Therefore still bear the balance and the sword : +And I do wish your honours may increase +Till you do live to see a son of mine +Offend you and obey you , as I did . +So shall I live to speak my father's words : +'Happy am I , that have a man so bold +That dares do justice on my proper son ; +And not less happy , having such a son , +That would deliver up his greatness so +Into the hands of justice .' You did commit me : +For which , I do commit into your hand +The unstained sword that you have us'd to bear ; +With this remembrance , that you use the same +With the like bold , just , and impartial spirit +As you have done 'gainst me . There is my hand : +You shall be as a father to my youth ; +My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear , +And I will stoop and humble my intents +To your well-practis'd wise directions . +And , princes all , believe me , I beseech you ; +My father is gone wild into his grave , +For in his tomb lie my affections ; +And with his spirit sadly I survive , +To mock the expectation of the world , +To frustrate prophecies , and to raze out +Rotten opinion , who hath writ me down +After my seeming . The tide of blood in me +Hath proudly flow'd in vanity till now : +Now doth it turn and ebb back to the sea , +Where it shall mingle with the state of floods +And flow henceforth in formal majesty . +Now call we our high court of parliament ; +And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel , +That the great body of our state may go +In equal rank with the best govern'd nation ; +That war or peace , or both at once , may be +As things acquainted and familiar to us ; +In which you , father , shall have foremost hand . +Our coronation done , we will accite , +As I before remember'd , all our state : +And , God consigning to my good intents , +No prince nor peer shall have just cause to say , +God shorten Harry's happy life one day . + + +Nay , you shall see mine orchard , where , in an arbour , we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing , with a dish of caraways , and so forth ; come , cousin Silence ; and then to bed . + +'Fore God , you have here a goodly dwelling , and a rich . + +Barren , barren , barren ; beggars all , beggars all , Sir John : marry , good air . Spread , Davy ; spread , Davy : well said , Davy . + +This Davy serves you for good uses ; he is your serving-man and your husband . + +A good varlet , a good varlet , a very good varlet , Sir John : by the mass , I have drunk too much sack at supper : a good varlet . Now sit down , now sit down . Come , cousin . + +Ah , sirrah ! quoth a' , we shall + +Do nothing but eat , and make good cheer , +And praise God for the merry year ; +When flesh is cheap and females dear , +And lusty lads roam here and there , +So merrily +And ever among so merrily . + + +There's a merry heart ! Good Master Silence , I'll give you a health for that anon . + +Give Master Bardolph some wine , Davy . + +Sweet sir , sit ; I'll be with you anon : most sweet sir , sit . Master page , good master page , sit . Proface ! What you want in meat we'll have in drink : but you must bear : the heart's all . + + +Be merry , Master Bardolph ; and my little soldier there , be merry . + + +Be merry , be merry , my wife has all ; +For women are shrews , both short and tall : +'Tis merry in hall when beards wag all , +And welcome merry Shrove-tide . +Be merry , be merry . + + +I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle . + +Who , I ? I have been merry twice and once ere now . + + +There's a dish of leather-coats for you . + + +Davy ! + +Your worship ! I'll be with you straight . A cup of wine , sir ? + + +A cup of wine that's brisk and fine +And drink unto the leman mine ; +And a merry heart lives long-a . + + +Well said , Master Silence . + +And we shall be merry , now comes in the sweet o' the night . + +Health and long life to you , Master Silence . + + +Fill the cup , and let it come ; +I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom . + + +Honest Bardolph , welcome : if thou wantest anything and wilt not call , beshrew thy heart . + +Welcome , my little tiny thief ; and welcome indeed too . I'll drink to Master Bardolph and to all the cavaleiroes about London . + +I hope to see London once ere I die . + +An I might see you there , Davy , + +By the mass , you'll crack a quart together : ha ! will you not , Master Bardolph ? + +Yea , sir , in a pottle-pot . + +By God's liggens , I thank thee . The knave will stick by thee , I can assure thee that : a' will not out ; he is true bred . + +And I'll stick by him , sir . + +Why , there spoke a king . Lack nothing : be merry . + +Look who's at door there . Ho ! who knocks ? + +Why , now you have done me right . + + +Do me right , +And dub me knight : +Samingo + +Is't not so ? + +'Tis so . + +Is't so ? Why , then , say an old man can do somewhat . + + +An't please your worship , there's one Pistol come from the court with news . + +From the court ! let him come in . + +How now , Pistol ! + +Sir John , God save you , sir ! + +What wind blew you hither , Pistol ? + +Not the ill wind which blows no man to good . +Sweet knight , thou art now one of the greatest men in this realm . + +By'r lady , I think a' be , but goodman Puff of Barson . + +Puff ! +Puff in thy teeth , most recreant coward base ! +Sir John , I am thy Pistol and thy friend , +And helter-skelter have I rode to thee , +And tidings do I bring and lucky joys +And golden times and happy news of price . + +I prithee now , deliver them like a man of this world . + +A foutra for the world and worldlings base ! +I speak of Africa and golden joys . + +O base Assyrian knight , what is thy news ? +Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof . + + +And Robin Hood , Scarlet , and John . + + +Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons ? +And shall good news be baffled ? +Then , Pistol , lay thy head in Furies' lap . + +Honest gentleman , I know not your breeding . + +Why then , lament therefore . + +Give me pardon , sir : if , sir , you come with news from the court , I take it there is but two ways : either to utter them , or to conceal them . I am , sir , under the king , in some authority . + +Under which king , Bezonian ? speak , or die . + +Under King Harry . + +Harry the Fourth ? or Fifth ? + +Harry the Fourth . + +A foutra for thine office ! +Sir John , thy tender lambkin now is king ; +Harry the Fifth's the man . I speak the truth : +When Pistol lies , do this ; and fig me , like +The bragging Spaniard . + +What ! is the old king dead ? + +As nail in door : the things I speak are just . + +Away , Bardolph ! saddle my horse . Master Robert Shallow , choose what office thou wilt in the land , 'tis thine . Pistol , I will double-charge thee with dignities . + +O joyful day ! +I would not take a knighthood for my fortune . + +What ! I do bring good news . + +Carry Master Silence to bed . Master Shallow , my Lord Shallow , be what thou wilt , I am Fortune's steward . Get on thy boots : we'll ride all night . O sweet Pistol ! Away , Bardolph ! + +Come , Pistol , utter more to me ; and , withal devise something to do thyself good . Boot , boot , Master Shallow : I know the young king is sick for me . Let us take any man's horses ; the laws of England are at my commandment . Happy are they which have been my friends , and woe unto my lord chief justice ! + +Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also ! +'Where is the life that late I led ?' say they : +Why , here it is : welcome these pleasant days ! + + +No , thou arrant knave : I would to God I might die that I might have thee hanged ; thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint . + +The constables have delivered her over to me , and she shall have whipping-cheer enough , I warrant her : there hath been a man or two lately killed about her . + +Nut-hook , nut-hook , you lie . Come on ; I'll tell thee what , thou damned tripe-visaged rascal , an the child I now go with do miscarry , thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother , thou paper-faced villain . + +O the Lord ! that Sir John were come ; he would make this a bloody day to somebody . But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry ! + +If it do , you shall have a dozen of cushions again ; you have but eleven now . Come , I charge you both go with me ; for the man is dead that you and Pistol beat among you . + +I'll tell thee what , thou thin man in a censer , I will have you as soundly swinged for this , you blue-bottle rogue ! you filthy famished correctioner ! if you be not swinged , I'll forswear half-kirtles . + +Come , come , you she knighterrant , come . + +O , that right should thus overcome might ! Well , of sufferance comes ease . + +Come , you rogue , come : bring me to a justice . + +Ay ; come , you starved blood-hound . + +Goodman death ! goodman bones ! + +Thou atomy , thou ! + +Come , you thin thing ; come , you rascal ! + +Very well . + + +More rushes , more rushes . + +The trumpets have sounded twice . + +It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation . Dispatch , dispatch . + +Stand here by me , Master Robert Shallow ; I will make the king do you grace . I will leer upon him , as a' comes by ; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me . + +God bless thy lungs , good knight . + +Come here , Pistol ; stand behind me . O ! if I had had time to have made new liveries , I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you . But 'tis no matter ; this poor show doth better : this doth infer the zeal I had to see him . + +It doth so . + +It shows my earnestness of affection . + +It doth so . + +My devotion . + +It doth , it doth , it doth . + +As it were , to ride day and night ; and not to deliberate , not to remember , not to have patience to shift me . + +It is most certain . + +But to stand stained with travel , and sweating with desire to see him ; thinking of nothing else ; putting all affairs else in oblivion , as if there were nothing else to be done but to see him . + +'Tis semper idem , for absque hoc nihil est : +'Tis all in every part . + +'Tis so , indeed . + +My knight , I will inflame thy noble liver , +And make thee rage . +Thy Doll , and Helen of thy noble thoughts , +Is in base durance and contagious prison ; +Hal'd thither +By most mechanical and dirty hand : +Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto's snake , +For Doll is in : Pistol speaks nought but truth . + +I will deliver her . + + +There roar'd the sea , and trumpetclangor sounds . + + +God save thy grace , King Hal ! my royal Hal ! + +The heavens thee guard and keep , most royal imp of fame ! + +God save thee , my sweet boy ! + +My lord chief justice , speak to that vain man . + +Have you your wits ? know you what 'tis you speak ? + +My king ! my Jove ! I speak to thee , my heart ! + +I know thee not , old man : fall to thy prayers ; +How ill white hairs become a fool and jester ! +I have long dream'd of such a kind of man , +So surfeit-swell'd , so old , and so profane ; +But , being awak'd , I do despise my dream . +Make less thy body hence , and more thy grace ; +Leave gormandising ; know the grave doth gape +For thee thrice wider than for other men . +Reply not to me with a fool-born jest : +Presume not that I am the thing I was ; +For God doth know , so shall the world perceive , +That I have turn'd away my former self ; +So will I those that kept me company . +When thou dost hear I am as I have been , +Approach me , and thou shalt be as thou wast , +The tutor and the feeder of my riots : +Till then , I banish thee , on pain of death , +As I have done the rest of my misleaders , +Not to come near our person by ten mile . +For competence of life I will allow you , +That lack of means enforce you not to evil : +And , as we hear you do reform yourselves , +We will , according to your strength and qualities , +Give you advancement . Be it your charge , my lord , +To see perform'd the tenour of our word . +Set on . + + +Master Shallow , I owe you a thousand pound . + +Ay , marry , Sir John ; which I beseech you to let me have home with me . + +That can hardly be , Master Shallow . Do not you grieve at this : I shall be sent for in private to him . Look you , he must seem thus to the world . Fear not your advancements ; I will be the man yet that shall make you great . + +I cannot perceive how , unless you should give me your doublet and stuff me out with straw . I beseech you , good Sir John , let me have five hundred of my thousand . + +Sir , I will be as good as my word : this that you heard was but a colour . + +A colour that I fear you will die in , Sir John . + +Fear no colours : go with me to dinner . Come , Lieutenant Pistol ; come , Bardolph : I shall be sent for soon at night . + + +Go , carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet ; +Take all his company along with him . + +My lord , my lord ! + +I cannot now speak : I will hear you soon . +Take them away . + +Si fortuna me tormenta , spero contenta . + + +I like this fair proceeding of the king's . +He hath intent his wonted followers +Shall all be very well provided for ; +But all are banish'd till their conversations +Appear more wise and modest to the world . + +And so they are . + +The king hath call'd his parliament , my lord . + +He hath . + +I will lay odds , that , ere this year expire , +We bear our civil swords and native fire +As far as France . I heard a bird so sing , +Whose music , to my thinking , pleas'd the king . +Come , will you hence ? + + +First , my fear ; then , my curtsy ; last my speech . My fear is , your displeasure , my curtsy , my duty , and my speech , to beg your pardon . If you look for a good speech now , you undo me ; for what I have to say is of mine own making ; and what indeed I should say will , I doubt , prove mine own marring . But to the purpose , and so to the venture . Be it known to you ,as it is very well ,I was lately here in the end of a displeasing play , to pray your patience for it and to promise you a better . I did mean indeed to pay you with this ; which , if like an ill venture it come unluckily home , I break , and you , my gentle creditors , lose . Here , I promised you I would be , and here I commit my body to your mercies : bate me some and I will pay you some ; and , as most debtors do , promise you infinitely . +If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me , will you command me to use my legs ? and yet that were but light payment , to dance out of your debt . But a good conscience will make any possible satisfaction , and so will I . All the gentlewomen here have forgiven me : if the gentlemen will not , then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen , which was never seen before in such an assembly . +One word more , I beseech you . If you be not too much cloyed with fat meat , our humble author will continue the story , with Sir John in it , and make you merry with fair Katharine of France : where , for anything I know , Falstaff shall die of a sweat , unless already a' be killed with your hard opinions ; for Oldcastle died a martyr , and this is not the man . My tongue is weary ; when my legs are too , I will bid you good night : and so kneel down before you ; but , indeed , to pray for the queen . + +THE SECOND PART OF KING HENRY VI + + +As by your high imperial majesty +I had in charge at my depart for France , +As procurator to your excellence , +To marry Princess Margaret for your Grace ; +So , in the famous ancient city , Tours , +In presence of the Kings of France and Sicil , +The Dukes of Orleans , Calaber , Britaine , and Alen on , +Seven earls , twelve barons , and twenty reverend bishops , +I have perform'd my task , and was espous'd : +And humbly now upon my bended knee , +In sight of England and her lordly peers , +Deliver up my title in the queen +To your most gracious hands , that are the substance +Of that great shadow I did represent ; +The happiest gift that ever marquess gave , +The fairest queen that ever king receiv'd . + +Suffolk , arise . Welcome , Queen Margaret : +I can express no kinder sign of love +Than this kind kiss . O Lord ! that lends me life , +Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness ! +For thou hast given me in this beauteous face +A world of earthly blessings to my soul , +If sympathy of love unite our thoughts . + +Great King of England and my gracious lord , +The mutual conference that my mind hath had +By day , by night , waking , and in my dreams , +In courtly company , or at my beads , +With you , mine alderliefest sovereign , +Makes me the bolder to salute my king +With ruder terms , such as my wit affords , +And over-joy of heart doth minister . + +Her sight did ravish , but her grace in speech , +Her words y-clad with wisdom's majesty , +Makes me from wondering fall to weeping joys ; +Such is the fulness of my heart's content . +Lords , with one cheerful voice welcome my love . + +Long live Queen Margaret , England's happiness ! + +We thank you all . + + +My Lord Protector , so it please your Grace , +Here are the articles of contracted peace +Between our sovereign and the French King Charles , +For eighteen months concluded by consent . + +Imprimis , It is agreed between the French king , Charles , and William De la Pole , Marquess of Suffolk , ambassador for Henry King of England , that the said Henry shall espouse the Lady Margaret , daughter unto Reignier King of Naples , Sicilia , and Jerusalem , and crown her Queen of England ere the thirtieth of May next ensuing . +Item , That the duchy of Anjou and the county of Maine shall be released and delivered to the king her father . + + +Uncle , how now ! + +Pardon me , gracious lord ; +Some sudden qualm hath struck me at the heart +And dimm'd mine eyes , that I can read no further . + +Uncle of Winchester , I pray , read on . + +Item , It is further agreed between them , that the duchies of Anjou and Maine shall be released and delivered over to the king her father ; and she sent over of the King of England's own proper cost and charges , without having any dowry . + +They please us well . Lord marquess , kneel down : +We here create thee the first Duke of Suffolk , +And girt thee with the sword . Cousin of York , +We here discharge your Grace from being regent +I' the parts of France , till term of eighteen months +Be full expir'd . Thanks , uncle Winchester , +Gloucester , York , Buckingham , Somerset , +Salisbury , and Warwick ; +We thank you all for this great favour done , +In entertainment to my princely queen . +Come , let us in , and with all speed provide +To see her coronation be perform'd . + + +Brave peers of England , pillars of the state , +To you Duke Humphrey must unload his grief , +Your grief , the common grief of all the land . +What ! did my brother Henry spend his youth , +His valour , coin , and people , in the wars ? +Did he so often lodge in open field , +In winter's cold , and summer's parching heat , +To conquer France , his true inheritance ? +And did my brother Bedford toil his wits , +To keep by policy what Henry got ? +Have you yourselves , Somerset , Buckingham , +Brave York , Salisbury , and victorious Warwick , +Receiv'd deep scars in France and Normandy ? +Or hath mine uncle Beaufort and myself , +With all the learned council of the realm , +Studied so long , sat in the council-house +Early and late , debating to and fro +How France and Frenchmen might be kept in awe ? +And hath his highness in his infancy +Been crown'd in Paris , in despite of foes ? +And shall these labours and these honours die ? +Shall Henry's conquest , Bedford's vigilance , +Your deeds of war and all our counsel die ? +O peers of England ! shameful is this league , +Fatal this marriage , cancelling your fame , +Blotting your names from books of memory , +Razing the characters of your renown , +Defacing monuments of conquer'd France , +Undoing all , as all had never been . + +Nephew , what means this passionate discourse , +This peroration with such circumstance ? +For France , 'tis ours ; and we will keep it still . + +Ay , uncle ; we will keep it , if we can ; +But now it is impossible we should . +Suffolk , the new-made duke that rules the roast , +Hath given the duchies of Anjou and Maine +Unto the poor King Reignier , whose large style +Agrees not with the leanness of his purse . + +Now , by the death of him who died for all , +These counties were the keys of Normandy . +But wherefore weeps Warwick , my valiant son ? + +For grief that they are past recovery : +For , were there hope to conquer them again , +My sword should shed hot blood , mine eyes no tears . +Anjou and Maine ! myself did win them both ; +Those provinces these arms of mine did conquer : +And are the cities , that I got with wounds , +Deliver'd up again with peaceful words ? +Mort Dieu ! + +For Suffolk's duke , may he be suffocate , +That dims the honour of this war-like isle ! +France should have torn and rent my very heart +Before I would have yielded to this league . +I never read but England's kings have had +Large sums of gold and dowries with their wives ; +And our King Henry gives away his own , +To match with her that brings no vantages . + +A proper jest , and never heard before , +That Suffolk should demand a whole fifteenth +For costs and charges in transporting her ! +She should have stay'd in France , and starv'd in France , +Before + +My Lord of Gloucester , now you grow too hot : +It was the pleasure of my lord the king . + +My Lord of Winchester , I know your mind : +'Tis not my speeches that you do mislike , +But 'tis my presence that doth trouble ye . +Rancour will out : proud prelate , in thy face +I see thy fury . If I longer stay +We shall begin our ancient bickerings . +Lordings , farewell ; and say , when I am gone , +I prophesied France will be lost ere long . + + +So , there goes our protector in a rage . +'Tis known to you he is mine enemy , +Nay , more , an enemy unto you all , +And no great friend , I fear me , to the king . +Consider lords , he is the next of blood , +And heir apparent to the English crown : +Had Henry got an empire by his marriage , +And all the wealthy kingdoms of the west , +There's reason he should be displeas'd at it . +Look to it , lords ; let not his smoothing words +Bewitch your hearts ; be wise and circumspect . +What though the common people favour him , +Calling him , 'Humphrey , the good Duke of Gloucester ;' +Clapping their hands , and crying with loud voice , +'Jesu maintain your royal excellence !' +With 'God preserve the good Duke Humphrey !' +I fear me , lords , for all this flattering gloss , +He will be found a dangerous protector . + +Why should he then protect our sovereign , +He being of age to govern of himself ? +Cousin of Somerset , join you with me , +And all together , with the Duke of Suffolk , +We'll quickly hoise Duke Humphrey from his seat . + +This weighty business will not brook delay ; +I'll to the Duke of Suffolk presently . + + +Cousin of Buckingham , though Humphrey's pride +And greatness of his place be grief to us , +Yet let us watch the haughty cardinal : +His insolence is more intolerable +Than all the princes in the land beside : +If Gloucester be displac'd , he'll be protector . + +Or thou , or I , Somerset , will be protector , +Despite Duke Humphrey or the cardinal . + + +Pride went before , ambition follows him . +While these do labour for their own preferment , +Behoves it us to labour for the realm . +I never saw but Humphrey , Duke of Gloucester , +Did bear him like a noble gentleman . +Oft have I seen the haughty cardinal +More like a soldier than a man o' the church , +As stout and proud as he were lord of all , +Swear like a ruffian and demean himself +Unlike the ruler of a commonweal . +Warwick , my son , the comfort of my age , +Thy deeds , thy plainness , and thy house-keeping , +Have won the greatest favour of the commons , +Excepting none but good Duke Humphrey : +And , brother York , thy acts in Ireland , +In bringing them to civil discipline , +Thy late exploits done in the heart of France , +When thou wert regent for our sovereign , +Have made thee fear'd and honour'd of the people . +Join we together for the public good , +In what we can to bridle and suppress +The pride of Suffolk and the cardinal , +With Somerset's and Buckingham's ambition ; +And , as we may , cherish Duke Humphrey's deeds , +While they do tend the profit of the land . + +So God help Warwick , as he loves the land , +And common profit of his country ! + +And so says York , for he hath greatest cause . + +Then let's make haste away , and look unto the main . + +Unto the main ! O father , Maine is lost ! +That Maine which by main force Warwick did win , +And would have kept so long as breath did last : +Main chance , father , you meant ; but I meant Maine , +Which I will win from France , or else be slain . + + +Anjou and Maine are given to the French ; +Paris is lost ; the state of Normandy +Stands on a tickle point now they are gone . +Suffolk concluded on the articles , +The peers agreed , and Henry was well pleas'd +To change two dukedoms for a duke's fair daughter . +I cannot blame them all : what is't to them ? +'Tis thine they give away , and not their own . +Pirates may make cheap pennyworths of their pillage , +And purchase friends , and give to courtezans , +Still revelling like lords till all be gone ; +While as the silly owner of the goods +Weeps over them , and wrings his hapless hands , +And shakes his head , and trembling stands aloof , +While all is shar'd and all is borne away , +Ready to starve and dare not touch his own : +So York must sit and fret and bite his tongue +While his own lands are bargain'd for and sold . +Methinks the realms of England , France , and Ireland +Bear that proportion to my flesh and blood +As did the fatal brand Alth a burn'd +Unto the prince's heart of Calydon . +Anjou and Maine both given unto the French ! +Cold news for me , for I had hope of France , +Even as I have of fertile England's soil . +A day will come when York shall claim his own ; +And therefore I will take the Nevils' parts +And make a show of love to proud Duke Humphrey , +And , when I spy advantage , claim the crown , +For that's the golden mark I seek to hit . +Nor shall proud Lancaster usurp my right . +Nor hold the sceptre in his childish fist , +Nor wear the diadem upon his head , +Whose church-like humours fit not for a crown . +Then , York , be still awhile , till time do serve : +Watch thou and wake when others be asleep , +To pry into the secrets of the state ; +Till Henry , surfeiting in joys of love , +With his new bride and England's dear-bought queen , +And Humphrey with the peers be fall'n at jars : +Then will I raise aloft the milk-white rose , +With whose sweet smell the air shall be perfum'd , +And in my standard bear the arms of York , +To grapple with the house of Lancaster ; +And , force perforce , I'll make him yield the crown , +Whose bookish rule hath pull'd fair England down . + + +Why droops my lord , like over-ripen'd corn +Hanging the head at Ceres' plenteous load ? +Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows , +As frowning at the favours of the world ? +Why are thine eyes fix'd to the sullen earth , +Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight ? +What seest thou there ? King Henry's diadem +Enchas'd with all the honours of the world ? +If so , gaze on , and grovel on thy face , +Until thy head be circled with the same . +Put forth thy hand , reach at the glorious gold : +What ! is't too short ? I'll lengthen it with mine ; +And having both together heav'd it up , +We'll both together lift our heads to heaven , +And never more abase our sight so low +As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground . + +O Nell , sweet Nell , if thou dost love thy lord , +Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts : +And may that thought , when I imagine ill +Against my king and nephew , virtuous Henry , +Be my last breathing in this mortal world ! +My troublous dream this night doth make me sad . + +What dream'd my lord ? tell me , and I'll requite it +With sweet rehearsal of my morning's dream . + +Methought this staff , mine office-badge in court , +Was broke in twain ; by whom I have forgot , +But , as I think , it was by the cardinal ; +And on the pieces of the broken wand +Were plac'd the heads of Edmund Duke of Somerset , +And William De la Pole , first Duke of Suffolk . +This was my dream : what it doth bode , God knows . + +Tut ! this was nothing but an argument +That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester's grove +Shall lose his head for his presumption . +But list to me , my Humphrey , my sweet duke : +Methought I sat in seat of majesty +In the cathedral church of Westminster , +And in that chair where kings and queens are crown'd ; +Where Henry and Dame Margaret kneel'd to me , +And on my head did set the diadem . + +Nay , Eleanor , then must I chide outright : +Presumptuous dame ! ill-nurtur'd Eleanor ! +Art thou not second woman in the realm , +And the protector's wife , belov'd of him ? +Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command , +Above the reach or compass of thy thought ? +And wilt thou still be hammering treachery , +To tumble down thy husband and thyself +From top of honour to disgrace's feet ? +Away from me , and let me hear no more . + +What , what , my lord ! are you so choleric +With Eleanor , for telling but her dream ? +Next time I'll keep my dreams unto myself , +And not be check'd . + +Nay , be not angry ; I am pleas'd again . + + +My Lord Protector , 'tis his highness' pleasure +You do prepare to ride unto Saint Alban's , +Whereas the king and queen do mean to hawk . + +I go . Come , Nell , thou wilt ride with us ? + +Yes , my good lord , I'll follow presently . + +Follow I must ; I cannot go before , +While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind . +Were I a man , a duke , and next of blood , +I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks +And smooth my way upon their headless necks ; +And , being a woman , I will not be slack +To play my part in Fortune's pageant . +Where are you there ? Sir John ! nay , fear not , man , +We are alone ; here's none but thee and I . + + +Jesus preserve your royal majesty ! + +What sayst thou ? majesty ! I am but Grace . + +But , by the grace of God , and Hume's advice , +Your Grace's title shall be multiplied . + +What sayst thou , man ? hast thou as yet conferr'd +With Margery Jourdain , the cunning witch , +With Roger Bolingbroke , the conjurer ? +And will they undertake to do me good ? + +This they have promised , to show your highness +A spirit rais'd from depth of under ground , +That shall make answer to such questions +As by your Grace shall be propounded him . + +It is enough : I'll think upon the questions . +When from Saint Alban's we do make return +We'll see these things effected to the full . +Here , Hume , take this reward ; make merry , man , +With thy confed'rates in this weighty cause . + + +Hume must make merry with the duchess' gold ; +Marry and shall . But how now , Sir John Hume ! +Seal up your lips , and give no words but mum : +The business asketh silent secrecy . +Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch : +Gold cannot come amiss , were she a devil . +Yet have I gold flies from another coast : +I dare not say from the rich cardinal +And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk ; +Yet I do find it so : for , to be plain , +They , knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring humour , +Have hired me to undermine the duchess +And buzz these conjurations in her brain . +They say , 'A crafty knave does need no broker ;' +Yet am I Suffolk and the cardinal's broker . +Hume , if you take not heed , you shall go near +To call them both a pair of crafty knaves . +Well , so it stands ; and thus , I fear , at last +Hume's knavery will be the duchess' wrack , +And her attainture will be Humphrey's fall . +Sort how it will I shall have gold for all . + + +My masters , let's stand close : my Lord Protector will come this way by and by , and then we may deliver our supplications in the quill . + +Marry , the Lord protect him , for he's a good man ! Jesu bless him ! + + +Here a' comes , methinks , and the queen with him . I'll be the first , sure . + +Come back , fool ! this is the Duke of Suffolk and not my Lord Protector . + +How now , fellow ! wouldst anything with me ? + +I pray , my lord , pardon me : I took ye for my Lord Protector . + +To my Lord Protector ! are your supplications to his lordship ? Let me see them : what is thine ? + +Mine is , an't please your Grace , against John Goodman , my Lord Cardinal's man , for keeping my house , and lands , my wife and all , from me . + +Thy wife too ! that is some wrong indeed . What's yours ? What's here ? Against the Duke of Suffolk , for enclosing the commons of Melford ! How now , sir knave ! + +Alas ! sir , I am but a poor petitioner of our whole township . + +Against my master , Thomas Horner , for saying that the Duke of York was rightful heir to the crown . + +What sayst thou ? Did the Duke of York say he was rightful heir to the crown ? + +That my master was ? No , forsooth : my master said that he was ; and that the king was an usurper . + +Who is there ? + + +Take this fellow in , and send for his master with a pursuivant presently . We'll hear more of your matter before the king . + +And as for you , that love to be protected +Under the wings of our protector's grace , +Begin your suits anew and sue to him . + +Away , base cullions ! Suffolk , let them go . + +Come , let's be gone . + + +My Lord of Suffolk , say , is this the guise , +Is this the fashion of the court of England ? +Is this the government of Britain's isle , +And this the royalty of Albion's king ? +What ! shall King Henry be a pupil still +Under the surly Gloucester's governance ? +Am I a queen in title and in style , +And must be made a subject to a duke ? +I tell thee , Pole , when in the city Tours +Thou ran'st a tilt in honour of my love , +And stol'st away the ladies' hearts of France , +I thought King Henry had resembled thee +In courage , courtship , and proportion : +But all his mind is bent to holiness , +To number Ave-Maries on his beads ; +His champions are the prophets and apostles ; +His weapons holy saws of sacred writ ; +His study is his tilt-yard , and his loves +Are brazen images of canoniz'd saints . +I would the college of the cardinals +Would choose him pope , and carry him to Rome , +And set the triple crown upon his head : +That were a state fit for his holiness . + +Madam , be patient ; as I was cause +Your highness came to England , so will I +In England work your Grace's full content . + +Beside the haught protector , have we Beaufort +The imperious churchman , Somerset , Buckingham , +And grumbling York ; and not the least of these +But can do more in England than the king . + +And he of these that can do most of all +Cannot do more in England than the Nevils : +Salisbury and Warwick are no simple peers . + +Not all these lords do vex me half so much +As that proud dame , the Lord Protector's wife : +She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies , +More like an empress than Duke Humphrey's wife . +Strangers in court do take her for the queen : +She bears a duke's revenues on her back , +And in her heart she scorns our poverty . +Shall I not live to be aveng'd on her ? +Contemptuous base-born callot as she is , +She vaunted 'mongst her minions t'other day +The very train of her worst wearing gown +Was better worth than all my father's lands , +Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter . + +Madam , myself have lim'd a bush for her , +And plac'd a quire of such enticing birds +That she will light to listen to the lays , +And never mount to trouble you again . +So , let her rest : and , madam , list to me ; +For I am bold to counsel you in this . +Although we fancy not the cardinal , +Yet must we join with him and with the lords +Till we have brought Duke Humphrey in disgrace . +As for the Duke of York , this late complaint +Will make but little for his benefit : +So , one by one , we'll weed them all at last , +And you yourself shall steer the happy helm . + +For my part , noble lords , I care not which ; +Or Somerset or York , all's one to me . + +If York have ill demean'd himself in France , +Then let him be denay'd the regentship . + +If Somerset be unworthy of the place , +Let York be regent ; I will yield to him . + +Whether your Grace be worthy , yea or no , +Dispute not that : York is the worthier . + +Ambitious Warwick , let thy betters speak . + +The cardinal's not my better in the field . + +All in this presence are thy betters , Warwick . + +Warwick may live to be the best of all . + +Peace , son ! and show some reason , Buckingham , +Why Somerset should be preferr'd in this . + +Because the king , forsooth , will have it so . + +Madam , the king is old enough himself +To give his censure : these are no women's matters . + +If he be old enough , what needs your Grace +To be protector of his excellence ? + +Madam , I am protector of the realm ; +And at his pleasure will resign my place . + +Resign it then and leave thine insolence . +Since thou wertking ,as who is king but thou ? +The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack ; +The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the seas ; +And all the peers and nobles of the realm +Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty . + +The commons hast thou rack'd ; the clergy's bags +Are lank and lean with thy extortions . + +Thy sumptuous buildings and thy wife's attire +Have cost a mass of public treasury . + +Thy cruelty in execution +Upon offenders hath exceeded law , +And left thee to the mercy of the law . + +Thy sale of offices and towns in France , +If they were known , as the suspect is great , +Would make thee quickly hop without thy head . + +Give me my fan : what , minion ! can ye not ? + +I cry you mercy , madam , was it you ? + +Was't I ? yea , I it was , proud Frenchwoman : +Could I come near your beauty with my nails +I'd set my ten commandments in your face . + +Sweet aunt , be quiet ; 'twas against her will . + +Against her will ! Good king , look to't in time ; +She'll hamper thee and dandle thee like a baby : +Though in this place most master wear no breeches , +She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unreveng'd . + + +Lord Cardinal , I will follow Eleanor , +And listen after Humphrey , how he proceeds : +She's tickled now ; her fume can need no spurs , +She'll gallop far enough to her destruction . + +Now , lords , my choler being over-blown +With walking once about the quadrangle , +I come to talk of commonwealth affairs . +As for your spiteful false objections , +Prove them , and I lie open to the law : +But God in mercy so deal with my soul +As I in duty love my king and country ! +But to the matter that we have in hand . +I say , my sov'reign , York is meetest man +To be your regent in the realm of France . + +Before we make election , give me leave +To show some reason , of no little force , +That York is most unmeet of any man . + +I'll tell thee , Suffolk , why I am unmeet : +First , for I cannot flatter thee in pride ; +Next , if I be appointed for the place , +My Lord of Somerset will keep me here , +Without discharge , money , or furniture , +Till France be won into the Dauphin's hands . +Last time I danc'd attendance on his will +Till Paris was besieg'd , famish'd , and lost . + +That can I witness ; and a fouler fact +Did never traitor in the land commit . + +Peace , headstrong Warwick ! + +Image of pride , why should I hold my peace ? + + +Because here is a man accus'd of treason : +Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself ! + +Doth any one accuse York for a traitor ? + +What mean'st thou , Suffolk ? tell me , what are these ? + +Please it your majesty , this is the man +That doth accuse his master of high treason . +His words were these : that Richard , Duke of York , +Was rightful heir unto the English crown , +And that your majesty was a usurper . + +Say , man , were these thy words ? + +An't shall please your majesty , I never said nor thought any such matter : God is my witness , I am falsely accused by the villain . + +By these ten bones , my lords , he did speak them to me in the garret one night , as we were scouring my Lord of York's armour . + +Base dunghill villain , and mechanical , +I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech . +I do beseech your royal majesty +Let him have all the rigour of the law . + +Alas ! my lord , hang me if ever I spake the words . My accuser is my prentice ; and when I did correct him for his fault the other day , he did vow upon his knees he would be even with me : I have good witness of this : therefore I beseech your majesty , do not cast away an honest man for a villain's accusation . + +Uncle , what shall we say to this in law ? + +This doom , my lord , if I may judge . +Let Somerset be regent o'er the French , +Because in York this breeds suspicion ; +And let these have a day appointed them +For single combat in convenient place ; +For he hath witness of his servant's malice . +This is the law , and this Duke Humphrey's doom . + +Then be it so . My Lord of Somerset , +We make your Grace lord regent o'er the French . + +I humbly thank your royal majesty . + +And I accept the combat willingly . + +Alas ! my lord , I cannot fight : for God's sake , pity my case ! the spite of man prevaileth against me . O Lord , have mercy upon me ! I shall never be able to fight a blow . O Lord , my heart ! + +Sirrah , or you must fight , or else be hang'd . + +Away with them to prison ; and the day +Of combat shall be the last of the next month . +Come , Somerset , we'll see thee sent away . + + +Come , my masters ; the duchess , I tell you , expects performance of your promises . + +Master Hume , we are therefore provided . Will her ladyship behold and hear our exorcisms ? + +Ay ; what else ? fear you not her courage . + +I have heard her reported to be a woman of invincible spirit : but it shall be convenient , Master Hume , that you be by her aloft while we be busy below ; and so , I pray you , go in God's name , and leave us . + +Mother Jourdain , be you prostrate , and grovel on the earth ; John Southwell , read you ; and let us to our work . + + +Well said , my masters , and welcome all . +To this gear the sooner the better . + +Patience , good lady ; wizards know their times : +Deep night , dark night , the silent of the night , +The time of night when Troy was set on fire ; +The time when screech-owls cry , and ban-dogs howl , +And spirits walk , and ghosts break up their graves , +That time best fits the work we have in hand . +Madam , sit you , and fear not : whom we raise +We will make fast within a hallow'd verge . + + +Adsum . + +Asmath ! +By the eternal God , whose name and power +Thou tremblest at , answer that I shall ask ; +For till thou speak , thou shalt not pass from hence . + +Ask what thou wilt . That I had said and done ! + +First , of the king : what shall of him become ? + +The Duke yet lives that Henry shall depose ; +But him outlive , and die a violent death . + + +What fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk ? + +By water shall he die and take his end . + +What shall befall the Duke of Somerset ? + +Let him shun castles : +Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains +Than where castles mounted stand . +Have done , for more I hardly can endure . + +Descend to darkness and the burning lake ! +False fiend , avoid ! + +Lay hands upon these traitors and their trash . +Beldam , I think we watch'd you at an inch . +What ! madam , are you there ? the king and commonweal +Are deeply indebted for this piece of pains : +My Lord Protector will , I doubt it not , +See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts . + +Not half so bad as thine to England's king , +Injurious duke , that threat'st where is no cause . + +True , madam , none at all . What call you this ? + +Away with them ! let them be clapp'd up close +And kept asunder . You , madam , shall with us : +Stafford , take her to thee . + +We'll see your trinkets here all forthcoming . +All , away ! + + +Lord Buckingham , methinks you watch'd her well : +A pretty plot , well chosen to build upon ! +Now , pray , my lord , let's see the devil's writ . +What have we here ? +The duke yet lives that Henry shall depose ; +But him outlive , and die a violent death . +Why , this is just , +Aio te , acida , Romanos vincere posse . +Well , to the rest : +Tell me what fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk ? +By water shall he die and take his end . +What shall betide the Duke of Somerset ? +Let him shun castles : +Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains +Than where castles mounted stand . +Come , come , my lords ; these oracles +Are hardly attain'd , and hardly understood . +The king is now in progress towards Saint Alban's ; +With him , the husband of this lovely lady : +Thither go these news as fast as horse can carry them , +A sorry breakfast for my Lord Protector . + +Your Grace shall give me leave , my Lord of York , +To be the post , in hope of his reward . + +At your pleasure , my good lord . Who's within there , ho ! + + +Invite my Lords of Salisbury and Warwick +To sup with me to-morrow night . Away ! + + +Believe me , lords , for flying at the brook , +I saw not better sport these seven years' day : +Yet , by your leave , the wind was very high , +And , ten to one , old Joan had not gone out . + +But what a point , my lord , your falcon made , +And what a pitch she flew above the rest ! +To see how God in all his creatures works ! +Yea , man and birds are fain of climbing high . + +No marvel , an it like your majesty , +My Lord Protector's hawks do tower so well ; +They know their master loves to be aloft , +And bears his thoughts above his falcon's pitch . + +My lord , 'tis but a base ignoble mind +That mounts no higher than a bird can soar . + +I thought as much ; he'd be above the clouds . + +Ay , my Lord Cardinal ; how think you by that ? +Were it not good your Grace could fly to heaven ? + +The treasury of everlasting joy . + +Thy heaven is on earth ; thine eyes and thoughts +Beat on a crown , the treasure of thy heart ; +Pernicious protector , dangerous peer , +That smooth'st it so with king and commonweal ! + +What ! cardinal , is your priesthood grown peremptory ? +Tant ne animis c lestibus ir ? +Churchmen so hot ? good uncle , hide such malice ; +With such holiness can you do it ? + +No malice , sir ; no more than well becomes +So good a quarrel and so bad a peer . + +As who , my lord ? + +Why , as you , my lord , +An't like your lordly lord-protectorship . + +Why , Suffolk , England knows thine insolence . + +And thy ambition , Gloucester . + +I prithee , peace , +Good queen , and whet not on these furious peers ; +For blessed are the peacemakers on earth . + +Let me be blessed for the peace I make +Against this proud protector with my sword ! + +Faith , holy uncle , would 'twere come to that ! + +Marry , when thou dar'st . + +Make up no factious numbers for the matter ; +In thine own person answer thy abuse . + +Ay , where thou dar'st not peep : an if thou dar'st , +This evening on the east side of the grove . + +How now , my lords ! + +Believe me , cousin Gloucester , +Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly , +We had had more sport . + +Come with thy two-hand sword . + +True , uncle . + +Are you advis'd ? + +the east side of the grove . + +Cardinal , I am with you . + +Why , how now , uncle Gloucester ! + +Talking of hawking ; nothing else , my lord . + + +Now , by God's mother , priest , I'll shave your crown +For this , or all my fence shall fail . + +Medice teipsum ; +Protector , see to't well , protect yourself . + +The winds grow high ; so do your stomachs , lords . +How irksome is this music to my heart ! +When such strings jar , what hope of harmony ? +I pray , my lords , let me compound this strife . + + +What means this noise ? +Fellow , what miracle dost thou proclaim ? + +A miracle ! a miracle ! + +Come to the king , and tell him what miracle . + +Forsooth , a blind man at Saint Alban's shrine , +Within this half hour hath receiv'd his sight ; +A man that ne'er saw in his life before . + +Now , God be prais'd , that to believing souls +Gives light in darkness , comfort in despair ! + +Here comes the townsmen on procession , +To present your highness with the man . + +Great is his comfort in this earthly vale , +Although by his sight his sin be multiplied . + +Stand by , my masters ; bring him near the king : +His highness' pleasure is to talk with him . + +Good fellow , tell us here the circumstance , +That we for thee may glorify the Lord . +What ! hast thou been long blind , and now restor'd ? + +Born blind , an't please your Grace . + +Ay , indeed , was he . + +What woman is this ? + +His wife , an't like your worship . + +Hadst thou been his mother , thou couldst have better told . + +Where wert thou born ? + +At Berwick in the north , an't like your Grace . + +Poor soul ! God's goodness hath been great to thee : +Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass , +But still remember what the Lord hath done . + +Tell me , good fellow , cam'st thou here by chance , +Or of devotion , to this holy shrine ? + +God knows , of pure devotion ; being call'd +A hundred times and oft'ner in my sleep , +By good Saint Alban ; who said , 'Simpcox , come ; +Come , offer at my shrine , and I will help thee .' + +Most true , forsooth ; and many time and oft +Myself have heard a voice to call him so . + +What ! art thou lame ? + +Ay , God Almighty help me ! + +How cam'st thou so ? + +A fall off of a tree . + +A plum-tree , master . + +How long hast thou been blind ? + +O ! born so , master . + +What ! and wouldst climb a tree ? + +But that in all my life , when I was a youth . + +Too true ; and bought his climbing very dear . + +Mass , thou lov'dst plums well , that wouldst venture so . + +Alas ! master , my wife desir'd some damsons , +And made me climb with danger of my life . + +A subtle knave ! but yet it shall not serve . +Let me see thine eyes : wink now : now open them : +In my opinion yet thou seest not well . + +Yes , master , clear as day ; I thank God and Saint Alban . + +Sayst thou me so ? What colour is this cloak of ? + +Red , master ; red as blood . + +Why , that's well said . What colour is my gown of ? + +Black , forsooth ; coal-black , as jet . + +Why then , thou know'st what colour jet is of ? + +And yet , I think , jet did he never see . + +But cloaks and gowns before this day a many . + +Never , before this day , in all his life . + +Tell me , sirrah , what's my name ? + +Alas ! master , I know not . + +What's his name ? + +I know not . + +Nor his ? + +No , indeed , master . + +What's thine own name ? + +Saunder Simpcox , an if it please you , master . + +Then , Saunder , sit there , the lyingest knave in Christendom . If thou hadst been born blind , thou mightst as well have known all our names as thus to name the several colours we do wear . Sight may distinguish of colours , but suddenly to nominate them all , it is impossible . My lords , Saint Alban here hath done a miracle ; and would ye not think that cunning to be great , that could restore this cripple to his legs again ? + +O , master , that you could ! + +My masters of Saint Alban's , have you not beadles in your town , and things called whips ? + +Yes , my lord , if it please your Grace . + +Then send for one presently . + +Sirrah , go fetch the beadle hither straight . + + +Now fetch me a stool hither by and by . + + +Now , sirrah , if you mean to save yourself from whipping , leap me over this stool and run away . + +Alas ! master , I am not able to stand alone : +You go about to torture me in vain . + + +Well , sir , we must have you find your legs . Sirrah beadle , whip him till he leap over that same stool . + +I will , my lord . Come on , sirrah ; off with your doublet quickly . + +Alas ! master , what shall I do ? I am not able to stand . + +O God ! seest thou this , and bear'st so long ? + +It made me laugh to see the villain run . + +Follow the knave ; and take this drab away . + +Alas ! sir , we did it for pure need . + +Let them be whipp'd through every market town +Till they come to Berwick , from whence they came . + + +Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to-day . + +True ; made the lame to leap and fly away . + +But you have done more miracles than I ; +You made in a day , my lord , whole towns to fly . + + +What tidings with our cousin Buckingham ? + +Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold . +A sort of naughty persons , lewdly bent , +Under the countenance and confederacy +Of Lady Eleanor , the protector's wife , +The ringleader and head of all this rout , +Have practis'd dangerously against your state , +Dealing with witches and with conjurers : +Whom we have apprehended in the fact ; +Raising up wicked spirits from under-ground , +Demanding of King Henry's life and death , +And other of your highness' privy council , +As more at large your Grace shall understand . + +And so , my Lord Protector , by this means +Your lady is forthcoming yet at London . +This news , I think , hath turn'd your weapon's edge ; +'Tis like , my lord , you will not keep your hour . + +Ambitious churchman , leave to afflict my heart : +Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers ; +And , vanquish'd as I am , I yield to thee , +Or to the meanest groom . + +O God ! what mischiefs work the wicked ones , +Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby . + +Gloucester , see here the tainture of thy nest ; +And look thyself be faultless , thou wert best . + +Madam , for myself , to heaven I do appeal , +How I have lov'd my king and commonweal ; +And , for my wife , I know not how it stands . +Sorry I am to hear what I have heard : +Noble she is , but if she have forgot +Honour and virtue , and convers'd with such +As , like to pitch , defile nobility , +I banish her my bed and company , +And give her , as a prey , to law and shame , +That hath dishonour'd Gloucester's honest name . + +Well , for this night we will repose us here : +To-morrow toward London back again , +To look into this business thoroughly , +And call these foul offenders to their answers ; +And poise the cause in justice' equal scales , +Whose beam stands sure , whose rightful cause prevails . + + +Now , my good Lords of Salisbury and Warwick , +Our simple supper ended , give me leave , +In this close walk to satisfy myself , +In craving your opinion of my title , +Which is infallible to England's crown . + +My lord , I long to hear it at full . + +Sweet York , begin ; and if thy claim be good , +The Nevils are thy subjects to command . + +Then thus : +Edward the Third , my lords , had seven sons : +The first , Edward the Black Prince , Prince of Wales ; +The second , William of Hatfield ; and the third , +Lionel , Duke of Clarence ; next to whom +Was John of Gaunt , the Duke of Lancaster ; +The fifth was Edmund Langley , Duke of York ; +The sixth was Thomas of Woodstock , Duke of Gloucester ; +William of Windsor was the seventh and last . +Edward the Black Prince died before his father , +And left behind him Richard , his only son , +Who after Edward the Third's death , reign'd as king ; +Till Henry Bolingbroke , Duke of Lancaster , +The eldest son and heir of John of Gaunt , +Crown'd by the name of Henry the Fourth , +Seiz'd on the realm , depos'd the rightful king , +Sent his poor queen to France , from whence she came , +And him to Pomfret ; where as all you know , +Harmless Richard was murder'd traitorously . + +Father , the duke hath told the truth ; +Thus got the house of Lancaster the crown . + +Which now they hold by force and not by right ; +For Richard , the first son's heir , being dead , +The issue of the next son should have reign'd . + +But William of Hatfield died without an heir . + +The third son , Duke of Clarence , from whose line +I claim the crown , had issue , Philippe a daughter , +Who married Edmund Mortimer , Earl of March : +Edmund had issue Roger , Earl of March : +Roger had issue Edmund , Anne , and Eleanor . + +This Edmund , in the reign of Bolingbroke , +As I have read , laid claim unto the crown ; +And but for Owen Glendower , had been king , +Who kept him in captivity till he died . +But , to the rest . + +His eldest sister , Anne , +My mother , being heir unto the crown , +Married Richard , Earl of Cambridge , who was son +To Edmund Langley , Edward the Third's fifth son . +By her I claim the kingdom : she was heir +To Roger , Earl of March ; who was the son +Of Edmund Mortimer ; who married Philippe , +Sole daughter unto Lionel , Duke of Clarence : +So , if the issue of the eldest son +Succeed before the younger , I am king . + +What plain proceeding is more plain than this ? +Henry doth claim the crown from John of Gaunt , +The fourth son ; York claims it from the third . +Till Lionel's issue fails , his should not reign : +It fails not yet , but flourishes in thee , +And in thy sons , fair slips of such a stock . +Then , father Salisbury , kneel we together , +And in this private plot be we the first +That shall salute our rightful sovereign +With honour of his birthright to the crown . + +Long live our sovereign Richard , England's king ! + +We thank you , lords ! But I am not your king +Till I be crown'd , and that my sword be stain'd +With heart-blood of the house of Lancaster ; +And that's not suddenly to be perform'd , +But with advice and silent secrecy . +Do you as I do in these dangerous days , +Wink at the Duke of Suffolk's insolence , +At Beaufort's pride , at Somerset's ambition , +At Buckingham and all the crew of them , +Till they have snar'd the shepherd of the flock , +That virtuous prince , the good Duke Humphrey : +'Tis that they seek ; and they , in seeking that +Shall find their deaths , if York can prophesy . + +My lord , break we off ; we know your mind at full . + +My heart assures me that the Earl of Warwick +Shall one day make the Duke of York a king . + +And , Nevil , this I do assure myself , +Richard shall live to make the Earl of Warwick +The greatest man in England but the king . + + +Stand forth , Dame Eleanor Cobham , Gloucester's wife . +In sight of God and us , your guilt is great : +Receive the sentence of the law for sins +Such as by God's book are adjudg'd to death . +You four , from hence to prison back again ; +From thence , unto the place of execution : +The witch in Smithfield shall be burn'd to ashes , +And you three shall be strangled on the gallows . +You , madam , for you are more nobly born , +Despoiled of your honour in your life , +Shall , after three days' open penance done , +Live in your country here , in banishment , +With Sir John Stanley , in the Isle of Man . + +Welcome is banishment ; welcome were my death . + +Eleanor , the law , thou seest , hath judged thee : +I cannot justify whom the law condemns . + +Mine eyes are full of tears , my heart of grief . +Ah , Humphrey ! this dishonour in thine age +Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground . +I beseech your majesty , give me leave to go ; +Sorrow would solace and mine age would ease . + +Stay , Humphrey , Duke of Gloucester : ere thou go , +Give up thy staff : Henry will to himself +Protector be ; and God shall be my hope , +My stay , my guide , and lantern to my feet . +And go in peace , Humphrey ; no less belov'd +Than when thou wert protector to thy king . + +I see no reason why a king of years +Should be to be protected like a child . +God and King Henry govern England's helm ! +Give up your staff , sir , and the king his realm . + +My staff ! here , noble Henry , is my staff : +As willingly do I the same resign +As e'er thy father Henry made it mine ; +And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it +As others would ambitiously receive it . +Farewell , good king ! when I am dead and gone , +May honourable peace attend thy throne . + + +Why , now is Henry king , and Margaret queen ; +And Humphrey , Duke of Gloucester , scarce himself , +That bears so shrewd a maim : two pulls at once ; +His lady banish'd , and a limb lopp'd off ; +This staff of honour raught : there let it stand , +Where it best fits to be , in Henry's hand . + +Thus droops this lofty pine and hangs his sprays ; +Thus Eleanor's pride dies in her youngest days . + +Lords , let him go . Please it your majesty +This is the day appointed for the combat ; +And ready are the appellant and defendant , +The armourer and his man , to enter the lists , +So please your highness to behold the fight . + +Ay , good my lord ; for purposely therefore +Left I the court , to see this quarrel tried . + +O' God's name , see the lists and all things fit : +Here let them end it ; and God defend the right ! + +I never saw a fellow worse bested , +Or more afraid to fight , than is the appellant , +The servant of this armourer , my lords . + + +Here , neighbour Horner , I drink to you in a cup of sack : and fear not , neighbour , you shall do well enough . + +And here , neighbour , here's a cup of charneco . + +And here's a pot of good double beer , neighbour : drink , and fear not your man . + +Let it come , i' faith , and I'll pledge you all ; and a fig for Peter ! + +Here , Peter , I drink to thee ; and be not afraid . + +Be merry , Peter , and fear not thy master : fight for credit of the prentices . + +I thank you all : drink , and pray for me , I pray you ; for , I think , I have taken my last draught in this world . Here , Robin , an if I die , I give thee my apron : and , Will , thou shalt have my hammer : and here , Tom , take all the money that I have . O Lord bless me ! I pray God , for I am never able to deal with my master , he hath learnt so much fence already . + +Come , leave your drinking and fall to blows . Sirrah , what's thy name ? + +Peter , forsooth . + +Peter ! what more ? + +Thump . + +Thump ! then see thou thump thy master well . + +Masters , I am come hither , as it were , upon my man's instigation , to prove him a knave , and myself an honest man : and touching the Duke of York , I will take my death I never meant him any ill , nor the king , nor the queen ; and therefore , Peter , have at thee with a downright blow ! + +Dispatch : this knave's tongue begins to double . +Sound , trumpets , alarum to the combatants . + + +Hold , Peter , hold ! I confess , I confess treason . + + +Take away his weapon . Fellow , thank +God , and the good wine in thy master's way . + +O God ! have I overcome mine enemies in this presence ? O Peter ! thou hast prevailed in right ! + +Go , take hence that traitor from our sight ; +For by his death we do perceive his guilt : +And God in justice hath reveal'd to us +The truth and innocence of this poor fellow , +Which he had thought to have murder'd wrongfully . +Come , fellow , follow us for thy reward . + + +Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud ; +And after summer evermore succeeds +Barren winter , with his wrathful nipping cold : +So cares and joys abound , as seasons fleet . +Sirs , what's o'clock ? + +Ten , my lord . + +Ten is the hour that was appointed me +To watch the coming of my punish'd duchess : +Uneath may she endure the flinty streets , +To tread them with her tender-feeling feet . +Sweet Nell , ill can thy noble mind abrook +The abject people , gazing on thy face +With envious looks still laughing at thy shame , +That erst did follow thy proud chariot wheels +When thou didst ride in triumph through the streets . +But , soft ! I think she comes ; and I'll prepare +My tear-stain'd eyes to see her miseries . + + +So please your Grace , we'll take her from the sheriff . + +No , stir not , for your lives ; let her pass by . + +Come you , my lord , to see my open shame ? +Now thou dost penance too . Look ! how they gaze . +See ! how the giddy multitude do point , +And nod their heads , and throw their eyes on thee . +Ah , Gloucester , hide thee from their hateful looks , +And , in thy closet pent up , rue my shame , +And ban thine enemies , both mine and thine ! + +Be patient , gentle Nell ; forget this grief . + +Ay , Gloucester , teach me to forget myself ; +For whilst I think I am thy wedded wife , +And thou a prince , protector of this land , +Methinks I should not thus be led along , +Mail'd up in shame , with papers on my back , +And follow'd with a rabble that rejoice +To see my tears and hear my deep-fet groans . +The ruthless flint doth cut my tender feet , +And when I start , the envious people laugh , +And bid me be advised how I tread . +Ah , Humphrey ! can I bear this shameful yoke ? +Trow'st thou that e'er I'll look upon the world , +Or count them happy that enjoy the sun ? +No ; dark shall be my light , and night my day ; +To think upon my pomp shall be my hell . +Sometime I'll say , I am Duke Humphrey's wife ; +And he a prince and ruler of the land : +Yet so he rul'd and such a prince he was +As he stood by whilst I , his forlorn duchess , +Was made a wonder and a pointing-stock +To every idle rascal follower . +But be thou mild and blush not at my shame ; +Nor stir at nothing till the axe of death +Hang over thee , as , sure , it shortly will ; +For Suffolk , he that can do all in all +With her that hateth thee , and hates us all , +And York , and impious Beaufort , that false priest , +Have all lim'd bushes to betray thy wings ; +And , fly thou how thou canst , they'll tangle thee : +But fear not thou , until thy foot be snar'd , +Nor never seek prevention of thy foes . + +Ah , Nell ! forbear : thou aimest all awry ; +I must offend before I be attainted ; +And had I twenty times so many foes , +And each of them had twenty times their power , +All these could not procure me any scath , +So long as I am loyal , true , and crimeless . +Wouldst have me rescue thee from this reproach ? +Why , yet thy scandal were not wip'd away , +But I in danger for the breach of law . +Thy greatest help is quiet , gentle Nell : +I pray thee , sort thy heart to patience ; +These few days' wonder will be quickly worn . + + +I summon your Grace to his majesty's parliament , holden at Bury the first of this next month . + +And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before ! +This is close dealing . Well , I will be there . + +My Nell , I take my leave : and , master sheriff , +Let not her penance exceed the king's commission . + +An't please your Grace , here my commission stays ; +And Sir John Stanley is appointed now +To take her with him to the Isle of Man . + +Must you , Sir John , protect my lady here ? + +So am I given in charge , may't please your Grace . + +Entreat her not the worse in that I pray +You use her well . The world may laugh again ; +And I may live to do you kindness if +You do it her : and so , Sir John , farewell . + +What ! gone , my lord , and bid me not farewell ! + +Witness my tears , I cannot stay to speak . + + +Art thou gone too ? All comfort go with thee ! +For none abides with me : my joy is death ; +Death , at whose name I oft have been afear'd , +Because I wish'd this world's eternity . +Stanley , I prithee , go , and take me hence ; +I care not whither , for I beg no favour , +Only convey me where thou art commanded . + +Why , madam , that is to the Isle of Man ; +There to be us'd according to your state . + +That's bad enough , for I am but reproach : +And shall I then be us'd reproachfully ? + +Like to a duchess , and Duke Humphrey's lady : +According to that state you shall be us'd . + +Sheriff , farewell , and better than I fare , +Although thou hast been conduct of my shame . + +It is my office ; and , madam , pardon me . + +Ay , ay , farewell ; thy office is discharg'd . +Come , Stanley , shall we go ? + +Madam , your penance done , throw off this sheet , +And go we to attire you for our journey . + +My shame will not be shifted with my sheet : +No ; it will hang upon my richest robes , +And show itself , attire me how I can . +Go , lead the way ; I long to see my prison . + + +I muse my Lord of Gloucester is not come : +'Tis not his wont to be the hindmost man , +Whate'er occasion keeps him from us now . + +Can you not see ? or will ye not observe +The strangeness of his alter'd countenance ? +With what a majesty he bears himself , +How insolent of late he is become , +How proud , how peremptory , and unlike himself ? +We know the time since he was mild and affable , +An if we did but glance a far-off look , +Immediately he was upon his knee , +That all the court admir'd him for submission : +But meet him now , and , be it in the morn , +When everyone will give the time of day , +He knits his brow and shows an angry eye , +And passeth by with stiff unbowed knee , +Disdaining duty that to us belongs . +Small curs are not regarded when they grin , +But great men tremble when the lion roars ; +And Humphrey is no little man in England . +First note that he is near you in descent , +And should you fall , he is the next will mount . +Me seemeth then it is no policy , +Respecting what a rancorous mind he bears , +And his advantage following your decease , +That he should come about your royal person +Or be admitted to your highness' council . +By flattery hath he won the commons' hearts , +And when he please to make commotion , +'Tis to be fear'd they all will follow him . +Now 'tis the spring , and weeds are shallow-rooted ; +Suffer them now and they'll o'ergrow the garden , +And choke the herbs for want of husbandry . +The reverent care I bear unto my lord +Made me collect these dangers in the duke . +If it be fond , call it a woman's fear ; +Which fear if better reasons can supplant , +I will subscribe and say I wrong'd the duke . +My Lord of Suffolk , Buckingham , and York , +Reprove my allegation if you can +Or else conclude my words effectual . + +Well hath your highness seen into this duke ; +And had I first been put to speak my mind , +I think I should have told your Grace's tale . +The duchess , by his subornation , +Upon my life , began her devilish practices : +Or if he were not privy to those faults , +Yet , by reputing of his high descent , +As , next the king he was successive heir , +And such high vaunts of his nobility , +Did instigate the bedlam brain-sick duchess , +By wicked means to frame our sovereign's fall . +Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep , +And in his simple show he harbours treason . +The fox barks not when he would steal the lamb : +No , no , my sov'reign ; Gloucester is a man +Unsounded yet , and full of deep deceit . + +Did he not , contrary to form of law , +Devise strange deaths for small offences done ? + +And did he not , in his protectorship , +Levy great sums of money through the realm +For soldiers' pay in France , and never sent it ? +By means whereof the towns each day revolted . + +Tut ! these are petty faults to faults unknown , +Which time will bring to light in smooth Duke Humphrey . + +My lords , at once : the care you have of us , +To mow down thorns that would annoy our foot , +Is worthy praise ; but shall I speak my conscience , +Our kinsman Gloucester is as innocent +From meaning treason to our royal person , +As is the sucking lamb or harmless dove . +The duke is virtuous , mild , and too well given +To dream on evil , or to work my downfall . + +Ah ! what's more dangerous than this fond affiance ! +Seems he a dove ? his feathers are but borrow'd , +For he's disposed as the hateful raven : +Is he a lamb ? his skin is surely lent him , +For he's inclin'd as is the ravenous wolf . +Who cannot steal a shape that means deceit ? +Take heed , my lord ; the welfare of us all +Hangs on the cutting short that fraudful man . + + +All health unto my gracious sovereign ! + +Welcome , Lord Somerset . What news from France ? + +That all your interest in those territories +Is utterly bereft you ; all is lost . + +Cold news , Lord Somerset : but God's will be done ! + +Cold news for me ; for I had hope of France , +As firmly as I hope for fertile England . +Thus are my blossoms blasted in the bud , +And caterpillars eat my leaves away ; +But I will remedy this gear ere long , +Or sell my title for a glorious grave . + + +All happiness unto my lord the king ! +Pardon , my liege , that I have stay'd so long . + +Nay , Gloucester , know that thou art come too soon , +Unless thou wert more loyal than thou art : +I do arrest thee of high treason here . + +Well , Suffolk's duke , thou shalt not see me blush , +Nor change my countenance for this arrest : +A heart unspotted is not easily daunted . +The purest spring is not so free from mud +As I am clear from treason to my sovereign . +Who can accuse me ? wherein am I guilty ? + +'Tis thought , my lord , that you took bribes of France , +And , being protector , stay'd the soldiers' pay ; +By means whereof his highness hath lost France . + +Is it but thought so ? What are they that think it ? +I never robb'd the soldiers of their pay , +Nor ever had one penny bribe from France . +So help me God , as I have watch'd the night , +Ay , night by night , in studying good for England , +That doit that e'er I wrested from the king , +Or any groat I hoarded to my use , +Be brought against me at my trial-day ! +No ; many a pound of mine own proper store , +Because I would not tax the needy commons , +Have I disbursed to the garrisons , +And never ask'd for restitution . + +It serves you well , my lord , to say so much . + +I say no more than truth , so help me God ! + +In your protectorship you did devise +Strange tortures for offenders , never heard of , +That England was defam'd by tyranny . + +Why , 'tis well known that , whiles I was protector , +Pity was all the fault that was in me ; +For I should melt at an offender's tears , +And lowly words were ransom for their fault . +Unless it were a bloody murderer , +Or foul felonious thief that fleec'd poor passengers , +I never gave them condign punishment : +Murder , indeed , that bloody sin , I tortur'd +Above the felon or what trespass else . + +My lord , these faults are easy , quickly answer'd : +But mightier crimes are laid unto your charge , +Whereof you cannot easily purge yourself . +I do arrest you in his highness' name ; +And here commit you to my Lord Cardinal +To keep until your further time of trial . + +My Lord of Gloucester , 'tis my special hope +That you will clear yourself from all suspect : +My conscience tells me you are innocent . + +Ah ! gracious lord , these days are dangerous . +Virtue is chok'd with foul ambition , +And charity chas'd hence by rancour's hand ; +Foul subornation is predominant , +And equity exil'd your highness' land . +I know their complot is to have my life ; +And if my death might make this island happy , +And prove the period of their tyranny , +I would expend it with all willingness ; +But mine is made the prologue to their play ; +For thousands more , that yet suspect no peril , +Will not conclude their plotted tragedy . +Beaufort's red sparkling eyes blab his heart's malice , +And Suffolk's cloudy brow his stormy hate ; +Sharp Buckingham unburdens with his tongue +The envious load that lies upon his heart ; +And dogged York , that reaches at the moon , +Whose overweening arm I have pluck'd back , +By false accuse doth level at my life : +And you , my sov'reign lady , with the rest , +Causeless have laid disgraces on my head , +And with your best endeavour have stirr'd up +My liefest liege to be mine enemy . +Ay , all of you have laid your heads together ; +Myself had notice of your conventicles ; +And all to make away my guiltless life . +I shall not want false witness to condemn me , +Nor store of treasons to augment my guilt ; +The ancient proverb will be well effected : +'A staff is quickly found to beat a dog .' + +My liege , his railing is intolerable . +If those that care to keep your royal person +From treason's secret knife and traitor's rage +Be thus upbraided , chid , and rated at , +And the offender granted scope of speech , +'Twill make them cool in zeal unto your Grace . + +Hath he not twit our sovereign lady here +With ignominious words , though clerkly couch'd , +As if she had suborned some to swear +False allegations to o'erthrow his state ? + +But I can give the loser leave to chide . + +Far truer spoke than meant : I lose , indeed ; +Beshrew the winners , for they play'd me false ! +And well such losers may have leave to speak . + +He'll wrest the sense and hold us here all day . +Lord Cardinal , he is your prisoner . + +Sirs , take away the duke , and guard him sure . + +Ah ! thus King Henry throws away his crutch +Before his legs be firm to bear his body : +Thus is the shepherd beaten from thy side , +And wolves are gnarling who shall gnaw thee first . +Ah ! that my fear were false , ah ! that it were ; +For , good King Henry , thy decay I fear . + + +My lords , what to your wisdoms seemeth best +Do or undo , as if ourself were here . + +What ! will your highness leave the parliament ? + +Ay , Margaret ; my heart is drown'd with grief , +Whose flood begins to flow within mine eyes , +My body round engirt with misery , +For what's more miserable than discontent ? +Ah ! uncle Humphrey , in thy face I see +The map of honour , truth , and loyalty ; +And yet , good Humphrey , is the hour to come +That e'er I prov'd thee false , or fear'd thy faith . +What low'ring star now envies thy estate , +That these great lords , and Margaret our queen , +Do seek subversion of thy harmless life ? +Thou never didst them wrong , nor no man wrong ; +And as the butcher takes away the calf , +And binds the wretch , and beats it when it strays , +Bearing it to the bloody slaughter-house , +Even so , remorseless , have they borne him hence ; +And as the dam runs lowing up and down , +Looking the way her harmless young one went , +And can do nought but wail her darling's loss ; +Even so myself bewails good Gloucester's case , +With sad unhelpful tears , and with dimm'd eyes +Look after him , and cannot do him good ; +So mighty are his vowed enemies . +His fortunes I will weep ; and , 'twixt each groan , +Say 'Who's a traitor , Gloucester he is none .' + + +Fair lords , cold snow melts with the sun's hot beams . +Henry my lord is cold in great affairs , +Too full of foolish pity ; and Gloucester's show +Beguiles him as the mournful crocodile +With sorrow snares relenting passengers ; +Or as the snake , roll'd in a flow'ring bank , +With shining checker'd slough , doth sting a child +That for the beauty thinks it excellent . +Believe me , lords , were none more wise than I , +And yet herein I judge mine own wit good , +This Gloucester should be quickly rid the world , +To rid us from the fear we have of him . + +That he should die is worthy policy ; +And yet we want a colour for his death . +'Tis meet he be condemn'd by course of law . + +But in my mind that were no policy : +The king will labour still to save his life ; +The commons haply rise to save his life ; +And yet we have but trivial argument , +More than mistrust , that shows him worthy death . + +So that , by this , you would not have him die . + +Ah ! York , no man alive so fain as I . + +'Tis York that hath more reason for his death . +But my Lord Cardinal , and you , my Lord of Suffolk , +Say as you think , and speak it from your souls , +Were't not all one an empty eagle were set +To guard the chicken from a hungry kite , +As place Duke Humphrey for the king's protector ? + +So the poor chicken should be sure of death . + +Madam , 'tis true : and were't not madness , then , +To make the fox surveyor of the fold ? +Who , being accus'd a crafty murderer , +His guilt should be but idly posted over +Because his purpose is not executed . +No ; let him die , in that he is a fox , +By nature prov'd an enemy to the flock , +Before his chaps be stain'd with crimson blood , +As Humphrey , prov'd by reasons , to my liege . +And do not stand on quillets how to slay him : +Be it by gins , by snares , by subtilty , +Sleeping or waking , 'tis no matter how , +So he be dead ; for that is good deceit +Which mates him first that first intends deceit . + +Thrice noble Suffolk , 'tis resolutely spoke . + +Not resolute , except so much were done , +For things are often spoke and seldom meant ; +But , that my heart accordeth with my tongue , +Seeing the deed is meritorious , +And to preserve my sovereign from his foe , +Say but the word and I will be his priest . + +But I would have him dead , my Lord of Suffolk , +Ere you can take due orders for a priest : +Say you consent and censure well the deed , +And I'll provide his executioner ; +I tender so the safety of my liege . + +Here is my hand , the deed is worthy doing . + +And so say I . + +And I : and now we three have spoke it , +It skills not greatly who impugns our doom . + + +Great lords , from Ireland am I come amain , +To signify that rebels there are up , +And put the Englishmen unto the sword . +Send succours , lords , and stop the rage betime , +Before the wound do grow uncurable ; +For , being green , there is great hope of help . + +A breach that craves a quick expedient stop ! +What counsel give you in this weighty cause ? + +That Somerset be sent as regent thither . +'Tis meet that lucky ruler be employ'd ; +Witness the fortune he hath had in France . + +If York , with all his far-fet policy , +Had been the regent there instead of me , +He never would have stay'd in France so long . + +No , not to lose it all , as thou hast done : +I rather would have lost my life betimes +Than bring a burden of dishonour home , +By staying there so long till all were lost . +Show me one scar character'd on thy skin : +Men's flesh preserv'd so whole do seldom win . + +Nay then , this spark will prove a raging fire , +If wind and fuel be brought to feed it with . +No more , good York ; sweet Somerset , be still : +Thy fortune , York , hadst thou been regent there , +Might happily have prov'd far worse than his . + +What ! worse than nought ? nay , then a shame take all . + +And in the number thee , that wishest shame . + +My Lord of York , try what your fortune is . +The uncivil kerns of Ireland are in arms +And temper clay with blood of Englishmen : +To Ireland will you lead a band of men , +Collected choicely , from each county some , +And try your hap against the Irishmen ? + +I will , my lord , so please his majesty . + +Why , our authority is his consent , +And what we do establish he confirms : +Then , noble York , take thou this task in hand . + +I am content : provide me soldiers , lords , +Whiles I take order for mine own affairs . + +A charge , Lord York , that I will see perform'd . +But now return we to the false Duke Humphrey . + +No more of him ; for I will deal with him +That henceforth he shall trouble us no more . +And so break off ; the day is almost spent . +Lord Suffolk , you and I must talk of that event . + +My Lord of Suffolk , within fourteen days +At Bristol I expect my soldiers ; +For there I'll ship them all for Ireland . + +I'll see it truly done , my Lord of York . + + +Now , York , or never , steel thy fearful thoughts , +And change misdoubt to resolution : +Be that thou hop'st to be , or what thou art +Resign to death ; it is not worth the enjoying . +Let pale-fac'd fear keep with the mean-born man , +And find no harbour in a royal heart . +Faster than spring-time showers comes thought on thought , +And not a thought but thinks on dignity . +My brain , more busy than the labouring spider , +Weaves tedious snares to trap mine enemies . +Well , nobles , well ; 'tis politicly done , +To send me packing with a host of men : +I fear me you but warm the starved snake , +Who , cherish'd in your breasts , will sting your hearts . +'Twas men I lack'd , and you will give them me : +I take it kindly ; yet be well assur'd +You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands . +Whiles I in Ireland nourish a mighty band , +I will stir up in England some black storm +Shall blow ten thousand souls to heaven or hell ; +And this fell tempest shall not cease to rage +Until the golden circuit on my head , +Like to the glorious sun's transparent beams , +Do calm the fury of this mad-bred flaw . +And , for a minister of my intent , +I have seduc'd a headstrong Kentishman , +John Cade of Ashford , +To make commotion , as full well he can , +Under the title of John Mortimer . +In Ireland have I seen this stubborn Cade +Oppose himself against a troop of kerns , +And fought so long , till that his thighs with darts +Were almost like a sharp-quill'd porpentine : +And , in the end being rescu'd , I have seen +Him caper upright like a wild Morisco , +Shaking the bloody darts as he his bells . +Full often , like a shag-hair'd crafty kern , +Hath he conversed with the enemy , +And undiscover'd come to me again , +And given me notice of their villanies . +This devil here shall be my substitute ; +For that John Mortimer , which now is dead , +In face , in gait , in speech , he doth resemble ; +By this I shall perceive the commons' mind , +How they affect the house and claim of York . +Say he be taken , rack'd , and tortured , +I know no pain they can inflict upon him +Will make him say I mov'd him to those arms . +Say that he thrive ,as 'tis great like he will , +Why , then from Ireland come I with my strength , +And reap the harvest which that rascal sow'd ; +For , Humphrey being dead , as he shall be , +And Henry put apart , the next for me . + + +Run to my Lord of Suffolk ; let him know +We have dispatch'd the duke , as he commanded . + +O ! that it were to do . What have we done ? +Didst ever hear a man so penitent ? + + +Here comes my lord . + +Now , sirs , have you dispatch'd this thing ? + +Ay , my good lord , he's dead . + +Why , that's well said . Go , get you to my house ; +I will reward you for this venturous deed . +The king and all the peers are here at hand . +Have you laid fair the bed ? is all things well , +According as I gave directions ? + +'Tis , my good lord . + +Away ! be gone . + +Go , call our uncle to our presence straight ; +Say , we intend to try his Grace to-day , +If he be guilty , as 'tis published . + +I'll call him presently , my noble lord . + + +Lords , take your places ; and , I pray you all , +Proceed no straiter 'gainst our uncle Gloucester +Than from true evidence , of good esteem , +He be approv'd in practice culpable . + +God forbid any malice should prevail +That faultless may condemn a nobleman ! +Pray God , he may acquit him of suspicion ! + +I thank thee , Meg ; these words content me much . + + +How now ! why look'st thou pale ? why tremblest thou ? + +Where is our uncle ? what's the matter , Suffolk ? + +Dead in his bed , my lord ; Gloucester is dead . + +Marry , God forfend ! + +God's secret judgment : I did dream to-night +The duke was dumb , and could not speak a word . + + +How fares my lord ? Help , lords ! the king is dead . + +Rear up his body ; wring him by the nose . + +Run , go , help , help ! O Henry , ope thine eyes ! + +He doth revive again . Madam , be patient . + +O heavenly God ! + +How fares my gracious lord ? + +Comfort , my sovereign ! grocious Henry , comfort ! + +What ! doth my Lord of Suffolk comfort me ? +Came he right now to sing a raven's note , +Whose dismal tune bereft my vital powers , +And thinks he that the chirping of a wren , +By crying comfort from a hollow breast , +Can chase away the first-conceived sound ? +Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words : +Lay not thy hands on me ; forbear , I say : +Their touch affrights me as a serpent's sting . +Thou baleful messenger , out of my sight ! +Upon thy eyeballs murderous tyranny +Sits in grim majesty to fright the world . +Look not upon me , for thine eyes are wounding : +Yet do not go away ; come , basilisk , +And kill the innocent gazer with thy sight ; +For in the shade of death I shall find joy , +In life but double death , now Gloucester's dead . + +Why do you rate my Lord of Suffolk thus ? +Although the duke was enemy to him , +Yet he , most Christian-like , laments his death : +And for myself , foe as he was to me , +Might liquid tears or heart-offending groans +Or blood-consuming sighs recall his life , +I would be blind with weeping , sick with groans , +Look pale as primrose with blood-drinking sighs , +And all to have the noble duke alive . +What know I how the world may deem of me ? +For it is known we were but hollow friends : +It may be judg'd I made the duke away : +So shall my name with slander's tongue be wounded , +And princes' courts be fill'd with my reproach . +This get I by his death . Ay me , unhappy ! +To be a queen , and crown'd with infamy ! + +Ah ! woe is me for Gloucester , wretched man . + +Be woe for me , more wretched than he is . +What ! dost thou turn away and hide thy face ? +I am no loathsome leper ; look on me . +What ! art thou , like the adder , waxen deaf ? +Be poisonous too and kill thy forlorn queen . +Is all thy comfort shut in Gloucester's tomb ? +Why , then , Dame Margaret was ne'er thy joy : +Erect his statua and worship it , +And make my image but an alehouse sign . +Was I for this nigh wrack'd upon the sea , +And twice by awkward wind from England's bank +Drove back again unto my native clime ? +What boded this , but well forewarning wind +Did seem to say , 'Seek not a scorpion's nest , +Nor set no footing on this unkind shore ?' +What did I then , but curs'd the gentle gusts +And he that loos'd them forth their brazen caves ; +And bid them blow towards England's blessed shore , +Or turn our stern upon a dreadful rock ? +Yet olus would not be a murderer , +But left that hateful office unto thee : +The pretty vaulting sea refus'd to drown me , +Knowing that thou wouldst have me drown'd on shore +With tears as salt as sea through thy unkindness : +The splitting rocks cower'd in the sinking sands , +And would not dash me with their ragged sides , +Because thy flinty heart , more hard than they , +Might in thy palace perish Margaret . +As far as I could ken thy chalky cliffs , +When from thy shore the tempest beat us back , +I stood upon the hatches in the storm , +And when the dusky sky began to rob +My earnest-gaping sight of thy land's view , +I took a costly jewel from my neck , +A heart it was , bound in with diamonds , +And threw it towards thy land : the sea receiv'd it , +And so I wish'd thy body might my heart : +And even with this I lost fair England's view , +And bid mine eyes be packing with my heart , +And call'd them blind and dusky spectacles +For losing ken of Albion's wished coast . +How often have I tempted Suffolk's tongue +The agent of thy foul inconstancy +To sit and witch me , as Ascanius did +When he to madding Dido would unfold +His father's acts , commenc'd in burning Troy ! +Am I not witch'd like her ? or thou not false like him ? +Ay me ! I can no more . Die , Margaret ! +For Henry weeps that thou dost live so long . + +It is reported , mighty sovereign , +That good Duke Humphrey trait'rously is murder'd +By Suffolk and the Cardinal Beaufort's means . +The commons , like an angry hive of bees +That want their leader , scatter up and down , +And care not who they sting in his revenge . +Myself have calm'd their spleenful mutiny , +Until they hear the order of his death . + +That he is dead , good Warwick , 'tis too true ; +But how he died God knows , not Henry . +Enter his chamber , view his breathless corpse , +And comment then upon his sudden death . + +That shall I do , my liege . Stay , Salisbury , +With the rude multitude till I return . + + +O ! Thou that judgest all things , stay my thoughts , +My thoughts that labour to persuade my soul +Some violent hands were laid on Humphrey's life . +If my suspect be false , forgive me , God , +For judgment only doth belong to thee . +Fain would I go to chafe his paly lips +With twenty thousand kisses , and to drain +Upon his face an ocean of salt tears , +To tell my love unto his deaf dumb trunk , +And with my fingers feel his hand unfeeling : +But all in vain are these mean obsequies , +And to survey his dead and earthly image +What were it but to make my sorrow greater ? + + +Come hither , gracious sovereign , view this body . + +That is to see how deep my grave is made ; +For with his soul fled all my worldly solace , +For seeing him I see my life in death . + +As surely as my soul intends to live +With that dread King that took our state upon him +To free us from his Father's wrathful curse , +I do believe that violent hands were laid +Upon the life of this thrice-famed duke . + +A dreadful oath , sworn with a solemn tongue ! +What instance gives Lord Warwick for his vow ? + +See how the blood is settled in his face . +Oft have I seen a timely-parted ghost , +Of ashy semblance , meagre , pale , and bloodless , +Being all descended to the labouring heart ; +Who , in the conflict that it holds with death , +Attracts the same for aidance 'gainst the enemy ; +Which with the heart there cools , and ne'er returneth +To blush and beautify the cheek again . +But see , his face is black and full of blood , +His eyeballs further out than when he liv'd , +Staring full ghastly like a strangled man ; +His hair uprear'd , his nostrils stretch'd with struggling : +His hands abroad display'd , as one that grasp'd +And tugg'd for life , and was by strength subdu'd . +Look on the sheets , his hair , you see , is sticking ; +His well-proportion'd beard made rough and rugged , +Like to the summer's corn by tempest lodg'd . +It cannot be but he was murder'd here ; +The least of all these signs were probable . + +Why , Warwick , who should do the duke to death ? +Myself and Beaufort had him in protection ; +And we , I hope , sir , are no murderers . + +But both of you were vow'd Duke Humphrey's foes , +And you , forsooth , had the good duke to keep : +'Tis like you would not feast him like a friend , +And 'tis well seen he found an enemy . + +Then you , belike , suspect these noblemen +As guilty of Duke Humphrey's timeless death . + +Who finds the heifer dead , and bleeding fresh , +And sees fast by a butcher with an axe , +But will suspect 'twas he that made the slaughter ? +Who finds the partridge in the puttock's nest , +But may imagine how the bird was dead , +Although the kite soar with unbloodied beak ? +Even so suspicious is this tragedy . + +Are you the butcher , Suffolk ? where's your knife ? +Is Beaufort term'd a kite ? where are his talons ? + +I wear no knife to slaughter sleeping men ; +But here's a vengeful sword , rusted with ease , +That shall be scoured in his rancorous heart +That slanders me with murder's crimson badge . +Say , if thou dar'st , proud Lord of Warwickshire , +That I am faulty in Duke Humphrey's death . + + +What dares not Warwick , if false Suffolk dare him ? + +He dares not calm his contumelious spirit , +Nor cease to be an arrogant controller , +Though Suffolk dare him twenty thousand times . + +Madam , be still , with reverence may I say ; +For every word you speak in his behalf +Is slander to your royal dignity . + +Blunt-witted lord , ignoble in demeanour ! +If ever lady wrong'd her lord so much , +Thy mother took into her blameful bed +Some stern untutor'd churl , and noble stock +Was graft with crab-tree slip ; whose fruit thou art , +And never of the Nevils' noble race . + +But that the guilt of murder bucklers thee , +And I should rob the deathsman of his fee , +Quitting thee thereby of ten thousand shames , +And that my sov'reign's presence makes me mild , +I would , false murd'rous coward , on thy knee +Make thee beg pardon for thy passed speech , +And say it was thy mother that thou meant'st ; +That thou thyself wast born in bastardy : +And after all this fearful homage done , +Give thee thy hire , and send thy soul to hell , +Pernicious blood-sucker of sleeping men . + +Thou shalt be waking while I shed thy blood , +If from this presence thou dar'st go with me . + +Away even now , or I will drag thee hence : +Unworthy though thou art , I'll cope with thee , +And do some service to Duke Humphrey's ghost . + + +What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted ! +Thrice is he arm'd that hath his quarrel just , +And he but naked , though lock'd up in steel , +Whose conscience with injustice is corrupted . + +What noise is this ? + +Why , how now , lords ! your wrathful weapons drawn +Here in our presence ! dare you be so bold ? +Why , what tumultuous clamour have we here ? + +The traitorous Warwick , with the men of Bury , +Set all upon me , mighty sovereign . + + +Sirs , stand apart ; the king shall know your mind . +Dread lord , the commons send you word by me , +Unless false Suffolk straight be done to death , +Or banished fair England's territories , +They will by violence tear him from your palace +And torture him with grievous lingering death . +They say , by him the good Duke Humphrey died ; +They say , in him they fear your highness' death ; +And mere instinct of love and loyalty , +Free from a stubborn opposite intent , +As being thought to contradict your liking , +Makes them thus forward in his banishment . +They say , in care of your most royal person , +That if your highness should intend to sleep , +And charge that no man should disturb your rest +In pain of your dislike or pain of death , +Yet , notwithstanding such a strait edict , +Were there a serpent seen , with forked tongue , +That slily glided towards your majesty , +It were but necessary you were wak'd , +Lest , being suffer'd in that harmful slumber , +The mortal worm might make the sleep eternal : +And therefore do they cry , though you forbid , +That they will guard you , whe'r you will or no , +From such fell serpents as false Suffolk is ; +With whose envenomed and fatal sting , +Your loving uncle , twenty times his worth , +They say , is shamefully bereft of life . + +An answer from the king , my Lord of Salisbury ! + +'Tis like the commons , rude unpolish'd hinds , +Could send such message to their sovereign ; +But you , my lord , were glad to be employ'd , +To show how quaint an orator you are : +But all the honour Salisbury hath won +Is that he was the lord ambassador , +Sent from a sort of tinkers to the king . + +An answer from the king , or we will all break in ! + +Go , Salisbury , and tell them all from me , +I thank them for their tender loving care ; +And had I not been cited so by them , +Yet did I purpose as they do entreat ; +For , sure , my thoughts do hourly prophesy +Mischance unto my state by Suffolk's means : +And therefore , by his majesty I swear , +Whose far unworthy deputy I am , +He shall not breathe infection in this air +But three days longer , on the pain of death . + + +O Henry ! let me plead for gentle Suffolk . + +Ungentle queen , to call him gentle Suffolk ! +No more , I say ; if thou dost plead for him +Thou wilt but add increase unto my wrath . +Had I but said , I would have kept my word , +But when I swear , it is irrevocable . + + +If after three days' space thou here be'st found +On any ground that I am ruler of , +The world shall not be ransom for thy life . +Come , Warwick , come , good Warwick , go with me ; +I have great matters to impart to thee . + + +Mischance and sorrow go along with you ! +Heart's discontent and sour affliction +Be playfellows to keep you company ! +There's two of you ; the devil make a third , +And threefold vengeance tend upon your steps ! + +Cease , gentle queen , these execrations , +And let thy Suffolk take his heavy leave . + +Fie , coward woman and soft-hearted wretch ! +Hast thou not spirit to curse thine enemy ? + +A plague upon them ! Wherefore should I curse them ? +Would curses kill , as doth the mandrake's groan , +I would invent as bitter-searching terms , +As curst , as harsh and horrible to hear , +Deliver'd strongly through my fixed teeth , +With full as many signs of deadly hate , +As lean-fac'd Envy in her loathsome cave . +My tongue should stumble in mine earnest words ; +Mine eyes should sparkle like the beaten flint ; +My hair be fix'd on end , as one distract ; +Ay , every joint should seem to curse and ban : +And even now my burden'd heart would break +Should I not curse them . Poison be their drink ! +Gall , worse than gall , the daintiest that they taste ! +Their sweetest shade a grove of cypress trees ! +Their chiefest prospect murdering basilisks ! +Their softest touch as smart as lizard's stings ! +Their music frightful as the serpent's hiss , +And boding screech-owls make the concert full ! +All the foul terrors in dark-seated hell + +Enough , sweet Suffolk ; thou torment'st thyself ; +And these dread curses , like the sun 'gainst glass , +Or like an over-charged gun , recoil , +And turn the force of them upon thyself . + +You bade me ban , and will you bid me leave ? +Now , by the ground that I am banish'd from , +Well could I curse away a winter's night , +Though standing naked on a mountain top , +Where biting cold would never let grass grow , +And think it but a minute spent in sport . + +O ! let me entreat thee , cease ! Give me thy hand , +That I may dew it with my mournful tears ; +Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place , +To wash away my woeful monuments . +O ! could this kiss be printed in thy hand , + +That thou mightst think upon these by the seal , +Through whom a thousand sighs are breath'd for thee . +So , get thee gone , that I may know my grief ; +'Tis but surmis'd whiles thou art standing by , +As one that surfeits thinking on a want . +I will repeal thee , or , be well assur'd , +Adventure to be banished myself ; +And banished I am , if but from thee . +Go ; speak not to me ; even now be gone . +O ! go not yet . Even thus two friends condemn'd +Embrace and kiss , and take ten thousand leaves , +Loather a hundred times to part than die . +Yet now farewell ; and farewell life with thee ! + +Thus is poor Suffolk ten times banished , +Once by the king , and three times thrice by thee . +'Tis not the land I care for , wert thou thence ; +A wilderness is populous enough , +So Suffolk had thy heavenly company : +For where thou art , there is the world itself , +With every several pleasure in the world , +And where thou art not , desolation . +I can no more : live thou to joy thy life ; +Myself to joy in nought but that thou liv'st . + + +Whither goes Vaux so fast ? what news , I prithee ? + +To signify unto his majesty +That Cardinal Beaufort is at point of death ; +For suddenly a grievous sickness took him , +That makes him gasp and stare , and catch the air , +Blaspheming God , and cursing men on earth . +Sometime he talks as if Duke Humphrey's ghost +Were by his side ; sometime he calls the king , +And whispers to his pillow , as to him , +The secrets of his overcharged soul : +And I am sent to tell his majesty +That even now he cries aloud for him . + +Go tell this heavy message to the king . + +Ay me ! what is this world ! what news are these ! +But wherefore grieve I at an hour's poor loss , +Omitting Suffolk's exile , my soul's treasure ? +Why only , Suffolk , mourn I not for thee , +And with the southern clouds contend in tears , +Theirs for the earth's increase , mine for my sorrows ? +Now get thee hence : the king , thou know'st , is coming ; +If thou be found by me thou art but dead . + +If I depart from thee I cannot live ; +And in thy sight to die , what were it else +But like a pleasant slumber in thy lap ? +Here could I breathe my soul into the air , +As mild and gentle as the cradle babe , +Dying with mother's dug between its lips ; +Where , from thy sight , I should be raging mad , +And cry out for thee to close up mine eyes , +To have thee with thy lips to stop my mouth : +So shouldst thou either turn my flying soul , +Or I should breathe it so into thy body , +And then it liv'd in sweet Elysium . +To die by thee , were but to die in jest ; +From thee to die were torture more than death . +O ! let me stay , befall what may befall ! + +Away ! though parting be a fretful corsive , +It is applied to a deathful wound . +To France , sweet Suffolk : let me hear from thee ; +For wheresoe'er thou art in this world's globe , +I'll have an Iris that shall find thee out . + +I go . + +And take my heart with thee . + +A jewel , lock'd into the woefull'st cask +That ever did contain a thing of worth . +Even as a splitted bark , so sunder we : +This way fall I to death . + +This way for me . + + +How fares my lord ? speak , Beaufort , to thy sovereign . + +If thou be'st death , I'll give thee England's treasure , +Enough to purchase such another island , +So thou wilt let me live , and feel no pain . + +Ah ! what a sign it is of evil life +Where death's approach is seen so terrible . + +Beaufort , it is thy sov'reign speaks to thee . + +Bring me unto my trial when you will . +Died he not in his bed ? where should he die ? +Can I make men live whe'r they will or no ? +O ! torture me no more , I will confess . +Alive again ? then show me where he is : +I'll give a thousand pound to look upon him . +He hath no eyes , the dust hath blinded them . +Comb down his hair ; look ! look ! it stands upright , +Like lime-twigs set to catch my winged soul . +Give me some drink ; and bid the apothecary +Bring the strong poison that I bought of him . + +O thou eternal Mover of the heavens ! +Look with a gentle eye upon this wretch ; +O ! beat away the busy meddling fiend +That lays strong siege unto this wretch's soul , +And from his bosom purge this black despair . + +See how the pangs of death do make him grin ! + +Disturb him not ! let him pass peaceably . + +Peace to his soul , if God's good pleasure be ! +Lord Cardinal , if thou think'st on heaven's bliss , +Hold up thy hand , make signal of thy hope . +He dies , and makes no sign . O God , forgive him ! + +So bad a death argues a monstrous life . + +Forbear to judge , for we are sinners all . +Close up his eyes , and draw the curtain close ; +And let us all to meditation . + +The gaudy , blabbing , and remorseful day +Is crept into the bosom of the sea , +And now loud-howling wolves arouse the jades +That drag the tragic melancholy night ; +Who with their drowsy , slow , and flagging wings +Clip dead men's graves , and from their misty jaws +Breathe foul contagious darkness in the air . +Therefore bring forth the soldiers of our prize , +For , whilst our pinnace anchors in the Downs +Here shall they make their ransom on the sand , +Or with their blood stain this discolour'd shore . +Master , this prisoner freely give I thee : +And thou that art his mate make boot of this ; +The other + +, Walter Whitmore , is thy share . + +What is my ransom , master ? let me know . + +A thousand crowns , or else lay down your head . + +And so much shall you give , or off goes yours . + +What ! think you much to pay two thousand crowns , +And bear the name and port of gentlemen ? +Cut both the villains' throats ! for die you shall : +The lives of those which we have lost in fight +Cannot be counterpois'd with such a petty sum ! + +I'll give it , sir ; and therefore spare my life . + +And so will I , and write home for it straight . + +I lost mine eye in laying the prize aboard , + + +And therefore to revenge it shalt thou die ; +And so should these if I might have my will . + +Be not so rash : take ransom ; let him live . + +Look on my George ; I am a gentleman : +Rate me at what thou wilt , thou shalt be paid . + +And so am I ; my name is Walter Whitmore . +How now ! why start'st thou ? what ! doth death affright ? + +Thy name affrights me , in whose sound is death . +A cunning man did calculate my birth , +And told me that by Water I should die : +Yet let not this make thee be bloody-minded ; +Thy name is Gaultier , being rightly sounded . + +Gaultier , or Walter , which it is I care not ; +Never yet did base dishonour blur our name +But with our sword we wip'd away the blot : +Therefore , when merchant-like I sell revenge , +Broke be my sword , my arms torn and defac'd , +And I proclaim'd a coward through the world ! + + +Stay , Whitmore ; for thy prisoner is a prince , +The Duke of Suffolk , William de la Pole . + +The Duke of Suffolk muffled up in rags ! + +Ay , but these rags are no part of the duke : +Jove sometimes went disguis'd , and why not I ? + +But Jove was never slain , as thou shalt be . + +Obscure and lowly swain , King Henry's blood , +The honourable blood of Lancaster , +Must not be shed by such a jaded groom . +Hast thou not kiss'd thy hand and held my stirrup ? +Bare-headed plodded by my foot-cloth mule , +And thought thee happy when I shook my head ? +How often hast thou waited at my cup , +Fed from my trencher , kneel'd down at the board , +When I have feasted with Queen Margaret ? +Remember it and let it make thee crest-fall'n ; +Ay , and allay this thy abortive pride . +How in our voiding lobby hast thou stood +And duly waited for my coming forth ? +This hand of mine hath writ in thy behalf , +And therefore shall it charm thy riotous tongue . + +Speak , captain , shall I stab the forlorn swain ? + +First let my words stab him , as he hath me . + +Base slave , thy words are blunt , and so art thou . + +Convey him hence , and on our longboat's side +Strike off his head . + +Thou dar'st not for thy own . + +Yes , Pole . + +Pole ! + +Pool ! Sir Pool ! lord ! +Ay , kennel , puddle , sink ; whose filth and dirt +Troubles the silver spring where England drinks . +Now will I dam up this thy yawning mouth +For swallowing the treasure of the realm : +Thy lips , that kiss'd the queen , shall sweep the ground ; +And thou , that smil'dst at good Duke Humphrey's death , +Against the senseless winds shall grin in vain , +Who in contempt shall hiss at thee again : +And wedded be thou to the hags of hell , +For daring to affy a mighty lord +Unto the daughter of a worthless king , +Having neither subject , wealth , nor diadem . +By devilish policy art thou grown great , +And , like ambitious Sylla , overgorg'd +With gobbets of thy mother's bleeding heart . +By thee Anjou and Maine were sold to France , +The false revolting Normans thorough thee +Disdain to call us lord , and Picardy +Hath slain their governors , surpris'd our forts , +And sent the ragged soldiers wounded home . +The princely Warwick , and the Nevils all , +Whose dreadful swords were never drawn in vain , +As hating thee , are rising up in arms : +And now the house of York , thrust from the crown +By shameful murder of a guiltless king , +And lofty proud encroaching tyranny , +Burns with revenging fire ; whose hopeful colours +Advance our half-fac'd sun , striving to shine , +Under the which is writ Invitis nubibus . +The commons here in Kent are up in arms ; +And to conclude , reproach and beggary +Is crept into the palace of our king , +And all by thee . Away ! convey him hence . + +O ! that I were a god , to shoot forth thunder +Upon these paltry , servile , abject drudges . +Small things make base men proud : this villain here , +Being captain of a pinnace , threatens more +Than Bargulus the strong Illyrian pirate . +Drones suck not eagles' blood , but rob beehives . +It is impossible that I should die +By such a lowly vassal as thyself . +Thy words move rage , and not remorse in me : +I go of message from the queen to France ; +I charge thee , waft me safely cross the Channel . + +Walter ! + +Come , Suffolk , I must waft thee to thy death . + +Gelidus timor occupat artus : 'tis thee I fear . + +Thou shalt have cause to fear before I leave thee . +What ! are ye daunted now ? now will ye stoop ? + +My gracious lord , entreat him , speak him fair . + +Suffolk's imperial tongue is stern and rough , +Us'd to command , untaught to plead for favour . +Far be it we should honour such as these +With humble suit : no , rather let my head +Stoop to the block than these knees bow to any +Save to the God of heaven , and to my king ; +And sooner dance upon a bloody pole +Than stand uncover'd to the vulgar groom . +True nobility is exempt from fear : +More can I bear than you dare execute . + +Hale him away , and let him talk no more . + +Come , soldiers , show what cruelty ye can , +That this my death may never be forgot . +Great men oft die by vile bezonians . +A Roman sworder and banditto slave +Murder'd sweet Tully ; Brutus' bastard hand +Stabb'd Julius C sar ; savage islanders +Pompey the Great ; and Suffolk dies by pirates . + + +And as for these whose ransom we have set , +It is our pleasure one of them depart : +Therefore come you with us and let him go . + +There let his head and lifeless body lie , +Until the queen his mistress bury it . + + +O barbarous and bloody spectacle ! +His body will I bear unto the king : +If he revenge it not , yet will his friends ; +So will the queen , that living held him dear . + + +Come , and get thee a sword , though made of a lath : they have been up these two days . + +They have the more need to sleep now then . + +I tell thee , Jack Cade the clothier means to dress the commonwealth , and turn it , and set a new nap upon it . + +So he had need , for 'tis threadbare . Well , I say it was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up . + +O miserable age ! Virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men . + +The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons . + +Nay , more ; the king's council are no good workmen . + +True ; and yet it is said , 'Labour in thy vocation :' which is as much to say as , let the magistrates be labouring men ; and therefore should we be magistrates . + +Thou hast hit it ; for there's no better sign of a brave mind than a hard hand . + +I see them ! I see them ! There's Best's son , the tanner of Wingham , + +He shall have the skins of our enemies to make dog's-leather of . + +And Dick the butcher , + +Then is sin struck down like an ox , and iniquity's throat cut like a calf . + +And Smith the weaver , + +Argo , their thread of life is spun . + +Come , come , let's fall in with them . + + +We John Cade , so termed of our supposed father , + +Or rather , of stealing a cade of herrings . + +For our enemies shall fall before us , inspired with the spirit of putting down kings and princes ,Command silence . + +Silence ! + +My father was a Mortimer . + +He was an honest man , and a good bricklayer . + +My mother a Plantagenet , + +I knew her well ; she was a midwife . + +My wife descended of the Lacies , + +She was , indeed , a pedlar's daughter , and sold many laces . + +But now of late , not able to travel with her furred pack , she washes bucks here at home . + +Therefore am I of an honourable house . + +Ay , by my faith , the field is honourable ; and there was he born , under a hedge ; for his father had never a house but the cage . + +Valiant I am . + +A' must needs , for beggary is valiant . + +I am able to endure much . + +No question of that , for I have seen him whipped three market-days together . + +I fear neither sword nor fire . + +He need not fear the sword , for his coat is of proof . + +But methinks he should stand in fear of fire , being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep . + +Be brave , then ; for your captain is brave , and vows reformation . There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny ; the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops ; and I will make it felony to drink small beer . All the realm shall be in common , and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass . And when I am king ,as king I will be , + +God save your majesty ! + +I thank you , good people : there shall be no money ; all shall eat and drink on my score , and I will apparel them all in one livery , that they may agree like brothers , and worship me their lord . + +The first thing we do , let's kill all the lawyers . + +Nay , that I mean to do . Is not this a lamentable thing , that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment ? that parchment , being scribbled o'er , should undo a man ? Some say the bee stings ; but I say , 'tis the bee's wax , for I did but seal once to a thing , and I was never mine own man since . How now ! who's there ? + + +The clerk of Chatham : he can write and read and cast accompt . + +O monstrous ! + +We took him setting of boys' copies . + +Here's a villain ! + +Has a book in his pocket with red letters in't . + +Nay , then he is a conjurer . + +Nay , he can make obligations , and write court-hand . + +I am sorry for't : the man is a proper man , of mine honour ; unless I find him guilty , he shall not die . Come hither , sirrah , I must examine thee . What is thy name ? + +Emmanuel . + +They use to write it on the top of letters . 'Twill go hard with you . + +Let me alone . Dost thou use to write thy name , or hast thou a mark to thyself , like an honest plain-dealing man ? + +Sir , I thank God , I have been so well brought up , that I can write my name . + +He hath confessed : away with him ! he's a villain and a traitor . + +Away with him ! I say : hang him with his pen and ink-horn about his neck . + +Where's our general ? + +Here I am , thou particular fellow . + +Fly , fly , fly ! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother are hard by , with the king's forces . + +Stand , villain , stand , or I'll fell thee down . He shall be encountered with a man as good as himself : he is but a knight , is a' ? + +No . + +To equal him , I will make myself a knight presently . + +Rise up Sir John Mortimer . [Rises .] Now have at him . + + +Rebellious hinds , the filth and scum of Kent , +Mark'd for the gallows , lay your weapons down ; +Home to your cottages , forsake this groom : +The king is merciful , if you revolt . + +But angry , wrathful , and inclin'd to blood , +If you go forward : therefore yield , or die . + +As for these silken-coated slaves , I pass not : +It is to you , good people , that I speak , +O'er whom , in time to come I hope to reign ; +For I am rightful heir unto the crown . + +Villain ! thy father was a plasterer ; +And thou thyself a shearman , art thou not ? + +And Adam was a gardener . + +And what of that ? + +Marry , this : Edmund Mortimer , Earl of March , +Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter , did he not ? + +Ay , sir . + +By her he had two children at one birth . + +That's false . + +Ay , there's the question ; but I say , 'tis true : +The elder of them , being put to nurse , +Was by a beggar-woman stol'n away ; +And , ignorant of his birth and parentage , +Became a bricklayer when he came to age : +His son am I ; deny it if you can . + +Nay , 'tis too true ; therefore he shall be king . + +Sir , he made a chimney in my father's house , and the bricks are alive at this day to testify it ; therefore deny it not . + +And will you credit this base drudge's words , +That speaks he knows not what ? + +Ay , marry , will we ; therefore get ye gone . + +Jack Cade , the Duke of York hath taught you this . + +He lies , for I invented it myself . Go to , sirrah ; tell the king from me , that , for his father's sake , Henry the Fifth , in whose time boys went to span-counter for French crowns , I am content he shall reign ; but I'll be protector over him . + +And furthermore , we'll have the Lord Say's head for selling the dukedom of Maine . + +And good reason ; for thereby is England mained , and fain to go with a staff , but that my puissance holds it up . Fellow kings , I tell you that that Lord Say hath gelded the commonwealth , and made it a eunuch ; and more than that , he can speak French ; and therefore he is a traitor . + +O gross and miserable ignorance ! + +Nay , answer , if you can : the Frenchmen are our enemies ; go to then , I ask but this , can he that speaks with the tongue of an enemy be a good counsellor , or no ? + +No , no ; and therefore we'll have his head . + +Well , seeing gentle words will not prevail , +Assail them with the army of the king . + +Herald , away ; and throughout every town +Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade ; +That those which fly before the battle ends +May , even in their wives' and children's sight , +Be hang'd up for example at their doors : +And you , that be the king's friends , follow me . + + +And you , that love the commons , follow me . +Now show yourselves men ; 'tis for liberty . +We will not leave one lord , one gentleman : +Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon , +For they are thrifty honest men , and such +As would , but that they dare not take our parts . + +They are all in order , and march toward us . + +But then are we in order when we are most out of order . Come , march ! forward ! + + +Where's Dick , the butcher of Ashford ? + +Here , sir . + +They fell before thee like sheep and oxen , and thou behavedst thyself as if thou hadst been in thine own slaughter-house : therefore thus will I reward thee , the Lent shall be as long again as it is ; and thou shalt have a licence to kill for a hundred lacking one . + +I desire no more . + +And , to speak truth , thou deservest no less . This monument of the victory will I bear ; + +and the bodies shall be dragged at my horse' heels , till I do come to London , where we will have the Mayor's sword borne before us . + +If we mean to thrive and do good , break open the gaols and let out the prisoners . + +Fear not that , I warrant thee . Come ; let's march towards London . + + +Oft have I heard that grief softens the mind , +And makes it fearful and degenerate ; +Think therefore on revenge , and cease to weep . +But who can cease to weep and look on this ? +Here may his head lie on my throbbing breast ; +But where's the body that I should embrace ? + +What answer makes your Grace to the rebels' supplication ? + +I'll send some holy bishop to entreat ; +For God forbid so many simple souls +Should perish by the sword ! And I myself , +Rather than bloody war shall cut them short , +Will parley with Jack Cade their general . +But stay , I'll read it over once again . + +Ah , barbarous villains ! hath this lovely face +Rul'd like a wandering planet over me , +And could it not enforce them to relent , +That were unworthy to behold the same ? + +Lord Say , Jack Cade hath sworn to have thy head . + +Ay , but I hope your highness shall have his . + +How now , madam ! +Still lamenting and mourning for Suffolk's death ? +I fear me , love , if that I had been dead , +Thou wouldest not have mourn'd so much for me . + +No , my love ; I should not mourn , but die for thee . + + +How now ! what news ? why com'st thou in such haste ? + +The rebels are in Southwark ; fly , my lord ! +Jack Cade proclaims himself Lord Mortimer , +Descended from the Duke of Clarence' house , +And calls your Grace usurper openly , +And vows to crown himself in Westminster . +His army is a ragged multitude +Of hinds and peasants , rude and merciless : +Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother's death +Hath given them heart and courage to proceed . +All scholars , lawyers , courtiers , gentlemen , +They call false caterpillars , and intend their death . + +O graceless men ! they know not what they do . + +My gracious lord , retire to Killingworth , +Until a power be rais'd to put them down . + +Ah ! were the Duke of Suffolk now alive , +These Kentish rebels would be soon appeas'd . + +Lord Say , the traitors hate thee , +Therefore away with us to Killingworth . + +So might your Grace's person be in danger . +The sight of me is odious in their eyes ; +And therefore in this city will I stay , +And live alone as secret as I may . + + +Jack Cade hath gotten London bridge ; +The citizens fly and forsake their houses ; +The rascal people , thirsting after prey , +Join with the traitor ; and they jointly swear +To spoil the city and your royal court . + +Then linger not , my lord ; away ! take horse . + +Come , Margaret ; God , our hope , will succour us . + +My hope is gone , now Suffolk is deceas'd . + +Farewell , my lord : trust not the Kentish rebels . + +Trust nobody , for fear you be betray'd . + +The trust I have is in mine innocence , +And therefore am I bold and resolute . + + +How now ! is Jack Cade slain ? + +No , my lord , nor likely to be slain ; for they have won the bridge , killing all those that withstand them . The Lord Mayor craves aid of your honour from the Tower , to defend the city from the rebels . + +Such aid as I can spare you shall command ; +But I am troubled here with them myself ; +The rebels have assay'd to win the Tower . +But get you to Smithfield and gather head , +And thither I will send you Matthew Goffe : +Fight for your king , your country , and your lives ; +And so , farewell , for I must hence again . + + +Now is Mortimer lord of this city . And here , sitting upon London-stone , I charge and command that , of the city's cost , the pissing-conduit run nothing but claret wine this first year of our reign . And now , henceforward , it shall be treason for any that calls me other than Lord Mortimer . + + +Jack Cade ! Jack Cade ! + +Knock him down there . + + +If this fellow be wise , he'll never call you Jack Cade more : I think he hath a very fair warning . + +My lord , there's an army gathered together in Smithfield . + +Come then , let's go fight with them . But first , go and set London-bridge on fire , and , if you can , burn down the Tower too . Come , let's away . + + +So , sirs :Now go some and pull down the Savoy ; others to the inns of court : down with them all . + +I have a suit unto your lordship . + +Be it a lordship , thou shalt have it for that word . + +Only that the laws of England may come out of your mouth . + +Mass , 'twill be sore law then ; for he was thrust in the mouth with a spear , and 'tis not whole yet . + +Nay , John , it will be stinking law ; for his breath stinks with eating toasted cheese . + +I have thought upon it ; it shall be so . Away ! burn all the records of the realm : my mouth shall be the parliament of England . + +Then we are like to have biting statutes , unless his teeth be pulled out . + +And henceforward all things shall be in common . + + +My lord , a prize , a prize ! here's the Lord Say , which sold the towns in France ; he that made us pay one-and-twenty fifteens , and one shilling to the pound , the last subsidy . + + +Well , he shall be beheaded for it ten times . Ah ! thou say , thou serge , nay , thou buckram lord ; now art thou within pointblank of our jurisdiction regal . What canst thou answer to my majesty for giving up of Normandy unto Monsieur Basimecu , the Dauphin of France ? Be it known unto thee by these presence , even the presence of Lord Mortimer , that I am the besom that must sweep the court clean of such filth as thou art . Thou hast most traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a grammar-school ; and whereas , before , our fore-fathers had no other books but the score and the tally , thou hast caused printing to be used ; and , contrary to the king , his crown , and dignity , thou hast built a paper-mill . It will be proved to thy face that thou hast men about thee that usually talk of a noun and a verb , and such abominable words as no Christian car can endure to hear . Thou hast appointed justices of peace , to call poor men before them about matters they were not able to answer . Moreover , thou hast put them in prison ; and because they could not read , thou hast hanged them ; when indeed only for that cause they have been most worthy to live . Thou dost ride on a foot-cloth , dost thou not ? + +What of that ? + +Marry , thou oughtest not to let thy horse wear a cloak , when honester men than thou go in their hose and doublets . + +And work in their shirt too ; as myself , for example , that am a butcher . + +You men of Kent , + +What say you of Kent ? + +Nothing but this : 'tis bona terra , mala gens . + +Away with him ! away with him ! he speaks Latin . + +Hear me but speak , and bear me where you will . +Kent , in the Commentaries C sar writ , +Is term'd the civil'st place of all this isle : +Sweet is the country , because full of riches ; +The people liberal , valiant , active , wealthy ; +Which makes me hope you are not void of pity . +I sold not Maine , I lost not Normandy ; +Yet , to recover them , would lose my life . +Justice with favour have I always done ; +Prayers and tears have mov'd me , gifts could never . +When have I aught exacted at your hands , +But to maintain the king , the realm , and you ? +Large gifts have I bestow'd on learned clerks , +Because my book preferr'd me to the king , +And seeing ignorance is the curse of God , +Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven , +Unless you be possess'd with devilish spirits , +You cannot but forbear to murder me : +This tongue hath parley'd unto foreign kings +For your behoof , + +Tut ! when struck'st thou one blow in the field ? + +Great men have reaching hands : oft have I struck +Those that I never saw , and struck them dead . + +O monstrous coward ! what , to come behind folks ! + +These cheeks are pale for watching for your good . + +Give him a box o' the ear , and that will make 'em red again . + +Long sitting , to determine poor men's causes , +Hath made me full of sickness and diseases . + +Ye shall have a hempen caudle then , and the help of hatchet . + +Why dost thou quiver , man ?. + +The palsy , and not fear , provokes me . + +Nay , he nods at us ; as who should say , I'll be even with you : I'll see if his head will stand steadier on a pole , or no . Take him away and behead him . + +Tell me wherein have I offended most ? +Have I affected wealth , or honour ? speak . +Are my chests fill'd up with extorted gold ? +Is my apparel sumptuous to behold ? +Whom have I injur'd , that ye seek my death ? +These hands are free from guiltless bloodshedding , +This breast from harbouring foul deceitful thoughts . +O ! let me live . + +I feel remorse in myself with his words ; but I'll bridle it : he shall die , an it be but for pleading so well for his life . Away with him ! he has a familiar under his tongue ; he speaks not o' God's name . Go , take him away , I say , and strike off his head presently ; and then break into his son-in-law's house , Sir James Cromer , and strike off his head , and bring them both upon two poles hither . + +It shall be done . + +Ah , countrymen ! if when you make your prayers , +God should be so obdurate as yourselves , +How would it fare with your departed souls ? +And therefore yet relent , and save my life . + +Away with him ! and do as I command ye . + +The proudest peer in the realm shall not wear a head on his shoulders , unless he pay me tribute ; there shall not a maid be married , but she shall pay to me her maidenhead , ere they have it ; men shall hold of me in capite ; and we charge and command that their wives be as free as heart can wish or tongue can tell . + +My lord , when shall we go to Cheapside and take up commodities upon our bills ? + +Marry , presently . + +O ! brave ! + + +But is not this braver ? Let them kiss one another , for they loved well when they were alive . Now part them again , lest they consult about the giving up of some more towns in France . Soldiers , defer the spoil of the city until night : for with these borne before us , instead of maces , will we ride through the streets ; and at every corner have them kiss . Away ! + + +Up Fish Street ! down St . Magnus' corner ! kill and knock down ! throw them into Thames ! [A parley sounded , then a retreat .] What noise is this I hear ? Dare any be so bold to sound retreat or parley , when I command them kill ? + + +Ay , here they be that dare and will disturb thee . +Know , Cade , we come ambassadors from the king +Unto the commons whom thou hast misled ; +And here pronounce free pardon to them all +That will forsake thee and go home in peace . + +What say ye , countrymen ? will ye relent , +And yield to mercy , whilst 'tis offer'd you , +Or let a rebel lead you to your deaths ? +Who loves the king , and will embrace his pardon , +Fling up his cap , and say 'God save his majesty !' +Who hateth him , and honours not his father , +Henry the Fifth , that made all France to quake , +Shake he his weapon at us , and pass by . + +God save the king ! God save the king ! + +What ! Buckingham and Clifford , are ye so brave ? And you , base peasants , do ye believe him ? will you needs be hanged with your pardons about your necks ? Hath my sword therefore broke through London Gates , that you should leave me at the White Hart in Southwark ? I thought ye would never have given out these arms till you had recovered your ancient freedom ; but you are all recreants and dastards , and delight to live in slavery to the nobility . Let them break your backs with burdens , take your houses over your heads , ravish your wives and daughters before your faces : for me , I will make shift for one , and so , God's curse light upon you all ! + +We'll follow Cade , we'll follow Cade ! + +Is Cade the son of Henry the Fifth , +That thus you do exclaim you'll go with him ? +Will he conduct you through the heart of France , +And make the meanest of you earls and dukes ? +Alas ! he hath no home , no place to fly to ; +Nor knows he how to live but by the spoil , +Unless by robbing of your friends and us . +Were't not a shame , that whilst you live at jar , +The fearful French , whom you late vanquished , +Should make a start o'er seas and vanquish you ? +Methinks already in this civil broil +I see them lording it in London streets , +Crying Villiago ! unto all they meet . +Better ten thousand base-born Cades miscarry , +Than you should stoop unto a Frenchman's mercy . +To France , to France ! and get what you have lost ; +Spare England , for it is your native coast . +Henry hath money , you are strong and manly ; +God on our side , doubt not of victory . + +A Clifford ! a Clifford ! we'll follow the king and Clifford . + +Was ever feather so lightly blown to and fro as this multitude ? The name of Henry the Fifth hales them to a hundred mischiefs , and makes them leave me desolate . I see them lay their heads together to surprise me . My sword make way for me , for here is no staying . In despite of the devils and hell , have through the very middest of you ! and heavens and honour be witness , that no want of resolution in me , but only my followers' base and ignominious treasons , makes me betake me to my heels . + + +What , is he fled ? go some , and follow him ; +And he that brings his head unto the king +Shall have a thousand crowns for his reward . + +Follow me , soldiers : we'll devise a mean +To reconcile you all unto the king . + + +Was ever king that joy'd an earthly throne , +And could command no more content than I ? +No sooner was I crept out of my cradle +But I was made a king at nine months old : +Was never subject long'd to be a king +As I do long and wish to be a subject . + + +Health , and glad tidings , to your majesty ! + +Why , Buckingham , is the traitor Cade surpris'd ? +Or is he but retir'd to make him strong ? + + +He's fled , my lord , and all his powers do yield ; +And humbly thus , with halters on their necks , +Expect your highness' doom , of life , or death . + +Then , heaven , set ope thy everlasting gates , +To entertain my vows of thanks and praise ! +Soldiers , this day have you redeem'd your lives , +And show'd how well you love your prince and country : +Continue still in this so good a mind , +And Henry , though he be infortunate , +Assure yourselves , will never be unkind : +And so , with thanks and pardon to you all , +I do dismiss you to your several countries . + +God save the king ! God save the king ! + + +Please it your Grace to be advertised , +The Duke of York is newly come from Ireland ; +And with a puissant and a mighty power +Of Gallowglasses , and stout kerns , +Is marching hitherward in proud array ; +And still proclaimeth , as he comes along , +His arms are only to remove from thee +The Duke of Somerset , whom he terms a traitor . + +Thus stands my state , 'twixt Cade and York distress'd ; +Like to a ship , that , having scap'd a tempest , +Is straight way calm'd , and boarded with a pirate . +But now is Cade driven back , his men dispers'd ; +And now is York in arms to second him . +I pray thee , Buckingham , go and meet him , +And ask him what's the reason of these arms . +Tell him I'll send Duke Edmund to the Tower ; +And , Somerset , we will commit thee thither , +Until his army be dismiss'd from him . + +My lord , +I'll yield myself to prison willingly , +Or unto death , to do my country good . + +In any case , be not too rough in terms ; +For he is fierce and cannot brook hard language . + +I will , my lord ; and doubt not so to deal +As all things shall redound unto your good . + +Come , wife , let's in , and learn to govern better ; +For yet may England curse my wretched reign . + +Fie on ambition ! fie on myself , that have a sword , and yet am ready to famish ! These five days have I hid me in these woods and durst not peep out , for all the country is laid for me ; but now I am so hungry , that if I might have a lease of my life for a thousand years I could stay no longer . Wherefore , on a brick wall have I climbed into this garden , to see if I can eat grass , or pick a sallet another while , which is not amiss to cool a man's stomach this hot weather . And I think this word 'sallet' was born to do me good : for many a time , but for a sallet , my brain-pan had been cleft with a brown bill ; and many a time , when I have been dry , and bravely marching , it hath served me instead of a quart-pot to drink in ; and now the word 'sallet' must serve me to feed on . + + +Lord ! who would live turmoiled in the court , +And may enjoy such quiet walks as these ? +This small inheritance my father left me +Contenteth me , and worth a monarchy . +I seek not to wax great by others' waning , +Or gather wealth I care not with what envy : +Sufficeth that I have maintains my state , +And sends the poor well pleased from my gate . + +Here's the lord of the soil come to seize me for a stray , for entering his fee-simple without leave . Ah , villain ! thou wilt betray me , and get a thousand crowns of the king by carrying my head to him ; but I'll make thee eat iron like an ostrich , and swallow my sword like a great pin , ere thou and I part . + +Why , rude companion , whatsoe'er thou be , +I know thee not ; why then should I betray thee ? +Is't not enough to break into my garden , +And like a thief to come to rob my grounds , +Climbing my walls in spite of me the owner , +But thou wilt brave me with these saucy terms ? + +Brave thee ! ay , by the best blood that ever was broached , and beard thee too . Look on me well : I have eat no meat these five days ; yet , come thou and thy five men , and if I do not leave you all as dead as a door-nail , I pray God I may never eat grass more . + +Nay , it shall ne'er be said , while England stands , +That Alexander Iden , an esquire of Kent , +Took odds to combat a poor famish'd man . +Oppose thy steadfast-gazing eyes to mine , +See if thou canst out-face me with thy looks : +Set limb to limb , and thou art far the lesser ; +Thy hand is but a finger to my fist ; +Thy leg a stick compared with this truncheon ; +My foot shall fight with all the strength thou hast ; +And if mine arm be heaved in the air +Thy grave is digg'd already in the earth . +As for more words , whose greatness answers words , +Let this my sword report what speech forbears . + +By my valour , the most complete champion that ever I heard ! Steel , if thou turn the edge , or cut not out the burly-boned clown in chines of beef ere thou sleep in thy sheath , I beseech Jove on my knees , thou mayst be turned to hobnails . + +O , I am slain ! Famine and no other hath slain me : let ten thousand devils come against me , and give me but the ten meals I have lost , and I'll defy them all . Wither , garden ; and be henceforth a burying-place to all that do dwell in this house , because the unconquered soul of Cade is fled . + +Is't Cade that I have slain , that monstrous traitor ? +Sword , I will hallow thee for this thy deed , +And hang thee o'er my tomb when I am dead : +Ne'er shall this blood be wiped from thy point , +But thou shalt wear it as a herald's coat , +To emblaze the honour that thy master got . + +Iden , farewell ; and be proud of thy victory . Tell Kent from me , she hath lost her best man , and exhort all the world to be cowards ; for I , that never feared any , am vanquished by famine , not by valour . + + +How much thou wrong'st me , heaven be my judge . +Die , damned wretch , the curse of her that bare thee ! +And as I thrust thy body in with my sword , +So wish I I might thrust thy soul to hell . +Hence will I drag thee headlong by the heels +Unto a dunghill which shall be thy grave , +And there cut off thy most ungracious head ; +Which I will bear in triumph to the king , +Leaving thy trunk for crows to feed upon . + + +From Ireland thus comes York to claim his right , +And pluck the crown from feeble Henry's head : +Ring , bells , aloud ; burn , bonfires , clear and bright , +To entertain great England's lawful king . +Ah sancta majestas , who would not buy thee dear ? +Let them obey that know not how to rule ; +This hand was made to handle nought but gold : +I cannot give due action to my words , +Except a sword , or sceptre balance it . +A sceptre shall it have , have I-a soul , +On which I'll toss the flower-de-luce of France . + + +Whom have we here ? Buckingham , to disturb me ? + +The king hath sent him , sure : I must dissemble . + +York , if thou meanest well , I greet thee well . + +Humphrey of Buckingham , I accept thy greeting . +Art thou a messenger , or come of pleasure ? + +A messenger from Henry , our dread hege , +To know the reason of these arms in peace ; +Or why thou ,being a subject as I am , +Against thy oath and true allegiance sworn , +Shouldst raise so great a power without his leave , +Or dare to bring thy force so near the court . + +Scarce can I speak , my choler is so great : +O ! I could hew up rocks and fight with flint , +I am so angry at these abject terms ; +And now , like Ajax Telamonius , +On sheep or oxen could I spend my fury . +I am far better born than is the king , +More like a king , more kingly in my thoughts ; +But I must make fair weather yet awhile , +Till Henry be more weak , and I more strong . + + +Buckingham , I prithee , pardon me , +That I have given no answer all this while ; +My mind was troubled with deep melancholy . +The cause why I have brought this army hither +Is to remove proud Somerset from the king , +Seditious to his Grace and to the state . + +That is too much presumption on thy part : +But if thy arms be to no other end , +The king hath yielded unto thy demand : +The Duke of Somerset is in the Tower . + +Upon thine honour , is he a prisoner ? + +Upon mine honour , he is a prisoner . + +Then , Buckingham , I do dismiss my powers . +Soldiers , I thank you all ; disperse yourselves ; +Meet me to-morrow in Saint George's field , +You shall have pay , and everything you wish , +And let my sov'reign , virtuous Henry , +Command my eldest son , nay , all my sons , +As pledges of my fealty and love ; +I'll send them all as willing as I live : +Lands , goods , horse , armour , anything I have +Is his to use , so Somerset may die . + +York , I commend this kind submission : +We twain will go into his highness' tent . + + +Buckingham , doth York intend no harm to us , +That thus he marcheth with thee arm in arm ? + +In all submission and humility +York doth present himself unto your highness . + +Then what intend these forces thou dost bring ? + +To heave the traitor Somerset from hence , +And fight against that monstrous rebel , Cade , +Who since I heard to be discomfited . + + +If one so rude and of so mean condition +May pass into the presence of a king , +Lo ! I present your Grace a traitor's head , +The head of Cade , whom I in combat slew . + +The head of Cade ! Great God , how just art thou ! +O ! let me view his visage , being dead , +That living wrought me such exceeding trouble . +Tell me , my friend , art thou the man that slew him ? + +I was , an't like your majesty . + +How art thou call'd , and what is thy degree ? + +Alexander Iden , that's my name ; +A poor esquire of Kent , that loves his king . + +So please it you , my lord , 'twere not amiss +He were created knight for his good service . + +Iden , kneel down . + +Rise up a knight . +We give thee for reward a thousand marks ; +And will , that thou henceforth attend on us . + +May Iden live to merit such a bounty , +And never live but true unto his liege ! + +See ! Buckingham ! Somerset comes with the queen : +Go , bid her hide him quickly from the duke . + + +For thousand Yorks he shall not hide his head , +But boldly stand and front him to his face . + +How now ! is Somerset at liberty ? +Then , York , unloose thy long-imprison'd thoughts +And let thy tongue be equal with thy heart . +Shall I endure the sight of Somerset ? +False king ! why hast thou broken faith with me , +Knowing how hardly I can brook abuse ? +King did I call thee ? no , thou art not king ; +Not fit to govern and rule multitudes , +Which dar'st not , no , nor canst not rule a traitor . +That head of thine doth not become a crown ; +Thy hand is made to grasp a palmer's staff , +And not to grace an awful princely sceptre . +That gold must round engirt these brows of mine , +Whose smile and frown , like to Achilles' spear , +Is able with the change to kill and cure . +Here is a hand to hold a sceptre up , +And with the same to act controlling laws . +Give place : by heaven , thou shalt rule no more +O'er him whom heaven created for thy ruler . + +O monstrous traitor :I arrest thee , York , +Of capital treason 'gainst the king and crown . +Obey , audacious traitor ; kneel for grace . + +Wouldst have me kneel ? first let me ask of these +If they can brook I bow a knee to man . +Sirrah , call in my sons to be my bail : + +I know ere they will have me go to ward , +They'll pawn their swords for my enfranchisement . + +Call hither Clifford ; bid him come amain , +To say if that the bastard boys of York +Shall be the surety for their traitor father . + + +O blood-bespotted Neapolitan , +Outcast of Naples , England's bloody scourge ! +The sons of York , thy betters in their birth , +Shall be their father's bail ; and bane to those +That for my surety will refuse the boys ! + + +See where they come : I'll warrant they'll make it good . + +And here comes Clifford , to deny their bail . + +Health and all happiness to my lord the king ! + +I thank thee , Clifford : say , what news with thee ? +Nay , do not fright us with an angry look : +We are thy sov'reign , Clifford , kneel again ; +For thy mistaking so , we pardon thee . + +This is my king , York , I do not mistake ; +But thou mistak'st me much to think I do . +To Bedlam with him ! is the man grown mad ? + +Ay , Clifford ; a bedlam and ambitious humour +Makes him oppose himself against his king . + +He is a traitor ; let him to the Tower , +And chop away that factious pate of his . + +He is arrested , but will not obey : +His sons , he says , shall give their words for him . + +Will you not , sons ? + +Ay , noble father , if our words will serve . + +And if words will not , then our weapons shall . + +Why , what a brood of traitors have we here ! + +Look in a glass , and call thy image so : +I am thy king , and thou a false-heart traitor . +Call hither to the stake my two brave bears , +That with the very shaking of their chains +They may astonish these fell-lurking curs : +Bid Salisbury and Warwick come to me . + + +Are these thy bears ? we'll bait thy bears to death , +And manacle the bear-ward in their chains , +If thou dar'st bring them to the baiting-place . + +Oft have I seen a hot o'erweening cur +Run back and bite , because he was withheld ; +Who , being suffer'd with the bear's fell paw , +Hath clapp'd his tail between his legs , and cried : +And such a piece of service will you do , +If you oppose yourselves to match Lord Warwick . + +Hence , heap of wrath , foul indigested lump , +As crooked in thy manners as thy shape ! + +Nay , we shall heat you thoroughly anon . + +Take heed , lest by your heat you burn yourselves . + +Why , Warwick , hath thy knee forgot to bow ? +Old Salisbury , shame to thy silver hair , +Thou mad misleader of thy brain-sick son ! +What ! wilt thou on thy death-bed play the ruffian , +And seek for sorrow with thy spectacles ? +O ! where is faith ? O , where is loyalty ? +If it be banish'd from the frosty head , +Where shall it find a harbour in the earth ? +Wilt thou go dig a grave to find out war , +And shame thine honourable age with blood ? +Why art thou old , and want'st experience ? +Or wherefore dost abuse it , if thou hast it ? +For shame ! in duty bend thy knee to me , +That bows unto the grave with mickle age . + +My lord , I have consider'd with myself +The title of this most renowned duke ; +And in my conscience do repute his Grace +The rightful heir to England's royal seat . + +Hast thou not sworn allegiance unto me ? + +I have . + +Canst thou dispense with heaven for such an oath ? + +It is great sin to swear unto a sin , +But greater sin to keep a sinful oath . +Who can be bound by any solemn vow +To do a murderous deed , to rob a man , +To force a spotless virgin's chastity , +To reave the orphan of his patrimony , +To wring the widow from her custom'd right , +And have no other reason for this wrong +But that he was bound by a solemn oath ? + +A subtle traitor needs no sophister . + +Call Buckingham , and bid him arm himself . + +Call Buckingham , and all the friends thou hast , +I am resolv'd for death , or dignity . + +The first I warrant thee , if dreams prove true . + +You were best to go to bed and dream again , +To keep thee from the tempest of the field . + +I am resolv'd to bear a greater storm +Than any thou canst conjure up to-day ; +And that I'll write upon thy burgonet , +Might I but know thee by thy household badge . + +Now , by my father's badge , old Nevil's crest , +The rampant bear chain'd to the ragged staff , +This day I'll wear aloft my burgonet , +As on a mountain-top the cedar shows , +That keeps his leaves in spite of any storm , +Even to affright thee with the view thereof . + +And from thy burgonet I'll rend thy bear , +And tread it underfoot with all contempt , +Despite the bear-ward that protects the bear . + +And so to arms , victorious father , +To quell the rebels and their complices . + +Fie ! charity ! for shame ! speak not in spite , +For you shall sup with Jesu Christ to-night . + +Foul stigmatic , that's more than thou canst tell . + +If not in heaven , you'll surely sup in hell . + + +Clifford of Cumberland , 'tis Warwick calls : +And if thou dost not hide thee from the bear , +Now , when the angry trumpet sounds alarm , +And dead men's cries do fill the empty air , +Clifford , I say , come forth , and fight with me ! +Proud northern lord , Clifford of Cumberland , +Warwick is hoarse with calling thee to arms . + +How now , my noble lord ! what ! all afoot ? + +The deadly-handed Clifford slew my steed ; +But match to match I have encounter'd him , +And made a prey for carrion kites and crows +Even of the bonny beast he lov'd so well . + + +Of one or both of us the time is come . + +Hold , Warwick ! seek thee out some other chase , +For I myself must hunt this deer to death . + +Then , nobly , York ; 'tis for a crown thou fight'st . +As I intend , Clifford , to thrive to-day , +It grieves my soul to leave thee unassail'd . + + +What seest thou in me , York ? why dost thou pause ? + +With thy brave bearing should I be in love , +But that thou art so fast mine enemy . + +Nor should thy prowess want praise and esteem , +But that 'tis shown ignobly and in treason . + +So let it help me now against thy sword +As I in justice and true right express it . + +My soul and body on the action both ! + +A dreadful lay ! address thee instantly . + +La fin couronne les uvres . + + +Thus war hath given thee peace , for thou art still . +Peace with his soul , heaven , if it be thy will ! + +Shame and confusion ! all is on the rout : +Fear frames disorder , and disorder wounds +Where it should guard . O war ! thou son of hell , +Whom angry heavens do make their minister , +Throw in the frozen bosoms of our part +Hot coals of vengeance ! Let no soldier fly : +He that is truly dedicate to war +Hath no self-love ; nor he that loves himself +Hath not essentially , but by circumstance , +The name of valour . + +O ! let the vile world end , +And the premised flames of the last day +Knit heaven and earth together ; +Now let the general trumpet blow his blast , +Particularities and petty sounds +To cease !Wast thou ordain'd , dear father , +To lose thy youth in peace , and to achieve +The silver livery of advised age , +And , in thy reverence and thy chair-days thus +To die in ruffian battle ? Even at this sight +My heart is turn'd to stone : and while 'tis mine +It shall be stony . York not our old men spares : +No more will I their babes : tears virginal +Shall be to me even as the dew to fire ; +And beauty , that the tyrant oft reclaims , +Shall to my flaming wrath be oil and flax . +Henceforth I will not have to do with pity : +Meet I an infant of the house of York , +Into as many gobbets will I cut it +As wild Medea young Absyrtus did : +In cruelty will I seek out my fame . +Come , thou new ruin of old Clifford's house : + +As did neas old Anchises bear , +So bear I thee upon my manly shoulders ; +But then neas bare a living load , +Nothing so heavy as these woes of mine . + +So , lie thou there ; +For underneath an alehouse' paltry sign , +The Castle in Saint Alban's , Somerset +Hath made the wizard famous in his death . +Sword , hold thy temper ; heart , be wrathful still : +Priests pray for enemies , but princes kill . + +Away , my lord ! you are slow : for shame , away ! + +Can we outrun the heavens ? good Margaret , stay . + +What are you made of ? you'll nor fight nor fly : +Now is it manhood , wisdom , and defence , +To give the enemy way , and to secure us +By what we can , which can no more but fly . + +If you be ta'en , we then should see the bottom +Of all our fortunes : but if we haply scape , +As well we may , if not through your neglect , +We shall to London get , where you are lov'd , +And where this breach now in our fortunes made +May readily be stopp'd . + + +But that my heart's on future mischief set , +I would speak blasphemy ere bid you fly ; +But fly you must : uncurable discomfit +Reigns in the hearts of all our present parts . +Away , for your relief ! and we will live +To see their day and them our fortune give . +Away , my lord , away ! + + +Of Salisbury , who can report of him ; +That winter lion , who in rage forgets +Aged contusions and all brush of time , +And , like a gallant in the brow of youth , +Repairs him with occasion ? this happy day +Is not itself , nor have we won one foot , +If Salisbury be lost . + +My noble father , +Three times to-day I holp him to his horse , +Three times bestrid him ; thrice I led him off , +Persuaded him from any further act : +But still , where danger was , still there I met him ; +And like rich hangings in a homely house , +So was his will in his old feeble body . +But , noble as he is , look where he comes . + + +Now , by my sword , well hast thou fought to-day ; +By the mass , so did we all . I thank you , Richard : +God knows how long it is I have to live ; +And it hath pleas'd him that three times to-day +You have defended me from imminent death . +Well , lords , we have not got that which we have : +'Tis not enough our foes are this time fled , +Being opposites of such repairing nature . + +I know our safety is to follow them ; + +For , as I hear , the king is fled to London , +To call a present court of parliament : +Let us pursue him ere the writs go forth : +What says Lord Warwick ? shall we after them ? + +After them ! nay , before them , if we can . +Now , by my hand , lords , 'twas a glorious day : +Saint Alban's battle , won by famous York , +Shall be eterniz'd in all age to come . +Sound , drums and trumpets , and to London all : +And more such days as these to us befall ! + +THE THIRD PART OF KING HENRY VI + +I wonder how the king escap'd our hands . + +While we pursu'd the horsemen of the north , +He slily stole away and left his men : +Whereat the great Lord of Northumberland , +Whose warlike ears could never brook retreat , +Cheer'd up the drooping army ; and himself , +Lord Clifford , and Lord Stafford , all abreast , +Charg'd our main battle's front , and breaking in +Were by the swords of common soldiers slain . + +Lord Stafford's father , Duke of Buckingham , +Is either slain or wounded dangerously ; +I cleft his beaver with a downright blow : +That this is true , father , behold his blood . + + +And , brother , here's the Earl of Wiltshire's blood , + +Whom I encounter'd as the battles join'd . + +Speak thou for me , and tell them what I did . + + +Richard hath best deserv'd of all my sons . +But , is your Grace dead , my Lord of Somerset ? + +Such hope have all the line of John of Gaunt ! + +Thus do I hope to shake King Henry's head . + +And so do I . Victorious Prince of York , +Before I see thee seated in that throne +Which now the house of Lancaster usurps , +I vow by heaven these eyes shall never close . +This is the palace of the fearful king , +And this the regal seat : possess it , York ; +For this is thine , and not King Henry's heirs' . + +Assist me , then , sweet Warwick , and I will ; +For hither we have broken in by force . + +We'll all assist you ; he that flies shall die . + +Thanks , gentle Norfolk . Stay by me , my lords ; +And , soldiers , stay and lodge by me this night . + +And when the king comes , offer him no violence , +Unless he seek to thrust you out perforce . + + +The queen this day here holds her parliament , +But little thinks we shall be of her council : +By words or blows here let us win our right . + +Arm'd as we are , let's stay within this house . + +The bloody parliament shall this be call'd , +Unless Plantagenet , Duke of York , be king , +And bashful Henry depos'd , whose cowardice +Hath made us by-words to our enemies . + +Then leave me not , my lords ; be resolute ; +I mean to take possession of my right . + +Neither the king , nor he that loves him best , +The proudest he that holds up Lancaster , +Dares stir a wing if Warwick shake his bells . +I'll plant Plantagenet , root him up who dares . +Resolve thee , Richard ; claim the English crown . + + +My lords , look where the sturdy rebel sits , +Even in the chair of state ! belike he means +Back'd by the power of Warwick , that false peer +To aspire unto the crown and reign as king . +Earl of Northumberland , he slew thy father , +And thine , Lord Clifford ; and you both have vow'd revenge +On him , his sons , his favourites , and his friends . + +If I be not , heavens be reveng'd on me ! + +The hope thereof makes Clifford mourn in steel . + +What ! shall we suffer this ? let's pluck him down : +My heart for anger burns ; I cannot brook it . + +Be patient , gentle Earl of Westmoreland . + +Patience is for poltroons , such as he : +He durst not sit there had your father liv'd . +My gracious lord , here in the parliament +Let us assail the family of York . + +Well hast thou spoken , cousin : be it so . + +Ah ! know you not the city favours them , +And they have troops of soldiers at their beck ? + +But when the duke is slain they'll quickly fly . + +Far be the thought of this from Henry's heart , +To make a shambles of the parliament-house ! +Cousin of Exeter , frowns , words , and threats , +Shall be the war that Henry means to use . + +Thou factious Duke of York , descend my throne , +And kneel for grace and mercy at my feet ; +I am thy sovereign . + +I am thine . + +For shame ! come down : he made thee Duke of York . + +'Twas my inheritance , as the earldom was . + +Thy father was a traitor to the crown . + +Exeter , thou art a traitor to the crown +In following this usurping Henry . + +Whom should he follow but his natural king ? + +True , Clifford ; and that's Richard , Duke of York . + +And shall I stand , and thou sit in my throne ? + +It must and shall be so : content thyself . + +Be Duke of Lancaster : let him be king . + +He is both king and Duke of Lancaster ; +And that the Lord of Westmoreland shall maintain . + +And Warwick shall disprove it . You forget +That we are those which chas'd you from the field +And slew your fathers , and with colours spread +March'd through the city to the palace gates . + +Yes , Warwick , I remember it to my grief ; +And , by his soul , thou and thy house shall rue it . + +Plantagenet , of thee , and these thy sons , +Thy kinsmen and thy friends , I'll have more lives +Than drops of blood were in my father's veins . + +Urge it no more ; lest that instead of words , +I send thee , Warwick , such a messenger +As shall revenge his death before I stir . + +Poor Clifford ! how I scorn his worthless threats . + +Will you we show our title to the crown ? +If not , our swords shall plead it in the field . + +What title hast thou , traitor , to the crown ? +Thy father was , as thou art , Duke of York ; +Thy grandfather , Roger Mortimer , Earl of March ; +I am the son of Henry the Fifth , +Who made the Dauphin and the French to stoop , +And seiz'd upon their towns and provinces . + +Talk not of France , sith thou hast lost it all . + +The Lord Protector lost it , and not I : +When I was crown'd I was but nine months old . + +You are old enough now , and yet , methinks , you lose . +Father , tear the crown from the usurper's head . + +Sweet father , do so ; set it on your head . + +Good brother , as thou lov'st and honour'st arms , +Let's fight it out and not stand cavilling thus . + +Sound drums and trumpets , and the king will fly . + +Sons , peace ! + +Peace thou ! and give King Henry leave to speak . + +Plantagenet shall speak first : hear him , lords ; +And be you silent and attentive too , +For he that interrupts him shall not live . + +Think'st thou that I will leave my kingly throne , +Wherein my grandsire and my father sat ? +No : first shall war unpeople this my realm ; +Ay , and their colours , often borne in France , +And now in England to our heart's great sorrow , +Shall be my winding-sheet . Why faint you , lords ? +My title's good , and better far than his . + +Prove it , Henry , and thou shalt be king . + +Henry the Fourth by conquest got the crown . + +'Twas by rebellion against his king . + +I know not what to say : my title's weak . + + +Tell me , may not a king adopt an heir ? + +What then ? + +An if he may , then am I lawful king ; +For Richard , in the view of many lords , +Resign'd the crown to Henry the Fourth , +Whose heir my father was , and I am his . + +He rose against him , being his sovereign , +And made him to resign his crown perforce . + +Suppose , my lords , he did it unconstrain'd , +Think you 'twere prejudicial to his crown ? + +No ; for he could not so resign his crown +But that the next heir should succeed and reign . + +Art thou against us , Duke of Exeter ? + +His is the right , and therefore pardon me . + +Why whisper you , my lords , and answer not ? + +My conscience tells me he is lawful king . + +All will revolt from me , and turn to him . + +Plantagenet , for all the claim thou lay'st , +Think not that Henry shall be so depos'd . + +Depos'd he shall be in despite of all . + +Thou art deceiv'd : 'tis not thy southern power , +Of Essex , Norfolk , Suffolk , nor of Kent , +Which makes thee thus presumptuous and proud , +Can set the duke up in despite of me . + +King Henry , be thy title right or wrong , +Lord Clifford vows to fight in thy defence : +May that ground gape and swallow me alive , +Where I shall kneel to him that slew my father ! + +O Clifford , how thy words revive my heart ! + +Henry of Lancaster , resign thy crown . +What mutter you , or what conspire you , lords ? + +Do right unto this princely Duke of York , +Or I will fill the house with armed men , +And o'er the chair of state , where now he sits , +Write up his title with usurping blood . + + +My Lord of Warwick , hear me but one word : +Let me for this my life-time reign as king . + +Confirm the crown to me and to mine heirs , +And thou shalt reign in quiet while thou liv'st . + +I am content : Richard Plantagenet , +Enjoy the kingdom after my decease . + +What wrong is this unto the prince your son ! + +What good is this to England and himself ! + +Base , fearful , and despairing Henry ! + +How hast thou injur'd both thyself and us ! + +I cannot stay to hear these articles . + +Nor I . + +Come , cousin , let us tell the queen these news . + +Farewell , faint-hearted and degenerate king , +In whose cold blood no spark of honour bides . + +Be thou a prey unto the house of York , +And die in bands for this unmanly deed ! + +In dreadful war mayst thou be overcome , +Or live in peace abandon'd and despis'd ! + + +Turn this way , Henry , and regard them not . + +They seek revenge and therefore will not yield . + +Ah ! Exeter . + +Why should you sigh , my lord ? + +Not for myself , Lord Warwick , but my son , +Whom I unnaturally shall disinherit . +But be it as it may ; I here entail +The crown to thee and to thine heirs for ever ; +Conditionally , that here thou take an oath +To cease this civil war , and , whilst I live , +To honour me as thy king and sovereign ; +And neither by treason nor hostility +To seek to put me down and reign thyself . + +This oath I willingly take and will perform . + + +Long live King Henry ! Plantagenet , embrace him . + +And long live thou and these thy forward sons ! + +Now York and Lancaster are reconcil'd . + +Accurs'd be he that seeks to make them foes ! + + +Farewell , my gracious lord ; I'll to my castle . + +And I'll keep London with my soldiers . + +And I to Norfolk with my followers . + +And I unto the sea from whence I came . + + +And I , with grief and sorrow , to the court . + + +Here comes the queen , whose looks bewray her anger : +I'll steal away . + + +Exeter , so will I . + + +Nay , go not from me ; I will follow thee . + +Be patient , gentle queen , and I will stay . + +Who can be patient in such extremes ? +Ah ! wretched man ; would I had died a maid , +And never seen thee , never borne thee son , +Seeing thou hast prov'd so unnatural a father . +Hath he deserv'd to lose his birthright thus ? +Hadst thou but lov'd him half so well as I , +Or felt that pain which I did for him once , +Or nourish'd him as I did with my blood , +Thou wouldst have left thy dearest heart-blood there , +Rather than have made that savage duke thine heir , +And disinherited thine only son . + +Father , you cannot disinherit me : +If you be king , why should not I succeed ? + +Pardon me , Margaret ; pardon me , sweet son ; +The Earl of Warwick , and the duke , enforc'd me . + +Enforc'd thee ! art thou king , and wilt be forc'd ? +I shame to hear thee speak . Ah ! timorous wretch ; +Thou hast undone thyself , thy son , and me ; +And given unto the house of York such head +As thou shalt reign but by their sufferance . +To entail him and his heirs unto the crown , +What is it but to make thy sepulchre , +And creep into it far before thy time ? +Warwick is chancellor and the Lord of Calais ; +Stern Faulconbridge commands the narrow seas ; +The duke is made protector of the realm ; +And yet shalt thou be safe ? such safety finds +The trembling lamb environed with wolves . +Had I been there , which am a silly woman , +The soldiers should have toss'd me on their pikes +Before I would have granted to that act ; +But thou preferr'st thy life before thine honour : +And seeing thou dost , I here divorce myself , +Both from thy table , Henry , and thy bed , +Until that act of parliament be repeal'd +Whereby my son is disinherited . +The northern lords that have forsworn thy colours +Will follow mine , if once they see them spread ; +And spread they shall be , to thy foul disgrace , +And utter ruin of the house of York . +Thus do I leave thee . Come , son , let's away ; +Our army is ready ; come , we'll after them . + +Stay , gentle Margaret , and hear me speak . + +Thou hast spoke too much already : get thee gone . + +Gentle son Edward , thou wilt stay with me ? + +Ay , to be murder'd by his enemies . + +When I return with victory from the field +I'll see your Grace : till then , I'll follow her . + +Come , son , away ; we may not linger thus . + + +Poor queen ! how love to me and to her son +Hath made her break out into terms of rage . +Reveng'd may she be on that hateful duke , +Whose haughty spirit , winged with desire , +Will cost my crown , and like an empty eagle +Tire on the flesh of me and of my son ! +The loss of those three lords torments my heart : +I'll write unto them , and entreat them fair . +Come , cousin ; you shall be the messenger . + +And I , I hope , shall reconcile them all . + + +Brother , though I be youngest , give me leave . + +No , I can better play the orator . + +But I have reasons strong and forcible . + + +Why , how now , sons and brother ! at a strife ? +What is your quarrel ? how began it first ? + +No quarrel , but a slight contention . + +About what ? + +About that which concerns your Grace and us ; +The crown of England , father , which is yours . + +Mine , boy ? not till King Henry be dead . + +Your right depends not on his life or death . + +Now you are heir , therefore enjoy it now : +By giving the house of Lancaster leave to breathe , +It will outrun you , father , in the end . + +I took an oath that he should quietly reign . + +But for a kingdom any oath may be broken : +I would break a thousand oaths to reign one year . + +No ; God forbid your Grace should be forsworn . + +I shall be , if I claim by open war . + +I'll prove the contrary , if you'll hear me speak . + +Thou canst not , son ; it is impossible . + +An oath is of no moment , being not took +Before a true and lawful magistrate +That hath authority over him that swears : +Henry had none , but did usurp the place ; +Then , seeing 'twas he that made you to depose , +Your oath , my lord , is vain and frivolous . +Therefore , to arms ! And , father , do but think +How sweet a thing it is to wear a crown , +Within whose circuit is Elysium , +And all that poets feign of bliss and joy . +Why do we linger thus ? I cannot rest +Until the white rose that I wear be dy'd +Even in the lukewarm blood of Henry's heart . + +Richard , enough , I will be king , or die . +Brother , thou shalt to London presently , +And whet on Warwick to this enterprise . +Thou , Richard , shalt unto the Duke of Norfolk , +And tell him privily of our intent . +You , Edward , shall unto my Lord Cobham , +With whom the Kentishmen will willingly rise : +In them I trust ; for they are soldiers , +Witty , courteous , liberal , full of spirit . +While you are thus employ'd , what resteth more , +But that I seek occasion how to rise , +And yet the king not privy to my drift , +Nor any of the house of Lancaster ? + +But , stay : what news ? why com'st thou in such post ? + +The queen with all the northern earls and lords +Intend here to besiege you in your castle . +She is hard by with twenty thousand men , +And therefore fortify your hold , my lord . + +Ay , with my sword . What ! think'st thou that we fear them ? +Edward and Richard , you shall stay with me ; +My brother Montague shall post to London : +Let noble Warwick , Cobham , and the rest , +Whom we have left protectors of the king , +With powerful policy strengthen themselves , +And trust not simple Henry nor his oaths . + +Brother , I go ; I'll win them , fear it not : +And thus most humbly I do take my leave . + +Sir John , and Sir Hugh Mortimer , mine uncles ! +You are come to Sandal in a happy hour ; +The army of the queen mean to besiege us . + +She shall not need , we'll meet her in the field . + +What ! with five thousand men ? + +Ay , with five hundred , father , for a need : +A woman's general ; what should we fear ? + + +I hear their drums ; let's set our men in order , +And issue forth and bid them battle straight . + +Five men to twenty ! though the odds be great , +I doubt not , uncle , of our victory . +Many a battle have I won in France , +When as the enemy hath been ten to one : +Why should I not now have the like success ? + + +Ah , whither shall I fly to 'scape their hands ? +Ah ! tutor , look , where bloody Clifford comes ! + + +Chaplain , away ! thy priesthood saves thy life . +As for the brat of this accursed duke , +Whose father slew my father , he shall die . + +And I , my lord , will bear him company . + +Soldiers , away with him . + +Ah ! Clifford , murder not this innocent child , +Lest thou be hated both of God and man ! + + +How now ! is he dead already ? Or is it fear +That makes him close his eyes ? I'll open them . + +So looks the pent-up lion o'er the wretch +That trembles under his devouring paws ; +And so he walks , insulting o'er his prey , +And so he comes to rend his limbs asunder . +Ah ! gentle Clifford , kill me with thy sword , +And not with such a cruel threatening look . +Sweet Clifford ! hear me speak before I die : +I am too mean a subject for thy wrath ; +Be thou reveng'd on men , and let me live . + +In vain thou speak'st , poor boy ; my father's blood +Hath stopp'd the passage where thy words should enter . + +Then let my father's blood open it again : +He is a man , and , Clifford , cope with him . + +Had I thy brethren here , their lives and thine +Were not revenge sufficient for me ; +No , if I digg'd up thy forefathers' graves , +And hung their rotten coffins up in chains , +It could not slake mine ire , nor ease my heart . +The sight of any of the house of York +Is as a fury to torment my soul ; +And till I root out their accursed line , +And leave not one alive , I live in hell . +Therefore + + +O ! let me pray before I take my death . +To thee I pray ; sweet Clifford , pity me ! + +Such pity as my rapier's point affords . + +I never did thee harm : why wilt thou slay me ? + +Thy father hath . + +But 'twas ere I was born . +Thou hast one son ; for his sake pity me , +Lest in revenge thereof , sith God is just , +He be as miserably slain as I . +Ah ! let me live in prison all my days ; +And when I give occasion of offence , +Then let me die , for now thou hast no cause . + +No cause ! +Thy father slew my father ; therefore , die . + + +Dii faciant laudis summa sit ista tu ! + + +Plantagenet ! I come , Plantagenet ! +And this thy son's blood cleaving to my blade +Shall rust upon my weapon , till thy blood , +Congeal'd with this , do make me wipe off both . + + +The army of the queen hath got the field : +My uncles both are slain in rescuing me ; +And all my followers to the eager foe +Turn back and fly , like ships before the wind , +Or lambs pursu'd by hunger-starved wolves . +My sons , God knows what hath bechanced them : +But this I know , they have demean'd themselves +Like men born to renown by life or death . +Three times did Richard make a lane to me , +And thrice cried , 'Courage , father ! fight it out !' +And full as oft came Edward to my side , +With purple falchion , painted to the hilt +In blood of those that had encounter'd him : +And when the hardiest warriors did retire , +Richard cried , 'Charge ! and give no foot of ground !' +And cried , 'A crown , or else a glorious tomb ! +A sceptre , or an earthly sepulchre !' +With this , we charg'd again ; but , out , alas ! +We bodg'd again : as I have seen a swan +With bootless labour swim against the tide , +And spend her strength with over-matching waves . + +Ah , hark ! the fatal followers do pursue ; +And I am faint and cannot fly their fury ; +And were I strong I would not shun their fury : +The sands are number'd that make up my life ; +Here must I stay , and here my life must end . + + +Come , bloody Clifford , rough Northumberland , +I dare your quenchless fury to more rage : + +I am your butt , and I abide your shot . + +Yield to our mercy , proud Plantagenet . + +Ay , to such mercy as his ruthless arm +With downright payment show'd unto my father . +Now Ph thon hath tumbled from his car , +And made an evening at the noontide prick . + +My ashes , as the ph nix , may bring forth +A bird that will revenge upon you all ; +And in that hope I throw mine eyes to heaven , +Scorning whate'er you can afflict me with . +Why come you not ? what ! multitudes , and fear ? + +So cowards fight when they can fly no further ; +So doves do peck the falcon's piercing talons ; +So desperate thieves , all hopeless of their lives , +Breathe out invectives 'gainst the officers . + +O Clifford ! but bethink thee once again , +And in thy thought o'er-run my former time ; +And , if thou canst for blushing , view this face , +And bite thy tongue , that slanders him with cowardice +Whose frown hath made thee faint and fly ere this . + +I will not bandy with thee word for word , +But buckle with thee blows , twice two for one . + + +Hold , valiant Clifford ! for a thousand causes +I would prolong awhile the traitor's life . +Wrath makes him deaf : speak thou , Northumberland . + +Hold , Clifford ! do not honour him so much +To prick thy finger , though to wound his heart . +What valour were it , when a cur doth grin , +For one to thrust his hand between his teeth , +When he might spurn him with his foot away ? +It is war's prize to take all vantages , +And ten to one is no impeach of valour . + + +Ay , ay ; so strives the woodcock with the gin . + +So doth the cony struggle in the net . + + +So triumph thieves upon their conquer'd booty ; +So true men yield , with robbers so o'er-matched . + +What would your Grace have done unto him now ? + +Brave warriors , Clifford and Northumberland , +Come , make him stand upon this molehill here , +That raught at mountains with outstretched arms , +Yet parted but the shadow with his hand . +What ! was it you that would be England's king ? +Was't you that revell'd in our parliament , +And made a preachment of your high descent ? +Where are your mess of sons to back you now ? +The wanton Edward , and the lusty George ? +And where's that valiant crook-back prodigy , +Dicky your boy , that with his grumbling voice +Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies ? +Or , with the rest , where is your darling Rutland ? +Look , York : I stain'd this napkin with the blood +That valiant Clifford with his rapier's point +Made issue from the bosom of the boy ; +And if thine eyes can water for his death , +I give thee this to dry thy cheeks withal . +Alas , poor York ! but that I hate thee deadly , +I should lament thy miserable state . +I prithee grieve , to make me merry , York . +What ! hath thy fiery heart so parch'd thine entrails +That not a tear can fall for Rutland's death ? +Why art thou patient , man ? thou shouldst be mad ; +And I , to make thee mad , do mock thee thus . +Stamp , rave , and fret , that I may sing and dance . +Thou wouldst be fee'd , I see , to make me sport : +York cannot speak unless he wear a crown . +A crown for York ! and , lords , bow low to him : +Hold you his hands whilst I do set it on . + +Ay , marry , sir , now looks he like a king ! +Ay , this is he that took King Henry's chair ; +And this is he was his adopted heir . +But how is it that great Plantagenet +Is crown'd so soon , and broke his solemn oath ? +As I bethink me , you should not be king +Till our King Henry had shook hands with death . +And will you pale your head in Henry's glory , +And rob his temples of the diadem , +Now in his life , against your holy oath ? +O ! 'tis a fault too-too unpardonable . +Off with the crown ; and , with the crown , his head ; +And , whilst we breathe , take time to do him dead . + +That is my office , for my father's sake . + +Nay , stay ; let's hear the orisons he makes . + +She-wolf of France , but worse than wolves of France , +Whose tongue more poisons than the adder's tooth ! +How ill-beseeming is it in thy sex +To triumph , like an Amazonian trull , +Upon their woes whom fortune captivates ! +But that thy face is , visor-like , unchanging , +Made impudent with use of evil deeds , +I would assay , proud queen , to make thee blush : +To tell thee whence thou cam'st , of whom deriv'd , +Were shame enough to shame thee , wert thou not shameless . +Thy father bears the type of King of Naples , +Of both the Sicils and Jerusalem ; +Yet not so wealthy as an English yeoman . +Hath that poor monarch taught thee to insult ? +It needs not , nor it boots thee not , proud queen , +Unless the adage must be verified , +That beggars mounted run their horse to death . +'Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud ; +But , God he knows , thy share thereof is small : +'Tis virtue that doth make them most admir'd ; +The contrary doth make thee wonder'd at : +'Tis government that makes them seem divine ; +The want thereof makes thee abominable . +Thou art as opposite to every good +As the Antipodes are unto us , +Or as the south to the septentrion . +O tiger's heart wrapp'd in a woman's hide ! +How couldst thou drain the life-blood of the child , +To bid the father wipe his eyes withal , +And yet be seen to bear a woman's face ? +Women are soft , mild , pitiful , and flexible ; +Thou stern , obdurate , flinty , rough , remorseless . +Bidd'st thou me rage ? why , now thou hast thy wish : +Wouldst have me weep ? why , now thou hast thy will ; +For raging wind blows up incessant showers , +And when the rage allays , the rain begins . +These tears are my sweet Rutland's obsequies , +And every drop cries vengeance for his death , +'Gainst thee , fell Clifford , and thee , false Frenchwoman . + +Beshrew me , but his passion moves me so +That hardly can I check my eyes from tears . + +That face of his the hungry cannibals +Would not have touch'd , would not have stain'd with blood ; +But you are more inhuman , more inexorable , +O ! ten times more , than tigers of Hyrcania . +See , ruthless queen , a hapless father's tears : +This cloth thou dipp'dst in blood of my sweet boy , +And I with tears do wash the blood away . +Keep thou the napkin , and go boast of this ; + +And if thou tell'st the heavy story right , +Upon my soul , the hearers will shed tears ; +Yea , even my foes will shed fast-falling tears , +And say , 'Alas ! it was a piteous deed !' +There , take the crown , and , with the crown my curse , +And in thy need such comfort come to thee +As now I reap at thy too cruel hand ! +Hard-hearted Clifford , take me from the world ; +My soul to heaven , my blood upon your heads ! + +Had he been slaughter-man to all my kin , +I should not for my life but weep with him , +To see how inly sorrow gripes his soul . + +What ! weeping-ripe , my Lord Northumberland ? +Think but upon the wrong he did us all , +And that will quickly dry thy melting tears . + +Here's for my oath ; here's for my father's death . + + +And here's to right our gentlehearted king . + + +Open thy gate of mercy , gracious God ! +My soul flies through these wounds to seek out thee . + + +Off with his head , and set it on York gates ; +So York may overlook the town of York . + +I wonder how our princely father 'scap'd , +Or whether he be 'scap'd away or no +From Clifford's and Northumberland's pursuit . +Had he been ta'en we should have heard the news ; +Had he been slain we should have heard the news ; +Or had he 'scap'd , methinks we should have heard +The happy tidings of his good escape . +How fares my brother ? why is he so sad ? + +I cannot joy until I be resolv'd +Where our right valiant father is become . +I saw him in the battle range about , +And watch'd him how he singled Clifford forth . +Methought he bore him in the thickest troop +As doth a lion in a herd of neat ; +Or as a bear , encompass'd round with dogs , +Who having pinch'd a few and made them cry , +The rest stand all aloof and bark at him . +So far'd our father with his enemies ; +So fled his enemies my war-like father : +Methinks , 'tis prize enough to be his son . +See how the morning opes her golden gates , +And takes her farewell of the glorious sun ; +How well resembles it the prime of youth , +Trimm'd like a younker prancing to his love . + +Dazzle mine eyes , or do I see three suns ? + +Three glorious suns , each one a perfect sun ; +Not separated with the racking clouds , +But sever'd in a pale clear-shining sky . +See , see ! they join , embrace , and seem to kiss , +As if they vow'd some league inviolable : +Now are they but one lamp , one light , one sun . +In this the heaven figures some event . + +'Tis wondrous strange , the like yet never heard of . +I think it cites us , brother , to the field ; +That we , the sons of brave Plantagenet , +Each one already blazing by our meeds , +Should notwithstanding join our lights together , +And over-shine the earth , as this the world . +Whate'er it bodes , henceforward will I bear +Upon my target three fair-shining suns . + +Nay , bear three daughters : by your leave I speak it , +You love the breeder better than the male . + + +But what art thou , whose heavy looks foretell + +Some dreadful story hanging on thy tongue ? + +Ah ! one that was a woeful looker-on , +When as the noble Duke of York was slain , +Your princely father , and my loving lord . + +O ! speak no more , for I have heard too much . + +Say how he died , for I will hear it all . + +Environed he was with many foes , +And stood against them , as the hope of Troy +Against the Greeks that would have enter'd Troy . +But Hercules himself must yield to odds ; +And many strokes , though with a little axe , +Hew down and fell the hardest-timber'd oak . +By many hands your father was subdu'd ; +But only slaughter'd by the ireful arm +Of unrelenting Clifford and the queen , +Who crown'd the gracious duke in high despite ; +Laugh'd in his face ; and when with grief he wept , +The ruthless queen gave him to dry his cheeks , +A napkin steeped in the harmless blood +Of sweet young Rutland , by rough Clifford slain : +And after many scorns , many foul taunts , +They took his head , and on the gates of York +They set the same ; and there it doth remain , +The saddest spectacle that e'er I view'd . + +Sweet Duke of York ! our prop to lean upon , +Now thou art gone , we have no staff , no stay ! +O Clifford ! boist'rous Clifford ! thou hast slain +The flower of Europe for his chivalry ; +And treacherously hast thou vanquish'd him , +For hand to hand he would have vanquish'd thee . +Now my soul's palace is become a prison : +Ah ! would she break from hence , that this my body +Might in the ground be closed up in rest , +For never henceforth shall I joy again , +Never , O ! never , shall I see more joy . + +I cannot weep , for all my body's moisture +Scarce serves to quench my furnace-burning heart : +Nor can my tongue unload my heart's great burden ; +For self-same wind , that I should speak withal +Is kindling coals that fire all my breast , +And burn me up with flames , that tears would quench . +To weep is to make less the depth of grief : +Tears then , for babes ; blows and revenge for me ! +Richard , I bear thy name ; I'll venge thy death , +Or die renowned by attempting it . + +His name that valiant duke hath left with thee ; +His dukedom and his chair with me is left . + +Nay , if thou be that princely eagle's bird , +Show thy descent by gazing 'gainst the sun : +For chair and dukedom , throne and kingdom say ; +Either that is thine , or else thou wert not his . + + +How now , fair lords ! What fare ? what news abroad ? + +Great Lord of Warwick , if we should recount +Our baleful news , and at each word's deliv'rance +Stab poniards in our flesh till all were told , +The words would add more anguish than the wounds . +O valiant lord ! the Duke of York is slain . + +O Warwick ! Warwick ! that Plantagenet +Which held thee dearly as his soul's redemption , +Is by the stern Lord Clifford done to death . + +Ten days ago I drown'd these news in tears , +And now , to add more measure to your woes , +I come to tell you things sith then befallen . +After the bloody fray at Wakefield fought , +Where your brave father breath'd his latest gasp , +Tidings , as swiftly as the posts could run , +Were brought me of your loss and his depart . +I , then in London , keeper of the king , +Muster'd my soldiers , gather'd flocks of friends , +And very well appointed , as I thought , +March'd towards Saint Alban's to intercept the queen , +Bearing the king in my behalf along ; +For by my scouts I was advertised +That she was coming with a full intent +To dash our late decree in parliament , +Touching King Henry's oath and your succession . +Short tale to make , we at Saint Alban's met , +Our battles join'd , and both sides fiercely fought : +But whether 'twas the coldness of the king , +Who look'd full gently on his war-like queen , +That robb'd my soldiers of their heated spleen ; +Or whether 'twas report of her success ; +Or more than common fear of Clifford's rigour , +Who thunders to his captives blood and death , +I cannot judge : but , to conclude with truth , +Their weapons like to lightning came and went ; +Our soldiers' like the night-owl's lazy flight , +Or like a lazy thresher with a flail +Fell gently down , as if they struck their friends . +I cheer'd them up with justice of our cause , +With promise of high pay , and great rewards : +But all in vain ; they had no heart to fight , +And we in them no hope to win the day ; +So that we fled : the king unto the queen ; +Lord George your brother , Norfolk , and myself , +In haste , post-haste , are come to join with you ; +For in the marches here we heard you were , +Making another head to fight again . + +Where is the Duke of Norfolk , gentle Warwick ? +And when came George from Burgundy to England ? + +Some six miles off the duke is with the soldiers ; +And for your brother , he was lately sent +From your kind aunt , Duchess of Burgundy , +With aid of soldiers to this needful war . + +'Twas odds , belike , when valiant Warwick fled : +Oft have I heard his praises in pursuit , +But ne'er till now his scandal of retire . + +Nor now my scandal , Richard , dost thou hear ; +For thou shalt know , this strong right hand of mine +Can pluck the diadem from faint Henry's head , +And wring the awful sceptre from his fist , +Were he as famous , and as bold in war +As he is fam'd for mildness , peace , and prayer . + +I know it well , Lord Warwick ; blame me not : +'Tis love I bear thy glories makes me speak . +But , in this troublous time what's to be done ? +Shall we go throw away our coats of steel , +And wrap our bodies in black mourning gowns , +Numb'ring our Ave-Maries with our beads ? +Or shall we on the helmets of our foes +Tell our devotion with revengeful arms ? +If for the last , say 'Ay ,' and to it , lords . + +Why , therefore Warwick came to seek you out ; +And therefore comes my brother Montague . +Attend me , lords . The proud insulting queen , +With Clifford and the haught Northumberland , +And of their feather many more proud birds , +Have wrought the easy-melting king like wax . +He swore consent to your succession , +His oath enrolled in the parliament ; +And now to London all the crew are gone , +To frustrate both his oath and what beside +May make against the house of Lancaster . +Their power , I think , is thirty thousand strong : +Now , if the help of Norfolk and myself , +With all the friends that thou , brave Earl of March , +Amongst the loving Welshmen canst procure , +Will but amount to five and twenty thousand , +Why , Via ! to London will we march amain , +And once again bestride our foaming steeds , +And once again cry , 'Charge upon our foes !' +But never once again turn back and fly . + +Ay , now methinks I hear great Warwick speak : +Ne'er may he live to see a sunshine day , +That cries 'Retire ,' if Warwick bid him stay . + +Lord Warwick , on thy shoulder will I lean ; +And when thou fail'st as God forbid the hour ! +Must Edward fall , which peril heaven forfend ! + +No longer Earl of March , but Duke of York : +The next degree is England's royal throne ; +For King of England shalt thou be proclaim'd +In every borough as we pass along ; +And he that throws not up his cap for joy +Shall for the fault make forfeit of his head . +King Edward , valiant Richard , Montague , +Stay we no longer dreaming of renown , +But sound the trumpets , and about our task . + +Then , Clifford , were thy heart as hard as steel , +As thou hast shown it flinty by thy deeds , +I come to pierce it , or to give thee mine . + +Then strike up , drums ! God , and Saint George for us ! + + +How now ! what news ? + +The Duke of Norfolk sends you word by me , +The queen is coming with a puissant host ; +And craves your company for speedy counsel . + +Why then it sorts ; brave warriors , let's away . + +Welcome , my lord , to this brave town of York . +Yonder's the head of that arch-enemy , +That sought to be encompass'd with your crown : +Doth not the object cheer your heart , my lord ? + +Ay , as the rocks cheer them that fear their wrack : +To see this sight , it irks my very soul . +Withhold revenge , dear God ! 'tis not my fault , +Nor wittingly have I infring'd my vow . + +My gracious liege , this too much lenity +And harmful pity must be laid aside . +To whom do lions cast their gentle looks ? +Not to the beast that would usurp their den . +Whose hand is that the forest bear doth lick ? +Not his that spoils her young before her face . +Who 'scapes the lurking serpent's mortal sting ? +Not he that sets his foot upon her back . +The smallest worm will turn being trodden on , +And doves will peck in safeguard of their brood . +Ambitious York did level at thy crown ; +Thou smiling while he knit his angry brows : +He , but a duke , would have his son a king , +And raise his issue like a loving sire ; +Thou , being a king , bless'd with a goodly son , +Didst yield consent to disinherit him , +Which argu'd thee a most unloving father . +Unreasonable creatures feed their young ; +And though man's face be fearful to their eyes , +Yet , in protection of their tender ones , +Who hath not seen them , even with those wings +Which sometime they have us'd with fearful flight , +Make war with him that climb'd unto their nest , +Offering their own lives in their young's defence ? +For shame , my liege ! make them your precedent . +Were it not pity that this goodly boy +Should lose his birthright by his father's fault , +And long hereafter say unto his child , +'What my great grandfather and grandsire got , +My careless father fondly gave away ?' +Ah ! what a shame were this . Look on the boy ; +And let his manly face , which promiseth +Successful fortune , steel thy melting heart +To hold thine own and leave thine own with him . + +Full well hath Clifford play'd the orator , +Inferring arguments of mighty force . +But , Clifford , tell me , didst thou never hear +That things ill got had ever bad success ? +And happy always was it for that son +Whose father for his hoarding went to hell ? +I'll leave my son my virtuous deeds behind ; +And would my father had left me no more ! +For all the rest is held at such a rate +As brings a thousand-fold more care to keep +Than in possession any jot of pleasure . +Ah ! cousin York , would thy best friends did know +How it doth grieve me that thy head is here ! + +My lord , cheer up your spirits : our foes are nigh , +And this soft courage makes your followers faint . +You promis'd knighthood to our forward son : +Unsheathe your sword , and dub him presently . +Edward , kneel down . + +Edward Plantagenet , arise a knight ; +And learn this lesson , draw thy sword in right . + +My gracious father , by your kingly leave , +I'll draw it as apparent to the crown , +And in that quarrel use it to the death . + +Why , that is spoken like a toward prince . + + +Royal commanders , be in readiness : +For with a band of thirty thousand men +Comes Warwick , backing of the Duke of York ; +And in the towns , as they do march along , +Proclaims him king , and many fly to him : +Darraign your battle , for they are at hand . + +I would your highness would depart the field : +The queen hath best success when you are absent . + +Ay , good my lord , and leave us to our fortune . + +Why , that's my fortune too ; therefore I'll stay . + +Be it with resolution then to fight . + +My royal father , cheer these noble lords , +And hearten those that fight in your defence : +Unsheathe your sword , good father : cry , 'Saint George !' + + +Now , perjur'd Henry , wilt thou kneel for grace , +And set thy diadem upon my head ; +Or bide the mortal fortune of the field ? + +Go , rate thy minions , proud insulting boy ! +Becomes it thee to be thus bold in terms +Before thy sovereign and thy lawful king ? + +I am his king , and he should bow his knee ; +I was adopted heir by his consent : +Since when , his oath is broke ; for , as I hear , +You , that are king , though he do wear the crown , +Have caus'd him , by new act of parliament , +To blot out me , and put his own son in . + +And reason too : +Who should succeed the father but the son ? + +Are you there , butcher ? O ! I cannot speak . + +Ay , crook-back ; here I stand to answer thee , +Or any he the proudest of thy sort . + +'Twas you that kill'd young Rutland , was it not ? + +Ay , and old York , and yet not satisfied . + +For God's sake , lords , give signal to the fight . + +What sayst thou , Henry , wilt thou yield the crown ? + +Why , how now , long-tongu'd Warwick ! dare you speak ? +When you and I met at Saint Alban's last , +Your legs did better service than your hands . + +Then 'twas my turn to fly , and now 'tis thine . + +You said so much before , and yet you fled . + +'Twas not your valour , Clifford , drove me thence . + +No , nor your manhood that durst make you stay . + +Northumberland , I hold thee reverently . +Break off the parley ; for scarce I can refrain +The execution of my big-swoln heart +Upon that Clifford , that cruel child-killer . + +I slew thy father : call'st thou him a child ? + +Ay , like a dastard and a treacherous coward , +As thou didst kill our tender brother Rutland ; +But ere sun-set I'll make thee curse the deed . + +Have done with words , my lords , and hear me speak . + +Defy them , then , or else hold close thy lips . + +I prithee , give no limits to my tongue : +I am a king , and privileg'd to speak . + +My liege , the wound that bred this meeting here +Cannot be cur'd by words ; therefore be still . + +Then , executioner , unsheathe thy sword . +By him that made us all , I am resolv'd +That Clifford's manhood lies upon his tongue . + +Say , Henry , shall I have my right or no ? +A thousand men have broke their fasts to-day , +That ne'er shall dine unless thou yield the crown . + +If thou deny , their blood upon thy head ; +For York in justice puts his armour on . + +If that be right which Warwick says is right , +There is no wrong , but everything is right . + +Whoever got thee , there thy mother stands ; +For well I wot thou hast thy mother's tongue . + +But thou art neither like thy sire nor dam , +But like a foul misshapen stigmatic , +Mark'd by the destinies to be avoided , +As venom toads , or lizards' dreadful stings . + +Iron of Naples hid with English gilt , +Whose father bears the title of a king , +As if a channel should be call'd the sea , +Sham'st thou not , knowing whence thou art extraught , +To let thy tongue detect thy base-born heart ? + +A wisp of straw were worth a thousand crowns , +To make this shameless callet know herself . +Helen of Greece was fairer far than thou , +Although thy husband may be Menelaus ; +And ne'er was Agamemnon's brother wrong'd +By that false woman as this king by thee . +His father revell'd in the heart of France , +And tam'd the king , and made the Dauphin stoop ; +And had he match'd according to his state , +He might have kept that glory to this day ; +But when he took a beggar to his bed , +And grac'd thy poor sire with his bridal day , +Even then that sunshine brew'd a shower for him , +That wash'd his father's fortunes forth of France , +And heap'd sedition on his crown at home . +For what hath broach'd this tumult but thy pride ? +Hadst thou been meek our title still had slept , +And we , in pity of the gentle king , +Had slipp'd our claim until another age . + +But when we saw our sunshine made thy spring , +And that thy summer bred us no increase , +We set the axe to thy usurping root ; +And though the edge hath something hit ourselves , +Yet know thou , since we have begun to strike , +We'll never leave , till we have hewn thee down , +Or bath'd thy growing with our heated bloods . + +And in this resolution I defy thee ; +Not willing any longer conference , +Since thou deny'st the gentle king to speak . +Sound trumpets !let our bloody colours wave ! +And either victory , or else a grave . + +Stay , Edward . + +No , wrangling woman , we'll no longer stay : +These words will cost ten thousand lives this day + + +Forspent with toil , as runners with a race , +I lay me down a little while to breathe ; +For strokes receiv'd , and many blows repaid , +Have robb'd my strong-knit sinews of their strength , +And spite of spite needs must I rest a while . + + +Smile , gentle heaven ! or strike , ungentle death ! +For this world frowns , and Edward's sun is clouded . + +How now , my lord ! what hap ? what hope of good ? + + +Our hap is loss , our hope but sad despair , +Our ranks are broke , and ruin follows us . +What counsel give you ? whither shall we fly ? + +Bootless is flight , they follow us with wings ; +And weak we are and cannot shun pursuit . + + +Ah ! Warwick , why hast thou withdrawn thyself ? +Thy brother's blood the thirsty earth hath drunk , +Broach'd with the steely point of Clifford's lance ; +And in the very pangs of death he cried , +Like to a dismal clangor heard from far , +'Warwick , revenge ! brother , revenge my death !' +So , underneath the belly of their steeds , +That stain'd their fetlocks in his smoking blood , +The noble gentleman gave up the ghost . + +Then let the earth be drunken with our blood : +I'll kill my horse because I will not fly . +Why stand we like soft-hearted women here , +Wailing our losses , whiles the foe doth rage ; +And look upon , as if the tragedy +Were play'd in jest by counterfeiting actors ? +Here on my knee I vow to God above , +I'll never pause again , never stand still +Till either death hath clos'd these eyes of mine , +Of fortune given me measure of revenge . + +O Warwick ! I do bend my knee with thine ; +And in this vow do chain my soul to thine . +And , ere my knee rise from the earth's cold face , +I throw my hands , mine eyes , my heart to thee , +Thou setter up and plucker down of kings , +Beseeching thee , if with thy will it stands +That to my foes this body must be prey , +Yet that thy brazen gates of heaven may ope , +And give sweet passage to my sinful soul ! +Now , lords , take leave until we meet again , +Where'er it be , in heaven or in earth . + +Brother , give me thy hand ; and , gentle Warwick , +Let me embrace thee in my weary arms : +I , that did never weep , now melt with woe +That winter should cut off our spring-time so . + +Away , away ! Once more , sweet lords , farewell . + +Yet let us all together to our troops , +And give them leave to fly that will not stay , +And call them pillars that will stand to us ; +And if we thrive , promise them such rewards +As victors wear at the Olympian games . +This may plant courage in their quailing breasts ; +For yet is hope of life and victory . +Forslow no longer ; make we hence amain . + + +Now , Clifford , I have singled thee alone . +Suppose this arm is for the Duke of York , +And this for Rutland ; both bound to revenge , +Wert thou environ'd with a brazen wall . + +Now , Richard , I am with thee here alone . +This is the hand that stabb'd thy father York , +And this the hand that slew thy brother Rutland ; +And here's the heart that triumphs in their death +And cheers these hands that slew thy sire and brother , +To execute the like upon thyself ; +And so , have at thee ! + + +Nay , Warwick , single out some other chase ; +For I myself will hunt this wolf to death . + + +This battle fares like to the morning's war , +When dying clouds contend with growing light , +What time the shepherd , blowing of his nails , +Can neither call it perfect day nor night . +Now sways it this way , like a mighty sea +Forc'd by the tide to combat with the wind ; +Now sways it that way , like the self-same sea +Forc'd to retire by fury of the wind : +Sometime the flood prevails , and then the wind ; +Now one the better , then another best ; +Both tugging to be victors , breast to breast , +Yet neither conqueror nor conquered : +So is the equal poise of this fell war . +Here on this molehill will I sit me down . +To whom God will , there be the victory ! +For Margaret my queen , and Clifford too , +Have chid me from the battle ; swearing both +They prosper best of all when I am thence . +Would I were dead ! if God's good will were so ; +For what is in this world but grief and woe ? +O God ! methinks it were a happy life , +To be no better than a homely swain ; +To sit upon a hill , as I do now , +To carve out dials quaintly , point by point , +Thereby to see the minutes how they run , +How many make the hour full complete ; +How many hours bring about the day ; +How many days will finish up the year ; +How many years a mortal man may live . +When this is known , then to divide the times : +So many hours must I tend my flock ; +So many hours must I take my rest ; +So many hours must I contemplate ; +So many hours must I sport myself ; +So many days my ewes have been with young ; +So many weeks ere the poor fools will ean ; +So many years ere I shall shear the fleece : +So minutes , hours , days , months , and years , +Pass'd over to the end they were created , +Would bring white hairs unto a quiet grave . +Ah ! what a life were this ! how sweet ! how lovely ! +Gives not the hawthorn bush a sweeter shade +To shepherds , looking on their silly sheep , +Than doth a rich embroider'd canopy +To kings , that fear their subjects' treachery ? +O , yes ! it doth ; a thousand-fold it doth . +And to conclude , the shepherd's homely curds , +His cold thin drink out of his leather bottle , +His wonted sleep under a fresh tree's shade , +All which secure and sweetly he enjoys , +Is far beyond a prince's delicates , +His viands sparkling in a golden cup , +His body couched in a curious bed , +When care , mistrust , and treason wait on him . + + +Ill blows the wind that profits nobody . +This man whom hand to hand I slew in fight , +May be possessed with some store of crowns ; +And I , that haply take them from him now , +May yet ere night yield both my life and them +To some man else , as this dead man doth me . +Who's this ? O God ! it is my father's face , +Whom in this conflict I unwares have kill'd . +O heavy times , begetting such events ! +From London by the king was I press'd forth ; +My father , being the Earl of Warwick's man , +Came on the part of York , press'd by his master ; +And I , who at his hands receiv'd my life , +Have by my hands of life bereaved him . +Pardon me , God , I knew not what I did ! +And pardon , father , for I knew not thee ! +My tears shall wipe away these bloody marks ; +And no more words till they have flow'd their fill . + +O piteous spectacle ! O bloody times ! +Whiles lions war and battle for their dens , +Poor harmless lambs abide their enmity . +Weep , wretched man , I'll aid thee tear for tear ; +And let our hearts and eyes , like civil war , +Be blind with tears , and break o'ercharg'd with grief . + + +Thou that so stoutly hast resisted me , +Give me thy gold , if thou hast any gold , +For I have bought it with a hundred blows . +But let me see : is this our foeman's face ? +Ah ! no , no , no , it is mine only son . +Ah ! boy , if any life be left in thee , +Throw up thine eye : see , see ! what showers arise , +Blown with the windy tempest of my heart , +Upon thy wounds , that kill mine eye and heart . +O ! pity , God , this miserable age . +What stratagems , how fell , how butcherly , +Erroneous , mutinous , and unnatural , +This deadly quarrel daily doth beget ! +O boy ! thy father gave thee life too soon , +And hath bereft thee of thy life too late . + +Woe above woe ! grief more than common grief ! +O ! that my death would stay these ruthful deeds . +O ! pity , pity ; gentle heaven , pity . +The red rose and the white are on his face , +The fatal colours of our striving houses : +The one his purple blood right well resembles ; +The other his pale cheeks , methinks , presenteth : +Wither one rose , and let the other flourish ! +If you contend , a thousand lives must wither . + +How will my mother for a father's death +Take on with me and ne'er be satisfied ! + +How will my wife for slaughter of my son +Shed seas of tears and ne'er be satisfied ! + +How will the country for these woeful chances +Misthink the king and not be satisfied ! + +Was ever son so ru'd a father's death ? + +Was ever father so bemoan'd a son ? + +Was ever king so griev'd for subjects' woe ? +Much is your sorrow ; mine , ten times so much . + +I'll bear thee hence , where I may weep my fill . + + +These arms of mine shall be thy winding-sheet ; +My heart , sweet boy , shall be thy sepulchre , +For from my heart thine image ne'er shall go : +My sighing breast shall be thy funeral bell ; +And so obsequious will thy father be , +E'en for the loss of thee , having no more , +As Priam was for all his valiant sons . +I'll bear thee hence ; and let them fight that will , +For I have murder'd where I should not kill . + + +Sad-hearted men ,' much overgone with care , +Here sits a king more woeful than you are . + + +Fly , father , fly ! for all your friends are fled , +And Warwick rages like a chafed bull . +Away ! for death doth hold us in pursuit . + +Mount you , my lord ; towards Berwick post amain . +Edward and Richard , like a brace of greyhounds +Having the fearful flying hare in sight , +With fiery eyes sparkling for very wrath , +And bloody steel grasp'd in their ireful hands , +Are at our backs ; and therefore hence amain . + +Away ! for vengeance comes along with them . +Nay , stay not to expostulate ; make speed , +Or else come after : I'll away before . + +Nay , take me with thee , good sweet Exeter : +Not that I fear to stay , but love to go +Whither the queen intends . Forward ! away ! + + +Here burns my candle out ; ay , here it dies , +Which , while it lasted , gave King Henry light . +O Lancaster ! I fear thy overthrow +More than my body's parting with my soul . +My love and fear glu'd many friends to thee ; +And , now I fall , thy tough commixtures melt , +Impairing Henry , strengthening misproud York : +The common people swarm like summer flies ; +And whither fly the gnats but to the sun ? +And who shines now but Henry's enemies ? +O Ph bus ! hadst thou never given consent +That Ph thon should check thy fiery steeds , +Thy burning car never had scorch'd the earth ; +And , Henry , hadst thou sway'd as kings should do , +Or as thy father and his father did , +Giving no ground unto the house of York , +They never then had sprung like summer flies ; +I and ten thousand in this luckless realm +Had left no mourning widows for our death , +And thou this day hadst kept thy chair in peace . +For what doth cherish weeds but gentle air ? +And what makes robbers bold but too much lenity ? +Bootless are plaints , and cureless are my wounds ; +No way to fly , nor strength to hold out flight : +The foe is merciless , and will not pity ; +For at their hands I have deserv'd no pity . +The air hath got into my deadly wounds , +And much effuse of blood doth make me faint . +Come , York and Richard , Warwick and the rest ; +I stabb'd your fathers' bosoms , split my breast . + +Now breathe we , lords : good fortune bids us pause , +And smooth the frowns of war with peaceful looks . +Some troops pursue the bloody-minded queen , +That led calm Henry , though he were a king , +As doth a sail , fill'd with a fretting gust , +Command an argosy to stern the waves . +But think you , lords , that Clifford fled with them ? + +No , 'tis impossible he should escape ; +For , though before his face I speak the words , +Your brother Richard mark'd him for the grave ; +And wheresoe'er he is , he's surely dead . + + +Whose soul is that which takes her heavy leave ? + +A deadly groan , like life and death's departing . + +See who it is : and now the battle's ended , +If friend or foe let him be gently us'd . + +Revoke that doom of mercy , for 'tis Clifford ; +Who not contented that he lopp'd the branch +In hewing Rutland when his leaves put forth , +But set his murd'ring knife unto the root +From whence that tender spray did sweetly spring , +I mean our princely father , Duke of York . + +From off the gates of York fetch down the head , +Your father's head , which Clifford placed there ; +Instead whereof let this supply the room : +Measure for measure must be answered . + +Bring forth that fatal screech-owl to our house , +That nothing sung but death to us and ours : +Now death shall stop his dismal threatening sound , +And his ill-boding tongue no more shall speak . + + +I think his understanding is bereft . +Speak , Clifford ; dost thou know who speaks to thee ? +Dark cloudy death o'ershades his beams of life , +And he nor sees , nor hears us what we say . + +O ! would he did ; and so perhaps he doth : +'Tis but his policy to counterfeit , +Because he would avoid such bitter taunts +Which in the time of death he gave our father . + +If so thou think'st , vex him with eager words . + +Clifford ! ask mercy and obtain no grace . + +Clifford , repent in bootless penitence . + +Clifford ! devise excuses for thy faults . + +While we devise fell tortures for thy faults . + +Thou didst love York , and I am son to York . + +Thou pitiedst Rutland , I will pity thee . + +Where's Captain Margaret , to fence you now ? + +They mock thee , Clifford : swear as thou wast wont . + +What ! not an oath ? nay , then the world goes hard +When Clifford cannot spare his friends an oath . +I know by that he's dead ; and , by my soul , +If this right hand would buy two hours' life , +That I in all despite might rail at him , +This hand should chop it off , and with the issuing blood +Stifle the villain whose unstaunched thirst +York and young Rutland could not satisfy . + +Ay , but he's dead : off with the traitor's head , +And rear it in the place your father's stands . +And now to London with triumphant march , +There to be crowned England's royal king : +From whence shall Warwick cut the sea to France , +And ask the Lady Bona for thy queen . +So shalt thou sinew both these lands together ; +And , having France thy friend , thou shalt not dread +The scatter'd foe that hopes to rise again ; +For though they cannot greatly sting to hurt , +Yet look to have them buzz to offend thine ears . +First will I see the coronation ; +And then to Brittany I'll cross the sea , +To effect this marriage , so it please my lord . + +Even as thou wilt , sweet Warwick , let it be ; +For on thy shoulder do I build my seat , +And never will I undertake the thing +Wherein thy counsel and consent is wanting . +Richard , I will create thee Duke of Gloucester ; +And George , of Clarence ; Warwick , as ourself , +Shall do and undo as him pleaseth best . + +Let me be Duke of Clarence , George of Gloucester , +For Gloucester's dukedom is too ominous . + +Tut ! that's a foolish observation : +Richard , be Duke of Gloucester . Now to London , +To see these honours in possession . + +Under this thick-grown hrake we'll shroud ourselves ; +For through this laund anon the deer will come ; +And in this covert will we make our stand , +Culling the principal of all the deer . + +I'll stay above the hill , so both may shoot . + +That cannot be ; the noise of thy cross-bow +Will scare the herd , and so my shoot is lost . +Here stand we both , and aim we at the best : +And , for the time shall not seem tedious , +I'll tell thee what befell me on a day +In this self place where now we mean to stand . + +Here comes a man ; let's stay till he be past . + + +From Scotland am I stol'n , even of pure love , +To greet mine own land with my wishful sight . +No , Harry , Harry , 'tis no land of thine ; +Thy place is fill'd , thy sceptre wrung from thee , +Thy balm wash'd off wherewith thou wast anointed : +No bending knee will call thee C sar now , +No humble suitors press to speak for right , +No , not a man comes for redress of thee ; +For how can I help them , and not myself ? + +Ay , here's a deer whose skin's a keeper's fee : +This is the quondam king ; let's seize upon him . + +Let me embrace thee , sour adversity , +For wise men say it is the wisest course . + +Why linger we ? let us lay hands upon him . + +Forbear awhile ; we'll hear a little more . + +My queen and son are gone to France for aid ; +And , as I hear , the great commanding Warwick +Is thither gone , to crave the French king's sister +To wife for Edward . If this news be true , +Poor queen and son , your labour is but lost ; +For Warwick is a subtle orator , +And Lewis a prince soon won with moving words . +By this account then Margaret may win him , +For she's a woman to be pitied much : +Her sighs will make a battery in his breast ; +Her tears will pierce into a marble heart ; +The tiger will be mild whiles she doth mourn ; +And Nero will be tainted with remorse , +To hear and see her plaints , her brinish tears . +Ay , but she's come to beg ; Warwick , to give : +She on his left side craving aid for Henry ; +He on his right asking a wife for Edward . +She weeps , and says her Henry is depos'd ; +He smiles , and says his Edward is install'd ; +That she , poor wretch , for grief can speak no more : +Whiles Warwick tells his title , smooths the wrong , +Inferreth arguments of mighty strength , +And in conclusion wins the king from her , +With promise of his sister , and what else , +To strengthen and support King Edward's place . +O Margaret ! thus 'twill be ; and thou , poor soul , +Art then forsaken , as thou went'st forlorn . + +Say , what art thou , that talk'st of kings and queens ? + +More than I seem , and less than I was born to : +A man at least , for less I should not be ; +And men may talk of kings , and why not I ? + +Ay , but thou talk'st as if thou wert a king . + +Why , so I am , in mind ; and that's enough . + +But , if thou be a king , where is thy crown ? + +My crown is in my heart , not on my head ; +Not deck'd with diamonds and Indian stones , +Nor to be seen : my crown is call'd content ; +A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy . + +Well , if you be a king crown'd with content , +Your crown content and you must be contented +To go along with us ; for , as we think , +You are the king King Edward hath depos'd ; +And we his subjects , sworn in all allegiance , +Will apprehend you as his enemy . + +But did you never swear , and break an oath ? + +No , never such an oath ; nor will not now . + +Where did you dwell when I was King of England ? + +Here in this country , where we now remain . + +I was anointed king at nine months old ; +My father and my grandfather were kings , +And you were sworn true subjects unto me : +And tell me , then , have you not broke your oaths ? + +No ; +For we were subjects but while you were king . + +Why , am I dead ? do I not breathe a man ? +Ah ! simple men , you know not what you swear . +Look , as I blow this feather from my face , +And as the air blows it to me again , +Obeying with my wind when I do blow , +And yielding to another when it blows , +Commanded always by the greater gust ; +Such is the lightness of you common men . +But do not break your oaths ; for of that sin +My mild entreaty shall not make you guilty . +Go where you will , the king shall be commanded ; +And be you kings : command , and I'll obey . + +We are true subjects to the king , King Edward . + +So would you be again to Henry , +If he were seated as King Edward is . + +We charge you , in God's name , and in the king's , +To go with us unto the officers . + +In God's name , lead ; your king's name be obey'd : +And what God will , that let your king perform ; +And what he will , I humbly yield unto . + + +Brother of Gloucester , at Saint Alban's field +This lady's husband , Sir John Grey , was slain , +His lands then seiz'd on by the conqueror : +Her suit is now , to repossess those lands ; +Which we in justice cannot well deny , +Because in quarrel of the house of York +The worthy gentleman did lose his life . + +Your highness shall do well to grant her suit ; +It were dishonour to deny it her . + +It were no less : but yet I'll make a pause . + +Yea ; is it so ? +I see the lady hath a thing to grant +Before the king will grant her humble suit . + +He knows the game : how true he keeps the wind ! + +Silence ! + +Widow , we will consider of your suit , +And come some other time to know our mind . + +Right gracious lord , I cannot brook delay : +May it please your highness to resolve me now , +And what your pleasure is shall satisfy me . + +Ay , widow ? then I'll warrant you all your lands , +An if what pleases him shall pleasure you , +Fight closer , or , good faith , you'll catch a blow . + +I fear her not , unless she chance to fall . + +God forbid that ! for he'll take vantages . + +How many children hast thou , widow ? tell me . + +I think he means to beg a child of her . + +Nay , whip me , then ; he'll rather give her two . + +Three , my most gracious lord . + +You shall have four , if you'll be rul'd by him . + +'Twere pity they should lose their father's lands . + +Be pitiful , dread lord , and grant it then . + +Lords , give us leave : I'll try this widow's wit . + +Ay , good leave have you ; for you will have leave , +Till youth take leave and leave you to the crutch . + + +Now , tell me , madam , do you love your children ? + +Ay , full as dearly as I love myself . + +And would you not do much to do them good ? + +To do them good I would sustain some harm . + +Then get your husband's lands , to do them good . + +Therefore I came unto your majesty . + +I'll tell you how these lands are to be got . + +So shall you bind me to your highness' service . + +What service wilt thou do me , if I give them ? + +What you command , that rests in me to do . + +But you will take exceptions to my boon . + +No , gracious lord , except I cannot do it . + +Ay , but thou canst do what I mean to ask . + +Why , then I will do what your Grace commands . + +He plies her hard ; and much rain wears the marble . + +As red as fire ! nay , then her wax must melt . + +Why stops my lord ? shall I not hear my task ? + +An easy task : 'tis but to love a king . + +That's soon perform'd , because I am a subject . + +Why then , thy husband's lands I freely give thee . + +I take my leave with many thousand thanks . + +The match is made ; she seals it with a curtsy . + +But stay thee ; 'tis the fruits of love I mean . + +The fruits of love I mean , my loving liege . + +Ay , but , I fear me , in another sense . +What love think'st thou I sue so much to get ? + +My love till death , my humble thanks , my prayers : +That love which virtue begs and virtue grants . + +No , by my troth , I did not mean such love . + +Why , then you mean not as I thought you did . + +But now you partly may perceive my mind . + +My mind will never grant what I perceive +Your highness aims at , if I aim aright . + +To tell thee plain , I aim to lie with thee . + +To tell you plain , I had rather lie in prison . + +Why , then thou shalt not have thy husband's lands . + +Why , then mine honesty shall be my dower ; +For by that loss I will not purchase them . + +Therein thou wrong'st thy children mightily . + +Herein your highness wrongs both them and me . +But , mighty lord , this merry inclination +Accords not with the sadness of my suit : +Please you dismiss me , either with 'ay ,' or 'no .' + +Ay , if thou wilt say 'ay' to my request ; +No , if thou dost say 'no' to my demand . + +Then , no , my lord . My suit is at an end . + +The widow likes him not , she knits her brows . + +He is the bluntest wooer in Christendom . + +Her looks do argue her replete with modesty ; +Her words do show her wit incomparable ; +All her perfections challenge sovereignty : +One way or other , she is for a king ; +And she shall be my love , or else my queen . +Say that King Edward take thee for his queen ? + +'Tis better said than done , my gracious lord : +I am a subject fit to jest withal , +But far unfit to be a sovereign . + +Sweet widow , by my state I swear to thee , +I speak no more than what my soul intends ; +And that is , to enjoy thee for my love . + +And that is more than I will yield unto . +I know I am too mean to be your queen , +And yet too good to be your concubine . + +You cavil , widow : I did mean , my queen . + +'Twill grieve your Grace my sons should call you father . + +No more than when my daughters call thee mother . +Thou art a widow , and thou hast some children ; +And , by God's mother , I , being but a bachelor , +Have other some : why , 'tis a happy thing +To be the father unto many sons . +Answer no more , for thou shalt be my queen . + +The ghostly father now hath done his shrift . + +When he was made a shriver , 'twas for shift . + +Brothers , you muse what chat we two have had . + +The widow likes it not , for she looks very sad . + +You'd think it strange if I should marry her . + +To whom , my lord ? + +Why , Clarence , to myself . + +That would be ten days' wonder at the least . + +That's a day longer than a wonder lasts . + +By so much is the wonder in extremes . + +Well , jest on , brothers : I can tell you both +Her suit is granted for her husband's lands . + + +My gracious lord , Henry your foe is taken , +And brought as prisoner to your palace gate . + +See that he be convey'd unto the Tower : +And go we , brothers , to the man that took him , +To question of his apprehension . +Widow , go you along . Lords , use her honourably . + + +Ay , Edward will use women honourably . +Would he were wasted , marrow , bones , and all , +That from his loins no hopeful branch may spring , +To cross me from the golden time I look for ! +And yet , between my soul's desire and me +The lustful Edward's title buried , +Is Clarence , Henry , and his son young Edward , +And all the unlook'd for issue of their bodies , +To take their rooms , ere I can place myself : +A cold premeditation for my purpose ! +Why then , I do but dream on sovereignty ; +Like one that stands upon a promontory , +And spies a far-off shore where he would tread , +Wishing his foot were equal with his eye ; +And chides the sea that sunders him from thence , +Saying , he'll lade it dry to have his way : +So do I wish the crown , being so far off , +And so I chide the means that keep me from it , +And so I say I'll cut the causes off , +Flattering me with impossibilities . +My eye's too quick , my heart o'erweens too much , +Unless my hand and strength could equal them . +Well , say there is no kingdom then for Richard ; +What other pleasure can the world afford ? +I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap , +And deck my body in gay ornaments , +And witch sweet ladies with my words and looks . +O miserable thought ! and more unlikely +Than to accomplish twenty golden crowns . +Why , love forswore me in my mother's womb : +And , for I should not deal in her soft laws , +She did corrupt frail nature with some bribe , +To shrink mine arm up like a wither'd shrub ; +To make an envious mountain on my back , +Where sits deformity to mock my body ; +To shape my legs of an unequal size ; +To disproportion me in every part , +Like to a chaos , or an unlick'd bear-whelp +That carries no impression like the dam . +And am I then a man to be belov'd ? +O monstrous fault ! to harbour such a thought . +Then , since this earth affords no joy to me +But to command , to check , to o'erbear such +As are of better person than myself , +I'll make my heaven to dream upon the crown ; +And , whiles I live , to account this world but hell , +Until my mis-shap'd trunk that bears this head +Be round impaled with a glorious crown . +And yet I know not how to get the crown , +For many lives stand between me and home : +And I , like one lost in a thorny wood , +That rents the thorns and is rent with the thorns , +Seeking a way and straying from the way ; +Not knowing how to find the open air , +But toiling desperately to find it out , +Torment myself to catch the English crown : +And from that torment I will free myself , +Or hew my way out with a bloody axe . +Why , I can smile , and murder while I smile , +And cry , 'Content ,' to that which grieves my heart , +And wet my cheeks with artificial tears , +And frame my face to all occasions . +I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall ; +I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk ; +I'll play the orator as well as Nestor , +Deceive more slily than Ulysses could , +And , like a Sinon , take another Troy . +I can add colours to the chameleon , +Change shapes with Proteus for advantages , +And set the murd'rous Machiavel to school . +Can I do this , and cannot get a crown ? +Tut ! were it further off , I'll pluck it down . + +Fair Queen of England , worthy Margaret , +Sit down with us : it ill befits thy state +And birth , that thou shouldst stand while Lewis doth sit . + +No , mighty King of France : now Margaret +Must strike her sail , and learn a while to serve +Where kings command . I was , I must confess , +Great Albion's queen in former golden days ; +But now mischance hath trod my title down , +And with dishonour laid me on the ground , +Where I must take like seat unto my fortune , +And to my humble seat conform myself . + +Why , say , fair queen , whence springs this deep despair ? + +From such a cause as fills mine eyes with tears +And stops my tongue , while heart is drown'd in cares . + +Whate'er it be , be thou still like thyself , +And sit thee by our side . + +Yield not thy neck +To fortune's yoke , but let thy dauntless mind +Still ride in triumph over all mischance . +Be plain , Queen Margaret , and tell thy grief ; +It shall be eas'd , if France can yield relief . + +Those gracious words revive my drooping thoughts , +And give my tongue-tied sorrows leave to speak . +Now , therefore , be it known to noble Lewis , +That Henry , sole possessor of my love , +Is of a king become a banish'd man , +And forc'd to live in Scotland a forlorn ; +While proud ambitious Edward Duke of York +Usurps the regal title and the seat +Of England's true-anointed lawful king . +This is the cause that I , poor Margaret , +With this my son , Prince Edward , Henry's heir , +Am come to crave thy just and lawful aid ; +And if thou fail us , all our hope is done . +Scotland hath will to help , but cannot help ; +Our people and our peers are both misled , +Our treasure seiz'd , our soldiers put to flight , +And , as thou seest , ourselves in heavy plight . + +Renowned queen , with patience calm the storm , +While we bethink a means to break it off . + +The more we stay , the stronger grows our foe . + +The more I stay , the more I'll succour thee . + +O ! but impatience waiteth on true sorrow : +And see where comes the breeder of my sorrow . + + +What's he , approacheth boldly to our presence ? + +Our Earl of Warwick , Edward's greatest friend . + +Welcome , brave Warwick ! What brings thee to France ? + + +Ay , now begins a second storm to rise ; +For this is he that moves both wind and tide . + +From worthy Edward , King of Albion , +My lord and sovereign , and thy vowed friend , +I come , in kindness and unfeigned love , +First , to do greetings to thy royal person ; +And then to crave a league of amity ; +And lastly to confirm that amity +With nuptial knot , if thou vouchsafe to grant +That virtuous Lady Bona , thy fair sister , +To England's king in lawful marriage . + +If that go forward , Henry's hope is done . + +And , gracious madam , in our king's behalf , +I am commanded , with your leave and favour , +Humbly to kiss your hand , and with my tongue +To tell the passion of my sov'reign's heart ; +Where fame , late entering at his heedful ears , +Hath plac'd thy beauty's image and thy virtue . + +King Lewis and Lady Bona , hear me speak , +Before you answer Warwick . His demand +Springs not from Edward's well-meant honest love , +But from deceit bred by necessity ; +For how can tyrants safely govern home , +Unless abroad they purchase great alliance ? +To prove him tyrant this reason may suffice , +That Henry liveth still ; but were he dead , +Yet here Prince Edward stands , King Henry's son . +Look , therefore , Lewis , that by this league and marriage +Thou draw not on thy danger and dishonour ; +For though usurpers sway the rule awhile , +Yet heavens are just , and time suppresseth wrongs . + +Injurious Margaret ! + +And why not queen ? + +Because thy father Henry did usurp , +And thou no more art prince than she is queen . + +Then Warwick disannuls great John of Gaunt , +Which did subdue the greatest part of Spain ; +And , after John of Gaunt , Henry the Fourth , +Whose wisdom was a mirror to the wisest ; +And , after that wise prince , Henry the Fifth , +Who by his prowess conquered all France : +From these our Henry lineally descends . + +Oxford , how haps it , in this smooth discourse , +You told not how Henry the Sixth hath lost +All that which Henry the Fifth had gotten ? +Methinks these peers of France should smile at that . +But for the rest , you tell a pedigree +Of threescore and two years ; a silly time +To make prescription for a kingdom's worth . + +Why , Warwick , canst thou speak against thy liege , +Whom thou obeyedst thirty and six years , +And not bewray thy treason with a blush ? + +Can Oxford , that did ever fence the right , +Now buckler falsehood with a pedigree ? +For shame ! leave Henry , and call Edward king . + +Call him my king , by whose injurious doom +My elder brother , the Lord Aubrey Vere , +Was done to death ? and more than so , my father , +Even in the downfall of his mellow'd years , +When nature brought him to the door of death ? +No , Warwick , no ; while life upholds this arm , +This arm upholds the house of Lancaster . + +And I the house of York . + +Queen Margaret , Prince Edward , and Oxford , +Vouchsafe at our request to stand aside , +While I use further conference with Warwick . + + +Heaven grant that Warwick's words bewitch him not ! + +Now , Warwick , tell me , even upon thy conscience , +Is Edward your true king ? for I were loath +To link with him that were not lawful chosen . + +Thereon I pawn my credit and mine honour . + +But is he gracious in the people's eye ? + +The more that Henry was unfortunate . + +Then further , all dissembling set aside , +Tell me for truth the measure of his love +Unto our sister Bona . + +Such it seems +As may beseem a monarch like himself . +Myself have often heard him say and swear +That this his love was an eternal plant , +Whereof the root was fix'd in virtue's ground , +The leaves and fruit maintain'd with beauty's sun , +Exempt from envy , but not from disdain , +Unless the Lady Bona quit his pain . + +Now , sister , let us hear your firm resolve . + +Your grant , or your denial , shall be mine : + + +Yet I confess that often ere this day , +When I have heard your king's desert recounted , +Mine ear hath tempted judgment to desire . + +Then , Warwick , thus : our sister shall be Edward's ; +And now forthwith shall articles be drawn +Touching the jointure that your king must make , +Which with her dowry shall be counterpois'd . +Draw near , Queen Margaret , and be a witness +That Bona shall be wife to the English king . + +To Edward , but not to the English king . + +Deceitful Warwick ! it was thy device +By this alliance to make void my suit : +Before thy coming Lewis was Henry's friend . + +And still is friend to him and Margaret : +But if your title to the crown be weak , +As may appear by Edward's good success , +Then 'tis but reason that I be releas'd +From giving aid which late I promised . +Yet shall you have all kindness at my hand +That your estate requires and mine can yield . + +Henry now lives in Scotland at his ease , +Where having nothing , nothing can he lose . +And as for you yourself , our quondam queen , +You have a father able to maintain you , +And better 'twere you troubled him than France . + +Peace ! impudent and shameless Warwick , peace ; +Proud setter up and puller down of kings ; +I will not hence , till , with my talk and tears , +Both full of truth , I make King Lewis behold +Thy sly conveyance and thy lord's false love ; +For both of you are birds of self-same feather . + + +Warwick , this is some post to us or thee . + + +My lord ambassador , these letters are for you , +Sent from your brother , Marquess Montague : +These from our king unto your majesty ; + + +And , madam , these for you ; from whom I know not . + + +I like it well that our fair queen and mistress +Smiles at her news , while Warwick frowns at his . + +Nay , mark how Lewis stamps as he were nettled : +I hope all's for the best . + +Warwick , what are thy news ? and yours , fair queen ? + +Mine , such as fill my heart with unhop'd joys . + +Mine , full of sorrow and heart's discontent . + +What ! has your king married the Lady Grey ? +And now , to soothe your forgery and his , +Sends me a paper to persuade me patience ? +Is this the alliance that he seeks with France ? +Dare he presume to scorn us in this manner ? + +I told your majesty as much before : +This proveth Edward's love and Warwick's honesty . + +King Lewis , I here protest , in sight of heaven , +And by the hope I have of heavenly bliss , +That I am clear from this misdeed of Edward's ; +No more my king , for he dishonours me ; +But most himself , if he could see his shame . +Did I forget that by the house of York +My father came untimely to his death ? +Did I let pass the abuse done to my niece ? +Did I impale him with the regal crown ? +Did I put Henry from his native right ? +And am I guerdon'd at the last with shame ? +Shame on himself ! for my desert is honour : +And , to repair my honour , lost for him , +I here renounce him and return to Henry . +My noble queen , let former grudges pass , +And henceforth I am thy true servitor . +I will revenge his wrong to Lady Bona , +And replant Henry in his former state . + +Warwick , these words have turn'd my hate to love ; +And I forgive and quite forget old faults , +And joy that thou becom'st King Henry's friend . + +So much his friend , ay , his unfeigned friend , +That , if King Lewis vouchsafe to furnish us +With some few bands of chosen soldiers , +I'll undertake to land them on our coast , +And force the tyrant from his seat by war . +'Tis not his new-made bride shall succour him : +And as for Clarence , as my letters tell me , +He's very likely now to fall from him , +For matching more for wanton lust than honour , +Or than for strength and safety of our country . + +Dear brother , how shall Bona be reveng'd , +But by thy help to this distressed queen ? + +Renowned prince , how shall poor Henry live , +Unless thou rescue him from foul despair ? + +My quarrel and this English queen's are one . + +And mine , fair Lady Bona , joins with yours . + +And mine with hers , and thine and Margaret's . +Therefore , at last , I firmly am resolv'd +You shall have aid . + +Let me give humble thanks for all at once . + +Then , England's messenger , return in post , +And tell false Edward , thy supposed king , +That Lewis of France is sending over masquers , +To revel it with him and his new bride . +Thou seest what's past ; go fear thy king withal . + +Tell him , in hope he'll prove a widower shortly , +I'll wear the willow garland for his sake . + +Tell him , my mourning weeds are laid aside , +And I am ready to put armour on . + +Tell him from me , that he hath done me wrong , +And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long . +There's thy reward : be gone . + + +But , Warwick , +Thou and Oxford , with five thousand men , +Shall cross the seas , and bid false Edward battle ; +And , as occasion serves , this noble queen +And prince shall follow with a fresh supply . +Yet ere thou go , but answer me one doubt : +What pledge have we of thy firm loyalty ? + +This shall assure my constant loyalty : +That if our queen and this young prince agree , +I'll join mine eldest daughter and my joy +To him forthwith in holy wedlock bands . + +Yes , I agree , and thank you for your motion . +Son Edward , she is fair and virtuous , +Therefore delay not , give thy hand to Warwick ; +And , with thy hand , thy faith irrevocable , +That only Warwick's daughter shall be thine . + +Yes , I accept her , for she well deserves it ; +And here , to pledge my vow , I give my hand . + + +Why stay we now ? These soldiers shall be levied , +And thou , Lord Bourbon , our high admiral , +Shall waft them over with our royal fleet . +I long till Edward fall by war's mischance , +For mocking marriage with a dame of France . + + +I came from Edward as ambassador , +But I return his sworn and mortal foe : +Matter of marriage was the charge he gave me , +But dreadful war shall answer his demand . +Had he none else to make a stale but me ? +Then none but I shall turn his jest to sorrow . +I was the chief that rais'd him to the crown , +And I'll be chief to bring him down again : +Not that I pity Henry's misery , +But seek revenge on Edward's mockery . + +Now tell me , brother Clarence , what think you +Of this new marriage with the Lady Grey ? +Hath not our brother made a worthy choice ? + +Alas ! you know , 'tis far from hence to France ; +How could he stay till Warwick made return ? + +My lords , forbear this talk ; here comes the king . + +And his well-chosen bride . + +I mind to tell him plainly what I think . + +Now , brother Clarence , how like you our choice , +That you stand pensive , as half malcontent ? + +As well as Lewis of France , or the Earl of Warwick ; +Which are so weak of courage and in judgment +That they'll take no offence at our abuse . + +Suppose they take offence without a cause , +They are but Lewis and Warwick : I am Edward , +Your king and Warwick's , and must have my will . + +And you shall have your will , because our king : +Yet hasty marriage seldom proveth well . + +Yea , brother Richard , are you offended too ? + +Not I : +No , God forbid , that I should wish them sever'd +Whom God hath join'd together ; ay , and 'twere pity +To sunder them that yoke so well together . + +Setting your scorns and your mislike aside , +Tell me some reason why the Lady Grey +Should not become my wife and England's queen : +And you too , Somerset and Montague , +Speak freely what you think . + +Then this is mine opinion : that King Lewis +Becomes your enemy for mocking him +About the marriage of the Lady Bona . + +And Warwick , doing what you gave in charge , +Is now dishonoured by this new marriage . + +What if both Lewis and Warwick be appeas'd +By such invention as I can devise ? + +Yet to have join'd with France in such alliance +Would more have strengthen'd this our commonwealth +'Gainst foreign storms , than any home-bred marriage . + +Why , knows not Montague , that of itself +England is safe , if true within itself ? + +Yes ; but the safer when 'tis back'd with France . + +'Tis better using France than trusting France : +Let us be back'd with God and with the seas +Which he hath given for fence impregnable , +And with their helps only defend ourselves : +In them and in ourselves our safety lies . + +For this one speech Lord Hastings well deserves +To have the heir of the Lord Hungerford . + +Ay , what of that ? it was my will and grant ; +And for this once my will shall stand for law . + +And yet methinks your Grace hath not done well , +To give the heir and daughter of Lord Scales +Unto the brother of your loving bride : +She better would have fitted me or Clarence : +But in your bride you bury brotherhood . + +Or else you would not have bestow'd the heir +Of the Lord Bonville on your new wife's son , +And leave your brothers to go speed elsewhere . + +Alas , poor Clarence , is it for a wife +That thou art malcontent ? I will provide thee . + +In choosing for yourself you show'd your judgment , +Which being shallow , you shall give me leave +To play the broker on mine own behalf ; +And to that end I shortly mind to leave you . + +Leave me , or tarry , Edward will be king , +And not be tied unto his brother's will . + +My lords , before it pleas'd his majesty +To raise my state to title of a queen , +Do me but right , and you must all-confess +That I was not ignoble of descent ; +And meaner than myself have had like fortune . +But as this title honours me and mine , +So your dislikes , to whom I would be pleasing , +Do cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow . + +My love , forbear to fawn upon their frowns : +What danger or what sorrow can befall thee , +So long as Edward is thy constant friend , +And their true sovereign , whom they must obey ? +Nay , whom they shall obey , and love thee too , +Unless they seek for hatred at my hands ; +Which if they do , yet will I keep thee safe , +And they shall feel the vengeance of my wrath . + +I hear , yet say not much , but think the more . + + +Now , messenger , what letters or what news +From France ? + +My sovereign liege , no letters ; and few words ; +But such as I , without your special pardon , +Dare not relate . + +Go to , we pardon thee : therefore , in brief , +Tell me their words as near as thou canst guess them . +What answer makes King Lewis unto our letters ? + +At my depart these were his very words : +'Go tell false Edward , thy supposed king , +That Lewis of France is sending over masquers , +To revel it with him and his new bride .' + +Is Lewis so brave ? belike he thinks me Henry . +But what said Lady Bona to my marriage ? + +These were her words , utter'd with mild disdain : +'Tell him , in hope he'll prove a widower shortly , +I'll wear the willow garland for his sake .' + +I blame not her , she could say little less ; +She had the wrong . But what said Henry's queen ? +For I have heard that she was there in place . + +'Tell him ,' quoth she , 'my mourning weeds are done , +And I am ready to put armour on .' + +Belike she minds to play the Amazon . +But what said Warwick to these injuries ? + +He , more incens'd against your majesty +Than all the rest , discharg'd me with these words : +'Tell him from me that he hath done me wrong , +And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long .' + +Ha ! durst the traitor breathe out so proud words ? +Well , I will arm me , being thus forewarn'd : +They shall have wars , and pay for their presumption . +But say , is Warwick friends with Margaret ? + +Ay , gracious sovereign ; they are so link'd in friendship , +That young Prince Edward marries Warwick's daughter . + +Belike the elder ; Clarence will have the younger . +Now , brother king , farewell , and sit you fast , +For I will hence to Warwick's other daughter ; +That , though I want a kingdom , yet in marriage +I may not prove inferior to yourself . +You , that love me and Warwick , follow me . + + +Not I . +My thoughts aim at a further matter ; I +Stay not for love of Edward , but the crown . + +Clarence and Somerset both gone to Warwick ! +Yet am I arm'd against the worst can happen , +And haste is needful in this desperate case . +Pembroke and Stafford , you in our behalf +Go levy men , and make prepare for war : +They are already , or quickly will be landed : +Myself in person will straight follow you , + +But ere I go , Hastings and Montague , +Resolve my doubt . You twain , of all the rest , +Are near to Warwick by blood , and by alliance : +Tell me if you love Warwick more than me ? +If it be so , then both depart to him ; +I rather wish you foes than hollow friends : +But if you mind to hold your true obedience , +Give me assurance with some friendly vow +That I may never have you in suspect . + +So God help Montague as he proves true ! + +And Hastings as he favours Edward's cause ! + +Now , brother Richard , will you stand by us ? + +Ay , in despite of all that shall withstand you . + +Why , so ! then am I sure of victory . +Now therefore let us hence ; and lose no hour +Till we meet Warwick with his foreign power . + + +Trust me , my lord , all hitherto goes well ; +The common people by numbers swarm to us . + + +But see where Somerset and Clarence come ! + +Speak suddenly , my lords , are we all friends ? + +Fear not that , my lord . + +Then , gentle Clarence , welcome unto Warwick ; +And welcome , Somerset : I hold it cowardice , +To rest mistrustful where a noble heart +Hath pawn'd an open hand in sign of love ; +Else might I think that Clarence , Edward's brother , +Were but a feigned friend to our proceedings : +But welcome , sweet Clarence ; my daughter shall be thine . +And now what rests , but in night's coverture , +Thy brother being carelessly encamp'd , +His soldiers lurking in the towns about , +And but attended by a simple guard , +We may surprise and take him at our pleasure ? +Our scouts have found the adventure very easy . +That as Ulysses , and stout Diomede , +With sleight and manhood stole to Rhesus' tents , +And brought from thence the Thracian fatal steeds ; +So we , well cover'd with the night's black mantle , +At unawares may beat down Edward's guard , +And seize himself ; I say not , slaughter him , +For I intend but only to surprise him . +You , that will follow me to this attempt , +Applaud the name of Henry with your leader . + +Why , then , let's on our way in silent sort . +For Warwick and his friends , God and Saint George ! + + +Come on , my masters , each man take his stand ; +The king , by this , is set him down to sleep . + +What , will he not to bed ? + +Why , no : for he hath made a solemn vow +Never to lie and take his natural rest +Till Warwick or himself be quite suppress'd . + +To-morrow then belike shall be the day , +If Warwick be so near as men report . + +But say , I pray , what nobleman is that +That with the king here resteth in his tent ? + +'Tis the Lord Hastings , the king's chiefest friend . + +O ! is it so ? But why commands the king +That his chief followers lodge in towns about him , +While he himself keeps in the cold field ? + +'Tis the more honour , because the more dangerous . + +Ay , but give me worship and quietness ; +I like it better than a dangerous honour . +If Warwick knew in what estate he stands , +'Tis to be doubted he would waken him . + +Unless our halberds did shut up his passage . + +Ay ; wherefore else guard we his royal tent , +But to defend his person from night-foes ? + + +This is his tent ; and see where stand his guard . +Courage , my masters ! honour now or never ! +But follow me , and Edward shall be ours . + +Who goes there ? + +Stay , or thou diest . + + +What are they that fly there ? + +Richard and Hastings : let them go ; here's the duke . + +The duke ! Why , Warwick , when we parted last , +Thou call'dst me king ! + +Ay , but the case is alter'd : +When you disgrac'd me in my embassade , +Then I degraded you from being king , +And come now to create you Duke of York . +Alas ! how should you govern any kingdom , +That know not how to use ambassadors , +Nor how to be contented with one wife , +Nor how to use your brothers brotherly , +Nor how to study for the people's welfare , +Nor how to shroud yourself from enemies ? + +Yea , brother of Clarence , art thou here too ? +Nay , then , I see that Edward needs must down . +Yet , Warwick , in despite of all mischance , +Of thee thyself , and all thy complices , +Edward will always bear himself as king : +Though Fortune's malice overthrow my state , +My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel . + +Then , for his mind , be Edward England's king : + +But Henry now shall wear the English crown , +And be true king indeed , thou but the shadow . +My Lord of Somerset , at my request , +See that forthwith Duke Edward be convey'd +Unto my brother , Archbishop of York . +When I have fought with Pembroke and his fellows , +I'll follow you , and tell what answer +Lewis and the Lady Bona send to him : +Now , for a while farewell , good Duke of York . + +What fates impose , that men must needs abide ; +It boots not to resist both wind and tide . + + +What now remains , my lords , for us to do , +But march to London with our soldiers ? + +Ay , that's the first thing that we have to do ; +To free King Henry from imprisonment , +And see him seated in the regal throne . + + +Madam , what makes you in this sudden change ? + +Why , brother Rivers , are you yet to learn , +What late misfortune is befall'n King Edward ? + +What ! loss of some pitch'd battle against Warwick ? + +No , but the loss of his own royal person . + +Then is my sovereign slain ? + +Ay , almost slain , for he is taken prisoner ; +Either betray'd by falsehood of his guard +Or by his foe surpris'd at unawares : +And , as I further have to understand , +Is new committed to the Bishop of York , +Fell Warwick's brother , and by that our foe . + +These news , I must confess , are full of grief ; +Yet , gracious madam , bear it as you may : +Warwick may lose , that now hath won the day . + +Till then fair hope must hinder life's decay . +And I the rather wean me from despair +For love of Edward's offspring in my womb : +This is it that makes me bridle passion , +And bear with mildness my misfortune's cross ; +Ay , ay , for this I draw in many a tear , +And stop the rising of blood-sucking sighs , +Lest with my sighs or tears I blast or drown +King Edward's fruit , true heir to the English crown . + +But , madam , where is Warwick then become ? + +I am inform'd that he comes towards London , +To set the crown once more on Henry's head : +Guess thou the rest ; King Edward's friends must down . +But , to prevent the tyrant's violence , +For trust not him that hath once broken faith , +I'll hence forthwith unto the sanctuary , +To save at least the heir of Edward's right : +There shall I rest secure from force and fraud . +Come , therefore ; let us fly while we may fly : +If Warwick take us we are sure to die . + + +Now , my Lord Hastings and Sir William Stanley , +Leave off to wonder why I drew you hither , +Into this chiefest thicket of the park . +Thus stands the case . You know , our king , my brother , +Is prisoner to the bishop here , at whose hands +He hath good usage and great liberty , +And often but attended with weak guard , +Comes hunting this way to disport himself . +I have advertis'd him by secret means , +That if about this hour he make this way , +Under the colour of his usual game , +He shall here find his friends , with horse and men +To set him free from his captivity . + + +This way , my lord , for this way lies the game . + +Nay , this way , man : see where the huntsmen stand . +Now , brother of Gloucester , Lord Hastings , and the rest , +Stand you thus close , to steal the bishop's deer ? + +Brother , the time and case requireth haste . +Your horse stands ready at the park corner . + +But whither shall we then ? + +To Lynn , my lord ; and ship from thence to Flanders . + +Well guess'd , believe me ; for that was my meaning . + +Stanley , I will requite thy forwardness . + +But wherefore stay we ? 'tis no time to talk . + +Huntsman , what sayst thou ? wilt thou go along ? + +Better do so than tarry and be hang'd . + +Come then , away ; let's ha' no more ado . + +Bishop , farewell : shield thee from Warwick's frown , +And pray that I may repossess the crown . + +Master lieutenant , now that God and friends +Have shaken Edward from the regal seat , +And turn'd my captive state to liberty , +My fear to hope , my sorrows unto joys , +At our enlargement what are thy due fees ? + +Subjects may challenge nothing of their sovereigns ; +But if a humble prayer may prevail , +I then crave pardon of your majesty . + +For what , lieutenant ? for well using me ? +Nay , be thou sure , I'll well requite thy kindness , +For that it made my imprisonment a pleasure ; +Ay , such a pleasure as encaged birds +Conceive , when , after many moody thoughts +At last by notes of household harmony +They quite forget their loss of liberty . +But , Warwick , after God , thou set'st me free , +And chiefly therefore I thank God and thee ; +He was the author , thou the instrument . +Therefore , that I may conquer Fortune's spite +By living low , where Fortune cannot hurt me , +And that the people of this blessed land +May not be punish'd with my thwarting stars , +Warwick , although my head still wear the crown , +I here resign my government to thee , +For thou art fortunate in all thy deeds . + +Your Grace hath still been fam'd for virtuous ; +And now may seem as wise as virtuous , +By spying and avoiding Fortune's malice ; +For few men rightly temper with the stars : +Yet in this one thing let me blame your Grace , +For choosing me when Clarence is in place . + +No , Warwick , thou art worthy of the sway , +To whom the heavens , in thy nativity +Adjudg'd an olive branch and laurel crown , +As likely to be blest in peace , and war ; +And therefore I yield thee my free consent . + +And I choose Clarence only for protector . + +Warwick and Clarence , give me both your hands : +Now join your hands , and with your hands your hearts , +That no dissension hinder government : +I make you both protectors of this land , +While I myself will lead a private life , +And in devotion spend my latter days , +To sin's rebuke and my Creator's praise . + +What answers Clarence to his sovereign's will ? + +That he consents , if Warwick yield consent ; +For on thy fortune I repose myself . + +Why then , though loath , yet must I be content : +We'll yoke together , like a double shadow +To Henry's body , and supply his place ; +I mean , in bearing weight of government , +While he enjoys the honour and his ease . +And , Clarence , now then it is more than needful +Forthwith that Edward be pronounc'd a traitor , +And all his lands and goods be confiscate . + +What else ? and that succession be determin'd . + +Ay , therein Clarence shall not want his part . + +But , with the first of all your chief affairs , +Let me entreat , for I command no more , +That Margaret your queen , and my son Edward , +Be sent for , to return from France with speed : +For , till I see them here , by doubtful fear +My joy of liberty is half eclips'd . + +It shall be done , my sov'reign , with all speed . + +My Lord of Somerset , what youth is that +Of whom you seem to have so tender care ? + +My liege , it is young Henry , Earl of Richmond . + +Come hither , England's hope : + +If secret powers +Suggest but truth to my divining thoughts , +This pretty lad will prove our country's bliss . +His looks are full of peaceful majesty , +His head by nature fram'd to wear a crown , +His hand to wield a sceptre , and himself +Likely in time to bless a regal throne . +Make much of him , my lords ; for this is he +Must help you more than you are hurt by me . + + +What news , my friend ? + +That Edward is escaped from your brother , +And fled , as he hears since , to Burgundy . + +Unsavoury news ! but how made he escape ? + +He was convey'd by Richard Duke of Gloucester , +And the Lord Hastings , who attended him +In secret ambush on the forest side , +And from the bishop's huntsmen rescu'd him : +For hunting was his daily exercise . + +My brother was too careless of his charge . +But let us hence , my sovereign , to provide +A salve for any sore that may betide . + + +My lord , I like not of this flight of Edward's ; +For doubtless Burgundy will yield him help , +And we shall have more wars before't be long . +As Henry's late presaging prophecy +Did glad my heart with hope of this young Richmond , +So doth my heart misgive me , in these conflicts +What may befall him to his harm and ours : +Therefore , Lord Oxford , to prevent the worst , +Forthwith we'll send him hence to Brittany , +Till storms be past of civil enmity . + +Ay , for if Edward repossess the crown , +'Tis like that Richmond with the rest shall down . + +It shall be so ; he shall to Brittany . +Come , therefore , let's about it speedily . + + +Now , brother Richard , Lord Hastings , and the rest , +Yet thus far Fortune maketh us amends , +And says , that once more I shall interchange +My waned state for Henry's regal crown . +Well have we pass'd , and now repass'd the seas , +And brought desired help from Burgundy : +What then remains , we being thus arriv'd +From Ravenspurgh haven before the gates of York , +But that we enter , as into our dukedom ? + +The gates made fast ! Brother , I like not this ; +For many men that stumble at the threshold +Are well foretold that danger lurks within . + +Tush , man ! abodements must not now affright us . +By fair or foul means we must enter in , +For hither will our friends repair to us . + +My liege , I'll knock once more to summon them . + + +My lords , we were forewarned of your coming , +And shut the gates for safety of ourselves ; +For now we owe allegiance unto Henry . + +But , Master Mayor , if Henry be your king , +Yet Edward , at the least , is Duke of York . + +True , my good lord , I know you for no less . + +Why , and I challenge nothing but my dukedom , +As being well content with that alone . + +But when the fox hath once got in his nose , +He'll soon find means to make the body follow . + +Why , Master Mayor , why stand you in a doubt ? +Open the gates ; we are King Henry's friends . + +Ay , say you so ? the gates shall then be open'd . + + +A wise stout captain , and soon persuaded . + +The good old man would fain that all were well , +So 'twere not 'long of him ; but being enter'd , +I doubt not , I , but we shall soon persuade +Both him and all his brothers unto reason . + + +So , Master Mayor : these gates must not be shut +But in the night , or in the time of war . +What ! fear not , man , but yield me up the keys ; + +For Edward will defend the town and thee , +And all those friends that deign to follow me . + + +Brother , this is Sir John Montgomery , +Our trusty friend , unless I be deceiv'd . + +Welcome , Sir John ! but why come you in arms ? + +To help King Edward in his time of storm , +As every loyal subject ought to do . + +Thanks , good Montgomery ; but we now forget +Our title to the crown , and only claim +Our dukedom till God please to send the rest . + +Then fare you well , for I will hence again : +I came to serve a king and not a duke . +Drummer , strike up , and let us march away . + + +Nay , stay , Sir John , awhile ; and we'll debate +By what safe means the crown may be recover'd . + +What talk you of debating ? in few words , +If you'll not here proclaim yourself our king . +I'll leave you to your fortune , and be gone +To keep them back that come to succour you . +Why shall we fight , if you pretend no title ? + +Why , brother , wherefore stand you on nice points ? + +When we grow stronger then we'll make our claim ; +Till then , 'tis wisdom to conceal our meaning . + +Away with scrupulous wit ! now arms must rule . + +And fearless minds climb soonest unto crowns . +Brother , we will proclaim you out of hand ; +The bruit thereof will bring you many friends . + +Then be it as you will ; for 'tis my right , +And Henry but usurps the diadem . + +Ay , now my sov'reign speaketh like himself ; +And now will I be Edward's champion . + +Sound , trumpet ! Edward shall be here proclaim'd ; +Come , fellow soldier , make thou proclamation . + + +Edward the Fourth , by the grace of God , King of England and France , and Lord of Ireland , &c . + +And whosoe'er gainsays King Edward's right , +By this I challenge him to single fight . + + +Long live Edward the Fourth ! + +Thanks , brave Montgomery ;and thanks unto you all : +If Fortune serve me , I'll requite this kindness . +Now , for this night , let's harbour here in York ; +And when the morning sun shall raise his car +Above the border of this horizon , +We'll forward towards Warwick , and his mates ; +For well I wot that Henry is no soldier . +Ah , froward Clarence , how evil it beseems thee +To flatter Henry , and forsake thy brother ! +Yet , as we may , we'll meet both thee and Warwick . +Come on , brave soldiers : doubt not of the day ; +And , that once gotten , doubt not of large pay . + + +What counsel , lords ? Edward from Belgia , +With hasty Germans and blunt Hollanders , +Hath pass'd in safety through the narrow seas , +And with his troops doth march amain to London ; +And many giddy people flock to him . + +Let's levy men , and beat him back again . + +A little fire is quickly trodden out , +Which , being suffer'd , rivers cannot quench . + +In Warwickshire I have true-hearted friends , +Not mutinous in peace , yet bold in war ; +Those will I muster up : and thou , son Clarence , +Shalt stir up in Suffolk , Norfolk , and in Kent , +The knights and gentlemen to come with thee : +Thou , brother Montague , in Buckingham , +Northampton , and in Leicestershire , shalt find +Men well inclin'd to hear what thou command'st : +And thou , brave Oxford , wondrous well belov'd +In Oxfordshire , shalt muster up thy friends . +My sov'reign , with the loving citizens , +Like to his island girt in with the ocean , +Or modest Dian circled with her nymphs , +Shall rest in London till we come to him . +Fair lords , take leave , and stand not to reply . +Farewell , my sovereign . + +Farewell , my Hector , and my Troy's true hope . + +In sign of truth , I kiss your highness' hand . + +Well-minded Clarence , be thou fortunate ! + +Comfort , my lord ; and so , I take my leave . + +And thus I seal my truth , and bid adieu . + +Sweet Oxford , and my loving Montague , +And all at once , once more a happy farewell . + +Farewell , sweet lords : let's meet at Coventry . + + +Here at the palace will I rest awhile . +Cousin of Exeter , what thinks your lordship ? +Methinks the power that Edward hath in field +Should not be able to encounter mine . + +The doubt is that he will seduce the rest . + +That's not my fear ; my meed hath got me fame : +I have not stopp'd mine ears to their demands , +Nor posted off their suits with slow delays ; +My pity hath been balm to heal their wounds , +My mildness hath allay'd their swelling griefs , +My mercy dried their water-flowing tears ; +I have not been desirous of their wealth ; +Nor much oppress'd them with great subsidies , +Nor forward of revenge , though they much err'd . +Then why should they love Edward more than me ? +No , Exeter , these graces challenge grace : +And , when the lion fawns upon the lamb , +The lamb will never cease to follow him . + + +Hark , hark , my lord ! what shouts are these ? + + +Seize on the shame-fac'd Henry ! bear him hence : +And once again proclaim us King of England . +You are the fount that makes small brooks to flow : +Now stops thy spring ; my sea shall suck them dry , +And swell so much the higher by their ebb . +Hence with him to the Tower ! let him not speak . + +And , lords , towards Coventry bend we our course , +Where peremptory Warwick now remains : +The sun shines hot ; and , if we use delay , +Cold biting winter mars our hop'd-for hay . + +Away betimes , before his forces join , +And take the great-grown traitor unawares : +Brave warriors , march amain towards Coventry . + +Where is the post that came from valiant Oxford ? +How far hence is thy lord , mine honest fellow ? + +By this at Dunsmore , marching hitherward . + +How far off is our brother Montague ? +Where is the post that came from Montague ? + +By this at Daintry , with a puissant troop . + + +Say , Somerville , what says my loving son ? +And , by thy guess , how nigh is Clarence now ? + +At Southam I did leave him with his forces , +And do expect him here some two hours hence . + + +Then Clarence is at hand , I hear his drum . + +It is not his , my lord ; here Southam lies : +The drum your honour hears marcheth from Warwick . + +Who should that be ? belike , unlook'd for friends . + +They are at hand , and you shall quickly know . + + +Go , trumpet , to the walls , and sound a parle . + +See how the surly Warwick mans the wall . + +O , unbid spite ! is sportful Edward come ? +Where slept our scouts , or how are they seduc'd , +That we could hear no news of his repair ? + +Now , Warwick , wilt thou ope the city gates , +Speak gentle words , and humbly bend thy knee ? +Call Edward king , and at his hands beg mercy ? +And he shall pardon thee these outrages . + +Nay , rather , wilt thou draw thy forces hence , +Confess who set thee up and pluck'd thee down ? +Call Warwick patron , and be penitent ; +And thou shalt still remain the Duke of York . + +I thought , at least , he would have said the king ; +Or did he make the jest against his will ? + +Is not a dukedom , sir , a goodly gift ? + +Ay , by my faith , for a poor earl to give : +I'll do thee service for so good a gift . + +'Twas I that gave the kingdom to thy brother . + +Why then 'tis mine , if but by Warwick's gift . + +Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight : +And , weakling , Warwick takes his gift again ; +And Henry is my king , Warwick his subject . + +But Warwick's king is Edward's prisoner ; +And , gallant Warwick , do but answer this , +What is the body , when the head is off ? + +Alas ! that Warwick had no more forecast , +But , whiles he thought to steal the single ten , +The king was slily finger'd from the deck . +You left poor Henry at the bishop's palace , +And , ten to one , you'll meet him in the Tower . + +'Tis even so : yet you are Warwick still . + +Come , Warwick , take the time ; kneel down , kneel down : +Nay , when ? strike now , or else the iron cools . + +I had rather chop this hand off at a blow , +And with the other fling it at thy face , +Than bear so low a sail to strike to thee . + +Sail how thou canst , have wind and tide thy friend ; +This hand , fast wound about thy coal-black hair , +Shall , whiles thy head is warm and new cut off , +Write in the dust this sentence with thy blood : +'Wind-changing Warwick now can change no more .' + + +O cheerful colours ! see where Oxford comes ! + +Oxford , Oxford , for Lancaster ! + + +The gates are open , let us enter too . + +So other foes may set upon our backs . +Stand we in good array ; for they no doubt +Will issue out again and bid us battle : +If not , the city being but of small defence , +We'll quickly rouse the traitors in the same . + +O ! welcome , Oxford ! for we want thy help . + + +Montague , Montague , for Lancaster ! + + +Thou and thy brother both shall buy this treason +Even with the dearest blood your bodies bear . + +The harder match'd , the greater victory : +My mind presageth happy gain , and conquest . + + +Somerset , Somerset , for Lancaster ! + + +Two of thy name , both Dukes of Somerset , +Have sold their lives unto the house of York ; +And thou shalt be the third , if this sword hold . + + +And lo ! where George of Clarence sweeps along , +Of force enough to bid his brother battle ; +With whom an upright zeal to right prevails +More than the nature of a brother's love . +Come , Clarence , come ; thou wilt , if Warwick call . + +Father of Warwick , know you what this means ? + +Look here , I throw my infamy at thee : +I will not ruinate my father's house , +Who gave his blood to lime the stones together , +And set up Lancaster . Why , trow'st thou , Warwick , +That Clarence is so harsh , so blunt , unnatural , +To bend the fatal instruments of war +Against his brother and his lawful king ? +Perhaps thou wilt object my holy oath : +To keep that oath were more impiety +Than Jephthah's , when he sacrific'd his daughter . +I am so sorry for my trespass made +That , to deserve well at my brother's hands , +I here proclaim myself thy mortal foe ; +With resolution , wheresoe'er I meet thee +As I will meet thee if thou stir abroad +To plague thee for thy foul misleading me . +And so , proud-hearted Warwick , I defy thee , +And to my brother turn my blushing cheeks . +Pardon me , Edward , I will make amends ; +And , Richard , do not frown upon my faults , +For I will henceforth be no more unconstant . + +Now welcome more , and ten times more belov'd , +Than if thou never hadst deserv'd our hate . + +Welcome , good Clarence ; this is brother-like . + +O passing traitor , perjur'd , and unjust ! + +What , Warwick , wilt thou leave the town , and fight ? +Or shall we beat the stones about thine ears ? + +Alas ! I am not coop'd here for defence : +I will away towards Barnet presently , +And bid thee battle , Edward , if thou dar'st . + +Yes , Warwick , Edward dares , and leads the way . +Lords , to the field ; Saint George and victory ! + + +So , lie thou there : die thou , and die our fear ; +For Warwick was a bug that fear'd us all . +Now Montague , sit fast ; I seek for thee , +That Warwick's bones may keep thine company . + + +Ah ! who is nigh ? come to me , friend or foe , +And tell me who is victor , York or Warwick ? +Why ask I that ? my mangled body shows , +My blood , my want of strength , my sick heart shows , +That I must yield my body to the earth , +And , by my fall , the conquest to my foe . +Thus yields the cedar to the axe's edge , +Whose arms gave shelter to the princely eagle , +Under whose shade the ramping lion slept , +Whose top branch overpeer'd Jove's spreading tree , +And kept low shrubs from winter's powerful wind . +These eyes , that now are dimm'd with death's black veil , +Have been as piercing as the mid-day sun , +To search the secret treasons of the world : +The wrinkles in my brows , now fill'd with blood , +Were liken'd oft to kingly sepulchres ; +For who liv'd king , but I could dig his grave ? +And who durst smile when Warwick bent his brow ? +Lo ! now my glory smear'd in dust and blood ; +My parks , my walks , my manors that I had , +Even now forsake me ; and , of all my lands +Is nothing left me but my body's length . +Why , what is pomp , rule , reign , but earth and dust ? +And , live we how we can , yet die we must . + + +Ah ! Warwick , Warwick , wert thou as we are , +We might recover all our loss again . +The queen from France hath brought a puissant power ; +Even now we heard the news . Ah ! couldst thou fly . + +Why , then , I would not fly . Ah ! Montague , +If thou be there , sweet brother , take my hand , +And with thy lips keep in my soul awhile . +Thou lov'st me not ; for , brother , if thou didst , +Thy tears would wash this cold congealed blood +That glues my lips and will not let me speak . +Come quickly , Montague , or I am dead . + +Ah ! Warwick , Montague hath breath'd his last ; +And to the latest gasp , cried out for Warwick , +And said , 'Commend me to my valiant brother .' +And more he would have said ; and more he spoke , +Which sounded like a clamour in a vault , +That mought not be distinguish'd : but at last +I well might hear , deliver'd with a groan , +'O ! farewell , Warwick !' + +Sweet rest his soul ! Fly , lords , and save yourselves ; +For Warwick bids you all farewell , to meet in heaven . + + +Away , away , to meet the queen's great power . + + +Thus far our fortune keeps an upward course , +And we are grac'd with wreaths of victory . +But in the midst of this bright-shining day , +I spy a black , suspicious , threat'ning cloud , +That will encounter with our glorious sun , +Ere he attain his easeful western bed : +I mean , my lords , those powers that the queen +Hath rais'd in Gallia , have arriv'd our coast , +And , as we hear , march on to fight with us . + +A little gale will soon disperse that cloud , +And blow it to the source from whence it came : +Thy very beams will dry those vapours up , +For every cloud engenders not a storm . + +The queen is valu'd thirty thousand strong , +And Somerset , with Oxford , fled to her : +If she have time to breathe , be well assur'd +Her faction will be full as strong as ours . + +We are advertis'd by our loving friends +That they do hold their course toward Tewksbury . +We , having now the best at Barnet field , +Will thither straight , for willingness rids way ; +And , as we march , our strength will be augmented +In every county as we go along . +Strike up the drum ! cry 'Courage !' and away . + + +Great lords , wise men ne'er sit and wail their loss , +But cheerly seek how to redress their harms . +What though the mast be now blown over-board , +The cable broke , the holding anchor lost , +And half our sailors swallow'd in the flood ? +Yet lives our pilot still : is't meet that he +Should leave the helm and like a fearful lad +With tearful eyes add water to the sea , +And give more strength to that which hath too much ; +Whiles in his moan the ship splits on the rock , +Which industry and courage might have sav'd ? +Ah ! what a shame ! ah , what a fault were this . +Say , Warwick was our anchor ; what of that ? +And Montague our top-mast ; what of him ? +Our slaughter'd friends the tackles ; what of these ? +Why , is not Oxford here another anchor ? +And Somerset , another goodly mast ? +The friends of France our shrouds and tacklings ? +And , though unskilful , why not Ned and I +For once allow'd the skilful pilot's charge ? +We will not from the helm , to sit and weep , +But keep our course , though the rough wind say no , +From shelves and rocks that threaten us with wrack . +As good to chide the waves as speak them fair . +And what is Edward but a ruthless sea ? +What Clarence but a quicksand of deceit ? +And Richard but a ragged fatal rock ? +All those the enemies to our poor bark . +Say you can swim ; alas ! 'tis but a while : +Tread on the sand ; why , there you quickly sink : +Bestride the rock ; the tide will wash you off , +Or else you famish ; that's a threefold death . +This speak I , lords , to let you understand , +In case some one of you would fly from us , +That there's no hop'd-for mercy with the brothers +More than with ruthless waves , with sands and rocks . +Why , courage , then ! what cannot be avoided +'Twere childish weakness to lament or fear . + +Methinks a woman of this valiant spirit +Should , if a coward heard her speak these words , +Infuse his breast with magnanimity , +And make him , naked , foil a man at arms . +I speak not this , as doubting any here ; +For did I but suspect a fearful man , +He should have leave to go away betimes , +Lest in our need he might infect another , +And make him of like spirit to himself . +If any such be here , as God forbid ! +Let him depart before we need his help . + +Women and children of so high a courage , +And warriors faint ! why , 'twere perpetual shame . +O brave young prince ! thy famous grandfather +Doth live again in thee : long mayst thou live +To bear his image and renew his glories ! + +And he , that will not fight for such a hope , +Go home to bed , and , like the owl by day , +If he arise , be mock'd and wonder'd at . + +Thanks , gentle Somerset : sweet Oxford , thanks . + +And take his thanks that yet hath nothing else . + + +Prepare you , lords , for Edward is at hand , +Ready to fight ; therefore be resolute . + +I thought no less : it is his policy +To haste thus fast , to find us unprovided . + +But he's deceiv'd ; we are in readiness . + +This cheers my heart to see your forwardness . + +Here pitch our battle ; hence we will not budge . + + +Brave followers , yonder stands the thorny wood , +Which , by the heavens' assistance , and your strength , +Must by the roots be hewn up yet ere night . +I need not add more fuel to your fire , +For well I wot ye blaze to burn them out : +Give signal to the fight , and to it , lords . + +Lords , knights , and gentlemen , what I should say +My tears gainsay ; for every word I speak , +Ye see , I drink the water of mine eyes . +Therefore , no more but this : Henry , your sovereign , +Is prisoner to the foe ; his state usurp'd , +His realm a slaughter house , his subjects slain , +His statutes cancell'd , and his treasure spent ; +And yonder is the wolf that makes this spoil . +You fight in justice : then , in God's name , lords , +Be valiant , and give signal to the fight . + + +Now , here a period of tumultuous broils . +Away with Oxford to Hames Castle straight : +For Somerset , off with his guilty head . +Go , bear them hence ; I will not hear them speak . + +For my part , I'll not trouble thee with words . + +Nor I , but stoop with patience to my fortune . + + +So part we sadly in this troublous world , +To meet with joy in sweet Jerusalem . + +Is proclamation made , that who finds Edward +Shall have a high reward , and he his life ? + +It is : and lo , where youthful Edward comes . + + +Bring forth the gallant : let us hear him speak . +What ! can so young a thorn begin to prick ? +Edward , what satisfaction canst thou make , +For bearing arms , for stirring up my subjects , +And all the trouble thou hast turn'd me to ? + +Speak like a subject , proud ambitious York ! +Suppose that I am now my father's mouth : +Resign thy chair , and where I stand kneel thou , +Whilst I propose the self-same words to thee , +Which , traitor , thou wouldst have me answer to . + +Ah ! that thy father had been so resolv'd . + +That you might still have worn the petticoat , +And ne'er have stol'n the breech from Lancaster . + +Let sop fable in a winter's night ; +His currish riddles sort not with this place . + +By heaven , brat , I'll plague you for that word . + +Ay , thou wast born to be a plague to men . + +For God's sake , take away this captive scold . + +Nay , take away this scolding crookback rather . + +Peace , wilful boy , or I will charm your tongue . + +Untutor'd lad , thou art too malapert . + +I know my duty ; you are all undutiful : +Lascivious Edward , and thou perjur'd George , +And thou mis-shapen Dick , I tell ye all , +I am your better , traitors as ye are ; +And thou usurp'st my father's right and mine . + +Take that , the likeness of this railer here . + + +Sprawl'st thou ? take that , to end thy agony . + + +And there's for twitting me with perjury . + + +O , kill me too ! + +Marry , and shall . + + +Hold , Richard , hold ! for we have done too much . + +Why should she live , to fill the world with words ? + +What ! doth she swoon ? use means for her recovery . + +Clarence , excuse me to the king , my brother ; +I'll hence to London on a serious matter : +Ere ye come there , be sure to hear some news . + +What ? what ? + +The Tower ! the Tower ! + + +O Ned , sweet Ned ! speak to thy mother , boy ! +Canst thou not speak ? O traitors ! murderers ! +They that stabb'd C sar shed no blood at all , +Did not offend , nor were not worthy blame , +If this foul deed were by , to equal it : +He was a man ; this , in respect , a child ; +And men ne'er spend their fury on a child . +What's worse than murderer , that I may name it ? +No , no , my heart will burst , an if I speak : +And I will speak , that so my heart may burst . +Butchers and villains ! bloody cannibals ! +How sweet a plant have you untimely cropp'd ! +You have no children , butchers ! if you had , +The thought of them would have stirr'd up remorse : +But if you ever chance to have a child , +Look in his youth to have him so cut off +As , deathsmen , you have rid this sweet young prince ! + +Away with her ! go , bear her hence perforce . + +Nay , never bear me hence , dispatch me here : +Here sheathe thy sword , I'll pardon thee my death . +What ! wilt thou not ? then , Clarence , do it thou . + +By heaven , I will not do thee so much ease . + +Good Clarence , do ; sweet Clarence , do thou do it . + +Didst thou not hear me swear I would not do it ? + +Ay , but thou usest to forswear thyself : +'Twas sin before , but now 'tis charity . +What ! wilt thou not ? Where is that devil's butcher , +Hard-favour'd Richard ? Richard , where art thou ? +Thou art not here : murder is thy alms-deed ; +Petitioners for blood thou ne'er put'st back . + +Away , I say ! I charge ye , bear her hence . + +So come to you and yours , as to this prince ! + + +Where's Richard gone ? + +To London , all in post ; and , as I guess , +To make a bloody supper in the Tower . + +He's sudden if a thing comes in his head . +Now march we hence : discharge the common sort +With pay and thanks , and let's away to London +And see our gentle queen how well she fares ; +By this , I hope , she hath a son for me . + +Good day , my lord . What ! at your book so hard ? + +Ay , my good lord :my lord , I should say rather ; +'Tis sin to flatter , 'good' was little better : +'Good Gloucester' and 'good devil' were alike , +And both preposterous ; therefore , not 'good lord .' + +Sirrah , leave us to ourselves : we must confer . + + +So flies the reckless shepherd from the wolf ; +So first the harmless sheep doth yield his fleece , +And next his throat unto the butcher's knife . +What scene of death hath Roscius now to act ? + +Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind ; +The thief doth fear each bush an officer . + +The bird that hath been limed in a bush , +With trembling wings misdoubteth every bush ; +And I , the hapless male to one sweet bird , +Have now the fatal object in my eye +Where my poor young was lim'd , was caught , and kill'd . + +Why , what a peevish fool was that of Crete , +That taught his son the office of a fowl ! +And yet , for all his wings , the fool was drown'd . + +I , D dalus ; my poor boy , Icarus ; +Thy father , Minos , that denied our course ; +The sun , that sear'd the wings of my sweet boy , +Thy brother Edward , and thyself the sea , +Whose envious gulf did swallow up his life . +Ah ! kill me with thy weapon , not with words . +My breast can better brook thy dagger's point +Than can my ears that tragic history . +But wherefore dost thou come ? is't for my life ? + +Think'st thou I am an executioner ? + +A persecutor , I am sure , thou art : +If murd'ring innocents be executing , +Why , then thou art an executioner . + +Thy son I kill'd for his presumption . + +Hadst thou been kill'd , when first thou didst presume , +Thou hadst not liv'd to kill a son of mine . +And thus I prophesy : that many a thousand , +Which now mistrust no parcel of my fear , +And many an old man's sigh , and many a widow's , +And many an orphan's water-standing eye , +Men for their sons' , wives for their husbands' , +And orphans for their parents' timeless death , +Shall rue the hour that ever thou wast born . +The owl shriek'd at thy birth , an evil sign ; +The night-crow cried , aboding luckless time ; +Dogs howl'd , and hideous tempest shook down trees ! +The raven rook'd her on the chimney's top , +And chattering pies in dismal discords sung . +Thy mother felt more than a mother's pain , +And yet brought forth less than a mother's hope ; +To wit an indigest deformed lump , +Not like the fruit of such a goodly tree . +Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born , +To signify thou cam'st to bite the world : +And , if the rest be true which I have heard , +Thou cam'st + +I'll hear no more : die , prophet , in thy speech : + +For this , amongst the rest , was I ordain'd . + +Ay , and for much more slaughter after this . +O , God forgive my sins , and pardon thee ! + + +What ! will the aspiring blood of Lancaster +Sink in the ground ? I thought it would have mounted . +See how my sword weeps for the poor king's death ! +O ! may such purple tears be always shed +From those that wish the downfall of our house . +If any spark of life be yet remaining , +Down , down to hell ; and say I sent thee thither , + +I , that have neither pity , love , nor fear . +Indeed , 'tis true , that Henry told me of ; +For I have often heard my mother say +I came into the world with my legs forward . +Had I not reason , think ye , to make haste , +And seek their ruin that usurp'd our right ? +The midwife wonder'd , and the women cried +'O ! Jesus bless us , he is born with teeth .' +And so I was ; which plainly signified +That I should snarl and bite and play the dog . +Then , since the heavens have shap'd my body so , +Let hell make crook'd my mind to answer it . +I have no brother , I am like no brother ; +And this word 'love ,' which greybeards call divine , +Be resident in men like one another +And not in me : I am myself alone . +Clarence , beware ; thou keep'st me from the light : +But I will sort a pitchy day for thee ; +For I will buzz abroad such prophecies +That Edward shall be fearful of his life ; +And then , to purge his fear , I'll be thy death . +King Henry and the prince his son are gone : +Clarence , thy turn is next , and then the rest , +Counting myself but bad till I be best . +I'll throw thy body in another room , +And triumph , Henry , in thy day of doom . + +Once more we sit in England's royal throne , +Re-purchas'd with the blood of enemies . +What valiant foemen like to autumn's corn , +Have we mow'd down , in tops of all their pride ! +Three Dukes of Somerset , threefold renown'd +For hardy and undoubted champions ; +Two Cliffords , as the father and the son ; +And two Northumberlands : two braver men +Ne'er spurr'd their coursers at the trumpet's sound ; +With them , the two brave bears , Warwick and Montague , +That in their chains fetter'd the kingly lion , +And made the forest tremble when they roar'd . +Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat , +And made our footstool of security . +Come hither , Bess , and let me kiss my boy . +Young Ned , for thee thine uncles and myself +Have in our armours watch'd the winter's night ; +Went all a-foot in summer's scalding heat , +That thou might'st repossess the crown in peace ; +And of our labours thou shalt reap the gain . + +I'll blast his harvest , if your head were laid ; +For yet I am not look'd on in the world . +This shoulder was ordain'd so thick to heave ; +And heave it shall some weight , or break my back : +Work thou the way , and thou shalt execute . + +Clarence and Gloucester , love my lovely queen ; +And kiss your princely nephew , brothers both . + +The duty , that I owe unto your majesty , +I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe . + +Thanks , noble Clarence ; worthy brother , thanks . + +And , that I love the tree from whence thou sprang'st , +Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit . + + +To say the truth , so Judas kiss'd his master , +And cried 'all hail !' when as he meant all harm . + +Now am I seated as my soul delights , +Having my country's peace and brothers' loves . + +What will your Grace have done with Margaret ? +Reignier , her father , to the King of France +Hath pawn'd the Sicils and Jerusalem , +And hither have they sent it for her ransom . + +Away with her , and waft her hence to France . +And now what rests but that we spend the time +With stately triumphs , mirthful comic shows , +Such as befit the pleasure of the court ? +Sound , drums and trumpets ! farewell , sour annoy ! +For here , I hope , begins our lasting joy . + +THE TRAGEDY OF KING RICHARD II + +Old John of Gaunt , time-honour'd Lancaster , +Hast thou , according to thy oath and band , +Brought hither Henry Hereford thy bold son , +Here to make good the boisterous late appeal , +Which then our leisure would not let us hear , +Against the Duke of Norfolk , Thomas Mowbray ? + +I have , my liege . + +Tell me , moreover , hast thou sounded him , +If he appeal the duke on ancient malice , +Or worthily , as a good subject should , +On some known ground of treachery in him ? + +As near as I could sift him on that argument , +On some apparent danger seen in him +Aim'd at your highness , no inveterate malice . + +Then call them to our presence : face to face , +And frowning brow to brow , ourselves will hear +The accuser and the accused freely speak : + +High-stomach'd are they both , and full of ire , +In rage deaf as the sea , hasty as fire . + + +Many years of happy days befall +My gracious sovereign , my most loving liege ! + +Each day still better other's happiness ; +Until the heavens , envying earth's good hap , +Add an immortal title to your crown ! + +We thank you both : yet one but flatters us , +As well appeareth by the cause you come ; +Namely , to appeal each other of high treason . +Cousin of Hereford , what dost thou object +Against the Duke of Norfolk , Thomas Mowbray ? + +First ,heaven be the record to my speech ! +In the devotion of a subject's love , +Tendering the precious safety of my prince , +And free from other misbegotten hate , +Come I appellant to this princely presence . +Now , Thomas Mowbray , do I turn to thee , +And mark my greeting well ; for what I speak +My body shall make good upon this earth , +Or my divine soul answer it in heaven . +Thou art a traitor and a miscreant ; +Too good to be so and too bad to live , +Since the more fair and crystal is the sky , +The uglier seem the clouds that in it fly . +Once more , the more to aggravate the note , +With a foul traitor's name stuff I thy throat ; +And wish , so please my sovereign , ere I move , +What my tongue speaks , my right drawn sword may prove . + +Let not my cold words here accuse my zeal : +'Tis not the trial of a woman's war , +The bitter clamour of two eager tongues , +Can arbitrate this cause betwixt us twain ; +The blood is hot that must be cool'd for this : +Yet can I not of such tame patience boast +As to be hush'd and nought at all to say . +First , the fair reverence of your highness curbs me +From giving reins and spurs to my free speech ; +Which else would post until it had return'd +These terms of treason doubled down his throat . +Setting aside his high blood's royalty , +And let him be no kinsman to my liege , +I do defy him , and I spit at him ; +Call him a slanderous coward and a villain : +Which to maintain I would allow him odds , +And meet him , were I tied to run afoot +Even to the frozen ridges of the Alps , +Or any other ground inhabitable , +Wherever Englishman durst set his foot . +Meantime let this defend my loyalty : +By all my hopes , most falsely doth he lie . + +Pale trembling coward , there I throw my gage , +Disclaiming here the kindred of the king ; +And lay aside my high blood's royalty , +Which fear , not reverence , makes thee to except : +If guilty dread have left thee so much strength +As to take up mine honour's pawn , then stoop : +By that , and all the rites of knighthood else , +Will I make good against thee , arm to arm , +What I have spoke , or thou canst worse devise . + +I take it up ; and by that sword I swear , +Which gently laid my knighthood on my shoulder , +I'll answer thee in any fair degree , +Or chivalrous design of knightly trial : +And when I mount , alive may I not light , +If I be traitor or unjustly fight ! + +What doth our cousin lay to Mowbray's charge ? +It must be great that can inherit us +So much as of a thought of ill in him . + +Look , what I speak , my life shall prove it true ; +That Mowbray hath receiv'd eight thousand nobles +In name of lendings for your highness' soldiers , +The which he hath detain'd for lewd employments , +Like a false traitor and injurious villain . +Besides I say and will in battle prove , +Or here or elsewhere to the furthest verge +That ever was survey'd by English eye , +That all the treasons for these eighteen years +Complotted and contrived in this land , +Fetch from false Mowbray their first head and spring . +Further I say and further will maintain +Upon his bad life to make all this good , +That he did plot the Duke of Gloucester's death , +Suggest his soon believing adversaries , +And consequently , like a traitor coward , +Sluic'd out his innocent soul through streams of blood : +Which blood , like sacrificing Abel's , cries , +Even from the tongueless caverns of the earth , +To me for justice and rough chastisement ; +And , by the glorious worth of my descent , +This arm shall do it , or this life be spent . + +How high a pitch his resolution soars ! +Thomas of Norfolk , what sayst thou to this ? + +O ! let my sovereign turn away his face +And bid his ears a little while be deaf , +Till I have told this slander of his blood +How God and good men hate so foul a liar . + +Mowbray , impartial are our eyes and ears : +Were he my brother , nay , my kingdom's heir , +As he is but my father's brother's son , +Now , by my sceptre's awe I make a vow , +Such neighbour nearness to our sacred blood +Should nothing privilege him , nor partialize +The unstooping firmness of my upright soul . +He is our subject , Mowbray ; so art thou : +Free speech and fearless I to thee allow . + +Then , Bolingbroke , as low as to thy heart , +Through the false passage of thy throat , thou liest . +Three parts of that receipt I had for Calais +Disburs'd I duly to his highness' soldiers ; +The other part reserv'd I by consent , +For that my sovereign liege was in my debt +Upon remainder of a dear account , +Since last I went to France to fetch his queen . +Now swallow down that lie . For Gloucester's death , +I slew him not ; but to mine own disgrace +Neglected my sworn duty in that case . +For you , my noble Lord of Lancaster , +The honourable father to my foe , +Once did I lay an ambush for your life , +A trespass that doth vex my grieved soul ; +But ere I last receiv'd the sacrament +I did confess it , and exactly begg'd +Your Grace's pardon , and I hope I had it . +This is my fault : as for the rest appeal'd , +It issues from the rancour of a villain , +A recreant and most degenerate traitor ; +Which in myself I boldly will defend , +And interchangeably hurl down my gage +Upon this overweening traitor's foot , +To prove myself a loyal gentleman +Even in the best blood chamber'd in his bosom . +In haste whereof , most heartily I pray +Your highness to assign our trial day . + +Wrath-kindled gentlemen , be rul'd by me ; +Let's purge this choler without letting blood : +This we prescribe , though no physician ; +Deep malice makes too deep incision : +Forget , forgive ; conclude and be agreed , +Our doctors say this is no month to bleed . +Good uncle , let this end where it begun ; +We'll calm the Duke of Norfolk , you your son . + +To be a make-peace shall become my age : +Throw down , my son , the Duke of Norfolk's gage . + +And , Norfolk , throw down his . + +When , Harry , when ? +Obedience bids I should not bid again . + +Norfolk , throw down , we bid ; there is no boot . + +Myself I throw , dread sovereign , at thy foot . +My life thou shalt command , but not my shame : +The one my duty owes ; but my fair name , +Despite of death that lives upon my grave , +To dark dishonour's use thou shalt not have . +I am disgrac'd , impeach'd , and baffled here , +Pierc'd to the soul with slander's venom'd spear , +The which no balm can cure but his heart-blood +Which breath'd this poison . + +Rage must be withstood : +Give me his gage : lions make leopards tame . + +Yea , but not change his spots : take but my shame , +And I resign my gage . My dear dear lord , +The purest treasure mortal times afford +Is spotless reputation ; that away , +Men are but gilded loam or painted clay . +A jewel in a ten-times-barr'd-up chest +Is a bold spirit in a loyal breast . +Mine honour is my life ; both grow in one ; +Take honour from me , and my life is done : +Then , dear my liege , mine honour let me try ; +In that I live and for that will I die . + +Cousin , throw down your gage : do you begin . + +O ! God defend my soul from such deep sin . +Shall I seem crest fall'n in my father's sight , +Or with pale beggar-fear impeach my height +Before this out-dar'd dastard ? Ere my tongue +Shall wound mine honour with such feeble wrong , +Or sound so base a parle , my teeth shall tear +The slavish motive of recanting fear , +And spit it bleeding in his high disgrace , +Where shame doth harbour , even in Mowbray's face . + + +We were not born to sue , but to command : +Which since we cannot do to make you friends , +Be ready , as your lives shall answer it , +At Coventry , upon Saint Lambert's day : +There shall your swords and lances arbitrate +The swelling difference of your settled hate : +Since we cannot atone you , we shall see +Justice design the victor's chivalry . +Marshal , command our officers-at-arms +Be ready to direct these home alarms . + + +Alas ! the part I had in Woodstock's blood +Doth more solicit me than your exclaims , +To stir against the butchers of his life . +But since correction lieth in those hands +Which made the fault that we cannot correct , +Put we our quarrel to the will of heaven ; +Who , when they see the hours ripe on earth , +Will rain hot vengeance on offenders' heads . + +Finds brotherhood in thee no sharper spur ? +Hath love in thy old blood no living fire ? +Edward's seven sons , whereof thyself art one , +Were as seven vials of his sacred blood , +Or seven fair branches springing from one root : +Some of those seven are dried by nature's course , +Some of those branches by the Destinies cut ; +But Thomas , my dear lord , my life , my Gloucester , +One vial full of Edward's sacred blood , +One flourishing branch of his most royal root , +Is crack'd , and all the precious liquor spilt ; +Is hack'd down , and his summer leaves all vaded , +By envy's hand and murder's bloody axe . +Ah , Gaunt ! his blood was thine : that bed , that womb , +That metal , that self-mould , that fashion'd thee +Made him a man ; and though thou liv'st and breath'st , +Yet art thou slain in him : thou dost consent +In some large measure to thy father's death +In that thou seest thy wretched brother die , +Who was the model of thy father's life . +Call it not patience , Gaunt ; it is despair : +In suffering thus thy brother to be slaughter'd +Thou show'st the naked pathway to thy life , +Teaching stern murder how to butcher thee : +That which in mean men we entitle patience +Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts . +What shall I say ? to safeguard thine own life , +The best way is to venge my Gloucester's death . + +God's is the quarrel ; for God's substitute , +His deputy anointed in his sight , +Hath caus'd his death ; the which if wrongfully , +Let heaven revenge , for I may never lift +An angry arm against his minister . + +Where then , alas ! may I complain myself ? + +To God , the widow's champion and defence . + +Why then , I will . Farewell , old Gaunt . +Thou go'st to Coventry , there to behold +Our cousin Hereford and fell Mowbray fight : +O ! sit my husband's wrongs on Hereford's spear , +That it may enter butcher Mowbray's breast . +Or if misfortune miss the first career , +Be Mowbray's sins so heavy in his bosom +That they may break his foaming courser's back , +And throw the rider headlong in the lists , +A caitiff recreant to my cousin Hereford ! +Farewell , old Gaunt : thy sometimes brother's wife +With her companion grief must end her life . + +Sister , farewell ; I must to Coventry . +As much good stay with thee as go with me ! + +Yet one word more . Grief boundeth where it falls , +Not with the empty hollowness , but weight : +I take my leave before I have begun , +For sorrow ends not when it seemeth done . +Commend me to my brother , Edmund York . +Lo ! this is all : nay , yet depart not so ; +Though this be all , do not so quickly go ; +I shall remember more . Bid him ah , what ? +With all good speed at Plashy visit me . +Alack ! and what shall good old York there see +But empty lodgings and unfurnish'd walls , +Unpeopled offices , untrodden stones ? +And what hear there for welcome but my groans ? +Therefore commend me ; let him not come there , +To seek out sorrow that dwells every where . +Desolate , desolate will I hence , and die : +The last leave of thee takes my weeping eye . + + +My Lord Aumerle , is Harry Hereford arm'd ? + +Yea , at all points , and longs to enter in . + +The Duke of Norfolk , sprightfully and bold , +Stays but the summons of the appellant's trumpet . + +Why then , the champions are prepar'd , and stay +For nothing but his majesty's approach . + + +Marshal , demand of yonder champion +The cause of his arrival here in arms : +Ask him his name , and orderly proceed +To swear him in the justice of his cause . + +In God's name , and the king's , say who thou art , +And why thou com'st thus knightly clad in arms , +Against what man thou com'st , and what thy quarrel . +Speak truly , on thy knighthood and thine oath : +As so defend thee heaven and thy valour ! + +My name is Thomas Mowbray , Duke of Norfolk , +Who hither come engaged by my oath , +Which God defend a knight should violate ! +Both to defend my loyalty and truth +To God , my king , and his succeeding issue , +Against the Duke of Hereford that appeals me ; +And , by the grace of God and this mine arm , +To prove him , in defending of myself , +A traitor to my God , my king , and me : +And as I truly fight , defend me heaven ! + +Marshal , ask yonder knight in arms , +Both who he is and why he cometh hither +Thus plated in habiliments of war ; +And formally , according to our law , +Depose him in the justice of his cause . + +What is thy name ? and wherefore com'st thou hither , +Before King Richard in his royal lists ? +Against whom comest thou ? and what's thy quarrel ? +Speak like a true knight , so defend thee heaven ! + +Harry of Hereford , Lancaster , and Derby , +Am I ; who ready here do stand in arms , +To prove by God's grace and my body's valour , +In lists , on Thomas Mowbray , Duke of Norfolk , +That he's a traitor foul and dangerous , +To God of heaven , King Richard , and to me : +And as I truly fight , defend me heaven ! + +On pain of death , no person be so bold +Or daring-hardy as to touch the lists , +Except the marshal and such officers +Appointed to direct these fair designs . + +Lord marshal , let me kiss my sovereign's hand , +And bow my knee before his majesty : +For Mowbray and myself are like two men +That vow a long and weary pilgrimage ; +Then let us take a ceremonious leave +And loving farewell of our several friends . + +The appellant in all duty greets your highness , +And craves to kiss your hand and take his leave . + +We will descend and fold him in our arms . +Cousin of Hereford , as thy cause is right , +So be thy fortune in this royal fight ! +Farewell , my blood ; which if to-day thou shed , +Lament we may , but not revenge thee dead . + +O ! let no noble eye profane a tear +For me , if I be gor'd with Mowbray's spear . +As confident as is the falcon's flight +Against a bird , do I with Mowbray fight . +My loving lord , I take my leave of you ; +Of you , my noble cousin , Lord Aumerle ; +Not sick , although I have to do with death , +But lusty , young , and cheerly drawing breath . +Lo ! as at English feasts , so I regreet +The daintiest last , to make the end most sweet : +O thou , the earthly author of my blood , +Whose youthful spirit , in me regenerate , +Doth with a two-fold vigour lift me up +To reach at victory above my head , +Add proof unto mine armour with thy prayers , +And with thy blessings steel my lance's point , +That it may enter Mowbray's waxen coat , +And furbish new the name of John a Gaunt , +Even in the lusty haviour of his son . + +God in thy good cause make thee prosperous ! +Be swift like lightning in the execution ; +And let thy blows , doubly redoubled , +Fall like amazing thunder on the casque +Of thy adverse pernicious enemy : +Rouse up thy youthful blood , be valiant and live . + +Mine innocency and Saint George to thrive ! + + +However God or fortune cast my lot , +There lives or dies , true to King Richard's throne , +A loyal , just , and upright gentleman . +Never did captive with a freer heart +Cast off his chains of bondage and embrace +His golden uncontroll'd enfranchisement , +More than my dancing soul doth celebrate +This feast of battle with mine adversary . +Most mighty liege , and my companion peers , +Take from my mouth the wish of happy years . +As gentle and as jocund as to jest , +Go I to fight : truth has a quiet breast . + +Farewell , my lord : securely I espy +Virtue with valour couched in thine eye . +Order the trial , marshal , and begin . + + +Harry of Hereford , Lancaster , and Derby , +Receive thy lance ; and God defend the right ! + +Strong as a tower in hope , I cry 'amen .' + +Go bear this lance to Thomas , Duke of Norfolk . + +Harry of Hereford , Lancaster , and Derby , +Stands here for God , his sovereign , and himself , +On pain to be found false and recreant , +To prove the Duke of Norfolk , Thomas Mowbray , +A traitor to his God , his king , and him ; +And dares him to set forward to the fight . + +Here standeth Thomas Mowbray , Duke of Norfolk , +On pain to be found false and recreant , +Both to defend himself and to approve +Henry of Hereford , Lancaster , and Derby , +To God , his sovereign , and to him , disloyal ; +Courageously and with a free desire , +Attending but the signal to begin . + +Sound , trumpets ; and set forward , combatants . + +Stay , stay , the king hath thrown his warderdown . + +Let them lay by their helmets and their spears , +And both return back to their chairs again : +Withdraw with us ; and let the trumpets sound +While we return these dukes what we decree . + +Draw near , +And list what with our council we have done . +For that our kingdom's earth should not be soil'd +With that dear blood which it hath fostered ; +And for our eyes do hate the dire aspect +Of civil wounds plough'd up with neighbours' swords ; +And for we think the eagle-winged pride +Of sky-aspiring and ambitious thoughts , +With rival-hating envy , set on you +To wake our peace , which in our country's cradle +Draws the sweet infant breath of gentle sleep ; +Which so rous'd up with boist'rous untun'd drums , +With harsh-resounding trumpets' dreadful bray , +And grating shock of wrathful iron arms , +Might from our quiet confines fright fair peace +And make us wade even in our kindred's blood : +Therefore , we banish you our territories : +You , cousin Hereford , upon pain of life , +Till twice five summers have enrich'd our fields , +Shall not regreet our fair dominions , +But tread the stranger paths of banishment . + +Your will be done : this must my comfort be , +That sun that warms you here shall shine on me ; +And those his golden beams to you here lent +Shall point on me and gild my banishment . + +Norfolk , for thee remains a heavier doom , +Which I with some unwillingness pronounce : +The sly slow hours shall not determinate +The dateless limit of thy dear exile ; +The hopeless word of 'never to return' +Breathe I against thee , upon pain of life . + +A heavy sentence , my most sovereign liege , +And all unlook'd for from your highness' mouth : +A dearer merit , not so deep a maim +As to be cast forth in the common air , +Have I deserved at your highness' hands . +The language I have learn'd these forty years , +My native English , now I must forego ; +And now my tongue's use is to me no more +Than an unstringed viol or a harp , +Or like a cunning instrument cas'd up , +Or , being open , put into his hands +That knows no touch to tune the harmony : +Within my mouth you have engaol'd my tongue , +Doubly portcullis'd with my teeth and lips ; +And dull , unfeeling , barren ignorance +Is made my gaoler to attend on me . +I am too old to fawn upon a nurse , +Too far in years to be a pupil now : +What is thy sentence then but speechless death , +Which robs my tongue from breathing native breath ? + +It boots thee not to be compassionate : +After our sentence plaining comes too late . + +Then , thus I turn me from my country's light , +To dwell in solemn shades of endless night . + + +Return again , and take an oath with thee . +Lay on our royal sword your banish'd hands ; +Swear by the duty that you owe to God +Our part therein we banish with yourselves +To keep the oath that we administer . +You never shall ,so help you truth and God ! +Embrace each other's love in banishment ; +Nor never look upon each other's face ; +Nor never write , regreet , nor reconcile +This low'ring tempest of your home-bred hate ; +Nor never by advised purpose meet +To plot , contrive , or complot any ill +'Gainst us , our state , our subjects , or our land . + +I swear . + +And I , to keep all this . + +Norfolk , so far , as to mine enemy : +By this time , had the king permitted us , +One of our souls had wander'd in the air , +Banish'd this frail sepulchre of our flesh , +As now our flesh is banish'd from this land : +Confess thy treasons ere thou fly the realm ; +Since thou hast far to go , bear not along +The clogging burden of a guilty soul . + +No , Bolingbroke : if ever I were traitor , +My name be blotted from the book of life , +And I from heaven banish'd as from hence ! +But what thou art , God , thou , and I do know ; +And all too soon , I fear , the king shall rue . +Farewell , my liege . Now no way can I stray ; +Save back to England , all the world's my way . + + +Uncle , even in the glasses of thine eyes +I see thy grieved heart : thy sad aspect +Hath from the number of his banish'd years +Pluck'd four away . + +Six frozen winters spent , +Return with welcome home from banishment . + +How long a time lies in one little word ! +Four lagging winters and four wanton springs +End in a word : such is the breath of kings . + +I thank my liege , that in regard of me +He shortens four years of my son's exile ; +But little vantage shall I reap thereby : +For , ere the six years that he hath to spend +Can change their moons and bring their times about , +My oil-dried lamp and time-bewasted light +Shall be extinct with age and endless night ; +My inch of taper will be burnt and done , +And blindfold death not let me see my son . + +Why , uncle , thou hast many years to live . + +But not a minute , king , that thou canst give : +Shorten my days thou canst with sullen sorrow , +And pluck nights from me , but not lend a morrow ; +Thou canst help time to furrow me with age . +But stop no wrinkle in his pilgrimage ; +Thy word is current with him for my death , +But dead , thy kingdom cannot buy my breath . + +Thy son is banish'd upon good advice , +Whereto thy tongue a party-verdict gave : +Why at our justice seem'st thou then to lower ? + +Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour . +You urg'd me as a judge ; but I had rather +You would have bid me argue like a father . +O ! had it been a stranger , not my child , +To smooth his fault I should have been more mild : +A partial slander sought I to avoid , +And in the sentence my own life destroy'd . +Alas ! I look'd when some of you should say , +I was too strict to make mine own away ; +But you gave leave to my unwilling tongue +Against my will to do myself this wrong . + +Cousin , farewell ; and , uncle , bid him so : +Six years we banish him , and he shall go . + + +Cousin , farewell : what presence must not know , +From where you do remain let paper show . + +My lord , no leave take I ; for I will ride , +As far as land will let me , by your side . + +O ! to what purpose dost thou hoard thy words , +That thou return'st no greeting to thy friends ? + +I have too few to take my leave of you , +When the tongue's office should be prodigal +To breathe the abundant dolour of the heart . + +Thy grief is but thy absence for a time . + +Joy absent , grief is present for that time . + +What is six winters ? they are quickly gone . + +To men in joy ; but grief makes one hour ten . + +Call it a travel that thou tak'st for pleasure . + +My heart will sigh when I miscall it so , +Which finds it an inforced pilgrimage . + +The sullen passage of thy weary steps +Esteem as foil wherein thou art to set +The precious jewel of thy home return . + +Nay , rather , every tedious stride I make +Will but remember me what a deal of world +I wander from the jewels that I love . +Must I not serve a long apprenticehood +To foreign passages , and in the end , +Having my freedom , boast of nothing else +But that I was a journeyman to grief ? + +All places that the eye of heaven visits +Are to a wise man ports and happy havens . +Teach thy necessity to reason thus ; +There is no virtue like necessity . +Think not the king did banish thee , +But thou the king . Woe doth the heavier sit , +Where it perceives it is but faintly borne . +Go , say I sent thee forth to purchase honour , +And not the king exil'd thee ; or suppose +Devouring pestilence hangs in our air , +And thou art flying to a fresher clime . +Look , what thy soul holds dear , imagine it +To lie that way thou go'st , not whence thou com'st . +Suppose the singing birds musicians , +The grass whereon thou tread'st the presence strew'd , +The flowers fair ladies , and thy steps no more +Than a delightful measure or a dance ; +For gnarling sorrow hath less power to bite +The man that mocks at it and sets it light . + +O ! who can hold a fire in his hand +By thinking on the frosty Caucasus ? +Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite +By bare imagination of a feast ? +Or wallow naked in December snow +By thinking on fantastic summer's heat ? +O , no ! the apprehension of the good +Gives but the greater feeling to the worse : +Fell sorrow's tooth doth never rankle more +Than when it bites , but lanceth not the sore . + +Come , come , my son , I'll bring thee on thy way . +Had I thy youth and cause , I would not stay . + +Then , England's ground , farewell ; sweet soil , adieu : +My mother , and my nurse , that bears me yet ! +Where'er I wander , boast of this I can , +Though banish'd , yet a true-born Englishman . + + +We did observe . Cousin Aumerle , +How far brought you high Hereford on his way ? + +I brought high Hereford , if you call him so , +But to the next highway , and there I left him . + +And say , what store of parting tears were shed ? + +Faith , none for me ; except the northeast wind , +Which then blew bitterly against our faces , +Awak'd the sleeping rheum , and so by chance +Did grace our hollow parting with a tear . + +What said our cousin when you parted with him ? + +'Farewell :' +And , for my heart disdained that my tongue +Should so profane the word , that taught me craft +To counterfeit oppression of such grief +That words seem'd buried in my sorrow's grave . +Marry , would the word 'farewell' have lengthen'd hours +And added years to his short banishment , +He should have had a volume of farewells ; +But , since it would not , he had none of me . + +He is our cousin , cousin ; but 'tis doubt , +When time shall call him home from banishment , +Whether our kinsman come to see his friends . +Ourself and Bushy , Bagot here and Green +Observ'd his courtship to the common people , +How he did seem to dive into their hearts +With humble and familiar courtesy , +What reverence he did throw away on slaves , +Wooing poor craftsmen with the craft of smiles +And patient underbearing of his fortune , +As 'twere to banish their affects with him . +Off goes his bonnet to an oyster-wench ; +A brace of draymen bid God speed him well , +And had the tribute of his supple knee , +With 'Thanks , my countrymen , my loving friends ;' +As were our England in reversion his , +And he our subjects' next degree in hope . + +Well , he is gone ; and with him go these thoughts . +Now for the rebels which stand out in Ireland ; +Expedient manage must be made , my liege , +Ere further leisure yield them further means +For their advantage and your highness' loss . + +We will ourself in person to this war . +And , for our coffers with too great a court +And liberal largess are grown somewhat light , +We are enforc'd to farm our royal realm ; +The revenue whereof shall furnish us +For our affairs in hand . If that come short , +Our substitutes at home shall have blank charters ; +Whereto , when they shall know what men are rich , +They shall subscribe them for large sums of gold , +And send them after to supply our wants ; +For we will make for Ireland presently . + +Bushy , what news ? + +Old John of Gaunt is grievous sick , my lord , +Suddenly taken , and hath sent post-haste +To entreat your majesty to visit him . + +Where lies he ? + +At Ely House . + +Now , put it , God . in his physician's mind +To help him to his grave immediately ! +The lining of his coffers shall make coats +To deck our soldiers for these Irish wars . +Come , gentlemen , let's all go visit him : +Pray God we may make haste , and come too late . + +Amen . + +Will the king come , that I may breathe my last +In wholesome counsel to his unstaid youth ? + +Vex not yourself , nor strive not with your breath ; +For all in vain comes counsel to his ear . + +O ! but they say the tongues of dying men +Enforce attention like deep harmony : +Where words are scarce , they are seldom spent in vain , +For they breathe truth that breathe their words in pain . +He that no more must say is listen'd more +Than they whom youth and ease have taught to glose ; +More are men's ends mark'd than their lives before : +The setting sun , and music at the close , +As the last taste of sweets , is sweetest last , +Writ in remembrance more than things long past : +Though Richard my life's counsel would not hear , +My death's sad tale may yet undeaf his ear . + +No ; it is stopp'd with other flattering sounds , +As praises of his state : then there are fond +Lascivious metres , to whose venom sound +The open ear of youth doth always listen : +Report of fashions in proud Italy , +Whose manners still our tardy apish nation +Limps after in base imitation . +Where doth the world thrust forth a vanity , +So it be new there's no respect how vile , +That is not quickly buzz'd into his ears ? +Then all too late comes counsel to be heard , +Where will doth mutiny with wit's regard . +Direct not him whose way himself will choose : +'Tis breath thou lack'st , and that breath wilt thou lose . + +Methinks I am a prophet new inspir'd , +And thus expiring do foretell of him : +His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last , +For violent fires soon burn out themselves ; +Small showers last long , but sudden storms are short ; +He tires betimes that spurs too fast betimes ; +With eager feeding food doth choke the feeder : +Light vanity , insatiate cormorant , +Consuming means , soon preys upon itself . +This royal throne of kings , this scepter'd isle , +This earth of majesty , this seat of Mars , +This other Eden , demi-paradise , +This fortress built by Nature for herself +Against infection and the hand of war , +This happy breed of men , this little world , +This precious stone set in the silver sea , +Which serves it in the office of a wall , +Or as a moat defensive to a house , +Against the envy of less happier lands , +This blessed plot , this earth , this realm , this England , +This nurse , this teeming womb of royal kings , +Fear'd by their breed and famous by their birth , +Renowned for their deeds as far from home , +For Christian service and true chivalry , +As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry +Of the world's ransom , blessed Mary's Son : +This land of such dear souls , this dear , dear land , +Dear for her reputation through the world , +Is now leas'd out ,I die pronouncing it , +Like to a tenement , or pelting farm : +England , bound in with the triumphant sea , +Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege +Of watery Neptune , is now bound in with shame , +With inky blots , and rotten parchment bonds : +That England , that was wont to conquer others , +Hath made a shameful conquest of itself . +Ah ! would the scandal vanish with my life , +How happy then were my ensuing death . + + +The king is come : deal mildly with his youth ; +For young hot colts , being rag'd , do rage the more . + +How fares our noble uncle , Lancaster ? + +What comfort , man ? How is't with aged Gaunt ? + +O ! how that name befits my composition ; +Old Gaunt indeed , and gaunt in being old : +Within me grief hath kept a tedious fast ; +And who abstains from meat that is not gaunt ? +For sleeping England long time have I watch'd ; +Watching breeds leanness , leanness is all gaunt . +The pleasure that some fathers feed upon +Is my strict fast , I mean my children's looks ; +And therein fasting hast thou made me gaunt . +Gaunt am I for the grave , gaunt as a grave , +Whose hollow womb inherits nought but bones . + +Can sick men play so nicely with their names ? + +No ; misery makes sport to mock itself : +Since thou dost seek to kill my name in me , +I mock my name , great king , to flatter thee . + +Should dying men flatter with those that live ? + +No , no ; men living flatter those that die . + +Thou , now a-dying , sayst thou flatter'st me . + +O , no ! thou diest , though I the sicker be . + +I am in health , I breathe , and see thee ill . + +Now , he that made me knows I see thee ill ; +Ill in myself to see , and in thee seeing ill . +Thy death-bed is no lesser than thy land +Wherein thou liest in reputation sick : +And thou , too careless patient as thou art , +Committ'st thy anointed body to the cure +Of those physicians that first wounded thee : +A thousand flatterers sit within thy crown , +Whose compass is no bigger than thy head ; +And yet , incaged in so small a verge , +The waste is no whit lesser than thy land . +O ! had thy grandsire , with a prophet's eye , +Seen how his son's son should destroy his sons , +From forth thy reach he would have laid thy shame , +Deposing thee before thou wert possess'd , +Which art possess'd now to depose thyself . +Why , cousin , wert thou regent of the world , +It were a shame to let this land by lease ; +But for thy world enjoying but this land , +Is it not more than shame to shame it so ? +Landlord of England art thou now , not king : +Thy state of law is bond-slave to the law , +And + +And thou a lunatic lean-witted fool , +Presuming on an ague's privilege , +Dar'st with thy frozen admonition +Make pale our cheek , chasing the royal blood +With fury from his native residence . +Now , by my seat's right royal majesty , +Wert thou not brother to great Edward's son , +This tongue that runs so roundly in thy head +Should run thy head from thy unreverent shoulders . + +O ! spare me not , my brother Edward's son , +For that I was his father Edward's son . +That blood already , like the pelican , +Hast thou tapp'd out and drunkenly carous'd : +My brother Gloucester , plain well-meaning soul , +Whom fair befall in heaven 'mongst happy souls ! +May be a precedent and witness good +That thou respect'st not spilling Edward's blood : +Join with the present sickness that I have ; +And thy unkindness be like crooked age , +To crop at once a too-long wither'd flower . +Live in thy shame , but die not shame with thee ! +These words hereafter thy tormentors be ! +Convey me to my bed , then to my grave : +Love they to live that love and honour have . + + +And let them die that age and sullens have ; +For both hast thou , and both become the grave . + +I do beseech your majesty , impute his words +To wayward sickliness and age in him : +He loves you , on my life , and holds you dear +As Harry , Duke of Hereford , were he here . + +Right , you say true : as Hereford's love , so his ; +As theirs , so mine ; and all be as it is . + + +My liege , old Gaunt commends him to your majesty . + +What says he ? + +Nay , nothing ; all is said : +His tongue is now a stringless instrument ; +Words , life , and all , old Lancaster hath spent . + +Be York the next that must be bankrupt so ! +Though death be poor , it ends a mortal woe . + +The ripest fruit first falls , and so doth he : +His time is spent ; our pilgrimage must be . +So much for that . Now for our Irish wars . +We must supplant those rough rug-headed kerns , +Which live like venom where no venom else +But only they have privilege to live . +And for these great affairs do ask some charge , +Towards our assistance we do seize to us +The plate , coin , revenues , and moveables , +Whereof our uncle Gaunt did stand possess'd . + +How long shall I be patient ? Ah ! how long +Shall tender duty make me suffer wrong ? +Not Gloucester's death , nor Hereford's banishment , +Not Gaunt's rebukes , nor England's private wrongs , +Nor the prevention of poor Bolingbroke +About his marriage , nor my own disgrace , +Have ever made me sour my patient cheek , +Or bend one wrinkle on my sovereign's face . +I am the last of noble Edward's sons , +Of whom thy father , Prince of Wales , was first ; +In war was never lion rag'd more fierce , +In peace was never gentle lamb more mild , +Than was that young and princely gentleman . +His face thou hast , for even so look'd he , +Accomplish'd with the number of thy hours ; +But when he frown'd , it was against the French , +And not against his friends ; his noble hand +Did win what he did spend , and spent not that +Which his triumphant father's hand had won : +His hands were guilty of no kindred's blood , +But bloody with the enemies of his kin . +O , Richard ! York is too far gone with grief , +Or else he never would compare between . + +Why , uncle , what's the matter ? + +O ! my liege . +Pardon me , if you please ; if not , I , pleas'd +Not to be pardon'd , am content withal . +Seek you to seize and gripe into your hands +The royalties and rights of banish'd Hereford ? +Is not Gaunt dead , and doth not Hereford live ? +Was not Gaunt just , and is not Harry true ? +Did not the one deserve to have an heir ? +Is not his heir a well-deserving son ? +Take Hereford's rights away , and take from Time +His charters and his customary rights ; +Let not to-morrow then ensue to-day ; +Be not thyself ; for how art thou a king +But by fair sequence and succession ? +Now , afore God ,God forbid I say true ! +If you do wrongfully seize Hereford's rights , +Call in the letters-patent that he hath +By his attorneys-general to sue +His livery , and deny his offer'd homage , +You pluck a thousand dangers on your head , +You lose a thousand well-disposed hearts , +And prick my tender patience to those thoughts +Which honour and allegiance cannot think . + +Think what you will : we seize into our hands +His plate , his goods , his money , and his lands . + +I'll not be by the while : my liege , farewell : +What will ensue hereof , there's none can tell ; +But by bad courses may be understood +That their events can never fall out good . + + +Go , Bushy , to the Earl of Wiltshire straight : +Bid him repair to us to Ely House +To see this business . To-morrow next +We will for Ireland ; and 'tis time , I trow : +And we create , in absence of ourself , +Our uncle York lord governor of England ; +For he is just , and always lov'd us well . +Come on , our queen : to-morrow must we part ; +Be merry , for our time of stay is short . + +Well , lords , the Duke of Lancaster is dead . + +And living too ; for now his son is duke . + +Barely in title , not in revenue . + +Richly in both , if justice had her right . + +My heart is great ; but it must break with silence , +Ere't be disburden'd with a liberal tongue . + +Nay , speak thy mind ; and let him ne'er speak more +That speaks thy words again to do thee harm ! + +Tends that thou'dst speak to the Duke of Hereford ? +If it be so , out with it boldly , man ; +Quick is mine ear to hear of good towards him . + +No good at all that I can do for him , +Unless you call it good to pity him , +Bereft and gelded of his patrimony . + +Now , afore God , 'tis shame such wrongs are borne +In him , a royal prince , and many more +Of noble blood in this declining land . +The king is not himself , but basely led +By flatterers ; and what they will inform , +Merely in hate , 'gainst any of us all , +That will the king severely prosecute +'Gainst us , our lives , our children , and our heirs . + +The commons hath he pill'd with grievous taxes , +And quite lost their hearts : the nobles hath he fin'd +For ancient quarrels , and quite lost their hearts . + +And daily new exactions are devis'd ; +As blanks , benevolences , and I wot not what : +But what , o' God's name , doth become of this ? + +Wars have not wasted it , for warr'd he hath not , +But basely yielded upon compromise +That which his ancestors achiev'd with blows . +More hath he spent in peace than they in wars . + +The Earl of Wiltshire hath the realm in farm . + +The king's grown bankrupt , like a broken man . + +Reproach and dissolution hangeth over him . + +He hath not money for these Irish wars , +His burdenous taxations notwithstanding , +But by the robbing of the banish'd duke . + +His noble kinsman : most degenerate king ! +But , lords , we hear this fearful tempest sing , +Yet seek no shelter to avoid the storm ; +We see the wind sit sore upon our sails , +And yet we strike not , but securely perish . + +We see the very wrack that we must suffer ; +And unavoided is the danger now , +For suffering so the causes of our wrack . + +Not so : even through the hollow eyes of death +Ispy life peering ; but I dare not say +How near the tidings of our comfort is . + +Nay , let us share thy thoughts , as thou dost ours . + +Be confident to speak , Northumberland : +We three are but thyself : and , speaking so , +Thy words are but as thoughts ; therefore , be bold . + +Then thus : I have from Port le Blanc , a bay +In Brittany , receiv'd intelligence +That Harry Duke of Hereford , Rainold Lord Cobham , +That late broke from the Duke of Exeter , +His brother , Archbishop late of Canterbury , +Sir Thomas Erpingham , Sir John Ramston , +Sir John Norbery , Sir Robert Waterton , and Francis Quoint , +All these well furnish'd by the Duke of Britaine , +With eight tall ships , three thousand men of war , +Are making hither with all due expedience , +And shortly mean to touch our northern shore . +Perhaps they had ere this , but that they stay +The first departing of the king for Ireland . +If then we shall shake off our slavish yoke , +Imp out our drooping country's broken wing , +Redeem from broking pawn the blemish'd crown , +Wipe off the dust that hides our sceptre's gilt , +And make high majesty look like itself , +Away with me in post to Ravenspurgh ; +But if you faint , as fearing to do so , +Stay and be secret , and myself will go . + +To horse , to horse ! urge doubts to them that fear . + +Hold out my horse , and I will first be there . + + +Madam , your majesty is too much sad : +You promis'd , when you parted with the king , +To lay aside life-harming heaviness , +And entertain a cheerful disposition . + +To please the king I did ; to please myself +I cannot do it ; yet I know no cause +Why I should welcome such a guest as grief , +Save bidding farewell to so sweet a guest +As my sweet Richard : yet , again , methinks , +Some unborn sorrow , ripe in fortune's womb , +Is coming towards me , and my inward soul +With nothing trembles ; at some thing it grieves +More than with parting from my lord the king . + +Each substance of a grief hath twenty shadows , +Which show like grief itself , but are not so . +For sorrow's eye , glazed with blinding tears , +Divides one thing entire to many objects ; +Like perspectives , which rightly gaz'd upon +Show nothing but confusion ; ey'd awry +Distinguish form : so your sweet majesty , +Looking awry upon your lord's departure , +Finds shapes of grief more than himself to wail ; +Which , look'd on as it is , is nought but shadows +Of what it is not . Then , thrice-gracious queen , +More than your lord's departure weep not : more's not seen ; +Or if it be , 'tis with false sorrow's eye , +Which for things true weeps things imaginary . + +It may be so ; but yet my inward soul +Persuades me it is otherwise : howe'er it be , +I cannot but be sad , so heavy sad , +As , though in thinking on no thought I think , +Makes me with heavy nothing faint and shrink . + +'Tis nothing but conceit , my gracious lady . + +'Tis nothing less : conceit is still deriv'd +From some forefather grief ; mine is not so , +For nothing hath begot my something grief ; +Or something hath the nothing that I grieve : +'Tis in reversion that I do possess ; +But what it is , that is not yet known ; what +I cannot name ; 'tis nameless woe , I wot . + + +God save your majesty ! and well met , gentlemen : +I hope the king is not yet shipp'd for Ireland . + +Why hop'st thou so ? 'tis better hope he is , +For his designs crave haste , his haste good hope : +Then wherefore dost thou hope he is not shipp'd ? + +That he , our hope , might have retir'd his power , +And driven into despair an enemy's hope , +Who strongly hath set footing in this land : +The banish'd Bolingbroke repeals himself , +And with uplifted arms is safe arriv'd +At Ravenspurgh . + +Now God in heaven forbid ! + +Ah ! madam , 'tis too true : and that is worse , +The Lord Northumberland , his son young Henry Percy , +The Lords of Ross , Beaumond , and Willoughby , +With all their powerful friends , are fled to him . + +Why have you not proclaim'd Northumberland +And all the rest of the revolted faction traitors ? + +We have : whereupon the Earl of Worcester +Hath broke his staff , resign'd his stewardship , +And all the household servants fled with him +To Bolingbroke . + +So , Green , thou art the midwife to my woe , +And Bolingbroke my sorrow's dismal heir : +Now hath my soul brought forth her prodigy , +And I , a gasping new-deliver'd mother , +Have woe to woe , sorrow to sorrow join'd . + +Despair not , madam . + +Who shall hinder me ? +I will despair , and be at enmity +With cozening hope : he is a flatterer , +A parasite , a keeper-back of death , +Who gently would dissolve the bands of life , +Which false hope lingers in extremity . + + +Here comes the Duke of York . + +With signs of war about his aged neck : +O ! full of careful business are his looks . +Uncle , for God's sake , speak comfortable words . + +Should I do so , I should belie my thoughts : +Comfort's in heaven ; and we are on the earth , +Where nothing lives but crosses , cares , and grief . +Your husband , he is gone to save far off , +Whilst others come to make him lose at home : +Here am I left to underprop his land , +Who , weak with age , cannot support myself . +Now comes the sick hour that his surfeit made ; +Now shall he try his friends that flatter'd him . + + +My lord , your son was gone before I came . + +He was ? Why , so ! go all which way it will ! +The nobles they are fled , the commons they are cold , +And will , I fear , revolt on Hereford's side . +Sirrah , get thee to Plashy , to my sister Gloucester ; +Bid her send me presently a thousand pound . +Hold , take my ring . + +My lord , I had forgot to tell your lordship : +To-day , as I came by , I called there ; +But I shall grieve you to report the rest . + +What is't , knave ? + +An hour before I came the duchess died . + +God for his mercy ! what a tide of woes +Comes rushing on this woeful land at once ! +I know not what to do : I would to God , +So my untruth had not provok'd him to it , +The king had cut off my head with my brother's . +What ! are there no posts dispatch'd for Ireland ? +How shall we do for money for these wars ? +Come , sister ,cousin , I would say ,pray , pardon me . +Go , fellow , get thee home ; provide some carts +And bring away the armour that is there . + +Gentlemen , will you go muster men ? If I know +How or which way to order these affairs +Thus thrust disorderly into my hands , +Never believe me . Both are my kinsmen : +The one is my sovereign , whom both my oath +And duty bids defend ; the other again +Is my kinsman , whom the king hath wrong'd , +Whom conscience and my kindred bids to right . +Well , somewhat we must do . Come , cousin , +I'll dispose of you . Gentlemen , go muster up your men , +And meet me presently at Berkeley Castle . +I should to Plashy too : +But time will not permit . All is uneven , +And every thing is left at six and seven . + + +The wind sits fair for news to go to Ireland , +But none returns . For us to levy power +Proportionable to the enemy +Is all unpossible . + +Besides , our nearness to the king in love +Is near the hate of those love not the king . + +And that's the wavering commons ; for their love +Lies in their purses , and whoso empties them , +By so much fills their hearts with deadly hate . + +Wherein the king stands generally condemn'd . + +If judgment lie in them , then so do we , +Because we ever have been near the king . + +Well , I'll for refuge straight to Bristol Castle ; +The Earl of Wiltshire is already there . + +Thither will I with you ; for little office +Will the hateful commons perform for us , +Except like curs to tear us all to pieces . +Will you go along with us ? + +No ; I will to Ireland to his majesty . +Farewell : if heart's presages be not vain , +We three here part that ne'er shall meet again . + +That's as York thrives to beat back Bolingbroke . + +Alas , poor duke ! the task he undertakes +Is numbering sands and drinking oceans dry : +Where one on his side fights , thousands will fly . +Farewell at once ; for once , for all , and ever . + +Well , we may meet again . + +I fear me , never . + + +How far is it , my lord , to Berkeley now ? + +Believe me , noble lord , +I am a stranger here in Gloucestershire : +These high wild hills and rough uneven ways +Draw out our miles and make them wearisome ; +But yet your fair discourse hath been as sugar , +Making the hard way sweet and delectable . +But I bethink me what a weary way +From Ravenspurgh to Cotswold will be found +In Ross and Willoughby , wanting your company , +Which , I protest , hath very much beguil'd +The tediousness and process of my travel : +But theirs is sweeten'd with the hope to have +The present benefit which I possess ; +And hope to joy is little less in joy +Than hope enjoy'd : by this the weary lords +Shall make their way seem short , as mine hath done +By sight of what I have , your noble company . + +Of much less value is my company +Than your good words . But who comes here ? + + +It is my son , young Harry Percy , +Sent from my brother Worcester , whencesoever . +Harry , how fares your uncle ? + +I had thought , my lord , to have learn'd his health of you . + +Why , is he not with the queen ? + +No , my good lord ; he hath forsook the court , +Broken his staff of office , and dispers'd +The household of the king . + +What was his reason ? +He was not so resolv'd when last we spake together . + +Because your lordship was proclaimed traitor . +But he , my lord , is gone to Ravenspurgh , +To offer service to the Duke of Hereford , +And sent me over by Berkeley to discover +What power the Duke of York had levied there ; +Then with direction to repair to Ravenspurgh . + +Have you forgot the Duke of Hereford , boy ? + +No , my good lord ; for that is not forgot +Which ne'er I did remember : to my knowledge +I never in my life did look on him . + +Then learn to know him now : this is the duke . + +My gracious lord , I tender you my service , +Such as it is , being tender , raw , and young , +Which elder days shall ripen and confirm +To more approved service and desert . + +I thank thee , gentle Percy ; and be sure +I count myself in nothing else so happy +As in a soul remembering my good friends ; +And as my fortune ripens with thy love , +It shall be still thy true love's recompense : +My heart this covenant makes , my hand thus seals it . + +How far is it to Berkeley ? and what stir +Keeps good old York there with his men of war ? + +There stands the castle , by yon tuft of trees , +Mann'd with three hundred men , as I have heard ; +And in it are the Lords of York , Berkeley , and Seymour ; +None else of name and noble estimate . + + +Here come the Lords of Ross and Willoughby , +Bloody with spurring , fiery-red with haste . + +Welcome , my lords . I wot your love pursues +A banish'd traitor ; all my treasury +Is yet but unfelt thanks , which , more enrich'd , +Shall be your love and labour's recompense . + +Your presence makes us rich , most noble lord . + +And far surmounts our labour to attain it . + +Evermore thanks , the exchequer of the poor ; +Which , till my infant fortune comes to years , +Stands for my bounty . But who comes here ? + + +It is my Lord of Berkeley , as I guess . + +My lord of Hereford , my message is to you . + +My lord , my answer is to Lancaster ; +And I am come to seek that name in England ; +And I must find that title in your tongue +Before I make reply to aught you say . + +Mistake me not , my lord ; 'tis not my meaning +To raze one title of your honour out : +To you , my lord , I come , what lord you will , +From the most gracious regent of this land , +The Duke of York , to know what pricks you on +To take advantage of the absent time +And fright our native peace with self-born arms . + + +I shall not need transport my words by you : +Here comes his Grace in person . +My noble uncle ! + + +Show me thy humble heart , and not thy knee , +Whose duty is deceivable and false . + +My gracious uncle + +Tut , tut ! +Grace me no grace , nor uncle me no uncle : +I am no traitor's uncle ; and that word 'grace' +In an ungracious mouth is but profane . +Why have those banish'd and forbidden legs +Dar'd once to touch a dust of England's ground ? +But then , more 'why ?' why have they dar'd to march +So many miles upon her peaceful bosom , +Frighting her pale-fac'd villages with war +And ostentation of despised arms ? +Com'st thou because the anointed king is hence ? +Why , foolish boy , the king is left behind , +And in my loyal bosom lies his power . +Were I but now the lord of such hot youth +As when brave Gaunt thy father , and myself , +Rescu'd the Black Prince , that young Mars of men , +From forth the ranks of many thousand French , +O ! then , how quickly should this arm of mine , +Now prisoner to the palsy , chastise thee +And minister correction to thy fault ! + +My gracious uncle , let me know my fault : +On what condition stands it and wherein ? + +Even in condition of the worst degree , +In gross rebellion and detested treason : +Thou art a banish'd man , and here art come +Before the expiration of thy time , +In braving arms against thy sovereign . + +As I was banish'd , I was banish'd Hereford ; +But as I come , I come for Lancaster . +And , noble uncle , I beseech your Grace +Look on my wrongs with an indifferent eye : +You are my father , for methinks in you +I see old Gaunt alive : O ! then , my father , +Will you permit that I shall stand condemn'd +A wandering vagabond ; my rights and royalties +Pluck'd from my arms perforce and given away +To upstart unthrifts ? Wherefore was I born ? +If that my cousin king be King of England , +It must be granted I am Duke of Lancaster . +You have a son , Aumerle , my noble kinsman ; +Had you first died , and he been thus trod down , +He should have found his uncle Gaunt a father , +To rouse his wrongs and chase them to the bay . +I am denied to sue my livery here , +And yet my letters-patent give me leave : +My father's goods are all distrain'd and sold , +And these and all are all amiss employ'd . +What would you have me do ? I am a subject , +And challenge law : attorneys are denied me , +And therefore personally I lay my claim +To my inheritance of free descent . + +The noble duke hath been too much abus'd . + +It stands your Grace upon to do him right . + +Base men by his endowments are made great . + +My lords of England , let me tell you this : +I have had feeling of my cousin's wrongs , +And labour'd all I could to do him right ; +But in this kind to come , in braving arms , +Be his own carver and cut out his way , +To find out right with wrong , it may not be ; +And you that do abet him in this kind +Cherish rebellion and are rebels all . + +The noble duke hath sworn his coming is +But for his own ; and for the right of that +We all have strongly sworn to give him aid ; +And let him ne'er see joy that breaks that oath ! + +Well , well , I see the issue of these arms : +I cannot mend it , I must needs confess , +Because my power is weak and all ill left ; +But if I could , by him that gave me life , +I would attach you all and make you stoop +Unto the sovereign mercy of the king ; +But since I cannot , be it known to you +I do remain as neuter . So , fare you well ; +Unless you please to enter in the castle +And there repose you for this night . + +An offer , uncle , that we will accept : +But we must win your Grace to go with us +To Bristol Castle ; which they say is held +By Bushy , Bagot , and their complices , +The caterpillars of the commonwealth , +Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away . + +It may be I will go with you ; but yet I'll pause ; +For I am loath to break our country's laws . +Nor friends nor foes , to me welcome you are : +Things past redress are now with me past care . + + +My Lord of Salisbury , we have stay'd ten days , +And hardly kept our countrymen together , +And yet we hear no tidings from the king ; +Therefore we will disperse ourselves : farewell . + +Stay yet another day , thou trusty Welshman : +The king reposeth all his confidence in thee . + +'Tis thought the king is dead : we will not stay . +The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd +And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven , +The pale-fac'd moon looks bloody on the earth +And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change , +Rich men look sad and ruffians dance and leap , +The one in fear to lose what they enjoy , +The other to enjoy by rage and war : +These signs forerun the death or fall of kings . +Farewell : our countrymen are gone and fled , +As well assur'd Richard their king is dead . + + +Ah , Richard ! with the eyes of heavy mind +I see thy glory like a shooting star +Fall to the base earth from the firmament . +Thy sun sets weeping in the lowly west , +Witnessing storms to come , woe , and unrest . +Thy friends are fled to wait upon thy foes , +And crossly to thy good all fortune goes . + + +Bring forth these men . +Bushy and Green , I will not vex your souls +Since presently your souls must part your bodies +With too much urging your pernicious lives , +For 'twere no charity ; yet , to wash your blood +From off my hands , here in the view of men +I will unfold some causes of your deaths . +You have misled a prince , a royal king , +A happy gentleman in blood and lineaments , +By you unhappied and disfigur'd clean : +You have in manner with your sinful hours +Made a divorce betwixt his queen and him , +Broke the possession of a royal bed , +And stain'd the beauty of a fair queen's cheeks +With tears drawn from her eyes by your foul wrongs . +Myself , a prince by fortune of my birth , +Near to the king in blood , and near in love +Till you did make him misinterpret me , +Have stoop'd my neck under your injuries , +And sigh'd my English breath in foreign clouds , +Eating the bitter bread of banishment ; +Whilst you have fed upon my signories , +Dispark'd my parks , and felled my forest woods , +From mine own windows torn my household coat , +Raz'd out my impress , leaving me no sign , +Save men's opinions and my living blood , +To show the world I am a gentleman . +This and much more , much more than twice all this , +Condemns you to the death . See them deliver'd over +To execution and the hand of death . + +More welcome is the stroke of death to me +Than Bolingbroke to England . Lords , farewell . + +My comfort is , that heaven will take our souls +And plague injustice with the pains of hell . + +My Lord Northumberland , see them dispatch'd . + +Uncle , you say the queen is at your house ; +For God's sake , fairly let her be entreated : +Tell her I send to her my kind commends ; +Take special care my greetings be deliver'd . + +A gentleman of mine I have dispatch'd +With letters of your love to her at large . + +Thanks , gentle uncle . Come , lords , away , +To fight with Glendower and his complices : +Awhile to work , and after holiday . + + +Barkloughly Castle call they this at hand ? + +Yea , my lord . How brooks your Grace the air , +After your late tossing on the breaking seas ? + +Needs must I like it well : I weep for joy +To stand upon my kingdom once again . +Dear earth , I do salute thee with my hand , +Though rebels wound thee with their horses' hoofs : +As a long-parted mother with her child +Plays fondly with her tears and smiles in meeting , +So , weeping , smiling , greet I thee , my earth , +And do thee favour with my royal hands . +Feed not thy sovereign's foe , my gentle earth , +Nor with thy sweets comfort his revenous sense ; +But let thy spiders , that suck up thy venom , +And heavy-gaited toads lie in their way , +Doing annoyance to the treacherous feet +Which with usurping steps do trample thee . +Yield stinging nettles to mine enemies ; +And when they from thy bosom pluck a flower , +Guard it , I pray thee , with a lurking adder +Whose double tongue may with a mortal touch +Throw death upon thy sovereign's enemies . +Mock not my senseless conjuration , lords : +This earth shall have a feeling and these stones +Prove armed soldiers , ere her native king +Shall falter under foul rebellion's arms . + +Fear not , my lord : that power that made you king +Hath power to keep you king in spite of all . +The means that heaven yields must be embrac'd , +And not neglected ; else , if heaven would , +And we will not , heaven's offer we refuse , +The proffer'd means of succour and redress . + +He means , my lord , that we are too remiss ; +Whilst Bolingbroke , through our security , +Grows strong and great in substance and in friends . + +Discomfortable cousin ! know'st thou not +That when the searching eye of heaven is hid +Behind the globe , and lights the lower world , +Then thieves and robbers range abroad unseen , +In murders and in outrage bloody here ; +But when , from under this terrestrial ball +He fires the proud tops of the eastern pines +And darts his light through every guilty hole , +Then murders , treasons , and detested sins , +The cloak of night being pluck'd from off their backs , +Stand bare and naked , trembling at themselves ? +So when this thief , this traitor , Bolingbroke , +Who all this while hath revell'd in the night +Whilst we were wandering with the antipodes , +Shall see us rising in our throne , the east , +His treasons will sit blushing in his face , +Not able to endure the sight of day , +But self-affrighted tremble at his sin . +Not all the water in the rough rude sea +Can wash the balm from an anointed king ; +The breath of worldly men cannot depose +The deputy elected by the Lord . +For every man that Bolingbroke hath press'd +To lift shrewd steel against our golden crown , +God for his Richard hath in heavenly pay +A glorious angel : then , if angels fight , +Weak men must fall , for heaven still guards the right . + +Welcome , my lord : how far off lies your power ? + +Nor near nor further off , my gracious lord , +Than this weak arm : discomfort guides my tongue +And bids me speak of nothing but despair . +One day too late , I fear me , noble lord , +Hath clouded all thy happy days on earth . +O ! call back yesterday , bid time return , +And thou shalt have twelve thousand fighting men : +To-day , to-day , unhappy day too late , +O'erthrows thy joys , friends , fortune , and thy state ; +For all the Welshmen , hearing thou wert dead , +Are gone to Bolingbroke , dispers'd , and fled . + +Comfort , my liege ! why looks your Grace so pale ? + +But now , the blood of twenty thousand men +Did triumph in my face , and they are fled ; +And till so much blood thither come again +Have I not reason to look pale and dead ? +All souls that will be safe , fly from my side ; +For time hath set a blot upon my pride . + +Comfort , my liege ! remember who you are . + +I had forgot myself . Am I not king ? +Awake , thou sluggard majesty ! thou sleepest . +Is not the king's name twenty thousand names ? +Arm , arm , my name ! a puny subject strikes +At thy great glory . Look not to the ground , +Ye favourites of a king : are we not high ? +High be our thoughts : I know my uncle York +Hath power enough to serve our turn . But who comes here ? + + +More health and happiness betide my liege +Than can my care-tun'd tongue deliver him ! + +Mine ear is open and my heart prepar'd : +The worst is worldly loss thou canst unfold . +Say , is my kingdom lost ? why , 'twas my care ; +And what loss is it to be rid of care ? +Strives Bolingbroke to be as great as we ? +Greater he shall not be : if he serve God +We'll serve him too , and be his fellow so : +Revolt our subjects ? that we cannot mend ; +They break their faith to God as well as us : +Cry woe , destruction , ruin , loss , decay ; +The worst is death , and death will have his day . + +Glad am I that your highness is so arm'd +To bear the tidings of calamity . +Like an unseasonable stormy day +Which makes the silver rivers drown their shores , +As if the world were all dissolv'd to tears , +So high above his limits swells the rage +Of Bolingbroke , covering your fearful land +With hard bright steel and hearts harder than steel . +White-beards have arm'd their thin and hairless scalps +Against thy majesty ; and boys , with women's voices , +Strive to speak big , and clap their female joints +In stiff unwieldy arms against thy crown ; +Thy very beadsmen learn to bend their bows +Of double-fatal yew against thy state ; +Yea , distaff-women manage rusty bills +Against thy seat : both young and old rebel , +And all goes worse than I have power to tell . + +Too well , too well thou tell'st a tale so ill . +Where is the Earl of Wiltshire ? where is Bagot ? +What is become of Bushy ? where is Green ? +That they have let the dangerous enemy +Measure our confines with such peaceful steps ? +If we prevail , their heads shall pay for it . +I warrant they have made peace with Bolingbroke . + +Peace have they made with him , indeed , my lord . + +O villains , vipers , damn'd without redemption ! +Dogs , easily won to fawn on any man ! +Snakes , in my heart-blood warm'd , that sting my heart ! +Three Judases , each one thrice worse than Judas ! +Would they make peace ? terrible hell make war +Upon their spotted souls for this offence ! + +Sweet love , I see , changing his property , +Turns to the sourest and most deadly hate . +Again uncurse their souls ; their peace is made +With heads and not with hands : those whom you curse +Have felt the worst of death's destroying wound +And lie full low , grav'd in the hollow ground . + +Is Bushy , Green , and the Earl of Wiltshire dead ? + +Yea , all of them at Bristol lost their heads . + +Where is the duke my father with his power ? + +No matter where . Of comfort no man speak : +Let's talk of graves , of worms , and epitaphs ; +Make dust our paper , and with rainy eyes +Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth ; +Let's choose executors and talk of wills : +And yet not so for what can we bequeath +Save our deposed bodies to the ground ? +Our lands , our lives , and all are Bolingbroke's , +And nothing can we call our own but death , +And that small model of the barren earth +Which serves as paste and cover to our bones . +For God's sake , let us sit upon the ground +And tell sad stories of the death of kings : +How some have been depos'd , some slain in war , +Some haunted by the ghosts they have depos'd , +Some poison'd by their wives , some sleeping kill'd ; +All murder'd : for within the hollow crown +That rounds the mortal temples of a king +Keeps Death his court , and there the antick sits , +Scoffing his state and grinning at his pomp ; +Allowing him a breath , a little scene , +To monarchize , be fear'd , and kill with looks , +Infusing him with self and vain conceit +As if this flesh which walls about our life +Were brass impregnable ; and humour'd thus +Comes at the last , and with a little pin +Bores through his castle wall , and farewell king ! +Cover your heads , and mock not flesh and blood +With solemn reverence : throw away respect , +Tradition , form , and ceremonious duty , +For you have but mistook me all this while : +I live with bread like you , feel want , +Taste grief , need friends : subjected thus , +How can you say to me I am a king ? + +My lord , wise men ne'er sit and wail their woes , +But presently prevent the ways to wail . +To fear the foe , since fear oppresseth strength , +Gives in your weakness strength unto your foe , +And so your follies fight against yourself . +Fear and be slain ; no worse can come to fight : +And fight and die is death destroying death ; +Where fearing dying pays death servile breath . + +My father hath a power ; inquire of him +And learn to make a body of a limb . + +Thou chid'st me well . Proud Boling broke , I come +To change blows with thee for our day of doom . +This ague-fit of fear is over-blown ; +An easy task it is , to win our own . +Say , Scroop , where lies our uncle with his power ? +Speak sweetly , man , although thy looks be sour . + +Men judge by the complexion of the sky +The state and inclination of the day ; +So may you by my dull and heavy eye , +My tongue hath but a heavier tale to say . +I play the torturer , by small and small +To lengthen out the worst that must be spoken . +Your uncle York is join'd with Bolingbroke , +And all your northern castles yielded up , +And all your southern gentlemen in arms +Upon his party . + +Thou hast said enough . + + +Beshrew thee , cousin , which didst lead me forth +Of that sweet way I was in to despair ! +What say you now ? What comfort have we now ? +By heaven , I'll hate him everlastingly +That bids me be of comfort any more . +Go to Flint Castle : there I'll pine away ; +A king , woe's slave , shall kingly woe obey . +That power I have , discharge ; and let them go +To ear the land that hath some hope to grow , +For I have none : let no man speak again +To alter this , for counsel is but vain . + +My liege , one word . + +He does me double wrong , +That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue . +Discharge my followers : let them hence away , +From Richard's night to Bolingbroke's fair day . + + +So that by this intelligence we learn +The Welshmen are dispers'd and Salisbury +Is gone to meet the king , who lately landed +With some few private friends upon this coast . + +The news is very fair and good , my lord : +Richard not far from hence hath hid his head . + +It would beseem the Lord Northumberland +To say , 'King Richard :' alack the heavy day +When such a sacred king should hide his head ! + +Your Grace mistakes ; only to be brief +Left I his title out . + +The time hath been , +Would you have been so brief with him , he would +Have been so brief with you , to shorten you , +For taking so the head , your whole head's length . + +Mistake not , uncle , further than you should . + +Take not , good cousin , further than you should , +Lest you mistake the heavens are o'er our heads . + +I know it , uncle ; and oppose not myself +Against their will . But who comes here ? + +Welcome , Harry : what , will not this castle yield ? + +The castle royally is mann'd , my lord , +Against thy entrance . + +Royally ! +Why , it contains no king ? + +Yes , my good lord , +It doth contain a king : King Richard lies +Within the limits of yon lime and stone ; +And with him are the Lord Aumerle , Lord Salisbury , +Sir Stephen Scroop ; besides a clergyman +Of holy reverence ; who , I cannot learn . + +O ! belike it is the Bishop of Carlisle . + +Noble lord , +Go to the rude ribs of that ancient castle , +Through brazen trumpet send the breath of parley +Into his ruin'd ears , and thus deliver : +Henry Bolingbroke +On both his knees doth kiss King Richard's hand , +And sends allegiance and true faith of heart +To his most royal person ; hither come +Even at his feet to lay my arms and power , +Provided that my banishment repeal'd , +And lands restor'd again be freely granted . +If not , I'll use the advantage of my power , +And lay the summer's dust with showers of blood +Rain'd from the wounds of slaughter'd Englishmen : +The which , how far off from the mind of Bolingbroke +It is , such crimson tempest should bedrench +The fresh green lap of fair King Richard's land , +My stooping duty tenderly shall show . +Go , signify as much , while here we march +Upon the grassy carpet of this plain . +Let's march without the noise of threat'ning drum , +That from the castle's totter'd battlements +Our fair appointments may be well perus'd . +Methinks King Richard and myself should meet +With no less terror than the elements +Of fire and water , when their thundering shock +At meeting tears the cloudy cheeks of heaven . +Be he the fire , I'll be the yielding water : +The rage be his , while on the earth I rain +My waters ; on the earth , and not on him . +March on , and mark King Richard how he looks . + + +See , see , King Richard doth himself appear , +As doth the blushing discontented sun +From out the fiery portal of the east , +When he perceives the envious clouds are bent +To dim his glory and to stain the track +Of his bright passage to the occident . + +Yet looks he like a king : behold , his eye , +As bright as is the eagle's , lightens forth +Controlling majesty : alack , alack , for woe , +That any harm should stain so fair a show ! + +We are amaz'd ; and thus long have we stood +To watch the fearful bending of thy knee , +Because we thought ourself thy lawful king : +And if we be , how dare thy joints forget +To pay their awful duty to our presence ? +If we be not , show us the hand of God +That hath dismiss'd us from our stewardship ; +For well we know , no hand of blood and bone +Can gripe the sacred handle of our sceptre , +Unless he do profane , steal , or usurp . +And though you think that all , as you have done , +Have torn their souls by turning them from us , +And we are barren and bereft of friends ; +Yet know , my master , God omnipotent , +Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf +Armies of pestilence ; and they shall strike +Your children yet unborn and unbegot , +That lift your vassal hands against my head +And threat the glory of my precious crown . +Tell Bolingbroke ,for yond methinks he is , +That every stride he makes upon my land +Is dangerous treason : he is come to open +The purple testament of bleeding war ; +But ere the crown he looks for live in peace , +Ten thousand bloody crowns of mothers' sons +Shall ill become the flower of England's face , +Change the complexion of her maid-pale peace +To scarlet indignation , and bedew +Her pastures' grass with faithful English blood . + +The king of heaven forbid our lord the king +Should so with civil and uncivil arms +Be rush'd upon ! Thy thrice-noble cousin , +Harry Bolingbroke , doth humbly kiss thy hand ; +And by the honourable tomb he swears , +That stands upon your royal grandsire's bones , +And by the royalties of both your bloods , +Currents that spring from one most gracious head , +And by the buried hand of war-like Gaunt , +And by the worth and honour of himself , +Comprising all that may be sworn or said , +His coming hither hath no further scope +Than for his lineal royalties and to beg +Enfranchisement immediate on his knees : +Which on thy royal party granted once , +His glittering arms he will commend to rust , +His barbed steeds to stables , and his heart +To faithful service of your majesty . +This swears he , as he is a prince , is just ; +And , as I am a gentleman , I credit him . + +Northumberland , say , thus the king returns : +His noble cousin is right welcome hither ; +And all the number of his fair demands +Shall be accomplish'd without contradiction : +With all the gracious utterance thou hast +Speak to his gentle hearing kind commends . + +We do debase ourself , cousin , do we not , +To look so poorly and to speak so fair ? +Shall we call back Northumberland and send +Defiance to the traitor , and so die ? + +No , good my lord ; let's fight with gentle words , +Till time lend friends and friends their helpful swords . + +O God ! O God ! that e'er this tongue of mine , +That laid the sentence of dread banishment +On yond proud man , should take it off again +With words of sooth . O ! that I were as great +As is my grief , or lesser than my name , +Or that I could forget what I have been , +Or not remember what I must be now . +Swell'st thou , proud heart ? I'll give thee scope to beat , +Since foes have scope to beat both thee and me . + +Northumberland comes back from Bolingbroke . + +What must the king do now ? Must he submit ? +The king shall do it : must he be depos'd ? +The king shall be contented : must he lose +The name of king ? o' God's name , let it go : +I'll give my jewels for a set of beads , +My gorgeous palace for a hermitage , +My gay apparel for an almsman's gown , +My figur'd goblets for a dish of wood , +My sceptre for a palmer's walking-staff , +My subjects for a pair of carved saints , +And my large kingdom for a little grave , +A little little grave , an obscure grave ; +Or I'll be buried in the king's highway , +Some way of common trade , where subjects' feet +May hourly trample on their sovereign's head ; +For on my heart they tread now whilst I live ; +And buried once , why not upon my head ? +Aumerle , thou weep'st , my tender-hearted cousin ! +We'll make foul weather with despised tears ; +Our sighs and they shall lodge the summer corn , +And make a dearth in this revolting land . +Or shall we play the wantons with our woes , +And make some pretty match with shedding tears ? +As thus ; to drop them still upon one place , +Till they have fretted us a pair of graves +Within the earth ; and , there inlaid : 'There lies +Two kinsmen digg'd their graves with weeping eyes .' +Would not this ill do well ? Well , well , I see +I talk but idly and you laugh at me . +Most mighty prince , my Lord Northumberland , +What says King Bolingbroke ? will his majesty +Give Richard leave to live till Richard die ? +You make a leg , and Bolingbroke says ay . + +My lord , in the base court he doth attend +To speak with you ; may't please you to come down ? + +Down , down , I come ; like glistering Phaethon , +Wanting the manage of unruly jades . +In the base court ? Base court , where kings grow base , +To come at traitors' calls and do them grace . +In the base court ? Come down ? Down , court ! down , king ! +For night-owls shriek where mounting larks should sing . + + +What says his majesty ? + +Sorrow and grief of heart +Makes him speak fondly , like a frantic man : +Yet he is come . + + +Stand all apart , +And show fair duty to his majesty . + +My gracious lord , + +Fair cousin , you debase your princely knee +To make the base earth proud with kissing it : +Me rather had my heart might feel your love +Than my unpleas'd eye see your courtesy . +Up , cousin , up ; your heart is up , I know , +Thus high at least , although your knee be low . + +My gracious lord , I come but for mine own . + +Your own is yours , and I am yours , and all . + +So far be mine , my most redoubted lord , +As my true service shall deserve your love . + +Well you deserve : they well deserve to have +That know the strong'st and surest way to get . +Uncle , give me your hand : nay , dry your eyes ; +Tears show their love , but want their remedies . +Cousin , I am too young to be your father , +Though you are old enough to be my heir . +What you will have I'll give , and willing too ; +For do we must what force will have us do . +Set on towards London . Cousin , is it so ? + +Yea , my good lord . + +Then I must not say no . + + +What sport shall we devise here in this garden , +To drive away the heavy thought of care ? + +Madam , we'll play at bowls . + +'Twill make me think the world is full of rubs ; +And that my fortune runs against the bias . + +Madam , we'll dance . + +My legs can keep no measure in delight +When my poor heart no measure keeps in grief : +Therefore , no dancing , girl ; some other sport . + +Madam , we'll tell tales . + +Of sorrow or of joy ? + +Of either , madam . + +Of neither , girl : +For if of joy , being altogether wanting , +It doth remember me the more of sorrow ; +Or if of grief , being altogether had , +It adds more sorrow to my want of joy : +For what I have I need not to repeat , +And what I want it boots not to complain . + +Madam , I'll sing . + +'Tis well that thou hast cause ; +But thou shouldst please me better wouldst thou weep . + +I could weep , madam , would it do you good . + +And I could sing would weeping do me good , +And never borrow any tear of thee . +But stay , here come the gardeners : +Let's step into the shadow of these trees . +My wretchedness unto a row of pins , +They'll talk of state ; for every one doth so +Against a change : woe is forerun with woe . + +Go , bind thou up yon dangling apricocks , +Which , like unruly children , make their sire +Stoop with oppression of their prodigal weight : +Give some supportance to the bending twigs . +Go thou , and like an executioner , +Cut off the heads of too fast growing sprays , +That look too lofty in our commonwealth : +All must be even in our government . +You thus employ'd , I will go root away +The noisome weeds , that without profit suck +The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers . + +Why should we in the compass of a pale +Keep law and form and due proportion , +Showing , as in a model , our firm estate , +When our sea-walled garden , the whole land , +Is full of weeds , her fairest flowers chok'd up , +Her fruit-trees all unprun'd , her hedges ruin'd , +Her knots disorder'd , and her wholesome herbs +Swarming with caterpillars ? + +Hold thy peace : +He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring +Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf ; +The weeds that his broad-spreading leaves did shelter , +That seem'd in eating him to hold him up , +Are pluck'd up root and all by Bolingbroke ; +I mean the Earl of Wiltshire , Bushy , Green . + +What ! are they dead ? + +They are ; and Bolingbroke +Hath seiz'd the wasteful king . O ! what pity is it +That he hath not so trimm'd and dress'd his land +As we this garden . We at time of year +Do wound the bark , the skin of our fruit-trees , +Lest , being over-proud with sap and blood , +With too much riches it confound itself : +Had he done so to great and growing men , +They might have liv'd to bear and he to taste +Their fruits of duty : superfluous branches +We lop away that bearing boughs may live : +Had he done so , himself had borne the crown , +Which waste of idle hours hath quite thrown down . + +What ! think you then the king shall be depos'd ? + +Depress'd he is already , and depos'd +'Tis doubt he will be : letters came last night +To a dear friend of the good Duke of York's , +That tell black tidings . + +O ! I am press'd to death through want of speaking . + +Thou , old Adam's likeness , set to dress this garden , +How dares thy harsh rude tongue sound this unpleasing news ? +What Eve , what serpent , hath suggested thee +To make a second fall of cursed man ? +Why dost thou say King Richard is depos'd ? +Dar'st thou , thou little better thing than earth , +Divine his downfall ? Say , where , when , and how +Cam'st thou by these ill tidings ? speak , thou wretch . + +Pardon me , madam : little joy have I +To breathe these news , yet what I say is true . +King Richard , he is in the mighty hold +Of Bolingbroke ; their fortunes both are weigh'd : +In your lord's scale is nothing but himself , +And some few vanities that make him light ; +But in the balance of great Bolingbroke , +Besides himself , are all the English peers , +And with that odds he weighs King Richard down . +Post you to London and you'll find it so ; +I speak no more than every one doth know . + +Nimble mischance . that art so light of foot , +Doth not thy embassage belong to me , +And am I last that knows it ? O ! thou think'st +To serve me last , that I may longest keep +Thy sorrow in my breast . Come , ladies , go , +To meet at London London's king in woe . +What ! was I born to this , that my sad look +Should grace the triumph of great Bolingbroke ? +Gardener , for telling me these news of woe , +Pray God the plants thou graft'st may never grow . + + +Poor queen ! so that thy state might be no worse , +I would my skill were subject to thy curse . +Here did she fall a tear ; here , in this place , +I'll set a bank of rue , sour herb of grace ; +Rue , even for ruth , here shortly shall be seen , +In the remembrance of a weeping queen . + +Call forth Bagot . +Now , Bagot , freely speak thy mind ; +What thou dost know of noble Gloucester's death , +Who wrought it with the king , and who perform'd +The bloody office of his timeless end . + +Then set before my face the Lord Aumerle . + +Cousin , stand forth , and look upon that man . + +My Lord Aumerle , I know your daring tongue +Scorns to unsay what once it hath deliver'd . +In that dead time when Gloucester's death was plotted , +I heard you say , 'Is not my arm of length , +That reacheth from the restful English court +As far as Calais , to my uncle's head ?' +Amongst much other talk , that very time , +I heard you say that you had rather refuse +The offer of a hundred thousand crowns +Than Bolingbroke's return to England ; +Adding withal , how blest this land would be +In this your cousin's death . + +Princes and noble lords , +What answer shall I make to this base man ? +Shall I so much dishonour my fair stars , +On equal terms to give him chastisement ? +Either I must , or have mine honour soil'd +With the attainder of his slanderous lips . +There is my gage , the manual seal of death , +That marks thee out for hell : I say thou liest , +And will maintain what thou hast said is false +In thy heart-blood , though being all too base +To stain the temper of my knightly sword . + +Bagot , forbear ; thou shalt not take it up . + +Excepting one , I would he were the best +In all this presence that hath mov'd me so . + +If that thy valour stand on sympathies , +There is my gage , Aumerle , in gage to thine : +By that fair sun which shows me where thou stand'st , +I heard thee say , and vauntingly thou spak'st it , +That thou wert cause of noble Gloucester's death . +If thou deny'st it twenty times , thou liest ; +And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart , +Where it was forged , with my rapier's point . + +Thou dar'st not , coward , live to see that day . + +Now , by my soul , I would it were this hour . + +Fitzwater , thou art damn'd to hell for this . + +Aumerle , thou liest ; his honour is as true +In this appeal as thou art all unjust ; +And that thou art so , there I throw my gage , +To prove it on thee to the extremest point +Of mortal breathing : seize it if thou dar'st . + +And if I do not may my hands rot off +And never brandish more revengeful steel +Over the glittering helmet of my foe ! + +I task the earth to the like , forsworn Aumerle ; +And spur thee on with full as many lies +As may be holla'd in thy treacherous ear +From sun to sun : there is my honour's pawn ; +Engage it to the trial if thou dar'st . + +Who sets me else ? by heaven , I'll throw at all : +I have a thousand spirits in one breast , +To answer twenty thousand such as you . + +My Lord Fitzwater , I do remember well +The very time Aumerle and you did talk . + +'Tis very true : you were in presence then ; +And you can witness with me this is true . + +As false , by heaven , as heaven itself is true . + +Surrey , thou best . + +Dishonourable boy ! +That he shall lie so heavy on my sword +That it shall render vengeance and revenge , +Till thou the lie-giver and that lie do lie +In earth as quiet as thy father's skull . +In proof whereof , there is my honour's pawn : +Engage it to the trial if thou dar'st . + +How fondly dost thou spur a forward horse ! +If I dare eat , or drink , or breathe , or live , +I dare meet Surrey in a wilderness , +And spit upon him , whilst I say he lies , +And lies , and lies : there is my bond of faith +To tie thee to my strong correction . +As I intend to thrive in this new world , +Aumerle is guilty of my true appeal : +Besides , I heard the banish'd Norfolk say +That thou , Aumerle , didst send two of thy men +To execute the noble duke at Calais . + +Some honest Christian trust me with a gage . +That Norfolk lies , here do I throw down this , +If he may be repeal'd to try his honour . + +These differences shall all rest under gage +Till Norfolk be repeal'd : repeal'd he shall be , +And though mine enemy , restor'd again +To all his lands and signories ; when he's return'd , +Against Aumerle we will enforce his trial . + +That honourable day shall ne'er be seen . +Many a time hath banish'd Norfolk fought +For Jesu Christ in glorious Christian field , +Streaming the ensign of the Christian cross +Against black pagans , Turks , and Saracens ; +And toil'd with works of war , retir'd himself +To Italy ; and there at Venice gave +His body to that pleasant country's earth , +And his pure soul unto his captain Christ , +Under whose colours he had fought so long . + +Why , bishop , is Norfolk dead ? + +As surely as I live , my lord . + +Sweet peace conduct his sweet soul to the bosom +Of good old Abraham ! Lords appellants , +Your differences shall all rest under gage +Till we assign you to your days of trial . + + +Great Duke of Lancaster , I come to thee +From plume-pluck'd Richard ; who with willing soul +Adopts thee heir , and his high sceptre yields +To the possession of thy royal hand . +Ascend his throne , descending now from him ; +And long live Henry , of that name the fourth ! + +In God's name , I'll ascend the regal throne . + +Marry , God forbid ! +Worst in this royal presence may I speak , +Yet best beseeming me to speak the truth . +Would God that any in this noble presence +Were enough noble to be upright judge +Of noble Richard ! then , true noblesse would +Learn him forbearance from so foul a wrong . +What subject can give sentence on his king ? +And who sits here that is not Richard's subject ? +Thieves are not judg'd but they are by to hear , +Although apparent guilt be seen in them ; +And shall the figure of God's majesty , +His captain , steward , deputy elect , +Anointed , crowned , planted many years , +Be judg'd by subject and inferior breath , +And he himself not present ? O ! forfend it , God , +That in a Christian climate souls refin'd +Should show so heinous , black , obscene a deed . +I speak to subjects , and a subject speaks , +Stirr'd up by God thus boldly for his king . +My Lord of Hereford here , whom you call king , +Is a foul traitor to proud Hereford's king ; +And if you crown him , let me prophesy , +The blood of English shall manure the ground +And future ages groan for this foul act ; +Peace shall go sleep with Turks and infidels , +And in this seat of peace tumultuous wars +Shall kin with kin and kind with kind confound ; +Disorder , horror , fear and mutiny +Shall here inhabit , and this land be call'd +The field of Golgotha and dead men's skulls . +O ! if you rear this house against this house , +It will the woefullest division prove +That ever fell upon this cursed earth . +Prevent it , resist it , let it not be so , +Lest child , child's children , cry against you 'woe !' + +Well have you argu'd , sir ; and , for your pains , +Of capital treason we arrest you here . +My Lord of Westminster , be it your charge +To keep him safely till his day of trial . +May it please you , lords , to grant the commons' suit ? + +Fetch hither Richard , that in common view +He may surrender ; so we shall proceed +Without suspicion . + +I will be his conduct . + + +Lords , you that here are under our arrest , +Procure your sureties for your days of answer . + + +Little are we beholding to your love , +And little look'd for at your helping hands . + + +Alack ! why am I sent for to a king +Before I have shook off the regal thoughts +Wherewith I reign'd ? I hardly yet have learn'd +To insinuate , flatter , bow , and bend my limbs : +Give sorrow leave awhile to tutor me +To this submission . Yet I well remember +The favours of these men : were they not mine ? +Did they not sometime cry , 'All haill' to me ? +So Judas did to Christ : but he , in twelve , +Found truth in all but one ; I , in twelve thousand , none . +God save the king ! Will no man say , amen ? +Am I both priest and clerk ? well then , amen . +God save the king ! although I be not he ; +And yet , amen , if heaven do think him me . +To do what service am I sent for hither ? + +To do that office of thine own good will +Which tired majesty did make thee offer , +The resignation of thy state and crown +To Henry Bolingbroke . + +Give me the crown . Here , cousin , seize the crown ; +Here cousin , +On this side my hand and on that side thine . +Now is this golden crown like a deep well +That owes two buckets filling one another ; +The emptier ever dancing in the air , +The other down , unseen and full of water : +That bucket down and full of tears am I , +Drinking my griefs , whilst you mount up on high . + +I thought you had been willing to resign . + +My crown , I am ; but still my griefs are mine . +You may my glories and my state depose , +But not my griefs ; still am I king of those . + +Part of your cares you give me with your crown . + +Your cares set up do not pluck my cares down . +My care is loss of care , by old care done ; +Your care is gain of care , by new care won . +The cares I give I have , though given away ; +They tend the crown , yet still with me they stay . + +Are you contented to resign the crown ? + +Ay , no ; no , ay ; for I must nothing be ; +Therefore no no , for I resign to thee . +Now mark me how I will undo myself : +I give this heavy weight from off my head , +And this unwieldy sceptre from my hand , +The pride of kingly sway from out my heart ; +With mine own tears I wash away my balm , +With mine own hands I give away my crown , +With mine own tongue deny my sacred state , +With mine own breath release all duteous rites : +All pomp and majesty I do forswear ; +My manors , rents , revenues , I forego ; +My acts , decrees , and statutes I deny : +God pardon all oaths that are broke to me ! +God keep all vows unbroke are made to thee ! +Make me , that nothing have , with nothing griev'd , +And thou with all pleas'd , that hast all achiev'd ! +Long mayst thou live in Richard's seat to sit , +And soon lie Richard in an earthy pit ! +God save King Henry , unking'd Richard says , +And send him many years of sunshine days ! +What more remains ? + +No more , but that you read +These accusations and these grievous crimes +Committed by your person and your followers +Against the state and profit of this land ; +That , by confessing them , the souls of men +May deem that you are worthily depos'd . + +Must I do so ? and must I ravel out +My weav'd-up follies ? Gentle Northumberland , +If thy offences were upon record , +Would it not shame thee in so fair a troop +To read a lecture of them ? If thou wouldst , +There shouldst thou find one heinous article , +Containing the deposing of a king , +And cracking the strong warrant of an oath , +Mark'd with a blot , damn'd in the book of heaven . +Nay , all of you that stand and look upon me , +Whilst that my wretchedness doth bait myself , +Though some of you with Pilate wash your hands , +Showing an outward pity ; yet you Pilates +Have here deliver'd me to my sour cross , +And water cannot wash away your sin . + +My lord , dispatch ; read o'er these articles . + +Mine eyes are full of tears , I cannot see : +And yet salt water blinds them not so much +But they can see a sort of traitors here . +Nay , if I turn mine eyes upon myself , +I find myself a traitor with the rest ; +For I have given here my soul's consent +To undeck the pompous body of a king ; +Made glory base and sovereignty a slave , +Proud majesty a subject , state a peasant , + +My lord , + +No lord of thine , thou haught insulting man , +Nor no man's lord ; I have no name , no title , +No , not that name was given me at the font , +But 'tis usurp'd : alack the heavy day ! +That I have worn so many winters out , +And know not now what name to call myself . +O ! that I were a mockery king of snow , +Standing before the sun of Bolingbroke , +To melt myself away in water-drops . +Good king , great king ,and yet not greatly good , +An if my word be sterling yet in England , +Let it command a mirror hither straight , +That it may show me what a face I have , +Since it is bankrupt of his majesty . + +Go some of you and fetch a looking-glass . + + +Read o'er this paper while the glass doth come . + +Fiend ! thou torment'st me ere I come to hell . + +Urge it no more , my Lord Northumberland . + +The commons will not then be satisfied . + +They shall be satisfied : I'll read enough +When I do see the very book indeed +Where all my sins are writ , and that's myself . + + +Give me the glass , and therein will I read . +No deeper wrinkles yet ? Hath sorrow struck +So many blows upon this face of mine +And made no deeper wounds ? O , flattering glass ! +Like to my followers in prosperity , +Thou dost beguile me . Was this face the face +That every day under his household roof +Did keep ten thousand men ? Was this the face +That like the sun did make beholders wink ? +Was this the face that fac'd so many follies , +And was at last out-fac'd by Bolingbroke ? +A brittle glory shineth in this face : +As brittle as the glory is the face ; + +For there it is , crack'd in a hundred shivers . +Mark , silent king , the moral of this sport , + +How soon my sorrow hath destroy'd my face . + +The shadow of your sorrow hath destroy'd +The shadow of your face . + +Say that again . +The shadow of my sorrow ! Ha ! let's see : +'Tis very true , my grief lies all within ; +And these external manners of laments +Are merely shadows to the unseen grief +That swells with silence in the tortur'd soul ; +There lies the substance : and I thank thee , king , +For thy great bounty , that not only giv'st +Me cause to wail , but teachest me the way +How to lament the cause . I'll beg one boon , +And then be gone and trouble you no more . +Shall I obtain it ? + +Name it , fair cousin . + +'Fair cousin !' I am greater than a king ; +For when I was a king , my flatterers +Were then but subjects ; being now a subject , +I have a king here to my flatterer . +Being so great , I have no need to beg . + +Yet ask . + +And shall I have ? + +You shall . + +Then give me leave to go . + +Whither ? + +Whither you will , so I were from your sights . + +Go , some of you convey him to the Tower . + +O , good ! convey ? conveyers are you all , +That rise thus nimbly by a true king's fall . + + +On Wednesday next we solemnly set down +Our coronation : lords , prepare yourselves . + + +A woeful pageant have we here beheld . + +The woe's to come ; the children yet unborn +Shall feel this day as sharp to them as thorn . + +You holy clergymen , is there no plot +To rid the realm of this pernicious blot ? + +My lord , +Before I freely speak my mind herein , +You shall not only take the sacrament +To bury mine intents , but also to effect +Whatever I shall happen to devise . +I see your brows are full of discontent , +Your hearts of sorrow , and your eyes of tears : +Come home with me to supper ; I will lay +A plot shall show us all a merry day . + +This way the king will come ; this is the way +To Julius C sar's ill-erected tower , +To whose flint bosom my condemned lord +Is doom'd a prisoner by proud Bolingbroke . +Here let us rest , if this rebellious earth +Have any resting for her true king's queen . + + +But soft , but see , or rather do not see , +My fair rose wither : yet look up , behold , +That you in pity may dissolve to dew , +And wash him fresh again with true-love tears . +Ah ! thou , the model where old Troy did stand , +Thou map of honour , thou King Richard's tomb , +And not King Richard ; thou most beauteous inn , +Why should hard-favour'd grief be lodg'd in thee , + +When triumph is become an alehouse guest ? + +Join not with grief , fair woman , do not so , +To make my end too sudden : learn , good soul , +To think our former state a happy dream ; +From which awak'd , the truth of what we are +Shows us but this . I am sworn brother , sweet , +To grim Necessity , and he and I +Will keep a league till death . Hie thee to France , +And cloister thee in some religious house : +Our holy lives must win a new world's crown , +Which our profane hours here have stricken down . + +What ! is my Richard both in shape and mind +Transform'd and weaken'd ! Hath Bolingbroke depos'd +Thine intellect ? hath he been in thy heart ? +The lion dying thrusteth forth his paw +And wounds the earth , if nothing else , with rage +To be o'erpower'd ; and wilt thou , pupil-like , +Take thy correction mildly , kiss the rod , +And fawn on rage with base humility , +Which art a lion and a king of beasts ? + +A king of beasts indeed ; if aught but beasts , +I had been still a happy king of men . +Good sometime queen , prepare thee hence for France , +Think I am dead , and that even here thou tak'st , +As from my death-bed , my last living leave . +In winter's tedious nights sit by the fire +With good old folks , and let them tell thee tales +Of woeful ages , long ago betid ; +And ere thou bid good night , to quit their grief , +Tell thou the lamentable tale of me , +And send the hearers weeping to their beds : +For why the senseless brands will sympathize +The heavy accent of thy moving tongue , +And in compassion weep the fire out ; +And some will mourn in ashes , some coal-black , +For the deposing of a rightful king . + + +My lord , the mind of Bolingbroke is chang'd ; +You must to Pomfret , not unto the Tower . +And , madam , there is order ta'en for you ; +With all swift speed you must away to France . + +Northumberland , thou ladder wherewithal +The mounting Bolingbroke ascends my throne , +The time shall not be many hours of age +More than it is , ere foul sin gathering head +Shall break into corruption . Thou shalt think , +Though he divide the realm and give thee half , +It is too little , helping him to all ; +And he shall think that thou , which know'st the way +To plant unrightful kings , wilt know again , +Being ne'er so little urg'd , another way +To pluck him headlong from the usurped throne . +The love of wicked friends converts to fear ; +That fear to hate , and hate turns one or both +To worthy danger and deserved death . + +My guilt be on my head , and there an end . +Take leave and part ; for you must part forthwith . + +Doubly divorc'd ! Bad men , ye violate +A two-fold marriage ; 'twixt my crown and me , +And then , betwixt me and my married wife . +Let me unkiss the oath 'twixt thee and me ; +And yet not so , for with a kiss 'twas made . +Part us , Northumberland : I towards the north , +Where shivering cold and sickness pines the clime ; +My wife to France : from whence , set forth in pomp , +She came adorned hither like sweet May , +Sent back like Hallowmas or short'st of day . + +And must we be divided ? must we part ? + +Ay , hand from hand , my love , and heart from heart . + +Banish us both and send the king with me . + +That were some love but little policy . + +Then whither he goes , thither let me go . + +So two , together weeping , make one woe . +Weep thou for me in France , I for thee here ; +Better far off , than near , be ne'er the near . +Go , count thy way with sighs , I mine with groans . + +So longest way shall have the longest moans . + +Twice for one step I'll groan , the way being short , +And piece the way out with a heavy heart . +Come , come , in wooing sorrow let's be brief , +Since , wedding it , thero is such length in grief . +One kiss shall stop our mouths , and dumbly part ; +Thus give I mine , and thus take I thy heart . + + +Give me mine own again ; 'twere no good part +To take on me to keep and kill thy heart . + +So , now I have mine own again , be gone , +That I may strive to kill it with a groan . + +We make woe wanton with this fond delay : +Once more , adieu ; the rest let sorrow say . + + +My lord , you told me you would tell the rest , +When weeping made you break the story off , +Of our two cousins coming into London . + +Where did I leave ? + +At that sad stop , my lord , +Where rude misgovern'd hands , from windows' tops , +Threw dust and rubbish on King Richard's head . + +Then , as I said , the duke , great Bolingbroke , +Mounted upon a hot and fiery steed , +Which his aspiring rider seem'd to know , +With slow but stately pace kept on his course , +While all tongues cried , 'God save thee , Bolingbroke !' +You would have thought the very windows spake , +So many greedy looks of young and old +Through casements darted their desiring eyes +Upon his visage , and that all the walls +With painted imagery had said at once +'Jesu preserve thee ! welcome , Bolingbroke !' +Whilst he , from one side to the other turning , +Bare-headed , lower than his proud steed's neck , +Bespake them thus , 'I thank you , countrymen :' +And thus still doing , thus he pass'd along . + +Alack , poor Richard ! where rode he the whilst ? + +As in a theatre , the eyes of men , +After a well-grac'd actor leaves the stage , +Are idly bent on him that enters next , +Thinking his prattle to be tedious ; +Even so , or with much more contempt , men's eyes +Did scowl on Richard : no man cried , 'God save him ;' +No joyful tongue gave him his welcome home ; +But dust was thrown upon his sacred head , +Which with such gentle sorrow he shook off , +His face still combating with tears and smiles , +The badges of his grief and patience , +That had not God , for some strong purpose , steel'd +The hearts of men , they must perforce have melted , +And barbarism itself have pitied him . +But heaven hath a hand in these events , +To whose high will we bound our calm contents . +To Bolingbroke are we sworn subjects now , +Whose state and honour I for aye allow . + +Here comes my son Aumerle . + +Aumerle that was ; +But that is lost for being Richard's friend , +And , madam , you must call him Rutland now . +I am in parliament pledge for his truth +And lasting fealty to the new-made king . + + +Welcome , my son : who are the violets now +That strew the green lap of the new come spring ? + +Madam , I know not , nor I greatly care not : +God knows I had as lief be none as one . + +Well , bear you well in this new spring of time , +Lest you be cropp'd before you come to prime . +What news from Oxford ? hold those justs and triumphs ? + +For aught I know , my lord , they do . + +You will be there , I know . + +If God prevent it not , I purpose so . + +What seal is that that hangs without thy bosom ? +Yea , look'st thou pale ? let me see the writing . + +My lord , 'tis nothing . + +No matter then , who sees it : +I will be satisfied ; let me see the writing . + +I do beseech your Grace to pardon me : +It is a matter of small consequence , +Which for some reasons I would not have seen . + +Which for some reasons , sir , I mean to see . +I fear , I fear , + +What should you fear ? +'Tis nothing but some bond he's enter'd into +For gay apparel 'gainst the triumph day . + +Bound to himself ! what doth he with a bond +That he is bound to ? Wife , thou art a fool . +Boy , let me see the writing . + +I do beseech you , pardon me ; I may not show it . + +I will be satisfied ; let me see it , I say . + +Treason ! foul treason ! villain ! traitor ! slave ! + +What is the matter , my lord ? + +Ho ! who is within there ? + + +Saddle my horse . + +God for his mercy ! what treachery is here ! + +Why , what is it , my lord ? + +Give me my boots , I say ; saddle my horse . +Now , by mine honour , by my life , my troth , +I will appeach the villain . + + +What's the matter ? + +Peace , foolish woman . + +I will not peace . What is the matter , Aumerle ? + +Good mother , be content ; it is no more +Than my poor life must answer . + +Thy life answer ! + +Bring me my boots : I will unto the king . + + +Strike him , Aumerle . Poor boy , thou art amaz'd . + + +Hence , villain ! never more come in my sight . + + +Give me my boots , I say . + +Why , York , what wilt thou do ? +Wilt thou not hide the trespass of thine own ? +Have we more sons , or are we like to have ? +Is not my teeming date drunk up with time ? +And wilt thou pluck my fair son from mine age , +And rob me of a happy mother's name ? +Is he not like thee ? is he not thine own ? + +Thou fond , mad woman , +Wilt thou conceal this dark conspiracy ? +A dozen of them here have ta'en the sacrament , +And interchangeably set down their hands , +To kill the king at Oxford . + +He shall be none ; +We'll keep him here : then , what is that to him ? + +Away , fond woman ! were he twenty times +My son , I would appeach him . + +Hadst thou groan'd for him +As I have done , thou'dst be more pitiful . +But now I know thy mind : thou dost suspect +That I have been disloyal to thy bed , +And that he is a bastard , not thy son : +Sweet York , sweet husband , be not of that mind : +He is as like thee as a man may be , +Not like to me , nor any of my kin , +And yet I love him . + +Make way , unruly woman ! + + +After , Aumerle ! Mount thee upon his horse ; +Spur post , and get before him to the king , +And beg thy pardon ere he do accuse thee . +I'll not be long behind ; though I be old , +I doubt not but to ride as fast as York : +And never will I rise up from the ground +Till Bolingbroke have pardon'd thee . Away ! be gone . + + +Can no man tell of my unthrifty son ? +'Tis full three months since I did see him last . +If any plague hang over us , 'tis he . +I would to God , my lords , he might be found : +Inquire at London , 'mongst the taverns there , +For there , they say , he daily doth frequent , +With unrestrained loose companions , +Even such , they say , as stand in narrow lanes +And beat our watch and rob our passengers ; +While he , young wanton and effeminate boy , +Takes on the point of honour to support +So dissolute a crew . + +My lord , some two days since I saw the prince , +And told him of these triumphs held at Oxford . + +And what said the gallant ? + +His answer was : he would unto the stews , +And from the common'st creature pluck a glove , +And wear it as a favour ; and with that +He would unhorse the lustiest challenger . + +As dissolute as desperate ; yet , through both , +I see some sparkles of a better hope , +Which elder days may happily bring forth . +But who comes here ? + + +Where is the king ? + +What means +Our cousin , that he stares and looks so wildly ? + +God save your Grace ! I do beseech your majesty , +To have some conference with your Grace alone . + +Withdraw yourselves , and leave us here alone . + +What is the matter with our cousin now ? + +For ever may my knees grow to the earth , +My tongue cleave to my roof within my mouth , +Unless a pardon ere I rise or speak . + +Intended or committed was this fault ? +If on the first , how heinous e'er it be , +To win thy after-love I pardon thee . + +Then give me leave that I may turn the key , +That no man enter till my tale be done . + +Have thy desire . + + +My liege , beware ! look to thyself ; +Thou hast a traitor in thy presence there . + +Villain , I'll make thee safe . + +Stay thy revengeful hand ; thou hast no cause to fear . + +Open the door , secure , foolhardy king : +Shall I for love speak treason to thy face ? +Open the door , or I will break it open . + +What is the matter , uncle ? speak ; +Recover breath ; tell us how near is danger , +That we may arm us to encounter it . + +Peruse this writing here , and thou shalt know +The treason that my haste forbids me show . + +Remember , as thou read'st , thy promise pass'd : +I do repent me ; read not my name there ; +My heart is not confederate with my hand . + +'Twas , villain , ere thy hand did set it down . +I tore it from the traitor's bosom , king ; +Fear , and not love , begets his penitence . +Forget to pity him , lest thy pity prove +A serpent that will sting thee to the heart . + +O heinous , strong , and bold conspiracy ! +O loyal father of a treacherous son ! +Thou sheer , immaculate , and silver fountain , +From whence this stream through muddy passages +Hath held his current and defil'd himself ! +Thy overflow of good converts to bad , +And thy abundant goodness shall excuse +This deadly blot in thy digressing son . + +So shall my virtue be his vice's bawd , +And he shall spend mine honour with his shame , +As thriftless sons their scraping fathers' gold . +Mine honour lives when his dishonour dies , +Or my sham'd life in his dishonour lies : +Thou kill'st me in his life ; giving him breath , +The traitor lives , the true man's put to death . + +What ho , my liege ! for God's sake let me in . + +What shrill-voic'd suppliant makes this eager cry ? + +A woman , and thine aunt , great king ; 'tis I . +Speak with me , pity me , open the door : +A beggar begs , that never begg'd before . + +Our scene is alter'd from a serious thing , +And now chang'd to 'The Beggar and the King .' +My dangerous cousin , let your mother in : +I know she's come to pray for your foul sin . + + +If thou do pardon , whosoever pray , +More sins , for this forgiveness , prosper may . +This fester'd joint cut off , the rest rests sound ; +This , let alone , will all the rest confound . + + +O king ! believe not this hard-hearted man : +Love , loving not itself , none other can . + +Thou frantic woman , what dost thou make here ? +Shall thy old dugs once more a traitor rear ? + +Sweet York , be-patient . + +Hear me , gentle liege . + +Rise up , good aunt . + +Not yet , I thee beseech . +For ever will I walk upon my knees , +And never see day that the happy sees , +Till thou give joy ; until thou bid me joy , +By pardoning Rutland , my transgressing boy . + +Unto my mother's prayers I bend my knee . + + +Against them both my true joints bended be . + +Ill mayst thou thrive if thou grant any grace ! + +Pleads he in earnest ? look upon his face ; +His eyes do drop no tears , his prayers are in jest ; +His words come from his mouth , ours from our breast : +He prays but faintly and would be denied ; +We pray with heart and soul and all beside : +His weary joints would gladly rise , I know ; +Our knees shall kneel till to the ground they grow : +His prayers are full of false hypocrisy ; +Ours of true zeal and deep integrity . +Our prayers do out-pray his ; then let them have +That mercy which true prayer ought to have . + +Good aunt , stand up . + +Nay , do not say 'stand up ;' +But 'pardon' first , and afterwards 'stand up .' +An if I were thy nurse , thy tongue to teach , +'Pardon' should be the first word of thy speech . +I never long'd to hear a word till now ; +Say 'pardon ,' king ; let pity teach thee how : +The word is short , but not so short as sweet ; +No word like 'pardon ,' for kings' mouths so meet . + +Speak it in French , king ; say , 'pardonnez moy .' + +Dost thou teach pardon pardon to destroy ? +Ah ! my sour husband , my hard-hearted lord , +That sett'st the word itself against the word . +Speak 'pardon' as 'tis current in our land ; +The chopping French we do not understand . +Thine eye begins to speak , set thy tongue there , +Or in thy piteous heart plant thou thine ear , +That hearing how our plants and prayers do pierce , +Pity may move thee pardon to rehearse . + +Good aunt , stand up . + +I do not sue to stand ; +Pardon is all the suit I have in hand . + +I pardon him , as God shall pardon me . + +O happy vantage of a kneeling knee ! +Yet am I sick for fear : speak it again ; +Twice saying 'pardon' doth not pardon twain , +But makes one pardon strong . + +With all my heart +I pardon him . + +A god on earth thou art . + +But for our trusty brother-in-law and the abbot , +With all the rest of that consorted crew , +Destruction straight shall dog them at the heels . +Good uncle , help to order several powers +To Oxford , or where'er these traitors are : +They shall not live within this world , I swear , +But I will have them , if I once know where . +Uncle , farewell : and cousin too , adieu : +Your mother well hath pray'd , and prove you true . + +Come , my old son : I pray God make thee new . + + +Didst thou not mark the king , what words he spake ? +'Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear ?' +Was it not so ? + +Those were his very words . + +'Have I no friend ?' quoth he : he spake it twice , +And urg'd it twice together , did he not ? + +He did . + +And speaking it , he wistly looked on me , +As who should say , 'I would thou wert the man +That would divorce this terror from my heart ;' +Meaning the king at Pomfret . Come , let's go : +I am the king's friend , and will rid his foe . + + +I have been studying how I may compare +This prison where I live unto the world : +And for because the world is populous , +And here is not a creature but myself , +I cannot do it ; yet I'll hammer it out . +My brain I'll prove the female to my soul ; +My soul the father : and these two beget +A generation of still-breeding thoughts , +And these same thoughts people this little world +In humours like the people of this world , +For no thought is contented . The better sort , +As thoughts of things divine , are intermix'd +With scruples , and do set the word itself +Against the word : +As thus , 'Come , little ones ;' and then again , +'It is as hard to come as for a camel +To thread the postern of a needle's eye .' +Thoughts tending to ambition , they do plot +Unlikely wonders ; how these vain weak nails +May tear a passage through the flinty ribs +Of this hard world , my ragged prison walls ; +And , for they cannot , die in their own pride . +Thoughts tending to content flatter themselves +That they are not the first of fortune's slaves , +Nor shall not be the last ; like silly beggars +Who sitting in the stocks refuge their shame , +That many have and others must sit there : +And in this thought they find a kind of ease , +Bearing their own misfortune on the back +Of such as have before endur'd the like . +Thus play I in one person many people , +And none contented : sometimes am I king ; +Then treason makes me wish myself a beggar , +And so I am : then crushing penury +Persuades me I was better when a king ; +Then am I king'd again ; and by and by +Think that I am unking'd by Bolingbroke , +And straight am nothing : but whate'er I be , +Nor I nor any man that but man is +With nothing shall be pleas'd , till he be eas'd +With being nothing . Music do I hear ? + +Ha , ha ! keep time . How sour sweet music is +When time is broke and no proportion kept ! +So is it in the music of men's lives . +And here have I the daintiness of ear +To check time broke in a disorder'd string ; +But for the concord of my state and time +Had not an ear to hear my true time broke . +I wasted time , and now doth time waste me ; +For now hath time made me his numbering clock : +My thoughts are minutes , and with sighs they jar +Their watches on unto mine eyes , the outward watch , +Whereto my finger , like a dial's point , +Is pointing still , in cleansing them from tears . +Now sir , the sound that tells what hour it is +Are clamorous groans , that strike upon my heart +Which is the bell : so sighs and tears and groans +Show minutes , times , and hours ; but my time +Runs posting on in Bolingbroke's proud joy , +While I stand fooling here , his Jack o' the clock . +This music mads me : let it sound no more ; +For though it have holp madmen to their wits , +In me it seems it will make wise men mad . +Yet blessing on his heart that gives it me ! +For 'tis a sign of love , and love to Richard +Is a strange brooch in this all-hating world . + + +Hail , royal prince ! + +Thanks , noble peer ; +The cheapest of us is ten groats too dear . +What art thou ? and how comest thou hither , man , +Where no man never comes but that sad dog +That brings me food to make misfortune live ? + +I was a poor groom of thy stable , king , +When thou wert king ; who , travelling towards York , +With much ado at length have gotten leave +To look upon my sometimes royal master's face . +O ! how it yearn'd my heart when I beheld +In London streets , that coronation day +When Bolingbroke rode on roan Barbary , +That horse that thou so often hast bestrid , +That horse that I so carefully have dress'd . + +Rode he on Barbary ? Tell me , gentle friend , +How went he under him ? + +So proudly as if he disdain'd the ground . + +So proud that Bolingbroke was on his back ! +That jade hath eat bread from my royal hand ; +This hand hath made him proud with clapping him . +Would he not stumble ? Would he not fall down , +Since pride must have a fall ,and break the neck +Of that proud man that did usurp his back ? +Forgiveness , horse ! why do I rail on thee , +Since thou , created to be aw'd by man , +Wast born to bear ? I was not made a horse ; +And yet I bear a burden like an ass , +Spur-gall'd and tir'd by jauncing Bolingbroke . + + +Fellow , give place ; here is no longer stay . + +If thou love me , 'tis time thou wert away . + +What my tongue dares not , that my heart shall say . + + +My lord , will't please you to fall to ? + +Taste of it first , as thou art wont to do . + +My lord , I dare not : Sir Pierce of Exton , who lately came from the king , commands the contrary . + +The devil take Henry of Lancaster , and thee ! +Patience is stale , and I am weary of it . + + +Help , help , help ! + + +How now ! what means death in this rude assault ? +Villain , thine own hand yields thy death's instrument . + +Go thou and fill another room in hell . + +That hand shall burn in never-quenching fire +That staggers thus my person . Exton , thy fierce hand +Hath with the king's blood stain'd the king's own land . +Mount , mount , my soul ! thy seat is up on high , +Whilst my gross flesh sinks downward , here to die . + + +As full of valour as of royal blood : +Both have I spilt ; O ! would the deed were good ; +For now the devil , that told me I did well , +Says that this deed is chronicled in hell . +This dead king to the living king I'll bear . +Take hence the rest and give them burial here . + + +Kind uncle York , the latest news we hear +Is that the rebels have consum'd with fire +Our town of Cicester in Gloucestershire ; +But whether they be ta'en or slain we hear not . + +Welcome , my lord . What is the news ? + +First , to thy sacred state wish I all happiness . +The next news is : I have to London sent +The heads of Salisbury , Spencer , Blunt , and Kent . +The manner of their taking may appear +At large discoursed in this paper here . + +We thank thee , gentle Percy , for thy pains , +And to thy worth will add right worthy gains . + + +My lord , I have from Oxford sent to London +The heads of Brocas and Sir Bennet Seely , +Two of the dangerous consorted traitors +That sought at Oxford thy dire overthrow . + +Thy pains , Fitzwater , shall not be forgot ; +Right noble is thy merit , well I wot . + + +The grand conspirator , Abbot of Westminster , +With clog of conscience and sour melancholy , +Hath yielded up his body to the grave ; +But here is Carlisle living , to abide +Thy kingly doom and sentence of his pride . + +Carlisle , this is your doom : +Choose out some secret place , some reverend room , +More than thou hast , and with it joy thy life ; +So , as thou livest in peace , die free from strife : +For though mine enemy thou hast ever been , +High sparks of honour in thee have I seen . + + +Great king , within this coffin I present +Thy buried fear : herein all breathless lies +The mightiest of thy greatest enemies , +Richard of Bordeaux , by me hither brought . + +Exton , I thank thee not ; for thou hast wrought +A deed of slander with thy fatal hand +Upon my head and all this famous land . + +From your own mouth , my lord , did I this deed . + +They love not poison that do poison need , +Nor do I thee : though I did wish him dead , +I hate the murderer , love him murdered . +The guilt of conscience take thou for thy labour , +But neither my good word nor princely favour : +With Cain go wander through the shade of night , +And never show thy head by day nor light . +Lords , I protest , my soul is full of woe , +That blood should sprinkle me to make me grow : +Come , mourn with me for that I do lament , +And put on sullen black incontinent . +I'll make a voyage to the Holy Land , +To wash this blood off from my guilty hand . +March sadly after ; grace my mournings here , +In weeping after this untimely bier . + +THE TRAGEDY OF KING RICHARD III + +Now is the winter of our discontent +Made glorious summer by this sun of York ; +And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house +In the deep bosom of the ocean buried . +Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths ; +Our bruised arms hung up for monuments ; +Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings ; +Our dreadful marches to delightful measures . +Grim-visag'd war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front ; +And now ,instead of mounting barbed steeds , +To fright the souls of fearful adversaries , +He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber +To the lascivious pleasing of a lute . +But I , that am not shap'd for sportive tricks , +Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass ; +I , that am rudely stamp'd , and want love's majesty +To strut before a wanton ambling nymph ; +I , that am curtail'd of this fair proportion , +Cheated of feature by dissembling nature , +Deform'd , unfinish'd , sent before my time +Into this breathing world , scarce half made up , +And that so lamely and unfashionable +That dogs bark at me , as I halt by them ; +Why , I , in this weak piping time of peace , +Have no delight to pass away the time , +Unless to see my shadow in the sun +And descant on mine own deformity : +And therefore , since I cannot prove a lover , +To entertain these fair well-spoken days , +I am determined to prove a villain , +And hate the idle pleasures of these days . +Plots have I laid , inductions dangerous , +By drunken prophecies , libels , and dreams , +To set my brother Clarence and the king +In deadly hate the one against the other : +And if King Edward be as true and just +As I am subtle , false , and treacherous , +This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up , +About a prophecy , which says , that G +Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be . +Dive , thoughts , down to my soul : here Clarence comes . + + +Brother , good day : what means this armed guard + +That waits upon your Grace ? + +His majesty , +Tendering my person's safety , hath appointed +This conduct to convey me to the Tower . + +Upon what cause ? + +Because my name is George . + +Alack ! my lord , that fault is none of yours ; +He should , for that , commit your godfathers . +O ! belike his majesty hath some intent +That you should be new-christen'd in the Tower . +But what's the matter , Clarence ? may I know ? + +Yea , Richard , when I know ; for I protest +As yet I do not : but , as I can learn , +He hearkens after prophecies and dreams ; +And from the cross-row plucks the letter G , +And says a wizard told him that by G +His issue disinherited should be ; +And , for my name of George begins with G , +It follows in his thought that I am he . +These , as I learn , and such like toys as these , +Have mov'd his highness to commit me now . + +Why , this it is , when men are rul'd by women : +'Tis not the king that sends you to the Tower ; +My Lady Grey , his wife , Clarence , 'tis she +That tempers him to this extremity . +Was it not she and that good man of worship , +Antony Woodville , her brother there , +That made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower , +From whence this present day he is deliver'd ? +We are not safe , Clarence ; we are not safe . + +By heaven , I think there is no man secure +But the queen's kindred and night-walking heralds +That trudge betwixt the king and Mistress Shore . +Heard you not what a humble suppliant +Lord Hastings was to her for his delivery ? + +Humbly complaining to her deity +Got my lord chamberlain his liberty . +I'll tell you what ; I think it is our way , +If we will keep in favour with the king , +To be her men and wear her livery : +The jealous o'er-worn widow and herself , +Since that our brother dubb'd them gentlewomen , +Are mighty gossips in our monarchy . + +I beseech your Graces both to pardon me ; +His majesty hath straitly given in charge +That no man shall have private conference , +Of what degree soever , with your brother . + +Even so ; an please your worship , Brakenbury , +You may partake of anything we say : +We speak no treason , man : we say the king +Is wise and virtuous , and his noble queen +Well struck in years , fair , and not jealous ; +We say that Shore's wife hath a pretty foot , +A cherry lip , a bonny eye , a passing pleasing tongue ; +And that the queen's kindred are made gentlefolks . +How say you , sir ? can you deny all this ? + +With this , my lord , myself have nought to do . + +Naught to do with Mistress Shore ! I tell thee , fellow , +He that doth naught with her , excepting one , +Were best to do it secretly , alone . + +What one , my lord ? + +Her husband , knave . Wouldst thou betray me ? + +I beseech your Grace to pardon me ; and withal +Forbear your conference with the noble duke . + +We know thy charge , Brakenbury , and will obey . + +We are the queen's abjects , and must obey . +Brother , farewell : I will unto the king ; +And whatsoe'er you will employ me in , +Were it to call King Edward's widow sister , +I will perform it to enfranchise you . +Meantime , this deep disgrace in brotherhood +Touches me deeper than you can imagine . + +I know it pleaseth neither of us well . + +Well , your imprisonment shall not be long ; +I will deliver you , or else lie for you : +Meantime , have patience . + +I must perforce : farewell . + + +Go , tread the path that thou shalt ne'er return , +Simple , plain Clarence ! I do love thee so +That I will shortly send thy soul to heaven , +If heaven will take the present at our hands . +But who comes here ? the new-deliver'd Hastings ! + + +Good time of day unto my gracious lord ! + +As much unto my good lord chamberlain ! +Well are you welcome to this open air . +How hath your lordship brook'd imprisonment ? + +With patience , noble lord , as prisoners must : +But I shall live , my lord , to give them thanks +That were the cause of my imprisonment . + +No doubt , no doubt ; and so shall Clarence too ; +For they that were your enemies are his , +And have prevail'd as much on him as you . + +More pity that the eagles should be mew'd , +While kites and buzzards prey at liberty . + +What news abroad ? + +No news so bad abroad as this at home ; +The king is sickly , weak , and melancholy , +And his physicians fear him mightily . + +Now by Saint Paul , this news is bad indeed . +O ! he hath kept an evil diet long , +And over-much consum'd his royal person : +'Tis very grievous to be thought upon . +What , is he in his bed ? + +He is . + +Go you before , and I will follow you . + +He cannot live , I hope ; and must not die +Till George be pack'd with post-horse up to heaven . +I'll in , to urge his hatred more to Clarence , +With lies well steel'd with weighty arguments ; +And , if I fail not in my deep intent , +Clarence hath not another day to live : +Which done , God take King Edward to his mercy , +And leave the world for me to bustle in ! +For then I'll marry Warwick's youngest daughter . +What though I kill'd her husband and her father , +The readiest way to make the wench amends +Is to become her husband and her father : +The which will I ; not all so much for love +As for another secret close intent , +By marrying her , which I must reach unto . +But yet I run before my horse to market : +Clarence still breathes ; Edward still lives and reigns : +When they are gone , then must I count my gains . + +Set down , set down your honourable load , +If honour may be shrouded in a hearse , +Whilst I a while obsequiously lament +The untimely fall of virtuous Lancaster . +Poor key-cold figure of a holy king ! +Pale ashes of the house of Lancaster ! +Thou bloodless remnant of that royal blood ! +Be it lawful that I invocate thy ghost , +To hear the lamentations of poor Anne , +Wife to thy Edward , to thy slaughter'd son , +Stabb'd by the self-same hand that made these wounds ! +Lo , in these windows that let forth thy life , +I pour the helpless balm of my poor eyes . +O ! cursed be the hand that made these holes ; +Cursed the heart that had the heart to do it ! +Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence ! +More direful hap betide that hated wretch , +That makes us wretched by the death of thee , +Than I can wish to adders , spiders , toads , +Or any creeping venom'd thing that lives ! +If ever he have child , abortive be it , +Prodigious , and untimely brought to light , +Whose ugly and unnatural aspect +May fright the hopeful mother at the view ; +And that be heir to his unhappiness ! +If ever he have wife , let her be made +More miserable by the death of him +Than I am made by my young lord and thee ! +Come , now toward Chertsey with your holy load , +Taken from Paul's to be interred there ; +And still , as you are weary of the weight , +Rest you , whiles I lament King Henry's corse . + +Stay , you that bear the corse , and set it down . + +What black magician conjures up this fiend , +To stop devoted charitable deeds ? + +Villains ! set down the corse ; or , by Saint Paul , +I'll make a corse of him that disobeys . + +My lord , stand back , and let the coffin pass . + +Unmanner'd dog ! stand thou when I command : +Advance thy halberd higher than my breast , +Or , by Saint Paul , I'll strike thee to my foot , +And spurn upon thee , beggar , for thy boldness . + + +What ! do you tremble ? are you all afraid ? +Alas ! I blame you not ; for you are mortal , +And mortal eyes cannot endure the devil . +Avaunt ! thou dreadful minister of hell , +Thou hadst but power over his mortal body , +His soul thou canst not have : therefore , be gone . + +Sweet saint , for charity , be not so curst . + +Foul devil , for God's sake hence , and trouble us not ; +For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell , +Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims . +If thou delight to view thy heinous deeds , +Behold this pattern of thy butcheries . +O ! gentlemen ; see , see ! dead Henry's wounds +Open their congeal'd mouths and bleed afresh . +Blush , blush , thou lump of foul deformity , +For 'tis thy presence that exhales this blood +From cold and empty veins , where no blood dwells : +Thy deed , inhuman and unnatural , +Provokes this deluge most unnatural . +O God ! which this blood mad'st , revenge his death ; +O earth ! which this blood drink'st , revenge his death ; +Either heaven with lightning strike the murderer dead , +Or earth , gape open wide , and eat him quick , +As thou dost swallow up this good king's blood , +Which his hell-govern'd arm hath butchered ! + +Lady , you know no rules of charity , +Which renders good for bad , blessings for curses . + +Villain , thou know'st no law of God nor man : +No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity . + +But I know none , and therefore am no beast . + +O ! wonderful , when devils tell the truth . + +More wonderful when angels are so angry . +Vouchsafe , divine perfection of a woman , +Of these supposed evils , to give me leave , +By circumstance , but to acquit myself . + +Vouchsafe , diffus'd infection of a man , +For these known evils , but to give me leave , +By circumstance , to curse thy cursed self . + +Fairer than tongue can name thee , let me have +Some patient leisure to excuse myself . + +Fouler than heart can think thee , thou canst make +No excuse current , but to hang thyself . + +By such despair I should accuse myself . + +And by despairing shouldst thou stand excus'd +For doing worthy vengeance on thyself , +Which didst unworthy slaughter upon others . + +Say that I slew them not . + +Then say they were not slain : +But dead they are , and , devilish slave , by thee . + +I did not kill your husband . + +Why , then he is alive . + +Nay , he is dead ; and slain by Edward's hand . + +In thy foul throat thou liest : Queen Margaret saw +Thy murderous falchion smoking in his blood ; +The which thou once didst bend against her breast , +But that thy brothers beat aside the point . + +I was provoked by her sland'rous tongue , +That laid their guilt upon my guiltless shoulders . + +Thou wast provoked by thy bloody mind , +That never dreamt on aught but butcheries . +Didst thou not kill this king ? + +I grant ye . + +Dost grant me , hedge-hog ? Then , God grant me too +Thou mayst be damned for that wicked deed ! +O ! he was gentle , mild , and virtuous . + +The fitter for the King of heaven , that hath him . + +He is in heaven , where thou shalt never come . + +Let him thank me , that help'd to send him thither ; +For he was fitter for that place than earth . + +And thou unfit for any place but hell . + +Yes , one place else , if you will bear me name it . + +Some dungeon . + +Your bed-chamber . + +Ill rest betide the chamber where thou liest ! + +So will it , madam , till I lie with you . + +I hope so . + +I know so . But , gentle Lady Anne , +To leave this keen encounter of our wits , +And fall somewhat into a slower method , +Is not the causer of the timeless deaths +Of these Plantagenets , Henry and Edward , +As blameful as the executioner ? + +Thou wast the cause , and most accurs'd effect . + +Your beauty was the cause of that effect ; +Your beauty , that did haunt me in my sleep +To undertake the death of all the world , +So might I live one hour in your sweet bosom . + +If I thought that , I tell thee , homicide , +These nails should rend that beauty from my cheeks . + +These eyes could not endure that beauty's wrack ; +You should not blemish it if I stood by : +As all the world is cheered by the sun , +So I by that ; it is my day , my life . + +Black night o'ershade thy day , and death thy life ! + +Curse not thyself , fair creature ; thou art both . + +I would I were , to be reveng'd on thee . + +It is a quarrel most unnatural , +To be reveng'd on him that loveth thee . + +It is a quarrel just and reasonable , +To be reveng'd on him that kill'd my husband . + +He that bereft thee , lady , of thy husband , +Did it to help thee to a better husband . + +His better doth not breathe upon the earth . + +He lives that loves thee better than he could . + +Name him . + +Plantagenet . + +Why , that was he . + +The self-same name , but one of better nature . + +Where is he ? + +Here . + +Why dost thou spit at me ? + +Would it were mortal poison , for thy sake ! + +Never came poison from so sweet a place . + +Never hung poison on a fouler toad . +Out of my sight ! thou dost infect mine eyes . + +Thine eyes , sweet lady , have infected mine . + +Would they were basilisks , to strike thee dead ! + +I would they were , that I might die at once ; +For now they kill me with a living death . +Those eyes of thine from mine have drawn salt tears , +Sham'd their aspects with store of childish drops ; +These eyes , which never shed remorseful tear ; +No , when my father York and Edward wept +To hear the piteous moan that Rutland made +When black-fac'd Clifford shook his sword at him ; +Nor when thy war-like father like a child , +Told the sad story of my father's death , +And twenty times made pause to sob and weep , +That all the standers-by had wet their cheeks , +Like trees bedash'd with rain : in that sad time , +My manly eyes did scorn an humble tear ; +And what these sorrows could not thence exhale , +Thy beauty hath , and made them blind with weeping . +I never su'd to friend , nor enemy ; +My tongue could never learn sweet smoothing words ; +But , now thy beauty is propos'd my fee , +My proud heart sues , and prompts my tongue to speak . + +Teach not thy lip such scorn , for it was made +For kissing , lady , not for such contempt . +If thy revengeful heart cannot forgive , +Lo ! here I lend thee this sharp-pointed sword ; +Which if thou please to hide in this true breast , +And let the soul forth that adoreth thee , +I lay it open to the deadly stroke , +And humbly beg the death upon my knee . + +Nay , do not pause ; for I did kill King Henry ; +But 'twas thy beauty that provoked me . +Nay , now dispatch ; 'twas I that stabb'd young Edward ; + +But 'twas thy heavenly face that set me on . + +Take up the sword again , or take up me . + +Arise , dissembler : though I wish thy death , +I will not be thy executioner . + +Then bid me kill myself , and I will do it . + +I have already . + +That was in thy rage : +Speak it again , and , even with the word , +This hand , which for thy love did kill thy love , +Shall , for thy love , kill a far truer love : +To both their deaths shalt thou be accessary . + +I would I knew thy heart . + +'Tis figur'd in my tongue . + +I fear me both are false . + +Then never man was true . + +Well , well , put up your sword . + +Say , then , my peace is made . + +That shalt thou know hereafter . + +But shall I live in hope ? + +All men , I hope , live so . + +Vouchsafe to wear this ring . + +To take is not to give . + + +Look , how my ring encompasseth thy finger , +Even so thy breast encloseth my poor heart ; +Wear both of them , for both of them are thine . +And if thy poor devoted servant may +But beg one favour at thy gracious hand , +Thou dost confirm his happiness for ever . + +What is it ? + +That it may please you leave these sad designs +To him that hath most cause to be a mourner , +And presently repair to Crosby-place ; +Where , after I have solemnly interr'd +At Chertsey monastery this noble king , +And wet his grave with my repentant tears , +I will with all expedient duty see you : +For divers unknown reasons , I beseech you , +Grant me this boon . + +With all my heart ; and much it joys me too +To see you are become so penitent . +Tressel and Berkeley , go along with me . + +Bid me farewell . + +'Tis more than you deserve ; +But since you teach me how to flatter you , +Imagine I have said farewell already . + + +Sirs , take up the corse . + +Toward Chertsey , noble lord ? + +No , to White-Friars ; there attend my coming . + +Was ever woman in this humour woo'd ? +Was ever woman in this humour won ? +I'll have her ; but I will not keep her long . +What ! I , that kill'd her husband , and his father , +To take her in her heart's extremest hate ; +With curses in her mouth , tears in her eyes , +The bleeding witness of her hatred by ; +Having God , her conscience , and these bars against me , +And nothing I to back my suit withal +But the plain devil and dissembling looks , +And yet to win her , all the world to nothing ! +Ha ! +Hath she forgot already that brave prince , +Edward , her lord , whom I , some three months since , +Stabb'd in my angry mood at Tewksbury ? +A sweeter and a lovelier gentleman , +Fram'd in the prodigality of nature , +Young , valiant , wise , and , no doubt , right royal , +The spacious world cannot again afford : +And will she yet abase her eyes on me , +That cropp'd the golden prime of this sweet prince , +And made her widow to a woeful bed ? +On me , whose all not equals Edward's moiety ? +On me , that halt and am misshapen thus ? +My dukedom to a beggarly denier +I do mistake my person all this while : +Upon my life , she finds , although I cannot , +Myself to be a marvellous proper man . +I'll be at charges for a looking-glass , +And entertain a score or two of tailors , +To study fashions to adorn my body : +Since I am crept in favour with myself , +I will maintain it with some little cost . +But first I'll turn yon fellow in his grave , +And then return lamenting to my love . +Shine out , fair sun , till I have bought a glass , +That I may see my shadow as I pass . + + +Have patience , madam : there's no doubt his majesty +Will soon recover his accustom'd health . + +In that you brook it ill , it makes him worse : +Therefore , for God's sake , entertain good comfort , +And cheer his Grace with quick and merry words . + +If he were dead , what would betide on me ? + +No other harm but loss of such a lord . + +The loss of such a lord includes all harms . + +The heavens have bless'd you with a goodly son , +To be your comforter when he is gone . + +Ah ! he is young ; and his minority +Is put into the trust of Richard Gloucester , +A man that loves not me , nor none of you . + +Is it concluded he shall be protector ? + +It is determin'd , not concluded yet : +But so it must be if the king miscarry . + + +Here come the Lords of Buckingham and Stanley . + +Good time of day unto your royal Grace ! + +God make your majesty joyful as you have been ! + +The Countess Richmond , good my Lord of Stanley , +To your good prayer will scarcely say amen . +Yet , Stanley , notwithstanding she's your wife , +And loves not me , be you , good lord , assur'd +I hate not you for her proud arrogance . + +I do beseech you , either not believe +The envious slanders of her false accusers ; +Or , if she be accus'd on true report , +Bear with her weakness , which , I think , proceeds +From wayward sickness , and no grounded malice . + +Saw you the king to-day , my Lord of Stanley ? + +But now the Duke of Buckingham and I , +Are come from visiting his majesty . + +What likelihood of his amendment , lords ? + +Madam , good hope ; his Grace speaks cheerfully . + +God grant him health ! did you confer with him ? + +Ay , madam : he desires to make atonement +Between the Duke of Gloucester and your brothers , +And between them and my lord chamberlain ; +And sent to warn them to his royal presence . + +Would all were well ! But that will never be . +I fear our happiness is at the highest . + + +They do me wrong , and I will not endure it : +Who are they that complain unto the king , +That I , forsooth , am stern and love them not ? +By holy Paul , they love his Grace but lightly +That fill his ears with such dissentious rumours . +Because I cannot flatter and speak fair , +Smile in men's faces , smooth , deceive , and cog , +Duck with French nods and apish courtesy , +I must be held a rancorous enemy . +Cannot a plain man live and think no harm , +But thus his simple truth must be abus'd +By silken , sly , insinuating Jacks ? + +To whom in all this presence speaks your Grace ? + +To thee , that hast nor honesty nor grace . +When have I injur'd thee ? when done thee wrong ? +Or thee ? or thee ? or any of your faction ? +A plague upon you all ! His royal person , +Whom God preserve better than you would wish ! +Cannot be quiet scarce a breathing-while , +But you must trouble him with lewd complaints . + +Brother of Gloucester , you mistake the matter . +The king , on his own royal disposition , +And not provok'd by any suitor else , +Aiming , belike , at your interior hatred , +That in your outward action shows itself +Against my children , brothers , and myself , +Makes him to send ; that thereby he may gather +The ground of your ill-will , and so remove it . + +I cannot tell ; the world is grown so bad +That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch : +Since every Jack became a gentleman +There's many a gentle person made a Jack . + +Come , come , we know your meaning , brother Gloucester ; +You envy my advancement and my friends' . +God grant we never may have need of you ! + +Meantime , God grants that we have need of you : +Our brother is imprison'd by your means , +Myself disgrac'd , and the nobility +Held in contempt ; while great promotions +Are daily given to ennoble those +That scarce , some two days since , were worth a noble . + +By him that rais'd me to this careful height +From that contented hap which I enjoy'd , +I never did incense his majesty +Against the Duke of Clarence , but have been +An earnest advocate to plead for him . +My lord , you do me shameful injury , +Falsely to draw me in these vile suspects . + +You may deny that you were not the mean +Of my Lord Hastings' late imprisonment . + +She may , my lord ; for + +She may , Lord Rivers ! why , who knows not so ? +She may do more , sir , than denying that : +She may help you to many fair preferments , +And then deny her aiding hand therein , +And lay those honours on your high deserts . +What may she not ? She may ,ay , marry , may she , + +What , marry , may she ? + +What , marry , may she ! marry with a king , +A bachelor , a handsome stripling too . +I wis your grandam had a worser match . + +My Lord of Gloucester , I have too long borne +Your blunt upbraidings and your bitter scoffs ; +By heaven , I will acquaint his majesty +Of those gross taunts that oft I have endur'd . +I had rather be a country servantmaid +Than a great queen , with this condition , +To be so baited , scorn'd , and stormed at : +Small joy have I in being England's queen . + + +And lessen'd be that small , God , I beseech him ! +Thy honour , state , and seat is due to me . + +What ! threat you me with telling of the king ? +Tell him , and spare not : look , what I have said +I will avouch in presence of the king : +I dare adventure to be sent to the Tower . +'Tis time to speak ; my pains are quite forgot . + +Out , devil ! I remember them too well : +Thou kill'dst my husband Henry in the Tower , +And Edward , my poor son , at Tewksbury . + +Ere you were queen , ay , or your husband king , +I was a pack-horse in his great affairs , +A weeder-out of his proud adversaries , +A liberal rewarder of his friends ; +To royalize his blood I split mine own . + +Ay , and much better blood than his , or thine . + +In all which time you and your husband Grey +Were factious for the house of Lancaster ; +And , Rivers , so were you . Was not your husband +In Margaret's battle at Saint Alban's slain ? +Let me put in your minds , if you forget , +What you have been ere now , and what you are ; +Withal , what I have been , and what I am . + +A murderous villain , and so still thou art . + +Poor Clarence did forsake his father , Warwick , +Ay , and forswore himself ,which Jesu pardon ! + +Which God revenge ! + +To fight on Edward's party for the crown ; +And for his meed , poor lord , he is mew'd up . +I would to God my heart were flint , like Edward's ; +Or Edward's soft and pitiful , like mine : +I am too childish-foolish for this world . + +Hie thee to hell for shame , and leave this world , +Thou cacodemon ! there thy kingdom is . + +My Lord of Gloucester , in those busy days +Which here you urge to prove us enemies , +We follow'd then our lord , our lawful king ; +So should we you , if you should be our king . + +If I should be ! I had rather be a pedlar . +Far be it from my heart the thought thereof ! + +As little joy , my lord , as you suppose +You should enjoy , were you this country's king , +As little joy you may suppose in me +That I enjoy , being the queen thereof . + +As little joy enjoys the queen thereof ; +For I am she , and altogether joyless . +I can no longer hold me patient . + +Hear me , you wrangling pirates , that fall out +In sharing that which you have pill'd from me ! +Which of you trembles not that looks on me ? +If not , that , I being queen , you bow like subjects , +Yet that , by you depos'd , you quake like rebels ? +Ah ! gentle villain , do not turn away . + +Foul wrinkled witch , what mak'st thou in my sight ? + +But repetition of what thou hast marr'd ; +That will I make before I let thee go . + +Wert thou not banished on pain of death ? + +I was ; but I do find more pain in banishment +Than death can yield me here by my abode . +A husband and a son thou ow'st to me ; +And thou , a kingdom ; all of you , allegiance : +This sorrow that I have by right is yours , +And all the pleasures you usurp are mine . + +The curse my noble father laid on thee , +When thou didst crown his war-like brows with paper , +And with thy scorns drew'st rivers from his eyes ; +And then , to dry them , gav'st the duke a clout +Steep'd in the faultless blood of pretty Rutland ; +His curses , then from bitterness of soul +Denounc'd against thee , are all fall'n upon thee ; +And God , not we , hath plagu'd thy bloody deed . + +So just is God , to right the innocent + +O ! 'twas the foulest deed to slay that babe , +And the most merciless , that e'er was heard of . + +Tyrants themselves wept when it was reported . + +No man but prophesied revenge for it . + +Northumberland , then present , wept to see it . + +What ! were you snarling all before I came , +Ready to catch each other by the throat , +And turn you all your hatred now on me ? +Did York's dread curse prevail so much with heaven +That Henry's death , my lovely Edward's death , +Their kingdom's loss , my woeful banishment , +Should all but answer for that peevish brat ? +Can curses pierce the clouds and enter heaven ? +Why then , give way , dull clouds , to my quick curses ! +Though not by war , by surfeit die your king , +As ours by murder , to make him a king ! +Edward , thy son , that now is Prince of Wales , +For Edward , my son , which was Prince of Wales , +Die in his youth by like untimely violence ! +Thyself a queen , for me that was a queen , +Outlive thy glory , like my wretched self ! +Long mayst thou live to wail thy children's loss , +And see another , as I see thee now , +Deck'd in thy rights , as thou art stall'd in mine ! +Long die thy happy days before thy death ; +And , after many lengthen'd hours of grief , +Die neither mother , wife , nor England's queen ! +Rivers , and Dorset , you were standers by , +And so wast thou , Lord Hastings ,when my son +Was stabb'd with bloody daggers : God , I pray him , +That none of you may live your natural age , +But by some unlook'd accident cut off . + +Have done thy charm , thou hateful wither'd hag ! + +And leave out thee ? stay , dog , for thou shalt hear me . +If heaven have any grievous plague in store +Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee , +O ! let them keep it till thy sins be ripe , +And then hurl down their indignation +On thee , the troubler of the poor world's peace . +The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul ! +Thy friends suspect for traitors while thou liv'st +And take deep traitors for thy dearest friends ! +No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine , +Unless it be while some tormenting dream +Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils ! +Thou elvish-mark'd , abortive , rooting hog ! +Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity +The slave of nature and the son of hell ! +Thou slander of thy mother's heavy womb ! +Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins ! +Thou rag of honour ! thou detested + +Margaret ! + +Richard ! + +Ha ! + +I call thee not . + +I cry thee mercy then , for I did think +That thou hadst call'd me all these bitter names . + +Why , so I did ; but look'd for no reply . +O ! let me make the period to my curse . + +'Tis done by me , and ends in 'Margaret .' + +Thus have you breath'd your curso against yourself . + +Poor painted queen , vain flourish of my fortune ! +Why strew'st thou sugar on that bottled spider , +Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about ? +Fool , fool ! thou whet'st a knife to kill thyself . +The day will come that thou shalt wish for me +To help thee curse this pois'nous bunch-back'd toad . + +False-boding woman , end thy frantic curse , +Lest to thy harm thou move our patience . + +Foul shame upon you ! you have all mov'd mine . + +Were you well serv'd , you would be taught your duty . + +To serve me well , you all should do me duty , +Teach me to be your queen , and you my subjects : +O ! serve me well , and teach yourselves that duty . + +Dispute not with her , she is lunatic . + +Peace ! Master marquess , you are malapert : +Your fire-new stamp of honour is scarce current . +O ! that your young nobility could judge +What 'twere to lose it , and be miserable ! +They that stand high have many blasts to shake them , +And if they fall , they dash themselves to pieces . + +Good counsel , marry : learn it , learn it , marquess . + +It touches you , my lord , as much as me . + +Ay , and much more ; but I was born so high , +Our aery buildeth in the cedar's top , +And dallies with the wind , and scorns the sun . + +And turns the sun to shade ; alas ! alas ! +Witness my son , now in the shade of death ; +Whose bright out-shining beams thy cloudy wrath +Hath in eternal darkness folded up . +Your aery buildeth in our aery's nest : +O God ! that seest it , do not suffer it ; +As it was won with blood , lost be it so ! + +Peace , peace ! for shame , if not for charity . + +Urge neither charity nor shame to me : +Uncharitably with me have you dealt , +And shamefully my hopes by you are butcher'd . +My charity is outrage , life my shame ; +And in that shame still live my sorrow's rage ! + +Have done , have done . + +O princely Buckingham ! I'll kiss thy hand , +In sign of league and amity with thee : +Now fair befall thee and thy noble house ! +Thy garments are not spotted with our blood , +Nor thou within the compass of my curse . + +Nor no one here ; for curses never pass +The lips of those that breathe them in the air . + +I will not think but they ascend the sky , +And there awake God's gentle-sleeping peace . +O Buckingham ! take heed of yonder dog : +Look , when he fawns , he bites ; and when he bites +His venom tooth will rankle to the death : +Have not to do with him , beware of him ; +Sin , death and hell have set their marks on him , +And all their ministers attend on him . + +What doth she say , my Lord of Buckingham ? + +Nothing that I respect , my gracious lord . + +What ! dost thou scorn me for my gentle counsel , +And soothe the devil that I warn thee from ? +O ! but remember this another day , +When he shall split thy very heart with sorrow , +And say poor Margaret was a prophetess . +Live each of you the subject to his hate , +And he to yours , and all of you to God's ! + + +My hair doth stand on end to hear her curses . + +And so doth mine . I muse why she's at liberty . + +I cannot blame her : by God's holy mother , +She hath had too much wrong , and I repent +My part thereof that I have done to her . + +I never did her any , to my knowledge . + +Yet you have all the vantage of her wrong . +I was too hot to do somebody good , +That is too cold in thinking of it now . +Marry , as for Clarence , he is well repaid ; +He is frank'd up to fatting for his pains : +God pardon them that are the cause thereof ! + +A virtuous and a Christian-like conclusion , +To pray for them that have done scath to us . + +So do I ever + +being well-advis'd ; +For had I curs'd now , I had curs'd myself . + + +Madam , his majesty doth call for you ; +And for your Grace ; and you , my noble lords . + +Catesby , I come . Lords , will you go with me ? + +We wait upon your Grace . + + +I do the wrong , and first begin to brawl . +The secret mischiefs that I set abroach +I lay unto the grievous charge of others . +Clarence , whom I , indeed , have cast in darkness , +I do beweep to many simple gulls ; +Namely , to Stanley , Hastings , Buckingham ; +And tell them 'tis the queen and her allies +That stir the king against the duke my brother . +Now they believe it ; and withal whet me +To be reveng'd on Rivers , Vaughan , Grey ; +But then I sigh , and , with a piece of scripture , +Tell them that God bids us do good for evil : +And thus I clothe my naked villany +With odd old ends stol'n forth of holy writ , +And seem a saint when most I play the devil . + + +But soft ! here come my executioners . +How now , my hardy , stout resolved mates ! + +Are you now going to dispatch this thing ? + +We are , my lord ; and come to have the warrant , +That we may be admitted where he is . + +Well thought upon ; I have it here about me : + +When you have done , repair to Crosby-place . +But , sirs , be sudden in the execution , +Withal obdurate , do not hear him plead ; +For Clarence is well-spoken , and perhaps +May move your hearts to pity , if you mark him . + +Tut , tut , my lord , we will not stand to prate ; +Talkers are no good doers : be assur'd +We go to use our hands and not our tongues . + +Your eyes drop millstones , when fools' eyes fall tears : +I like you , lads ; about your business straight ; +Go , go , dispatch . + +We will , my noble lord . + + +Why looks your Grace so heavily to-day ? + +O , I have pass'd a miserable night , +So full of ugly sights , of ghastly dreams , +That , as I am a Christian faithful man , +I would not spend another such a night , +Though 'twere to buy a world of happy days , +So full of dismal terror was the time . + +What was your dream , my lord ? I pray you , tell me . + +Methought that I had broken from the Tower , +And was embark'd to cross to Burgundy ; +And in my company my brother Gloucester , +Who from my cabin tempted me to walk +Upon the hatches : thence we look'd toward England , +And cited up a thousand heavy times , +During the wars of York and Lancaster , +That had befall'n us . As we pac'd along +Upon the giddy footing of the hatches , +Methought that Gloucester stumbled ; and , in falling , +Struck me , that thought to stay him , overboard , +Into the tumbling billows of the main . +Lord , Lord ! methought what pain it was to drown : +What dreadful noise of water in mine ears ! +What sights of ugly death within mine eyes ! +Methought I saw a thousand fearful wracks ; +A thousand men that fishes gnaw'd upon ; +Wedges of gold , great anchors , heaps of pearl , +Inestimable stones , unvalu'd jewels , +All scatter'd in the bottom of the sea . +Some lay in dead men's skulls ; and in those holes +Where eyes did once inhabit , there were crept , +As 'twere in scorn of eyes , reflecting gems , +That woo'd the slimy bottom of the deep , +And mock'd the dead bones that lay scatter'd by . + +Had you such leisure in the time of death +To gaze upon those secrets of the deep ? + +Methought I had ; and often did I strive +To yield the ghost ; but still the envious flood +Stopt in my soul , and would not let it forth +To find the empty , vast , and wandering air ; +But smother'd it within my panting bulk , +Which almost burst to belch it in the sea . + +Awak'd you not with this sore agony ? + +No , no , my dream was lengthen'd after life ; +O ! then began the tempest to my soul . +I pass'd , methought , the melancholy flood , +With that grim ferryman which poets write of , +Unto the kingdom of perpetual night . +The first that there did greet my stranger soul , +Was my great father-in-law , renowned Warwick ; +Who cried aloud , 'What scourge for perjury +Can this dark monarchy afford false Clarence ?' +And so he vanish'd : then came wandering by +A shadow like an angel , with bright hair +Dabbled in blood ; and he shriek'd out aloud , +'Clarence is come ,false , fleeting , perjur'd Clarence , +That stabb'd me in the field by Tewksbury ; +Seize on him ! Furies , take him unto torment .' +With that , methought , a legion of foul fiends +Environ'd me , and howled in mine ears +Such hideous cries , that , with the very noise +I trembling wak'd , and , for a season after +Could not believe but that I was in hell , +Such terrible impression made my dream . + +No marvel , lord , though it affrighted you ; +I am afraid , methinks , to hear you tell it . + +O Brakenbury ! I have done these things +That now give evidence against my soul , +For Edward's sake ; and see how he requites me . +O God ! if my deep prayers cannot appease thee , +But thou wilt be aveng'd on my misdeeds , +Yet execute thy wrath on me alone : +O ! spare my guiltless wife and my poor children . +I pray thee , gentle keeper , stay by me ; +My soul is heavy , and I fain would sleep . + +I will , my lord . God give your Grace good rest ! + +Sorrow breaks seasons and reposing hours , +Makes the night morning , and the noon-tide night . +Princes have but their titles for their glories , +An outward honour for an inward toil ; +And , for unfelt imaginations , +They often feel a world of restless cares : +So that , between their titles and low names , +There's nothing differs but the outward fame . + + +Ho ! who's here ? + +What wouldst thou , fellow ? and how cam'st thou hither ? + +I would speak with Clarence , and I came hither on my legs . + +What ! so brief ? + +'Tis better , sir , than to be tedious . +Let him see our commission , and talk no more . + + +I am , in this , commanded to deliver +The noble Duke of Clarence to your hands : +I will not reason what is meant hereby , +Because I will be guiltless of the meaning . +There lies the duke asleep , and there the keys . +I'll to the king ; and signify to him +That thus I have resign'd to you my charge . + +You may , sir ; 'tis a point of wisdom : fare you well . + + +What ! shall we stab him as he sleeps ? + +No ; he'll say 'twas done cowardly , when he wakes . + +When he wakes ! why , fool , he shall never wake till the judgment-day . + +Why , then he'll say we stabbed him sleeping . + +The urging of that word 'judgment' hath bred a kind of remorse in me . + +What ! art thou afraid ? + +Not to kill him , having a warrant for it ; but to be damn'd for killing him , from the which no warrant can defend me . + +I thought thou hadst been resolute . + +So I am , to let him live . + +I'll back to the Duke of Gloucester , and tell him so . + +Nay , I prithee , stay a little : I hope my holy humour will change ; it was wont to hold me but while one tells twenty . + +How dost thou feel thyself now ? + +Some certain dregs of conscience are yet within me . + +Remember our reward when the deed's done . + +'Zounds ! he dies : I had forgot the reward . + +Where's thy conscience now ? + +In the Duke of Gloucester's purse . + +So when he opens his purse to give us our reward , thy conscience flies out . + +'Tis no matter ; let it go : there's few or none will entertain it . + +What if it come to thee again ? + +I'll not meddle with it ; it makes a man a coward ; a man cannot steal , but it accuseth him ; a man cannot swear , but it checks him ; a man cannot lie with his neighbour's wife , but it detects him : 'tis a blushing shamefast spirit , that mutinies in a man's bosom ; it fills one full of obstacles ; it made me once restore a purse of gold that I found ; it beggars any man that keeps it ; it is turned out of all towns and cities for a dangerous thing ; and every man that means to live well , endeavours to trust to himself and live without it . + +'Zounds ! it is even now at my elbow , persuading me not to kill the duke . + +Take the devil in thy mind , and believe him not : he would insinuate with thee but to make thee sigh . + +Tut , I am strong-framed ; he cannot prevail with me . + +Spoke like a tall fellow that respects his reputation . Come , shall we to this gear ? + +Take him over the costard with the hilts of thy sword , and then throw him into the malmsey-butt in the next room . + +O , excellent device ! make a sop of him . + +Soft ! he wakes . + +Strike ! + +No , we'll reason with him . + +Where art thou , keeper ? give me a cup of wine . + +You shall have wine enough , my lord , anon . + +In God's name , what art thou ? + +A man , as you are . + +But not , as I am , royal . + +Nor you , as we are , loyal . + +Thy voice is thunder , but thy looks are humble . + +My voice is now the king's , my looks mine own . + +How darkly , and how deadly dost thou speak ! +Your eyes do menace me : why look you pale ? +Who sent you hither ? Wherefore do you come ? + +To , to , to + +To murder me ? + +Ay , ay . + +You scarcely have the hearts to tell me so , +And therefore cannot have the hearts to do it . +Wherein , my friends , have I offended you ? + +Offended us you have not , but the king . + +I shall be reconcil'd to him again . + +Never , my lord ; therefore prepare to die . + +Are you call'd forth from out a world of men +To slay the innocent ? What is my offence ? +Where is the evidence that doth accuse me ? +What lawful quest have given their verdict up +Unto the frowning judge ? or who pronounc'd +The bitter sentence of poor Clarence' death ? +Before I be convict by course of law , +To threaten me with death is most unlawful . +I charge you , as you hope to have redemption +By Christ's dear blood shed for our grievous sins , +That you depart and lay no hands on me ; +The deed you undertake is damnable . + +What we will do , we do upon command . + +And he that hath commanded is our king . + +Erroneous vassal ! the great King of kings +Hath in the table of his law commanded +That thou shalt do no murder : will you , then , +Spurn at his edict and fulfil a man's ? +Take heed ; for he holds vengeance in his hand , +To hurl upon their heads that break his law . + +And that same vengeance doth he hurl on thee , +For false forswearing and for murder too : +Thou didst receive the sacrament to fight +In quarrel of the house of Lancaster . + +And , like a traitor to the name of God , +Didst break that vow , and , with thy treacherous blade +Unripp'dst the bowels of thy sovereign's son . + +Whom thou wast sworn to cherish and defend . + +How canst thou urge God's dreadful law to us , +When thou hast broke it in such dear degree ? + +Alas ! for whose sake did I that ill deed ? +For Edward , for my brother , for his sake : +He sends you not to murder me for this ; +For in that sin he is as deep as I . +If God will be avenged for the deed , +O ! know you yet , he doth it publicly : +Take not the quarrel from his powerful arm ; +He needs no indirect or lawless course +To cut off those that have offended him . + +Who made thee then a bloody minister , +When gallant-springing , brave Plantagenet , +That princely novice , was struck dead by thee ? + +My brother's love , the devil , and my rage . + +Thy brother's love , our duty , and thy fault , +Provoke us hither now to slaughter thee . + +If you do love my brother , hate not me ; +I am his brother , and I love him well . +If you are hir'd for meed , go back again , +And I will send you to my brother Gloucester , +Who shall reward you better for my life +Than Edward will for tidings of my death . + +You are deceiv'd , your brother Gloucester hates you . + +O , no ! he loves me , and he holds me dear : +Go you to him from me . + +Ay , so we will . + +Tell him , when that our princely father York +Bless'd his three sons with his victorious arm , +And charg'd us from his soul to love each other , +He little thought of this divided friendship : +Bid Gloucester think on this , and he will weep . + +Ay , millstones ; as he lesson'd us to weep . + +O ! do not slander him , for he is kind . + +Right ; +As snow in harvest . Thou deceiv'st thyself : +'Tis he that sends us to destroy you here . + +It cannot be ; for he bewept my fortune , +And hugg'd me in his arms , and swore , with sobs , +That he would labour my delivery . + +Why , so he doth , when he delivers you +From this earth's thraldom to the joys of heaven . + +Make peace with God , for you must die , my lord . + +Hast thou that holy feeling in thy soul , +To counsel me to make my peace with God , +And art thou yet to thy own soul so blind , +That thou wilt war with God by murdering me ? +O ! sirs , consider , he that set you on +To do this deed , will hate you for the deed . + +What shall we do ? + +Relent and save your souls . + +Relent ! 'tis cowardly , and womanish . + +Not to relent , is beastly , savage , devilish . +Which of you , if you were a prince's son , +Being pent from liberty , as I am now , +If two such murd'rers as yourselves came to you , +Would not entreat for life ? +My friend , I spy some pity in thy looks ; +O ! if thine eye be not a flatterer , +Come thou on my side , and entreat for me , +As you would beg , were you in my distress : +A begging prince what beggar pities not ? + +Look behind you , my lord . + +Take that , and that : if all this will not do , +I'll drown you in the malmsey-butt within . + + +A bloody deed , and desperately dispatch'd ! +How fain , like Pilate , would I wash my hands +Of this most grievous murder . + + +How now ! what mean'st thou , that thou help'st me not ? +By heaven , the duke shall know how slack you have been . + +I would he knew that I had sav'd his brother ! +Take thou the fee , and tell him what I say ; +For I repent me that the duke is slain . + + +So do not I : go , coward as thou art . +Well , I'll go hide the body in some hole , +Till that the duke give order for his burial : +And when I have my meed , I will away ; +For this will out , and here I must not stay . + +Why , so : now have I done a good day's work . +You peers , continue this united league : +I every day expect an embassage +From my Redeemer to redeem me hence ; +And more in peace my soul shall part to heaven , +Since I have made my friends at peace on earth . +Rivers and Hastings , take each other's hand ; +Dissemble not your hatred , swear your love . + +By heaven , my soul is purg'd from grudging hate ; +And with my hand I seal my true heart's love . + +So thrive I , as I truly swear the like ! + +Take heed , you dally not before your king ; +Lest he that is the supreme King of kings +Confound your hidden falsehood , and award +Either of you to be the other's end . + +So prosper I , as I swear perfect love ! + +And I , as I love Hastings with my heart ! + +Madam , yourself are not exempt in this , +Nor you , son Dorset , Buckingham , nor you ; +You have been factious one against the other . +Wife , love Lord Hastings , let him kiss your hand ; +And what you do , do it unfeignedly . + +There , Hastings ; I will never more remember +Our former hatred , so thrive I and mine ! + +Dorset , embrace him ; Hastings , love lord marquess . + +This interchange of love , I here protest , +Upon my part shall be inviolable . + +And so swear I . + + +Now , princely Buckingham , seal thou this league +With thy embracements to my wife's allies , +And make me happy in your unity . + +Whenever Buckingham doth turn his hate +Upon your Grace , but with all duteous love +Doth cherish you and yours , God punish me +With hate in those where I expect most love ! +When I have most need to employ a friend , +And most assured that he is a friend , +Deep , hollow , treacherous , and full of guile , +Be he unto me ! This do I beg of God , +When I am cold in love to you or yours . + + +A pleasing cordial , princely Buckingham , +Is this thy vow unto my sickly heart . +There wanteth now our brother Gloucester here +To make the blessed period of this peace . + +And , in good time , here comes the noble duke . + + +Good morrow to my sovereign king and queen ; +And princely peers , a happy time of day ! + +Happy , indeed , as we have spent the day . +Gloucester , we have done deeds of charity ; +Made peace of enmity , fair love of hate , +Between these swelling wrong-incensed peers . + +A blessed labour , my most sovereign lord . +Among this princely heap , if any here , +By false intelligence , or wrong surmise , +Hold me a foe ; +If I unwittingly , or in my rage , +Have aught committed that is hardly borne +By any in this presence , I desire +To reconcile me to his friendly peace : +'Tis death to me to be at enmity ; +I hate it , and desire all good men's love . +First , madam , I entreat true peace of you , +Which I will purchase with my duteous service ; +Of you , my noble cousin Buckingham , +If ever any grudge were lodg'd between us ; +Of you , Lord Rivers , and Lord Grey , of you , +That all without desert have frown'd on me ; +Of you , Lord Woodvile , and Lord Scales , of you ; +Dukes , earls , lords , gentlemen ; indeed , of all . +I do not know that Englishman alive +With whom my soul is any jot at odds +More than the infant that is born to-night : +I thank my God for my humility . + +A holy day shall this be kept hereafter : +I would to God all strifes were well compounded . +My sov'reign lord , I do beseech your highness +To take our brother Clarence to your grace . + +Why , madam , have I offer'd love for this , +To be so flouted in this royal presence ? +Who knows not that the gentle duke is dead ? + +You do him injury to scorn his corse . + +Who knows not he is dead ! who knows he is ? + +All-seeing heaven , what a world is this ! + +Look I so pale , Lord Dorset , as the rest ? + +Ay , my good lord ; and no man in the presence +But his red colour hath forsook his cheeks . + +Is Clarence dead ? the order was revers'd . + +But he , poor man , by your first order died , +And that a winged Mercury did bear ; +Some tardy cripple bore the countermand , +That came too lag to see him buried . +God grant that some , less noble and less loyal , +Nearer in bloody thoughts , and not in blood , +Deserve not worse than wretched Clarence did , +And yet go current from suspicion . + + +A boon , my sov'reign , for my service done ! + +I prithee , peace : my soul is full of sorrow . + +I will not rise , unless your highness hear me . + +Then say at once , what is it thou request'st . + +The forfeit , sovereign , of my servant's life ; +Who slew to-day a riotous gentleman +Lately attendant on the Duke of Norfolk . + +Have I a tongue to doom my brother's death , +And shall that tongue give pardon to a slave ? +My brother kill'd no man , his fault was thought ; +And yet his punishment was bitter death . +Who su'd to me for him ? who , in my wrath , +Kneel'd at my feet , and bade me be advis'd ? +Who spoke of brotherhood ? who spoke of love ? +Who told me how the poor soul did forsake +The mighty Warwick , and did fight for me ? +Who told me , in the field at Tewksbury , +When Oxford had me down , he rescu'd me , +And said , 'Dear brother , live , and be a king ?' +Who told me , when we both lay in the field +Frozen almost to death , how he did lap me +Even in his garments ; and did give himself , +All thin and naked , to the numb cold night ? +All this from my remembrance brutish wrath +Sinfully pluck'd , and not a man of you +Had so much grace to put it in my mind . +But when your carters or your waiting-vassals +Have done a drunken slaughter , and defac'd +The precious image of our dear Redeemer , +You straight are on your knees for pardon , pardon ; +And I , unjustly too , must grant it you ; +But for my brother not a man would speak , +Nor I , ungracious , speak unto myself +For him , poor soul . The proudest of you all +Have been beholding to him in his life , +Yet none of you would once beg for his life . +O God ! I fear , thy justice will take hold +On me and you and mine and yours for this . +Come , Hastings , help me to my closet . O ! poor Clarence ! + + +This is the fruit of rashness . Mark'd you not +How that the guilty kindred of the queen +Look'd pale when they did hear of Clarence' death ? +O ! they did urge it still unto the king : +God will revenge it . Come , lords ; will you go +To comfort Edward with our company ? + +We wait upon your Grace . + + +Good grandam , tell us , is our father dead ? + +No , boy . + +Why do you wring your hands , and beat your breast , +And cry 'O Clarence , my unhappy son ?' + +Why do you look on us , and shake your head , +And call us orphans , wretches , castaways , +If that our noble father be alive ? + +My pretty cousins , you mistake me much ; +I do lament the sickness of the king , +As loath to lose him , not your father's death ; +It were lost sorrow to wail one that's lost . + +Then , grandam , you conclude that he is dead . +The king mine uncle is to blame for it : +God will revenge it ; whom I will importune +With earnest prayers all to that effect . + +And so will I . + +Peace , children , peace ! the king doth love you well : +Incapable and shallow innocents , +You cannot guess who caus'd your father's death . + +Grandam , we can ; for my good uncle Gloucester +Told me , the king , provok'd to't by the queen , +Devis'd impeachments to imprison him : +And when my uncle told me so , he wept , +And pitied me , and kindly kiss'd my cheek ; +Bade me rely on him , as on my father , +And he would love me dearly as his child . + +Ah ! that deceit should steal such gentle shape , +And with a virtuous vizard hide deep vice . +He is my son , ay , and therein my shame , +Yet from my dugs he drew not this deceit . + +Think you my uncle did dissemble , grandam ? + +Ay , boy . + +I cannot think it . Hark ! what noise is this ? + + +Oh ! who shall hinder me to wail and weep , +To chide my fortune , and torment myself ? +I'll join with black despair against my soul , +And to myself become an enemy . + +What means this scene of rude impatience ? + +To make an act of tragic violence : +Edward , my lord , thy son , our king , is dead ! +Why grow the branches now the root is wither'd ? +Why wither not the leaves that want their sap ? +If you will live , lament : if die , be brief , +That our swift-winged souls may catch the king's ; +Or , like obedient subjects , follow him +To his new kingdom of perpetual rest . + +Ah ! so much interest have I in thy sorrow +As I had title in thy noble husband . +I have bewept a worthy husband's death , +And liv'd with looking on his images ; +But now two mirrors of his princely semblance +Are crack'd in pieces by malignant death , +And I for comfort have but one false glass , +That grieves me when I see my shame in him . +Thou art a widow ; yet thou art a mother , +And hast the comfort of thy children left thee : +But death hath snatch'd my husband from mine arms , +And pluck'd two crutches from my feeble limbs , +Clarence and Edward . O ! what cause have I +Thine being but a moiety of my grief +To overgo thy plaints , and drown thy cries ! + +Ah , aunt , you wept not for our father's death ; +How can we aid you with our kindred tears ? + +Our fatherless distress was left unmoan'd ; +Your widow-dolour likewise be unwept . + +Give me no help in lamentation ; +I am not barren to bring forth complaints : +All springs reduce their currents to mine eyes , +That I , being govern'd by the wat'ry moon , +May send forth plenteous tears to drown the world ! +Ah ! for my husband , for my dear Lord Edward ! + +Ah ! for our father , for our dear Lord Clarence ! + +Alas ! for both , both mine , Edward and Clarence ! + +What stay had I but Edward ? and he's gone . + +What stay had we but Clarence ? and he's gone . + +What stays had I but they ? and they are gone . + +Was never widow had so dear a loss . + +Were never orphans had so dear a loss . + +Was never mother had so dear a loss . +Alas ! I am the mother of these griefs : +Their woes are parcell'd , mine are general . +She for an Edward weeps , and so do I ; +I for a Clarence weep , so doth not she : +These babes for Clarence weep , and so do I ; +I for an Edward weep , so do not they : +Alas ! you three , on me , threefold distress'd , +Pour all your tears ; I am your sorrow's nurse , +And I will pamper it with lamentation . + +Comfort , dear mother : God is much displeas'd +That you take with unthankfulness his doing . +In common worldly things 'tis call'd ungrateful +With dull unwillingness to repay a debt +Which with a bounteous hand was kindly lent ; +Much more to be thus opposite with heaven , +For it requires the royal debt it lent you . + +Madam , bethink you , like a careful mother , +Of the young prince your son : send straight for him ; +Let him be crown'd ; in him your comfort lives . +Drown desperate sorrow in dead Edward's grave , +And plant your joys in living Edward's throne . + + +Sister , have comfort : all of us have cause +To wail the dimming of our shining star ; +But none can cure their harms by wailing them . +Madam , my mother , I do cry you mercy ; +I did not see your Grace : humbly on my knee +I crave your blessing . + +God bless thee ! and put meekness in thy mind , +Love , charity , obedience , and true duty . + +Amen ; + +and make me die a good old man ! +That is the butt-end of a mother's blessing ; +I marvel that her Grace did leave it out . + +You cloudy princes and heart-sorrowing peers , +That bear this heavy mutual load of moan , +Now cheer each other in each other's love : +Though we have spent our harvest of this king , +We are to reap the harvest of his son . +The broken rancour of your high-swoln hearts , +But lately splinter'd , knit , and join'd together , +Must gently be preserv'd , cherish'd , and kept : +Me seemeth good , that , with some little train , +Forthwith from Ludlow the young prince be fetch'd +Hither to London , to be crown'd our king . + +Why with some little train , my Lord of Buckingham ? + +Marry , my lord , lest , by a multitude , +The new-heal'd wound of malice should break out ; +Which would be so much the more dangerous , +By how much the estate is green and yet ungovern'd ; +Where every horse bears his commanding rein , +And may direct his course as please himself , +As well the fear of harm , as harm apparent , +In my opinion , ought to be prevented . + +I hope the king made peace with all of us ; +And the compact is firm and true in me . + +And so in me ; and so , I think , in all : +Yet , since it is but green , it should be put +To no apparent likelihood of breach , +Which haply by much company might be urg'd : +Therefore I say with noble Buckingham , +That it is meet so few should fetch the prince . + +And so say I . + +Then be it so ; and go we to determine +Who they shall be that straight shall post to Ludlow . +Madam , and you my mother , will you go +To give your censures in this business ? + + +My lord , whoever journeys to the prince , +For God's sake , let not us two stay at home : +For by the way I'll sort occasion , +As index to the story we late talk'd of , +To part the queen's proud kindred from the prince . + +My other self , my counsel's consistory , +My oracle , my prophet ! My dear cousin , +I , as a child , will go by thy direction . +Towards Ludlow then , for we'll not stay behind . + + +Good morrow , neighbour : whither away so fast ? + +I promise you , I scarcely know myself : +Hear you the news abroad ? + +Ay ; that the king is dead . + +Ill news , by'r lady ; seldom comes the better : +I fear , I fear , 'twill prove a giddy world . + + +Neighbours , God speed ! + +Give you good morrow , sir . + +Doth the news hold of good King Edward's death ? + +Ay , sir , it is too true ; God help the while ! + +Then , masters , look to see a troublous world . + +No , no ; by God's good grace , his son shall reign . + +Woe to that land that's govern'd by a child ! + +In him there is a hope of government , +That in his nonage council under him , +And in his full and ripen'd years himself , +No doubt , shall then and till then govern well . + +So stood the state when Henry the Sixth +Was crown'd at Paris but at nine months old . + +Stood the state so ? no , no , good friends , God wot ; +For then this land was famously enrich'd +With politic grave counsel ; then the king +Had virtuous uncles to protect his Grace . + +Why , so hath this , both by his father and mother . + +Better it were they all came by his father , +Or by his father there were none at all ; +For emulation , who shall now be nearest , +Will touch us all too near , if God prevent not . +O ! full of danger is the Duke of Gloucester ! +And the queen's sons and brothers haught and proud ; +And were they to be rul'd , and not to rule , +This sickly land might solace as before . + +Come , come , we fear the worst , all will be well . + +When clouds are seen , wise men put on their cloaks ; +When great leaves fall , then winter is at hand ; +When the sun sets , who doth not look for night ? +Untimely storms make men expect a dearth . +All may be well ; but , if God sort it so , +'Tis more than we deserve , or I expect . + +Truly , the hearts of men are full of fear : +You cannot reason almost with a man +That looks not heavily and full of dread . + +Before the days of change , still is it so : +By a divine instinct men's minds mistrust +Ensuing danger ; as , by proof , we see +The waters swell before a boisterous storm . +But leave it all to God . Whither away ? + +Marry , we were sent for to the justices . + +And so was I : I'll bear you company . + + +Last night , I hear , they lay at Northampton ; +At Stony-Stratford they do rest to-night : +To-morrow , or next day , they will be here . + +I long with all my heart to see the prince . +I hope he is much grown since last I saw him . + +But I hear , no ; they say my son of York +Hath almost overta'en him in his growth . + +Ay , mother , but I would not have it so . + +Why , my young cousin , it is good to grow . + +Grandam , one night , as we did sit at supper , +My uncle Rivers talk'd how I did grow +More than my brother : 'Ay ,' quoth my uncle Gloucester , +'Small herbs have grace , great weeds do grow apace :' +And since , methinks , I would not grow so fast , +Because sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste . + +Good faith , good faith , the saying did not hold +In him that did object the same to thee : +He was the wretched'st thing when he was young , +So long a-growing , and so leisurely , +That , if his rule were true , he should be gracious . + +And so , no doubt , he is , my gracious madam . + +I hope he is ; but yet let mothers doubt . + +Now , by my troth , if I had been remember'd , +I could have given my uncle's grace a flout , +To touch his growth nearer than he touch'd mine . + +How , my young York ? I prithee , let me hear it . + +Marry , they say my uncle grew so fast , +That he could gnaw a crust at two hours old : +'Twas full two years ere I could get a tooth . +Grandam , this would have been a biting jest . + +I prithee , pretty York , who told thee this ? + +Grandam , his nurse . + +His nurse ! why , she was dead ere thou wast born . + +If 'twere not she , I cannot tell who told me . + +A parlous boy : go to , you are too shrewd . + +Good madam , be not angry with the child . + +Pitchers have ears . + + +Here comes a messenger . What news ? + +Such news , my lord , as grieves me to report . + +How doth the prince ? + +Well , madam , and in health . + +What is thy news ? + +Lord Rivers and Lord Grey are sent to Pomfret , +With them Sir Thomas Vaughan , prisoners . + +Who hath committed them ? + +The mighty dukes , +Gloucester and Buckingham . + +For what offence ? + +The sum of all I can I have disclos'd : +Why or for what the nobles were committed +Is all unknown to me , my gracious lord . + +Ah me ! I see the ruin of my house ! +The tiger now hath seiz'd the gentle hind ; +Insulting tyranny begins to jet +Upon the innocent and aweless throne : +Welcome , destruction , death , and massacre ! +I see , as in a map , the end of all . + +Accursed and unquiet wrangling days , +How many of you have mine eyes beheld ! +My husband lost his life to get the crown , +And often up and down my sons were toss'd , +For me to joy and weep their gain and loss : +And being seated , and domestic broils +Clean over-blown , themselves , the conquerors , +Make war upon themselves ; brother to brother , +Blood to blood , self against self : O ! preposterous +And frantic outrage , end thy damned spleen ; +Or let me die , to look on death no more . + +Come , come , my boy ; we will to sanctuary . +Madam , farewell . + +Stay , I will go with you . + +You have no cause . + +My gracious lady , go ; +And thither bear your treasure and your goods . +For my part , I'll resign unto your Grace +The seal I keep : and so betide to me +As well I tender you and all of yours ! +Come ; I'll conduct you to the sanctuary . + + +Welcome , sweet prince , to London , to your chamber . + +Welcome , dear cousin , my thoughts' sovereign ; +The weary way hath made you melancholy . + +No , uncle ; but our crosses on the way +Have made it tedious , wearisome , and heavy : +I want more uncles here to welcome me . + +Sweet prince , the untainted virtue of your years +Hath not yet div'd into the world's deceit : +No more can you distinguish of a man +Than of his outward show ; which , God he knows , +Seldom or never jumpeth with the heart . +Those uncles which you want were dangerous ; +Your Grace attended to their sugar'd words , +But look'd not on the poison of their hearts : +God keep you from them , and from such false friends ! + +God keep me from false friends ! but they were none . + +My lord , the Mayor of London comes to greet you . + + +God bless your Grace with health and happy days ! + +I thank you , good my lord ; and thank you all . +I thought my mother and my brother York +Would long ere this have met us on the way : +Fie ! what a slug is Hastings , that he comes not +To tell us whether they will come or no . + + +And in good time here comes the sweating lord . + +Welcome , my lord . What , will our mother come ? + +On what occasion , God he knows , not I , +The queen your mother , and your brother York , +Have taken sanctuary : the tender prince +Would fain have come with me to meet your Grace , +But by his mother was perforce withheld . + +Fie ! what an indirect and peevish course +Is this of hers ! Lord Cardinal , will your Grace +Persuade the queen to send the Duke of York +Unto his princely brother presently ? +If she deny , Lord Hastings , go with him , +And from her jealous arms pluck him perforce . + +My Lord of Buckingham , if my weak oratory +Can from his mother win the Duke of York , +Anon expect him here ; but if she be obdurate +To mild entreaties , God in heaven forbid +We should infringe the holy privilege +Of blessed sanctuary ! not for all this land +Would I be guilty of so great a sin . + +You are too senseless-obstinate , my lord , +Too ceremonious and traditional : +Weigh it but with the grossness of this age , +You break not sanctuary in seizing him . +The benefit thereof is always granted +To those whose dealings have deserv'd the place +And those who have the wit to claim the place : +This prince hath neither claim'd it , nor deserv'd it ; +And therefore , in mine opinion , cannot have it : +Then , taking him from thence that is not there , +You break no privilege nor charter there . +Oft have I heard of sanctuary men , +But sanctuary children ne'er till now . + +My lord , you shall o'er-rule my mind for once . +Come on , Lord Hastings , will you go with me ? + +I go , my lord . + +Good lords , make all the speedy haste you may . + +Say , uncle Gloucester , if our brother come , +Where shall we sojourn till our coronation ? + +Where it seems best unto your royal self . +If I may counsel you , some day or two +Your highness shall repose you at the Tower : +Then where you please , and shall be thought most fit +For your best health and recreation . + +I do not like the Tower , of any place : +Did Julius C sar build that place , my lord ? + +He did , my gracious lord , begin that place , +Which , since , succeeding ages have re-edified . + +Is it upon record , or else reported +Successively from age to age , he built it ? + +Upon record , my gracious lord . + +But say , my lord , it were not register'd , +Methinks the truth should live from age to age , +As 'twere retail'd to all posterity , +Even to the general all-ending day . + +So wise so young , they say , do never live long . + +What say you , uncle ? + +I say , without characters , fame lives long . + + +Thus , like the formal Vice , Iniquity , +I moralize two meanings in one word . + +That Julius C sar was a famous man ; +With what his valour did enrich his wit , +His wit set down to make his valour live : +Death makes no conquest of this conqueror , +For now he lives in fame , though not in life . +I'll tell you what , my cousin Buckingham , + +What , my gracious lord ? + +An if I live until I be a man , +I'll win our ancient right in France again , +Or die a soldier , as I liv'd a king . + +Short summers lightly have a forward spring . + + +Now , in good time , here comes the Duke of York . + +Richard of York ! how fares our loving brother ? + +Well , my dread lord ; so must I call you now . + +Ay , brother , to our grief , as it is yours : +Too late he died that might have kept that title , +Which by his death hath lost much majesty . + +How fares our cousin , noble Lord of York ? + +I thank you , gentle uncle . O , my lord , +You said that idle weeds are fast in growth : +The prince my brother hath outgrown me far . + +He hath , my lord . + +And therefore is he idle ? + +O , my fair cousin , I must not say so . + +Then he is more beholding to you than I . + +He may command me as my sovereign ; +But you have power in me as in a kinsman . + +I pray you , uncle , give me this dagger . + +My dagger , little cousin ? with all my heart . + +A beggar , brother ? + +Of my kind uncle , that I know will give ; +And , being but a toy , which is no grief to give . + +A greater gift than that I'll give my cousin . + +A greater gift ! O , that's the sword to it . + +Ay , gentle cousin , were it light enough . + +O , then , I see , you'll part but with light gifts ; +In weightier things you'll say a beggar nay . + +It is too weighty for your Grace to wear . + +I weigh it lightly , were it heavier . + +What ! would you have my weapon , little lord ? + +I would , that I might thank you , as you call me . + +How ? + +Little . + +My Lord of York will still be cross in talk . +Uncle , your Grace knows how to bear with him . + +You mean , to bear me , not to bear with me : +Uncle , my brother mocks both you and me . +Because that I am little , like an ape , +He thinks that you should bear me on your shoulders . + +With what a sharp provided with he reasons ! +To mitigate the scorn he gives his uncle , +He prettily and aptly taunts himself : +So cunning and so young is wonderful . + +My lord , will't please you pass along ? +Myself and my good cousin Buckingham +Will to your mother , to entreat of her +To meet you at the Tower and welcome you . + +What ! will you go unto the Tower , my lord ? + +My Lord Protector needs will have it so . + +I shall not sleep in quiet at the Tower . + +Why , what would you fear ? + +Marry , my uncle Clarence' angry ghost : +My grandam told me he was murder'd there . + +I fear no uncles dead . + +Nor none that live , I hope . + +An if they live , I hope , I need not fear . +But come , my lord ; and , with a heavy heart , +Thinking on them , go I unto the Tower . + + +Think you , my lord , this little prating York +Was not incensed by his subtle mother +To taunt and scorn you thus opprobriously ? + +No doubt , no doubt : O ! 'tis a parlous boy ; +Bold , quick , ingenious , forward , capable : +He's all the mother's , from the top to toe . + +Well , let them rest . Come hither , Catesby ; thou art sworn +As deeply to effect what we intend +As closely to conceal what we impart . +Thou know'st our reasons urg'd upon the way : +What think'st thou ? is it not an easy matter +To make William Lord Hastings of our mind , +For the instalment of this noble duke +In the seat royal of this famous isle ? + +He for his father's sake so loves the prince +That he will not be won to aught against him . + +What think'st thou then of Stanley ? what will he ? + +He will do all in all as Hastings doth . + +Well then , no more but this : go , gentle Catesby , +And , as it were far off , sound thou Lord Hastings , +How he doth stand affected to our purpose ; +And summon him to-morrow to the Tower , +To sit about the coronation . +If thou dost find him tractable to us , +Encourage him , and tell him all our reasons : +If he be leaden , icy-cold , unwilling , +Be thou so too , and so break off the talk , +And give us notice of his inclination ; +For we to-morrow hold divided councils , +Wherein thyself shalt highly be employ'd . + +Commend me to Lord William : tell him , Catesby , +His ancient knot of dangerous adversaries +To-morrow are let blood at Pomfret Castle ; +And bid my lord , for joy of this good news , +Give Mistress Shore one gentle kiss the more . + +Good Catesby , go , effect this business soundly . + +My good lords both , with all the heed I can . + +Shall we hear from you , Catesby , ere we sleep ? + +You shall , my lord . + +At Crosby-place , there shall you find us both . + + +Now , my lord , what shall we do if we perceive +Lord Hastings will not yield to our complots ? + +Chop off his head ; something we will determine : +And , look , when I am king , claim thou of me +The earldom of Hereford , and all the moveables +Whereof the king my brother stood possess'd . + +I'll claim that promise at your Grace's hand . + +And look to have it yielded with all kindness . +Come , let us sup betimes , that afterwards +We may digest our complots in some form . + + +My lord ! my lord ! + +Who knocks ? + +One from the Lord Stanley . + +What is't o'clock ? + +Upon the stroke of four . + + +Cannot my Lord Stanley sleep these tedious nights ? + +So it appears by that I have to say . +First , he commends him to your noble self . + +What then ? + +Then certifies your lordship , that this night +He dreamt the boar had razed off his helm : +Besides , he says there are two councils held ; +And that may be determin'd at the one +Which may make you and him to rue at the other . +Therefore he sends to know your lordship's pleasure , +If you will presently take horse with him , +And with all speed post with him towards the north , +To shun the danger that his soul divines . + +Go , fellow , go , return unto thy lord ; +Bid him not fear the separated councils : +His honour and myself are at the one , +And at the other is my good friend Catesby ; +Where nothing can proceed that toucheth us +Whereof I shall not have intelligence . +Tell him his fears are shallow , wanting instance : +And for his dreams , I wonder he's so fond +To trust the mockery of unquiet slumbers . +To fly the boar before the boar pursues , +Were to incense the boar to follow us +And make pursuit where he did mean no chase . +Go , bid thy master rise and come to me ; +And we will both together to the Tower , +Where , he shall see , the boar will use us kindly . + +I'll go , my lord , and tell him what you say . + +Many good morrows to my noble lord ! + +Good morrow , Catesby ; you are early stirring . +What news , what news , in this our tottering state ? + +It is a reeling world , indeed , my lord ; +And I believe will never stand upright +Till Richard wear the garland of the realm . + +How ! wear the garland ! dost thou mean the crown ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +I'll have this crown of mine cut from my shoulders +Before I'll see the crown so foul misplac'd . +But canst thou guess that he doth aim at it ? + +Ay , on my life ; and hopes to find you forward +Upon his party for the gain thereof : +And thereupon he sends you this good news , +That this same very day your enemies , +The kindred of the queen , must die at Pomfret . + +Indeed , I am no mourner for that news , +Because they have been still my adversaries ; +But that I'll give my voice on Richard's side , +To bar my master's heirs in true descent , +God knows I will not do it , to the death . + +God keep your lordship in that gracious mind ! + +But I shall laugh at this a twelve-month hence , +That they which brought me in my master's hate , +I live to look upon their tragedy . +Well , Catesby , ere a fortnight make me older , +I'll send some packing that yet think not on't . + +'Tis a vile thing to die , my gracious lord , +When men are unprepar'd and look not for it . + +O monstrous , monstrous ! and so falls it out +With Rivers , Vaughan , Grey ; and so 'twill do +With some men else , who think themselves as safe +As thou and I ; who , as thou know'st , are dear +To princely Richard and to Buckingham . + +The princes both make high account of you ; + + +For they account his head upon the bridge . + +I know they do , and I have well deserv'd it . + + +Come on , come on ; where is your boar-spear , man ? + +Fear you the boar , and go so unprovided ? + +My lord , good morrow ; good morrow Catesby : +You may jest on , but by the holy rood , +I do not like these several councils , I . + +My lord , I hold my life as dear as you do yours ; +And never , in my days , I do protest , +Was it so precious to me as 'tis now . +Think you , but that I know our state secure , +I would be so triumphant as I am ? + +The lords at Pomfret , when they rode from London , +Were jocund and suppos'd their state was sure , +And they indeed had no cause to mistrust ; +But yet you see how soon the day o'ercast . +This sudden stab of rancour I misdoubt ; +Pray God , I say , I prove a needless coward ! +What , shall we toward the Tower ? the day is spent . + +Come , come , have with you . Wot you what , my lord ? +To-day the lords you talk of are beheaded . + +They , for their truth , might better wear their heads , +Than some that have accus'd them wear their hats . +But come , my lord , let's away . + + +Go on before ; I'll talk with this good fellow . + +How now , sirrah ! how goes the world with thee ? + +The better that your lordship please to ask . + +I tell thee , man , 'tis better with me now +Than when I met thee last where now we meet : +Then was I going prisoner to the Tower , +By the suggestion of the queen's allies ; +But now , I tell thee ,keep it to thyself , +This day those enemies are put to death , +And I in better state than e'er I was . + +God hold it to your honour's good content ! + +Gramercy , fellow : there , drink that for me . + + +God save your lordship . + +Well met , my lord ; I am glad to see your honour . + +I thank thee , good Sir John , with all my heart . +I am in your debt for your last exercise ; +Come the next Sabbath , and I will content you . + + +What , talking with a priest , lord chamberlain ? +Your friends at Pomfret , they do need the priest : +Your honour hath no shriving work in hand . + +Good faith , and when I met this holy man , +The men you talk of came into my mind . +What , go you toward the Tower ? + +I do , my lord ; but long I shall not stay : +I shall return before your lordship thence . + +Nay , like enough , for I stay dinner there . + +And supper too , although thou know'st it not . +Come , will you go ? + +I'll wait upon your lordship . + + +Sir Richard Ratcliff , let me tell thee this : +To-day shalt thou behold a subject die +For truth , for duty , and for loyalty . + +God bless the prince from all the pack of you ! +A knot you are of damned blood suckers . + +You live that shall cry woe for this hereafter . + +Dispatch ; the limit of your lives is out . + +O Pomfret , Pomfret ! O thou bloody prison ! +Fatal and ominous to noble peers ! +Within the guilty closure of thy walls +Richard the Second here was hack'd to death ; +And , for more slander to thy dismal seat , +We give thee up our guitless blood to drink . + +Now Margaret's curse is fall'n upon our heads , +When she exclaim'd on Hastings , you , and I , +For standing by when Richard stabb'd her son . + +Then curs'd she Richard , then curs'd she Buckingham , +Then curs'd she Hastings : O ! remember , God , +To hear her prayer for them , as now for us ; +And for my sister and her princely sons , +Be satisfied , dear God , with our true blood , +Which , as thou know'st , unjustly must be spilt . + +Make haste ; the hour of death is expiate . + +Come , Grey , come , Vaughan ; let us here embrace : +And take our leave until we meet in heaven . + +My lords , at once : the cause why we are met +Is to determine of the coronation : +In God's name , speak , when is the royal day ? + +Are all things ready for that royal time ? + +It is ; and wants but nomination . + +To-morrow then I judge a happy day . + +Who knows the Lord Protector's mind herein ? +Who is most inward with the noble duke ? + +Your Grace , we think , should soonest know his mind . + +We know each other's faces ; for our hearts , +He knows no more of mine than I of yours ; +Nor I of his , my lord , than you of mine . +Lord Hastings , you and he are near in love . + +I thank his Grace , I know he loves me well ; +But , for his purpose in the coronation , +I have not sounded him , nor he deliver'd +His gracious pleasure any way therein : +But you , my noble lords , may name the time ; +And in the duke's behalf I'll give my voice , +Which , I presume , he'll take in gentle part . + + +In happy time , here comes the duke himself . + +My noble lords and cousins all , good morrow . +I have been long a sleeper ; but , I trust , +My absence doth neglect no great design , +Which by my presence might have been concluded . + +Had you not come upon your cue , my lord , +William Lord Hastings had pronounc'd your part , +I mean , your voice , for crowning of the king . + +Than my Lord Hastings no man might be bolder : +His lordship knows me well , and loves me well . +My Lord of Ely , when I was last in Holborn , +I saw good strawberries in your garden there ; +I do beseech you send for some of them . + +Marry , and will , my lord , with all my heart . + + +Cousin of Buckingham , a word with you . + +Catesby hath sounded Hastings in our business , +And finds the testy gentleman so hot , +That he will lose his head ere give consent +His master's child , as worshipfully he terms it , +Shall lose the royalty of England's throne . + +Withdraw yourself a while ; I'll go with you . + + +We have not yet set down this day of triumph . +To-morrow , in my judgment , is too sudden ; +For I myself am not so well provided +As else I would be , were the day prolong'd . + + +Where is my lord , the Duke of Gloucester ? +I have sent for these strawberries . + +His Grace looks cheerfully and smooth this morning : +There's some conceit or other likes him well , +When that he bids good morrow with such spirit . +I think there's never a man in Christendom +Can lesser hide his hate or love than he ; +For by his face straight shall you know his heart . + +What of his heart perceiv'd you in his face +By any livelihood he show'd to-day ? + +Marry , that with no man here he is offended ; +For , were he , he had shown it in his looks . + + +I pray you all , tell me what they deserve +That do conspire my death with devilish plots +Of damned witchcraft , and that have prevail'd +Upon my body with their hellish charms ? + +The tender love I bear your Grace , my lord , +Makes me most forward in this princely presence +To doom th' offenders , whosoe'er they be : +I say , my lord , they have deserved death . + +Then be your eyes the witness of their evil . +Look how I am bewitch'd ; behold mine arm +Is like a blasted sapling , wither'd up : +And this is Edward's wife , that monstrous witch +Consorted with that harlot strumpet Shore , +That by their witchcraft thus have marked me . + +If they have done this thing , my noble lord , + +If ! thou protector of this damned strumpet , +Talk'st thou to me of ifs ? Thou art a traitor : +Off with his head ! now , by Saint Paul , I swear , +I will not dine until I see the same . +Lovel and Ratcliff , look that it be done : +The rest , that love me , rise , and follow me . + + +Woe , woe , for England ! not a whit for me ; +For I , too fond , might have prevented this . +Stanley did dream the boar did raze his helm ; +And I did scorn it , and disdain'd to fly . +Three times to-day my foot-cloth horse did stumble , +And startled when he looked upon the Tower , +As loath to bear me to the slaughter-house . +O ! now I need the priest that spake to me : +I now repent I told the pursuivant , +As too triumphing , how mine enemies +To-day at Pomfret bloodily were butcher'd +And I myself secure in grace and favour . +O Margaret , Margaret ! now thy heavy curse +Is lighted on poor Hastings' wretched head . + +Come , come , dispatch ; the duke would be at dinner : +Make a short shrift , he longs to see your head . + +O momentary grace of mortal man , +Which we more hunt for than the grace of God ! +Who builds his hope in air of your good looks , +Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast ; +Ready with every nod to tumble down +Into the fatal bowels of the deep . + +Come , come , dispatch ; 'tis bootless to exclaim . + +O bloody Richard ! miserable England ! +I prophesy the fearfull'st time to thee +That ever wretched age hath look'd upon . +Come , lead me to the block ; bear him my head : +They smile at me who shortly shall be dead . + + +Come , cousin , canst thou quake , and change thy colour , +Murder thy breath in middle of a word , +And then again begin , and stop again , +As if thou wert distraught and mad with terror ? + +Tut ! I can counterfeit the deep tragedian , +Speak and look back , and pry on every side , +Tremble and start at wagging of a straw , +Intending deep suspicion : ghastly looks +Are at my service , like enforced smiles ; +And both are ready in their offices , +At any time , to grace my stratagems . +But what ! is Catesby gone ? + +He is ; and , see , he brings the mayor along . + + +Lord Mayor , + +Look to the drawbridge there ! + +Hark ! a drum . + +Catesby , o'erlook the walls . + +Lord Mayor , the reason we have sent , + +Look back , defend thee ; here are enemies . + +God and our innocency defend and guard us ! + + +Be patient , they are friends , Ratcliff and Lovel . + +Here is the head of that ignoble traitor , +The dangerous and unsuspected Hastings . + +So dear I lov'd the man , that I must weep . +I took him for the plainest harmless creature +That breath'd upon the earth a Christian ; +Made him my book , wherein my soul recorded +The history of all her secret thoughts : +So smooth he daub'd his vice with show of virtue , +That , his apparent open guilt omitted , +I mean his conversation with Shore's wife , +He liv'd from all attainder of suspect . + +Well , well , he was the covert'st shelter'd traitor +That ever liv'd . +Would you imagine , or almost believe , +Were't not that by great preservation +We live to tell it , that the subtle traitor +This day had plotted , in the council-house , +To murder me and my good Lord of Gloucester ? + +Had he done so ? + +What ! think you we are Turks or infidels ? +Or that we would , against the form of law , +Proceed thus rashly in the villain's death , +But that the extreme peril of the case , +The peace of England and our person's safety , +Enforc'd us to this execution ? + +Now , fair befall you ! he deserv'd his death ; +And your good Graces both have well proceeded , +To warn false traitors from the like attempts . +I never look'd for better at his hands , +After he once fell in with Mistress Shore . + +Yet had we not determin'd he should die , +Until your lordship came to see his end ; +Which now the loving haste of these our friends , +Something against our meaning , hath prevented : +Because , my lord , we would have had you heard +The traitor speak , and timorously confess +The manner and the purpose of his treason ; +That you might well have signified the same +Unto the citizens , who haply may +Misconster us in him , and wail his death . + +But , my good lord , your Grace's word shall serve , +As well as I had seen and heard him speak : +And do not doubt , right noble princes both , +But I'll acquaint our duteous citizens +With all your just proceedings in this cause . + +And to that end we wish'd your lordship here , +To avoid the censures of the carping world . + +But since you come too late of our intent , +Yet witness what you hear we did intend : +And so , my good Lord Mayor , we bid farewell . + + +Go , after , after , cousin Buckingham . +The mayor towards Guildhall hies him in all post : +There , at your meetest vantage of the time , +Infer the bastardy of Edward's children : +Tell them how Edward put to death a citizen , +Only for saying he would make his son +Heir to the crown ; meaning indeed his house , +Which by the sign thereof was termed so . +Moreover , urge his hateful luxury +And bestial appetite in change of lust ; +Which stretch'd unto their servants , daughters , wives , +Even where his raging eye or savage heart +Without control lusted to make a prey . +Nay , for a need , thus far come near my person : +Tell them , when that my mother went with child +Of that insatiate Edward , noble York +My princely father then had wars in France ; +And , by true computation of the time , +Found that the issue was not his begot ; +Which well appeared in his lineaments , +Being nothing like the noble duke my father . +Yet touch this sparingly , as 'twere far off ; +Because , my lord , you know my mother lives . + +Doubt not , my lord , I'll play the orator +As if the golden fee for which I plead +Were for myself : and so , my lord , adieu . + +If you thrive well , bring them to Baynard's Castle ; +Where you shall find me well accompanied +With reverend fathers and well-learned bishops . + +I go ; and towards three or four o'clock +Look for the news that the Guildhall affords . + + +Go , Lovel , with all speed to Doctor Shaw ; + + +Go thou to Friar Penker ; bid them both +Meet me within this hour at Baynard's Castle . + +Now will I in , to take some privy order , +To draw the brats of Clarence out of sight ; +And to give notice that no manner person +Have any time recourse unto the princes . + + +Here is the indictment of the good Lord Hastings ; +Which in a set hand fairly is engross'd , +That it may be to-day read o'er in Paul's : +And mark how well the sequel hangs together . +Eleven hours I have spent to write it over , +For yesternight by Catesby was it sent me . +The precedent was full as long a-doing ; +And yet within these five hours Hastings liv'd , +Untainted , unexamin'd , free , at liberty . +Here's a good world the while ! Who is so gross +That cannot see this palpable device ? +Yet who so bold but says he sees it not ? +Bad is the world ; and all will come to naught , +When such ill dealing must be seen in thought . + + +How , now , how now ! what say the citizens ? + +Now , by the holy mother of our Lord , +The citizens are mum , say not a word . + +Touch'd you the bastardy of Edward's children ? + +I did ; with his contract with Lady Lucy , +And his contract by deputy in France ; +The insatiate greediness of his desires , +And his enforcement of the city wives ; +His tyranny for trifles ; his own bastardy , +As being got , your father then in France , +And his resemblance , being not like the duke : +Withal I did infer your lineaments , +Being the right idea of your father , +Both in your form and nobleness of mind ; +Laid open all your victories in Scotland , +Your discipline in war , wisdom in peace , +Your bounty , virtue , fair humility ; +Indeed , left nothing fitting for your purpose +Untouch'd or slightly handled in discourse ; +And when my oratory drew toward end , +I bade them that did love their country's good +Cry 'God save Richard , England's royal king !' + +And did they so ? + +No , so God help me , they spake not a word ; +But , like dumb statuas or breathing stones , +Star'd each on other , and look'd deadly pale . +Which when I saw , I reprehended them ; +And ask'd the mayor what meant this wilful silence : +His answer was , the people were not wont +To be spoke to but by the recorder . +Then he was urg'd to tell my tale again : +'Thus saith the duke , thus hath the duke inferr'd ;' +But nothing spoke in warrant from himself . +When he had done , some followers of mine own , +At lower end of the hall , hurl'd up their caps , +And some ten voices cried , 'God save King Richard !' +And thus I took the vantage of those few , +'Thanks , gentle citizens and friends ,' quoth I ; +'This general applause and cheerful shout +Argues your wisdom and your love to Richard :' +And even here brake off , and came away . + +What tongueless blocks were they ! would they not speak ? +Will not the mayor then and his brethren come ? + +The mayor is here at hand . Intend some fear ; +Be not you spoke with but by mighty suit : +And look you get a prayer-book in your hand , +And stand between two churchmen , good my lord : +For on that ground I'll make a holy descant : +And be not easily won to our requests ; +Play the maid's part , still answer nay , and take it . + +I go ; and if you plead as well for them +As I can say nay to thee for myself , +No doubt we bring it to a happy issue . + +Go , go , up to the leads ! the Lord Mayor knocks . + +Welcome , my lord : I dance attendance here ; +I think the duke will not be spoke withal . + + +Now , Catesby ! what says your lord to my request ? + +He doth entreat your Grace , my noble lord , +To visit him to-morrow or next day . +He is within , with two right reverend fathers , +Divinely bent to meditation ; +And in no worldly suit would he be mov'd , +To draw him from his holy exercise . + +Return , good Catesby , to the gracious duke : +Tell him , myself , the mayor and aldermen , +In deep designs in matter of great moment , +No less importing than our general good , +Are come to have some conference with his Grace . + +I'll signify so much unto him straight . + + +Ah , ha , my lord , this prince is not an Edward ! +He is not lolling on a lewd day-bed , +But on his knees at meditation ; +Not dallying with a brace of courtezans , +But meditating with two deep divines ; +Not sleeping , to engross his idle body , +But praying , to enrich his watchful soul . +Happy were England , would this virtuous prince +Take on his Grace the sovereignty thereof : +But sore , I fear , we shall not win him to it . + +Marry , God defend his Grace should say us nay ! + +I fear he will . Here Catesby comes again . + +Now , Catesby , what says his Grace ? + +He wonders to what end you have assembled +Such troops of citizens to come to him , +His Grace not being warn'd thereof before : +My lord , he fears you mean no good to him . + +Sorry I am my noble cousin should +Suspect me that I mean no good to him . +By heaven , we come to him in perfect love ; +And so once more return , and tell his Grace . + +When holy and devout religious men +Are at their beads , 'tis much to draw them thence ; +So sweet is zealous contemplation . + + +See , where his Grace stands 'tween two clergymen ! + +Two props of virtue for a Christian prince , +To stay him from the fall of vanity ; +And , see , a book of prayer in his hand ; +True ornament to know a holy man . +Famous Plantagenet , most gracious prince , +Lend favourable ear to our requests , +And pardon us the interruption +Of thy devotion , and right Christian zeal . + +My lord , there needs no such apology ; +I do beseech your Grace to pardon me , +Who , earnest in the service of my God , +Deferr'd the visitation of my friends . +But , leaving this , what is your Grace's pleasure ? + +Even that , I hope , which pleaseth God above , +And all good men of this ungovern'd isle . + +I do suspect I have done some offence +That seems disgracious in the city's eye ; +And that you come to reprehend my ignorance . + +You have , my lord : would it might please your Grace , +On our entreaties to amend your fault ! + +Else wherefore breathe I in a Christian land ? + +Know then , it is your fault that you resign +The supreme seat , the throne majestical , +The sceptred office of your ancestors , +Your state of fortune and your due of birth , +The lineal glory of your royal house , +To the corruption of a blemish'd stock ; +Whiles , in the mildness of your sleepy thoughts , +Which here we waken to our country's good , +This noble isle doth want her proper limbs ; +Her face defac'd with scars of infamy , +Her royal stock graft with ignoble plants , +And almost shoulder'd in the swallowing gulf +Of dark forgetfulness and deep oblivion . +Which to recure we heartily solicit +Your gracious self to take on you the charge +And kingly government of this your land ; +Not as protector , steward , substitute , +Or lowly factor for another's gain ; +But as successively from blood to blood , +Your right of birth , your empery , your own . +For this , consorted with the citizens , +Your very worshipful and loving friends , +And by their vehement instigation , +In this just cause come I to move your Grace . + +I cannot tell , if to depart in silence +Or bitterly to speak in your reproof , +Best fitteth my degree or your condition : +If not to answer , you might haply think +Tongue-tied ambition , not replying , yielded +To bear the golden yoke of sov'reignty , +Which fondly you would here impose on me ; +If to reprove you for this suit of yours , +So season'd with your faithful love to me , +Then , on the other side , I check'd my friends . +Therefore , to speak , and to avoid the first , +And then , in speaking , not to incur the last , +Definitively thus I answer you . +Your love deserves my thanks ; but my desert +Unmeritable shuns your high request . +First , if all obstacles were cut away , +And that my path were even to the crown , +As the ripe revenue and due of birth , +Yet so much is my poverty of spirit , +So mighty and so many my defects , +That I would rather hide me from my greatness , +Being a bark to brook no mighty sea , +Than in my greatness covet to be hid , +And in the vapour of my glory smother'd . +But , God be thank'd , there is no need of me ; +And much I need to help you , were there need ; +The royal tree hath left us royal fruit , +Which , mellow'd by the stealing hours of time , +Will well become the seat of majesty , +And make , no doubt , us happy by his reign . +On him I lay that you would lay on me , +The right and fortune of his happy stars ; +Which God defend that I should wring from him ! + +My lord , this argues conscience in your Grace ; +But the respects thereof are nice and trivial , +All circumstances well considered . +You say that Edward is your brother's son : +So say we too , but not by Edward's wife ; +For first was he contract to Lady Lucy , +Your mother lives a witness to his vow , +And afterward by substitute betroth'd +To Bona , sister to the King of France . +These both put by , a poor petitioner , +A care-craz'd mother to a many sons , +A beauty-waning and distressed widow , +Even in the afternoon of her best days , +Made prize and purchase of his wanton eye , +Seduc'd the pitch and height of his degree +To base declension and loath'd bigamy : +By her , in his unlawful bed , he got +This Edward , whom our manners call the prince . +More bitterly could I expostulate , +Save that , for reverence to some alive , +I give a sparing limit to my tongue . +Then , good my lord , take to your royal self +This proffer'd benefit of dignity ; +If not to bless us and the land withal , +Yet to draw forth your noble ancestry +From the corruption of abusing times , +Unto a lineal true-derived course . + +Do , good my lord ; your citizens entreat you . + +Refuse not , mighty lord , this proffer'd love . + +O ! make them joyful : grant their lawful suit : + +Alas ! why would you heap those cares on me ? +I am unfit for state and majesty : +I do beseech you , take it not amiss , +I cannot nor I will not yield to you . + +If you refuse it , as , in love and zeal , +Loath to depose the child , your brother's son ; +As well we know your tenderness of heart +And gentle , kind , effeminate remorse , +Which we have noted in you to your kindred , +And egally , indeed , to all estates , +Yet whether you accept our suit or no , +Your brother's son shall never reign our king ; +But we will plant some other in the throne , +To the disgrace and downfall of your house : +And in this resolution here we leave you . +Come , citizens , we will entreat no more . + + +Call them again , sweet prince ; accept their suit : +If you deny them , all the land will rue it . + +Will you enforce me to a world of cares ? +Call them again : I am not made of stone , +But penetrable to your kind entreats , + +Albeit against my conscience and my soul . + + +Cousin of Buckingham , and sage , grave men , +Since you will buckle fortune on my back , +To bear her burden , whe'r I will or no , +I must have patience to endure the load : +But if black scandal or foul-fac'd reproach +Attend the sequel of your imposition , +Your mere enforcement shall acquittance me +From all the impure blots and stains thereof ; +For God doth know , and you may partly see , + +How far I am from the desire of this . + +God bless your Grace ! we see it , and will say it . + +In saying so , you shall but say the truth . + +Then I salute you with this royal title : +Long live King Richard , England's worthy king ! + +Amen . + +To-morrow may it please you to be crown'd ? + +Even when you please , for you will have it so . + +To-morrow then we will attend your Grace : +And so most joyfully we take our leave . + +Come , let us to our holy work again . +Farewell , my cousin ;farewell , gentle friends . + +Who meets us here ? my niece Plantagenet , +Led in the hand of her kind aunt of Gloucester ? +Now , for my life , she's wand'ring to the Tower , +On pure heart's love , to greet the tender princes . +Daughter , well met . + +God give your Graces both +A happy and a joyful time of day ! + +As much to you , good sister ! whither away ? + +No further than the Tower ; and , as I guess , +Upon the like devotion as yourselves , +To gratulate the gentle princes there . + +Kind sister , thanks : we'll enter all together : + + +And , in good time , here the lieutenant comes . +Master lieutenant , pray you , by your leave , + +How doth the prince , and my young son of York ? + +Right well , dear madam . By your patience , +I may not suffer you to visit them : +The king hath strictly charg'd the contrary . + +The king ! who's that ? + +I mean the Lord Protector . + +The Lord protect him from that kingly title ! +Hath he set bounds between their love and me ? +I am their mother ; who shall bar me from them ? + +I am their father's mother ; I will see them . + +Their aunt I am in law , in love their mother : +Then bring me to their sights ; I'll bear thy blame , +And take thy office from thee , on my peril . + +No , madam , no , I may not leave it so : +I am bound by oath , and therefore pardon me . + +Let me but meet you , ladies , one hour hence , +And I'll salute your Grace of York as mother , +And reverend looker-on of two fair queens . + + +Come , madam , you must straight to Westminster , +There to be crowned Richard's royal queen . + +Ah ! cut my lace asunder , +That my pent heart may have some scope to beat , +Or else I swoon with this dead-killing news . + +Despiteful tidings ! O ! unpleasing news ! + +Be of good cheer : mother , how fares your Grace ? + +O , Dorset ! speak not to me , get thee gone ; +Death and destruction dog thee at the heels : +Thy mother's name is ominous to children . +If thou wilt outstrip death , go cross the seas , +And live with Richmond , from the reach of hell : +Go , hie thee , hie thee , from this slaughter-house , +Lest thou increase the number of the dead , +And make me die the thrall of Margaret's curse , +Nor mother , wife , nor England's counted queen . + +Full of wise care is this your counsel , madam . + + +Take all the swift advantage of the hours ; +You shall have letters from me to my son +In your behalf , to meet you on the way : +Be not ta'en tardy by unwise delay . + +O ill-dispersing wind of misery ! +O ! my accursed womb , the bed of death , +A cockatrice hast thou hatch'd to the world , +Whose unavoided eye is murderous ! + +Come , madam , come ; I in all haste was sent . + +And I with all unwillingness will go . +O ! would to God that the inclusive verge +Of golden metal that must round my brow +Were red-hot steel to sear me to the brain . +Anointed let me be with deadly venom ; +And die , ere men can say 'God save the queen !' + +Go , go , poor soul , I envy not thy glory ; +To feed my humour , wish thyself no harm . + +No ! why ? When he , that is my husband now +Came to me , as I follow'd Henry's corse ; +When scarce the blood was well wash'd from his hands , +Which issu'd from my other angel husband , +And that dead saint which then I weeping follow'd ; +O ! when I say , I look'd on Richard's face , +This was my wish , 'Be thou ,' quoth I , 'accurs'd , +For making me so young , so old a widow ! +And , when thou wedd'st , let sorrow haunt thy bed ; +And be thy wife if any be so mad +More miserable by the life of thee +Than thou hast made me by my dear lord's death !' +Lo ! ere I can repeat this curse again , +Within so small a time , my woman's heart +Grossly grew captive to his honey words , +And prov'd the subject of mine own soul's curse : +Which hitherto hath held mine eyes from rest ; +For never yet one hour in his bed +Did I enjoy the golden dew of sleep , +But with his timorous dreams was still awak'd . +Besides , he hates me for my father Warwick , +And will , no doubt , shortly be rid of me . + +Poor heart , adieu ! I pity thy complaining . + +No more than with my soul I mourn for yours . + +Farewell ! thou woeful welcomer of glory ! + +Adieu , poor soul , that tak'st thy leave of it ! + +Go thou to Richmond , and good fortune guide thee ! + + +Go thou to Richard , and good angels tend thee ! + + +Go thou to sanctuary , and good thoughts possess thee ! +I to my grave , where peace and rest lie with me ! +Eighty odd years of sorrow have I seen , +And each hour's joy wrack'd with a week of teen . + +Stay yet , look back with me unto the Tower . +Pity , you ancient stones , those tender babes +Whom envy hath immur'd within your walls , +Rough cradle for such little pretty ones ! +Rude ragged nurse , old sullen playfellow +For tender princes , use my babies well . +So foolish sorrow bids your stones farewell . + + +Stand all apart . Cousin of Buckingham . + +My gracious sovereign ! + +Give me thy hand . + +Thus high , by thy advice , +And thy assistance , is King Richard seated : +But shall we wear these glories for a day ? +Or shall they last , and we rejoice in them ? + +Still live they , and for ever let them last ! + +Ah ! Buckingham , now do I play the touch , +To try if thou be current gold indeed : +Young Edward lives : think now what I would speak . + +Say on , my loving lord . + +Why , Buckingham , I say , I would be king . + +Why , so you are , my thrice-renowned liege . + +Ha ! am I king ? 'Tis so : but Edward lives . + +True , noble prince . + +O bitter consequence , +That Edward still should live ! 'True , noble prince !' +Cousin , thou wast not wont to be so dull : +Shall I be plain ? I wish the bastards dead ; +And I would have it suddenly perform'd . +What sayst thou now ? speak suddenly , be brief . + +Your Grace may do your pleasure . + +Tut , tut ! thou art all ice , thy kindness freezes : +Say , have I thy consent that they shall die ? + +Give me some little breath , some pause , dear lord , +Before I positively speak in this : +I will resolve you herein presently . + + +The king is angry : see , he gnaws his lip . + +I will converse with iron-witted fools +And unrespective boys : none are for me +That look into me with considerate eyes . +High-reaching Buckingham grows circumspect . +Boy ! + +My lord ! + +Know'st thou not any whom corrupting gold +Will tempt unto a close exploit of death ? + +I know a discontented gentleman , +Whose humble means match not his haughty spirit : +Gold were as good as twenty orators , +And will , no doubt , tempt him to anything . + +What is his name ? + +His name , my lord , is Tyrrell . + +I partly know the man : go , call him hither . + +The deep-revolving witty Buckingham +No more shall be the neighbour to my counsel . +Hath he so long held out with me untir'd , +And stops he now for breath ? well , be it so . + +How now , Lord Stanley ! what's the news ? + +Know , my loving lord , +The Marquess Dorset , as I hear , is fled +To Richmond , in the parts where he abides . + +Come hither , Catesby : rumour it abroad , +That Anne my wife is very grievous sick ; +I will take order for her keeping close . +Inquire me out some mean poor gentleman , +Whom I will marry straight to Clarence' daughter : +The boy is foolish , and I fear not him . +Look , how thou dream'st ! I say again , give out +That Anne my queen is sick , and like to die : +About it ; for it stands me much upon , +To stop all hopes whose growth may damage me . + +I must be married to my brother's daughter , +Or else my kingdom stands on brittle glass . +Murder her brothers , and then marry her ! +Uncertain way of gain ! But I am in +So far in blood , that sin will pluck on sin : +Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye . + +Is thy name Tyrrell ? + +James Tyrrell , and your most obedient subject . + +Art thou , indeed ? + +Prove me , my gracious lord . + +Dar'st thou resolve to kill a friend of mine ? + +Please you ; but I had rather kill two enemies . + +Why , then thou hast it : two deep enemies , +Foes to my rest , and my sweet sleep's disturbers , +Are they that I would have thee deal upon . +Tyrrell , I mean those bastards in the Tower . + +Let me have open means to come to them , +And soon I'll rid you from the fear of them . + +Thou sing'st sweet music . Hark , come hither , Tyrrell : +Go , by this token : rise , and lend thine ear . + +There is no more but so : say it is done , +And I will love thee , and prefer thee for it . + +I will dispatch it straight . + +My lord , I have consider'd in my mind +The late demand that you did sound me in . + +Well , let that rest . Dorset is fled to Richmond . + +I hear the news , my lord . + +Stanley , he is your wife's son : well , look to it . + +My lord , I claim the gift , my due by promise , +For which your honour and your faith is pawn'd ; +The earldom of Hereford and the moveables +Which you have promised I shall possess . + +Stanley , look to your wife : if she convey +Letters to Richmond , you shall answer it . + +What says your highness to my just request ? + +I do remember me , Henry the Sixth +Did prophesy that Richmond should be king , +When Richmond was a little peevish boy . +A king ! perhaps + +My lord ! + +How chance the prophet could not at that time +Have told me , I being by , that I should kill him ? + +My lord , your promise for the earldom , + +Richmond ! When last I was at Exeter , +The mayor in courtesy show'd me the castle , +And call'd it Rougemont : at which name I started , +Because a bard of Ireland told me once +I should not live long after I saw Richmond . + +My lord ! + +Ay , what's o'clock ? + +I am thus bold to put your Grace in mind +Of what you promis'd me . + +Well , but what is't o'clock ? + +Upon the stroke of ten . + +Well , let it strike . + +Why let it strike ? + +Because that , like a Jack , thou keep'st the stroke +Betwixt thy begging and my meditation . +I am not in the giving vein to-day . + +Why , then resolve me whe'r you will , or no . + +Thou troublest me : I am not in the vein . + + +And is it thus ? repays he my deep service +With such contempt ? made I him king for this ? +O , let me think on Hastings , and be gone +To Brecknock , while my fearful head is on . + + +The tyrannous and bloody act is done ; +The most arch deed of piteous massacre +That ever yet this land was guilty of . +Dighton and Forrest , whom I did suborn +To do this piece of ruthless butchery , +Albeit they were flesh'd villains , bloody dogs , +Melting with tenderness and mild compassion , +Wept like to children in their death's sad story . +'Oh ! thus ,' quoth Dighton , 'lay the gentle babes :' +'Thus , thus ,' quoth Forrest , 'girdling one another +Within their alabaster innocent arms : +Their lips were four red roses on a stalk , +Which in their summer beauty kiss'd each other . +A book of prayers on their pillow lay ; +Which once ,' quoth Forrest , 'almost chang'd my mind ; +But , O , the devil' there the villain stopp'd ; +When Dighton thus told on : 'We smothered +The most replenished sweet work of nature , +That from the prime creation e'er she fram'd .' +Hence both are gone with conscience and remorse ; +They could not speak ; and so I left them both , +To bear this tidings to the bloody king : +And here he comes . + +All health , my sovereign lord ! + +Kind Tyrrell , am I happy in thy news ? + +If to have done the thing you gave in charge +Beget your happiness , be happy then , +For it is done . + +But didst thou see them dead ? + +I did , my lord . + +And buried , gentle Tyrrell ? + +The chaplain of the Tower hath buried them ; +But how or in what place I do not know . + +Come to me , Tyrrell , soon at after-supper , +When thou shalt tell the process of their death . +Meantime , but think how I may do thee good , +And be inheritor of thy desire . +Farewell till then . + +I humbly take my leave . + + +The son of Clarence have I pent up close ; +His daughter meanly have I match'd in marriage ; +The sons of Edward sleep in Abraham's bosom , +And Anne my wife hath bid the world good night . +Now , for I know the Breton Richmond aims +At young Elizabeth , my brother's daughter , +And , by that knot , looks proudly on the crown , +To her go I , a jolly thriving wooer . + + +My lord ! + +Good or bad news , that thou com'st in so bluntly ? + +Bad news , my lord : Morton is fled to Richmond ; +And Buckingham , back'd with the hardy Welshmen , +Is in the field , and still his power increaseth . + +Ely with Richmond troubles me more near +Than Buckingham and his rash-levied strength . +Come ; I have learn'd that fearful commenting +Is leaden servitor to dull delay : +Delay leads impotent and snail-pac'd beggary : +Then fiery expedition be my wing , +Jove's Mercury , and herald for a king ! +Go , muster men : my counsel is my shield ; +We must be brief when traitors brave the field . + + +So , now prosperity begins to mellow +And drop into the rotten mouth of death . +Here in these confines slily have I lurk'd +To watch the waning of mine enemies . +A dire induction am I witness to , +And will to France , hoping the consequence +Will prove as bitter , black , and tragical . +Withdraw thee , wretched Margaret : who comes here ? + + +Ah ! my poor princes ! ah , my tender babes , +My unblown flowers , new-appearing sweets , +If yet your gentle souls fly in the air +And be not fix'd in doom perpetual , +Hover about me with your airy wings , +And hear your mother's lamentation . + +Hover about her ; say , that right for right +Hath dimm'd your infant morn to aged night . + +So many miseries have craz'd my voice , +That my woe-wearied tongue is still and mute . +Edward Plantagenet , why art thou dead ? + +Plantagenet doth quit Plantagenet ; +Edward for Edward pays a dying debt . + +Wilt thou , O God ! fly from such gentle lambs , +And throw them in the entrails of the wolf ? +When didst thou sleep when such a deed was done ? + +When holy Harry died , and my sweet son . + +Dead life , blind sight , poor mortal living ghost , +Woe's scene , world's shame , grave's due by life usurp'd , +Brief abstract and record of tedious days , +Rest thy unrest on England's lawful earth , + +Unlawfully made drunk with innocent blood ! + +Ah ! that thou wouldst as soon afford a grave +As thou canst yield a melancholy seat ; +Then would I hide my bones , not rest them here . +Ah ! who hath any cause to mourn but I ? + + +If ancient sorrow be most reverend , +Give mine the benefit of seniory , +And let my griefs frown on the upper hand , +If sorrow can admit society . + +Tell o'er your woes again by viewing mine : +I had an Edward , till a Richard kill'd him ; +I had a Harry , till a Richard kill'd him : +Thou hadst an Edward , till a Richard kill'd him ; +Thou hadst a Richard , till a Richard kill'd him . + +I had a Richard too , and thou didst kill him ; +I had a Rutland too , thou holp'st to kill him . + +Thou hadst a Clarence too , and Richard kill'd him . +From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept +A hellhound that doth hunt us all to death : +That dog , that had his teeth before his eyes , +To worry lambs , and lap their gentle blood , +That foul defacer of God's handiwork , +That excellent grand-tyrant of the earth , +That reigns in galled eyes of weeping souls , +Thy womb let loose , to chase us to our graves . +O ! upright , just , and true-disposing God , +How do I thank thee that this carnal cur +Preys on the issue of his mother's body , +And makes her pew-fellow with others' moan . + +O ! Harry's wife , triumph not in my woes : +God witness with me , I have wept for thine . + +Bear with me ; I am hungry for revenge , +And now I cloy me with beholding it . +Thy Edward he is dead , that kill'd my Edward ; +Thy other Edward dead , to quit my Edward ; +Young York he is but boot , because both they +Match not the high perfection of my loss : +Thy Clarence he is dead that stabb'd my Edward ; +And the beholders of this tragic play , +The adulterate Hastings , Rivers , Vaughan , Grey , +Untimely smother'd in their dusky graves . +Richard yet lives , hell's black intelligencer , +Only reserv'd their factor , to buy souls +And send them thither ; but at hand , at hand , +Ensues his piteous and unpitied end : +Earth gapes , hell burns , fiends roar , saints pray , +To have him suddenly convey'd from hence . +Cancel his bond of life , dear God ! I pray , +That I may live to say , The dog is dead . + +O ! thou didst prophesy the time would come +That I should wish for thee to help me curse +That bottled spider , that foul bunchback'd toad . + +I call'd thee then vain flourish of my fortune ; +I call'd thee then poor shadow , painted queen ; +The presentation of but what I was ; +The flattering index of a direful pageant ; +One heav'd a-high to be hurl'd down below ; +A mother only mock'd with two fair babes ; +A dream of what thou wert , a breath , a bubble , +A sign of dignity , a garish flag , +To be the aim of every dangerous shot ; +A queen in jest , only to fill the scene . +Where is thy husband now ? where be thy brothers ? +Where are thy children ? wherein dost thou joy ? +Who sues and kneels and cries God save the queen ? +Where be the bending peers that flatter'd thee ? +Where be the thronging troops that follow'd thee ? +Decline all this , and see what now thou art : +For happy wife , a most distressed widow ; +For joyful mother , one that wails the name ; +For one being su'd to , one that humbly sues ; +For queen , a very caitiff crown'd with care ; +For one that scorn'd at me , now scorn'd of me ; +For one being fear'd of all , now fearing one ; +For one commanding all , obey'd of none . +Thus hath the course of justice whirl'd about , +And left thee but a very prey to time ; +Having no more but thought of what thou wert , +To torture thee the more , being what thou art . +Thou didst usurp my place , and dost thou not +Usurp the just proportion of my sorrow ? +Now thy proud neck bears half my burden'd yoke ; +From which even here , I slip my wearied head , +And leave the burden of it all on thee . +Farewell , York's wife , and queen of sad mischance : +These English woes shall make me smile in France . + +O thou , well skill'd in curses , stay awhile , +And teach me how to curse mine enemies . + +Forbear to sleep the night , and fast the day ; +Compare dead happiness with living woe ; +Think that thy babes were fairer than they were , +And he that slew them fouler than he is : +Bettering thy loss makes the bad causer worse : +Revolving this will teach thee how to curse . + +My words are dull ; O ! quicken them with thine ! + +Thy woes will make them sharp , and pierce like mine . + + +Why should calamity be full of words ? + +Windy attorneys to their client woes , +Airy succeeders of intestate joys , +Poor breathing orators of miseries ! +Let them have scope : though what they do impart +Help nothing else , yet do they ease the heart . + +If so , then be not tongue-tied : go with me , +And in the breath of bitter words let's smother +My damned son , that thy two sweet sons smother'd . + +The trumpet sounds : be copious in exclaims . + + +Who intercepts me in my expedition ? + +O ! she that might have intercepted thee , +By strangling thee in her accursed womb , +From all the slaughters , wretch , that thou hast done ! + +Hid'st thou that forehead with a golden crown , +Where should be branded , if that right were right , +The slaughter of the prince that ow'd that crown , +And the dire death of my poor sons and brothers ? +Tell me , thou villain slave , where are my children ? + +Thou toad , thou toad , where is thy brother Clarence +And little Ned Plantagenet , his son ? + +Where is the gentle Rivers , Vaughan , Grey ? + +Where is kind Hastings ? + +A flourish , trumpets ! strike alarum , drums ! +Let not the heavens hear these tell-tale women +Rail on the Lord's anointed . Strike , I say ! + +Either be patient , and entreat me fair , +Or with the clamorous report of war +Thus will I drown your exclamations . + +Art thou my son ? + +Ay ; I thank God , my father , and yourself . + +Then patiently hear my impatience . + +Madam , I have a touch of your condition , +That cannot brook the accent of reproof . + +O , let me speak ! + +Do , then ; but I'll not hear . + +I will be mild and gentle in my words . + +And brief , good mother ; for I am in haste . + +Art thou so hasty ? I have stay'd for thee , +God knows , in torment and in agony . + +And came I not at last to comfort you ? + +No , by the holy rood , thou know'st it well , +Thou cam'st on earth to make the earth my hell . +A grievous burden was thy birth to me ; +Tetchy and wayward was thy infancy ; +Thy school-days frightful , desperate , wild and furious ; +Thy prime of manhood daring , bold , and venturous ; +Thy age confirm'd , proud , subtle , sly , and bloody , +More mild , but yet more harmful , kind in hatred : +What comfortable hour canst thou name +That ever grac'd me in thy company ? + +Faith , none , but Humphrey Hour , that call'd your Grace +To breakfast once forth of my company . +If I be so disgracious in your eye , +Let me march on , and not offend you , madam . +Strike up the drum ! + +I prithee , hear me speak . + +You speak too bitterly . + +Hear me a word ; +For I shall never speak to thee again . + +So ! + +Either thou wilt die by God's just ordinance , +Ere from this war thou turn a conqueror ; +Or I with grief and extreme age shall perish +And never look upon thy face again . +Therefore take with thee my most grievous curse , +Which , in the day of battle , tire thee more +Than all the complete armour that thou wear'st ! +My prayers on the adverse party fight ; +And there the little souls of Edward's children +Whisper the spirits of thine enemies +And promise them success and victory . +Bloody thou art , bloody will be thy end ; +Shame serves thy life and doth thy death attend . + + +Though far more cause , yet much less spirit to curse +Abides in me : I say amen to her . + + +Stay , madam ; I must talk a word with you . + +I have no moe sons of the royal blood +For thee to slaughter : for my daughters , Richard , +They shall be praying nuns , not weeping queens ; +And therefore level not to hit their lives . + +You have a daughter call'd Elizabeth , +Virtuous and fair , royal and gracious . + +And must she die for this ? O ! let her live , +And I'll corrupt her manners , stain her beauty ; +Slander myself as false to Edward's bed ; +Throw over her the veil of infamy : +So she may live unscarr'd of bleeding slaughter , +I will confess she was not Edward's daughter . + +Wrong not her birth ; she is of royal blood . + +To save her life , I'll say she is not so . + +Her life is safest only in her birth . + +And only in that safety died her brothers . + +Lo ! at their births good stars were opposite ! + +No , to their lives ill friends were contrary . + +All unavoided is the doom of destiny . + +True , when avoided grace makes destiny . +My babes were destin'd to a fairer death , +If grace had bless'd thee with a fairer life . + +You speak as if that I had slain my cousins . + +Cousins , indeed ; and by their uncle cozen'd +Of comfort , kingdom , kindred , freedom , life . +Whose hands soever lanc'd their tender hearts +Thy head , all indirectly , gave direction : +No doubt the murderous knife was dull and blunt +Till it was whetted on thy stone-hard heart , +To revel in the entrails of my lambs . +But that still use of grief makes wild grief tame , +My tongue should to thy ears not name my boys +Till that my nails were anchor'd in thine eyes ; +And I , in such a desperate bay of death , +Like a poor bark , of sails and tackling reft , +Rush all to pieces on thy rocky bosom . + +Madam , so thrive I in my enterprise +And dangerous success of bloody wars , +As I intend more good to you and yours +Than ever you or yours by me were harm'd . + +What good is cover'd with the face of heaven , +To be discover'd , that can do me good ? + +The advancement of your children , gentle lady . + +Up to some scaffold , there to lose their heads ? + +No , to the dignity and height of fortune , +The high imperial type of this earth's glory . + +Flatter my sorrow with report of it : +Tell me what state , what dignity , what honour , +Canst thou demise to any child of mine ? + +Even all I have ; ay , and myself and all , +Will I withal endow a child of thine ; +So in the Lethe of thy angry soul +Thou drown the sad remembrance of those wrongs +Which thou supposest I have done to thee . + +Be brief , lest that the process of thy kindness +Last longer telling than thy kindness' date . + +Then know , that from my soul I love thy daughter . + +My daughter's mother thinks it with her soul . + +What do you think ? + +That thou dost love my daughter from thy soul : +So from thy soul's love didst thou love her brothers ; +And from my heart's love I do thank thee for it . + +Be not too hasty to confound my meaning : +I mean , that with my soul I love thy daughter , +And do intend to make her Queen of England . + +Well then , who dost thou mean shall be her king ? + +Even he that makes her queen : who else should be ? + +What ! thou ? + +Even so : what think you of it ? + +How canst thou woo her ? + +That I would learn of you , +As one being best acquainted with her humour . + +And wilt thou learn of me ? + +Madam , with all my heart . + +Send to her , by the man that slew her brothers , +A pair of bleeding hearts ; thereon engrave +Edward and York ; then haply will she weep : +Therefore present to her , as sometime Margaret +Did to thy father , steep'd in Rutland's blood , +A handkerchief , which , say to her , did drain +The purple sap from her sweet brother's body , +And bid her wipe her weeping eyes withal . +If this inducement move her not to love , +Send her a letter of thy noble deeds ; +Tell her thou mad'st away her uncle Clarence , +Her uncle Rivers ; ay , and for her sake , +Mad'st quick conveyance with her good aunt Anne . + +You mock me , madam ; this is not the way +To win your daughter . + +There is no other way +Unless thou couldst put on some other shape , +And not be Richard that hath done all this . + +Say , that I did all this for love of her ? + +Nay , then indeed , she cannot choose but hate thee , +Having bought love with such a bloody spoil . + +Look , what is done cannot be now amended : +Men shall deal unadvisedly sometimes , +Which after-hours give leisure to repent . +If I did take the kingdom from your sons , +To make amends I'll give it to your daughter . +If I have kill'd the issue of your womb , +To quicken your increase , I will beget +Mine issue of your blood upon your daughter : +A grandam's name is little less in love +Than is the doting title of a mother ; +They are as children but one step below , +Even of your mettle , of your very blood ; +Of all one pain , save for a night of groans +Endur'd of her for whom you bid like sorrow . +Your children were vexation to your youth , +But mine shall be a comfort to your age . +The loss you have is but a son being king , +And by that loss your daughter is made queen . +I cannot make you what amends I would , +Therefore accept such kindness as I can . +Dorset your son , that with a fearful soul +Leads discontented steps in foreign soil , +This fair alliance quickly shall call home +To high promotions and great dignity : +The king that calls your beauteous daughter wife , +Familiarly shall call thy Dorset brother ; +Again shall you be mother to a king , +And all the ruins of distressful times +Repair'd with double riches of content . +What ! we have many goodly days to see : +The liquid drops of tears that you have shed +Shall come again , transform'd to orient pearl , +Advantaging their loan with interest +Of ten times double gain of happiness . +Go then , my mother ; to thy daughter go : +Make bold her bashful years with your experience ; +Prepare her ears to hear a wooer's tale ; +Put in her tender heart the aspiring flame +Of golden sovereignty ; acquaint the princess +With the sweet silent hours of marriage joys : +And when this arm of mine hath chastised +The petty rebel , dull-brain'd Buckingham , +Bound with triumphant garlands will I come , +And lead thy daughter to a conqueror's bed ; +To whom I will retail my conquest won , +And she shall be sole victress , C sar's C sar . + +What were I best to say ? her father's brother +Would be her lord ? Or shall I say , her uncle ? +Or , he that slew her brothers and her uncles ? +Under what title shall I woo for thee , +That God , the law , my honour , and her love +Can make seem pleasing to her tender years ? + +Infer fair England's peace by this alliance . + +Which she shall purchase with still lasting war . + +Tell her , the king , that may command , entreats . + +That at her hands which the king's King forbids . + +Say , she shall be a high and mighty queen . + +To wail the title , as her mother doth . + +Say , I will love her everlastingly . + +But how long shall that title 'ever' last ? + +Sweetly in force unto her fair life's end . + +But how long fairly shall her sweet life last ? + +As long as heaven and nature lengthens it . + +As long as hell and Richard likes of it . + +Say , I , her sovereign , am her subject low . + +But she , your subject , loathes such sovereignty . + +Be eloquent in my behalf to her . + +An honest tale speeds best being plainly told . + +Then plainly to her tell my loving tale . + +Plain and not honest is too harsh a style . + +Your reasons are too shallow and too quick . + +O , no ! my reasons are too deep and dead ; +Too deep and dead , poor infants , in their graves . + +Harp not on that string , madam ; that is past . + +Harp on it still shall I till heart-strings break . + +Now , by my George , my garter , and my crown , + +Profan'd , dishonour'd , and the third usurp'd . + +I swear , + +By nothing ; for this is no oath . +Thy George , profan'd , hath lost his holy honour ; +Thy garter , blemish'd , pawn'd his knightly virtue ; +Thy crown , usurp'd , disgrac'd his kingly glory . +If something thou wouldst swear to be believ'd , +Swear , then , by something that thou hast not wrong'd . + +Now , by the world , + +'Tis full of thy foul wrongs . + +My father's death , + +Thy life hath that dishonour'd . + +Then , by myself , + +Thyself is self-misus'd . + +Why , then , by God , + +God's wrong is most of all . +If thou hadst fear'd to break an oath by him , +The unity the king my husband made +Had not been broken , nor my brothers died : +If thou hadst fear'd to break an oath by him , +The imperial metal , circling now thy head , +Had grac'd the tender temples of my child , +And both the princes had been breathing here , +Which now , too tender bed-fellows for dust , +Thy broken faith hath made a prey for worms . +What canst thou swear by now ? + +The time to come . + +That thou hast wronged in the time o'erpast ; +For I myself have many tears to wash +Hereafter time for time past wrong'd by thee . +The children live , whose parents thou hast slaughter'd , +Ungovern'd youth , to wail it in their age : +The parents live , whose children thou hast butcher'd , +Old barren plants , to wail it with their age . +Swear not by time to come ; for that thou hast +Misus'd ere us'd , by times ill-us'd o'erpast . + +As I intend to prosper , and repent , +So thrive I in my dangerous affairs +Of hostile arms ! myself myself confound ! +Heaven and fortune bar me happy hours ! +Day , yield me not thy light ; nor , night , thy rest ! +Be opposite all planets of good luck +To my proceeding , if , with pure heart's love , +Immaculate devotion , holy thoughts , +I tender not thy beauteous princely daughter ! +In her consists my happiness and thine ; +Without her , follows to myself , and thee , +Herself , the land , and many a Christian soul , +Death , desolation , ruin , and decay : +It cannot be avoided but by this ; +It will not be avoided but by this . +Therefore , dear mother ,I must call you so , +Be the attorney of my love to her : +Plead what I will be , not what I have been ; +Not my deserts , but what I will deserve : +Urge the necessity and state of times , +And be not peevish-fond in great designs . + +Shall I be tempted of the devil thus ? + +Ay , if the devil tempt thee to do good . + +Shall I forget myself to be myself ? + +Ay , if your self's remembrance wrong yourself . + +Yet thou didst kill my children . + +But in your daughter's womb I bury them : +Where , in that nest of spicery , they shall breed +Selves of themselves , to your recomforture . + +Shall I go win my daughter to thy will ? + +And be a happy mother by the deed . + +I go . Write to me very shortly , +And you shall understand from me her mind . + +Bear her my true love's kiss ; and so farewell . + +Relenting fool , and shallow changing woman ! + +How now ! what news ? + +Most mighty sovereign , on the western coast +Rideth a puissant navy ; to the shores +Throng many doubtful hollow-hearted friends , +Unarm'd , and unresolv'd to beat them back . +'Tis thought that Richmond is their admiral ; +And there they hull , expecting but the aid +Of Buckingham to welcome them ashore . + +Some light-foot friend post to the Duke of Norfolk : +Ratcliff , thyself , or Catesby ; where is he ? + +Here , my good lord . + +Catesby , fly to the duke . + +I will , my lord , with all convenient haste . + +Ratcliff , come hither . Post to Salisbury : +When thou com'st thither , + +Dull , unmindful villain , +Why stay'st thou here , and go'st not to the duke ? + +First , mighty liege , tell me your highness' pleasure , +What from your Grace I shall deliver to him . + +O ! true , good Catesby : bid him levy straight +The greatest strength and power he can make , +And meet me suddenly at Salisbury . + +I go . + + +What , may it please you , shall I do at Salisbury ? + +Why , what wouldst thou do there before I go ? + +Your highness told me I should post before . + + +My mind is chang'd . Stanley , what news with you ? + +None good , my liege , to please you with the hearing ; +Nor none so bad but well may be reported . + +Hoyday , a riddle ! neither good nor bad ! +What need'st thou run so many miles about , +When thou mayst tell thy tale the nearest way ? +Once more , what news ? + +Richmond is on the seas . + +There let him sink , and be the seas on him ! +White-liver'd runagate ! what doth he there ? + +I know not , mighty sovereign , but by guess . + +Well , as you guess ? + +Stirr'd up by Dorset , Buckingham , and Morton , +He makes for England , here to claim the crown . + +Is the chair empty ? is the sword unsway'd ? +Is the king dead ? the empire unpossess'd ? +What heir of York is there alive but we ? +And who is England's king but great York's heir ? +Then , tell me , what makes he upon the seas ? + +Unless for that , my liege , I cannot guess . + +Unless for that he comes to be your liege , +You cannot guess wherefore the Welshman comes . +Thou wilt revolt and fly to him I fear . + +No , my good lord ; therefore mistrust me not . + +Where is thy power then to beat him back ? +Where be thy tenants and thy followers ? +Are they not now upon the western shore , +Safe-conducting the rebels from their ships ? + +No , my good lord , my friends are in the north . + +Cold friends to me : what do they in the north +When they should serve their sovereign in the west ? + +They have not been commanded , mighty king : +Pleaseth your majesty to give me leave , +I'll muster up my friends , and meet your Grace , +Where and what time your majesty shall please . + +Ay , ay , thou wouldst be gone to join with Richmond : +But I'll not trust thee . + +Most mighty sovereign , +You have no cause to hold my friendship doubtful . +I never was nor never will be false . + +Go then and muster men : but leave behind +Your son , George Stanley : look your heart be firm , +Or else his head's assurance is but frail . + +So deal with him as I prove true to you . + +My gracious sovereign , now in Devonshire , +As I by friends am well advertised , +Sir Edward Courtney , and the haughty prelate , +Bishop of Exeter , his brother there , +With many moe confederates are in arms . + + +In Kent , my liege , the Guildfords are in arms ; +And every hour more competitors +Flock to the rebels , and their power grows strong . + + +My lord , the army of great Buckingham + +Out on ye , owls ! nothing but songs of death ? + +There , take thou that , till thou bring better news . + +The news I have to tell your majesty +Is , that by sudden floods and fall of waters , +Buckingham's army is dispers'd and scatter'd ; +And he himself wander'd away alone , +No man knows whither . + +I cry thee mercy : +There is my purse , to cure that blow of thine . +Hath any well-advised friend proclaim'd +Reward to him that brings the traitor in ? + +Such proclamation hath been made , my liege . + + +Sir Thomas Lovel , and Lord Marquess Dorset , +'Tis said , my liege , in Yorkshire are in arms : +But this good comfort bring I to your highness , +The Breton navy is dispers'd by tempest . +Richmond , in Dorsetshire , sent out a boat +Unto the shore to ask those on the banks +If they were his assistants , yea or no ; +Who answer'd him , they came from Buckingham +Upon his party : he , mistrusting them , +Hois'd sail , and made away for Brittany . + +March on , march on , since we are up in arms ; +If not to fight with foreign enemies , +Yet to beat down these rebels here at home . + + +My liege , the Duke of Buckingham is taken , +That is the best news : that the Earl of Richmond +Is with a mighty power landed at Milford +Is colder news , but yet they must be told . + +Away towards Salisbury ! while we reason here , +A royal battle might be won and lost . +Some one take order Buckingham be brought +To Salisbury ; the rest march on with me . + + +Sir Christopher , tell Richmond this from me : +That in the sty of this most bloody boar +My son George Stanley is frank'd up in hold : +If I revolt , off goes young George's head ; +The fear of that holds off my present aid . +So , get thee gone : commend me to thy lord . +Withal , say that the queen hath heartily consented +He should espouse Elizabeth her daughter . +But , tell me , where is princely Richmond now ? + +At Pembroke , or at Ha'rford-west , in Wales . + +What men of name resort to him ? + +Sir Walter Herbert , a renowned soldier , +Sir Gilbert Talbot , Sir William Stanley , +Oxford , redoubted Pembroke , Sir James Blunt , +And Rice ap Thomas , with a valiant crew ; +And many other of great name and worth : +And towards London do they bend their power , +If by the way they be not fought withal . + +Well , hie thee to thy lord ; I kiss his hand : +My letter will resolve him of my mind . +Farewell . + +Will not King Richard let me speak with him ? + +No , my good lord ; therefore be patient . + +Hastings , and Edward's children , Grey and Rivers , +Holy King Henry , and thy fair son Edward , +Vaughan , and all that have miscarried +By underhand corrupted foul injustice , +If that your moody discontented souls +Do through the clouds behold this present hour , +Even for revenge mock my destruction ! +This is All-Souls' day , fellows , is it not ? + +It is , my lord . + +Why , then All-Souls' day is my body's doomsday . +This is the day that , in King Edward's time , +I wish'd might fall on me , when I was found +False to his children or his wife's allies ; +This is the day wherein I wish'd to fall +By the false faith of him whom most I trusted ; +This , this All-Souls' day to my fearful soul +Is the determin'd respite of my wrongs . +That high All-Seer which I dallied with +Hath turn'd my feigned prayer on my head , +And given in earnest what I begg'd in jest . +Thus doth he force the swords of wicked men +To turn their own points on their masters' bosoms : +Thus Margaret's curse falls heavy on my neck : +'When he ,' quoth she , 'shall split thy heart with sorrow , +Remember Margaret was a prophetess .' +Come , lead me , officers , to the block of shame : +Wrong hath but wrong , and blame the due of blame . + +Fellows in arms , and my most loving friends , +Bruis'd underneath the yoke of tyranny , +Thus far into the bowels of the land +Have we march'd on without impediment : +And here receive we from our father Stanley +Lines of fair comfort and encouragement . +The wretched , bloody , and usurping boar , +That spoil'd your summer fields and fruitful vines , +Swills your warm blood like wash , and makes his trough +In your embowell'd bosoms , this foul swine +Is now even in the centre of this isle , +Near to the town of Leicester , as we learn : +From Tamworth thither is but one day's march . +In God's name , cheerly on , courageous friends , +To reap the harvest of perpetual peace +By this one bloody trial of sharp war . + +Every man's conscience is a thousand men , +To fight against this guilty homicide . + +I doubt not but his friends will turn to us . + +He hath no friends but what are friends for fear , +Which in his dearest need will fly from him . + +All for our vantage : then , in God's name , march : +True hope is swift , and flies with swallow's wings ; +Kings it makes gods , and meaner creatures kings . + + +Here pitch our tent , even here in Bosworth field . +My Lord of Surrey , why look you so sad ? + +My heart is ten times lighter than my looks . + +My Lord of Norfolk , + +Here , most gracious liege . + +Norfolk , we must have knocks ; ha ! must we not ? + +We must both give and take , my loving lord . + +Up with my tent ! here will I lie to-night ; + +But where to-morrow ? Well , all's one for that . +Who hath descried the number of the traitors ? + +Six or seven thousand is their utmost power . + +Why , our battalia trebles that account ; +Besides , the king's name is a tower of strength , +Which they upon the adverse faction want . +Up with the tent ! Come , noble gentlemen , +Let us survey the vantage of the ground ; +Call for some men of sound direction : +Let's lack no discipline , make no delay ; +For , lords , to-morrow is a busy day . + + +The weary sun hath made a golden set , +And , by the bright track of his fiery car , +Gives token of a goodly day to-morrow . +Sir William Brandon , you shall bear my standard . +Give me some ink and paper in my tent : +I'll draw the form and model of our battle , +Limit each leader to his several charge , +And part in just proportion our small power . +My Lord of Oxford , you , Sir William Brandon , +And you , Sir Walter Herbert , stay with me . +The Earl of Pembroke keeps his regiment : +Good Captain Blunt , bear my good-night to him , +And by the second hour in the morning +Desire the earl to see me in my tent . +Yet one thing more , good captain , do for me ; +Where is Lord Stanley quarter'd , do you know ? + +Unless I have mista'en his colours much , +Which , well I am assur'd , I have not done , +His regiment lies half a mile at least +South from the mighty power of the king . + +If without peril it be possible , +Good Captain Blunt , bear my good-night to him , +And give him from me this most needful note . + +Upon my life , my lord , I'll undertake it ; +And so , God give you quiet rest to-night ! + +Good-night , good Captain Blunt . Come , gentlemen , +Let us consult upon to-morrow's business ; +In to my tent , the air is raw and cold . + +What is 't o'clock ? + +It's supper-time , my lord ; +It's nine o'clock . + +I will not sup to-night . +Give me some ink and paper . +What , is my beaver easier than it was , +And all my armour laid into my tent ? + +It is , my liege ; and all things are in readiness . + +Good Norfolk , hie thee to thy charge ; +Use careful watch ; choose trusty sentinels . + +I go , my lord . + +Stir with the lark to-morrow , gentle Norfolk . + +I warrant you , my lord . + + +Ratcliff ! + +My lord ? + +Send out a pursuivant at arms +To Stanley's regiment ; bid him bring his power +Before sun-rising , lest his son George fall +Into the blind cave of eternal night . +Fill me a bowl of wine . Give me a watch . +Saddle white Surrey for the field to-morrow . +Look that my staves be sound , and not too heavy . +Ratcliff ! + +My lord ! + +Saw'st thou the melancholy Lord Northumberland ? + +Thomas the Earl of Surrey , and himself , +Much about cock-shut time , from troop to troop +Went through the army , cheering up the soldiers . + +So , I am satisfied . Give me a bowl of wine : +I have not that alacrity of spirit , +Nor cheer of mind , that I was wont to have . +Set it down . Is ink and paper ready ? + +It is , my lord . + +Bid my guard watch ; leave me . +Ratcliff , about the mid of night come to my tent +And help to arm me . Leave me , I say . + + +Fortune and victory sit on thy helm ! + +All comfort that the dark night can afford +Be to thy person , noble father-in-law ! +Tell me , how fares our loving mother ? + +I , by attorney , bless thee from thy mother , +Who prays continually for Richmond's good : +So much for that . The silent hours steal on , +And flaky darkness breaks within the east . +In brief , for so the season bids us be , +Prepare thy battle early in the morning , +And put thy fortune to the arbitrement +Of bloody strokes and mortal-staring war . +I , as I may ,that which I would I cannot , +With best advantage will deceive the time , +And aid thee in this doubtful shock of arms : +But on thy side I may not be too forward , +Lest , being seen , thy brother , tender George , +Be executed in his father's sight . +Farewell : the leisure and the fearful time +Cuts off the ceremonious vows of love +And ample interchange of sweet discourse , +Which so long sunder'd friends should dwell upon : +God give us leisure for these rites of love ! +Once more , adieu : be valiant , and speed well ! + +Good lords , conduct him to his regiment . +I'll strive , with troubled thoughts , to take a nap , +Lest leaden slumber peise me down to-morrow , +When I should mount with wings of victory . +Once more , good-night , kind lords and gentlemen . + +O ! thou , whose captain I account myself , +Look on my forces with a gracious eye ; +Put in their hands thy bruising irons of wrath , +That they may crush down with a heavy fall +The usurping helmets of our adversaries ! +Make us thy ministers of chastisement , +That we may praise thee in thy victory ! +To thee I do commend my watchful soul , +Ere I let fall the windows of mine eyes : +Sleeping and waking , O ! defend me still ! + +Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow ! +Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth +At Tewksbury : despair , therefore , and die ! +Be cheerful , Richmond ; for the wronged souls +Of butcher'd princes fight in thy behalf : +King Henry's issue , Richmond , comforts thee . + + +When I was mortal , my anointed body +By thee was punched full of deadly holes : +Think on the Tower and me ; despair and die ! +Henry the Sixth bids thee despair and die . + + +Virtuous and holy , be thou conqueror ! +Harry , that prophesied thou shouldst be the king , +Doth comfort thee in thy sleep : live thou and flourish ! + + +Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow ! +I , that was wash'd to death with fulsome wine , +Poor Clarence , by thy guile betray'd to death ! +To-morrow in the battle think on me , +And fall thy edgeless sword : despair , and die ! + + +Thou offspring of the house of Lancaster , +The wronged heirs of York do pray for thee : +Good angels guard thy battle ! live , and flourish ! + + +Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow ! +Rivers , that died at Pomfret ! despair , and die ! + +Think upon Grey , and let thy soul despair . + +Think upon Vaughan , and with guilty fear +Let fall thy pointless lance : despair , and die ! + +Awake ! and think our wrongs in Richard's bosom +Will conquer him : awake , and win the day ! + + +Bloody and guilty , guiltily awake ; +And in a bloody battle end thy days ! +Think on Lord Hastings , so despair , and die ! + + +Quiet , untroubled soul , awake , awake ! +Arm , fight , and conquer , for fair England's sake ! + + +Dream on thy cousins smother'd in the Tower : +Let us be lead within thy bosom , Richard , +And weigh thee down to ruin , shame , and death ! +Thy nephews' souls bid thee despair , and die ! + + +Sleep , Richmond , sleep in peace , and wake in joy ; +Good angels guard thee from the boar's annoy ! +Live , and beget a happy race of kings ! +Edward's unhappy sons do bid thee flourish . + + +Richard , thy wife , that wretched Anne thy wife , +That never slept a quiet hour with thee , +Now fills thy sleep with perturbations : +To-morrow in the battle think on me , +And fall thy edgeless sword : despair , and die ! + + +Thou quiet soul , sleep thou a quiet sleep ; +Dream of success and happy victory ! +Thy adversary's wife doth pray for thee . + + +The first was I that help'd thee to the crown ; +The last was I that felt thy tyranny . +O ! in the battle think on Buckingham , +And die in terror of thy guiltiness ! +Dream on , dream on , of bloody deeds and death : +Fainting , despair ; despairing , yield thy breath ! + + +I died for hope ere I could lend thee aid : +But cheer thy heart , and be thou not dismay'd : +God and good angels fight on Richmond's side ; +And Richard falls in height of all his pride . + + +Give me another horse ! bind up my wounds ! +Have mercy , Jesu ! Soft ! I did but dream . +O coward conscience , how dost thou afflict me ! +The lights burn blue . It is now dead midnight . +Cold fearful drops stand on my trembling flesh . +What ! do I fear myself ? there's none else by : +Richard loves Richard , that is , I am I . +Is there a murderer here ? No . Yes , I am : +Then fly : what ! from myself ? Great reason why : +Lest I revenge . What ! myself upon myself ? +Alack ! I love myself . Wherefore ? for any good +That I myself have done unto myself ? +O ! no : alas ! I rather hate myself +For hateful deeds committed by myself . +I am a villain . Yet I lie ; I am not . +Fool , of thyself speak well : fool , do not flatter . +My conscience hath a thousand several tongues , +And every tongue brings in a several tale , +And every tale condemns me for a villain . +Perjury , perjury , in the high'st degree : +Murder , stern murder , in the dir'st degree ; +All several sins , all us'd in each degree , +Throng to the bar , crying all , 'Guilty ! guilty !' +I shall despair . There is no creature loves me ; +And if I die , no soul will pity me : +Nay , wherefore should they , since that I myself +Find in myself no pity to myself ? +Methought the souls of all that I had murder'd +Came to my tent ; and every one did threat +To-morrow's vengeance on the head of Richard . + + +My lord ! + +'Zounds ! who's there ? + +Ratcliff , my lord ; 'tis I . The early village cock +Hath twice done salutation to the morn ; +Your friends are up , and buckle on their armour . + +O Ratcliff ! I have dream'd a fearful dream . +What thinkest thou , will our friends prove all true ? + +No doubt , my lord . + +O Ratcliff ! I fear , I fear , + +Nay , good my lord , be not afraid of shadows . + +By the apostle Paul , shadows to-night +Have struck more terror to the soul of Richard +Than can the substance of ten thousand soldiers +Armed in proof , and led by shallow Richmond . +It is not yet near day . Come , go with me ; +Under our tents I'll play the eaves-dropper , +To hear if any mean to shrink from me . + +Good morrow , Richmond ! + +Cry mercy , lords , and watchful gentlemen , +That you have ta'en a tardy sluggard here . + +How have you slept , my lord ? + +The sweetest sleep , the fairest-boding dreams +That ever enter'd in a drowsy head , +Have I since your departure had , my lords . +Methought their souls , whose bodies Richard murder'd , +Came to my tent and cried on victory : +I promise you , my heart is very jocund +In the remembrance of so fair a dream . +How far into the morning is it , lords ? + +Upon the stroke of four . + +Why , then 'tis time to arm and give direction . +His oration to his Soldiers . +More than I have said , loving countrymen , +The leisure and enforcement of the time +Forbids to dwell on : yet remember this , +God and our good cause fight upon our side ; +The prayers of holy saints and wronged souls , +Like high-rear'd bulwarks , stand before our faces ; +Richard except , those whom we fight against +Had rather have us win than him they follow . +For what is he they follow ? truly , gentlemen , +A bloody tyrant and a homicide ; +One rais'd in blood , and one in blood establish'd ; +One that made means to come by what he hath , +And slaughter'd those that were the means to help him ; +A base foul stone , made precious by the foil +Of England's chair , where he is falsely set ; +One that hath ever been God's enemy . +Then , if you fight against God's enemy , +God will in justice , ward you as his soldiers ; +If you do sweat to put a tyrant down , +You sleep in peace , the tyrant being slain ; +If you do fight against your country's foes , +Your country's fat shall pay your pains the hire ; +If you do fight in safeguard of your wives , +Your wives shall welcome home the conquerors ; +If you do free your children from the sword , +Your children's children quit it in your age . +Then , in the name of God and all these rights , +Advance your standards , draw your willing swords . +For me , the ransom of my bold attempt +Shall be this cold corse on the earth's cold face ; +But if I thrive , the gain of my attempt +The least of your shall share his part thereof . +Sound drums and trumpets , boldly and cheerfully ; +God and Saint George ! Richmond and victory ! + +What said Northumberland as touching Richmond ? + +That he was never trained up in arms . + +He said the truth : and what said Surrey then ? + +He smil'd , and said , 'The better for our purpose .' + +He was i' the right ; and so , indeed , it is . + +Tell the clock there . Give me a calendar . +Who saw the sun to-day ? + +Not I , my lord . + +Then he disdains to shine ; for by the book +He should have brav'd the east an hour ago : +A black day will it be to somebody . +Ratcliff ! + +My lord ? + +The sun will not be seen to-day ; +The sky doth frown and lower upon our army . +I would these dewy tears were from the ground . +Not shine to-day ! Why , what is that to me +More than to Richmond ? for the self-same heaven +That frowns on me looks sadly upon him . + + +Arm , arm , my lord ! the foe vaunts in the field . + +Come , bustle , bustle ; caparison my horse . +Call up Lord Stanley , bid him bring his power : +I will lead forth my soldiers to the plain , +And thus my battle shall be ordered : +My foreward shall be drawn out all in length +Consisting equally of horse and foot ; +Our archers shall be placed in the midst : +John Duke of Norfolk , Thomas Earl of Surrey , +Shall have the leading of this foot and horse . +They thus directed , we will follow +In the main battle , whose puissance on either side +Shall be well winged with our chiefest horse . +This , and Saint George to boot ! What think'st thou , Norfolk ? + +A good direction , war-like sovereign . +This found I on my tent this morning . + + +Jockey of Norfolk , be not too bold , +For Dickon thy master is bought and sold . +A thing devised by the enemy . +Go , gentlemen ; every man to his charge : +Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls ; +Conscience is but a word that cowards use , +Devis'd at first to keep the strong in awe : +Our strong arms be our conscience , swords our law . +March on , join bravely , let us to 't pell-mell ; +If not to heaven , then hand in hand to hell . +His oration to his Army . +What shall I say more than I have inferr'd ? +Remember whom you are to cope withal : +A sort of vagabonds , rascals , and run-aways , +A scum of Bretons and base lackey peasants , +Whom their o'er-cloyed country vomits forth +To desperate adventures and assur'd destruction . +You sleeping safe , they bring you to unrest ; +You having lands , and bless'd with beauteous wives , +They would restrain the one , distain the other . +And who doth lead them but a paltry fellow , +Long kept in Britaine at our mother's cost ? +A milksop , one that never in his life +Felt so much cold as over shoes in snow ? +Let's whip these stragglers o'er the sea again ; +Lash hence these overweening rags of France , +These famish'd beggars , weary of their lives ; +Who , but for dreaming on this fond exploit , +For want of means , poor rats , had hang'd themselves : +If we be conquer'd , let men conquer us , +And not these bastard Bretons ; whom our fathers +Have in their own land beaten , bobb'd , and thump'd , +And , on record , left them the heirs of shame . +Shall these enjoy our lands ? lie with our wives ? +Ravish our daughters ? + +Hark ! I hear their drum . +Fight , gentlemen of England ! fight , bold yeomen ! +Draw , archers , draw your arrows to the head ! +Spur your proud horses hard , and ride in blood ; +Amaze the welkin with your broken staves ! + +What says Lord Stanley ? will he bring his power ? + +My lord , he doth deny to come . + +Off with his son George's head ! + +My lord , the enemy is pass'd the marsh : +After the battle let George Stanley die . + +A thousand hearts are great within my bosom : +Advance our standards ! set upon our foes ! +Our ancient word of courage , fair Saint George , +Inspire us with the spleen of fiery dragons ! +Upon them ! Victory sits upon our helms . + + +Rescue , my Lord of Norfolk ! rescue , rescue ! +The king enacts more wonders than a man , +Daring an opposite to every danger : +His horse is slain , and all on foot he fights , +Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death . +Rescue , fair lord , or else the day is lost ! + + +A horse ! a horse ! my kingdom for a horse ! + +Withdraw , my lord ; I'll help you to a horse . + +Slave ! I have set my life upon a cast , +And I will stand the hazard of the die . +I think there be six Richmonds in the field ; +Five have I slain to-day , instead of him . +A horse ! a horse ! my kingdom for a horse ! + +God and your arms be prais'd , victorious friends ; +The day is ours , the bloody dog is dead . + +Courageous Richmond , well hast thou acquit thee ! +Lo ! here , this long-usurped royalty +From the dead temples of this bloody wretch +Have I pluck'd off , to grace thy brows withal : +Wear it , enjoy it , and make much of it . + +Great God of heaven , say amen to all ! +But , tell me , is young George Stanley living ? + +He is , my lord , and safe in Leicester town ; +Whither , if you please , we may withdraw us . + +What men of name are slain on either side ? + +John Duke of Norfolk , Walter Lord Ferrers , +Sir Robert Brakenbury , and Sir William Brandon . + +Inter their bodies as becomes their births : +Proclaim a pardon to the soldiers fied +That in submission will return to us ; +And then , as we have ta'en the sacrament , +We will unite the white rose and the red : +Smile , heaven , upon this fair conjunction , +That long hath frown'd upon their enmity ! +What traitor hears me , and says not amen ? +England hath long been mad , and scarr'd herself ; +The brother blindly shed the brother's blood , +The father rashly slaughter'd his own son , +The son , compell'd , been butcher to the sire : +All this divided York and Lancaster , +Divided in their dire division , +O ! now , let Richmond and Elizabeth , +The true succeeders of each royal house , +By God's fair ordinance conjoin together ; +And let their heirs God , if thy will be so , +Enrich the time to come with smooth-fac'd peace , +With smiling plenty , and fair prosperous days ! +Abate the edge of traitors , gracious Lord , +That would reduce these bloody days again , +And make poor England weep in streams of blood ! +Let them not live to taste this land's increase , +That would with treason wound this fair land's peace ! +Now civil wounds are stopp'd , peace lives again : +That she may long live here , God say amen ! + +ANTHONY AND CLEOPATRA + +Nay , but this dotage of our general's +O'erflows the measure ; those his goodly eyes , +That o'er the files and musters of the war +Have glow'd like plated Mars , now bend , now turn +The office and devotion of their view +Upon a tawny front ; his captain's heart , +Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst +The buckles on his breast , reneges all temper , +And is become the bellows and the fan +To cool a gipsy's lust . Look ! where they come . + + +Take but good note , and you shall see in him +The triple pillar of the world transform'd + +Into a strumpet's fool ; behold and see . + +If it be love indeed , tell me how much . + +There's beggary in the love that can be reckon'd . + +I'll set a bourn how far to be belov'd . + +Then must thou needs find out new heaven , new earth . + + +News , my good lord , from Rome . + +Grates me ; the sum . + +Nay , hear them , Antony : +Fulvia , perchance , is angry ; or , who knows +If the scarce-bearded C sar have not sent +His powerful mandate to you , 'Do this , or this ; +Take in that kingdom , and enfranchise that ; +Perform 't , or else we damn thee .' + +How , my love ! + +Perchance ! nay , and most like ; +You must not stay here longer ; your dismission +Is come from C sar ; therefore hear it , Antony . +Where's Fulvia's process ? C sar's I would say ? both ? +Call in the messengers . As I am Egypt's queen , +Thou blushest , Antony , and that blood of thine +Is C sar's homager ; else so thy cheek pays shame +When shrill-tongu'd Fulvia scolds . The messengers ! + +Let Rome in Tiber melt , and the wide arch +Of the rang'd empire fall ! Here is my space . +Kingdoms are clay ; our dungy earth alike +Feeds beast as man ; the nobleness of life +Is to do thus ; when such a mutual pair + +And such a twain can do 't , in which I bind , +On pain of punishment , the world to weet +We stand up peerless . + +Excellent falsehood ! +Why did he marry Fulvia and not love her ? +I'll seem the fool I am not ; Antony +Will be himself . + +But stirr'd by Cleopatra . +Now , for the love of Love and her soft hours , +Let's not confound the time with conference harsh : +There's not a minute of our lives should stretch +Without some pleasure now . What sport to-night ? + +Hear the ambassadors . + +Fie , wrangling queen ! +Whom every thing becomes , to chide , to laugh , +To weep ; whose every passion fully strives +To make itself , in thee , fair and admir'd . +No messenger , but thine ; and all alone , +To-night we'll wander through the streets and note +The qualities of people . Come , my queen ; +Last night you did desire it : speak not to us . + + +Is C sar with Antonius priz'd so slight ? + +Sir , sometimes , when he is not Antony , +He comes too short of that great property +Which still should go with Antony . + +I am full sorry +That he approves the common liar , who +Thus speaks of him at Rome ; but I will hope +Of better deeds to-morrow . Rest you happy ! + + +Lord Alexas , sweet Alexas , most any thing Alexas , almost most absolute Alexas , where's the soothsayer that you praised so to the queen ? O ! that I knew this husband , which , you say , must charge his horns with garlands . + +Soothsayer ! + +Your will ? + +Is this the man ? Is't you , sir , that know things ? + +In nature's infinite book of secrecy +A little I can read . + +Show him your hand . + + +Bring in the banquet quickly ; wine enough +Cleopatra's health to drink . + +Good sir , give me good fortune . + +I make not , but foresee . + +Pray then , foresee me one . + +You shall be yet far fairer than you are . + +He means in flesh . + +No , you shall paint when you are old . + +Wrinkles forbid ! + +Vex not his prescience ; be attentive . + +Hush ! + +You shall be more beloving than belov'd . + +I had rather heat my liver with drinking . + +Nay , hear him . + +Good now , some excellent fortune ! Let me be married to three kings in a forenoon , and widow them all ; let me have a child at fifty , to whom Herod of Jewry may do homage ; find me to marry me with Octavius C sar , and companion me with my mistress . + +You shall outlive the lady whom you serve . + +O excellent ! I love long life better than figs . + +You have seen and prov'd a fairer former fortune +Than that which is to approach . + +Then , belike , my children shall have no names ; prithee , how many boys and wenches must I have ? + +If every of your wishes had a womb , +And fertile every wish , a million . + +Out , fool ! I forgive thee for a witch . + +You think none but your sheets are privy to your wishes . + +Nay , come , tell Iras hers . + +We'll know all our fortunes . + +Mine , and most of our fortunes , to-night , shall be ,drunk to bed . + +There's a palm presages chastity , if nothing else . + +E'en as the overflowing Nilus presageth famine . + +Go , you wild bedfellow , you cannot soothsay . + +Nay , if an oily palm be not a fruitful prognostication , I cannot scratch mine ear . +Prithee , tell her but a worky-day fortune . + +Your fortunes are alike . + +But how ? but how ? give me particulars . + +I have said . + +Am I not an inch of fortune better than she ? + +Well , if you were but an inch of fortune better than I , where would you choose it ? + +Not in my husband's nose . + +Our worser thoughts heaven mend ! Alexas ,come , his fortune , his fortune . O ! let him marry a woman that cannot go , sweet Isis , I beseech thee ; and let her die too , and give him a worse ; and let worse follow worse , till the worst of all follow him laughing to his grave , fifty-fold a cuckold ! Good Isis , hear me this prayer , though thou deny me a matter of more weight ; good Isis , I beseech thee ! + +Amen . Dear goddess , hear that prayer of the people ! for , as it is a heart-breaking to see a handsome man loose-wived , so it is a deadly sorrow to behold a foul knave uncuckolded : therefore , dear Isis , keep decorum , and fortune him accordingly ! + +Amen . + +Lo , now ! if it lay in their hands to make me acuckold , they would make themselves whores , but they'd do't ! + +Hush ! here comes Antony . + +Not he ; the queen . + + +Saw you my lord ? + +No , lady . + +Was he not here ? + +No , madam . + +He was dispos'd to mirth ; but on the sudden +A Roman thought hath struck him . Enobarbus ! + +Madam ! + +Seek him , and bring him hither . Where's Alexas ? + +Here , at your service . My lord approaches . + + +We will not look upon him ; go with us . + + +Fulvia thy wife first came into the field . + +Against my brother Lucius ? + +Ay : +But soon that war had end , and the time's state +Made friends of them , jointing their force 'gainst C sar , +Whose better issue in the war , from Italy +Upon the first encounter drave them . + +Well , what worst ? + +The nature of bad news infects the teller . + +When it concerns the fool , or coward . On ; +Things that are past are done with me . 'Tis thus : +Who tells me true , though in his tale lay death , +I hear him as he flatter'd . + +Labienus +This is stiff news hath , with his Parthian force +Extended Asia ; from Euphrates +His conquering banner shook from Syria +To Lydia and to Ionia : whilst + +Antony , thou wouldst say , + +O ! my lord . + +Speak to me home , mince not the general tongue ; +Name Cleopatra as she is call'd in Rome ; +Rail thou in Fulvia's phrase ; and taunt my faults +With such full licence as both truth and malice +Have power to utter . O ! then we bring forth weeds +When our quick winds lie still ; and our ills told us +Is as our earing . Fare thee well awhile . + +At your noble pleasure . + + +From Sicyon , ho , the news ! Speak there ! + +The man from Sicyon , is there such an one ? + +He stays upon your will . + +Let him appear . +These strong Egyptian fetters I must break , +Or lose myself in dotage . + +What are you ? + +Fulvia thy wife is dead . + +Where died she ? + +In Sicyon : +Her length of sickness , with what else more serious +Importeth thee to know , this bears . + + +Forbear me . + +There's a great spirit gone ! Thus did I desire it : +What our contempts do often hurl from us +We wish it ours again ; the present pleasure , +By revolution lowering , does become +The opposite of itself : she's good , being gone ; +The hand could pluck her back that shov'd her on . +I must from this enchanting queen break off ; +Ten thousand harms , more than the ills I know , +My idleness doth hatch . How now ! Enobarbus ! + + +What's your pleasure , sir ? + +I must with haste from hence . + +Why , then , we kill all our women . We see how mortal an unkindness is to them ; if they suffer our departure , death's the word . + +I must be gone . + +Under a compelling occasion let women die ; it were pity to cast them away for nothing ; though between them and a great cause they should be esteemed nothing . Cleopatra , catching but the least noise of this , dies instantly ; I have seen her die twenty times upon far poorer moment . I do think there is mettle in death which commits some loving act upon her , she hath such a celerity in dying . + +She is cunning past man's thought . + +Alack ! sir , no ; her passions are made of nothing but the finest part of pure love . We cannot call her winds and waters sighs and tears ; they are greater storms and tempests than almanacs can report : this cannot be cunning in her ; if it be , she makes a shower of rain as well as Jove . + +Would I had never seen her ! + +O , sir ! you had then left unseen a wonderful piece of work which not to have been blessed withal would have discredited your travel . + +Fulvia is dead . + +Sir ? + +Fulvia is dead . + +Fulvia ! + +Dead . + +Why , sir , give the gods a thankful sacrifice . When it pleaseth their de ties to take the wife of a man from him , it shows to man the tailors of the earth ; comforting therein , that when old robes are worn out , there are members to make new . If there were no more women but Fulvia , then had you indeed a cut , and the case to be lamented : this grief is crowned with consolation ; your old smock brings forth a new petticoat ; and indeed the tears live in an onion that should water this sorrow . + +The business she hath broached in the state +Cannot endure my absence . + +And the business you have broached here cannot be without you ; especially that of Cleopatra's , which wholly depends on your abode . + +No more light answers . Let our officers Have notice what we purpose . I shall break +The cause of our expedience to the queen , +And get her leave to part . For not alone +The death of Fulvia , with more urgent touches , +Do strongly speak to us , but the letters too +Of many our contriving friends in Rome +Petition us at home . Sextus Pompeius +Hath given the dare to C sar , and commands +The empire of the sea ; our slippery people +Whose love is never link'd to the deserver +Till his deserts are past begin to throw +Pompey the Great and all his dignities +Upon his son ; who , high in name and power , +Higher than both in blood and life , stands up +For the main soldier , whose quality , going on , +The sides o' the world may danger . Much is breeding , +Which , like the courser's hair , hath yet but life , +And not a serpent's poison . Say , our pleasure , +To such whose place is under us , requires +Our quick remove from hence . + +I shall do it . + + +Where is he ? + +I did not see him since . + +See where he is , who's with him , what he does ; +I did not send you : if you find him sad , +Say I am dancing ; if in mirth , report +That I am sudden sick : quick , and return . + + +Madam , methinks , if you did love him dearly , +You do not hold the method to enforce +The like from him . + +What should I do I do not ? + +In each thing give him way , cross him in nothing . + +Thou teachest like a fool ; the way to lose him . + +Tempt him not so too far ; I wish , forbear : +In time we hate that which we often fear . +But here comes Antony . + + +I am sick and sullen . + +I am sorry to give breathing to my purpose , + +Help me away , dear Charmian , I shall fall : +It cannot be thus long , the sides of nature +Will not sustain it . + +Now , my dearest queen , + +Pray you , stand further from me . + +What's the matter ? + +I know , by that same eye , there's some good news . +What says the married woman ? You may go : +Would she had never given you leave to come ! +Let her not say 'tis I that keep you here ; +I have no power upon you ; hers you are . + +The gods best know , + +O ! never was there queen +So mightily betray'd ; yet at the first +I saw the treasons planted . + +Cleopatra , + +Why should I think you can be mine and true , +Though you in swearing shake the throned gods , +Who have been false to Fulvia ? Riotous madness , +To be entangled with those mouth-made vows , +Which break themselves in swearing ! + +Most sweet queen , + +Nay , pray you , seek no colour for your going , +But bid farewell , and go : when you su'd staying +Then was the time for words ; no going then : +Eternity was in our lips and eyes , +Bliss in our brows bent ; none our parts so poor +But was a race of heaven ; they are so still , +Or thou , the greatest soldier of the world , +Art turn'd the greatest liar . + +How now , lady ! + +I would I had thy inches ; thou shouldst know +There were a heart in Egypt . + +Hear me , queen : +The strong necessity of time commands +Our services awhile , but my full heart +Remains in use with you . Our Italy +Shines o'er with civil swords ; Sextus Pompeius +Makes his approaches to the port of Rome ; +Equality of two domestic powers +Breeds scrupulous faction . The hated , grown to strength , +Are newly grown to love ; the condemn'd Pompey , +Rich in his father's honour , creeps apace +Into the hearts of such as have not thriv'd +Upon the present state , whose numbers threaten ; +And quietness , grown aick of rest , would purge +By any desperate change . My more particular , +And that which most with you should safe my going , +Is Fulvia's death . + +Though age from folly could not give me freedom , +It does from childishness : can Fulvia die ? + +She's dead , my queen : +Look here , and at thy sovereign leisure read +The garboils she awak'd ; at the last , best , +See when and where she died . + +O most false love ! +Where be the sacred vials thou shouldst fill +With sorrowful water ? Now I see , I see , +In Fulvia's death , how mine receiv'd shall be . + +Quarrel no more , but be prepar'd to know +The purposes I bear , which are or cease +As you shall give the advice . By the fire +That quickens Nilus' slime , I go from hence +Thy soldier , servant , making peace or war +As thou affect'st . + +Cut my lace , Charmian , come ; +But let it be : I am quickly ill , and well ; +So Antony loves . + +My precious queen , forbear , +And give true evidence to his love which stands +An honourable trial . + +So Fulvia told me . +I prithee , turn aside and weep for her ; +Then bid adieu to me , and say the tears +Belong to Egypt : good now , play one scene +Of excellent dissembling , and let it look +Like perfect honour . + +You'll heat my blood ; no more . + +You can do better yet , but this is meetly . + +Now , by my sword , + +And target . Still he mends ; +But this is not the best . Look , prithee , Charmian , +How this Herculean Roman does become +The carriage of his chafe . + +I'll leave you , lady . + +Courteous lord , one word . +Sir , you and I must part , but that 's not it : +Sir , you and I have lov'd , but there 's not it ; +That you know well : something it is I would , +O ! my oblivion is a very Antony , +And I am all forgotten . + +But that your royalty +Holds idleness your subject , I should take you +For idleness itself . + +'Tis sweating labour +To bear such idleness so near the heart +As Cleopatra this . But , sir , forgive me ; +Since my becomings kill me when they do not +Eye well to you : your honour calls you hence ; +Therefore be deaf to my unpitied folly , +And all the gods go with you ! Upon your sword +Sit laurel victory ! and smooth success +Be strew'd before your feet ! + +Let us go . Come ; +Our separation so abides and flies , +That thou , residing here , go'st yet with me , +And I , hence fleeting , here remain with thee . +Away ! + + +You may see , Lepidus , and henceforth know , +It is not C sar's natural vice to hate +Our great competitor . From Alexandria +This is the news : he fishes , drinks , and wastes +The lamps of night in revel ; is not more manlike +Than Cleopatra , nor the queen of Ptolemy +More womanly than he ; hardly gave audience , or +Vouchsaf'd to think he had partners : you shall find there +A man who is the abstract of all faults +That all men follow . + +I must not think there are +Evils enow to darken all his goodness ; +His faults in him seem as the spots of heaven , +More fiery by night's blackness ; hereditary +Rather than purchas'd ; what he cannot change +Than what he chooses . + +You are too indulgent . Let us grant it is not +Amiss to tumble on the bed of Ptolemy , +To give a kingdom for a mirth , to sit +And keep the turn of tippling with a slave , +To reel the streets at noon , and stand the buffet +With knaves that smell of sweat ; say this becomes him , +As his composure must be rare indeed +Whom these things cannot blemish ,yet must Antony +No way excuse his soils , when we do bear +So great weight in his lightness . If he fill'd +His vacancy with his voluptuousness , +Full surfeits and the dryness of his bones +Call on him for 't ; but to confound such time +That drums him from his sport , and speaks as loud +As his own state and ours , 'tis to be chid +As we rate boys , who , being mature in knowledge , +Pawn their experience to their present pleasure , +And so rebel to judgment . + + +Here's more news . + +Thy biddings have been done , and every hour , +Most noble C sar , shalt thou have report +How 'tis abroad . Pompey is strong at sea , +And it appears he is belov'd of those +That only have fear'd C sar ; to the ports +The discontents repair , and men's reports +Give him much wrong'd . + +I should have known no less . +It hath been taught us from the primal state , +That he which is was wish'd until he were ; +And the ebb'd man , ne'er lov'd till ne'er worth love , +Comes dear'd by being lack'd . This common body , +Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream , +Goes to and back , lackeying the varying tide , +To rot itself with motion . + +C sar , I bring thee word , +Menecrates and Menas , famous pirates , +Make the sea serve them , which they ear and wound +With keels of every kind : many hot inroads +They make in Italy ; the borders maritime +Lack blood to think on't , and flush youth revolt ; +No vessel can peep forth , but 'tis as soon +Taken as seen ; for Pompey's name strikes more +Than could his war resisted . + +Antony , +Leave thy lascivious wassails . When thou once +Wast beaten from Modena , where thou slew'st +Hirtius and Pansa , consuls , at thy heel +Did famine follow , whom thou fought'st against , +Though daintily brought up , with patience more +Than savages could suffer ; thou didst drink +The stale of horses and the gilded puddle +Which beasts would cough at ; thy palate then did deign +The roughest berry on the rudest hedge ; +Yea , like the stag , when snow the pasture sheets , +The barks of trees thou browsed'st ; on the Alps +It is reported thou didst eat strange flesh , +Which some did die to look on ; and all this +It wounds thy honour that I speak it now +Was borne so like a soldier , that thy cheek +So much as lank'd not . + +'Tis pity of him . + +Let his shames quickly +Drive him to Rome . 'Tis time we twain +Did show ourselves i' the field ; and to that end +Assemble me immediate council ; Pompey +Thrives in our idleness . + +To-morrow , C sar , +I shall be furnish'd to inform you rightly +Both what by sea and land I can be able +To front this present time . + +Till which encounter , +It is my business too . Farewell . + +Farewell , my lord . What you shall know meantime +Of stirs abroad , I shall beseech you , sir , +To let me be partaker . + +Doubt not , sir ; +I knew it for my bond . + + +Charmian ! + +Madam ! + +Ha , ha ! +Give me to drink mandragora . + +Why , madam ? + +That I might sleep out this great gap of time +My Antony is away . + +You think of him too much . + +O ! 'tis treason . + +Madam , I trust , not so . + +Thou , eunuch Mardian ! + +What 's your highness' pleasure ? + +Not now to hear thee sing ; I take no pleasure +In aught a eunuch has . 'Tis well for thee , +That , being unseminar'd , thy freer thoughts +May not fly forth of Egypt . Hast thou affections ? + +Yes , gracious madam . + +Indeed ! + +Not in deed , madam ; for I can do nothing +But what in deed is honest to be done ; +Yet have I fierce affections , and think +What Venus did with Mars . + +O Charmian ! +Where think'st thou he is now ? Stands he , or sits he ? +Or does he walk ? or is he on his horse ? +O happy horse , to bear the weight of Antony ! +Do bravely , horse , for wot'st thou whom thou mov'st ? +The demi-Atlas of this earth , the arm +And burgonet of men . He's speaking now , +Or murmuring 'Where's my serpent of old Nile ?' +For so he calls me . Now I feed myself +With most delicious poison . Think on me , +That am with Ph bus' amorous pinches black , +And wrinkled deep in time ? Broad-fronted C sar , +When thou wast here above the ground I was +A morsel for a monarch , and great Pompey +Would stand and make his eyes grow in my brow ; +There would he anchor his aspect and die +With looking on his life . + + +Sovereign of Egypt , hail ! + +How much unlike art thou Mark Antony ! +Yet , coming from him , that great medicine hath +With his tinct gilded thee . +How goes it with my brave Mark Antony ? + +Last thing he did , dear queen , +He kiss'd , the last of many doubled kisses , +This orient pearl . His speech sticks in my heart . + +Mine ear must pluck it thence . + +'Good friend ,' quoth he , +'Say , the firm Roman to great Egypt sends +This treasure of an oyster ; at whose foot , +To mend the petty present , I will piece +Her opulent throne with kingdoms ; all the east , +Say thou , shall call her mistress .' So he nodded , +And soberly did mount an arm-gaunt steed , +Who neigh'd so high that what I would have spoke +Was beastly dumb'd by him . + +What ! was he sad or merry ? + +Like to the time o' the year between the extremes +Of hot and cold ; he was nor sad nor merry . + +O well-divided disposition ! Note him , +Note him , good Charmian , 'tis the man ; but note him : +He was not sad , for he would shire on those +That make their looks by his ; he was not merry , +Which seem'd to tell them his remembrance lay +In Egypt with his joy ; but between both : +O heavenly mingle ! Be'st thou sad or merry , +The violence of either thee becomes , +So does it no man else . Mett'st thou my posts ? + +Ay , madam , twenty several messengers . +Why do you send so thick ? + +Who's born that day +When I forget to send to Antony , +Shall die a beggar . Ink and paper , Charmian . +Welcome , my good Alexas . Did I , Charmian , +Ever love C sar so ? + +O ! that brave C sar . + +Be chok'd with such another emphasis ! +Say the brave Antony . + +The valiant C sar ! + +By Isis , I will give thee bloody teeth , +If thou with C sar paragon again +My man of men . + +By your most gracious pardon , +I sing but after you . + +My salad days , +When I was green in judgment , cold in blood , +To say as I said then ! But come , away ; +Get me ink and paper : +He shall have every day a several greeting , +Or I'll unpeople Egypt . + +If the great gods be just , they shall assist +The deeds of justest men . + +Know , worthy Pompey , +That what they do delay , they not deny . + +Whiles we are suitors to their throne , decays +The thing we sue for . + +We , ignorant of ourselves , +Beg often our own harms , which the wise powers +Deny us for our good ; so find we profit +By losing of our prayers . + +I shall do well : +The people love me , and the sea is mine ; +My powers are crescent , and my auguring hope +Says it will come to the full . Mark Antony +In Egypt sits at dinner , and will make +No wars without doors ; C sar gets money where +He loses hearts ; Lepidus flatters both , +Of both is flatter'd ; but he neither loves , +Nor either cares for him . + +C sar and Lepidus +Are in the field ; a mighty strength they carry . + +Where have you this ? 'tis false . + +From Silvius , sir . + +He dreams ; I know they are in Rome together , +Looking for Antony . But all the charms of love , +Salt Cleopatra , soften thy wan'd lip ! +Let witchcraft join with beauty , lust with both ! +Tie up the libertine in a field of feasts , +Keep his brain fuming ; Epicurean cooks +Sharpen with cloyless sance his appetite , +That sleep and feeding may prorogue his honour +Even till a Lethe'd dulness ! + +How now , Varrius ! + +This is most certain that I shall deliver : +Mark Antony is every hour in Rome +Expected ; since he went from Egypt 'tis +A space for further travel . + +I could have given less matter +A better ear . Menas , I did not think +This amorous surfeiter would have donn'd his helm +For such a petty war ; his soldiership +Is twice the other twain . But let us rear +The higher our opinion , that our stirring +Can from the lap of Egypt's widow pluck +The ne'er-lust-wearied Antony . + +I cannot hope +C sar and Antony shall well greet together ; +His wife that's dead did trespasses to C sar , +His brother warr'd upon him , although I think +Not mov'd by Antony . + +I know not , Menas , +How lesser enmities may give way to greater . +Were 't not that we stand up against them all +'Twere pregnant they should square between themselves , +For they have entertained cause enough +To draw their swords ; but how the fear of us +May cement their divisions and bind up +The petty difference , we yet not know . +Be it as our gods will have 't ! It only stands +Our lives upon , to use our strongest hands . +Come , Menas . + + +Good Enobarbus , 'tis a worthy deed , +And shall become you well , to entreat your captain +To soft and gentle speech . + +I shall entreat him +To answer like himself : if C sar move him , +Let Antony look over C sar's head , +And speak as loud as Mars . By Jupiter , +Were I the wearer of Antonius' beard , +I would not shave 't to-day . + +'Tis not a time +For private stomaching . + +Every time +Serves for the matter that is then born in 't . + +But small to greater matters must give way . + +Not if the small come first . + +Your speech is passion ; +But , pray you , stir no embers up . Here comes +The noble Antony . + + +And yonder , C sar . + + +If we compose well here , to Parthia : +Hark ye , Ventidius . + +I do not know , +Mec nas ; ask Agrippa . + +Noble friends , +That which combin'd us was most great , and let not +A leaner action rend us . What's amiss , +May it be gently heard ; when we debate +Our trivial difference loud , we do commit +Murder in healing wounds ; then , noble partners , +The rather for I earnestly beseech , +Touch you the sourest points with sweetest terms , +Nor curstness grow to the matter . + +'Tis spoken well . +Were we before our armies , and to fight , +I should do thus . + +Welcome to Rome . + +Thank you . + +Sit . + +Sit , sir . + +Nay , then . + +I learn , you take things ill which are not so , +Or being , concern you not . + +I must be laugh'd at +If , or for nothing or a little , I +Should say myself offended , and with you +Chiefly i' the world ; more laugh'd at that I should +Once name you derogately , when to sound your name +It not concern'd me . + +My being in Egypt , C sar , +What was 't to you ? + +No more than my residing here at Rome +Might be to you in Egypt ; yet , if you there +Did practise on my state , your being in Egypt +Might be my question . + +How intend you , practis'd ? + +You may be pleas'd to catch at mine intent +By what did here befall me . Your wife and brother +Made wars upon me , and their contestation +Was theme for you , you were the word of war . + +You do mistake your business ; my brother never +Did urge me in his act : I did inquire it ; +And have my learning from some true reports , +That drew their swords with you . Did he not rather +Discredit my authority with yours , +And make the wars alike against my stomach , +Having alike your cause ? Of this my letters +Before did satisfy you . If you'll patch a quarrel , +As matter whole you n' have to make it with , +It must not be with this . + +You praise yourself +By laying defects of judgment to me , but +You patch'd up your excuses . + +Not so , not so ; +I know you could not lack , I am certain on 't , +Very necessity of this thought , that I , +Your partner in the cause 'gainst which he fought , +Could not with graceful eyes attend those wars +Which fronted mine own peace . As for my wife , +I would you had her spirit in such another : +The third o' the world is yours , which with a snaffle +You may pace easy , but not such a wife . + +Would we had all such wives , that the men might go to wars with the women ! + +So much uncurbable , her garboils , C sar , +Made out of her impatience ,which not wanted +Shrewdness of policy too ,I grieving grant +Did you too much disquiet ; for that you must +But say I could not help it . + +I wrote to you +When rioting in Alexandria ; you +Did pocket up my letters , and with taunts +Did gibe my missive out of audience . + +Sir , +He fell upon me , ere admitted : then +Three kings I had newly feasted , and did want +Of what I was i' the morning ; but next day +I told him of myself , which was as much +As to have ask'd him pardon . Let this fellow +Be nothing of our strife ; if we contend , +Out of our question wipe him . + +You have broken +The article of your oath , which you shall never +Have tongue to charge me with . + +Soft , C sar ! + +No , +Lepidus , let him speak : +The honour's sacred which he talks on now , +Supposing that I lack'd it . But on , C sar ; +The article of my oath . + +To lend me arms and aid when I requir'd them , +The which you both denied . + +Neglected , rather ; +And then , when poison'd hours had bound me up +From mine own knowledge . As nearly as I may , +I'll play the penitent to you ; but mine honesty +Shall not make poor my greatness , nor my power +Work without it . Truth is , that Fulvia , +To have me out of Egypt , made wars here ; +For which myself , the ignorant motive , do +So far ask pardon as befits mine honour +To stoop in such a case . + +'Tis noble spoken . + +If it might please you , to enforce no further +The griefs between ye : to forget them quite +Were to remember that the present need +Speaks to atone you . + +Worthily spoken , Mec nas . + +Or , if you borrow one another's love for the instant , you may , when you hear no more words of Pompey , return it again : you shall have time to wrangle in when you have nothing else to do . + +Thou art a soldier only ; speak no more . + +That truth should be silent I had almost forgot . + +You wrong this presence ; therefore speak no more . + +Go to , then ; your considerate stone . + +I do not much dislike the matter , but +The manner of his speech ; for it cannot be +We shall remain in friendship , our conditions +So differing in their acts . Yet , if I knew +What hoop should hold us stanch , from edge to edge +O' the world I would pursue it . + +Give me leave , C sar . + +Speak , Agrippa . + +Thou hast a sister by the mother's side , +Admir'd Octavia ; great Mark Antony +Is now a widower . + +Say not so , Agrippa : +If Cleopatra heard you , your reproof +Were well deserv'd of rashness . + +I am not married , C sar ; let me hear +Agrippa further speak . + +To hold you in perpetual amity , +To make you brothers , and to knit your hearts +With an unslipping knot , take Antony +Octavia to his wife ; whose beauty claims +No worse a husband than the best of men , +Whose virtue and whose general graces speak +That which none else can utter . By this marriage , +All little jealousies which now seem great , +And all great fears which now import their dangers , +Would then be nothing ; truths would be but tales +Where now half tales be truths ; her love to both +Would each to other and all loves to both +Draw after her . Pardon what I have spoke , +For 'tis a studied , not a present thought , +By duty ruminated . + +Will C sar speak ? + +Not till he hears how Antony is touch'd +With what is spoke already . + +What power is in Agrippa , +If I would say , 'Agrippa , be it so ,' +To make this good ? + +The power of C sar , and +His power unto Octavia . + +May I never +To this good purpose , that so fairly shows , +Dream of impediment ! Let me have thy hand ; +Further this act of grace , and from this hour +The heart of brothers govern in our loves +And sway our great designs ! + +There is my hand . +A sister I bequeath you , whom no brother +Did ever love so dearly ; let her live +To join our kingdoms and our hearts , and never +Fly off our loves again ! + +Happily , amen ! + +I did not think to draw my sword 'gainst Pompey , +For he hath laid strange courtesies and great +Of late upon me ; I must thank him only , +Lest my remembrance suffer ill report ; +At heel of that , defy him . + +Time calls upon 's : +Of us must Pompey presently be sought , +Or else he seeks out us . + +Where lies he ? + +About the Mount Misenum . + +What's his strength +By land ? + +Great and increasing ; but by sea +He is an absolute master . + +So is the fame . +Would we had spoke together ! Haste we for it ; +Yet , ere we put ourselves in arms , dispatch we +The business we have talk'd of . + +With most gladness ; +And do invite you to my sister's view , +Whither straight I'll lead you . + +Let us , Lepidus , +Not lack your company . + +Noble Antony , +Not sickness should detain me . + + +Welcome from Egypt , sir . + +Half the heart of C sar , worthy Mec nas ! My honourable friend , Agrippa ! + +Good Enobarbus ! + +We have cause to be glad that matters are so well digested . You stayed well by 't in +Egypt . + +Ay , sir ; we did sleep day out of countenance , and made the night light with drinking . + +Eight wild boars roasted whole at a breakfast , and but twelve persons there ; is this true ? + +This was but as a fly by an eagle ; we had much more monstrous matter of feast , which worthily deserved noting . + +She's a most triumphant lady , if report be square to her . + +When she first met Mark Antony she pursed up his heart , upon the river of Cydnus . + +There she appeared indeed , or my reporter devised well for her . + +I will tell you . +The barge she sat in , like a burnish'd throne , +Burn'd on the water ; the poop was beaten gold , +Purple the sails , and so perfumed , that +The winds were love-sick with them , the oars were silver , +Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke , and made +The water which they beat to follow faster , +As amorous of their strokes . For her own person , +It beggar'd all description ; she did lie +In her pavilion ,cloth-of-gold of tissue , +O'er-picturing that Venus where we see +The fancy outwork nature ; on each side her +Stood pretty-dimpled boys , like smiling Cupids , +With divers-colour'd fans , whose wind did seem +To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool , +And what they undid did . + +O ! rare for Antony . + +Her gentlewomen , like the Nereides , +So many mermaids , tended her i' the eyes , +And made their bends adornings ; at the helm +A seeming mermaid steers ; the silken tackle +Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands , +That yarely frame the office . From the barge +A strange invisible perfume hits the sense +Of the adjacent wharfs . The city cast +Her people out upon her , and Antony , +Enthron'd i' the market-place , did sit alone , +Whistling to the air ; which , but for vacancy , +Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too +And made a gap in nature . + +Rare Egyptian ! + +Upon her landing , Antony sent to her , +Invited her to supper ; she replied +It should be better he became her guest , +Which she entreated . Our courteous Antony , +Whom ne'er the word of 'No' woman heard speak , +Being barber'd ten times o'er , goes to the feast , +And , for his ordinary pays his heart +For what his eyes eat only . + +Royal wench ! +She made great C sar lay his sword to bed ; +He plough'd her , and she cropp'd . + +I saw her once +Hop forty paces through the public street ; +And having lost her breath , she spoke , and panted +That she did make defect perfection , +And , breathless , power breathe forth . + +Now Antony must leave her utterly . + +Never ; he will not : +Age cannot wither her , nor custom stale +Her infinite variety ; other women cloy +The appetites they feed , but she makes hungry +Where most she satisfies ; for vilest things +Become themselves in her , that the holy priests +Bless her when she is riggish . + +If beauty , wisdom , modesty , can settle +The heart of Antony , Octavia is +A blessed lottery to him . + +Let us go . +Good Enobarbus , make yourself my guest +Whilst you abide here . + +Humbly , sir , I thank you . + + +The world and my great office will sometimes +Divide me from your bosom . + +All which time +Before the gods my knee shall bow my prayers +To them for you . + +Good night , sir . My Octavia , +Read not my blemishes in the world's report ; +I have not kept my square , but that to come +Shall all be done by the rule . Good night , dear lady . + +Good night , sir . + +Good night . + +Now , sirrah ; you do wish yourself in Egypt ? + +Would I had never come from thence , nor you +Thither ! + +If you can , your reason ? + +I see it in +My motion , have it not in my tongue : but yet +Hie you to Egypt again . + +Say to me , +Whose fortunes shall rise higher , C sar's or mine ? + +C sar's . +Therefore , O Antony ! stay not by his side ; +Thy demon that's thy spirit which keeps thee ,is +Noble , courageous , high , unmatchable , +Where C sar's is not ; but near him thy angel +Becomes a fear , as being o'erpower'd ; therefore +Make space enough between you . + +Speak this no more . + +To none but thee ; no more but when to thee . +If thou dost play with him at any game +Thou art sure to lose , and , of that natural luck , +He beats thee 'gainst the odds ; thy lustre thickens +When he shines by . I say again , thy spirit +Is all afraid to govern thee near him , +But he away , 'tis noble . + +Get thee gone : +Say to Ventidius I would speak with him . + +He shall to Parthia . Be it art or hap +He hath spoken true ; the very dice obey him . +And in our sports my better cunning faints +Under his chance ; if we draw lots he speeds , +His cocks do win the battle still of mine +When it is all to nought , and his quails ever +Beat mine , inhoop'd , at odds . I will to Egypt ; +And though I make this marriage for my peace , +I' the east my pleasure lies . + + +O ! come , Ventidius , +You must to Parthia ; your commission's ready ; +Follow me , and receive 't . + +Trouble yourselves no further ; pray you hasten +Your generals after . + +Sir , Mark Antony +Will e'en but kiss Octavia , and we'll follow . + +Till I shall see you in your soldier's dress , +Which will become you both , farewell . + +We shall , +As I conceive the journey , be at the Mount +Before you , Lepidus . + +Your way is shorter ; +My purposes to draw me much about : +You 'll win two days upon me . + +Sir , good success ! + +Sir , good success ! + +Farewell . + + +Give me some music ; music , moody food +Of us that trade in love . + +The music , ho ! + + +Let it alone ; let 's to billiards : come , Charmian . + +My arm is sore ; best play with Mardian . + +As well a woman with a eunuch play'd +As with a woman . Come , you 'll play with me , sir ? + +As well as I can , madam . + +And when good will is show'd , though't come too short , +The actor may plead pardon . I 'll none now . +Give me mine angle ; we'll to the river : there +My music playing far off I will betray +Tawny-finn'd fishes ; my bended hook shall pierce +Their slimy jaws ; and , as I draw them up , +I'll think them every one an Antony , +And say , 'Ah , ha !' you're caught . + +'Twas merry when +You wager'd on your angling ; when your diver +Did hang a salt-fish on his hook , which he +With fervency drew up . + +That time O times ! +I laugh'd him out of patience ; and that night +I laugh'd him into patience : and next morn , +Ere the ninth hour , I drunk him to his bed ; +Then put my tires and mantles on him , whilst +I wore his sword Philippan . + + +O ! from Italy ; +Ram thou thy fruitful tidings in mine ears , + +That long time have been barren . + +Madam , madam , + +Antony's dead ! if thou say so , villain , +Thou kill'st thy mistress ; but well and free , +If thou so yield him , there is gold , and here +My bluest veins to kiss ; a hand that kings +Have lipp'd , and trembled kissing . + +First , madam , he is well . + +Why , there's more gold . +But , sirrah , mark , we use +To say the dead are well : bring it to that , +The gold I give thee will I melt , and pour +Down thy ill-uttering throat . + +Good madam , hear me . + +Well , go to , I will ; +But there's no goodness in thy face ; if Antony +Be free and healthful , so tart a favour +To trumpet such good tidings ! if not well , +Thou shouldst come like a Fury crown'd with snakes , +Not like a formal man . + +Will't please you hear me ? + +I have a mind to strike thee ere thou speak'st : +Yet , if thou say Antony lives , is well , +Or friends with C sar , or not captive to him , +I'll set thee in a shower of gold , and hail +Rich pearls upon thee . + +Madam , he's well . + +Well said . + +And friends with C sar . + +Thou'rt an honest man . + +C sar and he are greater friends than ever . + +Make thee a fortune from me . + +But yet , madam , + +I do not like 'but yet ,' it does allay +The good precedence ; fie upon 'but yet !' +'But yet' is as a gaoler to bring forth +Some monstrous malefactor . Prithee , friend , +Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear , +The good and bad together . He's friends with C sar ; +In state of health , thou sayst ; and thou sayst , free . + +Free , madam ! no ; I made no such report : +He's bound unto Octavia . + +For what good turn ? + +For the best turn i' the bed . + +I am pale , Charmian ! + +Madam , he's married to Octavia . + +The most infectious pestilence upon thee ! + + +Good madam , patience . + +What say you ? Hence , + +Horrible villain ! or I'll spurn thine eyes +Like balls before me ; I'll unhair thy head : + +Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire , and stew'd in brine , +Smarting in lingering pickle . + +Gracious madam , +I , that do bring the news made not the match . + +Say 'tis not so , a province I will give thee , +And make thy fortunes proud ; the blow thou hadst +Shall make thy peace for moving me to rage , +And I will boot thee with what gift beside +Thy modesty can beg . + +He's married , madam . + +Rogue ! thou hast liv'd too long . + + +Nay , then I'll run . +What mean you , madam ? I have made no fault . + + +Good madam , keep yourself within yourself ; +The man is innocent . + +Some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt . +Melt Egypt into Nile ! and kindly creatures +Turn all to serpents ! Call the slave again : +Though I am mad , I will not bite him . Call . + +He is afeard to come . + +I will not hurt him . + +These hands do lack nobility , that they strike +A meaner than myself ; since I myself +Have given myself the cause . + + +Come hither , sir . +Though it be honest , it is never good +To bring bad news ; give to a gracious message +A host of tongues , but let ill tidings tell + +Themselves when they be felt . + +I have done my duty . + +Is he married ? +I cannot hate thee worser than I do +If thou again say 'Yes .' + +He's married , madam . + +The gods confound thee ! dost thou hold there still ? + +Should I lie , madam ? + +O ! I would thou didst , +So half my Egypt were submerg'd and made +A cistern for scal'd snakes . Go , get thee hence ; +Hadst thou Narcissus in thy face , to me +Thou wouldst appear most ugly . He is married ? + +I crave your highness' pardon . + +He is married ? + +Take no offence that I would not offend you ; +To punish me for what you make me do +Seems much unequal ; he's married to Octavia . + +O ! that his fault should make a knave of thee , +That art not what thou'rt sure of . Get thee hence ; +The merchandise which thou hast brought from Rome +Are all too dear for me ; lie they upon thy hand +And be undone by 'em ! + + +Good your highness , patience . + +In praising Antony I have disprais'd C sar . + +Many times , madam . + +I am paid for 't now . +Lead me from hence ; +I faint . O Iras ! Charmian ! 'Tis no matter . +Go to the fellow , good Alexas ; bid him +Report the feature of Octavia , her years , +Her inclination , let him not leave out +The colour of her hair : bring me word quickly . + +Let him forever go :let him not Charmian ! +Though he be painted one way like a Gorgon , +The other way's a Mars . + +Bid you Alexas +Bring me word how tall she is . Pity me , Charmian , +But do not speak to me . Lead me to my chamber . + + +Your hostages I have , so have you mine ; +And we shall talk before we fight . + +Most meet +That first we come to words , and therefore have we +Our written purposes before us sent ; +Which if thou hast consider'd , let us know +If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword , +And carry back to Sicily much tall youth +That else must perish here . + +To you all three , +The senators alone of this great world , +Chief factors for the gods , I do not know +Wherefore my father should revengers want , +Having a son and friends ; since Julius C sar , +Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted , +There saw you labouring for him . What was 't +That mov'd pale Cassius to conspire ? and what +Made the all-honour'd , honest Roman , Brutus , +With the arm'd rest , courtiers of beauteous freedom , +To drench the Capitol , but that they would +Have one man but a man ? And that is it +Hath made me rig my navy , at whose burden +The anger'd ocean foams , with which I meant +To scourge the ingratitude that despiteful Rome +Cast on my noble father . + +Take your time . + +Thou canst not fear us , Pompey , with thy sails ; +We 'll speak with thee at sea : at land , thou know'st +How much we do o'er-count thee . + +At land , indeed , +Thou dost o'er-count me of my father's house ; +But , since the cuckoo builds not for himself , +Remain in 't as thou mayst . + +Be pleas'd to tell us +For this is from the present how you take +The offers we have sent you . + +There's the point . + +Which do not be entreated to , but weigh +What it is worth embrac'd . + +And what may follow , +To try a larger fortune . + +You have made me offer +Of Sicily , Sardinia ; and I must +Rid all the sea of pirates ; then , to send +Measures of wheat to Rome ; this 'greed upon , +To part with unhack'd edges , and bear back +Our targets undinted . + +That's our offer . + +That's our offer . + +That's our offer . + +Know , then , +I came before you here a man prepar'd +To take this offer ; but Mark Antony +Put me to some impatience . Though I lose +The praise of it by telling , you must know , +When C sar and your brother were at blows , +Your mother came to Sicily and did find +Her welcome friendly . + +I have heard it , Pompey ; +And am well studied for a liberal thanks +Which I do owe you . + +Let me have your hand : +I did not think , sir , to have met you here . + +The beds i' the east are soft ; and thanks to you , +That call'd me timelier than my purpose hither , +For I have gain'd by 't . + +Since I saw you last , +There is a change upon you . + +Well , I know not +What counts harsh Fortune casts upon my face , +But in my bosom shall she never come +To make my heart her vassal . + +Well met here . + +I hope so , Lepidus . Thus we are agreed . +I crave our composition may be written +And seal'd between us . + +That 's the next to do . + +We'll feast each other ere we part ; and let's +Draw lots who shall begin . + +That will I , Pompey . + +No , Antony , take the lot : +But , first or last , your fine Egyptian cookery +Shall have the fame . I have heard that Julius C sar +Grew fat with feasting there . + +You have heard much . + +I have fair meanings , sir . + +And fair words to them . + +Then , so much have I heard ; +And I have heard Apollodorus carried + +No more of that : he did so . + +What , I pray you ? + +A certain queen to C sar in a mattress . + +I know thee now ; how far'st thou , soldier ? + +Well ; +And well am like to do ; for I perceive +Four feasts are toward . + +Let me shake thy hand ; +I never hated thee . I have seen thee fight , +When I have envied thy behaviour . + +Sir , +I never lov'd you much , but I ha' prais'd ye +When you have well deserv'd ten times as much +As I have said you did . + +Enjoy thy plainness , +It nothing ill becomes thee . +Aboard my galley I invite you all : +Will you lead , lords ? + +Show us the way , sir . + +Show us the way , sir . + +Show us the way , sir . + +Come . + + +Thy father , Pompey , would ne'er have made this treaty . You and I have known , sir . + +At sea , I think . + +We have , sir . + +You have done well by water . + +And you by land . + +I will praise any man that will praise me ; though it cannot be denied what I have done by land . + +Nor what I have done by water . + +Yes , something you can deny for your own safety ; you have been a great thief by sea . + +And you by land . + +There I deny my land service . But give me your hand , Menas ; if our eyes had authority , here they might take two thieves kissing . + +All men's faces are true , whatsoe'er their hands are . + +But there is never a fair woman has a true face . + +No slander ; they steal hearts . + +We came hither to fight with you . + +For my part , I am sorry it is turned to a drinking . Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune . + +If he do , sure , he cannot weep it back again . + +You have said , sir . We looked not for Mark Antony here : pray you , is he married to Cleopatra ? + +C sar's sister is called Octavia . + +True , sir ; she was the wife of Caius Marcellus . + +But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius . + +Pray ye , sir ? + +'Tis true . + +Then is C sar and he for ever knit together . + +If I were bound to divine of this unity , I would not prophesy so . + +I think the policy of that purpose made more in the marriage than the love of the parties . + +I think so too ; but you shall find the band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity . Octavia is of a holy , cold , and still conversation . + +Who would not have his wife so ? + +Not he that himself is not so ; which is Mark Antony . He will to his Egyptian dish again ; then , shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in C sar , and , as I said before , that which is the strength of their amity shall prove the immediate author of their variance . Antony will use his affection where it is ; he married but his occasion here . + +And thus it may be . Come , sir , will you aboard ? I have a health for you . + +I shall take it , sir : we have used our throats in Egypt . + +Come ; let 's away . + + +Here they'll be , man . Some o' their plants are ill-rooted already ; the least wind i' the world will blow them down . + +Lepidus is high-coloured . + +They have made him drink alms-drink . + +As they pinch one another by the disposition , he cries out , 'No more ;' reconciles them to his entreaty , and himself to the drink . + +But it raises the greater war between him and his discretion . + +Why , this it is to have a name in great men's fellowship ; I had as lief have a reed that will do me no service as a partisan I could not heave . + +To be called into a huge sphere , and not to be seen to move in't , are the holes where eyes should be , which pitifully disaster the cheeks . + +Thus do they , sir . They take the flow o' the Nile +By certain scales i' the pyramid ; they know +By the height , the lowness , or the mean , if dearth +Or foison follow . The higher Nilus swells +The more it promises ; as it ebbs , the seedsman +Upon the slime and ooze scatters his grain , +And shortly comes to harvest . + +You've strange serpents there . + +Ay , Lepidus . + +Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the operation of your sun ; so is your crocodile . + +They are so . + +Sit ,and some wine ! A health to Lepidus ! + +I am not so well as I should be , but I'll ne'er out . + +Not till you have slept ; I fear me you'll be in till then . + +Nay , certainly , I have heard the Ptolemies' pyramises are very goodly things ; without contradiction , I have heard that . + +Pompey , a word . + +Say in mine ear ; what is't ? + +Forsake thy seat , I do beseech thee , captain , +And bear me speak a word . + +Forbear me till anon . +This wine for Lepidus ! + +What manner o' thing is your crocodile ? + +It is shaped , sir , like itself , and it is as broad as it hath breadth ; it is just so high as it is , and moves with it own organs ; it lives by that which nourisheth it ; and the elements once out of it , it transmigrates . + +What colour is it of ? + +Of it own colour too . + +'Tis a strange serpent . + +'Tis so ; and the tears of it are wet . + +Will this description satisfy him ? + +With the health that Pompey gives him , else he is a very epicure . + +Go hang , sir , hang ! Tell me of that ? away ! +Do as I bid you . Where's this cup I call'd for ? + +If for the sake of merit thou wilt hear me , +Rise from thy stool . + +I think thou'rt mad . The matter ? + + +I have ever held my cap off to thy fortunes . + +Thou hast serv'd me with much faith . What 's else to say ? +Be jolly , lords . + +These quick-sands , Lepidus , +Keep off them , for you sink . + +Wilt thou be lord of all the world ? + +What sayst thou ? + +Wilt thou be lord of the whole world ? That 's twice . + +How should that be ? + +But entertain it , +And though thou think me poor , I am the man +Will give thee all the world . + +Hast thou drunk well ? + +No , Pompey , I have kept me from the cup . +Thou art , if thou dar'st be , the earthly Jove : +Whate'er the ocean pales , or sky inclips , +Is thine , if thou wilt ha 't . + +Show me which way . + +These three world-sharers , these competitors , +Are in thy vessel : let me cut the cable ; +And , when we are put off , fall to their throats : +All there is thine . + +Ah ! this thou shouldst have done , +And not have spoke on 't . In me 'tis villany ; +In thee 't had been good service . Thou must know +'Tis not my profit that does lead mine honour ; +Mine honour it . Repent that e'er thy tongue +Hath so betray'd thine act ; being done unknown , +I should have found it afterwards well done , +But must condemn it now . Desist , and drink . + +For this , +I'll never follow thy pall'd fortunes more . +Who seeks , and will not take when once 'tis offer'd , +Shall never find it more . + +This health to Lepidus ! + +Bear him ashore . I'll pledge it for him , Pompey . + +Here's to thee , Menas ! + +Enobarbus , welcome ! + +Fill till the cup be hid . + +There's a strong fellow , Menas . + + +Why ? + +A' bears the third part of the world , man ; see'st not ? + +The third part then is drunk ; would it were all , +That it might go on wheels ! + +Drink thou ; increase the reels . + +Come . + +This is not yet an Alexandrian feast . + +It ripens towards it . Strike the vessels , ho ! +Here is to C sar ! + +I could well forbear't . +It's monstrous labour , when I wash my brain , +And it grows fouler . + +Be a child o' the time . + +Possess it , I'll make answer ; +But I had rather fast from all four days +Than drink so much in one . + +Ha ! my brave emperor ; +Shall we dance now the Egyptian Bacchanals , +And celebrate our drink ? + +Let 's ha 't , good soldier . + +Come , let 's all take hands , +Till that the conquering wine hath steep'd our sense +In soft and delicate Lethe . + +All take hands . +Make battery to our ears with the loud music ; +The while I'll place you ; then the boy shall sing , +The holding every man shall bear as loud +As his strong sides can volley . + + +Come , thou monarch of the vine , +Plumpy Bacchus , with pink eyne ! +In thy fats our cares be drown'd , +With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd : +Cup us , till the world go round , +Cup us , till the world go round ! + +What would you more ? Pompey , good night . Good brother , +Let me request you off ; our graver business +Frowns at this levity . Gentle lords , let's part ; +You see we have burnt our cheeks ; strong Enobarb +Is weaker than the wine , and mine own tongue +Splits what it speaks ; the wild disguise hath almost +Antick'd us all . What needs more words ? Good night . +Good Antony , your hand . + +I'll try you on the shore . + +And shall , sir . Give's your hand . + +O , Antony ! +You have my father s house ,But , what ? we are friends . +Come down into the boat . + +Take heed you fall not . + +Menas , I'll not on shore . + +No , to my cabin . +These drums ! these trumpets , flutes ! what ! +Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell +To these great fellows : sound and be hang'd ! sound out ! + + +Hoo ! says a' . There's my cap . + +Hoo ! noble captain ! come . + + +Now , darting Parthia , art thou struck ; and now +Pleas'd fortune does of Marcus Crassus' death +Make me revenger . Bear the king's son's body +Before our army . Thy Pacorus , Orodes , +Pays this for Marcus Crassus . + +Noble Ventidius , +Whilst yet with Parthian blood thy sword is warm , +The fugitive Parthians follow ; spur through Media , +Mesopotamia , and the shelters whither +The routed fly ; so thy grand captain Antony +Shall set thee on triumphant chariots and +Put garlands on thy head . + +O Silius , Silius ! +I have done enough ; a lower place , note well , +May make too great an act ; for learn this , Silius , +Better to leave undone than by our deed +Acquire too high a fame when him we serve's away . +C sar and Antony have ever won +More in their officer than person ; Sossius , +One of my place in Syria , his lieutenant , +For quick accumulation of renown , +Which he achiev'd by the minute , lost his favour . +Who does i' the wars more than his captain can +Becomes his captain's captain ; and ambition , +The soldier's virtue , rather makes choice of loss +Than gain which darkens him . +I could do more to do Antonius good , +But 'twould offend him ; and in his offence +Should my performance perish . + +Thou hast , Ventidius , that +Without the which a soldier , and his sword , +Grants scarce distinction . Thou wilt write to Antony ? + +I'll humbly signify what in his name , +That magical word of war , we have effected ; +How , with his banners and his well-paid ranks , +The ne'er-yet-beaten horse of Parthia +We have jaded out o' the field . + +Where is he now ? + +He purposeth to Athens ; whither , with what haste +The weight we must convey with 's will permit , +We shall appear before him . On , there ; pass along . + + +What ! are the brothers parted ? + +They have dispatch'd with Pompey ; he is gone ; +The other three are sealing . Octavia weeps +To part from Rome ; C sar is sad ; and Lepidus , +Since Pompey's feast , as Menas says , is troubled +With the green sickness . + +'Tis a noble Lepidus . + +A very fine one . O ! how he loves C sar . + +Nay , but how dearly he adores Mark Antony ! + +C sar ? Why , he's the Jupiter of men . + +What's Antony ? The god of Jupiter . + +Spake you of C sar ? How ! the non-pareil ! + +O , Antony ! O thou Arabian bird ! + +Would you praise C sar , say , 'C sar ,' go no further . + +Indeed , he plied them both with excellent praises . + +But he loves C sar best ; yet he loves Antony . +Hoo ! hearts , tongues , figures , scribes , bards , poets , cannot +Think , speak , cast , write , sing , number ; hoo ! +His love to Antony . But as for C sar , +Kneel down , kneel down , and wonder . + +Both he loves . + +They are his shards , and he their beetle . + + +So ; +This is to horse . Adieu , noble Agrippa . + +Good fortune , worthy soldier , and farewell . + + +No further , sir . + +You take from me a great part of myself ; +Use me well in't . Sister , prove such a wife +As my thoughts make thee , and as my furthest band +Shall pass on thy approof . Most noble Antony , +Let not the piece of virtue , which is set +Betwixt us as the cement of our love +To keep it builded , be the ram to batter +The fortress of it ; for better might we +Have lov'd without this mean , if on both parts +This be not cherish'd . + +Make me not offended +In your distrust . + +I have said . + +You shall not find , +Though you be therein curious , the least cause +For what you seem to fear . So , the gods keep you , +And make the hearts of Romans serve your ends ! +We will here part . + +Farewell , my dearest sister , fare thee well : +The elements be kind to thee , and make +Thy spirits all of comfort ! fare thee well . + +My noble brother ! + +The April's in her eyes ; it is love's spring , +And these the showers to bring it on . Be cheerful . + +Sir , look well to my husband's house ; and + +What , +Octavia ? + +I'll tell you in your ear . + +Her tongue will not obey her heart , nor can +Her heart obey her tongue ; the swan's downfeather , +That stands upon the swell at full of tide , +And neither way inclines . + +Will C sar weep ? + +He has a cloud in's face . + +He were the worse for that were he a horse ; +So is he , being a man . + +Why , Enobarbus , +When Antony found Julius C sar dead +He cried almost to roaring ; and he wept +When at Philippi he found Brutus slain . + +That year , indeed , he was troubled with a rheum ; +What willingly he did confound he wail'd , +Believe 't , till I wept too . + +No , sweet Octavia , +You shall hear from me still ; the time shall not +Out-go my thinking on you . + +Come , sir , come ; +I'll wrestle with you in my strength of love : +Look , here I have you ; thus I let you go , +And give you to the gods . + +Adieu ; be happy ! + +Let all the number of the stars give light +To thy fair way ! + +Farewell , farewell ! + + +Farewell ! + + +Where is the fellow ? + +Half afeard to come . + +Go to , go to . + +Come hither , sir . + +Good majesty , +Herod of Jewry dare not look upon you +But when you are well pleas'd . + +That Herod's head +I'll have ; but how , when Antony is gone +Through whom I might command it ? Come thou near . + +Most gracious majesty ! + +Didst thou behold +Octavia ? + +Ay , dread queen . + +Where ? + +Madam , in Rome ; +I look'd her in the face , and saw her led +Between her brother and Mark Antony . + +Is she as tall as me ? + +She is not , madam . + +Didst hear her speak ? is she shrill-tongu'd , or low ? + +Madam , I heard her speak ; she is low-voic'd . + +That's not so good . He cannot like her long . + +Like her ! O Isis ! 'tis impossible . + +I think so , Charmian : dull of tongue , and dwarfish ! +What majesty is in her gait ? Remember , +If e'er thou look'dst on majesty . + +She creeps ; +Her motion and her station are as one ; +She shows a body rather than a life , +A statue than a breather . + +Is this certain ? + +Or I have no observance . + +Three in Egypt +Cannot make better note . + +He's very knowing , +I do perceive 't . There's nothing in her yet . +The fellow has good judgment . + +Excellent . + +Guess at her years , I prithee . + +Madam , +She was a widow , + +Widow ! Charmian , hark . + +And I do think she's thirty . + +Bear'st thou her face in mind ? is't long or round ? + +Round even to faultiness . + +For the most part , too , they are foolish that are so . +Her hair , what colour ? + +Brown , madam ; and her forehead +As low as she would wish it . + +There's gold for thee : +Thou must not take my former sharpness ill . +I will employ thee back again ; I find thee +Most fit for business . Go , make thee ready ; +Our letters are prepar'd . + + +A proper man . + +Indeed , he is so ; I repent me much +That so I harried him . Why , methinks , by him , +This creature's no such thing . + +Nothing , madam . + +The man hath seen some majesty , and should know . + +Hath he seen majesty ? Isis else defend , +And serving you so long ! + +I have one thing more to ask him yet , good Charmian : +But 'tis no matter ; thou shalt bring him to me +Where I will write . All may be well enough . + +I warrant you , madam . + + +Nay , nay , Octavia , not only that , +That were excusable , that , and thousands more +Of semblable import , but he hath wag'd +New wars 'gainst Pompey ; made his will , and read it +To public ear : +Spoke scantly of me ; when perforce he could not +But pay me terms of honour , cold and sickly +He vented them ; most narrow measure lent me ; +When the best hint was given him , he not took 't , +Or did it from his teeth . + +O my good lord ! +Believe not all ; or , if you must believe , +Stomach not all . A more unhappy lady , +If this division chance , ne'er stood between , +Praying for both parts : +The good gods will mock me presently , +When I shall pray , 'O ! bless my lord and husband ;' +Undo that prayer , by crying out as loud , +'O ! bless my brother !' Husband win , win brother , +Prays , and destroys the prayer ; no midway +'Twixt these extremes at all . + +Gentle Octavia , +Let your best love draw to that point which seeks +Best to preserve it . If I lose mine honour +I lose myself ; better I were not yours +Than yours so branchless . But , as you requested , +Yourself shall go between's ; the mean time , lady , +I'll raise the preparation of a war +Shall stain your brother ; make your soonest haste , +So your desires are yours . + +Thanks to my lord . +The Jove of power make me most weak , most weak , +Your reconciler ! Wars 'twixt you twain would be +As if the world should cleave , and that slain men +Should solder up the rift . + +When it appears to you where this begins , +Turn your displeasure that way ; for our faults +Can never be so equal that your love +Can equally move with them . Provide your going ; +Choose your own company , and command what cost +Your heart has mind to . + + +How now , friend Eros ! + +There's strange news come , sir . + +What , man ? + +C sar and Lepidus have made wars upon Pompey . + +This is old : what is the success ? + +C sar , having made use of him in the wars 'gainst Pompey , presently denied him rivality , would not let him partake in the glory of the action ; and not resting here , accuses him of letters he had formerly wrote to Pompey ; upon his own appeal , seizes him : so the poor third is up , till death enlarge his confine . + +Then , world , thou hast a pair of chaps , no more ; +And throw between them all the food thou hast , +They'll grind the one the other . Where's Antony ? + +He's walking in the garden thus : and spurns +The rush that lies before him ; cries , 'Fool , Lepidus !' +And threats the throat of that his officer +That murder'd Pompey . + +Our great navy's rigg'd . + +For Italy and C sar . More , Domitius ; +My lord desires you presently : my news +I might have told hereafter . + +'Twill be naught ; +But let it be . Bring me to Antony . + +Come , sir . + + +Contemning Rome , he has done all this and more +In Alexandria ; here's the manner of 't ; +I' the market-place , on a tribunal silver'd , +Cleopatra and himself in chairs of gold +Were publicly enthron'd ; at the feet sat +C sarion , whom they call my father's son , +And all the unlawful issue that their lust +Since then hath made between them . Unto her +He gave the 'stablishment of Egypt ; made her +Of Lower Syria , Cyprus , Lydia , +Absolute queen . + +This in the public eye ? + +I' the common show-place , where they exercise . +His sons he there proclaim'd the kings of kings ; +Great Media , Parthia , and Armenia +He gave to Alexander ; to Ptolemy he assign'd +Syria , Cilicia , and Ph nicia . She +In the habiliments of the goddess Isis +That day appear'd ; and oft before gave audience , +As 'tis reported , so . + +Let Rome be thus +Informed . + +Who , queasy with his insolence +Already , will their good thoughts call from him . + +The people know it ; and have now receiv'd +His accusations . + +Whom does he accuse ? + +C sar ; and that , having in Sicily +Sextus Pompeius spoil'd , we had not rated him +His part o' the isle ; then does he say , he lent me +Some shipping unrestor'd ; lastly , he frets +That Lepidus of the triumvirate +Should be depos'd ; and , being , that we detain +All his revenue . + +Sir , this should be answer'd . + +'Tis done already , and the messenger gone . +I have told him , Lepidus was grown too cruel ; +That he his high authority abus'd , +And did deserve his change : for what I have conquer'd , +I grant him part ; but then , in his Armenia , +And other of his conquer'd kingdoms , I +Demand the like . + +He'll never yield to that . + +Nor must not then be yielded to in this . + + +Hail , C sar , and my lord ! hail , most dear C sar ! + +That ever I should call thee cast-away ! + +You have not call'd me so , nor have you cause . + +Why have you stol'n upon us thus ? You come not +Like C sar's sister ; the wife of Antony +Should have an army for an usher , and +The neighs of horse to tell of her approach +Long ere she did appear ; the trees by the way +Should have borne men ; and expectation fainted , +Longing for what it had not ; nay , the dust +Should have ascended to the roof of heaven , +Rais'd by your populous troops . But you are come +A market-maid to Rome , and have prevented +The ostentation of our love , which , left unshown , +Is often left unlov'd : we should have met you +By sea and land , supplying every stage +With an augmented greeting . + +Good my lord , +To come thus was I not constrain'd , but did it +On my free-will . My lord , Mark Antony , +Hearing that you prepar'd for war , acquainted +My grieved ear withal ; whereon , I begg'd +His pardon for return . + +Which soon he granted , +Being an obstruct 'tween his lust and him . + +Do not say so , my lord . + +I have eyes upon him , +And his affairs come to me on the wind . +Where is he now ? + +My lord , in Athens . + +No , my most wrong'd sister ; Cleopatra +Hath nodded him to her . He hath given his empire +Up to a whore ; who now are levying +The kings o' the earth for war . He hath assembled +Bocchus , the King of Libya ; Archelaus , +Of Cappadocia ; Philadelphos , King +Of Paphlagonia ; the Thracian king , Adallas ; +King Malchus of Arabia ; King of Pont ; +Herod of Jewry ; Mithridates , King +Of Comagene ; Polemon and Amintas , +The Kings of Mede and Lycaonia , +With a more larger list of sceptres . + +Ay me , most wretched , +That have my heart parted betwixt two friends +That do afflict each other ! + +Welcome hither : +Your letters did withhold our breaking forth , +Till we perceiv'd both how you were wrong led +And we in negligent danger . Cheer your heart ; +Be you not troubled with the time , which drives +O'er your content these strong necessities , +But let determin'd things to destiny +Hold unbewail'd their way . Welcome to Rome ; +Nothing more dear to me . You are abus'd +Beyond the mark of thought , and the high gods , +To do you justice , make their ministers +Of us and those that love you . Best of comfort , +And ever welcome to us . + +Welcome , lady . + +Welcome , dear madam . +Each heart in Rome does love and pity you ; +Only the adulterous Antony , most large +In his abominations , turns you off , +And gives his potent regiment to a trull , +That noises it against us . + +Is it so , sir ? + +Most certain . Sister , welcome ; pray you , +Be ever known to patience ; my dearest sister ! + + +I will be even with thee , doubt it not . + +But why , why , why ? + +Thou hast forspoke my being in these wars , +And sayst it is not fit . + +Well , is it , is it ? + +If not denounc'd against us , why should not we +Be there in person ? + +Well , I could reply : +If we should serve with horse and mares together , +The horse were merely lost ; the mares would bear +A soldier and his horse . + +What is 't you say ? + +Your presence needs must puzzle Antony ; +Take from his heart , take from his brain , from 's time , +What should not then be spar'd . He is already +Traduc'd for levity , and 'tis said in Rome +That Photinus a eunuch and your maids +Manage this war . + +Sink Rome , and their tongues rot +That speak against us ! A charge we bear i' the war , +And , as the president of my kingdom , will +Appear there for a man . Speak not against it ; +I will not stay behind . + +Nay , I have done . +Here comes the emperor . + + +Is it not strange , Canidius , +That from Tarentum and Brundusium +He could so quickly cut the Ionian sea , +And take in Toryne ? You have heard on 't , sweet ? + +Celerity is never more admir'd +Than by the negligent . + +A good rebuke , +Which might have well becom'd the best of men , +To taunt at slackness . Canidius , we +Will fight with him by sea . + +By sea ! What else ? + +Why will my lord do so ? + +For that he dares us to 't . + +So hath my lord dar'd him to single fight . + +Ay , and to wage his battle at Pharsalia , +Where C sar fought with Pompey ; but these offers , +Which serve not for his vantage , he shakes off ; +And so should you . + +Your ships are not well mann'd ; +Your mariners are muleters , reapers , people +Ingross'd by swift impress ; in C sar's fleet +Are those that often have gainst Pompey fought : +Their ships are yare ; yours , heavy . No disgrace +Shall fall you for refusing him at sea , +Being prepar'd for land . + +By sea , by sea . + +Most worthy sir , you therein throw away +The absolute soldiership you have by land ; +Distract your army , which doth most consist +Of war-mark'd footmen ; leave unexecuted +Your own renowned knowledge ; quite forego +The way which promises assurance ; and +Give up yourself merely to chance and hazard +From firm security . + +I'll fight at sea . + +I have sixty sails , C sar none better . + +Our overplus of shipping will we burn ; +And with the rest , full-mann'd , from the head of Actium +Beat the approaching C sar . But if we fail , +We then can do 't at land . + +Thy business ? + +The news is true , my lord ; he is descried ; +C sar has taken Toryne . + +Can he be there in person ? 'tis impossible ; +Strange that his power should be . Canidius , +Our nineteen legions thou shalt hold by land , +And our twelve thousand horse . We'll to our ship : +Away , my Thetis ! + +How now , worthy soldier ! + +O noble emperor ! do not fight by sea ; +Trust not to rotten planks : do you misdoubt +This sword and these my wounds ? Let the Egyptians +And the Ph nicians go a-ducking ; we +Have used to conquer , standing on the earth , +And fighting foot to foot . + +Well , well : away ! + + +By Hercules , I think I am i' the right . + +Soldier , thou art ; but his whole action grows +Not in the power on 't : so our leader's led , +And we are women's men . + +You keep by land +The legions and the horse whole , do you not ? + +Marcus Octavius , Marcus Justeius , +Publicola , and C lius , are for sea ; +But we keep whole by land . This speed of C sar's +Carries beyond belief . + +While he was yet in Rome +His power went out in such distractions as +Beguil'd all spies . + +Who's his lieutenant , hear you ? + +They say , one Taurus . + +Well I know the man . + + +The emperor calls Canidius . + +With news the time's with labour , and throes forth +Each minute some . + + +Taurus ! + +My lord ? + +Strike not by land ; keep whole : provoke not battle . +Till we have done at sea . Do not exceed +The prescript of this scroll : our fortune lies +Upon this jump . + +Set we our squadrons on yond side o' the hill , +In eye of C sar's battle ; from which place +We may the number of the ships behold , +And so proceed accordingly . + + +Naught , naught , all naught ! I can behold no longer . +The Antoniad , the Egyptian admiral , +With all their sixty , fly , and turn the rudder ; +To see 't mine eyes are blasted . + + +Gods and goddesses , +All the whole synod of them ! + +What's thy passion ? + +The greater cantle of the world is lost +With very ignorance ; we have kiss'd away +Kingdoms and provinces . + +How appears the fight ? + +On our side like the token'd pestilence , +Where death is sure . Yon ribaudred nag of Egypt , +Whom leprosy o'ertake ! i' the midst o' the fight , +When vantage like a pair of twins appear'd , +Both as the same , or rather ours the elder , +The breese upon her , like a cow in June , +Hoists sails and flies . + +That I beheld : +Mine eyes did sicken at the sight , and could not +Endure a further view . + +She once being loof'd , +The noble ruin of her magic , Antony , +Clapson his sea-wing , and like a doting mallard , +Leaving the fight in height , flies after her . +I never saw an action of such shame ; +Experience , manhood , honour , ne'er before +Did violate so itself . + +Alack , alack ! + + +Our fortune on the sea is out of breath , +And sinks most lamentably . Had our general +Been what he knew himself , it had gone well : +O ! he has given example for our flight +Most grossly by his own . + +Ay , are you thereabouts ? +Why , then , good night , indeed . + +Towards Peloponnesus are they fled . + +'Tis easy to 't ; and there I will attend +What further comes . + +To C sar will I render +My legions and my horse ; six kings already +Show me the way of yielding . + +I'll yet follow +The wounded chance of Antony , though my reason +Sits in the wind against me . + + +Hark ! the land bids me tread no more upon 't ; +It is asham'd to bear me . Friends , come hither : +I am so lated in the world that I +Have lost my way for ever . I have a ship +Laden with gold ; take that , divide it ; fly , +And make your peace with C sar . + +Fly ! not we . + +I have fled myself , and have instructed cowards +To run and show their shoulders . Friends , be gone ; +I have myself resolv'd upon a course +Which has no need of you ; be gone : +My treasure's in the harbour , take it . O ! +I follow'd that I blush to look upon : +My very hairs do mutiny , for the white +Reprove the brown for rashness , and they them +For fear and doting . Friends , be gone ; you shall +Have letters from me to some friends that will +Sweep your way for you . Pray you , look not sad , +Nor make replies of loathness ; take the hint +Which my despair proclaims ; let that be left +Which leaves itself ; to the sea-side straightway ; +I will possess you of that ship and treasure . +Leave me , I pray , a little ; pray you now : +Nay , do so ; for , indeed , I have lost command , +Therefore I pray you . I'll see you by and by . + +Nay , gentle madam , to him , comfort him . + +Do , most dear queen . + +Do ! Why , what else ? + +Let me sit down . O Juno ! + +No , no , no , no , no . + +See you here , sir ? + +O fie , fie , fie ! + +Madam ! + +Madam ; O good empress ! + +Sir , sir ! + +Yes , my lord , yes . He , at Philippi kept +His sword e'en like a dancer , while I struck +The lean and wrinkled Cassius ; and 'twas I +That the mad Brutus ended : he alone +Dealt on lieutenantry , and no practice had +In the brave squares of war : yet now No matter . + +Ah ! stand by . + +The queen , my lord , the queen . + +Go to him , madam , speak to him ; +He is unqualitied with very shame . + +Well then , sustain me : O ! + +Most noble sir , arise ; the queen approaches : +Her head's declin'd , and death will seize her , but +Your comfort makes the rescue . + +I have offended reputation , +A most unnoble swerving . + +Sir , the queen . + +O ! whither hast thou led me , Egypt ? See , +How I convey my shame out of thine eyes +By looking back what I have left behind +'Stroy'd in dishonour . + +O my lord , my lord ! +Forgive my fearful sails : I little thought +You would have follow'd . + +Egypt , thou knew'st too well +My heart was to thy rudder tied by the strings , +And thou shouldst tow me after ; o'er my spirit +Thy full supremacy thou knew'st , and that +Thy beck might from the bidding of the gods +Command me . + +O ! my pardon . + +Now I must +To the young man send humble treaties , dodge +And palter in the shifts of lowness , who +With half the bulk o' the world play'd as I pleas'd , +Making and marring fortunes . You did know +How much you were my conqueror , and that +My sword , made weak by my affection , would +Obey it on all cause . + +Pardon , pardon ! + +Fall not a tear , I say ; one of them rates +All that is won and lost . Give me a kiss ; +Even this repays me . We sent our schoolmaster ; +Is he come back ? Love , I am full of lead . +Some wine , within there , and our viands ! Fortune knows , +We scorn her most when most she offers blows . + +Let him appear that's come from Antony . +Know you him ? + +C sar , 'tis his schoolmaster : +An argument that he is pluck'd , when hither +He sends so poor a pinion of his wing , +Which had superfluous kings for messengers +Not many moons gone by . + + +Approach , and speak . + +Such as I am , I come from Antony : +I was of late as petty to his ends +As is the morn-dew on the myrtle-leaf +To his grand sea . + +Be 't so . Declare thine office . + +Lord of his fortunes he salutes thee , and +Requires to live in Egypt ; which not granted , +He lessens his requests , and to thee sues +To let him breathe between the heavens and earth , +A private man in Athens ; this for him . +Next , Cleopatra does confess thy greatness , +Submits her to thy might , and of thee craves +The circle of the Ptolemies for her heirs , +Now hazarded to thy grace . + +For Antony , +I have no ears to his request . The queen +Of audience nor desire shall fail , so she +From Egypt drive her all-disgraced friend , +Or take his life there ; this if she perform , +She shall not sue unheard . So to them both . + +Fortune pursue thee ! + +Bring him through the bands . + +From Antony win Cleopatra ; promise , +And in our name , what she requires ; add more , +From thine invention , offers . Women are not +In their best fortunes strong , but want will perjure +The ne'er-touch'd vestal . Try thy cunning , Thyreus ; +Make thine own edict for thy pains , which we + +Will answer as a law . + +C sar , I go . + +Observe how Antony becomes his flaw , +And what thou think'st his very action speaks +In every power that moves . + +C sar , I shall . + +What shall we do , Enobarbus ? + +Think , and die . + +Is Antony or we , in fault for this ? + +Antony only , that would make his will +Lord of his reason . What though you fled +From that great face of war , whose several ranges +Frighted each other , why should he follow ? +The itch of his affection should not then +Have nick'd his captainship ; at such a point , +When half to half the world oppos'd , he being +The mered question . 'Twas a shame no less +Than was his loss , to course your flying flags , +And leave his navy gazing . + +Prithee , peace . + + +Is that his answer ? + +Ay , my lord . + +The queen shall then have courtesy , so she +Will yield us up ? + +He says so . + +Let her know't . +To the boy C sar send this grizzled head , +And he will fill thy wishes to the brim +With principalities . + +That head , my lord ? + +To him again . Tell him he wears the rose +Of youth upon him , from which the world should note +Something particular ; his coin , ships , legions , +May be a coward's , whose ministers would prevail +Under the service of a child as soon +As i' the command of C sar : I dare him therefore +To lay his gay comparisons apart , +And answer me declin'd , sword against sword , +Ourselves alone . I'll write it : follow me . + + +Yes , like enough , high-battled C sar will +Unstate his happiness , and be stag'd to the show +Against a sworder ! I see men's judgments are +A parcel of their fortunes , and things outward +Do draw the inward quality after them , +To suffer all alike . That he should dream , +Knowing all measures , the full C sar will +Answer his emptiness ! C sar , thou hast subdu'd +His judgment too . + + +A messenger from C sar . + +What ! no more ceremony ? See ! my women ; +Against the blown rose may they stop their nose , +That kneel'd unto the buds . Admit him , sir . + + +Mine honesty and I begin to square . +The loyalty well held to fools does make +Our faith mere folly ; yet he that can endure +To follow with allegiance a fall'n lord , +Does conquer him that did his master conquer , +And earns a place i' the story . + + +C sar's will ? + +Hear it apart . + +None but friends ; say boldly . + +So , haply , are they friends to Antony . + +He needs as many , sir , as C sar has , +Or needs not us . If C sar please , our master +Will leap to be his friend ; for us , you know +Whose he is we are , and that is C sar's . + +So . +Thus then , thou most renown'd : C sar entreats , +Not to consider in what case thou stand'st , +Further than he is C sar . + +Go on ; right royal . + +He knows that you embrace not Antony +As you did love , but as you fear'd him . + +O ! + +The scars upon your honour therefore he +Does pity , as constrained blemishes , +Not as deserv'd . + +He is a god , and knows +What is most right . Mine honour was not yielded , +But conquer'd merely . + +To be sure of that , +I will ask Antony . Sir , sir , thou'rt so leaky , +That we must leave thee to thy sinking , for +Thy dearest quit thee . + + +Shall I say to C sar +What you require of him ? for he partly begs +To be desir'd to give . It much would please him , +That of his fortunes you should make a staff +To lean upon ; but it would warm his spirits +To hear from me you had left Antony , +And put yourself under his shroud , +The universal landlord . + +What's your name ? + +My name is Thyreus . + +Most kind messenger , +Say to great C sar this : in deputation +I kiss his conqu'ring hand ; tell him , I am prompt +To lay my crown at 's feet , and there to kneel ; +Tell him , from his all-obeying breath I hear +The doom of Egypt . + +'Tis your noblest course . +Wisdom and fortune combating together , +If that the former dare but what it can , +No chance may shake it . Give me grace to lay +My duty on your hand . + +Your C sar's father oft , +When he hath mus'd of taking kingdoms in , +Bestow'd his lips on that unworthy place , +As it rain'd kisses . + + +Favours , by Jove that thunders ! +What art thou , fellow ? + +One that but performs +The bidding of the fullest man , and worthiest +To have command obey'd . + +You will be whipp'd . + +Approach there ! Ah , you kite ! Now , gods and devils ! +Authority melts from me : of late , when I cried 'Ho !' +Like boys unto a muss , kings would start forth , +And cry , 'Your will ?' Have you no ears ? I am +Antony yet . + +Take hence this Jack and whip him . + +'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp +Than with an old one dying . + +Moon and stars ! +Whip him . Were't twenty of the greatest tributaries +That do acknowledge C sar , should I find them +So saucy with the hand of she here , what's her name , +Since she was Cleopatra ? Whip him , fellows , +Till , like a boy , you see him cringe his face +And whine aloud for mercy ; take him hence . + +Mark Antony , + +Tug him away ; being whipp'd , +Bring him again ; this Jack of C sar's shall +Bear us an errand to him . + +You were half blasted ere I knew you : ha ! +Have I my pillow left unpress'd in Rome , +Forborne the getting of a lawful race , +And by a gem of women , to be abus'd +By one that looks on feeders ? + +Good my lord , + +You have been a boggler ever : +But when we in our viciousness grow hard , +O misery on 't !the wise gods seel our eyes ; +In our own filth drop our clear judgments ; make us +Adore our errors ; laugh at 's while we strut +To our confusion . + +O ! is't come to this ? + +I found you as a morsel , cold upon +Dead C sar's trencher ; nay , you were a fragment +Of Cneius Pompey's ; besides what hotter hours , +Unregister'd in vulgar fame , you have +Luxuriously pick'd out ; for , I am sure , +Though you can guess what temperance should be , +You know not what it is . + +Wherefore is this ? + +To let a fellow that will take rewards +And say 'God quit you !' be familiar with +My playfellow , your hand ; this kingly seal +And plighter of high hearts . O ! that I were +Upon the hill of Basan , to outroar +The horned herd ; for I have savage cause ; +And to proclaim it civilly were like +A halter'd neck , which does the hangman thank +For being yare about him . + +Is he whipp'd ? + +Soundly , my lord . + +Cried he ? and begg'd a' pardon ? + +He did ask favour . + +If that thy father live , let him repent +Thou wast not made his daughter ; and be thou sorry +To follow C sar in his triumph , since +Thou hast been whipp'd for following him : henceforth , +The white hand of a lady fever thee , +Shake thou to look on 't . Get thee back to C sar , +Tell him thy entertainment ; look , thou say +He makes me angry with him ; for he seems +Proud and disdainful , harping on what I am , +Not what he knew I was : he makes me angry ; +And at this time most easy 'tis to do 't , +When my good stars , that were my former guides , +Have empty left their orbs , and shot their fires +Into the abysm of hell . If he mislike +My speech and what is done , tell him he has +Hipparchus , my enfranched bondman , whom +He may at pleasure whip , or hang , or torture , +As he shall like , to quit me : urge it thou : +Hence with thy stripes ; be gone ! + + +Have you done yet ? + +Alack ! our terrene moon +Is now eclips'd ; and it portends alone +The fall of Antony . + +I must stay his time . + +To flatter C sar , would you mingle eyes +With one that ties his points ? + +Not know me yet ? + +Cold-hearted toward me ? + +Ah ! dear , if I be so , +From my cold heart let heaven engender hail , +And poison it in the source ; and the first stone +Drop in my neck : as it determines , so +Dissolve my life . The next C sarion smite , +Till by degrees the memory of my womb , +Together with my brave Egyptians all , +By the discandying of this pelleted storm , +Lie graveless , till the flies and gnats of Nile +Have buried them for prey ! + +I am satisfied . +C sar sits down in Alexandria , where +I will oppose his fate . Our force by land +Hath nobly held ; our sever'd navy too +Have knit again , and fleet , threat'ning most sea-like . +Where hast thou been , my heart ? Dost thou hear , lady ? +If from the field I shall return once more +To kiss these lips , I will appear in blood ; +I and my sword will earn our chronicle : +There's hope in 't yet . + +That's my brave lord ! + +I will betreble-sinew'd , hearted , breath'd , +And fight maliciously ; for when mine hours +Were nice and lucky , men did ransom lives +Of me for jests ; but now I'll set my teeth , +And send to darkness all that stop me . Come , +Let's have one other gaudy night : call to me +All my sad captains ; fill our bowls once more ; +Let's mock the midnight bell . + +It is my birth-day : +I had thought to have held it poor ; but , since my lord +Is Antony again , I will be Cleopatra . + +We will yet do well . + +Call all his noble captains to my lord . + +Do so , we'll speak to them ; and to-night I'll force +The wine peep through their scars . Come on , my queen ; +There's sap in 't yet . The next time I do fight +I'll make death love me , for I will contend +Even with his pestilent scythe . + + +Now he'll outstare the lightning . To be furious +Is to be frighted out of fear , and in that mood +The dove will peck the estridge ; and I see still , +A diminution in our captain's brain +Restores his heart . When valour preys on reason +It eats the sword it fights with . I will seek +Some way to leave him . + +He calls me boy , and chides as he had power +To beat me out of Egypt ; my messenger +He hath whipp'd with rods ; dares me to personal combat , +C sar to Antony . Let the old ruffian know +I have many other ways to die ; meantime +Laugh at his challenge . + +C sar must think , +When one so great begins to rage , he's hunted +Even to falling . Give him no breath , but now +Make boot of his distraction : never anger +Made good guard for itself . + +Let our best heads +Know that to-morrow the last of many battles +We mean to fight . Within our files there are , +Of those that serv'd Mark Antony but late , +Enough to fetch him in . See it done ; +And feast the army ; we have store to do 't , +And they have earn'd the waste . Poor Antony ! + + +He will not fight with me , Domitius . + +No . + +Why should he not ? + +He thinks , being twenty times of better fortune , +He is twenty men to one . + +To-morrow , soldier , +By sea and land I'll fight : or I will live , +Or bathe my dying honour in the blood +Shall make it live again . Woo't thou fight well ? + +I'll strike , and cry , 'Take all .' + +Well said ; come on . +Call forth my household servants ; let's to-night +Be bounteous at our meal . + + +Give me thy hand , +Thou hast been rightly honest ; so hast thou ; +Thou ; and thou , and thou : you have serv'd me well , + +And kings have been your fellows . + +What means this ? + +'Tis one of those odd tricks which sorrow shoots +Out of the mind . + +And thou art honest too . +I wish I could be made so many men , +And all of you clapp'd up together in +An Antony , that I might do you service +So good as you have done . + +The gods forbid ! + +Well , my good fellows , wait on me to-night , +Scant not my cups , and make as much of me +As when mine empire was your fellow too , +And suffer'd my command . + +What does he mean ? + +To make his followers weep . + +Tend me to-night ; +May be it is the period of your duty : +Haply , you shall not see me more ; or if , +A mangled shadow : perchance to-morrow +You'll serve another master . I look on you +As one that takes his leave . Mine honest friends , +I turn you not away ; but , like a master +Married to your good service , stay till death . +Tend me to-night two hours , I ask no more , +And the gods yield you for 't ! + +What mean you , sir , +To give them this discomfort ? Look , they weep ; +And I , an ass , am onion-ey'd : for shame , +Transform us not to women . + +Ho , ho , ho ! +Now , the witch take me , if I meant it thus ! +Grace grow where those drops fall ! My hearty friends , +You take me in too dolorous a sense , +For I spake to you for your comfort ; did desire you +To burn this night with torches . Know , my hearts , +I hope well of to-morrow ; and will lead you +Where rather I'll expect victorious life +Than death and honour . Let's to supper , come , +And drown consideration . + + +Brother , good night ; to-morrow is the day . + +It will determine one way ; fare you well . +Heard you of nothing strange about the streets ? + +Nothing . What news ? + +Belike , 'tis but a rumour . Good night to you . + +Well , sir , good night . + + +Soldiers , have careful watch . + +And you . Good night , good night . + + +Here we : + +And if to-morrow +Our navy thrive , I have an absolute hope +Our landmen will stand up . + +'Tis a brave army , +And full of purpose . + + +Peace ! what noise ? + +List , list ! + +Hark ! + +Music i' the air . + +Under the earth . + +It signs well , does it not ? + +No . + +Peace , I say ! +What should this mean ? + +'Tis the god Hercules , whom Antony lov'd , +Now leaves him . + +Walk ; let's see if other watchmen +Do hear what we do . + + +How now , masters ! + +How now ! +How now !do you hear this ? + +Ay ; is 't not strange ? + +Do you hear , masters ? do you hear ? + +Follow the noise so far as we have quarter ; +Let's see how 't will give off . + +Content .'Tis strange . + + +Eros ! mine armour , Eros ! + +Sleep a little . + +No , my chuck . Eros , come ; mine armour , Eros ! + +Come , good fellow , put mine iron on : +If Fortune be not ours to-day , it is +Because we brave her . Come . + +Nay , I'll help too . +What's this for ? + +Ah ! let be , let be ; thou art +The armourer of my heart : false , false ; this , this . + +Sooth , la ! I'll help : thus it must be . + +Well , well ; +We shall thrive now . Seest thou , my good fellow ? +Go put on thy defences . + +Briefly , sir . + +Is not this buckled well ? + +Rarely , rarely : +He that unbuckles this , till we do please +To daff 't for our repose , shall hear a storm . +Thou fumblest , Eros ; and my queen's a squire +More tight at this than thou : dispatch . O love ! +That thou couldst see my wars to-day , and knew'st +The royal occupation , thou shouldst see +A workman in 't . + + +Good morrow to thee ; welcome ; +Thou look'st like him that knows a war-like charge : +To business that we love we rise betime , + +And go to 't with delight . + +A thousand , sir , +Early though 't be , have on their riveted trim , +And at the port expect you . + +The morn is fair . Good morrow , general . + +Good morrow , general . + +'Tis well blown , lads . +This morning , like the spirit of a youth +That means to be of note , begins betimes . +So , so ; come , give me that : this way ; well said . +Fare thee well , dame , whate'er becomes of me ; +This is a soldier's kiss . + +Rebukeable +And worthy shameful check it were , to stand +On more mechanic compliment ; I'll leave thee +Now , like a man of steel . You that will fight , +Follow me close ; I'll bring you to 't . Adieu . + + +Please you , retire to your chamber . + +Lead me . +He goes forth gallantly . That he and C sar might +Determine this great war in single fight ! +Then , Antony ,but now .Well , on . + + +The gods make this a happy day to Antony ! + +Would thou and those thy scars had once prevail'd +To make me fight at land ! + +Hadst thou done so , +The kings that have revolted , and the soldier +That has this morning left thee , would have still +Follow'd thy heels . + +Who's gone this morning ? + +Who ! +One ever near thee : call for Enobarbus , +He shall not hear thee ; or from C sar's camp +Say , 'I am none of thine .' + +What sayst thou ? + +Sir , +He is with C sar . + +Sir , his chests and treasure +He has not with him . + +Is he gone ? + +Most certain . + +Go , Eros , send his treasure after ; do it ; +Detain no jot , I charge thee . Write to him +I will subscribe gentle adieus and greetings ; +Say that I wish he never find more cause +To change a master . O ! my fortunes have +Corrupted honest men . Dispatch . Enobarbus ! + + +Go forth , Agrippa , and begin the fight : +Our will is Antony be took alive ; +Make it so known . + +C sar , I shall . + + +The time of universal peace is near : +Prove this a prosperous day , the three-nook'd world +Shall bear the olive freely . + + +Antony +Is come into the field . + +Go charge Agrippa +Plant those that have revolted in the van , +That Antony may seem to spend his fury +Upon himself . + + +Alexas did revolt , and went to Jewry on +Affairs of Antony ; there did persuade +Great Herod to incline himself to C sar , +And leave his master Antony : for this pains +C sar hath hang'd him . Canidius and the rest +That fell away have entertainment , but +No honourable trust . I have done ill , +Of which I do accuse myself so sorely +That I will joy no more . + + +Enobarbus , Antony +Hath after thee sent all thy treasure , with +His bounty overplus : the messenger +Came on my guard ; and at thy tent is now +Unloading of his mules . + +I give it you . + +Mock not , Enobarbus . +I tell you true : best you saf'd the bringer +Out of the host ; I must attend mine office +Or would have done 't myself . Your emperor +Continues still a Jove . + + +I am alone the villain of the earth , +And feel I am so most . O Antony ! +Thou mine of bounty , how wouldst thou have paid +My better service , when my turpitude +Thou dost so crown with gold ! This blows my heart : +If swift thought break it not , a swifter mean +Shall outstrike thought ; but thought will do 't , I feel . +I fight against thee ! No : I will go seek +Some ditch , wherein to die ; the foul'st best fits +My latter part of life . + + +Retire , we have engag'd ourselves too far . +C sar himself has work , and our oppression +Exceeds what we expected . + +O my brave emperor , this is fought indeed ! +Had we done so at first , we had droven them home +With clouts about their heads . + +Thou bleed'st apace . + +I had a wound here that was like a T , +But now 'tis made an H . + +They do retire . + +We'll beat 'em into bench-holes : I have yet +Room for six scotches more . + + +They are beaten , sir ; and our advantage serves +For a fair victory . + +Let us score their backs , +And snatch 'em up , as we take hares , behind : +'Tis sport to maul a runner . + +I will reward thee +Once for thy sprightly comfort , and ten-fold +For thy good valour . Come thee on . + +I'll halt after . + + +We have beat him to his camp ; run one before +And let the queen know of our gests . To-morrow , +Before the sun shall see 's , we'll spill the blood +That has to-day escap'd . I thank you all ; +For doughty-handed are you , and have fought +Not as you serv'd the cause , but as 't had been +Each man's like mine ; you have shown all Hectors . +Enter the city , clip your wives , your friends , +Tell them your feats ; whilst they with joyful tears +Wash the congealment from your wounds , and kiss +The honour'd gashes whole . + +Give me thy hand : + + +To this great fairy I'll commend thy acts , +Make her thanks bless thee . O thou day o' the world ! +Chain mine arm'd neck ; leap thou , attire and all , +Through proof of harness to my heart , and there + +Ride on the pants triumphing . + +Lord of lords ! +O infinite virtue ! com'st thou smiling from +The world's great snare uncaught ? + +My nightingale , +We have beat them to their beds . What , girl ! though grey +Do something mingle with our younger brown , yet ha' we +A brain that nourishes our nerves , and can +Get goal for goal of youth . Behold this man ; +Commend unto his lips thy favouring hand : +Kiss it , my warrior : he hath fought to-day +As if a god , in hate of mankind , had +Destroy'd in such a shape . + +I'll give thee , friend , +An armour all of gold ; it was a king's . + +He has deserv'd it , were it carbuncled +Like holy Ph bus' car . Give me thy hand : +Through Alexandria make a jolly march ; +Bear our hack'd targets like the men that owe them : +Had our great palace the capacity +To camp this host , we all would sup together +And drink carouses to the next day's fate , +Which promises royal peril . Trumpeters , +With brazen din blast you the city's ear , +Make mingle with our rattling tabourines , +That heaven and earth may strike their sounds together , +Applauding our approach . + + +If we be not reliev'd within this hour , +We must return to the court of guard : the night +Is shiny , and they say we shall embattle +By the second hour i' the morn . + +This last day was +A shrewd one to 's . + + +O ! bear me witness , night , + +What man is this ? + +Stand close and list him . + +Be witness to me , O thou blessed moon , +When men revolted shall upon record +Bear hateful memory , poor Enobarbus did +Before thy face repent ! + +Enobarbus ! + +Peace ! +Hark further . + +O sovereign mistress of true melancholy , +The poisonous damp of night disponge upon me , +That life , a very rebel to my will , +May hang no longer on me ; throw my heart +Against the flint and hardness of my fault , +Which , being dried with grief , will break to powder , +And finish all foul thoughts . O Antony ! +Nobler than my revolt is infamous , +Forgive me in thine own particular ; +But let the world rank me in register +A master-leaver and a fugitive . +O Antony ! O Antony ! + + +Let's speak to him . + +Let's hear him , for the things he speaks +May concern C sar . + +Let's do so . But he sleeps . + +Swounds rather ; for so bad a prayer as his +Was never yet for sleep . + +Go we to him . + +Awake , sir , awake ! speak to us . + +Hear you , sir ? + +The Land of death hath raught him . + +Hark ! the drums +Demurely wake the sleepers . Let us bear him +To the court of guard ; he is of note : our hour +Is fully out . + +Come on , then ; +He may recover yet . + +Their preparation is to-day by sea ; +We please them not by land . + +For both , my lord . + +I would they'd fight i' the fire or i' the air ; +We'd fight there too . But this it is ; our foot +Upon the hills adjoining to the city +Shall stay with us ; order for sea is given , +They have put forth the haven , +Where their appointment we may best discover +And look on their endeavour . + +But being charg'd , we will be still by land , +Which , as I take 't , we shall ; for his best force +Is forth to man his galleys . To the vales , +And hold our best advantage ! + +Yet they are not join'd . Where yond pine does stand +I shall discover all ; I'll bring thee word +Straight how 'tis like to go . + + +Swallows have built +In Cleopatra's sails their nests ; the augurers +Say they know not , they cannot tell ; look grimly , +And dare not speak their knowledge . Antony +Is valiant , and dejected ; and , by starts , +His fretted fortunes give him hope and fear +Of what he has and has not . + +All is lost ! +This foul Egyptian hath betrayed me ; +My fleet hath yielded to the foe , and yonder +They cast their caps up and carouse together +Like friends long lost . Triple-turn'd whore ! 'tis thou +Hast sold me to this novice , and my heart +Makes only wars on thee . Bid them all fly ; +For when I am reveng'd upon my charm , +I have done all . Bid them all fly ; be gone . + +O sun ! thy uprise shall I see no more ; +Fortune and Antony part here ; even here +Do we shake hands . All come to this ? The hearts +That spaniel'd me at heels , to whom I gave +Their wishes , do discandy , melt their sweets +On blossoming C sar ; and this pine is bark'd , +That overtopp'd them all . Betray'd I am . +O this false soul of Egypt ! this grave charm , +Whose eyes beck'd forth my wars , and call'd them home , +Whose bosom was my crownet , my chief end , +Like a right gipsy , hath , at fast and loose , +Beguil'd me to the very heart of loss . +What , Eros ! Eros ! + +Ah ! thou spell . Avaunt ! + +Why is my lord enrag'd against his love ? + +Vanish , or I shall give thee thy deserving , +And blemish C sar's triumph . Let him take thee , +And hoist thee up to the shouting plebeians ; +Follow his chariot , like the greatest spot +Of all thy sex ; most monster-like , be shown +For poor'st diminutives , for doits ; and let +Patient Octavia plough thy visage up +With her prepared nails . + +'Tis well thou'rt gone , +If it be well to live ; but better 'twere +Thou fell'st into my fury , for one death +Might have prevented many . Eros , ho ! +The shirt of Nessus is upon me ; teach me , +Alcides , thou mine ancestor , thy rage ; +Let me lodge Lichas on the horns o' the moon ; +And with those hands , that grasp'd the heaviest club , +Subdue my worthiest self . The witch shall die : +To the young Roman boy she hath sold me , and I fall +Under this plot ; she dies for 't . Eros , ho ! + +Help me , my women ! O ! he is more mad +Than Telamon for his shield ; the boar of Thessaly +Was never so emboss'd . + +To the monument ! +There lock yourself , and send him word you are dead . +The soul and body rive not more in parting +Than greatness going off . + +To the monument ! +Mardian , go tell him I have slain myself ; +Say that the last I spoke was 'Antony ,' +And word it , prithee , piteously . Hence , +Mardian , and bring me how he takes my death . +To the monument ! + +Eros , thou yet behold'st me ? + +Ay , noble lord . + +Sometimes we see a cloud that's dragonish ; +A vapour sometime like a bear or lion , +A tower'd citadel , a pendant rock , +A forked mountain , or blue promontory +With trees upon 't , that nod unto the world +And mock our eyes with air : thou hast seen these signs ; +They are black vesper's pageants . + +Ay , my lord . + +That which is now a horse , even with a thought +The rack dislimns , and makes it indistinct , +As water is in water . + +It does , my lord . + +My good knave , Eros , now thy captain is +Even such a body : here I am Antony ; +Yet cannot hold this visible shape , my knave . +I made these wars for Egypt ; and the queen , +Whose heart I thought I had , for she had mine , +Which whilst it was mine had annex'd unto 't +A million more , now lost ; she , Eros , has +Pack'd cards with C sar , and false-play'd my glory +Unto an enemy's triumph . +Nay , weep not , gentle Eros ; there is left us +Ourselves to end ourselves . + + +O ! thy vile lady ; + +She has robb'd me of my sword . + +No , Antony ; +My mistress lov'd thee , and her fortunes mingled +With thine entirely . + +Hence , saucy eunuch ; peace ! +She hath betray'd me and shall die the death . + +Death of one person can be paid but once , +And that she has discharg'd . What thou wouldst do +Is done unto thy hand ; the last she spake +Was , 'Antony ! most noble Antony !' +Then in the midst a tearing groan did break +The name of Antony ; it was divided +Between her heart and lips . She render'd life , +Thy name so buried in her . + +Dead , then ? + +Dead . + +Unarm , Eros ; the long day's task is done , +And we must sleep . + +That thou depart'st hence safe , +Does pay thy labour richly ; go . + +Off , pluck off : +The seven-fold shield of Ajax cannot keep +The battery from my heart . O ! cleave , my sides ; +Heart , once be stronger than thy continent , +Crack thy frail case ! Apace , Eros , apace . +No more a soldier ; bruised pieces , go ; +You have been nobly borne . From me awhile . + +I will o'ertake thee , Cleopatra , and +Weep for my pardon . So it must be , for now +All length is torture ; since the torch is out , +Lie down , and stray no further . Now all labour +Mars what it does ; yea , very force entangles +Itself with strength ; seal then , and all is done . +Eros !I come , my queen .Eros !Stay for me : +Where souls do couch on flowers , we'll hand in hand , +And with our sprightly port make the ghosts gaze ; +Dido and her neas shall want troops , +And all the haunt be ours . Come , Eros ! Eros ! + + +What would my lord ? + +Since Cleopatra died , +I have liv'd in such dishonour , that the gods +Detest my baseness . I , that with my sword +Quarter'd the world , and o'er green Neptune's back +With ships made cities , condemn myself to lack +The courage of a woman ; less noble mind +Than she , which by her death our C sar tells +'I am conqueror of myself .' Thou art sworn , Eros , +That , when the exigent should come ,which now +Is come indeed ,when I should see behind me +The inevitable prosecution of +Disgrace and horror , that , on my command , +Thou then wouldst kill me : do 't ; the time is come . +Thou strik'st not me , 'tis C sar thou defeat'st . +Put colour in thy cheek . + +The gods withhold me ! +Shall I do that which all the Parthian darts , +Though enemy , lost aim and could not ? + +Eros , +Wouldst thou be window'd in great Rome , and see +Thy master thus with pleach'd arms , bending down +His corrigible neck , his face subdu'd +To penetrative shame , whilst the wheel'd seat +Of fortunate C sar , drawn before him , branded +His baseness that ensu'd ? + +I would not see't . + +Come , then ; for with a wound I must be cur'd . +Draw that thy honest sword , which thou hast worn +Most useful for thy country . + +O , sir ! pardon me . + +When I did make thee free , swor'st thou not then +To do this when I bade thee ? Do it at once , +Or thy precedent services are all +But accidents unpurpos'd . Draw , and come . + +Turn from me then that noble countenance , +Wherein the worship of the whole world lies . + +Lo thee ! + + +My sword is drawn . + +Then let it do at once +The thing why thou hast drawn it . + +My dear master , +My captain , and my emperor , let me say , +Before I strike this bloody stroke , farewell . + +'Tis said , man ; and farewell . + +Farewell , great chief . Shall I strike now ? + +Now , Eros . + +Why , there then ; thus do I escape the sorrow + +Of Antony's death . + +Thrice-nobler than myself ! +Thou teachest me , O valiant Eros , what +I should , and thou couldst not . My queen and Eros +Have by their brave instruction got upon me +A nobleness in record ; but I will be +A bridegroom in my death , and run into 't +As to a lover's bed . Come , then ; and , Eros , +Thy master dies thy scholar : to do thus + +I learn'd of thee . How ! not dead ? not dead ? +The guard , ho ! O ! dispatch me . + + +What's the noise ? + +I have done my work ill , friends : O ! make an end +Of what I have begun . + +The star is fallen . + +And time is at his period . + +Alas , and woe ! + +Let him that loves me strike me dead . + +Not I . + +Nor I . + +Nor any one . + + +Thy death and fortunes bid thy followers fly . +This sword but shown to C sar , with this tidings , +Shall enter me with him . + + +Where's Antony ? + +There , Diomed , there . + +Lives he ? +Wilt thou not answer , man ? + + +Art thou there , Diomed ? Draw thy sword , and give me +Sufficing strokes for death . + +Most absolute lord , +My mistress Cleopatra sent me to thee . + +When did she send thee ? + +Now , my lord . + +Where is she ? + +Lock'd in her monument . She had a prophesying fear +Of what hath come to pass ; for when she saw +Which never shall be found you did suspect +She had dispos'd with C sar , and that your rage +Would not be purg'd , she sent you word she was dead ; +But , fearing since how it might work , hath sent +Me to proclaim the truth ; and I am come , +I dread , too late . + +Too late , good Diomed . Call my guard , I prithee . + +What , ho ! the emperor's guard ! The guard , what , ho ! +Come , your lord calls ! + + +Bear me , good friends , where Cleopatra bides ; +'Tis the last service that I shall command you . + +Woe , woe are we , sir , you may not live to wear +All your true followers out . + +Most heavy day ! + +Nay , good my fellows , do not please sharp fate +To grace it with your sorrows ; bid that welcome +Which comes to punish us , and we punish it +Seeming to bear it lightly . Take me up ; +I have led you oft ; carry me now , good friends , +And have my thanks for all . + +O Charmian ! I will never go from hence . + +Be comforted , dear madam . + +No , I will not . +All strange and terrible events are welcome , +But comforts we despise ; our size of sorrow , +Proportion'd to our cause , must be as great +As that which makes it . + +How now ! is he dead ? + +His death's upon him , but not dead . +Look out o' the other side your monument ; +His guard have brought him thither . + + +O sun ! +Burn the great sphere thou mov'st in ; darkling stand +The varying star o' the world . O Antony , +Antony , Antony ! Help , Charmian , help , Iras , help ; +Help , friends below ! let's draw him hither . + +Peace ! +Not C sar's valour hath o'erthrown Antony , +But Antony's hath triumph'd on itself . + +So it should be , that none but Antony +Should conquer Antony ; but woe 'tis so ! + +I am dying , Egypt , dying ; only +I here importune death awhile , until +Of many thousand kisses the poor last +I lay upon thy lips . + +I dare not , dear , +Dear my lord , pardon ,I dare not , +Lest I be taken : not the imperious show +Of the full-fortun'd C sar ever shall +Be brooch'd with me ; if knife , drugs , serpents , have +Edge , sting , or operation , I am safe : +Your wife Octavia , with her modest eyes +And still conclusion , shall acquire no honour +Demuring upon me . But come , come , Antony , +Help me , my women ,we must draw thee up . +Assist , good friends . + +O ! quick , or I am gone . + +Here's sport indeed ! How heavy weighs my lord ! +Our strength is all gone into heaviness , +That makes the weight . Had I great Juno's power , +The strong-wing'd Mercury should fetch thee up , +And set thee by Jove's side . Yet come a little , +Wishers were ever fools . O ! come , come , come ; + +And welcome , welcome ! die where thou hastliv'd ; +Quicken with kissing ; had my lips that power , +Thus would I wear them out . + +A heavy sight ! + +I am dying , Egypt , dying : +Give me some wine , and let me speak a little . + +No , let me speak ; and let me rail so high , +That the false housewife Fortune break her wheel , +Provok'd by my offence . + +One word , sweet queen . +Of C sar seek your honour with your safety . O ! + +They do not go together . + +Gentle , hear me : +None about C sar trust , but Proculeius . + +My resolution and my hands I'll trust ; +None about C sar . + +The miserable change now at my end +Lament nor sorrow at ; but please your thoughts +In feeding them with those my former fortunes +Wherein I liv'd , the greatest prince o' the world , +The noblest ; and do now not basely die , +Not cowardly put off my helmet to +My countryman ; a Roman by a Roman +Valiantly vanquish'd . Now my spirit is going ; +I can no more . + +Noblest of men , woo 't die ? +Hast thou no care of me ? shall I abide +In this dull world , which in thy absence is +No better than a sty ? O ! see my women , + +The crown o' the earth doth melt . My lord ! +O ! wither'd is the garland of the war , +The soldier's pole is fall'n ; young boys and girls +Are level now with men ; the odds is gone , +And there is nothing left remarkable +Beneath the visiting moon . + + +O , quietness , lady ! + +She is dead too , our sovereign . + +Lady ! + +Madam ! + +O madam , madam , madam ! + +Royal Egypt ! +Empress ! + +Peace , peace , Iras ! + +No more , but e'en a woman , and commanded +By such poor passion as the maid that milks +And does the meanest chares . It were for me +To throw my sceptre at the injurious gods ; +To tell them that this world did equal theirs +Till they had stol'n our jewel . All's but naught ; +Patience is sottish , and impatience does +Become a dog that's mad ; then is it sin +To rush into the secret house of death , +Ere death dare come to us ? How do you , women ? +What , what ! good cheer ! Why , how now , Charmian ! +My noble girls ! Ah , women , women , look ! +Our lamp is spent , it's out . Good sirs , take heart ; +We'll bury him ; and then , what's brave , what's noble , +Let's do it after the high Roman fashion , +And make death proud to take us . Come , away ; +This case of that huge spirit now is cold ; +Ah ! women , women . Come ; we have no friend +But resolution , and the briefest end . + +Go to him , Dolabella , bid him yield ; +Being so frustrate , tell him he mocks +The pauses that he makes . + +C sar , I shall . + +Wherefore is that ? and what art thou that dar'st +Appear thus to us ? + +I am call'd Dercetas ; +Mark Antony I serv'd , who best was worthy +Best to be serv'd ; whilst he stood up and spoke +He was my master , and I wore my life +To spend upon his haters . If thou please +To take me to thee , as I was to him +I'll be to C sar ; if thou pleasest not , +I yield thee up my life . + +What is 't thou sayst ? + +I say , O C sar , Antony is dead . + +The breaking of so great a thing should make +A greater crack ; the round world +Should have shook lions into civil streets , +And citizens to their dens . The death of Antony +Is not a single doom ; in the name lay +A moiety of the world . + +He is dead , C sar ; +Not by a public minister of justice , +Nor by a hired knife ; but that self hand , +Which writ his honour in the acts it did , +Hath , with the courage which the heart did lend it , +Splitted the heart . This is his sword ; +I robb'd his wound of it ; behold it stain'd +With his most noble blood . + +Look you sad , friends ? +The gods rebuke me , but it is tidings +To wash the eyes of kings . + +And strange it is , +That nature must compel us to lament +Our most persisted deeds . + +His taints and honours +Wag'd equal with him . + +A rarer spirit never +Did steer humanity ; but you , gods , will give us +Some faults to make us men . C sar is touch'd . + +When such a spacious mirror's set before him , +He needs must see himself . + +O Antony ! +I have follow'd thee to this ; but we do lance +Diseases in our bodies : I must perforce +Have shown to thee such a declining day , +Or look on thine ; we could not stall together +In the whole world . But yet let me lament , +With tears as sovereign as the blood of hearts , +That thou , my brother , my competitor +In top of all design , my mate in empire , +Friend and companion in the front of war , +The arm of mine own body , and the heart +Where mine his thoughts did kindle , that our stars , +Unreconciliable , should divide +Our equalness to this . Hear me , good friends , + + +But I will tell you at some meeter season : +The business of this man looks out of him ; + +We'll hear him what he says . Whence are you ? + +A poor Egyptian yet . The queen my mistress , +Confin'd in all she has , her monument , +Of thy intents desires instruction , +That she preparedly may frame herself +To the way she's forc'd to . + +Bid her have good heart ; +She soon shall know of us , by some of ours , +How honourable and how kindly we +Determine for her ; for C sar cannot live +To be ungentle . + +So the gods preserve thee ! + + +Come hither , Proculeius . Go and say , +We purpose her no shame ; give her what comforts +The quality of her passion shall require , +Lest , in her greatness , by some mortal stroke +She do defeat us ; for her life in Rome +Would be eternal in our triumph . Go , +And with your speediest bring us what she says , +And how you find of her . + +C sar , I shall . + + +Gallus , go you along . + +To second Proculeius ? + +Dolabella ! + +Dolabella ! + +Let him alone , for I remember now +How he's employ'd , he shall in time be ready . +Go with me to my tent ; where you shall see +How hardly I was drawn into this war ; +How calm and gentle I proceeded still +In all my writings . Go with me , and see +What I can show in this . + + +My desolation does begin to make +A better life . 'Tis paltry to be C sar ; +Not being Fortune , he's but Fortune's knave , +A minister of her will ; and it is great +To do that thing that ends all other deeds , +Which shackles accidents , and bolts up change , +Which sleeps , and never palates more the dug , +The beggar's nurse and C sar's . + + +C sar sends greeting to the Queen of Egypt ; +And bids thee study on what fair demands +Thou mean'st to have him grant thee . + +What's thy name ? + +My name is Proculeius . + +Antony +Did tell me of you , bade me trust you ; but +I do not greatly care to be deceiv'd , +That have no use for trusting . If your master +Would have a queen his beggar , you must tell him , +That majesty , to keep decorum , must +No less beg than a kingdom ; if he please +To give me conquer'd Egypt for my son , +He gives me so much of mine own as I +Will kneel to him with thanks . + +Be of good cheer ; +You're fall'n into a princely hand , fear nothing . +Make your full reference freely to my lord , +Who is so full of grace , that it flows over +On all that need ; let me report to him +Your sweet dependancy , and you shall find +A conqueror that will pray in aid for kindness +Where he for grace is kneel'd to . + +Pray you , tell him +I am his fortune's vassal , and I send him +The greatness he has got . I hourly learn +A doctrine of obedience , and would gladly +Look him i' the face . + +This I'll report , dear lady : +Have comfort , for I know your plight is pitied +Of him that caus'd it . + +You see how easily she may be surpris'd . + + +Guard her till C sar come . + +Royal queen ! + +O Cleopatra ! thou art taken , queen . + +Quick , quick , good hands . + + +Hold , worthy lady , hold ! + +Do not yourself such wrong , who are in this +Reliev'd , but not betray'd . + +What , of death too , +That rids our dogs of languish ? + +Cleopatra , +Do not abuse my master's bounty by +The undoing of yourself ; let the world see +His nobleness well acted , which your death +Will never let come forth . + +Where art thou , death ? +Come hither , come ! come , come , and take a queen +Worth many babes and beggars ! + +O ! temperance , lady . + +Sir , I will eat no meat , I'll not drink , sir ; +If idle talk will once be necessary , +I'll not sleep neither . This mortal house I'll ruin , +Do C sar what he can . Know , sir , that I +Will not wait pinion'd at your master's court , +Nor once be chastis'd with the sober eye +Of dull Octavia . Shall they hoist me up +And show me to the shouting varletry +Of censuring Rome ? Rather a ditch in Egypt +Be gentle grave unto me ! rather on Nilus' mud +Lay me stark nak'd , and let the water-flies +Blow me into abhorring ! rather make +My country's high pyramides my gibbet , +And hang me up in chains ! + +You do extend +These thoughts of horror further than you shall +Find cause in C sar . + + +Proculeius , +What thou hast done thy master C sar knows , +And he hath sent for thee ; as for the queen , +I'll take her to my guard . + +So , Dolabella , +It shall content me best ; be gentle to her . + + +To C sar I will speak what you shall please , +If you'll employ me to him . + +Say , I would die . + + +Most noble empress , you have heard of me ? + +I cannot tell . + +Assuredly you know me . + +No matter , sir , what I have heard or known . +You laugh when boys or women tell their dreams ; +Is 't not your trick ? + +I understand not , madam . + +I dream'd there was an Emperor Antony : +O ! such another sleep , that I might see +But such another man . + +If it might please ye , + +His face was as the heavens , and therein stuck +A sun and moon , which kept their course , and lighted +The little O , the earth . + +Most sovereign creature , + +His legs besfrid the ocean ; his rear'd arm +Crested the world ; his voice was propertied +As all the tuned spheres , and that to friends ; +But when he meant to quail and shake the orb , +He was as rattling thunder . For his bounty , +There was no winter in 't , an autumn 'twas +That grew the more by reaping ; his delights +Were dolphin-like , they show'd his back above +The element they liv'd in ; in his livery +Walk'd crowns and crownets , realms and islands were +As plates dropp'd from his pocket . + +Cleopatra , + +Think you there was , or might be , such a man +As this I dream'd of ? + +Gentle madam , no . + +You lie , up to the hearing of the gods . +But , if there be , or ever were , one such , +It's past the size of dreaming ; nature wants stuff +To vie strange forms with fancy ; yet to imagine +An Antony were nature's piece 'gainst fancy , +Condemning shadows quite . + +Hear me , good madam . +Your loss is as yourself , great ; and you bear it +As answering to the weight : would I might never +O'ertake pursu'd success , but I do feel , +By the rebound of yours , a grief that smites +My very heart at root . + +I thank you , sir . +Know you what C sar means to do with me ? + +I am loath to tell you what I would you knew . + +Nay , pray you , sir , + +Though he be honourable , + +He'll lead me then in triumph ? + +Madam , he will ; I know 't . + +Which is the Queen of Egypt ? + +It is the emperor , madam . + + +Arise , you shall not kneel . +I pray you , rise ; rise , Egypt . + +Sir , the gods +Will have it thus ; my master and my lord +I must obey . + +Take to you no hard thoughts ; +The record of what injuries you did us , +Though written in our flesh , we shall remember +As things but done by chance . + +Sole sir o' the world , +I cannot project mine own cause so well +To make it clear ; but do confess I have +Been laden with like frailties which before +Have often sham'd our sex . + +Cleopatra , know , +We will extenuate rather than enforce : +If you apply yourself to our intents , +Which towards you are most gentle ,you shall find +A benefit in this change ; but if you seek +To lay on me a cruelty , by taking +Antony's course , you shall bereave yourself +Of my good purposes , and put your children +To that destruction which I'll guard them from , +If thereon you rely . I'll take my leave . + +And may through all the world : 'tis yours ; and we , +Your scutcheons , and your signs of conquest , shall +Hang in what place you please . Here , my good lord . + +You shall advise me in all for Cleopatra . + +This is the brief of money , plate , and jewels , +I am possess'd of : 'tis exactly valued ; +Not petty things admitted . Where's Seleucus ? + +Here , madam . + +This is my treasurer ; let him speak , my lord , +Upon his peril , that I have reserv'd +To myself nothing . Speak the truth , Seleucus . + +Madam , +I had rather seal my lips , than , to my peril , +Speak that which is not . + +What have I kept back ? + +Enough to purchase what you have made known . + +Nay , blush not , Cleopatra ; I approve +Your wisdom in the deed . + +See ! C sar ! O , behold , +How pomp is follow'd ; mine will now be yours ; +And , should we shift estates , yours would be mine . +The ingratitude of this Seleucus does +Even make me wild . O slave ! of no more trust +Than love that's hir'd . What ! goest thou back ? thou shalt +Go back , I warrant thee ; but I'll catch thine eyes , +Though they had wings : slave , soulless villain , dog ! +O rarely base ! + +Good queen , let us entreat you . + +O C sar ! what a wounding shame is this , +That thou , vouchsafing here to visit me , +Doing the honour of thy lordliness +To one so meek , that mine own servant should +Parcel the sum of my disgraces by +Addition of his envy . Say , good C sar , +That I some lady trifles have reserv'd , +Immoment toys , things of such dignity +As we greet modern friends withal ; and say , +Some nobler token I have kept apart +For Livia and Octavia , to induce +Their mediation ; must I be unfolded +With one that I have bred ? The gods ! it smites me +Beneath the fall I have . + +Prithee , go hence ; +Or I shall show the cinders of my spirits +Through the ashes of my chance . Wert thou a man , +Thou wouldst have mercy on me . + +Forbear , Seleucus . + + +Be it known that we , the greatest , are misthought +For things that others do ; and , when we fall , +We answer others' merits in our name , +Are therefore to be pitied . + +Cleopatra , +Not what you have reserv'd , nor what acknowledg'd , +Put we i' the roll of conquest : still be 't yours , +Bestow it at your pleasure ; and believe , +C sar's no merchant , to make prize with you +Of things that merchants sold . Therefore be cheer'd ; +Make not your thoughts your prisons : no , dear queen ; +For we intend so to dispose you as +Yourself shall give us counsel . Feed , and sleep : +Our care and pity is so much upon you , +That we remain your friend ; and so , adieu . + +My master , and my lord ! + +Not so . Adieu . + + +He words me , girls , he words me , that I should not +Be noble to myself : but , hark thee , Charmian . + + +Finish , good lady ; the bright day is done , +And we are for the dark . + +Hie thee again : +I have spoke already , and it is provided ; +Go , put it to the haste . + +Madam , I will . + + +Where is the queen ? + +Behold , sir . + + +Dolabella ! + +Madam , as thereto sworn by your command , +Which my love makes religion to obey , +I tell you this : C sar through Syria +Intends his journey ; and within three days +You with your children will be send before . +Make your best use of this ; I have perform'd +Your pleasure and my promise . + +Dolabella , +I shall remain your debtor . + +I your servant . +Adieu , good queen ; I must attend on C sar . + +Farewell , and thanks . + +Now , Iras , what think'st thou ? +Thou , an Egyptian puppet , shall be shown +In Rome , as well as I ; mechanic slaves +With greasy aprons , rules and hammers , shall +Uplift us to the view ; in their thick breaths , +Rank of gross diet , shall we be enclouded , +And forc'd to drink their vapour . + +The gods forbid ! + +Nay , 'tis most certain , Iras . Saucy lictors +Will catch at us , like strumpets , and scald rimers +Ballad us out o' tune ; the quick comedians +Extemporally will stage us , and present +Our Alexandrian revels . Antony +Shall be brought drunken forth , and I shall see +Some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness +I' the posture of a whore . + +O , the good gods ! + +Nay , that's certain . + +I'll never see it ; for , I am sure my nails +Are stronger than mine eyes . + +Why , that's the way +To fool their preparation , and to conquer +Their most absurd intents . + + +Now , Charmian , +Show me , my women , like a queen ; go fetch +My best attires ; I am again for Cydnus , +To meet Mark Antony . Sirrah Iras , go . +Now , noble Charmian , we'll dispatch indeed ; +And , when thou hast done this chare , I'll give thee leave +To play till doomsday . Bring our crown and all . + +Wherefore's this noise ? + +Here is a rural fellow +That will not be denied your highness' presence : +He brings you figs . + +Let him come in . + +What poor an instrument +May do a noble deed ! he brings me liberty . +My resolution's plac'd , and I have nothing +Of woman in me ; now from head to foot +I am marble-constant , now the fleeting moon +No planet is of mine . + + +This is the man . + +Avoid , and leave him . + +Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilus there , +That kills and pains not ? + +Truly , I have him ; but I would not be the party that should desire you to touch him , for his biting is immortal ; those that do die of it do seldom or never recover . + +Remember'st thou any that have died on 't ? + +Very many , men and women too . I heard of one of them no longer than yesterday ; a very honest woman , but something given to lie , as a woman should not do but in the way of honesty , how she died of the biting of it , what pain she felt . Truly , she makes a very good report o' the worm ; but he that will believe all that they say shall never be saved by half that they do . But this is most fallible , the worm's an odd worm . + +Get thee hence ; farewell . + +I wish you all joy of the worm . + + +Farewell . + +You must think this , look you , that the worm will do his kind . + +Ay , ay ; farewell . + +Look you , the worm is not to be trusted but in the keeping of wise people ; for indeed there is no goodness in the worm . + +Take thou no care ; it shall be heeded . + +Very good . Give it nothing , I pray you , for it is not worth the feeding . + +Will it eat me ? + +You must not think I am so simple but I know the devil himself will not eat a woman ; I know that a woman is a dish for the gods , if the devil dress her not . But , truly , these same whoreson devils do the gods great harm in their women , for in every ten that they make , the devils mar five . + +Well , get thee gone ; farewell . + +Yes , forsooth ; I wish you joy of the worm . + +Give me my robe , put on my crown ; I have +Immortal longings in me ; now no more +The juice of Egypt's grape shall moist this lip . +Yare , yare , good Iras ; quick . Methinks I hear +Antony call ; I see him rouse himself +To praise my noble act ; I hear him mock +The luck of C sar , which the gods give men +To excuse their after wrath : husband , I come : +Now to that name my courage prove my title ! +I am fire , and air ; my other elements +I give to baser life . So ; have you done ? +Come then , and take the last warmth of my lips . +Farewell , kind Charmian ; Iras , long farewell . + +Have I the aspic in my lips ? Dost fall ? +If thou and nature can so gently part , +The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch , +Which hurts , and is desir'd . Dost thou lie still ? +If thus thou vanishest , thou tell'st the world +It is not worth leave-taking . + +Dissolve , thick cloud , and rain ; that I may say , +The gods themselves do weep . + +This proves me base : +If she first meet the curled Antony , +He'll make demand of her , and spend that kiss +Which is my heaven to have . Come , thou mortal wretch , + +With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate +Of life at once untie ; poor venomous fool , +Be angry , and dispatch . O ! couldst thou speak , +That I might hear thee call great C sar ass +Unpolicied . + +O eastern star ! + +Peace , peace ! +Dost thou not see my baby at my breast , +That sucks the nurse asleep ? + +O , break ! O , break ! + +As sweet as balm , as soft as air , as gentle , +O Antony !Nay , I will take thee too . + +What should I stay + + +In this vile world ? So , fare thee well . +Now boast thee , death , in thy possession lies +A lass unparallel'd . Downy windows , close ; +And golden Ph bus never be beheld +Of eyes again so royal ! Your crown's awry ; +I'll mend it , and then play . + + +Where is the queen ? + +Speak softly , wake her not . + +C sar hath sent + +Too slow a messenger . + +O ! come apace , dispatch ; I partly feel thee . + +Approach , ho ! All's not well ; C sar's beguil'd . + +There's Dolabella sent from C sar ; call him . + +What work is here ! Charmian , is this well done ? + +It is well done , and fitting for a princess +Descended of so many royal kings . +Ah ! soldier . + +How goes it here ? + +All dead . + +C sar , thy thoughts +Touch their effects in this ; thyself art coming +To see perform'd the dreaded act which thou +So sought'st to hinder . + +O ! sir , you are too sure an augurer ; +That you did fear is done . + +Bravest at the last , +She levell'd at our purposes , and , being royal , +Took her own way . The manner of their deaths ? +I do not see them bleed . + +Who was last with them ? + +A simple countryman that brought her figs : +This was his basket . + +Poison'd then . + +O C sar ! +This Charmian liv'd but now ; she stood , and spake : +I found her trimming up the diadem +On her dead mistress ; tremblingly she stood , +And on the sudden dropp'd . + +O noble weakness ! +If they had swallow'd poison 'twould appear +By external swelling ; but she looks like sleep , +As she would catch another Antony +In her strong toil of grace . + +Here , on her breast , +There is a vent of blood , and something blown ; +The like is on her arm . + +This is an aspic's trail ; and these fig-leaves +Have slime upon them , such as the aspic leaves +Upon the caves of Nile . + +Most probable +That so she died ; for her physician tells me +She hath pursu'd conclusions infinite +Of easy ways to die . Take up her bed ; +And bear her women from the monument . +She shall be buried by her Antony : +No grave upon the earth shall clip in it +A pair so famous . High events as these +Strike those that make them ; and their story is +No less in pity than his glory which +Brought them to be lamented . Our army shall , +In solemn show , attend this funeral , +And then to Rome . Come , Dolabella , see +High order in this great solemnity . + +CORIOLANUS + +Before we proceed any further , hear me speak . + +Speak , speak . + +You are all resolved rather to die than to famish ? + +Resolved , resolved . + +First , you know Caius Marcius is chief enemy to the people . + +We know't , we know't . + +Let us kill him , and we'll have corn at our own price . Is't a verdict ? + +No more talking on't ; let it be done . +Away , away ! + +One word , good citizens . + +We are accounted poor citizens , the patricians good . What authority surfeits on would relieve us . If they would yield us but the superfluity , while it were wholesome , we might guess they relieved us humanely ; but they think we are too dear : the leanness that afflicts us , the object of our misery , is as an inventory to particularise their abundance ; our sufferance is a gain to them . Let us revenge this with our pikes , ere we become rakes : for the gods know I speak this in hunger for bread , not in thirst for revenge . + +Would you proceed especially against Caius Marcius ? + +Against him first : he's a very dog to the commonalty . + +Consider you what services he has done for his country ? + +Very well ; and could be content to give him good report for't , but that he pays himself with being proud . + +Nay , but speak not maliciously . + +I say unto you , what he hath done famously , he did it to that end : though soft-conscienced men can be content to say it was for his country , he did it to please his mother , and to be partly proud ; which he is , even to the altitude of his virtue . + +What he cannot help in his nature , you account a vice in him . You must in no way say he is covetous . + +If I must not , I need not be barren of accusations : he hath faults , with surplus , to tire in repetition . + +What shouts are these ? The other side o' the city is risen : why stay we prating here ? to the Capitol ! + +Come , come . + +Soft ! who comes here ? + + +Worthy Menenius Agrippa ; one that hath always loved the people . + +He's one honest enough : would all the rest were so ! + +What work's , my countrymen , in hand ? Where go you +With bats and clubs ? The matter ? Speak , I pray you . + +Our business is not unknown to the senate ; they have had inkling this fortnight what we intend to do , which now we'll show 'em in deeds . They say poor suitors have strong breaths : they shall know we have strong arms too . + +Why , masters , my good friends , mine honest neighbours , +Will you undo yourselves ? + +We cannot , sir ; we are undone already . + +I tell you , friends , most charitable care +Have the patricians of you . For your wants , +Your suffering in this dearth , you may as well +Strike at the heaven with your staves as lift them +Against the Roman state , whose course will on +The way it takes , cracking ten thousand curbs +Of more strong link asunder than can ever +Appear in your impediment . For the dearth , +The gods , not the patricians , make it , and +Your knees to them , not arms , must help . Alack ! +You are transported by calamity +Thither where more attends you ; and you slander +The helms o' the state , who care for you like fathers , +When you curse them as enemies . + +Care for us ! True , indeed ! They ne'er cared for us yet : suffer us to famish , and their storehouses crammed with grain ; make edicts for usury , to support usurers ; repeal daily any wholesome act established against the rich , and provide more piercing statutes daily to chain up and restrain the poor . If the wars eat us not up , they will ; and there's all the love they bear us . + +Either you must +Confess yourselves wondrous malicious , +Or be accus'd of folly . I shall tell you +A pretty tale : it may be you have heard it ; +But , since it serves my purpose , I will venture +To scale't a little more . + +Well , I'll hear it , sir ; yet you must not think to fob off our disgrace with a tale ; but , an't please you , deliver . + +There was a time when all the body's members +Rebell'd against the belly ; thus accus'd it : +That only like a gulf it did remain +I' the midst o' the body , idle and unactive , +Still cupboarding the viand , never bearing +Like labour with the rest , where the other instruments +Did see and hear , devise , instruct , walk , feel , +And , mutually participate , did minister +Unto the appetite and affection common +Of the whole body . The belly answer'd , + +Well , sir , what answer made the belly ? + +Sir , I shall tell you .With a kind of smile , +Which ne'er came from the lungs , but even thus +For , look you , I may make the belly smile +As well as speak it tauntingly replied +To the discontented members , the mutinous parts +That envied his receipt ; even so most fitly +As you malign our senators for that +They are not such as you . + +Your belly's answer ? What ! +The kingly crowned head , the vigilant eye , +The counsellor heart , the arm our soldier , +Our steed the leg , the tongue our trumpeter , +With other muniments and petty helps +In this our fabric , if that they + +What then ? +'Fore me , this fellow speaks ! what then ? what then ? + +Should by the cormorant belly be restrain'd , +Who is the sink o' the body , + +Well , what then ? + +The former agents , if they did complain , +What could the belly answer ? + +I will tell you ; +If you'll bestow a small , of what you have little , +Patience a while , you'll hear the belly's answer . + +You're long about it . + +Note me this , good friend ; +Your most grave belly was deliberate , +Not rash like his accusers , and thus answer'd : +'True is it , my incorporate friends ,' quoth he , +'That I receive the general food at first , +Which you do live upon ; and fit it is ; +Because I am the store-house and the shop +Of the whole body : but , if you do remember , +I send it through the rivers of your blood , +Even to the court , the heart , to the seat o' the brain ; +And , through the cranks and offices of man , +The strongest nerves and small inferior veins +From me receive that natural competency +Whereby they live . And though that all at once , +You , my good friends ,' this says the belly , mark me , + +Ay , sir ; well , well . + +'Though all at once cannot +See what I do deliver out to each , +Yet I can make my audit up , that all +From me do back receive the flour of all , +And leave me but the bran .' What say you to't ? + +It was an answer : how apply you this ? + +The senators of Rome are this good belly , +And you the mutinous members ; for , examine +Their counsels and their cares , digest things rightly +Touching the weal o' the common , you shall find +No public benefit which you receive +But it proceeds or comes from them to you , +And no way from yourselves . What do you think , +You , the great toe of this assembly ? + +I the great toe ? Why the great toe ? + +For that , being one o' the lowest , basest , poorest , +Of this most wise rebellion , thou go'st foremost : +Thou rascal , that art worst in blood to run , +Lead'st first to win some vantage . +But make you ready your stiff bats and clubs : +Rome and her rats are at the point of battle ; +The one side must have bale . + +Hail , noble Marcius ! + +Thanks .What's the matter , you dissentious rogues , +That , rubbing the poor itch of your opinion , +Make yourselves scabs ? + +We have ever your good word . + +He that will give good words to thee will flatter +Beneath abhorring . What would you have , you curs , +That like nor peace nor war ? the one affrights you , +The other makes you proud . He that trusts to you , +Where he should find you lions , finds you hares ; +Where foxes , geese : you are no surer , no , +Than is the coal of fire upon the ice , +Or hailstone in the sun . Your virtue is , +To make him worthy whose offence subdues him , +And curse that justice did it . Who deserves greatness +Deserves your hate ; and your affections are +A sick man's appetite , who desires most that +Which would increase his evil . He that depends +Upon your favours swims with fins of lead +And hews down oaks with rushes . Hang ye ! Trust ye ? +With every minute you do change a mind , +And call him noble that was now your hate , +Him vile that was your garland . What's the matter , +That in these several places of the city +You cry against the noble senate , who , +Under the gods , keep you in awe , which else +Would feed on one another ? What's their seeking ? + +For corn at their own rates ; whereof they say +The city is well stor'd . + +Hang 'em ! They say ! +They'll sit by the fire , and presume to know +What's done i' the Capitol ; who's like to rise , +Who thrives , and who declines ; side factions , and give out +Conjectural marriages ; making parties strong , +And feebling such as stand not in their liking , +Below their cobbled shoes . They say there's grain enough ! +Would the nobility lay aside their ruth , +And let me use my sword , I'd make a quarry +With thousands of these quarter'd slaves , as high +As I could pick my lance . + +Nay , these are almost thoroughly persuaded ; +For though abundantly they lack discretion , +Yet are they passing cowardly . But , I beseech you , +What says the other troop ? + +They are dissolv'd : hang 'em ! +They said they were an-hungry ; sigh'd forth proverbs : +That hunger broke stone walls ; that dogs must eat ; +That meat was made for mouths ; that the gods sent not +Corn for the rich men only . With these shreds +They vented their complainings ; which being answer'd , +And a petition granted them , a strange one , +To break the heart of generosity , +And make bold power look pale ,they threw their caps +As they would hang them on the horns o' the moon , +Shouting their emulation . + +What is granted them ? + +Five tribunes to defend their vulgar wisdoms , +Of their own choice : one's Junius Brutus , +Sicinius Velutus , and I know not 'Sdeath ! +The rabble should have first unroof'd the city , +Ere so prevail'd with me ; it will in time +Win upon power , and throw forth greater themes +For insurrection's arguing . + +This is strange . + +Go ; get you home , you fragments ! + + +Where's Caius Marcius ? + +Here : what's the matter ? + +The news is , sir , the Volsces are in arms . + +I am glad on't ; then we shall ha' means to vent +Our musty superfluity . See , our best elders . + + +Marcius , 'tis true that you have lately told us ; +The Volsces are in arms . + +They have a leader , +Tullus Aufidius , that will put you to't . +I sin in envying his nobility , +And were I anything but what I am , +I would wish me only he . + +You have fought together . + +Were half to half the world by the ears , and he +Upon my party , I'd revolt , to make +Only my wars with him : he is a lion +That I am proud to hunt . + +Then , worthy Marcius , +Attend upon Cominius to these wars . + +It is your former promise . + +Sir , it is ; +And I am constant . Titus Lartius , thou +Shalt see me once more strike at Tullus' face . +What ! art thou stiff ? stand'st out ? + +No , Caius Marcius ; +I'll lean upon one crutch and fight with t'other , +Ere stay behind this business . + +O ! true-bred . + +Your company to the Capitol ; where I know +Our greatest friends attend us . + +Lead you on : + + +Follow Cominius ; we must follow you ; +Right worthy you priority . + +Noble Marcius ! + +Hence ! to your homes ! be gone . + +Nay , let them follow : +The Volsces have much corn ; take these rats thither +To gnaw their garners . Worshipful mutiners , +Your valour puts well forth ; pray , follow . + + +Was ever man so proud as is this Marcius ? + +He has no equal . + +When we were chosen tribunes for the people , + +Mark'd you his lip and eyes ? + +Nay , but his taunts . + +Being mov'd , he will not spare to gird the gods . + +Bemock the modest moon . + +The present wars devour him ; he is grown +Too proud to be so valiant . + +Such a nature , +Tickled with good success , disdains the shadow +Which he treads on at noon . But I do wonder +His insolence can brook to be commanded +Under Cominius . + +Fame , at the which he aims , +In whom already he is well grac'd , cannot +Better be held nor more attain'd than by +A place below the first ; for what miscarries +Shall be the general's fault , though he perform +To the utmost of a man ; and giddy censure +Will then cry out of Marcius 'O ! if he +Had borne the business .' + +Besides , if things go well , +Opinion , that so sticks on Marcius , shall +Of his demerits rob Cominius . + +Come : +Half all Cominius' honours are to Marcius , +Though Marcius earn'd them not ; and all his faults +To Marcius shall be honours , though indeed +In aught he merit not . + +Let's hence and hear +How the dispatch is made ; and in what fashion , +More than his singularity , he goes +Upon this present action . + +Let's along . + + +So , your opinion is , Aufidius , +That they of Rome are enter'd in our counsels , +And know how we proceed . + +Is it not yours ? +What ever have been thought on in this state , +That could be brought to bodily act ere Rome +Had circumvention ? 'Tis not four days gone +Since I heard thence ; these are the words : I think +I have the letter here ; yes , here it is . +They have press'd a power , but it is not known +Whether for east , or west : the dearth is great ; +The people mutinous ; and it is rumour'd , +Cominius , Marcius , your old enemy , +Who is of Rome worse hated than of you , +And Titus Lartius , a most valiant Roman , +These three lead on this preparation +Whither 'tis bent : most likely 'tis for you : +Consider of it . + +Our army's in the field : +We never yet made doubt but Rome was ready +To answer us . + +Nor did you think it folly +To keep your great pretences veil'd till when +They needs must show themselves ; which in the hatching , +It seem'd , appear'd to Rome . By the discovery +We shall be shorten'd in our aim , which was +To take in many towns ere almost Rome +Should know we were afoot . + +Noble Aufidius , +Take your commission ; hie you to your bands ; +Let us alone to guard Corioli : +If they set down before's , for the remove +Bring up your army ; but , I think you'll find +They've not prepared for us . + +O ! doubt not that ; +I speak from certainties . Nay , more ; +Some parcels of their power are forth already , +And only hitherward . I leave your honours . +If we and Caius Marcius chance to meet , +'Tis sworn between us we shall ever strike +Till one can do no more . + +The gods assist you ! + +And keep your honours safe ! + +Farewell . + +Farewell . + +Farewell . + + +I pray you , daughter , sing ; or express yourself in a more comfortable sort . If my son were my husband , I would freelier rejoice in that absence wherein he won honour than in the embracements of his bed where he would show most love . When yet he was but tender-bodied and the only son of my womb , when youth with comeliness plucked all gaze his way , when for a day of kings' entreaties a mother should not sell him an hour from her beholding , I , considering how honour would become such a person , that it was no better than picture-like to hang by the wall , if renown made it not stir , was pleased to let him seek danger where he was like to find fame . To a cruel war I sent him ; from whence he returned , his brows bound with oak . I tell thee , daughter , I sprang not more in joy at first hearing he was a man-child than now in first seeing he had proved himself a man . + +But had he died in the business , madam ; how then ? + +Then , his good report should have been my son ; I therein would have found issue . Hear me profess sincerely : had I a dozen sons , each in my love alike , and none less dear than thine and my good Marcius , I had rather had eleven die nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action . + + +Madam , the Lady Valeria is come to visit you . + +Beseech you , give me leave to retire myself . + +Indeed , you shall not . +Methinks I hear hither your husband's drum , +See him pluck Aufidius down by the hair , +As children from a bear , the Volsces shunning him : +Methinks I see him stamp thus , and call thus : +'Come on , you cowards ! you were got in fear , +Though you were born in Rome .' His bloody brow +With his mail'd hand then wiping , forth he goes , +Like to a harvestman that's task'd to mow +Or all or lose his hire . + +His bloody brow ! O Jupiter ! no blood . + +Away , you fool ! it more becomes a man +Than gilt his trophy : the breasts of Hecuba , +When she did suckle Hector , look'd not lovelier +Than Hector's forehead when it spit forth blood +At Grecian swords , contemning . Tell Valeria +We are fit to bid her welcome . + + +Heavens bless my lord from fell Aufidius ! + +He'll beat Aufidius' head below his knee , +And tread upon his neck . + + +My ladies both , good day to you . + +Sweet madam . + +I am glad to see your ladyship . + +How do you both ? you are manifest housekeepers . What are you sewing here ? A fine spot , in good faith . How does your little son ? + +I thank your ladyship ; well , good madam . + +He had rather see the swords and hear a drum , than look upon his schoolmaster . + +O' my word , the father's son ; I'll swear 'tis a very pretty boy . O' my troth , I looked upon him o' Wednesday half an hour together : he has such a confirmed countenance . I saw him run after a gilded butterfly ; and when he caught it , he let it go again ; and after it again ; and over and over he comes , and up again ; catched it again : or whether his fall enraged him , or how 'twas , he did so set his teeth and tear it ; O ! I warrant , how he mammocked it ! + +One on's father's moods . + +Indeed , la , 'tis a noble child . + +A crack , madam . + +Come , lay aside your stitchery ; I must have you play the idle huswife with me this afternoon . + +No , good madam ; I will not out of doors . + +Not out of doors ! + +She shall , she shall . + +Indeed , no , by your patience ; I'll not over the threshold till my lord return from the wars . + +Fie ! you confine yourself most unreasonably . Come ; you must go visit the good lady that lies in . + +I will wish her speedy strength , and visit her with my prayers ; but I cannot go thither . + +Why , I pray you ? + +'Tis not to save labour , nor that I want love . + +You would be another Penelope ; yet , they say , all the yarn she spun in Ulysses' absence did but fill Ithaca full of moths . Come ; I would your cambric were sensible as your finger , that you might leave pricking it for pity . Come , you shall go with us . + +No , good madam , pardon me ; indeed , I will not forth . + +In truth , la , go with me ; and I'll tell you excellent news of your husband . + +O , good madam , there can be none yet . + +Verily , I do not jest with you ; there came news from him last night . + +Indeed , madam ? + +In earnest , it's true ; I heard a senator speak it . Thus it is : The Volsces have an army forth ; against whom Cominius the general is gone , with one part of our Roman power : your lord and Titus Lartius are set down before their city Corioli ; they nothing doubt prevailing and to make it brief wars . This is true , on mine honour ; and so , I pray , go with us . + +Give me excuse , good madam ; I will obey you in every thing hereafter . + +Let her alone , lady : as she is now she will but disease our better mirth . + +In troth , I think she would . Fare you well then . Come , good sweet lady . Prithee , Virgilia , turn thy solemness out o' door , and go along with us . + +No , at a word , madam ; indeed I must not . I wish you much mirth . + +Well then , farewell . + + +Yonder comes news : a wager they have met . + +My horse to yours , no . + +'Tis done . + +Agreed . + +Say , has our general met the enemy ? + +They lie in view , but have not spoke as yet . + +So the good horse is mine . + +I'll buy him of you . + +No , I'll nor sell nor give him ; lend you him I will +For half a hundred years . Summon the town . + +How far off lie these armies ? + +Within this mile and half . + +Then shall we hear their 'larum , and they ours . +Now , Mars , I prithee , make us quick in work , +That we with smoking swords may march from hence , +To help our fielded friends ! Come , blow thy blast . + +Tullus Aufidius , is he within your walls ? + +No , nor a man that fears you less than he , +That's lesser than a little . Hark , our drums + +Are bringing forth our youth : we'll break our walls , +Rather than they shall pound us up : our gates , +Which yet seem shut , we have but pinn'd with rushes ; +They'll open of themselves . Hark you , far off ! + +There is Aufidius : list , what work he makes +Amongst your cloven army . + +O ! they are at it ! + +Their noise be our instruction . Ladders , ho ! + + +They fear us not , but issue forth their city . +Now put your shields before your hearts , and fight +With hearts more proof than shields . Advance , brave Titus : +They do disdain us much beyond our thoughts , +Which makes me sweat with wrath . Come on , my fellows : +He that retires , I'll take him for a Volsce , +And he shall feel mine edge . + + +All the contagion of the south light on you , +You shames of Rome ! you herd of Boils and plagues +Plaster you o'er , that you may be abhorr'd +Further than seen , and one infect another +Against the wind a mile ! You souls of geese , +That bear the shapes of men , how have you run +From slaves that apes would beat ! Pluto and hell ! +All hurt behind ; backs red , and faces pale +With flight and agu'd fear ! Mend and charge home , +Or , by the fires of heaven , I'll leave the foe +And make my wars on you ; look to 't : come on ; +If you'll stand fast , we'll beat them to their wives , +As they us to our trenches follow'd . + + +So , now the gates are ope : now prove good seconds : +'Tis for the followers Fortune widens them , +Not for the fliers : mark me , and do the like . + + +Foolhardiness ! not I . + +Nor I . + + +See , they have shut him in . + +To the pot , I warrant him . + +What is become of Marcius ? + +Slain , sir , doubtless . + +Following the fliers at the very heels , +With them he enters ; who , upon the sudden , +Clapp'd-to their gates ; he is himself alone , +To answer all the city . + +O noble fellow ! +Who , sensibly , outdares his senseless sword , +And , when it bows , stands up . Thou art left , Marcius : +A carbuncle entire , as big as thou art , +Were not so rich a jewel . Thou wast a soldier +Even to Cato's wish , not fierce and terrible +Only in strokes ; but , with thy grim looks and +The thunder-like percussion of thy sounds , +Thou mad'st thine enemies shake , as if the world +Were feverous and did tremble . + + +Look , sir ! + +O ! 'tis Marcius ! +Let's fetch him off , or make remain alike . + + +This will I carry to Rome . + +And I this . + +A murrain on't ! I took this for silver . + +See here these movers that do prize their hours +At a crack'd drachme ! Cushions , leaden spoons , +Irons of a doit , doublets that hangmen would +Bury with those that wore them , these base slaves , +Ere yet the fight be done , pack up . Down with them ! +And hark , what noise the general makes ! To him ! +There is the man of my soul's hate , Aufidius , +Piercing our Romans : then , valiant Titus , take +Convenient numbers to make good the city , +Whilst I , with those that have the spirit , will haste +To help Cominius . + +Worthy sir , thou bleed'st ; +Thy exercise hath been too violent +For a second course of fight . + +Sir , praise me not ; +My work hath yet not warm'd me : fare you well : +The blood I drop is rather physical +Than dangerous to me : to Aufidius thus +I will appear , and fight . + +Now the fair goddess , Fortune , +Fall deep in love with thee ; and her great charms +Misguide thy opposers' swords ! Bold gentleman , +Prosperity be thy page ! + +Thy friend no less +Than those she places highest ! So , farewell . + +Thou worthiest Marcius ! + +Go , sound thy trumpet in the market-place ; +Call thither all the officers of the town , +Where they shall know our mind . Away ! + + +Breathe you , my friends : well fought ; we are come off +Like Romans , neither foolish in our stands , +Nor cowardly in retire : believe me , sirs , +We shall be charg'd again . Whiles we have struck , +By interims and conveying gusts we have heard +The charges of our friends . Ye Roman gods ! +Lead their successes as we wish our own , +That both our powers , with smiling fronts encountering , +May give you thankful sacrifice . + +Thy news ? + +The citizens of Corioli have issu'd , +And given to Lartius and to Marcius battle : +I saw our party to their trenches driven , +And then I came away . + +Though thou speak'st truth , +Methinks thou speak'st not well . How long is't since ? + +Above an hour , my lord . + +'Tis not a mile ; briefly we heard their drums : +How couldst thou in a mile confound an hour , +And bring thy news so late ? + +Spies of the Volsces +Held me in chase , that I was forc'd to wheel +Three or four miles about ; else had I , sir , +Half an hour since brought my report . + +Who's yonder , +That does appear as he were flay'd ? O gods ! +He has the stamp of Marcius ; and I have +Before-time seen him thus . + +Come I too late ? + +The shepherd knows not thunder from a tabor , +More than I know the sound of Marcius' tongue +From every meaner man . + + +Come I too late ? + +Ay , if you come not in the blood of others , +But mantled in your own . + +O ! let me clip ye +In arms as sound as when I woo'd , in heart +As merry as when our nuptial day was done , +And tapers burn'd to bedward . + +Flower of warriors . +How is't with Titus Lartius ? + +As with a man busied about decrees : +Condemning some to death , and some to exile ; +Ransoming him , or pitying , threat'ning the other ; +Holding Corioli in the name of Rome , +Even like a fawning greyhound in the leash , +To let him slip at will . + +Where is that slave +Which told me they had beat you to your trenches ? +Where is he ? Call him hither . + +Let him alone ; +He did inform the truth : but for our gentlemen , +The common file a plague ! tribunes for them ! +The mouse ne'er shunn'd the cat as they did budge +From rascals worse than they . + +But how prevail'd you ? + +Will the time serve to tell ? I do not think . +Where is the enemy ? Are you lords o' the field ? +If not , why cease you till you are so ? + +Marcius , we have at disadvantage fought , +And did retire to win our purpose . + +How lies their battle ? Know you on which side +They have plac'd their men of trust ? + +As I guess , Marcius , +Their bands i' the vaward are the Antiates , +Of their best trust ; o'er them Aufidius , +Their very heart of hope . + +I do beseech you , +By all the battles wherein we have fought , +By the blood we have shed together , by the vows +We have made to endure friends , that you directly +Set me against Aufidius and his Antiates ; +And that you not delay the present , but , +Filling the air with swords advanc'd and darts , +We prove this very hour . + +Though I could wish +You were conducted to a gentle bath , +And balms applied to you , yet dare I never +Deny your asking : take your choice of those +That best can aid your action . + +Those are they +That most are willing . If any such be here +As it were sin to doubt that love this painting +Wherein you see me smear'd ; if any fear +Lesser his person than an ill report ; +If any think brave death outweighs bad life , +And that his country's dearer than himself ; +Let him , alone , or so many so minded , +Wave thus , to express his disposition , +And follow Marcius . + +O ! me alone ? Make you a sword of me ? +If these shows be not outward , which of you +But is four Volsces ? None of you but is +Able to bear against the great Aufidius +A shield as hard as his . A certain number , +Though thanks to all , must I select from all : the rest +Shall bear the business in some other fight , +As cause will be obey'd . Please you to march ; +And four shall quickly draw out my command , +Which men are best inclin'd . + +March on , my fellows : +Make good this ostentation , and you shall +Divide in all with us . + + +So ; let the ports be guarded : keep your duties , +As I have set them down . If I do send , dispatch +Those centuries to our aid ; the rest will serve +For a short holding : if we lose the field , +We cannot keep the town . + +Fear not our care , sir . + +Hence , and shut your gates upon us . +Our guider , come ; to the Roman camp conduct us . + + +I'll fight with none but thee ; for I do hate thee +Worse than a promise-breaker . + +We hate alike : +Not Afric owns a serpent I abhor +More than thy fame and envy . Fix thy foot . + +Let the first budger die the other's slave , +And the gods doom him after ! + +If I fly , Marcius , +Halloo me like a hare . + +Within these three hours , Tullus , +Alone I fought in your Corioli walls , +And made what work I pleas'd ; 'tis not my blood +Wherein thou seest me mask'd ; for thy revenge +Wrench up thy power to the highest . + +Wert thou the Hector +That was the whip of your bragg'd progeny , +Thou shouldst not 'scape me here . + +Officious , and not valiant , you have sham'd me +In your condemned seconds . + + +If I should tell thee o'er this thy day's work , +Thou'lt not believe thy deeds : but I'll report it +Where senators shall mingle tears with smiles , +Where great patricians shall attend and shrug , +I' the end , admire ; where ladies shall be frighted , +And , gladly quak'd , hear more ; where the dull Tribunes , +That , with the fusty plebeians , hate thine honours , +Shall say , against their hearts , +'We thank the gods our Rome hath such a soldier !' +Yet cam'st thou to a morsel of this feast , +Having fully din'd before . + + +O general , +Here is the steed , we the caparison : +Hadst thou beheld + +Pray now , no more : my mother , +Who has a charter to extol her blood , +When she does praise me grieves me . I have done +As you have done ; that's what I can ; induc'd +As you have been ; that's for my country : +He that has but effected his good will +Hath overta'en mine act . + +You shall not be +The grave of your deserving ; Rome must know +The value of her own : 'twere a concealment +Worse than a theft , no less than a traducement , +To hide your doings ; and to silence that , +Which , to the spire and top of praises vouch'd , +Would seem but modest . Therefore , I beseech you , +In sign of what you are , not to reward +What you have done ,before our army hear me . + +I have some wounds upon me , and they smart +To hear themselves remember'd . + +Should they not . +Well might they fester 'gainst ingratitude , +And tent themselves with death . Of all the horses , +Whereof we have ta'en good , and good store , of all +The treasure , in this field achiev'd and city , +We render you the tenth ; to be ta'en forth , +Before the common distribution , +At your only choice . + +I thank you , general ; +But cannot make my heart consent to take +A bribe to pay my sword : I do refuse it ; +And stand upon my common part with those +That have beheld the doing . + +May these same instruments , which you profane , +Never sound more ! When drums and trumpets shall +I' the field prove flatterers , let courts and cities be +Made all of false-fac'd soothing ! +When steel grows soft as is the parasite's silk , +Let him be made a coverture for the wars ! +No more , I say ! For that I have not wash'd +My nose that bled , or foil'd some debile wretch , +Which , without note , here's many else have done , +You shout me forth +In acclamations hyperbolical ; +As if I lov'd my little should be dieted +In praises sauc'd with lies . + +Too modest are you ; +More cruel to your good report than grateful +To us that give you truly . By your patience , +If 'gainst yourself you be incens'd , we'll put you , +Like one that means his proper harm , in manacles , +Then reason safely with you . Therefore , be it known , +As to us , to all the world , that Caius Marcius +Wears this war's garland ; in token of the which , +My noble steed , known to the camp , I give him , +With all his trim belonging ; and from this time , +For what he did before Corioli , call him , +With all the applause and clamour of the host , +The addition nobly ever ! + +Caius Marcius Coriolanus ! + + +I will go wash ; +And when my face is fair , you shall perceive +Whether I blush , or no : howbeit , I thank you . +I mean to stride your steed , and at all times +To undercrest your good addition +To the fairness of my power . + +So , to our tent ; +Where , ere we do repose us , we will write +To Rome of our success . You , Titus Lartius , +Must to Corioli back : send us to Rome +The best , with whom we may articulate , +For their own good and ours . + +I shall , my lord . + +The gods begin to mock me . I , that now +Refus'd most princely gifts , am bound to beg +Of my lord general . + +Take it ; 'tis yours . What is't ? + +I sometime lay here in Corioli +At a poor man's house ; he us'd me kindly : +He cried to me ; I saw him prisoner ; +But then Aufidius was within my view , +And wrath o'erwhelm'd my pity : I request you +To give my poor host freedom . + +O ! well begg'd ! +Were he the butcher of my son , he should +Be free as is the wind . Deliver him , Titus . + +Marcius , his name ? + +By Jupiter ! forgot . +I am weary ; yea , my memory is tir'd . +Have we no wine here ? + +Go we to our tent : +The blood upon your visage dries ; 'tis time +It should be look'd to : come . + +The town is ta'en ! + +'Twill be deliver'd back on good condition . + +Condition ! +I would I were a Roman ; for I cannot , +Being a Volsce , be that I am . Condition ! +What good condition can a treaty find +I' the part that is at mercy ? Five times , Marcius , +I have fought with thee ; so often hast thou beat me , +And wouldst do so , I think , should we encounter +As often as we eat . By the elements , +If e'er again I meet him beard to beard , +He is mine , or I am his : mine emulation +Hath not that honour in't it had ; for where +I thought to crush him in an equal force +True sword to sword I'll potch at him some way +Or wrath or craft may get him . + +He's the devil . + +Bolder , though not so subtle . My valour's poison'd +With only suffering stain by him ; for him +Shall fly out of itself . Nor sleep nor sanctuary , +Being naked , sick , nor fane nor Capitol , +The prayers of priests , nor times of sacrifice , +Embarquements all of fury , shall lift up +Their rotten privilege and custom 'gainst +My hate to Marcius . Where I find him , were it +At home , upon my brother's guard , even there +Against the hospitable canon , would I +Wash my fierce hand in 's heart . Go you to the city ; +Learn how 'tis held , and what they are that must +Be hostages for Rome . + +Will not you go ? + +I am attended at the cypress grove : I pray you +'Tis south the city mills bring me word thither +How the world goes , that to the pace of it +I may spur on my journey . + +I shall , sir . + +The augurer tells me we shall have news to-night . + +Good or bad ? + +Not according to the prayer of the people , for they love not Marcius . + +Nature teaches beasts to know their friends . + +Pray you , who does the wolf love ? + +The lamb . + +Ay , to devour him ; as the hungry plebeians would the noble Marcius . + +He's a lamb indeed , that baes like a bear . + +He's a bear indeed , that lives like a lamb . You two are old men ; tell me one thing that I shall ask you . + +Well , sir . + +Well , sir . + +In what enormity is Marcius poor in , that you two have not in abundance ? + +He's poor in no one fault , but stored with all . + +Especially in pride . + +And topping all others in boasting . + +This is strange now : do you two know how you are censured here in the city , I mean of us o' the right hand file ? Do you ? + +Why , how are we censured ? + +Because you talk of pride now ,Will you not be angry ? + +Well , well , sir ; well . + +Why , 'tis no great matter ; for a very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience : give your dispositions the reins , and be angry at your pleasures ; at the least , if you take it as a pleasure to you in being so . You blame Marcius for being proud ? + +We do it not alone , sir . + +I know you can do very little alone ; for your helps are many , or else your actions would grow wondrous single : your abilities are too infant-like , for doing much alone . You talk of pride : O ! that you could turn your eyes towards the napes of your necks , and make but an interior survey of your good selves . O ! that you could . + +What then , sir ? + +Why , then you should discover a brace of unmeriting , proud , violent , testy magistrates alias fools as any in Rome . + +Menenius , you are known well enough too . + +I am known to be a humorous patrician , and one that loves a cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't ; said to be something imperfect in favouring the first complaint ; hasty and tinder-like upon too trivial motion ; one that converses more with the buttock of the night than with the forehead of the morning . What I think I utter , and spend my malice in my breath . Meeting two such wealsmen as you are ,I cannot call you Lycurguses ,if the drink you give me touch my palate adversely , I make a crooked face at it . I cannot say your worships have delivered the matter well when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables ; and though I must be content to bear with those that say you are reverend grave men , yet they lie deadly that tell you have good faces . If you see this in the map of my microcosm , follows it that I am known well enough too ? What harm can your bisson conspectuities glean out of this character , if I be known well enough too ? + +Come , sir , come , we know you well enough . + +You know neither me , yourselves , nor anything . You are ambitious for poor knaves' caps and legs : you wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange-wife and a fosset-seller , and then rejourn the controversy of three-pence to a second day of audience . When you are hearing a matter between party and party , if you chance to be pinched with the colic , you make faces like mummers , set up the bloody flag against all patience , and , in roaring for a chamber-pot , dismiss the controversy bleeding , the more entangled by your hearing : all the peace you make in their cause is , calling both the parties knaves . You are a pair of strange ones . + +Come , come , you are well understood to be a perfecter giber for the table than a necessary bencher in the Capitol . + +Our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are . When you speak best unto the purpose it is not worth the wagging of your beards ; and your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion , or to be entombed in an ass's pack-saddle . Yet you must be saying Marcius is proud ; who , in a cheap estimation , is worth all your predecessors since Deucalion , though peradventure some of the best of 'em were hereditary hangmen . Good den to your worships : more of your conversation would infect my brain , being the herdsmen of the beastly plebeians : I will be bold to take my leave of you . + + +How now , my as fair as noble ladies ,and the moon , were she earthly , no nobler ,whither do you follow your eyes so fast ? + +Honourable Menenius , my boy Marcius approaches ; for the love of Juno , let's go . + +Ha ! Marcius coming home ? + +Ay , worthy Menenius ; and with most prosperous approbation . + +Take my cap , Jupiter , and I thank thee . Hoo ! Marcius coming home ! + +Nay , 'tis true . + +Nay , 'tis true . + +Look , here's a letter from him : the state hath another , his wife another ; and , I think , there's one at home for you . + +I will make my very house reel to-night . A letter for me ! + +Yes , certain , there's a letter for you ; I saw it . + +A letter for me ! It gives me an estate of seven years' health ; in which time I will make a lip at the physician : the most sovereign prescription in Galen is but empiricutic , and , to this preservative , of no better report than a horse-drench . Is he not wounded ? he was wont to come home wounded . + +O ! no , no , no . + +O ! he is wounded , I thank the gods for't . + +So do I too , if it be not too much . Brings a' victory in his pocket ? The wounds become him . + +On 's brows , Menenius ; he comes the third time home with the oaken garland . + +Has he disciplined Aufidius soundly ? + +Titus Lartius writes they fought together , but Aufidius got off . + +And 'twas time for him too , I'll warrant him that : an he had stayed by him I would not have been so fidiused for all the chests in Corioli , and the gold that's in them . Is the senate possessed of this ? + +Good ladies , let's go . Yes , yes , yes ; the senate has letters from the general , wherein he gives my son the whole name of the war . He hath in this action outdone his former deeds doubly . + +In troth there's wondrous things spoke of him . + +Wondrous ! ay , I warrant you , and not without his true purchasing . + +The gods grant them true ! + +True ! pow , wow . + +True ! I'll be sworn they are true . Where is he wounded ? + + +Where is he wounded ? + +I' the shoulder , and i' the left arm : there will be large cicatrices to show the people when he shall stand for his place . He received in the repulse of Tarquin seven hurts i' the body . + +One i' the neck , and two i' the thigh , there's nine that I know . + +He had , before this last expedition , twenty-five wounds upon him . + +Now , it's twenty-seven : every gash was an enemy's grave . + +Hark ! the trumpets . + +These are the ushers of Marcius : before him he carries noise , and behind him he leaves tears : +Death , that dark spirit , in 's nervy arm doth lie ; +Which , being advanc'd , declines , and then men die . + + +Know , Rome , that all alone Marcius did fight +Within Corioli gates : where he hath won , +With fame , a name to Caius Marcius ; these +In honour follows Coriolanus . +Welcome to Rome , renowned Coriolanus ! + + +Welcome to Rome , renowned Coriolanus ! + +No more of this ; it does offend my heart : +Pray now , no more . + +Look , sir , your mother ! + +O ! +You have , I know , petition'd all the gods +For my prosperity . + + +Nay , my good soldier , up ; +My gentle Marcius , worthy Caius , and +By deed-achieving honour newly nam'd , +What is it ?Coriolanus must I call thee ? +But O ! thy wife ! + +My gracious silence , hail ! +Wouldst thou have laugh'd had I come coffin'd home , +That weep'st to see me triumph ? Ah ! my dear , +Such eyes the widows in Corioli wear , +And mothers that lack sons . + +Now , the gods crown thee ! + +And live you yet ? + +O my sweet lady , pardon . + +I know not where to turn : O ! welcome home ; +And welcome , general ; and ye're welcome all . + +A hundred thousand welcomes : I could weep , +And I could laugh ; I am light , and heavy . Welcome . +A curse begnaw at very root on 's heart +That is not glad to see thee ! You are three +That Rome should dote on ; yet , by the faith of men , +We have some old crab-trees here at home that will not +Be grafted to your relish . Yet , welcome , warriors ! +We call a nettle but a nettle , and +The faults of fools but folly . + +Ever right . + +Menenius , ever , ever . + +Give way there , and go on ! + +Your hand , and yours : +Ere in our own house I do shade my head , +The good patricians must be visited ; +From whom I have receiv'd not only greetings , +But with them change of honours . + +I have liv'd +To see inherited my very wishes , +And the buildings of my fancy : only +There's one thing wanting , which I doubt not but +Our Rome will cast upon thee . + +Know , good mother , +I had rather be their servant in my way +Than sway with them in theirs . + +On , to the Capitol ! + + +All tongues speak of him , and the bleared sights +Are spectacled to see him : your prattling nurse +Into a rapture lets her baby cry +While she chats him : the kitchen malkin pins +Her richest lockram 'bout her reechy neck , +Clambering the walls to eye him : stalls , bulks , windows , +Are smother'd up , leads fill'd , and ridges hors'd +With variable complexions , all agreeing +In earnestness to see him : seld-shown flamens +Do press among the popular throngs , and puff +To win a vulgar station : our veil'd dames +Commit the war of white and damask in +Their nicely-gawded cheeks to the wanton spoil +Of Ph bus' burning kisses : such a pother +As if that whatsoever god who leads him +Were slily crept into his human powers , +And gave him graceful posture . + +On the sudden +I warrant him consul . + +Then our office may , +During his power , go sleep . + +He cannot temperately transport his honours +From where he should begin and end , but will +Lose those he hath won . + +In that there's comfort . + +Doubt not , the commoners , for whom we stand , +But they upon their ancient malice will +Forget with the least cause these his new honours , +Which that he'll give them , make I as little question +As he is proud to do't . + +I heard him swear , +Were he to stand for consul , never would he +Appear i' the market-place , nor on him put +The napless vesture of humility ; +Nor , showing , as the manner is , his wounds +To the people , beg their stinking breaths . + +'Tis right . + +It was his word . O ! he would miss it rather +Than carry it but by the suit o' the gentry to him +And the desire of the nobles . + +I wish no better +Than have him hold that purpose and to put it +In execution . + +'Tis most like he will . + +It shall be to him then , as our good wills , +A sure destruction . + +So it must fall out +To him or our authorities . For an end , +We must suggest the people in what hatred +He still hath held them ; that to his power he would +Have made them mules , silenc'd their pleaders , and +Dispropertied their freedoms ; holding them , +In human action and capacity , +Of no more soul nor fitness for the world +Than camels in the war ; who have their provand +Only for bearing burdens , and sore blows +For sinking under them . + +This , as you say , suggested +At some time when his soaring insolence +Shall teach the people which time shall not want , +If he be put upon 't ; and that's as easy +As to set dogs on sheep will be his fire +To kindle their dry stubble ; and their blaze +Shall darken him for ever . + + +What's the matter ? + +You are sent for to the Capitol . 'Tis thought +That Marcius shall be consul . +I have seen the dumb men throng to see him , and +The blind to hear him speak : matrons flung gloves , +Ladies and maids their scarfs and handkerchers +Upon him as he pass'd ; the nobles bended , +As to Jove's statue , and the commons made +A shower and thunder with their caps and shouts : +I never saw the like . + +Let's to the Capitol ; +And carry with us ears and eyes for the time , +But hearts for the event . + +Have with you . + + +Come , come , they are almost here . +How many stand for consulships ? + +Three , they say ; but 'tis thought of every one Coriolanus will carry it . + +That's a brave fellow ; but he's vengeance proud , and loves not the common people . + +Faith , there have been many great men that have flattered the people , who ne'er loved them ; and there be many that they have loved , they know not wherefore : so that if they love they know not why , they hate upon no better a ground . Therefore , for Coriolanus neither to care whether they love or hate him manifests the true knowledge he has in their disposition ; and out of his noble carelessness lets them plainly see't . + +If he did not care whether he had their love or no , he waved indifferently 'twixt doing them neither good nor harm ; but he seeks their hate with greater devotion than they can render it him ; and leaves nothing undone that may fully discover him their opposite . Now , to seem to affect the malice and displeasure of the people is as bad as that which he dislikes , to flatter them for their love . + +He hath deserved worthily of his country ; and his ascent is not by such easy degrees as those who , having been supple and courteous to the people , bonneted , without any further deed to have them at all into their estimation and report ; but he hath so planted his honours in their eyes , and his actions in their hearts , that for their tongues to be silent , and not confess so much , were a kind of ingrateful injury ; to report otherwise , were a malice , that , giving itself the lie , would pluck reproof and rebuke from every ear that heard it . + +No more of him ; he is a worthy man : make way , they are coming . + +Having determin'd of the Volsces , and +To send for Titus Lartius , it remains , +As the main point of this our after-meeting , +To gratify his noble service that +Hath thus stood for his country : therefore , please you , +Most reverend and grave elders , to desire +The present consul , and last general +In our well-found successes , to report +A little of that worthy work perform'd +By Caius Marcius Coriolanus , whom +We meet here both to thank and to remember +With honours like himself . + +Speak , good Cominius : +Leave nothing out for length , and make us think +Rather our state's defective for requital , +Than we to stretch it out . + +Masters o' the people , +We do request your kindest ears , and , after , +Your loving motion toward the common body , +To yield what passes here . + +We are convented +Upon a pleasing treaty , and have hearts +Inclinable to honour and advance +The theme of our assembly . + +Which the rather +We shall be bless'd to do , if he remember +A kinder value of the people than +He hath hereto priz'd them at . + +That's off , that's off ; +I would you rather had been silent . Please you +To hear Cominius speak ? + +Most willingly ; +But yet my caution was more pertinent +Than the rebuke you give it . + +He loves your people ; +But tie him not to be their bedfellow . +Worthy Cominius , speak . + +Nay , keep your place . + +Sit , Coriolanus ; never shame to hear +What you have nobly done . + +Your honours' pardon : +I had rather have my wounds to heal again +Than hear say how I got them . + +Sir , I hope +My words disbench'd you not . + +No , sir : yet oft , +When blows have made me stay , I fled from words . +You sooth'd not , therefore hurt not . But your people , +I love them as they weigh . + +Pray now , sit down . + +I had rather have one scratch my head i' the sun +When the alarum were struck than idly sit +To hear my nothings monster'd . + + +Masters of the people , +Your multiplying spawn how can he flatter , +That's thousand to one good one ,when you now see +He had rather venture all his limbs for honour +Than one on 's ears to hear it . Proceed , Cominius . + +I shall lack voice : the deeds of Coriolanus +Should not be utter'd feebly . It is held +That valour is the chiefest virtue , and +Most dignifies the haver : if it be , +The man I speak of cannot in the world +Be singly counterpois'd . At sixteen years , +When Tarquin made a head for Rome , he fought +Beyond the mark of others ; our then dictator , +Whom with all praise I point at , saw him fight , +When with his Amazonian chin he drove +The bristled lips before him . He bestrid +An o'er-press'd Roman , and i' the consul's view +Slew three opposers : Tarquin's self he met , +And struck him on his knee : in that day's feats , +When he might act the woman in the scene , +He prov'd best man i' the field , and for his meed +Was brow-bound with the oak . His pupil age +Man-enter'd thus , he waxed like a sea , +And in the brunt of seventeen battles since +He lurch'd all swords of the garland . For this last , +Before and in Corioli , let me say , +I cannot speak him home : he stopp'd the fliers , +And by his rare example made the coward +Turn terror into sport : as weeds before +A vessel under sail , so men obey'd , +And fell below his stem : his sword , death's stamp , +Where it did mark , it took ; from face to foot +He was a thing of blood , whose every motion +Was tim'd with dying cries : alone he enter'd +The mortal gate of the city , which he painted +With shunless destiny ; aidless came off , +And with a sudden re-enforcement struck +Corioli like a planet . Now all's his : +When by and by the din of war 'gan pierce +His ready sense ; then straight his doubled spirit +Re-quicken'd what in flesh was fatigate , +And to the battle came he ; where he did +Run reeking o'er the lives of men , as if +'Twere a perpetual spoil ; and till we call'd +Both field and city ours , he never stood +To ease his breast with panting . + +Worthy man ! + +He cannot but with measure fit the honours +Which we devise him . + +Our spoils he kick'd at , +And look'd upon things precious as they were +The common muck o' the world : he covets less +Than misery itself would give ; rewards +His deeds with doing them , and is content +To spend the time to end it . + +He's right noble : +Let him be call'd for . + +Call Coriolanus . + +He doth appear . + + +The senate , Coriolanus , are well pleas'd +To make thee consul . + +I do owe them still +My life and services . + +It then remains +That you do speak to the people . + +I do beseech you , +Let me o'erleap that custom , for I cannot +Put on the gown , stand naked , and entreat them , +For my wounds' sake , to give their suffrage : please you , +That I may pass this doing . + +Sir , the people +Must have their voices ; neither will they bate +One jot of ceremony . + +Put them not to 't : +Pray you , go fit you to the custom , and +Take to you , as your predecessors have , +Your honour with your form . + +It is a part +That I shall blush in acting , and might well +Be taken from the people . + +Mark you that ? + +To brag unto them , thus I did , and thus ; +Show them the unaching scars which I should hide , +As if I had receiv'd them for the hire +Of their breath only ! + +Do not stand upon't . +We recommend to you , tribunes of the people , +Our purpose to them ; and to our noble consul +Wish we all joy and honour . + +To Coriolanus come all joy and honour ! + + +You see how he intends to use the people . + +May they perceive 's intent ! He will require them , +As if he did contemn what he requested +Should be in them to give . + +Come ; we'll inform them +Of our proceedings here : on the market-place +I know they do attend us . + + +Once , if he do require our voices , we ought not to deny him . + +We may , sir , if we will . + +We have power in ourselves to do it , but it is a power that we have no power to do ; for if he show us his wounds , and tell us his deeds , we are to put our tongues into those wounds and speak for them ; so , if he tell us his noble deeds , we must also tell him our noble acceptance of them . Ingratitude is monstrous , and for the multitude to be ingrateful were to make a monster of the multitude ; of the which , we being members , should bring ourselves to be monstrous members . + +And to make us no better thought of , a little help will serve ; for once we stood up about the corn , he himself stuck not to call us the many-headed multitude . + +We have been called so of many ; not that our heads are some brown , some black , some abram , some bald , but that our wits are so diversely coloured : and truly I think , if all our wits were to issue out of one skull , they would fly east , west , north , south ; and their consent of one direct way should be at once to all the points o' the compass . + +Think you so ? Which way do you judge my wit would fly ? + +Nay , your wit will not so soon out as another man's will ; 'tis strongly wedged up in a block-head ; but if it were at liberty , 'twould , sure , southward . + +Why that way ? + +To lose itself in a fog ; where being three parts melted away with rotten dews , the fourth would return for conscience' sake , to help to get thee a wife . + +You are never without your tricks . you may , you may . + +Are you all resolved to give your voices ? But that's no matter , the greater part carries it . I say , if he would incline to the people , there was never a worthier man . + +Here he comes , and in a gown of humility mark his behaviour . We are not to stay all together , but to come by him where he stands , by ones , by twos , and by threes . He's to make his requests by particulars ; wherein every one of us has a single honour , in giving him our own voices with our own tongues : therefore follow me , and I'll direct you how you shall go by him . + +Content , content . + + +O , sir , you are not right : have you not known +The worthiest men have done't ? + +What must I say ? +'I pray , sir ,' Plague upon't ! I cannot bring +My tongue to such a pace . 'Look , sir , my wounds ! +I got them in my country's service , when +Some certain of your brethren roar'd and ran +From the noise of our own drums .' + +O me ! the gods ! +You must not speak of that : you must desire them +To think upon you . + +Think upon me ! Hang 'em ! +I would they would forget me , like the virtues +Which our divines lose by 'em . + +You'll mar all : +I'll leave you . Pray you , speak to 'em , I pray you , +In wholesome manner . + +Bid them wash their faces , +And keep their teeth clean . + +So , here comes a brace . + +You know the cause , sir , of my standing here ? + +We do , sir ; tell us what hath brought you to 't . + +Mine own desert . + +Your own desert ! + +Ay , not mine own desire . + +How ! not your own desire ? + +No , sir , 'twas never my desire yet to trouble the poor with begging . + +You must think , if we give you any thing , we hope to gain by you . + +Well , then , I pray , your price o' the consulship ? + +The price is , to ask it kindly . + +Kindly ! sir , I pray , let me ha 't : I have wounds to show you , which shall be yours in private . Your good voice , sir ; what say you ? + +You shall ha 't , worthy sir . + +A match , sir . There is in all two worthy voices begged . I have your alms : adieu . + +But this is something odd . + +An 'twere to give again ,but 'tis no matter . + +Pray you now , if it may stand with the tune of your voices that I may be consul , I have here the customary gown . + +You have deserved nobly of your country , and you have not deserved nobly . + +Your enigma ? + +You have been a scourge to her enemies , you have been a rod to her friends ; you have not indeed loved the common people . + +You should account me the more virtuous that I have not been common in my love . I will , sir , flatter my sworn brother the people , to earn a dearer estimation of them ; 'tis a condition they account gentle : and since the wisdom of their choice is rather to have my hat than my heart , I will practise the insinuating nod , and be off to them most counterfeitly ; that is , sir , I will counterfeit the bewitchment of some popular man , and give it bountifully to the desirers . Therefore , beseech you , I may be consul . + +We hope to find you our friend , and therefore give you our voices heartily . + +You have received many wounds for your country . + +I will not seal your knowledge with showing them . I will make much of your voices , and so trouble you no further . + +The gods give you joy , sir , heartily ! + + +Most sweet voices ! +Better it is to die , better to starve , +Than crave the hire which first we do deserve . +Why in this woolvish toge should I stand here , +To beg of Hob and Dick , that do appear , +Their needless vouches ? Custom calls me to 't : +What custom wills , in all things should we do 't , +The dust on antique time would lie unswept , +And mountainous error be too highly heap'd +For truth to o'er-peer . Rather than fool it so , +Let the high office and the honour go +To one that would do thus . I am half through ; +The one part suffer'd , the other will I do . +Here come more voices . + + +Your voices : for your voices I have fought ; +Watch'd for your voices ; for your voices bear +Of wounds two dozen odd ; battles thrice six +I have seen and heard of ; for your voices have +Done many things , some less , some more ; your voices : + +Indeed , I would be consul . + +He has done nobly , and cannot go without any honest man's voice . + +Therefore let him be consul . The gods give him joy , and make him good friend to the people ! + +Amen , amen . +God save thee , noble consul ! + + +Worthy voices ! + + +You have stood your limitation ; and the tribunes +Endue you with the people's voice : remains +That , in the official marks invested , you +Anon do meet the senate . + +Is this done ? + +The custom of request you have discharg'd : +The people do admit you , and are summon'd +To meet anon , upon your approbation . + +Where ? at the senate-house ? + +There , Coriolanus . + +May I change these garments ? + +You may , sir . + +That I'll straight do ; and , knowing myself again , +Repair to the senate-house . + +I'll keep you company . Will you along ? + +We stay here for the people . + +Fare you well . + +He has it now ; and by his looks , methinks , +'Tis warm at's heart . + +With a proud heart he wore +His humble weeds . Will you dismiss the people ? + + +How now , my masters ! have you chose this man ? + +He has our voices , sir . + +We pray the gods he may deserve your love . + +Amen , sir . To my poor unworthy notice , +He mock'd us when he begg'd our voices . + +Certainly , +He flouted us downright . + +No , 'tis his kind of speech ; he did not mock us . + +Not one amongst us , save yourself , but says +He used us scornfully : he should have show'd us +His marks of merit , wounds receiv'd for's country . + +Why , so he did , I am sure . + +No , no ; no man saw 'em . + +He said he had wounds , which he could show in private ; +And with his hat , thus waving it in scorn , +'I would be consul ,' says he : 'aged custom , +But by your voices , will not so permit me ; +Your voices therefore :' when we granted that , +Here was , 'I thank you for your voices , thank you , +Your most sweet voices : now you have left your voices +I have no further with you .' Was not this mockery ? + +Why , either were you ignorant to see 't , +Or , seeing it , of such childish friendliness +To yield your voices ? + +Could you not have told him +As you were lesson'd , when he had no power , +But was a petty servant to the state , +He was your enemy , ever spake against +Your liberties and the charters that you bear +I' the body of the weal ; and now , arriving +A place of potency and sway o' the state , +If he should still malignantly remain +Fast foe to the plebeii , your voices might +Be curses to yourselves ? You should have said +That as his worthy deeds did claim no less +Than what he stood for , so his gracious nature +Would think upon you for your voices and +Translate his malice towards you into love , +Standing your friendly lord . + +Thus to have said , +As you were fore-advis'd , had touch'd his spirit +And tried his inclination ; from him pluck'd +Either his gracious promise , which you might , +As cause had call'd you up , have held him to ; +Or else it would have gall'd his surly nature , +Which easily endures not article +Tying him to aught ; so , putting him to rage , +You should have ta'en the advantage of his choler , +And pass'd him unelected . + +Did you perceive +He did solicit you in free contempt +When he did need your loves , and do you think +That his contempt shall not be bruising to you +When he hath power to crush ? Why , had your bodies +No heart among you ? or had you tongues to cry +Against the rectorship of judgment ? + +Have you +Ere now denied the asker ? and now again +Of him that did not ask , but mock , bestow +Your su'd-for tongues ? + +He's not confirm'd ; we may deny him yet . + +And will deny him : +I'll have five hundred voices of that sound . + +Ay , twice five hundred and their friends to piece 'em . + +Get you hence instantly , and tell those friends , +They have chose a consul that will from them take +Their liberties ; make them of no more voice +Than dogs that are as often beat for barking +As therefore kept to do so . + +Let them assemble ; +And , on a safer judgment , all revoke +Your ignorant election . Enforce his pride , +And his old hate unto you ; besides , forget not +With what contempt he wore the humble weed ; +How in his suit he scorn'd you ; but your loves , +Thinking upon his services , took from you +The apprehension of his present portance , +Which most gibingly , ungravely , he did fashion +After the inveterate hate he bears you . + +Lay +A fault on us , your tribunes ; that we labour'd , +No impediment between ,but that you must +Cast your election on him . + +Say , you chose him +More after our commandment than as guided +By your own true affections ; and that , your minds , +Pre-occupied with what you rather must do +Than what you should , made you against the grain +To voice him consul : lay the fault on us . + +Ay , spare us not . Say we read lectures to you , +How youngly he began to serve his country , +How long continu'd , and what stock he springs of , +The noble house o' the Marcians , from whence came +That Ancus Marcius , Numa's daughter's son , +Who , after great Hostilius , here was king ; +Of the same house Publius and Quintus were , +That our best water brought by conduits hither ; +And Censorinus , that was so surnam'd , +And nobly nam'd so , twice being censor , +Was his great ancestor . + +One thus descended , +That hath , beside , well in his person wrought +To be set high in place , we did commend +To your remembrances : but you have found , +Scaling his present bearing with his past , +That he's your fixed enemy , and revoke +Your sudden approbation . + +Say you ne'er had done 't +Harp on that still but by our putting on ; +And presently , when you have drawn your number , +Repair to the Capitol . + +We will so ; almost all +Repent in their election . + + +Let them go on ; +This mutiny were better put in hazard +Than stay , past doubt , for greater . +If , as his nature is , he fall in rage +With their refusal , both observe and answer +The vantage of his anger . + +To the Capitol , come : +We will be there before the stream o' the people ; +And this shall seem , as partly 'tis , their own , +Which we have goaded onward . + +Tullus Aufidius then had made new head ? + +He had , my lord ; and that it was which caus'd +Our swifter composition . + +So then the Volsces stand but as at first , +Ready , when time shall prompt them , to make road +Upon 's again . + +They are worn , lord consul , so , +That we shall hardly in our ages see +Their banners wave again . + +Saw you Aufidius ? + +On safe-guard he came to me ; and did curse +Against the Volsces , for they had so vilely +Yielded the town : he is retir'd to Antium . + +Spoke he of me ? + +He did , my lord . + +How ? what ? + +How often he had met you , sword to sword ; +That of all things upon the earth he hated +Your person most , that he would pawn his fortunes +To hopeless restitution , so he might +Be call'd your vanquisher . + +At Antium lives he ? + +At Antium . + +I wish I had a cause to seek him there , +To oppose his hatred fully . Welcome home . + + +Behold ! these are the tribunes of the people , +The tongues o' the common mouth : I do despise them ; +For they do prank them in authority + +Against all noble sufferance . + +Pass no further . + +Ha ! what is that ? + +It will be dangerous to go on : no further . + +What makes this change ? + +The matter ? + +Hath he not pass'd the noble and the common ? + +Cominius , no . + +Have I had children's voices ? + +Tribunes , give way ; he shall to the market-place . + +The people are incens'd against him . + +Stop , +Or all will fall in broil . + +Are these your herd ? +Must these have voices , that can yield them now , +And straight disclaim their tongues ? What are your offices ? +You being their mouths , why rule you not their teeth ? +Have you not set them on ? + +Be calm , be calm . + +It is a purpos'd thing , and grows by plot , +To curb the will of the nobility : +Suffer't , and live with such as cannot rule +Nor ever will be rul'd . + +Call't not a plot : +The people cry you mock'd them , and of late , +When corn was given them gratis , you repin'd ; +Scandall'd the suppliants for the people , call'd them +Time-pleasers , flatterers , foes to nobleness . + +Why , this was known before . + +Not to them all . + +Have you inform'd them sithence ? + +How ! I inform them ! + +You are like to do such business . + +Not unlike , +Each way , to better yours . + +Why then should I be consul ? By yond clouds , +Let me deserve so ill as you , and make me +Your fellow tribune . + +You show too much of that +For which the people stir ; if you will pass +To where you are bound , you must inquire your way , +Which you are out of , with a gentler spirit ; +Or never be so noble as a consul , +Nor yoke with him for tribune . + +Let's be calm . + +The people are abus'd ; set on . This paltering +Becomes not Rome , nor has Coriolanus +Deserv'd this so dishonour'd rub , laid falsely +I' the plain way of his merit . + +Tell me of corn ! +This was my speech , and I will speak't again , + +Not now , not now . + +Not in this heat , sir , now . + +Now , as I live , I will . My nobler friends , +I crave their pardons : +For the mutable , rank-scented many , let them +Regard me as I do not flatter , and +Therein behold themselves : I say again , +In soothing them we nourish 'gainst our senate +The cockle of rebellion , insolence , sedition , +Which we ourselves have plough'd for , sow'd and scatter'd , +By mingling them with us , the honour'd number ; +Who lack'd not virtue , no , nor power , but that +Which they have given to beggars . + +Well , no more . + +No more words , we beseech you . + +How ! no more ! +As for my country I have shed my blood , +Not fearing outward force , so shall my lungs +Coin words till they decay against those measles , +Which we disdain should tetter us , yet sought +The very way to catch them . + +You speak o' the people , +As if you were a god to punish , not +A man of their infirmity . + +'Twere well +We let the people know't . + +What , what ? his choler ? + +Choler ! +Were I as patient as the midnight sleep , +By Jove , 'twould be my mind ! + +It is a mind +That shall remain a poison where it is , +Not poison any further . + +Shall remain ! +Hear you this Triton of the minnows ? mark you +His absolute 'shall ?' + +'Twas from the canon . + +'Shall !' +O good but most unwise patricians ! why , +You grave but reckless senators , have you thus +Given Hydra here to choose an officer , +That with his peremptory 'shall ,' being but +The horn and noise o' the monster's , wants not spirit +To say he'll turn your current in a ditch , +And make your channel his ? If he have power , +Then vail your ignorance ; if none , awake +Your dangerous lenity . If you are learned , +Be not as common fools ; if you are not , +Let them have cushions by you . You are plebeians +If they be senators ; and they are no less , +When , both your voices blended , the great'st taste +Most palates theirs . They choose their magistrate , +And such a one as he , who puts his 'shall ,' +His popular 'shall ,' against a graver bench +Than ever frown'd in Greece . By Jove himself ! +It makes the consuls base ; and my soul aches +To know , when two authorities are up ; +Neither supreme , how soon confusion +May enter 'twixt the gap of both and take +The one by the other . + +Well , on to the market-place . + +Whoever gave that counsel , to give forth +The corn o' the store-house gratis , as 'twas us'd +Sometime in Greece , + +Well , well ; no more of that . + +Though there the people had more absolute power , +I say , they nourish'd disobedience , fed +The ruin of the state . + +Why , shall the people give +One that speaks thus their voice ? + +I'll give my reasons , +More worthier than their voices . They know the corn +Was not our recompense , resting well assur'd +They ne'er did service for 't . Being press'd to the war , +Even when the navel of the state was touch'd , +They would not thread the gates : this kind of service +Did not deserve corn gratis . Being i' the war , +Their mutinies and revolts , wherein they show'd +Most valour , spoke not for them . The accusation +Which they have often made against the senate , +All cause unborn , could never be the motive +Of our so frank donation . Well , what then ? +How shall this bisson multitude digest +The senate's courtesy ? Let deeds express +What's like to be their words : 'We did request it ; +We are the greater poll , and in true fear +They gave us our demands .' Thus we debase +The nature of our seats , and make the rabble +Call our cares , fears ; which will in time break ope +The locks o' the senate , and bring in the crows +To peck the eagles . + +Come , enough . + +Enough , with over-measure . + +No , take more : +What may be sworn by , both divine and human , +Seal what I end withal ! This double worship , +Where one part does disdain with cause , the other +Insult without all reason ; where gentry , title , wisdom , +Cannot conclude , but by the yea and no +Of general ignorance ,it must omit +Real necessities , and give way the while +To unstable slightness : purpose so barr'd , it follows +Nothing is done to purpose . Therefore , beseech you , +You that will be less fearful than discreet , +That love the fundamental part of state +More than you doubt the change on 't , that prefer +A noble life before a long , and wish +To jump a body with a dangerous physic +That's sure of death without it , at once pluck out +The multitudinous tongue ; let them not lick +The sweet which is their poison . Your dishonour +Mangles true judgment , and bereaves the state +Of that integrity which should become it , +Not having the power to do the good it would , +For the ill which doth control 't . + +He has said enough . + +He has spoken like a traitor , and shall answer +As traitors do . + +Thou wretch ! despite o'erwhelm thee ! +What should the people do with these bald tribunes ? +On whom depending , their obedience fails +To the greater bench . In a rebellion , +When what's not meet , but what must be , was law , +Then were they chosen : in a better hour , +Let what is meet be said it must be meet , +And throw their power i' the dust . + +Manifest treason ! + +This a consul ? no . + +The diles , ho ! Let him be apprehended . + + +Go , call the people ; + +in whose name , myself +Attach thee as a traitorous innovator , +A foe to the public weal : obey , I charge thee , +And follow to thine answer . + +Hence , old goat ! + +We'll surety him . + +Aged sir , hands off . + +Hence , rotten thing ! or I shall shake thy bones +Out of thy garments . + +Help , ye citizens ! + + +On both sides more respect . + +Here's he that would take from you all your power . + +Seize him , diles ! + +Down with him !down with him ! + +Weapons !weapons !weapons ! + +What is about to be ?I am out of breath ; +Confusion's near ; I cannot speak . You , tribunes +To the people ! Coriolanus , patience ! +Speak , good Sicinius . + +Hear me , people ; peace ! + +Let's hear our tribune :Peace !Speak , speak , speak . + +You are at point to lose your liberties : +Marcius would have all from you ; Marcius , +Whom late you have nam'd for consul . + +Fie , fie , fie ! +This is the way to kindle , not to quench . + +To unbuild the city and to lay all flat . + +What is the city but the people ? + +True , +The people are the city . + +By the consent of all , we were establish'd +The people's magistrates . + +You so remain . + +And so are like to do . + +That is the way to lay the city flat ; +To bring the roof to the foundation , +And bury all , which yet distinctly ranges , +In heaps and piles of ruin . + +This deserves death . + +Or let us stand to our authority , +Or let us lose it . We do here pronounce , +Upon the part o' the people , in whose power +We were elected theirs , Marcius is worthy +Of present death . + +Therefore lay hold of him ; +Bear him to the rock Tarpeian , and from thence +Into destruction cast him . + +diles , seize him ! + +Yield , Marcius , yield ! + +Hear me one word ; +Beseech you , tribunes , hear me but a word . + +Peace , peace ! + +Be that you seem , truly your country's friends , +And temperately proceed to what you would +Thus violently redress . + +Sir , those cold ways , +That seem like prudent helps , are very poisonous +Where the disease is violent . Lay hands upon him , +And bear him to the rock . + +No , I'll die here . + +There's some among you have beheld me fighting : +Come , try upon yourselves what you have seen me . + +Down with that sword ! Tribunes , withdraw awhile . + +Lay hands upon him . + +Help Marcius , help , +You that be noble ; help him , young and old ! + +Down with him !down with him ! + + +Go , get you to your house ; be gone , away ! +All will be naught else . + +Get you gone . + +Stand fast ; +We have as many friends as enemies . + +Shall it be put to that ? + +The gods forbid ! +I prithee , noble friend , home to thy house ; +Leave us to cure this cause . + +For 'tis a sore upon us , +You cannot tent yourself : be gone , beseech you . + +Come , sir , along with us . + +I would they were barbarians ,as they are , +Though in Rome litter'd ,not Romans ,as they are not , +Though calv'd i' the porch o' the Capitol , + +Be gone ; +Put not your worthy rage into your tongue ; +One time will owe another . + +On fair ground +I could beat forty of them . + +I could myself +Take up a brace o' the best of them ; yea , the two tribunes . + +But now 'tis odds beyond arithmetic ; +And manhood is call'd foolery when it stands +Against a falling fabric . Will you hence , +Before the tag return ? whose rage doth rend +Like interrupted waters and o'erbear +What they are us'd to bear . + +Pray you , be gone . +I'll try whether my old wit be in request +With those that have but little : this must be patch'd +With cloth of any colour . + +Nay , come away . + + +This man has marr'd his fortune . + +His nature is too noble for the world : +He would not flatter Neptune for his trident , +Or Jove for 's power to thunder . His heart's his mouth : +What his breast forges , that his tongue must vent ; +And , being angry , does forget that ever +He heard the name of death . + +Here's goodly work ! + +I would they were a-bed ! + +I would they were in Tiber ! What the vengeance ! +Could he not speak 'em fair ? + + +Where is this viper +That would depopulate the city and +Be every man himself ? + +You worthy tribunes , + +He shall be thrown down the Tarpeian rock +With rigorous hands : he hath resisted law , +And therefore law shall scorn him further trial +Than the severity of the public power , +Which he so sets at nought . + +He shall well know +The noble tribunes are the people's mouths , +And we their hands . + +He shall , sure on't . + +Sir , sir , + +Peace ! + +Do not cry havoc , where you should but hunt +With modest warrant . + +Sir , how comes 't that you +Have holp to make this rescue ? + +Hear me speak : +As I do know the consul's worthiness , +So can I name his faults . + +Consul ! what consul ? + +The Consul Coriolanus . + +He consul ! + +No , no , no , no , no . + +If , by the tribunes' leave , and yours , good people , +I may be heard , I would crave a word or two , +The which shall turn you to no further harm +Than so much loss of time . + +Speak briefly then ; +For we are peremptory to dispatch +This viperous traitor . To eject him hence +Were but one danger , and to keep him here +Our certain death ; therefore it is decreed +He dies to-night . + +Now the good gods forbid +That our renowned Rome , whose gratitude +Towards her deserved children is enroll'd +In Jove's own book , like an unnatural dam +Should now eat up her own ! + +He's a disease that must be cut away . + +O ! he's a limb that has but a disease ; +Mortal to cut it off ; to cure it easy . +What has he done to Rome that's worthy death ? +Killing our enemies , the blood he hath lost , +Which , I dare vouch , is more than that he hath +By many an ounce ,he dropp'd it for his country ; +And what is left , to lose it by his country , +Were to us all , that do't and suffer it , +A brand to th' end o' the world . + +This is clean kam . + +Merely awry : when he did love his country +It honour'd him . + +The service of the foot +Being once gangren'd , is not then respected +For what before it was . + +We'll hear no more . +Pursue him to his house , and pluck him thence , +Lest his infection , being of catching nature , +Spread further . + +One word more , one word . +This tiger-footed rage , when it shall find +The harm of unscann'd swiftness , will , too late , +Tie leaden pounds to's heels . Proceed by process ; +Lest parties as he is belov'd break out , +And sack great Rome with Romans . + +If 'twere so , + +What do ye talk ? +Have we not had a taste of his obedience ? +Our diles smote ? ourselves resisted ? Come ! + +Consider this : he has been bred i' the wars +Since he could draw a sword , and is ill school'd +In bolted language ; meal and bran together +He throws without distinction . Give me leave , +I'll go to him , and undertake to bring him +Where he shall answer by a lawful form , +In peace ,to his utmost peril . + +Noble tribunes , +It is the humane way : the other course +Will prove too bloody , and the end of it +Unknown to the beginning . + +Noble Menenius , +Be you then as the people's officer . +Masters , lay down your weapons . + +Go not home . + +Meet on the market-place . We'll attend you there : +Where , if you bring not Marcius , we'll proceed +In our first way . + +I'll bring him to you . + + +Let me desire your company . He must come , +Or what is worst will follow . + +Pray you , let's to him . + + +Let them pull all about mine ears ; present me +Death on the wheel , or at wild horses' heels ; +Or pile ten hills on the Tarpeian rock , +That the precipitation might down stretch +Below the beam of sight ; yet will I still +Be thus to them . + +You do the nobler . + +I muse my mother +Does not approve me further , who was wont +To call them woollen vassals , things created +To buy and sell with groats , to show bare heads +In congregations , to yawn , be still , and wonder , +When one but of my ordinance stood up +To speak of peace or war . + + +I talk of you : +Why did you wish me milder ? Would you have me +False to my nature ? Rather say I play + +The man I am . + +O ! sir , sir , sir , +I would have had you put your power well on +Before you had worn it out . + +Let go . + +You might have been enough the man you are +With striving less to be so : lesser had been +The thwarting of your dispositions if +You had not show'd them how you were dispos'd , +Ere they lack'd power to cross you . + +Let them hang . + +Ay , and burn too . + + +Come , come ; you have been too rough , something too rough ; +You must return and mend it . + +There's no remedy ; +Unless , by not so doing , our good city +Cleave in the midst , and perish . + +Pray be counsell'd . +I have a heart of mettle apt as yours , +But yet a brain that leads my use of anger +To better vantage . + +Well said , noble woman ! +Before he should thus stoop to the herd , but that +The violent fit o' the time craves it as physic +For the whole state , I would put mine armour on , +Which I can scarcely bear . + +What must I do ? + +Return to the tribunes . + +Well , what then ? what then ? + +Repent what you have spoke . + +For them ! I cannot do it to the gods ; +Must I then do't to them ? + +You are too absolute ; +Though therein you can never be too noble , +But when extremities speak . I have heard you say , +Honour and policy , like unsever'd friends , +I' the war do grow together : grant that , and tell me , +In peace what each of them by th' other lose , +That they combine not there . + +Tush , tush ! + +A good demand . + +If it be honour in your wars to seem +The same you are not ,which , for your best ends , +You adopt your policy ,how is it less or worse , +That it shall hold companionship in peace +With honour , as in war , since that to both +It stands in like request ? + +Why force you this ? + +Because that now it lies you on to speak +To the people ; not by your own instruction , +Nor by the matter which your heart prompts you , +But with such words that are but rooted in +Your tongue , though but bastards and syllables +Of no allowance to your bosom's truth . +Now , this no more dishonours you at all +Than to take in a town with gentle words , +Which else would put you to your fortune and +The hazard of much blood . +I would dissemble with my nature where +My fortunes and my friends at stake requir'd +I should do so in honour : I am in this , +Your wife , your son , these senators , the nobles ; +And you will rather show our general louts +How you can frown than spend a fawn upon 'em , +For the inheritance of their loves and safeguard +Of what that want might ruin . + +Noble lady ! +Come , go with us ; speak fair ; you may salve so , +Not what is dangerous present , but the loss +Of what is past . + +I prithee now , my son , +Go to them , with this bonnet in thy hand ; +And thus far having stretch'd it ,here be with them , +Thy knee bussing the stones ,for in such business +Action is eloquence , and the eyes of the ignorant +More learned than the ears ,waving thy head , +Which often , thus , correcting thy stout heart , +Now humble as the ripest mulberry +That will not hold the handling : or say to them , +Thou art their soldier , and being bred in broils +Hast not the soft way which , thou dost confess , +Were fit for thee to use as they to claim , +In asking their good loves ; but thou wilt frame +Thyself , forsooth , hereafter theirs , so far +As thou hast power and person . + +This but done , +Even as she speaks , why , their hearts were yours ; +For they have pardons , being ask'd , as free +As words to little purpose . + +Prithee now , +Go , and be rul'd ; although I know thou hadst rather +Follow thine enemy in a fiery gulf +Than flatter him in a bower . Here is Cominius . + + +I have been i' the market-place ; and , sir , 'tis fit +You make strong party , or defend yourself +By calmness or by absence : all's in anger . + +Only fair speech . + +I think 'twill serve if he +Can thereto frame his spirit . + +He must , and will . +Prithee now , say you will , and go about it . + +Must I go show them my unbarbed sconce ? +Must I with my base tongue give to my noble heart +A lie that it must bear ? Well , I will do't : +Yet , were there but this single plot to lose , +This mould of Marcius , they to dust should grind it , +And throw 't against the wind . To the market-place ! +You have put me now to such a part which never +I shall discharge to the life . + +Come , come , we'll prompt you . + +I prithee now , sweet son , as thou hast said +My praises made thee first a soldier , so , +To have my praise for this , perform a part +Thou hast not done before . + +Well , I must do 't : +Away , my disposition , and possess me +Some harlot's spirit ! My throat of war be turn'd , +Which quired with my drum , into a pipe +Small as a eunuch , or the virgin voice +That babies lulls asleep ! The smiles of knaves +Tent in my cheeks , and school-boys' tears take up +The glasses of my sight ! A beggar's tongue +Make motion through my lips , and my arm'd knees , +Who bow'd but in my stirrup , bend like his +That hath receiv'd an alms ! I will not do 't , +Lest I surcease to honour mine own truth , +And by my body's action teach my mind +A most inherent baseness . + +At thy choice then : +To beg of thee it is my more dishonour +Than thou of them . Come all to ruin ; let +Thy mother rather feel thy pride than fear +Thy dangerous stoutness , for I mock at death +With as big heart as thou . Do as thou list , +Thy valiantness was mine , thou suck'dst it from me , +But owe thy pride thyself . + +Pray , be content : +Mother , I am going to the market-place ; +Chide me no more . I'll mountebank their loves , +Cog their hearts from them , and come home belov'd +Of all the trades in Rome . Look , I am going : +Commend me to my wife . I'll return consul , +Or never trust to what my tongue can do +I' the way of flattery further . + +Do your will . + + +Away ! the tribunes do attend you : arm yourself +To answer mildly ; for they are prepar'd +With accusations , as I hear , more strong +Than are upon you yet . + +The word is 'mildly .' + +Pray you , let us go : +Let them accuse me by invention , I +Will answer in mine honour . + +Ay , but mildly . + +Well , mildly be it then . Mildly ! + + +In this point charge him home , that he affects +Tyrannical power : if he evade us there , +Enforce him with his envy to the people , +And that the spoil got on the Antiates +Was ne'er distributed . + +What , will he come ? + +He's coming . + +How accompanied ? + +With old Menenius , and those senators +That always favour'd him . + +Have you a catalogue +Of all the voices that we have procur'd , +Set down by the poll ? + +I have ; 'tis ready . + +Have you collected them by tribes ? + +I have . + +Assemble presently the people hither ; +And when they hear me say , 'It shall be so , +I' the right and strength o' the commons ,' be it either +For death , for fine , or banishment , then let them , +If I say , fine , cry 'fine ,' if death , cry 'death ,' +Insisting on the old prerogative +And power i' the truth o' the cause . + +I shall inform them . + +And when such time they have begun to cry , +Let them not cease , but with a din confus'd +Enforce the present execution +Of what we chance to sentence . + +Very well . + +Make them be strong and ready for this hint , +When we shall hap to give 't them . + +Go about it . + +Put him to choler straight . He hath been us'd +Ever to conquer , and to have his worth +Of contradiction : being once chaf'd , he cannot +Be rein'd again to temperance ; then he speaks +What's in his heart ; and that is there which looks +With us to break his neck . + +Well , here he comes . + + +Calmly , I do beseech you . + +Ay , as an ostler , that for the poorest piece +Will bear the knave by the volume . The honour'd gods +Keep Rome in safety , and the chairs of justice +Supplied with worthy men ! plant love among us ! +Throng our large temples with the shows of peace , +And not our streets with war ! + +Amen , amen . + +A noble wish . + + +Draw near , ye people . + +List to your tribunes ; audience ; peace ! I say . + +First , hear me speak . + +Well , say . Peace , ho ! + +Shall I be charg'd no further than this present ? +Must all determine here ? + +I do demand , +If you submit you to the people's voices , +Allow their officers , and are content +To suffer lawful censure for such faults +As shall be prov'd upon you ? + +I am content . + +Lo ! citizens , he says he is content : +The war-like service he has done , consider ; think +Upon the wounds his body bears , which show +Like graves i' the holy churchyard . + +Scratches with briers , +Scars to move laughter only . + +Consider further , +That when he speaks not like a citizen , +You find him like a soldier : do not take +His rougher accents for malicious sounds , +But , as I say , such as become a soldier , +Rather than envy you . + +Well , well ; no more . + +What is the matter , +That being pass'd for consul with full voice +I am so dishonour'd that the very hour +You take it off again ? + +Answer to us . + +Say , then : 'tis true , I ought so . + +We charge you , that you have contriv'd to take +From Rome all season'd office , and to wind +Yourself into a power tyrannical ; +For which you are a traitor to the people . + +How ! Traitor ! + +Nay , temperately ; your promise . + +The fires i' the lowest hell fold-in the people ! +Call me their traitor ! Thou injurious tribune ! +Within thine eyes sat twenty thousand deaths , +In thy hands clutch'd as many millions , in +Thy lying tongue both numbers , I would say +'Thou liest' unto thee with a voice as free +As I do pray the gods . + +Mark you this , people ! + +To the rock !to the rock with him ! + +Peace ! +We need not put new matter to his charge : +What you have seen him do , and heard him speak , +Beating your officers , cursing yourselves , +Opposing laws with strokes , and here defying +Those whose great power must try him ; even this , +So criminal and in such capital kind , +Deserves the extremest death . + +But since he hath +Serv'd well for Rome , + +What do you prate of service ? + +I talk of that , that know it . + +You ! + +Is this the promise that you made your mother ? + +Know , I pray you , + +I'll know no further : +Let them pronounce the steep Tarpeian death , +Vagabond exile , flaying , pent to linger +But with a grain a day , I would not buy +Their mercy at the price of one fair word , +Nor check my courage for what they can give , +To have 't with saying 'Good morrow .' + +For that he has , +As much as in him lies ,from time to time +Envied against the people , seeking means +To pluck away their power , as now at last +Given hostile strokes , and that not in the presence +Of dreaded justice , but on the ministers +That do distribute it ; in the name o' the people , +And in the power of us the tribunes , we , +Even from this instant , banish him our city , +In peril of precipitation +From off the rock Tarpeian , never more +To enter our Rome gates : i' the people's name , +I say , it shall be so . + +It shall be so ,It shall be so ,Let him away . +He's banish'd , and it shall be so . + +Hear me , my masters , and my common friends , + +He's sentenc'd ; no more hearing . + +Let me speak : +I have been consul , and can show for Rome +Her enemies' marks upon me . I do love +My country's good with a respect more tender , +More holy , and profound , than mine own life , +My dear wife's estimate , her womb's increase , +And treasure of my loins ; then if I would +Speak that + +We know your drift : speak what ? + +There's no more to be said , but he is banish'd , +As enemy to the people and his country : +It shall be so . + +It shall be so ,it shall be so . + +You common cry of curs ! whose breath I hate +As reek o' the rotten fens , whose loves I prize +As the dead carcases of unburied men +That do corrupt my air , I banish you ; +And here remain with your uncertainty ! +Let every feeble rumour shake your hearts ! +Your enemies , with nodding of their plumes , +Fan you into despair ! Have the power still +To banish your defenders ; till at length +Your ignorance ,which finds not , till it feels , +Making but reservation of yourselves , +Still your own foes ,deliver you as most +Abated captives to some nation +That won you without blows ! Despising , +For you , the city , thus I turn my back : +There is a world elsewhere . + + +The people's enemy is gone , is gone ! + +Our enemy is banish'd !he is gone !Hoo ! hoo ! + + +Go , see him out at gates , and follow him , +As he hath follow'd you , with all despite ; +Give him deserv'd vexation . Let a guard +Attend us through the city . + +Come , come ,let us see him out at gates ! come ! +The gods preserve our noble tribunes ! Come ! + +Come , leave your tears : a brief farewell : the beast +With many heads butts me away . Nay , mother , +Where is your ancient courage ? you were us'd , +To say extremity was the trier of spirits ; +That common chances common men could bear ; +That when the sea was calm all boats alike +Show'd mastership in floating ; fortune's blows , +When most struck home , being gentle wounded , craves +A noble cunning : you were us'd to load me +With precepts that would make invincible +The heart that conn'd them . + +O heavens ! O heavens ! + +Nay , I prithee , woman , + +Now the red pestilence strike all trades in Rome , +And occupations perish ! + +What , what , what ! +I shall be lov'd when I am lack'd . Nay , mother , +Resume that spirit , when you were wont to say , +If you had been the wife of Hercules , +Six of his labours you'd have done , and sav'd +Your husband so much sweat . Cominius , +Droop not ; adieu . Farewell , my wife ! my mother ! +I'll do well yet . Thou old and true Menenius , +Thy tears are salter than a younger man's . +And venomous to thine eyes . My sometime general , +I have seen thee stern , and thou hast oft beheld +Heart-hardening spectacles ; tell these sad women +'Tis fond to wail inevitable strokes +As 'tis to laugh at them . My mother , you wot well +My hazards still have been your solace ; and +Believe 't not lightly ,though I go alone +Like to a lonely dragon , that his fen +Makes fear'd and talk'd of more than seen ,your son +Will or exceed the common or be caught +With cautelous baits and practice . + +My first son , +Whither wilt thou go ? Take good Cominius +With thee awhile : determine on some course , +More than a wild exposture to each chance +That starts i' the way before thee . + +O the gods ! + +I'll follow thee a month , devise with thee +Where thou shalt rest , that thou mayst hear of us , +And we of thee : so , if the time thrust forth +A cause for thy repeal , we shall not send +O'er the vast world to seek a single man , +And lose advantage , which doth ever cool +I' the absence of the needer . + +Fare ye well : +Thou hast years upon thee ; and thou art too full +Of the wars' surfeits , to go rove with one +That's yet unbruis'd : bring me but out at gate . +Come , my sweet wife , my dearest mother , and +My friends of noble touch , when I am forth , +Bid me farewell , and smile . I pray you , come . +While I remain above the ground you shall +Hear from me still ; and never of me aught +But what is like me formerly . + +That's worthily +As any ear can hear . Come , let's not weep . +If I could shake off but one seven years +From these old arms and legs , by the good gods , +I'd with thee every foot . + +Give me thy hand : +Come . + + +Bid them all home ; he's gone , and we'll no further . +The nobility are vex'd , whom we see have sided +In his behalf . + +Now we have shown our power , +Let us seem humbler after it is done +Than when it was a-doing . + +Bid them home ; +Say their great enemy is gone , and they +Stand in their ancient strength . + +Dismiss them home . + + +Here comes his mother . + +Let's not meet her . + +Why ? + +They say she's mad . + +They have ta'en note of us : keep on your way . + +O ! you're well met . The hoarded plague o' the gods +Requite your love ! + +Peace , peace ! be not so loud . + +If that I could for weeping , you should hear , +Nay , and you shall hear some . + +Will you be gone ? + +You shall stay too . I would I had the power +To say so to my husband . + +Are you mankind ? + +Ay , fool ; is that a shame ? Note but this fool . +Was not a man my father ? Hadst thou foxship +To banish him that struck more blows for Rome +Than thou hast spoken words ? + +O blessed heavens ! + +More noble blows than ever thou wise words ; +And for Rome's good . I'll tell thee what ; yet go : +Nay , but thou shalt stay too : I would my son +Were in Arabia , and thy tribe before him , +His good sword in his hand . + +What then ? + +What then ! +He'd make an end of thy posterity . + +Bastards and all . +Good man , the wounds that he does bear for Rome ! + +Come , come : peace ! + +I would he had continu'd to his country +As he began , and not unknit himself +The noble knot he made . + +I would he had . + +'I would he had !' 'Twas you incens'd the rabble : +Cats , that can judge as fitly of his worth +As I can of those mysteries which heaven +Will not have earth to know . + +Pray , let us go . + +Now , pray , sir , get you gone : +You have done a brave deed . Ere you go , hear this : +As far as doth the Capitol exceed +The meanest house in Rome , so far my son , +This lady's husband here , this , do you see , +Whom you have banish'd , does exceed you all . + +Well , well , we'll leave you . + +Why stay we to be baited +With one that wants her wits ? + +Take my prayers with you . + +I would the gods had nothing else to do +But to confirm my curses ! Could I meet 'em +But once a day , it would unclog my heart +Of what lies heavy to 't . + +You have told them home , +And , by my troth , you have cause . You'll sup with me ? + +Anger's my meat ; I sup upon myself , +And so shall starve with feeding . Come , let's go . +Leave this faint puling and lament as I do , +In anger , Juno-like . Come , come , come . + +Fie , fie , fie ! + + +I know you well , sir , and you know me : your name I think is Adrian . + +It is so , sir : truly , I have forget you . + +I am a Roman ; and my services are , as you are , against 'em : know you me yet ? + +Nicanor ? No . + +The same , sir . + +You had more beard , when I last saw you ; but your favour is well approved by your tongue . What's the news in Rome ? I have a note from the Volscian state to find you out there : you have well saved me a day's journey . + +There hath been in Rome strange insurrections : the people against the senators , patricians , and nobles . + +Hath been ! Is it ended then ? Our state thinks not-so ; they are in a most war-like preparation , and hope to come upon them in the heat of their division . + +The main blaze of it is past , but a small thing would make it flame again . For the nobles receive so to heart the banishment of that worthy Coriolanus , that they are in a ripe aptness to take all power from the people and to pluck from them their tribunes for ever . This lies glowing , I can tell you , and is almost mature for the violent breaking out . + +Coriolanus banished ! + +Banished , sir . + +You will be welcome with this intelligence , Nicanor . + +The day serves well for them now . I have heard it said , the fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband . Your noble Tullus Aufidius will appear well in these wars , his great opposer , Coriolanus , being now in no request of his country . + +He cannot choose . I am most fortunate , thus accidentally to encounter you : you have ended my business , and I will merrily accompany you home . + +I shall , between this and supper , tell you most strange things from Rome ; all tending to the good of their adversaries . Have you an army ready , say you ? + +A most royal one : the centurions and their charges distinctly billeted , already in the entertainment , and to be on foot at an hour's warning . + +I am joyful to hear of their readiness , and am the man , I think , that shall set them in present action . So , sir , heartily well met , and most glad of your company . + +You take my part from me , sir ; I have the most cause to be glad of yours . + +Well , let us go together . + + +A goodly city is this Antium . City , +'Tis I that made thy widows : many an heir +Of these fair edifices 'fore my wars +Have I heard groan and drop : then , know me not , +Lest that thy wives with spits and boys with stones +In puny battle slay me . + +Save you , sir . + +And you . + +Direct me , if it be your will , +Where great Aufidius lies . Is he in Antium ? + +He is , and feasts the nobles of the state +At his house this night . + +Which is his house , beseech you ? + +This , here before you . + +Thank you , sir . Farewell . + +O world ! thy slippery turns . Friends now fast sworn , +Whose double bosoms seem to wear one heart , +Whose hours , whose bed , whose meal , and exercise , +Are still together , who twin , as 'twere , in love +Unseparable , shall within this hour , +On a dissension of a doit , break out +To bitterest enmity : so , fellest foes , +Whose passions and whose plots have broke their sleep +To take the one the other , by some chance , +Some trick not worth an egg , shall grow dear friends +And interjoin their issues . So with me : +My birth-place hate I , and my love's upon +This enemy town . I'll enter : if he slay me , +He does fair justice ; if he give me way , +I'll do his country service . + + +Wine , wine , wine ! What service is here ! I think our fellows are asleep . + +Where's Cotus ? my master calls for him . Cotus ! + +A goodly house : the feast smells well ; but I +Appear not like a guest . + + +What would you have , friend ? Whence are you ? Here's no place for you : pray , go to the door . + + +I have deserv'd no better entertainment , +In being Coriolanus . + + +Whence are you , sir ? Has the porter his eyes in his head , that he gives entrance to such companions ? Pray , get you out . + +Away ! + +'Away !' Get you away . + +Now , thou art troublesome . + +Are you so brave ? I'll have you talked with anon . + + +What fellow's this ? + +A strange one as ever I looked on : +I cannot get him out o' the house : prithee , call my master to him . + +What have you to do here , fellow ? Pray you , avoid the house . + +Let me but stand ; I will not hurt your hearth . + +What are you ? + +A gentleman . + +A marvellous poor one . + +True , so I am . + +Pray you , poor gentleman , take up some other station ; here's no place for you ; pray you , avoid : come . + +Follow your function ; go , and batten on cold bits . + + +What , you will not ? Prithee , tell my master what a strange guest he has here . + +And I shall . + + +Where dwell'st thou ? + +Under the canopy . + +'Under the canopy !' + +Ay . + +Where's that ? + +I' the city of kites and crows . + +'I' the city of kites and crows !' What an ass it is ! Then thou dwell'st with daws too ? + +No ; I serve not thy master . + +How sir ! Do you meddle with my master ? + +Ay ; 'tis an honester service than to meddle with thy mistress . +Thou prat'st , and prat'st : serve with thy trencher . Hence . + +Where is this fellow ? + +Here , sir : I'd have beaten him like a dog , but for disturbing the lords within . + +Whence com'st thou ? what wouldst thou ? Thy name ? +Why speak'st not ? Speak , man : what's thy name ? + +If , Tullus , +Not yet thou know'st me , and , seeing me , dost not +Think me for the man I am , necessity +Commands me name myself . + +What is thy name ? + + +A name unmusical to the Volscians' ears , +And harsh in sound to thine . + +Say , what's thy name ? +Thou hast a grim appearance , and thy face +Bears a command in 't ; though thy tackle's torn , +Thou show'st a noble vessel . What's thy name ? + +Prepare thy brow to frown . Know'st thou me yet ? + +I know thee not . Thy name ? + +My name is Caius Marcius , who hath done +To thee particularly , and to all the Volsces , +Great hurt and mischief ; thereto witness may +My surname , Coriolanus : the painful service , +The extreme dangers , and the drops of blood +Shed for my thankless country , are requited +But with that surname ; a good memory , +And witness of the malice and displeasure +Which thou shouldst bear me : only that name remains ; +The cruelty and envy of the people , +Permitted by our dastard nobles , who +Have all forsook me , hath devour'd the rest ; +And suffer'd me by the voice of slaves to be +Whoop'd out of Rome . Now this extremity +Hath brought me to thy hearth ; not out of hope , +Mistake me not , to save my life ; for if +I had fear'd death , of all the men i' the world +I would have 'voided thee ; but in mere spite , +To be full quit of those my banishers , +Stand I before thee here . Then if thou hast +A heart of wreak in thee , that will revenge +Thine own particular wrongs and stop those maims +Of shame seen through thy country , speed thee straight , +And make my misery serve thy turn : so use it , +That my revengeful services may prove +As benefits to thee , for I will fight +Against my canker'd country with the spleen +Of all the under fiends . But if so be +Thou dar'st not this , and that to prove more fortunes +Thou art tir'd , then , in a word , I also am +Longer to live most weary , and present +My throat to thee and to thy ancient malice ; +Which not to cut would show thee but a fool , +Since I have ever follow'd thee with hate , +Drawn tuns of blood out of thy country's breast , +And cannot live but to thy shame , unless +It be to do thee service . + +O Marcius , Marcius ! +Each word thou hast spoke hath weeded from my heart +A root of ancient envy . If Jupiter +Should from yond cloud speak divine things , +And say , ''Tis true ,' I'd not believe them more +Than thee , all noble Marcius . Let me twine +Mine arms about that body , where against +My grained ash a hundred times hath broke , +And scarr'd the moon with splinters : here I clip +The anvil of my sword , and do contest +As hotly and as nobly with thy love +As ever in ambitious strength I did +Contend against thy valour . Know thou first , +I lov'd the maid I married ; never man +Sigh'd truer breath ; but that I see thee here , +Thou noble thing ! more dances my rapt heart +Than when I first my wedded mistress saw +Bestride my threshold . Why , thou Mars ! I tell thee , +We have a power on foot ; and I had purpose +Once more to hew thy target from thy brawn , +Or lose mine arm for 't . Thou hast beat me out +Twelve several times , and I have nightly since +Dreamt of encounters 'twixt thyself and me ; +We have been down together in my sleep , +Unbuckling helms , fisting each other's throat , +And wak'd half dead with nothing . Worthy Marcius , +Had we no quarrel else to Rome , but that +Thou art thence banish'd , we would muster all +From twelve to seventy , and , pouring war +Into the bowels of ungrateful Rome , +Like a bold flood o'er-bear . O ! come ; go in , +And take our friendly senators by the hands , +Who now are here , taking their leaves of me , +Who am prepar'd against your territories , +Though not for Rome itself . + +You bless me , gods ! + +Therefore , most absolute sir , if thou wilt have +The leading of thine own revenges , take +The one half of my commission , and set down , +As best thou art experienc'd , since thou know'st +Thy country's strength and weakness , thine own ways ; +Whether to knock against the gates of Rome , +Or rudely visit them in parts remote , +To fright them , ere destroy . But come in : +Let me commend thee first to those that shall +Say yea to thy desires . A thousand welcomes ! +And more a friend than e'er an enemy ; +Yet , Marcius , that was much . Your hand : most welcome ! + + +Here's a strange alteration ! + +By my hand , I had thought to have strucken him with a cudgel ; and yet my mind gave me his clothes made a false report of him . + +What an arm he has ! He turned me about with his finger and his thumb , as one would set up a top . + +Nay , I knew by his face that there was something in him : he had , sir , a kind of face , methought ,I cannot tell how to term it . + +He had so ; looking as it were , would I were hanged but I thought there was more in him than I could think . + +So did I , I'll be sworn : he is simply the rarest man i' the world . + +I think he is ; but a greater soldier than he you wot on . + +Who ? my master ? + +Nay , it's no matter for that . + +Worth six on him . + +Nay , not so neither ; but I take him to be the greater soldier . + +Faith , look you , one cannot tell how to say that : for the defence of a town our general is excellent . + +Ay , and for an assault too . + + +O slaves ! I can tell you news ; news , you rascals . + +What , what , what ? let's partake . + +What , what , what ? let's partake . + +I would not be a Roman , of all nations ; I had as lief be a condemned man . + +Wherefore ? wherefore ? + +Wherefore ? wherefore ? + +Why , here's he that was wont to thwack our general , Caius Marcius . + +Why do you say 'thwack our general ?' + +I do not say , 'thwack our general ;' but he was always good enough for him . + +Come , we are fellows and friends : he was ever too hard for him ; I have heard him say so himself . + +He was too hard for him ,directly to say the truth on 't : before Corioli he scotched him and notched him like a carbonado . + +An he had been cannibally given , he might have broiled and eaten him too . + +But , more of thy news . + +Why , he is so made on here within , as if he were son and heir to Mars ; set at upper end o' the table ; no question asked him by any of the senators , but they stand bald before him . Our general himself makes a mistress of him ; sanctifies himself with 's hand , and turns up the white o' the eye to his discourse . But the bottom of the news is , our general is out i' the middle , and but one half of what he was yesterday , for the other has half , by the entreaty and grant of the whole table . He'll go , he says , and sowle the porter of Rome gates by the ears : he will mow down all before him , and leave his passage polled . + +And he's as like to do 't as any man I can imagine . + +Do 't ! he will do 't for look you , sir he has as many friends as enemies ; which friends , sir as it were durst not look you , sir show themselves as we term it his friends , whilst he's in directitude . + +Directitude ! what's that ? + +But when they shall see , sir , his crest up again , and the man in blood , they will out of their burrows , like comes after rain , and revel all with him . + +But when goes this forward ? + +To-morrow ; to-day ; presently . You shall have the drum struck up this afternoon ; 'tis , as it were , a parcel of their feast , and to be executed ere they wipe their lips . + +Why , then we shall have a stirring world again . This peace is nothing but to rust iron , increase tailors , and breed ballad-makers . + +Let me have war , say I ; it exceeds peace as far as day does night ; it's spritely , waking , audible , and full of vent . Peace is a very apoplexy , lethargy ; mulled , deaf , sleepy , insensible ; a getter of more bastard children than war's a destroyer of men . + +'Tis so : and as war , in some sort , may be said to be a ravisher , so it cannot be denied but peace is a great maker of cuckolds . + +Ay , and it makes men hate one another . + +Reason : because they then less need one another . The wars for my money . I hope to see Romans as cheap as Volscians . They are rising , they are rising . + +In , in , in , in ! + + +We hear not of him , neither need we fear him ; +His remedies are tame i' the present peace +And quietness o' the people , which before +Were in wild hurry . Here do we make his friends +Blush that the world goes well , who rather had , +Though they themselves did suffer by 't , behold +Dissentious numbers pestering streets , than see +Our tradesmen singing in their shops and going +About their functions friendly . + + +We stood to 't in good time . Is this Menenius ? + +'Tis he , 'tis he O ! he is grown most kind +Of late . Hail , sir ! + +Hail to you both ! + +Your Coriolanus is not much miss'd +But with his friends : the commonwealth doth stand , +And so would do , were he more angry at it . + +All's well ; and might have been much better , if +He could have temporiz'd . + +Where is he , hear you ? + +Nay , I hear nothing : his mother and his wife +Hear nothing from him . + + +The gods preserve you both ! + +Good den , our neighbours . + +Good den to you all , good den to you all . + +Ourselves , our wives , and children , on our knees , +Are bound to pray for you both . + +Live , and thrive ! + +Farewell , kind neighbours : we wish'd Coriolanus +Had lov'd you as we did . + +Now the gods keep you ! + +Farewell , farewell . + + +Farewell , farewell . + +This is a happier and more comely time +Than when these fellows ran about the streets +Crying confusion . + +Caius Marcius was +A worthy officer i' the war ; but insolent , +O'ercome with pride , ambitious past all thinking , +Self-loving , + +And affecting one sole throne . +Without assistance . + +I think not so . + +We should by this , to all our lamentation , +If he had gone forth consul , found it so . + +The gods have well prevented it , and Rome +Sits safe and still without him . + + +Worthy tribunes , +There is a slave , whom we have put in prison , +Reports , the Volsces with two several powers +Are enter'd in the Roman territories , +And with the deepest malice of the war +Destroy what lies before them . + +'Tis Aufidius , +Who , hearing of our Marcius' banishment , +Thrusts forth his horns again into the world ; +Which were inshell'd when Marcius stood for Rome , +And durst not once peep out . + +Come , what talk you of Marcius ? + +Go see this rumourer whipp'd . It cannot be +The Volsces dare break with us . + +Cannot be ! +We have record that very well it can , +And three examples of the like have been +Within my age . But reason with the fellow , +Before you punish him , where he heard this , +Lest you shall chance to whip your information , +And beat the messenger who bids beware +Of what is to be dreaded . + +Tell not me : +I know this cannot be . + +Not possible . + + +The nobles in great earnestness are going +All to the senate-house : some news is come , +That turns their countenances . + +'Tis this slave . +Go whip him 'fore the people's eyes : his raising ; +Nothing but his report . + +Yes , worthy sir , +The slave's report is seconded ; and more , +More fearful , is deliver'd . + +What more fearful ? + +It is spoke freely out of many mouths +How probable I do not know that Marcius , +Join'd with Aufidius , leads a power 'gainst Rome , +And vows revenge as spacious as between +The young'st and oldest thing . + +This is most likely . + +Rais'd only , that the weaker sort may wish +Good Marcius home again . + +The very trick on 't . + +This is unlikely : +He and Aufidius can no more atone , +Than violentest contrariety . + + +You are sent for to the senate : +A fearful army , led by Caius Marcius , +Associated with Aufidius , rages +Upon our territories ; and have already +O'erborne their way , consum'd with fire , and took +What lay before them . + + +O ! you have made good work ! + +What news ? what news ? + +You have holp to ravish your own daughters ; and +To melt the city leads upon your pates . +To see your wives dishonour'd to your noses , + +What's the news ? what's the news ? + +Your temples burned in their cement , and +Your franchises , whereon you stood , confin'd +Into an auger's bore . + +Pray now , your news ? +You have made fair work , I fear me . Pray , your news ? +If Marcius should be join'd with Volscians , + +If ! +He is their god : he leads them like a thing +Made by some other deity than Nature , +That shapes man better ; and they follow him , +Against us brats , with no less confidence +Than boys pursuing summer butterflies , +Or butchers killing flies . + +You have made good work , +You , and your apron-men ; you that stood so much +Upon the voice of occupation and +The breath of garlic-eaters ! + +He will shake +Your Rome about your ears . + +As Hercules +Did shake down mellow fruit . You have made fair work ! + +But is this true , sir ? + +Ay ; and you'll look pale +Before you find it other . All the regions +Do smilingly revolt ; and who resist +Are mock'd for valiant ignorance , +And perish constant fools . Who is't can blame him ? +Your enemies , and his , find something in him . + +We are all undone unless +The noble man have mercy . + +Who shall ask it ? +The tribunes cannot do't for shame ; the people +Deserve such pity of him as the wolf +Does of the shepherds : for his best friends , if they +Should say , 'Be good to Rome ,' they charg'd him even +As those should do that had deserv'd his hate , +And therein show'd like enemies . + +'Tis true : +If he were putting to my house the brand +That should consume it , I have not the face +To say , 'Beseech you , cease .' You have made fair hands , +You and your crafts ! you have crafted fair ! + +You have brought +A trembling upon Rome , such as was never +So incapable of help . + +Say not we brought it . + +Say not we brought it . + +How ! Was it we ? We lov'd him ; but , like beasts +And cowardly nobles , gave way unto your clusters , +Who did hoot him out o' the city . + +But I fear +They'll roar him in again . Tullus Aufidius , +The second name of men , obeys his points +As if he were his officer : desperation +Is all the policy , strength , and defence , +That Rome can make against them . + + +Here come the clusters . +And is Aufidius with him ? You are they +That made the air unwholesome , when you cast +Your stinking greasy caps in hooting at +Coriolanus' exile . Now he's coming ; +And not a hair upon a soldier's head +Which will not prove a whip : as many coxcombs +As you threw caps up will he tumble down , +And pay you for your voices . 'Tis no matter ; +If he could burn us all into one coal , +We have deserv'd it . + +Faith , we hear fearful news . + +For mine own part , +When I said banish him , I said 'twas pity . + +And so did I . + +And so did I ; and , to say the truth , so did very many of us . That we did we did for the best ; and though we willingly consented to his banishment , yet it was against our will . + +You're goodly things , you voices ! + +You have made +Good work , you and your cry ! Shall's to the Capitol ? + +O ! ay ; what else ? + + +Go , masters , get you home ; be not dismay'd : +These are a side that would be glad to have +This true which they so seem to fear . Go home , +And show no sign of fear . + +The gods be good to us ! Come , masters , let's home . I ever said we were i' the wrong when we banished him . + +So did we all . But come , let's home . + + +I do not like this news . + +Nor I . + +Let's to the Capitol . Would half my wealth +Would buy this for a lie ! + +Pray let us go . + + +Do they still fly to the Roman ? + +I do not know what witchcraft's in him , but +Your soldiers use him as the grace 'fore meat , +Their talk at table , and their thanks at end ; +And you are darken'd in this action , sir , +Even by your own . + +I cannot help it now , +Unless , by using means , I lame the foot +Of our design . He bears himself more proudlier , +Even to my person , than I thought he would +When first I did embrace him ; yet his nature +In that's no changeling , and I must excuse +What cannot be amended . + +Yet , I wish , sir , +I mean for your particular ,you had not +Join'd in commission with him ; but either +Had borne the action of yourself , or else +To him had left it solely . + +I understand thee well ; and be thou sure , +When he shall come to his account , he knows not +What I can urge against him . Although it seems , +And so he thinks , and is no less apparent +To the vulgar eye , that he bears all things fairly , +And shows good husbandry for the Volscian state , +Fights dragon-like , and does achieve as soon +As draw his sword ; yet he hath left undone +That which shall break his neck or hazard mine , +Whene'er we come to our account . + +Sir , I beseech you , think you he'll carry Rome ? + +All places yield to him ere he sits down ; +And the nobility of Rome are his : +The senators and patricians love him too : +The tribunes are no soldiers ; and their people +Will be as rash in the repeal as hasty +To expel him thence . I think he'll be to Rome +As is the osprey to the fish , who takes it +By sovereignty of nature . First he was +A noble servant to them , but he could not +Carry his honours even ; whether 'twas pride , +Which out of daily fortune ever taints +The happy man ; whether defect of judgment , +To fail in the disposing of those chances +Which he was lord of ; or whether nature , +Not to be other than one thing , not moving +From the casque to the cushion , but commanding peace +Even with the same austerity and garb +As he controll'd the war ; but one of these , +As he hath spices of them all , not all , +For I dare so far free him , made him fear'd , +So hated , and so banish'd : but he has a merit +To choke it in the utterance . So our virtues +Lie in the interpretation of the time ; +And power , unto itself most commendable , +Hath not a tomb so evident as a chair +To extol what it hath done . +One fire drives out one fire ; one nail , one nail ; +Rights by rights falter , strengths by strengths do fail . +Come , let's away . When , Caius , Rome is thine , +Thou art poor'st of all ; then shortly art thou mine . + +No , I'll not go : you hear what he hath said +Which was sometime his general ; who lov'd him +In a most dear particular . He call'd me father : +But what o' that ? Go , you that banish'd him ; +A mile before his tent fall down , and knee +The way into his mercy . Nay , if he coy'd +To hear Cominius speak , I'll keep at home . + +He would not seem to know me . + +Do you hear ? + +Yet one time he did call me by my name . +I urg'd our old acquaintance , and the drops +That we have bled together . Coriolanus +He would not answer to ; forbad all names ; +He was a kind of nothing , titleless , +Till he had forg'd himself a name o' the fire +Of burning Rome . + +Why , so : you have made good work ! +A pair of tribunes that have rack'd for Rome , +To make coals cheap : a noble memory ! + +I minded him how royal 'twas to pardon +When it was less expected : he replied , +It was a bare petition of a state +To one whom they had punish'd . + +Very well . +Could he say less ? + +I offer'd to awaken his regard +For's private friends : his answer to me was , +He could not stay to pick them in a pile +Of noisome musty chaff : he said 'twas folly , +For one poor grain or two , to leave unburnt , +And still to nose the offence . + +For one poor grain or two ! +I am one of those ; his mother , wife , his child , +And this brave fellow too , we are the grains : +You are the musty chaff , and you are smelt +Above the moon . We must be burnt for you . + +Nay , pray , be patient : if you refuse your aid +In this so-never-needed help , yet do not +Upbraid's with our distress . But , sure , if you +Would be your country's pleader , your good tongue , +More than the instant army we can make , +Might stop our countryman . + +No ; I'll not meddle . + +Pray you , go to him . + +What should I do ? + +Only make trial what your love can do +For Rome , towards Marcius . + +Well ; and say that Marcius +Return me , as Cominius is return'd , +Unheard ; what then ? +But as a discontented friend , grief-shot +With his unkindness ? say 't be so ? + +Yet your good will +Must have that thanks from Rome , after the measure +As you intended well . + +I'll undertake it : +I think he'll hear me . Yet , to bite his lip , +And hum at good Cominius , much unhearts me . +He was not taken well ; he had not din'd : +The veins unfill'd , our blood is cold , and then +We pout upon the morning , are unapt +To give or to forgive ; but when we have stuff'd +These pipes and these conveyances of our blood +With wine and feeding , we have suppler souls +Than in our priest-like fasts : therefore , I'll watch him +Till he be dieted to my request , +And then I'll set upon him . + +You know the very road into his kindness , +And cannot lose your way . + +Good faith , I'll prove him , +Speed how it will . I shall ere long have knowledge +Of my success . + + +He'll never hear him . + +Not ? + +I tell you he does sit in gold , his eye +Red as 'twould burn Rome , and his injury +The gaoler to his pity . I kneel'd before him ; +'Twas very faintly he said 'Rise ;' dismiss'd me +Thus , with his speechless hand : what he would do +He sent in writing after me ; what he would not , +Bound with an oath to yield to his conditions : +So that all hope is vain +Unless his noble mother and his wife , +Who , as I hear , mean to solicit him +For mercy to his country . Therefore let's hence , +And with our fair entreaties haste them on . + + +Stay ! whence are you ? + +Stand ! and go back . + +You guard like men ; 'tis well ; but , by your leave , +I am an officer of state , and come +To speak with Coriolanus . + +From whence ? + +From Rome . + +You may not pass ; you must return : our general +Will no more hear from thence . + +You'll see your Rome embrac'd with fire before +You'll speak with Coriolanus . + +Good my friends , +If you have heard your general talk of Rome , +And of his friends there , it is lots to blanks +My name hath touch'd your ears : it is Menenius . + +Be it so ; go back : the virtue of your name +Is not here passable . + +I tell thee , fellow , +Thy general is my lover : I have been +The book of his good acts , whence men have read +His fame unparallel'd , haply amplified ; +For I have ever glorified my friends +Of whom he's chief with all the size that verity +Would without lapsing suffer : nay , sometimes , +Like to a bowl upon a subtle ground , +I have tumbled past the throw , and in his praise +Have almost stamp'd the leasing . Therefore , fellow , +I must have leave to pass . + +Faith , sir , if you had told as many lies in his behalf as you have uttered words in your own , you should not pass here ; no , though it were as virtuous to lie as to live chastely . Therefore go back . + +Prithee , fellow , remember my name is Menenius , always factionary on the party of your general . + +Howsoever you have been his liar as you say you have I am one that , telling true under him , must say you cannot pass . Therefore go back . + +Has he dined , canst thou tell ? for I would not speak with him till after dinner . + +You are a Roman , are you ? + +I am as thy general is . + +Then you should hate Rome , as he does . Can you , when you have pushed out your gates the very defender of them , and , in a violent popular ignorance , given your enemy your shield , think to front his revenges with the easy groans of old women , the virginal palms of your daughters , or with the palsied intercession of such a decayed dotant as you seem to be ? Can you think to blow out the intended fire your city is ready to flame in with such weak breath as this ? No , you are deceived ; therefore , back to Rome , and prepare for your execution : you are condemned , our general has sworn you out of reprieve and pardon . + +Sirrah , if thy captain know I were here , he would use me with estimation . + +Come , my captain knows you not . + +I mean , thy general . + +My general cares not for you . +Back , I say : go , lest I let forth your half-pint of blood ; back , that's the utmost of your having : back . + +Nay , but , fellow , fellow , + + +What's the matter ? + +Now , you companion , I'll say an errand for you : you shall know now that I am in estimation ; you shall perceive that a Jack guardant cannot office me from my son Coriolanus : guess , but by my entertainment with him , if thou standest not i' the state of hanging , or of some death more long in spectatorship , and crueller in suffering ; behold now presently , and swound for what's to come upon thee . + +The glorious gods sit in hourly synod about thy particular prosperity , and love thee no worse than thy old father Menenius does ! O my son ! my son ! thou art preparing fire for us ; look thee , here's water to quench it . I was hardly moved to come to thee ; but being assured none but myself could move thee , I have been blown out of your gates with sighs ; and conjure thee to pardon Rome , and thy petitionary countrymen . The good gods assuage thy wrath , and turn the dregs of it upon this varlet here ; this , who , like a block , hath denied my access to thee . + +Away ! + +How ! away ! + +Wife , mother , child , I know not . My affairs +Are servanted to others : though I owe +My revenge properly , my remission lies +In Volscian breasts . That we have been familiar , +Ingrate forgetfulness shall poison , rather +Than pity note how much . Therefore , be gone : +Mine ears against your suits are stronger than +Your gates against my force . Yet , for I lov'd thee , +Take this along ; I writ it for thy sake , + +And would have sent it . Another word , Menenius , +I will not hear thee speak . This man , Aufidius , +Was my belov'd in Rome : yet thou behold'st ! + +You keep a constant temper . + + +Now , sir , is your name Menenius ? + +'Tis a spell , you see , of much power . You know the way home again . + +Do you hear how we are shent for keeping your greatness back ? + +What cause , do you think , I have to swound ? + +I neither care for the world , nor your general : for such things as you , I can scarce think there's any , ye're so slight . He that hath a will to die by himself fears it not from another . Let your general do his worst . For you , be that you are , long ; and your misery increase with your age ! I say to you , as I was said to , Away ! + + +A noble fellow , I warrant him . + +The worthy fellow is our general : he is the rock , the oak not to be wind-shaken . + + +We will before the walls of Rome to-morrow +Set down our host . My partner in this action , +You must report to the Volscian lords , how plainly +I have borne this business . + +Only their ends +You have respected ; stopp'd your ears against +The general suit of Rome ; never admitted +A private whisper ; no , not with such friends +That thought them sure of you . + +This last old man , +Whom with a crack'd heart I have sent to Rome , +Lov'd me above the measure of a father ; +Nay , godded me indeed . Their latest refuge +Was to send him ; for whose old love I have , +Though I show'd sourly to him , once more offer'd +The first conditions , which they did refuse , +And cannot now accept , to grace him only +That thought he could do more . A very little +I have yielded to ; fresh embassies and suits , +Nor from the state , nor private friends , hereafter +Will I lend ear to . + +Ha ! what shout is this ? +Shall I be tempted to infringe my vow +In the same time 'tis made ? I will not . + + +My wife comes foremost ; then the honour'd mould +Wherein this trunk was fram'd , and in her hand +The grandchild to her blood . But out , affection ! +All bond and privilege of nature , break ! +Let it be virtuous to be obstinate . +What is that curtsy worth ? or those doves' eyes , +Which can make gods forsworn ? I melt , and am not +Of stronger earth than others . My mother bows , +As if Olympus to a molehill should +In supplication nod ; and my young boy +Hath an aspect of intercession , which +Great nature cries , 'Deny not .' Let the Volsces +Plough Rome , and harrow Italy ; I'll never +Be such a gosling to obey instinct , but stand +As if a man were author of himself + +And knew no other kin . + +My lord and husband ! + +These eyes are not the same I wore in Rome . + +The sorrow that delivers us thus chang'd +Makes you think so . + +Like a dull actor now , +I have forgot my part , and I am out , +Even to a full disgrace . Best of my flesh , +Forgive my tyranny ; but do not say +For that , 'Forgive our Romans .' O ! a kiss +Long as my exile , sweet as my revenge ! +Now , by the jealous queen of heaven , that kiss +I carried from thee , dear , and my true lip +Hath virgin'd it e'er since . You gods ! I prate , +And the most noble mother of the world +Leave unsaluted . Sink , my knee , i' the earth ; + +Of thy deep duty more impression show +Than that of common sons . + +O ! stand up bless'd ; +Whilst , with no softer cushion than the flint , +I kneel before thee , and unproperly +Show duty , as mistaken all this while +Between the child and parent . + + +What is this ? +Your knees to me ! to your corrected son ! +Then let the pebbles on the hungry beach +Fillip the stars ; then let the mutinous winds +Strike the proud cedars 'gainst the fiery sun , +Murd'ring impossibility , to make +What cannot be , slight work . + +Thou art my warrior ; +I holp to frame thee . Do you know this lady ? + +The noble sister of Publicola , +The moon of Rome ; chaste as the icicle +That's curdied by the frost from purest snow , +And hangs on Dian's temple : dear Valeria ! + +This is a poor epitome of yours , + +Which by the interpretation of full time +May show like all yourself . + +The god of soldiers , +With the consent of supreme Jove , inform +Thy thoughts with nobleness ; that thou mayst prove +To shame unvulnerable , and stick i' the wars +Like a great sea-mark , standing every flaw , +And saving those that eye thee ! + +Your knee , sirrah . + +That's my brave boy ! + +Even he , your wife , this lady , and myself , +Are suitors to you . + +I beseech you , peace : +Or , if you'd ask , remember this before : +The things I have forsworn to grant may never +Be held by you denials . Do not bid me +Dismiss my soldiers , or capitulate +Again with Rome's mechanics : tell me not +Wherein I seem unnatural : desire not +To allay my rages and revenges with +Your colder reasons . + +O ! no more , no more ; +You have said you will not grant us any thing ; +For we have nothing else to ask but that +Which you deny already : yet we will ask ; +That , if you fail in our request , the blame +May hang upon your hardness . Therefore , hear us . + +Aufidius , and you Volsces , mark ; for we'll +Hear nought from Rome in private . Your request ? + +Should we be silent and not speak , our raiment +And state of bodies would bewray what life +We have led since thy exile . Think with thyself +How more unfortunate than all living women +Are we come hither : since that thy sight , which should +Make our eyes flow with joy , hearts dance with comforts , +Constrains them weep and shake with fear and sorrow ; +Making the mother , wife , and child to see +The son , the husband , and the father tearing +His country's bowels out . And to poor we +Thine enmity's most capital : thou barr'st us +Our prayers to the gods , which is a comfort +That all but we enjoy ; for how can we , +Alas ! how can we for our country pray , +Whereto we are bound , together with thy victory , +Whereto we are bound ? Alack ! or we must lose +The country , our dear nurse , or else thy person , +Our comfort in the country . We must find +An evident calamity , though we had +Our wish , which side should win ; for either thou +Must , as a foreign recreant , be led +With manacles through our streets , or else +Triumphantly tread on thy country's ruin , +And bear the palm for having bravely shed +Thy wife and children's blood . For myself , son , +I purpose not to wait on Fortune till +These wars determine : if I cannot persuade thee +Rather to show a noble grace to both parts +Than seek the end of one , thou shalt no sooner +March to assault thy country than to tread +Trust to't , thou shalt not on thy mother's womb , +That brought thee to this world . + +Ay , and mine , +That brought you forth this boy , to keep your name +Living to time . + +A' shall not tread on me : +I'll run away till I am bigger , but then I'll fight . + +Not of a woman's tenderness to be , +Requires nor child nor woman's face to see . +I have sat too long . + + +Nay , go not from us thus . +If it were so , that our request did tend +To save the Romans , thereby to destroy +The Volsces whom you serve , you might condemn us , +As poisonous of your honour : no ; our suit +Is , that you reconcile them : while the Volsces +May say , 'This mercy we have show'd ;' the Romans , +'This we receiv'd ;' and each in either side +Give the all-hail to thee , and cry , 'Be bless'd +For making up this peace !' Thou know'st , great son , +The end of war's uncertain ; but this certain , +That , if thou conquer Rome , the benefit +Which thou shalt thereby reap is such a name +Whose repetition will be dogg'd with curses ; +Whose chronicle thus writ : 'The man was noble , +But with his last attempt he wip'd it out , +Destroy'd his country , and his name remains +To the ensuing age abhorr'd .' Speak to me , son ! +Thou hast affected the fine strains of honour , +To imitate the graces of the gods ; +To tear with thunder the wide cheeks o' the air , +And yet to charge thy sulphur with a bolt +That should but rive an oak . Why dost not speak ? +Think'st thou it honourable for a noble man +Still to remember wrongs ? Daughter , speak you : +He cares not for your weeping . Speak thou , boy : +Perhaps thy childishness will move him more +Than can our reasons . There is no man in the world +More bound to 's mother ; yet here he lets me prate +Like one i' the stocks . Thou hast never in thy life +Show'd thy dear mother any courtesy ; +When she poor hen ! fond of no second brood +Has cluck'd thee to the wars , and safely home , +Loaden with honour . Say my request's unjust , +And spurn me back ; but if it be not so , +Thou art not honest , and the gods will plague thee , +That thou restrain'st from me the duty which +To a mother's part belongs . He turns away : +Down , ladies ; let us shame him with our knees . +To his surname Coriolanus 'longs more pride +Than pity to our prayers . Down : an end ; +This is the last : so we will home to Rome , +And die among our neighbours . Nay , behold us . +This boy , that cannot tell what he would have , +But kneels and holds up hands for fellowship , +Does reason our petition with more strength +Than thou hast to deny 't . Come , let us go : +This fellow had a Volscian to his mother ; +His wife is in Corioli , and his child +Like him by chance . Yet give us our dispatch : +I am hush'd until our city be a-fire , +And then I'll speak a little . + + +O , mother , mother ! +What have you done ? Behold ! the heavens do ope , +The gods look down , and this unnatural scene +They laugh at . O my mother ! mother ! O ! +You have won a happy victory to Rome ; +But , for your son , believe it , O ! believe it , +Most dangerously you have with him prevail'd , +If not most mortal to him . But let it come . +Aufidius , though I cannot make true wars , +I'll frame convenient peace . Now , good Aufidius , +Were you in my stead , would you have heard +A mother less , or granted less , Aufidius ? + +I was mov'd withal . + +I dare be sworn you were : +And , sir , it is no little thing to make +Mine eyes to sweat compassion . But , good sir , +What peace you'll make , advise me : for my part , +I'll not to Rome , I'll back with you ; and pray you , +Stand to me in this cause . O mother ! wife ! + +I am glad thou hast set thy mercy and thy honour +At difference in thee : out of that I'll work +Myself a former fortune . + + +Ay , by and by ; +But we will drink together ; and you shall bear +A better witness back than words , which we , +On like conditions , would have counter-seal'd . +Come , enter with us . Ladies , you deserve +To have a temple built you : all the swords +In Italy , and her confederate arms , +Could not have made this peace . + + +See you yond coign o' the Capitol , yond corner-stone ? + +Why , what of that ? + +If it be possible for you to displace it with your little finger , there is some hope the ladies of Rome , especially his mother , may prevail with him . But I say , there is no hope in 't . Our throats are sentenced and stay upon execution . + +Is't possible that so short a time can alter the condition of a man ? + +There is differency between a grub and a butterfly ; yet your butterfly was a grub . This Marcius is grown from man to dragon : he has wings ; he's more than a creeping thing . + +He loved his mother dearly . + +So did he me ; and he no more remembers his mother now than an eight-year-old horse . The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes : when he walks , he moves like an engine , and the ground shrinks before his treading : he is able to pierce a corslet with his eye ; talks like a knell , and his hum is a battery . He sits in his state , as a thing made for Alexander . What he bids be done is finished with his bidding . He wants nothing of a god but eternity and a heaven to throne in . + +Yes , mercy , if you report him truly . + +I paint him in the character . Mark what mercy his mother shall bring from him : there is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger ; that shall our poor city find : and all this is 'long of you . + +The gods be good unto us ! + +No , in such a case the gods will not be good unto us . When we banished him , we respected not them ; and , he returning to break our necks , they respect not us . + + +Sir , if you'd save your life , fly to your house : +The plebeians have got your fellow-tribune , +And hale him up and down ; all swearing , if +The Roman ladies bring not comfort home , +They'll give him death by inches . + + +What's the news ? + +Good news , good news ! the ladies have prevail'd , +The Volscians are dislodg'd , and Marcius gone . +A merrier day did never yet greet Rome , +No , not the expulsion of the Tarquins . + +Friend , +Art thou certain this is true ? is it most certain ? + +As certain as I know the sun is fire : +Where have you lurk'd that you make doubt of it ? +Ne'er through an arch so hurried the blown tide , +As the recomforted through the gates . Why , hark you ! + +The trumpets , sackbuts , psalteries , and fifes , +Tabors , and cymbals , and the shouting Romans , +Make the sun dance . Hark you ! + + +This is good news : +I will go meet the ladies . This Volumnia +Is worth of consuls , senators , patricians , +A city full ; of tribunes , such as you , +A sea and land full . You have pray'd well to-day : +This morning for ten thousand of your throats +I'd not have given a doit . Hark , how they joy ! + + +First , the gods bless you for your tidings ; next , +Accept my thankfulness . + +Sir , we have all +Great cause to give great thanks . + +They are near the city ? + +Almost at point to enter . + +We will meet them , +And help the joy . + +Behold our patroness , the life of Rome ! +Call all your tribes together , praise the gods , +And make triumphant fires ; strew flowers before them : +Unshout the noise that banish'd Marcius ; +Repeal him with the welcome of his mother ; +Cry , 'Welcome , ladies , welcome !' + +Welcome , ladies , +Welcome ! + + +Go tell the lords o' the city I am here : +Deliver them this paper : having read it , +Bid them repair to the market-place ; where I , +Even in theirs and in the commons' ears , +Will vouch the truth of it . Him I accuse +The city ports by this hath enter'd , and +Intends to appear before the people , hoping +To purge himself with words : dispatch . + + +Most welcome ! + +How is it with our general ? + +Even so +As with a man by his own alms empoison'd , +And with his charity slain . + +Most noble sir , +If you do hold the same intent wherein +You wish'd us parties , we'll deliver you +Of your great danger . + +Sir , I cannot tell : +We must proceed as we do find the people . + +The people will remain uncertain whilst +'Twixt you there's difference ; but the fall of either +Makes the survivor heir of all . + +I know it ; +And my pretext to strike at him admits +A good construction . I rais'd him , and I pawn'd +Mine honour for his truth : who being so heighten'd , +He water'd his new plants with dews of flattery , +Seducing so my friends ; and , to this end , +He bow'd his nature , never known before +But to be rough , unswayable , and free . + +Sir , his stoutness +When he did stand for consul , which he lost +By lack of stooping , + +That I would have spoke of : +Being banish'd for't , he came unto my hearth ; +Presented to my knife his throat : I took him ; +Made him joint-servant with me ; gave him way +In all his own desires ; nay , let him choose +Out of my files , his projects to accomplish , +My best and freshest men ; serv'd his designments +In mine own person ; holp to reap the fame +Which he did end all his ; and took some pride +To do myself this wrong : till , at the last , +I seem'd his follower , not partner ; and +He wag'd me with his countenance , as if +I had been mercenary . + +So he did , my lord : +The army marvell'd at it ; and , in the last , +When we had carried Rome , and that we look'd +For no less spoil than glory , + +There was it ; +For which my sinews shall be stretch'd upon him . +At a few drops of women's rheum , which are +As cheap as lies , he sold the blood and labour +Of our great action : therefore shall he die , +And I'll renew me in his fall . But , hark ! + + +Your native town you enter'd like a post , +And had no welcomes home ; but he returns , +Splitting the air with noise . + +And patient fools , +Whose children he hath slain , their base throats tear +With giving him glory . + +Therefore , at your vantage , +Ere he express himself , or move the people +With what he would say , let him feel your sword , +Which we will second . When he lies along , +After your way his tale pronounc'd shall bury +His reasons with his body . + +Say no more : +Here come the lords . + + +You are most welcome home . + +I have not deserv'd it . +But , worthy lords , have you with heed perus'd +What I have written to you ? + +We have . + +And grieve to hear 't . +What faults he made before the last , I think +Might have found easy fines ; but there to end +Where he was to begin , and give away +The benefit of our levies , answering us +With our own charge , making a treaty where +There was a yielding , this admits no excuse . + +He approaches : you shall hear him . + + +Hail , lords ! I am return'd your soldier ; +No more infected with my country's love +Than when I parted hence , but still subsisting +Under your great command . You are to know , +That prosperously I have attempted and +With bloody passage led your wars even to +The gates of Rome . Our spoils we have brought home +Do more than counterpoise a full third part +The charges of the action . We have made peace +With no less honour to the Antiates +Than shame to the Romans ; and we here deliver , +Subscrib'd by the consuls and patricians , +Together with the seal o' the senate , what +We have compounded on . + +Read it not , noble lords ; +But tell the traitor in the highest degree +He hath abus'd your powers . + +Traitor ! How now ? + +Ay , traitor , Marcius . + +Marcius ! + +Ay , Marcius , Caius Marcius . Dost thou think +I'll grace thee with that robbery , thy stol'n name +Coriolanus in Corioli ? +You lords and heads of the state , perfidiously +He has betray'd your business , and given up , +For certain drops of salt , your city Rome , +I say 'your city ,' to his wife and mother ; +Breaking his oath and resolution like +A twist of rotten silk , never admitting +Counsel o' the war , but at his nurse's tears +He whin'd and roar'd away your victory , +That pages blush'd at him , and men of heart +Look'd wondering each at other . + +Hear'st thou , Mars ? + +Name not the god , thou boy of tears . + +Ha ! + +No more . + +Measureless liar , thou hast made my heart +Too great for what contains it . Boy ! O slave ! +Pardon me , lords , 'tis the first time that ever +I was forc'd to scold . Your judgments , my grave lords , +Must give this cur the lie : and his own notion +Who wears my stripes impress'd upon him , that +Must bear my beating to his grave shall join +To thrust the lie unto him . + +Peace , both , and hear me speak . + +Cut me to pieces , Volsces ; men and lads , +Stain all your edges on me . Boy ! False hound ! +If you have writ your annals true , 'tis there , +That , like an eagle in a dove-cote , I +Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli : +Alone I did it . Boy ! + +Why , noble lords , +Will you be put in mind of his blind fortune , +Which was your shame , by this unholy braggart , +'Fore your own eyes and ears ? + +Let him die for 't . + +Tear him to pieces .Do it presently .He killed my son .My daughter .He killed my cousin Marcus .He killed my father . + +Peace , ho ! no outrage : peace ! +The man is noble and his fame folds in +This orb o' the earth . His last offences to us +Shall have judicious hearing . Stand , Aufidius , +And trouble not the peace . + +O ! that I had him , +With six Aufidiuses , or more , his tribe , +To use my lawful sword ! + +Insolent villain ! + +Kill , kill , kill , kill , kill him ! + + +Hold , hold , hold , hold ! + +My noble masters , hear me speak . + +O Tullus ! + +Thou hast done a deed whereat valour will weep . + +Tread not upon him . Masters all , be quiet . +Put up your swords . + +My lords , when you shall know ,as in this rage , +Provok'd by him , you cannot ,the great danger +Which this man's life did owe you , you'll rejoice +That he is thus cut off . Please it your honours +To call me to your senate , I'll deliver +Myself your loyal servant , or endure +Your heaviest censure . + +Bear from hence his body ; +And mourn you for him ! Let him be regarded +As the most noble corse that ever herald +Did follow to his urn . + +His own impatience +Takes from Aufidius a great part of blame . +Let's make the best of it . + +My rage is gone , +And I am struck with sorrow . Take him up : +Help , three o' the chiefest soldiers ; I'll be one . +Beat thou the drum , that it speak mournfully ; +Trail your steel pikes . Though in this city he +Hath widow'd and unchilded many a one , +Which to this hour bewail the injury , +Yet he shall have a noble memory . +Assist . + +HAMLET, PRINCE OF DENMARK + +Ghost of Hamlet's Father . + + +Who's there ? + +Nay , answer me ; stand , and unfold yourself . + +Long live the king ! + +Bernardo ? + +He . + +You come most carefully upon your hour . + +'Tis now struck twelve ; get thee to bed , Francisco . + +For this relief much thanks ; 'tis bitter cold , +And I am sick at heart . + +Have you had quiet guard ? + +Not a mouse stirring . + +Well , good-night . +If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus , +The rivals of my watch , bid them make hasie . + +I think I hear them . Stand , ho ! Who's there ? + + +Friends to this ground . + +And liegemen to the Dane . + +Give you good-night . + +O ! farewell , honest soldier : +Who hath reliev'd you ? + +Bernardo has my place . +Give you good-night . + + +Holla ! Bernardo ! + +Say , +What ! is Horatio there ? + +A piece of him . + +Welcome , Horatio ; welcome , good Marcellus . + +What ! has this thing appear'd again to-night ? + +I have seen nothing . + +Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy , +And will not let belief take hold of him +Touching this dreaded sight twice seen of us : +Therefore I have entreated him along +With us to watch the minutes of this night ; +That if again this apparition come , +He may approve our eyes and speak to it . + +Tush , tush ! 'twill not appear . + +Sit down awhile , +And let us once again assail your ears , +That are so fortified against our story , +What we two nights have seen . + +Well , sit we down , +And let us hear Bernardo speak of this . + +Last night of all , +When yond same star that's westward from the pole +Had made his course to illume that part of heaven +Where now it burns , Marcellus and myself , +The bell then beating one , + +Peace ! break thee off ; look , where it comes again ! + + +In the same figure , like the king that's dead . + +Thou art a scholar ; speak to it , Horatio . + +Looks it not like the king ? mark it , Horatio . + +Most like : it harrows me with fear and wonder . + +It would be spoke to . + +Question it , Horatio . + +What art thou that usurp'st this time of night , +Together with that fair and war-like form +In which the majesty of buried Denmark +Did sometimes march ? by heaven I charge thee , speak ! + +It is offended . + +See ! it stalks away . + +Stay ! speak , speak ! I charge thee , speak ! + + +'Tis gone , and will not answer . + +How now , Horatio ! you tremble and look pale : +Is not this something more than fantasy ? +What think you on 't ? + +Before my God , I might not this believe +Without the sensible and true avouch +Of mine own eyes . + +Is it not like the king ? + +As thou-art to thyself : +Such was the very armour he had on +When he the ambitious Norway combated ; +So frown'd he once , when , in an angry parle , +He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice . +'Tis strange . + +Thus twice before , and jump at this dead hour , +With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch . + +In what particular thought to work I know not ; +But in the gross and scope of my opinion , +This bodes some strange eruption to our state . + +Good now , sit down , and tell me , he that knows , +Why this same strict and most observant watch +So nightly toils the subject of the land ; +And why such daily cast of brazen cannon , +And foreign mart for implements of war ; +Why such impress of shipwrights , whose sore task +Does not divide the Sunday from the week ; +What might be toward , that this sweaty haste +Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day : +Who is 't that can inform me ? + +That can I ; +At least , the whisper goes so . Our last king , +Whose image even but now appear'd to us , +Was , as you know , by Fortinbras of Norway , +Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride , +Dar'd to the combat ; in which our valiant Hamlet +For so this side of our known world esteem'd him +Did slay this Fortinbras ; who , by a seal'd compact , +Well ratified by law and heraldry , +Did forfeit with his life all those his lands +Which he stood seiz'd of , to the conqueror ; +Against the which , a moiety competent +Was gaged by our king ; which had return'd +To the inheritance of Fortinbras , +Had he been vanquisher ; as , by the same covenant , +And carriage of the article design'd , +His fell to Hamlet . Now , sir , young Fortinbras , +Of unimproved mettle hot and full , +Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there +Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes , +For food and diet , to some enterprise +That hath a stomach in 't ; which is no other +As it doth well appear unto our state +But to recover of us , by strong hand +And terms compulsative , those foresaid lands +So by his father lost . And this , I take it , +Is the main motive of our preparations , +The source of this our watch and the chief head +Of this post-haste and romage in the land . + +I think it be no other but e'en so ; +Well may it sort that this portentous figure +Comes armed through our watch , so like the king +That was and is the question of these wars . + +A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye . +In the most high and palmy state of Rome , +A little ere the mightiest Julius fell , +The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead +Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets ; +As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood , +Disasters in the sun ; and the moist star +Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands +Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse ; +And even the like precurse of fierce events , +As harbingers preceding still the fates +And prologue to the omen coming on , +Have heaven and earth together demonstrated +Unto our climatures and countrymen . +But , soft ! behold ! lo ! where it comes again . + + +I'll cross it , though it blast me . Stay , illusion ! +If thou hast any sound , or use of voice , +Speak to me : +If there be any good thing to be done , +That may to thee do ease and grace to me , +Speak to me : +If thou art privy to thy country's fate , +Which happily foreknowing may avoid , +O ! speak ; +Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life +Extorted treasure in the womb of earth , +For which , they say , you spirits oft walk in death , + + +Speak of it : stay , and speak ! Stop it , Marcellus . + +Shall I strike at it with my partisan ? + +Do , if it will not stand . + +'Tis here ! + +'Tis here ! + + +'Tis gone ! +We do it wrong , being so majestical , +To offer it the show of violence ; +For it is , as the air , invulnerable , +And our vain blows malicious mockery . + +It was about to speak when the cock crew . + +And then it started like a guilty thing +Upon a fearful summons . I have heard , +The cock , that is the trumpet to the morn , +Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat +Awake the god of day ; and at his warning , +Whether in sea or fire , in earth or air , +The extravagant and erring spirit hies +To his confine ; and of the truth herein +This present object made probation . + +It faded on the crowing of the cock . +Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes +Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated , +The bird of dawning singeth all night long ; +And then , they say , no spirit can walk abroad ; +The nights are wholesome ; then no planets strike , +No fairy takes , nor witch hath power to charm , +So hallow'd and so gracious is the time . + +So have I heard and do in part believe it . +But , look , the morn in russet mantle clad , +Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastern hill ; +Break we our watch up ; and by my advice +Let us impart what we have seen to-night +Unto young Hamlet ; for , upon my life , +This spirit , dumb to us , will speak to him . +Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it , +As needful in our loves , fitting our duty ? + +Let's do't , I pray ; and I this morning know +Where we shall find him most conveniently . + + +Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death +The memory be green , and that it us befitted +To bear our hearts in grief and our whole kingdom +To be contracted in one brow of woe , +Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature +That we with wisest sorrow think on him , +Together with remembrance of ourselves . +Therefore our sometime sister , now our queen , +The imperial jointress of this war-like state , +Have we , as 'twere with a defeated joy , +With one auspicious and one dropping eye , +With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage , +In equal scale weighing delight and dole , +Taken to wife : nor have we herein barr'd +Your better wisdoms , which have freely gone +With this affair along : for all , our thanks . +Now follows , that you know , young Fortinbras , +Holding a weak supposal of our worth , +Or thinking by our late dear brother's death +Our state to be disjoint and out of frame , +Colleagued with the dream of his advantage , +He hath not fail'd to pester us with message , +Importing the surrender of those lands +Lost by his father , with all bands of law , +To our most valiant brother . So much for him . +Now for ourself and for this time of meeting . +Thus much the business is : we have here writ +To Norway , uncle of young Fortinbras , +Who , impotent and bed-rid , scarcely hears +Of this his nephew's purpose , to suppress +His further gait herein ; in that the levies , +The lists and full proportions , are all made +Out of his subject ; and we here dispatch +You , good Cornelius , and you , Voltimand , +For bearers of this greeting to old Norway , +Giving to you no further personal power +To business with the king more than the scope +Of these delated articles allow . +Farewell and let your haste commend your duty . + +In that and all things will we show our duty . + +In that and all things will we show our duty . + +We doubt it nothing : heartily farewell . + +And now , Laertes , what's the news with you ? +You told us of some suit ; what is't , Laertes ? +You cannot speak of reason to the Dane , +And lose your voice ; what wouldst thou beg , Laertes , +That shall not be my offer , not thy asking ? +The head is not more native to the heart , +The hand more instrumental to the mouth , +Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father . +What wouldst thou have , Laertes ? + +Dread my lord , +Your leave and favour to return to France ; +From whence though willingly I came to Denmark , +To show my duty in your coronation , +Yet now , I must confess , that duty done , +My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France +And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon . + +Have you your father's leave ? What says Polonius ? + +He hath , my lord , wrung from me my slow leave +By laboursome petition , and at last +Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent : +I do beseech you , give him leave to go . + +Take thy fair hour , Laertes ; time be thine , +And thy best graces spend it at thy will . +But now , my cousin Hamlet , and my son , + +A little more than kin , and less than kind . + +How is it that the clouds still hang on you ? + +Not so , my lord ; I am too much i' the sun . + +Good Hamlet , cast thy nighted colour off , +And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark . +Do not for ever with thy vailed lids +Seek for thy noble father in the dust : +Thou know'st 'tis common ; all that live must die , +Passing through nature to eternity . + +Ay , madam , it is common . + +If it be , +Why seems it so particular with thee ? + +Seems , madam ! Nay , it is ; I know not 'seems .' +'Tis not alone my inky cloak , good mother , +Nor customary suits of solemn black , +Nor windy suspiration of forc'd breath , +No , nor the fruitful river in the eye , +Nor the dejected haviour of the visage , +Together with all forms , modes , shows of grief , +That can denote me truly ; these indeed seem , +For they are actions that a man might play : +But I have that within which passeth show ; +These but the trappings and the suits of woe . + +'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature , Hamlet , +To give these mourning duties to your father : +But , you must know , your father lost a father ; +That father lost , lost his ; and the survivor bound +In filial obligation for some term +To do obsequious sorrow ; but to persever +In obstinate condolement is a course +Of impious stubbornness ; 'tis unmanly grief : +It shows a will most incorrect to heaven , +A heart unfortified , a mind impatient , +An understanding simple and unschool'd : +For what we know must be and is as common +As any the most vulgar thing to sense , +Why should we in our peevish opposition +Take it to heart ? Fie ! 'tis a fault to heaven , +A fault against the dead , a fault to nature , +To reason most absurd , whose common theme +Is death of fathers , and who still hath cried , +From the first corse till he that died to-day , +'This must be so .' We pray you , throw to earth +This unprevailing woe , and think of us +As of a father ; for let the world take note , +You are the most immediate to our throne ; +And with no less nobility of love +Than that which dearest father bears his son +Do I impart toward you . For your intent +In going back to school in Wittenberg , +It is most retrograde to our desire ; +And we beseech you , bend you to remain +Here , in the cheer and comfort of our eye , +Our chiefest courtier , cousin , and our son . + +Let not thy mother lose her prayers , Hamlet : +I pray thee , stay with us ; go not to Wittenberg . + +I shall in all my best obey you , madam . + +Why , 'tis a loving and a fair reply : +Be as ourself in Denmark . Madam , come ; +This gentle and unforc'd accord of Hamlet +Sits smiling to my heart ; in grace whereof , +No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day , +But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell , +And the king's rouse the heavens shall bruit again , +Re-speaking earthly thunder . Come away . + + +O ! that this too too solid flesh would melt , +Thaw and resolve itself into a dew ; +Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd +His canon 'gainst self-slaughter ! O God ! O God ! +How weary , stale , flat , and unprofitable +Seem to me all the uses of this world . +Fie on 't ! O fie ! 'tis an unweeded garden , +That grows to seed ; things rank and gross in nature +Possess it merely . That it should come to this ! +But two months dead : nay , not so much , not two : +So excellent a king ; that was , to this , +Hyperion to a satyr ; so loving to my mother +That he might not beteem the winds of heaven +Visit her face too roughly . Heaven and earth ! +Must I remember ? why , she would hang on him , +As if increase of appetite had grown +By what it fed on ; and yet , within a month , +Let me not think on't : Frailty , thy name is woman ! +A little month ; or ere those shoes were old +With which she follow'd my poor father's body , +Like Niobe , all tears ; why she , even she , +O God ! a beast , that wants discourse of reason , +Would have mourn'd longer ,married with mine uncle , +My father's brother , but no more like my father +Than I to Hercules : within a month , +Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears +Had left the flushing in her galled eyes , +She married . O ! most wicked speed , to post +With such dexterity to incestuous sheets . +It is not nor it cannot come to good ; +But break , my heart , for I must hold my tongue ! + + +Hail to your lordship ! + +I am glad to see you well : +Horatio , or I do forget myself . + +The same , my lord , and your poor servant ever . + +Sir , my good friend ; I'll change that name with you . +And what make you from Wittenberg , Horatio ? +Marcellus ? + +My good lord , + +I am very glad to see you . + +Good even , sir . +But what , in faith , make you from Wittenberg ? + +A truant disposition , good my lord . + +I would not hear your enemy say so , +Nor shall you do mine ear that violence , +To make it truster of your own report +Against yourself ; I know you are no truant . +But what is your affair in Elsinore ? +We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart . + +My lord , I came to see your father's funeral . + +I pray thee , do not mock me , fellow-student ; +I think it was to see my mother's wedding . + +Indeed , my lord , it follow'd hard upon . + +Thrift , thrift , Horatio ! the funeral bak'd meats +Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables . +Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven +Ere I had ever seen that day , Horatio ! +My father , methinks I see my father . + +O ! where , my lord ? + +In my mind's eye , Horatio . + +I saw him once ; he was a goodly king . + +He was a man , take him for all in all , +I shall not look upon his like again . + +My lord , I think I saw him yesternight . + +Saw who ? + +My lord , the king your father . + +The king , my father ! + +Season your admiration for a while +With an attent ear , till I may deliver , +Upon the witness of these gentlemen , +This marvel to you . + +For God's love , let me hear . + +Two nights together had these gentlemen , +Marcellus and Bernardo , on their watch , +In the dead vast and middle of the night , +Been thus encounter'd : a figure like your father , +Armed at points exactly , cap-a-pe , +Appears before them , and with solemn march +Goes slow and stately by them : thrice he walk'd +By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes , +Within his truncheon's length ; whilst they , distill'd +Almost to jelly with the act of fear , +Stand dumb and speak not to him . This to me +In dreadful secrecy impart they did , +And I with them the third night kept the watch ; +Where , as they had deliver'd , both in time , +Form of the thing , each word made true and good , +The apparition comes . I knew your father ; +These hands are not more like . + +But where was this ? + +My lord , upon the platform where we watch'd . + +Did you not speak to it ? + +My lord , I did ; +But answer made it none ; yet once methought +It lifted up its head and did address +Itself to motion , like as it would speak ; +But even then the morning cock crew loud , +And at the sound it shrunk in haste away +And vanish'd from our sight . + +'Tis very strange . + +As I do live , my honour'd lord , 'tis true ; +And we did think it writ down in our duty +To let you know of it . + +Indeed , indeed , sirs , but this troubles me . +Hold you the watch to-night ? + +We do , my lord . + +We do , my lord . + +Arm'd , say you ? + +Arm'd , my lord . + +Arm'd , my lord . + +From top to toe ? + +My lord , from head to foot . + +My lord , from head to foot . + +Then saw you not his face ? + +O yes ! my lord ; he wore his beaver up . + +What ! look'd he frowningly ? + +A countenance more in sorrow than in anger . + +Pale or red ? + +Nay , very pale . + +And fix'd his eyes upon you ? + +Most constantly . + +I would I had been there . + +It would have much amaz'd you . + +Very like , very like . Stay'd it long ? + +While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred . + +Longer , longer . + +Longer , longer . + +Not when I saw it . + +His beard was grizzled , no ? + +It was , as I have seen it in his life , +A sable silver'd . + +I will watch to-night ; +Perchance 'twill walk again . + +I warrant it will . + +If it assume my noble father's person , +I'll speak to it , though hell itself should gape +And bid me hold my peace . I pray you all , +If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight , +Let it be tenable in your silence still ; +And whatsoever else shall hap to-night , +Give it an understanding , but no tongue : +I will requite your loves . So , fare you well . +Upon the platform , 'twixt eleven and twelve , +I'll visit you . + +Our duty to your honour . + +Your loves , as mine to you . Farewell . + +My father's spirit in arms ! all is not well ; +I doubt some foul play : would the night were come ! +Till then sit still , my soul : foul deeds will rise , +Though all the earth o'erwhelm them , to men's eyes . + + +My necessaries are embark'd ; farewell : +And , sister , as the winds give benefit +And convoy is assistant , do not sleep , +But let me hear from you . + +Do you doubt that ? + +For Hamlet , and the trifling of his favour , +Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood , +A violet in the youth of primy nature , +Forward , not permanent , sweet , not lasting , +The perfume and suppliance of a minute ; +No more . + +No more but so ? + +Think it no more : +For nature , crescent , does not grow alone +In thews and bulk ; but , as this temple waxes , +The inward service of the mind and soul +Grows wide withal . Perhaps he loves you now , +And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch +The virtue of his will ; but you must fear , +His greatness weigh'd , his will is not his own , +For he himself is subject to his birth ; +He may not , as unvalu'd persons do , +Carve for himself , for on his choice depends +The safety and the health of the whole state ; +And therefore must his choice be circumscrib'd +Unto the voice and yielding of that body +Whereof he is the head . Then if he says he loves you , +It fits your wisdom so far to believe it +As he in his particular act and place +May give his saying deed ; which is no further +Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal . +Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain , +If with too credent ear you list his songs , +Or lose your heart , or your chaste treasure open +To his unmaster'd importunity . +Fear it , Ophelia , fear it , my dear sister ; +And keep you in the rear of your affection , +Out of the shot and danger of desire . +The chariest maid is prodigal enough +If she unmask her beauty to the moon ; +Virtue herself 'scapes not calumnious strokes ; +The canker galls the infants of the spring +Too oft before their buttons be disclos'd , +And in the morn and liquid dew of youth +Contagious blastments are most imminent . +Be wary then ; best safety lies in fear : +Youth to itself rebels , though none else near . + +I shall th' effect of this good lesson keep , +As watchman to my heart . But , good my brother , +Do not , as some ungracious pastors do , +Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven , +Whiles , like a puff'd and reckless libertine , +Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads , +And recks not his own rede . + +O ! fear me not . +I stay too long ; but here my father comes . + + +A double blessing is a double grace ; + +Occasion smiles upon a second leave . + +Yet here , Laertes ! aboard , aboard , for shame ! +The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail , +And you are stay'd for . There , my blessing with thee ! +And these few precepts in thy memory +Look thou character . Give thy thoughts no tongue , +Nor any unproportion'd thought his act . +Be thou familiar , but by no means vulgar ; +The friends thou hast , and their adoption tried , +Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel ; +But do not dull thy palm with entertainment +Of each new-hatch'd , unfledg'd comrade . Beware +Of entrance to a quarrel , but , being in , +Bear 't that th' opposed may beware of thee . +Give every man thine ear , but few thy voice ; +Take each man's censure , but reserve thy judgment . +Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy , +But not express'd in fancy ; rich , not gaudy ; +For the apparel oft proclaims the man , +And they in France of the best rank and station +Are most select and generous , chief in that . +Neither a borrower , nor a lender be ; +For loan oft loses both itself and friend , +And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry . +This above all : to thine own self be true , +And it must follow , as the night the day , +Thou canst not then be false to any man . +Farewell ; my blessing season this in thee ! + +Most humbly do I take my leave , my lord . + +The time invites you ; go , your servants tend . + +Farewell , Ophelia ; and remember well +What I have said to you . + +'Tis in my memory lock'd , +And you yourself shall keep the key of it . + +Farewell . + + +What is 't , Ophelia , he hath said to you ? + +So please you , something touching the Lord Hamlet . + +Marry , well bethought : +'Tis told me , he hath very oft of late +Given private time to you ; and you yourself +Have of your audience been most free and bounteous . +If it be so ,as so 'tis put on me , +And that in way of caution ,I must tell you , +You do not understand yourself so clearly +As it behoves my daughter and your honour . +What is between you ? give me up the truth . + +He hath , my lord , of late made many tenders +Of his affection to me . + +Affection ! pooh ! you speak like a green girl , +Unsifted in such perilous circumstance . +Do you believe his tenders , as you call them ? + +I do not know , my lord , what I should think . + +Marry , I'll teach you : think yourself a baby , +That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay , +Which are not sterling . Tender yourself more dearly ; +Or ,not to crack the wind of the poor phrase , +Running it thus ,you'll tender me a fool . + +My lord , he hath importun'd me with love +In honourable fashion . + +Ay , fashion you may call it : go to , go to . + +And hath given countenance to his speech , my lord , +With almost all the holy vows of heaven . + +Ay , springes to catch woodcocks . I do know , +When the blood burns , how prodigal the soul +Lends the tongue vows : these blazes , daughter , +Giving more light than heat , extinct in both , +Even in their promise , as it is a-making , +You must not take for fire . From this time +Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence ; +Set your entreatments at a higher rate +Than a command to parley . For Lord Hamlet , +Believe so much in him , that he is young , +And with a larger tether may he walk +Than may be given you : in few , Ophelia , +Do not believe his vows , for they are brokers , +Not of that dye which their investments show , +But mere implorators of unholy suits , +Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds , +The better to beguile . This is for all : +I would not , in plain terms , from this time forth , +Have you so slander any moment's leisure , +As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet . +Look to 't , I charge you ; come your ways . + +I shall obey , my lord . + + +The air bites shrewdly ; it is very cold . + +It is a nipping and an eager air . + +What hour now ? + +I think it lacks of twelve . + +No , it is struck . + +Indeed ? I heard it not : then it draws near the season +Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk . + +What does this mean , my lord ? + +The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse , +Keeps wassail , and the swaggering up-spring reels ; +And , as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down , +The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out +The triumph of his pledge . + +Is it a custom ? + +Ay , marry , is 't : +But to my mind ,though I am native here +And to the manner born ,it is a custom +More honour'd in the breach than the observance . +This heavy-headed revel east and west +Makes us traduc'd and tax'd of other nations ; +They clepe us drunkards , and with swinish phrase +Soil our addition ; and indeed it takes +From our achievements , though perform'd at height , +The pith and marrow of our attribute . +So , oft it chances in particular men , +That for some vicious mole of nature in them , +As , in their birth ,wherein they are not guilty , +Since nature cannot choose his origin , +By the o'ergrowth of some complexion , +Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason , +Or by some habit that too much o'er-leavens +The form of plausive manners ; that these men , +Carrying , I say , the stamp of one defect , +Being nature's livery , or fortune's star , +Their virtues else , be they as pure as grace , +As infinite as man may undergo , +Shall in the general censure take corruption +From that particular fault : the dram of eale +Doth all the noble substance of a doubt , +To his own scandal . + + +Look , my lord , it comes . + +Angels and ministers of grace defend us ! +Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd , +Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell , +Be thy intents wicked or charitable , +Thou com'st in such a questionable shape +That I will speak to thee : I'll call thee Hamlet , +King , father ; royal Dane , O ! answer me : +Let me not burst in ignorance ; but tell +Why thy canoniz'd bones , hearsed in death , +Have burst their cerements ; why the sepulchre , +Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd , +Hath op'd his ponderous and marble jaws , +To cast thee up again . What may this mean , +That thou , dead corse , again in complete steel +Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon , +Making night hideous ; and we fools of nature +So horridly to shake our disposition +With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls ? +Say , why is this ? wherefore ? what should we do ? + + +It beckons you to go away with it , +As if it some impartment did desire +To you alone . + +Look , with what courteous action +It waves you to a more removed ground : +But do not go with it . + +No , by no means . + +It will not speak ; then , will I follow it . + +Do not , my lord . + +Why , what should be the fear ? +I do not set my life at a pin's fee ; +And for my soul , what can it do to that , +Being a thing immortal as itself ? +It waves me forth again ; I'll follow it . + +What if it tempt you toward the flood , my lord , +Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff +That beetles o'er his base into the sea , +And there assume some other horrible form , +Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason +And draw you into madness ? think of it ; +The very place puts toys of desperation , +Without more motive , into every brain +That looks so many fathoms to the sea +And hears it roar beneath . + +It waves me still . Go on , I'll follow thee . + +You shall not go , my lord . + +Hold off your hands ! + +Be rul'd ; you shall not go . + +My fate cries out , +And makes each petty artery in this body +As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve . + +Still am I call'd . Unhand me , gentlemen , + +By heaven ! I'll make a ghost of him that lets me : +I say , away ! Go on , I'll follow thee . + + +He wares desperate with imagination . + +Let's follow ; 'tis not fit thus to obey him . + +Have after . To what issue will this come ? + +Something is rotten in the state of Denmark . + +Heaven will direct it . + +Nay , let's follow him . + + +Whither wilt thou lead me ? speak ; I'll go no further . + +Mark me . + +I will . + +My hour is almost come , +When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames +Must render up myself . + +Alas ! poor ghost . + +Pity me not , but lend thy serious hearing +To what I shall unfold . + +Speak ; I am bound to hear . + +So art thou to revenge , when thou shalt hear . + +What ? + +I am thy father's spirit ; +Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night , +And for the day confin'd to fast in fires , +Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature +Are burnt and purg'd away . But that I am forbid +To tell the secrets of my prison-house , +I could a tale unfold whose lightest word +Would harrow up thy soul , freeze thy young blood , +Make thy two eyes , like stars , start from their spheres , +Thy knotted and combined locks to part , +And each particular hair to stand an end , +Like quills upon the fretful porpentine : +But this eternal blazon must not be +To ears of flesh and blood . List , list , O list ! +If thou didst ever thy dear father love + +O God ! + +Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder . + +Murder ! + +Murder most foul , as in the best it is ; +But this most foul , strange , and unnatural . + +Haste me to know't , that I , with wings as swift +As meditation or the thoughts of love , +May sweep to my revenge . + +I find thee apt ; +And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed +That rots itself in ease on Lethe wharf , +Wouldst thou not stir in this . Now , Hamlet , hear : +'Tis given out that , sleeping in mine orchard , +A serpent stung me ; so the whole ear of Denmark +Is by a forged process of my death +Rankly abus'd ; but know , thou noble youth , +The serpent that did sting thy father's life +Now wears his crown . + +O my prophetic soul ! +My uncle ! + +Ay , that incestuous , that adulterate beast , +With witchcraft of his wit , with traitorous gifts , +O wicked wit and gifts , that have the power +So to seduce !won to his shameful lust +The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen . +O Hamlet ! what a falling-off was there ; +From me , whose love was of that dignity +That it went hand in hand even with the vow +I made to her in marriage ; and to decline +Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor +To those of mine ! +But virtue , as it never will be mov'd , +Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven , +So lust , though to a radiant angel link'd , +Will sate itself in a celestial bed , +And prey on garbage . +But , soft ! methinks I scent the morning air ; +Brief let me be . Sleeping within mine orchard , +My custom always in the afternoon , +Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole , +With juice of cursed hebona in a vial , +And in the porches of mine ears did pour +The leperous distilment ; whose effect +Holds such an enmity with blood of man +That swift as quicksilver it courses through +The natural gates and alleys of the body , +And with a sudden vigour it doth posset +And curd , like eager droppings into milk , +The thin and wholesome blood : so did it mine ; +And a most instant tetter bark'd about , +Most lazar-like , with vile and loathsome crust , +All my smooth body . +Thus was I , sleeping , by a brother's hand , +Of life , of crown , of queen , at once dispatch'd ; +Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin , +Unhousel'd , disappointed , unanel'd , +No reckoning made , but sent to my account +With all my imperfections on my head : +O , horrible ! O , horrible ! most horrible ! +If thou hast nature in thee , bear it not ; +Let not the royal bed of Denmark be +A couch for luxury and damned incest . +But , howsoever thou pursu'st this act , +Taint not thy mind , nor let thy soul contrive +Against thy mother aught ; leave her to heaven , +And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge , +To prick and sting her . Fare thee well at once ! +The glow-worm shows the matin to be near , +And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire ; +Adieu , adieu ! Hamlet , remember me . + + +O all you host of heaven ! O earth ! What else ? +And shall I couple hell ? O fie ! Hold , hold , my heart ! +And you , my sinews , grow not instant old , +But bear me stiffly up ! Remember thee ! +Ay , thou poor ghost , while memory holds a seat +In this distracted globe . Remember thee ! +Yea , from the table of my memory +I'll wipe away all trivial fond records , +All saws of books , all forms , all pressures past , +That youth and observation copied there ; +And thy commandment all alone shall live +Within the book and volume of my brain , +Unmix'd with baser matter : yes , by heaven ! +O most pernicious woman ! +O villain , villain , smiling , damned villain ! +My tables ,meet it is I set it down , +That one may smile , and smile , and be a villain ; +At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark : + +So , uncle , there you are . Now to my word ; +It is , 'Adieu , adieu ! remember me . +I have sworn 't . + +My lord ! my lord ! + +Lord Hamlet ! + +Heaven secure him ! + +So be it ! + +Hillo , ho , ho , my lord ! + +Hillo , ho , ho , boy ! come , bird , come . + + +How is't , my noble lord ? + +What news , my lord ? + +O ! wonderful . + +Good my lord , tell it . + +No ; you will reveal it . + +Not I , my lord , by heaven ! + +Nor I , my lord . + +How say you , then ; would heart of man once think it ? +But you'll be secret ? + +Ay , by heaven , my lord . + +Ay , by heaven , my lord . + +There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark , +But he's an arrant knave . + +There needs no ghost , my lord , come from the grave , +To tell us this . + +Why , right ; you are i' the right ; +And so , without more circumstance at all , +I hold it fit that we shake hands and part ; +You , as your business and desire shall point you , +For every man hath business and desire , +Such as it is ,and , for mine own poor part , +Look you , I'll go pray . + +These are but wild and whirling words , my lord . + +I am sorry they offend you , heartily ; +Yes , faith , heartily . + +There's no offence , my lord . + +Yes , by Saint Patrick , but there is , Horatio , +And much offence , too . Touching this vision here , +It is an honest ghost , that let me tell you ; +For your desire to know what is between us , +O'ermaster't as you may . And now , good friends , +As you are friends , scholars , and soldiers , +Give me one poor request . + +What is't , my lord ? we will . + +Never make known what you have seen to-night . + +My lord , we will not . + +My lord , we will not . + +Nay , but swear't . + +In faith , +My lord , not I . + +Nor I , my lord , in faith . + +Upon my sword . + +We have sworn , my lord , already . + +Indeed , upon my sword , indeed . + +Swear . + +Ah , ha , boy ! sayst thou so ? art thou there , true-penny ? +Come on ,you hear this fellow in the cellar-age , +Consent to swear . + +Propose the oath , my lord . + +Never to speak of this that you have seen , +Swear by my sword . + +Swear . + +Hic et ubique ? then we'll shift our ground . +Come hither , gentlemen , +And lay your hands again upon my sword : +Never to speak of this that you have heard , +Swear by my sword . + +Swear . + +Well said , old mole ! canst work i' the earth so fast ? +A worthy pioner ! once more remove , good friends . + +O day and night , but this is wondrous strange ! + +And therefore as a stranger give it welcome . +There are more things in heaven and earth , Horatio , +Than are dreamt of in your philosophy . +But come ; +Here , as before , never , so help you mercy , +How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself , +As I perchance hereafter shall think meet +To put an antic disposition on , +That you , at such times seeing me , never shall , +With arms encumber'd thus , or this head-shake , +Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase , +As , 'Well , well , we know ,' or , 'We could , an if we would ;' +Or , 'If we list to speak ,' or , 'There be , an if they might ;' +Or such ambiguous giving out , to note +That you know aught of me : this not to do , +So grace and mercy at your most need help you , +Swear . + +Swear . + + +Rest , rest , perturbed spirit ! So , gentlemen , +With all my love I do commend me to you : +And what so poor a man as Hamlet is +May do , to express his love and friending to you , +God willing , shall not lack . Let us go in together ; +And still your fingers on your lips , I pray . +The time is out of joint ; O cursed spite , +That ever I was born to set it right ! +Nay , come , let's go together . + +Give him this money and these notes , Reynaldo . + +I will , my lord . + +You shall do marvellous wisely , good Reynaldo , +Before you visit him , to make inquiry +Of his behaviour . + +My lord , I did intend it . + +Marry , well said , very well said . Look you , sir , +Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris ; +And how , and who , what means , and where they keep , +What company , at what expense ; and finding +By this encompassment and drift of question +That they do know my son , come you more nearer +Than your particular demands will touch it : +Take you , as 'twere , some distant knowledge of him ; +As thus , 'I know his father , and his friends , +And , in part , him ;' do you mark this , Reynaldo ? + +Ay , very well , my lord . + +'And , in part , him ; but ,' you may say , 'not well : +But if't be he I mean , he's very wild , +Addicted so and so ;' and there put on him +What forgeries you please ; marry , none so rank +As may dishonour him ; take heed of that ; +But , sir , such wanton , wild , and usual slips +As are companions noted and most known +To youth and liberty . + +As gaming , my lord ? + +Ay , or drinking , fencing , swearing , quarrelling , +Drabbing ; you may go so far . + +My lord , that would dishonour him . + +Faith , no ; as you may season it in the charge . +You must not put another scandal on him , +That he is open to incontinency ; +That's not my meaning ; but breathe his faults so quaintly +That they may seem the taints of liberty , +The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind , +A savageness in unreclaimed blood , +Of general assault . + +But , my good lord , + +Wherefore should you do this ? + +Ay , my lord , +I would know that . + +Marry , sir , here's my drift ; +And , I believe , it is a fetch of warrant : +You laying these slight sullies on my son , +As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working , +Mark you , +Your party in converse , him you would sound , +Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes +The youth you breathe of guilty , be assur'd , +He closes with you in this consequence ; +'Good sir ,' or so ; or 'friend ,' or 'gentleman ,' +According to the phrase or the addition +Of man and country . + +Very good , my lord . + +And then , sir , does he this ,he does ,what was I about to say ? By the mass I was about to say something : where did I leave ? + +At 'closes in the consequence .' +At 'friend or so ,' and 'gentleman .' + +At 'closes in the consequence ,' ay , marry ; +He closes with you thus : 'I know the gentleman ; +I saw him yesterday , or t' other day , +Or then , or then ; with such , or such ; and , as you say , +There was a' gaming ; there o'ertook in 's rouse ; +There falling out at tennis ;' or perchance , +'I saw him enter such a house of sale ,' +Videlicet , a brothel , or so forth . +See you now ; +Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth ; +And thus do we of wisdom and of reach , +With windlasses , and with assays of bias , +By indirections find directions out : +So by my former lecture and advice +Shall you my son . You have me , have you not ? + +My lord , I have . + +God be wi' you ; fare you well . + +Good my lord ! + +Observe his inclination in yourself . + +I shall , my lord . + +And let him ply his music . + +Well , my lord . + +Farewell ! + + +How now , Ophelia ! what's the matter ? + +Alas ! my lord , I have been so affrighted . + +With what , in the name of God ? + +My lord , as I was sewing in my closet , +Lord Hamlet , with his doublet all unbrac'd ; +No hat upon his head ; his stockings foul'd , +Ungarter'd , and down-gyved to his ancle ; +Pale as his shirt ; his knees knocking each other ; +And with a look so piteous in purport +As if he had been loosed out of hell +To speak of horrors , he comes before me . + +Mad for thy love ? + +My lord , I do not know ; +But truly I do fear it . + +What said he ? + +He took me by the wrist and held me hard , +Then goes he to the length of all his arm , +And , with his other hand thus o'er his brow , +He falls to such perusal of my face +As he would draw it . Long stay'd he so ; +At last , a little shaking of mine arm , +And thrice his head thus waving up and down , +He rais'd a sigh so piteous and profound +That it did seem to shatter all his bulk +And end his being . That done , he lets me go , +And , with his head over his shoulder turn'd , +He seem'd to find his way without his eyes ; +For out o' doors he went without their help , +And to the last bended their light on me . + +Come , go with me ; I will go seek the king . +This is the very ecstasy of love , +Whose violent property fordoes itself +And leads the will to desperate undertakings +As oft as any passion under heaven +That does afflict our natures . I am sorry . +What ! have you given him any hard words of late ? + +No , my good lord ; but , as you did command , +I did repel his letters and denied +His access to me . + +That hath made him mad . +I am sorry that with better heed and judgment +I had not quoted him ; I fear'd he did but trifle , +And meant to wrack thee ; but , beshrew my jealousy ! +By heaven , it is as proper to our age +To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions +As it is common for the younger sort +To lack discretion . Come , go we to the king : +This must be known ; which , being kept close , might move +More grief to hide than hate to utter love . +Come . + + +Welcome , dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern ! +Moreover that we much did long to see you , +The need we have to use you did provoke +Our hasty sending . Something have you heard +Of Hamlet's transformation ; so I call it , +Since nor the exterior nor the inward man +Resembles that it was . What it should be +More than his father's death , that thus hath put him +So much from the understanding of himself , +I cannot dream of : I entreat you both , +That , being of so young days brought up with him , +And since so neighbour'd to his youth and humour , +That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court +Some little time ; so by your companies +To draw him on to pleasures , and to gather , +So much as from occasion you may glean , +Whe'r aught to us unknown afflicts him thus , +That , open'd , lies within our remedy . + +Good gentlemen , he hath much talk'd of you ; +And sure I am two men there are not living +To whom he more adheres . If it will please you +To show us so much gentry and good will +As to expend your time with us awhile , +For the supply and profit of our hope , +Your visitation shall receive such thanks +As fits a king's remembrance . + +Both your majesties +Might , by the sovereign power you have of us , +Put your dread pleasures more into command +Than to entreaty . + +But we both obey , +And here give up ourselves , in the full bent , +To lay our service freely at your feet , +To be commanded . + +Thanks , Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern . + +Thanks , Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz ; +And I beseech you instantly to visit +My too much changed son . Go , some of you , +And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is . + +Heavens make our presence , and our practices +Pleasant and helpful to him ! + +Ay , amen ! + +The ambassadors from Norway , my good lord , +Are joyfully return'd . + +Thou still hast been the father of good news . + +Have I , my lord ? Assure you , my good liege , +I hold my duty , as I hold my soul , +Both to my God and to my gracious king ; +And I do think or else this brain of mine +Hunts not the trail of policy so sure +As it hath us'd to do that I have found +The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy . + +O ! speak of that ; that do I long to hear . + +Give first admittance to the ambassadors ; +My news shall be the fruit to that great feast . + +Thyself do grace to them , and bring them in . + +He tells me , my sweet queen , that he hath found +The head and source of all your son's distemper . + +I doubt it is no-other but the main ; +His father's death , and our o'erhasty marriage . + +Well , we shall sift him . + + +Welcome , my good friends ! + +Say , Voltimand , what from our brother Norway ? + +Most fair return of greetings , and desires . +Upon our first , he sent out to suppress +His nephew's levies , which to him appear'd +To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack ; +But , better look'd into , he truly found +It was against your highness : whereat griev'd , +That so his sickness , age , and impotence +Was falsely borne in hand , sends out arrests +On Fortinbras ; which he , in brief , obeys , +Receives rebuke from Norway , and , in fine , +Makes vow before his uncle never more +To give the assay of arms against your majesty . +Whereon old Norway , overcome with joy , +Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee , +And his commission to employ those soldiers , +So levied as before , against the Polack ; +With an entreaty , herein further shown , + +That it might please you to give quiet pass +Through your dominions for this enterprise , +On such regards of safety and allowance +As therein are set down . + +It likes us well ; +And at our more consider'd time we'll read , +Answer , and think upon this business : +Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour . +Go to your rest ; at night we'll feast together : +Most welcome home . + + +This business is well ended . +My liege , and madam , to expostulate +What majesty should be , what duty is , +Why day is day , night night , and time is time , +Were nothing but to waste night , day , and time . +Therefore , since brevity is the soul of wit , +And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes , +I will be brief . Your noble son is mad : +Mad call I it ; for , to define true madness , +What is 't but to be nothing else but mad ? +But let that go . + +More matter , with less art . + +Madam , I swear I use no art at all . +That he is mad , 'tis true ; 'tis true 'tis pity ; +And pity 'tis 'tis true : a foolish figure ; +But farewell it , for I will use no art . +Mad let us grant him , then ; and now remains +That we find out the cause of this effect , +Or rather say , the cause of this defect , +For this effect defective comes by cause ; +Thus it remains , and the remainder thus . +Perpend . +I have a daughter , have while she is mine ; +Who , in her duty and obedience , mark , +Hath given me this : now , gather , and surmise . +"To the celestial , and my soul's idol , the most beautified Ophelia ." +That's an ill phrase , a vile phrase ; 'beautified' +is a vile phrase ; but you shall hear . Thus : +In her excellent white bosom , these , &c . + +Came this from Hamlet to her ? + +Good madam , stay awhile ; I will be faithful . + +"Doubt thou the stars are fire ; +Doubt that the sun doth move ; +Doubt truth to be a liar ; +But never doubt I love . + +O dear Ophelia ! I am ill at these numbers : I have not art to reckon my groans ; but that I love thee best , O most best ! believe it . Adieu . +Thine evermore , most dear lady , whilst this machine is to him ,HAMLET ." + +This in obedience hath my daughter shown me ; +And more above , hath his solicitings , +As they fell out by time , by means , and place , +All given to mine ear . + +But how hath she +Receiv'd his love ? + +What do you think of me ? + +As of a man faithful and honourable . + +I would fain prove so . But what might you think , +When I had seen this hot love on the wing , +As I perceiv'd it , I must tell you that , +Before my daughter told me ,what might you , +Or my dear majesty , your queen here , think , +If I had play'd the desk or table-book , +Or given my heart a winking , mute and dumb , +Or look'd upon this love with idle sight ; +What might you think ? No , I went round to work , +And my young mistress thus I did bespeak : +'Lord Hamlet is a prince , out of thy star ; +This must not be :' and then I precepts gave her , +That she should lock herself from his resort , +Admit no messengers , receive no tokens . +Which done , she took the fruits of my advice ; +And he , repulsed ,a short tale to make , +Fell into a sadness , then into a fast , +Thence to a watch , thence into a weakness , +Thence to a lightness ; and by this declension +Into the madness wherein now he raves , +And all we wail for . + +Do you think 'tis this ? + +It may be , very likely . + +Hath there been such a time ,I'd fain know that , +That I have positively said , ''Tis so ,' +When it prov'd otherwise ? + +Not that I know . + +Take this from this , if this be otherwise : + +If circumstances lead me , I will find +Where truth is hid , though it were hid indeed +Within the centre . + +How may we try it further ? + +You know sometimes he walks four hours together +Here in the lobby . + +So he does indeed . + +At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him ; +Be you and I behind an arras then ; +Mark the encounter ; if he love her not , +And be not from his reason fallen thereon , +Let me be no assistant for a state , +But keep a farm , and carters . + +We will try it . + +But look , where sadly the poor wretch comes reading . + +Away ! I do beseech you , both away . +I'll board him presently . + +O ! give me leave . + +How does my good Lord Hamlet ? + +Well , God a-mercy . + +Do you know me , my lord ? + +Excellent well ; you are a fishmonger . + +Not I , my lord . + +Then I would you were so honest a man . + +Honest , my lord ! + +Ay , sir ; to be honest , as this world goes , is to be one man picked out of ten thousand . + +That's very true , my lord . + +For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog , being a good kissing carrion ,Have you a daughter ? + +I have , my lord . + +Let her not walk i' the sun : conception is a blessing ; but not as your daughter may conceive . Friend , look to 't . + +How say you by that ? Still harping on my daughter : yet he knew me not at first ; he said I was a fishmonger : he is far gone , far gone : and truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for love ; very near this . I'll speak to him again . What do you read , my lord ? + +Words , words , words . + +What is the matter , my lord ? + +Between who ? + +I mean the matter that you read , my lord . + +Slanders , sir : for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards , that their faces are wrinkled , their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum , and that they have a plentiful lack of wit , together with most weak hams : all which , sir , though I most powerfully and potently believe , yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down ; for you yourself , sir , should be old as I am , if , like a crab , you could go backward . + +Though this be madness , yet there is method in 't . Will you walk out of the air , my lord ? + +Into my grave ? + +Indeed , that is out o' the air . + +How pregnant sometimes his replies are ! a happiness that often madness hits on , which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of . I will leave him , and suddenly contrive the means of meeting between him and my daughter . My honourable lord , I will most humbly take my leave of you . + +You cannot , sir , take from me any thing that I will more willingly part withal ; except my life , except my life , except my life . + +Fare you well , my lord . + + +These tedious old fools ! + + +You go to seek the Lord Hamlet ; there he is . + +God save you , sir ! + + +Mine honoured lord ! + +My most dear lord ! + +My excellent good friends ! How dost thou , Guildenstern ? Ah , Rosencrantz ! Good lads , how do ye both ? + +As the indifferent children of the earth . + +Happy in that we are not over happy ; On Fortune's cap we are not the very button . + +Nor the soles of her shoe ? + +Neither , my lord . + +Then you live about her waist , or in the middle of her favours ? + +Faith , her privates we . + +In the secret parts of Fortune ? O ! most true ; she is a strumpet . What news ? + +None , my lord , but that the world's grown honest . + +Then is doomsday near ; but your news is not true . Let me question more in particular : what have you , my good friends , deserved at the hands of Fortune , that she sends you to prison hither ? + +Prison , my lord ! + +Denmark's a prison . + +Then is the world one . + +A goodly one ; in which there are many confines , wards , and dungeons , Denmark being one o' the worst . + +We think not so , my lord . + +Why , then , 'tis none to you ; for there is nothing either good or bad , but thinking makes it so : to me it is a prison . + +Why , then your ambition makes it one ; 'tis too narrow for your mind . + +O God ! I could be bounded in a nutshell , and count myself a king of infinite space , were it not that I have bad dreams . + +Which dreams , indeed , are ambition , for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream . + +A dream itself is but a shadow . + +Truly , and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow . + +Then are our beggars bodies , and our monarchs and outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows . Shall we to the court ? for , by my fay , I cannot reason . + +We'll wait upon you . + +We'll wait upon you . + +No such matter ; I will not sort you with the rest of my servants , for , to speak to you like an honest man , I am most dreadfully attended . But , in the beaten way of friendship , what make you at Elsinore ? + +To visit you , my lord ; no other occasion . + +Beggar that I am , I am even poor in thanks ; but I thank you : and sure , dear friends , my thanks are too dear a halfpenny . Were you not sent for ? Is it your own inclining ? Is it a free visitation ? Come , come , deal justly with me : come , come ; nay , speak . + +What should we say , my lord ? + +Why anything , but to the purpose . You were sent for ; and there is a kind of confession in your looks which your modesties have not craft enough to colour : I know the good king and queen have sent for you . + +To what end , my lord ? + +That you must teach me . But let me conjure you , by the rights of our fellowship , by the consonancy of our youth , by the obligation of our ever-preserved love , and by what more dear a better proposer could charge you withal , be even and direct with me , whether you were sent for or no ! + +What say you ? + +Nay , then , I have an eye of you . If you love me , hold not off . + +My lord , we were sent for . + +I will tell you why ; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery , and your secrecy to the king and queen moult no feather . I have of late ,but wherefore I know not ,lost all my mirth , forgone all custom of exercises ; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame , the earth , seems to me a sterile promontory ; this most excellent canopy , the air , look you , this brave o'erhanging firmament , this majestical roof fretted with golden fire , why , it appears no other thing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours . What a piece of work is a man ! How noble in reason ! how infinite in faculty ! in form , in moving , how express and admirable ! in action how like an angel ! in apprehension how like a god ! the beauty of the world ! the paragon of animals ! And yet , to me , what is this quintessence of dust ? man delights not me ; no , nor woman neither , though , by your smiling , you seem to say so . + +My lord , there was no such stuff in my thoughts . + +Why did you laugh then , when I said , 'man delights not me ?' + +To think , my lord ; if you delight not in man , what lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you : we coted them on the way ; and hither are they coming , to offer you service . + +He that plays the king shall be welcome ; his majesty shall have tribute of me ; the adventurous knight shall use his foil and target ; the lover shall not sigh gratis ; the humorous man shall end his part in peace ; the clown shall make those laugh whose lungs are tickle o' the sere ; and the lady shall say her mind freely , or the blank verse shall halt for't . What players are they ? + +Even those you were wont to take delight in , the tragedians of the city . + +How chances it they travel ? their residence , both in reputation and profit , was better both ways . + +I think their inhibition comes by the means of the late innovation . + +Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the city ? Are they so followed ? + +No , indeed they are not . + +How comes it ? Do they grow rusty ? + +Nay , their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace : but there is , sir , an aery of children , little eyases , that cry out on the top of question , and are most tyrannically clapped for't : these are now the fashion , and so berattle the common stages ,so they call them ,that many wearing rapiers are afraid of goose-quills , and dare scarce come thither . + +What ! are they children ? who maintains 'em ? how are they escoted ? Will they pursue the quality no longer than they can sing ? will they not say afterwards , if they should grow themselves to common players ,as it is most like , if their means are no better ,their writers do them wrong , to make them exclaim against their own succession ? + +Faith , there has been much to-do on both sides : and the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to controversy : there was , for a while , no money bid for argument , unless the poet and the player went to cuffs in the question . + +Is it possible ? + +O ! there has been much throwing about of brains . + +Do the boys carry it away ? + +Ay , that they do , my lord ; Hercules and his load too . + +It is not very strange ; for my uncle is King of Denmark , and those that would make mows at him while my father lived , give twenty , forty , fifty , a hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little . 'Sblood , there is something in this more than natural , if philosophy could find it out . + + +There are the players . + +Gentlemen , you are welcome to Elsinore . Your hands , come then ; the appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony : let me comply with you in this garb , lest my extent to the players which , I tell you , must show fairly outward should more appear like entertainment than yours . You are welcome ; but my uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived . + +In what , my dear lord ? + +I am but mad north-north-west : when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw . + + +Well be with you , gentlemen ! + +Hark you , Guildenstern ; and you too ; at each ear a hearer : that great baby you see there is not yet out of his swaddling-clouts . + +Happily he's the second time come to them ; for they say an old man is twice a child . + +I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players ; mark it . You say right , sir ; o' Monday morning ; 'twas so indeed . + +My lord , I have news to tell you . + +My lord , I have news to tell you . When Roscius was an actor in Rome , + +The actors are come hither , my lord . + +Buzz , buzz ! + +Upon my honour , + +Then came each actor on his ass , + +The best actors in the world , either for tragedy , comedy , history , pastoral , pastoral-comical , historical-pastoral , tragical-historical , tragical-comical-historical-pastoral , scene individable , or poem unlimited : Seneca cannot be too heavy , nor Plautus too light . For the law of writ and the liberty , these are the only men . + +O Jephthah , judge of Israel , what a treasure hadst thou ! + +What a treasure had he , my lord ? + +Why + +One fair daughter and no more , +The which he loved passing well . + + +Still on my daughter . + +Am I not i' the right , old Jephthah ? + +If you call me Jephthah , my lord , I have a daughter that I love passing well . + +Nay , that follows not . + +What follows , then , my lord ? + +Why , +As by lot , God wot . +And then , you know , +It came to pass , as most like it was . +The first row of the pious chanson will show you more ; for look where my abridgment comes . + +You are welcome , masters ; welcome , all . I am glad to see thee well : welcome , good friends . O , my old friend ! Thy face is valanced since I saw thee last : comest thou to beard me in Denmark ? What ! my young lady and mistress ! By 'r lady , your ladyship is nearer heaven than when I saw you last , by the altitude of a chopine . Pray God , your voice , like a piece of uncurrent gold , be not cracked within the ring . Masters , you are all welcome . We'll e'en to't like French falconers , fly at anything we see : we'll have a speech straight . Come , give us a taste of your quality ; come , a passionate speech . + +What speech , my good lord ? + +I heard thee speak me a speech once , but it was never acted ; or , if it was , not above once ; for the play , I remember , pleased not the million ; 'twas caviare to the general : but it was as I received it , and others , whose judgments in such matters cried in the top of mine an excellent play , well digested in the scenes , set down with as much modesty as cunning . I remember one said there were no sallets in the lines to make the matter savoury , nor no matter in the phrase that might indict the author of affectation ; but called it an honest method , as wholesome as sweet , and by very much more handsome than fine . One speech in it I chiefly loved ; 'twas neas' tale to Dido ; and thereabout of it especially , where he speaks of Priam's slaughter . If it live in your memory , begin at this line : let me see , let me see : +Therugged Pyrrhus , like the Hyrcanian beast , +'tis not so , it begins with Pyrrhus : +The rugged Pyrrhus , he whose sable arm , +Black as his purpose , did the night resemble +When he lay couched in the ominous horse , +Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd +With heraldry more dismal ; head to foot +Now is he total gules ; horridly trick'd +With blood of fathers , mothers , daughters , sons , +Bak'd and impasted with the parching streets , +That lend a tyrannous and damned light +To their vile murders : rousted in wrath and fire , +And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore , +With eyes like carbuncles , the hellish Pyrrhus +Old grandsire Priam seeks . +So proceed you . + +'Fore God , my lord , well spoken ; with good accent and good discretion . + +Anon , he finds him +Striking too short at Greeks ; his antique sword , +Rebellious to his arm , lies where it falls , +Repugnant to command . Unequal match'd , +Pyrrhus at Priam drives ; in rage strikes wide ; +But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword +The unnerved father falls . Then senseless Ilium , +Seeming to feel this blow , with flaming top +Stoops to his base , and with a hideous crash +Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear : for lo ! his sword , +Which was declining on the milky head +Of rever end Priam , seem'd i' the air to stick : +So , as a painted tyrant , Pyrrhus stood , +And like a neutral to his will and matter , +Did nothing . +But , as we often see , against some storm , +A silence in the heavens , the rack stand still , +The bold winds speechless and the orb below +As hush as death , anon the dreadful thunder +Doth rend the region ; so , after Pyrrhus' pause , +Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work ; +And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall +On Mars's armour , forg'd for proof eterne , +With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword +Now falls on Priam . +Out , out , thou strumpet , Fortune ! All you gods , +In general synod , take away her power ; +Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel , +And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven , +As low as to the fiends ! + +This is too long . + +It shall to the barber's , with your beard . Prithee , say on : he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry , or he sleeps . Say on ; come to Hecuba . + +But who , O ! who had seen the mobled queen + +'The mobled queen ?' + +That's good ; 'mobled queen' is good . + +Run barefoot up and down , threat'ning the flames +With bisson rheum ; a clout upon that head +Where late the diadem stood ; and , for a robe , +About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins , +A blanket , in the alarm of fear caught up ; +Who this had seen , with tongue in venom steep'd , +'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have pronounc'd : +But if the gods themselves did see her then , +When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport +In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs , +The instant burst of clamour that she made +Unless things mortal move them not at all +Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven , +And passion in the gods . + +Look ! wh'er he has not turned his colour and has tears in's eyes . Prithee , no more . + +'Tis well ; I'll have thee speak out the rest soon . Good my lord , will you see the players well bestowed ? Do you hear , let them be well used ; for they are the abstracts and brief chronicles of the time : after your death you were better have a bad epitaph than their ill report while you live . + +My lord , I will use them according to their desert . + +God's bodikins , man , much better ; use every man after his desert , and who should 'scape whipping ? Use them after your own honour and dignity : the less they deserve , the more merit is in your bounty . Take them in . + +Come , sirs . + +Follow him , friends : we'll hear a play to-morrow . + +Dost thou hear me , old friend ; can you play the Murder of Gonzago ? + +Ay , my lord . + +We'll ha't to-morrow night . You could , for a need , study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines , which I would set down and insert in't , could you not ? + +Ay , my lord . + +Very well . Follow that lord ; and look you mock him not . + +My good friends , I'll leave you till night ; you are welcome to Elsinore . + +Good my lord ! + + +Ay , so , God be wi' ye ! Now I am alone . +O ! what a rogue and peasant slave am I : +Is it not monstrous that this player here , +But in a fiction , in a dream of passion , +Could force his soul so to his own conceit +That from her working all his visage wann'd , +Tears in his eyes , distraction in 's aspect , +A broken voice , and his whole function suiting +With forms to his conceit ? and all for nothing ! +For Hecuba ! +What 's Hecuba to him or he to Hecuba +That he should weep for her ? What would he do +Had he the motive and the cue for passion +That I have ? He would drown the stage with tears , +And cleave the general ear with horrid speech , +Make mad the guilty and appal the free , +Confound the ignorant , and amaze indeed +The very faculties of eyes and ears . +Yet I , +A dull and muddy-mettled rascal , peak , +Like John-a-dreams , unpregnant of my cause , +And can say nothing ; no , not for a king , +Upon whose property and most dear life +A damn'd defeat was made . Am I a coward ? +Who calls me villain ? breaks my pate across ? +Plucks off my beard and blows it in my face ? +Tweaks me by the nose ? gives me the lie i' the throat , +As deep as to the lungs ? Who does me this ? +Ha ! +Swounds , I should take it , for it cannot be +But I am pigeon-liver'd , and lack gall +To make oppression bitter , or ere this +I should have fatted all the region kites +With this slave's offal . Bloody , bawdy villain ! +Remorseless , treacherous , lecherous , kindless villain ! +O ! vengeance ! +Why , what an ass am I ! This is most brave +That I , the son of a dear father murder'd , +Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell , +Must , like a whore , unpack my heart with words , +And fall a-cursing , like a very drab , +A scullion ! +Fie upon't ! foh ! About , my brain ! I have heard , +That guilty creatures sitting at a play +Have by the very cunning of the scene +Been struck so to the soul that presently +They have proclaim'd their malefactions ; +For murder , though it have no tongue , will speak +With most miraculous organ . I'll have these players +Play something like the murder of my father +Before mine uncle ; I'll observe his looks ; +I'll tent him to the quick : if he but blench +I know my course . The spirit that I have seen +May be the devil : and the devil hath power +To assume a pleasing shape ; yea , and perhaps +Out of my weakness and my melancholy +As he is very potent with such spirits +Abuses me to damn me . I'll have grounds +More relative than this : the play 's the thing +Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king . + +And can you , by no drift of circumstance , +Get from him why he puts on this confusion , +Grating so harshly all his days of quiet +With turbulent and dangerous lunacy ? + +He does confess he feels himself distracted ; +But from what cause he will by no means speak . + +Nor do we find him forward to be sounded , +But , with a crafty madness , keeps aloof , +When we would bring him on to some confession +Of his true state . + +Did he receive you well ? + +Most like a gentleman . + +But with much forcing of his disposition . + +Niggard of question , but of our demands +Most free in his reply . + +Did you assay him +To any pastime ? + +Madam , it so fell out that certain players +We o'er-raught on the way ; of these we told him , +And there did seem in him a kind of joy +To hear of it : they are about the court , +And , as I think , they have already order +This night to play before him . + +'Tis most true ; +And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties +To hear and see the matter . + +With all my heart ; and it doth much content me +To hear him so inclin'd . +Good gentlemen , give him a further edge , +And drive his purpose on to these delights . + +We shall , my lord . + + +Sweet Gertrude , leave us too ; +For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither , +That he , as 'twere by accident , may here +Affront Ophelia . +Her father and myself , lawful espials , +Will so bestow ourselves , that , seeing , unseen , +We may of their encounter frankly judge , +And gather by him , as he is behav'd , +If 't be the affliction of his love or no +That thus he suffers for . + +I shall obey you . +And for your part , Ophelia , I do wish +That your good beauties be the happy cause +Of Hamlet's wildness ; so shall I hope your virtues +Will bring him to his wonted way again , +To both your honours . + +Madam , I wish it may . + + +Ophelia , walk you here . Gracious , so please you , +We will bestow ourselves . + +Read on this book ; +That show of such an exercise may colour +Your loneliness . We are oft to blame in this , +'Tis too much prov'd , that with devotion's visage +And pious action we do sugar o'er +The devil himself . + +O ! 'tis too true ; +How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience ! +The harlot's cheek , beautied with plastering art , +Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it +Than is my deed to my most painted word : +O heavy burden ! + +I hear him coming ; let's withdraw , my lord . + +To be , or not to be : that is the question : +Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer +The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , +Or to take arms against a sea of troubles , +And by opposing end them ? To die : to sleep ; +No more ; and , by a sleep to say we end +The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks +That flesh is heir to , 'tis a consummation +Devoutly to be wish'd . To die , to sleep ; +To sleep : perchance to dream : ay , there's the rub ; +For in that sleep of death what dreams may come +When we have shuffled off this mortal coil , +Must give us pause . There's the respect +That makes calamity of so long life ; +For who would bear the whips and scorns of time , +The oppressor's wrong , the proud man's contumely , +The pangs of dispriz'd love , the law's delay , +The insolence of office , and the spurns +That patient merit of the unworthy takes , +When he himself might his quietus make +With a bare bodkin ? who would fardels bear , +To grunt and sweat under a weary life , +But that the dread of something after death , +The undiscover'd country from whose bourn +No traveller returns , puzzles the will , +And makes us rather bear those ills we have +Than fly to others that we know not of ? +Thus conscience does make cowards of us all ; +And thus the native hue of resolution +Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought , +And enterprises of great pith and moment +With this regard their currents turn awry , +And lose the name of action . Soft you now ! +The fair Ophelia ! Nymph , in thy orisons +Be all my sins remember'd . + +Good my lord , +How does your honour for this many a day ? + +I humbly thank you ; well , well , well . + +My lord , I have remembrances of yours , +That I have longed long to re-deliver ; +I pray you , now receive them . + +No , not I ; +I never gave you aught . + +My honour'd lord , you know right well you did ; +And , with them , words of so sweet breath compos'd +As made the things more rich : their perfume lost , +Take these again ; for to the noble mind +Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind . +There , my lord . + +Ha , ha ! are you honest ? + +My lord ! + +Are you fair ? + +What means your lordship ? + +That if you be honest and fair , your honesty should admit no discourse to your beauty . + +Could beauty , my lord , have better commerce than with honesty ? + +Ay , truly ; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness : this was sometime a paradox , but now the time gives it proof . I did love thee once . + +Indeed , my lord , you made me believe so . + +You should not have believed me ; for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it : I loved you not . + +I was the more deceived . + +Get thee to a nunnery : why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners ? I am myself indifferent honest ; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me . I am very proud , revengeful , ambitious ; with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in , imagination to give them shape , or time to act them in . What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth ? We are arrant knaves , all ; believe none of us . Go thy ways to a nunnery . Where's your father ? + +At home , my lord . + +Let the doors be shut upon him , that he may play the fool nowhere but in's own house . Farewell . + +O ! help him , you sweet heavens ! + +If thou dost marry , I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry : be thou as chaste as ice , as pure as snow , thou shalt not escape calumny . Get thee to a nunnery , go ; farewell . Or , if thou wilt needs marry , marry a fool ; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them . To a nunnery , go ; and quickly too . Farewell . + +O heavenly powers , restore him ! + +I have heard of your paintings too , well enough ; God hath given you one face , and you make yourselves another : you jig , you amble , and you lisp , and nickname God's creatures , and make your wantonness your ignorance . Go to , I'll no more on't ; it hath made me mad . I say , we will have no more marriages ; those that are married already , all but one , shall live ; the rest shall keep as they are . To a nunnery , go . + + +O ! what a noble mind is here o'erthrown : +The courtier's , soldier's , scholar's , eye , tongue , sword ; +The expectancy and rose of the fair state , +The glass of fashion and the mould of form , +The observ'd of all observers , quite , quite down ! +And I , of ladies most deject and wretched , +That suck'd the honey of his music vows , +Now see that noble and most sovereign reason , +Like sweet bells jangled , out of tune and harsh ; +That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth +Blasted with ecstasy : O ! woe is me , +To have seen what I have seen , see what I see ! + + +Love ! his affections do not that way tend ; +Nor what he spake , though it lack'd form a little , +Was not like madness . There's something in his soul +O'er which his melancholy sits on brood ; +And , I do doubt , the hatch and the disclose +Will be some danger ; which for to prevent , +I have in quick determination +Thus set it down : he shall with speed to England , +For the demand of our neglected tribute : +Haply the seas and countries different +With variable objects shall expel +This something-settled matter in his heart , +Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus +From fashion of himself . What think you on't ? + +It shall do well : but yet do I believe +The origin and commencement of his grief +Sprung from neglected love . How now , Ophelia ! +You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said ; +We heard it all . My lord , do as you please ; +But , if you hold it fit , after the play , +Let his queen mother all alone entreat him +To show his griefs : let her be round with him ; +And I'll be plac'd , so please you , in the ear +Of all their conference . If she find him not , +To England send him , or confine him where +Your wisdom best shall think . + +It shall be so : +Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go . + + +Speak the speech , I pray you , as I pronounced it to you , trippingly on the tongue ; but if you mouth it , as many of your players do , I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines . Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand , thus ; but use all gently : for in the very torrent , tempest , and as I may say whirlwind of passion , you must acquire and beget a temperance , that may give it smoothness . O ! it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwigpated fellow tear a passion to tatters , to very rage , to split the ears of the groundlings , who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb-shows and noise : I would have such a fellow whipped for o'er-doing Termagant ; it out-herods Herod : pray you , avoid it . + +I warrant your honour . + +Be not too tame neither , but let your own discretion be your tutor : suit the action to the word , the word to the action ; with this special observance , that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature ; for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing , whose end , both at the first and now , was and is , to hold , as 'twere , the mirror up to nature ; to show virtue her own feature , scorn her own image , and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure . Now , this overdone , or come tardy off , though it make the unskilful laugh , cannot but make the judicious grieve ; the censure of which one must in your allowance o'erweigh a whole theatre of others . O ! there be players that I have seen play , and heard others praise , and that highly , not to speak it profanely , that , neither having the accent of Christians nor the gait of Christian , pagan , nor man , have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well , they imitated humanity so abominably . + +I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us . + +O ! reform it altogether . And let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them ; for there be of them that will themselves laugh , to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too , though in the mean time some necessary question of the play be then to be considered ; that's villanous , and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it . Go , make you ready . + + +How now , my lord ! will the king hear this piece of work ? + +And the queen too , and that presently . + +Bid the players make haste . + +Will you two help to hasten them ? + +We will , my lord . + +We will , my lord . + + +What , ho ! Horatio ! + + +Here , sweet lord , at your service . + +Horatio , thou art e'en as just a man +As e'er my conversation cop'd withal . + +O ! my dear lord , + +Nay , do not think I flatter ; +For what advancement may I hope from thee , +That no revenue hast but thy good spirits +To feed and clothe thee ? Why should the poor be flatter'd ? +No ; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp , +And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee +Where thrift may follow fawning . Dost thou hear ? +Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice +And could of men distinguish , her election +Hath seal'd thee for herself ; for thou hast been +As one , in suffering all , that suffers nothing , +A man that fortune's buffets and rewards +Hast ta'en with equal thanks ; and bless'd are those +Whose blood and judgment are so well comingled +That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger +To sound what stop she please . Give me that man +That is not passion's slave , and I will wear him +In my heart's core , ay , in my heart of heart , +As I do thee . Something too much of this . +There is a play to-night before the king ; +One scene of it comes near the circumstance +Which I have told thee of my father's death : +I prithee , when thou seest that act afoot , +Even with the very comment of thy soul +Observe mine uncle ; if his occulted guilt +Do not itself unkennel in one speech , +It is a damned ghost that we have seen , +And my imaginations are as foul +As Vulcan's stithy . Give him heedful note ; +For I mine eyes will rivet to his face , +And after we will both our judgments join +In censure of his seeming . + +Well , my lord : +If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing , +And 'scape detecting , I will pay the theft . + +They are coming to the play ; I must be idle : +Get you a place . + +How fares our cousin Hamlet ? + +Excellent , i' faith ; of the chameleon's dish : I eat the air , promise-crammed ; you cannot feed capons so . + +I have nothing with this answer , Hamlet ; these words are not mine . + +No , nor mine now . + +My lord , you played once i' the university , you say ? + +That did I , my lord , and was accounted a good actor . + +And what did you enact ? + +I did enact Julius C sar : I was killed i' the Capitol ; Brutus killed me . + +It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there . Be the playcrs ready ? + +Ay , my lord ; they stay upon your patience . + +Come hither , my good Hamlet , sit by me . + +No , good mother , here's metal more attractive . + +O ho ! do you mark that ? + +Lady , shall I lie in your lap ? + + +No , my lord . + +I mean , my head upon your lap ? + +Ay , my lord . + +Do you think I meant country matters ? + +I think nothing , my lord . + +That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs . + +What is , my lord ? + +Nothing . + +You are merry , my lord . + +Who , I ? + +Ay , my lord . + +O God , your only jig-maker . What should a man do but be merry ? for , look you , how cheerfully my mother looks , and my father died within's two hours . + +Nay , 'tis twice two months , my lord . + +So long ? Nay , then , let the devil wear black , for I'll have a suit of sables . O heavens ! die two months ago , and not forgotten yet ? Then there's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year ; but , by'r lady , he must build churches then , or else shall he suffer not thinking on , with the hobby-horse , whose epitaph is , 'For , O ! for , O ! the hobby-horse is forgot .' + + +What means this , my lord ? + +Marry , this is miching mallecho ; it means mischief . + +Belike this show imports the argument of the play . + + +We shall know by this fellow : the players cannot keep counsel ; they'll tell all . + +Will he tell us what this show meant ? + +Ay , or any show that you'll show him ; be not you ashamed to show , he'll not shame to tell you what it means . + +You are naught , you are naught . I'll mark the play . + + +For us and for our tragedy , +Here stooping to your clemency , +We beg your hearing patiently . + + +Is this a prologue , or the posy of a ring ? + +'Tis brief , my lord . + +As woman's love . + + +Full thirty times hath Ph bus' cart gone round +Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground , +And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen +About the world have times twelve thirties been , +Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands +Unite commutual in most sacred bands . + +So many journeys may the sun and moon +Make us again count o'er ere love be done ! +But , woe is me ! you are so sick of late , +So far from cheer and from your former state , +That I distrust you . Yet , though I distrust , +Discomfort you , my lord , it nothing must ; +For women's fear and love holds quantity , +In neither aught , or in extremity . +Now , what my love is , proof hath made you know ; +And as my love is siz'd , my fear is so . +Where love is great , the littlest doubts are fear ; +Where little fears grow great , great love grows there . + +Faith , I must leave thee , love , and shortly too ; +My operant powers their functions leave to do : +And thou shall live in this fair world behind , +Honour'd , belov'd ; and haply one as kind +For husband shalt thou + +O ! confound the rest ; +Such love must needs be treason in my breast : +In second husband let me be accurst : +None wed the second but who kill'd the first . + +Wormwood , wormwood . + +The instances that second marriage move , +Are base respects of thrift , but none of love ; +A second time I kill my husband dead , +When second husband kisses me in bed . + +I do believe you think what now you speak ; +But what we do determine oft we break . +Purpose is but the slave to memory , +Of violent birth , but poor validity ; +Which now , like fruit unripe , sticks on the tree , +But fall unshaken when they mellow be . +Most necessary 'tis that we forget +To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt ; +What to ourselves in passion we propose , +The passion ending , doth the purpose lose . +The violence of either grief or joy +Their own enactures with themselves destroy ; +Where joy most revels grief doth most lament , +Grief joys , joy grieves , on slender accident . +This world is not for aye , nor 'tis not strange , +That even our love should with our fortunes change ; +For 'tis a question left us yet to prove +Whe'r love lead fortune or else fortune love . +The great man down , you mark his favourite flies ; +The poor advanc'd makes friends of enemies . +And hitherto doth love on fortune tend , +For who not needs shall never lack a friend ; +And who in want a hollow friend doth try +Directly seasons him his enemy . +But , orderly to end where I begun , +Our wills and fates do so contrary run +That our devices still are overthrown , +Our thoughts are ours , their ends none of our own : +So think thou wilt no second husband wed ; +But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead + +Nor earth to me give food , nor heaven light ! +Sport and repose lock from me day and night ! +To desperation turn my trust and hope ! +An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope ! +Each opposite that blanks the face of joy +Meet what I would have well , and it destroy ! +Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife , +If , once a widow , ever I be wife ! + +If she should break it now ! + +'Tis deeply sworn . Sweet , leave me here awhile ; +My spirits grow dull , and fain I would beguile +The tedious day with sleep . + + +Sleep rock thy brain ; +And never come mischance between us twain ! + + +Madam , how like you this play ? + +The lady doth protest too much , methinks . + +O ! but she'll keep her word . + +Have you heard the argument ? Is there no offence in 't ? + +No , no , they do but jest , poison in jest ; no offence i' the world . + +What do you call the play ? + +The Mouse-trap . Marry , how ? Tropically . This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna : Gonzago is the duke's name ; his wife , Baptista . You shall see anon ; 'tis a knavish piece of work : but what of that ? your majesty and we that have free souls , it touches us not : let the galled jade wince , our withers are unwrung . + +This is one Lucianus , nephew to the king . + +You are a good chorus , my lord . + +I could interpret between you and your love , if I could see the puppets dallying . + +You are keen , my lord , you are keen . + +It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge . + +Still better , and worse . + +So you must take your husbands . Begin , murderer ; pox , leave thy damnable faces , and begin . Come ; the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge . + +Thoughts black , hands apt , drugs fit , and time agreeing ; +Confederate season , else no creature seeing ; +Thou mixture rank , of midnight weeds collected , +With Hecate's ban thrice blasted , thrice infected , +Thy natural magic and dire property , +On wholesome life usurp immediately . + + +He poisons him i' the garden for's estate . Hisname's Gonzago ; the story is extant , and writ in very choice Italian . You shall see anon how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife . + +The king rises . + +What ! frighted with false fire ? + +How fares my lord ? + +Give o'er the play . + +Give me some light : away ! + +Lights , lights , lights ! + +Why , let the stricken deer go weep , +The hart ungalled play ; +For some must watch , while some must sleep : +So runs the world away . + +Would not this , sir , and a forest of feathers , if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me , with two Provincial roses on my razed shoes , get me a fellowship in a cry of players , sir ? + +Half a share . + +A whole one , I . + +For thou dost know , O Damon dear , +This realm dismantled was +Of Jove himself ; and now reigns here +A very , very pajock . + + +You might have rimed . + +O good Horatio ! I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound . Didst perceive ? + +Very well , my lord . + +Upon the talk of the poisoning ? + +I did very well note him . + +Ah , ha ! Come , some music ! come , the recorders ! + +For if the king like not the comedy , +Why then , belike he likes it not , perdy . + +Come , some music ! + + +Good my lord , vouchsafe me a word with you . + +Sir , a whole history . + +The king , sir , + +Ay , sir , what of him ? + +Is in his retirement marvellous distempered . + +With drink , sir ? + +No , my lord , rather with choler . + +Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to his doctor ; for , for me to put him to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into far more choler . + +Good my lord , put your discourse into some frame , and start not so wildly from my affair . + +I am tame , sir ; pronounce . + +The queen , your mother , in most great affliction of spirit , hath sent me to you . + +You are welcome . + +Nay , good my lord , this courtesy is not of the right breed . If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer , I will do your mother's commandment ; if not , your pardon and my return shall be the end of my business . + +Sir , I cannot . + +What , my lord ? + +Make you a wholesome answer ; my wit's diseased ; but , sir , such answer as I can make , you shall command ; or , rather , as you say , my mother : therefore no more , but to the matter : my mother , you say , + +Then , thus she says : your behaviour hath struck her into amasement and admiration . + +O wonderful son , that can so astonish a mother ! But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration ? Impart . + +She desires to speak with you in her closet ere you go to bed . + +We shall obey , were she ten times our mother . Have you any further trade with us ? + +My lord , you once did love me . + +So I do still , by these pickers and stealers . + +Good my lord , what is your cause of distemper ? you do surely bar the door upon your own liberty , if you deny your griefs to your friend . + +Sir , I lack advancement . + +How can that be when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark ? + +Ay , sir , but 'While the grass grows ,' the proverb is something musty . + +O ! the recorders : let me see one . To withdraw with you : why do you go about to recover the wind of me , as if you would drive me into a toil ? + +O ! my lord , if my duty be too bold , my love is too unmannerly . + +I do not well understand that . Will you play upon this pipe ? + +My lord , I cannot . + +I pray you . + +Believe me , I cannot . + +I do beseech you . + +I know no touch of it , my lord . + +'Tis as easy as lying ; govern these ventages with your finger and thumb , give it breath with your mouth , and it will discourse most eloquent music . Look you , these are the stops . + +But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony ; I have not the skill . + +Why , look you now , how unworthy a thing you make of me . You would play upon me ; you would seem to know my stops ; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery ; you would sound me from my lowest note to the top of my compass ; and there is much music , excellent voice , in this little organ , yet cannot you make it speak . 'Sblood , do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe ? Call me what instrument you will , though you can fret me , you cannot play upon me . + +God bless you , sir ! + +My lord , the queen would speak with you , and presently . + +Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel ? + +By the mass , and 'tis like a camel , indeed . + +Methinks it is like a weasel . + +It is backed like a weasel . + +Or like a whale ? + +Very like a whale . + +Then I will come to my mother by and by + +They fool me to the top of my bent . [Aloud .] I will come by and by . + +I will say so . + + +By and by is easily said . Leave me , friends . + +'Tis now the very witching time of night , +When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out +Contagion to this world : now could I drink hot blood , +And do such bitter business as the day +Would quake to look on . Soft ! now to my mother . +O heart ! lose not thy nature ; let not ever +The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom ; +Let me be cruel , not unnatural ; +I will speak daggers to her , but use none ; +My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites ; +How in my words soever she be shent , +To give them seals never , my soul , consent ! + + +I like him not , nor stands it safe with us +To let his madness range . Therefore prepare you ; +I your commission will forth with dispatch , +And he to England shall along with you . +The terms of our estate may not endure +Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow +Out of his lunacies . + +We will ourselves provide . +Most holy and religious fear it is +To keep those many many bodies safe +That live and feed upon your majesty . + +The single and peculiar life is bound +With all the strength and armour of the mind +To keep itself from noyance ; but much more +That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest +The lives of many . The cease of majesty +Dies not alone , but , like a gulf doth draw +What's near it with it ; it is a massy wheel , +Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount , +To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things +Are mortis'd and adjoin'd ; which , when it falls , +Each small annexment , petty consequence , +Attends the boisterous ruin . Never alone +Did the king sigh , but with a general groan . + +Arm you , I pray you , to this speedy voyage ; +For we will fetters put upon this fear , +Which now goes too free-footed . + +We will haste us . + +We will haste us . + +My lord , he's going to his mother's closet : +Behind the arras I'll convey myself +To hear the process ; I'll warrant she'll tax him home ; +And , as you said , and wisely was it said , +'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother , +Since nature makes them partial , should o'erhear +The speech , of vantage . Fare you well , my liege : +I'll call upon you ere you go to bed +And tell you what I know . + +Thanks , dear my lord . + +O ! my offence is rank , it smells to heaven ; +It hath the primal eldest curse upon't ; +A brother's murder ! Pray can I not , +Though inclination be as sharp as will : +My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent ; +And , like a man to double business bound , +I stand in pause where I shall first begin , +And both neglect . What if this cursed hand +Were thicker than itself with brother's blood , +Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens +To wash it white as snow ? Whereto serves mercy +But to confront the visage of offence ? +And what's in prayer but this two-fold force , +To be forestalled , ere we come to fall , +Or pardon'd , being down ? Then , I'll look up ; +My fault is past . But , O ! what form of prayer +Can serve my turn ? 'Forgive me my foul murder ?' +That cannot be ; since I am still possess'd +Of those effects for which I did the murder , +My crown , mine own ambition , and my queen . +May one be pardon'd and retain the offence ? +In the corrupted currents of this world +Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice , +And oft 'tis seen the wicked prise itself +Buys out the law ; but 'tis not so above ; +There is no shuffling , there the action lies +In his true nature , and we ourselves compell'd +Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults +To give in evidence . What then ? what rests ? +Try what repentance can : what can it not ? +Yet what can it , when one can not repent ? +O wretched state ! O bosom black as death ! +O limed soul , that struggling to be free +Art more engaged ! Help , angels ! make assay ; +Bow , stubborn knees ; and heart with strings of steel +Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe . +All may be well . + +Now might I do it pat , now he is praying ; +And now I'll do't : and so he goes to heaven ; +And so am I reveng'd . That would be scann'd : +A villain kills my father ; and for that , +I , his sole son , do this same villain send +To heaven . +Why , this is hire and salary , not revenge . +He took my father grossly , full of bread , +With all his crimes broad blown , as flush as May ; +And how his audit stands who knows save heaven ? +But in our circumstance and course of thought +'Tis heavy with him . And am I then reveng'd , +To take him in the purging of his soul , +When he is fit and season'd for his passage ? +No . +Up , sword , and know thou a more horrid hent ; +When he is drunk asleep , or in his rage , +Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed , +At gaming , swearing , or about some act +That has no relish of salvation in't ; +Then trip him , that his heels may kick at heaven , +And that his soul may be as damn'd and black +As hell , whereto it goes . My mother stays : +This physic but prolongs thy sickly days . + +My words fly up , my thoughts remain below : +Words without thoughts never to heaven go . + + +He will come straight . Look you lay home to him ; +Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with , +And that your Grace hath screen'd and stood between +Much heat and him . I'll silence me e'en here . +Pray you , be round with him . + +Mother , mother , mother ! + +I'll warrant you ; +Fear me not . Withdraw , I hear him coming . + + +Now , mother , what's the matter ? + +Hamlet , thou hast thy father much offended . + +Mother , you have my father much offended . + +Come , come , you answer with an idle tongue . + +Go , go , you question with a wicked tongue . + +Why , how now , Hamlet ! + +What's the matter now ? + +Have you forgot me ? + +No , by the rood , not so : +You are the queen , your husband's brother's wife ; +And ,would it were not so !you are my mother . + +Nay then , I'll set those to you that can speak . + +Come , come , and sit you down ; you shall not budge ; +You go not , till I set you up a glass +Where you may see the inmost part of you . + +What wilt thou do ? thou wilt not murder me ? +Help , help , ho ! + +What , ho ! help ! help ! help ! + +How now ! a rat ? Dead , for a ducat , dead ! + + +O ! I am slain . + +O me ! what hast thou done ? + +Nay , I know not : is it the king ? + +O ! what a rash and bloody deed is this ! + +A bloody deed ! almost as bad , good mother , +As kill a king , and marry with his brother . + +As kill a king ! + +Ay , lady , 'twas my word . + +Thou wretched , rash , intruding fool , farewell ! +I took thee for thy better ; take thy fortune ; +Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger . +Leave wringing of your hands : peace ! sit you down , +And let me wring your heart ; for so I shall +If it be made of penetrable stuff , +If damned custom have not brass'd it so +That it is proof and bulwark against sense + +What have I done that thou dar'st wag thy tongue +In noise so rude against me ? + +Such an act +That blurs the grace and blush of modesty , +Calls virtue hypocrite , takes off the rose +From the fair forehead of an innocent love +And sets a blister there , makes marriage vows +As false as dicers' oaths ; O ! such a deed +As from the body of contraction plucks +The very soul , and sweet religion makes +A rhapsody of words ; heaven's face doth glow , +Yea , this solidity and compound mass , +With tristful visage , as against the doom , +Is thought-sick at the act . + +Ay me ! what act , +That roars so loud and thunders in the index ? + +Look here , upon this picture , and on this ; +The counterfeit presentment of two brothers . +See , what a grace was seated on this brow ; +Hyperion's curls , the front of Jove himself , +An eye like Mars , to threaten and command , +A station like the herald Mercury +New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill , +A combination and a form indeed , +Where every god did seem to set his seal , +To give the world assurance of a man . +This was your husband : look you now , what follows . +Here is your husband ; like a mildew'd ear , +Blasting his wholesome brother . Have you eyes ? +Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed , +And batten on this moor ? Ha ! have you eyes ? +You cannot call it love , for at your age +The hey-day in the blood is tame , it's humble , +And waits upon the judgment ; and what judgment +Would step from this to this ? Sense , sure , you have , +Else could you not have motion ; but sure , that sense +Is apoplex'd ; for madness would not err , +Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd +But it reserv'd some quantity of choice , +To serve in such a difference . What devil was 't +That thus hath comen'd you at hoodman-blind ? +Eyes without feeling , feeling without sight , +Ears without hands or eyes , smelling sans all , +Or but a sickly part of one true sense +Could not so mope . +O shame ! where is thy blush ? Rebellious hell , +If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones , +To flaming youth let virtue be as wax , +And melt in her own fire : proclaim no shame +When the compulsive ardour gives the charge , +Since first itself as actively doth burn , +And reason panders will . + +O Hamlet ! speak no more ; +Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul ; +And there I see such black and grained spots +As will not leave their tinct . + +Nay , but to live +In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed , +Stew'd in corruption , honeying and making love +Over the nasty sty , + +O ! speak to me no more ; +These words like daggers enter in mine ears ; +No more , sweet Hamlet ! + +A murderer , and a villain ; +A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe +Of your precedent lord ; a vice of kings ; +A cut-purse of the empire and the rule , +That from a shelf the precious diadem stole , +And put it in his pocket ! + +No more ! + +A king of shreds and patches , + + +Save me , and hover o'er me with your wings , + +You heavenly guards ! What would your gracious figure ? + +Alas ! he's mad ! + +Do you not come your tardy son to chide , +That , laps'd in time and passion , lets go by +The important acting of your dread command ? +O ! say . + +Do not forget : this visitation +Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose . +But , look ! amazement on thy mother sits ; +O ! step between her and her fighting soul ; +Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works : +Speak to her , Hamlet . + +How is it with you , lady ? + +Alas ! how is't with you , +That you do bend your eye on vacancy +And with the incorporal air do hold discourse ? +Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep ; +And , as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm , +Your bedded hair , like life in excrements , +Starts up and stands an end . O gentle son ! +Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper +Sprinkle cool patience . Whereon do you look ? + +On him , on him ! Look you , how pale he glares ! +His form and cause conjoin'd , preaching to stones , +Would make them capable . Do not look upon me ; +Lest with this piteous action you convert +My stern effects : then what I have to do +Will want true colour ; tears perchance for blood . + +To whom do you speak this ? + +Do you see nothing there ? + +Nothing at all ; yet all that is I see . + +Nor did you nothing hear ? + +No , nothing but ourselves . + +Why , look you there ! look , how it steals away ; +My father , in his habit as he liv'd ; +Look ! where he goes , even now , out at the portal . + + +This is the very coinage of your brain : +This bodiless creation ecstasy +Is very cunning in . + +Ecstasy ! +My pulse , as yours , doth temperately keep time , +And makes as healthful music . It is not madness +That I have utter'd : bring me to the test , +And I the matter will re-word , which madness +Would gambol from . Mother , for love of grace , +Lay not that flattering unction to your soul , +That not your trespass but my madness speaks ; +It will but skin and film the ulcerous place , +Whiles rank corruption , mining all within , +Infects unseen . Confess yourself to heaven ; +Repent what's past ; avoid what is to come ; +And do not spread the compost on the weeds +To make them ranker . Forgive me this my virtue ; +For in the fatness of these pursy times +Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg , +Yea , curb and woo for leave to do him good . + +O Hamlet ! thou hast cleft my heart in twain . + +O ! throw away the worser part of it , +And live the purer with the other half . +Good night ; but go not to mine uncle's bed ; +Assume a virtue , if you have it not . +That monster , custom , who all sense doth eat , +Of habits devil , is angel yet in this , +That to the use of actions fair and good +He likewise gives a frock or livery , +That aptly is put on . Refrain to-night ; +And that shall lend a kind of easiness +To the next abstinence : the next more easy ; +For use almost can change the stamp of nature , +And master ev'n the devil or throw him out +With wondrous potency . Once more , goodnight : +And when you are desirous to be bless'd , +I'll blessing beg of you . For this same lord , + +I do repent : but heaven hath pleas'd it so , +To punish me with this , and this with me , +That I must be their scourge and minister . +I will bestow him , and will answer well +The death I gave him . So , again , good-night . +I must be cruel only to be kind : +Thus bad begins and worse remains behind . +One word more , good lady . + +What shall I do ? + +Not this , by no means , that I bid you do : +Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed ; +Pinch wanton on your cheek ; call you his mouse ; +And let him , for a pair of reechy kisses , +Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers , +Make you to ravel all this matter out , +That I essentially am not in madness , +But mad in craft . 'Twere good you let him know ; +For who that's but a queen , fair , sober , wise , +Would from a paddock , from a bat , a gib , +Such dear concernings hide ? who would do so ? +No , in despite of sense and secrecy , +Unpeg the basket on the house's top , +Let the birds fly , and , like the famous ape , +To try conclusions , in the basket creep , +And break your own neck down . + +Be thou assur'd , if words be made of breath , +And breath of life , I have no life to breathe +What thou hast said to me . + +I must to England ; you know that ? + +Alack ! +I had forgot : 'tis so concluded on . + +There's letters seal'd ; and my two schoolfellows , +Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd , +They bear the mandate ; they must sweep my way , +And marshal me to knavery . Let it work ; +For 'tis the sport to have the enginer +Hoist with his own petar : and it shall go hard +But I will delve one yard below their mines , +And blow them at the moon . O ! 'tis most sweet , +When in one line two crafts directly meet . +This man shall set me packing ; +I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room . +Mother , good-night . Indeed this counsellor +Is now most still , most secret , and most grave , +Who was in life a foolish prating knave . +Come , sir , to draw toward an end with you . +Good-night , mother . + +There's matter in these sighs , these profound heaves : +You must translate ; 'tis fit we understand them . +Where is your son ? + +Bestow this place on us a little while . + +Ah ! my good lord , what have I seen to-night . + +What , Gertrude ? How does Hamlet ? + +Mad as the sea and wind , when both contend +Which is the mightier . In his lawless fit , +Behind the arras hearing something stir , +Whips out his rapier , cries , 'A rat ! a rat !' +And , in his brainish apprehension , kills +The unseen good old man . + +O heavy deed ! +It had been so with us had we been there . +His liberty is full of threats to all ; +To you yourself , to us , to every one . +Alas ! how shall this bloody deed be answer'd ? +It will be laid to us , whose providence +Should have kept short , restrain'd , and out of haunt , +This mad young man : but so much was our love , +We would not understand what was most fit , +But , like the owner of a foul disease , +To keep it from divulging , let it feed +Even on the pith of life . Where is he gone ? + +To draw apart the body he hath kill'd ; +O'er whom his very madness , like some ore +Among a mineral of metals base , +Shows itself pure : he weeps for what is done . + +O Gertrude ! come away . +The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch +But we will ship him hence ; and this vile deed +We must , with all our majesty and skill , +Both countenance and excuse . Ho ! Guildenstern ! + + +Friends both , go join you with some further aid : +Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain , +And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him : +Go seek him out ; speak fair , and bring the body +Into the chapel . I pray you , haste in this . + +Come , Gertrude , we'll call up our wisest friends ; +And let them know both what we mean to do , +And what's untimely done : so , haply , slander , +Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter , +As level as the cannon to his blank +Transports his poison'd shot , may miss our name , +And hit the woundless air . O ! come away ; +My soul is full of discord and dismay . + +Safely stowed . + +Hamlet ! Lord Hamlet ! + +Hamlet ! Lord Hamlet ! + +What noise ? who calls on Hamlet ? +O ! here they come . + + +What have you done , my lord , with the dead body ? + +Compounded it with dust , whereto 'tis kin . + +Tell us where 'tis , that we may take it thence +And bear it to the chapel . + +Do not believe it . + +Believe what ? + +That I can keep your counsel and not mine own . Besides , to be demanded of a sponge ! what replication should be made by the son of a king ? + +Take you me for a sponge , my lord ? + +Ay , sir , that soaks up the king's countenance , his rewards , his authorities . But such officers do the king best service in the end : he keeps them , like an ape , in the corner of his jaw ; first mouthed , to be last swallowed : when he needs what you have gleaned , it is but squeezing you , and , sponge , you shall be dry again . + +I understand you not , my lord . + +I am glad of it : a knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear . + +My lord , you must tell us where the body is , and go with us to the king . + +The body is with the king , but the king is not with the body . The king is a thing + +A thing , my lord ! + +Of nothing : bring me to him . Hide fox , and all after . + + +I have sent to seek him , and to find the body . +How dangerous is it that this man goes loose ! +Yet must not we put the strong law on him : +He's lov'd of the distracted multitude , +Who like not in their judgment , but their eyes ; +And where 'tis so , the offender's scourge is weigh'd , +But never the offence . To bear all smooth and even , +This sudden sending him away must seem +Deliberate pause : diseases desperate grown +By desperate appliance are reliev'd , +Or not at all . + +How now ! what hath befall'n ? + +Where the dead body is bestow'd , my lord , +We cannot get from him . + +But where is he ? + +Without , my lord ; guarded , to know your pleasure . + +Bring him before us . + +Ho , Guildenstern ! bring in my lord . + + +Now , Hamlet , where's Polonius ? + +At supper . + +At supper ! Where ? + +Not where he eats , but where he is eaten : a certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him . Your worm is your only emperor for diet : we fat all creatures else to fat us , and we fat ourselves for maggots : your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service ; two dishes , but to one table : that's the end . + +Alas , alas ! + +A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king , and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm . + +What dost thou mean by this ? + +Nothing , but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar . + +Where is Polonius ? + +In heaven ; send thither to see : if your messenger find him not there , seek him i' the other place yourself . But , indeed , if you find him not within this month , you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby . + +Go seek him there . + +He will stay till you come . + + +Hamlet , this deed , for thine especial safety , +Which we do tender , as we dearly grieve +For that which thou hast done , must send thee hence +With fiery quickness : therefore prepare thyself ; +The bark is ready , and the wind at help , +The associates tend , and every thing is bent +For England . + +For England ! + +Ay , Hamlet . + +Good . + +So is it , if thou knew'st our purposes . + +I see a cherub that sees them . But , come ; for England ! Farewell , dear mother . + +Thy loving father , Hamlet . + +My mother : father and mother is man and wife , man and wife is one flesh , and so , my mother . Come , for England ! + + +Follow him at foot ; tempt him with speed aboard : +Delay it not , I'll have him hence to-night . +Away ! for every thing is seal'd and done +That else leans on the affair : pray you , make haste . + +And , England , if my love thou hold'st at aught , +As my great power thereof may give thee sense , +Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red +After the Danish sword , and thy free awe +Pays homage to us ,thou mayst not coldly set +Our sovereign process , which imports at full , +By letters conjuring to that effect , +The present death of Hamlet . Do it , England ; +For like the hectic in my blood he rages , +And thou must cure me . Till I know 'tis done , +Howe'er my haps , my joys were ne'er begun . + + +Go , captain , from me greet the Danish king ; +Tell him that , by his licence , Fortinbras +Claims the conveyance of a promis'd march +Over his kingdom . You know the rendezvous . +If that his majesty would aught with us , +We shall express our duty in his eye , +And let him know so . + +I will do 't , my lord . + +Go softly on . + +Good sir , whose powers are these ? + +They are of Norway , sir . + +How purpos'd , sir , I pray you ? + +Against some part of Poland . + +Who commands them , sir ? + +The nephew to old Norway , Fortinbras . + +Goes it against the main of Poland , sir , +Or for some frontier ? + +Truly to speak , and with no addition , +We go to gain a little patch of ground +That hath in it no profit but the name . +To pay five ducats , five , I would not farm it ; +Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole +A ranker rate , should it be sold in fee . + +Why , then the Polack never will defend it . + +Yes , 'tis already garrison'd . + +Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats +Will not debate the question of this straw : +This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace , +That inward breaks , and shows no cause without +Why the man dies . I humbly thank you , sir . + +God be wi' you , sir . + + +Will 't please you go , my lord ? + +I'll be with you straight . Go a little before . + +How all occasions do inform against me , +And spur my dull revenge ! What is a man , +If his chief good and market of his time +Be but to sleep and feed ? a beast , no more . +Sure he that made us with such large discourse , +Looking before and after , gave us not +That capability and god-like reason +To fust in us unus'd . Now , whe'r it be +Bestial oblivion , or some craven scruple +Of thinking too precisely on the event , +A thought , which , quarter'd , hath but one part wisdom , +And ever three parts coward , I do not know +Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do ;' +Sith I have cause and will and strength and means +To do 't . Examples gross as earth exhort me : +Witness this army of such mass and charge +Led by a delicate and tender prince , +Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd +Makes mouths at the invisible event , +Exposing what is mortal and unsure +To all that fortune , death and danger dare , +Even for an egg-shell . Rightly to be great +Is not to stir without great argument , +But greatly to find quarrel in a straw +When honour's at the stake . How stand I then , +That have a father kill'd , a mother stain'd , +Excitements of my reason and my blood , +And let all sleep , while , to my shame , I see +The imminent death of twenty thousand men , +That , for a fantasy and trick of fame , +Go to their graves like beds , fight for a plot +Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause , +Which is not tomb enough and continent +To hide the slaim ? O ! from this time forth , +My thoughts be bloody , or be nothing worth ! + + +I will not speak with her . + +She is importunate , indeed distract : +Her mood will needs be pitied . + +What would she have ? + +She speaks much of her father ; says she hears +There's tricks i' the world ; and hems , and beats her heart ; +Spurns enviously at straws ; speaks things in doubt , +That carry but half sense : her speech is nothing , +Yet the unshaped use of it doth move +The hearers to collection ; they aim at it , +And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts ; +Which , as her winks , and nods , and gestures yield them , +Indeed would make one think there might be thought , +Though nothing sure , yet much unhappily . + +'Twere good she were spoken with , for she may strew +Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds . + +Let her come in . + +To my sick soul , as sin's true nature is , +Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss : +So full of artless jealousy is guilt , +It spills itself in fearing to be spilt . + + +Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark ? + +How now , Ophelia ! + + +How should I your true love know +From another one ? +By his cockle hat and staff , +And his sandal shoon . + + +Alas ! sweet lady , what imports this song ? + +Say you ? nay , pray you , mark . + +He is dead and gone , lady , +He is dead and gone ; +At his head a grass-green turf ; +At his heals a stone . + +O , ho ! + +Nay , but Ophelia , + +Pray you , mark . + +White his shroud as the mountain snow , + +Alas ! look here , my lord . + + +Larded with sweet flowers ; +Which bewept to the grave did go +With true-love showers . + + +How do you , pretty lady ? + +Well , God 'ild you ! They say the owl was a baker's daughter . Lord ! we know what we are , but know not what we may be . God be at your table ! + +Conceit upon her father . + +Pray you , let's have no words of this ; but when they ask you what it means , say you this : + +To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day , +All in the morning betime , +And I a maid at your window , +To be your Valentine : +Then up he rose , and donn'd his clothes , +And dupp'd the chamber door ; +Let in the maid , that out a maid +Never departed more . + + +Pretty Ophelia ! + +Indeed , la ! without an oath , I'll make an end on 't : + +By Gis and by Saint Charity , +Alack , and fie for shame ! +Young men will do't , if they come to't ; +By Cock they are to blame . +Quoth she , before you tumbled me , +You promis'd me to wed : +So would I ha' done , by yonder sun , +An thou hadst not come to my bed . + + +How long hath she been thus ? + +I hope all will be well . We must be patient : but I cannot choose but weep , to think they should lay him i' the cold ground . My brother shall know of it : and so I thank you for your good counsel . Come , my coach ! Good-night , ladies ; good-night , sweet ladies ; good-night , good-night . + + +Follow her close ; give her good watch , I pray you . + +O ! this is the poison of deep grief ; it springs +All from her father's death . O Gertrude , Gertrude ! +When sorrows come , they come not single spies , +But in battalions . First , her father slain ; +Next , your son gone ; but he most violent author +Of his own just remove : the people muddied , +Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers , +For good Polonius' death ; and we have done but greenly , +In hugger-mugger to inter him : poor Ophelia +Divided from herself and her fair judgment , +Without the which we are pictures , or mere beasts : +Last , and as much containing as all these , +Her brother is in secret come from France , +Feeds on his wonder , keeps himself in clouds , +And wants not buzzers to infect his ear +With pestilent speeches of his father's death ; +Wherein necessity , of matter beggar'd , +Will nothing stick our person to arraign +In ear and ear . O my dear Gertrude ! this , +Like to a murdering-piece , in many places +Gives me superfluous death . + + +Alack ! what noise is this ? + + +Where are my Switzers ? Let them guard the door . +What is the matter ? + +Save yourself , my lord ; +The ocean , overpeering of his list , +Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste +Than young Laertes , in a riotous head , +O'erbears your officers . The rabble call him lord ; +And , as the world were now but to begin , +Antiquity forgot , custom not known , +The ratifiers and props of every word , +They cry , 'Choose we ; Laertes shall be king !' +Caps , hands , and tongues , applaud it to the clouds , +'Laertes shall be king , Laertes king !' + +How cheerfully on the false trail they cry ! +O ! this is counter , you false Danish dogs ! + +The doors are broke . + +Where is the king ? Sirs , stand you all without . + +No , let's come in . + +I pray you , give me leave . + +We will , we will . + + +I thank you : keep the door . O thou vile king ! +Give me my father . + +Calmly , good Laertes . + +That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard , +Cries cuckold to my father , brands the harlot +Even here , between the chaste unsmirched brow +Of my true mother . + +What is the cause , Laertes , +That thy rebellion looks so giant-like ? +Let him go , Gertrude ; do not fear our person : +There's such divinity doth hedge a king , +That treason can but peep to what it would , +Acts little of his will . Tell me , Laertes , +Why thou art thus incens'd . Let him go , Gertrude . +Speak , man . + +Where is my father ? + +Dead . + +But not by him . + +Let him demand his fill . + +How came he dead ? I'll not be juggled with . +To hell , allegiance ! vows , to the blackest devil ! +Conscience and grace , to the profoundest pit ! +I dare damnation . To this point I stand , +That both the worlds I give to negligence , +Let come what comes ; only I'll be reveng'd +Most throughly for my father . + +Who shall stay you ? + +My will , not all the world : +And , for my means , I'll husband them so well , +They shall go far with little . + +Good Laertes , +If you desire to know the certainty +Of your dear father's death , is't writ in your revenge , +That , swoopstake , you will draw both friend and foe , +Winner and loser ? + +None but his enemies . + +Will you know them then ? + +To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms ; +And like the kind life-rendering pelican , +Repast them with my blood . + +Why , now you speak +Like a good child and a true gentleman . +That I am guiltless of your father's death , +And am most sensibly in grief for it , +It shall as level to your judgment pierce +As day does to your eye . + +Let her come in . + +How now ! what noise is that ? + + +O heat , dry up my brains ! tears seven times salt , +Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye ; +By heaven , thy madness shall be paid by weight , +Till our scale turn the beam . O rose of May ! +Dear maid , kind sister , sweet Ophelia ! +O heavens ! is't possible a young maid's wits +Should be as mortal as an old man's life ? +Nature is fine in love , and where 'tis fine +It sends some precious instance of itself + +After the thing it loves . + + +They bore him barefac'd on the bier ; +Hey non nonny , nonny , hey nonny ; +And in his grave rain'd many a tear ; + +Fare you well , my dove ! + +Hadst thou thy wits , and didst persuade revenge , +It could not move thus . + + +You must sing , a-down a-down , +And you call him a-down-a . + +O how the wheel becomes it ! It is the false steward that stole his master's daughter . + +This nothing's more than matter . + +There's rosemary , that's for remembrance ; brance ; pray , love , remember : and there is pansies , that's for thoughts . + +A document in madness , thoughts and remembrance fitted . + +There's fennel for you , and columbines ; there's rue for you ; and here's some for me ; we may call it herb of grace o' Sundays . O ! you must wear your rue with a difference . There's a daisy ; I would give you some violets , but they withered all when my father died . They say he made a good end , + +For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy . + + +Thought and affliction , passion , hell itself , +She turns to favour and to prettiness . + + +And will he not come again ? +And will he not come again ? +No , no , he is dead ; +Go to thy death-bed , +He never will come again . +His beard was as white as snow +All fiaxen was his poll , +He is gone , he is gone , +And we cast away moan : +God ha' mercy on his soul ! + +And of all Christian souls ! I pray God . God be wi' ye ! + + +Do you see this , O God ? + +Laertes , I must common with your grief , +Or you deny me right . Go but apart , +Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will , +And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me . +If by direct or by collateral hand +They find us touch'd , we will our kingdom give , +Our crown , our life , and all that we call ours , +To you in satisfaction ; but if not , +Be you content to lend your patience to us , +And we shall jointly labour with your soul +To give it due content . + +Let this be so : +His means of death , his obscure burial , +No trophy , sword , nor hatchment o'er his bones , +No noble rite nor formal ostentation , +Cry to be heard , as 'twere from heaven to earth , +That I must call 't in question . + +So you shall ; +And where the offence is let the great axe fall . +I pray you go with me . + + +What are they that would speak with me ? + +Sailors , sir : they say , they have letters for you . + +Let them come in . + +I do not know from what part of the world +I should be greeted , if not from Lord Hamlet . + + +God bless you , sir . + +Let him bless thee too . + +He shall , sir , an't please him . There's a letter for you , sir ;it comes from the ambassador that was bound for England ;if your name be Horatio , as I am let to know it is . + +Horatio , when thou shalt have overlooked this , give these fellows some means to the king : they have letters for him . Ere we were two days old at sea , a pirate of very war-like appointment gave us chase . Finding ourselves too slow of sail , we put on a compelled valour ; in the grapple I boarded them : on the instant they got clear of our ship , so I alone became their prisoner . They have dealt with me like thieves of mercy , but they knew what they did ; I am to do a good turn for them . Let the king have the letters I have sent ; and repair thou to me with as much haste as thou wouldst fly death . I have words to speak in thine ear will make thee dumb ; yet are they much too light for the bore of the matter . These good fellows will bring thee where I am . Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their course for England : of them I have much to tell thee . Farewell . +He that thou knowest thine , +Come , I will give you way for these your letters ; +And do 't the speedier , that you may direct me +To him from whom you brought them . + + +Now must your conscience my acquittance seal , +And you must put me in your heart for friend , +Sith you have heard , and with a knowing ear , +That he which hath your noble father slain +Pursu'd my life . + +It well appears : but tell me +Why you proceeded not against these feats , +So crimeful and so capital in nature , +As by your safety , wisdom , all things else , +You mainly were stirr'd up . + +O ! for two special reasons ; +Which may to you , perhaps , seem much unsinew'd , +But yet to me they are strong . The queen his mother +Lives almost by his looks , and for myself , +My virtue or my plague , be it either which , +She's so conjunctive to my life and soul , +That , as the star moves not but in his sphere , +I could not but by her . The other motive , +Why to a public count I might not go , +Is the great love the general gender bear him ; +Who , dipping all his faults in their affection , +Would , like the spring that turneth wood to stone , +Convert his gyves to graces ; so that my arrows , +Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind , +Would have reverted to my bow again , +And not where I had aim'd them . + +And so have I a noble father lost ; +A sister driven into desperate terms , +Whose worth , if praises may go back again , +Stood challenger on mount of all the age +For her perfections . But my revenge will come . + +Break not your sleeps for that ; you must not think +That we are made of stuff so flat and dull +That we can let our beard be shook with danger +And think it pastime . You shortly shall hear more ; +I lov'd your father , and we love ourself , +And that , I hope , will teach you to imagine , + +How now ! what news ? + +Letters , my lord , from Hamlet : +This to your majesty ; this to the queen . + +From Hamlet ! who brought them ? + +Sailors , my lord , they say ; I saw them not : +They were given me by Claudio , he receiv'd them +Of him that brought them . + +Laertes , you shall hear them . +Leave us . + +High and mighty , you shall know I am set naked on your kingdom . To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes ; when I shall , first asking your pardon thereunto , recount the occasions of my sudden and more strange return +What should this mean ? Are all the rest come back ? +Or is it some abuse and no such thing ? + +Know you the hand ? + +'Tis Hamlet's character . 'Naked ,' +And in a postscript here , he says , 'alone .' +Can you advise me ? + +I'm lost in it , my lord . But let him come : +It warms the very sickness in my heart , +That I shall live and tell him to his teeth , +'Thus diddest thou .' + +If it be so , Laertes , +As how should it be so ? how otherwise ? +Will you be rul'd by me ? + +Ay , my lord ; +So you will not o'er-rule me to a peace . + +To thine own peace . If he be now return'd , +As checking at his voyage , and that he means +No more to undertake it , I will work him +To an exploit , now ripe in my device , +Under the which he shall not choose but fall ; +And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe , +But even his mother shall uncharge the practice +And call it accident . + +My lord , I will be rul'd ; +The rather , if you could devise it so +That I might be the organ . + +It falls right . +You have been talk'd of since your travel much , +And that in Hamlet's hearing , for a quality +Wherein , they say , you shine ; your sum of parts +Did not together pluck such envy from him +As did that one , and that , in my regard , +Of the unworthiest siege . + +What part is that , my lord ? + +A very riband in the cap of youth , +Yet needful too ; for youth no less becomes +The light and careless livery that it wears +Than settled age his sables and his weeds , +Importing health and graveness . Two months since +Here was a gentleman of Normandy : +I've seen myself , and serv'd against , the French , +And they can well on horseback ; but this gallant +Had witchcraft in 't , he grew unto his seat , +And to such wondrous doing brought his horse , +As he had been incorps'd and demi-natur'd +With the brave beast ; so far he topp'd my thought , +That I , in forgery of shapes and tricks , +Come short of what he did . + +A Norman was 't ? + +A Norman . + +Upon my life , Lamord . + +The very same . + +I know him well ; he is the brooch indeed +And gem of all the nation . + +He made confession of you , +And gave you such a masterly report +For art and exercise in your defence , +And for your rapier most especially , +That he cried out , 'twould be a sight indeed +If one could match you ; the scrimers of their nation , +He swore , had neither motion , guard , nor eye , +If you oppos'd them . Sir , this report of his +Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy +That he could nothing do but wish and beg +Your sudden coming o'er , to play with him . +Now , out of this , + +What out of this , my lord ? + +Laertes , was your father dear to you ? +Or are you like the painting of a sorrow , +A face without a heart ? + +Why ask you this ? + +Not that I think you did not love your father , +But that I know love is begun by time , +And that I see , in passages of proof , +Time qualifies the spark and fire of it . +There lives within the very flame of love +A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it , +And nothing is at a like goodness still , +For goodness , growing to a plurisy , +Dies in his own too-much . That we would do , +We should do when we would , for this 'would' changes , +And hath abatements and delays as many +As there are tongues , are hands , are accidents ; +And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh , +That hurts by easing . But , to the quick o' the ulcer ; +Hamlet comes back ; what would you undertake +To show yourself your father's son in deed +More than in words ? + +To cut his throat i' the church . + +No place , indeed , should murder sanctuarize ; +Revenge should have no bounds . But , good Laertes , +Will you do this , keep close within your chamber . +Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home ; +We'll put on those shall praise your excellence , +And set a double varnish on the fame +The Frenchman gave you , bring you , in fine , together , +And wager on your heads : he , being remise , +Most generous and free from all contriving , +Will not peruse the foils ; so that , with ease +Or with a little shuffling , you may choose +A sword unbated , and , in a pass of practice +Requite him for your father . + +I will do 't ; +And , for that purpose , I'll anoint my sword . +I bought an unction of a mountebank , +So mortal that , but dip a knife in it , +Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare , +Collected from all simples that have virtue +Under the moon , can save the thing from death +That is but scratch'd withal ; I'll touch my point +With this contagion , that , if I gall him slightly , +It may be death . + +Let's further think of this ; +Weigh what convenience both of time and means +May fit us to our shape . If this should fail , +And that our drift look through our bad performance +'Twere better not assay'd ; therefore this project +Should have a back or second , that might hold , +If this should blast in proof . Soft ! let me see ; +We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings : +I ha't : +When in your motion you are hot and dry , +As make your bouts more violent to that end , +And that he calls for drink , I'll have prepar'd him +A chalice for the nonce , whereon but sipping , +If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck , +Our purpose may hold there . But stay ! what noise ? + +How now , sweet queen ! + +One woe doth tread upon another's heel , +So fast they follow : your sister's drown'd , Laertes . + +Drown'd ! O , where ? + +There is a willow grows aslant a brook , +That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream ; +There with fantastic garlands did she come , +Of crow-flowers , nettles , daisies , and long purples , +That liberal shepherds give a grosser name , +But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them : +There , on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds +Clambering to hang , an envious sliver broke , +When down her weedy trophies and herself +Fell in the weeping brook . Her clothes spread wide , +And , mermaid-like , awhile they bore her up ; +Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes , +As one incapable of her own distress , +Or like a creature native and indu'd +Unto that element ; but long it could not be +Till that her garments , heavy with their drink , +Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay +To muddy death . + +Alas ! then , she is drown'd ? + +Drown'd , drown'd . + +Too much of water hast thou , poor Ophelis , +And therefore I forbid my tears ; but yet +It is our trick , nature her custom holds , +Let shame say what it will ; when these are gone +The woman will be out . Adieu , my lord ! +I have a speech of fire , that fain would blaze , +But that this folly douts it . + + +Let's follow , Gertrude . +How much I had to do to calm his rage ! +Now fear I this will give it start again ; +Therefore let's follow . + +Is she to be buried in Christian burial that wilfully seeks her own salvation ? + +I tell thee she is ; and therefore make her grave straight : the crowner hath sat on her , and finds it Christian burial . + +How can that be , unless she drowned herself in her own defence ? + +Why , 'tis found so . + +It must be se offendendo ; it cannot be else . For here lies the point : if I drown myself wittingly it argues an act ; and an act hath three branches ; it is , to act , to do , and to perform : argal , she drowned herself wittingly . + +Nay , but hear you , goodman delver , + +Give me leave . Here lies the water ; good : here stands the man ; good : if the man go to this water , and drown himself , it is , will he , nill he , he goes ; mark you that ? but if the water come to him , and drown him , he drowns not himself : argal , he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life . + +But is this law ? + +Ay , marry , is 't ; crowner's quest law . + +Will you ha' the truth on 't ? If this had not been a gentlewoman she should have been buried out o' Christian burial . + +Why , there thou sayest ; and the more pity that great folk should have countenance in this world to drown or hang themselves more than their even Christian . Come , my spade . There is no ancient gentlemen but gardeners , ditchers , and grave-makers ; they hold up Adam's profession . + +Was he a gentleman ? + +A' was the first that ever bore arms . + +Why , he had none . + +What ! art a heathen ? How dost thou understand the Scripture ? The Scripture says , Adam digged ; could be dig without arms ? +I'll put another question to thee ; if thou answerest me not to the purpose , confess thyself + +Go to . + +What is he that builds stronger than either the mason , the shipwright , or the carpenter ? + +The gallows-maker ; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants . + +I like thy wit well , in good faith ; the gallows does well , but how does it well ? it does well to those that do ill ; now thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger than the church : argal , the gallows may do well to thee . +To 't again ; come . + +Who builds stronger than a mason , a shipwright , or a carpenter ? + +Ay , tell me that , and unyoke . + +Marry , now I can tell . + +To 't . + +Mass , I cannot tell . + + +Cudgel thy brains no more about it , for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating ; and , when you are asked this question next , say , 'a grave-maker :' the houses that he makes last till doomsday . Go , get thee to Yaughan ; fetch me a stoup of liquor . + +First Clown digs , and sings . + +In youth , when I did love , did love , +Methought it was very sweet , +To contract , O ! the time , for-a my behove , +O ! methought there was nothing meet . + + +Has this fellow no feeling of his business , that he sings at grave-making ? + +Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness . + +'Tis e'en so ; the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense . + + +But age , with his stealing steps , +Hath claw'd me in his clutch , +And hath shipped me intil the land , +As if I had never been such . + +That skull had a tongue in it , and could sing once ; how the knave jowls it to the ground , as if it were Cain's jaw-bone , that did the first murder ! This might be the pate of a politician , which this ass now o'er-offices , one that would circumvent God , might it not ? + +It might , my lord . + +Or of a courtier , which could say , 'Good morrow , sweet lord ! How dost thou , good lord ?' This might be my Lord Such-a-one , that praised my Lord Such-a-one's horse , when he meant to beg it , might it not ? + +Ay , my lord . + +Why , e'en so , and now my Lady Worm's ; chapless , and knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade . Here's fine revolution , an we had the trick to see 't . Did these bones cost no more the breeding but to play at loggats with 'em ? mine ache to think on 't . + + +A pick-axe , and a spade , a spade , +For and a shrouding sheet ; +O ! a pit of clay for to be made +For such a guest is meet . + +There's another ; why may not that be the skull of a lawyer ? Where be his quiddities now , his quillets , his cases , his tenures , and his tricks ? why does he suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the sconce with a dirty shovel , and will not tell him of his action of battery ? Hum ! This fellow might be in 's time a great buyer of land , with his statutes , his recognizances , his fines , his double vouchers , his recoveries ; is this the fine of his fines , and the recovery of his recoveries , to have his fine pate full of fine dirt ? will his vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases , and double ones too , than the length and breadth of a pair of indentures ? The very conveyance of his lands will hardly lie in this box , and must the inheritor himself have no more , ha ? + +Not a jot more , my lord . + +Is not parchment made of sheep-skins ? + +Ay , my lord , and of calf-skins too . + +They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance in that . I will speak to this fellow . Whose grave's this , sir ? + +Mine , sir , + +O ! a pit of clay for to be made +For such a guest is meet . + + +I think it be thine , indeed ; for thou liest in 't . + +You lie out on 't , sir , and therefore it is not yours ; for my part , I do not lie in 't , and yet it is mine . + +Thou dost lie in 't , to be in 't and say it is thine : 'tis for the dead , not for the quick ; therefore thou liest . + +'Tis a quick lie , sir ; 'twill away again , from me to you . + +What man dost thou dig it for ? + +For no man , sir . + +What woman , then ? + +For none , neither . + +Who is to be buried in 't ? + +One that was a woman , sir ; but , rest her soul , she's dead . + +How absolute the knave is ! we must speak by the card , or equivocation will undo us . By the Lord , Horatio , these three years I have taken note of it ; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier , he galls his kibe . How long hast thou been a grave-maker ? + +Of all the days i' the year , I came to 't that day that our last King Hamlet overcame Fortinbras . + +How long is that since ? + +Cannot you tell that ? every fool can tell that ; it was the very day that young Hamlet was born ; he that is mad , and sent into England . + +Ay , marry ; why was he sent into England ? + +Why , because he was mad : he shall recover his wits there ; or , if he do not , 'tis no great matter there + +Why ? + +'Twill not be seen in him there ; there the men are as mad as he . + +How came he mad ? + +Very strangely , they say . + +How strangely ? + +Faith , e'en with losing his wits . + +Upon what ground ? + +Why , here in Denmark ; I have been sexton here , man and boy , thirty years . + +How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot ? + +Faith , if he be not rotten before he die ,as we have many pocky corses now-a-days , that will scarce hold the laying in ,he will last you some eight year or nine year ; a tanner will last you nine year . + +Why he more than another ? + +Why , sir , his hide is so tanned with his trade that he will keep out water a great while , and your water is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body . Here's a skull now ; this skull hath lain you i' the earth three-and-twenty years . + +Whose was it ? + +A whoreson mad fellow's it was : whose do you think it was ? + +Nay , I know not . + +A pestilence on him for a mad rogue ! a' poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once . This same skull , sir , was Yorick's skull , the king's jester . + +This ! + +E'en that . + +Let me see . + +Alas ! poor Yorick . I knew him , Horatio ; a fellow of infinite jest , of most excellent fancy ; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times ; and now , how abhorred in my imagination it is ! my gorge rises at it . Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft . Where be your gibes now ? your gambols ? your songs ? your flashes of merriment , that were wont to set the table on a roar ? Not one now , to mock your own grinning ? quite chapfallen ? Now get you to my lady's chamber , and tell her , let her paint an inch thick , to this favour she must come ; make her laugh at that . Prithee , Horatio , tell me one thing . + +What's that , my lord ? + +Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i' the earth ? + +E'en so . + +And smelt so ? pah ! + + +E'en so , my lord . + +To what base uses we may return , Horatio ! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander , till he find it stopping a bung-hole ? + +'Twere to consider too curiously , to consider so . + +No , faith , not a jot ; but to follow him thither with modesty enough , and likelihood to lead it ; as thus : Alexander died , Alexander was buried , Alexander returneth into dust ; the dust is earth ; of earth we make loam , and why of that loam , whereto he was converted , might they not stop a beer-barrel ? + +Imperious C sar , dead and turn'd to clay , +Might stop a hole to keep the wind away : +O ! that that earth , which kept the world in awe , +Should patch a wall to expal the winter's flaw . + +But soft ! but soft ! aside : here comes the king . + +The queen , the courtiers : who is that they follow ? +And with such maimed rites ? This doth betoken +The corse they follow did with desperate hand +Fordo its own life ; 'twas of some estate . +Couch we awhile , and mark . + +What ceremony else ? + +That is Laertes , +A very noble youth : mark . + +What ceremony else ? + +Her obsequies have been as far enlarg'd +As we have warrantise : her death was doubtful , +And , but that great command o'ersways the order , +She should in ground unsanctified have lodg'd +Till the last trumpet ; for charitable prayers , +Shards , flints , and pebbles should be thrown on her ; +Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants , +Her maiden strewments , and the bringing home +Of bell and burial . + +Must there no more be done ? + +No more be done : +We should profane the service of the dead , +To sing a requiem , and such rest to her +As to peace-parted souls . + +Lay her i' the earth ; +And from her fair and unpolluted flesh +May violets spring ! I tell thee , churlish priest , +A ministering angel shall my sister be , +When thou liest howling . + +What ! the fair Ophelia ? + +Sweets to the sweet : farewell ! + +I hop'd thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife ; +I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd , sweet maid , +And not have strew'd thy grave . + +O ! treble woe +Fall ten times treble on that cursed head +Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense +Depriv'd thee of . Hold off the earth awhile , +Till I have caught her once more in mine arms . + +Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead , +Till of this flat a mountain you have made , +To o'er-top old Pelion or the skyish head +Of blue Olympus . + +What is he whose grief +Bears such an emphasis ? whose phrase of sorrow +Conjures the wandering stars , and makes them stand +Like wonder-wounded hearers ? this is I , +Hamlet the Dane . + + +The devil take thy soul ! + + +Thou pray'st not well . +I prithee , take thy fingers from my throat ; +For though I am not splenetive and rash +Yet have I in me something dangerous , +Which let thy wisdom fear . Away thy hand ! + +Pluck them asunder . + +Hamlet ! Hamlet ! + +Gentlemen , + +Good my lord , be quiet . + + +Why , I will fight with him upon this theme +Until my eyelids will no longer wag . + +O my son ! what theme ? + +I lov'd Ophelia : forty thousand brothers +Could not , with all their quantity of love , +Make up my sum . What wilt thou do for her ? + +O ! he is mad , Laertes . + +For love of God , forbear him . + +'Swounds , show me what thou'lt do : +Woo't weep ? woo't fight ? woo't fast ? woo't tear thyself ? +Woo't drink up eisel ? eat a crocodile ? +I'll do't . Dost thou come here to whine ? +To outface me with leaping in her grave ? +Be buried quick with her , and so will I : +And , if thou prate of mountains , let them throw +Millions of acres on us , till our ground , +Singeing his pate against the burning zone , +Make Ossa like a wart ! Nay , an thou'lt mouth , +I'll rant as well as thou . + +This is mere madness : +And thus a while the fit will work on him ; +Anon , as patient as the female dove , +When that her golden couplets are disclos'd , +His silence will sit drooping . + +Hear you , sir ; +What is the reason that you use me thus ? +I lov'd you ever : but it is no matter ; +Let Hercules himself do what he may , +The cat will mew and dog will have his day . + + +I pray you , good Horatio , wait upon him . + +Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech ; +We'll put the matter to the present push . +Good Gertrude , set some watch over your son . +This grave shall have a living monument : +An hour of quiet shortly shall we see ; +Till then , in patience our proceeding be . + + +So much for this , sir : now shall you see the other ; +You do remember all the circumstance ? + +Remember it , my lord ? + +Sir , in my heart there was a kind of fighting +That would not let me sleep ; methought I lay +Worse than the mutines in the bilboes . Rashly , +And prais'd be rashness for it , let us know , +Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well +When our deep plots do pall ; and that should teach us +There's a divinity that shapes our ends , +Rough-hew them how we will . + +That is most certain . + +Up from my cabin , +My sea-gown scarf'd about me , in the dark +Grop'd I to find out them , had my desire , +Finger'd their packet , and in fine withdrew +To mine own room again ; making so bold +My fears forgetting manners to unseal +Their grand commission ; where I found , Horatio , +O royal knavery ! an exact command , +Larded with many several sorts of reasons +Importing Denmark's health , and England's too , +With , ho ! such bugs and goblins in my life , +That , on the supervise , no leisure bated , +No , not to stay the grinding of the axe , +My head should be struck off . + +Is 't possible ? + +Here's the commission : read it at more leisure . +But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed ? + +I beseech you . + +Being thus be-netted round with villanies , +Ere I could make a prologue to my brains +They had begun the play ,I sat me down , +Devis'd a new commission , wrote it fair ; +I once did hold it , as our statists do , +A baseness to write fair , and labour'd much +How to forget that learning ; but , sir , now +It did me yeoman's service . Wilt thou know +The effect of what I wrote ? + +Ay , good my lord . + +An earnest conjuration from the king , +As England was his faithful tributary , +As love between them like the palm should flourish , +As peace should still her wheaten garland wear , +And stand a comma 'tween their amities , +And many such-like 'As'es of great charge , +That , on the view and knowing of these contents , +Without debatement further , more or less , +He should the bearers put to sudden death , +Not shriving-time allow'd . + +How was this seal'd ? + +Why , even in that was heaven ordinant . +I had my father's signet in my purse , +Which was the model of that Danish seal ; +Folded the writ up in form of the other , +Subscrib'd it , gave't th' impression , plac'd it safely , +The changeling never known . Now , the next day +Was our sea-fight , and what to this was sequent +Thou know'st already . + +So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to 't . + +Why , man , they did make love to this employment ; +They are not near my conscience ; their defeat +Does by their own insinuation grow . +'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes +Between the pass and fell-incensed points +Of mighty opposites . + +Why , what a king is this ! + +Does it not , thinks't thee , stand me now upon +He that hath kill'd my king and whor'd my mother , +Popp'd in between the election and my hopes , +Thrown out his angle for my proper life , +And with such cozenage is 't not perfect conscience +To quit him with this arm ? and is 't not to be damn'd +To let this canker of our nature come +In further evil ? + +It must be shortly known to him from England +What is the issue of the business there . + +It will be short : the interim is mine ; +And a man's life's no more than to say 'One .' +But I am very sorry , good Horatio , +That to Laertes I forgot myself ; +For , by the image of my cause , I see +The portraiture of his : I'll count his favours : +But , sure , the bravery of his grief did put me +Into a towering passion . + +Peace ! who comes here ? + + +Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark . + +I humbly thank you , sir . + +Dost know this water-fly ? + +No , my good lord . + +Thy state is the more gracious ; for 'tis a vice to know him . He hath much land , and fertile : let a beast be lord of beasts , and his crib shall stand at the king's mess : 'tis a chough ; but , as I say , spacious in the possession of dirt . + +Sweet lord , if your lordship were at leisure , I should impart a thing to you from his majesty . + +I will receive it , sir , with all diligence of spirit . Your bonnet to his right use ; 'tis for the head . + +I thank your lordship , 'tis very hot . + +No , believe me , 'tis very cold ; the wind is northerly . + +It is indifferent cold , my lord , indeed . + +But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my complexion . + +Exceedingly , my lord ; it is very sultry , as 'twere , I cannot tell how . But , my lord , his majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a great wager on your head . Sir , this is the matter , + +I beseech you , remember + + +Nay , good my lord ; for mine ease , in good faith . Sir , here is newly come to court Laertes ; believe me , an absolute gentleman , full of most excellent differences , of very soft society and great showing ; indeed , to speak feelingly of him , he is the card or calendar of gentry , for you shall find in him the continent of what part a gentleman would see . + +Sir , his definement suffers no perdition in you ; though , I know , to divide him inventorially would dizzy the arithmetic of memory , and yet but yaw neither , in respect of his quick sail . But , in the verity of extolment , I take him to be a soul of great article ; and his infusion of such dearth and rareness , as , to make true diction of him , his semblable is his mirror ; and who else would trace him , his umbrage , nothing more . + +Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him . + +The concernancy , sir ? why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath ? + +Sir ? + +Is 't not possible to understand in another tongue ? You will do 't , sir , really . + +What imports the nomination of this gentleman ? + +Of Laertes ? + +His purse is empty already ; all 's golden words are spent . + +Of him , sir . + +I know you are not ignorant + +I would you did , sir ; in faith , if you did , it would not much approve me . Well , sir . + +You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is + +I dare not confess that , lest I should compare with him in excellence ; but , to know a man well , were to know himself . + +I mean , sir , for his weapon ; but in the imputation laid on him by them , in his meed he's unfellowed . + +What's his weapon ? + +Rapier and dagger . + +That's two of his weapons ; but , well . + +The king , sir , hath wagered with him six Barbary horses ; against the which he has imponed , as I take it , six French rapiers and poniards , with their assigns , as girdle , hangers , and so : three of the carriages , in faith , are very dear to fancy , very responsive to the hilts , most delicate carriages , and of very liberal conceit . + +What call you the carriages ? + +I knew you must be edified by the margent , ere you had done . + +The carriages , sir , are the hangers . + +The phrase would be more german to the matter , if we could carry cannon by our sides ; I would it might be hangers till then . But , on ; six Barbary horses against six French swords , their assigns , and three liberal-conceited carriages ; that's the French bet against the Danish . Why is this 'imponed ,' as you call it ? + +The king , sir , hath laid , that in a dozen passes between yourself and him , he shall not exceed you three hits ; he hath laid on twelve for nine , and it would come to immediate trial , if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer . + +How if I answer no ? + +I mean , my lord , the opposition of your person in trial . + +Sir , I will walk here in the hall ; if it please his majesty , 'tis the breathing time of day with me ; let the foils be brought , the gentleman willing , and the king hold his purpose , I will win for him an I can ; if not , I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits . + +Shall I re-deliver you so ? + +To this effect , sir ; after what flourish your nature will . + +I commend my duty to your lordship . + +Yours , yours . + +He does well to commend it himself ; there are no tongues else for 's turn . + +This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head . + +He did comply with his dug before he sucked it . Thus has he and many more of the same bevy , that I know the drossy age dotes on only got the tune of the time and outward habit of encounter , a kind of yesty collection which carries them through and through the most fond and winnowed opinions ; and do but blow them to their trial , the bubbles are out . + + +My lord , his majesty commended him to you by young Osric , who brings back to him , that you attend him in the hall ; he sends to know if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes , or that you will take longer time . + +I am constant to my purposes ; they follow the king's pleasure : if his fitness speaks , mine is ready ; now , or whensoever , provided I be so able as now . + +The king , and queen , and all are coming down . + +In happy time . + +The queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play . + +She well instructs me . + + +You will lose this wager , my lord . + +I do not think so ; since he went into France , I have been in continual practice ; I shall win at the odds . But thou wouldst not think how ill all 's here about my heart ; but it is no matter . + +Nay , good my lord , + +It is but foolery ; but it is such a kind of gain-giving as would perhaps trouble a woman . + +If your mind dislike any thing , obey it ; I will forestal their repair hither , and say you are not fit . + +Not a whit , we defy augury ; there's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow . If it be now , 'tis not to come ; if it be not to come , it will be now ; if it be not now , yet it will come : the readiness is all . Since no man has aught of what he leaves , what is 't to leave betimes ? Let be . + + +Come , Hamlet , come , and take this hand from me . + + +Give me your pardon , sir ; I've done you wrong ; +But pardon 't , as you are a gentleman . +This presence knows , +And you must needs have heard , how I am punish'd +With sore distraction . What I have done , +That might your nature , honour and exception +Roughly awake , I here proclaim was madness . +Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes ? Never Hamlet : +If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away , +And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes , +Then Hamlet does it not ; Hamlet denies it . +Who does it then ? His madness . If 't be so , +Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd ; +His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy . +Sir , in this audience , +Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil +Free me so far in your most generous thoughts , +That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house , +And hurt my brother . + +I am satisfied in nature , +Whose motive , in this case , should stir me most +To my revenge ; but in my terms of honour +I stand aloof , and will no reconcilement , +Till by some elder masters , of known honour , +I have a voice and precedent of peace , +To keep my name ungor'd . But till that time , +I do receive your offer'd love like love , +And will not wrong it . + +I embrace it freely ; +And will this brother's wager frankly play . +Give us the foils . Come on . + +Come , one for me . + +I'll be your foil , Laertes ; in mine ignorance +Your skill shall , like a star i' the darkest night , +Stick fiery off indeed . + +You mock me , sir . + +No , by this hand . + +Give them the foils , young Osric . Cousin Hamlet , +You know the wager ? + +Very well , my lord ; +Your Grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side . + +I do not fear it ; I have seen you both ; +But since he is better'd , we have therefore odds . + +This is too heavy ; let me see another . + +This likes me well . These foils have all a length ? + +Ay , my good lord . + + +Set me the stoups of wine upon that table . +If Hamlet give the first or second hit , +Or quit in answer of the third exchange , +Let all the battlements their ordnance fire ; +The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath ; +And in the cup an union shall he throw , +Richer than that which four successive kings +In Denmark's crown have worn . Give me the cups ; +And let the kettle to the trumpet speak , +The trumpet to the cannoneer without , +The cannons to the heavens , the heavens to earth , +'Now the king drinks to Hamlet !' Come , begin ; +And you , the judges , bear a wary eye . + +Come on , sir . + +Come , my lord . + + +One . + +No . + +Judgment . + +A hit , a very palpable hit . + +Well ; again . + +Stay ; give me drink . Hamlet , this pearl is thine ; +Here's to thy health . Give him the cup . + + +I'll play this bout first ; set it by awhile . +Come . + +Another hit ; what say you ? + +A touch , a touch , I do confess . + +Our son shall win . + +He's fat , and scant of breath . +Here , Hamlet , take my napkin , rub thy brows ; +The queen carouses to thy fortune , Hamlet . + +Good madam ! + +Gertrude , do not drink . + +I will , my lord ; I pray you , pardon me . + +It is the poison'd cup ! it is too late . + +I dare not drink yet , madam ; by and by . + +Come , let me wipe thy face . + +My lord , I'll hit him now . + +I do not think 't + +And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience . + +Come , for the third , Laertes . You but dally ; +I pray you , pass with your best violence . +I am afeard you make a wanton of me . + +Say you so ? come on . + + +Nothing , neither way . + +Have at you now . + + +Part them ! they are incens'd + +Nay , come , again . + + +Look to the queen there , ho ! + +They bleed on both sides . How is it , my lord ? + +How is it , Laertes ? + +Why , as a woodcock to mine own springe , Osric ; +I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery . + +How does the queen ? + +She swounds to see them bleed . + +No , no , the drink , the drink ,O my dear Hamlet ! +The drink , the drink ; I am poison'd . + + +O villany ! Ho ! let the door be lock'd : +Treachery ! seek it out . + + +It is here , Hamlet . Hamlet , thou art slain ; +No medicine in the world can do thee good ; +In thee there is not half an hour of life ; +The treacherous instrument is in thy hand , +Unbated and envenom'd . The foul practice +Hath turn'd itself on me ; lo ! here I lie , +Never to rise again . Thy mother's poison'd . +I can no more . The king , the king's to blame . + +The point envenom'd tool . +Then , venom , to thy work . + + +Treason ! treason ! + +O ! yet defend me , friends ; I am but hurt . + +Here , thou incestuous , murderous , damned Dane , +Drink off this potion ;is thy union here ? +Follow my mother . + + +He is justly serv'd ; +It is a poison temper'd by himself . +Exchange forgiveness with me , noble Hamlet : +Mine and my father's death come not upon thee , +Nor thine on me ! + + +Heaven make thee free of it ! I follow thee . +I am dead , Horatio . Wretched queen , adieu ! +You that look pale and tremble at this chance , +That are but mutes or audience to this act , +Had I but time ,as this fell sergeant , death , +Is strict in his arrest ,O ! I could tell you +But let it be . Horatio , I am dead ; +Thou liv'st ; report me and my cause aright +To the unsatisfied . + +Never believe it ; +I am more an antique Roman than a Dane : +Here's yet some liquor left . + +As thou'rt a man , +Give me the cup : let go ; by heaven , I'll have 't . +O God ! Horatio , what a wounded name , +Things standing thus unknown , shall live behind me . +If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart , +Absent thee from felicity awhile , +And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain , +To tell my story . + +What war-like noise is this ? + +Young Fortinbras , with conquest come from Poland , +To the ambassadors of England gives +This war-like volley . + +O ! I die , Horatio ; +The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit : +I cannot live to hear the news from England , +But I do prophesy the election lights +On Fortinbras : he has my dying voice ; +So tell him , with the occurrents , more and less , +Which have solicited The rest is silence . + + +Now cracks a noble heart . Good-night , sweet prince , +And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest ! +Why does the drum come hither ? + +Where is this sight ? + +What is it ye would see ? +If aught of woe or wonder , cease your search . + +This quarry cries on havoc . O proud death ! +What feast is toward in thine eternal cell , +That thou so many princes at a shot +So bloodily hast struck ? + +The sight is dismal ; +And our affairs from England come too late : +The ears are senseless that should give us hearing , +To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd , +That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead . +Where should we have our thanks ? + +Not from his mouth , +Had it the ability of life to thank you : +He never gave commandment for their death . +But since , so jump upon this bloody question , +You from the Polack wars , and you from England , +Are here arriv'd , give order that these bodies +High on a stage be placed to the view ; +And let me speak to the yet unknowing world +How these things came about : so shall you hear +Of carnal , bloody , and unnatural acts , +Of accidental judgments , casual slaughters ; +Of deaths put on by cunning and forc'd cause , +And , in this upshot , purposes mistook +Fall'n on the inventors' heads ; all this can I +Truly deliver . + +Let us haste to hear it , +And call the noblest to the audience . +For me , with sorrow I embrace my fortune ; +I have some rights of memory in this kingdom , +Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me . + +Of that I shall have also cause to speak , +And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more : +But let this same be presently perform'd , +Even while men's minds are wild , lest more mischance +On plots and errors happen . + +Let four captains +Bear Hamlet , like a soldier , to the stage ; +For he was likely , had he been put on , +To have prov'd most royally : and , for his passage , +The soldiers' music and the rites of war +Speak loudly for him . +Take up the bodies : such a sight as this +Becomes the field , but here shows much amiss . +Go , bid the soldiers shoot . + +JULIUS CAESAR + +Hence ! home , you idle creatures , get you home : +Is this a holiday ? What ! know you not , +Being mechanical , you ought not walk +Upon a labouring day without the sign +Of your profession ? Speak , what trade art thou ? + +Why , sir , a carpenter . + +Where is thy leather apron , and thy rule ? +What dost thou with thy best apparel on ? +You , sir , what trade are you ? + +Truly , sir , in respect of a fine workman , I am but , as you would say , a cobbler . + +But what trade art thou ? Answer me directly . + +A trade , sir , that , I hope , I may use with a safe conscience ; which is , indeed , sir , a mender of bad soles . + +What trade , thou knave ? thou naughty knave , what trade ? + +Nay , I beseech you , sir , be not out with me : yet , if you be out , sir , I can mend you . + +What meanest thou by that ? Mend me , thou saucy fellow ! + +Why , sir , cobble you . + +Thou art a cobbler , art thou ? + +Truly , sir , all that I live by is with the awl : I meddle with no tradesman's matters , nor women's matters , but with awl . I am , indeed , sir , a surgeon to old shoes ; when they are in great danger , I recover them . As proper men as ever trod upon neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork . + +But wherefore art not in thy shop to-day ? +Why dost thou lead these men about the streets ? + +Truly , sir , to wear out their shoes , to get myself into more work . But , indeed , sir , we make holiday to see C sar and to rejoice in his triumph . + +Wherefore rejoice ? What conquest brings he home ? +What tributaries follow him to Rome +To grace in captive bonds his chariot wheels ? +You blocks , you stones , you worse than senseless things ! +O you hard hearts , you cruel men of Rome , +Knew you not Pompey ? Many a time and oft +Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements , +To towers and windows , yea , to chimney-tops , +Your infants in your arms , and there have sat +The livelong day , with patient expectation , +To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome : +And when you saw his chariot but appear , +Have you not made a universal shout , +That Tiber trembled underneath her banks , +To hear the replication of your sounds +Made in her concave shores ? +And do you now put on your best attire ? +And do you now cull out a holiday ? +And do you now strew flowers in his way , +That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood ? +Be gone ! +Run to your houses , fall upon your knees , +Pray to the gods to intermit the plague +That needs must light on this ingratitude . + +Go , go , good countrymen , and , for this fault +Assemble all the poor men of your sort ; +Draw them to Tiber banks , and weep your tears +Into the channel , till the lowest stream +Do kiss the most exalted shores of all . + +See whe'r their basest metal be not mov'd ; +They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness . +Go you down that way towards the Capitol ; +This way will I . Disrobe the images +If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies . + +May we do so ? +You know it is the feast of Lupercal . + +It is no matter ; let no images +Be hung with C sar's trophies . I'll about +And drive away the vulgar from the streets : +So do you too where you perceive them thick . +These growing feathers pluck'd from C sar's wing +Will make him fly an ordinary pitch , +Who else would soar above the view of men +And keep us all in servile fearfulness . + + +Calphurnia ! + +Peace , ho ! C sar speaks . + + +Calphurnia ! + +Here , my lord . + +Stand you directly in Antonius' way +When he doth run his course . Antonius ! + +C sar , my lord . + +Forget not , in your speed , Antonius , +To touch Calphurnia ; for our elders say , +The barren , touched in this holy chase , +Shake off their sterile curse . + +I shall remember : +When C sar says 'Do this ,' it is perform'd . + +Set on ; and leave no ceremony out . + + +C sar ! + +Ha ! Who calls ? + +Bid every noise be still : peace yet again ! + + +Who is it in the press that calls on me ? +I hear a tongue , shriller than all the music , +Cry 'C sar .' Speak ; C sar is turn'd to hear . + +Beware the ides of March . + +What man is that ? + +A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March . + +Set him before me ; let me see his face . + +Fellow , come from the throng ; look upon C sar . + +What sayst thou to me now ? Speak once again . + +Beware the ides of March . + +He is a dreamer ; let us leave him : pass . + + +Will you go see the order of the course ? + +Not I . + +I pray you , do . + +I am not gamesome : I do lack some part +Of that quick spirit that is in Antony . +Let me not hinder , Cassius , your desires ; +I'll leave you . + +Brutus , I do observe you now of late : +I have not from your eyes that gentleness +And show of love as I was wont to have : +You bear too stubborn and too strange a hand +Over your friend that loves you . + +Cassius , +Be not deceiv'd : if I have veil'd my look , +I turn the trouble of my countenance +Merely upon myself . Vexed I am +Of late with passions of some difference , +Conceptions only proper to myself , +Which give some soil perhaps to my behaviours ; +But let not therefore my good friends be griev'd , +Among which number , Cassius , be you one , +Nor construe any further my neglect , +Than that poor Brutus , with himself at war , +Forgets the shows of love to other men . + +Then , Brutus , I have much mistook your passion ; +By means whereof this breast of mine hath buried +Thoughts of great value , worthy cogitations . +Tell me , good Brutus , can you see your face ? + +No , Cassius ; for the eye sees not itself , +But by reflection , by some other things . + +'Tis just : +And it is very much lamented , Brutus , +That you have no such mirrors as will turn +Your hidden worthiness into your eye , +That you might see your shadow . I have heard , +Where many of the best respect in Rome , +Except immortal C sar ,speaking of Brutus , +And groaning underneath this age's yoke , +Have wish'd that noble Brutus had his eyes . + +Into what dangers would you lead me , Cassius , +That you would have me seek into myself +For that which is not in me ? + +Therefore , good Brutus , be prepar'd to hear ; +And , since you know you cannot see yourself +So well as by reflection , I , your glass , +Will modestly discover to yourself +That of yourself which you yet know not of . +And be not jealous on me , gentle Brutus : +Were I a common laugher , or did use +To stale with ordinary oaths my love +To every new protester ; if you know +That I do fawn on men and hug them hard , +And after scandal them ; or if you know +That I profess myself in banqueting +To all the rout , then hold me dangerous . + + +What means this shouting ? I do fear the people +Choose C sar for their king . + +Ay , do you fear it ? +Then must I think you would not have it so . + +I would not , Cassius ; yet I love him well . +But wherefore do you hold me here so long ? +What is it that you would impart to me ? +If it be aught toward the general good , +Set honour in one eye and death i' the other , +And I will look on both indifferently ; +For let the gods so speed me as I love +The name of honour more than I fear death . + +I know that virtue to be in you , Brutus , +As well as I do know your outward favour . +Well , honour is the subject of my story . +I cannot tell what you and other men +Think of this life ; but , for my single self , +I had as lief not be as live to be +In awe of such a thing as I myself . +I was born free as C sar ; so were you : +We both have fed as well , and we can both +Endure the winter's cold as well as he : +For once , upon a raw and gusty day , +The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores , +C sar said to me , 'Dar'st thou , Cassius , now +Leap in with me into this angry flood , +And swim to yonder point ?' Upon the word , +Accoutred as I was , I plunged in +And bade him follow ; so , indeed he did . +The torrent roar'd , and we did buffet it +With lusty sinews , throwing it aside +And stemming it with hearts of controversy ; +But ere we could arrive the point propos'd , +C sar cried , 'Help me , Cassius , or I sink !' +I , as neas , our great ancestor , +Did from the flames of Troy upon his shoulder +The old Anchises bear , so from the waves of Tiber +Did I the tired C sar . And this man +Is now become a god , and Cassius is +A wretched creature and must bend his body +If C sar carelessly but nod on him . +He had a fever when he was in Spain , +And when the fit was on him , I did mark +How he did shake ; 'tis true , this god did shake ; +His coward lips did from their colour fly , +And that same eye whose bend doth awe the world +Did lose his lustre ; I did hear him groan ; +Ay , and that tongue of his that bade the Romans +Mark him and write his speeches in their books , +Alas ! it cried , 'Give me some drink , Titinius ,' +As a sick girl . Ye gods , it doth amaze me , +A man of such a feeble temper should +So get the start of the majestic world , +And bear the palm alone . + + +Another general shout ! +I do believe that these applauses are +For some new honours that are heaped on C sar . + +Why , man , he doth bestride the narrow world +Like a Colossus ; and we petty men +Walk under his huge legs , and peep about +To find ourselves dishonourable graves . +Men at some time are masters of their fates : +The fault , dear Brutus , is not in our stars , +But in ourselves , that we are underlings . +Brutus and C sar : what should be in that 'C sar ?' +Why should that name be sounded more than yours ? +Write them together , yours is as fair a name ; +Sound them , it doth become the mouth as well ; +Weigh them , it is as heavy ; conjure with 'em , +'Brutus' will start a spirit as soon as 'C sar .' +Now , in the names of all the gods at once , +Upon what meat doth this our C sar feed , +That he is grown so great ? Age , thou art sham'd ! +Rome , thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods ! +When went there by an age , since the great flood , +But it was fam'd with more than with one man ? +When could they say , till now , that talk'd of Rome , +That her wide walls encompass'd but one man ? +Now is it Rome indeed and room enough , +When there is in it but one only man . +O ! you and I have heard our fathers say , +There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd +Th' eternal devil to keep his state in Rome +As easily as a king . + +That you do love me , I am nothing jealous ; +What you would work me to , I have some aim : +How I have thought of this and of these times , +I shall recount hereafter ; for this present , +I would not , so with love I might entreat you , +Be any further mov'd . What you have said +I will consider ; what you have to say +I will with patience hear , and find a time +Both meet to hear and answer such high things . +Till then , my noble friend , chew upon this : +Brutus had rather be a villager +Than to repute himself a son of Rome +Under these hard conditions as this time +Is like to lay upon us . + +I am glad +That my weak words have struck but thus much show +Of fire from Brutus . + +The games are done and C sar is returning . + +As they pass by , pluck Casca by the sleeve , +And he will , after his sour fashion , tell you +What hath proceeded worthy note to-day . + + +I will do so . But , look you , Cassius , +The angry spot doth glow on C sar's brow , +And all the rest look like a chidden train : +Calphurnia's cheek is pale , and Cicero +Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes +As we have seen him in the Capitol , +Being cross'd in conference by some senators . + +Casca will tell us what the matter is . + +Antonius ! + +C sar . + +Let me have men about me that are fat ; +Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights . +Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look ; +He thinks too much : such men are dangerous : + +Fear him not , C sar , he's not dangerous ; +He is a noble Roman , and well given . + +Would he were fatter ! but I fear him not : +Yet if my name were liable to fear , +I do not know the man I should avoid +So soon as that spare Cassius . He reads much ; +He is a great observer , and he looks +Quite through the deeds of men ; he loves no plays , +As thou dost , Antony ; he hears no music ; +Seldom he smiles , and smiles in such a sort +As if he mock'd himself , and scorn'd his spirit +That could be mov'd to smile at any thing . +Such men as he be never at heart's ease +Whiles they behold a greater than themselves , +And therefore are they very dangerous . +I rather tell thee what is to be fear'd +Than what I fear , for always I am C sar . +Come on my right hand , for this ear is deaf , +And tell me truly what thou think'st of him . + + +You pull'd me by the cloak ; would you speak with me ? + +Ay , Casca ; tell us what hath chanc'd to-day , +That C sar looks so sad . + +Why , you were with him , were you not ? + +I should not then ask Casca what had chanc'd . + +Why , there was a crown offered him ; and , being offered him , he put it by with the back of his hand , thus ; and then the people fell a-shouting . + +What was the second noise for ? + +Why , for that too . + +They shouted thrice : what was the last cry for ? + +Why , for that too . + +Was the crown offered him thrice ? + +Ay , marry , was 't , and he put it by thrice , everytime gentler than other ; and at every putting-by mine honest neighbours shouted . + +Who offered him the crown ? + +Why , Antony . + +Tell us the manner of it , gentle Casca . + +I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it : it was mere foolery ; I did not mark it . I saw Mark Antony offer him a crown ; yet 'twas not a crown neither , 'twas one of these coronets ; and , as I told you , he put it by once ; but , for all that , to my thinking , he would fain have had it . Then he offered it to him again ; then he put it by again ; but , to my thinking , he was very loath to lay his fingers off it . And then he offered it the third time ; he put it the third time by ; and still as he refused it the rabblement shouted and clapped their chopped hands , and threw up their sweaty night-caps , and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because C sar refused the crown , that it had almost choked C sar ; for he swounded and fell down at it : and for mine own part , I durst not laugh , for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air . + +But soft , I pray you : what ! did C sar swound ? + +He fell down in the market-place , and foamed at mouth , and was speechless . + +'Tis very like : he hath the falling-sickness . + +No , C sar hath it not ; but you , and I , And honest Casca , we have the falling-sickness . + +I know not what you mean by that ; but I am sure C sar fell down . If the tag-rag people did not clap him and hiss him , according as he pleased and displeased them , as they use to do the players in the theatre , I am no true man . + +What said he , when he came unto himself ? + +Marry , before he fell down , when he perceiv'd the common herd was glad he refused the crown , he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut . An I had been a man of any occupation , if I would not have taken him at a word , I would I might go to hell among the rogues . And so he fell . When he came to himself again , he said , if he had done or said any thing amiss , he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity . Three or four wenches , where I stood , cried , 'Alas ! good soul ,' and forgave him with all their hearts : but there's no head to be taken of them ; if C sar had stabbed their mothers , they would have done no less . + +And after that he came , thus sad , away ? + +Ay . + +Did Cicero say any thing ? + +Ay , he spoke Greek . + +To what effect ? + +Nay , an I tell you that , I'll ne'er look you i' the face again ; but those that understood him smiled at one another and shook their heads ; but , for mine own part , it was Greek to me . I could tell you more news too ; Marullus and Flavius , for pulling scarfs off C sar's images , are put to silence . Fare you well . There was more foolery yet , if I could remember it . + +Will you sup with me to-night , Casca ? + +No , I am promised forth . + +Will you dine with me to-morrow ? + +Ay , if I be alive , and your mind hold , and your dinner worth the eating . + +Good ; I will expect you . + +Do so . Farewell , both . + + +What a blunt fellow is this grown to be ! +He was quick mettle when he went to school . + +So is he now in execution +Of any bold or noble enterprise , +However he puts on this tardy form . +This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit , +Which gives men stomach to digest his words +With better appetite . + +And so it is . For this time I will leave you : +To-morrow , if you please to speak with me , +I will come home to you ; or , if you will , +Come home to me , and I will wait for you . + +I will do so : till then , think of the world . + +Well , Brutus , thou art noble ; yet , I see , +Thy honourable metal may be wrought +From that it is dispos'd : therefore 'tis meet +That noble minds keep ever with their likes ; +For who so firm that cannot be seduc'd ? +C sar doth bear me hard ; but he loves Brutus : +If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius +He should not humour me . I will this night , +In several hands , in at his windows throw , +As if they came from several citizens , +Writings all tending to the great opinion +That Rome holds of his name ; wherein obscurely +C sar's ambition shall be glanced at : +And after this let C sar seat him sure ; +For we will shake him , or worse days endure . + + +Good even , Casca : brought you C sar home ? +Why are you breathless ? and why stare you so ? + +Are not you mov'd , when all the sway of earth +Shakes like a thing unfirm ? O Cicero ! +I have seen tempests , when the scolding winds +Have riv'd the knotty oaks ; and I have seen +The ambitious ocean swell and rage and foam , +To be exalted with the threat'ning clouds : +But never till to-night , never till now , +Did I go through a tempest dropping fire . +Either there is a civil strife in heaven , +Or else the world , too saucy with the gods , +Incenses them to send destruction . + +Why , saw you any thing more wonderful ? + +A common slave you know him well by sight +Held up his left hand , which did flame and burn +Like twenty torches join'd ; and yet his hand , +Not sensible of fire , remain'd unscorch'd . +Besides ,I have not since put up my sword , +Against the Capitol I met a hon , +Who glar'd upon me , and went surly by , +Without annoying me ; and there were drawn +Upon a heap a hundred ghastly women , +Transformed with their fear , who swore they saw +Men all in fire walk up and down the streets . +And yesterday the bird of night did sit , +Even at noon-day , upon the market-place , +Hooting and shrieking . When these prodigies +Do so conjointly meet , let not men say +'These are their reasons , they are natural ;' +For , I believe , they are portentous things +Unto the climate that they point upon . + +Indeed , it is a strange-disposed time : +But men may construe things after their fashion , +Clean from the purpose of the things themselves . +Comes C sar to the Capitol to-morrow ? + +He doth ; for he did bid Antonius +Send word to you he would be there to-morrow . + +Good-night then , Casca : this disturbed sky +Is not to walk in . + +Farewell , Cicero . + +Who's there ? + +A Roman . + +Casca , by your voice . + +Your ear is good . Cassius , what night is this ! + +A very pleasing night to honest men . + +Who ever knew the heavens menace so ? + +Those that have known the earth so full of faults . +For my part , I have walk'd about the streets , +Submitting me unto the perilous night , +And , thus unbraced , Casca , as you see , +Have bar'd my bosom to the thunder-stone ; +And , when the cross blue lightning seem'd to open +The breast of heaven , I did present myself +Even in the aim and very flash of it . + +But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens ? +It is the part of men to fear and tremble +When the most mighty gods by tokens send +Such dreadful heralds to astonish us . + +You are dull , Casca , and those sparks of life +That should be in a Roman you do want , +Or else you use not . You look pale , and gaze , +And put on fear , and cast yourself in wonder , +To see the strange impatience of the heavens ; +But if you would consider the true cause +Why all these fires , why all these gliding ghosts , +Why birds and beasts , from quality and kind ; +Why old men , fools , and children calculate ; +Why all these things change from their ordinance , +Their natures , and pre-formed faculties , +To monstrous quality , why , you shall find +That heaven hath infus'd them with these spirits +To make them instruments of fear and warning +Unto some monstrous state . +Now could I , Casca , name to thee a man +Most like this dreadful night , +That thunders , lightens , opens graves , and roars +As doth the lion in the Capitol , +A man no mightier than thyself or me +In personal action , yet prodigious grown +And fearful as these strange eruptions are . + +'Tis C sar that you mean ; is it not , Cassius ? + +Let it be who it is : for Romans now +Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors ; +But , woe the while ! our fathers' minds are dead , +And we are govern'd with our mothers' spirits ; +Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish . + +Indeed , they say the senators to-morrow +Mean to establish C sar as a king ; +And he shall wear his crown by sea and land , +In every place , save here in Italy . + +I know where I will wear this dagger then ; +Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius : +Therein , ye gods , you make the weak most strong ; +Therein , ye gods , you tyrants do defeat : +Nor stony tower , nor walls of beaten brass , +Nor airless dungeon , nor strong links of iron , +Can be retentive to the strength of spirit ; +But life , being weary of those worldly bars , +Never lacks power to dismiss itself . +If I know this , know all the world besides , +That part of tyranny that I do bear +I can shake off at pleasure . + + +So can I : +So every bondman in his own hand bears +The power to cancel his captivity . + +And why should C sar be a tyrant then ? +Poor man ! I know he would not be a wolf +But that he sees the Romans are but sheep ; +He were no lion were not Romans hinds . +Those that with haste will make a mighty fire +Begin it with weak straws ; what trash is Rome , +What rubbish , and what offal , when it serves +For the base matter to illuminate +So vile a thing as C sar ! But , O grief ! +Where hast thou led me ? I , perhaps , speak this +Before a willing bondman ; then I know +My answer must be made : but I am arm'd , +And dangers are to me indifferent . + +You speak to Casca , and to such a man +That is no fleering tell-tale . Hold , my hand : +Be factious for redress of all these griefs , +And I will set this foot of mine as far +As who goes furthest . + +There's a bargain made . +Now know you , Casca , I have mov'd already +Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans +To undergo with me an enterprise +Of honourable-dangerous consequence ; +And I do know by this they stay for me +In Pompey's porch : for now , this fearful night , +There is no stir , or walking in the streets ; +And the complexion of the element +In favour's like the work we have in hand , +Most bloody , fiery , and most terrible . + +Stand close awhile , for here comes one in haste . + +'Tis Cinna ; I do know him by his gait : +He is a friend . + +Cinna , where haste you so ? + +To find out you . Who's that ? Metellus Cimber ? + +No , it is Casca ; one incorporate +To our attempts . Am I not stay'd for , Cinna ? + +I am glad on 't . What a fearful night is this ! +There's two or three of us have seen strange sights . + +Am I not stay'd for ? Tell me . + +Yes , you are . +O Cassius ! if you could +But win the noble Brutus to our party + +Be you content . Good Cinna , take this paper , +And look you lay it in the pr tor's chair , +Where Brutus may but find it ; and throw this +In at his window ; set this up with wax +Upon old Brutus' statue : all this done , +Repair to Pompey's porch , where you shall find us . +Is Decius Brutus and Trebonius there ? + +All but Metellus Cimber ; and he's gone +To seek you at your house . Well , I will hie , +And so bestow these papers as you bade me . + +That done , repair to Pompey's theatre . + +Come , Casca , you and I will yet ere day +See Brutus at his house : three parts of him +Is ours already , and the man entire +Upon the next encounter yields him ours . + +O ! he sits high in all the people's hearts : +And that which would appear offence in us , +His countenance , like richest alchemy , +Will change to virtue and to worthiness . + +Him and his worth and our great need of him +You have right well conceited . Let us go , +For it is after midnight ; and ere day +We will awake him and be sure of him . + +What , Lucius ! ho ! +I cannot , by the progress of the stars , +Give guess how near to day . Lucius , I say ! +I would it were my fault to sleep so soundly . +When , Lucius , when ! Awake , I say ! what , Lucius ! + + +Call'd you , my lord ? + +Get me a taper in my study , Lucius : +When it is lighted , come and call me here . + +I will , my lord . + + +It must be by his death : and , for my part , +I know no personal cause to spurn at him , +But for the general . He would be crown'd : +How that might change his nature , there's the question : +It is the bright day that brings forth the adder ; +And that craves wary walking . Crown him ?that ! +And then , I grant , we put a sting in him , +That at his will he may do danger with . +The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins +Remorse from power ; and , to speak truth of C sar , +I have not known when his affections sway'd +More than his reason . But 'tis a common proof , +That lowliness is young ambition's ladder , +Whereto the climber-upward turns his face ; +But when he once attains the upmost round , +He then unto the ladder turns his back , +Looks in the clouds , scorning the base degrees +By which he did ascend . So C sar may : +Then , lest he may , prevent . And , since the quarrel +Will bear no colour for the thing he is , +Fashion it thus ; that what he is , augmented , +Would run to these and these extremities ; +And therefore think him as a serpent's egg +Which , hatch'd , would , as his kind , grow mischievous , +And kill him in the shell . + + +The taper burneth in your closet , sir . +Searching the window for a flint , I found +This paper , thus seal'd up ; and I am sure +It did not lie there when I went to bed . + +Get you to bed again ; it is not day . +Is not to-morrow , boy , the ides of March ? + +I know not , sir . + +Look in the calendar , and bring me word . + +I will , sir . + + +The exhalations whizzing in the air +Give so much light that I may read by them . + +Brutus , thou sleep'st : awake and see thyself . +Shall Rome , &c . Speak , strike , redress ! +Brutus , thou sleep'st : awake ! +Such instigations have been often dropp'd +Where I have took them up . +'Shall Rome , &c .' Thus must I piece it out : +Shall Rome stand under one man's awe ? What , Rome ? +My ancestors did from the streets of Rome +The Tarquin drive , when he was call'd a king . +'Speak , strike , redress !' Am I entreated +To speak , and strike ? O Rome ! I make thee promise ; +If the redress will follow , thou receiv'st +Thy full petition at the hand of Brutus ! + + +Sir , March is wasted fourteen days . + + +'Tis good . Go to the gate : somebody knocks . + +Since Cassius first did whet me against C sar , +I have not slept . +Between the acting of a dreadful thing +And the first motion , all the interim is +Like a phantasma , or a hideous dream : +The genius and the mortal instruments +Are then in council ; and the state of man , +Like to a little kingdom , suffers then +The nature of an insurrection . + + +Sir , 'tis your brother Cassius at the door , +Who doth desire to see you . + +Is he alone ? + +No , sir , there are more with him . + +Do you know them ? + +No , sir ; their hats are pluck'd about their ears , +And half their faces buried in their cloaks , +That by no means I may discover them +By any mark of favour . + +Let 'em enter . + +They are the faction . O conspiracy ! +Sham'st thou to show thy dangerous brow by night , +When evils are most free ? O ! then by day +Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough +To mask thy monstrous visage ? Seek none , conspiracy ; +Hide it in smiles and affability : +For if thou path , thy native semblance on , +Not Erebus itself were dim enough +To hide thee from prevention . + + +I think we are too bold upon your rest : +Good morrow , Brutus ; do we trouble you ? + +I have been up this hour , awake all night . +Know I these men that come along with you ? + +Yes , every man of them ; and no man here +But honours you ; and every one doth wish +You had but that opinion of yourself +Which every noble Roman bears of you . +This is Trebonius . + +He is welcome hither . + +This , Decius Brutus . + +He is welcome too . + +This , Casca ; this , Cinna ; +And this , Metellus Cimber . + +They are all welcome . +What watchful cares do interpose themselves +Betwixt your eyes and night ? + +Shall I entreat a word ? + + +Here lies the east : doth not the day break here ? + +No . + +O ! pardon , sir , it doth ; and yon grey lines +That fret the clouds are messengers of day . + +You shall confess that you are both deceiv'd . +Here , as I point my sword , the sun arises ; +Which is a great way growing on the south , +Weighing the youthful season of the year . +Some two months hence up higher toward the north +He first presents his fire ; and the high east +Stands , as the Capitol , directly here . + +Give me your hands all over , one by one . + +And let us swear our resolution . + +No , not an oath : if not the face of men , +The sufferance of our souls , the time's abuse , +If these be motives weak , break off betimes , +And every man hence to his idle bed ; +So let high-sighted tyranny range on , +Till each man-drop by lottery . But if these , +As I am sure they do , bear fire enough +To kindle cowards and to steel with valour +The melting spirits of women , then , countrymen , +What need we any spur but our own cause +To prick us to redress ? what other bond +Than secret Romans , that have spoke the word +And will not palter ? and what other oath +Than honesty to honesty engag'd , +That this shall be , or we will fall for it ? +Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous , +Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls +That welcome wrongs ; unto bad causes swear +Such creatures as men doubt ; but do not stain +The even virtue of our enterprise , +Nor th' insuppressive mettle of our spirits , +To think that or our cause or our performance +Did need an oath ; when every drop of blood +That every Roman bears , and nobly bears , +Is guilty of a several bastardy , +If he do break the smallest particle +Of any promise that hath pass'd from him . + +But what of Cicero ? Shall we sound him ? +I think he will stand very strong with us . + +Let us not leave him out . + +No , by no means . + +O ! let us have him ; for his silver hairs +Will purchase us a good opinion +And buy men's voices to commend our deeds : +It shall be said his judgment rul'd our hands ; +Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear , +But all be buried in his gravity . + +O ! name him not : let us not break with him ; +For he will never follow any thing +That other men begin . + +Then leave him out . + +Indeed he is not fit . + +Shall no man else be touch'd but only C sar ? + +Decius , well urg'd . I think it is not meet , +Mark Antony , so well belov'd of C sar , +Should outlive C sar : we shall find of him +A shrewd contriver ; and , you know , his means , +If he improve them , may well stretch so far +As to annoy us all ; which to prevent , +Let Antony and C sar fall together . + +Our course will seem too bloody , Caius Cassius , +To cut the head off and then hack the limbs , +Like wrath in death and envy afterwards ; +For Antony is but a limb of C sar . +Let us be sacrificers , but not butchers , Caius . +We all stand up against the spirit of C sar ; +And in the spirit of men there is no blood : +O ! then that we could come by C sar's spirit , +And not dismember C sar . But , alas ! +C sar must bleed for it . And , gentle friends , +Let's kill him boldly , but not wrathfully ; +Let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods , +Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds : +And let our hearts , as subtle masters do , +Stir up their servants to an act of rage , +And after seem to chide 'em . This shall make +Our purpose necessary and not envious ; +Which so appearing to the common eyes , +We shall be call'd purgers , not murderers . +And , for Mark Antony , think not of him ; +For he can do no more than C sar's arm +When C sar's head is off . + +Yet I fear him ; +For in the engrafted love he bears to C sar + +Alas ! good Cassius , do not think of him : +If he love C sar , all that he can do +Is to himself , take thought and die for C sar : +And that were much he should ; for he is given +To sports , to wildness , and much company . + +There is no fear in him ; let him not die : +For he will live , and laugh at this hereafter . + + +Peace ! count the clock . + +The clock hath stricken three . + +'Tis time to part . + +But it is doubtful yet +Whether C sar will come forth to-day or no ; +For he is superstitious grown of late , +Quite from the main opinion he held once +Of fantasy , of dreams , and ceremonies . +It may be , these apparent prodigies , +The unaccustom'd terror of this night , +And the persuasion of his augurers , +May hold him from the Capitol to-day . + +Never fear that : if he be so resolv'd , +I can o'ersway him ; for he loves to hear +That unicorns may be betray'd with trees , +And bears with glasses , elephants with holes , +Lions with toils , and men with flatterers ; +But when I tell him he hates flatterers , +He says he does , being then most flattered . +Let me work ; +For I can give his humour the true bent , +And I will bring him to the Capitol . + +Nay , we will all of us be there to fetch him . + +By the eighth hour : is that the uttermost ? + +Be that the uttermost , and fail not then . + +Caius Ligarius doth bear C sar hard , +Who rated him for speaking well of Pompey : +I wonder none of you have thought of him . + +Now , good Metellus , go along by him : +He loves me well , and I have given him reasons ; +Send him but hither , and I'll fashion him . + +The morning comes upon 's : we'll leave you , Brutus . +And , friends , disperse yourselves ; but all remember +What you have said , and show yourselves true Romans . + +Good gentlemen , look fresh and merrily ; +Let not our looks put on our purposes , +But bear it as our Roman actors do , +With untir'd spirits and formal constancy : +And so good morrow to you every one . + +Boy ! Lucius ! Fast asleep ? It is no matter ; +Enjoy the honey-heavy dew of slumber : +Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies +Which busy care draws in the brains of men ; +Therefore thou sleep'st so sound . + + +Brutus , my lord ! + +Portia , what mean you ? Wherefore rise you now ? +It is not for your health thus to commit +Your weak condition to the raw cold morning . + +Nor for yours neither . You've ungently , Brutus , +Stole from my bed ; and yesternight at supper +You suddenly arose , and walk'd about , +Musing and sighing , with your arms across , +And when I ask'd you what the matter was , +You star'd upon me with ungentle looks . +I urg'd you further ; then you scratch'd your head , +And too impatiently stamp'd with your foot ; +Yet I insisted , yet you answer'd not , +But , with an angry wafture of your hand . +Gave sign for me to leave you . So I did , +Fearing to strengthen that impatience +Which seem'd too much enkindled , and withal +Hoping it was but an effect of humour , +Which sometime hath his hour with every man . +It will not let you eat , nor talk , nor sleep , +And could it work so much upon your shape +As it hath much prevail'd on your condition , +I should not know you , Brutus . Dear my lord , +Make me acquainted with your cause of grief . + +I am not well in health , and that is all . + +Brutus is wise , and were he not in health , +He would embrace the means to come by it . + +Why , so I do . Good Portia , go to bed . + +Is Brutus sick , and is it physical +To walk unbraced and suck up the humours +Of the dank morning ? What ! is Brutus sick , +And will he steal out of his wholesome bed +To dare the vile contagion of the night , +And tempt the rheumy and unpurged air +To add unto his sickness ? No , my Brutus ; +You have some sick offence within your mind , +Which , by the right and virtue of my place , +I ought to know of ; and , upon my knees , +I charm you , by my once-commended beauty , +By all your vows of love , and that great vow +Which did incorporate and make us one , +That you unfold to me , your self , your half , +Why are you heavy , and what men to-night +Have had resort to you ; for here have been +Some six or seven , who did hide their faces +Even from darkness . + +Kneel not , gentle Portia . + +I should not need , if you were gentle Brutus . +Within the bond of marriage , tell me , Brutus , +Is it excepted , I should know no secrets +That appertain to you ? Am I yourself +But , as it were , in sort of limitation , +To keep with you at meals , comfort your bed , +And talk to you sometimes ? Dwell I but in the suburbs +Of your good pleasure ? If it be no more , +Portia is Brutus' harlot , not his wife . + +You are my true and honourable wife , +As dear to me as are the ruddy drops +That visit my sad heart . + +If this were true then should I know this secret . +I grant I am a woman , but , withal , +A woman that Lord Brutus took to wife ; +I grant I am a woman , but , withal , +A woman well-reputed , Cato's daughter . +Think you I am no stronger than my sex , +Being so father'd and so husbanded ? +Tell me your counsels , I will not disclose 'em . +I have made strong proof of my constancy , +Giving myself a voluntary wound +Here , in the thigh : can I bear that with patience +And not my husband's secrets ? + +O ye gods ! +Render me worthy of this noble wife . + +Hark , hark ! one knocks . Portia , go in awhile ; +And by and by thy bosom shall partake +The secrets of my heart . +All my engagements I will construe to thee , +All the charactery of my sad brows . +Leave me with haste . + +Lucius , who's that knocks ? + + +Here is a sick man that would speak with you . + +Caius Ligarius , that Metellus spoke of . +Boy , stand aside . Caius Ligarius ! how ? + +Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue . + +O ! what a time have you chose out , brave Caius , +To wear a kerchief . Would you were not sick . + +I am not sick if Brutus have in hand +Any exploit worthy the name of honour . + +Such an exploit have I in hand , Ligarius , +Had you a healthful ear to hear of it . + +By all the gods that Romans bow before +I here discard my sickness . Soul of Rome ! +Brave son , deriv'd from honourable loins ! +Thou , like an exorcist , hast conjur'd up +My mortified spirit . Now bid me run , +And I will strive with things impossible ; +Yea , get the better of them . What's to do ? + +A piece of work that will make sick men whole . + +But are not some whole that we must make sick ? + +That must we also . What it is , my Caius , +I shall unfold to thee as we are going +To whom it must be done . + +Set on your foot , +And with a heart new-fir'd I follow you , +To do I know not what ; but it sufficeth +That Brutus leads me on . + +Follow me then . + + +Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace to-night : +Thrice hath Calphurnia in her sleep cried out , +'Help , ho ! They murder C sar !' Who's within ? + + +My lord ! + +Go bid the priests do present sacrifice , +And bring me their opinions of success . + +I will , my lord . + +What mean you , C sar ? Think you to walk forth ? +You shall not stir out of your house to-day . + +C sar shall forth : the things that threaten'd me +Ne'er look'd but on my back ; when they shall see +The face of C sar , they are vanished . + +C sar , I never stood on ceremonies , +Yet now they fright me . There is one within , +Besides the things that we have heard and seen , +Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch . +A lioness hath whelped in the streets ; +And graves have yawn'd and yielded up their dead ; +Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds , +In ranks and squadrons and right form of war , +Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol ; +The noise of battle hurtled in the air , +Horses did neigh , and dying men did groan , +And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets . +O C sar ! these things are beyond all use , +And I do fear them . + +What can be avoided +Whose end is purpos'd by the mighty gods ? +Yet C sar shall go forth ; for these predictions +Are to the world in general as to C sar . + +When beggars die there are no comets seen ; +The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes . + +Cowards die many times before their deaths ; +The valiant never taste of death but once . +Of all the wonders that I yet have heard , +It seems to me most strange that men should fear ; +Seeing that death , a necessary end , +Will come when it will come . + +What say the augurers ? + +They would not have you to stir forth to-day . +Plucking the entrails of an offering forth , +They could not find a heart within the beast . + +The gods do this in shame of cowardice : +C sar should be a beast without a heart +If he should stay at home to-day for fear . +No , C sar shall not ; danger knows full well +That C sar is more dangerous than he : +We are two lions litter'd in one day , +And I the elder and more terrible : +And C sar shall go forth . + +Alas ! my lord , +Your wisdom is consum'd in confidence . +Do not go forth to-day : call it my fear +That keeps you in the house , and not your own . +We'll send Mark Antony to the senate-house , +And he shall say you are not well to-day : +Let me , upon my knee , prevail in this . + +Mark Antony shall say I am not well ; +And , for thy humour , I will stay at home . + +Here's Decius Brutus , he shall tell them so . + +C sar , all hail ! Good morrow , worthy C sar : +I come to fetch you to the senate-house . + +And you are come in very happy time +To bear my greeting to the senators , +And tell them that I will not come to-day : +Cannot , is false , and that I dare not , falser ; +I will not come to-day : tell them so , Decius . + +Say he is sick . + +Shall C sar send a lie ? +Have I in conquest stretch'd mine arm so far +To be afeard to tell greybeards the truth ? +Decius , go tell them C sar will not come . + +Most mighty C sar , let me know some cause , +Lest I be laugh'd at when I tell them so . + +The cause is in my will : I will not come ; +That is enough to satisfy the senate : +But for your private satisfaction , +Because I love you , I will let you know : +Calphurnia here , my wife , stays me at home : +She dreamt to-night she saw my statua , +Which , like a fountain with a hundred spouts , +Did run pure blood ; and many lusty Romans +Came smiling , and did bathe their hands in it : +And these does she apply for warnings and portents , +And evils imminent ; and on her knee +Hath begg'd that I will stay at home to-day . + +This dream is all amiss interpreted ; +It was a vision fair and fortunate : +Your statue spouting blood in many pipes , +In which so many smiling Romans bath'd , +Signifies that from you great Rome shall suck +Reviving blood , and that great men shall press +For tinctures , stains , relics , and cognizance . +This by Calphurnia's dream is signified . + +And this way have you well expounded it . + +I have , when you have heard what I can say : +And know it now : the senate have concluded +To give this day a crown to mighty C sar . +If you shall send them word you will not come , +Their minds may change . Besides , it were a mock +Apt to be render'd , for some one to say +'Break up the senate till another time , +When C sar's wife shall meet with better dreams .' +If C sar hide himself , shall they not whisper +'Lo ! C sar is afraid ?' +Pardon me , C sar ; for my dear dear love +To your proceeding bids me tell you this , +And reason to my love is liable . + +How foolish do your fears seem now , Calphurnia ! +I am ashamed I did yield to them . +Give me my robe , for I will go : + +And look where Publius is come to fetch me . + +Good morrow , C sar . + +Welcome , Publius . +What ! Brutus , are you stirr'd so early too ? +Good morrow , Casca . Caius Ligarius , +C sar was ne'er so much your enemy +As that same ague which hath made you lean . +What is't o'clock ? + +C sar , 'tis strucken eight . + +I thank you for your pains and courtesy . + + +See ! Antony , that revels long o' nights , + +Is notwithstanding up . Good morrow , Antony . + +So to most noble C sar . + +Bid them prepare within : +I am to blame to be thus waited for . +Now , Cinna ; now , Metellus ; what , Trebonius ! +I have an hour's talk in store for you ; +Remember that you call on me to-day : +Be near me , that I may remember you . + +C sar , I will : + +and so near will I be , +That your best friends shall wish I had been further . + +Good friends , go in , and taste some wine with me ; +And we , like friends , will straightway go together . + +That every like is not the same , O C sar ! +The heart of Brutus yearns to think upon . + + +C sar , beware of Brutus ; take heed of Cassius ; come not near Casca ; have an eye to Cinna ; trust not Trebonius ; mark well Metellus Cimber ; Decius Brutus loves thee not ; thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius . There is but one mind in all these men , and it is bent against C sar . If thou be'st not immortal , look about you : security gives way to conspiracy . The mighty gods defend thee ! Thy lover , +Here will I stand till C sar pass along , +And as a suitor will I give him this . +My heart laments that virtue cannot live +Out of the teeth of emulation . +If thou read this , O C sar ! thou mayst live ; +If not , the Fates with traitors do contrive . + + +I prithee , boy , run to the senate-house ; +Stay not to answer me , but get thee gone . +Why dost thou stay ? + +To know my errand , madam . + +I would have had thee there , and here again , +Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there . +O constancy ! be strong upon my side ; +Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue ; +I have a man's mind , but a woman's might . +How hard it is for women to keep counsel ! +Art thou here yet ? + +Madam , what shall I do ? +Run to the Capitol , and nothing else ? +And so return to you , and nothing else ? + +Yes , bring me word , boy , if thy lord look well , +For he went sickly forth ; and take good note +What C sar doth , what suitors press to him . +Hark , boy ! what noise is that ? + +I hear none , madam . + +Prithee , listen well : +I heard a bustling rumour , like a fray , +And the wind brings it from the Capitol . + +Sooth , madam , I hear nothing . + + +Come hither , fellow : which way hast thou been ? + +At mine own house , good lady . + +What is 't o'clock ? + +About the ninth hour , lady . + +Is C sar yet gone to the Capitol ? + +Madam , not yet : I go to take my stand , +To see him pass on to the Capitol . + +Thou hast some suit to C sar , hast thou not ? + +That I have , lady : if it will please C sar +To be so good to C sar as to hear me , +I shall beseech him to befriend himself . + +Why , know'st thou any harm's intended towards him ? + +None that I know will be , much that I fear may chance . +Good morrow to you . Here the street is narrow : +The throng that follows C sar at the heels , +Of senators , of pr tors , common suitors , +Will crowd a feeble man almost to death : +I'll get me to a place more void , and there +Speak to great C sar as he comes along . + + +I must go in . Ay me ! how weak a thing +The heart of woman is . O Brutus ! +The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise . +Sure , the boy heard me : Brutus hath a suit +That C sar will not grant . O ! I grow faint . +Run , Lucius , and commend me to my lord ; +Say I am merry : come to me again , +And bring me word what he doth say to thee . + +The idea of March are come . + +Ay , C sar ; but not gone . + +Hail , C sar ! Read this schedule . + +Trebonius doth desire you to o'er-read , +At your best leisure , this his humble suit . + +O C sar ! read mine first ; for mine's a suit +That touches C sar nearer . Read it , great C sar . + +What touches us ourself shall be last serv'd + +Delay not , C sar ; read it instantly . + +What ! is the fellow mad ? + +Sirrah , give place . + +What ! urge you your petitions in the street ? +Come to the Capitol . + + +I wish your enterprise to-day may thrive . + +What enterprise , Popilius ? + +Fare you well . + + +What said Popilius Lena ? + +He wish'd to-day our enterprise might thrive . +I fear our purpose is discovered . + +Look , how he makes to C sar : mark him . + +Casca , be sudden , for we fear prevention . +Brutus , what shall be done ? If this be known , +Cassius or C sar never shall turn back , +For I will slay myself . + +Cassius , be constant : +Popilius Lena speaks not of our purposes ; +For , look , he smiles , and C sar doth not change . + +Trebonius knows his time ; for , look you , Brutus , +He draws Mark Antony out of the way . + + +Where is Metellus Cimber ? Let him go , +And presently prefer his suit to C sar . + +He is address'd ; press near and second him . + +Casca , you are the first that rears your hand . + +Are we all ready ? What is now amiss , +That C sar and his senate must redress ? + +Most high , most mighty , and most puissant C sar , +Metellus Cimber throws before thy seat +A humble heart , + + +I must prevent thee , Cimber . +These couchings and these lowly courtesies , +Might fire the blood of ordinary men , +And turn pre-ordinance and first decree +Into the law of children . Be not fond , +To think that C sar bears such rebel blood +That will be thaw'd from the true quality +With that which melteth fools ; I mean sweet words , +Low-crooked curtsies , and base spaniel fawning . +Thy brother by decree is banished : +If thou dost bend and pray and fawn for him , +I spurn thee like a cur out of my way . +Know , C sar doth not wrong , nor without cause +Will he be satisfied . + +Is there no voice more worthy than my own , +To sound more sweetly in great C sar's ear +For the repealing of my banish'd brother ? + +I kiss thy hand , but not in flattery , C sar ; +Desiring thee , that Publius Cimber may +Have an immediate freedom of repeal . + +What , Brutus ! + +Pardon , C sar ; C sar , pardon : +As low as to thy foot doth Cassius fall , +To beg enfranchisement for Publius Cimber . + +I could be well mov'd if I were as you ; +If I could pray to move , prayers would move me ; +But I am constant as the northern star , +Of whose true-fix'd and resting quality +There is no fellow in the firmament . +The skies are painted with unnumber'd sparks , +They are all fire and every one doth shine , +But there's but one in all doth hold his place : +So , in the world ; 'tis furnish'd well with men , +And men are flesh and blood , and apprehensive ; +Yet in the number I do know but one +That unassailable holds on his rank , +Unshak'd of motion : and that I am he , +Let me a little show it , even in this , +That I was constant Cimber should be banish'd , +And constant do remain to keep him so . + +O C sar , + +Hence ! Wilt thou lift up Olympus ! + +Great C sar , + +Doth not Brutus bootless kneel ? + +Speak , hands , for me ! + + +Et tu , Brute ? Then fall , C sar ! + + +Liberty ! Freedom ! Tyranny is dead ! +Run hence , proclaim , cry it about the streets . + +Some to the common pulpits , and cry out , +'Liberty , freedom , and enfranchisement !' + +People and senators be not affrighted ; +Fly not ; stand still ; ambition's debt is paid . + +Go to the pulpit , Brutus . + +And Cassius too . + +Where's Publius ? + +Here , quite confounded with this mutiny . + +Stand fast together , lest some friend of C sar's +Should chance + +Talk not of standing . Publius , good cheer ; +There is no harm intended to your person , +Nor to no Roman else ; so tell them , Publius . + +And leave us , Publius ; lest that the people , +Rushing on us , should do your age some mischief . + +Do so ; and let no man abide this deed +But we the doers . + + +Where's Antony ? + +Fled to his house amaz'd . +Men , wives and children stare , cry out and run +As it were doomsday . + +Fates , we will know your pleasures . +That we shall die , we know ; 'tis but the time +And drawing days out , that men stand upon . + +Why , he that cuts off twenty years of life +Cuts off so many years of fearing death . + +Grant that , and then is death a benefit : +So are we C sar's friends , that have abridg'd +His time of fearing death . Stoop , Romans , stoop , +And let us bathe our hands in C sar's blood +Up to the elbows , and besmear our swords : +Then walk we forth , even to the market-place ; +And waving our red weapons o'er our heads , +Let's all cry , 'Peace , freedom , and liberty !' + +Stoop , then , and wash . How many ages hence +Shall this our lofty scene be acted o'er , +In states unborn and accents yet unknown ! + +How many times shall C sar bleed in sport , +That now on Pompey's basis lies along +No worthier than the dust ! + +So oft as that shall be , +So often shall the knot of us be call'd +The men that gave their country liberty . + +What ! shall we forth ? + +Ay , every man away : +Brutus shall lead ; and we will grace his heels +With the most boldest and best hearts of Rome . + + +Soft ! who comes here ? A friend of Antony's . + +Thus , Brutus , did my master bid me kneel ; +Thus did Mark Antony bid me fall down ; +And , being prostrate , thus he bade me say : +Brutus is noble , wise , valiant , and honest ; +C sar was mighty , bold , royal , and loving : +Say I love Brutus , and I honour him ; +Say I fear'd C sar , honour'd him , and lov'd him . +If Brutus will vouchsafe that Antony +May safely come to him , and be resolv'd +How C sar hath deserv'd to lie in death , +Mark Antony shall not love C sar dead +So well as Brutus living ; but will follow +The fortunes and affairs of noble Brutus +Thorough the hazards of this untrod state +With all true faith . So says my master Antony . + +Thy master is a wise and valiant Roman ; +I never thought him worse . +Tell him , so please him come unto this place , +He shall be satisfied ; and , by my honour , +Depart untouch'd . + +I'll fetch him presently . + + +I know that we shall have him well to friend . + +I wish we may : but yet have I a mind +That fears him much ; and my misgiving still +Falls shrewdly to the purpose . + + +But here comes Antony . Welcome , Mark Antony . + +O mighty C sar ! dost thou lie so low ? +Are all thy conquests , glories , triumphs , spoils , +Shrunk to this little measure ? Fare thee well . +I know not , gentlemen , what you intend , +Who else must be let blood , who else is rank : +If I myself , there is no hour so fit +As C sar's death's hour , nor no instrument +Of half that worth as those your swords , made rich +With the most noble blood of all this world . +I do beseech ye , if ye bear me hard , +Now , whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke , +Fulfil your pleasure . Live a thousand years , +I shall not find myself so apt to die : +No place will please me so , no mean of death , +As here by C sar , and by you cut off , +The choice and master spirits of this age . + +O Antony ! beg not your death of us . +Though now we must appear bloody and cruel , +As , by our hands and this our present act , +You see we do , yet see you but our hands +And this the bleeding business they have done : +Our hearts you see not ; they are pitiful ; +And pity to the general wrong of Rome +As fire drives out fire , so pity pity +Hath done this deed on C sar . For your part , +To you our swords have leaden points , Mark Antony ; +Our arms , in strength of malice , and our hearts +Of brothers' temper , do receive you in +With all kind love , good thoughts , and reverence . + +Your voice shall be as strong as any man's +In the disposing of new dignities . + +Only be patient till we have appeas'd +The multitude , beside themselves with fear , +And then we will deliver you the cause +Why I , that did love C sar when I struck him , +Have thus proceeded . + +I doubt not of your wisdom . +Let each man render me his bloody hand : +First , Marcus Brutus , will I shake with you ; +Next , Caius Cassius , do I take your hand ; +Now , Decius Brutus , yours ; now yours , Metellus ; +Yours , Cinna ; and , my valiant Casca , yours ; +Though last , not least in love , yours , good Trebonius . +Gentlemen all ,alas ! what shall I say ? +My credit now stands on such slippery ground , +That one of two bad ways you must conceit me , +Either a coward or a flatterer . +That I did love thee , C sar , O ! 'tis true : +If then thy spirit look upon us now , +Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death , +To see thy Antony making his peace , +Shaking the bloody fingers of thy foes , +Most noble ! in the presence of thy corse ? +Had I as many eyes as thou hast wounds , +Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood , +It would become me better than to close +In terms of friendship with thine enemies . +Pardon me , Julius ! Here wast thou bay'd , brave hart ; +Here didst thou fall ; and here thy hunters stand , +Sign'd in thy spoil , and crimson'd in thy leth +O world ! thou wast the forest to this hart ; +And this , indeed , O world ! the heart of thee . +How like a deer , strucken by many princes , +Dost thou here lie ! + +Mark Antony , + +Pardon me , Caius Cassius : +The enemies of C sar shall say this ; +Then , in a friend , it is cold modesty . + +I blame you not for praising C sar so ; +But what compact mean you to have with us ? +Will you be prick'd in number of our friends , +Or shall we on , and not depend on you ? + +Therefore I took your hands , but was indeed +Sway'd from the point by looking down on C sar . +Friends am I with you all , and love you all , +Upon this hope , that you shall give me reasons +Why and wherein C sar was dangerous . + +Or else were this a savage spectacle . +Our reasons are so full of good regard +That were you , Antony , the son of C sar , +You should be satisfied . + +That's all I seek : +And am moreover suitor that I may +Produce his body to the market place ; +And in the pulpit , as becomes a friend , +Speak in the order of his funeral . + +You shall , Mark Antony . + +Brutus , a word with you . + + +You know not what you do ; do not consent +That Antony speak in his funeral : +Know you how much the people may be mov'd +By that which he will utter ? + +By your pardon ; +I will myself into the pulpit first , +And show the reason of our C sar's death : +What Antony shall speak , I will protest +He speaks by leave and by permission , +And that we are contented C sar shall +Have all true rites and lawful ceremonies . +It shall advantage more than do us wrong . + +I know not what may fall ; I like it not . + +Mark Antony , here , take you C sar's body . +You shall not in your funeral speech blame us , +But speak all good you can devise of C sar , +And say you do 't by our permission ; +Else shall you not have any hand at all +About his funeral ; and you shall speak +In the same pulpit whereto I am going , +After my speech is ended . + +Be it so ; +I do desire no more . + +Prepare the body then , and follow us . + + +O ! pardon me , thou bleeding piece of earth , +That I am meek and gentle with these butchers ; +Thou art the ruins of the noblest man +That ever lived in the tide of times . +Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood ! +Over thy wounds now do I prophesy , +Which like dumb mouths do ope their ruby lips , +To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue , +A curse shall light upon the limbs of men ; +Domestic fury and fierce civil strife +Shall cumber all the parts of Italy ; +Blood and destruction shall be so in use , +And dreadful objects so familiar , +That mothers shall but smile when they behold +Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war ; +All pity chok'd with custom of fell deeds : +And C sar's spirit , ranging for revenge , +With Ate by his side come hot from hell , +Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice +Cry 'Havoc !' and let slip the dogs of war ; +That this foul deed shall smell above the earth +With carrion men , groaning for burial . + +You serve Octavius C sar , do you not ? + +I do , Mark Antony . + +C sar did write for him to come to Rome . + +He did receive his letters , and is coming ; +And bid me say to you by word of mouth + +O C sar ! + +Thy heart is big , get thee apart and weep . +Passion , I see , is catching ; for mine eyes , +Seeing those beads of sorrow stand in thine , +Began to water . Is thy master coming ? + +He lies to-night within seven leagues of Rome . + +Post back with speed , and tell him what hath chanc'd : +Hare is a mourning Rome , a dangerous Rome , +No Rome of safety for Octavius yet ; +Hie hence and tell him so . Yet , stay awhile ; +Thou shalt not back till I have borne this corpse +Into the market-place ; there shall I try , +In my oration , how the people take +The cruel issue of these bloody men ; +According to the which thou shalt discourse +To young Octavius of the state of things . +Lead me your hand . + + +We will be satisfied : let us be satisfied . + +Then follow me , and give me audience , friends . +Cassius , go you into the other street , +And part the numbers . +Those that will hear me speak , let 'em stay here ; +Those that will follow Cassius , go with him ; +And public reasons shall be rendered +Of C sar's death . + +I will hear Brutus speak . + +I will hear Cassius ; and compare their reasons , +When severally we hear them rendered . + + +The noble Brutus is ascended : silence ! + +Be patient till the last . +Romans , countrymen , and lovers ! hear me for my cause ; and be silent , that you may hear : believe me for mine honour , and have respect to mine honour , that you may believe : censure me in your wisdom , and awake your senses , that you may the better judge . If there be any in this assembly , any dear friend of C sar's , to him I say , that Brutus' love to C sar was no less than his . If then that friend demand why Brutus rose against C sar , this is my answer : Not that I loved C sar less , but that I loved Rome more . Had you rather C sar were living , and die all slaves , than that C sar were dead , to live all free men ? As C sar loved me , I weep for him ; as he was fortunate , I rejoice at it ; as he was valiant , I honour him ; but , as he was ambitious , I slew him . There is tears for his love ; joy for his fortune ; honour for his valour ; and death for his ambition . Who is here so base that would be a bondman ? If any , speak ; for him have I offended . Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman ? If any , speak ; for him have I offended . Who is here so vile that will not love his country ? If any , speak ; for him have I offended . I pause for a reply . + +None , Brutus , none . + +Then none have I offended . I have done no more to C sar , than you shall do to Brutus . The question of his death is enrolled in the Capitol ; his glory not extenuated , wherein he was worthy , nor his offences enforced , for which he suffered death . + +Here comes his body , mourned by Mark Antony : who , though he had no hand in his death , shall receive the benefit of his dying , a place in the commonwealth ; as which of you shall not ? With this I depart : that , as I slew my best lover for the good of Rome , I have the same dagger for myself , when it shall please my country to need my death . + +Live , Brutus ! live ! live ! + +Bring him with triumph home unto his house . + +Give him a statue with his ancestors . + +Let him be C sar . + +C sar's better parts +Shall be crown'd in Brutus . + +We'll bring him to his house with shouts and clamours . + +My countrymen , + +Peace ! silence ! Brutus speaks . + +Peace , ho ! + +Good countrymen , let me depart alone , +And , for my sake , stay here with Antony . +Do grace to C sar's corpse , and grace his speech +Tending to C sar's glories , which Mark Antony , +By our permission , is allow'd to make . +I do entreat you , not a man depart , +Save I alone , till Antony have spoke . + + +Stay , ho ! and let us hear Mark Antony . + +Let him go up into the public chair ; +We'll hear him . Noble Antony , go up . + +For Brutus' sake , I am beholding to you . + + +What does he say of Brutus ? + +He says , for Brutus' sake , +He finds himself beholding to us all . + +'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here . + +This C sar was a tyrant . + +Nay , that's certain : +We are bless'd that Rome is rid of him . + +Peace ! let us hear what Antony can say . + +You gentle Romans , + +Peace , ho ! let us hear him . + +Friends , Romans , countrymen , lend me your ears ; +I come to bury C sar , not to praise him . +The evil that men do lives after them , +The good is oft interred with their bones ; +So let it be with C sar . The noble Brutus +Hath told you C sar was ambitious ; +If it were so , it was a grievous fault , +And grievously hath C sar answer'd it . +Here , under leave of Brutus and the rest , +For Brutus is an honourable man ; +So are they all , all honourable men , +Come I to speak in C sar's funeral . +He was my friend , faithful and just to me : +But Brutus says he was ambitious ; +And Brutus is an honourable man . +He hath brought many captives home to Rome , +Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill : +Did this in C sar seem ambitious ? +When that the poor have cried , C sar hath wept ; +Ambition should be made of sterner stuff : +Yet Brutus says he was ambitious ; +And Brutus is an honourable man . +You all did see that on the Lupercal +I thrice presented him a kingly crown , +Which he did thrice refuse : was this ambition ? +Yet Brutus says he was ambitious ; +And , sure , he is an honourable man . +I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke , +But here I am to speak what I do know , +You all did love him once , not without cause : +What cause withholds you then to mourn for him ? +O judgment ! thou art fled to brutish beasts , +And men have lost their reason . Bear with me ; +My heart is in the coffin there with C sar , +And I must pause till it come back to me . + +Methinks there is much reason in his sayings . + +If thou consider rightly of the matter , +C sar has had great wrong . + +Has he , masters ? +I fear there will a worse come in his place . + +Mark'd ye his words ? He would not take the crown ; +Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious . + +If it be found so , some will dear abide it . + +Poor soul ! his eyes are red as fire with weeping . + +There's not a nobler man in Rome than Antony . + +Now mark him ; he begins again to speak . + +But yesterday the word of C sar might +Have stood against the world ; now lies he there , +And none so poor to do him reverence . +O masters ! if I were dispos'd to stir +Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage , +I should do Brutus wrong , and Cassius wrong , +Who , you all know , are honourable men . +I will not do them wrong ; I rather choose +To wrong the dead , to wrong myself , and you , +Than I will wrong such honourable men +But here's a parchment with the seal of C sar ; +I found it in his closet , 'tis his will . +Let but the commons hear this testament +Which , pardon me , I do not mean to read +And they would go and kiss dead C sar's wounds , +And dip their napkins in his sacred blood , +Yea , beg a hair of him for memory , +And , dying , mention it within their wills , +Bequeathing it as a rich legacy +Unto their issue . + +We'll hear the will : read it , Mark Antony . + +The will , the will ! we will hear C sar's will . + +Have patience , gentle friends ; I must not read it : +It is not meet you know how C sar lov'd you . +You are not wood , you are not stones , but men ; +And , being men , hearing the will of C sar , +It will inflame you , it will make you mad . +'Tis good you know not that you are his heirs ; +For if you should , O ! what would come of it . + +Read the will ! we'll hear it , Antony ; +You shall read us the will , C sar's will . + +Will you be patient ? Will you stay awhile ? +I have o'ershot myself to tell you of it . +I fear I wrong the honourable men +Whose daggers have stabb'd C sar ; I do fear it . + +They were traitors : honourable men ! + +The will ! the testament ! + +They were villains , murderers . The will ! read the will . + +You will compel me then to read the will ? +Then make a ring about the corpse of C sar , +And let me show you him that made the will . +Shall I descend ? and will you give me leave ? + +Come down . + +Descend . + + +You shall have leave . + +A ring ; stand round . + +Stand from the hearse ; stand from the body . + +Room for Antony ; most noble Antony . + +Nay , press not so upon me ; stand far off . + +Stand back ! room ! bear back ! + +If you have tears , prepare to shed them now . +You all do know this mantle : I remember +The first time ever C sar put it on ; +'Twas on a summer's evening , in his tent , +That day he overcame the Nervii . +Look ! in this place ran Cassius' dagger through : +See what a rent the envious Casca made : +Through this the well-beloved Brutus stabb'd ; +And , as he pluck'd his cursed steel away , +Mark how the blood of C sar follow'd it , +As rushing out of doors , to be resolv'd +If Brutus so unkindly knock'd or no ; +For Brutus , as you know , was C sar's angel : +Judge , O you gods ! how dearly C sar lov'd him . +This was the most unkindest cut of all ; +For when the noble C sar saw him stab , +Ingratitude , more strong than traitors' arms , +Quite vanquish'd him : then burst his mighty heart ; +And , in his mantle muffling up his face , +Even at the base of Pompey's status , +Which all the while ran blood , great C sar fell . +O ! what a fall was there , my countrymen ; +Then I , and you , and all of us fell down , +Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us . +O ! now you weep , and I perceive you feel +The dint of pity ; these are gracious drops . +Kind souls , what ! weep you when you but behold +Our C sar's vesture wounded ? Look you here , +Here is himself , marr'd , as you see , with traitors . + +O piteous spectacle ! + +O noble C sar ! + +O woeful day ! + +O traitors ! villains ! + +O most bloody sight ! + +We will be revenged . + +Revenge !About !Seek !Burn ! +Fire !Kill !Slay ! Let not a traitor live . + +Stay , countrymen ! + +Peace there ! Hear the noble Antony . + +We'll hear him , we'll follow him , we'll die with him . + +Good friends , sweet friends , let me not stir you up +To such a sudden flood of mutiny . +They that have done this deed are honourable : +What private griefs they have , alas ! I know not , +That made them do it ; they are wise and honourable , +And will , no doubt , with reasons answer you . +I come not , friends , to steal away your hearts : +I am no orator , as Brutus is ; +But , as you know me all , a plain blunt man , +That love my friend ; and that they know full well +That gave me public leave to speak of him . +For I have neither wit , nor words , nor worth , +Action , nor utterance , nor the power of speech , +To stir men's blood : I only speak right on ; +I tell you that which you yourselves do know , +Show you sweet C sar's wounds , poor poor dumb mouths , +And bid them speak for me : but were I Brutus , +And Brutus Antony , there were an Antony +Would ruffle up your spirits , and put a tongue +In every wound of C sar , that should move +The stones of Rome to rise and mutiny . + +We'll mutiny . + +We'll burn the house of Brutus . + +Away , then ! come , seek the conspirators . + +Yet hear me , countrymen ; yet hear me speak . + +Peace , ho !Hear Antony ,most noble Antony . + +Why , friends , you go to do you know not what . +Wherein hath C sar thus deserv'd your loves ? +Alas ! you know not : I must tell you then . +You have forgot the will I told you of . + +Most true . The will ! let's stay and hear the will . + +Here is the will , and under C sar's seal . +To every Roman citizen he gives , +To every several man , seventy-five drachmas . + +Most noble C sar ! we'll revenge his death . + +O royal C sar ! + +Hear me with patience . + +Peace , ho ! + +Moreover , he hath left you all his walks , +His private arbours , and new-planted orchards , +On this side Tiber ; he hath left them you , +And to your heirs for ever ; common pleasures , +To walk abroad , and recreate yourselves . +Here was a C sar ! when comes such another ? + +Never , never ! Come , away , away ! +We'll burn his body in the holy place , +And with the brands fire the traitors' houses . +Take up the body . + +Go fetch fire . + +Pluck down benches . + +Pluck down forms , windows , any thing . + + +Now let it work : mischief , thou art afoot , +Take thou what course thou wilt ! + +How now , fellow ! + +Sir , Octavius is already come to Rome . + +Where is he ? + +He and Lepidus are at C sar's house . + +And thither will I straight to visit him . +He comes upon a wish . Fortune is merry , +And in this mood will give us any thing . + +I heard him say Brutus and Cassius +Are rid like madmen through the gates of Rome . + +Belike they had some notice of the people , +How I had mov'd them . Bring me to Octavius . + + +I dreamt to-night that I did feast with C sar , +And things unlucky charge my fantasy : +I have no will to wander forth of doors , +Yet something leads me forth . + + +What is your name ? + +Whither are you going ? + +Where do you dwell ? + +Are you a married man , or a bachelor ? + +Answer every man directly . + +Ay , and briefly . + +Ay , and wisely . + +Ay , and truly , you were best . + +What is my name ? Whither am I going ? Where do I dwell ? Am I a married man , or a bachelor ? Then , to answer every man directly and briefly , wisely and truly : wisely I say , I am a bachelor . + +That's as much as to say , they are fools that marry ; you'll bear me a bang for that , I fear . Proceed ; directly . + +Directly , I am going to C sar's funeral . + +As a friend or an enemy ? + +As a friend . + +That matter is answered directly . + +For your dwelling , briefly . + +Briefly , I dwell by the Capitol . + +Your name , sir , truly . + +Truly , my name is Cinna . + +Tear him to pieces ; he's a conspirator . + +I am Cinna the poet , I am Cinna the poet . + +Tear him for his bad verses , tear him for his bad verses . + +I am not Cinna the conspirator . + +It is no matter , his name's Cinna ; pluck but his name out of his heart , and turn him going . + +Tear him , tear him ! Come , brands , ho ! firebrands ! To Brutus' , to Cassius' ; burn all . Some to Decius' house , and some to Casca's ; some to Ligarius' . Away ! go ! + +These many then shall die ; their names are prick'd . + +Your brother too must die ; consent you , Lepidus ? + +I do consent . + +Prick him down , Antony . + +Upon condition Publius shall not live , +Who is your sister's son , Mark Antony . + +He shall not live ; look , with a spot I damn him . +But , Lepidus , go you to C sar's house ; +Fetch the will hither , and we shall determine +How to cut off some charge in legacies . + +What ! shall I find you here ? + +Or here or at the Capitol . + + +This is a slight unmeritable man , +Meet to be sent on errands : is it fit , +The three-fold world divided , he should stand +One of the three to share it ? + +So you thought him ; +And took his voice who should be prick'd to die , +In our black sentence and proscription . + +Octavius , I have seen more days than you : +And though we lay these honours on this man , +To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads , +He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold , +To groan and sweat under the business , +Either led or driven , as we point the way ; +And having brought our treasure where we will , +Then take we down his load , and turn him off , +Like to the empty ass , to shake his ears , +And graze in commons . + +You may do your will ; +But he's a tried and valiant soldier . + +So is my horse , Octavius ; and for that +I do appoint him store of provender . +It is a creature that I teach to fight , +To wind , to stop , to run directly on , +His corporal motion govern'd by my spirit . +And , in some taste , is Lepidus but so ; +He must be taught , and train'd , and bid go forth ; +A barren-spirited fellow ; one that feeds +On abject orts , and imitations , +Which , out of use and stal'd by other men , +Begin his fashion : do not talk of him +But as a property . And now , Octavius , +Listen great things : Brutus and Cassius +Are levying powers ; we must straight make head ; +Therefore let our alliance be combin'd , +Our best friends made , and our best means stretch'd out ; +And let us presently go sit in council , +How covert matters may be best disclos'd , +And open perils surest answered . + +Let us do so : for we are at the stake , +And bay'd about with many enemies ; +And some that smile have in their hearts , I fear , +Millions of mischiefs . + + +Stand , ho ! + +Give the word , ho ! and stand . + +What now , Lucilius ! is Cassius near ? + +He is at hand ; and Pindarus is come +To do you salutation from his master . + + +He greets me well . Your master , Pindarus , +In his own change , or by ill officers , +Hath given me some worthy cause to wish +Things done , undone ; but , if he be at hand , +I shall be satisfied . + +I do not doubt +But that my noble master will appear +Such as he is , full of regard and honour . + +He is not doubted . A word , Lucilius ; +How he receiv'd you , let me be resolv'd . + +With courtesy and with respect enough ; +But not with such familiar instances , +Nor with such free and friendly conference , +As he hath us'd of old . + +Thou hast describ'd +A hot friend cooling . Ever note , Lucilius , +When love begins to sicken and decay , +It useth an enforced ceremony . +There are no tricks in plain and simple faith ; +But hollow men , like horses hot at hand , +Make gallant show and promise of their mettle ; +But when they should endure the bloody spur , +They fall their crests , and , like deceitful jades , +Sink in the trial . Comes his army on ? + +They mean this night in Sardis to be quarter'd ; +The greater part , the horse in general , +Are come with Cassius . + +Hark ! he is arriv'd . + +March gently on to meet him . + + +Stand , ho ! + +Stand , ho ! Speak the word along . + +Stand ! + +Stand ! + +Stand ! + +Most noble brother , you have done me wrong . + +Judge me , you gods ! Wrong I mine enemies ? +And , if not so , how should I wrong a brother ? + +Brutus , this sober form of yours hides wrongs ; +And when you do them + +Cassius , be content ; +Speak your griefs softly : I do know you well . +Before the eyes of both our armies here , +Which should perceive nothing but love from us , +Let us not wrangle : bid them move away ; +Then in my tent , Cassius , enlarge your griefs , +And I will give you audience . + +Pindarus , +Bid our commanders lead their charges off +A little from this ground . + +Lucilius , do you the like ; and let no man +Come to our tent till we have done our conference . +Let Lucius and Titinius guard our door . + + +That you have wrong'd me doth appear in this : +You have condemn'd and noted Lucius Pella +For taking bribes here of the Sardians ; +Wherein my letters , praying on his side , +Because I knew the man , were slighted off . + +You wrong'd yourself to write in such a case . + +In such a time as this it is not meet +That every nice offence should bear his comment . + +Let me tell you , Cassius , you yourself +Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm ; +To sell and mart your offices for gold +To undeservera . + +I an itching palm ! +You know that you are Brutus that speak this , +Or , by the gods , this speech were else your last . + +The name of Cassius honours this corruption , +And chastisement doth therefore hide his head . + +Chastisement ! + +Remember March , the ides of March remember : +Did not great Julius bleed for justice' sake ? +What villain touch'd his body , that did stab , +And not for justice ? What ! shall one of us , +That struck the foremost man of all this world +But for supporting robbers , shall we now +Contaminate our fingers with base bribes , +And sell the mighty space of our large honours +For so much trash as may be grasped thus ? +I had rather be a dog , and bay the moon , +Than such a Roman . + +Brutus , bay not me ; +I'll not endure it : you forget yourself , +To hedge me in . I am a soldier , I , +Older in practice , abler than yourself +To make conditions . + +Go to ; you are not , Cassius . + +I am . + +I say you are not . + +Urge me no more , I shall forget myself ; +Have mind upon your health ; tempt me no further . + +Away , slight man ! + +Is 't possible ? + +Hear me , for I will speak . +Must I give way and room to your rash choler ? +Shall I be frighted when a madman stares ? + +O ye gods ! ye gods ! Must I endure all this ? + +All this ! ay , more : fret till your proud heart break ; +Go show your slaves how choleric you are , +And make your bondmen tremble . Must I budge ? +Must I observe you ? Must I stand and crouch +Under your testy humour ? By the gods , +You shall digest the venom of your spleen , +Though it do split you ; for , from this day forth , +I'll use you for my mirth , yea , for my laughter , +When you are waspish . + +Is it come to this ? + +You say you are a better soldier : +Let it appear so ; make your vaunting true , +And it shall please me well . For mine own part , +I shall be glad to learn of noble men . + +You wrong me every way ; you wrong me , Brutus ; +I said an elder soldier , not a better : +Did I say , 'better ?' + +If you did , I care not . + +When C sar liv'd , he durst not thus have mov'd me . + +Peace , peace ! you durst not so have tempted him . + +I durst not ! + +No . + +What ! durst not tempt him ! + +For your life you durst not . + +Do not presume too much upon my love ; +I may do that I shall be sorry for . + +You have done that you should be sorry for . +There is no terror , Cassius , in your threats ; +For I am arm'd so strong in honesty +That they pass by me as the idle wind , +Which I respect not . I did send to you +For certain sums of gold , which you denied me ; +For I can raise no money by vile means : +By heaven , I had rather coin my heart , +And drop my blood for drachmas , than to wring +From the hard hands of peasants their vile trash +By any indirection . I did send +To you for gold to pay my legions , +Which you denied me : was that done like Cassius ? +Should I have answer'd Caius Cassius so ? +When Marcus Brutus grows so covetous , +To lock such rascal counters from his friends , +Be ready , gods , with all your thunderbolts ; +Dash him to pieces ! + +I denied you not . + +You did . + +I did not : he was but a fool +That brought my answer back . Brutus hath riv'd my heart . +A friend should bear his friend's infirmities , +But Brutus makes mine greater than they are . + +I do not , till you practise them on me . + +You love me not . + +I do not like your faults . + +A friendly eye could never see such faults . + +A flatterer's would not , though they do appear +As huge as high Olympus . + +Come , Antony , and young Octavius , come , +Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius , +For Cassius is aweary of the world ; +Hated by one he loves ; brav'd by his brother ; +Check'd like a bondman ; all his faults observ'd , +Set in a note-book , learn'd , and conn'd by rote , +To cast into my teeth . O ! I could weep +My spirit from mine eyes . There is my dagger , +And here my naked breast ; within , a heart +Dearer than Plutus' mine , richer than gold : +If that thou be'st a Roman , take it forth ; +I , that denied thee gold , will give my heart : +Strike , as thou didst at C sar ; for , I know , +When thou didst hate him worst , thou lov'dst him better +Than ever thou lov'dst Cassius . + +Sheathe your dagger : +Be angry when you will , it shall have scope ; +Do what you will , dishonour shall be humour . +O Cassius ! you are yoked with a lamb +That carries anger as the flint bears fire , +Who , much enforced , shows a hasty spark , +And straight is cold again . + +Hath Cassius liv'd +To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus , +When grief and blood ill-temper'd vexeth him ? + +When I spoke that I was ill-temper'd too . + +Do you confess so much ? Give me your hand . + +And my heart too . + +O Brutus ! + +What's the matter ? + +Have not you love enough to bear with me , +When that rash humour which my mother gave me +Makes me forgetful ? + +Yes , Cassius ; and from henceforth +When you are over-earnest with your Brutus , +He'll think your mother chides , and leave you so . + + +Let me go in to see the generals ; +There is some grudge between 'em , 'tis not meet +They be alone . + +You shall not come to them . + +Nothing but death shall stay me . + + +How now ! What's the matter ? + +For shame , you generals ! What do you mean ? +Love , and be friends , as two such men should be ; +For I have seen more years , I'm sure , than ye . + +Ha , ha ! how vilely doth this cynic rime ! + +Get you hence , sirrah ; saucy fellow , hence ! + +Bear with him , Brutus ; 'tis his fashion . + +I'll know his humour , when he knows his time : +What should the wars do with these jigging fools ? +Companion , hence ! + +Away , away ! be gone . + + +Lucilius and Titinius , bid the commanders +Prepare to lodge their companies to-night . + +And come yourselves , and bring Messala with you , +Immediately to us . + + +Lucius , a bowl of wine ! + + +I did not think you could have been so angry . + +O Cassius ! I am sick of many griefs . + +Of your philosophy you make no use +If you give place to accidental evils . + +No man bears sorrow better : Portia is dead . + +Ha ! Portia ! + +She is dead . + +How 'scap'd I killing when I cross'd you so ? +O insupportable and touching loss ! +Upon what sickness ? + +Impatient of my absence , +And grief that young Octavius with Mark Antony +Have made themselves so strong ;for with her death +That tidings came :with this she fell distract , +And , her attendants absent , swallow'd fire . + +And died so ? + +Even so . + +O ye immortal gods ! + + +Speak no more of her . Give me a bowl of wine . +In this I bury all unkindness , Cassius . + + +My heart is thirsty for that noble pledge . +Fill , Lucius , till the wine o'erswell the cup ; +I cannot drink too much of Brutus' love . + + +Come in , Titinius . + +Welcome , good Messala . +Now sit we close about this taper here , + +And call in question our necessities . + +Portia , art thou gone ? + +No more , I pray you . +Messala , I have here received letters , +That young Octavius and Mark Antony +Come down upon us with a mighty power , +Bending their expedition towards Philippi . + +Myself have letters of the self-same tenour . + +With what addition ? + +That by proscription and bills of outlawry , +Octavius , Antony , and Lepidus , +Have put to death an hundred senators . + +Therein our letters do not well agree ; +Mine speak of seventy senators that died +By their proscriptions , Cicero being one . + +Cicero one ! + +Cicero is dead , +And by that order of proscription . +Had you your letters from your wife , my lord ? + +No , Messala . + +Nor nothing in your letters writ of her ? + +Nothing , Messala . + +That , methinks , is strange . + +Why ask you ? Hear you aught of her in yours ? + +No , my lord . + +Now , as you are a Roman , tell me true . + +Then like a Roman bear the truth I tell : +For certain she is dead , and by strange manner . + +Why , farewell , Portia . We must die , Messala : +With meditating that she must die once , +I have the patience to endure it now . + +Even so great men great losses should endure . + +I have as much of this in art as you , +But yet my nature could not bear it so . + +Well , to our work alive . What do you think +Of marching to Philippi presently ? + +I do not think it good . + +Your reason ? + +This is it : +'Tis better that the enemy seek us : +So shall he waste his means , weary his soldiers , +Doing himself offence ; whilst we , lying still , +Are full of rest , defence , and nimbleness . + +Good reasons must , of force , give place to better , +The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground +Do stand but in a forc'd affection ; +For they have grudg'd us contribution : +The enemy , marching along by them , +By them shall make a fuller number up , +Come on refresh'd , new-added , and encourag'd ; +From which advantage shall we cut him off , +If at Philippi we do face him there , +These people at our back . + +Hear me , good brother . + +Under your pardon . You must note beside , +That we have tried the utmost of our friends , +Our legions are brim-full , our cause is ripe : +The enemy increaseth every day ; +We , at the height , are ready to decline . +There is a tide in the affairs of men , +Which , taken at the flood , leads on to fortune ; +Omitted , all the voyage of their life +Is bound in shallows and in miseries . +On such a full sea are we now afloat ; +And we must take the current when it serves , +Or lose our ventures . + +Then , with your will , go on ; +We'll along ourselves , and meet them at Philippi . + +The deep of night is crept upon our talk , +And nature must obey necessity , +Which we will niggard with a little rest . +There is no more to say ? + +No more . Good-night : +Early to-morrow will we rise , and hence . + +Lucius ! + + +My gown . + +Farewell , good Messala : +Good-night , Titinius . Noble , noble Cassius , + +Good-night , and good repose . + +O my dear brother ! +This was an ill beginning of the night : +Never come such division 'tween our souls ! +Let it not , Brutus . + +Every thing is well . + +Good-night , my lord . + +Good-night , good brother . + +Good-night , Lord Brutus . + +Good-night , Lord Brutus . + +Farewell , every one . + + +Give me the gown . Where is thy instrument ? + +Here in the tent . + +What ! thou speak'st drowsily ? +Poor knave , I blame thee not ; thou art o'erwatch'd . +Call Claudius and some other of my men ; +I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent . + +Varro ! and Claudius ! + + +Calls my lord ? + +I pray you , sirs , lie in my tent and sleep : +It may be I shall raise you by and by +On business to my brother Cassius . + +So please you , we will stand and watch your pleasure . + +I will not have it so ; lie down , good sirs ; +It may be I shall otherwise bethink me . +Look , Lucius , here's the book I sought for so ; +I put it in the pocket of my gown . + + +I was sure your lordship did not give it me . + +Bear with me , good boy , I am much forgetful . +Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile , +And touch thy instrument a strain or two ? + +Ay , my lord , an 't please you . + +It does , my boy : +I trouble thee too much , but thou art willing . + +It is my duty , sir . + +I should not urge thy duty past thy might ; +I know young bloods look for a time of rest . + +I have slept , my lord , already . + +It was well done , and thou shalt sleep again ; +I will not hold thee long : if I do live , +I will be good to thee . + +This is a sleepy tune : O murderous slumber ! +Lay'st thou thy leaden mace upon my boy , +That plays thee music ? Gentle knave , good-night ; +I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee . +If thou dost nod , thou break'st thy instrument ; +I'll take it from thee ; and , good boy , good-night . +Let me see , let me see ; is not the leaf turn'd down +Where I left reading ? Here it is , I think . + + +How ill this taper burns ! Ha ! who comes here ? +I think it is the weakness of mine eyes +That shapes this monstrous apparition . +It comes upon me . Art thou any thing ? +Art thou some god , some angel , or some devil , +That mak'st my blood cold and my hair to stare ? + +Speak to me what thou art . + +Thy evil spirit , Brutus . + +Why com'st thou ? + +To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi . + +Well ; then I shall see thee again ? + +Ay , at Philippi . + +Why , I will see thee at Philippi then . + +Now I have taken heart thou vanishest : +Ill spirit , I would hold more talk with thee . +Boy , Lucius ! Varro ! Claudius ! Sirs , awake ! +Claudius ! + +The strings , my lord , are false . + +He thinks he still is at his instrument . +Lucius , awake ! + +My lord ! + +Didst thou dream , Lucius , that thou so criedst out ? + +My lord , I do not know that I did cry . + +Yes , that thou didst . Didst thou see any thing ? + +Nothing , my lord . + +Sleep again , Lucius . Sirrah , Claudius ! +Fellow thou ! awake ! + +My lord ! + +My lord ! + +Why did you so cry out , sirs , in your sleep ? + +Did we , my lord ? + +Did we , my lord ? + +Ay : saw you any thing ? + +No , my lord , I saw nothing . + +Nor I , my lord . + +Go , and commend me to my brother Cassius . +Bid him set on his powers betimes before , +And we will follow . + +It shall be done , my lord . + +It shall be done , my lord . + +Now , Antony , our hopes are answered : +You said the enemy would not come down , +But keep the hills and upper regions ; +It proves not so ; their battles are at hand ; +They mean to warn us at Philippi here , +Answering before we do demand of them . + +Tut ! I am in their bosoms , and I know +Wherefore they do it : they could be content +To visit other places ; and come down +With fearful bravery , thinking by this face +To fasten in our thoughts that they have courage ; +But 'tis not so . + + +Prepare you , generals : +The enemy comes on in gallant show ; +Their bloody sign of battle is hung out , +And something to be done immediately . + +Octavius , lead your battle softly on , +Upon the left hand of the even field . + +Upon the right hand I ; keep thou the left . + +Why do you cross me in this exigent ? + +I do not cross you ; but I will do so . + +They stand , and would have parley . + +Stand fast , Titinius : we must out and talk . + +Mark Antony , shall we give sign of battle ? + +No , C sar , we will answer on their charge . +Make forth ; the generals would have some words . + +Stir not until the signal . + +Words before blows : is it so , countrymen ? + +Not that we love words better , as you do . + +Good words are better than bad strokes , Octavius . + +In your bad strokes , Brutus , you give good words : +Witness the hole you made in C sar's heart , +Crying , 'Long live ! hail , C sar !' + +Antony , +The posture of your blows are yet unknown ; +But for your words , they rob the Hybla bees , +And leave them honeyless . + +Not stingless too . + +O ! yes , and soundless too ; +For you have stol'n their buzzing , Antony , +And very wisely threat before you sting . + +Villains ! you did not so when your vile daggers +Hack'd one another in the sides of C sar : +How show'd your teeth like apes , and fawn'd like hounds , +And bow'd like bondmen , kissing C sar's feet ; +Whilst damned Casca , like a cur , behind +Struck C sar on the neck . O you flatterers ! + +Flatterers ! Now , Brutus , thank yourself : +This tongue had not offended so to-day , +If Cassius might have rul'd . + +Come , come , the cause : if arguing make us sweat , +The proof of it will turn to redder drops . +Look ; +I draw a sword against conspirators ; +When think you that the sword goes up again ? +Never , till C sar's three-and-thirty wounds +Be well aveng'd ; or till another C sar +Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors . + +C sar , thou canst not die by traitors' hands , +Unless thou bring'st them with thee . + +So I hope ; +I was not born to die on Brutus' sword . + +O ! if thou wert the noblest of thy strain , +Young man , thou couldst not die more honourable . + +A peevish schoolboy , worthless of such honour , +Join'd with a masquer and a reveller . + +Old Cassius still ! + +Come , Antony ; away ! +Defiance , traitors , hurl we in your teeth . +If you dare fight to-day , come to the field ; +If not , when you have stomachs . + + +Why now , blow wind , swell billow , and swim bark ! +The storm is up , and all is on the hazard . + +Ho ! +Lucilius ! hark , a word with you . + +My lord ? + + +Messala ! + +What says my general ? + +Messala , +This is my birth-day ; as this very day +Was Cassius born . Give me thy hand , Messala : +Be thou my witness that against my will , +As Pompey was , am I compell'd to set +Upon one battle all our liberties . +You know that I held Epicurus strong , +And his opinion ; now I change my mind , +And partly credit things that do presage . +Coming from Sardis , on our former ensign +Two mighty eagles fell , and there they perch'd , +Gorging and feeding from our soldiers' hands ; +Who to Philippi here consorted us : +This morning are they fled away and gone , +And in their stead do ravens , crows , and kites +Fly o'er our heads , and downward look on us , +As we were sickly prey : their shadows seem +A canopy most fatal , under which +Our army lies , ready to give up the ghost . + +Believe not so . + +I but believe it partly , +For I am fresh of spirit and resolv'd +To meet all perils very constantly . + +Even so , Lucilius . + +Now , most noble Brutus , +The gods to-day stand friendly , that we may , +Lovers in peace , lead on our days to age ! +But since the affairs of men rest still incertain , +Let's reason with the worst that may befall . +If we do lose this battle , then is this +The very last time we shall speak together : +What are you then , determined to do ? + +Even by the rule of that philosophy +By which I did blame Cato for the death +Which he did give himself ; I know not how , +But I do find it cowardly and vile , +For fear of what might fall , so to prevent +The time of life : arming myself with patience , +To stay the providence of some high powers +That govern us below . + +Then , if we lose this battle , +You are contented to be led in triumph +Thorough the streets of Rome ? + +No , Cassius , no : think not , thou noble Roman , +That ever Brutus will go bound to Rome ; +He bears too great a mind : but this same day +Must end that work the ides of March begun ; +And whether we shall meet again I know not . +Therefore our everlasting farewell take : +For ever , and for ever , farewell , Cassius ! +If we do meet again , why , we shall smile ; +If not , why then , this parting was well made . + +For ever , and for ever , farewell , Brutus ! +If we do meet again , we'll smile indeed ; +If not , 'tis true this parting was well made . + +Why , then , lead on . O ! that a man might know +The end of this day's business , ere it come ; +But it sufficeth that the day will end , +And then the end is known . Come , ho ! away ! + + +Ride , ride , Messala , ride , and give these bills +Unto the legions on the other side . + +Let them set on at once , for I perceive +But cold demeanour in Octavius' wing , +And sudden push gives them the overthrow . +Ride , ride , Messala : let them all come down . + + +O ! look , Titinius , look , the villains fly : +Myself have to mine own turn'd enemy ; +This ensign here of mine was turning back ; +I slew the coward , and did take it from him . + +O Cassius ! Brutus gave the word too early ; +Who , having some advantage on Octavius , +Took it too eagerly : his soldiers fell to spoil , +Whilst we by Antony are all enclos'd . + + +Fly further off , my lord , fly further off ; +Mark Antony is in your tents , my lord : +Fly , therefore , noble Cassius , fly far off . + +This hill is far enough . Look , look , Titinius ; +Are those my tents where I perceive the fire ? + +They are , my lord . + +Titinius , if thou lov'st me , +Mount thou my horse , and hide thy spurs in him , +Till he have brought thee up to yonder troops +And here again ; that I may rest assur'd +Whether yond troops are friend or enemy . + +I will be here again , even with a thought . + + +Go , Pindarus , get higher on that hill ; +My sight was ever thick ; regard Titinius , +And tell me what thou not'st about the field . + +This day I breathed first ; time is come round , +And where I did begin , there shall I end ; +My life is run his compass . Sirrah , what news ? + +O my lord ! + +What news ? + +Titinius is enclosed round about +With horsemen , that make to him on the spur ; +Yet he spurs on : now they are almost on him ; +Now , Titinius ! now some light ; O ! he lights too : +He's ta'en ; + +and , hark ! they shout for joy . + +Come down ; behold no more . +O , coward that I am , to live so long , +To see my best friend ta'en before my face ! + +Come hither , sirrah : +In Parthia did I take thee prisoner ; +And then I swore thee , saving of thy life , +That whatsoever I did bid thee do , +Thou shouldst attempt it . Come now , keep thine oath ; +Now be a freeman ; and with this good sword , +That ran through C sar's bowels , search this bosom . +Stand not to answer ; here , take thou the hilts ; +And , when my face is cover'd , as 'tis now , +Guide thou the sword . C sar , thou art reveng'd , +Even with the sword that kill'd thee . + + +So , I am free ; yet would not so have been ; +Durst I have done my will . O Cassius , +Far from this country Pindarus shall run , +Where never Roman shall take note of him . + +It is but change , Titinius ; for Octavius +Is overthrown by noble Brutus' power , +As Cassius' legions are by Antony . + +These tidings will well comfort Cassius . + +Where did you leave him ? + +All disconsolate , +With Pindarus his bondman , on this hill . + +Is not that he that lies upon the ground ? + +He lies not like the living . O my heart ! + +Is not that he ? + +No , this was he , Messala , +But Cassius is no more . O setting sun ! +As in thy red rays thou dost sink to-night , +So in his red blood Cassius' day is set ; +The sun of Rome is set . Our day is gone ; +Clouds , dews , and dangers come ; our deeds are done . +Mistrust of my success hath done this deed . + +Mistrust of good success hath done this deed . +O hateful error , melancholy's child ! +Why dost thou show to the apt thoughts of men +The things that are not ? O error ! soon conceiv'd , +Thou never com'st unto a happy birth , +But kill'st the mother that engender'd thee . + +What , Pindarus ! Where art thou , Pindarus ? + +Seek him , Titinius , whilst I go to meet +The noble Brutus , thrusting this report +Into his ears ; I may say , thrusting it ; +For piercing steel and darts envenomed +Shall be as welcome to the ears of Brutus +As tidings of this sight . + +Hie you , Messala , +And I will seek for Pindarus the while . + +Why didst thou send me forth , brave Cassius ? +Did I not meet thy friends ? and did not they +Put on my brows this wreath of victory , +And bid me give it thee ? Didst thou not hear their shouts ? +Alas ! thou hast misconstru'd every thing . +But , hold thee , take this garland on thy brow ; +Thy Brutus bid me give it thee , and I +Will do his bidding . Brutus , come apace , +And see how I regarded Caius Cassius . +By your leave , gods : this is a Roman's part : +Come , Cassius' sword , and find Titinius' heart . + +Where , where , Messala , doth his body lie ? + +Lo , yonder : and Titinius mourning it . + +Titinius' face is upward . + +He is slain . + +O Julius C sar ! thou art mighty yet ! +Thy spirit walks abroad , and turns our swords +In our own proper entrails . + + +Brave Titinius ! +Look whe'r he have not crown'd dead Cassius ! + +Are yet two Romans living such as these ? +The last of all the Romans , fare thee well ! +It is impossible that ever Rome +Should breed thy fellow . Friends , I owe more tears +To this dead man than you shall see me pay . +I shall find time , Cassius , I shall find time . +Come therefore , and to Thassos send his body : +His funerals shall not be in our camp , +Lest it discomfort us . Lucilius , come ; +And come , young Cato ;let us to the field . +Labeo and Flavius , set our battles on : +'Tis three o'clock ; and , Romans , yet ere night +We shall try fortune in a second fight . + + +Yet , countrymen , O ! yet hold up your heads ! + +What bastard doth not ? Who will go with me ? +I will proclaim my name about the field : +I am the son of Marcus Cato , ho ! +A foe to tyrants , and my country's friend ; +I am the son of Marcus Cato , ho ! + +And I am Brutus , Marcus Brutus , I ; +Brutus , my country's friend ; know me for Brutus ! + + +O young and noble Cato , art thou down ? +Why , now thou diest as bravely as Titinius , +And mayst be honour'd being Cato's son . + +Yield , or thou diest . + +Only I yield to die : +There is so much that thou wilt kill me straight . + +Kill Brutus , and be honour'd in his death . + +We must not . A noble prisoner ! + +Room , ho ! Tell Antony , Brutus is ta'en . + +I'll tell the news : here comes the general . + +Brutus is ta'en , my lord . + +Where is he ? + +Safe , Antony ; Brutus is safe enough : +I dare assure thee that no enemy +Shall ever take alive the noble Brutus : +The gods defend him from so great a shame ! +When you do find him , or alive or dead , +He will be found like Brutus , like himself . + +This is not Brutus , friend ; but , I assure you , +A prize no less in worth . Keep this man safe , +Give him all kindness : I had rather have +Such men my friends than enemies . Go on , +And see whe'r Brutus be alive or dead ; +And bring us word unto Octavius' tent , +How every thing is chanc'd . + + +Come , poor remains of friends , rest on this rock . + +Statilius show'd the torch-light ; but , my lord , +He came not back : he is or ta'en or slain . + +Sit thee down , Clitus : slaying is the word ; +It is a deed in fashion . Hark thee , Clitus . + + +What , I , my lord ? No , not for all the world . + +Peace , then ! no words . + +I'll rather kill myself . + +Hark thee , Dardanius . + + +Shall I do such a deed ? + +O , Dardanius ! + +O , Clitus ! + +What ill request did Brutus make to thee ? + +To kill him , Clitus . Look , he meditates . + +Now is that noble vessel full of grief , +That it runs over even at his eyes . + +Come hither , good Volumnius : list a word . + +What says my lord ? + +Why this , Volumnius : +The ghost of C sar hath appear'd to me +Two several times by night ; at Sardis once , +And this last night here in Philippi fields . +I know my hour is come . + +Not so , my lord . + +Nay , I am sure it is , Volumnius . +Thou seest the world , Volumnius , how it goes ; +Our enemies have beat us to the pit : +It is more worthy to leap in ourselves , +Than tarry till they push us . Good Volumnius , +Thou know'st that we two went to school together : +Even for that our love of old , I prithee , +Hold thou my sword-hilts , whilst I run on it . + +That's not an office for a friend , my lord . + + +Fly , fly , my lord ! there is no tarrying here . + +Farewell to you ; and you ; and you , Volumnius . +Strato , thou hast been all this while asleep ; +Farewell to thee too , Strato . Countrymen , +My heart doth joy that yet , in all my life , +I found no man but he was true to me . +I shall have glory by this losing day , +More than Octavius and Mark Antony +By this vile conquest shall attain unto . +So fare you well at once ; for Brutus' tongue +Hath almost ended his life's history : +Night hangs upon mine eyes ; my bones would rest , +That have but labour'd to attain this hour . + + +Fly , my lord , fly . + +Hence ! I will follow . + +I prithee , Strato , stay thou by thy lord : +Thou art a fellow of a good respect ; +Thy life hath had some smatch of honour in it : +Hold then my sword , and turn away thy face , +While I do run upon it . Wilt thou , Strato ? + +Give me your hand first : fare you well , my lord . + +Farewell , good Strato . + +C sar , now be still ; +I kill'd not thee with half so good a will . + +What man is that ? + +My master's man . Strato , where is thy master ? + +Free from the bondage you are in , Messala ; +The conquerors can but make a fire of him ; +For Brutus only overcame himself , +And no man else hath honour by his death . + +So Brutus should be found . I thank thee , Brutus , +That thou hast prov'd Lucilius' saying true . + +All that serv'd Brutus , I will entertain them . +Fellow , wilt thou bestow thy time with me ? + +Ay , if Messala will prefer me to you . + +Do so , good Messala . + +How died my master , Strato ? + +I held the sword , and he did run on it . + +Octavius , then take him to follow thee , +That did the latest service to my master . + +This was the noblest Roman of them all ; +All the conspirators save only he +Did that they did in envy of great C sar ; +He only , in a general honest thought +And common good to all , made one of them . +His life was gentle , and the elements +So mix'd in him that Nature might stand up +And say to all the world , 'This was a man !' + +According to his virtue let us use him , +With all respect and rites of burial . +Within my tent his bones to-night shall lie , +Most like a soldier , order'd honourably . +So , call the field to rest ; and let's away , +To part the glories of this happy day . + +KING LEAR + +I thought the king had more affected the Duke of Albany than Cornwall . + +It did always seem so to us ; but now , in the division of the kingdom , it appears not which of the dukes he values most ; for equalities are so weighed that curiosity in neither can make choice of either's moiety . + +Is not this your son , my lord ? + +His breeding , sir , hath been at my charge : I have so often blushed to acknowledge him , that now I am brazed to it . + +I cannot conceive you . + +Sir , this young fellow's mother could ; whereupon she grew round-wombed , and had , indeed , sir , a son for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed . Do you smell a fault ? + +I cannot wish the fault undone , the issue of it being so proper . + +But I have a son , sir , by order of law , some year elder than this , who yet is no dearer in my account : though this knave came somewhat saucily into the world before he was sent for , yet was his mother fair ; there was good sport at his making , and the whoreson must be acknowledged . Do you know this noble gentleman , Edmund ? + +No , my lord . + +My Lord of Kent : remember him hereafter as my honourable friend . + +My services to your lordship . + +I must love you , and sue to know you better . + +Sir , I shall study deserving . + +He hath been out nine years , and away he shall again . The king is coming . + + +Attend the Lords of France and Burgundy , Gloucester . + +I shall , my liege . + + +Meantime we shall express our darker purpose . +Give me the map there . Know that we have divided +In three our kingdom ; and 'tis our fast intent +To shake all cares and business from our age , +Conferring them on younger strengths , while we +Unburden'd crawl toward death . Our son of Cornwall , +And you , our no less loving son of Albany , +We have this hour a constant will to publish +Our daughters' several dowers , that future strife +May be prevented now . The princes , France and Burgundy , +Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love , +Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn , +And here are to be answer'd . Tell me , my daughters , +Since now we will divest us both of rule , +Interest of territory , cares of state , +Which of you shall we say doth love us most ? +That we our largest bounty may extend +Where nature doth with merit challenge . Goneril , +Our eldest-born , speak first . + +Sir , I love you more than words can wield the matter ; +Dearer than eye-sight , space , and liberty ; +Beyond what can be valu'd , rich or rare ; +No less than life , with grace , health , beauty , honour ; +As much as child e'er lov'd , or father found ; +A love that makes breath poor and speech unable ; +Beyond all manner of so much I love you . + +What shall Cordelia do ? Love , and be silent . + +Of all these bounds , even from this line to this , +With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd , +With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads , +We make thee lady : to thine and Albany's issue +Be this perpetual . What says our second daughter , +Our dearest Regan , wife to Cornwall ? Speak . + +I am made of that self metal as my sister , +And prize me at her worth . In my true heart +I find she names my very deed of love ; +Only she comes too short : that I profess +Myself an enemy to all other joys +Which the most precious square of sense possesses +And find I am alone felicitate +In your dear highness' love . + +Then , poor Cordelia ! +And yet not so ; since , I am sure , my love's +More richer than my tongue . + +To thee and thine , hereditary ever , +Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom , +No less in space , validity , and pleasure , +Than that conferr'd on Goneril . Now , our joy , +Although our last , not least ; to whose young love +The vines of France and milk of Burgundy +Strive to be interess'd ; what can you say to draw +A third more opulent than your sisters ? Speak . + +Nothing , my lord . + +Nothing ? + +Nothing . + +Nothing will come of nothing : speak again . + +Unhappy that I am , I cannot heave +My heart into my mouth : I love your majesty +According to my bond ; nor more nor less . + +How , how , Cordelia ! mend your speech a little , +Lest you may mar your fortunes . + +Good my lord , +You have begot me , bred me , lov'd me : I +Return those duties back as are right fit , +Obey you , love you , and most honour you . +Why have my sisters husbands , if they say +They love you all ? Haply , when I shall wed , +That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry +Half my love with him , half my care and duty : +Sure I shall never marry like my sisters , +To love my father all . + +But goes thy heart with this ? + +Ay , good my lord . + +So young , and so untender ? + +So young , my lord , and true . + +Let it be so ; thy truth then be thy dower : +For , by the sacred radiance of the sun , +The mysteries of Hecate and the night , +By all the operation of the orbs +From whom we do exist and cease to be , +Here I disclaim all my paternal care , +Propinquity and property of blood , +And as a stranger to my heart and me +Hold thee from this for ever . The barbarous Scythian , +Or he that makes his generation messes +To gorge his appetite , shall to my bosom +Be as well neighbour'd , pitied , and reliev'd , +As thou my sometime daughter . + +Good my liege , + +Peace , Kent ! +Come not between the dragon and his wrath . +I lov'd her most , and thought to set my rest +On her kind nursery . Hence , and avoid my sight ! +So be my grave my peace , as here I give +Her father's heart from her ! Call France . Who stirs ? +Call Burgundy . Cornwall and Albany , +With my two daughters' dowers digest the third ; +Let pride , which she calls plainness , marry her . +I do invest you jointly with my power , +Pre-eminence , and all the large effects +That troop with majesty . Ourself by monthly course , +With reservation of a hundred knights , +By you to be sustain'd , shall our abode +Make with you by due turn . Only we shall retain +The name and all th' addition to a king ; +The sway , revenue , execution of the rest , +Beloved sons , be yours : which to confirm , +This coronet part between you . + +Royal Lear , +Whom I have ever honour'd as my king , +Lov'd as my father , as my master follow'd , +As my great patron thought on in my prayers , + +The bow is bent and drawn ; make from the shaft . + +Let it fall rather , though the fork invade +The region of my heart : be Kent unmannerly +When Lear is mad . What wouldst thou do , old man ? +Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak +When power to flattery bows ? To plainness honour's bound +When majesty falls to folly . Reserve thy state ; +And , in thy best consideration , check +This hideous rashness : answer my life my judgment , +Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least ; +Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound +Reverbs no hollowness . + +Kent , on thy life , no more . + +My life I never held but as a pawn +To wage against thine enemies ; nor fear to lose it , +Thy safety being the motive . + +Out of my sight ! + +See better , Lear ; and let me still remain +The true blank of thine eye . + +Now , by Apollo , + +Now , by Apollo , king , +Thou swear'st thy gods in vain . + +O vassal ! miscreant ! + + +Dear sir , forbear . + +Dear sir , forbear . + +Do ; +Kill thy physician , and the fee bestow +Upon the foul disease . Revoke thy gift ; +Or , whilst I can vent clamour from my throat , +I'll tell thee thou dost evil . + +Hear me , recreant ! +On thine allegiance , hear me ! +Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow , +Which we durst never yet ,and , with strain'd pride +To come betwixt our sentence and our power , +Which nor our nature nor our place can hear , +Our potency made good , take thy reward . +Five days we do allot thee for provision +To shield thee from diseases of the world ; +And , on the sixth , to turn thy hated back +Upon our kingdom : if , on the tenth day following +Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions , +The moment is thy death . Away ! By Jupiter , +This shall not be revok'd . + +Fare thee well , king ; sith thus thou wilt appear , +Freedom lives hence , and banishment is here . + + +The gods to their dear shelter take thee , maid , +That justly think'st , and hast most rightly said ! + + +And your large speeches may your deeds approve , +That good effects may spring from words of love . +Thus Kent , O princes ! bids you all adieu ; +He'll shape his old course in a country new . + +Here's France and Burgundy , my noble lord . + +My Lord of Burgundy , +We first address toward you , who with this king +Hath rivall'd for our daughter . What , in the least , +Will you require in present dower with her , +Or cease your quest of love ? + +Most royal majesty , +I crave no more than hath your highness offer'd , +Nor will you tender less . + +Right noble Burgundy , +When she was dear to us we did hold her so , +But now her price is fall'n . Sir , there she stands : +If aught within that little-seeming substance , +Or all of it , with our displeasure piec'd , +And nothing more , may fitly like your Grace , +She's there , and she is yours . + +I know no answer . + +Will you , with those infirmities she owes , +Unfriended , new-adopted to our hate , +Dower'd with our curse , and stranger'd with our oath , +Take her , or leave her ? + +Pardon me , royal sir ; +Election makes not up on such conditions . + +Then leave her , sir ; for , by the power that made me , +I tell you all her wealth . + +For you , great king , +I would not from your love make such a stray +To match you where I hate ; therefore , beseech you +To avert your liking a more worthier way +Than on a wretch whom nature is asham'd +Almost to acknowledge hers . + +This is most strange , +That she , who even but now was your best object , +The argument of your praise , balm of your age , +The best , the dearest , should in this trice of time +Commit a thing so monstrous , to dismantle +So many folds of favour . Sure , her offence +Must be of such unnatural degree +That monsters it , or your fore-vouch'd affection +Fall into taint ; which to believe of her , +Must be a faith that reason without miracle +Could never plant in me . + +I yet beseech your majesty +If for I want that glib and oily art +To speak and purpose not ; since what I well intend , +I'll do 't before I speak that you make known +It is no vicious blot nor other foulness , +No unchaste action , or dishonour'd step , +That hath depriv'd me of your grace and favour , +But even for want of that for which I am richer , +A still-soliciting eye , and such a tongue +That I am glad I have not , though not to have it +Hath lost me in your liking . + +Better thou +Hadst not been born than not to have pleas'd me better . + +Is it but this ? a tardiness in nature +Which often leaves the history unspoke +That it intends to do ? My Lord of Burgundy , +What say you to the lady ? Love is not love +When it is mingled with regards that stand +Aloof from the entire point . Will you have her ? +She is herself a dowry . + +Royal Lear , +Give but that portion which yourself propos'd , +And here I take Cordelia by the hand , +Duchess of Burgundy . + +Nothing : I have sworn ; I am firm . + +I am sorry , then , you have so lost a father +That you must lose a husband . + +Peace be with Burgundy ! +Since that respects of fortune are his love , +I shall not be his wife . + +Fairest Cordelia , that art most rich , being poor ; +Most choice , forsaken ; and most lov'd , despis'd ! +Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon : +Be it lawful I take up what's cast away . +Gods , gods ! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect +My love should kindle to inflam'd respect . +Thy dowerless daughter , king , thrown to my chance , +Is queen of us , of ours , and our fair France : +Not all the dukes of waterish Burgundy +Shall buy this unpriz'd precious maid of me . +Bid them farewell , Cordelia , though unkind : +Thou losest here , a better where to find . + +Thou hast her , France ; let her be thine , for we +Have no such daughter , nor shall ever see +That face of hers again , therefore be gone +Without our grace , our love , our benison . +Come , noble Burgundy . + + +Bid farewell to your sisters . + +The jewels of our father , with wash'd eyes +Cordelia leaves you : I know you what you are ; +And like a sister am most loath to call +Your faults as they are nam'd . Use well our father : +To your professed bosoms I commit him : +But yet , alas ! stood I within his grace , +I would prefer him to a better place . +So farewell to you both . + +Prescribe not us our duties . + +Let your study +Be to content your lord , who hath receiv'd you +At fortune's alms ; you have obedience scanted , +And well are worth the want that you have wanted . + +Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides ; +Who covers faults , at last shame them derides . +Well may you prosper ! + +Come , my fair Cordelia . + + +Sister , it is not little I have to say of what most nearly appertains to us both . I think our father will hence to-night . + +That's most certain , and with you ; next month with us . + +You see how full of changes his age is ; the observation we have made of it hath not been little : he always loved our sister most ; and with what poor judgment he hath now cast her off appears too grossly . + +'Tis the infirmity of his age ; yet he hath ever but slenderly known himself . + +The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash ; then , must we look to receive from his age , not alone the imperfections of long-engraffed condition , but , therewithal the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric years bring with them . + +Such unconstant starts are we like to have from him as this of Kent's banishment . + +There is further compliment of leave-taking between France and him . Pray you , let us hit together : if our father carry authority with such dispositions as he bears , this last surrender of his will but offend us . + +We shall further think on't . + +We must do something , and i' the heat . + + +Thou , Nature , art my goddess ; to thy law +My services are bound . Wherefore should I +Stand in the plague of custom , and permit +The curiosity of nations to deprive me , +For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines +Lag of a brother ? Why bastard ? wherefore base ? +When my dimensions are as well compact , +My mind as generous , and my shape as true , +As honest madam's issue ? Why brand they us +With base ? with baseness ? bastardy ? base , base ? +Who in the lusty stealth of nature take +More composition and fierce quality +Than doth , within a dull , stale , tired bed , +Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops , +Got 'tween asleep and wake ? Well then , +Legitimate Edgar , I must have your land : +Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund +As to the legitimate . Fine word , 'legitimate !' +Well , my legitimate , if this letter speed , +And my invention thrive , Edmund the base +Shall top the legitimate :I grow , I prosper ; +Now , gods , stand up for bastards ! + + +Kent banished thus ! And France in choler parted ! +And the king gone to-night ! subscrib'd his power ! +Confin'd to exhibition ! All this done +Upon the gad ! Edmund , how now ! what news ? + +So please your lordship , none . + + +Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter ? + +I know no news , my lord . + +What paper were you reading ? + +Nothing , my lord . + +No ? What needed then that terrible dispatch of it into your pocket ? the quality of nothing hath not such need to hide itself . Let's see ; come ; if it be nothing , I shall not need spectacles . + +I beseech you , sir , pardon me ; it is a letter from my brother that I have not all o'er-read , and for so much as I have perused , I find it not fit for your o'er-looking . + +Give me the letter , sir . + +I shall offend , either to detain or give it . The contents , as in part I understand them , are to blame . + +Let's see , let's see . + +I hope , for my brother's justification , he wrote this but as an essay or taste of my virtue . + +This policy and reverence of age makes the world bitter to the best of our times ; keeps our fortunes from us till our oldness cannot relish them . I begin to find an idle and fond bondage in the oppression of aged tyranny , who sways , not as it hath power , but as it is suffered . Come to me , that of this I may speak more . If our father would sleep till I waked him , you should enjoy half his revenue for ever , and live the beloved of your brother , + +It was not brought me , my lord ; there's the cunning of it ; I found it thrown in at the casement of my closet . + +You know the character to be your brother's ? + +If the matter were good , my lord , I durst swear it were his ; but , in respect of that , I would fain think it were not . + +It is his . + +It is his hand , my lord ; but I hope his heart is not in the contents . + +Hath he never heretofore sounded you in this business ? + +Never , my lord : but I have often heard him maintain it to be fit that , sons at perfect age , and fathers declined , the father should be as ward to the son , and the son manage his revenue . + +O villain , villain ! His very opinion in the letter ! Abhorred villain ! Unnatural , detested , brutish villain ! worse than brutish ! Go , sirrah , seek him ; I'll apprehend him . Abominable villain ! Where is he ? + +I do not well know , my lord . If it shall please you to suspend your indignation against my brother till you can derive from him better testimony of his intent , you shall run a certain course ; where , if you violently proceed against him , mistaking his purpose , it would make a great gap in your own honour , and shake in pieces the heart of his obedience . I dare pawn down my life for him , that he hath writ this to feel my affection to your honour , and to no other pretence of danger . + +Think you so ? + +If your honour judge it meet , I will place you where you shall hear us confer of this , and by an auricular assurance have your satisfaction ; and that without any further delay than this very evening . + +He cannot be such a monster + +Nor is not , sure . + +to his father , that so tenderly and entirely loves him . Heaven and earth ! Edmund , seek him out ; wind me into him , I pray you : frame the business after your own wisdom . I would unstate myself to be in a due resolution . + +I will seek him , sir , presently ; convey the business as I shall find means , and acquaint you withal . + +These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good to us : though the wisdom of nature can reason it thus and thus , yet nature finds itself scourged by the sequent effects . Love cools , friendship falls off , brothers divide : in cities , mutinies ; in countries , discord ; in palaces , treason ; and the bond cracked between son and father . This villain of mine comes under the prediction ; there's son against father : the king falls from bias of nature ; there's father against child . We have seen the best of our time : machinations , hollowness , treachery , and all ruinous disorders , follow us disquietly to our graves . Find out this villain , Edmund ; it shall lose thee nothing : do it carefully . And the noble and true-hearted Kent banished ! his offence , honesty ! 'Tis strange ! + + +This is the excellent foppery of the world , that , when we are sick in fortune ,often the surfeit of our own behaviour ,we make guilty of our disasters the sun , the moon , and the stars ; as if we were villains by necessity , fools by heavenly compulsion , knaves , thieves , and treachers by spherical predominance , drunkards , liars , and adulterers by an enforced obedience of planetary influence ; and all that we are evil in , by a divine thrusting on : an admirable evasion of whoremaster man , to lay his goatish disposition to the charge of a star ! My father compounded with my mother under the dragon's tail , and my nativity was under ursa major ; so that it follows I am rough and lecherous . 'Sfoot ! I should have been that I am had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing . Edgar + +and pat he comes , like the catastrophe of the old comedy : my cue is villanous melancholy , with a sigh like Tom o' Bedlam . O , these eclipses do portend these divisions ! Fa , sol , la , mi . + +How now , brother Edmund ! What serious contemplation are you in ? + +I am thinking , brother , of a prediction I read this other day , what should follow these eclipses . + +Do you busy yourself with that ? + +I promise you the effects he writes of succeed unhappily ; as of unnaturalness between the child and the parent ; death , dearth , dissolutions of ancient amities ; divisions in state ; menaces and maledictions against king and nobles ; needless diffidences , banishment of friends , dissipation of cohorts , nuptial breaches , and I know not what . + +How long have you been a sectary astronomical ? + +Come , come ; when saw you my father last ? + +The night gone by . + +Spake you with him ? + +Ay , two hours together . + +Parted you in good terms ? Found you no displeasure in him by word or countenance ? + +None at all . + +Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended him ; and at my entreaty forbear his presence till some little time hath qualified the heat of his displeasure , which at this instant so rageth in him that with the mischief of your person it would scarcely allay . + +Some villain hath done me wrong . + +That's my fear . I pray you have a continent forbearance till the speed of his rage goes slower , and , as I say , retire with me to my lodging , from whence I will fitly bring you to hear my lord speak . Pray you , go ; there's my key . If you do stir abroad , go armed . + +Armed , brother ! + +Brother , I advise you to the best ; go armed ; I am no honest man if there be any good meaning toward you ; I have told you what I have seen and heard ; but faintly , nothing like the image and horror of it ; pray you , away . + +Shall I hear from you anon ? + +I do serve you in this business . + +A credulous father , and a brother noble , +Whose nature is so far from doing harms +That he suspects none ; on whose foolish honesty +My practices ride easy ! I see the business . +Let me , if not by birth , have lands by wit : +All with me's meet that I can fashion fit . + + +Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding of his fool ? + +Ay , madam . + +By day and night he wrongs me ; every hour +He flashes into one gross crime or other , +That sets us all at odds : I'll not endure it : +His knights grow riotous , and himself upbraids us +On every trifle . When he returns from hunting +I will not speak with him ; say I am sick : +If you come slack of former services , +You shall do well ; the fault of it I'll answer . + +He's coming , madam ; I hear him . + + +Put on what weary negligence you please , +You and your fellows ; I'd have it come to question : +If he distaste it , let him to my sister , +Whose mind and mine , I know , in that are one , +Not to be over-rul'd . Idle old man , +That still would manage those authorities +That he hath given away ! Now , by my life , +Old fools are babes again , and must be us'd +With cheeks as flatteries , when they are seen abus'd . +Remember what I have said . + +Well , madam . + +And let his knights have colder looks among you ; +What grown of it , no matter ; advise your fellows so : +I would breed from hence occasions , and I shall , +That I may speak : I'll write straight to my sister +To hold my very source . Prepare for dinner . + + +If but as well I other accents borrow , +That can my speech diffuse , my good intent +May carry through itself to that full issue +For which I raz'd my likeness . Now , banish'd Kent , +If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd , +So may it come , thy master , whom thou lov'st , +Shall find thee full of labours . + + +Let me not stay a jot for dinner : go , get it ready . + +How now ! what art thou ? + +A man , sir . + +What dost thou profess ? What wouldst thou with us ? + +I do profess to be no less than I seem ; to serve him truly that will put me in trust ; to love him that is honest ; to converse with him that is wise , and says little ; to fear judgment ; to fight when I cannot choose ; and to eat no fish . + +What art thou ? + +A very honest-hearted fellow , and as poor as the king . + +If thou be as poor for a subject as he is for a king , thou art poor enough . What wouldst thou ? + +Service . + +Whom wouldst thou serve ? + +You . + +Dost thou know me , fellow ? + +No , sir ; but you have that in your countenance which I would fain call master . + +What's that ? + +Authority . + +What services canst thou do ? + +I can keep honest counsel , ride , run , mar a curious tale in telling it , and deliver a plain message bluntly ; that which ordinary men are fit for , I am qualified in , and the best of me is diligence . + +How old art thou ? + +Not so young , sir , to love a woman for singing , nor so old to dote on her for any thing ; I have years on my back forty-eight . + +Follow me ; thou shalt serve me ; if I like thee no worse after dinner I will not part from thee yet . Dinner , ho ! dinner ! Where's my knave ? my fool ? Go you and call my fool hither . + + +You , you , sirrah , where's my daughter ? + +So please you , + + +What says the fellow there ? Call the clotpoll back . + +Where's my fool , ho ? I think the world's asleep . How now ! where's that mongrel ? + + +He says , my lord , your daughter is not well . + +Why came not the slave back to me when I called him ? + +Sir , he answered me in the roundest manner , he would not . + +He would not ! + +My lord , I know not what the matter is ; but , to my judgment , your highness is not entertained with that ceremonious affection as you were wont ; there's a great abatement of kindness appears as well in the general dependants as in the duke himself also and your daughter . + +Ha ! sayest thou so ? + +I beseech you , pardon me , my lord , if I be mistaken ; for my duty cannot be silent when I think your highness wronged . + +Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception : I have perceived a most faint neglect of late ; which I have rather blamed as mine own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence and purpose of unkindness : I will look further into 't . But where's my fool ? I have not seen him this two days . + +Since my young lady's going into France , sir , the fool hath much pined him away . + +No more of that ; I have noted it well . +Go you and tell my daughter I would speak with her . + +Go you , call hither my fool . + +O ! you sir , you , come you hither , sir . Who am + +I , sir ? + +My lady's father . + +'My lady's father !' my lord's knave : you whoreson dog ! you slave ! you cur ! + +I am none of these , my lord ; I beseech your pardon . + +Do you bandy looks with me , you rascal ? + + +I'll not be struck , my lord . + +Nor tripped neither , you base football player . + + +I thank thee , fellow ; thou servest me , and I'll love thee . + +Come , sir , arise , away ! I'll teach you differences : away , away ! If you will measure your lubber's length again , tarry ; but away ! +Go to ; have you wisdom ? so . + + +Now , my friendly knave , I thank thee : there's earnest of thy service . + +Let me hire him too : here's my coxcomb . + + +How now , my pretty knave ! how dost thou ? + +Sirrah , you were best take my coxcomb . + +Why , fool ? + +Why ? for taking one's part that's out of favour . Nay , an thou canst not smile as the wind sits , thou'lt catch cold shortly : there , take my coxcomb . Why , this fellow has banished two on 's daughters , and did the third a blessing against his will : if thou follow him thou must needs wear my coxcomb . How now , nuncle ! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters ! + +Why , my boy ? + +If I gave them all my living , I'd keep my coxcombs myself . There's mine ; beg another of thy daughters . + +Take heed , sirrah ; the whip . + +Truth's a dog must to kennel ; he must be whipped out when Lady the brach may stand by the fire and stink . + +A pestilent gall to me ! + +Sirrah , I'll teach' thee a speech . + +Do . + +Mark it , nuncle : + +Have more than thou showest , +Speak less than thou knowest , +Lend less than thou owest , +Ride more than thou goest , +Learn more than thou trowest , +Set less than thou throwest ; +Leave thy drink and thy whore , +And keep in-a-door , +And thou shalt have more +Than two tens to a score . + + +This is nothing , fool . + +Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer , you gave me nothing for 't . Can you make no use of nothing , nuncle ? + +Why , no , boy ; nothing can be made out of nothing . + +Prithee , tell him , so much the rent of his land comes to : he will not believe a fool . + +A bitter fool ! + +Dost thou know the difference , my boy , between a bitter fool and a sweet fool ? + +No , lad ; teach me . + + +That lord that counsell'd thee +To give away thy land , +Come place him here by me , +Do thou for him stand : +The sweet and bitter fool +Will presently appear ; +The one in motley here , +The other found out there . + + +Dost thou call me fool , boy ? + +All thy other titles thou hast given away ; that thou wast born with . + +This is not altogether fool , my lord . + +No , faith , lords and great men will not let me ; if I had a monopoly out , they would have part on 't , and ladies too : they will not let me have all fool to myself ; they'll be snatching . Nuncle , give me an egg , and I'll give thee two crowns . + +What two crowns shall they be ? + +Why , after I have cut the egg i' the middle and eat up the meat , the two crowns of the egg . When thou clovest thy crown i' the middle , and gavest away both parts , thou borest thine ass on thy back o'er the dirt : thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown when thou gavest thy golden one away . If I speak like myself in this , let him be whipped that first finds it so . + +Fools had ne'er less grace in a year ; +For wise men are grown foppish , +And know not how their wits to wear , +Their manners are so apish . + + +When were you wont to be so full of songs , sirrah ? + +I have used it , nuncle , ever since thou madest thy daughters thy mothers ; for when thou gavest them the rod and puttest down thine own breeches , + +Then they for sudden joy did weep , +And I for sorrow sung , +That such a king should play bo-peep , +And go the fools among . + +Prithee , nuncle , keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to lie : I would fain learn to lie . + +An you lie , sirrah , we'll have you whipped . + +I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are : they'll have me whipped for speaking true , thou'lt have me whipped for lying ; and sometimes I am whipped for holding my peace . I had rather be any kind o' thing than a fool ; and yet I would not be thee , nuncle ; thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides , and left nothing i' the middle : here comes one o' the parings . + + +How now , daughter ! what makes that frontlet on ? Methinks you are too much of late i' the frown . + +Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for her frowning ; now thou art an O without a figure . I am better than thou art now ; I am a fool , thou art nothing . + +Yes , forsooth , I will hold my tongue ; so your face bids me , though you say nothing . + +Mum , mum ; +He that keeps nor crust nor crumb , +Weary of all , shall want some . + +That's a shealed peascod . + + +Not only , sir , this your all-licens'd fool , +But other of your insolent retinue +Do hourly carp and quarrel , breaking forth +In rank and not-to-be-endured riots . Sir , +I had thought , by making this well known unto you , +To have found a safe redress ; but now grow fearful , +By what yourself too late have spoke and done . +That you protect this course , and put it on +By your allowance ; which if you should , the fault +Would not 'scape censure , nor the redresses sleep , +Which , in the tender of a wholesome weal , +Might in their working do you that offence , +Which else were shame , that then necessity +Will call discreet proceeding . + +For you trow , nuncle , + +The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long , +That it had it head bit off by it young . + +So out went the candle , and we were left darkling . + +Are you our daughter ? + +I would you would make use of your good wisdom , +Whereof I know you are fraught ; and put away +These dispositions which of late transform you +From what you rightly are . + +May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse ? Whoop , Jug ! I love thee . + +Does any here know me ? This is not Lear : +Does Lear walk thus ? speak thus ? Where are his eyes ? +Either his notion weakens , his discernings +Are lethargied . Ha ! waking ? 'tis not so . +Who is it that can tell me who I am ? + +Lear's shadow . + +I would learn that ; for , by the marks of sovereignty , knowledge and reason , I should be false persuaded I had daughters . + +Which they will make an obedient father . + +Your name , fair gentlewoman ? + +This admiration , sir , is much o' the favour +Of other your new pranks . I do beseech you +To understand my purposes aright : +As you are old and reverend , should be wise . +Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires ; +Men so disorder'd , so debosh'd , and bold , +That this our court , infected with their manners , +Shows like a riotous inn : epicurism and lust +Make it more like a tavern or a brothel +Than a grac'd palace . The shame itself doth speak +For instant remedy ; be then desir'd +By her that else will take the thing she begs , +A little to disquantity your train ; +And the remainder , that shall still depend , +To be such men as may besort your age , +Which know themselves and you . + +Darkness and devils ! +Saddle my horses ; call my train together . +Degenerate bastard ! I'll not trouble thee : +Yet have I left a daughter . + +You strike my people , and your disorder'd rabble +Make servants of their betters . + + +Woe , that too late repents ; + + +O ! sir , are you come ? +Is it your will ? Speak , sir . Prepare my horses . +Ingratitude , thou marble-hearted fiend , +More hideous , when thou show'st thee in a child , +Than the sea-monster . + +Pray , sir , be patient . + +Detested kite ! thou liest : +My train are men of choice and rarest parts , +That all particulars of duty know , +And in the most exact regard support +The worships of their name . O most small fault , +How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show ! +Which , like an engine , wrench'd my frame of nature +From the fix'd place , drew from my heart all love , +And added to the gall . O Lear , Lear , Lear ! +Beat at this gate , that let thy folly in , + +And thy dear judgment out ! Go , go , my people . + +My lord , I am guiltless , as I am ignorant +Of what hath mov'd you . + +It may be so , my lord . +Hear , Nature , hear ! dear goddess , hear ! +Suspend thy purpose , if thou didst intend +To make this creature fruitful ! +Into her womb convey sterility ! +Dry up in her the organs of increase , +And from her derogate body never spring +A babe to honour her ! If she must teem , +Create her child of spleen , that it may live +And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her ! +Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth , +With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks , +Turn all her mother's pains and benefits +To laughter and contempt , that she may feel +How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is +To have a thankless child ! Away , away ! + + +Now , gods that we adore , whereof comes this ? + +Never afflict yourself to know the cause ; +But let his disposition have that scope +That dotage gives it . + + +What ! fifty of my followers at a clap , +Within a fortnight ? + +What's the matter , sir ? + +I'll tell thee . + +Life and death ! I am asham'd +That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus , +That these hot tears , which break from me perforce , +Should make thee worth them . Blasts and fogs upon thee ! +Th' untented woundings of a father's curse +Pierce every sense about thee ! Old fond eyes , +Beweep this cause again , I'll pluck ye out , +And cast you , with the waters that you lose , +To temper clay . Yea , is it come to this ? +Let it be so : I have another daughter , +Who , I am sure , is kind and comfortable : +When she shall hear this of thee , with her nails +She'll flay thy wolvish visage . Thou shalt find +That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think +I have cast off for ever ; thou shalt , I warrant thee . + + +Do you mark that ? + +I cannot be so partial , Goneril , +To the great love I bear you . + +Pray you , content . What , Oswald , ho ! + + +You , sir , more knave than fool , after your master . + +Nuncle Lear , nuncle Lear ! tarry , and take the fool with thee . + +A fox , when one has caught her , +And such a daughter , +Should sure to the slaughter , +If my cap would buy a halter ; +So the fool follows after . + +This man hath had good counsel . A hundred knights ! +'Tis politic and safe to let him keep +At point a hundred knights ; yes , that on every dream , +Each buzz , each fancy , each complaint , dislike , +He may enguard his dotage with their powers , +And hold our lives in mercy . Oswald , I say ! + +Well , you may fear too far . + +Safer than trust too far . +Let me still take away the harms I fear , +Not fear still to be taken : I know his heart . +What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister ; +If she sustain him and his hundred knights , +When I have show'd the unfitness , + + +How now , Oswald ! + +What ! have you writ that letter to my sister ? + +Ay , madam . + +Take you some company , and away to horse : +Inform her full of my particular fear ; +And thereto add such reasons of your own +As may compact it more . Get you gone , +And hasten your return . + +No , no , my lord , +This milky gentleness and course of yours +Though I condemn not , yet , under pardon , +You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom +Than prais'd for harmful mildness . + +How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell : +Striving to better , oft we mar what's well . + +Nay , then + +Well , well ; the event . + + +Go you before to Gloucester with these letters . Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you know than comes from her demand out of the letter . If your diligence be not speedy I shall be there before you . + +I will not sleep , my lord , till I have delivered your letter . + + +If a man's brains were in 's heels , were't not in danger of kibes ? + +Ay , boy . + +Then , I prithee , be merry ; thy wit shall not go slip-shod . + +Ha , ha , ha ! + +Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly ; for though she's as like this as a crab is like an apple , yet I can tell what I can tell . + +What canst tell , boy ? + +She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab . Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i' the middle on 's face ? + +No . + +Why , to keep one's eyes of either side's nose , that what a man cannot smell out , he may spy into . + +I did her wrong , + +Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell ? + +No . + +Nor I neither ; but I can tell why a snail has a house . + +Why ? + +Why , to put his head in ; not to give it away to his daughters , and leave his horns without a case . + +I will forget my nature . So kind a father ! Be my horses ready ? + +Thy asses are gone about 'em . The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason . + +Because they are not eight ? + +Yes , indeed : thou wouldst make a good fool . + +To take it again perforce ! Monster ingratitude ! + +If thou wert my fool , nuncle , I'd have thee beaten for being old before thy time . + +How's that ? + +Thou shouldst not have been old before thou hadst been wise . + +O ! let me not be mad , not mad , sweet heaven ; +Keep me in temper ; I would not be mad ! + +How now ! Are the horses ready ? + +Ready , my lord . + +Come , boy . + +She that's a maid now , and laughs at my departure , +Shall not be a maid long , unless things be cut shorter . + +Save thee , Curan . + +And you , sir . I have been with your father , and given him notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his duchess will be here with him to-night . + +How comes that ? + +Nay , I know not . You have heard of the news abroad ? I mean the whispered ones , for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments ? + +Not I : pray you , what are they ? + +Have you heard of no likely wars toward , 'twixt the Dukes of Cornwall and Albany ? + +Not a word . + +You may do then , in time . Fare you well , sir . + + +The duke be here to-night ! The better ! best ! +This weaves itself perforce into my business . +My father hath set guard to take my brother ; +And I have one thing , of a queasy question , +Which I must act . Briefness and fortune , work ! +Brother , a word ; descend : brother , I say ! + + +My father watches : O sir ! fly this place ; +Intelligence is given where you are hid ; +You have now the good advantage of the night . +Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall ? +He's coming hither , now , i' the night , i' the haste , +And Regan with him ; have you nothing said +Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany ? + +Advise yourself . + +I am sure on 't , not a word . + +I hear my father coming ; pardon me ; +In cunning I must draw my sword upon you ; +Draw ; seem to defend yourself ; now 'quit you well . +Yield ;come before my father . Light , ho ! here ! +Fly , brother . Torches ! torches ! So , farewell . + +Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion + +Of my more fierce endeavour : I have seen drunkards +Do more than this in sport . Father ! father ! +Stop , stop ! No help ? + + +Now , Edmund , where's the villain ? + +Here stood he in the dark , his sharp sword out , +Mumbling of wicked charms , conjuring the moon +To stand auspicious mistress . + +But where is he ? + +Look , sir , I bleed . + +Where is the villain , Edmund ? + +Fled this way , sir . When by no means he could + +Pursue him , ho ! Go after . + +'By no means' what ? + +Persuade me to the murder of your lordship ; +But that I told him , the revenging gods +'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend ; +Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond +The child was bound to the father ; sir , in fine , +Seeing how loathly opposite I stood +To his unnatural purpose , in fell motion , +With his prepared sword he charges home +My unprovided body , lanc'd mine arm : +But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits +Bold in the quarrel's right , rous'd to the encounter , +Or whether gasted by the noise I made , +Full suddenly he fled . + +Let him fly far : +Not in this land shall he remain uncaught ; +And found dispatch . The noble duke my master , +My worthy arch and patron , comes to-night : +By his authority I will proclaim it , +That he which finds him shall deserve our thanks , +Bringing the murderous coward to the stake ; +He that conceals him , death . + +When I dissuaded him from his intent , +And found him pight to do it , with curst speech +I threaten'd to discover him : he replied , +'Thou unpossessing bastard ! dost thou think , +If I would stand against thee , would the reposal +Of any trust , virtue , or worth , in thee +Make thy words faith'd ? No : what I should deny , +As this I would ; ay , though thou didst produce +My very character ,I'd turn it all +To thy suggestion , plot , and damned practice : +And thou must make a dullard of the world , +If they not thought the profits of my death +Were very pregnant and potential spurs +To make thee seek it .' + +Strong and fasten'd villain ! +Would he deny his letter ? I never got him . + +Hark ! the duke's trumpets . I know not why he comes . +All ports I'll bar ; the villain shall not 'scape ; +The duke must grant me that : besides , his picture +I will send far and near , that all the kingdom +May have due note of him ; and of my land , +Loyal and natural boy , I'll work the means +To make thee capable . + + +How now , my noble friend ! since I came hither , +Which I can call but now ,I have heard strange news . + +If it be true , all vengeance comes too short +Which can pursue the offender . How dost , my lord ? + +O ! madam , my old heart is crack'd , it's crack'd . + +What ! did my father's godson seek your life ? +He whom my father nam'd ? your Edgar ? + +O ! lady , lady , shame would have it hid . + +Was he not companion with the riotous knights +That tend upon my father ? + +I know not , madam ; 'tis too bad , too bad . + +Yes , madam , he was of that consort . + +No marvel then though he were ill affected ; +'Tis they have put him on the old man's death , +To have the expense and waste of his revenues . +I have this present evening from my sister +Been well-inform'd of them , and with such cautions +That if they come to sojourn at my house , +I'll not be there . + +Nor I , assure thee , Regan . +Edmund , I hear that you have shown your father +A child-like office . + +'Twas my duty , sir . + +He did bewray his practice ; and receiv'd +This hurt you see , striving to apprehend him . + +Is he pursu'd ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +If he be taken he shall never more +Be fear'd of doing harm ; make your own purpose , +How in my strength you please . For you , Edmund , +Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant +So much commend itself , you shall be ours : +Natures of such deep trust we shall much need ; +You we first seize on . + +I shall serve you , sir , +Truly , however else . + +For him I thank your Grace . + +You know not why we came to visit you , + +Thus out of season , threading dark-ey'd night : +Occasions , noble Gloucester , of some prize , +Wherein we must have use of your advice . +Our father he hath writ , so hath our sister , +Of differences , which I best thought it fit +To answer from our home ; the several messengers +From hence attend dispatch . Our good old friend , +Lay comforts to your bosom , and bestow +Your needful counsel to our businesses , +Which craves the instant use . + +I serve you , madam . +Your Graces are right welcome . + + +Good dawning to thee , friend : art of this house ? + +Ay . + +Where may we set our horses ? + +I' the mire . + +Prithee , if thou lovest me , tell me . + +I love thee not . + +Why , then I care not for thee . + +If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold , I would make thee care for me . + +Why dost thou use me thus ? I know thee not . + +Fellow , I know thee . + +What dost thou know me for ? + +A knave , a rascal , an eater of broken meats ; a base , proud , shallow , beggarly , three-suited , hundred-pound , filthy , worsted-stocking knave ; a lily-liver'd , action-taking knave ; a whoreson , glass-gazing , superserviceable , finical rogue ; one-trunk-inheriting slave ; one that wouldst be a bawd , in way of good service , and art nothing but the composition of a knave , beggar , coward , pandar , and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch : one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition . + +Why , what a monstrous fellow art thou , thus to rail on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee ! + +What a brazen-faced varlet art thou , to deny thou knowest me ! Is it two days since I tripped up thy heels and beat thee before the king ? Draw , you rogue ; for , though it be night , yet the moon shines : I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you . + +Draw , you whoreson , cullionly , barber-monger , draw . + +Away ! I have nothing to do with thee . + +Draw , you rascal ; you come with letters against the king , and take vanity the pupet's part against the royalty of her father . Draw , you rogue , or I'll so carbonado your shanks : draw , you rascal ; come your ways . + +Help , ho ! murder ! help ! + +Strike , you slave ; stand , rogue , stand ; you neat slave , strike . + + +Help , oh ! murder ! murder ! + + +How now ! What's the matter ? + + +With you , goodman boy , if you please : come , +I'll flesh ye ; come on , young master . + + +Weapons ! arms ! What's the matter here ? + +Keep peace , upon your lives : +He dies that strikes again . What is the matter ? + +The messengers from our sister and the king . + +What is your difference ? speak . + +I am scarce in breath , my lord . + +No marvel , you have so bestirred your valour . You cowardly rascal , nature disclaims in thee : a tailor made thee . + +Thou art a strange fellow ; a tailor make a man ? + +Ay , a tailor , sir : a stone-cutter or a painter could not have made him so ill , though they had been but two hours o' the trade . + +Speak yet , how grew your quarrel ? + +This ancient ruffian , sir , whose life I have spar'd at suit of his grey beard , + +Thou whoreson zed ! thou unnecessary letter ! My lord , if you will give me leave , I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar , and daub the wall of a jakes with him . Spare my grey beard , you wagtail ? + +Peace , sirrah ! +You beastly knave , know you no reverence ? + +Yes , sir ; but anger hath a privilege . + +Why art thou angry ? + +That such a slave as this should wear a sword , +Who wears no honesty . Such smiling rogues as these , +Like rats , oft bite the holy cords a-twain +Which are too intrinse t' unloose ; smooth every passion +That in the natures of their lords rebel ; +Bring oil to fire , snow to their colder moods ; +Renege , affirm , and turn their halcyon beaks +With every gale and vary of their masters , +Knowing nought , like dogs , but following . +A plague upon your epileptic visage ! +Smile you my speeches , as I were a fool ? +Goose , if I had you upon Sarum plain , +I'd drive ye cackling home to Camelot . + +What ! art thou mad , old fellow ? + +How fell you out ? say that . + +No contraries hold more antipathy +Than I and such a knave . + +Why dost thou call him knave ? What is his fault ? + +His countenance likes me not . + +No more , perchance , does mine , nor his , nor hers . + +Sir , 'tis my occupation to be plain : +I have seen better faces in my time +Than stands on any shoulder that I see +Before me at this instant . + +This is some fellow , +Who , having been prais'd for bluntness , doth affect +A saucy roughness , and constrains the garb +Quite from his nature : he cannot flatter , he , +An honest mind and plain , he must speak truth : +An they will take it , so ; if not , he's plain . +These kind of knaves I know , which in this plainness +Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends +Than twenty silly-ducking observants , +That stretch their duties nicely . + +Sir , in good sooth , in sincere verity , +Under the allowance of your grand aspect , +Whose influence , like the wreath of radiant fire +On flickering Ph bus' front , + +What mean'st by this ? + +To go out of my dialect , which you discommend so much . I know , sir , I am no flatterer : he that beguiled you in a plain accent was a plain knave ; which for my part I will not be , though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to 't . + +What was the offence you gave him ? + +I never gave him any : +It pleas'd the king his master very late +To strike at me , upon his misconstruction ; +When he , conjunct , and flattering his displeasure , +Tripp'd me behind ; being down , insulted , rail'd , +And put upon him such a deal of man , +That worthied him , got praises of the king +For him attempting who was self-subdu'd ; +And , in the fleshment of this dread exploit , +Drew on me here again . + +None of these rogues and cowards +But Ajax is their fool . + +Fetch forth the stocks ! +You stubborn ancient knave , you reverend braggart , +We'll teach you . + +Sir , I am too old to learn , +Call not your stocks for me ; I serve the king , +On whose employment I was sent to you ; +You shall do small respect , show too bold malice +Against the grace and person of my master , +Stocking his messenger . + +Fetch forth the stocks ! As I have life and honour , +There shall he sit till noon . + +Till noon ! Till night , my lord ; and all night too . + +Why , madam , if I were your father's dog , +You should not use me so . + +Sir , being his knave , I will . + +This is a fellow of the self-same colour +Our sister speaks of . Come , bring away the stocks . + + +Let me beseech your Grace not to do so . +His fault is much , and the good king his master +Will check him for't : your purpos'd low correction +Is such as basest and contemned'st wretches +For pilferings and most common trespasses +Are punish'd with : the king must take it ill , +That he , so slightly valu'd in his messenger , +Should have him thus restrain'd . + +I'll answer that . + +My sister may receive it much more worse +To have her gentleman abus'd , assaulted , +For following her affairs . Put in his legs . + +Come , my good lord , away . + + +I am sorry for thee , friend ; 'tis the duke's pleasure , +Whose disposition , all the world well knows , +Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd ; I'll entreat for thee . + +Pray , do not , sir . I have watch'd and travell'd hard ; +Some time I shall sleep out , the rest I'll whistle . +A good man's fortune may grow out at heels : +Give you good morrow ! + +The duke's to blame in this ; 'twill be ill taken . + + +Good king , that must approve the common saw , +Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st +To the warm sun . +Approach , thou beacon to this under globe , +That by thy comfortable beams I may +Peruse this letter . Nothing almost sees miracles +But misery : I know 'tis from Cordelia , +Who hath most fortunately been inform'd +Of my obscured course ; and shall find time +From this enormous state , seeking to give +Losses their remedies . All weary and o'erwatch'd , +Take vantage , heavy eyes , not to behold +This shameful lodging . +Fortune , good night , smile once more ; turn thy wheel ! + + +I heard myself proclaim'd ; +And by the happy hollow of a tree +Escap'd the hunt . No port is free ; no place , +That guard , and most unusual vigilance , +Does not attend my taking . While I may 'scape +I will preserve myself ; and am bethought +To take the basest and most poorest shape +That ever penury , in contempt of man , +Brought near to beast ; my face I'll grime with filth , +Blanket my loins , elf all my hair in knots , +And with presented nakedness outface +The winds and persecutions of the sky . +The country gives me proof and precedent +Of Bedlam beggars , who with roaring voices , +Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms +Pins , wooden pricks , nails , sprigs of rosemary ; +And with this horrible object , from low farms , +Poor pelting villages , sheep-cotes , and mills , +Sometime with lunatic bans , sometime with prayers , +Enforce their charity . Poor Turlygood ! poor Tom ! +That's something yet : Edgar I nothing am . + + +'Tis strange that they should so depart from home , +And not send back my messenger . + +As I learn'd , +The night before there was no purpose in them +Of this remove . + +Hail to thee , noble master ! + +Ha ! +Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime ? + +No , my lord . + +Ha , ha ! he wears cruel garters . Horses are tied by the head , dogs and bears by the neck , monkeys by the loins , and men by the legs : when a man is over-lusty at legs , then he wears wooden nether-stocks . + +What's he that hath so much thy place mistook +To set thee here ? + +It is both he and she , +Your son and daughter . + +No . + +Yes . + +No , I say . + +I say , yea . + +No , no ; they would not . + +Yes , they have . + +By Jupiter , I swear , no . + +By Juno , I swear , ay . + +They durst not do't ; +They could not , would not do 't ; 'tis worse than murder , +To do upon respect such violent outrage . +Resolve me , with all modest haste , which way +Thou mightst deserve , or they impose , this usage , +Coming from us . + +My lord , when at their home +I did commend your highness' letters to them , +Ere I was risen from the place that show'd +My duty kneeling , there came a reeking post , +Stew'd in his haste , half breathless , panting forth +From Goneril his mistress salutations ; +Deliver'd letters , spite of intermission , +Which presently they read : on whose contents +They summon'd up their meiny , straight took horse ; +Commanded me to follow , and attend +The leisure of their answer ; gave me cold looks : +And meeting here the other messenger , +Whose welcome , I perceiv'd , had poison'd mine , +Being the very fellow which of late +Display'd so saucily against your highness , +Having more man than wit about me ,drew : +He rais'd the house with loud and coward cries . +Your son and daughter found this trespass worth +The shame which here it suffers . + +Winter's not gone yet , if the wild geese fly that way . + +Fathers that wear rags +Do make their children blind , +But fathers that bear bags +Shall see their children kind . +Fortune , that arrant whore , +Ne'er turns the key to the poor . + +But for all this thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters as thou canst tell in a year . + +O ! how this mother swells up toward my heart ; +Hysterica passio ! down , thou climbing sorrow ! +Thy element's below . Where is this daughter ? + +With the earl , sir : here within . + +Follow me not ; stay here . + + +Made you no more offence than what you speak of ? + +None . +How chance the king comes with so small a number ? + +An thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that question , thou hadst well deserved it . + +Why , fool ? + +We'll set thee to school to an ant , to teach thee there's no labouring i' the winter . All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men ; and there's not a nose among twenty but can smell him that's stinking . Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill , lest it break thy neck with following it ; but the great one that goes up the hill , let him draw thee after . When a wise man gives thee better counsel , give me mine again : I would have none but knaves follow it , since a fool gives it . + +That sir which serves and seeks for gain , +And follows but for form , +Will pack when it begins to rain , +And leave thee in the storm . +But I will tarry ; the fool will stay , +And let the wise man fly : +The knave turns fool that runs away ; +The fool no knave , perdy . + + +Where learn'd you this , fool ? + +Not i' the stocks , fool . + + +Deny to speak with me ! They are sick ! they are weary , +They have travell'd hard to-night ! Mere fetches , +The images of revolt and flying off . +Fetch me a better answer . + +My dear lord , +You know the fiery quality of the duke ; +How unremovable and fix'd he is +In his own course . + +Vengeance ! plague ! death ! confusion ! +Fiery ! what quality ? Why , Gloucester , Gloucester , +I'd speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife . + +Well , my good lord , I have inform'd them so . + +Inform'd them ! Dost thou understand me , man ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +The king would speak with Cornwall ; the dear father +Would with his daughter speak , commands her service : +Are they inform'd of this ? My breath and blood ! +Fiery ! the fiery duke ! Tell the hot duke that +No , but not yet ; may be he is not well : +Infirmity doth still neglect all office +Whereto our health is bound ; we are not ourselves +When nature , being oppress'd , commands the mind +To suffer with the body . I'll forbear ; +And am fall'n out with my more headier will , +To take the indispos'd and sickly fit +For the sound man . Death on my state ! + +Wherefore +Should he sit here ? This act persuades me +That this remotion of the duke and her +Is practice only . Give me my servant forth . +Go , tell the duke and's wife I'd speak with them , +Now , presently : bid them come forth and hear me , +Or at their chamber-door I'll beat the drum +Till it cry sleep to death . + +I would have all well betwixt you . + + +O , me ! my heart , my rising heart ! but , down ! + +Cry to it , nuncle , as the cockney did to the eels when she put 'em i' the paste alive ; she knapped 'em o' the coxcombs with a stick , and cried , 'Down , wantons , down !' 'Twas her brother that , in pure kindness to his horse , buttered his hay . + + +Good morrow to you both . + +Hail to your Grace ! + + +I am glad to see your highness . + +Regan , I think you are ; I know what reason +I have to think so : if thou shouldst not be glad , +I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb , +Sepulchring an adult'ress . + +O ! are you free ? +Some other time for that . Beloved Regan , +Thy sister's naught : O Regan ! she hath tied +Sharp-tooth'd unkindness , like a vulture , here : + +I can scarce speak to thee ; thou'lt not believe +With how deprav'd a quality O Regan ! + +I pray you , sir , take patience . I have hope +You less know how to value her desert +Than she to scant her duty . + +Say , how is that ? + +I cannot think my sister in the least +Would fail her obligation : if , sir , perchance +She have restrain'd the riots of your followers , +'Tis on such ground , and to such wholesome end , +As clears her from all blame . + +My curses on her ! + +O , sir ! you are old ; +Nature in you stands on the very verge +Of her confine : you should be rul'd and led +By some discretion that discerns your state +Better than you yourself . Therefore I pray you +That to our sister you do make return ; +Say , you have wrong'd her , sir . + +Ask her forgiveness ? +Do you but mark how this becomes the house : +'Dear daughter , I confess that I am old ; +Age is unnecessary : on my knees I beg + +That you'll vouchsafe me raiment , bed , and food .' + +Good sir , no more ; these are unsightly tricks : +Return you to my sister . + +Never , Regan . +She hath abated me of half my train ; +Look'd black upon me ; struck me with her tongue , +Most serpent-like , upon the very heart . +All the stor'd vengeances of heaven fall +On her ingrateful top ! Strike her young bones , +You taking airs , with lameness ! + +Fie , air , fie ! + +You nimble lightnings , dart your blinding flames +Into her scornful eyes ! Infect her beauty , +You fen-suck'd fogs , drawn by the powerful sun , +To fall and blast her pride ! + +O the blest gods ! So will you wish on me , +When the rash mood is on . + +No , Regan , thou shalt never have my curse : +Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give +Thee o'er to harshness : her eyes are fierce , but thine +Do comfort and not burn . 'Tis not in thee +To grudge my pleasures , to cut off my train , +To bandy hasty words , to scant my sizes , +And , in conclusion , to oppose the bolt +Against my coming in : thou better know'st +The offices of nature , bond of childhood , +Effects of courtesy , dues of gratitude ; +Thy half o' the kingdom hast thou not forgot , +Wherein I thee endow'd . + +Good sir , to the purpose . + +Who put my man i' the stocks ? + + +What trumpet's that ? + +I know't , my sister's ; this approves her letter , +That she would soon be here . Is your lady come ? + + +This is a slave , whose easy-borrow'd pride +Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows . +Out , varlet , from my sight ! + +What means your Grace ? + +Who stock'd my servant ? Regan , I have good hope +Thou didst not know on 't . Who comes here ? O heavens , + + +If you do love old men , if your sweet sway +Allow obedience , if yourselves are old , +Make it your cause ; send down and take my part ! + + +Art not asham'd to look upon this beard ? + +O Regan , wilt thou take her by the hand ? + +Why not by the hand , sir ? How have I offended ? +All's not offence that indiscretion finds +And dotage terms so . + +O sides ! you are too tough ; +Will you yet hold ? How came my man i' the stocks ? + +I set him there , sir : but his own disorders +Deserv'd much less advancement . + +You ! did you ? + +I pray you , father , being weak , seem so . +If , till the expiration of your month , +You will return and sojourn with my sister , +Dismissing half your train , come then to me : +I am now from home , and out of that provision +Which shall be needful for your entertainment . + +Return to her ? and fifty men dismiss'd ! +No , rather I abjure all roofs , and choose +To wage against the enmity o' the air ; +To be a comrade with the wolf and owl , +Necessity's sharp pinch ! Return with her ! +Why , the hot-blooded France , that dowerless took +Our youngest born , I could as well be brought +To knee his throne , and , squire-like , pension beg +To keep base life afoot . Return with her ! +Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter +To this detested groom . + + +At your choice , sir . + +I prithee , daughter , do not make me mad : +I will not trouble thee , my child ; farewell . +We'll no more meet , no more see one another ; +But yet thou art my flesh , my blood , my daughter ; +Or rather a disease that's in my flesh , +Which I must needs call mine : thou art a boil , +A plague-sore , an embossed carbuncle , +In my corrupted blood . But I'll not chide thee ; +Let shame come when it will , I do not call it : +I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot , +Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove . +Mend when thou canst ; be better at thy leisure : +I can be patient ; I can stay with Regan , +I and my hundred knights . + +Not altogether so : +I look'd not for you yet , nor am provided +For your fit welcome . Give ear , sir , to my sister ; +For those that mingle reason with your passion +Must be content to think you old , and so +But she knows what she does . + +Is this well spoken ? + +I dare avouch it , sir : what ! fifty followers ? +Is it not well ? What should you need of more ? +Yea , or so many , sith that both charge and danger +Speak 'gainst so great a number ? How , in one house , +Should many people , under two commands , +Hold amity ? 'Tis hard ; almost impossible . + +Why might not you , my lord , receive attendance +From those that she calls servants , or from mine ? + +Why not , my lord ? If then they chanc'd to slack you +We could control them . If you will come to me , +For now I spy a danger ,I entreat you +To bring but five-and-twenty ; to no more +Will I give place or notice . + +I gave you all + +And in good time you gave it + +Made you my guardians , my depositaries , +But kept a reservation to be follow'd +With such a number . What ! must I come to you +With five-and-twenty ? Regan , said you so ? + +And speak't again , my lord ; no more with me . + +Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd , +When others are more wicked ; not being the worst +Stands in some rank of praise . + +I'll go with thee : +Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty , +And thou art twice her love . + +Hear me , my lord . +What need you five-and-twenty , ten , or five , +To follow in a house , where twice so many +Have a command to tend you ? + +What need one ? + +O ! reason not the need ; our basest beggars +Are in the poorest thing superfluous : +Allow not nature more than nature needs , +Man's life is cheap as beast's . Thou art a lady ; +If only to go warm were gorgeous , +Why , nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st , +Which scarcely keeps thee warm . But , for true need , +You heavens , give me that patience , patience I need ! +You see me here , you gods , a poor old man , +As full of grief as age ; wretched in both ! +If it be you that stir these daughters' hearts +Against their father , fool me not so much +To bear it tamely ; touch me with noble anger , +And let not women's weapons , water-drops , +Stain my man's cheeks ! No , you unnatural hags , +I will have such revenges on you both +That all the world shall I will do such things , +What they are yet I know not ,but they shall be +The terrors of the earth . You think I'll weep ; +No , I'll not weep : +I have full cause of weeping , but this heart +Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws +Or ere I'll weep . O fool ! I shall go mad . + + +Let us withdraw ; 'twill be a storm . + + +This house is little : the old man and his people +Cannot be well bestow'd . + +'Tis his own blame ; hath put himself from rest , +And must needs taste his folly . + +For his particular , I'll receive him gladly , +But not one follower . + +So am I purpos'd . +Where is my Lord of Gloucester ? + +Follow'd the old man forth . He is return'd . + + +The king is in high rage . + +Whither is he going ? + +He calls to horse ; but will I know not whither . + +'Tis best to give him way ; he leads himself . + +My lord , entreat him by no means to stay . + +Alack ! the night comes on , and the bleak winds +Do sorely ruffle ; for many miles about +There's scarce a bush . + +O ! sir , to wilful men , +The injuries that they themselves procure +Must be their schoolmasters . Shut up your doors ; +He is attended with a desperate train , +And what they may incense him to , being apt +To have his ear abus'd , wisdom bids fear . + +Shut up your doors , my lord ; 'tis a wild night : +My Regan counsels well : come out o' the storm . + +Who's here , beside foul weather ? + +One minded like the weather , most unquietly . + +I know you . Where's the king ? + +Contending with the fretful elements ; +Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea , +Or swell the curled waters 'bove the main , +That things might change or cease ; tears his white hair , +Which the impetuous blasts , with eyeless rage , +Catch in their fury , and make nothing of ; +Strives in his little world of man to out-scorn +The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain . +This night , wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch , +The lion and the belly-pinched wolf +Keep their fur dry , unbonneted he runs , +And bids what will take all . + +But who is with him ? + +None but the fool , who labours to out-jest +His heart-struck injuries . + +Sir , I do know you ; +And dare , upon the warrant of my note , +Commend a dear thing to you . There is division , +Although as yet the face of it be cover'd +With mutual cunning , 'twixt Albany and Cornwall ; +Who have as who have not , that their great stars +Thron'd and set high servants , who seem no less , +Which are to France the spies and speculations +Intelligent of our state ; what hath been seen , +Either in snuffs and packings of the dukes , +Or the hard rein which both of them have borne +Against the old kind king ; or something deeper , +Whereof perchance these are but furnishings ; +But , true it is , from France there comes a power +Into this scatter'd kingdom ; who already , +Wise in our negligence , have secret feet +In some of our best ports , and are at point +To show their open banner . Now to you : +If on my credit you dare build so far +To make your speed to Dover , you shall find +Some that will thank you , making just report +Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow +The king hath cause to plain . +I am a gentleman of blood and breeding , +And from some knowledge and assurance offer +This office to you . + +I will talk further with you . + +No , do not . +For confirmation that I am much more +Than my out-wall , open this purse , and take +What it contains . If you shall see Cordelia , +As doubt not but you shall ,show her this ring , +And she will tell you who your fellow is +That yet you do not know . Fie on this storm ! +I will go seek the king . + +Give me your hand . Have you no more to say ? + +Few words , but , to effect , more than all yet ; +That , when we have found the king ,in which your pain +That way , I'll this ,he that first lights on him +Holla the other . + + +Blow , winds , and crack your cheeks ! rage ! blow ! +You cataracts and hurricanoes , spout +Till you have drench'd our steeples , drown'd the cocks ! +You sulphurous and thought-executing fires , +Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts , +Singe my white head ! And thou , all-shaking thunder , +Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world ! +Crack nature's moulds , all germens spill at once +That make ingrateful man ! + +O nuncle , court holy-water in a dry house is better than this rain-water out o' door . Good nuncle , in , and ask thy daughters' blessing ; here's a night pities neither wise man nor fool . + +Rumble thy bellyfull Spit , fire ! spout , rain ! +Nor rain , wind , thunder , fire , are my daughters : +I tax not you , you elements , with unkindness ; +I never gave you kingdom , call'd you children , +You owe me no subscription : then , let fall +Your horrible pleasure ; here I stand , your slave , +A poor , infirm , weak , and despis'd old man . +But yet I call you servile ministers , +That have with two pernicious daughters join'd +Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head +So old and white as this . O ! O ! 'tis foul . + +He that has a house to put his head in has a good head-piece . + +The cod-piece that will house +Before the head has any , +The head and he shall louse ; +So beggars marry many . +The man that makes his toe +What he his heart should make , +Shall of a corn cry woe , +And turn his sleep to wake . + +For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass . + + +No , I will be the pattern of all patience ; I will say nothing . + +Who's there ? + +Marry , here's grace and a cod-piece ; that's a wise man and a fool . + +Alas ! sir , are you here ? things that love night +Love not such nights as these ; the wrathful skies +Gallow the very wanderers of the dark , +And make them keep their caves . Since I was man +Such sheets of fire , such bursts of horrid thunder , +Such groans of roaring wind and rain , I never +Remember to have heard ; man's nature cannot carry +The affliction nor the fear . + +Let the great gods , +That keep this dreadful pother o'er our heads , +Find out their enemies now . Tremble , thou wretch , +That hast within thee undivulged crimes , +Unwhipp'd of justice ; hide thee , thou bloody hand ; +Thou perjur'd , and thou simular of virtue +That art incestuous ; caitiff , to pieces shake , +That under covert and convenient seeming +Hast practis'd on man's life ; close pent-up guilts , +Rive your concealing continents , and cry +These dreadful summoners grace . I am a man +More sinn'd against than sinning . + +Alack ! bare-headed ! +Gracious my lord , hard by here is a hovel ; +Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest ; +Repose you there while I to this hard house , +More harder than the stone whereof 'tis rais'd , +Which even but now , demanding after you , +Denied me to come in , return and force +Their scanted courtesy . + +My wits begin to turn . +Come on , my boy . How dost , my boy ? Art cold ? +I am cold myself . Where is this straw , my fellow ? +The art of our necessities is strange , +That can make vile things precious . Come , your hovel . +Poor fool and knave , I have one part in my heart +That's sorry yet for thee . + + +He that has a little tiny wit , +With hey , ho , the wind and the rain , +Must make content with his fortunes fit , +Though the rain it raineth every day . + + +True , my good boy . Come , bring us to this hovel . + + +This is a brave night to cool a courtezan . +I'll speak a prophecy ere I go : + +When priests are more in word than matter ; +When brewers mar their malt with water ; +When nobles are their tailors' tutors ; +No heretics burn'd , but wenches' suitors ; +When every case in law is right ; +No squire in debt , nor no poor knight ; +When slanders do not live in tongues ; +Nor cutpurses come not to throngs ; +When usurers tell their gold i' the field ; +And bawds and whores do churches build ; +Then shall the realm of Albion +Come to great confusion : +Then comes the time , who lives to see 't , +That going shall be us'd with feet . + +This prophecy Merlin shall make ; for I live before his time . + + +Alack , alack ! Edmund , I like not this unnatural dealing . When I desired their leave that I might pity him , they took from me the use of mine own house ; charged me , on pain of their perpetual displeasure , neither to speak of him , entreat for him , nor any way sustain him . + +Most savage , and unnatural ! + +Go to ; say you nothing . There is division between the dukes , and a worse matter than that . I have received a letter this night ; 'tis dangerous to be spoken ; I have locked the letter in my closet . These injuries the king now bears will be revenged home ; there's part of a power already footed ; we must incline to the king . I will seek him and privily relieve him ; go you and maintain talk with the duke , that my charity be not of him perceived . If he ask for me , I am ill and gone to bed . If I die for it , as no less is threatened me , the king , my old master , must be relieved . There is some strange thing toward , Edmund ; pray you , be careful . + + +This courtesy , forbid thee , shall the duke +Instantly know ; and of that letter too : +This seems a fair deserving , and must draw me +That which my father loses ; no less than all : +The younger rises when the old doth fall . + + +Here is the place , my lord ; good my lord , enter : +The tyranny of the open night's too rough +For nature to endure . + + +Let me alone . + +Good my lord , enter here . + +Wilt break my heart ? + +I'd rather break mine own . Good my lord , enter . + +Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm +Invades us to the skin : so 'tis to thee ; +But where the greater malady is fix'd , +The lesser is scarce felt . Thou'dst shun a bear ; +But if thy flight lay toward the roaring sea , +Thou'dst meet the bear i' the mouth . When the mind's free +The body's delicate ; the tempest in my mind +Doth from my senses take all feeling else +Save what beats there . Filial ingratitude ! +Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand +For lifting food to 't ? But I will punish home : +No , I will weep no more . In such a night +To shut me out ! Pour on ; I will endure . +In such a night as this ! O Regan , Goneril ! +Your old kind father , whose frank heart gave all , +O ! that way madness lies ; let me shun that ; +No more of that . + +Good , my lord , enter here . + +Prithee , go in thyself ; seek thine own ease : +This tempest will not give me leave to ponder +On things would hurt me more . But I'll go in . + + +In , boy ; go first . You houseless poverty , +Nay , get thee in . I'll pray , and then I'll sleep . + +Poor naked wretches , wheresoe'er you are , +That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm , +How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides , +Your loop'd and window'd raggedness , defend you +From seasons such as these ? O ! I have ta'en +Too little care of this . Take physic , pomp ; +Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel , +That thou mayst shake the superflux to them , +And show the heavens more just . + +Fathom and half , fathom and half ! Poor Tom ! + + +Come not in here , nuncle ; here's a spirit . +Help me ! help me ! + +Give me thy hand . Who's there ? + +A spirit , a spirit : he says his name's poor Tom . + +What art thou that dost grumble there i' the straw ? +Come forth . + + +Away ! the foul fiend follows me ! +Through the sharp hawthorn blow the winds . +Hum ! go to thy cold bed and warm thee . + +Didst thou give all to thy two daughters ? +And art thou come to this ? + +Who gives anything to poor Tom ? whom the foul fiend hath led through fire and through flame , through ford and whirlpool , o'er bog and quagmire ; that hath laid knives under his pillow , and halters in his pew ; set ratsbane by his porridge ; made him proud of heart , to ride on a bay trotting-horse over four-inched bridges , to course his own shadow for a traitor . Bless thy five wits ! Tom's a-cold . O ! do de , do de , do de . Bless thee from whirlwinds , starblasting , and taking ! Do poor Tom some charity , whom the foul fiend vexes . There could I have him now , and there , and there again , and there . + + +What ! have his daughters brought him to this pass ? +Couldst thou save nothing ? Didst thou give them all ? + +Nay , he reserved a blanket , else we had been all shamed . + +Now all the plagues that in the pendulous air +Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters ! + +He hath no daughters , sir . + +Death , traitor ! nothing could have subdu'd nature +To such a lowness , but his unkind daughters . +Is it the fashion that discarded fathers +Should have thus little mercy on their flesh ? +Judicious punishment ! 'twas this flesh begot +Those pelican daughters . + +Pillicock sat on Pillicock-hill : +Halloo , halloo , loo , loo ! + +This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen . + +Take heed o' the foul fiend . Obey thy parents ; keep thy word justly ; swear not ; commit not with man's sworn spouse ; set not thy sweet heart on proud array . Tom's a-cold . + +What hast thou been ? + +A servingman , proud in heart and mind ; that curled my hair , wore gloves in my cap , served the lust of my mistress's heart , and did the act of darkness with her ; swore as many oaths as I spake words , and broke them in the sweet face of heaven ; one that slept in the contriving of lust , and waked to do it . Wine loved I deeply , dice dearly , and in woman out-paramoured the Turk : false of heart , light of ear , bloody of hand ; hog in sloth , fox in stealth , wolf in greediness , dog in madness , lion in prey . Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray thy poor heart to woman : keep thy foot out of brothels , thy hand out of plackets , thy pen from lenders' books , and defy the foul fiend . Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind ; says suum , mun ha no nonny . Dolphin my boy , my boy ; sessa ! let him trot by . + + +Why , thou wert better in thy grave than to answer with thy uncovered body this extremity of the skies . Is man no more than this ? Consider him well . Thou owest the worm no silk , the beast no hide , the sheep no wool , the cat no perfume . Ha ! here's three on's are sophisticated ; thou art the thing itself ; unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor , bare , forked animal as thou art . Off , off , you lendings ! Come ; unbutton here . + + +Prithee , nuncle , be contented ; 'tis a naughty night to swim in . Now a little fire in a wide field were like an old lecher's heart ; a small spark , all the rest on's body cold . Look ! here comes a walking fire . + + +This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet : he begins at curfew , and walks till the first cock ; he gives the web and the pin , squints the eye , and makes the harelip ; mildews the white wheat , and hurts the poor creature of earth . + +Swithold footed thrice the old ; +He met the night-mare , and her nine-fold ; +Bid her alight , +And her troth plight , +And aroint thee , witch , aroint thee ! + + +How fares your Grace ? + +What's he ? + +Who's there ? What is't you seek ? + +What are you there ? Your names ? + +Poor Tom ; that eats the swimming frog ; the toad , the tadpole , the wall-newt , and the water ; that in the fury of his heart , when the foul fiend rages , eats cow-dung for sallets ; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog ; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool ; who is whipped from tithing to tithing , and stock-punished , and imprisoned ; who hath had three suits to his back , six shirts to his body , horse to ride , and weapon to wear ; + +But mice and rats and such small deer +Have been Tom's food for seven long year . + +Beware my follower . Peace , Smulkin ! peace , thou fiend . + +What ! hath your Grace no better company ? + +The prince of darkness is a gentleman ; +Modo he's call'd , and Mahu . + +Our flesh and blood , my lord , is grown so vile , +That it doth hate what gets it . + +Poor Tom's a-cold . + +Go in with me . My duty cannot suffer +To obey in all your daughters' hard commands : +Though their injunction be to bar my doors , +And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you , +Yet have I ventur'd to come seek you out +And bring you where both fire and food is ready . + +First let me talk with this philosopher . +What is the cause of thunder ? + +Good my lord , take his offer ; go into the house . + +I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban . +What is your study ? + +How to prevent the fiend , and to kill vermin . + +Let me ask you one word in private . + +Importune him once more to go , my lord ; +His wits begin to unsettle . + +Canst thou blame him ? + +His daughters seek his death . Ah ! that good Kent ; +He said it would be thus , poor banish'd man ! +Thou sayst the king grows mad ; I'll tell thee , friend , +I am almost mad myself . I had a son , +Now outlaw'd from my blood ; he sought my life , +But lately , very late ; I lov'd him , friend , +No father his son dearer ; true to tell thee , + +The grief hath craz'd my wits . What a night's this ! +I do beseech your Grace , + +O ! cry you mercy , sir . +Noble philosopher , your company . + +Tom's a-cold . + +In , fellow , there , into the hovel : keep thee warm . + +Come , let's in all . + +This way , my lord . + +With him ; +I will keep still with my philosopher . + +Good my lord , soothe him ; let him take the fellow . + +Take him you on . + +Sirrah , come on ; go along with us . + +Come , good Athenian . + +No words , no words : hush . + + +Child Rowland to the dark tower came , +His word was still , Fie , foh , and fum , +I smell the blood of a British man . + +I will have my revenge ere I depart his house . + +How , my lord , I may be censured , that nature thus gives way to loyalty , something fears me to think of . + +I now perceive it was not altogether your brother's evil disposition made him seek his death ; but a provoking merit , set a-work by a reproveable badness in himself . + +How malicious is my fortune , that I must repent to be just ! This is the letter he spoke of , which approves him an intelligent party to the advantages of France . O heavens ! that this treason were not , or not I the detector ! + +Go with me to the duchess . + +If the matter of this paper be certain , you have mighty business in hand . + +True , or false , it hath made thee Earl of Gloucester . Seek out where thy father is , that he may be ready for our apprehension . + +If I find him comforting the king , it will stuff his suspicion more fully . I will persever in my course of loyalty , though the conflict be sore between that and my blood . + +I will lay trust upon thee ; and thou shalt find a dearer father in my love . + + +Here is better than the open air ; take it thankfully . I will piece out the comfort with what addition I can : I will not be long from you . + +All the power of his wits has given way to his impatience . The gods reward your kindness ! + + +Frateretto calls me , and tells me Nero is an angler in the lake of darkness . Pray , innocent , and beware the foul fiend . + +Prithee , nuncle , tell me whether a madman be a gentleman or a yeoman ! + +A king , a king ! + +No ; he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son ; for he's a mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him . + +To have a thousand with red burning spits +Come hizzing in upon 'em , + +The foul fiend bites my back . + +He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf , a horse's health , a boy's love , or a whore's oath . + +It shall be done ; I will arraign them straight . + + +Come , sit thou here , most learned justicer ; + + +Thou , sapient sir , sit here . Now , you she foxes ! + +Look , where he stands and glares ! wantest thou eyes at trial , madam ? +Come o'er the bourn , Bessy , to me , + + +Her boat hath a leak , +And she must not speak +Why she dares not come over to thee . + + +The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a nightingale . Hopdance cries in Tom's belly for two white herring . Croak not , black angel ; I have no food for thee . + +How do you , sir ? Stand you not so amaz'd : +Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions ? + +I'll see their trial first . Bring in their evidence . + + +Thou robed man of justice , take thy place ; + + +And thou , his yoke-fellow of equity , +Bench by his side . + +You are o' the commission , +Sit you too . + +Let us deal justly . + +Sleepest or wakest thou , jolly shepherd ? +Thy sheep be in the corn , +And for one blast of thy minikin mouth , +Thy sheep shall take no harm . + +Purr ! the cat is grey . + +Arraign her first ; 'tis Goneril . I here take my oath before this honourable assembly , she kicked the poor king her father . + +Come hither , mistress . Is your name Goneril ? + +She cannot deny it . + +Cry you mercy , I took you for a joint-stool . + +And here's another , whose warp'd looks proclaim +What store her heart is made on . Stop her there ! +Arms , arms , sword , fire ! Corruption in the place ! +False justicer , why hast thou let her 'scape ? + +Bless thy five wits ! + +O pity ! Sir , where is the patience now +That you so oft have boasted to retain ? + +My tears begin to take his part so much , +They'll mar my counterfeiting . + +The little dogs and all , +Tray , Blanch , and Sweet-heart , see , they bark at me . + +Tom will throw his head at them . +Avaunt , you curs ! + +Be thy mouth or black or white , +Tooth that poisons if it bite ; +Mastiff , greyhound , mongrel grim , +Hound or spaniel , brach or lym ; +Or bobtail tike or trundle-tail ; +Tom will make them weep and wail : +For , with throwing thus my head , +Dogs leap the hatch , and all are fled . + +Do de , de , de . Sessa ! Come , march to wakes and fairs and market-towns . Poor Tom , thy horn is dry . + +Then let them anatomize Regan , see what breeds about her heart . Is there any cause in nature that makes these hard hearts ? + +You , sir , I entertain you for one of my hundred ; only I do not like the fashion of your garments : you will say , they are Persian attire ; but let them be changed . + +Now , good my lord , lie here and rest awhile . + +Make no noise , make no noise ; draw the curtains : so , so , so . We'll go to supper i' the morning : so , so , so . + +And I'll go to bed at noon . + + +Come hither , friend : where is the king my master ? + +Here , sir ; but trouble him not , his wits are gone . + +Good friend , I prithee , take him in thy arms ; +I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him . +There is a litter ready ; lay him in 't , +And drive toward Dover , friend , where thou shalt meet +Both welcome and protection . Take up thy master : +If thou shouldst dally half an hour , his life , +With thine , and all that offer to defend him , +Stand in assured loss . Take up , take up ; +And follow me , that will to some provision +Give thee quick conduct . + +Oppress'd nature sleeps : +This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken sinews , +Which , if convenience will not allow , +Stand in hard cure . + +Come , help to bear thy master ; +Thou must not stay behind . + +Come , come , away . + + +When we our betters see bearing our woes , +We scarcely think our miseries our foes . +Who alone suffers suffers most i' the mind , +Leaving free things and happy shows behind ; +But then the mind much sufferance doth o'erskip , +When grief hath mates , and bearing fellowship . +How light and portable my pain seems now , +When that which makes me bend makes the king bow ; +He childed as I father'd ! Tom , away ! +Mark the high noises , and thyself bewray +When false opinion , whose wrong thought defiles thee , +In thy just proof repeals and reconciles thee . +What will hap more to-night , safe 'scape the king ! +Lurk , lurk . + + +Post speedily to my lord your husband ; show him this letter : the army of France is landed . Seek out the traitor Gloucester . + + +Hang him instantly . + +Pluck out his eyes . + +Leave him to my displeasure . Edmund , keep you our sister company : the revenges we are bound to take upon your traitorous father are not fit for your beholding . Advise the duke , where you are going , to a most festinate preparation : we are bound to the like . Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us . Farewell , dear sister : farewell , my Lord of Gloucester . + +How now ? Where's the king ? + +My Lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence : +Some five or six and thirty of his knights , +Hot questrists after him , met him at gate ; +Who , with some other of the lord's dependants , +Are gone with him toward Dover , where they boast +To have well-armed friends . + +Get horses for your mistress . + +Farewell , sweet lord , and sister . + +Edmund , farewell . + +Go seek the traitor Gloucester , +Pinion him like a thief , bring him before us . + +Though well we may not pass upon his life +Without the form of justice , yet our power +Shall do a courtesy to our wrath , which men +May blame but not control . Who's there ? The traitor ? + + +Ingrateful fox ! 'tis he . + +Bind fast his corky arms . + +What mean your Graces ? Good my friends , consider +You are my guests : do me no foul play , friends + +Bind him , I say . + + +Hard , hard . O filthy traitor ! + +Unmerciful lady as you are , I'm none . + +To this chair bind him . Villain , thou shalt find + + +By the kind gods , 'tis most ignobly done +To pluck me by the beard . + +So white , and such a traitor ! + +Naughty lady , +These hairs , which thou dost ravish from my chin , +Will quicken , and accuse thee : I am your host : +With robbers' hands my hospitable favours +You should not ruffle thus . What will you do ? + +Come , sir , what letters had you late from France ? + +Be simple-answer'd , for we know the truth . + +And what confederacy have you with the traitors +Late footed in the kingdom ? + +To whose hands have you sent the lunatic king ? +Speak . + +I have a letter guessingly set down , +Which came from one that's of a neutral heart , +And not from one oppos'd . + +Cunning . + +And false . + +Where hast thou sent the king ? + +To Dover . + +Wherefore to Dover ? Wast thou not charg'd at peril + +Wherefore to Dover ? Let him answer that . + +I am tied to the stake , and I must stand the course . + +Wherefore to Dover ? + +Because I would not see thy cruel nails +Pluck out his poor old eyes ; nor thy fierce sister +In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs . +The sea , with such a storm as his bare head +In hell-black night endur'd , would have buoy'd up , +And quench'd the stelled fires ; +Yet , poor old heart , he holp the heavens to rain . +If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that dern time , +Thou shouldst have said , 'Good porter , turn the key ,' +All cruels else subscrib'd : but I shall see +The winged vengeance overtake such children . + +See 't shalt thou never . Fellows , hold the chair . +Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot . + +He that will think to live till he be old , +Give me some help ! O cruel ! O ye gods ! + + +One side will mock another ; the other too . + +If you see vengeance . + +Hold your hand , my lord : +I have serv'd you ever since I was a child , +But better service have I never done you +Than now to bid you hold . + +How now , you dog ! + +If you did wear a beard upon your chin , +I'd shake it on this quarrel . What do you mean ? + +My villain ! + + +Nay then , come on , and take the chance of anger . + + +Give me thy sword . A peasant stand up thus ! + + +O ! I am slain . My lord , you have one eye left +To see some mischief on him . O ! + + +Lest it see more , prevent it . Out , vile jelly ! +Where is thy lustre now ? + +All dark and comfortless . Where's my son Edmund ? +Edmund , enkindle all the sparks of nature +To quit this horrid act . + +Out , treacherous villain ! +Thou call'st on him that hates thee ; it was he +That made the overture of thy treasons to us , +Who is too good to pity thee . + +O my follies ! Then Edgar was abus'd . +Kind gods , forgive me that , and prosper him ! + +Go thrust him out at gates , and let him smell +His way to Dover . + +How is 't , my lord ? How look you ? + +I have receiv'd a hurt . Follow me , lady . +Turn out that eyeless villain ; throw this slave +Upon the dunghill . Regan , I bleed apace : +Untimely comes this hurt . Give me your arm . + + +I'll never care what wickedness I do +If this man come to good . + +If she live long , +And , in the end , meet the old course of death , +Women will all turn monsters . + +Let's follow the old earl , and get the Bedlam +To lead him where he would : his roguish madness +Allows itself to any thing . + +Go thou ; I'll fetch some flax , and whites of eggs , +To apply to his bleeding face . Now , heaven help him ! + +Yet better thus , and known to be contemn'd , +Than still contemn'd and flatter'd . To be worst , +The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune , +Stands still in esperance , lives not in fear : +The lamentable change is from the best ; +The worst returns to laughter . Welcome , then , +Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace : +The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst +Owes nothing to thy blasts . But who comes here ? + + +My father , poorly led ? World , world , O world ! +But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee , + +Life would not yield to age . + +O my good lord ! +I have been your tenant , and your father's tenant , +These fourscore years . + +Away , get thee away ; good friend , be gone ; +Thy comforts can do me no good at all ; +Thee they may hurt . + +You cannot see your way . + +I have no way , and therefore want no eyes ; +I stumbled when I saw . Full oft 'tis seen , +Our means secure us , and our mere defects +Prove our commodities . Ah ! dear son Edgar . +The food of thy abused father's wrath ; +Might I but live to see thee in my touch , +I'd say I had eyes again . + +How now ! Who's there ? + +O gods ! Who is 't can say , 'I am at the worst ?' +I am worse than e'er I was . + +'Tis poor mad Tom . + +And worse I may be yet ; the worst is not , +So long as we can say , 'This is the worst .' + +Fellow , where goest ? + +Is it a beggar-man ? + +Madman and beggar too . + +He has some reason , else he could not beg . +I' the last night's storm I such a fellow saw , +Which made me think a man a worm : my son +Came then into my mind ; and yet my mind +Was then scarce friends with him : I have heard more since . +As flies to wanton boys , are we to the gods ; +They kill us for their sport . + +How should this be ? +Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow , +Angering itself and others . + +Bless thee , master ! + +Is that the naked fellow ? + +Ay , my lord . + +Then , prithee , get thee gone . If , for my sake , +Thou wilt o'ertake us , hence a mile or twain , +I' the way toward Dover , do it for ancient love ; +And bring some covering for this naked soul +Who I'll entreat to lead me . + +Alack , sir ! he is mad . + +'Tis the times' plague , when madmen lead the blind . +Do as I bid thee , or rather do thy pleasure ; +Above the rest , be gone . + +I'll bring him the best 'parel that I have , +Come on 't what will . + + +Sirrah , naked fellow , + +Poor Tom's a-cold . + +I cannot daub it further . + +Come hither , fellow . + +And yet I must . Bless thy sweet eyes , they bleed . + +Know'st thou the way to Dover ? + +Both stile and gate , horse-way and footpath . Poor Tom hath been scared out of his good wits : bless thee , good man's son , from the foul fiend ! Five fiends have been in poor Tom at once ; of lust , as Obidicut ; Hobbididance , prince of dumbness ; Mahu , of stealing ; Modo , of murder ; and Flibbertigibbet , of mopping and mowing ; who since possesses chambermaids and waiting-women . So , bless thee , master ! + +Here , take this purse , thou whom the heavens' plagues +Have humbled to all strokes : that I am wretched +Makes thee the happier : heavens , deal so still ! +Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man , +That slaves your ordinance , that will not see +Because he doth not feel , feel your power quickly ; +So distribution should undo excess , +And each man have enough . Dost thou know Dover ? + +Ay , master . + +There is a cliff , whose high and bending head +Looks fearfully in the confined deep ; +Bring me but to the very brim of it , +And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear ; +With something rich about me ; from that place +I shall no leading need . + +Give me thy arm : +Poor Tom shall lead thee . + + +Welcome , my lord ; I marvel our mild husband +Not met us on the way . + +Now , where's your master ? + +Madam , within ; but never man so chang'd . +I told him of the army that was landed ; +He smil'd at it : I told him you were coming ; +His answer was , 'The worse :' of Gloucester's treachery , +And of the loyal service of his son , +When I inform'd him , then he call'd me sot , +And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out : +What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him ; +What like , offensive . + +Then , shall you go no further . +It is the cowish terror of his spirit +That dares not undertake ; he'll not feel wrongs +Which tie him to an answer . Our wishes on the way +May prove effects . Back , Edmund , to my brother ; +Hasten his musters and conduct his powers : +I must change arms at home , and give the distaff +Into my husband's hands . This trusty servant +Shall pass between us ; ere long you are like to hear , +If you dare venture in your own behalf , +A mistress's command . Wear this ; spare speech ; + +Decline your head : this kiss , if it durst speak , +Would stretch thy spirits up into the air . +Conceive , and fare thee well . + +Yours in the ranks of death . + +My most dear Gloucester ! + +O ! the difference of man and man ! +To thee a woman's services are due : +My fool usurps my bed . + +Madam , here comes my lord . + +I have been worth the whistle . + +O Goneril ! +You are not worth the dust which the rude wind +Blows in your face . I fear your disposition : +That nature , which contemns its origin , +Cannot be border'd certain in itself ; +She that herself will sliver and disbranch +From her material sap , perforce must wither +And come to deadly use . + +No more ; the text is foolish . + +Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile ; +Filths savour but themselves . What have you done ? +Tigers , not daughters , what have you perform'd ? +A father , and a gracious aged man , +Whose reverence the head-lugg'd bear would lick , +Most barbarous , most degenerate ! have you madded . +Could my good brother suffer you to do it ? +A man , a prince , by him so benefited ! +If that the heavens do not their visible spirits +Send quickly down to tame these vile offences , +It will come , +Humanity must perforce prey on itself , +Like monsters of the deep . + +Milk-liver'd man ! +That bear'st a cheek for blows , a head for wrongs ; +Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning +Thine honour from thy suffering ; that not know'st +Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd +Ere they have done their mischief . Where's thy drum ? +France spreads his banners in our noiseless land , +With plumed helm thy slayer begins threats , +Whilst thou , a moral fool , sitt'st still , and criest +'Alack ! why does he so ?' + +See thyself , devil ! +Proper deformity seems not in the fiend +So horrid as in woman . + +O vain fool ! + +Thou changed and self-cover'd thing , for shame , +Be-monster not thy feature . Were 't my fitness +To let these hands obey my blood , +They are apt enough to dislocate and tear +Thy flesh and bones ; howe'er thou art a fiend , +A woman's shape doth shield thee . + +Marry , your manhood .Mew ! + + +What news ? + +O ! my good lord , the Duke of Cornwall's dead ; +Slain by his servant , going to put out +The other eye of Gloucester . + +Gloucester's eyes ! + +A servant that he bred , thrill'd with remorse , +Oppos'd against the act , bending his sword +To his great master ; who , thereat enrag'd , +Flew on him , and amongst them fell'd him dead ; +But not without that harmful stroke , which since +Hath pluck'd him after . + +This shows you are above , +You justicers , that these our nether crimes +So speedily can venge ! But , O poor Gloucester ! +Lost he his other eye ? + +Both , both , my lord . +This letter , madam , craves a speedy answer ; +'Tis from your sister . + +One way I like this well ; +But being widow , and my Gloucester with her , +May all the building in my fancy pluck +Upon my hateful life : another way , +This news is not so tart . + +I'll read and answer . + + +Where was his son when they did take his eyes ? + +Come with my lady hither . + +He is not here . + +No , my good lord ; I met him back again . + +Knows he the wickedness ? + +Ay , my good lord ; 'twas he inform'd against him , +And quit the house on purpose that their punishment +Might have the freer course . + +Gloucester , I live +To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the king , +And to revenge thine eyes . Come hither , friend : +Tell me what more thou knowest . + + +Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back know you the reason ? + +Something he left imperfect in the state , which since his coming forth is thought of ; which imports to the kingdom so much fear and danger , that his personal return was most required and necessary . + +Who hath he left behind him general ? + +The Marshal of France , Monsieur la Far . + +Did your letters pierce the queen to any demonstration of grief ? + +Ay , sir ; she took them , read them in my presence ; +And now and then an ample tear trill'd down +Her delicate cheek ; it seem'd she was a queen +Over her passion ; who , most rebel-like , +Sought to be king o'er her . + +O ! then it mov'd her . + +Not to a rage ; patience and sorrow strove +Who should express her goodliest . You have seen +Sunshine and rain at once ; her smiles and tears +Were like a better way ; those happy smilets +That play'd on her ripe lip seem'd not to know +What guests were in her eyes ; which parted thence , +As pearls from diamonds dropp'd . In brief , +Sorrow would be a rarity most belov'd , +If all could so become it . + +Made she no verbal question ? + +Faith , once or twice she heav'd the name of 'father' +Pantingly forth , as if it press'd her heart ; +Cried , 'Sisters ! sisters ! Shame of ladies ! sisters ! +Kent ! father ! sisters ! What , i' the storm ? i' the night ? +Let pity not be believed !' There she shook +The holy water from her heavenly eyes , +And clamour-moisten'd , then away she started +To deal with grief alone . + +It is the stars , +The stars above us , govern our conditions ; +Else one self mate and make could not beget +Such different issues . You spoke not with her since ? + +No . + +Was this before the king return'd ? + +No , since . + +Well , sir , the poor distress'd Lear's i' the town , +Who sometime , in his better tune , remembers +What we are come about , and by no means +Will yield to see his daughter . + +Why , good sir ? + +A sovereign shame so elbows him : his own unkindness , +That stripp'd her from his benediction , turn'd her +To foreign casualties , gave her dear rights +To his dog-hearted daughters ,these things sting +His mind so venomously that burning shame +Detains him from Cordelia . + +Alack ! poor gentleman . + +Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not ? + +'Tis so , they are afoot . + +Well , sir , I'll bring you to our master Lear , +And leave you to attend him . Some dear cause +Will in concealment wrap me up awhile ; +When I am known aright , you shall not grieve +Lending me this acquaintance . I pray you , go +Along with me . + + +Alack ! 'tis he : why , he was met even now +As mad as the vex'd sea ; singing aloud ; +Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow weeds , +With burdocks , hemlock , nettles , cuckoo-flowers , +Darnel , and all the idle weeds that grow +In our sustaining corn . A century send forth ; +Search every acre in the high-grown field , +And bring him to our eye . + +What can man's wisdom +In the restoring his bereaved sense ? +He that helps him take all my outward worth . + +There is means , madam ; +Our foster-nurse of nature is repose , +The which he lacks ; that to provoke in him , +Are many simples operative , whose power +Will close the eye of anguish . + +All bless'd secrets , +All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth , +Spring with my tears ! be aidant and remediate +In the good man's distress ! Seek , seek for him , +Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life +That wants the means to lead it . + + +News , madam ; +The British powers are marching hitherward . + +'Tis known before ; our preparation stands +In expectation of them . O dear father ! +It is thy business that I go about ; +Therefore great France +My mourning and important tears hath pitied , +No blown ambition doth our arms incite , +But love , dear love , and our ag'd father's right , +Soon may I hear and see him ! + + +But are my brother's powers set forth ? + +Ay , madam . + +Himself in person there ? + +Madam , with much ado : +Your sister is the better soldier . + +Lord Edmund spake not with your lord at home ? + +No , madam . + +What might import my sister's letter to him ? + +I know not , lady . + +Faith , he is posted hence on serious matter . +It was great ignorance , Gloucester's eyes being out , +To let him live ; where he arrives he moves +All hearts against us . Edmund , I think , is gone , +In pity of his misery , to dispatch +His nighted life ; moreover , to descry +The strength o' the enemy . + +I must needs after him , madam , with my letter . + +Our troops set forth to-morrow ; stay with us , +The ways are dangerous . + +I may not , madam ; +My lady charg'd my duty in this business . + +Why should she write to Edmund ? Might not you +Transport her purposes by word ? Belike , +Something I know not what . I'll love thee much , +Let me unseal the letter . + +Madam , I had rather + +I know your lady does not love her husband ; +I am sure of that : and at her late being here +She gave strange ceilliades and most speaking looks +To noble Edmund . I know you are of her bosom . + +I , madam ! + +I speak in understanding ; you are , I know't : +Therefore I do advise you , take this note : +My lord is dead ; Edmund and I have talk'd , +And more convenient is he for my hand +Than for your lady's . You may gather more . +If you do find him , pray you , give him this , +And when your mistress hears thus much from you , +I pray desire her call her wisdom to her : +So , fare you well . +If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor , +Preferment falls on him that cuts him off . + +Would I could meet him , madam : I would show +What party I do follow . + +Fare thee well . + + +When shall I come to the top of that same hill ? + +You do climb up it now ; look how we labour . + +Methinks the ground is even . + +Horrible steep : +Hark ! do you hear the sea ? + +No , truly . + +Why , then you other senses grow imperfect +By your eyes' anguish . + +So may it be , indeed . +Methinks thy voice is alter'd , and thou speak'st +In better phrase and matter than thou didst . + +Y'are much deceiv'd ; in nothing am I chang'd +But in my garments . + +Methinks you're better spoken . + +Come on , sir ; here's the place : stand still . +How fearful +And dizzy 'tis to cast one's eyes so low ! +The crows and choughs that wing the midway air +Show scarce so gross as beetles ; half way down +Hangs one that gathers samphire , dreadful trade ! +Methinks he seems no bigger than his head . +The fishermen that walk upon the beach +Appear like mice , and yond tall anchoring bark +Diminish'd to her cock , her cock a buoy +Almost too small for sight . The murmuring surge , +That on the unnumber'd idle pebbles chafes , +Cannot be heard so high . I'll look no more , +Lest my brain turn , and the deficient sight +Topple down headlong . + +Set me where you stand . + +Give me your hand ; you are now within a foot +Of the extreme verge : for all beneath the moon +Would I not leap upright . + +Let go my hand . +Here , friend , 's another purse ; in it a jewel +Well worth a poor man's taking : fairies and gods +Prosper it with thee ! Go thou further off ; +Bid me farewell , and let me hear thee going . + +Now fare you well , good sir . + + +With all my heart . + +Why I do trifle thus with his despair +Is done to cure it . + +O you mighty gods ! +This world I do renounce , and , in your sights , +Shake patiently my great affliction off ; +If I could bear it longer , and not fall +To quarrel with your great opposeless wills , +My snuff and loathed part of nature should +Burn itself out . If Edgar live , O , bless him ! +Now , fellow , fare thee well . + + +Gone , sir : farewell . + + +And yet I know not how conceit may rob +The treasury of life when life itself +Yields to the theft ; had he been where he thought +By this had thought been past . Alive or dead ? + + +Ho , you sir ! friend ! Hear you , sir ? speak ! +Thus might he pass indeed ; yet he revives . +What are you , sir ? + +Away and let me die . + +Hadst thou been aught but gossamer , feathers , air , +So many fathom down precipitating , +Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg ; but thou dost breathe , +Hast heavy substance , bleed'st not , speak'st , art sound . +Ten masts at each make not the altitude +Which thou hast perpendicularly fell : +Thy life's a miracle . Speak yet again . + +But have I fallen or no ? + +From the dread summit of this chalky bourn . +Look up a-height ; the shrill-gorg'd lark so far +Cannot be seen or heard : do but look up . + +Alack ! I have no eyes . +Is wretchedness depriv'd that benefit +To end itself by death ? 'Twas yet some comfort , +When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage , +And frustrate his proud will . + +Give me your arm : +Up : so . How is 't ? Feel you your legs ? You stand . + +Too well , too well . + +This is above all strangeness . +Upon the crown o' the cliff , what thing was that +Which parted from you ? + +A poor unfortunate beggar . + +As I stood here below methought his eyes +Were two full moons ; he had a thousand noses , +Horns whelk'd and wav'd like the enridged sea : +It was some fiend ; therefore , thou happy father , +Think that the clearest gods , who make them honours +Of men's impossibilities , have preserv'd thee . + +I do remember now ; henceforth I'll bear +Affliction till it do cry out itself +'Enough , enough ,' and die . That thing you speak of +I took it for a man ; often 'twould say +'The fiend , the fiend :' he led me to that place . + +Bear free and patient thoughts . But who comes here ? + + +The safer sense will ne'er accommodate + +His master thus . + +No , they cannot touch me for coining ; +I am the king himself . + +O thou side-piercing sight ! + +Nature's above art in that respect . There's your press-money . That fellow handles his bow like a crow-keeper : draw me a clothier's yard . Look , look ! a mouse . Peace , peace ! this piece of toasted cheese will do 't . There's my gauntlet ; I'll prove it on a giant . Bring up the brown bills . O ! well flown , bird ; i' the clout , i' the clout : hewgh ! Give the word . + +Sweet marjoram . + +Pass . + +I know that voice . + +Ha ! Goneril , with a white beard ! They flatter'd me like a dog , and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones were there . To say 'ay' and 'no' to everything I said ! 'Ay' and 'no' too was no good divinity . When the rain came to wet me once and the wind to make me chatter , when the thunder would not peace at my bidding , there I found 'em , there I smelt 'em out . Go to , they are not men o' their words : they told me I was every thing ; 'tis a lie , I am not ague-proof . + +The trick of that voice I do well remember : +Is 't not the king ? + +Ay , every inch a king : +When I do stare , see how the subject quakes . +I pardon that man's life . What was thy cause ? +Adultery ? +Thou shalt not die : die for adultery ! No : +The wren goes to 't , and the small gilded fly +Does lecher in my sight . +Let copulation thrive ; for Gloucester's bastard son +Was kinder to his father than my daughters +Got 'tween the lawful sheets . +To 't luxury , pell-mell ! for I lack soldiers . +Behold yond simpering dame , +Whose face between her forks presageth snow ; +That minces virtue , and does shake the head +To hear of pleasure's name ; +The fitchew nor the soiled horse goes to 't +With a more riotous appetite . +Down from the waist they are Centaurs , +Though women all above : +But to the girdle do the gods inherit , +Beneath is all the fiends' : +There's hell , there's darkness , there is the sulphurous pit , +Burning , scalding , stench , consumption ; fie , fie , fie ! pah , pah ! Give me an ounce of civet , good apothecary , to sweeten my imagination : there's money for thee . + +O ! let me kiss that hand ! + +Let me wipe it first ; it smells of mortality . + +O ruin'd piece of nature ! This great world +Shall so wear out to nought . Dost thou know me ? + +I remember thine eyes well enough . +Dost thou squiny at me ? No , do thy worst , blind Cupid ; I'll not love . Read thou this challenge ; mark but the penning of it . + +Were all the letters suns , I could not see . + +I would not take this from report ; it is , +And my heart breaks at it . + +Read . + +What ! with the case of eyes ? + +O , ho ! are you there with me ? No eyes in your head , nor no money in your purse ? Your eyes are in a heavy case , your purse in a light : yet you see how this world goes . + +I see it feelingly . + +What ! art mad ? A man may see how this world goes with no eyes . Look with thine ears : see how yound justice rails upon yon simple thief . Hark , in thine ear : change places ; and , handy-dandy , which is the justice , which is the thief ? Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar ? + +Ay , sir . + +And the creature run from the cur ? There thou mightst behold the great image of authority ; a dog's obey'd in office . +Thou rascal beadle , hold thy bloody hand ! +Why dost thou lash that whore ? Strip thine own back ; +Thou hotly lust'st to use her in that kind +For which thou whipp'st her . The usurer hangs the cozener . +Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear ; +Robes and furr'd gowns hide all . Plate sin with gold , +And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks ; +Arm it in rags , a pigmy's straw doth pierce it . +None does offend , none , I say none ; I'll able 'em : +Take that of me , my friend , who have the power +To seal the accuser's lips . Get thee glass eyes ; +And , like a scurvy politician , seem +To see the things thou dost not . Now , now , now , now ; +Pull off my boots ; harder , harder ; so . + +O ! matter and impertinency mix'd ; +Reason in madness ! + +If thou wilt weep my fortunes , take my eyes ; +I know thee well enough ; thy name is Gloucester : +Thou must be patient ; we came crying hither : +Thou know'st the first time that we smell the air +We waul and cry . I will preach to thee : mark . + +Alack ! alack the day ! + +When we are born , we cry that we are come +To this great stage of fools . This' a good block ! +It were a delicate stratagem to shoe +A troop of horse with felt ; I'll put it in proof , +And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law , +Then , kill , kill , kill , kill , kill , kill ! + + +O ! here he is ; lay hand upon him . Sir , +Your most dear daughter + +No rescue ? What ! a prisoner ? I am even +The natural fool of fortune . Use me well ; +You shall have ransom . Let me have surgeons ; +I am cut to the brains . + +You shall have any thing . + +No seconds ? All myself ? +Why this would make a man a man of salt , +To use his eyes for garden water-pots , +Ay , and laying autumn's dust . + +Good sir , + +I will die bravely as a bridegroom . What ! +I will be jovial : come , come ; I am a king , +My masters , know you that ? + +You are a royal one , and we obey you . + +Then there's life in it . Nay , an you get it , you shall get it by running . Sa , sa , sa , sa + + +A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch , +Past speaking of in a king ! Thou hast one daughter , +Who redeems nature from the general curse +Which twain have brought her to . + +Hail , gentle sir ! + +Sir , speed you : what's your will ? + +Do you hear aught , sir , of a battle toward ? + +Most sure and vulgar ; every one hears that , +Which can distinguish sound . + +But , by your favour , +How near's the other army ? + +Near , and on speedy foot ; the main descry +Stands on the hourly thought . + +I thank you , sir : that's all + +Though that the queen on special cause is here , +Her army is mov'd on . + +I thank you , sir . + + +You ever-gentle gods , take my breath from me : +Let not my worser spirit tempt me again +To die before you please ! + +Well pray you , father . + +Now , good sir , what are you ? + +A most poor man , made tame to fortune's blows ; +Who , by the art of known and feeling sorrows , +Am pregnant to good pity . Give me your hand , +I'll lead you to some biding . + +Hearty thanks : +The bounty and the benison of heaven +To boot , and boot ! + + +A proclaim'd prize ! Most happy ! +That eyeless head of thine was first fram'd flesh +To raise my fortunes . Thou old unhappy traitor , +Briefly thyself remember : the sword in out +That must destroy thee . + +Now let thy friendly hand +Put strength enough to 't . + + +Wherefore , bold peasant , +Dar'st thou support a publish'd traitor ? Hence ; +Lest that infection of his fortune take +Like hold on thee . Let go his arm . + +Chill not let go , zur , without vurther 'casion . + +Let go , slave , or thou diest . + +Good gentleman , go your gait , and let poor volk pass . An chud ha' bin zwaggered out of my life , 'twould not ha' bin zo long as 'tis by a vortnight . Nay , come not near th' old man ; keep out , che vor ye , or ise try whether your costard or my ballow be the harder . Chill be plain with you . + +Out , dunghill ! + +Chill pick your teeth , zur . Come ; no matter vor your foins . + + +Slave , thou hast slain me . Villain , take my purse . +If ever thou wilt thrive , bury my body ; +And give the letters which thou find'st about me +To Edmund Earl of Gloucester ; seek him out +Upon the English party : O ! untimely death . + + +I know thee well : a serviceable villain ; +As duteous to the vices of thy mistress +As badness would desire . + +What ! is he dead ? + +Sit you down , father ; rest you . +Let's see his pockets : these letters that he speaks of +May be my friends . He's dead ; I am only sorry +He had no other deaths-man . Let us see : +Leave , gentle wax ; and , manners , blame us not : +To know our enemies' minds , we'd rip their hearts ; +Their papers , is more lawful . +Let our reciprocal vows be remembered . You have many opportunities to cut him off ; if your will want not , time and place will be fruitfully offered . There is nothing done if he return the conqueror ; then am I the prisoner , and his bed my gaol ; from the loathed warmth whereof deliver me , and supply the place for your labour . +Your wife , so I would say +Affectionate servant , +O undistinguish'd space of woman's will ! +A plot upon her virtuous husband's life , +And the exchange my brother ! Here , in the sands , +Thee I'll rake up , the post unsanctified +Of murderous lechers ; and in the mature time +With this ungracious paper strike the sight +Of the death-practis'd duke . For him 'tis well +That of thy death and business I can tell . + +The king is mad : how stiff is my vile sense , +That I stand up , and have ingenious feeling +Of my huge sorrows ! Better I were distract : +So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs , +And woes by wrong imaginations lose +The knowledge of themselves . + + +Give me your hand : +Far off , methinks , I hear the beaten drum . +Come , father , I'll bestow you with a friend . + + +O thou good Kent ! how shall I live and work +To match thy goodness ? My life will be too short , +And every measure fail me . + +To be acknowledg'd , madam , is o'erpaid . +All my reports go with the modest truth , +Nor more nor clipp'd , but so . + +Be better suited : +These weeds are memories of those worser hours : +I prithee , put them off . + +Pardon me , dear madam ; +Yet to be known shortens my made intent : +My boon I make it that you know me not +Till time and I think meet . + +Then be 't so , my good lord . + +How does the king ? + +Madam , sleeps still . + +O you kind gods , +Cure this great breach in his abused nature ! +The untun'd and jarring senses , O ! wind up +Of this child-changed father ! + +So please your majesty +That we may wake the king ? he hath slept long . + +Be govern'd by your knowledge , and proceed +I' the sway of your own will . Is he array'd ? + + +Ay , madam ; in the heaviness of sleep , +We put fresh garments on him . + +Be by , good madam , when we do awake him ; +I doubt not of his temperance . + +Very well . + + +Please you , draw near . Louder the music there . + +O my dear father ! Restoration , hang +Thy medicine on my lips , and let this kiss +Repair those violent harms that my two sisters +Have in thy reverence made ! + +Kind and dear princess ! + +Had you not been their father , these white flakes +Had challeng'd pity of them . Was this a face +To be expos'd against the warring winds ? +To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder ? +In the most terrible and nimble stroke +Of quick cross lightning ? to watch poor perdu ! +With this thin helm ? Mine enemy's dog , +Though he had bit me , should have stood that night +Against my fire . And wast thou fain , poor father , +To hovel thee with swine and rogues forlorn , +In short and musty straw ? Alack , alack ! +'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once +Had not concluded all . He wakes ; speak to him . + +Madam , do you ; 'tis fittest . + +How does my royal lord ? How fares your majesty ? + +You do me wrong to take me out o' the grave ; +Thou art a soul in bliss ; but I am bound +Upon a wheel of fire , that mine own tears +Do scald like molten lead . + +Sir , do you know me ? + +You are a spirit , I know ; when did you die ? + +Still , still , far wide . + +He's scarce awake ; let him alone awhile . + +Where have I been ? Where am I ? Fair day-light ? +I am mightily abus'd . I should even die with pity +To see another thus . I know not what to say . +I will not swear these are my hands : let's see ; +I feel this pin prick . Would I were assur'd +Of my condition ! + +O ! look upon me , sir , +And hold your hands in benediction o'er me . +No , sir , you must not kneel . + +Pray , do not mock me : +I am a very foolish fond old man , +Fourscore and upward , not an hour more or less ; +And , to deal plainly , +I fear I am not in my perfect mind . +Methinks I should know you and know this man ; +Yet I am doubtful : for I am mainly ignorant +What place this is , and all the skill I have +Remembers not these garments ; nor I know not +Where I did lodge last night . Do not laugh at me ; +For , as I am a man , I think this lady +To be my child Cordelia . + +And so I am , I am . + +Be your tears wet ? Yes , faith . I pray , weep not : +If you have poison for me , I will drink it . +I know you do not love me ; for your sisters +Have , as I do remember , done me wrong : +You have some cause , they have not . + +No cause , no cause . + +Am I in France ? + +In your own kingdom , sir . + +Do not abuse me . + +Be comforted , good madam ; the great rage , +You see , is kill'd in him ; and yet it is danger +To make him even o'er the time he has lost . +Desire him to go in ; trouble him no more +Till further settling . + +Will 't please your highness walk ? + +You must bear with me . +Pray you now , forget and forgive : I am old and foolish . + + +Holds it true , sir , that the Duke of Cornwall was so slain ? + +Most certain , sir . + +Who is conductor of his people ? + +As 'tis said , the bastard son of Gloucester . + +They say Edgar , his banished son , is with the Earl of Kent in Germany . + +Report is changeable . 'Tis time to look about ; the powers of the kingdom approach apace . + +The arbitrement is like to be bloody . +Fare you well , sir . + + +My point and period will be throughly wrought , +Or well or ill , as this day's battle's fought . + +Know of the duke if his last purpose hold , +Or whether since he is advis'd by aught +To change the course ; he's full of alteration +And self-reproving ; bring his constant pleasure . + + +Our sister's man is certainly miscarried . + +'Tis to be doubted , madam . + +Now , sweet lord , +You know the goodness I intend upon you : +Tell me , but truly , but then speak the truth , +Do you not love my sister ? + +In honour'd love . + +But have you never found my brother's way +To the forefended place ? + +That thought abuses you . + +I am doubtful that you have been conjunct +And bosom'd with her , as far as we call hers . + +No , by mine honour , madam . + +I never shall endure her : dear my lord , +Be not familiar with her . + +Fear me not . +She and the duke her husband ! + + +I had rather lose the battle than that sister +Should loosen him and me . + +Our very loving sister , well be-met . +Sir , this I heard , the king is come to his daughter , +With others ; whom the rigour of our state +Forc'd to cry out . Where I could not be honest +I never yet was valiant : for this business , +It toucheth us , as France invades our land , +Not bolds the king , with others , whom , I fear , +Most just and heavy causes make oppose . + +Sir , you speak nobly . + +Why is this reason'd ? + +Combine together 'gainst the enemy ; +For these domestic and particular broils +Are not the question here . + +Let's then determine +With the ancient of war on our proceeding . + +I shall attend you presently at your tent . + +Sister , you'll go with us ? + +No . + +'Tis most convenient ; pray you , go with us . + +O , ho ! I know the riddle . [Aloud .] I will go . + + +If e'er your Grace had speech with man so poor , +Hear me one word . + +I'll overtake you . Speak . + + +Before you fight the battle , ope this letter . +If you have victory , let the trumpet sound +For him that brought it : wretched though I seem , +I can produce a champion that will prove +What is avouched there . If you miscarry , +Your business of the world hath so an end , +And machination ceases . Fortune love you ! + +Stay till I have read the letter . + +I was forbid it . +When time shall serve , let but the herald cry , +And I'll appear again . + +Why , fare thee well : I will o'erlook thy paper . + +The enemy's in view ; draw up your powers . +Here is the guess of their true strength and forces +By diligent discovery ; but your haste +Is now urg'd on you . + +We will greet the time . + + +To both these sisters have I sworn my love ; +Each jealous of the other , as the stung +Are of the adder . Which of them shall I take ? +Both ? one ? or neither ? Neither can be enjoy'd +If both remain alive : to take the widow +Exasperates , makes mad her sister Goneril ; +And hardly shall I carry out my side , +Her husband being alive . Now then , we'll use +His countenance for the battle ; which being done +Let her who would be rid of him devise +His speedy taking off . As for the mercy +Which he intends to Lear , and to Cordelia , +The battle done , and they within our power , +Shall never see his pardon ; for my state +Stands on me to defend , not to debate . + +Here , father , take the shadow of this tree +For your good host ; pray that the right may thrive . +If ever I return to you again , +I'll bring you comfort . + +Grace go with you , sir ! + +Away , old man ! give me thy hand : away ! +King Lear hath lost , he and his daughter ta'en . +Give me thy hand ; come on . + +No further , sir ; a man may rot even here . + +What ! in ill thoughts again ? Men must endure +Their going hence , even as their coming hither : +Ripeness is all . Come on . + +And that's true too . + +Some officers take them away : good guard , +Until their greater pleasures first be known +That are to censure them . + +We are not the first +Who , with best meaning , have incurr'd the worst . +For thee , oppressed king , am I cast down ; +Myself could else out-frown false Fortune's frown . +Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters ? + +No , no , no , no ! Come , let's away to prison ; +We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage : +When thou dost ask me blessing , I'll kneel down , +And ask of thee forgiveness : so we'll live , +And pray , and sing , and tell old tales , and laugh +At gilded butterflies , and hear poor rogues +Talk of court news ; and we'll talk with them too , +Who loses and who wins ; who's in , who's out ; +And take upon's the mystery of things , +As if we were God's spies : and we'll wear out , +In a wall'd prison , packs and sets of great ones +That ebb and flow by the moon . + +Take them away . + +Upon such sacrifices , my Cordelia , +The gods themselves throw incense . Have I caught thee ? +He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven , +And fire us hence like foxes . Wipe thine eyes ; +The goujeres shall devour them , flesh and fell , +Ere they shall make us weep : we'll see 'em starve first . +Come . + + +Come hither , captain ; hark , +Take thou this note ; + +go follow them to prison : +One step I have advanc'd thee ; if thou dost +As this instructs thee , thou dost make thy way +To noble fortunes ; know thou this , that men +Are as the time is ; to be tender-minded +Does not become a sword ; thy great employment +Will not bear question ; either say thou'lt do't , +Or thrive by other means . + +I'll do't , my lord . + +About it ; and write happy when thou hast done . +Mark ,I say , instantly , and carry it so +As I have set it down . + +I cannot draw a cart nor eat dried oats ; +If it be man's work I will do it . + +Sir , you have show'd to-day your valiant strain , +And fortune led you well ; you have the captives +Who were the opposites of this day's strife ; +We do require them of you , so to use them +As we shall find their merits and our safety +May equally determine . + +Sir , I thought it fit +To send the old and miserable king +To some retention , and appointed guard ; +Whose age has charms in it , whose title more , +To pluck the common bosom on his side , +And turn our impress'd lances in our eyes +Which do command them . With him I sent the queen ; +My reason all the same ; and they are ready +To-morrow , or at further space , to appear +Where you shall hold your session . At this time +We sweat and bleed ; the friend hath lost his friend , +And the best quarrels , in the heat , are curs'd +By those that feel their sharpness ; +The question of Cordelia and her father +Requires a fitter place . + +Sir , by your patience , +I hold you but a subject of this war , +Not as a brother . + +That's as we list to grace him : +Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded , +Ere you had spoke so far . He led our powers , +Bore the commission of my place and person ; +The which immediacy may well stand up , +And call itself your brother . + +Not so hot ; +In his own grace he doth exalt himself +More than in your addition . + +In my rights , +By me invested , he compeers the best . + +That were the most , if he should husband you . + +Jesters do oft prove prophets . + +Holla , holla ! +That eye that told you so look'd but a-squint . + +Lady , I am not well ; else I should answer +From a full-flowing stomach . General , +Take thou my soldiers , prisoners , patrimony ; +Dispose of them , of me ; the walls are thine ; +Witness the world , that I create thee here +My lord and master . + +Mean you to enjoy him ? + +The let-alone lies not in your good will . + +Nor in thine , lord . + +Half-blooded fellow , yes . + +Let the drum strike , and prove my title thine . + +Stay yet ; hear reason . Edmund , I arrest thee +On capital treason ; and , in thy arrest , +This gilded serpent . + +For your claim , fair sister , +I bar it in the interest of my wife ; +'Tis she is sub-contracted to this lord , +And I , her husband , contradict your bans . +If you will marry , make your love to me , +My lady is bespoke . + +An interlude ! + +Thou art arm'd , Gloucester ; let the trumpet sound : +If none appear to prove upon thy person +Thy heinous , manifest , and many treasons , +There is my pledge ; + +I'll prove it on thy heart , +Ere I taste bread , thou art in nothing less +Than I have here proclaim'd thee . + +Sick ! O sick ! + +If not , I'll ne'er trust medicine . + +There's my exchange : + +what in the world he is +That names me traitor , villain-like be lies . +Call by thy trumpet : he that dares approach , +On him , on you , who not ? I will maintain +My truth and honour firmly . + +A herald , ho ! + +A herald , ho ! a herald ! + +Trust to thy single virtue ; for thy soldiers , +All levied in my name , have in my name +Took their discharge . + +My sickness grows upon me . + +She is not well ; convey her to my tent . + +Come hither , herald , + + +Let the trumpet sound , + +And read out this . + +Sound , trumpet ! + + +If any man of quality or degree within the lists of the army will maintain upon Edmund , supposed Earl of Gloucester , that he is a manifold traitor , let him appear at the third sound of the trumpet . He is bold in his defence . + +Sound ! + + +Again ! + + +Again ! + + +Ask him his purposes , why he appears +Upon this call o' the trumpet . + +What are you ? +Your name ? your quality ? and why you answer +This present summons ? + +Know , my name is lost ; +By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit : +Yet am I noble as the adversary +I come to cope . + +Which is that adversary ? + +What's he that speaks for Edmund Earl of Gloucester ? + +Himself : what sayst thou to him ? + +Draw thy sword , +That , if my speech offend a noble heart , +Thy arm may do thee justice ; here is mine : +Behold , it is the privilege of mine honours , +My oath , and my profession : I protest , +Maugre thy strength , youth , place , and eminence , +Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune , +Thy valour and thy heart , thou art a traitor , +False to thy gods , thy brother , and thy father , +Conspirant 'gainst this high illustrious prince , +And , from the extremest upward of thy head +To the descent and dust below thy foot , +A most toad-spotted traitor . Say thou 'No ,' +This sword , this arm , and my best spirits are bent +To prove upon thy heart , whereto I speak , +Thou liest . + +In wisdom I should ask thy name ; +But since thy outside looks so fair and war-like , +And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes , +What safe and nicely I might well delay +By rule of knighthood , I disdain and spurn ; +Back do I toss these treasons to thy head , +With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart , +Which , for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise , +This sword of mine shall give them instant way , +Where they shall rest for ever . Trumpets , speak ! + + +Save him , save him ! + +This is practice , Gloucester : +By the law of arms thou wast not bound to answer +An unknown opposite ; thou art not vanquish'd , +But cozen'd and beguil'd . + +Shut your mouth , dame , +Or with this paper shall I stop it . Hold , sir ; +Thou worse than any name , read thine own evil : +No tearing , lady ; I perceive you know it . + + +Say , if I do , the laws are mine , not thine : +Who can arraign me for 't ? + + +Most monstrous ! +Know'st thou this paper ? + +Ask me not what I know . + +Go after her : she's desperate ; govern her . + + +What you have charg'd me with , that have I done , +And more , much more ; the time will bring it out : +'Tis past , and so am I . But what art thou +That hast this fortune on me ? If thou'rt noble , +I do forgive thee . + +Let's exchange charity . +I am no less in blood than thou art , Edmund ; +If more , the more thou hast wrong'd me . +My name is Edgar , and thy father's son . +The gods are just , and of our pleasant vices +Make instruments to plague us : +The dark and vicious place where thee he got +Cost him his eyes . + +Thou hast spoken right , 'tis true ; +The wheel is come full circle ; I am here . + +Methought thy very gait did prophesy +A royal nobleness : I must embrace thee : +Let sorrow split my heart , if ever I +Did hate thee or thy father . + +Worthy prince , I know 't . + +Where have you hid yourself ? +How have you known the miseries of your father ? + +By nursing them , my lord . List a brief tale ; +And , when 'tis told , O ! that my heart would burst , +The bloody proclamation to escape +That follow'd me so near ,O ! our lives' sweetness , +That we the pain of death would hourly die +Rather than die at once !taught me to shift +Into a madman's rags , to assume a semblance +That very dogs disdain'd : and in this habit +Met I my father with his bleeding rings , +Their precious stones new lost ; became his guide , +Led him , begg'd for him , sav'd him from despair ; +Never ,O fault !reveal'd myself unto him , +Until some half hour past , when I was arm'd ; +Not sure , though hoping , of this good success , +I ask'd his blessing , and from first to last +Told him my pilgrimage : but his flaw'd heart , +Alack ! too weak the conflict to support ; +'Twixt two extremes of passion , joy and grief , +Burst smilingly . + +This speech of yours hath mov'd me , +And shall perchance do good ; but speak you on ; +You look as you had something more to say . + +If there be more , more woeful , hold it in ; +For I am almost ready to dissolve , +Hearing of this . + +This would have seem'd a period +To such as love not sorrow ; but another , +To amplify too much , would make much more , +And top extremity . +Whilst I was big in clamour came there a man , +Who , having seen me in my worst estate , +Shunn'd my abhorr'd society ; but then , finding +Who 'twas that so endur'd , with his strong arms +He fasten'd on my neck , and bellow'd out +As he'd burst heaven ; threw him on my father ; +Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him +That ever ear receiv'd ; which in recounting +His grief grew puissant , and the strings of life +Began to crack : twice then the trumpet sounded , +And there I left him tranc'd . + +But who was this ? + +Kent , sir , the banish'd Kent ; who in disguise +Follow'd his enemy king , and did him service +Improper for a slave . + + +Help , help ! O help ! + +What kind of help ? + +Speak , man . + +What means that bloody knife ? + +'Tis hot , it smokes ; +It came even from the heart of O ! she's dead . + +Who dead ? speak , man . + +Your lady , sir , your lady : and her sister +By her is poison'd ; she confesses it . + +I was contracted to them both : all three +Now marry in an instant . + +Here comes Kent . + +Produce the bodies , be they alive or dead : +This judgment of the heavens , that makes us tremble , +Touches us not with pity . + +O ! is this he ? +The time will not allow the compliment + +Which very manners urges . + +I am come +To bid my king and master aye good-night ; +Is he not here ? + +Great thing of us forgot ! +Speak , Edmund , where's the king ? and where's Cordelia ? +Seest thou this object , Kent ? + + +Alack ! why thus ? + +Yet Edmund was belov'd : +The one the other poison'd for my sake , +And after slew herself . + +Even so . Cover their faces . + +I pant for life : some good I mean to do +Despite of mine own nature . Quickly send , +Be brief in it , to the castle ; for my writ +Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia . +Nay , send in time . + +Run , run ! O run ! + +To whom , my lord ? Who has the office ? send +Thy token of reprieve . + +Well thought on : take my sword , +Give it the captain . + +Haste thee , for thy life . + + +He hath commission from my wife and me +To hang Cordelia in the prison , and +To lay the blame upon her own despair , +That she fordid herself . + +The gods defend her ! Bear him hence awhile . + +Howl , howl , howl , howl ! O ! you are men of stones : +Had I your tongues and eyes , I'd use them so +That heaven's vaults should crack . She's gone for ever . +I know when one is dead , and when one lives ; +She's dead as earth . Lend me a looking-glass ; +If that her breath will mist or stain the stone , +Why , then she lives . + +Is this the promis'd end ? + +Or image of that horror ? + +Fall and cease ? + +This feather stirs ; she lives ! if it be so , +It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows +That ever I have felt . + +O , my good master ! + +Prithee , away . + +'Tis noble Kent , your friend . + +A plague upon you , murderers , traitors all ! +I might have sav'd her ; now , she's gone for ever ! +Cordelia , Cordelia ! stay a little . Ha ! +What is 't thou sayst ? Her voice was ever soft , +Gentle and low , an excellent thing in woman . +I kill'd the slave that was a hanging thee . + +'Tis true , my lord , he did . + +Did I not , fellow ? +I have seen the day , with my good biting falchion +I would have made them skip : I am old now , +And these same crosses spoil me . Who are you ? +Mine eyes are not o' the best : I'll tell you straight . + +If fortune brag of two she lov'd and hated , +One of them we behold . + +This is a dull sight . Are you not Kent ? + +The same , +Your servant Kent . Where is your servant Caius ? + +He's a good fellow , I can tell you that ; +He'll strike , and quickly too . He's dead and rotten . + +No , my good lord ; I am the very man + +I'll see that straight . + +That , from your first of difference and decay , +Have follow'd your sad steps . + +You are welcome hither . + +Nor no man else ; all's cheerless , dark , and deadly : +Your eldest daughters have fordone themselves , +And desperately are dead . + +Ay , so I think . + +He knows not what he says , and vain it is +That we present us to him . + +Very bootless . + + +Edmund is dead , my lord . + +That's but a trifle here . +You lords and noble friends , know our intent ; +What comfort to this great decay may come +Shall be applied : for us , we will resign , +During the life of this old majesty , +To him our absolute power : + +You , to your rights ; +With boot and such addition as your honours +Have more than merited . All friends shall taste +The wages of their virtue , and all foes +The cup of their deservings . O ! see , see ! + +And my poor fool is hang'd ! No , no , no life ! +Why should a dog , a horse , a rat , have life , +And thou no breath at all ? Thou'lt come no more , +Never , never , never , never , never ! +Pray you , undo this button : thank you , sir . +Do you see this ? Look on her , look , her lips , +Look there , look there ! + + +He faints !my lord , my lord ! + +Break , heart ; I prithee , break . + +Look up , my lord . + +Vex not his ghost : O ! let him pass ; he hates him +That would upon the rack of this tough world +Stretch him out longer . + +He is gone , indeed . + +The wonder is he hath endur'd so long : +He but usurp'd his life . + +Bear them from hence . Our present business +Is general woe . + +Friends of my soul , you twain +Rule in this realm , and the gor'd state sustain . + +I have a journey , sir , shortly to go ; +My master calls me , I must not say no . + +The weight of this sad time we must obey ; +Speak what we feel , not what we ought to say . +The oldest hath borne most : we that are young , +Shall never see so much , nor live so long . + +MACBETH + +When shall we three meet again +In thunder , lightning , or in rain ? + +When the hurlyburly's done , +When the battle's lost and won . + +That will be ere the set of sun . + +Where the place ? + +Upon the heath . + +There to meet with Macbeth . + +I come , Graymalkin ! + +Paddock calls . + +Anon . + +Fair is foul , and foul is fair : +Hover through the fog and filthy air . + +What bloody man is that ? He can report , +As seemeth by his plight , of the revolt +The newest state . + +This is the sergeant +Who , like a good and hardy soldier fought +'Gainst my captivity . Hail , brave friend ! +Say to the king the knowledge of the broil +As thou didst leave it . + +Doubtful it stood ; +As two spent swimmers , that do cling together +And choke their art . The merciless Macdonwald +Worthy to be a rebel , for to that +The multiplying villanies of nature +Do swarm upon him from the western isles +Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied ; +And fortune , on his damned quarrel smiling , +Show'd like a rebel's whore : but all's too weak ; +For brave Macbeth ,well he deserves that name , +Disdaining fortune , with his brandish'd steel , +Which smok'd with bloody execution , +Like valour's minion carv'd out his passage +Till he fac'd the slave ; +Which ne'er shook hands , nor bade farewell to him , +Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps , +And fix'd his head upon our battlements . + +O valiant cousin ! worthy gentleman ! + +As whence the sun 'gins his reflection +Shipwracking storms and direful thunders break , +So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come +Discomfort swells . Mark , King of Scotland , mark : +No sooner justice had with valour arm'd +Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels , +But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage , +With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men +Began a fresh assault . + +Dismay'd not this +Our captains , Macbeth and Banquo ? + +Yes ; +As sparrows eagles , or the hare the lion . +If I say sooth , I must report they were +As cannons overcharg'd with double cracks ; +So they +Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe : +Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds , +Or memorize another Golgotha , +I cannot tell +But I am faint , my gashes cry for help . + +So well thy words become thee as thy wounds ; +They smack of honour both . Go , get him surgeons . + + +Who comes here ? + +The worthy Thane of Ross . + +What a haste looks through his eyes ! So should he look +That seems to speak things strange . + +God save the king ! + +Whence cam'st thou , worthy thane ? + +From Fife , great king ; +Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky +And fan our people cold . Norway himself , +With terrible numbers , +Assisted by that most disloyal traitor , +The Thane of Cawdor , began a dismal conflict ; +Till that Bellona's bridegroom , lapp'd in proof , +Confronted him with self-comparisons , +Point against point , rebellious arm 'gainst arm , +Curbing his lavish spirit : and , to conclude , +The victory fell on us . + +Great happiness ! + +That now +Sweno , the Norways' king , craves composition ; +Nor would we deign him burial of his men +Till he disbursed , at Saint Colme's Inch , +Ten thousand dollars to our general use . + +No more that Thane of Cawdor shall deceive +Our bosom interest . Go pronounce his present death , +And with his former title greet Macbeth . + +I'll see it done . + +What he hath lost noble Macbeth hath won . + + +Where hast thou been , sister ? + +Killing swine . + +Sister , where thou ? + +A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap , +And munch'd , and munch'd , and munch'd : 'Give me ,' quoth I : +'Aroint thee , witch !' the rump-fed ronyon cries . +Her husband's to Aleppo gone , master o' the Tiger : +But in a sieve I'll thither sail , +And , like a rat without a tail , +I'll do , I'll do , and I'll do . + +I'll give thee a wind . + +Thou'rt kind . + +And I another . + +I myself have all the other ; +And the very ports they blow , +All the quarters that they know +I' the shipman's card . +I'll drain him dry as hay : +Sleep shall neither night nor day +Hang upon his pent-house lid ; +He shall live a man forbid . +Weary se'nnights nine times nine +Shall he dwindle , peak and pine : +Though his bark cannot be lost , +Yet it shall be tempest-tost . +Look what I have . + +Show me , show me . + +Here I have a pilot's thumb , +Wrack'd as homeward he did come . + + +A drum ! a drum ! +Macbeth doth come . + +The weird sisters , hand in hand , +Posters of the sea and land , +Thus do go about , about : +Thrice to thine , and thrice to mine , +And thrice again , to make up nine . +Peace ! the charm's wound up . + + +So foul and fair a day I have not seen . + +How far is 't call'd to Forres ? What are these , +So wither'd and so wild in their attire , +That look not like th' inhabitants o' the earth , +And yet are on 't ? Live you ? or are you aught +That man may question ? You seem to understand me , +By each at once her choppy finger laying +Upon her skinny lips : you should be women , +And yet your beards forbid me to interpret +That you are so . + +Speak , if you can : what are you ? + +All hail , Macbeth ! hail to thee , Thane of Glamis ! + +All hail , Macbeth ! hail to thee , Thane of Cawdor ! + +All hail , Macbeth ! that shalt be king hereafter . + +Good sir , why do you start , and seem to fear +Things that do sound so fair ? I' the name of truth , +Are ye fantastical , or that indeed +Which outwardly ye show ? My noble partner +You greet with present grace and great prediction +Of noble having and of royal hope , +That he seems rapt withal : to me you speak not . +If you can look into the seeds of time , +And say which grain will grow and which will not , +Speak then to me , who neither beg nor fear +Your favours nor your hate . + +Hail ! + +Hail ! + +Hail ! + +Lesser than Macbeth , and greater . + +Not so happy , yet much happier . + +Thou shalt get kings , though thou be none : +So , all hail , Macbeth and Banquo ! + +Banquo and Macbeth , all hail ! + +Stay , you imperfect speakers , tell me more : +By Sinel's death I know I am Thane of Glamis ; +But how of Cawdor ? the Thane of Cawdor lives , +A prosperous gentleman ; and to be king +Stands not within the prospect of belief +No more than to be Cawdor . Say , from whence +You owe this strange intelligence ? or why +Upon this blasted heath you stop our way +With such prophetic greeting ? Speak , I charge you . + + +The earth hath bubbles , as the water has , +And these are of them . Whither are they vanish'd ? + +Into the air , and what seem'd corporal melted +As breath into the wind . Would they had stay'd ! + +Were such things here as we do speak about ? +Or have we eaten on the insane root +That takes the reason prisoner ? + +Your children shall be kings . + +You shall be king . + +And Thane of Cawdor too ; went it not so ? + +To the self-same tune and words . Who's here ? + + +The king hath happily receiv'd , Macbeth , +The news of thy success ; and when he reads +Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight , +His wonders and his praises do contend +Which should be thine or his . Silenc'd with that , +In viewing o'er the rest o' the self-same day , +He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks , +Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make , +Strange images of death . As thick as hail +Came post with post , and every one did bear +Thy praises in his kingdom's great defence , +And pour'd them down before him . + +We are sent +To give thee from our royal master thanks ; +Only to herald thee into his sight , +Not pay thee . + +And , for an earnest of a greater honour , +He bade me , from him , call thee Thane of Cawdor : +In which addition , hail , most worthy thane ! +For it is thine . + +What ! can the devil speak true ? + +The Thane of Cawdor lives : why do you dress me +In borrow'd robes ? + +Who was the thane lives yet ; +But under heavy judgment bears that life +Which he deserves to lose . Whether he was combin'd +With those of Norway , or did line the rebel +With hidden help or vantage , or that with both +He labour'd in his country's wrack , I know not ; +But treasons capital , confess'd and prov'd , +Have overthrown him . + +Glamis , and Thane of Cawdor : +The greatest is behind . + +Thanks for your pains . + + +Do you not hope your children shall be kings , +When those that gave the Thane of Cawdor to me +Promis'd no less to them ? + +That , trusted home , +Might yet enkindle you unto the crown , +Besides the Thane of Cawdor . But 'tis strange : +And oftentimes , to win us to our harm , +The instruments of darkness tell us truths , +Win us with honest trifles , to betray's +In deepest consequence . +Cousins , a word , I pray you . + +Two truths are told , +As happy prologues to the swelling act +Of the imperial theme . I thank you , gentlemen . + + +This supernatural soliciting +Cannot be ill , cannot be good ; if ill , +Why hath it given me earnest of success , +Commencing in a truth ? I am Thane of Cawdor : +If good , why do I yield to that suggestion +Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair +And make my seated heart knock at my ribs , +Against the use of nature ? Present fears +Are less than horrible imaginings ; +My thought , whose murder yet is but fantastical , +Shakes so my single state of man that function +Is smother'd in surmise , and nothing is +But what is not . + +Look , how our partner's rapt . + +If chance will have me king , why , chance may crown me , +Without my stir . + +New honours come upon him , +Like our strange garments , cleave not to their mould +But with the aid of use . + +Come what come may , +Time and the hour runs through the roughest day . + +Worthy Macbeth , we stay upon your leisure . + +Give me your favour : my dull brain was wrought +With things forgotten . Kind gentlemen , your pains +Are register'd where every day I turn +The leaf to read them . Let us toward the king . +Think upon what hath chanc'd ; and , at more time , +The interim having weigh'd it , let us speak +Our free hearts each to other . + +Very gladly . + +Till then , enough . Come , friends . + + +Is execution done on Cawdor ? Are not +Those in commission yet return'd ? + +My liege , +They are not yet come back ; but I have spoke +With one that saw him die ; who did report +That very frankly he confess'd his treasons , +Implor'd your highness' pardon and set forth +A deep repentance . Nothing in his life +Became him like the leaving it ; he died +As one that had been studied in his death +To throw away the dearest thing he ow'd , +As 'twere a careless trifle . + +There's no art +To find the mind's construction in the face : +He was a gentleman on whom I built +An absolute trust . + + +O worthiest cousin ! +The sin of my ingratitude even now +Was heavy on me . Thou art so far before +That swiftest wing of recompense is slow +To overtake thee ; would thou hadst less deserv'd , +That the proportion both of thanks and payment +Might have been mine ! only I have left to say , + +More is thy due than more than all can pay . + +The service and the loyalty I owe , +In doing it , pays itself . Your highness' part +Is to receive our duties : and our duties +Are to your throne and state , children and servants ; +Which do but what they should , by doing everything +Safe toward your love and honour . + +Welcome hither : +I have begun to plant thee , and will labour +To make thee full of growing . Noble Banquo , +That hast no less deserv'd , nor must be known +No less to have done so , let me infold thee +And hold thee to my heart . + +There if I grow , +The harvest is your own . + +My plenteous joys +Wanton in fulness , seek to hide themselves +In drops of sorrow . Sons , kinsmen , thanes , +And you whose places are the nearest , know +We will establish our estate upon +Our eldest , Malcolm , whom we name hereafter +The Prince of Cumberland ; which honour must +Not unaccompanied invest him only , +But signs of nobleness , like stars , shall shine +On all deservers . From hence to Inverness , +And bind us further to you . + +The rest is labour , which is not us'd for you : +I'll be myself the harbinger , and make joyful +The hearing of my wife with your approach ; +So , humbly take my leave . + +My worthy Cawdor ! + +The Prince of Cumberland ! that is a step +On which I must fall down , or else o'er-leap , +For in my way it lies . Stars , hide your fires ! +Let not light see my black and deep desires ; +The eye wink at the hand ; yet let that be +Which the eye fears , when it is done , to see . + + +True , worthy Banquo ; he is full so valiant , +And in his commendations I am fed ; +It is a banquet to me . Let's after him , +Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome : +It is a peerless kinsman . + +They met me in the day of success ; and I have learned by the perfectest report , they have more in them than mortal knowledge . When I burned in desire to question them further , they made themselves air , into which they vanished . Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it , came missives from the king , who all-hailed me , 'Thane of Cawdor ;' by which title , before , these weird sisters saluted me , and referred me to the coming on of time , with , 'Hail , king that shall be !' This have I thought good to deliver thee , my dearest partner of greatness , that thou mightest not lose the dues of rejoicing , by being ignorant of what greatness is promised thee . Lay it to thy heart , and farewell . +Glamis thou art , and Cawdor ; and shalt be +What thou art promis'd . Yet do I fear thy nature ; +It is too full o' the milk of human kindness +To catch the nearest way ; thou wouldst be great , +Art not without ambition , but without +The illness should attend it ; what thou wouldst highly , +That thou wouldst holily ; wouldst not play false , +And yet wouldst wrongly win ; thou'dst have , great Glamis , +That which cries , 'Thus thou must do , if thou have it ;' +And that which rather thou dost fear to do +Than wishest should be undone . Hie thee hither , +That I may pour my spirits in thine ear , +And chastise with the valour of my tongue +All that impedes thee from the golden round , +Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem +To have thee crown'd withal . + +What is your tidings ? + +The king comes here to-night . + +Thou'rt mad to say it . +Is not thy master with him ? who , were't so , +Would have inform'd for preparation . + +So please you , it is true : our thane is coming ; +One of my fellows had the speed of him , +Who , almost dead for breath , had scarcely more +Than would make up his message . + +Give him tending ; +He brings great news . + +The raven himself is hoarse +That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan +Under my battlements . Come , you spirits +That tend on mortal thoughts ! unsex me here , +And fill me from the crown to the toe top full +Of direst cruelty ; make thick my blood , +Stop up the access and passage to remorse , +That no compunctious visitings of nature +Shake my fell purpose , nor keep peace between +The effect and it ! Come to my woman's breasts , +And take my milk for gall , you murdering ministers , +Wherever in your sightless substances +You wait on nature's mischief ! Come , thick night , +And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell , +That my keen knife see not the wound it makes , +Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark , +To cry , 'Hold , hold !' + + +Great Glamis ! worthy Cawdor ! +Greater than both , by the all-hail hereafter ! +Thy letters have transported me beyond +This ignorant present , and I feel now + +The future in the instant . + +My dearest love , +Duncan comes here to-night . + +And when goes hence ? + +To-morrow , as he purposes . + +O ! never +Shall sun that morrow see . +Your face , my thane , is as a book where men +May read strange matters . To beguile the time , +Look like the time ; bear welcome in your eye , +Your hand , your tongue : look like the innocent flower , +But be the serpent under't . He that's coming +Must be provided for ; and you shall put +This night's great business into my dispatch ; +Which shall to all our nights and days to come +Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom . + +We will speak further . + +Only look up clear ; +To alter favour ever is to fear . +Leave all the rest to me . + +This castle hath a pleasant seat ; the air +Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself +Unto our gentle senses . + +This guest of summer , +The temple-haunting martlet , does approve +By his lov'd mansionry that the heaven's breath +Smells wooingly here : no jutty , frieze , +Buttress , nor coign of vantage , but this bird +Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle : +Where they most breed and haunt , I have observ'd +The air is delicate . + + +See , see , our honour'd hostess ! +The love that follows us sometime is our trouble , +Which still we thank as love . Herein I teach you +How you shall bid God 'eyld us for your pains , +And thank us for your trouble . + +All our service , +In every point twice done , and then done double , +Were poor and single business , to contend +Against those honours deep and broad wherewith +Your majesty loads our house : for those of old , +And the late dignities heap'd up to them , +We rest your hermits . + +Where's the Thane of Cawdor ? +We cours'd him at the heels , and had a purpose +To be his purveyor ; but he rides well , +And his great love , sharp as his spur , hath holp him +To his home before us . Fair and noble hostess , +We are your guest to-night . + +Your servants ever +Have theirs , themselves , and what is theirs , in compt , +To make their audit at your highness' pleasure , +Still to return your own . + +Give me your hand ; +Conduct me to mine host : we love him highly , +And shall continue our graces towards him . +By your leave , hostess . + +If it were done when 'tis done , then 'twere well +It were done quickly ; if the assassination +Could trammel up the consequence , and catch +With his surcease success ; that but this blow +Might be the be-all and the end-all here , +But here , upon this bank and shoal of time , +We'd jump the life to come . But in these cases +We still have judgment here ; that we but teach +Bloody instructions , which , being taught , return +To plague the inventor ; this even-handed justice +Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice +To our own lips . He's here in double trust : +First , as I am his kinsman and his subject , +Strong both against the deed ; then , as his host , +Who should against his murderer shut the door , +Not bear the knife myself . Besides , this Duncan +Hath borne his faculties so meek , hath been +So clear in his great office , that his virtues +Will plead like angels trumpet-tongu'd against +The deep damnation of his taking-off ; +And pity , like a naked new-born babe , +Striding the blast , or heaven's cherubin , hors'd +Upon the sightless couriers of the air , +Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye , +That tears shall drown the wind . I have no spur +To prick the sides of my intent , but only +Vaulting ambition , which o'er-leaps itself +And falls on the other . + +How now ! what news ? + +He has almost supp'd : why have you left the chamber ? + +Hath he ask'd for me ? + +Know you not he has ? + +We will proceed no further in this business : +He hath honour'd me of late ; and I have bought +Golden opinions from all sorts of people , +Which would be worn now in their newest gloss , +Not cast aside so soon . + +Was the hope drunk , +Wherein you dress'd yourself ? hath it slept since , +And wakes it now , to look so green and pale +At what it did so freely ? From this time +Such I account thy love . Art thou afeard +To be the same in thine own act and valour +As thou art in desire ? Wouldst thou have that +Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life , +And live a coward in thine own esteem , +Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would ,' +Like the poor cat i' the adage ? + +Prithee , peace . +I dare do all that may become a man ; +Who dares do more is none . + +What beast was't , then , +That made you break this enterprise to me ? +When you durst do it then you were a man ; +And , to be more than what you were , you would +Be so much more the man . Nor time nor place +Did then adhere , and yet you would make both : +They have made themselves , and that their fitness now +Does unmake you . I have given suck , and know +How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me : +I would , while it was smiling in my face , +Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums , +And dash'd the brains out , had I so sworn as you +Have done to this . + +If we should fail , + +We fail ! +But screw your courage to the sticking-place , +And we'll not fail . When Duncan is asleep , +Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey +Soundly invite him , his two chamberlains +Will I with wine and wassail so convince +That memory , the warder of the brain , +Shall be a fume , and the receipt of reason +A limbeck only ; when in swinish sleep +Their drenched natures lie , as in a death , +What cannot you and I perform upon +The unguarded Duncan ? what not put upon +His spongy officers , who shall bear the guilt +Of our great quell ? + +Bring forth men-children only ; +For thy undaunted mettle should compose +Nothing but males . Will it not be receiv'd , +When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two +Of his own chamber and us'd their very daggers , +That they have done't ? + +Who dares receive it other , +As we shall make our griefs and clamour roar +Upon his death ? + +I am settled , and bend up +Each corporal agent to this terrible feat . +Away , and mock the time with fairest show : +False face must hide what the false heart doth know . + +How goes the night , boy ? + +The moon is down ; I have not heard the clock . + +And she goes down at twelve . + +I take't , 'tis later , sir . + +Hold , take my sword . There's husbandry in heaven ; +Their candles are all out . Take thee that too . +A heavy summons lies like lead upon me , +And yet I would not sleep : merciful powers ! +Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature +Gives way to in repose . + + +Give me my sword . + +Who's there ? + +A friend . + +What , sir ! not yet at rest ? The king's a-bed : +He hath been in unusual pleasure , and +Sent forth great largess to your offices . +This diamond he greets your wife withal , +By the name of most kind hostess ; and shut up +In measureless content . + +Being unprepar'd , +Our will became the servant to defect , +Which else should free have wrought . + +All's well . +I dreamt last night of the three weird sisters : +To you they have show'd some truth . + +I think not of them : +Yet , when we can entreat an hour to serve , +We would spend it in some words upon that business , +If you would grant the time . + +At your kind'st leisure . + +If you shall cleave to my consent , when 'tis , +It shall make honour for you . + +So I lose none +In seeking to augment it , but still keep +My bosom franchis'd and allegiance clear , +I shall be counsell'd . + +Good repose the while ! + +Thanks , sir : the like to you . + + +Go bid thy mistress , when my drink is ready +She strike upon the bell . Get thee to bed . + +Is this a dagger which I see before me , +The handle toward my hand ? Come , let me clutch thee : +I have thee not , and yet I see thee still . +Art thou not , fatal vision , sensible +To feeling as to sight ? or art thou but +A dagger of the mind , a false creation , +Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain ? +I see thee yet , in form as palpable +As this which now I draw . +Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going ; +And such an instrument I was to use . +Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses , +Or else worth all the rest : I see thee still ; +And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood , +Which was not so before . There's no such thing : +It is the bloody business which informs +Thus to mine eyes . Now o'er the one half-world +Nature seems dead , and wicked dreams abuse +The curtain'd sleep ; witchcraft celebrates +Pale Hecate's offerings ; and wither'd murder , +Alarum'd by his sentinel , the wolf , +Whose howl's his watch , thus with his stealthy pace , +With Tarquin's ravishing strides , toward his design +Moves like a ghost . Thou sure and firm-set earth , +Hear not my steps , which way they walk , for fear +Thy very stones prate of my whereabout , +And take the present horror from the time , +Which now suits with it . Whiles I threat he lives : +Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives . + +I go , and it is done ; the bell invites me . +Hear it not , Duncan ; for it is a knell +That summons thee to heaven or to hell . + + +That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold , +What hath quench'd them hath given me fire . Hark ! +Peace ! +It was the owl that shriek'd , the fatal bellman , +Which gives the stern'st good-night . He is about it : +The doors are open , and the surfeited grooms +Do mock their charge with snores : I have drugg'd their possets , +That death and nature do contend about them , +Whether they live or die . + +Who's there ? what , ho ! + +Alack ! I am afraid they have awak'd , +And 'tis not done ; the attempt and not the deed +Confounds us . Hark ! I laid their daggers ready ; +He could not miss them . Had he not resembled +My father as he slept I had done 't . My husband ! + + +I have done the deed . Didst thou not hear a noise ? + +I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry . +Did not you speak ? + +When ? + +Now . + +As I descended ? + +Ay . + +Hark ! +Who lies i' the second chamber ? + +Donalbain . + +This is a sorry sight . + +A foolish thought to say a sorry sight . + +There's one did laugh in 's sleep , and one cried 'Murder !' +That they did wake each other : I stood and heard them ; +But they did say their prayers , and address'd them +Again to sleep . + +There are two lodg'd together . + +One cried 'God bless us !' and 'Amen' the other : +As they had seen me with these hangman's hands . +Listening their fear , I could not say 'Amen ,' +When they did say 'God bless us !' + +Consider it not so deeply . + +But wherefore could not I pronounce 'Amen ?' +I had most need of blessing , and 'Amen' +Stuck in my throat . + +These deeds must not be thought +After these ways ; so , it will make us mad . + +Methought I heard a voice cry 'Sleep no more ! +Macbeth does murder sleep ,' the innocent sleep , +Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care , +The death of each day's life , sore labour's bath , +Balm of hurt minds , great nature's second course , +Chief nourisher in life's feast , + +What do you mean ? + +Still it cried , 'Sleep no more !' to all the house : +'Glamis hath murder'd sleep , and therefore Cawdor +Shall sleep no more , Macbeth shall sleep no more !' + +Who was it that thus cried ? Why , worthy thane , +You do unbend your noble strength to think +So brainsickly of things . Go get some water , +And wash this filthy witness from your hand . +Why did you bring these daggers from the place ? +They must lie there : go carry them , and smear +The sleepy grooms with blood . + +I'll go no more : +I am afraid to think what I have done ; +Look on 't again I dare not . + +Infirm of purpose ! +Give me the daggers . The sleeping and the dead +Are but as pictures ; 'tis the eye of childhood +That fears a painted devil . If he do bleed , +I'll gild the faces of the grooms withal ; +For it must seem their guilt . + + +Whence is that knocking ? +How is't with me , when every noise appals me ? +What hands are here ! Ha ! they pluck out mine eyes . +Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood +Clean from my hand ? No , this my hand will rather +The multitudinous seas incarnadine , +Making the green one red . + + +My hands are of your colour , but I shame +To wear a heart so white . + +I hear a knocking +At the south entry ; retire we to our chamber ; +A little water clears us of this deed ; +How easy is it , then ! Your constancy +Hath left you unattended . + +Hark ! more knocking . +Get on your night-gown , lest occasion call us , +And show us to be watchers . Be not lost +So poorly in your thoughts . + +To know my deed 'twere best not know myself . + +Wake Duncan with thy knocking ! I would thou couldst ! + + +Here's a knocking , indeed ! If a man were porter of hell-gate he should have old turning the key . + +Knock , knock , knock ! Who's there , i' the name of Beelzebub ? Here's a farmer that hanged himself on the expectation of plenty : come in time ; have napkins enough about you ; here you'll sweat for 't . [Knocking within .] Knock , knock ! Who's there i' the other devil's name ! Faith , here's an equivocator , that could swear in both the scales against either scale ; who committed treason enough for God's sake , yet could not equivocate to heaven : O ! come in , equivocator . [Knocking within .] Knock , knock , knock ! Who's there ? Faith , here's an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose : come in , tailor ; here you may roast your goose . [Knocking within .] Knock , knock ; never at quiet ! What are you ? But this place is too cold for hell . I'll devil-porter it no further : I had thought to have let in some of all professions , that go the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire . [Knocking within .] Anon , anon ! I pray you , remember the porter . + +Was it so late , friend , ere you went to bed , +That you do lie so late ? + +Faith , sir , we were carousing till the second cock ; and drink , sir , is a great provoker of three things . + +What three things does drink especially provoke ? + +Marry , sir , mose-painting , sleep , and urine . Lechery , sir , it provokes , and unprovokes ; it provokes the desire , but it takes away the performance . Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery ; it makes him , and it mars him ; it sets him on , and it takes him off ; it persuades him , and disheartens him ; makes him stand to , and not stand to ; in conclusion , equivocates him in a sleep , and , giving him the lie , leaves him . + +I believe drink gave thee the lie last night . + +That it did , sir , i' the very throat o' me : but I requited him for his lie ; and , I think , being too strong for him , though he took up my legs sometime , yet I made a shift to cast him . + +Is thy master stirring ? + +Our knocking has awak'd him ; here he comes . + +Good morrow , noble sir . + +Good morrow , both . + +Is the king stirring , worthy thane ? + +Not yet . + +He did command me to call timely on him : +I have almost slipp'd the hour . + +I'll bring you to him . + +I know this is a joyful trouble to you ; +But yet 'tis one . + +The labour we delight in physics pain . +This is the door . + +I'll make so bold to call , +For 'tis my limited service . + + +Goes the king hence to-day ? + +He does : he did appoint so . + +The night has been unruly : where we lay , +Ourchimneys were blown down ; and , as they say , +Lamentings heard i' the air ; strange screams of death , +And prophesying with accents terrible +Of dire combustion and confus'd events +New hatch'd to the woeful time . The obscure bird +Clamour'd the livelong night : some say the earth +Was feverous and did shake . + +'Twas a rough night . + +My young remembrance cannot parallel +A fellow to it . + + +O horror ! horror ! horror ! Tongue nor heart +Cannot conceive nor name thee ! + +What's the matter ? + +What's the matter ? + +Confusion now hath made his masterpiece ! +Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope +The Lord's anointed temple , and stole thence +The life o' the building ! + +What is 't you say ? the life ? + +Mean you his majesty ? + +Approach the chamber , and destroy your sight +With a new Gorgon : do not bid me speak ; +See , and then speak yourselves . + +Awake ! awake ! +Ring the alarum-bell . Murder and treason ! +Banquo and Donalbain ! Malcolm ! awake ! +Shake off this downy sleep , death's counterfeit , +And look on death itself ! up , up , and see +The great doom's image ! Malcolm ! Banquo ! +As from your graves rise up , and walk like sprites , +To countenance this horror ! Ring the bell . + +What's the business , +That such a hideous trumpet calls to parley +The sleepers of the house ? speak , speak ! + +O gentle lady ! +'Tis not for you to hear what I can speak ; +The repetition in a woman's ear +Would murder as it fell . + + +O Banquo ! Banquo ! + +Our royal master's murder'd ! + +Woe , alas ! +What ! in our house ? + +Too cruel any where . +Dear Duff , I prithee , contradict thyself , +And say it is not so . + + +Had I but died an hour before this chance +I had liv'd a blessed time ; for , from this instant , +There's nothing serious in mortality , +All is but toys ; renown and grace is dead , +The wine of life is drawn , and the mere lees +Is left this vault to brag of . + + +What is amiss ? + +You are , and do not know 't : +The spring , the head , the fountain of your blood +Is stopp'd ; the very source of it is stopp'd . + +Your royal father's murder'd . + +O ! by whom ? + +Those of his chamber , as it seem'd , had done 't : +Their hands and faces were all badg'd with blood ; +So were their daggers , which unwip'd we found +Upon their pillows : they star'd , and were distracted ; no man's life +Was to be trusted with them . + +O ! yet I do repent me of my fury , +That I did kill them . + +Wherefore did you so ? + +Who can be wise , amaz'd , temperate and furious , +Loyal and neutral , in a moment ? No man : +The expedition of my violent love +Outran the pauser , reason . Here lay Duncan , +His silver skin lac'd with his golden blood ; +And his gash'd stabs look'd like a breach in nature +For ruin's wasteful entrance : there , the murderers , +Steep'd in the colours of their trade , their daggers +Unmannerly breech'd with gore : who could refrain , +That had a heart to love , and in that heart +Courage to make 's love known ? + +Help me hence , ho ! + +Look to the lady . + +Why do we hold our tongues , +That most may claim this argument for ours : + +What should be spoken +Here where our fate , hid in an auger-hole , +May rush and seize us ? Let's away : our tears +Are not yet brew'd . + +Nor our strong sorrow +Upon the foot of motion . + +Look to the lady : + +And when we have our naked frailties hid , +That suffer in exposure , let us meet , +And question this most bloody piece of work , +To know it further . Fears and scruples shake us : +In the great hand of God I stand , and thence +Against the undivulg'd pretence I fight +Of treasonous malice . + +And so do I . + +So all . + +Let's briefly put on manly readiness , +And meet i' the hall together . + +Well contented . + + +What will you do ? Let's not consort with them : +To show an unfelt sorrow is an office +Which the false man does easy . I'll to England . + +To Ireland , I ; our separated fortune +Shall keep us both the safer : where we are , +There's daggers in men's smiles : the near in blood , +The nearer bloody . + +This murderous shaft that's shot +Hath not yet lighted , and our safest way +Is to avoid the aim : therefore , to horse ; +And let us not be dainty of leave-taking , +But shift away : there's warrant in that theft +Which steals itself when there's no mercy left . + + +Threescore and ten I can remember well ; +Within the volume of which time I have seen +Hours dreadful and things strange , but this sore night +Hath trifled former knowings . + +Ah ! good father , +Thou seest , the heavens , as troubled with man's act , +Threaten his bloody stage : by the clock 'tis day , +And yet dark night strangles the travelling lamp . +Is 't night's predominance , or the day's shame , +That darkness does the face of earth entomb , +When living light should kiss it ? + +'Tis unnatural , +Even like the deed that's done . On Tuesday last , +A falcon , towering in her pride of place , +Was by a mousing owl hawk'd at and kill'd . + +And Duncan's horses ,a thing most strange and certain , +Beauteous and swift , the minions of their race , +Turn'd wild in nature , broke their stalls , flung out , +Contending 'gainst obedience , as they would +Make war with mankind . + +'Tis said they eat each other . + +They did so ; to the amazement of mine eyes , +That look'd upon 't . Here comes the good Macduff . + +How goes the world , sir , now ? + +Why , see you not ? + +Is 't known who did this more than bloody deed ? + +Those that Macbeth hath slain . + +Alas , the day ! +What good could they pretend ? + +They were suborn'd . +Malcolm and Donalbain , the king's two sons , +Are stol'n away and fled , which puts upon them +Suspicion of the deed . + +'Gainst nature still ! +Thriftless ambition , that wilt ravin up +Thine own life's means ! Then 'tis most like +The sovereignty will fall upon Macbeth . + +He is already nam'd , and gone to Scone +To be invested . + +Where is Duncan's body ? + +Carried to Colmekill ; +The sacred storehouse of his predecessors +And guardian of their bones . + +Will you to Scone ? + +No , cousin , I'll to Fife . + +Well , I will thither . + +Well , may you see things well done there : adieu ! +Lest our old robes sit easier than our new ! + +Farewell , father . + +God's benison go with you ; and with those +That would make good of bad , and friends of foes ! + +Thou hast it now : King , Cawdor , Glamis , all , +As the weird women promis'd ; and , I fear , +Thou play'dst most foully for 't ; yet it was said +It should not stand in thy posterity , +But that myself should be the root and father +Of many kings . If there come truth from them , +As upon thee , Macbeth , their speeches shine , +Why , by the verities on thee made good , +May they not be my oracles as well , +And set me up in hope ? But , hush ! no more . + +Here's our chief guest . + +If he had been forgotten +It had been as a gap in our great feast , +And all-thing unbecoming . + +To-night we hold a solemn supper , sir , +And I'll request your presence . + +Let your highness +Command upon me ; to the which my duties +Are with a most indissoluble tie +For ever knit . + +Ride you this afternoon ? + +Ay , my good lord . + +We should have else desir'd your good advice +Which still hath been both grave and prosperous +In this day's council ; but we'll take to-morrow . +Is 't far you ride ? + +As far , my lord , as will fill up the time +'Twixt this and supper ; go not my horse the better , +I must become a borrower of the night +For a dark hour or twain . + +Fail not our feast . + +My lord , I will not . + +We hear our bloody cousins are bestow'd +In England and in Ireland , not confessing +Their cruel parricide , filling their hearers +With strange invention ; but of that to-morrow , +When therewithal we shall have cause of state +Craving us jointly . Hie you to horse ; adieu +Till you return at night . Goes Fleance with you ? + +Ay , my good lord : our time does call upon 's . + +I wish your horses swift and sure of foot ; +And so I do commend you to their backs . +Farewell . + +Let every man be master of his time +Till seven at night ; to make society +The sweeter welcome , we will keep ourself +Till supper-time alone ; while then , God be with you ! + +Sirrah , a word with you . Attend those men +Our pleasure ? + +They are , my lord , without the palace gate . + +Bring them before us . + +To be thus is nothing ; +But to be safely thus . Our fears in Banquo +Stick deep , and in his royalty of nature +Reigns that which would be fear'd : 'tis much he dares , +And , to that dauntless temper of his mind , +He hath a wisdom that doth guide his valour +To act in safety . There is none but he +Whose being I do fear ; and under him +My genius is rebuk'd , as it is said +Mark Antony's was by C sar . He chid the sisters +When first they put the name of king upon me , +And bade them speak to him ; then , prophet-like , +They hail'd him father to a line of kings . +Upon my head they plac'd a fruitless crown , +And put a barren sceptre in my gripe , +Thence to be wrench'd with an unlineal hand , +No son of mine succeeding . If 't be so , +For Banquo's issue have I fil'd my mind ; +For them the gracious Duncan have I murder'd ; +Put rancours in the vessel of my peace +Only for them ; and mine eternal jewel +Given to the common enemy of man , +To make them kings , the seed of Banquo kings ! +Rather than so , come fate into the list , +And champion me to the utterance ! Who's there ? + + +Now go to the door , and stay there till we call . + + +Was it not yesterday we spoke together ? + +It was , so please your highness . + +Well then , now +Have you consider'd of my speeches ? Know +That it was he in the times past which held you +So under fortune , which you thought had been +Our innocent self . This I made good to you +In our last conference , pass'd in probation with you , +How you were borne in hand , how cross'd , the instruments , +Who wrought with them , and all things else that might +To half a soul and to a notion craz'd +Say , 'Thus did Banquo .' + +You made it known to us . + +I did so ; and went further , which is now +Our point of second meeting . Do you find +Your patience so predominant in your nature +That you can let this go ? Are you so gospell'd +To pray for this good man and for his issue , +Whose heavy hand hath bow'd you to the grave +And beggar'd yours for ever ? + +We are men , my liege . + +Ay , in the catalogue ye go for men ; +As hounds and greyhounds , mongrels , spaniels , curs , +Shoughs , water-rugs , and demi-wolves , are clept +All by the name of dogs : the valu'd file +Distinguishes the swift , the slow , the subtle , +The housekeeper , the hunter , every one +According to the gift which bounteous nature +Hath in him clos'd ; whereby he does receive +Particular addition , from the bill +That writes them all alike : and so of men . +Now , if you have a station in the file , +Not i' the worst rank of manhood , say it ; +And I will put that business in your bosoms , +Whose execution takes your enemy off , +Grapples you to the heart and love of us , +Who wear our health but sickly in his life , +Which in his death were perfect . + +I am one , my liege , +Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world +Have so incens'd that I am reckless what +I do to spite the world . + +And I another , +So weary with disasters , tugg'd with fortune , +That I would set my life on any chance , +To mend it or be rid on 't . + +Both of you +Know Banquo was your enemy . + +True , my lord . + +So is he mine ; and in such bloody distance +That every minute of his being thrusts +Against my near'st of life : and though I could +With bare-fac'd power sweep him from my sight +And bid my will avouch it , yet I must not , +For certain friends that are both his and mine , +Whose loves I may not drop , but wail his fall +Whom I myself struck down ; and thence it is +That I to your assistance do make love , +Masking the business from the common eye +For sundry weighty reasons . + +We shall , my lord , +Perform what you command us . + +Though our lives + +Your spirits shine through you . Within this hour at most +I will advise you where to plant yourselves , +Acquaint you with the perfect spy o' the time , +The moment on 't ; for 't must be done to-night , +And something from the palace ; always thought +That I require a clearness : and with him +To leave no rubs nor botches in the work +Fleance his son , that keeps him company , +Whose absence is no less material to me +Than is his father's , must embrace the fate +Of that dark hour . Resolve yourselves apart ; +I'll come to you anon . + +We are resolv'd , my lord . + +I'll call upon you straight : abide within . + +It is concluded : Banquo , thy soul's flight , +If it find heaven , must find it out to-night . + + +Is Banquo gone from court ? + +Ay , madam , but returns again to-night . + +Say to the king , I would attend his leisure +For a few words . + +Madam , I will . + + +Nought's had , all's spent , +Where our desire is got without content : +'Tis safer to be that which we destroy +Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy . + + +How now , my lord ! why do you keep alone , +Of sorriest fancies your companions making , +Using those thoughts which should indeed have died +With them they think on ? Things without all remedy + +Should be without regard : what's done is done . + +We have scotch'd the snake , not kill'd it : +She'll close and be herself , whilst our poor malice +Remains in danger of her former tooth . +But let the frame of things disjoint , both the worlds suffer , +Ere we will eat our meal in fear , and sleep +In the affliction of these terrible dreams +That shake us nightly . Better be with the dead , +Whom we , to gain our peace , have sent to peace , +Than on the torture of the mind to lie +In restless ecstasy . Duncan is in his grave ; +After life's fitful fever he sleeps well ; +Treason has done his worst : nor steel , nor poison , +Malice domestic , foreign levy , nothing +Can touch him further . + +Come on ; +Gentle my lord , sleek o'er your rugged looks ; +Be bright and jovial among your guests to-night . + +So shall I , love ; and so , I pray , be you . +Let your remembrance apply to Banquo ; +Present him eminence , both with eye and tongue : +Unsafe the while , that we +Must lave our honours in these flattering streams , +And make our faces vizards to our hearts , +Disguising what they are . + +You must leave this . + +O ! full of scorpions is my mind , dear wife ; +Thou know'st that Banquo and his Fleance lives . + +But in them nature's copy's not eterne . + +There's comfort yet ; they are assailable ; +Then be thou jocund . Ere the bat hath flown +His cloister'd flight , ere , to black Hecate's summons +The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums +Hath rung night's yawning peal , there shall be done +A deed of dreadful note . + +What's to be done ? + +Be innocent of the knowledge , dearest chuck , +Till thou applaud the deed . Come , seeling night , +Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day , +And with thy bloody and invisible hand +Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond +Which keeps me pale ! Light thickens , and the crow +Makes wing to the rooky wood ; +Good things of day begin to droop and drowse , +Whiles night's black agents to their preys do rouse . +Thou marvell'st at my words : but hold thee still ; +Things bad begun make strong themselves by ill : +So , prithee , go with me . + + +But who did bid thee join with us ? + +Macbeth . + +He needs not our mistrust , since he delivers +Our offices and what we have to do +To the direction just . + +Then stand with us . +The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day : +Now spurs the lated traveller apace +To gain the timely inn ; and near approaches +The subject of our watch . + +Hark ! I hear horses . + +Give us a light there , ho ! + +Then 'tis he : the rest +That are within the note of expectation +Already are i' the court . + +His horses go about . + +Almost a mile ; but he does usually , +So all men do , from hence to the palace gate +Make it their walk . + +A light , a light ! + +'Tis he . + +Stand to 't . + + +It will be rain to-night . + +Let it come down . + + +O , treachery ! Fly , good Fleance , fly , fly , fly ! +Thou mayst revenge . O slave ! + + +Who did strike out the light ? + +Was 't not the way ? + +There's but one down ; the son is fled . + +We have lost +Best half of our affair . + +Well , let's away , and say how much is done . + + +You know your own degrees ; sit down : at first and last , +The hearty welcome . + +Thanks to your majesty . + +Ourself will mingle with society +And play the humble host . +Our hostess keeps her state , but in best time +We will require her welcome . + +Pronounce it for me , sir , to all our friends ; +For my heart speaks they are welcome . + + +See , they encounter thee with their hearts' thanks ; +Both sides are even : here I'll sit i' the midst : +Be large in mirth ; anon , we'll drink a measure +The table round . + +There's blood upon thy face . + +'Tis Banquo's , then . + +'Tis better thee without than he within . +Is he dispatch'd ? + +My lord , his throat is cut ; that I did for him . + +Thou art the best o' the cut-throats ; yet he's good +That did the like for Fleance : if thou didst it , +Thou art the nonpareil . + +Most royal sir , +Fleance is 'scap'd . + +Then comes my fit again : I had else been perfect ; +Whole as the marble , founded as the rock , +As broad and general as the casing air : +But now I am cabin'd , cribb'd , confin'd , bound in +To saucy doubts and fears . But Banquo's safe ? + +Ay , my good lord ; safe in a ditch he bides , +With twenty trenched gashes on his head ; +The least a death to nature . + +Thanks for that . +There the grown serpent lies : the worm that's fled +Hath nature that in time will venom breed , +No teeth for the present . Get thee gone ; to-morrow +We'll hear ourselves again . + + +My royal lord , +You do not give the cheer : the feast is sold +That is not often vouch'd , while 'tis a-making , +'Tis given with welcome : to feed were best at home ; +From thence , the sauce to meat is ceremony ; +Meeting were bare without it . + +Sweet remembrancer ! +Now good digestion wait on appetite , +And health on both ! + +May it please your highness sit ? + + +Here had we now our country's honour roof'd , +Were the grac'd person of our Banquo present ; +Who may I rather challenge for unkindness +Than pity for mischance ! + +His absence , sir , +Lays blame upon his promise . Please 't your highness +To grace us with your royal company . + +The table's full . + +Here is a place reserv'd , sir . + +Where ? + +Here , my good lord . What is 't that moves your highness ? + +Which of you have done this ? + +What , my good lord ? + +Thou canst not say I did it : never shake +Thy gory locks at me . + +Gentlemen , rise ; his highness is not well . + +Sit , worthy friends : my lord is often thus , +And hath been from his youth : pray you , keep seat ; +The fit is momentary ; upon a thought +He will again be well . If much you note him +You shall offend him and extend his passion : +Feed and regard him not . Are you a man ? + +Ay , and a bold one , that dare look on that +Which might appal the devil . + +O proper stuff ! +This is the very painting of your fear ; +This is the air-drawn dagger which , you said , +Led you to Duncan . O ! these flaws and starts +Impostors to true fear would well become +A woman's story at a winter's fire , +Authoriz'd by her grandam . Shame itself ! +Why do you make such faces ? When all's done +You look but on a stool . + +Prithee , see there ! behold ! look ! lo ! how say you ? +Why , what care I ? If thou canst nod , speak too . +If charnel-houses and our graves must send +Those that we bury back , our monuments +Shall be the maws of kites . + + +What ! quite unmann'd in folly ? + +If I stand here , I saw him . + +Fie , for shame ! + +Blood hath been shed ere now , i' the olden time , +Ere human statute purg'd the gentle weal ; +Ay , and since too , murders have been perform'd +Too terrible for the ear : the times have been , +That , when the brains were out , the man would die , + +And there an end ; but now they rise again , +With twenty mortal murders on their crowns , +And push us from our stools : this is more strange +Than such a murder is . + +My worthy lord , +Your noble friends do lack you . + +I do forget . +Do not muse at me , my most worthy friends ; +I have a strange infirmity , which is nothing +To those that know me . Come , love and health to all ; +Then , I'll sit down . Give me some wine ; fill full . +I drink to the general joy of the whole table , +And to our dear friend Banquo , whom we miss ; +Would he were here ! to all , and him , we thirst , +And all to all . + +Our duties , and the pledge . + + +Avaunt ! and quit my sight ! Let the earth hide thee ! +Thy bones are marrowless , thy blood is cold ; +Thou hast no speculation in those eyes +Which thou dost glare with . + +Think of this , good peers , +But as a thing of custom : 'tis no other ; +Only it spoils the pleasure of the time . + +What man dare , I dare : +Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear , +The arm'd rhinoceros , or the Hyrcan tiger ; +Take any shape but that , and my firm nerves +Shall never tremble : or be alive again , +And dare me to the desart with thy sword ; +If trembling I inhabit then , protest me +The baby of a girl . Hence , horrible shadow ! +Unreal mockery , hence ! + +Why , so ; being gone , +I am a man again . Pray you , sit still . + +You have displac'd the mirth , broke the good meeting , +With most admir'd disorder . + +Can such things be +And overcome us like a summer's cloud , +Without our special wonder ? You make me strange +Even to the disposition that I owe , +When now I think you can behold such sights , +And keep the natural ruby of your cheeks , +When mine are blanch'd with fear . + +What sights , my lord ? + +I pray you , speak not ; he grows worse and worse ; +Question enrages him . At once , good-night : +Stand not upon the order of your going , +But go at once . + +Good-night ; and better health +Attend his majesty ! + +A kind good-night to all ! + + +It will have blood , they say ; blood will have blood : +Stones have been known to move and trees to speak ; +Augurs and understood relations have +By maggot-pies and choughs and rooks brought forth +The secret'st man of blood . What is the night ? + +Almost at odds with morning , which is which . + +How sayst thou , that Macduff denies his person +At our great bidding ? + +Did you send to him , sir ? + +I hear it by the way ; but I will send . +There's not a one of them but in his house +I keep a servant fee'd . I will to-morrow +And betimes I will to the weird sisters : +More shall they speak ; for now I am bent to know , +By the worst means , the worst . For mine own good +All causes shall give way : I am in blood +Stepp'd in so far , that , should I wade no more , +Returning were as tedious as go o'er . +Strange things I have in head that will to hand , +Which must be acted ere they may be scann'd . + +You lack the season of all natures , sleep . + +Come , we'll to sleep . My strange and self-abuse +Is the initiate fear that wants hard use : +We are yet but young in deed . + + +Why , how now , Hecate ! you look angerly . + +Have I not reason , beldams as you are , +Saucy and overbold ? How did you dare +To trade and traffic with Macbeth +In riddles and affairs of death ; +And I , the mistress of your charms , +The close contriver of all harms , +Was never call'd to bear my part , +Or show the glory of our art ? +And , which is worse , all you have done +Hath been but for a wayward son , +Spiteful and wrathful ; who , as others do , +Loves for his own ends , not for you . +But make amends now : get you gone , +And at the pit of Acheron +Meet me i' the morning : thither he +Will come to know his destiny : +Your vessels and your spells provide , +Your charms and every thing beside . +I am for the air ; this night I'll spend +Unto a dismal and a fatal end : +Great business must be wrought ere noon : +Upon the corner of the moon +There hangs a vaporous drop profound ; +I'll catch it ere it come to ground : +And that distill'd by magic sleights +Shall raise such artificial sprites +As by the strength of their illusion +Shall draw him on to his confusion : +He shall spurn fate , scorn death , and bear +His hopes 'bove wisdom , grace , and fear ; +And you all know security +Is mortals' chiefest enemy . + +Hark ! I am call'd ; my little spirit , see , +Sits in a foggy cloud , and stays for me . + + +Come , let's make haste ; she'll soon be back again . + + +My former speeches have but hit your thoughts , +Which can interpret further : only , I say , +Things have been strangely borne . The gracious Duncan +Was pitied of Macbeth : marry , he was dead : +And the right-valiant Banquo walk'd too late ; +Whom , you may say , if 't please you , Fleance kill'd , +For Fleance fled : men must not walk too late . +Who cannot want the thought how monstrous +It was for Malcolm and for Donalbain +To kill their gracious father ? damned fact ! +How it did grieve Macbeth ! did he not straight +In pious rage the two delinquents tear , +That were the slaves of drink and thralls of sleep ? +Was not that nobly done ? Ay , and wisely too ; +For 'twould have anger'd any heart alive +To hear the men deny 't . So that , I say , +He has borne all things well ; and I do think +That , had he Duncan's sons under his key , +As , an 't please heaven , he shall not ,they should find +What 'twere to kill a father ; so should Fleance . +But , peace ! for from broad words , and 'cause he fail'd . +His presence at the tyrant's feast , I hear , +Macduff lives in disgrace . Sir , can you tell +Where he bestows himself ? + +The son of Duncan , +From whom this tyrant holds the due of birth , +Lives in the English court , and is receiv'd +Of the most pious Edward with such grace +That the malevolence of fortune nothing +Takes from his high respect . Thither Macduff +Is gone to pray the holy king , upon his aid +To wake Northumberland and war-like Siward : +That , by the help of these with him above +To ratify the work we may again +Give to our tables meat , sleep to our nights , +Free from our feasts and banquets bloody knives , +Do faithful homage and receive free honours ; +All which we pine for now . And this report +Hath so exasperate the king that he +Prepares for some attempt at war . + +Sent he to Macduff ? + +He did : and with an absolute , 'Sir , not I ,' +The cloudy messenger turns me his back , +And hums , as who should say , 'You'll rue the time +That clogs me with this answer .' + +And that well might +Advise him to a caution to hold what distance +His wisdom can provide . Some holy angel +Fly to the court of England and unfold +His message ere he come , that a swift blessing +May soon return to this our suffering country +Under a hand accurs'd ! + +I'll send my prayers with him ! + +Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd . + +Thrice and once the hedge-pig whin'd . + +Harper cries : 'Tis time , 'tis time . + + +Round about the cauldron go , +In the poison'd entrails throw . +Toad , that under cold stone +Days and nights hast thirty-one +Swelter'd venom sleeping got , +Boil thou first i' the charmed pot . + +Double , double toil and trouble ; +Fire burn and cauldron bubble . + +Fillet of a fenny snake , +In the cauldron boil and bake ; +Eye of newt , and toe of frog , +Wool of bat , and tongue of dog , +Adder's fork , and blind-worm's sting , +Lizard's leg , and howlet's wing , +For a charm of powerful trouble , +Like a hell-broth boil and bubble . + +Double , double toil and trouble ; +Fire burn and cauldron bubble . + +Scale of dragon , tooth of wolf , +Witches' mummy , maw and gulf +Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark , +Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark , +Liver of blaspheming Jew , +Gall of goat , and slips of yew +Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse , +Nose of Turk , and Tartar's lips , +Finger of birth-strangled babe +Ditch-deliver'd by a drab , +Make the gruel thick and slab : +Add thereto a tiger's chaudron , +For the ingredients of our cauldron . + +Double , double toil and trouble ; +Fire burn and cauldron bubble . + +Cool it with a baboon's blood , +Then the charm is firm and good . + + +O ! well done ! I commend your pains , +And every one shall share i' the gains . +And now about the cauldron sing , +Like elves and fairies in a ring , +Enchanting all that you put in . + + +By the pricking of my thumbs , +Something wicked this way comes . +Open , locks , +Whoever knocks . + +How now , you secret , black , and mid-night hags ! +What is 't you do ? + +A deed without a name . + +I conjure you , by that which you profess , +Howe'er you come to know it ,answer me : +Though you untie the winds and let them fight +Against the churches ; though the yesty waves +Confound and swallow navigation up ; +Though bladed corn be lodg'd and trees blown down ; +Though castles topple on their warders' heads ; +Though palaces and pyramids do slope +Their heads to their foundations ; though the treasure +Of Nature's germens tumble all together , +Even till destruction sicken ; answer me +To what I ask you . + +Speak . + +Demand . + +We'll answer . + +Say if thou'dst rather hear it from our mouths , +Or from our masters' ? + +Call 'em : let me see 'em . + + +Pour in sow's blood , that hath eaten +Her nine farrow ; grease , that's sweaten +From the murderer's gibbet throw +Into the flame . + +Come , high or low ; +Thyself and office deftly show . + +Tell me , thou unknown power , + +He knows thy thought : +Hear his speech , but say thou nought . + +Macbeth ! Macbeth ! Macbeth ! beware Macduff ; +Beware the Thane of Fife . Dismiss me . Enough . + + +Whate'er thou art , for thy good caution thanks ; +Thou hast harp'd my fear aright . But one word more , + +He will not be commanded : here's another , +More potent than the first . + + +Macbeth ! Macbeth ! Macbeth ! + +Had I three ears , I'd hear thee . + +Be bloody , bold , and resolute ; laugh to scorn +The power of man , for none of woman born +Shall harm Macbeth . + +Then live , Macduff : what need I fear of thee ? +But yet I'll make assurance double sure , +And take a bond of fate : thou shalt not live ; +That I may tell pale-hearted fear it lies , +And sleep in spite of thunder . + +What is this , +That rises like the issue of a king , +And wears upon his baby brow the round + +And top of sovereignty ? + +Listen , but speak not to 't . + +Be lion-mettled , proud , and take no care +Who chafes , who frets or where conspirers are : +Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until +Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill +Shall come against him . + + +That will never be : +Who can impress the forest , bid the tree +Unfix his earth-bound root ? Sweet bodements ! good ! +Rebellion's head , rise never till the wood +Of Birnam rise , and our high-plac'd Macbeth +Shall live the lease of nature , pay his breath +To time and mortal custom . Yet my heart +Throbs to know one thing : tell me if your art +Can tell so much ,shall Banquo's issue ever +Reign in this kingdom ? + +Seek to know no more . + +I will be satisfied : deny me this , +And an eternal curse fall on you ! Let me know . +Why sinks that cauldron ? and what noise is this ? + + +Show ! + +Show ! + +Show ! + +Show his eyes , and grieve his heart ; +Come like shadows , so depart . + + +Thou art too like the spirit of Banquo ; down ! +Thy crown does sear mine eyeballs : and thy hair , +Thou other gold-bound brow , is like the first : +A third is like the former . Filthy hags ! +Why do you show me this ? A fourth ! Start , eyes ! +What ! will the line stretch out to the crack of doom ? +Another yet ? A seventh ! I'll see no more : +And yet the eighth appears , who bears a glass +Which shows me many more ; and some I see +That two-fold balls and treble sceptres carry . +Horrible sight ! Now , I see , 'tis true ; +For the blood-bolter'd Banquo smiles upon me , +And points at them for his . + +What ! is this so ? + +Ay , sir , all this is so : but why +Stands Macbeth thus amazedly ? +Come , sisters , cheer we up his sprites , +And show the best of our delights . +I'll charm the air to give a sound , +While you perform your antick round , +That this great king may kindly say , +Our duties did his welcome pay . + + +Where are they ? Gone ? Let this pernicious hour +Stand aye accursed in the calendar ! +Come in , without there ! + + +What's your Grace's will ? + +Saw you the weird sisters ? + +No , my lord . + +Came they not by you ? + +No indeed , my lord . + +Infected be the air whereon they ride , +And damn'd all those that trust them ! I did hear +The galloping of horse : who was 't came by ? + +'Tis two or three , my lord , that bring you word +Macduff is fled to England . + +Fled to England ! + +Ay , my good lord . + +Time , thou anticipat'st my dread exploits ; +The flighty purpose never is o'ertook +Unless the deed go with it ; from this moment +The very firstlings of my heart shall be +The firstlings of my hand . And even now , +To crown my thoughts with acts , be it thought and done : +The castle of Macduff I will surprise ; +Seize upon Fife ; give to the edge of the sword +His wife , his babes , and all unfortunate souls +That trace him in his line . No boasting like a fool ; +This deed I'll do , before this purpose cool : +But no moresights ! Where are these gentlemen ? +Come , bring me where they are . + + +What had he done to make him fly the land ? + +You must have patience , madam . + +He had none : +His flight was madness : when our actions do not , +Our fears do make us traitors . + +You know not +Whether it was his wisdom or his fear . + +Wisdom ! to leave his wife , to leave his babes , +His mansion and his titles in a place +From whence himself does fly ? He loves us not ; +He wants the natural touch ; for the poor wren , +The most diminutive of birds , will fight +Her young ones in her nest against the owl . +All is the fear and nothing is the love ; +As little is the wisdom , where the flight +So runs against all reason . + +My dearest coz , +I pray you , school yourself : but , for your husband , +He is noble , wise , judicious , and best knows +The fits o' the season . I dare not speak much further : +But cruel are the times , when we are traitors +And do not know ourselves , when we hold rumour +From what we fear , yet know not what we fear , +But float upon a wild and violent sea +Each way and move . I take my leave of you : +Shall not be long but I'll be here again . +Things at the worst will cease , or else climb upward +To what they were before . My pretty cousin , +Blessing upon you ! + +Father'd he is , and yet he's fatherless . + +I am so much a fool , should I stay longer , +It would be my disgrace , and your discomfort : +I take my leave at once . + + +Sirrah , your father's dead : +And what will you do now ? How will you live ? + +As birds do , mother . + +What ! with worms and flies ? + +With what I get , I mean ; and so do they . + +Poor bird ! thou'dst never fear the net nor lime , +The pit-fall nor the gin . + +Why should I , mother ? Poor birds they are not set for . +My father is not dead , for all your saying . + +Yes , he is dead : how wilt thou do for a father ? + +Nay , how will you do for a husband ? + +Why , I can buy me twenty at any market . + +Then you'll buy 'em to sell again . + +Thou speak'st with all thy wit ; and yet , i' faith , +With wit enough for thee . + +Was my father a traitor , mother ? + +Ay , that he was . + +What is a traitor ? + +Why , one that swears and lies . + +And be all traitors that do so ? + +Every one that does so is a traitor , and must be hanged . + +And must they all be hanged that swear and lie ? + +Every one . + +Who must hang them ? + +Why , the honest men . + +Then the liars and swearers are fools , for there are liars and swearers enow to beat the honest men , and hang up them . + +Now God help thee , poor monkey ! +But how wilt thou do for a father ? + +If he were dead , you'd weep for him : if you would not , it were a good sign that I should quickly have a new father . + +Poor prattler , how thou talk'st ! + + +Bless you , fair dame ! I am not to you known , +Though in your state of honour I am perfect . +I doubt some danger does approach you nearly : +If you will take a homely man's advice , +Be not found here ; hence , with your little ones . +To fright you thus , methinks , I am too savage ; +To do worse to you were fell cruelty , +Which is too nigh your person . Heaven preserve you ! +I dare abide no longer . + + +Whither should I fly ? +I have done no harm . But I remember now +I am in this earthly world , where , to do harm +Is often laudable , to do good sometime +Accounted dangerous folly ; why then , alas ! +Do I put up that womanly defence , +To say I have done no harm ? + +What are these faces ? + +Where is your husband ? + +I hope in no place so unsanctified +Where such as thou mayst find him . + +He's a traitor . + +Thou liest , thou shag-hair'd villain . + +What ! you egg . +Young fry of treachery ! + + +He has killed me , mother : +Run away , I pray you ! + +Let us seek out some desolate shade , and there +Weep our sad bosoms empty . + +Let us rather +Hold fast the mortal sword , and like good men +Bestride our down-fall'n birthdom ; each new morn +New widowshowl , new orphans cry , new sorrows +Strike heaven on the face , that it resounds +As if it felt with Scotland and yell'd out +Like syllable of dolour . + +What I believe I'll wail , +What know believe , and what I can redress , +As I shall find the time to friend , I will . +What you have spoke , it may be so perchance . +This tyrant , whosesole name blisters our tongues , +Was once thought honest : you have lov'd him well ; +He hath not touch'd you yet . I am young ; but something +You may deserve of him through me , and wisdom +To offer up a weak , poor , innocent lamb +To appease an angry god . + +I am not treacherous . + +But Macbeth is . +A good and virtuous nature may recoil +In an imperial charge . But I shall crave your pardon ; +That which you are my thoughts cannot transpose ; +Angels are bright still , though the brightest fell ; +Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace , +Yet grace must still look so . + +I have lost my hopes . + +Perchance even there where I did find my doubts . +Why in that rawness left you wife and child +Those precious motives , those strong knots of love +Without leave-taking ? I pray you , +Let not my jealousies be your dishonours , +But mine own safeties : you may be rightly just , +Whatever I shall think . + +Bleed , bleed , poor country ! +Great tyranny , lay thou thy basis sure , +For goodness dares not check thee ! wear thou thy wrongs ; +The title is affeer'd ! Fare thee well , lord : +I would not be the villain that thou think'st +For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp , +And the rich East to boot . + +Be not offended : +I speak not as in absolute fear of you . +I think our country sinks beneath the yoke ; +It weeps , it bleeds , and each new day a gash +Is added to her wounds : I think withal , +There would be hands uplifted in my right ; +And here from gracious England have I offer +Of goodly thousands : but , for all this , +When I shall tread upon the tyrant's head , +Or wear it on my sword , yet my poor country +Shall have more vices than it had before , +More suffer , and more sundry ways than ever , +By him that shall succeed . + +What should he be ? + +It is myself I mean ; in whom I know +All the particulars of vice so grafted , +That , when they shall be open'd , black Macbeth +Will seem as pure as snow , and the poor state +Esteem him as a lamb , being compar'd +With my confineless harms . + +Not in the legions +Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd +In evils to top Macbeth . + +I grant him bloody , +Luxurious , avaricious , false , deceitful , +Sudden , malicious , smacking of every sin +That has a name ; but there's no bottom , none , +In my voluptuousness : your wives , your daughters , +Your matrons , and your maids , could not fill up +The cistern of my lust ; and my desire +All continent impediments would o'erbear +That did oppose my will ; better Macbeth +Than such an one to reign . + +Boundless intemperance +In nature is a tyranny ; it hath been +Th' untimely emptying of the happy throne , +And fall of many kings . But fear not yet +To take upon you what is yours ; you may +Convey your pleasures in a spacious plenty , +And yet seem cold , the time you may so hoodwink . +We have willing dames enough ; there cannot be +That vulture in you , to devour so many +As will to greatness dedicate themselves , +Finding it so inclin'd . + +With this there grows +In my most ill-compos'd affection such +A stanchless avarice that , were I king , +I should cut off the nobles for their lands , +Desire his jewels and this other's house ; +And my more-having would be as a sauce +To make me hunger more , that I should forge +Quarrels unjust against the good and loyal , +Destroying them for wealth . + +This avarice +Sticks deeper , grows with more pernicious root +Than summer-seeming lust , and it hath been +The sword of our slain kings : yet do not fear ; +Scotland hath foisons to fill up your will , +Of your mere own ; all these are portable , +With other graces weigh'd . + +But I have none : the king-becoming graces , +As justice , verity , temperance , stableness , +Bounty , perseverance , mercy , lowliness , +Devotion , patience , courage , fortitude , +I have no relish of them , but abound +In the division of each several crime , +Acting it many ways . Nay , had I power , I should +Pour the sweet milk of concord into hell , +Uproar the universal peace , confound +All unity on earth . + +O Scotland , Scotland ! + +If such a one be fit to govern , speak : +I am as I have spoken . + +Fit to govern ! +No , not to live . O nation miserable , +With an untitled tyrant bloody-scepter'd , +When shalt thou see thy wholesome days again , +Since that the truest issue of thy throne +By his own interdiction stands accurs'd , +And does blaspheme his breed ? Thy royal father +Was a most sainted king ; the queen that bore thee , +Oft'ner upon her knees than on her feet , +Died every day she liv'd . Fare thee well ! +These evils thou repeat'st upon thyself +Have banish'd me from Scotland . O my breast , +Thy hope ends here ! + +Macduff , this noble passion , +Child of integrity , hath from my soul +Wip'd the black scruples , reconcil'd my thoughts +To thy good truth and honour . Devilish Macbeth +By many of these trains hath sought to win me +Into his power , and modest wisdom plucks me +From over-credulous haste ; but God above +Deal between thee and me ! for even now +I put myself to thy direction , and +Unspeak mine own detraction , here abjure +The taints and blames I laid upon myself , +For strangers to my nature . I am yet +Unknown to woman , never was forsworn , +Scarcely have coveted what was mine own ; +At no time broke my faith , would not betray +The devil to his fellow , and delight +No less in truth than life ; my first false speaking +Was this upon myself . What I am truly , +Is thine and my poor country's to command ; +Whither indeed , before thy here-approach , +Old Siward , with ten thousand war-like men , +Already at a point , was setting forth . +Now we'll together , and the chance of goodness +Be like our warranted quarrel . Why are you silent ? + +Such welcome and unwelcome things at once +'Tis hard to reconcile . + + +Well ; more anon . Comes the king forth , I pray you ? + +Ay , sir ; there are a crew of wretched souls +That stay his cure ; their malady convinces +The great assay of art ; but , at his touch , +Such sanctity hath heaven given his hand , +They presently amend . + +I thank you , doctor . + + +What's the disease he means ? + +'Tis call'd the evil : +A most miraculous work in this good king , +Which often , since my here-remain in England , +I have seen him do . How he solicits heaven , +Himself best knows ; but strangely-visited people , +All swoln and ulcerous , pitiful to the eye , +The mere despair of surgery , he cures ; +Hanging a golden stamp about their necks , +Put on with holy prayers ; and 'tis spoken +To the succeeding royalty he leaves +The healing benediction . With this strange virtue , +He hath a heavenly gift of prophecy , +And sundry blessings hang about his throne +That speak him full of grace . + +See , who comes here ? + +My countryman ; but yet I know him not . + + +My ever-gentle cousin , welcome hither . + +I know him now . Good God , betimes remove +The means that make us strangers ! + +Sir , amen . + +Stands Scotland where it did ? + +Alas ! poor country ; +Almost afraid to know itself . It cannot +Be call'd our mother , but our grave ; where nothing , +But who knows nothing , is once seen to smile ; +Where sighs and groans and shrieks that rent the air +Are made , not mark'd ; where violent sorrow seems +A modern ecstasy ; the dead man's knell +Is there scarce ask'd for who ; and good men's lives +Expire before the flowers in their caps , +Dying or ere they sicken . + +O ! relation +Too nice , and yet too true ! + +What's the newest grief ? + +That of an hour's age doth hiss the speaker ; +Each minute teems a new one . + +How does my wife ? + +Why , well . + +And all my children ? + +Well too . + +The tyrant has not batter'd at their peace ? + +No ; they were well at peace when I did leave 'em . + +Be not a niggard of your speech : how goes 't ? + +When I came hither to transport the tidings , +Which I have heavily borne , there ran a rumour +Of many worthy fellows that were out ; +Which was to my belief witness'd the rather +For that I saw the tyrant's power a-foot . +Now is the time of help ; your eye in Scotland +Would create soldiers , make our women fight , +To doff their dire distresses . + +Be 't their comfort , +We are coming thither . Gracious England hath +Lent us good Siward and ten thousand men ; +An older and a better soldier none +That Christendom gives out . + +Would I could answer +This comfort with the like ! But I have words +That would be howl'd out in the desert air , +Where hearing should not latch them . + +What concern they ? +The general cause ? or is it a fee-grief +Due to some single breast ? + +No mind that's honest +But in it shares some woe , though the main part +Pertains to you alone . + +If it be mine +Keep it not from me ; quickly let me have it . + +Let not your ears despise my tongue for ever , +Which shall possess them with the heaviest sound +That ever yet they heard . + +Hum ! I guess at it . + +Your castle is surpris'd ; your wife and babes +Savagely slaughter'd ; to relate the manner , +Were , on the quarry of these murder'd deer , +To add the death of you . + +Merciful heaven ! +What ! man ; ne'er pull your hat upon your brows ; +Give sorrow words ; the grief that does not speak +Whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break . + +My children too ? + +Wife , children , servants , all +That could be found . + +And I must be from thence ! +My wife kill'd too ? + +I have said . + +Be comforted : +Let's make us medicine of our great revenge , +To cure this deadly grief . + +He has no children . All my pretty ones ? +Did you say all ? O hell-kite ! All ? +What ! all my pretty chickens and their dam +At one fell swoop ? + +Dispute it like a man . + +I shall do so ; +But I must also feel it as a man : +I cannot but remember such things were , +That were most precious to me . Did heaven look on , +And would not take their part ? Sinful Macduff ! +They were all struck for thee . Naught that I am , +Not for their own demerits , but for mine , +Fell slaughter on their souls . Heaven rest them now ! + +Be this the whetstone of your sword : let grief +Convert to anger ; blunt not the heart , enrage it . + +O ! I could play the woman with mine eyes , +And braggart with my tongue . But , gentle heavens , +Cut short all intermission ; front to front +Bring thou this fiend of Scotland and myself ; +Within my sword's length set him ; if he 'scape , +Heaven forgive him too ! + +This tune goes manly . +Come , go we to the king ; our power is ready ; +Our lack is nothing but our leave . Macbeth +Is ripe for shaking , and the powers above +Put on their instruments . Receive what cheer you may ; +The night is long that never finds the day . + +I have two nights watched with you , but can perceive no truth in your report . When was it she last walked ? + +Since his majesty went into the field , I have seen her rise from her bed , throw her night-gown upon her , unlock her closet , take forth paper , fold it , write upon 't , read it , afterwards seal it , and again return to bed ; yet all this while in a most fast sleep . + +A great perturbation in nature , to receive at once the benefit of sleep and do the effects of watching ! In this slumbery agitation , besides her walking and other actual performances , what , at any time , have you heard her say ? + +That , sir , which I will not report after her . + +You may to me , and 'tis most meet you should . + +Neither to you nor any one , having no witness to confirm my speech . + +Lo you ! here she comes . This is her very guise ; and , upon my life , fast asleep . Observe her ; stand close . + +How came she by that light ? + +Why , it stood by her : she has light by her continually ; 'tis her command . + +You see , her eyes are open . + +Ay , but their sense is shut . + +What is it she does now ? Look , how she rubs her hands . + +It is an accustomed action with her , to seem thus washing her hands . I have known her to continue in this a quarter of an hour . + +Yet here's a spot . + +Hark ! she speaks . I will set down what comes from her , to satisfy my remembrance the more strongly . + +Out , damned spot ! out , I say ! One ; two : why , then , 'tis time to do't . Hell is murky ! Fie , my lord , fie ! a soldier , and afeard ? What need we fear who knows it , when none can call our power to account ? Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him ? + +Do you mark that ? + +The Thane of Fife had a wife : where is she now ? What ! will these hands ne'er be clean ? No more o' that , my lord , no more o' that : you mar all with this starting . + +Go to , go to ; you have known what you should not . + +She has spoke what she should not , I am sure of that : Heaven knows what she has known . + +Here's the smell of the blood still : all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand . Oh ! oh ! oh ! + +What a sigh is there ! The heart is sorely charged . + +I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the dignity of the whole body . + +Well , well , well . + +Pray God it be , sir . + +This disease is beyond my practice : yet I have known those which have walked in their sleep who have died holily in their beds . + +Wash your hands , put on your night-gown ; look not so pale . I tell you yet again , Banquo's buried ; he cannot come out on 's grave . + +Even so ? + +To bed , to bed : there's knocking at the gate . Come , come , come , come , give me your hand . What's done cannot be undone . +To bed , to bed , to bed . + + +Will she go now to bed ? + +Directly . + +Foul whisperings are abroad . Unnatural deeds +Do breed unnatural troubles ; infected minds +To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets ; +More needs she the divine than the physician . +God , God forgive us all ! Look after her ; +Remove from her the means of all annoyance , +And still keep eyes upon her . So , good-night : +My mind she has mated , and amaz'd my sight . +I think , but dare not speak . + +Good-night , good doctor . + + +The English power is near , led on by Malcolm , +His uncle Siward , and the good Macduff . +Revenges burn in them ; for their dear causes +Would to the bleeding and the grim alarm +Excite the mortified man . + +Near Birnam wood +Shall we well meet them ; that way are they coming . + +Who knows if Donalbain be with his brother ? + +For certain , sir , he is not : I have a file +Of all the gentry : there is Siward's son , +And many unrough youths that even now +Protest their first of manhood . + +What does the tyrant ? + +Great Dunsinane he strongly fortifies . +Some say he's mad ; others that lesser hate him +Do call it valiant fury ; but , for certain , +He cannot buckle his distemper'd cause +Within the belt of rule . + +Now does he feel +His secret murders sticking on his hands ; +Now minutely revolts upbraid his faith-breach ; +Those he commands move only in command , +Nothing in love ; now does he feel his title +Hang loose about him , like a giant's robe +Upon a dwarfish thief . + +Who then shall blame +His pester'd senses to recoil and start , +When all that is within him does condemn +Itself for being there ? + +Well , march we on , +To give obedience where 'tis truly ow'd ; +Meet we the medicine of the sickly weal , +And with him pour we in our country's purge +Each drop of us . + +Or so much as it needs +To dew the sovereign flower and drown the weeds . +Make we our march towards Birnam . + + +Bring me no more reports ; let them fly all : +Till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane +I cannot taint with fear . What's the boy Malcolm ? +Was he not born of woman ? The spirits that know +All mortal consequences have pronounc'd me thus : +'Fear not , Macbeth ; no man that's born of woman +Shall e'er have power upon thee .' Then fly , false thanes , +And mingle with the English epicures : +The mind I sway by and the heart I bear +Shall never sag with doubt nor shake with fear . + + +The devil damn thee black , thou cream-fac'd loon ! + +Where gott'st thou that goose look ? + +There is ten thousand + +Geese , villain ? + +Soldiers , sir . + +Go , prick thy face , and over-red thy fear , +Thou lily-liver'd boy . What soldiers , patch ? +Death of thy soul ! those linen cheeks of thine +Are counsellors to fear . What soldiers , wheyface ? + +The English force , so please you . + +Take thy face hence . + +Seyton !I am sick at heart +When I behold Seyton , I say !This push +Will cheer me ever or disseat me now . +I have liv'd long enough : my way of life +Is fall'n into the sear , the yellow leaf ; +And that which should accompany old age , +As honour , love , obedience , troops of friends , +I must not look to have ; but , in their stead , +Curses , not loud but deep , mouth-honour , breath , +Which the poor heart would fain deny , and dare not . +Seyton ! + + +What is your gracious pleasure ? + +What news more ? + +All is confirm'd , my lord , which was reported . + +I'll fight till from my bones my flesh be hack'd . +Give me my armour . + +'Tis not needed yet . + +I'll put it on . +Send out more horses , skirr the country round ; +Hang those that talk of fear . Give me mine armour . +How does your patient , doctor ? + +Not so sick , my lord , +As she is troubled with thick-coming fancies , +That keep her from her rest . + +Cure her of that : +Canst thou not minister to a mind diseas'd , +Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow , +Raze out the written troubles of the brain , +And with some sweet oblivious antidote +Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff +Which weighs upon the heart ? + +Therein the patient +Must minister to himself . + +Throw physic to the dogs ; I'll none of it . +Come , put mine armour on ; give me my staff . +Seyton , send out .Doctor , the thanes fly from me . +Come , sir , dispatch .If thou couldst , doctor , cast +The water of my land , find her disease , +And purge it to a sound and pristine health , +I would applaud thee to the very echo , +That should applaud again .Pull 't off , I say . +What rhubarb , senna , or what purgative drug +Would scour these English hence ? Hear'st thou of them ? + +Ay , my good lord ; your royal preparation +Makes us hear something . + +Bring it after me . +I will not be afraid of death and bane +Till Birnam forest come to Dunsinane . + +Were I from Dunsinane away and clear , +Profit again should hardly draw me here . + +Cousins , I hope the days are near at hand +That chambers will be safe . + +We doubt it nothing . + +What wood is this before us ? + +The wood of Birnam . + +Let every soldier hew him down a bough +And bear 't before him : thereby shall we shadow +The numbers of our host , and make discovery +Err in report of us . + +It shall be done . + +We learn no other but the confident tyrant +Keeps still in Dunsinane , and will endure +Our setting down before 't . + +'Tis his main hope ; +For where there is advantage to be given , +Both more and less have given him the revolt , +And none serve with him but constrained things +Whose hearts are absent too . + +Let our just censures +Attend the true event , and put we on +Industrious soldiership . + +The time approaches +That will with due decision make us know +What we shall say we have and what we owe . +Thoughts speculative their unsure hopes relate , +But certain issue strokes must arbitrate , +Towards which advance the war . + + +Hang out our banners on the outward walls ; +The cry is still , 'They come ;' our castle's strength +Will laugh a siege to scorn ; here let them lie +Till famine and the ague eat them up ; +Were they not forc'd with those that should be ours , +We might have met them dareful , beard to beard , +And beat them backward home . + +What is that noise ? + +It is the cry of women , my good lord . + + +I have almost forgot the taste of fears . +The time has been my senses would have cool'd +To hear a night-shriek , and my fell of hair +Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir +As life were in 't . I have supp'd full with horrors ; +Direness , familiar to my slaughterous thoughts , +Cannot once start me . + +Wherefore was that cry ? + +The queen , my lord , is dead . + +She should have died hereafter ; +There would have been a time for such a word . +To-morrow , and to-morrow , and to-morrow , +Creeps in this petty pace from day to day , +To the last syllable of recorded time ; +And all our yesterdays have lighted fools +The way to dusty death . Out , out , brief candle ! +Life's but a walking shadow , a poor player +That struts and frets his hour upon the stage , +And then is heard no more ; it is a tale +Told by an idiot , full of sound and fury , +Signifying nothing . + +Thou com'st to use thy tongue ; thy story quickly . + +Gracious my lord , +I should report that which I say I saw , +But know not how to do it . + +Well , say , sir . + +As I did stand my watch upon the hill , +I look'd towards Birnam , and anon , methought , +The wood began to move . + +Liar and slave ! + +Let me endure your wrath if't be not so : +Within this three mile may you see it coming ; +I say , a moving grove . + +If thou speak'st false , +Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive , +Till famine cling thee ; if thy speech be sooth , +I care not if thou dost for me as much . +I pull in resolution and begin +To doubt the equivocation of the fiend +That lies like truth ; 'Fear not , till Birnam wood +Do come to Dunsinane ;' and now a wood +Comes toward Dunsinane . Arm , arm , and out ! +If this which he avouches does appear , +There is nor flying hence , nor tarrying here . +I 'gin to be aweary of the sun , +And wish the estate o' the world were now undone . +Ring the alarum-bell ! Blow , wind ! come , wrack ! +At least we'll die with harness on our back . + + +Now near enough ; your leavy screens throw down , +And show like those you are . You , worthy uncle , +Shall , with my cousin , your right-noble son , +Lead our first battle ; worthy Macduff and we +Shall take upon 's what else remains to do , +According to our order . + +Fare you well . +Do we but find the tyrant's power to-night , +Let us be beaten , if we cannot fight . + +Make all our trumpets speak ; give them all breath , +Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death . + + +They have tied me to a stake ; I cannot fly , +But bear-like I must fight the course . What's he +That was not born of woman ? Such a one +Am I to fear , or none . + + +What is thy name ? + +Thou'lt be afraid to hear it . + +No ; though thou call'st thyself a hotter name +Than any is in hell . + +My name's Macbeth . + +The devil himself could not pronounce a title +More hateful to mine ear . + +No , nor more fearful . + +Thou liest , abhorred tyrant ; with my sword +I'll prove the lie thou speak'st . + + +Thou wast born of woman : +But swords I smile at , weapons laugh to scorn , +Brandish'd by man that's of a woman born . + +That way the noise is . Tyrant , show thy face : +If thou be'st slain and with no stroke of mine , +My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still . +I cannot strike at wretched kerns , whose arms +Are hir'd to bear their staves : either thou , Macbeth , +Or else my sword with an unbatter'd edge +I sheathe again undeeded . There thou shouldst be ; +By this great clatter , one of greatest note +Seems bruited . Let me find him , fortune ! +And more I beg not . + +This way , my lord ; the castle's gently render'd : +The tyrant's people on both sides do fight ; +The noble thanes do bravely in the war ; +The day almost itself professes yours , +And little is to do . + +We have met with foes +That strike beside us . + +Enter , sir , the castle . + +Why should I play the Roman fool , and die +On mine own sword ? whiles I see lives , the gashes +Do better upon them . + + +Turn , hell-hound , turn ! + +Of all men else I have avoided thee : +But get thee back , my soul is too much charg'd +With blood of thine already . + +I have no words ; +My voice is in my sword , thou bloodier villain +Than terms can give thee out ! + + +Thou losest labour : +As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air +With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed : +Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests ; +I bear a charmed life , which must not yield +To one of woman born . + +Despair thy charm ; +And let the angel whom thou still hast serv'd +Tell thee , Macduff was from his mother's womb +Untimely ripp'd . + +Accursed be that tongue that tells me so , +For it hath cow'd my better part of man : +And be these juggling fiends no more believ'd , +That palter with us in a double sense ; +That keep the word of promise to our ear , +And break it to our hope . I'll not fight with thee . + +Then yield thee , coward , +And live to be the show and gaze o' the time : +We'll have thee , as our rarer monsters are , +Painted upon a pole , and underwrit , +'Here may you see the tyrant .' + +I will not yield , +To kiss the ground before young Malcolm's feet , +And to be baited with the rabble's curse . +Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane , +And thou oppos'd , being of no woman born , +Yet I will try the last : before my body +I throw my war-like shield . Lay on , Macduff , +And damn'd be him that first cries , 'Hold , enough !' + + +I would the friends we miss were safe arriv'd . + +Some must go off ; and yet , by these I see , +So great a day as this is cheaply bought . + +Macduff is missing , and your noble son . + +Your son , my lord , has paid a soldier's debt : +He only liv'd but till he was a man ; +The which no sooner had his prowess confirm'd +In the unshrinking station where he fought , +But like a man he died . + +Then he is dead ? + +Ay , and brought off the field . Your cause of sorrow +Must not be measur'd by his worth , for then +It hath no end . + +Had he his hurts before ? + +Ay , on the front . + +Why then , God's soldier be he ! +Had I as many sons as I have hairs , +I would not wish them to a fairer death : +And so , his knell is knoll'd . + +He's worth more sorrow , +And that I'll spend for him . + +He's worth no more ; +They say , he parted well , and paid his score : +And so , God be with him ! Here comes newer comfort . + + +Hail , king ! for so thou art . Behold , where stands +The usurper's cursed head : the time is free : +I see thee compass'd with thy kingdom's pearl , +That speak my salutation in their minds ; +Whose voices I desire aloud with mine ; +Hail , King of Scotland ! + +Hail , King of Scotland ! + + +We shall not spend a large expense of time +Before we reckon with your several loves , +And make us even with you . My thanes and kinsmen , +Henceforth be earls , the first that ever Scotland +In such an honour nam'd . What's more to do , +Which would be planted newly with the time , +As calling home our exil'd friends abroad +That fled the snares of watchful tyranny ; +Producing forth the cruel ministers +Of this dead butcher and his fiend-like queen , +Who , as 'tis thought , by self and violent hands +Took off her life ; this , and what needful else +That calls upon us , by the grace of Grace +We will perform in measure , time , and place : +So , thanks to all at once and to each one , +Whom we invite to see us crown'd at Scone . + +OTHELLO, THE MOOR OF VENICE + +Tush ! Never tell me ; I take it much unkindly +That thou , Iago , who hast had my purse +As if the strings were thine , shouldst know of this . + +'Sblood , but you will not hear me : +If ever I did dream of such a matter , +Abhor me . + +Thou told'st me thou didst hold him in thy hate . + +Despise me if I do not . Three great ones of the city , +In personal suit to make me his lieutenant , +Off-capp'd to him ; and , by the faith of man . +I know my price , I am worth no worse a place ; +But he , as loving his own pride and purposes , +Evades them , with a bombast circumstance +Horribly stuff'd with epithets of war ; +And , in conclusion , +Nonsuits my mediators ; for , 'Certes ,' says he , +'I have already chose my officer .' +And what was he ? +Forsooth , a great arithmetician , +One Michael Cassio , a Florentine , +A fellow almost damn'd in a fair wife ; +That never set a squadron in the field , +Nor the division of a battle knows +More than a spinster ; unless the bookish theoric , +Wherein the toged consuls can propose +As masterly as he : mere prattle , without practice , +Is all his soldiership . But he , sir , had the election ; +And I of whom his eyes had seen the proof +At Rhodes , at Cyprus , and on other grounds +Christian and heathen must be be-lee'd and calm'd +By debitor and creditor ; this counter caster , +He , in good time , must his lieutenant be , +And I God bless the mark !his Moorship's ancient . + +By heaven , I rather would have been his hangman . + +Why , there's no remedy : 'tis the curse of the service , +Preferment goes by letter and affection , +Not by the old gradation , where each second +Stood heir to the first . Now , sir , be judge yourself , +Whe'r I in any just term am affin'd +To love the Moor . + +I would not follow him then . + +O ! sir , content you ; +I follow him to serve my turn upon him ; +We cannot all be masters , nor all masters +Cannot be truly follow'd . You shall mark +Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave , +That , doting on his own obsequious bondage , +Wears out his time , much like his master's ass , +For nought but provender , and when he's old , cashier'd ; +Whip me such honest knaves . Others there are +Who , trimm'd in forms and visages of duty , +Keep yet their hearts attending on themselves , +And , throwing but shows of service on their lords , +Do well thrive by them , and when they have lin'd their coats +Do themselves homage : these fellows have some soul ; +And such a one do I profess myself . For , sir , +It is as sure as you are Roderigo , +Were I the Moor , I would not be Iago : +In following him , I follow but myself ; +Heaven is my judge , not I for love and duty , +But seeming so , for my peculiar end : +For when my outward action doth demonstrate +The native act and figure of my heart +In compliment extern , 'tis not long after +But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve +For daws to peck at : I am not what I am . + +What a full fortune does the thick-lips owe , +If he can carry 't thus ! + +Call up her father ; +Rouse him , make after him , poison his delight , +Proclaim him in the streets , incense her kinsmen , +And , though he in a fertile climate dwell , +Plague him with flies ; though that his joy be joy , +Yet throw such changes of vexation on 't +As it may lose some colour . + +Here is her father's house ; I'll call aloud . + +Do ; with like timorous accent and dire yell +As when , by night and negligence , the fire +Is spied in populous cities . + +What , ho ! Brabantio ! Signior Brabantio , ho ! + +Awake ! what , ho ! Brabantio ! thieves ! thieves ! thieves ! +Look to your house , your daughter , and your bags ! +Thieves ! thieves ! + + +What is the reason of this terrible summons ? +What is the matter there ? + +Signior , is all your family within ? + +Are your doors lock'd ? + +Why ? wherefore ask you this ? + +'Zounds ! sir , you're robb'd ; for shame , put on your gown ; +Your heart is burst , you have lost half your soul ; +Even now , now , very now , an old black ram +Is tupping your white ewe . Arise , arise ! +Awake the snorting citizens with the bell , +Or else the devil will make a grandsire of you . +Arise , I say . + +What ! have you lost your wits ? + +Most reverend signior , do you know my voice ? + +Not I , what are you ? + +My name is Roderigo . + +The worser welcome : +I have charg'd thee not to haunt about my doors : +In honest plainness thou hast heard me say +My daughter is not for thee ; and now , in madness , +Being full of supper and distempering draughts , +Upon malicious knavery dost thou come +To start my quiet . + +Sir , sir , sir ! + +But thou must needs be sure +My spirit and my place have in them power +To make this bitter to thee . + +Patience , good sir . + +What tell'st thou me of robbing ? this is Venice ; +My house is not a grange . + +Most grave Brabantio , +In simple and pure soul I come to you . + +'Zounds ! sir , you are one of those that will not serve God if the devil bid you . Because we come to do you service and you think we are ruffians , you'll have your daughter covered with a Barbary horse ; you'll have your nephews neigh to you ; you'll have coursers for cousins and gennets for germans . + +What profane wretch art thou ? + +I am one , sir , that comes to tell you , your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs . + +Thou art a villain . + +You are a senator . + +This thou shalt answer ; I know thee , Roderigo . + +Sir , I will answer any thing . But , I beseech you , +If 't be your pleasure and most wise consent , +As partly , I find , it is ,that your fair daughter , +At this odd-even and dull-watch o' the night , +Transported with no worse nor better guard +But with a knave of common hire , a gondolier , +To the gross clasps of a lascivious Moor , +If this be known to you , and your allowance , +We then have done you bold and saucy wrongs ; +But if you know not this , my manners tell me +We have your wrong rebuke . Do not believe , +That , from the sense of all civility , +I thus would play and trifle with your reverence : +Your daughter , if you have not given her leave , +I say again , hath made a gross revolt ; +Tying her duty , beauty , wit and fortunes +In an extravagant and wheeling stranger +Of here and every where . Straight satisfy yourself : +If she be in her chamber or your house , +Let loose on me the justice of the state +For thus deluding you . + +Strike on the tinder , ho ! +Give me a taper ! call up all my people ! +This accident is not unlike my dream ; +Belief of it oppresses me already . +Light , I say ! light ! + + +Farewell , for I must leave you : +It seems not meet nor wholesome to my place +To be produc'd , as , if I stay , I shall , +Against the Moor ; for , I do know the state , +However this may gall him with some check , +Cannot with safety cast him ; for he's embark'd +With such loud reason to the Cyprus wars , +Which even now stand in act ,that , for their souls , +Another of his fathom they have none , +To lead their business ; in which regard , +Though I do hate him as I do hell-pains , +Yet , for necessity of present life , +I must show out a flag and sign of love , +Which is indeed but sign . That you shall surely find him , +Lead to the Sagittary the raised search ; +And there will I be with him . So , farewell . + +It is too true an evil : gone she is , +And what's to come of my despised time +Is nought but bitterness . Now , Roderigo , +Where didst thou see her ? O , unhappy girl ! +With the Moor , sayst thou ? Who would be a father ! +How didst thou know 'twas she ? O , she deceives me +Past thought . What said she to you ? Get more tapers ! +Raise all my kindred ! Are they married , think you ? + +Truly , I think they are . + +O heaven ! How got she out ? O , treason of the blood : +Fathers , from hence trust not your daughters' minds +By what you see them act . Are there not charms +By which the property of youth and maidhood +May be abus'd ? Have you not read , Roderigo , +Of some such thing ? + +Yes , sir , I have indeed . + +Call up my brother . O ! that you had had her . +Some one way , some another ! Do you know +Where we may apprehend her and the Moor ? + +I think I can discover him , if you please +To get good guard and go along with me . + +Pray you , lead on . At every house I'll call ; +I may command at most . Get weapons , ho ! +And raise some special officers of night . +On , good Roderigo ; I'll deserve your pains . + + +Though in the trade of war I have slain men , +Yet do I hold it very stuff o' the conscience +To do no contriv'd murder : I lack iniquity +Sometimes to do me service . Nine or ten times +I had thought to have yerk'd him here under the ribs . + +'Tis better as it is . + +Nay , but he prated , +And spoke such scurvy and provoking terms +Against your honour +That , with the little godliness I have , +I did full hard forbear him . But , I pray , sir , +Are you fast married ? Be assur'd of this , +That the magnifico is much belov'd , +And hath in his effect a voice potential +As double as the duke's ; he will divorce you , +Or put upon you what restraint and grievance +The law with all his might to enforce it on +Will give him cable . + +Let him do his spite : +My services which I have done the signiory +Shall out-tongue his complaints . 'Tis yet to know , +Which when I know that boasting is an honour +I shall promulgate , I fetch my life and being +From men of royal siege , and my demerits +May speak unbonneted to as proud a fortune +As this that I have reach'd ; for know , Iago , +But that I love the gentle Desdemona , +I would not my unhoused free condition +Put into circumscription and confine +For the sea's worth . But , look ! what lights come yond ? + +Those are the raised father and his friends : +You were best go in . + +Not I ; I must be found : +My parts , my title , and my perfect soul +Shall manifest me rightly . Is it they ? + +By Janus , I think no . + + +The servants of the duke , and my lieutenant . +The goodness of the night upon you , friends ! +What is the news ? + +The duke does greet you , general , +And he requires your haste-post-haste appearance , +Even on the instant . + +What is the matter , think you ? + +Something from Cyprus , as I may divine . +It is a business of some heat ; the galleys +Have sent a dozen sequent messengers +This very night at one another's heels , +And many of the consuls , rais'd and met , +Are at the duke's already . You have been hotly call'd for ; +When , being not at your lodging to be found , +The senate hath sent about three several quests +To search you out . + +'Tis well I am found by you . +I will but spend a word here in the house , +And go with you . + + +Ancient , what makes he here ? + +Faith , he to-night hath boarded a land carrack ; +If it prove lawful prize , he's made for ever . + +I do not understand . + +He's married . + +To who ? + + +Marry , to Come , captain , will you go ? + +Have with you . + +Here comes another troop to seek for you . + +It is Brabantio . General , be advis'd ; +He comes to bad intent . + + +Holla ! stand there ! + +Signior , it is the Moor . + +Down with him , thief ! + + +You , Roderigo ! come , sir , I am for you . + +Keep up your bright swords , for the dew will rust them . +Good signior , you shall more command with years +Than with your weapons . + +O thou foul thief ! where hast thou stow'd my daughter ? +Damn'd as thou art , thou hast enchanted her ; +For I'll refer me to all things of sense , +If she in chains of magic were not bound , +Whether a maid so tender , fair , and happy , +So opposite to marriage that she shunn'd +The wealthy curled darlings of our nation , +Would ever have , to incur a general mock , +Run from her guardage to the sooty bosom +Of such a thing as thou ; to fear , not to delight . +Judge me the world , if 'tis not gross in sense +That thou hast practis'd on her with foul charms , +Abus'd her delicate youth with drugs or minerals +That weaken motion : I'll have 't disputed on ; +'Tis probable , and palpable to thinking . +I therefore apprehend and do attach thee +For an abuser of the world , a practiser +Of arts inhibited and out of warrant . +Lay hold upon him : if he do resist , +Subdue him at his peril . + +Hold your hands , +Both you of my inclining , and the rest : +Were it my cue to fight , I should have known it +Without a prompter . Where will you that I go +To answer this your charge ? + +To prison ; till fit time +Of law and course of direct session +Call thee to answer . + +What if I do obey ? +How may the duke be therewith satisfied , +Whose messengers are here about my side , +Upon some present business of the state +To bring me to him ? + +'Tis true , most worthy signior ; +The duke's in council , and your noble self , +I am sure , is sent for . + +How ! the duke in council ! +In this time of the night ! Bring him away . +Mine's not an idle cause : the duke himself , +Or any of my brothers of the state , +Cannot but feel this wrong as 'twere their own ; +For if such actions may have passage free , +Bond-slaves and pagans shall our statesmen be . + +There is no composition in these news +That gives them credit . + +Indeed , they are disproportion'd ; +My letters say a hundred and seven galleys . + +And mine , a hundred and forty . + +And mine , two hundred : +But though they jump not on a just account , +As in these cases , where the aim reports , +'Tis oft with difference ,yet do they all confirm +A Turkish fleet , and bearing up to Cyprus . + +Nay , it is possible enough to judgment : +I do not so secure me in the error , +But the main article I do approve +In fearful sense . + +What , ho ! what , ho ! what , ho ! + +A messenger from the galleys . + + +Now , what's the business ? + +The Turkish preparation makes for Rhodes ; +So was I bid report here to the state +By Signior Angelo . + +How say you by this change ? + +This cannot be , +By no assay of reason ; 'tis a pageant +To keep us in false gaze . When we consider +The importancy of Cyprus to the Turk , +And let ourselves again but understand , +That as it more concerns the Turk than Rhodes , +So may he with more facile question bear it , +For that it stands not in such war-like brace , +But altogether lacks the abilities +That Rhodes is dress'd in : if we make thought of this , +We must not think the Turk is so unskilful +To leave that latest which concerns him first , +Neglecting an attempt of ease and gain , +To wake and wage a danger profitless . + +Nay , in all confidence , he's not for Rhodes . + +Here is more news . + + +The Ottomites , reverend and gracious , +Steering with due course toward the isle of Rhodes , +Have there injointed them with an after fleet . + +Ay , so I thought . How many , as you guess ? + +Of thirty sail ; and now they do re-stem +Their backward course , bearing with frank appearance +Their purposes toward Cyprus . Signior Montano , +Your trusty and most valiant servitor , +With his free duty recommends you thus , +And prays you to believe him . + +'Tis certain then , for Cyprus . +Marcus Luccicos , is not he in town ? + +He's now in Florence . + +Write from us to him ; post-post-haste dispatch . + +Here comes Brabantio and the valiant Moor . + + +Valiant Othello , we must straight employ you +Against the general enemy Ottoman . + + +I did not see you ; welcome , gentle signior ; +We lack'd your counsel and your help to-night . + +So did I yours . Good your grace , pardon me ; +Neither my place nor aught I heard of business +Hath rais'd me from my bed , nor doth the general care +Take hold of me , for my particular grief +Is of so flood-gate and o'erbearing nature +That it engluts and swallows other sorrows +And it is still itself . + +Why , what's the matter ? + +My daughter ! O ! my daughter . + +Dead ? + +Dead ? + +Ay , to me ; +She is abus'd , stol'n from me , and corrupted +By spells and medicines bought of mounte-banks ; +For nature so preposterously to err , +Being not deficient , blind , or lame of sense , +Sans witchcraft could not . + +Whoe'er he be that in this foul proceeding +Hath thus beguil'd your daughter of herself +And you of her , the bloody book of law +You shall yourself read in the bitter letter +After your own sense ; yea , though our proper son +Stood in your action . + +Humbly I thank your Grace . +Here is the man , this Moor ; whom now , it seems , +Your special mandate for the state affairs , +Hath hither brought . + +We are very sorry for it . + +We are very sorry for it . + +What , in your own part , can you say to this ? + +Nothing , but this is so . + +Most potent , grave , and reverend signiors , +My very noble and approv'd good masters , +That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter , +It is most true ; true , I have married her : +The very head and front of my offending +Hath this extent , no more . Rude am I in my speech , +And little bless'd with the soft phrase of peace ; +For since these arms of mine had seven years' pith , +Till now some nine moons wasted , they have us'd +Their dearest action in the tented field ; +And little of this great world can I speak , +More than pertains to feats of broil and battle ; +And therefore little shall I grace my cause +In speaking for myself . Yet , by your gracious patience , +I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver +Of my whole course of love ; what drugs , what charms , +What conjuration , and what mighty magic , +For such proceeding I am charg'd withal , +I won his daughter . + +A maiden never bold ; +Of spirit so still and quiet , that her motion +Blush'd at herself ; and she , in spite of nature , +Of years , of country , credit , every thing , +To fall in love with what she fear'd to look on ! +It is a judgment maim'd and most imperfect +That will confess perfection so could err +Against all rules of nature , and must be driven +To find out practices of cunning hell , +Why this should be . I therefore vouch again +That with some mixtures powerful o'er the blood , +Or with some dram conjur'd to this effect , +He wrought upon her . + +To vouch this , is no proof , +Without more certain and more overt test +Than these thin habits and poor likelihoods +Of modern seeming do prefer against him . + +But , Othello , speak : +Did you by indirect and forced courses +Subdue and poison this young maid's affections ; +Or came it by request and such fair question +As soul to soul affordeth ? + +I do beseech you , +Send for the lady to the Sagittary , +And let her speak of me before her father : +If you do find me foul in her report , +The trust , the office I do hold of you , +Not only take away , but let your sentence +Even fall upon my life . + +Fetch Desdemona hither . + +Ancient , conduct them ; you best know the place . + +And , till she come , as truly as to heaven +I do confess the vices of my blood , +So justly to your grave ears I'll present +How I did thrive in this fair lady's love , +And she in mine . + +Say it , Othello . + +Her father lov'd me ; oft invited me ; +Still question'd me the story of my life +From year to year , the battles , sieges , fortunes +That I have pass'd . +I ran it through , even from my boyish days +To the very moment that he bade me tell it ; +Wherein I spake of most disastrous chances , +Of moving accidents by flood and field , +Of hair-breadth 'scapes i' the imminent deadly breach , +Of being taken by the insolent foe +And sold to slavery , of my redemption thence +And portance in my travel's history ; +Wherein of antres vast and desarts idle , +Rough quarries , rocks and hills whose heads touch heaven , +It was my hint to speak , such was the process ; +And of the Cannibals that each other eat , +The Anthropophagi , and men whose heads +Do grow beneath their shoulders . This to hear +Would Desdemona seriously incline ; +But still the house-affairs would draw her thence ; +Which ever as she could with haste dispatch , +She'd come again , and with a greedy ear +Devour up my discourse . Which I observing , +Took once a pliant hour , and found good means +To draw from her a prayer of earnest heart +That I would all my pilgrimage dilate , +Whereof by parcels she had something heard , +But not intentively : I did consent ; +And often did beguile her of her tears , +When I did speak of some distressful stroke +That my youth suffer'd . My story being done , +She gave me for my pains a world of sighs : +She swore , in faith , 'twas strange , 'twas passing strange ; +'Twas pitiful , 'twas wondrous pitiful : +She wish'd she had not heard it , yet she wish'd +That heaven had made her such a man ; she thank'd me , +And bade me , if I had a friend that lov'd her , +I should but teach him how to tell my story , +And that would woo her . Upon this hint I spake : +She lov'd me for the dangers I had pass'd , +And I lov'd her that she did pity them . +This only is the witchcraft I have us'd : +Here comes the lady ; let her witness it . + + +I think this tale would win my daughter too . +Good Brabantio , +Take up this mangled matter at the best ; +Men do their broken weapons rather use +Than their bare hands . + +I pray you , hear her speak : +If she confess that she was half the wooer , +Destruction on my head , if my bad blame +Light on the man ! Come hither , gentle mistress : +Do you perceive in all this noble company +Where most you owe obedience ? + +My noble father , +I do perceive here a divided duty : +To you I am bound for life and education ; +My life and education both do learn me +How to respect you ; you are the lord of duty , +I am hitherto your daughter : but here's my husband ; +And so much duty as my mother show'd +To you , preferring you before her father , +So much I challenge that I may profess +Due to the Moor my lord . + +God be with you ! I have done . +Please it your Grace , on to the state affairs : +I had rather to adopt a child than get it . +Come hither , Moor : +I here do give thee that with all my heart +Which , but thou hast already , with all my heart +I would keep from thee . For your sake , jewel , +I am glad at soul I have no other child ; +For thy escape would teach me tyranny , +To hang clogs on them . I have done , my lord . + +Let me speak like yourself and lay a sentence , +Which as a grize or step , may help these lovers +Into your favour . +When remedies are past , the griefs are ended +By seeing the worst , which late on hopes depended . +To mourn a mischief that is past and gone +Is the next way to draw new mischief on . +What cannot be preserv'd when Fortune takes , +Patience her injury a mockery makes . +The robb'd that smiles steals something from the thief ; +He robs himself that spends a bootless grief . + +So let the Turk of Cyprus us beguile ; +We lose it not so long as we can smile . +He bears the sentence well that nothing bears +But the free comfort which from thence he hears ; +But he bears both the sentence and the sorrow +That , to pay grief , must of poor patience borrow . +These sentences , to sugar , or to gall , +Being strong on both sides , are equivocal : +But words are words ; I never yet did hear +That the bruis'd heart was pierced through the ear . +I humbly beseech you , proceed to the affairs of state . + +The Turk with a most mighty preparation makes for Cyprus . Othello , the fortitude of the place is best known to you ; and though we have there a substitute of most allowed sufficiency , yet opinion , a sovereign mistress of effects , throws a more safer voice on you : you must therefore be content to slubber the gloss of your new fortunes with this more stubborn and boisterous expedition . + +The tyrant custom , most grave senators , +Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war +My thrice-driven bed of down : I do agnize +A natural and prompt alacrity +I find in hardness , and do undertake +These present wars against the Ottomites . +Most humbly therefore bending to your state , +I crave fit disposition for my wife , +Due reference of place and exhibition , +With such accommodation and besort +As levels with her breeding . + +If you please , +Be 't at her father's . + +I'll not have it so . + +Nor I . + +Nor I ; I would not there reside , +To put my father in impatient thoughts +By being in his eye . Most gracious duke , +To my unfolding lend your gracious ear ; +And let me find a charter in your voice +To assist my simpleness . + +What would you , Desdemona ? + +That I did love the Moor to live with him , +My downright violence and storm of fortunes +May trumpet to the world ; my heart's subdu'd +Even to the very quality of my lord ; +I saw Othello's visage in his mind , +And to his honours and his valiant parts +Did I my soul and fortunes consecrate . +So that , dear lords , if I be left behind , +A moth of peace , and he go to the war , +The rites for which I love him are bereft me , +And I a heavy interim shall support +By his dear absence . Let me go with him . + +Let her have your voices . +Vouch with me , heaven , I therefore beg it not +To please the palate of my appetite , +Nor to comply with heat ,the young affects +In me defunct ,and proper satisfaction , +But to be free and bounteous to her mind ; +And heaven defend your good souls that you think +I will your serious and great business scant +For she is with me . No , when light-wing'd toys +Of feather'd Cupid seel with wanton dulness +My speculative and offic'd instruments , +That my disports corrupt and taint my business , +Let housewives make a skillet of my helm , +And all indign and base adversities +Make head against my estimation ! + +Be it as you shall privately determine , +Either for her stay or going . The affair cries haste , +And speed must answer it . + +You must away to-night . + +With all my heart . + +At nine i' the morning here we'll meet again . +Othello , leave some officer behind , +And he shall our commission bring to you ; +With such things else of quality and respect +As doth import you . + +So please your Grace , my ancient ; +A man he is of honesty and trust : +To his conveyance I assign my wife , +With what else needful your good grace shall think +To be sent after me . + +Let it be so . +Good night to every one . + +And , noble signior , +If virtue no delighted beauty lack , +Your son-in-law is far more fair than black . + +Adieu , brave Moor ! use Desdemona well . + +Look to her , Moor , if thou hast eyes to see : +She has deceiv'd her father , and may thee . + + +My life upon her faith ! Honest Iago , +My Desdemona must I leave to thee : +I prithee , let thy wife attend on her ; +And bring them after in the best advantage . +Come , Desdemona ; I have but an hour +Of love , of worldly matters and direction , +To spend with thee : we must obey the time . + + +Iago ! + +What sayst thou , noble heart ? + +What will I do , think'st thou ? + +Why , go to bed , and sleep . + +I will incontinently drown myself . + +Well , if thou dost , I shall never love thee after . Why , thou silly gentleman ! + +It is silliness to live when to live is torment ; and then have we a prescription to die when death is our physician . + +O ! villanous ; I have looked upon the world for four times seven years , and since I could distinguish betwixt a benefit and an injury , I never found man that knew how to love himself . Ere I would say , I would drown myself for the love of a guinea-hen , I would change my humanity with a baboon . + +What should I do ? I confess it is my shame to be so fond ; but it is not in my virtue to amend it . + +Virtue ! a fig ! 'tis in ourselves that we are thus , or thus . Our bodies are our gardens , to the which our wills are gardeners ; so that if we will plant nettles or sow lettuce , set hyssop and woed up thyme , supply it with one gender of herbs or distract it with many , either to have it sterile with idleness or manured with industry , why , the power and corrigible authority of this lies in our wills . If the balance of our lives had not one scale of reason to poise another of sensuality , the blood and baseness of our natures would conduct us to most preposterous conclusions ; but we have reason to cool our raging motions , our carnal stings , our unbitted lusts , whereof I take this that you call love to be a sect or scion . + +It cannot be . + +It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of the will . Come , be a man . Drown thyself ! drown cats and blind puppies . I have professed me thy friend , and I confess me knit to thy deserving with cables of perdurable toughness ; I could never better stead thee than now . Put money in thy purse ; follow these wars ; defeat thy favour with a usurped beard ; I say , put money in thy purse . It cannot be that Desdemona should long continue her love to the Moor ,put money in thy purse ,nor he his to her . It was a violent commencement in her , and thou shalt see an answerable sequestration ; put but money in thy purse . These Moors are changeable in their wills ;fill thy purse with money :the food that to him now is as luscious as locusts , shall be to him shortly as bitter as coloquintida . She must change for youth : when she is sated with his body , she will find the error of her choice . She must have change , she must : therefore put money in thy purse . If thou wilt needs damn thyself , do it a more delicate way than drowning . Make all the money thou canst . If sanctimony and a frail vow betwixt an erring barbarian and a supersubtle Venetian be not too hard for my wits and all the tribe of hell , thou shalt enjoy her ; therefore make money . A pox of drowning thyself ! it is clean out of the way : seek thou rather to be hanged in compassing thy joy than to be drowned and go without her . + +Wilt thou be fast to my hopes , if I depend on the issue ? + +Thou art sure of me : go , make money . I have told thee often , and I re-tell thee again and again , I hate the Moor : my cause is hearted : thine hath no less reason . Let us be conjunctive in our revenge against him ; if thou canst cuckold him , thou dost thyself a pleasure , me a sport . There are many events in the womb of time which will be delivered . Traverse ; go : provide thy money . We will have more of this to-morrow . Adieu . + +Where shall we meet i' the morning ? + +At my lodging . + +I'll be with thee betimes . + +Go to ; farewell . Do you hear , Roderigo ? + +What say you ? + +No more of drowning , do you hear ? + +I am changed . I'll sell all my land . + +Go to ; farewell ! put money enough in your purse . + +Thus do I ever make my fool my purse ; +For I mine own gain'd knowledge should profane , +If I would time expend with such a snipe +But for my sport and profit . I hate the Moor , +And it is thought abroad that 'twixt my sheets +He has done my office : I know not if 't be true , +But I , for mere suspicion in that kind , +Will do as if for surety . He holds me well ; +The better shall my purpose work on him . +Cassio's a proper man ; let me see now : +To get his place ; and to plume up my will +In double knavery ; how , how ? Let's see : +After some time to abuse Othello's ear +That he is too familiar with his wife : +He hath a person and a smooth dispose +To be suspected ; framed to make women false . +The Moor is of a free and open nature , +That thinks men honest that but seem to be so , +And will as tenderly be led by the nose +As asses are . +I have 't ; it is engender'd : hell and night +Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light . + +What from the cape can you discern at sea ? + +Nothing at all : it is a high-wrought flood ; +I cannot 'twixt the heaven and the main +Descry a sail . + +Methinks the wind hath spoke aloud at land ; +A fuller blast ne'er shook our battlements ; +If it hath ruffian'd so upon the sea , +What ribs of oak , when mountains melt on them , +Can hold the mortise ? what shall we hear of this ? + +A segregation of the Turkish fleet ; +For do but stand upon the foaming shore , +The chidden billow seems to pelt the clouds ; +The wind-shak'd surge , with high and monstrous mane , +Seems to cast water on the burning bear +And quench the guards of the ever-fixed pole : +I never did like molestation view +On the enchafed flood . + +If that the Turkish fleet +Be not enshelter'd and embay'd , they are drown'd ; +It is impossible they bear it out . + + +News , lads ! our wars are done . +The desperate tempest hath so bang'd the Turks +That their designment halts ; a noble ship of Venice +Hath seen a grievous wrack and sufferance +On most part of their fleet . + +How ! is this true ? + +The ship is here put in , +A Veronesa ; Michael Cassio , +Lieutenant to the war-like Moor Othello , +Is come on shore : the Moor himself's at sea , +And is in full commission here for Cyprus . + +I am glad on 't ; 'tis a worthy governor . + +But this same Cassio , though he speak of comfort +Touching the Turkish loss , yet he looks sadly +And prays the Moor be safe ; for they were parted +With foul and violent tempest . + +Pray heaven he be ; +For I have serv'd him , and the man commands +Like a full soldier . Let's to the sea-side , ho ! +As well to see the vessel that's come in +As to throw out our eyes for brave Othello , +Even till we make the main and the aerial blue +An indistinct regard . + +Come , let's do so ; +For every minute is expectancy +Of more arrivance . + + +Thanks , you the valiant of this war-like isle , +That so approve the Moor . O ! let the heavens +Give him defence against the elements , +For I have lost him on a dangerous sea . + +Is he well shipp'd ? + +His bark is stoutly timber'd , and his pilot +Of very expert and approv'd allowance ; +Therefore my hopes , not surfeited to death , +Stand in bold cure . + +What noise ? + +The town is empty ; on the brow o' the sea +Stand ranks of people , and they cry , 'A sail !' + +My hopes do shape him for the governor . + + +They do discharge their shot of courtesy ; +Our friends at least . + +I pray you , sir , go forth , +And give us truth who 'tis that is arriv'd . + +I shall . + + +But , good lieutenant , is your general wiv'd ? + +Most fortunately : he hath achiev'd a maid +That paragons description and wild fame ; +One that excels the quirks of blazoning pens , +And in th' essential vesture of creation +Does tire the ingener . + +How now ! who has put in ? + +'Tis one Iago , ancient to the general . + +He has had most favourable and happy speed : +Tempests themselves , high seas , and howling winds , +The gutter'd rocks , and congregated sands , +Traitors ensteep'd to clog the guiltless keel , +As having sense of beauty , do omit +Their mortal natures , letting go safely by +The divine Desdemona . + +What is she ? + +She that I spake of , our great captain's captain , +Left in the conduct of the bold Iago , +Whose footing here anticipates our thoughts +A se'nnight's speed . Great Jove , Othello guard , +And swell his sail with thine own powerful breath , +That he may bless this bay with his tall ship , +Make love's quick pants in Desdemona's arms , +Give renew'd fire to our extinc'ed spirits , +And bring all Cyprus comfort ! + + +O ! behold , +The riches of the ship is come on shore . +Ye men of Cyprus , let her have your knees . +Hail to thee , lady ! and the grace of heaven , +Before , behind thee , and on every hand , + +Enwheel thee round ! + +I thank you , valiant Cassio . +What tidings can you tell me of my lord ? + +He is not yet arriv'd ; nor know I aught +But that he's well , and will be shortly here . + +O ! but I fear How lost you company ? + +The great contention of the sea and skies +Parted our fellowship . But hark ! a sail . + + +They give their greeting to the citadel : +This likewise is a friend . + +See for the news ! + +Good ancient , you are welcome : + +welcome , mistress . +Let it not gall your patience , good Iago , +That I extend my manners ; 'tis my breeding +That gives me this bold show of courtesy . + + +Sir , would she give you so much of her lips +As of her tongue she oft bestows on me , +You'd have enough . + +Alas ! she has no speech . + +In faith , too much ; +I find it still when I have list to sleep : +Marry , before your ladyship , I grant , +She puts her tongue a little in her heart , +And chides with thinking . + +You have little cause to say so . + +Come on , come on ; you are pictures out of doors , +Bells in your parlours , wild cats in your kitchens , +Saints in your injuries , devils being offended , +Players in your housewifery , and housewives in your beds . + +O ! fie upon thee , slanderer . + +Nay , it is true , or else I am a Turk : +You rise to play and go to bed to work . + +You shall not write my praise . + +No , let me not . + +What wouldst thou write of me , if thou shouldst praise me ? + +O gentle lady , do not put me to 't , +For I am nothing if not critical . + +Come on ; assay . There's one gone to the harbour ? + +Ay , madam . + +I am not merry , but I do beguile +The thing I am by seeming otherwise . +Come , how wouldst thou praise me ? + +I am about it ; but indeed my invention +Comes from my pate as birdlime does from frize ; +It plucks out brains and all : but my muse labours , +And thus she is deliver'd . +If she be fair and wise , fairness and wit , +The one's for use , the other useth it . + +Well prais'd ! How if she be black and witty ? + +If she be black , and thereto have a wit , +She'll find a white that shall her blackness fit . + +Worse and worse . + +How if fair and foolish ? + +She never yet was foolish that was fair , +For even her folly help'd her to an heir . + +These are old fond paradoxes to make fools laugh i' the alehouse . What miserable praise hast thou for her that's foul and foolish ? + +There's none so foul and foolish thereunto +But does foul pranks which fair and wise ones do . + +O heavy ignorance ! thou praisest the worst best . But what praise couldst thou bestow on a deserving woman indeed , one that , in the authority of her merit , did justly put on the vouch of very malice itself ? + +She that was ever fair and never proud , +Had tongue at will and yet was never loud , +Never lack'd gold and yet went never gay , +Fled from her wish and yet said 'Now I may ,' +She that being anger'd , her revenge being nigh , +Bade her wrong stay and her displeasure fly , +She that in wisdom never was so frail +To change the cod's head for the salmon's tail , +She that could think and ne'er disclose her mind , +See suitors following and not look behind , +She was a wight , if ever such wight were , + +To do what ? + +To suckle fools and chronicle small beer . + +O most lame and impotent conclusion ! Do not learn of him , Emilia , though he be thy husband . How say you , Cassio ? is he not a most profane and liberal counsellor ? + +He speaks home , madam ; you may relish him more in the soldier than in the scholar . + +He takes her by the palm ; ay , well said , whisper ; with as little a web as this will I ensnare as great a fly as Cassio . Ay , smile upon her , do ; I will gyve thee in thine own courtship . You say true , 'tis so , indeed . If such tricks as these strip you out of your lieutenantry , it had been better you had not kissed your three fingers so oft , which now again you are most apt to play the sir in . Very good ; well kissed ! an excellent courtesy ! 'tis so , indeed . Yet again your fingers to your lips ? would they were clyster-pipes for your sake ! [A trumpet heard .] The Moor ! I know his trumpet . + +'Tis truly so . + +Let's meet him and receive him . + +Lo ! where he comes . + + +O my fair warrior ! + +My dear Othello ! + +It gives me wonder great as my content +To see you here before me . O my soul's joy ! +If after every tempest come such calms , +May the winds blow till they have waken'd death ! +And let the labouring bark climb hills of seas +Olympus-high , and duck again as low +As hell's from heaven ! If it were now to die , +'Twere now to be most happy , for I fear +My soul hath her content so absolute +That not another comfort like to this +Succeeds in unknown fate . + +The heavens forbid +But that our loves and comforts should increase +Even as our days do grow ! + +Amen to that , sweet powers ! +I cannot speak enough of this content ; +It stops me here ; it is too much of joy : +And this , and this , the greatest discords be , + +That e'er our hearts shall make ! + +O ! you are well tun'd now , +But I'll set down the pegs that make this music , +As honest as I am . + +Come , let us to the castle . +News , friends ; our wars are done , the Turks are drown'd . +How does my old acquaintance of this isle ? +Honey , you shall be well desir'd in Cyprus ; +I have found great love amongst them . O my sweet , +I prattle out of fashion , and I dote +In mine own comforts . I prithee , good Iago , +Go to the bay and disembark my coffers . +Bring thou the master to the citadel ; +He is a good one , and his worthiness +Does challenge much respect . Come , Desdemona , +Once more well met at Cyprus . + + +Do thou meet me presently at the harbour . Come hither . If thou be'st valiant , as they say base men being in love have then a nobility in their natures more than is native to them , list me . The lieutenant to-night watches on the court of guard : first , I must tell thee this , Desdemona is directly in love with him . + +With him ! why , 'tis not possible . + +Lay thy finger thus , and let thy soul be instructed . Mark me with what violence she first loved the Moor but for bragging and telling her fantastical lies ; and will she love him still for prating ? let not thy discreet heart think it . Her eye must be fed ; and what delight shall she have to look on the devil ? When the blood is made dull with the act of sport , there should be , again to inflame it , and to give satiety a fresh appetite , loveliness in favour , sympathy in years , manners , and beauties ; all which the Moor is defective in . Now , for want of these required conveniences , her delicate tenderness will find itself abused , begin to heave the gorge , disrelish and abhor the Moor ; very nature will instruct her in it , and compel her to some second choice . Now , sir , this granted , as it is a most pregnant and unforced position , who stands so eminently in the degree of this fortune as Cassio does ? a knave very voluble , no further conscionable than in putting on the mere form of civil and humane seeming , for the better compassing of his salt and most hidden loose affection ? why , none ; why , none : a slipper and subtle knave , a finder-out of occasions , that has an eye can stamp and counterfeit advantages , though true advantage never present itself ; a devilish knave ! Besides , the knave is handsome , young , and hath all those requisites in him that folly and green minds look after ; a pestilent complete knave ! and the woman hath found him already . + +I cannot believe that in her ; she is full of most blessed condition . + +Blessed fig's end ! the wine she drinks is made of grapes ; if she had been blessed she would never have loved the Moor ; blessed pudding ! Didst thou not see her paddle with the palm of his hand ? didst not mark that ? + +Yes , that I did ; but that was but courtesy . + +Lechery , by this hand ! an index and obscure prologue to the history of lust and foul thoughts . They met so near with their lips , that their breaths embraced together . Villanous thoughts , Roderigo ! when these mutualities so marshal the way , hard at hand comes the master and main exercise , the incorporate conclusion . Pish ! But , sir , be you ruled by me : I have brought you from Venice . Watch you to-night ; for the command , I'll lay 't upon you : Cassio knows you not . I'll not be far from you : do you find some occasion to anger Cassio , either by speaking too loud , or tainting his discipline ; or from what other course you please , which the time shall more favourably minister . + +Well . + +Sir , he is rash and very sudden in choler , and haply may strike at you : provoke him , that he may ; for even out of that will I cause these of Cyprus to mutiny , whose qualification shall come into no true taste again but by the displanting of Cassio . So shall you have a shorter journey to your desires by the means I shall then have to prefer them ; and the impediment most profitably removed , without the which there were no expectation of our prosperity . + +I will do this , if I can bring it to any opportunity . + +I warrant thee . Meet me by and by at the citadel : I must fetch his necessaries ashore . +Farewell . + +Adieu . + + +That Cassio loves her , I do well believe it ; +That she loves him , 'tis apt , and of great credit : +The Moor , howbeit that I endure him not , +Is of a constant , loving , noble nature ; +And I dare think he'll prove to Desdemona +A most dear husband . Now , I do love her too ; +Not out of absolute lust ,though peradventure +I stand accountant for as great a sin , +But partly led to diet my revenge , +For that I do suspect the lusty Moor +Hath leap'd into my seat ; the thought whereof +Doth like a poisonous mineral gnaw my inwards ; +And nothing can or shall content my soul +Till I am even'd with him , wife for wife ; +Or failing so , yet that I put the Moor +At least into a jealousy so strong +That judgment cannot cure . Which thing to do , +If this poor trash of Venice , whom I trash +For his quick hunting , stand the putting on , +I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip ; +Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb , +For I fear Cassio with my night-cap too , +Make the Moor thank me , love me , and reward me +For making him egregiously an ass +And practising upon his peace and quiet +Even to madness . 'Tis here , but yet confus'd : +Knavery's plain face is never seen till us'd . + + +It is Othello's pleasure , our noble and valiant general , that , upon certain tidings now arrived , importing the mere perdition of the Turkish fleet , every man put himself into triumph ; some to dance , some to make bonfires , each man to what sport and revels his addiction leads him ; for , besides these beneficial news , it is the celebration of his nuptial . So much was his pleasure should be proclaimed . All offices are open , and there is full liberty of feasting from this present hour of five till the bell have told eleven . Heaven bless the isle of Cyprus and our noble general Othello ! + + +Good Michael , look you to the guard to-night : +Let's teach ourselves that honourable stop , +Not to outsport discretion . + +Iago hath direction what to do ; +But , notwithstanding , with my personal eye +Will I look to 't . + +Iago is most honest . +Michael , good night ; to-morrow with your earliest +Let me have speech with you . + +Come , my dear love , +The purchase made , the fruits are to ensue ; +That profit's yet to come 'twixt me and you . +Good night . + +Welcome , Iago ; we must to the watch . + +Not this hour , lieutenant ; 'tis not yet ten o' the clock . Our general cast us thus early for the love of his Desdemona , who let us not therefore blame ; he hath not yet made wanton the night with her , and she is sport for Jove . + +She's a most exquisite lady . + +And , I'll warrant her , full of game . + +Indeed , she is a most fresh and delicate creature . + +What an eye she has ! methinks it sounds a parley of provocation . + +An inviting eye ; and yet methinks right modest . + +And when she speaks , is it not an alarum to love ? + +She is indeed perfection . + +Well , happiness to their sheets ! Come , lieutenant , I have a stoup of wine , and here without are a brace of Cyprus gallants that would fain have a measure to the health of black Othello . + +Not to-night , good Iago : I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking : I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment . + +O ! they are our friends ; but one cup : I'll drink for you . + +I have drunk but one cup to-night , and that was craftily qualified too , and , behold , what innovation it makes here : I am unfortunate in the infirmity , and dare not task my weakness with any more . + +What , man ! 'tis a night of revels ; the gallants desire it . + +Where are they ? + +Here at the door ; I pray you , call them in . + +I'll do 't ; but it dislikes me . + + +If I can fasten but one cup upon him , +With that which he hath drunk to-night already , +He'll be as full of quarrel and offence +As my young mistress' dog . Now , my sick fool Roderigo , +Whom love has turn'd almost the wrong side out , +To Desdemona hath to-night carous'd +Potations pottle deep ; and he's to watch . +Three lads of Cyprus , noble swelling spirits , +That hold their honours in a wary distance , +The very elements of this war-like isle , +Have I to-night fluster'd with flowing cups , +And they watch too . Now , 'mongst this flock of drunkards , +Am I to put our Cassio in some action +That may offend the isle . But here they come . +If consequence do but approve my dream , +My boat sails freely , both with wind and stream . + + +'Fore God , they have given me a rouse already . + +Good faith , a little one ; not past a pint , as I am a soldier . + +Some wine , ho ! + +And let me the canakin clink , clink ; +And let me the canakin clink : +A soldier's a man ; +A life's but a span ; +Why then let a soldier drink . + +Some wine , boys ! + +'Fore God , an excellent song . + +I learned it in England , where indeed they are most potent in potting ; your Dane , your German , and your swag-bellied Hollander , drink , ho !are nothing to your English . + +Is your Englishman so expert in his drinking ? + +Why , he drinks you with facility your Dane dead drunk ; he sweats not to overthrow your Almain ; he gives your Hollander a vomit ere the next pottle can be filled . + +To the health of our general ! + +I am for it , lieutenant ; and I'll do you justice . + +O sweet England ! + +King Stephen was a worthy peer , +His breeches cost him but a crown ; +He held them sixpence all too dear , +With that he call'd the tailor lown . +He was a wight of high renown , +And thou art but of low degree : +'Tis pride that pulls the country down , +Then take thine auld cloak about thee . + +Some wine , ho ! + +Why , this is a more exquisite song than the other . + +Will you hear 't again ? + +No ; for I hold him to be unworthy of his place that does those things . Well , God's above all ; and there be souls must be saved , and there be souls must not be saved . + +It's true , good lieutenant . + +For mine own part ,no offence to the general , nor any man of quality ,I hope to be saved . + +And so do I too , lieutenant . + +Ay ; but , by your leave , not before me ; the lieutenant is to be saved before the ancient . Let's have no more of this ; let's to our affairs . God forgive us our sins ! Gentlemen , let's look to our business . Do not think , gentlemen , I am drunk : this is my ancient ; this is my right hand , and this is my left hand . I am not drunk now ; I can stand well enough , and speak well enough . + +Excellent well . + +Why , very well , then ; you must not think then that I am drunk . + + +To the platform , masters ; come , let's set the watch . + +You see this fellow that is gone before ; +He is a soldier fit to stand by C sar +And give direction ; and do but see his vice ; +'Tis to his virtue a just equinox , +The one as long as the other ; 'tis pity of him . +I fear the trust Othello puts him in , +On some odd time of his infirmity , +Will shake this island . + +But is he often thus ? + +'Tis evermore the prologue to his sleep : +He'll watch the horologe a double set , +If drink rock not his cradle . + +It were well +The general were put in mind of it . +Perhaps he sees it not ; or his good nature +Prizes the virtue that appears in Cassio , +And looks not on his evils . Is not this true ? + + +How now , Roderigo ! +I pray you , after the lieutenant ; go . + + +And 'tis great pity that the noble Moor +Should hazard such a place as his own second +With one of an ingraft infirmity ; +It were an honest action to say +So to the Moor . + +Not I , for this fair island : +I do love Cassio well , and would do much +To cure him of this evil . But hark ! what noise ? + +You rogue ! you rascal ! + +What's the matter , lieutenant ? + +A knave teach me my duty ! +I'll beat the knave into a twiggen bottle . + +Beat me ! + +Dost thou prate , rogue ? + + +Nay , good lieutenant ; +I pray you , sir , hold your hand . + +Let me go , sir , +Or I'll knock you o'er the mazzard . + +Come , come ; you're drunk . + +Drunk ! + + +Away , I say ! go out , and cry a mutiny . + +Nay , good lieutenant ! God's will , gentlemen ! +Help , ho ! Lieutenant ! sir ! Montano ! sir ! +Help , masters ! Here's a goodly watch indeed ! + +Who's that that rings the bell ? Diablo , ho ! +The town will rise : God's will ! lieutenant , hold ! +You will be sham'd for ever . + + +What is the matter here ? + +'Zounds ! I bleed still ; I am hurt to the death . + +Hold , for your lives ! + +Hold , ho , lieutenant ! Sir ! Montano ! gentlemen ! +Have you forgot all sense of place and duty ? +Hold ! the general speaks to you ; hold for shame ! + +Why , how now , ho ! from whence ariseth this ? +Are we turn'd Turks , and to ourselves do that +Which heaven hath forbid the Ottomites ? +For Christian shame put by this barbarous brawl ; +He that stirs next to carve for his own rage +Holds his soul light ; he dies upon his motion . +Silence that dreadful bell ! it frights the isle +From her propriety . What is the matter , masters ? +Honest Iago , that look'st dead with grieving , +Speak , who began this ? on thy love , I charge thee . + +I do not know ; friends all but now , even now , +In quarter and in terms like bride and groom +Devesting them for bed ; and then , but now , +As if some planet had unwitted men , +Swords out , and tilting one at other's breast , +In opposition bloody . I cannot speak +Any beginning to this peevish odds , +And would in action glorious I had lost +Those legs that brought me to a part of it ! + +How comes it , Michael , you are thus forgot ? + +I pray you , pardon me ; I cannot speak . + +Worthy Montano , you were wont be civil ; +The gravity and stillness of your youth +The world hath noted , and your name is great +In mouths of wisest censure : what's the matter , +That you unlace your reputation thus +And spend your rich opinion for the name +Of a night-brawler ? give me answer to it . + +Worthy Othello , I am hurt to danger ; +Your officer , Iago , can inform you , +While I spare speech , which something now offends me , +Of all that I do know ; nor know I aught +By me that's said or done amiss this night , +Unless self-charity be sometimes a vice , +And to defend ourselves it be a sin +When violence assails us . + +Now , by heaven , +My blood begins my safer guides to rule , +And passion , having my best judgment collied , +Assays to lead the way . If I once stir , +Or do but lift this arm , the best of you +Shall sink in my rebuke . Give me to know +How this foul rout began , who set it on ; +And he that is approv'd in this offence , +Though he had twinn'd with me both at a birth +Shall lose me . What ! in a town of war , +Yet wild , the people's hearts brimful of fear , +To manage private and domestic quarrel , +In night , and on the court and guard of safety ! +'Tis monstrous . Iago , who began 't ? + +If partially affin'd , or leagu'd in office , +Thou dost deliver more or less than truth , +Thou art no soldier . + +Touch me not so near ; +I had rather have this tongue cut from my mouth +Than it should do offence to Michael Cassio ; +Yet , I persuade myself , to speak the truth +Shall nothing wrong him . Thus it is , general . +Montano and myself being in speech , +There comes a fellow crying out for he'p , +And Cassio following with determin'd sword +To execute upon him . Sir , this gentleman +Steps in to Cassio , and entreats his pause ; +Myself the crying fellow did pursue , +Lest by his clamour , as it so fell out , +The town might fall in fright ; he , swift of foot , +Outran my purpose , and I return'd the rather +For that I heard the clink and fall of swords , +And Cassio high in oath , which till to-night +I ne'er might say before . When I came back , +For this was brief ,I found them close together , +At blow and thrust , even as again they were +When you yourself did part them . +More of this matter can I not report : +But men are men ; the best sometimes forget : +Though Cassio did some little wrong to him , +As men in rage strike those that wish them best , +Yet , surely Cassio , I believe , receiv'd +From him that fled some strange indignity , +Which patience could not pass . + +I know , Iago , +Thy honesty and love doth mince this matter , +Making it light to Cassio . Cassio , I love thee ; +But never more be officer of mine . + + +Look ! if my gentle love be not rais'd up ; + +I'll make thee an example . + +What's the matter ? + +All's well now , sweeting ; come away to bed . +Sir , for your hurts , myself will be your surgeon . +Lead him off . + +Iago , look with care about the town , +And silence those whom this vile brawl distracted . +Come , Desdemona ; 'tis the soldiers' life , +To have their balmy slumbers wak'd with strife . + + +What ! are you hurt , lieutenant ? + +Ay ; past all surgery . + +Marry , heaven forbid ! + +Reputation , reputation , reputation ! O ! I have lost my reputation . I have lost the immortal part of myself , and what remains is bestial . My reputation , Iago , my reputation ! + +As I am an honest man , I thought you had received some bodily wound ; there is more offence in that than in reputation . Reputation is an idle and most false imposition ; oft got without merit , and lost without deserving : you have lost no reputation at all , unless you repute yourself such a loser . What ! man ; there are ways to recover the general again ; you are but now cast in his mood , a punishment more in policy than in malice ; even so as one would beat his offenceless dog to affright an imperious lion . Sue to him again , and he is yours . + +I will rather sue to be despised than to deceive so good a commander with so slight , so drunken , and so indiscreet an officer . Drunk ! and speak parrot ! and squabble , swagger , swear , and discourse fustian with one's own shadow ! O thou invisible spirit of wine ! if thou hast no name to be known by , let us call thee devil ! + +What was he that you followed with your sword ? What had he done to you ? + +I know not . + +Is 't possible ? + +I remember a mass of things , but nothing distinctly ; a quarrel , but nothing wherefore . O God ! that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains ; that we should , with joy , pleasance , revel , and applause , transform ourselves into beasts . + +Why , but you are now well enough ; how came you thus recovered ? + +It hath pleased the devil drunkenness to give place to the devil wrath ; one unperfectness shows me another , to make me frankly despise myself . + +Come , you are too severe a moraler . As the time , the place , and the condition of this country stands , I could heartily wish this had not befallen , but since it is as it is , mend it for your own good . + +I will ask him for my place again ; he shall tell me I am a drunkard ! Had I as many mouths as Hydra , such an answer would stop them all . To be now a sensible man , by and by a fool , and presently a beast ! O strange ! Every inordinate cup is unblessed and the ingredient is a devil . + +Come , come ; good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used ; exclaim no more against it . And , good lieutenant , I think you think I love you . + +I have well approved it , sir . I drunk ! + +You or any man living may be drunk at some time , man . I'll tell you what you shall do . Our general's wife is now the general : I may say so in this respect , for that he hath devoted and given up himself to the contemplation , mark , and denotement of her parts and graces : confess yourself freely to her ; importune her ; she'll help to put you in your place again . She is of so free , so kind , so apt , so blessed a disposition , that she holds it a vice in her goodness not to do more than she is requested . This broken joint between you and her husband entreat her to splinter ; and my fortunes against any lay worth naming , this crack of your love shall grow stronger than it was before . + +You advise me well . + +I protest , in the sincerity of love and honest kindness . + +I think it freely ; and betimes in the morning I will beseech the virtuous Desdemona to undertake for me . I am desperate of my fortunes if they check me here . + +You are in the right . Good night , lieutenant ; I must to the watch . + +Good night , honest Iago ! + + +And what's he then that says I play the villain ? +When this advice is free I give and honest , +Probal to thinking and indeed the course +To win the Moor again ? For 'tis most easy +The inclining Desdemona to subdue +In any honest suit ; she's fram'd as fruitful +As the free elements . And then for her +To win the Moor , were 't to renounce his baptism , +All seals and symbols of redeemed sin , +His soul is so enfetter'd to her love , +That she may make , unmake , do what she list , +Even as her appetite shall play the god +With his weak function . How am I then a villain +To counsel Cassio to this parallel course , +Directly to his good ? Divinity of hell ! +When devils will the blackest sins put on , +They do suggest at first with heavenly shows , +As I do now ; for while this honest fool +Plies Desdemona to repair his fortunes , +And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor , +I'll pour this pestilence into his ear +That she repeals him for her body's lust ; +And , by how much she strives to do him good , +She shall undo her credit with the Moor . +So will I turn her virtue into pitch , +And out of her own goodness make the net +That shall enmesh them all . + +How now , Roderigo ! + +I do follow here in the chase , not like a hound that hunts , but one that fills up the cry . My money is almost spent ; I have been to-night exceedingly well cudgelled ; and I think the issue will be , I shall have so much experience for my pains ; and so , with no money at all and a little more wit , return again to Venice . + +How poor are they that have not patience ! +What wound did ever heal but by degrees ? +Thou know'st we work by wit and not by witchcraft , +And wit depends on dilatory time . +Does 't not go well ? Cassio hath beaten thee , +And thou by that small hurt hast cashiered Cassio . +Though other things grow fair against the sun , +Yet fruits that blossom first will first be ripe : +Content thyself awhile . By the mass , 'tis morning ; +Pleasure and action make the hours seem short . +Retire thee ; go where thou art billeted : +Away , I say ; thou shalt know more hereafter : +Nay , get thee gone . + +Two things are to be done , +My wife must move for Cassio to her mistress ; +I'll set her on ; +Myself the while to draw the Moor apart , +And bring him jump when he may Cassio find +Soliciting his wife : ay , that's the way : +Dull not device by coldness and delay . + +Masters , play here , I will content your pains ; +Something that's brief ; and bid 'Good morrow , general .' + +Why , masters , have your instruments been in Naples , that they speak i' the nose thus ? + +How , sir , how ? + +Are these , I pray you , wind-instruments ? + +Ay , marry , are they , sir . + +O ! thereby hangs a tail . + +Whereby hangs a tale , sir ? + +Marry , sir , by many a wind-instrument that I know . But , masters , here's money for you ; and the general so likes your music , that he desires you , for love's sake , to make no more noise with it . + +Well , sir , we will not . + +If you have any music that may not be heard , to 't again ; but , as they say , to hear music the general does not greatly care . + +We have none such , sir . + +Then put up your pipes in your bag , for +I'll away . Go ; vanish into air ; away ! + + +Dost thou hear , mine honest friend ? + +No , I hear not your honest friend ; I hear you . + +Prithee , keep up thy quillets . There's a poor piece of gold for thee . If the gentlewoman that attends the general's wife be stirring , tell her there's one Cassio entreats her a little favour of speech : wilt thou do this ? + +She is stirring , sir : if she will stir hither , +I shall seem to notify unto her . + +Do , good my friend . + + +In happy time , Iago . + +You have not been a-bed , then ? + +Why , no ; the day had broke +Before we parted . I have made bold , Iago , +To send in to your wife ; my suit to her +Is , that she will to virtuous Desdemona +Procure me some access . + +I'll send her to you presently ; +And I'll devise a mean to draw the Moor +Out of the way , that your converse and business +May be more free . + +I humbly thank you for 't . + +I never knew +A Florentine more kind and honest . + + +Good morrow , good lieutenant : I am sorry +For your displeasure ; but all will soon be well . +The general and his wife are talking of it , +And she speaks for you stoutly : the Moor replies +That he you hurt is of great fame in Cyprus +And great affinity , and that in wholesome wisdom +He might not but refuse you ; but he protests he loves you , +And needs no other suitor but his likings +To take the saf'st occasion by the front +To bring you in again . + +Yet , I beseech you , +If you think fit , or that it may be done , +Give me advantage of some brief discourse +With Desdemona alone . + +Pray you , come in : +I will bestow you where you shall have time +To speak your bosom freely . + +I am much bound to you . + + +These letters give , Iago , to the pilot , +And by him do my duties to the senate ; +That done , I will be walking on the works ; +Repair there to me . + +Well , my good lord , I'll do t . + +This fortification , gentlemen , shall we see 't ? + +We'll wait upon your lordship . + + +Be thou assur'd , good Cassio , I will do +All my abilities in thy behalf . + +Good madam , do : I warrant it grieves my husband , +As if the case were his . + +O ! that's an honest fellow . Do not doubt , Cassio , +But I will have my lord and you again +As friendly as you were . + +Bounteous madam , +Whatever shall become of Michael Cassio , +He's never anything but your true servant . + +I know 't ; I thank you . You do love my lord ; +You have known him long ; and be you well assur'd +He shall in strangeness stand no further off +Than in a politic distance . + +Ay , but , lady , +That policy may either last so long , +Or feed upon such nice and waterish diet , +Or breed itself so out of circumstance , +That , I being absent and my place supplied , +My general will forget my love and service . + +Do not doubt that ; before Emilia here +I give thee warrant of thy place . Assure thee , +If I do vow a friendship , I'll perform it +To the last article ; my lord shall never rest ; +I'll watch him tame , and talk him out of patience ; +His bed shall seem a school , his board a shrift ; +I'll intermingle every thing he does +With Cassio's suit . Therefore be merry , Cassio ; +For thy solicitor shall rather die +Than give thy cause away . + + +Madam , here comes my lord . + +Madam , I'll take my leave . + +Why , stay , and hear me speak . + +Madam , not now ; I am very ill at ease , +Unfit for mine own purposes . + +Well , do your discretion . + + +Ha ! I like not that . + +What dost thou say ? + +Nothing , my lord : or if I know not what . + +Was not that Cassio parted from my wife ? + +Cassio , my lord ? No , sure , I cannot think it +That he would steal away so guilty-like , +Seeing you coming . + +I do believe 'twas he . + +How now , my lord ! +I have been talking with a suitor here , +A man that languishes in your displeasure . + +Who is 't you mean ? + +Why , your lieutenant , Cassio . Good my lord , +If I have any grace or power to move you , +His present reconciliation take ; +For if he be not one that truly loves you , +That errs in ignorance and not in cunning , +I have no judgment in an honest face . +I prithee call him back . + +Went he hence now ? + +Ay , sooth ; so humbled , +That he hath left part of his grief with me , +To suffer with him . Good love , call him back . + +Not now , sweet Desdemona ; some other time . + +But shall 't be shortly ? + +The sooner , sweet , for you . + +Shall 't be to-night at supper ? + +No , not to-night . + +To-morrow dinner then ? + +I shall not dine at home ; +I meet the captains at the citadel . + +Why then , to-morrow night ; or Tuesday morn ; +On Tuesday noon , or night ; on Wednesday morn : +I prithee name the time , but let it not +Exceed three days : in faith , he's penitent ; +And yet his trespass , in our common reason , +Save that they say , the wars must make examples +Out of their best ,is not almost a fault +To incur a private check . When shall he come ? +Tell me , Othello : I wonder in my soul , +What you could ask me that I should deny , +Or stand so mammering on . What ! Michael Cassio , +That came a wooing with you , and so many a time , +When I have spoke of you dispraisingly , +Hath ta'en your part ; to have so much to do +To bring him in ! Trust me , I could do much . + +Prithee , no more ; let him come when he will ; +I will deny thee nothing . + +Why , this is not a boon ; +'Tis as I should entreat you wear your gloves , +Or feed on nourishing dishes , or keep you warm , +Or sue to you to do a peculiar profit +To your own person ; nay , when I have a suit +Wherein I mean to touch your love indeed , +It shall be full of poise and difficult weight , +And fearful to be granted . + +I will deny thee nothing : +Whereon , I do beseech thee , grant me this , +To leave me but a little to myself . + +Shall I deny you ? no : farewell , my lord . + +Farewell , my Desdemona : I'll come to thee straight . + +Emilia , come . Be as your fancies teach you ; +Whate'er you be , I am obedient . + + +Excellent wretch ! Perdition catch my soul +But I do love thee ! and when I love thee not , +Chaos is come again . + +My noble lord , + +What dost thou say , Iago ? + +Did Michael Cassio , when you woo'd my lady , +Know of your love ? + +He did , from first to last : why dost thou ask ? + +But for a satisfaction of my thought ; +No further harm . + +Why of thy thought , Iago ? + +I did not think he had been acquainted with her . + +O ! yes ; and went between us very oft . + +Indeed ! + +Indeed ! ay , indeed ; discern'st thou aught in that ? +Is he not honest ? + +Honest , my lord ? + +Honest ! ay , honest . + +My lord , for aught I know . + +What dost thou think ? + +Think , my lord ! + +Think , my lord ! +By heaven , he echoes me , +As if there were some monster in his thought +Too hideous to be shown . Thou dost mean something : +I heard thee say but now , thou lik'dst not that , +When Cassio left my wife ; what didst not like ? +And when I told thee he was of my counsel +In my whole course of wooing , thou criedst , 'Indeed !' +And didst contract and purse thy brow together , +As if thou then hadst shut up in thy brain +Some horrible conceit . If thou dost love me , +Show me thy thought . + +My lord , you know I love you . + +I think thou dost ; +And , for I know thou art full of love and honesty , +And weigh'st thy words before thou giv'st them breath , +Therefore these stops of thine fright me the more ; +For such things in a false disloyal knave +Are tricks of custom , but in a man that's just +They are close delations , working from the heart +That passion cannot rule . + +For Michael Cassio , +I dare be sworn I think that he is honest . + +I think so too . + +Men should be what they seem ; +Or those that be not , would they might seem none ! + +Certain , men should be what they seem . + +Why then , I think Cassio 's an honest man . + +Nay , yet there's more in this . +I pray thee , speak to me as to thy thinkings , +As thou dost ruminate , and give thy worst of thoughts +The worst of words . + +Good my lord , pardon me ; +Though I am bound to every act of duty , +I am not bound to that all slaves are free to . +Utter my thoughts ? Why , say they are vile and false ; +As where's that palace whereinto foul things +Sometimes intrude not ? who has a breast so pure +But some uncleanly apprehensions +Keep leets and law days , and in session sit +With meditations lawful ? + +Thou dost conspire against thy friend , Iago , +If thou but think'st him wrong'd , and mak'st his ear +A stranger to thy thoughts . + +I do beseech you , +Though I perchance am vicious in my guess , +As , I confess , it is my nature's plague +To spy into abuses , and oft my jealousy +Shapes faults that are not ,that your wisdom yet , +From one that so imperfectly conceits , +Would take no notice , nor build yourself a trouble +Out of his scattering and unsure observance . +It were not for your quiet nor your good , +Nor for my manhood , honesty , or wisdom , +To let you know my thoughts . + +What dost thou mean ? + +Good name in man and woman , dear my lord , +Is the immediate jewel of their souls : +Who steals my purse steals trash ; 'tis something , nothing ; +'Twas mine , 'tis his , and has been slave to thousands ; +But he that filches from me my good name +Robs me of that which not enriches him , +And makes me poor indeed . + +By heaven , I'll know thy thoughts . + +You cannot , if my heart were in your hand ; +Nor shall not , whilst 'tis in my custody . + +Ha ! + +O ! beware , my lord , of jealousy ; +It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock +The meat it feeds on ; that cuckold lives in bliss +Who , certain of his fate , loves not his wronger ; +But , O ! what damned minutes tells he o'er +Who dotes , yet doubts ; suspects , yet soundly loves ! + +O misery ! + +Poor and content is rich , and rich enough , +But riches fineless is as poor as winter +To him that ever fears he shall be poor . +Good heaven , the souls of all my tribe defend +From jealousy ! + +Why , why is this ? +Think'st thou I'd make a life of jealousy , +To follow still the changes of the moon +With fresh suspicions ? No ; to be once in doubt +Is once to be resolved . Exchange me for a goat +When I shall turn the business of my soul +To such exsufflicate and blown surmises , +Matching thy inference . 'Tis not to make me jealous +To say my wife is fair , feeds well , loves company , +Is free of speech , sings , plays , and dances well ; +Where virtue is , these are more virtuous : +Nor from mine own weak merits will I draw +The smallest fear , or doubt of her revolt ; +For she had eyes , and chose me . No , Iago ; +I'll see before I doubt ; when I doubt , prove ; +And , on the proof , there is no more but this , +Away at once with love or jealousy ! + +I am glad of it ; for now I shall have reason +To show the love and duty that I bear you +With franker spirit ; therefore , as I am bound , +Receive it from me ; I speak not yet of proof . +Look to your wife ; observe her well with Cassio ; +Wear your eye thus , not jealous nor secure : +I would not have your free and noble nature +Out of self-bounty be abus'd ; look to 't : +I know our country disposition well ; +In Venice they do let heaven see the pranks +They dare not show their husbands ; their best conscience +Is not to leave 't undone , but keep 't unknown . + +Dost thou say so ? + +She did deceive her father , marrying you : +And when she seem'd to shake and fear your looks , +She lov'd them most . + +And so she did . + +Why , go to , then ; +She that so young could give out such a seeming , +To seel her father's eyes up close as oak , +He thought 'twas witchcraft ; but I am much to blame ; +I humbly do beseech you of your pardon +For too much loving you . + +I am bound to thee for ever . + +I see , this hath a little dash'd your spirits . + +Not a jot , not a jot . + +I' faith , I fear it has . +I hope you will consider what is spoke +Comes from my love . But , I do see you're mov'd ; +I am to pray you not to strain my speech +To grosser issues nor to larger reach +Than to suspicion . + +I will not . + +Should you do so , my lord , +My speech should fall into such vile success +As my thoughts aim not at . Cassio's my worthy friend +My lord , I see you're mov'd . + +No , not much mov'd : +I do not think but Desdemona's honest . + +Long live she so ! and long live you to think so ! + +And , yet , how nature erring from itself , + +Ay , there's the point : as , to be bold with you , +Not to affect many proposed matches +Of her own clime , complexion , and degree , +Whereto , we see , in all things nature tends ; +Foh ! one may smell in such , a will most rank , +Foul disproportion , thoughts unnatural . +But pardon me ; I do not in position +Distinctly speak of her , though I may fear +Her will , recoiling to her better judgment , +May fail to match you with her country forms +And happily repent . + +Farewell , farewell : +If more thou dost perceive , let me know more ; +Set on thy wife to observe . Leave me , Iago . + +My lord , I take my leave . + + +Why did I marry ? This honest creature , doubtless , +Sees and knows more , much more , than he unfolds . + +My lord , I would I might entreat your honour +To scan this thing no further ; leave it to time . +Although 'tis fit that Cassio have his place , +For , sure he fills it up with great ability , +Yet , if you please to hold him off awhile , +You shall by that perceive him and his means : +Note if your lady strain his entertainment +With any strong or vehement importunity ; +Much will be seen in that . In the mean time , +Let me be thought too busy in my fears , +As worthy cause I have to fear I am , +And hold her free , I do beseech your honour . + +Fear not my government . + +I once more take my leave . + + +This fellow's of exceeding honesty , +And knows all qualities , with a learned spirit , +Of human dealings ; if I do prove her haggard , +Though that her jesses were my dear heartstrings , +I'd whistle her off and let her down the wind , +To prey at fortune . Haply , for I am black , +And have not those soft parts of conversation +That chamberers have , or , for I am declin'd +Into the vale of years yet that's not much +She's gone , I am abus'd ; and my relief +Must be to loathe her . O curse of marriage ! +That we can call these delicate creatures ours , +And not their appetites . I had rather be a toad , +And live upon the vapour of a dungeon , +Than keep a corner in the thing I love +For others' uses . Yet , 'tis the plague of great ones ; +Prerogativ'd are they less than the base ; +'Tis destiny unshunnable , like death : +Even then this forked plague is fated to us +When we do quicken . +Look ! where she comes . +If she be false , O ! then heaven mocks itself . +I'll not believe it . + + +How now , my dear Othello ! +Your dinner and the generous islanders +By you invited , do attend your presence . + +I am to blame . + +Why do you speak so faintly ? +Are you not well ? + +I have a pain upon my forehead here . + +Faith , that's with watching ; 'twill away again : +Let me but bind it hard , within this hour +It will be well . + +Your napkin is too little : + +Let it alone . Come , I'll go in with you . + +I am very sorry that you are not well . + + +I am glad I have found this napkin ; +This was her first remembrance from the Moor ; +My wayward husband hath a hundred times +Woo'd me to steal it , but she so loves the token , +For he conjur'd her she should ever keep it , +That she reserves it evermore about her +To kiss and talk to . I'll have the work ta'en out , +And give 't Iago : +What he will do with it heaven knows , not I ; +I nothing but to please his fantasy . + + +How now ! what do you here alone ? + +Do not you chide ; I have a thing for you . + +A thing for me ? It is a common thing + +Ha ! + +To have a foolish wife . + +O ! is that all ? What will you give me now +For that same handkerchief ? + +What handkerchief ? + +What handkerchief ! +Why , that the Moor first gave to Desdemona : +That which so often you did bid me steal . + +Hast stol'n it from her ? + +No , faith ; she let it drop by negligence , +And , to the advantage , I , being there , took't up . +Look , here it is . + +A good wench ; give it me . + +What will you do with 't , that you have been so earnest +To have me filch it ? + +Why , what's that to you ? + + +If it be not for some purpose of import +Give 't me again ; poor lady ! she'll run mad +When she shall lack it . + +Be not acknown on 't ; I have use for it . +Go , leave me . + +I will in Cassio's lodging lose this napkin , +And let him find it ; trifles light as air +Are to the jealous confirmations strong +As proofs of holy writ ; this may do something . +The Moor already changes with my poison : +Dangerous conceits are in their natures poisons , +Which at the first are scarce found to distaste , +But with a little act upon the blood , +Burn like the mines of sulphur . I did say so : +Look ! where he comes ! + + +Not poppy , nor mandragora , +Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world , +Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep + +Which thou ow'dst yesterday . + +Ha ! ha ! false to me ? + +Why , how now , generall no more of that . + +Avaunt ! be gone ! thou hast set me on the rack ; +I swear 'tis better to be much abus'd +Than but to know 't a little . + +How now , my lord ! + +What sense had I of her stol'n hours of lust ? +I saw 't not , thought it not , it harm'd not me ; +I slept the next night well , was free and merry ; +I found not Cassio's kisses on her lips ; +He that is robb'd , not wanting what is stol'n , +Let him not know 't and he's not robb'd at all . + +I am sorry to hear this . + +I had been happy , if the general camp , +Pioners and all , had tasted her sweet body , +So I had nothing known . O ! now , for ever +Farewell the tranquil mind ; farewell content ! +Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars +That make ambition virtue ! O , farewell ! +Farewell the neighing steed , and the shrill trump , +The spirit-stirring drum , the ear-piercing fife , +The royal banner , and all quality , +Pride , pomp , and circumstance of glorious war ! +And , O you mortal engines , whose rude throats +The immortal Jove's dread clamours counterfeit , +Farewell ! Othello's occupation's gone ! + +Is it possible , my lord ? + +Villain , be sure thou prove my love a whore , +Be sure of it ; give me the ocular proof ; +Or , by the worth of mine eternal soul , +Thou hadst been better have been born a dog +Than answer my wak'd wrath . + +Is 't come to this ? + +Make me to see 't ; or , at the least , so prove it , +That the probation bear no hinge nor loop +To hang a doubt on ; or woe upon thy life ! + +My noble lord , + +If thou dost slander her and torture me , +Never pray more ; abandon all remorse ; +On horror's head horrors accumulate ; +Do deeds to make heaven weep , all earth amaz'd ; +For nothing canst thou to damnation add +Greater than that . + +O grace ! O heaven forgive me ! +Are you a man ! have you a soul or sense ? +God be wi' you ; take mine office . O wretched fool ! +That liv'st to make thine honesty a vice . +O monstrous world ! Take note , take note , O world ! +To be direct and honest is not safe . +I thank you for this profit , and , from hence +I'll love no friend , sith love breeds such offence . + +Nay , stay ; thou shouldst be honest . + +I should be wise ; for honesty's a fool , +And loses that it works for . + +By the world , +I think my wife be honest and think she is not ; +I think that thou art just and think thou art not . +I'll have some proof . Her name , that was as fresh +As Dian's visage , is now begrim'd and black +As mine own face . If there be cords or knives , +Poison or fire or suffocating streams , +I'll not endure it . Would I were satisfied ! + +I see , sir , you are eaten up with passion . +I do repent me that I put it to you . +You would be satisfied ? + +Would ! nay , I will . + +And may ; but how ? how satisfied , my lord ? +Would you , the supervisor , grossly gape on ; +Behold her tupp'd ? + +Death and damnation ! O ! + +It were a tedious difficulty , I think , +To bring them to that prospect ; damn them then , +If ever mortal eyes do see them bolster +More than their own ! What then ? how then ? +What shall I say ? Where's satisfaction ? +It is impossible you should see this , +Were they as prime as goats , as hot as monkeys , +As salt as wolves in pride , and fools as gross +As ignorance made drunk ; but yet , I say , +If imputation , and strong circumstances , +Which lead directly to the door of truth , +Will give you satisfaction , you may have it . + +Give me a living reason she's disloyal . + +I do not like the office ; +But , sith I am enter'd in this cause so far , +Prick'd to 't by foolish honesty and love , +I will go on . I lay with Cassio lately ; +And , being troubled with a raging tooth , +I could not sleep . +There are a kind of men so loose of soul +That in their sleeps will mutter their affairs ; +One of this kind is Cassio . +In sleep I heard him say , 'Sweet Desdemona , +Let us be wary , let us hide our loves !' +And then , sir , would he gripe and wring my hand , +Cry , 'O , sweet creature !' and then kiss me hard , +As if he pluck'd up kisses by the roots , +That grew upon my lips ; then laid his leg +Over my thigh , and sigh'd , and kiss'd ; and then +Cried , 'Cursed fate , that gave thee to the Moor !' + +O monstrous ! monstrous ! + +Nay , this was but his dream . + +But this denoted a foregone conclusion : +'Tis a shrewd doubt , though it be but a dream . + +And this may help to thicken other proofs +That do demonstrate thinly . + +I'll tear her all to pieces . + +Nay , but be wise ; yet we see nothing done ; +She may be honest yet . Tell me but this : +Have you not sometimes seen a handkerchief +Spotted with strawberries in your wife's hand ? + +I gave her such a one ; 'twas my first gift . + +I know not that ; but such a handkerchief +I am sure it was your wife's did I to-day +See Cassio wipe his beard with . + +If it be that , + +If it be that , or any that was hers , +It speaks against her with the other proofs . + +O ! that the slave had forty thousand lives ; +One is too poor , too weak for my revenge . +Now do I see 'tis true . Look here , Iago ; +All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven : +'Tis gone . +Arise , black vengeance , from the hollow hell ! +Yield up , O love ! thy crown and hearted throne +To tyrannous hate . Swell , bosom , with thy fraught , +For 'tis of aspics' tongues ! + +Yet be content . + +O ! blood , blood , blood ! + +Patience , I say ; your mind , perhaps , may change . + +Never , Iago . Like to the Pontick sea , +Whose icy current and compulsive course +Ne'er feels retiring ebb , but keeps due on +To the Propontic and the Hellespont , +Even so my bloody thoughts , with violent pace , +Shall ne'er look back , ne'er ebb to humble love , +Till that a capable and wide revenge +Swallow them up . + +Now , by yond marble heaven , +In the due reverence of a sacred vow +I here engage my words . + +Do not rise yet . + +Witness , you ever-burning lights above ! +You elements that clip us round about ! +Witness , that here Iago doth give up +The execution of his wit , hands , heart , +To wrong'd Othello's service ! Let him command , +And to obey shall be in me remorse , +What bloody business ever . + +I greet thy love , +Not with vain thanks , but with acceptance bounteous , +And will upon the instant put thee to 't : +Within these three days let me hear thee say +That Cassio's not alive . + +My friend is dead ; 'tis done at your request : +But let her live . + +Damn her , lewd minx ! O , damn her ! +Come , go with me apart ; I will withdraw +To furnish me with some swift means of death +For the fair devil . Now art thou my lieutenant . + +I am your own for ever . + + +Do you know , sirrah , where Lieutenant Cassio lies ? + +I dare not say he lies any where . + +Why , man ? + +He is a soldier ; and for one to say a soldier lies , is stabbing . + +Go to ; where lodges he ? + +To tell you where he lodges is to tell you where I lie . + +Can anything be made of this ? + +I know not where he lodges , and for me to devise a lodging , and say he lies here or he lies there , were to lie in mine own throat . + +Can you inquire him out , and be edified by report ? + +I will catechize the world for him ; that is , make questions , and by them answer . + +Seek him , bid him come hither ; tell him I have moved my lord in his behalf , and hope all will be well . + +To do this is within the compass of man's wit , and therefore I will attempt the doing it . + + +Where should I lose that handkerchief , Emilia ? + +I know not , madam . + +Believe me , I had rather have lost my purse +Full of cruzadoes ; and , but my noble Moor +Is true of mind , and made of no such baseness +As jealous creatures are , it were enough +To put him to ill thinking . + +Is he not jealous ? + +Who ! he ? I think the sun where he was born +Drew all such humours from him . + +Look ! where he comes . + +I will not leave him now till Cassio +Be call'd to him . + +How is 't with you , my lord ? + +Well , my good lady . + +O ! hardness to dissemble . +How do you , Desdemona ? + +Well , my good lord . + +Give me your hand . This hand is moist , my lady . + +It yet has felt no age nor known no sorrow . + +This argues fruitfulness and liberal heart ; +Hot , hot , and moist ; this hand of yours requires +A sequester from liberty , fasting and prayer , +Much castigation , exercise devout ; +For here's a young and sweating devil here , +That commonly rebels . 'Tis a good hand , +A frank one . + +You may , indeed , say so ; +For 'twas that hand that gave away my heart . + +A liberal hand ; the hearts of old gave hands , +But our new heraldry is hands not hearts . + +I cannot speak of this . Come now , your promise . + +What promise , chuck ? + +I have sent to bid Cassio come speak with you . + +I have a salt and sorry rheum offends me . +Lend me thy handkerchief . + +Here , my lord . + +That which I gave you . + +I have it not about me . + +Not ? + +No , indeed , my lord . + +That is a fault . +That handkerchief +Did an Egyptian to my mother give ; +She was a charmer , and could almost read +The thoughts of people ; she told her , while she kept it , +'Twould make her amiable and subdue my father +Entirely to her love , but if she lost it +Or made a gift of it , my father's eye +Should hold her loathed , and his spirits should hunt +After new fancies . She dying gave it me ; +And bid me , when my fate would have me wive , +To give it her . I did so : and take heed on 't ; +Make it a darling like your precious eye ; +To lose't or give't away , were such perdition +As nothing else could match . + +Is 't possible ? + +'Tis true ; there's magic in the web of it ; +A sibyl , that had number'd in the world +The sun to course two hundred compasses , +In her prophetic fury sew'd the work ; +The worms were hallow'd that did breed the silk , +And it was dy'd in mummy which the skilful +Conserv'd of maidens' hearts . + +Indeed ! is 't true ? + +Most veritable ; therefore look to 't well . + +Then would to heaven that I had never seen it ! + +Ha ! wherefore ? + +Why do you speak so startingly and rash ? + +Is 't lost ? is 't gone ? speak , is it out o' the way ? + +Heaven bless us ! + +Say you ? + +It is not lost : but what an if it were ? + +How ! + +I say , it is not lost . + +Fetch 't , let me see 't . + +Why , so I can , sir , but I will not now . +This is a trick to put me from my suit : +Pray you let Cassio be receiv'd again . + +Fetch me the handkerchief ; my mind misgives . + +Come , come ; +You'll never meet a more sufficient man . + +The handkerchief ! + +I pray , talk me of Cassio . + +The handkerchief ! + +A man that all his time +Hath founded his good fortunes on your love , +Shar'd dangers with you , + +The handkerchief ! + +In sooth you are to blame . + +Away ! + + +Is not this man jealous ? + +I ne'er saw this before . +Sure , there's some wonder in this handkerchief ; +I am most unhappy in the loss of it . + +'Tis not a year or two shows us a man ; +They are all but stomachs , and we all but food ; +They eat us hungerly , and when they are full +They belch us . Look you ! Cassio and my husband . + + +There is no other way ; 'tis she must do 't : +And , lo ! the happiness : go and importune her . + +How now , good Cassio ! what's the news with you ? + +Madam , my former suit : I do beseech you +That by your virtuous means I may again +Exist , and be a member of his love +Whom I with all the office of my heart +Entirely honour ; I would not be delay'd . +If my offence be of such mortal kind +That nor my service past , nor present sorrows , +Nor purpos'd merit in futurity , +Can ransom me into his love again , +But to know so must be my benefit ; +So shall I clothe me in a forc'd content , +And shut myself up in some other course +To fortune's alms . + +Alas ! thrice-gentle Cassio ! +My advocation is not now in tune ; +My lord is not my lord ; nor should I know him , +Were he in favour as in humour alter'd . +So help me every spirit sanctified , +As I have spoken for you all my best +And stood within the blank of his displeasure +For my free speech . You must awhile be patient ; +What I can do I will , and more I will +Than for myself I dare : let that suffice you . + +Is my lord angry ? + +He went hence but now , +And , certainly in strange unquietness . + +Can he be angry ? I have seen the cannon , +When it hath blown his ranks into the air , +And , like the devil , from his very arm +Puff'd his own brother ; and can he be angry ? +Something of moment then ; I will go meet him ; +There's matter in 't indeed , if he be angry . + +I prithee , do so . + +Something , sure , of state , +Either from Venice , or some unhatch'd practice +Made demonstrable here in Cyprus to him , +Hath puddled his clear spirit ; and , in such cases +Men's natures wrangle with inferior things , +Though great ones are their object . 'Tis even so ; +For let our finger ache , and it indues +Our other healthful members ev'n to that sense +Of pain . Nay , we must think men are not gods , +Nor of them look for such observancy +As fits the bridal . Beshrew me much , Emilia , +I was unhandsome warrior as I am +Arraigning his unkindness with my soul ; +But now I find I had suborn'd the witness , +And he's indicted falsely . + +Pray heaven it be state-matters , as you think , +And no conception , nor no jealous toy +Concerning you . + +Alas the day ! I never gave him cause . + +But jealous souls will not be answer'd so ; +They are not ever jealous for the cause , +But jealous for they are jealous ; 'tis a monster +Begot upon itself , born on itself . + +Heaven keep that monster from Othello's mind ! + +Lady , amen . + +I will go seek him . Cassio , walk hereabout ; +If I do find him fit , I'll move your suit +And seek to effect it to my uttermost . + +I humbly thank your ladyship . + +Save you , friend Cassio ! + +What make you from home ? +How is it with you , my most fair Bianca ? +I' faith , sweet love , I was coming to your house . + +And I was going to your lodging , Cassio . +What ! keep a week away ? seven days and nights ? +Eight score eight hours ? and lovers' absent hours , +More tedious than the dial eight score times ? +O weary reckoning ! + +Pardon me , Bianca , +I have this while with leaden thoughts been press'd , +But I shall , in a more continuate time , +Strike off this score of absence . Sweet Bianca . + +Take me this work out . + +O Cassio ! whence came this ? +This is some token from a newer friend ; +To the felt absence now I feel a cause ; +Is 't come to this ? Well , well . + +Go to , woman ! +Throw your vile guesses in the devil's teeth , +From whence you have them . You are jealous now +That this is from some mistress , some remembrance : +No , in good troth , Bianca . + +Why , whose is it ? + +I know not , sweet ; I found it in my chamber . +I like the work well ; ere it be demanded , +As like enough it will ,I'd have it copied ; +Take it and do 't ; and leave me for this time . + +Leave you ! wherefore ? + +I do attend here on the general , +And think it no addition nor my wish +To have him see me woman'd . + +Why , I pray you ? + +Not that I love you not . + +But that you do not love me . +I pray you , bring me on the way a little +And say if I shall see you soon at night . + +'Tis but a little way that I can bring you , +For I attend here ; but I'll see you soon . + +'Tis very good ; I must be circumstanc'd . + +Will you think so ? + +Think so , Iago ! + +What ! +To kiss in private ? + +An unauthoriz'd kiss . + +Or to be naked with her friend a-bed +An hour or more , not meaning any harm ? + +Naked a-bed , Iago , and not mean harm ? +It is hypocrisy against the devil : +They that mean virtuously , and yet do so , +The devil their virtue tempts , and they tempt heaven . + +If they do nothing , 'tis a venial slip ; +But if I give my wife a handkerchief , + +What then ? + +Why , then , 'tis hers , my lord ; and , being hers , +She may , I think , bestow 't on any man . + +She is protectress of her honour too ; +May she give that ? + +Her honour is an essence that's not seen ; +They have it very oft that have it not : +But for the handkerchief , + +By heaven , I would most gladly have forgot it : +Thou said'st ,O ! it comes o'er my memory , +As doth the raven o'er the infected house , +Boding to all ,he had my handkerchief . + +Ay , what of that ? + +That's not so good now . + +What , +If I had said I had seen him do you wrong ? +Or heard him say , as knaves be such abroad , +Who having , by their own importunate suit , +Or voluntary dotage of some mistress , +Convinced or supplied them , cannot choose +But they must blab . + +Hath he said any thing ? + +He hath , my lord ; but be you well assur'd , +No more than he'll unswear . + +What hath he said ? + +Faith , that he did I know not what he did . + +What ? what ? + +Lie + +With her ? + +With her , on her ; what you will . + +Lie with her ! lie on her ! We say , lie on her , when they belie her . Lie with her ! that's fulsome . Handkerchief ,confessions ,handkerchief ! To confess , and be hanged for his labour . First , to be hanged , and then to confess : I tremble at it . Nature would not invest herself in such shadowing passion without some instruction . It is not words that shake me thus . Pish ! Noses , ears , and lips . Is it possible ?Confess !Handkerchief !O devil ! + + +Work on , +My medicine , work ! Thus credulous fools are caught ; +And many worthy and chaste dames even thus , +All guitless , meet reproach . What , ho ! my lord ! +My lord , I say ! Othello ! + +How now , Cassio ! + +What's the matter ? + +My lord is fallen into an epilepsy ; +This is his second fit ; he had one yesterday . + +Rub him about the temples . + +No , forbear ; +The lethargy must have his quiet course , +If not he foams at mouth , and by and by +Breaks out to savage madness . Look ! he stirs ; +Do you withdraw yourself a little while , +He will recover straight ; when he is gone , +I would on great occasion speak with you . + +How is it , general ? have you not hurt your head ? + +Dost thou mock me ? + +I mock you ! no , by heaven . +Would you would bear your fortune like a man ! + +A horned man's a monster and a beast . + +There's many a beast then , in a populous city , +And many a civil monster . + +Did he confess it ? + +Good sir , be a man ; +Think every bearded fellow that's but yok'd +May draw with you ; there's millions now alive +That nightly lie in those unproper beds +Which they dare swear peculiar ; your case is better . +O ! 'tis the spite of hell , the fiend's arch-mock , +To lip a wanton in a secure couch , +And to suppose her chaste . No , let me know ; +And knowing what I am I know what she shall be . + +O ! thou art wise ; 'tis certain . + +Stand you awhile apart ; +Confine yourself but in a patient list . +Whilst you were here o'erwhelmed with your grief , +A passion most unsuiting such a man , +Cassio came hither ; I shifted him away , +And laid good 'scuse upon your ecstasy ; +Bade him anon return and here speak with me ; +The which he promis'd . Do but encave yourself , +And mark the fleers , the gibes , and notable scorns , +That dwell in every region of his face ; +For I will make him tell the tale anew , +Where , how , how oft , how long ago , and when +He hath , and is again to cope your wife : +I say , but mark his gesture . Marry , patience ; +Or I shall say you are all in all in spleen , +And nothing of a man . + +Dost thou hear , Iago ? +I will be found most cunning in my patience ; +But dost thou hear ?most bloody . + +That's not amiss ; +But yet keep time in all . Will you withdraw ? + +Now will I question Cassio of Bianca , +A housewife that by selling her desires +Buys herself bread and clothes ; it is a creature +That dotes on Cassio ; as 'tis the strumpet's plague +To beguile many and be beguil'd by one . +He , when he hears of her , cannot refrain +From the excess of laughter . Here he comes : + + +As he shall smile , Othello shall go mad ; +And his unbookish jealousy must construe +Poor Cassio's smiles , gestures , and light behaviour + +Quite in the wrong . How do you now , lieutenant ? + +The worser that you give me the addition +Whose want even kills me . + +Ply Desdemona well , and you are sure on 't . + + +Now , if this suit lay in Bianca's power , +How quickly should you speed ! + +Alas ! poor caitiff ! + +Look ! how he laughs already ! + +I never knew woman love man so . + +Alas ! poor rogue , I think , i' faith , she loves me . + +Now he denies it faintly , and laughs it out . + +Do you hear , Cassio ? + +Now he importunes him +To tell it o'er : go to ; well said , well said . + +She gives it out that you shall marry her ; +Do you intend it ? + +Ha , ha , ha ! + +Do you triumph , Roman ? do you triumph ? + +I marry her ! what ? a customer ? I prithee , bear some charity to my wit ; do not think it so unwholesome . Ha , ha , ha ! + +So , so , so , so . They laugh that win . + +Faith , the cry goes that you shall marry her . + +Prithee , say true . + +I am a very villain else . + +Have you scored me ? Well . + +This is the monkey's own giving out : she is persuaded I will marry her , out of her own love and flattery , not out of my promise . + +Iago beckons me ; now he begins the story . + +She was here even now ; she haunts me in every place . I was the other day talking on the sea bank with certain Venetians , and thither come this bauble , and , by this hand , she falls me thus about my neck ; + +Crying , 'O dear Cassio !' as it were ; his gesture imports it . + +So hangs and lolls and weeps upon me ; so hales and pulls me ; ha , ha , ha ! + +Now he tells how she plucked him to my chamber . O ! I see that nose of yours , but not the dog I shall throw it to . + +Well , I must leave her company . + +Before me ! look , where she comes . + +'Tis such another fitchew ! marry , a perfumed one . + +What do you mean by this haunting of me ? + +Let the devil and his dam haunt you ! What did you mean by that same handkerchief you gave me even now ? I was a fine fool to take it . I must take out the work ! A likely piece of work , that you should find it in your chamber , and not know who left it there ! This is some minx's token , and I must take out the work ! There , give it your hobby-horse ; wheresoever you had it I'll take out no work on 't . + +How now , my sweet Bianca ! how now , how now ! + +By heaven , that should be my handkerchief ! + +An you'll come to supper to-night , you may ; an you will not , come when you are next prepared for . + + +After her , after her . + +Faith , I must ; she'll rail in the street else . + +Will you sup there ? + +Faith , I intend so . + +Well , I may chance to see you , for I would very fain speak with you . + +Prithee , come ; will you ? + +Go to ; say no more . + + +How shall I murder him , Iago ? + +Did you perceive how he laughed at his vice ? + +O ! Iago ! + +And did you see the handkerchief ? + +Was that mine ? + +Yours , by this hand ; and to see how he prizes the foolish woman your wife ! she gave it him , and he hath given it his whore . + +I would have him nine years a-killing . +A fine woman ! a fair woman ! a sweet woman ! + +Nay , you must forget that . + +Ay , let her rot , and perish , and be damned to-night ; for she shall not live . No , my heart is turned to stone ; I strike it , and it hurts my hand . O ! the world hath not a sweeter creature ; she might lie by an emperor's side and command him tasks . + +Nay , that's not your way . + +Hang her ! I do but say what she is . So delicate with her needle ! An admirable musician ! O , she will sing the savageness out of a bear . Of so high and plenteous wit and invention ! + +She's the worse for all this . + +O ! a thousand , a thousand times . And then , of so gentle a condition ! + +Ay , too gentle . + +Nay , that's certain ;but yet the pity of it , Iago ! O ! Iago , the pity of it , Iago ! + +If you are so fond over her iniquity , give her patent to offend ; for , if it touch not you , it comes near nobody . + +I will chop her into messes . Cuckold me ! + +O ! 'tis foul in her . + +With mine officer ! + +That's fouler . + +Get me some poison , Iago ; this night : I'll not expostulate with her , lest her body and beauty unprovide my mind again . This night , Iago . + +Do it not with poison , strangle her in her bed , even the bed she hath contaminated . + +Good , good ; the justice of it pleases ; very good . + +And for Cassio , let me be his undertaker ; you shall hear more by midnight . + +Excellent good . + +What trumpet is that same ? + +Something from Venice , sure . 'Tis Lodovico , +Come from the duke ; and see , your wife is with him . + + +God save you , worthy general ! + +With all my heart , sir . + +The duke and senators of Venice greet you . + + +I kiss the instrument of their pleasures . + + +And what's the news , good cousin Lodovico ? + +I am very glad to see you , signior ; +Welcome to Cyprus . + +I thank you . How does Lieutenant Cassio ? + +Lives , sir . + +Cousin , there's fall'n between him and my lord +An unkind breach ; but you shall make all well . + +Are you sure of that ? + +My lord ? + +This fail you not to do , as you will + +He did not call ; he's busy in the paper . +Is there division 'twixt my lord and Cassio ? + +A most unhappy one ; I would do much +To atone them , for the love I bear to Cassio . + +Fire and brimstone ! + +My lord ? + +Are you wise ? + +What ! is he angry ? + +May be the letter mov'd him ; +For , as I think , they do command him home , +Deputing Cassio in his government . + +Trust me , I am glad on 't . + +Indeed ! + +My lord ? + +I am glad to see you mad . + +Why , sweet Othello ? + +Devil ! + + +I have not deserved this . + +My lord , this would not be believ'd in Venice , +Though I should swear I saw 't : 'tis very much ; +Make her amends , she weeps . + +O devil , devil ! +If that the earth could teem with woman's tears , +Each drop she falls would prove a crocodile . +Out of my sight ! + +I will not stay to offend you . + + +Truly , an obedient lady ; +I do beseech your lordship , call her back . + +Mistress ! + +My lord ? + +What would you with her , sir ? + +Who , I , my lord ? + +Ay ; you did wish that I would make her turn : +Sir , she can turn , and turn , and yet go on , +And turn again ; and she can weep , sir , weep ; +And she's obedient , as you say , obedient , +Very obedient . Proceed you in your tears . +Concerning this , sir ,O well-painted passion ! +I am commanded home . Get you away ; +I'll send for you anon . Sir , I obey the mandate , +And will return to Venice . Hence ! avaunt ! + +Cassio shall have my place . And , sir , to-night , +I do entreat that we may sup together ; +You are welcome , sir , to Cyprus . Goats and monkeys ! + + +Is this the noble Moor whom our full senate +Call all-in-all sufficient ? is this the noble nature +Whom passion could not shake ? whose solid virtue +The shot of accident nor dart of chance +Could neither graze nor pierce ? + +He is much chang'd . + +Are his wits safe ? is he not light of brain ? + +He's that he is ; I may not breathe my censure . +What he might be , if , what he might , he is not , +I would to heaven he were ! + +What ! strike his wife ! + +Faith , that was not so well ; yet would I knew +That stroke would prove the worst ! + +Is it his use ? +Or did the letters work upon his blood , +And new-create this fault ? + +Alas , alas ! +It is not honesty in me to speak +What I have seen and known . You shall observe him , +And his own courses will denote him so +That I may save my speech . Do but go after +And mark how he continues . + +I am sorry that I am deceiv'd in him . + + +You have seen nothing , then ? + +Nor ever heard , nor ever did suspect . + +Yes , you have seen Cassio and her together . + +But then I saw no harm , and then I heard +Each syllable that breath made up between them . + +What ! did they never whisper ? + +Never , my lord . + +Nor send you out o' the way ? + +Never . + +To fetch her fan , her gloves , her mask , nor nothing ? + +Never , my lord . + +That's strange . + +I durst , my lord , to wager she is honest , +Lay down my soul at stake : if you think other , +Remove your thought ; it doth abuse your bosom . +If any wretch have put this in your head , +Let heaven requite it with the serpent's curse ! +For , if she be not honest , chaste , and true , +There's no man happy ; the purest of their wives +Is foul as slander . + +Bid her come hither ; go . + +She says enough ; yet she's a simple bawd +That cannot say as much . This is a subtle whore , +A closet lock and key of villanous secrets ; +And yet she'll kneel and pray ; I have seen her do 't . + + +My lord , what is your will ? + +Pray , chuck , come hither . + +What is your pleasure ? + +Let me see your eyes ; +Look in my face . + +What horrible fancy's this ? + +Some of your function , mistress ; +Leave procreants alone and shut the door ; +Cough or cry 'hem' if any body come ; +Your mystery , your mystery ; nay , dispatch . + + +Upon my knees , what doth your speech import ? +I understand a fury in your words , +But not the words . + +Why , what art thou ? + +Your wife , my lord ; your true +And loyal wife . + +Come , swear it , damn thyself ; +Lest , being like one of heaven , the devils themselves +Should fear to seize thee ; therefore be double-damn'd ; +Swear thou art honest . + +Heaven doth truly know it . + +Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell . + +To whom , my lord ? with whom ? how am I false ? + +Ah ! Desdemona ; away , away , away ! + +Alas , the heavy day !Why do you weep ? +Am I the motive of these tears , my lord ? +If haply you my father do suspect +An instrument of this your calling back , +Lay not your blame on me ; if you have lost him , +Why , I have lost him too . + +Had it pleas'd heaven +To try me with affliction , had he rain'd +All kinds of sores , and shames , on my bare head , +Steep'd me in poverty to the very lips , +Given to captivity me and my utmost hopes , +I should have found in some part of my soul +A drop of patience ; but , alas ! to make me +The fixed figure for the time of scorn +To point his slow and moving finger at ; +Yet could I bear that too ; well , very well : +But there , where I have garner'd up my heart , +Where either I must live or bear no life , +The fountain from the which my current runs +Or else dries up ; to be discarded thence ! +Or keep it as a cistern for foul toads +To knot and gender in ! Turn thy complexion there , +Patience , thou young and rose-lipp'd cherubin ; +Ay , there , look grim as hell ! + +I hope my noble lord esteems me honest . + +O ! ay ; as summer flies are in the shambles , +That quicken even with blowing . O thou weed ! +Who art so lovely fair and smell'st so sweet +That the sense aches at thee , would thou hadst ne'er been born . + +Alas ! what ignorant sin have I committed ? + +Was this fair paper , this most goodly book , +Made to write 'whore' upon ? What committed ! +Committed ! O thou public commoner ! +I should make very forges of my cheeks , +That would to cinders burn up modesty , +Did I but speak thy deeds . What committed ! +Heaven stops the nose at it and the moon winks , +The bawdy wind that kisses all it meets +Is hush'd within the hollow mine of earth , +And will not hear it . What committed ! +Impudent strumpet ! + +By heaven , you do me wrong . + +Are not you a strumpet ? + +No , as I am a Christian . +If to preserve this vessel for my lord +From any other foul unlawful touch +Be not to be a strumpet , I am none . + +What ! not a whore ? + +No , as I shall be sav'd . + +Is it possible ? + +O ! heaven forgive us . + +I cry you mercy , then ; +I took you for that cunning whore of Venice +That married with Othello . You , mistress , +That have the office opposite to Saint Peter , +And keep the gate of hell ! + + +You , you , ay , you ! +We have done our course ; there's money for your pains . +I pray you , turn the key and keep our counsel . + +Alas ! what does this gentleman conceive ? +How do you , madam ? how do you , my good lady ? + +Faith , half asleep . + +Good madam , what's the matter with my lord ? + +With who ? + +Why , with my lord , madam . + +Who is thy lord ? + +He that is yours , sweet lady . + +I have none ; do not talk to me , Emilia ; +I cannot weep , nor answer have I none , +But what should go by water . Prithee , to-night +Lay on my bed my wedding sheets : remember : +And call thy husband hither . + +Here is a change indeed ! + + +'Tis meet I should be us'd so , very meet . +How have I been behav'd , that he might stick +The small'st opinion on my least misuse ? + + +What is your pleasure , madam ? How is it with you ? + +I cannot tell . Those that do teach young babes +Do it with gentle means and easy tasks ; +He might have chid me so ; for , in good faith , +I am a child to chiding . + +What's the matter , lady ? + +Alas ! Iago , my lord hath so bewhor'd her , +Thrown such despite and heavy terms upon her , +As true hearts cannot bear . + +Am I that name , Iago ? + +What name , fair lady ? + +Such as she says my lord did say I was . + +He call'd her whore ; a beggar in his drink +Could not have laid such terms upon his callat . + +Why did he so ? + +I do not know ; I am sure I am none such . + +Do not weep , do not weep . Alas the day ! + +Has she forsook so many noble matches , +Her father and her country and her friends , +To be call'd whore ? would it not make one weep ? + +It is my wretched fortune . + +Beshrew him for it ! +How comes this trick upon him ? + +Nay , heaven doth know . + +I will be hang'd , if some eternal villain , +Some busy and insinuating rogue , +Some cogging cozening slave , to get some office , +Have not devis'd this slander ; I'll be hang'd else . + +Fie ! there is no such man ; it is impossible . + +If any such there be , heaven pardon him ! + +A halter pardon him , and hell gnaw his bones ! +Why should he call her whore ? who keeps her company ? +What place ? what time ? what form ? what likelihood ? +The Moor's abus'd by some most villanous knave , +Some base notorious knave , some scurvy fellow . +O heaven ! that such companions thou'dst unfold , +And put in every honest hand a whip +To lash the rascals naked through the world , +Even from the east to the west ! + +Speak within door . + +O ! fie upon them . Some such squire he was +That turn'd your wit the seamy side without , +And made you to suspect me with the Moor . + +You are a fool ; go to . + +O good Iago , +What shall I do to win my lord again ? +Good friend , go to him ; for , by this light of heaven , +I know not how I lost him . Here I kneel : +If e'er my will did trespass 'gainst his love , +Either in discourse of thought or actual deed , +Or that mine eyes , mine ears , or any sense , +Delighted them in any other form ; +Or that I do not yet , and ever did , +And ever will , though he do shake me off +To beggarly divorcement , love him dearly , +Comfort forswear me ! Unkindness may do much ; +And his unkindness may defeat my life , +But never taint my love . I cannot say 'whore :' +It does abhor me now I speak the word ; +To do the act that might the addition earn +Not the world's mass of vanity could make me . + +I pray you be content , 'tis but his humour ; +The business of the state does him offence , +And he does chide with you . + +If 'twere no other , + +'Tis but so , I warrant . + +Hark ! how these instruments summon to supper ; +The messengers of Venice stay the meat : +Go in , and weep not ; all things shall be well . + + +How now , Roderigo ! + +I do not find that thou dealest justly with me . + +What in the contrary ? + +Every day thou daffest me with some device , Iago ; and rather , as it seems to me now , keepest from me all conveniency , than suppliest me with the least advantage of hope . I will indeed no longer endure it , nor am I yet persuaded to put up in peace what already I have foolishly suffered . + +Will you hear me , Roderigo ? + +Faith , I have heard too much , for your words and performances are no kin together . + +You charge me most unjustly . + +With nought but truth . I have wasted myself out of my means . The jewels you have had from me to deliver to Desdemona would half have corrupted a votarist ; you have told me she has received them , and returned me expectations and comforts of sudden respect and acquaintance , but I find none . + +Well ; go to ; very well . + +Very well ! go to ! I cannot go to , man ; nor 'tis not very well : by this hand , I say , it is very scurvy , and begin to find myself fobbed in it . + +Very well . + +I tell you 'tis not very well . I will make myself known to Desdemona ; if she will return me my jewels , I will give over my suit and repent my unlawful solicitation ; if not , assure yourself I will seek satisfaction of you . + +You have said now . + +Ay , and said nothing , but what I protest intendment of doing . + +Why , now I see there's mettle in thee , and even from this instant do build on thee a better opinion than ever before . Give me thy hand , Roderigo ; thou hast taken against me a most just exception ; but yet , I protest , I have dealt most directly in thy affair . + +It hath not appeared . + +I grant indeed it hath not appeared , and your suspicion is not without wit and judgment . But , Roderigo , if thou hast that in thee indeed , which I have greater reason to believe now than ever , I mean purpose , courage , and valour , this night show it : if thou the next night following enjoy not Desdemona , take me from this world with treachery and devise engines for my life . + +Well , what is it ? is it within reason and compass ? + +Sir , there is especial commission come from Venice to depute Cassio in Othello's place . + +Is that true ? why , then Othello and Desdemona return again to Venice . + +O , no ! he goes into Mauritania , and takes away with him the fair Desdemona , unless his abode be lingered here by some accident ; wherein none can be so determinate as the removing of Cassio . + +How do you mean , removing of him ? + +Why , by making him uncapable of Othello's place ; knocking out his brains . + +And that you would have me do ? + +Ay ; if you dare do yourself a profit and a right . He sups to-night with a harlotry , and thither will I go to him ; he knows not yet of his honourable fortune . If you will watch his going thence ,which I will fashion to fall out between twelve and one ,you may take him at your pleasure ; I will be near to second your attempt , and he shall fall between us . Come , stand not amazed at it , but go along with me ; I will show you such a necessity in his death that you shall think yourself bound to put it on him . It is now high supper-time , and the night grows to waste ; about it . + +I will hear further reason for this . + +And you shall be satisfied . + + +I do beseech you , sir , trouble yourself no further . + +O ! pardon me ; 'twill do me good to walk . + +Madam , good night ; I humbly thank your ladyship . + +Your honour is most welcome . + +Will you walk , sir ? +O ! Desdemona , + +My lord ? + +Get you to bed on the instant ; I will be returned forthwith ; dismiss your attendant there ; look it be done . + +I will , my lord . + + +How goes it now ? he looks gentler than he did . + +He says he will return incontinent ; +He hath commanded me to go to bed , +And bade me to dismiss you . + +Dismiss me ! + +It was his bidding ; therefore , good Emilia , +Give me my nightly wearing , and adieu : +We must not now displease him . + +I would you had never seen him . + +So would not I ; my love doth so approve him , +That even his stubbornness , his checks and frowns , +Prithee , unpin me ,have grace and favour in them . + +I have laid those sheets you bade me on the bed . + +All's one . Good faith ! how foolish are our minds ! +If I do die before thee , prithee , shroud me +In one of those same sheets . + +Come , come , you talk . + +My mother had a maid call'd Barbara ; +She was in love , and he she lov'd prov'd mad +And did forsake her ; she had a song of 'willow ;' +An old thing 'twas , but it express'd her fortune , +And she died singing it ; that song to-night +Will not go from my mind ; I have much to do +But to go hang my head all at one side , +And sing it like poor Barbara . Prithee , dispatch . + +Shall I go fetch your night-gown ? + +No , unpin me here . +This Lodovico is a proper man . + +A very handsome man . + +He speaks well . + +I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot to Palestine for a touch of his nether lip . + + +The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree , +Sing all a green willow ; +Her hand on her bosom , her head on her knee , +Sing willow , willow , willow : +The fresh streams ran by her , and murmur'd her moans ; +Sing willow , willow , willow : +Her salt tears fell from her , and soften'd the stones ; + +Lay by these : + +Sing willow , willow , willow : + +Prithee , hie thee ; he'll come anon . + +Sing all a green willow must be my garland . +Let nobody blame him , his scorn I approve , + +Nay , that's not next . Hark ! who is it that knocks ? + +It is the wind . + + +I call'd my love false love ; but what said he then ? +Sing willow , willow , willow : +If I court moe women , you'll couch with moe men . + +So , get thee gone ; good night . Mine eyes do itch ; +Doth that bode weeping ? + +'Tis neither here nor there . + +I have heard it said so . O ! these men , these men ! +Dost thou in conscience think , tell me , Emilia , +That there be women do abuse their husbands +In such gross kind ? + +There be some such , no question . + +Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world ? + +Why , would not you ? + +No , by this heavenly light ! + +Nor I neither by this heavenly light ; might do 't as well i' the dark . + +Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world ? + +The world is a huge thing ; 'tis a great price +For a small vice . + +In troth , I think thou wouldst not . + +In troth , I think I should , and undo 't when I had done . Marry , I would not do such a thing for a joint-ring , nor measures of lawn , nor for gowns , petticoats , nor caps , nor any petty exhibition ; but for the whole world , who would not make her husband a cuckold to make him a monarch ? I should venture purgatory for 't . + +Beshrew me , if I would do such a wrong +For the whole world . + +Why , the wrong is but a wrong i' the world ; and having the world for your labour , 'tis a wrong in your own world , and you might quickly make it right . + +I do not think there is any such woman . + +Yes , a dozen ; and as many to the vantage , as would store the world they played for . +But I do think it is their husbands' faults +If wives do fall . Say that they slack their duties , +And pour our treasures into foreign laps , +Or else break out in peevish jealousies , +Throwing restraint upon us ; or , say they strike us , +Or scant our former having in despite ; +Why , we have galls , and though we have some grace , +Yet have we some revenge . Let husbands know +Their wives have sense like them ; they see and smell , +And have their palates both for sweet and sour , +As husbands have . What is it that they do +When they change us for others ? Is it sport ? +I think it is ; and doth affection breed it ? +I think it doth : is 't frailty that thus errs ? +It is so too ; and have not we affections , +Desires for sport , and frailty , as men have ? +Then , let them use us well ; else let them know , +The ills we do , their ills instruct us so . + +Good night , good night ; heaven me such usage send , +Not to pick bad from bad , but by bad mend ! + +Here , stand behind this bulk ; straight will he come : +Wear thy good rapier bare , and put it home . +Quick , quick ; fear nothing ; I'll be at thy elbow . +It makes us , or it mars us ; think on that , +And fix most firm thy resolution . + +Be near at hand ; I may miscarry in 't . + +Here , at thy hand : be bold , and take thy stand . + + +I have no great devotion to the deed ; +And yet he has given me satisfying reasons : +'Tis but a man gone : forth , my sword ; he dies . + +I have rubb'd this young quat almost to the sense , +And he grows angry . Now , whether he kill Cassio , +Or Cassio him , or each do kill the other , +Every way makes my gain : live Roderigo , +He calls me to a restitution large +Of gold and jewels that I bobb'd from him , +As gifts to Desdemona ; +It must not be : if Cassio do remain , +He hath a daily beauty in his life +That makes me ugly ; and , besides , the Moor +May unfold me to him ; there stand I in much peril . +No , he must die . But so ; I hear him coming . + + +I know his gait ; 'tis he . Villain , thou diest ! + + +That thrust had been mine enemy indeed +But that my coat is better than thou know'st ; +I will make proof of thine . + + +O ! I am slain . + + +I am maim'd for ever . Help , ho ! murder ! murder ! + +The voice of Cassio : Iago keeps his word . + +O ! villain that I am ! + +It is e'en so . + +O , help , ho ! light ! a surgeon ! + +'Tis he : O brave Iago , honest and just ! +That hast such noble sense of thy friend's wrong ; +Thou teachest me . Minion , your dear lies dead , +And your unblest fate hies ; strumpet , I come ! +Forth of my heart those charms , thine eyes , are blotted ; +Thy bed lust-stain'd shall with lust's blood be spotted . + +What ho ! no watch ? no passage ? murder ! murder ! + +'Tis some mischance ; the cry is very direful . + +O , help ! + +Hark ! + +O wretched villain ! + +Two or three groan : it is a heavy night ; +These may be counterfeits ; let's think 't unsafe +To come in to the cry without more help . + +Nobody come ? then shall I bleed to death . + +Hark ! + + +Here's one comes in his shirt , with light and weapons . + +Who's there ? whose noise is this that cries on murder ? + +We do not know . + +Did not you hear a cry ? + +Here , here ! for heaven's sake , help me . + +What's the matter ? + +This is Othello's ancient , as I take it . + +The same indeed ; a very valiant fellow . + +What are you here that cry so grievously ? + +Iago ? O ! I am spoil'd , undone by villains ! +Give me some help . + +O me , lieutenant ! what villains have done this ? + +I think that one of them is hereabout , +And cannot make away . + +O treacherous villains ! + + +What are you there ? come in , and give some help . + +O ! help me here . + +That's one of them . + +O murderous slave ! O villain ! + + +O damn'd Iago ! O inhuman dog ! + +Kill men i' the dark ! Where be these bloody thieves ? +How silent is this town ! Ho ! murder ! murder ! +What may you be ? are you of good or evil ? + +As you shall prove us , praise us . + +Signior Lodovico ? + +He , sir . + +I cry you mercy . Here's Cassio hurt by villains . + +Cassio ! + +How is it , brother ? + +My leg is cut in two . + +Marry , heaven forbid , +Light , gentlemen ; I'll bind it with my shirt . + + +What is the matter , ho ? who is 't that cried ? + +Who is 't that cried ! + +O my dear Cassio ! my sweet Cassio ! +O Cassio , Cassio , Cassio ! + +O notable strumpet ! Cassio , may you suspect +Who they should be that have thus mangled you ? + +No . + +I am sorry to find you thus ; I have been to seek you . + +Lend me a garter . So . O ! for a chair , +To bear him easily hence ! + +Alas ! he faints ! O Cassio , Cassio , Cassio ! + +Gentlemen all , I do suspect this trash +To be a party in this injury . +Patience awhile , good Cassio . Come , come . +Lend me a light . Know we this face , or no ? +Alas ! my friend and my dear countryman , +Roderigo ? no : yes , sure , O heaven ! Roderigo . + +What ! of Venice ? + +Even he , sir : did you know him ? + +Know him ! ay . + +Signior Gratiano ? I cry you gentle pardon ; +These bloody accidents must excuse my manners , +That so neglected you . + +I am glad to see you . + +How do you , Cassio ? O ! a chair , a chair ! + +Roderigo ! + + +He , he , 'tis he .O ! that's well said ; the chair : +Some good men bear him carefully from hence ; +I'll fetch the general's surgeon . + +For you , mistress , +Save you your labour . He that lies slain here , Cassio , +Was my dear friend . What malice was between you ? + +None in the world ; nor do I know the man . + +What ! look you pale ? O ! bear him out o' the air + +Stay you , good gentlemen . Look you pale , mistress ? +Do you perceive the gastness of her eye ? +Nay , if you stare , we shall hear more anon . +Behold her well ; I pray you , look upon her : +Do you see , gentlemen ? nay , guiltiness will speak +Though tongues were out of use . + + +'Las ! what's the matter ? what's the matter , husband ? + +Cassio hath here been set on in the dark +By Roderigo and fellows that are 'scap'd : +He's almost slain , and Roderigo dead . + +Alas ! good gentleman ; alas ! good Cassio ! + +This is the fruit of whoring . Prithee , Emilia , +Go know of Cassio where he supp'd to-night . +What ! do you shake at that ? + +He supp'd at my house ; but I therefore shake not . + +O ! did he so ? I charge you , go with me . + +Fie , fie upon thee , strumpet ! + +I am no strumpet , but of life as honest +As you that thus abuse me . + +As I ! foh ! fie upon thee ! + +Kind gentlemen , let's go see poor Cassio dress'd . +Come , mistress , you must tell 's another tale . +Emilia , run you to the citadel , +And tell my lord and lady what hath happ'd . +Will you go on afore ? + +This is the night +That either makes me or fordoes me quite . + + +It is the cause , it is the cause , my soul ; +Let me not name it to you , you chaste stars ! +It is the cause . Yet I'll not shed her blood , +Nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow , +And smooth as monumental alabaster . +Yet she must die , else she'll betray more men . +Put out the light , and then put out the light : +If I quench thee , thou flaming minister , +I can again thy former light restore , +Should I repent me ; but once put out thy light , +Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature , +I know not where is that Promethean heat +That can thy light relume . When I have pluck'd the rose , +I cannot give it vital growth again , +It needs must wither : I'll smell it on the tree . + +O balmy breath , that dost almost persuade +Justice to break her sword ! One more , one more . +Be thus when thou art dead , and I will kill thee , +And love thee after . One more , and this the last : +So sweet was ne'er so fatal . I must weep , +But they are cruel tears ; this sorrow's heavenly , +It strikes where it doth love . She wakes . + +Who's there ? Othello ? + +Ay , Desdemona . + +Will you come to bed , my lord ? + +Have you pray'd to-night , Desdemona ? + +Ay , my lord . + +If you bethink yourself of any crime +Unreconcil'd as yet to heaven and grace , +Solicit for it straight . + +Alas ! my lord , what may you mean by that ? + +Well , do it , and be brief ; I will walk by : +I would not kill thy unprepared spirit ; +No ; heaven forfend ! I would not kill thy soul . + +Talk you of killing ? + +Ay , I do . + +Then heaven +Have mercy on me ! + +Amen ! with all my heart . + +If you say so , I hope you will not kill me . + +Hum ! + +And yet I fear you ; for you are fatal then +When your eyes roll so . Why I should fear I know not , +Since guiltiness I know not ; but yet I feel I fear . + +Think on thy sins . + +They are loves I bear to you . + +Ay , and for that thou diest . + +That death's unnatural that kills for loving . +Alas ! why gnaw you so your nether lip ? +Some bloody passion shakes your very frame ; +These are portents , but yet , I hope , I hope +They do not point on me . + +Peace , and be still ! + +I will so . What's the matter ? + +That handkerchief which I so lov'd and gave thee +Thou gav'st to Cassio . + +No , by my life and soul ! +Send for the man and ask him . + +Sweet soul , take heed , +Take heed of perjury ; thou'rt on thy death-bed . + +Ay , but not yet to die . + +Yes , presently ; +Therefore confess thee freely of thy sin ; +For to deny each article with oath +Cannot remove nor choke the strong conception +That I do groan withal . Thou art to die . + +Then Lord have mercy on me ! + +I say , amen . + +And have you mercy too ! I never did +Offend you in my life ; never lov'd Cassio +But with such general warranty of heaven +As I might love ; I never gave him token . + +By heaven , I saw my handkerchief in 's hand . +O perjur'd woman ! thou dost stone my heart , +And mak'st me call what I intend to do +A murder , which I thought a sacrifice : +I saw the handkerchief . + +He found it then ; +I never gave it him . Send for him hither ; +Let him confess a truth . + +He hath confess'd . + +What , my lord ? + +That he hath us'd thee . + +How ? unlawfully ? + +Ay . + +He will not say so . + +No ; his mouth is stopp'd : +Honest Iago hath ta'en order for 't . + +O ! my fear interprets . What ! is he dead ? + +Had all his hairs been lives , my great revenge +Had stomach for them all . + +Alas ! he is betray'd and I undone . + +Out , strumpet ! Weep'st thou for him to my face ? + +O ! banish me , my lord , but kill me not ! + +Down , strumpet ! + +Kill me to-morrow ; let me live to-night ! + +Nay , if you strive , + +But half an hour ! + +Being done , there is no pause . + +But while I say one prayer ! + +It is too late . + + +My lord , my lord ! what , ho ! my lord , my lord ! + +What noise is this ? Not dead ? not yet quite dead ? +I that am cruel am yet merciful ; +I would not have thee linger in thy pain . +So , so . + +What , ho ! my lord , my lord ! + +Who's there ? + +O ! good my lord , I would speak a word with you ! + +Yes ; 'tis Emilia : by and by . She's dead . +'Tis like she comes to speak of Cassio's death ; +The noise was high . Ha ! no more moving ? +Still as the grave . Shall she come in ? Were 't good ? +I think she stirs again : no . What's best to do ? +If she come in she'll sure speak to my wife : +My wife ! my wife ! what wife ? I have no wife : +O , insupportable ! O heavy hour ! +Methinks it should be now a huge eclipse +Of sun and moon , and that the affrighted globe +Should yawn at alteration . + +I do beseech you +That I may speak with you , O ! good my lord . + +I had forgot thee : O ! come in , Emilia : +Soft , by and by : let me the curtains draw . +Where art thou ? + + +What's the matter with thee now ? + +O ! my good lord , yonder's foul murder done . + +What ! now ? + +But now , my lord . + +It is the very error of the moon ; +She comes more near the earth than she was wont , +And makes men mad . + +Cassio , my lord , has kill'd a young Venetian +Call'd Roderigo . + +Roderigo kill'd ! +And Cassio kill'd ? + +No , Cassio is not kill'd . + +Not Cassio kill'd ! then murder's out of tune , +And sweet revenge grows harsh . + +O ! falsely , falsely murder'd . + +Alas ! what cry is that ? + +That ! what ? + +Out , and alas ! that was my lady's voice : +Help ! Help , ho ! help ! O lady , speak again ! +Sweet Desdemona ! O ! sweet mistress , speak . + +A guiltless death I die . + +O ! who hath done this deed ? + +Nobody ; I myself ; farewell : +Commend me to my kind lord . O ! farewell ! + + +Why , how should she be murder'd ? + +Alas ! who knows ? + +You heard her say herself it was not I . + +She said so ; I must needs report the truth . + +She's like a liar gone to burning hell ; +'Twas I that kill'd her . + +O ! the more angel she , +And you the blacker devil . + +She turn'd to folly , and she was a whore . + +Thou dost belie her , and thou art a devil . + +She was false as water . + +Thou art rash as fire to say +That she was false : O ! she was heavenly true . + +Cassio did tup her ; ask thy husband else . +O ! I were damn'd beneath all depth in bell +But that I did proceed upon just grounds +To this extremity . Thy husband knew it all . + +My husband ! + +Thy husband . + +That she was false to wedlock ? + +Ay , with Cassio . Nay , had she been true , +If heaven would make me such another world +Of one entire and perfect chrysolite , +I'd not have sold her for it . + +My husband ! + +Ay , 'twas he that told me first : +An honest man he is , and hates the slime +That sticks on filthy deeds . + +My husband ! + +What needs this iterance , woman ? I say thy husband . + +O mistress ! villany hath made mocks with love . +My husband say that she was false ! + +He , woman ; +I say , thy husband : dost understand the word ? +My friend , thy husband , honest , honest Iago . + +If he say so , may his pernicious soul +Rot half a grain a day ! he lies to the heart : +She was too fond of her most filthy bargain . + +Ha ! + +Do thy worst : +This deed of thine is no more worthy heaven +Than thou wast worthy her . + +Peace ! you were best . + +Thou hast not half the power to do me harm +As I have to be hurt . O gull ! O dolt ! +As ignorant as dirt ! thou hast done a deed , +I care not for thy sword ; I'll make thee known , +Though I lost twenty lives . Help ! help , ho ! help ! +The Moor has kill'd my mistress ! Murder ! murder ! + + +What is the matter ? How now , general ! + +O ! are you come , Iago ? you have done well , +That men must lay their murders on your neck . + +What is the matter ? + +Disprove this villain if thou be'st a man : +He says thou told'st him that his wife was false . +I know thou didst not , thou'rt not such a villain , +Speak , for my heart is full . + +I told him what I thought , and told no more +Than what he found himself was apt and true . + +But did you ever tell him she was false ? + +I did . + +You told a lie , an odious damned lie ; +Upon my soul , a lie , a wicked lie . +She false with Cassio ! Did you say with Cassio ? + +With Cassio , mistress . Go to , charm your tongue . + +I will not charm my tongue ; I am bound to speak . +My mistress here lies murder'd in her bed . + +O heavens forfend ! + +And your reports have set the murder on . + +Nay , stare not , masters ; it is true , indeed . + +'Tis a strange truth . + +O monstrous act ! + +Villany ! villany ! villany ! +I think upon 't , I think , I smell 't ; O villany ! +I thought so then ; I'll kill myself for grief . +O ! villany , villany ! + +What ! are you mad ? I charge you , get you home . + +Good gentlemen , let me have leave to speak : +'Tis proper I obey him , but not now . +Perchance , Iago , I will ne'er go home . + +O ! O ! O ! + + +Nay , lay thee down and roar , +For thou hast kill'd the sweetest innocent +That e'er did lift up eye . + +O ! she was foul . +I scarce did know you , uncle . There lies your niece , +Whose breath , indeed , these hands have newly stopp'd : +I know this act shows terrible and grim . + +Poor Desdemona ! I am glad thy father's dead . +Thy match was mortal to him , and pure grief +Shore his old thread in twain : did he live now , +This sight would make him do a desperate turn , +Yea , curse his better angel from his side , +And fall to reprobation . + +'Tis pitiful ; but yet Iago knows +That she with Cassio hath the act of shame +A thousand times committed ; Cassio confess'd it : +And she did gratify his amorous works +With that recognizance and pledge of love +Which I first gave her . I saw it in his hand : +It was a handkerchief , an antique token +My father gave my mother . + +O heaven ! O heavenly powers ! + +Come , hold your peace . + +'Twill out , 'twill out ; I hold my peace , air ? no ; +No , I will speak as liberal as the north ; +Let heaven and men and devils , let them all , +All , all , cry shame against me , yet I'll speak . + +Be wise , and get you home . + +I will not . + + +Fie ! +Your sword upon a woman ? + +O thou dull Moor ! that handkerchief thou speak'st of +I found by fortune and did give my husband ; +For often , with a solemn earnestness , +More than , indeed , belong'd to such a trifle , +He begg'd of me to steal it . + +Villanous whore ! + +She give it Cassio ! no , alas ! I found it , +And I did give 't my husband . + +Filth , thou liest ! + +By heaven , I do not , I do not , gentlemen . +O murderous coxcomb ! what should such a fool +Do with so good a wife ? + +Are there no stones in heaven +But what serve for the thunder ? Precious villain ! + + +The woman falls : sure , he has kill'd his wife . + +Ay , ay ; O ! lay me by my mistress' side . + +He's gone ; but his wife's kill'd . + +'Tis a notorious villain . Take you this weapon , +Which I have here recover'd from the Moor . +Come , guard the door without ; let him not pass , +But kill him rather . I'll after that same villain , +For 'tis a damned slave . + + +I am not valiant neither , +But every puny whipster gets my sword . +But why should honour outlive honesty ? +Let it go all . + +What did thy song bode , lady ? +Hark , canst thou hear me ? I will play the swan , +And die in music : +Willow , willow , willow . +Moor , she was chaste ; she lov'd thee , cruel Moor ; +So come my soul to bliss as I speak true ; +So speaking as I think , I die , I die . + + +I have another weapon in this chamber ; +It is a sword of Spain , the ice brook's temper . +O ! here it is . Uncle , I must come forth . + +If thou attempt it , it will cost thee dear : +Thou hast no weapon , and perforce must suffer . + +Look in upon me then , and speak with me , +Or , naked as I am , I will assault thee . + + +What is the matter ? + +Behold ! I have a weapon ; +A better never did itself sustain +Upon a soldier's thigh : I have seen the day , +That with this little arm , and this good sword , +I have made my way through more impediments +Than twenty times your stop : but , O vain boast ! +Who can control his fate ? 'tis not so now . +Be not afraid , though you do see me weapon'd ; +Here is my journey's end , here is my butt , +And very sea-mark of my utmost sail . +Do you go back dismay'd ? 'tis a lost fear ; +Man but a rush against Othello's breast , +And he retires . Where should Othello go ? +Now how dost thou look now ? O ill-starr'd wench ! +Pale as thy smock ! when we shall meet at compt , +This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven , +And fiends will snatch at it . Cold , cold , my girl ! +Even like thy chastity . +O ! cursed , cursed slave . Whip me , ye devils , +From the possession of this heavenly sight ! +Blow me about in winds ! roast me in sulphur ! +Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire ! +O Desdemona ! Desdemona ! dead ! +Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! + + +Where is this rash and most unfortunate man ? + +That's he that was Othello ; here I am . + +Where is that viper ? bring the villain forth . + +I look down towards his feet ; but that's a fable . +If that thou be'st a devil , I cannot kill thee . + + +Wrench his sword from him . + +I bleed , sir ; but not kill'd . + +I am not sorry neither ; I'd have thee live ; +For , in my sense , 'tis happiness to die . + +O thou Othello ! that wert once so good , +Fall'n in the practice of a damned slave , +What shall be said to thee ? + +Why , any thing : +An honourable murderer , if you will ; +For nought did I in hate , but all in honour . + +This wretch hath part confess'd his villany : +Did you and he consent in Cassio's death ? + +Ay . + +Dear general , I never gave you cause . + +I do believe it , and I ask your pardon . +Will you , I pray , demand that demi-devil +Why he hath thus ensnar'd my soul and body ? + +Demand me nothing : what you know , you know : +From this time forth I never will speak word . + +What ! not to pray ? + +Torments will ope your lips . + +Well , thou dost best . + +Sir , you shall understand what hath befall'n , +Which , as I think , you know not . Here is a letter +Found in the pocket of the slain Roderigo , +And here another ; the one of them imports +The death of Cassio to be undertook +By Roderigo . + +O villain ! + +Most heathenish and most gross ! + +Now here's another discontented paper , +Found in his pocket too ; and this , it seems , +Roderigo meant to have sent this damned villain , +But that , belike , Iago in the interim +Came in and satisfied him . + +O the pernicious caitiff ! +How came you , Cassio , by that handkerchief +That was my wife's ? + +I found it in my chamber ; +And he himself confess'd but even now +That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose +Which wrought to his desire . + +O fool ! fool ! fool ! + +There is besides in Roderigo's letter +How he upbraids Iago that he made him +Brave me upon the watch ; whereon it came +That I was cast : and even but now he spake , +After long seeming dead , Iago hurt him , +Iago set him on . + +You must forsake this room and go with us ; +Your power and your command is taken off , +And Cassio rules in Cyprus . For this slave , +If there be any cunning cruelty +That can torment him much and hold him long , +It shall be his . You shall close prisoner rest . +Till that the nature of your fault be known +To the Venetian state . Come , bring him away . + +Soft you ; a word or two before you go . +I have done the state some service , and they know't ; +No more of that . I pray you , in your letters , +When you shall these unlucky deeds relate , +Speak of me as I am ; nothing extenuate , +Nor set down aught in malice : then , must you speak +Of one that lov'd not wisely but too well ; +Of one not easily jealous , but , being wrought , +Perplex'd in the extreme ; of one whose hand , +Like the base Indian , threw a pearl away +Richer than all his tribe ; of one whose subdu'd eyes +Albeit unused to the melting mood , +Drop tears as fast as the Arabian trees +Their med'cinable gum . Set you down this ; +And say besides , that in Aleppo once , +Where a malignant and a turban'd Turk +Beat a Venetian and traduc'd the state , +I took by the throat the circumcised dog , +And smote him thus . + + +O bloody period ! + +All that's spoke is marr'd . + +I kiss'd thee ere I kill'd thee ; no way but this , + +Killing myself to die upon a kiss . + + +This did I fear , but thought he had no weapon ; +For he was great of heart . + +O Spartan dog ! +More fell than anguish , hunger , or the sea . +Look on the tragic loading of this bed ; +This is thy work ; the object poisons sight ; +Let it be hid . Gratiano , keep the house , +And seize upon the fortunes of the Moor , +For they succeed on you . To you , lord governor , +Remains the censure of this hellish villain , +The time , the place , the torture ; O ! enforce it . +Myself will straight aboard , and to the state +This heavy act with heavy heart relate . + +ROMEO AND JULIET + +Two households , both alike in dignity , +In fair Verona , where we lay our scene , +From ancient grudge break to new mutiny , +Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean . +From forth the fatal loins of these two foes +A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life ; +Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows +Do with their death bury their parents' strife . +The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love , +And the continuance of their parents' rage , +Which , but their children's end , nought could remove , +Is now the two hours' traffick of our stage ; +The which if you with patient ears attend , +What here shall miss , our toil shall strive to mend . + +Gregory , o' my word , we'll not carry coals . + +No . for then we should be colliers . + +I mean , an we be in choler , we'll draw . + +Ay , while you live , draw your neck out o' the collar . + +I strike quickly , being moved . + +But thou art not quickly moved to strike . + +A dog of the house of Montague moves me . + +To move is to stir , and to be valiant is to stand ; therefore , if thou art moved , thou runnest away . + +A dog of that house shall move me to stand : I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's . + +That shows thee a weak slave ; for the weakest goes to the wall . + +'Tis true ; and therefore women , being the weaker vessels , are ever thrust to the wall : therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall , and thrust his maids to the wall . + +The quarrel is between our masters and us their men . + +'Tis all one , I will show myself a tyrant : when I have fought with the men , I will be cruel with the maids ; I will cut off their heads . + +The heads of the maids ? + +Ay , the heads of the maids , or their maidenheads ; take it in what sense thou wilt . + +They must take it in sense that feel it . + +Me they shall feel while I am able to stand ; and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh . + +'Tis well thou art not fish ; if thou hadst , thou hadst been poor John . Draw thy tool ; here comes two of the house of the Montagues . + + +My naked weapon is out ; quarrel , I will back thee . + +How ! turn thy back and run ? + +Fear me not . + +No , marry ; I fear thee ! + +Let us take the law of our sides ; let them begin . + +I will frown as I pass by , and let them take it as they list . + +Nay , as they dare . I will bite my thumb at them ; which is a disgrace to them , if they bear it . + +Do you bite your thumb at us , sir ? + +I do bite my thumb , sir . + +Do you bite your thumb at us , sir ? + +Is the law of our side if I say ay ? + +No . + +No , sir , I do not bite my thumb at you , sir ; but I bite my thumb , sir . + +Do you quarrel , sir ? + +Quarrel , sir ! no , sir . + +If you do , sir , I am for you : I serve as good a man as you . + +No better . + +Well , sir . + +Say , 'better ;' here comes one of my master's kinsmen . + +Yes , better , sir . + +You lie . + +Draw , if you be men . Gregory , remember thy swashing blow . + +Part , fools ! +Put up your swords ; you know not what you do . + +What ! art thou drawn among these heartless hinds ? +Turn-thee , Benvolio , look upon thy death . + +I do but keep the peace : put up thy sword , +Or manage it to part these men with me . + +What ! drawn , and talk of peace ? I hate the word , +As I hate hell , all Montagues , and thee . +Have at thee , coward ! + + +Clubs , bills , and partisans ! strike ! beat them down ! +Down with the Capulets ! down with the Montagues ! + + +What noise is this ? Give me my long sword , ho ! + +A crutch , a crutch ! Why call you for a sword ? + +My sword , I say ! Old Montague is come , +And flourishes his blade in spite of me . + + +Thou villain Capulet ! Hold me not ; let me go . + +Thou shalt not stir one foot to seek a foe . + + +Rebellious subjects , enemies to peace , +Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel , +Will they not hear ? What ho ! you men , you beasts , +That quench the fire of your pernicious rage +With purple fountains issuing from your veins , +On pain of torture , from those bloody hands +Throw your mis-temper'd weapons to the ground , +And hear the sentence of your moved prince . +Three civil brawls , bred of an airy word , +By thee , old Capulet , and Montague , +Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets , +And made Verona's ancient citizens +Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments , +To wield old partisans , in hands as old , +Canker'd with peace , to part your canker'd hate . +If ever you disturb our streets again +Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace . +For this time , all the rest depart away : +You , Capulet , shall go along with me ; +And , Montague , come you this afternoon +To know our further pleasure in this case , +To old Free-town , our common judgment-place . +Once more , on pain of death , all men depart . + + +Who set this ancient quarrel new a-broach ? +Speak , nephew , were you by when it began ? + +Here were the servants of your adversary +And yours close fighting ere I did approach : +I drew to part them ; in the instant came +The fiery Tybalt , with his sword prepar'd , +Which , as he breath'd defiance to my ears , +He swung about his head , and cut the winds , +Who , nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn . +While we were interchanging thrusts and blows , +Came more and more , and fought on part and part , +Till the prince came , who parted either part . + +O ! where is Romeo ? saw you him to-day ? +Right glad I am he was not at this fray . + +Madam , an hour before the worshipp'd sun +Peer'd forth the golden window of the east , +A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad ; +Where , underneath the grove of sycamore +That westward rooteth from the city's side , +So early walking did I see your son : +Towards him I made ; but he was ware of me , +And stole into the covert of the wood : +I , measuring his affections by my own , +That most are busied when they're most alone , +Pursu'd my humour not pursuing his , +And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me . + +Many a morning hath he there been seen , +With tears augmenting the fresh morning's dew , +Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs : +But all so soon as the all-cheering sun +Should in the furthest east begin to draw +The shady curtains from Aurora's bed , +Away from light steals home my heavy son , +And private in his chamber pens himself , +Shuts up his windows , locks fair daylight out , +And makes himself an artificial night . +Black and portentous must this humour prove +Unless good-counsel may the cause remove . + +My noble uncle , do you know the cause ? + +I neither know it nor can learn of him . + +Have you importun'd him by any means ? + +Both by myself and many other friends : +But he , his own affections' counsellor , +Is to himself , I will not say how true , +But to himself so secret and so close , +So far from sounding and discovery , +As is the bud bit with an envious worm , +Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air , +Or dedicate his beauty to the sun . +Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow , +We would as willingly give cure as know . + +See where he comes : so please you , step aside ; +I'll know his grievance , or be much denied . + +I would thou wert so happy by thy stay , +To hear true shrift . Come , madam , let's away . + +Good morrow , cousin . + +Is the day so young ? + +But new struck nine . + +Ay me ! sad hours seem long . +Was that my father that went hence so fast ? + +It was . What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours ? + +Not having that , which having , makes them short . + +In love ? + +Out + +Of love ? + +Out of her favour , where I am in love . + +Alas ! that love , so gentle in his view , +Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof . + +Alas ! that love , whose view is muffled still , +Should , without eyes , see pathways to his will . +Where shall we dine ? O me ! What fray was here ? +Yet tell me not , for I have heard it all . +Here's much to do with hate , but more with love : +Why then , O brawling love ! O loving hate ! +O any thing ! of nothing first create . +O heavy lightness ! serious vanity ! +Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms ! +Feather of lead , bright smoke , cold fire , sick health ! +Still-waking sleep , that is not what it is ! +This love feel I , that feel no love in this . +Dost thou not laugh ? + +No , coz , I rather weep . + +Good heart , at what ? + +At thy good heart's oppression . + +Why , such is love's transgression . +Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast , +Which thou wilt propagate to have it press'd +With more of thine : this love that thou hast shown +Doth add more grief to too much of mine own . +Love is a smoke rais'd with the fume of sighs ; +Being purg'd , a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes ; +Being vex'd , a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears : +What is it else ? a madness most discreet , +A choking gall , and a preserving sweet . +Farewell , my coz . + + +Soft , I will go along ; +An if you leave me so , you do me wrong . + +Tut ! I have lost myself ; I am not here ; +This is not Romeo , he's some other where . + +Tell me in sadness , who is that you love . + +What ! shall I groan and tell thee ? + +Groan ! why , no ; +But sadly tell me who . + +Bid a sick man in sadness make his will ; +Ah ! word ill urg'd to one that is so ill . +In sadness , cousin , I do love a woman . + +I aim'd so near when I suppos'd you lov'd . + +A right good mark-man ! And she's fair I love . + +A right fair mark , fair coz , is soonest hit . + +Well , in that hit you miss : she'll not be hit +With Cupid's arrow ; she hath Dian's wit ; +And , in strong proof of chastity well arm'd , +From love's weak childish bow she lives unharm'd . +She will not stay the siege of loving terms , +Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes , +Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold : +O ! she is rich in beauty ; only poor +That , when she dies , with beauty dies her store . + +Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste ? + +She hath , and in that sparing makes huge waste ; +For beauty , starv'd with her severity , +Cuts beauty off from all posterity . +She is too fair , too wise , wisely too fair , +To merit bliss by making me despair : +She hath forsworn to love , and in that vow +Do I live dead that live to tell it now . + +Be rul'd by me ; forget to think of her . + +O ! teach me how I should forget to think . + +By giving liberty unto thine eyes : +Examine other beauties . + +'Tis the way +To call hers exquisite , in question more . +These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows +Being black put us in mind they hide the fair ; +He , that is strucken blind cannot forget +The precious treasure of his eyesight lost : +Show me a mistress that is passing fair , +What doth her beauty serve but as a note +Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair ? +Farewell : thou canst not teach me to forget . + +I'll pay that doctrine , or else die in debt . + + +But Montague is bound as well as I , +In penalty alike ; and 'tis not hard , I think , +For men so old as we to keep the peace . + +Of honourable reckoning are you both ; +And pity 'tis you liv'd at odds so long . +But now , my lord , what say you to my suit ? + +But saying o'er what I have said before : +My child is yet a stranger in the world , +She hath not seen the change of fourteen years ; +Let two more summers wither in their pride +Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride . + +Younger than she are happy mothers made . + +And too soon marr'd are those so early made . +Earth hath swallow'd all my hopes but she , +She is the hopeful lady of my earth : +But woo her , gentle Paris , get her heart , +My will to her consent is but a part ; +An she agree , within her scope of choice +Lies my consent and fair according voice . +This night I hold an old accustom'd feast , +Whereto I have invited many a guest +Such as I love ; and you , among the store , +One more , most welcome , makes my number more . +At my poor house look to behold this night +Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light : +Such comfort as do lusty young men feel +When well-apparel'd April on the heel +Of limping winter treads , even such delight +Among fresh female buds shall you this night +Inherit at my house ; hear all , all see , +And like her most whose merit most shall be : +Which on more view , of many mine being one +May stand in number , though in reckoning none . +Come , go with me . + +Go , sirrah , trudge about +Through fair Verona ; find those persons out +Whose names are written there , and to them say , +My house and welcome on their pleasure stay . + + +Find them out whose names are written here ! It is written that the shoemaker should meddle with his yard , and the tailor with his last , the fisher with his pencil , and the painter with his nets ; but I am sent to find those persons , whose names are here writ , and can never find what names the writing person hath here writ . I must to the learned . In good time . + + +Tut ! man , one fire burns out another's burning , +One pain is lessen'd by another's anguish ; +Turn giddy , and be holp by backward turning ; +One desperate grief cures with another's languish : +Take thou some new infection to thy eye , +And the rank poison of the old will die . + +Your plantain leaf is excellent for that . + +For what , I pray thee ? + +For your broken shin . + +Why , Romeo , art thou mad ? + +Not mad , but bound more than a madman is ; +Shut up in prison , kept without my food , +Whipp'd and tormented , and Good den , good fellow . + +God gi' good den . I pray , sir , can you read ? + +Ay , mine own fortune in my misery . + +Perhaps you have learn'd it without book : but , I pray , can you read any thing you see ? + +Ay , if I know the letters and the language . + +Ye say honestly ; rest you merry ! + + +Stay , fellow ; I can read . +Signior Martino and his wife and daughters ; County Anselme and his beauteous sisters ; the lady widow of Vitruvio ; Signior Placentio , and his lovely nieces ; Mercutio and his brother Valentine ; mine uncle Capulet , his wife and daughters ; my fair niece Rosaline ; Livia ; Signior Valentio and his cousin Tybalt ; Lucio and the lively Helena . +A fair assembly : whither should they come ? + +Up . + +Whither ? + +To supper ; to our house . + +Whose house ? + +My master's . + +Indeed , I should have asked you that before . + +Now I'll tell you without asking . My master is the great rich Capulet ; and if you be not of the house of Montagues , I pray , come and crush a cup of wine . Rest you merry ! + + +At this same ancient feast of Capulet's , +Sups the fair Rosaline , whom thou so lov'st , +With all the admired beauties of Verona : +Go thither ; and , with unattainted eye +Compare her face with some that I shall show , +And I will make thee think thy swan a crow . + +When the devout religion of mine eye +Maintains such falsehood , then turn tears to fires ! +And these , who often drown'd could never die , +Transparent heretics , be burnt for liars ! +One fairer than my love ! the all-seeing sun +Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun . + +Tut ! you saw her fair , none else being by , +Herself pois'd with herself in either eye ; +But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd +Your lady's love against some other maid +That I will show you shining at this feast , +And she shall scant show well that now shows best . + +I'll go along , no such sight to be shown , +But to rejoice in splendour of mine own . + + +Nurse , where's my daughter ? call her forth to me . + +Now , by my maidenhead , at twelve year old , +I bade her come . What , lamb ! what , ladybird ! +God forbid ! where's this girl ? what , Juliet ! + + +How now ! who calls ? + +Your mother . + +Madam , I am here . +What is your will ? + +This is the matter . Nurse , give leave awhile . +We must talk in secret : nurse , come back again ; +I have remember'd me , thou's hear our counsel . +Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age . + +Faith , I can tell her age unto an hour . + +She's not fourteen . + +I'll lay fourteen of my teeth +And yet to my teen be it spoken I have but four +She is not fourteen . How long is it now +To Lammas-tide ? + +A fortnight and odd days . + +Even or odd , of all days in the year , +Come Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen . +Susan and she God rest all Christian souls ! +Were of an age . Well , Susan is with God ; +She was too good for me . But , as I said , +On Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen ; +That shall she , marry ; I remember it well . +'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years ; +And she was wean'd , I never shall forget it , +Of all the days of the year , upon that day ; +For I had then laid wormwood to my dug , +Sitting in the sun under the dove-house wall ; +My lord and you were then at Mantua . +Nay , I do bear a brain :but , as I said , +When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple +Of my dug and felt it bitter , pretty fool ! +To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug . +'Shake ,' quoth the dove-house : 'twas no need , I trow , +To bid me trudge : +And since that time it is eleven years ; +For then she could stand high lone ; nay , by the rood , +She could have run and waddled all about ; +For even the day before she broke her brow : +And then my husband God be with his soul ! +A' was a merry man took up the child : +'Yea ,' quoth he , 'dost thou fall upon thy face ? +Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit ; +Wilt thou not , Jule ?' and , by my halidom , +The pretty wretch left crying , and said 'Ay .' +To see now how a jest shall come about ! +I warrant , an I should live a thousand years , +I never should forget it : 'Wilt thou not , Jule ?' quoth he ; +And , pretty fool , it stinted and said 'Ay .' + +Enough of this ; I pray thee , hold thy peace . + +Yes , madam . Yet I cannot choose but laugh , +To think it should leave crying , and say 'Ay .' +And yet , I warrant , it had upon its brow +A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone ; +A parlous knock ; and it cried bitterly : +'Yea ,' quoth my husband , 'fall'st upon thy face ? +Thou wilt fall backward when thou com'st to age ; +Wilt thou not , Jule ?' it stinted and said 'Ay .' + +And stint thou too , I pray thee , nurse , say I . + +Peace , I have done . God mark thee to his grace ! +Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed : +An I might live to see thee married once , +I have my wish . + +Marry , that 'marry' is the very theme +I came to talk of . Tell me , daughter Juliet , +How stands your disposition to be married ? + +It is an honour that I dream not of . + +An honour ! were not I thine only nurse , +I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat . + +Well , think of marriage now ; younger than you , +Here in Verona , ladies of esteem , +Are made already mothers : by my count , +I was your mother much upon these years +That you are now a maid . Thus then in brief , +The valiant Paris seeks you for his love . + +A man , young lady ! lady , such a man +As all the world why , he's a man of wax . + +Verona's summer hath not such a flower . + +Nay , he's a flower ; in faith , a very flower . + +What say you ? can you love the gentleman ? +This night you shall behold him at our feast ; +Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face +And find delight writ there with beauty's pen ; +Examine every married lineament , +And see how one another lends content ; +And what obscur'd in this fair volume lies +Find written in the margent of his eyes . +This precious book of love , this unbound lover , +To beautify him , only lacks a cover : +The fish lives in the sea , and 'tis much pride +For fair without the fair within to hide : +That book in many eyes doth share the glory , +That in gold clasps locks in the golden story : +So shall you share all that he doth possess , +By having him making yourself no less . + +No less ! nay , bigger ; women grow by men . + +Speak briefly , can you like of Paris' love ? + +I'll look to like , if looking liking move ; +But no more deep will I endart mine eye +Than your consent gives strength to make it fly . + + +Madam , the guests are come , supper served up , you called , my young lady asked for , the nurse cursed in the pantry , and everything in extremity . I must hence to wait ; I beseech you , follow straight . + +We follow thee . Juliet , the county stays . + +Go , girl , seek happy nights to happy days . + + +What ! shall this speech be spoke for our excuse , +Or shall we on without apology ? + +The date is out of such prolixity : +We'll have no Cupid hood-wink'd with a scarf , +Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath , +Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper ; +Nor no without-book prologue , faintly spoke +After the prompter , for our entrance : +But , let them measure us by what they will , +We'll measure them a measure , and be gone . + +Give me a torch : I am not for this ambling ; +Being but heavy , I will bear the light . + +Nay , gentle Romeo , we must have you dance . + +Not I , believe me : you have dancing shoes +With nimble soles ; I have a soul of lead +So stakes me to the ground I cannot move . + +You are a lover ; borrow Cupid's wings , +And soar with them above a common bound . + +I am too sore enpierced with his shaft +To soar with his light feathers ; and so bound +I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe : +Under love's heavy burden do I sink . + +And , to sink in it , should you burden love ; +Too great oppression for a tender thing . + +Is love a tender thing ? it is too rough , +Too rude , too boisterous ; and it pricks like thorn . + +If love be rough with you , be rough with love ; +Prick love for pricking , and you beat love down . +Give me a case to put my visage in : + +A visor for a visor ! what care I , +What curious eye doth quote deformities ? +Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me . + +Come , knock and enter ; and no sooner in , +But every man betake him to his legs . + +A torch for me ; let wantons , light of heart , +Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels , +For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase ; +I'll be a candle holder , and look on . +The game was ne'er so fair , and I am done . + +Tut ! dun's the mouse , the constable's own word . +If thou art Dun , we'll draw thee from the mire , +Of save your reverence love , wherein thou stick'st +Up to the ears . Come , we burn daylight , ho ! + +Nay , that's not so . + +I mean , sir , in delay +We waste our lights in vain , like lamps by day . +Take our good meaning , for our judgment sits +Five times in that ere once in our five wits . + +And we mean well in going to this masque ; +But 'tis no wit to go . + +Why , may one ask ? + +I dream'd a dream to-night . + +And so did I . + +Well , what was yours ? + +That dreamers often lie . + +In bed asleep , while they do dream things true . + +O ! then , I see , Queen Mab hath been with you . + +Queen Mab ! What's she ? + +She is the fairies' midwife , and she comes +In shape no bigger than an agate-stone +On the fore-finger of an alderman , +Drawn with a team of little atomies +Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep : +Her waggon-spokes made of long spinners' legs ; +The cover , of the wings of grasshoppers ; +The traces , of the smallest spider's web ; +The collars , of the moonshine's watery beams ; +Her whip , of cricket's bone ; the lash , of film ; +Her waggoner , a small grey-coated gnat , +Not half so big as a round little worm +Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid ; +Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut , +Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub , +Time out o' mind the fairies' coach-makers . +And in this state she gallops night by night +Through lovers' brains , and then they dream of love ; +O'er courtiers' knees , that dream on curtsies straight ; +O'er lawyers' fingers , who straight dream on fees ; +O'er ladies' lips , who straight on kisses dream ; +Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues , +Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are . +Sometimes she gallops o'er a courtier's nose , +And then dreams he of smelling out a suit ; +And sometimes comes she with a tithe pig's tail , +Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep , +Then dreams he of another benefice ; +Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck , +And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats , +Of breaches , ambuscadoes , Spanish bladed , +Of healths five fathom deep ; and then anon +Drums in his ear , at which he starts and wakes ; +And , being thus frighted , swears a prayer or two , +And sleeps again . This is that very Mab +That plats the manes of horses in the night ; +And bakes the elf-locks in foul sluttish hairs , +Which once untangled much misfortune bodes ; +This is the hag , when maids lie on their backs , +That presses them and learns them first to bear , +Making them women of good carriage : +This is she + +Peace , peace ! Mercutio , peace ! +Thou talk'st of nothing . + +True , I talk of dreams , +Which are the children of an idle brain , +Begot of nothing but vain fantasy ; +Which is as thin of substance as the air , +And more inconstant than the wind , who woos +Even now the frozen bosom of the north , +And , being anger'd , puffs away from thence , +Turning his face to the dew-dropping south . + +This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves ; +Supper is done , and we shall come too late . + +I fear too early ; for my mind misgives +Some consequence yet hanging in the stars +Shall bitterly begin his fearful date +With this night's revels , and expire the term +Of a despised life clos'd in my breast +By some vile forfeit of untimely death . +But he , that hath the steerage of my course , +Direct my sail !, On , lusty gentlemen . + +Strike , drum . + + +Where's Potpan , that he helps not to take away ? he shift a trencher ! he scrape a trencher ! + +When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's hands , and they unwashed too , 'tis a foul thing . + +Away with the joint-stools , remove the court-cupboard , look to the plate . Good thou , save me a piece of marchpane ; and , as thou lovest me , let the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell . Antony ! and Potpan ! + +Ay , boy ; ready . + +You are looked for and called for , asked for and sought for in the great chamber . + +We cannot be here and there too . + +Cheerly , boys ; be brisk awhile , and the longer liver take all . + +Welcome , gentlemen ! ladies that have their toes +Unplagu'd with corns will walk a bout with you . +Ah ha ! my mistresses , which of you all +Will now deny to dance ? she that makes dainty , she , +I'll swear , hath corns ; am I come near ye now ? +Welcome , gentlemen ! I have seen the day +That I have worn a visor , and could tell +A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear +Such as would please ; 'tis gone , 'tis gone , 'tis gone . +You are welcome , gentlemen ! Come , musicians , play . +A hall ! a hall ! give room , and foot it , girls . + +More light , ye knaves ! and turn the tables up , +And quench the fire , the room has grown too hot . +Ah ! sirrah , this unlook'd-for sport comes well . +Nay , sit , nay , sit , good cousin Capulet , +For you and I are past our dancing days ; +How long is 't now since last yourself and I +Were in a mask ? + +By'r Lady , thirty years . + +What , man ! 'tis not so much , 'tis not so much : +'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio , +Come Pentecost as quickly as it will , +Some five and twenty years ; and then we mask'd . + +'Tis more , 'tis more ; his son is older , sir . +His son is thirty . + +Will you tell me that ? +His son was but a ward two years ago . + +What lady is that which doth enrich the hand +Of yonder knight ? + +I know not , sir . + +O ! she doth teach the torches to burn bright . +It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night +Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear ; +Beauty too rich for use , for earth too dear ! +So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows , +As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows . +The measure done , I'll watch her place of stand , +And , touching hers , make blessed my rude hand . +Did my heart love till now ? forswear it , sight ! +For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night . + +This , by his voice , should be a Montague . +Fetch me my rapier , boy . What ! dares the slave +Come hither , cover'd with an antick face , +To fleer and scorn at our solemnity ? +Now , by the stock and honour of my kin , +To strike him dead I hold it not a sin . + +Why , how now , kinsman ! wherefore storm you so ? + +Uncle , this is a Montague , our foe ; +A villain that is hither come in spite , +To scorn at our solemnity this night . + +Young Romeo , is it ? + +'Tis he , that villain Romeo . + +Content thee , gentle coz , let him alone : +He bears him like a portly gentleman ; +And , to say truth , Verona brags of him +To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth . +I would not for the wealth of all this town +Here in my house do him disparagement ; +Therefore be patient , take no note of him : +It is my will ; the which if thou respect , +Show a fair presence and put off these frowns , +An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast . + +It fits , when such a villain is a guest : +I'll not endure him . + +He shall be endur'd : +What ! goodman boy ; I say , he shall , go to ; +Am I the master here , or you ? go to . +You'll not endure him ! God shall mend my soul ! +You'll make a mutiny among my guests ! +You will set cock-a-hoop ! you'll be the man ! + +Why , uncle , 'tis a shame . + +Go to , go to ; +You are a saucy boy is't so indeed ? +This trick may chance to scathe you .I know what : +You must contrary me ! marry , 'tis time . +Well said , my hearts ! You are a princox ; go : +Be quiet , or More light , more light !For shame ! +I'll make you quiet . What ! cheerly , my hearts ! + +Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting +Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting . +I will withdraw ; but this intrusion shall +Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall . + + +If I profane with my unworthiest hand +This holy shrine , the gentle sin is this ; +My lips , two blushing pilgrims , ready stand +To smooth that rough touch with a tenderkiss . + +Good pilgrim , you do wrong your hand too much , +Which mannerly devotion shows in this ; +For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch , +And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss . + +Have not saints lips , and holy palmers too ? + +Ay , pilgrim , lips that they must use in prayer . + +O ! then , dear saint , let lips do what hands do ; +They pray , grant thou , lest faith turn to despair . + +Saints do not move , though grant for prayers' sake . + +Then move not , while my prayers' effect I take . +Thus from my lips , by thine , my sin is purg'd . + + +Then have my lips the sin that they have took . + +Sin from my lips ? O trespass sweetly urg'd ! +Give me my sin again . + +You kiss by the book . + +Madam , your mother craves a word with you . + +What is her mother ? + +Marry , bachelor , +Her mother is the lady of the house , +And a good lady , and a wise , and virtuous : +I nurs'd her daughter , that you talk'd withal ; +I tell you he that can lay hold of her +Shall have the chinks . + +Is she a Capulet ? +O dear account ! my life is my foe's debt . + +Away , be gone ; the sport is at the best . + +Ay , so I fear ; the more is my unrest . + +Nay , gentlemen , prepare not to be gone ; +We have a trifling foolish banquet towards . +Is it e'en so ? Why then , I thank you all ; +I thank you , honest gentlemen ; good-night . +More torches here ! Come on then , let's to bed . +Ah ! sirrah , by my fay , it waxes late ; +I'll to my rest . + + +Come hither , nurse . What is yond gentleman ? + +The son and heir of old Tiberio . + +What's he that now is going out of door ? + +Marry , that , I think , be young Petruchio . + +What's he , that follows there , that would not dance ? + +I know not . + +Go , ask his name .If he be married , +My grave is like to be my wedding bed . + +His name is Romeo , and a Montague ; +The only son of your great enemy . + +My only love sprung from my only hate ! +Too early seen unknown , and known too late ! +Prodigious birth of love it is to me , +That I must love a loathed enemy . + +What's this , what's this ? + +A rime I learn'd even now +Of one I danc'd withal . + + +Anon , anon ! +Come , let's away ; the strangers are all gone . + +Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie , +And young affection gapes to be his heir ; +That fair for which love groan'd for and would die , +With tender Juliet match'd , is now not fair . +Now Romeo is belov'd and loves again , +Alike bewitched by the charm of looks , +But to his foe suppos'd he must complain , +And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks : +Being held a foe , he may not have access +To breathe such vows as lovers us'd to swear ; +And she as much in love , her means much less +To meet her new-beloved any where : +But passion lends them power , time means , to meet , +Tempering extremity with extreme sweet . + +Can I go forward when my heart is here ? +Turn back , dull earth , and find thy centre out . + +Romeo ! my cousin Romeo ! + +He is wise ; +And , on my life , hath stol'n him home to bed . + +He ran this way , and leap'd this orchard wall : +Call , good Mercutio . + +Nay , I'll conjure too . +Romeo ! humours ! madman ! passion ! lover ! +Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh : +Speak but one rime and I am satisfied ; +Cry but 'Ay me !' couple but 'love' and 'dove ;' +Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word . +One nickname for her purblind son and heir , +Young Adam Cupid , he that shot so trim +When King Cophetua lov'd the beggar-maid . +He heareth not , he stirreth not , he moveth not ; +The ape is dead , and I must conjure him . +I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes , +By her high forehead , and her scarlet lip , +By her fine foot , straight leg , and quivering thigh , +And the demesnes that there adjacent lie , +That in thy likeness thou appear to us . + +An if he hear thee , thou wilt anger him . + +This cannot anger him : 'twould anger him +To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle +Of some strange nature , letting it there stand +Till she had laid it , and conjur'd it down ; +That were some spite : my invocation +Is fair and honest , and in his mistress' name +I conjure only but to raise up him . + +Come , he hath hid himself among these trees , +To be consorted with the humorous night : +Blind is his love and best befits the dark . + +If love be blind , love cannot hit the mark . +Now will he sit under a medlar tree , +And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit +As maids call medlars , when they laugh alone . +O Romeo ! that she were , O ! that she were +An open et c tera , thou a poperin pear . +Romeo , good night : I'll to my truckle-bed ; +This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep : +Come , shall we go ? + +Go , then ; for 'tis in vain +To seek him here that means not to be found . + + +He jests at scars , that never felt a wound . + +But , soft ! what light through yonder window breaks ? +It is the east , and Juliet is the sun ! +Arise , fair sun , and kill the envious moon , +Who is already sick and pale with grief , +That thou her maid art far more fair than she : +Be not her maid , since she is envious ; +Her vestal livery is but sick and green , +And none but fools do wear it ; cast it off . +It is my lady ; O ! it is my love : +O ! that she knew she were . +She speaks , yet she says nothing : what of that ? +Her eye discourses ; I will answer it . +I am too bold , 'tis not to me she speaks : +Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven , +Having some business , do entreat her eyes +To twinkle in their spheres till they return . +What if her eyes were there , they in her head ? +The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars +As daylight doth a lamp ; her eyes in heaven +Would through the airy region stream so bright +That birds would sing and think it were not night . +See ! how she leans her cheek upon her hand : +O ! that I were a glove upon that hand , +That I might touch that cheek . + +Ay me ! + +She speaks : +O ! speak again , bright angel ; for thou art +As glorious to this night , being o'er my head , +As is a winged messenger of heaven +Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes +Of mortals , that fall back to gaze on him +When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds , +And sails upon the bosom of the air . + +O Romeo , Romeo ! wherefore art thou Romeo ? +Deny thy father , and refuse thy name ; +Or , if thou wilt not , be but sworn my love , +And I'll no longer be a Capulet . + +Shall I hear more , or shall I speak at this ? + +'Tis but thy name that is my enemy ; +Thou art thyself though , not a Montague . +What's Montague ? it is nor hand , nor foot , +Nor arm , nor face , nor any other part +Belonging to a man . O ! be some other name : +What's in a name ? that which we call a rose +By any other name would smell as sweet ; +So Romeo would , were he not Romeo call'd , +Retain that dear perfection which he owes +Without that title . Romeo , doff thy name ; +And for that name , which is no part of thee , +Take all myself . + +I take thee at thy word . +Call me but love , and I'll be new baptiz'd ; +Henceforth I never will be Romeo . + +What man art thou , that , thus bescreen'd in night , +So stumblest on my counsel ? + +By a name +I know not how to tall thee who I am : +My name , dear saint , is hateful to myself , +Because it is an enemy to thee : +Had I it written , I would tear the word . + +My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words +Of that tongue's uttering , yet I know the sound : +Art thou not Romeo , and a Montague ? + +Neither , fair maid , if either thee dislike . + +How cam'st thou hither , tell me , and wherefore ? +The orchard walls are high and hard to climb , +And the place death , considering who thou art , +If any of my kinsmen find thee here . + +With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls ; +For stony limits cannot hold love out , +And what love can do that dares love attempt ; +Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me . + +If they do see thee they will murder thee . + +Alack ! there lies more peril in thine eye +Than twenty of their swords : look thou but sweet , +And I am proof against their enmity . + +I would not for the world they saw thee here . + +I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes ; +And but thou love me , let them find me here ; +My life were better ended by their hate , +Than death prorogued , wanting of thy love . + +By whose direction found'st thou out this place ? + +By Love , that first did prompt me to inquire ; +He lent me counsel , and I lent him eyes . +I am no pilot ; yet , wert thou as far +As that vast shore wash'd with the furthest sea , +I would adventure for such merchandise . + +Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face , +Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek +For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night . +Fain would I dwell on form , fain , fain deny +What I have spoke : but farewell compliment ! +Dost thou love me ? I know thou wilt say 'Ay ;' +And I will take thy word ; yet , if thou swear'st , +Thou mayst prove false ; at lovers' perjuries , +They say , Jove laughs . O gentle Romeo ! +If thou dost love , pronounce it faithfully : +Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won , +I'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay , +So thou wilt woo ; but else , not for the world . +In truth , fair Montague , I am too fond , +And therefore thou mayst think my haviour light : +But trust me , gentleman , I'll prove more true +Than those that have more cunning to be strange . +I should have been more strange , I must confess , +But that thou over-heard'st , ere I was 'ware , +My true love's passion : therefore pardon me , +And not impute this yielding to light love , +Which the dark night hath so discovered . + +Lady , by yonder blessed moon I swear +That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops , + +O ! swear not by the moon , the inconstant moon , +That monthly changes in her circled orb , +Lest that thy love prove likewise variable . + +What shall I swear by ? + +Do not swear at all ; +Or , if thou wilt , swear by thy gracious self , +Which is the god of my idolatry , +And I'll believe thee . + +If my heart's dear love + +Well , do not swear . Although I joy in thee , +I have no joy of this contract to-night : +It is too rash , too unadvis'd , too sudden ; +Too like the lightning , which doth cease to be +Ere one can say it lightens . Sweet , good-night ! +This bud of love , by summer's ripening breath , +May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet . +Good-night , good-night ! as sweet repose and rest +Come to thy heart as that within my breast ! + +O ! wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied ? + +What satisfaction canst thou have to-night ? + +The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine . + +I gave thee mine before thou didst request it ; +And yet I would it were to give again . + +Wouldst thou withdraw it ? for what purpose , love ? + +But to be frank , and give it thee again . +And yet I wish but for the thing I have : +My bounty is as boundless as the sea , +My love as deep ; the more I give to thee , +The more I have , for both are infinite . + +I hear some noise within ; dear love , adieu ! +Anon , good nurse ! Sweet Montague , be true . +Stay but a little , I will come again . + + +O blessed , blessed night ! I am afeard , +Being in night , all this is but a dream , +Too flattering-sweet to be substantial . + + +Three words , dear Romeo , and good-night indeed . +If that thy bent of love be honourable , +Thy purpose marriage , send me word to-morrow , +By one that I'll procure to come to thee , +Where , and what time , thou wilt perform the rite ; +And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay , +And follow thee my lord throughout the world . + +Madam ! + +I come , anon .But if thou mean'st not well , +I do beseech thee , + +Madam ! + +By and by ; I come : +To cease thy suit , and leave me to my grief : +To-morrow will I send . + +So thrive my soul , + +A thousand times good-night ! + + +A thousand times the worse , to want thy light . +Love goes toward love , as schoolboys from their books ; +But love from love , toward school with heavy looks . + +Hist ! Romeo , hist ! O ! for a falconer's voice , +To lure this tassel-gentle back again . +Bondage is hoarse , and may not speak aloud , +Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies , +And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine , +With repetition of my Romeo's name . + +It is my soul that calls upon my name : +How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night , +Like softest music to attending ears ! + +Romeo ! + +My dear ! + +At what o'clock to-morrow +Shall I send to thee ? + +At the hour of nine . + +I will not fail ; 'tis twenty years till then . +I have forgot why I did call thee back . + +Let me stand here till thou remember it . + +I shall forget , to have thee still stand there , +Remembering how I love thy company . + +And I'll still stay , to have thee still forget , +Forgetting any other home but this . + +'Tis almost morning ; I would have thee gone ; +And yet no further than a wanton's bird , +Who lets it hop a little from her hand , +Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves , +And with a silk thread plucks it back again , +So loving-jealous of his liberty . + +I would I were thy bird . + +Sweet , so would I : +Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing . +Good-night , good-night ! parting is such sweet sorrow +That I shall say good-night till it be morrow . + + +Sleep dwell upon thine eyes , peace in thy breast ! +Would I were sleep and peace , so sweet to rest ! +Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell , +His help to crave , and my dear hap to tell . + + +The grey-ey'd morn smiles on the frowning night , +Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light , +And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels +From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels : +Now , ere the sun advance his burning eye +The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry , +I must up-fill this osier cage of ours +With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers . +The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb ; +What is her burying grave that is her womb , +And from her womb children of divers kind +We sucking on her natural bosom find , +Many for many virtues excellent , +None but for some , and yet all different . +O ! mickle is the powerful grace that lies +In herbs , plants , stones , and their true qualities : +For nought so vile that on the earth doth live +But to the earth some special good doth give , +Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use +Revolts from true birth , stumbling on abuse : +Virtue itself turns vice , being misapplied , +And vice sometime's by action dignified . +Within the infant rind of this weak flower +Poison hath residence and medicine power : +For this , being smelt , with that part cheers each part ; +Being tasted , slays all senses with the heart . +Two such opposed foes encamp them still +In man as well as herbs , grace and rude will ; +And where the worser is predominant , +Full soon the canker death eats up that plant . + + +Good morrow , father ! + +Benedicite ! +What early tongue so sweet saluteth me ? +Young son , it argues a distemper'd head +So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed : +Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye , +And where care lodges , sleep will never lie ; +But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain +Doth couch his limbs , there golden sleep doth reign : +Therefore thy earliness doth me assure +Thou art up-rous'd by some distemperature ; +Or if not so , then here I hit it right , +Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night . + +That last is true ; the sweeter rest was mine . + +God pardon sin ! wast thou with Rosaline ? + +With Rosaline , my ghostly father ? no ; +I have forgot that name , and that name's woe . + +That's my good son : but where hast thou been , then ? + +I'll tell thee , ere thou ask it me again . +I have been feasting with mine enemy , +Where on a sudden one hath wounded me , +That's by me wounded : both our remedies +Within thy help and holy physic lies : +I bear no hatred , blessed man ; for , lo ! +My intercession likewise steads my foe . + +Be plain , good son , and homely in thy drift ; +Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift . + +Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set +On the fair daughter of rich Capulet : +As mine on hers , so hers is set on mine ; +And all combin'd , save what thou must combine +By holy marriage : when and where and how +We met we woo'd and made exchange of vow , +I'll tell thee as we pass ; but this I pray , +That thou consent to marry us to-day . + +Holy Saint Francis ! what a change is here ; +Is Rosaline , whom thou didst love so dear , +So soon forsaken ? young men's love then lies +Not truly in their hearts , but in their eyes . +Jesu Maria ! what a deal of brine +Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline ; +How much salt water thrown away in waste , +To season love , that of it doth not taste ! +The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears , +Thy old groans ring yet in my ancient ears ; +Lo ! here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit +Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet . +If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine , +Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline : +And art thou chang'd ? pronounce this sentence then : +Women may fall , when there's no strength in men . + +Thou chidd'st me oft for loving Rosaline . + +For doting , not for loving , pupil mine . + +And bad'st me bury love . + +Not in a grave , +To lay one in , another out to have . + +I pray thee , chide not ; she , whom I love now +Doth grace for grace and love for love allow ; +The other did not so . + +O ! she knew well +Thy love did read by rote and could not spell . +But come , young waverer , come , go with me , +In one respect I'll thy assistant be ; +For this alliance may so happy prove , +To turn your households' rancour to pure love . + +O ! let us hence ; I stand on sudden haste . + +Wisely and slow ; they stumble that run fast . + + +Where the devil should this Romeo be ? +Came he not home to-night ? + +Not to his father's ; I spoke with his man . + +Why that same pale hard-hearted wench , that Rosaline , +Torments him so , that he will sure run mad . + +Tybalt , the kinsman of old Capulet , +Hath sent a letter to his father's house . + +A challenge , on my life . + +Romeo will answer it . + +Any man that can write may answer a letter . + +Nay , he will answer the letter's master , how he dares , being dared . + +Alas ! poor Romeo , he is already dead ; stabbed with a white wench's black eye ; shot through the ear with a love-song ; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft ; and is he a man to encounter Tybalt ? + +Why , what is Tybalt ? + +More than prince of cats , I can tell you . O ! he is the courageous captain of compliments . He fights as you sing prick-song , keeps time , distance , and proportion ; rests me his minim rest , one , two , and the third in your bosom ; the very butcher of a silk button , a duellist , a duellist ; a gentleman of the very first house , of the first and second cause . Ah ! the immortal passado ! the punto reverso ! the hay ! + +The what ? + +The pox of such antick , lisping , affecting fantasticoes , these new tuners of accents !'By Jesu , a very good blade !a very tall man ! a very good whore .' Why , is not this a lamentable thing , grandsire , that we should be thus afflicted with these strange flies , these fashion-mongers , these pardonnez-mois , who stand so much on the new form that they cannot sit at ease on the old bench ? O , their bons , their bons ! + + +Here comes Romeo , here comes Romeo . + +Without his roe , like a dried herring . O flesh , flesh , how art thou fishified ! Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in : Laura to his lady was but a kitchen-wench ; marry , she had a better love to be-rime her ; Dido a dowdy ; Cleopatra a gipsy ; Helen and Hero hildings and harlots ; Thisbe , a grey eye or so , but not to the purpose . Signior Romeo , bon jour ! there's a French salutation to your French slop . You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night . + +Good morrow to you both . What counterfeit did I give you ? + +The slip , sir , the slip ; can you not conceive ? + +Pardon , good Mercutio , my business was great ; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy . + +That's as much as to say , such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams . + +Meaning to curtsy . + +Thou hast most kindly hit it . + +A most courteous exposition . + +Nay , I am the very pink of courtesy . + +Pink for flower . + +Right . + +Why , then , is my pump well flowered . + +Well said ; follow me this jest now till thou hast worn out the pump , that , when the single sole of it is worn , the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular . + +O single-soled jest ! solely singular for the singleness . + +Come between us , good Benvolio ; my wit faints . + +Switch and spurs , switch and spurs ; or I'll cry a match . + +Nay , if thy wits run the wild-goose chase , I have done , for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of thy wits than , I am sure , I have in my whole five . Was I with you there for the goose ? + +Thou wast never with me for anything when thou wast not here for the goose . + +I will bite thee by the ear for that jest . + +Nay , good goose , bite not . + +Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting ; it is a most sharp sauce . + +And is it not then well served in to a sweet goose ? + +O ! here's a wit of cheveril , that stretches from an inch narrow to an ell broad . + +I stretch it out for that word 'broad ;' which added to the goose , proves thee far and wide a broad goose . + +Why , is not this better now than groaning for love ? now art thou sociable , now art thou Romeo ; now art thou what thou art , by art as well as by nature : for this drivelling love is like a great natural , that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole . + +Stop there , stop there . + +Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair . + +Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large . + +O ! thou art deceived ; I would have made it short ; for I was come to the whole depth of my tale , and meant indeed to occupy the argument no longer . + +Here's goodly gear ! + + +A sail , a sail ! + +Two , two ; a shirt and a smock . + +Peter ! + +Anon ! + +My fan , Peter . + +Good Peter , to hide her face ; for her fan's the fairer face . + +God ye good morrow , gentlemen . + +God ye good den , fair gentlewoman . + +Is it good den ? + +'Tis no less , I tell you ; for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon . + +Out upon you ! what a man are you ! + +One , gentlewoman , that God hath made for himself to mar . + +By my troth , it is well said ; 'for himself to mar ,' quoth a' ?Gentlemen , can any of you tell me where I may find the young Romeo ? + +I can tell you ; but young Romeo will be older when you have found him than he was when you sought him : I am the youngest of that name , for fault of a worse . + +You say well . + +Yea ! is the worst well ? very well took , i' faith ; wisely , wisely . + +If you be he , sir , I desire some confidence with you . + +She will indite him to some supper . + +A bawd , a bawd , a bawd ! So ho ! + +What hast thou found ? + +No hare , sir ; unless a hare , sir , in a lenten pie , that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent . + + +An old hare hoar , and an old hare hoar , +Is very good meat in Lent : +But a hare that is hoar , is too much for a score , +When it hoars ere it be spent . + +Romeo , will you come to your father's ? we'll to dinner thither . + +I will follow you . + +Farewell , ancient lady ; farewell , Lady , lady , lady . + + +Marry , farewell ! I pray you , sir , what saucy merchant was this , that was so full of his ropery ? + +A gentleman , nurse , that loves to hear himself talk , and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month . + +An a' speak anything against me , I'll take him down , an a' were lustier than he is , and twenty such Jacks ; and if I cannot , I'll find those that shall . Scurvy knave ! I am none of his flirt-gills ; I am none of his skeins-mates . + +And thou must stand by too , and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure ! + +I saw no man use you at his pleasure ; if I had , my weapon should quickly have been out , I warrant you . I dare draw as soon as another man , if I see occasion in a good quarrel , and the law on my side . + +Now , afore God , I am so vexed , that every part about me quivers . Scurvy knave ! Pray you , sir , a word ; and as I told you , my young lady bade me inquire you out ; what she bid me say I will keep to myself ; but first let me tell ye , if ye should lead her into a fool's paradise , as they say , it were a very gross kind of behaviour , as they say : for the gentlewoman is young ; and , therefore , if you should deal double with her , truly it were an ill thing to be offered to any gentlewoman , and very weak dealing . + +Nurse , commend me to thy lady and mistress . I protest unto thee , + +Good heart ! and i' faith , I will tell her as much . Lord , Lord ! she will be a joyful woman . + +What wilt thou tell her , nurse ? thou dost not mark me . + +I will tell her , sir , that you do protest ; which , as I take it , is a gentlemanlike offer . + +Bid her devise +Some means to come to shrift this afternoon ; +And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell , +Be shriv'd and married . Here is for thy pains . + +No , truly , sir ; not a penny . + +Go to ; I say , you shall . + +This afternoon , sir ? well , she shall be there . + +And stay , good nurse ; behind the abbey wall : +Within this hour my man shall be with thee , +And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair ; +Which to the high top-gallant of my joy +Must be my convoy in the secret night . +Farewell ! Be trusty , and I'll quit thy pains . +Farewell ! Commend me to thy mistress . + +Now God in heaven bless thee ! Hark you , sir . + +What sayst thou , my dear nurse ? + +Is your man secret ? Did you ne'er hear say , +Two may keep counsel , putting one away ? + +I warrant thee my man's as true as steel . + +Well , sir ; my mistress is the sweetest lady Lord , Lord !when 'twas a little prating thing ,O ! there's a nobleman in town , one Paris , that would fain lay knife aboard ; but she , good soul , had as lief see a toad , a very toad , as see him . I anger her sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer man ; but , I'll warrant you , when I say so , she looks as pale as any clout in the versal world . Doth not rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter ? + +Ay , nurse : what of that ? both with an R . + +Ah ! mocker ; that's the dog's name . R is for the No ; I know it begins with some other letter : and she had the prettiest sententious of it , of you and rosemary , that it would do you good to hear it . + +Commend me to thy lady . + +Ay , a thousand times . + +Peter ! + +Anon ! + +Before , and apace . + + +The clock struck nine when I did send the nurse ; +In half an hour she promis'd to return . +Perchance she cannot meet him : that's not so . +O ! she is lame : love's heralds should be thoughts , +Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams , +Driving back shadows over lowering hills : +Therefore do nimble-pinion'd doves draw Love , +And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings . +Now is the sun upon the highmost hill +Of this day's journey , and from nine till twelve +Is three long hours , yet she is not come . +Had she affections , and warm youthful blood , +She'd be as swift in motion as a ball ; +My words would bandy her to my sweet love , +And his to me : +But old folks , many feign as they were dead ; +Unwieldy , slow , heavy and pale as lead . + + +O God ! she comes . O honey nurse ! what news ? + +Hast thou met with him ? Send thy man away . + +Peter , stay at the gate . + + +Now , good sweet nurse ; O Lord ! why look'st thou sad ? +Though news be sad , yet tell them merrily ; +If good , thou sham'st the music of sweet news +By playing it to me with so sour a face . + +I am aweary , give me leave awhile : +Fie , how my bones ache ! What a jaunce have I had ! + +I would thou hadst my bones , and I thy news . +Nay , come , I pray thee , speak ; good , good nurse , speak . + +Jesu ! what haste ? can you not stay awhile ? +Do you not see that I am out of breath ? + +How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath +To say to me that thou art out of breath ? +The excuse that thou dost make in this delay +Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse . +Is thy news good , or bad ? answer to that ; +Say either , and I'll stay the circumstance : +Let me be satisfied , is 't good or bad ? + +Well , you have made a simple choice ; you know not how to choose a man : Romeo ! no , not he ; though his face be better than any man's , yet his leg excels all men's ; and for a hand , and a foot , and a body , though they be not to be talked on , yet they are past compare . He is not the flower of courtesy , but , I'll warrant him , as gentle as a lamb . Go thy ways , wench ; serve God . What ! have you dined at home ? + +No , no : but all this did I know before . +What says he of our marriage ? what of that ? + +Lord ! how my head aches ; what a head have I ! +It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces . +My back o' t'other side ; O ! my back , my back ! +Beshrew your heart for sending me about , +To catch my death with jauncing up and down . + +I' faith , I am sorry that thou art not well . +Sweet , sweet , sweet nurse , tell me , what says my love ? + +Your love says , like an honest gentleman , and a courteous , and a kind , and a handsome , and , I warrant , a virtuous ,Where is your mother ? + +Where is my mother ! why , she is within ; +Where should she be ? How oddly thou repliest : +'Your love says , like an honest gentleman , +Where is your mother ?' + +O ! God's lady dear , +Are you so hot ? Marry , come up , I trow ; +Is this the poultice for my aching bones ? +Henceforward do your messages yourself . + +Here's such a coil ! come , what says Romeo ? + +Have you got leave to go to shrift to-day ? + +I have . + +Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell , +There stays a husband to make you a wife : +Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks , +They'll be in scarlet straight at any news . +Hie you to church ; I must another way , +To fetch a ladder , by the which your love +Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark ; +I am the drudge and toil in your delight , +But you shall bear the burden soon at night . +Go ; I'll to dinner : hie you to the cell . + +Hie to high fortune ! Honest nurse , farewell . + + +So smile the heaven upon this holy act , +That after hours with sorrow chide us not ! + +Amen , amen ! but come what sorrow can , +It cannot countervail the exchange of joy +That one short minute gives me in her sight : +Do thou but close our hands with holy words , +Then love-devouring death do what he dare ; +It is enough I may but call her mine . + +These violent delights have violent ends , +And in their triumph die , like fire and powder , +Which , as they kiss consume : the sweetest honey +Is loathsome in his own deliciousness +And in the taste confounds the appetite : +Therefore love moderately ; long love doth so ; +Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow . + + +Here comes the lady : O ! so light a foot +Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint : +A lover may bestride the gossamer +That idles in the wanton summer air , + +And yet not fall ; so light is vanity . + +Good even to my ghostly confessor . + +Romeo shall thank thee , daughter , for us both . + +As much to him , else are his thanks too much . + +Ah ! Juliet , if the measure of thy joy +Be heap'd like mine , and that thy skill be more +To blazon it , then sweeten with thy breath +This neighbour air , and let rich music's tongue +Unfold the imagin'd happiness that both +Receive in either by this dear encounter . + +Conceit , more rich in matter than in words , +Brags of his substance , not of ornament : +They are but beggars that can count their worth ; +But my true love is grown to such excess +I cannot sum up half my sum of wealth . + +Come , come with me , and we will make short work ; +For , by your leaves , you shall not stay alone +Till holy church incorporate two in one . + + +I pray thee , good Mercutio , let's retire : +The day is hot , the Capulets abroad , +And , if we meet , we shall not 'scape a brawl ; +For now , these hot days , is the mad blood stirring . + +Thou art like one of those fellows that when he enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword upon the table and says , 'God send me no need of thee !' and by the operation of the second cup draws him on the drawer , when , indeed , there is no need . + +Am I like such a fellow ? + +Come , come , thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Italy ; and as soon moved to be moody , and as soon moody to be moved . + +And what to ? + +Nay , an there were two such , we should have none shortly , for one would kill the other . Thou ! why , thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou hast . Thou wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts , having no other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes . What eye , but such an eye , would spy out such a quarrel ? Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat , and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling . Thou hast quarrelled with a man for coughing in the street , because he hath wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun . Didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing his new doublet before Easter ? with another , for tying his new shoes with old riband ? and yet thou wilt tutor me from quarrelling ! + +An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art , any man should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and a quarter . + +The fee-simple ! O simple ! + +By my head , here come the Capulets . + +By my heel , I care not . + + +Follow me close , for I will speak to them . Gentlemen , good den ! a word with one of you . + +And but one word with one of us ? Couple it with something ; make it a word and a blow . + +You shall find me apt enough to that , sir , an you will give me occasion . + +Could you not take some occasion without giving ? + +Mercutio , thou consort'st with Romeo , + +Consort ! What ! dost thou make us minstrels ? an thou make minstrels of us , look to hear nothing but discords : here's my fiddlestick ; here's that shall make you dance . 'Zounds ! consort ! + +We talk here in the public haunt of men : +Either withdraw unto some private place , +Or reason coldly of your grievances , +Or else depart ; here all eyes gaze on us . + +Men's eyes were made to look , and let them gaze ; +I will not budge for no man's pleasure , I . + + +Well , peace be with you , sir . Here comes my man . + +But I'll be hang'd , sir , if he wear your livery : +Marry , go before to field , he'll be your follower ; +Your worship in that sense may call him 'man .' + +Romeo , the hate I bear thee can afford +No better term than this ,thou art a villain . + +Tybalt , the reason that I have to love thee +Doth much excuse the appertaining rage +To such a greeting ; villain am I none , +Therefore farewell ; I see thou know'st me not . + +Boy , this shall not excuse the injuries +That thou hast done me ; therefore turn and draw . + +I do protest I never injur'd thee , +But love thee better than thou canst devise , +Till thou shalt know the reason of my love : +And so , good Capulet , which name I tender +As dearly as my own , be satisfied . + +O calm , dishonourable , vile submission ! +Alla stoccata carries it away . + +Tybalt , you rat-catcher , will you walk ? + +What wouldst thou have with me ? + +Good king of cats , nothing but one of your nine lives , that I mean to make bold withal , and , as you shall use me hereafter , dry-beat the rest of the eight . Will you pluck your sword out of his pilcher by the ears ? make haste , lest mine be about your ears ere it be out . + +I am for you . + +Gentle Mercutio , put thy rapier up . + +Come , sir , your passado . + + +Draw , Benvolio ; beat down their weapons . +Gentlemen , for shame , forbear this outrage ! +Tybalt , Mercutio , the prince expressly hath +Forbidden bandying in Verona streets . +Hold , Tybalt ! good Mercutio ! + + +I am hurt . +A plague o' both your houses ! I am sped . +Is he gone , and hath nothing ? + +What ! art thou hurt ? + +Ay , ay , a scratch , a scratch ; marry , 'tis enough . +Where is my page ? Go , villain , fetch a surgeon . + + +Courage , man ; the hurt cannot be much . + +No , 'tis not so deep as a well , nor so wide as a church door ; but 'tis enough , 'twill serve : ask for me to-morrow , and you shall find me a grave man . I am peppered , I warrant , for this world . A plague o' both your houses ! 'Zounds , a dog , a rat , a mouse , a cat , to scratch a man to death ! a braggart , a rogue , a villain , that fights by the book of arithmetic ! Why the devil came you between us ? I was hurt under your arm . + +I thought all for the best . + +Help me into some house , Benvolio , +Or I shall faint . A plague o' both your houses ! +They have made worms' meat of me : I have it , +And soundly too :your houses ! + + +This gentleman , the prince's near ally , +My very friend , hath got his mortal hurt +In my behalf ; my reputation stain'd +With Tybalt's slander , Tybalt , that an hour +Hath been my kinsman . O sweet Juliet ! +Thy beauty hath made me effeminate , +And in my temper soften'd valour's steel ! + + +O Romeo , Romeo ! brave Mercutio's dead ; +That gallant spirit hath aspir'd the clouds , +Which too untimely here did scorn the earth . + +This day's black fate on more days doth depend ; +This but begins the woe others must end . + + +Here comes the furious Tybalt back again . + +Alive ! in triumph ! and Mercutio slain ! +Away to heaven , respective lenity , +And fire-ey'd fury be my conduct now ! +Now , Tybalt , take the villain back again +That late thou gav'st me ; for Mercutio's soul +Is but a little way above our heads , +Staying for thine to keep him company : +Either thou , or I , or both , must go with him . + +Thou wretched boy , that didst consort him here , +Shalt with him hence . + +This shall determine that . + + +Romeo , away ! be gone ! +The citizens are up , and Tybalt slain . +Stand not amaz'd : the prince will doom thee death +If thou art taken : hence ! be gone ! away ! + +O ! I am Fortune's fool . + +Why dost thou stay ? + +Which way ran he that kill'd Mercutio ? +Tybalt , that murderer , which way ran he ? + +There lies that Tybalt . + +Up , sir , go with me . +I charge thee in the prince's name , obey . + + +Where are the vile beginners of this fray ? + +O noble prince ! I can discover all +The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl : +There lies the man , slain by young Romeo , +That slew thy kinsman , brave Mercutio . + +Tybalt , my cousin ! O my brother's child ! +O prince ! O cousin ! husband ! O ! the blood is spill'd +Of my dear kinsman . Prince , as thou art true , +For blood of ours shed blood of Montague . +O cousin , cousin ! + +Benvolio , who began this bloody fray ? + +Tybalt , here slain , whom Romeo's hand did slay : +Romeo , that spoke him fair , bade him bethink +How nice the quarrel was , and urg'd withal +Your high displeasure : all this , uttered +With gentle breath , calm look , knees humbly bow'd , +Could not take truce with the unruly spleen +Of Tybalt deaf to peace , but that he tilts +With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast , +Who , all as hot , turns deadly point to point , +And , with a martial scorn , with one hand beats +Cold death aside , and with the other sends +It back to Tybalt , whose dexterity +Retorts it : Romeo he cries aloud , +'Hold , friends ! friends , part !' and , swifter than his tongue , +His agile arm beats down their fatal points , +And 'twixt them rushes ; underneath whose arm +An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life +Of stout Mercutio , and then Tybalt fled ; +But by and by comes back to Romeo , +Who had but newly entertain'd revenge , +And to 't they go like lightning , for , ere I . +Could draw to part them , was stout Tybalt slain , +And , as he fell , did Romeo turn and fly . +This is the truth , or let Benvolio die . + +He is a kinsman to the Montague ; +Affection makes him false , he speaks not true : +Some twenty of them fought in this black strife +And all those twenty could but kill one life . +I beg for justice , which thou , prince , must give ; +Romeo slew Tybalt , Romeo must not live . + +Romeo slew him , he slew Mercutio ; +Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe ? + +Not Romeo , prince , he was Mercutio's friend , +His fault concludes but what the law should end , +The life of Tybalt . + +And for that offence +Immediately we do exile him hence : +I have an interest in your hate's proceeding , +My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding ; +But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine +That you shall all repent the loss of mine . +I will be deaf to pleading and excuses ; +Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses ; +Therefore use none ; let Romeo hence in haste , +Else , when he's found , that hour is his last . +Bear hence this body and attend our will : +Mercy but murders , pardoning those that kill . + + +Gallop apace , you fiery-footed steeds , +Towards Ph bus' lodging ; such a waggoner +As Ph thon would whip you to the west , +And bring in cloudy night immediately . +Spread thy close curtain , love-performing night ! +That runaway's eyes may wink , and Romeo +Leap to these arms , untalk'd of and unseen ! +Lovers can see to do their amorous rites +By their own beauties ; or , if love be blind , +It best agrees with night . Come , civil night , +Thou sober-suited matron , all in black , +And learn me how to lose a winning match , +Play'd for a pair of stainless maidenhoods : +Hood my unmann'd blood , bating in my cheeks , +With thy black mantle ; till strange love , grown bold , +Think true love acted simple modesty . +Come , night ! come , Romeo ! come , thou day in night ! +For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night , +Whiter than new snow on a raven's back . +Come , gentle night ; come , loving , black-brow'd night , +Give me my Romeo : and , when he shall die , +Take him and cut him out in little stars , +And he will make the face of heaven so fine +That all the world will be in love with night , +And pay no worship to the garish sun . +O ! I have bought the mansion of a love , +But not possess'd it , and , though I am sold , +Not yet enjoy'd . So tedious is this day +As is the night before some festival +To an impatient child that hath new robes +And may not wear them . O ! here comes my nurse , + + +And she brings news ; and every tongue that speaks +But Romeo's name speaks heavenly eloquence . +Now nurse , what news ? What hast thou there ? the cords + +That Romeo bade thee fetch ? + +Ay , ay , the cords . + + +Ah me ! what news ? why dost thou wring thy hands ? + +Ah well-a-day ! he's dead , he's dead , he's dead ! +We are undone , lady , we are undone ! +Alack the day ! he's gone , he's killed , he's dead ! + +Can heaven be so envious ? + +Romeo can , +Though heaven cannot . O ! Romeo , Romeo ; +Who ever would have thought it ? Romeo ! + +What devil art thou that dost torment me thus ? +This torture should be roar'd in dismal hell . +Hath Romeo slain himself ? say thou but 'I ,' +And that bare vowel , 'I ,' shall poison more +Than the death-darting eye of cockatrice : +I am not I , if there be such an 'I ;' +Or those eyes shut that make thee answer 'I .' +If he be slain , say 'I ;' or if not 'no :' +Brief sounds determine of my weal or woe . + +I saw the wound , I saw it with mine eyes , +God save the mark ! here on his manly breast : +A piteous corse , a bloody piteous corse ; +Pale , pale as ashes , all bedaub'd in blood , +All in gore blood ; I swounded at the sight . + +O break , my heart !poor bankrupt , break at once ! +To prison , eyes , ne'er look on liberty ! +Vile earth , to earth resign ; end motion here ; +And thou and Romeo press one heavy bier ! + +O Tybalt , Tybalt ! the best friend I had : +O courteous Tybalt ! honest gentleman ! +That ever I should live to see thee dead ! + +What storm is this that blows so contrary ? +Is Romeo slaughter'd , and is Tybalt dead ? +My dearest cousin , and my dearer lord ? +Then , dreadful trumpet , sound the general doom ! +For who is living if those two are gone ? + +Tybalt is gone , and Romeo banished ; +Romeo , that kill'd him , he is banished . + +O God ! did Romeo's hand shed Tybalt's blood ? + +It did , it did ; alas the day ! it did . + +O serpent heart , hid with a flowering face ! +Did ever dragon keep so fair a cave ? +Beautiful tyrant ! fiend angelical ! +Dove-feather'd raven ! wolvish-ravening lamb ! +Despised substance of divinest show ! +Just opposite to what thou justly seem'st ; +A damned saint , an honourable villain ! +O , nature ! what hadst thou to do in hell +When thou didst bower the spirit of a fiend +In mortal paradise of such sweet flesh ? +Was ever book containing such vile matter +So fairly bound ? O ! that deceit should dwell +In such a gorgeous palace . + +There's no trust , +No faith , no honesty in men ; all naught , +All perjur'd , all dissemblers , all forsworn . +Ah ! where's my man ? give me some aqua vit : +These griefs , these woes , these sorrows make me old . +Shame come to Romeo ! + +Blister'd be thy tongue +For such a wish ! he was not born to shame : +Upon his brow shame is asham'd to sit ; +For 'tis a throne where honour may be crown'd +Sole monarch of the universal earth . +O ! what a beast was I to chide at him . + +Will you speak well of him that kill'd your cousin ? + +Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband ? +Ah ! poor my lord , what tongue shall smooth thy name , +When I , thy three-hours wife , have mangled it ? +But , wherefore , villain , didst thou kill my cousin ? +That villain cousin would have kill'd my husband : +Back , foolish tears , back to your native spring ; +Your tributary drops belong to woe , +Which you , mistaking , offer up to joy . +My husband lives , that Tybalt would have slain ; +And Tybalt's dead , that would have slain my husband : +All this is comfort ; wherefore weep I then ? +Some word there was , worser than Tybalt's death , +That murder'd me : I would forget it fain ; +But O ! it presses to my memory , +Like damned guilty deeds to sinners' minds . +'Tybalt is dead , and Romeo banished !' +That 'banished ,' that one word 'banished ,' +Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts . Tybalt's death +Was woe enough , if it had ended there : +Or , if sour woe delights in fellowship , +And needly will be rank'd with other griefs , +Why follow'd not , when she said 'Tybalt's dead ,' +Thy father , or thy mother , nay , or both , +Which modern lamentation might have mov'd ? +But with a rearward following Tybalt's death , +'Romeo is banished !' to speak that word +Is father , mother , Tybalt , Romeo , Juliet , +All slain , all dead : 'Romeo is banished !' +There is no end , no limit , measure , bound +In that word's death ; no words can that woe sound . +Where is my father and my mother , nurse ? + +Weeping and wailing over Tybalt's corse : +Will you go to them ? I will bring you thither . + +Wash they his wounds with tears : mine shall be spent , +When theirs are dry , for Romeo's banishment . +Take up those cords . Poor ropes , you are beguil'd , +Both you and I , for Romeo is exil'd : +He made you for a highway to my bed , +But I , a maid , die maiden-widowed . +Come , cords ; come , nurse ; I'll to my wedding bed ; +And death , not Romeo , take my maidenhead ! + +Hie to your chamber ; I'll find Romeo +To comfort you : I wot well where he is . +Hark ye , your Romeo will be here to-night : +I'll to him ; he is hid at Laurence' cell . + +O ! find him ; give this ring to my true knight , +And bid him come to take his last farewell . + + +Romeo , come forth ; come forth , thou fearful man : +Affliction is enamour'd of thy parts , +And thou art wedded to calamity . + + +Father , what news ? what is the prince's doom ? +What sorrow craves acquaintance at my hand , +That I yet know not ? + +Too familiar +Is my dear son with such sour company : +I bring thee tidings of the prince's doom . + +What less than doomsday is the prince's doom ? + +A gentler judgment vanish'd from his lips , +Not body's death , but body's banishment . + +Ha ! banishment ! be merciful , say 'death ;' +For exile hath more terror in his look , +Much more than death : do not say 'banishment .' + +Hence from Verona art thou banished . +Be patient , for the world is broad and wide . + +There is no world without Verona walls , +But purgatory , torture , hell itself . +Hence banished is banish'd from the world , +And world's exile is death ; then 'banished ,' +Is death mis-term'd . Calling death 'banished ,' +Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe , +And smil'st upon the stroke that murders me . + +O deadly sin ! O rude unthankfulness ! +Thy fault our law calls death ; but the kind prince , +Taking thy part , hath rush'd aside the law , +And turn'd that black word death to banishment : +This is dear mercy , and thou seest it not . + +'Tis torture , and not mercy : heaven is here , +Where Juliet lives ; and every cat and dog +And little mouse , every unworthy thing , +Live here in heaven and may look on her ; +But Romeo may not : more validity , +More honourable state , more courtship lives +In carrion flies than Romeo : they may seize +On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand , +And steal immortal blessing from her lips , +Who , even in pure and vestal modesty , +Still blush , as thinking their own kisses sin ; +Flies may do this , but I from this must fly : +They are free men , but I am banished . +And sayst thou yet that exile is not death ? +Hadst thou no poison mix'd , no sharp-ground knife , +No sudden mean of death , though ne'er so mean , +But 'banished' to kill me ? 'Banished !' +O friar ! the damned use that word in hell ; +Howlings attend it : how hast thou the heart , +Being a divine , a ghostly confessor , +A sin-absolver , and my friend profess'd , +To mangle me with that word 'banished ?' + +Thou fond mad man , hear me but speak a word . + +O ! thou wilt speak again of banishment . + +I'll give thee armour to keep off that word ; +Adversity's sweet milk , philosophy , +To comfort thee , though thou art banished . + +Yet 'banished !' Hang up philosophy ! +Unless philosophy can make a Juliet , +Displant a town , reverse a prince's doom , +It helps not , it prevails not : talk no more . + +O ! then I see that madmen have no ears . + +How should they , when that wise men have no eyes ? + +Let me dispute with thee of thy estate . + +Thou canst not speak of that thou dost not feel : +Wert thou as young as I , Juliet thy love , +An hour but married , Tybalt murdered , +Doting like me , and like me banished , +Then mightst thou speak , then mightst thou tear thy hair , +And fall upon the ground , as I do now , +Taking the measure of an unmade grave . + + +Arise ; one knocks : good Romeo , hide thyself . + +Not I ; unless the breath of heart-sick groans , +Mist-like , infold me from the search of eyes . + + +Hark ! how they knock . Who's there ? Romeo arise ; +Thou wilt be taken . Stay awhile ! Stand up ; + +Run to my study . By and by ! God's will ! +What wilfulness is this ! I come , I come ! + +Who knocks so hard ? whence come you ? what's your will ? + +Let me come in , and you shall know my errand : +I come from Lady Juliet . + +Welcome , then . + + +O holy friar ! O ! tell me , holy friar , +Where is my lady's lord ? where's Romeo ? + +There on the ground , with his own tears made drunk . + +O ! he is even in my mistress' case , +Just in her case ! + +O woeful sympathy ! +Piteous predicament ! Even so lies she , +Blubbering and weeping , weeping and blubbering . +Stand up , stand up ; stand , an you be a man : +For Juliet's sake , for her sake , rise and stand ; +Why should you fall into so deep an O ? + +Nurse ! + +Ah , sir ! ah , sir ! Well , death's the end of all . + +Spak'st thou of Juliet ? how is it with her ? +Doth she not think me an old murderer , +Now I have stain'd the childhood of our joy . +With blood remov'd but little from her own ? +Where is she ? and how doth she ? and what says +My conceal'd lady to our cancell'd love ? + +O ! she says nothing , sir , but weeps and weeps ; +And now falls on her bed ; and then starts up , +And Tybalt calls , and then on Romeo cries , +And then down falls again . + +As if that name , +Shot from the deadly level of a gun , +Did murder her ; as that name's cursed hand +Murder'd her kinsman . O ! tell me , friar , tell me , +In what vile part of this anatomy +Doth my name lodge ? tell me , that I may sack +The hateful mansion . + + +Hold thy desperate hand : +Art thou a man ? thy form cries out thou art : +Thy tears are womanish ; thy wild acts denote +The unreasonable fury of a beast : +Unseemly woman in a seeming man ; +Or ill-beseeming beast in seeming both ! +Thou hast amaz'd me : by my holy order , +I thought thy disposition better temper'd . +Hast thou slain Tybalt ? wilt thou slay thyself ? +And slay thy lady that in thy life lives , +By doing damned hate upon thyself ? +Why rail'st thou on thy birth , the heaven , and earth ? +Since birth , and heaven , and earth , all three do meet +In thes at once , which thou at once wouldst lose . +Fie , fie ! thou sham'st thy shape , thy love , thy wit , +Which , like a usurer , abound'st in all , +And usest none in that true use indeed +Which should bedeck thy shape , thy love , thy wit . +Thy noble shape is but a form of wax , +Digressing from the valour of a man ; +Thy dear love , sworn , but hollow perjury , +Killing that love which thou hast vow'd to cherish ; +Thy wit , that ornament to shape and love , +Misshapen in the conduct of them both , +Like powder in a skilless soldier's flask , +To set a-fire by thine own ignorance , +And thou dismember'd with thine own defence . +What ! rouse thee , man ; thy Juliet is alive , +For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead ; +There art thou happy : Tybalt would kill thee , +But thou slew'st Tybalt ; there art thou happy too : +The law that threaten'd death becomes thy friend , +And turns it to exile ; there art thou happy : +A pack of blessings light upon thy back ; +Happiness courts thee in her best array ; +But , like a misbehav'd and sullen wench , +Thou pout'st upon thy fortune and thy love . +Take heed , take heed , for such die miserable . +Go , get thee to thy love , as was decreed , +Ascend her chamber , hence and comfort her ; +But look thou stay not till the watch be set , +For then thou canst not pass to Mantua ; +Where thou shalt live , till we can find a time +To blaze your marriage , reconcile your friends , +Beg pardon of the prince , and call thee back +With twenty hundred thousand times more joy +Than thou went'st forth in lamentation . +Go before , nurse : commend me to thy lady ; +And bid her hasten all the house to bed , +Which heavy sorrow makes them apt unto : +Romeo is coming . + +O Lord ! I could have stay'd here all the night +To hear good counsel : O ! what learning is . +My lord , I'll tell my lady you will come . + +Do so , and bid my sweet prepare to chide . + +Here , sir , a ring she bid me give you , sir . +Hie you , make haste , for it grows very late . + + +How well my comfort is reviv'd by this ! + +Go hence ; good-night ; and here stands all your state : +Either be gone before the watch be set , +Or by the break of day disguis'd from hence : +Sojourn in Mantua ; I'll find out your man , +And he shall signify from time to time +Every good hap to you that chances here . +Give me thy hand ; 'tis late : farewell ; goodnight . + +But that a joy past joy calls out on me , +It were a grief so brief to part with thee : +Farewell . + + +Things have fall'n out , sir , so unluckily , +That we have had no time to move our daughter : +Look you , she lov'd her kinsman Tybalt dearly , +And so did I : well , we were born to die . +'Tis very late , she'll not come down to night : +I promise you , but for your company , +I would have been a-bed an hour ago . + +These times of woe afford no time to woo . +Madam , good-night : commend me to your daughter . + +I will , and know her mind early to-morrow ; +To-night she's mew'd up to her heaviness . + +Sir Paris , I will make a desperate tender +Of my child's love : I think she will be rul'd +In all respects by me ; nay , more , I doubt it not . +Wife go you to her ere you go to bed ; +Acquaint her here of my son Paris' love ; +And bid her , mark you me , on Wednesday next +But , soft ! what day is this ? + +Monday , my lord . + +Monday ! ha , ha ! Well , Wednesday is too soon ; +O' Thursday let it be : o' Thursday , tell her , +She shall be married to this noble earl . +Will you be ready ? do you like this haste ? +We'll keep no great ado ; a friend or two ; +For , hark you , Tybalt being slain so late , +It may be thought we held him carelessly , +Being our kinsman , if we revel much . +Therefore we'll have some half a dozen friends , +And there an end . But what say you to Thursday ? + +My lord , I would that Thursday were to-morrow . + +Well , get you gone : o' Thursday be it then . +Go you to Juliet ere you go to bed , +Prepare her , wife , against this wedding-day . +Farewell , my lord . Light to my chamber , ho ! +Afore me ! it is so very very late , +That we may call it early by and by . +Good-night . + + +Wilt thou be gone ? it is not yet near day : +It was the nightingale , and not the lark , +That pierc'd the fearful hollow of thine ear ; +Nightly she sings on you pomegranate tree : +Believe me , love , it was the nightingale . + +It was the lark , the herald of the morn , +No nightingale : look , love , what envious streaks +Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east : +Night's candles are burnt out , and jocund day +Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops : +I must be gone and live , or stay and die . + +Yon light is not daylight , I know it , I : +It is some meteor that the sun exhales , +To be to thee this night a torch-bearer , +And light thee on thy way to Mantua : +Therefore stay yet ; thou need'st not to be gone . + +Let me be ta'en , let me be put to death ; +I am content , so thou wilt have it so . +I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye , +'Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow ; +Nor that is not the lark , whose notes do beat +The vaulty heaven so high above our heads : +I have more care to stay than will to go : +Come , death , and welcome ! Juliet wills it so . +How is't , my soul ? let's talk ; it is not day . + +It is , it is ; hie hence , be gone , away ! +It is the lark that sings so out of tune , +Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps . +Some say the lark makes sweet division ; +This doth not so , for she divideth us : +Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes ; +O ! now I would they had chang'd voices too , +Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray , +Hunting thee hence with hunts-up to the day . +O ! now be gone ; more light and light it grows . + +More light and light ; more dark and dark our woes . + + +Madam ! + +Nurse ! + +Your lady mother is coming to your chamber : +The day is broke ; be wary , look about . + + +Then , window , let day in , and let life out . + +Farewell , farewell ! one kiss , and I'll descend . + + +Art thou gone so ? my lord , my love , my friend ! +I must hear from thee every day in the hour , +For in a minute there are many days : +O ! by this count I shall be much in years +Ere I again behold my Romeo . + +Farewell ! +I will omit no opportunity +That may convey my greetings , love , to thee . + +O ! think'st thou we shall ever meet again ? + +I doubt it not ; and all these woes shall serve +For sweet discourses in our time to come . + +O God ! I have an ill-divining soul : +Methinks I see thee , now thou art so low , +As one dead in the bottom of a tomb : +Either my eyesight fails , or thou look'st pale . + +And trust me , love , in my eye so do you : +Dry sorrow drinks our blood . Adieu ! adieu ! + + +O fortune , fortune ! all men call thee fickle : +If thou art fickle , what dost thou with him +That is renown'd for faith ? Be fickle , fortune ; +For then , I hope , thou wilt not keep him long , +But send him back . + +Ho , daughter ! are you up ? + +Who is't that calls ? is it my lady mother ? +Is she not down so late , or up so early ? +What unaccustom'd cause procures her hither ? + + +Why , how now , Juliet ! + +Madam , I am not well . + +Evermore weeping for your cousin's death ? +What ! wilt thou wash him from his grave with tears ? +And if thou couldst , thou couldst not make him live ; +Therefore , have done : some grief shows much of love ; +But much of grief shows still some want of wit . + +Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss . + +So shall you feel the loss , but not the friend +Which you weep for . + +Feeling so the loss , +I cannot choose but ever weep the friend . + +Well , girl , thou weep'st not so much for his death , +As that the villain lives which slaughter'd him . + +What villain , madam ? + +That same villain , Romeo . + +Villain and he be many miles asunder . +God pardon him ! I do , with all my heart ; +And yet no man like he doth grieve my heart . + +That is because the traitor murderer lives . + +Ay , madam , from the reach of these my hands . +Would none but I might venge my cousin's death ! + +We will have vengeance for it , fear thou not : +Then weep no more . I'll send to one in Mantua , +Where that same banish'd runsgate doth live ; +Shall give him such an unaccustom'd dram +That he shall soon keep Tybalt company : +And then , I hope , thou wilt be satisfied . + +Indeed , I never shall be satisfied +With Romeo , till I behold him dead +Is my poor heart so for a kinsman vex'd : +Madam , if you could find out but a man +To bear a poison , I would temper it , +That Romeo should , upon receipt thereof , +Soon sleep in quiet . O ! how my heart abhors +To hear him nam'd , and cannot come to him , +To wreak the love I bore my cousin Tybalt +Upon his body that hath slaughter'd him . + +Find thou the means , and I'll find such a man . +But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings , girl . + +And joy comes well in such a needy time : +What are they , I beseech your ladyship ? + +Well , well , thou hast a careful father , child ; +One who , to put thee from thy heaviness , +Hath sorted out a sudden day of joy +That thou expect'st not , nor I look'd not for . + +Madam , in happy time , what day is that ? + +Marry , my child , early next Thursday morn +The gallant , young , and noble gentleman , +The County Paris , at Saint Peter's church , +Shall happily make thee there a joyful bride . + +Now , by Saint Peter's church , and Peter too , +He shall not make me there a joyful bride . +I wonder at this haste ; that I must wed +Ere he that should be husband comes to woo . +I pray you , tell my lord and father , madam , +I will not marry yet ; and , when I do , I swear , +It shall be Romeo , whom you know I hate , +Rather than Paris . These are news indeed ! + +Here comes your father ; tell him so yourself , +And see how he will take it at your hands . + + +When the sun sets , the air doth drizzle dew ; +But for the sunset of my brother's son +It rains downright . +How now ! a conduit , girl ? what ! still in tears ? +Evermore showering ? In one little body +Thou counterfeit'st a bark , a sea , a wind ; +For still thy eyes , which I may call the sea , +Do ebb and flow with tears ; the bark thy body is , +Sailing in this salt flood ; the winds , thy sighs ; +Who , raging with thy tears , and they with them , +Without a sudden calm , will overset +Thy tempest-tossed body . How now , wife ! +Have you deliver'd to her our decree ? + +Ay , sir ; but she will none , she gives you thanks . +I would the fool were married to her grave ! + +Soft ! take me with you , take me with you , wife . +How ! will she none ? doth she not give us thanks ? +Is she not proud ? doth she not count her bless'd , +Unworthy as she is , that we have wrought +So worthy a gentleman to be her bridegroom ? + +Not proud , you have ; but thankful , that you have : +Proud can I never be of what I hate ; +But thankful even for hate , that is meant love . + +How now ! how now , chop-logic ! What is this ? +'Proud ,' and 'I thank you ,' and 'I thank you not ;' +And yet 'not proud ;' mistress minion , you , +Thank me no thankings , nor proud me no prouds , +But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next , +To go with Paris to Saint Peter's church , +Or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither . +Out , you green-sickness carrion ! out , you baggage ! +You tallow face ! + +Fie , fie ! what , are you mad ? + +Good father , I beseech you on my knees , +Hear me with patience but to speak a word . + +Hang thee , young baggage ! disobedient wretch ! +I tell thee what , get thee to church o' Thursday , +Or never after look me in the face . +Speak not , reply not , do not answer me ; +My fingers itch .Wife , we scarce thought us bless'd +That God had lent us but this only child ; +But now I see this one is one too much , +And that we have a curse in having her . +Out on her , hilding ! + +God in heaven bless her ! +You are to blame , my lord , to rate her so . + +And why , my lady wisdom ? hold your tongue , +Good prudence ; smatter with your gossips , go . + +I speak no treason . + +O ! God ye good den . + +May not one speak ? + +Peace , you mumbling fool ; +Utter your gravity o'er a gossip's bowl ; +For here we need it not . + +You are too hot . + +God's bread ! it makes me mad . +Day , night , hour , tide , time , work , play , +Alone , in company , still my care hath been +To have her match'd ; and having now provided +A gentleman of noble parentage , +Of fair demesnes , youthful , and nobly train'd , +Stuff'd , as they say , with honourable parts , +Proportion'd as one's thought would wish a man ; +And then to have a wretched puling fool , +A whining mammet , in her fortune's tender , +To answer 'I'll not wed ,' 'I cannot love ,' +'I am too young ,' 'I pray you , pardon me ;' +But , an you will not wed , I'll pardon you : +Graze where you will , you shall not house with me : +Look to't , think on't , I do not use to jest . +Thursday is near ; lay hand on heart , advise . +An you be mine , I'll give you to my friend ; +An you be not , hang , beg , starve , die in the streets , +For , by my soul , I'll ne'er acknowledge thee , +Nor what is mine shall never do thee good . +Trust to't , bethink you ; I'll not be forsworn . + + +Is there no pity sitting in the clouds , +That sees into the bottom of my grief ? +O ! sweet my mother , cast me not away : +Delay this marriage for a month , a week ; +Or , if you do not , make the bridal bed +In that dim monument where Tybalt lies . + +Talk not to me , for I'll not speak a word . +Do as thou wilt , for I have done with thee . + + +O God ! O nurse ! how shall this be prevented ? +My husband is on earth , my faith in heaven ; +How shall that faith return again to earth , +Unless that husband send it me from heaven +By leaving earth ? comfort me , counsel me . +Alack , alack ! that heaven should practise stratagems +Upon so soft a subject as myself ! +What sayst thou ? hast thou not a word of joy ? +Some comfort , nurse ? + +Faith , here it is . Romeo +Is banished ; and all the world to nothing +That he dares ne'er come back to challenge you ; +Or , if he do , it needs must be by stealth . +Then , since the case so stands as now it doth , +I think it best you married with the county . +O ! he's a lovely gentleman ; +Romeo's a dishclout to him : an eagle , madam , +Hath not so green , so quick , so fair an eye +As Paris hath . Beshrew my very heart , +I think you are happy in this second match , +For it excels your first : or if it did not , +Your first is dead ; or 'twere as good he were , +As living here and you no use of him . + +Speakest thou from thy heart ? + +And from my soul too ; +Or else beshrew them both . + +Amen ! + +What ! + +Well , thou hast comforted me marvellous much . +Go in ; and tell my lady I am gone , +Having displeas'd my father , to Laurence' cell , +To make confession and to be absolv'd . + +Marry , I will ; and this is wisely done . + + +Ancient damnation ! O most wicked fiend ! +Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn , +Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue +Which she hath prais'd him with above compare +So many thousand times ? Go , counsellor ; +Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain . +I'll to the friar , to know his remedy : +If all else fail , myself have power to die . + + +On Thursday , sir ? the time is very short . + +My father Capulet will have it so ; +And I am nothing slow to slack his haste . + +You say you do not know the lady's mind : +Uneven is the course , I like it not . + +Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death , +And therefore have I little talk'd of love ; +For Venus smiles not in a house of tears . +Now , sir , her father counts it dangerous +That she doth give her sorrow so much sway , +And in his wisdom hastes our marriage +To stop the inundation of her tears ; +Which , too much minded by herself alone , +May be put from her by society . +Now do you know the reason of this haste . + +I would I knew not why it should be slow'd . +Look , sir , here comes the lady towards my cell . + + +Happily met , my lady and my wife ! + +That may be , sir , when I may be a wife . + +That may be must be , love , on Thursday next . + +What must be shall be . + +That's a certain text . + +Come you to make confession to this father ? + +To answer that , I should confess to you . + +Do not deny to him that you love me . + +I will confess to you that I love him . + +So will ye , I am sure , that you love me . + +If I do so , it will be of more price , +Being spoke behind your back , than to your face . + +Poor soul , thy face is much abus'd with tears . + +The tears have got small victory by that ; +For it was bad enough before their spite . + +Thou wrong'st it , more than tears , with that report . + +That is no slander , sir , which is a truth ; +And what I spake , I spake it to my face . + +Thy face is mine , and thou hast slander'd it . + +It may be so , for it is not mine own . +Are you at leisure , holy father , now ; +Or shall I come to you at evening mass ? + +My leisure serves me , pensive daughter , now : +My lord , we must entreat the time alone . + +God shield , I should disturb devotion ! +Juliet , on Thursday early will I rouse you : +Till then , adieu ; and keep this holy kiss . + + +O ! shut the door ! and when thou hast done so , +Come weep with me ; past hope , past cure , past help ! + +Ah ! Juliet , I already know thy grief ; +It strains me past the compass of my wits : +I hear thou must , and nothing may prorogue it , +On Thursday next be married to this county . + +Tell me not , friar , that thou hear'st of this , +Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it : +If , in thy wisdom , thou canst give no help , +Do thou but call my resolution wise , +And with this knife I'll help it presently , +God join'd my heart and Romeo's , thou our hands ; +And ere this hand , by thee to Romeo seal'd , +Shall be the label to another deed , +Or my true heart with treacherous revolt +Turn to another , this shall slay them both . +Therefore , out of thy long-experienc'd time , +Give me some present counsel ; or behold , +'Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife +Shall play the umpire , arbitrating that +Which the commission of thy years and art +Could to no issue of true honour bring . +Be not so long to speak ; I long to die , +If what thou speak'st speak not of remedy . + +Hold , daughter ; I do spy a kind of hope , +Which craves as desperate an execution +As that is desperate which we would prevent . +If , rather than to marry County Paris , +Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself , +Then is it likely thou wilt undertake +A thing like death to chide away this shame , +That cop'st with death himself to 'scape from it ; +And , if thou dar'st , I'll give thee remedy . + +O ! bid me leap , rather than marry Paris , +From off the battlements of yonder tower ; +Or walk in thievish ways ; or bid me lurk +Where serpents are ; chain me with roaring bears ; +Or shut me nightly in a charnel-house , +O'er-cover'd quite with dead men's rattling bones , +With reeky shanks , and yellow chapless skulls ; +Or bid me go into a new-made grave +And hide me with a dead man in his shroud ; +Things that , to hear them told , have made me tremble ; +And I will do it without fear or doubt , +To live an unstain'd wife to my sweet love . + +Hold , then ; go home , be merry , give consent +To marry Paris : Wednesday is to-morrow ! +To-morrow night look that thou lie alone , +Let not thy nurse lie with thee in thy chamber : +Take thou this vial , being then in bed , +And this distilled liquor drink thou off ; +When presently through all thy veins shall run +A cold and drowsy humour , for no pulse +Shall keep his native progress , but surcease ; +No warmth , no breath , shall testify thou liv'st ; +The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade +To paly ashes ; thy eyes' windows fall , +Like death , when he shuts up the day of life ; +Each part , depriv'd of supple government , +Shall , stiff and stark and cold , appear like death ; +And in this borrow'd likeness of shrunk death +Thou shalt continue two-and-forty hours , +And then awake as from a pleasant sleep . +Now , when the bridegroom in the morning comes +To rouse thee from thy bed , there art thou dead : +Then as the manner of our country is +In thy best robes uncover'd on the bier , +Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault +Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie . +In the mean time , against thou shalt awake , +Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift , +And hither shall he come ; and he and I +Will watch thy waking , and that very night +Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua . +And this shall free thee from this present shame ; +If no unconstant toy , nor womanish fear , +Abate thy valour in the acting it . + +Give me , give me ! O ! tell me not of fear ! + +Hold ; get you gone , be strong and prosperous +In this resolve . I'll send a friar with speed +To Mantua , with my letters to thy lord . + +Love , give me strength ! and strength shall help afford . +Farewell , dear father ! + + +So many guests invite as here are writ . + +Sirrah , go hire me twenty cunning cooks . + +You shall have none ill , sir ; for +I'll try if they can lick their fingers . + +How canst thou try them so ? + +Marry , sir , 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers : therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me . + +Go , be gone . + +We shall be much unfurnish'd for this time . +What ! is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence ? + +Ay , forsooth . + +Well , he may chance to do some good on her : +A peevish self-will'd harlotry it is . + +See where she comes from shrift with merry look . + + +How now , my headstrong ! where have you been gadding ? + +Where I have learn'd me to repent the sin +Of disobedient opposition +To you and your behests ; and am enjoin'd +By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here , +And beg your pardon . Pardon , I beseech you ! +Henceforward I am ever rul'd by you . + +Send for the county ; go tell him of this : +I'll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning . + +I met the youthful lord at Laurence' cell ; +And gave him what becomed love I might , +Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty . + +Why , I'm glad on't ; this is well : stand up : +This is as't should be . Let me see the county ; +Ay , marry , go , I say , and fetch him hither . +Now , afore God ! this reverend holy friar , +All our whole city is much bound to him . + +Nurse , will you go with me into my closet , +To help me sort such needful ornaments +As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow ? + +No , not till Thursday ; there is time enough . + +Go , nurse , go with her . We'll to church to-morrow . + + +We shall be short in our provision : +'Tis now near night . + +Tush ! I will stir about , +And all things shall be well , I warrant thee , wife : +Go thou to Juliet , help to deck up her ; +I'll not to bed to-night ; let me alone ; +I'll play the housewife for this once . What , ho ! +They are all forth : well , I will walk myself +To County Paris ; to prepare him up +Against to-morrow . My heart is wondrous light , +Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim'd . + + +Ay , those attires are best ; but , gentle nurse , +I pray thee , leave me to myself to-night ; +For I have need of many orisons +To move the heavens to smile upon my state , +Which , well thou know'st , is cross and full of sin . + + +What ! are you busy , ho ? need you my help ? + +No , madam ; we have cull'd such necessaries +As are behoveful for our state to-morrow : +So please you , let me now be left alone , +And let the nurse this night sit up with you ; +For , I am sure , you have your hands full all +In this so sudden business . + +Good-night : +Get thee to bed , and rest ; for thou hast need . + + +Farewell ! God knows when we shall meet again . +I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins , +That almost freezes up the heat of life : +I'll call them back again to comfort me : +Nurse ! What should she do here ? +My dismal scene I needs must act alone . +Come , vial . +What if this mixture do not work at all ? +Shall I be married then to-morrow morning ? +No , no ; this shall forbid it : lie thou there . + +What if it be a poison , which the friar +Subtly hath minister'd to have me dead , +Lest in this marriage he should be dishonour'd +Because he married me before to Romeo ? +I fear it is : and yet , methinks , it should not , +For he hath still been tried a holy man . +I will not entertain so bad a thought . +How if , when I am laid into the tomb , +I wake before the time that Romeo +Come to redeem me ? there's a fearful point ! +Shall I not then be stifled in the vault , +To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in , +And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes ? +Or , if I live , is it not very like , +The horrible conceit of death and night , +Together with the terror of the place , +As in a vault , an ancient receptacle , +Where , for these many hundred years , the bones +Of all my buried ancestors are pack'd ; +Where bloody Tybalt , yet but green in earth , +Lies festering in his shroud ; where , as they say , +At some hours in the night spirits resort : +Alack , alack ! is it not like that I , +So early waking , what with loathsome smells , +And shrieks like mandrakes' torn out of the earth , +That living mortals , hearing them , run mad : +O ! if I wake , shall I not be distraught , +Environed with all these hideous fears , +And madly play with my forefathers' joints , +And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud ? +And , in this rage , with some great kinsman's bone , +As with a club , dash out my desperate brains ? +O , look ! methinks I see my cousin's ghost +Seeking out Romeo , that did spit his body +Upon a rapier's point . Stay , Tybalt , stay ! +Romeo , I come ! this do I drink to thee . + + +Hold , take these keys , and fetch more spices , nurse . + +They call for dates and quinces in the pastry . + + +Come , stir , stir , stir ! the second cock hath crow'd , +The curfew bell hath rung , 'tis three o'clock : +Look to the bak'd meats , good Angelica : +Spare not for cost . + +Go , go , you cot-quean , go ; +Get you to bed ; faith , you'll be sick to-morrow +For this night's watching . + +No , not a whit ; what ! I have watch'd ere now +All night for lesser cause , and ne'er been sick . + +Ay , you have been a mouse-hunt in your time ; +But I will watch you from such watching now . + + +A jealous-hood , a jealous-hood ! + + +Now , fellow , + +What's there ? + +Things for the cook , sir ; but I know not what . + +Make haste , make haste . + +Sirrah , fetch drier logs : +Call Peter , he will show thee where they are . + +I have a head , sir , that will find out logs , +And never trouble Peter for the matter . + + +Mass , and well said ; a merry whoreson , ha ! +Thou shalt be logger-head . Good faith ! 'tis day : +The county will be here with music straight , +For so he said he would . + +I hear him near . +Nurse ! Wife ! what , ho ! What , nurse , I say ! + + +Go waken Juliet , go and trim her up ; +I'll go and chat with Paris . Hie , make haste , +Make haste ; the bridegroom he is come already : +Make haste , I say . + +Mistress ! what , mistress ! Juliet ! fast , I warrant her , she : +Why , lamb ! why , lady ! fie , you slug-a-bed ! +Why , love , I say ! madam ! sweet-heart ! why , bride ! +What ! not a word ? you take your pennyworths now : +Sleep for a week ; for the next night , I warrant , +The County Paris hath set up his rest , +That you shall rest but little . God forgive me , +Marry , and amen , how sound is she asleep ! +I needs must wake her . Madam , madam , madam ! +Ay , let the county take you in your bed ; +He'll fright you up , i' faith . Will it not be ? +What , dress'd ! and in your clothes ! and down again ! +I must needs wake you . Lady ! lady ! lady ! +Alas ! alas ! Help ! help ! my lady's dead ! +O ! well-a-day , that ever I was born . +Some aqua-vit , ho ! My lord ! my lady ! + + +What noise is here ? + +O lamentable day ! + +What is the matter ? + +Look , look ! O heavy day ! + +O me , O me ! my child , my only life , +Revive , look up , or I will die with thee ! +Help , help ! Call help . + + +For shame ! bring Juliet forth ; her lord is come . + +She's dead , deceas'd , she's dead ; alack the day ! + +Alack the day ! she's dead , she's dead ! she's dead ! + +Ha ! let me see her . Out , alas ! she's cold ; +Her blood is settled , and her joints are stiff ; +Life and these lips have long been separated : +Death lies on her like an untimely frost +Upon the sweetest flower of all the field . + +O lamentable day ! + +O woeful time ! + +Death , that hath ta'en her hence to make me wail , +Ties up my tongue , and will not let me speak . + + +Come , is the bride ready to go to church ? + +Ready to go , but never to return . +O son ! the night before thy wedding-day +Hath Death lain with thy wife . There she lies , +Flower as she was , deflowered by him . +Death is my son-in-law , Death is my heir ; +My daughter he hath wedded : I will die , +And leave him all ; life , living , all is Death's ! + +Have I thought long to see this morning's face , +And doth it give me such a sight as this ? + +Accurs'd , unhappy , wretched , hateful-day ! +Most miserable hour , that e'er time saw +In lasting labour of his pilgrimage ! +But one , poor one , one poor and loving child , +But one thing to rejoice and solace in , +And cruel death hath catch'd it from my sight ! + +O woe ! O woeful , woeful , woeful day ! +Most lamentable day , most woeful day , +That ever , ever , I did yet behold ! +O day ! O day ! O day ! O hateful day ! +Never was seen so black a day as this : +O woeful day , O woeful day ! + +Beguil'd , divorced , wronged , spited , slain ! +Most detestable death , by thee beguil'd , +By cruel cruel thee quite overthrown ! +O love ! O life ! not life , but love in death ! + +Despis'd , distressed , hated , martyr'd , kill'd ! +Uncomfortable time , why cam'st thou now +To murder , murder our solemnity ? +O child ! O child ! my soul , and not my child ! +Dead art thou ! dead ! alack , my child is dead ; +And with my child my joys are buried ! + +Peace , ho ! for shame ! confusion's cure lives not +In these confusions . Heaven and yourself +Had part in this fair maid ; now heaven hath all , +And all the better is it for the maid : +Your part in her you could not keep from death , +But heaven keeps his part in eternal life . +The most you sought was her promotion , +For 'twas your heaven she should be advanc'd ; +And weep ye now , seeing she is advanc'd +Above the clouds , as high as heaven itself ? +O ! in this love , you love your child so ill , +That you run mad , seeing that she is well : +She's not well married that lives married long ; +But she's best married that dies married young . +Dry up your tears , and stick your rosemary +On this fair corse ; and , as the custom is , +In all her best array bear her to church ; +For though fond nature bids us all lament , +Yet nature's tears are reason's merriment . + +All things that we ordained festival , +Turn from their office to black funeral ; +Our instruments to melancholy bells , +Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast , +Our solemn hymns to sullen dirges change , +Our bridal flowers serve for a buried corse , +And all things change them to the contrary . + +Sir , go you in ; and , madam , go with him ; +And go , Sir Paris ; every one prepare +To follow this fair corse unto her grave . +The heavens do lower upon you for some ill ; +Move them no more by crossing their high will . + + +Faith , we may put up our pipes , and be gone . + +Honest good fellows , ah ! put up , put up , for , well you know , this is a pitiful case . + + +Ay , by my troth , the case may be amended . + + +Musicians ! O ! musicians , 'Heart's ease , Heart's ease :' O ! an ye will have me live , play 'Heart's ease .' + +Why 'Heart's ease ?' + +O ! musicians , because my heart itself plays 'My heart is full of woe ;' O ! play me some merry dump , to comfort me . + +Not a dump we ; 'tis no time to play now . + +You will not then ? + +No . + +I will then give it you soundly . + +What will you give us ? + +No money , on my faith ! but the gleek ; +I will give you the minstrel . + +Then will I give you the serving-creature . + +Then will I lay the serving-creature's dagger on your pate , I will carry no crotchets : +I'll re you , I'll fa you . Do you note me ? + +An you re us , and fa us , you note us . + +Pray you , put up your dagger , and put out your wit . + +Then have at you with my wit ! I will dry-beat you with an iron wit , and put up my iron dagger . Answer me like men : + +When griping grief the heart doth wound , +And doleful dumps the mind oppress , +Then music with her silver sound + +Why 'silver sound ?' why 'music with her silver sound ?' What say you , Simon Catling ? + +Marry , sir , because silver hath a sweet sound . + +Pretty ! What say you , Hugh Rebeck ? + +I say 'silver sound ,' because musicians sound for silver . + +Pretty too ! What say you , James Soundpost ? + +Faith , I know not what to say . + +O ! I cry you mercy ; you are the singer ; +I will say for you . It is , 'music with her silver sound ,' because musicians have no gold for sounding : + +Then music with her silver sound +With speedy help doth lend redress . + +What a pestilent knave is this same ! + +Hang him , Jack ! Come , we'll in here ; tarry for the mourners , and stay dinner . + + +If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep , +My dreams presage some joyful news at hand : +My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne ; +And all this day an unaccustom'd spirit +Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts . +I dreamt my lady came and found me dead ; +Strange dream , that gives a dead man leave to think , +And breath'd such life with kisses in my lips , +That I reviv'd , and was an emperor . +Ah me ! how sweet is love itself possess'd , +When but love's shadows are so rich in joy ! + + +News from Verona ! How now , Balthasar ? +Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar ? +How doth my lady ? Is my father well ? +How fares my Juliet ? That I ask again ; + +For nothing can be ill if she be well . + +Then she is well , and nothing can be ill ; +Her body sleeps in Capel's monument , +And her immortal part with angels lives . +I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault , +And presently took post to tell it you . +O ! pardon me for bringing these ill news , +Since you did leave it for my office , sir . + +Is it even so ? then I defy you , stars ! +Thou know'st my lodging : get me ink and paper , +And hire post-horses ; I will hence to-night . + +I do beseech you , sir , have patience : +Your looks are pale and wild , and do import +Some misadventure . + +Tush , thou art deceiv'd ; +Leave me , and do the thing I bid thee do . +Hast thou no letters to me from the friar ? + +No , my good lord . + +No matter ; get thee gone , +And hire those horses : I'll be with thee straight . + +Well , Juliet , I will he with thee to-night . +Let's see for means : O mischief ! thou art swift +To enter in the thoughts of desperate men . +I do remember an apothecary , +And hereabouts he dwells , which late I noted +In tatter'd weeds , with overwhelming brows , +Culling of simples ; meagre were his looks , +Sharp misery had worn him to the bones : +And in his needy shop a tortoise hung , +An alligator stuff'd , and other skins +Of ill-shap'd fishes ; and about his shelves +A beggarly account of empty boxes , +Green earthen pots , bladders , and musty seeds , +Remnants of packthread , and old cakes of roses , +Were thinly scatter'd , to make up a show . +Noting this penury , to myself I said +An if a man did need a poison now , +Whose sale is present death in Mantua , +Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it him . +O ! this same thought did but fore-run my need , +And this same needy man must sell it me . +As I remember , this should be the house : +Being holiday , the beggar's shop is shut . +What , ho ! apothecary ! + + +Who calls so loud ? + +Come hither , man . I see that thou art poor ; +Hold , there is forty ducats ; let me have +A dram of poison , such soon-speeding gear +As will disperse itself through all the veins +That the life-weary taker may fall dead , +And that the trunk may be discharg'd of breath +As violently as hasty powder fir'd +Doth hurry from the fatal cannon's womb . + +Such mortal drugs I have ; but Mantua's law +Is death to any he that utters them . + +Art thou so bare , and full of wretchedness , +And fear'st to die ? famine is in thy cheeks , +Need and oppression starveth in thine eyes , +Contempt and beggary hang upon thy back ; +The world is not thy friend nor the world's law : +The world affords no law to make thee rich ; +Then be not poor , but break it , and take this . + +My poverty , but not my will , consents . + +I pay thy poverty , and not thy will . + +Put this in any liquid thing you will , +And drink it off ; and , if you had the strength +Of twenty men , it would dispatch you straight . + +There is thy gold , worse poison to men's souls , +Doing more murders in this loathsome world +Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell : +I sell thee poison , thou hast sold me none . +Farewell ; buy food , and get thyself in flesh . +Come , cordial and not poison , go with me +To Juliet's grave , for there must I use thee . + + +Holy Franciscan friar ! brother , ho ! + + +This same should be the voice of Friar John . +Welcome from Mantua : what says Romeo ? +Or , if his mind be writ , give me his letter . + +Going to find a bare-foot brother out , +One of our order , to associate me , +Here in this city visiting the sick , +And finding him , the searchers of the town , +Suspecting that we both were in a house +Where the infectious pestilence did reign , +Seal'd up the doors , and would not let us forth ; +So that my speed to Mantua there was stay'd . + +Who bare my letter then to Romeo ? + +I could not send it , here it is again , +Nor get a messenger to bring it thee , +So fearful were they of infection . + +Unhappy fortune ! by my brotherhood , +The letter was not nice , but full of charge +Of dear import ; and the neglecting it +May do much danger . Friar John , go hence ; +Get me an iron crow , and bring it straight +Unto my cell . + +Brother , I'll go and bring it thee . + + +Now must I to the monument alone ; +Within these three hours will fair Juliet wake : +She will beshrew me much that Romeo +Hath had no notice of these accidents ; +But I will write again to Mantus , +And keep her at my cell till Romeo come : +Poor living corse , clos'd in a dead man's tomb ! + + +Give me thy torch , boy : hence , and stand aloof ; +Yet put it out , for I would not be seen . +Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along , +Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground : +So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread , +Being loose , unfirm with digging up of graves , +But thou shalt hear it : whistle then to me , +As signal that thou hear'st something approach . +Give me those flowers . Do as I bid thee ; go . + +I am almost afraid to stand alone +Here in the churchyard ; yet I will adventure . + + +Sweet flower , with flowers thy bridal bed I strew , +O woe ! thy canopy is dust and stones ; +Which with sweet water nightly I will dew , +Or , wanting that , with tears distill'd by moans : +The obsequies that I for thee will keep +Nightly shall be to strew thy grave and weep . + +The boy gives warning something doth approach . +What cursed foot wanders this way to-night , +To cross my obsequies and true love's rite ? +What ! with a torch ?muffle me , night , awhile . + +Give me that mattock , and the wrenching iron . +Hold , take this letter ; early in the morning +See thou deliver it to my lord and father . +Give me the light : upon thy life I charge thee , +Whate'er thou hear'st or seest , stand all aloof , +And do not interrupt me in my course . +Why I descend into this bed of death , +Is partly , to behold my lady's face ; +But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger +A precious ring , a ring that I must use +In dear employment : therefore hence , be gone : +But , if thou , jealous , dost return to pry +In what I further shall intend to do , +By heaven , I will tear thee joint by joint , +And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs . +The time and my intents are savage-wild , +More fierce and more inexorable far +Than empty tigers or the roaring sea . + +I will be gone , sir , and not trouble you . + +So shalt thou show me friendship . Take thou that : +Live , and be prosperous ; and farewell , good fellow . + +For all this same , I'll hide me here about : +His looks I fear , and his intents I doubt . + + +Thou detestable maw , thou womb of death , +Gorg'd with the dearest morsel of the earth , +Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open , + +And , in despite , I'll cram thee with more food ! + +This is that banish'd haughty Montague , +That murder'd my love's cousin , with which grief +It is supposed the fair creature died ; +And here is come to do some villanous shame +To the dead bodies : I will apprehend him . + +Stop thy unhallow'd toil , vile Montague , +Can vengeance be pursu'd further than death ? +Condemned villain , I do apprehend thee : +Obey , and go with me ; for thou must die . + +I must , indeed ; and therefore came I hither . +Good gentle youth , tempt not a desperate man ; +Fly hence and leave me : think upon these gone ; +Let them affright thee . I beseech thee , youth , +Put not another sin upon my head +By urging me to fury : O ! be gone : +By heaven , I love thee better than myself . +For I come hither arm'd against myself : +Stay not , be gone ; live , and hereafter say +A madman's mercy bade thee run away . + +I do defy thy conjurations , +And apprehend thee for a felon here . + +Wilt thou provoke me ? then have at thee , boy ! + + +O Lord ! they fight : I will go call the watch . + + +O , I am slain !If thou be merciful , +Open the tomb , lay me with Juliet . + + +In faith , I will . Let me peruse this face : +Mercutio's kinsman , noble County Paris ! +What said my man when my betossed soul +Did not attend him as we rode ? I think +He told me Paris should have married Juliet : +Said he not so ? or did I dream it so ? +Or am I mad , hearing him talk of Juliet , +To think it was so ? O ! give me thy hand , +One writ with me in sour misfortune's book : +I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave ; +A grave ? O , no ! a lanthorn , slaughter'd youth , +For here lies Juliet , and her beauty makes +This vault a feasting presence full of light . +Death , lie thou there , by a dead man interr'd , + +How oft when men are at the point of death +Have they been merry ! which their keepers call +A lightning before death : O ! how may I +Call this a lightning ? O my love ! my wife ! +Death , that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath , +Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty : +Thou art not conquer'd ; beauty's ensign yet +Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks , +And death's pale flag is not advanced there . +Tybalt , liest thou there in thy bloody sheet ? +O ! what more favour can I do to thee , +Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain +To sunder his that was thine enemy ? +Forgive me , cousin ! Ah ! dear Juliet , +Why art thou yet so fair ? Shall I believe +That unsubstantial Death is amorous , +And that the lean abhorred monster keeps +Thee here in dark to be his paramour ? +For fear of that I still will stay with thee , +And never from this palace of dim night +Depart again : here , here will I remain +With worms that are thy chambermaids ; O ! here +Will I set up my everlasting rest , +And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars +From this world-wearied flesh . Eyes , look your last ! +Arms , take your last embrace ! and , lips , O you +The doors of breath , seal with a righteous kiss +A dateless bargain to engrossing death ! +Come , bitter conduct , come , unsavoury guide ! +Thou desperate pilot , now at once run on +The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark ! +Here's to my love ! + +O true apothecary ! +Thy drugs are quick . Thus with a kiss I die . + +Saint Francis be my speed ! how oft to-night +Have my old feet stumbled at graves ! Who's there ? + +Here's one , a friend , and one that knows you well . + +Bliss be upon you ! Tell me , good my friend , +What torch is yond , that vainly lends his light +To grubs and eyeless skulls ? as I discern , +It burneth in the Capel's monument . + +It doth so , holy sir ; and there's my master , +One that you love . + +Who is it ? + +Romeo . + +How long hath he been there ? + +Full half an hour . + +Go with me to the vault . + +I dare not , sir . +My master knows not but I am gone hence ; +And fearfully did menace me with death +If I did stay to look on his intents . + +Stay then , I'll go alone . Fear comes upon me ; +O ! much I fear some ill unlucky thing . + +As I did sleep under this yew-tree here , +I dreamt my master and another fought , +And that my master slew him . + +Romeo ! +Alack , alack ! what blood is this which stains +The stony entrance of this sepulchre ? +What mean these masterless and gory swords +To lie discolour'd by this place of peace ? + +Romeo ! O , pale ! Who else ? what ! Paris too ? +And steep'd in blood ? Ah ! what an unkind hour +Is guilty of this lamentable chance . +The lady stirs . + + +O , comfortable friar ! where is my lord ? +I do remember well where I should be , +And there I am . Where is my Romeo ? + + +I hear some noise . Lady , come from that nest +Of death , contagion , and unnatural sleep : +A greater power than we can contradict +Hath thwarted our intents : come , come away . +Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead ; +And Paris too : come , I'll dispose of thee +Among a sisterhood of holy nuns . +Stay not to question , for the watch is coming ; +Come , go , good Juliet . + +I dare no longer stay . + +Go , get thee hence , for I will not away . + +What's here ? a cup , clos'd in my true love's hand ? +Poison , I see , hath been his timeless end . +O churl ! drunk all , and left no friendly drop +To help me after ! I will kiss thy lips ; +Haply , some poison yet doth hang on them , +To make me die with a restorative . + +Thy lips are warm ! + +Lead , boy : which way ? + +Yea , noise ? then I'll be brief . O happy dagger ! + +This is thy sheath ; + +there rest , and let me die . + +This is the place ; there where the torch doth burn . + +The ground is bloody ; search about the churchyard . +Go , some of you ; whoe'er you find , attach . + +Pitiful sight ! here lies the county slain , +And Juliet bleeding , warm , and newly dead , +Who here hath lain these two days buried . +Go , tell the prince , run to the Capulets , +Raise up the Montagues , some others search : + +We see the ground whereon these woes do lie ; +But the true ground of all these piteous woes +We cannot without circumstance descry . + + +Here's Romeo's man ; we found him in the churchyard . + +Hold him in safety , till the prince come hither . + + +Here is a friar , that trembles , sighs , and weeps ; +We took this mattock and this spade from him , +As he was coming from this churchyard side . + +A great suspicion : stay the friar too . + + +What misadventure is so early up , +That calls our person from our morning's rest ? + + +What should it be , that they so shriek abroad ? + +The people in the street cry Romeo , +Some Juliet , and some Paris ; and all run +With open outcry toward our monument . + +What fear is this which startles in our ears ? + +Sovereign , here lies the County Paris slain ; +And Romeo dead ; and Juliet , dead before , +Warm and new kill'd . + +Search , seek , and know how this foul murder comes . + +Here is a friar , and slaughter'd Romeo's man ; +With instruments upon them , fit to open +These dead men's tombs . + +O , heaven !O wife ! look how our daughter bleeds ! +This dagger hath mista'en !for , lo , his house +Is empty on the back of Montague +And is mis-sheathed in my daughter's bosom . + +O me ! this sight of death is as a bell , +That warns my old age to a sepulchre . + + +Come , Montague : for thou art early up , +To see thy son and heir more early down . + +Alas ! my liege , my wife is dead to-night ; +Grief of my son's exile hath stopp'd her breath . +What further woe conspires against mine age ? + +Look , and thou shalt see . + +O thou untaught ! what manners is in this , +To press before thy father to a grave ? + +Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while , +Till we can clear these ambiguities , +And know their spring , their head , their true descent ; +And then will I be general of your woes , +And lead you even to death : meantime forbear , +And let mischance be slave to patience . +Bring forth the parties of suspicion . + +I am the greatest , able to do least , +Yet most suspected , as the time and place +Doth make against me , of this direful murder ; +And here I stand , both to impeach and purge +Myself condemned and myself excus'd . + +Then say at once what thou dost know in this . + +I will be brief , for my short date of breath +Is not so long as is a tedious tale . +Romeo , there dead , was husband to that Juliet ; +And she , there dead , that Romeo's faithful wife : +I married them ; and their stolen marriage-day +Was Tybalt's doomsday , whose untimely death +Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from this city ; +For whom , and not for Tybalt , Juliet pin'd . +You , to remove that siege of grief from her , +Betroth'd , and would have married her perforce , +To County Paris : then comes she to me , +And , with wild looks bid me devise some mean +To rid her from this second marriage , +Or in my cell there would she kill herself . +Then gave I her ,so tutor'd by my art , +A sleeping potion ; which so took effect +As I intended , for it wrought on her +The form of death : meantime I writ to Romeo +That he should hither come as this dire night , +To help to take her from her borrow'd grave , +Being the time the potion's force should cease . +But he which bore my letter , Friar John , +Was stay'd by accident , and yesternight +Return'd my letter back . Then , all alone , +At the prefixed hour of her waking , +Came I to take her from her kindred's vault , +Meaning to keep her closely at my cell , +Till I conveniently could send to Romeo : +But , when I came ,some minute ere the time +Of her awakening ,here untimely lay +The noble Paris and true Romeo dead . +She wakes ; and I entreated her come forth , +And bear this work of heaven with patience ; +But then a noise did scare me from the tomb , +And she , too desperate , would not go with me , +But , as it seems , did violence on herself . +All this I know ; and to the marriage +Her nurse is privy : and , if aught in this +Miscarried by my fault , let my old life +Be sacrific'd , some hour before his time , +Unto the rigour of severest law . + +We still have known thee for a holy man . +Where's Romeo's man ? what can he say in this ? + +I brought my master news of Juliet's death ; +And then in post he came from Mantua +To this same place , to this same monument . +This letter he early bid me give his father , +And threaten'd me with death , going in the vault , +If I departed not and left him there . + +Give me the letter ; I will look on it . +Where is the county's page that rais'd the watch ? +Sirrah , what made your master in this place ? + +He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave , +And bid me stand aloof , and so I did ; +Anon , comes one with light to ope the tomb ; +And by and by my master drew on him ; +And then I ran away to call the watch . + +This letter doth make good the friar's words , +Their course of love , the tidings of her death : +And here he writes that he did buy a poison +Of a poor 'pothecary , and therewithal +Came to this vault to die , and lie with Juliet . +Where be these enemies ?Capulet ! Montague ! +See what a scourge is laid upon your hate , +That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love ; +And I , for winking at your discords too , +Have lost a brace of kinsmen : all are punish'd . + +O brother Montague ! give me thy hand : +This is my daughter's jointure , for no more +Can I demand . + +But I can give thee more ; +For I will raise her statue in pure gold ; +That while Verona by that name is known . +There shall no figure at such rate be set +As that of true and faithful Juliet . + +As rich shall Romeo by his lady lie ; +Poor sacrifices of our enmity ! + +A glooming peace this morning with it brings ; +The sun , for sorrow , will not show his head : +Go hence , to have more talk of these sad things : +Some shall be pardon'd , and some punished : +For never was a story of more woe +Than this of Juliet and her Romeo . + +TIMON OF ATHENS + +Good day , sir . + +I am glad you're well . + +I have not seen you long . How goes the world ? + +It wears , sir , as it grows . + +Ay , that's well known ; +But what particular rarity ? what strange , +Which manifold record not matches ? See , +Magic of bounty ! all these spirits thy power +Hath conjur'd to attend . I know the merchant . + +I know them both ; th' other's a jeweller . + +O ! 'tis a worthy lord . + +Nay , that's most fix'd . + +A most incomparable man , breath'd , as it were , +To an untirable and continuate goodness : +He passes . + +I have a jewel here + +O ! pray , let's see 't : for the Lord Timon , sir ? + +If he will touch the estimate : but , for that + +When we for recompense have prais'd the vile , +It stains the glory in that happy verse +Which aptly sings the good . + +'Tis a good form . + +And rich : here is a water , look ye . + +You are rapt , sir , in some work , some dedication +To the great lord . + +A thing slipp'd idly from me . +Our poesy is as a gum , which oozes +From whence 'tis nourish'd : the fire i' the flint +Shows not till it be struck ; our gentle flame +Provokes itself , and , like the current flies +Each bound it chafes . What have you there ? + +A picture , sir . When comes your book forth ? + +Upon the heels of my presentment , sir . +Let's see your piece . + +'Tis a good piece . + +So 'tis : this comes off well and excellent . + +Indifferent . + +Admirable ! How this grace +Speaks his own standing ! what a mental power +This eye shoots forth ! how big imagination +Moves in this lip ! to the dumbness of the gesture +One might interpret . + +It is a pretty mocking of the life . +Here is a touch ; is 't good ? + +I'll say of it , +It tutors nature : artificial strife +Lives in these touches , livelier than life . + + +How this lord is follow'd ! + +The senators of Athens : happy man ! + +Look , more ! + +You see this confluence , this great flood of visitors . +I have , in this rough work , shap'd out a man , +Whom this beneath world doth embrace and hug +With amplest entertainment : my free drift +Halts not particularly , but moves itself +In a wide sea of wax : no levell'd malice +Infects one comma in the course I hold ; +But flies an eagle flight , bold and forth on , +Leaving no tract behind . + +How shall I understand you ? + +I will unbolt to you . +You see how all conditions , how all minds +As well of glib and slippery creatures as +Of grave and austere quality tender down +Their services to Lord Timon : his large fortune , +Upon his good and gracious nature hanging , +Subdues and properties to his love and tendance +All sorts of hearts ; yea , from the glass-fac'd flatterer +To Apemantus , that few things loves better +Than to abhor himself : even he drops down +The knee before him and returns in peace +Most rich in Timon's nod . + +I saw them speak together . + +Sir , I have upon a high and pleasant hill +Feign'd Fortune to be thron'd : the base o' the mount +Is rank'd with all deserts , all kind of natures , +That labour on the bosom of this sphere +To propagate their states : amongst them all , +Whose eyes are on this sovereign lady fix'd , +One do I personate of Lord Timon's frame , +Whom Fortune with her ivory hand wafts to her ; +Whose present grace to present slaves and servants +Translates his rivals . + +'Tis conceiv'd to scope . +This throne , this Fortune , and this hill , methinks , +With one man beckon'd from the rest below , +Bowing his head against the steepy mount +To climb his happiness , would be well express'd +In our condition . + +Nay , sir , but hear me on . +All those which were his fellows but of late , +Some better than his value , on the moment +Follow his strides , his lobbies fill with tendance , +Rain sacrificial whisperings in his ear , +Make sacred even his stirrup , and through him +Drink the free air . + +Ay , marry , what of these ? + +When Fortune in her shift and change of mood +Spurns down her late belov'd , all his dependants +Which labour'd after him to the mountain's top +Even on their knees and hands , let him slip down , +Not one accompanying his declining foot . + +'Tis common : +A thousand moral paintings I can show +That shall demonstrate these quick blows of Fortune's +More pregnantly than words . Yet you do well +To show Lord Timon that mean eyes have seen +The foot above the head . + + +Imprison'd is he , say you ? + +Ay , my good lord : five talents is his debt , +His means most short , his creditors most strait : +Your honourable letter he desires +To those have shut him up ; which , failing , +Periods his comfort . + +Noble Ventidius ! Well ; +I am not of that feather to shake off +My friend when he must need me . I do know him +A gentleman that well deserves a help , +Which he shall have : I'll pay the debt and free him . + +Your lordship ever binds him . + +Commend me to him . I will send his ransom ; +And being enfranchis'd , bid him come to me . +'Tis not enough to help the feeble up , +But to support him after . Fare you well . + +All happiness to your honour . + +Lord Timon , hear me speak . + +Freely , good father . + +Thou hast a servant nam'd Lucilius . + +I have so : what of him ? + +Most noble Timon , call the man before thee . + +Attends be here or no ? Lucilius ! + +Here , at your lordship's service . + +This fellow here , Lord Timon , this thy creature , +By night frequents my house . I am a man +That from my first have been inclin'd to thrift , +And my estate deserves an heir more rais'd +Than one which holds a trencher . + +Well ; what further ? + +One only daughter have I , no kin else , +On whom I may confer what I have got : +The maid is fair , o' the youngest for a bride , +And I have bred her at my dearest cost +In qualities of the best . This man of thine +Attempts her love : I prithee , noble lord , +Join with me to forbid him her resort ; +Myself have spoke in vain . + +The man is honest . + +Therefore he will be , Timon : +His honesty rewards him in itself ; +It must not bear my daughter . + +Does she love him ? + +She is young and apt : +Our own precedent passions do instruct us +What levity's in youth . + +Love you the maid ? + +Ay , my good lord , and she accepts of it . + +If in her marriage my consent be missing , +I call the gods to witness , I will choose +Mine heir from forth the beggars of the world , +And dispossess her all . + +How shall she be endow'd , +If she be mated with an equal husband ? + +Three talents on the present ; in future , all . + +This gentleman of mine hath serv'd me long : +To build his fortune I will strain a little , +For 'tis a bond in men . Give him thy daughter ; +What you bestow , in him I'll counterpoise , +And make him weigh with her . + +Most noble lord , +Pawn me to this your honour , she is his . + +My hand to thee ; mine honour on my promise . + +Humbly I thank your lordship : never may +That state or fortune fall into my keeping +Which is not ow'd to you ! + + +Vouchsafe my labour , and long live your lordship ! + +I thank you ; you shall hear from me anon : +Go not away . What have you there , my friend ? + +A piece of painting , which I do beseech +Your lordship to accept . + +Painting is welcome . +The painting is almost the natural man ; +For since dishonour traffics with man's nature , +He is but outside : these pencil'd figures are +Even such as they give out . I like your work ; +And you shall find I like it : wait attendance +Till you hear further from me . + +The gods preserve you ! + +Well fare you , gentleman : give me your hand ; +We must needs dine together . Sir , your jewel +Hath suffer'd under praise . + +What , my lord ! dispraise ? + +A mere satiety of commendations . +If I should pay you for 't as 'tis extoll'd , +It would unclew me quite . + +My lord , 'tis rated +As those which sell would give : but you well know , +Things of like value , differing in the owners , +Are prized by their masters . Believe 't , dear lord , +You mend the jewel by the wearing it . + +Well mock'd . + +No , my good lord ; he speaks the common tongue , +Which all men speak with him . + +Look , who comes here . Will you be chid ? + + +We'll bear , with your lordship . + +He'll spare none . + +Good morrow to thee , gentle Apemantus ! + +Till I be gentle , stay thou for thy good morrow ; +When thou art Timon's dog , and these knaves honest . + +Why dost thou call them knaves ? thou know'st them not . + +Are they not Athenians ? + +Yes . + +Then I repent not . + +You know me , Apemantus ? + +Thou know'st I do ; I call'd thee by thy name . + +Thou art proud , Apemantus . + +Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon . + +Whither art going ? + +To knock out an honest Athenian's brains . + +That's a deed thou'lt die for . + +Right , if doing nothing be death by the law . + +How likest thou this picture , Apemantus ? + +The best , for the innocence . + +Wrought he not well that painted it ? + +He wrought better that made the painter ; and yet he's but a filthy piece of work . + +You're a dog . + +Thy mother's of my generation : what's she , if I be a dog ? + +Wilt dine with me , Apemantus ? + +No ; I eat not lords . + +An thou shouldst , thou'dst anger ladies . + +O ! they eat lords ; so they come by great bellies . + +That's a lascivious apprehension . + +So thou apprehendest it , take it for thy labour . + +How dost thou like this jewel , Apemantus ? + +Not so well as plain-dealing , which will not cost a man a doit . + +What dost thou think 'tis worth ? + +Not worth my thinking . How now , poet ! + +How now , philosopher ! + +Thou liest . + +Art not one ? + +Yes . + +Then I lie not . + +Art not a poet ? + +Yes . + +Then thou liest : look in thy last work , where thou hast feigned him a worthy fellow . + +That's not feigned ; he is so . + +Yes , he is worthy of thee , and to pay thee for thy labour : he that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer . Heavens , that I were a lord ! + +What wouldst do then , Apemantus ? + +Even as Apemantus does now ; hate a lord with my heart . + +What , thyself ? + +Ay . + +Wherefore ? + +That I had no angry wit to be a lord . +Art not thou a merchant ? + +Ay , Apemantus . + +Traffic confound thee , if the gods will not ! + +If traffic do it , the gods do it . + +Traffic's thy god , and thy god confound thee ! + + +What trumpet's that ? + +'Tis Alcihiades , and some twenty horse , +All of companionship . + +Pray , entertain them ; give them guide to us . + +You must needs dine with me . Go not you hence +Till I have thanked you ; when dinner's done , +Show me this piece . I am joyful of your sights . + +Most welcome , sir ! + +So , so , there ! +Aches contract and starve your supple joints ! +That there should be small love 'mongst these sweet knaves , +And all this courtesy ! The strain of man's bred out +Into baboon and monkey . + +Sir , you have sav'd my longing , and I feed +Most hungerly on your sight . + +Right welcome , sir ! +Ere we depart , we'll share a bounteous time +In different pleasures . Pray you , let us in . + +What time o'day is't , Apemantus ? + +Time to be honest . + +That time serves still . + +The more accursed thou , that still omitt'st it . + +Thou art going to Lord Timon's feast ? + +Ay ; to see meat fill khaves and wine heat fools . + +Fare thee well , fare thee well . + +Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice . + +Why , Apemantus ? + +Shouldst have kept one to thyself , for I mean to give thee none . + +Hang thyself ! + +No , I will do nothing at thy bidding : make thy requests to thy friend . + +Away , unpeaceable dog ! or I'll spurn thee hence . + +I will fly , like a dog , the heels of an ass . + + +He's opposite to humanity . Come , shall we in , +And taste Lord Timon's bounty ? he outgoes +The very heart of kindness . + +He pours it out ; Plutus , the god of gold , +Is but his steward : no meed but he repays +Sevenfold above itself ; no gift to him +But breeds the giver a return exceeding +All use of quittance . + +The noblest mind he carries +That ever govern'd man . + +Long may he live in fortunes ! +Shall we in ? + +I'll keep you company . + +Most honour'd Timon , +It hath pleas'd the gods to remember my father's age , +And call him to long peace . +He is gone happy , and has left me rich : +Then , as in grateful virtue I am bound +To your free heart , I do return those talents , +Doubled with thanks and service , from whose help +I deriv'd liberty . + +O ! by no means , +Honest Ventidius ; you mistake my love ; +I gave it freely ever ; and there's none +Can truly say he gives , if he receives : +If our betters play at that game , we must not dare +To imitate them ; faults that are rich are fair . + +A noble spirit . + + +Nay , my lords , ceremony was but devis'd at first +To set a gloss on faint deeds , hollow welcomes , +Recanting goodness , sorry ere 'tis shown ; +But where there is true friendship , there needs none . +Pray , sit ; more welcome are ye to my fortunes +Than my fortunes to me . + + +My lord , we always have confess'd it . + +Ho , ho ! confess'd it ; hang'd it , have you not ? + +O ! Apemantus , you are welcome . + +No , +You shall not make me welcome : +I come to have thee thrust me out of doors . + +Fie ! thou'rt a churl ; ye've got a humour there +Does not become a man ; 'tis much to blame . +They say , my lords , Ira furor brevis est ; +But yond man is ever angry . +Go , let him have a table by himself , +For he does neither affect company , +Nor is he fit for it , indeed . + +Let me stay at thine apperil , Timon : +I come to observe ; I give thee warning on't . + +I take no heed of thee ; thou'rt an Athenian , therefore , welcome . I myself would have no power ; prithee , let my meat make thee silent . + +I scorn thy meat ; 'twould choke me , for I should +Ne'er flatter thee . O you gods ! what a number +Of men eat Timon , and he sees them not . +It grieves me to see so many dip their meat +In one man's blood ; and all the madness is , +He cheers them up too . +I wonder men dare trust themselves with men : +Methinks they should invite them without knives ; +Good for their meat , and safer for their lives . +There's much example for't ; the fellow that +Sits next him now , parts bread with him , and pledges +The breath of him in a divided draught , +Is the readiest man to kill him : 't has been prov'd . +If I were a huge man , I should fear to drink at meals ; +Lest they should spy my wind-pipe's dangerous notes : +Great men should drink with harness on their throats . + +My lord , in heart ; and let the health go round . + +Let it flow this way , my good lord . + +Flow this way ! A brave fellow ! he keeps his tides well . Those healths will make thee and thy state look ill , Timon . +Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner , +Honest water , which ne'er left man i' the mire : +This and my food are equals , there's no odds : +Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods . + +Immortal gods , I crave no pelf ; +I pray for no man but myself : +Grant I may never prove so fond , +To trust man on his oath or bond ; +Or a harlot for her weeping ; +Or a dog that seems a-sleeping ; +Or a keeper with my freedom ; +Or my friends , if I should need 'em . +Amen . So fall to't : +Rich men sin , and I eat root . + + +Much good dich thy good heart , Apemantus ! + +Captain Alcibiades , your heart's in the field now . + +My heart is ever at your service , my lord . + +You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of friends . + +So they were bleeding-new , my lord , there's no meat like 'em : I could wish my best friend at such a feast . + +'Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then , that then thou mightst kill 'em and bid me to 'em . + +Might we but have that happiness , my lord , that you would once use our hearts , whereby we might express some part of our zeals , we should think ourselves for ever perfect . + +O ! no doubt , my good friends , but the gods themselves have provided that I shall have much help from you : how had you been my friends else ? why have you that charitable title from thousands , did not you chiefly belong to my heart ? I have told more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own behalf ; and thus far I confirm you . O you gods ! think I , what need we have any friends , if we should ne'er have need of 'em ? they were the most needless creatures living should we ne'er have use for 'em , and would most resemble sweet instruments hung up in cases , that keep their sounds to themselves . Why , I have often wished myself poorer that I might come nearer to you . We are born to do benefits ; and what better or properer can we call our own than the riches of our friends ? O ! what a precious comfort 'tis , to have so many , like brothers , commanding one another's fortunes . O joy ! e'en made away ere it can be born . Mine eyes cannot hold out water , methinks : to forget their faults , I drink to you . + +Thou weepest to make them drink , Timon . + +Joy had the like conception in our eyes , +And , at that instant , like a babe , sprung up . + +Ho , ho ! I laugh to think that babe a bastard . + +I promise you , my lord , you mov'd me much . + +Much ! + + +What means that trump ? + +How now ! + +Please you , my lord , there are certain ladies most desirous of admittance . + +Ladies ? What are their wills ? + +There comes with them a forerunner , my lord , which bears that office , to signify their pleasures . + +I pray , let them be admitted . + + +Hail to thee , worthy Timon ; and to all +That of his bounties taste ! The five best senses +Acknowledge thee their patron ; and come freely +To gratulate thy plenteous bosom . Th' ear , +Taste , touch , smell , pleas'd from thy table rise ; +They only now come but to feast thine eyes . + +They are welcome all ; let 'em have kind admittance : +Music , make their welcome ! + + +You see , my lord , how ample you're belov'd . + +Hoy-day ! what a sweep of vanity comes this way : +They dance ! they are mad women . +Like madness is the glory of this life , +As this pomp shows to a little oil and root . +We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves ; +And spend our flatteries to drink those men +Upon whose age we void it up again , +With poisonous spite and envy . +Who lives that's not depraved or depraves ? +Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves +Of their friend's gift ? +I should fear those that dance before me now +Would one day stamp upon me : it has been done ; +Men shut their doors against a setting sun . + + +You have done our pleasures much grace , fair ladies , +Set a fair fashion on our entertainment , +Which was not half so beautiful and kind ; +You have added worth unto 't and lustre , +And entertain'd me with mine own device ; +I am to thank you for 't . + +My lord , you take us even at the best . + +Faith , for the worst is filthy ; and would not hold taking , I doubt me . + +Ladies , there is an idle banquet +Attends you : please you to dispose yourselves . + +Most thankfully , my lord . + + +Flavius ! + +My lord ! + +The little casket bring me hither . + +Yes , my lord . + +More jewels yet ! +There is no crossing him in 's humour ; +Else I should tell him well , i' faith , I should , +When all's spent , he'd be cross'd then , an he could . +'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind , +That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind . + + +Where be our men ? + +Here , my lord , in readiness . + +Our horses ! + + +O , my friends ! I have one word to say to you ; +Look you , my good lord , +I must entreat you , honour me so much +As to advance this jewel ; accept it and wear it , +Kind my lord . + +I am so far already in your gifts + +So are we all . + + +My lord , there are certain nobles of the senate +Newly alighted , and come to visit you . + +They are fairly welcome . + +I beseech your honour , +Vouchsafe me a word ; it does concern you near . + +Near ! why then another time I'll hear thee . +I prithee , let's be provided to show them entertainment . + +I scarce know how . + + +May it please your honour , Lord Lucius , +Out of his free love , hath presented to you +Four milk-white horses , trapp'd in silver . + +I shall accept them fairly ; let the presents +Be worthily entertain'd . + +How now ! what news ? + +Please you , my lord , that honourable gentleman , Lord Lucullus , entreats your company to-morrow to hunt with him , and has sent your honour two brace of greyhounds . + +I'll hunt with him ; and let them be receiv'd , +Not without fair reward . + +What will this come to ? +He commands us to provide , and give great gifts , +And all out of an empty coffer : +Nor will he know his purse , or yield me this , +To show him what a beggar his heart is , +Being of no power to make his wishes good . +His promises fly so beyond his state +That what he speaks is all in debt ; he owes +For every word : he is so kind that he now +Pays interest for't ; his land's put to their books . +Well , would I were gently put out of office +Before I were forc'd out ! +Happier he that has no friend to feed +Than such as do e'en enemies exceed . +I bleed inwardly for my lord . + + +You do yourselves +Much wrong , you bate too much of your own merits : +Here , my lord , a trifle of our love . + +With more than common thanks I will receive it . + +O ! he's the very soul of bounty . + +And now I remember , my lord , you gave +Good words the other day of a bay courser +I rode on : it is yours , because you lik'd it . + +O ! I beseech you , pardon me , my lord , in that . + +You may take my word , my lord ; I know no man +Can justly praise but what he does affect : +I weigh my friend's affection with mine own ; +I'll tell you true . I'll call to you . + +O ! none so welcome . + +I take all and your several visitations +So kind to heart , 'tis not enough to give ; +Methinks , I could deal kingdoms to my friends , +And ne'er be weary . Alcibiades , +Thou art a soldier , therefore seldom rich ; +It comes in charity to thee ; for all thy living +Is 'mongst the dead , and all the lands thou hast +Lie in a pitch'd field . + +Ay , defil'd land , my lord . + +We are so virtuously bound , + +And so +Am I to you . + +So infinitely endear'd , + +All to you . Lights , more lights ! + +The best of happiness , +Honour , and fortunes , keep with you , Lord Timon ! + +Ready for his friends . + + +What a coil's here ! +Serving of becks and jutting out of bums ! +I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums +That are given for 'em . Friendship's full of dregs : +Methinks , false hearts should never have sound legs . +Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies . + +Now , Apemantus , if thou wert not sullen , +I would be good to thee . + +No , I'll nothing ; for if I should be bribed too , there would be none left to rail upon thee , and then thou wouldst sin the faster . Thou givest so long , Timon , I fear me thou wilt give away thyself in paper shortly : what need these feasts , pomps , and vain-glories ? + +Nay , an you begin to rail on society once , I am sworn not to give regard to you . Farewell ; and come with better music . + + +So : +Thou wilt not hear me now ; thou shalt not then ; +I'll lock thy heaven from thee . +O ! that men's ears should be +To counsel deaf , but not to flattery . + +And late , five thousand : to Varro and to Isidore +He owes nine thousand ; besides my former sum , +Which makes it five-and-twenty . Still in motion +Of raging waste ! It cannot hold ; it will not . +If I want gold , steal but a beggar's dog +And give it Timon , why , the dog coins gold ; +If I would sell my horse , and buy twenty more +Better than he , why , give my horse to Timon , +Ask nothing , give it him , it foals me , straight , +And able horses . No porter at his gate , +But rather one that smiles and still invites +All that pass by . It cannot hold ; no reason +Can found his state in safety . Caphis , ho ! +Caphis , I say ! + + +Here , sir ; what is your pleasure ? + +Get on your cloak , and haste you to Lord Timon ; +Importune him for my moneys ; be not ceas'd +With slight denial , nor then silenc'd when +'Commend me to your master' and the cap +Plays in the right hand , thus ;but tell him , +My uses cry to me ; I must serve my turn +Out of mine own ; his days and times are past , +And my reliances on his fracted dates +Have smit my credit : I love and honour him , +But must not break my back to heal his finger ; +Immediate are my needs , and my relief +Must not be toss'd and turn'd to me in words , +But find supply immediate . Get you gone : +Put on a most importunate aspect , +A visage of demand ; for , I do fear , +When every feather sticks in his own wing , +Lord Timon will be left a naked gull , +Which flashes now a ph nix . Get you gone . + +I go , sir . + +'I go , sir !' Take the bonds along with you , +And have the dates in compt . + +I will , sir . + +Go . + + +No care , no stop ! so senseless of expense , +That he will neither know how to maintain it , +Nor cease his flow of riot : takes no account +How things go from him , nor resumes no care +Of what is to continue : never mind +Was to be so unwise , to be so kind . +What shall be done ? He will not hear , till feel : +I must be round with him , now he comes from hunting . +Fie , fie , fie , fie ! + + +Good even , Varro . What ! +You come for money ? + +Is't not your business too ? + +It is : and yours too , Isidore ? + +It is so . + +Would we were all discharg'd ! + +I fear it . + +Here comes the lord ! + + +So soon as dinner's done , we'll forth again , +My Alcibiades . With me ? what is your will ? + +My lord , here is a note of certain dues . + +Dues ! Whence are you ? + +Of Athens here , my lord . + +Go to my steward . + +Please it your lordship , he hath put me off +To the succession of new days this month : +My master is awak'd by great occasion +To call upon his own ; and humbly prays you +That with your other noble parts you'll suit +In giving him his right . + +Mine honest friend , +I prithee , but repair to me next morning . + +Nay , good my lord , + +Contain thyself , good friend . + +One Varro's servant , my good lord , + +From Isidore ; +He humbly prays your speedy payment . + +If you did know , my lord , my master's wants , + +'Twas due on forfeiture , my lord , six weeks +And past . + +Your steward puts me off , my lord ; +And I am sent expressly to your lordship . + +Give me breath . +I do beseech you , good my lords , keep on ; +I'll wait upon you instantly . + +Come hither : pray you , +How goes the world , that I am thus encounter'd +With clamorous demands of date-broke bonds , +And the detention of long-since-due debts , +Against my honour ? + +Please you , gentlemen , +The time is unagreeable to this business : +Your importunacy cease till after dinner , +That I may make his lordship understand +Wherefore you are not paid . + +Do so , my friends . +See them well entertained . + + +Pray , draw near . + +Stay , stay ; here comes the fool with +Apemantus : let's ha' some sport with 'em . + +Hang him , he'll abuse us . + +A plague upon him , dog ! + +How dost , fool ? + +Dost dialogue with thy shadow ? + +I speak not to thee . + +No ; 'tis to thyself . + +Come away . + +There's the fool hangs on your back already . + +No , thou stand'st single ; thou'rt not on him yet . + +Where's the fool now ? + +He last asked the question . Poor rogues , and usurers' men ! bawds between gold and want ! + +What are we , Apemantus ? + +Asses . + +Why ? + +That you ask me what you are , and do not know yourselves . Speak to 'em , fool . + +How do you , gentlemen ? + +Gramercies , good fool . How does your mistress ? + +She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are . Would we could see you at Corinth ! + +Good ! gramercy . + + +Look you , here comes my mistress' page . + +Why , how now , captain ! what do you in this wise company ? How dost thou , Apemantus ? + +Would I had a rod in my mouth , that I might answer thee profitably . + +Prithee , Apemantus , read me the superscription of these letters : I know not which is which . + +Canst not read ? + +No . + +There will little learning die then that day thou art hanged . This is to Lord Timon ; this to Alcibiades . Go ; thou wast born a bastard , and thou'lt die a bawd . + +Thou wast whelped a dog , and thou shalt famish a dog's death . Answer not ; I am gone . + + +E'en so thou outrunn'st grace . +Fool , I will go with you to Lord Timon's . + +Will you leave me there ? + +If Timon stay at home . You three serve three usurers ? + +Ay ; would they served us ! + +So would I , as good a trick as ever hangman served thief . + +Are you three usurers' men ? + +Ay , fool . + +I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant : my mistress is one , and I am her fool . When men come to borrow of your masters , they approach sadly , and go away merry ; but they enter my mistress' house merrily , and go away sadly : the reason of this ? + +I could render one . + +Do it , then , that we may account thee a whoremaster and a knave ; which , notwithstanding , thou shalt be no less esteemed . + +What is a whoremaster , fool ? + +A fool in good clothes , and something like thee . 'Tis a spirit : sometime 't appears like a lord ; sometime like a lawyer ; sometime like a philosopher , with two stones more than 's artificial one . He is very often like a knight ; and generally in all shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore to thirteen , this spirit walks in . + +Thou art not altogether a fool . + +Nor thou altogether a wise man : as much foolery as I have , so much wit thou lackest . + +That answer might have become Apemantus . + +Aside , aside ; here comes Lord Timon . + + +Come with me , fool , come . + +I do not always follow lover , elder brother and woman ; sometime the philosopher . + + +Pray you , walk near : I'll speak with you anon . + + +You make me marvel : wherefore , ere this time , +Had you not fully laid my state before me , +That I might so have rated my expense +As I had leave of means ? + +You would not hear me , +At many leisures I propos'd . + +Go to : +Perchance some single vantages you took , +When my indisposition put you back ; +And that unaptness made your minister , +Thus to excuse yourself . + +O my good lord ! +At many times I brought in my accounts , +Laid them before you ; you would throw them off , +And say you found them in mine honesty . +When for some trifling present you have bid me +Return so much , I have shook my head , and wept ; +Yea , 'gainst the authority of manners , pray'd you +To hold your hand more close : I did endure +Not seldom , nor no slight checks , when I have +Prompted you in the ebb of your estate +And your great flow of debts . My loved lord , +Though you hear now , too late , yet now's a time , +The greatest of your having lacks a half +To pay your present debts . + +Let all my land be sold . + +'Tis all engag'd , some forfeited and gone ; +And what remains will hardly stop the mouth +Of present dues ; the future comes apace : +What shall defend the interim ? and at length +How goes our reckoning ? + +To Laced mon did my land extend . + +O my good lord ! the world is but a word ; +Were it all yours to give it in a breath , +How quickly were it gone ! + +You tell me true . + +If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood , +Call me before the exactest auditors , +And set me on the proof . So the gods bless me , +When all our offices have been oppress'd +With riotous feeders , when our vaults have wept +With drunken spilth of wine , when every room +Hath blaz'd with lights and bray'd with minstrelsy , +I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock , +And set mine eyes at flow . + +Prithee , no more . + +Heavens ! have I said , the bounty of this lord ! +How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants +This night englutted ! Who is not Timon's ? +What heart , head , sword , force , means , but is Lord Timon's ? +Great Timon , noble , worthy , royal Timon ! +Ah ! when the means are gone that buy this praise , +The breath is gone whereof this praise is made : +Feast-won , fast-lost ; one cloud of winter showers , +These flies are couch'd . + +Come , sermon me no further ; +No villanous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart ; +Unwisely , not ignobly , have I given . +Why dost thou weep ? Canst thou the conscience lack , +To think I shall lack friends ? Secure thy heart ; +If I would broach the vessels of my love , +And try the argument of hearts by borrowing , +Men and men's fortunes could I frankly use +As I can bid thee speak . + +Assurance bless your thoughts ! + +And , in some sort , these wants of mine are crown'd , +That I account them blessings ; for by these +Shall I try friends . You shall perceive how you +Mistake my fortunes ; I am wealthy in my friends . +Within there ! Flaminius ! Servilius ! + + +My lord ! my lord ! + +I will dispatch you severally : you , to Lord Lucius ; to Lord Lucullus you : I hunted with his honour to-day ; you , to Sempronius . Commend me to their loves ; and I am proud , say , that my occasions have found time to use them toward a supply of money : let the request be fifty talents . + +As you have said , my lord . + +Lord Lucius , and Lucullus ? hum ! + +Go you , sir , to the senators , +Of whom , even to the state's best health , I have +Deserv'd this hearing ,bid 'em send o' the instant +A thousand talents to me . + +I have been bold , +For that I knew it the most general way , +To them to use your signet and your name ; +But they do shake their heads , and I am here +No richer in return . + +Is't true ? can't be ? + +They answer , in a joint and corporate voice , +That now they are at fall , want treasure , cannot +Do what they would ; are sorry ; you are honourable ; +But yet they could have wish'd ; they know not ; +Something hath been amiss ; a noble nature +May catch a wrench ; would all were well ; 'tis pity ; +And so , intending other serious matters , +After distasteful looks and these hard fractions , +With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods +They froze me into silence . + +You gods , reward them ! +Prithee , man , look cheerly . These old fellows +Have their ingratitude in them hereditary ; +Their blood is cak'd , 'tis cold , it seldom flows ; +'Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind ; +And nature , as it grows again toward earth , +Is fashion'd for the journey , dull and heavy . + + +Prithee , be not sad , +Thou art true and honest ; ingenuously I speak , +No blame belongs to thee . + +Ventidius lately +Buried his father ; by whose death he's stepp'd +Into a great estate ; when he was poor , +Imprison'd and in scarcity of friends , +I clear'd him with five talents ; greet him from me ; +Bid him suppose some good necessity +Touches his friend , which craves to be remember'd +With those five talents . + +That had , give't these fellows +To whom 'tis instant due . Ne'er speak , or think +That Timon's fortunes 'mong his friends can sink . + +I would I could not think it : that thought is bounty's foe ; +Being free itself , it thinks all others so . + +I have told my lord of you ; he is coming down to you . + +I thank you , sir . + + +Here's my lord . + +One of Lord Timon's men ! a gift , I warrant . Why , this hits right ; I dreamt of a silver bason and ewer to-night . Flaminius , honest Flaminius , you are very respectively welcome , sir . Fill me some wine . [Exit Servant .] And how does that honourable , complete , free-hearted gentleman of Athens , thy very bountiful good lord and master ? + +His health is well , sir . + +I am right glad that his health is well , sir . And what hast thou there under thy cloak , pretty Flaminius ? + +Faith , nothing but an empty box , sir ; which , in my lord's behalf , I come to entreat your honour to supply ; who , having great and instant occasion to use fifty talents , hath sent to your lordship to furnish him , nothing doubting your present assistance therein . + +La , la , la , la ! 'nothing doubting ,' says he ? Alas ! good lord ; a noble gentleman 'tis , if he would not keep so good a house . Many a time and often I ha' dined with him , and told him on't ; and come again to supper to him , of purpose to have him spend less ; and yet he would embrace no counsel , take no warning by my coming . Every man has his fault , and honesty is his ; I ha' told him on't , but I could ne'er get him from it . + + +Please your lordship , here is the wine . + +Flaminius , I have noted thee always wise . Here's to thee . + +Your lordship speaks your pleasure . + +I have observed thee always for a towardly prompt spirit , give thee thy due , and one that knows what belongs to reason ; and canst use the time well , if the time use thee well : good parts in thee . + +Get you gone , sirrah .[Exit Servant .] Draw nearer , honest Flaminius . Thy lord's a bountiful gentleman ; but thou art wise , and thou knowest well enough , although thou comest to me , that this is no time to lend money , especially upon bare friendship , without security . Here's three solidares for thee : good boy , wink at me , and say thou sawest me not . Fare thee well . + +Is't possible the world should so much differ , +And we alive that liv'd ? Fly , damned baseness , +To him that worships thee . + + +Ha ! now I see thou art a fool , and fit for thy master . + + +May these add to the number that may scald thee ! +Let molten coin be thy damnation , +Thou disease of a friend , and not himself ! +Has friendship such a faint and milky heart +It turns in less than two nights ? O you gods ! +I feel my master's passion . This slave unto his honour +Has my lord's meat in him : +Why should it thrive and turn to nutriment +When he is turn'd to poison ? +O ! may diseases only work upon 't , +And , when he's sick to death , let not that part of nature +Which my lord paid for , be of any power +To expel sickness , but prolong his hour . + + +Who , the Lord Timon ? he is my very good friend , and an honourable gentleman . + +We know him for no less , though we are but strangers to him . But I can tell you one thing , my lord , and which I hear from common rumours : now Lord Timon's happy hours are done and past , and his estate shrinks from him . + +Fie , no , do not believe it ; he cannot want for money . + +But believe you this , my lord , that , not long ago , one of his men was with the Lord Lucullus , to borrow so many talents , nay , urged extremely for 't , and showed what necessity belonged to 't , and yet was denied . + +How ! + +I tell you , denied , my lord . + +What a strange case was that ! now , before the gods , I am ashamed on 't . Denied that honourable man ! there was very little honour showed in 't . For my own part , I must needs confess , I have received some small kindnesses from him , as money , plate , jewels , and such like trifles , nothing comparing to his ; yet , had he mistook him , and sent to me , I should ne'er have denied his occasion so many talents . + + +See , by good hap , yonder's my lord ; I have sweat to see his honour . + +My honoured lord ! + +Servilius ! you are kindly met , sir . Fare thee well : commend me to thy honourable virtuous lord , my very exquisite friend . + +May it please your honour , my lord hath sent + +Ha ! what has he sent ? I am so much endeared to that lord ; he's ever sending : how shall I thank him , thinkest thou ? And what has he sent now ? + +He has only sent his present occasion now , my lord ; requesting your lordship to supply his instant use with so many talents . + +I know his lordship is but merry with me ; +He cannot want fifty-five hundred talents . + +But in the mean time he wants less , my lord . +If his occasion were not virtuous , +I should not urge it half so faithfully . + +Dost thou speak seriously , Servilius ? + +Upon my soul , 'tis true , sir . + +What a wicked beast was I to disfurnish myself against such a good time , when I might ha' shown myself honourable ! how unluckily it happened , that I should purchase the day before for a little part , and undo a great deal of honour ! Servilius , now , before the gods , I am not able to do ; the more beast , I say ; I was sending to use Lord Timon myself , these gentlemen can witness ; but I would not , for the wealth of Athens , I had done it now . Commend me bountifully to his good lordship ; and I hope his honour will conceive the fairest of me , because I have no power to be kind : and tell him this from me , I count it one of my greatest afflictions say , that I cannot pleasure such an honourable gentleman . Good Servilius , will you befriend me so far as to use mine own words to him ? + +Yes , sir , I shall . + +I'll look you out a good turn , Servilius . + +True , as you said , Timon is shrunk indeed ; +And he that's once denied will hardly speed . + + +Do you observe this , Hostilius ? + +Ay , too well . + +Why this is the world's soul ; and just of the same piece +Is every flatterer's spirit . Who can call him +His friend that dips in the same dish ? for , in +My knowing , Timon has been this lord's father , +And kept his credit with his purse , +Supported his estate ; nay , Timon's money +Has paid his men their wages : he ne'er drinks +But Timon's silver treads upon his lip ; +And yet , O ! see the monstrousness of man , +When he looks out in an ungrateful shape , +He does deny him , in respect of his , +What charitable men afford to beggars . + +Religion groans at it . + +For mine own part , +I never tasted Timon in my life , +Nor came any of his bounties over me , +To mark me for his friend ; yet , I protest , +For his right noble mind , illustrious virtue , +And honourable carriage , +Had his necessity made use of me , +I would have put my wealth into donation , +And the best half should have return'd to him , +So much I love his heart . But , I perceive , +Men must learn now with pity to dispense ; +For policy sits above conscience . + + +Must he needs trouble me in 't . Hum ! 'bove all others ? +He might have tried Lord Lucius , or Lucullus ; +And now Ventidius is wealthy too , +Whom he redeem'd from prison : all these +Owe their estates unto him . + +My lord , +They have all been touch'd and found base metal , for +They have all denied him . + +How ! have they denied him ? +Have Ventidius and Lucullus denied him ? +And does he send to me ? Three ? hum ! +It shows but little love or judgment in him : +Must I be his last refuge ? His friends , like physicians , +Thrice give him over ; must I take the cure upon me ? +He has much disgrac'd me in 't ; I'm angry at him , +That might have known my place . I see no sense for 't , +But his occasions might have woo'd me first ; +For , in my conscience , I was the first man +That e'er received gift from him : +And does he think so backwardly of me now , +That I'll requite it last ? No : +So it may prove an argument of laughter +To the rest , and I 'mongst lords be thought a fool . +I had rather than the worth of thrice the sum , +He had sent to me first , but for my mind's sake ; +I'd such a courage to do him good . But now return , +And with their faint reply this answer join ; +Who bates mine honour shall not know my coin . + + +Excellent ! Your lordship's a goodly villain . The devil knew not what he did when he made man politic ; he crossed himself by 't : and I cannot think but in the end the villanies of man will set him clear . How fairly this lord strives to appear foul ! takes virtuous copies to be wicked , like those that under hot ardent zeal would set whole realms on fire : +Of such a nature is his politic love . +This was my lord's best hope ; now all are fled +Save only the gods . Now his friends are dead , +Doors , that were ne'er acquainted with their wards +Many a bounteous year , must be employ'd +Now to guard sure their master : +And this is all a liberal course allows ; +Who cannot keep his wealth must keep his house . + +Well met ; good morrow , Titus and Hortensius . + +The like to you , kind Varro . + +Lucius ! +What ! do we meet together ! + +Ay , and I think +One business does command us all ; for mine +Is money . + +So is theirs and ours . + + +And Sir Philotus too ! + +Good day at once . + +Welcome , good brother . +What do you think the hour ? + +Labouring for nine . + +So much ? + +Is not my lord seen yet ? + +Not yet . + +I wonder on 't ; he was wont to shine at seven . + +Ay , but the days are waxed shorter with him : +You must consider that a prodigal course +Is like the sun's ; but not , like his , recoverable . +I fear , +'Tis deepest winter in Lord Timon's purse ; +That is , one may reach deep enough , and yet +Find little . + +I am of your fear for that . + +I'll show you how to observe a strange event . +Your lord sends now for money . + +Most true , he does . + +And he wears jewels now of Timon's gift , +For which I wait for money . + +It is against my heart . + +Mark , how strange it shows , +Timon in this should pay more than he owes : +And e'en as if your lord should wear rich jewels , +And send for money for 'em . + +I'm weary of this charge , the gods can witness : +I know my lord hath spent of Timon's wealth , +And now ingratitude makes it worse than stealth . + +Yes , mine's three thousand crowns ; what's yours ? + +Five thousand mine . + +'Tis much deep : and it should seem by the sum , +Your master's confidence was above mine ; +Else , surely , his had equall'd . + + +One of Lord Timon's men . + +Flaminius ! Sir , a word . Pray , is my lord ready to come forth ? + +No , indeed , he is not . + +We attend his lordship ; pray , signify so much . + +I need not tell him that ; he knows you are too diligent . + +Ha ! is not that his steward muffled so ? +He goes away in a cloud : call him , call him . + +Do you hear , sir ? + +By your leave , sir . + +What do you ask of me , my friend ? + +We wait for certain money here , sir . + +Ay , +If money were as certain as your waiting , +'Twere sure enough . +Why then preferr'd you not your sums and bills , +When your false masters eat of my lord's meat ? +Then they could smile and fawn upon his debts , +And take down the interest into their gluttonous maws . +You do yourselves but wrong to stir me up ; +Let me pass quietly : +Believe't , my lord and I have made an end ; +I have no more to reckon , he to spend . + +Ay , but this answer will not serve . + +If 'twill not serve , 'tis not so base as you ; +For you serve knaves . + + +How ! what does his cashiered worship mutter ? + +No matter what ; he's poor , and that's revenge enough . Who can speak broader than he that has no house to put his head in ? such may rail against great buildings . + + +O ! here's Servilius ; now we shall know some answer . + +If I might beseech you , gentlemen , to repair some other hour , I should derive much from 't ; for , take 't of my soul , my lord leans wondrously to discontent . His comfortable temper has forsook him ; he's much out of health , and keeps his chamber . + +Many do keep their chambers are not sick : +And , if it be so far beyond his health , +Methinks he should the sooner pay his debts , +And make a clear way to the gods . + +Good gods ! + +We cannot take this for answer , sir . + +Servilius , help ! my lord ! my lord ! + + +What ! are my doors oppos'd against my passage ? +Have I been ever free , and must my house +Be my retentive enemy , my gaol ? +The place which I have feasted , does it now , +Like all mankind , show me an iron heart ? + +Put in now , Titus . + +My lord , here is my bill . + +Here's mine . + +And mine , my lord . + +And ours , my lord . + +All our bills . + +Knock me down with 'em : cleave me to the girdle . + +Alas ! my lord , + +Cut my heart in sums . + +Mine , fifty talents . + +Tell out my blood . + +Five thousand crowns , my lord . + +Five thousand drops pays that . What yours ? and yours ? + +My lord , + +My lord , + +Tear me , take me ; and the gods fall upon you ! + + +Faith , I perceive our masters may throw their caps at their money : these debts may well be called desperate ones , for a madman owes 'em . + +They have e'en put my breath from me , the slaves : +Creditors ? devils ! + +My dear lord , + +What if it should be so ? + +My lord , + +I'll have it so . My steward ! + +Here , my lord . + +So fitly ! Go , bid all my friends again , +Lucius , Lucullus , and Sempronius ; all : +I'll once more feast the rascals . + +O my lord ! +You only speak from your distracted soul ; +There is not so much left to furnish out +A moderate table . + +Be't not in thy care : go . +I charge thee , invite them all : let in the tide +Of knaves once more ; my cook and I'll provide . + + +My lord , you have my voice to it ; the fault's +Bloody ; 'tis necessary he should die ; +Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy . + +Most true ; the law shall bruise him . + + +Honour , health , and compassion to the senate ! + +Now , captain . + +I am a humble suitor to your virtues ; +For pity is the virtue of the law , +And none but tyrants use it cruelly . +It pleases time and fortune to lie heavy +Upon a friend of mine , who , in hot blood , +Hath stepp'd into the law , which is past depth +To those that without heed to plunge into 't . +He is a man , setting his fate aside , +Of comely virtues ; +Nor did he soil the fact with cowardice , +An honour in him which buys out his fault , +But , with a noble fury and fair spirit , +Seeing his reputation touch'd to death , +He did oppose his foe ; +And with such sober and unnoted passion +He did behave his anger , ere 'twas spent , +As if he had but prov'd an argument . + +You undergo too strict a paradox , +Striving to make an ugly deed look fair : +Your words have took such pains as if they labour'd +To bring manslaughter into form , and set quarrelling +Upon the head of valour ; which indeed +Is valour misbegot , and came into the world +When sects and factions were newly born . +He's truly valiant that can wisely suffer +The worst that man can breathe , and make his wrongs +His outsides , to wear them like his raiment , carelessly , +And ne'er prefer his injuries to his heart , +To bring it into danger . +If wrongs be evils and enforce us kill , +What folly 'tis to hazard life for ill ! + +My lord , + +You cannot make gross sins look clear ; +To revenge is no valour , but to bear . + +My lords , then , under favour , pardon me , +If I speak like a captain . +Why do fond men expose themselves to battle , +And not endure all threats ? sleep upon't , +And let the foes quietly cut their throats +Without repugnancy ? If there be +Such valour in the bearing , what make we +Abroad ? why then , women are more valiant +That stay at home , if bearing carry it , +And the ass more captain than the lion , the felon +Loaden with irons wiser than the judge , +If wisdom be in suffering . O my lords ! +As you are great , be pitifully good : +Who cannot condemn rashness in cold blood ? +To kill , I grant , is sin's extremest gust ; +But , in defence , by mercy , 'tis most just . +To be in anger is impiety ; +But who is man that is not angry ? +Weigh but the crime with this . + +You breathe in vain . + +In vain ! his service done +At Laced mon and Byzantium +Were a sufficient briber for his life . + +What's that ? + +I say , my lords , he has done fair service , +And slain in fight many of your enemies . +How full of valour did he bear himself +In the last conflict , and made plenteous wounds ! + +He has made too much plenty with 'em ; +He's a sworn rioter ; he has a sin that often +Drowns him and takes his valour prisoner ; +If there were no foes , that were enough +To overcome him ; in that beastly fury +He has been known to commit outrages +And cherish factions ; 'tis inferr'd to us , +His days are foul and his drink dangerous . + +He dies . + +Hard fate ! he might have died in war . +My lords , if not for any parts in him , +Though his right arm might purchase his own time , +And be in debt to none ,yet , more to move you , +Take my deserts to his , and join 'em both ; +And , for I know your reverend ages love +Security , I'll pawn my victories , all +My honour to you , upon his good returns . +If by this crime he owes the law his life , +Why , let the war receive't in valiant gore ; +For law is strict , and war is nothing more . + +We are for law ; he dies : urge it no more , +On height of our displeasure . Friend , or brother , +He forfeits his own blood that spills another . + +Must it be so ? it must not be . My lords , +I do beseech you , know me . + +How ! + +Call me to your remembrances . + +What ! + +I cannot think but your age has forgot me ; +It could not else be I should prove so base , +To sue , and be denied such common grace . +My wounds ache at you . + +Do you dare our anger ? +'Tis in few words , but spacious in effect ; +We banish thee for ever . + +Banish me ! +Banish your dotage ; banish usury , +That makes the senate ugly . + +If , after two days' shine , Athens contain thee , +Attend our weightier judgment . And , not to swell our spirit , +He shall be executed presently . + + +Now the gods keep you old enough ; that you may live +Only in bone , that none may look on you ! +I am worse than mad : I have kept back their foes , +While they have told their money and let out +Their coin upon large interest ; I myself +Rich only in large hurts : all those for this ? +Is this the balsam that the usuring senate +Pours into captains' wounds ? Banishment ! +It comes not ill ; I hate not to be banish'd ; +It is a cause worthy my spleen and fury , +That I may strike at Athens . I'll cheer up +My discontented troops , and lay for hearts . +'Tis honour with most lands to be at odds ; +Soldiers should brook as little wrongs as gods . + +The good time of day to you , sir . + +I also wish it you . I think this honourable lord did but try us this other day . + +Upon that were my thoughts tiring when we encountered : I hope it is not so low with him as he made it seem in the trial of his several friends . + +It should not be , by the persuasion of his new feasting . + +I should think so : he hath sent me an earnest inviting , which many my near occasions did urge me to put off ; but he hath conjured me beyond them , and I must needs appear . + +In like manner was I in debt to my importunate business , but he would not hear my excuse . I am sorry , when he sent to borrow of me , that my provision was out . + +I am sick of that grief too , as I understand how all things go . + +Every man here's so . What would he have borrowed you ? + +A thousand pieces . + +A thousand pieces ! + +What of you ? + +He sent to me , sir ,Here he comes . + + +With all my heart , gentlemen both ; and how fare you ? + +Ever at the best , hearing well of your lordship . + +The swallow follows not summer more willing than we your lordship . + +Nor more willingly leaves winter ; such summer-birds are men . Gentlemen , our dinner will not recompense this long stay : feast your ears with the music awhile , if they will fare so harshly o' the trumpet's sound ; we shall to 't presently . + +I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship that I returned you an empty messenger . + +O ! sir , let it not trouble you . + +My noble lord , + +Ah ! my good friend , what cheer ? + +My most honourable lord , I am e'en sick of shame , that when your lordship this other day sent to me I was so unfortunate a beggar . + +Think not on 't , sir . + +If you had sent but two hours before , + +Let it not cumber your better remembrance . + +Come , bring in all together . + +All covered dishes ! + +Royal cheer , I warrant you . + +Doubt not that , if money and the season can yield it . + +How do you ? What's the news ? + +Alcibiades is banished : hear you of it ? + +Alcibiades banished ! + +Alcibiades banished ! + +'Tis so , be sure of it . + +How ? how ? + +I pray you , upon what ? + +My worthy friends , will you draw near ? + +I'll tell you more anon . Here's a noble feast toward . + +This is the old man still . + +Will't hold ? will't hold ? + +It does ; but time will and so + +I do conceive . + +Each man to his stool , with that spur as he would to the lip of his mistress ; your diet shall be in all places alike . Make not a city feast of it , to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place : sit , sit . The gods require our thanks . +You great benefactors sprinkle our society with thankfulness . For your own gifts , make yourselves praised : but reserve still to give , lest your deities be despised . Lend to each man enough , that one need not lend to another ; for , were your godheads to borrow of men , men would forsake the gods . Make the meat be beloved more than the man that gives it . Let no assembly of twenty be without a score of villains : if there sit twelve women at the table , let a dozen of them be as they are . The rest of your fees , O gods ! the senators of Athens , together with the common lag of people , what is amiss in them , you gods , make suitable for destruction . For these my present friends , as they are to me nothing , so in nothing bless them , and to nothing are they welcome . +Uncover , dogs , and lap . + + +What does his lordship mean ? + +I know not . + +May you a better feast never behold , +You knot of mouth-friends ! smoke and lukewarm water +Is your perfection . This is Timon's last ; +Who , stuck and spangled with your flatteries , +Washes it off , and sprinkles in your faces + +Your reeking villany . Live loath'd , and long , +Most smiling , smooth , detested parasites , +Courteous destroyers , affable wolves , meek bears , +You fools of fortune , trencher-friends , time's flies , +Cap and knee slaves , vapours , and minute-jacks ! +Of man and beast the infinite malady +Crust you quite o'er ! What ! dost thou go ? +Soft ! take thy physic first ,thou too ,and thou ; +Stay , I will lend thee money , borrow none . + +What ! all in motion ? Henceforth be no feast , +Whereat a villain's not a welcome guest . +Burn , house ! sink , Athens ! henceforth hated be +Of Timon man and all humanity ! + +How now , my lords ! + +Know you the quality of Lord Timon's fury ? + +Push ! did you see my cap ? + +I have lost my gown . + +He's but a mad lord , and nought but humour sways him . He gave me a jewel th' other day , and now he has beat it out of my hat : did you see my jewel ? + +Did you see my cap ? + +Here 'tis . + +Here lies my gown . + +Let's make no stay . + +Lord Timon's mad . + +I feel 't upon my bones . + +One day he gives us diamonds , next day stones . + +Let me look back upon thee . O thou wall , +That girdlest in those wolves , dive in the earth . +And fence not Athens ! Matrons , turn incontinent ! +Obedience fail in children ! slaves and fools , +Pluck the grave wrinkled senate from the bench , +And minister in their steads ! To general filths +Convert , o'the instant , green virginity ! +Do't in your parents' eyes ! Bankrupts , hold fast ; +Rather than render back , out with your knives , +And cut your trusters' throats ! Bound servants , steal ! +Large-handed robbers your grave masters are , +And pill by law . Maid , to thy master's bed ; +Thy mistress is o' the brothel ! Son of sixteen , +Pluck the lin'd crutch from thy old limping sire , +With it beat out his brains ! Piety , and fear , +Religion to the gods , peace , justice , truth , +Domestic awe , night-rest and neighbourhood , +Instruction , manners , mysteries and trades , +Degrees , observances , customs and laws , +Decline to your confounding contraries , +And let confusion live ! Plagues incident to men , +Your potent and infectious fevers heap +On Athens , ripe for stroke ! Thou cold sciatica , +Cripple our senators , that their limbs may halt +As lamely as their manners ! Lust and liberty +Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth , +That'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive , +And drown themselves in riot ! Itches , blains , +Sow all the Athenian bosoms , and their crop +Be general leprosy ! Breath infect breath , +That their society , as their friendship , may +Be merely poison ! Nothing I'll bear from thee +But nakedness , thou detestable town ! +Take thou that too , with multiplying bans ! +Timon will to the woods ; where he shall find +The unkindest beast more kinder than mankind . +The gods confound hear me , you good gods all +The Athenians both within and out that wall ! +And grant , as Timon grows , his hate may grow +To the whole race of mankind , high and low ! +Amen . + + +Hear you , Master steward ! where's our master ? +Are we undone ? cast off ? nothing remaining ? + +Alack ! my fellows , what should I say to you ? +Let me be recorded by the righteous gods , +I am as poor as you . + +Such a house broke ! +So noble a master fall'n ! All gone ! and not +One friend to take his fortune by the arm , +And go along with him ! + +As we do turn our backs +From our companion thrown into his grave , +So his familiars to his buried fortunes +Slink all away , leave their false vows with him , +Like empty purses pick'd ; and his poor self , +A dedicated beggar to the air , +With his disease of all-shunn'd poverty , +Walks , like contempt , alone . More of our fellows . + + +All broken implements of a ruin'd house . + +Yet do our hearts wear Timon's livery , +That see I by our faces ; we are fellows still , +Serving alike in sorrow . Leak'd is our bark , +And we , poor mates , stand on the dying deck , +Hearing the surges threat : we must all part +Into this sea of air . + +Good fellows all , +The latest of my wealth I'll share amongst you . +Wherever we shall meet , for Timon's sake +Let's yet be fellows ; let's shake our heads , and say , +As 'twere a knell unto our master's fortunes , +'We have seen better days .' Let each take some ; + +Nay , put out all your hands . Not one word more : +Thus part we rich in sorrow , parting poor . + +O ! the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us . +Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt , +Since riches point to misery and contempt ? +Who would be so mock'd with glory ? or so live , +But in a dream of friendship ? +To have his pomp and all what state compounds +But only painted , like his varnish'd friends ? +Poor honest lord ! brought low by his own heart , +Undone by goodness . Strange , unusual blood , +When man's worst sin is he does too much good ! +Who then dares to be half so kind agen ? +For bounty , that makes gods , does still mar men . +My dearest lord , bless'd , to be most accurs'd , +Rich , only to be wretched , thy great fortunes +Are made thy chief affictions . Alas ! kind lord , +He's flung in rage from this ingrateful seat +Of monstrous friends ; +Nor has he with him to supply his life , +Or that which can command it . +I'll follow and inquire him out : +I'll ever serve his mind with my best will ; +Whilst I have gold I'll be his steward still . + + +O blessed breeding sun ! draw from the earth +Rotten humidity ; below thy sister's orb +Infect the air ! Twinn'd brothers of one womb , +Whose procreation , residence and birth , +Scarce is dividant , touch them with several fortunes ; +The greater scorns the lesser : not nature , +To whom all sores lay siege , can bear great fortune , +But by contempt of nature . +Raise me this beggar , and deny't that lord ; +The senator shall bear contempt hereditary , +The beggar native honour . +It is the pasture lards the rother's sides , +The want that makes him lean . Who dares , who dares , +In purity of manhood stand upright , +And say , 'This man's a flatterer ?' if one be , +So are they all ; for every grize of fortune +Is smooth'd by that below : the learned pate +Ducks to the golden fool : all is oblique ; +There's nothing level in our cursed natures +But direct villany . Therefore , be abhorr'd +All feasts , societies , and throngs of men ! +His semblable , yea , himself , Timon disdains : +Destruction fang mankind ! Earth , yield me roots ! + +Who seeks for better of thee , sauce his palate +With thy most operant poison ! What is here ? +Gold ! yellow , glittering , precious gold ! No , gods , +I am no idle votarist . Roots , you clear heavens ! +Thus much of this will make black white , foul fair , +Wrong right , base noble , old young , coward valiant . +Ha ! you gods , why this ? What this , you gods ? Why , this +Will lug your priests and servants from your sides , +Pluck stout men's pillows from below their head : +This yellow slave +Will knit and breah religions ; bless the accurs'd ; +Make the hoar leprosy ador'd ; place thieves , +And give them title , knee , and approbation , +With senators on the bench ; this is it +That makes the wappen'd widow wed again ; +She , whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores +Would cast the gorge at , this embalms and spices +To the April day again . Come , damned earth , +Thou common whore of mankind , that putt'st odds +Among the rout of nations , I will make thee +Do thy right nature . + +Ha ! a drum ? thou'rt quick , +But yet I'll bury thee : thou'lt go , strong theif , +When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand : +Nay , stay thou out for earnest . + +What art thou there ? speak . + +A beast , as thou art . The canker gnaw thy heart , +For showing me again the eyes of man ! + +What is thy name ? Is man so hateful to thee , +That art thyself a man ? + +I am Misanthropos , and hate mankind . +For thy part , I do wish thou wert a dog , +That I might love thee something . + +I know thee well , +But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange . + +I know thee too ; and more than that I know thee +I not desire to know . Follow thy drum ; +With man's blood paint the ground , gules , gules ; +Religious canons , civil laws are cruel ; +Then what should war be ? This fell whore of thine +Hath in her more destruction than thy sword +For all her cherubin look . + +Thy lips rot off ! + +I will not kiss thee ; then the rot returns +To thine own lips again . + +How came the noble Timon to this change ? + +As the moon does , by wanting light to give : +But then renew I could not like the moon ; +There were no suns to borrow of . + +Noble Timon , what friendship may I do thee ? + +None , but to maintain my opinion . + +What is it , Timon ? + +Promise me friendship , but perform none : if thou wilt not promise , the gods plague thee , for thou art a man ! if thou dost perform , confound thee , for thou art a man ! + +I have heard in some sort of thy miseries . + +Thou saw'st them , when I had prosperity . + +I see them now ; then was a blessed time . + +As thine is now , held with a brace of harlots . + +Is this the Athenian minion , whom the world +Voic'd so regardfully ? + +Art thou Timandra ? + +Yes . + +Be a whore still ; they love thee not that use thee ; +Give them diseases , leaving with thee their lust . +Make use of thy salt hours ; season the slaves +For tubs and baths ; bring down rose-cheeked youth +To the tub-fast and the diet . + +Hang thee , monster ! + +Pardon him , sweet Timandra , for his wits +Are drown'd and lost in his calamities . +I have but little gold of late , brave Timon , +The want whereof doth daily make revolt +In my penurious band : I have heard and griev'd +How cursed Athens , mindless of thy worth , +Forgetting thy great deeds , when neighbour states , +But for thy sword and fortune , trod upon them , + +I prithee , beat thy drum , and get thee gone . + +I am thy friend , and pity thee , dear Timon . + +How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble ? +I had rather be alone . + +Why , fare thee well : +Here is some gold for thee . + +Keep it , I cannot eat it . + +When I have laid proud Athens on a heap , + +Warr'st thou 'gainst Athens ? + +Ay , Timon , and have cause . + +The gods confound them all in thy conquest ; and +Thee after , when thou hast conquer'd ! + +Why me , Timon ? + +That , by killing of villains , thou wast born to conquer +My country . +Put up thy gold : go on ,here's gold ,go on ; +Be as a planetary plague , when Jove +Will o'er some high-vic'd city hang his poison +In the sick air : let not thy sword skip one . +Pity not honour'd age for his white beard ; +He is a usurer . Strike me the counterfeit matron ; +It is her habit only that is honest , +Herself's a bawd . Let not the virgin's cheek +Make soft thy trenchant sword ; for those milkpaps , +That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes , +Are not within the leaf of pity writ , +But set them down horrible traitors . Spare not the babe , +Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy ; +Think it a bastard , whom the oracle +Hath doubtfully pronounc'd thy throat shall cut , +And mince it sans remorse . Swear against objects ; +Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes , +Whose proof nor yells of mothers , maids , nor babes , +Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding , +Shall pierce a jot . There's gold to pay thy soldiers : +Make large confusion ; and , thy fury spent , +Confounded be thyself ! Speak not , be gone . + +Hast thou gold yet ? I'll take the gold thou giv'st me , +Not all thy counsel . + +Dost thou , or dost thou not , heaven's curse upon thee ! + +Give us some gold , good Timon : hast thou more ? + +Give us some gold , good Timon : hast thou more ? + +Enough to make a whore forswear her trade , +And to make whores a bawd . Hold up , you sluts , +Your aprons mountant : you are not oathable , +Although , I know , you'll swear , terribly swear +Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues +The immortal gods that hear you , spare your oaths , +I'll trust to your conditions : be whores still ; +And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you , +Be strong in whore , allure him , burn him up ; +Let your close fire predominate his smoke , +And be no turncoats : yet may your pains , six months , +Be quite contrary : and thatch your poor thin roofs +With burdens of the dead ; some that were hang'd , +No matter ; wear them , betray with them : whore still ; +Paint till a horse may mire upon your face : +A pox of wrinkles ! + +Well , more gold . What then ? + +Well , more gold . What then ? +Believe't , that we'll do anything for gold . + +Consumptions sow +In hollow bones of man ; strike their sharp shins , +And mar men's spurring . Crack the lawyer's voice , +That he may never more false title plead , +Nor sound his quillets shrilly : hoar the flamen , +That scolds against the quality of flesh , +And not believes himself : down with the nose , +Down with it flat ; take the bridge quite away +Of him that , his particular to foresee , +Smells from the general weal : make curl'd-pate ruffians bald , +And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war +Derive some pain from you : plague all , +That your activity may defeat and quell +The source of all erection . There's more gold ; +Do you damn others , and let this damn you , +And ditches grave you all ! + +More counsel with more money , bounteous Timon . + +More counsel with more money , bounteous Timon . + +More whore , more mischief first ; I have given you earnest . + +Strike up the drum towards Athens ! Farewell , Timon : +If I thrive well , I'll visit thee again . + +If I hope well , I'll never see thee more . + +I never did thee harm . + +Yes , thou spok'st well of me . + +Call'st thou that harm ? + +Men daily find it . Get thee away , and take +Thy beagles with thee . + +We but offend him . Strike ! + + +That nature , being sick of man's unkindness , +Should yet be hungry ! Common mother , thou , + +Whose womb unmeasurable , and infinite breast , +Teams , and feeds all ; whose self-same mettle , +Whereof thy proud child , arrogant man , is puff'd , +Engenders the black toad and adder blue , +The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm , +With all the abhorred births below crisp heaven +Whareon Hyperion's quickening fire doth shine ; +Yield him , who all thy human sons doth hate , +From forth thy plenteous bosom , one poor root ! +Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb , +Let it no more bring out ingrateful man ! +Go great with tigers , dragons , wolves , and bears ; +Teem with new monsters , whom thy upward face +Hath to the marbled mansion all above +Never presented ! O ! a root ; dear thanks : +Dry up thy marrows , vines and plough-torn leas ; +Whereof ingrateful man , with liquorish draughts +And morsels unctuous , greases his pure mind , +That from it all consideration slips ! + +More man ! Plague ! plague ! + +I was directed hither : men report +Thou dost affect my manners , and dost use them . + +'Tis , then , because thou dost not keep a dog +Whom I would imitate : consumption catch thee ! + +This is in thee a nature but infected ; +A poor unmanly melancholy sprung +From change of fortune . Why this spade ? this place ? +This slave-like habit ? and these looks of care ? +Thy flatterers yet wear silk , drink wine , lie soft , +Hug their diseas'd perfumes , and have forgot +That ever Timon was . Shame not these woods +By putting on the cunning of a carper . +Be thou a flatterer now , and seak to thrive +By that which has undone thee : hinge thy knee , +And let his very breath , whom thou'lt observe , +Blow off thy cap ; praise his most vicious strain , +And call it excellent . Thou wast told thus ; +Thou gav'st thine ears , like tapsters that bid welcome , +To knaves and all approachers : 'tis most just +That thou turn rascal ; hadst thou wealth again , +Rascals should have't . Do not assume my likeness . + +Were I like thee I'd throw away myself . + +Thou hast cast away thyself , being like thyself ; +A madman so long , now a fool . What ! think'st +That the bleak air , thy boisterous chamberlain , +Will put thy shirt on warm ? will these moss'd trees , +That have outliv'd the eagle , page thy heels +And skip when thou point'st out ? will the cold brook , +Candied with ice , caudle thy morning taste +To cure the o'er-night's surfeit ? Call the creatures +Whose naked natures live in all the spite +Of wreakful heaven , whose bare unhoused trunks +To the conflicting elements expos'd , +Answer mere nature ; bid them flatter thee ; +O ! thou shalt find + +A fool of thee . Depart . + +I love thee better now than e'er I did . + +I hate thee worse . + +Why ? + +Thou flatter'st misery . + +I flatter not , but say thou art a caitiff . + +Why dost thou seek me out ? + +To vex thee . + +Always a villain's office , or a fool's . +Dost please thyself in 't ? + +Ay . + +What ! a knave too ? + +If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on +To castigate thy pride , 'twere well ; but thou +Dost it enforcedly ; thou'dst courtier be again +Wert thou not beggar . Willing misery +Outlives incertain pomp , is crown'd before ; +The one is filling still , never complete ; +The other , at high wish : best state , contentless , +Hath a distracted and most wretched being , +Worse than the worst , content . +Thou shouldst desire to die , being miserable . + +Not by his breath that is more miserable . +Thou art a slave , whom Fortune's tender arm +With favour never clasp'd , but bred a dog . +Hadst thou , like us from our first swath , proceeded +The sweet degrees that this brief world affords +To such as may the passive drudges of it +Freely command , thou wouldst have plung'd thyself +In general riot ; melted down thy youth +In different beds of lust ; and never learn'd +The icy precepts of respect , but follow'd +The sugar'd game before thee . But myself , +Who had the world as my confectionary , +The mouths , the tongues , the eyes , and hearts of men +At duty , more than I could frame employment , +That numberless upon me stuck as leaves +Do on the oak , have with one winter's brush +Fell from their boughs and left me open , bare +For every storm that blows ; I , to bear this , +That never knew but better , is some burden : +Thy nature did commence in sufferance , time +Hath made thee hard in 't . Why shouldst thou hate men ? +They never flatter'd thee : what hast thou given ? +If thou wilt curse , thy father , that poor rag , +Must be thy subject , who in spite put stuff +To some she beggar and compounded thee +Poor rogue hereditary . Hence ! be gone ! +If thou hadst not been born the worst of men , +Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer . + +Art thou proud yet ? + +Ay , that I am not thee . + +I , that I was +No prodigal . + +I , that I am one now : +Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee , +I'd give thee leave to hang it . Get thee gone . +That the whole life of Athens were in this ! +Thus would I eat it . + + +Here ; I will mend thy feast . + +First mend my company , take away thyself . + +So I shall mend mine own , by the lack of thine . + +'Tis not well mended so , it is but botch'd ; +If not , I would it were . + +What wouldst thou have to Athens ? + +Thee thither in a whirlwind . If thou wilt , +Tell them there I have gold ; look , so I have . + +Here is no use for gold . + +The best and truest ; +For here it sleeps , and does no hired harm . + +Where liest o' nights , Timon ? + +Under that's above me . +Where feed'st thou o' days , Apemantus ? + +Where my stomach finds meat ; or , rather , where I eat it . + +Would poison were obedient and knew my mind ! + +Where wouldst thou send it ? + +To sauce thy dishes . + +The middle of humanity thou never knewest , but the extremity of both ends . When thou wast in thy gilt and thy perfume , they mocked thee for too much curiosity ; in thy rags thou knowest none , but art despised for the contrary . There's a medlar for thee ; eat it . + +On what I hate I feed not . + +Dost hate a medlar ? + +Ay , though it look like thee . + +An thou hadst hated meddlers sooner , thou shouldst have loved thyself better now . What man didst thou ever know unthrift that was beloved after his means ? + +Who , without those means thou talkest of , didst thou ever know beloved ? + +Myself . + +I understand thee ; thou hadst some means to keep a dog . + +What things in the world canst thou nearest compare to thy flatterers ? + +Women nearest ; but men , men are the things themselves . What wouldst thou do with the world , Apemantus , if it lay in thy power ? + +Give it the beasts , to be rid of the men . + +Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men , and remain a beast with the beasts ? + +Ay , Timon . + +A beastly ambition , which the gods grant thee to attain to . If thou wert the lion , the fox would beguile thee ; if thou wert the lamb , the fox would eat thee ; if thou wert the fox , the lion would suspect thee , when peradventure thou wert accused by the ass ; if thou wert the ass , thy dulness would torment thee , and still thou livedst but as a breakfast to the wolf ; if thou wert the wolf , thy greediness would afflict thee , and oft thou shouldst hazard thy life for thy dinner ; wert thou the unicorn , pride and wrath would confound thee and make thine own self the conquest of thy fury ; wert thou a bear , thou wouldst be killed by the horse ; wert thou a horse , thou wouldst be seized by the leopard ; wert thou a leopard , thou wert german to the lion , and the spots of thy kindred were jurors on thy life ; all thy safety were remotion , and thy defence absence . What beast couldst thou be , that were not subject to a beast ? and what a beast art thou already , that seest not thy loss in transformation ! + +If thou couldst please me with speaking to me , thou mightst have hit upon it here ; the commonwealth of Athens is become a forest of beasts . + +How has the ass broke the wall , that thou art out of the city ? + +Yonder comes a poet and a painter : the plague of company light upon thee ! I will fear to catch it , and give way . When I know not what else to do , I'll see thee again . + +When there is nothing living but thee , thou shalt be welcome . I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus . + +Thou art the cap of all the fools alive . + +Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon ! + +A plague on thee ! thou art too bad to curse ! + +All villains that do stand by thee are pure . + +There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st . + +If I name thee . +I'll beat thee , but I should infect my hands . + +I would my tongue could rot them off ! + +Away , thou issue of a mangy dog ! +Choler does kill me that thou art alive ; +I swound to see thee . + +Would thou wouldst burst ! + +Away , +Thou tedious rogue ! I am sorry I shall lose +A stone by thee . + + +Beast ! + +Slave ! + +Toad ! + +Rogue , rogue , rogue ! +I am sick of this false world , and will love nought +But even the mere necessities upon 't . +Then , Timon , presently prepare thy grave ; +Lie where the light foam of the sea may beat +Thy grave-stone daily : make thine epitaph , +That death in me at others' lives may laugh . + +O thou sweet king-killer , and dear divorce +'Twixt natural son and sire ! thou bright defiler +Of Hymen's purest bed ! thou valiant Mars ! +Thou ever young , fresh , lov'd , and delicate wooer , +Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow +That lies on Dian's lap ! thou visible god , +That solder'st close impossibilities , +And mak'st them kiss ! that speak'st with every tongue , +To every purpose ! O thou touch of hearts ! +Think , thy slave man rebels , and by thy virtue +Set them into confounding odds , that beasts +May have the world in empire . + +Would 'twere so : +But not till I am dead ; I'll say thou'st gold : +Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly . + +Throng'd to ? + +Ay . + +Thy back , I prithee . + +Live , and love thy misery ! + +Long live so , and so die ! + +I am quit . +More things like men ! Eat , Timon , and abhor them . + + +Where should he have this gold ? It is some poor fragment , some slender ort of his remainder . The mere want of gold , and the falling-from of his friends , drove him into this melancholy . + +It is noised he hath a mass of treasure . + +Let us make the assay upon him : if he care not for 't , he will supply us easily ; if he covetously reserve it , how shall's get it ? + +True ; for he bears it not about him , 'tis hid . + +Is not this he ? + +Where ? + +'Tis his description . + +He ; I know him . + +Save thee , Timon . + +Now , thieves ? + +Soldiers , not thieves . + +Both too ; and women's sons . + +We are not thieves , but men that much do want . + +Your greatest want is , you want much of meat . +Why should you want ? Behold , the earth hath roots ; +Within this mile break forth a hundred springs ; +The oaks bear mast , the briers scarlet hips ; +The bounteous housewife , nature , on each bush +Lays her full mess before you . Want ! why want ? + +We cannot live on grass , on berries , water , +As beasts , and birds , and fishes . + +Nor on the beasts themselves , the birds , and fishes ; +You must eat men . Yet thanks I must you con +That you are thieves profess'd , that you work not +In holier shapes ; for there is boundless theft +In limited professions . Rascal thieves , +Here's gold . Go , suck the subtle blood o' the grape , +Till the high fever seethe your blood to froth , +And so 'scape hanging : trust not the physician ; +His antidotes are poison , and he slays +More than you rob : take wealth and lives together ; +Do villany , do , since you protest to do't , +Like workmen . I'll example you with thievery : +The sun's a thief , and with his great attraction +Robs the vast sea ; the moon's an arrant thief , +And her pale fire she snatches from the sun ; +The sea's a thief , whose liquid surge resolves +The moon into salt tears ; the earth's a thief , +That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen +From general excrement , each thing's a thief ; +The laws , your curb and whip , in their rough power +Have uncheck'd theft . Love not yourselves ; away ! +Rob one another . There's more gold : cut throats ; +All that you meet are thieves . To Athens go , +Break open shops ; nothing can you steal +But thieves do lose it : steal no less for this +I give you ; and gold confound you howsoe'er ! +Amen . + +He has almost charmed me from my profession , by persuading me to it . + +'Tis in the malice of mankind that he thus advises us ; not to have us thrive in our mystery . + +I'll believe him as an enemy , and give over my trade . + +Let us first see peace in Athens ; there is no time so miserable but a man may be true . + +O you gods ! +Is yond despised and ruinous man my lord ? +Full of decay and failing ? O monument +And wonder of good deeds evilly bestow'd ! +What an alteration of honour +Has desperate want made ! +What viler thing upon the earth than friends +Who can bring noblest minds to basest ends ! +How rarely does it meet with this time's guise , +When man was wish'd to love his enemies ! +Grant I may ever love , and rather woo +Those that would mischief me than those that do ! +He hath caught me in his eye : I will present +My honest grief unto him ; and , as my lord , +Still serve him with my life . My dearest master ! + + +Away ! what art thou ? + +Have you forgot me , sir ? + +Why dost ask that ? I have forgot all men ; +Then , if thou grant'st thou'rt a man , I have forgot thee . + +An honest poor servant of yours . + +Then I know thee not : +I never had an honest man about me ; ay all +I kept were knaves , to serve in meat to villains . + +The gods are witness , +Ne'er did poor steward wear a truer grief +For his undone lord than mine eyes for you . + +What ! dost thou weep ? Come nearer . Then I love thee , +Because thou art a woman , and disclaim'st +Flinty mankind ; whose eyes do never give , +But thorough lust and laughter . Pity's sleeping : +Strange times , that weep with laughing , not with weeping ! + +I beg of you to know me , good my lord , +To accept my grief and whilst this poor wealth lasts +To entertain me as your steward still . + +Had I a steward +So true , so just , and now so comfortable ? +It almost turns my dangerous nature mild . +Let me behold thy face . Surely , this man +Was born of woman . +Forgive my general and exceptless rashness , +You perpetual sober gods ! I do proclaim +One honest man , mistake me not , but one ; +No more , I pray , and he's a steward . +How fain would I have hated all mankind ! +And thou redeem'st thyself : but all , save thee , +I fell with curses . +Methinks thou art more honest now than wise ; +For , by oppressing and betraying me , +Thou mightst have sooner got another service : +For many so arrive at second masters +Upon their first lord's neck . But tell me true , +For I must ever doubt , though ne'er so sure , +Is not thy kindness subtle , covetous , +If not a usuring kindness and as rich men deal gifts , +Expecting in return twenty for one ? + +No , my most worthy master ; in whose breast +Doubt and suspect , alas ! are plac'd too late . +You should have fear'd false times when you did feast ; +Suspect still comes when an estate is least . +That which I show , heaven knows , is merely love , +Duty and zeal to your unmatched mind , +Care of your food and living ; and , believe it , +My most honour'd lord , +For any benefit that points to me , +Either in hope , or present , I'd exchange +For this one wish , that you had power and wealth +To requite me by making rich yourself . + +Look thee , 'tis so . Thou singly honest man , +Here , take : the gods out of my misery , +Have sent thee treasure . Go , live rich and happy ; +But thus condition'd : thou shalt build from men ; +Hate all , curse all , show charity to none , +But let the famish'd flesh slide from the bone , +Ere thou relieve the beggar ; give to dogs +What thou deny'st to men ; let prisons swallow 'em , +Debts wither 'em to nothing ; be men like blasted woods , +And may diseases lick up their false bloods ! +And so , farewell and thrive . + +O ! let me stay +And comfort you , my master . + +If thou hatest +Curses , stay not ; fly , whilst thou'rt bless'd and free : +Ne'er see thou man , and let me ne'er see thee . + +As I took note of the place , it cannot be far where he abides . + +What's to be thought of him ? Does the rumour hold for true that he is so full of gold ? + +Certain : Alcibiades reports it ; Phrynia and Timandra had gold of him : he likewise enriched poor straggling soldiers with great quantity . 'Tis said he gave unto his steward a mighty sum . + +Then this breaking of his has been but a try for his friends . + +Nothing else ; you shall see him a palm in Athens again , and flourish with the highest . Therefore 'tis not amiss we tender our loves to him , in this supposed distress of his : it will show honestly in us , and is very likely to load our purposes with what they travel for , if it be a just and true report that goes of his having . + +What have you now to present unto him ? + +Nothing at this time but my visitation ; only , I will promise him an excellent piece . + +I must serve him so too ; tell him of an intent that's coming towards him . + +Good as the best . Promising is the very air o' the time ; it opens the eyes of expectation ; performance is ever the duller for his act ; and , but in the plainer and simpler kind of people , the deed of saying is quite out of use . To promise is most courtly and fashionable ; performance is a kind of will or testament which argues a great sickness in his judgment that makes it . + + +Excellent workman ! Thou canst not paint a man so bad as is thyself . + +I am thinking what I shall say I have provided for him : it must be a personating of himself ; a satire against the softness of prosperity , with a discovery of the infinite flatteries that follow youth and opulency . + +Must thou needs stand for a villain in thine own work ? Wilt thou whip thine own faults in other men ? Do so , I have gold for thee . + +Nay , let's seek him : +Then do we sin against our own estate , +When we may profit meet , and come too late . + +True ; +When the day serves , before black-corner'd night , +Find what thou want'st by free and offer'd light . +Come . + +I'll meet you at the turn . What a god's gold , +That he is worshipp'd in a baser temple +Than where swine feed ! +'Tis thou that rigg'st the bark and plough'st the foam , +Settlest admired reverence in a slave : +To thee be worship ; and thy saints for aye +Be crown'd with plagues that thee alone obey . +Fit I meet them . + + +Hail , worthy Timon ! + +Our late noble master ! + +Have I once liv'd to see two honest men ? + +Sir , +Having often of your open bounty tasted , +Hearing you were retir'd , your friends fall'n off , +Whose thankless natures O abhorred spirits ! +Not all the whips of heaven are large enough +What ! to you , +Whose star-like nobleness gave life and influence +To their whole being ! I am rapt , and cannot cover +The monstrous bulk of this ingratitude +With any size of words . + +Let it go naked , men may see 't the better : +You , that are honest , by being what you are , +Make them best seen and known . + +He and myself +Have travell'd in the great shower of your gifts , +And sweetly felt it . + +Ay , you are honest men . + +We are hither come to offer you our service . + +Most honest men ! Why , how shall I requite you ? +Can you eat roots and drink cold water ? no . + +What we can do , we'll do , to do you service . + +Ye're honest men . Ye've heard that I have gold ; +I am sure you have : speak truth ; ye're honest men . + +So it is said , my noble lord ; but therefore +Came not my friend nor I . + +Good honest men ! Thou draw'st a counterfeit +Best in all Athens : thou'rt , indeed , the best ; +Thou counterfeit'st most lively . + +So , so , my lord . + +E'en so , sir , as I say . And , for thy fiction , +Why , thy verse swells with stuff so fine and smooth +That thou art even natural in thine art . +But for all this , my honest-natur'd friends , +I must needs say you have a little fault : +Marry , 'tis not monstrous in you , neither wish I +You take much pains to mend . + +Beseech your honour +To make it known to us . + +You'll take it ill . + +Most thankfully , my lord . + +Will you indeed ? + +Doubt it not , worthy lord . + +There's never a one of you but trusts a knave , +That mightily deceives you . + +Do we , my lord ? + +Ay , and you hear him cog , see him dissemble , +Know his gross patchery , love him , feed him , +Keep in your bosom ; yet remain assur'd +That he's a made-up villain . + +I know none such , my lord . + +Nor I . + +Look you , I love you well ; I'll give you gold , +Rid me these villains from your companies : +Hang them or stab them , drown them in a draught , +Confound them by some course , and come to me , +I'll give you gold enough . + +Name them , my lord ; let's know them . + +You that way and you this , but two in company ; +Each man apart , all single and alone , +Yet an arch villain keeps him company . +If , where thou art two villains shall not be , +Come not near him . + +If thou would not reside +But where one villain is , then him abandon . +Hence ! pack ! there's gold ; ye came for gold , ye slaves : +You have done work for me , there's payment : hence ! +You are an alchemist , make gold of that . +Out , rascal dogs ! + +It is in vain that you would speak with Timon ; +For he is set so only to himself +That nothing but himself , which looks like man , +Is friendly with him . + +Bring us to his cave : +It is our part and promise to the Athenians +To speak with Timon . + +At all times alike +Men are not still the same : 'twas time and griefs +That fram'd him thus : time , with his fairer hand , +Offering the fortunes of his former days , +The former man may make him . Bring us to him , +And chance it as it may . + +Here is his cave . +Peace and content be here ! Lord Timon ! Timon ! +Look out , and speak to friends . The Athenians , +By two of their most reverend senate , greet thee : +Speak to them , noble Timon . + + +Thousun , that comfort'st , burn ! Speak , and be hang'd : +For each true word , a blister ! and each false +Be as a cauterizing to the root o'the tongue , +Consuming it with speaking ! + +Worthy Timon , + +Of none but such as you , and you of Timon . + +The senators of Athens greet thee , Timon . + +I thank them ; and would send them back the plague , +Could I but catch it for them . + +O ! forget +What we are sorry for ourselves in thee . +The senators with one consent of love +Entreat thee back to Athens ; who have thought +On special dignities , which vacant lie +For thy best use and wearing . + +They confess +Toward thee forgetfulness to general , gross ; +Which now the public body , which doth seldom +Play the recanter , feeling in itself +A lack of Timon's aid , hath sense withal +Of its own fail , restraining aid to Timon ; +And send forth us , to make their sorrow'd render , +Together with a recompense more fruitful +Than their offence can weigh down by the dram ; +Ay , even such heaps and sums of love and wealth +As shall to thee block out what wrongs were theirs , +And write in thee the figures of their love , +Ever to read them thine . + +You witch me in it ; +Surprise me to the very brink of tears : +Lend me a fool's heart and a woman's eyes , +And I'll beweep these comforts , worthy senators . + +Therefore so please thee to return with us , +And of our Athens thine and ours to take +The captainship , thou shalt be met with thanks , +Allow'd with absolute power , and thy good name +Live with authority : so soon we shall drive back +Of Alcibiades the approaches wild ; +Who , like a boar too savage , doth root up +His country's peace . + +And shakes his threat'ning sword +Against the walls of Athens . + +Therefore , Timon , + +Well , sir , I will ; therefore , I will , sir ; thus : +If Alcibiades kill my countrymen , +Let Alcibiades know this of Timon , +That Timon cares not . But if he sack fair Athens , +And take our goodly aged men by the beards , +Giving our holy virgins to the stain +Of contumelious , beastly , mad-brain'd war ; +Then let him know , and tell him Timon speaks it , +In pity of our aged and our youth +I cannot choose but tell him , that I care not , +And let him take't at worst ; for their knives care not +While you have throats to answer : for myself , +There's not a whittle in the unruly camp +But I do prize it at my love before +The reverend'st throat in Athens . So I leave you +To the protection of the prosperous gods , +As thieves to keepers . + +Stay not ; all's in vain . + +Why , I was writing of my epitaph ; +It will be seen to-morrow . My long sickness +Of health and living now begins to mend , +And nothing brings me all things . Go ; live still : +Be Alcibiades your plague , you his , +And last so long enough ! + +We speak in vain . + +But yet I love my country , and am not +One that rejoices in the common wrack , +As common bruit doth put it . + +That's well spoke . + +Commend me to my loving countrymen , + +These words become your lips as they pass through them . + +And enter in our ears like great triumphers +In their applauding gates . + +Commend me to them ; +And tell them , that , to ease them of their griefs , +Their fears of hostile strokes , their aches , losses , +Their pangs of love , with other incident throes +That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain +In life's uncertain voyage , I will some kindness do them : +I'll teach them to prevent wild Alcibiades' wrath . + +I like this well ; he will return again . + +I have a tree which grows here in my close , +That mine own use invites me to cut down , +And shortly must I fell it ; tell my friends , +Tell Athens , in the sequence of degree , +From high to low throughout , that whoso please +To stop affliction , let him take his haste , +Come hither , ere my tree hath felt the axe , +And hang himself . I pray you , do my greeting . + +Trouble him no further ; thus you still shall find him . + +Come not to me again ; but say to Athans , +Timon hath made his everlasting mansion +Upon the beached verge of the salt flood ; +Who once a day with his embossed froth +The turbulent surge shall cover : thither come , +And let my grave-stone be your oracle . +Lips , let sour words go by and language end : +What is amiss plague and infection mend ! +Graves only be men's works and death their gain ! +Sun , hide thy beams ! Timon hath done his reign . + + +His discontents are unremovably Coupled to nature . + +Our hope in him is dead : let us return , +And strain what other means is left unto us +In our dear peril . + +It requires swift foot . + + +Thou hast painfully discover'd : are his files +As full as thy report ? + +I have spoke the least ; +Besides , his expedition promises +Present approach . + +We stand much hazard if they bring not Timon . + +I met a courier , one mine ancient friend , +Whom , though in general part we were oppos'd , +Yet our old love made a particular force , +And made us speak like friends : this man was riding +From Alcibiades to Timon's cave , +With letters of entreaty , which imported +His fellowship i' the cause against your city , +In part for his sake mov'd . + +Here come our brothers . + + +No talk of Timon , nothing of him expect . +The enemies' drum is heard , and fearful scouring +Doth choke the air with dust . In , and prepare : +Ours is the fall , I fear ; our foes the snare . + + +By all description this should be the place . +Who's here ? speak , ho ! No answer ! What is this ? +Timon is dead , who hath outstretch'd his span : +Some beast rear'd this ; here does not live a man . +Dead , sure ; and this his grave . What's on this tomb +I cannot read ; the character I'll take with wax : +Our captain hath in every figure skill ; +An ag'd interpreter , though young in days . +Before proud Athens he's set down by this , +Whose fall the mark of his ambition is . + + +Sound to this coward and lascivious town +Our terrible approach . + +Till now you have gone on , and fill'd the time +With all licentious measure , making your wills +The scope of justice ; till now myself and such +As slept within the shadow of your power +Have wander'd with our travers'd arms , and breath'd +Our sufferance vainly . Now the time is flush , +When crouching marrow , in the bearer strong , +Cries of itself , 'No more :' now breathless wrong +Shall sit and pant in your great chairs of ease , +And pursy insolence shall break his wind + +With fear and horrid flight . + +Noble and young , +When thy first griefs were but a mere conceit , +Ere thou hadst power or we had cause of fear , +We sent to thee , to give thy rages balm , +To wipe out our ingratitude with loves +Above their quantity . + +So did we woo +Transformed Timon to our city's love +By humble message and by promis'd means : +We were not all unkind , nor all deserve +The common stroke of war . + +These walls of ours +Were not erected by their hands from whom +You have receiv'd your grief ; nor are they such +That these great towers , trophies , and schools should fall +For private faults in them . + +Nor are they living +Who were the motives that you first went out ; +Shame that they wanted cunning in excess +Hath broke their hearts . March , noble lord , +Into our city with thy banners spread : +By decimation , and a tithed death , +If thy revenges hunger for that food +Which nature loathes ,take thou the destin'd tenth , +And by the hazard of the spotted die +Let die the spotted . + +All have not offended ; +For those that were , it is not square to take +On those that are , revenges : crimes , like lands , +Are not inherited . Then , dear countryman , +Bring in thy ranks , but leave without thy rage : +Spare thyAthenian cradle , and those kin +Which in the bluster of thy wrath must fall +With those that have offended : like a shepherd , +Approach the fold and cull th' infected forth , +But kill not all together . + +What thou wilt , +Thou rather shalt enforce it with thy smile +Thank hew to't with thy sword . + +Set but thy foot +Against our rampir'd gates , and they shall ope , +So thou wilt send thy gentle heart before , +To say thou'lt enter friendly . + +Throw thy glove , +Or any token of thine honour else , +That thou wilt use the wars as thy redress +And not as our confusion , all thy powers +Shall make their harbour in our town , till we +Have seal'd thy full desire . + +Then there's my glove ; +Descend , and open your uncharged ports : +Those enemies of Timon's and mine own +Whom you yourselves shall set out for reproof , +Fall , and no more ; and , to atone your fears +With my more noble meaning , not a man +Shall pass his quarter , or offend the stream +Of regular justice in your city's bounds , +But shall be render'd to your public laws +At heaviest answer . + +'Tis most nobly spoken . + +Descend , and keep your words . + +My noble general , Timon is dead ; +Entomb'd upon the very hem o' the sea : +And on his grave-stone this insculpture , which +With wax I brought away , whose soft impression +Interprets for my poor ignorance . + +Here lies a wretched corse , of wretched soul bereft : +Seek not my name : a plague consume you wicked caitiffs left ! +Here lie I , Timon ; who , alive , all living men did hate : +Pass by , and curse thy fill ; but pass and stay not here thy gait . +These well express in thee thy latter spirits : +Though thou abhorr'dst in us our human griefs , +Scorn'dst our brain's flow and those our droplets which +From niggard nature fall , yet rich conceit +Taught thee to make vast Neptune weep for aye +On thy low grave , on faults forgiven . Dead +Is noble Timon ; of whose memory +Hereafter more . Bring me into your city , +And I will use the olive with my sword ; +Make war breed peace ; make peace stint war ; make each +Prescribe to other as each other's leech . +Let our drums strike . + +TITUS ANDRONICUS + + +Noble patricians , patrons of my right , +Defend the justice of my cause with arms ; +And , countrymen , my loving followers , +Plead my successive title with your swords : +I am his first-born son that was the last +That wore the imperial diadem of Rome ; +Then let my father's honours live in me , +Nor wrong mine age with this indignity . + +Romans , friends , followers , favourers of my right , +If ever Bassianus , C sar's son , +Were gracious in the eyes of royal Rome , +Keep then this passage to the Capitol , +And suffer not dishonour to approach +The imperial seat , to virtue consecrate , +To justice , continence , and nobility ; +But let desert in pure election shine , +And , Romans , fight for freedom in your choice . + + +Princes , that strive by factions and by friends +Ambitiously for rule and empery , +Know that the people of Rome , for whom we stand +A special party , have , by common voice , +In election for the Roman empery , +Chosen Andronicus , surnamed Pius , +For many good and great deserts to Rome : +A nobler man , a braver warrior , +Lives not this day within the city walls : +He by the senate is accited home +From weary wars against the barbarous Goths ; +That , with his sons , a terror to our foes , +Hath yok'd a nation , strong , train'd up in arms . +Ten years are spent since first he undertook +This cause of Rome , and chastised with arms +Our enemies' pride : five times he hath return'd +Bleeding to Rome , bearing his valiant sons +In coffins from the field ; +And now at last , laden with honour's spoils , +Returns the good Andronicus to Rome , +Renowned Titus , flourishing in arms . +Let us entreat , by honour of his name , +Whom worthily you would have now succeed , +And in the Capitol and senate's right , +Whom you pretend to honour and adore , +That you withdraw you and abate your strength ; +Dismiss your followers , and , as suitors should , +Plead your deserts in peace and humbleness . + +How fair the tribune speaks to calm my thoughts ! + +Marcus Andronicus , so I do affy +In thy uprightness and integrity , +And so I love and honour thee and thine , +Thy noble brother Titus and his sons , +And her to whom my thoughts are humbled all , +Gracious Lavinia , Rome's rich ornament , +That I will here dismiss my loving friends , +And to my fortunes and the people's favour +Commit my cause in balance to be weigh'd . + + +Friends , that have been thus forward in my right , +I thank you all and here dismiss you all ; +And to the love and favour of my country +Commit myself , my person , and the cause . + +Rome , be as just and gracious unto me +As I am confident and kind to thee . +Open the gates , and let me in . + +Tribunes , and me , a poor competitor . + +Romans , make way ! the good Andronicus , +Patron of virtue , Rome's best champion , +Successful in the battles that he fights , +With honour and with fortune is return'd +From where he circumscribed with his sword , +And brought to yoke , the enemies of Rome . + +Hail , Rome , victorious in thy mourning weeds ! +Lo ! as the bark , that hath discharg'd her fraught , +Returns with precious lading to the bay +From whence at first she weigh'd her anchorage , +Cometh Andronicus , bound with laurel boughs , +To re-salute his country with his tears , +Tears of true joy for his return to Rome . +Thou great defender of this Capitol , +Stand gracious to the rites that we intend ! +Romans , of five-and-twenty valiant sons , +Half of the number that King Priam had , +Behold the poor remains , alive , and dead ! +These that survive let Rome reward with love ; +These that I bring unto their latest home . +With burial among their ancestors : +Here Goths have given me leave to sheathe my sword . +Titus , unkind and careless of thine own , +Why suffer'st thou thy sons , unburied yet +To hover on the dreadful shore of Styx ? +Make way to lay them by their brethren . + +There greet in silence , as the dead are wont , +And sleep in peace , slain in your country's wars ! +O sacred receptacle of my joys , +Sweet cell of virtue and nobility , +How many sons of mine hast thou in store , +That thou wilt never render to me more ! + +Give us the proudest prisoner of the Goths , +That we may hew his limbs , and on a pile +Ad manes fratrum sacrifice his flesh , +Before this earthy prison of their bones ; +That so the shadows be not unappeas'd , +Nor we disturb'd with prodigies on earth . + +I give him you , the noblest that survives +The eldest son of this distressed queen . + +Stay , Roman brethren ! Gracious conqueror , +Victorious Titus , rue the tears I shed , +A mother's tears in passion for her son : +And if thy sons were ever dear to thee , +O ! think my son to be as dear to me . +Sufficeth not that we are brought to Rome , +To beautify thy triumphs and return , +Captive to thee and to thy Roman yoke ; +But must my sons be slaughter'd in the streets +For valiant doings in their country's cause ? +O ! if to fight for king and commonweal +Were piety in thine , it is in these . +Andronicus , stain not thy tomb with blood : +Wilt thou draw near the nature of the gods ? +Draw near them then in being merciful ; +Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge : +Thrice-noble Titus , spare my first-born son . + +Patient yourself , madam , and pardon me . +These are their brethren , whom your Goths beheld +Alive and dead , and for their brethren slain +Religiously they ask a sacrifice : +To this your son is mark'd , and die he must , +To appease their groaning shadows that are gone . + +Away with him ! and make a fire straight ; +And with our swords , upon a pile of wood , +Let's hew his limbs till they be clean consum'd . + + +O cruel , irreligious piety ! + +Was ever Scythia half so barbarous ? + +Oppose not Scythia to ambitious Rome . +Alarbus goes to rest , and we survive +To tremble under Titus' threatening look . +Then , madam , stand resolv'd ; but hope withal +The self-same gods , that arm'd the Queen of Troy +With opportunity of sharp revenge +Upon the Thracian tyrant in his tent , +May favour Tamora , the Queen of Goths +When Goths were Goths , and Tamora was queen +To quit the bloody wrongs upon her foes . + + +See , lord and father , how we have perform'd +Our Roman rites . Alarbus' limbs are lopp'd , +And entrails feed the sacrificing fire , +Whose smoke , like incense , doth perfume the sky . +Remaineth nought but to inter our brethren , +And with loud 'larums welcome them to Rome . + +Let it be so ; and let Andronicus +Make this his latest farewell to their souls . + +In peace and honour rest you here , my sons ; +Rome's readiest champions , repose you here in rest , +Secure from worldly chances and mishaps ! +Here lurks no treason , here no envy swells , +Here grow no damned drugs , here are no storms , +No noise , but silence and eternal sleep : +In peace and honour rest you here , my sons ! + + +In peace and honour live Lord Titus long ; +My noble lord and father , live in fame ! +Lo ! at this tomb my tributary tears +I render for my brethren's obsequies ; +And at thy feet I kneel , with tears of joy +Shed on the earth for thy return to Rome . +O ! bless me here with thy victorious hand , +Whose fortunes Rome's best citizens applaud . + +Kind Rome , that hast thus lovingly reserv'd +The cordial of mine age to glad my heart ! +Lavinia , live ; outlive thy father's days , +And fame's eternal date , for virtue's praise ! + + +Long live Lord Titus , my beloved brother , +Gracious triumpher in the eyes of Rome ! + +Thanks , gentle Tribune , noble brother Marcus . + +And welcome , nephews , from successful wars , +You that survive , and you that sleep in fame ! +Fair lords , your fortunes are alike in all , +That in your country's service drew your swords ; +But safer triumph is this funeral pomp , +That hath aspir'd to Solon's happiness , +And triumphs over chance in honour's bed . +Titus Andronicus , the people of Rome , +Whose friend in justice thou hast ever been , +Send thee by me , their tribune and their trust , +This palliament of white and spotless hue ; +And name thee in election for the empire , +With these our late-deceased emperor's sons : +Be candidatus then , and put it on , +And help to set a head on headless Rome . + +A better head her glorious body fits +Than his that shakes for age and feebleness . +What should I don this robe , and trouble you ? +Be chosen with proclamations to-day , +To-morrow yield up rule , resign my life , +And set abroad new business for you all ? +Rome , I have been thy soldier forty years , +And led my country's strength successfully , +And buried one-and-twenty valiant sons , +Knighted in field , slain manfully in arms , +In right and service of their noble country . +Give me a staff of honour for mine age , +But not a sceptre to control the world : +Upright he held it , lords , that held it last . + +Titus , thou shalt obtain and ask the empery . + +Proud and ambitious tribune , canst thou tell ? + +Patience , Prince Saturninus . + +Romans , do me right : +Patricians , draw your swords , and sheathe them not +Till Saturninus be Rome's emperor . +Andronicus , would thou wert shipp'd to hell , +Rather than rob me of the people's hearts ! + +Proud Saturnine , interrupter of the good +That noble-minded Titus means to thee ! + +Content thee , prince ; I will restore to thee +The people's hearts , and wean them from themselves . + +Andronicus , I do not flatter thee , +But honour thee , and will do till I die : +My faction if thou strengthen with thy friends , +I will most thankful be ; and thanks to men +Of noble minds is honourable meed . + +People of Rome , and people's tribunes here , +I ask your voices and your suffrages : +Will you bestow them friendly on Andronicus ? + +To gratify the good Andronicus , +And gratulate his safe return to Rome , +The people will accept whom he admits . + +Tribunes , I thank you ; and this suit I make , +That you create your emperor's eldest son , +Lord Saturnine ; whose virtues will , I hope , +Reflect on Rome as Titan's rays on earth , +And ripen justice in this commonweal : +Then , if you will elect by my advice , +Crown him , and say , 'Long live our emperor !' + +With voices and applause of every sort , +Patricians and plebeians , we create +Lord Saturninus Rome's great emperor , +And say , 'Long live our Emperor Saturnine !' + + +Titus Andronicus , for thy favours done +To us in our election this day , +I give thee thanks in part of thy deserts , +And will with deeds requite thy gentleness : +And , for an onset , Titus , to advance +Thy name and honourable family , +Lavinia will I make my empress , +Rome's royal mistress , mistress of my heart , +And in the sacred Pantheon her espouse . +Tell me , Andronicus , doth this motion please thee ? + +It doth , my worthy lord ; and in this match +I hold me highly honour'd of your Grace : +And here in sight of Rome to Saturnine , +King and commander of our commonweal , +The wide world's emperor , do I consecrate +My sword , my chariot , and my prisoners ; +Presents well worthy Rome's imperious lord : +Receive them then , the tribute that I owe , +Mine honour's ensigns humbled at thy feet . + +Thanks , noble Titus , father of my life ! +How proud I am of thee and of thy gifts +Rome shall record , and , when I do forget +The least of these unspeakable deserts , +Romans , forget your fealty to me . + +Now , madam , are you prisoner to an emperor ; +To him that , for your honour and your state , +Will use you nobly and your followers . + +A goodly lady , trust me ; of the hue +That I would choose , were I to choose anew . +Clear up , fair queen , that cloudy countenance : +Though chance of war hath wrought this change of cheer , +Thou com'st not to be made a scorn in Rome : +Princely shall be thy usage every way . +Rest on my word , and let not discontent +Daunt all your hopes : madam , he comforts you +Can make you greater than the Queen of Goths . +Lavinia , you are not displeas'd with this ? + +Not I , my lord ; sith true nobility +Warrants these words in princely courtesy . + +Thanks , sweet Lavinia . Romans , let us go ; +Ransomless here we set our prisoners free : +Proclaim our honours , lords , with trump and drum . + + +Lord Titus , by your leave , this maid is mine . + + +How , sir ! Are you in earnest then , my lord ? + +Ay , noble Titus ; and resolv'd withal +To do myself this reason and this right . + +Suum cuique is our Roman justice : +This prince in justice seizeth but his own . + +And that he will , and shall , if Lucius live . + +Traitors , avaunt ! Where is the emperor's guard ? +Treason , my lord ! Lavinia is surpris'd . + +Surpris'd ! By whom ? + +By him that justly may +Bear his betroth'd from all the world away . + + +Brothers , help to convey her hence away , +And with my sword I'll keep this door safe . + + +Follow , my lord , and I'll soon bring her back . + +My lord , you pass not here . + +What ! villain boy ; +Barr'st me my way in Rome ? + + +Help , Lucius , help ! + +My lord , you are unjust ; and , more than so , +In wrongful quarrel you have slain your son . + +Nor thou , nor he , are any sons of mine ; +My sons would never so dishonour me . +Traitor , restore Lavinia to the emperor . + +Dead , if you will ; but not to be his wife +That is another's lawful promis'd love . + + +No , Titus , no ; the emperor needs her not , +Nor her , nor thee , nor any of thy stock : +I'll trust , by leisure , him that mocks me once ; +Thee never , nor thy traitorous haughty sons , +Confederates all thus to dishonour me . +Was none in Rome to make a stale +But Saturnine ? Full well , Andronicus , +Agreed these deeds with that proud brag of thine , +That saidst I begg'd the empire at thy hands . + +O monstrous ! what reproachful words are these ! + +But go thy ways ; go , give that changing piece +To him that flourish'd for her with his sword . +A valiant son-in-law thou shalt enjoy ; +One fit to bandy with thy lawless sons , +To ruffle in the commonwealth of Rome . + +These words are razors to my wounded heart . + +And therefore , lovely Tamora , Queen of Goths , +That like the stately Ph be 'mongst her nymphs , +Dost overshine the gallant'st dames of Rome , +If thou be pleas'd with this my sudden choice , +Behold , I choose thee , Tamora , for my bride , +And will create thee Empress of Rome . +Speak , Queen of Goths , dost thou applaud my choice ? +And here I swear by all the Roman gods , +Sith priest and holy water are so near , +And tapers burn so bright , and every thing +In readiness for Hymen us stand , +I will not re-salute the streets of Rome , +Or climb my palace , till from forth this place +I lead espous'd my bride along with me . + +And here , in sight of heaven , to Rome I swear , +If Saturnine advance the Queen of Goths , +She will a handmaid be to his desires , +A loving nurse , a mother to his youth . + +Ascend , fair queen , Pantheon . Lords , accompany +Your noble emperor , and his lovely bride , +Sent by the heavens for Prince Saturnine , +Whose wisdom hath her fortune conquered : +There shall we consummate our spousal rights . + + +I am not bid to wait upon this bride . +Titus , when wert thou wont to walk alone , +Dishonour'd thus , and challenged of wrongs ? + + +O ! Titus , see , O ! see what thou hast done ; +In a bad quarrel slain a virtuous son . + +No , foolish tribune , no ; no son of mine , +Nor thou , nor these , confederates in the deed +That hath dishonour'd all our family : +Unworthy brother , and unworthy sons ! + +But let us give him burial , as becomes ; +Give Mutius burial with our brethren . + +Traitors , away ! he rests not in this tomb . +This monument five hundred years hath stood , +Which I have sumptuously re-edified : +Here none but soldiers and Rome's servitors +Repose in fame ; none basely slain in brawls . +Bury him where you can ; he comes not here . + +My lord , this is impiety in you . +My nephew Mutius' deeds do plead for him ; +He must be buried with his brethren . + +And shall , or him we will accompany . + +And shall , or him we will accompany . + +And shall ! What villain was it spake that word ? + +He that would vouch it in any place but here . + +What ! would you bury him in my despite ? + +No , noble Titus ; but entreat of thee +To pardon Mutius , and to bury him . + +Marcus , even thou hast struck upon my crest , +And , with these boys , mine honour thou hast wounded : +My foes I do repute you every one ; +So , trouble me no more , but get you gone . + +He is not with himself ; let us withdraw . + +Not I , till Mutius' bones be buried . + + +Brother , for in that name doth nature plead , + +Father , and in that name doth nature speak , + +Speak thou no more , if all the rest will speed . + +Renowned Titus , more than half my soul , + +Dear father , soul and substance of us all , + +Suffer thy brother Marcus to inter +His noble nephew here in virtue's nest , +That died in honour and Lavinia's cause . +Thou art a Roman ; be not barbarous : +The Greeks upon advice did bury Ajax +That slew himself ; and wise Laertes' son +Did graciously plead for his funerals . +Let not young Mutius then , that was thy joy , +Be barr'd his entrance here . + +Rise , Marcus , rise . +The dismall'st day is this that e'er I saw , +To be dishonour'd by my sons in Rome ! +Well , bury him , and bury me the next . + + +There lie thy bones , sweet Mutius , with thy friends , +Till we with trophies do adorn thy tomb . + +No man shed tears for noble Mutius ; +He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause . + +My lord ,to step out of these dreary dumps , +How comes it that the subtle Queen of Goths +Is of a sudden thus advanc'd in Rome ? + +I know not , Marcus ; but I know it is , +Whether by device or no , the heavens can tell . +Is she not , then , beholding to the man +That brought her for this high good turn so far ? + +Yes , and will nobly him remunerate . + +So , Bassianus , you have play'd your prize : +God give you joy , sir , of your gallant bride . + +And you of yours , my lord ! I say no more , +Nor wish no less ; and so I take my leave . + +Traitor , if Rome have law or we have power , +Thou and thy faction shall repent this rape . + +Rape call you it , my lord , to seize my own , +My true-betrothed love and now my wife ? +But let the laws of Rome determine all ; +Meanwhile , I am possess'd of that is mine . + +'Tis good , sir : you are very short with us ; +But , if we live , we'll be as sharp with you . + +My lord , what I have done , as best I may , +Answer I must and shall do with my life . +Only thus much I give your Grace to know : +By all the duties that I owe to Rome , +This noble gentleman , Lord Titus here , +Is in opinion and in honour wrong'd ; +That , in the rescue of Lavinia , +With his own hand did slay his youngest son , +In zeal to you and highly mov'd to wrath +To be controll'd in that he frankly gave : +Receive him then to favour , Saturnine , +That hath express'd himself in all his deeds +A father and a friend to thee and Rome . + +Prince Bassianus , leave to plead my deeds : +'Tis thou and those that have dishonour'd me . +Rome and the righteous heavens be my judge , +How I have lov'd and honour'd Saturnine ! + +My worthy lord , if ever Tamora +Were gracious in those princely eyes of thine , +Then hear me speak indifferently for all ; +And at my suit , sweet , pardon what is past . + +What , madam ! be dishonour'd openly , +And basely put it up without revenge ? + +Not so , my lord ; the gods of Rome forfend +I should be author to dishonour you ! +But on mine honour dare I undertake +For good Lord Titus' innocence in all , +Whose fury not dissembled speaks his griefs . +Then , at my suit , look graciously on him ; +Lose not so noble a friend on vain suppose , +Nor with sour looks afflict his gentle heart . + + +My lord , be rul'd by me , be won at last ; +Dissemble all your griefs and discontents : +You are but newly planted in your throne ; +Lest then , the people , and patricians too , +Upon a just survey , take Titus' part , +And so supplant you for ingratitude , +Which Rome reputes to be a heinous sin , +Yield at entreats , and then let me alone . +I'll find a day to massacre them all , +And raze their faction and their family , +The cruel father , and his traitorous sons , +To whom I sued for my dear son's life ; +And make them know what 'tis to let a queen +Kneel in the streets and beg for grace in vain . + + +Come , come , sweet emperor ; come , Andronicus ; +Take up this good old man , and cheer the heart +That dies in tempest of thy angry frown : + +Rise , Titus , rise ; my empress hath prevail'd . + +I thank your majesty , and her , my lord . +These words , these looks , infuse new life in me . + +Titus , I am incorporate in Rome , +A Roman now adopted happily , +And must advise the emperor for his good . +This day all quarrels die , Andronicus ; +And let it be mine honour , good my lord , +That I have reconcil'd your friends and you . +For you , Prince Bassianus , I have pass'd +My word and promise to the emperor , +That you will be more mild and tractable . +And fear not , lords , and you , Lavinia , +By my advice , all humbled on your knees , +You shall ask pardon of his majesty . + +We do ; and vow to heaven and to his highness , +That what we did was mildly , as we might , +Tendering our sister's honour and our own . + +That on mine honour here I do protest . + +Away , and talk not ; trouble us no more . + +Nay , nay , sweet emperor , we must all be friends : +The tribune and his nephews kneel for grace ; +I will not be denied : sweet heart , look back . + +Marcus , for thy sake , and thy brother's here , +And at my lovely Tamora's entreats , +I do remit these young men's heinous faults : +Stand up . +Lavinia , though you left me like a churl , +I found a friend , and sure as death I swore +I would not part a bachelor from the priest . +Come ; if the emperor's court can feast two brides , +You are my guest , Lavinia , and your friends . +This day shall be a love-day , Tamora . + +To-morrow , an it please your majesty +To hunt the panther and the hart with me , +With horn and hound we'll give your Grace bon jour . + +Be it so , Titus , and gramercy too . + + +Now climbeth Tamora Olympus' top , +Safe out of Fortune's shot ; and sits aloft , +Secure of thunder's crack or lightning flash , +Advanc'd above pale envy's threat'ning reach . +As when the golden sun salutes the morn , +And , having gilt the ocean with his beams , +Gallops the zodiac in his glistering coach , +And overlooks the highest-peering hills ; +So Tamora . +Upon her wit doth earthly honour wait +And virtue stoops and trembles at her frown . +Then , Aaron , arm thy heart , and fit thy thoughts +To mount aloft with thy imperial mistress , +And mount her pitch , whom thou in triumph long +Hast prisoner held , fetter'd in amorous chains , +And faster bound to Aaron's charming eyes +Than is Prometheus tied to Caucasus . +Away with slavish weeds and servile thoughts ! +I will be bright , and shine in pearl and gold , +To wait upon this new-made empress . +To wait , said I ? to wanton with this queen , +This goddess , this Semiramis , this nymph , +This siren , that will charm Rome's Saturnine , +And see his shipwrack and his commonweal's . +Holla ! what storm is this ? + + +Chiron , thy years want wit , thy wit wants edge +And manners , to intrude where I am grac'd , +And may , for aught thou know'st , affected be . + +Demetrius , thou dost over-ween in all +And so in this , to bear me down with braves . +'Tis not the difference of a year or two +Makes me less gracious or thee more fortunate : +I am as able and as fit as thou +To serve , and to deserve my mistress' grace ; +And that my sword upon thee shall approve , +And plead my passions for Lavinia's love . + +Clubs , clubs ! these lovers will not keep the peace . + +Why , boy , although our mother , unadvis'd , +Gave you a dancing-rapier by your side , +Are you so desperate grown , to threat your friends ? +Go to ; have your lath glu'd within your sheath +Till you know better how to handle it . + +Meanwhile , sir , with the little skill I have , +Full well shalt thou perceive how much I dare . + +Ay , boy , grow ye so brave ? + + +Why , how now , lords ! +So near the emperor's palace dare you draw , +And maintain such a quarrel openly ? +Full well I wot the ground of all this grudge : +I would not for a million of gold +The cause were known to them it most concerns ; +Nor would your noble mother for much more +Be so dishonour'd in the court of Rome . +For shame , put up . + +Not I , till I have sheath'd +My rapier in his bosom , and withal +Thrust those reproachful speeches down his throat +That he hath breath'd in my dishonour here . + +For that I am prepar'd and full resolv'd , +Foul-spoken coward , that thunder'st with thy tongue , +And with thy weapon nothing dar'st perform ! + +Away , I say ! +Now , by the gods that war-like Goths adore , +This petty brabble will undo us all . +Why , lords , and think you not how dangerous +It is to jet upon a prince's right ? +What ! is Lavinia then become so loose , +Or Bassianus so degenerate , +That for her love such quarrels may be broach'd +Without controlment , justice , or revenge ? +Young lords , beware ! an should the empress know +This discord's ground , the music would not please . + +I care not , I , knew she and all the world : +I love Lavinia more than all the world . + +Youngling , learn thou to make some meaner choice : +Lavinia is thine elder brother's hope . + +Why , are ye mad ? or know ye not in Rome +How furious and impatient they be , +And cannot brook competitors in love ? +I tell you , lords , you do but plot your deaths +By this device . + +Aaron , a thousand deaths +Would I propose , to achieve her whom I love . + +To achieve her ! how ? + +Why mak'st thou it so strange ? +She is a woman , therefore may be woo'd ; +She is a woman , therefore may be won ; +She is Lavinia , therefore must be lov'd . +What , man ! more water glideth by the mill +Than wots the miller of ; and easy it is +Of a cut loaf to steal a shive , we know : +Though Bassianus be the emperor's brother , +Better than he have worn Vulcan's badge . + +Ay , and as good as Saturninus may . + +Then why should he despair that knows to court it +With words , fair looks , and liberality ? +What ! hast thou not full often struck a doe , +And borne her cleanly by the keeper's nose ? + +Why , then , it seems , some certain snatch or so +Would serve your turns . + +Ay , so the turn were serv'd . + +Aaron , thou hast hit it . + +Would you had hit it too ! +Then should not we be tir'd with this ado . +Why , hark ye , hark ye ! and are you such fools +To square for this ? Would it offend you then +That both should speed ? + +Faith , not me . + +Nor me , so I were one . + +For shame , be friends , and join for that you jar : +'Tis policy and stratagem must do +That you affect ; and so must you resolve , +That what you cannot as you would achieve , +You must perforce accomplish as you may . +Take this of me : Lucrece was not more chaste +Than this Lavinia , Bassianus' love . +A speedier course than lingering languishment +Must we pursue , and I have found the path . +My lords , a solemn hunting is in hand ; +There will the lovely Roman ladies troop : +The forest walks are wide and spacious , +And many unfrequented plots there are +Fitted by kind for rape and villany : +Single you thither then this dainty doe , +And strike her home by force , if not by words : +This way , or not at all , stand you in hope . +Come , come , our empress , with her sacred wit +To villany and vengeance consecrate , +Will we acquaint with all that we intend ; +And she shall file our engines with advice , +That will not suffer you to square yourselves , +But to your wishes' height advance you both . +The emperor's court is like the house of Fame , +The palace full of tongues , of eyes , and ears : +The woods are ruthless , dreadful , deaf , and dull ; +There speak , and strike , brave boys , and take your turns ; +There serve your lusts , shadow'd from heaven's eye , +And revel in Lavinia's treasury . + +Thy counsel , lad , smells of no cowardice . + +Sit fas aut nefas , till I find the stream +To cool this heat , a charm to calm these fits , +Per Styga , per manes vehor . + +The hunt is up , the morn is bright and grey , +The fields are fragrant and the woods are green . +Uncouple here and let us make a bay , +And wake the emperor and his lovely bride , +And rouse the prince and ring a hunter's peal , +That all the court may echo with the noise . +Sons , let it be your charge , as it is ours , +To attend the emperor's person carefully : +I have been troubled in my sleep this night , +But dawning day new comfort hath inspir'd . + +Many good morrows to your majesty ; +Madam , to you as many and as good ; + +I promised your Grace a hunter's peal . + +And you have rung it lustily , my lord ; +Somewhat too early for new-married ladies . + +Lavinia , how say you ? + +I say , no ; +I have been broad awake two hours and more . + +Come on , then ; horse and chariots let us have , +And to our sport . + +Madam , now shall ye see +Our Roman hunting . + +I have dogs , my lord , +Will rouse the proudest panther in the chase , +And climb the highest promontory top . + +And I have horse will follow where the game +Makes way , and run like swallows o'er the plain . + +Chiron , we hunt not , we , with horse nor hound , +But hope to pluck a dainty doe to ground . + + +He that had wit would think that I had none , +To bury so much gold under a tree , +And never after to inherit it . +Let him that thinks of me so abjectly +Know that this gold must coin a stratagem , +Which , cunningly effected , will beget +A very excellent piece of villany : +And so repose , sweet gold , for their unrest +That have their alms out of the empress' chest . + +My lovely Aaron , wherefore look'st thou sad , +When every thing doth make a gleeful boast ? +The birds chant melody on every bush , +The snake lies rolled in the cheerful sun , +The green leaves quiver with the cooling wind , +And make a chequer'd shadow on the ground . +Under their sweet shade , Aaron , let us sit , +And , whilst the babbling echo mocks the hounds , +Replying shrilly to the well-tun'd horns , +As if a double hunt were heard at once , +Let us sit down and mark their yelping noise ; +And after conflict , such as was suppos'd +The wandering prince and Dido once enjoy'd , +When with a happy storm they were surpris'd , +And curtain'd with a counsel-keeping cave , +We may , each wreathed in the other's arms , +Our pastimes done , possess a golden slumber ; +Whiles hounds and horns and sweet melodious birds +Be unto us as is a nurse's song +Of lullaby to bring her babe asleep . + +Madam , though Venus govern your desires , +Saturn is dominator over mine : +What signifies my deadly-standing eye , +My silence and my cloudy melancholy ; +My fleece of woolly hair that now uncurls +Even as an adder when she doth unroll +To do some fatal execution ? +No , madam , these are no venereal signs : +Vengeance is in my heart , death in my hand , +Blood and revenge are hammering in my head . +Hark , Tamora , the empress of my soul , +Which never hopes more heaven than rests in thee , +This is the day of doom for Bassianus ; +His Philomel must lose her tongue to-day , +Thy sons make pillage of her chastity , +And wash their hands in Bassianus' blood . +Seest thou this letter ? take it up , I pray thee , +And give the king this fatal-plotted scroll . +Now question me no more ; we are espied ; +Here comes a parcel of our hopeful booty , +Which dreads not yet their lives' destruction . + +Ah ! my sweet Moor , sweeter to me than life . + +No more , great empress ; Bassianus comes : +Be cross with him ; and I'll go fetch thy sons +To back thy quarrels , whatsoe'er they be . + +Who have we here ? Rome's royal empress , +Unfurnish'd of her well-beseeming troop ? +Or is it Dian , habited like her , +Who hath abandoned her holy groves , +To see the general hunting in this forest ? + +Saucy controller of our private steps ! +Had I the power that some say Dian had , +Thy temples should be planted presently +With horns , as was Act on's ; and the hounds +Should drive upon thy new-transformed limbs , +Unmannerly intruder as thou art ! + +Under your patience , gentle empress , +'Tis thought you have a goodly gift in horning ; +And to be doubted that your Moor and you +Are singled forth to try experiments . +Jove shield your husband from his hounds to-day ! +'Tis pity they should take him for a stag . + +Believe me , queen , your swarth Cimmerian +Doth make your honour of his body's hue , +Spotted , detested , and abominable . +Why are you sequester'd from all your train , +Dismounted from your snow-white goodly steed , +And wander'd hither to an obscure plot , +Accompanied but with a barbarous Moor , +If foul desire had not conducted you ? + +And , being intercepted in your sport , +Great reason that my noble lord be rated +For sauciness . I pray you , let us hence , +And let her joy her raven-colour'd love ; +This valley fits the purpose passing well . + +The king my brother shall have note of this . + +Ay , for these slips have made him noted long : +Good king , to be so mightily abus'd ! + +Why have I patience to endure all this ? + + +How now , dear sovereign , and our gracious mother ! +Why doth your highness look so pale and wan ? + +Have I not reason , think you , to look pale ? +These two have 'tic'd me hither to this place : +A barren detested vale , you see , it is ; +The trees , though summer , yet forlorn and lean , +O'ercome with moss and baleful mistletoe : +Here never shines the sun ; here nothing breeds , +Unless the nightly owl or fatal raven : +And when they show'd me this abhorred pit , +They told me , here , at dead time of the night , +A thousand fiends , a thousand hissing snakes , +Ten thousand swelling toads , as many urchins , +Would make such fearful and confused cries , +As any mortal body hearing it +Should straight fall mad , or else die suddenly . +No sooner had they told this hellish tale , +But straight they told me they would bind me here +Unto the body of a dismal yew , +And leave me to this miserable death : +And then they called me foul adulteress , +Lascivious Goth , and all the bitterest terms +That ever ear did hear to such effect ; +And , had you not by wondrous fortune come , +This vengeance on me had they executed . +Revenge it , as you love your mother's life , +Or be ye not henceforth call'd my children . + +This is a witness that I am thy son . + + +And this for me , struck home to show my strength . + + +Ay , come , Semiramis , nay , barbarous Tamora ; +For no name fits thy nature but thy own . + +Give me thy poniard ; you shall know , my boys , +Your mother's hand shall right your mother's wrong . + +Stay , madam ; here is more belongs to her : +First thrash the corn , than after burn the straw . +This minion stood upon her chastity , +Upon her nuptial vow , her loyalty , +And with that painted hope she braves your mightiness : +And shall she carry this unto her grave ? + +An if she do , I would I were an eunuch . +Drag hence her husband to some secret hole , +And make his dead trunk pillow to our lust . + +But when ye have the honey ye desire , +Let not this wasp outlive , us both to sting . + +I warrant you , madam , we will make that sure . +Come , mistress , now perforce we will enjoy +That nice-preserved honesty of yours . + +O Tamora ! thou bear'st a woman's face , + +I will not hear her speak ; away with her ! + +Sweet lords , entreat her hear me but a word . + +Listen , fair madam : let it be your glory +To see her tears ; but be your heart to them +As unrelenting flint to drops of rain . + +When did the tiger's young ones teach the dam ? +O ! do not learn her wrath ; she taught it thee ; +The milk thou suck'dst from her did turn to marble ; +Even at thy teat thou hadst thy tyranny . +Yet every mother breeds not sons alike : + + +Do thou entreat her show a woman pity . + +What ! wouldst thou have me prove myself a bastard ? + +'Tis true ! the raven doth not hatch a lark : +Yet have I heard , O ! could I find it now , +The lion mov'd with pity did endure +To have his princely paws par'd all away . +Some say that ravens foster forlorn children , +The whilst their own birds famish in their nests : +O ! be to me , though thy hard heart say no , +Nothing so kind , but something pitiful . + +I know not what it means ; away with her ! + +O , let me teach thee ! for my father's sake , +That gave thee life when well he might have slain thee , +Be not obdurate , open thy deaf ears . + +Hadst thou in person ne'er offended me , +Even for his sake am I pitiless . +Remember , boys , I pour'd forth tears in vain +To save your brother from the sacrifice ; +But fierce Andronicus would not relent : +Therefore , away with her , and use her as you will : +The worse to her , the better lov'd of me . + +O Tamora ! be call'd a gentle queen , +And with thine own hands kill me in this place ; +For 'tis not life that I have begg'd so long ; +Poor I was slain when Bassianus died . + +What begg'st thou then ? fond woman , let me go . + +'Tis present death I beg ; and one thing more +That womanhood denies my tongue to tell . +O ! keep me from their worse than killing lust , +And tumble me into some loathsome pit , +Where never man's eye may behold my body : +Do this , and be a charitable murderer . + +So should I rob my sweet sons of their fee : +No , let them satisfy their lust on thee . + +Away ! for thou hast stay'd us here too long . + +No grace ! no womanhood ! Ah , beastly creature , +The blot and enemy to our general name . +Confusion fall + +Nay , then I'll stop your mouth . Bring thou her husband : +This is the hole where Aaron bid us hide him . + +Farewell , my sons : see that you make her sure . +Ne'er let my heart know merry cheer indeed +Till all the Andronici be made away . +Now will I hence to seek my lovely Moor , +And let my spleenful sons this trull deflower . + +Come on , my lords , the better foot before : +Straight will I bring you to the loathsome pit +Where I espied the panther fast asleep . + +My sight is very dull , whate'er it bodes . + +And mine , I promise you : were't not for shame , +Well could I leave our sport to sleep awhile . + + +What ! art thou fall'n ? What subtle hole is this , +Whose mouth is cover'd with rude-growing briers , +Upon whose leaves are drops of new-shed blood +As fresh as morning's dew distill'd on flowers ? +A very fatal place it seems to me . +Speak , brother , hast thou hurt thee with the fall ? + +O brother ! with the dismall'st object hurt +That ever eye with sight made heart lament . + +Now will I fetch the king to find them here , +That he thereby may give a likely guess +How these were they that made away his brother . + + +Why dost not comfort me , and help me out +From this unhallow'd and blood-stained hole ? + +I am surprised with an uncouth fear ; +A chilling sweat o'erruns my trembling joints : +My heart suspects more than mine eye can see . + +To prove thou hast a true-divining heart , +Aaron and thou look down into this den , +And see a fearful sight of blood and death . + +Aaron is gone ; and my compassionate heart +Will not permit mine eyes once to behold +The thing whereat it trembles by surmise . +O ! tell me how it is ; for ne'er till now +Was I a child , to fear I know not what . + +Lord Bassianus lies embrewed here , +All on a heap , like to a slaughter'd lamb , +In this detested , dark , blood-drinking pit . + +If it be dark , how dost thou know 'tis he ? + +Upon his bloody finger he doth wear +A precious ring , that lightens all the hole , +Which , like a taper in some monument , +Doth shine upon the dead man's earthy cheeks , +And shows the ragged entrails of the pit : +So pale did shine the moon on Pyramus +When he by night lay bath'd in maiden blood . +O brother ! help me with thy fainting hand , +If fear hath made thee faint , as me it hath , +Out of this fell devouring receptacle , +As hateful as Cocytus' misty mouth . + +Reach me thy hand , that I may help thee out ; +Or , wanting strength to do thee so much good +I may be pluck'd into the swallowing womb +Of this deep pit , poor Bassianus' grave . +I have no strength to pluck thee to the brink . + +Nor I no strength to climb without thy help . + +Thy hand once more ; I will not loose again , +Till thou art here aloft , or I below . +Thou canst not come to me : I come to thee . + +Along with me : I'll see what hole is here , +And what he is that now is leap'd into it . +Say , who art thou that lately didst descend +Into this gaping hollow of the earth ? + +The unhappy son of old Andronicus ; +Brought hither in a most unlucky hour , +To find thy brother Bassianus dead . + +My brother dead ! I know thou dost but jest : +He and his lady both are at the lodge , +Upon the north side of this pleasant chase ; +'Tis not an hour since I left him there . + +We know not where you left him all alive ; +But , out alas ! here have we found him dead . + + +Where is my lord , the king ? + +Here , Tamora ; though griev'd with killing grief . + +Where is thy brother Bassianus ? + +Now to the bottom dost thou search my wound : +Poor Bassianus here lies murdered . + +Then all too late I bring this fatal writ , + +The complot of this timeless tragedy ; +And wonder greatly that man's face can fold +In pleasing smiles such murderous tyranny . + +And if we miss to meet him handsomely , +Sweet huntsman , Bassianus 'tis we mean , +Do thou so much as dig the grave for him : +Thou know'st our meaning . Look for thy reward +Among the nettles at the elder-tree +Which overshades the mouth of that same pit +Where we decreed to bury Bassianus : +Do this , and purchase us thy lasting friends . +O Tamora ! was ever heard the like ? +This is the pit , and this the elder-tree . +Look , sirs , if you can find the huntsman out +That should have murder'd Bassianus here . + +My gracious lord , here is the bag of gold . + +Two of thy whelps , fell curs of bloody kind , +Have here bereft my brother of his life . +Sirs , drag them from the pit unto the prison : +There let them bide until we have devis'd +Some never-heard-of torturing pain for them . + +What ! are they in this pit ? O wondrous thing ! +How easily murder is discovered ! + +High emperor , upon my feeble knee +I beg this boon with tears not lightly shed ; +That this fell fault of my accursed sons , +Accursed , if the fault be prov'd in them , + +If it be prov'd ! you see it is apparent . +Who found this letter ? Tamora , was it you ? + +Andronicus himself did take it up . + +I did , my lord : yet let me be their bail ; +For , by my father's reverend tomb , I vow +They shall be ready at your highness' will +To answer their suspicion with their lives . + +Thou shalt not bail them : see thou follow me . +Some bring the murder'd body , some the murderers : +Let them not speak a word ; the guilt is plain ; +For , by my soul , were there worse end than death , +That end upon them should be executed . + +Andronicus , I will entreat the king : +Fear not thy sons , they shall do well enough . + +Come , Lucius , come ; stay not to talk with them . + + +So , now go tell , an if thy tongue can speak , +Who 'twas that cut thy tongue and ravish'd thee . + +Write down thy mind , bewray thy meaning so ; +An if thy stumps will let thee play the scribe . + +See , how with signs and tokens she can scrowl . + +Go home , call for sweet water , wash thy hands . + +She hath no tongue to call , nor hands to wash ; +And so let's leave her to her silent walks . + +An 'twere my case , I should go hang myself . + +If thou hadst hands to help thee knit the cord . + +Who's this ? my niece , that flies away so fast ? +Cousin , a word ; where is your husband ? +If I do dream , would all my wealth would wake me ! +If I do wake , some planet strike me down , +That I may slumber in eternal sleep ! +Speak , gentle niece , what stern ungentle hands +Have lopp'd and hew'd and made thy body bare +Of her two branches , those sweet ornaments , +Whose circling shadows kings have sought to sleep in , +And might not gain so great a happiness +As have thy love ? Why dost not speak to me ? +Alas ! a crimson river of warm blood , +Like to a bubbling fountain stirr'd with wind , +Doth rise and fall between thy rosed lips , +Coming and going with thy honey breath . +But , sure , some Tereus hath deflower'd thee , +And , lest thou shouldst detect him , cut thy tongue . +Ah ! now thou turn'st away thy face for shame ; +And , notwithstanding all this loss of blood , +As from a conduit with three issuing spouts , +Yet do thy cheeks look red as Titan's face +Blushing to be encounter'd with a cloud . +Shall I speak for thee ? shall I say 'tis so ? +O ! that I knew thy heart ; and knew the beast , +That I might rail at him to ease my mind . +Sorrow concealed , like to an oven stopp'd , +Doth burn the heart to cinders where it is . +Fair Philomela , she but lost her tongue , +And in a tedious sampler sew'd her mind : +But , lovely niece , that mean is cut from thee ; +A craftier Tereus hast thou met withal , +And he hath cut those pretty fingers off , +That could have better sew'd than Philomel . +O ! had the monster seen those lily hands +Tremble , like aspen-leaves , upon a lute , +And make the silken strings delight to kiss them , +He would not , then , have touch'd them for his life ; +Or had he heard the heavenly harmony +Which that sweet tongue hath made , +He would have dropp'd his knife , and fell asleep , +As Cerberus at the Thracian poet's feet . +Come , let us go , and make thy father blind ; +For such a sight will blind a father's eye : +One hour's storm will drown the fragrant meads ; +What will whole months of tears thy father's eyes ? +Do not draw back , for we will mourn with thee : +O ! could our mourning ease thy misery . + +Hear me , grave fathers ! noble tribunes , stay ! +For pity of mine age , whose youth was spent +In dangerous wars , whilst you securely slept ; +For all my blood in Rome's great quarrel shed ; +For all the frosty nights that I have watch'd ; +And for these bitter tears , which now you see +Filling the aged wrinkles in my cheeks ; +Be pitiful to my condemned sons , +Whose souls are not corrupted as 'tis thought . +For two and twenty sons I never wept , +Because they died in honour's lofty bed . +For these , these , tribunes , in the dust I write + +My heart's deep languor and my soul's sad tears . +Let my tears stanch the earth's dry appetite ; +My sons' sweet blood will make it shame and blush . + +O earth ! I will befriend thee more with rain , +That shall distil from these two ancient urns , +Than youthful April shall with all his showers : +In summer's drought I'll drop upon thee still ; +In winter with warm tears I'll melt the snow , +And keep eternal spring-time on thy face , +So thou refuse to drink my dear sons' blood . + + +O reverend tribunes ! O gentle , aged men ! +Unbind my sons , reverse the doom of death : +And let me say , that never wept before , + +My tears are now prevailing orators . + +O noble father , you lament in vain : +The tribunes hear you not , no man is by ; +And you recount your sorrows to a stone . + +Ah ! Lucius , for thy brothers let me plead . +Grave tribunes , once more I entreat of you , + +My gracious lord , no tribune hears you speak . + +Why , 'tis no matter , man : if they did hear , +They would not mark me , or if they did mark , +They would not pity me , yet plead I must , +All bootless unto them . +Therefore I tell my sorrows to the stones , +Who , though they cannot answer my distress , +Yet in some sort they are better than the tribunes , +For that they will not intercept my tale . +When I do weep , they humbly at my feet +Receive my tears , and seem to weep with me ; +And , were they but attired in grave weeds , +Rome could afford no tribune like to these . +A stone is soft as wax , tribunes more hard than stones ; +A stone is silent , and offendeth not , +And tribunes with their tongues doom men to death . + +But wherefore stand'st thou with thy weapon drawn ? + +To rescue my two brothers from their death ; +For which attempt the judges have pronounc'd +My everlasting doom of banishment . + +O happy man ! they have befriended thee . +Why , foolish Lucius , dost thou not perceive +That Rome is but a wilderness of tigers ? +Tigers must prey ; and Rome affords no prey +But me and mine : how happy art thou then , +From these devourers to be banished ! +But who comes with our brother Marcus here ? + + +Titus , prepare thy aged eyes to weep ; +Or , if not so , thy noble heart to break : +I bring consuming sorrow to thine age . + +Will it consume me ? let me see it then . + +This was thy daughter . + +Why , Marcus , so she is . + +Ay me ! this object kills me . + +Faint-hearted boy , arise , and look upon her . +Speak , Lavinia , what accursed hand +Hath made thee handless in thy father's sight ? +What fool hath added water to the sea , +Or brought a faggot to bright-burning Troy ? +My grief was at the height before thou cam'st ; +And now , like Nilus , it disdaineth bounds . +Give me a sword , I'll chop off my hands too ; +For they have fought for Rome , and all in vain ; +And they have nurs'd this woe , in feeding life ; +In bootless prayer have they been held up , +And they have serv'd me to effectless use : +Now all the service I require of them +Is that the one will help to cut the other . +'Tis well , Lavinia , that thou hast no hands , +For hands , to do Rome service , are but vain . + +Speak , gentle sister , who hath martyr'd thee ? + +O ! that delightful engine of her thoughts , +That blabb'd them with such pleasing eloquence , +Is torn from forth that pretty hollow cage , +Where , like a sweet melodious bird , it sung +Sweet varied notes , enchanting every ear . + +O ! say thou for her , who hath done this deed ? + +O ! thus I found her straying in the park , +Seeking to hide herself , as doth the deer , +That hath receiv'd some unrecuring wound . + +It was my dear ; and he that wounded her +Hath hurt me more than had he kill'd me dead : +For now I stand as one upon a rock +Environ'd with a wilderness of sea , +Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave , +Expecting ever when some envious surge +Will in his brinish bowels swallow him . +This way to death my wretched sons are gone ; +Here stands my other son , a banish'd man , +And here my brother , weeping at my woes : +But that which gives my soul the greatest spurn , +Is dear Lavinia , dearer than my soul . +Had I but seen thy picture in this plight +It would have madded me : what shall I do +Now I behold thy lively body so ? +Thou hast no hands to wipe away thy tears , +Nor tongue to tell me who hath martyr'd thee : +Thy husband he is dead , and for his death +Thy brothers are condemn'd , and dead by this . +Look ! Marcus ; ah ! son Lucius , look on her : +When I did name her brothers , then fresh tears +Stood on her cheeks , as doth the honey-dew +Upon a gather'd lily almost wither'd . + +Perchance she weeps because they kill'd her husband ; +Perchance because she knows them innocent . + +If they did kill thy husband , then be joyful , +Because the law hath ta'en revenge on them . +No , no , they would not do so foul a deed ; +Witness the sorrow that their sister makes . +Gentle Lavinia , let me kiss thy lips ; +Or make some sign how I may do thee ease . +Shall thy good uncle , and thy brother Lucius , +And thou , and I , sit round about some fountain , +Looking all downwards , to behold our cheeks +How they are stain'd , like meadows yet not dry , +With miry alime left on them by a flood ? +And in the fountain shall we gaze so long +Till the fresh taste be taken from that clearness , +And made a brine-pit with our bitter tears ? +Or shall we cut away our hands , like thine ? +Or shall we bite our tongues , and in dumb shows +Pass the remainder of our hateful days ? +What shall we do ? let us , that have our tongues , +Plot some device of further misery , +To make us wonder'd at in time to come . + +Sweet father , cease your tears ; for at your grief +See how my wretched sister sobs and weeps . + +Patience , dear niece . Good Titus , dry thine eyes . + +Ah ! Marcus , Marcus , brother ; well I wot +Thy napkin cannot drink a tear of mine , +For thou , poor man , hast drown'd it with thine own . + +Ah ! my Lavinia , I will wipe thy cheeks . + +Mark , Marcus , mark ! I understand her signs : +Had she a tongue to speak , now would she say +That to her brother which I said to thee : +His napkin , with his true tears all bewet , +Can do no service on her sorrowful cheeks . +O ! what a sympathy of woe is this ; +As far from help as limbo is from bliss . + + +Titus Andronicus , my lord the emperor +Sends thee this word : that , if thou love thy sons , +Let Marcus , Lucius , or thyself , old Titus , +Or any one of you , chop off your hand , +And send it to the king : he for the same +Will send thee hither both thy sons alive ; +And that shall be the ransom for their fault . + +O gracious emperor ! O gentle Aaron ! +Did ever raven sing so like a lark , +That gives sweet tidings of the sun's uprise ? +With all my heart , I'll send the emperor my hand : +Good Aaron , wilt thou help to chop it off ? + +Stay , father ! for that noble hand of thine , +That hath thrown down so many enemies , +Shall not be sent ; my hand will serve the turn : +My youth can better spare my blood than you ; +And therefore mine shall save my brothers' lives . + +Which of your hands hath not defended Rome , +And rear'd aloft the bloody battle-axe , +Writing destruction on the enemy's castle ? +O ! none of both but are of high desert : +My hand hath been but idle ; let it serve +To ransom my two nephews from their death ; +Then have I kept it to a worthy end . + +Nay , come , agree whose hand shall go along , +For fear they die before their pardon come . + +My hand shall go . + +By heaven , it shall not go ! + +Sirs , strive no more : such wither'd herbs as these +Are meet for plucking up , and therefore mine . + +Sweet father , if I shall be thought thy son , +Let me redeem my brothers both from death . + +And for our father's sake , and mother's care , +Now let me show a brother's love to thee . + +Agree between you ; I will spare my hand . + +Then I'll go fetch an axe . + +But I will use the axe . + + +Come hither , Aaron ; I'll deceive them both : +Lend me thy hand , and I will give thee mine . + +If that be call'd deceit , I will be honest , +And never , whilst I live , deceive men so : +But I'll deceive you in another sort , +And that you'll say , ere half an hour pass . + +Now stay your strife : what shall be is dispatch'd . +Good Aaron , give his majesty my hand : +Tell him it was a hand that warded him +From thousand dangers ; bid him bury it ; +More hath it merited ; that let it have . +As for my sons , say I account of them +As jewels purchas'd at an easy price ; +And yet dear too , because I bought mine own . + +I go , Andronicus ; and for thy hand , +Look by and by to have thy sons with thee . + + +Their heads , I mean . O ! how this villany +Doth fat me with the very thoughts of it . +Let fools do good , and fair men call for grace , +Aaron will have his soul black like his face . + + +O ! here I lift this one hand up to heaven , +And how this feeble ruin to the earth : +If any power pities wretched tears , +To that I call ! + +What ! wilt thou kneel with me ? +Do , then , dear heart ; for heaven shall hear our prayers , +Or with our sighs we'll breathe the welkin dim , +And stain the sun with fog , as sometime clouds +When they do hug him in their melting bosoms . + +O ! brother , speak with possibilities , +And do not break into these deep extremes . + +Is not my sorrow deep , having no bottom ? +Then be my passions bottomless with them . + +But yet let reason govern thy lament . + +If there were reason for these miseries , +Then into limits could I bind my woes . +When heaven doth weep , doth not the earth o'erflow ? +If the winds rage , doth not the sea wax mad , +Threat'ning the welkin with his big-swoln face ? +And wilt thou have a reason for this coil ? +I am the sea ; hark ! how her sighs do blow ; +She is the weeping welkin , I the earth : +Then must my sea be moved with her sighs ; +Then must my earth with her continual tears +Become a deluge , overflow'd and drown'd ; +For why my bowels cannot hide her woes , +But like a drunkard must I vomit them . +Then give me leave , for losers will have leave +To ease their stomachs with their bitter tongues . + + +Worthy Andronicus , ill art thou repaid +For that good hand thou sent'st the emperor . +Here are the heads of thy two noble sons , +And here's thy hand , in scorn to thee sent back : +Thy griefs their sports , thy resolution mock'd ; +That woe is me to think upon thy woes , +More than remembrance of my father's death . + + +Now let hot tna cool in Sicily , +And be my heart an ever burning hell ! +These miseries are more than may be borne . +To weep with them that weep doth ease some deal , +But sorrow flouted at is double death . + +Ah ! that this sight should make so deep a wound , +And yet detested life not shrink thereat , +That ever death should let life bear his name , +Where life hath no more interest but to breathe . + + +Alas ! poor heart ; that kiss is comfortless +As frozen water to a starved snake . + +When will this fearful slumber have an end ? + +Now , farewell , flattery : die , Andronicus ; +Thou dost not slumber : see , thy two sons' heads , +Thy war-like hand , thy mangled daughter here ; +Thy other banish'd son , with this dear sight +Struck pale and bloodless ; and thy brother , I , +Even like a stony image , cold and numb . +Ah ! now no more will I control thy griefs . +Rent off thy silver hair , thy other hand +Gnawing with thy teeth ; and be this dismal sight +The closing up of our most wretched eyes ! +Now is a time to storm ; why art thou still ? + +Ha , ha , ha ! + +Why dost thou laugh ? it fits not with this hour . + +Why , I have not another tear to shed : +Besides , this sorrow is an enemy , +And would usurp upon my watery eyes , +And make them blind with tributary tears : +Then which way shall I find Revenge's cave ? +For these two heads do seem to speak to me , +And threat me I shall never come to bliss +Till all these mischiefs be return'd again +Even in their throats that have committed them . +Come , let me see what task I have to do . +You heavy people , circle me about , +That I may turn me to each one of you , +And swear unto my soul to right your wrongs . +The vow is made . Come , brother , take a head ; +And in this hand the other will I bear . +Lavinia , thou shalt be employ'd in these things : +Bear thou my hand , sweet wench , between thy teeth . +As for thee , boy , go get thee from my sight ; +Thou art an exile , and thou must not stay : +Hie to the Goths , and raise an army there : +And if you love me , as I think you do , +Let's kiss and part , for we have much to do . + + +Farewell , Andronicus , my noble father ; +The woefull'st man that ever liv'd in Rome : +Farewell , proud Rome ; till Lucius come again , +He leaves his pledges dearer than his life . +Farewell , Lavinia , my noble sister ; +O ! would thou wert as thou tofore hast been ; +But now nor Lucius nor Lavinia lives +But in oblivion and hateful griefs . +If Lucius live , he will requite your wrongs , +And make proud Saturnine and his empress +Beg at the gates like Tarquin and his queen . +Now will I to the Goths , and raise a power , +To be reveng'd on Rome and Saturnine . + + +So , so ; now sit ; and look you eat no more +Than will preserve just so much strength in us +As will revenge these bitter woes of ours . +Marcus , unknit that sorrow-wreathen knot : +Thy niece and I , poor creatures , want our hands , +And cannot passionate our ten-fold grief +With folded arms . This poor right hand of mine +Is left to tyrannize upon my breast ; +And when my heart , all mad with misery , +Beats in this hollow prison of my flesh , +Then thus I thump it down . + + +Thou map of woe , that thus dost talk in signs ! +When thy poor heart beats with outrageous beating +Thou canst not strike it thus to make it still . +Wound it with sighing , girl , kill it with groans ; +Or get some little knife between thy teeth , +And just against thy heart make thou a hole ; +That all the tears that thy poor eyes let fall +May run into that sink , and , soaking in , +Drown the lamenting fool in sea-salt tears . + +Fie , brother , fie ! teach her not thus to lay +Such violent hands upon her tender life . + +How now ! has sorrow made thee dote already ? +Why , Marcus , no man should be mad but I . +What violent hands can she lay on her life ? +Ah ! wherefore dost thou urge the name of hands ; +To bid aeas tell the tale twice o'er , +How Troy was burnt and he made miserable ? +O ! handle not the theme , to talk of hands , +Lest we remember still that we have none . +Fie , fie ! how franticly I square my talk , +As if we should forget we had no hands , +If Marcus did not name the word of hands . +Come , let's fall to ; and , gentle girl , eat this : +Here is no drink . Hark , Marcus , what she says ; +I can interpret all her martyr'd signs : +She says she drinks no other drink but tears , +Brew'd with her sorrow , mash'd upon her cheeks . +Speechless complainer , I will learn thy thought ; +In thy dumb action will I be as perfect +As begging hermits in their holy prayers : +Thou shalt not sigh , nor hold thy stumps to heaven , +Nor wink , nor nod , nor kneel , nor make a sign , +But I of these will wrest an alphabet , +And by still practice learn to know thy meaning . + +Good grandsire , leave these bitter deep laments : +Make my aunt merry with some pleasing tale . + +Alas ! the tender boy , in passion mov'd , +Doth weep to see his grandsire's heaviness . + +Peace , tender sapling ; thou art made of tears , +And tears will quickly melt thy life away . + +What dost thou strike at , Marcus , with thy knife ? + +At that that I have kill'd , my lord ; a fly . + +Out on thee , murderer ! thou kill'st my heart ; +Mine eyes are cloy'd with view of tyranny : +A deed of death , done on the innocent , +Becomes not Titus' brother . Get thee gone ; +I see , thou art not for my company . + +Alas ! my lord , I have but kill'd a fly . + +But how if that fly had a father and a mother ? +How would he hang his slender gilded wings +And buzz lamenting doings in the air ! +Poor harmless fly , +That , with his pretty buzzing melody , +Came here to make us merry ! and thou hast kill'd him . + +Pardon me , sir ; it was a black ill-favour'd fly , +Like to the empress' Moor ; therefore I kill'd him . + +O , O , O ! +Then pardon me for reprehending thee , +For thou hast done a charitable deed . +Give me thy knife , I will insult on him ; +Flattering myself , as if it were the Moor +Come hither purposely to poison me . +There's for thyself , and that's for Tamora . +Ah ! sirrah . +Yet I think we are not brought so low , +But that between us we can kill a fly +That comes in likeness of a coal-black Moor . + +Alas ! poor man ; grief has so wrought on him , +He takes false shadows for true substances . + +Come , take away . Lavinia , go with me : +I'll to thy closet ; and go read with thee +Sad stories chanced in the times of old . +Come , boy , and go with me : thy sight is young , +And thou shalt read when mine begins to dazzle . + +Help , grandsire , help ! my aunt Lavinia +Follows me everywhere , I know not why : +Good uncle Marcus , see how swift she comes : +Alas ! sweet aunt , I know not what you mean . + +Stand by me , Lucius ; do not fear thine aunt . + +She loves thee , boy , too well to do thee harm . + +Ay , when my father was in Rome , she did . + +What means my niece Lavinia by these signs ? + +Fear her not , Lucius : somewhat doth she mean . +See , Lucius , see how much she makes of thee ; +Somewhither would she have thee go with her . +Ah ! boy ; Cornelia never with more care +Read to her sons , than she hath read to thee +Sweet poetry and Tully's Orator . + +Canst thou not guess wherefore she plies thee thus ? + +My lord , I know not , I , nor can I guess , +Unless some fit or frenzy do possess her ; +For I have heard my grandsire say full oft , +Extremity of griefs would make men mad ; +And I have read that Hecuba of Troy +Ran mad through sorrow ; that made me to fear , +Although , my lord , I know my noble aunt +Loves me as dear as e'er my mother did , +And would not , but in fury , fright my youth ; +Which made me down to throw my books and fly , +Causeless , perhaps . But pardon me , sweet aunt ; +And , madam , if my uncle Marcus go , +I will most willingly attend your ladyship . + +Lucius , I will . + + +How now , Lavinia ! Marcus , what means this ? +Some book there is that she desires to see . +Which is it , girl , of these ? Open them , boy . +But thou art deeper read , and better skill'd ; +Come , and take choice of all my library , +And so beguile thy sorrow , till the heavens +Reveal the damn'd contriver of this deed . +Why lifts she up her arms in sequence thus ? + +I think she means that there was more than one +Confederate in the fact : ay , more there was ; +Or else to heaven she heaves them for revenge . + +Lucius ; what book is that she tosseth so ? + +Grandsire , 'tis Ovid's Metamorphoses ; +My mother gave it me . + +For love of her that's gone , +Perhaps , she cull'd it from among the rest . + +Soft ! see how busily she turns the leaves ! + +What would she find ? Lavinia , shall I read ? +This is the tragic tale of Philomel , +And treats of Tereus' treason and his rape ; +And rape , I fear , was root of thine annoy . + +See , brother , see ! note how she quotes the leaves . + +Lavinia , wert thou thus surpris'd , sweet girl , +Ravish'd and wrong'd , as Philomela was , +Forc'd in the ruthless , vast , and gloomy woods ? +See , see ! +Ay , such a place there is , where we did hunt , +O ! had we never , never hunted there , +Pattern'd by that the poet here describes , +By nature made for murders and for rapes . + +O ! why should nature build so foul a den , +Unless the gods delight in tragedies ? + +Give signs , sweet girl , for here are none but friends , +What Roman lord it was durst do the deed : +Or slunk not Saturnine , as Tarquin erst , +That left the camp to sin in Lucrece' bed ? + +Sit down , sweet niece : brother , sit down by me . +Apollo , Pallas , Jove , or Mercury , +Inspire me , that I may this treason find ! +My lord , look here ; look here , Lavinia : +This sandy plot is plain ; guide , if thou canst , +This after me . + +I have writ my name +Without the help of any hand at all . +Curs'd be that heart that forc'd us to this shift ! +Write thou , good niece , and here display at last +What God will have discover'd for revenge . +Heaven guide thy pen to print thy sorrows plain , +That we may know the traitors and the truth ! + + +O ! do you read , my lord , what she hath writ ? +Stuprum , Chiron , Demetrius . + +What , what ! the lustful sons of Tamora +Performers of this heinous , bloody deed ? + +Magni dominator poli , +Tam lentus audis scelera ? tam lentus vides ? + +O ! calm thee , gentle lord ; although I know +There is enough written upon this earth +To stir a mutiny in the mildest thoughts +And arm the minds of infants to exclaims . +My lord , kneel down with me ; Lavinia , kneel ; +And kneel , sweet boy , the Roman Hector's hope ; +And swear with me , as , with the woeful fere +And father of that chaste dishonour'd dame , +Lord Junius Brutus sware for Lucrece' rape , +That we will prosecute by good advice +Mortal revenge upon these traitorous Goths , +And see their blood , or die with this reproach . + +'Tis sure enough , an you knew how ; +But if you hunt these bear-whelps , then beware : +The dam will wake , an if she wind you once : +She's with the lion deeply still in league , +And lulls him whilst she playeth on her back , +And when he sleeps will she do what she list . +You're a young huntsman , Marcus ; let it alone ; +And , come , I will go get a leaf of brass , +And with a gad of steel will write these words , +And lay it by : the angry northern wind +Will blow these sands like Sibyl's leaves abroad , +And where's your lesson then ? Boy , what say you ? + +I say , my lord , that if I were a man , +Their mother's bed-chamber should not be safe +For these bad bondmen to the yoke of Rome . + +Ay , that's my boy ! thy father hath full oft +For his ungrateful country done the like . + +And , uncle , so will I , an if I live . + +Come , go with me into mine armoury : +Lucius , I'll fit thee ; and withal my boy +Shall carry from me to the empress' sons +Presents that I intend to send them both : +Come , come ; thou'lt do thy message , wilt thou not ? + +Ay , with my dagger in their bosoms , grandsire . + +No , boy , not so ; I'll teach thee another course . +Lavinia , come . Marcus , look to my house ; +Lucius and I'll go brave it at the court : +Ay , marry , will we , sir ; and we'll be waited on . + + +O heavens ! can you hear a good man groan , +And not relent or not compassion him ? +Marcus , attend him in his ecstasy , +That hath more scars of sorrow in his heart +Than foemen's marks upon his batter'd shield ; +But yet so just that he will not revenge . +Revenge , ye heavens , for old Andronicus ! + + +Demetrius , here's the son of Lucius ; +He hath some message to deliver us . + +Ay , some mad message from his mad grandfather . + +My lords , with all the humbleness I may , +I greet your honours from Andronicus ; + + +And pray the Roman gods , confound you both ! + +Gramercy , lovely Lucius : what's the news ? + +That you are both decipher'd , that's the news , +For villains mark'd with rape . + +May it please you , +My grandsire , well advis'd , hath sent by me +The goodliest weapons of his armoury , +To gratify your honourable youth , +The hope of Rome , for so he bade me say ; +And so I do , and with his gifts present +Your lordships , that whenever you have need , +You may be armed and appointed well . +And so I leave you both : + +like bloody villains . + + +What's here ? A scroll ; and written round about ? +Let's see : + +'Integer vit , scelerisque purus , +Non eget Mauri jaculis , nec arcu . + + +O ! 'tis a verse in Horace ; I know it well : +I read it in the grammar long ago . + +Ay just , a verse in Horace ; right , you have it . + + +Now , what a thing it is to be an ass ! +Here's no sound jest ! the old man hath found their guilt +And sends them weapons wrapp'd about with lines , +That wound , beyond their feeling , to the quick ; +But were our witty empress well afoot , +She would applaud Andronicus' conceit : +But let her rest in her unrest awhile . + + +And now , young lords , was't not a happy star +Led us to Rome , strangers , and more than so , +Captives , to be advanced to this height ? +It did me good before the palace gate +To brave the tribune in his brother's hearing . + +But me more good , to see so great a lord +Basely insinuate and send us gifts . + +Had he not reason , Lord Demetrius ? +Did you not use his daughter very friendly ? + +I would we had a thousand Roman dames +At such a bay , by turn to serve our lust . + +A charitable wish and full of love . + +Here lacks but your mother for to say amen . + +And that would she for twenty thousand more . + +Come , let us go and pray to all the gods +For our beloved mother in her pains . + +Pray to the devils ; the gods have given us over . + + +Why do the emperor's trumpets flourish thus ? + +Belike , for joy the emperor hath a son . + +Soft ! who comes here ? + + +Good morrow , lords . O ! tell me , did you see +Aaron the Moor ? + +Well , more or less , or ne'er a whit at all , +Here Aaron is ; and what with Aaron now ? + +O gentle Aaron ! we are all undone . +Now help , or woe betide thee evermore ! + +Why , what a caterwauling dost thou keep ! +What dost thou wrap and fumble in thine arms ? + +O ! that which I would hide from heaven's eye , +Our empress' shame , and stately Rome's disgrace ! +She is deliver'd , lords , she is deliver'd . + +To whom ? + +I mean , she's brought a-bed . + +Well , God give her good rest ! What hath he sent her ? + +A devil . + +Why , then she's the devil's dam : a joyful issue . + +A joyless , dismal , black , and sorrowful issue . +Here is the babe , as loathsome as a toad +Amongst the fairest breeders of our clime . +The empress sends it thee , thy stamp , thy seal , +And bids thee christen it with thy dagger's point . + +'Zounds , ye whore ! is black so base a hue ? +Sweet blowse , you are a beauteous blossom , sure . + +Villain , what hast thou done ? + +That which thou canst not undo . + +Thou hast undone our mother . + +Villain , I have done thy mother . + +And therein , hellish dog , thou hast undone . +Woe to her chance , and damn'd her loathed choice ! +Accurs'd the offspring of so foul a fiend ! + +It shall not live . + +It shall not die . + +Aaron , it must ; the mother wills it so . + +What ! must it , nurse ? then let no man but I +Do execution on my flesh and blood . + +I'll broach the tadpole on my rapier's point : +Nurse , give it me ; my sword shall soon dispatch it . + +Sooner this sword shall plough thy bowels up . + +Stay , murderous villains ! will you kill your brother ? +Now , by the burning tapers of the sky , +That shone so brightly when this boy was got , +He dies upon my scimitar's sharp point +That touches this my first-born son and heir . +I tell you , younglings , not Enceladus , +With all his threatening band of Typhon's brood , +Nor great Alcides , nor the god of war , +Shall seize this prey out of his father's hands . +What , what , ye sanguine , shallow-hearted boys ! +Ye white-lim'd walls ! ye alehouse painted signs ! +Coal-black is better than another hue , +In that it scorns to bear another hue ; +For all the water in the ocean +Can never turn the swan's black legs to white , +Although she lave them hourly in the flood . +Tell the empress from me , I am of age +To keep mine own , excuse it how she can . + +Wilt thou betray thy noble mistress thus ? + +My mistress is my mistress ; this myself ; +The vigour , and the picture of my youth : +This before all the world do I prefer ; +This maugre all the world will I keep safe , +Or some of you shall smoke for it in Rome . + +By this our mother is for ever sham'd . + +Rome will despise her for this foul escape . + +The emperor in his rage will doom her death . + +I blush to think upon this ignomy . + +Why , there's the privilege your beauty bears . +Fie , treacherous hue ! that will betray with blushing +The close enacts and counsels of the heart : +Here's a young lad fram'd of another leer : +Look how the black slavesmiles upon the father , +As who should say , 'Old lad , I am thine own .' +He is your brother , lords , sensibly fed +Of that self blood that first gave life to you ; +And from that womb where you imprison'd were +He is enfranchised and come to light : +Nay , he is your brother by the surer side , +Although my seal be stamped in his face . + +Aaron , what shall I say unto the empress ? + +Advise thee , Aaron , what is to be done , +And we will all subscribe to thy advice : +Save thou the child , so we may all be safe . + +Then sit we down , and let us all consult , +My son and I will have the wind of you : +Keep there ; now talk at pleasure of your safety . + + +How many women saw this child of his ? + +Why , so , brave lords ! when we join in league , +I am a lamb ; but if you brave the Moor , +The chafed boar , the mountain lioness , +The ocean swells not so as Aaron storms . +But say , again , how many saw the child ? + +Cornelia the midwife , and myself , +And no one else but the deliver'd empress . + +The empress , the midwife , and yourself : +Two may keep counsel when the third's away . +Go to the empress ; tell her this I said : + +'Weke , weke !' +So cries a pig prepared to the spit . + +What mean'st thou , Aaron ? Wherefore didst thou this ? + +O lord , sir , 'tis a deed of policy : +Shall she live to betray this guilt of ours , +A long-tongu'd babbling gossip ? no , lords , no . +And now be it known to you my full intent . +Not far , one Muli lives , my countryman ; +His wife but yesternight was brought to bed . +His child is like to her , fair as you are : +Go pack with him , and give the mother gold , +And tell them both the circumstance of all , +And how by this their child shall be advanc'd , +And be received for the emperor's heir , +And substituted in the place of mine , +To calm this tempest whirling in the court ; +And let the emperor dandle him for his own . +Hark ye , lords ; you see , I have given her physic , + +And you must needs bestow her funeral ; +The fields are near , and you are gallant grooms . +This done , see that you take no longer days , +But send the midwife presently to me . +The midwife and the nurse well made away , +Then let the ladies tattle what they please . + +Aaron , I see thou wilt not trust the air +With secrets . + +For this care of Tamora , +Herself and hers are highly hound to thee . + + +Now to the Goths , as swift as swallow flies : +There to dispose this treasure in mine arms , +And secretly to greet the empress' friends . +Come on , you thick-lipp'd slave , I'll bear you hence ; +For it is you that puts us to our shifts : +I'll make you feed on berries and on roots , +And feed on curds and whey , and suck the goat , +And cabin in a cave , and bring you up +To be a warrior , and command a camp . + + +Come , Marcus , come ; kinsmen , this is the way . +Sir boy , now let me see your archery : +Look ye draw home enough , and 'tis there straight . +Terras Astr a reliquit : +Be you remember'd , Marcus , she's gone , she's fled . +Sirs , take you to your tools . You , cousins , shall +Go sound the ocean , and cast your nets ; +Happily you may find her in the sea ; +Yet there's as little justice as at land . +No ; Publius and Sempronius , you must do it ; +'Tis you must dig with mattock and with spade , +And pierce the inmost centre of the earth : +Then , when you come to Pluto's region , +I pray you , deliver him this petition ; +Tell him , it is for justice and for aid , +And that it comes from old Andronicus , +Shaken with sorrows in ungrateful Rome . +Ah ! Rome . Well , well ; I made thee miserable +What time I threw the people's suffrages +On him that thus doth tyrannize o'er me . +Go , get you gone ; and pray be careful all , +And leave you not a man-of-war unsearch'd : +This wicked emperor may have shipp'd her hence ; +And , kinsmen , then we may go pipe for justice . + +O Publius ! is not this a heavy case , +To see thy noble uncle thus distract ? + +Therefore , my lord , it highly us concerns +By day and night to attend him carefully , +And feed his humour kindly as we may , +Till time beget some careful remedy . + +Kinsmen , his sorrows are past remedy . +Join with the Goths , and with revengeful war +Take wreak on Rome for this ingratitude , +And vengeance on the traitor Saturnine . + +Publius , how now ! how now , my masters ! +What ! have you met with her ? + +No , my good lord ; but Pluto sends you word , +If you will have Revenge from hell , you shall : +Marry , for Justice , she is so employ'd , +He thinks , with Jove in heaven , or somewhere else , +So that perforce you must needs stay a time . + +He doth me wrong to feed me with delays . +I'll dive into the burning lake below , +And pull her out of Acheron by the heels . +Marcus , we are but shrubs , no cedars we ; +No big-bon'd men fram'd of the Cyclops' size ; +But metal , Marcus , steel to the very back , +Yet wrung with wrongs more than our backs can bear : +And sith there's no justice in earth nor hell , +We will solicit heaven and move the gods +To send down Justice for to wreak our wrongs . +Come , to this gear . You are a good archer , Marcus . + +Ad Javem , that's for you : here , ad Apollinem : +Ad Martem , that's for myself : +Here , boy , to Pallas : here , to Mercury : +To Saturn , Caius , not to Saturnine ; +You were as good to shoot against the wind . +To it , boy ! Marcus , loose when I bid . +Of my word , I have written to effect ; +There's not a god left unsolicited . + +Kinsmen , shoot all your shafts into the court : +We will afflict the emperor in his pride . + +Now , masters , draw . + +O ! well said , Lucius ! +Good boy , in Virgo's lap : give it Pallas . + +My lord , I aim a mile beyond the moon ; +Your letter is with Jupiter by this . + +Ha ! Publius , Publius , what hast thou done ? +See , see ! thou hast shot off one of Taurus' horns . + +This was the sport , my lord : when Publius shot , +The Bull , being gall'd , gave Aries such a knock +That down fell both the Ram's horns in the court ; +And who should find them but the empress' villain ? +She laugh'd , and told the Moor , he should not choose +But give them to his master for a present . + +Why , there it goes : God give his lordship joy ! + + +News ! news from heaven ! Marcus , the post is come . +Sirrah , what tidings ? have you any letters ? + +Shall I have justice ? what says Jupiter ? + +O ! tho gibbet-maker ? He says that he hath taken them down again , for the man must not be hanged till the next week . + +But what says Jupiter , I ask thee ? + +Alas ! sir , I know not Jupiter ; I never drank with him in all my life . + +Why , villain , art not thou the carrier ? + +Ay , of my pigeons , sir ; nothing else . + +Why , didst thou not come from heaven ? + +From heaven ! alas ! sir , I never came there . God forbid I should be so bold to press to heaven in my young days . Why , I am going with my pigeons to the tribunal plebs , to take up a matter of brawl betwixt my uncle and one of the emperial's men . + +Why , sir , that is as fit as can be to serve for your oration ; and let him deliver the pigeons to the emperor from you . + +Tell me , can you deliver an oration to the emperor with a grace ? + +Nay , truly , sir , I could never say grace in all my life . + +Sirrah , come hither : make no more ado , +But give your pigeons to the emperor : +By me thou shalt have justice at his hands . +Hold , hold ; meanwhile , here's money for thy charges . +Give me pen and ink . +Sirrah , can you with a grace deliver a supplication ? + +Ay , sir . + +Then here is a supplication for you . And when you come to him , at the first approach you must kneel ; then kiss his foot ; then deliver up your pigeons ; and then look for your reward . I'll be at hand , sir ; see you do it bravely . + +I warrant you , sir ; let me alone . + +Sirrah , hast thou a knife ? Come , let me see it . +Here , Marcus , fold it in the oration ; +For thou hast made it like a humble suppliant : +And when thou hast given it to the emperor , +Knock at my door , and tell me what he says . + +God be with you , sir ; I will . + +Come , Marcus , let us go . Publius , follow me . + +Why , lords , what wrongs are these ! Was ever seen +An emperor of Rome thus overborne , +Troubled , confronted thus ; and , for the extent +Of egal justice , us'd in such contempt ? +My lords , you know , as do the mightful gods , +However these disturbers of our peace +Buzz in the people's ears ,there nought hath pass'd , +But even with law , against the wilful sons +Of old Andronicus . And what an if +His sorrows have so overwhelm'd his wits , +Shall we be thus afflicted in his wreaks , +His fits , his frenzy , and his bitterness ? +And now he writes to heaven for his redress : +See , here's to Jove , and this to Mercury ; +This to Apollo ; this to the god of war ; +Sweet scrolls to fly about the streets of Rome ! +What's this but libelling against the senate , +And blazoning our injustice every where ? +A goodly humour , is it not , my lords ? +As who would say , in Rome no justice were . +But if I live , his feigned ecstasies +Shall be no shelter to these outrages ; +But he and his shall know that justice lives +In Saturninus' health ; whom , if she sleep , +He'll so awake , as she in fury shall +Cut off the proud'st conspirator that lives . + +My gracious lord , my lovely Saturnine , +Lord of my life , commander of my thoughts , +Calm thee , and bear the faults of Titus' age , +The effects of sorrow for his valiant sons , +Whose loss hath pierc'd him deep and scarr'd his heart ; +And rather comfort his distressed plight +Than prosecute the meanest or the best +For these contempts . + +Why , thus it shall become +High-witted Tamora to gloze with all : +But , Titus , I have touch'd thee to the quick , +Thy life-blood out : if Aaron now be wise , +Then is all safe , the anchor's in the port . + +How now , good fellow ! wouldst thou speak with us ? + +Yea , forsooth , an your mistership be emperial . + +Empress I am , but yonder sits the emperor . + +'Tis he . God and Saint Stephen give you good den . +I have brought you a letter and a couple of pigeons here . + + +Go , take him away , and hang him presently . + +How much money must I have ? + +Come , sirrah , you must be hanged . + +Hanged ! By 'r , lady , then I have brought up a neck to a fair end . + + +Despiteful and intolerable wrongs ! +Shall I endure this monstrous villany ? +I know from whence this same device proceeds : +May this be borne ? As if his traitorous sons , +That died by law for murder of our brother , +Have by my means been butcher'd wrongfully ! +Go , drag the villain hither by the hair ; +Nor age nor honour shall shape privilege . +For this proud mock I'll be thy slaughterman ; +Sly frantic wretch , that holp'st to make me great , +In hope thyself should govern Rome and me . + +What news with thee , milius ? + +Arm , arm , my lord ! Rome never had more cause . +The Goths have gather'd head , and with a power +Of high-resolved men , bent to the spoil , +They hither march amain , under conduct +Of Lucius , son to old Andronicus ; +Who threats , in course of this revenge , to do +As much as ever Coriolanus did . + +Is war-like Lucius general of the Goths ? +These tidings nip me , and I hang the head +As flowers with frost or grass beat down with storms . +Ay , now begin our sorrows to approach : +'Tis he the common people love so much ; +Myself hath often heard them say , +When I have walked like a private man , +That Lucius' banishment was wrongfully , +And they have wish'd that Lucius were their emperor . + +Why should you fear ? is not your city strong ? + +Ay , but the citizens favour Lucius , +And will revolt from me to succour him . + +King , be thy thoughts imperious , like thy name . +Is the sun dimm'd , that gnats do fly in it ? +The eagle suffers little birds to sing , +And is not careful what they mean thereby , +Knowing that with the shadow of his wings +He can at pleasure stint their melody ; +Even so mayst thou the giddy men of Rome . +Then cheer thy spirit ; for know , thou emperor , +I will enchant the old Andronicus +With words more sweet , and yet more dangerous , +Than baits to fish , or honey-stalks to sheep , +Whenas the one is wounded with the bait , +The other rotted with delicious feed . + +But he will not entreat his son for us . + +If Tamora entreat him , then he will : +For I can smooth and fill his aged ear +With golden promises , that , were his heart +Almost impregnable , his old ears deaf , +Yet should both ear and heart obey my tongue . + + +Go thou before , be our ambassador : +Say that the emperor requests a parley +Of war-like Lucius , and appoint the meeting , +Even at his father's house , the old Andronicus . + +milius , do this message honourably : +And if he stand on hostage for his safety , +Bid him demand what pledge will please him best . + +Your bidding shall I do effectually . + + +Now will I to that old Andronicus , +And temper him with all the art I have , +To pluck proud Lucius from the war-like Goths . +And now , sweet emperor , be blithe again , +And bury all thy fear in my devices . + +Then go successantly , and plead to him . + +Approved warriors , and my faithful friends , +I have received letters from great Rome , +Which signify what hate they bear their emperor , +And how desirous of our sight they are . +Therefore , great lords , be , as your titles witness , +Imperious and impatient of your wrongs ; +And wherein Rome hath done you any scath , +Let him make treble satisfaction . + +Brave slip , sprung from the great Andronicus , +Whose name was once our terror , now our comfort ; +Whose high exploits and honourable deeds +Ingrateful Rome requites with foul contempt , +Be bold in us : we'll follow where thou lead'st , +Like stinging bees in hottest summer's day +Led by their master to the flower'd fields , +And be aveng'd on cursed Tamora . + +And , as he saith , so say we all with him . + +I humbly thank him , and I thank you all . +But who comes here , led by a lusty Goth ? + + +Renowned Lucius , from our troops I stray'd , +To gaze upon a ruinous monastery ; +And as I earnestly did fix mine eye +Upon the wasted building , suddenly +I heard a child cry underneath a wall . +I made unto the noise ; when soon I heard +The crying babe controll'd with this discourse : +'Peace , tawny slave , half me and half thy dam ! +Did not thy hue bewray whose brat thou art , +Had nature lent thee but thy mother's look , +Villain , thou mightst have been an emperor : +But where the bull and cow are both milk-white , +They never do beget a coal-black calf . +Peace , villain , peace !' even thus he rates the babe , +'For I must bear thee to a trusty Goth ; +Who , when he knows thou art the empress' babe , +Will hold thee dearly for thy mother's sake .' +With this , my weapon drawn , I rush'd upon him , +Surpris'd him suddenly , and brought him hither , +To use as you think needful of the man . + +O worthy Goth , this is the incarnate devil +That robb'd Andronicus of his good hand : +This is the pearl that pleas'd your empress' eye , +And here's the base fruit of his burning lust . +Say , wall-ey'd slave , whither wouldst thou convey +This growing image of thy fiend-like face ? +Why dost not speak ? What ! deaf ? not a word ? +A halter , soldiers ! hang him on this tree , +And by his side his fruit of bastardy . + +Touch not the boy ; he is of royal blood . + +Too like the sire for ever being good . +First hang the child , that he may see it sprawl ; +A sight to vex the father's soul withal . +Get me a ladder . + + +Lucius , save the child ; +And bear it from me to the empress . +If thou do this , I'll show thee wondrous things , +That highly may advantage thee to hear : +If thou wilt not , befall what may befall , +I'll speak no more but 'Vengeance rot you all !' + +Say on ; and if it please me which thou speak'st , +Thy child shall live , and I will see it nourish'd . + +An if it please thee ! why , assure thee , Lucius , +'Twill vex'thy soul to hear what I shall speak ; +For I must talk of murders , rapes , and massacres , +Acts of black night , abominable deeds , +Complots of mischief , treason , villanies +Ruthful to hear , yet piteously perform'd : +And this shall all be buried by my death , +Unless thou swear to me my child shall live . + +Tell on thy mind : I say , thy child shall live . + +Swear that he shall , and then I will begin . + +Who should I swear by ? thou believ'st no god : +That granted , how canst thou believe an oath ? + +What if I do not ? as , indeed , I do not ; +Yet , for I know thou art religious , +And hast a thing within thee called conscience , +With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies , +Which I have seen thee careful to observe , +Therefore I urge thy oath ; for that I know +An idiot holds his bauble for a god , +And keeps the oath which by that god he swears , +To that I'll urge him : therefore thou shalt vow +By that same god , what god soe'er it be , +That thou ador'st and hast in reverence , +To save my boy , to nourish and bring him up : +Or else I will discover nought to thee . + +Even by my god I swear to thee I will . + +First , know thou , I begot him on the empress . + +O most insatiate and luxurious woman ! + +Tut ! Lucius , this was but a deed of charity +To that which thou shalt hear of me anon . +'Twas her two sons that murder'd Bassianus ; +They cut thy sister's tongue and ravish'd her , +And cut her hands and trimm'd her as thou saw'st . + +O detestable villain ! call'st thou that trimming ? + +Why , she was wash'd , and cut , and trimm'd , and 'twas +Trim sport for them that had the doing of it . + +O barbarous , beastly villains , like thyself ! + +Indeed , I was their tutor to instruct them . +That codding spirit had they from their mother , +As sure a card as ever won the set ; +That bloody mind , I think , they learn'd of me +As true a dog as ever fought at head . +Well , let my deeds be witness of my worth . +I train'd thy brethren to that guileful hole +Where the dead corpse of Bassianus lay ; +I wrote the letter that thy father found , +And hid the gold within the letter mention'd , +Confederate with the queen and her two sons : +And what not done , that thou hast cause to rue , +Wherein I had no stroke of mischief in it ? +I play'd the cheater for thy father's hand , +And , when I had it , drew myself apart , +And almost broke my heart with extreme laughter . +I pry'd me through the crevice of a wall +When , for his hand , he had his two sons' heads ; +Beheld his tears , and laugh'd so heartily , +That both mine eyes were rainy like to his : +And when I told the empress of this sport , +She swounded almost at my pleasing tale , +And for my tidings gave me twenty kisses . + +What ! canst thou say all this , and never blush ? + +Ay , like a black dog , as the saying is . + +Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds ? + +Ay , that I had not done a thousand more . +Even now I curse the day , and yet , I think , +Few come within the compass of my curse , +Wherein I did not some notorious ill : +As kill a man , or else devise his death ; +Ravish a maid , or plot the way to do it ; +Accuse some innocent , and forswear myself ; +Set deadly enmity between two friends ; +Make poor men's cattle break their necks ; +Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night , +And bid the owners quench them with their tears , +Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves , +And set them upright at their dear friends' doors , +Even when their sorrows almost were forgot ; +And on their skins , as on the bark of trees , +Have with my knife carved in Roman letters , +'Let not your sorrow die , though I am dead .' +Tut ! I have done a thousand dreadful things +As willingly as one would kill a fly , +And nothing grieves me heartily indeed +But that I cannot do ten thousand more . + +Bring down the devil , for he must not die +So sweet a death as hanging presently . + +If there be devils , would I were a devil , +To live and burn in everlasting fire , +So I might have your company in hell , +But to torment you with my bitter tongue ! + +Sirs , stop his mouth , and let him speak no more . + + +My lord , there is a messenger from Rome +Desires to be admitted to your presence . + +Let him come near . + +Welcome , milius ! what's the news from Rome ? + +Lord Lucius , and you princes of the Goths , +The Roman emperor greets you all by me ; +And , for he understands you are in arms , +He craves a parley at your father's house , +Willing you to demand your hostages , +And they shall be immediately deliver'd . + +What says our general ? + +milius , let the emperor give his pledges +Unto my father and my uncle Marcus , +And we will come . March away . + + +Thus , in this strange and sad habiliment , +I will encounter with Andronicus , +And say I am Revenge , sent from below +To join with him and right his heinous wrongs . +Knock at his study , where , they say , he keeps , +To ruminate strange plots of dire revenge ; +Tell him , Revenge is come to join with him , +And work confusion on his enemies . + +Who doth molest my contemplation ? +Is it your trick to make me ope the door , +That so my sad decrees may fly away , +And all my study be to no effect ? +You are deceiv'd ; for what I mean to do , +See here , in bloody lines I have set down ; +And what is written shall be executed . + +Titus , I am come to talk with thee . + +No , not a word ; how can I grace my talk , +Wanting a hand to give it action ? +Thou hast the odds of me ; therefore no more . + +If thou didst know me , thou wouldst talk with me . + +I am not mad ; I know thee well enough : +Witness this wretched stump , witness these crimson lines ; +Witness these trenches made by grief and care ; +Witness the tiring day and heavy night ; +Witness all sorrow , that I know thee well +For our proud empress , mighty Tamora . +Is not thy coming for my other hand ? + +Know , thou sad man , I am not Tamora ; +She is thy enemy , and I thy friend : +I am Revenge , sent from the infernal kingdom , +To ease the gnawing vulture of thy mind , +By working wreakful vengeance on thy foes . +Come down , and welcome me to this world's light ; +Confer with me of murder and of death . +There's not a hollow cave or lurking-place , +No vast obscurity or misty vale , +Where bloody murder or detested rape +Can couch for fear , but I will find them out ; +And in their ears tell them my dreadful name , +Revenge , which makes the foul offender quake . + +Art thou Revenge ? and art thou sent to me , +To be a torment to mine enemies ? + +I am ; therefore come down , and welcome me . + +Do me some service ere I come to thee . +Lo , by thy side where Rape and Murder stands ; +Now give some surance that thou art Revenge : +Stab them , or tear them on thy chariot-wheels , +And then I'll come and be thy waggoner , +And whirl along with thee about the globe . +Provide two proper palfreys , black as jet , +To hale thy vengeful waggon swift away , +And find out murderers in their guilty caves : +And when thy car is loaden with their heads , +I will dismount , and by the waggon-wheel +Trot like a servile footman all day long , +Even from Hyperion's rising in the east +Until his very downfall in the sea : +And day by day I'll do this heavy task , +So thou destroy Rapine and Murder there . + +These are my ministers , and come with me . + +Are these thy ministers ? what are they call'd ? + +Rapine and Murder ; therefore called so , +Cause they take vengeance of such kind of men . + +Good Lord , how like the empress' sons they are , +And you the empress ! but we worldly men +Have miserable , mad , mistaking eyes . +O sweet Revenge ! now do I come to thee ; +And , if one arm's embracement will content thee , +I will embrace thee in it by and by . + + +This closing with him fits his lunacy . +Whate'er I forge to feed his brain-sick fits , +Do you uphold and maintain in your speeches , +For now he firmly takes me for Revenge ; +And , being credulous in this mad thought , +I'll make him send for Lucius his son ; +And , whilst I at a banquet hold him sure , +I'll find some cunning practice out of hand +To scatter and disperse the giddy Goths , +Or , at the least , make them his enemies . +See , here he comes , and I must ply my theme . + + +Long have I been forlorn , and all for thee : +Welcome , dread Fury , to my woeful house : +Rapine and Murder , you are welcome too . +How like the empress and her sons you are ! +Well are you fitted had you but a Moor : +Could not all hell afford you such a devil ? +For well I wot the empress never wags +But in her company there is a Moor ; +And would you represent our queen aright , +It were convenient you had such a devil . +But welcome as you are . What shall we do ? + +What wouldst thou have us do , Andronicus ? + +Show me a murderer , I'll deal with him . + +Show me a villain that hath done a rape , +And I am sent to be reveng'd on him . + +Show me a thousand that have done thee wrong , +And I will be revenged on them all . + +Look round about the wicked streets of Rome , +And when thou find'st a man that's like thyself , +Good Murder , stab him ; he's a murderer . +Go thou with him ; and when it is thy hap +To find another that is like to thee , +Good Rapine , stab him ; he's a ravisher . +Go thou with them ; and in the emperor's court +There is a queen attended by a Moor ; +Well mayst thou know her by thy own proportion , +For up and down she doth resemble thee : +I pray thee , do on them some violent death ; +They have been violent to me and mine . + +Well hast thou lesson'd us ; this shall we do . +But would it please thee , good Andronicus , +To send for Lucius , thy thrice-valiant son , +Who leads towards Rome a band of war-like Goths , +And bid him come and banquet at thy house : +When he is here , even at thy solemn feast , +I will bring in the empress and her sons , +The emperor himself , and all thy foes , +And at thy mercy shall they stoop and kneel , +And on them shalt thou ease thy angry heart . +What says Andronicus to this device ? + +Marcus , my brother ! 'tis sad Titus calls . + + +Go , gentle Marcus , to thy nephew Lucius ; +Thou shalt inquire him out among the Goths : +Bid him repair to me , and bring with him +Some of the chiefest princes of the Goths ; +Bid him encamp his soldiers where they are : +Tell him , the emperor and the empress too +Feast at my house , and he shall feast with them . +This do thou for my love ; and so let him , + +As he regards his aged father's life . + +This will I do , and soon return again . + + +Now will I hence about thy business , +And take my ministers along with me . + +Nay , nay , let Rape and Murder stay with me ; +Or else I'll call my brother back again , +And cleave to no revenge but Lucius . + +What say you , boys ? will you abide with him , +Whiles I go tell my lord the emperor +How I have govern'd our determin'd jest ? +Yield to his humour , smooth and speak him fair , +And tarry with him till I turn again . + +I know them all , though they suppose me mad ; +And will o'er-reach them in their own devices ; +A pair of cursed hell-hounds and their dam . + +Madam , depart at pleasure ; leave us here . + +Farewell , Andronicus : Revenge now goes +To lay a complot to betray thy foes . + + +I know thou dost ; and , sweet Revenge , farewell . + +Tell us , old man , how shall we be employ'd ? + +Tut ! I have work enough for you to do . +Publius , come hither , Caius , and Valentine ! + + +What is your will ? + +Know you these two ? + +The empress' sons , +I take them , Chiron and Demetrius . + +Fie , Publius , fie ! thou art too much deceiv'd ; +The one is Murder , Rape is the other's name ; +And therefore bind them , gentle Publius ; +Caius and Valentine , lay hands on them ; +Oft have you heard me wish for such an hour , +And now I find it : therefore bind them sure , +And stop their mouths , if they begin to cry . + + +Villains , forbear ! we are the empress' sons . + +And therefore do we what we are commanded . +Stop close their mouths , let them not speak a word . +Is he sure bound ? look that you bind them fast . + + +Come , come , Lavinia ; look , thy foes are bound . +Sirs , stop their mouths , let them not speak to me , +But let them hear what fearful words I utter . +O villains , Chiron and Demetrius ! +Here stands the spring whom you have stain'd with mud , +This goodly summer with your winter mix'd . +You kill'd her husband , and for that vile fault +Two of her brothers were condemn'd to death , +My hand cut off and made a merry jest : +Both her sweet hands , her tongue , and that more dear +Than hands or tongue , her spotless chastity , +Inhuman traitors , you constrain'd and forc'd . +What would you say if I should let you speak ? +Villains ! for shame you could not beg for grace . +Hark , wretches ! how I mean to martyr you . +This one hand yet is left to cut your throats , +Whilst that Levinia 'tween her stumps doth hold +The basin that receives your guilty blood . +You know your mother means to feast with me , +And calls herself Revenge , and thinks me mad . +Hark ! villains , I will grind your bones to dust , +And with your blood and it I'll make a paste ; +And of the paste a coffin I will rear , +And make two pasties of your shameful heads ; +And bid that strumpet , your unhallow'd dam , +Like to the earth swallow her own increase . +This is the feast that I have bid her to , +And this the banquet she shall surfeit on ; +For worse than Philomel you us'd my daughter , +And worse than Procne I will be reveng'd . +And now prepare your throats . Lavinia , come . + +Receive the blood : and when that they are dead , +Let me go grind their bones to powder small , +And with this hateful liquor temper it ; +And in that paste let their vile heads be bak'd . +Come , come , be every one officious +To make this banquet , which I wish may prove +More stern and bloody than the Centaurs' feast . +So , now bring them in , for I will play the cook , +And see them ready 'gainst their mother comes . + + +Uncle Marcus , since it is my father's mind +That I repair to Rome , I am content . + +And ours with thine , befall what fortune will . + +Good uncle , take you in this barbarous Moor , +This ravenous tiger , this accursed devil ; +Let him receive no sustenance , fetter him , +Till he be brought unto the empress' face , +For testimony of her foul proceedings : +And see the ambush of our friends be strong ; +I fear the emperor means no good to us . + +Some devil whisper curses in mine ear , +And prompt me , that my tongue may utter forth +The venomous malice of my swelling heart ! + +Away , inhuman dog ! unhallow'd slave ! +Sirs , help our uncle to convey him in . + +The trumpets show the emperor is at hand . + + +What ! hath the firmament more suns than one ? + +What boots it thee , to call thyself a sun ? + +Rome's emperor , and nephew , break the parle ; +These quarrels must be quietly debated . +The feast is ready which the careful Titus +Hath ordain'd to an honourable end , +For peace , for love , for league , and good to Rome : +Please you , therefore , draw nigh , and take your places . + +Marcus , we will . + + +Welcome , my gracious lord ; welcome , dread queen ; +Welcome , ye war-like Goths ; welcome , Lucius ; +And welcome , all . Although the cheer be poor , +'Twill fill your stomachs ; please you eat of it . + +Why art thou thus attir'd , Andronicus ? + +Because I would be sure to have all well +To entertain your highness , and your empress . + +We are beholding to you , good Andronicus . + +An if your highness knew my heart , you were . +My lord the emperor , resolve me this : +Was it well done of rash Virginius +To slay his daughter with his own right hand , +Because she was enforced , stain'd , and deflower'd ? + +It was , Andronicus . + +Your reason , mighty lord ? + +Because the girl should not survive her shame , +And by her presence still renew his sorrows . + +A reason mighty , strong , and effectual ; +A pattern , precedent , and lively warrant , +For me most wretched , to perform the like . +Die , die . Lavinia , and thy shame with thee ; +And with thy shame thy father's sorrow die ! + + +What hast thou done , unnatural and unkind ? + +Kill'd her , for whom my tears have made me blind . +I am as woeful as Virginius was , +And have a thousand times more cause than he +To do this outrage : and it is now done . + +What ! was she ravish'd ? tell who did the deed . + +Will 't please you eat ? will 't please your highness feed ? + +Why hast thou slain thine only daughter thus ? + +Not I ; 'twas Chiron and Demetrius : +They ravish'd her , and cut away her tongue : +And they , 'twas they , that did her all this wrong . + +Go fetch them hither to us presently . + +Why , there they are both , baked in that pie ; +Whereof their mother daintily hath fed , +Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred . +'Tis true , 'tis true ; witness my knife's sharp point . + + +Die , frantic wretch , for this accursed deed ! + + +Can the son's eye behold his father bleed ? +There's meed for meed , death for a deadly deed ! + +You sad-fac'd men , people and sons of Rome , +By uproar sever'd , like a flight of fowl +Scatter'd by winds and high tempestuous gusts , +O ! let me teach you how to knit again +This scatter'd corn into one mutual sheaf , +These broken limbs again into one body , +Lest Rome herself be bane unto herself , +And she whom mighty kingdoms curtsy to , +Like a forlorn and desperate castaway , +Do shameful execution on herself . +But if my frosty signs and chaps of age , +Grave witnesses of true experience , +Cannot induce you to attend my words , + + +Speak , Rome's dear friend , as erst our ancestor , +When with his solemn tongue he did discourse +To love-sick Dido's sad attending ear +The story of that baleful burning night +When subtle Greeks surpris'd King Priam's Troy ; +Tell us what Sinon hath bewitch'd our ears , +Or who hath brought the fatal engine in +That gives our Troy , our Rome , the civil wound . +My heart is not compact of flint nor steel , +Nor can I utter all our bitter grief , +But floods of tears will drown my oratory , +And break my very utterance , even in the time +When it should move you to attend me most , +Lending your kind commiseration . +Here is a captain , let him tell the tale ; +Your hearts will throb and weep to hear him speak . + +Then , noble auditory , be it known to you , +That cursed Chiron and Demetrius +Were they that murdered our emperor's brother ; +And they it was that ravished our sister . +For their fell faults our brothers were beheaded , +Our father's tears despis'd , and basely cozen'd +Of that true hand that fought Rome's quarrel out , +And sent her enemies unto the grave : +Lastly , myself unkindly banished , +The gates shut on me , and turn'd weeping out , +To beg relief among Rome's enemies ; +Who drown'd their enmity in my true tears , +And op'd their arms to embrace me as a friend : +And I am the turn'd forth , be it known to you , +That have preserv'd her welfare in my blood , +And from her bosom took the enemy's point , +Sheathing the steel in my adventurous body . +Alas ! you know I am no vaunter , I ; +My scars can witness , dumb although they are , +That my report is just and full of truth . +But , soft ! methinks I do digress too much , +Citing my worthless praise : O ! pardon me ; +For when no friends are by , men praise themselves . + +Now is my turn to speak . Behold this child ; +Of this was Tamora delivered , +The issue of an irreligious Moor , +Chief architect and plotter of these woes . +The villain is alive in Titus' house , +Damn'd as he is , to witness this is true . +Now judge what cause had Titus to revenge +These wrongs , unspeakable , past patience , +Or more than any living man could bear . +Now you have heard the truth , what say you Romans ? +Have we done aught amiss , show us wherein , +And , from the place where you behold us now , +The poor remainder of Andronici +Will , hand in hand , all headlong cast us down , +And on the ragged stones beat forth our brains , +And make a mutual closure of our house . +Speak , Romans , speak ! and if you say we shall , +Lo ! hand in hand , Lucius and I will fall . + +Come , come , thou reverend man of Rome , +And bring our emperor gently in thy hand , +Lucius , our emperor ; for well I know +The common voice do cry it shall be so . + +Lucius , all hail ! Rome's royal emperor ! + +Go , go into old Titus' sorrowful house , +And hither , hale that misbelieving Moor , +To be adjudg'd some direful slaughtering death , +As punishment for his most wicked life . + +Lucius , all hail ! Rome's gracious governor ! + +Thanks , gentle Romans : may I govern so , +To heal Rome's harms , and wipe away her woe ! +But , gentle people , give me aim awhile , +For nature puts me to a heavy task . +Stand all aloof ; but , uncle , draw you near , +To shed obsequious tears upon this trunk . +O ! take this warm kiss on thy pale cold lips , + +These sorrowful drops upon thy blood-stain'd face , +The last true duties of thy noble son ! + +Tear for tear , and loving kiss for kiss , +Thy brother Marcus tenders on thy lips : +O ! were the sum of these that I should pay +Countless and infinite , yet would I pay them . + +Come hither , boy ; come , come , and learn of us +To melt in showers : thy grandsire lov'd thee well : +Many a time he danc'd thee on his knee , +Sung thee asleep , his loving breast thy pillow ; +Many a matter hath he told to thee , +Meet and agreeing with thine infancy ; +In that respect , then , like a loving child , +Shed yet some small drops from thy tender spring , +Because kind nature doth require it so : +Friends should associate friends in grief and woe . +Bid him farewell ; commit him to the grave ; +Do him that kindness , and take leave of him . + +O grandsire , grandsire ! even with all my heart +Would I were dead , so you did live again . +O Lord ! I cannot speak to him for weeping ; +My tears will choke me if I ope my mouth . + + +You sad Andronici , have done with woes : +Give sentence on this execrable wretch , +That hath been breeder of these dire events . + +Set him breast-deep in earth , and famish him ; +There let him stand , and rave , and cry for food : +If any one relieves or pities him , +For the offence he dies . This is our doom : +Some stay to see him fasten'd in the earth . + +O ! why should wrath be mute , and fury dumb ? +I am no baby , I , that with base prayers +I should repent the evils I have done . +Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did +Would I perform , if I might have my will : +If one good deed in all my life I did , +I do repent it from my very soul . + +Some loving friends convey the emperor hence , +And give him burial in his father's grave . +My father and Lavinia shall forthwith +Be closed in our household's monument . +As for that heinous tiger , Tamora , +No funeral rite , nor man in mournful weeds , +No mournful bell shall ring her burial ; +But throw her forth to beasts and birds of prey . +Her life was beast-like , and devoid of pity ; +And , being so , shall have like want of pity . +See justice done on Aaron , that damn'd Moor , +By whom our heavy haps had their beginning : +Then , afterwards , to order well the state , +That like events may ne'er it ruinate . + diff --git a/sherlock-holmes.txt b/sherlock-holmes.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..75de0e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sherlock-holmes.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12648 @@ +THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES + +by + +SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE + + + + I . A Scandal in Bohemia + II . The Red - headed League + III . A Case of Identity + IV . The Boscombe Valley Mystery + V . The Five Orange Pips + VI . The Man with the Twisted Lip + VII . The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle +VIII . The Adventure of the Speckled Band + IX . The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb + X . The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor + XI . The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet + XII . The Adventure of the Copper Beeches + + + + +ADVENTURE I . A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA + +I . + +To Sherlock Holmes she is always THE woman . I have seldom heard +him mention her under any other name . In his eyes she eclipses +and predominates the whole of her sex . It was not that he felt +any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler . All emotions , and that +one particularly , were abhorrent to his cold , precise but +admirably balanced mind . He was , I take it , the most perfect +reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen , but as a +lover he would have placed himself in a false position . He never +spoke of the softer passions , save with a gibe and a sneer . They +were admirable things for the observer - excellent for drawing the +veil from men's motives and actions . But for the trained reasoner +to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely +adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which +might throw a doubt upon all his mental results . Grit in a +sensitive instrument , or a crack in one of his own high - power +lenses , would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a +nature such as his . And yet there was but one woman to him , and +that woman was the late Irene Adler , of dubious and questionable +memory . + +I had seen little of Holmes lately . My marriage had drifted us +away from each other . My own complete happiness , and the +home - centred interests which rise up around the man who first +finds himself master of his own establishment , were sufficient to +absorb all my attention , while Holmes , who loathed every form of +society with his whole Bohemian soul , remained in our lodgings in +Baker Street , buried among his old books , and alternating from +week to week between cocaine and ambition , the drowsiness of the +drug , and the fierce energy of his own keen nature . He was still , +as ever , deeply attracted by the study of crime , and occupied his +immense faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in +following out those clues , and clearing up those mysteries which +had been abandoned as hopeless by the official police . From time +to time I heard some vague account of his doings : of his summons +to Odessa in the case of the Trepoff murder , of his clearing up +of the singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee , +and finally of the mission which he had accomplished so +delicately and successfully for the reigning family of Holland . +Beyond these signs of his activity , however , which I merely +shared with all the readers of the daily press , I knew little of +my former friend and companion . + +One night - it was on the twentieth of March , 1888 - I was +returning from a journey to a patient ( for I had now returned to +civil practice , when my way led me through Baker Street . As I +passed the well - remembered door , which must always be associated +in my mind with my wooing , and with the dark incidents of the +Study in Scarlet , I was seized with a keen desire to see Holmes +again , and to know how he was employing his extraordinary powers . +His rooms were brilliantly lit , and , even as I looked up , I saw +his tall , spare figure pass twice in a dark silhouette against +the blind . He was pacing the room swiftly , eagerly , with his head +sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped behind him . To me , who +knew his every mood and habit , his attitude and manner told their +own story . He was at work again . He had risen out of his +drug - created dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new +problem . I rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber which +had formerly been in part my own . + +His manner was not effusive . It seldom was ; but he was glad , I +think , to see me . With hardly a word spoken , but with a kindly +eye , he waved me to an armchair , threw across his case of cigars , +and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner . Then he +stood before the fire and looked me over in his singular +introspective fashion . + +" Wedlock suits you " he remarked . " I think , Watson , that you have +put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you " + +" Seven " I answered . + +" Indeed , I should have thought a little more . Just a trifle more , +I fancy , Watson . And in practice again , I observe . You did not +tell me that you intended to go into harness " + +" Then , how do you know " + +" I see it , I deduce it . How do I know that you have been getting +yourself very wet lately , and that you have a most clumsy and +careless servant girl " + +" My dear Holmes " said I , " this is too much . You would certainly +have been burned , had you lived a few centuries ago . It is true +that I had a country walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful +mess , but as I have changed my clothes I can't imagine how you +deduce it . As to Mary Jane , she is incorrigible , and my wife has +given her notice , but there , again , I fail to see how you work it +out " + +He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long , nervous hands +together . + +" It is simplicity itself " said he ; " my eyes tell me that on the +inside of your left shoe , just where the firelight strikes it , +the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts . Obviously they +have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round +the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it . +Hence , you see , my double deduction that you had been out in vile +weather , and that you had a particularly malignant boot - slitting +specimen of the London slavey . As to your practice , if a +gentleman walks into my rooms smelling of iodoform , with a black +mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefinger , and a bulge +on the right side of his top - hat to show where he has secreted +his stethoscope , I must be dull , indeed , if I do not pronounce +him to be an active member of the medical profession " + +I could not help laughing at the ease with which he explained his +process of deduction . " When I hear you give your reasons " I +remarked , " the thing always appears to me to be so ridiculously +simple that I could easily do it myself , though at each +successive instance of your reasoning I am baffled until you +explain your process . And yet I believe that my eyes are as good +as yours " + +" Quite so " he answered , lighting a cigarette , and throwing +himself down into an armchair . " You see , but you do not observe . +The distinction is clear . For example , you have frequently seen +the steps which lead up from the hall to this room " + +" Frequently " + +" How often " + +" Well , some hundreds of times " + +" Then how many are there " + +" How many ? I don't know " + +" Quite so ! You have not observed . And yet you have seen . That is +just my point . Now , I know that there are seventeen steps , +because I have both seen and observed . By - the - way , since you are +interested in these little problems , and since you are good +enough to chronicle one or two of my trifling experiences , you +may be interested in this " He threw over a sheet of thick , +pink - tinted note - paper which had been lying open upon the table . +" It came by the last post " said he . " Read it aloud " + +The note was undated , and without either signature or address . + +" There will call upon you to - night , at a quarter to eight +o'clock " it said , " a gentleman who desires to consult you upon a +matter of the very deepest moment . Your recent services to one of +the royal houses of Europe have shown that you are one who may +safely be trusted with matters which are of an importance which +can hardly be exaggerated . This account of you we have from all +quarters received . Be in your chamber then at that hour , and do +not take it amiss if your visitor wear a mask " + +" This is indeed a mystery " I remarked . " What do you imagine that +it means " + +" I have no data yet . It is a capital mistake to theorize before +one has data . Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit +theories , instead of theories to suit facts . But the note itself . +What do you deduce from it " + +I carefully examined the writing , and the paper upon which it was +written . + +" The man who wrote it was presumably well to do " I remarked , +endeavouring to imitate my companion's processes . " Such paper +could not be bought under half a crown a packet . It is peculiarly +strong and stiff " + +" Peculiar - that is the very word " said Holmes . " It is not an +English paper at all . Hold it up to the light " + +I did so , and saw a large " E " with a small " g " a " P " and a +large " G " with a small " t " woven into the texture of the paper . + +" What do you make of that " asked Holmes . + +" The name of the maker , no doubt ; or his monogram , rather " + +" Not at all . The ' G ' with the small ' t ' stands for +' Gesellschaft ' which is the German for ' Company ' It is a +customary contraction like our ' Co ' ' P ' of course , stands for +' Papier ' Now for the ' Eg ' Let us glance at our Continental +Gazetteer " He took down a heavy brown volume from his shelves . +" Eglow , Eglonitz - here we are , Egria . It is in a German - speaking +country - in Bohemia , not far from Carlsbad . ' Remarkable as being +the scene of the death of Wallenstein , and for its numerous +glass - factories and paper - mills ' Ha , ha , my boy , what do you +make of that " His eyes sparkled , and he sent up a great blue +triumphant cloud from his cigarette . + +" The paper was made in Bohemia " I said . + +" Precisely . And the man who wrote the note is a German . Do you +note the peculiar construction of the sentence - ' This account of +you we have from all quarters received ' A Frenchman or Russian +could not have written that . It is the German who is so +uncourteous to his verbs . It only remains , therefore , to discover +what is wanted by this German who writes upon Bohemian paper and +prefers wearing a mask to showing his face . And here he comes , if +I am not mistaken , to resolve all our doubts " + +As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses ' hoofs and +grating wheels against the curb , followed by a sharp pull at the +bell . Holmes whistled . + +" A pair , by the sound " said he . " Yes " he continued , glancing +out of the window . " A nice little brougham and a pair of +beauties . A hundred and fifty guineas apiece . There's money in +this case , Watson , if there is nothing else " + +" I think that I had better go , Holmes " + +" Not a bit , Doctor . Stay where you are . I am lost without my +Boswell . And this promises to be interesting . It would be a pity +to miss it " + +" But your client -" + +" Never mind him . I may want your help , and so may he . Here he +comes . Sit down in that armchair , Doctor , and give us your best +attention " + +A slow and heavy step , which had been heard upon the stairs and +in the passage , paused immediately outside the door . Then there +was a loud and authoritative tap . + +" Come in " said Holmes . + +A man entered who could hardly have been less than six feet six +inches in height , with the chest and limbs of a Hercules . His +dress was rich with a richness which would , in England , be looked +upon as akin to bad taste . Heavy bands of astrakhan were slashed +across the sleeves and fronts of his double - breasted coat , while +the deep blue cloak which was thrown over his shoulders was lined +with flame - coloured silk and secured at the neck with a brooch +which consisted of a single flaming beryl . Boots which extended +halfway up his calves , and which were trimmed at the tops with +rich brown fur , completed the impression of barbaric opulence +which was suggested by his whole appearance . He carried a +broad - brimmed hat in his hand , while he wore across the upper +part of his face , extending down past the cheekbones , a black +vizard mask , which he had apparently adjusted that very moment , +for his hand was still raised to it as he entered . From the lower +part of the face he appeared to be a man of strong character , +with a thick , hanging lip , and a long , straight chin suggestive +of resolution pushed to the length of obstinacy . + +" You had my note " he asked with a deep harsh voice and a +strongly marked German accent . " I told you that I would call " He +looked from one to the other of us , as if uncertain which to +address . + +" Pray take a seat " said Holmes . " This is my friend and +colleague , Dr . Watson , who is occasionally good enough to help me +in my cases . Whom have I the honour to address " + +" You may address me as the Count Von Kramm , a Bohemian nobleman . +I understand that this gentleman , your friend , is a man of honour +and discretion , whom I may trust with a matter of the most +extreme importance . If not , I should much prefer to communicate +with you alone " + +I rose to go , but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me +back into my chair . " It is both , or none " said he . " You may say +before this gentleman anything which you may say to me " + +The Count shrugged his broad shoulders . " Then I must begin " said +he , " by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years ; at +the end of that time the matter will be of no importance . At +present it is not too much to say that it is of such weight it +may have an influence upon European history " + +" I promise " said Holmes . + +" And I " + +" You will excuse this mask " continued our strange visitor . " The +august person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to +you , and I may confess at once that the title by which I have +just called myself is not exactly my own " + +" I was aware of it " said Holmes dryly . + +" The circumstances are of great delicacy , and every precaution +has to be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense +scandal and seriously compromise one of the reigning families of +Europe . To speak plainly , the matter implicates the great House +of Ormstein , hereditary kings of Bohemia " + +" I was also aware of that " murmured Holmes , settling himself +down in his armchair and closing his eyes . + +Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the languid , +lounging figure of the man who had been no doubt depicted to him +as the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe . +Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at his +gigantic client . + +" If your Majesty would condescend to state your case " he +remarked , " I should be better able to advise you " + +The man sprang from his chair and paced up and down the room in +uncontrollable agitation . Then , with a gesture of desperation , he +tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground . " You +are right " he cried ; " I am the King . Why should I attempt to +conceal it " + +" Why , indeed " murmured Holmes . " Your Majesty had not spoken +before I was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich +Sigismond von Ormstein , Grand Duke of Cassel - Felstein , and +hereditary King of Bohemia " + +" But you can understand " said our strange visitor , sitting down +once more and passing his hand over his high white forehead , " you +can understand that I am not accustomed to doing such business in +my own person . Yet the matter was so delicate that I could not +confide it to an agent without putting myself in his power . I +have come incognito from Prague for the purpose of consulting +you " + +" Then , pray consult " said Holmes , shutting his eyes once more . + +" The facts are briefly these : Some five years ago , during a +lengthy visit to Warsaw , I made the acquaintance of the well - known +adventuress , Irene Adler . The name is no doubt familiar to you " + +" Kindly look her up in my index , Doctor " murmured Holmes without +opening his eyes . For many years he had adopted a system of +docketing all paragraphs concerning men and things , so that it +was difficult to name a subject or a person on which he could not +at once furnish information . In this case I found her biography +sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a +staff - commander who had written a monograph upon the deep - sea +fishes . + +" Let me see " said Holmes . " Hum ! Born in New Jersey in the year +1858 . Contralto - hum ! La Scala , hum ! Prima donna Imperial Opera +of Warsaw - yes ! Retired from operatic stage - ha ! Living in +London - quite so ! Your Majesty , as I understand , became entangled +with this young person , wrote her some compromising letters , and +is now desirous of getting those letters back " + +" Precisely so . But how -" + +" Was there a secret marriage " + +" None " + +" No legal papers or certificates " + +" None " + +" Then I fail to follow your Majesty . If this young person should +produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes , how is +she to prove their authenticity " + +" There is the writing " + +" Pooh , pooh ! Forgery " + +" My private note - paper " + +" Stolen " + +" My own seal " + +" Imitated " + +" My photograph " + +" Bought " + +" We were both in the photograph " + +" Oh , dear ! That is very bad ! Your Majesty has indeed committed an +indiscretion " + +" I was mad - insane " + +" You have compromised yourself seriously " + +" I was only Crown Prince then . I was young . I am but thirty now " + +" It must be recovered " + +" We have tried and failed " + +" Your Majesty must pay . It must be bought " + +" She will not sell " + +" Stolen , then " + +" Five attempts have been made . Twice burglars in my pay ransacked +her house . Once we diverted her luggage when she travelled . Twice +she has been waylaid . There has been no result " + +" No sign of it " + +" Absolutely none " + +Holmes laughed . " It is quite a pretty little problem " said he . + +" But a very serious one to me " returned the King reproachfully . + +" Very , indeed . And what does she propose to do with the +photograph " + +" To ruin me " + +" But how " + +" I am about to be married " + +" So I have heard " + +" To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe - Meningen , second daughter of the +King of Scandinavia . You may know the strict principles of her +family . She is herself the very soul of delicacy . A shadow of a +doubt as to my conduct would bring the matter to an end " + +" And Irene Adler " + +" Threatens to send them the photograph . And she will do it . I +know that she will do it . You do not know her , but she has a soul +of steel . She has the face of the most beautiful of women , and +the mind of the most resolute of men . Rather than I should marry +another woman , there are no lengths to which she would not +go - none " + +" You are sure that she has not sent it yet " + +" I am sure " + +" And why " + +" Because she has said that she would send it on the day when the +betrothal was publicly proclaimed . That will be next Monday " + +" Oh , then we have three days yet " said Holmes with a yawn . " That +is very fortunate , as I have one or two matters of importance to +look into just at present . Your Majesty will , of course , stay in +London for the present " + +" Certainly . You will find me at the Langham under the name of the +Count Von Kramm " + +" Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we progress " + +" Pray do so . I shall be all anxiety " + +" Then , as to money " + +" You have carte blanche " + +" Absolutely " + +" I tell you that I would give one of the provinces of my kingdom +to have that photograph " + +" And for present expenses " + +The King took a heavy chamois leather bag from under his cloak +and laid it on the table . + +" There are three hundred pounds in gold and seven hundred in +notes " he said . + +Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his note - book and +handed it to him . + +" And Mademoiselle's address " he asked . + +" Is Briony Lodge , Serpentine Avenue , St . John's Wood " + +Holmes took a note of it . " One other question " said he . " Was the +photograph a cabinet " + +" It was " + +" Then , good - night , your Majesty , and I trust that we shall soon +have some good news for you . And good - night , Watson " he added , +as the wheels of the royal brougham rolled down the street . " If +you will be good enough to call to - morrow afternoon at three +o'clock I should like to chat this little matter over with you " + + +II . + +At three o'clock precisely I was at Baker Street , but Holmes had +not yet returned . The landlady informed me that he had left the +house shortly after eight o'clock in the morning . I sat down +beside the fire , however , with the intention of awaiting him , +however long he might be . I was already deeply interested in his +inquiry , for , though it was surrounded by none of the grim and +strange features which were associated with the two crimes which +I have already recorded , still , the nature of the case and the +exalted station of his client gave it a character of its own . +Indeed , apart from the nature of the investigation which my +friend had on hand , there was something in his masterly grasp of +a situation , and his keen , incisive reasoning , which made it a +pleasure to me to study his system of work , and to follow the +quick , subtle methods by which he disentangled the most +inextricable mysteries . So accustomed was I to his invariable +success that the very possibility of his failing had ceased to +enter into my head . + +It was close upon four before the door opened , and a +drunken - looking groom , ill - kempt and side - whiskered , with an +inflamed face and disreputable clothes , walked into the room . +Accustomed as I was to my friend's amazing powers in the use of +disguises , I had to look three times before I was certain that it +was indeed he . With a nod he vanished into the bedroom , whence he +emerged in five minutes tweed - suited and respectable , as of old . +Putting his hands into his pockets , he stretched out his legs in +front of the fire and laughed heartily for some minutes . + +" Well , really " he cried , and then he choked and laughed again +until he was obliged to lie back , limp and helpless , in the +chair . + +" What is it " + +" It's quite too funny . I am sure you could never guess how I +employed my morning , or what I ended by doing " + +" I can't imagine . I suppose that you have been watching the +habits , and perhaps the house , of Miss Irene Adler " + +" Quite so ; but the sequel was rather unusual . I will tell you , +however . I left the house a little after eight o'clock this +morning in the character of a groom out of work . There is a +wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among horsey men . Be one of +them , and you will know all that there is to know . I soon found +Briony Lodge . It is a bijou villa , with a garden at the back , but +built out in front right up to the road , two stories . Chubb lock +to the door . Large sitting - room on the right side , well +furnished , with long windows almost to the floor , and those +preposterous English window fasteners which a child could open . +Behind there was nothing remarkable , save that the passage window +could be reached from the top of the coach - house . I walked round +it and examined it closely from every point of view , but without +noting anything else of interest . + +" I then lounged down the street and found , as I expected , that +there was a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall of the +garden . I lent the ostlers a hand in rubbing down their horses , +and received in exchange twopence , a glass of half and half , two +fills of shag tobacco , and as much information as I could desire +about Miss Adler , to say nothing of half a dozen other people in +the neighbourhood in whom I was not in the least interested , but +whose biographies I was compelled to listen to " + +" And what of Irene Adler " I asked . + +" Oh , she has turned all the men's heads down in that part . She is +the daintiest thing under a bonnet on this planet . So say the +Serpentine - mews , to a man . She lives quietly , sings at concerts , +drives out at five every day , and returns at seven sharp for +dinner . Seldom goes out at other times , except when she sings . +Has only one male visitor , but a good deal of him . He is dark , +handsome , and dashing , never calls less than once a day , and +often twice . He is a Mr . Godfrey Norton , of the Inner Temple . See +the advantages of a cabman as a confidant . They had driven him +home a dozen times from Serpentine - mews , and knew all about him . +When I had listened to all they had to tell , I began to walk up +and down near Briony Lodge once more , and to think over my plan +of campaign . + +" This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important factor in the +matter . He was a lawyer . That sounded ominous . What was the +relation between them , and what the object of his repeated +visits ? Was she his client , his friend , or his mistress ? If the +former , she had probably transferred the photograph to his +keeping . If the latter , it was less likely . On the issue of this +question depended whether I should continue my work at Briony +Lodge , or turn my attention to the gentleman's chambers in the +Temple . It was a delicate point , and it widened the field of my +inquiry . I fear that I bore you with these details , but I have to +let you see my little difficulties , if you are to understand the +situation " + +" I am following you closely " I answered . + +" I was still balancing the matter in my mind when a hansom cab +drove up to Briony Lodge , and a gentleman sprang out . He was a +remarkably handsome man , dark , aquiline , and moustached - evidently +the man of whom I had heard . He appeared to be in a +great hurry , shouted to the cabman to wait , and brushed past the +maid who opened the door with the air of a man who was thoroughly +at home . + +" He was in the house about half an hour , and I could catch +glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting - room , pacing up and +down , talking excitedly , and waving his arms . Of her I could see +nothing . Presently he emerged , looking even more flurried than +before . As he stepped up to the cab , he pulled a gold watch from +his pocket and looked at it earnestly , ' Drive like the devil ' he +shouted , ' first to Gross & Hankey's in Regent Street , and then to +the Church of St . Monica in the Edgeware Road . Half a guinea if +you do it in twenty minutes ' + +" Away they went , and I was just wondering whether I should not do +well to follow them when up the lane came a neat little landau , +the coachman with his coat only half - buttoned , and his tie under +his ear , while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of +the buckles . It hadn't pulled up before she shot out of the hall +door and into it . I only caught a glimpse of her at the moment , +but she was a lovely woman , with a face that a man might die for . + + ' The Church of St . Monica , John ' she cried , ' and half a +sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes ' + +" This was quite too good to lose , Watson . I was just balancing +whether I should run for it , or whether I should perch behind her +landau when a cab came through the street . The driver looked +twice at such a shabby fare , but I jumped in before he could +object . ' The Church of St . Monica ' said I , ' and half a sovereign +if you reach it in twenty minutes ' It was twenty - five minutes to +twelve , and of course it was clear enough what was in the wind . + +" My cabby drove fast . I don't think I ever drove faster , but the +others were there before us . The cab and the landau with their +steaming horses were in front of the door when I arrived . I paid +the man and hurried into the church . There was not a soul there +save the two whom I had followed and a surpliced clergyman , who +seemed to be expostulating with them . They were all three +standing in a knot in front of the altar . I lounged up the side +aisle like any other idler who has dropped into a church . +Suddenly , to my surprise , the three at the altar faced round to +me , and Godfrey Norton came running as hard as he could towards +me . + + ' Thank God ' he cried . ' You ' ll do . Come ! Come ' + + ' What then ' I asked . + + ' Come , man , come , only three minutes , or it won't be legal ' + +" I was half - dragged up to the altar , and before I knew where I was +I found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear , +and vouching for things of which I knew nothing , and generally +assisting in the secure tying up of Irene Adler , spinster , to +Godfrey Norton , bachelor . It was all done in an instant , and +there was the gentleman thanking me on the one side and the lady +on the other , while the clergyman beamed on me in front . It was +the most preposterous position in which I ever found myself in my +life , and it was the thought of it that started me laughing just +now . It seems that there had been some informality about their +license , that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them +without a witness of some sort , and that my lucky appearance +saved the bridegroom from having to sally out into the streets in +search of a best man . The bride gave me a sovereign , and I mean +to wear it on my watch - chain in memory of the occasion " + +" This is a very unexpected turn of affairs " said I ; " and what +then " + +" Well , I found my plans very seriously menaced . It looked as if +the pair might take an immediate departure , and so necessitate +very prompt and energetic measures on my part . At the church +door , however , they separated , he driving back to the Temple , and +she to her own house . ' I shall drive out in the park at five as +usual ' she said as she left him . I heard no more . They drove +away in different directions , and I went off to make my own +arrangements " + +" Which are " + +" Some cold beef and a glass of beer " he answered , ringing the +bell . " I have been too busy to think of food , and I am likely to +be busier still this evening . By the way , Doctor , I shall want +your co - operation " + +" I shall be delighted " + +" You don't mind breaking the law " + +" Not in the least " + +" Nor running a chance of arrest " + +" Not in a good cause " + +" Oh , the cause is excellent " + +" Then I am your man " + +" I was sure that I might rely on you " + +" But what is it you wish " + +" When Mrs . Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to +you . Now " he said as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that +our landlady had provided , " I must discuss it while I eat , for I +have not much time . It is nearly five now . In two hours we must +be on the scene of action . Miss Irene , or Madame , rather , returns +from her drive at seven . We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her " + +" And what then " + +" You must leave that to me . I have already arranged what is to +occur . There is only one point on which I must insist . You must +not interfere , come what may . You understand " + +" I am to be neutral " + +" To do nothing whatever . There will probably be some small +unpleasantness . Do not join in it . It will end in my being +conveyed into the house . Four or five minutes afterwards the +sitting - room window will open . You are to station yourself close +to that open window " + +" Yes " + +" You are to watch me , for I will be visible to you " + +" Yes " + +" And when I raise my hand - so - you will throw into the room what +I give you to throw , and will , at the same time , raise the cry of +fire . You quite follow me " + +" Entirely " + +" It is nothing very formidable " he said , taking a long cigar - shaped +roll from his pocket . " It is an ordinary plumber's smoke - rocket , +fitted with a cap at either end to make it self - lighting . +Your task is confined to that . When you raise your cry of fire , +it will be taken up by quite a number of people . You may then +walk to the end of the street , and I will rejoin you in ten +minutes . I hope that I have made myself clear " + +" I am to remain neutral , to get near the window , to watch you , +and at the signal to throw in this object , then to raise the cry +of fire , and to wait you at the corner of the street " + +" Precisely " + +" Then you may entirely rely on me " + +" That is excellent . I think , perhaps , it is almost time that I +prepare for the new role I have to play " + +He disappeared into his bedroom and returned in a few minutes in +the character of an amiable and simple - minded Nonconformist +clergyman . His broad black hat , his baggy trousers , his white +tie , his sympathetic smile , and general look of peering and +benevolent curiosity were such as Mr . John Hare alone could have +equalled . It was not merely that Holmes changed his costume . His +expression , his manner , his very soul seemed to vary with every +fresh part that he assumed . The stage lost a fine actor , even as +science lost an acute reasoner , when he became a specialist in +crime . + +It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street , and it still +wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in +Serpentine Avenue . It was already dusk , and the lamps were just +being lighted as we paced up and down in front of Briony Lodge , +waiting for the coming of its occupant . The house was just such +as I had pictured it from Sherlock Holmes ' succinct description , +but the locality appeared to be less private than I expected . On +the contrary , for a small street in a quiet neighbourhood , it was +remarkably animated . There was a group of shabbily dressed men +smoking and laughing in a corner , a scissors - grinder with his +wheel , two guardsmen who were flirting with a nurse - girl , and +several well - dressed young men who were lounging up and down with +cigars in their mouths . + +" You see " remarked Holmes , as we paced to and fro in front of +the house , " this marriage rather simplifies matters . The +photograph becomes a double - edged weapon now . The chances are +that she would be as averse to its being seen by Mr . Godfrey +Norton , as our client is to its coming to the eyes of his +princess . Now the question is , Where are we to find the +photograph " + +" Where , indeed " + +" It is most unlikely that she carries it about with her . It is +cabinet size . Too large for easy concealment about a woman's +dress . She knows that the King is capable of having her waylaid +and searched . Two attempts of the sort have already been made . We +may take it , then , that she does not carry it about with her " + +" Where , then " + +" Her banker or her lawyer . There is that double possibility . But +I am inclined to think neither . Women are naturally secretive , +and they like to do their own secreting . Why should she hand it +over to anyone else ? She could trust her own guardianship , but +she could not tell what indirect or political influence might be +brought to bear upon a business man . Besides , remember that she +had resolved to use it within a few days . It must be where she +can lay her hands upon it . It must be in her own house " + +" But it has twice been burgled " + +" Pshaw ! They did not know how to look " + +" But how will you look " + +" I will not look " + +" What then " + +" I will get her to show me " + +" But she will refuse " + +" She will not be able to . But I hear the rumble of wheels . It is +her carriage . Now carry out my orders to the letter " + +As he spoke the gleam of the side - lights of a carriage came round +the curve of the avenue . It was a smart little landau which +rattled up to the door of Briony Lodge . As it pulled up , one of +the loafing men at the corner dashed forward to open the door in +the hope of earning a copper , but was elbowed away by another +loafer , who had rushed up with the same intention . A fierce +quarrel broke out , which was increased by the two guardsmen , who +took sides with one of the loungers , and by the scissors - grinder , +who was equally hot upon the other side . A blow was struck , and +in an instant the lady , who had stepped from her carriage , was +the centre of a little knot of flushed and struggling men , who +struck savagely at each other with their fists and sticks . Holmes +dashed into the crowd to protect the lady ; but just as he reached +her he gave a cry and dropped to the ground , with the blood +running freely down his face . At his fall the guardsmen took to +their heels in one direction and the loungers in the other , while +a number of better - dressed people , who had watched the scuffle +without taking part in it , crowded in to help the lady and to +attend to the injured man . Irene Adler , as I will still call her , +had hurried up the steps ; but she stood at the top with her +superb figure outlined against the lights of the hall , looking +back into the street . + +" Is the poor gentleman much hurt " she asked . + +" He is dead " cried several voices . + +" No , no , there's life in him " shouted another . " But he ' ll be +gone before you can get him to hospital " + +" He's a brave fellow " said a woman . " They would have had the +lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for him . They were a +gang , and a rough one , too . Ah , he's breathing now " + +" He can't lie in the street . May we bring him in , marm " + +" Surely . Bring him into the sitting - room . There is a comfortable +sofa . This way , please " + +Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony Lodge and laid out +in the principal room , while I still observed the proceedings +from my post by the window . The lamps had been lit , but the +blinds had not been drawn , so that I could see Holmes as he lay +upon the couch . I do not know whether he was seized with +compunction at that moment for the part he was playing , but I +know that I never felt more heartily ashamed of myself in my life +than when I saw the beautiful creature against whom I was +conspiring , or the grace and kindliness with which she waited +upon the injured man . And yet it would be the blackest treachery +to Holmes to draw back now from the part which he had intrusted +to me . I hardened my heart , and took the smoke - rocket from under +my ulster . After all , I thought , we are not injuring her . We are +but preventing her from injuring another . + +Holmes had sat up upon the couch , and I saw him motion like a man +who is in need of air . A maid rushed across and threw open the +window . At the same instant I saw him raise his hand and at the +signal I tossed my rocket into the room with a cry of " Fire " The +word was no sooner out of my mouth than the whole crowd of +spectators , well dressed and ill - gentlemen , ostlers , and +servant - maids - joined in a general shriek of " Fire " Thick clouds +of smoke curled through the room and out at the open window . I +caught a glimpse of rushing figures , and a moment later the voice +of Holmes from within assuring them that it was a false alarm . +Slipping through the shouting crowd I made my way to the corner +of the street , and in ten minutes was rejoiced to find my +friend's arm in mine , and to get away from the scene of uproar . +He walked swiftly and in silence for some few minutes until we +had turned down one of the quiet streets which lead towards the +Edgeware Road . + +" You did it very nicely , Doctor " he remarked . " Nothing could +have been better . It is all right " + +" You have the photograph " + +" I know where it is " + +" And how did you find out " + +" She showed me , as I told you she would " + +" I am still in the dark " + +" I do not wish to make a mystery " said he , laughing . " The matter +was perfectly simple . You , of course , saw that everyone in the +street was an accomplice . They were all engaged for the evening " + +" I guessed as much " + +" Then , when the row broke out , I had a little moist red paint in +the palm of my hand . I rushed forward , fell down , clapped my hand +to my face , and became a piteous spectacle . It is an old trick " + +" That also I could fathom " + +" Then they carried me in . She was bound to have me in . What else +could she do ? And into her sitting - room , which was the very room +which I suspected . It lay between that and her bedroom , and I was +determined to see which . They laid me on a couch , I motioned for +air , they were compelled to open the window , and you had your +chance " + +" How did that help you " + +" It was all - important . When a woman thinks that her house is on +fire , her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she +values most . It is a perfectly overpowering impulse , and I have +more than once taken advantage of it . In the case of the +Darlington substitution scandal it was of use to me , and also in +the Arnsworth Castle business . A married woman grabs at her baby ; +an unmarried one reaches for her jewel - box . Now it was clear to +me that our lady of to - day had nothing in the house more precious +to her than what we are in quest of . She would rush to secure it . +The alarm of fire was admirably done . The smoke and shouting were +enough to shake nerves of steel . She responded beautifully . The +photograph is in a recess behind a sliding panel just above the +right bell - pull . She was there in an instant , and I caught a +glimpse of it as she half - drew it out . When I cried out that it +was a false alarm , she replaced it , glanced at the rocket , rushed +from the room , and I have not seen her since . I rose , and , making +my excuses , escaped from the house . I hesitated whether to +attempt to secure the photograph at once ; but the coachman had +come in , and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to +wait . A little over - precipitance may ruin all " + +" And now " I asked . + +" Our quest is practically finished . I shall call with the King +to - morrow , and with you , if you care to come with us . We will be +shown into the sitting - room to wait for the lady , but it is +probable that when she comes she may find neither us nor the +photograph . It might be a satisfaction to his Majesty to regain +it with his own hands " + +" And when will you call " + +" At eight in the morning . She will not be up , so that we shall +have a clear field . Besides , we must be prompt , for this marriage +may mean a complete change in her life and habits . I must wire to +the King without delay " + +We had reached Baker Street and had stopped at the door . He was +searching his pockets for the key when someone passing said : + +" Good - night , Mister Sherlock Holmes " + +There were several people on the pavement at the time , but the +greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an ulster who had +hurried by . + +" I ' ve heard that voice before " said Holmes , staring down the +dimly lit street . " Now , I wonder who the deuce that could have +been " + + +III . + +I slept at Baker Street that night , and we were engaged upon our +toast and coffee in the morning when the King of Bohemia rushed +into the room . + +" You have really got it " he cried , grasping Sherlock Holmes by +either shoulder and looking eagerly into his face . + +" Not yet " + +" But you have hopes " + +" I have hopes " + +" Then , come . I am all impatience to be gone " + +" We must have a cab " + +" No , my brougham is waiting " + +" Then that will simplify matters " We descended and started off +once more for Briony Lodge . + +" Irene Adler is married " remarked Holmes . + +" Married ! When " + +" Yesterday " + +" But to whom " + +" To an English lawyer named Norton " + +" But she could not love him " + +" I am in hopes that she does " + +" And why in hopes " + +" Because it would spare your Majesty all fear of future +annoyance . If the lady loves her husband , she does not love your +Majesty . If she does not love your Majesty , there is no reason +why she should interfere with your Majesty's plan " + +" It is true . And yet - Well ! I wish she had been of my own +station ! What a queen she would have made " He relapsed into a +moody silence , which was not broken until we drew up in +Serpentine Avenue . + +The door of Briony Lodge was open , and an elderly woman stood +upon the steps . She watched us with a sardonic eye as we stepped +from the brougham . + +" Mr . Sherlock Holmes , I believe " said she . + +" I am Mr . Holmes " answered my companion , looking at her with a +questioning and rather startled gaze . + +" Indeed ! My mistress told me that you were likely to call . She +left this morning with her husband by the 5 : 15 train from Charing +Cross for the Continent " + +" What " Sherlock Holmes staggered back , white with chagrin and +surprise . " Do you mean that she has left England " + +" Never to return " + +" And the papers " asked the King hoarsely . " All is lost " + +" We shall see " He pushed past the servant and rushed into the +drawing - room , followed by the King and myself . The furniture was +scattered about in every direction , with dismantled shelves and +open drawers , as if the lady had hurriedly ransacked them before +her flight . Holmes rushed at the bell - pull , tore back a small +sliding shutter , and , plunging in his hand , pulled out a +photograph and a letter . The photograph was of Irene Adler +herself in evening dress , the letter was superscribed to +" Sherlock Holmes , Esq . To be left till called for " My friend +tore it open and we all three read it together . It was dated at +midnight of the preceding night and ran in this way : + +" MY DEAR MR . SHERLOCK HOLMES -- You really did it very well . You +took me in completely . Until after the alarm of fire , I had not a +suspicion . But then , when I found how I had betrayed myself , I +began to think . I had been warned against you months ago . I had +been told that if the King employed an agent it would certainly +be you . And your address had been given me . Yet , with all this , +you made me reveal what you wanted to know . Even after I became +suspicious , I found it hard to think evil of such a dear , kind +old clergyman . But , you know , I have been trained as an actress +myself . Male costume is nothing new to me . I often take advantage +of the freedom which it gives . I sent John , the coachman , to +watch you , ran up stairs , got into my walking - clothes , as I call +them , and came down just as you departed . + +" Well , I followed you to your door , and so made sure that I was +really an object of interest to the celebrated Mr . Sherlock +Holmes . Then I , rather imprudently , wished you good - night , and +started for the Temple to see my husband . + +" We both thought the best resource was flight , when pursued by +so formidable an antagonist ; so you will find the nest empty when +you call to - morrow . As to the photograph , your client may rest in +peace . I love and am loved by a better man than he . The King may +do what he will without hindrance from one whom he has cruelly +wronged . I keep it only to safeguard myself , and to preserve a +weapon which will always secure me from any steps which he might +take in the future . I leave a photograph which he might care to +possess ; and I remain , dear Mr . Sherlock Holmes , + + " Very truly yours , + " IRENE NORTON , nee ADLER " + +" What a woman - oh , what a woman " cried the King of Bohemia , when +we had all three read this epistle . " Did I not tell you how quick +and resolute she was ? Would she not have made an admirable queen ? +Is it not a pity that she was not on my level " + +" From what I have seen of the lady she seems indeed to be on a +very different level to your Majesty " said Holmes coldly . " I am +sorry that I have not been able to bring your Majesty's business +to a more successful conclusion " + +" On the contrary , my dear sir " cried the King ; " nothing could be +more successful . I know that her word is inviolate . The +photograph is now as safe as if it were in the fire " + +" I am glad to hear your Majesty say so " + +" I am immensely indebted to you . Pray tell me in what way I can +reward you . This ring -" He slipped an emerald snake ring from +his finger and held it out upon the palm of his hand . + +" Your Majesty has something which I should value even more +highly " said Holmes . + +" You have but to name it " + +" This photograph " + +The King stared at him in amazement . + +" Irene's photograph " he cried . " Certainly , if you wish it " + +" I thank your Majesty . Then there is no more to be done in the +matter . I have the honour to wish you a very good - morning " He +bowed , and , turning away without observing the hand which the +King had stretched out to him , he set off in my company for his +chambers . + +And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom +of Bohemia , and how the best plans of Mr . Sherlock Holmes were +beaten by a woman's wit . He used to make merry over the +cleverness of women , but I have not heard him do it of late . And +when he speaks of Irene Adler , or when he refers to her +photograph , it is always under the honourable title of the woman . + + + +ADVENTURE II . THE RED - HEADED LEAGUE + +I had called upon my friend , Mr . Sherlock Holmes , one day in the +autumn of last year and found him in deep conversation with a +very stout , florid - faced , elderly gentleman with fiery red hair . +With an apology for my intrusion , I was about to withdraw when +Holmes pulled me abruptly into the room and closed the door +behind me . + +" You could not possibly have come at a better time , my dear +Watson " he said cordially . + +" I was afraid that you were engaged " + +" So I am . Very much so " + +" Then I can wait in the next room " + +" Not at all . This gentleman , Mr . Wilson , has been my partner and +helper in many of my most successful cases , and I have no +doubt that he will be of the utmost use to me in yours also " + +The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and gave a bob of +greeting , with a quick little questioning glance from his small +fat - encircled eyes . + +" Try the settee " said Holmes , relapsing into his armchair and +putting his fingertips together , as was his custom when in +judicial moods . " I know , my dear Watson , that you share my love +of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum +routine of everyday life . You have shown your relish for it by +the enthusiasm which has prompted you to chronicle , and , if you +will excuse my saying so , somewhat to embellish so many of my own +little adventures " + +" Your cases have indeed been of the greatest interest to me " I +observed . + +" You will remember that I remarked the other day , just before we +went into the very simple problem presented by Miss Mary +Sutherland , that for strange effects and extraordinary +combinations we must go to life itself , which is always far more +daring than any effort of the imagination " + +" A proposition which I took the liberty of doubting " + +" You did , Doctor , but none the less you must come round to my +view , for otherwise I shall keep on piling fact upon fact on you +until your reason breaks down under them and acknowledges me to +be right . Now , Mr . Jabez Wilson here has been good enough to call +upon me this morning , and to begin a narrative which promises to +be one of the most singular which I have listened to for some +time . You have heard me remark that the strangest and most unique +things are very often connected not with the larger but with the +smaller crimes , and occasionally , indeed , where there is room for +doubt whether any positive crime has been committed . As far as I +have heard it is impossible for me to say whether the present +case is an instance of crime or not , but the course of events is +certainly among the most singular that I have ever listened to . +Perhaps , Mr . Wilson , you would have the great kindness to +recommence your narrative . I ask you not merely because my friend +Dr . Watson has not heard the opening part but also because the +peculiar nature of the story makes me anxious to have every +possible detail from your lips . As a rule , when I have heard some +slight indication of the course of events , I am able to guide +myself by the thousands of other similar cases which occur to my +memory . In the present instance I am forced to admit that the +facts are , to the best of my belief , unique " + +The portly client puffed out his chest with an appearance of some +little pride and pulled a dirty and wrinkled newspaper from the +inside pocket of his greatcoat . As he glanced down the +advertisement column , with his head thrust forward and the paper +flattened out upon his knee , I took a good look at the man and +endeavoured , after the fashion of my companion , to read the +indications which might be presented by his dress or appearance . + +I did not gain very much , however , by my inspection . Our visitor +bore every mark of being an average commonplace British +tradesman , obese , pompous , and slow . He wore rather baggy grey +shepherd's check trousers , a not over - clean black frock - coat , +unbuttoned in the front , and a drab waistcoat with a heavy brassy +Albert chain , and a square pierced bit of metal dangling down as +an ornament . A frayed top - hat and a faded brown overcoat with a +wrinkled velvet collar lay upon a chair beside him . Altogether , +look as I would , there was nothing remarkable about the man save +his blazing red head , and the expression of extreme chagrin and +discontent upon his features . + +Sherlock Holmes ' quick eye took in my occupation , and he shook +his head with a smile as he noticed my questioning glances . +" Beyond the obvious facts that he has at some time done manual +labour , that he takes snuff , that he is a Freemason , that he has +been in China , and that he has done a considerable amount of +writing lately , I can deduce nothing else " + +Mr . Jabez Wilson started up in his chair , with his forefinger +upon the paper , but his eyes upon my companion . + +" How , in the name of good - fortune , did you know all that , Mr . +Holmes " he asked . " How did you know , for example , that I did +manual labour . It's as true as gospel , for I began as a ship's +carpenter " + +" Your hands , my dear sir . Your right hand is quite a size larger +than your left . You have worked with it , and the muscles are more +developed " + +" Well , the snuff , then , and the Freemasonry " + +" I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how I read that , +especially as , rather against the strict rules of your order , you +use an arc - and - compass breastpin " + +" Ah , of course , I forgot that . But the writing " + +" What else can be indicated by that right cuff so very shiny for +five inches , and the left one with the smooth patch near the +elbow where you rest it upon the desk " + +" Well , but China " + +" The fish that you have tattooed immediately above your right +wrist could only have been done in China . I have made a small +study of tattoo marks and have even contributed to the literature +of the subject . That trick of staining the fishes ' scales of a +delicate pink is quite peculiar to China . When , in addition , I +see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch - chain , the matter +becomes even more simple " + +Mr . Jabez Wilson laughed heavily . " Well , I never " said he . " I +thought at first that you had done something clever , but I see +that there was nothing in it , after all " + +" I begin to think , Watson " said Holmes , " that I make a mistake +in explaining . ' Omne ignotum pro magnifico ' you know , and my +poor little reputation , such as it is , will suffer shipwreck if I +am so candid . Can you not find the advertisement , Mr . Wilson " + +" Yes , I have got it now " he answered with his thick red finger +planted halfway down the column . " Here it is . This is what began +it all . You just read it for yourself , sir " + +I took the paper from him and read as follows : + +" TO THE RED - HEADED LEAGUE : On account of the bequest of the late +Ezekiah Hopkins , of Lebanon , Pennsylvania , U . S . A , there is now +another vacancy open which entitles a member of the League to a +salary of 4 pounds a week for purely nominal services . All +red - headed men who are sound in body and mind and above the age +of twenty - one years , are eligible . Apply in person on Monday , at +eleven o'clock , to Duncan Ross , at the offices of the League , 7 +Pope's Court , Fleet Street " + +" What on earth does this mean " I ejaculated after I had twice +read over the extraordinary announcement . + +Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair , as was his habit when +in high spirits . " It is a little off the beaten track , isn't it " +said he . " And now , Mr . Wilson , off you go at scratch and tell us +all about yourself , your household , and the effect which this +advertisement had upon your fortunes . You will first make a note , +Doctor , of the paper and the date " + +" It is The Morning Chronicle of April 27 , 1890 . Just two months +ago " + +" Very good . Now , Mr . Wilson " + +" Well , it is just as I have been telling you , Mr . Sherlock +Holmes " said Jabez Wilson , mopping his forehead ; " I have a small +pawnbroker's business at Coburg Square , near the City . It's not a +very large affair , and of late years it has not done more than +just give me a living . I used to be able to keep two assistants , +but now I only keep one ; and I would have a job to pay him but +that he is willing to come for half wages so as to learn the +business " + +" What is the name of this obliging youth " asked Sherlock Holmes . + +" His name is Vincent Spaulding , and he's not such a youth , +either . It's hard to say his age . I should not wish a smarter +assistant , Mr . Holmes ; and I know very well that he could better +himself and earn twice what I am able to give him . But , after +all , if he is satisfied , why should I put ideas in his head " + +" Why , indeed ? You seem most fortunate in having an employe who +comes under the full market price . It is not a common experience +among employers in this age . I don't know that your assistant is +not as remarkable as your advertisement " + +" Oh , he has his faults , too " said Mr . Wilson . " Never was such a +fellow for photography . Snapping away with a camera when he ought +to be improving his mind , and then diving down into the cellar +like a rabbit into its hole to develop his pictures . That is his +main fault , but on the whole he's a good worker . There's no vice +in him " + +" He is still with you , I presume " + +" Yes , sir . He and a girl of fourteen , who does a bit of simple +cooking and keeps the place clean - that's all I have in the +house , for I am a widower and never had any family . We live very +quietly , sir , the three of us ; and we keep a roof over our heads +and pay our debts , if we do nothing more . + +" The first thing that put us out was that advertisement . +Spaulding , he came down into the office just this day eight +weeks , with this very paper in his hand , and he says : + + ' I wish to the Lord , Mr . Wilson , that I was a red - headed man ' + + ' Why that ' I asks . + + ' Why ' says he , ' here's another vacancy on the League of the +Red - headed Men . It's worth quite a little fortune to any man who +gets it , and I understand that there are more vacancies than +there are men , so that the trustees are at their wits ' end what +to do with the money . If my hair would only change colour , here's +a nice little crib all ready for me to step into ' + + ' Why , what is it , then ' I asked . You see , Mr . Holmes , I am a +very stay - at - home man , and as my business came to me instead of +my having to go to it , I was often weeks on end without putting +my foot over the door - mat . In that way I didn't know much of what +was going on outside , and I was always glad of a bit of news . + + ' Have you never heard of the League of the Red - headed Men ' he +asked with his eyes open . + + ' Never ' + + ' Why , I wonder at that , for you are eligible yourself for one +of the vacancies ' + + ' And what are they worth ' I asked . + + ' Oh , merely a couple of hundred a year , but the work is slight , +and it need not interfere very much with one's other +occupations ' + +" Well , you can easily think that that made me prick up my ears , +for the business has not been over - good for some years , and an +extra couple of hundred would have been very handy . + + ' Tell me all about it ' said I . + + ' Well ' said he , showing me the advertisement , ' you can see for +yourself that the League has a vacancy , and there is the address +where you should apply for particulars . As far as I can make out , +the League was founded by an American millionaire , Ezekiah +Hopkins , who was very peculiar in his ways . He was himself +red - headed , and he had a great sympathy for all red - headed men ; +so when he died it was found that he had left his enormous +fortune in the hands of trustees , with instructions to apply the +interest to the providing of easy berths to men whose hair is of +that colour . From all I hear it is splendid pay and very little to +do ' + + ' But ' said I , ' there would be millions of red - headed men who +would apply ' + + ' Not so many as you might think ' he answered . ' You see it is +really confined to Londoners , and to grown men . This American had +started from London when he was young , and he wanted to do the +old town a good turn . Then , again , I have heard it is no use your +applying if your hair is light red , or dark red , or anything but +real bright , blazing , fiery red . Now , if you cared to apply , Mr . +Wilson , you would just walk in ; but perhaps it would hardly be +worth your while to put yourself out of the way for the sake of a +few hundred pounds ' + +" Now , it is a fact , gentlemen , as you may see for yourselves , +that my hair is of a very full and rich tint , so that it seemed +to me that if there was to be any competition in the matter I +stood as good a chance as any man that I had ever met . Vincent +Spaulding seemed to know so much about it that I thought he might +prove useful , so I just ordered him to put up the shutters for +the day and to come right away with me . He was very willing to +have a holiday , so we shut the business up and started off for +the address that was given us in the advertisement . + +" I never hope to see such a sight as that again , Mr . Holmes . From +north , south , east , and west every man who had a shade of red in +his hair had tramped into the city to answer the advertisement . +Fleet Street was choked with red - headed folk , and Pope's Court +looked like a coster's orange barrow . I should not have thought +there were so many in the whole country as were brought together +by that single advertisement . Every shade of colour they +were - straw , lemon , orange , brick , Irish - setter , liver , clay ; +but , as Spaulding said , there were not many who had the real +vivid flame - coloured tint . When I saw how many were waiting , I +would have given it up in despair ; but Spaulding would not hear +of it . How he did it I could not imagine , but he pushed and +pulled and butted until he got me through the crowd , and right up +to the steps which led to the office . There was a double stream +upon the stair , some going up in hope , and some coming back +dejected ; but we wedged in as well as we could and soon found +ourselves in the office " + +" Your experience has been a most entertaining one " remarked +Holmes as his client paused and refreshed his memory with a huge +pinch of snuff . " Pray continue your very interesting statement " + +" There was nothing in the office but a couple of wooden chairs +and a deal table , behind which sat a small man with a head that +was even redder than mine . He said a few words to each candidate +as he came up , and then he always managed to find some fault in +them which would disqualify them . Getting a vacancy did not seem +to be such a very easy matter , after all . However , when our turn +came the little man was much more favourable to me than to any of +the others , and he closed the door as we entered , so that he +might have a private word with us . + + ' This is Mr . Jabez Wilson ' said my assistant , ' and he is +willing to fill a vacancy in the League ' + + ' And he is admirably suited for it ' the other answered . ' He has +every requirement . I cannot recall when I have seen anything so +fine ' He took a step backward , cocked his head on one side , and +gazed at my hair until I felt quite bashful . Then suddenly he +plunged forward , wrung my hand , and congratulated me warmly on my +success . + + ' It would be injustice to hesitate ' said he . ' You will , +however , I am sure , excuse me for taking an obvious precaution ' +With that he seized my hair in both his hands , and tugged until I +yelled with the pain . ' There is water in your eyes ' said he as +he released me . ' I perceive that all is as it should be . But we +have to be careful , for we have twice been deceived by wigs and +once by paint . I could tell you tales of cobbler's wax which +would disgust you with human nature ' He stepped over to the +window and shouted through it at the top of his voice that the +vacancy was filled . A groan of disappointment came up from below , +and the folk all trooped away in different directions until there +was not a red - head to be seen except my own and that of the +manager . + + ' My name ' said he , ' is Mr . Duncan Ross , and I am myself one of +the pensioners upon the fund left by our noble benefactor . Are +you a married man , Mr . Wilson ? Have you a family ' + +" I answered that I had not . + +" His face fell immediately . + + ' Dear me ' he said gravely , ' that is very serious indeed ! I am +sorry to hear you say that . The fund was , of course , for the +propagation and spread of the red - heads as well as for their +maintenance . It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should be a +bachelor ' + +" My face lengthened at this , Mr . Holmes , for I thought that I was +not to have the vacancy after all ; but after thinking it over for +a few minutes he said that it would be all right . + + ' In the case of another ' said he , ' the objection might be +fatal , but we must stretch a point in favour of a man with such a +head of hair as yours . When shall you be able to enter upon your +new duties ' + + ' Well , it is a little awkward , for I have a business already ' +said I . + + ' Oh , never mind about that , Mr . Wilson ' said Vincent Spaulding . +' I should be able to look after that for you ' + + ' What would be the hours ' I asked . + + ' Ten to two ' + +" Now a pawnbroker's business is mostly done of an evening , Mr . +Holmes , especially Thursday and Friday evening , which is just +before pay - day ; so it would suit me very well to earn a little in +the mornings . Besides , I knew that my assistant was a good man , +and that he would see to anything that turned up . + + ' That would suit me very well ' said I . ' And the pay ' + + ' Is 4 pounds a week ' + + ' And the work ' + + ' Is purely nominal ' + + ' What do you call purely nominal ' + + ' Well , you have to be in the office , or at least in the +building , the whole time . If you leave , you forfeit your whole +position forever . The will is very clear upon that point . You +don't comply with the conditions if you budge from the office +during that time ' + + ' It's only four hours a day , and I should not think of leaving ' +said I . + + ' No excuse will avail ' said Mr . Duncan Ross ; ' neither sickness +nor business nor anything else . There you must stay , or you lose +your billet ' + + ' And the work ' + + ' Is to copy out the " Encyclopaedia Britannica " There is the first +volume of it in that press . You must find your own ink , pens , and +blotting - paper , but we provide this table and chair . Will you be +ready to - morrow ' + + ' Certainly ' I answered . + + ' Then , good - bye , Mr . Jabez Wilson , and let me congratulate you +once more on the important position which you have been fortunate +enough to gain ' He bowed me out of the room and I went home with +my assistant , hardly knowing what to say or do , I was so pleased +at my own good fortune . + +" Well , I thought over the matter all day , and by evening I was in +low spirits again ; for I had quite persuaded myself that the +whole affair must be some great hoax or fraud , though what its +object might be I could not imagine . It seemed altogether past +belief that anyone could make such a will , or that they would pay +such a sum for doing anything so simple as copying out the +' Encyclopaedia Britannica ' Vincent Spaulding did what he could to +cheer me up , but by bedtime I had reasoned myself out of the +whole thing . However , in the morning I determined to have a look +at it anyhow , so I bought a penny bottle of ink , and with a +quill - pen , and seven sheets of foolscap paper , I started off for +Pope's Court . + +" Well , to my surprise and delight , everything was as right as +possible . The table was set out ready for me , and Mr . Duncan Ross +was there to see that I got fairly to work . He started me off +upon the letter A , and then he left me ; but he would drop in from +time to time to see that all was right with me . At two o'clock he +bade me good - day , complimented me upon the amount that I had +written , and locked the door of the office after me . + +" This went on day after day , Mr . Holmes , and on Saturday the +manager came in and planked down four golden sovereigns for my +week's work . It was the same next week , and the same the week +after . Every morning I was there at ten , and every afternoon I +left at two . By degrees Mr . Duncan Ross took to coming in only +once of a morning , and then , after a time , he did not come in at +all . Still , of course , I never dared to leave the room for an +instant , for I was not sure when he might come , and the billet +was such a good one , and suited me so well , that I would not risk +the loss of it . + +" Eight weeks passed away like this , and I had written about +Abbots and Archery and Armour and Architecture and Attica , and +hoped with diligence that I might get on to the B's before very +long . It cost me something in foolscap , and I had pretty nearly +filled a shelf with my writings . And then suddenly the whole +business came to an end " + +" To an end " + +" Yes , sir . And no later than this morning . I went to my work as +usual at ten o'clock , but the door was shut and locked , with a +little square of cardboard hammered on to the middle of the +panel with a tack . Here it is , and you can read for yourself " + +He held up a piece of white cardboard about the size of a sheet +of note - paper . It read in this fashion : + + THE RED - HEADED LEAGUE + + IS + + DISSOLVED . + + October 9 , 1890 . + +Sherlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt announcement and the +rueful face behind it , until the comical side of the affair so +completely overtopped every other consideration that we both +burst out into a roar of laughter . + +" I cannot see that there is anything very funny " cried our +client , flushing up to the roots of his flaming head . " If you can +do nothing better than laugh at me , I can go elsewhere " + +" No , no " cried Holmes , shoving him back into the chair from +which he had half risen . " I really wouldn't miss your case for +the world . It is most refreshingly unusual . But there is , if you +will excuse my saying so , something just a little funny about it . +Pray what steps did you take when you found the card upon the +door " + +" I was staggered , sir . I did not know what to do . Then I called +at the offices round , but none of them seemed to know anything +about it . Finally , I went to the landlord , who is an accountant +living on the ground - floor , and I asked him if he could tell me +what had become of the Red - headed League . He said that he had +never heard of any such body . Then I asked him who Mr . Duncan +Ross was . He answered that the name was new to him . + + ' Well ' said I , ' the gentleman at No . 4 ' + + ' What , the red - headed man ' + + ' Yes ' + + ' Oh ' said he , ' his name was William Morris . He was a solicitor +and was using my room as a temporary convenience until his new +premises were ready . He moved out yesterday ' + + ' Where could I find him ' + + ' Oh , at his new offices . He did tell me the address . Yes , 17 +King Edward Street , near St . Paul's ' + +" I started off , Mr . Holmes , but when I got to that address it was +a manufactory of artificial knee - caps , and no one in it had ever +heard of either Mr . William Morris or Mr . Duncan Ross " + +" And what did you do then " asked Holmes . + +" I went home to Saxe - Coburg Square , and I took the advice of my +assistant . But he could not help me in any way . He could only say +that if I waited I should hear by post . But that was not quite +good enough , Mr . Holmes . I did not wish to lose such a place +without a struggle , so , as I had heard that you were good enough +to give advice to poor folk who were in need of it , I came right +away to you " + +" And you did very wisely " said Holmes . " Your case is an +exceedingly remarkable one , and I shall be happy to look into it . +From what you have told me I think that it is possible that +graver issues hang from it than might at first sight appear " + +" Grave enough " said Mr . Jabez Wilson . " Why , I have lost four +pound a week " + +" As far as you are personally concerned " remarked Holmes , " I do +not see that you have any grievance against this extraordinary +league . On the contrary , you are , as I understand , richer by some +30 pounds , to say nothing of the minute knowledge which you have +gained on every subject which comes under the letter A . You have +lost nothing by them " + +" No , sir . But I want to find out about them , and who they are , +and what their object was in playing this prank - if it was a +prank - upon me . It was a pretty expensive joke for them , for it +cost them two and thirty pounds " + +" We shall endeavour to clear up these points for you . And , first , +one or two questions , Mr . Wilson . This assistant of yours who +first called your attention to the advertisement - how long had he +been with you " + +" About a month then " + +" How did he come " + +" In answer to an advertisement " + +" Was he the only applicant " + +" No , I had a dozen " + +" Why did you pick him " + +" Because he was handy and would come cheap " + +" At half - wages , in fact " + +" Yes " + +" What is he like , this Vincent Spaulding " + +" Small , stout - built , very quick in his ways , no hair on his face , +though he's not short of thirty . Has a white splash of acid upon +his forehead " + +Holmes sat up in his chair in considerable excitement . " I thought +as much " said he . " Have you ever observed that his ears are +pierced for earrings " + +" Yes , sir . He told me that a gipsy had done it for him when he +was a lad " + +" Hum " said Holmes , sinking back in deep thought . " He is still +with you " + +" Oh , yes , sir ; I have only just left him " + +" And has your business been attended to in your absence " + +" Nothing to complain of , sir . There's never very much to do of a +morning " + +" That will do , Mr . Wilson . I shall be happy to give you an +opinion upon the subject in the course of a day or two . To - day is +Saturday , and I hope that by Monday we may come to a conclusion " + +" Well , Watson " said Holmes when our visitor had left us , " what +do you make of it all " + +" I make nothing of it " I answered frankly . " It is a most +mysterious business " + +" As a rule " said Holmes , " the more bizarre a thing is the less +mysterious it proves to be . It is your commonplace , featureless +crimes which are really puzzling , just as a commonplace face is +the most difficult to identify . But I must be prompt over this +matter " + +" What are you going to do , then " I asked . + +" To smoke " he answered . " It is quite a three pipe problem , and I +beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes " He curled +himself up in his chair , with his thin knees drawn up to his +hawk - like nose , and there he sat with his eyes closed and his +black clay pipe thrusting out like the bill of some strange bird . +I had come to the conclusion that he had dropped asleep , and +indeed was nodding myself , when he suddenly sprang out of his +chair with the gesture of a man who has made up his mind and put +his pipe down upon the mantelpiece . + +" Sarasate plays at the St . James's Hall this afternoon " he +remarked . " What do you think , Watson ? Could your patients spare +you for a few hours " + +" I have nothing to do to - day . My practice is never very +absorbing " + +" Then put on your hat and come . I am going through the City +first , and we can have some lunch on the way . I observe that +there is a good deal of German music on the programme , which is +rather more to my taste than Italian or French . It is +introspective , and I want to introspect . Come along " + +We travelled by the Underground as far as Aldersgate ; and a short +walk took us to Saxe - Coburg Square , the scene of the singular +story which we had listened to in the morning . It was a poky , +little , shabby - genteel place , where four lines of dingy +two - storied brick houses looked out into a small railed - in +enclosure , where a lawn of weedy grass and a few clumps of faded +laurel - bushes made a hard fight against a smoke - laden and +uncongenial atmosphere . Three gilt balls and a brown board with +" JABEZ WILSON " in white letters , upon a corner house , announced +the place where our red - headed client carried on his business . +Sherlock Holmes stopped in front of it with his head on one side +and looked it all over , with his eyes shining brightly between +puckered lids . Then he walked slowly up the street , and then down +again to the corner , still looking keenly at the houses . Finally +he returned to the pawnbroker's , and , having thumped vigorously +upon the pavement with his stick two or three times , he went up +to the door and knocked . It was instantly opened by a +bright - looking , clean - shaven young fellow , who asked him to step +in . + +" Thank you " said Holmes , " I only wished to ask you how you would +go from here to the Strand " + +" Third right , fourth left " answered the assistant promptly , +closing the door . + +" Smart fellow , that " observed Holmes as we walked away . " He is , +in my judgment , the fourth smartest man in London , and for daring +I am not sure that he has not a claim to be third . I have known +something of him before " + +" Evidently " said I , " Mr . Wilson's assistant counts for a good +deal in this mystery of the Red - headed League . I am sure that you +inquired your way merely in order that you might see him " + +" Not him " + +" What then " + +" The knees of his trousers " + +" And what did you see " + +" What I expected to see " + +" Why did you beat the pavement " + +" My dear doctor , this is a time for observation , not for talk . We +are spies in an enemy's country . We know something of Saxe - Coburg +Square . Let us now explore the parts which lie behind it " + +The road in which we found ourselves as we turned round the +corner from the retired Saxe - Coburg Square presented as great a +contrast to it as the front of a picture does to the back . It was +one of the main arteries which conveyed the traffic of the City +to the north and west . The roadway was blocked with the immense +stream of commerce flowing in a double tide inward and outward , +while the footpaths were black with the hurrying swarm of +pedestrians . It was difficult to realise as we looked at the line +of fine shops and stately business premises that they really +abutted on the other side upon the faded and stagnant square +which we had just quitted . + +" Let me see " said Holmes , standing at the corner and glancing +along the line , " I should like just to remember the order of the +houses here . It is a hobby of mine to have an exact knowledge of +London . There is Mortimer's , the tobacconist , the little +newspaper shop , the Coburg branch of the City and Suburban Bank , +the Vegetarian Restaurant , and McFarlane's carriage - building +depot . That carries us right on to the other block . And now , +Doctor , we ' ve done our work , so it's time we had some play . A +sandwich and a cup of coffee , and then off to violin - land , where +all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony , and there are no +red - headed clients to vex us with their conundrums " + +My friend was an enthusiastic musician , being himself not only a +very capable performer but a composer of no ordinary merit . All +the afternoon he sat in the stalls wrapped in the most perfect +happiness , gently waving his long , thin fingers in time to the +music , while his gently smiling face and his languid , dreamy eyes +were as unlike those of Holmes the sleuth - hound , Holmes the +relentless , keen - witted , ready - handed criminal agent , as it was +possible to conceive . In his singular character the dual nature +alternately asserted itself , and his extreme exactness and +astuteness represented , as I have often thought , the reaction +against the poetic and contemplative mood which occasionally +predominated in him . The swing of his nature took him from +extreme languor to devouring energy ; and , as I knew well , he was +never so truly formidable as when , for days on end , he had been +lounging in his armchair amid his improvisations and his +black - letter editions . Then it was that the lust of the chase +would suddenly come upon him , and that his brilliant reasoning +power would rise to the level of intuition , until those who were +unacquainted with his methods would look askance at him as on a +man whose knowledge was not that of other mortals . When I saw him +that afternoon so enwrapped in the music at St . James's Hall I +felt that an evil time might be coming upon those whom he had set +himself to hunt down . + +" You want to go home , no doubt , Doctor " he remarked as we +emerged . + +" Yes , it would be as well " + +" And I have some business to do which will take some hours . This +business at Coburg Square is serious " + +" Why serious " + +" A considerable crime is in contemplation . I have every reason to +believe that we shall be in time to stop it . But to - day being +Saturday rather complicates matters . I shall want your help +to - night " + +" At what time " + +" Ten will be early enough " + +" I shall be at Baker Street at ten " + +" Very well . And , I say , Doctor , there may be some little danger , +so kindly put your army revolver in your pocket " He waved his +hand , turned on his heel , and disappeared in an instant among the +crowd . + +I trust that I am not more dense than my neighbours , but I was +always oppressed with a sense of my own stupidity in my dealings +with Sherlock Holmes . Here I had heard what he had heard , I had +seen what he had seen , and yet from his words it was evident that +he saw clearly not only what had happened but what was about to +happen , while to me the whole business was still confused and +grotesque . As I drove home to my house in Kensington I thought +over it all , from the extraordinary story of the red - headed +copier of the " Encyclopaedia " down to the visit to Saxe - Coburg +Square , and the ominous words with which he had parted from me . +What was this nocturnal expedition , and why should I go armed ? +Where were we going , and what were we to do ? I had the hint from +Holmes that this smooth - faced pawnbroker's assistant was a +formidable man - a man who might play a deep game . I tried to +puzzle it out , but gave it up in despair and set the matter aside +until night should bring an explanation . + +It was a quarter - past nine when I started from home and made my +way across the Park , and so through Oxford Street to Baker +Street . Two hansoms were standing at the door , and as I entered +the passage I heard the sound of voices from above . On entering +his room I found Holmes in animated conversation with two men , +one of whom I recognised as Peter Jones , the official police +agent , while the other was a long , thin , sad - faced man , with a +very shiny hat and oppressively respectable frock - coat . + +" Ha ! Our party is complete " said Holmes , buttoning up his +pea - jacket and taking his heavy hunting crop from the rack . +" Watson , I think you know Mr . Jones , of Scotland Yard ? Let me +introduce you to Mr . Merryweather , who is to be our companion in +to - night's adventure " + +" We ' re hunting in couples again , Doctor , you see " said Jones in +his consequential way . " Our friend here is a wonderful man for +starting a chase . All he wants is an old dog to help him to do +the running down " + +" I hope a wild goose may not prove to be the end of our chase " +observed Mr . Merryweather gloomily . + +" You may place considerable confidence in Mr . Holmes , sir " said +the police agent loftily . " He has his own little methods , which +are , if he won't mind my saying so , just a little too theoretical +and fantastic , but he has the makings of a detective in him . It +is not too much to say that once or twice , as in that business of +the Sholto murder and the Agra treasure , he has been more nearly +correct than the official force " + +" Oh , if you say so , Mr . Jones , it is all right " said the +stranger with deference . " Still , I confess that I miss my rubber . +It is the first Saturday night for seven - and - twenty years that I +have not had my rubber " + +" I think you will find " said Sherlock Holmes , " that you will +play for a higher stake to - night than you have ever done yet , and +that the play will be more exciting . For you , Mr . Merryweather , +the stake will be some 30 , 000 pounds ; and for you , Jones , it will +be the man upon whom you wish to lay your hands " + +" John Clay , the murderer , thief , smasher , and forger . He's a +young man , Mr . Merryweather , but he is at the head of his +profession , and I would rather have my bracelets on him than on +any criminal in London . He's a remarkable man , is young John +Clay . His grandfather was a royal duke , and he himself has been +to Eton and Oxford . His brain is as cunning as his fingers , and +though we meet signs of him at every turn , we never know where to +find the man himself . He ' ll crack a crib in Scotland one week , +and be raising money to build an orphanage in Cornwall the next . +I ' ve been on his track for years and have never set eyes on him +yet " + +" I hope that I may have the pleasure of introducing you to - night . +I ' ve had one or two little turns also with Mr . John Clay , and I +agree with you that he is at the head of his profession . It is +past ten , however , and quite time that we started . If you two +will take the first hansom , Watson and I will follow in the +second " + +Sherlock Holmes was not very communicative during the long drive +and lay back in the cab humming the tunes which he had heard in +the afternoon . We rattled through an endless labyrinth of gas - lit +streets until we emerged into Farrington Street . + +" We are close there now " my friend remarked . " This fellow +Merryweather is a bank director , and personally interested in the +matter . I thought it as well to have Jones with us also . He is +not a bad fellow , though an absolute imbecile in his profession . +He has one positive virtue . He is as brave as a bulldog and as +tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone . Here we +are , and they are waiting for us " + +We had reached the same crowded thoroughfare in which we had +found ourselves in the morning . Our cabs were dismissed , and , +following the guidance of Mr . Merryweather , we passed down a +narrow passage and through a side door , which he opened for us . +Within there was a small corridor , which ended in a very massive +iron gate . This also was opened , and led down a flight of winding +stone steps , which terminated at another formidable gate . Mr . +Merryweather stopped to light a lantern , and then conducted us +down a dark , earth - smelling passage , and so , after opening a +third door , into a huge vault or cellar , which was piled all +round with crates and massive boxes . + +" You are not very vulnerable from above " Holmes remarked as he +held up the lantern and gazed about him . + +" Nor from below " said Mr . Merryweather , striking his stick upon +the flags which lined the floor . " Why , dear me , it sounds quite +hollow " he remarked , looking up in surprise . + +" I must really ask you to be a little more quiet " said Holmes +severely . " You have already imperilled the whole success of our +expedition . Might I beg that you would have the goodness to sit +down upon one of those boxes , and not to interfere " + +The solemn Mr . Merryweather perched himself upon a crate , with a +very injured expression upon his face , while Holmes fell upon his +knees upon the floor and , with the lantern and a magnifying lens , +began to examine minutely the cracks between the stones . A few +seconds sufficed to satisfy him , for he sprang to his feet again +and put his glass in his pocket . + +" We have at least an hour before us " he remarked , " for they can +hardly take any steps until the good pawnbroker is safely in bed . +Then they will not lose a minute , for the sooner they do their +work the longer time they will have for their escape . We are at +present , Doctor - as no doubt you have divined - in the cellar of +the City branch of one of the principal London banks . Mr . +Merryweather is the chairman of directors , and he will explain to +you that there are reasons why the more daring criminals of +London should take a considerable interest in this cellar at +present " + +" It is our French gold " whispered the director . " We have had +several warnings that an attempt might be made upon it " + +" Your French gold " + +" Yes . We had occasion some months ago to strengthen our resources +and borrowed for that purpose 30 , 000 napoleons from the Bank of +France . It has become known that we have never had occasion to +unpack the money , and that it is still lying in our cellar . The +crate upon which I sit contains 2 , 000 napoleons packed between +layers of lead foil . Our reserve of bullion is much larger at +present than is usually kept in a single branch office , and the +directors have had misgivings upon the subject " + +" Which were very well justified " observed Holmes . " And now it is +time that we arranged our little plans . I expect that within an +hour matters will come to a head . In the meantime Mr . +Merryweather , we must put the screen over that dark lantern " + +" And sit in the dark " + +" I am afraid so . I had brought a pack of cards in my pocket , and +I thought that , as we were a partie carree , you might have your +rubber after all . But I see that the enemy's preparations have +gone so far that we cannot risk the presence of a light . And , +first of all , we must choose our positions . These are daring men , +and though we shall take them at a disadvantage , they may do us +some harm unless we are careful . I shall stand behind this crate , +and do you conceal yourselves behind those . Then , when I flash a +light upon them , close in swiftly . If they fire , Watson , have no +compunction about shooting them down " + +I placed my revolver , cocked , upon the top of the wooden case +behind which I crouched . Holmes shot the slide across the front +of his lantern and left us in pitch darkness - such an absolute +darkness as I have never before experienced . The smell of hot +metal remained to assure us that the light was still there , ready +to flash out at a moment's notice . To me , with my nerves worked +up to a pitch of expectancy , there was something depressing and +subduing in the sudden gloom , and in the cold dank air of the +vault . + +" They have but one retreat " whispered Holmes . " That is back +through the house into Saxe - Coburg Square . I hope that you have +done what I asked you , Jones " + +" I have an inspector and two officers waiting at the front door " + +" Then we have stopped all the holes . And now we must be silent +and wait " + +What a time it seemed ! From comparing notes afterwards it was but +an hour and a quarter , yet it appeared to me that the night must +have almost gone and the dawn be breaking above us . My limbs +were weary and stiff , for I feared to change my position ; yet my +nerves were worked up to the highest pitch of tension , and my +hearing was so acute that I could not only hear the gentle +breathing of my companions , but I could distinguish the deeper , +heavier in - breath of the bulky Jones from the thin , sighing note +of the bank director . From my position I could look over the case +in the direction of the floor . Suddenly my eyes caught the glint +of a light . + +At first it was but a lurid spark upon the stone pavement . Then +it lengthened out until it became a yellow line , and then , +without any warning or sound , a gash seemed to open and a hand +appeared , a white , almost womanly hand , which felt about in the +centre of the little area of light . For a minute or more the +hand , with its writhing fingers , protruded out of the floor . Then +it was withdrawn as suddenly as it appeared , and all was dark +again save the single lurid spark which marked a chink between +the stones . + +Its disappearance , however , was but momentary . With a rending , +tearing sound , one of the broad , white stones turned over upon +its side and left a square , gaping hole , through which streamed +the light of a lantern . Over the edge there peeped a clean - cut , +boyish face , which looked keenly about it , and then , with a hand +on either side of the aperture , drew itself shoulder - high and +waist - high , until one knee rested upon the edge . In another +instant he stood at the side of the hole and was hauling after +him a companion , lithe and small like himself , with a pale face +and a shock of very red hair . + +" It's all clear " he whispered . " Have you the chisel and the +bags ? Great Scott ! Jump , Archie , jump , and I ' ll swing for it " + +Sherlock Holmes had sprung out and seized the intruder by the +collar . The other dived down the hole , and I heard the sound of +rending cloth as Jones clutched at his skirts . The light flashed +upon the barrel of a revolver , but Holmes ' hunting crop came +down on the man's wrist , and the pistol clinked upon the stone +floor . + +" It's no use , John Clay " said Holmes blandly . " You have no +chance at all " + +" So I see " the other answered with the utmost coolness . " I fancy +that my pal is all right , though I see you have got his +coat - tails " + +" There are three men waiting for him at the door " said Holmes . + +" Oh , indeed ! You seem to have done the thing very completely . I +must compliment you " + +" And I you " Holmes answered . " Your red - headed idea was very new +and effective " + +" You ' ll see your pal again presently " said Jones . " He's quicker +at climbing down holes than I am . Just hold out while I fix the +derbies " + +" I beg that you will not touch me with your filthy hands " +remarked our prisoner as the handcuffs clattered upon his wrists . +" You may not be aware that I have royal blood in my veins . Have +the goodness , also , when you address me always to say ' sir ' and +' please '" + +" All right " said Jones with a stare and a snigger . " Well , would +you please , sir , march upstairs , where we can get a cab to carry +your Highness to the police - station " + +" That is better " said John Clay serenely . He made a sweeping bow +to the three of us and walked quietly off in the custody of the +detective . + +" Really , Mr . Holmes " said Mr . Merryweather as we followed them +from the cellar , " I do not know how the bank can thank you or +repay you . There is no doubt that you have detected and defeated +in the most complete manner one of the most determined attempts +at bank robbery that have ever come within my experience " + +" I have had one or two little scores of my own to settle with Mr . +John Clay " said Holmes . " I have been at some small expense over +this matter , which I shall expect the bank to refund , but beyond +that I am amply repaid by having had an experience which is in +many ways unique , and by hearing the very remarkable narrative of +the Red - headed League " + + +" You see , Watson " he explained in the early hours of the morning +as we sat over a glass of whisky and soda in Baker Street , " it +was perfectly obvious from the first that the only possible +object of this rather fantastic business of the advertisement of +the League , and the copying of the ' Encyclopaedia ' must be to get +this not over - bright pawnbroker out of the way for a number of +hours every day . It was a curious way of managing it , but , +really , it would be difficult to suggest a better . The method was +no doubt suggested to Clay's ingenious mind by the colour of his +accomplice's hair . The 4 pounds a week was a lure which must draw +him , and what was it to them , who were playing for thousands ? +They put in the advertisement , one rogue has the temporary +office , the other rogue incites the man to apply for it , and +together they manage to secure his absence every morning in the +week . From the time that I heard of the assistant having come for +half wages , it was obvious to me that he had some strong motive +for securing the situation " + +" But how could you guess what the motive was " + +" Had there been women in the house , I should have suspected a +mere vulgar intrigue . That , however , was out of the question . The +man's business was a small one , and there was nothing in his +house which could account for such elaborate preparations , and +such an expenditure as they were at . It must , then , be something +out of the house . What could it be ? I thought of the assistant's +fondness for photography , and his trick of vanishing into the +cellar . The cellar ! There was the end of this tangled clue . Then +I made inquiries as to this mysterious assistant and found that I +had to deal with one of the coolest and most daring criminals in +London . He was doing something in the cellar - something which +took many hours a day for months on end . What could it be , once +more ? I could think of nothing save that he was running a tunnel +to some other building . + +" So far I had got when we went to visit the scene of action . I +surprised you by beating upon the pavement with my stick . I was +ascertaining whether the cellar stretched out in front or behind . +It was not in front . Then I rang the bell , and , as I hoped , the +assistant answered it . We have had some skirmishes , but we had +never set eyes upon each other before . I hardly looked at his +face . His knees were what I wished to see . You must yourself have +remarked how worn , wrinkled , and stained they were . They spoke of +those hours of burrowing . The only remaining point was what they +were burrowing for . I walked round the corner , saw the City and +Suburban Bank abutted on our friend's premises , and felt that I +had solved my problem . When you drove home after the concert I +called upon Scotland Yard and upon the chairman of the bank +directors , with the result that you have seen " + +" And how could you tell that they would make their attempt +to - night " I asked . + +" Well , when they closed their League offices that was a sign that +they cared no longer about Mr . Jabez Wilson's presence - in other +words , that they had completed their tunnel . But it was essential +that they should use it soon , as it might be discovered , or the +bullion might be removed . Saturday would suit them better than +any other day , as it would give them two days for their escape . +For all these reasons I expected them to come to - night " + +" You reasoned it out beautifully " I exclaimed in unfeigned +admiration . " It is so long a chain , and yet every link rings +true " + +" It saved me from ennui " he answered , yawning . " Alas ! I already +feel it closing in upon me . My life is spent in one long effort +to escape from the commonplaces of existence . These little +problems help me to do so " + +" And you are a benefactor of the race " said I . + +He shrugged his shoulders . " Well , perhaps , after all , it is of +some little use " he remarked . " ' L ' homme c ' est rien - l ' oeuvre +c ' est tout ' as Gustave Flaubert wrote to George Sand " + + + +ADVENTURE III . A CASE OF IDENTITY + +" My dear fellow " said Sherlock Holmes as we sat on either side +of the fire in his lodgings at Baker Street , " life is infinitely +stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent . We +would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere +commonplaces of existence . If we could fly out of that window +hand in hand , hover over this great city , gently remove the +roofs , and peep in at the queer things which are going on , the +strange coincidences , the plannings , the cross - purposes , the +wonderful chains of events , working through generations , and +leading to the most outre results , it would make all fiction with +its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most stale and +unprofitable " + +" And yet I am not convinced of it " I answered . " The cases which +come to light in the papers are , as a rule , bald enough , and +vulgar enough . We have in our police reports realism pushed to +its extreme limits , and yet the result is , it must be confessed , +neither fascinating nor artistic " + +" A certain selection and discretion must be used in producing a +realistic effect " remarked Holmes . " This is wanting in the +police report , where more stress is laid , perhaps , upon the +platitudes of the magistrate than upon the details , which to an +observer contain the vital essence of the whole matter . Depend +upon it , there is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace " + +I smiled and shook my head . " I can quite understand your thinking +so " I said . " Of course , in your position of unofficial adviser +and helper to everybody who is absolutely puzzled , throughout +three continents , you are brought in contact with all that is +strange and bizarre . But here -- I picked up the morning paper +from the ground -" let us put it to a practical test . Here is the +first heading upon which I come . ' A husband's cruelty to his +wife ' There is half a column of print , but I know without +reading it that it is all perfectly familiar to me . There is , of +course , the other woman , the drink , the push , the blow , the +bruise , the sympathetic sister or landlady . The crudest of +writers could invent nothing more crude " + +" Indeed , your example is an unfortunate one for your argument " +said Holmes , taking the paper and glancing his eye down it . " This +is the Dundas separation case , and , as it happens , I was engaged +in clearing up some small points in connection with it . The +husband was a teetotaler , there was no other woman , and the +conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of +winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling +them at his wife , which , you will allow , is not an action likely +to occur to the imagination of the average story - teller . Take a +pinch of snuff , Doctor , and acknowledge that I have scored over +you in your example " + +He held out his snuffbox of old gold , with a great amethyst in +the centre of the lid . Its splendour was in such contrast to his +homely ways and simple life that I could not help commenting upon +it . + +" Ah " said he , " I forgot that I had not seen you for some weeks . +It is a little souvenir from the King of Bohemia in return for my +assistance in the case of the Irene Adler papers " + +" And the ring " I asked , glancing at a remarkable brilliant which +sparkled upon his finger . + +" It was from the reigning family of Holland , though the matter in +which I served them was of such delicacy that I cannot confide it +even to you , who have been good enough to chronicle one or two of +my little problems " + +" And have you any on hand just now " I asked with interest . + +" Some ten or twelve , but none which present any feature of +interest . They are important , you understand , without being +interesting . Indeed , I have found that it is usually in +unimportant matters that there is a field for the observation , +and for the quick analysis of cause and effect which gives the +charm to an investigation . The larger crimes are apt to be the +simpler , for the bigger the crime the more obvious , as a rule , is +the motive . In these cases , save for one rather intricate matter +which has been referred to me from Marseilles , there is nothing +which presents any features of interest . It is possible , however , +that I may have something better before very many minutes are +over , for this is one of my clients , or I am much mistaken " + +He had risen from his chair and was standing between the parted +blinds gazing down into the dull neutral - tinted London street . +Looking over his shoulder , I saw that on the pavement opposite +there stood a large woman with a heavy fur boa round her neck , +and a large curling red feather in a broad - brimmed hat which was +tilted in a coquettish Duchess of Devonshire fashion over her +ear . From under this great panoply she peeped up in a nervous , +hesitating fashion at our windows , while her body oscillated +backward and forward , and her fingers fidgeted with her glove +buttons . Suddenly , with a plunge , as of the swimmer who leaves +the bank , she hurried across the road , and we heard the sharp +clang of the bell . + +" I have seen those symptoms before " said Holmes , throwing his +cigarette into the fire . " Oscillation upon the pavement always +means an affaire de coeur . She would like advice , but is not sure +that the matter is not too delicate for communication . And yet +even here we may discriminate . When a woman has been seriously +wronged by a man she no longer oscillates , and the usual symptom +is a broken bell wire . Here we may take it that there is a love +matter , but that the maiden is not so much angry as perplexed , or +grieved . But here she comes in person to resolve our doubts " + +As he spoke there was a tap at the door , and the boy in buttons +entered to announce Miss Mary Sutherland , while the lady herself +loomed behind his small black figure like a full - sailed +merchant - man behind a tiny pilot boat . Sherlock Holmes welcomed +her with the easy courtesy for which he was remarkable , and , +having closed the door and bowed her into an armchair , he looked +her over in the minute and yet abstracted fashion which was +peculiar to him . + +" Do you not find " he said , " that with your short sight it is a +little trying to do so much typewriting " + +" I did at first " she answered , " but now I know where the letters +are without looking " Then , suddenly realising the full purport +of his words , she gave a violent start and looked up , with fear +and astonishment upon her broad , good - humoured face . " You ' ve +heard about me , Mr . Holmes " she cried , " else how could you know +all that " + +" Never mind " said Holmes , laughing ; " it is my business to know +things . Perhaps I have trained myself to see what others +overlook . If not , why should you come to consult me " + +" I came to you , sir , because I heard of you from Mrs . Etherege , +whose husband you found so easy when the police and everyone had +given him up for dead . Oh , Mr . Holmes , I wish you would do as +much for me . I ' m not rich , but still I have a hundred a year in +my own right , besides the little that I make by the machine , and +I would give it all to know what has become of Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +" Why did you come away to consult me in such a hurry " asked +Sherlock Holmes , with his finger - tips together and his eyes to +the ceiling . + +Again a startled look came over the somewhat vacuous face of Miss +Mary Sutherland . " Yes , I did bang out of the house " she said , +" for it made me angry to see the easy way in which Mr . +Windibank - that is , my father - took it all . He would not go to +the police , and he would not go to you , and so at last , as he +would do nothing and kept on saying that there was no harm done , +it made me mad , and I just on with my things and came right away +to you " + +" Your father " said Holmes , " your stepfather , surely , since the +name is different " + +" Yes , my stepfather . I call him father , though it sounds funny , +too , for he is only five years and two months older than myself " + +" And your mother is alive " + +" Oh , yes , mother is alive and well . I wasn't best pleased , Mr . +Holmes , when she married again so soon after father's death , and +a man who was nearly fifteen years younger than herself . Father +was a plumber in the Tottenham Court Road , and he left a tidy +business behind him , which mother carried on with Mr . Hardy , the +foreman ; but when Mr . Windibank came he made her sell the +business , for he was very superior , being a traveller in wines . +They got 4700 pounds for the goodwill and interest , which wasn ' t +near as much as father could have got if he had been alive " + +I had expected to see Sherlock Holmes impatient under this +rambling and inconsequential narrative , but , on the contrary , he +had listened with the greatest concentration of attention . + +" Your own little income " he asked , " does it come out of the +business " + +" Oh , no , sir . It is quite separate and was left me by my uncle +Ned in Auckland . It is in New Zealand stock , paying 4 1 / 2 per +cent . Two thousand five hundred pounds was the amount , but I can +only touch the interest " + +" You interest me extremely " said Holmes . " And since you draw so +large a sum as a hundred a year , with what you earn into the +bargain , you no doubt travel a little and indulge yourself in +every way . I believe that a single lady can get on very nicely +upon an income of about 60 pounds " + +" I could do with much less than that , Mr . Holmes , but you +understand that as long as I live at home I don't wish to be a +burden to them , and so they have the use of the money just while +I am staying with them . Of course , that is only just for the +time . Mr . Windibank draws my interest every quarter and pays it +over to mother , and I find that I can do pretty well with what I +earn at typewriting . It brings me twopence a sheet , and I can +often do from fifteen to twenty sheets in a day " + +" You have made your position very clear to me " said Holmes . +" This is my friend , Dr . Watson , before whom you can speak as +freely as before myself . Kindly tell us now all about your +connection with Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +A flush stole over Miss Sutherland's face , and she picked +nervously at the fringe of her jacket . " I met him first at the +gasfitters ' ball " she said . " They used to send father tickets +when he was alive , and then afterwards they remembered us , and +sent them to mother . Mr . Windibank did not wish us to go . He +never did wish us to go anywhere . He would get quite mad if I +wanted so much as to join a Sunday - school treat . But this time I +was set on going , and I would go ; for what right had he to +prevent ? He said the folk were not fit for us to know , when all +father's friends were to be there . And he said that I had nothing +fit to wear , when I had my purple plush that I had never so much +as taken out of the drawer . At last , when nothing else would do , +he went off to France upon the business of the firm , but we went , +mother and I , with Mr . Hardy , who used to be our foreman , and it +was there I met Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +" I suppose " said Holmes , " that when Mr . Windibank came back from +France he was very annoyed at your having gone to the ball " + +" Oh , well , he was very good about it . He laughed , I remember , and +shrugged his shoulders , and said there was no use denying +anything to a woman , for she would have her way " + +" I see . Then at the gasfitters ' ball you met , as I understand , a +gentleman called Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +" Yes , sir . I met him that night , and he called next day to ask if +we had got home all safe , and after that we met him - that is to +say , Mr . Holmes , I met him twice for walks , but after that father +came back again , and Mr . Hosmer Angel could not come to the house +any more " + +" No " + +" Well , you know father didn't like anything of the sort . He +wouldn't have any visitors if he could help it , and he used to +say that a woman should be happy in her own family circle . But +then , as I used to say to mother , a woman wants her own circle to +begin with , and I had not got mine yet " + +" But how about Mr . Hosmer Angel ? Did he make no attempt to see +you " + +" Well , father was going off to France again in a week , and Hosmer +wrote and said that it would be safer and better not to see each +other until he had gone . We could write in the meantime , and he +used to write every day . I took the letters in in the morning , so +there was no need for father to know " + +" Were you engaged to the gentleman at this time " + +" Oh , yes , Mr . Holmes . We were engaged after the first walk that +we took . Hosmer - Mr . Angel - was a cashier in an office in +Leadenhall Street - and -" + +" What office " + +" That's the worst of it , Mr . Holmes , I don't know " + +" Where did he live , then " + +" He slept on the premises " + +" And you don't know his address " + +" No - except that it was Leadenhall Street " + +" Where did you address your letters , then " + +" To the Leadenhall Street Post Office , to be left till called +for . He said that if they were sent to the office he would be +chaffed by all the other clerks about having letters from a lady , +so I offered to typewrite them , like he did his , but he wouldn ' t +have that , for he said that when I wrote them they seemed to come +from me , but when they were typewritten he always felt that the +machine had come between us . That will just show you how fond he +was of me , Mr . Holmes , and the little things that he would think +of " + +" It was most suggestive " said Holmes . " It has long been an axiom +of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important . +Can you remember any other little things about Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +" He was a very shy man , Mr . Holmes . He would rather walk with me +in the evening than in the daylight , for he said that he hated to +be conspicuous . Very retiring and gentlemanly he was . Even his +voice was gentle . He ' d had the quinsy and swollen glands when he +was young , he told me , and it had left him with a weak throat , +and a hesitating , whispering fashion of speech . He was always +well dressed , very neat and plain , but his eyes were weak , just +as mine are , and he wore tinted glasses against the glare " + +" Well , and what happened when Mr . Windibank , your stepfather , +returned to France " + +" Mr . Hosmer Angel came to the house again and proposed that we +should marry before father came back . He was in dreadful earnest +and made me swear , with my hands on the Testament , that whatever +happened I would always be true to him . Mother said he was quite +right to make me swear , and that it was a sign of his passion . +Mother was all in his favour from the first and was even fonder +of him than I was . Then , when they talked of marrying within the +week , I began to ask about father ; but they both said never to +mind about father , but just to tell him afterwards , and mother +said she would make it all right with him . I didn't quite like +that , Mr . Holmes . It seemed funny that I should ask his leave , as +he was only a few years older than me ; but I didn't want to do +anything on the sly , so I wrote to father at Bordeaux , where the +company has its French offices , but the letter came back to me on +the very morning of the wedding " + +" It missed him , then " + +" Yes , sir ; for he had started to England just before it arrived " + +" Ha ! that was unfortunate . Your wedding was arranged , then , for +the Friday . Was it to be in church " + +" Yes , sir , but very quietly . It was to be at St . Saviour's , near +King's Cross , and we were to have breakfast afterwards at the St . +Pancras Hotel . Hosmer came for us in a hansom , but as there were +two of us he put us both into it and stepped himself into a +four - wheeler , which happened to be the only other cab in the +street . We got to the church first , and when the four - wheeler +drove up we waited for him to step out , but he never did , and +when the cabman got down from the box and looked there was no one +there ! The cabman said that he could not imagine what had become +of him , for he had seen him get in with his own eyes . That was +last Friday , Mr . Holmes , and I have never seen or heard anything +since then to throw any light upon what became of him " + +" It seems to me that you have been very shamefully treated " said +Holmes . + +" Oh , no , sir ! He was too good and kind to leave me so . Why , all +the morning he was saying to me that , whatever happened , I was to +be true ; and that even if something quite unforeseen occurred to +separate us , I was always to remember that I was pledged to him , +and that he would claim his pledge sooner or later . It seemed +strange talk for a wedding - morning , but what has happened since +gives a meaning to it " + +" Most certainly it does . Your own opinion is , then , that some +unforeseen catastrophe has occurred to him " + +" Yes , sir . I believe that he foresaw some danger , or else he +would not have talked so . And then I think that what he foresaw +happened " + +" But you have no notion as to what it could have been " + +" None " + +" One more question . How did your mother take the matter " + +" She was angry , and said that I was never to speak of the matter +again " + +" And your father ? Did you tell him " + +" Yes ; and he seemed to think , with me , that something had +happened , and that I should hear of Hosmer again . As he said , +what interest could anyone have in bringing me to the doors of +the church , and then leaving me ? Now , if he had borrowed my +money , or if he had married me and got my money settled on him , +there might be some reason , but Hosmer was very independent about +money and never would look at a shilling of mine . And yet , what +could have happened ? And why could he not write ? Oh , it drives me +half - mad to think of it , and I can't sleep a wink at night " She +pulled a little handkerchief out of her muff and began to sob +heavily into it . + +" I shall glance into the case for you " said Holmes , rising , " and +I have no doubt that we shall reach some definite result . Let the +weight of the matter rest upon me now , and do not let your mind +dwell upon it further . Above all , try to let Mr . Hosmer Angel +vanish from your memory , as he has done from your life " + +" Then you don't think I ' ll see him again " + +" I fear not " + +" Then what has happened to him " + +" You will leave that question in my hands . I should like an +accurate description of him and any letters of his which you can +spare " + +" I advertised for him in last Saturday's Chronicle " said she . +" Here is the slip and here are four letters from him " + +" Thank you . And your address " + +" No . 31 Lyon Place , Camberwell " + +" Mr . Angel's address you never had , I understand . Where is your +father's place of business " + +" He travels for Westhouse & Marbank , the great claret importers +of Fenchurch Street " + +" Thank you . You have made your statement very clearly . You will +leave the papers here , and remember the advice which I have given +you . Let the whole incident be a sealed book , and do not allow it +to affect your life " + +" You are very kind , Mr . Holmes , but I cannot do that . I shall be +true to Hosmer . He shall find me ready when he comes back " + +For all the preposterous hat and the vacuous face , there was +something noble in the simple faith of our visitor which +compelled our respect . She laid her little bundle of papers upon +the table and went her way , with a promise to come again whenever +she might be summoned . + +Sherlock Holmes sat silent for a few minutes with his fingertips +still pressed together , his legs stretched out in front of him , +and his gaze directed upward to the ceiling . Then he took down +from the rack the old and oily clay pipe , which was to him as a +counsellor , and , having lit it , he leaned back in his chair , with +the thick blue cloud - wreaths spinning up from him , and a look of +infinite languor in his face . + +" Quite an interesting study , that maiden " he observed . " I found +her more interesting than her little problem , which , by the way , +is rather a trite one . You will find parallel cases , if you +consult my index , in Andover in ' 77 , and there was something of +the sort at The Hague last year . Old as is the idea , however , +there were one or two details which were new to me . But the +maiden herself was most instructive " + +" You appeared to read a good deal upon her which was quite +invisible to me " I remarked . + +" Not invisible but unnoticed , Watson . You did not know where to +look , and so you missed all that was important . I can never bring +you to realise the importance of sleeves , the suggestiveness of +thumb - nails , or the great issues that may hang from a boot - lace . +Now , what did you gather from that woman's appearance ? Describe +it " + +" Well , she had a slate - coloured , broad - brimmed straw hat , with a +feather of a brickish red . Her jacket was black , with black beads +sewn upon it , and a fringe of little black jet ornaments . Her +dress was brown , rather darker than coffee colour , with a little +purple plush at the neck and sleeves . Her gloves were greyish and +were worn through at the right forefinger . Her boots I didn ' t +observe . She had small round , hanging gold earrings , and a +general air of being fairly well - to - do in a vulgar , comfortable , +easy - going way " + +Sherlock Holmes clapped his hands softly together and chuckled . + + ' Pon my word , Watson , you are coming along wonderfully . You have +really done very well indeed . It is true that you have missed +everything of importance , but you have hit upon the method , and +you have a quick eye for colour . Never trust to general +impressions , my boy , but concentrate yourself upon details . My +first glance is always at a woman's sleeve . In a man it is +perhaps better first to take the knee of the trouser . As you +observe , this woman had plush upon her sleeves , which is a most +useful material for showing traces . The double line a little +above the wrist , where the typewritist presses against the table , +was beautifully defined . The sewing - machine , of the hand type , +leaves a similar mark , but only on the left arm , and on the side +of it farthest from the thumb , instead of being right across the +broadest part , as this was . I then glanced at her face , and , +observing the dint of a pince - nez at either side of her nose , I +ventured a remark upon short sight and typewriting , which seemed +to surprise her " + +" It surprised me " + +" But , surely , it was obvious . I was then much surprised and +interested on glancing down to observe that , though the boots +which she was wearing were not unlike each other , they were +really odd ones ; the one having a slightly decorated toe - cap , and +the other a plain one . One was buttoned only in the two lower +buttons out of five , and the other at the first , third , and +fifth . Now , when you see that a young lady , otherwise neatly +dressed , has come away from home with odd boots , half - buttoned , +it is no great deduction to say that she came away in a hurry " + +" And what else " I asked , keenly interested , as I always was , by +my friend's incisive reasoning . + +" I noted , in passing , that she had written a note before leaving +home but after being fully dressed . You observed that her right +glove was torn at the forefinger , but you did not apparently see +that both glove and finger were stained with violet ink . She had +written in a hurry and dipped her pen too deep . It must have been +this morning , or the mark would not remain clear upon the finger . +All this is amusing , though rather elementary , but I must go back +to business , Watson . Would you mind reading me the advertised +description of Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +I held the little printed slip to the light . + +" Missing " it said , " on the morning of the fourteenth , a gentleman +named Hosmer Angel . About five ft . seven in . in height ; +strongly built , sallow complexion , black hair , a little bald in +the centre , bushy , black side - whiskers and moustache ; tinted +glasses , slight infirmity of speech . Was dressed , when last seen , +in black frock - coat faced with silk , black waistcoat , gold Albert +chain , and grey Harris tweed trousers , with brown gaiters over +elastic - sided boots . Known to have been employed in an office in +Leadenhall Street . Anybody bringing -" + +" That will do " said Holmes . " As to the letters " he continued , +glancing over them , " they are very commonplace . Absolutely no +clue in them to Mr . Angel , save that he quotes Balzac once . There +is one remarkable point , however , which will no doubt strike +you " + +" They are typewritten " I remarked . + +" Not only that , but the signature is typewritten . Look at the +neat little ' Hosmer Angel ' at the bottom . There is a date , you +see , but no superscription except Leadenhall Street , which is +rather vague . The point about the signature is very suggestive - in +fact , we may call it conclusive " + +" Of what " + +" My dear fellow , is it possible you do not see how strongly it +bears upon the case " + +" I cannot say that I do unless it were that he wished to be able +to deny his signature if an action for breach of promise were +instituted " + +" No , that was not the point . However , I shall write two letters , +which should settle the matter . One is to a firm in the City , the +other is to the young lady's stepfather , Mr . Windibank , asking +him whether he could meet us here at six o'clock tomorrow +evening . It is just as well that we should do business with the +male relatives . And now , Doctor , we can do nothing until the +answers to those letters come , so we may put our little problem +upon the shelf for the interim " + +I had had so many reasons to believe in my friend's subtle powers +of reasoning and extraordinary energy in action that I felt that +he must have some solid grounds for the assured and easy +demeanour with which he treated the singular mystery which he had +been called upon to fathom . Once only had I known him to fail , in +the case of the King of Bohemia and of the Irene Adler +photograph ; but when I looked back to the weird business of the +Sign of Four , and the extraordinary circumstances connected with +the Study in Scarlet , I felt that it would be a strange tangle +indeed which he could not unravel . + +I left him then , still puffing at his black clay pipe , with the +conviction that when I came again on the next evening I would +find that he held in his hands all the clues which would lead up +to the identity of the disappearing bridegroom of Miss Mary +Sutherland . + +A professional case of great gravity was engaging my own +attention at the time , and the whole of next day I was busy at +the bedside of the sufferer . It was not until close upon six +o'clock that I found myself free and was able to spring into a +hansom and drive to Baker Street , half afraid that I might be too +late to assist at the denouement of the little mystery . I found +Sherlock Holmes alone , however , half asleep , with his long , thin +form curled up in the recesses of his armchair . A formidable +array of bottles and test - tubes , with the pungent cleanly smell +of hydrochloric acid , told me that he had spent his day in the +chemical work which was so dear to him . + +" Well , have you solved it " I asked as I entered . + +" Yes . It was the bisulphate of baryta " + +" No , no , the mystery " I cried . + +" Oh , that ! I thought of the salt that I have been working upon . +There was never any mystery in the matter , though , as I said +yesterday , some of the details are of interest . The only drawback +is that there is no law , I fear , that can touch the scoundrel " + +" Who was he , then , and what was his object in deserting Miss +Sutherland " + +The question was hardly out of my mouth , and Holmes had not yet +opened his lips to reply , when we heard a heavy footfall in the +passage and a tap at the door . + +" This is the girl's stepfather , Mr . James Windibank " said +Holmes . " He has written to me to say that he would be here at +six . Come in " + +The man who entered was a sturdy , middle - sized fellow , some +thirty years of age , clean - shaven , and sallow - skinned , with a +bland , insinuating manner , and a pair of wonderfully sharp and +penetrating grey eyes . He shot a questioning glance at each of +us , placed his shiny top - hat upon the sideboard , and with a +slight bow sidled down into the nearest chair . + +" Good - evening , Mr . James Windibank " said Holmes . " I think that +this typewritten letter is from you , in which you made an +appointment with me for six o'clock " + +" Yes , sir . I am afraid that I am a little late , but I am not +quite my own master , you know . I am sorry that Miss Sutherland +has troubled you about this little matter , for I think it is far +better not to wash linen of the sort in public . It was quite +against my wishes that she came , but she is a very excitable , +impulsive girl , as you may have noticed , and she is not easily +controlled when she has made up her mind on a point . Of course , I +did not mind you so much , as you are not connected with the +official police , but it is not pleasant to have a family +misfortune like this noised abroad . Besides , it is a useless +expense , for how could you possibly find this Hosmer Angel " + +" On the contrary " said Holmes quietly ; " I have every reason to +believe that I will succeed in discovering Mr . Hosmer Angel " + +Mr . Windibank gave a violent start and dropped his gloves . " I am +delighted to hear it " he said . + +" It is a curious thing " remarked Holmes , " that a typewriter has +really quite as much individuality as a man's handwriting . Unless +they are quite new , no two of them write exactly alike . Some +letters get more worn than others , and some wear only on one +side . Now , you remark in this note of yours , Mr . Windibank , that +in every case there is some little slurring over of the ' e ' and +a slight defect in the tail of the ' r ' There are fourteen other +characteristics , but those are the more obvious " + +" We do all our correspondence with this machine at the office , +and no doubt it is a little worn " our visitor answered , glancing +keenly at Holmes with his bright little eyes . + +" And now I will show you what is really a very interesting study , +Mr . Windibank " Holmes continued . " I think of writing another +little monograph some of these days on the typewriter and its +relation to crime . It is a subject to which I have devoted some +little attention . I have here four letters which purport to come +from the missing man . They are all typewritten . In each case , not +only are the ' e's ' slurred and the ' r's ' tailless , but you will +observe , if you care to use my magnifying lens , that the fourteen +other characteristics to which I have alluded are there as well " + +Mr . Windibank sprang out of his chair and picked up his hat . " I +cannot waste time over this sort of fantastic talk , Mr . Holmes " +he said . " If you can catch the man , catch him , and let me know +when you have done it " + +" Certainly " said Holmes , stepping over and turning the key in +the door . " I let you know , then , that I have caught him " + +" What ! where " shouted Mr . Windibank , turning white to his lips +and glancing about him like a rat in a trap . + +" Oh , it won't do - really it won't " said Holmes suavely . " There +is no possible getting out of it , Mr . Windibank . It is quite too +transparent , and it was a very bad compliment when you said that +it was impossible for me to solve so simple a question . That's +right ! Sit down and let us talk it over " + +Our visitor collapsed into a chair , with a ghastly face and a +glitter of moisture on his brow . " It - it's not actionable " he +stammered . + +" I am very much afraid that it is not . But between ourselves , +Windibank , it was as cruel and selfish and heartless a trick in a +petty way as ever came before me . Now , let me just run over the +course of events , and you will contradict me if I go wrong " + +The man sat huddled up in his chair , with his head sunk upon his +breast , like one who is utterly crushed . Holmes stuck his feet up +on the corner of the mantelpiece and , leaning back with his hands +in his pockets , began talking , rather to himself , as it seemed , +than to us . + +" The man married a woman very much older than himself for her +money " said he , " and he enjoyed the use of the money of the +daughter as long as she lived with them . It was a considerable +sum , for people in their position , and the loss of it would have +made a serious difference . It was worth an effort to preserve it . +The daughter was of a good , amiable disposition , but affectionate +and warm - hearted in her ways , so that it was evident that with +her fair personal advantages , and her little income , she would +not be allowed to remain single long . Now her marriage would +mean , of course , the loss of a hundred a year , so what does her +stepfather do to prevent it ? He takes the obvious course of +keeping her at home and forbidding her to seek the company of +people of her own age . But soon he found that that would not +answer forever . She became restive , insisted upon her rights , and +finally announced her positive intention of going to a certain +ball . What does her clever stepfather do then ? He conceives an +idea more creditable to his head than to his heart . With the +connivance and assistance of his wife he disguised himself , +covered those keen eyes with tinted glasses , masked the face with +a moustache and a pair of bushy whiskers , sunk that clear voice +into an insinuating whisper , and doubly secure on account of the +girl's short sight , he appears as Mr . Hosmer Angel , and keeps off +other lovers by making love himself " + +" It was only a joke at first " groaned our visitor . " We never +thought that she would have been so carried away " + +" Very likely not . However that may be , the young lady was very +decidedly carried away , and , having quite made up her mind that +her stepfather was in France , the suspicion of treachery never +for an instant entered her mind . She was flattered by the +gentleman's attentions , and the effect was increased by the +loudly expressed admiration of her mother . Then Mr . Angel began +to call , for it was obvious that the matter should be pushed as +far as it would go if a real effect were to be produced . There +were meetings , and an engagement , which would finally secure the +girl's affections from turning towards anyone else . But the +deception could not be kept up forever . These pretended journeys +to France were rather cumbrous . The thing to do was clearly to +bring the business to an end in such a dramatic manner that it +would leave a permanent impression upon the young lady's mind and +prevent her from looking upon any other suitor for some time to +come . Hence those vows of fidelity exacted upon a Testament , and +hence also the allusions to a possibility of something happening +on the very morning of the wedding . James Windibank wished Miss +Sutherland to be so bound to Hosmer Angel , and so uncertain as to +his fate , that for ten years to come , at any rate , she would not +listen to another man . As far as the church door he brought her , +and then , as he could go no farther , he conveniently vanished +away by the old trick of stepping in at one door of a +four - wheeler and out at the other . I think that was the chain of +events , Mr . Windibank " + +Our visitor had recovered something of his assurance while Holmes +had been talking , and he rose from his chair now with a cold +sneer upon his pale face . + +" It may be so , or it may not , Mr . Holmes " said he , " but if you +are so very sharp you ought to be sharp enough to know that it is +you who are breaking the law now , and not me . I have done nothing +actionable from the first , but as long as you keep that door +locked you lay yourself open to an action for assault and illegal +constraint " + +" The law cannot , as you say , touch you " said Holmes , unlocking +and throwing open the door , " yet there never was a man who +deserved punishment more . If the young lady has a brother or a +friend , he ought to lay a whip across your shoulders . By Jove " +he continued , flushing up at the sight of the bitter sneer upon +the man's face , " it is not part of my duties to my client , but +here's a hunting crop handy , and I think I shall just treat +myself to -" He took two swift steps to the whip , but before he +could grasp it there was a wild clatter of steps upon the stairs , +the heavy hall door banged , and from the window we could see Mr . +James Windibank running at the top of his speed down the road . + +" There's a cold - blooded scoundrel " said Holmes , laughing , as he +threw himself down into his chair once more . " That fellow will +rise from crime to crime until he does something very bad , and +ends on a gallows . The case has , in some respects , been not +entirely devoid of interest " + +" I cannot now entirely see all the steps of your reasoning " I +remarked . + +" Well , of course it was obvious from the first that this Mr . +Hosmer Angel must have some strong object for his curious +conduct , and it was equally clear that the only man who really +profited by the incident , as far as we could see , was the +stepfather . Then the fact that the two men were never together , +but that the one always appeared when the other was away , was +suggestive . So were the tinted spectacles and the curious voice , +which both hinted at a disguise , as did the bushy whiskers . My +suspicions were all confirmed by his peculiar action in +typewriting his signature , which , of course , inferred that his +handwriting was so familiar to her that she would recognise even +the smallest sample of it . You see all these isolated facts , +together with many minor ones , all pointed in the same +direction " + +" And how did you verify them " + +" Having once spotted my man , it was easy to get corroboration . I +knew the firm for which this man worked . Having taken the printed +description . I eliminated everything from it which could be the +result of a disguise - the whiskers , the glasses , the voice , and I +sent it to the firm , with a request that they would inform me +whether it answered to the description of any of their +travellers . I had already noticed the peculiarities of the +typewriter , and I wrote to the man himself at his business +address asking him if he would come here . As I expected , his +reply was typewritten and revealed the same trivial but +characteristic defects . The same post brought me a letter from +Westhouse & Marbank , of Fenchurch Street , to say that the +description tallied in every respect with that of their employe , +James Windibank . Voila tout " + +" And Miss Sutherland " + +" If I tell her she will not believe me . You may remember the old +Persian saying , ' There is danger for him who taketh the tiger +cub , and danger also for whoso snatches a delusion from a woman ' +There is as much sense in Hafiz as in Horace , and as much +knowledge of the world " + + + +ADVENTURE IV . THE BOSCOMBE VALLEY MYSTERY + +We were seated at breakfast one morning , my wife and I , when the +maid brought in a telegram . It was from Sherlock Holmes and ran +in this way : + +" Have you a couple of days to spare ? Have just been wired for from +the west of England in connection with Boscombe Valley tragedy . +Shall be glad if you will come with me . Air and scenery perfect . +Leave Paddington by the 11 : 15 " + +" What do you say , dear " said my wife , looking across at me . +" Will you go " + +" I really don't know what to say . I have a fairly long list at +present " + +" Oh , Anstruther would do your work for you . You have been looking +a little pale lately . I think that the change would do you good , +and you are always so interested in Mr . Sherlock Holmes ' cases " + +" I should be ungrateful if I were not , seeing what I gained +through one of them " I answered . " But if I am to go , I must pack +at once , for I have only half an hour " + +My experience of camp life in Afghanistan had at least had the +effect of making me a prompt and ready traveller . My wants were +few and simple , so that in less than the time stated I was in a +cab with my valise , rattling away to Paddington Station . Sherlock +Holmes was pacing up and down the platform , his tall , gaunt +figure made even gaunter and taller by his long grey +travelling - cloak and close - fitting cloth cap . + +" It is really very good of you to come , Watson " said he . " It +makes a considerable difference to me , having someone with me on +whom I can thoroughly rely . Local aid is always either worthless +or else biassed . If you will keep the two corner seats I shall +get the tickets " + +We had the carriage to ourselves save for an immense litter of +papers which Holmes had brought with him . Among these he rummaged +and read , with intervals of note - taking and of meditation , until +we were past Reading . Then he suddenly rolled them all into a +gigantic ball and tossed them up onto the rack . + +" Have you heard anything of the case " he asked . + +" Not a word . I have not seen a paper for some days " + +" The London press has not had very full accounts . I have just +been looking through all the recent papers in order to master the +particulars . It seems , from what I gather , to be one of those +simple cases which are so extremely difficult " + +" That sounds a little paradoxical " + +" But it is profoundly true . Singularity is almost invariably a +clue . The more featureless and commonplace a crime is , the more +difficult it is to bring it home . In this case , however , they +have established a very serious case against the son of the +murdered man " + +" It is a murder , then " + +" Well , it is conjectured to be so . I shall take nothing for +granted until I have the opportunity of looking personally into +it . I will explain the state of things to you , as far as I have +been able to understand it , in a very few words . + +" Boscombe Valley is a country district not very far from Ross , in +Herefordshire . The largest landed proprietor in that part is a +Mr . John Turner , who made his money in Australia and returned +some years ago to the old country . One of the farms which he +held , that of Hatherley , was let to Mr . Charles McCarthy , who was +also an ex - Australian . The men had known each other in the +colonies , so that it was not unnatural that when they came to +settle down they should do so as near each other as possible . +Turner was apparently the richer man , so McCarthy became his +tenant but still remained , it seems , upon terms of perfect +equality , as they were frequently together . McCarthy had one son , +a lad of eighteen , and Turner had an only daughter of the same +age , but neither of them had wives living . They appear to have +avoided the society of the neighbouring English families and to +have led retired lives , though both the McCarthys were fond of +sport and were frequently seen at the race - meetings of the +neighbourhood . McCarthy kept two servants - a man and a girl . +Turner had a considerable household , some half - dozen at the +least . That is as much as I have been able to gather about the +families . Now for the facts . + +" On June 3rd , that is , on Monday last , McCarthy left his house at +Hatherley about three in the afternoon and walked down to the +Boscombe Pool , which is a small lake formed by the spreading out +of the stream which runs down the Boscombe Valley . He had been +out with his serving - man in the morning at Ross , and he had told +the man that he must hurry , as he had an appointment of +importance to keep at three . From that appointment he never came +back alive . + +" From Hatherley Farm - house to the Boscombe Pool is a quarter of a +mile , and two people saw him as he passed over this ground . One +was an old woman , whose name is not mentioned , and the other was +William Crowder , a game - keeper in the employ of Mr . Turner . Both +these witnesses depose that Mr . McCarthy was walking alone . The +game - keeper adds that within a few minutes of his seeing Mr . +McCarthy pass he had seen his son , Mr . James McCarthy , going the +same way with a gun under his arm . To the best of his belief , the +father was actually in sight at the time , and the son was +following him . He thought no more of the matter until he heard in +the evening of the tragedy that had occurred . + +" The two McCarthys were seen after the time when William Crowder , +the game - keeper , lost sight of them . The Boscombe Pool is thickly +wooded round , with just a fringe of grass and of reeds round the +edge . A girl of fourteen , Patience Moran , who is the daughter of +the lodge - keeper of the Boscombe Valley estate , was in one of the +woods picking flowers . She states that while she was there she +saw , at the border of the wood and close by the lake , Mr . +McCarthy and his son , and that they appeared to be having a +violent quarrel . She heard Mr . McCarthy the elder using very +strong language to his son , and she saw the latter raise up his +hand as if to strike his father . She was so frightened by their +violence that she ran away and told her mother when she reached +home that she had left the two McCarthys quarrelling near +Boscombe Pool , and that she was afraid that they were going to +fight . She had hardly said the words when young Mr . McCarthy came +running up to the lodge to say that he had found his father dead +in the wood , and to ask for the help of the lodge - keeper . He was +much excited , without either his gun or his hat , and his right +hand and sleeve were observed to be stained with fresh blood . On +following him they found the dead body stretched out upon the +grass beside the pool . The head had been beaten in by repeated +blows of some heavy and blunt weapon . The injuries were such as +might very well have been inflicted by the butt - end of his son's +gun , which was found lying on the grass within a few paces of the +body . Under these circumstances the young man was instantly +arrested , and a verdict of ' wilful murder ' having been returned +at the inquest on Tuesday , he was on Wednesday brought before the +magistrates at Ross , who have referred the case to the next +Assizes . Those are the main facts of the case as they came out +before the coroner and the police - court " + +" I could hardly imagine a more damning case " I remarked . " If +ever circumstantial evidence pointed to a criminal it does so +here " + +" Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing " answered Holmes +thoughtfully . " It may seem to point very straight to one thing , +but if you shift your own point of view a little , you may find it +pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something +entirely different . It must be confessed , however , that the case +looks exceedingly grave against the young man , and it is very +possible that he is indeed the culprit . There are several people +in the neighbourhood , however , and among them Miss Turner , the +daughter of the neighbouring landowner , who believe in his +innocence , and who have retained Lestrade , whom you may recollect +in connection with the Study in Scarlet , to work out the case in +his interest . Lestrade , being rather puzzled , has referred the +case to me , and hence it is that two middle - aged gentlemen are +flying westward at fifty miles an hour instead of quietly +digesting their breakfasts at home " + +" I am afraid " said I , " that the facts are so obvious that you +will find little credit to be gained out of this case " + +" There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact " he +answered , laughing . " Besides , we may chance to hit upon some +other obvious facts which may have been by no means obvious to +Mr . Lestrade . You know me too well to think that I am boasting +when I say that I shall either confirm or destroy his theory by +means which he is quite incapable of employing , or even of +understanding . To take the first example to hand , I very clearly +perceive that in your bedroom the window is upon the right - hand +side , and yet I question whether Mr . Lestrade would have noted +even so self - evident a thing as that " + +" How on earth -" + +" My dear fellow , I know you well . I know the military neatness +which characterises you . You shave every morning , and in this +season you shave by the sunlight ; but since your shaving is less +and less complete as we get farther back on the left side , until +it becomes positively slovenly as we get round the angle of the +jaw , it is surely very clear that that side is less illuminated +than the other . I could not imagine a man of your habits looking +at himself in an equal light and being satisfied with such a +result . I only quote this as a trivial example of observation and +inference . Therein lies my metier , and it is just possible that +it may be of some service in the investigation which lies before +us . There are one or two minor points which were brought out in +the inquest , and which are worth considering " + +" What are they " + +" It appears that his arrest did not take place at once , but after +the return to Hatherley Farm . On the inspector of constabulary +informing him that he was a prisoner , he remarked that he was not +surprised to hear it , and that it was no more than his deserts . +This observation of his had the natural effect of removing any +traces of doubt which might have remained in the minds of the +coroner's jury " + +" It was a confession " I ejaculated . + +" No , for it was followed by a protestation of innocence " + +" Coming on the top of such a damning series of events , it was at +least a most suspicious remark " + +" On the contrary " said Holmes , " it is the brightest rift which I +can at present see in the clouds . However innocent he might be , +he could not be such an absolute imbecile as not to see that the +circumstances were very black against him . Had he appeared +surprised at his own arrest , or feigned indignation at it , I +should have looked upon it as highly suspicious , because such +surprise or anger would not be natural under the circumstances , +and yet might appear to be the best policy to a scheming man . His +frank acceptance of the situation marks him as either an innocent +man , or else as a man of considerable self - restraint and +firmness . As to his remark about his deserts , it was also not +unnatural if you consider that he stood beside the dead body of +his father , and that there is no doubt that he had that very day +so far forgotten his filial duty as to bandy words with him , and +even , according to the little girl whose evidence is so +important , to raise his hand as if to strike him . The +self - reproach and contrition which are displayed in his remark +appear to me to be the signs of a healthy mind rather than of a +guilty one " + +I shook my head . " Many men have been hanged on far slighter +evidence " I remarked . + +" So they have . And many men have been wrongfully hanged " + +" What is the young man's own account of the matter " + +" It is , I am afraid , not very encouraging to his supporters , +though there are one or two points in it which are suggestive . +You will find it here , and may read it for yourself " + +He picked out from his bundle a copy of the local Herefordshire +paper , and having turned down the sheet he pointed out the +paragraph in which the unfortunate young man had given his own +statement of what had occurred . I settled myself down in the +corner of the carriage and read it very carefully . It ran in this +way : + +" Mr . James McCarthy , the only son of the deceased , was then called +and gave evidence as follows : ' I had been away from home for +three days at Bristol , and had only just returned upon the +morning of last Monday , the 3rd . My father was absent from home at +the time of my arrival , and I was informed by the maid that he +had driven over to Ross with John Cobb , the groom . Shortly after +my return I heard the wheels of his trap in the yard , and , +looking out of my window , I saw him get out and walk rapidly out +of the yard , though I was not aware in which direction he was +going . I then took my gun and strolled out in the direction of +the Boscombe Pool , with the intention of visiting the rabbit +warren which is upon the other side . On my way I saw William +Crowder , the game - keeper , as he had stated in his evidence ; but +he is mistaken in thinking that I was following my father . I had +no idea that he was in front of me . When about a hundred yards +from the pool I heard a cry of " Cooee " which was a usual signal +between my father and myself . I then hurried forward , and found +him standing by the pool . He appeared to be much surprised at +seeing me and asked me rather roughly what I was doing there . A +conversation ensued which led to high words and almost to blows , +for my father was a man of a very violent temper . Seeing that his +passion was becoming ungovernable , I left him and returned +towards Hatherley Farm . I had not gone more than 150 yards , +however , when I heard a hideous outcry behind me , which caused me +to run back again . I found my father expiring upon the ground , +with his head terribly injured . I dropped my gun and held him in +my arms , but he almost instantly expired . I knelt beside him for +some minutes , and then made my way to Mr . Turner's lodge - keeper , +his house being the nearest , to ask for assistance . I saw no one +near my father when I returned , and I have no idea how he came by +his injuries . He was not a popular man , being somewhat cold and +forbidding in his manners , but he had , as far as I know , no +active enemies . I know nothing further of the matter ' + +" The Coroner : Did your father make any statement to you before +he died ? + +" Witness : He mumbled a few words , but I could only catch some +allusion to a rat . + +" The Coroner : What did you understand by that ? + +" Witness : It conveyed no meaning to me . I thought that he was +delirious . + +" The Coroner : What was the point upon which you and your father +had this final quarrel ? + +" Witness : I should prefer not to answer . + +" The Coroner : I am afraid that I must press it . + +" Witness : It is really impossible for me to tell you . I can +assure you that it has nothing to do with the sad tragedy which +followed . + +" The Coroner : That is for the court to decide . I need not point +out to you that your refusal to answer will prejudice your case +considerably in any future proceedings which may arise . + +" Witness : I must still refuse . + +" The Coroner : I understand that the cry of ' Cooee ' was a common +signal between you and your father ? + +" Witness : It was . + +" The Coroner : How was it , then , that he uttered it before he saw +you , and before he even knew that you had returned from Bristol ? + +" Witness ( with considerable confusion : I do not know . + +" A Juryman : Did you see nothing which aroused your suspicions +when you returned on hearing the cry and found your father +fatally injured ? + +" Witness : Nothing definite . + +" The Coroner : What do you mean ? + +" Witness : I was so disturbed and excited as I rushed out into +the open , that I could think of nothing except of my father . Yet +I have a vague impression that as I ran forward something lay +upon the ground to the left of me . It seemed to me to be +something grey in colour , a coat of some sort , or a plaid perhaps . +When I rose from my father I looked round for it , but it was +gone . + + ' Do you mean that it disappeared before you went for help ' + + ' Yes , it was gone ' + + ' You cannot say what it was ' + + ' No , I had a feeling something was there ' + + ' How far from the body ' + + ' A dozen yards or so ' + + ' And how far from the edge of the wood ' + + ' About the same ' + + ' Then if it was removed it was while you were within a dozen +yards of it ' + + ' Yes , but with my back towards it ' + +" This concluded the examination of the witness " + +" I see " said I as I glanced down the column , " that the coroner +in his concluding remarks was rather severe upon young McCarthy . +He calls attention , and with reason , to the discrepancy about his +father having signalled to him before seeing him , also to his +refusal to give details of his conversation with his father , and +his singular account of his father's dying words . They are all , +as he remarks , very much against the son " + +Holmes laughed softly to himself and stretched himself out upon +the cushioned seat . " Both you and the coroner have been at some +pains " said he , " to single out the very strongest points in the +young man's favour . Don't you see that you alternately give him +credit for having too much imagination and too little ? Too +little , if he could not invent a cause of quarrel which would +give him the sympathy of the jury ; too much , if he evolved from +his own inner consciousness anything so outre as a dying +reference to a rat , and the incident of the vanishing cloth . No , +sir , I shall approach this case from the point of view that what +this young man says is true , and we shall see whither that +hypothesis will lead us . And now here is my pocket Petrarch , and +not another word shall I say of this case until we are on the +scene of action . We lunch at Swindon , and I see that we shall be +there in twenty minutes " + +It was nearly four o'clock when we at last , after passing through +the beautiful Stroud Valley , and over the broad gleaming Severn , +found ourselves at the pretty little country - town of Ross . A +lean , ferret - like man , furtive and sly - looking , was waiting for +us upon the platform . In spite of the light brown dustcoat and +leather - leggings which he wore in deference to his rustic +surroundings , I had no difficulty in recognising Lestrade , of +Scotland Yard . With him we drove to the Hereford Arms where a +room had already been engaged for us . + +" I have ordered a carriage " said Lestrade as we sat over a cup +of tea . " I knew your energetic nature , and that you would not be +happy until you had been on the scene of the crime " + +" It was very nice and complimentary of you " Holmes answered . " It +is entirely a question of barometric pressure " + +Lestrade looked startled . " I do not quite follow " he said . + +" How is the glass ? Twenty - nine , I see . No wind , and not a cloud +in the sky . I have a caseful of cigarettes here which need +smoking , and the sofa is very much superior to the usual country +hotel abomination . I do not think that it is probable that I +shall use the carriage to - night " + +Lestrade laughed indulgently . " You have , no doubt , already formed +your conclusions from the newspapers " he said . " The case is as +plain as a pikestaff , and the more one goes into it the plainer +it becomes . Still , of course , one can't refuse a lady , and such a +very positive one , too . She has heard of you , and would have your +opinion , though I repeatedly told her that there was nothing +which you could do which I had not already done . Why , bless my +soul ! here is her carriage at the door " + +He had hardly spoken before there rushed into the room one of the +most lovely young women that I have ever seen in my life . Her +violet eyes shining , her lips parted , a pink flush upon her +cheeks , all thought of her natural reserve lost in her +overpowering excitement and concern . + +" Oh , Mr . Sherlock Holmes " she cried , glancing from one to the +other of us , and finally , with a woman's quick intuition , +fastening upon my companion , " I am so glad that you have come . I +have driven down to tell you so . I know that James didn't do it . +I know it , and I want you to start upon your work knowing it , +too . Never let yourself doubt upon that point . We have known each +other since we were little children , and I know his faults as no +one else does ; but he is too tender - hearted to hurt a fly . Such a +charge is absurd to anyone who really knows him " + +" I hope we may clear him , Miss Turner " said Sherlock Holmes . +" You may rely upon my doing all that I can " + +" But you have read the evidence . You have formed some conclusion ? +Do you not see some loophole , some flaw ? Do you not yourself +think that he is innocent " + +" I think that it is very probable " + +" There , now " she cried , throwing back her head and looking +defiantly at Lestrade . " You hear ! He gives me hopes " + +Lestrade shrugged his shoulders . " I am afraid that my colleague +has been a little quick in forming his conclusions " he said . + +" But he is right . Oh ! I know that he is right . James never did +it . And about his quarrel with his father , I am sure that the +reason why he would not speak about it to the coroner was because +I was concerned in it " + +" In what way " asked Holmes . + +" It is no time for me to hide anything . James and his father had +many disagreements about me . Mr . McCarthy was very anxious that +there should be a marriage between us . James and I have always +loved each other as brother and sister ; but of course he is young +and has seen very little of life yet , and - and - well , he +naturally did not wish to do anything like that yet . So there +were quarrels , and this , I am sure , was one of them " + +" And your father " asked Holmes . " Was he in favour of such a +union " + +" No , he was averse to it also . No one but Mr . McCarthy was in +favour of it " A quick blush passed over her fresh young face as +Holmes shot one of his keen , questioning glances at her . + +" Thank you for this information " said he . " May I see your father +if I call to - morrow " + +" I am afraid the doctor won't allow it " + +" The doctor " + +" Yes , have you not heard ? Poor father has never been strong for +years back , but this has broken him down completely . He has taken +to his bed , and Dr . Willows says that he is a wreck and that his +nervous system is shattered . Mr . McCarthy was the only man alive +who had known dad in the old days in Victoria " + +" Ha ! In Victoria ! That is important " + +" Yes , at the mines " + +" Quite so ; at the gold - mines , where , as I understand , Mr . Turner +made his money " + +" Yes , certainly " + +" Thank you , Miss Turner . You have been of material assistance to +me " + +" You will tell me if you have any news to - morrow . No doubt you +will go to the prison to see James . Oh , if you do , Mr . Holmes , do +tell him that I know him to be innocent " + +" I will , Miss Turner " + +" I must go home now , for dad is very ill , and he misses me so if +I leave him . Good - bye , and God help you in your undertaking " She +hurried from the room as impulsively as she had entered , and we +heard the wheels of her carriage rattle off down the street . + +" I am ashamed of you , Holmes " said Lestrade with dignity after a +few minutes ' silence . " Why should you raise up hopes which you +are bound to disappoint ? I am not over - tender of heart , but I +call it cruel " + +" I think that I see my way to clearing James McCarthy " said +Holmes . " Have you an order to see him in prison " + +" Yes , but only for you and me " + +" Then I shall reconsider my resolution about going out . We have +still time to take a train to Hereford and see him to - night " + +" Ample " + +" Then let us do so . Watson , I fear that you will find it very +slow , but I shall only be away a couple of hours " + +I walked down to the station with them , and then wandered through +the streets of the little town , finally returning to the hotel , +where I lay upon the sofa and tried to interest myself in a +yellow - backed novel . The puny plot of the story was so thin , +however , when compared to the deep mystery through which we were +groping , and I found my attention wander so continually from the +action to the fact , that I at last flung it across the room and +gave myself up entirely to a consideration of the events of the +day . Supposing that this unhappy young man's story were +absolutely true , then what hellish thing , what absolutely +unforeseen and extraordinary calamity could have occurred between +the time when he parted from his father , and the moment when , +drawn back by his screams , he rushed into the glade ? It was +something terrible and deadly . What could it be ? Might not the +nature of the injuries reveal something to my medical instincts ? +I rang the bell and called for the weekly county paper , which +contained a verbatim account of the inquest . In the surgeon's +deposition it was stated that the posterior third of the left +parietal bone and the left half of the occipital bone had been +shattered by a heavy blow from a blunt weapon . I marked the spot +upon my own head . Clearly such a blow must have been struck from +behind . That was to some extent in favour of the accused , as when +seen quarrelling he was face to face with his father . Still , it +did not go for very much , for the older man might have turned his +back before the blow fell . Still , it might be worth while to call +Holmes ' attention to it . Then there was the peculiar dying +reference to a rat . What could that mean ? It could not be +delirium . A man dying from a sudden blow does not commonly become +delirious . No , it was more likely to be an attempt to explain how +he met his fate . But what could it indicate ? I cudgelled my +brains to find some possible explanation . And then the incident +of the grey cloth seen by young McCarthy . If that were true the +murderer must have dropped some part of his dress , presumably his +overcoat , in his flight , and must have had the hardihood to +return and to carry it away at the instant when the son was +kneeling with his back turned not a dozen paces off . What a +tissue of mysteries and improbabilities the whole thing was ! I +did not wonder at Lestrade's opinion , and yet I had so much faith +in Sherlock Holmes ' insight that I could not lose hope as long +as every fresh fact seemed to strengthen his conviction of young +McCarthy's innocence . + +It was late before Sherlock Holmes returned . He came back alone , +for Lestrade was staying in lodgings in the town . + +" The glass still keeps very high " he remarked as he sat down . +" It is of importance that it should not rain before we are able +to go over the ground . On the other hand , a man should be at his +very best and keenest for such nice work as that , and I did not +wish to do it when fagged by a long journey . I have seen young +McCarthy " + +" And what did you learn from him " + +" Nothing " + +" Could he throw no light " + +" None at all . I was inclined to think at one time that he knew +who had done it and was screening him or her , but I am convinced +now that he is as puzzled as everyone else . He is not a very +quick - witted youth , though comely to look at and , I should think , +sound at heart " + +" I cannot admire his taste " I remarked , " if it is indeed a fact +that he was averse to a marriage with so charming a young lady as +this Miss Turner " + +" Ah , thereby hangs a rather painful tale . This fellow is madly , +insanely , in love with her , but some two years ago , when he was +only a lad , and before he really knew her , for she had been away +five years at a boarding - school , what does the idiot do but get +into the clutches of a barmaid in Bristol and marry her at a +registry office ? No one knows a word of the matter , but you can +imagine how maddening it must be to him to be upbraided for not +doing what he would give his very eyes to do , but what he knows +to be absolutely impossible . It was sheer frenzy of this sort +which made him throw his hands up into the air when his father , +at their last interview , was goading him on to propose to Miss +Turner . On the other hand , he had no means of supporting himself , +and his father , who was by all accounts a very hard man , would +have thrown him over utterly had he known the truth . It was with +his barmaid wife that he had spent the last three days in +Bristol , and his father did not know where he was . Mark that +point . It is of importance . Good has come out of evil , however , +for the barmaid , finding from the papers that he is in serious +trouble and likely to be hanged , has thrown him over utterly and +has written to him to say that she has a husband already in the +Bermuda Dockyard , so that there is really no tie between them . I +think that that bit of news has consoled young McCarthy for all +that he has suffered " + +" But if he is innocent , who has done it " + +" Ah ! who ? I would call your attention very particularly to two +points . One is that the murdered man had an appointment with +someone at the pool , and that the someone could not have been his +son , for his son was away , and he did not know when he would +return . The second is that the murdered man was heard to cry +' Cooee ' before he knew that his son had returned . Those are the +crucial points upon which the case depends . And now let us talk +about George Meredith , if you please , and we shall leave all +minor matters until to - morrow " + +There was no rain , as Holmes had foretold , and the morning broke +bright and cloudless . At nine o'clock Lestrade called for us with +the carriage , and we set off for Hatherley Farm and the Boscombe +Pool . + +" There is serious news this morning " Lestrade observed . " It is +said that Mr . Turner , of the Hall , is so ill that his life is +despaired of " + +" An elderly man , I presume " said Holmes . + +" About sixty ; but his constitution has been shattered by his life +abroad , and he has been in failing health for some time . This +business has had a very bad effect upon him . He was an old friend +of McCarthy's , and , I may add , a great benefactor to him , for I +have learned that he gave him Hatherley Farm rent free " + +" Indeed ! That is interesting " said Holmes . + +" Oh , yes ! In a hundred other ways he has helped him . Everybody +about here speaks of his kindness to him " + +" Really ! Does it not strike you as a little singular that this +McCarthy , who appears to have had little of his own , and to have +been under such obligations to Turner , should still talk of +marrying his son to Turner's daughter , who is , presumably , +heiress to the estate , and that in such a very cocksure manner , +as if it were merely a case of a proposal and all else would +follow ? It is the more strange , since we know that Turner himself +was averse to the idea . The daughter told us as much . Do you not +deduce something from that " + +" We have got to the deductions and the inferences " said +Lestrade , winking at me . " I find it hard enough to tackle facts , +Holmes , without flying away after theories and fancies " + +" You are right " said Holmes demurely ; " you do find it very hard +to tackle the facts " + +" Anyhow , I have grasped one fact which you seem to find it +difficult to get hold of " replied Lestrade with some warmth . + +" And that is -" + +" That McCarthy senior met his death from McCarthy junior and that +all theories to the contrary are the merest moonshine " + +" Well , moonshine is a brighter thing than fog " said Holmes , +laughing . " But I am very much mistaken if this is not Hatherley +Farm upon the left " + +" Yes , that is it " It was a widespread , comfortable - looking +building , two - storied , slate - roofed , with great yellow blotches +of lichen upon the grey walls . The drawn blinds and the smokeless +chimneys , however , gave it a stricken look , as though the weight +of this horror still lay heavy upon it . We called at the door , +when the maid , at Holmes ' request , showed us the boots which her +master wore at the time of his death , and also a pair of the +son's , though not the pair which he had then had . Having measured +these very carefully from seven or eight different points , Holmes +desired to be led to the court - yard , from which we all followed +the winding track which led to Boscombe Pool . + +Sherlock Holmes was transformed when he was hot upon such a scent +as this . Men who had only known the quiet thinker and logician of +Baker Street would have failed to recognise him . His face flushed +and darkened . His brows were drawn into two hard black lines , +while his eyes shone out from beneath them with a steely glitter . +His face was bent downward , his shoulders bowed , his lips +compressed , and the veins stood out like whipcord in his long , +sinewy neck . His nostrils seemed to dilate with a purely animal +lust for the chase , and his mind was so absolutely concentrated +upon the matter before him that a question or remark fell +unheeded upon his ears , or , at the most , only provoked a quick , +impatient snarl in reply . Swiftly and silently he made his way +along the track which ran through the meadows , and so by way of +the woods to the Boscombe Pool . It was damp , marshy ground , as is +all that district , and there were marks of many feet , both upon +the path and amid the short grass which bounded it on either +side . Sometimes Holmes would hurry on , sometimes stop dead , and +once he made quite a little detour into the meadow . Lestrade and +I walked behind him , the detective indifferent and contemptuous , +while I watched my friend with the interest which sprang from the +conviction that every one of his actions was directed towards a +definite end . + +The Boscombe Pool , which is a little reed - girt sheet of water +some fifty yards across , is situated at the boundary between the +Hatherley Farm and the private park of the wealthy Mr . Turner . +Above the woods which lined it upon the farther side we could see +the red , jutting pinnacles which marked the site of the rich +landowner's dwelling . On the Hatherley side of the pool the woods +grew very thick , and there was a narrow belt of sodden grass +twenty paces across between the edge of the trees and the reeds +which lined the lake . Lestrade showed us the exact spot at which +the body had been found , and , indeed , so moist was the ground , +that I could plainly see the traces which had been left by the +fall of the stricken man . To Holmes , as I could see by his eager +face and peering eyes , very many other things were to be read +upon the trampled grass . He ran round , like a dog who is picking +up a scent , and then turned upon my companion . + +" What did you go into the pool for " he asked . + +" I fished about with a rake . I thought there might be some weapon +or other trace . But how on earth -" + +" Oh , tut , tut ! I have no time ! That left foot of yours with its +inward twist is all over the place . A mole could trace it , and +there it vanishes among the reeds . Oh , how simple it would all +have been had I been here before they came like a herd of buffalo +and wallowed all over it . Here is where the party with the +lodge - keeper came , and they have covered all tracks for six or +eight feet round the body . But here are three separate tracks of +the same feet " He drew out a lens and lay down upon his +waterproof to have a better view , talking all the time rather to +himself than to us . " These are young McCarthy's feet . Twice he +was walking , and once he ran swiftly , so that the soles are +deeply marked and the heels hardly visible . That bears out his +story . He ran when he saw his father on the ground . Then here are +the father's feet as he paced up and down . What is this , then ? It +is the butt - end of the gun as the son stood listening . And this ? +Ha , ha ! What have we here ? Tiptoes ! tiptoes ! Square , too , quite +unusual boots ! They come , they go , they come again - of course +that was for the cloak . Now where did they come from " He ran up +and down , sometimes losing , sometimes finding the track until we +were well within the edge of the wood and under the shadow of a +great beech , the largest tree in the neighbourhood . Holmes traced +his way to the farther side of this and lay down once more upon +his face with a little cry of satisfaction . For a long time he +remained there , turning over the leaves and dried sticks , +gathering up what seemed to me to be dust into an envelope and +examining with his lens not only the ground but even the bark of +the tree as far as he could reach . A jagged stone was lying among +the moss , and this also he carefully examined and retained . Then +he followed a pathway through the wood until he came to the +highroad , where all traces were lost . + +" It has been a case of considerable interest " he remarked , +returning to his natural manner . " I fancy that this grey house on +the right must be the lodge . I think that I will go in and have a +word with Moran , and perhaps write a little note . Having done +that , we may drive back to our luncheon . You may walk to the cab , +and I shall be with you presently " + +It was about ten minutes before we regained our cab and drove +back into Ross , Holmes still carrying with him the stone which he +had picked up in the wood . + +" This may interest you , Lestrade " he remarked , holding it out . +" The murder was done with it " + +" I see no marks " + +" There are none " + +" How do you know , then " + +" The grass was growing under it . It had only lain there a few +days . There was no sign of a place whence it had been taken . It +corresponds with the injuries . There is no sign of any other +weapon " + +" And the murderer " + +" Is a tall man , left - handed , limps with the right leg , wears +thick - soled shooting - boots and a grey cloak , smokes Indian +cigars , uses a cigar - holder , and carries a blunt pen - knife in his +pocket . There are several other indications , but these may be +enough to aid us in our search " + +Lestrade laughed . " I am afraid that I am still a sceptic " he +said . " Theories are all very well , but we have to deal with a +hard - headed British jury " + +" Nous verrons " answered Holmes calmly . " You work your own +method , and I shall work mine . I shall be busy this afternoon , +and shall probably return to London by the evening train " + +" And leave your case unfinished " + +" No , finished " + +" But the mystery " + +" It is solved " + +" Who was the criminal , then " + +" The gentleman I describe " + +" But who is he " + +" Surely it would not be difficult to find out . This is not such a +populous neighbourhood " + +Lestrade shrugged his shoulders . " I am a practical man " he said , +" and I really cannot undertake to go about the country looking +for a left - handed gentleman with a game leg . I should become the +laughing - stock of Scotland Yard " + +" All right " said Holmes quietly . " I have given you the chance . +Here are your lodgings . Good - bye . I shall drop you a line before +I leave " + +Having left Lestrade at his rooms , we drove to our hotel , where +we found lunch upon the table . Holmes was silent and buried in +thought with a pained expression upon his face , as one who finds +himself in a perplexing position . + +" Look here , Watson " he said when the cloth was cleared " just sit +down in this chair and let me preach to you for a little . I don ' t +know quite what to do , and I should value your advice . Light a +cigar and let me expound " + + " Pray do so " + +" Well , now , in considering this case there are two points about +young McCarthy's narrative which struck us both instantly , +although they impressed me in his favour and you against him . One +was the fact that his father should , according to his account , +cry ' Cooee ' before seeing him . The other was his singular dying +reference to a rat . He mumbled several words , you understand , but +that was all that caught the son's ear . Now from this double +point our research must commence , and we will begin it by +presuming that what the lad says is absolutely true " + +" What of this ' Cooee ' then " + +" Well , obviously it could not have been meant for the son . The +son , as far as he knew , was in Bristol . It was mere chance that +he was within earshot . The ' Cooee ' was meant to attract the +attention of whoever it was that he had the appointment with . But +' Cooee ' is a distinctly Australian cry , and one which is used +between Australians . There is a strong presumption that the +person whom McCarthy expected to meet him at Boscombe Pool was +someone who had been in Australia " + +" What of the rat , then " + +Sherlock Holmes took a folded paper from his pocket and flattened +it out on the table . " This is a map of the Colony of Victoria " +he said . " I wired to Bristol for it last night " He put his hand +over part of the map . " What do you read " + +" ARAT " I read . + +" And now " He raised his hand . + +" BALLARAT " + +" Quite so . That was the word the man uttered , and of which his +son only caught the last two syllables . He was trying to utter +the name of his murderer . So and so , of Ballarat " + +" It is wonderful " I exclaimed . + +" It is obvious . And now , you see , I had narrowed the field down +considerably . The possession of a grey garment was a third point +which , granting the son's statement to be correct , was a +certainty . We have come now out of mere vagueness to the definite +conception of an Australian from Ballarat with a grey cloak " + +" Certainly " + +" And one who was at home in the district , for the pool can only +be approached by the farm or by the estate , where strangers could +hardly wander " + +" Quite so " + +" Then comes our expedition of to - day . By an examination of the +ground I gained the trifling details which I gave to that +imbecile Lestrade , as to the personality of the criminal " + +" But how did you gain them " + +" You know my method . It is founded upon the observation of +trifles " + +" His height I know that you might roughly judge from the length +of his stride . His boots , too , might be told from their traces " + +" Yes , they were peculiar boots " + +" But his lameness " + +" The impression of his right foot was always less distinct than +his left . He put less weight upon it . Why ? Because he limped - he +was lame " + +" But his left - handedness " + +" You were yourself struck by the nature of the injury as recorded +by the surgeon at the inquest . The blow was struck from +immediately behind , and yet was upon the left side . Now , how can +that be unless it were by a left - handed man ? He had stood behind +that tree during the interview between the father and son . He had +even smoked there . I found the ash of a cigar , which my special +knowledge of tobacco ashes enables me to pronounce as an Indian +cigar . I have , as you know , devoted some attention to this , and +written a little monograph on the ashes of 140 different +varieties of pipe , cigar , and cigarette tobacco . Having found the +ash , I then looked round and discovered the stump among the moss +where he had tossed it . It was an Indian cigar , of the variety +which are rolled in Rotterdam " + +" And the cigar - holder " + +" I could see that the end had not been in his mouth . Therefore he +used a holder . The tip had been cut off , not bitten off , but the +cut was not a clean one , so I deduced a blunt pen - knife " + +" Holmes " I said , " you have drawn a net round this man from which +he cannot escape , and you have saved an innocent human life as +truly as if you had cut the cord which was hanging him . I see the +direction in which all this points . The culprit is -" + +" Mr . John Turner " cried the hotel waiter , opening the door of +our sitting - room , and ushering in a visitor . + +The man who entered was a strange and impressive figure . His +slow , limping step and bowed shoulders gave the appearance of +decrepitude , and yet his hard , deep - lined , craggy features , and +his enormous limbs showed that he was possessed of unusual +strength of body and of character . His tangled beard , grizzled +hair , and outstanding , drooping eyebrows combined to give an air +of dignity and power to his appearance , but his face was of an +ashen white , while his lips and the corners of his nostrils were +tinged with a shade of blue . It was clear to me at a glance that +he was in the grip of some deadly and chronic disease . + +" Pray sit down on the sofa " said Holmes gently . " You had my +note " + +" Yes , the lodge - keeper brought it up . You said that you wished to +see me here to avoid scandal " + +" I thought people would talk if I went to the Hall " + +" And why did you wish to see me " He looked across at my +companion with despair in his weary eyes , as though his question +was already answered . + +" Yes " said Holmes , answering the look rather than the words . " It +is so . I know all about McCarthy " + +The old man sank his face in his hands . " God help me " he cried . +" But I would not have let the young man come to harm . I give you +my word that I would have spoken out if it went against him at +the Assizes " + +" I am glad to hear you say so " said Holmes gravely . + +" I would have spoken now had it not been for my dear girl . It +would break her heart - it will break her heart when she hears +that I am arrested " + +" It may not come to that " said Holmes . + +" What " + +" I am no official agent . I understand that it was your daughter +who required my presence here , and I am acting in her interests . +Young McCarthy must be got off , however " + +" I am a dying man " said old Turner . " I have had diabetes for +years . My doctor says it is a question whether I shall live a +month . Yet I would rather die under my own roof than in a gaol " + +Holmes rose and sat down at the table with his pen in his hand +and a bundle of paper before him . " Just tell us the truth " he +said . " I shall jot down the facts . You will sign it , and Watson +here can witness it . Then I could produce your confession at the +last extremity to save young McCarthy . I promise you that I shall +not use it unless it is absolutely needed " + +" It's as well " said the old man ; " it's a question whether I +shall live to the Assizes , so it matters little to me , but I +should wish to spare Alice the shock . And now I will make the +thing clear to you ; it has been a long time in the acting , but +will not take me long to tell . + +" You didn't know this dead man , McCarthy . He was a devil +incarnate . I tell you that . God keep you out of the clutches of +such a man as he . His grip has been upon me these twenty years , +and he has blasted my life . I ' ll tell you first how I came to be +in his power . + +" It was in the early ' 60's at the diggings . I was a young chap +then , hot - blooded and reckless , ready to turn my hand at +anything ; I got among bad companions , took to drink , had no luck +with my claim , took to the bush , and in a word became what you +would call over here a highway robber . There were six of us , and +we had a wild , free life of it , sticking up a station from time +to time , or stopping the wagons on the road to the diggings . +Black Jack of Ballarat was the name I went under , and our party +is still remembered in the colony as the Ballarat Gang . + +" One day a gold convoy came down from Ballarat to Melbourne , and +we lay in wait for it and attacked it . There were six troopers +and six of us , so it was a close thing , but we emptied four of +their saddles at the first volley . Three of our boys were killed , +however , before we got the swag . I put my pistol to the head of +the wagon - driver , who was this very man McCarthy . I wish to the +Lord that I had shot him then , but I spared him , though I saw his +wicked little eyes fixed on my face , as though to remember every +feature . We got away with the gold , became wealthy men , and made +our way over to England without being suspected . There I parted +from my old pals and determined to settle down to a quiet and +respectable life . I bought this estate , which chanced to be in +the market , and I set myself to do a little good with my money , +to make up for the way in which I had earned it . I married , too , +and though my wife died young she left me my dear little Alice . +Even when she was just a baby her wee hand seemed to lead me down +the right path as nothing else had ever done . In a word , I turned +over a new leaf and did my best to make up for the past . All was +going well when McCarthy laid his grip upon me . + +" I had gone up to town about an investment , and I met him in +Regent Street with hardly a coat to his back or a boot to his +foot . + + ' Here we are , Jack ' says he , touching me on the arm ; ' we ' ll be +as good as a family to you . There's two of us , me and my son , and +you can have the keeping of us . If you don't - it's a fine , +law - abiding country is England , and there's always a policeman +within hail ' + +" Well , down they came to the west country , there was no shaking +them off , and there they have lived rent free on my best land +ever since . There was no rest for me , no peace , no forgetfulness ; +turn where I would , there was his cunning , grinning face at my +elbow . It grew worse as Alice grew up , for he soon saw I was more +afraid of her knowing my past than of the police . Whatever he +wanted he must have , and whatever it was I gave him without +question , land , money , houses , until at last he asked a thing +which I could not give . He asked for Alice . + +" His son , you see , had grown up , and so had my girl , and as I was +known to be in weak health , it seemed a fine stroke to him that +his lad should step into the whole property . But there I was +firm . I would not have his cursed stock mixed with mine ; not that +I had any dislike to the lad , but his blood was in him , and that +was enough . I stood firm . McCarthy threatened . I braved him to do +his worst . We were to meet at the pool midway between our houses +to talk it over . + +" When I went down there I found him talking with his son , so I +smoked a cigar and waited behind a tree until he should be alone . +But as I listened to his talk all that was black and bitter in +me seemed to come uppermost . He was urging his son to marry my +daughter with as little regard for what she might think as if she +were a slut from off the streets . It drove me mad to think that I +and all that I held most dear should be in the power of such a +man as this . Could I not snap the bond ? I was already a dying and +a desperate man . Though clear of mind and fairly strong of limb , +I knew that my own fate was sealed . But my memory and my girl ! +Both could be saved if I could but silence that foul tongue . I +did it , Mr . Holmes . I would do it again . Deeply as I have sinned , +I have led a life of martyrdom to atone for it . But that my girl +should be entangled in the same meshes which held me was more +than I could suffer . I struck him down with no more compunction +than if he had been some foul and venomous beast . His cry brought +back his son ; but I had gained the cover of the wood , though I +was forced to go back to fetch the cloak which I had dropped in +my flight . That is the true story , gentlemen , of all that +occurred " + +" Well , it is not for me to judge you " said Holmes as the old man +signed the statement which had been drawn out . " I pray that we +may never be exposed to such a temptation " + +" I pray not , sir . And what do you intend to do " + +" In view of your health , nothing . You are yourself aware that you +will soon have to answer for your deed at a higher court than the +Assizes . I will keep your confession , and if McCarthy is +condemned I shall be forced to use it . If not , it shall never be +seen by mortal eye ; and your secret , whether you be alive or +dead , shall be safe with us " + +" Farewell , then " said the old man solemnly . " Your own deathbeds , +when they come , will be the easier for the thought of the peace +which you have given to mine " Tottering and shaking in all his +giant frame , he stumbled slowly from the room . + +" God help us " said Holmes after a long silence . " Why does fate +play such tricks with poor , helpless worms ? I never hear of such +a case as this that I do not think of Baxter's words , and say , +' There , but for the grace of God , goes Sherlock Holmes '" + +James McCarthy was acquitted at the Assizes on the strength of a +number of objections which had been drawn out by Holmes and +submitted to the defending counsel . Old Turner lived for seven +months after our interview , but he is now dead ; and there is +every prospect that the son and daughter may come to live happily +together in ignorance of the black cloud which rests upon their +past . + + + +ADVENTURE V . THE FIVE ORANGE PIPS + +When I glance over my notes and records of the Sherlock Holmes +cases between the years ' 82 and ' 90 , I am faced by so many which +present strange and interesting features that it is no easy +matter to know which to choose and which to leave . Some , however , +have already gained publicity through the papers , and others have +not offered a field for those peculiar qualities which my friend +possessed in so high a degree , and which it is the object of +these papers to illustrate . Some , too , have baffled his +analytical skill , and would be , as narratives , beginnings without +an ending , while others have been but partially cleared up , and +have their explanations founded rather upon conjecture and +surmise than on that absolute logical proof which was so dear to +him . There is , however , one of these last which was so remarkable +in its details and so startling in its results that I am tempted +to give some account of it in spite of the fact that there are +points in connection with it which never have been , and probably +never will be , entirely cleared up . + +The year ' 87 furnished us with a long series of cases of greater +or less interest , of which I retain the records . Among my +headings under this one twelve months I find an account of the +adventure of the Paradol Chamber , of the Amateur Mendicant +Society , who held a luxurious club in the lower vault of a +furniture warehouse , of the facts connected with the loss of the +British barque " Sophy Anderson , of the singular adventures of the +Grice Patersons in the island of Uffa , and finally of the +Camberwell poisoning case . In the latter , as may be remembered , +Sherlock Holmes was able , by winding up the dead man's watch , to +prove that it had been wound up two hours before , and that +therefore the deceased had gone to bed within that time - a +deduction which was of the greatest importance in clearing up the +case . All these I may sketch out at some future date , but none of +them present such singular features as the strange train of +circumstances which I have now taken up my pen to describe . + +It was in the latter days of September , and the equinoctial gales +had set in with exceptional violence . All day the wind had +screamed and the rain had beaten against the windows , so that +even here in the heart of great , hand - made London we were forced +to raise our minds for the instant from the routine of life and +to recognise the presence of those great elemental forces which +shriek at mankind through the bars of his civilisation , like +untamed beasts in a cage . As evening drew in , the storm grew +higher and louder , and the wind cried and sobbed like a child in +the chimney . Sherlock Holmes sat moodily at one side of the +fireplace cross - indexing his records of crime , while I at the +other was deep in one of Clark Russell's fine sea - stories until +the howl of the gale from without seemed to blend with the text , +and the splash of the rain to lengthen out into the long swash of +the sea waves . My wife was on a visit to her mother's , and for a +few days I was a dweller once more in my old quarters at Baker +Street . + +" Why " said I , glancing up at my companion , " that was surely the +bell . Who could come to - night ? Some friend of yours , perhaps " + +" Except yourself I have none " he answered . " I do not encourage +visitors " + +" A client , then " + +" If so , it is a serious case . Nothing less would bring a man out +on such a day and at such an hour . But I take it that it is more +likely to be some crony of the landlady's " + +Sherlock Holmes was wrong in his conjecture , however , for there +came a step in the passage and a tapping at the door . He +stretched out his long arm to turn the lamp away from himself and +towards the vacant chair upon which a newcomer must sit . + +" Come in " said he . + +The man who entered was young , some two - and - twenty at the +outside , well - groomed and trimly clad , with something of +refinement and delicacy in his bearing . The streaming umbrella +which he held in his hand , and his long shining waterproof told +of the fierce weather through which he had come . He looked about +him anxiously in the glare of the lamp , and I could see that his +face was pale and his eyes heavy , like those of a man who is +weighed down with some great anxiety . + +" I owe you an apology " he said , raising his golden pince - nez to +his eyes . " I trust that I am not intruding . I fear that I have +brought some traces of the storm and rain into your snug +chamber " + +" Give me your coat and umbrella " said Holmes . " They may rest +here on the hook and will be dry presently . You have come up from +the south - west , I see " + +" Yes , from Horsham " + +" That clay and chalk mixture which I see upon your toe caps is +quite distinctive " + +" I have come for advice " + +" That is easily got " + +" And help " + +" That is not always so easy " + +" I have heard of you , Mr . Holmes . I heard from Major Prendergast +how you saved him in the Tankerville Club scandal " + +" Ah , of course . He was wrongfully accused of cheating at cards " + +" He said that you could solve anything " + +" He said too much " + +" That you are never beaten " + +" I have been beaten four times - three times by men , and once by a +woman " + +" But what is that compared with the number of your successes " + +" It is true that I have been generally successful " + +" Then you may be so with me " + +" I beg that you will draw your chair up to the fire and favour me +with some details as to your case " + +" It is no ordinary one " + +" None of those which come to me are . I am the last court of +appeal " + +" And yet I question , sir , whether , in all your experience , you +have ever listened to a more mysterious and inexplicable chain of +events than those which have happened in my own family " + +" You fill me with interest " said Holmes . " Pray give us the +essential facts from the commencement , and I can afterwards +question you as to those details which seem to me to be most +important " + +The young man pulled his chair up and pushed his wet feet out +towards the blaze . + +" My name " said he , " is John Openshaw , but my own affairs have , +as far as I can understand , little to do with this awful +business . It is a hereditary matter ; so in order to give you an +idea of the facts , I must go back to the commencement of the +affair . + +" You must know that my grandfather had two sons - my uncle Elias +and my father Joseph . My father had a small factory at Coventry , +which he enlarged at the time of the invention of bicycling . He +was a patentee of the Openshaw unbreakable tire , and his business +met with such success that he was able to sell it and to retire +upon a handsome competence . + +" My uncle Elias emigrated to America when he was a young man and +became a planter in Florida , where he was reported to have done +very well . At the time of the war he fought in Jackson's army , +and afterwards under Hood , where he rose to be a colonel . When +Lee laid down his arms my uncle returned to his plantation , where +he remained for three or four years . About 1869 or 1870 he came +back to Europe and took a small estate in Sussex , near Horsham . +He had made a very considerable fortune in the States , and his +reason for leaving them was his aversion to the negroes , and his +dislike of the Republican policy in extending the franchise to +them . He was a singular man , fierce and quick - tempered , very +foul - mouthed when he was angry , and of a most retiring +disposition . During all the years that he lived at Horsham , I +doubt if ever he set foot in the town . He had a garden and two or +three fields round his house , and there he would take his +exercise , though very often for weeks on end he would never leave +his room . He drank a great deal of brandy and smoked very +heavily , but he would see no society and did not want any +friends , not even his own brother . + +" He didn't mind me ; in fact , he took a fancy to me , for at the +time when he saw me first I was a youngster of twelve or so . This +would be in the year 1878 , after he had been eight or nine years +in England . He begged my father to let me live with him and he +was very kind to me in his way . When he was sober he used to be +fond of playing backgammon and draughts with me , and he would +make me his representative both with the servants and with the +tradespeople , so that by the time that I was sixteen I was quite +master of the house . I kept all the keys and could go where I +liked and do what I liked , so long as I did not disturb him in +his privacy . There was one singular exception , however , for he +had a single room , a lumber - room up among the attics , which was +invariably locked , and which he would never permit either me or +anyone else to enter . With a boy's curiosity I have peeped +through the keyhole , but I was never able to see more than such a +collection of old trunks and bundles as would be expected in such +a room . + +" One day - it was in March , 1883 - a letter with a foreign stamp +lay upon the table in front of the colonel's plate . It was not a +common thing for him to receive letters , for his bills were all +paid in ready money , and he had no friends of any sort . ' From +India ' said he as he took it up , ' Pondicherry postmark ! What can +this be ' Opening it hurriedly , out there jumped five little +dried orange pips , which pattered down upon his plate . I began to +laugh at this , but the laugh was struck from my lips at the sight +of his face . His lip had fallen , his eyes were protruding , his +skin the colour of putty , and he glared at the envelope which he +still held in his trembling hand , ' K . K . K ! ' he shrieked , and +then , ' My God , my God , my sins have overtaken me ' + + ' What is it , uncle ' I cried . + + ' Death ' said he , and rising from the table he retired to his +room , leaving me palpitating with horror . I took up the envelope +and saw scrawled in red ink upon the inner flap , just above the +gum , the letter K three times repeated . There was nothing else +save the five dried pips . What could be the reason of his +overpowering terror ? I left the breakfast - table , and as I +ascended the stair I met him coming down with an old rusty key , +which must have belonged to the attic , in one hand , and a small +brass box , like a cashbox , in the other . + + ' They may do what they like , but I ' ll checkmate them still ' +said he with an oath . ' Tell Mary that I shall want a fire in my +room to - day , and send down to Fordham , the Horsham lawyer ' + +" I did as he ordered , and when the lawyer arrived I was asked to +step up to the room . The fire was burning brightly , and in the +grate there was a mass of black , fluffy ashes , as of burned +paper , while the brass box stood open and empty beside it . As I +glanced at the box I noticed , with a start , that upon the lid was +printed the treble K which I had read in the morning upon the +envelope . + + ' I wish you , John ' said my uncle , ' to witness my will . I leave +my estate , with all its advantages and all its disadvantages , to +my brother , your father , whence it will , no doubt , descend to +you . If you can enjoy it in peace , well and good ! If you find you +cannot , take my advice , my boy , and leave it to your deadliest +enemy . I am sorry to give you such a two - edged thing , but I can ' t +say what turn things are going to take . Kindly sign the paper +where Mr . Fordham shows you ' + +" I signed the paper as directed , and the lawyer took it away with +him . The singular incident made , as you may think , the deepest +impression upon me , and I pondered over it and turned it every +way in my mind without being able to make anything of it . Yet I +could not shake off the vague feeling of dread which it left +behind , though the sensation grew less keen as the weeks passed +and nothing happened to disturb the usual routine of our lives . I +could see a change in my uncle , however . He drank more than ever , +and he was less inclined for any sort of society . Most of his +time he would spend in his room , with the door locked upon the +inside , but sometimes he would emerge in a sort of drunken frenzy +and would burst out of the house and tear about the garden with a +revolver in his hand , screaming out that he was afraid of no man , +and that he was not to be cooped up , like a sheep in a pen , by +man or devil . When these hot fits were over , however , he would +rush tumultuously in at the door and lock and bar it behind him , +like a man who can brazen it out no longer against the terror +which lies at the roots of his soul . At such times I have seen +his face , even on a cold day , glisten with moisture , as though it +were new raised from a basin . + +" Well , to come to an end of the matter , Mr . Holmes , and not to +abuse your patience , there came a night when he made one of those +drunken sallies from which he never came back . We found him , when +we went to search for him , face downward in a little +green - scummed pool , which lay at the foot of the garden . There +was no sign of any violence , and the water was but two feet deep , +so that the jury , having regard to his known eccentricity , +brought in a verdict of ' suicide ' But I , who knew how he winced +from the very thought of death , had much ado to persuade myself +that he had gone out of his way to meet it . The matter passed , +however , and my father entered into possession of the estate , and +of some 14 , 000 pounds , which lay to his credit at the bank " + +" One moment " Holmes interposed , " your statement is , I foresee , +one of the most remarkable to which I have ever listened . Let me +have the date of the reception by your uncle of the letter , and +the date of his supposed suicide " + +" The letter arrived on March 10 , 1883 . His death was seven weeks +later , upon the night of May 2nd " + +" Thank you . Pray proceed " + +" When my father took over the Horsham property , he , at my +request , made a careful examination of the attic , which had been +always locked up . We found the brass box there , although its +contents had been destroyed . On the inside of the cover was a +paper label , with the initials of K . K . K . repeated upon it , and +' Letters , memoranda , receipts , and a register ' written beneath . +These , we presume , indicated the nature of the papers which had +been destroyed by Colonel Openshaw . For the rest , there was +nothing of much importance in the attic save a great many +scattered papers and note - books bearing upon my uncle's life in +America . Some of them were of the war time and showed that he had +done his duty well and had borne the repute of a brave soldier . +Others were of a date during the reconstruction of the Southern +states , and were mostly concerned with politics , for he had +evidently taken a strong part in opposing the carpet - bag +politicians who had been sent down from the North . + +" Well , it was the beginning of ' 84 when my father came to live at +Horsham , and all went as well as possible with us until the +January of ' 85 . On the fourth day after the new year I heard my +father give a sharp cry of surprise as we sat together at the +breakfast - table . There he was , sitting with a newly opened +envelope in one hand and five dried orange pips in the +outstretched palm of the other one . He had always laughed at what +he called my cock - and - bull story about the colonel , but he looked +very scared and puzzled now that the same thing had come upon +himself . + + ' Why , what on earth does this mean , John ' he stammered . + +" My heart had turned to lead . ' It is K . K . K , ' said I . + +" He looked inside the envelope . ' So it is ' he cried . ' Here are +the very letters . But what is this written above them ' + + ' Put the papers on the sundial ' I read , peeping over his +shoulder . + + ' What papers ? What sundial ' he asked . + + ' The sundial in the garden . There is no other ' said I ; ' but the +papers must be those that are destroyed ' + + ' Pooh ' said he , gripping hard at his courage . ' We are in a +civilised land here , and we can't have tomfoolery of this kind . +Where does the thing come from ' + + ' From Dundee ' I answered , glancing at the postmark . + + ' Some preposterous practical joke ' said he . ' What have I to do +with sundials and papers ? I shall take no notice of such +nonsense ' + + ' I should certainly speak to the police ' I said . + + ' And be laughed at for my pains . Nothing of the sort ' + + ' Then let me do so ' + + ' No , I forbid you . I won't have a fuss made about such +nonsense ' + +" It was in vain to argue with him , for he was a very obstinate +man . I went about , however , with a heart which was full of +forebodings . + +" On the third day after the coming of the letter my father went +from home to visit an old friend of his , Major Freebody , who is +in command of one of the forts upon Portsdown Hill . I was glad +that he should go , for it seemed to me that he was farther from +danger when he was away from home . In that , however , I was in +error . Upon the second day of his absence I received a telegram +from the major , imploring me to come at once . My father had +fallen over one of the deep chalk - pits which abound in the +neighbourhood , and was lying senseless , with a shattered skull . I +hurried to him , but he passed away without having ever recovered +his consciousness . He had , as it appears , been returning from +Fareham in the twilight , and as the country was unknown to him , +and the chalk - pit unfenced , the jury had no hesitation in +bringing in a verdict of ' death from accidental causes ' +Carefully as I examined every fact connected with his death , I +was unable to find anything which could suggest the idea of +murder . There were no signs of violence , no footmarks , no +robbery , no record of strangers having been seen upon the roads . +And yet I need not tell you that my mind was far from at ease , +and that I was well - nigh certain that some foul plot had been +woven round him . + +" In this sinister way I came into my inheritance . You will ask me +why I did not dispose of it ? I answer , because I was well +convinced that our troubles were in some way dependent upon an +incident in my uncle's life , and that the danger would be as +pressing in one house as in another . + +" It was in January , ' 85 , that my poor father met his end , and two +years and eight months have elapsed since then . During that time +I have lived happily at Horsham , and I had begun to hope that +this curse had passed away from the family , and that it had ended +with the last generation . I had begun to take comfort too soon , +however ; yesterday morning the blow fell in the very shape in +which it had come upon my father " + +The young man took from his waistcoat a crumpled envelope , and +turning to the table he shook out upon it five little dried +orange pips . + +" This is the envelope " he continued . " The postmark is +London - eastern division . Within are the very words which were +upon my father's last message : ' K . K . K '; and then ' Put the +papers on the sundial '" + +" What have you done " asked Holmes . + +" Nothing " + +" Nothing " + +" To tell the truth -- he sank his face into his thin , white +hands -" I have felt helpless . I have felt like one of those poor +rabbits when the snake is writhing towards it . I seem to be in +the grasp of some resistless , inexorable evil , which no foresight +and no precautions can guard against " + +" Tut ! tut " cried Sherlock Holmes . " You must act , man , or you are +lost . Nothing but energy can save you . This is no time for +despair " + +" I have seen the police " + +" Ah " + +" But they listened to my story with a smile . I am convinced that +the inspector has formed the opinion that the letters are all +practical jokes , and that the deaths of my relations were really +accidents , as the jury stated , and were not to be connected with +the warnings " + +Holmes shook his clenched hands in the air . " Incredible +imbecility " he cried . + +" They have , however , allowed me a policeman , who may remain in +the house with me " + +" Has he come with you to - night " + +" No . His orders were to stay in the house " + +Again Holmes raved in the air . + +" Why did you come to me " he cried , " and , above all , why did you +not come at once " + +" I did not know . It was only to - day that I spoke to Major +Prendergast about my troubles and was advised by him to come to +you " + +" It is really two days since you had the letter . We should have +acted before this . You have no further evidence , I suppose , than +that which you have placed before us - no suggestive detail which +might help us " + +" There is one thing " said John Openshaw . He rummaged in his coat +pocket , and , drawing out a piece of discoloured , blue - tinted +paper , he laid it out upon the table . " I have some remembrance " +said he , " that on the day when my uncle burned the papers I +observed that the small , unburned margins which lay amid the +ashes were of this particular colour . I found this single sheet +upon the floor of his room , and I am inclined to think that it +may be one of the papers which has , perhaps , fluttered out from +among the others , and in that way has escaped destruction . Beyond +the mention of pips , I do not see that it helps us much . I think +myself that it is a page from some private diary . The writing is +undoubtedly my uncle's " + +Holmes moved the lamp , and we both bent over the sheet of paper , +which showed by its ragged edge that it had indeed been torn from +a book . It was headed , " March , 1869 " and beneath were the +following enigmatical notices : + +" 4th . Hudson came . Same old platform . + +" 7th . Set the pips on McCauley , Paramore , and + John Swain , of St . Augustine . + +" 9th . McCauley cleared . + +" 10th . John Swain cleared . + +" 12th . Visited Paramore . All well " + +" Thank you " said Holmes , folding up the paper and returning it +to our visitor . " And now you must on no account lose another +instant . We cannot spare time even to discuss what you have told +me . You must get home instantly and act " + +" What shall I do " + +" There is but one thing to do . It must be done at once . You must +put this piece of paper which you have shown us into the brass +box which you have described . You must also put in a note to say +that all the other papers were burned by your uncle , and that +this is the only one which remains . You must assert that in such +words as will carry conviction with them . Having done this , you +must at once put the box out upon the sundial , as directed . Do +you understand " + +" Entirely " + +" Do not think of revenge , or anything of the sort , at present . I +think that we may gain that by means of the law ; but we have our +web to weave , while theirs is already woven . The first +consideration is to remove the pressing danger which threatens +you . The second is to clear up the mystery and to punish the +guilty parties " + +" I thank you " said the young man , rising and pulling on his +overcoat . " You have given me fresh life and hope . I shall +certainly do as you advise " + +" Do not lose an instant . And , above all , take care of yourself in +the meanwhile , for I do not think that there can be a doubt that +you are threatened by a very real and imminent danger . How do you +go back " + +" By train from Waterloo " + +" It is not yet nine . The streets will be crowded , so I trust that +you may be in safety . And yet you cannot guard yourself too +closely " + +" I am armed " + +" That is well . To - morrow I shall set to work upon your case " + +" I shall see you at Horsham , then " + +" No , your secret lies in London . It is there that I shall seek +it " + +" Then I shall call upon you in a day , or in two days , with news +as to the box and the papers . I shall take your advice in every +particular " He shook hands with us and took his leave . Outside +the wind still screamed and the rain splashed and pattered +against the windows . This strange , wild story seemed to have come +to us from amid the mad elements - blown in upon us like a sheet +of sea - weed in a gale - and now to have been reabsorbed by them +once more . + +Sherlock Holmes sat for some time in silence , with his head sunk +forward and his eyes bent upon the red glow of the fire . Then he +lit his pipe , and leaning back in his chair he watched the blue +smoke - rings as they chased each other up to the ceiling . + +" I think , Watson " he remarked at last , " that of all our cases we +have had none more fantastic than this " + +" Save , perhaps , the Sign of Four " + +" Well , yes . Save , perhaps , that . And yet this John Openshaw seems +to me to be walking amid even greater perils than did the +Sholtos " + +" But have you " I asked , " formed any definite conception as to +what these perils are " + +" There can be no question as to their nature " he answered . + +" Then what are they ? Who is this K . K . K , and why does he pursue +this unhappy family " + +Sherlock Holmes closed his eyes and placed his elbows upon the +arms of his chair , with his finger - tips together . " The ideal +reasoner " he remarked , " would , when he had once been shown a +single fact in all its bearings , deduce from it not only all the +chain of events which led up to it but also all the results which +would follow from it . As Cuvier could correctly describe a whole +animal by the contemplation of a single bone , so the observer who +has thoroughly understood one link in a series of incidents +should be able to accurately state all the other ones , both +before and after . We have not yet grasped the results which the +reason alone can attain to . Problems may be solved in the study +which have baffled all those who have sought a solution by the +aid of their senses . To carry the art , however , to its highest +pitch , it is necessary that the reasoner should be able to +utilise all the facts which have come to his knowledge ; and this +in itself implies , as you will readily see , a possession of all +knowledge , which , even in these days of free education and +encyclopaedias , is a somewhat rare accomplishment . It is not so +impossible , however , that a man should possess all knowledge +which is likely to be useful to him in his work , and this I have +endeavoured in my case to do . If I remember rightly , you on one +occasion , in the early days of our friendship , defined my limits +in a very precise fashion " + +" Yes " I answered , laughing . " It was a singular document . +Philosophy , astronomy , and politics were marked at zero , I +remember . Botany variable , geology profound as regards the +mud - stains from any region within fifty miles of town , chemistry +eccentric , anatomy unsystematic , sensational literature and crime +records unique , violin - player , boxer , swordsman , lawyer , and +self - poisoner by cocaine and tobacco . Those , I think , were the +main points of my analysis " + +Holmes grinned at the last item . " Well " he said , " I say now , as +I said then , that a man should keep his little brain - attic +stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use , and the +rest he can put away in the lumber - room of his library , where he +can get it if he wants it . Now , for such a case as the one which +has been submitted to us to - night , we need certainly to muster +all our resources . Kindly hand me down the letter K of the +' American Encyclopaedia ' which stands upon the shelf beside you . +Thank you . Now let us consider the situation and see what may be +deduced from it . In the first place , we may start with a strong +presumption that Colonel Openshaw had some very strong reason for +leaving America . Men at his time of life do not change all their +habits and exchange willingly the charming climate of Florida for +the lonely life of an English provincial town . His extreme love +of solitude in England suggests the idea that he was in fear of +someone or something , so we may assume as a working hypothesis +that it was fear of someone or something which drove him from +America . As to what it was he feared , we can only deduce that by +considering the formidable letters which were received by himself +and his successors . Did you remark the postmarks of those +letters " + +" The first was from Pondicherry , the second from Dundee , and the +third from London " + +" From East London . What do you deduce from that " + +" They are all seaports . That the writer was on board of a ship " + +" Excellent . We have already a clue . There can be no doubt that +the probability - the strong probability - is that the writer was +on board of a ship . And now let us consider another point . In the +case of Pondicherry , seven weeks elapsed between the threat and +its fulfilment , in Dundee it was only some three or four days . +Does that suggest anything " + +" A greater distance to travel " + +" But the letter had also a greater distance to come " + +" Then I do not see the point " + +" There is at least a presumption that the vessel in which the man +or men are is a sailing - ship . It looks as if they always send +their singular warning or token before them when starting upon +their mission . You see how quickly the deed followed the sign +when it came from Dundee . If they had come from Pondicherry in a +steamer they would have arrived almost as soon as their letter . +But , as a matter of fact , seven weeks elapsed . I think that those +seven weeks represented the difference between the mail - boat which +brought the letter and the sailing vessel which brought the +writer " + +" It is possible " + +" More than that . It is probable . And now you see the deadly +urgency of this new case , and why I urged young Openshaw to +caution . The blow has always fallen at the end of the time which +it would take the senders to travel the distance . But this one +comes from London , and therefore we cannot count upon delay " + +" Good God " I cried . " What can it mean , this relentless +persecution " + +" The papers which Openshaw carried are obviously of vital +importance to the person or persons in the sailing - ship . I think +that it is quite clear that there must be more than one of them . +A single man could not have carried out two deaths in such a way +as to deceive a coroner's jury . There must have been several in +it , and they must have been men of resource and determination . +Their papers they mean to have , be the holder of them who it may . +In this way you see K . K . K . ceases to be the initials of an +individual and becomes the badge of a society " + +" But of what society " + +" Have you never -" said Sherlock Holmes , bending forward and +sinking his voice -" have you never heard of the Ku Klux Klan " + +" I never have " + +Holmes turned over the leaves of the book upon his knee . " Here it +is " said he presently : + + ' Ku Klux Klan . A name derived from the fanciful resemblance to +the sound produced by cocking a rifle . This terrible secret +society was formed by some ex - Confederate soldiers in the +Southern states after the Civil War , and it rapidly formed local +branches in different parts of the country , notably in Tennessee , +Louisiana , the Carolinas , Georgia , and Florida . Its power was +used for political purposes , principally for the terrorising of +the negro voters and the murdering and driving from the country +of those who were opposed to its views . Its outrages were usually +preceded by a warning sent to the marked man in some fantastic +but generally recognised shape - a sprig of oak - leaves in some +parts , melon seeds or orange pips in others . On receiving this +the victim might either openly abjure his former ways , or might +fly from the country . If he braved the matter out , death would +unfailingly come upon him , and usually in some strange and +unforeseen manner . So perfect was the organisation of the +society , and so systematic its methods , that there is hardly a +case upon record where any man succeeded in braving it with +impunity , or in which any of its outrages were traced home to the +perpetrators . For some years the organisation flourished in spite +of the efforts of the United States government and of the better +classes of the community in the South . Eventually , in the year +1869 , the movement rather suddenly collapsed , although there have +been sporadic outbreaks of the same sort since that date ' + +" You will observe " said Holmes , laying down the volume , " that +the sudden breaking up of the society was coincident with the +disappearance of Openshaw from America with their papers . It may +well have been cause and effect . It is no wonder that he and his +family have some of the more implacable spirits upon their track . +You can understand that this register and diary may implicate +some of the first men in the South , and that there may be many +who will not sleep easy at night until it is recovered " + +" Then the page we have seen -" + +" Is such as we might expect . It ran , if I remember right , ' sent +the pips to A , B , and C -- that is , sent the society's warning to +them . Then there are successive entries that A and B cleared , or +left the country , and finally that C was visited , with , I fear , a +sinister result for C . Well , I think , Doctor , that we may let +some light into this dark place , and I believe that the only +chance young Openshaw has in the meantime is to do what I have +told him . There is nothing more to be said or to be done +to - night , so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for +half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable +ways of our fellow - men " + + +It had cleared in the morning , and the sun was shining with a +subdued brightness through the dim veil which hangs over the +great city . Sherlock Holmes was already at breakfast when I came +down . + +" You will excuse me for not waiting for you " said he ; " I have , I +foresee , a very busy day before me in looking into this case of +young Openshaw's " + +" What steps will you take " I asked . + +" It will very much depend upon the results of my first inquiries . +I may have to go down to Horsham , after all " + +" You will not go there first " + +" No , I shall commence with the City . Just ring the bell and the +maid will bring up your coffee " + +As I waited , I lifted the unopened newspaper from the table and +glanced my eye over it . It rested upon a heading which sent a +chill to my heart . + +" Holmes " I cried , " you are too late " + +" Ah " said he , laying down his cup , " I feared as much . How was it +done " He spoke calmly , but I could see that he was deeply moved . + +" My eye caught the name of Openshaw , and the heading ' Tragedy +Near Waterloo Bridge ' Here is the account : + +" Between nine and ten last night Police - Constable Cook , of the H +Division , on duty near Waterloo Bridge , heard a cry for help and +a splash in the water . The night , however , was extremely dark and +stormy , so that , in spite of the help of several passers - by , it +was quite impossible to effect a rescue . The alarm , however , was +given , and , by the aid of the water - police , the body was +eventually recovered . It proved to be that of a young gentleman +whose name , as it appears from an envelope which was found in his +pocket , was John Openshaw , and whose residence is near Horsham . +It is conjectured that he may have been hurrying down to catch +the last train from Waterloo Station , and that in his haste and +the extreme darkness he missed his path and walked over the edge +of one of the small landing - places for river steamboats . The body +exhibited no traces of violence , and there can be no doubt that +the deceased had been the victim of an unfortunate accident , +which should have the effect of calling the attention of the +authorities to the condition of the riverside landing - stages " + +We sat in silence for some minutes , Holmes more depressed and +shaken than I had ever seen him . + +" That hurts my pride , Watson " he said at last . " It is a petty +feeling , no doubt , but it hurts my pride . It becomes a personal +matter with me now , and , if God sends me health , I shall set my +hand upon this gang . That he should come to me for help , and that +I should send him away to his death - " He sprang from his chair +and paced about the room in uncontrollable agitation , with a +flush upon his sallow cheeks and a nervous clasping and +unclasping of his long thin hands . + +" They must be cunning devils " he exclaimed at last . " How could +they have decoyed him down there ? The Embankment is not on the +direct line to the station . The bridge , no doubt , was too +crowded , even on such a night , for their purpose . Well , Watson , +we shall see who will win in the long run . I am going out now " + +" To the police " + +" No ; I shall be my own police . When I have spun the web they may +take the flies , but not before " + +All day I was engaged in my professional work , and it was late in +the evening before I returned to Baker Street . Sherlock Holmes +had not come back yet . It was nearly ten o'clock before he +entered , looking pale and worn . He walked up to the sideboard , +and tearing a piece from the loaf he devoured it voraciously , +washing it down with a long draught of water . + +" You are hungry " I remarked . + +" Starving . It had escaped my memory . I have had nothing since +breakfast " + +" Nothing " + +" Not a bite . I had no time to think of it " + +" And how have you succeeded " + +" Well " + +" You have a clue " + +" I have them in the hollow of my hand . Young Openshaw shall not +long remain unavenged . Why , Watson , let us put their own devilish +trade - mark upon them . It is well thought of " + +" What do you mean " + +He took an orange from the cupboard , and tearing it to pieces he +squeezed out the pips upon the table . Of these he took five and +thrust them into an envelope . On the inside of the flap he wrote +" S . H . for J . O " Then he sealed it and addressed it to " Captain +James Calhoun , Barque ' Lone Star ' Savannah , Georgia " + +" That will await him when he enters port " said he , chuckling . +" It may give him a sleepless night . He will find it as sure a +precursor of his fate as Openshaw did before him " + +" And who is this Captain Calhoun " + +" The leader of the gang . I shall have the others , but he first " + +" How did you trace it , then " + +He took a large sheet of paper from his pocket , all covered with +dates and names . + +" I have spent the whole day " said he , " over Lloyd's registers +and files of the old papers , following the future career of every +vessel which touched at Pondicherry in January and February in +' 83 . There were thirty - six ships of fair tonnage which were +reported there during those months . Of these , one , the ' Lone Star ' +instantly attracted my attention , since , although it was reported +as having cleared from London , the name is that which is given to +one of the states of the Union " + +" Texas , I think " + +" I was not and am not sure which ; but I knew that the ship must +have an American origin " + +" What then " + +" I searched the Dundee records , and when I found that the barque +' Lone Star ' was there in January , ' 85 , my suspicion became a +certainty . I then inquired as to the vessels which lay at present +in the port of London " + +" Yes " + +" The ' Lone Star ' had arrived here last week . I went down to the +Albert Dock and found that she had been taken down the river by +the early tide this morning , homeward bound to Savannah . I wired +to Gravesend and learned that she had passed some time ago , and +as the wind is easterly I have no doubt that she is now past the +Goodwins and not very far from the Isle of Wight " + +" What will you do , then " + +" Oh , I have my hand upon him . He and the two mates , are as I +learn , the only native - born Americans in the ship . The others are +Finns and Germans . I know , also , that they were all three away +from the ship last night . I had it from the stevedore who has +been loading their cargo . By the time that their sailing - ship +reaches Savannah the mail - boat will have carried this letter , and +the cable will have informed the police of Savannah that these +three gentlemen are badly wanted here upon a charge of murder " + +There is ever a flaw , however , in the best laid of human plans , +and the murderers of John Openshaw were never to receive the +orange pips which would show them that another , as cunning and as +resolute as themselves , was upon their track . Very long and very +severe were the equinoctial gales that year . We waited long for +news of the " Lone Star " of Savannah , but none ever reached us . We +did at last hear that somewhere far out in the Atlantic a +shattered stern - post of a boat was seen swinging in the trough +of a wave , with the letters " L . S " carved upon it , and that is +all which we shall ever know of the fate of the " Lone Star " + + + +ADVENTURE VI . THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP + +Isa Whitney , brother of the late Elias Whitney , D . D , Principal +of the Theological College of St . George's , was much addicted to +opium . The habit grew upon him , as I understand , from some +foolish freak when he was at college ; for having read De +Quincey's description of his dreams and sensations , he had +drenched his tobacco with laudanum in an attempt to produce the +same effects . He found , as so many more have done , that the +practice is easier to attain than to get rid of , and for many +years he continued to be a slave to the drug , an object of +mingled horror and pity to his friends and relatives . I can see +him now , with yellow , pasty face , drooping lids , and pin - point +pupils , all huddled in a chair , the wreck and ruin of a noble +man . + +One night - it was in June , ' 89 - there came a ring to my bell , +about the hour when a man gives his first yawn and glances at the +clock . I sat up in my chair , and my wife laid her needle - work +down in her lap and made a little face of disappointment . + +" A patient " said she . " You ' ll have to go out " + +I groaned , for I was newly come back from a weary day . + +We heard the door open , a few hurried words , and then quick steps +upon the linoleum . Our own door flew open , and a lady , clad in +some dark - coloured stuff , with a black veil , entered the room . + +" You will excuse my calling so late " she began , and then , +suddenly losing her self - control , she ran forward , threw her arms +about my wife's neck , and sobbed upon her shoulder . " Oh , I ' m in +such trouble " she cried ; " I do so want a little help " + +" Why " said my wife , pulling up her veil , " it is Kate Whitney . +How you startled me , Kate ! I had not an idea who you were when +you came in " + +" I didn't know what to do , so I came straight to you " That was +always the way . Folk who were in grief came to my wife like birds +to a light - house . + +" It was very sweet of you to come . Now , you must have some wine +and water , and sit here comfortably and tell us all about it . Or +should you rather that I sent James off to bed " + +" Oh , no , no ! I want the doctor's advice and help , too . It's about +Isa . He has not been home for two days . I am so frightened about +him " + +It was not the first time that she had spoken to us of her +husband's trouble , to me as a doctor , to my wife as an old friend +and school companion . We soothed and comforted her by such words +as we could find . Did she know where her husband was ? Was it +possible that we could bring him back to her ? + +It seems that it was . She had the surest information that of late +he had , when the fit was on him , made use of an opium den in the +farthest east of the City . Hitherto his orgies had always been +confined to one day , and he had come back , twitching and +shattered , in the evening . But now the spell had been upon him +eight - and - forty hours , and he lay there , doubtless among the +dregs of the docks , breathing in the poison or sleeping off the +effects . There he was to be found , she was sure of it , at the Bar +of Gold , in Upper Swandam Lane . But what was she to do ? How could +she , a young and timid woman , make her way into such a place and +pluck her husband out from among the ruffians who surrounded him ? + +There was the case , and of course there was but one way out of +it . Might I not escort her to this place ? And then , as a second +thought , why should she come at all ? I was Isa Whitney's medical +adviser , and as such I had influence over him . I could manage it +better if I were alone . I promised her on my word that I would +send him home in a cab within two hours if he were indeed at the +address which she had given me . And so in ten minutes I had left +my armchair and cheery sitting - room behind me , and was speeding +eastward in a hansom on a strange errand , as it seemed to me at +the time , though the future only could show how strange it was to +be . + +But there was no great difficulty in the first stage of my +adventure . Upper Swandam Lane is a vile alley lurking behind the +high wharves which line the north side of the river to the east +of London Bridge . Between a slop - shop and a gin - shop , approached +by a steep flight of steps leading down to a black gap like the +mouth of a cave , I found the den of which I was in search . +Ordering my cab to wait , I passed down the steps , worn hollow in +the centre by the ceaseless tread of drunken feet ; and by the +light of a flickering oil - lamp above the door I found the latch +and made my way into a long , low room , thick and heavy with the +brown opium smoke , and terraced with wooden berths , like the +forecastle of an emigrant ship . + +Through the gloom one could dimly catch a glimpse of bodies lying +in strange fantastic poses , bowed shoulders , bent knees , heads +thrown back , and chins pointing upward , with here and there a +dark , lack - lustre eye turned upon the newcomer . Out of the black +shadows there glimmered little red circles of light , now bright , +now faint , as the burning poison waxed or waned in the bowls of +the metal pipes . The most lay silent , but some muttered to +themselves , and others talked together in a strange , low , +monotonous voice , their conversation coming in gushes , and then +suddenly tailing off into silence , each mumbling out his own +thoughts and paying little heed to the words of his neighbour . At +the farther end was a small brazier of burning charcoal , beside +which on a three - legged wooden stool there sat a tall , thin old +man , with his jaw resting upon his two fists , and his elbows upon +his knees , staring into the fire . + +As I entered , a sallow Malay attendant had hurried up with a pipe +for me and a supply of the drug , beckoning me to an empty berth . + +" Thank you . I have not come to stay " said I . " There is a friend +of mine here , Mr . Isa Whitney , and I wish to speak with him " + +There was a movement and an exclamation from my right , and +peering through the gloom , I saw Whitney , pale , haggard , and +unkempt , staring out at me . + +" My God ! It's Watson " said he . He was in a pitiable state of +reaction , with every nerve in a twitter . " I say , Watson , what +o'clock is it " + +" Nearly eleven " + +" Of what day " + +" Of Friday , June 19th " + +" Good heavens ! I thought it was Wednesday . It is Wednesday . What +d ' you want to frighten a chap for " He sank his face onto his +arms and began to sob in a high treble key . + +" I tell you that it is Friday , man . Your wife has been waiting +this two days for you . You should be ashamed of yourself " + +" So I am . But you ' ve got mixed , Watson , for I have only been here +a few hours , three pipes , four pipes - I forget how many . But I ' ll +go home with you . I wouldn't frighten Kate - poor little Kate . +Give me your hand ! Have you a cab " + +" Yes , I have one waiting " + +" Then I shall go in it . But I must owe something . Find what I +owe , Watson . I am all off colour . I can do nothing for myself " + +I walked down the narrow passage between the double row of +sleepers , holding my breath to keep out the vile , stupefying +fumes of the drug , and looking about for the manager . As I passed +the tall man who sat by the brazier I felt a sudden pluck at my +skirt , and a low voice whispered , " Walk past me , and then look +back at me " The words fell quite distinctly upon my ear . I +glanced down . They could only have come from the old man at my +side , and yet he sat now as absorbed as ever , very thin , very +wrinkled , bent with age , an opium pipe dangling down from between +his knees , as though it had dropped in sheer lassitude from his +fingers . I took two steps forward and looked back . It took all my +self - control to prevent me from breaking out into a cry of +astonishment . He had turned his back so that none could see him +but I . His form had filled out , his wrinkles were gone , the dull +eyes had regained their fire , and there , sitting by the fire and +grinning at my surprise , was none other than Sherlock Holmes . He +made a slight motion to me to approach him , and instantly , as he +turned his face half round to the company once more , subsided +into a doddering , loose - lipped senility . + +" Holmes " I whispered , " what on earth are you doing in this den " + +" As low as you can " he answered ; " I have excellent ears . If you +would have the great kindness to get rid of that sottish friend +of yours I should be exceedingly glad to have a little talk with +you " + +" I have a cab outside " + +" Then pray send him home in it . You may safely trust him , for he +appears to be too limp to get into any mischief . I should +recommend you also to send a note by the cabman to your wife to +say that you have thrown in your lot with me . If you will wait +outside , I shall be with you in five minutes " + +It was difficult to refuse any of Sherlock Holmes ' requests , for +they were always so exceedingly definite , and put forward with +such a quiet air of mastery . I felt , however , that when Whitney +was once confined in the cab my mission was practically +accomplished ; and for the rest , I could not wish anything better +than to be associated with my friend in one of those singular +adventures which were the normal condition of his existence . In a +few minutes I had written my note , paid Whitney's bill , led him +out to the cab , and seen him driven through the darkness . In a +very short time a decrepit figure had emerged from the opium den , +and I was walking down the street with Sherlock Holmes . For two +streets he shuffled along with a bent back and an uncertain foot . +Then , glancing quickly round , he straightened himself out and +burst into a hearty fit of laughter . + +" I suppose , Watson " said he , " that you imagine that I have added +opium - smoking to cocaine injections , and all the other little +weaknesses on which you have favoured me with your medical +views " + +" I was certainly surprised to find you there " + +" But not more so than I to find you " + +" I came to find a friend " + +" And I to find an enemy " + +" An enemy " + +" Yes ; one of my natural enemies , or , shall I say , my natural +prey . Briefly , Watson , I am in the midst of a very remarkable +inquiry , and I have hoped to find a clue in the incoherent +ramblings of these sots , as I have done before now . Had I been +recognised in that den my life would not have been worth an +hour's purchase ; for I have used it before now for my own +purposes , and the rascally Lascar who runs it has sworn to have +vengeance upon me . There is a trap - door at the back of that +building , near the corner of Paul's Wharf , which could tell some +strange tales of what has passed through it upon the moonless +nights " + +" What ! You do not mean bodies " + +" Ay , bodies , Watson . We should be rich men if we had 1000 pounds +for every poor devil who has been done to death in that den . It +is the vilest murder - trap on the whole riverside , and I fear that +Neville St . Clair has entered it never to leave it more . But our +trap should be here " He put his two forefingers between his +teeth and whistled shrilly - a signal which was answered by a +similar whistle from the distance , followed shortly by the rattle +of wheels and the clink of horses ' hoofs . + +" Now , Watson " said Holmes , as a tall dog - cart dashed up through +the gloom , throwing out two golden tunnels of yellow light from +its side lanterns . " You ' ll come with me , won't you " + +" If I can be of use " + +" Oh , a trusty comrade is always of use ; and a chronicler still +more so . My room at The Cedars is a double - bedded one " + +" The Cedars " + +" Yes ; that is Mr . St . Clair's house . I am staying there while I +conduct the inquiry " + +" Where is it , then " + +" Near Lee , in Kent . We have a seven - mile drive before us " + +" But I am all in the dark " + +" Of course you are . You ' ll know all about it presently . Jump up +here . All right , John ; we shall not need you . Here's half a +crown . Look out for me to - morrow , about eleven . Give her her +head . So long , then " + +He flicked the horse with his whip , and we dashed away through +the endless succession of sombre and deserted streets , which +widened gradually , until we were flying across a broad +balustraded bridge , with the murky river flowing sluggishly +beneath us . Beyond lay another dull wilderness of bricks and +mortar , its silence broken only by the heavy , regular footfall of +the policeman , or the songs and shouts of some belated party of +revellers . A dull wrack was drifting slowly across the sky , and a +star or two twinkled dimly here and there through the rifts of +the clouds . Holmes drove in silence , with his head sunk upon his +breast , and the air of a man who is lost in thought , while I sat +beside him , curious to learn what this new quest might be which +seemed to tax his powers so sorely , and yet afraid to break in +upon the current of his thoughts . We had driven several miles , +and were beginning to get to the fringe of the belt of suburban +villas , when he shook himself , shrugged his shoulders , and lit up +his pipe with the air of a man who has satisfied himself that he +is acting for the best . + +" You have a grand gift of silence , Watson " said he . " It makes +you quite invaluable as a companion . ' Pon my word , it is a great +thing for me to have someone to talk to , for my own thoughts are +not over - pleasant . I was wondering what I should say to this dear +little woman to - night when she meets me at the door " + +" You forget that I know nothing about it " + +" I shall just have time to tell you the facts of the case before +we get to Lee . It seems absurdly simple , and yet , somehow I can +get nothing to go upon . There's plenty of thread , no doubt , but I +can't get the end of it into my hand . Now , I ' ll state the case +clearly and concisely to you , Watson , and maybe you can see a +spark where all is dark to me " + +" Proceed , then " + +" Some years ago - to be definite , in May , 1884 - there came to Lee +a gentleman , Neville St . Clair by name , who appeared to have +plenty of money . He took a large villa , laid out the grounds very +nicely , and lived generally in good style . By degrees he made +friends in the neighbourhood , and in 1887 he married the daughter +of a local brewer , by whom he now has two children . He had no +occupation , but was interested in several companies and went into +town as a rule in the morning , returning by the 5 : 14 from Cannon +Street every night . Mr . St . Clair is now thirty - seven years of +age , is a man of temperate habits , a good husband , a very +affectionate father , and a man who is popular with all who know +him . I may add that his whole debts at the present moment , as far +as we have been able to ascertain , amount to 88 pounds 10s , while +he has 220 pounds standing to his credit in the Capital and +Counties Bank . There is no reason , therefore , to think that money +troubles have been weighing upon his mind . + +" Last Monday Mr . Neville St . Clair went into town rather earlier +than usual , remarking before he started that he had two important +commissions to perform , and that he would bring his little boy +home a box of bricks . Now , by the merest chance , his wife +received a telegram upon this same Monday , very shortly after his +departure , to the effect that a small parcel of considerable +value which she had been expecting was waiting for her at the +offices of the Aberdeen Shipping Company . Now , if you are well up +in your London , you will know that the office of the company is +in Fresno Street , which branches out of Upper Swandam Lane , where +you found me to - night . Mrs . St . Clair had her lunch , started for +the City , did some shopping , proceeded to the company's office , +got her packet , and found herself at exactly 4 : 35 walking through +Swandam Lane on her way back to the station . Have you followed me +so far " + +" It is very clear " + +" If you remember , Monday was an exceedingly hot day , and Mrs . St . +Clair walked slowly , glancing about in the hope of seeing a cab , +as she did not like the neighbourhood in which she found herself . +While she was walking in this way down Swandam Lane , she suddenly +heard an ejaculation or cry , and was struck cold to see her +husband looking down at her and , as it seemed to her , beckoning +to her from a second - floor window . The window was open , and she +distinctly saw his face , which she describes as being terribly +agitated . He waved his hands frantically to her , and then +vanished from the window so suddenly that it seemed to her that +he had been plucked back by some irresistible force from behind . +One singular point which struck her quick feminine eye was that +although he wore some dark coat , such as he had started to town +in , he had on neither collar nor necktie . + +" Convinced that something was amiss with him , she rushed down the +steps - for the house was none other than the opium den in which +you found me to - night - and running through the front room she +attempted to ascend the stairs which led to the first floor . At +the foot of the stairs , however , she met this Lascar scoundrel of +whom I have spoken , who thrust her back and , aided by a Dane , who +acts as assistant there , pushed her out into the street . Filled +with the most maddening doubts and fears , she rushed down the +lane and , by rare good - fortune , met in Fresno Street a number of +constables with an inspector , all on their way to their beat . The +inspector and two men accompanied her back , and in spite of the +continued resistance of the proprietor , they made their way to +the room in which Mr . St . Clair had last been seen . There was no +sign of him there . In fact , in the whole of that floor there was +no one to be found save a crippled wretch of hideous aspect , who , +it seems , made his home there . Both he and the Lascar stoutly +swore that no one else had been in the front room during the +afternoon . So determined was their denial that the inspector was +staggered , and had almost come to believe that Mrs . St . Clair had +been deluded when , with a cry , she sprang at a small deal box +which lay upon the table and tore the lid from it . Out there fell +a cascade of children's bricks . It was the toy which he had +promised to bring home . + +" This discovery , and the evident confusion which the cripple +showed , made the inspector realise that the matter was serious . +The rooms were carefully examined , and results all pointed to an +abominable crime . The front room was plainly furnished as a +sitting - room and led into a small bedroom , which looked out upon +the back of one of the wharves . Between the wharf and the bedroom +window is a narrow strip , which is dry at low tide but is covered +at high tide with at least four and a half feet of water . The +bedroom window was a broad one and opened from below . On +examination traces of blood were to be seen upon the windowsill , +and several scattered drops were visible upon the wooden floor of +the bedroom . Thrust away behind a curtain in the front room were +all the clothes of Mr . Neville St . Clair , with the exception of +his coat . His boots , his socks , his hat , and his watch - all were +there . There were no signs of violence upon any of these +garments , and there were no other traces of Mr . Neville St . +Clair . Out of the window he must apparently have gone for no +other exit could be discovered , and the ominous bloodstains upon +the sill gave little promise that he could save himself by +swimming , for the tide was at its very highest at the moment of +the tragedy . + +" And now as to the villains who seemed to be immediately +implicated in the matter . The Lascar was known to be a man of the +vilest antecedents , but as , by Mrs . St . Clair's story , he was +known to have been at the foot of the stair within a very few +seconds of her husband's appearance at the window , he could +hardly have been more than an accessory to the crime . His defence +was one of absolute ignorance , and he protested that he had no +knowledge as to the doings of Hugh Boone , his lodger , and that he +could not account in any way for the presence of the missing +gentleman's clothes . + +" So much for the Lascar manager . Now for the sinister cripple who +lives upon the second floor of the opium den , and who was +certainly the last human being whose eyes rested upon Neville St . +Clair . His name is Hugh Boone , and his hideous face is one which +is familiar to every man who goes much to the City . He is a +professional beggar , though in order to avoid the police +regulations he pretends to a small trade in wax vestas . Some +little distance down Threadneedle Street , upon the left - hand +side , there is , as you may have remarked , a small angle in the +wall . Here it is that this creature takes his daily seat , +cross - legged with his tiny stock of matches on his lap , and as he +is a piteous spectacle a small rain of charity descends into the +greasy leather cap which lies upon the pavement beside him . I +have watched the fellow more than once before ever I thought of +making his professional acquaintance , and I have been surprised +at the harvest which he has reaped in a short time . His +appearance , you see , is so remarkable that no one can pass him +without observing him . A shock of orange hair , a pale face +disfigured by a horrible scar , which , by its contraction , has +turned up the outer edge of his upper lip , a bulldog chin , and a +pair of very penetrating dark eyes , which present a singular +contrast to the colour of his hair , all mark him out from amid +the common crowd of mendicants and so , too , does his wit , for he +is ever ready with a reply to any piece of chaff which may be +thrown at him by the passers - by . This is the man whom we now +learn to have been the lodger at the opium den , and to have been +the last man to see the gentleman of whom we are in quest " + +" But a cripple " said I . " What could he have done single - handed +against a man in the prime of life " + +" He is a cripple in the sense that he walks with a limp ; but in +other respects he appears to be a powerful and well - nurtured man . +Surely your medical experience would tell you , Watson , that +weakness in one limb is often compensated for by exceptional +strength in the others " + +" Pray continue your narrative " + +" Mrs . St . Clair had fainted at the sight of the blood upon the +window , and she was escorted home in a cab by the police , as her +presence could be of no help to them in their investigations . +Inspector Barton , who had charge of the case , made a very careful +examination of the premises , but without finding anything which +threw any light upon the matter . One mistake had been made in not +arresting Boone instantly , as he was allowed some few minutes +during which he might have communicated with his friend the +Lascar , but this fault was soon remedied , and he was seized and +searched , without anything being found which could incriminate +him . There were , it is true , some blood - stains upon his right +shirt - sleeve , but he pointed to his ring - finger , which had been +cut near the nail , and explained that the bleeding came from +there , adding that he had been to the window not long before , and +that the stains which had been observed there came doubtless from +the same source . He denied strenuously having ever seen Mr . +Neville St . Clair and swore that the presence of the clothes in +his room was as much a mystery to him as to the police . As to +Mrs . St . Clair's assertion that she had actually seen her husband +at the window , he declared that she must have been either mad or +dreaming . He was removed , loudly protesting , to the +police - station , while the inspector remained upon the premises in +the hope that the ebbing tide might afford some fresh clue . + +" And it did , though they hardly found upon the mud - bank what they +had feared to find . It was Neville St . Clair's coat , and not +Neville St . Clair , which lay uncovered as the tide receded . And +what do you think they found in the pockets " + +" I cannot imagine " + +" No , I don't think you would guess . Every pocket stuffed with +pennies and half - pennies - 421 pennies and 270 half - pennies . It +was no wonder that it had not been swept away by the tide . But a +human body is a different matter . There is a fierce eddy between +the wharf and the house . It seemed likely enough that the +weighted coat had remained when the stripped body had been sucked +away into the river " + +" But I understand that all the other clothes were found in the +room . Would the body be dressed in a coat alone " + +" No , sir , but the facts might be met speciously enough . Suppose +that this man Boone had thrust Neville St . Clair through the +window , there is no human eye which could have seen the deed . +What would he do then ? It would of course instantly strike him +that he must get rid of the tell - tale garments . He would seize +the coat , then , and be in the act of throwing it out , when it +would occur to him that it would swim and not sink . He has little +time , for he has heard the scuffle downstairs when the wife tried +to force her way up , and perhaps he has already heard from his +Lascar confederate that the police are hurrying up the street . +There is not an instant to be lost . He rushes to some secret +hoard , where he has accumulated the fruits of his beggary , and he +stuffs all the coins upon which he can lay his hands into the +pockets to make sure of the coat's sinking . He throws it out , and +would have done the same with the other garments had not he heard +the rush of steps below , and only just had time to close the +window when the police appeared " + +" It certainly sounds feasible " + +" Well , we will take it as a working hypothesis for want of a +better . Boone , as I have told you , was arrested and taken to the +station , but it could not be shown that there had ever before +been anything against him . He had for years been known as a +professional beggar , but his life appeared to have been a very +quiet and innocent one . There the matter stands at present , and +the questions which have to be solved - what Neville St . Clair was +doing in the opium den , what happened to him when there , where is +he now , and what Hugh Boone had to do with his disappearance - are +all as far from a solution as ever . I confess that I cannot +recall any case within my experience which looked at the first +glance so simple and yet which presented such difficulties " + +While Sherlock Holmes had been detailing this singular series of +events , we had been whirling through the outskirts of the great +town until the last straggling houses had been left behind , and +we rattled along with a country hedge upon either side of us . +Just as he finished , however , we drove through two scattered +villages , where a few lights still glimmered in the windows . + +" We are on the outskirts of Lee " said my companion . " We have +touched on three English counties in our short drive , starting in +Middlesex , passing over an angle of Surrey , and ending in Kent . +See that light among the trees ? That is The Cedars , and beside +that lamp sits a woman whose anxious ears have already , I have +little doubt , caught the clink of our horse's feet " + +" But why are you not conducting the case from Baker Street " I +asked . + +" Because there are many inquiries which must be made out here . +Mrs . St . Clair has most kindly put two rooms at my disposal , and +you may rest assured that she will have nothing but a welcome for +my friend and colleague . I hate to meet her , Watson , when I have +no news of her husband . Here we are . Whoa , there , whoa " + +We had pulled up in front of a large villa which stood within its +own grounds . A stable - boy had run out to the horse's head , and +springing down , I followed Holmes up the small , winding +gravel - drive which led to the house . As we approached , the door +flew open , and a little blonde woman stood in the opening , clad +in some sort of light mousseline de soie , with a touch of fluffy +pink chiffon at her neck and wrists . She stood with her figure +outlined against the flood of light , one hand upon the door , one +half - raised in her eagerness , her body slightly bent , her head +and face protruded , with eager eyes and parted lips , a standing +question . + +" Well " she cried , " well " And then , seeing that there were two +of us , she gave a cry of hope which sank into a groan as she saw +that my companion shook his head and shrugged his shoulders . + +" No good news " + +" None " + +" No bad " + +" No " + +" Thank God for that . But come in . You must be weary , for you have +had a long day " + +" This is my friend , Dr . Watson . He has been of most vital use to +me in several of my cases , and a lucky chance has made it +possible for me to bring him out and associate him with this +investigation " + +" I am delighted to see you " said she , pressing my hand warmly . +" You will , I am sure , forgive anything that may be wanting in our +arrangements , when you consider the blow which has come so +suddenly upon us " + +" My dear madam " said I , " I am an old campaigner , and if I were +not I can very well see that no apology is needed . If I can be of +any assistance , either to you or to my friend here , I shall be +indeed happy " + +" Now , Mr . Sherlock Holmes " said the lady as we entered a +well - lit dining - room , upon the table of which a cold supper had +been laid out , " I should very much like to ask you one or two +plain questions , to which I beg that you will give a plain +answer " + +" Certainly , madam " + +" Do not trouble about my feelings . I am not hysterical , nor given +to fainting . I simply wish to hear your real , real opinion " + +" Upon what point " + +" In your heart of hearts , do you think that Neville is alive " + +Sherlock Holmes seemed to be embarrassed by the question . +" Frankly , now " she repeated , standing upon the rug and looking +keenly down at him as he leaned back in a basket - chair . + +" Frankly , then , madam , I do not " + +" You think that he is dead " + +" I do " + +" Murdered " + +" I don't say that . Perhaps " + +" And on what day did he meet his death " + +" On Monday " + +" Then perhaps , Mr . Holmes , you will be good enough to explain how +it is that I have received a letter from him to - day " + +Sherlock Holmes sprang out of his chair as if he had been +galvanised . + +" What " he roared . + +" Yes , to - day " She stood smiling , holding up a little slip of +paper in the air . + +" May I see it " + +" Certainly " + +He snatched it from her in his eagerness , and smoothing it out +upon the table he drew over the lamp and examined it intently . I +had left my chair and was gazing at it over his shoulder . The +envelope was a very coarse one and was stamped with the Gravesend +postmark and with the date of that very day , or rather of the day +before , for it was considerably after midnight . + +" Coarse writing " murmured Holmes . " Surely this is not your +husband's writing , madam " + +" No , but the enclosure is " + +" I perceive also that whoever addressed the envelope had to go +and inquire as to the address " + +" How can you tell that " + +" The name , you see , is in perfectly black ink , which has dried +itself . The rest is of the greyish colour , which shows that +blotting - paper has been used . If it had been written straight +off , and then blotted , none would be of a deep black shade . This +man has written the name , and there has then been a pause before +he wrote the address , which can only mean that he was not +familiar with it . It is , of course , a trifle , but there is +nothing so important as trifles . Let us now see the letter . Ha ! +there has been an enclosure here " + +" Yes , there was a ring . His signet - ring " + +" And you are sure that this is your husband's hand " + +" One of his hands " + +" One " + +" His hand when he wrote hurriedly . It is very unlike his usual +writing , and yet I know it well " + + ' Dearest do not be frightened . All will come well . There is a +huge error which it may take some little time to rectify . +Wait in patience -- NEVILLE ' Written in pencil upon the fly - leaf +of a book , octavo size , no water - mark . Hum ! Posted to - day in +Gravesend by a man with a dirty thumb . Ha ! And the flap has been +gummed , if I am not very much in error , by a person who had been +chewing tobacco . And you have no doubt that it is your husband's +hand , madam " + +" None . Neville wrote those words " + +" And they were posted to - day at Gravesend . Well , Mrs . St . Clair , +the clouds lighten , though I should not venture to say that the +danger is over " + +" But he must be alive , Mr . Holmes " + +" Unless this is a clever forgery to put us on the wrong scent . +The ring , after all , proves nothing . It may have been taken from +him " + +" No , no ; it is , it is his very own writing " + +" Very well . It may , however , have been written on Monday and only +posted to - day " + +" That is possible " + +" If so , much may have happened between " + +" Oh , you must not discourage me , Mr . Holmes . I know that all is +well with him . There is so keen a sympathy between us that I +should know if evil came upon him . On the very day that I saw him +last he cut himself in the bedroom , and yet I in the dining - room +rushed upstairs instantly with the utmost certainty that +something had happened . Do you think that I would respond to such +a trifle and yet be ignorant of his death " + +" I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman +may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical +reasoner . And in this letter you certainly have a very strong +piece of evidence to corroborate your view . But if your husband +is alive and able to write letters , why should he remain away +from you " + +" I cannot imagine . It is unthinkable " + +" And on Monday he made no remarks before leaving you " + +" No " + +" And you were surprised to see him in Swandam Lane " + +" Very much so " + +" Was the window open " + +" Yes " + +" Then he might have called to you " + +" He might " + +" He only , as I understand , gave an inarticulate cry " + +" Yes " + +" A call for help , you thought " + +" Yes . He waved his hands " + +" But it might have been a cry of surprise . Astonishment at the +unexpected sight of you might cause him to throw up his hands " + +" It is possible " + +" And you thought he was pulled back " + +" He disappeared so suddenly " + +" He might have leaped back . You did not see anyone else in the +room " + +" No , but this horrible man confessed to having been there , and +the Lascar was at the foot of the stairs " + +" Quite so . Your husband , as far as you could see , had his +ordinary clothes on " + +" But without his collar or tie . I distinctly saw his bare +throat " + +" Had he ever spoken of Swandam Lane " + +" Never " + +" Had he ever showed any signs of having taken opium " + +" Never " + +" Thank you , Mrs . St . Clair . Those are the principal points about +which I wished to be absolutely clear . We shall now have a little +supper and then retire , for we may have a very busy day +to - morrow " + +A large and comfortable double - bedded room had been placed at our +disposal , and I was quickly between the sheets , for I was weary +after my night of adventure . Sherlock Holmes was a man , however , +who , when he had an unsolved problem upon his mind , would go for +days , and even for a week , without rest , turning it over , +rearranging his facts , looking at it from every point of view +until he had either fathomed it or convinced himself that his +data were insufficient . It was soon evident to me that he was now +preparing for an all - night sitting . He took off his coat and +waistcoat , put on a large blue dressing - gown , and then wandered +about the room collecting pillows from his bed and cushions from +the sofa and armchairs . With these he constructed a sort of +Eastern divan , upon which he perched himself cross - legged , with +an ounce of shag tobacco and a box of matches laid out in front +of him . In the dim light of the lamp I saw him sitting there , an +old briar pipe between his lips , his eyes fixed vacantly upon the +corner of the ceiling , the blue smoke curling up from him , +silent , motionless , with the light shining upon his strong - set +aquiline features . So he sat as I dropped off to sleep , and so he +sat when a sudden ejaculation caused me to wake up , and I found +the summer sun shining into the apartment . The pipe was still +between his lips , the smoke still curled upward , and the room was +full of a dense tobacco haze , but nothing remained of the heap of +shag which I had seen upon the previous night . + +" Awake , Watson " he asked . + +" Yes " + +" Game for a morning drive " + +" Certainly " + +" Then dress . No one is stirring yet , but I know where the +stable - boy sleeps , and we shall soon have the trap out " He +chuckled to himself as he spoke , his eyes twinkled , and he seemed +a different man to the sombre thinker of the previous night . + +As I dressed I glanced at my watch . It was no wonder that no one +was stirring . It was twenty - five minutes past four . I had hardly +finished when Holmes returned with the news that the boy was +putting in the horse . + +" I want to test a little theory of mine " said he , pulling on his +boots . " I think , Watson , that you are now standing in the +presence of one of the most absolute fools in Europe . I deserve +to be kicked from here to Charing Cross . But I think I have the +key of the affair now " + +" And where is it " I asked , smiling . + +" In the bathroom " he answered . " Oh , yes , I am not joking " he +continued , seeing my look of incredulity . " I have just been +there , and I have taken it out , and I have got it in this +Gladstone bag . Come on , my boy , and we shall see whether it will +not fit the lock " + +We made our way downstairs as quietly as possible , and out into +the bright morning sunshine . In the road stood our horse and +trap , with the half - clad stable - boy waiting at the head . We both +sprang in , and away we dashed down the London Road . A few country +carts were stirring , bearing in vegetables to the metropolis , but +the lines of villas on either side were as silent and lifeless as +some city in a dream . + +" It has been in some points a singular case " said Holmes , +flicking the horse on into a gallop . " I confess that I have been +as blind as a mole , but it is better to learn wisdom late than +never to learn it at all " + +In town the earliest risers were just beginning to look sleepily +from their windows as we drove through the streets of the Surrey +side . Passing down the Waterloo Bridge Road we crossed over the +river , and dashing up Wellington Street wheeled sharply to the +right and found ourselves in Bow Street . Sherlock Holmes was well +known to the force , and the two constables at the door saluted +him . One of them held the horse's head while the other led us in . + +" Who is on duty " asked Holmes . + +" Inspector Bradstreet , sir " + +" Ah , Bradstreet , how are you " A tall , stout official had come +down the stone - flagged passage , in a peaked cap and frogged +jacket . " I wish to have a quiet word with you , Bradstreet " +" Certainly , Mr . Holmes . Step into my room here " It was a small , +office - like room , with a huge ledger upon the table , and a +telephone projecting from the wall . The inspector sat down at his +desk . + +" What can I do for you , Mr . Holmes " + +" I called about that beggarman , Boone - the one who was charged +with being concerned in the disappearance of Mr . Neville St . +Clair , of Lee " + +" Yes . He was brought up and remanded for further inquiries " + +" So I heard . You have him here " + +" In the cells " + +" Is he quiet " + +" Oh , he gives no trouble . But he is a dirty scoundrel " + +" Dirty " + +" Yes , it is all we can do to make him wash his hands , and his +face is as black as a tinker's . Well , when once his case has been +settled , he will have a regular prison bath ; and I think , if you +saw him , you would agree with me that he needed it " + +" I should like to see him very much " + +" Would you ? That is easily done . Come this way . You can leave +your bag " + +" No , I think that I ' ll take it " + +" Very good . Come this way , if you please " He led us down a +passage , opened a barred door , passed down a winding stair , and +brought us to a whitewashed corridor with a line of doors on each +side . + +" The third on the right is his " said the inspector . " Here it +is " He quietly shot back a panel in the upper part of the door +and glanced through . + +" He is asleep " said he . " You can see him very well " + +We both put our eyes to the grating . The prisoner lay with his +face towards us , in a very deep sleep , breathing slowly and +heavily . He was a middle - sized man , coarsely clad as became his +calling , with a coloured shirt protruding through the rent in his +tattered coat . He was , as the inspector had said , extremely +dirty , but the grime which covered his face could not conceal its +repulsive ugliness . A broad wheal from an old scar ran right +across it from eye to chin , and by its contraction had turned up +one side of the upper lip , so that three teeth were exposed in a +perpetual snarl . A shock of very bright red hair grew low over +his eyes and forehead . + +" He's a beauty , isn't he " said the inspector . + +" He certainly needs a wash " remarked Holmes . " I had an idea that +he might , and I took the liberty of bringing the tools with me " +He opened the Gladstone bag as he spoke , and took out , to my +astonishment , a very large bath - sponge . + +" He ! he ! You are a funny one " chuckled the inspector . + +" Now , if you will have the great goodness to open that door very +quietly , we will soon make him cut a much more respectable +figure " + +" Well , I don't know why not " said the inspector . " He doesn ' t +look a credit to the Bow Street cells , does he " He slipped his +key into the lock , and we all very quietly entered the cell . The +sleeper half turned , and then settled down once more into a deep +slumber . Holmes stooped to the water - jug , moistened his sponge , +and then rubbed it twice vigorously across and down the +prisoner's face . + +" Let me introduce you " he shouted , " to Mr . Neville St . Clair , of +Lee , in the county of Kent " + +Never in my life have I seen such a sight . The man's face peeled +off under the sponge like the bark from a tree . Gone was the +coarse brown tint ! Gone , too , was the horrid scar which had +seamed it across , and the twisted lip which had given the +repulsive sneer to the face ! A twitch brought away the tangled +red hair , and there , sitting up in his bed , was a pale , +sad - faced , refined - looking man , black - haired and smooth - skinned , +rubbing his eyes and staring about him with sleepy bewilderment . +Then suddenly realising the exposure , he broke into a scream and +threw himself down with his face to the pillow . + +" Great heavens " cried the inspector , " it is , indeed , the missing +man . I know him from the photograph " + +The prisoner turned with the reckless air of a man who abandons +himself to his destiny . " Be it so " said he . " And pray what am I +charged with " + +" With making away with Mr . Neville St -- Oh , come , you can't be +charged with that unless they make a case of attempted suicide of +it " said the inspector with a grin . " Well , I have been +twenty - seven years in the force , but this really takes the cake " + +" If I am Mr . Neville St . Clair , then it is obvious that no crime +has been committed , and that , therefore , I am illegally +detained " + +" No crime , but a very great error has been committed " said +Holmes . " You would have done better to have trusted your wife " + +" It was not the wife ; it was the children " groaned the prisoner . +" God help me , I would not have them ashamed of their father . My +God ! What an exposure ! What can I do " + +Sherlock Holmes sat down beside him on the couch and patted him +kindly on the shoulder . + +" If you leave it to a court of law to clear the matter up " said +he , " of course you can hardly avoid publicity . On the other hand , +if you convince the police authorities that there is no possible +case against you , I do not know that there is any reason that the +details should find their way into the papers . Inspector +Bradstreet would , I am sure , make notes upon anything which you +might tell us and submit it to the proper authorities . The case +would then never go into court at all " + +" God bless you " cried the prisoner passionately . " I would have +endured imprisonment , ay , even execution , rather than have left +my miserable secret as a family blot to my children . + +" You are the first who have ever heard my story . My father was a +schoolmaster in Chesterfield , where I received an excellent +education . I travelled in my youth , took to the stage , and +finally became a reporter on an evening paper in London . One day +my editor wished to have a series of articles upon begging in the +metropolis , and I volunteered to supply them . There was the point +from which all my adventures started . It was only by trying +begging as an amateur that I could get the facts upon which to +base my articles . When an actor I had , of course , learned all the +secrets of making up , and had been famous in the green - room for +my skill . I took advantage now of my attainments . I painted my +face , and to make myself as pitiable as possible I made a good +scar and fixed one side of my lip in a twist by the aid of a +small slip of flesh - coloured plaster . Then with a red head of +hair , and an appropriate dress , I took my station in the business +part of the city , ostensibly as a match - seller but really as a +beggar . For seven hours I plied my trade , and when I returned +home in the evening I found to my surprise that I had received no +less than 26s . 4d . + +" I wrote my articles and thought little more of the matter until , +some time later , I backed a bill for a friend and had a writ +served upon me for 25 pounds . I was at my wit's end where to get +the money , but a sudden idea came to me . I begged a fortnight's +grace from the creditor , asked for a holiday from my employers , +and spent the time in begging in the City under my disguise . In +ten days I had the money and had paid the debt . + +" Well , you can imagine how hard it was to settle down to arduous +work at 2 pounds a week when I knew that I could earn as much in +a day by smearing my face with a little paint , laying my cap on +the ground , and sitting still . It was a long fight between my +pride and the money , but the dollars won at last , and I threw up +reporting and sat day after day in the corner which I had first +chosen , inspiring pity by my ghastly face and filling my pockets +with coppers . Only one man knew my secret . He was the keeper of a +low den in which I used to lodge in Swandam Lane , where I could +every morning emerge as a squalid beggar and in the evenings +transform myself into a well - dressed man about town . This fellow , +a Lascar , was well paid by me for his rooms , so that I knew that +my secret was safe in his possession . + +" Well , very soon I found that I was saving considerable sums of +money . I do not mean that any beggar in the streets of London +could earn 700 pounds a year - which is less than my average +takings - but I had exceptional advantages in my power of making +up , and also in a facility of repartee , which improved by +practice and made me quite a recognised character in the City . +All day a stream of pennies , varied by silver , poured in upon me , +and it was a very bad day in which I failed to take 2 pounds . + +" As I grew richer I grew more ambitious , took a house in the +country , and eventually married , without anyone having a +suspicion as to my real occupation . My dear wife knew that I had +business in the City . She little knew what . + +" Last Monday I had finished for the day and was dressing in my +room above the opium den when I looked out of my window and saw , +to my horror and astonishment , that my wife was standing in the +street , with her eyes fixed full upon me . I gave a cry of +surprise , threw up my arms to cover my face , and , rushing to my +confidant , the Lascar , entreated him to prevent anyone from +coming up to me . I heard her voice downstairs , but I knew that +she could not ascend . Swiftly I threw off my clothes , pulled on +those of a beggar , and put on my pigments and wig . Even a wife's +eyes could not pierce so complete a disguise . But then it +occurred to me that there might be a search in the room , and that +the clothes might betray me . I threw open the window , reopening +by my violence a small cut which I had inflicted upon myself in +the bedroom that morning . Then I seized my coat , which was +weighted by the coppers which I had just transferred to it from +the leather bag in which I carried my takings . I hurled it out of +the window , and it disappeared into the Thames . The other clothes +would have followed , but at that moment there was a rush of +constables up the stair , and a few minutes after I found , rather , +I confess , to my relief , that instead of being identified as Mr . +Neville St . Clair , I was arrested as his murderer . + +" I do not know that there is anything else for me to explain . I +was determined to preserve my disguise as long as possible , and +hence my preference for a dirty face . Knowing that my wife would +be terribly anxious , I slipped off my ring and confided it to the +Lascar at a moment when no constable was watching me , together +with a hurried scrawl , telling her that she had no cause to +fear " + +" That note only reached her yesterday " said Holmes . + +" Good God ! What a week she must have spent " + +" The police have watched this Lascar " said Inspector Bradstreet , +" and I can quite understand that he might find it difficult to +post a letter unobserved . Probably he handed it to some sailor +customer of his , who forgot all about it for some days " + +" That was it " said Holmes , nodding approvingly ; " I have no doubt +of it . But have you never been prosecuted for begging " + +" Many times ; but what was a fine to me " + +" It must stop here , however " said Bradstreet . " If the police are +to hush this thing up , there must be no more of Hugh Boone " + +" I have sworn it by the most solemn oaths which a man can take " + +" In that case I think that it is probable that no further steps +may be taken . But if you are found again , then all must come out . +I am sure , Mr . Holmes , that we are very much indebted to you for +having cleared the matter up . I wish I knew how you reach your +results " + +" I reached this one " said my friend , " by sitting upon five +pillows and consuming an ounce of shag . I think , Watson , that if +we drive to Baker Street we shall just be in time for breakfast " + + + +VII . THE ADVENTURE OF THE BLUE CARBUNCLE + +I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second +morning after Christmas , with the intention of wishing him the +compliments of the season . He was lounging upon the sofa in a +purple dressing - gown , a pipe - rack within his reach upon the +right , and a pile of crumpled morning papers , evidently newly +studied , near at hand . Beside the couch was a wooden chair , and +on the angle of the back hung a very seedy and disreputable +hard - felt hat , much the worse for wear , and cracked in several +places . A lens and a forceps lying upon the seat of the chair +suggested that the hat had been suspended in this manner for the +purpose of examination . + +" You are engaged " said I ; " perhaps I interrupt you " + +" Not at all . I am glad to have a friend with whom I can discuss +my results . The matter is a perfectly trivial one -- he jerked his +thumb in the direction of the old hat -" but there are points in +connection with it which are not entirely devoid of interest and +even of instruction " + +I seated myself in his armchair and warmed my hands before his +crackling fire , for a sharp frost had set in , and the windows +were thick with the ice crystals . " I suppose " I remarked , " that , +homely as it looks , this thing has some deadly story linked on to +it - that it is the clue which will guide you in the solution of +some mystery and the punishment of some crime " + +" No , no . No crime " said Sherlock Holmes , laughing . " Only one of +those whimsical little incidents which will happen when you have +four million human beings all jostling each other within the +space of a few square miles . Amid the action and reaction of so +dense a swarm of humanity , every possible combination of events +may be expected to take place , and many a little problem will be +presented which may be striking and bizarre without being +criminal . We have already had experience of such " + +" So much so " I remarked , " that of the last six cases which I +have added to my notes , three have been entirely free of any +legal crime " + +" Precisely . You allude to my attempt to recover the Irene Adler +papers , to the singular case of Miss Mary Sutherland , and to the +adventure of the man with the twisted lip . Well , I have no doubt +that this small matter will fall into the same innocent category . +You know Peterson , the commissionaire " + +" Yes " + +" It is to him that this trophy belongs " + +" It is his hat " + +" No , no , he found it . Its owner is unknown . I beg that you will +look upon it not as a battered billycock but as an intellectual +problem . And , first , as to how it came here . It arrived upon +Christmas morning , in company with a good fat goose , which is , I +have no doubt , roasting at this moment in front of Peterson's +fire . The facts are these : about four o'clock on Christmas +morning , Peterson , who , as you know , is a very honest fellow , was +returning from some small jollification and was making his way +homeward down Tottenham Court Road . In front of him he saw , in +the gaslight , a tallish man , walking with a slight stagger , and +carrying a white goose slung over his shoulder . As he reached the +corner of Goodge Street , a row broke out between this stranger +and a little knot of roughs . One of the latter knocked off the +man's hat , on which he raised his stick to defend himself and , +swinging it over his head , smashed the shop window behind him . +Peterson had rushed forward to protect the stranger from his +assailants ; but the man , shocked at having broken the window , and +seeing an official - looking person in uniform rushing towards him , +dropped his goose , took to his heels , and vanished amid the +labyrinth of small streets which lie at the back of Tottenham +Court Road . The roughs had also fled at the appearance of +Peterson , so that he was left in possession of the field of +battle , and also of the spoils of victory in the shape of this +battered hat and a most unimpeachable Christmas goose " + +" Which surely he restored to their owner " + +" My dear fellow , there lies the problem . It is true that ' For +Mrs . Henry Baker ' was printed upon a small card which was tied to +the bird's left leg , and it is also true that the initials ' H . +B ' are legible upon the lining of this hat , but as there are +some thousands of Bakers , and some hundreds of Henry Bakers in +this city of ours , it is not easy to restore lost property to any +one of them " + +" What , then , did Peterson do " + +" He brought round both hat and goose to me on Christmas morning , +knowing that even the smallest problems are of interest to me . +The goose we retained until this morning , when there were signs +that , in spite of the slight frost , it would be well that it +should be eaten without unnecessary delay . Its finder has carried +it off , therefore , to fulfil the ultimate destiny of a goose , +while I continue to retain the hat of the unknown gentleman who +lost his Christmas dinner " + +" Did he not advertise " + +" No " + +" Then , what clue could you have as to his identity " + +" Only as much as we can deduce " + +" From his hat " + +" Precisely " + +" But you are joking . What can you gather from this old battered +felt " + +" Here is my lens . You know my methods . What can you gather +yourself as to the individuality of the man who has worn this +article " + +I took the tattered object in my hands and turned it over rather +ruefully . It was a very ordinary black hat of the usual round +shape , hard and much the worse for wear . The lining had been of +red silk , but was a good deal discoloured . There was no maker's +name ; but , as Holmes had remarked , the initials " H . B " were +scrawled upon one side . It was pierced in the brim for a +hat - securer , but the elastic was missing . For the rest , it was +cracked , exceedingly dusty , and spotted in several places , +although there seemed to have been some attempt to hide the +discoloured patches by smearing them with ink . + +" I can see nothing " said I , handing it back to my friend . + +" On the contrary , Watson , you can see everything . You fail , +however , to reason from what you see . You are too timid in +drawing your inferences " + +" Then , pray tell me what it is that you can infer from this hat " + +He picked it up and gazed at it in the peculiar introspective +fashion which was characteristic of him . " It is perhaps less +suggestive than it might have been " he remarked , " and yet there +are a few inferences which are very distinct , and a few others +which represent at least a strong balance of probability . That +the man was highly intellectual is of course obvious upon the +face of it , and also that he was fairly well - to - do within the +last three years , although he has now fallen upon evil days . He +had foresight , but has less now than formerly , pointing to a +moral retrogression , which , when taken with the decline of his +fortunes , seems to indicate some evil influence , probably drink , +at work upon him . This may account also for the obvious fact that +his wife has ceased to love him " + +" My dear Holmes " + +" He has , however , retained some degree of self - respect " he +continued , disregarding my remonstrance . " He is a man who leads a +sedentary life , goes out little , is out of training entirely , is +middle - aged , has grizzled hair which he has had cut within the +last few days , and which he anoints with lime - cream . These are +the more patent facts which are to be deduced from his hat . Also , +by the way , that it is extremely improbable that he has gas laid +on in his house " + +" You are certainly joking , Holmes " + +" Not in the least . Is it possible that even now , when I give you +these results , you are unable to see how they are attained " + +" I have no doubt that I am very stupid , but I must confess that I +am unable to follow you . For example , how did you deduce that +this man was intellectual " + +For answer Holmes clapped the hat upon his head . It came right +over the forehead and settled upon the bridge of his nose . " It is +a question of cubic capacity " said he ; " a man with so large a +brain must have something in it " + +" The decline of his fortunes , then " + +" This hat is three years old . These flat brims curled at the edge +came in then . It is a hat of the very best quality . Look at the +band of ribbed silk and the excellent lining . If this man could +afford to buy so expensive a hat three years ago , and has had no +hat since , then he has assuredly gone down in the world " + +" Well , that is clear enough , certainly . But how about the +foresight and the moral retrogression " + +Sherlock Holmes laughed . " Here is the foresight " said he putting +his finger upon the little disc and loop of the hat - securer . +" They are never sold upon hats . If this man ordered one , it is a +sign of a certain amount of foresight , since he went out of his +way to take this precaution against the wind . But since we see +that he has broken the elastic and has not troubled to replace +it , it is obvious that he has less foresight now than formerly , +which is a distinct proof of a weakening nature . On the other +hand , he has endeavoured to conceal some of these stains upon the +felt by daubing them with ink , which is a sign that he has not +entirely lost his self - respect " + +" Your reasoning is certainly plausible " + +" The further points , that he is middle - aged , that his hair is +grizzled , that it has been recently cut , and that he uses +lime - cream , are all to be gathered from a close examination of the +lower part of the lining . The lens discloses a large number of +hair - ends , clean cut by the scissors of the barber . They all +appear to be adhesive , and there is a distinct odour of +lime - cream . This dust , you will observe , is not the gritty , grey +dust of the street but the fluffy brown dust of the house , +showing that it has been hung up indoors most of the time , while +the marks of moisture upon the inside are proof positive that the +wearer perspired very freely , and could therefore , hardly be in +the best of training " + +" But his wife - you said that she had ceased to love him " + +" This hat has not been brushed for weeks . When I see you , my dear +Watson , with a week's accumulation of dust upon your hat , and +when your wife allows you to go out in such a state , I shall fear +that you also have been unfortunate enough to lose your wife's +affection " + +" But he might be a bachelor " + +" Nay , he was bringing home the goose as a peace - offering to his +wife . Remember the card upon the bird's leg " + +" You have an answer to everything . But how on earth do you deduce +that the gas is not laid on in his house " + +" One tallow stain , or even two , might come by chance ; but when I +see no less than five , I think that there can be little doubt +that the individual must be brought into frequent contact with +burning tallow - walks upstairs at night probably with his hat in +one hand and a guttering candle in the other . Anyhow , he never +got tallow - stains from a gas - jet . Are you satisfied " + +" Well , it is very ingenious " said I , laughing ; " but since , as +you said just now , there has been no crime committed , and no harm +done save the loss of a goose , all this seems to be rather a +waste of energy " + +Sherlock Holmes had opened his mouth to reply , when the door flew +open , and Peterson , the commissionaire , rushed into the apartment +with flushed cheeks and the face of a man who is dazed with +astonishment . + +" The goose , Mr . Holmes ! The goose , sir " he gasped . + +" Eh ? What of it , then ? Has it returned to life and flapped off +through the kitchen window " Holmes twisted himself round upon +the sofa to get a fairer view of the man's excited face . + +" See here , sir ! See what my wife found in its crop " He held out +his hand and displayed upon the centre of the palm a brilliantly +scintillating blue stone , rather smaller than a bean in size , but +of such purity and radiance that it twinkled like an electric +point in the dark hollow of his hand . + +Sherlock Holmes sat up with a whistle . " By Jove , Peterson " said +he , " this is treasure trove indeed . I suppose you know what you +have got " + +" A diamond , sir ? A precious stone . It cuts into glass as though +it were putty " + +" It's more than a precious stone . It is the precious stone " + +" Not the Countess of Morcar's blue carbuncle " I ejaculated . + +" Precisely so . I ought to know its size and shape , seeing that I +have read the advertisement about it in The Times every day +lately . It is absolutely unique , and its value can only be +conjectured , but the reward offered of 1000 pounds is certainly +not within a twentieth part of the market price " + +" A thousand pounds ! Great Lord of mercy " The commissionaire +plumped down into a chair and stared from one to the other of us . + +" That is the reward , and I have reason to know that there are +sentimental considerations in the background which would induce +the Countess to part with half her fortune if she could but +recover the gem " + +" It was lost , if I remember aright , at the Hotel Cosmopolitan " I +remarked . + +" Precisely so , on December 22nd , just five days ago . John Horner , +a plumber , was accused of having abstracted it from the lady's +jewel - case . The evidence against him was so strong that the case +has been referred to the Assizes . I have some account of the +matter here , I believe " He rummaged amid his newspapers , +glancing over the dates , until at last he smoothed one out , +doubled it over , and read the following paragraph : + +" Hotel Cosmopolitan Jewel Robbery . John Horner , 26 , plumber , was +brought up upon the charge of having upon the 22nd inst , +abstracted from the jewel - case of the Countess of Morcar the +valuable gem known as the blue carbuncle . James Ryder , +upper - attendant at the hotel , gave his evidence to the effect +that he had shown Horner up to the dressing - room of the Countess +of Morcar upon the day of the robbery in order that he might +solder the second bar of the grate , which was loose . He had +remained with Horner some little time , but had finally been +called away . On returning , he found that Horner had disappeared , +that the bureau had been forced open , and that the small morocco +casket in which , as it afterwards transpired , the Countess was +accustomed to keep her jewel , was lying empty upon the +dressing - table . Ryder instantly gave the alarm , and Horner was +arrested the same evening ; but the stone could not be found +either upon his person or in his rooms . Catherine Cusack , maid to +the Countess , deposed to having heard Ryder's cry of dismay on +discovering the robbery , and to having rushed into the room , +where she found matters as described by the last witness . +Inspector Bradstreet , B division , gave evidence as to the arrest +of Horner , who struggled frantically , and protested his innocence +in the strongest terms . Evidence of a previous conviction for +robbery having been given against the prisoner , the magistrate +refused to deal summarily with the offence , but referred it to +the Assizes . Horner , who had shown signs of intense emotion +during the proceedings , fainted away at the conclusion and was +carried out of court " + +" Hum ! So much for the police - court " said Holmes thoughtfully , +tossing aside the paper . " The question for us now to solve is the +sequence of events leading from a rifled jewel - case at one end to +the crop of a goose in Tottenham Court Road at the other . You +see , Watson , our little deductions have suddenly assumed a much +more important and less innocent aspect . Here is the stone ; the +stone came from the goose , and the goose came from Mr . Henry +Baker , the gentleman with the bad hat and all the other +characteristics with which I have bored you . So now we must set +ourselves very seriously to finding this gentleman and +ascertaining what part he has played in this little mystery . To +do this , we must try the simplest means first , and these lie +undoubtedly in an advertisement in all the evening papers . If +this fail , I shall have recourse to other methods " + +" What will you say " + +" Give me a pencil and that slip of paper . Now , then : ' Found at +the corner of Goodge Street , a goose and a black felt hat . Mr . +Henry Baker can have the same by applying at 6 : 30 this evening at +221B , Baker Street ' That is clear and concise " + +" Very . But will he see it " + +" Well , he is sure to keep an eye on the papers , since , to a poor +man , the loss was a heavy one . He was clearly so scared by his +mischance in breaking the window and by the approach of Peterson +that he thought of nothing but flight , but since then he must +have bitterly regretted the impulse which caused him to drop his +bird . Then , again , the introduction of his name will cause him to +see it , for everyone who knows him will direct his attention to +it . Here you are , Peterson , run down to the advertising agency +and have this put in the evening papers " + +" In which , sir " + +" Oh , in the Globe , Star , Pall Mall , St . James's , Evening News , +Standard , Echo , and any others that occur to you " + +" Very well , sir . And this stone " + +" Ah , yes , I shall keep the stone . Thank you . And , I say , +Peterson , just buy a goose on your way back and leave it here +with me , for we must have one to give to this gentleman in place +of the one which your family is now devouring " + +When the commissionaire had gone , Holmes took up the stone and +held it against the light . " It's a bonny thing " said he . " Just +see how it glints and sparkles . Of course it is a nucleus and +focus of crime . Every good stone is . They are the devil's pet +baits . In the larger and older jewels every facet may stand for a +bloody deed . This stone is not yet twenty years old . It was found +in the banks of the Amoy River in southern China and is remarkable +in having every characteristic of the carbuncle , save that it is +blue in shade instead of ruby red . In spite of its youth , it has +already a sinister history . There have been two murders , a +vitriol - throwing , a suicide , and several robberies brought about +for the sake of this forty - grain weight of crystallised charcoal . +Who would think that so pretty a toy would be a purveyor to the +gallows and the prison ? I ' ll lock it up in my strong box now and +drop a line to the Countess to say that we have it " + +" Do you think that this man Horner is innocent " + +" I cannot tell " + +" Well , then , do you imagine that this other one , Henry Baker , had +anything to do with the matter " + +" It is , I think , much more likely that Henry Baker is an +absolutely innocent man , who had no idea that the bird which he +was carrying was of considerably more value than if it were made +of solid gold . That , however , I shall determine by a very simple +test if we have an answer to our advertisement " + +" And you can do nothing until then " + +" Nothing " + +" In that case I shall continue my professional round . But I shall +come back in the evening at the hour you have mentioned , for I +should like to see the solution of so tangled a business " + +" Very glad to see you . I dine at seven . There is a woodcock , I +believe . By the way , in view of recent occurrences , perhaps I +ought to ask Mrs . Hudson to examine its crop " + +I had been delayed at a case , and it was a little after half - past +six when I found myself in Baker Street once more . As I +approached the house I saw a tall man in a Scotch bonnet with a +coat which was buttoned up to his chin waiting outside in the +bright semicircle which was thrown from the fanlight . Just as I +arrived the door was opened , and we were shown up together to +Holmes ' room . + +" Mr . Henry Baker , I believe " said he , rising from his armchair +and greeting his visitor with the easy air of geniality which he +could so readily assume . " Pray take this chair by the fire , Mr . +Baker . It is a cold night , and I observe that your circulation is +more adapted for summer than for winter . Ah , Watson , you have +just come at the right time . Is that your hat , Mr . Baker " + +" Yes , sir , that is undoubtedly my hat " + +He was a large man with rounded shoulders , a massive head , and a +broad , intelligent face , sloping down to a pointed beard of +grizzled brown . A touch of red in nose and cheeks , with a slight +tremor of his extended hand , recalled Holmes ' surmise as to his +habits . His rusty black frock - coat was buttoned right up in +front , with the collar turned up , and his lank wrists protruded +from his sleeves without a sign of cuff or shirt . He spoke in a +slow staccato fashion , choosing his words with care , and gave the +impression generally of a man of learning and letters who had had +ill - usage at the hands of fortune . + +" We have retained these things for some days " said Holmes , +" because we expected to see an advertisement from you giving your +address . I am at a loss to know now why you did not advertise " + +Our visitor gave a rather shamefaced laugh . " Shillings have not +been so plentiful with me as they once were " he remarked . " I had +no doubt that the gang of roughs who assaulted me had carried off +both my hat and the bird . I did not care to spend more money in a +hopeless attempt at recovering them " + +" Very naturally . By the way , about the bird , we were compelled to +eat it " + +" To eat it " Our visitor half rose from his chair in his +excitement . + +" Yes , it would have been of no use to anyone had we not done so . +But I presume that this other goose upon the sideboard , which is +about the same weight and perfectly fresh , will answer your +purpose equally well " + +" Oh , certainly , certainly " answered Mr . Baker with a sigh of +relief . + +" Of course , we still have the feathers , legs , crop , and so on of +your own bird , so if you wish -" + +The man burst into a hearty laugh . " They might be useful to me as +relics of my adventure " said he , " but beyond that I can hardly +see what use the disjecta membra of my late acquaintance are +going to be to me . No , sir , I think that , with your permission , I +will confine my attentions to the excellent bird which I perceive +upon the sideboard " + +Sherlock Holmes glanced sharply across at me with a slight shrug +of his shoulders . + +" There is your hat , then , and there your bird " said he . " By the +way , would it bore you to tell me where you got the other one +from ? I am somewhat of a fowl fancier , and I have seldom seen a +better grown goose " + +" Certainly , sir " said Baker , who had risen and tucked his newly +gained property under his arm . " There are a few of us who +frequent the Alpha Inn , near the Museum - we are to be found in +the Museum itself during the day , you understand . This year our +good host , Windigate by name , instituted a goose club , by which , +on consideration of some few pence every week , we were each to +receive a bird at Christmas . My pence were duly paid , and the +rest is familiar to you . I am much indebted to you , sir , for a +Scotch bonnet is fitted neither to my years nor my gravity " With +a comical pomposity of manner he bowed solemnly to both of us and +strode off upon his way . + +" So much for Mr . Henry Baker " said Holmes when he had closed the +door behind him . " It is quite certain that he knows nothing +whatever about the matter . Are you hungry , Watson " + +" Not particularly " + +" Then I suggest that we turn our dinner into a supper and follow +up this clue while it is still hot " + +" By all means " + +It was a bitter night , so we drew on our ulsters and wrapped +cravats about our throats . Outside , the stars were shining coldly +in a cloudless sky , and the breath of the passers - by blew out +into smoke like so many pistol shots . Our footfalls rang out +crisply and loudly as we swung through the doctors ' quarter , +Wimpole Street , Harley Street , and so through Wigmore Street into +Oxford Street . In a quarter of an hour we were in Bloomsbury at +the Alpha Inn , which is a small public - house at the corner of one +of the streets which runs down into Holborn . Holmes pushed open +the door of the private bar and ordered two glasses of beer from +the ruddy - faced , white - aproned landlord . + +" Your beer should be excellent if it is as good as your geese " +said he . + +" My geese " The man seemed surprised . + +" Yes . I was speaking only half an hour ago to Mr . Henry Baker , +who was a member of your goose club " + +" Ah ! yes , I see . But you see , sir , them's not our geese " + +" Indeed ! Whose , then " + +" Well , I got the two dozen from a salesman in Covent Garden " + +" Indeed ? I know some of them . Which was it " + +" Breckinridge is his name " + +" Ah ! I don't know him . Well , here's your good health landlord , +and prosperity to your house . Good - night " + +" Now for Mr . Breckinridge " he continued , buttoning up his coat +as we came out into the frosty air . " Remember , Watson that though +we have so homely a thing as a goose at one end of this chain , we +have at the other a man who will certainly get seven years ' penal +servitude unless we can establish his innocence . It is possible +that our inquiry may but confirm his guilt ; but , in any case , we +have a line of investigation which has been missed by the police , +and which a singular chance has placed in our hands . Let us +follow it out to the bitter end . Faces to the south , then , and +quick march " + +We passed across Holborn , down Endell Street , and so through a +zigzag of slums to Covent Garden Market . One of the largest +stalls bore the name of Breckinridge upon it , and the proprietor +a horsey - looking man , with a sharp face and trim side - whiskers was +helping a boy to put up the shutters . + +" Good - evening . It's a cold night " said Holmes . + +The salesman nodded and shot a questioning glance at my +companion . + +" Sold out of geese , I see " continued Holmes , pointing at the +bare slabs of marble . + +" Let you have five hundred to - morrow morning " + +" That's no good " + +" Well , there are some on the stall with the gas - flare " + +" Ah , but I was recommended to you " + +" Who by " + +" The landlord of the Alpha " + +" Oh , yes ; I sent him a couple of dozen " + +" Fine birds they were , too . Now where did you get them from " + +To my surprise the question provoked a burst of anger from the +salesman . + +" Now , then , mister " said he , with his head cocked and his arms +akimbo , " what are you driving at ? Let's have it straight , now " + +" It is straight enough . I should like to know who sold you the +geese which you supplied to the Alpha " + +" Well then , I shan't tell you . So now " + +" Oh , it is a matter of no importance ; but I don't know why you +should be so warm over such a trifle " + +" Warm ! You ' d be as warm , maybe , if you were as pestered as I am . +When I pay good money for a good article there should be an end +of the business ; but it's ' Where are the geese ' and ' Who did you +sell the geese to ' and ' What will you take for the geese ' One +would think they were the only geese in the world , to hear the +fuss that is made over them " + +" Well , I have no connection with any other people who have been +making inquiries " said Holmes carelessly . " If you won't tell us +the bet is off , that is all . But I ' m always ready to back my +opinion on a matter of fowls , and I have a fiver on it that the +bird I ate is country bred " + +" Well , then , you ' ve lost your fiver , for it's town bred " snapped +the salesman . + +" It's nothing of the kind " + +" I say it is " + +" I don't believe it " + +" D ' you think you know more about fowls than I , who have handled +them ever since I was a nipper ? I tell you , all those birds that +went to the Alpha were town bred " + +" You ' ll never persuade me to believe that " + +" Will you bet , then " + +" It's merely taking your money , for I know that I am right . But +I ' ll have a sovereign on with you , just to teach you not to be +obstinate " + +The salesman chuckled grimly . " Bring me the books , Bill " said +he . + +The small boy brought round a small thin volume and a great +greasy - backed one , laying them out together beneath the hanging +lamp . + +" Now then , Mr . Cocksure " said the salesman , " I thought that I +was out of geese , but before I finish you ' ll find that there is +still one left in my shop . You see this little book " + +" Well " + +" That's the list of the folk from whom I buy . D ' you see ? Well , +then , here on this page are the country folk , and the numbers +after their names are where their accounts are in the big ledger . +Now , then ! You see this other page in red ink ? Well , that is a +list of my town suppliers . Now , look at that third name . Just +read it out to me " + +" Mrs . Oakshott , 117 , Brixton Road - 249 " read Holmes . + +" Quite so . Now turn that up in the ledger " + +Holmes turned to the page indicated . " Here you are , ' Mrs . +Oakshott , 117 , Brixton Road , egg and poultry supplier '" + +" Now , then , what's the last entry " + + ' December 22nd . Twenty - four geese at 7s . 6d '" + +" Quite so . There you are . And underneath " + + ' Sold to Mr . Windigate of the Alpha , at 12s '" + +" What have you to say now " + +Sherlock Holmes looked deeply chagrined . He drew a sovereign from +his pocket and threw it down upon the slab , turning away with the +air of a man whose disgust is too deep for words . A few yards off +he stopped under a lamp - post and laughed in the hearty , noiseless +fashion which was peculiar to him . + +" When you see a man with whiskers of that cut and the ' Pink ' un ' +protruding out of his pocket , you can always draw him by a bet " +said he . " I daresay that if I had put 100 pounds down in front of +him , that man would not have given me such complete information +as was drawn from him by the idea that he was doing me on a +wager . Well , Watson , we are , I fancy , nearing the end of our +quest , and the only point which remains to be determined is +whether we should go on to this Mrs . Oakshott to - night , or +whether we should reserve it for to - morrow . It is clear from what +that surly fellow said that there are others besides ourselves +who are anxious about the matter , and I should -" + +His remarks were suddenly cut short by a loud hubbub which broke +out from the stall which we had just left . Turning round we saw a +little rat - faced fellow standing in the centre of the circle of +yellow light which was thrown by the swinging lamp , while +Breckinridge , the salesman , framed in the door of his stall , was +shaking his fists fiercely at the cringing figure . + +" I ' ve had enough of you and your geese " he shouted . " I wish you +were all at the devil together . If you come pestering me any more +with your silly talk I ' ll set the dog at you . You bring Mrs . +Oakshott here and I ' ll answer her , but what have you to do with +it ? Did I buy the geese off you " + +" No ; but one of them was mine all the same " whined the little +man . + +" Well , then , ask Mrs . Oakshott for it " + +" She told me to ask you " + +" Well , you can ask the King of Proosia , for all I care . I ' ve had +enough of it . Get out of this " He rushed fiercely forward , and +the inquirer flitted away into the darkness . + +" Ha ! this may save us a visit to Brixton Road " whispered Holmes . +" Come with me , and we will see what is to be made of this +fellow " Striding through the scattered knots of people who +lounged round the flaring stalls , my companion speedily overtook +the little man and touched him upon the shoulder . He sprang +round , and I could see in the gas - light that every vestige of +colour had been driven from his face . + +" Who are you , then ? What do you want " he asked in a quavering +voice . + +" You will excuse me " said Holmes blandly , " but I could not help +overhearing the questions which you put to the salesman just now . +I think that I could be of assistance to you " + +" You ? Who are you ? How could you know anything of the matter " + +" My name is Sherlock Holmes . It is my business to know what other +people don't know " + +" But you can know nothing of this " + +" Excuse me , I know everything of it . You are endeavouring to +trace some geese which were sold by Mrs . Oakshott , of Brixton +Road , to a salesman named Breckinridge , by him in turn to Mr . +Windigate , of the Alpha , and by him to his club , of which Mr . +Henry Baker is a member " + +" Oh , sir , you are the very man whom I have longed to meet " cried +the little fellow with outstretched hands and quivering fingers . +" I can hardly explain to you how interested I am in this matter " + +Sherlock Holmes hailed a four - wheeler which was passing . " In that +case we had better discuss it in a cosy room rather than in this +wind - swept market - place " said he . " But pray tell me , before we +go farther , who it is that I have the pleasure of assisting " + +The man hesitated for an instant . " My name is John Robinson " he +answered with a sidelong glance . + +" No , no ; the real name " said Holmes sweetly . " It is always +awkward doing business with an alias " + +A flush sprang to the white cheeks of the stranger . " Well then " +said he , " my real name is James Ryder " + +" Precisely so . Head attendant at the Hotel Cosmopolitan . Pray +step into the cab , and I shall soon be able to tell you +everything which you would wish to know " + +The little man stood glancing from one to the other of us with +half - frightened , half - hopeful eyes , as one who is not sure +whether he is on the verge of a windfall or of a catastrophe . +Then he stepped into the cab , and in half an hour we were back in +the sitting - room at Baker Street . Nothing had been said during +our drive , but the high , thin breathing of our new companion , and +the claspings and unclaspings of his hands , spoke of the nervous +tension within him . + +" Here we are " said Holmes cheerily as we filed into the room . +" The fire looks very seasonable in this weather . You look cold , +Mr . Ryder . Pray take the basket - chair . I will just put on my +slippers before we settle this little matter of yours . Now , then ! +You want to know what became of those geese " + +" Yes , sir " + +" Or rather , I fancy , of that goose . It was one bird , I imagine in +which you were interested - white , with a black bar across the +tail " + +Ryder quivered with emotion . " Oh , sir " he cried , " can you tell +me where it went to " + +" It came here " + +" Here " + +" Yes , and a most remarkable bird it proved . I don't wonder that +you should take an interest in it . It laid an egg after it was +dead - the bonniest , brightest little blue egg that ever was seen . +I have it here in my museum " + +Our visitor staggered to his feet and clutched the mantelpiece +with his right hand . Holmes unlocked his strong - box and held up +the blue carbuncle , which shone out like a star , with a cold , +brilliant , many - pointed radiance . Ryder stood glaring with a +drawn face , uncertain whether to claim or to disown it . + +" The game's up , Ryder " said Holmes quietly . " Hold up , man , or +you ' ll be into the fire ! Give him an arm back into his chair , +Watson . He's not got blood enough to go in for felony with +impunity . Give him a dash of brandy . So ! Now he looks a little +more human . What a shrimp it is , to be sure " + +For a moment he had staggered and nearly fallen , but the brandy +brought a tinge of colour into his cheeks , and he sat staring +with frightened eyes at his accuser . + +" I have almost every link in my hands , and all the proofs which I +could possibly need , so there is little which you need tell me . +Still , that little may as well be cleared up to make the case +complete . You had heard , Ryder , of this blue stone of the +Countess of Morcar's " + +" It was Catherine Cusack who told me of it " said he in a +crackling voice . + +" I see - her ladyship's waiting - maid . Well , the temptation of +sudden wealth so easily acquired was too much for you , as it has +been for better men before you ; but you were not very scrupulous +in the means you used . It seems to me , Ryder , that there is the +making of a very pretty villain in you . You knew that this man +Horner , the plumber , had been concerned in some such matter +before , and that suspicion would rest the more readily upon him . +What did you do , then ? You made some small job in my lady's +room - you and your confederate Cusack - and you managed that he +should be the man sent for . Then , when he had left , you rifled +the jewel - case , raised the alarm , and had this unfortunate man +arrested . You then -" + +Ryder threw himself down suddenly upon the rug and clutched at my +companion's knees . " For God's sake , have mercy " he shrieked . +" Think of my father ! Of my mother ! It would break their hearts . I +never went wrong before ! I never will again . I swear it . I ' ll +swear it on a Bible . Oh , don't bring it into court ! For Christ's +sake , don't " + +" Get back into your chair " said Holmes sternly . " It is very well +to cringe and crawl now , but you thought little enough of this +poor Horner in the dock for a crime of which he knew nothing " + +" I will fly , Mr . Holmes . I will leave the country , sir . Then the +charge against him will break down " + +" Hum ! We will talk about that . And now let us hear a true account +of the next act . How came the stone into the goose , and how came +the goose into the open market ? Tell us the truth , for there lies +your only hope of safety " + +Ryder passed his tongue over his parched lips . " I will tell you +it just as it happened , sir " said he . " When Horner had been +arrested , it seemed to me that it would be best for me to get +away with the stone at once , for I did not know at what moment +the police might not take it into their heads to search me and my +room . There was no place about the hotel where it would be safe . +I went out , as if on some commission , and I made for my sister's +house . She had married a man named Oakshott , and lived in Brixton +Road , where she fattened fowls for the market . All the way there +every man I met seemed to me to be a policeman or a detective ; +and , for all that it was a cold night , the sweat was pouring down +my face before I came to the Brixton Road . My sister asked me +what was the matter , and why I was so pale ; but I told her that I +had been upset by the jewel robbery at the hotel . Then I went +into the back yard and smoked a pipe and wondered what it would +be best to do . + +" I had a friend once called Maudsley , who went to the bad , and +has just been serving his time in Pentonville . One day he had met +me , and fell into talk about the ways of thieves , and how they +could get rid of what they stole . I knew that he would be true to +me , for I knew one or two things about him ; so I made up my mind +to go right on to Kilburn , where he lived , and take him into my +confidence . He would show me how to turn the stone into money . +But how to get to him in safety ? I thought of the agonies I had +gone through in coming from the hotel . I might at any moment be +seized and searched , and there would be the stone in my waistcoat +pocket . I was leaning against the wall at the time and looking at +the geese which were waddling about round my feet , and suddenly +an idea came into my head which showed me how I could beat the +best detective that ever lived . + +" My sister had told me some weeks before that I might have the +pick of her geese for a Christmas present , and I knew that she +was always as good as her word . I would take my goose now , and in +it I would carry my stone to Kilburn . There was a little shed in +the yard , and behind this I drove one of the birds - a fine big +one , white , with a barred tail . I caught it , and prying its bill +open , I thrust the stone down its throat as far as my finger +could reach . The bird gave a gulp , and I felt the stone pass +along its gullet and down into its crop . But the creature flapped +and struggled , and out came my sister to know what was the +matter . As I turned to speak to her the brute broke loose and +fluttered off among the others . + + ' Whatever were you doing with that bird , Jem ' says she . + + ' Well ' said I , ' you said you ' d give me one for Christmas , and I +was feeling which was the fattest ' + + ' Oh ' says she , ' we ' ve set yours aside for you - Jem's bird , we +call it . It's the big white one over yonder . There's twenty - six +of them , which makes one for you , and one for us , and two dozen +for the market ' + + ' Thank you , Maggie ' says I ; ' but if it is all the same to you , +I ' d rather have that one I was handling just now ' + + ' The other is a good three pound heavier ' said she , ' and we +fattened it expressly for you ' + + ' Never mind . I ' ll have the other , and I ' ll take it now ' said I . + + ' Oh , just as you like ' said she , a little huffed . ' Which is it +you want , then ' + + ' That white one with the barred tail , right in the middle of the +flock ' + + ' Oh , very well . Kill it and take it with you ' + +" Well , I did what she said , Mr . Holmes , and I carried the bird +all the way to Kilburn . I told my pal what I had done , for he was +a man that it was easy to tell a thing like that to . He laughed +until he choked , and we got a knife and opened the goose . My +heart turned to water , for there was no sign of the stone , and I +knew that some terrible mistake had occurred . I left the bird , +rushed back to my sister's , and hurried into the back yard . There +was not a bird to be seen there . + + ' Where are they all , Maggie ' I cried . + + ' Gone to the dealer's , Jem ' + + ' Which dealer's ' + + ' Breckinridge , of Covent Garden ' + + ' But was there another with a barred tail ' I asked , ' the same +as the one I chose ' + + ' Yes , Jem ; there were two barred - tailed ones , and I could never +tell them apart ' + +" Well , then , of course I saw it all , and I ran off as hard as my +feet would carry me to this man Breckinridge ; but he had sold the +lot at once , and not one word would he tell me as to where they +had gone . You heard him yourselves to - night . Well , he has always +answered me like that . My sister thinks that I am going mad . +Sometimes I think that I am myself . And now - and now I am myself +a branded thief , without ever having touched the wealth for which +I sold my character . God help me ! God help me " He burst into +convulsive sobbing , with his face buried in his hands . + +There was a long silence , broken only by his heavy breathing and +by the measured tapping of Sherlock Holmes ' finger - tips upon the +edge of the table . Then my friend rose and threw open the door . + +" Get out " said he . + +" What , sir ! Oh , Heaven bless you " + +" No more words . Get out " + +And no more words were needed . There was a rush , a clatter upon +the stairs , the bang of a door , and the crisp rattle of running +footfalls from the street . + +" After all , Watson " said Holmes , reaching up his hand for his +clay pipe , " I am not retained by the police to supply their +deficiencies . If Horner were in danger it would be another thing ; +but this fellow will not appear against him , and the case must +collapse . I suppose that I am commuting a felony , but it is just +possible that I am saving a soul . This fellow will not go wrong +again ; he is too terribly frightened . Send him to gaol now , and +you make him a gaol - bird for life . Besides , it is the season of +forgiveness . Chance has put in our way a most singular and +whimsical problem , and its solution is its own reward . If you +will have the goodness to touch the bell , Doctor , we will begin +another investigation , in which , also a bird will be the chief +feature " + + + +VIII . THE ADVENTURE OF THE SPECKLED BAND + +On glancing over my notes of the seventy odd cases in which I +have during the last eight years studied the methods of my friend +Sherlock Holmes , I find many tragic , some comic , a large number +merely strange , but none commonplace ; for , working as he did +rather for the love of his art than for the acquirement of +wealth , he refused to associate himself with any investigation +which did not tend towards the unusual , and even the fantastic . +Of all these varied cases , however , I cannot recall any which +presented more singular features than that which was associated +with the well - known Surrey family of the Roylotts of Stoke Moran . +The events in question occurred in the early days of my +association with Holmes , when we were sharing rooms as bachelors +in Baker Street . It is possible that I might have placed them +upon record before , but a promise of secrecy was made at the +time , from which I have only been freed during the last month by +the untimely death of the lady to whom the pledge was given . It +is perhaps as well that the facts should now come to light , for I +have reasons to know that there are widespread rumours as to the +death of Dr . Grimesby Roylott which tend to make the matter even +more terrible than the truth . + +It was early in April in the year ' 83 that I woke one morning to +find Sherlock Holmes standing , fully dressed , by the side of my +bed . He was a late riser , as a rule , and as the clock on the +mantelpiece showed me that it was only a quarter - past seven , I +blinked up at him in some surprise , and perhaps just a little +resentment , for I was myself regular in my habits . + +" Very sorry to knock you up , Watson " said he , " but it's the +common lot this morning . Mrs . Hudson has been knocked up , she +retorted upon me , and I on you " + +" What is it , then - a fire " + +" No ; a client . It seems that a young lady has arrived in a +considerable state of excitement , who insists upon seeing me . She +is waiting now in the sitting - room . Now , when young ladies wander +about the metropolis at this hour of the morning , and knock +sleepy people up out of their beds , I presume that it is +something very pressing which they have to communicate . Should it +prove to be an interesting case , you would , I am sure , wish to +follow it from the outset . I thought , at any rate , that I should +call you and give you the chance " + +" My dear fellow , I would not miss it for anything " + +I had no keener pleasure than in following Holmes in his +professional investigations , and in admiring the rapid +deductions , as swift as intuitions , and yet always founded on a +logical basis with which he unravelled the problems which were +submitted to him . I rapidly threw on my clothes and was ready in +a few minutes to accompany my friend down to the sitting - room . A +lady dressed in black and heavily veiled , who had been sitting in +the window , rose as we entered . + +" Good - morning , madam " said Holmes cheerily . " My name is Sherlock +Holmes . This is my intimate friend and associate , Dr . Watson , +before whom you can speak as freely as before myself . Ha ! I am +glad to see that Mrs . Hudson has had the good sense to light the +fire . Pray draw up to it , and I shall order you a cup of hot +coffee , for I observe that you are shivering " + +" It is not cold which makes me shiver " said the woman in a low +voice , changing her seat as requested . + +" What , then " + +" It is fear , Mr . Holmes . It is terror " She raised her veil as +she spoke , and we could see that she was indeed in a pitiable +state of agitation , her face all drawn and grey , with restless +frightened eyes , like those of some hunted animal . Her features +and figure were those of a woman of thirty , but her hair was shot +with premature grey , and her expression was weary and haggard . +Sherlock Holmes ran her over with one of his quick , +all - comprehensive glances . + +" You must not fear " said he soothingly , bending forward and +patting her forearm . " We shall soon set matters right , I have no +doubt . You have come in by train this morning , I see " + +" You know me , then " + +" No , but I observe the second half of a return ticket in the palm +of your left glove . You must have started early , and yet you had +a good drive in a dog - cart , along heavy roads , before you reached +the station " + +The lady gave a violent start and stared in bewilderment at my +companion . + +" There is no mystery , my dear madam " said he , smiling . " The left +arm of your jacket is spattered with mud in no less than seven +places . The marks are perfectly fresh . There is no vehicle save a +dog - cart which throws up mud in that way , and then only when you +sit on the left - hand side of the driver " + +" Whatever your reasons may be , you are perfectly correct " said +she . " I started from home before six , reached Leatherhead at +twenty past , and came in by the first train to Waterloo . Sir , I +can stand this strain no longer ; I shall go mad if it continues . +I have no one to turn to - none , save only one , who cares for me , +and he , poor fellow , can be of little aid . I have heard of you , +Mr . Holmes ; I have heard of you from Mrs . Farintosh , whom you +helped in the hour of her sore need . It was from her that I had +your address . Oh , sir , do you not think that you could help me , +too , and at least throw a little light through the dense darkness +which surrounds me ? At present it is out of my power to reward +you for your services , but in a month or six weeks I shall be +married , with the control of my own income , and then at least you +shall not find me ungrateful " + +Holmes turned to his desk and , unlocking it , drew out a small +case - book , which he consulted . + +" Farintosh " said he . " Ah yes , I recall the case ; it was +concerned with an opal tiara . I think it was before your time , +Watson . I can only say , madam , that I shall be happy to devote +the same care to your case as I did to that of your friend . As to +reward , my profession is its own reward ; but you are at liberty +to defray whatever expenses I may be put to , at the time which +suits you best . And now I beg that you will lay before us +everything that may help us in forming an opinion upon the +matter " + +" Alas " replied our visitor , " the very horror of my situation +lies in the fact that my fears are so vague , and my suspicions +depend so entirely upon small points , which might seem trivial to +another , that even he to whom of all others I have a right to +look for help and advice looks upon all that I tell him about it +as the fancies of a nervous woman . He does not say so , but I can +read it from his soothing answers and averted eyes . But I have +heard , Mr . Holmes , that you can see deeply into the manifold +wickedness of the human heart . You may advise me how to walk amid +the dangers which encompass me " + +" I am all attention , madam " + +" My name is Helen Stoner , and I am living with my stepfather , who +is the last survivor of one of the oldest Saxon families in +England , the Roylotts of Stoke Moran , on the western border of +Surrey " + +Holmes nodded his head . " The name is familiar to me " said he . + +" The family was at one time among the richest in England , and the +estates extended over the borders into Berkshire in the north , +and Hampshire in the west . In the last century , however , four +successive heirs were of a dissolute and wasteful disposition , +and the family ruin was eventually completed by a gambler in the +days of the Regency . Nothing was left save a few acres of ground , +and the two - hundred - year - old house , which is itself crushed under +a heavy mortgage . The last squire dragged out his existence +there , living the horrible life of an aristocratic pauper ; but +his only son , my stepfather , seeing that he must adapt himself to +the new conditions , obtained an advance from a relative , which +enabled him to take a medical degree and went out to Calcutta , +where , by his professional skill and his force of character , he +established a large practice . In a fit of anger , however , caused +by some robberies which had been perpetrated in the house , he +beat his native butler to death and narrowly escaped a capital +sentence . As it was , he suffered a long term of imprisonment and +afterwards returned to England a morose and disappointed man . + +" When Dr . Roylott was in India he married my mother , Mrs . Stoner , +the young widow of Major - General Stoner , of the Bengal Artillery . +My sister Julia and I were twins , and we were only two years old +at the time of my mother's re - marriage . She had a considerable +sum of money - not less than 1000 pounds a year - and this she +bequeathed to Dr . Roylott entirely while we resided with him , +with a provision that a certain annual sum should be allowed to +each of us in the event of our marriage . Shortly after our return +to England my mother died - she was killed eight years ago in a +railway accident near Crewe . Dr . Roylott then abandoned his +attempts to establish himself in practice in London and took us +to live with him in the old ancestral house at Stoke Moran . The +money which my mother had left was enough for all our wants , and +there seemed to be no obstacle to our happiness . + +" But a terrible change came over our stepfather about this time . +Instead of making friends and exchanging visits with our +neighbours , who had at first been overjoyed to see a Roylott of +Stoke Moran back in the old family seat , he shut himself up in +his house and seldom came out save to indulge in ferocious +quarrels with whoever might cross his path . Violence of temper +approaching to mania has been hereditary in the men of the +family , and in my stepfather's case it had , I believe , been +intensified by his long residence in the tropics . A series of +disgraceful brawls took place , two of which ended in the +police - court , until at last he became the terror of the village , +and the folks would fly at his approach , for he is a man of +immense strength , and absolutely uncontrollable in his anger . + +" Last week he hurled the local blacksmith over a parapet into a +stream , and it was only by paying over all the money which I +could gather together that I was able to avert another public +exposure . He had no friends at all save the wandering gipsies , +and he would give these vagabonds leave to encamp upon the few +acres of bramble - covered land which represent the family estate , +and would accept in return the hospitality of their tents , +wandering away with them sometimes for weeks on end . He has a +passion also for Indian animals , which are sent over to him by a +correspondent , and he has at this moment a cheetah and a baboon , +which wander freely over his grounds and are feared by the +villagers almost as much as their master . + +" You can imagine from what I say that my poor sister Julia and I +had no great pleasure in our lives . No servant would stay with +us , and for a long time we did all the work of the house . She was +but thirty at the time of her death , and yet her hair had already +begun to whiten , even as mine has " + +" Your sister is dead , then " + +" She died just two years ago , and it is of her death that I wish +to speak to you . You can understand that , living the life which I +have described , we were little likely to see anyone of our own +age and position . We had , however , an aunt , my mother's maiden +sister , Miss Honoria Westphail , who lives near Harrow , and we +were occasionally allowed to pay short visits at this lady's +house . Julia went there at Christmas two years ago , and met there +a half - pay major of marines , to whom she became engaged . My +stepfather learned of the engagement when my sister returned and +offered no objection to the marriage ; but within a fortnight of +the day which had been fixed for the wedding , the terrible event +occurred which has deprived me of my only companion " + +Sherlock Holmes had been leaning back in his chair with his eyes +closed and his head sunk in a cushion , but he half opened his +lids now and glanced across at his visitor . + +" Pray be precise as to details " said he . + +" It is easy for me to be so , for every event of that dreadful +time is seared into my memory . The manor - house is , as I have +already said , very old , and only one wing is now inhabited . The +bedrooms in this wing are on the ground floor , the sitting - rooms +being in the central block of the buildings . Of these bedrooms +the first is Dr . Roylott's , the second my sister's , and the third +my own . There is no communication between them , but they all open +out into the same corridor . Do I make myself plain " + +" Perfectly so " + +" The windows of the three rooms open out upon the lawn . That +fatal night Dr . Roylott had gone to his room early , though we +knew that he had not retired to rest , for my sister was troubled +by the smell of the strong Indian cigars which it was his custom +to smoke . She left her room , therefore , and came into mine , where +she sat for some time , chatting about her approaching wedding . At +eleven o'clock she rose to leave me , but she paused at the door +and looked back . + + ' Tell me , Helen ' said she , ' have you ever heard anyone whistle +in the dead of the night ' + + ' Never ' said I . + + ' I suppose that you could not possibly whistle , yourself , in +your sleep ' + + ' Certainly not . But why ' + + ' Because during the last few nights I have always , about three +in the morning , heard a low , clear whistle . I am a light sleeper , +and it has awakened me . I cannot tell where it came from - perhaps +from the next room , perhaps from the lawn . I thought that I would +just ask you whether you had heard it ' + + ' No , I have not . It must be those wretched gipsies in the +plantation ' + + ' Very likely . And yet if it were on the lawn , I wonder that you +did not hear it also ' + + ' Ah , but I sleep more heavily than you ' + + ' Well , it is of no great consequence , at any rate ' She smiled +back at me , closed my door , and a few moments later I heard her +key turn in the lock " + +" Indeed " said Holmes . " Was it your custom always to lock +yourselves in at night " + +" Always " + +" And why " + +" I think that I mentioned to you that the doctor kept a cheetah +and a baboon . We had no feeling of security unless our doors were +locked " + +" Quite so . Pray proceed with your statement " + +" I could not sleep that night . A vague feeling of impending +misfortune impressed me . My sister and I , you will recollect , +were twins , and you know how subtle are the links which bind two +souls which are so closely allied . It was a wild night . The wind +was howling outside , and the rain was beating and splashing +against the windows . Suddenly , amid all the hubbub of the gale , +there burst forth the wild scream of a terrified woman . I knew +that it was my sister's voice . I sprang from my bed , wrapped a +shawl round me , and rushed into the corridor . As I opened my door +I seemed to hear a low whistle , such as my sister described , and +a few moments later a clanging sound , as if a mass of metal had +fallen . As I ran down the passage , my sister's door was unlocked , +and revolved slowly upon its hinges . I stared at it +horror - stricken , not knowing what was about to issue from it . By +the light of the corridor - lamp I saw my sister appear at the +opening , her face blanched with terror , her hands groping for +help , her whole figure swaying to and fro like that of a +drunkard . I ran to her and threw my arms round her , but at that +moment her knees seemed to give way and she fell to the ground . +She writhed as one who is in terrible pain , and her limbs were +dreadfully convulsed . At first I thought that she had not +recognised me , but as I bent over her she suddenly shrieked out +in a voice which I shall never forget , ' Oh , my God ! Helen ! It was +the band ! The speckled band ' There was something else which she +would fain have said , and she stabbed with her finger into the +air in the direction of the doctor's room , but a fresh convulsion +seized her and choked her words . I rushed out , calling loudly for +my stepfather , and I met him hastening from his room in his +dressing - gown . When he reached my sister's side she was +unconscious , and though he poured brandy down her throat and sent +for medical aid from the village , all efforts were in vain , for +she slowly sank and died without having recovered her +consciousness . Such was the dreadful end of my beloved sister " + +" One moment " said Holmes , " are you sure about this whistle and +metallic sound ? Could you swear to it " + +" That was what the county coroner asked me at the inquiry . It is +my strong impression that I heard it , and yet , among the crash of +the gale and the creaking of an old house , I may possibly have +been deceived " + +" Was your sister dressed " + +" No , she was in her night - dress . In her right hand was found the +charred stump of a match , and in her left a match - box " + +" Showing that she had struck a light and looked about her when +the alarm took place . That is important . And what conclusions did +the coroner come to " + +" He investigated the case with great care , for Dr . Roylott's +conduct had long been notorious in the county , but he was unable +to find any satisfactory cause of death . My evidence showed that +the door had been fastened upon the inner side , and the windows +were blocked by old - fashioned shutters with broad iron bars , +which were secured every night . The walls were carefully sounded , +and were shown to be quite solid all round , and the flooring was +also thoroughly examined , with the same result . The chimney is +wide , but is barred up by four large staples . It is certain , +therefore , that my sister was quite alone when she met her end . +Besides , there were no marks of any violence upon her " + +" How about poison " + +" The doctors examined her for it , but without success " + +" What do you think that this unfortunate lady died of , then " + +" It is my belief that she died of pure fear and nervous shock , +though what it was that frightened her I cannot imagine " + +" Were there gipsies in the plantation at the time " + +" Yes , there are nearly always some there " + +" Ah , and what did you gather from this allusion to a band - a +speckled band " + +" Sometimes I have thought that it was merely the wild talk of +delirium , sometimes that it may have referred to some band of +people , perhaps to these very gipsies in the plantation . I do not +know whether the spotted handkerchiefs which so many of them wear +over their heads might have suggested the strange adjective which +she used " + +Holmes shook his head like a man who is far from being satisfied . + +" These are very deep waters " said he ; " pray go on with your +narrative " + +" Two years have passed since then , and my life has been until +lately lonelier than ever . A month ago , however , a dear friend , +whom I have known for many years , has done me the honour to ask +my hand in marriage . His name is Armitage - Percy Armitage - the +second son of Mr . Armitage , of Crane Water , near Reading . My +stepfather has offered no opposition to the match , and we are to +be married in the course of the spring . Two days ago some repairs +were started in the west wing of the building , and my bedroom +wall has been pierced , so that I have had to move into the +chamber in which my sister died , and to sleep in the very bed in +which she slept . Imagine , then , my thrill of terror when last +night , as I lay awake , thinking over her terrible fate , I +suddenly heard in the silence of the night the low whistle which +had been the herald of her own death . I sprang up and lit the +lamp , but nothing was to be seen in the room . I was too shaken to +go to bed again , however , so I dressed , and as soon as it was +daylight I slipped down , got a dog - cart at the Crown Inn , which +is opposite , and drove to Leatherhead , from whence I have come on +this morning with the one object of seeing you and asking your +advice " + +" You have done wisely " said my friend . " But have you told me +all " + +" Yes , all " + +" Miss Roylott , you have not . You are screening your stepfather " + +" Why , what do you mean " + +For answer Holmes pushed back the frill of black lace which +fringed the hand that lay upon our visitor's knee . Five little +livid spots , the marks of four fingers and a thumb , were printed +upon the white wrist . + +" You have been cruelly used " said Holmes . + +The lady coloured deeply and covered over her injured wrist . " He +is a hard man " she said , " and perhaps he hardly knows his own +strength " + +There was a long silence , during which Holmes leaned his chin +upon his hands and stared into the crackling fire . + +" This is a very deep business " he said at last . " There are a +thousand details which I should desire to know before I decide +upon our course of action . Yet we have not a moment to lose . If +we were to come to Stoke Moran to - day , would it be possible for +us to see over these rooms without the knowledge of your +stepfather " + +" As it happens , he spoke of coming into town to - day upon some +most important business . It is probable that he will be away all +day , and that there would be nothing to disturb you . We have a +housekeeper now , but she is old and foolish , and I could easily +get her out of the way " + +" Excellent . You are not averse to this trip , Watson " + +" By no means " + +" Then we shall both come . What are you going to do yourself " + +" I have one or two things which I would wish to do now that I am +in town . But I shall return by the twelve o'clock train , so as to +be there in time for your coming " + +" And you may expect us early in the afternoon . I have myself some +small business matters to attend to . Will you not wait and +breakfast " + +" No , I must go . My heart is lightened already since I have +confided my trouble to you . I shall look forward to seeing you +again this afternoon " She dropped her thick black veil over her +face and glided from the room . + +" And what do you think of it all , Watson " asked Sherlock Holmes , +leaning back in his chair . + +" It seems to me to be a most dark and sinister business " + +" Dark enough and sinister enough " + +" Yet if the lady is correct in saying that the flooring and walls +are sound , and that the door , window , and chimney are impassable , +then her sister must have been undoubtedly alone when she met her +mysterious end " + +" What becomes , then , of these nocturnal whistles , and what of the +very peculiar words of the dying woman " + +" I cannot think " + +" When you combine the ideas of whistles at night , the presence of +a band of gipsies who are on intimate terms with this old doctor , +the fact that we have every reason to believe that the doctor has +an interest in preventing his stepdaughter's marriage , the dying +allusion to a band , and , finally , the fact that Miss Helen Stoner +heard a metallic clang , which might have been caused by one of +those metal bars that secured the shutters falling back into its +place , I think that there is good ground to think that the +mystery may be cleared along those lines " + +" But what , then , did the gipsies do " + +" I cannot imagine " + +" I see many objections to any such theory " + +" And so do I . It is precisely for that reason that we are going +to Stoke Moran this day . I want to see whether the objections are +fatal , or if they may be explained away . But what in the name of +the devil " + +The ejaculation had been drawn from my companion by the fact that +our door had been suddenly dashed open , and that a huge man had +framed himself in the aperture . His costume was a peculiar +mixture of the professional and of the agricultural , having a +black top - hat , a long frock - coat , and a pair of high gaiters , +with a hunting - crop swinging in his hand . So tall was he that his +hat actually brushed the cross bar of the doorway , and his +breadth seemed to span it across from side to side . A large face , +seared with a thousand wrinkles , burned yellow with the sun , and +marked with every evil passion , was turned from one to the other +of us , while his deep - set , bile - shot eyes , and his high , thin , +fleshless nose , gave him somewhat the resemblance to a fierce old +bird of prey . + +" Which of you is Holmes " asked this apparition . + +" My name , sir ; but you have the advantage of me " said my +companion quietly . + +" I am Dr . Grimesby Roylott , of Stoke Moran " + +" Indeed , Doctor " said Holmes blandly . " Pray take a seat " + +" I will do nothing of the kind . My stepdaughter has been here . I +have traced her . What has she been saying to you " + +" It is a little cold for the time of the year " said Holmes . + +" What has she been saying to you " screamed the old man +furiously . + +" But I have heard that the crocuses promise well " continued my +companion imperturbably . + +" Ha ! You put me off , do you " said our new visitor , taking a step +forward and shaking his hunting - crop . " I know you , you scoundrel ! +I have heard of you before . You are Holmes , the meddler " + +My friend smiled . + +" Holmes , the busybody " + +His smile broadened . + +" Holmes , the Scotland Yard Jack - in - office " + +Holmes chuckled heartily . " Your conversation is most +entertaining " said he . " When you go out close the door , for +there is a decided draught " + +" I will go when I have said my say . Don't you dare to meddle with +my affairs . I know that Miss Stoner has been here . I traced her ! +I am a dangerous man to fall foul of ! See here " He stepped +swiftly forward , seized the poker , and bent it into a curve with +his huge brown hands . + +" See that you keep yourself out of my grip " he snarled , and +hurling the twisted poker into the fireplace he strode out of the +room . + +" He seems a very amiable person " said Holmes , laughing . " I am +not quite so bulky , but if he had remained I might have shown him +that my grip was not much more feeble than his own " As he spoke +he picked up the steel poker and , with a sudden effort , +straightened it out again . + +" Fancy his having the insolence to confound me with the official +detective force ! This incident gives zest to our investigation , +however , and I only trust that our little friend will not suffer +from her imprudence in allowing this brute to trace her . And now , +Watson , we shall order breakfast , and afterwards I shall walk +down to Doctors ' Commons , where I hope to get some data which may +help us in this matter " + + +It was nearly one o'clock when Sherlock Holmes returned from his +excursion . He held in his hand a sheet of blue paper , scrawled +over with notes and figures . + +" I have seen the will of the deceased wife " said he . " To +determine its exact meaning I have been obliged to work out the +present prices of the investments with which it is concerned . The +total income , which at the time of the wife's death was little +short of 1100 pounds , is now , through the fall in agricultural +prices , not more than 750 pounds . Each daughter can claim an +income of 250 pounds , in case of marriage . It is evident , +therefore , that if both girls had married , this beauty would have +had a mere pittance , while even one of them would cripple him to +a very serious extent . My morning's work has not been wasted , +since it has proved that he has the very strongest motives for +standing in the way of anything of the sort . And now , Watson , +this is too serious for dawdling , especially as the old man is +aware that we are interesting ourselves in his affairs ; so if you +are ready , we shall call a cab and drive to Waterloo . I should be +very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your +pocket . An Eley's No . 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen +who can twist steel pokers into knots . That and a tooth - brush +are , I think , all that we need " + +At Waterloo we were fortunate in catching a train for +Leatherhead , where we hired a trap at the station inn and drove +for four or five miles through the lovely Surrey lanes . It was a +perfect day , with a bright sun and a few fleecy clouds in the +heavens . The trees and wayside hedges were just throwing out +their first green shoots , and the air was full of the pleasant +smell of the moist earth . To me at least there was a strange +contrast between the sweet promise of the spring and this +sinister quest upon which we were engaged . My companion sat in +the front of the trap , his arms folded , his hat pulled down over +his eyes , and his chin sunk upon his breast , buried in the +deepest thought . Suddenly , however , he started , tapped me on the +shoulder , and pointed over the meadows . + +" Look there " said he . + +A heavily timbered park stretched up in a gentle slope , +thickening into a grove at the highest point . From amid the +branches there jutted out the grey gables and high roof - tree of a +very old mansion . + +" Stoke Moran " said he . + +" Yes , sir , that be the house of Dr . Grimesby Roylott " remarked +the driver . + +" There is some building going on there " said Holmes ; " that is +where we are going " + +" There's the village " said the driver , pointing to a cluster of +roofs some distance to the left ; " but if you want to get to the +house , you ' ll find it shorter to get over this stile , and so by +the foot - path over the fields . There it is , where the lady is +walking " + +" And the lady , I fancy , is Miss Stoner " observed Holmes , shading +his eyes . " Yes , I think we had better do as you suggest " + +We got off , paid our fare , and the trap rattled back on its way +to Leatherhead . + +" I thought it as well " said Holmes as we climbed the stile , +" that this fellow should think we had come here as architects , or +on some definite business . It may stop his gossip . +Good - afternoon , Miss Stoner . You see that we have been as good as +our word " + +Our client of the morning had hurried forward to meet us with a +face which spoke her joy . " I have been waiting so eagerly for +you " she cried , shaking hands with us warmly . " All has turned +out splendidly . Dr . Roylott has gone to town , and it is unlikely +that he will be back before evening " + +" We have had the pleasure of making the doctor's acquaintance " +said Holmes , and in a few words he sketched out what had +occurred . Miss Stoner turned white to the lips as she listened . + +" Good heavens " she cried , " he has followed me , then " + +" So it appears " + +" He is so cunning that I never know when I am safe from him . What +will he say when he returns " + +" He must guard himself , for he may find that there is someone +more cunning than himself upon his track . You must lock yourself +up from him to - night . If he is violent , we shall take you away to +your aunt's at Harrow . Now , we must make the best use of our +time , so kindly take us at once to the rooms which we are to +examine " + +The building was of grey , lichen - blotched stone , with a high +central portion and two curving wings , like the claws of a crab , +thrown out on each side . In one of these wings the windows were +broken and blocked with wooden boards , while the roof was partly +caved in , a picture of ruin . The central portion was in little +better repair , but the right - hand block was comparatively modern , +and the blinds in the windows , with the blue smoke curling up +from the chimneys , showed that this was where the family resided . +Some scaffolding had been erected against the end wall , and the +stone - work had been broken into , but there were no signs of any +workmen at the moment of our visit . Holmes walked slowly up and +down the ill - trimmed lawn and examined with deep attention the +outsides of the windows . + +" This , I take it , belongs to the room in which you used to sleep , +the centre one to your sister's , and the one next to the main +building to Dr . Roylott's chamber " + +" Exactly so . But I am now sleeping in the middle one " + +" Pending the alterations , as I understand . By the way , there does +not seem to be any very pressing need for repairs at that end +wall " + +" There were none . I believe that it was an excuse to move me from +my room " + +" Ah ! that is suggestive . Now , on the other side of this narrow +wing runs the corridor from which these three rooms open . There +are windows in it , of course " + +" Yes , but very small ones . Too narrow for anyone to pass +through " + +" As you both locked your doors at night , your rooms were +unapproachable from that side . Now , would you have the kindness +to go into your room and bar your shutters " + +Miss Stoner did so , and Holmes , after a careful examination +through the open window , endeavoured in every way to force the +shutter open , but without success . There was no slit through +which a knife could be passed to raise the bar . Then with his +lens he tested the hinges , but they were of solid iron , built +firmly into the massive masonry . " Hum " said he , scratching his +chin in some perplexity , " my theory certainly presents some +difficulties . No one could pass these shutters if they were +bolted . Well , we shall see if the inside throws any light upon +the matter " + +A small side door led into the whitewashed corridor from which +the three bedrooms opened . Holmes refused to examine the third +chamber , so we passed at once to the second , that in which Miss +Stoner was now sleeping , and in which her sister had met with her +fate . It was a homely little room , with a low ceiling and a +gaping fireplace , after the fashion of old country - houses . A +brown chest of drawers stood in one corner , a narrow +white - counterpaned bed in another , and a dressing - table on the +left - hand side of the window . These articles , with two small +wicker - work chairs , made up all the furniture in the room save +for a square of Wilton carpet in the centre . The boards round and +the panelling of the walls were of brown , worm - eaten oak , so old +and discoloured that it may have dated from the original building +of the house . Holmes drew one of the chairs into a corner and sat +silent , while his eyes travelled round and round and up and down , +taking in every detail of the apartment . + +" Where does that bell communicate with " he asked at last +pointing to a thick bell - rope which hung down beside the bed , the +tassel actually lying upon the pillow . + +" It goes to the housekeeper's room " + +" It looks newer than the other things " + +" Yes , it was only put there a couple of years ago " + +" Your sister asked for it , I suppose " + +" No , I never heard of her using it . We used always to get what we +wanted for ourselves " + +" Indeed , it seemed unnecessary to put so nice a bell - pull there . +You will excuse me for a few minutes while I satisfy myself as to +this floor " He threw himself down upon his face with his lens in +his hand and crawled swiftly backward and forward , examining +minutely the cracks between the boards . Then he did the same with +the wood - work with which the chamber was panelled . Finally he +walked over to the bed and spent some time in staring at it and +in running his eye up and down the wall . Finally he took the +bell - rope in his hand and gave it a brisk tug . + +" Why , it's a dummy " said he . + +" Won't it ring " + +" No , it is not even attached to a wire . This is very interesting . +You can see now that it is fastened to a hook just above where +the little opening for the ventilator is " + +" How very absurd ! I never noticed that before " + +" Very strange " muttered Holmes , pulling at the rope . " There are +one or two very singular points about this room . For example , +what a fool a builder must be to open a ventilator into another +room , when , with the same trouble , he might have communicated +with the outside air " + +" That is also quite modern " said the lady . + +" Done about the same time as the bell - rope " remarked Holmes . + +" Yes , there were several little changes carried out about that +time " + +" They seem to have been of a most interesting character - dummy +bell - ropes , and ventilators which do not ventilate . With your +permission , Miss Stoner , we shall now carry our researches into +the inner apartment " + +Dr . Grimesby Roylott's chamber was larger than that of his +step - daughter , but was as plainly furnished . A camp - bed , a small +wooden shelf full of books , mostly of a technical character , an +armchair beside the bed , a plain wooden chair against the wall , a +round table , and a large iron safe were the principal things +which met the eye . Holmes walked slowly round and examined each +and all of them with the keenest interest . + +" What's in here " he asked , tapping the safe . + +" My stepfather's business papers " + +" Oh ! you have seen inside , then " + +" Only once , some years ago . I remember that it was full of +papers " + +" There isn't a cat in it , for example " + +" No . What a strange idea " + +" Well , look at this " He took up a small saucer of milk which +stood on the top of it . + +" No ; we don't keep a cat . But there is a cheetah and a baboon " + +" Ah , yes , of course ! Well , a cheetah is just a big cat , and yet a +saucer of milk does not go very far in satisfying its wants , I +daresay . There is one point which I should wish to determine " He +squatted down in front of the wooden chair and examined the seat +of it with the greatest attention . + +" Thank you . That is quite settled " said he , rising and putting +his lens in his pocket . " Hullo ! Here is something interesting " + +The object which had caught his eye was a small dog lash hung on +one corner of the bed . The lash , however , was curled upon itself +and tied so as to make a loop of whipcord . + +" What do you make of that , Watson " + +" It's a common enough lash . But I don't know why it should be +tied " + +" That is not quite so common , is it ? Ah , me ! it's a wicked world , +and when a clever man turns his brains to crime it is the worst +of all . I think that I have seen enough now , Miss Stoner , and +with your permission we shall walk out upon the lawn " + +I had never seen my friend's face so grim or his brow so dark as +it was when we turned from the scene of this investigation . We +had walked several times up and down the lawn , neither Miss +Stoner nor myself liking to break in upon his thoughts before he +roused himself from his reverie . + +" It is very essential , Miss Stoner " said he , " that you should +absolutely follow my advice in every respect " + +" I shall most certainly do so " + +" The matter is too serious for any hesitation . Your life may +depend upon your compliance " + +" I assure you that I am in your hands " + +" In the first place , both my friend and I must spend the night in +your room " + +Both Miss Stoner and I gazed at him in astonishment . + +" Yes , it must be so . Let me explain . I believe that that is the +village inn over there " + +" Yes , that is the Crown " + +" Very good . Your windows would be visible from there " + +" Certainly " + +" You must confine yourself to your room , on pretence of a +headache , when your stepfather comes back . Then when you hear him +retire for the night , you must open the shutters of your window , +undo the hasp , put your lamp there as a signal to us , and then +withdraw quietly with everything which you are likely to want +into the room which you used to occupy . I have no doubt that , in +spite of the repairs , you could manage there for one night " + +" Oh , yes , easily " + +" The rest you will leave in our hands " + +" But what will you do " + +" We shall spend the night in your room , and we shall investigate +the cause of this noise which has disturbed you " + +" I believe , Mr . Holmes , that you have already made up your mind " +said Miss Stoner , laying her hand upon my companion's sleeve . + +" Perhaps I have " + +" Then , for pity's sake , tell me what was the cause of my sister's +death " + +" I should prefer to have clearer proofs before I speak " + +" You can at least tell me whether my own thought is correct , and +if she died from some sudden fright " + +" No , I do not think so . I think that there was probably some more +tangible cause . And now , Miss Stoner , we must leave you for if +Dr . Roylott returned and saw us our journey would be in vain . +Good - bye , and be brave , for if you will do what I have told you , +you may rest assured that we shall soon drive away the dangers +that threaten you " + +Sherlock Holmes and I had no difficulty in engaging a bedroom and +sitting - room at the Crown Inn . They were on the upper floor , and +from our window we could command a view of the avenue gate , and +of the inhabited wing of Stoke Moran Manor House . At dusk we saw +Dr . Grimesby Roylott drive past , his huge form looming up beside +the little figure of the lad who drove him . The boy had some +slight difficulty in undoing the heavy iron gates , and we heard +the hoarse roar of the doctor's voice and saw the fury with which +he shook his clinched fists at him . The trap drove on , and a few +minutes later we saw a sudden light spring up among the trees as +the lamp was lit in one of the sitting - rooms . + +" Do you know , Watson " said Holmes as we sat together in the +gathering darkness , " I have really some scruples as to taking you +to - night . There is a distinct element of danger " + +" Can I be of assistance " + +" Your presence might be invaluable " + +" Then I shall certainly come " + +" It is very kind of you " + +" You speak of danger . You have evidently seen more in these rooms +than was visible to me " + +" No , but I fancy that I may have deduced a little more . I imagine +that you saw all that I did " + +" I saw nothing remarkable save the bell - rope , and what purpose +that could answer I confess is more than I can imagine " + +" You saw the ventilator , too " + +" Yes , but I do not think that it is such a very unusual thing to +have a small opening between two rooms . It was so small that a +rat could hardly pass through " + +" I knew that we should find a ventilator before ever we came to +Stoke Moran " + +" My dear Holmes " + +" Oh , yes , I did . You remember in her statement she said that her +sister could smell Dr . Roylott's cigar . Now , of course that +suggested at once that there must be a communication between the +two rooms . It could only be a small one , or it would have been +remarked upon at the coroner's inquiry . I deduced a ventilator " + +" But what harm can there be in that " + +" Well , there is at least a curious coincidence of dates . A +ventilator is made , a cord is hung , and a lady who sleeps in the +bed dies . Does not that strike you " + +" I cannot as yet see any connection " + +" Did you observe anything very peculiar about that bed " + +" No " + +" It was clamped to the floor . Did you ever see a bed fastened +like that before " + +" I cannot say that I have " + +" The lady could not move her bed . It must always be in the same +relative position to the ventilator and to the rope - or so we may +call it , since it was clearly never meant for a bell - pull " + +" Holmes " I cried , " I seem to see dimly what you are hinting at . +We are only just in time to prevent some subtle and horrible +crime " + +" Subtle enough and horrible enough . When a doctor does go wrong +he is the first of criminals . He has nerve and he has knowledge . +Palmer and Pritchard were among the heads of their profession . +This man strikes even deeper , but I think , Watson , that we shall +be able to strike deeper still . But we shall have horrors enough +before the night is over ; for goodness ' sake let us have a quiet +pipe and turn our minds for a few hours to something more +cheerful " + + +About nine o'clock the light among the trees was extinguished , +and all was dark in the direction of the Manor House . Two hours +passed slowly away , and then , suddenly , just at the stroke of +eleven , a single bright light shone out right in front of us . + +" That is our signal " said Holmes , springing to his feet ; " it +comes from the middle window " + +As we passed out he exchanged a few words with the landlord , +explaining that we were going on a late visit to an acquaintance , +and that it was possible that we might spend the night there . A +moment later we were out on the dark road , a chill wind blowing +in our faces , and one yellow light twinkling in front of us +through the gloom to guide us on our sombre errand . + +There was little difficulty in entering the grounds , for +unrepaired breaches gaped in the old park wall . Making our way +among the trees , we reached the lawn , crossed it , and were about +to enter through the window when out from a clump of laurel +bushes there darted what seemed to be a hideous and distorted +child , who threw itself upon the grass with writhing limbs and +then ran swiftly across the lawn into the darkness . + +" My God " I whispered ; " did you see it " + +Holmes was for the moment as startled as I . His hand closed like +a vice upon my wrist in his agitation . Then he broke into a low +laugh and put his lips to my ear . + +" It is a nice household " he murmured . " That is the baboon " + +I had forgotten the strange pets which the doctor affected . There +was a cheetah , too ; perhaps we might find it upon our shoulders +at any moment . I confess that I felt easier in my mind when , +after following Holmes ' example and slipping off my shoes , I +found myself inside the bedroom . My companion noiselessly closed +the shutters , moved the lamp onto the table , and cast his eyes +round the room . All was as we had seen it in the daytime . Then +creeping up to me and making a trumpet of his hand , he whispered +into my ear again so gently that it was all that I could do to +distinguish the words : + +" The least sound would be fatal to our plans " + +I nodded to show that I had heard . + +" We must sit without light . He would see it through the +ventilator " + +I nodded again . + +" Do not go asleep ; your very life may depend upon it . Have your +pistol ready in case we should need it . I will sit on the side of +the bed , and you in that chair " + +I took out my revolver and laid it on the corner of the table . + +Holmes had brought up a long thin cane , and this he placed upon +the bed beside him . By it he laid the box of matches and the +stump of a candle . Then he turned down the lamp , and we were left +in darkness . + +How shall I ever forget that dreadful vigil ? I could not hear a +sound , not even the drawing of a breath , and yet I knew that my +companion sat open - eyed , within a few feet of me , in the same +state of nervous tension in which I was myself . The shutters cut +off the least ray of light , and we waited in absolute darkness . + +From outside came the occasional cry of a night - bird , and once at +our very window a long drawn catlike whine , which told us that +the cheetah was indeed at liberty . Far away we could hear the +deep tones of the parish clock , which boomed out every quarter of +an hour . How long they seemed , those quarters ! Twelve struck , and +one and two and three , and still we sat waiting silently for +whatever might befall . + +Suddenly there was the momentary gleam of a light up in the +direction of the ventilator , which vanished immediately , but was +succeeded by a strong smell of burning oil and heated metal . +Someone in the next room had lit a dark - lantern . I heard a gentle +sound of movement , and then all was silent once more , though the +smell grew stronger . For half an hour I sat with straining ears . +Then suddenly another sound became audible - a very gentle , +soothing sound , like that of a small jet of steam escaping +continually from a kettle . The instant that we heard it , Holmes +sprang from the bed , struck a match , and lashed furiously with +his cane at the bell - pull . + +" You see it , Watson " he yelled . " You see it " + +But I saw nothing . At the moment when Holmes struck the light I +heard a low , clear whistle , but the sudden glare flashing into my +weary eyes made it impossible for me to tell what it was at which +my friend lashed so savagely . I could , however , see that his face +was deadly pale and filled with horror and loathing . He had +ceased to strike and was gazing up at the ventilator when +suddenly there broke from the silence of the night the most +horrible cry to which I have ever listened . It swelled up louder +and louder , a hoarse yell of pain and fear and anger all mingled +in the one dreadful shriek . They say that away down in the +village , and even in the distant parsonage , that cry raised the +sleepers from their beds . It struck cold to our hearts , and I +stood gazing at Holmes , and he at me , until the last echoes of it +had died away into the silence from which it rose . + +" What can it mean " I gasped . + +" It means that it is all over " Holmes answered . " And perhaps , +after all , it is for the best . Take your pistol , and we will +enter Dr . Roylott's room " + +With a grave face he lit the lamp and led the way down the +corridor . Twice he struck at the chamber door without any reply +from within . Then he turned the handle and entered , I at his +heels , with the cocked pistol in my hand . + +It was a singular sight which met our eyes . On the table stood a +dark - lantern with the shutter half open , throwing a brilliant +beam of light upon the iron safe , the door of which was ajar . +Beside this table , on the wooden chair , sat Dr . Grimesby Roylott +clad in a long grey dressing - gown , his bare ankles protruding +beneath , and his feet thrust into red heelless Turkish slippers . +Across his lap lay the short stock with the long lash which we +had noticed during the day . His chin was cocked upward and his +eyes were fixed in a dreadful , rigid stare at the corner of the +ceiling . Round his brow he had a peculiar yellow band , with +brownish speckles , which seemed to be bound tightly round his +head . As we entered he made neither sound nor motion . + +" The band ! the speckled band " whispered Holmes . + +I took a step forward . In an instant his strange headgear began +to move , and there reared itself from among his hair the squat +diamond - shaped head and puffed neck of a loathsome serpent . + +" It is a swamp adder " cried Holmes ; " the deadliest snake in +India . He has died within ten seconds of being bitten . Violence +does , in truth , recoil upon the violent , and the schemer falls +into the pit which he digs for another . Let us thrust this +creature back into its den , and we can then remove Miss Stoner to +some place of shelter and let the county police know what has +happened " + +As he spoke he drew the dog - whip swiftly from the dead man's lap , +and throwing the noose round the reptile's neck he drew it from +its horrid perch and , carrying it at arm's length , threw it into +the iron safe , which he closed upon it . + +Such are the true facts of the death of Dr . Grimesby Roylott , of +Stoke Moran . It is not necessary that I should prolong a +narrative which has already run to too great a length by telling +how we broke the sad news to the terrified girl , how we conveyed +her by the morning train to the care of her good aunt at Harrow , +of how the slow process of official inquiry came to the +conclusion that the doctor met his fate while indiscreetly +playing with a dangerous pet . The little which I had yet to learn +of the case was told me by Sherlock Holmes as we travelled back +next day . + +" I had " said he , " come to an entirely erroneous conclusion which +shows , my dear Watson , how dangerous it always is to reason from +insufficient data . The presence of the gipsies , and the use of +the word ' band ' which was used by the poor girl , no doubt , to +explain the appearance which she had caught a hurried glimpse of +by the light of her match , were sufficient to put me upon an +entirely wrong scent . I can only claim the merit that I instantly +reconsidered my position when , however , it became clear to me +that whatever danger threatened an occupant of the room could not +come either from the window or the door . My attention was +speedily drawn , as I have already remarked to you , to this +ventilator , and to the bell - rope which hung down to the bed . The +discovery that this was a dummy , and that the bed was clamped to +the floor , instantly gave rise to the suspicion that the rope was +there as a bridge for something passing through the hole and +coming to the bed . The idea of a snake instantly occurred to me , +and when I coupled it with my knowledge that the doctor was +furnished with a supply of creatures from India , I felt that I +was probably on the right track . The idea of using a form of +poison which could not possibly be discovered by any chemical +test was just such a one as would occur to a clever and ruthless +man who had had an Eastern training . The rapidity with which such +a poison would take effect would also , from his point of view , be +an advantage . It would be a sharp - eyed coroner , indeed , who could +distinguish the two little dark punctures which would show where +the poison fangs had done their work . Then I thought of the +whistle . Of course he must recall the snake before the morning +light revealed it to the victim . He had trained it , probably by +the use of the milk which we saw , to return to him when summoned . +He would put it through this ventilator at the hour that he +thought best , with the certainty that it would crawl down the +rope and land on the bed . It might or might not bite the +occupant , perhaps she might escape every night for a week , but +sooner or later she must fall a victim . + +" I had come to these conclusions before ever I had entered his +room . An inspection of his chair showed me that he had been in +the habit of standing on it , which of course would be necessary +in order that he should reach the ventilator . The sight of the +safe , the saucer of milk , and the loop of whipcord were enough to +finally dispel any doubts which may have remained . The metallic +clang heard by Miss Stoner was obviously caused by her stepfather +hastily closing the door of his safe upon its terrible occupant . +Having once made up my mind , you know the steps which I took in +order to put the matter to the proof . I heard the creature hiss +as I have no doubt that you did also , and I instantly lit the +light and attacked it " + +" With the result of driving it through the ventilator " + +" And also with the result of causing it to turn upon its master +at the other side . Some of the blows of my cane came home and +roused its snakish temper , so that it flew upon the first person +it saw . In this way I am no doubt indirectly responsible for Dr . +Grimesby Roylott's death , and I cannot say that it is likely to +weigh very heavily upon my conscience " + + + +IX . THE ADVENTURE OF THE ENGINEER ' S THUMB + +Of all the problems which have been submitted to my friend , Mr . +Sherlock Holmes , for solution during the years of our intimacy , +there were only two which I was the means of introducing to his +notice - that of Mr . Hatherley's thumb , and that of Colonel +Warburton's madness . Of these the latter may have afforded a +finer field for an acute and original observer , but the other was +so strange in its inception and so dramatic in its details that +it may be the more worthy of being placed upon record , even if it +gave my friend fewer openings for those deductive methods of +reasoning by which he achieved such remarkable results . The story +has , I believe , been told more than once in the newspapers , but , +like all such narratives , its effect is much less striking when +set forth en bloc in a single half - column of print than when the +facts slowly evolve before your own eyes , and the mystery clears +gradually away as each new discovery furnishes a step which leads +on to the complete truth . At the time the circumstances made a +deep impression upon me , and the lapse of two years has hardly +served to weaken the effect . + +It was in the summer of ' 89 , not long after my marriage , that the +events occurred which I am now about to summarise . I had returned +to civil practice and had finally abandoned Holmes in his Baker +Street rooms , although I continually visited him and occasionally +even persuaded him to forgo his Bohemian habits so far as to come +and visit us . My practice had steadily increased , and as I +happened to live at no very great distance from Paddington +Station , I got a few patients from among the officials . One of +these , whom I had cured of a painful and lingering disease , was +never weary of advertising my virtues and of endeavouring to send +me on every sufferer over whom he might have any influence . + +One morning , at a little before seven o'clock , I was awakened by +the maid tapping at the door to announce that two men had come +from Paddington and were waiting in the consulting - room . I +dressed hurriedly , for I knew by experience that railway cases +were seldom trivial , and hastened downstairs . As I descended , my +old ally , the guard , came out of the room and closed the door +tightly behind him . + +" I ' ve got him here " he whispered , jerking his thumb over his +shoulder ; " he's all right " + +" What is it , then " I asked , for his manner suggested that it was +some strange creature which he had caged up in my room . + +" It's a new patient " he whispered . " I thought I ' d bring him +round myself ; then he couldn't slip away . There he is , all safe +and sound . I must go now , Doctor ; I have my dooties , just the +same as you " And off he went , this trusty tout , without even +giving me time to thank him . + +I entered my consulting - room and found a gentleman seated by the +table . He was quietly dressed in a suit of heather tweed with a +soft cloth cap which he had laid down upon my books . Round one of +his hands he had a handkerchief wrapped , which was mottled all +over with bloodstains . He was young , not more than +five - and - twenty , I should say , with a strong , masculine face ; but +he was exceedingly pale and gave me the impression of a man who +was suffering from some strong agitation , which it took all his +strength of mind to control . + +" I am sorry to knock you up so early , Doctor " said he , " but I +have had a very serious accident during the night . I came in by +train this morning , and on inquiring at Paddington as to where I +might find a doctor , a worthy fellow very kindly escorted me +here . I gave the maid a card , but I see that she has left it upon +the side - table " + +I took it up and glanced at it . " Mr . Victor Hatherley , hydraulic +engineer , 16A , Victoria Street ( 3rd floor ." That was the name , +style , and abode of my morning visitor . " I regret that I have +kept you waiting " said I , sitting down in my library - chair . " You +are fresh from a night journey , I understand , which is in itself +a monotonous occupation " + +" Oh , my night could not be called monotonous " said he , and +laughed . He laughed very heartily , with a high , ringing note , +leaning back in his chair and shaking his sides . All my medical +instincts rose up against that laugh . + +" Stop it " I cried ; " pull yourself together " and I poured out +some water from a caraffe . + +It was useless , however . He was off in one of those hysterical +outbursts which come upon a strong nature when some great crisis +is over and gone . Presently he came to himself once more , very +weary and pale - looking . + +" I have been making a fool of myself " he gasped . + +" Not at all . Drink this " I dashed some brandy into the water , +and the colour began to come back to his bloodless cheeks . + +" That's better " said he . " And now , Doctor , perhaps you would +kindly attend to my thumb , or rather to the place where my thumb +used to be " + +He unwound the handkerchief and held out his hand . It gave even +my hardened nerves a shudder to look at it . There were four +protruding fingers and a horrid red , spongy surface where the +thumb should have been . It had been hacked or torn right out from +the roots . + +" Good heavens " I cried , " this is a terrible injury . It must have +bled considerably " + +" Yes , it did . I fainted when it was done , and I think that I must +have been senseless for a long time . When I came to I found that +it was still bleeding , so I tied one end of my handkerchief very +tightly round the wrist and braced it up with a twig " + +" Excellent ! You should have been a surgeon " + +" It is a question of hydraulics , you see , and came within my own +province " + +" This has been done " said I , examining the wound , " by a very +heavy and sharp instrument " + +" A thing like a cleaver " said he . + +" An accident , I presume " + +" By no means " + +" What ! a murderous attack " + +" Very murderous indeed " + +" You horrify me " + +I sponged the wound , cleaned it , dressed it , and finally covered +it over with cotton wadding and carbolised bandages . He lay back +without wincing , though he bit his lip from time to time . + +" How is that " I asked when I had finished . + +" Capital ! Between your brandy and your bandage , I feel a new man . +I was very weak , but I have had a good deal to go through " + +" Perhaps you had better not speak of the matter . It is evidently +trying to your nerves " + +" Oh , no , not now . I shall have to tell my tale to the police ; +but , between ourselves , if it were not for the convincing +evidence of this wound of mine , I should be surprised if they +believed my statement , for it is a very extraordinary one , and I +have not much in the way of proof with which to back it up ; and , +even if they believe me , the clues which I can give them are so +vague that it is a question whether justice will be done " + +" Ha " cried I , " if it is anything in the nature of a problem +which you desire to see solved , I should strongly recommend you +to come to my friend , Mr . Sherlock Holmes , before you go to the +official police " + +" Oh , I have heard of that fellow " answered my visitor , " and I +should be very glad if he would take the matter up , though of +course I must use the official police as well . Would you give me +an introduction to him " + +" I ' ll do better . I ' ll take you round to him myself " + +" I should be immensely obliged to you " + +" We ' ll call a cab and go together . We shall just be in time to +have a little breakfast with him . Do you feel equal to it " + +" Yes ; I shall not feel easy until I have told my story " + +" Then my servant will call a cab , and I shall be with you in an +instant " I rushed upstairs , explained the matter shortly to my +wife , and in five minutes was inside a hansom , driving with my +new acquaintance to Baker Street . + +Sherlock Holmes was , as I expected , lounging about his +sitting - room in his dressing - gown , reading the agony column of The +Times and smoking his before - breakfast pipe , which was composed +of all the plugs and dottles left from his smokes of the day +before , all carefully dried and collected on the corner of the +mantelpiece . He received us in his quietly genial fashion , +ordered fresh rashers and eggs , and joined us in a hearty meal . +When it was concluded he settled our new acquaintance upon the +sofa , placed a pillow beneath his head , and laid a glass of +brandy and water within his reach . + +" It is easy to see that your experience has been no common one , +Mr . Hatherley " said he . " Pray , lie down there and make yourself +absolutely at home . Tell us what you can , but stop when you are +tired and keep up your strength with a little stimulant " + +" Thank you " said my patient , " but I have felt another man since +the doctor bandaged me , and I think that your breakfast has +completed the cure . I shall take up as little of your valuable +time as possible , so I shall start at once upon my peculiar +experiences " + +Holmes sat in his big armchair with the weary , heavy - lidded +expression which veiled his keen and eager nature , while I sat +opposite to him , and we listened in silence to the strange story +which our visitor detailed to us . + +" You must know " said he , " that I am an orphan and a bachelor , +residing alone in lodgings in London . By profession I am a +hydraulic engineer , and I have had considerable experience of my +work during the seven years that I was apprenticed to Venner & +Matheson , the well - known firm , of Greenwich . Two years ago , +having served my time , and having also come into a fair sum of +money through my poor father's death , I determined to start in +business for myself and took professional chambers in Victoria +Street . + +" I suppose that everyone finds his first independent start in +business a dreary experience . To me it has been exceptionally so . +During two years I have had three consultations and one small +job , and that is absolutely all that my profession has brought +me . My gross takings amount to 27 pounds 10s . Every day , from +nine in the morning until four in the afternoon , I waited in my +little den , until at last my heart began to sink , and I came to +believe that I should never have any practice at all . + +" Yesterday , however , just as I was thinking of leaving the +office , my clerk entered to say there was a gentleman waiting who +wished to see me upon business . He brought up a card , too , with +the name of ' Colonel Lysander Stark ' engraved upon it . Close at +his heels came the colonel himself , a man rather over the middle +size , but of an exceeding thinness . I do not think that I have +ever seen so thin a man . His whole face sharpened away into nose +and chin , and the skin of his cheeks was drawn quite tense over +his outstanding bones . Yet this emaciation seemed to be his +natural habit , and due to no disease , for his eye was bright , his +step brisk , and his bearing assured . He was plainly but neatly +dressed , and his age , I should judge , would be nearer forty than +thirty . + + ' Mr . Hatherley ' said he , with something of a German accent . +' You have been recommended to me , Mr . Hatherley , as being a man +who is not only proficient in his profession but is also discreet +and capable of preserving a secret ' + +" I bowed , feeling as flattered as any young man would at such an +address . ' May I ask who it was who gave me so good a character ' + + ' Well , perhaps it is better that I should not tell you that just +at this moment . I have it from the same source that you are both +an orphan and a bachelor and are residing alone in London ' + + ' That is quite correct ' I answered ; ' but you will excuse me if +I say that I cannot see how all this bears upon my professional +qualifications . I understand that it was on a professional matter +that you wished to speak to me ' + + ' Undoubtedly so . But you will find that all I say is really to +the point . I have a professional commission for you , but absolute +secrecy is quite essential - absolute secrecy , you understand , and +of course we may expect that more from a man who is alone than +from one who lives in the bosom of his family ' + + ' If I promise to keep a secret ' said I , ' you may absolutely +depend upon my doing so ' + +" He looked very hard at me as I spoke , and it seemed to me that I +had never seen so suspicious and questioning an eye . + + ' Do you promise , then ' said he at last . + + ' Yes , I promise ' + + ' Absolute and complete silence before , during , and after ? No +reference to the matter at all , either in word or writing ' + + ' I have already given you my word ' + + ' Very good ' He suddenly sprang up , and darting like lightning +across the room he flung open the door . The passage outside was +empty . + + ' That's all right ' said he , coming back . ' I know that clerks are +sometimes curious as to their master's affairs . Now we can talk +in safety ' He drew up his chair very close to mine and began to +stare at me again with the same questioning and thoughtful look . + +" A feeling of repulsion , and of something akin to fear had begun +to rise within me at the strange antics of this fleshless man . +Even my dread of losing a client could not restrain me from +showing my impatience . + + ' I beg that you will state your business , sir ' said I ; ' my time +is of value ' Heaven forgive me for that last sentence , but the +words came to my lips . + + ' How would fifty guineas for a night's work suit you ' he asked . + + ' Most admirably ' + + ' I say a night's work , but an hour's would be nearer the mark . I +simply want your opinion about a hydraulic stamping machine which +has got out of gear . If you show us what is wrong we shall soon +set it right ourselves . What do you think of such a commission as +that ' + + ' The work appears to be light and the pay munificent ' + + ' Precisely so . We shall want you to come to - night by the last +train ' + + ' Where to ' + + ' To Eyford , in Berkshire . It is a little place near the borders +of Oxfordshire , and within seven miles of Reading . There is a +train from Paddington which would bring you there at about +11 : 15 ' + + ' Very good ' + + ' I shall come down in a carriage to meet you ' + + ' There is a drive , then ' + + ' Yes , our little place is quite out in the country . It is a good +seven miles from Eyford Station ' + + ' Then we can hardly get there before midnight . I suppose there +would be no chance of a train back . I should be compelled to stop +the night ' + + ' Yes , we could easily give you a shake - down ' + + ' That is very awkward . Could I not come at some more convenient +hour ' + + ' We have judged it best that you should come late . It is to +recompense you for any inconvenience that we are paying to you , a +young and unknown man , a fee which would buy an opinion from the +very heads of your profession . Still , of course , if you would +like to draw out of the business , there is plenty of time to do +so ' + +" I thought of the fifty guineas , and of how very useful they +would be to me . ' Not at all ' said I , ' I shall be very happy to +accommodate myself to your wishes . I should like , however , to +understand a little more clearly what it is that you wish me to +do ' + + ' Quite so . It is very natural that the pledge of secrecy which +we have exacted from you should have aroused your curiosity . I +have no wish to commit you to anything without your having it all +laid before you . I suppose that we are absolutely safe from +eavesdroppers ' + + ' Entirely ' + + ' Then the matter stands thus . You are probably aware that +fuller's - earth is a valuable product , and that it is only found +in one or two places in England ' + + ' I have heard so ' + + ' Some little time ago I bought a small place - a very small +place - within ten miles of Reading . I was fortunate enough to +discover that there was a deposit of fuller's - earth in one of my +fields . On examining it , however , I found that this deposit was a +comparatively small one , and that it formed a link between two +very much larger ones upon the right and left - both of them , +however , in the grounds of my neighbours . These good people were +absolutely ignorant that their land contained that which was +quite as valuable as a gold - mine . Naturally , it was to my +interest to buy their land before they discovered its true value , +but unfortunately I had no capital by which I could do this . I +took a few of my friends into the secret , however , and they +suggested that we should quietly and secretly work our own little +deposit and that in this way we should earn the money which would +enable us to buy the neighbouring fields . This we have now been +doing for some time , and in order to help us in our operations we +erected a hydraulic press . This press , as I have already +explained , has got out of order , and we wish your advice upon the +subject . We guard our secret very jealously , however , and if it +once became known that we had hydraulic engineers coming to our +little house , it would soon rouse inquiry , and then , if the facts +came out , it would be good - bye to any chance of getting these +fields and carrying out our plans . That is why I have made you +promise me that you will not tell a human being that you are +going to Eyford to - night . I hope that I make it all plain ' + + ' I quite follow you ' said I . ' The only point which I could not +quite understand was what use you could make of a hydraulic press +in excavating fuller's - earth , which , as I understand , is dug out +like gravel from a pit ' + + ' Ah ' said he carelessly , ' we have our own process . We compress +the earth into bricks , so as to remove them without revealing +what they are . But that is a mere detail . I have taken you fully +into my confidence now , Mr . Hatherley , and I have shown you how I +trust you ' He rose as he spoke . ' I shall expect you , then , at +Eyford at 11 : 15 ' + + ' I shall certainly be there ' + + ' And not a word to a soul ' He looked at me with a last long , +questioning gaze , and then , pressing my hand in a cold , dank +grasp , he hurried from the room . + +" Well , when I came to think it all over in cool blood I was very +much astonished , as you may both think , at this sudden commission +which had been intrusted to me . On the one hand , of course , I was +glad , for the fee was at least tenfold what I should have asked +had I set a price upon my own services , and it was possible that +this order might lead to other ones . On the other hand , the face +and manner of my patron had made an unpleasant impression upon +me , and I could not think that his explanation of the +fuller's - earth was sufficient to explain the necessity for my +coming at midnight , and his extreme anxiety lest I should tell +anyone of my errand . However , I threw all fears to the winds , ate +a hearty supper , drove to Paddington , and started off , having +obeyed to the letter the injunction as to holding my tongue . + +" At Reading I had to change not only my carriage but my station . +However , I was in time for the last train to Eyford , and I +reached the little dim - lit station after eleven o'clock . I was the +only passenger who got out there , and there was no one upon the +platform save a single sleepy porter with a lantern . As I passed +out through the wicket gate , however , I found my acquaintance of +the morning waiting in the shadow upon the other side . Without a +word he grasped my arm and hurried me into a carriage , the door +of which was standing open . He drew up the windows on either +side , tapped on the wood - work , and away we went as fast as the +horse could go " + +" One horse " interjected Holmes . + +" Yes , only one " + +" Did you observe the colour " + +" Yes , I saw it by the side - lights when I was stepping into the +carriage . It was a chestnut " + +" Tired - looking or fresh " + +" Oh , fresh and glossy " + +" Thank you . I am sorry to have interrupted you . Pray continue +your most interesting statement " + +" Away we went then , and we drove for at least an hour . Colonel +Lysander Stark had said that it was only seven miles , but I +should think , from the rate that we seemed to go , and from the +time that we took , that it must have been nearer twelve . He sat +at my side in silence all the time , and I was aware , more than +once when I glanced in his direction , that he was looking at me +with great intensity . The country roads seem to be not very good +in that part of the world , for we lurched and jolted terribly . I +tried to look out of the windows to see something of where we +were , but they were made of frosted glass , and I could make out +nothing save the occasional bright blur of a passing light . Now +and then I hazarded some remark to break the monotony of the +journey , but the colonel answered only in monosyllables , and the +conversation soon flagged . At last , however , the bumping of the +road was exchanged for the crisp smoothness of a gravel - drive , +and the carriage came to a stand . Colonel Lysander Stark sprang +out , and , as I followed after him , pulled me swiftly into a porch +which gaped in front of us . We stepped , as it were , right out of +the carriage and into the hall , so that I failed to catch the +most fleeting glance of the front of the house . The instant that +I had crossed the threshold the door slammed heavily behind us , +and I heard faintly the rattle of the wheels as the carriage +drove away . + +" It was pitch dark inside the house , and the colonel fumbled +about looking for matches and muttering under his breath . +Suddenly a door opened at the other end of the passage , and a +long , golden bar of light shot out in our direction . It grew +broader , and a woman appeared with a lamp in her hand , which she +held above her head , pushing her face forward and peering at us . +I could see that she was pretty , and from the gloss with which +the light shone upon her dark dress I knew that it was a rich +material . She spoke a few words in a foreign tongue in a tone as +though asking a question , and when my companion answered in a +gruff monosyllable she gave such a start that the lamp nearly +fell from her hand . Colonel Stark went up to her , whispered +something in her ear , and then , pushing her back into the room +from whence she had come , he walked towards me again with the +lamp in his hand . + + ' Perhaps you will have the kindness to wait in this room for a +few minutes ' said he , throwing open another door . It was a +quiet , little , plainly furnished room , with a round table in the +centre , on which several German books were scattered . Colonel +Stark laid down the lamp on the top of a harmonium beside the +door . ' I shall not keep you waiting an instant ' said he , and +vanished into the darkness . + +" I glanced at the books upon the table , and in spite of my +ignorance of German I could see that two of them were treatises +on science , the others being volumes of poetry . Then I walked +across to the window , hoping that I might catch some glimpse of +the country - side , but an oak shutter , heavily barred , was folded +across it . It was a wonderfully silent house . There was an old +clock ticking loudly somewhere in the passage , but otherwise +everything was deadly still . A vague feeling of uneasiness began +to steal over me . Who were these German people , and what were +they doing living in this strange , out - of - the - way place ? And +where was the place ? I was ten miles or so from Eyford , that was +all I knew , but whether north , south , east , or west I had no +idea . For that matter , Reading , and possibly other large towns , +were within that radius , so the place might not be so secluded , +after all . Yet it was quite certain , from the absolute stillness , +that we were in the country . I paced up and down the room , +humming a tune under my breath to keep up my spirits and feeling +that I was thoroughly earning my fifty - guinea fee . + +" Suddenly , without any preliminary sound in the midst of the +utter stillness , the door of my room swung slowly open . The woman +was standing in the aperture , the darkness of the hall behind +her , the yellow light from my lamp beating upon her eager and +beautiful face . I could see at a glance that she was sick with +fear , and the sight sent a chill to my own heart . She held up one +shaking finger to warn me to be silent , and she shot a few +whispered words of broken English at me , her eyes glancing back , +like those of a frightened horse , into the gloom behind her . + + ' I would go ' said she , trying hard , as it seemed to me , to +speak calmly ; ' I would go . I should not stay here . There is no +good for you to do ' + + ' But , madam ' said I , ' I have not yet done what I came for . I +cannot possibly leave until I have seen the machine ' + + ' It is not worth your while to wait ' she went on . ' You can pass +through the door ; no one hinders ' And then , seeing that I smiled +and shook my head , she suddenly threw aside her constraint and +made a step forward , with her hands wrung together . ' For the love +of Heaven ' she whispered , ' get away from here before it is too +late ' + +" But I am somewhat headstrong by nature , and the more ready to +engage in an affair when there is some obstacle in the way . I +thought of my fifty - guinea fee , of my wearisome journey , and of +the unpleasant night which seemed to be before me . Was it all to +go for nothing ? Why should I slink away without having carried +out my commission , and without the payment which was my due ? This +woman might , for all I knew , be a monomaniac . With a stout +bearing , therefore , though her manner had shaken me more than I +cared to confess , I still shook my head and declared my intention +of remaining where I was . She was about to renew her entreaties +when a door slammed overhead , and the sound of several footsteps +was heard upon the stairs . She listened for an instant , threw up +her hands with a despairing gesture , and vanished as suddenly and +as noiselessly as she had come . + +" The newcomers were Colonel Lysander Stark and a short thick man +with a chinchilla beard growing out of the creases of his double +chin , who was introduced to me as Mr . Ferguson . + + ' This is my secretary and manager ' said the colonel . ' By the +way , I was under the impression that I left this door shut just +now . I fear that you have felt the draught ' + + ' On the contrary ' said I , ' I opened the door myself because I +felt the room to be a little close ' + +" He shot one of his suspicious looks at me . ' Perhaps we had +better proceed to business , then ' said he . ' Mr . Ferguson and I +will take you up to see the machine ' + + ' I had better put my hat on , I suppose ' + + ' Oh , no , it is in the house ' + + ' What , you dig fuller's - earth in the house ' + + ' No , no . This is only where we compress it . But never mind that . +All we wish you to do is to examine the machine and to let us +know what is wrong with it ' + +" We went upstairs together , the colonel first with the lamp , the +fat manager and I behind him . It was a labyrinth of an old house , +with corridors , passages , narrow winding staircases , and little +low doors , the thresholds of which were hollowed out by the +generations who had crossed them . There were no carpets and no +signs of any furniture above the ground floor , while the plaster +was peeling off the walls , and the damp was breaking through in +green , unhealthy blotches . I tried to put on as unconcerned an +air as possible , but I had not forgotten the warnings of the +lady , even though I disregarded them , and I kept a keen eye upon +my two companions . Ferguson appeared to be a morose and silent +man , but I could see from the little that he said that he was at +least a fellow - countryman . + +" Colonel Lysander Stark stopped at last before a low door , which +he unlocked . Within was a small , square room , in which the three +of us could hardly get at one time . Ferguson remained outside , +and the colonel ushered me in . + + ' We are now ' said he , ' actually within the hydraulic press , and +it would be a particularly unpleasant thing for us if anyone were +to turn it on . The ceiling of this small chamber is really the +end of the descending piston , and it comes down with the force of +many tons upon this metal floor . There are small lateral columns +of water outside which receive the force , and which transmit and +multiply it in the manner which is familiar to you . The machine +goes readily enough , but there is some stiffness in the working +of it , and it has lost a little of its force . Perhaps you will +have the goodness to look it over and to show us how we can set +it right ' + +" I took the lamp from him , and I examined the machine very +thoroughly . It was indeed a gigantic one , and capable of +exercising enormous pressure . When I passed outside , however , and +pressed down the levers which controlled it , I knew at once by +the whishing sound that there was a slight leakage , which allowed +a regurgitation of water through one of the side cylinders . An +examination showed that one of the india - rubber bands which was +round the head of a driving - rod had shrunk so as not quite to +fill the socket along which it worked . This was clearly the cause +of the loss of power , and I pointed it out to my companions , who +followed my remarks very carefully and asked several practical +questions as to how they should proceed to set it right . When I +had made it clear to them , I returned to the main chamber of the +machine and took a good look at it to satisfy my own curiosity . +It was obvious at a glance that the story of the fuller's - earth +was the merest fabrication , for it would be absurd to suppose +that so powerful an engine could be designed for so inadequate a +purpose . The walls were of wood , but the floor consisted of a +large iron trough , and when I came to examine it I could see a +crust of metallic deposit all over it . I had stooped and was +scraping at this to see exactly what it was when I heard a +muttered exclamation in German and saw the cadaverous face of the +colonel looking down at me . + + ' What are you doing there ' he asked . + +" I felt angry at having been tricked by so elaborate a story as +that which he had told me . ' I was admiring your fuller's - earth ' +said I ; ' I think that I should be better able to advise you as to +your machine if I knew what the exact purpose was for which it +was used ' + +" The instant that I uttered the words I regretted the rashness of +my speech . His face set hard , and a baleful light sprang up in +his grey eyes . + + ' Very well ' said he , ' you shall know all about the machine ' He +took a step backward , slammed the little door , and turned the key +in the lock . I rushed towards it and pulled at the handle , but it +was quite secure , and did not give in the least to my kicks and +shoves . ' Hullo ' I yelled . ' Hullo ! Colonel ! Let me out ' + +" And then suddenly in the silence I heard a sound which sent my +heart into my mouth . It was the clank of the levers and the swish +of the leaking cylinder . He had set the engine at work . The lamp +still stood upon the floor where I had placed it when examining +the trough . By its light I saw that the black ceiling was coming +down upon me , slowly , jerkily , but , as none knew better than +myself , with a force which must within a minute grind me to a +shapeless pulp . I threw myself , screaming , against the door , and +dragged with my nails at the lock . I implored the colonel to let +me out , but the remorseless clanking of the levers drowned my +cries . The ceiling was only a foot or two above my head , and with +my hand upraised I could feel its hard , rough surface . Then it +flashed through my mind that the pain of my death would depend +very much upon the position in which I met it . If I lay on my +face the weight would come upon my spine , and I shuddered to +think of that dreadful snap . Easier the other way , perhaps ; and +yet , had I the nerve to lie and look up at that deadly black +shadow wavering down upon me ? Already I was unable to stand +erect , when my eye caught something which brought a gush of hope +back to my heart . + +" I have said that though the floor and ceiling were of iron , the +walls were of wood . As I gave a last hurried glance around , I saw +a thin line of yellow light between two of the boards , which +broadened and broadened as a small panel was pushed backward . For +an instant I could hardly believe that here was indeed a door +which led away from death . The next instant I threw myself +through , and lay half - fainting upon the other side . The panel had +closed again behind me , but the crash of the lamp , and a few +moments afterwards the clang of the two slabs of metal , told me +how narrow had been my escape . + +" I was recalled to myself by a frantic plucking at my wrist , and +I found myself lying upon the stone floor of a narrow corridor , +while a woman bent over me and tugged at me with her left hand , +while she held a candle in her right . It was the same good friend +whose warning I had so foolishly rejected . + + ' Come ! come ' she cried breathlessly . ' They will be here in a +moment . They will see that you are not there . Oh , do not waste +the so - precious time , but come ' + +" This time , at least , I did not scorn her advice . I staggered to +my feet and ran with her along the corridor and down a winding +stair . The latter led to another broad passage , and just as we +reached it we heard the sound of running feet and the shouting of +two voices , one answering the other from the floor on which we +were and from the one beneath . My guide stopped and looked about +her like one who is at her wit's end . Then she threw open a door +which led into a bedroom , through the window of which the moon +was shining brightly . + + ' It is your only chance ' said she . ' It is high , but it may be +that you can jump it ' + +" As she spoke a light sprang into view at the further end of the +passage , and I saw the lean figure of Colonel Lysander Stark +rushing forward with a lantern in one hand and a weapon like a +butcher's cleaver in the other . I rushed across the bedroom , +flung open the window , and looked out . How quiet and sweet and +wholesome the garden looked in the moonlight , and it could not be +more than thirty feet down . I clambered out upon the sill , but I +hesitated to jump until I should have heard what passed between +my saviour and the ruffian who pursued me . If she were ill - used , +then at any risks I was determined to go back to her assistance . +The thought had hardly flashed through my mind before he was at +the door , pushing his way past her ; but she threw her arms round +him and tried to hold him back . + + ' Fritz ! Fritz ' she cried in English , ' remember your promise +after the last time . You said it should not be again . He will be +silent ! Oh , he will be silent ' + + ' You are mad , Elise ' he shouted , struggling to break away from +her . ' You will be the ruin of us . He has seen too much . Let me +pass , I say ' He dashed her to one side , and , rushing to the +window , cut at me with his heavy weapon . I had let myself go , and +was hanging by the hands to the sill , when his blow fell . I was +conscious of a dull pain , my grip loosened , and I fell into the +garden below . + +" I was shaken but not hurt by the fall ; so I picked myself up and +rushed off among the bushes as hard as I could run , for I +understood that I was far from being out of danger yet . Suddenly , +however , as I ran , a deadly dizziness and sickness came over me . +I glanced down at my hand , which was throbbing painfully , and +then , for the first time , saw that my thumb had been cut off and +that the blood was pouring from my wound . I endeavoured to tie my +handkerchief round it , but there came a sudden buzzing in my +ears , and next moment I fell in a dead faint among the +rose - bushes . + +" How long I remained unconscious I cannot tell . It must have been +a very long time , for the moon had sunk , and a bright morning was +breaking when I came to myself . My clothes were all sodden with +dew , and my coat - sleeve was drenched with blood from my wounded +thumb . The smarting of it recalled in an instant all the +particulars of my night's adventure , and I sprang to my feet with +the feeling that I might hardly yet be safe from my pursuers . But +to my astonishment , when I came to look round me , neither house +nor garden were to be seen . I had been lying in an angle of the +hedge close by the highroad , and just a little lower down was a +long building , which proved , upon my approaching it , to be the +very station at which I had arrived upon the previous night . Were +it not for the ugly wound upon my hand , all that had passed +during those dreadful hours might have been an evil dream . + +" Half dazed , I went into the station and asked about the morning +train . There would be one to Reading in less than an hour . The +same porter was on duty , I found , as had been there when I +arrived . I inquired of him whether he had ever heard of Colonel +Lysander Stark . The name was strange to him . Had he observed a +carriage the night before waiting for me ? No , he had not . Was +there a police - station anywhere near ? There was one about three +miles off . + +" It was too far for me to go , weak and ill as I was . I determined +to wait until I got back to town before telling my story to the +police . It was a little past six when I arrived , so I went first +to have my wound dressed , and then the doctor was kind enough to +bring me along here . I put the case into your hands and shall do +exactly what you advise " + +We both sat in silence for some little time after listening to +this extraordinary narrative . Then Sherlock Holmes pulled down +from the shelf one of the ponderous commonplace books in which he +placed his cuttings . + +" Here is an advertisement which will interest you " said he . " It +appeared in all the papers about a year ago . Listen to this : +' Lost , on the 9th inst , Mr . Jeremiah Hayling , aged +twenty - six , a hydraulic engineer . Left his lodgings at ten +o'clock at night , and has not been heard of since . Was +dressed in ' etc , etc . Ha ! That represents the last time that +the colonel needed to have his machine overhauled , I fancy " + +" Good heavens " cried my patient . " Then that explains what the +girl said " + +" Undoubtedly . It is quite clear that the colonel was a cool and +desperate man , who was absolutely determined that nothing should +stand in the way of his little game , like those out - and - out +pirates who will leave no survivor from a captured ship . Well , +every moment now is precious , so if you feel equal to it we shall +go down to Scotland Yard at once as a preliminary to starting for +Eyford " + +Some three hours or so afterwards we were all in the train +together , bound from Reading to the little Berkshire village . +There were Sherlock Holmes , the hydraulic engineer , Inspector +Bradstreet , of Scotland Yard , a plain - clothes man , and myself . +Bradstreet had spread an ordnance map of the county out upon the +seat and was busy with his compasses drawing a circle with Eyford +for its centre . + +" There you are " said he . " That circle is drawn at a radius of +ten miles from the village . The place we want must be somewhere +near that line . You said ten miles , I think , sir " + +" It was an hour's good drive " + +" And you think that they brought you back all that way when you +were unconscious " + +" They must have done so . I have a confused memory , too , of having +been lifted and conveyed somewhere " + +" What I cannot understand " said I , " is why they should have +spared you when they found you lying fainting in the garden . +Perhaps the villain was softened by the woman's entreaties " + +" I hardly think that likely . I never saw a more inexorable face +in my life " + +" Oh , we shall soon clear up all that " said Bradstreet . " Well , I +have drawn my circle , and I only wish I knew at what point upon +it the folk that we are in search of are to be found " + +" I think I could lay my finger on it " said Holmes quietly . + +" Really , now " cried the inspector , " you have formed your +opinion ! Come , now , we shall see who agrees with you . I say it is +south , for the country is more deserted there " + +" And I say east " said my patient . + +" I am for west " remarked the plain - clothes man . " There are +several quiet little villages up there " + +" And I am for north " said I , " because there are no hills there , +and our friend says that he did not notice the carriage go up +any " + +" Come " cried the inspector , laughing ; " it's a very pretty +diversity of opinion . We have boxed the compass among us . Who do +you give your casting vote to " + +" You are all wrong " + +" But we can't all be " + +" Oh , yes , you can . This is my point " He placed his finger in the +centre of the circle . " This is where we shall find them " + +" But the twelve - mile drive " gasped Hatherley . + +" Six out and six back . Nothing simpler . You say yourself that the +horse was fresh and glossy when you got in . How could it be that +if it had gone twelve miles over heavy roads " + +" Indeed , it is a likely ruse enough " observed Bradstreet +thoughtfully . " Of course there can be no doubt as to the nature +of this gang " + +" None at all " said Holmes . " They are coiners on a large scale , +and have used the machine to form the amalgam which has taken the +place of silver " + +" We have known for some time that a clever gang was at work " +said the inspector . " They have been turning out half - crowns by +the thousand . We even traced them as far as Reading , but could +get no farther , for they had covered their traces in a way that +showed that they were very old hands . But now , thanks to this +lucky chance , I think that we have got them right enough " + +But the inspector was mistaken , for those criminals were not +destined to fall into the hands of justice . As we rolled into +Eyford Station we saw a gigantic column of smoke which streamed +up from behind a small clump of trees in the neighbourhood and +hung like an immense ostrich feather over the landscape . + +" A house on fire " asked Bradstreet as the train steamed off +again on its way . + +" Yes , sir " said the station - master . + +" When did it break out " + +" I hear that it was during the night , sir , but it has got worse , +and the whole place is in a blaze " + +" Whose house is it " + +" Dr . Becher's " + +" Tell me " broke in the engineer , " is Dr . Becher a German , very +thin , with a long , sharp nose " + +The station - master laughed heartily . " No , sir , Dr . Becher is an +Englishman , and there isn't a man in the parish who has a +better - lined waistcoat . But he has a gentleman staying with him , +a patient , as I understand , who is a foreigner , and he looks as +if a little good Berkshire beef would do him no harm " + +The station - master had not finished his speech before we were all +hastening in the direction of the fire . The road topped a low +hill , and there was a great widespread whitewashed building in +front of us , spouting fire at every chink and window , while in +the garden in front three fire - engines were vainly striving to +keep the flames under . + +" That's it " cried Hatherley , in intense excitement . " There is +the gravel - drive , and there are the rose - bushes where I lay . That +second window is the one that I jumped from " + +" Well , at least " said Holmes , " you have had your revenge upon +them . There can be no question that it was your oil - lamp which , +when it was crushed in the press , set fire to the wooden walls , +though no doubt they were too excited in the chase after you to +observe it at the time . Now keep your eyes open in this crowd for +your friends of last night , though I very much fear that they are +a good hundred miles off by now " + +And Holmes ' fears came to be realised , for from that day to this +no word has ever been heard either of the beautiful woman , the +sinister German , or the morose Englishman . Early that morning a +peasant had met a cart containing several people and some very +bulky boxes driving rapidly in the direction of Reading , but +there all traces of the fugitives disappeared , and even Holmes ' +ingenuity failed ever to discover the least clue as to their +whereabouts . + +The firemen had been much perturbed at the strange arrangements +which they had found within , and still more so by discovering a +newly severed human thumb upon a window - sill of the second floor . +About sunset , however , their efforts were at last successful , and +they subdued the flames , but not before the roof had fallen in , +and the whole place been reduced to such absolute ruin that , save +some twisted cylinders and iron piping , not a trace remained of +the machinery which had cost our unfortunate acquaintance so +dearly . Large masses of nickel and of tin were discovered stored +in an out - house , but no coins were to be found , which may have +explained the presence of those bulky boxes which have been +already referred to . + +How our hydraulic engineer had been conveyed from the garden to +the spot where he recovered his senses might have remained +forever a mystery were it not for the soft mould , which told us a +very plain tale . He had evidently been carried down by two +persons , one of whom had remarkably small feet and the other +unusually large ones . On the whole , it was most probable that the +silent Englishman , being less bold or less murderous than his +companion , had assisted the woman to bear the unconscious man out +of the way of danger . + +" Well " said our engineer ruefully as we took our seats to return +once more to London , " it has been a pretty business for me ! I +have lost my thumb and I have lost a fifty - guinea fee , and what +have I gained " + +" Experience " said Holmes , laughing . " Indirectly it may be of +value , you know ; you have only to put it into words to gain the +reputation of being excellent company for the remainder of your +existence " + + + +X . THE ADVENTURE OF THE NOBLE BACHELOR + +The Lord St . Simon marriage , and its curious termination , have +long ceased to be a subject of interest in those exalted circles +in which the unfortunate bridegroom moves . Fresh scandals have +eclipsed it , and their more piquant details have drawn the +gossips away from this four - year - old drama . As I have reason to +believe , however , that the full facts have never been revealed to +the general public , and as my friend Sherlock Holmes had a +considerable share in clearing the matter up , I feel that no +memoir of him would be complete without some little sketch of +this remarkable episode . + +It was a few weeks before my own marriage , during the days when I +was still sharing rooms with Holmes in Baker Street , that he came +home from an afternoon stroll to find a letter on the table +waiting for him . I had remained indoors all day , for the weather +had taken a sudden turn to rain , with high autumnal winds , and +the Jezail bullet which I had brought back in one of my limbs as +a relic of my Afghan campaign throbbed with dull persistence . +With my body in one easy - chair and my legs upon another , I had +surrounded myself with a cloud of newspapers until at last , +saturated with the news of the day , I tossed them all aside and +lay listless , watching the huge crest and monogram upon the +envelope upon the table and wondering lazily who my friend's +noble correspondent could be . + +" Here is a very fashionable epistle " I remarked as he entered . +" Your morning letters , if I remember right , were from a +fish - monger and a tide - waiter " + +" Yes , my correspondence has certainly the charm of variety " he +answered , smiling , " and the humbler are usually the more +interesting . This looks like one of those unwelcome social +summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie " + +He broke the seal and glanced over the contents . + +" Oh , come , it may prove to be something of interest , after all " + +" Not social , then " + +" No , distinctly professional " + +" And from a noble client " + +" One of the highest in England " + +" My dear fellow , I congratulate you " + +" I assure you , Watson , without affectation , that the status of my +client is a matter of less moment to me than the interest of his +case . It is just possible , however , that that also may not be +wanting in this new investigation . You have been reading the +papers diligently of late , have you not " + +" It looks like it " said I ruefully , pointing to a huge bundle in +the corner . " I have had nothing else to do " + +" It is fortunate , for you will perhaps be able to post me up . I +read nothing except the criminal news and the agony column . The +latter is always instructive . But if you have followed recent +events so closely you must have read about Lord St . Simon and his +wedding " + +" Oh , yes , with the deepest interest " + +" That is well . The letter which I hold in my hand is from Lord +St . Simon . I will read it to you , and in return you must turn +over these papers and let me have whatever bears upon the matter . +This is what he says : + + ' MY DEAR MR . SHERLOCK HOLMES -- Lord Backwater tells me that I +may place implicit reliance upon your judgment and discretion . I +have determined , therefore , to call upon you and to consult you +in reference to the very painful event which has occurred in +connection with my wedding . Mr . Lestrade , of Scotland Yard , is +acting already in the matter , but he assures me that he sees no +objection to your co - operation , and that he even thinks that +it might be of some assistance . I will call at four o'clock in +the afternoon , and , should you have any other engagement at that +time , I hope that you will postpone it , as this matter is of +paramount importance . Yours faithfully , ST . SIMON ' + +" It is dated from Grosvenor Mansions , written with a quill pen , +and the noble lord has had the misfortune to get a smear of ink +upon the outer side of his right little finger " remarked Holmes +as he folded up the epistle . + +" He says four o'clock . It is three now . He will be here in an +hour " + +" Then I have just time , with your assistance , to get clear upon +the subject . Turn over those papers and arrange the extracts in +their order of time , while I take a glance as to who our client +is " He picked a red - covered volume from a line of books of +reference beside the mantelpiece . " Here he is " said he , sitting +down and flattening it out upon his knee . " ' Lord Robert Walsingham +de Vere St . Simon , second son of the Duke of Balmoral ' Hum ! ' Arms : +Azure , three caltrops in chief over a fess sable . Born in 1846 ' +He's forty - one years of age , which is mature for marriage . Was +Under - Secretary for the colonies in a late administration . The +Duke , his father , was at one time Secretary for Foreign Affairs . +They inherit Plantagenet blood by direct descent , and Tudor on +the distaff side . Ha ! Well , there is nothing very instructive in +all this . I think that I must turn to you Watson , for something +more solid " + +" I have very little difficulty in finding what I want " said I , +" for the facts are quite recent , and the matter struck me as +remarkable . I feared to refer them to you , however , as I knew +that you had an inquiry on hand and that you disliked the +intrusion of other matters " + +" Oh , you mean the little problem of the Grosvenor Square +furniture van . That is quite cleared up now - though , indeed , it +was obvious from the first . Pray give me the results of your +newspaper selections " + +" Here is the first notice which I can find . It is in the personal +column of the Morning Post , and dates , as you see , some weeks +back : ' A marriage has been arranged ' it says , ' and will , if +rumour is correct , very shortly take place , between Lord Robert +St . Simon , second son of the Duke of Balmoral , and Miss Hatty +Doran , the only daughter of Aloysius Doran . Esq , of San +Francisco , Cal , U . S . A ' That is all " + +" Terse and to the point " remarked Holmes , stretching his long , +thin legs towards the fire . + +" There was a paragraph amplifying this in one of the society +papers of the same week . Ah , here it is : ' There will soon be a +call for protection in the marriage market , for the present +free - trade principle appears to tell heavily against our home +product . One by one the management of the noble houses of Great +Britain is passing into the hands of our fair cousins from across +the Atlantic . An important addition has been made during the last +week to the list of the prizes which have been borne away by +these charming invaders . Lord St . Simon , who has shown himself +for over twenty years proof against the little god's arrows , has +now definitely announced his approaching marriage with Miss Hatty +Doran , the fascinating daughter of a California millionaire . Miss +Doran , whose graceful figure and striking face attracted much +attention at the Westbury House festivities , is an only child , +and it is currently reported that her dowry will run to +considerably over the six figures , with expectancies for the +future . As it is an open secret that the Duke of Balmoral has +been compelled to sell his pictures within the last few years , +and as Lord St . Simon has no property of his own save the small +estate of Birchmoor , it is obvious that the Californian heiress +is not the only gainer by an alliance which will enable her to +make the easy and common transition from a Republican lady to a +British peeress '" + +" Anything else " asked Holmes , yawning . + +" Oh , yes ; plenty . Then there is another note in the Morning Post +to say that the marriage would be an absolutely quiet one , that it +would be at St . George's , Hanover Square , that only half a dozen +intimate friends would be invited , and that the party would +return to the furnished house at Lancaster Gate which has been +taken by Mr . Aloysius Doran . Two days later - that is , on +Wednesday last - there is a curt announcement that the wedding had +taken place , and that the honeymoon would be passed at Lord +Backwater's place , near Petersfield . Those are all the notices +which appeared before the disappearance of the bride " + +" Before the what " asked Holmes with a start . + +" The vanishing of the lady " + +" When did she vanish , then " + +" At the wedding breakfast " + +" Indeed . This is more interesting than it promised to be ; quite +dramatic , in fact " + +" Yes ; it struck me as being a little out of the common " + +" They often vanish before the ceremony , and occasionally during +the honeymoon ; but I cannot call to mind anything quite so prompt +as this . Pray let me have the details " + +" I warn you that they are very incomplete " + +" Perhaps we may make them less so " + +" Such as they are , they are set forth in a single article of a +morning paper of yesterday , which I will read to you . It is +headed , ' Singular Occurrence at a Fashionable Wedding : + + ' The family of Lord Robert St . Simon has been thrown into the +greatest consternation by the strange and painful episodes which +have taken place in connection with his wedding . The ceremony , as +shortly announced in the papers of yesterday , occurred on the +previous morning ; but it is only now that it has been possible to +confirm the strange rumours which have been so persistently +floating about . In spite of the attempts of the friends to hush +the matter up , so much public attention has now been drawn to it +that no good purpose can be served by affecting to disregard what +is a common subject for conversation . + + ' The ceremony , which was performed at St . George's , Hanover +Square , was a very quiet one , no one being present save the +father of the bride , Mr . Aloysius Doran , the Duchess of Balmoral , +Lord Backwater , Lord Eustace and Lady Clara St . Simon ( the +younger brother and sister of the bridegroom , and Lady Alicia +Whittington . The whole party proceeded afterwards to the house of +Mr . Aloysius Doran , at Lancaster Gate , where breakfast had been +prepared . It appears that some little trouble was caused by a +woman , whose name has not been ascertained , who endeavoured to +force her way into the house after the bridal party , alleging +that she had some claim upon Lord St . Simon . It was only after a +painful and prolonged scene that she was ejected by the butler +and the footman . The bride , who had fortunately entered the house +before this unpleasant interruption , had sat down to breakfast +with the rest , when she complained of a sudden indisposition and +retired to her room . Her prolonged absence having caused some +comment , her father followed her , but learned from her maid that +she had only come up to her chamber for an instant , caught up an +ulster and bonnet , and hurried down to the passage . One of the +footmen declared that he had seen a lady leave the house thus +apparelled , but had refused to credit that it was his mistress , +believing her to be with the company . On ascertaining that his +daughter had disappeared , Mr . Aloysius Doran , in conjunction with +the bridegroom , instantly put themselves in communication with +the police , and very energetic inquiries are being made , which +will probably result in a speedy clearing up of this very +singular business . Up to a late hour last night , however , nothing +had transpired as to the whereabouts of the missing lady . There +are rumours of foul play in the matter , and it is said that the +police have caused the arrest of the woman who had caused the +original disturbance , in the belief that , from jealousy or some +other motive , she may have been concerned in the strange +disappearance of the bride '" + +" And is that all " + +" Only one little item in another of the morning papers , but it is +a suggestive one " + +" And it is -" + +" That Miss Flora Millar , the lady who had caused the disturbance , +has actually been arrested . It appears that she was formerly a +danseuse at the Allegro , and that she has known the bridegroom +for some years . There are no further particulars , and the whole +case is in your hands now - so far as it has been set forth in the +public press " + +" And an exceedingly interesting case it appears to be . I would +not have missed it for worlds . But there is a ring at the bell , +Watson , and as the clock makes it a few minutes after four , I +have no doubt that this will prove to be our noble client . Do not +dream of going , Watson , for I very much prefer having a witness , +if only as a check to my own memory " + +" Lord Robert St . Simon " announced our page - boy , throwing open +the door . A gentleman entered , with a pleasant , cultured face , +high - nosed and pale , with something perhaps of petulance about +the mouth , and with the steady , well - opened eye of a man whose +pleasant lot it had ever been to command and to be obeyed . His +manner was brisk , and yet his general appearance gave an undue +impression of age , for he had a slight forward stoop and a little +bend of the knees as he walked . His hair , too , as he swept off +his very curly - brimmed hat , was grizzled round the edges and thin +upon the top . As to his dress , it was careful to the verge of +foppishness , with high collar , black frock - coat , white waistcoat , +yellow gloves , patent - leather shoes , and light - coloured gaiters . +He advanced slowly into the room , turning his head from left to +right , and swinging in his right hand the cord which held his +golden eyeglasses . + +" Good - day , Lord St . Simon " said Holmes , rising and bowing . " Pray +take the basket - chair . This is my friend and colleague , Dr . +Watson . Draw up a little to the fire , and we will talk this +matter over " + +" A most painful matter to me , as you can most readily imagine , +Mr . Holmes . I have been cut to the quick . I understand that you +have already managed several delicate cases of this sort , sir , +though I presume that they were hardly from the same class of +society " + +" No , I am descending " + +" I beg pardon " + +" My last client of the sort was a king " + +" Oh , really ! I had no idea . And which king " + +" The King of Scandinavia " + +" What ! Had he lost his wife " + +" You can understand " said Holmes suavely , " that I extend to the +affairs of my other clients the same secrecy which I promise to +you in yours " + +" Of course ! Very right ! very right ! I ' m sure I beg pardon . As to +my own case , I am ready to give you any information which may +assist you in forming an opinion " + +" Thank you . I have already learned all that is in the public +prints , nothing more . I presume that I may take it as correct - this +article , for example , as to the disappearance of the bride " + +Lord St . Simon glanced over it . " Yes , it is correct , as far as it +goes " + +" But it needs a great deal of supplementing before anyone could +offer an opinion . I think that I may arrive at my facts most +directly by questioning you " + +" Pray do so " + +" When did you first meet Miss Hatty Doran " + +" In San Francisco , a year ago " + +" You were travelling in the States " + +" Yes " + +" Did you become engaged then " + +" No " + +" But you were on a friendly footing " + +" I was amused by her society , and she could see that I was +amused " + +" Her father is very rich " + +" He is said to be the richest man on the Pacific slope " + +" And how did he make his money " + +" In mining . He had nothing a few years ago . Then he struck gold , +invested it , and came up by leaps and bounds " + +" Now , what is your own impression as to the young lady's - your +wife's character " + +The nobleman swung his glasses a little faster and stared down +into the fire . " You see , Mr . Holmes " said he , " my wife was +twenty before her father became a rich man . During that time she +ran free in a mining camp and wandered through woods or +mountains , so that her education has come from Nature rather than +from the schoolmaster . She is what we call in England a tomboy , +with a strong nature , wild and free , unfettered by any sort of +traditions . She is impetuous - volcanic , I was about to say . She +is swift in making up her mind and fearless in carrying out her +resolutions . On the other hand , I would not have given her the +name which I have the honour to bear -- he gave a little stately +cough -" had not I thought her to be at bottom a noble woman . I +believe that she is capable of heroic self - sacrifice and that +anything dishonourable would be repugnant to her " + +" Have you her photograph " + +" I brought this with me " He opened a locket and showed us the +full face of a very lovely woman . It was not a photograph but an +ivory miniature , and the artist had brought out the full effect +of the lustrous black hair , the large dark eyes , and the +exquisite mouth . Holmes gazed long and earnestly at it . Then he +closed the locket and handed it back to Lord St . Simon . + +" The young lady came to London , then , and you renewed your +acquaintance " + +" Yes , her father brought her over for this last London season . I +met her several times , became engaged to her , and have now +married her " + +" She brought , I understand , a considerable dowry " + +" A fair dowry . Not more than is usual in my family " + +" And this , of course , remains to you , since the marriage is a +fait accompli " + +" I really have made no inquiries on the subject " + +" Very naturally not . Did you see Miss Doran on the day before the +wedding " + +" Yes " + +" Was she in good spirits " + +" Never better . She kept talking of what we should do in our +future lives " + +" Indeed ! That is very interesting . And on the morning of the +wedding " + +" She was as bright as possible - at least until after the +ceremony " + +" And did you observe any change in her then " + +" Well , to tell the truth , I saw then the first signs that I had +ever seen that her temper was just a little sharp . The incident +however , was too trivial to relate and can have no possible +bearing upon the case " + +" Pray let us have it , for all that " + +" Oh , it is childish . She dropped her bouquet as we went towards +the vestry . She was passing the front pew at the time , and it +fell over into the pew . There was a moment's delay , but the +gentleman in the pew handed it up to her again , and it did not +appear to be the worse for the fall . Yet when I spoke to her of +the matter , she answered me abruptly ; and in the carriage , on our +way home , she seemed absurdly agitated over this trifling cause " + +" Indeed ! You say that there was a gentleman in the pew . Some of +the general public were present , then " + +" Oh , yes . It is impossible to exclude them when the church is +open " + +" This gentleman was not one of your wife's friends " + +" No , no ; I call him a gentleman by courtesy , but he was quite a +common - looking person . I hardly noticed his appearance . But +really I think that we are wandering rather far from the point " + +" Lady St . Simon , then , returned from the wedding in a less +cheerful frame of mind than she had gone to it . What did she do +on re - entering her father's house " + +" I saw her in conversation with her maid " + +" And who is her maid " + +" Alice is her name . She is an American and came from California +with her " + +" A confidential servant " + +" A little too much so . It seemed to me that her mistress allowed +her to take great liberties . Still , of course , in America they +look upon these things in a different way " + +" How long did she speak to this Alice " + +" Oh , a few minutes . I had something else to think of " + +" You did not overhear what they said " + +" Lady St . Simon said something about ' jumping a claim ' She was +accustomed to use slang of the kind . I have no idea what she +meant " + +" American slang is very expressive sometimes . And what did your +wife do when she finished speaking to her maid " + +" She walked into the breakfast - room " + +" On your arm " + +" No , alone . She was very independent in little matters like that . +Then , after we had sat down for ten minutes or so , she rose +hurriedly , muttered some words of apology , and left the room . She +never came back " + +" But this maid , Alice , as I understand , deposes that she went to +her room , covered her bride's dress with a long ulster , put on a +bonnet , and went out " + +" Quite so . And she was afterwards seen walking into Hyde Park in +company with Flora Millar , a woman who is now in custody , and who +had already made a disturbance at Mr . Doran's house that +morning " + +" Ah , yes . I should like a few particulars as to this young lady , +and your relations to her " + +Lord St . Simon shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows . +" We have been on a friendly footing for some years - I may say on +a very friendly footing . She used to be at the Allegro . I have +not treated her ungenerously , and she had no just cause of +complaint against me , but you know what women are , Mr . Holmes . +Flora was a dear little thing , but exceedingly hot - headed and +devotedly attached to me . She wrote me dreadful letters when she +heard that I was about to be married , and , to tell the truth , the +reason why I had the marriage celebrated so quietly was that I +feared lest there might be a scandal in the church . She came to +Mr . Doran's door just after we returned , and she endeavoured to +push her way in , uttering very abusive expressions towards my +wife , and even threatening her , but I had foreseen the +possibility of something of the sort , and I had two police +fellows there in private clothes , who soon pushed her out again . +She was quiet when she saw that there was no good in making a +row " + +" Did your wife hear all this " + +" No , thank goodness , she did not " + +" And she was seen walking with this very woman afterwards " + +" Yes . That is what Mr . Lestrade , of Scotland Yard , looks upon as +so serious . It is thought that Flora decoyed my wife out and laid +some terrible trap for her " + +" Well , it is a possible supposition " + +" You think so , too " + +" I did not say a probable one . But you do not yourself look upon +this as likely " + +" I do not think Flora would hurt a fly " + +" Still , jealousy is a strange transformer of characters . Pray +what is your own theory as to what took place " + +" Well , really , I came to seek a theory , not to propound one . I +have given you all the facts . Since you ask me , however , I may +say that it has occurred to me as possible that the excitement of +this affair , the consciousness that she had made so immense a +social stride , had the effect of causing some little nervous +disturbance in my wife " + +" In short , that she had become suddenly deranged " + +" Well , really , when I consider that she has turned her back - I +will not say upon me , but upon so much that many have aspired to +without success - I can hardly explain it in any other fashion " + +" Well , certainly that is also a conceivable hypothesis " said +Holmes , smiling . " And now , Lord St . Simon , I think that I have +nearly all my data . May I ask whether you were seated at the +breakfast - table so that you could see out of the window " + +" We could see the other side of the road and the Park " + +" Quite so . Then I do not think that I need to detain you longer . +I shall communicate with you " + +" Should you be fortunate enough to solve this problem " said our +client , rising . + +" I have solved it " + +" Eh ? What was that " + +" I say that I have solved it " + +" Where , then , is my wife " + +" That is a detail which I shall speedily supply " + +Lord St . Simon shook his head . " I am afraid that it will take +wiser heads than yours or mine " he remarked , and bowing in a +stately , old - fashioned manner he departed . + +" It is very good of Lord St . Simon to honour my head by putting +it on a level with his own " said Sherlock Holmes , laughing . " I +think that I shall have a whisky and soda and a cigar after all +this cross - questioning . I had formed my conclusions as to the +case before our client came into the room " + +" My dear Holmes " + +" I have notes of several similar cases , though none , as I +remarked before , which were quite as prompt . My whole examination +served to turn my conjecture into a certainty . Circumstantial +evidence is occasionally very convincing , as when you find a +trout in the milk , to quote Thoreau's example " + +" But I have heard all that you have heard " + +" Without , however , the knowledge of pre - existing cases which +serves me so well . There was a parallel instance in Aberdeen some +years back , and something on very much the same lines at Munich +the year after the Franco - Prussian War . It is one of these +cases - but , hullo , here is Lestrade ! Good - afternoon , Lestrade ! +You will find an extra tumbler upon the sideboard , and there are +cigars in the box " + +The official detective was attired in a pea - jacket and cravat , +which gave him a decidedly nautical appearance , and he carried a +black canvas bag in his hand . With a short greeting he seated +himself and lit the cigar which had been offered to him . + +" What's up , then " asked Holmes with a twinkle in his eye . " You +look dissatisfied " + +" And I feel dissatisfied . It is this infernal St . Simon marriage +case . I can make neither head nor tail of the business " + +" Really ! You surprise me " + +" Who ever heard of such a mixed affair ? Every clue seems to slip +through my fingers . I have been at work upon it all day " + +" And very wet it seems to have made you " said Holmes laying his +hand upon the arm of the pea - jacket . + +" Yes , I have been dragging the Serpentine " + +" In heaven's name , what for " + +" In search of the body of Lady St . Simon " + +Sherlock Holmes leaned back in his chair and laughed heartily . + +" Have you dragged the basin of Trafalgar Square fountain " he +asked . + +" Why ? What do you mean " + +" Because you have just as good a chance of finding this lady in +the one as in the other " + +Lestrade shot an angry glance at my companion . " I suppose you +know all about it " he snarled . + +" Well , I have only just heard the facts , but my mind is made up " + +" Oh , indeed ! Then you think that the Serpentine plays no part in +the matter " + +" I think it very unlikely " + +" Then perhaps you will kindly explain how it is that we found +this in it " He opened his bag as he spoke , and tumbled onto the +floor a wedding - dress of watered silk , a pair of white satin +shoes and a bride's wreath and veil , all discoloured and soaked +in water . " There " said he , putting a new wedding - ring upon the +top of the pile . " There is a little nut for you to crack , Master +Holmes " + +" Oh , indeed " said my friend , blowing blue rings into the air . +" You dragged them from the Serpentine " + +" No . They were found floating near the margin by a park - keeper . +They have been identified as her clothes , and it seemed to me +that if the clothes were there the body would not be far off " + +" By the same brilliant reasoning , every man's body is to be found +in the neighbourhood of his wardrobe . And pray what did you hope +to arrive at through this " + +" At some evidence implicating Flora Millar in the disappearance " + +" I am afraid that you will find it difficult " + +" Are you , indeed , now " cried Lestrade with some bitterness . " I +am afraid , Holmes , that you are not very practical with your +deductions and your inferences . You have made two blunders in as +many minutes . This dress does implicate Miss Flora Millar " + +" And how " + +" In the dress is a pocket . In the pocket is a card - case . In the +card - case is a note . And here is the very note " He slapped it +down upon the table in front of him . " Listen to this : ' You will +see me when all is ready . Come at once . F . H . M ' Now my theory all +along has been that Lady St . Simon was decoyed away by Flora +Millar , and that she , with confederates , no doubt , was +responsible for her disappearance . Here , signed with her +initials , is the very note which was no doubt quietly slipped +into her hand at the door and which lured her within their +reach " + +" Very good , Lestrade " said Holmes , laughing . " You really are +very fine indeed . Let me see it " He took up the paper in a +listless way , but his attention instantly became riveted , and he +gave a little cry of satisfaction . " This is indeed important " +said he . + +" Ha ! you find it so " + +" Extremely so . I congratulate you warmly " + +Lestrade rose in his triumph and bent his head to look . " Why " he +shrieked , " you ' re looking at the wrong side " + +" On the contrary , this is the right side " + +" The right side ? You ' re mad ! Here is the note written in pencil +over here " + +" And over here is what appears to be the fragment of a hotel +bill , which interests me deeply " + +" There's nothing in it . I looked at it before " said Lestrade . + ' Oct . 4th , rooms 8s , breakfast 2s . 6d , cocktail 1s , lunch 2s . +6d , glass sherry , 8d ' I see nothing in that " + +" Very likely not . It is most important , all the same . As to the +note , it is important also , or at least the initials are , so I +congratulate you again " + +" I ' ve wasted time enough " said Lestrade , rising . " I believe in +hard work and not in sitting by the fire spinning fine theories . +Good - day , Mr . Holmes , and we shall see which gets to the bottom +of the matter first " He gathered up the garments , thrust them +into the bag , and made for the door . + +" Just one hint to you , Lestrade " drawled Holmes before his rival +vanished ; " I will tell you the true solution of the matter . Lady +St . Simon is a myth . There is not , and there never has been , any +such person " + +Lestrade looked sadly at my companion . Then he turned to me , +tapped his forehead three times , shook his head solemnly , and +hurried away . + +He had hardly shut the door behind him when Holmes rose to put on +his overcoat . " There is something in what the fellow says about +outdoor work " he remarked , " so I think , Watson , that I must +leave you to your papers for a little " + +It was after five o'clock when Sherlock Holmes left me , but I had +no time to be lonely , for within an hour there arrived a +confectioner's man with a very large flat box . This he unpacked +with the help of a youth whom he had brought with him , and +presently , to my very great astonishment , a quite epicurean +little cold supper began to be laid out upon our humble +lodging - house mahogany . There were a couple of brace of cold +woodcock , a pheasant , a pate de foie gras pie with a group of +ancient and cobwebby bottles . Having laid out all these luxuries , +my two visitors vanished away , like the genii of the Arabian +Nights , with no explanation save that the things had been paid +for and were ordered to this address . + +Just before nine o'clock Sherlock Holmes stepped briskly into the +room . His features were gravely set , but there was a light in his +eye which made me think that he had not been disappointed in his +conclusions . + +" They have laid the supper , then " he said , rubbing his hands . + +" You seem to expect company . They have laid for five " + +" Yes , I fancy we may have some company dropping in " said he . " I +am surprised that Lord St . Simon has not already arrived . Ha ! I +fancy that I hear his step now upon the stairs " + +It was indeed our visitor of the afternoon who came bustling in , +dangling his glasses more vigorously than ever , and with a very +perturbed expression upon his aristocratic features . + +" My messenger reached you , then " asked Holmes . + +" Yes , and I confess that the contents startled me beyond measure . +Have you good authority for what you say " + +" The best possible " + +Lord St . Simon sank into a chair and passed his hand over his +forehead . + +" What will the Duke say " he murmured , " when he hears that one of +the family has been subjected to such humiliation " + +" It is the purest accident . I cannot allow that there is any +humiliation " + +" Ah , you look on these things from another standpoint " + +" I fail to see that anyone is to blame . I can hardly see how the +lady could have acted otherwise , though her abrupt method of +doing it was undoubtedly to be regretted . Having no mother , she +had no one to advise her at such a crisis " + +" It was a slight , sir , a public slight " said Lord St . Simon , +tapping his fingers upon the table . + +" You must make allowance for this poor girl , placed in so +unprecedented a position " + +" I will make no allowance . I am very angry indeed , and I have +been shamefully used " + +" I think that I heard a ring " said Holmes . " Yes , there are steps +on the landing . If I cannot persuade you to take a lenient view +of the matter , Lord St . Simon , I have brought an advocate here +who may be more successful " He opened the door and ushered in a +lady and gentleman . " Lord St . Simon " said he " allow me to +introduce you to Mr . and Mrs . Francis Hay Moulton . The lady , I +think , you have already met " + +At the sight of these newcomers our client had sprung from his +seat and stood very erect , with his eyes cast down and his hand +thrust into the breast of his frock - coat , a picture of offended +dignity . The lady had taken a quick step forward and had held out +her hand to him , but he still refused to raise his eyes . It was +as well for his resolution , perhaps , for her pleading face was +one which it was hard to resist . + +" You ' re angry , Robert " said she . " Well , I guess you have every +cause to be " + +" Pray make no apology to me " said Lord St . Simon bitterly . + +" Oh , yes , I know that I have treated you real bad and that I +should have spoken to you before I went ; but I was kind of +rattled , and from the time when I saw Frank here again I just +didn't know what I was doing or saying . I only wonder I didn ' t +fall down and do a faint right there before the altar " + +" Perhaps , Mrs . Moulton , you would like my friend and me to leave +the room while you explain this matter " + +" If I may give an opinion " remarked the strange gentleman , +" we ' ve had just a little too much secrecy over this business +already . For my part , I should like all Europe and America to +hear the rights of it " He was a small , wiry , sunburnt man , +clean - shaven , with a sharp face and alert manner . + +" Then I ' ll tell our story right away " said the lady . " Frank here +and I met in ' 84 , in McQuire's camp , near the Rockies , where pa +was working a claim . We were engaged to each other , Frank and I ; +but then one day father struck a rich pocket and made a pile , +while poor Frank here had a claim that petered out and came to +nothing . The richer pa grew the poorer was Frank ; so at last pa +wouldn't hear of our engagement lasting any longer , and he took +me away to ' Frisco . Frank wouldn't throw up his hand , though ; so +he followed me there , and he saw me without pa knowing anything +about it . It would only have made him mad to know , so we just +fixed it all up for ourselves . Frank said that he would go and +make his pile , too , and never come back to claim me until he had +as much as pa . So then I promised to wait for him to the end of +time and pledged myself not to marry anyone else while he lived . +' Why shouldn't we be married right away , then ' said he , ' and +then I will feel sure of you ; and I won't claim to be your +husband until I come back ' Well , we talked it over , and he had +fixed it all up so nicely , with a clergyman all ready in waiting , +that we just did it right there ; and then Frank went off to seek +his fortune , and I went back to pa . + +" The next I heard of Frank was that he was in Montana , and then +he went prospecting in Arizona , and then I heard of him from New +Mexico . After that came a long newspaper story about how a +miners ' camp had been attacked by Apache Indians , and there was +my Frank's name among the killed . I fainted dead away , and I was +very sick for months after . Pa thought I had a decline and took +me to half the doctors in ' Frisco . Not a word of news came for a +year and more , so that I never doubted that Frank was really +dead . Then Lord St . Simon came to ' Frisco , and we came to London , +and a marriage was arranged , and pa was very pleased , but I felt +all the time that no man on this earth would ever take the place +in my heart that had been given to my poor Frank . + +" Still , if I had married Lord St . Simon , of course I ' d have done +my duty by him . We can't command our love , but we can our +actions . I went to the altar with him with the intention to make +him just as good a wife as it was in me to be . But you may +imagine what I felt when , just as I came to the altar rails , I +glanced back and saw Frank standing and looking at me out of the +first pew . I thought it was his ghost at first ; but when I looked +again there he was still , with a kind of question in his eyes , as +if to ask me whether I were glad or sorry to see him . I wonder I +didn't drop . I know that everything was turning round , and the +words of the clergyman were just like the buzz of a bee in my +ear . I didn't know what to do . Should I stop the service and make +a scene in the church ? I glanced at him again , and he seemed to +know what I was thinking , for he raised his finger to his lips to +tell me to be still . Then I saw him scribble on a piece of paper , +and I knew that he was writing me a note . As I passed his pew on +the way out I dropped my bouquet over to him , and he slipped the +note into my hand when he returned me the flowers . It was only a +line asking me to join him when he made the sign to me to do so . +Of course I never doubted for a moment that my first duty was now +to him , and I determined to do just whatever he might direct . + +" When I got back I told my maid , who had known him in California , +and had always been his friend . I ordered her to say nothing , but +to get a few things packed and my ulster ready . I know I ought to +have spoken to Lord St . Simon , but it was dreadful hard before +his mother and all those great people . I just made up my mind to +run away and explain afterwards . I hadn't been at the table ten +minutes before I saw Frank out of the window at the other side of +the road . He beckoned to me and then began walking into the Park . +I slipped out , put on my things , and followed him . Some woman +came talking something or other about Lord St . Simon to +me - seemed to me from the little I heard as if he had a little +secret of his own before marriage also - but I managed to get away +from her and soon overtook Frank . We got into a cab together , and +away we drove to some lodgings he had taken in Gordon Square , and +that was my true wedding after all those years of waiting . Frank +had been a prisoner among the Apaches , had escaped , came on to +' Frisco , found that I had given him up for dead and had gone to +England , followed me there , and had come upon me at last on the +very morning of my second wedding " + +" I saw it in a paper " explained the American . " It gave the name +and the church but not where the lady lived " + +" Then we had a talk as to what we should do , and Frank was all +for openness , but I was so ashamed of it all that I felt as if I +should like to vanish away and never see any of them again - just +sending a line to pa , perhaps , to show him that I was alive . It +was awful to me to think of all those lords and ladies sitting +round that breakfast - table and waiting for me to come back . So +Frank took my wedding - clothes and things and made a bundle of +them , so that I should not be traced , and dropped them away +somewhere where no one could find them . It is likely that we +should have gone on to Paris to - morrow , only that this good +gentleman , Mr . Holmes , came round to us this evening , though how +he found us is more than I can think , and he showed us very +clearly and kindly that I was wrong and that Frank was right , and +that we should be putting ourselves in the wrong if we were so +secret . Then he offered to give us a chance of talking to Lord +St . Simon alone , and so we came right away round to his rooms at +once . Now , Robert , you have heard it all , and I am very sorry if +I have given you pain , and I hope that you do not think very +meanly of me " + +Lord St . Simon had by no means relaxed his rigid attitude , but +had listened with a frowning brow and a compressed lip to this +long narrative . + +" Excuse me " he said , " but it is not my custom to discuss my most +intimate personal affairs in this public manner " + +" Then you won't forgive me ? You won't shake hands before I go " + +" Oh , certainly , if it would give you any pleasure " He put out +his hand and coldly grasped that which she extended to him . + +" I had hoped " suggested Holmes , " that you would have joined us +in a friendly supper " + +" I think that there you ask a little too much " responded his +Lordship . " I may be forced to acquiesce in these recent +developments , but I can hardly be expected to make merry over +them . I think that with your permission I will now wish you all a +very good - night " He included us all in a sweeping bow and +stalked out of the room . + +" Then I trust that you at least will honour me with your +company " said Sherlock Holmes . " It is always a joy to meet an +American , Mr . Moulton , for I am one of those who believe that the +folly of a monarch and the blundering of a minister in far - gone +years will not prevent our children from being some day citizens +of the same world - wide country under a flag which shall be a +quartering of the Union Jack with the Stars and Stripes " + +" The case has been an interesting one " remarked Holmes when our +visitors had left us , " because it serves to show very clearly how +simple the explanation may be of an affair which at first sight +seems to be almost inexplicable . Nothing could be more natural +than the sequence of events as narrated by this lady , and nothing +stranger than the result when viewed , for instance , by Mr . +Lestrade of Scotland Yard " + +" You were not yourself at fault at all , then " + +" From the first , two facts were very obvious to me , the one that +the lady had been quite willing to undergo the wedding ceremony , +the other that she had repented of it within a few minutes of +returning home . Obviously something had occurred during the +morning , then , to cause her to change her mind . What could that +something be ? She could not have spoken to anyone when she was +out , for she had been in the company of the bridegroom . Had she +seen someone , then ? If she had , it must be someone from America +because she had spent so short a time in this country that she +could hardly have allowed anyone to acquire so deep an influence +over her that the mere sight of him would induce her to change +her plans so completely . You see we have already arrived , by a +process of exclusion , at the idea that she might have seen an +American . Then who could this American be , and why should he +possess so much influence over her ? It might be a lover ; it might +be a husband . Her young womanhood had , I knew , been spent in +rough scenes and under strange conditions . So far I had got +before I ever heard Lord St . Simon's narrative . When he told us +of a man in a pew , of the change in the bride's manner , of so +transparent a device for obtaining a note as the dropping of a +bouquet , of her resort to her confidential maid , and of her very +significant allusion to claim - jumping - which in miners ' parlance +means taking possession of that which another person has a prior +claim to - the whole situation became absolutely clear . She had +gone off with a man , and the man was either a lover or was a +previous husband - the chances being in favour of the latter " + +" And how in the world did you find them " + +" It might have been difficult , but friend Lestrade held +information in his hands the value of which he did not himself +know . The initials were , of course , of the highest importance , +but more valuable still was it to know that within a week he had +settled his bill at one of the most select London hotels " + +" How did you deduce the select " + +" By the select prices . Eight shillings for a bed and eightpence +for a glass of sherry pointed to one of the most expensive +hotels . There are not many in London which charge at that rate . +In the second one which I visited in Northumberland Avenue , I +learned by an inspection of the book that Francis H . Moulton , an +American gentleman , had left only the day before , and on looking +over the entries against him , I came upon the very items which I +had seen in the duplicate bill . His letters were to be forwarded +to 226 Gordon Square ; so thither I travelled , and being fortunate +enough to find the loving couple at home , I ventured to give them +some paternal advice and to point out to them that it would be +better in every way that they should make their position a little +clearer both to the general public and to Lord St . Simon in +particular . I invited them to meet him here , and , as you see , I +made him keep the appointment " + +" But with no very good result " I remarked . " His conduct was +certainly not very gracious " + +" Ah , Watson " said Holmes , smiling , " perhaps you would not be +very gracious either , if , after all the trouble of wooing and +wedding , you found yourself deprived in an instant of wife and of +fortune . I think that we may judge Lord St . Simon very mercifully +and thank our stars that we are never likely to find ourselves in +the same position . Draw your chair up and hand me my violin , for +the only problem we have still to solve is how to while away +these bleak autumnal evenings " + + + +XI . THE ADVENTURE OF THE BERYL CORONET + +" Holmes " said I as I stood one morning in our bow - window looking +down the street , " here is a madman coming along . It seems rather +sad that his relatives should allow him to come out alone " + +My friend rose lazily from his armchair and stood with his hands +in the pockets of his dressing - gown , looking over my shoulder . It +was a bright , crisp February morning , and the snow of the day +before still lay deep upon the ground , shimmering brightly in the +wintry sun . Down the centre of Baker Street it had been ploughed +into a brown crumbly band by the traffic , but at either side and +on the heaped - up edges of the foot - paths it still lay as white as +when it fell . The grey pavement had been cleaned and scraped , but +was still dangerously slippery , so that there were fewer +passengers than usual . Indeed , from the direction of the +Metropolitan Station no one was coming save the single gentleman +whose eccentric conduct had drawn my attention . + +He was a man of about fifty , tall , portly , and imposing , with a +massive , strongly marked face and a commanding figure . He was +dressed in a sombre yet rich style , in black frock - coat , shining +hat , neat brown gaiters , and well - cut pearl - grey trousers . Yet +his actions were in absurd contrast to the dignity of his dress +and features , for he was running hard , with occasional little +springs , such as a weary man gives who is little accustomed to +set any tax upon his legs . As he ran he jerked his hands up and +down , waggled his head , and writhed his face into the most +extraordinary contortions . + +" What on earth can be the matter with him " I asked . " He is +looking up at the numbers of the houses " + +" I believe that he is coming here " said Holmes , rubbing his +hands . + +" Here " + +" Yes ; I rather think he is coming to consult me professionally . I +think that I recognise the symptoms . Ha ! did I not tell you " As +he spoke , the man , puffing and blowing , rushed at our door and +pulled at our bell until the whole house resounded with the +clanging . + +A few moments later he was in our room , still puffing , still +gesticulating , but with so fixed a look of grief and despair in +his eyes that our smiles were turned in an instant to horror and +pity . For a while he could not get his words out , but swayed his +body and plucked at his hair like one who has been driven to the +extreme limits of his reason . Then , suddenly springing to his +feet , he beat his head against the wall with such force that we +both rushed upon him and tore him away to the centre of the room . +Sherlock Holmes pushed him down into the easy - chair and , sitting +beside him , patted his hand and chatted with him in the easy , +soothing tones which he knew so well how to employ . + +" You have come to me to tell your story , have you not " said he . +" You are fatigued with your haste . Pray wait until you have +recovered yourself , and then I shall be most happy to look into +any little problem which you may submit to me " + +The man sat for a minute or more with a heaving chest , fighting +against his emotion . Then he passed his handkerchief over his +brow , set his lips tight , and turned his face towards us . + +" No doubt you think me mad " said he . + +" I see that you have had some great trouble " responded Holmes . + +" God knows I have -- a trouble which is enough to unseat my +reason , so sudden and so terrible is it . Public disgrace I might +have faced , although I am a man whose character has never yet +borne a stain . Private affliction also is the lot of every man ; +but the two coming together , and in so frightful a form , have +been enough to shake my very soul . Besides , it is not I alone . +The very noblest in the land may suffer unless some way be found +out of this horrible affair " + +" Pray compose yourself , sir " said Holmes , " and let me have a +clear account of who you are and what it is that has befallen +you " + +" My name " answered our visitor , " is probably familiar to your +ears . I am Alexander Holder , of the banking firm of Holder & +Stevenson , of Threadneedle Street " + +The name was indeed well known to us as belonging to the senior +partner in the second largest private banking concern in the City +of London . What could have happened , then , to bring one of the +foremost citizens of London to this most pitiable pass ? We +waited , all curiosity , until with another effort he braced +himself to tell his story . + +" I feel that time is of value " said he ; " that is why I hastened +here when the police inspector suggested that I should secure +your co - operation . I came to Baker Street by the Underground and +hurried from there on foot , for the cabs go slowly through this +snow . That is why I was so out of breath , for I am a man who +takes very little exercise . I feel better now , and I will put the +facts before you as shortly and yet as clearly as I can . + +" It is , of course , well known to you that in a successful banking +business as much depends upon our being able to find remunerative +investments for our funds as upon our increasing our connection +and the number of our depositors . One of our most lucrative means +of laying out money is in the shape of loans , where the security +is unimpeachable . We have done a good deal in this direction +during the last few years , and there are many noble families to +whom we have advanced large sums upon the security of their +pictures , libraries , or plate . + +" Yesterday morning I was seated in my office at the bank when a +card was brought in to me by one of the clerks . I started when I +saw the name , for it was that of none other than - well , perhaps +even to you I had better say no more than that it was a name +which is a household word all over the earth - one of the highest , +noblest , most exalted names in England . I was overwhelmed by the +honour and attempted , when he entered , to say so , but he plunged +at once into business with the air of a man who wishes to hurry +quickly through a disagreeable task . + + ' Mr . Holder ' said he , ' I have been informed that you are in the +habit of advancing money ' + + ' The firm does so when the security is good ' I answered . + + ' It is absolutely essential to me ' said he , ' that I should have +50 , 000 pounds at once . I could , of course , borrow so trifling a +sum ten times over from my friends , but I much prefer to make it +a matter of business and to carry out that business myself . In my +position you can readily understand that it is unwise to place +one's self under obligations ' + + ' For how long , may I ask , do you want this sum ' I asked . + + ' Next Monday I have a large sum due to me , and I shall then most +certainly repay what you advance , with whatever interest you +think it right to charge . But it is very essential to me that the +money should be paid at once ' + + ' I should be happy to advance it without further parley from my +own private purse ' said I , ' were it not that the strain would be +rather more than it could bear . If , on the other hand , I am to do +it in the name of the firm , then in justice to my partner I must +insist that , even in your case , every businesslike precaution +should be taken ' + + ' I should much prefer to have it so ' said he , raising up a +square , black morocco case which he had laid beside his chair . +' You have doubtless heard of the Beryl Coronet ' + + ' One of the most precious public possessions of the empire ' +said I . + + ' Precisely ' He opened the case , and there , imbedded in soft , +flesh - coloured velvet , lay the magnificent piece of jewellery +which he had named . ' There are thirty - nine enormous beryls ' said +he , ' and the price of the gold chasing is incalculable . The +lowest estimate would put the worth of the coronet at double the +sum which I have asked . I am prepared to leave it with you as my +security ' + +" I took the precious case into my hands and looked in some +perplexity from it to my illustrious client . + + ' You doubt its value ' he asked . + + ' Not at all . I only doubt -' + + ' The propriety of my leaving it . You may set your mind at rest +about that . I should not dream of doing so were it not absolutely +certain that I should be able in four days to reclaim it . It is a +pure matter of form . Is the security sufficient ' + + ' Ample ' + + ' You understand , Mr . Holder , that I am giving you a strong proof +of the confidence which I have in you , founded upon all that I +have heard of you . I rely upon you not only to be discreet and to +refrain from all gossip upon the matter but , above all , to +preserve this coronet with every possible precaution because I +need not say that a great public scandal would be caused if any +harm were to befall it . Any injury to it would be almost as +serious as its complete loss , for there are no beryls in the +world to match these , and it would be impossible to replace them . +I leave it with you , however , with every confidence , and I shall +call for it in person on Monday morning ' + +" Seeing that my client was anxious to leave , I said no more but , +calling for my cashier , I ordered him to pay over fifty 1000 +pound notes . When I was alone once more , however , with the +precious case lying upon the table in front of me , I could not +but think with some misgivings of the immense responsibility +which it entailed upon me . There could be no doubt that , as it +was a national possession , a horrible scandal would ensue if any +misfortune should occur to it . I already regretted having ever +consented to take charge of it . However , it was too late to alter +the matter now , so I locked it up in my private safe and turned +once more to my work . + +" When evening came I felt that it would be an imprudence to leave +so precious a thing in the office behind me . Bankers ' safes had +been forced before now , and why should not mine be ? If so , how +terrible would be the position in which I should find myself ! I +determined , therefore , that for the next few days I would always +carry the case backward and forward with me , so that it might +never be really out of my reach . With this intention , I called a +cab and drove out to my house at Streatham , carrying the jewel +with me . I did not breathe freely until I had taken it upstairs +and locked it in the bureau of my dressing - room . + +" And now a word as to my household , Mr . Holmes , for I wish you to +thoroughly understand the situation . My groom and my page sleep +out of the house , and may be set aside altogether . I have three +maid - servants who have been with me a number of years and whose +absolute reliability is quite above suspicion . Another , Lucy +Parr , the second waiting - maid , has only been in my service a few +months . She came with an excellent character , however , and has +always given me satisfaction . She is a very pretty girl and has +attracted admirers who have occasionally hung about the place . +That is the only drawback which we have found to her , but we +believe her to be a thoroughly good girl in every way . + +" So much for the servants . My family itself is so small that it +will not take me long to describe it . I am a widower and have an +only son , Arthur . He has been a disappointment to me , Mr . +Holmes - a grievous disappointment . I have no doubt that I am +myself to blame . People tell me that I have spoiled him . Very +likely I have . When my dear wife died I felt that he was all I +had to love . I could not bear to see the smile fade even for a +moment from his face . I have never denied him a wish . Perhaps it +would have been better for both of us had I been sterner , but I +meant it for the best . + +" It was naturally my intention that he should succeed me in my +business , but he was not of a business turn . He was wild , +wayward , and , to speak the truth , I could not trust him in the +handling of large sums of money . When he was young he became a +member of an aristocratic club , and there , having charming +manners , he was soon the intimate of a number of men with long +purses and expensive habits . He learned to play heavily at cards +and to squander money on the turf , until he had again and again +to come to me and implore me to give him an advance upon his +allowance , that he might settle his debts of honour . He tried +more than once to break away from the dangerous company which he +was keeping , but each time the influence of his friend , Sir +George Burnwell , was enough to draw him back again . + +" And , indeed , I could not wonder that such a man as Sir George +Burnwell should gain an influence over him , for he has frequently +brought him to my house , and I have found myself that I could +hardly resist the fascination of his manner . He is older than +Arthur , a man of the world to his finger - tips , one who had been +everywhere , seen everything , a brilliant talker , and a man of +great personal beauty . Yet when I think of him in cold blood , far +away from the glamour of his presence , I am convinced from his +cynical speech and the look which I have caught in his eyes that +he is one who should be deeply distrusted . So I think , and so , +too , thinks my little Mary , who has a woman's quick insight into +character . + +" And now there is only she to be described . She is my niece ; but +when my brother died five years ago and left her alone in the +world I adopted her , and have looked upon her ever since as my +daughter . She is a sunbeam in my house - sweet , loving , beautiful , +a wonderful manager and housekeeper , yet as tender and quiet and +gentle as a woman could be . She is my right hand . I do not know +what I could do without her . In only one matter has she ever gone +against my wishes . Twice my boy has asked her to marry him , for +he loves her devotedly , but each time she has refused him . I +think that if anyone could have drawn him into the right path it +would have been she , and that his marriage might have changed his +whole life ; but now , alas ! it is too late - forever too late ! + +" Now , Mr . Holmes , you know the people who live under my roof , and +I shall continue with my miserable story . + +" When we were taking coffee in the drawing - room that night after +dinner , I told Arthur and Mary my experience , and of the precious +treasure which we had under our roof , suppressing only the name +of my client . Lucy Parr , who had brought in the coffee , had , I am +sure , left the room ; but I cannot swear that the door was closed . +Mary and Arthur were much interested and wished to see the famous +coronet , but I thought it better not to disturb it . + + ' Where have you put it ' asked Arthur . + + ' In my own bureau ' + + ' Well , I hope to goodness the house won't be burgled during the +night ' said he . + + ' It is locked up ' I answered . + + ' Oh , any old key will fit that bureau . When I was a youngster I +have opened it myself with the key of the box - room cupboard ' + +" He often had a wild way of talking , so that I thought little of +what he said . He followed me to my room , however , that night with +a very grave face . + + ' Look here , dad ' said he with his eyes cast down , ' can you let +me have 200 pounds ' + + ' No , I cannot ' I answered sharply . ' I have been far too +generous with you in money matters ' + + ' You have been very kind ' said he , ' but I must have this money , +or else I can never show my face inside the club again ' + + ' And a very good thing , too ' I cried . + + ' Yes , but you would not have me leave it a dishonoured man ' +said he . ' I could not bear the disgrace . I must raise the money +in some way , and if you will not let me have it , then I must try +other means ' + +" I was very angry , for this was the third demand during the +month . ' You shall not have a farthing from me ' I cried , on which +he bowed and left the room without another word . + +" When he was gone I unlocked my bureau , made sure that my +treasure was safe , and locked it again . Then I started to go +round the house to see that all was secure - a duty which I +usually leave to Mary but which I thought it well to perform +myself that night . As I came down the stairs I saw Mary herself +at the side window of the hall , which she closed and fastened as +I approached . + + ' Tell me , dad ' said she , looking , I thought , a little +disturbed , ' did you give Lucy , the maid , leave to go out +to - night ' + + ' Certainly not ' + + ' She came in just now by the back door . I have no doubt that she +has only been to the side gate to see someone , but I think that +it is hardly safe and should be stopped ' + + ' You must speak to her in the morning , or I will if you prefer +it . Are you sure that everything is fastened ' + + ' Quite sure , dad ' + + ' Then , good - night ' I kissed her and went up to my bedroom +again , where I was soon asleep . + +" I am endeavouring to tell you everything , Mr . Holmes , which may +have any bearing upon the case , but I beg that you will question +me upon any point which I do not make clear " + +" On the contrary , your statement is singularly lucid " + +" I come to a part of my story now in which I should wish to be +particularly so . I am not a very heavy sleeper , and the anxiety +in my mind tended , no doubt , to make me even less so than usual . +About two in the morning , then , I was awakened by some sound in +the house . It had ceased ere I was wide awake , but it had left an +impression behind it as though a window had gently closed +somewhere . I lay listening with all my ears . Suddenly , to my +horror , there was a distinct sound of footsteps moving softly in +the next room . I slipped out of bed , all palpitating with fear , +and peeped round the corner of my dressing - room door . + + ' Arthur ' I screamed , ' you villain ! you thief ! How dare you +touch that coronet ' + +" The gas was half up , as I had left it , and my unhappy boy , +dressed only in his shirt and trousers , was standing beside the +light , holding the coronet in his hands . He appeared to be +wrenching at it , or bending it with all his strength . At my cry +he dropped it from his grasp and turned as pale as death . I +snatched it up and examined it . One of the gold corners , with +three of the beryls in it , was missing . + + ' You blackguard ' I shouted , beside myself with rage . ' You have +destroyed it ! You have dishonoured me forever ! Where are the +jewels which you have stolen ' + + ' Stolen ' he cried . + + ' Yes , thief ' I roared , shaking him by the shoulder . + + ' There are none missing . There cannot be any missing ' said he . + + ' There are three missing . And you know where they are . Must I +call you a liar as well as a thief ? Did I not see you trying to +tear off another piece ' + + ' You have called me names enough ' said he , ' I will not stand it +any longer . I shall not say another word about this business , +since you have chosen to insult me . I will leave your house in +the morning and make my own way in the world ' + + ' You shall leave it in the hands of the police ' I cried +half - mad with grief and rage . ' I shall have this matter probed to +the bottom ' + + ' You shall learn nothing from me ' said he with a passion such +as I should not have thought was in his nature . ' If you choose to +call the police , let the police find what they can ' + +" By this time the whole house was astir , for I had raised my +voice in my anger . Mary was the first to rush into my room , and , +at the sight of the coronet and of Arthur's face , she read the +whole story and , with a scream , fell down senseless on the +ground . I sent the house - maid for the police and put the +investigation into their hands at once . When the inspector and a +constable entered the house , Arthur , who had stood sullenly with +his arms folded , asked me whether it was my intention to charge +him with theft . I answered that it had ceased to be a private +matter , but had become a public one , since the ruined coronet was +national property . I was determined that the law should have its +way in everything . + + ' At least ' said he , ' you will not have me arrested at once . It +would be to your advantage as well as mine if I might leave the +house for five minutes ' + + ' That you may get away , or perhaps that you may conceal what you +have stolen ' said I . And then , realising the dreadful position +in which I was placed , I implored him to remember that not only +my honour but that of one who was far greater than I was at +stake ; and that he threatened to raise a scandal which would +convulse the nation . He might avert it all if he would but tell +me what he had done with the three missing stones . + + ' You may as well face the matter ' said I ; ' you have been caught +in the act , and no confession could make your guilt more heinous . +If you but make such reparation as is in your power , by telling +us where the beryls are , all shall be forgiven and forgotten ' + + ' Keep your forgiveness for those who ask for it ' he answered , +turning away from me with a sneer . I saw that he was too hardened +for any words of mine to influence him . There was but one way for +it . I called in the inspector and gave him into custody . A search +was made at once not only of his person but of his room and of +every portion of the house where he could possibly have concealed +the gems ; but no trace of them could be found , nor would the +wretched boy open his mouth for all our persuasions and our +threats . This morning he was removed to a cell , and I , after +going through all the police formalities , have hurried round to +you to implore you to use your skill in unravelling the matter . +The police have openly confessed that they can at present make +nothing of it . You may go to any expense which you think +necessary . I have already offered a reward of 1000 pounds . My +God , what shall I do ! I have lost my honour , my gems , and my son +in one night . Oh , what shall I do " + +He put a hand on either side of his head and rocked himself to +and fro , droning to himself like a child whose grief has got +beyond words . + +Sherlock Holmes sat silent for some few minutes , with his brows +knitted and his eyes fixed upon the fire . + +" Do you receive much company " he asked . + +" None save my partner with his family and an occasional friend of +Arthur's . Sir George Burnwell has been several times lately . No +one else , I think " + +" Do you go out much in society " + +" Arthur does . Mary and I stay at home . We neither of us care for +it " + +" That is unusual in a young girl " + +" She is of a quiet nature . Besides , she is not so very young . She +is four - and - twenty " + +" This matter , from what you say , seems to have been a shock to +her also " + +" Terrible ! She is even more affected than I " + +" You have neither of you any doubt as to your son's guilt " + +" How can we have when I saw him with my own eyes with the coronet +in his hands " + +" I hardly consider that a conclusive proof . Was the remainder of +the coronet at all injured " + +" Yes , it was twisted " + +" Do you not think , then , that he might have been trying to +straighten it " + +" God bless you ! You are doing what you can for him and for me . +But it is too heavy a task . What was he doing there at all ? If +his purpose were innocent , why did he not say so " + +" Precisely . And if it were guilty , why did he not invent a lie ? +His silence appears to me to cut both ways . There are several +singular points about the case . What did the police think of the +noise which awoke you from your sleep " + +" They considered that it might be caused by Arthur's closing his +bedroom door " + +" A likely story ! As if a man bent on felony would slam his door +so as to wake a household . What did they say , then , of the +disappearance of these gems " + +" They are still sounding the planking and probing the furniture +in the hope of finding them " + +" Have they thought of looking outside the house " + +" Yes , they have shown extraordinary energy . The whole garden has +already been minutely examined " + +" Now , my dear sir " said Holmes , " is it not obvious to you now +that this matter really strikes very much deeper than either you +or the police were at first inclined to think ? It appeared to you +to be a simple case ; to me it seems exceedingly complex . Consider +what is involved by your theory . You suppose that your son came +down from his bed , went , at great risk , to your dressing - room , +opened your bureau , took out your coronet , broke off by main +force a small portion of it , went off to some other place , +concealed three gems out of the thirty - nine , with such skill that +nobody can find them , and then returned with the other thirty - six +into the room in which he exposed himself to the greatest danger +of being discovered . I ask you now , is such a theory tenable " + +" But what other is there " cried the banker with a gesture of +despair . " If his motives were innocent , why does he not explain +them " + +" It is our task to find that out " replied Holmes ; " so now , if +you please , Mr . Holder , we will set off for Streatham together , +and devote an hour to glancing a little more closely into +details " + +My friend insisted upon my accompanying them in their expedition , +which I was eager enough to do , for my curiosity and sympathy +were deeply stirred by the story to which we had listened . I +confess that the guilt of the banker's son appeared to me to be +as obvious as it did to his unhappy father , but still I had such +faith in Holmes ' judgment that I felt that there must be some +grounds for hope as long as he was dissatisfied with the accepted +explanation . He hardly spoke a word the whole way out to the +southern suburb , but sat with his chin upon his breast and his +hat drawn over his eyes , sunk in the deepest thought . Our client +appeared to have taken fresh heart at the little glimpse of hope +which had been presented to him , and he even broke into a +desultory chat with me over his business affairs . A short railway +journey and a shorter walk brought us to Fairbank , the modest +residence of the great financier . + +Fairbank was a good - sized square house of white stone , standing +back a little from the road . A double carriage - sweep , with a +snow - clad lawn , stretched down in front to two large iron gates +which closed the entrance . On the right side was a small wooden +thicket , which led into a narrow path between two neat hedges +stretching from the road to the kitchen door , and forming the +tradesmen's entrance . On the left ran a lane which led to the +stables , and was not itself within the grounds at all , being a +public , though little used , thoroughfare . Holmes left us standing +at the door and walked slowly all round the house , across the +front , down the tradesmen's path , and so round by the garden +behind into the stable lane . So long was he that Mr . Holder and I +went into the dining - room and waited by the fire until he should +return . We were sitting there in silence when the door opened and +a young lady came in . She was rather above the middle height , +slim , with dark hair and eyes , which seemed the darker against +the absolute pallor of her skin . I do not think that I have ever +seen such deadly paleness in a woman's face . Her lips , too , were +bloodless , but her eyes were flushed with crying . As she swept +silently into the room she impressed me with a greater sense of +grief than the banker had done in the morning , and it was the +more striking in her as she was evidently a woman of strong +character , with immense capacity for self - restraint . Disregarding +my presence , she went straight to her uncle and passed her hand +over his head with a sweet womanly caress . + +" You have given orders that Arthur should be liberated , have you +not , dad " she asked . + +" No , no , my girl , the matter must be probed to the bottom " + +" But I am so sure that he is innocent . You know what woman's +instincts are . I know that he has done no harm and that you will +be sorry for having acted so harshly " + +" Why is he silent , then , if he is innocent " + +" Who knows ? Perhaps because he was so angry that you should +suspect him " + +" How could I help suspecting him , when I actually saw him with +the coronet in his hand " + +" Oh , but he had only picked it up to look at it . Oh , do , do take +my word for it that he is innocent . Let the matter drop and say +no more . It is so dreadful to think of our dear Arthur in +prison " + +" I shall never let it drop until the gems are found - never , Mary ! +Your affection for Arthur blinds you as to the awful consequences +to me . Far from hushing the thing up , I have brought a gentleman +down from London to inquire more deeply into it " + +" This gentleman " she asked , facing round to me . + +" No , his friend . He wished us to leave him alone . He is round in +the stable lane now " + +" The stable lane " She raised her dark eyebrows . " What can he +hope to find there ? Ah ! this , I suppose , is he . I trust , sir , +that you will succeed in proving , what I feel sure is the truth , +that my cousin Arthur is innocent of this crime " + +" I fully share your opinion , and I trust , with you , that we may +prove it " returned Holmes , going back to the mat to knock the +snow from his shoes . " I believe I have the honour of addressing +Miss Mary Holder . Might I ask you a question or two " + +" Pray do , sir , if it may help to clear this horrible affair up " + +" You heard nothing yourself last night " + +" Nothing , until my uncle here began to speak loudly . I heard +that , and I came down " + +" You shut up the windows and doors the night before . Did you +fasten all the windows " + +" Yes " + +" Were they all fastened this morning " + +" Yes " + +" You have a maid who has a sweetheart ? I think that you remarked +to your uncle last night that she had been out to see him " + +" Yes , and she was the girl who waited in the drawing - room , and +who may have heard uncle's remarks about the coronet " + +" I see . You infer that she may have gone out to tell her +sweetheart , and that the two may have planned the robbery " + +" But what is the good of all these vague theories " cried the +banker impatiently , " when I have told you that I saw Arthur with +the coronet in his hands " + +" Wait a little , Mr . Holder . We must come back to that . About this +girl , Miss Holder . You saw her return by the kitchen door , I +presume " + +" Yes ; when I went to see if the door was fastened for the night I +met her slipping in . I saw the man , too , in the gloom " + +" Do you know him " + +" Oh , yes ! he is the green - grocer who brings our vegetables round . +His name is Francis Prosper " + +" He stood " said Holmes , " to the left of the door - that is to +say , farther up the path than is necessary to reach the door " + +" Yes , he did " + +" And he is a man with a wooden leg " + +Something like fear sprang up in the young lady's expressive +black eyes . " Why , you are like a magician " said she . " How do you +know that " She smiled , but there was no answering smile in +Holmes ' thin , eager face . + +" I should be very glad now to go upstairs " said he . " I shall +probably wish to go over the outside of the house again . Perhaps +I had better take a look at the lower windows before I go up " + +He walked swiftly round from one to the other , pausing only at +the large one which looked from the hall onto the stable lane . +This he opened and made a very careful examination of the sill +with his powerful magnifying lens . " Now we shall go upstairs " +said he at last . + +The banker's dressing - room was a plainly furnished little +chamber , with a grey carpet , a large bureau , and a long mirror . +Holmes went to the bureau first and looked hard at the lock . + +" Which key was used to open it " he asked . + +" That which my son himself indicated - that of the cupboard of the +lumber - room " + +" Have you it here " + +" That is it on the dressing - table " + +Sherlock Holmes took it up and opened the bureau . + +" It is a noiseless lock " said he . " It is no wonder that it did +not wake you . This case , I presume , contains the coronet . We must +have a look at it " He opened the case , and taking out the diadem +he laid it upon the table . It was a magnificent specimen of the +jeweller's art , and the thirty - six stones were the finest that I +have ever seen . At one side of the coronet was a cracked edge , +where a corner holding three gems had been torn away . + +" Now , Mr . Holder " said Holmes , " here is the corner which +corresponds to that which has been so unfortunately lost . Might I +beg that you will break it off " + +The banker recoiled in horror . " I should not dream of trying " +said he . + +" Then I will " Holmes suddenly bent his strength upon it , but +without result . " I feel it give a little " said he ; " but , though +I am exceptionally strong in the fingers , it would take me all my +time to break it . An ordinary man could not do it . Now , what do +you think would happen if I did break it , Mr . Holder ? There would +be a noise like a pistol shot . Do you tell me that all this +happened within a few yards of your bed and that you heard +nothing of it " + +" I do not know what to think . It is all dark to me " + +" But perhaps it may grow lighter as we go . What do you think , +Miss Holder " + +" I confess that I still share my uncle's perplexity " + +" Your son had no shoes or slippers on when you saw him " + +" He had nothing on save only his trousers and shirt " + +" Thank you . We have certainly been favoured with extraordinary +luck during this inquiry , and it will be entirely our own fault +if we do not succeed in clearing the matter up . With your +permission , Mr . Holder , I shall now continue my investigations +outside " + +He went alone , at his own request , for he explained that any +unnecessary footmarks might make his task more difficult . For an +hour or more he was at work , returning at last with his feet +heavy with snow and his features as inscrutable as ever . + +" I think that I have seen now all that there is to see , Mr . +Holder " said he ; " I can serve you best by returning to my +rooms " + +" But the gems , Mr . Holmes . Where are they " + +" I cannot tell " + +The banker wrung his hands . " I shall never see them again " he +cried . " And my son ? You give me hopes " + +" My opinion is in no way altered " + +" Then , for God's sake , what was this dark business which was +acted in my house last night " + +" If you can call upon me at my Baker Street rooms to - morrow +morning between nine and ten I shall be happy to do what I can to +make it clearer . I understand that you give me carte blanche to +act for you , provided only that I get back the gems , and that you +place no limit on the sum I may draw " + +" I would give my fortune to have them back " + +" Very good . I shall look into the matter between this and then . +Good - bye ; it is just possible that I may have to come over here +again before evening " + +It was obvious to me that my companion's mind was now made up +about the case , although what his conclusions were was more than +I could even dimly imagine . Several times during our homeward +journey I endeavoured to sound him upon the point , but he always +glided away to some other topic , until at last I gave it over in +despair . It was not yet three when we found ourselves in our +rooms once more . He hurried to his chamber and was down again in +a few minutes dressed as a common loafer . With his collar turned +up , his shiny , seedy coat , his red cravat , and his worn boots , he +was a perfect sample of the class . + +" I think that this should do " said he , glancing into the glass +above the fireplace . " I only wish that you could come with me , +Watson , but I fear that it won't do . I may be on the trail in +this matter , or I may be following a will - o - the - wisp , but I +shall soon know which it is . I hope that I may be back in a few +hours " He cut a slice of beef from the joint upon the sideboard , +sandwiched it between two rounds of bread , and thrusting this +rude meal into his pocket he started off upon his expedition . + +I had just finished my tea when he returned , evidently in +excellent spirits , swinging an old elastic - sided boot in his +hand . He chucked it down into a corner and helped himself to a +cup of tea . + +" I only looked in as I passed " said he . " I am going right on " + +" Where to " + +" Oh , to the other side of the West End . It may be some time +before I get back . Don't wait up for me in case I should be +late " + +" How are you getting on " + +" Oh , so so . Nothing to complain of . I have been out to Streatham +since I saw you last , but I did not call at the house . It is a +very sweet little problem , and I would not have missed it for a +good deal . However , I must not sit gossiping here , but must get +these disreputable clothes off and return to my highly +respectable self " + +I could see by his manner that he had stronger reasons for +satisfaction than his words alone would imply . His eyes twinkled , +and there was even a touch of colour upon his sallow cheeks . He +hastened upstairs , and a few minutes later I heard the slam of +the hall door , which told me that he was off once more upon his +congenial hunt . + +I waited until midnight , but there was no sign of his return , so +I retired to my room . It was no uncommon thing for him to be away +for days and nights on end when he was hot upon a scent , so that +his lateness caused me no surprise . I do not know at what hour he +came in , but when I came down to breakfast in the morning there +he was with a cup of coffee in one hand and the paper in the +other , as fresh and trim as possible . + +" You will excuse my beginning without you , Watson " said he , " but +you remember that our client has rather an early appointment this +morning " + +" Why , it is after nine now " I answered . " I should not be +surprised if that were he . I thought I heard a ring " + +It was , indeed , our friend the financier . I was shocked by the +change which had come over him , for his face which was naturally +of a broad and massive mould , was now pinched and fallen in , +while his hair seemed to me at least a shade whiter . He entered +with a weariness and lethargy which was even more painful than +his violence of the morning before , and he dropped heavily into +the armchair which I pushed forward for him . + +" I do not know what I have done to be so severely tried " said +he . " Only two days ago I was a happy and prosperous man , without +a care in the world . Now I am left to a lonely and dishonoured +age . One sorrow comes close upon the heels of another . My niece , +Mary , has deserted me " + +" Deserted you " + +" Yes . Her bed this morning had not been slept in , her room was +empty , and a note for me lay upon the hall table . I had said to +her last night , in sorrow and not in anger , that if she had +married my boy all might have been well with him . Perhaps it was +thoughtless of me to say so . It is to that remark that she refers +in this note : + + ' MY DEAREST UNCLE -- I feel that I have brought trouble upon you , +and that if I had acted differently this terrible misfortune +might never have occurred . I cannot , with this thought in my +mind , ever again be happy under your roof , and I feel that I must +leave you forever . Do not worry about my future , for that is +provided for ; and , above all , do not search for me , for it will +be fruitless labour and an ill - service to me . In life or in +death , I am ever your loving -- MARY ' + +" What could she mean by that note , Mr . Holmes ? Do you think it +points to suicide " + +" No , no , nothing of the kind . It is perhaps the best possible +solution . I trust , Mr . Holder , that you are nearing the end of +your troubles " + +" Ha ! You say so ! You have heard something , Mr . Holmes ; you have +learned something ! Where are the gems " + +" You would not think 1000 pounds apiece an excessive sum for +them " + +" I would pay ten " + +" That would be unnecessary . Three thousand will cover the matter . +And there is a little reward , I fancy . Have you your check - book ? +Here is a pen . Better make it out for 4000 pounds " + +With a dazed face the banker made out the required check . Holmes +walked over to his desk , took out a little triangular piece of +gold with three gems in it , and threw it down upon the table . + +With a shriek of joy our client clutched it up . + +" You have it " he gasped . " I am saved ! I am saved " + +The reaction of joy was as passionate as his grief had been , and +he hugged his recovered gems to his bosom . + +" There is one other thing you owe , Mr . Holder " said Sherlock +Holmes rather sternly . + +" Owe " He caught up a pen . " Name the sum , and I will pay it " + +" No , the debt is not to me . You owe a very humble apology to that +noble lad , your son , who has carried himself in this matter as I +should be proud to see my own son do , should I ever chance to +have one " + +" Then it was not Arthur who took them " + +" I told you yesterday , and I repeat to - day , that it was not " + +" You are sure of it ! Then let us hurry to him at once to let him +know that the truth is known " + +" He knows it already . When I had cleared it all up I had an +interview with him , and finding that he would not tell me the +story , I told it to him , on which he had to confess that I was +right and to add the very few details which were not yet quite +clear to me . Your news of this morning , however , may open his +lips " + +" For heaven's sake , tell me , then , what is this extraordinary +mystery " + +" I will do so , and I will show you the steps by which I reached +it . And let me say to you , first , that which it is hardest for me +to say and for you to hear : there has been an understanding +between Sir George Burnwell and your niece Mary . They have now +fled together " + +" My Mary ? Impossible " + +" It is unfortunately more than possible ; it is certain . Neither +you nor your son knew the true character of this man when you +admitted him into your family circle . He is one of the most +dangerous men in England - a ruined gambler , an absolutely +desperate villain , a man without heart or conscience . Your niece +knew nothing of such men . When he breathed his vows to her , as he +had done to a hundred before her , she flattered herself that she +alone had touched his heart . The devil knows best what he said , +but at least she became his tool and was in the habit of seeing +him nearly every evening " + +" I cannot , and I will not , believe it " cried the banker with an +ashen face . + +" I will tell you , then , what occurred in your house last night . +Your niece , when you had , as she thought , gone to your room , +slipped down and talked to her lover through the window which +leads into the stable lane . His footmarks had pressed right +through the snow , so long had he stood there . She told him of the +coronet . His wicked lust for gold kindled at the news , and he +bent her to his will . I have no doubt that she loved you , but +there are women in whom the love of a lover extinguishes all +other loves , and I think that she must have been one . She had +hardly listened to his instructions when she saw you coming +downstairs , on which she closed the window rapidly and told you +about one of the servants ' escapade with her wooden - legged lover , +which was all perfectly true . + +" Your boy , Arthur , went to bed after his interview with you but +he slept badly on account of his uneasiness about his club debts . +In the middle of the night he heard a soft tread pass his door , +so he rose and , looking out , was surprised to see his cousin +walking very stealthily along the passage until she disappeared +into your dressing - room . Petrified with astonishment , the lad +slipped on some clothes and waited there in the dark to see what +would come of this strange affair . Presently she emerged from the +room again , and in the light of the passage - lamp your son saw +that she carried the precious coronet in her hands . She passed +down the stairs , and he , thrilling with horror , ran along and +slipped behind the curtain near your door , whence he could see +what passed in the hall beneath . He saw her stealthily open the +window , hand out the coronet to someone in the gloom , and then +closing it once more hurry back to her room , passing quite close +to where he stood hid behind the curtain . + +" As long as she was on the scene he could not take any action +without a horrible exposure of the woman whom he loved . But the +instant that she was gone he realised how crushing a misfortune +this would be for you , and how all - important it was to set it +right . He rushed down , just as he was , in his bare feet , opened +the window , sprang out into the snow , and ran down the lane , +where he could see a dark figure in the moonlight . Sir George +Burnwell tried to get away , but Arthur caught him , and there was +a struggle between them , your lad tugging at one side of the +coronet , and his opponent at the other . In the scuffle , your son +struck Sir George and cut him over the eye . Then something +suddenly snapped , and your son , finding that he had the coronet +in his hands , rushed back , closed the window , ascended to your +room , and had just observed that the coronet had been twisted in +the struggle and was endeavouring to straighten it when you +appeared upon the scene " + +" Is it possible " gasped the banker . + +" You then roused his anger by calling him names at a moment when +he felt that he had deserved your warmest thanks . He could not +explain the true state of affairs without betraying one who +certainly deserved little enough consideration at his hands . He +took the more chivalrous view , however , and preserved her +secret " + +" And that was why she shrieked and fainted when she saw the +coronet " cried Mr . Holder . " Oh , my God ! what a blind fool I have +been ! And his asking to be allowed to go out for five minutes ! +The dear fellow wanted to see if the missing piece were at the +scene of the struggle . How cruelly I have misjudged him " + +" When I arrived at the house " continued Holmes , " I at once went +very carefully round it to observe if there were any traces in +the snow which might help me . I knew that none had fallen since +the evening before , and also that there had been a strong frost +to preserve impressions . I passed along the tradesmen's path , but +found it all trampled down and indistinguishable . Just beyond it , +however , at the far side of the kitchen door , a woman had stood +and talked with a man , whose round impressions on one side showed +that he had a wooden leg . I could even tell that they had been +disturbed , for the woman had run back swiftly to the door , as was +shown by the deep toe and light heel marks , while Wooden - leg had +waited a little , and then had gone away . I thought at the time +that this might be the maid and her sweetheart , of whom you had +already spoken to me , and inquiry showed it was so . I passed +round the garden without seeing anything more than random tracks , +which I took to be the police ; but when I got into the stable +lane a very long and complex story was written in the snow in +front of me . + +" There was a double line of tracks of a booted man , and a second +double line which I saw with delight belonged to a man with naked +feet . I was at once convinced from what you had told me that the +latter was your son . The first had walked both ways , but the +other had run swiftly , and as his tread was marked in places over +the depression of the boot , it was obvious that he had passed +after the other . I followed them up and found they led to the +hall window , where Boots had worn all the snow away while +waiting . Then I walked to the other end , which was a hundred +yards or more down the lane . I saw where Boots had faced round , +where the snow was cut up as though there had been a struggle , +and , finally , where a few drops of blood had fallen , to show me +that I was not mistaken . Boots had then run down the lane , and +another little smudge of blood showed that it was he who had been +hurt . When he came to the highroad at the other end , I found that +the pavement had been cleared , so there was an end to that clue . + +" On entering the house , however , I examined , as you remember , the +sill and framework of the hall window with my lens , and I could +at once see that someone had passed out . I could distinguish the +outline of an instep where the wet foot had been placed in coming +in . I was then beginning to be able to form an opinion as to what +had occurred . A man had waited outside the window ; someone had +brought the gems ; the deed had been overseen by your son ; he had +pursued the thief ; had struggled with him ; they had each tugged +at the coronet , their united strength causing injuries which +neither alone could have effected . He had returned with the +prize , but had left a fragment in the grasp of his opponent . So +far I was clear . The question now was , who was the man and who +was it brought him the coronet ? + +" It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the +impossible , whatever remains , however improbable , must be the +truth . Now , I knew that it was not you who had brought it down , +so there only remained your niece and the maids . But if it were +the maids , why should your son allow himself to be accused in +their place ? There could be no possible reason . As he loved his +cousin , however , there was an excellent explanation why he should +retain her secret - the more so as the secret was a disgraceful +one . When I remembered that you had seen her at that window , and +how she had fainted on seeing the coronet again , my conjecture +became a certainty . + +" And who could it be who was her confederate ? A lover evidently , +for who else could outweigh the love and gratitude which she must +feel to you ? I knew that you went out little , and that your +circle of friends was a very limited one . But among them was Sir +George Burnwell . I had heard of him before as being a man of evil +reputation among women . It must have been he who wore those boots +and retained the missing gems . Even though he knew that Arthur +had discovered him , he might still flatter himself that he was +safe , for the lad could not say a word without compromising his +own family . + +" Well , your own good sense will suggest what measures I took +next . I went in the shape of a loafer to Sir George's house , +managed to pick up an acquaintance with his valet , learned that +his master had cut his head the night before , and , finally , at +the expense of six shillings , made all sure by buying a pair of +his cast - off shoes . With these I journeyed down to Streatham and +saw that they exactly fitted the tracks " + +" I saw an ill - dressed vagabond in the lane yesterday evening " +said Mr . Holder . + +" Precisely . It was I . I found that I had my man , so I came home +and changed my clothes . It was a delicate part which I had to +play then , for I saw that a prosecution must be avoided to avert +scandal , and I knew that so astute a villain would see that our +hands were tied in the matter . I went and saw him . At first , of +course , he denied everything . But when I gave him every +particular that had occurred , he tried to bluster and took down a +life - preserver from the wall . I knew my man , however , and I +clapped a pistol to his head before he could strike . Then he +became a little more reasonable . I told him that we would give +him a price for the stones he held - 1000 pounds apiece . That +brought out the first signs of grief that he had shown . ' Why , +dash it all ' said he , ' I ' ve let them go at six hundred for the +three ' I soon managed to get the address of the receiver who had +them , on promising him that there would be no prosecution . Off I +set to him , and after much chaffering I got our stones at 1000 +pounds apiece . Then I looked in upon your son , told him that all +was right , and eventually got to my bed about two o'clock , after +what I may call a really hard day's work " + +" A day which has saved England from a great public scandal " said +the banker , rising . " Sir , I cannot find words to thank you , but +you shall not find me ungrateful for what you have done . Your +skill has indeed exceeded all that I have heard of it . And now I +must fly to my dear boy to apologise to him for the wrong which I +have done him . As to what you tell me of poor Mary , it goes to my +very heart . Not even your skill can inform me where she is now " + +" I think that we may safely say " returned Holmes , " that she is +wherever Sir George Burnwell is . It is equally certain , too , that +whatever her sins are , they will soon receive a more than +sufficient punishment " + + + +XII . THE ADVENTURE OF THE COPPER BEECHES + +" To the man who loves art for its own sake " remarked Sherlock +Holmes , tossing aside the advertisement sheet of the Daily +Telegraph , " it is frequently in its least important and lowliest +manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived . It is +pleasant to me to observe , Watson , that you have so far grasped +this truth that in these little records of our cases which you +have been good enough to draw up , and , I am bound to say , +occasionally to embellish , you have given prominence not so much +to the many causes celebres and sensational trials in which I +have figured but rather to those incidents which may have been +trivial in themselves , but which have given room for those +faculties of deduction and of logical synthesis which I have made +my special province " + +" And yet " said I , smiling , " I cannot quite hold myself absolved +from the charge of sensationalism which has been urged against my +records " + +" You have erred , perhaps " he observed , taking up a glowing +cinder with the tongs and lighting with it the long cherry - wood +pipe which was wont to replace his clay when he was in a +disputatious rather than a meditative mood -" you have erred +perhaps in attempting to put colour and life into each of your +statements instead of confining yourself to the task of placing +upon record that severe reasoning from cause to effect which is +really the only notable feature about the thing " + +" It seems to me that I have done you full justice in the matter " +I remarked with some coldness , for I was repelled by the egotism +which I had more than once observed to be a strong factor in my +friend's singular character . + +" No , it is not selfishness or conceit " said he , answering , as +was his wont , my thoughts rather than my words . " If I claim full +justice for my art , it is because it is an impersonal thing - a +thing beyond myself . Crime is common . Logic is rare . Therefore it +is upon the logic rather than upon the crime that you should +dwell . You have degraded what should have been a course of +lectures into a series of tales " + +It was a cold morning of the early spring , and we sat after +breakfast on either side of a cheery fire in the old room at +Baker Street . A thick fog rolled down between the lines of +dun - coloured houses , and the opposing windows loomed like dark , +shapeless blurs through the heavy yellow wreaths . Our gas was lit +and shone on the white cloth and glimmer of china and metal , for +the table had not been cleared yet . Sherlock Holmes had been +silent all the morning , dipping continuously into the +advertisement columns of a succession of papers until at last , +having apparently given up his search , he had emerged in no very +sweet temper to lecture me upon my literary shortcomings . + +" At the same time " he remarked after a pause , during which he +had sat puffing at his long pipe and gazing down into the fire , +" you can hardly be open to a charge of sensationalism , for out of +these cases which you have been so kind as to interest yourself +in , a fair proportion do not treat of crime , in its legal sense , +at all . The small matter in which I endeavoured to help the King +of Bohemia , the singular experience of Miss Mary Sutherland , the +problem connected with the man with the twisted lip , and the +incident of the noble bachelor , were all matters which are +outside the pale of the law . But in avoiding the sensational , I +fear that you may have bordered on the trivial " + +" The end may have been so " I answered , " but the methods I hold +to have been novel and of interest " + +" Pshaw , my dear fellow , what do the public , the great unobservant +public , who could hardly tell a weaver by his tooth or a +compositor by his left thumb , care about the finer shades of +analysis and deduction ! But , indeed , if you are trivial , I cannot +blame you , for the days of the great cases are past . Man , or at +least criminal man , has lost all enterprise and originality . As +to my own little practice , it seems to be degenerating into an +agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to +young ladies from boarding - schools . I think that I have touched +bottom at last , however . This note I had this morning marks my +zero - point , I fancy . Read it " He tossed a crumpled letter across +to me . + +It was dated from Montague Place upon the preceding evening , and +ran thus : + +" DEAR MR . HOLMES -- I am very anxious to consult you as to whether +I should or should not accept a situation which has been offered +to me as governess . I shall call at half - past ten to - morrow if I +do not inconvenience you . Yours faithfully , + " VIOLET HUNTER " + +" Do you know the young lady " I asked . + +" Not I " + +" It is half - past ten now " + +" Yes , and I have no doubt that is her ring " + +" It may turn out to be of more interest than you think . You +remember that the affair of the blue carbuncle , which appeared to +be a mere whim at first , developed into a serious investigation . +It may be so in this case , also " + +" Well , let us hope so . But our doubts will very soon be solved , +for here , unless I am much mistaken , is the person in question " + +As he spoke the door opened and a young lady entered the room . +She was plainly but neatly dressed , with a bright , quick face , +freckled like a plover's egg , and with the brisk manner of a +woman who has had her own way to make in the world . + +" You will excuse my troubling you , I am sure " said she , as my +companion rose to greet her , " but I have had a very strange +experience , and as I have no parents or relations of any sort +from whom I could ask advice , I thought that perhaps you would be +kind enough to tell me what I should do " + +" Pray take a seat , Miss Hunter . I shall be happy to do anything +that I can to serve you " + +I could see that Holmes was favourably impressed by the manner +and speech of his new client . He looked her over in his searching +fashion , and then composed himself , with his lids drooping and +his finger - tips together , to listen to her story . + +" I have been a governess for five years " said she , " in the +family of Colonel Spence Munro , but two months ago the colonel +received an appointment at Halifax , in Nova Scotia , and took his +children over to America with him , so that I found myself without +a situation . I advertised , and I answered advertisements , but +without success . At last the little money which I had saved began +to run short , and I was at my wit's end as to what I should do . + +" There is a well - known agency for governesses in the West End +called Westaway's , and there I used to call about once a week in +order to see whether anything had turned up which might suit me . +Westaway was the name of the founder of the business , but it is +really managed by Miss Stoper . She sits in her own little office , +and the ladies who are seeking employment wait in an anteroom , +and are then shown in one by one , when she consults her ledgers +and sees whether she has anything which would suit them . + +" Well , when I called last week I was shown into the little office +as usual , but I found that Miss Stoper was not alone . A +prodigiously stout man with a very smiling face and a great heavy +chin which rolled down in fold upon fold over his throat sat at +her elbow with a pair of glasses on his nose , looking very +earnestly at the ladies who entered . As I came in he gave quite a +jump in his chair and turned quickly to Miss Stoper . + + ' That will do ' said he ; ' I could not ask for anything better . +Capital ! capital ' He seemed quite enthusiastic and rubbed his +hands together in the most genial fashion . He was such a +comfortable - looking man that it was quite a pleasure to look at +him . + + ' You are looking for a situation , miss ' he asked . + + ' Yes , sir ' + + ' As governess ' + + ' Yes , sir ' + + ' And what salary do you ask ' + + ' I had 4 pounds a month in my last place with Colonel Spence +Munro ' + + ' Oh , tut , tut ! sweating - rank sweating ' he cried , throwing his +fat hands out into the air like a man who is in a boiling +passion . ' How could anyone offer so pitiful a sum to a lady with +such attractions and accomplishments ' + + ' My accomplishments , sir , may be less than you imagine ' said I . +' A little French , a little German , music , and drawing -' + + ' Tut , tut ' he cried . ' This is all quite beside the question . +The point is , have you or have you not the bearing and deportment +of a lady ? There it is in a nutshell . If you have not , you are +not fitted for the rearing of a child who may some day play a +considerable part in the history of the country . But if you have +why , then , how could any gentleman ask you to condescend to +accept anything under the three figures ? Your salary with me , +madam , would commence at 100 pounds a year ' + +" You may imagine , Mr . Holmes , that to me , destitute as I was , +such an offer seemed almost too good to be true . The gentleman , +however , seeing perhaps the look of incredulity upon my face , +opened a pocket - book and took out a note . + + ' It is also my custom ' said he , smiling in the most pleasant +fashion until his eyes were just two little shining slits amid +the white creases of his face , ' to advance to my young ladies +half their salary beforehand , so that they may meet any little +expenses of their journey and their wardrobe ' + +" It seemed to me that I had never met so fascinating and so +thoughtful a man . As I was already in debt to my tradesmen , the +advance was a great convenience , and yet there was something +unnatural about the whole transaction which made me wish to know +a little more before I quite committed myself . + + ' May I ask where you live , sir ' said I . + + ' Hampshire . Charming rural place . The Copper Beeches , five miles +on the far side of Winchester . It is the most lovely country , my +dear young lady , and the dearest old country - house ' + + ' And my duties , sir ? I should be glad to know what they would +be ' + + ' One child - one dear little romper just six years old . Oh , if +you could see him killing cockroaches with a slipper ! Smack ! +smack ! smack ! Three gone before you could wink ' He leaned back +in his chair and laughed his eyes into his head again . + +" I was a little startled at the nature of the child's amusement , +but the father's laughter made me think that perhaps he was +joking . + + ' My sole duties , then ' I asked , ' are to take charge of a single +child ' + + ' No , no , not the sole , not the sole , my dear young lady ' he +cried . ' Your duty would be , as I am sure your good sense would +suggest , to obey any little commands my wife might give , provided +always that they were such commands as a lady might with +propriety obey . You see no difficulty , heh ' + + ' I should be happy to make myself useful ' + + ' Quite so . In dress now , for example . We are faddy people , you +know - faddy but kind - hearted . If you were asked to wear any dress +which we might give you , you would not object to our little whim . +Heh ' + + ' No ' said I , considerably astonished at his words . + + ' Or to sit here , or sit there , that would not be offensive to +you ' + + ' Oh , no ' + + ' Or to cut your hair quite short before you come to us ' + +" I could hardly believe my ears . As you may observe , Mr . Holmes , +my hair is somewhat luxuriant , and of a rather peculiar tint of +chestnut . It has been considered artistic . I could not dream of +sacrificing it in this offhand fashion . + + ' I am afraid that that is quite impossible ' said I . He had been +watching me eagerly out of his small eyes , and I could see a +shadow pass over his face as I spoke . + + ' I am afraid that it is quite essential ' said he . ' It is a +little fancy of my wife's , and ladies ' fancies , you know , madam , +ladies ' fancies must be consulted . And so you won't cut your +hair ' + + ' No , sir , I really could not ' I answered firmly . + + ' Ah , very well ; then that quite settles the matter . It is a +pity , because in other respects you would really have done very +nicely . In that case , Miss Stoper , I had best inspect a few more +of your young ladies ' + +" The manageress had sat all this while busy with her papers +without a word to either of us , but she glanced at me now with so +much annoyance upon her face that I could not help suspecting +that she had lost a handsome commission through my refusal . + + ' Do you desire your name to be kept upon the books ' she asked . + + ' If you please , Miss Stoper ' + + ' Well , really , it seems rather useless , since you refuse the +most excellent offers in this fashion ' said she sharply . ' You +can hardly expect us to exert ourselves to find another such +opening for you . Good - day to you , Miss Hunter ' She struck a gong +upon the table , and I was shown out by the page . + +" Well , Mr . Holmes , when I got back to my lodgings and found +little enough in the cupboard , and two or three bills upon the +table , I began to ask myself whether I had not done a very +foolish thing . After all , if these people had strange fads and +expected obedience on the most extraordinary matters , they were +at least ready to pay for their eccentricity . Very few +governesses in England are getting 100 pounds a year . Besides , +what use was my hair to me ? Many people are improved by wearing +it short and perhaps I should be among the number . Next day I was +inclined to think that I had made a mistake , and by the day after +I was sure of it . I had almost overcome my pride so far as to go +back to the agency and inquire whether the place was still open +when I received this letter from the gentleman himself . I have it +here and I will read it to you : + + " ' The Copper Beeches , near Winchester . + ' DEAR MISS HUNTER -- Miss Stoper has very kindly given me your +address , and I write from here to ask you whether you have +reconsidered your decision . My wife is very anxious that you +should come , for she has been much attracted by my description of +you . We are willing to give 30 pounds a quarter , or 120 pounds a +year , so as to recompense you for any little inconvenience which +our fads may cause you . They are not very exacting , after all . My +wife is fond of a particular shade of electric blue and would +like you to wear such a dress indoors in the morning . You need +not , however , go to the expense of purchasing one , as we have one +belonging to my dear daughter Alice ( now in Philadelphia , which +would , I should think , fit you very well . Then , as to sitting +here or there , or amusing yourself in any manner indicated , that +need cause you no inconvenience . As regards your hair , it is no +doubt a pity , especially as I could not help remarking its beauty +during our short interview , but I am afraid that I must remain +firm upon this point , and I only hope that the increased salary +may recompense you for the loss . Your duties , as far as the child +is concerned , are very light . Now do try to come , and I shall +meet you with the dog - cart at Winchester . Let me know your train . +Yours faithfully , JEPHRO RUCASTLE ' + +" That is the letter which I have just received , Mr . Holmes , and +my mind is made up that I will accept it . I thought , however , +that before taking the final step I should like to submit the +whole matter to your consideration " + +" Well , Miss Hunter , if your mind is made up , that settles the +question " said Holmes , smiling . + +" But you would not advise me to refuse " + +" I confess that it is not the situation which I should like to +see a sister of mine apply for " + +" What is the meaning of it all , Mr . Holmes " + +" Ah , I have no data . I cannot tell . Perhaps you have yourself +formed some opinion " + +" Well , there seems to me to be only one possible solution . Mr . +Rucastle seemed to be a very kind , good - natured man . Is it not +possible that his wife is a lunatic , that he desires to keep the +matter quiet for fear she should be taken to an asylum , and that +he humours her fancies in every way in order to prevent an +outbreak " + +" That is a possible solution - in fact , as matters stand , it is +the most probable one . But in any case it does not seem to be a +nice household for a young lady " + +" But the money , Mr . Holmes , the money " + +" Well , yes , of course the pay is good - too good . That is what +makes me uneasy . Why should they give you 120 pounds a year , when +they could have their pick for 40 pounds ? There must be some +strong reason behind " + +" I thought that if I told you the circumstances you would +understand afterwards if I wanted your help . I should feel so +much stronger if I felt that you were at the back of me " + +" Oh , you may carry that feeling away with you . I assure you that +your little problem promises to be the most interesting which has +come my way for some months . There is something distinctly novel +about some of the features . If you should find yourself in doubt +or in danger -" + +" Danger ! What danger do you foresee " + +Holmes shook his head gravely . " It would cease to be a danger if +we could define it " said he . " But at any time , day or night , a +telegram would bring me down to your help " + +" That is enough " She rose briskly from her chair with the +anxiety all swept from her face . " I shall go down to Hampshire +quite easy in my mind now . I shall write to Mr . Rucastle at once , +sacrifice my poor hair to - night , and start for Winchester +to - morrow " With a few grateful words to Holmes she bade us both +good - night and bustled off upon her way . + +" At least " said I as we heard her quick , firm steps descending +the stairs , " she seems to be a young lady who is very well able +to take care of herself " + +" And she would need to be " said Holmes gravely . " I am much +mistaken if we do not hear from her before many days are past " + +It was not very long before my friend's prediction was fulfilled . +A fortnight went by , during which I frequently found my thoughts +turning in her direction and wondering what strange side - alley of +human experience this lonely woman had strayed into . The unusual +salary , the curious conditions , the light duties , all pointed to +something abnormal , though whether a fad or a plot , or whether +the man were a philanthropist or a villain , it was quite beyond +my powers to determine . As to Holmes , I observed that he sat +frequently for half an hour on end , with knitted brows and an +abstracted air , but he swept the matter away with a wave of his +hand when I mentioned it . " Data ! data ! data " he cried +impatiently . " I can't make bricks without clay " And yet he would +always wind up by muttering that no sister of his should ever +have accepted such a situation . + +The telegram which we eventually received came late one night +just as I was thinking of turning in and Holmes was settling down +to one of those all - night chemical researches which he frequently +indulged in , when I would leave him stooping over a retort and a +test - tube at night and find him in the same position when I came +down to breakfast in the morning . He opened the yellow envelope , +and then , glancing at the message , threw it across to me . + +" Just look up the trains in Bradshaw " said he , and turned back +to his chemical studies . + +The summons was a brief and urgent one . + +" Please be at the Black Swan Hotel at Winchester at midday +to - morrow " it said . " Do come ! I am at my wit's end . HUNTER " + +" Will you come with me " asked Holmes , glancing up . + +" I should wish to " + +" Just look it up , then " + +" There is a train at half - past nine " said I , glancing over my +Bradshaw . " It is due at Winchester at 11 : 30 " + +" That will do very nicely . Then perhaps I had better postpone my +analysis of the acetones , as we may need to be at our best in the +morning " + +By eleven o'clock the next day we were well upon our way to the +old English capital . Holmes had been buried in the morning papers +all the way down , but after we had passed the Hampshire border he +threw them down and began to admire the scenery . It was an ideal +spring day , a light blue sky , flecked with little fleecy white +clouds drifting across from west to east . The sun was shining +very brightly , and yet there was an exhilarating nip in the air , +which set an edge to a man's energy . All over the countryside , +away to the rolling hills around Aldershot , the little red and +grey roofs of the farm - steadings peeped out from amid the light +green of the new foliage . + +" Are they not fresh and beautiful " I cried with all the +enthusiasm of a man fresh from the fogs of Baker Street . + +But Holmes shook his head gravely . + +" Do you know , Watson " said he , " that it is one of the curses of +a mind with a turn like mine that I must look at everything with +reference to my own special subject . You look at these scattered +houses , and you are impressed by their beauty . I look at them , +and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their +isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed +there " + +" Good heavens " I cried . " Who would associate crime with these +dear old homesteads " + +" They always fill me with a certain horror . It is my belief , +Watson , founded upon my experience , that the lowest and vilest +alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin +than does the smiling and beautiful countryside " + +" You horrify me " + +" But the reason is very obvious . The pressure of public opinion +can do in the town what the law cannot accomplish . There is no +lane so vile that the scream of a tortured child , or the thud of +a drunkard's blow , does not beget sympathy and indignation among +the neighbours , and then the whole machinery of justice is ever +so close that a word of complaint can set it going , and there is +but a step between the crime and the dock . But look at these +lonely houses , each in its own fields , filled for the most part +with poor ignorant folk who know little of the law . Think of the +deeds of hellish cruelty , the hidden wickedness which may go on , +year in , year out , in such places , and none the wiser . Had this +lady who appeals to us for help gone to live in Winchester , I +should never have had a fear for her . It is the five miles of +country which makes the danger . Still , it is clear that she is +not personally threatened " + +" No . If she can come to Winchester to meet us she can get away " + +" Quite so . She has her freedom " + +" What CAN be the matter , then ? Can you suggest no explanation " + +" I have devised seven separate explanations , each of which would +cover the facts as far as we know them . But which of these is +correct can only be determined by the fresh information which we +shall no doubt find waiting for us . Well , there is the tower of +the cathedral , and we shall soon learn all that Miss Hunter has +to tell " + +The Black Swan is an inn of repute in the High Street , at no +distance from the station , and there we found the young lady +waiting for us . She had engaged a sitting - room , and our lunch +awaited us upon the table . + +" I am so delighted that you have come " she said earnestly . " It +is so very kind of you both ; but indeed I do not know what I +should do . Your advice will be altogether invaluable to me " + +" Pray tell us what has happened to you " + +" I will do so , and I must be quick , for I have promised Mr . +Rucastle to be back before three . I got his leave to come into +town this morning , though he little knew for what purpose " + +" Let us have everything in its due order " Holmes thrust his long +thin legs out towards the fire and composed himself to listen . + +" In the first place , I may say that I have met , on the whole , +with no actual ill - treatment from Mr . and Mrs . Rucastle . It is +only fair to them to say that . But I cannot understand them , and +I am not easy in my mind about them " + +" What can you not understand " + +" Their reasons for their conduct . But you shall have it all just +as it occurred . When I came down , Mr . Rucastle met me here and +drove me in his dog - cart to the Copper Beeches . It is , as he +said , beautifully situated , but it is not beautiful in itself , +for it is a large square block of a house , whitewashed , but all +stained and streaked with damp and bad weather . There are grounds +round it , woods on three sides , and on the fourth a field which +slopes down to the Southampton highroad , which curves past about +a hundred yards from the front door . This ground in front belongs +to the house , but the woods all round are part of Lord +Southerton's preserves . A clump of copper beeches immediately in +front of the hall door has given its name to the place . + +" I was driven over by my employer , who was as amiable as ever , +and was introduced by him that evening to his wife and the child . +There was no truth , Mr . Holmes , in the conjecture which seemed to +us to be probable in your rooms at Baker Street . Mrs . Rucastle is +not mad . I found her to be a silent , pale - faced woman , much +younger than her husband , not more than thirty , I should think , +while he can hardly be less than forty - five . From their +conversation I have gathered that they have been married about +seven years , that he was a widower , and that his only child by +the first wife was the daughter who has gone to Philadelphia . Mr . +Rucastle told me in private that the reason why she had left them +was that she had an unreasoning aversion to her stepmother . As +the daughter could not have been less than twenty , I can quite +imagine that her position must have been uncomfortable with her +father's young wife . + +" Mrs . Rucastle seemed to me to be colourless in mind as well as +in feature . She impressed me neither favourably nor the reverse . +She was a nonentity . It was easy to see that she was passionately +devoted both to her husband and to her little son . Her light grey +eyes wandered continually from one to the other , noting every +little want and forestalling it if possible . He was kind to her +also in his bluff , boisterous fashion , and on the whole they +seemed to be a happy couple . And yet she had some secret sorrow , +this woman . She would often be lost in deep thought , with the +saddest look upon her face . More than once I have surprised her +in tears . I have thought sometimes that it was the disposition of +her child which weighed upon her mind , for I have never met so +utterly spoiled and so ill - natured a little creature . He is small +for his age , with a head which is quite disproportionately large . +His whole life appears to be spent in an alternation between +savage fits of passion and gloomy intervals of sulking . Giving +pain to any creature weaker than himself seems to be his one idea +of amusement , and he shows quite remarkable talent in planning +the capture of mice , little birds , and insects . But I would +rather not talk about the creature , Mr . Holmes , and , indeed , he +has little to do with my story " + +" I am glad of all details " remarked my friend , " whether they +seem to you to be relevant or not " + +" I shall try not to miss anything of importance . The one +unpleasant thing about the house , which struck me at once , was +the appearance and conduct of the servants . There are only two , a +man and his wife . Toller , for that is his name , is a rough , +uncouth man , with grizzled hair and whiskers , and a perpetual +smell of drink . Twice since I have been with them he has been +quite drunk , and yet Mr . Rucastle seemed to take no notice of it . +His wife is a very tall and strong woman with a sour face , as +silent as Mrs . Rucastle and much less amiable . They are a most +unpleasant couple , but fortunately I spend most of my time in the +nursery and my own room , which are next to each other in one +corner of the building . + +" For two days after my arrival at the Copper Beeches my life was +very quiet ; on the third , Mrs . Rucastle came down just after +breakfast and whispered something to her husband . + + ' Oh , yes ' said he , turning to me , ' we are very much obliged to +you , Miss Hunter , for falling in with our whims so far as to cut +your hair . I assure you that it has not detracted in the tiniest +iota from your appearance . We shall now see how the electric - blue +dress will become you . You will find it laid out upon the bed in +your room , and if you would be so good as to put it on we should +both be extremely obliged ' + +" The dress which I found waiting for me was of a peculiar shade +of blue . It was of excellent material , a sort of beige , but it +bore unmistakable signs of having been worn before . It could not +have been a better fit if I had been measured for it . Both Mr . +and Mrs . Rucastle expressed a delight at the look of it , which +seemed quite exaggerated in its vehemence . They were waiting for +me in the drawing - room , which is a very large room , stretching +along the entire front of the house , with three long windows +reaching down to the floor . A chair had been placed close to the +central window , with its back turned towards it . In this I was +asked to sit , and then Mr . Rucastle , walking up and down on the +other side of the room , began to tell me a series of the funniest +stories that I have ever listened to . You cannot imagine how +comical he was , and I laughed until I was quite weary . Mrs . +Rucastle , however , who has evidently no sense of humour , never so +much as smiled , but sat with her hands in her lap , and a sad , +anxious look upon her face . After an hour or so , Mr . Rucastle +suddenly remarked that it was time to commence the duties of the +day , and that I might change my dress and go to little Edward in +the nursery . + +" Two days later this same performance was gone through under +exactly similar circumstances . Again I changed my dress , again I +sat in the window , and again I laughed very heartily at the funny +stories of which my employer had an immense repertoire , and which +he told inimitably . Then he handed me a yellow - backed novel , and +moving my chair a little sideways , that my own shadow might not +fall upon the page , he begged me to read aloud to him . I read for +about ten minutes , beginning in the heart of a chapter , and then +suddenly , in the middle of a sentence , he ordered me to cease and +to change my dress . + +" You can easily imagine , Mr . Holmes , how curious I became as to +what the meaning of this extraordinary performance could possibly +be . They were always very careful , I observed , to turn my face +away from the window , so that I became consumed with the desire +to see what was going on behind my back . At first it seemed to be +impossible , but I soon devised a means . My hand - mirror had been +broken , so a happy thought seized me , and I concealed a piece of +the glass in my handkerchief . On the next occasion , in the midst +of my laughter , I put my handkerchief up to my eyes , and was able +with a little management to see all that there was behind me . I +confess that I was disappointed . There was nothing . At least that +was my first impression . At the second glance , however , I +perceived that there was a man standing in the Southampton Road , +a small bearded man in a grey suit , who seemed to be looking in +my direction . The road is an important highway , and there are +usually people there . This man , however , was leaning against the +railings which bordered our field and was looking earnestly up . I +lowered my handkerchief and glanced at Mrs . Rucastle to find her +eyes fixed upon me with a most searching gaze . She said nothing , +but I am convinced that she had divined that I had a mirror in my +hand and had seen what was behind me . She rose at once . + + ' Jephro ' said she , ' there is an impertinent fellow upon the +road there who stares up at Miss Hunter ' + + ' No friend of yours , Miss Hunter ' he asked . + + ' No , I know no one in these parts ' + + ' Dear me ! How very impertinent ! Kindly turn round and motion to +him to go away ' + + ' Surely it would be better to take no notice ' + + ' No , no , we should have him loitering here always . Kindly turn +round and wave him away like that ' + +" I did as I was told , and at the same instant Mrs . Rucastle drew +down the blind . That was a week ago , and from that time I have +not sat again in the window , nor have I worn the blue dress , nor +seen the man in the road " + +" Pray continue " said Holmes . " Your narrative promises to be a +most interesting one " + +" You will find it rather disconnected , I fear , and there may +prove to be little relation between the different incidents of +which I speak . On the very first day that I was at the Copper +Beeches , Mr . Rucastle took me to a small outhouse which stands +near the kitchen door . As we approached it I heard the sharp +rattling of a chain , and the sound as of a large animal moving +about . + + ' Look in here ' said Mr . Rucastle , showing me a slit between two +planks . ' Is he not a beauty ' + +" I looked through and was conscious of two glowing eyes , and of a +vague figure huddled up in the darkness . + + ' Don't be frightened ' said my employer , laughing at the start +which I had given . ' It's only Carlo , my mastiff . I call him mine , +but really old Toller , my groom , is the only man who can do +anything with him . We feed him once a day , and not too much then , +so that he is always as keen as mustard . Toller lets him loose +every night , and God help the trespasser whom he lays his fangs +upon . For goodness ' sake don't you ever on any pretext set your +foot over the threshold at night , for it's as much as your life +is worth ' + +" The warning was no idle one , for two nights later I happened to +look out of my bedroom window about two o'clock in the morning . +It was a beautiful moonlight night , and the lawn in front of the +house was silvered over and almost as bright as day . I was +standing , rapt in the peaceful beauty of the scene , when I was +aware that something was moving under the shadow of the copper +beeches . As it emerged into the moonshine I saw what it was . It +was a giant dog , as large as a calf , tawny tinted , with hanging +jowl , black muzzle , and huge projecting bones . It walked slowly +across the lawn and vanished into the shadow upon the other side . +That dreadful sentinel sent a chill to my heart which I do not +think that any burglar could have done . + +" And now I have a very strange experience to tell you . I had , as +you know , cut off my hair in London , and I had placed it in a +great coil at the bottom of my trunk . One evening , after the +child was in bed , I began to amuse myself by examining the +furniture of my room and by rearranging my own little things . +There was an old chest of drawers in the room , the two upper ones +empty and open , the lower one locked . I had filled the first two +with my linen , and as I had still much to pack away I was +naturally annoyed at not having the use of the third drawer . It +struck me that it might have been fastened by a mere oversight , +so I took out my bunch of keys and tried to open it . The very +first key fitted to perfection , and I drew the drawer open . There +was only one thing in it , but I am sure that you would never +guess what it was . It was my coil of hair . + +" I took it up and examined it . It was of the same peculiar tint , +and the same thickness . But then the impossibility of the thing +obtruded itself upon me . How could my hair have been locked in +the drawer ? With trembling hands I undid my trunk , turned out the +contents , and drew from the bottom my own hair . I laid the two +tresses together , and I assure you that they were identical . Was +it not extraordinary ? Puzzle as I would , I could make nothing at +all of what it meant . I returned the strange hair to the drawer , +and I said nothing of the matter to the Rucastles as I felt that +I had put myself in the wrong by opening a drawer which they had +locked . + +" I am naturally observant , as you may have remarked , Mr . Holmes , +and I soon had a pretty good plan of the whole house in my head . +There was one wing , however , which appeared not to be inhabited +at all . A door which faced that which led into the quarters of +the Tollers opened into this suite , but it was invariably locked . +One day , however , as I ascended the stair , I met Mr . Rucastle +coming out through this door , his keys in his hand , and a look on +his face which made him a very different person to the round , +jovial man to whom I was accustomed . His cheeks were red , his +brow was all crinkled with anger , and the veins stood out at his +temples with passion . He locked the door and hurried past me +without a word or a look . + +" This aroused my curiosity , so when I went out for a walk in the +grounds with my charge , I strolled round to the side from which I +could see the windows of this part of the house . There were four +of them in a row , three of which were simply dirty , while the +fourth was shuttered up . They were evidently all deserted . As I +strolled up and down , glancing at them occasionally , Mr . Rucastle +came out to me , looking as merry and jovial as ever . + + ' Ah ' said he , ' you must not think me rude if I passed you +without a word , my dear young lady . I was preoccupied with +business matters ' + +" I assured him that I was not offended . ' By the way ' said I , +' you seem to have quite a suite of spare rooms up there , and one +of them has the shutters up ' + +" He looked surprised and , as it seemed to me , a little startled +at my remark . + + ' Photography is one of my hobbies ' said he . ' I have made my +dark room up there . But , dear me ! what an observant young lady we +have come upon . Who would have believed it ? Who would have ever +believed it ' He spoke in a jesting tone , but there was no jest +in his eyes as he looked at me . I read suspicion there and +annoyance , but no jest . + +" Well , Mr . Holmes , from the moment that I understood that there +was something about that suite of rooms which I was not to know , +I was all on fire to go over them . It was not mere curiosity , +though I have my share of that . It was more a feeling of duty - a +feeling that some good might come from my penetrating to this +place . They talk of woman's instinct ; perhaps it was woman's +instinct which gave me that feeling . At any rate , it was there , +and I was keenly on the lookout for any chance to pass the +forbidden door . + +" It was only yesterday that the chance came . I may tell you that , +besides Mr . Rucastle , both Toller and his wife find something to +do in these deserted rooms , and I once saw him carrying a large +black linen bag with him through the door . Recently he has been +drinking hard , and yesterday evening he was very drunk ; and when +I came upstairs there was the key in the door . I have no doubt at +all that he had left it there . Mr . and Mrs . Rucastle were both +downstairs , and the child was with them , so that I had an +admirable opportunity . I turned the key gently in the lock , +opened the door , and slipped through . + +" There was a little passage in front of me , unpapered and +uncarpeted , which turned at a right angle at the farther end . +Round this corner were three doors in a line , the first and third +of which were open . They each led into an empty room , dusty and +cheerless , with two windows in the one and one in the other , so +thick with dirt that the evening light glimmered dimly through +them . The centre door was closed , and across the outside of it +had been fastened one of the broad bars of an iron bed , padlocked +at one end to a ring in the wall , and fastened at the other with +stout cord . The door itself was locked as well , and the key was +not there . This barricaded door corresponded clearly with the +shuttered window outside , and yet I could see by the glimmer from +beneath it that the room was not in darkness . Evidently there was +a skylight which let in light from above . As I stood in the +passage gazing at the sinister door and wondering what secret it +might veil , I suddenly heard the sound of steps within the room +and saw a shadow pass backward and forward against the little +slit of dim light which shone out from under the door . A mad , +unreasoning terror rose up in me at the sight , Mr . Holmes . My +overstrung nerves failed me suddenly , and I turned and ran - ran +as though some dreadful hand were behind me clutching at the +skirt of my dress . I rushed down the passage , through the door , +and straight into the arms of Mr . Rucastle , who was waiting +outside . + + ' So ' said he , smiling , ' it was you , then . I thought that it +must be when I saw the door open ' + + ' Oh , I am so frightened ' I panted . + + ' My dear young lady ! my dear young lady ' - you cannot think how +caressing and soothing his manner was - ' and what has frightened +you , my dear young lady ' + +" But his voice was just a little too coaxing . He overdid it . I +was keenly on my guard against him . + + ' I was foolish enough to go into the empty wing ' I answered . +' But it is so lonely and eerie in this dim light that I was +frightened and ran out again . Oh , it is so dreadfully still in +there ' + + ' Only that ' said he , looking at me keenly . + + ' Why , what did you think ' I asked . + + ' Why do you think that I lock this door ' + + ' I am sure that I do not know ' + + ' It is to keep people out who have no business there . Do you +see ' He was still smiling in the most amiable manner . + + ' I am sure if I had known -' + + ' Well , then , you know now . And if you ever put your foot over +that threshold again -- here in an instant the smile hardened into +a grin of rage , and he glared down at me with the face of a +demon - ' I ' ll throw you to the mastiff ' + +" I was so terrified that I do not know what I did . I suppose that +I must have rushed past him into my room . I remember nothing +until I found myself lying on my bed trembling all over . Then I +thought of you , Mr . Holmes . I could not live there longer without +some advice . I was frightened of the house , of the man , of the +woman , of the servants , even of the child . They were all horrible +to me . If I could only bring you down all would be well . Of +course I might have fled from the house , but my curiosity was +almost as strong as my fears . My mind was soon made up . I would +send you a wire . I put on my hat and cloak , went down to the +office , which is about half a mile from the house , and then +returned , feeling very much easier . A horrible doubt came into my +mind as I approached the door lest the dog might be loose , but I +remembered that Toller had drunk himself into a state of +insensibility that evening , and I knew that he was the only one +in the household who had any influence with the savage creature , +or who would venture to set him free . I slipped in in safety and +lay awake half the night in my joy at the thought of seeing you . +I had no difficulty in getting leave to come into Winchester this +morning , but I must be back before three o'clock , for Mr . and +Mrs . Rucastle are going on a visit , and will be away all the +evening , so that I must look after the child . Now I have told you +all my adventures , Mr . Holmes , and I should be very glad if you +could tell me what it all means , and , above all , what I should +do " + +Holmes and I had listened spellbound to this extraordinary story . +My friend rose now and paced up and down the room , his hands in +his pockets , and an expression of the most profound gravity upon +his face . + +" Is Toller still drunk " he asked . + +" Yes . I heard his wife tell Mrs . Rucastle that she could do +nothing with him " + +" That is well . And the Rucastles go out to - night " + +" Yes " + +" Is there a cellar with a good strong lock " + +" Yes , the wine - cellar " + +" You seem to me to have acted all through this matter like a very +brave and sensible girl , Miss Hunter . Do you think that you could +perform one more feat ? I should not ask it of you if I did not +think you a quite exceptional woman " + +" I will try . What is it " + +" We shall be at the Copper Beeches by seven o'clock , my friend +and I . The Rucastles will be gone by that time , and Toller will , +we hope , be incapable . There only remains Mrs . Toller , who might +give the alarm . If you could send her into the cellar on some +errand , and then turn the key upon her , you would facilitate +matters immensely " + +" I will do it " + +" Excellent ! We shall then look thoroughly into the affair . Of +course there is only one feasible explanation . You have been +brought there to personate someone , and the real person is +imprisoned in this chamber . That is obvious . As to who this +prisoner is , I have no doubt that it is the daughter , Miss Alice +Rucastle , if I remember right , who was said to have gone to +America . You were chosen , doubtless , as resembling her in height , +figure , and the colour of your hair . Hers had been cut off , very +possibly in some illness through which she has passed , and so , of +course , yours had to be sacrificed also . By a curious chance you +came upon her tresses . The man in the road was undoubtedly some +friend of hers - possibly her fiance - and no doubt , as you wore +the girl's dress and were so like her , he was convinced from your +laughter , whenever he saw you , and afterwards from your gesture , +that Miss Rucastle was perfectly happy , and that she no longer +desired his attentions . The dog is let loose at night to prevent +him from endeavouring to communicate with her . So much is fairly +clear . The most serious point in the case is the disposition of +the child " + +" What on earth has that to do with it " I ejaculated . + +" My dear Watson , you as a medical man are continually gaining +light as to the tendencies of a child by the study of the +parents . Don't you see that the converse is equally valid . I have +frequently gained my first real insight into the character of +parents by studying their children . This child's disposition is +abnormally cruel , merely for cruelty's sake , and whether he +derives this from his smiling father , as I should suspect , or +from his mother , it bodes evil for the poor girl who is in their +power " + +" I am sure that you are right , Mr . Holmes " cried our client . " A +thousand things come back to me which make me certain that you +have hit it . Oh , let us lose not an instant in bringing help to +this poor creature " + +" We must be circumspect , for we are dealing with a very cunning +man . We can do nothing until seven o'clock . At that hour we shall +be with you , and it will not be long before we solve the +mystery " + +We were as good as our word , for it was just seven when we +reached the Copper Beeches , having put up our trap at a wayside +public - house . The group of trees , with their dark leaves shining +like burnished metal in the light of the setting sun , were +sufficient to mark the house even had Miss Hunter not been +standing smiling on the door - step . + +" Have you managed it " asked Holmes . + +A loud thudding noise came from somewhere downstairs . " That is +Mrs . Toller in the cellar " said she . " Her husband lies snoring +on the kitchen rug . Here are his keys , which are the duplicates +of Mr . Rucastle's " + +" You have done well indeed " cried Holmes with enthusiasm . " Now +lead the way , and we shall soon see the end of this black +business " + +We passed up the stair , unlocked the door , followed on down a +passage , and found ourselves in front of the barricade which Miss +Hunter had described . Holmes cut the cord and removed the +transverse bar . Then he tried the various keys in the lock , but +without success . No sound came from within , and at the silence +Holmes ' face clouded over . + +" I trust that we are not too late " said he . " I think , Miss +Hunter , that we had better go in without you . Now , Watson , put +your shoulder to it , and we shall see whether we cannot make our +way in " + +It was an old rickety door and gave at once before our united +strength . Together we rushed into the room . It was empty . There +was no furniture save a little pallet bed , a small table , and a +basketful of linen . The skylight above was open , and the prisoner +gone . + +" There has been some villainy here " said Holmes ; " this beauty +has guessed Miss Hunter's intentions and has carried his victim +off " + +" But how " + +" Through the skylight . We shall soon see how he managed it " He +swung himself up onto the roof . " Ah , yes " he cried , " here's the +end of a long light ladder against the eaves . That is how he did +it " + +" But it is impossible " said Miss Hunter ; " the ladder was not +there when the Rucastles went away " + +" He has come back and done it . I tell you that he is a clever and +dangerous man . I should not be very much surprised if this were +he whose step I hear now upon the stair . I think , Watson , that it +would be as well for you to have your pistol ready " + +The words were hardly out of his mouth before a man appeared at +the door of the room , a very fat and burly man , with a heavy +stick in his hand . Miss Hunter screamed and shrunk against the +wall at the sight of him , but Sherlock Holmes sprang forward and +confronted him . + +" You villain " said he , " where's your daughter " + +The fat man cast his eyes round , and then up at the open +skylight . + +" It is for me to ask you that " he shrieked , " you thieves ! Spies +and thieves ! I have caught you , have I ? You are in my power . I ' ll +serve you " He turned and clattered down the stairs as hard as he +could go . + +" He's gone for the dog " cried Miss Hunter . + +" I have my revolver " said I . + +" Better close the front door " cried Holmes , and we all rushed +down the stairs together . We had hardly reached the hall when we +heard the baying of a hound , and then a scream of agony , with a +horrible worrying sound which it was dreadful to listen to . An +elderly man with a red face and shaking limbs came staggering out +at a side door . + +" My God " he cried . " Someone has loosed the dog . It's not been +fed for two days . Quick , quick , or it ' ll be too late " + +Holmes and I rushed out and round the angle of the house , with +Toller hurrying behind us . There was the huge famished brute , its +black muzzle buried in Rucastle's throat , while he writhed and +screamed upon the ground . Running up , I blew its brains out , and +it fell over with its keen white teeth still meeting in the great +creases of his neck . With much labour we separated them and +carried him , living but horribly mangled , into the house . We laid +him upon the drawing - room sofa , and having dispatched the sobered +Toller to bear the news to his wife , I did what I could to +relieve his pain . We were all assembled round him when the door +opened , and a tall , gaunt woman entered the room . + +" Mrs . Toller " cried Miss Hunter . + +" Yes , miss . Mr . Rucastle let me out when he came back before he +went up to you . Ah , miss , it is a pity you didn't let me know +what you were planning , for I would have told you that your pains +were wasted " + +" Ha " said Holmes , looking keenly at her . " It is clear that Mrs . +Toller knows more about this matter than anyone else " + +" Yes , sir , I do , and I am ready enough to tell what I know " + +" Then , pray , sit down , and let us hear it for there are several +points on which I must confess that I am still in the dark " + +" I will soon make it clear to you " said she ; " and I ' d have done +so before now if I could ha ' got out from the cellar . If there's +police - court business over this , you ' ll remember that I was the +one that stood your friend , and that I was Miss Alice's friend +too . + +" She was never happy at home , Miss Alice wasn't , from the time +that her father married again . She was slighted like and had no +say in anything , but it never really became bad for her until +after she met Mr . Fowler at a friend's house . As well as I could +learn , Miss Alice had rights of her own by will , but she was so +quiet and patient , she was , that she never said a word about them +but just left everything in Mr . Rucastle's hands . He knew he was +safe with her ; but when there was a chance of a husband coming +forward , who would ask for all that the law would give him , then +her father thought it time to put a stop on it . He wanted her to +sign a paper , so that whether she married or not , he could use +her money . When she wouldn't do it , he kept on worrying her until +she got brain - fever , and for six weeks was at death's door . Then +she got better at last , all worn to a shadow , and with her +beautiful hair cut off ; but that didn't make no change in her +young man , and he stuck to her as true as man could be " + +" Ah " said Holmes , " I think that what you have been good enough +to tell us makes the matter fairly clear , and that I can deduce +all that remains . Mr . Rucastle then , I presume , took to this +system of imprisonment " + +" Yes , sir " + +" And brought Miss Hunter down from London in order to get rid of +the disagreeable persistence of Mr . Fowler " + +" That was it , sir " + +" But Mr . Fowler being a persevering man , as a good seaman should +be , blockaded the house , and having met you succeeded by certain +arguments , metallic or otherwise , in convincing you that your +interests were the same as his " + +" Mr . Fowler was a very kind - spoken , free - handed gentleman " said +Mrs . Toller serenely . + +" And in this way he managed that your good man should have no +want of drink , and that a ladder should be ready at the moment +when your master had gone out " + +" You have it , sir , just as it happened " + +" I am sure we owe you an apology , Mrs . Toller " said Holmes , " for +you have certainly cleared up everything which puzzled us . And +here comes the country surgeon and Mrs . Rucastle , so I think , +Watson , that we had best escort Miss Hunter back to Winchester , +as it seems to me that our locus standi now is rather a +questionable one " + +And thus was solved the mystery of the sinister house with the +copper beeches in front of the door . Mr . Rucastle survived , but +was always a broken man , kept alive solely through the care of +his devoted wife . They still live with their old servants , who +probably know so much of Rucastle's past life that he finds it +difficult to part from them . Mr . Fowler and Miss Rucastle were +married , by special license , in Southampton the day after their +flight , and he is now the holder of a government appointment in +the island of Mauritius . As to Miss Violet Hunter , my friend +Holmes , rather to my disappointment , manifested no further +interest in her when once she had ceased to be the centre of one +of his problems , and she is now the head of a private school at +Walsall , where I believe that she has met with considerable success . diff --git a/sherlock.png b/sherlock.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a9f063d Binary files /dev/null and b/sherlock.png differ diff --git a/test.png b/test.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ec68408 Binary files /dev/null and b/test.png differ diff --git a/ulysses.png b/ulysses.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..044e461 Binary files /dev/null and b/ulysses.png differ diff --git a/ulysses.txt b/ulysses.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d36ef49 --- /dev/null +++ b/ulysses.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32659 @@ +ULYSSES + +by James Joyce + + + + +-- I -- + +Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of +lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, +ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He +held the bowl aloft and intoned: + +--_Introibo ad altare Dei_. + +Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: + +--Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit! + +Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about +and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the +awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent +towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat +and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned +his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking +gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light +untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak. + +Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the +bowl smartly. + +--Back to barracks! he said sternly. + +He added in a preacher's tone: + +--For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul +and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One +moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all. + +He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused +awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there +with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered +through the calm. + +--Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off +the current, will you? + +He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering +about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump shadowed face and +sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron of arts in the middle ages. +A pleasant smile broke quietly over his lips. + +--The mockery of it! he said gaily. Your absurd name, an ancient Greek! + +He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet, +laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus stepped up, followed him wearily +halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as +he propped his mirror on the parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and +lathered cheeks and neck. + +Buck Mulligan's gay voice went on. + +--My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But it has a +Hellenic ring, hasn't it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself. +We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork out +twenty quid? + +He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried: + +--Will he come? The jejune jesuit! + +Ceasing, he began to shave with care. + +--Tell me, Mulligan, Stephen said quietly. + +--Yes, my love? + +--How long is Haines going to stay in this tower? + +Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his right shoulder. + +--God, isn't he dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon. He thinks +you're not a gentleman. God, these bloody English! Bursting with money +and indigestion. Because he comes from Oxford. You know, Dedalus, you +have the real Oxford manner. He can't make you out. O, my name for you +is the best: Kinch, the knife-blade. + +He shaved warily over his chin. + +--He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said. Where is +his guncase? + +--A woful lunatic! Mulligan said. Were you in a funk? + +--I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here in the dark +with a man I don't know raving and moaning to himself about shooting a +black panther. You saved men from drowning. I'm not a hero, however. If +he stays on here I am off. + +Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on his razorblade. He hopped down +from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets hastily. + +--Scutter! he cried thickly. + +He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen's upper +pocket, said: + +--Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor. + +Stephen suffered him to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a +dirty crumpled handkerchief. Buck Mulligan wiped the razorblade neatly. +Then, gazing over the handkerchief, he said: + +--The bard's noserag! A new art colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. +You can almost taste it, can't you? + +He mounted to the parapet again and gazed out over Dublin bay, his fair +oakpale hair stirring slightly. + +--God! he said quietly. Isn't the sea what Algy calls it: a grey +sweet mother? The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea. _Epi oinopa +ponton_. Ah, Dedalus, the Greeks! I must teach you. You must read them +in the original. _Thalatta! Thalatta_! She is our great sweet mother. +Come and look. + +Stephen stood up and went over to the parapet. Leaning on it he looked +down on the water and on the mailboat clearing the harbourmouth of +Kingstown. + +--Our mighty mother! Buck Mulligan said. + +He turned abruptly his grey searching eyes from the sea to Stephen's +face. + +--The aunt thinks you killed your mother, he said. That's why she won't +let me have anything to do with you. + +--Someone killed her, Stephen said gloomily. + +--You could have knelt down, damn it, Kinch, when your dying mother +asked you, Buck Mulligan said. I'm hyperborean as much as you. But to +think of your mother begging you with her last breath to kneel down and +pray for her. And you refused. There is something sinister in you... + +He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. A tolerant +smile curled his lips. + +--But a lovely mummer! he murmured to himself. Kinch, the loveliest +mummer of them all! + +He shaved evenly and with care, in silence, seriously. + +Stephen, an elbow rested on the jagged granite, leaned his palm against +his brow and gazed at the fraying edge of his shiny black coat-sleeve. +Pain, that was not yet the pain of love, fretted his heart. Silently, in +a dream she had come to him after her death, her wasted body within its +loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her +breath, that had bent upon him, mute, reproachful, a faint odour of +wetted ashes. Across the threadbare cuffedge he saw the sea hailed as a +great sweet mother by the wellfed voice beside him. The ring of bay +and skyline held a dull green mass of liquid. A bowl of white china had +stood beside her deathbed holding the green sluggish bile which she had +torn up from her rotting liver by fits of loud groaning vomiting. + +Buck Mulligan wiped again his razorblade. + +--Ah, poor dogsbody! he said in a kind voice. I must give you a shirt +and a few noserags. How are the secondhand breeks? + +--They fit well enough, Stephen answered. + +Buck Mulligan attacked the hollow beneath his underlip. + +--The mockery of it, he said contentedly. Secondleg they should be. God +knows what poxy bowsy left them off. I have a lovely pair with a hair +stripe, grey. You'll look spiffing in them. I'm not joking, Kinch. You +look damn well when you're dressed. + +--Thanks, Stephen said. I can't wear them if they are grey. + +--He can't wear them, Buck Mulligan told his face in the mirror. +Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey +trousers. + +He folded his razor neatly and with stroking palps of fingers felt the +smooth skin. + +Stephen turned his gaze from the sea and to the plump face with its +smokeblue mobile eyes. + +--That fellow I was with in the Ship last night, said Buck Mulligan, +says you have g.p.i. He's up in Dottyville with Connolly Norman. General +paralysis of the insane! + +He swept the mirror a half circle in the air to flash the tidings abroad +in sunlight now radiant on the sea. His curling shaven lips laughed and +the edges of his white glittering teeth. Laughter seized all his strong +wellknit trunk. + +--Look at yourself, he said, you dreadful bard! + +Stephen bent forward and peered at the mirror held out to him, cleft by +a crooked crack. Hair on end. As he and others see me. Who chose this +face for me? This dogsbody to rid of vermin. It asks me too. + +--I pinched it out of the skivvy's room, Buck Mulligan said. It does her +all right. The aunt always keeps plainlooking servants for Malachi. Lead +him not into temptation. And her name is Ursula. + +Laughing again, he brought the mirror away from Stephen's peering eyes. + +--The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror, he said. If +Wilde were only alive to see you! + +Drawing back and pointing, Stephen said with bitterness: + +--It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. + +Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm in Stephen's and walked with him +round the tower, his razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where he +had thrust them. + +--It's not fair to tease you like that, Kinch, is it? he said kindly. +God knows you have more spirit than any of them. + +Parried again. He fears the lancet of my art as I fear that of his. The +cold steelpen. + +--Cracked lookingglass of a servant! Tell that to the oxy chap +downstairs and touch him for a guinea. He's stinking with money and +thinks you're not a gentleman. His old fellow made his tin by selling +jalap to Zulus or some bloody swindle or other. God, Kinch, if you and I +could only work together we might do something for the island. Hellenise +it. + +Cranly's arm. His arm. + +--And to think of your having to beg from these swine. I'm the only one +that knows what you are. Why don't you trust me more? What have you +up your nose against me? Is it Haines? If he makes any noise here I'll +bring down Seymour and we'll give him a ragging worse than they gave +Clive Kempthorpe. + +Young shouts of moneyed voices in Clive Kempthorpe's rooms. Palefaces: +they hold their ribs with laughter, one clasping another. O, I shall +expire! Break the news to her gently, Aubrey! I shall die! With slit +ribbons of his shirt whipping the air he hops and hobbles round the +table, with trousers down at heels, chased by Ades of Magdalen with the +tailor's shears. A scared calf's face gilded with marmalade. I don't +want to be debagged! Don't you play the giddy ox with me! + +Shouts from the open window startling evening in the quadrangle. A deaf +gardener, aproned, masked with Matthew Arnold's face, pushes his mower +on the sombre lawn watching narrowly the dancing motes of grasshalms. + +To ourselves... new paganism... omphalos. + +--Let him stay, Stephen said. There's nothing wrong with him except at +night. + +--Then what is it? Buck Mulligan asked impatiently. Cough it up. I'm +quite frank with you. What have you against me now? + +They halted, looking towards the blunt cape of Bray Head that lay on the +water like the snout of a sleeping whale. Stephen freed his arm quietly. + +--Do you wish me to tell you? he asked. + +--Yes, what is it? Buck Mulligan answered. I don't remember anything. + +He looked in Stephen's face as he spoke. A light wind passed his brow, +fanning softly his fair uncombed hair and stirring silver points of +anxiety in his eyes. + +Stephen, depressed by his own voice, said: + +--Do you remember the first day I went to your house after my mother's +death? + +Buck Mulligan frowned quickly and said: + +--What? Where? I can't remember anything. I remember only ideas and +sensations. Why? What happened in the name of God? + +--You were making tea, Stephen said, and went across the landing to +get more hot water. Your mother and some visitor came out of the +drawingroom. She asked you who was in your room. + +--Yes? Buck Mulligan said. What did I say? I forget. + +--You said, Stephen answered, _O, it's only Dedalus whose mother is +beastly dead._ + +A flush which made him seem younger and more engaging rose to Buck +Mulligan's cheek. + +--Did I say that? he asked. Well? What harm is that? + +He shook his constraint from him nervously. + +--And what is death, he asked, your mother's or yours or my own? You +saw only your mother die. I see them pop off every day in the Mater and +Richmond and cut up into tripes in the dissectingroom. It's a beastly +thing and nothing else. It simply doesn't matter. You wouldn't kneel +down to pray for your mother on her deathbed when she asked you. Why? +Because you have the cursed jesuit strain in you, only it's injected the +wrong way. To me it's all a mockery and beastly. Her cerebral lobes +are not functioning. She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks +buttercups off the quilt. Humour her till it's over. You crossed her +last wish in death and yet you sulk with me because I don't whinge like +some hired mute from Lalouette's. Absurd! I suppose I did say it. I +didn't mean to offend the memory of your mother. + +He had spoken himself into boldness. Stephen, shielding the gaping +wounds which the words had left in his heart, said very coldly: + +--I am not thinking of the offence to my mother. + +--Of what then? Buck Mulligan asked. + +--Of the offence to me, Stephen answered. + +Buck Mulligan swung round on his heel. + +--O, an impossible person! he exclaimed. + +He walked off quickly round the parapet. Stephen stood at his post, +gazing over the calm sea towards the headland. Sea and headland now grew +dim. Pulses were beating in his eyes, veiling their sight, and he felt +the fever of his cheeks. + +A voice within the tower called loudly: + +--Are you up there, Mulligan? + +--I'm coming, Buck Mulligan answered. + +He turned towards Stephen and said: + +--Look at the sea. What does it care about offences? Chuck Loyola, +Kinch, and come on down. The Sassenach wants his morning rashers. + +His head halted again for a moment at the top of the staircase, level +with the roof: + +--Don't mope over it all day, he said. I'm inconsequent. Give up the +moody brooding. + +His head vanished but the drone of his descending voice boomed out of +the stairhead: + + _And no more turn aside and brood + Upon love's bitter mystery + For Fergus rules the brazen cars._ + + +Woodshadows floated silently by through the morning peace from the +stairhead seaward where he gazed. Inshore and farther out the mirror of +water whitened, spurned by lightshod hurrying feet. White breast of +the dim sea. The twining stresses, two by two. A hand plucking the +harpstrings, merging their twining chords. Wavewhite wedded words +shimmering on the dim tide. + +A cloud began to cover the sun slowly, wholly, shadowing the bay in +deeper green. It lay beneath him, a bowl of bitter waters. Fergus' song: +I sang it alone in the house, holding down the long dark chords. Her +door was open: she wanted to hear my music. Silent with awe and pity +I went to her bedside. She was crying in her wretched bed. For those +words, Stephen: love's bitter mystery. + +Where now? + +Her secrets: old featherfans, tasselled dancecards, powdered with musk, +a gaud of amber beads in her locked drawer. A birdcage hung in the sunny +window of her house when she was a girl. She heard old Royce sing in the +pantomime of Turko the Terrible and laughed with others when he sang: + + _I am the boy + That can enjoy + Invisibility._ + + +Phantasmal mirth, folded away: muskperfumed. + +_And no more turn aside and brood._ + + +Folded away in the memory of nature with her toys. Memories beset his +brooding brain. Her glass of water from the kitchen tap when she had +approached the sacrament. A cored apple, filled with brown sugar, +roasting for her at the hob on a dark autumn evening. Her shapely +fingernails reddened by the blood of squashed lice from the children's +shirts. + +In a dream, silently, she had come to him, her wasted body within its +loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her breath, +bent over him with mute secret words, a faint odour of wetted ashes. + +Her glazing eyes, staring out of death, to shake and bend my soul. On me +alone. The ghostcandle to light her agony. Ghostly light on the tortured +face. Her hoarse loud breath rattling in horror, while all prayed on +their knees. Her eyes on me to strike me down. _Liliata rutilantium te +confessorum turma circumdet: iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat._ + +Ghoul! Chewer of corpses! + +No, mother! Let me be and let me live. + +--Kinch ahoy! + +Buck Mulligan's voice sang from within the tower. It came nearer up the +staircase, calling again. Stephen, still trembling at his soul's cry, +heard warm running sunlight and in the air behind him friendly words. + +--Dedalus, come down, like a good mosey. Breakfast is ready. Haines is +apologising for waking us last night. It's all right. + +--I'm coming, Stephen said, turning. + +--Do, for Jesus' sake, Buck Mulligan said. For my sake and for all our +sakes. + +His head disappeared and reappeared. + +--I told him your symbol of Irish art. He says it's very clever. Touch +him for a quid, will you? A guinea, I mean. + +--I get paid this morning, Stephen said. + +--The school kip? Buck Mulligan said. How much? Four quid? Lend us one. + +--If you want it, Stephen said. + +--Four shining sovereigns, Buck Mulligan cried with delight. We'll +have a glorious drunk to astonish the druidy druids. Four omnipotent +sovereigns. + +He flung up his hands and tramped down the stone stairs, singing out of +tune with a Cockney accent: + + _O, won't we have a merry time, + Drinking whisky, beer and wine! + On coronation, + Coronation day! + O, won't we have a merry time + On coronation day!_ + + +Warm sunshine merrying over the sea. The nickel shavingbowl shone, +forgotten, on the parapet. Why should I bring it down? Or leave it there +all day, forgotten friendship? + +He went over to it, held it in his hands awhile, feeling its coolness, +smelling the clammy slaver of the lather in which the brush was stuck. +So I carried the boat of incense then at Clongowes. I am another now and +yet the same. A servant too. A server of a servant. + +In the gloomy domed livingroom of the tower Buck Mulligan's gowned form +moved briskly to and fro about the hearth, hiding and revealing its +yellow glow. Two shafts of soft daylight fell across the flagged floor +from the high barbacans: and at the meeting of their rays a cloud of +coalsmoke and fumes of fried grease floated, turning. + +--We'll be choked, Buck Mulligan said. Haines, open that door, will you? + +Stephen laid the shavingbowl on the locker. A tall figure rose from the +hammock where it had been sitting, went to the doorway and pulled open +the inner doors. + +--Have you the key? a voice asked. + +--Dedalus has it, Buck Mulligan said. Janey Mack, I'm choked! + +He howled, without looking up from the fire: + +--Kinch! + +--It's in the lock, Stephen said, coming forward. + +The key scraped round harshly twice and, when the heavy door had been +set ajar, welcome light and bright air entered. Haines stood at the +doorway, looking out. Stephen haled his upended valise to the table and +sat down to wait. Buck Mulligan tossed the fry on to the dish beside +him. Then he carried the dish and a large teapot over to the table, set +them down heavily and sighed with relief. + +--I'm melting, he said, as the candle remarked when... But, hush! Not a +word more on that subject! Kinch, wake up! Bread, butter, honey. Haines, +come in. The grub is ready. Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts. +Where's the sugar? O, jay, there's no milk. + +Stephen fetched the loaf and the pot of honey and the buttercooler from +the locker. Buck Mulligan sat down in a sudden pet. + +--What sort of a kip is this? he said. I told her to come after eight. + +--We can drink it black, Stephen said thirstily. There's a lemon in the +locker. + +--O, damn you and your Paris fads! Buck Mulligan said. I want Sandycove +milk. + +Haines came in from the doorway and said quietly: + +--That woman is coming up with the milk. + +--The blessings of God on you! Buck Mulligan cried, jumping up from his +chair. Sit down. Pour out the tea there. The sugar is in the bag. Here, +I can't go fumbling at the damned eggs. + +He hacked through the fry on the dish and slapped it out on three +plates, saying: + +--_In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti._ + +Haines sat down to pour out the tea. + +--I'm giving you two lumps each, he said. But, I say, Mulligan, you do +make strong tea, don't you? + +Buck Mulligan, hewing thick slices from the loaf, said in an old woman's +wheedling voice: + +--When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I +makes water I makes water. + +--By Jove, it is tea, Haines said. + +Buck Mulligan went on hewing and wheedling: + +--_So I do, Mrs Cahill,_ says she. _Begob, ma'am,_ says Mrs Cahill, _God +send you don't make them in the one pot._ + +He lunged towards his messmates in turn a thick slice of bread, impaled +on his knife. + +--That's folk, he said very earnestly, for your book, Haines. Five +lines of text and ten pages of notes about the folk and the fishgods of +Dundrum. Printed by the weird sisters in the year of the big wind. + +He turned to Stephen and asked in a fine puzzled voice, lifting his +brows: + +--Can you recall, brother, is mother Grogan's tea and water pot spoken +of in the Mabinogion or is it in the Upanishads? + +--I doubt it, said Stephen gravely. + +--Do you now? Buck Mulligan said in the same tone. Your reasons, pray? + +--I fancy, Stephen said as he ate, it did not exist in or out of the +Mabinogion. Mother Grogan was, one imagines, a kinswoman of Mary Ann. + +Buck Mulligan's face smiled with delight. + +--Charming! he said in a finical sweet voice, showing his white teeth +and blinking his eyes pleasantly. Do you think she was? Quite charming! + +Then, suddenly overclouding all his features, he growled in a hoarsened +rasping voice as he hewed again vigorously at the loaf: + + _--For old Mary Ann + She doesn't care a damn. + But, hising up her petticoats..._ + + +He crammed his mouth with fry and munched and droned. + +The doorway was darkened by an entering form. + +--The milk, sir! + +--Come in, ma'am, Mulligan said. Kinch, get the jug. + +An old woman came forward and stood by Stephen's elbow. + +--That's a lovely morning, sir, she said. Glory be to God. + +--To whom? Mulligan said, glancing at her. Ah, to be sure! + +Stephen reached back and took the milkjug from the locker. + +--The islanders, Mulligan said to Haines casually, speak frequently of +the collector of prepuces. + +--How much, sir? asked the old woman. + +--A quart, Stephen said. + +He watched her pour into the measure and thence into the jug rich white +milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps. She poured again a measureful and +a tilly. Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe +a messenger. She praised the goodness of the milk, pouring it out. +Crouching by a patient cow at daybreak in the lush field, a witch on her +toadstool, her wrinkled fingers quick at the squirting dugs. They lowed +about her whom they knew, dewsilky cattle. Silk of the kine and poor old +woman, names given her in old times. A wandering crone, lowly form of +an immortal serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common +cuckquean, a messenger from the secret morning. To serve or to upbraid, +whether he could not tell: but scorned to beg her favour. + +--It is indeed, ma'am, Buck Mulligan said, pouring milk into their cups. + +--Taste it, sir, she said. + +He drank at her bidding. + +--If we could live on good food like that, he said to her somewhat +loudly, we wouldn't have the country full of rotten teeth and rotten +guts. Living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with +dust, horsedung and consumptives' spits. + +--Are you a medical student, sir? the old woman asked. + +--I am, ma'am, Buck Mulligan answered. + +--Look at that now, she said. + +Stephen listened in scornful silence. She bows her old head to a voice +that speaks to her loudly, her bonesetter, her medicineman: me she +slights. To the voice that will shrive and oil for the grave all there +is of her but her woman's unclean loins, of man's flesh made not in +God's likeness, the serpent's prey. And to the loud voice that now bids +her be silent with wondering unsteady eyes. + +--Do you understand what he says? Stephen asked her. + +--Is it French you are talking, sir? the old woman said to Haines. + +Haines spoke to her again a longer speech, confidently. + +--Irish, Buck Mulligan said. Is there Gaelic on you? + +--I thought it was Irish, she said, by the sound of it. Are you from the +west, sir? + +--I am an Englishman, Haines answered. + +--He's English, Buck Mulligan said, and he thinks we ought to speak +Irish in Ireland. + +--Sure we ought to, the old woman said, and I'm ashamed I don't speak +the language myself. I'm told it's a grand language by them that knows. + +--Grand is no name for it, said Buck Mulligan. Wonderful entirely. Fill +us out some more tea, Kinch. Would you like a cup, ma'am? + +--No, thank you, sir, the old woman said, slipping the ring of the +milkcan on her forearm and about to go. + +Haines said to her: + +--Have you your bill? We had better pay her, Mulligan, hadn't we? + +Stephen filled again the three cups. + +--Bill, sir? she said, halting. Well, it's seven mornings a pint at +twopence is seven twos is a shilling and twopence over and these three +mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is a shilling. That's a +shilling and one and two is two and two, sir. + +Buck Mulligan sighed and, having filled his mouth with a crust thickly +buttered on both sides, stretched forth his legs and began to search his +trouser pockets. + +--Pay up and look pleasant, Haines said to him, smiling. + +Stephen filled a third cup, a spoonful of tea colouring faintly the +thick rich milk. Buck Mulligan brought up a florin, twisted it round in +his fingers and cried: + +--A miracle! + +He passed it along the table towards the old woman, saying: + +--Ask nothing more of me, sweet. All I can give you I give. + +Stephen laid the coin in her uneager hand. + +--We'll owe twopence, he said. + +--Time enough, sir, she said, taking the coin. Time enough. Good +morning, sir. + +She curtseyed and went out, followed by Buck Mulligan's tender chant: + + _--Heart of my heart, were it more, + More would be laid at your feet._ + + +He turned to Stephen and said: + +--Seriously, Dedalus. I'm stony. Hurry out to your school kip and bring +us back some money. Today the bards must drink and junket. Ireland +expects that every man this day will do his duty. + +--That reminds me, Haines said, rising, that I have to visit your +national library today. + +--Our swim first, Buck Mulligan said. + +He turned to Stephen and asked blandly: + +--Is this the day for your monthly wash, Kinch? + +Then he said to Haines: + +--The unclean bard makes a point of washing once a month. + +--All Ireland is washed by the gulfstream, Stephen said as he let honey +trickle over a slice of the loaf. + +Haines from the corner where he was knotting easily a scarf about the +loose collar of his tennis shirt spoke: + +--I intend to make a collection of your sayings if you will let me. + +Speaking to me. They wash and tub and scrub. Agenbite of inwit. +Conscience. Yet here's a spot. + +--That one about the cracked lookingglass of a servant being the symbol +of Irish art is deuced good. + +Buck Mulligan kicked Stephen's foot under the table and said with warmth +of tone: + +--Wait till you hear him on Hamlet, Haines. + +--Well, I mean it, Haines said, still speaking to Stephen. I was just +thinking of it when that poor old creature came in. + +--Would I make any money by it? Stephen asked. + +Haines laughed and, as he took his soft grey hat from the holdfast of +the hammock, said: + +--I don't know, I'm sure. + +He strolled out to the doorway. Buck Mulligan bent across to Stephen and +said with coarse vigour: + +--You put your hoof in it now. What did you say that for? + +--Well? Stephen said. The problem is to get money. From whom? From the +milkwoman or from him. It's a toss up, I think. + +--I blow him out about you, Buck Mulligan said, and then you come along +with your lousy leer and your gloomy jesuit jibes. + +--I see little hope, Stephen said, from her or from him. + +Buck Mulligan sighed tragically and laid his hand on Stephen's arm. + +--From me, Kinch, he said. + +In a suddenly changed tone he added: + +--To tell you the God's truth I think you're right. Damn all else they +are good for. Why don't you play them as I do? To hell with them all. +Let us get out of the kip. + +He stood up, gravely ungirdled and disrobed himself of his gown, saying +resignedly: + +--Mulligan is stripped of his garments. + +He emptied his pockets on to the table. + +--There's your snotrag, he said. + +And putting on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them, +chiding them, and to his dangling watchchain. His hands plunged and +rummaged in his trunk while he called for a clean handkerchief. God, +we'll simply have to dress the character. I want puce gloves and +green boots. Contradiction. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I +contradict myself. Mercurial Malachi. A limp black missile flew out of +his talking hands. + +--And there's your Latin quarter hat, he said. + +Stephen picked it up and put it on. Haines called to them from the +doorway: + +--Are you coming, you fellows? + +--I'm ready, Buck Mulligan answered, going towards the door. Come out, +Kinch. You have eaten all we left, I suppose. Resigned he passed out +with grave words and gait, saying, wellnigh with sorrow: + +--And going forth he met Butterly. + +Stephen, taking his ashplant from its leaningplace, followed them out +and, as they went down the ladder, pulled to the slow iron door and +locked it. He put the huge key in his inner pocket. + +At the foot of the ladder Buck Mulligan asked: + +--Did you bring the key? + +--I have it, Stephen said, preceding them. + +He walked on. Behind him he heard Buck Mulligan club with his heavy +bathtowel the leader shoots of ferns or grasses. + +--Down, sir! How dare you, sir! + +Haines asked: + +--Do you pay rent for this tower? + +--Twelve quid, Buck Mulligan said. + +--To the secretary of state for war, Stephen added over his shoulder. + +They halted while Haines surveyed the tower and said at last: + +--Rather bleak in wintertime, I should say. Martello you call it? + +--Billy Pitt had them built, Buck Mulligan said, when the French were on +the sea. But ours is the _omphalos_. + +--What is your idea of Hamlet? Haines asked Stephen. + +--No, no, Buck Mulligan shouted in pain. I'm not equal to Thomas Aquinas +and the fiftyfive reasons he has made out to prop it up. Wait till I +have a few pints in me first. + +He turned to Stephen, saying, as he pulled down neatly the peaks of his +primrose waistcoat: + +--You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch, could you? + +--It has waited so long, Stephen said listlessly, it can wait longer. + +--You pique my curiosity, Haines said amiably. Is it some paradox? + +--Pooh! Buck Mulligan said. We have grown out of Wilde and paradoxes. +It's quite simple. He proves by algebra that Hamlet's grandson is +Shakespeare's grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own +father. + +--What? Haines said, beginning to point at Stephen. He himself? + +Buck Mulligan slung his towel stolewise round his neck and, bending in +loose laughter, said to Stephen's ear: + +--O, shade of Kinch the elder! Japhet in search of a father! + +--We're always tired in the morning, Stephen said to Haines. And it is +rather long to tell. + +Buck Mulligan, walking forward again, raised his hands. + +--The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue of Dedalus, he said. + +--I mean to say, Haines explained to Stephen as they followed, this +tower and these cliffs here remind me somehow of Elsinore. _That beetles +o'er his base into the sea,_ isn't it? + +Buck Mulligan turned suddenly for an instant towards Stephen but did +not speak. In the bright silent instant Stephen saw his own image in +cheap dusty mourning between their gay attires. + +--It's a wonderful tale, Haines said, bringing them to halt again. + +Eyes, pale as the sea the wind had freshened, paler, firm and prudent. +The seas' ruler, he gazed southward over the bay, empty save for the +smokeplume of the mailboat vague on the bright skyline and a sail +tacking by the Muglins. + +--I read a theological interpretation of it somewhere, he said bemused. +The Father and the Son idea. The Son striving to be atoned with the +Father. + +Buck Mulligan at once put on a blithe broadly smiling face. He looked +at them, his wellshaped mouth open happily, his eyes, from which he had +suddenly withdrawn all shrewd sense, blinking with mad gaiety. He moved +a doll's head to and fro, the brims of his Panama hat quivering, and +began to chant in a quiet happy foolish voice: + + _--I'm the queerest young fellow that ever you heard. + My mother's a jew, my father's a bird. + With Joseph the joiner I cannot agree. + So here's to disciples and Calvary._ + + +He held up a forefinger of warning. + + _--If anyone thinks that I amn't divine + He'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wine + But have to drink water and wish it were plain + That i make when the wine becomes water again._ + + +He tugged swiftly at Stephen's ashplant in farewell and, running forward +to a brow of the cliff, fluttered his hands at his sides like fins or +wings of one about to rise in the air, and chanted: + + _--Goodbye, now, goodbye! Write down all I said + And tell Tom, Dick and Harry I rose from the dead. + What's bred in the bone cannot fail me to fly + And Olivet's breezy... Goodbye, now, goodbye!_ + + +He capered before them down towards the fortyfoot hole, fluttering his +winglike hands, leaping nimbly, Mercury's hat quivering in the fresh +wind that bore back to them his brief birdsweet cries. + +Haines, who had been laughing guardedly, walked on beside Stephen and +said: + +--We oughtn't to laugh, I suppose. He's rather blasphemous. I'm not a +believer myself, that is to say. Still his gaiety takes the harm out of +it somehow, doesn't it? What did he call it? Joseph the Joiner? + +--The ballad of joking Jesus, Stephen answered. + +--O, Haines said, you have heard it before? + +--Three times a day, after meals, Stephen said drily. + +--You're not a believer, are you? Haines asked. I mean, a believer in +the narrow sense of the word. Creation from nothing and miracles and a +personal God. + +--There's only one sense of the word, it seems to me, Stephen said. + +Haines stopped to take out a smooth silver case in which twinkled a +green stone. He sprang it open with his thumb and offered it. + +--Thank you, Stephen said, taking a cigarette. + +Haines helped himself and snapped the case to. He put it back in his +sidepocket and took from his waistcoatpocket a nickel tinderbox, sprang +it open too, and, having lit his cigarette, held the flaming spunk +towards Stephen in the shell of his hands. + +--Yes, of course, he said, as they went on again. Either you believe +or you don't, isn't it? Personally I couldn't stomach that idea of a +personal God. You don't stand for that, I suppose? + +--You behold in me, Stephen said with grim displeasure, a horrible +example of free thought. + +He walked on, waiting to be spoken to, trailing his ashplant by his +side. Its ferrule followed lightly on the path, squealing at his heels. +My familiar, after me, calling, Steeeeeeeeeeeephen! A wavering line +along the path. They will walk on it tonight, coming here in the dark. +He wants that key. It is mine. I paid the rent. Now I eat his salt +bread. Give him the key too. All. He will ask for it. That was in his +eyes. + +--After all, Haines began... + +Stephen turned and saw that the cold gaze which had measured him was not +all unkind. + +--After all, I should think you are able to free yourself. You are your +own master, it seems to me. + +--I am a servant of two masters, Stephen said, an English and an +Italian. + +--Italian? Haines said. + +A crazy queen, old and jealous. Kneel down before me. + +--And a third, Stephen said, there is who wants me for odd jobs. + +--Italian? Haines said again. What do you mean? + +--The imperial British state, Stephen answered, his colour rising, and +the holy Roman catholic and apostolic church. + +Haines detached from his underlip some fibres of tobacco before he +spoke. + +--I can quite understand that, he said calmly. An Irishman must think +like that, I daresay. We feel in England that we have treated you rather +unfairly. It seems history is to blame. + +The proud potent titles clanged over Stephen's memory the triumph +of their brazen bells: _et unam sanctam catholicam et apostolicam +ecclesiam:_ the slow growth and change of rite and dogma like his own +rare thoughts, a chemistry of stars. Symbol of the apostles in the +mass for pope Marcellus, the voices blended, singing alone loud in +affirmation: and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the church +militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs. A horde of heresies +fleeing with mitres awry: Photius and the brood of mockers of +whom Mulligan was one, and Arius, warring his life long upon the +consubstantiality of the Son with the Father, and Valentine, spurning +Christ's terrene body, and the subtle African heresiarch Sabellius who +held that the Father was Himself His own Son. Words Mulligan had spoken +a moment since in mockery to the stranger. Idle mockery. The void +awaits surely all them that weave the wind: a menace, a disarming and a +worsting from those embattled angels of the church, Michael's host, +who defend her ever in the hour of conflict with their lances and their +shields. + +Hear, hear! Prolonged applause. _Zut! Nom de Dieu!_ + +--Of course I'm a Britisher, Haines's voice said, and I feel as one. I +don't want to see my country fall into the hands of German jews either. +That's our national problem, I'm afraid, just now. + +Two men stood at the verge of the cliff, watching: businessman, boatman. + +--She's making for Bullock harbour. + +The boatman nodded towards the north of the bay with some disdain. + +--There's five fathoms out there, he said. It'll be swept up that way +when the tide comes in about one. It's nine days today. + +The man that was drowned. A sail veering about the blank bay waiting +for a swollen bundle to bob up, roll over to the sun a puffy face, +saltwhite. Here I am. + +They followed the winding path down to the creek. Buck Mulligan stood on +a stone, in shirtsleeves, his unclipped tie rippling over his shoulder. +A young man clinging to a spur of rock near him, moved slowly frogwise +his green legs in the deep jelly of the water. + +--Is the brother with you, Malachi? + +--Down in Westmeath. With the Bannons. + +--Still there? I got a card from Bannon. Says he found a sweet young +thing down there. Photo girl he calls her. + +--Snapshot, eh? Brief exposure. + +Buck Mulligan sat down to unlace his boots. An elderly man shot up near +the spur of rock a blowing red face. He scrambled up by the stones, +water glistening on his pate and on its garland of grey hair, water +rilling over his chest and paunch and spilling jets out of his black +sagging loincloth. + +Buck Mulligan made way for him to scramble past and, glancing at Haines +and Stephen, crossed himself piously with his thumbnail at brow and lips +and breastbone. + +--Seymour's back in town, the young man said, grasping again his spur of +rock. Chucked medicine and going in for the army. + +--Ah, go to God! Buck Mulligan said. + +--Going over next week to stew. You know that red Carlisle girl, Lily? + +--Yes. + +--Spooning with him last night on the pier. The father is rotto with +money. + +--Is she up the pole? + +--Better ask Seymour that. + +--Seymour a bleeding officer! Buck Mulligan said. + +He nodded to himself as he drew off his trousers and stood up, saying +tritely: + +--Redheaded women buck like goats. + +He broke off in alarm, feeling his side under his flapping shirt. + +--My twelfth rib is gone, he cried. I'm the _Uebermensch._ Toothless +Kinch and I, the supermen. + +He struggled out of his shirt and flung it behind him to where his +clothes lay. + +--Are you going in here, Malachi? + +--Yes. Make room in the bed. + +The young man shoved himself backward through the water and reached +the middle of the creek in two long clean strokes. Haines sat down on a +stone, smoking. + +--Are you not coming in? Buck Mulligan asked. + +--Later on, Haines said. Not on my breakfast. + +Stephen turned away. + +--I'm going, Mulligan, he said. + +--Give us that key, Kinch, Buck Mulligan said, to keep my chemise flat. + +Stephen handed him the key. Buck Mulligan laid it across his heaped +clothes. + +--And twopence, he said, for a pint. Throw it there. + +Stephen threw two pennies on the soft heap. Dressing, undressing. Buck +Mulligan erect, with joined hands before him, said solemnly: + +--He who stealeth from the poor lendeth to the Lord. Thus spake +Zarathustra. + +His plump body plunged. + +--We'll see you again, Haines said, turning as Stephen walked up the +path and smiling at wild Irish. + +Horn of a bull, hoof of a horse, smile of a Saxon. + +--The Ship, Buck Mulligan cried. Half twelve. + +--Good, Stephen said. + +He walked along the upwardcurving path. + + _Liliata rutilantium. + Turma circumdet. + Iubilantium te virginum._ + + +The priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will +not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. + +A voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning +the curve he waved his hand. It called again. A sleek brown head, a +seal's, far out on the water, round. + +Usurper. + + + +--You, Cochrane, what city sent for him? + +--Tarentum, sir. + +--Very good. Well? + +--There was a battle, sir. + +--Very good. Where? + +The boy's blank face asked the blank window. + +Fabled by the daughters of memory. And yet it was in some way if not as +memory fabled it. A phrase, then, of impatience, thud of Blake's wings +of excess. I hear the ruin of all space, shattered glass and toppling +masonry, and time one livid final flame. What's left us then? + +--I forget the place, sir. 279 B. C. + +--Asculum, Stephen said, glancing at the name and date in the +gorescarred book. + +--Yes, sir. And he said: _Another victory like that and we are done +for._ + +That phrase the world had remembered. A dull ease of the mind. From +a hill above a corpsestrewn plain a general speaking to his officers, +leaned upon his spear. Any general to any officers. They lend ear. + +--You, Armstrong, Stephen said. What was the end of Pyrrhus? + +--End of Pyrrhus, sir? + +--I know, sir. Ask me, sir, Comyn said. + +--Wait. You, Armstrong. Do you know anything about Pyrrhus? + +A bag of figrolls lay snugly in Armstrong's satchel. He curled them +between his palms at whiles and swallowed them softly. Crumbs adhered to +the tissue of his lips. A sweetened boy's breath. Welloff people, proud +that their eldest son was in the navy. Vico road, Dalkey. + +--Pyrrhus, sir? Pyrrhus, a pier. + +All laughed. Mirthless high malicious laughter. Armstrong looked round +at his classmates, silly glee in profile. In a moment they will laugh +more loudly, aware of my lack of rule and of the fees their papas pay. + +--Tell me now, Stephen said, poking the boy's shoulder with the book, +what is a pier. + +--A pier, sir, Armstrong said. A thing out in the water. A kind of a +bridge. Kingstown pier, sir. + +Some laughed again: mirthless but with meaning. Two in the back bench +whispered. Yes. They knew: had never learned nor ever been innocent. +All. With envy he watched their faces: Edith, Ethel, Gerty, Lily. Their +likes: their breaths, too, sweetened with tea and jam, their bracelets +tittering in the struggle. + +--Kingstown pier, Stephen said. Yes, a disappointed bridge. + +The words troubled their gaze. + +--How, sir? Comyn asked. A bridge is across a river. + +For Haines's chapbook. No-one here to hear. Tonight deftly amid wild +drink and talk, to pierce the polished mail of his mind. What then? A +jester at the court of his master, indulged and disesteemed, winning a +clement master's praise. Why had they chosen all that part? Not wholly +for the smooth caress. For them too history was a tale like any other +too often heard, their land a pawnshop. + +Had Pyrrhus not fallen by a beldam's hand in Argos or Julius Caesar not +been knifed to death. They are not to be thought away. Time has +branded them and fettered they are lodged in the room of the infinite +possibilities they have ousted. But can those have been possible seeing +that they never were? Or was that only possible which came to pass? +Weave, weaver of the wind. + +--Tell us a story, sir. + +--O, do, sir. A ghoststory. + +--Where do you begin in this? Stephen asked, opening another book. + +-_-Weep no more,_ Comyn said. + +--Go on then, Talbot. + +--And the story, sir? + +--After, Stephen said. Go on, Talbot. + +A swarthy boy opened a book and propped it nimbly under the breastwork +of his satchel. He recited jerks of verse with odd glances at the text: + + _--Weep no more, woful shepherds, weep no more + For Lycidas, your sorrow, is not dead, + Sunk though he be beneath the watery floor..._ + + +It must be a movement then, an actuality of the possible as possible. +Aristotle's phrase formed itself within the gabbled verses and floated +out into the studious silence of the library of Saint Genevieve where he +had read, sheltered from the sin of Paris, night by night. By his elbow +a delicate Siamese conned a handbook of strategy. Fed and feeding brains +about me: under glowlamps, impaled, with faintly beating feelers: and +in my mind's darkness a sloth of the underworld, reluctant, shy of +brightness, shifting her dragon scaly folds. Thought is the thought of +thought. Tranquil brightness. The soul is in a manner all that is: the +soul is the form of forms. Tranquility sudden, vast, candescent: form of +forms. + +Talbot repeated: + + _--Through the dear might of Him that walked the waves, + Through the dear might..._ + + +--Turn over, Stephen said quietly. I don't see anything. + +--What, sir? Talbot asked simply, bending forward. + +His hand turned the page over. He leaned back and went on again, having +just remembered. Of him that walked the waves. Here also over these +craven hearts his shadow lies and on the scoffer's heart and lips and +on mine. It lies upon their eager faces who offered him a coin of the +tribute. To Caesar what is Caesar's, to God what is God's. A long +look from dark eyes, a riddling sentence to be woven and woven on the +church's looms. Ay. + + _Riddle me, riddle me, randy ro. + My father gave me seeds to sow._ + + +Talbot slid his closed book into his satchel. + +--Have I heard all? Stephen asked. + +--Yes, sir. Hockey at ten, sir. + +--Half day, sir. Thursday. + +--Who can answer a riddle? Stephen asked. + +They bundled their books away, pencils clacking, pages rustling. +Crowding together they strapped and buckled their satchels, all gabbling +gaily: + +--A riddle, sir? Ask me, sir. + +--O, ask me, sir. + +--A hard one, sir. + +--This is the riddle, Stephen said: + + _The cock crew, + The sky was blue: + The bells in heaven + Were striking eleven. + 'Tis time for this poor soul + To go to heaven._ + + +What is that? + +--What, sir? + +--Again, sir. We didn't hear. + +Their eyes grew bigger as the lines were repeated. After a silence +Cochrane said: + +--What is it, sir? We give it up. + +Stephen, his throat itching, answered: + +--The fox burying his grandmother under a hollybush. + +He stood up and gave a shout of nervous laughter to which their cries +echoed dismay. + +A stick struck the door and a voice in the corridor called: + +--Hockey! + +They broke asunder, sidling out of their benches, leaping them. Quickly +they were gone and from the lumberroom came the rattle of sticks and +clamour of their boots and tongues. + +Sargent who alone had lingered came forward slowly, showing an open +copybook. His thick hair and scraggy neck gave witness of unreadiness +and through his misty glasses weak eyes looked up pleading. On his +cheek, dull and bloodless, a soft stain of ink lay, dateshaped, recent +and damp as a snail's bed. + +He held out his copybook. The word _Sums_ was written on the headline. +Beneath were sloping figures and at the foot a crooked signature with +blind loops and a blot. Cyril Sargent: his name and seal. + +--Mr Deasy told me to write them out all again, he said, and show them +to you, sir. + +Stephen touched the edges of the book. Futility. + +--Do you understand how to do them now? he asked. + +--Numbers eleven to fifteen, Sargent answered. Mr Deasy said I was to +copy them off the board, sir. + +--Can you do them yourself? Stephen asked. + +--No, sir. + +Ugly and futile: lean neck and thick hair and a stain of ink, a snail's +bed. Yet someone had loved him, borne him in her arms and in her heart. +But for her the race of the world would have trampled him underfoot, +a squashed boneless snail. She had loved his weak watery blood drained +from her own. Was that then real? The only true thing in life? His +mother's prostrate body the fiery Columbanus in holy zeal bestrode. +She was no more: the trembling skeleton of a twig burnt in the fire, +an odour of rosewood and wetted ashes. She had saved him from being +trampled underfoot and had gone, scarcely having been. A poor soul +gone to heaven: and on a heath beneath winking stars a fox, red reek +of rapine in his fur, with merciless bright eyes scraped in the earth, +listened, scraped up the earth, listened, scraped and scraped. + +Sitting at his side Stephen solved out the problem. He proves by algebra +that Shakespeare's ghost is Hamlet's grandfather. Sargent peered askance +through his slanted glasses. Hockeysticks rattled in the lumberroom: the +hollow knock of a ball and calls from the field. + +Across the page the symbols moved in grave morrice, in the mummery of +their letters, wearing quaint caps of squares and cubes. Give hands, +traverse, bow to partner: so: imps of fancy of the Moors. Gone too from +the world, Averroes and Moses Maimonides, dark men in mien and movement, +flashing in their mocking mirrors the obscure soul of the world, a +darkness shining in brightness which brightness could not comprehend. + +--Do you understand now? Can you work the second for yourself? + +--Yes, sir. + +In long shaky strokes Sargent copied the data. Waiting always for a word +of help his hand moved faithfully the unsteady symbols, a faint hue of +shame flickering behind his dull skin. _Amor matris:_ subjective and +objective genitive. With her weak blood and wheysour milk she had fed +him and hid from sight of others his swaddling bands. + +Like him was I, these sloping shoulders, this gracelessness. My +childhood bends beside me. Too far for me to lay a hand there once or +lightly. Mine is far and his secret as our eyes. Secrets, silent, stony +sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their +tyranny: tyrants, willing to be dethroned. + +The sum was done. + +--It is very simple, Stephen said as he stood up. + +--Yes, sir. Thanks, Sargent answered. + +He dried the page with a sheet of thin blottingpaper and carried his +copybook back to his bench. + +--You had better get your stick and go out to the others, Stephen said +as he followed towards the door the boy's graceless form. + +--Yes, sir. + +In the corridor his name was heard, called from the playfield. + +--Sargent! + +--Run on, Stephen said. Mr Deasy is calling you. + +He stood in the porch and watched the laggard hurry towards the scrappy +field where sharp voices were in strife. They were sorted in teams and +Mr Deasy came away stepping over wisps of grass with gaitered feet. When +he had reached the schoolhouse voices again contending called to him. He +turned his angry white moustache. + +--What is it now? he cried continually without listening. + +--Cochrane and Halliday are on the same side, sir, Stephen said. + +--Will you wait in my study for a moment, Mr Deasy said, till I restore +order here. + +And as he stepped fussily back across the field his old man's voice +cried sternly: + +--What is the matter? What is it now? + +Their sharp voices cried about him on all sides: their many forms closed +round him, the garish sunshine bleaching the honey of his illdyed head. + +Stale smoky air hung in the study with the smell of drab abraded leather +of its chairs. As on the first day he bargained with me here. As it was +in the beginning, is now. On the sideboard the tray of Stuart coins, +base treasure of a bog: and ever shall be. And snug in their spooncase +of purple plush, faded, the twelve apostles having preached to all the +gentiles: world without end. + +A hasty step over the stone porch and in the corridor. Blowing out his +rare moustache Mr Deasy halted at the table. + +--First, our little financial settlement, he said. + +He brought out of his coat a pocketbook bound by a leather thong. It +slapped open and he took from it two notes, one of joined halves, and +laid them carefully on the table. + +--Two, he said, strapping and stowing his pocketbook away. + +And now his strongroom for the gold. Stephen's embarrassed hand moved +over the shells heaped in the cold stone mortar: whelks and money +cowries and leopard shells: and this, whorled as an emir's turban, and +this, the scallop of saint James. An old pilgrim's hoard, dead treasure, +hollow shells. + +A sovereign fell, bright and new, on the soft pile of the tablecloth. + +--Three, Mr Deasy said, turning his little savingsbox about in his hand. +These are handy things to have. See. This is for sovereigns. This is for +shillings. Sixpences, halfcrowns. And here crowns. See. + +He shot from it two crowns and two shillings. + +--Three twelve, he said. I think you'll find that's right. + +--Thank you, sir, Stephen said, gathering the money together with shy +haste and putting it all in a pocket of his trousers. + +--No thanks at all, Mr Deasy said. You have earned it. + +Stephen's hand, free again, went back to the hollow shells. Symbols too +of beauty and of power. A lump in my pocket: symbols soiled by greed and +misery. + +--Don't carry it like that, Mr Deasy said. You'll pull it out somewhere +and lose it. You just buy one of these machines. You'll find them very +handy. + +Answer something. + +--Mine would be often empty, Stephen said. + +The same room and hour, the same wisdom: and I the same. Three times +now. Three nooses round me here. Well? I can break them in this instant +if I will. + +--Because you don't save, Mr Deasy said, pointing his finger. You don't +know yet what money is. Money is power. When you have lived as long as I +have. I know, I know. If youth but knew. But what does Shakespeare say? +_Put but money in thy purse._ + +--Iago, Stephen murmured. + +He lifted his gaze from the idle shells to the old man's stare. + +--He knew what money was, Mr Deasy said. He made money. A poet, yes, but +an Englishman too. Do you know what is the pride of the English? Do you +know what is the proudest word you will ever hear from an Englishman's +mouth? + +The seas' ruler. His seacold eyes looked on the empty bay: it seems +history is to blame: on me and on my words, unhating. + +--That on his empire, Stephen said, the sun never sets. + +--Ba! Mr Deasy cried. That's not English. A French Celt said that. He +tapped his savingsbox against his thumbnail. + +--I will tell you, he said solemnly, what is his proudest boast. _I paid +my way._ + +Good man, good man. + +_--I paid my way. I never borrowed a shilling in my life._ Can you feel +that? _I owe nothing._ Can you? + +Mulligan, nine pounds, three pairs of socks, one pair brogues, ties. +Curran, ten guineas. McCann, one guinea. Fred Ryan, two shillings. +Temple, two lunches. Russell, one guinea, Cousins, ten shillings, Bob +Reynolds, half a guinea, Koehler, three guineas, Mrs MacKernan, five +weeks' board. The lump I have is useless. + +--For the moment, no, Stephen answered. + +Mr Deasy laughed with rich delight, putting back his savingsbox. + +--I knew you couldn't, he said joyously. But one day you must feel it. +We are a generous people but we must also be just. + +--I fear those big words, Stephen said, which make us so unhappy. + +Mr Deasy stared sternly for some moments over the mantelpiece at the +shapely bulk of a man in tartan filibegs: Albert Edward, prince of +Wales. + +--You think me an old fogey and an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. +I saw three generations since O'Connell's time. I remember the famine in +'46. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the +union twenty years before O'Connell did or before the prelates of your +communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. + +Glorious, pious and immortal memory. The lodge of Diamond in Armagh the +splendid behung with corpses of papishes. Hoarse, masked and armed, the +planters' covenant. The black north and true blue bible. Croppies lie +down. + +Stephen sketched a brief gesture. + +--I have rebel blood in me too, Mr Deasy said. On the spindle side. But +I am descended from sir John Blackwood who voted for the union. We are +all Irish, all kings' sons. + +--Alas, Stephen said. + +--_Per vias rectas_, Mr Deasy said firmly, was his motto. He voted for +it and put on his topboots to ride to Dublin from the Ards of Down to do +so. + + _Lal the ral the ra + The rocky road to Dublin._ + + +A gruff squire on horseback with shiny topboots. Soft day, sir John! +Soft day, your honour!... Day!... Day!... Two topboots jog dangling +on to Dublin. Lal the ral the ra. Lal the ral the raddy. + +--That reminds me, Mr Deasy said. You can do me a favour, Mr Dedalus, +with some of your literary friends. I have a letter here for the press. +Sit down a moment. I have just to copy the end. + +He went to the desk near the window, pulled in his chair twice and read +off some words from the sheet on the drum of his typewriter. + +--Sit down. Excuse me, he said over his shoulder, _the dictates of +common sense._ Just a moment. + +He peered from under his shaggy brows at the manuscript by his elbow +and, muttering, began to prod the stiff buttons of the keyboard slowly, +sometimes blowing as he screwed up the drum to erase an error. + +Stephen seated himself noiselessly before the princely presence. Framed +around the walls images of vanished horses stood in homage, their meek +heads poised in air: lord Hastings' Repulse, the duke of Westminster's +Shotover, the duke of Beaufort's Ceylon, _prix de Paris_, 1866. Elfin +riders sat them, watchful of a sign. He saw their speeds, backing king's +colours, and shouted with the shouts of vanished crowds. + +--Full stop, Mr Deasy bade his keys. But prompt ventilation of this +allimportant question... + +Where Cranly led me to get rich quick, hunting his winners among the +mudsplashed brakes, amid the bawls of bookies on their pitches and reek +of the canteen, over the motley slush. Fair Rebel! Fair Rebel! Even +money the favourite: ten to one the field. Dicers and thimbleriggers +we hurried by after the hoofs, the vying caps and jackets and past +the meatfaced woman, a butcher's dame, nuzzling thirstily her clove of +orange. + +Shouts rang shrill from the boys' playfield and a whirring whistle. + +Again: a goal. I am among them, among their battling bodies in a medley, +the joust of life. You mean that knockkneed mother's darling who seems +to be slightly crawsick? Jousts. Time shocked rebounds, shock by shock. +Jousts, slush and uproar of battles, the frozen deathspew of the slain, +a shout of spearspikes baited with men's bloodied guts. + +--Now then, Mr Deasy said, rising. + +He came to the table, pinning together his sheets. Stephen stood up. + +--I have put the matter into a nutshell, Mr Deasy said. It's about +the foot and mouth disease. Just look through it. There can be no two +opinions on the matter. + +May I trespass on your valuable space. That doctrine of _laissez faire_ +which so often in our history. Our cattle trade. The way of all our old +industries. Liverpool ring which jockeyed the Galway harbour scheme. +European conflagration. Grain supplies through the narrow waters of +the channel. The pluterperfect imperturbability of the department of +agriculture. Pardoned a classical allusion. Cassandra. By a woman who +was no better than she should be. To come to the point at issue. + +--I don't mince words, do I? Mr Deasy asked as Stephen read on. + +Foot and mouth disease. Known as Koch's preparation. Serum and virus. +Percentage of salted horses. Rinderpest. Emperor's horses at Murzsteg, +lower Austria. Veterinary surgeons. Mr Henry Blackwood Price. Courteous +offer a fair trial. Dictates of common sense. Allimportant question. In +every sense of the word take the bull by the horns. Thanking you for the +hospitality of your columns. + +--I want that to be printed and read, Mr Deasy said. You will see at the +next outbreak they will put an embargo on Irish cattle. And it can +be cured. It is cured. My cousin, Blackwood Price, writes to me it is +regularly treated and cured in Austria by cattledoctors there. They +offer to come over here. I am trying to work up influence with +the department. Now I'm going to try publicity. I am surrounded by +difficulties, by... intrigues by... backstairs influence by... + +He raised his forefinger and beat the air oldly before his voice spoke. + +--Mark my words, Mr Dedalus, he said. England is in the hands of the +jews. In all the highest places: her finance, her press. And they are +the signs of a nation's decay. Wherever they gather they eat up the +nation's vital strength. I have seen it coming these years. As sure +as we are standing here the jew merchants are already at their work of +destruction. Old England is dying. + +He stepped swiftly off, his eyes coming to blue life as they passed a +broad sunbeam. He faced about and back again. + +--Dying, he said again, if not dead by now. + + _The harlot's cry from street to street + Shall weave old England's windingsheet._ + + +His eyes open wide in vision stared sternly across the sunbeam in which +he halted. + +--A merchant, Stephen said, is one who buys cheap and sells dear, jew or +gentile, is he not? + +--They sinned against the light, Mr Deasy said gravely. And you can see +the darkness in their eyes. And that is why they are wanderers on the +earth to this day. + +On the steps of the Paris stock exchange the goldskinned men quoting +prices on their gemmed fingers. Gabble of geese. They swarmed loud, +uncouth about the temple, their heads thickplotting under maladroit silk +hats. Not theirs: these clothes, this speech, these gestures. Their full +slow eyes belied the words, the gestures eager and unoffending, but +knew the rancours massed about them and knew their zeal was vain. Vain +patience to heap and hoard. Time surely would scatter all. A hoard +heaped by the roadside: plundered and passing on. Their eyes knew their +years of wandering and, patient, knew the dishonours of their flesh. + +--Who has not? Stephen said. + +--What do you mean? Mr Deasy asked. + +He came forward a pace and stood by the table. His underjaw fell +sideways open uncertainly. Is this old wisdom? He waits to hear from me. + +--History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake. + +From the playfield the boys raised a shout. A whirring whistle: goal. +What if that nightmare gave you a back kick? + +--The ways of the Creator are not our ways, Mr Deasy said. All human +history moves towards one great goal, the manifestation of God. + +Stephen jerked his thumb towards the window, saying: + +--That is God. + +Hooray! Ay! Whrrwhee! + +--What? Mr Deasy asked. + +--A shout in the street, Stephen answered, shrugging his shoulders. + +Mr Deasy looked down and held for awhile the wings of his nose tweaked +between his fingers. Looking up again he set them free. + +--I am happier than you are, he said. We have committed many errors and +many sins. A woman brought sin into the world. For a woman who was no +better than she should be, Helen, the runaway wife of Menelaus, ten +years the Greeks made war on Troy. A faithless wife first brought the +strangers to our shore here, MacMurrough's wife and her leman, O'Rourke, +prince of Breffni. A woman too brought Parnell low. Many errors, many +failures but not the one sin. I am a struggler now at the end of my +days. But I will fight for the right till the end. + + _For Ulster will fight + And Ulster will be right._ + + +Stephen raised the sheets in his hand. + +--Well, sir, he began... + +--I foresee, Mr Deasy said, that you will not remain here very long +at this work. You were not born to be a teacher, I think. Perhaps I am +wrong. + +--A learner rather, Stephen said. + +And here what will you learn more? + +Mr Deasy shook his head. + +--Who knows? he said. To learn one must be humble. But life is the great +teacher. + +Stephen rustled the sheets again. + +--As regards these, he began. + +--Yes, Mr Deasy said. You have two copies there. If you can have them +published at once. + +_ Telegraph. Irish Homestead._ + +--I will try, Stephen said, and let you know tomorrow. I know two +editors slightly. + +--That will do, Mr Deasy said briskly. I wrote last night to Mr Field, +M.P. There is a meeting of the cattletraders' association today at the +City Arms hotel. I asked him to lay my letter before the meeting. You +see if you can get it into your two papers. What are they? + +_--The Evening Telegraph..._ + +--That will do, Mr Deasy said. There is no time to lose. Now I have to +answer that letter from my cousin. + +--Good morning, sir, Stephen said, putting the sheets in his pocket. +Thank you. + +--Not at all, Mr Deasy said as he searched the papers on his desk. I +like to break a lance with you, old as I am. + +--Good morning, sir, Stephen said again, bowing to his bent back. + +He went out by the open porch and down the gravel path under the trees, +hearing the cries of voices and crack of sticks from the playfield. +The lions couchant on the pillars as he passed out through the gate: +toothless terrors. Still I will help him in his fight. Mulligan will dub +me a new name: the bullockbefriending bard. + +--Mr Dedalus! + +Running after me. No more letters, I hope. + +--Just one moment. + +--Yes, sir, Stephen said, turning back at the gate. + +Mr Deasy halted, breathing hard and swallowing his breath. + +--I just wanted to say, he said. Ireland, they say, has the honour of +being the only country which never persecuted the jews. Do you know +that? No. And do you know why? + +He frowned sternly on the bright air. + +--Why, sir? Stephen asked, beginning to smile. + +--Because she never let them in, Mr Deasy said solemnly. + +A coughball of laughter leaped from his throat dragging after it a +rattling chain of phlegm. He turned back quickly, coughing, laughing, +his lifted arms waving to the air. + +--She never let them in, he cried again through his laughter as he +stamped on gaitered feet over the gravel of the path. That's why. + +On his wise shoulders through the checkerwork of leaves the sun flung +spangles, dancing coins. + + +Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought +through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn +and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver, +rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. +Then he was aware of them bodies before of them coloured. How? By +knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy. Bald he was and a +millionaire, _maestro di color che sanno_. Limit of the diaphane in. Why +in? Diaphane, adiaphane. If you can put your five fingers through it it +is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see. + + +Stephen closed his eyes to hear his boots crush crackling wrack and +shells. You are walking through it howsomever. I am, a stride at a time. +A very short space of time through very short times of space. Five, six: +the _nacheinander_. Exactly: and that is the ineluctable modality of the +audible. Open your eyes. No. Jesus! If I fell over a cliff that beetles +o'er his base, fell through the _nebeneinander_ ineluctably! I am +getting on nicely in the dark. My ash sword hangs at my side. Tap with +it: they do. My two feet in his boots are at the ends of his legs, +_nebeneinander_. Sounds solid: made by the mallet of _Los Demiurgos_. +Am I walking into eternity along Sandymount strand? Crush, crack, crick, +crick. Wild sea money. Dominie Deasy kens them a'. Won't you come to +Sandymount, Madeline the mare? + + +Rhythm begins, you see. I hear. Acatalectic tetrameter of iambs +marching. No, agallop: _deline the mare_. + +Open your eyes now. I will. One moment. Has all vanished since? If I +open and am for ever in the black adiaphane. _Basta_! I will see if I +can see. + +See now. There all the time without you: and ever shall be, world +without end. + +They came down the steps from Leahy's terrace prudently, _Frauenzimmer_: +and down the shelving shore flabbily, their splayed feet sinking in +the silted sand. Like me, like Algy, coming down to our mighty mother. +Number one swung lourdily her midwife's bag, the other's gamp poked in +the beach. From the liberties, out for the day. Mrs Florence MacCabe, +relict of the late Patk MacCabe, deeply lamented, of Bride Street. One +of her sisterhood lugged me squealing into life. Creation from nothing. +What has she in the bag? A misbirth with a trailing navelcord, hushed +in ruddy wool. The cords of all link back, strandentwining cable of +all flesh. That is why mystic monks. Will you be as gods? Gaze in your +omphalos. Hello! Kinch here. Put me on to Edenville. Aleph, alpha: +nought, nought, one. + +Spouse and helpmate of Adam Kadmon: Heva, naked Eve. She had no navel. +Gaze. Belly without blemish, bulging big, a buckler of taut vellum, +no, whiteheaped corn, orient and immortal, standing from everlasting to +everlasting. Womb of sin. + +Wombed in sin darkness I was too, made not begotten. By them, the man +with my voice and my eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on her breath. +They clasped and sundered, did the coupler's will. From before the ages +He willed me and now may not will me away or ever. A _lex eterna_ stays +about Him. Is that then the divine substance wherein Father and Son are +consubstantial? Where is poor dear Arius to try conclusions? Warring +his life long upon the contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality. Illstarred +heresiarch' In a Greek watercloset he breathed his last: euthanasia. +With beaded mitre and with crozier, stalled upon his throne, widower of +a widowed see, with upstiffed omophorion, with clotted hinderparts. + +Airs romped round him, nipping and eager airs. They are coming, waves. +The whitemaned seahorses, champing, brightwindbridled, the steeds of +Mananaan. + +I mustn't forget his letter for the press. And after? The Ship, half +twelve. By the way go easy with that money like a good young imbecile. + +Yes, I must. + +His pace slackened. Here. Am I going to aunt Sara's or not? My +consubstantial father's voice. Did you see anything of your artist +brother Stephen lately? No? Sure he's not down in Strasburg terrace with +his aunt Sally? Couldn't he fly a bit higher than that, eh? And and and +and tell us, Stephen, how is uncle Si? O, weeping God, the things I +married into! De boys up in de hayloft. The drunken little costdrawer +and his brother, the cornet player. Highly respectable gondoliers! And +skeweyed Walter sirring his father, no less! Sir. Yes, sir. No, sir. +Jesus wept: and no wonder, by Christ! + +I pull the wheezy bell of their shuttered cottage: and wait. They take +me for a dun, peer out from a coign of vantage. + +--It's Stephen, sir. + +--Let him in. Let Stephen in. + +A bolt drawn back and Walter welcomes me. + +--We thought you were someone else. + +In his broad bed nuncle Richie, pillowed and blanketed, extends over the +hillock of his knees a sturdy forearm. Cleanchested. He has washed the +upper moiety. + +--Morrow, nephew. + +He lays aside the lapboard whereon he drafts his bills of costs for +the eyes of master Goff and master Shapland Tandy, filing consents and +common searches and a writ of _Duces Tecum_. A bogoak frame over his +bald head: Wilde's _Requiescat_. The drone of his misleading whistle +brings Walter back. + +--Yes, sir? + +--Malt for Richie and Stephen, tell mother. Where is she? + +--Bathing Crissie, sir. + +Papa's little bedpal. Lump of love. + +--No, uncle Richie... + +--Call me Richie. Damn your lithia water. It lowers. Whusky! + +--Uncle Richie, really... + +--Sit down or by the law Harry I'll knock you down. + +Walter squints vainly for a chair. + +--He has nothing to sit down on, sir. + +--He has nowhere to put it, you mug. Bring in our chippendale chair. +Would you like a bite of something? None of your damned lawdeedaw airs +here. The rich of a rasher fried with a herring? Sure? So much the +better. We have nothing in the house but backache pills. + +_All'erta_! + +He drones bars of Ferrando's _aria di sortita_. The grandest number, +Stephen, in the whole opera. Listen. + +His tuneful whistle sounds again, finely shaded, with rushes of the air, +his fists bigdrumming on his padded knees. + +This wind is sweeter. + +Houses of decay, mine, his and all. You told the Clongowes gentry you +had an uncle a judge and an uncle a general in the army. Come out of +them, Stephen. Beauty is not there. Nor in the stagnant bay of Marsh's +library where you read the fading prophecies of Joachim Abbas. For whom? +The hundredheaded rabble of the cathedral close. A hater of his kind +ran from them to the wood of madness, his mane foaming in the moon, +his eyeballs stars. Houyhnhnm, horsenostrilled. The oval equine +faces, Temple, Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws. Abbas +father,--furious dean, what offence laid fire to their brains? Paff! +_Descende, calve, ut ne amplius decalveris_. A garland of grey hair +on his comminated head see him me clambering down to the footpace +(_descende_!), clutching a monstrance, basiliskeyed. Get down, baldpoll! +A choir gives back menace and echo, assisting about the altar's horns, +the snorted Latin of jackpriests moving burly in their albs, tonsured +and oiled and gelded, fat with the fat of kidneys of wheat. + +And at the same instant perhaps a priest round the corner is elevating +it. Dringdring! And two streets off another locking it into a pyx. +Dringadring! And in a ladychapel another taking housel all to his own +cheek. Dringdring! Down, up, forward, back. Dan Occam thought of that, +invincible doctor. A misty English morning the imp hypostasis tickled +his brain. Bringing his host down and kneeling he heard twine with his +second bell the first bell in the transept (he is lifting his) and, +rising, heard (now I am lifting) their two bells (he is kneeling) twang +in diphthong. + +Cousin Stephen, you will never be a saint. Isle of saints. You were +awfully holy, weren't you? You prayed to the Blessed Virgin that you +might not have a red nose. You prayed to the devil in Serpentine avenue +that the fubsy widow in front might lift her clothes still more from the +wet street. _O si, certo_! Sell your soul for that, do, dyed rags pinned +round a squaw. More tell me, more still!! On the top of the Howth tram +alone crying to the rain: Naked women! _naked women_! What about that, +eh? + +What about what? What else were they invented for? + +Reading two pages apiece of seven books every night, eh? I was young. +You bowed to yourself in the mirror, stepping forward to applause +earnestly, striking face. Hurray for the Goddamned idiot! Hray! No-one +saw: tell no-one. Books you were going to write with letters for titles. +Have you read his F? O yes, but I prefer Q. Yes, but W is wonderful. O +yes, W. Remember your epiphanies written on green oval leaves, deeply +deep, copies to be sent if you died to all the great libraries of the +world, including Alexandria? Someone was to read them there after a few +thousand years, a mahamanvantara. Pico della Mirandola like. Ay, very +like a whale. When one reads these strange pages of one long gone one +feels that one is at one with one who once... + +The grainy sand had gone from under his feet. His boots trod again +a damp crackling mast, razorshells, squeaking pebbles, that on the +unnumbered pebbles beats, wood sieved by the shipworm, lost Armada. +Unwholesome sandflats waited to suck his treading soles, breathing +upward sewage breath, a pocket of seaweed smouldered in seafire under a +midden of man's ashes. He coasted them, walking warily. A porterbottle +stood up, stogged to its waist, in the cakey sand dough. A sentinel: +isle of dreadful thirst. Broken hoops on the shore; at the land a maze +of dark cunning nets; farther away chalkscrawled backdoors and on the +higher beach a dryingline with two crucified shirts. Ringsend: wigwams +of brown steersmen and master mariners. Human shells. + +He halted. I have passed the way to aunt Sara's. Am I not going there? +Seems not. No-one about. He turned northeast and crossed the firmer sand +towards the Pigeonhouse. + +_--Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position?_ + +_--c'est le pigeon, Joseph._ + +Patrice, home on furlough, lapped warm milk with me in the bar MacMahon. +Son of the wild goose, Kevin Egan of Paris. My father's a bird, he +lapped the sweet _lait chaud_ with pink young tongue, plump bunny's +face. Lap, _lapin._ He hopes to win in the _gros lots_. About the nature +of women he read in Michelet. But he must send me _La Vie de Jesus_ by +M. Leo Taxil. Lent it to his friend. + +_--C'est tordant, vous savez. Moi, je suis socialiste. Je ne crois pas +en l'existence de Dieu. Faut pas le dire a mon p-re._ + +_--Il croit?_ + +_--Mon pere, oui._ + +_Schluss_. He laps. + +My Latin quarter hat. God, we simply must dress the character. I want +puce gloves. You were a student, weren't you? Of what in the other +devil's name? Paysayenn. P. C. N., you know: _physiques, chimiques et +naturelles_. Aha. Eating your groatsworth of _mou en civet_, fleshpots +of Egypt, elbowed by belching cabmen. Just say in the most natural +tone: when I was in Paris; _boul' Mich'_, I used to. Yes, used to +carry punched tickets to prove an alibi if they arrested you for murder +somewhere. Justice. On the night of the seventeenth of February 1904 the +prisoner was seen by two witnesses. Other fellow did it: other me. +Hat, tie, overcoat, nose. _Lui, c'est moi_. You seem to have enjoyed +yourself. + +Proudly walking. Whom were you trying to walk like? Forget: a +dispossessed. With mother's money order, eight shillings, the banging +door of the post office slammed in your face by the usher. Hunger +toothache. _Encore deux minutes_. Look clock. Must get. _Ferme_. Hired +dog! Shoot him to bloody bits with a bang shotgun, bits man spattered +walls all brass buttons. Bits all khrrrrklak in place clack back. Not +hurt? O, that's all right. Shake hands. See what I meant, see? O, that's +all right. Shake a shake. O, that's all only all right. + +You were going to do wonders, what? Missionary to Europe after fiery +Columbanus. Fiacre and Scotus on their creepystools in heaven spilt from +their pintpots, loudlatinlaughing: _Euge! Euge_! Pretending to speak +broken English as you dragged your valise, porter threepence, across +the slimy pier at Newhaven. _Comment?_ Rich booty you brought back; _Le +Tutu_, five tattered numbers of _Pantalon Blanc et Culotte Rouge_; a +blue French telegram, curiosity to show: + +--Mother dying come home father. + +The aunt thinks you killed your mother. That's why she won't. + + _Then here's a health to Mulligan's aunt + And I'll tell you the reason why. + She always kept things decent in + The Hannigan famileye._ + + +His feet marched in sudden proud rhythm over the sand furrows, along by +the boulders of the south wall. He stared at them proudly, piled stone +mammoth skulls. Gold light on sea, on sand, on boulders. The sun is +there, the slender trees, the lemon houses. + +Paris rawly waking, crude sunlight on her lemon streets. Moist pith of +farls of bread, the froggreen wormwood, her matin incense, court +the air. Belluomo rises from the bed of his wife's lover's wife, the +kerchiefed housewife is astir, a saucer of acetic acid in her hand. In +Rodot's Yvonne and Madeleine newmake their tumbled beauties, shattering +with gold teeth _chaussons_ of pastry, their mouths yellowed with the +_pus_ of _flan breton_. Faces of Paris men go by, their wellpleased +pleasers, curled conquistadores. + +Noon slumbers. Kevin Egan rolls gunpowder cigarettes through fingers +smeared with printer's ink, sipping his green fairy as Patrice his +white. About us gobblers fork spiced beans down their gullets. _Un demi +setier!_ A jet of coffee steam from the burnished caldron. She serves me +at his beck. _Il est irlandais. Hollandais? Non fromage. Deux irlandais, +nous, Irlande, vous savez ah, oui!_ She thought you wanted a cheese +_hollandais_. Your postprandial, do you know that word? Postprandial. +There was a fellow I knew once in Barcelona, queer fellow, used to call +it his postprandial. Well: _slainte_! Around the slabbed tables the +tangle of wined breaths and grumbling gorges. His breath hangs over our +saucestained plates, the green fairy's fang thrusting between his lips. +Of Ireland, the Dalcassians, of hopes, conspiracies, of Arthur Griffith +now, A E, pimander, good shepherd of men. To yoke me as his yokefellow, +our crimes our common cause. You're your father's son. I know the voice. +His fustian shirt, sanguineflowered, trembles its Spanish tassels at +his secrets. M. Drumont, famous journalist, Drumont, know what he called +queen Victoria? Old hag with the yellow teeth. _Vieille ogresse_ +with the _dents jaunes_. Maud Gonne, beautiful woman, _La Patrie_, M. +Millevoye, Felix Faure, know how he died? Licentious men. The froeken, +_bonne a tout faire_, who rubs male nakedness in the bath at Upsala. +_Moi faire_, she said, _Tous les messieurs_. Not this _Monsieur_, I +said. Most licentious custom. Bath a most private thing. I wouldn't let +my brother, not even my own brother, most lascivious thing. Green eyes, +I see you. Fang, I feel. Lascivious people. + +The blue fuse burns deadly between hands and burns clear. Loose +tobaccoshreds catch fire: a flame and acrid smoke light our corner. Raw +facebones under his peep of day boy's hat. How the head centre got away, +authentic version. Got up as a young bride, man, veil, orangeblossoms, +drove out the road to Malahide. Did, faith. Of lost leaders, the +betrayed, wild escapes. Disguises, clutched at, gone, not here. + +Spurned lover. I was a strapping young gossoon at that time, I tell you. +I'll show you my likeness one day. I was, faith. Lover, for her love he +prowled with colonel Richard Burke, tanist of his sept, under the walls +of Clerkenwell and, crouching, saw a flame of vengeance hurl them upward +in the fog. Shattered glass and toppling masonry. In gay Paree he hides, +Egan of Paris, unsought by any save by me. Making his day's stations, +the dingy printingcase, his three taverns, the Montmartre lair he sleeps +short night in, rue de la Goutte-d'Or, damascened with flyblown faces of +the gone. Loveless, landless, wifeless. She is quite nicey comfy +without her outcast man, madame in rue Git-le-Coeur, canary and two +buck lodgers. Peachy cheeks, a zebra skirt, frisky as a young thing's. +Spurned and undespairing. Tell Pat you saw me, won't you? I wanted to +get poor Pat a job one time. _Mon fils_, soldier of France. I taught him +to sing _The boys of Kilkenny are stout roaring blades_. Know that old +lay? I taught Patrice that. Old Kilkenny: saint Canice, Strongbow's +castle on the Nore. Goes like this. O, O. He takes me, Napper Tandy, by +the hand. + + _O, O THE BOYS OF + KILKENNY..._ + + +Weak wasting hand on mine. They have forgotten Kevin Egan, not he them. +Remembering thee, O Sion. + +He had come nearer the edge of the sea and wet sand slapped his boots. +The new air greeted him, harping in wild nerves, wind of wild air of +seeds of brightness. Here, I am not walking out to the Kish lightship, +am I? He stood suddenly, his feet beginning to sink slowly in the +quaking soil. Turn back. + +Turning, he scanned the shore south, his feet sinking again slowly +in new sockets. The cold domed room of the tower waits. Through the +barbacans the shafts of light are moving ever, slowly ever as my +feet are sinking, creeping duskward over the dial floor. Blue dusk, +nightfall, deep blue night. In the darkness of the dome they wait, +their pushedback chairs, my obelisk valise, around a board of abandoned +platters. Who to clear it? He has the key. I will not sleep there when +this night comes. A shut door of a silent tower, entombing their--blind +bodies, the panthersahib and his pointer. Call: no answer. He lifted his +feet up from the suck and turned back by the mole of boulders. Take +all, keep all. My soul walks with me, form of forms. So in the moon's +midwatches I pace the path above the rocks, in sable silvered, hearing +Elsinore's tempting flood. + +The flood is following me. I can watch it flow past from here. Get back +then by the Poolbeg road to the strand there. He climbed over the sedge +and eely oarweeds and sat on a stool of rock, resting his ashplant in a +grike. + +A bloated carcass of a dog lay lolled on bladderwrack. Before him the +gunwale of a boat, sunk in sand. _Un coche ensablé_ Louis Veuillot +called Gautier's prose. These heavy sands are language tide and wind +have silted here. And these, the stoneheaps of dead builders, a warren +of weasel rats. Hide gold there. Try it. You have some. Sands and +stones. Heavy of the past. Sir Lout's toys. Mind you don't get one +bang on the ear. I'm the bloody well gigant rolls all them bloody well +boulders, bones for my steppingstones. Feefawfum. I zmellz de bloodz odz +an Iridzman. + +A point, live dog, grew into sight running across the sweep of sand. +Lord, is he going to attack me? Respect his liberty. You will not +be master of others or their slave. I have my stick. Sit tight. From +farther away, walking shoreward across from the crested tide, figures, +two. The two maries. They have tucked it safe mong the bulrushes. +Peekaboo. I see you. No, the dog. He is running back to them. Who? + +Galleys of the Lochlanns ran here to beach, in quest of prey, their +bloodbeaked prows riding low on a molten pewter surf. Dane vikings, +torcs of tomahawks aglitter on their breasts when Malachi wore the +collar of gold. A school of turlehide whales stranded in hot noon, +spouting, hobbling in the shallows. Then from the starving cagework city +a horde of jerkined dwarfs, my people, with flayers' knives, running, +scaling, hacking in green blubbery whalemeat. Famine, plague and +slaughters. Their blood is in me, their lusts my waves. I moved among +them on the frozen Liffey, that I, a changeling, among the spluttering +resin fires. I spoke to no-one: none to me. + +The dog's bark ran towards him, stopped, ran back. Dog of my enemy. I +just simply stood pale, silent, bayed about. _Terribilia meditans_. A +primrose doublet, fortune's knave, smiled on my fear. For that are you +pining, the bark of their applause? Pretenders: live their lives. The +Bruce's brother, Thomas Fitzgerald, silken knight, Perkin Warbeck, +York's false scion, in breeches of silk of whiterose ivory, wonder of +a day, and Lambert Simnel, with a tail of nans and sutlers, a scullion +crowned. All kings' sons. Paradise of pretenders then and now. He saved +men from drowning and you shake at a cur's yelping. But the courtiers +who mocked Guido in Or san Michele were in their own house. House of... +We don't want any of your medieval abstrusiosities. Would you do what he +did? A boat would be near, a lifebuoy. _Natürlich_, put there for you. +Would you or would you not? The man that was drowned nine days ago off +Maiden's rock. They are waiting for him now. The truth, spit it out. I +would want to. I would try. I am not a strong swimmer. Water cold soft. +When I put my face into it in the basin at Clongowes. Can't see! Who's +behind me? Out quickly, quickly! Do you see the tide flowing quickly in +on all sides, sheeting the lows of sand quickly, shellcocoacoloured? If +I had land under my feet. I want his life still to be his, mine to be +mine. A drowning man. His human eyes scream to me out of horror of his +death. I... With him together down... I could not save her. Waters: +bitter death: lost. + +A woman and a man. I see her skirties. Pinned up, I bet. + +Their dog ambled about a bank of dwindling sand, trotting, sniffing on +all sides. Looking for something lost in a past life. Suddenly he made +off like a bounding hare, ears flung back, chasing the shadow of a +lowskimming gull. The man's shrieked whistle struck his limp ears. He +turned, bounded back, came nearer, trotted on twinkling shanks. On a +field tenney a buck, trippant, proper, unattired. At the lacefringe of +the tide he halted with stiff forehoofs, seawardpointed ears. His +snout lifted barked at the wavenoise, herds of seamorse. They serpented +towards his feet, curling, unfurling many crests, every ninth, breaking, +plashing, from far, from farther out, waves and waves. + +Cocklepickers. They waded a little way in the water and, stooping, +soused their bags and, lifting them again, waded out. The dog yelped +running to them, reared up and pawed them, dropping on all fours, again +reared up at them with mute bearish fawning. Unheeded he kept by them as +they came towards the drier sand, a rag of wolf's tongue redpanting from +his jaws. His speckled body ambled ahead of them and then loped off at a +calf's gallop. The carcass lay on his path. He stopped, sniffed, stalked +round it, brother, nosing closer, went round it, sniffling rapidly like +a dog all over the dead dog's bedraggled fell. Dogskull, dogsniff, eyes +on the ground, moves to one great goal. Ah, poor dogsbody! Here lies +poor dogsbody's body. + +--Tatters! Out of that, you mongrel! + +The cry brought him skulking back to his master and a blunt bootless +kick sent him unscathed across a spit of sand, crouched in flight. He +slunk back in a curve. Doesn't see me. Along by the edge of the mole he +lolloped, dawdled, smelt a rock and from under a cocked hindleg pissed +against it. He trotted forward and, lifting again his hindleg, pissed +quick short at an unsmelt rock. The simple pleasures of the poor. His +hindpaws then scattered the sand: then his forepaws dabbled and delved. +Something he buried there, his grandmother. He rooted in the sand, +dabbling, delving and stopped to listen to the air, scraped up the sand +again with a fury of his claws, soon ceasing, a pard, a panther, got in +spousebreach, vulturing the dead. + +After he woke me last night same dream or was it? Wait. Open hallway. +Street of harlots. Remember. Haroun al Raschid. I am almosting it. That +man led me, spoke. I was not afraid. The melon he had he held against my +face. Smiled: creamfruit smell. That was the rule, said. In. Come. Red +carpet spread. You will see who. + +Shouldering their bags they trudged, the red Egyptians. His blued feet +out of turnedup trousers slapped the clammy sand, a dull brick muffler +strangling his unshaven neck. With woman steps she followed: the +ruffian and his strolling mort. Spoils slung at her back. Loose sand and +shellgrit crusted her bare feet. About her windraw face hair trailed. +Behind her lord, his helpmate, bing awast to Romeville. When night hides +her body's flaws calling under her brown shawl from an archway +where dogs have mired. Her fancyman is treating two Royal Dublins in +O'Loughlin's of Blackpitts. Buss her, wap in rogues' rum lingo, for, O, +my dimber wapping dell! A shefiend's whiteness under her rancid rags. +Fumbally's lane that night: the tanyard smells. + + _White thy fambles, red thy gan + And thy quarrons dainty is. + Couch a hogshead with me then. + In the darkmans clip and kiss._ + + +Morose delectation Aquinas tunbelly calls this, _frate porcospino_. +Unfallen Adam rode and not rutted. Call away let him: _thy quarrons +dainty is_. Language no whit worse than his. Monkwords, marybeads jabber +on their girdles: roguewords, tough nuggets patter in their pockets. + +Passing now. + +A side eye at my Hamlet hat. If I were suddenly naked here as I sit? I +am not. Across the sands of all the world, followed by the sun's flaming +sword, to the west, trekking to evening lands. She trudges, schlepps, +trains, drags, trascines her load. A tide westering, moondrawn, in +her wake. Tides, myriadislanded, within her, blood not mine, _oinopa +ponton_, a winedark sea. Behold the handmaid of the moon. In sleep +the wet sign calls her hour, bids her rise. Bridebed, childbed, bed of +death, ghostcandled. _Omnis caro ad te veniet_. He comes, pale vampire, +through storm his eyes, his bat sails bloodying the sea, mouth to her +mouth's kiss. + +Here. Put a pin in that chap, will you? My tablets. Mouth to her kiss. + +No. Must be two of em. Glue em well. Mouth to her mouth's kiss. + +His lips lipped and mouthed fleshless lips of air: mouth to her moomb. +Oomb, allwombing tomb. His mouth moulded issuing breath, unspeeched: +ooeeehah: roar of cataractic planets, globed, blazing, roaring +wayawayawayawayaway. Paper. The banknotes, blast them. Old Deasy's +letter. Here. Thanking you for the hospitality tear the blank end off. +Turning his back to the sun he bent over far to a table of rock and +scribbled words. That's twice I forgot to take slips from the library +counter. + +His shadow lay over the rocks as he bent, ending. Why not endless till +the farthest star? Darkly they are there behind this light, darkness +shining in the brightness, delta of Cassiopeia, worlds. Me sits there +with his augur's rod of ash, in borrowed sandals, by day beside a livid +sea, unbeheld, in violet night walking beneath a reign of uncouth stars. +I throw this ended shadow from me, manshape ineluctable, call it back. +Endless, would it be mine, form of my form? Who watches me here? Who +ever anywhere will read these written words? Signs on a white field. +Somewhere to someone in your flutiest voice. The good bishop of Cloyne +took the veil of the temple out of his shovel hat: veil of space with +coloured emblems hatched on its field. Hold hard. Coloured on a flat: +yes, that's right. Flat I see, then think distance, near, far, flat +I see, east, back. Ah, see now! Falls back suddenly, frozen in +stereoscope. Click does the trick. You find my words dark. Darkness is +in our souls do you not think? Flutier. Our souls, shamewounded by our +sins, cling to us yet more, a woman to her lover clinging, the more the +more. + +She trusts me, her hand gentle, the longlashed eyes. Now where the blue +hell am I bringing her beyond the veil? Into the ineluctable modality of +the ineluctable visuality. She, she, she. What she? The virgin at Hodges +Figgis' window on Monday looking in for one of the alphabet books you +were going to write. Keen glance you gave her. Wrist through the +braided jesse of her sunshade. She lives in Leeson park with a grief +and kickshaws, a lady of letters. Talk that to someone else, Stevie: a +pickmeup. Bet she wears those curse of God stays suspenders and +yellow stockings, darned with lumpy wool. Talk about apple dumplings, +_piuttosto_. Where are your wits? + +Touch me. Soft eyes. Soft soft soft hand. I am lonely here. O, touch me +soon, now. What is that word known to all men? I am quiet here alone. +Sad too. Touch, touch me. + +He lay back at full stretch over the sharp rocks, cramming the scribbled +note and pencil into a pock his hat. His hat down on his eyes. That is +Kevin Egan's movement I made, nodding for his nap, sabbath sleep. _Et +vidit Deus. Et erant valde bona_. Alo! _Bonjour_. Welcome as the flowers +in May. Under its leaf he watched through peacocktwittering lashes the +southing sun. I am caught in this burning scene. Pan's hour, the faunal +noon. Among gumheavy serpentplants, milkoozing fruits, where on the +tawny waters leaves lie wide. Pain is far. + + _And no more turn aside and brood._ + +His gaze brooded on his broadtoed boots, a buck's castoffs, +_nebeneinander_. He counted the creases of rucked leather wherein +another's foot had nested warm. The foot that beat the ground in +tripudium, foot I dislove. But you were delighted when Esther Osvalt's +shoe went on you: girl I knew in Paris. _Tiens, quel petit pied!_ +Staunch friend, a brother soul: Wilde's love that dare not speak its +name. His arm: Cranly's arm. He now will leave me. And the blame? As I +am. As I am. All or not at all. + +In long lassoes from the Cock lake the water flowed full, covering +greengoldenly lagoons of sand, rising, flowing. My ashplant will float +away. I shall wait. No, they will pass on, passing, chafing against the +low rocks, swirling, passing. Better get this job over quick. Listen: a +fourworded wavespeech: seesoo, hrss, rsseeiss, ooos. Vehement breath of +waters amid seasnakes, rearing horses, rocks. In cups of rocks it slops: +flop, slop, slap: bounded in barrels. And, spent, its speech ceases. It +flows purling, widely flowing, floating foampool, flower unfurling. + +Under the upswelling tide he saw the writhing weeds lift languidly and +sway reluctant arms, hising up their petticoats, in whispering water +swaying and upturning coy silver fronds. Day by day: night by night: +lifted, flooded and let fall. Lord, they are weary; and, whispered to, +they sigh. Saint Ambrose heard it, sigh of leaves and waves, waiting, +awaiting the fullness of their times, _diebus ac noctibus iniurias +patiens ingemiscit_. To no end gathered; vainly then released, +forthflowing, wending back: loom of the moon. Weary too in sight of +lovers, lascivious men, a naked woman shining in her courts, she draws a +toil of waters. + +Five fathoms out there. Full fathom five thy father lies. At one, he +said. Found drowned. High water at Dublin bar. Driving before it a loose +drift of rubble, fanshoals of fishes, silly shells. A corpse rising +saltwhite from the undertow, bobbing a pace a pace a porpoise landward. +There he is. Hook it quick. Pull. Sunk though he be beneath the watery +floor. We have him. Easy now. + +Bag of corpsegas sopping in foul brine. A quiver of minnows, fat of a +spongy titbit, flash through the slits of his buttoned trouserfly. +God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose becomes featherbed +mountain. Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a +urinous offal from all dead. Hauled stark over the gunwale he breathes +upward the stench of his green grave, his leprous nosehole snoring to +the sun. + +A seachange this, brown eyes saltblue. Seadeath, mildest of all deaths +known to man. Old Father Ocean. _Prix de paris_: beware of imitations. +Just you give it a fair trial. We enjoyed ourselves immensely. + +Come. I thirst. Clouding over. No black clouds anywhere, are there? +Thunderstorm. Allbright he falls, proud lightning of the intellect, +_Lucifer, dico, qui nescit occasum_. No. My cockle hat and staff and +hismy sandal shoon. Where? To evening lands. Evening will find itself. + +He took the hilt of his ashplant, lunging with it softly, dallying +still. Yes, evening will find itself in me, without me. All days make +their end. By the way next when is it Tuesday will be the longest +day. Of all the glad new year, mother, the rum tum tiddledy tum. Lawn +Tennyson, gentleman poet. _Già_. For the old hag with the yellow teeth. +And Monsieur Drumont, gentleman journalist. _Già_. My teeth are very +bad. Why, I wonder. Feel. That one is going too. Shells. Ought I go to a +dentist, I wonder, with that money? That one. This. Toothless Kinch, the +superman. Why is that, I wonder, or does it mean something perhaps? + +My handkerchief. He threw it. I remember. Did I not take it up? + +His hand groped vainly in his pockets. No, I didn't. Better buy one. + +He laid the dry snot picked from his nostril on a ledge of rock, +carefully. For the rest let look who will. + +Behind. Perhaps there is someone. + +He turned his face over a shoulder, rere regardant. Moving through the +air high spars of a threemaster, her sails brailed up on the crosstrees, +homing, upstream, silently moving, a silent ship. + + + + + +-- II -- + +Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. +He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, +liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all +he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of +faintly scented urine. + +Kidneys were in his mind as he moved about the kitchen softly, righting +her breakfast things on the humpy tray. Gelid light and air were in the +kitchen but out of doors gentle summer morning everywhere. Made him feel +a bit peckish. + +The coals were reddening. + +Another slice of bread and butter: three, four: right. She didn't like +her plate full. Right. He turned from the tray, lifted the kettle off +the hob and set it sideways on the fire. It sat there, dull and squat, +its spout stuck out. Cup of tea soon. Good. Mouth dry. The cat walked +stiffly round a leg of the table with tail on high. + +--Mkgnao! + +--O, there you are, Mr Bloom said, turning from the fire. + +The cat mewed in answer and stalked again stiffly round a leg of the +table, mewing. Just how she stalks over my writingtable. Prr. Scratch my +head. Prr. + +Mr Bloom watched curiously, kindly the lithe black form. Clean to see: +the gloss of her sleek hide, the white button under the butt of her +tail, the green flashing eyes. He bent down to her, his hands on his +knees. + +--Milk for the pussens, he said. + +--Mrkgnao! the cat cried. + +They call them stupid. They understand what we say better than we +understand them. She understands all she wants to. Vindictive too. +Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like it. Wonder +what I look like to her. Height of a tower? No, she can jump me. + +--Afraid of the chickens she is, he said mockingly. Afraid of the +chookchooks. I never saw such a stupid pussens as the pussens. + +Cruel. Her nature. Curious mice never squeal. Seem to like it. + +--Mrkrgnao! the cat said loudly. + +She blinked up out of her avid shameclosing eyes, mewing plaintively +and long, showing him her milkwhite teeth. He watched the dark eyeslits +narrowing with greed till her eyes were green stones. Then he went to +the dresser, took the jug Hanlon's milkman had just filled for him, +poured warmbubbled milk on a saucer and set it slowly on the floor. + +--Gurrhr! she cried, running to lap. + +He watched the bristles shining wirily in the weak light as she tipped +three times and licked lightly. Wonder is it true if you clip them they +can't mouse after. Why? They shine in the dark, perhaps, the tips. Or +kind of feelers in the dark, perhaps. + +He listened to her licking lap. Ham and eggs, no. No good eggs with this +drouth. Want pure fresh water. Thursday: not a good day either for a +mutton kidney at Buckley's. Fried with butter, a shake of pepper. Better +a pork kidney at Dlugacz's. While the kettle is boiling. She lapped +slower, then licking the saucer clean. Why are their tongues so rough? +To lap better, all porous holes. Nothing she can eat? He glanced round +him. No. + +On quietly creaky boots he went up the staircase to the hall, paused by +the bedroom door. She might like something tasty. Thin bread and butter +she likes in the morning. Still perhaps: once in a way. + +He said softly in the bare hall: + +--I'm going round the corner. Be back in a minute. + +And when he had heard his voice say it he added: + +--You don't want anything for breakfast? + +A sleepy soft grunt answered: + +--Mn. + +No. She didn't want anything. He heard then a warm heavy sigh, softer, +as she turned over and the loose brass quoits of the bedstead jingled. +Must get those settled really. Pity. All the way from Gibraltar. +Forgotten any little Spanish she knew. Wonder what her father gave for +it. Old style. Ah yes! of course. Bought it at the governor's auction. +Got a short knock. Hard as nails at a bargain, old Tweedy. Yes, sir. At +Plevna that was. I rose from the ranks, sir, and I'm proud of it. +Still he had brains enough to make that corner in stamps. Now that was +farseeing. + +His hand took his hat from the peg over his initialled heavy overcoat +and his lost property office secondhand waterproof. Stamps: stickyback +pictures. Daresay lots of officers are in the swim too. Course they do. +The sweated legend in the crown of his hat told him mutely: Plasto's +high grade ha. He peeped quickly inside the leather headband. White slip +of paper. Quite safe. + +On the doorstep he felt in his hip pocket for the latchkey. Not there. +In the trousers I left off. Must get it. Potato I have. Creaky wardrobe. +No use disturbing her. She turned over sleepily that time. He pulled +the halldoor to after him very quietly, more, till the footleaf dropped +gently over the threshold, a limp lid. Looked shut. All right till I +come back anyhow. + +He crossed to the bright side, avoiding the loose cellarflap of number +seventyfive. The sun was nearing the steeple of George's church. Be a +warm day I fancy. Specially in these black clothes feel it more. Black +conducts, reflects, (refracts is it?), the heat. But I couldn't go in +that light suit. Make a picnic of it. His eyelids sank quietly often as +he walked in happy warmth. Boland's breadvan delivering with trays our +daily but she prefers yesterday's loaves turnovers crisp crowns hot. +Makes you feel young. Somewhere in the east: early morning: set off at +dawn. Travel round in front of the sun, steal a day's march on him. Keep +it up for ever never grow a day older technically. Walk along a strand, +strange land, come to a city gate, sentry there, old ranker too, old +Tweedy's big moustaches, leaning on a long kind of a spear. Wander +through awned streets. Turbaned faces going by. Dark caves of carpet +shops, big man, Turko the terrible, seated crosslegged, smoking a coiled +pipe. Cries of sellers in the streets. Drink water scented with fennel, +sherbet. Dander along all day. Might meet a robber or two. Well, +meet him. Getting on to sundown. The shadows of the mosques among the +pillars: priest with a scroll rolled up. A shiver of the trees, signal, +the evening wind. I pass on. Fading gold sky. A mother watches me from +her doorway. She calls her children home in their dark language. High +wall: beyond strings twanged. Night sky, moon, violet, colour of Molly's +new garters. Strings. Listen. A girl playing one of those instruments +what do you call them: dulcimers. I pass. + +Probably not a bit like it really. Kind of stuff you read: in the track +of the sun. Sunburst on the titlepage. He smiled, pleasing himself. What +Arthur Griffith said about the headpiece over the _Freeman_ leader: a +homerule sun rising up in the northwest from the laneway behind the bank +of Ireland. He prolonged his pleased smile. Ikey touch that: homerule +sun rising up in the north-west. + +He approached Larry O'Rourke's. From the cellar grating floated up the +flabby gush of porter. Through the open doorway the bar squirted out +whiffs of ginger, teadust, biscuitmush. Good house, however: just the +end of the city traffic. For instance M'Auley's down there: n. g. as +position. Of course if they ran a tramline along the North Circular from +the cattlemarket to the quays value would go up like a shot. + +Baldhead over the blind. Cute old codger. No use canvassing him for an +ad. Still he knows his own business best. There he is, sure enough, my +bold Larry, leaning against the sugarbin in his shirtsleeves watching +the aproned curate swab up with mop and bucket. Simon Dedalus takes him +off to a tee with his eyes screwed up. Do you know what I'm going to +tell you? What's that, Mr O'Rourke? Do you know what? The Russians, +they'd only be an eight o'clock breakfast for the Japanese. + +Stop and say a word: about the funeral perhaps. Sad thing about poor +Dignam, Mr O'Rourke. + +Turning into Dorset street he said freshly in greeting through the +doorway: + +--Good day, Mr O'Rourke. + +--Good day to you. + +--Lovely weather, sir. + +--'Tis all that. + +Where do they get the money? Coming up redheaded curates from the county +Leitrim, rinsing empties and old man in the cellar. Then, lo and behold, +they blossom out as Adam Findlaters or Dan Tallons. Then thin of the +competition. General thirst. Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without +passing a pub. Save it they can't. Off the drunks perhaps. Put down +three and carry five. What is that, a bob here and there, dribs and +drabs. On the wholesale orders perhaps. Doing a double shuffle with the +town travellers. Square it you with the boss and we'll split the job, +see? + +How much would that tot to off the porter in the month? Say ten barrels +of stuff. Say he got ten per cent off. O more. Fifteen. He passed Saint +Joseph's National school. Brats' clamour. Windows open. Fresh air +helps memory. Or a lilt. Ahbeesee defeegee kelomen opeecue rustyouvee +doubleyou. Boys are they? Yes. Inishturk. Inishark. Inishboffin. At +their joggerfry. Mine. Slieve Bloom. + +He halted before Dlugacz's window, staring at the hanks of sausages, +polonies, black and white. Fifteen multiplied by. The figures whitened +in his mind, unsolved: displeased, he let them fade. The shiny links, +packed with forcemeat, fed his gaze and he breathed in tranquilly the +lukewarm breath of cooked spicy pigs' blood. + +A kidney oozed bloodgouts on the willowpatterned dish: the last. He +stood by the nextdoor girl at the counter. Would she buy it too, calling +the items from a slip in her hand? Chapped: washingsoda. And a pound and +a half of Denny's sausages. His eyes rested on her vigorous hips. +Woods his name is. Wonder what he does. Wife is oldish. New blood. +No followers allowed. Strong pair of arms. Whacking a carpet on the +clothesline. She does whack it, by George. The way her crooked skirt +swings at each whack. + +The ferreteyed porkbutcher folded the sausages he had snipped off with +blotchy fingers, sausagepink. Sound meat there: like a stallfed heifer. + +He took a page up from the pile of cut sheets: the model farm at +Kinnereth on the lakeshore of Tiberias. Can become ideal winter +sanatorium. Moses Montefiore. I thought he was. Farmhouse, wall round +it, blurred cattle cropping. He held the page from him: interesting: +read it nearer, the title, the blurred cropping cattle, the page +rustling. A young white heifer. Those mornings in the cattlemarket, the +beasts lowing in their pens, branded sheep, flop and fall of dung, the +breeders in hobnailed boots trudging through the litter, slapping a palm +on a ripemeated hindquarter, there's a prime one, unpeeled switches in +their hands. He held the page aslant patiently, bending his senses and +his will, his soft subject gaze at rest. The crooked skirt swinging, +whack by whack by whack. + +The porkbutcher snapped two sheets from the pile, wrapped up her prime +sausages and made a red grimace. + +--Now, my miss, he said. + +She tendered a coin, smiling boldly, holding her thick wrist out. + +--Thank you, my miss. And one shilling threepence change. For you, +please? + +Mr Bloom pointed quickly. To catch up and walk behind her if she went +slowly, behind her moving hams. Pleasant to see first thing in the +morning. Hurry up, damn it. Make hay while the sun shines. She stood +outside the shop in sunlight and sauntered lazily to the right. He +sighed down his nose: they never understand. Sodachapped hands. Crusted +toenails too. Brown scapulars in tatters, defending her both ways. +The sting of disregard glowed to weak pleasure within his breast. For +another: a constable off duty cuddling her in Eccles lane. They like +them sizeable. Prime sausage. O please, Mr Policeman, I'm lost in the +wood. + +--Threepence, please. + +His hand accepted the moist tender gland and slid it into a sidepocket. +Then it fetched up three coins from his trousers' pocket and laid them +on the rubber prickles. They lay, were read quickly and quickly slid, +disc by disc, into the till. + +--Thank you, sir. Another time. + +A speck of eager fire from foxeyes thanked him. He withdrew his gaze +after an instant. No: better not: another time. + +--Good morning, he said, moving away. + +--Good morning, sir. + +No sign. Gone. What matter? + +He walked back along Dorset street, reading gravely. Agendath Netaim: +planters' company. To purchase waste sandy tracts from Turkish +government and plant with eucalyptus trees. Excellent for shade, fuel +and construction. Orangegroves and immense melonfields north of Jaffa. +You pay eighty marks and they plant a dunam of land for you with olives, +oranges, almonds or citrons. Olives cheaper: oranges need artificial +irrigation. Every year you get a sending of the crop. Your name entered +for life as owner in the book of the union. Can pay ten down and the +balance in yearly instalments. Bleibtreustrasse 34, Berlin, W. 15. + +Nothing doing. Still an idea behind it. + +He looked at the cattle, blurred in silver heat. Silverpowdered +olivetrees. Quiet long days: pruning, ripening. Olives are packed in +jars, eh? I have a few left from Andrews. Molly spitting them out. Knows +the taste of them now. Oranges in tissue paper packed in crates. Citrons +too. Wonder is poor Citron still in Saint Kevin's parade. And Mastiansky +with the old cither. Pleasant evenings we had then. Molly in Citron's +basketchair. Nice to hold, cool waxen fruit, hold in the hand, lift it +to the nostrils and smell the perfume. Like that, heavy, sweet, wild +perfume. Always the same, year after year. They fetched high prices too, +Moisel told me. Arbutus place: Pleasants street: pleasant old times. +Must be without a flaw, he said. Coming all that way: Spain, Gibraltar, +Mediterranean, the Levant. Crates lined up on the quayside at Jaffa, +chap ticking them off in a book, navvies handling them barefoot in +soiled dungarees. There's whatdoyoucallhim out of. How do you? Doesn't +see. Chap you know just to salute bit of a bore. His back is like that +Norwegian captain's. Wonder if I'll meet him today. Watering cart. To +provoke the rain. On earth as it is in heaven. + +A cloud began to cover the sun slowly, wholly. Grey. Far. + +No, not like that. A barren land, bare waste. Vulcanic lake, the dead +sea: no fish, weedless, sunk deep in the earth. No wind could lift those +waves, grey metal, poisonous foggy waters. Brimstone they called it +raining down: the cities of the plain: Sodom, Gomorrah, Edom. All dead +names. A dead sea in a dead land, grey and old. Old now. It bore the +oldest, the first race. A bent hag crossed from Cassidy's, clutching a +naggin bottle by the neck. The oldest people. Wandered far away over +all the earth, captivity to captivity, multiplying, dying, being born +everywhere. It lay there now. Now it could bear no more. Dead: an old +woman's: the grey sunken cunt of the world. + +Desolation. + +Grey horror seared his flesh. Folding the page into his pocket he turned +into Eccles street, hurrying homeward. Cold oils slid along his veins, +chilling his blood: age crusting him with a salt cloak. Well, I am here +now. Yes, I am here now. Morning mouth bad images. Got up wrong side of +the bed. Must begin again those Sandow's exercises. On the hands down. +Blotchy brown brick houses. Number eighty still unlet. Why is that? +Valuation is only twenty-eight. Towers, Battersby, North, MacArthur: +parlour windows plastered with bills. Plasters on a sore eye. To smell +the gentle smoke of tea, fume of the pan, sizzling butter. Be near her +ample bedwarmed flesh. Yes, yes. + +Quick warm sunlight came running from Berkeley road, swiftly, in slim +sandals, along the brightening footpath. Runs, she runs to meet me, a +girl with gold hair on the wind. + +Two letters and a card lay on the hallfloor. He stooped and gathered +them. Mrs Marion Bloom. His quickened heart slowed at once. Bold hand. +Mrs Marion. + +--Poldy! + +Entering the bedroom he halfclosed his eyes and walked through warm +yellow twilight towards her tousled head. + +--Who are the letters for? + +He looked at them. Mullingar. Milly. + +--A letter for me from Milly, he said carefully, and a card to you. And +a letter for you. + +He laid her card and letter on the twill bedspread near the curve of her +knees. + +--Do you want the blind up? + +Letting the blind up by gentle tugs halfway his backward eye saw her +glance at the letter and tuck it under her pillow. + +--That do? he asked, turning. + +She was reading the card, propped on her elbow. + +--She got the things, she said. + +He waited till she had laid the card aside and curled herself back +slowly with a snug sigh. + +--Hurry up with that tea, she said. I'm parched. + +--The kettle is boiling, he said. + +But he delayed to clear the chair: her striped petticoat, tossed soiled +linen: and lifted all in an armful on to the foot of the bed. + +As he went down the kitchen stairs she called: + +--Poldy! + +--What? + +--Scald the teapot. + +On the boil sure enough: a plume of steam from the spout. He scalded and +rinsed out the teapot and put in four full spoons of tea, tilting the +kettle then to let the water flow in. Having set it to draw he took off +the kettle, crushed the pan flat on the live coals and watched the lump +of butter slide and melt. While he unwrapped the kidney the cat mewed +hungrily against him. Give her too much meat she won't mouse. Say they +won't eat pork. Kosher. Here. He let the bloodsmeared paper fall to +her and dropped the kidney amid the sizzling butter sauce. Pepper. He +sprinkled it through his fingers ringwise from the chipped eggcup. + +Then he slit open his letter, glancing down the page and over. Thanks: +new tam: Mr Coghlan: lough Owel picnic: young student: Blazes Boylan's +seaside girls. + +The tea was drawn. He filled his own moustachecup, sham crown + +Derby, smiling. Silly Milly's birthday gift. Only five she was then. No, +wait: four. I gave her the amberoid necklace she broke. Putting pieces +of folded brown paper in the letterbox for her. He smiled, pouring. + + _O, Milly Bloom, you are my darling. + You are my lookingglass from night to morning. + I'd rather have you without a farthing + Than Katey Keogh with her ass and garden._ + + +Poor old professor Goodwin. Dreadful old case. Still he was a courteous +old chap. Oldfashioned way he used to bow Molly off the platform. And +the little mirror in his silk hat. The night Milly brought it into +the parlour. O, look what I found in professor Goodwin's hat! All we +laughed. Sex breaking out even then. Pert little piece she was. + +He prodded a fork into the kidney and slapped it over: then fitted the +teapot on the tray. Its hump bumped as he took it up. Everything on +it? Bread and butter, four, sugar, spoon, her cream. Yes. He carried it +upstairs, his thumb hooked in the teapot handle. + +Nudging the door open with his knee he carried the tray in and set it on +the chair by the bedhead. + +--What a time you were! she said. + +She set the brasses jingling as she raised herself briskly, an elbow on +the pillow. He looked calmly down on her bulk and between her large soft +bubs, sloping within her nightdress like a shegoat's udder. The warmth +of her couched body rose on the air, mingling with the fragrance of the +tea she poured. + +A strip of torn envelope peeped from under the dimpled pillow. In the +act of going he stayed to straighten the bedspread. + +--Who was the letter from? he asked. + +Bold hand. Marion. + +--O, Boylan, she said. He's bringing the programme. + +--What are you singing? + +--_La ci darem_ with J. C. Doyle, she said, and _Love's Old Sweet Song_. + +Her full lips, drinking, smiled. Rather stale smell that incense leaves +next day. Like foul flowerwater. + +--Would you like the window open a little? + +She doubled a slice of bread into her mouth, asking: + +--What time is the funeral? + +--Eleven, I think, he answered. I didn't see the paper. + +Following the pointing of her finger he took up a leg of her soiled +drawers from the bed. No? Then, a twisted grey garter looped round a +stocking: rumpled, shiny sole. + +--No: that book. + +Other stocking. Her petticoat. + +--It must have fell down, she said. + +He felt here and there. _Voglio e non vorrei_. Wonder if she pronounces +that right: _voglio_. Not in the bed. Must have slid down. He stooped +and lifted the valance. The book, fallen, sprawled against the bulge of +the orangekeyed chamberpot. + +--Show here, she said. I put a mark in it. There's a word I wanted to +ask you. + +She swallowed a draught of tea from her cup held by nothandle and, +having wiped her fingertips smartly on the blanket, began to search the +text with the hairpin till she reached the word. + +--Met him what? he asked. + +--Here, she said. What does that mean? + +He leaned downward and read near her polished thumbnail. + +--Metempsychosis? + +--Yes. Who's he when he's at home? + +--Metempsychosis, he said, frowning. It's Greek: from the Greek. That +means the transmigration of souls. + +--O, rocks! she said. Tell us in plain words. + +He smiled, glancing askance at her mocking eyes. The same young eyes. +The first night after the charades. Dolphin's Barn. He turned over +the smudged pages. _Ruby: the Pride of the Ring_. Hello. Illustration. +Fierce Italian with carriagewhip. Must be Ruby pride of the on the floor +naked. Sheet kindly lent. _The monster Maffei desisted and flung his +victim from him with an oath_. Cruelty behind it all. Doped animals. +Trapeze at Hengler's. Had to look the other way. Mob gaping. Break your +neck and we'll break our sides. Families of them. Bone them young so +they metamspychosis. That we live after death. Our souls. That a man's +soul after he dies. Dignam's soul... + +--Did you finish it? he asked. + +--Yes, she said. There's nothing smutty in it. Is she in love with the +first fellow all the time? + +--Never read it. Do you want another? + +--Yes. Get another of Paul de Kock's. Nice name he has. + +She poured more tea into her cup, watching it flow sideways. + +Must get that Capel street library book renewed or they'll write to +Kearney, my guarantor. Reincarnation: that's the word. + +--Some people believe, he said, that we go on living in another body +after death, that we lived before. They call it reincarnation. That +we all lived before on the earth thousands of years ago or some other +planet. They say we have forgotten it. Some say they remember their past +lives. + +The sluggish cream wound curdling spirals through her tea. Better remind +her of the word: metempsychosis. An example would be better. An example? + +The _Bath of the Nymph_ over the bed. Given away with the Easter number +of _Photo Bits_: Splendid masterpiece in art colours. Tea before you +put milk in. Not unlike her with her hair down: slimmer. Three and six +I gave for the frame. She said it would look nice over the bed. Naked +nymphs: Greece: and for instance all the people that lived then. + +He turned the pages back. + +--Metempsychosis, he said, is what the ancient Greeks called it. They +used to believe you could be changed into an animal or a tree, for +instance. What they called nymphs, for example. + +Her spoon ceased to stir up the sugar. She gazed straight before her, +inhaling through her arched nostrils. + +--There's a smell of burn, she said. Did you leave anything on the fire? + +--The kidney! he cried suddenly. + +He fitted the book roughly into his inner pocket and, stubbing his toes +against the broken commode, hurried out towards the smell, stepping +hastily down the stairs with a flurried stork's legs. Pungent smoke shot +up in an angry jet from a side of the pan. By prodding a prong of the +fork under the kidney he detached it and turned it turtle on its back. +Only a little burnt. He tossed it off the pan on to a plate and let the +scanty brown gravy trickle over it. + +Cup of tea now. He sat down, cut and buttered a slice of the loaf. +He shore away the burnt flesh and flung it to the cat. Then he put a +forkful into his mouth, chewing with discernment the toothsome pliant +meat. Done to a turn. A mouthful of tea. Then he cut away dies of bread, +sopped one in the gravy and put it in his mouth. What was that about +some young student and a picnic? He creased out the letter at his side, +reading it slowly as he chewed, sopping another die of bread in the +gravy and raising it to his mouth. + +Dearest Papli + +Thanks ever so much for the lovely birthday present. It suits me +splendid. Everyone says I am quite the belle in my new tam. I got +mummy's Iovely box of creams and am writing. They are lovely. I am +getting on swimming in the photo business now. Mr Coghlan took one of me +and Mrs. Will send when developed. We did great biz yesterday. Fair day +and all the beef to the heels were in. We are going to lough Owel on +Monday with a few friends to make a scrap picnic. Give my love to +mummy and to yourself a big kiss and thanks. I hear them at the piano +downstairs. There is to be a concert in the Greville Arms on Saturday. +There is a young student comes here some evenings named Bannon his +cousins or something are big swells and he sings Boylan's (I was on the +pop of writing Blazes Boylan's) song about those seaside girls. Tell him +silly Milly sends my best respects. I must now close with fondest love + +Your fond daughter, MILLY. + +P. S. Excuse bad writing am in hurry. Byby. M. + +Fifteen yesterday. Curious, fifteenth of the month too. Her first +birthday away from home. Separation. Remember the summer morning she +was born, running to knock up Mrs Thornton in Denzille street. Jolly old +woman. Lot of babies she must have helped into the world. She knew from +the first poor little Rudy wouldn't live. Well, God is good, sir. She +knew at once. He would be eleven now if he had lived. + +His vacant face stared pityingly at the postscript. Excuse bad writing. +Hurry. Piano downstairs. Coming out of her shell. Row with her in the +XL Cafe about the bracelet. Wouldn't eat her cakes or speak or look. +Saucebox. He sopped other dies of bread in the gravy and ate piece after +piece of kidney. Twelve and six a week. Not much. Still, she might do +worse. Music hall stage. Young student. He drank a draught of cooler tea +to wash down his meal. Then he read the letter again: twice. + +O, well: she knows how to mind herself. But if not? No, nothing has +happened. Of course it might. Wait in any case till it does. A wild +piece of goods. Her slim legs running up the staircase. Destiny. +Ripening now. + +Vain: very. + +He smiled with troubled affection at the kitchen window. Day I caught +her in the street pinching her cheeks to make them red. Anemic a little. +Was given milk too long. On the ERIN'S KING that day round the Kish. +Damned old tub pitching about. Not a bit funky. Her pale blue scarf +loose in the wind with her hair. _All dimpled cheeks and curls, Your +head it simply swirls._ + + +Seaside girls. Torn envelope. Hands stuck in his trousers' pockets, +jarvey off for the day, singing. Friend of the family. Swurls, he says. +Pier with lamps, summer evening, band, + + _Those girls, those girls, + Those lovely seaside girls._ + + +Milly too. Young kisses: the first. Far away now past. Mrs Marion. +Reading, lying back now, counting the strands of her hair, smiling, +braiding. + +A soft qualm, regret, flowed down his backbone, increasing. Will happen, +yes. Prevent. Useless: can't move. Girl's sweet light lips. Will happen +too. He felt the flowing qualm spread over him. Useless to move now. +Lips kissed, kissing, kissed. Full gluey woman's lips. + +Better where she is down there: away. Occupy her. Wanted a dog to pass +the time. Might take a trip down there. August bank holiday, only two +and six return. Six weeks off, however. Might work a press pass. Or +through M'Coy. + +The cat, having cleaned all her fur, returned to the meatstained paper, +nosed at it and stalked to the door. She looked back at him, mewing. +Wants to go out. Wait before a door sometime it will open. Let her wait. +Has the fidgets. Electric. Thunder in the air. Was washing at her ear +with her back to the fire too. + +He felt heavy, full: then a gentle loosening of his bowels. He stood up, +undoing the waistband of his trousers. The cat mewed to him. + +--Miaow! he said in answer. Wait till I'm ready. + +Heaviness: hot day coming. Too much trouble to fag up the stairs to the +landing. + +A paper. He liked to read at stool. Hope no ape comes knocking just as +I'm. + +In the tabledrawer he found an old number of _Titbits_. He folded it +under his armpit, went to the door and opened it. The cat went up in +soft bounds. Ah, wanted to go upstairs, curl up in a ball on the bed. + +Listening, he heard her voice: + +--Come, come, pussy. Come. + +He went out through the backdoor into the garden: stood to listen +towards the next garden. No sound. Perhaps hanging clothes out to dry. +The maid was in the garden. Fine morning. + +He bent down to regard a lean file of spearmint growing by the wall. +Make a summerhouse here. Scarlet runners. Virginia creepers. Want to +manure the whole place over, scabby soil. A coat of liver of sulphur. +All soil like that without dung. Household slops. Loam, what is this +that is? The hens in the next garden: their droppings are very good top +dressing. Best of all though are the cattle, especially when they are +fed on those oilcakes. Mulch of dung. Best thing to clean ladies' kid +gloves. Dirty cleans. Ashes too. Reclaim the whole place. Grow peas in +that corner there. Lettuce. Always have fresh greens then. Still gardens +have their drawbacks. That bee or bluebottle here Whitmonday. + +He walked on. Where is my hat, by the way? Must have put it back on the +peg. Or hanging up on the floor. Funny I don't remember that. Hallstand +too full. Four umbrellas, her raincloak. Picking up the letters. +Drago's shopbell ringing. Queer I was just thinking that moment. Brown +brillantined hair over his collar. Just had a wash and brushup. Wonder +have I time for a bath this morning. Tara street. Chap in the paybox +there got away James Stephens, they say. O'Brien. + +Deep voice that fellow Dlugacz has. Agendath what is it? Now, my miss. +Enthusiast. + +He kicked open the crazy door of the jakes. Better be careful not to get +these trousers dirty for the funeral. He went in, bowing his head +under the low lintel. Leaving the door ajar, amid the stench of mouldy +limewash and stale cobwebs he undid his braces. Before sitting down he +peered through a chink up at the nextdoor windows. The king was in his +countinghouse. Nobody. + +Asquat on the cuckstool he folded out his paper, turning its pages over +on his bared knees. Something new and easy. No great hurry. Keep it a +bit. Our prize titbit: _Matcham's Masterstroke_. Written by Mr Philip +Beaufoy, Playgoers' Club, London. Payment at the rate of one guinea +a column has been made to the writer. Three and a half. Three pounds +three. Three pounds, thirteen and six. + +Quietly he read, restraining himself, the first column and, yielding but +resisting, began the second. Midway, his last resistance yielding, he +allowed his bowels to ease themselves quietly as he read, reading still +patiently that slight constipation of yesterday quite gone. Hope it's +not too big bring on piles again. No, just right. So. Ah! Costive. One +tabloid of cascara sagrada. Life might be so. It did not move or touch +him but it was something quick and neat. Print anything now. Silly +season. He read on, seated calm above his own rising smell. Neat +certainly. _Matcham often thinks of the masterstroke by which he won the +laughing witch who now_. Begins and ends morally. _Hand in hand_. Smart. +He glanced back through what he had read and, while feeling his water +flow quietly, he envied kindly Mr Beaufoy who had written it and +received payment of three pounds, thirteen and six. + +Might manage a sketch. By Mr and Mrs L. M. Bloom. Invent a story for +some proverb. Which? Time I used to try jotting down on my cuff what she +said dressing. Dislike dressing together. Nicked myself shaving. Biting +her nether lip, hooking the placket of her skirt. Timing her. 9.l5. +Did Roberts pay you yet? 9.20. What had Gretta Conroy on? 9.23. What +possessed me to buy this comb? 9.24. I'm swelled after that cabbage. A +speck of dust on the patent leather of her boot. + +Rubbing smartly in turn each welt against her stockinged calf. Morning +after the bazaar dance when May's band played Ponchielli's dance of the +hours. Explain that: morning hours, noon, then evening coming on, then +night hours. Washing her teeth. That was the first night. Her head +dancing. Her fansticks clicking. Is that Boylan well off? He has money. +Why? I noticed he had a good rich smell off his breath dancing. No use +humming then. Allude to it. Strange kind of music that last night. The +mirror was in shadow. She rubbed her handglass briskly on her woollen +vest against her full wagging bub. Peering into it. Lines in her eyes. +It wouldn't pan out somehow. + +Evening hours, girls in grey gauze. Night hours then: black with daggers +and eyemasks. Poetical idea: pink, then golden, then grey, then black. +Still, true to life also. Day: then the night. + +He tore away half the prize story sharply and wiped himself with it. +Then he girded up his trousers, braced and buttoned himself. He pulled +back the jerky shaky door of the jakes and came forth from the gloom +into the air. + +In the bright light, lightened and cooled in limb, he eyed carefully his +black trousers: the ends, the knees, the houghs of the knees. What time +is the funeral? Better find out in the paper. + +A creak and a dark whirr in the air high up. The bells of George's +church. They tolled the hour: loud dark iron. + + _Heigho! Heigho! + Heigho! Heigho! + Heigho! Heigho!_ + + +Quarter to. There again: the overtone following through the air, third. + +Poor Dignam! + + +By lorries along sir John Rogerson's quay Mr Bloom walked soberly, past +Windmill lane, Leask's the linseed crusher, the postal telegraph office. +Could have given that address too. And past the sailors' home. He turned +from the morning noises of the quayside and walked through Lime street. +By Brady's cottages a boy for the skins lolled, his bucket of offal +linked, smoking a chewed fagbutt. A smaller girl with scars of eczema +on her forehead eyed him, listlessly holding her battered caskhoop. Tell +him if he smokes he won't grow. O let him! His life isn't such a bed of +roses. Waiting outside pubs to bring da home. Come home to ma, da. +Slack hour: won't be many there. He crossed Townsend street, passed +the frowning face of Bethel. El, yes: house of: Aleph, Beth. And past +Nichols' the undertaker. At eleven it is. Time enough. Daresay Corny +Kelleher bagged the job for O'Neill's. Singing with his eyes shut. +Corny. Met her once in the park. In the dark. What a lark. Police tout. +Her name and address she then told with my tooraloom tooraloom tay. +O, surely he bagged it. Bury him cheap in a whatyoumaycall. With my +tooraloom, tooraloom, tooraloom, tooraloom. + + +In Westland row he halted before the window of the Belfast and Oriental +Tea Company and read the legends of leadpapered packets: choice blend, +finest quality, family tea. Rather warm. Tea. Must get some from Tom +Kernan. Couldn't ask him at a funeral, though. While his eyes still read +blandly he took off his hat quietly inhaling his hairoil and sent his +right hand with slow grace over his brow and hair. Very warm morning. +Under their dropped lids his eyes found the tiny bow of the leather +headband inside his high grade ha. Just there. His right hand came down +into the bowl of his hat. His fingers found quickly a card behind the +headband and transferred it to his waistcoat pocket. + +So warm. His right hand once more more slowly went over his brow and +hair. Then he put on his hat again, relieved: and read again: choice +blend, made of the finest Ceylon brands. The far east. Lovely spot it +must be: the garden of the world, big lazy leaves to float about on, +cactuses, flowery meads, snaky lianas they call them. Wonder is it like +that. Those Cinghalese lobbing about in the sun in _dolce far niente_, +not doing a hand's turn all day. Sleep six months out of twelve. Too hot +to quarrel. Influence of the climate. Lethargy. Flowers of idleness. The +air feeds most. Azotes. Hothouse in Botanic gardens. Sensitive plants. +Waterlilies. Petals too tired to. Sleeping sickness in the air. Walk on +roseleaves. Imagine trying to eat tripe and cowheel. Where was the chap +I saw in that picture somewhere? Ah yes, in the dead sea floating on his +back, reading a book with a parasol open. Couldn't sink if you tried: so +thick with salt. Because the weight of the water, no, the weight of +the body in the water is equal to the weight of the what? Or is it the +volume is equal to the weight? It's a law something like that. Vance in +High school cracking his fingerjoints, teaching. The college curriculum. +Cracking curriculum. What is weight really when you say the weight? +Thirtytwo feet per second per second. Law of falling bodies: per second +per second. They all fall to the ground. The earth. It's the force of +gravity of the earth is the weight. + +He turned away and sauntered across the road. How did she walk with her +sausages? Like that something. As he walked he took the folded _Freeman_ +from his sidepocket, unfolded it, rolled it lengthwise in a baton and +tapped it at each sauntering step against his trouserleg. Careless air: +just drop in to see. Per second per second. Per second for every second +it means. From the curbstone he darted a keen glance through the door of +the postoffice. Too late box. Post here. No-one. In. + +He handed the card through the brass grill. + +--Are there any letters for me? he asked. + +While the postmistress searched a pigeonhole he gazed at the recruiting +poster with soldiers of all arms on parade: and held the tip of his +baton against his nostrils, smelling freshprinted rag paper. No answer +probably. Went too far last time. + +The postmistress handed him back through the grill his card with a +letter. He thanked her and glanced rapidly at the typed envelope. + +Henry Flower Esq, c/o P. O. Westland Row, City. + +Answered anyhow. He slipped card and letter into his sidepocket, +reviewing again the soldiers on parade. Where's old Tweedy's regiment? +Castoff soldier. There: bearskin cap and hackle plume. No, he's a +grenadier. Pointed cuffs. There he is: royal Dublin fusiliers. Redcoats. +Too showy. That must be why the women go after them. Uniform. Easier to +enlist and drill. Maud Gonne's letter about taking them off O'Connell +street at night: disgrace to our Irish capital. Griffith's paper is on +the same tack now: an army rotten with venereal disease: overseas or +halfseasover empire. Half baked they look: hypnotised like. Eyes front. +Mark time. Table: able. Bed: ed. The King's own. Never see him dressed +up as a fireman or a bobby. A mason, yes. + +He strolled out of the postoffice and turned to the right. Talk: as if +that would mend matters. His hand went into his pocket and a forefinger +felt its way under the flap of the envelope, ripping it open in jerks. +Women will pay a lot of heed, I don't think. His fingers drew forth the +letter the letter and crumpled the envelope in his pocket. Something +pinned on: photo perhaps. Hair? No. + +M'Coy. Get rid of him quickly. Take me out of my way. Hate company when +you. + +--Hello, Bloom. Where are you off to? + +--Hello, M'Coy. Nowhere in particular. + +--How's the body? + +--Fine. How are you? + +--Just keeping alive, M'Coy said. + +His eyes on the black tie and clothes he asked with low respect: + +--Is there any... no trouble I hope? I see you're... + +--O, no, Mr Bloom said. Poor Dignam, you know. The funeral is today. + +--To be sure, poor fellow. So it is. What time? + +A photo it isn't. A badge maybe. + +--E... eleven, Mr Bloom answered. + +--I must try to get out there, M'Coy said. Eleven, is it? I only heard +it last night. Who was telling me? Holohan. You know Hoppy? + +--I know. + +Mr Bloom gazed across the road at the outsider drawn up before the door +of the Grosvenor. The porter hoisted the valise up on the well. She +stood still, waiting, while the man, husband, brother, like her, +searched his pockets for change. Stylish kind of coat with that roll +collar, warm for a day like this, looks like blanketcloth. Careless +stand of her with her hands in those patch pockets. Like that haughty +creature at the polo match. Women all for caste till you touch the spot. +Handsome is and handsome does. Reserved about to yield. The honourable +Mrs and Brutus is an honourable man. Possess her once take the starch +out of her. + +--I was with Bob Doran, he's on one of his periodical bends, and what do +you call him Bantam Lyons. Just down there in Conway's we were. + +Doran Lyons in Conway's. She raised a gloved hand to her hair. In came +Hoppy. Having a wet. Drawing back his head and gazing far from beneath +his vailed eyelids he saw the bright fawn skin shine in the glare, the +braided drums. Clearly I can see today. Moisture about gives long sight +perhaps. Talking of one thing or another. Lady's hand. Which side will +she get up? + +--And he said: _Sad thing about our poor friend Paddy! What Paddy?_ I +said. _Poor little Paddy Dignam_, he said. + +Off to the country: Broadstone probably. High brown boots with laces +dangling. Wellturned foot. What is he foostering over that change for? +Sees me looking. Eye out for other fellow always. Good fallback. Two +strings to her bow. + +--_Why?_ I said. _What's wrong with him?_ I said. + +Proud: rich: silk stockings. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. + +He moved a little to the side of M'Coy's talking head. Getting up in a +minute. + +--_What's wrong with him_? He said. _He's dead_, he said. And, faith, +he filled up. _Is it Paddy Dignam_? I said. I couldn't believe it when I +heard it. I was with him no later than Friday last or Thursday was it in +the Arch. _Yes,_ he said. _He's gone. He died on Monday, poor fellow_. +Watch! Watch! Silk flash rich stockings white. Watch! + +A heavy tramcar honking its gong slewed between. + +Lost it. Curse your noisy pugnose. Feels locked out of it. Paradise and +the peri. Always happening like that. The very moment. Girl in Eustace +street hallway Monday was it settling her garter. Her friend covering +the display of _esprit de corps_. Well, what are you gaping at? + +--Yes, yes, Mr Bloom said after a dull sigh. Another gone. + +--One of the best, M'Coy said. + +The tram passed. They drove off towards the Loop Line bridge, her rich +gloved hand on the steel grip. Flicker, flicker: the laceflare of her +hat in the sun: flicker, flick. + +--Wife well, I suppose? M'Coy's changed voice said. + +--O, yes, Mr Bloom said. Tiptop, thanks. + +He unrolled the newspaper baton idly and read idly: + +_What is home without Plumtree's Potted Meat? Incomplete With it an +abode of bliss._ + +--My missus has just got an engagement. At least it's not settled yet. + +Valise tack again. By the way no harm. I'm off that, thanks. + +Mr Bloom turned his largelidded eyes with unhasty friendliness. + +--My wife too, he said. She's going to sing at a swagger affair in the +Ulster Hall, Belfast, on the twenty-fifth. + +--That so? M'Coy said. Glad to hear that, old man. Who's getting it up? + +Mrs Marion Bloom. Not up yet. Queen was in her bedroom eating bread and. +No book. Blackened court cards laid along her thigh by sevens. Dark lady +and fair man. Letter. Cat furry black ball. Torn strip of envelope. + + _Love's + Old + Sweet + Song + Comes lo-ove's old..._ + +--It's a kind of a tour, don't you see, Mr Bloom said thoughtfully. +_Sweeeet song_. There's a committee formed. Part shares and part +profits. + +M'Coy nodded, picking at his moustache stubble. + +--O, well, he said. That's good news. + +He moved to go. + +--Well, glad to see you looking fit, he said. Meet you knocking around. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. + +--Tell you what, M'Coy said. You might put down my name at the funeral, +will you? I'd like to go but I mightn't be able, you see. There's a +drowning case at Sandycove may turn up and then the coroner and myself +would have to go down if the body is found. You just shove in my name if +I'm not there, will you? + +--I'll do that, Mr Bloom said, moving to get off. That'll be all right. + +--Right, M'Coy said brightly. Thanks, old man. I'd go if I possibly +could. Well, tolloll. Just C. P. M'Coy will do. + +--That will be done, Mr Bloom answered firmly. + +Didn't catch me napping that wheeze. The quick touch. Soft mark. I'd +like my job. Valise I have a particular fancy for. Leather. Capped +corners, rivetted edges, double action lever lock. Bob Cowley lent him +his for the Wicklow regatta concert last year and never heard tidings of +it from that good day to this. + +Mr Bloom, strolling towards Brunswick street, smiled. My missus has just +got an. Reedy freckled soprano. Cheeseparing nose. Nice enough in its +way: for a little ballad. No guts in it. You and me, don't you know: +in the same boat. Softsoaping. Give you the needle that would. Can't +he hear the difference? Think he's that way inclined a bit. Against +my grain somehow. Thought that Belfast would fetch him. I hope that +smallpox up there doesn't get worse. Suppose she wouldn't let herself be +vaccinated again. Your wife and my wife. + +Wonder is he pimping after me? + +Mr Bloom stood at the corner, his eyes wandering over the multicoloured +hoardings. Cantrell and Cochrane's Ginger Ale (Aromatic). Clery's Summer +Sale. No, he's going on straight. Hello. _Leah_ tonight. Mrs Bandmann +Palmer. Like to see her again in that. _Hamlet_ she played last night. +Male impersonator. Perhaps he was a woman. Why Ophelia committed +suicide. Poor papa! How he used to talk of Kate Bateman in that. Outside +the Adelphi in London waited all the afternoon to get in. Year before +I was born that was: sixtyfive. And Ristori in Vienna. What is this the +right name is? By Mosenthal it is. Rachel, is it? No. The scene he was +always talking about where the old blind Abraham recognises the voice +and puts his fingers on his face. + +Nathan's voice! His son's voice! I hear the voice of Nathan who left his +father to die of grief and misery in my arms, who left the house of his +father and left the God of his father. + +Every word is so deep, Leopold. + +Poor papa! Poor man! I'm glad I didn't go into the room to look at his +face. That day! O, dear! O, dear! Ffoo! Well, perhaps it was best for +him. + +Mr Bloom went round the corner and passed the drooping nags of the +hazard. No use thinking of it any more. Nosebag time. Wish I hadn't met +that M'Coy fellow. + +He came nearer and heard a crunching of gilded oats, the gently champing +teeth. Their full buck eyes regarded him as he went by, amid the sweet +oaten reek of horsepiss. Their Eldorado. Poor jugginses! Damn all they +know or care about anything with their long noses stuck in nosebags. +Too full for words. Still they get their feed all right and their doss. +Gelded too: a stump of black guttapercha wagging limp between their +haunches. Might be happy all the same that way. Good poor brutes they +look. Still their neigh can be very irritating. + +He drew the letter from his pocket and folded it into the newspaper he +carried. Might just walk into her here. The lane is safer. + +He passed the cabman's shelter. Curious the life of drifting cabbies. +All weathers, all places, time or setdown, no will of their own. _Voglio +e non_. Like to give them an odd cigarette. Sociable. Shout a few flying +syllables as they pass. He hummed: + + _La ci darem la mano + La la lala la la._ + +He turned into Cumberland street and, going on some paces, halted in the +lee of the station wall. No-one. Meade's timberyard. Piled balks. Ruins +and tenements. With careful tread he passed over a hopscotch court with +its forgotten pickeystone. Not a sinner. Near the timberyard a squatted +child at marbles, alone, shooting the taw with a cunnythumb. A wise +tabby, a blinking sphinx, watched from her warm sill. Pity to disturb +them. Mohammed cut a piece out of his mantle not to wake her. Open it. +And once I played marbles when I went to that old dame's school. She +liked mignonette. Mrs Ellis's. And Mr? He opened the letter within the +newspaper. + +A flower. I think it's a. A yellow flower with flattened petals. Not +annoyed then? What does she say? + +Dear Henry + +I got your last letter to me and thank you very much for it. I am sorry +you did not like my last letter. Why did you enclose the stamps? I am +awfully angry with you. I do wish I could punish you for that. I called +you naughty boy because I do not like that other world. Please tell me +what is the real meaning of that word? Are you not happy in your home +you poor little naughty boy? I do wish I could do something for you. +Please tell me what you think of poor me. I often think of the beautiful +name you have. Dear Henry, when will we meet? I think of you so often +you have no idea. I have never felt myself so much drawn to a man as +you. I feel so bad about. Please write me a long letter and tell me +more. Remember if you do not I will punish you. So now you know what I +will do to you, you naughty boy, if you do not wrote. O how I long to +meet you. Henry dear, do not deny my request before my patience are +exhausted. Then I will tell you all. Goodbye now, naughty darling, I +have such a bad headache. today. and write _by return_ to your longing + +Martha + +P. S. Do tell me what kind of perfume does your wife use. I want to +know. + +He tore the flower gravely from its pinhold smelt its almost no smell +and placed it in his heart pocket. Language of flowers. They like it +because no-one can hear. Or a poison bouquet to strike him down. Then +walking slowly forward he read the letter again, murmuring here and +there a word. Angry tulips with you darling manflower punish your cactus +if you don't please poor forgetmenot how I long violets to dear roses +when we soon anemone meet all naughty nightstalk wife Martha's perfume. +Having read it all he took it from the newspaper and put it back in his +sidepocket. + +Weak joy opened his lips. Changed since the first letter. Wonder did she +wrote it herself. Doing the indignant: a girl of good family like me, +respectable character. Could meet one Sunday after the rosary. Thank +you: not having any. Usual love scrimmage. Then running round corners. +Bad as a row with Molly. Cigar has a cooling effect. Narcotic. Go +further next time. Naughty boy: punish: afraid of words, of course. +Brutal, why not? Try it anyhow. A bit at a time. + +Fingering still the letter in his pocket he drew the pin out of it. +Common pin, eh? He threw it on the road. Out of her clothes somewhere: +pinned together. Queer the number of pins they always have. No roses +without thorns. + +Flat Dublin voices bawled in his head. Those two sluts that night in the +Coombe, linked together in the rain. + + _O, Mary lost the pin of her drawers. + She didn't know what to do + To keep it up + To keep it up._ + +It? Them. Such a bad headache. Has her roses probably. Or sitting all +day typing. Eyefocus bad for stomach nerves. What perfume does your wife +use. Now could you make out a thing like that? + + _To keep it up._ + +Martha, Mary. I saw that picture somewhere I forget now old master or +faked for money. He is sitting in their house, talking. Mysterious. Also +the two sluts in the Coombe would listen. + + _To keep it up._ + +Nice kind of evening feeling. No more wandering about. Just loll there: +quiet dusk: let everything rip. Forget. Tell about places you have been, +strange customs. The other one, jar on her head, was getting the supper: +fruit, olives, lovely cool water out of a well, stonecold like the hole +in the wall at Ashtown. Must carry a paper goblet next time I go to the +trottingmatches. She listens with big dark soft eyes. Tell her: more and +more: all. Then a sigh: silence. Long long long rest. + +Going under the railway arch he took out the envelope, tore it swiftly +in shreds and scattered them towards the road. The shreds fluttered +away, sank in the dank air: a white flutter, then all sank. + +Henry Flower. You could tear up a cheque for a hundred pounds in the +same way. Simple bit of paper. Lord Iveagh once cashed a sevenfigure +cheque for a million in the bank of Ireland. Shows you the money to be +made out of porter. Still the other brother lord Ardilaun has to change +his shirt four times a day, they say. Skin breeds lice or vermin. A +million pounds, wait a moment. Twopence a pint, fourpence a quart, +eightpence a gallon of porter, no, one and fourpence a gallon of porter. +One and four into twenty: fifteen about. Yes, exactly. Fifteen millions +of barrels of porter. + +What am I saying barrels? Gallons. About a million barrels all the same. + +An incoming train clanked heavily above his head, coach after coach. +Barrels bumped in his head: dull porter slopped and churned inside. +The bungholes sprang open and a huge dull flood leaked out, flowing +together, winding through mudflats all over the level land, a lazy +pooling swirl of liquor bearing along wideleaved flowers of its froth. + +He had reached the open backdoor of All Hallows. Stepping into the porch +he doffed his hat, took the card from his pocket and tucked it again +behind the leather headband. Damn it. I might have tried to work M'Coy +for a pass to Mullingar. + +Same notice on the door. Sermon by the very reverend John Conmee S.J. +on saint Peter Claver S.J. and the African Mission. Prayers for the +conversion of Gladstone they had too when he was almost unconscious. The +protestants are the same. Convert Dr William J. Walsh D.D. to the true +religion. Save China's millions. Wonder how they explain it to the +heathen Chinee. Prefer an ounce of opium. Celestials. Rank heresy for +them. Buddha their god lying on his side in the museum. Taking it easy +with hand under his cheek. Josssticks burning. Not like Ecce Homo. Crown +of thorns and cross. Clever idea Saint Patrick the shamrock. Chopsticks? +Conmee: Martin Cunningham knows him: distinguishedlooking. Sorry I +didn't work him about getting Molly into the choir instead of that +Father Farley who looked a fool but wasn't. They're taught that. He's +not going out in bluey specs with the sweat rolling off him to baptise +blacks, is he? The glasses would take their fancy, flashing. Like to see +them sitting round in a ring with blub lips, entranced, listening. Still +life. Lap it up like milk, I suppose. + +The cold smell of sacred stone called him. He trod the worn steps, +pushed the swingdoor and entered softly by the rere. + +Something going on: some sodality. Pity so empty. Nice discreet place +to be next some girl. Who is my neighbour? Jammed by the hour to slow +music. That woman at midnight mass. Seventh heaven. Women knelt in the +benches with crimson halters round their necks, heads bowed. A batch +knelt at the altarrails. The priest went along by them, murmuring, +holding the thing in his hands. He stopped at each, took out a +communion, shook a drop or two (are they in water?) off it and put it +neatly into her mouth. Her hat and head sank. Then the next one. Her hat +sank at once. Then the next one: a small old woman. The priest bent down +to put it into her mouth, murmuring all the time. Latin. The next one. +Shut your eyes and open your mouth. What? _Corpus:_ body. Corpse. Good +idea the Latin. Stupefies them first. Hospice for the dying. They +don't seem to chew it: only swallow it down. Rum idea: eating bits of a +corpse. Why the cannibals cotton to it. + +He stood aside watching their blind masks pass down the aisle, one by +one, and seek their places. He approached a bench and seated himself in +its corner, nursing his hat and newspaper. These pots we have to wear. +We ought to have hats modelled on our heads. They were about him here +and there, with heads still bowed in their crimson halters, waiting for +it to melt in their stomachs. Something like those mazzoth: it's that +sort of bread: unleavened shewbread. Look at them. Now I bet it makes +them feel happy. Lollipop. It does. Yes, bread of angels it's called. +There's a big idea behind it, kind of kingdom of God is within you feel. +First communicants. Hokypoky penny a lump. Then feel all like one family +party, same in the theatre, all in the same swim. They do. I'm sure of +that. Not so lonely. In our confraternity. Then come out a bit spreeish. +Let off steam. Thing is if you really believe in it. Lourdes cure, +waters of oblivion, and the Knock apparition, statues bleeding. Old +fellow asleep near that confessionbox. Hence those snores. Blind faith. +Safe in the arms of kingdom come. Lulls all pain. Wake this time next +year. + +He saw the priest stow the communion cup away, well in, and kneel an +instant before it, showing a large grey bootsole from under the lace +affair he had on. Suppose he lost the pin of his. He wouldn't know what +to do to. Bald spot behind. Letters on his back: I.N.R.I? No: I.H.S. +Molly told me one time I asked her. I have sinned: or no: I have +suffered, it is. And the other one? Iron nails ran in. + +Meet one Sunday after the rosary. Do not deny my request. Turn up with +a veil and black bag. Dusk and the light behind her. She might be here +with a ribbon round her neck and do the other thing all the same on the +sly. Their character. That fellow that turned queen's evidence on the +invincibles he used to receive the, Carey was his name, the communion +every morning. This very church. Peter Carey, yes. No, Peter Claver I am +thinking of. Denis Carey. And just imagine that. Wife and six children +at home. And plotting that murder all the time. Those crawthumpers, +now that's a good name for them, there's always something shiftylooking +about them. They're not straight men of business either. O, no, she's +not here: the flower: no, no. By the way, did I tear up that envelope? +Yes: under the bridge. + +The priest was rinsing out the chalice: then he tossed off the dregs +smartly. Wine. Makes it more aristocratic than for example if he drank +what they are used to Guinness's porter or some temperance beverage +Wheatley's Dublin hop bitters or Cantrell and Cochrane's ginger ale +(aromatic). Doesn't give them any of it: shew wine: only the other. +Cold comfort. Pious fraud but quite right: otherwise they'd have one old +booser worse than another coming along, cadging for a drink. Queer the +whole atmosphere of the. Quite right. Perfectly right that is. + +Mr Bloom looked back towards the choir. Not going to be any music. Pity. +Who has the organ here I wonder? Old Glynn he knew how to make that +instrument talk, the _vibrato_: fifty pounds a year they say he had in +Gardiner street. Molly was in fine voice that day, the _Stabat Mater_ +of Rossini. Father Bernard Vaughan's sermon first. Christ or Pilate? +Christ, but don't keep us all night over it. Music they wanted. +Footdrill stopped. Could hear a pin drop. I told her to pitch her voice +against that corner. I could feel the thrill in the air, the full, the +people looking up: + +_Quis est homo._ + +Some of that old sacred music splendid. Mercadante: seven last words. +Mozart's twelfth mass: _Gloria_ in that. Those old popes keen on music, +on art and statues and pictures of all kinds. Palestrina for example +too. They had a gay old time while it lasted. Healthy too, chanting, +regular hours, then brew liqueurs. Benedictine. Green Chartreuse. Still, +having eunuchs in their choir that was coming it a bit thick. What kind +of voice is it? Must be curious to hear after their own strong basses. +Connoisseurs. Suppose they wouldn't feel anything after. Kind of a +placid. No worry. Fall into flesh, don't they? Gluttons, tall, long +legs. Who knows? Eunuch. One way out of it. + +He saw the priest bend down and kiss the altar and then face about and +bless all the people. All crossed themselves and stood up. Mr Bloom +glanced about him and then stood up, looking over the risen hats. Stand +up at the gospel of course. Then all settled down on their knees again +and he sat back quietly in his bench. The priest came down from the +altar, holding the thing out from him, and he and the massboy answered +each other in Latin. Then the priest knelt down and began to read off a +card: + +--O God, our refuge and our strength... + +Mr Bloom put his face forward to catch the words. English. Throw them +the bone. I remember slightly. How long since your last mass? Glorious +and immaculate virgin. Joseph, her spouse. Peter and Paul. More +interesting if you understood what it was all about. Wonderful +organisation certainly, goes like clockwork. Confession. Everyone wants +to. Then I will tell you all. Penance. Punish me, please. Great weapon +in their hands. More than doctor or solicitor. Woman dying to. And I +schschschschschsch. And did you chachachachacha? And why did you? Look +down at her ring to find an excuse. Whispering gallery walls have ears. +Husband learn to his surprise. God's little joke. Then out she comes. +Repentance skindeep. Lovely shame. Pray at an altar. Hail Mary and Holy +Mary. Flowers, incense, candles melting. Hide her blushes. Salvation +army blatant imitation. Reformed prostitute will address the meeting. +How I found the Lord. Squareheaded chaps those must be in Rome: they +work the whole show. And don't they rake in the money too? Bequests +also: to the P.P. for the time being in his absolute discretion. +Masses for the repose of my soul to be said publicly with open doors. +Monasteries and convents. The priest in that Fermanagh will case in the +witnessbox. No browbeating him. He had his answer pat for everything. +Liberty and exaltation of our holy mother the church. The doctors of the +church: they mapped out the whole theology of it. + +The priest prayed: + +--Blessed Michael, archangel, defend us in the hour of conflict. Be +our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil (may God +restrain him, we humbly pray!): and do thou, O prince of the heavenly +host, by the power of God thrust Satan down to hell and with him those +other wicked spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. + +The priest and the massboy stood up and walked off. All over. The women +remained behind: thanksgiving. + +Better be shoving along. Brother Buzz. Come around with the plate +perhaps. Pay your Easter duty. + +He stood up. Hello. Were those two buttons of my waistcoat open all the +time? Women enjoy it. Never tell you. But we. Excuse, miss, there's a +(whh!) just a (whh!) fluff. Or their skirt behind, placket unhooked. +Glimpses of the moon. Annoyed if you don't. Why didn't you tell me +before. Still like you better untidy. Good job it wasn't farther south. +He passed, discreetly buttoning, down the aisle and out through the main +door into the light. He stood a moment unseeing by the cold black marble +bowl while before him and behind two worshippers dipped furtive hands in +the low tide of holy water. Trams: a car of Prescott's dyeworks: a widow +in her weeds. Notice because I'm in mourning myself. He covered himself. +How goes the time? Quarter past. Time enough yet. Better get that lotion +made up. Where is this? Ah yes, the last time. Sweny's in Lincoln place. +Chemists rarely move. Their green and gold beaconjars too heavy to stir. +Hamilton Long's, founded in the year of the flood. Huguenot churchyard +near there. Visit some day. + +He walked southward along Westland row. But the recipe is in the other +trousers. O, and I forgot that latchkey too. Bore this funeral affair. +O well, poor fellow, it's not his fault. When was it I got it made up +last? Wait. I changed a sovereign I remember. First of the month it must +have been or the second. O, he can look it up in the prescriptions book. + +The chemist turned back page after page. Sandy shrivelled smell he seems +to have. Shrunken skull. And old. Quest for the philosopher's stone. The +alchemists. Drugs age you after mental excitement. Lethargy then. Why? +Reaction. A lifetime in a night. Gradually changes your character. +Living all the day among herbs, ointments, disinfectants. All his +alabaster lilypots. Mortar and pestle. Aq. Dist. Fol. Laur. Te Virid. +Smell almost cure you like the dentist's doorbell. Doctor Whack. He +ought to physic himself a bit. Electuary or emulsion. The first fellow +that picked an herb to cure himself had a bit of pluck. Simples. Want to +be careful. Enough stuff here to chloroform you. Test: turns blue +litmus paper red. Chloroform. Overdose of laudanum. Sleeping draughts. +Lovephiltres. Paragoric poppysyrup bad for cough. Clogs the pores or the +phlegm. Poisons the only cures. Remedy where you least expect it. Clever +of nature. + +--About a fortnight ago, sir? + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. + +He waited by the counter, inhaling slowly the keen reek of drugs, the +dusty dry smell of sponges and loofahs. Lot of time taken up telling +your aches and pains. + +--Sweet almond oil and tincture of benzoin, Mr Bloom said, and then +orangeflower water... + +It certainly did make her skin so delicate white like wax. + +--And white wax also, he said. + +Brings out the darkness of her eyes. Looking at me, the sheet up to +her eyes, Spanish, smelling herself, when I was fixing the links in my +cuffs. Those homely recipes are often the best: strawberries for the +teeth: nettles and rainwater: oatmeal they say steeped in buttermilk. +Skinfood. One of the old queen's sons, duke of Albany was it? had only +one skin. Leopold, yes. Three we have. Warts, bunions and pimples to +make it worse. But you want a perfume too. What perfume does your? _Peau +d'Espagne_. That orangeflower water is so fresh. Nice smell these soaps +have. Pure curd soap. Time to get a bath round the corner. Hammam. +Turkish. Massage. Dirt gets rolled up in your navel. Nicer if a nice +girl did it. Also I think I. Yes I. Do it in the bath. Curious longing +I. Water to water. Combine business with pleasure. Pity no time for +massage. Feel fresh then all the day. Funeral be rather glum. + +--Yes, sir, the chemist said. That was two and nine. Have you brought a +bottle? + +--No, Mr Bloom said. Make it up, please. I'll call later in the day and +I'll take one of these soaps. How much are they? + +--Fourpence, sir. + +Mr Bloom raised a cake to his nostrils. Sweet lemony wax. + +--I'll take this one, he said. That makes three and a penny. + +--Yes, sir, the chemist said. You can pay all together, sir, when you +come back. + +--Good, Mr Bloom said. + +He strolled out of the shop, the newspaper baton under his armpit, the +coolwrappered soap in his left hand. + +At his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and hand said: + +--Hello, Bloom. What's the best news? Is that today's? Show us a minute. + +Shaved off his moustache again, by Jove! Long cold upper lip. To look +younger. He does look balmy. Younger than I am. + +Bantam Lyons's yellow blacknailed fingers unrolled the baton. Wants a +wash too. Take off the rough dirt. Good morning, have you used Pears' +soap? Dandruff on his shoulders. Scalp wants oiling. + +--I want to see about that French horse that's running today, Bantam +Lyons said. Where the bugger is it? + +He rustled the pleated pages, jerking his chin on his high collar. +Barber's itch. Tight collar he'll lose his hair. Better leave him the +paper and get shut of him. + +--You can keep it, Mr Bloom said. + +--Ascot. Gold cup. Wait, Bantam Lyons muttered. Half a mo. Maximum the +second. + +--I was just going to throw it away, Mr Bloom said. + +Bantam Lyons raised his eyes suddenly and leered weakly. + +--What's that? his sharp voice said. + +--I say you can keep it, Mr Bloom answered. I was going to throw it away +that moment. + +Bantam Lyons doubted an instant, leering: then thrust the outspread +sheets back on Mr Bloom's arms. + +--I'll risk it, he said. Here, thanks. + +He sped off towards Conway's corner. God speed scut. + +Mr Bloom folded the sheets again to a neat square and lodged the soap +in it, smiling. Silly lips of that chap. Betting. Regular hotbed of it +lately. Messenger boys stealing to put on sixpence. Raffle for large +tender turkey. Your Christmas dinner for threepence. Jack Fleming +embezzling to gamble then smuggled off to America. Keeps a hotel now. +They never come back. Fleshpots of Egypt. + +He walked cheerfully towards the mosque of the baths. Remind you of a +mosque, redbaked bricks, the minarets. College sports today I see. He +eyed the horseshoe poster over the gate of college park: cyclist doubled +up like a cod in a pot. Damn bad ad. Now if they had made it round +like a wheel. Then the spokes: sports, sports, sports: and the hub big: +college. Something to catch the eye. + +There's Hornblower standing at the porter's lodge. Keep him on hands: +might take a turn in there on the nod. How do you do, Mr Hornblower? How +do you do, sir? + +Heavenly weather really. If life was always like that. Cricket weather. +Sit around under sunshades. Over after over. Out. They can't play it +here. Duck for six wickets. Still Captain Culler broke a window in the +Kildare street club with a slog to square leg. Donnybrook fair more +in their line. And the skulls we were acracking when M'Carthy took the +floor. Heatwave. Won't last. Always passing, the stream of life, which +in the stream of life we trace is dearer than them all. + +Enjoy a bath now: clean trough of water, cool enamel, the gentle tepid +stream. This is my body. + +He foresaw his pale body reclined in it at full, naked, in a womb of +warmth, oiled by scented melting soap, softly laved. He saw his +trunk and limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward, +lemonyellow: his navel, bud of flesh: and saw the dark tangled curls of +his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp father of +thousands, a languid floating flower. + + + +Martin Cunningham, first, poked his silkhatted head into the creaking +carriage and, entering deftly, seated himself. Mr Power stepped in after +him, curving his height with care. + +--Come on, Simon. + +--After you, Mr Bloom said. + +Mr Dedalus covered himself quickly and got in, saying: + +Yes, yes. + +--Are we all here now? Martin Cunningham asked. Come along, Bloom. + +Mr Bloom entered and sat in the vacant place. He pulled the door to +after him and slammed it twice till it shut tight. He passed an arm +through the armstrap and looked seriously from the open carriagewindow +at the lowered blinds of the avenue. One dragged aside: an old woman +peeping. Nose whiteflattened against the pane. Thanking her stars she +was passed over. Extraordinary the interest they take in a corpse. Glad +to see us go we give them such trouble coming. Job seems to suit them. +Huggermugger in corners. Slop about in slipperslappers for fear he'd +wake. Then getting it ready. Laying it out. Molly and Mrs Fleming making +the bed. Pull it more to your side. Our windingsheet. Never know who +will touch you dead. Wash and shampoo. I believe they clip the nails and +the hair. Keep a bit in an envelope. Grows all the same after. Unclean +job. + +All waited. Nothing was said. Stowing in the wreaths probably. I am +sitting on something hard. Ah, that soap: in my hip pocket. Better shift +it out of that. Wait for an opportunity. + +All waited. Then wheels were heard from in front, turning: then nearer: +then horses' hoofs. A jolt. Their carriage began to move, creaking and +swaying. Other hoofs and creaking wheels started behind. The blinds of +the avenue passed and number nine with its craped knocker, door ajar. At +walking pace. + +They waited still, their knees jogging, till they had turned and were +passing along the tramtracks. Tritonville road. Quicker. The wheels +rattled rolling over the cobbled causeway and the crazy glasses shook +rattling in the doorframes. + +--What way is he taking us? Mr Power asked through both windows. + +--Irishtown, Martin Cunningham said. Ringsend. Brunswick street. + +Mr Dedalus nodded, looking out. + +--That's a fine old custom, he said. I am glad to see it has not died +out. + +All watched awhile through their windows caps and hats lifted by +passers. Respect. The carriage swerved from the tramtrack to the +smoother road past Watery lane. Mr Bloom at gaze saw a lithe young man, +clad in mourning, a wide hat. + +--There's a friend of yours gone by, Dedalus, he said. + +--Who is that? + +--Your son and heir. + +--Where is he? Mr Dedalus said, stretching over across. + +The carriage, passing the open drains and mounds of rippedup roadway +before the tenement houses, lurched round the corner and, swerving back +to the tramtrack, rolled on noisily with chattering wheels. Mr Dedalus +fell back, saying: + +--Was that Mulligan cad with him? His _fidus Achates_! + +--No, Mr Bloom said. He was alone. + +--Down with his aunt Sally, I suppose, Mr Dedalus said, the Goulding +faction, the drunken little costdrawer and Crissie, papa's little lump +of dung, the wise child that knows her own father. + +Mr Bloom smiled joylessly on Ringsend road. Wallace Bros: the +bottleworks: Dodder bridge. + +Richie Goulding and the legal bag. Goulding, Collis and Ward he calls +the firm. His jokes are getting a bit damp. Great card he was. Waltzing +in Stamer street with Ignatius Gallaher on a Sunday morning, the +landlady's two hats pinned on his head. Out on the rampage all night. +Beginning to tell on him now: that backache of his, I fear. Wife ironing +his back. Thinks he'll cure it with pills. All breadcrumbs they are. +About six hundred per cent profit. + +--He's in with a lowdown crowd, Mr Dedalus snarled. That Mulligan is a +contaminated bloody doubledyed ruffian by all accounts. His name stinks +all over Dublin. But with the help of God and His blessed mother I'll +make it my business to write a letter one of those days to his mother +or his aunt or whatever she is that will open her eye as wide as a gate. +I'll tickle his catastrophe, believe you me. + +He cried above the clatter of the wheels: + +--I won't have her bastard of a nephew ruin my son. A counterjumper's +son. Selling tapes in my cousin, Peter Paul M'Swiney's. Not likely. + +He ceased. Mr Bloom glanced from his angry moustache to Mr Power's mild +face and Martin Cunningham's eyes and beard, gravely shaking. Noisy +selfwilled man. Full of his son. He is right. Something to hand on. If +little Rudy had lived. See him grow up. Hear his voice in the house. +Walking beside Molly in an Eton suit. My son. Me in his eyes. Strange +feeling it would be. From me. Just a chance. Must have been that morning +in Raymond terrace she was at the window watching the two dogs at it by +the wall of the cease to do evil. And the sergeant grinning up. She had +that cream gown on with the rip she never stitched. Give us a touch, +Poldy. God, I'm dying for it. How life begins. + +Got big then. Had to refuse the Greystones concert. My son inside her. +I could have helped him on in life. I could. Make him independent. Learn +German too. + +--Are we late? Mr Power asked. + +--Ten minutes, Martin Cunningham said, looking at his watch. + +Molly. Milly. Same thing watered down. Her tomboy oaths. O jumping +Jupiter! Ye gods and little fishes! Still, she's a dear girl. Soon be a +woman. Mullingar. Dearest Papli. Young student. Yes, yes: a woman too. +Life, life. + +The carriage heeled over and back, their four trunks swaying. + +--Corny might have given us a more commodious yoke, Mr Power said. + +--He might, Mr Dedalus said, if he hadn't that squint troubling him. Do +you follow me? + +He closed his left eye. Martin Cunningham began to brush away +crustcrumbs from under his thighs. + +--What is this, he said, in the name of God? Crumbs? + +--Someone seems to have been making a picnic party here lately, Mr Power +said. + +All raised their thighs and eyed with disfavour the mildewed buttonless +leather of the seats. Mr Dedalus, twisting his nose, frowned downward +and said: + +--Unless I'm greatly mistaken. What do you think, Martin? + +--It struck me too, Martin Cunningham said. + +Mr Bloom set his thigh down. Glad I took that bath. Feel my feet quite +clean. But I wish Mrs Fleming had darned these socks better. + +Mr Dedalus sighed resignedly. + +--After all, he said, it's the most natural thing in the world. + +--Did Tom Kernan turn up? Martin Cunningham asked, twirling the peak of +his beard gently. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom answered. He's behind with Ned Lambert and Hynes. + +--And Corny Kelleher himself? Mr Power asked. + +--At the cemetery, Martin Cunningham said. + +--I met M'Coy this morning, Mr Bloom said. He said he'd try to come. + +The carriage halted short. + +--What's wrong? + +--We're stopped. + +--Where are we? + +Mr Bloom put his head out of the window. + +--The grand canal, he said. + +Gasworks. Whooping cough they say it cures. Good job Milly never got +it. Poor children! Doubles them up black and blue in convulsions. Shame +really. Got off lightly with illnesses compared. Only measles. Flaxseed +tea. Scarlatina, influenza epidemics. Canvassing for death. Don't miss +this chance. Dogs' home over there. Poor old Athos! Be good to Athos, +Leopold, is my last wish. Thy will be done. We obey them in the grave. +A dying scrawl. He took it to heart, pined away. Quiet brute. Old men's +dogs usually are. + +A raindrop spat on his hat. He drew back and saw an instant of shower +spray dots over the grey flags. Apart. Curious. Like through a colander. +I thought it would. My boots were creaking I remember now. + +--The weather is changing, he said quietly. + +--A pity it did not keep up fine, Martin Cunningham said. + +--Wanted for the country, Mr Power said. There's the sun again coming +out. + +Mr Dedalus, peering through his glasses towards the veiled sun, hurled a +mute curse at the sky. + +--It's as uncertain as a child's bottom, he said. + +--We're off again. + +The carriage turned again its stiff wheels and their trunks swayed +gently. Martin Cunningham twirled more quickly the peak of his beard. + +--Tom Kernan was immense last night, he said. And Paddy Leonard taking +him off to his face. + +--O, draw him out, Martin, Mr Power said eagerly. Wait till you hear +him, Simon, on Ben Dollard's singing of _The Croppy Boy_. + +--Immense, Martin Cunningham said pompously. _His singing of that simple +ballad, Martin, is the most trenchant rendering I ever heard in the +whole course of my experience._ + +--Trenchant, Mr Power said laughing. He's dead nuts on that. And the +retrospective arrangement. + +--Did you read Dan Dawson's speech? Martin Cunningham asked. + +--I did not then, Mr Dedalus said. Where is it? + +--In the paper this morning. + +Mr Bloom took the paper from his inside pocket. That book I must change +for her. + +--No, no, Mr Dedalus said quickly. Later on please. + +Mr Bloom's glance travelled down the edge of the paper, scanning the +deaths: Callan, Coleman, Dignam, Fawcett, Lowry, Naumann, Peake, what +Peake is that? is it the chap was in Crosbie and Alleyne's? no, Sexton, +Urbright. Inked characters fast fading on the frayed breaking paper. +Thanks to the Little Flower. Sadly missed. To the inexpressible grief of +his. Aged 88 after a long and tedious illness. Month's mind: Quinlan. On +whose soul Sweet Jesus have mercy. + +_It is now a month since dear Henry fled To his home up above in the sky +While his family weeps and mourns his loss Hoping some day to meet him +on high._ + +I tore up the envelope? Yes. Where did I put her letter after I read it +in the bath? He patted his waistcoatpocket. There all right. Dear Henry +fled. Before my patience are exhausted. + +National school. Meade's yard. The hazard. Only two there now. Nodding. +Full as a tick. Too much bone in their skulls. The other trotting round +with a fare. An hour ago I was passing there. The jarvies raised their +hats. + +A pointsman's back straightened itself upright suddenly against a +tramway standard by Mr Bloom's window. Couldn't they invent something +automatic so that the wheel itself much handier? Well but that fellow +would lose his job then? Well but then another fellow would get a job +making the new invention? + +Antient concert rooms. Nothing on there. A man in a buff suit with a +crape armlet. Not much grief there. Quarter mourning. People in law +perhaps. + +They went past the bleak pulpit of saint Mark's, under the railway +bridge, past the Queen's theatre: in silence. Hoardings: Eugene +Stratton, Mrs Bandmann Palmer. Could I go to see LEAH tonight, I wonder. +I said I. Or the _Lily of Killarney_? Elster Grimes Opera Company. Big +powerful change. Wet bright bills for next week. _Fun on the Bristol_. +Martin Cunningham could work a pass for the Gaiety. Have to stand a +drink or two. As broad as it's long. + +He's coming in the afternoon. Her songs. + +Plasto's. Sir Philip Crampton's memorial fountain bust. Who was he? + +--How do you do? Martin Cunningham said, raising his palm to his brow in +salute. + +--He doesn't see us, Mr Power said. Yes, he does. How do you do? + +--Who? Mr Dedalus asked. + +--Blazes Boylan, Mr Power said. There he is airing his quiff. + +Just that moment I was thinking. + +Mr Dedalus bent across to salute. From the door of the Red Bank the +white disc of a straw hat flashed reply: spruce figure: passed. + +Mr Bloom reviewed the nails of his left hand, then those of his right +hand. The nails, yes. Is there anything more in him that they she sees? +Fascination. Worst man in Dublin. That keeps him alive. They sometimes +feel what a person is. Instinct. But a type like that. My nails. I +am just looking at them: well pared. And after: thinking alone. Body +getting a bit softy. I would notice that: from remembering. What causes +that? I suppose the skin can't contract quickly enough when the flesh +falls off. But the shape is there. The shape is there still. Shoulders. +Hips. Plump. Night of the dance dressing. Shift stuck between the cheeks +behind. + +He clasped his hands between his knees and, satisfied, sent his vacant +glance over their faces. + +Mr Power asked: + +--How is the concert tour getting on, Bloom? + +--O, very well, Mr Bloom said. I hear great accounts of it. It's a good +idea, you see... + +--Are you going yourself? + +--Well no, Mr Bloom said. In point of fact I have to go down to the +county Clare on some private business. You see the idea is to tour the +chief towns. What you lose on one you can make up on the other. + +--Quite so, Martin Cunningham said. Mary Anderson is up there now. + +Have you good artists? + +--Louis Werner is touring her, Mr Bloom said. O yes, we'll have all +topnobbers. J. C. Doyle and John MacCormack I hope and. The best, in +fact. + +--And _Madame_, Mr Power said smiling. Last but not least. + +Mr Bloom unclasped his hands in a gesture of soft politeness and clasped +them. Smith O'Brien. Someone has laid a bunch of flowers there. Woman. +Must be his deathday. For many happy returns. The carriage wheeling by +Farrell's statue united noiselessly their unresisting knees. + +Oot: a dullgarbed old man from the curbstone tendered his wares, his +mouth opening: oot. + +--Four bootlaces for a penny. + +Wonder why he was struck off the rolls. Had his office in Hume street. +Same house as Molly's namesake, Tweedy, crown solicitor for Waterford. +Has that silk hat ever since. Relics of old decency. Mourning too. +Terrible comedown, poor wretch! Kicked about like snuff at a wake. +O'Callaghan on his last legs. + +And _Madame_. Twenty past eleven. Up. Mrs Fleming is in to clean. Doing +her hair, humming. _voglio e non vorrei_. No. _vorrei e non_. Looking at +the tips of her hairs to see if they are split. _Mi trema un poco +il_. Beautiful on that _tre_ her voice is: weeping tone. A thrush. A +throstle. There is a word throstle that expresses that. + +His eyes passed lightly over Mr Power's goodlooking face. Greyish over +the ears. _Madame_: smiling. I smiled back. A smile goes a long way. +Only politeness perhaps. Nice fellow. Who knows is that true about the +woman he keeps? Not pleasant for the wife. Yet they say, who was it +told me, there is no carnal. You would imagine that would get played +out pretty quick. Yes, it was Crofton met him one evening bringing her +a pound of rumpsteak. What is this she was? Barmaid in Jury's. Or the +Moira, was it? + +They passed under the hugecloaked Liberator's form. + +Martin Cunningham nudged Mr Power. + +--Of the tribe of Reuben, he said. + +A tall blackbearded figure, bent on a stick, stumping round the corner +of Elvery's Elephant house, showed them a curved hand open on his spine. + +--In all his pristine beauty, Mr Power said. + +Mr Dedalus looked after the stumping figure and said mildly: + +--The devil break the hasp of your back! + +Mr Power, collapsing in laughter, shaded his face from the window as the +carriage passed Gray's statue. + +--We have all been there, Martin Cunningham said broadly. + +His eyes met Mr Bloom's eyes. He caressed his beard, adding: + +--Well, nearly all of us. + +Mr Bloom began to speak with sudden eagerness to his companions' faces. + +--That's an awfully good one that's going the rounds about Reuben J and +the son. + +--About the boatman? Mr Power asked. + +--Yes. Isn't it awfully good? + +--What is that? Mr Dedalus asked. I didn't hear it. + +--There was a girl in the case, Mr Bloom began, and he determined to +send him to the Isle of Man out of harm's way but when they were both +... + +--What? Mr Dedalus asked. That confirmed bloody hobbledehoy is it? + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. They were both on the way to the boat and he tried +to drown... + +--Drown Barabbas! Mr Dedalus cried. I wish to Christ he did! + +Mr Power sent a long laugh down his shaded nostrils. + +--No, Mr Bloom said, the son himself... + +Martin Cunningham thwarted his speech rudely: + +--Reuben and the son were piking it down the quay next the river on +their way to the Isle of Man boat and the young chiseller suddenly got +loose and over the wall with him into the Liffey. + +--For God's sake! Mr Dedalus exclaimed in fright. Is he dead? + +--Dead! Martin Cunningham cried. Not he! A boatman got a pole and fished +him out by the slack of the breeches and he was landed up to the father +on the quay more dead than alive. Half the town was there. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. But the funny part is... + +--And Reuben J, Martin Cunningham said, gave the boatman a florin for +saving his son's life. + +A stifled sigh came from under Mr Power's hand. + +--O, he did, Martin Cunningham affirmed. Like a hero. A silver florin. + +--Isn't it awfully good? Mr Bloom said eagerly. + +--One and eightpence too much, Mr Dedalus said drily. + +Mr Power's choked laugh burst quietly in the carriage. + +Nelson's pillar. + +--Eight plums a penny! Eight for a penny! + +--We had better look a little serious, Martin Cunningham said. + +Mr Dedalus sighed. + +--Ah then indeed, he said, poor little Paddy wouldn't grudge us a laugh. +Many a good one he told himself. + +--The Lord forgive me! Mr Power said, wiping his wet eyes with his +fingers. Poor Paddy! I little thought a week ago when I saw him last and +he was in his usual health that I'd be driving after him like this. He's +gone from us. + +--As decent a little man as ever wore a hat, Mr Dedalus said. He went +very suddenly. + +--Breakdown, Martin Cunningham said. Heart. + +He tapped his chest sadly. + +Blazing face: redhot. Too much John Barleycorn. Cure for a red nose. +Drink like the devil till it turns adelite. A lot of money he spent +colouring it. + +Mr Power gazed at the passing houses with rueful apprehension. + +--He had a sudden death, poor fellow, he said. + +--The best death, Mr Bloom said. + +Their wide open eyes looked at him. + +--No suffering, he said. A moment and all is over. Like dying in sleep. + +No-one spoke. + +Dead side of the street this. Dull business by day, land agents, +temperance hotel, Falconer's railway guide, civil service college, +Gill's, catholic club, the industrious blind. Why? Some reason. Sun or +wind. At night too. Chummies and slaveys. Under the patronage of the +late Father Mathew. Foundation stone for Parnell. Breakdown. Heart. + +White horses with white frontlet plumes came round the Rotunda corner, +galloping. A tiny coffin flashed by. In a hurry to bury. A mourning +coach. Unmarried. Black for the married. Piebald for bachelors. Dun for +a nun. + +--Sad, Martin Cunningham said. A child. + +A dwarf's face, mauve and wrinkled like little Rudy's was. Dwarf's body, +weak as putty, in a whitelined deal box. Burial friendly society +pays. Penny a week for a sod of turf. Our. Little. Beggar. Baby. Meant +nothing. Mistake of nature. If it's healthy it's from the mother. If not +from the man. Better luck next time. + +--Poor little thing, Mr Dedalus said. It's well out of it. + +The carriage climbed more slowly the hill of Rutland square. Rattle his +bones. Over the stones. Only a pauper. Nobody owns. + +--In the midst of life, Martin Cunningham said. + +--But the worst of all, Mr Power said, is the man who takes his own +life. + +Martin Cunningham drew out his watch briskly, coughed and put it back. + +--The greatest disgrace to have in the family, Mr Power added. + +--Temporary insanity, of course, Martin Cunningham said decisively. We +must take a charitable view of it. + +--They say a man who does it is a coward, Mr Dedalus said. + +--It is not for us to judge, Martin Cunningham said. + +Mr Bloom, about to speak, closed his lips again. Martin Cunningham's +large eyes. Looking away now. Sympathetic human man he is. Intelligent. +Like Shakespeare's face. Always a good word to say. They have no mercy +on that here or infanticide. Refuse christian burial. They used to drive +a stake of wood through his heart in the grave. As if it wasn't broken +already. Yet sometimes they repent too late. Found in the riverbed +clutching rushes. He looked at me. And that awful drunkard of a wife +of his. Setting up house for her time after time and then pawning the +furniture on him every Saturday almost. Leading him the life of the +damned. Wear the heart out of a stone, that. Monday morning. Start +afresh. Shoulder to the wheel. Lord, she must have looked a sight +that night Dedalus told me he was in there. Drunk about the place and +capering with Martin's umbrella. + + _And they call me the jewel of Asia, + Of Asia, + The Geisha._ + +He looked away from me. He knows. Rattle his bones. + +That afternoon of the inquest. The redlabelled bottle on the table. The +room in the hotel with hunting pictures. Stuffy it was. Sunlight through +the slats of the Venetian blind. The coroner's sunlit ears, big and +hairy. Boots giving evidence. Thought he was asleep first. Then saw like +yellow streaks on his face. Had slipped down to the foot of the bed. +Verdict: overdose. Death by misadventure. The letter. For my son +Leopold. + +No more pain. Wake no more. Nobody owns. + +The carriage rattled swiftly along Blessington street. Over the stones. + +--We are going the pace, I think, Martin Cunningham said. + +--God grant he doesn't upset us on the road, Mr Power said. + +--I hope not, Martin Cunningham said. That will be a great race tomorrow +in Germany. The Gordon Bennett. + +--Yes, by Jove, Mr Dedalus said. That will be worth seeing, faith. + +As they turned into Berkeley street a streetorgan near the Basin sent +over and after them a rollicking rattling song of the halls. Has anybody +here seen Kelly? Kay ee double ell wy. Dead March from _Saul._ He's +as bad as old Antonio. He left me on my ownio. Pirouette! The _Mater +Misericordiae_. Eccles street. My house down there. Big place. Ward for +incurables there. Very encouraging. Our Lady's Hospice for the dying. +Deadhouse handy underneath. Where old Mrs Riordan died. They look +terrible the women. Her feeding cup and rubbing her mouth with the +spoon. Then the screen round her bed for her to die. Nice young student +that was dressed that bite the bee gave me. He's gone over to the +lying-in hospital they told me. From one extreme to the other. The +carriage galloped round a corner: stopped. + +--What's wrong now? + +A divided drove of branded cattle passed the windows, lowing, slouching +by on padded hoofs, whisking their tails slowly on their clotted bony +croups. Outside them and through them ran raddled sheep bleating their +fear. + +--Emigrants, Mr Power said. + +--Huuuh! the drover's voice cried, his switch sounding on their flanks. + +Huuuh! out of that! + +Thursday, of course. Tomorrow is killing day. Springers. Cuffe sold them +about twentyseven quid each. For Liverpool probably. Roastbeef for old +England. They buy up all the juicy ones. And then the fifth quarter +lost: all that raw stuff, hide, hair, horns. Comes to a big thing in a +year. Dead meat trade. Byproducts of the slaughterhouses for tanneries, +soap, margarine. Wonder if that dodge works now getting dicky meat off +the train at Clonsilla. + +The carriage moved on through the drove. + +--I can't make out why the corporation doesn't run a tramline from the +parkgate to the quays, Mr Bloom said. All those animals could be taken +in trucks down to the boats. + +--Instead of blocking up the thoroughfare, Martin Cunningham said. Quite +right. They ought to. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said, and another thing I often thought, is to have +municipal funeral trams like they have in Milan, you know. Run the line +out to the cemetery gates and have special trams, hearse and carriage +and all. Don't you see what I mean? + +--O, that be damned for a story, Mr Dedalus said. Pullman car and saloon +diningroom. + +--A poor lookout for Corny, Mr Power added. + +--Why? Mr Bloom asked, turning to Mr Dedalus. Wouldn't it be more decent +than galloping two abreast? + +--Well, there's something in that, Mr Dedalus granted. + +--And, Martin Cunningham said, we wouldn't have scenes like that when +the hearse capsized round Dunphy's and upset the coffin on to the road. + +--That was terrible, Mr Power's shocked face said, and the corpse fell +about the road. Terrible! + +--First round Dunphy's, Mr Dedalus said, nodding. Gordon Bennett cup. + +--Praises be to God! Martin Cunningham said piously. + +Bom! Upset. A coffin bumped out on to the road. Burst open. Paddy Dignam +shot out and rolling over stiff in the dust in a brown habit too large +for him. Red face: grey now. Mouth fallen open. Asking what's up now. +Quite right to close it. Looks horrid open. Then the insides decompose +quickly. Much better to close up all the orifices. Yes, also. With wax. +The sphincter loose. Seal up all. + +--Dunphy's, Mr Power announced as the carriage turned right. + +Dunphy's corner. Mourning coaches drawn up, drowning their grief. A +pause by the wayside. Tiptop position for a pub. Expect we'll pull up +here on the way back to drink his health. Pass round the consolation. +Elixir of life. + +But suppose now it did happen. Would he bleed if a nail say cut him +in the knocking about? He would and he wouldn't, I suppose. Depends on +where. The circulation stops. Still some might ooze out of an artery. It +would be better to bury them in red: a dark red. + +In silence they drove along Phibsborough road. An empty hearse trotted +by, coming from the cemetery: looks relieved. + +Crossguns bridge: the royal canal. + +Water rushed roaring through the sluices. A man stood on his +dropping barge, between clamps of turf. On the towpath by the lock a +slacktethered horse. Aboard of the _Bugabu._ + +Their eyes watched him. On the slow weedy waterway he had floated on his +raft coastward over Ireland drawn by a haulage rope past beds of +reeds, over slime, mudchoked bottles, carrion dogs. Athlone, Mullingar, +Moyvalley, I could make a walking tour to see Milly by the canal. Or +cycle down. Hire some old crock, safety. Wren had one the other day at +the auction but a lady's. Developing waterways. James M'Cann's hobby +to row me o'er the ferry. Cheaper transit. By easy stages. Houseboats. +Camping out. Also hearses. To heaven by water. Perhaps I will without +writing. Come as a surprise, Leixlip, Clonsilla. Dropping down lock by +lock to Dublin. With turf from the midland bogs. Salute. He lifted his +brown straw hat, saluting Paddy Dignam. + +They drove on past Brian Boroimhe house. Near it now. + +--I wonder how is our friend Fogarty getting on, Mr Power said. + +--Better ask Tom Kernan, Mr Dedalus said. + +--How is that? Martin Cunningham said. Left him weeping, I suppose? + +--Though lost to sight, Mr Dedalus said, to memory dear. + +The carriage steered left for Finglas road. + +The stonecutter's yard on the right. Last lap. Crowded on the spit of +land silent shapes appeared, white, sorrowful, holding out calm hands, +knelt in grief, pointing. Fragments of shapes, hewn. In white silence: +appealing. The best obtainable. Thos. H. Dennany, monumental builder and +sculptor. + +Passed. + +On the curbstone before Jimmy Geary, the sexton's, an old tramp sat, +grumbling, emptying the dirt and stones out of his huge dustbrown +yawning boot. After life's journey. + +Gloomy gardens then went by: one by one: gloomy houses. + +Mr Power pointed. + +--That is where Childs was murdered, he said. The last house. + +--So it is, Mr Dedalus said. A gruesome case. Seymour Bushe got him off. +Murdered his brother. Or so they said. + +--The crown had no evidence, Mr Power said. + +--Only circumstantial, Martin Cunningham added. That's the maxim of the +law. Better for ninetynine guilty to escape than for one innocent person +to be wrongfully condemned. + +They looked. Murderer's ground. It passed darkly. Shuttered, tenantless, +unweeded garden. Whole place gone to hell. Wrongfully condemned. Murder. +The murderer's image in the eye of the murdered. They love reading about +it. Man's head found in a garden. Her clothing consisted of. How she met +her death. Recent outrage. The weapon used. Murderer is still at large. +Clues. A shoelace. The body to be exhumed. Murder will out. + +Cramped in this carriage. She mightn't like me to come that way without +letting her know. Must be careful about women. Catch them once with +their pants down. Never forgive you after. Fifteen. + +The high railings of Prospect rippled past their gaze. Dark poplars, +rare white forms. Forms more frequent, white shapes thronged amid the +trees, white forms and fragments streaming by mutely, sustaining vain +gestures on the air. + +The felly harshed against the curbstone: stopped. Martin Cunningham put +out his arm and, wrenching back the handle, shoved the door open with +his knee. He stepped out. Mr Power and Mr Dedalus followed. + +Change that soap now. Mr Bloom's hand unbuttoned his hip pocket swiftly +and transferred the paperstuck soap to his inner handkerchief pocket. +He stepped out of the carriage, replacing the newspaper his other hand +still held. + +Paltry funeral: coach and three carriages. It's all the same. +Pallbearers, gold reins, requiem mass, firing a volley. Pomp of death. +Beyond the hind carriage a hawker stood by his barrow of cakes and +fruit. Simnel cakes those are, stuck together: cakes for the dead. +Dogbiscuits. Who ate them? Mourners coming out. + +He followed his companions. Mr Kernan and Ned Lambert followed, Hynes +walking after them. Corny Kelleher stood by the opened hearse and took +out the two wreaths. He handed one to the boy. + +Where is that child's funeral disappeared to? + +A team of horses passed from Finglas with toiling plodding tread, +dragging through the funereal silence a creaking waggon on which lay a +granite block. The waggoner marching at their head saluted. + +Coffin now. Got here before us, dead as he is. Horse looking round at it +with his plume skeowways. Dull eye: collar tight on his neck, pressing +on a bloodvessel or something. Do they know what they cart out here +every day? Must be twenty or thirty funerals every day. Then Mount +Jerome for the protestants. Funerals all over the world everywhere every +minute. Shovelling them under by the cartload doublequick. Thousands +every hour. Too many in the world. + +Mourners came out through the gates: woman and a girl. Leanjawed harpy, +hard woman at a bargain, her bonnet awry. Girl's face stained with dirt +and tears, holding the woman's arm, looking up at her for a sign to cry. +Fish's face, bloodless and livid. + +The mutes shouldered the coffin and bore it in through the gates. So +much dead weight. Felt heavier myself stepping out of that bath. First +the stiff: then the friends of the stiff. Corny Kelleher and the +boy followed with their wreaths. Who is that beside them? Ah, the +brother-in-law. + +All walked after. + +Martin Cunningham whispered: + +--I was in mortal agony with you talking of suicide before Bloom. + +--What? Mr Power whispered. How so? + +--His father poisoned himself, Martin Cunningham whispered. Had the +Queen's hotel in Ennis. You heard him say he was going to Clare. +Anniversary. + +--O God! Mr Power whispered. First I heard of it. Poisoned himself? + +He glanced behind him to where a face with dark thinking eyes followed +towards the cardinal's mausoleum. Speaking. + +--Was he insured? Mr Bloom asked. + +--I believe so, Mr Kernan answered. But the policy was heavily +mortgaged. Martin is trying to get the youngster into Artane. + +--How many children did he leave? + +--Five. Ned Lambert says he'll try to get one of the girls into Todd's. + +--A sad case, Mr Bloom said gently. Five young children. + +--A great blow to the poor wife, Mr Kernan added. + +--Indeed yes, Mr Bloom agreed. + +Has the laugh at him now. + +He looked down at the boots he had blacked and polished. She had +outlived him. Lost her husband. More dead for her than for me. One must +outlive the other. Wise men say. There are more women than men in the +world. Condole with her. Your terrible loss. I hope you'll soon follow +him. For Hindu widows only. She would marry another. Him? No. Yet who +knows after. Widowhood not the thing since the old queen died. Drawn on +a guncarriage. Victoria and Albert. Frogmore memorial mourning. But +in the end she put a few violets in her bonnet. Vain in her heart of +hearts. All for a shadow. Consort not even a king. Her son was the +substance. Something new to hope for not like the past she wanted back, +waiting. It never comes. One must go first: alone, under the ground: and +lie no more in her warm bed. + +--How are you, Simon? Ned Lambert said softly, clasping hands. Haven't +seen you for a month of Sundays. + +--Never better. How are all in Cork's own town? + +--I was down there for the Cork park races on Easter Monday, Ned Lambert +said. Same old six and eightpence. Stopped with Dick Tivy. + +--And how is Dick, the solid man? + +--Nothing between himself and heaven, Ned Lambert answered. + +--By the holy Paul! Mr Dedalus said in subdued wonder. Dick Tivy bald? + +--Martin is going to get up a whip for the youngsters, Ned Lambert said, +pointing ahead. A few bob a skull. Just to keep them going till the +insurance is cleared up. + +--Yes, yes, Mr Dedalus said dubiously. Is that the eldest boy in front? + +--Yes, Ned Lambert said, with the wife's brother. John Henry Menton is +behind. He put down his name for a quid. + +--I'll engage he did, Mr Dedalus said. I often told poor Paddy he ought +to mind that job. John Henry is not the worst in the world. + +--How did he lose it? Ned Lambert asked. Liquor, what? + +--Many a good man's fault, Mr Dedalus said with a sigh. + +They halted about the door of the mortuary chapel. Mr Bloom stood behind +the boy with the wreath looking down at his sleekcombed hair and at the +slender furrowed neck inside his brandnew collar. Poor boy! Was he there +when the father? Both unconscious. Lighten up at the last moment +and recognise for the last time. All he might have done. I owe three +shillings to O'Grady. Would he understand? The mutes bore the coffin +into the chapel. Which end is his head? + +After a moment he followed the others in, blinking in the screened +light. The coffin lay on its bier before the chancel, four tall yellow +candles at its corners. Always in front of us. Corny Kelleher, laying a +wreath at each fore corner, beckoned to the boy to kneel. The mourners +knelt here and there in prayingdesks. Mr Bloom stood behind near the +font and, when all had knelt, dropped carefully his unfolded newspaper +from his pocket and knelt his right knee upon it. He fitted his black +hat gently on his left knee and, holding its brim, bent over piously. + +A server bearing a brass bucket with something in it came out through a +door. The whitesmocked priest came after him, tidying his stole with one +hand, balancing with the other a little book against his toad's belly. +Who'll read the book? I, said the rook. + +They halted by the bier and the priest began to read out of his book +with a fluent croak. + +Father Coffey. I knew his name was like a coffin. _Domine-namine._ Bully +about the muzzle he looks. Bosses the show. Muscular christian. Woe +betide anyone that looks crooked at him: priest. Thou art Peter. Burst +sideways like a sheep in clover Dedalus says he will. With a belly on +him like a poisoned pup. Most amusing expressions that man finds. Hhhn: +burst sideways. + +_--Non intres in judicium cum servo tuo, Domine._ + +Makes them feel more important to be prayed over in Latin. Requiem mass. +Crape weepers. Blackedged notepaper. Your name on the altarlist. Chilly +place this. Want to feed well, sitting in there all the morning in the +gloom kicking his heels waiting for the next please. Eyes of a toad too. +What swells him up that way? Molly gets swelled after cabbage. Air of +the place maybe. Looks full up of bad gas. Must be an infernal lot +of bad gas round the place. Butchers, for instance: they get like raw +beefsteaks. Who was telling me? Mervyn Browne. Down in the vaults of +saint Werburgh's lovely old organ hundred and fifty they have to bore a +hole in the coffins sometimes to let out the bad gas and burn it. Out it +rushes: blue. One whiff of that and you're a goner. + +My kneecap is hurting me. Ow. That's better. + +The priest took a stick with a knob at the end of it out of the boy's +bucket and shook it over the coffin. Then he walked to the other end and +shook it again. Then he came back and put it back in the bucket. As you +were before you rested. It's all written down: he has to do it. + +_--Et ne nos inducas in tentationem._ + +The server piped the answers in the treble. I often thought it would be +better to have boy servants. Up to fifteen or so. After that, of course +... + +Holy water that was, I expect. Shaking sleep out of it. He must be fed +up with that job, shaking that thing over all the corpses they trot up. +What harm if he could see what he was shaking it over. Every mortal +day a fresh batch: middleaged men, old women, children, women dead in +childbirth, men with beards, baldheaded businessmen, consumptive girls +with little sparrows' breasts. All the year round he prayed the same +thing over them all and shook water on top of them: sleep. On Dignam +now. + +_--In paradisum._ + +Said he was going to paradise or is in paradise. Says that over +everybody. Tiresome kind of a job. But he has to say something. + +The priest closed his book and went off, followed by the server. Corny +Kelleher opened the sidedoors and the gravediggers came in, hoisted the +coffin again, carried it out and shoved it on their cart. Corny Kelleher +gave one wreath to the boy and one to the brother-in-law. All followed +them out of the sidedoors into the mild grey air. Mr Bloom came last +folding his paper again into his pocket. He gazed gravely at the ground +till the coffincart wheeled off to the left. The metal wheels ground the +gravel with a sharp grating cry and the pack of blunt boots followed the +trundled barrow along a lane of sepulchres. + +The ree the ra the ree the ra the roo. Lord, I mustn't lilt here. + +--The O'Connell circle, Mr Dedalus said about him. + +Mr Power's soft eyes went up to the apex of the lofty cone. + +--He's at rest, he said, in the middle of his people, old Dan O'. But +his heart is buried in Rome. How many broken hearts are buried here, +Simon! + +--Her grave is over there, Jack, Mr Dedalus said. I'll soon be stretched +beside her. Let Him take me whenever He likes. + +Breaking down, he began to weep to himself quietly, stumbling a little +in his walk. Mr Power took his arm. + +--She's better where she is, he said kindly. + +--I suppose so, Mr Dedalus said with a weak gasp. I suppose she is in +heaven if there is a heaven. + +Corny Kelleher stepped aside from his rank and allowed the mourners to +plod by. + +--Sad occasions, Mr Kernan began politely. + +Mr Bloom closed his eyes and sadly twice bowed his head. + +--The others are putting on their hats, Mr Kernan said. I suppose we can +do so too. We are the last. This cemetery is a treacherous place. + +They covered their heads. + +--The reverend gentleman read the service too quickly, don't you think? +Mr Kernan said with reproof. + +Mr Bloom nodded gravely looking in the quick bloodshot eyes. Secret +eyes, secretsearching. Mason, I think: not sure. Beside him again. We +are the last. In the same boat. Hope he'll say something else. + +Mr Kernan added: + +--The service of the Irish church used in Mount Jerome is simpler, more +impressive I must say. + +Mr Bloom gave prudent assent. The language of course was another thing. + +Mr Kernan said with solemnity: + +--_I am the resurrection and the life_. That touches a man's inmost +heart. + +--It does, Mr Bloom said. + +Your heart perhaps but what price the fellow in the six feet by two +with his toes to the daisies? No touching that. Seat of the affections. +Broken heart. A pump after all, pumping thousands of gallons of blood +every day. One fine day it gets bunged up: and there you are. Lots of +them lying around here: lungs, hearts, livers. Old rusty pumps: damn +the thing else. The resurrection and the life. Once you are dead you are +dead. That last day idea. Knocking them all up out of their graves. Come +forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. Get up! Last day! +Then every fellow mousing around for his liver and his lights and the +rest of his traps. Find damn all of himself that morning. Pennyweight of +powder in a skull. Twelve grammes one pennyweight. Troy measure. + +Corny Kelleher fell into step at their side. + +--Everything went off A1, he said. What? + +He looked on them from his drawling eye. Policeman's shoulders. With +your tooraloom tooraloom. + +--As it should be, Mr Kernan said. + +--What? Eh? Corny Kelleher said. + +Mr Kernan assured him. + +--Who is that chap behind with Tom Kernan? John Henry Menton asked. I +know his face. + +Ned Lambert glanced back. + +--Bloom, he said, Madame Marion Tweedy that was, is, I mean, the +soprano. She's his wife. + +--O, to be sure, John Henry Menton said. I haven't seen her for some +time. He was a finelooking woman. I danced with her, wait, fifteen +seventeen golden years ago, at Mat Dillon's in Roundtown. And a good +armful she was. + +He looked behind through the others. + +--What is he? he asked. What does he do? Wasn't he in the stationery +line? I fell foul of him one evening, I remember, at bowls. + +Ned Lambert smiled. + +--Yes, he was, he said, in Wisdom Hely's. A traveller for blottingpaper. + +--In God's name, John Henry Menton said, what did she marry a coon like +that for? She had plenty of game in her then. + +--Has still, Ned Lambert said. He does some canvassing for ads. + +John Henry Menton's large eyes stared ahead. + +The barrow turned into a side lane. A portly man, ambushed among the +grasses, raised his hat in homage. The gravediggers touched their caps. + +--John O'Connell, Mr Power said pleased. He never forgets a friend. + +Mr O'Connell shook all their hands in silence. Mr Dedalus said: + +--I am come to pay you another visit. + +--My dear Simon, the caretaker answered in a low voice. I don't want +your custom at all. + +Saluting Ned Lambert and John Henry Menton he walked on at Martin +Cunningham's side puzzling two long keys at his back. + +--Did you hear that one, he asked them, about Mulcahy from the Coombe? + +--I did not, Martin Cunningham said. + +They bent their silk hats in concert and Hynes inclined his ear. The +caretaker hung his thumbs in the loops of his gold watchchain and spoke +in a discreet tone to their vacant smiles. + +--They tell the story, he said, that two drunks came out here one foggy +evening to look for the grave of a friend of theirs. They asked for +Mulcahy from the Coombe and were told where he was buried. After +traipsing about in the fog they found the grave sure enough. One of the +drunks spelt out the name: Terence Mulcahy. The other drunk was blinking +up at a statue of Our Saviour the widow had got put up. + +The caretaker blinked up at one of the sepulchres they passed. He +resumed: + +--And, after blinking up at the sacred figure, _Not a bloody bit like +the man_, says he. _That's not Mulcahy_, says he, _whoever done it_. + +Rewarded by smiles he fell back and spoke with Corny Kelleher, accepting +the dockets given him, turning them over and scanning them as he walked. + +--That's all done with a purpose, Martin Cunningham explained to Hynes. + +--I know, Hynes said. I know that. + +--To cheer a fellow up, Martin Cunningham said. It's pure +goodheartedness: damn the thing else. + +Mr Bloom admired the caretaker's prosperous bulk. All want to be on good +terms with him. Decent fellow, John O'Connell, real good sort. Keys: +like Keyes's ad: no fear of anyone getting out. No passout checks. +_Habeas corpus_. I must see about that ad after the funeral. Did I +write Ballsbridge on the envelope I took to cover when she disturbed me +writing to Martha? Hope it's not chucked in the dead letter office. Be +the better of a shave. Grey sprouting beard. That's the first sign when +the hairs come out grey. And temper getting cross. Silver threads among +the grey. Fancy being his wife. Wonder he had the gumption to propose to +any girl. Come out and live in the graveyard. Dangle that before her. It +might thrill her first. Courting death... Shades of night hovering +here with all the dead stretched about. The shadows of the tombs when +churchyards yawn and Daniel O'Connell must be a descendant I suppose +who is this used to say he was a queer breedy man great catholic all the +same like a big giant in the dark. Will o' the wisp. Gas of graves. +Want to keep her mind off it to conceive at all. Women especially are so +touchy. Tell her a ghost story in bed to make her sleep. Have you ever +seen a ghost? Well, I have. It was a pitchdark night. The clock was on +the stroke of twelve. Still they'd kiss all right if properly keyed up. +Whores in Turkish graveyards. Learn anything if taken young. You might +pick up a young widow here. Men like that. Love among the tombstones. +Romeo. Spice of pleasure. In the midst of death we are in life. Both +ends meet. Tantalising for the poor dead. Smell of grilled beefsteaks to +the starving. Gnawing their vitals. Desire to grig people. Molly wanting +to do it at the window. Eight children he has anyway. + +He has seen a fair share go under in his time, lying around him field +after field. Holy fields. More room if they buried them standing. +Sitting or kneeling you couldn't. Standing? His head might come up some +day above ground in a landslip with his hand pointing. All honeycombed +the ground must be: oblong cells. And very neat he keeps it too: trim +grass and edgings. His garden Major Gamble calls Mount Jerome. Well, +so it is. Ought to be flowers of sleep. Chinese cemeteries with giant +poppies growing produce the best opium Mastiansky told me. The Botanic +Gardens are just over there. It's the blood sinking in the earth gives +new life. Same idea those jews they said killed the christian boy. Every +man his price. Well preserved fat corpse, gentleman, epicure, invaluable +for fruit garden. A bargain. By carcass of William Wilkinson, auditor +and accountant, lately deceased, three pounds thirteen and six. With +thanks. + +I daresay the soil would be quite fat with corpsemanure, bones, flesh, +nails. Charnelhouses. Dreadful. Turning green and pink decomposing. Rot +quick in damp earth. The lean old ones tougher. Then a kind of a tallowy +kind of a cheesy. Then begin to get black, black treacle oozing out of +them. Then dried up. Deathmoths. Of course the cells or whatever they +are go on living. Changing about. Live for ever practically. Nothing to +feed on feed on themselves. + +But they must breed a devil of a lot of maggots. Soil must be simply +swirling with them. Your head it simply swurls. Those pretty little +seaside gurls. He looks cheerful enough over it. Gives him a sense of +power seeing all the others go under first. Wonder how he looks at life. +Cracking his jokes too: warms the cockles of his heart. The one about +the bulletin. Spurgeon went to heaven 4 a.m. this morning. 11 p.m. +(closing time). Not arrived yet. Peter. The dead themselves the men +anyhow would like to hear an odd joke or the women to know what's in +fashion. A juicy pear or ladies' punch, hot, strong and sweet. Keep +out the damp. You must laugh sometimes so better do it that way. +Gravediggers in _Hamlet_. Shows the profound knowledge of the human +heart. Daren't joke about the dead for two years at least. _De mortuis +nil nisi prius_. Go out of mourning first. Hard to imagine his funeral. +Seems a sort of a joke. Read your own obituary notice they say you live +longer. Gives you second wind. New lease of life. + +--How many have-you for tomorrow? the caretaker asked. + +--Two, Corny Kelleher said. Half ten and eleven. + +The caretaker put the papers in his pocket. The barrow had ceased to +trundle. The mourners split and moved to each side of the hole, stepping +with care round the graves. The gravediggers bore the coffin and set its +nose on the brink, looping the bands round it. + +Burying him. We come to bury Caesar. His ides of March or June. He +doesn't know who is here nor care. Now who is that lankylooking galoot +over there in the macintosh? Now who is he I'd like to know? Now I'd +give a trifle to know who he is. Always someone turns up you never +dreamt of. A fellow could live on his lonesome all his life. Yes, he +could. Still he'd have to get someone to sod him after he died though he +could dig his own grave. We all do. Only man buries. No, ants too. First +thing strikes anybody. Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to +life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you +come to look at it. + + _O, poor Robinson Crusoe! + How could you possibly do so?_ + +Poor Dignam! His last lie on the earth in his box. When you think of +them all it does seem a waste of wood. All gnawed through. They could +invent a handsome bier with a kind of panel sliding, let it down that +way. Ay but they might object to be buried out of another fellow's. +They're so particular. Lay me in my native earth. Bit of clay from +the holy land. Only a mother and deadborn child ever buried in the one +coffin. I see what it means. I see. To protect him as long as possible +even in the earth. The Irishman's house is his coffin. Embalming in +catacombs, mummies the same idea. + +Mr Bloom stood far back, his hat in his hand, counting the bared heads. +Twelve. I'm thirteen. No. The chap in the macintosh is thirteen. Death's +number. Where the deuce did he pop out of? He wasn't in the chapel, that +I'll swear. Silly superstition that about thirteen. + +Nice soft tweed Ned Lambert has in that suit. Tinge of purple. I had +one like that when we lived in Lombard street west. Dressy fellow he was +once. Used to change three suits in the day. Must get that grey suit +of mine turned by Mesias. Hello. It's dyed. His wife I forgot he's not +married or his landlady ought to have picked out those threads for him. + +The coffin dived out of sight, eased down by the men straddled on the +gravetrestles. They struggled up and out: and all uncovered. Twenty. + +Pause. + +If we were all suddenly somebody else. + +Far away a donkey brayed. Rain. No such ass. Never see a dead one, they +say. Shame of death. They hide. Also poor papa went away. + +Gentle sweet air blew round the bared heads in a whisper. Whisper. The +boy by the gravehead held his wreath with both hands staring quietly in +the black open space. Mr Bloom moved behind the portly kindly caretaker. +Wellcut frockcoat. Weighing them up perhaps to see which will go next. +Well, it is a long rest. Feel no more. It's the moment you feel. Must be +damned unpleasant. Can't believe it at first. Mistake must be: someone +else. Try the house opposite. Wait, I wanted to. I haven't yet. Then +darkened deathchamber. Light they want. Whispering around you. Would you +like to see a priest? Then rambling and wandering. Delirium all you hid +all your life. The death struggle. His sleep is not natural. Press his +lower eyelid. Watching is his nose pointed is his jaw sinking are the +soles of his feet yellow. Pull the pillow away and finish it off on the +floor since he's doomed. Devil in that picture of sinner's death showing +him a woman. Dying to embrace her in his shirt. Last act of _Lucia. +Shall i nevermore behold thee_? Bam! He expires. Gone at last. People +talk about you a bit: forget you. Don't forget to pray for him. Remember +him in your prayers. Even Parnell. Ivy day dying out. Then they follow: +dropping into a hole, one after the other. + +We are praying now for the repose of his soul. Hoping you're well and +not in hell. Nice change of air. Out of the fryingpan of life into the +fire of purgatory. + +Does he ever think of the hole waiting for himself? They say you do when +you shiver in the sun. Someone walking over it. Callboy's warning. Near +you. Mine over there towards Finglas, the plot I bought. Mamma, poor +mamma, and little Rudy. + +The gravediggers took up their spades and flung heavy clods of clay in +on the coffin. Mr Bloom turned away his face. And if he was alive all +the time? Whew! By jingo, that would be awful! No, no: he is dead, of +course. Of course he is dead. Monday he died. They ought to have +some law to pierce the heart and make sure or an electric clock or +a telephone in the coffin and some kind of a canvas airhole. Flag of +distress. Three days. Rather long to keep them in summer. Just as well +to get shut of them as soon as you are sure there's no. + +The clay fell softer. Begin to be forgotten. Out of sight, out of mind. + +The caretaker moved away a few paces and put on his hat. Had enough of +it. The mourners took heart of grace, one by one, covering themselves +without show. Mr Bloom put on his hat and saw the portly figure make its +way deftly through the maze of graves. Quietly, sure of his ground, he +traversed the dismal fields. + +Hynes jotting down something in his notebook. Ah, the names. But he +knows them all. No: coming to me. + +--I am just taking the names, Hynes said below his breath. What is your +christian name? I'm not sure. + +--L, Mr Bloom said. Leopold. And you might put down M'Coy's name too. He +asked me to. + +--Charley, Hynes said writing. I know. He was on the _Freeman_ once. + +So he was before he got the job in the morgue under Louis Byrne. Good +idea a postmortem for doctors. Find out what they imagine they know. +He died of a Tuesday. Got the run. Levanted with the cash of a few ads. +Charley, you're my darling. That was why he asked me to. O well, does +no harm. I saw to that, M'Coy. Thanks, old chap: much obliged. Leave him +under an obligation: costs nothing. + +--And tell us, Hynes said, do you know that fellow in the, fellow was +over there in the... + +He looked around. + +--Macintosh. Yes, I saw him, Mr Bloom said. Where is he now? + +--M'Intosh, Hynes said scribbling. I don't know who he is. Is that his +name? + +He moved away, looking about him. + +--No, Mr Bloom began, turning and stopping. I say, Hynes! + +Didn't hear. What? Where has he disappeared to? Not a sign. Well of all +the. Has anybody here seen? Kay ee double ell. Become invisible. Good +Lord, what became of him? + +A seventh gravedigger came beside Mr Bloom to take up an idle spade. + +--O, excuse me! + +He stepped aside nimbly. + +Clay, brown, damp, began to be seen in the hole. It rose. Nearly over. +A mound of damp clods rose more, rose, and the gravediggers rested their +spades. All uncovered again for a few instants. The boy propped +his wreath against a corner: the brother-in-law his on a lump. The +gravediggers put on their caps and carried their earthy spades towards +the barrow. Then knocked the blades lightly on the turf: clean. One bent +to pluck from the haft a long tuft of grass. One, leaving his mates, +walked slowly on with shouldered weapon, its blade blueglancing. +Silently at the gravehead another coiled the coffinband. His navelcord. +The brother-in-law, turning away, placed something in his free hand. +Thanks in silence. Sorry, sir: trouble. Headshake. I know that. For +yourselves just. + +The mourners moved away slowly without aim, by devious paths, staying at +whiles to read a name on a tomb. + +--Let us go round by the chief's grave, Hynes said. We have time. + +--Let us, Mr Power said. + +They turned to the right, following their slow thoughts. With awe Mr +Power's blank voice spoke: + +--Some say he is not in that grave at all. That the coffin was filled +with stones. That one day he will come again. + +Hynes shook his head. + +--Parnell will never come again, he said. He's there, all that was +mortal of him. Peace to his ashes. + +Mr Bloom walked unheeded along his grove by saddened angels, crosses, +broken pillars, family vaults, stone hopes praying with upcast eyes, +old Ireland's hearts and hands. More sensible to spend the money on some +charity for the living. Pray for the repose of the soul of. Does anybody +really? Plant him and have done with him. Like down a coalshoot. Then +lump them together to save time. All souls' day. Twentyseventh I'll be +at his grave. Ten shillings for the gardener. He keeps it free of weeds. +Old man himself. Bent down double with his shears clipping. Near death's +door. Who passed away. Who departed this life. As if they did it of +their own accord. Got the shove, all of them. Who kicked the +bucket. More interesting if they told you what they were. So and So, +wheelwright. I travelled for cork lino. I paid five shillings in the +pound. Or a woman's with her saucepan. I cooked good Irish stew. +Eulogy in a country churchyard it ought to be that poem of whose is it +Wordsworth or Thomas Campbell. Entered into rest the protestants put it. +Old Dr Murren's. The great physician called him home. Well it's God's +acre for them. Nice country residence. Newly plastered and painted. +Ideal spot to have a quiet smoke and read the _Church Times._ Marriage +ads they never try to beautify. Rusty wreaths hung on knobs, garlands of +bronzefoil. Better value that for the money. Still, the flowers are more +poetical. The other gets rather tiresome, never withering. Expresses +nothing. Immortelles. + +A bird sat tamely perched on a poplar branch. Like stuffed. Like the +wedding present alderman Hooper gave us. Hoo! Not a budge out of him. +Knows there are no catapults to let fly at him. Dead animal even sadder. +Silly-Milly burying the little dead bird in the kitchen matchbox, a +daisychain and bits of broken chainies on the grave. + +The Sacred Heart that is: showing it. Heart on his sleeve. Ought to be +sideways and red it should be painted like a real heart. Ireland was +dedicated to it or whatever that. Seems anything but pleased. Why this +infliction? Would birds come then and peck like the boy with the basket +of fruit but he said no because they ought to have been afraid of the +boy. Apollo that was. + +How many! All these here once walked round Dublin. Faithful departed. As +you are now so once were we. + +Besides how could you remember everybody? Eyes, walk, voice. Well, the +voice, yes: gramophone. Have a gramophone in every grave or keep it in +the house. After dinner on a Sunday. Put on poor old greatgrandfather. +Kraahraark! Hellohellohello amawfullyglad kraark awfullygladaseeagain +hellohello amawf krpthsth. Remind you of the voice like the photograph +reminds you of the face. Otherwise you couldn't remember the face after +fifteen years, say. For instance who? For instance some fellow that died +when I was in Wisdom Hely's. + +Rtststr! A rattle of pebbles. Wait. Stop! + +He looked down intently into a stone crypt. Some animal. Wait. There he +goes. + +An obese grey rat toddled along the side of the crypt, moving the +pebbles. An old stager: greatgrandfather: he knows the ropes. The grey +alive crushed itself in under the plinth, wriggled itself in under it. +Good hidingplace for treasure. + +Who lives there? Are laid the remains of Robert Emery. Robert Emmet was +buried here by torchlight, wasn't he? Making his rounds. + +Tail gone now. + +One of those chaps would make short work of a fellow. Pick the bones +clean no matter who it was. Ordinary meat for them. A corpse is meat +gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. I read in that +_Voyages in China_ that the Chinese say a white man smells like a +corpse. Cremation better. Priests dead against it. Devilling for the +other firm. Wholesale burners and Dutch oven dealers. Time of the +plague. Quicklime feverpits to eat them. Lethal chamber. Ashes to ashes. +Or bury at sea. Where is that Parsee tower of silence? Eaten by birds. +Earth, fire, water. Drowning they say is the pleasantest. See your whole +life in a flash. But being brought back to life no. Can't bury in the +air however. Out of a flying machine. Wonder does the news go about +whenever a fresh one is let down. Underground communication. We learned +that from them. Wouldn't be surprised. Regular square feed for them. +Flies come before he's well dead. Got wind of Dignam. They wouldn't care +about the smell of it. Saltwhite crumbling mush of corpse: smell, taste +like raw white turnips. + +The gates glimmered in front: still open. Back to the world again. +Enough of this place. Brings you a bit nearer every time. Last time I +was here was Mrs Sinico's funeral. Poor papa too. The love that kills. +And even scraping up the earth at night with a lantern like that case +I read of to get at fresh buried females or even putrefied with running +gravesores. Give you the creeps after a bit. I will appear to you after +death. You will see my ghost after death. My ghost will haunt you after +death. There is another world after death named hell. I do not like that +other world she wrote. No more do I. Plenty to see and hear and feel +yet. Feel live warm beings near you. Let them sleep in their maggoty +beds. They are not going to get me this innings. Warm beds: warm +fullblooded life. + +Martin Cunningham emerged from a sidepath, talking gravely. + +Solicitor, I think. I know his face. Menton, John Henry, solicitor, +commissioner for oaths and affidavits. Dignam used to be in his office. +Mat Dillon's long ago. Jolly Mat. Convivial evenings. Cold fowl, cigars, +the Tantalus glasses. Heart of gold really. Yes, Menton. Got his rag out +that evening on the bowlinggreen because I sailed inside him. Pure fluke +of mine: the bias. Why he took such a rooted dislike to me. Hate +at first sight. Molly and Floey Dillon linked under the lilactree, +laughing. Fellow always like that, mortified if women are by. + +Got a dinge in the side of his hat. Carriage probably. + +--Excuse me, sir, Mr Bloom said beside them. + +They stopped. + +--Your hat is a little crushed, Mr Bloom said pointing. + +John Henry Menton stared at him for an instant without moving. + +--There, Martin Cunningham helped, pointing also. John Henry Menton took +off his hat, bulged out the dinge and smoothed the nap with care on his +coatsleeve. He clapped the hat on his head again. + +--It's all right now, Martin Cunningham said. + +John Henry Menton jerked his head down in acknowledgment. + +--Thank you, he said shortly. + +They walked on towards the gates. Mr Bloom, chapfallen, drew behind +a few paces so as not to overhear. Martin laying down the law. Martin +could wind a sappyhead like that round his little finger, without his +seeing it. + +Oyster eyes. Never mind. Be sorry after perhaps when it dawns on him. +Get the pull over him that way. + +Thank you. How grand we are this morning! + + +IN THE HEART OF THE HIBERNIAN METROPOLIS + + +Before Nelson's pillar trams slowed, shunted, changed trolley, started +for Blackrock, Kingstown and Dalkey, Clonskea, Rathgar and Terenure, +Palmerston Park and upper Rathmines, Sandymount Green, Rathmines, +Ringsend and Sandymount Tower, Harold's Cross. The hoarse Dublin United +Tramway Company's timekeeper bawled them off: + +--Rathgar and Terenure! + +--Come on, Sandymount Green! + +Right and left parallel clanging ringing a doubledecker and a singledeck +moved from their railheads, swerved to the down line, glided parallel. + +--Start, Palmerston Park! + + +THE WEARER OF THE CROWN + + +Under the porch of the general post office shoeblacks called and +polished. Parked in North Prince's street His Majesty's vermilion +mailcars, bearing on their sides the royal initials, E. R., received +loudly flung sacks of letters, postcards, lettercards, parcels, insured +and paid, for local, provincial, British and overseas delivery. + +GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS + + +Grossbooted draymen rolled barrels dullthudding out of Prince's stores +and bumped them up on the brewery float. On the brewery float bumped +dullthudding barrels rolled by grossbooted draymen out of Prince's +stores. + +--There it is, Red Murray said. Alexander Keyes. + +--Just cut it out, will you? Mr Bloom said, and I'll take it round to +the _Telegraph_ office. + +The door of Ruttledge's office creaked again. Davy Stephens, minute in a +large capecoat, a small felt hat crowning his ringlets, passed out with +a roll of papers under his cape, a king's courier. + +Red Murray's long shears sliced out the advertisement from the newspaper +in four clean strokes. Scissors and paste. + +--I'll go through the printingworks, Mr Bloom said, taking the cut +square. + +--Of course, if he wants a par, Red Murray said earnestly, a pen behind +his ear, we can do him one. + +--Right, Mr Bloom said with a nod. I'll rub that in. + +We. + +WILLIAM BRAYDEN, ESQUIRE, OF OAKLANDS, SANDYMOUNT + + +Red Murray touched Mr Bloom's arm with the shears and whispered: + +--Brayden. + +Mr Bloom turned and saw the liveried porter raise his lettered cap as a +stately figure entered between the newsboards of the _Weekly Freeman +and National Press_ and the _Freeman's Journal and National Press_. +Dullthudding Guinness's barrels. It passed statelily up the staircase, +steered by an umbrella, a solemn beardframed face. The broadcloth back +ascended each step: back. All his brains are in the nape of his neck, +Simon Dedalus says. Welts of flesh behind on him. Fat folds of neck, +fat, neck, fat, neck. + +--Don't you think his face is like Our Saviour? Red Murray whispered. + +The door of Ruttledge's office whispered: ee: cree. They always build +one door opposite another for the wind to. Way in. Way out. + +Our Saviour: beardframed oval face: talking in the dusk. Mary, Martha. +Steered by an umbrella sword to the footlights: Mario the tenor. + +--Or like Mario, Mr Bloom said. + +--Yes, Red Murray agreed. But Mario was said to be the picture of Our +Saviour. + +Jesusmario with rougy cheeks, doublet and spindle legs. Hand on his +heart. In _Martha._ + + _Co-ome thou lost one, + Co-ome thou dear one!_ + +THE CROZIER AND THE PEN + + +--His grace phoned down twice this morning, Red Murray said gravely. + +They watched the knees, legs, boots vanish. Neck. + +A telegram boy stepped in nimbly, threw an envelope on the counter and +stepped off posthaste with a word: + +_--Freeman!_ + +Mr Bloom said slowly: + +--Well, he is one of our saviours also. + +A meek smile accompanied him as he lifted the counterflap, as he passed +in through a sidedoor and along the warm dark stairs and passage, +along the now reverberating boards. But will he save the circulation? +Thumping. Thumping. + +He pushed in the glass swingdoor and entered, stepping over strewn +packing paper. Through a lane of clanking drums he made his way towards +Nannetti's reading closet. + +WITH UNFEIGNED REGRET IT IS WE ANNOUNCE THE DISSOLUTION OF A MOST +RESPECTED DUBLIN BURGESS + + +Hynes here too: account of the funeral probably. Thumping. Thump. This +morning the remains of the late Mr Patrick Dignam. Machines. Smash a man +to atoms if they got him caught. Rule the world today. His machineries +are pegging away too. Like these, got out of hand: fermenting. Working +away, tearing away. And that old grey rat tearing to get in. + +HOW A GREAT DAILY ORGAN IS TURNED OUT + + +Mr Bloom halted behind the foreman's spare body, admiring a glossy +crown. + +Strange he never saw his real country. Ireland my country. Member for +College green. He boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was worth. +It's the ads and side features sell a weekly, not the stale news in the +official gazette. Queen Anne is dead. Published by authority in the year +one thousand and. Demesne situate in the townland of Rosenallis, barony +of Tinnahinch. To all whom it may concern schedule pursuant to statute +showing return of number of mules and jennets exported from Ballina. +Nature notes. Cartoons. Phil Blake's weekly Pat and Bull story. Uncle +Toby's page for tiny tots. Country bumpkin's queries. Dear Mr Editor, +what is a good cure for flatulence? I'd like that part. Learn a lot +teaching others. The personal note. M. A. P. Mainly all pictures. +Shapely bathers on golden strand. World's biggest balloon. Double +marriage of sisters celebrated. Two bridegrooms laughing heartily at +each other. Cuprani too, printer. More Irish than the Irish. + +The machines clanked in threefour time. Thump, thump, thump. Now if he +got paralysed there and no-one knew how to stop them they'd clank on and +on the same, print it over and over and up and back. Monkeydoodle the +whole thing. Want a cool head. + +--Well, get it into the evening edition, councillor, Hynes said. + +Soon be calling him my lord mayor. Long John is backing him, they say. + +The foreman, without answering, scribbled press on a corner of the sheet +and made a sign to a typesetter. He handed the sheet silently over the +dirty glass screen. + +--Right: thanks, Hynes said moving off. + +Mr Bloom stood in his way. + +--If you want to draw the cashier is just going to lunch, he said, +pointing backward with his thumb. + +--Did you? Hynes asked. + +--Mm, Mr Bloom said. Look sharp and you'll catch him. + +--Thanks, old man, Hynes said. I'll tap him too. + +He hurried on eagerly towards the _Freeman's Journal_. + +Three bob I lent him in Meagher's. Three weeks. Third hint. + +WE SEE THE CANVASSER AT WORK + + +Mr Bloom laid his cutting on Mr Nannetti's desk. + +--Excuse me, councillor, he said. This ad, you see. Keyes, you remember? + +Mr Nannetti considered the cutting awhile and nodded. + +--He wants it in for July, Mr Bloom said. + +The foreman moved his pencil towards it. + +--But wait, Mr Bloom said. He wants it changed. Keyes, you see. He wants +two keys at the top. + +Hell of a racket they make. He doesn't hear it. Nannan. Iron nerves. +Maybe he understands what I. + +The foreman turned round to hear patiently and, lifting an elbow, began +to scratch slowly in the armpit of his alpaca jacket. + +--Like that, Mr Bloom said, crossing his forefingers at the top. + +Let him take that in first. + +Mr Bloom, glancing sideways up from the cross he had made, saw the +foreman's sallow face, think he has a touch of jaundice, and beyond the +obedient reels feeding in huge webs of paper. Clank it. Clank it. Miles +of it unreeled. What becomes of it after? O, wrap up meat, parcels: +various uses, thousand and one things. + +Slipping his words deftly into the pauses of the clanking he drew +swiftly on the scarred woodwork. + +HOUSE OF KEY(E)S + + +--Like that, see. Two crossed keys here. A circle. Then here the name. +Alexander Keyes, tea, wine and spirit merchant. So on. + +Better not teach him his own business. + +--You know yourself, councillor, just what he wants. Then round the top +in leaded: the house of keys. You see? Do you think that's a good idea? + +The foreman moved his scratching hand to his lower ribs and scratched +there quietly. + +--The idea, Mr Bloom said, is the house of keys. You know, councillor, +the Manx parliament. Innuendo of home rule. Tourists, you know, from the +isle of Man. Catches the eye, you see. Can you do that? + +I could ask him perhaps about how to pronounce that _voglio._ But then +if he didn't know only make it awkward for him. Better not. + +--We can do that, the foreman said. Have you the design? + +--I can get it, Mr Bloom said. It was in a Kilkenny paper. He has a +house there too. I'll just run out and ask him. Well, you can do that +and just a little par calling attention. You know the usual. Highclass +licensed premises. Longfelt want. So on. + +The foreman thought for an instant. + +--We can do that, he said. Let him give us a three months' renewal. + +A typesetter brought him a limp galleypage. He began to check it +silently. Mr Bloom stood by, hearing the loud throbs of cranks, watching +the silent typesetters at their cases. + +ORTHOGRAPHICAL + + +Want to be sure of his spelling. Proof fever. Martin Cunningham forgot +to give us his spellingbee conundrum this morning. It is amusing to view +the unpar one ar alleled embarra two ars is it? double ess ment of a +harassed pedlar while gauging au the symmetry with a y of a peeled pear +under a cemetery wall. Silly, isn't it? Cemetery put in of course on +account of the symmetry. + +I should have said when he clapped on his topper. Thank you. I ought +to have said something about an old hat or something. No. I could have +said. Looks as good as new now. See his phiz then. + +Sllt. The nethermost deck of the first machine jogged forward its +flyboard with sllt the first batch of quirefolded papers. Sllt. Almost +human the way it sllt to call attention. Doing its level best to speak. +That door too sllt creaking, asking to be shut. Everything speaks in its +own way. Sllt. + +NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR + + +The foreman handed back the galleypage suddenly, saying: + +--Wait. Where's the archbishop's letter? It's to be repeated in the +_Telegraph._ Where's what's his name? + +He looked about him round his loud unanswering machines. + +--Monks, sir? a voice asked from the castingbox. + +--Ay. Where's Monks? + +--Monks! + +Mr Bloom took up his cutting. Time to get out. + +--Then I'll get the design, Mr Nannetti, he said, and you'll give it a +good place I know. + +--Monks! + +--Yes, sir. + +Three months' renewal. Want to get some wind off my chest first. Try it +anyhow. Rub in August: good idea: horseshow month. Ballsbridge. Tourists +over for the show. + +A DAYFATHER + + +He walked on through the caseroom passing an old man, bowed, spectacled, +aproned. Old Monks, the dayfather. Queer lot of stuff he must have put +through his hands in his time: obituary notices, pubs' ads, speeches, +divorce suits, found drowned. Nearing the end of his tether now. Sober +serious man with a bit in the savingsbank I'd say. Wife a good cook and +washer. Daughter working the machine in the parlour. Plain Jane, no damn +nonsense. AND IT WAS THE FEAST OF THE PASSOVER + + +He stayed in his walk to watch a typesetter neatly distributing type. +Reads it backwards first. Quickly he does it. Must require some practice +that. mangiD kcirtaP. Poor papa with his hagadah book, reading backwards +with his finger to me. Pessach. Next year in Jerusalem. Dear, O dear! +All that long business about that brought us out of the land of Egypt +and into the house of bondage _Alleluia. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu_. +No, that's the other. Then the twelve brothers, Jacob's sons. And then +the lamb and the cat and the dog and the stick and the water and the +butcher. And then the angel of death kills the butcher and he kills the +ox and the dog kills the cat. Sounds a bit silly till you come to look +into it well. Justice it means but it's everybody eating everyone else. +That's what life is after all. How quickly he does that job. Practice +makes perfect. Seems to see with his fingers. + +Mr Bloom passed on out of the clanking noises through the gallery on to +the landing. Now am I going to tram it out all the way and then catch +him out perhaps. Better phone him up first. Number? Yes. Same as +Citron's house. Twentyeight. Twentyeight double four. + +ONLY ONCE MORE THAT SOAP + + +He went down the house staircase. Who the deuce scrawled all over those +walls with matches? Looks as if they did it for a bet. Heavy greasy +smell there always is in those works. Lukewarm glue in Thom's next door +when I was there. + +He took out his handkerchief to dab his nose. Citronlemon? Ah, the soap +I put there. Lose it out of that pocket. Putting back his handkerchief +he took out the soap and stowed it away, buttoned, into the hip pocket +of his trousers. + +What perfume does your wife use? I could go home still: tram: something +I forgot. Just to see: before: dressing. No. Here. No. + +A sudden screech of laughter came from the _Evening Telegraph_ office. +Know who that is. What's up? Pop in a minute to phone. Ned Lambert it +is. + +He entered softly. + +ERIN, GREEN GEM OF THE SILVER SEA + + +--The ghost walks, professor MacHugh murmured softly, biscuitfully to +the dusty windowpane. + +Mr Dedalus, staring from the empty fireplace at Ned Lambert's quizzing +face, asked of it sourly: + +--Agonising Christ, wouldn't it give you a heartburn on your arse? + +Ned Lambert, seated on the table, read on: + +--_Or again, note the meanderings of some purling rill as it babbles +on its way, tho' quarrelling with the stony obstacles, to the tumbling +waters of Neptune's blue domain, 'mid mossy banks, fanned by gentlest +zephyrs, played on by the glorious sunlight or 'neath the shadows cast +o'er its pensive bosom by the overarching leafage of the giants of +the forest_. What about that, Simon? he asked over the fringe of his +newspaper. How's that for high? + +--Changing his drink, Mr Dedalus said. + +Ned Lambert, laughing, struck the newspaper on his knees, repeating: + +--_The pensive bosom and the overarsing leafage_. O boys! O boys! + +--And Xenophon looked upon Marathon, Mr Dedalus said, looking again on +the fireplace and to the window, and Marathon looked on the sea. + +--That will do, professor MacHugh cried from the window. I don't want to +hear any more of the stuff. + +He ate off the crescent of water biscuit he had been nibbling and, +hungered, made ready to nibble the biscuit in his other hand. + +High falutin stuff. Bladderbags. Ned Lambert is taking a day off I see. +Rather upsets a man's day, a funeral does. He has influence they +say. Old Chatterton, the vicechancellor, is his granduncle or his +greatgranduncle. Close on ninety they say. Subleader for his death +written this long time perhaps. Living to spite them. Might go first +himself. Johnny, make room for your uncle. The right honourable Hedges +Eyre Chatterton. Daresay he writes him an odd shaky cheque or two on +gale days. Windfall when he kicks out. Alleluia. + +--Just another spasm, Ned Lambert said. + +--What is it? Mr Bloom asked. + +--A recently discovered fragment of Cicero, professor MacHugh answered +with pomp of tone. _Our lovely land_. SHORT BUT TO THE POINT + + +--Whose land? Mr Bloom said simply. + +--Most pertinent question, the professor said between his chews. With an +accent on the whose. + +--Dan Dawson's land Mr Dedalus said. + +--Is it his speech last night? Mr Bloom asked. + +Ned Lambert nodded. + +--But listen to this, he said. + +The doorknob hit Mr Bloom in the small of the back as the door was +pushed in. + +--Excuse me, J. J. O'Molloy said, entering. + +Mr Bloom moved nimbly aside. + +--I beg yours, he said. + +--Good day, Jack. + +--Come in. Come in. + +--Good day. + +--How are you, Dedalus? + +--Well. And yourself? + +J. J. O'Molloy shook his head. + +SAD + + +Cleverest fellow at the junior bar he used to be. Decline, poor chap. +That hectic flush spells finis for a man. Touch and go with him. What's +in the wind, I wonder. Money worry. + +--_Or again if we but climb the serried mountain peaks._ + +--You're looking extra. + +--Is the editor to be seen? J. J. O'Molloy asked, looking towards the +inner door. + +--Very much so, professor MacHugh said. To be seen and heard. He's in +his sanctum with Lenehan. + +J. J. O'Molloy strolled to the sloping desk and began to turn back the +pink pages of the file. + +Practice dwindling. A mighthavebeen. Losing heart. Gambling. Debts of +honour. Reaping the whirlwind. Used to get good retainers from D. and T. +Fitzgerald. Their wigs to show the grey matter. Brains on their sleeve +like the statue in Glasnevin. Believe he does some literary work for the +_Express_ with Gabriel Conroy. Wellread fellow. Myles Crawford began +on the _Independent._ Funny the way those newspaper men veer about when +they get wind of a new opening. Weathercocks. Hot and cold in the same +breath. Wouldn't know which to believe. One story good till you hear +the next. Go for one another baldheaded in the papers and then all blows +over. Hail fellow well met the next moment. + +--Ah, listen to this for God' sake, Ned Lambert pleaded. _Or again if we +but climb the serried mountain peaks..._ + +--Bombast! the professor broke in testily. Enough of the inflated +windbag! + +--_Peaks_, Ned Lambert went on, _towering high on high, to bathe our +souls, as it were..._ + +--Bathe his lips, Mr Dedalus said. Blessed and eternal God! Yes? Is he +taking anything for it? + +_--As 'twere, in the peerless panorama of Ireland's portfolio, +unmatched, despite their wellpraised prototypes in other vaunted prize +regions, for very beauty, of bosky grove and undulating plain and +luscious pastureland of vernal green, steeped in the transcendent +translucent glow of our mild mysterious Irish twilight..._ + +HIS NATIVE DORIC + + +--The moon, professor MacHugh said. He forgot Hamlet. + +_--That mantles the vista far and wide and wait till the glowing orb of +the moon shine forth to irradiate her silver effulgence..._ + +--O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and +onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short. + +He took off his silk hat and, blowing out impatiently his bushy +moustache, welshcombed his hair with raking fingers. + +Ned Lambert tossed the newspaper aside, chuckling with delight. An +instant after a hoarse bark of laughter burst over professor MacHugh's +unshaven blackspectacled face. + +--Doughy Daw! he cried. + +WHAT WETHERUP SAID + + +All very fine to jeer at it now in cold print but it goes down like hot +cake that stuff. He was in the bakery line too, wasn't he? Why they call +him Doughy Daw. Feathered his nest well anyhow. Daughter engaged to that +chap in the inland revenue office with the motor. Hooked that nicely. +Entertainments. Open house. Big blowout. Wetherup always said that. Get +a grip of them by the stomach. + +The inner door was opened violently and a scarlet beaked face, crested +by a comb of feathery hair, thrust itself in. The bold blue eyes stared +about them and the harsh voice asked: + +--What is it? + +--And here comes the sham squire himself! professor MacHugh said +grandly. + +--Getonouthat, you bloody old pedagogue! the editor said in recognition. + +--Come, Ned, Mr Dedalus said, putting on his hat. I must get a drink +after that. + +--Drink! the editor cried. No drinks served before mass. + +--Quite right too, Mr Dedalus said, going out. Come on, Ned. + +Ned Lambert sidled down from the table. The editor's blue eyes roved +towards Mr Bloom's face, shadowed by a smile. + +--Will you join us, Myles? Ned Lambert asked. + +MEMORABLE BATTLES RECALLED + + +--North Cork militia! the editor cried, striding to the mantelpiece. We +won every time! North Cork and Spanish officers! + +--Where was that, Myles? Ned Lambert asked with a reflective glance at +his toecaps. + +--In Ohio! the editor shouted. + +--So it was, begad, Ned Lambert agreed. + +Passing out he whispered to J. J. O'Molloy: + +--Incipient jigs. Sad case. + +--Ohio! the editor crowed in high treble from his uplifted scarlet face. +My Ohio! + +--A perfect cretic! the professor said. Long, short and long. + +O, HARP EOLIAN! + + +He took a reel of dental floss from his waistcoat pocket and, breaking +off a piece, twanged it smartly between two and two of his resonant +unwashed teeth. + +--Bingbang, bangbang. + +Mr Bloom, seeing the coast clear, made for the inner door. + +--Just a moment, Mr Crawford, he said. I just want to phone about an ad. + +He went in. + +--What about that leader this evening? professor MacHugh asked, coming +to the editor and laying a firm hand on his shoulder. + +--That'll be all right, Myles Crawford said more calmly. Never you fret. +Hello, Jack. That's all right. + +--Good day, Myles, J. J. O'Molloy said, letting the pages he held slip +limply back on the file. Is that Canada swindle case on today? + +The telephone whirred inside. + +--Twentyeight... No, twenty... Double four... Yes. + +SPOT THE WINNER + + +Lenehan came out of the inner office with SPORT'S tissues. + +--Who wants a dead cert for the Gold cup? he asked. Sceptre with O. +Madden up. + +He tossed the tissues on to the table. + +Screams of newsboys barefoot in the hall rushed near and the door was +flung open. + +--Hush, Lenehan said. I hear feetstoops. + +Professor MacHugh strode across the room and seized the cringing urchin +by the collar as the others scampered out of the hall and down the +steps. The tissues rustled up in the draught, floated softly in the air +blue scrawls and under the table came to earth. + +--It wasn't me, sir. It was the big fellow shoved me, sir. + +--Throw him out and shut the door, the editor said. There's a hurricane +blowing. + +Lenehan began to paw the tissues up from the floor, grunting as he +stooped twice. + +--Waiting for the racing special, sir, the newsboy said. It was Pat +Farrell shoved me, sir. + +He pointed to two faces peering in round the doorframe. + +--Him, sir. + +--Out of this with you, professor MacHugh said gruffly. + +He hustled the boy out and banged the door to. + +J. J. O'Molloy turned the files crackingly over, murmuring, seeking: + +--Continued on page six, column four. + +--Yes, _Evening Telegraph_ here, Mr Bloom phoned from the inner office. +Is the boss...? Yes, _Telegraph_... To where? Aha! Which auction rooms +?... Aha! I see... Right. I'll catch him. + +A COLLISION ENSUES + + +The bell whirred again as he rang off. He came in quickly and bumped +against Lenehan who was struggling up with the second tissue. + +--_Pardon, monsieur_, Lenehan said, clutching him for an instant and +making a grimace. + +--My fault, Mr Bloom said, suffering his grip. Are you hurt? I'm in a +hurry. + +--Knee, Lenehan said. + +He made a comic face and whined, rubbing his knee: + +--The accumulation of the _anno Domini_. + +--Sorry, Mr Bloom said. + +He went to the door and, holding it ajar, paused. J. J. O'Molloy slapped +the heavy pages over. The noise of two shrill voices, a mouthorgan, +echoed in the bare hallway from the newsboys squatted on the doorsteps: + + _--We are the boys of Wexford + Who fought with heart and hand._ + +EXIT BLOOM + + +--I'm just running round to Bachelor's walk, Mr Bloom said, about this +ad of Keyes's. Want to fix it up. They tell me he's round there in +Dillon's. + +He looked indecisively for a moment at their faces. The editor who, +leaning against the mantelshelf, had propped his head on his hand, +suddenly stretched forth an arm amply. + +--Begone! he said. The world is before you. + +--Back in no time, Mr Bloom said, hurrying out. + +J. J. O'Molloy took the tissues from Lenehan's hand and read them, +blowing them apart gently, without comment. + +--He'll get that advertisement, the professor said, staring through his +blackrimmed spectacles over the crossblind. Look at the young scamps +after him. + +--Show. Where? Lenehan cried, running to the window. + +A STREET CORTEGE + + +Both smiled over the crossblind at the file of capering newsboys in Mr +Bloom's wake, the last zigzagging white on the breeze a mocking kite, a +tail of white bowknots. + +--Look at the young guttersnipe behind him hue and cry, Lenehan said, +and you'll kick. O, my rib risible! Taking off his flat spaugs and the +walk. Small nines. Steal upon larks. + +He began to mazurka in swift caricature across the floor on sliding +feet past the fireplace to J. J. O'Molloy who placed the tissues in his +receiving hands. + +--What's that? Myles Crawford said with a start. Where are the other two +gone? + +--Who? the professor said, turning. They're gone round to the Oval for a +drink. Paddy Hooper is there with Jack Hall. Came over last night. + +--Come on then, Myles Crawford said. Where's my hat? + +He walked jerkily into the office behind, parting the vent of his +jacket, jingling his keys in his back pocket. They jingled then in the +air and against the wood as he locked his desk drawer. + +--He's pretty well on, professor MacHugh said in a low voice. + +--Seems to be, J. J. O'Molloy said, taking out a cigarettecase in +murmuring meditation, but it is not always as it seems. Who has the most +matches? + +THE CALUMET OF PEACE + + +He offered a cigarette to the professor and took one himself. Lenehan +promptly struck a match for them and lit their cigarettes in turn. J. J. +O'Molloy opened his case again and offered it. + +--_Thanky vous_, Lenehan said, helping himself. + +The editor came from the inner office, a straw hat awry on his brow. He +declaimed in song, pointing sternly at professor MacHugh: + +_--'Twas rank and fame that tempted thee, 'Twas empire charmed thy +heart._ + +The professor grinned, locking his long lips. + +--Eh? You bloody old Roman empire? Myles Crawford said. + +He took a cigarette from the open case. Lenehan, lighting it for him +with quick grace, said: + +--Silence for my brandnew riddle! + +--_Imperium romanum_, J. J. O'Molloy said gently. It sounds nobler than +British or Brixton. The word reminds one somehow of fat in the fire. + +Myles Crawford blew his first puff violently towards the ceiling. + +--That's it, he said. We are the fat. You and I are the fat in the fire. +We haven't got the chance of a snowball in hell. + +THE GRANDEUR THAT WAS ROME + + +--Wait a moment, professor MacHugh said, raising two quiet claws. We +mustn't be led away by words, by sounds of words. We think of Rome, +imperial, imperious, imperative. + +He extended elocutionary arms from frayed stained shirtcuffs, pausing: + +--What was their civilisation? Vast, I allow: but vile. Cloacae: sewers. +The Jews in the wilderness and on the mountaintop said: _It is meet +to be here. Let us build an altar to Jehovah_. The Roman, like the +Englishman who follows in his footsteps, brought to every new shore on +which he set his foot (on our shore he never set it) only his cloacal +obsession. He gazed about him in his toga and he said: _It is meet to be +here. Let us construct a watercloset._ + +--Which they accordingly did do, Lenehan said. Our old ancient +ancestors, as we read in the first chapter of Guinness's, were partial +to the running stream. + +--They were nature's gentlemen, J. J. O'Molloy murmured. But we have +also Roman law. + +--And Pontius Pilate is its prophet, professor MacHugh responded. + +--Do you know that story about chief baron Palles? J. J. O'Molloy asked. +It was at the royal university dinner. Everything was going swimmingly +... + +--First my riddle, Lenehan said. Are you ready? + +Mr O'Madden Burke, tall in copious grey of Donegal tweed, came in from +the hallway. Stephen Dedalus, behind him, uncovered as he entered. + +--_Entrez, mes enfants!_ Lenehan cried. + +--I escort a suppliant, Mr O'Madden Burke said melodiously. Youth led by +Experience visits Notoriety. + +--How do you do? the editor said, holding out a hand. Come in. Your +governor is just gone.??? + + +Lenehan said to all: + +--Silence! What opera resembles a railwayline? Reflect, ponder, +excogitate, reply. + +Stephen handed over the typed sheets, pointing to the title and +signature. + +--Who? the editor asked. + +Bit torn off. + +--Mr Garrett Deasy, Stephen said. + +--That old pelters, the editor said. Who tore it? Was he short taken? + + _On swift sail flaming + From storm and south + He comes, pale vampire, + Mouth to my mouth._ + +--Good day, Stephen, the professor said, coming to peer over their +shoulders. Foot and mouth? Are you turned...? + +Bullockbefriending bard. + +SHINDY IN WELLKNOWN RESTAURANT + + +--Good day, sir, Stephen answered blushing. The letter is not mine. Mr +Garrett Deasy asked me to... + +--O, I know him, Myles Crawford said, and I knew his wife too. The +bloodiest old tartar God ever made. By Jesus, she had the foot and mouth +disease and no mistake! The night she threw the soup in the waiter's +face in the Star and Garter. Oho! + +A woman brought sin into the world. For Helen, the runaway wife of +Menelaus, ten years the Greeks. O'Rourke, prince of Breffni. + +--Is he a widower? Stephen asked. + +--Ay, a grass one, Myles Crawford said, his eye running down the +typescript. Emperor's horses. Habsburg. An Irishman saved his life on +the ramparts of Vienna. Don't you forget! Maximilian Karl O'Donnell, +graf von Tirconnell in Ireland. Sent his heir over to make the king +an Austrian fieldmarshal now. Going to be trouble there one day. Wild +geese. O yes, every time. Don't you forget that! + +--The moot point is did he forget it, J. J. O'Molloy said quietly, +turning a horseshoe paperweight. Saving princes is a thank you job. + +Professor MacHugh turned on him. + +--And if not? he said. + +--I'll tell you how it was, Myles Crawford began. A Hungarian it was one +day... LOST CAUSES + +NOBLE MARQUESS MENTIONED + + +--We were always loyal to lost causes, the professor said. Success for +us is the death of the intellect and of the imagination. We were never +loyal to the successful. We serve them. I teach the blatant Latin +language. I speak the tongue of a race the acme of whose mentality is +the maxim: time is money. Material domination. _Dominus!_ Lord! Where is +the spirituality? Lord Jesus? Lord Salisbury? A sofa in a westend club. +But the Greek! + +KYRIE ELEISON! + + +A smile of light brightened his darkrimmed eyes, lengthened his long +lips. + +--The Greek! he said again. _Kyrios!_ Shining word! The vowels the +Semite and the Saxon know not. _Kyrie!_ The radiance of the intellect. +I ought to profess Greek, the language of the mind. _Kyrie eleison!_ The +closetmaker and the cloacamaker will never be lords of our spirit. We +are liege subjects of the catholic chivalry of Europe that foundered at +Trafalgar and of the empire of the spirit, not an _imperium,_ that +went under with the Athenian fleets at Aegospotami. Yes, yes. They went +under. Pyrrhus, misled by an oracle, made a last attempt to retrieve the +fortunes of Greece. Loyal to a lost cause. + +He strode away from them towards the window. + +--They went forth to battle, Mr O'Madden Burke said greyly, but they +always fell. + +--Boohoo! Lenehan wept with a little noise. Owing to a brick received in +the latter half of the _matinée_. Poor, poor, poor Pyrrhus! + +He whispered then near Stephen's ear: + +LENEHAN'S LIMERICK + + + _There's a ponderous pundit MacHugh + Who wears goggles of ebony hue. + As he mostly sees double + To wear them why trouble? + I can't see the Joe Miller. Can you?_ + +In mourning for Sallust, Mulligan says. Whose mother is beastly dead. + +Myles Crawford crammed the sheets into a sidepocket. + +--That'll be all right, he said. I'll read the rest after. That'll be +all right. + +Lenehan extended his hands in protest. + +--But my riddle! he said. What opera is like a railwayline? + +--Opera? Mr O'Madden Burke's sphinx face reriddled. + +Lenehan announced gladly: + +--_The Rose of Castile_. See the wheeze? Rows of cast steel. Gee! + +He poked Mr O'Madden Burke mildly in the spleen. Mr O'Madden Burke fell +back with grace on his umbrella, feigning a gasp. + +--Help! he sighed. I feel a strong weakness. + +Lenehan, rising to tiptoe, fanned his face rapidly with the rustling +tissues. + +The professor, returning by way of the files, swept his hand across +Stephen's and Mr O'Madden Burke's loose ties. + +--Paris, past and present, he said. You look like communards. + +--Like fellows who had blown up the Bastile, J. J. O'Molloy said in +quiet mockery. Or was it you shot the lord lieutenant of Finland between +you? You look as though you had done the deed. General Bobrikoff. + +OMNIUM GATHERUM + + +--We were only thinking about it, Stephen said. + +--All the talents, Myles Crawford said. Law, the classics... + +--The turf, Lenehan put in. + +--Literature, the press. + +--If Bloom were here, the professor said. The gentle art of +advertisement. + +--And Madam Bloom, Mr O'Madden Burke added. The vocal muse. Dublin's +prime favourite. + +Lenehan gave a loud cough. + +--Ahem! he said very softly. O, for a fresh of breath air! I caught a +cold in the park. The gate was open. + +YOU CAN DO IT! + + +The editor laid a nervous hand on Stephen's shoulder. + +--I want you to write something for me, he said. Something with a bite +in it. You can do it. I see it in your face. _In the lexicon of youth_ +... + +See it in your face. See it in your eye. Lazy idle little schemer. + +--Foot and mouth disease! the editor cried in scornful invective. Great +nationalist meeting in Borris-in-Ossory. All balls! Bulldosing the +public! Give them something with a bite in it. Put us all into it, damn +its soul. Father, Son and Holy Ghost and Jakes M'Carthy. + +--We can all supply mental pabulum, Mr O'Madden Burke said. + +Stephen raised his eyes to the bold unheeding stare. + +--He wants you for the pressgang, J. J. O'Molloy said. + +THE GREAT GALLAHER + + +--You can do it, Myles Crawford repeated, clenching his hand in +emphasis. Wait a minute. We'll paralyse Europe as Ignatius Gallaher +used to say when he was on the shaughraun, doing billiardmarking in the +Clarence. Gallaher, that was a pressman for you. That was a pen. You +know how he made his mark? I'll tell you. That was the smartest piece of +journalism ever known. That was in eightyone, sixth of May, time of +the invincibles, murder in the Phoenix park, before you were born, I +suppose. I'll show you. + +He pushed past them to the files. + +--Look at here, he said turning. The _New York World_ cabled for a +special. Remember that time? + +Professor MacHugh nodded. + +--_New York World_, the editor said, excitedly pushing back his straw +hat. Where it took place. Tim Kelly, or Kavanagh I mean. Joe Brady and +the rest of them. Where Skin-the-Goat drove the car. Whole route, see? + +--Skin-the-Goat, Mr O'Madden Burke said. Fitzharris. He has that +cabman's shelter, they say, down there at Butt bridge. Holohan told me. +You know Holohan? + +--Hop and carry one, is it? Myles Crawford said. + +--And poor Gumley is down there too, so he told me, minding stones for +the corporation. A night watchman. + +Stephen turned in surprise. + +--Gumley? he said. You don't say so? A friend of my father's, is it? + +--Never mind Gumley, Myles Crawford cried angrily. Let Gumley mind +the stones, see they don't run away. Look at here. What did Ignatius +Gallaher do? I'll tell you. Inspiration of genius. Cabled right away. +Have you _Weekly Freeman_ of 17 March? Right. Have you got that? + +He flung back pages of the files and stuck his finger on a point. + +--Take page four, advertisement for Bransome's coffee, let us say. Have +you got that? Right. + +The telephone whirred. + +A DISTANT VOICE + + +--I'll answer it, the professor said, going. + +--B is parkgate. Good. + +His finger leaped and struck point after point, vibrating. + +--T is viceregal lodge. C is where murder took place. K is Knockmaroon +gate. + +The loose flesh of his neck shook like a cock's wattles. An illstarched +dicky jutted up and with a rude gesture he thrust it back into his +waistcoat. + +--Hello? _Evening Telegraph_ here... Hello?... Who's there?... Yes... +Yes... Yes. + +--F to P is the route Skin-the-Goat drove the car for an alibi, +Inchicore, Roundtown, Windy Arbour, Palmerston Park, Ranelagh. F.A.B.P. +Got that? X is Davy's publichouse in upper Leeson street. + +The professor came to the inner door. + +--Bloom is at the telephone, he said. + +--Tell him go to hell, the editor said promptly. X is Davy's +publichouse, see? CLEVER, VERY + + +--Clever, Lenehan said. Very. + +--Gave it to them on a hot plate, Myles Crawford said, the whole bloody +history. + +Nightmare from which you will never awake. + +--I saw it, the editor said proudly. I was present. Dick Adams, the +besthearted bloody Corkman the Lord ever put the breath of life in, and +myself. + +Lenehan bowed to a shape of air, announcing: + +--Madam, I'm Adam. And Able was I ere I saw Elba. + +--History! Myles Crawford cried. The Old Woman of Prince's street was +there first. There was weeping and gnashing of teeth over that. Out of +an advertisement. Gregor Grey made the design for it. That gave him the +leg up. Then Paddy Hooper worked Tay Pay who took him on to the _Star._ +Now he's got in with Blumenfeld. That's press. That's talent. Pyatt! He +was all their daddies! + +--The father of scare journalism, Lenehan confirmed, and the +brother-in-law of Chris Callinan. + +--Hello?... Are you there?... Yes, he's here still. Come across +yourself. + +--Where do you find a pressman like that now, eh? the editor cried. He +flung the pages down. + +--Clamn dever, Lenehan said to Mr O'Madden Burke. + +--Very smart, Mr O'Madden Burke said. + +Professor MacHugh came from the inner office. + +--Talking about the invincibles, he said, did you see that some hawkers +were up before the recorder? + +--O yes, J. J. O'Molloy said eagerly. Lady Dudley was walking home +through the park to see all the trees that were blown down by that +cyclone last year and thought she'd buy a view of Dublin. And it +turned out to be a commemoration postcard of Joe Brady or Number One or +Skin-the-Goat. Right outside the viceregal lodge, imagine! + +--They're only in the hook and eye department, Myles Crawford said. +Psha! Press and the bar! Where have you a man now at the bar like those +fellows, like Whiteside, like Isaac Butt, like silvertongued O'Hagan. +Eh? Ah, bloody nonsense. Psha! Only in the halfpenny place. + +His mouth continued to twitch unspeaking in nervous curls of disdain. + +Would anyone wish that mouth for her kiss? How do you know? Why did you +write it then? + +RHYMES AND REASONS + + +Mouth, south. Is the mouth south someway? Or the south a mouth? Must be +some. South, pout, out, shout, drouth. Rhymes: two men dressed the same, +looking the same, two by two. + + _........................ la tua pace + .................. che parlar ti piace + .... mentreché il vento, come fa, si tace._ + +He saw them three by three, approaching girls, in green, in rose, in +russet, entwining, _per l'aer perso_, in mauve, in purple, _quella +pacifica oriafiamma_, gold of oriflamme, _di rimirar fe piu ardenti._ +But I old men, penitent, leadenfooted, underdarkneath the night: mouth +south: tomb womb. + +--Speak up for yourself, Mr O'Madden Burke said. + +SUFFICIENT FOR THE DAY... + + +J. J. O'Molloy, smiling palely, took up the gage. + +--My dear Myles, he said, flinging his cigarette aside, you put a false +construction on my words. I hold no brief, as at present advised, for +the third profession qua profession but your Cork legs are running away +with you. Why not bring in Henry Grattan and Flood and Demosthenes and +Edmund Burke? Ignatius Gallaher we all know and his Chapelizod boss, +Harmsworth of the farthing press, and his American cousin of the Bowery +guttersheet not to mention _Paddy Kelly's Budget, Pue's Occurrences_ +and our watchful friend _The Skibbereen Eagle_. Why bring in a master +of forensic eloquence like Whiteside? Sufficient for the day is the +newspaper thereof. LINKS WITH BYGONE DAYS OF YORE + + +--Grattan and Flood wrote for this very paper, the editor cried in his +face. Irish volunteers. Where are you now? Established 1763. Dr Lucas. +Who have you now like John Philpot Curran? Psha! + +--Well, J. J. O'Molloy said, Bushe K.C., for example. + +--Bushe? the editor said. Well, yes: Bushe, yes. He has a strain of it +in his blood. Kendal Bushe or I mean Seymour Bushe. + +--He would have been on the bench long ago, the professor said, only for +... But no matter. + +J. J. O'Molloy turned to Stephen and said quietly and slowly: + +--One of the most polished periods I think I ever listened to in my life +fell from the lips of Seymour Bushe. It was in that case of fratricide, +the Childs murder case. Bushe defended him. _And in the porches of mine +ear did pour._ + + +By the way how did he find that out? He died in his sleep. Or the other +story, beast with two backs? + +--What was that? the professor asked. + +ITALIA, MAGISTRA ARTIUM + + +--He spoke on the law of evidence, J. J. O'Molloy said, of Roman justice +as contrasted with the earlier Mosaic code, the _lex talionis_. And he +cited the Moses of Michelangelo in the vatican. + +--Ha. + +--A few wellchosen words, Lenehan prefaced. Silence! + +Pause. J. J. O'Molloy took out his cigarettecase. + +False lull. Something quite ordinary. + +Messenger took out his matchbox thoughtfully and lit his cigar. + +I have often thought since on looking back over that strange time that +it was that small act, trivial in itself, that striking of that match, +that determined the whole aftercourse of both our lives. A POLISHED +PERIOD + + +J. J. O'Molloy resumed, moulding his words: + +--He said of it: _that stony effigy in frozen music, horned and +terrible, of the human form divine, that eternal symbol of wisdom and +of prophecy which, if aught that the imagination or the hand of sculptor +has wrought in marble of soultransfigured and of soultransfiguring +deserves to live, deserves to live._ + +His slim hand with a wave graced echo and fall. + +--Fine! Myles Crawford said at once. + +--The divine afflatus, Mr O'Madden Burke said. + +--You like it? J. J. O'Molloy asked Stephen. + +Stephen, his blood wooed by grace of language and gesture, blushed. He +took a cigarette from the case. J. J. O'Molloy offered his case to Myles +Crawford. Lenehan lit their cigarettes as before and took his trophy, +saying: + +--Muchibus thankibus. + +A MAN OF HIGH MORALE + + +--Professor Magennis was speaking to me about you, J. J. O'Molloy said +to Stephen. What do you think really of that hermetic crowd, the opal +hush poets: A. E. the mastermystic? That Blavatsky woman started it. +She was a nice old bag of tricks. A. E. has been telling some yankee +interviewer that you came to him in the small hours of the morning to +ask him about planes of consciousness. Magennis thinks you must have +been pulling A. E.'s leg. He is a man of the very highest morale, +Magennis. + +Speaking about me. What did he say? What did he say? What did he say +about me? Don't ask. + +--No, thanks, professor MacHugh said, waving the cigarettecase aside. +Wait a moment. Let me say one thing. The finest display of oratory I +ever heard was a speech made by John F Taylor at the college historical +society. Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, the present lord justice of appeal, had +spoken and the paper under debate was an essay (new for those days), +advocating the revival of the Irish tongue. + +He turned towards Myles Crawford and said: + +--You know Gerald Fitzgibbon. Then you can imagine the style of his +discourse. + +--He is sitting with Tim Healy, J. J. O'Molloy said, rumour has it, on +the Trinity college estates commission. + +--He is sitting with a sweet thing, Myles Crawford said, in a child's +frock. Go on. Well? + +--It was the speech, mark you, the professor said, of a finished orator, +full of courteous haughtiness and pouring in chastened diction I will +not say the vials of his wrath but pouring the proud man's contumely +upon the new movement. It was then a new movement. We were weak, +therefore worthless. + +He closed his long thin lips an instant but, eager to be on, raised +an outspanned hand to his spectacles and, with trembling thumb and +ringfinger touching lightly the black rims, steadied them to a new +focus. + +IMPROMPTU + + +In ferial tone he addressed J. J. O'Molloy: + +--Taylor had come there, you must know, from a sickbed. That he +had prepared his speech I do not believe for there was not even one +shorthandwriter in the hall. His dark lean face had a growth of shaggy +beard round it. He wore a loose white silk neckcloth and altogether he +looked (though he was not) a dying man. + +His gaze turned at once but slowly from J. J. O'Molloy's towards +Stephen's face and then bent at once to the ground, seeking. His +unglazed linen collar appeared behind his bent head, soiled by his +withering hair. Still seeking, he said: + +--When Fitzgibbon's speech had ended John F Taylor rose to reply. +Briefly, as well as I can bring them to mind, his words were these. + +He raised his head firmly. His eyes bethought themselves once more. +Witless shellfish swam in the gross lenses to and fro, seeking outlet. + +He began: + +_--Mr Chairman, ladies and gentlemen: Great was my admiration in +listening to the remarks addressed to the youth of Ireland a moment +since by my learned friend. It seemed to me that I had been transported +into a country far away from this country, into an age remote from +this age, that I stood in ancient Egypt and that I was listening to the +speech of some highpriest of that land addressed to the youthful Moses._ + +His listeners held their cigarettes poised to hear, their smokes +ascending in frail stalks that flowered with his speech. _And let our +crooked smokes._ Noble words coming. Look out. Could you try your hand +at it yourself? + +_--And it seemed to me that I heard the voice of that Egyptian +highpriest raised in a tone of like haughtiness and like pride. I heard +his words and their meaning was revealed to me._ + +FROM THE FATHERS + + +It was revealed to me that those things are good which yet are corrupted +which neither if they were supremely good nor unless they were good +could be corrupted. Ah, curse you! That's saint Augustine. + +_--Why will you jews not accept our culture, our religion and our +language? You are a tribe of nomad herdsmen: we are a mighty people. You +have no cities nor no wealth: our cities are hives of humanity and +our galleys, trireme and quadrireme, laden with all manner merchandise +furrow the waters of the known globe. You have but emerged from +primitive conditions: we have a literature, a priesthood, an agelong +history and a polity._ + +Nile. + +Child, man, effigy. + +By the Nilebank the babemaries kneel, cradle of bulrushes: a man supple +in combat: stonehorned, stonebearded, heart of stone. + +_--You pray to a local and obscure idol: our temples, majestic and +mysterious, are the abodes of Isis and Osiris, of Horus and Ammon Ra. +Yours serfdom, awe and humbleness: ours thunder and the seas. Israel +is weak and few are her children: Egypt is an host and terrible are her +arms. Vagrants and daylabourers are you called: the world trembles at +our name._ + +A dumb belch of hunger cleft his speech. He lifted his voice above it +boldly: + +_--But, ladies and gentlemen, had the youthful Moses listened to and +accepted that view of life, had he bowed his head and bowed his will +and bowed his spirit before that arrogant admonition he would never have +brought the chosen people out of their house of bondage, nor followed +the pillar of the cloud by day. He would never have spoken with the +Eternal amid lightnings on Sinai's mountaintop nor ever have come down +with the light of inspiration shining in his countenance and bearing in +his arms the tables of the law, graven in the language of the outlaw._ + +He ceased and looked at them, enjoying a silence. + +OMINOUS--FOR HIM! + +J. J. O'Molloy said not without regret: + +--And yet he died without having entered the land of promise. + +--A sudden--at--the--moment--though--from--lingering--illness--often-- +previously--expectorated--demise, Lenehan added. And with a great future +behind him. + +The troop of bare feet was heard rushing along the hallway and pattering +up the staircase. + +--That is oratory, the professor said uncontradicted. Gone with the +wind. Hosts at Mullaghmast and Tara of the kings. Miles of ears of +porches. The tribune's words, howled and scattered to the four winds. +A people sheltered within his voice. Dead noise. Akasic records of all +that ever anywhere wherever was. Love and laud him: me no more. + +I have money. + +--Gentlemen, Stephen said. As the next motion on the agenda paper may I +suggest that the house do now adjourn? + +--You take my breath away. It is not perchance a French compliment? +Mr O'Madden Burke asked. 'Tis the hour, methinks, when the winejug, +metaphorically speaking, is most grateful in Ye ancient hostelry. + +--That it be and hereby is resolutely resolved. All that are in favour +say ay, Lenehan announced. The contrary no. I declare it carried. To +which particular boosing shed?... My casting vote is: Mooney's! + +He led the way, admonishing: + +--We will sternly refuse to partake of strong waters, will we not? Yes, +we will not. By no manner of means. + +Mr O'Madden Burke, following close, said with an ally's lunge of his +umbrella: + +--Lay on, Macduff! + +--Chip of the old block! the editor cried, clapping Stephen on the +shoulder. Let us go. Where are those blasted keys? + +He fumbled in his pocket pulling out the crushed typesheets. + +--Foot and mouth. I know. That'll be all right. That'll go in. Where are +they? That's all right. + +He thrust the sheets back and went into the inner office. LET US HOPE + + +J. J. O'Molloy, about to follow him in, said quietly to Stephen: + +--I hope you will live to see it published. Myles, one moment. + +He went into the inner office, closing the door behind him. + +--Come along, Stephen, the professor said. That is fine, isn't it? It +has the prophetic vision. _Fuit Ilium!_ The sack of windy Troy. Kingdoms +of this world. The masters of the Mediterranean are fellaheen today. + +The first newsboy came pattering down the stairs at their heels and +rushed out into the street, yelling: + +--Racing special! + +Dublin. I have much, much to learn. + +They turned to the left along Abbey street. + +--I have a vision too, Stephen said. + +--Yes? the professor said, skipping to get into step. Crawford will +follow. + +Another newsboy shot past them, yelling as he ran: + +--Racing special! + +DEAR DIRTY DUBLIN + + +Dubliners. + +--Two Dublin vestals, Stephen said, elderly and pious, have lived fifty +and fiftythree years in Fumbally's lane. + +--Where is that? the professor asked. + +--Off Blackpitts, Stephen said. + +Damp night reeking of hungry dough. Against the wall. Face glistering +tallow under her fustian shawl. Frantic hearts. Akasic records. Quicker, +darlint! + +On now. Dare it. Let there be life. + +--They want to see the views of Dublin from the top of Nelson's pillar. +They save up three and tenpence in a red tin letterbox moneybox. They +shake out the threepenny bits and sixpences and coax out the pennies +with the blade of a knife. Two and three in silver and one and seven +in coppers. They put on their bonnets and best clothes and take their +umbrellas for fear it may come on to rain. + +--Wise virgins, professor MacHugh said. + +LIFE ON THE RAW + + +--They buy one and fourpenceworth of brawn and four slices of panloaf at +the north city diningrooms in Marlborough street from Miss Kate Collins, +proprietress... They purchase four and twenty ripe plums from a girl +at the foot of Nelson's pillar to take off the thirst of the brawn. They +give two threepenny bits to the gentleman at the turnstile and begin +to waddle slowly up the winding staircase, grunting, encouraging each +other, afraid of the dark, panting, one asking the other have you the +brawn, praising God and the Blessed Virgin, threatening to come down, +peeping at the airslits. Glory be to God. They had no idea it was that +high. + +Their names are Anne Kearns and Florence MacCabe. Anne Kearns has the +lumbago for which she rubs on Lourdes water, given her by a lady who got +a bottleful from a passionist father. Florence MacCabe takes a crubeen +and a bottle of double X for supper every Saturday. + +--Antithesis, the professor said nodding twice. Vestal virgins. I can +see them. What's keeping our friend? + +He turned. + +A bevy of scampering newsboys rushed down the steps, scattering in all +directions, yelling, their white papers fluttering. Hard after them +Myles Crawford appeared on the steps, his hat aureoling his scarlet +face, talking with J. J. O'Molloy. + +--Come along, the professor cried, waving his arm. + +He set off again to walk by Stephen's side. RETURN OF BLOOM + + +--Yes, he said. I see them. + +Mr Bloom, breathless, caught in a whirl of wild newsboys near the +offices of the _Irish Catholic and Dublin Penny Journal_, called: + +--Mr Crawford! A moment! + +--_Telegraph_! Racing special! + +--What is it? Myles Crawford said, falling back a pace. + +A newsboy cried in Mr Bloom's face: + +--Terrible tragedy in Rathmines! A child bit by a bellows! + +INTERVIEW WITH THE EDITOR + + +--Just this ad, Mr Bloom said, pushing through towards the steps, +puffing, and taking the cutting from his pocket. I spoke with Mr Keyes +just now. He'll give a renewal for two months, he says. After he'll +see. But he wants a par to call attention in the _Telegraph_ too, +the Saturday pink. And he wants it copied if it's not too late I told +councillor Nannetti from the _Kilkenny People_. I can have access to +it in the national library. House of keys, don't you see? His name is +Keyes. It's a play on the name. But he practically promised he'd give +the renewal. But he wants just a little puff. What will I tell him, Mr +Crawford? K.M.A. + + +--Will you tell him he can kiss my arse? Myles Crawford said throwing +out his arm for emphasis. Tell him that straight from the stable. + +A bit nervy. Look out for squalls. All off for a drink. Arm in arm. +Lenehan's yachting cap on the cadge beyond. Usual blarney. Wonder is +that young Dedalus the moving spirit. Has a good pair of boots on him +today. Last time I saw him he had his heels on view. Been walking in +muck somewhere. Careless chap. What was he doing in Irishtown? + +--Well, Mr Bloom said, his eyes returning, if I can get the design I +suppose it's worth a short par. He'd give the ad, I think. I'll tell him +... K.M.R.I.A. + + +--He can kiss my royal Irish arse, Myles Crawford cried loudly over his +shoulder. Any time he likes, tell him. + +While Mr Bloom stood weighing the point and about to smile he strode on +jerkily. + +RAISING THE WIND + + +--_Nulla bona_, Jack, he said, raising his hand to his chin. I'm up to +here. I've been through the hoop myself. I was looking for a fellow to +back a bill for me no later than last week. Sorry, Jack. You must take +the will for the deed. With a heart and a half if I could raise the wind +anyhow. + +J. J. O'Molloy pulled a long face and walked on silently. They caught up +on the others and walked abreast. + +--When they have eaten the brawn and the bread and wiped their twenty +fingers in the paper the bread was wrapped in they go nearer to the +railings. + +--Something for you, the professor explained to Myles Crawford. Two old +Dublin women on the top of Nelson's pillar. + +SOME COLUMN!--THAT'S WHAT WADDLER ONE SAID + + +--That's new, Myles Crawford said. That's copy. Out for the waxies +Dargle. Two old trickies, what? + +--But they are afraid the pillar will fall, Stephen went on. They see +the roofs and argue about where the different churches are: Rathmines' +blue dome, Adam and Eve's, saint Laurence O'Toole's. But it makes them +giddy to look so they pull up their skirts... + +THOSE SLIGHTLY RAMBUNCTIOUS FEMALES + + +--Easy all, Myles Crawford said. No poetic licence. We're in the +archdiocese here. + +--And settle down on their striped petticoats, peering up at the statue +of the onehandled adulterer. + +--Onehandled adulterer! the professor cried. I like that. I see the +idea. I see what you mean. + +DAMES DONATE DUBLIN'S CITS SPEEDPILLS VELOCITOUS AEROLITHS, BELIEF + + +--It gives them a crick in their necks, Stephen said, and they are too +tired to look up or down or to speak. They put the bag of plums between +them and eat the plums out of it, one after another, wiping off with +their handkerchiefs the plumjuice that dribbles out of their mouths and +spitting the plumstones slowly out between the railings. + +He gave a sudden loud young laugh as a close. Lenehan and Mr O'Madden +Burke, hearing, turned, beckoned and led on across towards Mooney's. + +--Finished? Myles Crawford said. So long as they do no worse. + +SOPHIST WALLOPS HAUGHTY HELEN SQUARE ON PROBOSCIS. SPARTANS GNASH +MOLARS. ITHACANS VOW PEN IS CHAMP. + + +--You remind me of Antisthenes, the professor said, a disciple of +Gorgias, the sophist. It is said of him that none could tell if he were +bitterer against others or against himself. He was the son of a noble +and a bondwoman. And he wrote a book in which he took away the palm of +beauty from Argive Helen and handed it to poor Penelope. + +Poor Penelope. Penelope Rich. + +They made ready to cross O'Connell street. + +HELLO THERE, CENTRAL! + + +At various points along the eight lines tramcars with motionless +trolleys stood in their tracks, bound for or from Rathmines, +Rathfarnham, Blackrock, Kingstown and Dalkey, Sandymount Green, Ringsend +and Sandymount Tower, Donnybrook, Palmerston Park and Upper Rathmines, +all still, becalmed in short circuit. Hackney cars, cabs, delivery +waggons, mailvans, private broughams, aerated mineral water floats with +rattling crates of bottles, rattled, rolled, horsedrawn, rapidly. + +WHAT?--AND LIKEWISE--WHERE? + + +--But what do you call it? Myles Crawford asked. Where did they get the +plums? + +VIRGILIAN, SAYS PEDAGOGUE. SOPHOMORE PLUMPS FOR OLD MAN MOSES. + + +--Call it, wait, the professor said, opening his long lips wide to +reflect. Call it, let me see. Call it: _deus nobis haec otia fecit._ + +--No, Stephen said. I call it _A Pisgah Sight of Palestine or the +Parable of The Plums._ + +--I see, the professor said. + +He laughed richly. + +--I see, he said again with new pleasure. Moses and the promised land. +We gave him that idea, he added to J. J. O'Molloy. + +HORATIO IS CYNOSURE THIS FAIR JUNE DAY + + +J. J. O'Molloy sent a weary sidelong glance towards the statue and held +his peace. + +--I see, the professor said. + +He halted on sir John Gray's pavement island and peered aloft at Nelson +through the meshes of his wry smile. + +DIMINISHED DIGITS PROVE TOO TITILLATING FOR FRISKY FRUMPS. ANNE WIMBLES, +FLO WANGLES--YET CAN YOU BLAME THEM? + + +--Onehandled adulterer, he said smiling grimly. That tickles me, I must +say. + +--Tickled the old ones too, Myles Crawford said, if the God Almighty's +truth was known. + + +Pineapple rock, lemon platt, butter scotch. A sugarsticky girl +shovelling scoopfuls of creams for a christian brother. Some school +treat. Bad for their tummies. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His +Majesty the King. God. Save. Our. Sitting on his throne sucking red +jujubes white. + + +A sombre Y.M.C.A. young man, watchful among the warm sweet fumes of +Graham Lemon's, placed a throwaway in a hand of Mr Bloom. + +Heart to heart talks. + +Bloo... Me? No. + +Blood of the Lamb. + +His slow feet walked him riverward, reading. Are you saved? All are +washed in the blood of the lamb. God wants blood victim. Birth, hymen, +martyr, war, foundation of a building, sacrifice, kidney burntoffering, +druids' altars. Elijah is coming. Dr John Alexander Dowie restorer of +the church in Zion is coming. + +_Is coming! Is coming!! Is coming!!! All heartily welcome._ Paying game. +Torry and Alexander last year. Polygamy. His wife will put the stopper +on that. Where was that ad some Birmingham firm the luminous crucifix. +Our Saviour. Wake up in the dead of night and see him on the wall, +hanging. Pepper's ghost idea. Iron nails ran in. + + +Phosphorus it must be done with. If you leave a bit of codfish for +instance. I could see the bluey silver over it. Night I went down to the +pantry in the kitchen. Don't like all the smells in it waiting to rush +out. What was it she wanted? The Malaga raisins. Thinking of Spain. +Before Rudy was born. The phosphorescence, that bluey greeny. Very good +for the brain. + +From Butler's monument house corner he glanced along Bachelor's walk. +Dedalus' daughter there still outside Dillon's auctionrooms. Must be +selling off some old furniture. Knew her eyes at once from the father. +Lobbing about waiting for him. Home always breaks up when the mother +goes. Fifteen children he had. Birth every year almost. That's in their +theology or the priest won't give the poor woman the confession, the +absolution. Increase and multiply. Did you ever hear such an idea? Eat +you out of house and home. No families themselves to feed. Living on the +fat of the land. Their butteries and larders. I'd like to see them do +the black fast Yom Kippur. Crossbuns. One meal and a collation for fear +he'd collapse on the altar. A housekeeper of one of those fellows if you +could pick it out of her. Never pick it out of her. Like getting l.s.d. +out of him. Does himself well. No guests. All for number one. Watching +his water. Bring your own bread and butter. His reverence: mum's the +word. + +Good Lord, that poor child's dress is in flitters. Underfed she looks +too. Potatoes and marge, marge and potatoes. It's after they feel it. +Proof of the pudding. Undermines the constitution. + +As he set foot on O'Connell bridge a puffball of smoke plumed up from +the parapet. Brewery barge with export stout. England. Sea air sours it, +I heard. Be interesting some day get a pass through Hancock to see the +brewery. Regular world in itself. Vats of porter wonderful. Rats get in +too. Drink themselves bloated as big as a collie floating. Dead drunk on +the porter. Drink till they puke again like christians. Imagine drinking +that! Rats: vats. Well, of course, if we knew all the things. + +Looking down he saw flapping strongly, wheeling between the gaunt +quaywalls, gulls. Rough weather outside. If I threw myself down? Reuben +J's son must have swallowed a good bellyful of that sewage. One and +eightpence too much. Hhhhm. It's the droll way he comes out with the +things. Knows how to tell a story too. + +They wheeled lower. Looking for grub. Wait. + +He threw down among them a crumpled paper ball. Elijah thirtytwo feet +per sec is com. Not a bit. The ball bobbed unheeded on the wake of +swells, floated under by the bridgepiers. Not such damn fools. Also the +day I threw that stale cake out of the Erin's King picked it up in the +wake fifty yards astern. Live by their wits. They wheeled, flapping. + + _The hungry famished gull + Flaps o'er the waters dull._ + +That is how poets write, the similar sounds. But then Shakespeare has +no rhymes: blank verse. The flow of the language it is. The thoughts. +Solemn. + + + _Hamlet, I am thy father's spirit + Doomed for a certain time to walk the earth._ + --Two apples a penny! Two for a penny! + + +His gaze passed over the glazed apples serried on her stand. Australians +they must be this time of year. Shiny peels: polishes them up with a rag +or a handkerchief. + +Wait. Those poor birds. + +He halted again and bought from the old applewoman two Banbury cakes for +a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into +the Liffey. See that? The gulls swooped silently, two, then all from +their heights, pouncing on prey. Gone. Every morsel. + +Aware of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his +hands. They never expected that. Manna. Live on fish, fishy flesh they +have, all seabirds, gulls, seagoose. Swans from Anna Liffey swim down +here sometimes to preen themselves. No accounting for tastes. Wonder +what kind is swanmeat. Robinson Crusoe had to live on them. + +They wheeled flapping weakly. I'm not going to throw any more. Penny +quite enough. Lot of thanks I get. Not even a caw. They spread foot and +mouth disease too. If you cram a turkey say on chestnutmeal it tastes +like that. Eat pig like pig. But then why is it that saltwater fish are +not salty? How is that? + +His eyes sought answer from the river and saw a rowboat rock at anchor +on the treacly swells lazily its plastered board. + +_Kino's_ 11/- _Trousers_ + +Good idea that. Wonder if he pays rent to the corporation. How can you +own water really? It's always flowing in a stream, never the same, which +in the stream of life we trace. Because life is a stream. All kinds of +places are good for ads. That quack doctor for the clap used to be stuck +up in all the greenhouses. Never see it now. Strictly confidential. Dr +Hy Franks. Didn't cost him a red like Maginni the dancing master self +advertisement. Got fellows to stick them up or stick them up himself for +that matter on the q. t. running in to loosen a button. Flybynight. +Just the place too. POST NO BILLS. POST 110 PILLS. Some chap with a dose +burning him. + +If he...? + +O! + +Eh? + +No... No. + +No, no. I don't believe it. He wouldn't surely? + +No, no. + +Mr Bloom moved forward, raising his troubled eyes. Think no more about +that. After one. Timeball on the ballastoffice is down. Dunsink time. +Fascinating little book that is of sir Robert Ball's. Parallax. I never +exactly understood. There's a priest. Could ask him. Par it's Greek: +parallel, parallax. Met him pike hoses she called it till I told her +about the transmigration. O rocks! + +Mr Bloom smiled O rocks at two windows of the ballastoffice. She's right +after all. Only big words for ordinary things on account of the sound. +She's not exactly witty. Can be rude too. Blurt out what I was thinking. +Still, I don't know. She used to say Ben Dollard had a base barreltone +voice. He has legs like barrels and you'd think he was singing into a +barrel. Now, isn't that wit. They used to call him big Ben. Not half as +witty as calling him base barreltone. Appetite like an albatross. Get +outside of a baron of beef. Powerful man he was at stowing away number +one Bass. Barrel of Bass. See? It all works out. + +A procession of whitesmocked sandwichmen marched slowly towards him +along the gutter, scarlet sashes across their boards. Bargains. Like +that priest they are this morning: we have sinned: we have suffered. He +read the scarlet letters on their five tall white hats: H. E. L. Y. S. +Wisdom Hely's. Y lagging behind drew a chunk of bread from under his +foreboard, crammed it into his mouth and munched as he walked. Our +staple food. Three bob a day, walking along the gutters, street after +street. Just keep skin and bone together, bread and skilly. They are +not Boyl: no, M Glade's men. Doesn't bring in any business either. +I suggested to him about a transparent showcart with two smart girls +sitting inside writing letters, copybooks, envelopes, blottingpaper. I +bet that would have caught on. Smart girls writing something catch the +eye at once. Everyone dying to know what she's writing. Get twenty of +them round you if you stare at nothing. Have a finger in the pie. Women +too. Curiosity. Pillar of salt. Wouldn't have it of course because he +didn't think of it himself first. Or the inkbottle I suggested with a +false stain of black celluloid. His ideas for ads like Plumtree's potted +under the obituaries, cold meat department. You can't lick 'em. What? +Our envelopes. Hello, Jones, where are you going? Can't stop, Robinson, +I am hastening to purchase the only reliable inkeraser _Kansell,_ sold +by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street. Well out of that ruck I am. Devil of a +job it was collecting accounts of those convents. Tranquilla convent. +That was a nice nun there, really sweet face. Wimple suited her small +head. Sister? Sister? I am sure she was crossed in love by her eyes. +Very hard to bargain with that sort of a woman. I disturbed her at her +devotions that morning. But glad to communicate with the outside world. +Our great day, she said. Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel. Sweet name +too: caramel. She knew I, I think she knew by the way she. If she had +married she would have changed. I suppose they really were short of +money. Fried everything in the best butter all the same. No lard for +them. My heart's broke eating dripping. They like buttering themselves +in and out. Molly tasting it, her veil up. Sister? Pat Claffey, the +pawnbroker's daughter. It was a nun they say invented barbed wire. + +He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Rover +cycleshop. Those races are on today. How long ago is that? Year Phil +Gilligan died. We were in Lombard street west. Wait: was in Thom's. +Got the job in Wisdom Hely's year we married. Six years. Ten years ago: +ninetyfour he died yes that's right the big fire at Arnott's. Val Dillon +was lord mayor. The Glencree dinner. Alderman Robert O'Reilly emptying +the port into his soup before the flag fell. Bobbob lapping it for the +inner alderman. Couldn't hear what the band played. For what we have +already received may the Lord make us. Milly was a kiddy then. Molly +had that elephantgrey dress with the braided frogs. Mantailored with +selfcovered buttons. She didn't like it because I sprained my ankle +first day she wore choir picnic at the Sugarloaf. As if that. Old +Goodwin's tall hat done up with some sticky stuff. Flies' picnic +too. Never put a dress on her back like it. Fitted her like a glove, +shoulders and hips. Just beginning to plump it out well. Rabbitpie we +had that day. People looking after her. + +Happy. Happier then. Snug little room that was with the red wallpaper. +Dockrell's, one and ninepence a dozen. Milly's tubbing night. American +soap I bought: elderflower. Cosy smell of her bathwater. Funny she +looked soaped all over. Shapely too. Now photography. Poor papa's +daguerreotype atelier he told me of. Hereditary taste. + +He walked along the curbstone. + +Stream of life. What was the name of that priestylooking chap was always +squinting in when he passed? Weak eyes, woman. Stopped in Citron's saint +Kevin's parade. Pen something. Pendennis? My memory is getting. Pen +...? Of course it's years ago. Noise of the trams probably. Well, if he +couldn't remember the dayfather's name that he sees every day. + +Bartell d'Arcy was the tenor, just coming out then. Seeing her home +after practice. Conceited fellow with his waxedup moustache. Gave her +that song _Winds that blow from the south_. + +Windy night that was I went to fetch her there was that lodge meeting on +about those lottery tickets after Goodwin's concert in the supperroom or +oakroom of the Mansion house. He and I behind. Sheet of her music blew +out of my hand against the High school railings. Lucky it didn't. +Thing like that spoils the effect of a night for her. Professor Goodwin +linking her in front. Shaky on his pins, poor old sot. His farewell +concerts. Positively last appearance on any stage. May be for months and +may be for never. Remember her laughing at the wind, her blizzard collar +up. Corner of Harcourt road remember that gust. Brrfoo! Blew up all her +skirts and her boa nearly smothered old Goodwin. She did get flushed +in the wind. Remember when we got home raking up the fire and frying up +those pieces of lap of mutton for her supper with the Chutney sauce she +liked. And the mulled rum. Could see her in the bedroom from the hearth +unclamping the busk of her stays: white. + +Swish and soft flop her stays made on the bed. Always warm from her. +Always liked to let her self out. Sitting there after till near two +taking out her hairpins. Milly tucked up in beddyhouse. Happy. Happy. +That was the night... + +--O, Mr Bloom, how do you do? + +--O, how do you do, Mrs Breen? + +--No use complaining. How is Molly those times? Haven't seen her for +ages. + +--In the pink, Mr Bloom said gaily. Milly has a position down in +Mullingar, you know. + +--Go away! Isn't that grand for her? + +--Yes. In a photographer's there. Getting on like a house on fire. How +are all your charges? + +--All on the baker's list, Mrs Breen said. + +How many has she? No other in sight. + +--You're in black, I see. You have no... + +--No, Mr Bloom said. I have just come from a funeral. + +Going to crop up all day, I foresee. Who's dead, when and what did he +die of? Turn up like a bad penny. + +--O, dear me, Mrs Breen said. I hope it wasn't any near relation. + +May as well get her sympathy. + +--Dignam, Mr Bloom said. An old friend of mine. He died quite suddenly, +poor fellow. Heart trouble, I believe. Funeral was this morning. + +_Your funeral's tomorrow While you're coming through the rye. +Diddlediddle dumdum Diddlediddle..._ + +--Sad to lose the old friends, Mrs Breen's womaneyes said melancholily. + +Now that's quite enough about that. Just: quietly: husband. + +--And your lord and master? + +Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes. Hasn't lost them anyhow. + +--O, don't be talking! she said. He's a caution to rattlesnakes. He's +in there now with his lawbooks finding out the law of libel. He has me +heartscalded. Wait till I show you. + +Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured +out from Harrison's. The heavy noonreek tickled the top of Mr Bloom's +gullet. Want to make good pastry, butter, best flour, Demerara sugar, +or they'd taste it with the hot tea. Or is it from her? A barefoot +arab stood over the grating, breathing in the fumes. Deaden the gnaw of +hunger that way. Pleasure or pain is it? Penny dinner. Knife and fork +chained to the table. + +Opening her handbag, chipped leather. Hatpin: ought to have a guard on +those things. Stick it in a chap's eye in the tram. Rummaging. Open. +Money. Please take one. Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain. +Husband barging. Where's the ten shillings I gave you on Monday? Are +you feeding your little brother's family? Soiled handkerchief: +medicinebottle. Pastille that was fell. What is she?... + +--There must be a new moon out, she said. He's always bad then. Do you +know what he did last night? + +Her hand ceased to rummage. Her eyes fixed themselves on him, wide in +alarm, yet smiling. + +--What? Mr Bloom asked. + +Let her speak. Look straight in her eyes. I believe you. Trust me. + +--Woke me up in the night, she said. Dream he had, a nightmare. + +Indiges. + +--Said the ace of spades was walking up the stairs. + +--The ace of spades! Mr Bloom said. + +She took a folded postcard from her handbag. + +--Read that, she said. He got it this morning. + +--What is it? Mr Bloom asked, taking the card. U.P.? + +--U.P.: up, she said. Someone taking a rise out of him. It's a great +shame for them whoever he is. + +--Indeed it is, Mr Bloom said. + +She took back the card, sighing. + +--And now he's going round to Mr Menton's office. He's going to take an +action for ten thousand pounds, he says. + +She folded the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch. + +Same blue serge dress she had two years ago, the nap bleaching. Seen its +best days. Wispish hair over her ears. And that dowdy toque: three old +grapes to take the harm out of it. Shabby genteel. She used to be a +tasty dresser. Lines round her mouth. Only a year or so older than +Molly. + +See the eye that woman gave her, passing. Cruel. The unfair sex. + +He looked still at her, holding back behind his look his discontent. +Pungent mockturtle oxtail mulligatawny. I'm hungry too. Flakes of pastry +on the gusset of her dress: daub of sugary flour stuck to her cheek. +Rhubarb tart with liberal fillings, rich fruit interior. Josie Powell +that was. In Luke Doyle's long ago. Dolphin's Barn, the charades. U.P.: +up. + +Change the subject. + +--Do you ever see anything of Mrs Beaufoy? Mr Bloom asked. + +--Mina Purefoy? she said. + +Philip Beaufoy I was thinking. Playgoers' Club. Matcham often thinks of +the masterstroke. Did I pull the chain? Yes. The last act. + +--Yes. + +--I just called to ask on the way in is she over it. She's in the +lying-in hospital in Holles street. Dr Horne got her in. She's three +days bad now. + +--O, Mr Bloom said. I'm sorry to hear that. + +--Yes, Mrs Breen said. And a houseful of kids at home. It's a very stiff +birth, the nurse told me. + +---O, Mr Bloom said. + +His heavy pitying gaze absorbed her news. His tongue clacked in +compassion. Dth! Dth! + +--I'm sorry to hear that, he said. Poor thing! Three days! That's +terrible for her. + +Mrs Breen nodded. + +--She was taken bad on the Tuesday... + +Mr Bloom touched her funnybone gently, warning her: + +--Mind! Let this man pass. + +A bony form strode along the curbstone from the river staring with a +rapt gaze into the sunlight through a heavystringed glass. Tight as a +skullpiece a tiny hat gripped his head. From his arm a folded dustcoat, +a stick and an umbrella dangled to his stride. + +--Watch him, Mr Bloom said. He always walks outside the lampposts. +Watch! + +--Who is he if it's a fair question? Mrs Breen asked. Is he dotty? + +--His name is Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, Mr +Bloom said smiling. Watch! + +--He has enough of them, she said. Denis will be like that one of these +days. + +She broke off suddenly. + +--There he is, she said. I must go after him. Goodbye. Remember me to +Molly, won't you? + +--I will, Mr Bloom said. + +He watched her dodge through passers towards the shopfronts. Denis Breen +in skimpy frockcoat and blue canvas shoes shuffled out of Harrison's +hugging two heavy tomes to his ribs. Blown in from the bay. Like old +times. He suffered her to overtake him without surprise and thrust +his dull grey beard towards her, his loose jaw wagging as he spoke +earnestly. + +Meshuggah. Off his chump. + +Mr Bloom walked on again easily, seeing ahead of him in sunlight the +tight skullpiece, the dangling stickumbrelladustcoat. Going the two +days. Watch him! Out he goes again. One way of getting on in the world. +And that other old mosey lunatic in those duds. Hard time she must have +with him. + +U.P.: up. I'll take my oath that's Alf Bergan or Richie Goulding. Wrote +it for a lark in the Scotch house I bet anything. Round to Menton's +office. His oyster eyes staring at the postcard. Be a feast for the +gods. + +He passed the _Irish Times_. There might be other answers Iying there. +Like to answer them all. Good system for criminals. Code. At their lunch +now. Clerk with the glasses there doesn't know me. O, leave them there +to simmer. Enough bother wading through fortyfour of them. Wanted, smart +lady typist to aid gentleman in literary work. I called you naughty +darling because I do not like that other world. Please tell me what is +the meaning. Please tell me what perfume does your wife. Tell me who +made the world. The way they spring those questions on you. And the +other one Lizzie Twigg. My literary efforts have had the good fortune to +meet with the approval of the eminent poet A. E. (Mr Geo. Russell). No +time to do her hair drinking sloppy tea with a book of poetry. + +Best paper by long chalks for a small ad. Got the provinces now. Cook +and general, exc. cuisine, housemaid kept. Wanted live man for spirit +counter. Resp. girl (R.C.) wishes to hear of post in fruit or pork shop. +James Carlisle made that. Six and a half per cent dividend. Made a big +deal on Coates's shares. Ca' canny. Cunning old Scotch hunks. All the +toady news. Our gracious and popular vicereine. Bought the _Irish Field_ +now. Lady Mountcashel has quite recovered after her confinement and +rode out with the Ward Union staghounds at the enlargement yesterday +at Rathoath. Uneatable fox. Pothunters too. Fear injects juices make +it tender enough for them. Riding astride. Sit her horse like a man. +Weightcarrying huntress. No sidesaddle or pillion for her, not for Joe. +First to the meet and in at the death. Strong as a brood mare some of +those horsey women. Swagger around livery stables. Toss off a glass +of brandy neat while you'd say knife. That one at the Grosvenor this +morning. Up with her on the car: wishswish. Stonewall or fivebarred gate +put her mount to it. Think that pugnosed driver did it out of spite. Who +is this she was like? O yes! Mrs Miriam Dandrade that sold me her old +wraps and black underclothes in the Shelbourne hotel. Divorced Spanish +American. Didn't take a feather out of her my handling them. As if I was +her clotheshorse. Saw her in the viceregal party when Stubbs the park +ranger got me in with Whelan of the _Express._ Scavenging what the +quality left. High tea. Mayonnaise I poured on the plums thinking it was +custard. Her ears ought to have tingled for a few weeks after. Want to +be a bull for her. Born courtesan. No nursery work for her, thanks. + +Poor Mrs Purefoy! Methodist husband. Method in his madness. Saffron bun +and milk and soda lunch in the educational dairy. Y. M. C. A. Eating +with a stopwatch, thirtytwo chews to the minute. And still his +muttonchop whiskers grew. Supposed to be well connected. Theodore's +cousin in Dublin Castle. One tony relative in every family. Hardy +annuals he presents her with. Saw him out at the Three Jolly Topers +marching along bareheaded and his eldest boy carrying one in a +marketnet. The squallers. Poor thing! Then having to give the breast +year after year all hours of the night. Selfish those t.t's are. Dog in +the manger. Only one lump of sugar in my tea, if you please. + +He stood at Fleet street crossing. Luncheon interval. A sixpenny at +Rowe's? Must look up that ad in the national library. An eightpenny in +the Burton. Better. On my way. + +He walked on past Bolton's Westmoreland house. Tea. Tea. Tea. I forgot +to tap Tom Kernan. + +Sss. Dth, dth, dth! Three days imagine groaning on a bed with a +vinegared handkerchief round her forehead, her belly swollen out. Phew! +Dreadful simply! Child's head too big: forceps. Doubled up inside her +trying to butt its way out blindly, groping for the way out. Kill me +that would. Lucky Molly got over hers lightly. They ought to invent +something to stop that. Life with hard labour. Twilight sleep idea: +queen Victoria was given that. Nine she had. A good layer. Old +woman that lived in a shoe she had so many children. Suppose he was +consumptive. Time someone thought about it instead of gassing about the +what was it the pensive bosom of the silver effulgence. Flapdoodle to +feed fools on. They could easily have big establishments whole thing +quite painless out of all the taxes give every child born five quid at +compound interest up to twentyone five per cent is a hundred shillings +and five tiresome pounds multiply by twenty decimal system encourage +people to put by money save hundred and ten and a bit twentyone years +want to work it out on paper come to a tidy sum more than you think. + +Not stillborn of course. They are not even registered. Trouble for +nothing. + +Funny sight two of them together, their bellies out. Molly and Mrs +Moisel. Mothers' meeting. Phthisis retires for the time being, then +returns. How flat they look all of a sudden after. Peaceful eyes. Weight +off their mind. Old Mrs Thornton was a jolly old soul. All my babies, +she said. The spoon of pap in her mouth before she fed them. O, that's +nyumnyum. Got her hand crushed by old Tom Wall's son. His first bow to +the public. Head like a prize pumpkin. Snuffy Dr Murren. People knocking +them up at all hours. For God' sake, doctor. Wife in her throes. Then +keep them waiting months for their fee. To attendance on your wife. No +gratitude in people. Humane doctors, most of them. + +Before the huge high door of the Irish house of parliament a flock of +pigeons flew. Their little frolic after meals. Who will we do it on? I +pick the fellow in black. Here goes. Here's good luck. Must be thrilling +from the air. Apjohn, myself and Owen Goldberg up in the trees near +Goose green playing the monkeys. Mackerel they called me. + +A squad of constables debouched from College street, marching in Indian +file. Goosestep. Foodheated faces, sweating helmets, patting their +truncheons. After their feed with a good load of fat soup under their +belts. Policeman's lot is oft a happy one. They split up in groups and +scattered, saluting, towards their beats. Let out to graze. Best moment +to attack one in pudding time. A punch in his dinner. A squad of others, +marching irregularly, rounded Trinity railings making for the station. +Bound for their troughs. Prepare to receive cavalry. Prepare to receive +soup. + +He crossed under Tommy Moore's roguish finger. They did right to put him +up over a urinal: meeting of the waters. Ought to be places for women. +Running into cakeshops. Settle my hat straight. _There is not in this +wide world a vallee_. Great song of Julia Morkan's. Kept her voice up to +the very last. Pupil of Michael Balfe's, wasn't she? + +He gazed after the last broad tunic. Nasty customers to tackle. Jack +Power could a tale unfold: father a G man. If a fellow gave them trouble +being lagged they let him have it hot and heavy in the bridewell. +Can't blame them after all with the job they have especially the young +hornies. That horsepoliceman the day Joe Chamberlain was given his +degree in Trinity he got a run for his money. My word he did! His +horse's hoofs clattering after us down Abbey street. Lucky I had the +presence of mind to dive into Manning's or I was souped. He did come a +wallop, by George. Must have cracked his skull on the cobblestones. I +oughtn't to have got myself swept along with those medicals. And the +Trinity jibs in their mortarboards. Looking for trouble. Still I got to +know that young Dixon who dressed that sting for me in the Mater and now +he's in Holles street where Mrs Purefoy. Wheels within wheels. Police +whistle in my ears still. All skedaddled. Why he fixed on me. Give me in +charge. Right here it began. + +--Up the Boers! + +--Three cheers for De Wet! + +--We'll hang Joe Chamberlain on a sourapple tree. + +Silly billies: mob of young cubs yelling their guts out. Vinegar hill. +The Butter exchange band. Few years' time half of them magistrates and +civil servants. War comes on: into the army helterskelter: same fellows +used to. Whether on the scaffold high. + +Never know who you're talking to. Corny Kelleher he has Harvey Duff in +his eye. Like that Peter or Denis or James Carey that blew the gaff on +the invincibles. Member of the corporation too. Egging raw youths on to +get in the know all the time drawing secret service pay from the castle. +Drop him like a hot potato. Why those plainclothes men are always +courting slaveys. Easily twig a man used to uniform. Squarepushing up +against a backdoor. Maul her a bit. Then the next thing on the menu. And +who is the gentleman does be visiting there? Was the young master saying +anything? Peeping Tom through the keyhole. Decoy duck. Hotblooded young +student fooling round her fat arms ironing. + +--Are those yours, Mary? + +--I don't wear such things... Stop or I'll tell the missus on you. Out +half the night. + +--There are great times coming, Mary. Wait till you see. + +--Ah, gelong with your great times coming. + +Barmaids too. Tobaccoshopgirls. + +James Stephens' idea was the best. He knew them. Circles of ten so that +a fellow couldn't round on more than his own ring. Sinn Fein. Back out +you get the knife. Hidden hand. Stay in. The firing squad. Turnkey's +daughter got him out of Richmond, off from Lusk. Putting up in the +Buckingham Palace hotel under their very noses. Garibaldi. + +You must have a certain fascination: Parnell. Arthur Griffith is a +squareheaded fellow but he has no go in him for the mob. Or gas about +our lovely land. Gammon and spinach. Dublin Bakery Company's tearoom. +Debating societies. That republicanism is the best form of government. +That the language question should take precedence of the economic +question. Have your daughters inveigling them to your house. Stuff them +up with meat and drink. Michaelmas goose. Here's a good lump of thyme +seasoning under the apron for you. Have another quart of goosegrease +before it gets too cold. Halffed enthusiasts. Penny roll and a walk with +the band. No grace for the carver. The thought that the other chap pays +best sauce in the world. Make themselves thoroughly at home. Show us +over those apricots, meaning peaches. The not far distant day. Homerule +sun rising up in the northwest. + +His smile faded as he walked, a heavy cloud hiding the sun slowly, +shadowing Trinity's surly front. Trams passed one another, ingoing, +outgoing, clanging. Useless words. Things go on same, day after day: +squads of police marching out, back: trams in, out. Those two loonies +mooching about. Dignam carted off. Mina Purefoy swollen belly on a +bed groaning to have a child tugged out of her. One born every second +somewhere. Other dying every second. Since I fed the birds five minutes. +Three hundred kicked the bucket. Other three hundred born, washing the +blood off, all are washed in the blood of the lamb, bawling maaaaaa. + +Cityful passing away, other cityful coming, passing away too: other +coming on, passing on. Houses, lines of houses, streets, miles of +pavements, piledup bricks, stones. Changing hands. This owner, that. +Landlord never dies they say. Other steps into his shoes when he gets +his notice to quit. They buy the place up with gold and still they have +all the gold. Swindle in it somewhere. Piled up in cities, worn away age +after age. Pyramids in sand. Built on bread and onions. Slaves Chinese +wall. Babylon. Big stones left. Round towers. Rest rubble, sprawling +suburbs, jerrybuilt. Kerwan's mushroom houses built of breeze. Shelter, +for the night. + +No-one is anything. + +This is the very worst hour of the day. Vitality. Dull, gloomy: hate +this hour. Feel as if I had been eaten and spewed. + +Provost's house. The reverend Dr Salmon: tinned salmon. Well tinned in +there. Like a mortuary chapel. Wouldn't live in it if they paid me. Hope +they have liver and bacon today. Nature abhors a vacuum. + +The sun freed itself slowly and lit glints of light among the silverware +opposite in Walter Sexton's window by which John Howard Parnell passed, +unseeing. + +There he is: the brother. Image of him. Haunting face. Now that's a +coincidence. Course hundreds of times you think of a person and don't +meet him. Like a man walking in his sleep. No-one knows him. Must be a +corporation meeting today. They say he never put on the city marshal's +uniform since he got the job. Charley Kavanagh used to come out on +his high horse, cocked hat, puffed, powdered and shaved. Look at the +woebegone walk of him. Eaten a bad egg. Poached eyes on ghost. I have a +pain. Great man's brother: his brother's brother. He'd look nice on the +city charger. Drop into the D.B.C. probably for his coffee, play chess +there. His brother used men as pawns. Let them all go to pot. Afraid to +pass a remark on him. Freeze them up with that eye of his. That's the +fascination: the name. All a bit touched. Mad Fanny and his other sister +Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness. Bolt upright lik +surgeon M'Ardle. Still David Sheehy beat him for south Meath. Apply +for the Chiltern Hundreds and retire into public life. The patriot's +banquet. Eating orangepeels in the park. Simon Dedalus said when they +put him in parliament that Parnell would come back from the grave and +lead him out of the house of commons by the arm. + +--Of the twoheaded octopus, one of whose heads is the head upon which +the ends of the world have forgotten to come while the other speaks with +a Scotch accent. The tentacles... + +They passed from behind Mr Bloom along the curbstone. Beard and bicycle. +Young woman. + +And there he is too. Now that's really a coincidence: second time. +Coming events cast their shadows before. With the approval of the +eminent poet, Mr Geo. Russell. That might be Lizzie Twigg with him. A. +E.: what does that mean? Initials perhaps. Albert Edward, Arthur Edmund, +Alphonsus Eb Ed El Esquire. What was he saying? The ends of the world +with a Scotch accent. Tentacles: octopus. Something occult: symbolism. +Holding forth. She's taking it all in. Not saying a word. To aid +gentleman in literary work. + +His eyes followed the high figure in homespun, beard and bicycle, +a listening woman at his side. Coming from the vegetarian. Only +weggebobbles and fruit. Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of +that cow will pursue you through all eternity. They say it's healthier. +Windandwatery though. Tried it. Keep you on the run all day. Bad as +a bloater. Dreams all night. Why do they call that thing they gave me +nutsteak? Nutarians. Fruitarians. To give you the idea you are eating +rumpsteak. Absurd. Salty too. They cook in soda. Keep you sitting by the +tap all night. + +Her stockings are loose over her ankles. I detest that: so tasteless. +Those literary etherial people they are all. Dreamy, cloudy, +symbolistic. Esthetes they are. I wouldn't be surprised if it was that +kind of food you see produces the like waves of the brain the poetical. +For example one of those policemen sweating Irish stew into their shirts +you couldn't squeeze a line of poetry out of him. Don't know what poetry +is even. Must be in a certain mood. + + _The dreamy cloudy gull + Waves o'er the waters dull._ + +He crossed at Nassau street corner and stood before the window of Yeates +and Son, pricing the fieldglasses. Or will I drop into old Harris's and +have a chat with young Sinclair? Wellmannered fellow. Probably at his +lunch. Must get those old glasses of mine set right. Goerz lenses six +guineas. Germans making their way everywhere. Sell on easy terms to +capture trade. Undercutting. Might chance on a pair in the railway lost +property office. Astonishing the things people leave behind them in +trains and cloakrooms. What do they be thinking about? Women too. +Incredible. Last year travelling to Ennis had to pick up that farmer's +daughter's ba and hand it to her at Limerick junction. Unclaimed money +too. There's a little watch up there on the roof of the bank to test +those glasses by. + + +His lids came down on the lower rims of his irides. Can't see it. If you +imagine it's there you can almost see it. Can't see it. + +He faced about and, standing between the awnings, held out his right +hand at arm's length towards the sun. Wanted to try that often. Yes: +completely. The tip of his little finger blotted out the sun's disk. +Must be the focus where the rays cross. If I had black glasses. +Interesting. There was a lot of talk about those sunspots when we +were in Lombard street west. Looking up from the back garden. Terrific +explosions they are. There will be a total eclipse this year: autumn +some time. + +Now that I come to think of it that ball falls at Greenwich time. It's +the clock is worked by an electric wire from Dunsink. Must go out there +some first Saturday of the month. If I could get an introduction to +professor Joly or learn up something about his family. That would do to: +man always feels complimented. Flattery where least expected. Nobleman +proud to be descended from some king's mistress. His foremother. Lay it +on with a trowel. Cap in hand goes through the land. Not go in and blurt +out what you know you're not to: what's parallax? Show this gentleman +the door. + +Ah. + +His hand fell to his side again. + +Never know anything about it. Waste of time. Gasballs spinning about, +crossing each other, passing. Same old dingdong always. Gas: then solid: +then world: then cold: then dead shell drifting around, frozen rock, +like that pineapple rock. The moon. Must be a new moon out, she said. I +believe there is. + +He went on by la maison Claire. + +Wait. The full moon was the night we were Sunday fortnight exactly there +is a new moon. Walking down by the Tolka. Not bad for a Fairview moon. +She was humming. The young May moon she's beaming, love. He other side +of her. Elbow, arm. He. Glowworm's la-amp is gleaming, love. Touch. +Fingers. Asking. Answer. Yes. + +Stop. Stop. If it was it was. Must. + +Mr Bloom, quickbreathing, slowlier walking passed Adam court. + +With a keep quiet relief his eyes took note this is the street here +middle of the day of Bob Doran's bottle shoulders. On his annual bend, +M Coy said. They drink in order to say or do something or _cherchez la +femme_. Up in the Coombe with chummies and streetwalkers and then the +rest of the year sober as a judge. + +Yes. Thought so. Sloping into the Empire. Gone. Plain soda would do him +good. Where Pat Kinsella had his Harp theatre before Whitbred ran the +Queen's. Broth of a boy. Dion Boucicault business with his harvestmoon +face in a poky bonnet. Three Purty Maids from School. How time flies, +eh? Showing long red pantaloons under his skirts. Drinkers, drinking, +laughed spluttering, their drink against their breath. More power, Pat. +Coarse red: fun for drunkards: guffaw and smoke. Take off that white +hat. His parboiled eyes. Where is he now? Beggar somewhere. The harp +that once did starve us all. + +I was happier then. Or was that I? Or am I now I? Twentyeight I was. She +twentythree. When we left Lombard street west something changed. Could +never like it again after Rudy. Can't bring back time. Like holding +water in your hand. Would you go back to then? Just beginning then. +Would you? Are you not happy in your home you poor little naughty boy? +Wants to sew on buttons for me. I must answer. Write it in the library. + +Grafton street gay with housed awnings lured his senses. Muslin prints, +silkdames and dowagers, jingle of harnesses, hoofthuds lowringing in the +baking causeway. Thick feet that woman has in the white stockings. Hope +the rain mucks them up on her. Countrybred chawbacon. All the beef to +the heels were in. Always gives a woman clumsy feet. Molly looks out of +plumb. + +He passed, dallying, the windows of Brown Thomas, silk mercers. Cascades +of ribbons. Flimsy China silks. A tilted urn poured from its mouth a +flood of bloodhued poplin: lustrous blood. The huguenots brought that +here. _La causa è santa_! Tara tara. Great chorus that. Taree tara. Must +be washed in rainwater. Meyerbeer. Tara: bom bom bom. + +Pincushions. I'm a long time threatening to buy one. Sticking them all +over the place. Needles in window curtains. + +He bared slightly his left forearm. Scrape: nearly gone. Not today +anyhow. Must go back for that lotion. For her birthday perhaps. +Junejulyaugseptember eighth. Nearly three months off. Then she mightn't +like it. Women won't pick up pins. Say it cuts lo. + +Gleaming silks, petticoats on slim brass rails, rays of flat silk +stockings. + +Useless to go back. Had to be. Tell me all. + +High voices. Sunwarm silk. Jingling harnesses. All for a woman, home and +houses, silkwebs, silver, rich fruits spicy from Jaffa. Agendath Netaim. +Wealth of the world. + +A warm human plumpness settled down on his brain. His brain yielded. +Perfume of embraces all him assailed. With hungered flesh obscurely, he +mutely craved to adore. + +Duke street. Here we are. Must eat. The Burton. Feel better then. + +He turned Combridge's corner, still pursued. Jingling, hoofthuds. +Perfumed bodies, warm, full. All kissed, yielded: in deep summer fields, +tangled pressed grass, in trickling hallways of tenements, along sofas, +creaking beds. + +--Jack, love! + +--Darling! + +--Kiss me, Reggy! + +--My boy! + +--Love! + +His heart astir he pushed in the door of the Burton restaurant. Stink +gripped his trembling breath: pungent meatjuice, slush of greens. See +the animals feed. + +Men, men, men. + +Perched on high stools by the bar, hats shoved back, at the tables +calling for more bread no charge, swilling, wolfing gobfuls of sloppy +food, their eyes bulging, wiping wetted moustaches. A pallid suetfaced +young man polished his tumbler knife fork and spoon with his napkin. New +set of microbes. A man with an infant's saucestained napkin tucked round +him shovelled gurgling soup down his gullet. A man spitting back on his +plate: halfmasticated gristle: gums: no teeth to chewchewchew it. Chump +chop from the grill. Bolting to get it over. Sad booser's eyes. Bitten +off more than he can chew. Am I like that? See ourselves as others see +us. Hungry man is an angry man. Working tooth and jaw. Don't! O! A bone! +That last pagan king of Ireland Cormac in the schoolpoem choked himself +at Sletty southward of the Boyne. Wonder what he was eating. Something +galoptious. Saint Patrick converted him to Christianity. Couldn't +swallow it all however. + +--Roast beef and cabbage. + +--One stew. + +Smells of men. His gorge rose. Spaton sawdust, sweetish warmish +cigarette smoke, reek of plug, spilt beer, men's beery piss, the stale +of ferment. + +Couldn't eat a morsel here. Fellow sharpening knife and fork to eat all +before him, old chap picking his tootles. Slight spasm, full, chewing +the cud. Before and after. Grace after meals. Look on this picture then +on that. Scoffing up stewgravy with sopping sippets of bread. Lick it +off the plate, man! Get out of this. + +He gazed round the stooled and tabled eaters, tightening the wings of +his nose. + +--Two stouts here. + +--One corned and cabbage. + +That fellow ramming a knifeful of cabbage down as if his life depended +on it. Good stroke. Give me the fidgets to look. Safer to eat from his +three hands. Tear it limb from limb. Second nature to him. Born with a +silver knife in his mouth. That's witty, I think. Or no. Silver means +born rich. Born with a knife. But then the allusion is lost. + +An illgirt server gathered sticky clattering plates. Rock, the head +bailiff, standing at the bar blew the foamy crown from his tankard. Well +up: it splashed yellow near his boot. A diner, knife and fork upright, +elbows on table, ready for a second helping stared towards the foodlift +across his stained square of newspaper. Other chap telling him something +with his mouth full. Sympathetic listener. Table talk. I munched hum un +thu Unchster Bunk un Munchday. Ha? Did you, faith? + +Mr Bloom raised two fingers doubtfully to his lips. His eyes said: + +--Not here. Don't see him. + +Out. I hate dirty eaters. + +He backed towards the door. Get a light snack in Davy Byrne's. Stopgap. +Keep me going. Had a good breakfast. + +--Roast and mashed here. + +--Pint of stout. + +Every fellow for his own, tooth and nail. Gulp. Grub. Gulp. Gobstuff. + +He came out into clearer air and turned back towards Grafton street. Eat +or be eaten. Kill! Kill! + +Suppose that communal kitchen years to come perhaps. All trotting down +with porringers and tommycans to be filled. Devour contents in the +street. John Howard Parnell example the provost of Trinity every +mother's son don't talk of your provosts and provost of Trinity women +and children cabmen priests parsons fieldmarshals archbishops. From +Ailesbury road, Clyde road, artisans' dwellings, north Dublin union, +lord mayor in his gingerbread coach, old queen in a bathchair. My +plate's empty. After you with our incorporated drinkingcup. Like sir +Philip Crampton's fountain. Rub off the microbes with your handkerchief. +Next chap rubs on a new batch with his. Father O'Flynn would make +hares of them all. Have rows all the same. All for number one. Children +fighting for the scrapings of the pot. Want a souppot as big as the +Phoenix park. Harpooning flitches and hindquarters out of it. Hate +people all round you. City Arms hotel _table d'hôte_ she called it. +Soup, joint and sweet. Never know whose thoughts you're chewing. Then +who'd wash up all the plates and forks? Might be all feeding on tabloids +that time. Teeth getting worse and worse. + +After all there's a lot in that vegetarian fine flavour of things from +the earth garlic of course it stinks after Italian organgrinders crisp +of onions mushrooms truffles. Pain to the animal too. Pluck and draw +fowl. Wretched brutes there at the cattlemarket waiting for the poleaxe +to split their skulls open. Moo. Poor trembling calves. Meh. Staggering +bob. Bubble and squeak. Butchers' buckets wobbly lights. Give us that +brisket off the hook. Plup. Rawhead and bloody bones. Flayed glasseyed +sheep hung from their haunches, sheepsnouts bloodypapered snivelling +nosejam on sawdust. Top and lashers going out. Don't maul them pieces, +young one. + +Hot fresh blood they prescribe for decline. Blood always needed. +Insidious. Lick it up smokinghot, thick sugary. Famished ghosts. + +Ah, I'm hungry. + +He entered Davy Byrne's. Moral pub. He doesn't chat. Stands a drink now +and then. But in leapyear once in four. Cashed a cheque for me once. + +What will I take now? He drew his watch. Let me see now. Shandygaff? + +--Hello, Bloom, Nosey Flynn said from his nook. + +--Hello, Flynn. + +--How's things? + +--Tiptop... Let me see. I'll take a glass of burgundy and... let me +see. + +Sardines on the shelves. Almost taste them by looking. Sandwich? Ham +and his descendants musterred and bred there. Potted meats. What is home +without Plumtree's potted meat? Incomplete. What a stupid ad! Under the +obituary notices they stuck it. All up a plumtree. Dignam's potted meat. +Cannibals would with lemon and rice. White missionary too salty. Like +pickled pork. Expect the chief consumes the parts of honour. Ought to be +tough from exercise. His wives in a row to watch the effect. _There was +a right royal old nigger. Who ate or something the somethings of the +reverend Mr MacTrigger_. With it an abode of bliss. Lord knows what +concoction. Cauls mouldy tripes windpipes faked and minced up. Puzzle +find the meat. Kosher. No meat and milk together. Hygiene that was what +they call now. Yom Kippur fast spring cleaning of inside. Peace and +war depend on some fellow's digestion. Religions. Christmas turkeys and +geese. Slaughter of innocents. Eat drink and be merry. Then casual wards +full after. Heads bandaged. Cheese digests all but itself. Mity cheese. + +--Have you a cheese sandwich? + +--Yes, sir. + +Like a few olives too if they had them. Italian I prefer. Good glass of +burgundy take away that. Lubricate. A nice salad, cool as a cucumber, +Tom Kernan can dress. Puts gusto into it. Pure olive oil. Milly served +me that cutlet with a sprig of parsley. Take one Spanish onion. God made +food, the devil the cooks. Devilled crab. + +--Wife well? + +--Quite well, thanks... A cheese sandwich, then. Gorgonzola, have you? + +--Yes, sir. + +Nosey Flynn sipped his grog. + +--Doing any singing those times? + +Look at his mouth. Could whistle in his own ear. Flap ears to match. +Music. Knows as much about it as my coachman. Still better tell him. +Does no harm. Free ad. + +--She's engaged for a big tour end of this month. You may have heard +perhaps. + +--No. O, that's the style. Who's getting it up? + +The curate served. + +--How much is that? + +--Seven d., sir... Thank you, sir. + +Mr Bloom cut his sandwich into slender strips. _Mr MacTrigger_. Easier +than the dreamy creamy stuff. _His five hundred wives. Had the time of +their lives._ + +--Mustard, sir? + +--Thank you. + +He studded under each lifted strip yellow blobs. _Their lives_. I have +it. _It grew bigger and bigger and bigger_. + +--Getting it up? he said. Well, it's like a company idea, you see. Part +shares and part profits. + +--Ay, now I remember, Nosey Flynn said, putting his hand in his pocket +to scratch his groin. Who is this was telling me? Isn't Blazes Boylan +mixed up in it? + +A warm shock of air heat of mustard hanched on Mr Bloom's heart. He +raised his eyes and met the stare of a bilious clock. Two. Pub clock +five minutes fast. Time going on. Hands moving. Two. Not yet. + +His midriff yearned then upward, sank within him, yearned more longly, +longingly. + +Wine. + +He smellsipped the cordial juice and, bidding his throat strongly to +speed it, set his wineglass delicately down. + +--Yes, he said. He's the organiser in point of fact. + +No fear: no brains. + +Nosey Flynn snuffled and scratched. Flea having a good square meal. + +--He had a good slice of luck, Jack Mooney was telling me, over that +boxingmatch Myler Keogh won again that soldier in the Portobello +barracks. By God, he had the little kipper down in the county Carlow he +was telling me... + +Hope that dewdrop doesn't come down into his glass. No, snuffled it up. + +--For near a month, man, before it came off. Sucking duck eggs by God +till further orders. Keep him off the boose, see? O, by God, Blazes is a +hairy chap. + +Davy Byrne came forward from the hindbar in tuckstitched shirtsleeves, +cleaning his lips with two wipes of his napkin. Herring's blush. Whose +smile upon each feature plays with such and such replete. Too much fat +on the parsnips. + +--And here's himself and pepper on him, Nosey Flynn said. Can you give +us a good one for the Gold cup? + +--I'm off that, Mr Flynn, Davy Byrne answered. I never put anything on a +horse. + +--You're right there, Nosey Flynn said. + +Mr Bloom ate his strips of sandwich, fresh clean bread, with relish of +disgust pungent mustard, the feety savour of green cheese. Sips of his +wine soothed his palate. Not logwood that. Tastes fuller this weather +with the chill off. + +Nice quiet bar. Nice piece of wood in that counter. Nicely planed. Like +the way it curves there. + +--I wouldn't do anything at all in that line, Davy Byrne said. It ruined +many a man, the same horses. + +Vintners' sweepstake. Licensed for the sale of beer, wine and spirits +for consumption on the premises. Heads I win tails you lose. + +--True for you, Nosey Flynn said. Unless you're in the know. There's +no straight sport going now. Lenehan gets some good ones. He's giving +Sceptre today. Zinfandel's the favourite, lord Howard de Walden's, won +at Epsom. Morny Cannon is riding him. I could have got seven to one +against Saint Amant a fortnight before. + +--That so? Davy Byrne said... + +He went towards the window and, taking up the pettycash book, scanned +its pages. + +--I could, faith, Nosey Flynn said, snuffling. That was a rare bit of +horseflesh. Saint Frusquin was her sire. She won in a thunderstorm, +Rothschild's filly, with wadding in her ears. Blue jacket and yellow +cap. Bad luck to big Ben Dollard and his John O'Gaunt. He put me off it. +Ay. + +He drank resignedly from his tumbler, running his fingers down the +flutes. + +--Ay, he said, sighing. + +Mr Bloom, champing, standing, looked upon his sigh. Nosey numbskull. +Will I tell him that horse Lenehan? He knows already. Better let him +forget. Go and lose more. Fool and his money. Dewdrop coming down again. +Cold nose he'd have kissing a woman. Still they might like. Prickly +beards they like. Dogs' cold noses. Old Mrs Riordan with the rumbling +stomach's Skye terrier in the City Arms hotel. Molly fondling him in her +lap. O, the big doggybowwowsywowsy! + +Wine soaked and softened rolled pith of bread mustard a moment mawkish +cheese. Nice wine it is. Taste it better because I'm not thirsty. Bath +of course does that. Just a bite or two. Then about six o'clock I can. +Six. Six. Time will be gone then. She... + +Mild fire of wine kindled his veins. I wanted that badly. Felt so +off colour. His eyes unhungrily saw shelves of tins: sardines, gaudy +lobsters' claws. All the odd things people pick up for food. Out of +shells, periwinkles with a pin, off trees, snails out of the ground the +French eat, out of the sea with bait on a hook. Silly fish learn nothing +in a thousand years. If you didn't know risky putting anything into your +mouth. Poisonous berries. Johnny Magories. Roundness you think good. +Gaudy colour warns you off. One fellow told another and so on. Try it +on the dog first. Led on by the smell or the look. Tempting fruit. +Ice cones. Cream. Instinct. Orangegroves for instance. Need artificial +irrigation. Bleibtreustrasse. Yes but what about oysters. Unsightly like +a clot of phlegm. Filthy shells. Devil to open them too. Who found them +out? Garbage, sewage they feed on. Fizz and Red bank oysters. Effect +on the sexual. Aphrodis. He was in the Red Bank this morning. Was he +oysters old fish at table perhaps he young flesh in bed no June has +no ar no oysters. But there are people like things high. Tainted game. +Jugged hare. First catch your hare. Chinese eating eggs fifty years old, +blue and green again. Dinner of thirty courses. Each dish harmless might +mix inside. Idea for a poison mystery. That archduke Leopold was it no +yes or was it Otto one of those Habsburgs? Or who was it used to eat the +scruff off his own head? Cheapest lunch in town. Of course aristocrats, +then the others copy to be in the fashion. Milly too rock oil and flour. +Raw pastry I like myself. Half the catch of oysters they throw back in +the sea to keep up the price. Cheap no-one would buy. Caviare. Do the +grand. Hock in green glasses. Swell blowout. Lady this. Powdered bosom +pearls. The _élite. Crème de la crème_. They want special dishes to +pretend they're. Hermit with a platter of pulse keep down the stings +of the flesh. Know me come eat with me. Royal sturgeon high sheriff, +Coffey, the butcher, right to venisons of the forest from his ex. Send +him back the half of a cow. Spread I saw down in the Master of the +Rolls' kitchen area. Whitehatted _chef_ like a rabbi. Combustible duck. +Curly cabbage _à la duchesse de Parme_. Just as well to write it on the +bill of fare so you can know what you've eaten. Too many drugs spoil the +broth. I know it myself. Dosing it with Edwards' desiccated soup. Geese +stuffed silly for them. Lobsters boiled alive. Do ptake some ptarmigan. +Wouldn't mind being a waiter in a swell hotel. Tips, evening dress, +halfnaked ladies. May I tempt you to a little more filleted lemon sole, +miss Dubedat? Yes, do bedad. And she did bedad. Huguenot name I expect +that. A miss Dubedat lived in Killiney, I remember. _Du, de la_ French. +Still it's the same fish perhaps old Micky Hanlon of Moore street ripped +the guts out of making money hand over fist finger in fishes' gills +can't write his name on a cheque think he was painting the landscape +with his mouth twisted. Moooikill A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a kish of +brogues, worth fifty thousand pounds. + +Stuck on the pane two flies buzzed, stuck. + +Glowing wine on his palate lingered swallowed. Crushing in the winepress +grapes of Burgundy. Sun's heat it is. Seems to a secret touch telling me +memory. Touched his sense moistened remembered. Hidden under wild ferns +on Howth below us bay sleeping: sky. No sound. The sky. The bay purple +by the Lion's head. Green by Drumleck. Yellowgreen towards Sutton. +Fields of undersea, the lines faint brown in grass, buried cities. +Pillowed on my coat she had her hair, earwigs in the heather scrub +my hand under her nape, you'll toss me all. O wonder! Coolsoft with +ointments her hand touched me, caressed: her eyes upon me did not turn +away. Ravished over her I lay, full lips full open, kissed her mouth. +Yum. Softly she gave me in my mouth the seedcake warm and chewed. +Mawkish pulp her mouth had mumbled sweetsour of her spittle. Joy: I ate +it: joy. Young life, her lips that gave me pouting. Soft warm sticky +gumjelly lips. Flowers her eyes were, take me, willing eyes. Pebbles +fell. She lay still. A goat. No-one. High on Ben Howth rhododendrons a +nannygoat walking surefooted, dropping currants. Screened under ferns +she laughed warmfolded. Wildly I lay on her, kissed her: eyes, her lips, +her stretched neck beating, woman's breasts full in her blouse of nun's +veiling, fat nipples upright. Hot I tongued her. She kissed me. I was +kissed. All yielding she tossed my hair. Kissed, she kissed me. + +Me. And me now. + +Stuck, the flies buzzed. + +His downcast eyes followed the silent veining of the oaken slab. Beauty: +it curves: curves are beauty. Shapely goddesses, Venus, Juno: curves the +world admires. Can see them library museum standing in the round hall, +naked goddesses. Aids to digestion. They don't care what man looks. All +to see. Never speaking. I mean to say to fellows like Flynn. Suppose she +did Pygmalion and Galatea what would she say first? Mortal! Put you in +your proper place. Quaffing nectar at mess with gods golden dishes, all +ambrosial. Not like a tanner lunch we have, boiled mutton, carrots and +turnips, bottle of Allsop. Nectar imagine it drinking electricity: gods' +food. Lovely forms of women sculped Junonian. Immortal lovely. And we +stuffing food in one hole and out behind: food, chyle, blood, dung, +earth, food: have to feed it like stoking an engine. They have no. Never +looked. I'll look today. Keeper won't see. Bend down let something drop +see if she. + +Dribbling a quiet message from his bladder came to go to do not to +do there to do. A man and ready he drained his glass to the lees and +walked, to men too they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay with men +lovers, a youth enjoyed her, to the yard. + +When the sound of his boots had ceased Davy Byrne said from his book: + +--What is this he is? Isn't he in the insurance line? + +--He's out of that long ago, Nosey Flynn said. He does canvassing for +the _Freeman._ + +--I know him well to see, Davy Byrne said. Is he in trouble? + +--Trouble? Nosey Flynn said. Not that I heard of. Why? + +--I noticed he was in mourning. + +--Was he? Nosey Flynn said. So he was, faith. I asked him how was all at +home. You're right, by God. So he was. + +--I never broach the subject, Davy Byrne said humanely, if I see a +gentleman is in trouble that way. It only brings it up fresh in their +minds. + +--It's not the wife anyhow, Nosey Flynn said. I met him the day before +yesterday and he coming out of that Irish farm dairy John Wyse Nolan's +wife has in Henry street with a jar of cream in his hand taking it home +to his better half. She's well nourished, I tell you. Plovers on toast. + +--And is he doing for the _Freeman?_ Davy Byrne said. + +Nosey Flynn pursed his lips. + +---He doesn't buy cream on the ads he picks up. You can make bacon of +that. + +--How so? Davy Byrne asked, coming from his book. + +Nosey Flynn made swift passes in the air with juggling fingers. He +winked. + +--He's in the craft, he said. + +---Do you tell me so? Davy Byrne said. + +--Very much so, Nosey Flynn said. Ancient free and accepted order. He's +an excellent brother. Light, life and love, by God. They give him a leg +up. I was told that by a--well, I won't say who. + +--Is that a fact? + +--O, it's a fine order, Nosey Flynn said. They stick to you when you're +down. I know a fellow was trying to get into it. But they're as close as +damn it. By God they did right to keep the women out of it. + +Davy Byrne smiledyawnednodded all in one: + +--Iiiiiichaaaaaaach! + +--There was one woman, Nosey Flynn said, hid herself in a clock to find +out what they do be doing. But be damned but they smelt her out and +swore her in on the spot a master mason. That was one of the saint +Legers of Doneraile. + +Davy Byrne, sated after his yawn, said with tearwashed eyes: + +--And is that a fact? Decent quiet man he is. I often saw him in here +and I never once saw him--you know, over the line. + +--God Almighty couldn't make him drunk, Nosey Flynn said firmly. Slips +off when the fun gets too hot. Didn't you see him look at his watch? Ah, +you weren't there. If you ask him to have a drink first thing he does +he outs with the watch to see what he ought to imbibe. Declare to God he +does. + +--There are some like that, Davy Byrne said. He's a safe man, I'd say. + +--He's not too bad, Nosey Flynn said, snuffling it up. He's been known +to put his hand down too to help a fellow. Give the devil his due. O, +Bloom has his good points. But there's one thing he'll never do. + +His hand scrawled a dry pen signature beside his grog. + +--I know, Davy Byrne said. + +--Nothing in black and white, Nosey Flynn said. + +Paddy Leonard and Bantam Lyons came in. Tom Rochford followed frowning, +a plaining hand on his claret waistcoat. + +--Day, Mr Byrne. + +--Day, gentlemen. + +They paused at the counter. + +--Who's standing? Paddy Leonard asked. + +--I'm sitting anyhow, Nosey Flynn answered. + +--Well, what'll it be? Paddy Leonard asked. + +--I'll take a stone ginger, Bantam Lyons said. + +--How much? Paddy Leonard cried. Since when, for God' sake? What's +yours, Tom? + +--How is the main drainage? Nosey Flynn asked, sipping. + +For answer Tom Rochford pressed his hand to his breastbone and +hiccupped. + +--Would I trouble you for a glass of fresh water, Mr Byrne? he said. + +--Certainly, sir. + +Paddy Leonard eyed his alemates. + +--Lord love a duck, he said. Look at what I'm standing drinks to! Cold +water and gingerpop! Two fellows that would suck whisky off a sore leg. +He has some bloody horse up his sleeve for the Gold cup. A dead snip. + +--Zinfandel is it? Nosey Flynn asked. + +Tom Rochford spilt powder from a twisted paper into the water set before +him. + +--That cursed dyspepsia, he said before drinking. + +--Breadsoda is very good, Davy Byrne said. + +Tom Rochford nodded and drank. + +--Is it Zinfandel? + +--Say nothing! Bantam Lyons winked. I'm going to plunge five bob on my +own. + +--Tell us if you're worth your salt and be damned to you, Paddy Leonard +said. Who gave it to you? + +Mr Bloom on his way out raised three fingers in greeting. + +--So long! Nosey Flynn said. + +The others turned. + +--That's the man now that gave it to me, Bantam Lyons whispered. + +--Prrwht! Paddy Leonard said with scorn. Mr Byrne, sir, we'll take two +of your small Jamesons after that and a... + +--Stone ginger, Davy Byrne added civilly. + +--Ay, Paddy Leonard said. A suckingbottle for the baby. + +Mr Bloom walked towards Dawson street, his tongue brushing his teeth +smooth. Something green it would have to be: spinach, say. Then with +those Rontgen rays searchlight you could. + +At Duke lane a ravenous terrier choked up a sick knuckly cud on the +cobblestones and lapped it with new zest. Surfeit. Returned with thanks +having fully digested the contents. First sweet then savoury. Mr Bloom +coasted warily. Ruminants. His second course. Their upper jaw they move. +Wonder if Tom Rochford will do anything with that invention of his? +Wasting time explaining it to Flynn's mouth. Lean people long mouths. +Ought to be a hall or a place where inventors could go in and invent +free. Course then you'd have all the cranks pestering. + +He hummed, prolonging in solemn echo the closes of the bars: + +_Don Giovanni, a cenar teco M'invitasti._ + +Feel better. Burgundy. Good pick me up. Who distilled first? Some chap +in the blues. Dutch courage. That _Kilkenny People_ in the national +library now I must. + +Bare clean closestools waiting in the window of William Miller, plumber, +turned back his thoughts. They could: and watch it all the way down, +swallow a pin sometimes come out of the ribs years after, tour round the +body changing biliary duct spleen squirting liver gastric juice coils of +intestines like pipes. But the poor buffer would have to stand all the +time with his insides entrails on show. Science. + +--_A cenar teco._ + +What does that _teco_ mean? Tonight perhaps. + + _Don Giovanni, thou hast me invited + To come to supper tonight, + The rum the rumdum._ + +Doesn't go properly. + +Keyes: two months if I get Nannetti to. That'll be two pounds ten about +two pounds eight. Three Hynes owes me. Two eleven. Prescott's dyeworks +van over there. If I get Billy Prescott's ad: two fifteen. Five guineas +about. On the pig's back. + +Could buy one of those silk petticoats for Molly, colour of her new +garters. + +Today. Today. Not think. + +Tour the south then. What about English wateringplaces? Brighton, +Margate. Piers by moonlight. Her voice floating out. Those lovely +seaside girls. Against John Long's a drowsing loafer lounged in heavy +thought, gnawing a crusted knuckle. Handy man wants job. Small wages. +Will eat anything. + +Mr Bloom turned at Gray's confectioner's window of unbought tarts and +passed the reverend Thomas Connellan's bookstore. _Why I left the church +of Rome? Birds' Nest._ Women run him. They say they used to give pauper +children soup to change to protestants in the time of the potato blight. +Society over the way papa went to for the conversion of poor jews. Same +bait. Why we left the church of Rome. + +A blind stripling stood tapping the curbstone with his slender cane. No +tram in sight. Wants to cross. + +--Do you want to cross? Mr Bloom asked. + +The blind stripling did not answer. His wallface frowned weakly. He +moved his head uncertainly. + +--You're in Dawson street, Mr Bloom said. Molesworth street is opposite. +Do you want to cross? There's nothing in the way. + +The cane moved out trembling to the left. Mr Bloom's eye followed its +line and saw again the dyeworks' van drawn up before Drago's. Where I +saw his brillantined hair just when I was. Horse drooping. Driver in +John Long's. Slaking his drouth. + +--There's a van there, Mr Bloom said, but it's not moving. I'll see you +across. Do you want to go to Molesworth street? + +--Yes, the stripling answered. South Frederick street. + +--Come, Mr Bloom said. + +He touched the thin elbow gently: then took the limp seeing hand to +guide it forward. + +Say something to him. Better not do the condescending. They mistrust +what you tell them. Pass a common remark. + +--The rain kept off. + +No answer. + +Stains on his coat. Slobbers his food, I suppose. Tastes all different +for him. Have to be spoonfed first. Like a child's hand, his hand. Like +Milly's was. Sensitive. Sizing me up I daresay from my hand. Wonder +if he has a name. Van. Keep his cane clear of the horse's legs: tired +drudge get his doze. That's right. Clear. Behind a bull: in front of a +horse. + +--Thanks, sir. + +Knows I'm a man. Voice. + +--Right now? First turn to the left. + +The blind stripling tapped the curbstone and went on his way, drawing +his cane back, feeling again. + +Mr Bloom walked behind the eyeless feet, a flatcut suit of herringbone +tweed. Poor young fellow! How on earth did he know that van was there? +Must have felt it. See things in their forehead perhaps: kind of sense +of volume. Weight or size of it, something blacker than the dark. Wonder +would he feel it if something was removed. Feel a gap. Queer idea of +Dublin he must have, tapping his way round by the stones. Could he walk +in a beeline if he hadn't that cane? Bloodless pious face like a fellow +going in to be a priest. + +Penrose! That was that chap's name. + +Look at all the things they can learn to do. Read with their fingers. +Tune pianos. Or we are surprised they have any brains. Why we think a +deformed person or a hunchback clever if he says something we might say. +Of course the other senses are more. Embroider. Plait baskets. People +ought to help. Workbasket I could buy for Molly's birthday. Hates +sewing. Might take an objection. Dark men they call them. + +Sense of smell must be stronger too. Smells on all sides, bunched +together. Each street different smell. Each person too. Then the spring, +the summer: smells. Tastes? They say you can't taste wines with your +eyes shut or a cold in the head. Also smoke in the dark they say get no +pleasure. + +And with a woman, for instance. More shameless not seeing. That girl +passing the Stewart institution, head in the air. Look at me. I have +them all on. Must be strange not to see her. Kind of a form in his +mind's eye. The voice, temperatures: when he touches her with his +fingers must almost see the lines, the curves. His hands on her hair, +for instance. Say it was black, for instance. Good. We call it black. +Then passing over her white skin. Different feel perhaps. Feeling of +white. + +Postoffice. Must answer. Fag today. Send her a postal order two +shillings, half a crown. Accept my little present. Stationer's just here +too. Wait. Think over it. + +With a gentle finger he felt ever so slowly the hair combed back above +his ears. Again. Fibres of fine fine straw. Then gently his finger felt +the skin of his right cheek. Downy hair there too. Not smooth enough. +The belly is the smoothest. No-one about. There he goes into Frederick +street. Perhaps to Levenston's dancing academy piano. Might be settling +my braces. + +Walking by Doran's publichouse he slid his hand between his waistcoat +and trousers and, pulling aside his shirt gently, felt a slack fold of +his belly. But I know it's whitey yellow. Want to try in the dark to +see. + +He withdrew his hand and pulled his dress to. + +Poor fellow! Quite a boy. Terrible. Really terrible. What dreams would +he have, not seeing? Life a dream for him. Where is the justice being +born that way? All those women and children excursion beanfeast burned +and drowned in New York. Holocaust. Karma they call that transmigration +for sins you did in a past life the reincarnation met him pike hoses. +Dear, dear, dear. Pity, of course: but somehow you can't cotton on to +them someway. + +Sir Frederick Falkiner going into the freemasons' hall. Solemn as Troy. +After his good lunch in Earlsfort terrace. Old legal cronies cracking +a magnum. Tales of the bench and assizes and annals of the bluecoat +school. I sentenced him to ten years. I suppose he'd turn up his nose +at that stuff I drank. Vintage wine for them, the year marked on a +dusty bottle. Has his own ideas of justice in the recorder's court. +Wellmeaning old man. Police chargesheets crammed with cases get their +percentage manufacturing crime. Sends them to the rightabout. The devil +on moneylenders. Gave Reuben J. a great strawcalling. Now he's really +what they call a dirty jew. Power those judges have. Crusty old topers +in wigs. Bear with a sore paw. And may the Lord have mercy on your soul. + +Hello, placard. Mirus bazaar. His Excellency the lord lieutenant. +Sixteenth. Today it is. In aid of funds for Mercer's hospital. _The +Messiah_ was first given for that. Yes. Handel. What about going out +there: Ballsbridge. Drop in on Keyes. No use sticking to him like a +leech. Wear out my welcome. Sure to know someone on the gate. + +Mr Bloom came to Kildare street. First I must. Library. + +Straw hat in sunlight. Tan shoes. Turnedup trousers. It is. It is. + +His heart quopped softly. To the right. Museum. Goddesses. He swerved to +the right. + +Is it? Almost certain. Won't look. Wine in my face. Why did I? Too +heady. Yes, it is. The walk. Not see. Get on. + +Making for the museum gate with long windy steps he lifted his eyes. +Handsome building. Sir Thomas Deane designed. Not following me? + +Didn't see me perhaps. Light in his eyes. + +The flutter of his breath came forth in short sighs. Quick. Cold +statues: quiet there. Safe in a minute. + +No. Didn't see me. After two. Just at the gate. + +My heart! + +His eyes beating looked steadfastly at cream curves of stone. Sir Thomas +Deane was the Greek architecture. + +Look for something I. + +His hasty hand went quick into a pocket, took out, read unfolded +Agendath Netaim. Where did I? + +Busy looking. + +He thrust back quick Agendath. + +Afternoon she said. + +I am looking for that. Yes, that. Try all pockets. Handker. _Freeman._ +Where did I? Ah, yes. Trousers. Potato. Purse. Where? + +Hurry. Walk quietly. Moment more. My heart. + +His hand looking for the where did I put found in his hip pocket soap +lotion have to call tepid paper stuck. Ah soap there I yes. Gate. + +Safe! + + +Urbane, to comfort them, the quaker librarian purred: + + +--And we have, have we not, those priceless pages of _Wilhelm Meister_. +A great poet on a great brother poet. A hesitating soul taking arms +against a sea of troubles, torn by conflicting doubts, as one sees in +real life. + +He came a step a sinkapace forward on neatsleather creaking and a step +backward a sinkapace on the solemn floor. + +A noiseless attendant setting open the door but slightly made him a +noiseless beck. + +--Directly, said he, creaking to go, albeit lingering. The beautiful +ineffectual dreamer who comes to grief against hard facts. One always +feels that Goethe's judgments are so true. True in the larger analysis. + +Twicreakingly analysis he corantoed off. Bald, most zealous by the door +he gave his large ear all to the attendant's words: heard them: and was +gone. + +Two left. + +--Monsieur de la Palice, Stephen sneered, was alive fifteen minutes +before his death. + +--Have you found those six brave medicals, John Eglinton asked with +elder's gall, to write _Paradise Lost_ at your dictation? _The Sorrows +of Satan_ he calls it. + +Smile. Smile Cranly's smile. + + _First he tickled her + Then he patted her + Then he passed the female catheter. + For he was a medical + Jolly old medi..._ + +--I feel you would need one more for _Hamlet._ Seven is dear to the +mystic mind. The shining seven W.B. calls them. + +Glittereyed his rufous skull close to his greencapped desklamp sought +the face bearded amid darkgreener shadow, an ollav, holyeyed. He laughed +low: a sizar's laugh of Trinity: unanswered. + + _Orchestral Satan, weeping many a rood + Tears such as angels weep. + Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta._ + +He holds my follies hostage. + +Cranly's eleven true Wicklowmen to free their sireland. Gaptoothed +Kathleen, her four beautiful green fields, the stranger in her house. +And one more to hail him: _ave, rabbi_: the Tinahely twelve. In the +shadow of the glen he cooees for them. My soul's youth I gave him, night +by night. God speed. Good hunting. + +Mulligan has my telegram. + +Folly. Persist. + +--Our young Irish bards, John Eglinton censured, have yet to create a +figure which the world will set beside Saxon Shakespeare's Hamlet though +I admire him, as old Ben did, on this side idolatry. + +--All these questions are purely academic, Russell oracled out of his +shadow. I mean, whether Hamlet is Shakespeare or James I or Essex. +Clergymen's discussions of the historicity of Jesus. Art has to reveal +to us ideas, formless spiritual essences. The supreme question about a +work of art is out of how deep a life does it spring. The painting of +Gustave Moreau is the painting of ideas. The deepest poetry of Shelley, +the words of Hamlet bring our minds into contact with the eternal +wisdom, Plato's world of ideas. All the rest is the speculation of +schoolboys for schoolboys. + +A. E. has been telling some yankee interviewer. Wall, tarnation strike +me! + +--The schoolmen were schoolboys first, Stephen said superpolitely. +Aristotle was once Plato's schoolboy. + +--And has remained so, one should hope, John Eglinton sedately said. One +can see him, a model schoolboy with his diploma under his arm. + +He laughed again at the now smiling bearded face. + +Formless spiritual. Father, Word and Holy Breath. Allfather, the +heavenly man. Hiesos Kristos, magician of the beautiful, the Logos who +suffers in us at every moment. This verily is that. I am the fire upon +the altar. I am the sacrificial butter. + +Dunlop, Judge, the noblest Roman of them all, A.E., Arval, the Name +Ineffable, in heaven hight: K.H., their master, whose identity is no +secret to adepts. Brothers of the great white lodge always watching +to see if they can help. The Christ with the bridesister, moisture of +light, born of an ensouled virgin, repentant sophia, departed to the +plane of buddhi. The life esoteric is not for ordinary person. O.P. +must work off bad karma first. Mrs Cooper Oakley once glimpsed our very +illustrious sister H.P.B.'s elemental. + +O, fie! Out on't! _Pfuiteufel!_ You naughtn't to look, missus, so you +naughtn't when a lady's ashowing of her elemental. + +Mr Best entered, tall, young, mild, light. He bore in his hand with +grace a notebook, new, large, clean, bright. + +--That model schoolboy, Stephen said, would find Hamlet's musings about +the afterlife of his princely soul, the improbable, insignificant and +undramatic monologue, as shallow as Plato's. + +John Eglinton, frowning, said, waxing wroth: + +--Upon my word it makes my blood boil to hear anyone compare Aristotle +with Plato. + +--Which of the two, Stephen asked, would have banished me from his +commonwealth? + +Unsheathe your dagger definitions. Horseness is the whatness of +allhorse. Streams of tendency and eons they worship. God: noise in the +street: very peripatetic. Space: what you damn well have to see. Through +spaces smaller than red globules of man's blood they creepycrawl after +Blake's buttocks into eternity of which this vegetable world is but a +shadow. Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to +the past. + +Mr Best came forward, amiable, towards his colleague. + +--Haines is gone, he said. + +--Is he? + +--I was showing him Jubainville's book. He's quite enthusiastic, don't +you know, about Hyde's _Lovesongs of Connacht._ I couldn't bring him in +to hear the discussion. He's gone to Gill's to buy it. + + _Bound thee forth, my booklet, quick + To greet the callous public. + Writ, I ween, 'twas not my wish + In lean unlovely English._ + +--The peatsmoke is going to his head, John Eglinton opined. + +We feel in England. Penitent thief. Gone. I smoked his baccy. Green +twinkling stone. An emerald set in the ring of the sea. + +--People do not know how dangerous lovesongs can be, the auric egg of +Russell warned occultly. The movements which work revolutions in the +world are born out of the dreams and visions in a peasant's heart on the +hillside. For them the earth is not an exploitable ground but the +living mother. The rarefied air of the academy and the arena produce the +sixshilling novel, the musichall song. France produces the finest flower +of corruption in Mallarme but the desirable life is revealed only to the +poor of heart, the life of Homer's Phaeacians. + +From these words Mr Best turned an unoffending face to Stephen. + +--Mallarme, don't you know, he said, has written those wonderful prose +poems Stephen MacKenna used to read to me in Paris. The one about +_Hamlet._ He says: _il se promène, lisant au livre de lui-même_, don't +you know, _reading the book of himself_. He describes _Hamlet_ given in +a French town, don't you know, a provincial town. They advertised it. + +His free hand graciously wrote tiny signs in air. + + _HAMLET + ou + LE DISTRAIT + Pièce de Shakespeare_ + +He repeated to John Eglinton's newgathered frown: + +--_Pièce de Shakespeare_, don't you know. It's so French. The French +point of view. _Hamlet ou_... + +--The absentminded beggar, Stephen ended. + +John Eglinton laughed. + +--Yes, I suppose it would be, he said. Excellent people, no doubt, but +distressingly shortsighted in some matters. + +Sumptuous and stagnant exaggeration of murder. + +--A deathsman of the soul Robert Greene called him, Stephen said. Not +for nothing was he a butcher's son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and +spitting in his palms. Nine lives are taken off for his father's one. +Our Father who art in purgatory. Khaki Hamlets don't hesitate to +shoot. The bloodboltered shambles in act five is a forecast of the +concentration camp sung by Mr Swinburne. + +Cranly, I his mute orderly, following battles from afar. + +_Whelps and dams of murderous foes whom none But we had spared..._ + +Between the Saxon smile and yankee yawp. The devil and the deep sea. + +--He will have it that _Hamlet_ is a ghoststory, John Eglinton said +for Mr Best's behoof. Like the fat boy in Pickwick he wants to make our +flesh creep. + +_List! List! O List!_ + +My flesh hears him: creeping, hears. + +_If thou didst ever..._ + +--What is a ghost? Stephen said with tingling energy. One who has faded +into impalpability through death, through absence, through change of +manners. Elizabethan London lay as far from Stratford as corrupt Paris +lies from virgin Dublin. Who is the ghost from _limbo patrum_, returning +to the world that has forgotten him? Who is King Hamlet? + +John Eglinton shifted his spare body, leaning back to judge. + +Lifted. + +--It is this hour of a day in mid June, Stephen said, begging with +a swift glance their hearing. The flag is up on the playhouse by the +bankside. The bear Sackerson growls in the pit near it, Paris garden. +Canvasclimbers who sailed with Drake chew their sausages among the +groundlings. + +Local colour. Work in all you know. Make them accomplices. + +--Shakespeare has left the huguenot's house in Silver street and walks +by the swanmews along the riverbank. But he does not stay to feed the +pen chivying her game of cygnets towards the rushes. The swan of Avon +has other thoughts. + +Composition of place. Ignatius Loyola, make haste to help me! + +--The play begins. A player comes on under the shadow, made up in the +castoff mail of a court buck, a wellset man with a bass voice. It is the +ghost, the king, a king and no king, and the player is Shakespeare who +has studied _Hamlet_ all the years of his life which were not vanity in +order to play the part of the spectre. He speaks the words to Burbage, +the young player who stands before him beyond the rack of cerecloth, +calling him by a name: + +_Hamlet, I am thy father's spirit,_ + +bidding him list. To a son he speaks, the son of his soul, the prince, +young Hamlet and to the son of his body, Hamnet Shakespeare, who has +died in Stratford that his namesake may live for ever. + +Is it possible that that player Shakespeare, a ghost by absence, and in +the vesture of buried Denmark, a ghost by death, speaking his own words +to his own son's name (had Hamnet Shakespeare lived he would have been +prince Hamlet's twin), is it possible, I want to know, or probable that +he did not draw or foresee the logical conclusion of those premises: you +are the dispossessed son: I am the murdered father: your mother is the +guilty queen, Ann Shakespeare, born Hathaway? + +--But this prying into the family life of a great man, Russell began +impatiently. + +Art thou there, truepenny? + +--Interesting only to the parish clerk. I mean, we have the plays. I +mean when we read the poetry of _King Lear_ what is it to us how the +poet lived? As for living our servants can do that for us, Villiers de +l'Isle has said. Peeping and prying into greenroom gossip of the day, +the poet's drinking, the poet's debts. We have _King Lear_: and it is +immortal. + +Mr Best's face, appealed to, agreed. + +_Flow over them with your waves and with your waters, Mananaan, Mananaan +MacLir..._ + +How now, sirrah, that pound he lent you when you were hungry? + +Marry, I wanted it. + +Take thou this noble. + +Go to! You spent most of it in Georgina Johnson's bed, clergyman's +daughter. Agenbite of inwit. + +Do you intend to pay it back? + +O, yes. + +When? Now? + +Well... No. + +When, then? + +I paid my way. I paid my way. + +Steady on. He's from beyant Boyne water. The northeast corner. You owe +it. + +Wait. Five months. Molecules all change. I am other I now. Other I got +pound. + +Buzz. Buzz. + +But I, entelechy, form of forms, am I by memory because under +everchanging forms. + +I that sinned and prayed and fasted. + +A child Conmee saved from pandies. + +I, I and I. I. + +A.E.I.O.U. + +--Do you mean to fly in the face of the tradition of three centuries? +John Eglinton's carping voice asked. Her ghost at least has been laid +for ever. She died, for literature at least, before she was born. + +--She died, Stephen retorted, sixtyseven years after she was born. She +saw him into and out of the world. She took his first embraces. She bore +his children and she laid pennies on his eyes to keep his eyelids closed +when he lay on his deathbed. + +Mother's deathbed. Candle. The sheeted mirror. Who brought me into +this world lies there, bronzelidded, under few cheap flowers. _Liliata +rutilantium._ + +I wept alone. + +John Eglinton looked in the tangled glowworm of his lamp. + +--The world believes that Shakespeare made a mistake, he said, and got +out of it as quickly and as best he could. + +--Bosh! Stephen said rudely. A man of genius makes no mistakes. His +errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. + +Portals of discovery opened to let in the quaker librarian, +softcreakfooted, bald, eared and assiduous. + +--A shrew, John Eglinton said shrewdly, is not a useful portal of +discovery, one should imagine. What useful discovery did Socrates learn +from Xanthippe? + +--Dialectic, Stephen answered: and from his mother how to bring thoughts +into the world. What he learnt from his other wife Myrto (_absit +nomen!_), Socratididion's Epipsychidion, no man, not a woman, will ever +know. But neither the midwife's lore nor the caudlelectures saved him +from the archons of Sinn Fein and their naggin of hemlock. + +--But Ann Hathaway? Mr Best's quiet voice said forgetfully. Yes, we seem +to be forgetting her as Shakespeare himself forgot her. + +His look went from brooder's beard to carper's skull, to remind, to +chide them not unkindly, then to the baldpink lollard costard, guiltless +though maligned. + +--He had a good groatsworth of wit, Stephen said, and no truant memory. +He carried a memory in his wallet as he trudged to Romeville whistling +_The girl I left behind me._ If the earthquake did not time it we should +know where to place poor Wat, sitting in his form, the cry of hounds, +the studded bridle and her blue windows. That memory, _Venus and +Adonis_, lay in the bedchamber of every light-of-love in London. +Is Katharine the shrew illfavoured? Hortensio calls her young and +beautiful. Do you think the writer of _Antony and Cleopatra_, a +passionate pilgrim, had his eyes in the back of his head that he chose +the ugliest doxy in all Warwickshire to lie withal? Good: he left her +and gained the world of men. But his boywomen are the women of a boy. +Their life, thought, speech are lent them by males. He chose badly? He +was chosen, it seems to me. If others have their will Ann hath a way. +By cock, she was to blame. She put the comether on him, sweet and +twentysix. The greyeyed goddess who bends over the boy Adonis, stooping +to conquer, as prologue to the swelling act, is a boldfaced Stratford +wench who tumbles in a cornfield a lover younger than herself. + +And my turn? When? + +Come! + +--Ryefield, Mr Best said brightly, gladly, raising his new book, gladly, +brightly. + +He murmured then with blond delight for all: + +_Between the acres of the rye These pretty countryfolk would lie._ + +Paris: the wellpleased pleaser. + +A tall figure in bearded homespun rose from shadow and unveiled its +cooperative watch. + +--I am afraid I am due at the _Homestead._ + +Whither away? Exploitable ground. + +--Are you going? John Eglinton's active eyebrows asked. Shall we see you +at Moore's tonight? Piper is coming. + +--Piper! Mr Best piped. Is Piper back? + +Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper. + +--I don't know if I can. Thursday. We have our meeting. If I can get +away in time. + +Yogibogeybox in Dawson chambers. _Isis Unveiled._ Their Pali book we +tried to pawn. Crosslegged under an umbrel umbershoot he thrones an +Aztec logos, functioning on astral levels, their oversoul, mahamahatma. +The faithful hermetists await the light, ripe for chelaship, +ringroundabout him. Louis H. Victory. T. Caulfield Irwin. Lotus ladies +tend them i'the eyes, their pineal glands aglow. Filled with his god, +he thrones, Buddh under plantain. Gulfer of souls, engulfer. Hesouls, +shesouls, shoals of souls. Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, +whirling, they bewail. + + _In quintessential triviality + For years in this fleshcase a shesoul dwelt._ + +--They say we are to have a literary surprise, the quaker librarian +said, friendly and earnest. Mr Russell, rumour has it, is gathering +together a sheaf of our younger poets' verses. We are all looking +forward anxiously. + +Anxiously he glanced in the cone of lamplight where three faces, +lighted, shone. + +See this. Remember. + +Stephen looked down on a wide headless caubeen, hung on his +ashplanthandle over his knee. My casque and sword. Touch lightly with +two index fingers. Aristotle's experiment. One or two? Necessity is that +in virtue of which it is impossible that one can be otherwise. Argal, +one hat is one hat. + +Listen. + +Young Colum and Starkey. George Roberts is doing the commercial part. +Longworth will give it a good puff in the _Express._ O, will he? I liked +Colum's _Drover._ Yes, I think he has that queer thing genius. Do you +think he has genius really? Yeats admired his line: _As in wild earth +a Grecian vase_. Did he? I hope you'll be able to come tonight. Malachi +Mulligan is coming too. Moore asked him to bring Haines. Did you hear +Miss Mitchell's joke about Moore and Martyn? That Moore is Martyn's +wild oats? Awfully clever, isn't it? They remind one of Don Quixote and +Sancho Panza. Our national epic has yet to be written, Dr Sigerson says. +Moore is the man for it. A knight of the rueful countenance here in +Dublin. With a saffron kilt? O'Neill Russell? O, yes, he must speak the +grand old tongue. And his Dulcinea? James Stephens is doing some clever +sketches. We are becoming important, it seems. + +Cordelia. _Cordoglio._ Lir's loneliest daughter. + +Nookshotten. Now your best French polish. + +--Thank you very much, Mr Russell, Stephen said, rising. If you will be +so kind as to give the letter to Mr Norman... + +--O, yes. If he considers it important it will go in. We have so much +correspondence. + +--I understand, Stephen said. Thanks. + +God ild you. The pigs' paper. Bullockbefriending. + +Synge has promised me an article for _Dana_ too. Are we going to be +read? I feel we are. The Gaelic league wants something in Irish. I hope +you will come round tonight. Bring Starkey. + +Stephen sat down. + +The quaker librarian came from the leavetakers. Blushing, his mask said: + +--Mr Dedalus, your views are most illuminating. + +He creaked to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the altitude of a +chopine, and, covered by the noise of outgoing, said low: + +--Is it your view, then, that she was not faithful to the poet? + +Alarmed face asks me. Why did he come? Courtesy or an inward light? + +--Where there is a reconciliation, Stephen said, there must have been +first a sundering. + +--Yes. + +Christfox in leather trews, hiding, a runaway in blighted treeforks, +from hue and cry. Knowing no vixen, walking lonely in the chase. Women +he won to him, tender people, a whore of Babylon, ladies of justices, +bully tapsters' wives. Fox and geese. And in New Place a slack +dishonoured body that once was comely, once as sweet, as fresh as +cinnamon, now her leaves falling, all, bare, frighted of the narrow +grave and unforgiven. + +--Yes. So you think... + +The door closed behind the outgoer. + +Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell, rest of warm and +brooding air. + +A vestal's lamp. + +Here he ponders things that were not: what Caesar would have lived to do +had he believed the soothsayer: what might have been: possibilities of +the possible as possible: things not known: what name Achilles bore when +he lived among women. + +Coffined thoughts around me, in mummycases, embalmed in spice of words. +Thoth, god of libraries, a birdgod, moonycrowned. And I heard the +voice of that Egyptian highpriest. _In painted chambers loaded with +tilebooks._ + +They are still. Once quick in the brains of men. Still: but an itch of +death is in them, to tell me in my ear a maudlin tale, urge me to wreak +their will. + +--Certainly, John Eglinton mused, of all great men he is the most +enigmatic. We know nothing but that he lived and suffered. Not even so +much. Others abide our question. A shadow hangs over all the rest. + +--But _Hamlet_ is so personal, isn't it? Mr Best pleaded. I mean, a kind +of private paper, don't you know, of his private life. I mean, I don't +care a button, don't you know, who is killed or who is guilty... + +He rested an innocent book on the edge of the desk, smiling his +defiance. His private papers in the original. _Ta an bad ar an tir. Taim +in mo shagart_. Put beurla on it, littlejohn. + +Quoth littlejohn Eglinton: + +--I was prepared for paradoxes from what Malachi Mulligan told us but +I may as well warn you that if you want to shake my belief that +Shakespeare is Hamlet you have a stern task before you. + +Bear with me. + +Stephen withstood the bane of miscreant eyes glinting stern under +wrinkled brows. A basilisk. _E quando vede l'uomo l'attosca_. Messer +Brunetto, I thank thee for the word. + +--As we, or mother Dana, weave and unweave our bodies, Stephen said, +from day to day, their molecules shuttled to and fro, so does the artist +weave and unweave his image. And as the mole on my right breast is where +it was when I was born, though all my body has been woven of new stuff +time after time, so through the ghost of the unquiet father the image +of the unliving son looks forth. In the intense instant of imagination, +when the mind, Shelley says, is a fading coal, that which I was is that +which I am and that which in possibility I may come to be. So in the +future, the sister of the past, I may see myself as I sit here now but +by reflection from that which then I shall be. + +Drummond of Hawthornden helped you at that stile. + +--Yes, Mr Best said youngly. I feel Hamlet quite young. The bitterness +might be from the father but the passages with Ophelia are surely from +the son. + +Has the wrong sow by the lug. He is in my father. I am in his son. + +--That mole is the last to go, Stephen said, laughing. + +John Eglinton made a nothing pleasing mow. + +--If that were the birthmark of genius, he said, genius would be a +drug in the market. The plays of Shakespeare's later years which Renan +admired so much breathe another spirit. + +--The spirit of reconciliation, the quaker librarian breathed. + +--There can be no reconciliation, Stephen said, if there has not been a +sundering. + +Said that. + +--If you want to know what are the events which cast their shadow over +the hell of time of _King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida,_ +look to see when and how the shadow lifts. What softens the heart of a +man, shipwrecked in storms dire, Tried, like another Ulysses, Pericles, +prince of Tyre? + +Head, redconecapped, buffeted, brineblinded. + +--A child, a girl, placed in his arms, Marina. + +--The leaning of sophists towards the bypaths of apocrypha is a constant +quantity, John Eglinton detected. The highroads are dreary but they lead +to the town. + +Good Bacon: gone musty. Shakespeare Bacon's wild oats. Cypherjugglers +going the highroads. Seekers on the great quest. What town, good +masters? Mummed in names: A. E., eon: Magee, John Eglinton. East of the +sun, west of the moon: _Tir na n-og_. Booted the twain and staved. + +_How many miles to Dublin? Three score and ten, sir. Will we be there by +candlelight?_ + +--Mr Brandes accepts it, Stephen said, as the first play of the closing +period. + +--Does he? What does Mr Sidney Lee, or Mr Simon Lazarus as some aver his +name is, say of it? + +--Marina, Stephen said, a child of storm, Miranda, a wonder, Perdita, +that which was lost. What was lost is given back to him: his daughter's +child. _My dearest wife_, Pericles says, _was like this maid._ Will any +man love the daughter if he has not loved the mother? + +--The art of being a grandfather, Mr Best gan murmur. _l'art d'être +grand_... + +--Will he not see reborn in her, with the memory of his own youth added, +another image? + +Do you know what you are talking about? Love, yes. Word known to all +men. Amor vero aliquid alicui bonum vult unde et ea quae concupiscimus +... + +--His own image to a man with that queer thing genius is the standard of +all experience, material and moral. Such an appeal will touch him. The +images of other males of his blood will repel him. He will see in them +grotesque attempts of nature to foretell or to repeat himself. + +The benign forehead of the quaker librarian enkindled rosily with hope. + +--I hope Mr Dedalus will work out his theory for the enlightenment of +the public. And we ought to mention another Irish commentator, Mr George +Bernard Shaw. Nor should we forget Mr Frank Harris. His articles on +Shakespeare in the _Saturday Review_ were surely brilliant. Oddly +enough he too draws for us an unhappy relation with the dark lady of the +sonnets. The favoured rival is William Herbert, earl of Pembroke. I own +that if the poet must be rejected such a rejection would seem more in +harmony with--what shall I say?--our notions of what ought not to have +been. + +Felicitously he ceased and held a meek head among them, auk's egg, prize +of their fray. + +He thous and thees her with grave husbandwords. Dost love, Miriam? Dost +love thy man? + +--That may be too, Stephen said. There's a saying of Goethe's which Mr +Magee likes to quote. Beware of what you wish for in youth because +you will get it in middle life. Why does he send to one who is +a _buonaroba,_ a bay where all men ride, a maid of honour with a +scandalous girlhood, a lordling to woo for him? He was himself a lord +of language and had made himself a coistrel gentleman and he had written +_Romeo and Juliet_. Why? Belief in himself has been untimely killed. He +was overborne in a cornfield first (ryefield, I should say) and he will +never be a victor in his own eyes after nor play victoriously the game +of laugh and lie down. Assumed dongiovannism will not save him. No later +undoing will undo the first undoing. The tusk of the boar has wounded +him there where love lies ableeding. If the shrew is worsted yet there +remains to her woman's invisible weapon. There is, I feel in the words, +some goad of the flesh driving him into a new passion, a darker shadow +of the first, darkening even his own understanding of himself. A like +fate awaits him and the two rages commingle in a whirlpool. + +They list. And in the porches of their ears I pour. + +--The soul has been before stricken mortally, a poison poured in the +porch of a sleeping ear. But those who are done to death in sleep cannot +know the manner of their quell unless their Creator endow their souls +with that knowledge in the life to come. The poisoning and the beast +with two backs that urged it King Hamlet's ghost could not know of were +he not endowed with knowledge by his creator. That is why the speech +(his lean unlovely English) is always turned elsewhere, backward. +Ravisher and ravished, what he would but would not, go with him from +Lucrece's bluecircled ivory globes to Imogen's breast, bare, with its +mole cinquespotted. He goes back, weary of the creation he has piled up +to hide him from himself, an old dog licking an old sore. But, because +loss is his gain, he passes on towards eternity in undiminished +personality, untaught by the wisdom he has written or by the laws he +has revealed. His beaver is up. He is a ghost, a shadow now, the wind by +Elsinore's rocks or what you will, the sea's voice, a voice heard +only in the heart of him who is the substance of his shadow, the son +consubstantial with the father. + +--Amen! was responded from the doorway. + +Hast thou found me, O mine enemy? + +_Entr'acte_. + +A ribald face, sullen as a dean's, Buck Mulligan came forward, then +blithe in motley, towards the greeting of their smiles. My telegram. + +--You were speaking of the gaseous vertebrate, if I mistake not? he +asked of Stephen. + +Primrosevested he greeted gaily with his doffed Panama as with a bauble. + +They make him welcome. _Was Du verlachst wirst Du noch dienen._ + +Brood of mockers: Photius, pseudomalachi, Johann Most. + +He Who Himself begot middler the Holy Ghost and Himself sent Himself, +Agenbuyer, between Himself and others, Who, put upon by His fiends, +stripped and whipped, was nailed like bat to barndoor, starved on +crosstree, Who let Him bury, stood up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven +and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the right hand of His +Own Self but yet shall come in the latter day to doom the quick and dead +when all the quick shall be dead already. + +Glo--o--ri--a in ex--cel--sis De--o. + +He lifts his hands. Veils fall. O, flowers! Bells with bells with bells +aquiring. + +--Yes, indeed, the quaker librarian said. A most instructive discussion. +Mr Mulligan, I'll be bound, has his theory too of the play and of +Shakespeare. All sides of life should be represented. + +He smiled on all sides equally. + +Buck Mulligan thought, puzzled: + +--Shakespeare? he said. I seem to know the name. + +A flying sunny smile rayed in his loose features. + +--To be sure, he said, remembering brightly. The chap that writes like +Synge. + +Mr Best turned to him. + +--Haines missed you, he said. Did you meet him? He'll see you after at +the D. B. C. He's gone to Gill's to buy Hyde's _Lovesongs of Connacht_. + +--I came through the museum, Buck Mulligan said. Was he here? + +--The bard's fellowcountrymen, John Eglinton answered, are rather tired +perhaps of our brilliancies of theorising. I hear that an actress played +Hamlet for the fourhundredandeighth time last night in Dublin. Vining +held that the prince was a woman. Has no-one made him out to be an +Irishman? Judge Barton, I believe, is searching for some clues. He +swears (His Highness not His Lordship) by saint Patrick. + +--The most brilliant of all is that story of Wilde's, Mr Best said, +lifting his brilliant notebook. That _Portrait of Mr W. H._ where he +proves that the sonnets were written by a Willie Hughes, a man all hues. + +--For Willie Hughes, is it not? the quaker librarian asked. + +Or Hughie Wills? Mr William Himself. W. H.: who am I? + +--I mean, for Willie Hughes, Mr Best said, amending his gloss easily. Of +course it's all paradox, don't you know, Hughes and hews and hues, +the colour, but it's so typical the way he works it out. It's the very +essence of Wilde, don't you know. The light touch. + +His glance touched their faces lightly as he smiled, a blond ephebe. +Tame essence of Wilde. + +You're darned witty. Three drams of usquebaugh you drank with Dan +Deasy's ducats. + +How much did I spend? O, a few shillings. + +For a plump of pressmen. Humour wet and dry. + +Wit. You would give your five wits for youth's proud livery he pranks +in. Lineaments of gratified desire. + +There be many mo. Take her for me. In pairing time. Jove, a cool ruttime +send them. Yea, turtledove her. + +Eve. Naked wheatbellied sin. A snake coils her, fang in's kiss. + +--Do you think it is only a paradox? the quaker librarian was asking. +The mocker is never taken seriously when he is most serious. + +They talked seriously of mocker's seriousness. + +Buck Mulligan's again heavy face eyed Stephen awhile. Then, his head +wagging, he came near, drew a folded telegram from his pocket. His +mobile lips read, smiling with new delight. + +--Telegram! he said. Wonderful inspiration! Telegram! A papal bull! + +He sat on a corner of the unlit desk, reading aloud joyfully: + +--_The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the +immense debtorship for a thing done._ Signed: Dedalus. Where did you +launch it from? The kips? No. College Green. Have you drunk the four +quid? The aunt is going to call on your unsubstantial father. Telegram! +Malachi Mulligan, The Ship, lower Abbey street. O, you peerless mummer! +O, you priestified Kinchite! + +Joyfully he thrust message and envelope into a pocket but keened in a +querulous brogue: + +--It's what I'm telling you, mister honey, it's queer and sick we were, +Haines and myself, the time himself brought it in. 'Twas murmur we did +for a gallus potion would rouse a friar, I'm thinking, and he limp with +leching. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's +sitting civil waiting for pints apiece. + +He wailed: + +--And we to be there, mavrone, and you to be unbeknownst sending us your +conglomerations the way we to have our tongues out a yard long like the +drouthy clerics do be fainting for a pussful. + +Stephen laughed. + +Quickly, warningfully Buck Mulligan bent down. + +--The tramper Synge is looking for you, he said, to murder you. He +heard you pissed on his halldoor in Glasthule. He's out in pampooties to +murder you. + +--Me! Stephen exclaimed. That was your contribution to literature. + +Buck Mulligan gleefully bent back, laughing to the dark eavesdropping +ceiling. + +--Murder you! he laughed. + +Harsh gargoyle face that warred against me over our mess of hash +of lights in rue Saint-André-des-Arts. In words of words for words, +palabras. Oisin with Patrick. Faunman he met in Clamart woods, +brandishing a winebottle. _C'est vendredi saint!_ Murthering Irish. His +image, wandering, he met. I mine. I met a fool i'the forest. + +--Mr Lyster, an attendant said from the door ajar. + +--... in which everyone can find his own. So Mr Justice Madden in his +_Diary of Master William Silence_ has found the hunting terms... Yes? +What is it? + +--There's a gentleman here, sir, the attendant said, coming forward and +offering a card. From the _Freeman._ He wants to see the files of the +_Kilkenny People_ for last year. + +--Certainly, certainly, certainly. Is the gentleman?... + +He took the eager card, glanced, not saw, laid down unglanced, looked, +asked, creaked, asked: + +--Is he?... O, there! + +Brisk in a galliard he was off, out. In the daylit corridor he talked +with voluble pains of zeal, in duty bound, most fair, most kind, most +honest broadbrim. + +--This gentleman? _Freeman's Journal? Kilkenny People?_ To be sure. Good +day, sir. _Kilkenny_... We have certainly... + +A patient silhouette waited, listening. + +--All the leading provincial... _Northern Whig, Cork Examiner, +Enniscorthy Guardian,_ 1903... Will you please?... Evans, conduct this +gentleman... If you just follow the atten... Or, please allow me... +This way... Please, sir... + +Voluble, dutiful, he led the way to all the provincial papers, a bowing +dark figure following his hasty heels. + +The door closed. + +--The sheeny! Buck Mulligan cried. + +He jumped up and snatched the card. + +--What's his name? Ikey Moses? Bloom. + +He rattled on: + +--Jehovah, collector of prepuces, is no more. I found him over in the +museum where I went to hail the foamborn Aphrodite. The Greek mouth that +has never been twisted in prayer. Every day we must do homage to her. +_Life of life, thy lips enkindle._ + +Suddenly he turned to Stephen: + +--He knows you. He knows your old fellow. O, I fear me, he is Greeker +than the Greeks. His pale Galilean eyes were upon her mesial groove. +Venus Kallipyge. O, the thunder of those loins! _The god pursuing the +maiden hid_. + +--We want to hear more, John Eglinton decided with Mr Best's approval. +We begin to be interested in Mrs S. Till now we had thought of her, if +at all, as a patient Griselda, a Penelope stayathome. + +--Antisthenes, pupil of Gorgias, Stephen said, took the palm of beauty +from Kyrios Menelaus' brooddam, Argive Helen, the wooden mare of Troy +in whom a score of heroes slept, and handed it to poor Penelope. Twenty +years he lived in London and, during part of that time, he drew a salary +equal to that of the lord chancellor of Ireland. His life was rich. His +art, more than the art of feudalism as Walt Whitman called it, is the +art of surfeit. Hot herringpies, green mugs of sack, honeysauces, sugar +of roses, marchpane, gooseberried pigeons, ringocandies. Sir Walter +Raleigh, when they arrested him, had half a million francs on his +back including a pair of fancy stays. The gombeenwoman Eliza Tudor had +underlinen enough to vie with her of Sheba. Twenty years he dallied +there between conjugial love and its chaste delights and scortatory love +and its foul pleasures. You know Manningham's story of the burgher's +wife who bade Dick Burbage to her bed after she had seen him in _Richard +III_ and how Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing, +took the cow by the horns and, when Burbage came knocking at the gate, +answered from the capon's blankets: _William the conqueror came before +Richard III_. And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry O, +and his dainty birdsnies, lady Penelope Rich, a clean quality woman is +suited for a player, and the punks of the bankside, a penny a time. + +Cours la Reine. _Encore vingt sous. Nous ferons de petites cochonneries. +Minette? Tu veux?_ + +--The height of fine society. And sir William Davenant of oxford's +mother with her cup of canary for any cockcanary. + +Buck Mulligan, his pious eyes upturned, prayed: + +--Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock! + +--And Harry of six wives' daughter. And other lady friends from +neighbour seats as Lawn Tennyson, gentleman poet, sings. But all those +twenty years what do you suppose poor Penelope in Stratford was doing +behind the diamond panes? + +Do and do. Thing done. In a rosery of Fetter lane of Gerard, herbalist, +he walks, greyedauburn. An azured harebell like her veins. Lids of +Juno's eyes, violets. He walks. One life is all. One body. Do. But do. +Afar, in a reek of lust and squalor, hands are laid on whiteness. + +Buck Mulligan rapped John Eglinton's desk sharply. + +--Whom do you suspect? he challenged. + +--Say that he is the spurned lover in the sonnets. Once spurned twice +spurned. But the court wanton spurned him for a lord, his dearmylove. + +Love that dare not speak its name. + +--As an Englishman, you mean, John sturdy Eglinton put in, he loved a +lord. + +Old wall where sudden lizards flash. At Charenton I watched them. + +--It seems so, Stephen said, when he wants to do for him, and for all +other and singular uneared wombs, the holy office an ostler does for the +stallion. Maybe, like Socrates, he had a midwife to mother as he had a +shrew to wife. But she, the giglot wanton, did not break a bedvow. Two +deeds are rank in that ghost's mind: a broken vow and the dullbrained +yokel on whom her favour has declined, deceased husband's brother. Sweet +Ann, I take it, was hot in the blood. Once a wooer, twice a wooer. + +Stephen turned boldly in his chair. + +--The burden of proof is with you not with me, he said frowning. If you +deny that in the fifth scene of _Hamlet_ he has branded her with infamy +tell me why there is no mention of her during the thirtyfour years +between the day she married him and the day she buried him. All those +women saw their men down and under: Mary, her goodman John, Ann, her +poor dear Willun, when he went and died on her, raging that he was the +first to go, Joan, her four brothers, Judith, her husband and all her +sons, Susan, her husband too, while Susan's daughter, Elizabeth, to use +granddaddy's words, wed her second, having killed her first. + +O, yes, mention there is. In the years when he was living richly in +royal London to pay a debt she had to borrow forty shillings from her +father's shepherd. Explain you then. Explain the swansong too wherein he +has commended her to posterity. + +He faced their silence. + + To whom thus Eglinton: + You mean the will. + But that has been explained, I believe, by jurists. + She was entitled to her widow's dower + At common law. His legal knowledge was great + Our judges tell us. + Him Satan fleers, + Mocker: + And therefore he left out her name + From the first draft but he did not leave out + The presents for his granddaughter, for his daughters, + For his sister, for his old cronies in Stratford + And in London. And therefore when he was urged, + As I believe, to name her + He left her his + Secondbest + Bed. + _Punkt._ + Leftherhis + Secondbest + Leftherhis + Bestabed + Secabest + Leftabed. + + +Woa! + +--Pretty countryfolk had few chattels then, John Eglinton observed, as +they have still if our peasant plays are true to type. + +--He was a rich country gentleman, Stephen said, with a coat of arms +and landed estate at Stratford and a house in Ireland yard, a capitalist +shareholder, a bill promoter, a tithefarmer. Why did he not leave her +his best bed if he wished her to snore away the rest of her nights in +peace? + +--It is clear that there were two beds, a best and a secondbest, Mr +Secondbest Best said finely. + +--_Separatio a mensa et a thalamo_, bettered Buck Mulligan and was +smiled on. + +--Antiquity mentions famous beds, Second Eglinton puckered, bedsmiling. +Let me think. + +--Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and bald heathen sage, +Stephen said, who when dying in exile frees and endows his slaves, pays +tribute to his elders, wills to be laid in earth near the bones of his +dead wife and bids his friends be kind to an old mistress (don't forget +Nell Gwynn Herpyllis) and let her live in his villa. + +--Do you mean he died so? Mr Best asked with slight concern. I mean... + +--He died dead drunk, Buck Mulligan capped. A quart of ale is a dish for +a king. O, I must tell you what Dowden said! + +--What? asked Besteglinton. + +William Shakespeare and company, limited. The people's William. For +terms apply: E. Dowden, Highfield house... + +--Lovely! Buck Mulligan suspired amorously. I asked him what he thought +of the charge of pederasty brought against the bard. He lifted his hands +and said: _All we can say is that life ran very high in those days._ +Lovely! + +Catamite. + +--The sense of beauty leads us astray, said beautifulinsadness Best to +ugling Eglinton. + +Steadfast John replied severe: + +--The doctor can tell us what those words mean. You cannot eat your cake +and have it. + +Sayest thou so? Will they wrest from us, from me, the palm of beauty? + +--And the sense of property, Stephen said. He drew Shylock out of his +own long pocket. The son of a maltjobber and moneylender he was himself +a cornjobber and moneylender, with ten tods of corn hoarded in the +famine riots. His borrowers are no doubt those divers of worship +mentioned by Chettle Falstaff who reported his uprightness of dealing. +He sued a fellowplayer for the price of a few bags of malt and exacted +his pound of flesh in interest for every money lent. How else could +Aubrey's ostler and callboy get rich quick? All events brought grist to +his mill. Shylock chimes with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging +and quartering of the queen's leech Lopez, his jew's heart being plucked +forth while the sheeny was yet alive: _Hamlet_ and _Macbeth_ with +the coming to the throne of a Scotch philosophaster with a turn for +witchroasting. The lost armada is his jeer in _Love's Labour Lost_. +His pageants, the histories, sail fullbellied on a tide of Mafeking +enthusiasm. Warwickshire jesuits are tried and we have a porter's theory +of equivocation. The _Sea Venture_ comes home from Bermudas and the play +Renan admired is written with Patsy Caliban, our American cousin. +The sugared sonnets follow Sidney's. As for fay Elizabeth, otherwise +carrotty Bess, the gross virgin who inspired _The Merry Wives of +Windsor_, let some meinherr from Almany grope his life long for deephid +meanings in the depths of the buckbasket. + +I think you're getting on very nicely. Just mix up a mixture of +theolologicophilolological. _Mingo, minxi, mictum, mingere._ + +--Prove that he was a jew, John Eglinton dared,'expectantly. Your dean +of studies holds he was a holy Roman. + +_Sufflaminandus sum._ + +--He was made in Germany, Stephen replied, as the champion French +polisher of Italian scandals. + +--A myriadminded man, Mr Best reminded. Coleridge called him +myriadminded. + +_Amplius. In societate humana hoc est maxime necessarium ut sit amicitia +inter multos._ + +--Saint Thomas, Stephen began... + +--_Ora pro nobis_, Monk Mulligan groaned, sinking to a chair. + +There he keened a wailing rune. + +--_Pogue mahone! Acushla machree!_ It's destroyed we are from this day! +It's destroyed we are surely! + +All smiled their smiles. + +--Saint Thomas, Stephen smiling said, whose gorbellied works I enjoy +reading in the original, writing of incest from a standpoint different +from that of the new Viennese school Mr Magee spoke of, likens it in his +wise and curious way to an avarice of the emotions. He means that the +love so given to one near in blood is covetously withheld from some +stranger who, it may be, hungers for it. Jews, whom christians tax with +avarice, are of all races the most given to intermarriage. Accusations +are made in anger. The christian laws which built up the hoards of the +jews (for whom, as for the lollards, storm was shelter) bound their +affections too with hoops of steel. Whether these be sins or virtues old +Nobodaddy will tell us at doomsday leet. But a man who holds so tightly +to what he calls his rights over what he calls his debts will hold +tightly also to what he calls his rights over her whom he calls his +wife. No sir smile neighbour shall covet his ox or his wife or his +manservant or his maidservant or his jackass. + +--Or his jennyass, Buck Mulligan antiphoned. + +--Gentle Will is being roughly handled, gentle Mr Best said gently. + +--Which will? gagged sweetly Buck Mulligan. We are getting mixed. + +--The will to live, John Eglinton philosophised, for poor Ann, Will's +widow, is the will to die. + +_--Requiescat!_ Stephen prayed. + + _What of all the will to do? + It has vanished long ago..._ + +--She lies laid out in stark stiffness in that secondbest bed, the +mobled queen, even though you prove that a bed in those days was as +rare as a motorcar is now and that its carvings were the wonder of seven +parishes. In old age she takes up with gospellers (one stayed with her +at New Place and drank a quart of sack the town council paid for but in +which bed he slept it skills not to ask) and heard she had a soul. She +read or had read to her his chapbooks preferring them to the _Merry +Wives_ and, loosing her nightly waters on the jordan, she thought +over _Hooks and Eyes for Believers' Breeches_ and _The most Spiritual +Snuffbox to Make the Most Devout Souls Sneeze_. Venus has twisted her +lips in prayer. Agenbite of inwit: remorse of conscience. It is an age +of exhausted whoredom groping for its god. + +--History shows that to be true, _inquit Eglintonus Chronolologos_. The +ages succeed one another. But we have it on high authority that a man's +worst enemies shall be those of his own house and family. I feel that +Russell is right. What do we care for his wife or father? I should say +that only family poets have family lives. Falstaff was not a family man. +I feel that the fat knight is his supreme creation. + +Lean, he lay back. Shy, deny thy kindred, the unco guid. Shy, supping +with the godless, he sneaks the cup. A sire in Ultonian Antrim bade it +him. Visits him here on quarter days. Mr Magee, sir, there's a gentleman +to see you. Me? Says he's your father, sir. Give me my Wordsworth. Enter +Magee Mor Matthew, a rugged rough rugheaded kern, in strossers with +a buttoned codpiece, his nether stocks bemired with clauber of ten +forests, a wand of wilding in his hand. + +Your own? He knows your old fellow. The widower. + +Hurrying to her squalid deathlair from gay Paris on the quayside I +touched his hand. The voice, new warmth, speaking. Dr Bob Kenny is +attending her. The eyes that wish me well. But do not know me. + +--A father, Stephen said, battling against hopelessness, is a necessary +evil. He wrote the play in the months that followed his father's death. +If you hold that he, a greying man with two marriageable daughters, with +thirtyfive years of life, _nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita_, with +fifty of experience, is the beardless undergraduate from Wittenberg then +you must hold that his seventyyear old mother is the lustful queen. No. +The corpse of John Shakespeare does not walk the night. From hour to +hour it rots and rots. He rests, disarmed of fatherhood, having devised +that mystical estate upon his son. Boccaccio's Calandrino was the first +and last man who felt himself with child. Fatherhood, in the sense of +conscious begetting, is unknown to man. It is a mystical estate, an +apostolic succession, from only begetter to only begotten. On that +mystery and not on the madonna which the cunning Italian intellect +flung to the mob of Europe the church is founded and founded irremovably +because founded, like the world, macro and microcosm, upon the void. +Upon incertitude, upon unlikelihood. _Amor matris_, subjective and +objective genitive, may be the only true thing in life. Paternity may be +a legal fiction. Who is the father of any son that any son should love +him or he any son? + +What the hell are you driving at? + +I know. Shut up. Blast you. I have reasons. + +_Amplius. Adhuc. Iterum. Postea._ + +Are you condemned to do this? + +--They are sundered by a bodily shame so steadfast that the criminal +annals of the world, stained with all other incests and bestialities, +hardly record its breach. Sons with mothers, sires with daughters, +lesbic sisters, loves that dare not speak their name, nephews with +grandmothers, jailbirds with keyholes, queens with prize bulls. The son +unborn mars beauty: born, he brings pain, divides affection, increases +care. He is a new male: his growth is his father's decline, his youth +his father's envy, his friend his father's enemy. + +In rue Monsieur-le-Prince I thought it. + +--What links them in nature? An instant of blind rut. + +Am I a father? If I were? + +Shrunken uncertain hand. + +--Sabellius, the African, subtlest heresiarch of all the beasts of the +field, held that the Father was Himself His Own Son. The bulldog of +Aquin, with whom no word shall be impossible, refutes him. Well: if +the father who has not a son be not a father can the son who has not a +father be a son? When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet +of the same name in the comedy of errors wrote _Hamlet_ he was not the +father of his own son merely but, being no more a son, he was and felt +himself the father of all his race, the father of his own grandfather, +the father of his unborn grandson who, by the same token, never was +born, for nature, as Mr Magee understands her, abhors perfection. + +Eglintoneyes, quick with pleasure, looked up shybrightly. Gladly +glancing, a merry puritan, through the twisted eglantine. + +Flatter. Rarely. But flatter. + +--Himself his own father, Sonmulligan told himself. Wait. I am big with +child. I have an unborn child in my brain. Pallas Athena! A play! The +play's the thing! Let me parturiate! + +He clasped his paunchbrow with both birthaiding hands. + +--As for his family, Stephen said, his mother's name lives in the +forest of Arden. Her death brought from him the scene with Volumnia in +_Coriolanus._ His boyson's death is the deathscene of young Arthur in +_King John._ Hamlet, the black prince, is Hamnet Shakespeare. Who the +girls in _The Tempest_, in _Pericles,_ in _Winter's Tale_ are we know. +Who Cleopatra, fleshpot of Egypt, and Cressid and Venus are we may +guess. But there is another member of his family who is recorded. + +--The plot thickens, John Eglinton said. + +The quaker librarian, quaking, tiptoed in, quake, his mask, quake, with +haste, quake, quack. + +Door closed. Cell. Day. + +They list. Three. They. + +I you he they. + +Come, mess. + +STEPHEN: He had three brothers, Gilbert, Edmund, Richard. Gilbert in his +old age told some cavaliers he got a pass for nowt from Maister Gatherer +one time mass he did and he seen his brud Maister Wull the playwriter up +in Lunnon in a wrastling play wud a man on's back. The playhouse sausage +filled Gilbert's soul. He is nowhere: but an Edmund and a Richard are +recorded in the works of sweet William. + +MAGEEGLINJOHN: Names! What's in a name? + +BEST: That is my name, Richard, don't you know. I hope you are going to +say a good word for Richard, don't you know, for my sake. _(Laughter)_ + + +BUCKMULLIGAN: (_Piano, diminuendo_) + + _Then outspoke medical Dick + To his comrade medical Davy..._ + +STEPHEN: In his trinity of black Wills, the villain shakebags, Iago, +Richard Crookback, Edmund in _King Lear_, two bear the wicked uncles' +names. Nay, that last play was written or being written while his +brother Edmund lay dying in Southwark. + +BEST: I hope Edmund is going to catch it. I don't want Richard, my name +... + +_(Laughter)_ + +QUAKERLYSTER: (_A tempo_) But he that filches from me my good name... + +STEPHEN: _(Stringendo)_ He has hidden his own name, a fair name, +William, in the plays, a super here, a clown there, as a painter of old +Italy set his face in a dark corner of his canvas. He has revealed it in +the sonnets where there is Will in overplus. Like John o'Gaunt his name +is dear to him, as dear as the coat and crest he toadied for, on a bend +sable a spear or steeled argent, honorificabilitudinitatibus, dearer +than his glory of greatest shakescene in the country. What's in a name? +That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name that +we are told is ours. A star, a daystar, a firedrake, rose at his birth. +It shone by day in the heavens alone, brighter than Venus in the +night, and by night it shone over delta in Cassiopeia, the recumbent +constellation which is the signature of his initial among the stars. His +eyes watched it, lowlying on the horizon, eastward of the bear, as +he walked by the slumberous summer fields at midnight returning from +Shottery and from her arms. + +Both satisfied. I too. + +Don't tell them he was nine years old when it was quenched. + +And from her arms. + +Wait to be wooed and won. Ay, meacock. Who will woo you? + +Read the skies. _Autontimorumenos. Bous Stephanoumenos._ Where's your +configuration? Stephen, Stephen, cut the bread even. S. D: _sua donna. +Già: di lui. gelindo risolve di non amare_ S. D. + +--What is that, Mr Dedalus? the quaker librarian asked. Was it a +celestial phenomenon? + +--A star by night, Stephen said. A pillar of the cloud by day. + +What more's to speak? + +Stephen looked on his hat, his stick, his boots. + +_Stephanos,_ my crown. My sword. His boots are spoiling the shape of my +feet. Buy a pair. Holes in my socks. Handkerchief too. + +--You make good use of the name, John Eglinton allowed. Your own name is +strange enough. I suppose it explains your fantastical humour. + +Me, Magee and Mulligan. + +Fabulous artificer. The hawklike man. You flew. Whereto? +Newhaven-Dieppe, steerage passenger. Paris and back. Lapwing. Icarus. +_Pater, ait._ Seabedabbled, fallen, weltering. Lapwing you are. Lapwing +be. + +Mr Best eagerquietly lifted his book to say: + +--That's very interesting because that brother motive, don't you know, +we find also in the old Irish myths. Just what you say. The three +brothers Shakespeare. In Grimm too, don't you know, the fairytales. The +third brother that always marries the sleeping beauty and wins the best +prize. + +Best of Best brothers. Good, better, best. + +The quaker librarian springhalted near. + +--I should like to know, he said, which brother you... I understand you +to suggest there was misconduct with one of the brothers... But perhaps +I am anticipating? + +He caught himself in the act: looked at all: refrained. + +An attendant from the doorway called: + +--Mr Lyster! Father Dineen wants... + +--O, Father Dineen! Directly. + +Swiftly rectly creaking rectly rectly he was rectly gone. + +John Eglinton touched the foil. + +--Come, he said. Let us hear what you have to say of Richard and Edmund. +You kept them for the last, didn't you? + +--In asking you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie and +nuncle Edmund, Stephen answered, I feel I am asking too much perhaps. A +brother is as easily forgotten as an umbrella. + +Lapwing. + +Where is your brother? Apothecaries' hall. My whetstone. Him, then +Cranly, Mulligan: now these. Speech, speech. But act. Act speech. They +mock to try you. Act. Be acted on. + +Lapwing. + +I am tired of my voice, the voice of Esau. My kingdom for a drink. + +On. + +--You will say those names were already in the chronicles from which he +took the stuff of his plays. Why did he take them rather than others? +Richard, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a widowed Ann +(what's in a name?), woos and wins her, a whoreson merry widow. Richard +the conqueror, third brother, came after William the conquered. The +other four acts of that play hang limply from that first. Of all his +kings Richard is the only king unshielded by Shakespeare's reverence, +the angel of the world. Why is the underplot of _King Lear_ in which +Edmund figures lifted out of Sidney's _Arcadia_ and spatchcocked on to a +Celtic legend older than history? + +--That was Will's way, John Eglinton defended. We should not now combine +a Norse saga with an excerpt from a novel by George Meredith. _Que +voulez-vous?_ Moore would say. He puts Bohemia on the seacoast and makes +Ulysses quote Aristotle. + +--Why? Stephen answered himself. Because the theme of the false or +the usurping or the adulterous brother or all three in one is to +Shakespeare, what the poor are not, always with him. The note of +banishment, banishment from the heart, banishment from home, sounds +uninterruptedly from _The Two Gentlemen of Verona_ onward till Prospero +breaks his staff, buries it certain fathoms in the earth and drowns his +book. It doubles itself in the middle of his life, reflects itself in +another, repeats itself, protasis, epitasis, catastasis, catastrophe. +It repeats itself again when he is near the grave, when his married +daughter Susan, chip of the old block, is accused of adultery. But it +was the original sin that darkened his understanding, weakened his will +and left in him a strong inclination to evil. The words are those of +my lords bishops of Maynooth. An original sin and, like original sin, +committed by another in whose sin he too has sinned. It is between the +lines of his last written words, it is petrified on his tombstone under +which her four bones are not to be laid. Age has not withered it. Beauty +and peace have not done it away. It is in infinite variety everywhere in +the world he has created, in _Much Ado about Nothing_, twice in _As you +like It_, in _The Tempest_, in _Hamlet,_ in _Measure for Measure_--and +in all the other plays which I have not read. + +He laughed to free his mind from his mind's bondage. + +Judge Eglinton summed up. + +--The truth is midway, he affirmed. He is the ghost and the prince. He +is all in all. + +--He is, Stephen said. The boy of act one is the mature man of act five. +All in all. In _Cymbeline,_ in _Othello_ he is bawd and cuckold. He acts +and is acted on. Lover of an ideal or a perversion, like Jose he +kills the real Carmen. His unremitting intellect is the hornmad Iago +ceaselessly willing that the moor in him shall suffer. + +--Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuck Mulligan clucked lewdly. O word of fear! + +Dark dome received, reverbed. + +--And what a character is Iago! undaunted John Eglinton exclaimed. When +all is said Dumas _fils_ (or is it Dumas _père?)_ is right. After God +Shakespeare has created most. + +--Man delights him not nor woman neither, Stephen said. He returns after +a life of absence to that spot of earth where he was born, where he has +always been, man and boy, a silent witness and there, his journey of +life ended, he plants his mulberrytree in the earth. Then dies. The +motion is ended. Gravediggers bury Hamlet _(père?)_ and Hamlet _fils._ +A king and a prince at last in death, with incidental music. And, what +though murdered and betrayed, bewept by all frail tender hearts for, +Dane or Dubliner, sorrow for the dead is the only husband from whom +they refuse to be divorced. If you like the epilogue look long on it: +prosperous Prospero, the good man rewarded, Lizzie, grandpa's lump of +love, and nuncle Richie, the bad man taken off by poetic justice to the +place where the bad niggers go. Strong curtain. He found in the world +without as actual what was in his world within as possible. Maeterlinck +says: _If Socrates leave his house today he will find the sage seated +on his doorstep. If Judas go forth tonight it is to Judas his steps +will tend._ Every life is many days, day after day. We walk through +ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, +widows, brothers-in-love, but always meeting ourselves. The playwright +who wrote the folio of this world and wrote it badly (He gave us light +first and the sun two days later), the lord of things as they are whom +the most Roman of catholics call _dio boia_, hangman god, is doubtless +all in all in all of us, ostler and butcher, and would be bawd and +cuckold too but that in the economy of heaven, foretold by Hamlet, there +are no more marriages, glorified man, an androgynous angel, being a wife +unto himself. + +_--Eureka!_ Buck Mulligan cried. _Eureka!_ + +Suddenly happied he jumped up and reached in a stride John Eglinton's +desk. + +--May I? he said. The Lord has spoken to Malachi. + +He began to scribble on a slip of paper. + +Take some slips from the counter going out. + +--Those who are married, Mr Best, douce herald, said, all save one, +shall live. The rest shall keep as they are. + +He laughed, unmarried, at Eglinton Johannes, of arts a bachelor. + +Unwed, unfancied, ware of wiles, they fingerponder nightly each his +variorum edition of _The Taming of the Shrew._ + +--You are a delusion, said roundly John Eglinton to Stephen. You have +brought us all this way to show us a French triangle. Do you believe +your own theory? + +--No, Stephen said promptly. + +--Are you going to write it? Mr Best asked. You ought to make it a +dialogue, don't you know, like the Platonic dialogues Wilde wrote. + +John Eclecticon doubly smiled. + +--Well, in that case, he said, I don't see why you should expect payment +for it since you don't believe it yourself. Dowden believes there is +some mystery in _Hamlet_ but will say no more. Herr Bleibtreu, the man +Piper met in Berlin, who is working up that Rutland theory, believes +that the secret is hidden in the Stratford monument. He is going to +visit the present duke, Piper says, and prove to him that his ancestor +wrote the plays. It will come as a surprise to his grace. But he +believes his theory. + +I believe, O Lord, help my unbelief. That is, help me to believe or help +me to unbelieve? Who helps to believe? _Egomen._ Who to unbelieve? Other +chap. + +--You are the only contributor to _Dana_ who asks for pieces of silver. +Then I don't know about the next number. Fred Ryan wants space for an +article on economics. + +Fraidrine. Two pieces of silver he lent me. Tide you over. Economics. + +--For a guinea, Stephen said, you can publish this interview. + +Buck Mulligan stood up from his laughing scribbling, laughing: and then +gravely said, honeying malice: + +--I called upon the bard Kinch at his summer residence in upper +Mecklenburgh street and found him deep in the study of the _Summa contra +Gentiles_ in the company of two gonorrheal ladies, Fresh Nelly and +Rosalie, the coalquay whore. + +He broke away. + +--Come, Kinch. Come, wandering Aengus of the birds. + +Come, Kinch. You have eaten all we left. Ay. I will serve you your orts +and offals. + +Stephen rose. + +Life is many days. This will end. + +--We shall see you tonight, John Eglinton said. _Notre ami_ Moore says +Malachi Mulligan must be there. + +Buck Mulligan flaunted his slip and panama. + +--Monsieur Moore, he said, lecturer on French letters to the youth of +Ireland. I'll be there. Come, Kinch, the bards must drink. Can you walk +straight? + +Laughing, he... + +Swill till eleven. Irish nights entertainment. + +Lubber... + +Stephen followed a lubber... + +One day in the national library we had a discussion. Shakes. After. His +lub back: I followed. I gall his kibe. + +Stephen, greeting, then all amort, followed a lubber jester, a wellkempt +head, newbarbered, out of the vaulted cell into a shattering daylight of +no thought. + +What have I learned? Of them? Of me? + +Walk like Haines now. + +The constant readers' room. In the readers' book Cashel Boyle O'Connor +Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell parafes his polysyllables. Item: was Hamlet +mad? The quaker's pate godlily with a priesteen in booktalk. + +--O please do, sir... I shall be most pleased... + +Amused Buck Mulligan mused in pleasant murmur with himself, selfnodding: + +--A pleased bottom. + +The turnstile. + +Is that?... Blueribboned hat... Idly writing... What? Looked?... + +The curving balustrade: smoothsliding Mincius. + +Puck Mulligan, panamahelmeted, went step by step, iambing, trolling: + +_John Eglinton, my jo, John, Why won't you wed a wife?_ + +He spluttered to the air: + +--O, the chinless Chinaman! Chin Chon Eg Lin Ton. We went over to their +playbox, Haines and I, the plumbers' hall. Our players are creating a +new art for Europe like the Greeks or M. Maeterlinck. Abbey Theatre! I +smell the pubic sweat of monks. + +He spat blank. + +Forgot: any more than he forgot the whipping lousy Lucy gave him. And +left the _femme de trente ans._ And why no other children born? And his +first child a girl? + +Afterwit. Go back. + +The dour recluse still there (he has his cake) and the douce youngling, +minion of pleasure, Phedo's toyable fair hair. + +Eh... I just eh... wanted... I forgot... he... + +--Longworth and M'Curdy Atkinson were there... + +Puck Mulligan footed featly, trilling: + + _I hardly hear the purlieu cry + Or a tommy talk as I pass one by + Before my thoughts begin to run + On F. M'Curdy Atkinson, + The same that had the wooden leg + And that filibustering filibeg + That never dared to slake his drouth, + Magee that had the chinless mouth. + Being afraid to marry on earth + They masturbated for all they were worth._ + + +Jest on. Know thyself. + +Halted, below me, a quizzer looks at me. I halt. + +--Mournful mummer, Buck Mulligan moaned. Synge has left off wearing +black to be like nature. Only crows, priests and English coal are black. + +A laugh tripped over his lips. + +--Longworth is awfully sick, he said, after what you wrote about that +old hake Gregory. O you inquisitional drunken jewjesuit! She gets you +a job on the paper and then you go and slate her drivel to Jaysus. +Couldn't you do the Yeats touch? + +He went on and down, mopping, chanting with waving graceful arms: + +--The most beautiful book that has come out of our country in my time. +One thinks of Homer. + +He stopped at the stairfoot. + +--I have conceived a play for the mummers, he said solemnly. + +The pillared Moorish hall, shadows entwined. Gone the nine men's morrice +with caps of indices. + +In sweetly varying voices Buck Mulligan read his tablet: _Everyman His +own Wife or A Honeymoon in the Hand (a national immorality in three +orgasms) by Ballocky Mulligan._ + + +He turned a happy patch's smirk to Stephen, saying: + +--The disguise, I fear, is thin. But listen. + +He read, _marcato:_ + +--Characters: + + TODY TOSTOFF (a ruined Pole) + CRAB (a bushranger) + MEDICAL DICK ) + and ) (two birds with one stone) + MEDICAL DAVY ) + MOTHER GROGAN (a watercarrier) + FRESH NELLY + and + ROSALIE (the coalquay whore). + +He laughed, lolling a to and fro head, walking on, followed by Stephen: +and mirthfully he told the shadows, souls of men: + +--O, the night in the Camden hall when the daughters of Erin had to +lift their skirts to step over you as you lay in your mulberrycoloured, +multicoloured, multitudinous vomit! + +--The most innocent son of Erin, Stephen said, for whom they ever lifted +them. + +About to pass through the doorway, feeling one behind, he stood aside. + +Part. The moment is now. Where then? If Socrates leave his house today, +if Judas go forth tonight. Why? That lies in space which I in time must +come to, ineluctably. + +My will: his will that fronts me. Seas between. + +A man passed out between them, bowing, greeting. + +--Good day again, Buck Mulligan said. + +The portico. + +Here I watched the birds for augury. Aengus of the birds. They go, they +come. Last night I flew. Easily flew. Men wondered. Street of harlots +after. A creamfruit melon he held to me. In. You will see. + +--The wandering jew, Buck Mulligan whispered with clown's awe. Did you +see his eye? He looked upon you to lust after you. I fear thee, ancient +mariner. O, Kinch, thou art in peril. Get thee a breechpad. + +Manner of Oxenford. + +Day. Wheelbarrow sun over arch of bridge. + +A dark back went before them, step of a pard, down, out by the gateway, +under portcullis barbs. + +They followed. + +Offend me still. Speak on. + +Kind air defined the coigns of houses in Kildare street. No birds. Frail +from the housetops two plumes of smoke ascended, pluming, and in a flaw +of softness softly were blown. + +Cease to strive. Peace of the druid priests of Cymbeline: hierophantic: +from wide earth an altar. + + _Laud we the gods + And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils + From our bless'd altars._ + + +The superior, the very reverend John Conmee S.J. reset his smooth watch +in his interior pocket as he came down the presbytery steps. Five to +three. Just nice time to walk to Artane. What was that boy's name again? +Dignam. Yes. _Vere dignum et iustum est._ Brother Swan was the person +to see. Mr Cunningham's letter. Yes. Oblige him, if possible. Good +practical catholic: useful at mission time. + +A onelegged sailor, swinging himself onward by lazy jerks of his +crutches, growled some notes. He jerked short before the convent of the +sisters of charity and held out a peaked cap for alms towards the very +reverend John Conmee S. J. Father Conmee blessed him in the sun for his +purse held, he knew, one silver crown. + +Father Conmee crossed to Mountjoy square. He thought, but not for long, +of soldiers and sailors, whose legs had been shot off by cannonballs, +ending their days in some pauper ward, and of cardinal Wolsey's words: +_If I had served my God as I have served my king He would not have +abandoned me in my old days._ He walked by the treeshade of sunnywinking +leaves: and towards him came the wife of Mr David Sheehy M.P. + +--Very well, indeed, father. And you, father? + +Father Conmee was wonderfully well indeed. He would go to Buxton +probably for the waters. And her boys, were they getting on well at +Belvedere? Was that so? Father Conmee was very glad indeed to hear that. +And Mr Sheehy himself? Still in London. The house was still sitting, to +be sure it was. Beautiful weather it was, delightful indeed. Yes, it was +very probable that Father Bernard Vaughan would come again to preach. O, +yes: a very great success. A wonderful man really. + +Father Conmee was very glad to see the wife of Mr David Sheehy M.P. +Iooking so well and he begged to be remembered to Mr David Sheehy M.P. +Yes, he would certainly call. + +--Good afternoon, Mrs Sheehy. + +Father Conmee doffed his silk hat and smiled, as he took leave, at the +jet beads of her mantilla inkshining in the sun. And smiled yet again, +in going. He had cleaned his teeth, he knew, with arecanut paste. + +Father Conmee walked and, walking, smiled for he thought on Father +Bernard Vaughan's droll eyes and cockney voice. + +--Pilate! Wy don't you old back that owlin mob? + +A zealous man, however. Really he was. And really did great good in his +way. Beyond a doubt. He loved Ireland, he said, and he loved the Irish. +Of good family too would one think it? Welsh, were they not? + +O, lest he forget. That letter to father provincial. + +Father Conmee stopped three little schoolboys at the corner of Mountjoy +square. Yes: they were from Belvedere. The little house. Aha. And were +they good boys at school? O. That was very good now. And what was his +name? Jack Sohan. And his name? Ger. Gallaher. And the other little man? +His name was Brunny Lynam. O, that was a very nice name to have. + +Father Conmee gave a letter from his breast to Master Brunny Lynam and +pointed to the red pillarbox at the corner of Fitzgibbon street. + +--But mind you don't post yourself into the box, little man, he said. + +The boys sixeyed Father Conmee and laughed: + +--O, sir. + +--Well, let me see if you can post a letter, Father Conmee said. + +Master Brunny Lynam ran across the road and put Father Conmee's letter +to father provincial into the mouth of the bright red letterbox. Father +Conmee smiled and nodded and smiled and walked along Mountjoy square +east. + +Mr Denis J Maginni, professor of dancing &c, in silk hat, slate +frockcoat with silk facings, white kerchief tie, tight lavender +trousers, canary gloves and pointed patent boots, walking with grave +deportment most respectfully took the curbstone as he passed lady +Maxwell at the corner of Dignam's court. + +Was that not Mrs M'Guinness? + +Mrs M'Guinness, stately, silverhaired, bowed to Father Conmee from the +farther footpath along which she sailed. And Father Conmee smiled and +saluted. How did she do? + +A fine carriage she had. Like Mary, queen of Scots, something. And to +think that she was a pawnbroker! Well, now! Such a... what should he +say?... such a queenly mien. + +Father Conmee walked down Great Charles street and glanced at the shutup +free church on his left. The reverend T. R. Greene B.A. will (D.V.) +speak. The incumbent they called him. He felt it incumbent on him to say +a few words. But one should be charitable. Invincible ignorance. They +acted according to their lights. + +Father Conmee turned the corner and walked along the North Circular +road. It was a wonder that there was not a tramline in such an important +thoroughfare. Surely, there ought to be. + +A band of satchelled schoolboys crossed from Richmond street. All +raised untidy caps. Father Conmee greeted them more than once benignly. +Christian brother boys. + +Father Conmee smelt incense on his right hand as he walked. Saint +Joseph's church, Portland row. For aged and virtuous females. +Father Conmee raised his hat to the Blessed Sacrament. Virtuous: but +occasionally they were also badtempered. + +Near Aldborough house Father Conmee thought of that spendthrift +nobleman. And now it was an office or something. + +Father Conmee began to walk along the North Strand road and was saluted +by Mr William Gallagher who stood in the doorway of his shop. Father +Conmee saluted Mr William Gallagher and perceived the odours that came +from baconflitches and ample cools of butter. He passed Grogan's the +Tobacconist against which newsboards leaned and told of a dreadful +catastrophe in New York. In America those things were continually +happening. Unfortunate people to die like that, unprepared. Still, an +act of perfect contrition. + +Father Conmee went by Daniel Bergin's publichouse against the window of +which two unlabouring men lounged. They saluted him and were saluted. + +Father Conmee passed H. J. O'Neill's funeral establishment where Corny +Kelleher totted figures in the daybook while he chewed a blade of hay. +A constable on his beat saluted Father Conmee and Father Conmee saluted +the constable. In Youkstetter's, the porkbutcher's, Father Conmee +observed pig's puddings, white and black and red, lie neatly curled in +tubes. + +Moored under the trees of Charleville Mall Father Conmee saw a +turfbarge, a towhorse with pendent head, a bargeman with a hat of dirty +straw seated amidships, smoking and staring at a branch of poplar above +him. It was idyllic: and Father Conmee reflected on the providence of +the Creator who had made turf to be in bogs whence men might dig it +out and bring it to town and hamlet to make fires in the houses of poor +people. + +On Newcomen bridge the very reverend John Conmee S.J. of saint Francis +Xavier's church, upper Gardiner street, stepped on to an outward bound +tram. + +Off an inward bound tram stepped the reverend Nicholas Dudley C. C. of +saint Agatha's church, north William street, on to Newcomen bridge. + +At Newcomen bridge Father Conmee stepped into an outward bound tram for +he disliked to traverse on foot the dingy way past Mud Island. + +Father Conmee sat in a corner of the tramcar, a blue ticket tucked with +care in the eye of one plump kid glove, while four shillings, a sixpence +and five pennies chuted from his other plump glovepalm into his purse. +Passing the ivy church he reflected that the ticket inspector usually +made his visit when one had carelessly thrown away the ticket. The +solemnity of the occupants of the car seemed to Father Conmee excessive +for a journey so short and cheap. Father Conmee liked cheerful decorum. + +It was a peaceful day. The gentleman with the glasses opposite Father +Conmee had finished explaining and looked down. His wife, Father Conmee +supposed. A tiny yawn opened the mouth of the wife of the gentleman with +the glasses. She raised her small gloved fist, yawned ever so gently, +tiptapping her small gloved fist on her opening mouth and smiled tinily, +sweetly. + +Father Conmee perceived her perfume in the car. He perceived also that +the awkward man at the other side of her was sitting on the edge of the +seat. + +Father Conmee at the altarrails placed the host with difficulty in the +mouth of the awkward old man who had the shaky head. + +At Annesley bridge the tram halted and, when it was about to go, an old +woman rose suddenly from her place to alight. The conductor pulled the +bellstrap to stay the car for her. She passed out with her basket and +a marketnet: and Father Conmee saw the conductor help her and net and +basket down: and Father Conmee thought that, as she had nearly passed +the end of the penny fare, she was one of those good souls who had +always to be told twice _bless you, my child,_ that they have been +absolved, _pray for me._ But they had so many worries in life, so many +cares, poor creatures. + +From the hoardings Mr Eugene Stratton grimaced with thick niggerlips at +Father Conmee. + +Father Conmee thought of the souls of black and brown and yellow men and +of his sermon on saint Peter Claver S.J. and the African mission and of +the propagation of the faith and of the millions of black and brown and +yellow souls that had not received the baptism of water when their last +hour came like a thief in the night. That book by the Belgian jesuit, +_Le Nombre des Élus,_ seemed to Father Conmee a reasonable plea. Those +were millions of human souls created by God in His Own likeness to +whom the faith had not (D.V.) been brought. But they were God's souls, +created by God. It seemed to Father Conmee a pity that they should all +be lost, a waste, if one might say. + +At the Howth road stop Father Conmee alighted, was saluted by the +conductor and saluted in his turn. + +The Malahide road was quiet. It pleased Father Conmee, road and name. +The joybells were ringing in gay Malahide. Lord Talbot de Malahide, +immediate hereditary lord admiral of Malahide and the seas adjoining. +Then came the call to arms and she was maid, wife and widow in one day. +Those were old worldish days, loyal times in joyous townlands, old times +in the barony. + +Father Conmee, walking, thought of his little book _Old Times in the +Barony_ and of the book that might be written about jesuit houses and of +Mary Rochfort, daughter of lord Molesworth, first countess of Belvedere. + +A listless lady, no more young, walked alone the shore of lough Ennel, +Mary, first countess of Belvedere, listlessly walking in the evening, +not startled when an otter plunged. Who could know the truth? Not the +jealous lord Belvedere and not her confessor if she had not committed +adultery fully, _eiaculatio seminis inter vas naturale mulieris,_ with +her husband's brother? She would half confess if she had not all sinned +as women did. Only God knew and she and he, her husband's brother. + +Father Conmee thought of that tyrannous incontinence, needed however for +man's race on earth, and of the ways of God which were not our ways. + +Don John Conmee walked and moved in times of yore. He was humane and +honoured there. He bore in mind secrets confessed and he smiled at +smiling noble faces in a beeswaxed drawingroom, ceiled with full fruit +clusters. And the hands of a bride and of a bridegroom, noble to noble, +were impalmed by Don John Conmee. + +It was a charming day. + +The lychgate of a field showed Father Conmee breadths of cabbages, +curtseying to him with ample underleaves. The sky showed him a flock of +small white clouds going slowly down the wind. _Moutonner,_ the French +said. A just and homely word. + +Father Conmee, reading his office, watched a flock of muttoning clouds +over Rathcoffey. His thinsocked ankles were tickled by the stubble of +Clongowes field. He walked there, reading in the evening, and heard +the cries of the boys' lines at their play, young cries in the quiet +evening. He was their rector: his reign was mild. + +Father Conmee drew off his gloves and took his rededged breviary out. An +ivory bookmark told him the page. + +Nones. He should have read that before lunch. But lady Maxwell had come. + +Father Conmee read in secret _Pater_ and _Ave_ and crossed his breast. +_Deus in adiutorium._ + +He walked calmly and read mutely the nones, walking and reading till he +came to _Res_ in _Beati immaculati: Principium verborum tuorum veritas: +in eternum omnia indicia iustitiae tuae._ + +A flushed young man came from a gap of a hedge and after him came a +young woman with wild nodding daisies in her hand. The young man raised +his cap abruptly: the young woman abruptly bent and with slow care +detached from her light skirt a clinging twig. + +Father Conmee blessed both gravely and turned a thin page of his +breviary. _Sin: Principes persecuti sunt me gratis: et a verbis tuis +formidavit cor meum._ + +* * * * * + +Corny Kelleher closed his long daybook and glanced with his drooping eye +at a pine coffinlid sentried in a corner. He pulled himself erect, +went to it and, spinning it on its axle, viewed its shape and brass +furnishings. Chewing his blade of hay he laid the coffinlid by and came +to the doorway. There he tilted his hatbrim to give shade to his eyes +and leaned against the doorcase, looking idly out. + +Father John Conmee stepped into the Dollymount tram on Newcomen bridge. + +Corny Kelleher locked his largefooted boots and gazed, his hat +downtilted, chewing his blade of hay. + +Constable 57C, on his beat, stood to pass the time of day. + +--That's a fine day, Mr Kelleher. + +--Ay, Corny Kelleher said. + +--It's very close, the constable said. + +Corny Kelleher sped a silent jet of hayjuice arching from his mouth +while a generous white arm from a window in Eccles street flung forth a +coin. + +--What's the best news? he asked. + +--I seen that particular party last evening, the constable said with +bated breath. + +* * * * * + +A onelegged sailor crutched himself round MacConnell's corner, skirting +Rabaiotti's icecream car, and jerked himself up Eccles street. Towards +Larry O'Rourke, in shirtsleeves in his doorway, he growled unamiably: + +--_For England_... + +He swung himself violently forward past Katey and Boody Dedalus, halted +and growled: + +--_home and beauty._ + +J. J. O'Molloy's white careworn face was told that Mr Lambert was in the +warehouse with a visitor. + +A stout lady stopped, took a copper coin from her purse and dropped it +into the cap held out to her. The sailor grumbled thanks, glanced sourly +at the unheeding windows, sank his head and swung himself forward four +strides. + +He halted and growled angrily: + +--_For England_... + +Two barefoot urchins, sucking long liquorice laces, halted near him, +gaping at his stump with their yellowslobbered mouths. + +He swung himself forward in vigorous jerks, halted, lifted his head +towards a window and bayed deeply: + +--_home and beauty._ + +The gay sweet chirping whistling within went on a bar or two, ceased. +The blind of the window was drawn aside. A card _Unfurnished Apartments_ +slipped from the sash and fell. A plump bare generous arm shone, was +seen, held forth from a white petticoatbodice and taut shiftstraps. A +woman's hand flung forth a coin over the area railings. It fell on the +path. + +One of the urchins ran to it, picked it up and dropped it into the +minstrel's cap, saying: + +--There, sir. + +* * * * * + +Katey and Boody Dedalus shoved in the door of the closesteaming kitchen. + +--Did you put in the books? Boody asked. + +Maggy at the range rammed down a greyish mass beneath bubbling suds +twice with her potstick and wiped her brow. + +--They wouldn't give anything on them, she said. + +Father Conmee walked through Clongowes fields, his thinsocked ankles +tickled by stubble. + +--Where did you try? Boody asked. + +--M'Guinness's. + +Boody stamped her foot and threw her satchel on the table. + +--Bad cess to her big face! she cried. + +Katey went to the range and peered with squinting eyes. + +--What's in the pot? she asked. + +--Shirts, Maggy said. + +Boody cried angrily: + +--Crickey, is there nothing for us to eat? + +Katey, lifting the kettlelid in a pad of her stained skirt, asked: + +--And what's in this? + +A heavy fume gushed in answer. + +--Peasoup, Maggy said. + +--Where did you get it? Katey asked. + +--Sister Mary Patrick, Maggy said. + +The lacquey rang his bell. + +--Barang! + +Boody sat down at the table and said hungrily: + +--Give us it here. + +Maggy poured yellow thick soup from the kettle into a bowl. Katey, +sitting opposite Boody, said quietly, as her fingertip lifted to her +mouth random crumbs: + +--A good job we have that much. Where's Dilly? + +--Gone to meet father, Maggy said. + +Boody, breaking big chunks of bread into the yellow soup, added: + +--Our father who art not in heaven. + +Maggy, pouring yellow soup in Katey's bowl, exclaimed: + +--Boody! For shame! + +A skiff, a crumpled throwaway, Elijah is coming, rode lightly down the +Liffey, under Loopline bridge, shooting the rapids where water chafed +around the bridgepiers, sailing eastward past hulls and anchorchains, +between the Customhouse old dock and George's quay. + +* * * * * + +The blond girl in Thornton's bedded the wicker basket with rustling +fibre. Blazes Boylan handed her the bottle swathed in pink tissue paper +and a small jar. + +--Put these in first, will you? he said. + +--Yes, sir, the blond girl said. And the fruit on top. + +--That'll do, game ball, Blazes Boylan said. + +She bestowed fat pears neatly, head by tail, and among them ripe +shamefaced peaches. + +Blazes Boylan walked here and there in new tan shoes about the +fruitsmelling shop, lifting fruits, young juicy crinkled and plump red +tomatoes, sniffing smells. + +H. E. L. Y.'S filed before him, tallwhitehatted, past Tangier lane, +plodding towards their goal. + +He turned suddenly from a chip of strawberries, drew a gold watch from +his fob and held it at its chain's length. + +--Can you send them by tram? Now? + +A darkbacked figure under Merchants' arch scanned books on the hawker's +cart. + +--Certainly, sir. Is it in the city? + +--O, yes, Blazes Boylan said. Ten minutes. + +The blond girl handed him a docket and pencil. + +--Will you write the address, sir? + +Blazes Boylan at the counter wrote and pushed the docket to her. + +--Send it at once, will you? he said. It's for an invalid. + +--Yes, sir. I will, sir. + +Blazes Boylan rattled merry money in his trousers' pocket. + +--What's the damage? he asked. + +The blond girl's slim fingers reckoned the fruits. + +Blazes Boylan looked into the cut of her blouse. A young pullet. He took +a red carnation from the tall stemglass. + +--This for me? he asked gallantly. + +The blond girl glanced sideways at him, got up regardless, with his tie +a bit crooked, blushing. + +--Yes, sir, she said. + +Bending archly she reckoned again fat pears and blushing peaches. + +Blazes Boylan looked in her blouse with more favour, the stalk of the +red flower between his smiling teeth. + +--May I say a word to your telephone, missy? he asked roguishly. + +* * * * * + +_--Ma!_ Almidano Artifoni said. + +He gazed over Stephen's shoulder at Goldsmith's knobby poll. + +Two carfuls of tourists passed slowly, their women sitting fore, +gripping the handrests. Palefaces. Men's arms frankly round their +stunted forms. They looked from Trinity to the blind columned porch of +the bank of Ireland where pigeons roocoocooed. + +--_Anch'io ho avuto di queste idee, ALMIDANO ARTIFONI SAID, quand' ero +giovine come Lei. Eppoi mi sono convinto che il mondo è una bestia. +É peccato. Perchè la sua voce... sarebbe un cespite di rendita, via. +Invece, Lei si sacrifica._ + +--_Sacrifizio incruento,_ Stephen said smiling, swaying his ashplant in +slow swingswong from its midpoint, lightly. + +_--Speriamo,_ the round mustachioed face said pleasantly. _Ma, dia retta +a me. Ci rifletta_. + +By the stern stone hand of Grattan, bidding halt, an Inchicore tram +unloaded straggling Highland soldiers of a band. + +--_Ci rifletterò,_ Stephen said, glancing down the solid trouserleg. + +--_Ma, sul serio, eh?_ Almidano Artifoni said. + +His heavy hand took Stephen's firmly. Human eyes. They gazed curiously +an instant and turned quickly towards a Dalkey tram. + +_--Eccolo,_ Almidano Artifoni said in friendly haste. _Venga a trovarmi +e ci pensi. Addio, caro._ + +--_Arrivederla, maestro,_ Stephen said, raising his hat when his hand +was freed. _E grazie._ + +--_Di che?_ Almidano Artifoni said. _Scusi, eh? Tante belle cose!_ + +Almidano Artifoni, holding up a baton of rolled music as a signal, +trotted on stout trousers after the Dalkey tram. In vain he trotted, +signalling in vain among the rout of barekneed gillies smuggling +implements of music through Trinity gates. + +* * * * * + +Miss Dunne hid the Capel street library copy of _The Woman in White_ +far back in her drawer and rolled a sheet of gaudy notepaper into her +typewriter. + +Too much mystery business in it. Is he in love with that one, Marion? +Change it and get another by Mary Cecil Haye. + +The disk shot down the groove, wobbled a while, ceased and ogled them: +six. + +Miss Dunne clicked on the keyboard: + +--16 June 1904. + +Five tallwhitehatted sandwichmen between Monypeny's corner and the slab +where Wolfe Tone's statue was not, eeled themselves turning H. E. L. +Y.'S and plodded back as they had come. + +Then she stared at the large poster of Marie Kendall, charming +soubrette, and, listlessly lolling, scribbled on the jotter sixteens and +capital esses. Mustard hair and dauby cheeks. She's not nicelooking, +is she? The way she's holding up her bit of a skirt. Wonder will that +fellow be at the band tonight. If I could get that dressmaker to make a +concertina skirt like Susy Nagle's. They kick out grand. Shannon and +all the boatclub swells never took his eyes off her. Hope to goodness he +won't keep me here till seven. + +The telephone rang rudely by her ear. + +--Hello. Yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, sir. I'll ring them up after five. Only +those two, sir, for Belfast and Liverpool. All right, sir. Then I can go +after six if you're not back. A quarter after. Yes, sir. Twentyseven and +six. I'll tell him. Yes: one, seven, six. + +She scribbled three figures on an envelope. + +--Mr Boylan! Hello! That gentleman from SPORT was in looking for you. Mr +Lenehan, yes. He said he'll be in the Ormond at four. No, sir. Yes, sir. +I'll ring them up after five. + +* * * * * + +Two pink faces turned in the flare of the tiny torch. + +--Who's that? Ned Lambert asked. Is that Crotty? + +--Ringabella and Crosshaven, a voice replied groping for foothold. + +--Hello, Jack, is that yourself? Ned Lambert said, raising in salute his +pliant lath among the flickering arches. Come on. Mind your steps there. + +The vesta in the clergyman's uplifted hand consumed itself in a long +soft flame and was let fall. At their feet its red speck died: and +mouldy air closed round them. + +--How interesting! a refined accent said in the gloom. + +--Yes, sir, Ned Lambert said heartily. We are standing in the historic +council chamber of saint Mary's abbey where silken Thomas proclaimed +himself a rebel in 1534. This is the most historic spot in all Dublin. +O'Madden Burke is going to write something about it one of these days. +The old bank of Ireland was over the way till the time of the union and +the original jews' temple was here too before they built their synagogue +over in Adelaide road. You were never here before, Jack, were you? + +--No, Ned. + +--He rode down through Dame walk, the refined accent said, if my memory +serves me. The mansion of the Kildares was in Thomas court. + +--That's right, Ned Lambert said. That's quite right, sir. + +--If you will be so kind then, the clergyman said, the next time to +allow me perhaps... + +--Certainly, Ned Lambert said. Bring the camera whenever you like. I'll +get those bags cleared away from the windows. You can take it from here +or from here. + +In the still faint light he moved about, tapping with his lath the piled +seedbags and points of vantage on the floor. + +From a long face a beard and gaze hung on a chessboard. + +--I'm deeply obliged, Mr Lambert, the clergyman said. I won't trespass +on your valuable time... + +--You're welcome, sir, Ned Lambert said. Drop in whenever you like. Next +week, say. Can you see? + +--Yes, yes. Good afternoon, Mr Lambert. Very pleased to have met you. + +--Pleasure is mine, sir, Ned Lambert answered. + +He followed his guest to the outlet and then whirled his lath away among +the pillars. With J. J. O'Molloy he came forth slowly into Mary's abbey +where draymen were loading floats with sacks of carob and palmnut meal, +O'Connor, Wexford. + +He stood to read the card in his hand. + +--The reverend Hugh C. Love, Rathcoffey. Present address: Saint +Michael's, Sallins. Nice young chap he is. He's writing a book about the +Fitzgeralds he told me. He's well up in history, faith. + +The young woman with slow care detached from her light skirt a clinging +twig. + +--I thought you were at a new gunpowder plot, J. J. O'Molloy said. + +Ned Lambert cracked his fingers in the air. + +--God! he cried. I forgot to tell him that one about the earl of Kildare +after he set fire to Cashel cathedral. You know that one? _I'm bloody +sorry I did it,_ says he, _but I declare to God I thought the archbishop +was inside._ He mightn't like it, though. What? God, I'll tell him +anyhow. That was the great earl, the Fitzgerald Mor. Hot members they +were all of them, the Geraldines. + +The horses he passed started nervously under their slack harness. He +slapped a piebald haunch quivering near him and cried: + +--Woa, sonny! + +He turned to J. J. O'Molloy and asked: + +--Well, Jack. What is it? What's the trouble? Wait awhile. Hold hard. + +With gaping mouth and head far back he stood still and, after an +instant, sneezed loudly. + +--Chow! he said. Blast you! + +--The dust from those sacks, J. J. O'Molloy said politely. + +--No, Ned Lambert gasped, I caught a... cold night before... blast +your soul... night before last... and there was a hell of a lot of +draught... + +He held his handkerchief ready for the coming... + +--I was... Glasnevin this morning... poor little... what do you call +him... Chow!... Mother of Moses! + +* * * * * + +Tom Rochford took the top disk from the pile he clasped against his +claret waistcoat. + +--See? he said. Say it's turn six. In here, see. Turn Now On. + +He slid it into the left slot for them. It shot down the groove, wobbled +a while, ceased, ogling them: six. + +Lawyers of the past, haughty, pleading, beheld pass from the +consolidated taxing office to Nisi Prius court Richie Goulding carrying +the costbag of Goulding, Collis and Ward and heard rustling from the +admiralty division of king's bench to the court of appeal an elderly +female with false teeth smiling incredulously and a black silk skirt of +great amplitude. + +--See? he said. See now the last one I put in is over here: Turns Over. +The impact. Leverage, see? + +He showed them the rising column of disks on the right. + +--Smart idea, Nosey Flynn said, snuffling. So a fellow coming in late +can see what turn is on and what turns are over. + +--See? Tom Rochford said. + +He slid in a disk for himself: and watched it shoot, wobble, ogle, stop: +four. Turn Now On. + +--I'll see him now in the Ormond, Lenehan said, and sound him. One good +turn deserves another. + +--Do, Tom Rochford said. Tell him I'm Boylan with impatience. + +--Goodnight, M'Coy said abruptly. When you two begin + +Nosey Flynn stooped towards the lever, snuffling at it. + +--But how does it work here, Tommy? he asked. + +--Tooraloo, Lenehan said. See you later. + +He followed M'Coy out across the tiny square of Crampton court. + +--He's a hero, he said simply. + +--I know, M'Coy said. The drain, you mean. + +--Drain? Lenehan said. It was down a manhole. + +They passed Dan Lowry's musichall where Marie Kendall, charming +soubrette, smiled on them from a poster a dauby smile. + +Going down the path of Sycamore street beside the Empire musichall +Lenehan showed M'Coy how the whole thing was. One of those manholes like +a bloody gaspipe and there was the poor devil stuck down in it, half +choked with sewer gas. Down went Tom Rochford anyhow, booky's vest and +all, with the rope round him. And be damned but he got the rope round +the poor devil and the two were hauled up. + +--The act of a hero, he said. + +At the Dolphin they halted to allow the ambulance car to gallop past +them for Jervis street. + +--This way, he said, walking to the right. I want to pop into Lynam's +to see Sceptre's starting price. What's the time by your gold watch and +chain? + +M'Coy peered into Marcus Tertius Moses' sombre office, then at O'Neill's +clock. + +--After three, he said. Who's riding her? + +--O. Madden, Lenehan said. And a game filly she is. + +While he waited in Temple bar M'Coy dodged a banana peel with gentle +pushes of his toe from the path to the gutter. Fellow might damn easy +get a nasty fall there coming along tight in the dark. + +The gates of the drive opened wide to give egress to the viceregal +cavalcade. + +--Even money, Lenehan said returning. I knocked against Bantam Lyons +in there going to back a bloody horse someone gave him that hasn't an +earthly. Through here. + +They went up the steps and under Merchants' arch. A darkbacked figure +scanned books on the hawker's cart. + +--There he is, Lenehan said. + +--Wonder what he's buying, M'Coy said, glancing behind. + +--_Leopoldo or the Bloom is on the Rye,_ Lenehan said. + +--He's dead nuts on sales, M'Coy said. I was with him one day and he +bought a book from an old one in Liffey street for two bob. There were +fine plates in it worth double the money, the stars and the moon and +comets with long tails. Astronomy it was about. + +Lenehan laughed. + +--I'll tell you a damn good one about comets' tails, he said. Come over +in the sun. + +They crossed to the metal bridge and went along Wellington quay by the +riverwall. + +Master Patrick Aloysius Dignam came out of Mangan's, late Fehrenbach's, +carrying a pound and a half of porksteaks. + +--There was a long spread out at Glencree reformatory, Lenehan said +eagerly. The annual dinner, you know. Boiled shirt affair. The lord +mayor was there, Val Dillon it was, and sir Charles Cameron and Dan +Dawson spoke and there was music. Bartell d'Arcy sang and Benjamin +Dollard... + +--I know, M'Coy broke in. My missus sang there once. + +--Did she? Lenehan said. + +A card _Unfurnished Apartments_ reappeared on the windowsash of number 7 +Eccles street. + +He checked his tale a moment but broke out in a wheezy laugh. + +--But wait till I tell you, he said. Delahunt of Camden street had the +catering and yours truly was chief bottlewasher. Bloom and the wife were +there. Lashings of stuff we put up: port wine and sherry and curacao to +which we did ample justice. Fast and furious it was. After liquids came +solids. Cold joints galore and mince pies... + +--I know, M'Coy said. The year the missus was there... + +Lenehan linked his arm warmly. + +--But wait till I tell you, he said. We had a midnight lunch too after +all the jollification and when we sallied forth it was blue o'clock the +morning after the night before. Coming home it was a gorgeous winter's +night on the Featherbed Mountain. Bloom and Chris Callinan were on one +side of the car and I was with the wife on the other. We started singing +glees and duets: _Lo, the early beam of morning_. She was well primed +with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband. Every jolt the +bloody car gave I had her bumping up against me. Hell's delights! She +has a fine pair, God bless her. Like that. + +He held his caved hands a cubit from him, frowning: + +--I was tucking the rug under her and settling her boa all the time. +Know what I mean? + +His hands moulded ample curves of air. He shut his eyes tight in +delight, his body shrinking, and blew a sweet chirp from his lips. + +--The lad stood to attention anyhow, he said with a sigh. She's a gamey +mare and no mistake. Bloom was pointing out all the stars and the comets +in the heavens to Chris Callinan and the jarvey: the great bear and +Hercules and the dragon, and the whole jingbang lot. But, by God, I was +lost, so to speak, in the milky way. He knows them all, faith. At last +she spotted a weeny weeshy one miles away. _And what star is that, +Poldy?_ says she. By God, she had Bloom cornered. _That one, is it?_ +says Chris Callinan, _sure that's only what you might call a pinprick._ +By God, he wasn't far wide of the mark. + +Lenehan stopped and leaned on the riverwall, panting with soft laughter. + +--I'm weak, he gasped. + +M'Coy's white face smiled about it at instants and grew grave. Lenehan +walked on again. He lifted his yachtingcap and scratched his hindhead +rapidly. He glanced sideways in the sunlight at M'Coy. + +--He's a cultured allroundman, Bloom is, he said seriously. He's not one +of your common or garden... you know... There's a touch of the artist +about old Bloom. + +* * * * * + +Mr Bloom turned over idly pages of _The Awful Disclosures of Maria +Monk,_ then of Aristotle's _Masterpiece._ Crooked botched print. Plates: +infants cuddled in a ball in bloodred wombs like livers of slaughtered +cows. Lots of them like that at this moment all over the world. All +butting with their skulls to get out of it. Child born every minute +somewhere. Mrs Purefoy. + +He laid both books aside and glanced at the third: _Tales of the Ghetto_ +by Leopold von Sacher Masoch. + +--That I had, he said, pushing it by. + +The shopman let two volumes fall on the counter. + +--Them are two good ones, he said. + +Onions of his breath came across the counter out of his ruined mouth. +He bent to make a bundle of the other books, hugged them against his +unbuttoned waistcoat and bore them off behind the dingy curtain. + +On O'Connell bridge many persons observed the grave deportment and gay +apparel of Mr Denis J Maginni, professor of dancing &c. + +Mr Bloom, alone, looked at the titles. _Fair Tyrants_ by James +Lovebirch. Know the kind that is. Had it? Yes. + +He opened it. Thought so. + +A woman's voice behind the dingy curtain. Listen: the man. + +No: she wouldn't like that much. Got her it once. + +He read the other title: _Sweets of Sin_. More in her line. Let us see. + +He read where his finger opened. + +_--All the dollarbills her husband gave her were spent in the stores on +wondrous gowns and costliest frillies. For him! For raoul!_ + +Yes. This. Here. Try. + +--_Her mouth glued on his in a luscious voluptuous kiss while his hands +felt for the opulent curves inside her deshabillé._ + +Yes. Take this. The end. + +--_You are late, he spoke hoarsely, eying her with a suspicious glare. +The beautiful woman threw off her sabletrimmed wrap, displaying her +queenly shoulders and heaving embonpoint. An imperceptible smile played +round her perfect lips as she turned to him calmly._ + +Mr Bloom read again: _The beautiful woman._ + +Warmth showered gently over him, cowing his flesh. Flesh yielded amply +amid rumpled clothes: whites of eyes swooning up. His nostrils arched +themselves for prey. Melting breast ointments (_for Him! For Raoul!_). +Armpits' oniony sweat. Fishgluey slime (_her heaving embonpoint!_). +Feel! Press! Crushed! Sulphur dung of lions! + +Young! Young! + +An elderly female, no more young, left the building of the courts of +chancery, king's bench, exchequer and common pleas, having heard in +the lord chancellor's court the case in lunacy of Potterton, in the +admiralty division the summons, exparte motion, of the owners of the +Lady Cairns versus the owners of the barque Mona, in the court of appeal +reservation of judgment in the case of Harvey versus the Ocean Accident +and Guarantee Corporation. + +Phlegmy coughs shook the air of the bookshop, bulging out the dingy +curtains. The shopman's uncombed grey head came out and his unshaven +reddened face, coughing. He raked his throat rudely, puked phlegm on the +floor. He put his boot on what he had spat, wiping his sole along it, +and bent, showing a rawskinned crown, scantily haired. + +Mr Bloom beheld it. + +Mastering his troubled breath, he said: + +--I'll take this one. + +The shopman lifted eyes bleared with old rheum. + +--_Sweets of Sin,_ he said, tapping on it. That's a good one. + +* * * * * + +The lacquey by the door of Dillon's auctionrooms shook his handbell +twice again and viewed himself in the chalked mirror of the cabinet. + +Dilly Dedalus, loitering by the curbstone, heard the beats of the +bell, the cries of the auctioneer within. Four and nine. Those lovely +curtains. Five shillings. Cosy curtains. Selling new at two guineas. Any +advance on five shillings? Going for five shillings. + +The lacquey lifted his handbell and shook it: + +--Barang! + +Bang of the lastlap bell spurred the halfmile wheelmen to their sprint. +J. A. Jackson, W. E. Wylie, A. Munro and H. T. Gahan, their stretched +necks wagging, negotiated the curve by the College library. + +Mr Dedalus, tugging a long moustache, came round from Williams's row. He +halted near his daughter. + +--It's time for you, she said. + +--Stand up straight for the love of the lord Jesus, Mr Dedalus said. +Are you trying to imitate your uncle John, the cornetplayer, head upon +shoulder? Melancholy God! + +Dilly shrugged her shoulders. Mr Dedalus placed his hands on them and +held them back. + +--Stand up straight, girl, he said. You'll get curvature of the spine. +Do you know what you look like? + +He let his head sink suddenly down and forward, hunching his shoulders +and dropping his underjaw. + +--Give it up, father, Dilly said. All the people are looking at you. + +Mr Dedalus drew himself upright and tugged again at his moustache. + +--Did you get any money? Dilly asked. + +--Where would I get money? Mr Dedalus said. There is no-one in Dublin +would lend me fourpence. + +--You got some, Dilly said, looking in his eyes. + +--How do you know that? Mr Dedalus asked, his tongue in his cheek. + +Mr Kernan, pleased with the order he had booked, walked boldly along +James's street. + +--I know you did, Dilly answered. Were you in the Scotch house now? + +--I was not, then, Mr Dedalus said, smiling. Was it the little nuns +taught you to be so saucy? Here. + +He handed her a shilling. + +--See if you can do anything with that, he said. + +--I suppose you got five, Dilly said. Give me more than that. + +--Wait awhile, Mr Dedalus said threateningly. You're like the rest of +them, are you? An insolent pack of little bitches since your poor mother +died. But wait awhile. You'll all get a short shrift and a long day from +me. Low blackguardism! I'm going to get rid of you. Wouldn't care if I +was stretched out stiff. He's dead. The man upstairs is dead. + +He left her and walked on. Dilly followed quickly and pulled his coat. + +--Well, what is it? he said, stopping. + +The lacquey rang his bell behind their backs. + +--Barang! + +--Curse your bloody blatant soul, Mr Dedalus cried, turning on him. + +The lacquey, aware of comment, shook the lolling clapper of his bell but +feebly: + +--Bang! + +Mr Dedalus stared at him. + +--Watch him, he said. It's instructive. I wonder will he allow us to +talk. + +--You got more than that, father, Dilly said. + +--I'm going to show you a little trick, Mr Dedalus said. I'll leave +you all where Jesus left the jews. Look, there's all I have. I got +two shillings from Jack Power and I spent twopence for a shave for the +funeral. + +He drew forth a handful of copper coins, nervously. + +--Can't you look for some money somewhere? Dilly said. + +Mr Dedalus thought and nodded. + +--I will, he said gravely. I looked all along the gutter in O'Connell +street. I'll try this one now. + +--You're very funny, Dilly said, grinning. + +--Here, Mr Dedalus said, handing her two pennies. Get a glass of milk +for yourself and a bun or a something. I'll be home shortly. + +He put the other coins in his pocket and started to walk on. + +The viceregal cavalcade passed, greeted by obsequious policemen, out of +Parkgate. + +--I'm sure you have another shilling, Dilly said. + +The lacquey banged loudly. + +Mr Dedalus amid the din walked off, murmuring to himself with a pursing +mincing mouth gently: + +--The little nuns! Nice little things! O, sure they wouldn't do +anything! O, sure they wouldn't really! Is it little sister Monica! + +* * * * * + +From the sundial towards James's gate walked Mr Kernan, pleased with the +order he had booked for Pulbrook Robertson, boldly along James's street, +past Shackleton's offices. Got round him all right. How do you do, Mr +Crimmins? First rate, sir. I was afraid you might be up in your other +establishment in Pimlico. How are things going? Just keeping alive. +Lovely weather we're having. Yes, indeed. Good for the country. Those +farmers are always grumbling. I'll just take a thimbleful of your best +gin, Mr Crimmins. A small gin, sir. Yes, sir. Terrible affair that +General Slocum explosion. Terrible, terrible! A thousand casualties. And +heartrending scenes. Men trampling down women and children. Most brutal +thing. What do they say was the cause? Spontaneous combustion. Most +scandalous revelation. Not a single lifeboat would float and the +firehose all burst. What I can't understand is how the inspectors ever +allowed a boat like that... Now, you're talking straight, Mr Crimmins. +You know why? Palm oil. Is that a fact? Without a doubt. Well now, look +at that. And America they say is the land of the free. I thought we were +bad here. + +I smiled at him. _America,_ I said quietly, just like that. _What is +it? The sweepings of every country including our own. Isn't that true?_ +That's a fact. + +Graft, my dear sir. Well, of course, where there's money going there's +always someone to pick it up. + +Saw him looking at my frockcoat. Dress does it. Nothing like a dressy +appearance. Bowls them over. + +--Hello, Simon, Father Cowley said. How are things? + +--Hello, Bob, old man, Mr Dedalus answered, stopping. + +Mr Kernan halted and preened himself before the sloping mirror of Peter +Kennedy, hairdresser. Stylish coat, beyond a doubt. Scott of Dawson +street. Well worth the half sovereign I gave Neary for it. Never built +under three guineas. Fits me down to the ground. Some Kildare street +club toff had it probably. John Mulligan, the manager of the Hibernian +bank, gave me a very sharp eye yesterday on Carlisle bridge as if he +remembered me. + +Aham! Must dress the character for those fellows. Knight of the road. +Gentleman. And now, Mr Crimmins, may we have the honour of your custom +again, sir. The cup that cheers but not inebriates, as the old saying +has it. + +North wall and sir John Rogerson's quay, with hulls and anchorchains, +sailing westward, sailed by a skiff, a crumpled throwaway, rocked on the +ferrywash, Elijah is coming. + +Mr Kernan glanced in farewell at his image. High colour, of course. +Grizzled moustache. Returned Indian officer. Bravely he bore his stumpy +body forward on spatted feet, squaring his shoulders. Is that Ned +Lambert's brother over the way, Sam? What? Yes. He's as like it as damn +it. No. The windscreen of that motorcar in the sun there. Just a flash +like that. Damn like him. + +Aham! Hot spirit of juniper juice warmed his vitals and his breath. Good +drop of gin, that was. His frocktails winked in bright sunshine to his +fat strut. + +Down there Emmet was hanged, drawn and quartered. Greasy black rope. +Dogs licking the blood off the street when the lord lieutenant's wife +drove by in her noddy. + +Bad times those were. Well, well. Over and done with. Great topers too. +Fourbottle men. + +Let me see. Is he buried in saint Michan's? Or no, there was a midnight +burial in Glasnevin. Corpse brought in through a secret door in the +wall. Dignam is there now. Went out in a puff. Well, well. Better turn +down here. Make a detour. + +Mr Kernan turned and walked down the slope of Watling street by +the corner of Guinness's visitors' waitingroom. Outside the Dublin +Distillers Company's stores an outside car without fare or jarvey stood, +the reins knotted to the wheel. Damn dangerous thing. Some Tipperary +bosthoon endangering the lives of the citizens. Runaway horse. + +Denis Breen with his tomes, weary of having waited an hour in John +Henry Menton's office, led his wife over O'Connell bridge, bound for the +office of Messrs Collis and Ward. + +Mr Kernan approached Island street. + +Times of the troubles. Must ask Ned Lambert to lend me those +reminiscences of sir Jonah Barrington. When you look back on it all +now in a kind of retrospective arrangement. Gaming at Daly's. No +cardsharping then. One of those fellows got his hand nailed to the table +by a dagger. Somewhere here lord Edward Fitzgerald escaped from major +Sirr. Stables behind Moira house. + +Damn good gin that was. + +Fine dashing young nobleman. Good stock, of course. That ruffian, that +sham squire, with his violet gloves gave him away. Course they were +on the wrong side. They rose in dark and evil days. Fine poem that +is: Ingram. They were gentlemen. Ben Dollard does sing that ballad +touchingly. Masterly rendition. + +_At the siege of Ross did my father fall._ + +A cavalcade in easy trot along Pembroke quay passed, outriders leaping, +leaping in their, in their saddles. Frockcoats. Cream sunshades. + +Mr Kernan hurried forward, blowing pursily. + +His Excellency! Too bad! Just missed that by a hair. Damn it! What a +pity! + +* * * * * + +Stephen Dedalus watched through the webbed window the lapidary's fingers +prove a timedulled chain. Dust webbed the window and the showtrays. Dust +darkened the toiling fingers with their vulture nails. Dust slept +on dull coils of bronze and silver, lozenges of cinnabar, on rubies, +leprous and winedark stones. + +Born all in the dark wormy earth, cold specks of fire, evil, lights +shining in the darkness. Where fallen archangels flung the stars of +their brows. Muddy swinesnouts, hands, root and root, gripe and wrest +them. + +She dances in a foul gloom where gum bums with garlic. A sailorman, +rustbearded, sips from a beaker rum and eyes her. A long and seafed +silent rut. She dances, capers, wagging her sowish haunches and her +hips, on her gross belly flapping a ruby egg. + +Old Russell with a smeared shammy rag burnished again his gem, turned it +and held it at the point of his Moses' beard. Grandfather ape gloating +on a stolen hoard. + +And you who wrest old images from the burial earth? The brainsick words +of sophists: Antisthenes. A lore of drugs. Orient and immortal wheat +standing from everlasting to everlasting. + +Two old women fresh from their whiff of the briny trudged through +Irishtown along London bridge road, one with a sanded tired umbrella, +one with a midwife's bag in which eleven cockles rolled. + +The whirr of flapping leathern bands and hum of dynamos from the +powerhouse urged Stephen to be on. Beingless beings. Stop! Throb always +without you and the throb always within. Your heart you sing of. I +between them. Where? Between two roaring worlds where they swirl, I. +Shatter them, one and both. But stun myself too in the blow. Shatter me +you who can. Bawd and butcher were the words. I say! Not yet awhile. A +look around. + +Yes, quite true. Very large and wonderful and keeps famous time. You say +right, sir. A Monday morning, 'twas so, indeed. + +Stephen went down Bedford row, the handle of the ash clacking against +his shoulderblade. In Clohissey's window a faded 1860 print of Heenan +boxing Sayers held his eye. Staring backers with square hats stood +round the roped prizering. The heavyweights in tight loincloths proposed +gently each to other his bulbous fists. And they are throbbing: heroes' +hearts. + +He turned and halted by the slanted bookcart. + +--Twopence each, the huckster said. Four for sixpence. + +Tattered pages. _The Irish Beekeeper. Life and Miracles of the Curé of +Ars. Pocket Guide to Killarney._ + +I might find here one of my pawned schoolprizes. _Stephano Dedalo, +alumno optimo, palmam ferenti._ + +Father Conmee, having read his little hours, walked through the hamlet +of Donnycarney, murmuring vespers. + +Binding too good probably. What is this? Eighth and ninth book of Moses. +Secret of all secrets. Seal of King David. Thumbed pages: read and read. +Who has passed here before me? How to soften chapped hands. Recipe for +white wine vinegar. How to win a woman's love. For me this. Say the +following talisman three times with hands folded: + +--_Se el yilo nebrakada femininum! Amor me solo! Sanktus! Amen._ + +Who wrote this? Charms and invocations of the most blessed abbot Peter +Salanka to all true believers divulged. As good as any other abbot's +charms, as mumbling Joachim's. Down, baldynoddle, or we'll wool your +wool. + +--What are you doing here, Stephen? + +Dilly's high shoulders and shabby dress. + +Shut the book quick. Don't let see. + +--What are you doing? Stephen said. + +A Stuart face of nonesuch Charles, lank locks falling at its sides. It +glowed as she crouched feeding the fire with broken boots. I told her +of Paris. Late lieabed under a quilt of old overcoats, fingering a +pinchbeck bracelet, Dan Kelly's token. _Nebrakada femininum._ + +--What have you there? Stephen asked. + +--I bought it from the other cart for a penny, Dilly said, laughing +nervously. Is it any good? + +My eyes they say she has. Do others see me so? Quick, far and daring. +Shadow of my mind. + +He took the coverless book from her hand. Chardenal's French primer. + +--What did you buy that for? he asked. To learn French? + +She nodded, reddening and closing tight her lips. + +Show no surprise. Quite natural. + +--Here, Stephen said. It's all right. Mind Maggy doesn't pawn it on you. +I suppose all my books are gone. + +--Some, Dilly said. We had to. + +She is drowning. Agenbite. Save her. Agenbite. All against us. She will +drown me with her, eyes and hair. Lank coils of seaweed hair around me, +my heart, my soul. Salt green death. + +We. + +Agenbite of inwit. Inwit's agenbite. + +Misery! Misery! + +* * * * * + +--Hello, Simon, Father Cowley said. How are things? + +--Hello, Bob, old man, Mr Dedalus answered, stopping. + +They clasped hands loudly outside Reddy and Daughter's. Father Cowley +brushed his moustache often downward with a scooping hand. + +--What's the best news? Mr Dedalus said. + +--Why then not much, Father Cowley said. I'm barricaded up, Simon, with +two men prowling around the house trying to effect an entrance. + +--Jolly, Mr Dedalus said. Who is it? + +--O, Father Cowley said. A certain gombeen man of our acquaintance. + +--With a broken back, is it? Mr Dedalus asked. + +--The same, Simon, Father Cowley answered. Reuben of that ilk. I'm just +waiting for Ben Dollard. He's going to say a word to long John to get +him to take those two men off. All I want is a little time. + +He looked with vague hope up and down the quay, a big apple bulging in +his neck. + +--I know, Mr Dedalus said, nodding. Poor old bockedy Ben! He's always +doing a good turn for someone. Hold hard! + +He put on his glasses and gazed towards the metal bridge an instant. + +--There he is, by God, he said, arse and pockets. + +Ben Dollard's loose blue cutaway and square hat above large slops +crossed the quay in full gait from the metal bridge. He came towards +them at an amble, scratching actively behind his coattails. + +As he came near Mr Dedalus greeted: + +--Hold that fellow with the bad trousers. + +--Hold him now, Ben Dollard said. + +Mr Dedalus eyed with cold wandering scorn various points of Ben +Dollard's figure. Then, turning to Father Cowley with a nod, he muttered +sneeringly: + +--That's a pretty garment, isn't it, for a summer's day? + +--Why, God eternally curse your soul, Ben Dollard growled furiously, I +threw out more clothes in my time than you ever saw. + +He stood beside them beaming, on them first and on his roomy clothes +from points of which Mr Dedalus flicked fluff, saying: + +--They were made for a man in his health, Ben, anyhow. + +--Bad luck to the jewman that made them, Ben Dollard said. Thanks be to +God he's not paid yet. + +--And how is that _basso profondo_, Benjamin? Father Cowley asked. + +Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, murmuring, +glassyeyed, strode past the Kildare street club. + +Ben Dollard frowned and, making suddenly a chanter's mouth, gave forth a +deep note. + +--Aw! he said. + +--That's the style, Mr Dedalus said, nodding to its drone. + +--What about that? Ben Dollard said. Not too dusty? What? + +He turned to both. + +--That'll do, Father Cowley said, nodding also. + +The reverend Hugh C. Love walked from the old chapterhouse of saint +Mary's abbey past James and Charles Kennedy's, rectifiers, attended by +Geraldines tall and personable, towards the Tholsel beyond the ford of +hurdles. + +Ben Dollard with a heavy list towards the shopfronts led them forward, +his joyful fingers in the air. + +--Come along with me to the subsheriff's office, he said. I want to +show you the new beauty Rock has for a bailiff. He's a cross between +Lobengula and Lynchehaun. He's well worth seeing, mind you. Come along. +I saw John Henry Menton casually in the Bodega just now and it will cost +me a fall if I don't... Wait awhile... We're on the right lay, Bob, +believe you me. + +--For a few days tell him, Father Cowley said anxiously. + +Ben Dollard halted and stared, his loud orifice open, a dangling button +of his coat wagging brightbacked from its thread as he wiped away the +heavy shraums that clogged his eyes to hear aright. + +--What few days? he boomed. Hasn't your landlord distrained for rent? + +--He has, Father Cowley said. + +--Then our friend's writ is not worth the paper it's printed on, Ben +Dollard said. The landlord has the prior claim. I gave him all the +particulars. 29 Windsor avenue. Love is the name? + +--That's right, Father Cowley said. The reverend Mr Love. He's a +minister in the country somewhere. But are you sure of that? + +--You can tell Barabbas from me, Ben Dollard said, that he can put that +writ where Jacko put the nuts. + +He led Father Cowley boldly forward, linked to his bulk. + +--Filberts I believe they were, Mr Dedalus said, as he dropped his +glasses on his coatfront, following them. + +* * * * * + +--The youngster will be all right, Martin Cunningham said, as they +passed out of the Castleyard gate. + +The policeman touched his forehead. + +--God bless you, Martin Cunningham said, cheerily. + +He signed to the waiting jarvey who chucked at the reins and set on +towards Lord Edward street. + +Bronze by gold, Miss Kennedy's head by Miss Douce's head, appeared above +the crossblind of the Ormond hotel. + +--Yes, Martin Cunningham said, fingering his beard. I wrote to Father +Conmee and laid the whole case before him. + +--You could try our friend, Mr Power suggested backward. + +--Boyd? Martin Cunningham said shortly. Touch me not. + +John Wyse Nolan, lagging behind, reading the list, came after them +quickly down Cork hill. + +On the steps of the City hall Councillor Nannetti, descending, hailed +Alderman Cowley and Councillor Abraham Lyon ascending. + +The castle car wheeled empty into upper Exchange street. + +--Look here, Martin, John Wyse Nolan said, overtaking them at the _Mail_ +office. I see Bloom put his name down for five shillings. + +--Quite right, Martin Cunningham said, taking the list. And put down the +five shillings too. + +--Without a second word either, Mr Power said. + +--Strange but true, Martin Cunningham added. + +John Wyse Nolan opened wide eyes. + +--I'll say there is much kindness in the jew, he quoted, elegantly. + +They went down Parliament street. + +--There's Jimmy Henry, Mr Power said, just heading for Kavanagh's. + +--Righto, Martin Cunningham said. Here goes. + +Outside _la Maison Claire_ Blazes Boylan waylaid Jack Mooney's +brother-in-law, humpy, tight, making for the liberties. + +John Wyse Nolan fell back with Mr Power, while Martin Cunningham took +the elbow of a dapper little man in a shower of hail suit, who walked +uncertainly, with hasty steps past Micky Anderson's watches. + +--The assistant town clerk's corns are giving him some trouble, John +Wyse Nolan told Mr Power. + +They followed round the corner towards James Kavanagh's winerooms. The +empty castle car fronted them at rest in Essex gate. Martin Cunningham, +speaking always, showed often the list at which Jimmy Henry did not +glance. + +--And long John Fanning is here too, John Wyse Nolan said, as large as +life. + +The tall form of long John Fanning filled the doorway where he stood. + +--Good day, Mr Subsheriff, Martin Cunningham said, as all halted and +greeted. + +Long John Fanning made no way for them. He removed his large Henry Clay +decisively and his large fierce eyes scowled intelligently over all +their faces. + +--Are the conscript fathers pursuing their peaceful deliberations? he +said with rich acrid utterance to the assistant town clerk. + +Hell open to christians they were having, Jimmy Henry said pettishly, +about their damned Irish language. Where was the marshal, he wanted +to know, to keep order in the council chamber. And old Barlow the +macebearer laid up with asthma, no mace on the table, nothing in order, +no quorum even, and Hutchinson, the lord mayor, in Llandudno and little +Lorcan Sherlock doing _locum tenens_ for him. Damned Irish language, +language of our forefathers. + +Long John Fanning blew a plume of smoke from his lips. + +Martin Cunningham spoke by turns, twirling the peak of his beard, to the +assistant town clerk and the subsheriff, while John Wyse Nolan held his +peace. + +--What Dignam was that? long John Fanning asked. + +Jimmy Henry made a grimace and lifted his left foot. + +--O, my corns! he said plaintively. Come upstairs for goodness' sake +till I sit down somewhere. Uff! Ooo! Mind! + +Testily he made room for himself beside long John Fanning's flank and +passed in and up the stairs. + +--Come on up, Martin Cunningham said to the subsheriff. I don't think +you knew him or perhaps you did, though. + +With John Wyse Nolan Mr Power followed them in. + +--Decent little soul he was, Mr Power said to the stalwart back of long +John Fanning ascending towards long John Fanning in the mirror. + +--Rather lowsized. Dignam of Menton's office that was, Martin Cunningham +said. + +Long John Fanning could not remember him. + +Clatter of horsehoofs sounded from the air. + +--What's that? Martin Cunningham said. + +All turned where they stood. John Wyse Nolan came down again. From the +cool shadow of the doorway he saw the horses pass Parliament street, +harness and glossy pasterns in sunlight shimmering. Gaily they went past +before his cool unfriendly eyes, not quickly. In saddles of the leaders, +leaping leaders, rode outriders. + +--What was it? Martin Cunningham asked, as they went on up the +staircase. + +--The lord lieutenantgeneral and general governor of Ireland, John Wyse +Nolan answered from the stairfoot. + +* * * * * + +As they trod across the thick carpet Buck Mulligan whispered behind his +Panama to Haines: + +--Parnell's brother. There in the corner. + +They chose a small table near the window, opposite a longfaced man whose +beard and gaze hung intently down on a chessboard. + +--Is that he? Haines asked, twisting round in his seat. + +--Yes, Mulligan said. That's John Howard, his brother, our city marshal. + +John Howard Parnell translated a white bishop quietly and his grey claw +went up again to his forehead whereat it rested. An instant after, under +its screen, his eyes looked quickly, ghostbright, at his foe and fell +once more upon a working corner. + +--I'll take a _mélange,_ Haines said to the waitress. + +--Two _mélanges,_ Buck Mulligan said. And bring us some scones and +butter and some cakes as well. + +When she had gone he said, laughing: + +--We call it D.B.C. because they have damn bad cakes. O, but you missed +Dedalus on _Hamlet._ + +Haines opened his newbought book. + +--I'm sorry, he said. Shakespeare is the happy huntingground of all +minds that have lost their balance. + +The onelegged sailor growled at the area of 14 Nelson street: + +--_England expects_... + +Buck Mulligan's primrose waistcoat shook gaily to his laughter. + +--You should see him, he said, when his body loses its balance. +Wandering Aengus I call him. + +--I am sure he has an _idée fixe,_ Haines said, pinching his chin +thoughtfully with thumb and forefinger. Now I am speculating what it +would be likely to be. Such persons always have. + +Buck Mulligan bent across the table gravely. + +--They drove his wits astray, he said, by visions of hell. He will never +capture the Attic note. The note of Swinburne, of all poets, the white +death and the ruddy birth. That is his tragedy. He can never be a poet. +The joy of creation... + +--Eternal punishment, Haines said, nodding curtly. I see. I tackled him +this morning on belief. There was something on his mind, I saw. +It's rather interesting because professor Pokorny of Vienna makes an +interesting point out of that. + +Buck Mulligan's watchful eyes saw the waitress come. He helped her to +unload her tray. + +--He can find no trace of hell in ancient Irish myth, Haines said, amid +the cheerful cups. The moral idea seems lacking, the sense of destiny, +of retribution. Rather strange he should have just that fixed idea. Does +he write anything for your movement? + +He sank two lumps of sugar deftly longwise through the whipped cream. +Buck Mulligan slit a steaming scone in two and plastered butter over its +smoking pith. He bit off a soft piece hungrily. + +--Ten years, he said, chewing and laughing. He is going to write +something in ten years. + +--Seems a long way off, Haines said, thoughtfully lifting his spoon. +Still, I shouldn't wonder if he did after all. + +He tasted a spoonful from the creamy cone of his cup. + +--This is real Irish cream I take it, he said with forbearance. I don't +want to be imposed on. + +Elijah, skiff, light crumpled throwaway, sailed eastward by flanks of +ships and trawlers, amid an archipelago of corks, beyond new Wapping +street past Benson's ferry, and by the threemasted schooner _Rosevean_ +from Bridgwater with bricks. + +* * * * * + +Almidano Artifoni walked past Holles street, past Sewell's yard. +Behind him Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, with +stickumbrelladustcoat dangling, shunned the lamp before Mr Law Smith's +house and, crossing, walked along Merrion square. Distantly behind him a +blind stripling tapped his way by the wall of College park. + +Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell walked as far as +Mr Lewis Werner's cheerful windows, then turned and strode back along +Merrion square, his stickumbrelladustcoat dangling. + +At the corner of Wilde's house he halted, frowned at Elijah's name +announced on the Metropolitan hall, frowned at the distant pleasance of +duke's lawn. His eyeglass flashed frowning in the sun. With ratsteeth +bared he muttered: + +--_Coactus volui._ + +He strode on for Clare street, grinding his fierce word. + +As he strode past Mr Bloom's dental windows the sway of his dustcoat +brushed rudely from its angle a slender tapping cane and swept onwards, +having buffeted a thewless body. The blind stripling turned his sickly +face after the striding form. + +--God's curse on you, he said sourly, whoever you are! You're blinder +nor I am, you bitch's bastard! + +* * * * * + +Opposite Ruggy O'Donohoe's Master Patrick Aloysius Dignam, pawing the +pound and a half of Mangan's, late Fehrenbach's, porksteaks he had been +sent for, went along warm Wicklow street dawdling. It was too blooming +dull sitting in the parlour with Mrs Stoer and Mrs Quigley and Mrs +MacDowell and the blind down and they all at their sniffles and sipping +sups of the superior tawny sherry uncle Barney brought from Tunney's. +And they eating crumbs of the cottage fruitcake, jawing the whole +blooming time and sighing. + +After Wicklow lane the window of Madame Doyle, courtdress milliner, +stopped him. He stood looking in at the two puckers stripped to their +pelts and putting up their props. From the sidemirrors two mourning +Masters Dignam gaped silently. Myler Keogh, Dublin's pet lamb, will +meet sergeantmajor Bennett, the Portobello bruiser, for a purse of fifty +sovereigns. Gob, that'd be a good pucking match to see. Myler Keogh, +that's the chap sparring out to him with the green sash. Two bar +entrance, soldiers half price. I could easy do a bunk on ma. Master +Dignam on his left turned as he turned. That's me in mourning. When +is it? May the twentysecond. Sure, the blooming thing is all over. He +turned to the right and on his right Master Dignam turned, his cap awry, +his collar sticking up. Buttoning it down, his chin lifted, he saw the +image of Marie Kendall, charming soubrette, beside the two puckers. One +of them mots that do be in the packets of fags Stoer smokes that his old +fellow welted hell out of him for one time he found out. + +Master Dignam got his collar down and dawdled on. The best pucker going +for strength was Fitzsimons. One puck in the wind from that fellow would +knock you into the middle of next week, man. But the best pucker for +science was Jem Corbet before Fitzsimons knocked the stuffings out of +him, dodging and all. + +In Grafton street Master Dignam saw a red flower in a toff's mouth and +a swell pair of kicks on him and he listening to what the drunk was +telling him and grinning all the time. + +No Sandymount tram. + +Master Dignam walked along Nassau street, shifted the porksteaks to +his other hand. His collar sprang up again and he tugged it down. The +blooming stud was too small for the buttonhole of the shirt, blooming +end to it. He met schoolboys with satchels. I'm not going tomorrow +either, stay away till Monday. He met other schoolboys. Do they notice +I'm in mourning? Uncle Barney said he'd get it into the paper tonight. +Then they'll all see it in the paper and read my name printed and pa's +name. + +His face got all grey instead of being red like it was and there was a +fly walking over it up to his eye. The scrunch that was when they +were screwing the screws into the coffin: and the bumps when they were +bringing it downstairs. + +Pa was inside it and ma crying in the parlour and uncle Barney telling +the men how to get it round the bend. A big coffin it was, and high and +heavylooking. How was that? The last night pa was boosed he was standing +on the landing there bawling out for his boots to go out to Tunney's for +to boose more and he looked butty and short in his shirt. Never see him +again. Death, that is. Pa is dead. My father is dead. He told me to be +a good son to ma. I couldn't hear the other things he said but I saw +his tongue and his teeth trying to say it better. Poor pa. That was +Mr Dignam, my father. I hope he's in purgatory now because he went to +confession to Father Conroy on Saturday night. + +* * * * * + +William Humble, earl of Dudley, and lady Dudley, accompanied by +lieutenantcolonel Heseltine, drove out after luncheon from the viceregal +lodge. In the following carriage were the honourable Mrs Paget, Miss de +Courcy and the honourable Gerald Ward A.D.C. in attendance. + +The cavalcade passed out by the lower gate of Phoenix park saluted by +obsequious policemen and proceeded past Kingsbridge along the northern +quays. The viceroy was most cordially greeted on his way through the +metropolis. At Bloody bridge Mr Thomas Kernan beyond the river greeted +him vainly from afar Between Queen's and Whitworth bridges lord Dudley's +viceregal carriages passed and were unsaluted by Mr Dudley White, B. +L., M. A., who stood on Arran quay outside Mrs M. E. White's, the +pawnbroker's, at the corner of Arran street west stroking his nose with +his forefinger, undecided whether he should arrive at Phibsborough +more quickly by a triple change of tram or by hailing a car or on foot +through Smithfield, Constitution hill and Broadstone terminus. In the +porch of Four Courts Richie Goulding with the costbag of Goulding, +Collis and Ward saw him with surprise. Past Richmond bridge at the +doorstep of the office of Reuben J Dodd, solicitor, agent for the +Patriotic Insurance Company, an elderly female about to enter changed +her plan and retracing her steps by King's windows smiled credulously +on the representative of His Majesty. From its sluice in Wood quay wall +under Tom Devan's office Poddle river hung out in fealty a tongue of +liquid sewage. Above the crossblind of the Ormond hotel, gold by bronze, +Miss Kennedy's head by Miss Douce's head watched and admired. On Ormond +quay Mr Simon Dedalus, steering his way from the greenhouse for the +subsheriff's office, stood still in midstreet and brought his hat low. +His Excellency graciously returned Mr Dedalus' greeting. From Cahill's +corner the reverend Hugh C. Love, M.A., made obeisance unperceived, +mindful of lords deputies whose hands benignant had held of yore rich +advowsons. On Grattan bridge Lenehan and M'Coy, taking leave of each +other, watched the carriages go by. Passing by Roger Greene's office and +Dollard's big red printinghouse Gerty MacDowell, carrying the Catesby's +cork lino letters for her father who was laid up, knew by the style +it was the lord and lady lieutenant but she couldn't see what Her +Excellency had on because the tram and Spring's big yellow furniture van +had to stop in front of her on account of its being the lord lieutenant. +Beyond Lundy Foot's from the shaded door of Kavanagh's winerooms +John Wyse Nolan smiled with unseen coldness towards the lord +lieutenantgeneral and general governor of Ireland. The Right Honourable +William Humble, earl of Dudley, G. C. V. O., passed Micky Anderson's all +times ticking watches and Henry and James's wax smartsuited freshcheeked +models, the gentleman Henry, _dernier cri_ James. Over against Dame gate +Tom Rochford and Nosey Flynn watched the approach of the cavalcade. Tom +Rochford, seeing the eyes of lady Dudley fixed on him, took his thumbs +quickly out of the pockets of his claret waistcoat and doffed his cap to +her. A charming _soubrette,_ great Marie Kendall, with dauby cheeks and +lifted skirt smiled daubily from her poster upon William Humble, earl +of Dudley, and upon lieutenantcolonel H. G. Heseltine, and also upon +the honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C. From the window of the D. B. C. Buck +Mulligan gaily, and Haines gravely, gazed down on the viceregal equipage +over the shoulders of eager guests, whose mass of forms darkened the +chessboard whereon John Howard Parnell looked intently. In Fownes's +street Dilly Dedalus, straining her sight upward from Chardenal's first +French primer, saw sunshades spanned and wheelspokes spinning in the +glare. John Henry Menton, filling the doorway of Commercial Buildings, +stared from winebig oyster eyes, holding a fat gold hunter watch not +looked at in his fat left hand not feeling it. Where the foreleg of King +Billy's horse pawed the air Mrs Breen plucked her hastening husband +back from under the hoofs of the outriders. She shouted in his ear the +tidings. Understanding, he shifted his tomes to his left breast +and saluted the second carriage. The honourable Gerald Ward A.D.C., +agreeably surprised, made haste to reply. At Ponsonby's corner a jaded +white flagon H. halted and four tallhatted white flagons halted behind +him, E.L.Y'S, while outriders pranced past and carriages. Opposite +Pigott's music warerooms Mr Denis J Maginni, professor of dancing &c, +gaily apparelled, gravely walked, outpassed by a viceroy and unobserved. +By the provost's wall came jauntily Blazes Boylan, stepping in tan shoes +and socks with skyblue clocks to the refrain of _My girl's a Yorkshire +girl._ + +Blazes Boylan presented to the leaders' skyblue frontlets and high +action a skyblue tie, a widebrimmed straw hat at a rakish angle and a +suit of indigo serge. His hands in his jacket pockets forgot to salute +but he offered to the three ladies the bold admiration of his eyes and +the red flower between his lips. As they drove along Nassau street His +Excellency drew the attention of his bowing consort to the programme of +music which was being discoursed in College park. Unseen brazen highland +laddies blared and drumthumped after the _cortège_: + + _But though she's a factory lass + And wears no fancy clothes. + Baraabum. + Yet I've a sort of a + Yorkshire relish for + My little Yorkshire rose. + Baraabum._ + +Thither of the wall the quartermile flat handicappers, M. C. Green, H. +Shrift, T. M. Patey, C. Scaife, J. B. Jeffs, G. N. Morphy, F. Stevenson, +C. Adderly and W. C. Huggard, started in pursuit. Striding past Finn's +hotel Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell stared through a +fierce eyeglass across the carriages at the head of Mr M. E. Solomons +in the window of the Austro-Hungarian viceconsulate. Deep in Leinster +street by Trinity's postern a loyal king's man, Hornblower, touched +his tallyho cap. As the glossy horses pranced by Merrion square Master +Patrick Aloysius Dignam, waiting, saw salutes being given to the gent +with the topper and raised also his new black cap with fingers greased +by porksteak paper. His collar too sprang up. The viceroy, on his way to +inaugurate the Mirus bazaar in aid of funds for Mercer's hospital, +drove with his following towards Lower Mount street. He passed a blind +stripling opposite Broadbent's. In Lower Mount street a pedestrian in a +brown macintosh, eating dry bread, passed swiftly and unscathed across +the viceroy's path. At the Royal Canal bridge, from his hoarding, +Mr Eugene Stratton, his blub lips agrin, bade all comers welcome to +Pembroke township. At Haddington road corner two sanded women halted +themselves, an umbrella and a bag in which eleven cockles rolled to view +with wonder the lord mayor and lady mayoress without his golden chain. +On Northumberland and Lansdowne roads His Excellency acknowledged +punctually salutes from rare male walkers, the salute of two small +schoolboys at the garden gate of the house said to have been admired +by the late queen when visiting the Irish capital with her husband, the +prince consort, in 1849 and the salute of Almidano Artifoni's sturdy +trousers swallowed by a closing door. + + + +Bronze by gold heard the hoofirons, steelyringing Imperthnthn thnthnthn. + +Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips. + +Horrid! And gold flushed more. + +A husky fifenote blew. + +Blew. Blue bloom is on the. + +Goldpinnacled hair. + +A jumping rose on satiny breast of satin, rose of Castile. + +Trilling, trilling: Idolores. + +Peep! Who's in the... peepofgold? + +Tink cried to bronze in pity. + +And a call, pure, long and throbbing. Longindying call. + +Decoy. Soft word. But look: the bright stars fade. Notes chirruping +answer. + +O rose! Castile. The morn is breaking. + +Jingle jingle jaunted jingling. + +Coin rang. Clock clacked. + +Avowal. _Sonnez._ I could. Rebound of garter. Not leave thee. Smack. _La +cloche!_ Thigh smack. Avowal. Warm. Sweetheart, goodbye! + +Jingle. Bloo. + +Boomed crashing chords. When love absorbs. War! War! The tympanum. + +A sail! A veil awave upon the waves. + +Lost. Throstle fluted. All is lost now. + +Horn. Hawhorn. + +When first he saw. Alas! + +Full tup. Full throb. + +Warbling. Ah, lure! Alluring. + +Martha! Come! + +Clapclap. Clipclap. Clappyclap. + +Goodgod henev erheard inall. + +Deaf bald Pat brought pad knife took up. + +A moonlit nightcall: far, far. + +I feel so sad. P. S. So lonely blooming. + +Listen! + +The spiked and winding cold seahorn. Have you the? Each, and for other, +plash and silent roar. + +Pearls: when she. Liszt's rhapsodies. Hissss. + +You don't? + +Did not: no, no: believe: Lidlyd. With a cock with a carra. + +Black. Deepsounding. Do, Ben, do. + +Wait while you wait. Hee hee. Wait while you hee. + +But wait! + +Low in dark middle earth. Embedded ore. + +Naminedamine. Preacher is he: + +All gone. All fallen. + +Tiny, her tremulous fernfoils of maidenhair. + +Amen! He gnashed in fury. + +Fro. To, fro. A baton cool protruding. + +Bronzelydia by Minagold. + +By bronze, by gold, in oceangreen of shadow. Bloom. Old Bloom. + +One rapped, one tapped, with a carra, with a cock. + +Pray for him! Pray, good people! + +His gouty fingers nakkering. + +Big Benaben. Big Benben. + +Last rose Castile of summer left bloom I feel so sad alone. + +Pwee! Little wind piped wee. + +True men. Lid Ker Cow De and Doll. Ay, ay. Like you men. Will lift your +tschink with tschunk. + +Fff! Oo! + +Where bronze from anear? Where gold from afar? Where hoofs? + +Rrrpr. Kraa. Kraandl. + +Then not till then. My eppripfftaph. Be pfrwritt. + +Done. + +Begin! + +Bronze by gold, miss Douce's head by miss Kennedy's head, over the +crossblind of the Ormond bar heard the viceregal hoofs go by, ringing +steel. + +--Is that her? asked miss Kennedy. + +Miss Douce said yes, sitting with his ex, pearl grey and _eau de Nil._ + +--Exquisite contrast, miss Kennedy said. + +When all agog miss Douce said eagerly: + +--Look at the fellow in the tall silk. + +--Who? Where? gold asked more eagerly. + +--In the second carriage, miss Douce's wet lips said, laughing in the +sun. + +He's looking. Mind till I see. + +She darted, bronze, to the backmost corner, flattening her face against +the pane in a halo of hurried breath. + +Her wet lips tittered: + +--He's killed looking back. + +She laughed: + +--O wept! Aren't men frightful idiots? + +With sadness. + +Miss Kennedy sauntered sadly from bright light, twining a loose hair +behind an ear. Sauntering sadly, gold no more, she twisted twined a +hair. + +Sadly she twined in sauntering gold hair behind a curving ear. + +--It's them has the fine times, sadly then she said. + +A man. + +Bloowho went by by Moulang's pipes bearing in his breast the sweets +of sin, by Wine's antiques, in memory bearing sweet sinful words, by +Carroll's dusky battered plate, for Raoul. + +The boots to them, them in the bar, them barmaids came. For them +unheeding him he banged on the counter his tray of chattering china. And + +--There's your teas, he said. + +Miss Kennedy with manners transposed the teatray down to an upturned +lithia crate, safe from eyes, low. + +--What is it? loud boots unmannerly asked. + +--Find out, miss Douce retorted, leaving her spyingpoint. + +--Your _beau,_ is it? + +A haughty bronze replied: + +--I'll complain to Mrs de Massey on you if I hear any more of your +impertinent insolence. + +--Imperthnthn thnthnthn, bootssnout sniffed rudely, as he retreated as +she threatened as he had come. + +Bloom. + +On her flower frowning miss Douce said: + +--Most aggravating that young brat is. If he doesn't conduct himself +I'll wring his ear for him a yard long. + +Ladylike in exquisite contrast. + +--Take no notice, miss Kennedy rejoined. + +She poured in a teacup tea, then back in the teapot tea. They cowered +under their reef of counter, waiting on footstools, crates upturned, +waiting for their teas to draw. They pawed their blouses, both of black +satin, two and nine a yard, waiting for their teas to draw, and two and +seven. + +Yes, bronze from anear, by gold from afar, heard steel from anear, hoofs +ring from afar, and heard steelhoofs ringhoof ringsteel. + +--Am I awfully sunburnt? + +Miss bronze unbloused her neck. + +--No, said miss Kennedy. It gets brown after. Did you try the borax with +the cherry laurel water? + +Miss Douce halfstood to see her skin askance in the barmirror +gildedlettered where hock and claret glasses shimmered and in their +midst a shell. + +--And leave it to my hands, she said. + +--Try it with the glycerine, miss Kennedy advised. + +Bidding her neck and hands adieu miss Douce + +--Those things only bring out a rash, replied, reseated. I asked that +old fogey in Boyd's for something for my skin. + +Miss Kennedy, pouring now a fulldrawn tea, grimaced and prayed: + +--O, don't remind me of him for mercy' sake! + +--But wait till I tell you, miss Douce entreated. + +Sweet tea miss Kennedy having poured with milk plugged both two ears +with little fingers. + +--No, don't, she cried. + +--I won't listen, she cried. + +But Bloom? + +Miss Douce grunted in snuffy fogey's tone: + +--For your what? says he. + +Miss Kennedy unplugged her ears to hear, to speak: but said, but prayed +again: + +--Don't let me think of him or I'll expire. The hideous old wretch! That +night in the Antient Concert Rooms. + +She sipped distastefully her brew, hot tea, a sip, sipped, sweet tea. + +--Here he was, miss Douce said, cocking her bronze head three quarters, +ruffling her nosewings. Hufa! Hufa! + +Shrill shriek of laughter sprang from miss Kennedy's throat. Miss Douce +huffed and snorted down her nostrils that quivered imperthnthn like a +snout in quest. + +--O! shrieking, miss Kennedy cried. Will you ever forget his goggle eye? + +Miss Douce chimed in in deep bronze laughter, shouting: + +--And your other eye! + +Bloowhose dark eye read Aaron Figatner's name. Why do I always think +Figather? Gathering figs, I think. And Prosper Lore's huguenot name. +By Bassi's blessed virgins Bloom's dark eyes went by. Bluerobed, white +under, come to me. God they believe she is: or goddess. Those today. I +could not see. That fellow spoke. A student. After with Dedalus' son. +He might be Mulligan. All comely virgins. That brings those rakes of +fellows in: her white. + +By went his eyes. The sweets of sin. Sweet are the sweets. + +Of sin. + +In a giggling peal young goldbronze voices blended, Douce with Kennedy +your other eye. They threw young heads back, bronze gigglegold, to let +freefly their laughter, screaming, your other, signals to each other, +high piercing notes. + +Ah, panting, sighing, sighing, ah, fordone, their mirth died down. + +Miss Kennedy lipped her cup again, raised, drank a sip and +gigglegiggled. Miss Douce, bending over the teatray, ruffled again her +nose and rolled droll fattened eyes. Again Kennygiggles, stooping, +her fair pinnacles of hair, stooping, her tortoise napecomb showed, +spluttered out of her mouth her tea, choking in tea and laughter, +coughing with choking, crying: + +--O greasy eyes! Imagine being married to a man like that! she cried. +With his bit of beard! + +Douce gave full vent to a splendid yell, a full yell of full woman, +delight, joy, indignation. + +--Married to the greasy nose! she yelled. + +Shrill, with deep laughter, after, gold after bronze, they urged each +each to peal after peal, ringing in changes, bronzegold, goldbronze, +shrilldeep, to laughter after laughter. And then laughed more. Greasy I +knows. Exhausted, breathless, their shaken heads they laid, braided and +pinnacled by glossycombed, against the counterledge. All flushed (O!), +panting, sweating (O!), all breathless. + +Married to Bloom, to greaseabloom. + +--O saints above! miss Douce said, sighed above her jumping rose. I +wished + +I hadn't laughed so much. I feel all wet. + +--O, miss Douce! miss Kennedy protested. You horrid thing! + +And flushed yet more (you horrid!), more goldenly. + +By Cantwell's offices roved Greaseabloom, by Ceppi's virgins, bright of +their oils. Nannetti's father hawked those things about, wheedling at +doors as I. Religion pays. Must see him for that par. Eat first. I want. +Not yet. At four, she said. Time ever passing. Clockhands turning. On. +Where eat? The Clarence, Dolphin. On. For Raoul. Eat. If I net five +guineas with those ads. The violet silk petticoats. Not yet. The sweets +of sin. + +Flushed less, still less, goldenly paled. + +Into their bar strolled Mr Dedalus. Chips, picking chips off one of his +rocky thumbnails. Chips. He strolled. + +--O, welcome back, miss Douce. + +He held her hand. Enjoyed her holidays? + +--Tiptop. + +He hoped she had nice weather in Rostrevor. + +--Gorgeous, she said. Look at the holy show I am. Lying out on the +strand all day. + +Bronze whiteness. + +--That was exceedingly naughty of you, Mr Dedalus told her and pressed +her hand indulgently. Tempting poor simple males. + +Miss Douce of satin douced her arm away. + +--O go away! she said. You're very simple, I don't think. + +He was. + +--Well now I am, he mused. I looked so simple in the cradle they +christened me simple Simon. + +--You must have been a doaty, miss Douce made answer. And what did the +doctor order today? + +--Well now, he mused, whatever you say yourself. I think I'll trouble +you for some fresh water and a half glass of whisky. + +Jingle. + +--With the greatest alacrity, miss Douce agreed. + +With grace of alacrity towards the mirror gilt Cantrell and Cochrane's +she turned herself. With grace she tapped a measure of gold whisky from +her crystal keg. Forth from the skirt of his coat Mr Dedalus brought +pouch and pipe. Alacrity she served. He blew through the flue two husky +fifenotes. + +--By Jove, he mused, I often wanted to see the Mourne mountains. Must +be a great tonic in the air down there. But a long threatening comes at +last, they say. Yes. Yes. + +Yes. He fingered shreds of hair, her maidenhair, her mermaid's, into the +bowl. Chips. Shreds. Musing. Mute. + +None nought said nothing. Yes. + +Gaily miss Douce polished a tumbler, trilling: + +--_O, Idolores, queen of the eastern seas!_ + +--Was Mr Lidwell in today? + +In came Lenehan. Round him peered Lenehan. Mr Bloom reached Essex +bridge. Yes, Mr Bloom crossed bridge of Yessex. To Martha I must write. +Buy paper. Daly's. Girl there civil. Bloom. Old Bloom. Blue bloom is on +the rye. + +--He was in at lunchtime, miss Douce said. + +Lenehan came forward. + +--Was Mr Boylan looking for me? + +He asked. She answered: + +--Miss Kennedy, was Mr Boylan in while I was upstairs? + +She asked. Miss voice of Kennedy answered, a second teacup poised, her +gaze upon a page: + +--No. He was not. + +Miss gaze of Kennedy, heard, not seen, read on. Lenehan round the +sandwichbell wound his round body round. + +--Peep! Who's in the corner? + +No glance of Kennedy rewarding him he yet made overtures. To mind her +stops. To read only the black ones: round o and crooked ess. + +Jingle jaunty jingle. + +Girlgold she read and did not glance. Take no notice. She took no notice +while he read by rote a solfa fable for her, plappering flatly: + +--Ah fox met ah stork. Said thee fox too thee stork: Will you put your +bill down inn my troath and pull upp ah bone? + +He droned in vain. Miss Douce turned to her tea aside. + +He sighed aside: + +--Ah me! O my! + +He greeted Mr Dedalus and got a nod. + +--Greetings from the famous son of a famous father. + +--Who may he be? Mr Dedalus asked. + +Lenehan opened most genial arms. Who? + +--Who may he be? he asked. Can you ask? Stephen, the youthful bard. + +Dry. + +Mr Dedalus, famous father, laid by his dry filled pipe. + +--I see, he said. I didn't recognise him for the moment. I hear he is +keeping very select company. Have you seen him lately? + +He had. + +--I quaffed the nectarbowl with him this very day, said Lenehan. In +Mooney's _en ville_ and in Mooney's _sur mer._ He had received the rhino +for the labour of his muse. + +He smiled at bronze's teabathed lips, at listening lips and eyes: + +--The _élite_ of Erin hung upon his lips. The ponderous pundit, Hugh + +MacHugh, Dublin's most brilliant scribe and editor and that minstrel boy +of the wild wet west who is known by the euphonious appellation of the +O'Madden Burke. + +After an interval Mr Dedalus raised his grog and + +--That must have been highly diverting, said he. I see. + +He see. He drank. With faraway mourning mountain eye. Set down his +glass. + +He looked towards the saloon door. + +--I see you have moved the piano. + +--The tuner was in today, miss Douce replied, tuning it for the smoking +concert and I never heard such an exquisite player. + +--Is that a fact? + +--Didn't he, miss Kennedy? The real classical, you know. And blind too, +poor fellow. Not twenty I'm sure he was. + +--Is that a fact? Mr Dedalus said. + +He drank and strayed away. + +--So sad to look at his face, miss Douce condoled. + +God's curse on bitch's bastard. + +Tink to her pity cried a diner's bell. To the door of the bar and +diningroom came bald Pat, came bothered Pat, came Pat, waiter of Ormond. +Lager for diner. Lager without alacrity she served. + +With patience Lenehan waited for Boylan with impatience, for +jinglejaunty blazes boy. + +Upholding the lid he (who?) gazed in the coffin (coffin?) at the oblique +triple (piano!) wires. He pressed (the same who pressed indulgently her +hand), soft pedalling, a triple of keys to see the thicknesses of felt +advancing, to hear the muffled hammerfall in action. + +Two sheets cream vellum paper one reserve two envelopes when I was in +Wisdom Hely's wise Bloom in Daly's Henry Flower bought. Are you not +happy in your home? Flower to console me and a pin cuts lo. Means +something, language of flow. Was it a daisy? Innocence that is. +Respectable girl meet after mass. Thanks awfully muchly. Wise Bloom eyed +on the door a poster, a swaying mermaid smoking mid nice waves. Smoke +mermaids, coolest whiff of all. Hair streaming: lovelorn. For some man. +For Raoul. He eyed and saw afar on Essex bridge a gay hat riding on a +jaunting car. It is. Again. Third time. Coincidence. + +Jingling on supple rubbers it jaunted from the bridge to Ormond quay. +Follow. Risk it. Go quick. At four. Near now. Out. + +--Twopence, sir, the shopgirl dared to say. + +--Aha... I was forgetting... Excuse... + +--And four. + +At four she. Winsomely she on Bloohimwhom smiled. Bloo smi qui go. +Ternoon. Think you're the only pebble on the beach? Does that to all. + +For men. + +In drowsy silence gold bent on her page. + +From the saloon a call came, long in dying. That was a tuningfork the +tuner had that he forgot that he now struck. A call again. That he now +poised that it now throbbed. You hear? It throbbed, pure, purer, softly +and softlier, its buzzing prongs. Longer in dying call. + +Pat paid for diner's popcorked bottle: and over tumbler, tray and +popcorked bottle ere he went he whispered, bald and bothered, with miss + +Douce. + +--_The bright stars fade_... + +A voiceless song sang from within, singing: + +--... _the morn is breaking._ + +A duodene of birdnotes chirruped bright treble answer under sensitive +hands. Brightly the keys, all twinkling, linked, all harpsichording, +called to a voice to sing the strain of dewy morn, of youth, of love's +leavetaking, life's, love's morn. + +--_The dewdrops pearl_... + +Lenehan's lips over the counter lisped a low whistle of decoy. + +--But look this way, he said, rose of Castile. + +Jingle jaunted by the curb and stopped. + +She rose and closed her reading, rose of Castile: fretted, forlorn, +dreamily rose. + +--Did she fall or was she pushed? he asked her. + +She answered, slighting: + +--Ask no questions and you'll hear no lies. + +Like lady, ladylike. + +Blazes Boylan's smart tan shoes creaked on the barfloor where he strode. +Yes, gold from anear by bronze from afar. Lenehan heard and knew and +hailed him: + +--See the conquering hero comes. + +Between the car and window, warily walking, went Bloom, unconquered +hero. See me he might. The seat he sat on: warm. Black wary hecat walked +towards Richie Goulding's legal bag, lifted aloft, saluting. + +--_And I from thee_... + +--I heard you were round, said Blazes Boylan. + +He touched to fair miss Kennedy a rim of his slanted straw. She smiled +on him. But sister bronze outsmiled her, preening for him her richer +hair, a bosom and a rose. + +Smart Boylan bespoke potions. + +--What's your cry? Glass of bitter? Glass of bitter, please, and a +sloegin for me. Wire in yet? + +Not yet. At four she. Who said four? + +Cowley's red lugs and bulging apple in the door of the sheriff's office. + +Avoid. Goulding a chance. What is he doing in the Ormond? Car waiting. + +Wait. + +Hello. Where off to? Something to eat? I too was just. In here. What, +Ormond? Best value in Dublin. Is that so? Diningroom. Sit tight there. +See, not be seen. I think I'll join you. Come on. Richie led on. Bloom +followed bag. Dinner fit for a prince. + +Miss Douce reached high to take a flagon, stretching her satin arm, her +bust, that all but burst, so high. + +--O! O! jerked Lenehan, gasping at each stretch. O! + +But easily she seized her prey and led it low in triumph. + +--Why don't you grow? asked Blazes Boylan. + +Shebronze, dealing from her oblique jar thick syrupy liquor for his +lips, looked as it flowed (flower in his coat: who gave him?), and +syrupped with her voice: + +--Fine goods in small parcels. + +That is to say she. Neatly she poured slowsyrupy sloe. + +--Here's fortune, Blazes said. + +He pitched a broad coin down. Coin rang. + +--Hold on, said Lenehan, till I... + +--Fortune, he wished, lifting his bubbled ale. + +--Sceptre will win in a canter, he said. + +--I plunged a bit, said Boylan winking and drinking. Not on my own, you +know. Fancy of a friend of mine. + +Lenehan still drank and grinned at his tilted ale and at miss Douce's +lips that all but hummed, not shut, the oceansong her lips had trilled. + +Idolores. The eastern seas. + +Clock whirred. Miss Kennedy passed their way (flower, wonder who gave), +bearing away teatray. Clock clacked. + +Miss Douce took Boylan's coin, struck boldly the cashregister. It +clanged. Clock clacked. Fair one of Egypt teased and sorted in the till +and hummed and handed coins in change. Look to the west. A clack. For +me. + +--What time is that? asked Blazes Boylan. Four? + +O'clock. + +Lenehan, small eyes ahunger on her humming, bust ahumming, tugged Blazes +Boylan's elbowsleeve. + +--Let's hear the time, he said. + +The bag of Goulding, Collis, Ward led Bloom by ryebloom flowered tables. +Aimless he chose with agitated aim, bald Pat attending, a table near +the door. Be near. At four. Has he forgotten? Perhaps a trick. Not come: +whet appetite. I couldn't do. Wait, wait. Pat, waiter, waited. + +Sparkling bronze azure eyed Blazure's skyblue bow and eyes. + +--Go on, pressed Lenehan. There's no-one. He never heard. + +--... _to Flora's lips did hie._ + +High, a high note pealed in the treble clear. + +Bronzedouce communing with her rose that sank and rose sought + +Blazes Boylan's flower and eyes. + +--Please, please. + +He pleaded over returning phrases of avowal. + +--_I could not leave thee_... + +--Afterwits, miss Douce promised coyly. + +--No, now, urged Lenehan. _Sonnezlacloche!_ O do! There's no-one. + +She looked. Quick. Miss Kenn out of earshot. Sudden bent. Two kindling +faces watched her bend. + +Quavering the chords strayed from the air, found it again, lost chord, +and lost and found it, faltering. + +--Go on! Do! _Sonnez!_ + +Bending, she nipped a peak of skirt above her knee. Delayed. Taunted +them still, bending, suspending, with wilful eyes. + +_--Sonnez!_ + +Smack. She set free sudden in rebound her nipped elastic garter +smackwarm against her smackable a woman's warmhosed thigh. + +--_La Cloche!_ cried gleeful Lenehan. Trained by owner. No sawdust +there. + +She smilesmirked supercilious (wept! aren't men?), but, lightward +gliding, mild she smiled on Boylan. + +--You're the essence of vulgarity, she in gliding said. + +Boylan, eyed, eyed. Tossed to fat lips his chalice, drank off his +chalice tiny, sucking the last fat violet syrupy drops. His spellbound +eyes went after, after her gliding head as it went down the bar by +mirrors, gilded arch for ginger ale, hock and claret glasses shimmering, +a spiky shell, where it concerted, mirrored, bronze with sunnier bronze. + +Yes, bronze from anearby. + +--... _Sweetheart, goodbye!_ + +--I'm off, said Boylan with impatience. + +He slid his chalice brisk away, grasped his change. + +--Wait a shake, begged Lenehan, drinking quickly. I wanted to tell you. + +Tom Rochford... + +--Come on to blazes, said Blazes Boylan, going. + +Lenehan gulped to go. + +--Got the horn or what? he said. Wait. I'm coming. + +He followed the hasty creaking shoes but stood by nimbly by the +threshold, saluting forms, a bulky with a slender. + +--How do you do, Mr Dollard? + +--Eh? How do? How do? Ben Dollard's vague bass answered, turning an +instant from Father Cowley's woe. He won't give you any trouble, Bob. +Alf Bergan will speak to the long fellow. We'll put a barleystraw in +that Judas Iscariot's ear this time. + +Sighing Mr Dedalus came through the saloon, a finger soothing an eyelid. + +--Hoho, we will, Ben Dollard yodled jollily. Come on, Simon. Give us a +ditty. We heard the piano. + +Bald Pat, bothered waiter, waited for drink orders. Power for Richie. +And Bloom? Let me see. Not make him walk twice. His corns. Four now. How +warm this black is. Course nerves a bit. Refracts (is it?) heat. Let me +see. Cider. Yes, bottle of cider. + +--What's that? Mr Dedalus said. I was only vamping, man. + +--Come on, come on, Ben Dollard called. Begone dull care. Come, Bob. + +He ambled Dollard, bulky slops, before them (hold that fellow with the: +hold him now) into the saloon. He plumped him Dollard on the stool. His +gouty paws plumped chords. Plumped, stopped abrupt. + +Bald Pat in the doorway met tealess gold returning. Bothered, he wanted +Power and cider. Bronze by the window, watched, bronze from afar. + +Jingle a tinkle jaunted. + +Bloom heard a jing, a little sound. He's off. Light sob of breath Bloom +sighed on the silent bluehued flowers. Jingling. He's gone. Jingle. +Hear. + +--Love and War, Ben, Mr Dedalus said. God be with old times. + +Miss Douce's brave eyes, unregarded, turned from the crossblind, smitten +by sunlight. Gone. Pensive (who knows?), smitten (the smiting light), +she lowered the dropblind with a sliding cord. She drew down pensive +(why did he go so quick when I?) about her bronze, over the bar where +bald stood by sister gold, inexquisite contrast, contrast inexquisite +nonexquisite, slow cool dim seagreen sliding depth of shadow, _eau de +Nil._ + +--Poor old Goodwin was the pianist that night, Father Cowley reminded +them. There was a slight difference of opinion between himself and the +Collard grand. + +There was. + +--A symposium all his own, Mr Dedalus said. The devil wouldn't stop him. +He was a crotchety old fellow in the primary stage of drink. + +--God, do you remember? Ben bulky Dollard said, turning from the +punished keyboard. And by Japers I had no wedding garment. + +They laughed all three. He had no wed. All trio laughed. No wedding +garment. + +--Our friend Bloom turned in handy that night, Mr Dedalus said. Where's +my pipe, by the way? + +He wandered back to the bar to the lost chord pipe. Bald Pat carried two +diners' drinks, Richie and Poldy. And Father Cowley laughed again. + +--I saved the situation, Ben, I think. + +--You did, averred Ben Dollard. I remember those tight trousers too. +That was a brilliant idea, Bob. + +Father Cowley blushed to his brilliant purply lobes. He saved the situa. +Tight trou. Brilliant ide. + +--I knew he was on the rocks, he said. The wife was playing the piano in +the coffee palace on Saturdays for a very trifling consideration and +who was it gave me the wheeze she was doing the other business? Do you +remember? We had to search all Holles street to find them till the +chap in Keogh's gave us the number. Remember? Ben remembered, his broad +visage wondering. + +--By God, she had some luxurious operacloaks and things there. + +Mr Dedalus wandered back, pipe in hand. + +--Merrion square style. Balldresses, by God, and court dresses. He +wouldn't take any money either. What? Any God's quantity of cocked hats +and boleros and trunkhose. What? + +--Ay, ay, Mr Dedalus nodded. Mrs Marion Bloom has left off clothes of +all descriptions. + +Jingle jaunted down the quays. Blazes sprawled on bounding tyres. + +Liver and bacon. Steak and kidney pie. Right, sir. Right, Pat. + +Mrs Marion. Met him pike hoses. Smell of burn. Of Paul de Kock. Nice +name he. + +--What's this her name was? A buxom lassy. Marion... + +--Tweedy. + +--Yes. Is she alive? + +--And kicking. + +--She was a daughter of... + +--Daughter of the regiment. + +--Yes, begad. I remember the old drummajor. + +Mr Dedalus struck, whizzed, lit, puffed savoury puff after + +--Irish? I don't know, faith. Is she, Simon? + +Puff after stiff, a puff, strong, savoury, crackling. + +--Buccinator muscle is... What?... Bit rusty... O, she is... My +Irish Molly, O. + +He puffed a pungent plumy blast. + +--From the rock of Gibraltar... all the way. + +They pined in depth of ocean shadow, gold by the beerpull, bronze +by maraschino, thoughtful all two. Mina Kennedy, 4 Lismore terrace, +Drumcondra with Idolores, a queen, Dolores, silent. + +Pat served, uncovered dishes. Leopold cut liverslices. As said before he +ate with relish the inner organs, nutty gizzards, fried cods' roes while +Richie Goulding, Collis, Ward ate steak and kidney, steak then kidney, +bite by bite of pie he ate Bloom ate they ate. + +Bloom with Goulding, married in silence, ate. Dinners fit for princes. + +By Bachelor's walk jogjaunty jingled Blazes Boylan, bachelor, in sun in +heat, mare's glossy rump atrot, with flick of whip, on bounding tyres: +sprawled, warmseated, Boylan impatience, ardentbold. Horn. Have you the? +Horn. Have you the? Haw haw horn. + +Over their voices Dollard bassooned attack, booming over bombarding +chords: + +--_When love absorbs my ardent soul_... + +Roll of Bensoulbenjamin rolled to the quivery loveshivery roofpanes. + +--War! War! cried Father Cowley. You're the warrior. + +--So I am, Ben Warrior laughed. I was thinking of your landlord. Love or +money. + +He stopped. He wagged huge beard, huge face over his blunder huge. + +--Sure, you'd burst the tympanum of her ear, man, Mr Dedalus said +through smoke aroma, with an organ like yours. + +In bearded abundant laughter Dollard shook upon the keyboard. He would. + +--Not to mention another membrane, Father Cowley added. Half time, Ben. +_Amoroso ma non troppo._ Let me there. + +Miss Kennedy served two gentlemen with tankards of cool stout. She +passed a remark. It was indeed, first gentleman said, beautiful weather. +They drank cool stout. Did she know where the lord lieutenant was going? +And heard steelhoofs ringhoof ring. No, she couldn't say. But it would +be in the paper. O, she need not trouble. No trouble. She waved about +her outspread _Independent,_ searching, the lord lieutenant, her +pinnacles of hair slowmoving, lord lieuten. Too much trouble, +first gentleman said. O, not in the least. Way he looked that. Lord +lieutenant. Gold by bronze heard iron steel. + + --............ _my ardent soul_ + _I care not foror the morrow._ + +In liver gravy Bloom mashed mashed potatoes. Love and War someone is. +Ben Dollard's famous. Night he ran round to us to borrow a dress suit +for that concert. Trousers tight as a drum on him. Musical porkers. +Molly did laugh when he went out. Threw herself back across the bed, +screaming, kicking. With all his belongings on show. O saints above, +I'm drenched! O, the women in the front row! O, I never laughed so many! +Well, of course that's what gives him the base barreltone. For instance +eunuchs. Wonder who's playing. Nice touch. Must be Cowley. Musical. +Knows whatever note you play. Bad breath he has, poor chap. Stopped. + +Miss Douce, engaging, Lydia Douce, bowed to suave solicitor, George +Lidwell, gentleman, entering. Good afternoon. She gave her moist (a +lady's) hand to his firm clasp. Afternoon. Yes, she was back. To the old +dingdong again. + +--Your friends are inside, Mr Lidwell. + +George Lidwell, suave, solicited, held a lydiahand. + +Bloom ate liv as said before. Clean here at least. That chap in the +Burton, gummy with gristle. No-one here: Goulding and I. Clean tables, +flowers, mitres of napkins. Pat to and fro. Bald Pat. Nothing to do. +Best value in Dub. + +Piano again. Cowley it is. Way he sits in to it, like one together, +mutual understanding. Tiresome shapers scraping fiddles, eye on the +bowend, sawing the cello, remind you of toothache. Her high long snore. +Night we were in the box. Trombone under blowing like a grampus, between +the acts, other brass chap unscrewing, emptying spittle. Conductor's +legs too, bagstrousers, jiggedy jiggedy. Do right to hide them. + +Jiggedy jingle jaunty jaunty. + +Only the harp. Lovely. Gold glowering light. Girl touched it. Poop of a +lovely. Gravy's rather good fit for a. Golden ship. Erin. The harp that +once or twice. Cool hands. Ben Howth, the rhododendrons. We are their +harps. I. He. Old. Young. + +--Ah, I couldn't, man, Mr Dedalus said, shy, listless. + +Strongly. + +--Go on, blast you! Ben Dollard growled. Get it out in bits. + +--_M'appari,_ Simon, Father Cowley said. + +Down stage he strode some paces, grave, tall in affliction, his long +arms outheld. Hoarsely the apple of his throat hoarsed softly. Softly he +sang to a dusty seascape there: _A Last Farewell._ A headland, a ship, a +sail upon the billows. Farewell. A lovely girl, her veil awave upon the +wind upon the headland, wind around her. + +Cowley sang: + + _--M'appari tutt'amor: + Il mio sguardo l'incontr..._ + +She waved, unhearing Cowley, her veil, to one departing, dear one, to +wind, love, speeding sail, return. + +--Go on, Simon. + +--Ah, sure, my dancing days are done, Ben... Well... + +Mr Dedalus laid his pipe to rest beside the tuningfork and, sitting, +touched the obedient keys. + +--No, Simon, Father Cowley turned. Play it in the original. One flat. + +The keys, obedient, rose higher, told, faltered, confessed, confused. + +Up stage strode Father Cowley. + +--Here, Simon, I'll accompany you, he said. Get up. + +By Graham Lemon's pineapple rock, by Elvery's elephant jingly jogged. +Steak, kidney, liver, mashed, at meat fit for princes sat princes Bloom +and Goulding. Princes at meat they raised and drank, Power and cider. + +Most beautiful tenor air ever written, Richie said: _Sonnambula._ He +heard Joe Maas sing that one night. Ah, what M'Guckin! Yes. In his way. +Choirboy style. Maas was the boy. Massboy. A lyrical tenor if you like. +Never forget it. Never. + +Tenderly Bloom over liverless bacon saw the tightened features strain. +Backache he. Bright's bright eye. Next item on the programme. Paying the +piper. Pills, pounded bread, worth a guinea a box. Stave it off awhile. +Sings too: _Down among the dead men._ Appropriate. Kidney pie. Sweets to +the. Not making much hand of it. Best value in. Characteristic of him. +Power. Particular about his drink. Flaw in the glass, fresh Vartry +water. Fecking matches from counters to save. Then squander a sovereign +in dribs and drabs. And when he's wanted not a farthing. Screwed +refusing to pay his fare. Curious types. + +Never would Richie forget that night. As long as he lived: never. In the +gods of the old Royal with little Peake. And when the first note. + +Speech paused on Richie's lips. + +Coming out with a whopper now. Rhapsodies about damn all. + +Believes his own lies. Does really. Wonderful liar. But want a good +memory. + +--Which air is that? asked Leopold Bloom. + +--_All is lost now_. + +Richie cocked his lips apout. A low incipient note sweet banshee +murmured: all. A thrush. A throstle. His breath, birdsweet, good teeth +he's proud of, fluted with plaintive woe. Is lost. Rich sound. Two +notes in one there. Blackbird I heard in the hawthorn valley. Taking my +motives he twined and turned them. All most too new call is lost in all. +Echo. How sweet the answer. How is that done? All lost now. Mournful he +whistled. Fall, surrender, lost. + +Bloom bent leopold ear, turning a fringe of doyley down under the vase. +Order. Yes, I remember. Lovely air. In sleep she went to him. Innocence +in the moon. Brave. Don't know their danger. Still hold her back. Call +name. Touch water. Jingle jaunty. Too late. She longed to go. That's +why. Woman. As easy stop the sea. Yes: all is lost. + +--A beautiful air, said Bloom lost Leopold. I know it well. + +Never in all his life had Richie Goulding. + +He knows it well too. Or he feels. Still harping on his daughter. Wise +child that knows her father, Dedalus said. Me? + +Bloom askance over liverless saw. Face of the all is lost. Rollicking +Richie once. Jokes old stale now. Wagging his ear. Napkinring in his +eye. Now begging letters he sends his son with. Crosseyed Walter sir I +did sir. Wouldn't trouble only I was expecting some money. Apologise. + +Piano again. Sounds better than last time I heard. Tuned probably. +Stopped again. + +Dollard and Cowley still urged the lingering singer out with it. + +--With it, Simon. + +--It, Simon. + +--Ladies and gentlemen, I am most deeply obliged by your kind +solicitations. + +--It, Simon. + +--I have no money but if you will lend me your attention I shall +endeavour to sing to you of a heart bowed down. + +By the sandwichbell in screening shadow Lydia, her bronze and rose, a +lady's grace, gave and withheld: as in cool glaucous _eau de Nil_ Mina +to tankards two her pinnacles of gold. + +The harping chords of prelude closed. A chord, longdrawn, expectant, +drew a voice away. + +--_When first I saw that form endearing_... + +Richie turned. + +--Si Dedalus' voice, he said. + +Braintipped, cheek touched with flame, they listened feeling that flow +endearing flow over skin limbs human heart soul spine. Bloom signed to +Pat, bald Pat is a waiter hard of hearing, to set ajar the door of the +bar. The door of the bar. So. That will do. Pat, waiter, waited, waiting +to hear, for he was hard of hear by the door. + +--_Sorrow from me seemed to depart._ + +Through the hush of air a voice sang to them, low, not rain, not leaves +in murmur, like no voice of strings or reeds or whatdoyoucallthem +dulcimers touching their still ears with words, still hearts of their +each his remembered lives. Good, good to hear: sorrow from them each +seemed to from both depart when first they heard. When first they saw, +lost Richie Poldy, mercy of beauty, heard from a person wouldn't expect +it in the least, her first merciful lovesoft oftloved word. + +Love that is singing: love's old sweet song. Bloom unwound slowly the +elastic band of his packet. Love's old sweet _sonnez la_ gold. Bloom +wound a skein round four forkfingers, stretched it, relaxed, and wound +it round his troubled double, fourfold, in octave, gyved them fast. + +--_Full of hope and all delighted_... + +Tenors get women by the score. Increase their flow. Throw flower at his +feet. When will we meet? My head it simply. Jingle all delighted. He +can't sing for tall hats. Your head it simply swurls. Perfumed for him. +What perfume does your wife? I want to know. Jing. Stop. Knock. Last +look at mirror always before she answers the door. The hall. There? How +do you? I do well. There? What? Or? Phial of cachous, kissing comfits, +in her satchel. Yes? Hands felt for the opulent. + +Alas the voice rose, sighing, changed: loud, full, shining, proud. + +--_But alas, 'twas idle dreaming_... + +Glorious tone he has still. Cork air softer also their brogue. Silly +man! Could have made oceans of money. Singing wrong words. Wore out +his wife: now sings. But hard to tell. Only the two themselves. If he +doesn't break down. Keep a trot for the avenue. His hands and feet sing +too. Drink. Nerves overstrung. Must be abstemious to sing. Jenny Lind +soup: stock, sage, raw eggs, half pint of cream. For creamy dreamy. + +Tenderness it welled: slow, swelling, full it throbbed. That's the chat. +Ha, give! Take! Throb, a throb, a pulsing proud erect. + +Words? Music? No: it's what's behind. + +Bloom looped, unlooped, noded, disnoded. + +Bloom. Flood of warm jamjam lickitup secretness flowed to flow in music +out, in desire, dark to lick flow invading. Tipping her tepping her +tapping her topping her. Tup. Pores to dilate dilating. Tup. The joy +the feel the warm the. Tup. To pour o'er sluices pouring gushes. Flood, +gush, flow, joygush, tupthrob. Now! Language of love. + +--... _ray of hope is_... + +Beaming. Lydia for Lidwell squeak scarcely hear so ladylike the muse +unsqueaked a ray of hopk. + +_Martha_ it is. Coincidence. Just going to write. Lionel's song. +Lovely name you have. Can't write. Accept my little pres. Play on her +heartstrings pursestrings too. She's a. I called you naughty boy. Still +the name: Martha. How strange! Today. + +The voice of Lionel returned, weaker but unwearied. It sang again to +Richie Poldy Lydia Lidwell also sang to Pat open mouth ear waiting to +wait. How first he saw that form endearing, how sorrow seemed to part, +how look, form, word charmed him Gould Lidwell, won Pat Bloom's heart. + +Wish I could see his face, though. Explain better. Why the barber in +Drago's always looked my face when I spoke his face in the glass. Still +hear it better here than in the bar though farther. + +--_Each graceful look_... + +First night when first I saw her at Mat Dillon's in Terenure. Yellow, +black lace she wore. Musical chairs. We two the last. Fate. After her. +Fate. + +Round and round slow. Quick round. We two. All looked. Halt. Down she +sat. All ousted looked. Lips laughing. Yellow knees. + +--_Charmed my eye_... + +Singing. _Waiting_ she sang. I turned her music. Full voice of perfume +of what perfume does your lilactrees. Bosom I saw, both full, throat +warbling. First I saw. She thanked me. Why did she me? Fate. Spanishy +eyes. Under a peartree alone patio this hour in old Madrid one side in +shadow Dolores shedolores. At me. Luring. Ah, alluring. + +--_Martha! Ah, Martha!_ + +Quitting all languor Lionel cried in grief, in cry of passion dominant +to love to return with deepening yet with rising chords of harmony. In +cry of lionel loneliness that she should know, must martha feel. For +only her he waited. Where? Here there try there here all try where. +Somewhere. + + --_Co-ome, thou lost one! + Co-ome, thou dear one!_ + +Alone. One love. One hope. One comfort me. Martha, chestnote, return! + +_--Come!_ + +It soared, a bird, it held its flight, a swift pure cry, soar silver orb +it leaped serene, speeding, sustained, to come, don't spin it out too +long long breath he breath long life, soaring high, high resplendent, +aflame, crowned, high in the effulgence symbolistic, high, of the +etherial bosom, high, of the high vast irradiation everywhere all +soaring all around about the all, the endlessnessnessness... + +--_To me!_ + +Siopold! + +Consumed. + +Come. Well sung. All clapped. She ought to. Come. To me, to him, to her, +you too, me, us. + +--Bravo! Clapclap. Good man, Simon. Clappyclapclap. Encore! Clapclipclap +clap. Sound as a bell. Bravo, Simon! Clapclopclap. Encore, enclap, said, +cried, clapped all, Ben Dollard, Lydia Douce, George Lidwell, Pat, Mina +Kennedy, two gentlemen with two tankards, Cowley, first gent with tank +and bronze miss Douce and gold MJiss Mina. + +Blazes Boylan's smart tan shoes creaked on the barfloor, said before. +Jingle by monuments of sir John Gray, Horatio onehandled Nelson, +reverend father Theobald Mathew, jaunted, as said before just now. +Atrot, in heat, heatseated. _Cloche. Sonnez la. Cloche. Sonnez la._ +Slower the mare went up the hill by the Rotunda, Rutland square. Too +slow for Boylan, blazes Boylan, impatience Boylan, joggled the mare. + +An afterclang of Cowley's chords closed, died on the air made richer. + +And Richie Goulding drank his Power and Leopold Bloom his cider drank, +Lidwell his Guinness, second gentleman said they would partake of two +more tankards if she did not mind. Miss Kennedy smirked, disserving, +coral lips, at first, at second. She did not mind. + +--Seven days in jail, Ben Dollard said, on bread and water. Then you'd +sing, Simon, like a garden thrush. + +Lionel Simon, singer, laughed. Father Bob Cowley played. Mina Kennedy +served. Second gentleman paid. Tom Kernan strutted in. Lydia, admired, +admired. But Bloom sang dumb. + +Admiring. + +Richie, admiring, descanted on that man's glorious voice. He remembered +one night long ago. Never forget that night. Si sang _'Twas rank and +fame_: in Ned Lambert's 'twas. Good God he never heard in all his life a +note like that he never did _then false one we had better part_ so clear +so God he never heard _since love lives not_ a clinking voice lives not +ask Lambert he can tell you too. + +Goulding, a flush struggling in his pale, told Mr Bloom, face of the +night, Si in Ned Lambert's, Dedalus house, sang _'Twas rank and fame._ + +He, Mr Bloom, listened while he, Richie Goulding, told him, Mr Bloom, of +the night he, Richie, heard him, Si Dedalus, sing 'TWAS RANK AND FAME in +his, Ned Lambert's, house. + +Brothers-in-law: relations. We never speak as we pass by. Rift in the +lute I think. Treats him with scorn. See. He admires him all the more. +The night Si sang. The human voice, two tiny silky chords, wonderful, +more than all others. + +That voice was a lamentation. Calmer now. It's in the silence after you +feel you hear. Vibrations. Now silent air. + +Bloom ungyved his crisscrossed hands and with slack fingers plucked the +slender catgut thong. He drew and plucked. It buzz, it twanged. While +Goulding talked of Barraclough's voice production, while Tom Kernan, +harking back in a retrospective sort of arrangement talked to listening +Father Cowley, who played a voluntary, who nodded as he played. While +big Ben Dollard talked with Simon Dedalus, lighting, who nodded as he +smoked, who smoked. + +Thou lost one. All songs on that theme. Yet more Bloom stretched his +string. Cruel it seems. Let people get fond of each other: lure them on. +Then tear asunder. Death. Explos. Knock on the head. Outtohelloutofthat. +Human life. Dignam. Ugh, that rat's tail wriggling! Five bob I gave. +_Corpus paradisum._ Corncrake croaker: belly like a poisoned pup. Gone. +They sing. Forgotten. I too; And one day she with. Leave her: get +tired. Suffer then. Snivel. Big spanishy eyes goggling at nothing. Her +wavyavyeavyheavyeavyevyevyhair un comb:'d. + +Yet too much happy bores. He stretched more, more. Are you not happy in +your? Twang. It snapped. + +Jingle into Dorset street. + +Miss Douce withdrew her satiny arm, reproachful, pleased. + +--Don't make half so free, said she, till we are better acquainted. + +George Lidwell told her really and truly: but she did not believe. + +First gentleman told Mina that was so. She asked him was that so. And +second tankard told her so. That that was so. + +Miss Douce, miss Lydia, did not believe: miss Kennedy, Mina, did not +believe: George Lidwell, no: miss Dou did not: the first, the first: +gent with the tank: believe, no, no: did not, miss Kenn: Lidlydiawell: +the tank. + +Better write it here. Quills in the postoffice chewed and twisted. + +Bald Pat at a sign drew nigh. A pen and ink. He went. A pad. He went. A +pad to blot. He heard, deaf Pat. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said, teasing the curling catgut line. It certainly is. +Few lines will do. My present. All that Italian florid music is. Who +is this wrote? Know the name you know better. Take out sheet notepaper, +envelope: unconcerned. It's so characteristic. + +--Grandest number in the whole opera, Goulding said. + +--It is, Bloom said. + +Numbers it is. All music when you come to think. Two multiplied by two +divided by half is twice one. Vibrations: chords those are. One plus two +plus six is seven. Do anything you like with figures juggling. Always +find out this equal to that. Symmetry under a cemetery wall. He doesn't +see my mourning. Callous: all for his own gut. Musemathematics. And you +think you're listening to the etherial. But suppose you said it like: +Martha, seven times nine minus x is thirtyfive thousand. Fall quite +flat. It's on account of the sounds it is. + +Instance he's playing now. Improvising. Might be what you like, till you +hear the words. Want to listen sharp. Hard. Begin all right: then hear +chords a bit off: feel lost a bit. In and out of sacks, over barrels, +through wirefences, obstacle race. Time makes the tune. Question of mood +you're in. Still always nice to hear. Except scales up and down, girls +learning. Two together nextdoor neighbours. Ought to invent dummy pianos +for that. _Blumenlied_ I bought for her. The name. Playing it slow, +a girl, night I came home, the girl. Door of the stables near Cecilia +street. Milly no taste. Queer because we both, I mean. + +Bald deaf Pat brought quite flat pad ink. Pat set with ink pen quite +flat pad. Pat took plate dish knife fork. Pat went. + +It was the only language Mr Dedalus said to Ben. He heard them as a +boy in Ringabella, Crosshaven, Ringabella, singing their barcaroles. +Queenstown harbour full of Italian ships. Walking, you know, Ben, in the +moonlight with those earthquake hats. Blending their voices. God, such +music, Ben. Heard as a boy. Cross Ringabella haven mooncarole. + +Sour pipe removed he held a shield of hand beside his lips that cooed a +moonlight nightcall, clear from anear, a call from afar, replying. + +Down the edge of his _Freeman_ baton ranged Bloom's, your other eye, +scanning for where did I see that. Callan, Coleman, Dignam Patrick. +Heigho! Heigho! Fawcett. Aha! Just I was looking... + +Hope he's not looking, cute as a rat. He held unfurled his _Freeman._ +Can't see now. Remember write Greek ees. Bloom dipped, Bloo mur: dear +sir. Dear Henry wrote: dear Mady. Got your lett and flow. Hell did I +put? Some pock or oth. It is utterl imposs. Underline _imposs._ To write +today. + +Bore this. Bored Bloom tambourined gently with I am just reflecting +fingers on flat pad Pat brought. + +On. Know what I mean. No, change that ee. Accep my poor litt pres +enclos. Ask her no answ. Hold on. Five Dig. Two about here. Penny the +gulls. Elijah is com. Seven Davy Byrne's. Is eight about. Say half a +crown. My poor little pres: p. o. two and six. Write me a long. Do you +despise? Jingle, have you the? So excited. Why do you call me naught? +You naughty too? O, Mairy lost the string of her. Bye for today. Yes, +yes, will tell you. Want to. To keep it up. Call me that other. Other +world she wrote. My patience are exhaust. To keep it up. You must +believe. Believe. The tank. It. Is. True. + +Folly am I writing? Husbands don't. That's marriage does, their wives. +Because I'm away from. Suppose. But how? She must. Keep young. If she +found out. Card in my high grade ha. No, not tell all. Useless pain. If +they don't see. Woman. Sauce for the gander. + +A hackney car, number three hundred and twentyfour, driver Barton James +of number one Harmony avenue, Donnybrook, on which sat a fare, a young +gentleman, stylishly dressed in an indigoblue serge suit made by George +Robert Mesias, tailor and cutter, of number five Eden quay, and wearing +a straw hat very dressy, bought of John Plasto of number one Great +Brunswick street, hatter. Eh? This is the jingle that joggled and +jingled. By Dlugacz' porkshop bright tubes of Agendath trotted a +gallantbuttocked mare. + +--Answering an ad? keen Richie's eyes asked Bloom. + +--Yes, Mr Bloom said. Town traveller. Nothing doing, I expect. + +Bloom mur: best references. But Henry wrote: it will excite me. You +know how. In haste. Henry. Greek ee. Better add postscript. What is he +playing now? Improvising. Intermezzo. P. S. The rum tum tum. How will +you pun? You punish me? Crooked skirt swinging, whack by. Tell me I want +to. Know. O. Course if I didn't I wouldn't ask. La la la ree. Trails off +there sad in minor. Why minor sad? Sign H. They like sad tail at end. P. +P. S. La la la ree. I feel so sad today. La ree. So lonely. Dee. + +He blotted quick on pad of Pat. Envel. Address. Just copy out of paper. +Murmured: Messrs Callan, Coleman and Co, limited. Henry wrote: + +Miss Martha Clifford c/o P. O. Dolphin's Barn Lane Dublin + +Blot over the other so he can't read. There. Right. Idea prize titbit. +Something detective read off blottingpad. Payment at the rate of guinea +per col. Matcham often thinks the laughing witch. Poor Mrs Purefoy. U. +P: up. + +Too poetical that about the sad. Music did that. Music hath charms. +Shakespeare said. Quotations every day in the year. To be or not to be. +Wisdom while you wait. + +In Gerard's rosery of Fetter lane he walks, greyedauburn. One life is +all. One body. Do. But do. + +Done anyhow. Postal order, stamp. Postoffice lower down. Walk now. +Enough. Barney Kiernan's I promised to meet them. Dislike that job. + +House of mourning. Walk. Pat! Doesn't hear. Deaf beetle he is. + +Car near there now. Talk. Talk. Pat! Doesn't. Settling those napkins. +Lot of ground he must cover in the day. Paint face behind on him then +he'd be two. Wish they'd sing more. Keep my mind off. + +Bald Pat who is bothered mitred the napkins. Pat is a waiter hard of his +hearing. Pat is a waiter who waits while you wait. Hee hee hee hee. He +waits while you wait. Hee hee. A waiter is he. Hee hee hee hee. He waits +while you wait. While you wait if you wait he will wait while you wait. +Hee hee hee hee. Hoh. Wait while you wait. + +Douce now. Douce Lydia. Bronze and rose. + +She had a gorgeous, simply gorgeous, time. And look at the lovely shell +she brought. + +To the end of the bar to him she bore lightly the spiked and winding +seahorn that he, George Lidwell, solicitor, might hear. + +--Listen! she bade him. + +Under Tom Kernan's ginhot words the accompanist wove music slow. +Authentic fact. How Walter Bapty lost his voice. Well, sir, the husband +took him by the throat. _Scoundrel,_ said he, _You'll sing no more +lovesongs._ He did, faith, sir Tom. Bob Cowley wove. Tenors get wom. +Cowley lay back. + +Ah, now he heard, she holding it to his ear. Hear! He heard. + +Wonderful. She held it to her own. And through the sifted light pale +gold in contrast glided. To hear. + +Tap. + +Bloom through the bardoor saw a shell held at their ears. He heard more +faintly that that they heard, each for herself alone, then each for +other, hearing the plash of waves, loudly, a silent roar. + +Bronze by a weary gold, anear, afar, they listened. + +Her ear too is a shell, the peeping lobe there. Been to the seaside. +Lovely seaside girls. Skin tanned raw. Should have put on coldcream +first make it brown. Buttered toast. O and that lotion mustn't forget. +Fever near her mouth. Your head it simply. Hair braided over: shell with +seaweed. Why do they hide their ears with seaweed hair? And Turks the +mouth, why? Her eyes over the sheet. Yashmak. Find the way in. A cave. +No admittance except on business. + +The sea they think they hear. Singing. A roar. The blood it is. Souse in +the ear sometimes. Well, it's a sea. Corpuscle islands. + +Wonderful really. So distinct. Again. George Lidwell held its murmur, +hearing: then laid it by, gently. + +--What are the wild waves saying? he asked her, smiled. + +Charming, seasmiling and unanswering Lydia on Lidwell smiled. + +Tap. + +By Larry O'Rourke's, by Larry, bold Larry O', Boylan swayed and Boylan +turned. + +From the forsaken shell miss Mina glided to her tankards waiting. No, +she was not so lonely archly miss Douce's head let Mr Lidwell know. +Walks in the moonlight by the sea. No, not alone. With whom? She nobly +answered: with a gentleman friend. + +Bob Cowley's twinkling fingers in the treble played again. The landlord +has the prior. A little time. Long John. Big Ben. Lightly he played a +light bright tinkling measure for tripping ladies, arch and smiling, +and for their gallants, gentlemen friends. One: one, one, one, one, one: +two, one, three, four. + +Sea, wind, leaves, thunder, waters, cows lowing, the cattlemarket, +cocks, hens don't crow, snakes hissss. There's music everywhere. +Ruttledge's door: ee creaking. No, that's noise. Minuet of _Don +Giovanni_ he's playing now. Court dresses of all descriptions in castle +chambers dancing. Misery. Peasants outside. Green starving faces eating +dockleaves. Nice that is. Look: look, look, look, look, look: you look +at us. + +That's joyful I can feel. Never have written it. Why? My joy is other +joy. But both are joys. Yes, joy it must be. Mere fact of music shows +you are. Often thought she was in the dumps till she began to lilt. Then +know. + +M'Coy valise. My wife and your wife. Squealing cat. Like tearing silk. +Tongue when she talks like the clapper of a bellows. They can't manage +men's intervals. Gap in their voices too. Fill me. I'm warm, dark, open. +Molly in _quis est homo_: Mercadante. My ear against the wall to hear. +Want a woman who can deliver the goods. + +Jog jig jogged stopped. Dandy tan shoe of dandy Boylan socks skyblue +clocks came light to earth. + +O, look we are so! Chamber music. Could make a kind of pun on that. +It is a kind of music I often thought when she. Acoustics that is. +Tinkling. Empty vessels make most noise. Because the acoustics, the +resonance changes according as the weight of the water is equal to +the law of falling water. Like those rhapsodies of Liszt's, Hungarian, +gipsyeyed. Pearls. Drops. Rain. Diddleiddle addleaddle ooddleooddle. +Hissss. Now. Maybe now. Before. + +One rapped on a door, one tapped with a knock, did he knock Paul de Kock +with a loud proud knocker with a cock carracarracarra cock. Cockcock. + +Tap. + +--_Qui sdegno,_ Ben, said Father Cowley. + +--No, Ben, Tom Kernan interfered. _The Croppy Boy._ Our native Doric. + +--Ay do, Ben, Mr Dedalus said. Good men and true. + +--Do, do, they begged in one. + +I'll go. Here, Pat, return. Come. He came, he came, he did not stay. To +me. How much? + +--What key? Six sharps? + +--F sharp major, Ben Dollard said. + +Bob Cowley's outstretched talons griped the black deepsounding chords. + +Must go prince Bloom told Richie prince. No, Richie said. Yes, must. Got +money somewhere. He's on for a razzle backache spree. Much? He seehears +lipspeech. One and nine. Penny for yourself. Here. Give him twopence +tip. Deaf, bothered. But perhaps he has wife and family waiting, waiting +Patty come home. Hee hee hee hee. Deaf wait while they wait. + +But wait. But hear. Chords dark. Lugugugubrious. Low. In a cave of the +dark middle earth. Embedded ore. Lumpmusic. + +The voice of dark age, of unlove, earth's fatigue made grave approach +and painful, come from afar, from hoary mountains, called on good men +and true. The priest he sought. With him would he speak a word. + +Tap. + +Ben Dollard's voice. Base barreltone. Doing his level best to say it. +Croak of vast manless moonless womoonless marsh. Other comedown. Big +ships' chandler's business he did once. Remember: rosiny ropes, ships' +lanterns. Failed to the tune of ten thousand pounds. Now in the Iveagh +home. Cubicle number so and so. Number one Bass did that for him. + +The priest's at home. A false priest's servant bade him welcome. Step +in. The holy father. With bows a traitor servant. Curlycues of chords. + +Ruin them. Wreck their lives. Then build them cubicles to end their days +in. Hushaby. Lullaby. Die, dog. Little dog, die. + +The voice of warning, solemn warning, told them the youth had entered +a lonely hall, told them how solemn fell his footsteps there, told them +the gloomy chamber, the vested priest sitting to shrive. + +Decent soul. Bit addled now. Thinks he'll win in _Answers,_ poets' +picture puzzle. We hand you crisp five pound note. Bird sitting hatching +in a nest. Lay of the last minstrel he thought it was. See blank tee +what domestic animal? Tee dash ar most courageous mariner. Good voice he +has still. No eunuch yet with all his belongings. + +Listen. Bloom listened. Richie Goulding listened. And by the door deaf +Pat, bald Pat, tipped Pat, listened. The chords harped slower. + +The voice of penance and of grief came slow, embellished, tremulous. +Ben's contrite beard confessed. _in nomine Domini,_ in God's name he +knelt. He beat his hand upon his breast, confessing: _mea culpa._ + +Latin again. That holds them like birdlime. Priest with the communion +corpus for those women. Chap in the mortuary, coffin or coffey, +_corpusnomine._ Wonder where that rat is by now. Scrape. + +Tap. + +They listened. Tankards and miss Kennedy. George Lidwell, eyelid well +expressive, fullbusted satin. Kernan. Si. + +The sighing voice of sorrow sang. His sins. Since Easter he had cursed +three times. You bitch's bast. And once at masstime he had gone to play. +Once by the churchyard he had passed and for his mother's rest he had +not prayed. A boy. A croppy boy. + +Bronze, listening, by the beerpull gazed far away. Soulfully. Doesn't +half know I'm. Molly great dab at seeing anyone looking. + +Bronze gazed far sideways. Mirror there. Is that best side of her face? +They always know. Knock at the door. Last tip to titivate. + +Cockcarracarra. + +What do they think when they hear music? Way to catch rattlesnakes. +Night Michael Gunn gave us the box. Tuning up. Shah of Persia liked +that best. Remind him of home sweet home. Wiped his nose in curtain too. +Custom his country perhaps. That's music too. Not as bad as it sounds. +Tootling. Brasses braying asses through uptrunks. Doublebasses helpless, +gashes in their sides. Woodwinds mooing cows. Semigrand open crocodile +music hath jaws. Woodwind like Goodwin's name. + +She looked fine. Her crocus dress she wore lowcut, belongings on show. +Clove her breath was always in theatre when she bent to ask a question. +Told her what Spinoza says in that book of poor papa's. Hypnotised, +listening. Eyes like that. She bent. Chap in dresscircle staring down +into her with his operaglass for all he was worth. Beauty of music you +must hear twice. Nature woman half a look. God made the country man the +tune. Met him pike hoses. Philosophy. O rocks! + +All gone. All fallen. At the siege of Ross his father, at Gorey all his +brothers fell. To Wexford, we are the boys of Wexford, he would. Last of +his name and race. + +I too. Last of my race. Milly young student. Well, my fault perhaps. No +son. Rudy. Too late now. Or if not? If not? If still? + +He bore no hate. + +Hate. Love. Those are names. Rudy. Soon I am old. Big Ben his voice +unfolded. Great voice Richie Goulding said, a flush struggling in his +pale, to Bloom soon old. But when was young? + +Ireland comes now. My country above the king. She listens. Who fears to +speak of nineteen four? Time to be shoving. Looked enough. + +--_Bless me, father,_ Dollard the croppy cried. _Bless me and let me +go._ + +Tap. + +Bloom looked, unblessed to go. Got up to kill: on eighteen bob a week. +Fellows shell out the dibs. Want to keep your weathereye open. Those +girls, those lovely. By the sad sea waves. Chorusgirl's romance. Letters +read out for breach of promise. From Chickabiddy's owny Mumpsypum. +Laughter in court. Henry. I never signed it. The lovely name you. + +Low sank the music, air and words. Then hastened. The false priest +rustling soldier from his cassock. A yeoman captain. They know it all by +heart. The thrill they itch for. Yeoman cap. + +Tap. Tap. + +Thrilled she listened, bending in sympathy to hear. + +Blank face. Virgin should say: or fingered only. Write something on it: +page. If not what becomes of them? Decline, despair. Keeps them young. +Even admire themselves. See. Play on her. Lip blow. Body of white woman, +a flute alive. Blow gentle. Loud. Three holes, all women. Goddess I +didn't see. They want it. Not too much polite. That's why he gets them. +Gold in your pocket, brass in your face. Say something. Make her hear. +With look to look. Songs without words. Molly, that hurdygurdy boy. +She knew he meant the monkey was sick. Or because so like the Spanish. +Understand animals too that way. Solomon did. Gift of nature. + +Ventriloquise. My lips closed. Think in my stom. What? + +Will? You? I. Want. You. To. + +With hoarse rude fury the yeoman cursed, swelling in apoplectic bitch's +bastard. A good thought, boy, to come. One hour's your time to live, +your last. + +Tap. Tap. + +Thrill now. Pity they feel. To wipe away a tear for martyrs that want +to, dying to, die. For all things dying, for all things born. Poor Mrs +Purefoy. Hope she's over. Because their wombs. + +A liquid of womb of woman eyeball gazed under a fence of lashes, calmly, +hearing. See real beauty of the eye when she not speaks. On yonder +river. At each slow satiny heaving bosom's wave (her heaving embon) red +rose rose slowly sank red rose. Heartbeats: her breath: breath that is +life. And all the tiny tiny fernfoils trembled of maidenhair. + +But look. The bright stars fade. O rose! Castile. The morn. Ha. Lidwell. +For him then not for. Infatuated. I like that? See her from here though. +Popped corks, splashes of beerfroth, stacks of empties. + +On the smooth jutting beerpull laid Lydia hand, lightly, plumply, leave +it to my hands. All lost in pity for croppy. Fro, to: to, fro: over +the polished knob (she knows his eyes, my eyes, her eyes) her thumb and +finger passed in pity: passed, reposed and, gently touching, then slid +so smoothly, slowly down, a cool firm white enamel baton protruding +through their sliding ring. + +With a cock with a carra. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. + +I hold this house. Amen. He gnashed in fury. Traitors swing. + +The chords consented. Very sad thing. But had to be. Get out before the +end. Thanks, that was heavenly. Where's my hat. Pass by her. Can leave +that Freeman. Letter I have. Suppose she were the? No. Walk, walk, +walk. Like Cashel Boylo Connoro Coylo Tisdall Maurice Tisntdall Farrell. +Waaaaaaalk. + +Well, I must be. Are you off? Yrfmstbyes. Blmstup. O'er ryehigh blue. +Ow. Bloom stood up. Soap feeling rather sticky behind. Must have +sweated: music. That lotion, remember. Well, so long. High grade. Card +inside. Yes. + +By deaf Pat in the doorway straining ear Bloom passed. + +At Geneva barrack that young man died. At Passage was his body laid. +Dolor! O, he dolores! The voice of the mournful chanter called to +dolorous prayer. + +By rose, by satiny bosom, by the fondling hand, by slops, by empties, +by popped corks, greeting in going, past eyes and maidenhair, bronze and +faint gold in deepseashadow, went Bloom, soft Bloom, I feel so lonely +Bloom. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. + +Pray for him, prayed the bass of Dollard. You who hear in peace. Breathe +a prayer, drop a tear, good men, good people. He was the croppy boy. + +Scaring eavesdropping boots croppy bootsboy Bloom in the Ormond hallway +heard the growls and roars of bravo, fat backslapping, their boots all +treading, boots not the boots the boy. General chorus off for a swill to +wash it down. Glad I avoided. + +--Come on, Ben, Simon Dedalus cried. By God, you're as good as ever you +were. + +--Better, said Tomgin Kernan. Most trenchant rendition of that ballad, +upon my soul and honour It is. + +--Lablache, said Father Cowley. + +Ben Dollard bulkily cachuchad towards the bar, mightily praisefed +and all big roseate, on heavyfooted feet, his gouty fingers nakkering +castagnettes in the air. + +Big Benaben Dollard. Big Benben. Big Benben. + +Rrr. + +And deepmoved all, Simon trumping compassion from foghorn nose, all +laughing they brought him forth, Ben Dollard, in right good cheer. + +--You're looking rubicund, George Lidwell said. + +Miss Douce composed her rose to wait. + +--Ben machree, said Mr Dedalus, clapping Ben's fat back shoulderblade. +Fit as a fiddle only he has a lot of adipose tissue concealed about his +person. + +Rrrrrrrsss. + +--Fat of death, Simon, Ben Dollard growled. + +Richie rift in the lute alone sat: Goulding, Collis, Ward. Uncertainly +he waited. Unpaid Pat too. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. + +Miss Mina Kennedy brought near her lips to ear of tankard one. + +--Mr Dollard, they murmured low. + +--Dollard, murmured tankard. + +Tank one believed: miss Kenn when she: that doll he was: she doll: the +tank. + +He murmured that he knew the name. The name was familiar to him, that +is to say. That was to say he had heard the name of. Dollard, was it? +Dollard, yes. + +Yes, her lips said more loudly, Mr Dollard. He sang that song lovely, +murmured Mina. Mr Dollard. And _The last rose of summer_ was a lovely +song. Mina loved that song. Tankard loved the song that Mina. + +'Tis the last rose of summer dollard left bloom felt wind wound round +inside. + +Gassy thing that cider: binding too. Wait. Postoffice near Reuben J's +one and eightpence too. Get shut of it. Dodge round by Greek street. +Wish I hadn't promised to meet. Freer in air. Music. Gets on your +nerves. Beerpull. Her hand that rocks the cradle rules the. Ben Howth. +That rules the world. + +Far. Far. Far. Far. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. + +Up the quay went Lionelleopold, naughty Henry with letter for Mady, with +sweets of sin with frillies for Raoul with met him pike hoses went Poldy +on. + +Tap blind walked tapping by the tap the curbstone tapping, tap by tap. + +Cowley, he stuns himself with it: kind of drunkenness. Better give way +only half way the way of a man with a maid. Instance enthusiasts. All +ears. Not lose a demisemiquaver. Eyes shut. Head nodding in time. Dotty. +You daren't budge. Thinking strictly prohibited. Always talking shop. +Fiddlefaddle about notes. + +All a kind of attempt to talk. Unpleasant when it stops because you +never know exac. Organ in Gardiner street. Old Glynn fifty quid a year. +Queer up there in the cockloft, alone, with stops and locks and keys. +Seated all day at the organ. Maunder on for hours, talking to himself or +the other fellow blowing the bellows. Growl angry, then shriek cursing +(want to have wadding or something in his no don't she cried), then all +of a soft sudden wee little wee little pipy wind. + +Pwee! A wee little wind piped eeee. In Bloom's little wee. + +--Was he? Mr Dedalus said, returning with fetched pipe. I was with him +this morning at poor little Paddy Dignam's... + +--Ay, the Lord have mercy on him. + +--By the bye there's a tuningfork in there on the... + +Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. + +--The wife has a fine voice. Or had. What? Lidwell asked. + +--O, that must be the tuner, Lydia said to Simonlionel first I saw, +forgot it when he was here. + +Blind he was she told George Lidwell second I saw. And played so +exquisitely, treat to hear. Exquisite contrast: bronzelid, minagold. + +--Shout! Ben Dollard shouted, pouring. Sing out! + +--'lldo! cried Father Cowley. + +Rrrrrr. + +I feel I want... + +Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap + +--Very, Mr Dedalus said, staring hard at a headless sardine. + +Under the sandwichbell lay on a bier of bread one last, one lonely, last +sardine of summer. Bloom alone. + +--Very, he stared. The lower register, for choice. + +Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. + +Bloom went by Barry's. Wish I could. Wait. That wonderworker if I had. +Twentyfour solicitors in that one house. Counted them. Litigation. Love +one another. Piles of parchment. Messrs Pick and Pocket have power of +attorney. Goulding, Collis, Ward. + +But for example the chap that wallops the big drum. His vocation: Mickey +Rooney's band. Wonder how it first struck him. Sitting at home after +pig's cheek and cabbage nursing it in the armchair. Rehearsing his band +part. Pom. Pompedy. Jolly for the wife. Asses' skins. Welt them through +life, then wallop after death. Pom. Wallop. Seems to be what you call +yashmak or I mean kismet. Fate. + +Tap. Tap. A stripling, blind, with a tapping cane came taptaptapping by +Daly's window where a mermaid hair all streaming (but he couldn't see) +blew whiffs of a mermaid (blind couldn't), mermaid, coolest whiff of +all. + +Instruments. A blade of grass, shell of her hands, then blow. Even +comb and tissuepaper you can knock a tune out of. Molly in her shift in +Lombard street west, hair down. I suppose each kind of trade made its +own, don't you see? Hunter with a horn. Haw. Have you the? _Cloche. +Sonnez la._ Shepherd his pipe. Pwee little wee. Policeman a whistle. +Locks and keys! Sweep! Four o'clock's all's well! Sleep! All is lost +now. Drum? Pompedy. Wait. I know. Towncrier, bumbailiff. Long John. +Waken the dead. Pom. Dignam. Poor little _nominedomine._ Pom. It is +music. I mean of course it's all pom pom pom very much what they call +_da capo._ Still you can hear. As we march, we march along, march along. +Pom. + +I must really. Fff. Now if I did that at a banquet. Just a question of +custom shah of Persia. Breathe a prayer, drop a tear. All the same +he must have been a bit of a natural not to see it was a yeoman cap. +Muffled up. Wonder who was that chap at the grave in the brown macin. O, +the whore of the lane! + +A frowsy whore with black straw sailor hat askew came glazily in the day +along the quay towards Mr Bloom. When first he saw that form endearing? +Yes, it is. I feel so lonely. Wet night in the lane. Horn. Who had +the? Heehaw shesaw. Off her beat here. What is she? Hope she. Psst! Any +chance of your wash. Knew Molly. Had me decked. Stout lady does be with +you in the brown costume. Put you off your stroke, that. Appointment +we made knowing we'd never, well hardly ever. Too dear too near to home +sweet home. Sees me, does she? Looks a fright in the day. Face like dip. +Damn her. O, well, she has to live like the rest. Look in here. + +In Lionel Marks's antique saleshop window haughty Henry Lionel Leopold +dear Henry Flower earnestly Mr Leopold Bloom envisaged battered +candlesticks melodeon oozing maggoty blowbags. Bargain: six bob. Might +learn to play. Cheap. Let her pass. Course everything is dear if you +don't want it. That's what good salesman is. Make you buy what he wants +to sell. Chap sold me the Swedish razor he shaved me with. Wanted to +charge me for the edge he gave it. She's passing now. Six bob. + +Must be the cider or perhaps the burgund. + +Near bronze from anear near gold from afar they chinked their clinking +glasses all, brighteyed and gallant, before bronze Lydia's tempting last +rose of summer, rose of Castile. First Lid, De, Cow, Ker, Doll, a fifth: +Lidwell, Si Dedalus, Bob Cowley, Kernan and big Ben Dollard. + +Tap. A youth entered a lonely Ormond hall. + +Bloom viewed a gallant pictured hero in Lionel Marks's window. Robert +Emmet's last words. Seven last words. Of Meyerbeer that is. + +--True men like you men. + +--Ay, ay, Ben. + +--Will lift your glass with us. + +They lifted. + +Tschink. Tschunk. + +Tip. An unseeing stripling stood in the door. He saw not bronze. He saw +not gold. Nor Ben nor Bob nor Tom nor Si nor George nor tanks nor Richie +nor Pat. Hee hee hee hee. He did not see. + +Seabloom, greaseabloom viewed last words. Softly. _When my country takes +her place among._ + +Prrprr. + +Must be the bur. + +Fff! Oo. Rrpr. + +_Nations of the earth._ No-one behind. She's passed. _Then and not till +then._ Tram kran kran kran. Good oppor. Coming. Krandlkrankran. I'm +sure it's the burgund. Yes. One, two. _Let my epitaph be._ Kraaaaaa. +_Written. I have._ + +Pprrpffrrppffff. + +_Done._ + + + +I was just passing the time of day with old Troy of the D. M. P. at the +corner of Arbour hill there and be damned but a bloody sweep came along +and he near drove his gear into my eye. I turned around to let him have +the weight of my tongue when who should I see dodging along Stony Batter +only Joe Hynes. + +--Lo, Joe, says I. How are you blowing? Did you see that bloody +chimneysweep near shove my eye out with his brush? + +--Soot's luck, says Joe. Who's the old ballocks you were talking to? + +--Old Troy, says I, was in the force. I'm on two minds not to give that +fellow in charge for obstructing the thoroughfare with his brooms and +ladders. + +--What are you doing round those parts? says Joe. + +--Devil a much, says I. There's a bloody big foxy thief beyond by the +garrison church at the corner of Chicken lane--old Troy was just giving +me a wrinkle about him--lifted any God's quantity of tea and sugar +to pay three bob a week said he had a farm in the county Down off a +hop-of-my-thumb by the name of Moses Herzog over there near Heytesbury +street. + +--Circumcised? says Joe. + +--Ay, says I. A bit off the top. An old plumber named Geraghty. I'm +hanging on to his taw now for the past fortnight and I can't get a penny +out of him. + +--That the lay you're on now? says Joe. + +--Ay, says I. How are the mighty fallen! Collector of bad and doubtful +debts. But that's the most notorious bloody robber you'd meet in a day's +walk and the face on him all pockmarks would hold a shower of rain. +_Tell him,_ says he, _I dare him,_ says he, _and I doubledare him +to send you round here again or if he does,_ says he, _I'll have +him summonsed up before the court, so I will, for trading without a +licence._ And he after stuffing himself till he's fit to burst. Jesus, +I had to laugh at the little jewy getting his shirt out. _He drink me my +teas. He eat me my sugars. Because he no pay me my moneys?_ + +For nonperishable goods bought of Moses Herzog, of 13 Saint Kevin's +parade in the city of Dublin, Wood quay ward, merchant, hereinafter +called the vendor, and sold and delivered to Michael E. Geraghty, +esquire, of 29 Arbour hill in the city of Dublin, Arran quay ward, +gentleman, hereinafter called the purchaser, videlicet, five pounds +avoirdupois of first choice tea at three shillings and no pence per +pound avoirdupois and three stone avoirdupois of sugar, crushed crystal, +at threepence per pound avoirdupois, the said purchaser debtor to the +said vendor of one pound five shillings and sixpence sterling for value +received which amount shall be paid by said purchaser to said vendor in +weekly instalments every seven calendar days of three shillings and no +pence sterling: and the said nonperishable goods shall not be pawned or +pledged or sold or otherwise alienated by the said purchaser but shall +be and remain and be held to be the sole and exclusive property of the +said vendor to be disposed of at his good will and pleasure until the +said amount shall have been duly paid by the said purchaser to the said +vendor in the manner herein set forth as this day hereby agreed between +the said vendor, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns of the one +part and the said purchaser, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns +of the other part. + +--Are you a strict t.t.? says Joe. + +--Not taking anything between drinks, says I. + +--What about paying our respects to our friend? says Joe. + +--Who? says I. Sure, he's out in John of God's off his head, poor man. + +--Drinking his own stuff? says Joe. + +--Ay, says I. Whisky and water on the brain. + +--Come around to Barney Kiernan's, says Joe. I want to see the citizen. + +--Barney mavourneen's be it, says I. Anything strange or wonderful, Joe? + +--Not a word, says Joe. I was up at that meeting in the City Arms. + +---What was that, Joe? says I. + +--Cattle traders, says Joe, about the foot and mouth disease. I want to +give the citizen the hard word about it. + +So we went around by the Linenhall barracks and the back of the +courthouse talking of one thing or another. Decent fellow Joe when he +has it but sure like that he never has it. Jesus, I couldn't get over +that bloody foxy Geraghty, the daylight robber. For trading without a +licence, says he. + +In Inisfail the fair there lies a land, the land of holy Michan. There +rises a watchtower beheld of men afar. There sleep the mighty dead as in +life they slept, warriors and princes of high renown. A pleasant land +it is in sooth of murmuring waters, fishful streams where sport the +gurnard, the plaice, the roach, the halibut, the gibbed haddock, the +grilse, the dab, the brill, the flounder, the pollock, the mixed coarse +fish generally and other denizens of the aqueous kingdom too numerous to +be enumerated. In the mild breezes of the west and of the east the lofty +trees wave in different directions their firstclass foliage, the wafty +sycamore, the Lebanonian cedar, the exalted planetree, the eugenic +eucalyptus and other ornaments of the arboreal world with which +that region is thoroughly well supplied. Lovely maidens sit in close +proximity to the roots of the lovely trees singing the most lovely songs +while they play with all kinds of lovely objects as for example golden +ingots, silvery fishes, crans of herrings, drafts of eels, codlings, +creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects. And heroes +voyage from afar to woo them, from Eblana to Slievemargy, the peerless +princes of unfettered Munster and of Connacht the just and of smooth +sleek Leinster and of Cruahan's land and of Armagh the splendid and of +the noble district of Boyle, princes, the sons of kings. + +And there rises a shining palace whose crystal glittering roof is seen +by mariners who traverse the extensive sea in barks built expressly for +that purpose, and thither come all herds and fatlings and firstfruits +of that land for O'Connell Fitzsimon takes toll of them, a chieftain +descended from chieftains. Thither the extremely large wains bring +foison of the fields, flaskets of cauliflowers, floats of spinach, +pineapple chunks, Rangoon beans, strikes of tomatoes, drums of figs, +drills of Swedes, spherical potatoes and tallies of iridescent kale, +York and Savoy, and trays of onions, pearls of the earth, and punnets of +mushrooms and custard marrows and fat vetches and bere and rape and red +green yellow brown russet sweet big bitter ripe pomellated apples and +chips of strawberries and sieves of gooseberries, pulpy and pelurious, +and strawberries fit for princes and raspberries from their canes. + +I dare him, says he, and I doubledare him. Come out here, Geraghty, you +notorious bloody hill and dale robber! + +And by that way wend the herds innumerable of bellwethers and flushed +ewes and shearling rams and lambs and stubble geese and medium steers +and roaring mares and polled calves and longwoods and storesheep and +Cuffe's prime springers and culls and sowpigs and baconhogs and the +various different varieties of highly distinguished swine and Angus +heifers and polly bulllocks of immaculate pedigree together with prime +premiated milchcows and beeves: and there is ever heard a trampling, +cackling, roaring, lowing, bleating, bellowing, rumbling, grunting, +champing, chewing, of sheep and pigs and heavyhooved kine from +pasturelands of Lusk and Rush and Carrickmines and from the streamy +vales of Thomond, from the M'Gillicuddy's reeks the inaccessible and +lordly Shannon the unfathomable, and from the gentle declivities of the +place of the race of Kiar, their udders distended with superabundance of +milk and butts of butter and rennets of cheese and farmer's firkins and +targets of lamb and crannocks of corn and oblong eggs in great hundreds, +various in size, the agate with this dun. + +So we turned into Barney Kiernan's and there, sure enough, was the +citizen up in the corner having a great confab with himself and that +bloody mangy mongrel, Garryowen, and he waiting for what the sky would +drop in the way of drink. + +--There he is, says I, in his gloryhole, with his cruiskeen lawn and his +load of papers, working for the cause. + +The bloody mongrel let a grouse out of him would give you the creeps. Be +a corporal work of mercy if someone would take the life of that bloody +dog. I'm told for a fact he ate a good part of the breeches off a +constabulary man in Santry that came round one time with a blue paper +about a licence. + +--Stand and deliver, says he. + +--That's all right, citizen, says Joe. Friends here. + +--Pass, friends, says he. + +Then he rubs his hand in his eye and says he: + +--What's your opinion of the times? + +Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill. But, begob, Joe was equal to +the occasion. + +--I think the markets are on a rise, says he, sliding his hand down his +fork. + +So begob the citizen claps his paw on his knee and he says: + +--Foreign wars is the cause of it. + +And says Joe, sticking his thumb in his pocket: + +--It's the Russians wish to tyrannise. + +--Arrah, give over your bloody codding, Joe, says I. I've a thirst on me +I wouldn't sell for half a crown. + +--Give it a name, citizen, says Joe. + +--Wine of the country, says he. + +--What's yours? says Joe. + +--Ditto MacAnaspey, says I. + +--Three pints, Terry, says Joe. And how's the old heart, citizen? says +he. + +--Never better, _a chara_, says he. What Garry? Are we going to win? Eh? + +And with that he took the bloody old towser by the scruff of the neck +and, by Jesus, he near throttled him. + +The figure seated on a large boulder at the foot of a round tower was +that of a broadshouldered deepchested stronglimbed frankeyed redhaired +freelyfreckled shaggybearded widemouthed largenosed longheaded +deepvoiced barekneed brawnyhanded hairylegged ruddyfaced sinewyarmed +hero. From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his +rocklike mountainous knees were covered, as was likewise the rest of his +body wherever visible, with a strong growth of tawny prickly hair in +hue and toughness similar to the mountain gorse (_Ulex Europeus_). +The widewinged nostrils, from which bristles of the same tawny hue +projected, were of such capaciousness that within their cavernous +obscurity the fieldlark might easily have lodged her nest. The eyes +in which a tear and a smile strove ever for the mastery were of the +dimensions of a goodsized cauliflower. A powerful current of warm breath +issued at regular intervals from the profound cavity of his mouth +while in rhythmic resonance the loud strong hale reverberations of his +formidable heart thundered rumblingly causing the ground, the summit of +the lofty tower and the still loftier walls of the cave to vibrate and +tremble. + +He wore a long unsleeved garment of recently flayed oxhide reaching +to the knees in a loose kilt and this was bound about his middle by +a girdle of plaited straw and rushes. Beneath this he wore trews of +deerskin, roughly stitched with gut. His nether extremities were encased +in high Balbriggan buskins dyed in lichen purple, the feet being shod +with brogues of salted cowhide laced with the windpipe of the same +beast. From his girdle hung a row of seastones which jangled at every +movement of his portentous frame and on these were graven with rude +yet striking art the tribal images of many Irish heroes and heroines of +antiquity, Cuchulin, Conn of hundred battles, Niall of nine hostages, +Brian of Kincora, the ardri Malachi, Art MacMurragh, Shane O'Neill, +Father John Murphy, Owen Roe, Patrick Sarsfield, Red Hugh O'Donnell, +Red Jim MacDermott, Soggarth Eoghan O'Growney, Michael Dwyer, Francy +Higgins, Henry Joy M'Cracken, Goliath, Horace Wheatley, Thomas Conneff, +Peg Woffington, the Village Blacksmith, Captain Moonlight, Captain +Boycott, Dante Alighieri, Christopher Columbus, S. Fursa, S. Brendan, +Marshal MacMahon, Charlemagne, Theobald Wolfe Tone, the Mother of the +Maccabees, the Last of the Mohicans, the Rose of Castile, the Man for +Galway, The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, +The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. +Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir +Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of +Lammermoor, Peter the Hermit, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick +W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, +Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas +Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig +Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly +Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, +Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama +Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, +the Queen of Sheba, Acky Nagle, Joe Nagle, Alessandro Volta, Jeremiah +O'Donovan Rossa, Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare. A couched spear of +acuminated granite rested by him while at his feet reposed a savage +animal of the canine tribe whose stertorous gasps announced that he was +sunk in uneasy slumber, a supposition confirmed by hoarse growls and +spasmodic movements which his master repressed from time to time +by tranquilising blows of a mighty cudgel rudely fashioned out of +paleolithic stone. + +So anyhow Terry brought the three pints Joe was standing and begob the +sight nearly left my eyes when I saw him land out a quid O, as true as +I'm telling you. A goodlooking sovereign. + +--And there's more where that came from, says he. + +--Were you robbing the poorbox, Joe? says I. + +--Sweat of my brow, says Joe. 'Twas the prudent member gave me the +wheeze. + +--I saw him before I met you, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and +Greek street with his cod's eye counting up all the guts of the fish. + +Who comes through Michan's land, bedight in sable armour? O'Bloom, +the son of Rory: it is he. Impervious to fear is Rory's son: he of the +prudent soul. + +--For the old woman of Prince's street, says the citizen, the subsidised +organ. The pledgebound party on the floor of the house. And look at this +blasted rag, says he. Look at this, says he. _The Irish Independent,_ if +you please, founded by Parnell to be the workingman's friend. Listen to +the births and deaths in the _Irish all for Ireland Independent,_ and +I'll thank you and the marriages. + +And he starts reading them out: + +--Gordon, Barnfield crescent, Exeter; Redmayne of Iffley, Saint Anne's +on Sea: the wife of William T Redmayne of a son. How's that, eh? Wright +and Flint, Vincent and Gillett to Rotha Marion daughter of Rosa and the +late George Alfred Gillett, 179 Clapham road, Stockwell, Playwood and +Ridsdale at Saint Jude's, Kensington by the very reverend Dr Forrest, +dean of Worcester. Eh? Deaths. Bristow, at Whitehall lane, London: Carr, +Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn, at the Moat +house, Chepstow... + +--I know that fellow, says Joe, from bitter experience. + +--Cockburn. Dimsey, wife of David Dimsey, late of the admiralty: Miller, +Tottenham, aged eightyfive: Welsh, June 12, at 35 Canning street, +Liverpool, Isabella Helen. How's that for a national press, eh, my brown +son! How's that for Martin Murphy, the Bantry jobber? + +--Ah, well, says Joe, handing round the boose. Thanks be to God they had +the start of us. Drink that, citizen. + +--I will, says he, honourable person. + +--Health, Joe, says I. And all down the form. + +Ah! Ow! Don't be talking! I was blue mouldy for the want of that pint. +Declare to God I could hear it hit the pit of my stomach with a click. + +And lo, as they quaffed their cup of joy, a godlike messenger came +swiftly in, radiant as the eye of heaven, a comely youth and behind him +there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred +scrolls of law and with him his lady wife a dame of peerless lineage, +fairest of her race. + +Little Alf Bergan popped in round the door and hid behind Barney's +snug, squeezed up with the laughing. And who was sitting up there in +the corner that I hadn't seen snoring drunk blind to the world only Bob +Doran. I didn't know what was up and Alf kept making signs out of the +door. And begob what was it only that bloody old pantaloon Denis Breen +in his bathslippers with two bloody big books tucked under his oxter and +the wife hotfoot after him, unfortunate wretched woman, trotting like a +poodle. I thought Alf would split. + +--Look at him, says he. Breen. He's traipsing all round Dublin with a +postcard someone sent him with U. p: up on it to take a li... + +And he doubled up. + +--Take a what? says I. + +--Libel action, says he, for ten thousand pounds. + +--O hell! says I. + +The bloody mongrel began to growl that'd put the fear of God in you +seeing something was up but the citizen gave him a kick in the ribs. + +_--Bi i dho husht,_ says he. + +--Who? says Joe. + +--Breen, says Alf. He was in John Henry Menton's and then he went round +to Collis and Ward's and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him round to +the subsheriff's for a lark. O God, I've a pain laughing. U. p: up. The +long fellow gave him an eye as good as a process and now the bloody old +lunatic is gone round to Green street to look for a G man. + +--When is long John going to hang that fellow in Mountjoy? says Joe. + +--Bergan, says Bob Doran, waking up. Is that Alf Bergan? + +--Yes, says Alf. Hanging? Wait till I show you. Here, Terry, give us a +pony. That bloody old fool! Ten thousand pounds. You should have seen +long John's eye. U. p... + +And he started laughing. + +--Who are you laughing at? says Bob Doran. Is that Bergan? + +--Hurry up, Terry boy, says Alf. + +Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup +full of the foamy ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and +Bungardilaun brew ever in their divine alevats, cunning as the sons of +deathless Leda. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and +mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour +juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day +from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat. + +Then did you, chivalrous Terence, hand forth, as to the manner born, +that nectarous beverage and you offered the crystal cup to him that +thirsted, the soul of chivalry, in beauty akin to the immortals. + +But he, the young chief of the O'Bergan's, could ill brook to be outdone +in generous deeds but gave therefor with gracious gesture a testoon of +costliest bronze. Thereon embossed in excellent smithwork was seen +the image of a queen of regal port, scion of the house of Brunswick, +Victoria her name, Her Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the +United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the British dominions +beyond the sea, queen, defender of the faith, Empress of India, even +she, who bore rule, a victress over many peoples, the wellbeloved, for +they knew and loved her from the rising of the sun to the going down +thereof, the pale, the dark, the ruddy and the ethiop. + +--What's that bloody freemason doing, says the citizen, prowling up and +down outside? + +--What's that? says Joe. + +--Here you are, says Alf, chucking out the rhino. Talking about hanging, +I'll show you something you never saw. Hangmen's letters. Look at here. + +So he took a bundle of wisps of letters and envelopes out of his pocket. + +--Are you codding? says I. + +--Honest injun, says Alf. Read them. + +So Joe took up the letters. + +--Who are you laughing at? says Bob Doran. + +So I saw there was going to be a bit of a dust Bob's a queer chap when +the porter's up in him so says I just to make talk: + +--How's Willy Murray those times, Alf? + +--I don't know, says Alf I saw him just now in Capel street with Paddy +Dignam. Only I was running after that... + +--You what? says Joe, throwing down the letters. With who? + +--With Dignam, says Alf. + +--Is it Paddy? says Joe. + +--Yes, says Alf. Why? + +--Don't you know he's dead? says Joe. + +--Paddy Dignam dead! says Alf. + +--Ay, says Joe. + +--Sure I'm after seeing him not five minutes ago, says Alf, as plain as +a pikestaff. + +--Who's dead? says Bob Doran. + +--You saw his ghost then, says Joe, God between us and harm. + +--What? says Alf. Good Christ, only five... What?... And Willy Murray +with him, the two of them there near whatdoyoucallhim's... What? Dignam +dead? + +--What about Dignam? says Bob Doran. Who's talking about...? + +--Dead! says Alf. He's no more dead than you are. + +--Maybe so, says Joe. They took the liberty of burying him this morning +anyhow. + +--Paddy? says Alf. + +--Ay, says Joe. He paid the debt of nature, God be merciful to him. + +--Good Christ! says Alf. + +Begob he was what you might call flabbergasted. + +In the darkness spirit hands were felt to flutter and when prayer by +tantras had been directed to the proper quarter a faint but increasing +luminosity of ruby light became gradually visible, the apparition of +the etheric double being particularly lifelike owing to the discharge +of jivic rays from the crown of the head and face. Communication was +effected through the pituitary body and also by means of the orangefiery +and scarlet rays emanating from the sacral region and solar plexus. +Questioned by his earthname as to his whereabouts in the heavenworld he +stated that he was now on the path of pr l ya or return but was still +submitted to trial at the hands of certain bloodthirsty entities on the +lower astral levels. In reply to a question as to his first sensations +in the great divide beyond he stated that previously he had seen as in a +glass darkly but that those who had passed over had summit possibilities +of atmic development opened up to them. Interrogated as to whether life +there resembled our experience in the flesh he stated that he had heard +from more favoured beings now in the spirit that their abodes were +equipped with every modern home comfort such as talafana, alavatar, +hatakalda, wataklasat and that the highest adepts were steeped in +waves of volupcy of the very purest nature. Having requested a quart of +buttermilk this was brought and evidently afforded relief. Asked if he +had any message for the living he exhorted all who were still at the +wrong side of Maya to acknowledge the true path for it was reported +in devanic circles that Mars and Jupiter were out for mischief on the +eastern angle where the ram has power. It was then queried whether there +were any special desires on the part of the defunct and the reply was: +_We greet you, friends of earth, who are still in the body. Mind C. K. +doesn't pile it on._ It was ascertained that the reference was to Mr +Cornelius Kelleher, manager of Messrs H. J. O'Neill's popular +funeral establishment, a personal friend of the defunct, who had been +responsible for the carrying out of the interment arrangements. Before +departing he requested that it should be told to his dear son Patsy that +the other boot which he had been looking for was at present under the +commode in the return room and that the pair should be sent to Cullen's +to be soled only as the heels were still good. He stated that this had +greatly perturbed his peace of mind in the other region and earnestly +requested that his desire should be made known. + +Assurances were given that the matter would be attended to and it was +intimated that this had given satisfaction. + +He is gone from mortal haunts: O'Dignam, sun of our morning. Fleet was +his foot on the bracken: Patrick of the beamy brow. Wail, Banba, with +your wind: and wail, O ocean, with your whirlwind. + +--There he is again, says the citizen, staring out. + +--Who? says I. + +--Bloom, says he. He's on point duty up and down there for the last ten +minutes. + +And, begob, I saw his physog do a peep in and then slidder off again. + +Little Alf was knocked bawways. Faith, he was. + +--Good Christ! says he. I could have sworn it was him. + +And says Bob Doran, with the hat on the back of his poll, lowest +blackguard in Dublin when he's under the influence: + +--Who said Christ is good? + +--I beg your parsnips, says Alf. + +--Is that a good Christ, says Bob Doran, to take away poor little Willy +Dignam? + +--Ah, well, says Alf, trying to pass it off. He's over all his troubles. + +But Bob Doran shouts out of him. + +--He's a bloody ruffian, I say, to take away poor little Willy Dignam. + +Terry came down and tipped him the wink to keep quiet, that they didn't +want that kind of talk in a respectable licensed premises. And Bob Doran +starts doing the weeps about Paddy Dignam, true as you're there. + +--The finest man, says he, snivelling, the finest purest character. + +The tear is bloody near your eye. Talking through his bloody hat. Fitter +for him go home to the little sleepwalking bitch he married, Mooney, the +bumbailiff's daughter, mother kept a kip in Hardwicke street, that +used to be stravaging about the landings Bantam Lyons told me that was +stopping there at two in the morning without a stitch on her, exposing +her person, open to all comers, fair field and no favour. + +--The noblest, the truest, says he. And he's gone, poor little Willy, +poor little Paddy Dignam. + +And mournful and with a heavy heart he bewept the extinction of that +beam of heaven. + +Old Garryowen started growling again at Bloom that was skeezing round +the door. + +--Come in, come on, he won't eat you, says the citizen. + +So Bloom slopes in with his cod's eye on the dog and he asks Terry was +Martin Cunningham there. + +--O, Christ M'Keown, says Joe, reading one of the letters. Listen to +this, will you? + +And he starts reading out one. + +_7 Hunter Street, Liverpool. To the High Sheriff of Dublin, Dublin._ + +_Honoured sir i beg to offer my services in the abovementioned painful +case i hanged Joe Gann in Bootle jail on the 12 of Febuary 1900 and i +hanged..._ + +--Show us, Joe, says I. + +--_... private Arthur Chace for fowl murder of Jessie Tilsit in +Pentonville prison and i was assistant when..._ + +--Jesus, says I. + +--_... Billington executed the awful murderer Toad Smith..._ + +The citizen made a grab at the letter. + +--Hold hard, says Joe, _i have a special nack of putting the noose once +in he can't get out hoping to be favoured i remain, honoured sir, my +terms is five ginnees._ + +_H. RUMBOLD, MASTER BARBER._ + +--And a barbarous bloody barbarian he is too, says the citizen. + +--And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe. Here, says he, take them +to hell out of my sight, Alf. Hello, Bloom, says he, what will you have? + +So they started arguing about the point, Bloom saying he wouldn't and he +couldn't and excuse him no offence and all to that and then he said well +he'd just take a cigar. Gob, he's a prudent member and no mistake. + +--Give us one of your prime stinkers, Terry, says Joe. + +And Alf was telling us there was one chap sent in a mourning card with a +black border round it. + +--They're all barbers, says he, from the black country that would hang +their own fathers for five quid down and travelling expenses. + +And he was telling us there's two fellows waiting below to pull his +heels down when he gets the drop and choke him properly and then they +chop up the rope after and sell the bits for a few bob a skull. + +In the dark land they bide, the vengeful knights of the razor. Their +deadly coil they grasp: yea, and therein they lead to Erebus whatsoever +wight hath done a deed of blood for I will on nowise suffer it even so +saith the Lord. + +So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom +comes out with the why and the wherefore and all the codology of the +business and the old dog smelling him all the time I'm told those jewies +does have a sort of a queer odour coming off them for dogs about I don't +know what all deterrent effect and so forth and so on. + +--There's one thing it hasn't a deterrent effect on, says Alf. + +--What's that? says Joe. + +--The poor bugger's tool that's being hanged, says Alf. + +--That so? says Joe. + +--God's truth, says Alf. I heard that from the head warder that was in + +Kilmainham when they hanged Joe Brady, the invincible. He told me when +they cut him down after the drop it was standing up in their faces like +a poker. + +--Ruling passion strong in death, says Joe, as someone said. + +--That can be explained by science, says Bloom. It's only a natural +phenomenon, don't you see, because on account of the... + +And then he starts with his jawbreakers about phenomenon and science and +this phenomenon and the other phenomenon. + +The distinguished scientist Herr Professor Luitpold Blumenduft tendered +medical evidence to the effect that the instantaneous fracture of the +cervical vertebrae and consequent scission of the spinal cord would, +according to the best approved tradition of medical science, be +calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent +ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres of the genital apparatus, +thereby causing the elastic pores of the _corpora cavernosa_ to rapidly +dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood +to that part of the human anatomy known as the penis or male organ +resulting in the phenomenon which has been denominated by the faculty +a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection _in articulo +mortis per diminutionem capitis._ + +So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word and +he starts gassing out of him about the invincibles and the old guard and +the men of sixtyseven and who fears to speak of ninetyeight and Joe with +him about all the fellows that were hanged, drawn and transported for +the cause by drumhead courtmartial and a new Ireland and new this, that +and the other. Talking about new Ireland he ought to go and get a new +dog so he ought. Mangy ravenous brute sniffing and sneezing all round +the place and scratching his scabs. And round he goes to Bob Doran that +was standing Alf a half one sucking up for what he could get. So of +course Bob Doran starts doing the bloody fool with him: + +--Give us the paw! Give the paw, doggy! Good old doggy! Give the paw +here! Give us the paw! + +Arrah, bloody end to the paw he'd paw and Alf trying to keep him from +tumbling off the bloody stool atop of the bloody old dog and he talking +all kinds of drivel about training by kindness and thoroughbred dog and +intelligent dog: give you the bloody pip. Then he starts scraping a few +bits of old biscuit out of the bottom of a Jacobs' tin he told Terry to +bring. Gob, he golloped it down like old boots and his tongue hanging +out of him a yard long for more. Near ate the tin and all, hungry bloody +mongrel. + +And the citizen and Bloom having an argument about the point, the +brothers Sheares and Wolfe Tone beyond on Arbour Hill and Robert Emmet +and die for your country, the Tommy Moore touch about Sara Curran and +she's far from the land. And Bloom, of course, with his knockmedown +cigar putting on swank with his lardy face. Phenomenon! The fat heap he +married is a nice old phenomenon with a back on her like a ballalley. +Time they were stopping up in the _City Arms_ pisser Burke told me there +was an old one there with a cracked loodheramaun of a nephew and Bloom +trying to get the soft side of her doing the mollycoddle playing bézique +to come in for a bit of the wampum in her will and not eating meat of a +Friday because the old one was always thumping her craw and taking the +lout out for a walk. And one time he led him the rounds of Dublin and, +by the holy farmer, he never cried crack till he brought him home as +drunk as a boiled owl and he said he did it to teach him the evils of +alcohol and by herrings, if the three women didn't near roast him, it's +a queer story, the old one, Bloom's wife and Mrs O'Dowd that kept the +hotel. Jesus, I had to laugh at pisser Burke taking them off chewing +the fat. And Bloom with his _but don't you see?_ and _but on the other +hand_. And sure, more be token, the lout I'm told was in Power's after, +the blender's, round in Cope street going home footless in a cab five +times in the week after drinking his way through all the samples in the +bloody establishment. Phenomenon! + +--The memory of the dead, says the citizen taking up his pintglass and +glaring at Bloom. + +--Ay, ay, says Joe. + +--You don't grasp my point, says Bloom. What I mean is... + +--_Sinn Fein!_ says the citizen. _Sinn Fein amhain!_ The friends we love +are by our side and the foes we hate before us. + +The last farewell was affecting in the extreme. From the belfries far +and near the funereal deathbell tolled unceasingly while all around the +gloomy precincts rolled the ominous warning of a hundred muffled drums +punctuated by the hollow booming of pieces of ordnance. The deafening +claps of thunder and the dazzling flashes of lightning which lit up +the ghastly scene testified that the artillery of heaven had lent its +supernatural pomp to the already gruesome spectacle. A torrential rain +poured down from the floodgates of the angry heavens upon the +bared heads of the assembled multitude which numbered at the +lowest computation five hundred thousand persons. A posse of Dublin +Metropolitan police superintended by the Chief Commissioner in person +maintained order in the vast throng for whom the York street brass and +reed band whiled away the intervening time by admirably rendering on +their blackdraped instruments the matchless melody endeared to us from +the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse. Special quick excursion trains +and upholstered charabancs had been provided for the comfort of our +country cousins of whom there were large contingents. Considerable +amusement was caused by the favourite Dublin streetsingers L-n-h-n and +M-ll-g-n who sang _The Night before Larry was stretched_ in their usual +mirth-provoking fashion. Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade +with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody +who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity +will grudge them their hardearned pennies. The children of the Male and +Female Foundling Hospital who thronged the windows overlooking the scene +were delighted with this unexpected addition to the day's entertainment +and a word of praise is due to the Little Sisters of the Poor for their +excellent idea of affording the poor fatherless and motherless children +a genuinely instructive treat. The viceregal houseparty which included +many wellknown ladies was chaperoned by Their Excellencies to the most +favourable positions on the grandstand while the picturesque foreign +delegation known as the Friends of the Emerald Isle was accommodated +on a tribune directly opposite. The delegation, present in full force, +consisted of Commendatore Bacibaci Beninobenone (the semiparalysed +_doyen_ of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a +powerful steam crane), Monsieur Pierrepaul Petitépatant, the Grandjoker +Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff, the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von +Schwanzenbad-Hodenthaler, Countess Marha Virága Kisászony Putrápesthi, +Hiram Y. Bomboost, Count Athanatos Karamelopulos, Ali Baba Backsheesh +Rahat Lokum Effendi, Senor Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras +y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria, Hokopoko Harakiri, Hi Hung +Chang, Olaf Kobberkeddelsen, Mynheer Trik van Trumps, Pan Poleaxe +Paddyrisky, Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch, Borus +Hupinkoff, Herr Hurhausdirektorpresident Hans Chuechli-Steuerli, +Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanatoriumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocent +-generalhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein. All the +delegates without exception expressed themselves in the strongest +possible heterogeneous terms concerning the nameless barbarity which +they had been called upon to witness. An animated altercation (in which +all took part) ensued among the F. O. T. E. I. as to whether the eighth +or the ninth of March was the correct date of the birth of Ireland's +patron saint. In the course of the argument cannonballs, scimitars, +boomerangs, blunderbusses, stinkpots, meatchoppers, umbrellas, +catapults, knuckledusters, sandbags, lumps of pig iron were resorted to +and blows were freely exchanged. The baby policeman, Constable +MacFadden, summoned by special courier from Booterstown, quickly +restored order and with lightning promptitude proposed the seventeenth +of the month as a solution equally honourable for both contending +parties. The readywitted ninefooter's suggestion at once appealed to all +and was unanimously accepted. Constable MacFadden was heartily +congratulated by all the F.O.T.E.I., several of whom were bleeding +profusely. Commendatore Beninobenone having been extricated from +underneath the presidential armchair, it was explained by his legal +adviser Avvocato Pagamimi that the various articles secreted in his +thirtytwo pockets had been abstracted by him during the affray from the +pockets of his junior colleagues in the hope of bringing them to their +senses. The objects (which included several hundred ladies' and +gentlemen's gold and silver watches) were promptly restored to their +rightful owners and general harmony reigned supreme. + +Quietly, unassumingly Rumbold stepped on to the scaffold in faultless +morning dress and wearing his favourite flower, the _Gladiolus +Cruentus_. He announced his presence by that gentle Rumboldian cough +which so many have tried (unsuccessfully) to imitate--short, +painstaking yet withal so characteristic of the man. The arrival of the +worldrenowned headsman was greeted by a roar of acclamation from the +huge concourse, the viceregal ladies waving their handkerchiefs in +their excitement while the even more excitable foreign delegates +cheered vociferously in a medley of cries, _hoch, banzai, eljen, zivio, +chinchin, polla kronia, hiphip, vive, Allah_, amid which the ringing +_evviva_ of the delegate of the land of song (a high double F recalling +those piercingly lovely notes with which the eunuch Catalani beglamoured +our greatgreatgrandmothers) was easily distinguishable. It was exactly +seventeen o'clock. The signal for prayer was then promptly given by +megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore's +patriarchal sombrero, which has been in the possession of his family +since the revolution of Rienzi, being removed by his medical adviser +in attendance, Dr Pippi. The learned prelate who administered the last +comforts of holy religion to the hero martyr when about to pay the death +penalty knelt in a most christian spirit in a pool of rainwater, his +cassock above his hoary head, and offered up to the throne of grace +fervent prayers of supplication. Hand by the block stood the grim figure +of the executioner, his visage being concealed in a tengallon pot +with two circular perforated apertures through which his eyes glowered +furiously. As he awaited the fatal signal he tested the edge of his +horrible weapon by honing it upon his brawny forearm or decapitated +in rapid succession a flock of sheep which had been provided by the +admirers of his fell but necessary office. On a handsome mahogany table +near him were neatly arranged the quartering knife, the various +finely tempered disembowelling appliances (specially supplied by the +worldfamous firm of cutlers, Messrs John Round and Sons, Sheffield), +a terra cotta saucepan for the reception of the duodenum, colon, +blind intestine and appendix etc when successfully extracted and two +commodious milkjugs destined to receive the most precious blood of the +most precious victim. The housesteward of the amalgamated cats' and +dogs' home was in attendance to convey these vessels when replenished +to that beneficent institution. Quite an excellent repast consisting of +rashers and eggs, fried steak and onions, done to a nicety, delicious +hot breakfast rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately provided +by the authorities for the consumption of the central figure of the +tragedy who was in capital spirits when prepared for death and evinced +the keenest interest in the proceedings from beginning to end but he, +with an abnegation rare in these our times, rose nobly to the occasion +and expressed the dying wish (immediately acceded to) that the meal +should be divided in aliquot parts among the members of the sick and +indigent roomkeepers' association as a token of his regard and esteem. +The _nec_ and _non plus ultra_ of emotion were reached when the blushing +bride elect burst her way through the serried ranks of the bystanders +and flung herself upon the muscular bosom of him who was about to be +launched into eternity for her sake. The hero folded her willowy form in +a loving embrace murmuring fondly _Sheila, my own_. Encouraged by +this use of her christian name she kissed passionately all the various +suitable areas of his person which the decencies of prison garb +permitted her ardour to reach. She swore to him as they mingled the salt +streams of their tears that she would ever cherish his memory, that she +would never forget her hero boy who went to his death with a song on his +lips as if he were but going to a hurling match in Clonturk park. She +brought back to his recollection the happy days of blissful childhood +together on the banks of Anna Liffey when they had indulged in the +innocent pastimes of the young and, oblivious of the dreadful present, +they both laughed heartily, all the spectators, including the venerable +pastor, joining in the general merriment. That monster audience simply +rocked with delight. But anon they were overcome with grief and clasped +their hands for the last time. A fresh torrent of tears burst from their +lachrymal ducts and the vast concourse of people, touched to the inmost +core, broke into heartrending sobs, not the least affected being the +aged prebendary himself. Big strong men, officers of the peace and +genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of +their handkerchiefs and it is safe to say that there was not a dry eye +in that record assemblage. A most romantic incident occurred when a +handsome young Oxford graduate, noted for his chivalry towards the fair +sex, stepped forward and, presenting his visiting card, bankbook +and genealogical tree, solicited the hand of the hapless young lady, +requesting her to name the day, and was accepted on the spot. Every lady +in the audience was presented with a tasteful souvenir of the occasion +in the shape of a skull and crossbones brooch, a timely and generous +act which evoked a fresh outburst of emotion: and when the gallant young +Oxonian (the bearer, by the way, of one of the most timehonoured names +in Albion's history) placed on the finger of his blushing _fiancée_ an +expensive engagement ring with emeralds set in the form of a +fourleaved shamrock the excitement knew no bounds. Nay, even the +ster provostmarshal, lieutenantcolonel Tomkin-Maxwell ffrenchmullan +Tomlinson, who presided on the sad occasion, he who had blown a +considerable number of sepoys from the cannonmouth without flinching, +could not now restrain his natural emotion. With his mailed gauntlet +he brushed away a furtive tear and was overheard, by those privileged +burghers who happened to be in his immediate _entourage,_ to murmur to +himself in a faltering undertone: + +--God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. Blimey it +makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause +I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way. + +So then the citizen begins talking about the Irish language and the +corporation meeting and all to that and the shoneens that can't speak +their own language and Joe chipping in because he stuck someone for a +quid and Bloom putting in his old goo with his twopenny stump that +he cadged off of Joe and talking about the Gaelic league and the +antitreating league and drink, the curse of Ireland. Antitreating is +about the size of it. Gob, he'd let you pour all manner of drink down +his throat till the Lord would call him before you'd ever see the froth +of his pint. And one night I went in with a fellow into one of their +musical evenings, song and dance about she could get up on a truss of +hay she could my Maureen Lay and there was a fellow with a Ballyhooly +blue ribbon badge spiffing out of him in Irish and a lot of colleen +bawns going about with temperance beverages and selling medals +and oranges and lemonade and a few old dry buns, gob, flahoolagh +entertainment, don't be talking. Ireland sober is Ireland free. And +then an old fellow starts blowing into his bagpipes and all the gougers +shuffling their feet to the tune the old cow died of. And one or two +sky pilots having an eye around that there was no goings on with the +females, hitting below the belt. + +So howandever, as I was saying, the old dog seeing the tin was empty +starts mousing around by Joe and me. I'd train him by kindness, so I +would, if he was my dog. Give him a rousing fine kick now and again +where it wouldn't blind him. + +--Afraid he'll bite you? says the citizen, jeering. + +--No, says I. But he might take my leg for a lamppost. + +So he calls the old dog over. + +--What's on you, Garry? says he. + +Then he starts hauling and mauling and talking to him in Irish and the +old towser growling, letting on to answer, like a duet in the opera. +Such growling you never heard as they let off between them. Someone that +has nothing better to do ought to write a letter _pro bono publico_ to +the papers about the muzzling order for a dog the like of that. Growling +and grousing and his eye all bloodshot from the drouth is in it and the +hydrophobia dropping out of his jaws. + +All those who are interested in the spread of human culture among the +lower animals (and their name is legion) should make a point of not +missing the really marvellous exhibition of cynanthropy given by the +famous old Irish red setter wolfdog formerly known by the _sobriquet_ of +Garryowen and recently rechristened by his large circle of friends and +acquaintances Owen Garry. The exhibition, which is the result of years +of training by kindness and a carefully thoughtout dietary system, +comprises, among other achievements, the recitation of verse. Our +greatest living phonetic expert (wild horses shall not drag it from us!) +has left no stone unturned in his efforts to delucidate and compare +the verse recited and has found it bears a _striking_ resemblance (the +italics are ours) to the ranns of ancient Celtic bards. We are not +speaking so much of those delightful lovesongs with which the writer who +conceals his identity under the graceful pseudonym of the Little +Sweet Branch has familiarised the bookloving world but rather (as +a contributor D. O. C. points out in an interesting communication +published by an evening contemporary) of the harsher and more personal +note which is found in the satirical effusions of the famous Raftery and +of Donal MacConsidine to say nothing of a more modern lyrist at present +very much in the public eye. We subjoin a specimen which has been +rendered into English by an eminent scholar whose name for the moment we +are not at liberty to disclose though we believe that our readers will +find the topical allusion rather more than an indication. The metrical +system of the canine original, which recalls the intricate alliterative +and isosyllabic rules of the Welsh englyn, is infinitely more +complicated but we believe our readers will agree that the spirit has +been well caught. Perhaps it should be added that the effect is greatly +increased if Owen's verse be spoken somewhat slowly and indistinctly in +a tone suggestive of suppressed rancour. + + _The curse of my curses + Seven days every day + And seven dry Thursdays + On you, Barney Kiernan, + Has no sup of water + To cool my courage, + And my guts red roaring + After Lowry's lights._ + +So he told Terry to bring some water for the dog and, gob, you could +hear him lapping it up a mile off. And Joe asked him would he have +another. + +--I will, says he, _a chara_, to show there's no ill feeling. + +Gob, he's not as green as he's cabbagelooking. Arsing around from one +pub to another, leaving it to your own honour, with old Giltrap's dog +and getting fed up by the ratepayers and corporators. Entertainment for +man and beast. And says Joe: + +--Could you make a hole in another pint? + +--Could a swim duck? says I. + +--Same again, Terry, says Joe. Are you sure you won't have anything in +the way of liquid refreshment? says he. + +--Thank you, no, says Bloom. As a matter of fact I just wanted to meet +Martin Cunningham, don't you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's. +Martin asked me to go to the house. You see, he, Dignam, I mean, didn't +serve any notice of the assignment on the company at the time and +nominally under the act the mortgagee can't recover on the policy. + +--Holy Wars, says Joe, laughing, that's a good one if old Shylock is +landed. So the wife comes out top dog, what? + +--Well, that's a point, says Bloom, for the wife's admirers. + +--Whose admirers? says Joe. + +--The wife's advisers, I mean, says Bloom. + +Then he starts all confused mucking it up about mortgagor under the act +like the lord chancellor giving it out on the bench and for the benefit +of the wife and that a trust is created but on the other hand that +Dignam owed Bridgeman the money and if now the wife or the widow +contested the mortgagee's right till he near had the head of me addled +with his mortgagor under the act. He was bloody safe he wasn't run in +himself under the act that time as a rogue and vagabond only he had a +friend in court. Selling bazaar tickets or what do you call it royal +Hungarian privileged lottery. True as you're there. O, commend me to an +israelite! Royal and privileged Hungarian robbery. + +So Bob Doran comes lurching around asking Bloom to tell Mrs Dignam he +was sorry for her trouble and he was very sorry about the funeral and +to tell her that he said and everyone who knew him said that there was +never a truer, a finer than poor little Willy that's dead to tell her. +Choking with bloody foolery. And shaking Bloom's hand doing the tragic +to tell her that. Shake hands, brother. You're a rogue and I'm another. + +--Let me, said he, so far presume upon our acquaintance which, however +slight it may appear if judged by the standard of mere time, is founded, +as I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of +you this favour. But, should I have overstepped the limits of reserve +let the sincerity of my feelings be the excuse for my boldness. + +--No, rejoined the other, I appreciate to the full the motives which +actuate your conduct and I shall discharge the office you entrust to +me consoled by the reflection that, though the errand be one of sorrow, +this proof of your confidence sweetens in some measure the bitterness of +the cup. + +--Then suffer me to take your hand, said he. The goodness of your heart, +I feel sure, will dictate to you better than my inadequate words +the expressions which are most suitable to convey an emotion whose +poignancy, were I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of +speech. + +And off with him and out trying to walk straight. Boosed at five +o'clock. Night he was near being lagged only Paddy Leonard knew the +bobby, 14A. Blind to the world up in a shebeen in Bride street after +closing time, fornicating with two shawls and a bully on guard, drinking +porter out of teacups. And calling himself a Frenchy for the shawls, +Joseph Manuo, and talking against the Catholic religion, and he serving +mass in Adam and Eve's when he was young with his eyes shut, who wrote +the new testament, and the old testament, and hugging and smugging. And +the two shawls killed with the laughing, picking his pockets, the bloody +fool and he spilling the porter all over the bed and the two shawls +screeching laughing at one another. _How is your testament? Have you got +an old testament?_ Only Paddy was passing there, I tell you what. Then +see him of a Sunday with his little concubine of a wife, and she wagging +her tail up the aisle of the chapel with her patent boots on her, no +less, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the little lady. Jack Mooney's +sister. And the old prostitute of a mother procuring rooms to street +couples. Gob, Jack made him toe the line. Told him if he didn't patch up +the pot, Jesus, he'd kick the shite out of him. + +So Terry brought the three pints. + +--Here, says Joe, doing the honours. Here, citizen. + +--_Slan leat_, says he. + +--Fortune, Joe, says I. Good health, citizen. + +Gob, he had his mouth half way down the tumbler already. Want a small +fortune to keep him in drinks. + +--Who is the long fellow running for the mayoralty, Alf? says Joe. + +--Friend of yours, says Alf. + +--Nannan? says Joe. The mimber? + +--I won't mention any names, says Alf. + +--I thought so, says Joe. I saw him up at that meeting now with William +Field, M. P., the cattle traders. + +--Hairy Iopas, says the citizen, that exploded volcano, the darling of +all countries and the idol of his own. + +So Joe starts telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease +and the cattle traders and taking action in the matter and the citizen +sending them all to the rightabout and Bloom coming out with his +sheepdip for the scab and a hoose drench for coughing calves and the +guaranteed remedy for timber tongue. Because he was up one time in a +knacker's yard. Walking about with his book and pencil here's my head +and my heels are coming till Joe Cuffe gave him the order of the boot +for giving lip to a grazier. Mister Knowall. Teach your grandmother how +to milk ducks. Pisser Burke was telling me in the hotel the wife used +to be in rivers of tears some times with Mrs O'Dowd crying her eyes out +with her eight inches of fat all over her. Couldn't loosen her farting +strings but old cod's eye was waltzing around her showing her how to do +it. What's your programme today? Ay. Humane methods. Because the poor +animals suffer and experts say and the best known remedy that doesn't +cause pain to the animal and on the sore spot administer gently. Gob, +he'd have a soft hand under a hen. + +Ga Ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Black Liz is our hen. She lays eggs for +us. When she lays her egg she is so glad. Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Then +comes good uncle Leo. He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her +fresh egg. Ga ga ga ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook. + +--Anyhow, says Joe, Field and Nannetti are going over tonight to London +to ask about it on the floor of the house of commons. + +--Are you sure, says Bloom, the councillor is going? I wanted to see +him, as it happens. + +--Well, he's going off by the mailboat, says Joe, tonight. + +--That's too bad, says Bloom. I wanted particularly. Perhaps only Mr +Field is going. I couldn't phone. No. You're sure? + +--Nannan's going too, says Joe. The league told him to ask a question +tomorrow about the commissioner of police forbidding Irish games in the +park. What do you think of that, citizen? _The Sluagh na h-Eireann_. + +Mr Cowe Conacre (Multifarnham. Nat.): Arising out of the question of +my honourable friend, the member for Shillelagh, may I ask the right +honourable gentleman whether the government has issued orders that these +animals shall be slaughtered though no medical evidence is forthcoming +as to their pathological condition? + +Mr Allfours (Tamoshant. Con.): Honourable members are already in +possession of the evidence produced before a committee of the whole +house. I feel I cannot usefully add anything to that. The answer to the +honourable member's question is in the affirmative. + +Mr Orelli O'Reilly (Montenotte. Nat.): Have similar orders been issued +for the slaughter of human animals who dare to play Irish games in the +Phoenix park? + +Mr Allfours: The answer is in the negative. + +Mr Cowe Conacre: Has the right honourable gentleman's famous +Mitchelstown telegram inspired the policy of gentlemen on the Treasury +bench? (O! O!) + +Mr Allfours: I must have notice of that question. + +Mr Staylewit (Buncombe. Ind.): Don't hesitate to shoot. + +(Ironical opposition cheers.) + +The speaker: Order! Order! + +(The house rises. Cheers.) + +--There's the man, says Joe, that made the Gaelic sports revival. There +he is sitting there. The man that got away James Stephens. The champion +of all Ireland at putting the sixteen pound shot. What was your best +throw, citizen? + +--_Na bacleis_, says the citizen, letting on to be modest. There was a +time I was as good as the next fellow anyhow. + +--Put it there, citizen, says Joe. You were and a bloody sight better. + +--Is that really a fact? says Alf. + +--Yes, says Bloom. That's well known. Did you not know that? + +So off they started about Irish sports and shoneen games the like of +lawn tennis and about hurley and putting the stone and racy of the soil +and building up a nation once again and all to that. And of course Bloom +had to have his say too about if a fellow had a rower's heart violent +exercise was bad. I declare to my antimacassar if you took up a straw +from the bloody floor and if you said to Bloom: _Look at, Bloom. Do you +see that straw? That's a straw_. Declare to my aunt he'd talk about it +for an hour so he would and talk steady. + +A most interesting discussion took place in the ancient hall of _Brian +O'ciarnain's_ in _Sraid na Bretaine Bheag_, under the auspices of +_Sluagh na h-Eireann_, on the revival of ancient Gaelic sports and the +importance of physical culture, as understood in ancient Greece and +ancient Rome and ancient Ireland, for the development of the race. +The venerable president of the noble order was in the chair and the +attendance was of large dimensions. After an instructive discourse by +the chairman, a magnificent oration eloquently and forcibly expressed, +a most interesting and instructive discussion of the usual high standard +of excellence ensued as to the desirability of the revivability of +the ancient games and sports of our ancient Panceltic forefathers. The +wellknown and highly respected worker in the cause of our old tongue, Mr +Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of +the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening +by Finn MacCool, as calculated to revive the best traditions of manly +strength and prowess handed down to us from ancient ages. L. Bloom, who +met with a mixed reception of applause and hisses, having espoused the +negative the vocalist chairman brought the discussion to a close, in +response to repeated requests and hearty plaudits from all parts of +a bumper house, by a remarkably noteworthy rendering of the immortal +Thomas Osborne Davis' evergreen verses (happily too familiar to need +recalling here) _A nation once again_ in the execution of which the +veteran patriot champion may be said without fear of contradiction +to have fairly excelled himself. The Irish Caruso-Garibaldi was in +superlative form and his stentorian notes were heard to the greatest +advantage in the timehonoured anthem sung as only our citizen can sing +it. His superb highclass vocalism, which by its superquality greatly +enhanced his already international reputation, was vociferously +applauded by the large audience among which were to be noticed many +prominent members of the clergy as well as representatives of the press +and the bar and the other learned professions. The proceedings then +terminated. + +Amongst the clergy present were the very rev. William Delany, S. J., L. +L. D.; the rt rev. Gerald Molloy, D. D.; the rev. P. J. Kavanagh, C. S. +Sp.; the rev. T. Waters, C. C.; the rev. John M. Ivers, P. P.; the rev. +P. J. Cleary, O. S. F.; the rev. L. J. Hickey, O. P.; the very rev. Fr. +Nicholas, O. S. F. C.; the very rev. B. Gorman, O. D. C.; the rev. T. +Maher, S. J.; the very rev. James Murphy, S. J.; the rev. John Lavery, +V. F.; the very rev. William Doherty, D. D.; the rev. Peter Fagan, O. +M.; the rev. T. Brangan, O. S. A.; the rev. J. Flavin, C. C.; the +rev. M. A. Hackett, C. C.; the rev. W. Hurley, C. C.; the rt rev. Mgr +M'Manus, V. G.; the rev. B. R. Slattery, O. M. I.; the very rev. M. +D. Scally, P. P.; the rev. F. T. Purcell, O. P.; the very rev. Timothy +canon Gorman, P. P.; the rev. J. Flanagan, C. C. The laity included P. +Fay, T. Quirke, etc., etc. + +--Talking about violent exercise, says Alf, were you at that +Keogh-Bennett match? + +--No, says Joe. + +--I heard So and So made a cool hundred quid over it, says Alf. + +--Who? Blazes? says Joe. + +And says Bloom: + +--What I meant about tennis, for example, is the agility and training +the eye. + +--Ay, Blazes, says Alf. He let out that Myler was on the beer to run up +the odds and he swatting all the time. + +--We know him, says the citizen. The traitor's son. We know what put +English gold in his pocket. + +---True for you, says Joe. + +And Bloom cuts in again about lawn tennis and the circulation of the +blood, asking Alf: + +--Now, don't you think, Bergan? + +--Myler dusted the floor with him, says Alf. Heenan and Sayers was only +a bloody fool to it. Handed him the father and mother of a beating. See +the little kipper not up to his navel and the big fellow swiping. God, +he gave him one last puck in the wind, Queensberry rules and all, made +him puke what he never ate. + +It was a historic and a hefty battle when Myler and Percy were scheduled +to don the gloves for the purse of fifty sovereigns. Handicapped as he +was by lack of poundage, Dublin's pet lamb made up for it by superlative +skill in ringcraft. The final bout of fireworks was a gruelling for both +champions. The welterweight sergeantmajor had tapped some lively claret +in the previous mixup during which Keogh had been receivergeneral of +rights and lefts, the artilleryman putting in some neat work on the +pet's nose, and Myler came on looking groggy. The soldier got to +business, leading off with a powerful left jab to which the Irish +gladiator retaliated by shooting out a stiff one flush to the point of +Bennett's jaw. The redcoat ducked but the Dubliner lifted him with a +left hook, the body punch being a fine one. The men came to handigrips. +Myler quickly became busy and got his man under, the bout ending with +the bulkier man on the ropes, Myler punishing him. The Englishman, whose +right eye was nearly closed, took his corner where he was liberally +drenched with water and when the bell went came on gamey and brimful of +pluck, confident of knocking out the fistic Eblanite in jigtime. It was +a fight to a finish and the best man for it. The two fought like tigers +and excitement ran fever high. The referee twice cautioned Pucking Percy +for holding but the pet was tricky and his footwork a treat to watch. +After a brisk exchange of courtesies during which a smart upper cut of +the military man brought blood freely from his opponent's mouth the +lamb suddenly waded in all over his man and landed a terrific left to +Battling Bennett's stomach, flooring him flat. It was a knockout clean +and clever. Amid tense expectation the Portobello bruiser was being +counted out when Bennett's second Ole Pfotts Wettstein threw in the +towel and the Santry boy was declared victor to the frenzied cheers of +the public who broke through the ringropes and fairly mobbed him with +delight. + +--He knows which side his bread is buttered, says Alf. I hear he's +running a concert tour now up in the north. + +--He is, says Joe. Isn't he? + +--Who? says Bloom. Ah, yes. That's quite true. Yes, a kind of summer +tour, you see. Just a holiday. + +--Mrs B. is the bright particular star, isn't she? says Joe. + +--My wife? says Bloom. She's singing, yes. I think it will be a success +too. + +He's an excellent man to organise. Excellent. + +Hoho begob says I to myself says I. That explains the milk in the +cocoanut and absence of hair on the animal's chest. Blazes doing the +tootle on the flute. Concert tour. Dirty Dan the dodger's son off Island +bridge that sold the same horses twice over to the government to fight +the Boers. Old Whatwhat. I called about the poor and water rate, Mr +Boylan. You what? The water rate, Mr Boylan. You whatwhat? That's the +bucko that'll organise her, take my tip. 'Twixt me and you Caddareesh. + +Pride of Calpe's rocky mount, the ravenhaired daughter of Tweedy. There +grew she to peerless beauty where loquat and almond scent the air. The +gardens of Alameda knew her step: the garths of olives knew and bowed. +The chaste spouse of Leopold is she: Marion of the bountiful bosoms. + +And lo, there entered one of the clan of the O'Molloy's, a comely hero +of white face yet withal somewhat ruddy, his majesty's counsel learned +in the law, and with him the prince and heir of the noble line of +Lambert. + +--Hello, Ned. + +--Hello, Alf. + +--Hello, Jack. + +--Hello, Joe. + +--God save you, says the citizen. + +--Save you kindly, says J. J. What'll it be, Ned? + +--Half one, says Ned. + +So J. J. ordered the drinks. + +--Were you round at the court? says Joe. + +--Yes, says J. J. He'll square that, Ned, says he. + +--Hope so, says Ned. + +Now what were those two at? J. J. getting him off the grand jury list +and the other give him a leg over the stile. With his name in Stubbs's. +Playing cards, hobnobbing with flash toffs with a swank glass in their +eye, adrinking fizz and he half smothered in writs and garnishee orders. +Pawning his gold watch in Cummins of Francis street where no-one would +know him in the private office when I was there with Pisser releasing +his boots out of the pop. What's your name, sir? Dunne, says he. Ay, and +done says I. Gob, he'll come home by weeping cross one of those days, +I'm thinking. + +--Did you see that bloody lunatic Breen round there? says Alf. U. p: up. + +--Yes, says J. J. Looking for a private detective. + +--Ay, says Ned. And he wanted right go wrong to address the court only +Corny Kelleher got round him telling him to get the handwriting examined +first. + +--Ten thousand pounds, says Alf, laughing. God, I'd give anything to +hear him before a judge and jury. + +--Was it you did it, Alf? says Joe. The truth, the whole truth and +nothing but the truth, so help you Jimmy Johnson. + +--Me? says Alf. Don't cast your nasturtiums on my character. + +--Whatever statement you make, says Joe, will be taken down in evidence +against you. + +--Of course an action would lie, says J. J. It implies that he is not +_compos mentis_. U. p: up. + +_--Compos_ your eye! says Alf, laughing. Do you know that he's balmy? +Look at his head. Do you know that some mornings he has to get his hat +on with a shoehorn. + +--Yes, says J. J., but the truth of a libel is no defence to an +indictment for publishing it in the eyes of the law. + +--Ha ha, Alf, says Joe. + +--Still, says Bloom, on account of the poor woman, I mean his wife. + +--Pity about her, says the citizen. Or any other woman marries a half +and half. + +--How half and half? says Bloom. Do you mean he... + +--Half and half I mean, says the citizen. A fellow that's neither fish +nor flesh. + +--Nor good red herring, says Joe. + +--That what's I mean, says the citizen. A pishogue, if you know what +that is. + +Begob I saw there was trouble coming. And Bloom explaining he meant on +account of it being cruel for the wife having to go round after the +old stuttering fool. Cruelty to animals so it is to let that bloody +povertystricken Breen out on grass with his beard out tripping him, +bringing down the rain. And she with her nose cockahoop after she +married him because a cousin of his old fellow's was pewopener to the +pope. Picture of him on the wall with his Smashall Sweeney's moustaches, +the signior Brini from Summerhill, the eyetallyano, papal Zouave to the +Holy Father, has left the quay and gone to Moss street. And who was +he, tell us? A nobody, two pair back and passages, at seven shillings a +week, and he covered with all kinds of breastplates bidding defiance to +the world. + +--And moreover, says J. J., a postcard is publication. It was held to +be sufficient evidence of malice in the testcase Sadgrove v. Hole. In my +opinion an action might lie. + +Six and eightpence, please. Who wants your opinion? Let us drink our +pints in peace. Gob, we won't be let even do that much itself. + +--Well, good health, Jack, says Ned. + +--Good health, Ned, says J. J. + +---There he is again, says Joe. + +--Where? says Alf. + +And begob there he was passing the door with his books under his oxter +and the wife beside him and Corny Kelleher with his wall eye looking in +as they went past, talking to him like a father, trying to sell him a +secondhand coffin. + +--How did that Canada swindle case go off? says Joe. + +--Remanded, says J. J. + +One of the bottlenosed fraternity it was went by the name of James +Wought alias Saphiro alias Spark and Spiro, put an ad in the papers +saying he'd give a passage to Canada for twenty bob. What? Do you see +any green in the white of my eye? Course it was a bloody barney. What? +Swindled them all, skivvies and badhachs from the county Meath, ay, and +his own kidney too. J. J. was telling us there was an ancient Hebrew +Zaretsky or something weeping in the witnessbox with his hat on him, +swearing by the holy Moses he was stuck for two quid. + +--Who tried the case? says Joe. + +--Recorder, says Ned. + +--Poor old sir Frederick, says Alf, you can cod him up to the two eyes. + +--Heart as big as a lion, says Ned. Tell him a tale of woe about arrears +of rent and a sick wife and a squad of kids and, faith, he'll dissolve +in tears on the bench. + +--Ay, says Alf. Reuben J was bloody lucky he didn't clap him in the dock +the other day for suing poor little Gumley that's minding stones, for +the corporation there near Butt bridge. + +And he starts taking off the old recorder letting on to cry: + +--A most scandalous thing! This poor hardworking man! How many children? +Ten, did you say? + +--Yes, your worship. And my wife has the typhoid. + +--And the wife with typhoid fever! Scandalous! Leave the court +immediately, sir. No, sir, I'll make no order for payment. How dare you, +sir, come up before me and ask me to make an order! A poor hardworking +industrious man! I dismiss the case. + +And whereas on the sixteenth day of the month of the oxeyed goddess and +in the third week after the feastday of the Holy and Undivided Trinity, +the daughter of the skies, the virgin moon being then in her first +quarter, it came to pass that those learned judges repaired them to the +halls of law. There master Courtenay, sitting in his own chamber, gave +his rede and master Justice Andrews, sitting without a jury in the +probate court, weighed well and pondered the claim of the first +chargeant upon the property in the matter of the will propounded and +final testamentary disposition _in re_ the real and personal estate of +the late lamented Jacob Halliday, vintner, deceased, versus Livingstone, +an infant, of unsound mind, and another. And to the solemn court of +Green street there came sir Frederick the Falconer. And he sat him there +about the hour of five o'clock to administer the law of the brehons at +the commission for all that and those parts to be holden in and for the +county of the city of Dublin. And there sat with him the high sinhedrim +of the twelve tribes of Iar, for every tribe one man, of the tribe of +Patrick and of the tribe of Hugh and of the tribe of Owen and of the +tribe of Conn and of the tribe of Oscar and of the tribe of Fergus and +of the tribe of Finn and of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of +Cormac and of the tribe of Kevin and of the tribe of Caolte and of the +tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true. And he +conjured them by Him who died on rood that they should well and +truly try and true deliverance make in the issue joined between their +sovereign lord the king and the prisoner at the bar and true verdict +give according to the evidence so help them God and kiss the book. And +they rose in their seats, those twelve of Iar, and they swore by +the name of Him Who is from everlasting that they would do His +rightwiseness. And straightway the minions of the law led forth from +their donjon keep one whom the sleuthhounds of justice had apprehended +in consequence of information received. And they shackled him hand and +foot and would take of him ne bail ne mainprise but preferred a charge +against him for he was a malefactor. + +--Those are nice things, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland +filling the country with bugs. + +So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts talking with Joe, +telling him he needn't trouble about that little matter till the first +but if he would just say a word to Mr Crawford. And so Joe swore high +and holy by this and by that he'd do the devil and all. + +--Because, you see, says Bloom, for an advertisement you must have +repetition. That's the whole secret. + +--Rely on me, says Joe. + +--Swindling the peasants, says the citizen, and the poor of Ireland. We +want no more strangers in our house. + +--O, I'm sure that will be all right, Hynes, says Bloom. It's just that +Keyes, you see. + +--Consider that done, says Joe. + +--Very kind of you, says Bloom. + +--The strangers, says the citizen. Our own fault. We let them come in. +We brought them in. The adulteress and her paramour brought the Saxon +robbers here. + +--Decree _nisi,_ says J. J. + +And Bloom letting on to be awfully deeply interested in nothing, a +spider's web in the corner behind the barrel, and the citizen scowling +after him and the old dog at his feet looking up to know who to bite and +when. + +--A dishonoured wife, says the citizen, that's what's the cause of all +our misfortunes. + +--And here she is, says Alf, that was giggling over the _Police Gazette_ +with Terry on the counter, in all her warpaint. + +--Give us a squint at her, says I. + +And what was it only one of the smutty yankee pictures Terry borrows off +of Corny Kelleher. Secrets for enlarging your private parts. Misconduct +of society belle. Norman W. Tupper, wealthy Chicago contractor, finds +pretty but faithless wife in lap of officer Taylor. Belle in her +bloomers misconducting herself, and her fancyman feeling for her tickles +and Norman W. Tupper bouncing in with his peashooter just in time to be +late after she doing the trick of the loop with officer Taylor. + +--O jakers, Jenny, says Joe, how short your shirt is! + +--There's hair, Joe, says I. Get a queer old tailend of corned beef off +of that one, what? + +So anyhow in came John Wyse Nolan and Lenehan with him with a face on +him as long as a late breakfast. + +--Well, says the citizen, what's the latest from the scene of action? +What did those tinkers in the city hall at their caucus meeting decide +about the Irish language? + +O'Nolan, clad in shining armour, low bending made obeisance to the +puissant and high and mighty chief of all Erin and did him to wit of +that which had befallen, how that the grave elders of the most obedient +city, second of the realm, had met them in the tholsel, and there, after +due prayers to the gods who dwell in ether supernal, had taken solemn +counsel whereby they might, if so be it might be, bring once more into +honour among mortal men the winged speech of the seadivided Gael. + +--It's on the march, says the citizen. To hell with the bloody brutal +Sassenachs and their _patois._ + +So J. J. puts in a word, doing the toff about one story was good till +you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your +blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach +a nation, and Bloom trying to back him up moderation and botheration and +their colonies and their civilisation. + +--Their syphilisation, you mean, says the citizen. To hell with +them! The curse of a goodfornothing God light sideways on the bloody +thicklugged sons of whores' gets! No music and no art and no literature +worthy of the name. Any civilisation they have they stole from us. +Tonguetied sons of bastards' ghosts. + +--The European family, says J. J.... + +--They're not European, says the citizen. I was in Europe with Kevin +Egan of Paris. You wouldn't see a trace of them or their language +anywhere in Europe except in a _cabinet d'aisance._ + +And says John Wyse: + +--Full many a flower is born to blush unseen. + +And says Lenehan that knows a bit of the lingo: + +--_Conspuez les Anglais! Perfide Albion!_ + +He said and then lifted he in his rude great brawny strengthy hands the +medher of dark strong foamy ale and, uttering his tribal slogan _Lamh +Dearg Abu_, he drank to the undoing of his foes, a race of mighty +valorous heroes, rulers of the waves, who sit on thrones of alabaster +silent as the deathless gods. + +--What's up with you, says I to Lenehan. You look like a fellow that had +lost a bob and found a tanner. + +--Gold cup, says he. + +--Who won, Mr Lenehan? says Terry. + +_--Throwaway,_ says he, at twenty to one. A rank outsider. And the rest +nowhere. + +--And Bass's mare? says Terry. + +--Still running, says he. We're all in a cart. Boylan plunged two quid +on my tip _Sceptre_ for himself and a lady friend. + +--I had half a crown myself, says Terry, on _Zinfandel_ that Mr Flynn +gave me. Lord Howard de Walden's. + +--Twenty to one, says Lenehan. Such is life in an outhouse. _Throwaway,_ +says he. Takes the biscuit, and talking about bunions. Frailty, thy name +is _Sceptre._ + +So he went over to the biscuit tin Bob Doran left to see if there was +anything he could lift on the nod, the old cur after him backing his +luck with his mangy snout up. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard. + +--Not there, my child, says he. + +--Keep your pecker up, says Joe. She'd have won the money only for the +other dog. + +And J. J. and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom +sticking in an odd word. + +--Some people, says Bloom, can see the mote in others' eyes but they +can't see the beam in their own. + +--_Raimeis_, says the citizen. There's no-one as blind as the fellow +that won't see, if you know what that means. Where are our missing +twenty millions of Irish should be here today instead of four, our lost +tribes? And our potteries and textiles, the finest in the whole world! +And our wool that was sold in Rome in the time of Juvenal and our flax +and our damask from the looms of Antrim and our Limerick lace, our +tanneries and our white flint glass down there by Ballybough and our +Huguenot poplin that we have since Jacquard de Lyon and our woven silk +and our Foxford tweeds and ivory raised point from the Carmelite convent +in New Ross, nothing like it in the whole wide world. Where are the +Greek merchants that came through the pillars of Hercules, the Gibraltar +now grabbed by the foe of mankind, with gold and Tyrian purple to +sell in Wexford at the fair of Carmen? Read Tacitus and Ptolemy, even +Giraldus Cambrensis. Wine, peltries, Connemara marble, silver from +Tipperary, second to none, our farfamed horses even today, the Irish +hobbies, with king Philip of Spain offering to pay customs duties for +the right to fish in our waters. What do the yellowjohns of Anglia owe +us for our ruined trade and our ruined hearths? And the beds of the +Barrow and Shannon they won't deepen with millions of acres of marsh and +bog to make us all die of consumption? + +--As treeless as Portugal we'll be soon, says John Wyse, or Heligoland +with its one tree if something is not done to reafforest the land. +Larches, firs, all the trees of the conifer family are going fast. I was +reading a report of lord Castletown's... + +--Save them, says the citizen, the giant ash of Galway and the chieftain +elm of Kildare with a fortyfoot bole and an acre of foliage. Save the +trees of Ireland for the future men of Ireland on the fair hills of +Eire, O. + +--Europe has its eyes on you, says Lenehan. + +The fashionable international world attended EN MASSE this afternoon +at the wedding of the chevalier Jean Wyse de Neaulan, grand high chief +ranger of the Irish National Foresters, with Miss Fir Conifer of Pine +Valley. Lady Sylvester Elmshade, Mrs Barbara Lovebirch, Mrs Poll Ash, +Mrs Holly Hazeleyes, Miss Daphne Bays, Miss Dorothy Canebrake, Mrs Clyde +Twelvetrees, Mrs Rowan Greene, Mrs Helen Vinegadding, Miss Virginia +Creeper, Miss Gladys Beech, Miss Olive Garth, Miss Blanche Maple, Mrs +Maud Mahogany, Miss Myra Myrtle, Miss Priscilla Elderflower, Miss +Bee Honeysuckle, Miss Grace Poplar, Miss O Mimosa San, Miss Rachel +Cedarfrond, the Misses Lilian and Viola Lilac, Miss Timidity Aspenall, +Mrs Kitty Dewey-Mosse, Miss May Hawthorne, Mrs Gloriana Palme, Mrs Liana +Forrest, Mrs Arabella Blackwood and Mrs Norma Holyoake of Oakholme Regis +graced the ceremony by their presence. The bride who was given away by +her father, the M'Conifer of the Glands, looked exquisitely charming in +a creation carried out in green mercerised silk, moulded on an underslip +of gloaming grey, sashed with a yoke of broad emerald and finished with +a triple flounce of darkerhued fringe, the scheme being relieved by +bretelles and hip insertions of acorn bronze. The maids of honour, Miss +Larch Conifer and Miss Spruce Conifer, sisters of the bride, wore very +becoming costumes in the same tone, a dainty _motif_ of plume rose being +worked into the pleats in a pinstripe and repeated capriciously in the +jadegreen toques in the form of heron feathers of paletinted coral. +Senhor Enrique Flor presided at the organ with his wellknown ability +and, in addition to the prescribed numbers of the nuptial mass, played +a new and striking arrangement of _Woodman, spare that tree_ at the +conclusion of the service. On leaving the church of Saint Fiacre _in +Horto_ after the papal blessing the happy pair were subjected to a +playful crossfire of hazelnuts, beechmast, bayleaves, catkins of willow, +ivytod, hollyberries, mistletoe sprigs and quicken shoots. Mr and Mrs +Wyse Conifer Neaulan will spend a quiet honeymoon in the Black Forest. + +--And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen. We had our trade with +Spain and the French and with the Flemings before those mongrels were +pupped, Spanish ale in Galway, the winebark on the winedark waterway. + +--And will again, says Joe. + +--And with the help of the holy mother of God we will again, says the +citizen, clapping his thigh, our harbours that are empty will be full +again, Queenstown, Kinsale, Galway, Blacksod Bay, Ventry in the kingdom +of Kerry, Killybegs, the third largest harbour in the wide world with +a fleet of masts of the Galway Lynches and the Cavan O'Reillys and the +O'Kennedys of Dublin when the earl of Desmond could make a treaty with +the emperor Charles the Fifth himself. And will again, says he, when the +first Irish battleship is seen breasting the waves with our own flag to +the fore, none of your Henry Tudor's harps, no, the oldest flag afloat, +the flag of the province of Desmond and Thomond, three crowns on a blue +field, the three sons of Milesius. + +And he took the last swig out of the pint. Moya. All wind and piss like +a tanyard cat. Cows in Connacht have long horns. As much as his bloody +life is worth to go down and address his tall talk to the assembled +multitude in Shanagolden where he daren't show his nose with the Molly +Maguires looking for him to let daylight through him for grabbing the +holding of an evicted tenant. + +--Hear, hear to that, says John Wyse. What will you have? + +--An imperial yeomanry, says Lenehan, to celebrate the occasion. + +--Half one, Terry, says John Wyse, and a hands up. Terry! Are you +asleep? + +--Yes, sir, says Terry. Small whisky and bottle of Allsop. Right, sir. + +Hanging over the bloody paper with Alf looking for spicy bits instead of +attending to the general public. Picture of a butting match, trying to +crack their bloody skulls, one chap going for the other with his head +down like a bull at a gate. And another one: _Black Beast Burned in +Omaha, Ga_. A lot of Deadwood Dicks in slouch hats and they firing at a +Sambo strung up in a tree with his tongue out and a bonfire under +him. Gob, they ought to drown him in the sea after and electrocute and +crucify him to make sure of their job. + +--But what about the fighting navy, says Ned, that keeps our foes at +bay? + +--I'll tell you what about it, says the citizen. Hell upon earth it is. +Read the revelations that's going on in the papers about flogging on +the training ships at Portsmouth. A fellow writes that calls himself +_Disgusted One_. + +So he starts telling us about corporal punishment and about the crew +of tars and officers and rearadmirals drawn up in cocked hats and the +parson with his protestant bible to witness punishment and a young lad +brought out, howling for his ma, and they tie him down on the buttend of +a gun. + +--A rump and dozen, says the citizen, was what that old ruffian sir John +Beresford called it but the modern God's Englishman calls it caning on +the breech. + +And says John Wyse: + +--'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the observance. + +Then he was telling us the master at arms comes along with a long cane +and he draws out and he flogs the bloody backside off of the poor lad +till he yells meila murder. + +--That's your glorious British navy, says the citizen, that bosses the +earth. + +The fellows that never will be slaves, with the only hereditary chamber +on the face of God's earth and their land in the hands of a dozen +gamehogs and cottonball barons. That's the great empire they boast about +of drudges and whipped serfs. + +--On which the sun never rises, says Joe. + +--And the tragedy of it is, says the citizen, they believe it. The +unfortunate yahoos believe it. + +They believe in rod, the scourger almighty, creator of hell upon earth, +and in Jacky Tar, the son of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast, +born of the fighting navy, suffered under rump and dozen, was scarified, +flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell, the third day he arose +again from the bed, steered into haven, sitteth on his beamend till +further orders whence he shall come to drudge for a living and be paid. + +--But, says Bloom, isn't discipline the same everywhere. I mean wouldn't +it be the same here if you put force against force? + +Didn't I tell you? As true as I'm drinking this porter if he was at his +last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living. + +--We'll put force against force, says the citizen. We have our greater +Ireland beyond the sea. They were driven out of house and home in the +black 47. Their mudcabins and their shielings by the roadside were laid +low by the batteringram and the _Times_ rubbed its hands and told the +whitelivered Saxons there would soon be as few Irish in Ireland as +redskins in America. Even the Grand Turk sent us his piastres. But the +Sassenach tried to starve the nation at home while the land was full +of crops that the British hyenas bought and sold in Rio de Janeiro. Ay, +they drove out the peasants in hordes. Twenty thousand of them died in +the coffinships. But those that came to the land of the free remember +the land of bondage. And they will come again and with a vengeance, no +cravens, the sons of Granuaile, the champions of Kathleen ni Houlihan. + +--Perfectly true, says Bloom. But my point was... + +--We are a long time waiting for that day, citizen, says Ned. Since the +poor old woman told us that the French were on the sea and landed at +Killala. + +--Ay, says John Wyse. We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us +against the Williamites and they betrayed us. Remember Limerick and the +broken treatystone. We gave our best blood to France and Spain, the +wild geese. Fontenoy, eh? And Sarsfield and O'Donnell, duke of Tetuan +in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria +Teresa. But what did we ever get for it? + +--The French! says the citizen. Set of dancing masters! Do you know +what it is? They were never worth a roasted fart to Ireland. Aren't they +trying to make an _Entente cordiale_ now at Tay Pay's dinnerparty with +perfidious Albion? Firebrands of Europe and they always were. + +--_Conspuez les Français_, says Lenehan, nobbling his beer. + +--And as for the Prooshians and the Hanoverians, says Joe, haven't we +had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the +elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead? + +Jesus, I had to laugh at the way he came out with that about the old one +with the winkers on her, blind drunk in her royal palace every night of +God, old Vic, with her jorum of mountain dew and her coachman carting +her up body and bones to roll into bed and she pulling him by the +whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about _Ehren on the Rhine_ +and come where the boose is cheaper. + +--Well, says J. J. We have Edward the peacemaker now. + +--Tell that to a fool, says the citizen. There's a bloody sight more pox +than pax about that boyo. Edward Guelph-Wettin! + +--And what do you think, says Joe, of the holy boys, the priests +and bishops of Ireland doing up his room in Maynooth in His Satanic +Majesty's racing colours and sticking up pictures of all the horses his +jockeys rode. The earl of Dublin, no less. + +--They ought to have stuck up all the women he rode himself, says little +Alf. + +And says J. J.: + +--Considerations of space influenced their lordships' decision. + +--Will you try another, citizen? says Joe. + +--Yes, sir, says he. I will. + +--You? says Joe. + +--Beholden to you, Joe, says I. May your shadow never grow less. + +--Repeat that dose, says Joe. + +Bloom was talking and talking with John Wyse and he quite excited with +his dunducketymudcoloured mug on him and his old plumeyes rolling about. + +--Persecution, says he, all the history of the world is full of it. +Perpetuating national hatred among nations. + +--But do you know what a nation means? says John Wyse. + +--Yes, says Bloom. + +--What is it? says John Wyse. + +--A nation? says Bloom. A nation is the same people living in the same +place. + +--By God, then, says Ned, laughing, if that's so I'm a nation for I'm +living in the same place for the past five years. + +So of course everyone had the laugh at Bloom and says he, trying to muck +out of it: + +--Or also living in different places. + +--That covers my case, says Joe. + +--What is your nation if I may ask? says the citizen. + +--Ireland, says Bloom. I was born here. Ireland. + +The citizen said nothing only cleared the spit out of his gullet and, +gob, he spat a Red bank oyster out of him right in the corner. + +--After you with the push, Joe, says he, taking out his handkerchief to +swab himself dry. + +--Here you are, citizen, says Joe. Take that in your right hand and +repeat after me the following words. + +The muchtreasured and intricately embroidered ancient Irish facecloth +attributed to Solomon of Droma and Manus Tomaltach og MacDonogh, authors +of the Book of Ballymote, was then carefully produced and called forth +prolonged admiration. No need to dwell on the legendary beauty of the +cornerpieces, the acme of art, wherein one can distinctly discern each +of the four evangelists in turn presenting to each of the four masters +his evangelical symbol, a bogoak sceptre, a North American puma (a far +nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing), +a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. The scenes depicted +on the emunctory field, showing our ancient duns and raths and cromlechs +and grianauns and seats of learning and maledictive stones, are as +wonderfully beautiful and the pigments as delicate as when the Sligo +illuminators gave free rein to their artistic fantasy long long ago in +the time of the Barmecides. Glendalough, the lovely lakes of Killarney, +the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, +Ireland's Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery +of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company (Limited), Lough Neagh's +banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick +Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the +Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, +Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, +Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college +refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first duke of +Wellington, the rock of Cashel, the bog of Allen, the Henry Street +Warehouse, Fingal's Cave--all these moving scenes are still there for us +today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have +passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time. + +--Show us over the drink, says I. Which is which? + +--That's mine, says Joe, as the devil said to the dead policeman. + +--And I belong to a race too, says Bloom, that is hated and persecuted. +Also now. This very moment. This very instant. + +Gob, he near burnt his fingers with the butt of his old cigar. + +--Robbed, says he. Plundered. Insulted. Persecuted. Taking what belongs +to us by right. At this very moment, says he, putting up his fist, sold +by auction in Morocco like slaves or cattle. + +--Are you talking about the new Jerusalem? says the citizen. + +--I'm talking about injustice, says Bloom. + +--Right, says John Wyse. Stand up to it then with force like men. + +That's an almanac picture for you. Mark for a softnosed bullet. Old +lardyface standing up to the business end of a gun. Gob, he'd adorn a +sweepingbrush, so he would, if he only had a nurse's apron on him. And +then he collapses all of a sudden, twisting around all the opposite, as +limp as a wet rag. + +--But it's no use, says he. Force, hatred, history, all that. That's not +life for men and women, insult and hatred. And everybody knows that it's +the very opposite of that that is really life. + +--What? says Alf. + +--Love, says Bloom. I mean the opposite of hatred. I must go now, says +he to John Wyse. Just round to the court a moment to see if Martin is +there. If he comes just say I'll be back in a second. Just a moment. + +Who's hindering you? And off he pops like greased lightning. + +--A new apostle to the gentiles, says the citizen. Universal love. + +--Well, says John Wyse. Isn't that what we're told. Love your neighbour. + +--That chap? says the citizen. Beggar my neighbour is his motto. Love, +moya! He's a nice pattern of a Romeo and Juliet. + +Love loves to love love. Nurse loves the new chemist. Constable 14A +loves Mary Kelly. Gerty MacDowell loves the boy that has the bicycle. M. +B. loves a fair gentleman. Li Chi Han lovey up kissy Cha Pu Chow. Jumbo, +the elephant, loves Alice, the elephant. Old Mr Verschoyle with the ear +trumpet loves old Mrs Verschoyle with the turnedin eye. The man in the +brown macintosh loves a lady who is dead. His Majesty the King loves Her +Majesty the Queen. Mrs Norman W. Tupper loves officer Taylor. You love +a certain person. And this person loves that other person because +everybody loves somebody but God loves everybody. + +--Well, Joe, says I, your very good health and song. More power, +citizen. + +--Hurrah, there, says Joe. + +--The blessing of God and Mary and Patrick on you, says the citizen. + +And he ups with his pint to wet his whistle. + +--We know those canters, says he, preaching and picking your pocket. +What about sanctimonious Cromwell and his ironsides that put the women +and children of Drogheda to the sword with the bible text _God is love_ +pasted round the mouth of his cannon? The bible! Did you read that skit +in the _United Irishman_ today about that Zulu chief that's visiting +England? + +--What's that? says Joe. + +So the citizen takes up one of his paraphernalia papers and he starts +reading out: + +--A delegation of the chief cotton magnates of Manchester was presented +yesterday to His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, +Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty the heartfelt +thanks of British traders for the facilities afforded them in his +dominions. The delegation partook of luncheon at the conclusion of which +the dusky potentate, in the course of a happy speech, freely translated +by the British chaplain, the reverend Ananias Praisegod Barebones, +tendered his best thanks to Massa Walkup and emphasised the cordial +relations existing between Abeakuta and the British empire, stating that +he treasured as one of his dearest possessions an illuminated bible, +the volume of the word of God and the secret of England's greatness, +graciously presented to him by the white chief woman, the great squaw +Victoria, with a personal dedication from the august hand of the Royal +Donor. The Alaki then drank a lovingcup of firstshot usquebaugh to the +toast _Black and White_ from the skull of his immediate predecessor in +the dynasty Kakachakachak, surnamed Forty Warts, after which he visited +the chief factory of Cottonopolis and signed his mark in the visitors' +book, subsequently executing a charming old Abeakutic wardance, in the +course of which he swallowed several knives and forks, amid hilarious +applause from the girl hands. + +--Widow woman, says Ned. I wouldn't doubt her. Wonder did he put that +bible to the same use as I would. + +--Same only more so, says Lenehan. And thereafter in that fruitful land +the broadleaved mango flourished exceedingly. + +--Is that by Griffith? says John Wyse. + +--No, says the citizen. It's not signed Shanganagh. It's only +initialled: P. + +--And a very good initial too, says Joe. + +--That's how it's worked, says the citizen. Trade follows the flag. + +--Well, says J. J., if they're any worse than those Belgians in the +Congo Free State they must be bad. Did you read that report by a man +what's this his name is? + +--Casement, says the citizen. He's an Irishman. + +--Yes, that's the man, says J. J. Raping the women and girls and +flogging the natives on the belly to squeeze all the red rubber they can +out of them. + +--I know where he's gone, says Lenehan, cracking his fingers. + +--Who? says I. + +--Bloom, says he. The courthouse is a blind. He had a few bob on +_Throwaway_ and he's gone to gather in the shekels. + +--Is it that whiteeyed kaffir? says the citizen, that never backed a +horse in anger in his life? + +--That's where he's gone, says Lenehan. I met Bantam Lyons going to back +that horse only I put him off it and he told me Bloom gave him the tip. +Bet you what you like he has a hundred shillings to five on. He's the +only man in Dublin has it. A dark horse. + +--He's a bloody dark horse himself, says Joe. + +--Mind, Joe, says I. Show us the entrance out. + +--There you are, says Terry. + +Goodbye Ireland I'm going to Gort. So I just went round the back of +the yard to pumpship and begob (hundred shillings to five) while I was +letting off my _(Throwaway_ twenty to) letting off my load gob says I +to myself I knew he was uneasy in his (two pints off of Joe and one in +Slattery's off) in his mind to get off the mark to (hundred shillings +is five quid) and when they were in the (dark horse) pisser Burke was +telling me card party and letting on the child was sick (gob, must have +done about a gallon) flabbyarse of a wife speaking down the tube _she's +better_ or _she's_ (ow!) all a plan so he could vamoose with the pool if +he won or (Jesus, full up I was) trading without a licence (ow!) Ireland +my nation says he (hoik! phthook!) never be up to those bloody (there's +the last of it) Jerusalem (ah!) cuckoos. + +So anyhow when I got back they were at it dingdong, John Wyse saying it +was Bloom gave the ideas for Sinn Fein to Griffith to put in his paper +all kinds of jerrymandering, packed juries and swindling the taxes off +of the government and appointing consuls all over the world to walk +about selling Irish industries. Robbing Peter to pay Paul. Gob, that +puts the bloody kybosh on it if old sloppy eyes is mucking up the show. +Give us a bloody chance. God save Ireland from the likes of that bloody +mouseabout. Mr Bloom with his argol bargol. And his old fellow before +him perpetrating frauds, old Methusalem Bloom, the robbing bagman, that +poisoned himself with the prussic acid after he swamping the country +with his baubles and his penny diamonds. Loans by post on easy terms. +Any amount of money advanced on note of hand. Distance no object. No +security. Gob, he's like Lanty MacHale's goat that'd go a piece of the +road with every one. + +--Well, it's a fact, says John Wyse. And there's the man now that'll +tell you all about it, Martin Cunningham. + +Sure enough the castle car drove up with Martin on it and Jack Power +with him and a fellow named Crofter or Crofton, pensioner out of +the collector general's, an orangeman Blackburn does have on the +registration and he drawing his pay or Crawford gallivanting around the +country at the king's expense. + +Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their +palfreys. + +--Ho, varlet! cried he, who by his mien seemed the leader of the party. +Saucy knave! To us! + +So saying he knocked loudly with his swordhilt upon the open lattice. + +Mine host came forth at the summons, girding him with his tabard. + +--Give you good den, my masters, said he with an obsequious bow. + +--Bestir thyself, sirrah! cried he who had knocked. Look to our steeds. +And for ourselves give us of your best for ifaith we need it. + +--Lackaday, good masters, said the host, my poor house has but a bare +larder. I know not what to offer your lordships. + +--How now, fellow? cried the second of the party, a man of pleasant +countenance, So servest thou the king's messengers, master Taptun? + +An instantaneous change overspread the landlord's visage. + +--Cry you mercy, gentlemen, he said humbly. An you be the king's +messengers (God shield His Majesty!) you shall not want for aught. The +king's friends (God bless His Majesty!) shall not go afasting in my +house I warrant me. + +--Then about! cried the traveller who had not spoken, a lusty +trencherman by his aspect. Hast aught to give us? + +Mine host bowed again as he made answer: + +--What say you, good masters, to a squab pigeon pasty, some collops of +venison, a saddle of veal, widgeon with crisp hog's bacon, a boar's head +with pistachios, a bason of jolly custard, a medlar tansy and a flagon +of old Rhenish? + +--Gadzooks! cried the last speaker. That likes me well. Pistachios! + +--Aha! cried he of the pleasant countenance. A poor house and a bare +larder, quotha! 'Tis a merry rogue. + +So in comes Martin asking where was Bloom. + +--Where is he? says Lenehan. Defrauding widows and orphans. + +--Isn't that a fact, says John Wyse, what I was telling the citizen +about Bloom and the Sinn Fein? + +--That's so, says Martin. Or so they allege. + +--Who made those allegations? says Alf. + +--I, says Joe. I'm the alligator. + +--And after all, says John Wyse, why can't a jew love his country like +the next fellow? + +--Why not? says J. J., when he's quite sure which country it is. + +--Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the +hell is he? says Ned. Or who is he? No offence, Crofton. + +--Who is Junius? says J. J. + +--We don't want him, says Crofter the Orangeman or presbyterian. + +--He's a perverted jew, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it was +he drew up all the plans according to the Hungarian system. We know that +in the castle. + +--Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist? says Jack Power. + +--Not at all, says Martin. Only namesakes. His name was Virag, the +father's name that poisoned himself. He changed it by deedpoll, the +father did. + +--That's the new Messiah for Ireland! says the citizen. Island of saints +and sages! + +--Well, they're still waiting for their redeemer, says Martin. For that +matter so are we. + +--Yes, says J. J., and every male that's born they think it may be their +Messiah. And every jew is in a tall state of excitement, I believe, till +he knows if he's a father or a mother. + +--Expecting every moment will be his next, says Lenehan. + +--O, by God, says Ned, you should have seen Bloom before that son of his +that died was born. I met him one day in the south city markets buying a +tin of Neave's food six weeks before the wife was delivered. + +--_En ventre sa mère_, says J. J. + +--Do you call that a man? says the citizen. + +--I wonder did he ever put it out of sight, says Joe. + +--Well, there were two children born anyhow, says Jack Power. + +--And who does he suspect? says the citizen. + +Gob, there's many a true word spoken in jest. One of those mixed +middlings he is. Lying up in the hotel Pisser was telling me once a +month with headache like a totty with her courses. Do you know what I'm +telling you? It'd be an act of God to take a hold of a fellow the like +of that and throw him in the bloody sea. Justifiable homicide, so it +would. Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of +stuff like a man. Give us your blessing. Not as much as would blind your +eye. + +--Charity to the neighbour, says Martin. But where is he? We can't wait. + +--A wolf in sheep's clothing, says the citizen. That's what he is. Virag +from Hungary! Ahasuerus I call him. Cursed by God. + +--Have you time for a brief libation, Martin? says Ned. + +--Only one, says Martin. We must be quick. J. J. and S. + +--You, Jack? Crofton? Three half ones, Terry. + +--Saint Patrick would want to land again at Ballykinlar and convert us, +says the citizen, after allowing things like that to contaminate our +shores. + +--Well, says Martin, rapping for his glass. God bless all here is my +prayer. + +--Amen, says the citizen. + +--And I'm sure He will, says Joe. + +And at the sound of the sacring bell, headed by a crucifer with +acolytes, thurifers, boatbearers, readers, ostiarii, deacons and +subdeacons, the blessed company drew nigh of mitred abbots and priors +and guardians and monks and friars: the monks of Benedict of Spoleto, +Carthusians and Camaldolesi, Cistercians and Olivetans, Oratorians +and Vallombrosans, and the friars of Augustine, Brigittines, +Premonstratensians, Servi, Trinitarians, and the children of Peter +Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Elijah prophet +led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila, calced and other: and +friars, brown and grey, sons of poor Francis, capuchins, cordeliers, +minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara: and the sons of +Dominic, the friars preachers, and the sons of Vincent: and the monks +of S. Wolstan: and Ignatius his children: and the confraternity of the +christian brothers led by the reverend brother Edmund Ignatius Rice. And +after came all saints and martyrs, virgins and confessors: S. Cyr and +S. Isidore Arator and S. James the Less and S. Phocas of Sinope and S. +Julian Hospitator and S. Felix de Cantalice and S. Simon Stylites and +S. Stephen Protomartyr and S. John of God and S. Ferreol and S. Leugarde +and S. Theodotus and S. Vulmar and S. Richard and S. Vincent de Paul and +S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Tours and S. Alfred and S. Joseph and +S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence +and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous +and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S. +Synonymous and S. Laurence O'Toole and S. James of Dingle and +Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S. +Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S. +Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S. +Fiacre and S. John Nepomuc and S. Thomas Aquinas and S. Ives of Brittany +and S. Michan and S. Herman-Joseph and the three patrons of holy youth +S. Aloysius Gonzaga and S. Stanislaus Kostka and S. John Berchmans +and the saints Gervasius, Servasius and Bonifacius and S. Bride and S. +Kieran and S. Canice of Kilkenny and S. Jarlath of Tuam and S. Finbarr +and S. Pappin of Ballymun and Brother Aloysius Pacificus and Brother +Louis Bellicosus and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. +Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and +S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and +the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. +Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. And all came +with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords +and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of +their efficacies, inkhorns, arrows, loaves, cruses, fetters, axes, +trees, bridges, babes in a bathtub, shells, wallets, shears, keys, +dragons, lilies, buckshot, beards, hogs, lamps, bellows, beehives, +soupladles, stars, snakes, anvils, boxes of vaseline, bells, crutches, +forceps, stags' horns, watertight boots, hawks, millstones, eyes on a +dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns. And as they wended their way by +Nelson's Pillar, Henry street, Mary street, Capel street, Little Britain +street chanting the introit in _Epiphania Domini_ which beginneth +_Surge, illuminare_ and thereafter most sweetly the gradual _Omnes_ +which saith _de Saba venient_ they did divers wonders such as casting +out devils, raising the dead to life, multiplying fishes, healing the +halt and the blind, discovering various articles which had been mislaid, +interpreting and fulfilling the scriptures, blessing and prophesying. +And last, beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father +O'Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick. And when the good fathers +had reached the appointed place, the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co, +limited, 8, 9 and 10 little Britain street, wholesale grocers, wine +and brandy shippers, licensed fo the sale of beer, wine and spirits for +consumption on the premises, the celebrant blessed the house and censed +the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and +the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches +and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with +blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had +blessed the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of +His light to inhabit therein. And entering he blessed the viands and the +beverages and the company of all the blessed answered his prayers. + +--_Adiutorium nostrum in nomine Domini._ + +--_Qui fecit coelum et terram._ + +--_Dominus vobiscum._ + +--_Et cum spiritu tuo._ + +And he laid his hands upon that he blessed and gave thanks and he prayed +and they all with him prayed: + +--_Deus, cuius verbo sanctificantur omnia, benedictionem tuam effunde +super creaturas istas: et praesta ut quisquis eis secundum legem et +voluntatem Tuam cum gratiarum actione usus fuerit per invocationem +sanctissimi nominis Tui corporis sanitatem et animae tutelam Te auctore +percipiat per Christum Dominum nostrum._ + +--And so say all of us, says Jack. + +--Thousand a year, Lambert, says Crofton or Crawford. + +--Right, says Ned, taking up his John Jameson. And butter for fish. + +I was just looking around to see who the happy thought would strike when +be damned but in he comes again letting on to be in a hell of a hurry. + +--I was just round at the courthouse, says he, looking for you. I hope +I'm not... + +--No, says Martin, we're ready. + +Courthouse my eye and your pockets hanging down with gold and silver. +Mean bloody scut. Stand us a drink itself. Devil a sweet fear! There's +a jew for you! All for number one. Cute as a shithouse rat. Hundred to +five. + +--Don't tell anyone, says the citizen, + +--Beg your pardon, says he. + +--Come on boys, says Martin, seeing it was looking blue. Come along now. + +--Don't tell anyone, says the citizen, letting a bawl out of him. It's a +secret. + +And the bloody dog woke up and let a growl. + +--Bye bye all, says Martin. + +And he got them out as quick as he could, Jack Power and Crofton or +whatever you call him and him in the middle of them letting on to be all +at sea and up with them on the bloody jaunting car. + +---Off with you, says + +Martin to the jarvey. + +The milkwhite dolphin tossed his mane and, rising in the golden poop the +helmsman spread the bellying sail upon the wind and stood off forward +with all sail set, the spinnaker to larboard. A many comely nymphs drew +nigh to starboard and to larboard and, clinging to the sides of +the noble bark, they linked their shining forms as doth the cunning +wheelwright when he fashions about the heart of his wheel the +equidistant rays whereof each one is sister to another and he binds them +all with an outer ring and giveth speed to the feet of men whenas they +ride to a hosting or contend for the smile of ladies fair. Even so did +they come and set them, those willing nymphs, the undying sisters. And +they laughed, sporting in a circle of their foam: and the bark clave the +waves. + +But begob I was just lowering the heel of the pint when I saw the +citizen getting up to waddle to the door, puffing and blowing with the +dropsy, and he cursing the curse of Cromwell on him, bell, book and +candle in Irish, spitting and spatting out of him and Joe and little Alf +round him like a leprechaun trying to peacify him. + +--Let me alone, says he. + +And begob he got as far as the door and they holding him and he bawls +out of him: + +--Three cheers for Israel! + +Arrah, sit down on the parliamentary side of your arse for Christ' sake +and don't be making a public exhibition of yourself. Jesus, there's +always some bloody clown or other kicking up a bloody murder about +bloody nothing. Gob, it'd turn the porter sour in your guts, so it +would. + +And all the ragamuffins and sluts of the nation round the door and +Martin telling the jarvey to drive ahead and the citizen bawling and Alf +and Joe at him to whisht and he on his high horse about the jews and +the loafers calling for a speech and Jack Power trying to get him to sit +down on the car and hold his bloody jaw and a loafer with a patch over +his eye starts singing _If the man in the moon was a jew, jew, jew_ and +a slut shouts out of her: + +--Eh, mister! Your fly is open, mister! + +And says he: + +--Mendelssohn was a jew and Karl Marx and Mercadante and Spinoza. And +the Saviour was a jew and his father was a jew. Your God. + +--He had no father, says Martin. That'll do now. Drive ahead. + +--Whose God? says the citizen. + +--Well, his uncle was a jew, says he. Your God was a jew. Christ was a +jew like me. + +Gob, the citizen made a plunge back into the shop. + +--By Jesus, says he, I'll brain that bloody jewman for using the holy +name. + +By Jesus, I'll crucify him so I will. Give us that biscuitbox here. + +--Stop! Stop! says Joe. + +A large and appreciative gathering of friends and acquaintances from +the metropolis and greater Dublin assembled in their thousands to bid +farewell to Nagyasagos uram Lipoti Virag, late of Messrs Alexander +Thom's, printers to His Majesty, on the occasion of his departure +for the distant clime of Szazharminczbrojugulyas-Dugulas (Meadow of +Murmuring Waters). The ceremony which went off with great _éclat_ was +characterised by the most affecting cordiality. An illuminated scroll +of ancient Irish vellum, the work of Irish artists, was presented to +the distinguished phenomenologist on behalf of a large section of the +community and was accompanied by the gift of a silver casket, tastefully +executed in the style of ancient Celtic ornament, a work which reflects +every credit on the makers, Messrs Jacob _agus_ Jacob. The departing +guest was the recipient of a hearty ovation, many of those who were +present being visibly moved when the select orchestra of Irish pipes +struck up the wellknown strains of _Come back to Erin_, followed +immediately by _Rakoczsy's March_. Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted +along the coastline of the four seas on the summits of the Hill of +Howth, Three Rock Mountain, Sugarloaf, Bray Head, the mountains of +Mourne, the Galtees, the Ox and Donegal and Sperrin peaks, the Nagles +and the Bograghs, the Connemara hills, the reeks of M Gillicuddy, Slieve +Aughty, Slieve Bernagh and Slieve Bloom. Amid cheers that rent the +welkin, responded to by answering cheers from a big muster of +henchmen on the distant Cambrian and Caledonian hills, the mastodontic +pleasureship slowly moved away saluted by a final floral tribute from +the representatives of the fair sex who were present in large numbers +while, as it proceeded down the river, escorted by a flotilla of barges, +the flags of the Ballast office and Custom House were dipped in salute +as were also those of the electrical power station at the +Pigeonhouse and the Poolbeg Light. _Visszontlátásra, kedves baráton! +Visszontlátásra!_ Gone but not forgotten. + +Gob, the devil wouldn't stop him till he got hold of the bloody tin +anyhow and out with him and little Alf hanging on to his elbow and he +shouting like a stuck pig, as good as any bloody play in the Queen's +royal theatre: + +--Where is he till I murder him? + +And Ned and J. J. paralysed with the laughing. + +--Bloody wars, says I, I'll be in for the last gospel. + +But as luck would have it the jarvey got the nag's head round the other +way and off with him. + +--Hold on, citizen, says Joe. Stop! + +Begob he drew his hand and made a swipe and let fly. Mercy of God the +sun was in his eyes or he'd have left him for dead. Gob, he near sent it +into the county Longford. The bloody nag took fright and the old +mongrel after the car like bloody hell and all the populace shouting and +laughing and the old tinbox clattering along the street. + +The catastrophe was terrific and instantaneous in its effect. The +observatory of Dunsink registered in all eleven shocks, all of the fifth +grade of Mercalli's scale, and there is no record extant of a similar +seismic disturbance in our island since the earthquake of 1534, the year +of the rebellion of Silken Thomas. The epicentre appears to have been +that part of the metropolis which constitutes the Inn's Quay ward and +parish of Saint Michan covering a surface of fortyone acres, two roods +and one square pole or perch. All the lordly residences in the vicinity +of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, +in which at the time of the catastrophe important legal debates were in +progress, is literally a mass of ruins beneath which it is to be +feared all the occupants have been buried alive. From the reports of +eyewitnesses it transpires that the seismic waves were accompanied by +a violent atmospheric perturbation of cyclonic character. An article of +headgear since ascertained to belong to the much respected clerk of the +crown and peace Mr George Fottrell and a silk umbrella with gold handle +with the engraved initials, crest, coat of arms and house number of +the erudite and worshipful chairman of quarter sessions sir Frederick +Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, have been discovered by search parties +in remote parts of the island respectively, the former on the third +basaltic ridge of the giant's causeway, the latter embedded to the +extent of one foot three inches in the sandy beach of Holeopen bay near +the old head of Kinsale. Other eyewitnesses depose that they observed +an incandescent object of enormous proportions hurtling through the +atmosphere at a terrifying velocity in a trajectory directed southwest +by west. Messages of condolence and sympathy are being hourly received +from all parts of the different continents and the sovereign pontiff has +been graciously pleased to decree that a special _missa pro defunctis_ +shall be celebrated simultaneously by the ordinaries of each and every +cathedral church of all the episcopal dioceses subject to the spiritual +authority of the Holy See in suffrage of the souls of those faithful +departed who have been so unexpectedly called away from our midst. +The work of salvage, removal of _débris,_ human remains etc has been +entrusted to Messrs Michael Meade and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, +and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77, 78, 79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by +the men and officers of the Duke of Cornwall's light infantry under the +general supervision of H. R. H., rear admiral, the right honourable sir +Hercules Hannibal Habeas Corpus Anderson, K. G., K. P., K. T., P. C., K. +C. B., M. P, J. P., M. B., D. S. O., S. O. D., M. F. H., M. R. I. A., B. +L., Mus. Doc., P. L. G., F. T. C. D., F. R. U. I., F. R. C. P. I. and F. +R. C. S. I. + +You never saw the like of it in all your born puff. Gob, if he got that +lottery ticket on the side of his poll he'd remember the gold cup, he +would so, but begob the citizen would have been lagged for assault and +battery and Joe for aiding and abetting. The jarvey saved his life by +furious driving as sure as God made Moses. What? O, Jesus, he did. And +he let a volley of oaths after him. + +--Did I kill him, says he, or what? + +And he shouting to the bloody dog: + +--After him, Garry! After him, boy! + +And the last we saw was the bloody car rounding the corner and old +sheepsface on it gesticulating and the bloody mongrel after it with his +lugs back for all he was bloody well worth to tear him limb from limb. +Hundred to five! Jesus, he took the value of it out of him, I promise +you. + +When, lo, there came about them all a great brightness and they beheld +the chariot wherein He stood ascend to heaven. And they beheld Him in +the chariot, clothed upon in the glory of the brightness, having raiment +as of the sun, fair as the moon and terrible that for awe they durst not +look upon Him. And there came a voice out of heaven, calling: _Elijah! +Elijah!_ And He answered with a main cry: _Abba! Adonai!_ And they +beheld Him even Him, ben Bloom Elijah, amid clouds of angels ascend +to the glory of the brightness at an angle of fortyfive degrees over +Donohoe's in Little Green street like a shot off a shovel. + + + +The summer evening had begun to fold the world in its mysterious +embrace. Far away in the west the sun was setting and the last glow of +all too fleeting day lingered lovingly on sea and strand, on the proud +promontory of dear old Howth guarding as ever the waters of the bay, on +the weedgrown rocks along Sandymount shore and, last but not least, on +the quiet church whence there streamed forth at times upon the stillness +the voice of prayer to her who is in her pure radiance a beacon ever to +the stormtossed heart of man, Mary, star of the sea. + +The three girl friends were seated on the rocks, enjoying the evening +scene and the air which was fresh but not too chilly. Many a time and +oft were they wont to come there to that favourite nook to have a cosy +chat beside the sparkling waves and discuss matters feminine, Cissy +Caffrey and Edy Boardman with the baby in the pushcar and Tommy and +Jacky Caffrey, two little curlyheaded boys, dressed in sailor suits with +caps to match and the name H.M.S. Belleisle printed on both. For Tommy +and Jacky Caffrey were twins, scarce four years old and very noisy and +spoiled twins sometimes but for all that darling little fellows with +bright merry faces and endearing ways about them. They were dabbling in +the sand with their spades and buckets, building castles as children do, +or playing with their big coloured ball, happy as the day was long. And +Edy Boardman was rocking the chubby baby to and fro in the pushcar while +that young gentleman fairly chuckled with delight. He was but eleven +months and nine days old and, though still a tiny toddler, was just +beginning to lisp his first babyish words. Cissy Caffrey bent over to +him to tease his fat little plucks and the dainty dimple in his chin. + +--Now, baby, Cissy Caffrey said. Say out big, big. I want a drink of +water. + +And baby prattled after her: + +--A jink a jink a jawbo. + +Cissy Caffrey cuddled the wee chap for she was awfully fond of children, +so patient with little sufferers and Tommy Caffrey could never be got to +take his castor oil unless it was Cissy Caffrey that held his nose and +promised him the scatty heel of the loaf or brown bread with golden +syrup on. What a persuasive power that girl had! But to be sure baby +Boardman was as good as gold, a perfect little dote in his new fancy +bib. None of your spoilt beauties, Flora MacFlimsy sort, was Cissy +Caffrey. A truerhearted lass never drew the breath of life, always with +a laugh in her gipsylike eyes and a frolicsome word on her cherryripe +red lips, a girl lovable in the extreme. And Edy Boardman laughed too at +the quaint language of little brother. + +But just then there was a slight altercation between Master Tommy and +Master Jacky. Boys will be boys and our two twins were no exception +to this golden rule. The apple of discord was a certain castle of sand +which Master Jacky had built and Master Tommy would have it right go +wrong that it was to be architecturally improved by a frontdoor like the +Martello tower had. But if Master Tommy was headstrong Master Jacky was +selfwilled too and, true to the maxim that every little Irishman's house +is his castle, he fell upon his hated rival and to such purpose that the +wouldbe assailant came to grief and (alas to relate!) the coveted castle +too. Needless to say the cries of discomfited Master Tommy drew the +attention of the girl friends. + +--Come here, Tommy, his sister called imperatively. At once! And you, +Jacky, for shame to throw poor Tommy in the dirty sand. Wait till I +catch you for that. + +His eyes misty with unshed tears Master Tommy came at her call for their +big sister's word was law with the twins. And in a sad plight he was +too after his misadventure. His little man-o'-war top and unmentionables +were full of sand but Cissy was a past mistress in the art of smoothing +over life's tiny troubles and very quickly not one speck of sand was to +be seen on his smart little suit. Still the blue eyes were glistening +with hot tears that would well up so she kissed away the hurtness and +shook her hand at Master Jacky the culprit and said if she was near him +she wouldn't be far from him, her eyes dancing in admonition. + +--Nasty bold Jacky! she cried. + +She put an arm round the little mariner and coaxed winningly: + +--What's your name? Butter and cream? + +--Tell us who is your sweetheart, spoke Edy Boardman. Is Cissy your +sweetheart? + +--Nao, tearful Tommy said. + +--Is Edy Boardman your sweetheart? Cissy queried. + +--Nao, Tommy said. + +--I know, Edy Boardman said none too amiably with an arch glance from +her shortsighted eyes. I know who is Tommy's sweetheart. Gerty is +Tommy's sweetheart. + +--Nao, Tommy said on the verge of tears. + +Cissy's quick motherwit guessed what was amiss and she whispered to +Edy Boardman to take him there behind the pushcar where the gentleman +couldn't see and to mind he didn't wet his new tan shoes. + +But who was Gerty? + +Gerty MacDowell who was seated near her companions, lost in thought, +gazing far away into the distance was, in very truth, as fair a specimen +of winsome Irish girlhood as one could wish to see. She was pronounced +beautiful by all who knew her though, as folks often said, she was +more a Giltrap than a MacDowell. Her figure was slight and graceful, +inclining even to fragility but those iron jelloids she had been taking +of late had done her a world of good much better than the Widow Welch's +female pills and she was much better of those discharges she used to +get and that tired feeling. The waxen pallor of her face was almost +spiritual in its ivorylike purity though her rosebud mouth was a genuine +Cupid's bow, Greekly perfect. Her hands were of finely veined alabaster +with tapering fingers and as white as lemonjuice and queen of ointments +could make them though it was not true that she used to wear kid gloves +in bed or take a milk footbath either. Bertha Supple told that once to +Edy Boardman, a deliberate lie, when she was black out at daggers drawn +with Gerty (the girl chums had of course their little tiffs from time to +time like the rest of mortals) and she told her not to let on whatever +she did that it was her that told her or she'd never speak to her +again. No. Honour where honour is due. There was an innate refinement, +a languid queenly _hauteur_ about Gerty which was unmistakably evidenced +in her delicate hands and higharched instep. Had kind fate but willed +her to be born a gentlewoman of high degree in her own right and had +she only received the benefit of a good education Gerty MacDowell might +easily have held her own beside any lady in the land and have seen +herself exquisitely gowned with jewels on her brow and patrician suitors +at her feet vying with one another to pay their devoirs to her. +Mayhap it was this, the love that might have been, that lent to her +softlyfeatured face at whiles a look, tense with suppressed meaning, +that imparted a strange yearning tendency to the beautiful eyes, a charm +few could resist. Why have women such eyes of witchery? Gerty's were of +the bluest Irish blue, set off by lustrous lashes and dark expressive +brows. Time was when those brows were not so silkily seductive. It +was Madame Vera Verity, directress of the Woman Beautiful page of the +Princess Novelette, who had first advised her to try eyebrowleine which +gave that haunting expression to the eyes, so becoming in leaders +of fashion, and she had never regretted it. Then there was blushing +scientifically cured and how to be tall increase your height and you +have a beautiful face but your nose? That would suit Mrs Dignam because +she had a button one. But Gerty's crowning glory was her wealth of +wonderful hair. It was dark brown with a natural wave in it. She had cut +it that very morning on account of the new moon and it nestled about +her pretty head in a profusion of luxuriant clusters and pared her nails +too, Thursday for wealth. And just now at Edy's words as a telltale +flush, delicate as the faintest rosebloom, crept into her cheeks she +looked so lovely in her sweet girlish shyness that of a surety God's +fair land of Ireland did not hold her equal. + +For an instant she was silent with rather sad downcast eyes. She +was about to retort but something checked the words on her tongue. +Inclination prompted her to speak out: dignity told her to be silent. +The pretty lips pouted awhile but then she glanced up and broke out into +a joyous little laugh which had in it all the freshness of a young May +morning. She knew right well, no-one better, what made squinty Edy +say that because of him cooling in his attentions when it was simply a +lovers' quarrel. As per usual somebody's nose was out of joint about the +boy that had the bicycle off the London bridge road always riding up +and down in front of her window. Only now his father kept him in in the +evenings studying hard to get an exhibition in the intermediate that was +on and he was going to go to Trinity college to study for a doctor when +he left the high school like his brother W. E. Wylie who was racing +in the bicycle races in Trinity college university. Little recked he +perhaps for what she felt, that dull aching void in her heart sometimes, +piercing to the core. Yet he was young and perchance he might learn +to love her in time. They were protestants in his family and of course +Gerty knew Who came first and after Him the Blessed Virgin and then +Saint Joseph. But he was undeniably handsome with an exquisite nose and +he was what he looked, every inch a gentleman, the shape of his head too +at the back without his cap on that she would know anywhere something +off the common and the way he turned the bicycle at the lamp with his +hands off the bars and also the nice perfume of those good cigarettes +and besides they were both of a size too he and she and that was why Edy +Boardman thought she was so frightfully clever because he didn't go and +ride up and down in front of her bit of a garden. + +Gerty was dressed simply but with the instinctive taste of a votary of +Dame Fashion for she felt that there was just a might that he might be +out. A neat blouse of electric blue selftinted by dolly dyes (because it +was expected in the _Lady's Pictorial_ that electric blue would be worn) +with a smart vee opening down to the division and kerchief pocket (in +which she always kept a piece of cottonwool scented with her +favourite perfume because the handkerchief spoiled the sit) and a navy +threequarter skirt cut to the stride showed off her slim graceful figure +to perfection. She wore a coquettish little love of a hat of wideleaved +nigger straw contrast trimmed with an underbrim of eggblue chenille and +at the side a butterfly bow of silk to tone. All Tuesday week afternoon +she was hunting to match that chenille but at last she found what she +wanted at Clery's summer sales, the very it, slightly shopsoiled but you +would never notice, seven fingers two and a penny. She did it up all by +herself and what joy was hers when she tried it on then, smiling at the +lovely reflection which the mirror gave back to her! And when she put +it on the waterjug to keep the shape she knew that that would take the +shine out of some people she knew. Her shoes were the newest thing in +footwear (Edy Boardman prided herself that she was very _petite_ but she +never had a foot like Gerty MacDowell, a five, and never would ash, +oak or elm) with patent toecaps and just one smart buckle over +her higharched instep. Her wellturned ankle displayed its perfect +proportions beneath her skirt and just the proper amount and no more of +her shapely limbs encased in finespun hose with highspliced heels and +wide garter tops. As for undies they were Gerty's chief care and who +that knows the fluttering hopes and fears of sweet seventeen (though +Gerty would never see seventeen again) can find it in his heart to +blame her? She had four dinky sets with awfully pretty stitchery, +three garments and nighties extra, and each set slotted with different +coloured ribbons, rosepink, pale blue, mauve and peagreen, and she aired +them herself and blued them when they came home from the wash and ironed +them and she had a brickbat to keep the iron on because she wouldn't +trust those washerwomen as far as she'd see them scorching the things. +She was wearing the blue for luck, hoping against hope, her own colour +and lucky too for a bride to have a bit of blue somewhere on her because +the green she wore that day week brought grief because his father +brought him in to study for the intermediate exhibition and because +she thought perhaps he might be out because when she was dressing that +morning she nearly slipped up the old pair on her inside out and that +was for luck and lovers' meeting if you put those things on inside +out or if they got untied that he was thinking about you so long as it +wasn't of a Friday. + +And yet and yet! That strained look on her face! A gnawing sorrow is +there all the time. Her very soul is in her eyes and she would give +worlds to be in the privacy of her own familiar chamber where, +giving way to tears, she could have a good cry and relieve her pentup +feelingsthough not too much because she knew how to cry nicely before +the mirror. You are lovely, Gerty, it said. The paly light of evening +falls upon a face infinitely sad and wistful. Gerty MacDowell yearns +in vain. Yes, she had known from the very first that her daydream of a +marriage has been arranged and the weddingbells ringing for Mrs Reggy +Wylie T. C. D. (because the one who married the elder brother would be +Mrs Wylie) and in the fashionable intelligence Mrs Gertrude Wylie was +wearing a sumptuous confection of grey trimmed with expensive blue fox +was not to be. He was too young to understand. He would not believe in +love, a woman's birthright. The night of the party long ago in Stoer's +(he was still in short trousers) when they were alone and he stole +an arm round her waist she went white to the very lips. He called her +little one in a strangely husky voice and snatched a half kiss (the +first!) but it was only the end of her nose and then he hastened from +the room with a remark about refreshments. Impetuous fellow! Strength of +character had never been Reggy Wylie's strong point and he who would +woo and win Gerty MacDowell must be a man among men. But waiting, always +waiting to be asked and it was leap year too and would soon be over. No +prince charming is her beau ideal to lay a rare and wondrous love at her +feet but rather a manly man with a strong quiet face who had not found +his ideal, perhaps his hair slightly flecked with grey, and who would +understand, take her in his sheltering arms, strain her to him in all +the strength of his deep passionate nature and comfort her with a long +long kiss. It would be like heaven. For such a one she yearns this balmy +summer eve. With all the heart of her she longs to be his only, his +affianced bride for riches for poor, in sickness in health, till death +us two part, from this to this day forward. + +And while Edy Boardman was with little Tommy behind the pushcar she was +just thinking would the day ever come when she could call herself his +little wife to be. Then they could talk about her till they went blue in +the face, Bertha Supple too, and Edy, little spitfire, because she would +be twentytwo in November. She would care for him with creature comforts +too for Gerty was womanly wise and knew that a mere man liked that +feeling of hominess. Her griddlecakes done to a goldenbrown hue and +queen Ann's pudding of delightful creaminess had won golden opinions +from all because she had a lucky hand also for lighting a fire, dredge +in the fine selfraising flour and always stir in the same direction, +then cream the milk and sugar and whisk well the white of eggs though +she didn't like the eating part when there were any people that made her +shy and often she wondered why you couldn't eat something poetical like +violets or roses and they would have a beautifully appointed drawingroom +with pictures and engravings and the photograph of grandpapa Giltrap's +lovely dog Garryowen that almost talked it was so human and chintz +covers for the chairs and that silver toastrack in Clery's summer +jumble sales like they have in rich houses. He would be tall with +broad shoulders (she had always admired tall men for a husband) with +glistening white teeth under his carefully trimmed sweeping moustache +and they would go on the continent for their honeymoon (three wonderful +weeks!) and then, when they settled down in a nice snug and cosy little +homely house, every morning they would both have brekky, simple but +perfectly served, for their own two selves and before he went out to +business he would give his dear little wifey a good hearty hug and gaze +for a moment deep down into her eyes. + +Edy Boardman asked Tommy Caffrey was he done and he said yes so then she +buttoned up his little knickerbockers for him and told him to run off +and play with Jacky and to be good now and not to fight. But Tommy said +he wanted the ball and Edy told him no that baby was playing with the +ball and if he took it there'd be wigs on the green but Tommy said it +was his ball and he wanted his ball and he pranced on the ground, if +you please. The temper of him! O, he was a man already was little Tommy +Caffrey since he was out of pinnies. Edy told him no, no and to be off +now with him and she told Cissy Caffrey not to give in to him. + +--You're not my sister, naughty Tommy said. It's my ball. + +But Cissy Caffrey told baby Boardman to look up, look up high at her +finger and she snatched the ball quickly and threw it along the sand and +Tommy after it in full career, having won the day. + +--Anything for a quiet life, laughed Ciss. + +And she tickled tiny tot's two cheeks to make him forget and played +here's the lord mayor, here's his two horses, here's his gingerbread +carriage and here he walks in, chinchopper, chinchopper, chinchopper +chin. But Edy got as cross as two sticks about him getting his own way +like that from everyone always petting him. + +--I'd like to give him something, she said, so I would, where I won't +say. + +--On the beeoteetom, laughed Cissy merrily. + +Gerty MacDowell bent down her head and crimsoned at the idea of Cissy +saying an unladylike thing like that out loud she'd be ashamed of her +life to say, flushing a deep rosy red, and Edy Boardman said she was +sure the gentleman opposite heard what she said. But not a pin cared +Ciss. + +--Let him! she said with a pert toss of her head and a piquant tilt of +her nose. Give it to him too on the same place as quick as I'd look at +him. + +Madcap Ciss with her golliwog curls. You had to laugh at her sometimes. +For instance when she asked you would you have some more Chinese tea and +jaspberry ram and when she drew the jugs too and the men's faces on her +nails with red ink make you split your sides or when she wanted to go +where you know she said she wanted to run and pay a visit to the Miss +White. That was just like Cissycums. O, and will you ever forget her the +evening she dressed up in her father's suit and hat and the burned cork +moustache and walked down Tritonville road, smoking a cigarette. There +was none to come up to her for fun. But she was sincerity itself, one of +the bravest and truest hearts heaven ever made, not one of your twofaced +things, too sweet to be wholesome. + +And then there came out upon the air the sound of voices and the pealing +anthem of the organ. It was the men's temperance retreat conducted +by the missioner, the reverend John Hughes S. J., rosary, sermon and +benediction of the Most Blessed Sacrament. They were there gathered +together without distinction of social class (and a most edifying +spectacle it was to see) in that simple fane beside the waves, after the +storms of this weary world, kneeling before the feet of the immaculate, +reciting the litany of Our Lady of Loreto, beseeching her to intercede +for them, the old familiar words, holy Mary, holy virgin of virgins. How +sad to poor Gerty's ears! Had her father only avoided the clutches of +the demon drink, by taking the pledge or those powders the drink habit +cured in Pearson's Weekly, she might now be rolling in her carriage, +second to none. Over and over had she told herself that as she mused by +the dying embers in a brown study without the lamp because she hated two +lights or oftentimes gazing out of the window dreamily by the hour at +the rain falling on the rusty bucket, thinking. But that vile decoction +which has ruined so many hearths and homes had cist its shadow over her +childhood days. Nay, she had even witnessed in the home circle deeds of +violence caused by intemperance and had seen her own father, a prey to +the fumes of intoxication, forget himself completely for if there was +one thing of all things that Gerty knew it was that the man who lifts +his hand to a woman save in the way of kindness, deserves to be branded +as the lowest of the low. + +And still the voices sang in supplication to the Virgin most powerful, +Virgin most merciful. And Gerty, rapt in thought, scarce saw or heard +her companions or the twins at their boyish gambols or the gentleman +off Sandymount green that Cissy Caffrey called the man that was so like +himself passing along the strand taking a short walk. You never saw him +any way screwed but still and for all that she would not like him for a +father because he was too old or something or on account of his face +(it was a palpable case of Doctor Fell) or his carbuncly nose with the +pimples on it and his sandy moustache a bit white under his nose. Poor +father! With all his faults she loved him still when he sang _Tell me, +Mary, how to woo thee_ or _My love and cottage near Rochelle_ and they +had stewed cockles and lettuce with Lazenby's salad dressing for +supper and when he sang _The moon hath raised_ with Mr Dignam that +died suddenly and was buried, God have mercy on him, from a stroke. Her +mother's birthday that was and Charley was home on his holidays and Tom +and Mr Dignam and Mrs and Patsy and Freddy Dignam and they were to have +had a group taken. No-one would have thought the end was so near. Now he +was laid to rest. And her mother said to him to let that be a warning to +him for the rest of his days and he couldn't even go to the funeral on +account of the gout and she had to go into town to bring him the +letters and samples from his office about Catesby's cork lino, artistic, +standard designs, fit for a palace, gives tiptop wear and always bright +and cheery in the home. + +A sterling good daughter was Gerty just like a second mother in the +house, a ministering angel too with a little heart worth its weight in +gold. And when her mother had those raging splitting headaches who was +it rubbed the menthol cone on her forehead but Gerty though she didn't +like her mother's taking pinches of snuff and that was the only single +thing they ever had words about, taking snuff. Everyone thought the +world of her for her gentle ways. It was Gerty who turned off the gas at +the main every night and it was Gerty who tacked up on the wall of that +place where she never forgot every fortnight the chlorate of lime Mr +Tunney the grocer's christmas almanac, the picture of halcyon days +where a young gentleman in the costume they used to wear then with a +threecornered hat was offering a bunch of flowers to his ladylove with +oldtime chivalry through her lattice window. You could see there was a +story behind it. The colours were done something lovely. She was in +a soft clinging white in a studied attitude and the gentleman was in +chocolate and he looked a thorough aristocrat. She often looked at them +dreamily when she went there for a certain purpose and felt her own +arms that were white and soft just like hers with the sleeves back +and thought about those times because she had found out in Walker's +pronouncing dictionary that belonged to grandpapa Giltrap about the +halcyon days what they meant. + +The twins were now playing in the most approved brotherly fashion +till at last Master Jacky who was really as bold as brass there was +no getting behind that deliberately kicked the ball as hard as ever he +could down towards the seaweedy rocks. Needless to say poor Tommy was +not slow to voice his dismay but luckily the gentleman in black who was +sitting there by himself came gallantly to the rescue and intercepted +the ball. Our two champions claimed their plaything with lusty cries and +to avoid trouble Cissy Caffrey called to the gentleman to throw it to +her please. The gentleman aimed the ball once or twice and then threw +it up the strand towards Cissy Caffrey but it rolled down the slope and +stopped right under Gerty's skirt near the little pool by the rock. The +twins clamoured again for it and Cissy told her to kick it away and +let them fight for it so Gerty drew back her foot but she wished their +stupid ball hadn't come rolling down to her and she gave a kick but she +missed and Edy and Cissy laughed. + +--If you fail try again, Edy Boardman said. + +Gerty smiled assent and bit her lip. A delicate pink crept into her +pretty cheek but she was determined to let them see so she just lifted +her skirt a little but just enough and took good aim and gave the ball a +jolly good kick and it went ever so far and the two twins after it down +towards the shingle. Pure jealousy of course it was nothing else to draw +attention on account of the gentleman opposite looking. She felt the +warm flush, a danger signal always with Gerty MacDowell, surging and +flaming into her cheeks. Till then they had only exchanged glances of +the most casual but now under the brim of her new hat she ventured a +look at him and the face that met her gaze there in the twilight, wan +and strangely drawn, seemed to her the saddest she had ever seen. + +Through the open window of the church the fragrant incense was wafted +and with it the fragrant names of her who was conceived without stain of +original sin, spiritual vessel, pray for us, honourable vessel, pray +for us, vessel of singular devotion, pray for us, mystical rose. And +careworn hearts were there and toilers for their daily bread and many +who had erred and wandered, their eyes wet with contrition but for all +that bright with hope for the reverend father Father Hughes had told +them what the great saint Bernard said in his famous prayer of Mary, the +most pious Virgin's intercessory power that it was not recorded in any +age that those who implored her powerful protection were ever abandoned +by her. + +The twins were now playing again right merrily for the troubles of +childhood are but as fleeting summer showers. Cissy Caffrey played with +baby Boardman till he crowed with glee, clapping baby hands in air. Peep +she cried behind the hood of the pushcar and Edy asked where was Cissy +gone and then Cissy popped up her head and cried ah! and, my word, +didn't the little chap enjoy that! And then she told him to say papa. + +--Say papa, baby. Say pa pa pa pa pa pa pa. + +And baby did his level best to say it for he was very intelligent for +eleven months everyone said and big for his age and the picture of +health, a perfect little bunch of love, and he would certainly turn out +to be something great, they said. + +--Haja ja ja haja. + +Cissy wiped his little mouth with the dribbling bib and wanted him to +sit up properly and say pa pa pa but when she undid the strap she cried +out, holy saint Denis, that he was possing wet and to double the half +blanket the other way under him. Of course his infant majesty was most +obstreperous at such toilet formalities and he let everyone know it: + +--Habaa baaaahabaaa baaaa. + +And two great big lovely big tears coursing down his cheeks. It was all +no use soothering him with no, nono, baby, no and telling him about the +geegee and where was the puffpuff but Ciss, always readywitted, gave +him in his mouth the teat of the suckingbottle and the young heathen was +quickly appeased. + +Gerty wished to goodness they would take their squalling baby home out +of that and not get on her nerves, no hour to be out, and the little +brats of twins. She gazed out towards the distant sea. It was like the +paintings that man used to do on the pavement with all the coloured +chalks and such a pity too leaving them there to be all blotted out, the +evening and the clouds coming out and the Bailey light on Howth and to +hear the music like that and the perfume of those incense they burned +in the church like a kind of waft. And while she gazed her heart went +pitapat. Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in his +look. His eyes burned into her as though they would search her through +and through, read her very soul. Wonderful eyes they were, superbly +expressive, but could you trust them? People were so queer. She could +see at once by his dark eyes and his pale intellectual face that he +was a foreigner, the image of the photo she had of Martin Harvey, the +matinee idol, only for the moustache which she preferred because she +wasn't stagestruck like Winny Rippingham that wanted they two to always +dress the same on account of a play but she could not see whether he had +an aquiline nose or a slightly _retroussé_ from where he was sitting. +He was in deep mourning, she could see that, and the story of a haunting +sorrow was written on his face. She would have given worlds to know what +it was. He was looking up so intently, so still, and he saw her kick the +ball and perhaps he could see the bright steel buckles of her shoes if +she swung them like that thoughtfully with the toes down. She was glad +that something told her to put on the transparent stockings thinking +Reggy Wylie might be out but that was far away. Here was that of which +she had so often dreamed. It was he who mattered and there was joy on +her face because she wanted him because she felt instinctively that he +was like no-one else. The very heart of the girlwoman went out to him, +her dreamhusband, because she knew on the instant it was him. If he had +suffered, more sinned against than sinning, or even, even, if he had +been himself a sinner, a wicked man, she cared not. Even if he was a +protestant or methodist she could convert him easily if he truly loved +her. There were wounds that wanted healing with heartbalm. She was a +womanly woman not like other flighty girls unfeminine he had known, +those cyclists showing off what they hadn't got and she just yearned to +know all, to forgive all if she could make him fall in love with her, +make him forget the memory of the past. Then mayhap he would embrace her +gently, like a real man, crushing her soft body to him, and love her, +his ownest girlie, for herself alone. + +Refuge of sinners. Comfortress of the afflicted. _Ora pro nobis_. Well +has it been said that whosoever prays to her with faith and constancy +can never be lost or cast away: and fitly is she too a haven of refuge +for the afflicted because of the seven dolours which transpierced +her own heart. Gerty could picture the whole scene in the church, the +stained glass windows lighted up, the candles, the flowers and the blue +banners of the blessed Virgin's sodality and Father Conroy was helping +Canon O'Hanlon at the altar, carrying things in and out with his eyes +cast down. He looked almost a saint and his confessionbox was so quiet +and clean and dark and his hands were just like white wax and if ever +she became a Dominican nun in their white habit perhaps he might come to +the convent for the novena of Saint Dominic. He told her that time when +she told him about that in confession, crimsoning up to the roots of her +hair for fear he could see, not to be troubled because that was only the +voice of nature and we were all subject to nature's laws, he said, in +this life and that that was no sin because that came from the nature of +woman instituted by God, he said, and that Our Blessed Lady herself said +to the archangel Gabriel be it done unto me according to Thy Word. He +was so kind and holy and often and often she thought and thought could +she work a ruched teacosy with embroidered floral design for him as a +present or a clock but they had a clock she noticed on the mantelpiece +white and gold with a canarybird that came out of a little house to tell +the time the day she went there about the flowers for the forty hours' +adoration because it was hard to know what sort of a present to give or +perhaps an album of illuminated views of Dublin or some place. + +The exasperating little brats of twins began to quarrel again and Jacky +threw the ball out towards the sea and they both ran after it. Little +monkeys common as ditchwater. Someone ought to take them and give them +a good hiding for themselves to keep them in their places, the both of +them. And Cissy and Edy shouted after them to come back because they +were afraid the tide might come in on them and be drowned. + +--Jacky! Tommy! + +Not they! What a great notion they had! So Cissy said it was the very +last time she'd ever bring them out. She jumped up and called them and +she ran down the slope past him, tossing her hair behind her which had +a good enough colour if there had been more of it but with all the +thingamerry she was always rubbing into it she couldn't get it to grow +long because it wasn't natural so she could just go and throw her hat at +it. She ran with long gandery strides it was a wonder she didn't rip up +her skirt at the side that was too tight on her because there was a lot +of the tomboy about Cissy Caffrey and she was a forward piece whenever +she thought she had a good opportunity to show and just because she was +a good runner she ran like that so that he could see all the end of her +petticoat running and her skinny shanks up as far as possible. It +would have served her just right if she had tripped up over something +accidentally on purpose with her high crooked French heels on her to +make her look tall and got a fine tumble. _Tableau!_ That would have +been a very charming expose for a gentleman like that to witness. + +Queen of angels, queen of patriarchs, queen of prophets, of all saints, +they prayed, queen of the most holy rosary and then Father Conroy handed +the thurible to Canon O'Hanlon and he put in the incense and censed the +Blessed Sacrament and Cissy Caffrey caught the two twins and she was +itching to give them a ringing good clip on the ear but she didn't +because she thought he might be watching but she never made a bigger +mistake in all her life because Gerty could see without looking that +he never took his eyes off of her and then Canon O'Hanlon handed the +thurible back to Father Conroy and knelt down looking up at the Blessed +Sacrament and the choir began to sing the _Tantum ergo_ and she just +swung her foot in and out in time as the music rose and fell to +the _Tantumer gosa cramen tum_. Three and eleven she paid for those +stockings in Sparrow's of George's street on the Tuesday, no the Monday +before Easter and there wasn't a brack on them and that was what he +was looking at, transparent, and not at her insignificant ones that had +neither shape nor form (the cheek of her!) because he had eyes in his +head to see the difference for himself. + +Cissy came up along the strand with the two twins and their ball with +her hat anyhow on her to one side after her run and she did look a +streel tugging the two kids along with the flimsy blouse she bought only +a fortnight before like a rag on her back and a bit of her petticoat +hanging like a caricature. Gerty just took off her hat for a moment to +settle her hair and a prettier, a daintier head of nutbrown tresses was +never seen on a girl's shoulders--a radiant little vision, in sooth, +almost maddening in its sweetness. You would have to travel many a long +mile before you found a head of hair the like of that. She could almost +see the swift answering flash of admiration in his eyes that set her +tingling in every nerve. She put on her hat so that she could see from +underneath the brim and swung her buckled shoe faster for her breath +caught as she caught the expression in his eyes. He was eying her as a +snake eyes its prey. Her woman's instinct told her that she had raised +the devil in him and at the thought a burning scarlet swept from throat +to brow till the lovely colour of her face became a glorious rose. + +Edy Boardman was noticing it too because she was squinting at Gerty, +half smiling, with her specs like an old maid, pretending to nurse the +baby. Irritable little gnat she was and always would be and that was why +no-one could get on with her poking her nose into what was no concern of +hers. And she said to Gerty: + +--A penny for your thoughts. + +--What? replied Gerty with a smile reinforced by the whitest of teeth. I +was only wondering was it late. + +Because she wished to goodness they'd take the snottynosed twins and +their babby home to the mischief out of that so that was why she just +gave a gentle hint about its being late. And when Cissy came up Edy +asked her the time and Miss Cissy, as glib as you like, said it was half +past kissing time, time to kiss again. But Edy wanted to know because +they were told to be in early. + +--Wait, said Cissy, I'll run ask my uncle Peter over there what's the +time by his conundrum. + +So over she went and when he saw her coming she could see him take his +hand out of his pocket, getting nervous, and beginning to play with his +watchchain, looking up at the church. Passionate nature though he was +Gerty could see that he had enormous control over himself. One moment he +had been there, fascinated by a loveliness that made him gaze, and the +next moment it was the quiet gravefaced gentleman, selfcontrol expressed +in every line of his distinguishedlooking figure. + +Cissy said to excuse her would he mind please telling her what was the +right time and Gerty could see him taking out his watch, listening to it +and looking up and clearing his throat and he said he was very sorry his +watch was stopped but he thought it must be after eight because the +sun was set. His voice had a cultured ring in it and though he spoke in +measured accents there was a suspicion of a quiver in the mellow tones. +Cissy said thanks and came back with her tongue out and said uncle said +his waterworks were out of order. + +Then they sang the second verse of the _Tantum ergo_ and Canon O'Hanlon +got up again and censed the Blessed Sacrament and knelt down and he told +Father Conroy that one of the candles was just going to set fire to the +flowers and Father Conroy got up and settled it all right and she could +see the gentleman winding his watch and listening to the works and she +swung her leg more in and out in time. It was getting darker but he +could see and he was looking all the time that he was winding the watch +or whatever he was doing to it and then he put it back and put his hands +back into his pockets. She felt a kind of a sensation rushing all over +her and she knew by the feel of her scalp and that irritation against +her stays that that thing must be coming on because the last time too +was when she clipped her hair on account of the moon. His dark eyes +fixed themselves on her again drinking in her every contour, literally +worshipping at her shrine. If ever there was undisguised admiration in a +man's passionate gaze it was there plain to be seen on that man's face. +It is for you, Gertrude MacDowell, and you know it. + +Edy began to get ready to go and it was high time for her and Gerty +noticed that that little hint she gave had had the desired effect +because it was a long way along the strand to where there was the place +to push up the pushcar and Cissy took off the twins' caps and tidied +their hair to make herself attractive of course and Canon O'Hanlon stood +up with his cope poking up at his neck and Father Conroy handed him the +card to read off and he read out _Panem de coelo praestitisti eis_ and +Edy and Cissy were talking about the time all the time and asking her +but Gerty could pay them back in their own coin and she just answered +with scathing politeness when Edy asked her was she heartbroken about +her best boy throwing her over. Gerty winced sharply. A brief cold blaze +shone from her eyes that spoke volumes of scorn immeasurable. It hurt--O +yes, it cut deep because Edy had her own quiet way of saying things +like that she knew would wound like the confounded little cat she was. +Gerty's lips parted swiftly to frame the word but she fought back +the sob that rose to her throat, so slim, so flawless, so beautifully +moulded it seemed one an artist might have dreamed of. She had loved him +better than he knew. Lighthearted deceiver and fickle like all his sex +he would never understand what he had meant to her and for an instant +there was in the blue eyes a quick stinging of tears. Their eyes were +probing her mercilessly but with a brave effort she sparkled back in +sympathy as she glanced at her new conquest for them to see. + +--O, responded Gerty, quick as lightning, laughing, and the proud head +flashed up. I can throw my cap at who I like because it's leap year. + +Her words rang out crystalclear, more musical than the cooing of the +ringdove, but they cut the silence icily. There was that in her young +voice that told that she was not a one to be lightly trifled with. As +for Mr Reggy with his swank and his bit of money she could just chuck +him aside as if he was so much filth and never again would she cast as +much as a second thought on him and tear his silly postcard into a dozen +pieces. And if ever after he dared to presume she could give him one +look of measured scorn that would make him shrivel up on the spot. Miss +puny little Edy's countenance fell to no slight extent and Gerty could +see by her looking as black as thunder that she was simply in a towering +rage though she hid it, the little kinnatt, because that shaft had +struck home for her petty jealousy and they both knew that she was +something aloof, apart, in another sphere, that she was not of them and +never would be and there was somebody else too that knew it and saw it +so they could put that in their pipe and smoke it. + +Edy straightened up baby Boardman to get ready to go and Cissy tucked in +the ball and the spades and buckets and it was high time too because the +sandman was on his way for Master Boardman junior. And Cissy told him +too that billy winks was coming and that baby was to go deedaw and baby +looked just too ducky, laughing up out of his gleeful eyes, and Cissy +poked him like that out of fun in his wee fat tummy and baby, without as +much as by your leave, sent up his compliments to all and sundry on to +his brandnew dribbling bib. + +--O my! Puddeny pie! protested Ciss. He has his bib destroyed. + +The slight _contretemps_ claimed her attention but in two twos she set +that little matter to rights. + +Gerty stifled a smothered exclamation and gave a nervous cough and Edy +asked what and she was just going to tell her to catch it while it was +flying but she was ever ladylike in her deportment so she simply passed +it off with consummate tact by saying that that was the benediction +because just then the bell rang out from the steeple over the quiet +seashore because Canon O'Hanlon was up on the altar with the veil that +Father Conroy put round his shoulders giving the benediction with the +Blessed Sacrament in his hands. + +How moving the scene there in the gathering twilight, the last glimpse +of Erin, the touching chime of those evening bells and at the same +time a bat flew forth from the ivied belfry through the dusk, hither, +thither, with a tiny lost cry. And she could see far away the lights of +the lighthouses so picturesque she would have loved to do with a box of +paints because it was easier than to make a man and soon the lamplighter +would be going his rounds past the presbyterian church grounds and along +by shady Tritonville avenue where the couples walked and lighting the +lamp near her window where Reggy Wylie used to turn his freewheel like +she read in that book _The Lamplighter_ by Miss Cummins, author of +_Mabel Vaughan_ and other tales. For Gerty had her dreams that no-one +knew of. She loved to read poetry and when she got a keepsake from +Bertha Supple of that lovely confession album with the coralpink cover +to write her thoughts in she laid it in the drawer of her toilettable +which, though it did not err on the side of luxury, was scrupulously +neat and clean. It was there she kept her girlish treasure trove, the +tortoiseshell combs, her child of Mary badge, the whiterose scent, the +eyebrowleine, her alabaster pouncetbox and the ribbons to change +when her things came home from the wash and there were some beautiful +thoughts written in it in violet ink that she bought in Hely's of Dame +Street for she felt that she too could write poetry if she could only +express herself like that poem that appealed to her so deeply that +she had copied out of the newspaper she found one evening round the +potherbs. _Art thou real, my ideal?_ it was called by Louis J Walsh, +Magherafelt, and after there was something about _twilight, wilt thou +ever?_ and ofttimes the beauty of poetry, so sad in its transient +loveliness, had misted her eyes with silent tears for she felt that +the years were slipping by for her, one by one, and but for that one +shortcoming she knew she need fear no competition and that was an +accident coming down Dalkey hill and she always tried to conceal it. +But it must end, she felt. If she saw that magic lure in his eyes there +would be no holding back for her. Love laughs at locksmiths. She +would make the great sacrifice. Her every effort would be to share his +thoughts. Dearer than the whole world would she be to him and gild his +days with happiness. There was the allimportant question and she was +dying to know was he a married man or a widower who had lost his wife +or some tragedy like the nobleman with the foreign name from the land +of song had to have her put into a madhouse, cruel only to be kind. +But even if--what then? Would it make a very great difference? From +everything in the least indelicate her finebred nature instinctively +recoiled. She loathed that sort of person, the fallen women off the +accommodation walk beside the Dodder that went with the soldiers and +coarse men with no respect for a girl's honour, degrading the sex and +being taken up to the police station. No, no: not that. They would be +just good friends like a big brother and sister without all that other +in spite of the conventions of Society with a big ess. Perhaps it was +an old flame he was in mourning for from the days beyond recall. She +thought she understood. She would try to understand him because men were +so different. The old love was waiting, waiting with little white +hands stretched out, with blue appealing eyes. Heart of mine! She would +follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her heart that told her he +was her all in all, the only man in all the world for her for love was +the master guide. Nothing else mattered. Come what might she would be +wild, untrammelled, free. + +Canon O'Hanlon put the Blessed Sacrament back into the tabernacle and +genuflected and the choir sang _Laudate Dominum omnes gentes_ and then +he locked the tabernacle door because the benediction was over and +Father Conroy handed him his hat to put on and crosscat Edy asked wasn't +she coming but Jacky Caffrey called out: + +--O, look, Cissy! + +And they all looked was it sheet lightning but Tommy saw it too over the +trees beside the church, blue and then green and purple. + +--It's fireworks, Cissy Caffrey said. + +And they all ran down the strand to see over the houses and the church, +helterskelter, Edy with the pushcar with baby Boardman in it and Cissy +holding Tommy and Jacky by the hand so they wouldn't fall running. + +--Come on, Gerty, Cissy called. It's the bazaar fireworks. + +But Gerty was adamant. She had no intention of being at their beck and +call. If they could run like rossies she could sit so she said she could +see from where she was. The eyes that were fastened upon her set her +pulses tingling. She looked at him a moment, meeting his glance, and +a light broke in upon her. Whitehot passion was in that face, passion +silent as the grave, and it had made her his. At last they were left +alone without the others to pry and pass remarks and she knew he could +be trusted to the death, steadfast, a sterling man, a man of inflexible +honour to his fingertips. His hands and face were working and a tremour +went over her. She leaned back far to look up where the fireworks were +and she caught her knee in her hands so as not to fall back looking up +and there was no-one to see only him and her when she revealed all her +graceful beautifully shaped legs like that, supply soft and delicately +rounded, and she seemed to hear the panting of his heart, his hoarse +breathing, because she knew too about the passion of men like that, +hotblooded, because Bertha Supple told her once in dead secret and made +her swear she'd never about the gentleman lodger that was staying with +them out of the Congested Districts Board that had pictures cut out of +papers of those skirtdancers and highkickers and she said he used to do +something not very nice that you could imagine sometimes in the bed. But +this was altogether different from a thing like that because there was +all the difference because she could almost feel him draw her face to +his and the first quick hot touch of his handsome lips. Besides there +was absolution so long as you didn't do the other thing before being +married and there ought to be women priests that would understand +without your telling out and Cissy Caffrey too sometimes had that dreamy +kind of dreamy look in her eyes so that she too, my dear, and Winny +Rippingham so mad about actors' photographs and besides it was on +account of that other thing coming on the way it did. + +And Jacky Caffrey shouted to look, there was another and she leaned back +and the garters were blue to match on account of the transparent and +they all saw it and they all shouted to look, look, there it was and +she leaned back ever so far to see the fireworks and something queer was +flying through the air, a soft thing, to and fro, dark. And she saw a +long Roman candle going up over the trees, up, up, and, in the tense +hush, they were all breathless with excitement as it went higher and +higher and she had to lean back more and more to look up after it, high, +high, almost out of sight, and her face was suffused with a divine, an +entrancing blush from straining back and he could see her other things +too, nainsook knickers, the fabric that caresses the skin, better than +those other pettiwidth, the green, four and eleven, on account of being +white and she let him and she saw that he saw and then it went so high +it went out of sight a moment and she was trembling in every limb from +being bent so far back that he had a full view high up above her knee +where no-one ever not even on the swing or wading and she wasn't ashamed +and he wasn't either to look in that immodest way like that because he +couldn't resist the sight of the wondrous revealment half offered like +those skirtdancers behaving so immodest before gentlemen looking and he +kept on looking, looking. She would fain have cried to him chokingly, +held out her snowy slender arms to him to come, to feel his lips laid on +her white brow, the cry of a young girl's love, a little strangled cry, +wrung from her, that cry that has rung through the ages. And then a +rocket sprang and bang shot blind blank and O! then the Roman candle +burst and it was like a sigh of O! and everyone cried O! O! in raptures +and it gushed out of it a stream of rain gold hair threads and they +shed and ah! they were all greeny dewy stars falling with golden, O so +lovely, O, soft, sweet, soft! + +Then all melted away dewily in the grey air: all was silent. Ah! She +glanced at him as she bent forward quickly, a pathetic little glance of +piteous protest, of shy reproach under which he coloured like a girl He +was leaning back against the rock behind. Leopold Bloom (for it is he) +stands silent, with bowed head before those young guileless eyes. What a +brute he had been! At it again? A fair unsullied soul had called to him +and, wretch that he was, how had he answered? An utter cad he had been! +He of all men! But there was an infinite store of mercy in those eyes, +for him too a word of pardon even though he had erred and sinned and +wandered. Should a girl tell? No, a thousand times no. That was their +secret, only theirs, alone in the hiding twilight and there was none to +know or tell save the little bat that flew so softly through the evening +to and fro and little bats don't tell. + +Cissy Caffrey whistled, imitating the boys in the football field to show +what a great person she was: and then she cried: + +--Gerty! Gerty! We're going. Come on. We can see from farther up. + +Gerty had an idea, one of love's little ruses. She slipped a hand into +her kerchief pocket and took out the wadding and waved in reply of +course without letting him and then slipped it back. Wonder if he's too +far to. She rose. Was it goodbye? No. She had to go but they would meet +again, there, and she would dream of that till then, tomorrow, of her +dream of yester eve. She drew herself up to her full height. Their souls +met in a last lingering glance and the eyes that reached her heart, full +of a strange shining, hung enraptured on her sweet flowerlike face. She +half smiled at him wanly, a sweet forgiving smile, a smile that verged +on tears, and then they parted. + +Slowly, without looking back she went down the uneven strand to Cissy, +to Edy to Jacky and Tommy Caffrey, to little baby Boardman. It was +darker now and there were stones and bits of wood on the strand and +slippy seaweed. She walked with a certain quiet dignity characteristic +of her but with care and very slowly because--because Gerty MacDowell +was... + +Tight boots? No. She's lame! O! + +Mr Bloom watched her as she limped away. Poor girl! That's why she's +left on the shelf and the others did a sprint. Thought something was +wrong by the cut of her jib. Jilted beauty. A defect is ten times worse +in a woman. But makes them polite. Glad I didn't know it when she was on +show. Hot little devil all the same. I wouldn't mind. Curiosity like a +nun or a negress or a girl with glasses. That squinty one is delicate. +Near her monthlies, I expect, makes them feel ticklish. I have such +a bad headache today. Where did I put the letter? Yes, all right. All +kinds of crazy longings. Licking pennies. Girl in Tranquilla convent +that nun told me liked to smell rock oil. Virgins go mad in the end I +suppose. Sister? How many women in Dublin have it today? Martha, she. +Something in the air. That's the moon. But then why don't all women +menstruate at the same time with the same moon, I mean? Depends on the +time they were born I suppose. Or all start scratch then get out of +step. Sometimes Molly and Milly together. Anyhow I got the best of that. +Damned glad I didn't do it in the bath this morning over her silly I +will punish you letter. Made up for that tramdriver this morning. That +gouger M'Coy stopping me to say nothing. And his wife engagement in the +country valise, voice like a pickaxe. Thankful for small mercies. +Cheap too. Yours for the asking. Because they want it themselves. Their +natural craving. Shoals of them every evening poured out of offices. +Reserve better. Don't want it they throw it at you. Catch em alive, O. +Pity they can't see themselves. A dream of wellfilled hose. Where was +that? Ah, yes. Mutoscope pictures in Capel street: for men only. Peeping +Tom. Willy's hat and what the girls did with it. Do they snapshot those +girls or is it all a fake? _Lingerie_ does it. Felt for the curves +inside her _deshabillé._ Excites them also when they're. I'm all clean +come and dirty me. And they like dressing one another for the sacrifice. +Milly delighted with Molly's new blouse. At first. Put them all on to +take them all off. Molly. Why I bought her the violet garters. Us too: +the tie he wore, his lovely socks and turnedup trousers. He wore a pair +of gaiters the night that first we met. His lovely shirt was shining +beneath his what? of jet. Say a woman loses a charm with every pin she +takes out. Pinned together. O, Mairy lost the pin of her. Dressed up to +the nines for somebody. Fashion part of their charm. Just changes when +you're on the track of the secret. Except the east: Mary, Martha: now as +then. No reasonable offer refused. She wasn't in a hurry either. Always +off to a fellow when they are. They never forget an appointment. Out on +spec probably. They believe in chance because like themselves. And the +others inclined to give her an odd dig. Girl friends at school, arms +round each other's necks or with ten fingers locked, kissing and +whispering secrets about nothing in the convent garden. Nuns with +whitewashed faces, cool coifs and their rosaries going up and down, +vindictive too for what they can't get. Barbed wire. Be sure now and +write to me. And I'll write to you. Now won't you? Molly and Josie +Powell. Till Mr Right comes along, then meet once in a blue moon. +_Tableau!_ O, look who it is for the love of God! How are you at all? +What have you been doing with yourself? Kiss and delighted to, kiss, +to see you. Picking holes in each other's appearance. You're looking +splendid. Sister souls. Showing their teeth at one another. How many +have you left? Wouldn't lend each other a pinch of salt. + +Ah! + +Devils they are when that's coming on them. Dark devilish appearance. +Molly often told me feel things a ton weight. Scratch the sole of my +foot. O that way! O, that's exquisite! Feel it myself too. Good to rest +once in a way. Wonder if it's bad to go with them then. Safe in one way. +Turns milk, makes fiddlestrings snap. Something about withering plants I +read in a garden. Besides they say if the flower withers she wears she's +a flirt. All are. Daresay she felt 1. When you feel like that you often +meet what you feel. Liked me or what? Dress they look at. Always know a +fellow courting: collars and cuffs. Well cocks and lions do the same +and stags. Same time might prefer a tie undone or something. Trousers? +Suppose I when I was? No. Gently does it. Dislike rough and tumble. Kiss +in the dark and never tell. Saw something in me. Wonder what. Sooner +have me as I am than some poet chap with bearsgrease plastery hair, +lovelock over his dexter optic. To aid gentleman in literary. Ought to +attend to my appearance my age. Didn't let her see me in profile. Still, +you never know. Pretty girls and ugly men marrying. Beauty and the +beast. Besides I can't be so if Molly. Took off her hat to show her +hair. Wide brim. Bought to hide her face, meeting someone might know +her, bend down or carry a bunch of flowers to smell. Hair strong in rut. +Ten bob I got for Molly's combings when we were on the rocks in Holles +street. Why not? Suppose he gave her money. Why not? All a prejudice. +She's worth ten, fifteen, more, a pound. What? I think so. All that for +nothing. Bold hand: Mrs Marion. Did I forget to write address on +that letter like the postcard I sent to Flynn? And the day I went to +Drimmie's without a necktie. Wrangle with Molly it was put me off. No, +I remember. Richie Goulding: he's another. Weighs on his mind. Funny +my watch stopped at half past four. Dust. Shark liver oil they use to +clean. Could do it myself. Save. Was that just when he, she? + +O, he did. Into her. She did. Done. + +Ah! + +Mr Bloom with careful hand recomposed his wet shirt. O Lord, that little +limping devil. Begins to feel cold and clammy. Aftereffect not pleasant. +Still you have to get rid of it someway. They don't care. Complimented +perhaps. Go home to nicey bread and milky and say night prayers with the +kiddies. Well, aren't they? See her as she is spoil all. Must have +the stage setting, the rouge, costume, position, music. The name too. +_Amours_ of actresses. Nell Gwynn, Mrs Bracegirdle, Maud Branscombe. +Curtain up. Moonlight silver effulgence. Maiden discovered with pensive +bosom. Little sweetheart come and kiss me. Still, I feel. The strength +it gives a man. That's the secret of it. Good job I let off there behind +the wall coming out of Dignam's. Cider that was. Otherwise I couldn't +have. Makes you want to sing after. _Lacaus esant taratara_. Suppose I +spoke to her. What about? Bad plan however if you don't know how to end +the conversation. Ask them a question they ask you another. Good idea if +you're stuck. Gain time. But then you're in a cart. Wonderful of course +if you say: good evening, and you see she's on for it: good evening. O +but the dark evening in the Appian way I nearly spoke to Mrs Clinch O +thinking she was. Whew! Girl in Meath street that night. All the dirty +things I made her say. All wrong of course. My arks she called it. It's +so hard to find one who. Aho! If you don't answer when they solicit must +be horrible for them till they harden. And kissed my hand when I gave +her the extra two shillings. Parrots. Press the button and the bird will +squeak. Wish she hadn't called me sir. O, her mouth in the dark! And you +a married man with a single girl! That's what they enjoy. Taking a man +from another woman. Or even hear of it. Different with me. Glad to get +away from other chap's wife. Eating off his cold plate. Chap in the +Burton today spitting back gumchewed gristle. French letter still in +my pocketbook. Cause of half the trouble. But might happen sometime, +I don't think. Come in, all is prepared. I dreamt. What? Worst is +beginning. How they change the venue when it's not what they like. Ask +you do you like mushrooms because she once knew a gentleman who. Or ask +you what someone was going to say when he changed his mind and stopped. +Yet if I went the whole hog, say: I want to, something like that. +Because I did. She too. Offend her. Then make it up. Pretend to want +something awfully, then cry off for her sake. Flatters them. She must +have been thinking of someone else all the time. What harm? Must since +she came to the use of reason, he, he and he. First kiss does the trick. +The propitious moment. Something inside them goes pop. Mushy like, tell +by their eye, on the sly. First thoughts are best. Remember that till +their dying day. Molly, lieutenant Mulvey that kissed her under the +Moorish wall beside the gardens. Fifteen she told me. But her breasts +were developed. Fell asleep then. After Glencree dinner that was when we +drove home. Featherbed mountain. Gnashing her teeth in sleep. Lord mayor +had his eye on her too. Val Dillon. Apoplectic. + +There she is with them down there for the fireworks. My fireworks. Up +like a rocket, down like a stick. And the children, twins they must +be, waiting for something to happen. Want to be grownups. Dressing in +mother's clothes. Time enough, understand all the ways of the world. And +the dark one with the mop head and the nigger mouth. I knew she could +whistle. Mouth made for that. Like Molly. Why that highclass whore in +Jammet's wore her veil only to her nose. Would you mind, please, telling +me the right time? I'll tell you the right time up a dark lane. +Say prunes and prisms forty times every morning, cure for fat lips. +Caressing the little boy too. Onlookers see most of the game. Of course +they understand birds, animals, babies. In their line. + +Didn't look back when she was going down the strand. Wouldn't give that +satisfaction. Those girls, those girls, those lovely seaside girls. Fine +eyes she had, clear. It's the white of the eye brings that out not so +much the pupil. Did she know what I? Course. Like a cat sitting beyond +a dog's jump. Women never meet one like that Wilkins in the high school +drawing a picture of Venus with all his belongings on show. Call that +innocence? Poor idiot! His wife has her work cut out for her. Never see +them sit on a bench marked _Wet Paint_. Eyes all over them. Look under +the bed for what's not there. Longing to get the fright of their lives. +Sharp as needles they are. When I said to Molly the man at the corner of +Cuffe street was goodlooking, thought she might like, twigged at once he +had a false arm. Had, too. Where do they get that? Typist going up Roger +Greene's stairs two at a time to show her understandings. Handed down +from father to, mother to daughter, I mean. Bred in the bone. Milly for +example drying her handkerchief on the mirror to save the ironing. Best +place for an ad to catch a woman's eye on a mirror. And when I sent +her for Molly's Paisley shawl to Prescott's by the way that ad I must, +carrying home the change in her stocking! Clever little minx. I never +told her. Neat way she carries parcels too. Attract men, small thing +like that. Holding up her hand, shaking it, to let the blood flow back +when it was red. Who did you learn that from? Nobody. Something the +nurse taught me. O, don't they know! Three years old she was in front of +Molly's dressingtable, just before we left Lombard street west. Me have +a nice pace. Mullingar. Who knows? Ways of the world. Young student. +Straight on her pins anyway not like the other. Still she was game. +Lord, I am wet. Devil you are. Swell of her calf. Transparent stockings, +stretched to breaking point. Not like that frump today. A. E. Rumpled +stockings. Or the one in Grafton street. White. Wow! Beef to the heel. + +A monkey puzzle rocket burst, spluttering in darting crackles. Zrads and +zrads, zrads, zrads. And Cissy and Tommy and Jacky ran out to see and +Edy after with the pushcar and then Gerty beyond the curve of the rocks. +Will she? Watch! Watch! See! Looked round. She smelt an onion. Darling, +I saw, your. I saw all. + +Lord! + +Did me good all the same. Off colour after Kiernan's, Dignam's. For +this relief much thanks. In _Hamlet,_ that is. Lord! It was all things +combined. Excitement. When she leaned back, felt an ache at the butt +of my tongue. Your head it simply swirls. He's right. Might have made a +worse fool of myself however. Instead of talking about nothing. Then +I will tell you all. Still it was a kind of language between us. It +couldn't be? No, Gerty they called her. Might be false name however like +my name and the address Dolphin's barn a blind. + +_Her maiden name was Jemina Brown And she lived with her mother in +Irishtown._ + +Place made me think of that I suppose. All tarred with the same brush +Wiping pens in their stockings. But the ball rolled down to her as if +it understood. Every bullet has its billet. Course I never could throw +anything straight at school. Crooked as a ram's horn. Sad however +because it lasts only a few years till they settle down to potwalloping +and papa's pants will soon fit Willy and fuller's earth for the baby +when they hold him out to do ah ah. No soft job. Saves them. Keeps +them out of harm's way. Nature. Washing child, washing corpse. Dignam. +Children's hands always round them. Cocoanut skulls, monkeys, not even +closed at first, sour milk in their swaddles and tainted curds. Oughtn't +to have given that child an empty teat to suck. Fill it up with wind. +Mrs Beaufoy, Purefoy. Must call to the hospital. Wonder is nurse Callan +there still. She used to look over some nights when Molly was in the +Coffee Palace. That young doctor O'Hare I noticed her brushing his coat. +And Mrs Breen and Mrs Dignam once like that too, marriageable. Worst +of all at night Mrs Duggan told me in the City Arms. Husband rolling in +drunk, stink of pub off him like a polecat. Have that in your nose in +the dark, whiff of stale boose. Then ask in the morning: was I drunk +last night? Bad policy however to fault the husband. Chickens come home +to roost. They stick by one another like glue. Maybe the women's fault +also. That's where Molly can knock spots off them. It's the blood of the +south. Moorish. Also the form, the figure. Hands felt for the opulent. +Just compare for instance those others. Wife locked up at home, skeleton +in the cupboard. Allow me to introduce my. Then they trot you out some +kind of a nondescript, wouldn't know what to call her. Always see a +fellow's weak point in his wife. Still there's destiny in it, falling +in love. Have their own secrets between them. Chaps that would go to the +dogs if some woman didn't take them in hand. Then little chits of girls, +height of a shilling in coppers, with little hubbies. As God made them +he matched them. Sometimes children turn out well enough. Twice nought +makes one. Or old rich chap of seventy and blushing bride. Marry in May +and repent in December. This wet is very unpleasant. Stuck. Well the +foreskin is not back. Better detach. + +Ow! + +Other hand a sixfooter with a wifey up to his watchpocket. Long and +the short of it. Big he and little she. Very strange about my watch. +Wristwatches are always going wrong. Wonder is there any magnetic +influence between the person because that was about the time he. Yes, I +suppose, at once. Cat's away, the mice will play. I remember looking +in Pill lane. Also that now is magnetism. Back of everything magnetism. +Earth for instance pulling this and being pulled. That causes movement. +And time, well that's the time the movement takes. Then if one thing +stopped the whole ghesabo would stop bit by bit. Because it's all +arranged. Magnetic needle tells you what's going on in the sun, the +stars. Little piece of steel iron. When you hold out the fork. Come. +Come. Tip. Woman and man that is. Fork and steel. Molly, he. Dress up +and look and suggest and let you see and see more and defy you if you're +a man to see that and, like a sneeze coming, legs, look, look and if you +have any guts in you. Tip. Have to let fly. + +Wonder how is she feeling in that region. Shame all put on before third +person. More put out about a hole in her stocking. Molly, her underjaw +stuck out, head back, about the farmer in the ridingboots and spurs at +the horse show. And when the painters were in Lombard street west. +Fine voice that fellow had. How Giuglini began. Smell that I did. Like +flowers. It was too. Violets. Came from the turpentine probably in the +paint. Make their own use of everything. Same time doing it scraped her +slipper on the floor so they wouldn't hear. But lots of them can't kick +the beam, I think. Keep that thing up for hours. Kind of a general all +round over me and half down my back. + +Wait. Hm. Hm. Yes. That's her perfume. Why she waved her hand. I leave +you this to think of me when I'm far away on the pillow. What is it? +Heliotrope? No. Hyacinth? Hm. Roses, I think. She'd like scent of that +kind. Sweet and cheap: soon sour. Why Molly likes opoponax. Suits her, +with a little jessamine mixed. Her high notes and her low notes. At the +dance night she met him, dance of the hours. Heat brought it out. She +was wearing her black and it had the perfume of the time before. Good +conductor, is it? Or bad? Light too. Suppose there's some connection. +For instance if you go into a cellar where it's dark. Mysterious thing +too. Why did I smell it only now? Took its time in coming like herself, +slow but sure. Suppose it's ever so many millions of tiny grains +blown across. Yes, it is. Because those spice islands, Cinghalese this +morning, smell them leagues off. Tell you what it is. It's like a fine +fine veil or web they have all over the skin, fine like what do you +call it gossamer, and they're always spinning it out of them, fine as +anything, like rainbow colours without knowing it. Clings to everything +she takes off. Vamp of her stockings. Warm shoe. Stays. Drawers: little +kick, taking them off. Byby till next time. Also the cat likes to sniff +in her shift on the bed. Know her smell in a thousand. Bathwater too. +Reminds me of strawberries and cream. Wonder where it is really. There +or the armpits or under the neck. Because you get it out of all holes +and corners. Hyacinth perfume made of oil of ether or something. +Muskrat. Bag under their tails. One grain pour off odour for years. Dogs +at each other behind. Good evening. Evening. How do you sniff? Hm. Hm. +Very well, thank you. Animals go by that. Yes now, look at it that way. +We're the same. Some women, instance, warn you off when they have their +period. Come near. Then get a hogo you could hang your hat on. Like +what? Potted herrings gone stale or. Boof! Please keep off the grass. + +Perhaps they get a man smell off us. What though? Cigary gloves long +John had on his desk the other day. Breath? What you eat and drink gives +that. No. Mansmell, I mean. Must be connected with that because priests +that are supposed to be are different. Women buzz round it like flies +round treacle. Railed off the altar get on to it at any cost. The tree +of forbidden priest. O, father, will you? Let me be the first to. That +diffuses itself all through the body, permeates. Source of life. And +it's extremely curious the smell. Celery sauce. Let me. + +Mr Bloom inserted his nose. Hm. Into the. Hm. Opening of his waistcoat. +Almonds or. No. Lemons it is. Ah no, that's the soap. + +O by the by that lotion. I knew there was something on my mind. Never +went back and the soap not paid. Dislike carrying bottles like that hag +this morning. Hynes might have paid me that three shillings. I could +mention Meagher's just to remind him. Still if he works that paragraph. +Two and nine. Bad opinion of me he'll have. Call tomorrow. How much do +I owe you? Three and nine? Two and nine, sir. Ah. Might stop him giving +credit another time. Lose your customers that way. Pubs do. Fellows run +up a bill on the slate and then slinking around the back streets into +somewhere else. + +Here's this nobleman passed before. Blown in from the bay. Just went as +far as turn back. Always at home at dinnertime. Looks mangled out: had a +good tuck in. Enjoying nature now. Grace after meals. After supper walk +a mile. Sure he has a small bank balance somewhere, government sit. Walk +after him now make him awkward like those newsboys me today. Still you +learn something. See ourselves as others see us. So long as women don't +mock what matter? That's the way to find out. Ask yourself who is he +now. _The Mystery Man on the Beach_, prize titbit story by Mr Leopold +Bloom. Payment at the rate of one guinea per column. And that fellow +today at the graveside in the brown macintosh. Corns on his kismet +however. Healthy perhaps absorb all the. Whistle brings rain they say. +Must be some somewhere. Salt in the Ormond damp. The body feels the +atmosphere. Old Betty's joints are on the rack. Mother Shipton's +prophecy that is about ships around they fly in the twinkling. No. Signs +of rain it is. The royal reader. And distant hills seem coming nigh. + +Howth. Bailey light. Two, four, six, eight, nine. See. Has to change or +they might think it a house. Wreckers. Grace Darling. People afraid of +the dark. Also glowworms, cyclists: lightingup time. Jewels diamonds +flash better. Women. Light is a kind of reassuring. Not going to hurt +you. Better now of course than long ago. Country roads. Run you through +the small guts for nothing. Still two types there are you bob against. +Scowl or smile. Pardon! Not at all. Best time to spray plants too in +the shade after the sun. Some light still. Red rays are longest. Roygbiv +Vance taught us: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. A +star I see. Venus? Can't tell yet. Two. When three it's night. Were +those nightclouds there all the time? Looks like a phantom ship. No. +Wait. Trees are they? An optical illusion. Mirage. Land of the setting +sun this. Homerule sun setting in the southeast. My native land, +goodnight. + +Dew falling. Bad for you, dear, to sit on that stone. Brings on white +fluxions. Never have little baby then less he was big strong fight his +way up through. Might get piles myself. Sticks too like a summer cold, +sore on the mouth. Cut with grass or paper worst. Friction of the +position. Like to be that rock she sat on. O sweet little, you don't +know how nice you looked. I begin to like them at that age. Green +apples. Grab at all that offer. Suppose it's the only time we cross +legs, seated. Also the library today: those girl graduates. Happy chairs +under them. But it's the evening influence. They feel all that. Open +like flowers, know their hours, sunflowers, Jerusalem artichokes, in +ballrooms, chandeliers, avenues under the lamps. Nightstock in Mat +Dillon's garden where I kissed her shoulder. Wish I had a full length +oilpainting of her then. June that was too I wooed. The year returns. +History repeats itself. Ye crags and peaks I'm with you once again. +Life, love, voyage round your own little world. And now? Sad about her +lame of course but must be on your guard not to feel too much pity. They +take advantage. + +All quiet on Howth now. The distant hills seem. Where we. The +rhododendrons. I am a fool perhaps. He gets the plums, and I the +plumstones. Where I come in. All that old hill has seen. Names change: +that's all. Lovers: yum yum. + +Tired I feel now. Will I get up? O wait. Drained all the manhood out of +me, little wretch. She kissed me. Never again. My youth. Only once it +comes. Or hers. Take the train there tomorrow. No. Returning not the +same. Like kids your second visit to a house. The new I want. Nothing +new under the sun. Care of P. O. Dolphin's Barn. Are you not happy in +your? Naughty darling. At Dolphin's barn charades in Luke Doyle's house. +Mat Dillon and his bevy of daughters: Tiny, Atty, Floey, Maimy, Louy, +Hetty. Molly too. Eightyseven that was. Year before we. And the old +major, partial to his drop of spirits. Curious she an only child, I an +only child. So it returns. Think you're escaping and run into yourself. +Longest way round is the shortest way home. And just when he and she. +Circus horse walking in a ring. Rip van Winkle we played. Rip: tear in +Henny Doyle's overcoat. Van: breadvan delivering. Winkle: cockles and +periwinkles. Then I did Rip van Winkle coming back. She leaned on the +sideboard watching. Moorish eyes. Twenty years asleep in Sleepy Hollow. +All changed. Forgotten. The young are old. His gun rusty from the dew. + +Ba. What is that flying about? Swallow? Bat probably. Thinks I'm a tree, +so blind. Have birds no smell? Metempsychosis. They believed you could +be changed into a tree from grief. Weeping willow. Ba. There he goes. +Funny little beggar. Wonder where he lives. Belfry up there. Very +likely. Hanging by his heels in the odour of sanctity. Bell scared him +out, I suppose. Mass seems to be over. Could hear them all at it. Pray +for us. And pray for us. And pray for us. Good idea the repetition. Same +thing with ads. Buy from us. And buy from us. Yes, there's the light in +the priest's house. Their frugal meal. Remember about the mistake in the +valuation when I was in Thom's. Twentyeight it is. Two houses they have. +Gabriel Conroy's brother is curate. Ba. Again. Wonder why they come out +at night like mice. They're a mixed breed. Birds are like hopping mice. +What frightens them, light or noise? Better sit still. All instinct +like the bird in drouth got water out of the end of a jar by throwing +in pebbles. Like a little man in a cloak he is with tiny hands. Weeny +bones. Almost see them shimmering, kind of a bluey white. Colours depend +on the light you see. Stare the sun for example like the eagle then look +at a shoe see a blotch blob yellowish. Wants to stamp his trademark on +everything. Instance, that cat this morning on the staircase. Colour of +brown turf. Say you never see them with three colours. Not true. That +half tabbywhite tortoiseshell in the _City Arms_ with the letter em on +her forehead. Body fifty different colours. Howth a while ago amethyst. +Glass flashing. That's how that wise man what's his name with the +burning glass. Then the heather goes on fire. It can't be tourists' +matches. What? Perhaps the sticks dry rub together in the wind and +light. Or broken bottles in the furze act as a burning glass in the sun. +Archimedes. I have it! My memory's not so bad. + +Ba. Who knows what they're always flying for. Insects? That bee last +week got into the room playing with his shadow on the ceiling. Might +be the one bit me, come back to see. Birds too. Never find out. Or what +they say. Like our small talk. And says she and says he. Nerve they have +to fly over the ocean and back. Lots must be killed in storms, telegraph +wires. Dreadful life sailors have too. Big brutes of oceangoing steamers +floundering along in the dark, lowing out like seacows. _Faugh a +Ballagh!_ Out of that, bloody curse to you! Others in vessels, bit of +a handkerchief sail, pitched about like snuff at a wake when the stormy +winds do blow. Married too. Sometimes away for years at the ends of the +earth somewhere. No ends really because it's round. Wife in every port +they say. She has a good job if she minds it till Johnny comes marching +home again. If ever he does. Smelling the tail end of ports. How can +they like the sea? Yet they do. The anchor's weighed. Off he sails with +a scapular or a medal on him for luck. Well. And the tephilim no what's +this they call it poor papa's father had on his door to touch. That +brought us out of the land of Egypt and into the house of bondage. +Something in all those superstitions because when you go out never know +what dangers. Hanging on to a plank or astride of a beam for grim life, +lifebelt round him, gulping salt water, and that's the last of his nibs +till the sharks catch hold of him. Do fish ever get seasick? + +Then you have a beautiful calm without a cloud, smooth sea, placid, +crew and cargo in smithereens, Davy Jones' locker, moon looking down so +peaceful. Not my fault, old cockalorum. + +A last lonely candle wandered up the sky from Mirus bazaar in search of +funds for Mercer's hospital and broke, drooping, and shed a cluster +of violet but one white stars. They floated, fell: they faded. The +shepherd's hour: the hour of folding: hour of tryst. From house to +house, giving his everwelcome double knock, went the nine o'clock +postman, the glowworm's lamp at his belt gleaming here and there through +the laurel hedges. And among the five young trees a hoisted lintstock +lit the lamp at Leahy's terrace. By screens of lighted windows, by equal +gardens a shrill voice went crying, wailing: _Evening Telegraph, stop +press edition! Result of the Gold Cup race!_ and from the door of +Dignam's house a boy ran out and called. Twittering the bat flew here, +flew there. Far out over the sands the coming surf crept, grey. Howth +settled for slumber, tired of long days, of yumyum rhododendrons (he was +old) and felt gladly the night breeze lift, ruffle his fell of ferns. +He lay but opened a red eye unsleeping, deep and slowly breathing, +slumberous but awake. And far on Kish bank the anchored lightship +twinkled, winked at Mr Bloom. + +Life those chaps out there must have, stuck in the same spot. Irish +Lights board. Penance for their sins. Coastguards too. Rocket and +breeches buoy and lifeboat. Day we went out for the pleasure cruise in +the Erin's King, throwing them the sack of old papers. Bears in the zoo. +Filthy trip. Drunkards out to shake up their livers. Puking overboard +to feed the herrings. Nausea. And the women, fear of God in their faces. +Milly, no sign of funk. Her blue scarf loose, laughing. Don't know what +death is at that age. And then their stomachs clean. But being lost they +fear. When we hid behind the tree at Crumlin. I didn't want to. Mamma! +Mamma! Babes in the wood. Frightening them with masks too. Throwing them +up in the air to catch them. I'll murder you. Is it only half fun? Or +children playing battle. Whole earnest. How can people aim guns at each +other. Sometimes they go off. Poor kids! Only troubles wildfire and +nettlerash. Calomel purge I got her for that. After getting better +asleep with Molly. Very same teeth she has. What do they love? Another +themselves? But the morning she chased her with the umbrella. Perhaps so +as not to hurt. I felt her pulse. Ticking. Little hand it was: now big. +Dearest Papli. All that the hand says when you touch. Loved to count +my waistcoat buttons. Her first stays I remember. Made me laugh to see. +Little paps to begin with. Left one is more sensitive, I think. Mine +too. Nearer the heart? Padding themselves out if fat is in fashion. Her +growing pains at night, calling, wakening me. Frightened she was when +her nature came on her first. Poor child! Strange moment for the mother +too. Brings back her girlhood. Gibraltar. Looking from Buena Vista. +O'Hara's tower. The seabirds screaming. Old Barbary ape that gobbled all +his family. Sundown, gunfire for the men to cross the lines. Looking +out over the sea she told me. Evening like this, but clear, no clouds. +I always thought I'd marry a lord or a rich gentleman coming with a +private yacht. _Buenas noches, señorita. El hombre ama la muchacha +hermosa_. Why me? Because you were so foreign from the others. + +Better not stick here all night like a limpet. This weather makes you +dull. Must be getting on for nine by the light. Go home. Too late for +_Leah, Lily of Killarney._ No. Might be still up. Call to the hospital +to see. Hope she's over. Long day I've had. Martha, the bath, funeral, +house of Keyes, museum with those goddesses, Dedalus' song. Then that +bawler in Barney Kiernan's. Got my own back there. Drunken ranters what +I said about his God made him wince. Mistake to hit back. Or? No. +Ought to go home and laugh at themselves. Always want to be swilling in +company. Afraid to be alone like a child of two. Suppose he hit me. Look +at it other way round. Not so bad then. Perhaps not to hurt he meant. +Three cheers for Israel. Three cheers for the sister-in-law he hawked +about, three fangs in her mouth. Same style of beauty. Particularly nice +old party for a cup of tea. The sister of the wife of the wild man of +Borneo has just come to town. Imagine that in the early morning at close +range. Everyone to his taste as Morris said when he kissed the cow. But +Dignam's put the boots on it. Houses of mourning so depressing because +you never know. Anyhow she wants the money. Must call to those Scottish +Widows as I promised. Strange name. Takes it for granted we're going to +pop off first. That widow on Monday was it outside Cramer's that +looked at me. Buried the poor husband but progressing favourably on +the premium. Her widow's mite. Well? What do you expect her to do? Must +wheedle her way along. Widower I hate to see. Looks so forlorn. Poor man +O'Connor wife and five children poisoned by mussels here. The sewage. +Hopeless. Some good matronly woman in a porkpie hat to mother him. Take +him in tow, platter face and a large apron. Ladies' grey flannelette +bloomers, three shillings a pair, astonishing bargain. Plain and loved, +loved for ever, they say. Ugly: no woman thinks she is. Love, lie and be +handsome for tomorrow we die. See him sometimes walking about trying to +find out who played the trick. U. p: up. Fate that is. He, not me. Also +a shop often noticed. Curse seems to dog it. Dreamt last night? Wait. +Something confused. She had red slippers on. Turkish. Wore the breeches. +Suppose she does? Would I like her in pyjamas? Damned hard to answer. +Nannetti's gone. Mailboat. Near Holyhead by now. Must nail that ad +of Keyes's. Work Hynes and Crawford. Petticoats for Molly. She has +something to put in them. What's that? Might be money. + +Mr Bloom stooped and turned over a piece of paper on the strand. He +brought it near his eyes and peered. Letter? No. Can't read. Better go. +Better. I'm tired to move. Page of an old copybook. All those holes and +pebbles. Who could count them? Never know what you find. Bottle with +story of a treasure in it, thrown from a wreck. Parcels post. Children +always want to throw things in the sea. Trust? Bread cast on the waters. +What's this? Bit of stick. + +O! Exhausted that female has me. Not so young now. Will she come here +tomorrow? Wait for her somewhere for ever. Must come back. Murderers do. +Will I? + +Mr Bloom with his stick gently vexed the thick sand at his foot. Write a +message for her. Might remain. What? + +I. + +Some flatfoot tramp on it in the morning. Useless. Washed away. Tide +comes here. Saw a pool near her foot. Bend, see my face there, dark +mirror, breathe on it, stirs. All these rocks with lines and scars and +letters. O, those transparent! Besides they don't know. What is the +meaning of that other world. I called you naughty boy because I do not +like. + +AM. A. + +No room. Let it go. + +Mr Bloom effaced the letters with his slow boot. Hopeless thing sand. +Nothing grows in it. All fades. No fear of big vessels coming up here. +Except Guinness's barges. Round the Kish in eighty days. Done half by +design. + +He flung his wooden pen away. The stick fell in silted sand, stuck. Now +if you were trying to do that for a week on end you couldn't. Chance. +We'll never meet again. But it was lovely. Goodbye, dear. Thanks. Made +me feel so young. + +Short snooze now if I had. Must be near nine. Liverpool boat long gone.. +Not even the smoke. And she can do the other. Did too. And Belfast. I +won't go. Race there, race back to Ennis. Let him. Just close my eyes +a moment. Won't sleep, though. Half dream. It never comes the same. Bat +again. No harm in him. Just a few. + +O sweety all your little girlwhite up I saw dirty bracegirdle made me do +love sticky we two naughty Grace darling she him half past the bed met +him pike hoses frillies for Raoul de perfume your wife black hair heave +under embon _señorita_ young eyes Mulvey plump bubs me breadvan Winkle +red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of dreams return tail end +Agendath swoony lovey showed me her next year in drawers return next in +her next her next. + +A bat flew. Here. There. Here. Far in the grey a bell chimed. Mr Bloom +with open mouth, his left boot sanded sideways, leaned, breathed. Just +for a few + + _Cuckoo + Cuckoo + Cuckoo._ + +The clock on the mantelpiece in the priest's house cooed where Canon +O'Hanlon and Father Conroy and the reverend John Hughes S. J. were +taking tea and sodabread and butter and fried mutton chops with catsup +and talking about + + _Cuckoo + Cuckoo + Cuckoo._ + +Because it was a little canarybird that came out of its little house +to tell the time that Gerty MacDowell noticed the time she was there +because she was as quick as anything about a thing like that, was Gerty +MacDowell, and she noticed at once that that foreign gentleman that was +sitting on the rocks looking was + + _Cuckoo + Cuckoo + Cuckoo._ + + +Deshil Holles Eamus. Deshil Holles Eamus. Deshil Holles Eamus. + +Send us bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Send +us bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Send us +bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. + +Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! + +Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive +concerning whatsoever matters are being held as most profitably by +mortals with sapience endowed to be studied who is ignorant of that +which the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that in +them high mind's ornament deserving of veneration constantly maintain +when by general consent they affirm that other circumstances being +equal by no exterior splendour is the prosperity of a nation more +efficaciously asserted than by the measure of how far forward may +have progressed the tribute of its solicitude for that proliferent +continuance which of evils the original if it be absent when fortunately +present constitutes the certain sign of omnipotent nature's incorrupted +benefaction. For who is there who anything of some significance has +apprehended but is conscious that that exterior splendour may be the +surface of a downwardtending lutulent reality or on the contrary anyone +so is there unilluminated as not to perceive that as no nature's boon +can contend against the bounty of increase so it behoves every most just +citizen to become the exhortator and admonisher of his semblables and +to tremble lest what had in the past been by the nation excellently +commenced might be in the future not with similar excellence +accomplished if an inverecund habit shall have gradually traduced +the honourable by ancestors transmitted customs to that thither of +profundity that that one was audacious excessively who would have the +hardihood to rise affirming that no more odious offence can for anyone +be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously +command and promise which on all mortals with prophecy of abundance +or with diminution's menace that exalted of reiteratedly procreating +function ever irrevocably enjoined? + +It is not why therefore we shall wonder if, as the best historians +relate, among the Celts, who nothing that was not in its nature +admirable admired, the art of medicine shall have been highly honoured. +Not to speak of hostels, leperyards, sweating chambers, plaguegraves, +their greatest doctors, the O'Shiels, the O'Hickeys, the O'Lees, +have sedulously set down the divers methods by which the sick and the +relapsed found again health whether the malady had been the trembling +withering or loose boyconnell flux. Certainly in every public work which +in it anything of gravity contains preparation should be with importance +commensurate and therefore a plan was by them adopted (whether by having +preconsidered or as the maturation of experience it is difficult in +being said which the discrepant opinions of subsequent inquirers are not +up to the present congrued to render manifest) whereby maternity was so +far from all accident possibility removed that whatever care the patient +in that all hardest of woman hour chiefly required and not solely +for the copiously opulent but also for her who not being sufficiently +moneyed scarcely and often not even scarcely could subsist valiantly and +for an inconsiderable emolument was provided. + +To her nothing already then and thenceforward was anyway able to be +molestful for this chiefly felt all citizens except with proliferent +mothers prosperity at all not to can be and as they had received +eternity gods mortals generation to befit them her beholding, when the +case was so hoving itself, parturient in vehicle thereward carrying +desire immense among all one another was impelling on of her to be +received into that domicile. O thing of prudent nation not merely in +being seen but also even in being related worthy of being praised that +they her by anticipation went seeing mother, that she by them suddenly +to be about to be cherished had been begun she felt! + +Before born bliss babe had. Within womb won he worship. Whatever in that +one case done commodiously done was. A couch by midwives attended with +wholesome food reposeful, cleanest swaddles as though forthbringing were +now done and by wise foresight set: but to this no less of what drugs +there is need and surgical implements which are pertaining to her +case not omitting aspect of all very distracting spectacles in various +latitudes by our terrestrial orb offered together with images, divine +and human, the cogitation of which by sejunct females is to tumescence +conducive or eases issue in the high sunbright wellbuilt fair home of +mothers when, ostensibly far gone and reproductitive, it is come by her +thereto to lie in, her term up. + +Some man that wayfaring was stood by housedoor at night's oncoming. Of +Israel's folk was that man that on earth wandering far had fared. Stark +ruth of man his errand that him lone led till that house. + +Of that house A. Horne is lord. Seventy beds keeps he there teeming +mothers are wont that they lie for to thole and bring forth bairns hale +so God's angel to Mary quoth. Watchers tway there walk, white sisters +in ward sleepless. Smarts they still, sickness soothing: in twelve moons +thrice an hundred. Truest bedthanes they twain are, for Horne holding +wariest ward. + +In ward wary the watcher hearing come that man mildhearted eft rising +with swire ywimpled to him her gate wide undid. Lo, levin leaping +lightens in eyeblink Ireland's westward welkin. Full she drad that +God the Wreaker all mankind would fordo with water for his evil sins. +Christ's rood made she on breastbone and him drew that he would rathe +infare under her thatch. That man her will wotting worthful went in +Horne's house. + +Loth to irk in Horne's hall hat holding the seeker stood. On her stow he +ere was living with dear wife and lovesome daughter that then over land +and seafloor nine years had long outwandered. Once her in townhithe +meeting he to her bow had not doffed. Her to forgive now he craved with +good ground of her allowed that that of him swiftseen face, hers, so +young then had looked. Light swift her eyes kindled, bloom of blushes +his word winning. + +As her eyes then ongot his weeds swart therefor sorrow she feared. Glad +after she was that ere adread was. Her he asked if O'Hare Doctor tidings +sent from far coast and she with grameful sigh him answered that O'Hare +Doctor in heaven was. Sad was the man that word to hear that him so +heavied in bowels ruthful. All she there told him, ruing death for +friend so young, algate sore unwilling God's rightwiseness to withsay. +She said that he had a fair sweet death through God His goodness with +masspriest to be shriven, holy housel and sick men's oil to his limbs. +The man then right earnest asked the nun of which death the dead man was +died and the nun answered him and said that he was died in Mona Island +through bellycrab three year agone come Childermas and she prayed to God +the Allruthful to have his dear soul in his undeathliness. He heard her +sad words, in held hat sad staring. So stood they there both awhile in +wanhope sorrowing one with other. + +Therefore, everyman, look to that last end that is thy death and the +dust that gripeth on every man that is born of woman for as he came +naked forth from his mother's womb so naked shall he wend him at the +last for to go as he came. + +The man that was come in to the house then spoke to the nursingwoman and +he asked her how it fared with the woman that lay there in childbed. +The nursingwoman answered him and said that that woman was in throes +now full three days and that it would be a hard birth unneth to bear +but that now in a little it would be. She said thereto that she had +seen many births of women but never was none so hard as was that woman's +birth. Then she set it all forth to him for because she knew the man +that time was had lived nigh that house. The man hearkened to her words +for he felt with wonder women's woe in the travail that they have of +motherhood and he wondered to look on her face that was a fair face for +any man to see but yet was she left after long years a handmaid. Nine +twelve bloodflows chiding her childless. + +And whiles they spake the door of the castle was opened and there nighed +them a mickle noise as of many that sat there at meat. And there came +against the place as they stood a young learningknight yclept Dixon. And +the traveller Leopold was couth to him sithen it had happed that they +had had ado each with other in the house of misericord where this +learningknight lay by cause the traveller Leopold came there to be +healed for he was sore wounded in his breast by a spear wherewith a +horrible and dreadful dragon was smitten him for which he did do make +a salve of volatile salt and chrism as much as he might suffice. And he +said now that he should go in to that castle for to make merry with +them that were there. And the traveller Leopold said that he should go +otherwhither for he was a man of cautels and a subtile. Also the lady +was of his avis and repreved the learningknight though she trowed well +that the traveller had said thing that was false for his subtility. But +the learningknight would not hear say nay nor do her mandement ne have +him in aught contrarious to his list and he said how it was a marvellous +castle. And the traveller Leopold went into the castle for to rest him +for a space being sore of limb after many marches environing in divers +lands and sometime venery. + +And in the castle was set a board that was of the birchwood of Finlandy +and it was upheld by four dwarfmen of that country but they durst not +move more for enchantment. And on this board were frightful swords and +knives that are made in a great cavern by swinking demons out of white +flames that they fix then in the horns of buffalos and stags that there +abound marvellously. And there were vessels that are wrought by magic of +Mahound out of seasand and the air by a warlock with his breath that he +blases in to them like to bubbles. And full fair cheer and rich was on +the board that no wight could devise a fuller ne richer. And there was +a vat of silver that was moved by craft to open in the which lay strange +fishes withouten heads though misbelieving men nie that this be possible +thing without they see it natheless they are so. And these fishes lie +in an oily water brought there from Portugal land because of the fatness +that therein is like to the juices of the olivepress. And also it was +a marvel to see in that castle how by magic they make a compost out of +fecund wheatkidneys out of Chaldee that by aid of certain angry spirits +that they do in to it swells up wondrously like to a vast mountain. And +they teach the serpents there to entwine themselves up on long sticks +out of the ground and of the scales of these serpents they brew out a +brewage like to mead. + +And the learning knight let pour for childe Leopold a draught and halp +thereto the while all they that were there drank every each. And childe +Leopold did up his beaver for to pleasure him and took apertly somewhat +in amity for he never drank no manner of mead which he then put by and +anon full privily he voided the more part in his neighbour glass and +his neighbour nist not of this wile. And he sat down in that castle with +them for to rest him there awhile. Thanked be Almighty God. + +This meanwhile this good sister stood by the door and begged them at the +reverence of Jesu our alther liege Lord to leave their wassailing for +there was above one quick with child, a gentle dame, whose time hied +fast. Sir Leopold heard on the upfloor cry on high and he wondered what +cry that it was whether of child or woman and I marvel, said he, that it +be not come or now. Meseems it dureth overlong. And he was ware and saw +a franklin that hight Lenehan on that side the table that was older than +any of the tother and for that they both were knights virtuous in the +one emprise and eke by cause that he was elder he spoke to him full +gently. But, said he, or it be long too she will bring forth by God His +bounty and have joy of her childing for she hath waited marvellous long. +And the franklin that had drunken said, Expecting each moment to be her +next. Also he took the cup that stood tofore him for him needed never +none asking nor desiring of him to drink and, Now drink, said he, fully +delectably, and he quaffed as far as he might to their both's health for +he was a passing good man of his lustiness. And sir Leopold that was the +goodliest guest that ever sat in scholars' hall and that was the meekest +man and the kindest that ever laid husbandly hand under hen and that was +the very truest knight of the world one that ever did minion service +to lady gentle pledged him courtly in the cup. Woman's woe with wonder +pondering. + +Now let us speak of that fellowship that was there to the intent to be +drunken an they might. There was a sort of scholars along either side +the board, that is to wit, Dixon yclept junior of saint Mary Merciable's +with other his fellows Lynch and Madden, scholars of medicine, and the +franklin that hight Lenehan and one from Alba Longa, one Crotthers, and +young Stephen that had mien of a frere that was at head of the board +and Costello that men clepen Punch Costello all long of a mastery of +him erewhile gested (and of all them, reserved young Stephen, he was the +most drunken that demanded still of more mead) and beside the meek sir +Leopold. But on young Malachi they waited for that he promised to have +come and such as intended to no goodness said how he had broke his avow. +And sir Leopold sat with them for he bore fast friendship to sir Simon +and to this his son young Stephen and for that his languor becalmed him +there after longest wanderings insomuch as they feasted him for that +time in the honourablest manner. Ruth red him, love led on with will to +wander, loth to leave. + +For they were right witty scholars. And he heard their aresouns each gen +other as touching birth and righteousness, young Madden maintaining that +put such case it were hard the wife to die (for so it had fallen out a +matter of some year agone with a woman of Eblana in Horne's house that +now was trespassed out of this world and the self night next before her +death all leeches and pothecaries had taken counsel of her case). And +they said farther she should live because in the beginning, they said, +the woman should bring forth in pain and wherefore they that were of +this imagination affirmed how young Madden had said truth for he had +conscience to let her die. And not few and of these was young Lynch +were in doubt that the world was now right evil governed as it was never +other howbeit the mean people believed it otherwise but the law nor his +judges did provide no remedy. A redress God grant. This was scant said +but all cried with one acclaim nay, by our Virgin Mother, the wife +should live and the babe to die. In colour whereof they waxed hot +upon that head what with argument and what for their drinking but the +franklin Lenehan was prompt each when to pour them ale so that at the +least way mirth might not lack. Then young Madden showed all the whole +affair and said how that she was dead and how for holy religion sake by +rede of palmer and bedesman and for a vow he had made to Saint Ultan of +Arbraccan her goodman husband would not let her death whereby they were +all wondrous grieved. To whom young Stephen had these words following: +Murmur, sirs, is eke oft among lay folk. Both babe and parent now +glorify their Maker, the one in limbo gloom, the other in purgefire. +But, gramercy, what of those Godpossibled souls that we nightly +impossibilise, which is the sin against the Holy Ghost, Very God, Lord +and Giver of Life? For, sirs, he said, our lust is brief. We are means +to those small creatures within us and nature has other ends than we. +Then said Dixon junior to Punch Costello wist he what ends. But he had +overmuch drunken and the best word he could have of him was that he +would ever dishonest a woman whoso she were or wife or maid or leman if +it so fortuned him to be delivered of his spleen of lustihead. Whereat +Crotthers of Alba Longa sang young Malachi's praise of that beast the +unicorn how once in the millennium he cometh by his horn, the other all +this while, pricked forward with their jibes wherewith they did malice +him, witnessing all and several by saint Foutinus his engines that +he was able to do any manner of thing that lay in man to do. Thereat +laughed they all right jocundly only young Stephen and sir Leopold which +never durst laugh too open by reason of a strange humour which he would +not bewray and also for that he rued for her that bare whoso she might +be or wheresoever. Then spake young Stephen orgulous of mother Church +that would cast him out of her bosom, of law of canons, of Lilith, +patron of abortions, of bigness wrought by wind of seeds of brightness +or by potency of vampires mouth to mouth or, as Virgilius saith, by the +influence of the occident or by the reek of moonflower or an she lie +with a woman which her man has but lain with, _effectu secuto_, or +peradventure in her bath according to the opinions of Averroes and Moses +Maimonides. He said also how at the end of the second month a human soul +was infused and how in all our holy mother foldeth ever souls for God's +greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was but a dam to bear +beastly should die by canon for so saith he that holdeth the fisherman's +seal, even that blessed Peter on which rock was holy church for all ages +founded. All they bachelors then asked of sir Leopold would he in like +case so jeopard her person as risk life to save life. A wariness of +mind he would answer as fitted all and, laying hand to jaw, he said +dissembling, as his wont was, that as it was informed him, who had ever +loved the art of physic as might a layman, and agreeing also with his +experience of so seldomseen an accident it was good for that mother +Church belike at one blow had birth and death pence and in such sort +deliverly he scaped their questions. That is truth, pardy, said Dixon, +and, or I err, a pregnant word. Which hearing young Stephen was a +marvellous glad man and he averred that he who stealeth from the poor +lendeth to the Lord for he was of a wild manner when he was drunken and +that he was now in that taking it appeared eftsoons. + +But sir Leopold was passing grave maugre his word by cause he still had +pity of the terrorcausing shrieking of shrill women in their labour +and as he was minded of his good lady Marion that had borne him an only +manchild which on his eleventh day on live had died and no man of art +could save so dark is destiny. And she was wondrous stricken of heart +for that evil hap and for his burial did him on a fair corselet of +lamb's wool, the flower of the flock, lest he might perish utterly and +lie akeled (for it was then about the midst of the winter) and now Sir +Leopold that had of his body no manchild for an heir looked upon him his +friend's son and was shut up in sorrow for his forepassed happiness and +as sad as he was that him failed a son of such gentle courage (for all +accounted him of real parts) so grieved he also in no less measure +for young Stephen for that he lived riotously with those wastrels and +murdered his goods with whores. + +About that present time young Stephen filled all cups that stood empty +so as there remained but little mo if the prudenter had not shadowed +their approach from him that still plied it very busily who, praying for +the intentions of the sovereign pontiff, he gave them for a pledge the +vicar of Christ which also as he said is vicar of Bray. Now drink we, +quod he, of this mazer and quaff ye this mead which is not indeed parcel +of my body but my soul's bodiment. Leave ye fraction of bread to them +that live by bread alone. Be not afeard neither for any want for this +will comfort more than the other will dismay. See ye here. And he showed +them glistering coins of the tribute and goldsmith notes the worth of +two pound nineteen shilling that he had, he said, for a song which he +writ. They all admired to see the foresaid riches in such dearth of +money as was herebefore. His words were then these as followeth: Know +all men, he said, time's ruins build eternity's mansions. What means +this? Desire's wind blasts the thorntree but after it becomes from a +bramblebush to be a rose upon the rood of time. Mark me now. In woman's +womb word is made flesh but in the spirit of the maker all flesh +that passes becomes the word that shall not pass away. This is the +postcreation. _Omnis caro ad te veniet_. No question but her name is +puissant who aventried the dear corse of our Agenbuyer, Healer and Herd, +our mighty mother and mother most venerable and Bernardus saith aptly +that She hath an _omnipotentiam deiparae supplicem_, that is to wit, an +almightiness of petition because she is the second Eve and she won +us, saith Augustine too, whereas that other, our grandam, which we are +linked up with by successive anastomosis of navelcords sold us all, +seed, breed and generation, for a penny pippin. But here is the matter +now. Or she knew him, that second I say, and was but creature of her +creature, _vergine madre, figlia di tuo figlio_, or she knew him not and +then stands she in the one denial or ignorancy with Peter Piscator who +lives in the house that Jack built and with Joseph the joiner patron of +the happy demise of all unhappy marriages, _parceque M. Léo Taxil nous +a dit que qui l'avait mise dans cette fichue position c'était le +sacre pigeon, ventre de Dieu! Entweder_ transubstantiality ODER +consubstantiality but in no case subsubstantiality. And all cried out +upon it for a very scurvy word. A pregnancy without joy, he said, a +birth without pangs, a body without blemish, a belly without bigness. +Let the lewd with faith and fervour worship. With will will we +withstand, withsay. + +Hereupon Punch Costello dinged with his fist upon the board and would +sing a bawdy catch _Staboo Stabella_ about a wench that was put in pod +of a jolly swashbuckler in Almany which he did straightways now attack: +_The first three months she was not well, Staboo,_ when here nurse +Quigley from the door angerly bid them hist ye should shame you nor +was it not meet as she remembered them being her mind was to have all +orderly against lord Andrew came for because she was jealous that +no gasteful turmoil might shorten the honour of her guard. It was an +ancient and a sad matron of a sedate look and christian walking, +in habit dun beseeming her megrims and wrinkled visage, nor did her +hortative want of it effect for incontinently Punch Costello was of them +all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and +shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode +with him, a murrain seize the dolt, what a devil he would be at, thou +chuff, thou puny, thou got in peasestraw, thou losel, thou chitterling, +thou spawn of a rebel, thou dykedropt, thou abortion thou, to shut up +his drunken drool out of that like a curse of God ape, the good sir +Leopold that had for his cognisance the flower of quiet, margerain +gentle, advising also the time's occasion as most sacred and most worthy +to be most sacred. In Horne's house rest should reign. + +To be short this passage was scarce by when Master Dixon of Mary in +Eccles, goodly grinning, asked young Stephen what was the reason why he +had not cided to take friar's vows and he answered him obedience in the +womb, chastity in the tomb but involuntary poverty all his days. Master +Lenehan at this made return that he had heard of those nefarious deeds +and how, as he heard hereof counted, he had besmirched the lily virtue +of a confiding female which was corruption of minors and they all +intershowed it too, waxing merry and toasting to his fathership. But he +said very entirely it was clean contrary to their suppose for he was +the eternal son and ever virgin. Thereat mirth grew in them the more and +they rehearsed to him his curious rite of wedlock for the disrobing and +deflowering of spouses, as the priests use in Madagascar island, she +to be in guise of white and saffron, her groom in white and grain, with +burning of nard and tapers, on a bridebed while clerks sung kyries and +the anthem _Ut novetur sexus omnis corporis mysterium_ till she was +there unmaided. He gave them then a much admirable hymen minim by those +delicate poets Master John Fletcher and Master Francis Beaumont that is +in their _Maid's Tragedy_ that was writ for a like twining of lovers: +_To bed, to bed_ was the burden of it to be played with accompanable +concent upon the virginals. An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most +mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the odoriferous +flambeaus of the paranymphs have escorted to the quadrupedal proscenium +of connubial communion. Well met they were, said Master Dixon, joyed, +but, harkee, young sir, better were they named Beau Mount and Lecher +for, by my troth, of such a mingling much might come. Young Stephen said +indeed to his best remembrance they had but the one doxy between them +and she of the stews to make shift with in delights amorous for life ran +very high in those days and the custom of the country approved with it. +Greater love than this, he said, no man hath that a man lay down his +wife for his friend. Go thou and do likewise. Thus, or words to that +effect, saith Zarathustra, sometime regius professor of French letters +to the university of Oxtail nor breathed there ever that man to whom +mankind was more beholden. Bring a stranger within thy tower it will +go hard but thou wilt have the secondbest bed. _Orate, fratres, pro +memetipso_. And all the people shall say, Amen. Remember, Erin, thy +generations and thy days of old, how thou settedst little by me and by +my word and broughtedst in a stranger to my gates to commit fornication +in my sight and to wax fat and kick like Jeshurum. Therefore hast thou +sinned against my light and hast made me, thy lord, to be the slave of +servants. Return, return, Clan Milly: forget me not, O Milesian. Why +hast thou done this abomination before me that thou didst spurn me for +a merchant of jalaps and didst deny me to the Roman and to the Indian of +dark speech with whom thy daughters did lie luxuriously? Look forth now, +my people, upon the land of behest, even from Horeb and from Nebo and +from Pisgah and from the Horns of Hatten unto a land flowing with milk +and money. But thou hast suckled me with a bitter milk: my moon and my +sun thou hast quenched for ever. And thou hast left me alone for ever +in the dark ways of my bitterness: and with a kiss of ashes hast thou +kissed my mouth. This tenebrosity of the interior, he proceeded to say, +hath not been illumined by the wit of the septuagint nor so much as +mentioned for the Orient from on high Which brake hell's gates visited a +darkness that was foraneous. Assuefaction minorates atrocities (as Tully +saith of his darling Stoics) and Hamlet his father showeth the prince no +blister of combustion. The adiaphane in the noon of life is an Egypt's +plague which in the nights of prenativity and postmortemity is their +most proper _ubi_ and _quomodo_. And as the ends and ultimates of +all things accord in some mean and measure with their inceptions and +originals, that same multiplicit concordance which leads forth growth +from birth accomplishing by a retrogressive metamorphosis that minishing +and ablation towards the final which is agreeable unto nature so is it +with our subsolar being. The aged sisters draw us into life: we wail, +batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: over us dead they +bend. First, saved from waters of old Nile, among bulrushes, a bed +of fasciated wattles: at last the cavity of a mountain, an occulted +sepulchre amid the conclamation of the hillcat and the ossifrage. And as +no man knows the ubicity of his tumulus nor to what processes we shall +thereby be ushered nor whether to Tophet or to Edenville in the like way +is all hidden when we would backward see from what region of remoteness +the whatness of our whoness hath fetched his whenceness. + +Thereto Punch Costello roared out mainly _Etienne chanson_ but he loudly +bid them, lo, wisdom hath built herself a house, this vast majestic +longstablished vault, the crystal palace of the Creator, all in applepie +order, a penny for him who finds the pea. + + _Behold the mansion reared by dedal Jack + See the malt stored in many a refluent sack, + In the proud cirque of Jackjohn's bivouac._ + +A black crack of noise in the street here, alack, bawled back. Loud on +left Thor thundered: in anger awful the hammerhurler. Came now the storm +that hist his heart. And Master Lynch bade him have a care to flout and +witwanton as the god self was angered for his hellprate and paganry. And +he that had erst challenged to be so doughty waxed wan as they might all +mark and shrank together and his pitch that was before so haught uplift +was now of a sudden quite plucked down and his heart shook within the +cage of his breast as he tasted the rumour of that storm. Then did some +mock and some jeer and Punch Costello fell hard again to his yale which +Master Lenehan vowed he would do after and he was indeed but a word and +a blow on any the least colour. But the braggart boaster cried that an +old Nobodaddy was in his cups it was muchwhat indifferent and he would +not lag behind his lead. But this was only to dye his desperation as +cowed he crouched in Horne's hall. He drank indeed at one draught to +pluck up a heart of any grace for it thundered long rumblingly over all +the heavens so that Master Madden, being godly certain whiles, knocked +him on his ribs upon that crack of doom and Master Bloom, at the +braggart's side, spoke to him calming words to slumber his great fear, +advertising how it was no other thing but a hubbub noise that he heard, +the discharge of fluid from the thunderhead, look you, having taken +place, and all of the order of a natural phenomenon. + +But was young Boasthard's fear vanquished by Calmer's words? No, for he +had in his bosom a spike named Bitterness which could not by words be +done away. And was he then neither calm like the one nor godly like the +other? He was neither as much as he would have liked to be either. But +could he not have endeavoured to have found again as in his youth the +bottle Holiness that then he lived withal? Indeed no for Grace was not +there to find that bottle. Heard he then in that clap the voice of the +god Bringforth or, what Calmer said, a hubbub of Phenomenon? Heard? +Why, he could not but hear unless he had plugged him up the tube +Understanding (which he had not done). For through that tube he saw that +he was in the land of Phenomenon where he must for a certain one day die +as he was like the rest too a passing show. And would he not accept to +die like the rest and pass away? By no means would he though he must nor +would he make more shows according as men do with wives which Phenomenon +has commanded them to do by the book Law. Then wotted he nought of that +other land which is called Believe-on-Me, that is the land of promise +which behoves to the king Delightful and shall be for ever where there +is no death and no birth neither wiving nor mothering at which all shall +come as many as believe on it? Yes, Pious had told him of that land and +Chaste had pointed him to the way but the reason was that in the way he +fell in with a certain whore of an eyepleasing exterior whose name, she +said, is Bird-in-the-Hand and she beguiled him wrongways from the true +path by her flatteries that she said to him as, Ho, you pretty man, turn +aside hither and I will show you a brave place, and she lay at him so +flatteringly that she had him in her grot which is named Two-in-the-Bush +or, by some learned, Carnal Concupiscence. + +This was it what all that company that sat there at commons in Manse +of Mothers the most lusted after and if they met with this whore +Bird-in-the-Hand (which was within all foul plagues, monsters and a +wicked devil) they would strain the last but they would make at her and +know her. For regarding Believe-on-Me they said it was nought else +but notion and they could conceive no thought of it for, first, +Two-in-the-Bush whither she ticed them was the very goodliest grot and +in it were four pillows on which were four tickets with these words +printed on them, Pickaback and Topsyturvy and Shameface and Cheek by +Jowl and, second, for that foul plague Allpox and the monsters they +cared not for them for Preservative had given them a stout shield of +oxengut and, third, that they might take no hurt neither from Offspring +that was that wicked devil by virtue of this same shield which was +named Killchild. So were they all in their blind fancy, Mr Cavil and Mr +Sometimes Godly, Mr Ape Swillale, Mr False Franklin, Mr Dainty Dixon, +Young Boasthard and Mr Cautious Calmer. Wherein, O wretched company, +were ye all deceived for that was the voice of the god that was in a +very grievous rage that he would presently lift his arm up and +spill their souls for their abuses and their spillings done by them +contrariwise to his word which forth to bring brenningly biddeth. + +So Thursday sixteenth June Patk. Dignam laid in clay of an apoplexy and +after hard drought, please God, rained, a bargeman coming in by water a +fifty mile or thereabout with turf saying the seed won't sprout, fields +athirst, very sadcoloured and stunk mightily, the quags and tofts too. +Hard to breathe and all the young quicks clean consumed without sprinkle +this long while back as no man remembered to be without. The rosy buds +all gone brown and spread out blobs and on the hills nought but dry flag +and faggots that would catch at first fire. All the world saying, for +aught they knew, the big wind of last February a year that did havoc the +land so pitifully a small thing beside this barrenness. But by and +by, as said, this evening after sundown, the wind sitting in the +west, biggish swollen clouds to be seen as the night increased and the +weatherwise poring up at them and some sheet lightnings at first and +after, past ten of the clock, one great stroke with a long thunder and +in a brace of shakes all scamper pellmell within door for the smoking +shower, the men making shelter for their straws with a clout or +kerchief, womenfolk skipping off with kirtles catched up soon as the +pour came. In Ely place, Baggot street, Duke's lawn, thence through +Merrion green up to Holles street a swash of water flowing that was +before bonedry and not one chair or coach or fiacre seen about but +no more crack after that first. Over against the Rt. Hon. Mr Justice +Fitzgibbon's door (that is to sit with Mr Healy the lawyer upon the +college lands) Mal. Mulligan a gentleman's gentleman that had but come +from Mr Moore's the writer's (that was a papish but is now, folk say, +a good Williamite) chanced against Alec. Bannon in a cut bob (which are +now in with dance cloaks of Kendal green) that was new got to town from +Mullingar with the stage where his coz and Mal M's brother will stay a +month yet till Saint Swithin and asks what in the earth he does there, +he bound home and he to Andrew Horne's being stayed for to crush a cup +of wine, so he said, but would tell him of a skittish heifer, big of +her age and beef to the heel, and all this while poured with rain and +so both together on to Horne's. There Leop. Bloom of Crawford's journal +sitting snug with a covey of wags, likely brangling fellows, Dixon jun., +scholar of my lady of Mercy's, Vin. Lynch, a Scots fellow, Will. Madden, +T. Lenehan, very sad about a racer he fancied and Stephen D. Leop. Bloom +there for a languor he had but was now better, be having dreamed tonight +a strange fancy of his dame Mrs Moll with red slippers on in a pair of +Turkey trunks which is thought by those in ken to be for a change and +Mistress Purefoy there, that got in through pleading her belly, and now +on the stools, poor body, two days past her term, the midwives sore put +to it and can't deliver, she queasy for a bowl of riceslop that is a +shrewd drier up of the insides and her breath very heavy more than good +and should be a bullyboy from the knocks, they say, but God give her +soon issue. 'Tis her ninth chick to live, I hear, and Lady day bit off +her last chick's nails that was then a twelvemonth and with other three +all breastfed that died written out in a fair hand in the king's bible. +Her hub fifty odd and a methodist but takes the sacrament and is to +be seen any fair sabbath with a pair of his boys off Bullock harbour +dapping on the sound with a heavybraked reel or in a punt he has +trailing for flounder and pollock and catches a fine bag, I hear. In sum +an infinite great fall of rain and all refreshed and will much increase +the harvest yet those in ken say after wind and water fire shall come +for a prognostication of Malachi's almanac (and I hear that Mr Russell +has done a prophetical charm of the same gist out of the Hindustanish +for his farmer's gazette) to have three things in all but this a mere +fetch without bottom of reason for old crones and bairns yet sometimes +they are found in the right guess with their queerities no telling how. + +With this came up Lenehan to the feet of the table to say how the letter +was in that night's gazette and he made a show to find it about him +(for he swore with an oath that he had been at pains about it) but on +Stephen's persuasion he gave over the search and was bidden to sit near +by which he did mighty brisk. He was a kind of sport gentleman that +went for a merryandrew or honest pickle and what belonged of women, +horseflesh or hot scandal he had it pat. To tell the truth he was mean +in fortunes and for the most part hankered about the coffeehouses +and low taverns with crimps, ostlers, bookies, Paul's men, runners, +flatcaps, waistcoateers, ladies of the bagnio and other rogues of the +game or with a chanceable catchpole or a tipstaff often at nights +till broad day of whom he picked up between his sackpossets much loose +gossip. He took his ordinary at a boilingcook's and if he had but gotten +into him a mess of broken victuals or a platter of tripes with a bare +tester in his purse he could always bring himself off with his tongue, +some randy quip he had from a punk or whatnot that every mother's son of +them would burst their sides. The other, Costello that is, hearing this +talk asked was it poetry or a tale. Faith, no, he says, Frank (that was +his name), 'tis all about Kerry cows that are to be butchered along of +the plague. But they can go hang, says he with a wink, for me with their +bully beef, a pox on it. There's as good fish in this tin as ever came +out of it and very friendly he offered to take of some salty sprats that +stood by which he had eyed wishly in the meantime and found the place +which was indeed the chief design of his embassy as he was sharpset. +_Mort aux vaches_, says Frank then in the French language that had been +indentured to a brandyshipper that has a winelodge in Bordeaux and he +spoke French like a gentleman too. From a child this Frank had been +a donought that his father, a headborough, who could ill keep him to +school to learn his letters and the use of the globes, matriculated at +the university to study the mechanics but he took the bit between his +teeth like a raw colt and was more familiar with the justiciary and the +parish beadle than with his volumes. One time he would be a playactor, +then a sutler or a welsher, then nought would keep him from the bearpit +and the cocking main, then he was for the ocean sea or to hoof it on +the roads with the romany folk, kidnapping a squire's heir by favour of +moonlight or fecking maids' linen or choking chicken behind a hedge. He +had been off as many times as a cat has lives and back again with naked +pockets as many more to his father the headborough who shed a pint +of tears as often as he saw him. What, says Mr Leopold with his hands +across, that was earnest to know the drift of it, will they slaughter +all? I protest I saw them but this day morning going to the Liverpool +boats, says he. I can scarce believe 'tis so bad, says he. And he had +experience of the like brood beasts and of springers, greasy hoggets and +wether wool, having been some years before actuary for Mr Joseph Cuffe, +a worthy salesmaster that drove his trade for live stock and meadow +auctions hard by Mr Gavin Low's yard in Prussia street. I question with +you there, says he. More like 'tis the hoose or the timber tongue. Mr +Stephen, a little moved but very handsomely told him no such matter and +that he had dispatches from the emperor's chief tailtickler thanking +him for the hospitality, that was sending over Doctor Rinderpest, the +bestquoted cowcatcher in all Muscovy, with a bolus or two of physic to +take the bull by the horns. Come, come, says Mr Vincent, plain dealing. +He'll find himself on the horns of a dilemma if he meddles with a +bull that's Irish, says he. Irish by name and irish by nature, says Mr +Stephen, and he sent the ale purling about, an Irish bull in an English +chinashop. I conceive you, says Mr Dixon. It is that same bull that was +sent to our island by farmer Nicholas, the bravest cattlebreeder of them +all, with an emerald ring in his nose. True for you, says Mr Vincent +cross the table, and a bullseye into the bargain, says he, and a plumper +and a portlier bull, says he, never shit on shamrock. He had horns +galore, a coat of cloth of gold and a sweet smoky breath coming out of +his nostrils so that the women of our island, leaving doughballs and +rollingpins, followed after him hanging his bulliness in daisychains. +What for that, says Mr Dixon, but before he came over farmer Nicholas +that was a eunuch had him properly gelded by a college of doctors who +were no better off than himself. So be off now, says he, and do all my +cousin german the lord Harry tells you and take a farmer's blessing, and +with that he slapped his posteriors very soundly. But the slap and the +blessing stood him friend, says Mr Vincent, for to make up he taught him +a trick worth two of the other so that maid, wife, abbess and widow to +this day affirm that they would rather any time of the month whisper +in his ear in the dark of a cowhouse or get a lick on the nape from his +long holy tongue than lie with the finest strapping young ravisher in +the four fields of all Ireland. Another then put in his word: And they +dressed him, says he, in a point shift and petticoat with a tippet and +girdle and ruffles on his wrists and clipped his forelock and rubbed him +all over with spermacetic oil and built stables for him at every turn of +the road with a gold manger in each full of the best hay in the market +so that he could doss and dung to his heart's content. By this time the +father of the faithful (for so they called him) was grown so heavy that +he could scarce walk to pasture. To remedy which our cozening dames and +damsels brought him his fodder in their apronlaps and as soon as his +belly was full he would rear up on his hind uarters to show their +ladyships a mystery and roar and bellow out of him in bulls' language +and they all after him. Ay, says another, and so pampered was he that he +would suffer nought to grow in all the land but green grass for himself +(for that was the only colour to his mind) and there was a board put up +on a hillock in the middle of the island with a printed notice, saying: +By the Lord Harry, Green is the grass that grows on the ground. And, +says Mr Dixon, if ever he got scent of a cattleraider in Roscommon or +the wilds of Connemara or a husbandman in Sligo that was sowing as much +as a handful of mustard or a bag of rapeseed out he'd run amok over half +the countryside rooting up with his horns whatever was planted and all +by lord Harry's orders. There was bad blood between them at first, says +Mr Vincent, and the lord Harry called farmer Nicholas all the old Nicks +in the world and an old whoremaster that kept seven trulls in his house +and I'll meddle in his matters, says he. I'll make that animal smell +hell, says he, with the help of that good pizzle my father left me. But +one evening, says Mr Dixon, when the lord Harry was cleaning his royal +pelt to go to dinner after winning a boatrace (he had spade oars for +himself but the first rule of the course was that the others were to row +with pitchforks) he discovered in himself a wonderful likeness to a bull +and on picking up a blackthumbed chapbook that he kept in the pantry +he found sure enough that he was a lefthanded descendant of the famous +champion bull of the Romans, _Bos Bovum_, which is good bog Latin for +boss of the show. After that, says Mr Vincent, the lord Harry put his +head into a cow's drinkingtrough in the presence of all his courtiers +and pulling it out again told them all his new name. Then, with the +water running off him, he got into an old smock and skirt that had +belonged to his grandmother and bought a grammar of the bulls' language +to study but he could never learn a word of it except the first personal +pronoun which he copied out big and got off by heart and if ever he went +out for a walk he filled his pockets with chalk to write it upon what +took his fancy, the side of a rock or a teahouse table or a bale of +cotton or a corkfloat. In short, he and the bull of Ireland were soon as +fast friends as an arse and a shirt. They were, says Mr Stephen, and +the end was that the men of the island seeing no help was toward, as +the ungrate women were all of one mind, made a wherry raft, loaded +themselves and their bundles of chattels on shipboard, set all masts +erect, manned the yards, sprang their luff, heaved to, spread three +sheets in the wind, put her head between wind and water, weighed anchor, +ported her helm, ran up the jolly Roger, gave three times three, let the +bullgine run, pushed off in their bumboat and put to sea to recover +the main of America. Which was the occasion, says Mr Vincent, of the +composing by a boatswain of that rollicking chanty: + + _--Pope Peter's but a pissabed. + A man's a man for a' that._ + +Our worthy acquaintance Mr Malachi Mulligan now appeared in the doorway +as the students were finishing their apologue accompanied with a friend +whom he had just rencountered, a young gentleman, his name Alec Bannon, +who had late come to town, it being his intention to buy a colour or a +cornetcy in the fencibles and list for the wars. Mr Mulligan was civil +enough to express some relish of it all the more as it jumped with a +project of his own for the cure of the very evil that had been touched +on. Whereat he handed round to the company a set of pasteboard cards +which he had had printed that day at Mr Quinnell's bearing a legend +printed in fair italics: _Mr Malachi Mulligan. Fertiliser and Incubator. +Lambay Island_. His project, as he went on to expound, was to withdraw +from the round of idle pleasures such as form the chief business of sir +Fopling Popinjay and sir Milksop Quidnunc in town and to devote himself +to the noblest task for which our bodily organism has been framed. Well, +let us hear of it, good my friend, said Mr Dixon. I make no doubt it +smacks of wenching. Come, be seated, both. 'Tis as cheap sitting as +standing. Mr Mulligan accepted of the invitation and, expatiating upon +his design, told his hearers that he had been led into this thought by +a consideration of the causes of sterility, both the inhibitory and the +prohibitory, whether the inhibition in its turn were due to conjugal +vexations or to a parsimony of the balance as well as whether the +prohibition proceeded from defects congenital or from proclivities +acquired. It grieved him plaguily, he said, to see the nuptial couch +defrauded of its dearest pledges: and to reflect upon so many agreeable +females with rich jointures, a prey to the vilest bonzes, who hide their +flambeau under a bushel in an uncongenial cloister or lose their womanly +bloom in the embraces of some unaccountable muskin when they might +multiply the inlets of happiness, sacrificing the inestimable jewel of +their sex when a hundred pretty fellows were at hand to caress, this, he +assured them, made his heart weep. To curb this inconvenient (which +he concluded due to a suppression of latent heat), having advised with +certain counsellors of worth and inspected into this matter, he had +resolved to purchase in fee simple for ever the freehold of Lambay +island from its holder, lord Talbot de Malahide, a Tory gentleman of +note much in favour with our ascendancy party. He proposed to set up +there a national fertilising farm to be named _Omphalos_ with an obelisk +hewn and erected after the fashion of Egypt and to offer his dutiful +yeoman services for the fecundation of any female of what grade of life +soever who should there direct to him with the desire of fulfilling the +functions of her natural. Money was no object, he said, nor would he +take a penny for his pains. The poorest kitchenwench no less than the +opulent lady of fashion, if so be their constructions and their tempers +were warm persuaders for their petitions, would find in him their man. +For his nutriment he shewed how he would feed himself exclusively upon a +diet of savoury tubercles and fish and coneys there, the flesh of these +latter prolific rodents being highly recommended for his purpose, both +broiled and stewed with a blade of mace and a pod or two of capsicum +chillies. After this homily which he delivered with much warmth of +asseveration Mr Mulligan in a trice put off from his hat a kerchief with +which he had shielded it. They both, it seems, had been overtaken by the +rain and for all their mending their pace had taken water, as might be +observed by Mr Mulligan's smallclothes of a hodden grey which was now +somewhat piebald. His project meanwhile was very favourably entertained +by his auditors and won hearty eulogies from all though Mr Dixon of +Mary's excepted to it, asking with a finicking air did he purpose also +to carry coals to Newcastle. Mr Mulligan however made court to the +scholarly by an apt quotation from the classics which, as it dwelt +upon his memory, seemed to him a sound and tasteful support of his +contention: _Talis ac tanta depravatio hujus seculi, O quirites, +ut matresfamiliarum nostrae lascivas cujuslibet semiviri libici +titillationes testibus ponderosis atque excelsis erectionibus +centurionum Romanorum magnopere anteponunt_, while for those of ruder +wit he drove home his point by analogies of the animal kingdom more +suitable to their stomach, the buck and doe of the forest glade, the +farmyard drake and duck. + +Valuing himself not a little upon his elegance, being indeed a proper +man of person, this talkative now applied himself to his dress with +animadversions of some heat upon the sudden whimsy of the atmospherics +while the company lavished their encomiums upon the project he had +advanced. The young gentleman, his friend, overjoyed as he was at a +passage that had late befallen him, could not forbear to tell it his +nearest neighbour. Mr Mulligan, now perceiving the table, asked for whom +were those loaves and fishes and, seeing the stranger, he made him +a civil bow and said, Pray, sir, was you in need of any professional +assistance we could give? Who, upon his offer, thanked him very +heartily, though preserving his proper distance, and replied that he was +come there about a lady, now an inmate of Horne's house, that was in an +interesting condition, poor body, from woman's woe (and here he fetched +a deep sigh) to know if her happiness had yet taken place. Mr Dixon, +to turn the table, took on to ask of Mr Mulligan himself whether +his incipient ventripotence, upon which he rallied him, betokened an +ovoblastic gestation in the prostatic utricle or male womb or was due, +as with the noted physician, Mr Austin Meldon, to a wolf in the stomach. +For answer Mr Mulligan, in a gale of laughter at his smalls, smote +himself bravely below the diaphragm, exclaiming with an admirable droll +mimic of Mother Grogan (the most excellent creature of her sex though +'tis pity she's a trollop): There's a belly that never bore a bastard. +This was so happy a conceit that it renewed the storm of mirth and threw +the whole room into the most violent agitations of delight. The spry +rattle had run on in the same vein of mimicry but for some larum in the +antechamber. + +Here the listener who was none other than the Scotch student, a little +fume of a fellow, blond as tow, congratulated in the liveliest fashion +with the young gentleman and, interrupting the narrative at a salient +point, having desired his visavis with a polite beck to have the +obligingness to pass him a flagon of cordial waters at the same time by +a questioning poise of the head (a whole century of polite breeding had +not achieved so nice a gesture) to which was united an equivalent but +contrary balance of the bottle asked the narrator as plainly as was ever +done in words if he might treat him with a cup of it. _Mais bien sûr_, +noble stranger, said he cheerily, _et mille compliments_. That you may +and very opportunely. There wanted nothing but this cup to crown my +felicity. But, gracious heaven, was I left with but a crust in my wallet +and a cupful of water from the well, my God, I would accept of them and +find it in my heart to kneel down upon the ground and give thanks to +the powers above for the happiness vouchsafed me by the Giver of good +things. With these words he approached the goblet to his lips, took a +complacent draught of the cordial, slicked his hair and, opening his +bosom, out popped a locket that hung from a silk riband, that very +picture which he had cherished ever since her hand had wrote therein. +Gazing upon those features with a world of tenderness, Ah, Monsieur, he +said, had you but beheld her as I did with these eyes at that affecting +instant with her dainty tucker and her new coquette cap (a gift for her +feastday as she told me prettily) in such an artless disorder, of so +melting a tenderness, 'pon my conscience, even you, Monsieur, had been +impelled by generous nature to deliver yourself wholly into the hands of +such an enemy or to quit the field for ever. I declare, I was never so +touched in all my life. God, I thank thee, as the Author of my days! +Thrice happy will he be whom so amiable a creature will bless with her +favours. A sigh of affection gave eloquence to these words and, having +replaced the locket in his bosom, he wiped his eye and sighed again. +Beneficent Disseminator of blessings to all Thy creatures, how great +and universal must be that sweetest of Thy tyrannies which can hold in +thrall the free and the bond, the simple swain and the polished coxcomb, +the lover in the heyday of reckless passion and the husband of maturer +years. But indeed, sir, I wander from the point. How mingled and +imperfect are all our sublunary joys. Maledicity! he exclaimed in +anguish. Would to God that foresight had but remembered me to take my +cloak along! I could weep to think of it. Then, though it had poured +seven showers, we were neither of us a penny the worse. But beshrew me, +he cried, clapping hand to his forehead, tomorrow will be a new day and, +thousand thunders, I know of a _marchand de capotes_, Monsieur Poyntz, +from whom I can have for a livre as snug a cloak of the French fashion +as ever kept a lady from wetting. Tut, tut! cries Le Fecondateur, +tripping in, my friend Monsieur Moore, that most accomplished traveller +(I have just cracked a half bottle AVEC LUI in a circle of the best wits +of the town), is my authority that in Cape Horn, _ventre biche_, they +have a rain that will wet through any, even the stoutest cloak. A +drenching of that violence, he tells me, _sans blague_, has sent more +than one luckless fellow in good earnest posthaste to another world. +Pooh! A _livre!_ cries Monsieur Lynch. The clumsy things are dear at a +sou. One umbrella, were it no bigger than a fairy mushroom, is worth ten +such stopgaps. No woman of any wit would wear one. My dear Kitty told me +today that she would dance in a deluge before ever she would starve in +such an ark of salvation for, as she reminded me (blushing piquantly and +whispering in my ear though there was none to snap her words but giddy +butterflies), dame Nature, by the divine blessing, has implanted it in +our hearts and it has become a household word that _il y a deux choses_ +for which the innocence of our original garb, in other circumstances a +breach of the proprieties, is the fittest, nay, the only garment. The +first, said she (and here my pretty philosopher, as I handed her to her +tilbury, to fix my attention, gently tipped with her tongue the outer +chamber of my ear), the first is a bath... But at this point a bell +tinkling in the hall cut short a discourse which promised so bravely for +the enrichment of our store of knowledge. + +Amid the general vacant hilarity of the assembly a bell rang and, while +all were conjecturing what might be the cause, Miss Callan entered and, +having spoken a few words in a low tone to young Mr Dixon, retired with +a profound bow to the company. The presence even for a moment among a +party of debauchees of a woman endued with every quality of modesty and +not less severe than beautiful refrained the humourous sallies even of +the most licentious but her departure was the signal for an outbreak of +ribaldry. Strike me silly, said Costello, a low fellow who was fuddled. +A monstrous fine bit of cowflesh! I'll be sworn she has rendezvoused +you. What, you dog? Have you a way with them? Gad's bud, immensely +so, said Mr Lynch. The bedside manner it is that they use in the Mater +hospice. Demme, does not Doctor O'Gargle chuck the nuns there under the +chin. As I look to be saved I had it from my Kitty who has been wardmaid +there any time these seven months. Lawksamercy, doctor, cried the young +blood in the primrose vest, feigning a womanish simper and with immodest +squirmings of his body, how you do tease a body! Drat the man! Bless +me, I'm all of a wibbly wobbly. Why, you're as bad as dear little Father +Cantekissem, that you are! May this pot of four half choke me, cried +Costello, if she aint in the family way. I knows a lady what's got a +white swelling quick as I claps eyes on her. The young surgeon, however, +rose and begged the company to excuse his retreat as the nurse had just +then informed him that he was needed in the ward. Merciful providence +had been pleased to put a period to the sufferings of the lady who was +_enceinte_ which she had borne with a laudable fortitude and she had +given birth to a bouncing boy. I want patience, said he, with those +who, without wit to enliven or learning to instruct, revile an ennobling +profession which, saving the reverence due to the Deity, is the greatest +power for happiness upon the earth. I am positive when I say that if +need were I could produce a cloud of witnesses to the excellence of +her noble exercitations which, so far from being a byword, should be a +glorious incentive in the human breast. I cannot away with them. What? +Malign such an one, the amiable Miss Callan, who is the lustre of +her own sex and the astonishment of ours? And at an instant the most +momentous that can befall a puny child of clay? Perish the thought! I +shudder to think of the future of a race where the seeds of such malice +have been sown and where no right reverence is rendered to mother and +maid in house of Horne. Having delivered himself of this rebuke he +saluted those present on the by and repaired to the door. A murmur +of approval arose from all and some were for ejecting the low soaker +without more ado, a design which would have been effected nor would +he have received more than his bare deserts had he not abridged his +transgression by affirming with a horrid imprecation (for he swore a +round hand) that he was as good a son of the true fold as ever drew +breath. Stap my vitals, said he, them was always the sentiments of +honest Frank Costello which I was bred up most particular to honour thy +father and thy mother that had the best hand to a rolypoly or a hasty +pudding as you ever see what I always looks back on with a loving heart. + +To revert to Mr Bloom who, after his first entry, had been conscious of +some impudent mocks which he however had borne with as being the fruits +of that age upon which it is commonly charged that it knows not +pity. The young sparks, it is true, were as full of extravagancies +as overgrown children: the words of their tumultuary discussions +were difficultly understood and not often nice: their testiness and +outrageous _mots_ were such that his intellects resiled from: nor were +they scrupulously sensible of the proprieties though their fund of +strong animal spirits spoke in their behalf. But the word of Mr Costello +was an unwelcome language for him for he nauseated the wretch that +seemed to him a cropeared creature of a misshapen gibbosity, born out +of wedlock and thrust like a crookback toothed and feet first into the +world, which the dint of the surgeon's pliers in his skull lent indeed +a colour to, so as to put him in thought of that missing link of +creation's chain desiderated by the late ingenious Mr Darwin. It was now +for more than the middle span of our allotted years that he had passed +through the thousand vicissitudes of existence and, being of a wary +ascendancy and self a man of rare forecast, he had enjoined his heart +to repress all motions of a rising choler and, by intercepting them +with the readiest precaution, foster within his breast that plenitude +of sufferance which base minds jeer at, rash judgers scorn and all find +tolerable and but tolerable. To those who create themselves wits at the +cost of feminine delicacy (a habit of mind which he never did hold +with) to them he would concede neither to bear the name nor to herit +the tradition of a proper breeding: while for such that, having lost +all forbearance, can lose no more, there remained the sharp antidote of +experience to cause their insolency to beat a precipitate and inglorious +retreat. Not but what he could feel with mettlesome youth which, caring +nought for the mows of dotards or the gruntlings of the severe, is ever +(as the chaste fancy of the Holy Writer expresses it) for eating of the +tree forbid it yet not so far forth as to pretermit humanity upon any +condition soever towards a gentlewoman when she was about her lawful +occasions. To conclude, while from the sister's words he had reckoned +upon a speedy delivery he was, however, it must be owned, not a little +alleviated by the intelligence that the issue so auspicated after an +ordeal of such duress now testified once more to the mercy as well as to +the bounty of the Supreme Being. + +Accordingly he broke his mind to his neighbour, saying that, to express +his notion of the thing, his opinion (who ought not perchance to express +one) was that one must have a cold constitution and a frigid genius not +to be rejoiced by this freshest news of the fruition of her confinement +since she had been in such pain through no fault of hers. The dressy +young blade said it was her husband's that put her in that expectation +or at least it ought to be unless she were another Ephesian matron. I +must acquaint you, said Mr Crotthers, clapping on the table so as to +evoke a resonant comment of emphasis, old Glory Allelujurum was round +again today, an elderly man with dundrearies, preferring through his +nose a request to have word of Wilhelmina, my life, as he calls her. I +bade him hold himself in readiness for that the event would burst anon. +'Slife, I'll be round with you. I cannot but extol the virile potency of +the old bucko that could still knock another child out of her. All fell +to praising of it, each after his own fashion, though the same young +blade held with his former view that another than her conjugial had +been the man in the gap, a clerk in orders, a linkboy (virtuous) or +an itinerant vendor of articles needed in every household. Singular, +communed the guest with himself, the wonderfully unequal faculty of +metempsychosis possessed by them, that the puerperal dormitory and the +dissecting theatre should be the seminaries of such frivolity, that the +mere acquisition of academic titles should suffice to transform in a +pinch of time these votaries of levity into exemplary practitioners of +an art which most men anywise eminent have esteemed the noblest. But, +he further added, it is mayhap to relieve the pentup feelings that in +common oppress them for I have more than once observed that birds of a +feather laugh together. + +But with what fitness, let it be asked of the noble lord, his patron, +has this alien, whom the concession of a gracious prince has admitted +to civic rights, constituted himself the lord paramount of our +internal polity? Where is now that gratitude which loyalty should have +counselled? During the recent war whenever the enemy had a temporary +advantage with his granados did this traitor to his kind not seize that +moment to discharge his piece against the empire of which he is a tenant +at will while he trembled for the security of his four per cents? Has he +forgotten this as he forgets all benefits received? Or is it that from +being a deluder of others he has become at last his own dupe as he is, +if report belie him not, his own and his only enjoyer? Far be it from +candour to violate the bedchamber of a respectable lady, the daughter of +a gallant major, or to cast the most distant reflections upon her +virtue but if he challenges attention there (as it was indeed highly his +interest not to have done) then be it so. Unhappy woman, she has been +too long and too persistently denied her legitimate prerogative to +listen to his objurgations with any other feeling than the derision of +the desperate. He says this, a censor of morals, a very pelican in his +piety, who did not scruple, oblivious of the ties of nature, to attempt +illicit intercourse with a female domestic drawn from the lowest strata +of society! Nay, had the hussy's scouringbrush not been her tutelary +angel, it had gone with her as hard as with Hagar, the Egyptian! In the +question of the grazing lands his peevish asperity is notorious and in +Mr Cuffe's hearing brought upon him from an indignant rancher a scathing +retort couched in terms as straightforward as they were bucolic. It ill +becomes him to preach that gospel. Has he not nearer home a seedfield +that lies fallow for the want of the ploughshare? A habit reprehensible +at puberty is second nature and an opprobrium in middle life. If he must +dispense his balm of Gilead in nostrums and apothegms of dubious taste +to restore to health a generation of unfledged profligates let his +practice consist better with the doctrines that now engross him. His +marital breast is the repository of secrets which decorum is reluctant +to adduce. The lewd suggestions of some faded beauty may console him for +a consort neglected and debauched but this new exponent of morals and +healer of ills is at his best an exotic tree which, when rooted in +its native orient, throve and flourished and was abundant in balm +but, transplanted to a clime more temperate, its roots have lost their +quondam vigour while the stuff that comes away from it is stagnant, acid +and inoperative. + +The news was imparted with a circumspection recalling the ceremonial +usage of the Sublime Porte by the second female infirmarian to the +junior medical officer in residence, who in his turn announced to the +delegation that an heir had been born, When he had betaken himself +to the women's apartment to assist at the prescribed ceremony of the +afterbirth in the presence of the secretary of state for domestic +affairs and the members of the privy council, silent in unanimous +exhaustion and approbation the delegates, chafing under the length and +solemnity of their vigil and hoping that the joyful occurrence would +palliate a licence which the simultaneous absence of abigail and +obstetrician rendered the easier, broke out at once into a strife of +tongues. In vain the voice of Mr Canvasser Bloom was heard endeavouring +to urge, to mollify, to refrain. The moment was too propitious for the +display of that discursiveness which seemed the only bond of union among +tempers so divergent. Every phase of the situation was successively +eviscerated: the prenatal repugnance of uterine brothers, the Caesarean +section, posthumity with respect to the father and, that rarer form, +with respect to the mother, the fratricidal case known as the Childs +Murder and rendered memorable by the impassioned plea of Mr Advocate +Bushe which secured the acquittal of the wrongfully accused, the +rights of primogeniture and king's bounty touching twins and triplets, +miscarriages and infanticides, simulated or dissimulated, the acardiac +_foetus in foetu_ and aprosopia due to a congestion, the agnathia +of certain chinless Chinamen (cited by Mr Candidate Mulligan) in +consequence of defective reunion of the maxillary knobs along the medial +line so that (as he said) one ear could hear what the other spoke, the +benefits of anesthesia or twilight sleep, the prolongation of labour +pains in advanced gravidancy by reason of pressure on the vein, the +premature relentment of the amniotic fluid (as exemplified in the +actual case) with consequent peril of sepsis to the matrix, artificial +insemination by means of syringes, involution of the womb consequent +upon the menopause, the problem of the perpetration of the species in +the case of females impregnated by delinquent rape, that distressing +manner of delivery called by the Brandenburghers _Sturzgeburt,_ the +recorded instances of multiseminal, twikindled and monstrous births +conceived during the catamenic period or of consanguineous parents--in +a word all the cases of human nativity which Aristotle has classified +in his masterpiece with chromolithographic illustrations. The gravest +problems of obstetrics and forensic medicine were examined with as much +animation as the most popular beliefs on the state of pregnancy such as +the forbidding to a gravid woman to step over a countrystile lest, +by her movement, the navelcord should strangle her creature and +the injunction upon her in the event of a yearning, ardently and +ineffectually entertained, to place her hand against that part of her +person which long usage has consecrated as the seat of castigation. +The abnormalities of harelip, breastmole, supernumerary digits, negro's +inkle, strawberry mark and portwine stain were alleged by one as a +_prima facie_ and natural hypothetical explanation of those swineheaded +(the case of Madame Grissel Steevens was not forgotten) or doghaired +infants occasionally born. The hypothesis of a plasmic memory, advanced +by the Caledonian envoy and worthy of the metaphysical traditions of +the land he stood for, envisaged in such cases an arrest of embryonic +development at some stage antecedent to the human. An outlandish +delegate sustained against both these views, with such heat as almost +carried conviction, the theory of copulation between women and the males +of brutes, his authority being his own avouchment in support of fables +such as that of the Minotaur which the genius of the elegant Latin poet +has handed down to us in the pages of his Metamorphoses. The impression +made by his words was immediate but shortlived. It was effaced as easily +as it had been evoked by an allocution from Mr Candidate Mulligan in +that vein of pleasantry which none better than he knew how to affect, +postulating as the supremest object of desire a nice clean old man. +Contemporaneously, a heated argument having arisen between Mr Delegate +Madden and Mr Candidate Lynch regarding the juridical and theological +dilemma created in the event of one Siamese twin predeceasing the other, +the difficulty by mutual consent was referred to Mr Canvasser Bloom +for instant submittal to Mr Coadjutor Deacon Dedalus. Hitherto silent, +whether the better to show by preternatural gravity that curious dignity +of the garb with which he was invested or in obedience to an inward +voice, he delivered briefly and, as some thought, perfunctorily the +ecclesiastical ordinance forbidding man to put asunder what God has +joined. + +But Malachias' tale began to freeze them with horror. He conjured up the +scene before them. The secret panel beside the chimney slid back and +in the recess appeared... Haines! Which of us did not feel his flesh +creep! He had a portfolio full of Celtic literature in one hand, in the +other a phial marked _Poison._ Surprise, horror, loathing were depicted +on all faces while he eyed them with a ghostly grin. I anticipated some +such reception, he began with an eldritch laugh, for which, it seems, +history is to blame. Yes, it is true. I am the murderer of Samuel +Childs. And how I am punished! The inferno has no terrors for me. This +is the appearance is on me. Tare and ages, what way would I be resting +at all, he muttered thickly, and I tramping Dublin this while back +with my share of songs and himself after me the like of a soulth or a +bullawurrus? My hell, and Ireland's, is in this life. It is what I tried +to obliterate my crime. Distractions, rookshooting, the Erse language +(he recited some), laudanum (he raised the phial to his lips), camping +out. In vain! His spectre stalks me. Dope is my only hope... Ah! +Destruction! The black panther! With a cry he suddenly vanished and the +panel slid back. An instant later his head appeared in the door opposite +and said: Meet me at Westland Row station at ten past eleven. He was +gone. Tears gushed from the eyes of the dissipated host. The seer +raised his hand to heaven, murmuring: The vendetta of Mananaun! The +sage repeated: _Lex talionis_. The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy +without incurring the immense debtorship for a thing done. Malachias, +overcome by emotion, ceased. The mystery was unveiled. Haines was the +third brother. His real name was Childs. The black panther was himself +the ghost of his own father. He drank drugs to obliterate. For this +relief much thanks. The lonely house by the graveyard is uninhabited. +No soul will live there. The spider pitches her web in the solitude. +The nocturnal rat peers from his hole. A curse is on it. It is haunted. +Murderer's ground. + +What is the age of the soul of man? As she hath the virtue of the +chameleon to change her hue at every new approach, to be gay with the +merry and mournful with the downcast, so too is her age changeable as +her mood. No longer is Leopold, as he sits there, ruminating, chewing +the cud of reminiscence, that staid agent of publicity and holder of a +modest substance in the funds. A score of years are blown away. He is +young Leopold. There, as in a retrospective arrangement, a mirror within +a mirror (hey, presto!), he beholdeth himself. That young figure of then +is seen, precociously manly, walking on a nipping morning from the old +house in Clanbrassil street to the high school, his booksatchel on +him bandolierwise, and in it a goodly hunk of wheaten loaf, a mother's +thought. Or it is the same figure, a year or so gone over, in his first +hard hat (ah, that was a day!), already on the road, a fullfledged +traveller for the family firm, equipped with an orderbook, a scented +handkerchief (not for show only), his case of bright trinketware (alas! +a thing now of the past!) and a quiverful of compliant smiles for this +or that halfwon housewife reckoning it out upon her fingertips or for +a budding virgin, shyly acknowledging (but the heart? tell me!) his +studied baisemoins. The scent, the smile, but, more than these, the dark +eyes and oleaginous address, brought home at duskfall many a commission +to the head of the firm, seated with Jacob's pipe after like labours in +the paternal ingle (a meal of noodles, you may be sure, is aheating), +reading through round horned spectacles some paper from the Europe of a +month before. But hey, presto, the mirror is breathed on and the young +knighterrant recedes, shrivels, dwindles to a tiny speck within the +mist. Now he is himself paternal and these about him might be his +sons. Who can say? The wise father knows his own child. He thinks of a +drizzling night in Hatch street, hard by the bonded stores there, the +first. Together (she is a poor waif, a child of shame, yours and mine +and of all for a bare shilling and her luckpenny), together they hear +the heavy tread of the watch as two raincaped shadows pass the new royal +university. Bridie! Bridie Kelly! He will never forget the name, ever +remember the night: first night, the bridenight. They are entwined +in nethermost darkness, the willer with the willed, and in an instant +(_fiat_!) light shall flood the world. Did heart leap to heart? Nay, +fair reader. In a breath 'twas done but--hold! Back! It must not be! In +terror the poor girl flees away through the murk. She is the bride of +darkness, a daughter of night. She dare not bear the sunnygolden babe +of day. No, Leopold. Name and memory solace thee not. That youthful +illusion of thy strength was taken from thee--and in vain. No son of thy +loins is by thee. There is none now to be for Leopold, what Leopold was +for Rudolph. + +The voices blend and fuse in clouded silence: silence that is the +infinite of space: and swiftly, silently the soul is wafted over regions +of cycles of generations that have lived. A region where grey twilight +ever descends, never falls on wide sagegreen pasturefields, shedding her +dusk, scattering a perennial dew of stars. She follows her mother with +ungainly steps, a mare leading her fillyfoal. Twilight phantoms +are they, yet moulded in prophetic grace of structure, slim shapely +haunches, a supple tendonous neck, the meek apprehensive skull. They +fade, sad phantoms: all is gone. Agendath is a waste land, a home of +screechowls and the sandblind upupa. Netaim, the golden, is no more. And +on the highway of the clouds they come, muttering thunder of rebellion, +the ghosts of beasts. Huuh! Hark! Huuh! Parallax stalks behind and goads +them, the lancinating lightnings of whose brow are scorpions. Elk and +yak, the bulls of Bashan and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they come +trooping to the sunken sea, _Lacus Mortis_. Ominous revengeful zodiacal +host! They moan, passing upon the clouds, horned and capricorned, the +trumpeted with the tusked, the lionmaned, the giantantlered, snouter +and crawler, rodent, ruminant and pachyderm, all their moving moaning +multitude, murderers of the sun. + +Onward to the dead sea they tramp to drink, unslaked and with horrible +gulpings, the salt somnolent inexhaustible flood. And the equine portent +grows again, magnified in the deserted heavens, nay to heaven's own +magnitude, till it looms, vast, over the house of Virgo. And lo, wonder +of metempsychosis, it is she, the everlasting bride, harbinger of the +daystar, the bride, ever virgin. It is she, Martha, thou lost one, +Millicent, the young, the dear, the radiant. How serene does she now +arise, a queen among the Pleiades, in the penultimate antelucan hour, +shod in sandals of bright gold, coifed with a veil of what do you call +it gossamer. It floats, it flows about her starborn flesh and loose it +streams, emerald, sapphire, mauve and heliotrope, sustained on currents +of the cold interstellar wind, winding, coiling, simply swirling, +writhing in the skies a mysterious writing till, after a myriad +metamorphoses of symbol, it blazes, Alpha, a ruby and triangled sign +upon the forehead of Taurus. + +Francis was reminding Stephen of years before when they had been at +school together in Conmee's time. He asked about Glaucon, Alcibiades, +Pisistratus. Where were they now? Neither knew. You have spoken of the +past and its phantoms, Stephen said. Why think of them? If I call them +into life across the waters of Lethe will not the poor ghosts troop to +my call? Who supposes it? I, Bous Stephanoumenos, bullockbefriending +bard, am lord and giver of their life. He encircled his gadding hair +with a coronal of vineleaves, smiling at Vincent. That answer and those +leaves, Vincent said to him, will adorn you more fitly when something +more, and greatly more, than a capful of light odes can call your genius +father. All who wish you well hope this for you. All desire to see +you bring forth the work you meditate, to acclaim you Stephaneforos. I +heartily wish you may not fail them. O no, Vincent Lenehan said, laying +a hand on the shoulder near him. Have no fear. He could not leave his +mother an orphan. The young man's face grew dark. All could see how hard +it was for him to be reminded of his promise and of his recent loss. He +would have withdrawn from the feast had not the noise of voices allayed +the smart. Madden had lost five drachmas on Sceptre for a whim of the +rider's name: Lenehan as much more. He told them of the race. The flag +fell and, huuh! off, scamper, the mare ran out freshly with 0. Madden +up. She was leading the field. All hearts were beating. Even Phyllis +could not contain herself. She waved her scarf and cried: Huzzah! +Sceptre wins! But in the straight on the run home when all were in close +order the dark horse Throwaway drew level, reached, outstripped her. All +was lost now. Phyllis was silent: her eyes were sad anemones. Juno, she +cried, I am undone. But her lover consoled her and brought her a bright +casket of gold in which lay some oval sugarplums which she partook. A +tear fell: one only. A whacking fine whip, said Lenehan, is W. Lane. +Four winners yesterday and three today. What rider is like him? Mount +him on the camel or the boisterous buffalo the victory in a hack canter +is still his. But let us bear it as was the ancient wont. Mercy on the +luckless! Poor Sceptre! he said with a light sigh. She is not the filly +that she was. Never, by this hand, shall we behold such another. By gad, +sir, a queen of them. Do you remember her, Vincent? I wish you could +have seen my queen today, Vincent said. How young she was and radiant +(Lalage were scarce fair beside her) in her yellow shoes and frock of +muslin, I do not know the right name of it. The chestnuts that shaded +us were in bloom: the air drooped with their persuasive odour and with +pollen floating by us. In the sunny patches one might easily have +cooked on a stone a batch of those buns with Corinth fruit in them that +Periplipomenes sells in his booth near the bridge. But she had nought +for her teeth but the arm with which I held her and in that she nibbled +mischievously when I pressed too close. A week ago she lay ill, four +days on the couch, but today she was free, blithe, mocked at peril. +She is more taking then. Her posies tool Mad romp that she is, she had +pulled her fill as we reclined together. And in your ear, my friend, you +will not think who met us as we left the field. Conmee himself! He was +walking by the hedge, reading, I think a brevier book with, I doubt not, +a witty letter in it from Glycera or Chloe to keep the page. The sweet +creature turned all colours in her confusion, feigning to reprove a +slight disorder in her dress: a slip of underwood clung there for the +very trees adore her. When Conmee had passed she glanced at her lovely +echo in that little mirror she carries. But he had been kind. In going +by he had blessed us. The gods too are ever kind, Lenehan said. If I had +poor luck with Bass's mare perhaps this draught of his may serve me more +propensely. He was laying his hand upon a winejar: Malachi saw it and +withheld his act, pointing to the stranger and to the scarlet label. +Warily, Malachi whispered, preserve a druid silence. His soul is far +away. It is as painful perhaps to be awakened from a vision as to be +born. Any object, intensely regarded, may be a gate of access to the +incorruptible eon of the gods. Do you not think it, Stephen? Theosophos +told me so, Stephen answered, whom in a previous existence Egyptian +priests initiated into the mysteries of karmic law. The lords of the +moon, Theosophos told me, an orangefiery shipload from planet Alpha +of the lunar chain would not assume the etheric doubles and these +were therefore incarnated by the rubycoloured egos from the second +constellation. + +However, as a matter of fact though, the preposterous surmise about him +being in some description of a doldrums or other or mesmerised which +was entirely due to a misconception of the shallowest character, was +not the case at all. The individual whose visual organs while the above +was going on were at this juncture commencing to exhibit symptoms of +animation was as astute if not astuter than any man living and anybody +that conjectured the contrary would have found themselves pretty +speedily in the wrong shop. During the past four minutes or thereabouts +he had been staring hard at a certain amount of number one Bass bottled +by Messrs Bass and Co at Burton-on-Trent which happened to be situated +amongst a lot of others right opposite to where he was and which was +certainly calculated to attract anyone's remark on account of its +scarlet appearance. He was simply and solely, as it subsequently +transpired for reasons best known to himself, which put quite an +altogether different complexion on the proceedings, after the moment +before's observations about boyhood days and the turf, recollecting two +or three private transactions of his own which the other two were as +mutually innocent of as the babe unborn. Eventually, however, both +their eyes met and as soon as it began to dawn on him that the other was +endeavouring to help himself to the thing he involuntarily determined +to help him himself and so he accordingly took hold of the neck of the +mediumsized glass recipient which contained the fluid sought after and +made a capacious hole in it by pouring a lot of it out with, also at the +same time, however, a considerable degree of attentiveness in order not +to upset any of the beer that was in it about the place. + +The debate which ensued was in its scope and progress an epitome of the +course of life. Neither place nor council was lacking in dignity. The +debaters were the keenest in the land, the theme they were engaged on +the loftiest and most vital. The high hall of Horne's house had never +beheld an assembly so representative and so varied nor had the +old rafters of that establishment ever listened to a language so +encyclopaedic. A gallant scene in truth it made. Crotthers was there at +the foot of the table in his striking Highland garb, his face glowing +from the briny airs of the Mull of Galloway. There too, opposite to him, +was Lynch whose countenance bore already the stigmata of early depravity +and premature wisdom. Next the Scotchman was the place assigned to +Costello, the eccentric, while at his side was seated in stolid repose +the squat form of Madden. The chair of the resident indeed stood vacant +before the hearth but on either flank of it the figure of Bannon in +explorer's kit of tweed shorts and salted cowhide brogues contrasted +sharply with the primrose elegance and townbred manners of Malachi +Roland St John Mulligan. Lastly at the head of the board was the young +poet who found a refuge from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical +inquisition in the convivial atmosphere of Socratic discussion, while +to right and left of him were accommodated the flippant prognosticator, +fresh from the hippodrome, and that vigilant wanderer, soiled by the +dust of travel and combat and stained by the mire of an indelible +dishonour, but from whose steadfast and constant heart no lure or peril +or threat or degradation could ever efface the image of that voluptuous +loveliness which the inspired pencil of Lafayette has limned for ages +yet to come. + +It had better be stated here and now at the outset that the perverted +transcendentalism to which Mr S. Dedalus' (Div. Scep.) contentions +would appear to prove him pretty badly addicted runs directly counter to +accepted scientific methods. Science, it cannot be too often repeated, +deals with tangible phenomena. The man of science like the man in the +street has to face hardheaded facts that cannot be blinked and explain +them as best he can. There may be, it is true, some questions which +science cannot answer--at present--such as the first problem submitted +by Mr L. Bloom (Pubb. Canv.) regarding the future determination of sex. +Must we accept the view of Empedocles of Trinacria that the right ovary +(the postmenstrual period, assert others) is responsible for the birth +of males or are the too long neglected spermatozoa or nemasperms the +differentiating factors or is it, as most embryologists incline to +opine, such as Culpepper, Spallanzani, Blumenbach, Lusk, Hertwig, +Leopold and Valenti, a mixture of both? This would be tantamount to +a cooperation (one of nature's favourite devices) between the _nisus +formativus_ of the nemasperm on the one hand and on the other a happily +chosen position, _succubitus felix_ of the passive element. The other +problem raised by the same inquirer is scarcely less vital: infant +mortality. It is interesting because, as he pertinently remarks, we +are all born in the same way but we all die in different ways. Mr M. +Mulligan (Hyg. et Eug. Doc.) blames the sanitary conditions in which +our greylunged citizens contract adenoids, pulmonary complaints etc. by +inhaling the bacteria which lurk in dust. These factors, he alleged, +and the revolting spectacles offered by our streets, hideous publicity +posters, religious ministers of all denominations, mutilated soldiers +and sailors, exposed scorbutic cardrivers, the suspended carcases of +dead animals, paranoic bachelors and unfructified duennas--these, he +said, were accountable for any and every fallingoff in the calibre of +the race. Kalipedia, he prophesied, would soon be generally adopted +and all the graces of life, genuinely good music, agreeable literature, +light philosophy, instructive pictures, plastercast reproductions of +the classical statues such as Venus and Apollo, artistic coloured +photographs of prize babies, all these little attentions would enable +ladies who were in a particular condition to pass the intervening months +in a most enjoyable manner. Mr J. Crotthers (Disc. Bacc.) attributes +some of these demises to abdominal trauma in the case of women workers +subjected to heavy labours in the workshop and to marital discipline in +the home but by far the vast majority to neglect, private or official, +culminating in the exposure of newborn infants, the practice of criminal +abortion or in the atrocious crime of infanticide. Although the former +(we are thinking of neglect) is undoubtedly only too true the case he +cites of nurses forgetting to count the sponges in the peritoneal cavity +is too rare to be normative. In fact when one comes to look into it the +wonder is that so many pregnancies and deliveries go off so well as they +do, all things considered and in spite of our human shortcomings which +often baulk nature in her intentions. An ingenious suggestion is +that thrown out by Mr V. Lynch (Bacc. Arith.) that both natality and +mortality, as well as all other phenomena of evolution, tidal movements, +lunar phases, blood temperatures, diseases in general, everything, in +fine, in nature's vast workshop from the extinction of some remote sun +to the blossoming of one of the countless flowers which beautify our +public parks is subject to a law of numeration as yet unascertained. +Still the plain straightforward question why a child of normally healthy +parents and seemingly a healthy child and properly looked after succumbs +unaccountably in early childhood (though other children of the same +marriage do not) must certainly, in the poet's words, give us pause. +Nature, we may rest assured, has her own good and cogent reasons for +whatever she does and in all probability such deaths are due to some law +of anticipation by which organisms in which morbous germs have taken +up their residence (modern science has conclusively shown that only the +plasmic substance can be said to be immortal) tend to disappear at an +increasingly earlier stage of development, an arrangement which, though +productive of pain to some of our feelings (notably the maternal), is +nevertheless, some of us think, in the long run beneficial to the +race in general in securing thereby the survival of the fittest. Mr S. +Dedalus' (Div. Scep.) remark (or should it be called an interruption?) +that an omnivorous being which can masticate, deglute, digest and +apparently pass through the ordinary channel with pluterperfect +imperturbability such multifarious aliments as cancrenous females +emaciated by parturition, corpulent professional gentlemen, not to speak +of jaundiced politicians and chlorotic nuns, might possibly find gastric +relief in an innocent collation of staggering bob, reveals as nought +else could and in a very unsavoury light the tendency above alluded to. +For the enlightenment of those who are not so intimately acquainted with +the minutiae of the municipal abattoir as this morbidminded esthete and +embryo philosopher who for all his overweening bumptiousness in things +scientific can scarcely distinguish an acid from an alkali prides +himself on being, it should perhaps be stated that staggering bob in +the vile parlance of our lowerclass licensed victuallers signifies the +cookable and eatable flesh of a calf newly dropped from its mother. In +a recent public controversy with Mr L. Bloom (Pubb. Canv.) which took +place in the commons' hall of the National Maternity Hospital, 29, 30 +and 31 Holles street, of which, as is well known, Dr A. Horne (Lic. in +Midw., F. K. Q. C. P. I.) is the able and popular master, he is reported +by eyewitnesses as having stated that once a woman has let the cat +into the bag (an esthete's allusion, presumably, to one of the most +complicated and marvellous of all nature's processes--the act of sexual +congress) she must let it out again or give it life, as he phrased it, +to save her own. At the risk of her own, was the telling rejoinder of +his interlocutor, none the less effective for the moderate and measured +tone in which it was delivered. + +Meanwhile the skill and patience of the physician had brought about a +happy _accouchement._ It had been a weary weary while both for patient +and doctor. All that surgical skill could do was done and the brave +woman had manfully helped. She had. She had fought the good fight and +now she was very very happy. Those who have passed on, who have gone +before, are happy too as they gaze down and smile upon the touching +scene. Reverently look at her as she reclines there with the motherlight +in her eyes, that longing hunger for baby fingers (a pretty sight it is +to see), in the first bloom of her new motherhood, breathing a silent +prayer of thanksgiving to One above, the Universal Husband. And as her +loving eyes behold her babe she wishes only one blessing more, to have +her dear Doady there with her to share her joy, to lay in his arms that +mite of God's clay, the fruit of their lawful embraces. He is older now +(you and I may whisper it) and a trifle stooped in the shoulders yet +in the whirligig of years a grave dignity has come to the conscientious +second accountant of the Ulster bank, College Green branch. O Doady, +loved one of old, faithful lifemate now, it may never be again, that +faroff time of the roses! With the old shake of her pretty head she +recalls those days. God! How beautiful now across the mist of years! But +their children are grouped in her imagination about the bedside, hers +and his, Charley, Mary Alice, Frederick Albert (if he had lived), Mamy, +Budgy (Victoria Frances), Tom, Violet Constance Louisa, darling little +Bobsy (called after our famous hero of the South African war, lord Bobs +of Waterford and Candahar) and now this last pledge of their union, a +Purefoy if ever there was one, with the true Purefoy nose. Young hopeful +will be christened Mortimer Edward after the influential third cousin of +Mr Purefoy in the Treasury Remembrancer's office, Dublin Castle. And so +time wags on: but father Cronion has dealt lightly here. No, let no sigh +break from that bosom, dear gentle Mina. And Doady, knock the ashes from +your pipe, the seasoned briar you still fancy when the curfew rings for +you (may it be the distant day!) and dout the light whereby you read +in the Sacred Book for the oil too has run low, and so with a tranquil +heart to bed, to rest. He knows and will call in His own good time. You +too have fought the good fight and played loyally your man's part. Sir, +to you my hand. Well done, thou good and faithful servant! + +There are sins or (let us call them as the world calls them) evil +memories which are hidden away by man in the darkest places of the heart +but they abide there and wait. He may suffer their memory to grow dim, +let them be as though they had not been and all but persuade himself +that they were not or at least were otherwise. Yet a chance word will +call them forth suddenly and they will rise up to confront him in the +most various circumstances, a vision or a dream, or while timbrel +and harp soothe his senses or amid the cool silver tranquility of the +evening or at the feast, at midnight, when he is now filled with wine. +Not to insult over him will the vision come as over one that lies under +her wrath, not for vengeance to cut him off from the living but shrouded +in the piteous vesture of the past, silent, remote, reproachful. + +The stranger still regarded on the face before him a slow recession of +that false calm there, imposed, as it seemed, by habit or some studied +trick, upon words so embittered as to accuse in their speaker an +unhealthiness, a _flair,_ for the cruder things of life. A scene +disengages itself in the observer's memory, evoked, it would seem, by +a word of so natural a homeliness as if those days were really present +there (as some thought) with their immediate pleasures. A shaven space +of lawn one soft May evening, the wellremembered grove of lilacs at +Roundtown, purple and white, fragrant slender spectators of the game but +with much real interest in the pellets as they run slowly forward over +the sward or collide and stop, one by its fellow, with a brief alert +shock. And yonder about that grey urn where the water moves at times +in thoughtful irrigation you saw another as fragrant sisterhood, Floey, +Atty, Tiny and their darker friend with I know not what of arresting in +her pose then, Our Lady of the Cherries, a comely brace of them pendent +from an ear, bringing out the foreign warmth of the skin so daintily +against the cool ardent fruit. A lad of four or five in linseywoolsey +(blossomtime but there will be cheer in the kindly hearth when ere long +the bowls are gathered and hutched) is standing on the urn secured by +that circle of girlish fond hands. He frowns a little just as this young +man does now with a perhaps too conscious enjoyment of the danger but +must needs glance at whiles towards where his mother watches from the +PIAZZETTA giving upon the flowerclose with a faint shadow of remoteness +or of reproach (_alles Vergangliche_) in her glad look. + +Mark this farther and remember. The end comes suddenly. Enter that +antechamber of birth where the studious are assembled and note their +faces. Nothing, as it seems, there of rash or violent. Quietude of +custody, rather, befitting their station in that house, the vigilant +watch of shepherds and of angels about a crib in Bethlehem of Juda long +ago. But as before the lightning the serried stormclouds, heavy with +preponderant excess of moisture, in swollen masses turgidly distended, +compass earth and sky in one vast slumber, impending above parched field +and drowsy oxen and blighted growth of shrub and verdure till in an +instant a flash rives their centres and with the reverberation of the +thunder the cloudburst pours its torrent, so and not otherwise was the +transformation, violent and instantaneous, upon the utterance of the +word. + +Burke's! outflings my lord Stephen, giving the cry, and a tag and +bobtail of all them after, cockerel, jackanapes, welsher, pilldoctor, +punctual Bloom at heels with a universal grabbing at headgear, +ashplants, bilbos, Panama hats and scabbards, Zermatt alpenstocks and +what not. A dedale of lusty youth, noble every student there. Nurse +Callan taken aback in the hallway cannot stay them nor smiling surgeon +coming downstairs with news of placentation ended, a full pound if a +milligramme. They hark him on. The door! It is open? Ha! They are out, +tumultuously, off for a minute's race, all bravely legging it, Burke's +of Denzille and Holles their ulterior goal. Dixon follows giving them +sharp language but raps out an oath, he too, and on. Bloom stays with +nurse a thought to send a kind word to happy mother and nurseling up +there. Doctor Diet and Doctor Quiet. Looks she too not other now? Ward +of watching in Horne's house has told its tale in that washedout pallor. +Then all being gone, a glance of motherwit helping, he whispers close in +going: Madam, when comes the storkbird for thee? + +The air without is impregnated with raindew moisture, life essence +celestial, glistening on Dublin stone there under starshiny _coelum._ +God's air, the Allfather's air, scintillant circumambient cessile air. +Breathe it deep into thee. By heaven, Theodore Purefoy, thou hast done a +doughty deed and no botch! Thou art, I vow, the remarkablest progenitor +barring none in this chaffering allincluding most farraginous chronicle. +Astounding! In her lay a Godframed Godgiven preformed possibility which +thou hast fructified with thy modicum of man's work. Cleave to her! +Serve! Toil on, labour like a very bandog and let scholarment and all +Malthusiasts go hang. Thou art all their daddies, Theodore. Art drooping +under thy load, bemoiled with butcher's bills at home and ingots (not +thine!) in the countinghouse? Head up! For every newbegotten thou shalt +gather thy homer of ripe wheat. See, thy fleece is drenched. Dost envy +Darby Dullman there with his Joan? A canting jay and a rheumeyed +curdog is all their progeny. Pshaw, I tell thee! He is a mule, a dead +gasteropod, without vim or stamina, not worth a cracked kreutzer. +Copulation without population! No, say I! Herod's slaughter of the +innocents were the truer name. Vegetables, forsooth, and sterile +cohabitation! Give her beefsteaks, red, raw, bleeding! She is a hoary +pandemonium of ills, enlarged glands, mumps, quinsy, bunions, hayfever, +bedsores, ringworm, floating kidney, Derbyshire neck, warts, bilious +attacks, gallstones, cold feet, varicose veins. A truce to threnes and +trentals and jeremies and all such congenital defunctive music! Twenty +years of it, regret them not. With thee it was not as with many that +will and would and wait and never--do. Thou sawest thy America, thy +lifetask, and didst charge to cover like the transpontine bison. How +saith Zarathustra? _Deine Kuh Trübsal melkest Du. Nun Trinkst Du die +süsse Milch des Euters_. See! it displodes for thee in abundance. Drink, +man, an udderful! Mother's milk, Purefoy, the milk of human kin, milk +too of those burgeoning stars overhead rutilant in thin rainvapour, +punch milk, such as those rioters will quaff in their guzzling den, milk +of madness, the honeymilk of Canaan's land. Thy cow's dug was tough, +what? Ay, but her milk is hot and sweet and fattening. No dollop this +but thick rich bonnyclaber. To her, old patriarch! Pap! _Per deam +Partulam et Pertundam nunc est bibendum_! + +All off for a buster, armstrong, hollering down the street. Bonafides. +Where you slep las nigh? Timothy of the battered naggin. Like ole +Billyo. Any brollies or gumboots in the fambly? Where the Henry Nevil's +sawbones and ole clo? Sorra one o' me knows. Hurrah there, Dix! Forward +to the ribbon counter. Where's Punch? All serene. Jay, look at the +drunken minister coming out of the maternity hospal! _Benedicat vos +omnipotens Deus, Pater et Filius_. A make, mister. The Denzille lane +boys. Hell, blast ye! Scoot. Righto, Isaacs, shove em out of the +bleeding limelight. Yous join uz, dear sir? No hentrusion in life. Lou +heap good man. Allee samee dis bunch. _En avant, mes enfants_! Fire +away number one on the gun. Burke's! Burke's! Thence they advanced five +parasangs. Slattery's mounted foot. Where's that bleeding awfur? Parson +Steve, apostates' creed! No, no, Mulligan! Abaft there! Shove ahead. +Keep a watch on the clock. Chuckingout time. Mullee! What's on you? _Ma +mère m'a mariée._ British Beatitudes! _Retamplatan Digidi Boumboum_. +Ayes have it. To be printed and bound at the Druiddrum press by two +designing females. Calf covers of pissedon green. Last word in art +shades. Most beautiful book come out of Ireland my time. _Silentium!_ +Get a spurt on. Tention. Proceed to nearest canteen and there annex +liquor stores. March! Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are (atitudes!) +parching. Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs battleships, buggery +and bishops. Whether on the scaffold high. Beer, beef, trample the +bibles. When for Irelandear. Trample the trampellers. Thunderation! Keep +the durned millingtary step. We fall. Bishops boosebox. Halt! Heave to. +Rugger. Scrum in. No touch kicking. Wow, my tootsies! You hurt? Most +amazingly sorry! + +Query. Who's astanding this here do? Proud possessor of damnall. Declare +misery. Bet to the ropes. Me nantee saltee. Not a red at me this week +gone. Yours? Mead of our fathers for the _Übermensch._ Dittoh. Five +number ones. You, sir? Ginger cordial. Chase me, the cabby's caudle. +Stimulate the caloric. Winding of his ticker. Stopped short never to go +again when the old. Absinthe for me, savvy? _Caramba!_ Have an eggnog or +a prairie oyster. Enemy? Avuncular's got my timepiece. Ten to. Obligated +awful. Don't mention it. Got a pectoral trauma, eh, Dix? Pos fact. Got +bet be a boomblebee whenever he wus settin sleepin in hes bit garten. +Digs up near the Mater. Buckled he is. Know his dona? Yup, sartin I do. +Full of a dure. See her in her dishybilly. Peels off a credit. Lovey +lovekin. None of your lean kine, not much. Pull down the blind, love. +Two Ardilauns. Same here. Look slippery. If you fall don't wait to get +up. Five, seven, nine. Fine! Got a prime pair of mincepies, no kid. And +her take me to rests and her anker of rum. Must be seen to be believed. +Your starving eyes and allbeplastered neck you stole my heart, O +gluepot. Sir? Spud again the rheumatiz? All poppycock, you'll scuse me +saying. For the hoi polloi. I vear thee beest a gert vool. Well, doc? +Back fro Lapland? Your corporosity sagaciating O K? How's the squaws +and papooses? Womanbody after going on the straw? Stand and deliver. +Password. There's hair. Ours the white death and the ruddy birth. Hi! +Spit in your own eye, boss! Mummer's wire. Cribbed out of Meredith. +Jesified, orchidised, polycimical jesuit! Aunty mine's writing Pa Kinch. +Baddybad Stephen lead astray goodygood Malachi. + +Hurroo! Collar the leather, youngun. Roun wi the nappy. Here, Jock braw +Hielentman's your barleybree. Lang may your lum reek and your kailpot +boil! My tipple. _Merci._ Here's to us. How's that? Leg before wicket. +Don't stain my brandnew sitinems. Give's a shake of peppe, you there. +Catch aholt. Caraway seed to carry away. Twig? Shrieks of silence. Every +cove to his gentry mort. Venus Pandemos. _Les petites femmes_. Bold bad +girl from the town of Mullingar. Tell her I was axing at her. Hauding +Sara by the wame. On the road to Malahide. Me? If she who seduced me had +left but the name. What do you want for ninepence? Machree, macruiskeen. +Smutty Moll for a mattress jig. And a pull all together. _Ex!_ + +Waiting, guvnor? Most deciduously. Bet your boots on. Stunned like, +seeing as how no shiners is acoming. Underconstumble? He've got the +chink _ad lib_. Seed near free poun on un a spell ago a said war hisn. +Us come right in on your invite, see? Up to you, matey. Out with the +oof. Two bar and a wing. You larn that go off of they there Frenchy +bilks? Won't wash here for nuts nohow. Lil chile velly solly. Ise de +cutest colour coon down our side. Gawds teruth, Chawley. We are nae fou. +We're nae tha fou. Au reservoir, mossoo. Tanks you. + +'Tis, sure. What say? In the speakeasy. Tight. I shee you, shir. Bantam, +two days teetee. Bowsing nowt but claretwine. Garn! Have a glint, do. +Gum, I'm jiggered. And been to barber he have. Too full for words. With +a railway bloke. How come you so? Opera he'd like? Rose of Castile. Rows +of cast. Police! Some H2O for a gent fainted. Look at Bantam's flowers. +Gemini. He's going to holler. The colleen bawn. My colleen bawn. O, +cheese it! Shut his blurry Dutch oven with a firm hand. Had the winner +today till I tipped him a dead cert. The ruffin cly the nab of Stephen +Hand as give me the jady coppaleen. He strike a telegramboy paddock wire +big bug Bass to the depot. Shove him a joey and grahamise. Mare on form +hot order. Guinea to a goosegog. Tell a cram, that. Gospeltrue. Criminal +diversion? I think that yes. Sure thing. Land him in chokeechokee if the +harman beck copped the game. Madden back Madden's a maddening back. O +lust our refuge and our strength. Decamping. Must you go? Off to mammy. +Stand by. Hide my blushes someone. All in if he spots me. Come ahome, +our Bantam. Horryvar, mong vioo. Dinna forget the cowslips for hersel. +Cornfide. Wha gev ye thon colt? Pal to pal. Jannock. Of John Thomas, her +spouse. No fake, old man Leo. S'elp me, honest injun. Shiver my timbers +if I had. There's a great big holy friar. Vyfor you no me tell? Vel, +I ses, if that aint a sheeny nachez, vel, I vil get misha mishinnah. +Through yerd our lord, Amen. + +You move a motion? Steve boy, you're going it some. More bluggy +drunkables? Will immensely splendiferous stander permit one stooder of +most extreme poverty and one largesize grandacious thirst to terminate +one expensive inaugurated libation? Give's a breather. Landlord, +landlord, have you good wine, staboo? Hoots, mon, a wee drap to pree. +Cut and come again. Right. Boniface! Absinthe the lot. _Nos omnes +biberimus viridum toxicum diabolus capiat posterioria nostria_. +Closingtime, gents. Eh? Rome boose for the Bloom toff. I hear you say +onions? Bloo? Cadges ads. Photo's papli, by all that's gorgeous. Play +low, pardner. Slide. _Bonsoir la compagnie_. And snares of the poxfiend. +Where's the buck and Namby Amby? Skunked? Leg bail. Aweel, ye maun e'en +gang yer gates. Checkmate. King to tower. Kind Kristyann wil yu help +yung man hoose frend tuk bungellow kee tu find plais whear tu lay crown +of his hed 2 night. Crickey, I'm about sprung. Tarnally dog gone my +shins if this beent the bestest puttiest longbreak yet. Item, curate, +couple of cookies for this child. Cot's plood and prandypalls, none! Not +a pite of sheeses? Thrust syphilis down to hell and with him those other +licensed spirits. Time, gents! Who wander through the world. Health all! +_a la vôtre_! + +Golly, whatten tunket's yon guy in the mackintosh? Dusty Rhodes. Peep +at his wearables. By mighty! What's he got? Jubilee mutton. Bovril, +by James. Wants it real bad. D'ye ken bare socks? Seedy cuss in the +Richmond? Rawthere! Thought he had a deposit of lead in his penis. +Trumpery insanity. Bartle the Bread we calls him. That, sir, was once +a prosperous cit. Man all tattered and torn that married a maiden all +forlorn. Slung her hook, she did. Here see lost love. Walking Mackintosh +of lonely canyon. Tuck and turn in. Schedule time. Nix for the hornies. +Pardon? Seen him today at a runefal? Chum o' yourn passed in his checks? +Ludamassy! Pore piccaninnies! Thou'll no be telling me thot, Pold veg! +Did ums blubble bigsplash crytears cos fren Padney was took off in black +bag? Of all de darkies Massa Pat was verra best. I never see the like +since I was born. _Tiens, tiens_, but it is well sad, that, my faith, +yes. O, get, rev on a gradient one in nine. Live axle drives are souped. +Lay you two to one Jenatzy licks him ruddy well hollow. Jappies? High +angle fire, inyah! Sunk by war specials. Be worse for him, says he, nor +any Rooshian. Time all. There's eleven of them. Get ye gone. Forward, +woozy wobblers! Night. Night. May Allah the Excellent One your soul this +night ever tremendously conserve. + +Your attention! We're nae tha fou. The Leith police dismisseth us. The +least tholice. Ware hawks for the chap puking. Unwell in his abominable +regions. Yooka. Night. Mona, my true love. Yook. Mona, my own love. Ook. + +Hark! Shut your obstropolos. Pflaap! Pflaap! Blaze on. There she goes. +Brigade! Bout ship. Mount street way. Cut up! Pflaap! Tally ho. You not +come? Run, skelter, race. Pflaaaap! + +Lynch! Hey? Sign on long o' me. Denzille lane this way. Change here for +Bawdyhouse. We two, she said, will seek the kips where shady Mary is. +Righto, any old time. _Laetabuntur in cubilibus suis_. You coming long? +Whisper, who the sooty hell's the johnny in the black duds? Hush! Sinned +against the light and even now that day is at hand when he shall come to +judge the world by fire. Pflaap! _Ut implerentur scripturae_. Strike +up a ballad. Then outspake medical Dick to his comrade medical Davy. +Christicle, who's this excrement yellow gospeller on the Merrion +hall? Elijah is coming! Washed in the blood of the Lamb. Come on you +winefizzling, ginsizzling, booseguzzling existences! Come on, you +dog-gone, bullnecked, beetlebrowed, hogjowled, peanutbrained, weaseleyed +fourflushers, false alarms and excess baggage! Come on, you triple +extract of infamy! Alexander J Christ Dowie, that's my name, that's +yanked to glory most half this planet from Frisco beach to Vladivostok. +The Deity aint no nickel dime bumshow. I put it to you that He's on the +square and a corking fine business proposition. He's the grandest thing +yet and don't you forget it. Shout salvation in King Jesus. You'll +need to rise precious early you sinner there, if you want to diddle the +Almighty God. Pflaaaap! Not half. He's got a coughmixture with a punch +in it for you, my friend, in his back pocket. Just you try it on. + + + +_The Mabbot street entrance of nighttown, before which stretches +an uncobbled tramsiding set with skeleton tracks, red and green +will-o'-the-wisps and danger signals. Rows of grimy houses with gaping +doors. Rare lamps with faint rainbow fins. Round Rabaiotti's halted ice +gondola stunted men and women squabble. They grab wafers between which +are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow. Sucking, they scatter slowly. +Children. The swancomb of the gondola, highreared, forges on through the +murk, white and blue under a lighthouse. Whistles call and answer._ + +THE CALLS: Wait, my love, and I'll be with you. + +THE ANSWERS: Round behind the stable. + +_(A deafmute idiot with goggle eyes, his shapeless mouth dribbling, +jerks past, shaken in Saint Vitus' dance. A chain of children 's hands +imprisons him.)_ + +THE CHILDREN: Kithogue! Salute! + +THE IDIOT: _(Lifts a palsied left arm and gurgles)_ Grhahute! + +THE CHILDREN: Where's the great light? + +THE IDIOT: _(Gobbing)_ Ghaghahest. + +_(They release him. He jerks on. A pigmy woman swings on a rope slung +between two railings, counting. A form sprawled against a dustbin and +muffled by its arm and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, and +snores again. On a step a gnome totting among a rubbishtip crouches +to shoulder a sack of rags and bones. A crone standing by with a smoky +oillamp rams her last bottle in the maw of his sack. He heaves his +booty, tugs askew his peaked cap and hobbles off mutely. The crone +makes back for her lair, swaying her lamp. A bandy child, asquat on the +doorstep with a paper shuttlecock, crawls sidling after her in spurts, +clutches her skirt, scrambles up. A drunken navvy grips with both hands +the railings of an area, lurching heavily. At a comer two night watch in +shouldercapes, their hands upon their staffholsters, loom tall. A plate +crashes: a woman screams: a child wails. Oaths of a man roar, mutter, +cease. Figures wander, lurk, peer from warrens. In a room lit by a +candle stuck in a bottleneck a slut combs out the tatts from the hair +of a scrofulous child. Cissy Caffrey's voice, still young, sings shrill +from a lane.)_ + +CISSY CAFFREY: + + _I gave it to Molly + Because she was jolly, + The leg of the duck, + The leg of the duck._ + +_(Private Carr and Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in their oxters, +as they march unsteadily rightaboutface and burst together from their +mouths a volleyed fart. Laughter of men from the lane. A hoarse virago +retorts.)_ + +THE VIRAGO: Signs on you, hairy arse. More power the Cavan girl. + +CISSY CAFFREY: More luck to me. Cavan, Cootehill and Belturbet. _(She +sings)_ + + _I gave it to Nelly + To stick in her belly, + The leg of the duck, + The leg of the duck._ + +_(Private Carr and Private Compton turn and counterretort, their tunics +bloodbright in a lampglow, black sockets of caps on their blond cropped +polls. Stephen Dedalus and Lynch pass through the crowd close to the +redcoats.)_ + +PRIVATE COMPTON: _(Jerks his finger)_ Way for the parson. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Turns and calls)_ What ho, parson! + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(Her voice soaring higher)_ + + _She has it, she got it, + Wherever she put it, + The leg of the duck._ + +_(Stephen, flourishing the ashplant in his left hand, chants with joy +the_ introit _for paschal time. Lynch, his jockeycap low on his brow, +attends him, a sneer of discontent wrinkling his face.)_ + +STEPHEN: _Vidi aquam egredientem de templo a latere dextro. Alleluia_. + +_(The famished snaggletusks of an elderly bawd protrude from a +doorway.)_ + +THE BAWD: _(Her voice whispering huskily)_ Sst! Come here till I tell +you. Maidenhead inside. Sst! + +STEPHEN: _(Altius aliquantulum) Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista_. + +THE BAWD: _(Spits in their trail her jet of venom)_ Trinity medicals. +Fallopian tube. All prick and no pence. + +_(Edy Boardman, sniffling, crouched with bertha supple, draws her shawl +across her nostrils.)_ + +EDY BOARDMAN: _(Bickering)_ And says the one: I seen you up Faithful +place with your squarepusher, the greaser off the railway, in his +cometobed hat. Did you, says I. That's not for you to say, says I. You +never seen me in the mantrap with a married highlander, says I. The +likes of her! Stag that one is! Stubborn as a mule! And her walking with +two fellows the one time, Kilbride, the enginedriver, and lancecorporal +Oliphant. + +STEPHEN: _(Ttriumphaliter) Salvi facti sunt._ + +_(He flourishes his ashplant, shivering the lamp image, shattering light +over the world. A liver and white spaniel on the prowl slinks after him, +growling. Lynch scares it with a kick.)_ + +LYNCH: So that? + +STEPHEN: (_Looks behind_) So that gesture, not music not odour, would be +a universal language, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay +sense but the first entelechy, the structural rhythm. + +LYNCH: Pornosophical philotheology. Metaphysics in Mecklenburgh street! + +STEPHEN: We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates. Even +the allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a light of +love. + +LYNCH: Ba! + +STEPHEN: Anyway, who wants two gestures to illustrate a loaf and a jug? +This movement illustrates the loaf and jug of bread or wine in Omar. +Hold my stick. + +LYNCH: Damn your yellow stick. Where are we going? + +STEPHEN: Lecherous lynx, _to la belle dame sans merci,_ Georgina +Johnson, _ad deam qui laetificat iuventutem meam._ + +_(Stephen thrusts the ashplant on him and slowly holds out his hands, +his head going back till both hands are a span from his breast, down +turned, in planes intersecting, the fingers about to part, the left +being higher.)_ + +LYNCH: Which is the jug of bread? It skills not. That or the +customhouse. Illustrate thou. Here take your crutch and walk. + +_(They pass. Tommy Caffrey scrambles to a gaslamp and, clasping, climbs +in spasms. From the top spur he slides down. Jacky Caffrey clasps to +climb. The navvy lurches against the lamp. The twins scuttle off in the +dark. The navvy, swaying, presses a forefinger against a wing of his +nose and ejects from the farther nostril a long liquid jet of snot. +Shouldering the lamp he staggers away through the crowd with his flaring +cresset._ + +_Snakes of river fog creep slowly. From drains, clefts, cesspools, +middens arise on all sides stagnant fumes. A glow leaps in the south +beyond the seaward reaches of the river. The navvy, staggering forward, +cleaves the crowd and lurches towards the tramsiding on the farther side +under the railway bridge bloom appears, flushed, panting, cramming bread +and chocolate into a sidepocket. From Gillen's hairdresser's window a +composite portrait shows him gallant Nelson's image. A concave mirror +at the side presents to him lovelorn longlost lugubru Booloohoom. Grave +Gladstone sees him level, Bloom for Bloom. he passes, struck by the +stare of truculent Wellington, but in the convex mirror grin unstruck +the bonham eyes and fatchuck cheekchops of Jollypoldy the rixdix doldy._ + +_At Antonio Pabaiotti's door Bloom halts, sweated under the bright +arclamp. He disappears. In a moment he reappears and hurries on.)_ + +BLOOM: Fish and taters. N. g. Ah! + +_(He disappears into Olhausen's, the porkbutcher's, under the downcoming +rollshutter. A few moments later he emerges from under the shutter, +puffing Poldy, blowing Bloohoom. In each hand he holds a parcel, one +containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the other a cold sheep's trotter, +sprinkled with wholepepper. He gasps, standing upright. Then bending to +one side he presses a parcel against his ribs and groans.)_ + +BLOOM: Stitch in my side. Why did I run? + +_(He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards the lampset +siding. The glow leaps again.)_ + +BLOOM: What is that? A flasher? Searchlight. + +_(He stands at Cormack's corner, watching)_ + +BLOOM: _Aurora borealis_ or a steel foundry? Ah, the brigade, of course. +South side anyhow. Big blaze. Might be his house. Beggar's bush. We're +safe. _(He hums cheerfully)_ London's burning, London's burning! On +fire, on fire! (_He catches sight of the navvy lurching through the +crowd at the farther side of Talbot street_) I'll miss him. Run. Quick. +Better cross here. + +_(He darts to cross the road. Urchins shout.)_ + +THE URCHINS: Mind out, mister! (_Two cyclists, with lighted paper +lanterns aswing, swim by him, grazing him, their bells rattling_) + +THE BELLS: Haltyaltyaltyall. + +BLOOM: _(Halts erect, stung by a spasm)_ Ow! + +_(He looks round, darts forward suddenly. Through rising fog a dragon +sandstrewer, travelling at caution, slews heavily down upon him, +its huge red headlight winking, its trolley hissing on the wire. The +motorman bangs his footgong.)_ + +THE GONG: Bang Bang Bla Bak Blud Bugg Bloo. + +_(The brake cracks violently. Bloom, raising a policeman's whitegloved +hand, blunders stifflegged out of the track. The motorman, thrown +forward, pugnosed, on the guidewheel, yells as he slides past over +chains and keys.)_ + +THE MOTORMAN: Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hat trick? + +BLOOM: _(Bloom trickleaps to the curbstone and halts again. He brushes a +mudflake from his cheek with a parcelled hand.)_ No thoroughfare. Close +shave that but cured the stitch. Must take up Sandow's exercises again. +On the hands down. Insure against street accident too. The Providential. +_(He feels his trouser pocket)_ Poor mamma's panacea. Heel easily catch +in track or bootlace in a cog. Day the wheel of the black Maria peeled +off my shoe at Leonard's corner. Third time is the charm. Shoe trick. +Insolent driver. I ought to report him. Tension makes them nervous. +Might be the fellow balked me this morning with that horsey woman. Same +style of beauty. Quick of him all the same. The stiff walk. True word +spoken in jest. That awful cramp in Lad lane. Something poisonous I +ate. Emblem of luck. Why? Probably lost cattle. Mark of the beast. _(He +closes his eyes an instant)_ Bit light in the head. Monthly or effect of +the other. Brainfogfag. That tired feeling. Too much for me now. Ow! + +(A sinister figure leans on plaited legs against o'beirne's wall, a +visage unknown, injected with dark mercury. From under a wideleaved +sombrero the figure regards him with evil eye.) + +BLOOM: _Buenas noches, señorita Blanca, que calle es esta?_ + +THE FIGURE: (_Impassive, raises a signal arm_) Password. _Sraid Mabbot._ + +BLOOM: Haha. _Merci._ Esperanto. _Slan leath. (He mutters)_ Gaelic +league spy, sent by that fireeater. + +_(He steps forward. A sackshouldered ragman bars his path. He steps +left, ragsackman left.)_ + +BLOOM: I beg. (_He swerves, sidles, stepaside, slips past and on_.) + +BLOOM: Keep to the right, right, right. If there is a signpost planted +by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? I who +lost my way and contributed to the columns of the _Irish Cyclist_ the +letter headed _In darkest Stepaside_. Keep, keep, keep to the right. +Rags and bones at midnight. A fence more likely. First place murderer +makes for. Wash off his sins of the world. + +_(Jacky Caffrey, hunted by Tommy Caffrey, runs full tilt against +Bloom.)_ + +BLOOM: O + +_(Shocked, on weak hams, he halts. Tommy and Jacky vanish there, there. +Bloom pats with parcelled hands watch fobpocket, bookpocket, pursepoket, +sweets of sin, potato soap.)_ + +BLOOM: Beware of pickpockets. Old thieves' dodge. Collide. Then snatch +your purse. + +_(The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the ground. A sprawled form +sneezes. A stooped bearded figure appears garbed in the long caftan +of an elder in Zion and a smokingcap with magenta tassels. Horned +spectacles hang down at the wings of the nose. Yellow poison streaks are +on the drawn face.)_ + +RUDOLPH: Second halfcrown waste money today. I told you not go with +drunken goy ever. So you catch no money. + +BLOOM: _(Hides the crubeen and trotter behind his back and, crestfallen, +feels warm and cold feetmeat) Ja, ich weiss, papachi._ + +RUDOLPH: What you making down this place? Have you no soul? _(with +feeble vulture talons he feels the silent face of Bloom)_ Are you not +my son Leopold, the grandson of Leopold? Are you not my dear son Leopold +who left the house of his father and left the god of his fathers Abraham +and Jacob? + +BLOOM: _(With precaution)_ I suppose so, father. Mosenthal. All that's +left of him. + +RUDOLPH: _(Severely)_ One night they bring you home drunk as dog after +spend your good money. What you call them running chaps? + +BLOOM: _(In youth's smart blue Oxford suit with white vestslips, +narrowshouldered, in brown Alpine hat, wearing gent's sterling silver +waterbury keyless watch and double curb Albert with seal attached, one +side of him coated with stiffening mud)_ Harriers, father. Only that +once. + +RUDOLPH: Once! Mud head to foot. Cut your hand open. Lockjaw. They make +you kaputt, Leopoldleben. You watch them chaps. + +BLOOM: _(Weakly)_ They challenged me to a sprint. It was muddy. I +slipped. + +RUDOLPH: _(With contempt) Goim nachez_! Nice spectacles for your poor +mother! + +BLOOM: Mamma! + +ELLEN BLOOM: _(In pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, widow Twankey's +crinoline and bustle, blouse with muttonleg sleeves buttoned behind, +grey mittens and cameo brooch, her plaited hair in a crispine net, +appears over the staircase banisters, a slanted candlestick in her hand, +and cries out in shrill alarm)_ O blessed Redeemer, what have they done +to him! My smelling salts! _(She hauls up a reef of skirt and ransacks +the pouch of her striped blay petticoat. A phial, an Agnus Dei, a +shrivelled potato and a celluloid doll fall out)_ Sacred Heart of Mary, +where were you at all at all? + +_(Bloom, mumbling, his eyes downcast, begins to bestow his parcels in +his filled pockets but desists, muttering.)_ + +A VOICE: _(Sharply)_ Poldy! + +BLOOM: Who? _(He ducks and wards off a blow clumsily)_ At your service. + +_(He looks up. Beside her mirage of datepalms a handsome woman in +Turkish costume stands before him. Opulent curves fill out her scarlet +trousers and jacket, slashed with gold. A wide yellow cummerbund girdles +her. A white yashmak, violet in the night, covers her face, leaving free +only her large dark eyes and raven hair.)_ + +BLOOM: Molly! + +MARION: Welly? Mrs Marion from this out, my dear man, when you speak to +me. _(Satirically)_ Has poor little hubby cold feet waiting so long? + +BLOOM: _(Shifts from foot to foot)_ No, no. Not the least little bit. + +_(He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, questions, +hopes, crubeens for her supper, things to tell her, excuse, desire, +spellbound. A coin gleams on her forehead. On her feet are jewelled +toerings. Her ankles are linked by a slender fetterchain. Beside her +a camel, hooded with a turreting turban, waits. A silk ladder of +innumerable rungs climbs to his bobbing howdah. He ambles near with +disgruntled hindquarters. Fiercely she slaps his haunch, her goldcurb +wristbangles angriling, scolding him in Moorish.)_ + +MARION: Nebrakada! Femininum! + +_(The camel, lifting a foreleg, plucks from a tree a large mango fruit, +offers it to his mistress, blinking, in his cloven hoof, then droops his +head and, grunting, with uplifted neck, fumbles to kneel. Bloom stoops +his back for leapfrog.)_ + +BLOOM: I can give you... I mean as your business menagerer... Mrs +Marion... if you... + +MARION: So you notice some change? _(Her hands passing slowly over her +trinketed stomacher, a slow friendly mockery in her eyes)_ O Poldy, +Poldy, you are a poor old stick in the mud! Go and see life. See the +wide world. + +BLOOM: I was just going back for that lotion whitewax, orangeflower +water. Shop closes early on Thursday. But the first thing in the +morning. _(He pats divers pockets)_ This moving kidney. Ah! + +_(He points to the south, then to the east. A cake of new clean lemon +soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)_ + +THE SOAP: We're a capital couple are Bloom and I. He brightens the +earth. I polish the sky. + + +_(The freckled face of Sweny, the druggist, appears in the disc of the +soapsun.)_ + +SWENY: Three and a penny, please. + +BLOOM: Yes. For my wife. Mrs Marion. Special recipe. + +MARION: _(Softly)_ Poldy! + +BLOOM: Yes, ma'am? + +MARION: _ti trema un poco il cuore?_ + +_(In disdain she saunters away, plump as a pampered pouter pigeon, +humming the duet from_ Don Giovanni.) + +BLOOM: Are you sure about that _voglio_? I mean the pronunciati... + +_(He follows, followed by the sniffing terrier. The elderly bawd seizes +his sleeve, the bristles of her chinmole glittering.)_ + +THE BAWD: Ten shillings a maidenhead. Fresh thing was never touched. +Fifteen. There's no-one in it only her old father that's dead drunk. + +_(She points. In the gap of her dark den furtive, rainbedraggled, Bridie +Kelly stands.)_ + +BRIDIE: Hatch street. Any good in your mind? + +_(With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs. A burly rough pursues +with booted strides. He stumbles on the steps, recovers, plunges into +gloom. Weak squeaks of laughter are heard, weaker.)_ + +THE BAWD: _(Her wolfeyes shining)_ He's getting his pleasure. You won't +get a virgin in the flash houses. Ten shillings. Don't be all night +before the polis in plain clothes sees us. Sixtyseven is a bitch. + +_(Leering, Gerty Macdowell limps forward. She draws from behind, ogling, +and shows coyly her bloodied clout.)_ + +GERTY: With all my worldly goods I thee and thou. _(She murmurs)_ You +did that. I hate you. + +BLOOM: I? When? You're dreaming. I never saw you. + +THE BAWD: Leave the gentleman alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman +false letters. Streetwalking and soliciting. Better for your mother take +the strap to you at the bedpost, hussy like you. + +GERTY: _(To Bloom)_ When you saw all the secrets of my bottom drawer. +_(She paws his sleeve, slobbering)_ Dirty married man! I love you for +doing that to me. + +_(She glides away crookedly. Mrs Breen in man's frieze overcoat +with loose bellows pockets, stands in the causeway, her roguish eyes +wideopen, smiling in all her herbivorous buckteeth.)_ + +MRS BREEN: Mr... + +BLOOM: _(Coughs gravely)_ Madam, when we last had this pleasure by +letter dated the sixteenth instant... + +MRS BREEN: Mr Bloom! You down here in the haunts of sin! I caught you +nicely! Scamp! + +BLOOM: _(Hurriedly)_ Not so loud my name. Whatever do you think of me? +Don't give me away. Walls have ears. How do you do? It's ages since I. +You're looking splendid. Absolutely it. Seasonable weather we are having +this time of year. Black refracts heat. Short cut home here. Interesting +quarter. Rescue of fallen women. Magdalen asylum. I am the secretary... + +MRS BREEN: _(Holds up a finger)_ Now, don't tell a big fib! I know +somebody won't like that. O just wait till I see Molly! _(Slily)_ +Account for yourself this very sminute or woe betide you! + +BLOOM: _(Looks behind)_ She often said she'd like to visit. Slumming. +The exotic, you see. Negro servants in livery too if she had money. +Othello black brute. Eugene Stratton. Even the bones and cornerman at +the Livermore christies. Bohee brothers. Sweep for that matter. + +_(Tom and Sam Bohee, coloured coons in white duck suits, scarlet socks, +upstarched Sambo chokers and large scarlet asters in their buttonholes, +leap out. Each has his banjo slung. Their paler smaller negroid hands +jingle the twingtwang wires. Flashing white Kaffir eyes and tusks they +rattle through a breakdown in clumsy clogs, twinging, singing, back to +back, toe heel, heel toe, with smackfatclacking nigger lips.)_ + +TOM AND SAM: + + There's someone in the house with Dina + There's someone in the house, I know, + There's someone in the house with Dina + Playing on the old banjo. + +_(They whisk black masks from raw babby faces: then, chuckling, +chortling, trumming, twanging, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away.)_ + +BLOOM: _(With a sour tenderish smile)_ A little frivol, shall we, if +you are so inclined? Would you like me perhaps to embrace you just for a +fraction of a second? + +MRS BREEN: _(Screams gaily)_ O, you ruck! You ought to see yourself! + +BLOOM: For old sake' sake. I only meant a square party, a mixed marriage +mingling of our different little conjugials. You know I had a soft +corner for you. _(Gloomily)_ 'Twas I sent you that valentine of the dear +gazelle. + +MRS BREEN: Glory Alice, you do look a holy show! Killing simply. _(She +puts out her hand inquisitively)_ What are you hiding behind your back? +Tell us, there's a dear. + +BLOOM: _(Seizes her wrist with his free hand)_ Josie Powell that was, +prettiest deb in Dublin. How time flies by! Do you remember, harking +back in a retrospective arrangement, Old Christmas night, Georgina +Simpson's housewarming while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, +finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading? Subject, what is in this +snuffbox? + +MRS BREEN: You were the lion of the night with your seriocomic +recitation and you looked the part. You were always a favourite with the +ladies. + +BLOOM: _(Squire of dames, in dinner jacket with wateredsilk facings, +blue masonic badge in his buttonhole, black bow and mother-of-pearl +studs, a prismatic champagne glass tilted in his hand)_ Ladies and +gentlemen, I give you Ireland, home and beauty. + +MRS BREEN: The dear dead days beyond recall. Love's old sweet song. + +BLOOM: _(Meaningfully dropping his voice)_ I confess I'm teapot with +curiosity to find out whether some person's something is a little teapot +at present. + +MRS BREEN: _(Gushingly)_ Tremendously teapot! London's teapot and I'm +simply teapot all over me! _(She rubs sides with him)_ After the parlour +mystery games and the crackers from the tree we sat on the staircase +ottoman. Under the mistletoe. Two is company. + +BLOOM: _(Wearing a purple Napoleon hat with an amber halfmoon, his +fingers and thumb passing slowly down to her soft moist meaty palm which +she surrenders gently)_ The witching hour of night. I took the splinter +out of this hand, carefully, slowly. _(Tenderly, as he slips on her +finger a ruby ring) Là ci darem la mano._ + +MRS BREEN: _(In a onepiece evening frock executed in moonlight blue, a +tinsel sylph's diadem on her brow with her dancecard fallen beside +her moonblue satin slipper, curves her palm softly, breathing quickly) +Voglio e non._ You're hot! You're scalding! The left hand nearest the +heart. + +BLOOM: When you made your present choice they said it was beauty and +the beast. I can never forgive you for that. _(His clenched fist at +his brow)_ Think what it means. All you meant to me then. _(Hoarsely)_ +Woman, it's breaking me! + +_(Denis Breen, whitetallhatted, with Wisdom Hely's sandwich-boards, +shuffles past them in carpet slippers, his dull beard thrust out, +muttering to right and left. Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in the pall of +the ace of spades, dogs him to left and right, doubled in laughter.)_ + +ALF BERGAN: _(Points jeering at the sandwichboards)_ U. p: Up. + +MRS BREEN: _(To Bloom)_ High jinks below stairs. _(She gives him the +glad eye)_ Why didn't you kiss the spot to make it well? You wanted to. + +BLOOM: _(Shocked)_ Molly's best friend! Could you? + +MRS BREEN: _(Her pulpy tongue between her lips, offers a pigeon kiss)_ +Hnhn. The answer is a lemon. Have you a little present for me there? + +BLOOM: _(Offhandedly)_ Kosher. A snack for supper. The home without +potted meat is incomplete. I was at _Leah._ Mrs Bandmann Palmer. +Trenchant exponent of Shakespeare. Unfortunately threw away the +programme. Rattling good place round there for pigs' feet. Feel. + +_(Richie Goulding, three ladies' hats pinned on his head, appears +weighted to one side by the black legal bag of Collis and Ward on which +a skull and crossbones are painted in white limewash. He opens it +and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and +tightpacked pills.)_ + +RICHIE: Best value in Dub. + +_(Bald Pat, bothered beetle, stands on the curbstone, folding his +napkin, waiting to wait.)_ + +PAT: _(Advances with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy)_ Steak and +kidney. Bottle of lager. Hee hee hee. Wait till I wait. + +RICHIE: Goodgod. Inev erate inall... + +_(With hanging head he marches doggedly forward. The navvy, lurching by, +gores him with his flaming pronghorn.)_ + +RICHIE: _(With a cry of pain, his hand to his back)_ Ah! Bright's! +Lights! + +BLOOM: _(Ooints to the navvy)_ A spy. Don't attract attention. I hate +stupid crowds. I am not on pleasure bent. I am in a grave predicament. + +MRS BREEN: Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your cock and +bull story. + +BLOOM: I want to tell you a little secret about how I came to be here. +But you must never tell. Not even Molly. I have a most particular +reason. + +MRS BREEN: _(All agog)_ O, not for worlds. + +BLOOM: Let's walk on. Shall us? + +MRS BREEN: Let's. + +_(The bawd makes an unheeded sign. Bloom walks on with Mrs Breen. The +terrier follows, whining piteously, wagging his tail.)_ + +THE BAWD: Jewman's melt! + +BLOOM: _(In an oatmeal sporting suit, a sprig of woodbine in the lapel, +tony buff shirt, shepherd's plaid Saint Andrew's cross scarftie, white +spats, fawn dustcoat on his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in +bandolier and a grey billycock hat)_ Do you remember a long long time, +years and years ago, just after Milly, Marionette we called her, was +weaned when we all went together to Fairyhouse races, was it? + +MRS BREEN: _(In smart Saxe tailormade, white velours hat and spider +veil)_ Leopardstown. + +BLOOM: I mean, Leopardstown. And Molly won seven shillings on a three +year old named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that old +fiveseater shanderadan of a waggonette you were in your heyday then and +you had on that new hat of white velours with a surround of molefur that +Mrs Hayes advised you to buy because it was marked down to nineteen and +eleven, a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and I'll lay you what +you like she did it on purpose... + +MRS BREEN: She did, of course, the cat! Don't tell me! Nice adviser! + +BLOOM: Because it didn't suit you one quarter as well as the other ducky +little tammy toque with the bird of paradise wing in it that I admired +on you and you honestly looked just too fetching in it though it was a +pity to kill it, you cruel naughty creature, little mite of a thing with +a heart the size of a fullstop. + +MRS BREEN: _(Squeezes his arm, simpers)_ Naughty cruel I was! + +BLOOM: _(Low, secretly, ever more rapidly)_ And Molly was eating a +sandwich of spiced beef out of Mrs Joe Gallaher's lunch basket. Frankly, +though she had her advisers or admirers, I never cared much for her +style. She was... + +MRS BREEN: Too... + +BLOOM: Yes. And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly +were mimicking a cock as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, +the tea merchant, drove past us in a gig with his daughter, Dancer Moses +was her name, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I +ever heard or read or knew or came across... + +MRS BREEN: _(Eagerly)_ Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. + +_(She fades from his side. Followed by the whining dog he walks on +towards hellsgates. In an archway a standing woman, bent forward, her +feet apart, pisses cowily. Outside a shuttered pub a bunch of loiterers +listen to a tale which their brokensnouted gaffer rasps out with raucous +humour. An armless pair of them flop wrestling, growling, in maimed +sodden playfight.)_ + +THE GAFFER: _(Crouches, his voice twisted in his snout)_ And when Cairns +came down from the scaffolding in Beaver street what was he after doing +it into only into the bucket of porter that was there waiting on the +shavings for Derwan's plasterers. + +THE LOITERERS: _(Guffaw with cleft palates)_ O jays! + +_(Their paintspeckled hats wag. Spattered with size and lime of their +lodges they frisk limblessly about him.)_ + +BLOOM: Coincidence too. They think it funny. Anything but that. Broad +daylight. Trying to walk. Lucky no woman. + +THE LOITERERS: Jays, that's a good one. Glauber salts. O jays, into the +men's porter. + +_(Bloom passes. Cheap whores, singly, coupled, shawled, dishevelled, +call from lanes, doors, corners.)_ + +THE WHORES: + + Are you going far, queer fellow? + How's your middle leg? + Got a match on you? + Eh, come here till I stiffen it for you. + + +_(He plodges through their sump towards the lighted street beyond. From +a bulge of window curtains a gramophone rears a battered brazen trunk. +In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the navvy and the two +redcoats.)_ + +THE NAVVY: _(Belching)_ Where's the bloody house? + +THE SHEBEENKEEPER: Purdon street. Shilling a bottle of stout. +Respectable woman. + +THE NAVVY: _(Gripping the two redcoats, staggers forward with them)_ +Come on, you British army! + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Behind his back)_ He aint half balmy. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: _(Laughs)_ What ho! + +PRIVATE CARR: _(To the navvy)_ Portobello barracks canteen. You ask for +Carr. Just Carr. + +THE NAVVY: _(Shouts)_ + +We are the boys. Of Wexford. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: Say! What price the sergeantmajor? + +PRIVATE CARR: Bennett? He's my pal. I love old Bennett. + +THE NAVVY: _(Shouts)_ + + The galling chain. + And free our native land. + +_(He staggers forward, dragging them with him. Bloom stops, at fault. +The dog approaches, his tongue outlolling, panting)_ + +BLOOM: Wildgoose chase this. Disorderly houses. Lord knows where they +are gone. Drunks cover distance double quick. Nice mixup. Scene at +Westland row. Then jump in first class with third ticket. Then too far. +Train with engine behind. Might have taken me to Malahide or a siding +for the night or collision. Second drink does it. Once is a dose. What +am I following him for? Still, he's the best of that lot. If I hadn't +heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have +met. Kismet. He'll lose that cash. Relieving office here. Good biz for +cheapjacks, organs. What do ye lack? Soon got, soon gone. Might have +lost my life too with that mangongwheeltracktrolleyglarejuggernaut only +for presence of mind. Can't always save you, though. If I had passed +Truelock's window that day two minutes later would have been shot. +Absence of body. Still if bullet only went through my coat get damages +for shock, five hundred pounds. What was he? Kildare street club toff. +God help his gamekeeper. + +_(He gazes ahead, reading on the wall a scrawled chalk legend_ Wet Dream +_and a phallic design._) Odd! Molly drawing on the frosted carriagepane +at Kingstown. What's that like? _(Gaudy dollwomen loll in the lighted +doorways, in window embrasures, smoking birdseye cigarettes. The +odour of the sicksweet weed floats towards him in slow round ovalling +wreaths.)_ + +THE WREATHS: Sweet are the sweets. Sweets of sin. + +BLOOM: My spine's a bit limp. Go or turn? And this food? Eat it and get +all pigsticky. Absurd I am. Waste of money. One and eightpence too +much. _(The retriever drives a cold snivelling muzzle against his hand, +wagging his tail.)_ Strange how they take to me. Even that brute today. +Better speak to him first. Like women they like _rencontres._ Stinks +like a polecat. _Chacun son gout_. He might be mad. Dogdays. Uncertain +in his movements. Good fellow! Fido! Good fellow! Garryowen! _(The +wolfdog sprawls on his back, wriggling obscenely with begging paws, his +long black tongue lolling out.)_ Influence of his surroundings. Give +and have done with it. Provided nobody. _(Calling encouraging words he +shambles back with a furtive poacher's tread, dogged by the setter into +a dark stalestunk corner. He unrolls one parcel and goes to dump the +crubeen softly but holds back and feels the trotter.)_ Sizeable for +threepence. But then I have it in my left hand. Calls for more effort. +Why? Smaller from want of use. O, let it slide. Two and six. + +_(With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter slide. The +mastiff mauls the bundle clumsily and gluts himself with growling greed, +crunching the bones. Two raincaped watch approach, silent, vigilant. +They murmur together.)_ + +THE WATCH: Bloom. Of Bloom. For Bloom. Bloom. + +_(Each lays hand on Bloom's shoulder.)_ + +FIRST WATCH: Caught in the act. Commit no nuisance. + +BLOOM: _(Stammers)_ I am doing good to others. + +_(A covey of gulls, storm petrels, rises hungrily from Liffey slime with +Banbury cakes in their beaks.)_ + +THE GULLS: Kaw kave kankury kake. + +BLOOM: The friend of man. Trained by kindness. + +_(He points. Bob Doran, toppling from a high barstool, sways over the +munching spaniel.)_ + +BOB DORAN: Towser. Give us the paw. Give the paw. + +_(The bulldog growls, his scruff standing, a gobbet of pig's knuckle +between his molars through which rabid scumspittle dribbles. Bob Doran +fills silently into an area.)_ + +SECOND WATCH: Prevention of cruelty to animals. + +BLOOM: _(Enthusiastically)_ A noble work! I scolded that tramdriver on +Harold's cross bridge for illusing the poor horse with his harness scab. +Bad French I got for my pains. Of course it was frosty and the last +tram. All tales of circus life are highly demoralising. + +_(Signor Maffei, passionpale, in liontamer's costume with diamond studs +in his shirtfront, steps forward, holding a circus paperhoop, a +curling carriagewhip and a revolver with which he covers the gorging +boarhound.)_ + +SIGNOR MAFFEI: _(With a sinister smile)_ Ladies and gentlemen, my +educated greyhound. It was I broke in the bucking broncho Ajax with my +patent spiked saddle for carnivores. Lash under the belly with a knotted +thong. Block tackle and a strangling pulley will bring your lion to +heel, no matter how fractious, even _Leo ferox_ there, the Libyan +maneater. A redhot crowbar and some liniment rubbing on the burning part +produced Fritz of Amsterdam, the thinking hyena. _(He glares)_ I possess +the Indian sign. The glint of my eye does it with these breastsparklers. +_(With a bewitching smile)_ I now introduce Mademoiselle Ruby, the pride +of the ring. + +FIRST WATCH: Come. Name and address. + +BLOOM: I have forgotten for the moment. Ah, yes! _(He takes off his high +grade hat, saluting)_ Dr Bloom, Leopold, dental surgeon. You have heard +of von Blum Pasha. Umpteen millions. _Donnerwetter!_ Owns half Austria. +Egypt. Cousin. + +FIRST WATCH: Proof. + +_(A card falls from inside the leather headband of Bloom's hat.)_ + +BLOOM: _(In red fez, cadi's dress coat with broad green sash, wearing +a false badge of the Legion of Honour, picks up the card hastily and +offers it)_ Allow me. My club is the Junior Army and Navy. Solicitors: +Messrs John Henry Menton, 27 Bachelor's Walk. + +FIRST WATCH: _(Reads)_ Henry Flower. No fixed abode. Unlawfully watching +and besetting. + +SECOND WATCH: An alibi. You are cautioned. + +BLOOM: _(Produces from his heartpocket a crumpled yellow flower)_ This +is the flower in question. It was given me by a man I don't know his +name. _(Plausibly)_ You know that old joke, rose of Castile. Bloom. The +change of name. Virag. _(He murmurs privately and confidentially)_ We +are engaged you see, sergeant. Lady in the case. Love entanglement. _(He +shoulders the second watch gently)_ Dash it all. It's a way we gallants +have in the navy. Uniform that does it. _(He turns gravely to the first +watch)_ Still, of course, you do get your Waterloo sometimes. Drop in +some evening and have a glass of old Burgundy. _(To the second watch +gaily)_ I'll introduce you, inspector. She's game. Do it in the shake of +a lamb's tail. + +_(A dark mercurialised face appears, leading a veiled figure.)_ + +THE DARK MERCURY: The Castle is looking for him. He was drummed out of +the army. + +MARTHA: _(Thickveiled, a crimson halter round her neck, a copy of +the_ Irish Times _in her hand, in tone of reproach, pointing)_ Henry! +Leopold! Lionel, thou lost one! Clear my name. + +FIRST WATCH: _(Sternly)_ Come to the station. + +BLOOM: _(Scared, hats himself, steps back, then, plucking at his heart +and lifting his right forearm on the square, he gives the sign and +dueguard of fellowcraft)_ No, no, worshipful master, light of love. +Mistaken identity. The Lyons mail. Lesurques and Dubosc. You remember +the Childs fratricide case. We medical men. By striking him dead with +a hatchet. I am wrongfully accused. Better one guilty escape than +ninetynine wrongfully condemned. + +MARTHA: _(Sobbing behind her veil)_ Breach of promise. My real name +is Peggy Griffin. He wrote to me that he was miserable. I'll tell my +brother, the Bective rugger fullback, on you, heartless flirt. + +BLOOM: _(Behind his hand)_ She's drunk. The woman is inebriated. _(He +murmurs vaguely the pass of Ephraim)_ Shitbroleeth. + +SECOND WATCH: _(Tears in his eyes, to Bloom)_ You ought to be thoroughly +well ashamed of yourself. + +BLOOM: Gentlemen of the jury, let me explain. A pure mare's nest. I am +a man misunderstood. I am being made a scapegoat of. I am a respectable +married man, without a stain on my character. I live in Eccles street. +My wife, I am the daughter of a most distinguished commander, a gallant +upstanding gentleman, what do you call him, Majorgeneral Brian Tweedy, +one of Britain's fighting men who helped to win our battles. Got his +majority for the heroic defence of Rorke's Drift. + +FIRST WATCH: Regiment. + +BLOOM: _(Turns to the gallery)_ The royal Dublins, boys, the salt of the +earth, known the world over. I think I see some old comrades in arms +up there among you. The R. D. F., with our own Metropolitan police, +guardians of our homes, the pluckiest lads and the finest body of men, +as physique, in the service of our sovereign. + +A VOICE: Turncoat! Up the Boers! Who booed Joe Chamberlain? + +BLOOM: _(His hand on the shoulder of the first watch)_ My old dad too +was a J. P. I'm as staunch a Britisher as you are, sir. I fought with +the colours for king and country in the absentminded war under general +Gough in the park and was disabled at Spion Kop and Bloemfontein, was +mentioned in dispatches. I did all a white man could. _(With quiet +feeling)_ Jim Bludso. Hold her nozzle again the bank. + +FIRST WATCH: Profession or trade. + +BLOOM: Well, I follow a literary occupation, author-journalist. In fact +we are just bringing out a collection of prize stories of which I am the +inventor, something that is an entirely new departure. I am connected +with the British and Irish press. If you ring up... + +_(Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a quill between his teeth. His +scarlet beak blazes within the aureole of his straw hat. He dangles +a hank of Spanish onions in one hand and holds with the other hand a +telephone receiver nozzle to his ear.)_ + +MYLES CRAWFORD: _(His cock's wattles wagging)_ Hello, seventyseven +eightfour. Hello. _Freeman's Urinal_ and _Weekly Arsewipe_ here. +Paralyse Europe. You which? Bluebags? Who writes? Is it Bloom? + +_(Mr Philip Beaufoy, palefaced, stands in the witnessbox, in accurate +morning dress, outbreast pocket with peak of handkerchief showing, +creased lavender trousers and patent boots. He carries a large portfolio +labelled_ Matcham's Masterstrokes.) + +BEAUFOY: _(Drawls)_ No, you aren't. Not by a long shot if I know it. +I don't see it that's all. No born gentleman, no-one with the most +rudimentary promptings of a gentleman would stoop to such particularly +loathsome conduct. One of those, my lord. A plagiarist. A soapy sneak +masquerading as a litterateur. It's perfectly obvious that with the most +inherent baseness he has cribbed some of my bestselling copy, really +gorgeous stuff, a perfect gem, the love passages in which are beneath +suspicion. The Beaufoy books of love and great possessions, with which +your lordship is doubtless familiar, are a household word throughout the +kingdom. + +BLOOM: _(Murmurs with hangdog meekness glum)_ That bit about the +laughing witch hand in hand I take exception to, if I may... + +BEAUFOY: _(His lip upcurled, smiles superciliously on the court)_ You +funny ass, you! You're too beastly awfully weird for words! I don't +think you need over excessively disincommodate yourself in that regard. +My literary agent Mr J. B. Pinker is in attendance. I presume, my +lord, we shall receive the usual witnesses' fees, shan't we? We are +considerably out of pocket over this bally pressman johnny, this jackdaw +of Rheims, who has not even been to a university. + +BLOOM: _(Indistinctly)_ University of life. Bad art. + +BEAUFOY: _(Shouts)_ It's a damnably foul lie, showing the moral +rottenness of the man! _(He extends his portfolio)_ We have here damning +evidence, the _corpus delicti_, my lord, a specimen of my maturer work +disfigured by the hallmark of the beast. + +A VOICE FROM THE GALLERY: + +Moses, Moses, king of the jews, Wiped his arse in the Daily News. + +BLOOM: _(Bravely)_ Overdrawn. + +BEAUFOY: You low cad! You ought to be ducked in the horsepond, you +rotter! _(To the court)_ Why, look at the man's private life! Leading +a quadruple existence! Street angel and house devil. Not fit to be +mentioned in mixed society! The archconspirator of the age! + +BLOOM: _(To the court)_ And he, a bachelor, how... + +FIRST WATCH: The King versus Bloom. Call the woman Driscoll. + +THE CRIER: Mary Driscoll, scullerymaid! + +_(Mary Driscoll, a slipshod servant girl, approaches. She has a bucket +on the crook of her arm and a scouringbrush in her hand.)_ + +SECOND WATCH: Another! Are you of the unfortunate class? + +MARY DRISCOLL: _(Indignantly)_ I'm not a bad one. I bear a respectable +character and was four months in my last place. I was in a situation, +six pounds a year and my chances with Fridays out and I had to leave +owing to his carryings on. + +FIRST WATCH: What do you tax him with? + +MARY DRISCOLL: He made a certain suggestion but I thought more of myself +as poor as I am. + +BLOOM: _(In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, heelless +slippers, unshaven, his hair rumpled: softly)_ I treated you white. +I gave you mementos, smart emerald garters far above your station. +Incautiously I took your part when you were accused of pilfering. +There's a medium in all things. Play cricket. + +MARY DRISCOLL: _(Excitedly)_ As God is looking down on me this night if +ever I laid a hand to them oysters! + +FIRST WATCH: The offence complained of? Did something happen? + +MARY DRISCOLL: He surprised me in the rere of the premises, Your honour, +when the missus was out shopping one morning with a request for a safety +pin. He held me and I was discoloured in four places as a result. And he +interfered twict with my clothing. + +BLOOM: She counterassaulted. + +MARY DRISCOLL: _(Scornfully)_ I had more respect for the scouringbrush, +so I had. I remonstrated with him, Your lord, and he remarked: keep it +quiet. + +_(General laughter.)_ + +GEORGE FOTTRELL: _(Clerk of the crown and peace, resonantly)_ Order in +court! The accused will now make a bogus statement. + +_(Bloom, pleading not guilty and holding a fullblown waterlily, begins +a long unintelligible speech. They would hear what counsel had to say in +his stirring address to the grand jury. He was down and out but, though +branded as a black sheep, if he might say so, he meant to reform, to +retrieve the memory of the past in a purely sisterly way and return to +nature as a purely domestic animal. A sevenmonths' child, he had been +carefully brought up and nurtured by an aged bedridden parent. There +might have been lapses of an erring father but he wanted to turn over +a new leaf and now, when at long last in sight of the whipping post, +to lead a homely life in the evening of his days, permeated by the +affectionate surroundings of the heaving bosom of the family. An +acclimatised Britisher, he had seen that summer eve from the footplate +of an engine cab of the Loop line railway company while the rain +refrained from falling glimpses, as it were, through the windows of +loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly +rural of happiness of the better land with Dockrell's wallpaper at one +and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to +the Sacred Infant, youthful scholars grappling with their pensums or +model young ladies playing on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour +reciting the family rosary round the crackling Yulelog while in the +boreens and green lanes the colleens with their swains strolled what +times the strains of the organtoned melodeon Britannia metalbound with +four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, a sacrifice, greatest bargain +ever..._ + +_(Renewed laughter. He mumbles incoherently. Reporters complain that +they cannot hear.)_ + +LONGHAND AND SHORTHAND: _(Without looking up from their notebooks)_ +Loosen his boots. + +PROFESSOR MACHUGH: _(From the presstable, coughs and calls)_ Cough it +up, man. Get it out in bits. + +_(The crossexamination proceeds re Bloom and the bucket. A large bucket. +Bloom himself. Bowel trouble. In Beaver street Gripe, yes. Quite bad. +A plasterer's bucket. By walking stifflegged. Suffered untold misery. +Deadly agony. About noon. Love or burgundy. Yes, some spinach. Crucial +moment. He did not look in the bucket Nobody. Rather a mess. Not +completely._ A Titbits _back number_.) + +_(Uproar and catcalls. Bloom in a torn frockcoat stained with whitewash, +dinged silk hat sideways on his head, a strip of stickingplaster across +his nose, talks inaudibly.)_ + +J. J. O'MOLLOY: _(In barrister's grey wig and stuffgown, speaking with +a voice of pained protest)_ This is no place for indecent levity at +the expense of an erring mortal disguised in liquor. We are not in a +beargarden nor at an Oxford rag nor is this a travesty of justice. My +client is an infant, a poor foreign immigrant who started scratch as +a stowaway and is now trying to turn an honest penny. The trumped up +misdemeanour was due to a momentary aberration of heredity, brought on +by hallucination, such familiarities as the alleged guilty occurrence +being quite permitted in my client's native place, the land of the +Pharaoh. _Prima facie_, I put it to you that there was no attempt at +carnally knowing. Intimacy did not occur and the offence complained of +by Driscoll, that her virtue was solicited, was not repeated. I would +deal in especial with atavism. There have been cases of shipwreck and +somnambulism in my client's family. If the accused could speak he could +a tale unfold--one of the strangest that have ever been narrated between +the covers of a book. He himself, my lord, is a physical wreck from +cobbler's weak chest. His submission is that he is of Mongolian +extraction and irresponsible for his actions. Not all there, in fact. + +BLOOM: _(Barefoot, pigeonbreasted, in lascar's vest and trousers, +apologetic toes turned in, opens his tiny mole's eyes and looks about +him dazedly, passing a slow hand across his forehead. Then he hitches +his belt sailor fashion and with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes +the court, pointing one thumb heavenward.)_ Him makee velly muchee fine +night. _(He begins to lilt simply)_ + + Li li poo lil chile + Blingee pigfoot evly night + Payee two shilly... + +_(He is howled down.)_ + +J. J. O'MOLLOY: _(Hotly to the populace)_ This is a lonehand fight. By +Hades, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this +fashion by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas. The Mosaic code has +superseded the law of the jungle. I say it and I say it emphatically, +without wishing for one moment to defeat the ends of justice, accused +was not accessory before the act and prosecutrix has not been tampered +with. The young person was treated by defendant as if she were his very +own daughter. _(Bloom takes J. J. O'Molloy's hand and raises it to his +lips.)_ I shall call rebutting evidence to prove up to the hilt that the +hidden hand is again at its old game. When in doubt persecute Bloom. My +client, an innately bashful man, would be the last man in the world to +do anything ungentlemanly which injured modesty could object to or +cast a stone at a girl who took the wrong turning when some dastard, +responsible for her condition, had worked his own sweet will on her. He +wants to go straight. I regard him as the whitest man I know. He is down +on his luck at present owing to the mortgaging of his extensive property +at Agendath Netaim in faraway Asia Minor, slides of which will now be +shown. _(To Bloom)_ I suggest that you will do the handsome thing. + +BLOOM: A penny in the pound. + +_(The image of the lake of Kinnereth with blurred cattle cropping in +silver haze is projected on the wall. Moses Dlugacz, ferreteyed albino, +in blue dungarees, stands up in the gallery, holding in each hand an +orange citron and a pork kidney.)_ + +DLUGACZ: _(Hoarsely)_ Bleibtreustrasse, Berlin, W.13. + +_(J. J. O'Molloy steps on to a low plinth and holds the lapel of his +coat with solemnity. His face lengthens, grows pale and bearded, with +sunken eyes, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. +Taylor. He applies his handkerchief to his mouth and scrutinises the +galloping tide of rosepink blood.)_ + +J.J.O'MOLLOY: _(Almost voicelessly)_ Excuse me. I am suffering from a +severe chill, have recently come from a sickbed. A few wellchosen words. +_(He assumes the avine head, foxy moustache and proboscidal eloquence of +Seymour Bushe.)_ When the angel's book comes to be opened if aught +that the pensive bosom has inaugurated of soultransfigured and of +soultransfiguring deserves to live I say accord the prisoner at the bar +the sacred benefit of the doubt. _(A paper with something written on it +is handed into court._) + +BLOOM: _(In court dress)_ Can give best references. Messrs Callan, +Coleman. Mr Wisdom Hely J. P. My old chief Joe Cuffe. Mr V. B. Dillon, +ex lord mayor of Dublin. I have moved in the charmed circle of the +highest... Queens of Dublin society. _(Carelessly)_ I was just chatting +this afternoon at the viceregal lodge to my old pals, sir Robert and +lady Ball, astronomer royal at the levee. Sir Bob, I said... + +MRS YELVERTON BARRY: _(In lowcorsaged opal balldress and elbowlength +ivory gloves, wearing a sabletrimmed brickquilted dolman, a comb of +brilliants and panache of osprey in her hair)_ Arrest him, constable. He +wrote me an anonymous letter in prentice backhand when my husband was +in the North Riding of Tipperary on the Munster circuit, signed James +Lovebirch. He said that he had seen from the gods my peerless globes as +I sat in a box of the _Theatre Royal_ at a command performance of _La +Cigale_. I deeply inflamed him, he said. He made improper overtures +to me to misconduct myself at half past four p.m. on the following +Thursday, Dunsink time. He offered to send me through the post a work +of fiction by Monsieur Paul de Kock, entitled _The Girl with the Three +Pairs of Stays_. + +MRS BELLINGHAM: _(In cap and seal coney mantle, wrapped up to the +nose, steps out of her brougham and scans through tortoiseshell +quizzing-glasses which she takes from inside her huge opossum muff)_ +Also to me. Yes, I believe it is the same objectionable person. Because +he closed my carriage door outside sir Thornley Stoker's one sleety day +during the cold snap of February ninetythree when even the grid of the +wastepipe and the ballstop in my bath cistern were frozen. Subsequently +he enclosed a bloom of edelweiss culled on the heights, as he said, +in my honour. I had it examined by a botanical expert and elicited the +information that it was ablossom of the homegrown potato plant purloined +from a forcingcase of the model farm. + +MRS YELVERTON BARRY: Shame on him! + +_(A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward)_ + +THE SLUTS AND RAGAMUFFINS: _(Screaming)_ Stop thief! Hurrah there, +Bluebeard! Three cheers for Ikey Mo! + +SECOND WATCH: _(Produces handcuffs)_ Here are the darbies. + +MRS BELLINGHAM: He addressed me in several handwritings with fulsome +compliments as a Venus in furs and alleged profound pity for my +frostbound coachman Palmer while in the same breath he expressed himself +as envious of his earflaps and fleecy sheepskins and of his fortunate +proximity to my person, when standing behind my chair wearing my livery +and the armorial bearings of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished sable, +a buck's head couped or. He lauded almost extravagantly my nether +extremities, my swelling calves in silk hose drawn up to the limit, and +eulogised glowingly my other hidden treasures in priceless lace which, +he said, he could conjure up. He urged me (stating that he felt it +his mission in life to urge me) to defile the marriage bed, to commit +adultery at the earliest possible opportunity. + +THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: _(In amazon costume, hard hat, +jackboots cockspurred, vermilion waistcoat, fawn musketeer gauntlets +with braided drums, long train held up and hunting crop with which she +strikes her welt constantly)_ Also me. Because he saw me on the polo +ground of the Phoenix park at the match All Ireland versus the Rest of +Ireland. My eyes, I know, shone divinely as I watched Captain Slogger +Dennehy of the Inniskillings win the final chukkar on his darling cob +_Centaur._ This plebeian Don Juan observed me from behind a hackney car +and sent me in double envelopes an obscene photograph, such as are sold +after dark on Paris boulevards, insulting to any lady. I have it still. +It represents a partially nude señorita, frail and lovely (his wife, as +he solemnly assured me, taken by him from nature), practising illicit +intercourse with a muscular torero, evidently a blackguard. He urged me +to do likewise, to misbehave, to sin with officers of the garrison. He +implored me to soil his letter in an unspeakable manner, to chastise +him as he richly deserves, to bestride and ride him, to give him a most +vicious horsewhipping. + +MRS BELLINGHAM: Me too. + +MRS YELVERTON BARRY: Me too. + +_(Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters +received from Bloom.)_ + +THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: _(Stamps her jingling spurs in a +sudden paroxysm of fury)_ I will, by the God above me. I'll scourge the +pigeonlivered cur as long as I can stand over him. I'll flay him alive. + +BLOOM: _(His eyes closing, quails expectantly)_ Here? _(He squirms)_ +Again! _(He pants cringing)_ I love the danger. + +THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: Very much so! I'll make it hot for +you. I'll make you dance Jack Latten for that. + +MRS BELLINGHAM: Tan his breech well, the upstart! Write the stars and +stripes on it! + +MRS YELVERTON BARRY: Disgraceful! There's no excuse for him! A married +man! + +BLOOM: All these people. I meant only the spanking idea. A warm tingling +glow without effusion. Refined birching to stimulate the circulation. + +THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: _(Laughs derisively)_ O, did you, my +fine fellow? Well, by the living God, you'll get the surprise of your +life now, believe me, the most unmerciful hiding a man ever bargained +for. You have lashed the dormant tigress in my nature into fury. + +MRS BELLINGHAM: _(Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses vindictively)_ +Make him smart, Hanna dear. Give him ginger. Thrash the mongrel within +an inch of his life. The cat-o'-nine-tails. Geld him. Vivisect him. + +BLOOM: _(Shuddering, shrinking, joins his hands: with hangdog mien)_ O +cold! O shivery! It was your ambrosial beauty. Forget, forgive. Kismet. +Let me off this once. _(He offers the other cheek)_ + +MRS YELVERTON BARRY: _(Severely)_ Don't do so on any account, Mrs +Talboys! He should be soundly trounced! + +THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: _(Unbuttoning her gauntlet +violently)_ I'll do no such thing. Pigdog and always was ever since +he was pupped! To dare address me! I'll flog him black and blue in +the public streets. I'll dig my spurs in him up to the rowel. He is a +wellknown cuckold. _(She swishes her huntingcrop savagely in the air)_ +Take down his trousers without loss of time. Come here, sir! Quick! +Ready? + +BLOOM: _(Trembling, beginning to obey)_ The weather has been so warm. + +_(Davy Stephens, ringletted, passes with a bevy of barefoot newsboys.)_ + +DAVY STEPHENS: _Messenger of the Sacred Heart and Evening Telegraph_ +with Saint Patrick's Day supplement. Containing the new addresses of all +the cuckolds in Dublin. + +_(The very reverend Canon O'Hanlon in cloth of gold cope elevates and +exposes a marble timepiece. Before him Father Conroy and the reverend +John Hughes S.J. bend low.)_ + +THE TIMEPIECE: _(Unportalling)_ + + Cuckoo. + Cuckoo. + Cuckoo. + +_(The brass quoits of a bed are heard to jingle.)_ + +THE QUOITS: Jigjag. Jigajiga. Jigjag. + +_(A panel of fog rolls back rapidly, revealing rapidly in the jurybox +the faces of Martin Cunningham, foreman, silkhatted, Jack Power, Simon +Dedalus, Tom Kernan, Ned Lambert, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford, +Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the featureless face of a +Nameless One.)_ + +THE NAMELESS ONE: Bareback riding. Weight for age. Gob, he organised +her. + +THE JURORS: _(All their heads turned to his voice)_ Really? + +THE NAMELESS ONE: _(Snarls)_ Arse over tip. Hundred shillings to five. + +THE JURORS: _(All their heads lowered in assent)_ Most of us thought as +much. + +FIRST WATCH: He is a marked man. Another girl's plait cut. Wanted: Jack +the Ripper. A thousand pounds reward. + +SECOND WATCH: _(Awed, whispers)_ And in black. A mormon. Anarchist. + +THE CRIER: _(Loudly)_ Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a +wellknown dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a public +nuisance to the citizens of Dublin and whereas at this commission of +assizes the most honourable... + +_(His Honour, sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, in judicial +garb of grey stone rises from the bench, stonebearded. He bears in his +arms an umbrella sceptre. From his forehead arise starkly the Mosaic +ramshorns.)_ + +THE RECORDER: I will put an end to this white slave traffic and rid +Dublin of this odious pest. Scandalous! _(He dons the black cap)_ Let +him be taken, Mr Subsheriff, from the dock where he now stands and +detained in custody in Mountjoy prison during His Majesty's pleasure +and there be hanged by the neck until he is dead and therein fail not +at your peril or may the Lord have mercy on your soul. Remove him. _(A +black skullcap descends upon his head.)_ + +_(The subsheriff Long John Fanning appears, smoking a pungent Henry +Clay.)_ + +LONG JOHN FANNING: _(Scowls and calls with rich rolling utterance)_ +Who'll hang Judas Iscariot? + +_(H. Rumbold, master barber, in a bloodcoloured jerkin and tanner's +apron, a rope coiled over his shoulder, mounts the block. A life +preserver and a nailstudded bludgeon are stuck in his belt. He rubs +grimly his grappling hands, knobbed with knuckledusters.)_ + +RUMBOLD: _(To the recorder with sinister familiarity)_ Hanging Harry, +your Majesty, the Mersey terror. Five guineas a jugular. Neck or +nothing. + +_(The bells of George's church toll slowly, loud dark iron.)_ + +THE BELLS: Heigho! Heigho! + +BLOOM: _(Desperately)_ Wait. Stop. Gulls. Good heart. I saw. Innocence. +Girl in the monkeyhouse. Zoo. Lewd chimpanzee. _(Breathlessly)_ Pelvic +basin. Her artless blush unmanned me. _(Overcome with emotion)_ I left +the precincts. (He turns to a figure in the crowd, appealing) Hynes, may +I speak to you? You know me. That three shillings you can keep. If you +want a little more... + +HYNES: _(Coldly)_ You are a perfect stranger. + +SECOND WATCH: _(Points to the corner)_ The bomb is here. + +FIRST WATCH: Infernal machine with a time fuse. + +BLOOM: No, no. Pig's feet. I was at a funeral. + +FIRST WATCH: _(Draws his truncheon)_ Liar! + +_(The beagle lifts his snout, showing the grey scorbutic face of Paddy +Dignam. He has gnawed all. He exhales a putrid carcasefed breath. +He grows to human size and shape. His dachshund coat becomes a brown +mortuary habit. His green eye flashes bloodshot. Half of one ear, all +the nose and both thumbs are ghouleaten.)_ + +PADDY DIGNAM: _(In a hollow voice)_ It is true. It was my funeral. +Doctor Finucane pronounced life extinct when I succumbed to the disease +from natural causes. + +_(He lifts his mutilated ashen face moonwards and bays lugubriously.)_ + +BLOOM: _(In triumph)_ You hear? + +PADDY DIGNAM: Bloom, I am Paddy Dignam's spirit. List, list, O list! + +BLOOM: The voice is the voice of Esau. + +SECOND WATCH: _(Blesses himself)_ How is that possible? + +FIRST WATCH: It is not in the penny catechism. + +PADDY DIGNAM: By metempsychosis. Spooks. + +A VOICE: O rocks. + +PADDY DIGNAM: _(Earnestly)_ Once I was in the employ of Mr J. H. Menton, +solicitor, commissioner for oaths and affidavits, of 27 Bachelor's Walk. +Now I am defunct, the wall of the heart hypertrophied. Hard lines. The +poor wife was awfully cut up. How is she bearing it? Keep her off that +bottle of sherry. _(He looks round him)_ A lamp. I must satisfy an +animal need. That buttermilk didn't agree with me. + +_(The portly figure of John O'Connell, caretaker, stands forth, holding +a bunch of keys tied with crape. Beside him stands Father Coffey, +chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in a surplice and bandanna nightcap, +holding sleepily a staff twisted poppies.)_ + +FATHER COFFEY: _(Yawns, then chants with a hoarse croak)_ Namine. +Jacobs. Vobiscuits. Amen. + +JOHN O'CONNELL: _(Foghorns stormily through his megaphone)_ Dignam, +Patrick T, deceased. + +PADDY DIGNAM: _(With pricked up ears, winces)_ Overtones. _(He wriggles +forward and places an ear to the ground)_ My master's voice! + +JOHN O'CONNELL: Burial docket letter number U. P. eightyfive thousand. +Field seventeen. House of Keys. Plot, one hundred and one. + +_(Paddy Dignam listens with visible effort, thinking, his tail +stiffpointcd, his ears cocked.)_ + +PADDY DIGNAM: Pray for the repose of his soul. + +_(He worms down through a coalhole, his brown habit trailing its tether +over rattling pebbles. After him toddles an obese grandfather rat on +fungus turtle paws under a grey carapace. Dignam's voice, muffled, is +heard baying under ground:_ Dignam's dead and gone below. _Tom Rochford, +robinredbreasted, in cap and breeches, jumps from his twocolumned +machine.)_ + +TOM ROCHFORD: _(A hand to his breastbone, bows)_ Reuben J. A florin I +find him. _(He fixes the manhole with a resolute stare)_ My turn now on. +Follow me up to Carlow. + +_(He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the air and is engulfed in the +coalhole. Two discs on the columns wobble, eyes of nought. All recedes. +Bloom plodges forward again through the sump. Kisses chirp amid +the rifts of fog a piano sounds. He stands before a lighted house, +listening. The kisses, winging from their bowers fly about him, +twittering, warbling, cooing.)_ + +THE KISSES: _(Warbling)_ Leo! _(Twittering)_ Icky licky micky sticky for +Leo! _(Cooing)_ Coo coocoo! Yummyyum, Womwom! _(Warbling)_ Big comebig! +Pirouette! Leopopold! _(Twittering)_ Leeolee! _(Warbling)_ O Leo! + +_(They rustle, flutter upon his garments, alight, bright giddy flecks, +silvery sequins.)_ + +BLOOM: A man's touch. Sad music. Church music. Perhaps here. + +_(Zoe Higgins, a young whore in a sapphire slip, closed with three +bronze buckles, a slim black velvet fillet round her throat, nods, trips +down the steps and accosts him.)_ + +ZOE: Are you looking for someone? He's inside with his friend. + +BLOOM: Is this Mrs Mack's? + +ZOE: No, eightyone. Mrs Cohen's. You might go farther and fare worse. +Mother Slipperslapper. _(Familiarly)_ She's on the job herself tonight +with the vet her tipster that gives her all the winners and pays for +her son in Oxford. Working overtime but her luck's turned today. +_(Suspiciously)_ You're not his father, are you? + +BLOOM: Not I! + +ZOE: You both in black. Has little mousey any tickles tonight? + +_(His skin, alert, feels her fingertips approach. A hand glides over his +left thigh.)_ + +ZOE: How's the nuts? + +BLOOM: Off side. Curiously they are on the right. Heavier, I suppose. +One in a million my tailor, Mesias, says. + +ZOE: _(In sudden alarm)_ You've a hard chancre. + +BLOOM: Not likely. + +ZOE: I feel it. + +_(Her hand slides into his left trouser pocket and brings out a hard +black shrivelled potato. She regards it and Bloom with dumb moist +lips.)_ + +BLOOM: A talisman. Heirloom. + +ZOE: For Zoe? For keeps? For being so nice, eh? + +_(She puts the potato greedily into a pocket then links his arm, +cuddling him with supple warmth. He smiles uneasily. Slowly, note by +note, oriental music is played. He gazes in the tawny crystal of her +eyes, ringed with kohol. His smile softens.)_ + +ZOE: You'll know me the next time. + +BLOOM: _(Forlornly)_ I never loved a dear gazelle but it was sure to... + +_(Gazelles are leaping, feeding on the mountains. Near are lakes. Round +their shores file shadows black of cedargroves. Aroma rises, a strong +hairgrowth of resin. It burns, the orient, a sky of sapphire, cleft by +the bronze flight of eagles. Under it lies the womancity nude, white, +still, cool, in luxury. A fountain murmurs among damask roses. Mammoth +roses murmur of scarlet winegrapes. A wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, +strangely murmuring.)_ + +ZOE: _(Murmuring singsong with the music, her odalisk lips lusciously +smeared with salve of swinefat and rosewater) Schorach ani wenowach, +benoith Hierushaloim._ + +BLOOM: _(Fascinated)_ I thought you were of good stock by your accent. + +ZOE: And you know what thought did? + +_(She bites his ear gently with little goldstopped teeth, sending on +him a cloying breath of stale garlic. The roses draw apart, disclose a +sepulchre of the gold of kings and their mouldering bones.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Draws back, mechanically caressing her right bub with a flat +awkward hand)_ Are you a Dublin girl? + +ZOE: _(Catches a stray hair deftly and twists it to her coil)_ No bloody +fear. I'm English. Have you a swaggerroot? + +BLOOM: _(As before)_ Rarely smoke, dear. Cigar now and then. Childish +device. _(Lewdly)_ The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder +of rank weed. + +ZOE: Go on. Make a stump speech out of it. + +BLOOM: _(In workman's corduroy overalls, black gansy with red floating +tie and apache cap)_ Mankind is incorrigible. Sir Walter Ralegh brought +from the new world that potato and that weed, the one a killer of +pestilence by absorption, the other a poisoner of the ear, eye, heart, +memory, will understanding, all. That is to say he brought the poison +a hundred years before another person whose name I forget brought the +food. Suicide. Lies. All our habits. Why, look at our public life! + +_(Midnight chimes from distant steeples.)_ + +THE CHIMES: Turn again, Leopold! Lord mayor of Dublin! + +BLOOM: _(In alderman's gown and chain)_ Electors of Arran Quay, Inns +Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline, I say, +from the cattlemarket to the river. That's the music of the future. +That's my programme. _Cui bono_? But our bucaneering Vanderdeckens in +their phantom ship of finance... + +AN ELECTOR: Three times three for our future chief magistrate! + +_(The aurora borealis of the torchlight procession leaps.)_ + +THE TORCHBEARERS: Hooray! + +_(Several wellknown burgesses, city magnates and freemen of the city +shake hands with Bloom and congratulate him. Timothy Harrington, late +thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, imposing in mayoral scarlet, gold chain and +white silk tie, confers with councillor Lorcan Sherlock, locum tenens. +They nod vigorously in agreement.)_ + +LATE LORD MAYOR HARRINGTON: _(In scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral +chain and large white silk scarf)_ That alderman sir Leo Bloom's speech +be printed at the expense of the ratepayers. That the house in which +he was born be ornamented with a commemorative tablet and that the +thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow Parlour off Cork street be henceforth +designated Boulevard Bloom. + +COUNCILLOR LORCAN SHERLOCK: Carried unanimously. + +BLOOM: _(Impassionedly)_ These flying Dutchmen or lying Dutchmen as +they recline in their upholstered poop, casting dice, what reck they? +Machines is their cry, their chimera, their panacea. Laboursaving +apparatuses, supplanters, bugbears, manufactured monsters for mutual +murder, hideous hobgoblins produced by a horde of capitalistic lusts +upon our prostituted labour. The poor man starves while they are +grassing their royal mountain stags or shooting peasants and phartridges +in their purblind pomp of pelf and power. But their reign is rover for +rever and ever and ev... + +_(Prolonged applause. Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring +up. A streamer bearing the legends_ Cead Mile Failte _and_ Mah Ttob +Melek Israel _Spans the street. All the windows are thronged with +sightseers, chiefly ladies. Along the route the regiments of the +royal Dublin Fusiliers, the King's own Scottish Borderers, the Cameron +Highlanders and the Welsh Fusiliers standing to attention, keep back +the crowd. Boys from High school are perched on the lampposts, +telegraph poles, windowsills, cornices, gutters, chimneypots, railings, +rainspouts, whistling and cheering the pillar of the cloud appears. A +fife and drum band is heard in the distance playing the Kol Nidre. The +beaters approach with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and +waving oriental palms. The chryselephantine papal standard rises high, +surrounded by pennons of the civic flag. The van of the procession +appears headed by John Howard Parnell, city marshal, in a chessboard +tabard, the Athlone Poursuivant and Ulster King of Arms. They are +followed by the Right Honourable Joseph Hutchinson, lord mayor of +Dublin, his lordship the lord mayor of Cork, their worships the +mayors of Limerick, Galway, Sligo and Waterford, twentyeight Irish +representative peers, sirdars, grandees and maharajahs bearing the cloth +of estate, the Dublin Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the chapter of the +saints of finance in their plutocratic order of precedence, the bishop +of Down and Connor, His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of +Armagh, primate of all Ireland, His Grace, the most reverend Dr William +Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland, the chief +rabbi, the presbyterian moderator, the heads of the baptist, anabaptist, +methodist and Moravian chapels and the honorary secretary of the society +of friends. After them march the guilds and trades and trainbands +with flying colours: coopers, bird fanciers, millwrights, newspaper +canvassers, law scriveners, masseurs, vintners, trussmakers, +chimneysweeps, lard refiners, tabinet and poplin weavers, farriers, +Italian warehousemen, church decorators, bootjack manufacturers, +undertakers, silk mercers, lapidaries, salesmasters, corkcutters, +assessors of fire losses, dyers and cleaners, export bottlers, +fellmongers, ticketwriters, heraldic seal engravers, horse repository +hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, +egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors. After +them march gentlemen of the bedchamber, Black Rod, Deputy Garter, +Gold Stick, the master of horse, the lord great chamberlain, the earl +marshal, the high constable carrying the sword of state, saint Stephen's +iron crown, the chalice and bible. Four buglers on foot blow a sennet. +Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome. Under an arch of triumph +Bloom appears, bareheaded, in a crimson velvet mantle trimmed with +ermine, bearing Saint Edward's staff the orb and sceptre with the dove, +the curtana. He is seated on a milkwhite horse with long flowing crimson +tail, richly caparisoned, with golden headstall. Wild excitement. The +ladies from their balconies throw down rosepetals. The air is perfumed +with essences. The men cheer. Bloom's boys run amid the bystanders with +branches of hawthorn and wrenbushes.)_ + +BLOOM'S BOYS: + + The wren, the wren, + The king of all birds, + Saint Stephen's his day + Was caught in the furze. + + +A BLACKSMITH: _(Murmurs)_ For the honour of God! And is that Bloom? He +scarcely looks thirtyone. + +A PAVIOR AND FLAGGER: That's the famous Bloom now, the world's greatest +reformer. Hats off! + +_(All uncover their heads. Women whisper eagerly.)_ + +A MILLIONAIRESS: _(Richly)_ Isn't he simply wonderful? + +A NOBLEWOMAN: _(Nobly)_ All that man has seen! + +A FEMINIST: _(Masculinely)_ And done! + +A BELLHANGER: A classic face! He has the forehead of a thinker. + +_(Bloom's weather. A sunburst appears in the northwest.)_ + +THE BISHOP OF DOWN AND CONNOR: I here present your undoubted +emperor-president and king-chairman, the most serene and potent and very +puissant ruler of this realm. God save Leopold the First! + +ALL: God save Leopold the First! + +BLOOM: _(In dalmatic and purple mantle, to the bishop of Down and +Connor, with dignity)_ Thanks, somewhat eminent sir. + +WILLIAM, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: _(In purple stock and shovel hat)_ +Will you to your power cause law and mercy to be executed in all your +judgments in Ireland and territories thereunto belonging? + +BLOOM: _(Placing his right hand on his testicles, swears)_ So may the +Creator deal with me. All this I promise to do. + +MICHAEL, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: _(Pours a cruse of hairoil over Bloom's +head) Gaudium magnum annuntio vobis. Habemus carneficem._ Leopold, +Patrick, Andrew, David, George, be thou anointed! + +_(Bloom assumes a mantle of cloth of gold and puts on a ruby ring. He +ascends and stands on the stone of destiny. The representative peers put +on at the same time their twentyeight crowns. Joybells ring in Christ +church, Saint Patrick's, George's and gay Malahide. Mirus bazaar +fireworks go up from all sides with symbolical phallopyrotechnic +designs. The peers do homage, one by one, approaching and +genuflecting.)_ + +THE PEERS: I do become your liege man of life and limb to earthly +worship. + +_(Bloom holds up his right hand on which sparkles the Koh-i-Noor +diamond. His palfrey neighs. Immediate silence. Wireless +intercontinental and interplanetary transmitters are set for reception +of message.)_ + +BLOOM: My subjects! We hereby nominate our faithful charger Copula Felix +hereditary Grand Vizier and announce that we have this day repudiated +our former spouse and have bestowed our royal hand upon the princess +Selene, the splendour of night. + +_(The former morganatic spouse of Bloom is hastily removed in the Black +Maria. The princess Selene, in moonblue robes, a silver crescent on her +head, descends from a Sedan chair, borne by two giants. An outburst of +cheering.)_ + +JOHN HOWARD PARNELL: _(Raises the royal standard)_ Illustrious Bloom! +Successor to my famous brother! + +BLOOM: _(Embraces John Howard Parnell)_ We thank you from our heart, +John, for this right royal welcome to green Erin, the promised land of +our common ancestors. + +_(The freedom of the city is presented to him embodied in a charter. The +keys of Dublin, crossed on a crimson cushion, are given to him. He shows +all that he is wearing green socks.)_ + +TOM KERNAN: You deserve it, your honour. + +BLOOM: On this day twenty years ago we overcame the hereditary enemy at +Ladysmith. Our howitzers and camel swivel guns played on his lines with +telling effect. Half a league onward! They charge! All is lost now! Do +we yield? No! We drive them headlong! Lo! We charge! Deploying to the +left our light horse swept across the heights of Plevna and, uttering +their warcry _Bonafide Sabaoth_, sabred the Saracen gunners to a man. + +THE CHAPEL OF FREEMAN TYPESETTERS: Hear! Hear! + +JOHN WYSE NOLAN: There's the man that got away James Stephens. + +A BLUECOAT SCHOOLBOY: Bravo! + +AN OLD RESIDENT: You're a credit to your country, sir, that's what you +are. + +AN APPLEWOMAN: He's a man like Ireland wants. + +BLOOM: My beloved subjects, a new era is about to dawn. I, Bloom, tell +you verily it is even now at hand. Yea, on the word of a Bloom, ye shall +ere long enter into the golden city which is to be, the new Bloomusalem +in the Nova Hibernia of the future. + +_(Thirtytwo workmen, wearing rosettes, from all the counties of Ireland, +under the guidance of Derwan the builder, construct the new Bloomusalem. +It is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the shape of a +huge pork kidney, containing forty thousand rooms. In the course of its +extension several buildings and monuments are demolished. Government +offices are temporarily transferred to railway sheds. Numerous houses +are razed to the ground. The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and +boxes, all marked in red with the letters: L. B. several paupers +fill from a ladder. A part of the walls of Dublin, crowded with loyal +sightseers, collapses.)_ + +THE SIGHTSEERS: _(Dying) Morituri te salutant. (They die)_ + +_(A man in a brown macintosh springs up through a trapdoor. He points an +elongated finger at Bloom.)_ + +THE MAN IN THE MACINTOSH: Don't you believe a word he says. That man is +Leopold M'Intosh, the notorious fireraiser. His real name is Higgins. + +BLOOM: Shoot him! Dog of a christian! So much for M'Intosh! + +_(A cannonshot. The man in the macintosh disappears. Bloom with his +sceptre strikes down poppies. The instantaneous deaths of many +powerful enemies, graziers, members of parliament, members of standing +committees, are reported. Bloom's bodyguard distribute Maundy money, +commemoration medals, loaves and fishes, temperance badges, expensive +Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for soup, rubber preservatives in +sealed envelopes tied with gold thread, butter scotch, pineapple rock,_ +billets doux _in the form of cocked hats, readymade suits, porringers +of toad in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' +indulgences, spurious coins, dairyfed pork sausages, theatre passes, +season tickets available for all tramlines, coupons of the royal and +privileged Hungarian lottery, penny dinner counters, cheap reprints of +the World's Twelve Worst Books: Froggy And Fritz (politic), Care of the +Baby (infantilic), 50 Meals for 7/6 (culinic), Was Jesus a Sun Myth? +(historic), Expel that Pain (medic), Infant's Compendium of the +Universe (cosmic), Let's All Chortle (hilaric), Canvasser's Vade Mecum +(journalic), Loveletters of Mother Assistant (erotic), Who's Who in +Space (astric), Songs that Reached Our Heart (melodic), Pennywise's Way +to Wealth (parsimonic). A general rush and scramble. Women press forward +to touch the hem of Bloom's robe. The Lady Gwendolen Dubedat bursts +through the throng, leaps on his horse and kisses him on both cheeks +amid great acclamation. A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken. +Babes and sucklings are held up.)_ + +THE WOMEN: Little father! Little father! + +THE BABES AND SUCKLINGS: + + Clap clap hands till Poldy comes home, + Cakes in his pocket for Leo alone. + + +_(Bloom, bending down, pokes Baby Boardman gently in the stomach.)_ + +BABY BOARDMAN: _(Hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his mouth)_ +Hajajaja. + +BLOOM: _(Shaking hands with a blind stripling)_ My more than Brother! +_(Placing his arms round the shoulders of an old couple)_ Dear old +friends! _(He plays pussy fourcorners with ragged boys and girls)_ +Peep! Bopeep! _(He wheels twins in a perambulator)_ Ticktacktwo +wouldyousetashoe? _(He performs juggler's tricks, draws red, orange, +yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet silk handkerchiefs from his +mouth)_ Roygbiv. 32 feet per second. _(He consoles a widow)_ Absence +makes the heart grow younger. _(He dances the Highland fling with +grotesque antics)_ Leg it, ye devils! _(He kisses the bedsores of a +palsied veteran_) Honourable wounds! _(He trips up a fit policeman)_ +U. p: up. U. p: up. _(He whispers in the ear of a blushing waitress and +laughs kindly)_ Ah, naughty, naughty! _(He eats a raw turnip offered +him by Maurice Butterly, farmer)_ Fine! Splendid! _(He refuses to +accept three shillings offered him by Joseph Hynes, journalist)_ My dear +fellow, not at all! (He gives his coat to a beggar) Please accept. _(He +takes part in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples)_ +Come on, boys! Wriggle it, girls! + +THE CITIZEN: _(Choked with emotion, brushes aside a tear in his emerald +muffler)_ May the good God bless him! + +_(The rams' horns sound for silence. The standard of Zion is hoisted.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Uncloaks impressively, revealing obesity, unrolls a paper and +reads solemnly)_ Aleph Beth Ghimel Daleth Hagadah Tephilim Kosher Yom +Kippur Hanukah Roschaschana Beni Brith Bar Mitzvah Mazzoth Askenazim +Meshuggah Talith. + +_(An official translation is read by Jimmy Henry, assistant town +clerk.)_ + +JIMMY HENRY: The Court of Conscience is now open. His Most Catholic +Majesty will now administer open air justice. Free medical and legal +advice, solution of doubles and other problems. All cordially invited. +Given at this our loyal city of Dublin in the year I of the Paradisiacal +Era. + +PADDY LEONARD: What am I to do about my rates and taxes? + +BLOOM: Pay them, my friend. + +PADDY LEONARD: Thank you. + +NOSEY FLYNN: Can I raise a mortgage on my fire insurance? + +BLOOM: _(Obdurately)_ Sirs, take notice that by the law of torts you are +bound over in your own recognisances for six months in the sum of five +pounds. + +J. J. O'MOLLOY: A Daniel did I say? Nay! A Peter O'Brien! + +NOSEY FLYNN: Where do I draw the five pounds? + +PISSER BURKE: For bladder trouble? + +BLOOM: + + _Acid. nit. hydrochlor. dil.,_ 20 minims + _Tinct. nux vom.,_ 5 minims + _Extr. taraxel. iiq.,_ 30 minims. + _Aq. dis. ter in die._ + +CHRIS CALLINAN: What is the parallax of the subsolar ecliptic of +Aldebaran? + +BLOOM: Pleased to hear from you, Chris. K. II. + +JOE HYNES: Why aren't you in uniform? + +BLOOM: When my progenitor of sainted memory wore the uniform of the +Austrian despot in a dank prison where was yours? + +BEN DOLLARD: Pansies? + +BLOOM: Embellish (beautify) suburban gardens. + +BEN DOLLARD: When twins arrive? + +BLOOM: Father (pater, dad) starts thinking. + +LARRY O'ROURKE: An eightday licence for my new premises. You remember +me, sir Leo, when you were in number seven. I'm sending around a dozen +of stout for the missus. + +BLOOM: _(Coldly)_ You have the advantage of me. Lady Bloom accepts no +presents. + +CROFTON: This is indeed a festivity. + +BLOOM: _(Solemnly)_ You call it a festivity. I call it a sacrament. + +ALEXANDER KEYES: When will we have our own house of keys? + +BLOOM: I stand for the reform of municipal morals and the plain ten +commandments. New worlds for old. Union of all, jew, moslem and gentile. +Three acres and a cow for all children of nature. Saloon motor hearses. +Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the public day and +night. Electric dishscrubbers. Tuberculosis, lunacy, war and mendicancy +must now cease. General amnesty, weekly carnival with masked licence, +bonuses for all, esperanto the universal language with universal +brotherhood. No more patriotism of barspongers and dropsical impostors. +Free money, free rent, free love and a free lay church in a free lay +state. + +O'MADDEN BURKE: Free fox in a free henroost. + +DAVY BYRNE: _(Yawning)_ Iiiiiiiiiaaaaaaach! + +BLOOM: Mixed races and mixed marriage. + +LENEHAN: What about mixed bathing? + +_(bloom explains to those near him his schemes for social regeneration. +All agree with him. The keeper of the Kildare Street Museum appears, +dragging a lorry on which are the shaking statues of several naked +goddesses, Venus Callipyge, Venus Pandemos, Venus Metempsychosis, and +plaster figures, also naked, representing the new nine muses, Commerce, +Operatic Music, Amor, Publicity, Manufacture, Liberty of Speech, Plural +Voting, Gastronomy, Private Hygiene, Seaside Concert Entertainments, +Painless Obstetrics and Astronomy for the People.)_ + +FATHER FARLEY: He is an episcopalian, an agnostic, an anythingarian +seeking to overthrow our holy faith. + +MRS RIORDAN: _(Tears up her will)_ I'm disappointed in you! You bad man! + +MOTHER GROGAN: _(Removes her boot to throw it at Bloom)_ You beast! You +abominable person! + +NOSEY FLYNN: Give us a tune, Bloom. One of the old sweet songs. + +BLOOM: _(With rollicking humour)_ + + I vowed that I never would leave her, + She turned out a cruel deceiver. + With my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom. + +HOPPY HOLOHAN: Good old Bloom! There's nobody like him after all. + +PADDY LEONARD: Stage Irishman! + +BLOOM: What railway opera is like a tramline in Gibraltar? The Rows of +Casteele._(Laughter.)_ + +LENEHAN: Plagiarist! Down with Bloom! + +THE VEILED SIBYL: _(Enthusiastically)_ I'm a Bloomite and I glory in it. +I believe in him in spite of all. I'd give my life for him, the funniest +man on earth. + +BLOOM: _(Winks at the bystanders)_ I bet she's a bonny lassie. + +THEODORE PUREFOY: _(In fishingcap and oilskin jacket)_ He employs a +mechanical device to frustrate the sacred ends of nature. + +THE VEILED SIBYL: _(Stabs herself)_ My hero god! _(She dies)_ + +_(Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by +stabbing, drowning, drinking prussic acid, aconite, arsenic, opening +their veins, refusing food, casting themselves under steamrollers, from +the top of Nelson's Pillar, into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, +asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads in gasovens, hanging +themselves in stylish garters, leaping from windows of different +storeys.)_ + +ALEXANDER J DOWIE: _(Violently)_ Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, the +man called Bloom is from the roots of hell, a disgrace to christian +men. A fiendish libertine from his earliest years this stinking goat +of Mendes gave precocious signs of infantile debauchery, recalling the +cities of the plain, with a dissolute granddam. This vile hypocrite, +bronzed with infamy, is the white bull mentioned in the Apocalypse. +A worshipper of the Scarlet Woman, intrigue is the very breath of his +nostrils. The stake faggots and the caldron of boiling oil are for him. +Caliban! + +THE MOB: Lynch him! Roast him! He's as bad as Parnell was. Mr Fox! + +_(Mother Grogan throws her boot at Bloom. Several shopkeepers from upper +and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or no commercial value, +hambones, condensed milk tins, unsaleable cabbage, stale bread, sheep's +tails, odd pieces of fat.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Excitedly)_ This is midsummer madness, some ghastly joke again. +By heaven, I am guiltless as the unsunned snow! It was my brother Henry. +He is my double. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn. Slander, the +viper, has wrongfully accused me. Fellowcountrymen, _sgenl inn ban bata +coisde gan capall._ I call on my old friend, Dr Malachi Mulligan, sex +specialist, to give medical testimony on my behalf. + +DR MULLIGAN: _(In motor jerkin, green motorgoggles on his brow)_ Dr +Bloom is bisexually abnormal. He has recently escaped from Dr Eustace's +private asylum for demented gentlemen. Born out of bedlock hereditary +epilepsy is present, the consequence of unbridled lust. Traces of +elephantiasis have been discovered among his ascendants. There are +marked symptoms of chronic exhibitionism. Ambidexterity is also +latent. He is prematurely bald from selfabuse, perversely idealistic in +consequence, a reformed rake, and has metal teeth. In consequence of a +family complex he has temporarily lost his memory and I believe him +to be more sinned against than sinning. I have made a pervaginal +examination and, after application of the acid test to 5427 anal, +axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I declare him to be _virgo intacta._ + +_(Bloom holds his high grade hat over his genital organs.)_ + +DR MADDEN: Hypsospadia is also marked. In the interest of coming +generations I suggest that the parts affected should be preserved in +spirits of wine in the national teratological museum. + +DR CROTTHERS: I have examined the patient's urine. It is albuminoid. +Salivation is insufficient, the patellar reflex intermittent. + +DR PUNCH COSTELLO: The _fetor judaicus_ is most perceptible. + +DR DIXON: _(Reads a bill of health)_ Professor Bloom is a finished +example of the new womanly man. His moral nature is simple and lovable. +Many have found him a dear man, a dear person. He is a rather quaint +fellow on the whole, coy though not feebleminded in the medical sense. +He has written a really beautiful letter, a poem in itself, to the court +missionary of the Reformed Priests' Protection Society which clears up +everything. He is practically a total abstainer and I can affirm that +he sleeps on a straw litter and eats the most Spartan food, cold dried +grocer's peas. He wears a hairshirt of pure Irish manufacture winter and +summer and scourges himself every Saturday. He was, I understand, at one +time a firstclass misdemeanant in Glencree reformatory. Another report +states that he was a very posthumous child. I appeal for clemency in the +name of the most sacred word our vocal organs have ever been called upon +to speak. He is about to have a baby. + +_(General commotion and compassion. Women faint. A wealthy American +makes a street collection for Bloom. Gold and silver coins, blank +cheques, banknotes, jewels, treasury bonds, maturing bills of exchange, +I. O. U's, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets, necklaces and bracelets +are rapidly collected.)_ + +BLOOM: O, I so want to be a mother. + +MRS THORNTON: _(In nursetender's gown)_ Embrace me tight, dear. You'll +be soon over it. Tight, dear. + +_(Bloom embraces her tightly and bears eight male yellow and white +children. They appear on a redcarpeted staircase adorned with expensive +plants. All the octuplets are handsome, with valuable metallic faces, +wellmade, respectably dressed and wellconducted, speaking five modern +languages fluently and interested in various arts and sciences. Each +has his name printed in legible letters on his shirtfront: Nasodoro, +Goldfinger, Chrysostomos, Maindoree, Silversmile, Silberselber, +Vifargent, Panargyros. They are immediately appointed to positions of +high public trust in several different countries as managing directors +of banks, traffic managers of railways, chairmen of limited liability +companies, vicechairmen of hotel syndicates.)_ + +A VOICE: Bloom, are you the Messiah ben Joseph or ben David? + +BLOOM: _(Darkly)_ You have said it. + +BROTHER BUZZ: Then perform a miracle like Father Charles. + +BANTAM LYONS: Prophesy who will win the Saint Leger. + +_(Bloom walks on a net, covers his left eye with his left ear, passes +through several walls, climbs Nelson's Pillar, hangs from the top ledge +by his eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters (shells included), heals +several sufferers from king's evil, contracts his face so as to resemble +many historical personages, Lord Beaconsfield, Lord Byron, Wat Tyler, +Moses of Egypt, Moses Maimonides, Moses Mendelssohn, Henry Irving, Rip +van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, +Robinson Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, Pasteur, turns each foot +simultaneously in different directions, bids the tide turn back, +eclipses the sun by extending his little finger.)_ + +BRINI, PAPAL NUNCIO: _(In papal zouave's uniform, steel cuirasses as +breastplate, armplates, thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches +and brown paper mitre) Leopoldi autem generatio._ Moses begat Noah +and Noah begat Eunuch and Eunuch begat O'Halloran and O'Halloran begat +Guggenheim and Guggenheim begat Agendath and Agendath begat Netaim and +Netaim begat Le Hirsch and Le Hirsch begat Jesurum and Jesurum begat +MacKay and MacKay begat Ostrolopsky and Ostrolopsky begat Smerdoz +and Smerdoz begat Weiss and Weiss begat Schwarz and Schwarz begat +Adrianopoli and Adrianopoli begat Aranjuez and Aranjuez begat Lewy +Lawson and Lewy Lawson begat Ichabudonosor and Ichabudonosor begat +O'Donnell Magnus and O'Donnell Magnus begat Christbaum and Christbaum +begat ben Maimun and ben Maimun begat Dusty Rhodes and Dusty Rhodes +begat Benamor and Benamor begat Jones-Smith and Jones-Smith begat +Savorgnanovich and Savorgnanovich begat Jasperstone and Jasperstone +begat Vingtetunieme and Vingtetunieme begat Szombathely and Szombathely +begat Virag and Virag begat Bloom _et vocabitur nomen eius Emmanuel._ + +A DEADHAND: _(Writes on the wall)_ Bloom is a cod. + +CRAB: _(In bushranger's kit)_ What did you do in the cattlecreep behind +Kilbarrack? + +A FEMALE INFANT: _(Shakes a rattle)_ And under Ballybough bridge? + +A HOLLYBUSH: And in the devil's glen? + +BLOOM: _(Blushes furiously all over from frons to nates, three tears +filling from his left eye)_ Spare my past. + +THE IRISH EVICTED TENANTS: _(In bodycoats, kneebreeches, with Donnybrook +fair shillelaghs)_ Sjambok him! + +_(Bloom with asses' ears seats himself in the pillory with crossed arms, +his feet protruding. He whistles_ Don Giovanni, a cenar teco. _Artane +orphans, joining hands, caper round him. Girls of the Prison Gate +Mission, joining hands, caper round in the opposite direction.)_ + +THE ARTANE ORPHANS: + + You hig, you hog, you dirty dog! + You think the ladies love you! + THE PRISON GATE GIRLS: + + + If you see Kay + Tell him he may + See you in tea + Tell him from me. + +HORNBLOWER: _(In ephod and huntingcap, announces)_ And he shall carry +the sins of the people to Azazel, the spirit which is in the wilderness, +and to Lilith, the nighthag. And they shall stone him and defile him, +yea, all from Agendath Netaim and from Mizraim, the land of Ham. + +_(All the people cast soft pantomime stones at Bloom. Many bonafide +travellers and ownerless dogs come near him and defile him. Mastiansky +and Citron approach in gaberdines, wearing long earlocks. They wag their +beards at Bloom.)_ + +MASTIANSKY AND CITRON: Belial! Laemlein of Istria, the false Messiah! +Abulafia! Recant! + +_(George R Mesias, Bloom's tailor, appears, a tailor's goose under his +arm, presenting a bill)_ + +MESIAS: To alteration one pair trousers eleven shillings. + +BLOOM: _(Rubs his hands cheerfully)_ Just like old times. Poor Bloom! + +_(Reuben J Dodd, blackbearded iscariot, bad shepherd, bearing on his +shoulders the drowned corpse of his son, approaches the pillory.)_ + +REUBEN J: _(Whispers hoarsely)_ The squeak is out. A split is gone for +the flatties. Nip the first rattler. + +THE FIRE BRIGADE: Pflaap! + +BROTHER BUZZ: _(Invests Bloom in a yellow habit with embroidery of +painted flames and high pointed hat. He places a bag of gunpowder round +his neck and hands him over to the civil power, saying)_ Forgive him his +trespasses. + +_(Lieutenant Myers of the Dublin Fire Brigade by general request sets +fire to Bloom. Lamentations.)_ + +THE CITIZEN: Thank heaven! + +BLOOM: _(In a seamless garment marked I. H. S. stands upright amid +phoenix flames)_ Weep not for me, O daughters of Erin. + +_(He exhibits to Dublin reporters traces of burning. The daughters of +Erin, in black garments, with large prayerbooks and long lighted candles +in their hands, kneel down and pray.)_ + +THE DAUGHTERS OF ERIN: + + Kidney of Bloom, pray for us + Flower of the Bath, pray for us + Mentor of Menton, pray for us + Canvasser for the Freeman, pray for us + Charitable Mason, pray for us + Wandering Soap, pray for us + Sweets of Sin, pray for us + Music without Words, pray for us + Reprover of the Citizen, pray for us + Friend of all Frillies, pray for us + Midwife Most Merciful, pray for us + Potato Preservative against Plague and Pestilence, pray for us. + +_(A choir of six hundred voices, conducted by Vincent O'brien, sings +the chorus from Handel's Messiah alleluia for the lord god omnipotent +reigneth, accompanied on the organ by Joseph Glynn. Bloom becomes mute, +shrunken, carbonised.)_ + + +ZOE: Talk away till you're black in the face. + +BLOOM: _(In caubeen with clay pipe stuck in the band, dusty brogues, an +emigrant's red handkerchief bundle in his hand, leading a black bogoak +pig by a sugaun, with a smile in his eye)_ Let me be going now, woman of +the house, for by all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the +father and mother of a bating. _(With a tear in his eye)_ All insanity. +Patriotism, sorrow for the dead, music, future of the race. To be or not +to be. Life's dream is o'er. End it peacefully. They can live on. _(He +gazes far away mournfully)_ I am ruined. A few pastilles of aconite. The +blinds drawn. A letter. Then lie back to rest. _(He breathes softly)_ No +more. I have lived. Fare. Farewell. + +ZOE: _(Stiffly, her finger in her neckfillet)_ Honest? Till the next +time. _(She sneers)_ Suppose you got up the wrong side of the bed or +came too quick with your best girl. O, I can read your thoughts! + +BLOOM: _(Bitterly)_ Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and bottle. +I'm sick of it. Let everything rip. + +ZOE: _(In sudden sulks)_ I hate a rotter that's insincere. Give a +bleeding whore a chance. + +BLOOM: _(Repentantly)_ I am very disagreeable. You are a necessary evil. +Where are you from? London? + +ZOE: _(Glibly)_ Hog's Norton where the pigs plays the organs. I'm +Yorkshire born. _(She holds his hand which is feeling for her nipple)_ +I say, Tommy Tittlemouse. Stop that and begin worse. Have you cash for a +short time? Ten shillings? + +BLOOM: _(Smiles, nods slowly)_ More, houri, more. + +ZOE: And more's mother? _(She pats him offhandedly with velvet paws)_ +Are you coming into the musicroom to see our new pianola? Come and I'll +peel off. + +BLOOM: _(Feeling his occiput dubiously with the unparalleled +embarrassment of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her peeled +pears)_ Somebody would be dreadfully jealous if she knew. The greeneyed +monster. _(Earnestly)_ You know how difficult it is. I needn't tell you. + +ZOE: _(Flattered)_ What the eye can't see the heart can't grieve for. +_(She pats him)_ Come. + +BLOOM: Laughing witch! The hand that rocks the cradle. + +ZOE: Babby! + +BLOOM: _(In babylinen and pelisse, bigheaded, with a caul of dark hair, +fixes big eyes on her fluid slip and counts its bronze buckles with a +chubby finger, his moist tongue lolling and lisping)_ One two tlee: tlee +tlwo tlone. + +THE BUCKLES: Love me. Love me not. Love me. + +ZOE: Silent means consent. _(With little parted talons she captures his +hand, her forefinger giving to his palm the passtouch of secret monitor, +luring him to doom.)_ Hot hands cold gizzard. + +_(He hesitates amid scents, music, temptations. She leads him towards +the steps, drawing him by the odour of her armpits, the vice of her +painted eyes, the rustle of her slip in whose sinuous folds lurks the +lion reek of all the male brutes that have possessed her.)_ + +THE MALE BRUTES: _(Exhaling sulphur of rut and dung and ramping in their +loosebox, faintly roaring, their drugged heads swaying to and fro)_ +Good! + +_(Zoe and Bloom reach the doorway where two sister whores are seated. +They examine him curiously from under their pencilled brows and smile to +his hasty bow. He trips awkwardly.)_ + +ZOE: _(Her lucky hand instantly saving him)_ Hoopsa! Don't fall +upstairs. + +BLOOM: The just man falls seven times. _(He stands aside at the +threshold)_ After you is good manners. + +ZOE: Ladies first, gentlemen after. + +_(She crosses the threshold. He hesitates. She turns and, holding out +her hands, draws him over. He hops. On the antlered rack of the hall +hang a man 's hat and waterproof. Bloom uncovers himself but, seeing +them, frowns, then smiles, preoccupied. A door on the return landing is +flung open. A man in purple shirt and grey trousers, brownsocked, passes +with an ape's gait, his bald head and goatee beard upheld, hugging a +full waterjugjar, his twotailed black braces dangling at heels. Averting +his face quickly Bloom bends to examine on the halltable the spaniel +eyes of a running fox: then, his lifted head sniffing, follows Zoe +into the musicroom. A shade of mauve tissuepaper dims the light of the +chandelier. Round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping. The +floor is covered with an oilcloth mosaic of jade and azure and cinnabar +rhomboids. Footmarks are stamped over it in all senses, heel to heel, +heel to hollow, toe to toe, feet locked, a morris of shuffling feet +without body phantoms, all in a scrimmage higgledypiggledy. The walls +are tapestried with a paper of yewfronds and clear glades. In the grate +is spread a screen of peacock feathers. Lynch squats crosslegged on +the hearthrug of matted hair, his cap back to the front. With a wand he +beats time slowly. Kitty Ricketts, a bony pallid whore in navy costume, +doeskin gloves rolled back from a coral wristlet, a chain purse in +her hand, sits perched on the edge of the table swinging her leg and +glancing at herself in the gilt mirror over the mantelpiece. A tag +of her corsetlace hangs slightly below her jacket. Lynch indicates +mockingly the couple at the piano.)_ + +KITTY: _(Coughs behind her hand)_ She's a bit imbecillic. _(She signs +with a waggling forefinger)_ Blemblem. _(Lynch lifts up her skirt and +white petticoat with his wand she settles them down quickly.)_ Respect +yourself. _(She hiccups, then bends quickly her sailor hat under which +her hair glows, red with henna)_ O, excuse! + +ZOE: More limelight, Charley. _(She goes to the chandelier and turns the +gas full cock)_ + +KITTY: _(Peers at the gasjet)_ What ails it tonight? + +LYNCH: _(Deeply)_ Enter a ghost and hobgoblins. + +ZOE: Clap on the back for Zoe. + +_(The wand in Lynch's hand flashes: a brass poker. Stephen stands at +the pianola on which sprawl his hat and ashplant. With two fingers he +repeats once more the series of empty fifths. Florry Talbot, a blond +feeble goosefat whore in a tatterdemalion gown of mildewed strawberry, +lolls spreadeagle in the sofacorner, her limp forearm pendent over the +bolster, listening. A heavy stye droops over her sleepy eyelid.)_ + +KITTY: _(Hiccups again with a kick of her horsed foot)_ O, excuse! + +ZOE: _(Promptly)_ Your boy's thinking of you. Tie a knot on your shift. + +_(Kitty Ricketts bends her head. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over +her shoulder, back, arm, chair to the ground. Lynch lifts the curled +caterpillar on his wand. She snakes her neck, nestling. Stephen glances +behind at the squatted figure with its cap back to the front.)_ + +STEPHEN: As a matter of fact it is of no importance whether Benedetto +Marcello found it or made it. The rite is the poet's rest. It may be an +old hymn to Demeter or also illustrate _Coela enarrant gloriam Domini._ +It is susceptible of nodes or modes as far apart as hyperphrygian and +mixolydian and of texts so divergent as priests haihooping round David's +that is Circe's or what am I saying Ceres' altar and David's tip +from the stable to his chief bassoonist about the alrightness of his +almightiness. _Mais nom de nom,_ that is another pair of trousers. +_Jetez la gourme. Faut que jeunesse se passe. (He stops, points at +Lynch's cap, smiles, laughs)_ Which side is your knowledge bump? + +THE CAP: _(With saturnine spleen)_ Bah! It is because it is. Woman's +reason. Jewgreek is greekjew. Extremes meet. Death is the highest form +of life. Bah! + +STEPHEN: You remember fairly accurately all my errors, boasts, mistakes. +How long shall I continue to close my eyes to disloyalty? Whetstone! + +THE CAP: Bah! + +STEPHEN: Here's another for you. _(He frowns)_ The reason is because +the fundamental and the dominant are separated by the greatest possible +interval which... + +THE CAP: Which? Finish. You can't. + +STEPHEN: _(With an effort)_ Interval which. Is the greatest possible +ellipse. Consistent with. The ultimate return. The octave. Which. + +THE CAP: Which? + +_(Outside the gramophone begins to blare_ The Holy City.) + +STEPHEN: _(Abruptly)_ What went forth to the ends of the world to +traverse not itself, God, the sun, Shakespeare, a commercial traveller, +having itself traversed in reality itself becomes that self. Wait a +moment. Wait a second. Damn that fellow's noise in the street. Self +which it itself was ineluctably preconditioned to become. _Ecco!_ + +LYNCH: _(With a mocking whinny of laughter grins at Bloom and Zoe +Higgins)_ What a learned speech, eh? + +ZOE: _(Briskly)_ God help your head, he knows more than you have +forgotten. + +_(With obese stupidity Florry Talbot regards Stephen.)_ + +FLORRY: They say the last day is coming this summer. + +KITTY: No! + +ZOE: _(Explodes in laughter)_ Great unjust God! + +FLORRY: _(Offended)_ Well, it was in the papers about Antichrist. O, my +foot's tickling. + +_(Ragged barefoot newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, patter past, +yelling.)_ + +THE NEWSBOYS: Stop press edition. Result of the rockinghorse races. Sea +serpent in the royal canal. Safe arrival of Antichrist. + +_(Stephen turns and sees Bloom.)_ + +STEPHEN: A time, times and half a time. + +_(Reuben I Antichrist, wandering jew, a clutching hand open on his +spine, stumps forward. Across his loins is slung a pilgrim's wallet from +which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills. Aloft over his +shoulder he bears a long boatpole from the hook of which the sodden +huddled mass of his only son, saved from Liffey waters, hangs from +the slack of its breeches. A hobgoblin in the image of Punch Costello, +hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead +and Ally Sloper nose, tumbles in somersaults through the gathering +darkness.)_ + +ALL: What? + +THE HOBGOBLIN: _(His jaws chattering, capers to and fro, goggling his +eyes, squeaking, kangaroohopping with outstretched clutching arms, then +all at once thrusts his lipless face through the fork of his thighs) Il +vient! C'est moi! L'homme qui rit! L'homme primigene! (He whirls round +and round with dervish howls) Sieurs et dames, faites vos jeux! (He +crouches juggling. Tiny roulette planets fly from his hands.) Les jeux +sont faits! (The planets rush together, uttering crepitant cracks) Rien +va plus! (The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and away. He +springs off into vacuum.)_ + +FLORRY: _(Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly)_ The end of +the world! + +_(A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her. Nebulous obscurity +occupies space. Through the drifting fog without the gramophone blares +over coughs and feetshuffling.)_ + +THE GRAMOPHONE: Jerusalem! + +Open your gates and sing + +Hosanna... + +_(A rocket rushes up the sky and bursts. A white star fills from it, +proclaiming the consummation of all things and second coming of Elijah. +Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir the End +of the World, a twoheaded octopus in gillie's kilts, busby and tartan +filibegs, whirls through the murk, head over heels, in the form of the +Three Legs of Man.)_ + +THE END OF THE WORLD: _(with a Scotch accent)_ Wha'll dance the keel +row, the keel row, the keel row? + +_(Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah's voice, harsh +as a corncrake's, jars on high. Perspiring in a loose lawn surplice with +funnel sleeves he is seen, vergerfaced, above a rostrum about which the +banner of old glory is draped. He thumps the parapet.)_ + +ELIJAH: No yapping, if you please, in this booth. Jake Crane, Creole +Sue, Dove Campbell, Abe Kirschner, do your coughing with your mouths +shut. Say, I am operating all this trunk line. Boys, do it now. God's +time is 12.25. Tell mother you'll be there. Rush your order and you play +a slick ace. Join on right here. Book through to eternity junction, the +nonstop run. Just one word more. Are you a god or a doggone clod? If the +second advent came to Coney Island are we ready? Florry Christ, Stephen +Christ, Zoe Christ, Bloom Christ, Kitty Christ, Lynch Christ, it's up to +you to sense that cosmic force. Have we cold feet about the cosmos? +No. Be on the side of the angels. Be a prism. You have that something +within, the higher self. You can rub shoulders with a Jesus, a Gautama, +an Ingersoll. Are you all in this vibration? I say you are. You once +nobble that, congregation, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes a back +number. You got me? It's a lifebrightener, sure. The hottest stuff ever +was. It's the whole pie with jam in. It's just the cutest snappiest line +out. It is immense, supersumptuous. It restores. It vibrates. I know +and I am some vibrator. Joking apart and, getting down to bedrock, A. +J. Christ Dowie and the harmonial philosophy, have you got that? O. K. +Seventyseven west sixtyninth street. Got me? That's it. You call me up +by sunphone any old time. Bumboosers, save your stamps. _(He shouts)_ +Now then our glory song. All join heartily in the singing. Encore! _(He +sings)_ Jeru... + +THE GRAMOPHONE: _(Drowning his voice)_ Whorusalaminyourhighhohhhh... +_(The disc rasps gratingly against the needle)_ + +THE THREE WHORES: _(Covering their ears, squawk)_ Ahhkkk! + +ELIJAH: _(In rolledup shirtsleeves, black in the face, shouts at the top +of his voice, his arms uplifted)_ Big Brother up there, Mr President, +you hear what I done just been saying to you. Certainly, I sort of +believe strong in you, Mr President. I certainly am thinking now Miss +Higgins and Miss Ricketts got religion way inside them. Certainly seems +to me I don't never see no wusser scared female than the way you been, +Miss Florry, just now as I done seed you. Mr President, you come long +and help me save our sisters dear. _(He winks at his audience)_ Our Mr +President, he twig the whole lot and he aint saying nothing. + +KITTY-KATE: I forgot myself. In a weak moment I erred and did what I did +on Constitution hill. I was confirmed by the bishop and enrolled in +the brown scapular. My mother's sister married a Montmorency. It was a +working plumber was my ruination when I was pure. + +ZOE-FANNY: I let him larrup it into me for the fun of it. + +FLORRY-TERESA: It was in consequence of a portwine beverage on top of +Hennessy's three star. I was guilty with Whelan when he slipped into the +bed. + +STEPHEN: In the beginning was the word, in the end the world without +end. Blessed be the eight beatitudes. + +_(The beatitudes, Dixon, Madden, Crotthers, Costello, Lenehan, Bannon, +Mulligan and Lynch in white surgical students' gowns, four abreast, +goosestepping, tramp fist past in noisy marching)_ + +THE BEATITUDES: _(Incoherently)_ Beer beef battledog buybull businum +barnum buggerum bishop. + +LYSTER: _(In quakergrey kneebreeches and broadbrimmed hat, says +discreetly)_ He is our friend. I need not mention names. Seek thou the +light. + +_(He corantos by. Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily +laundered, his locks in curlpapers. He leads John Eglinton who wears a +mandarin's kimono of Nankeen yellow, lizardlettered, and a high pagoda +hat.)_ + +BEST: _(Smiling, lifts the hat and displays a shaven poll from the crown +of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with an orange topknot)_ I was +just beautifying him, don't you know. A thing of beauty, don't you know, +Yeats says, or I mean, Keats says. + +JOHN EGLINTON: _(Produces a greencapped dark lantern and flashes it +towards a corner: with carping accent)_ Esthetics and cosmetics are for +the boudoir. I am out for truth. Plain truth for a plain man. Tanderagee +wants the facts and means to get them. + +_(In the cone of the searchlight behind the coalscuttle, ollave, +holyeyed, the bearded figure of Mananaun Maclir broods, chin on knees. +He rises slowly. A cold seawind blows from his druid mouth. About his +head writhe eels and elvers. He is encrusted with weeds and shells. His +right hand holds a bicycle pump. His left hand grasps a huge crayfish by +its two talons.)_ + +MANANAUN MACLIR: _(With a voice of waves)_ Aum! Hek! Wal! Ak! Lub! Mor! +Ma! White yoghin of the gods. Occult pimander of Hermes Trismegistos. +_(With a voice of whistling seawind)_ Punarjanam patsypunjaub! I won't +have my leg pulled. It has been said by one: beware the left, the cult +of Shakti. _(With a cry of stormbirds)_ Shakti Shiva, darkhidden Father! +_(He smites with his bicycle pump the crayfish in his left hand. On its +cooperative dial glow the twelve signs of the zodiac. He wails with +the vehemence of the ocean.)_ Aum! Baum! Pyjaum! I am the light of the +homestead! I am the dreamery creamery butter. + +_(A skeleton judashand strangles the light. The green light wanes to +mauve. The gasjet wails whistling.)_ + +THE GASJET: Pooah! Pfuiiiiiii! + +_(Zoe runs to the chandelier and, crooking her leg, adjusts the +mantle.)_ + +ZOE: Who has a fag as I'm here? + +LYNCH: _(Tossing a cigarette on to the table)_ Here. + +ZOE: _(Her head perched aside in mock pride)_ Is that the way to hand +the _pot_ to a lady? _(She stretches up to light the cigarette over the +flame, twirling it slowly, showing the brown tufts of her armpits. Lynch +with his poker lifts boldly a side of her slip. Bare from her garters up +her flesh appears under the sapphire a nixie's green. She puffs calmly +at her cigarette.)_ Can you see the beautyspot of my behind? + +LYNCH: I'm not looking + +ZOE: _(Makes sheep's eyes)_ No? You wouldn't do a less thing. Would you +suck a lemon? + +_(Squinting in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at Bloom, +then twists round towards him, pulling her slip free of the poker. Blue +fluid again flows over her flesh. Bloom stands, smiling desirously, +twirling his thumbs. Kitty Ricketts licks her middle finger with her +spittle and, gazing in the mirror, smooths both eyebrows. Lipoti Virag, +basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly down through the chimneyflue and struts +two steps to the left on gawky pink stilts. He is sausaged into several +overcoats and wears a brown macintosh under which he holds a roll of +parchment. In his left eye flashes the monocle of Cashel Boyle O'connor +Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell. On his head is perched an Egyptian pshent. +Two quills project over his ears.)_ + +VIRAG: _(Heels together, bows)_ My name is Virag Lipoti, of Szombathely. +_(He coughs thoughtfully, drily)_ Promiscuous nakedness is much in +evidence hereabouts, eh? Inadvertently her backview revealed the fact +that she is not wearing those rather intimate garments of which you +are a particular devotee. The injection mark on the thigh I hope you +perceived? Good. + +BLOOM: Granpapachi. But... + +VIRAG: Number two on the other hand, she of the cherry rouge and +coiffeuse white, whose hair owes not a little to our tribal elixir of +gopherwood, is in walking costume and tightly staysed by her sit, I +should opine. Backbone in front, so to say. Correct me but I always +understood that the act so performed by skittish humans with glimpses of +lingerie appealed to you in virtue of its exhibitionististicicity. In a +word. Hippogriff. Am I right? + +BLOOM: She is rather lean. + +VIRAG: _(Not unpleasantly)_ Absolutely! Well observed and those pannier +pockets of the skirt and slightly pegtop effect are devised to suggest +bunchiness of hip. A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull +has been mulcted. Meretricious finery to deceive the eye. Observe the +attention to details of dustspecks. Never put on you tomorrow what you +can wear today. Parallax! _(With a nervous twitch of his head)_ Did you +hear my brain go snap? Pollysyllabax! + +BLOOM: _(An elbow resting in a hand, a forefinger against his cheek)_ +She seems sad. + +VIRAG: _(Cynically, his weasel teeth bared yellow, draws down his left +eye with a finger and barks hoarsely)_ Hoax! Beware of the flapper +and bogus mournful. Lily of the alley. All possess bachelor's button +discovered by Rualdus Columbus. Tumble her. Columble her. Chameleon. +_(More genially)_ Well then, permit me to draw your attention to item +number three. There is plenty of her visible to the naked eye. Observe +the mass of oxygenated vegetable matter on her skull. What ho, she +bumps! The ugly duckling of the party, longcasted and deep in keel. + +BLOOM: _(Regretfully)_ When you come out without your gun. + +VIRAG: We can do you all brands, mild, medium and strong. Pay your +money, take your choice. How happy could you be with either... + +BLOOM: With...? + +VIRAG: _(His tongue upcurling)_ Lyum! Look. Her beam is broad. She +is coated with quite a considerable layer of fat. Obviously mammal in +weight of bosom you remark that she has in front well to the fore two +protuberances of very respectable dimensions, inclined to fall in the +noonday soupplate, while on her rere lower down are two additional +protuberances, suggestive of potent rectum and tumescent for palpation, +which leave nothing to be desired save compactness. Such fleshy parts +are the product of careful nurture. When coopfattened their livers +reach an elephantine size. Pellets of new bread with fennygreek and +gumbenjamin swamped down by potions of green tea endow them during their +brief existence with natural pincushions of quite colossal blubber. That +suits your book, eh? Fleshhotpots of Egypt to hanker after. Wallow in +it. Lycopodium. _(His throat twitches)_ Slapbang! There he goes again. + +BLOOM: The stye I dislike. + +VIRAG: _(Arches his eyebrows)_ Contact with a goldring, they say. +_Argumentum ad feminam_, as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece +in the consulship of Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros. For the rest Eve's +sovereign remedy. Not for sale. Hire only. Huguenot. _(He twitches)_ It +is a funny sound. _(He coughs encouragingly)_ But possibly it is only a +wart. I presume you shall have remembered what I will have taught you on +that head? Wheatenmeal with honey and nutmeg. + +BLOOM: _(Reflecting)_ Wheatenmeal with lycopodium and syllabax. This +searching ordeal. It has been an unusually fatiguing day, a chapter of +accidents. Wait. I mean, wartsblood spreads warts, you said... + +VIRAG: _(Severely, his nose hardhumped, his side eye winking)_ Stop +twirling your thumbs and have a good old thunk. See, you have forgotten. +Exercise your mnemotechnic. _La causa è santa_. Tara. Tara. _(Aside)_ He +will surely remember. + +BLOOM: Rosemary also did I understand you to say or willpower over +parasitic tissues. Then nay no I have an inkling. The touch of a +deadhand cures. Mnemo? + +VIRAG: _(Excitedly)_ I say so. I say so. E'en so. Technic. _(He taps his +parchmentroll energetically)_ This book tells you how to act with all +descriptive particulars. Consult index for agitated fear of aconite, +melancholy of muriatic, priapic pulsatilla. Virag is going to talk about +amputation. Our old friend caustic. They must be starved. Snip off with +horsehair under the denned neck. But, to change the venue to the Bulgar +and the Basque, have you made up your mind whether you like or dislike +women in male habiliments? _(With a dry snigger)_ You intended to devote +an entire year to the study of the religious problem and the summer +months of 1886 to square the circle and win that million. Pomegranate! +From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step. Pyjamas, let us say? +Or stockingette gussetted knickers, closed? Or, put we the case, +those complicated combinations, camiknickers? _(He crows derisively)_ +Keekeereekee! + +_(Bloom surveys uncertainly the three whores then gazes at the veiled +mauve light, hearing the everflying moth.)_ + +BLOOM: I wanted then to have now concluded. Nightdress was never. Hence +this. But tomorrow is a new day will be. Past was is today. What now is +will then morrow as now was be past yester. + +VIRAG: _(Prompts in a pig's whisper)_ Insects of the day spend their +brief existence in reiterated coition, lured by the smell of the +inferiorly pulchritudinous fumale possessing extendified pudendal nerve +in dorsal region. Pretty Poll! _(His yellow parrotbeak gabbles nasally)_ +They had a proverb in the Carpathians in or about the year five thousand +five hundred and fifty of our era. One tablespoonful of honey will +attract friend Bruin more than half a dozen barrels of first choice malt +vinegar. Bear's buzz bothers bees. But of this apart. At another time +we may resume. We were very pleased, we others. _(He coughs and, bending +his brow, rubs his nose thoughtfully with a scooping hand)_ You shall +find that these night insects follow the light. An illusion for remember +their complex unadjustable eye. For all these knotty points see the +seventeenth book of my Fundamentals of Sexology or the Love Passion +which Doctor L.B. says is the book sensation of the year. Some, to +example, there are again whose movements are automatic. Perceive. That +is his appropriate sun. Nightbird nightsun nighttown. Chase me, Charley! +_(He blows into bloom's ear)_ Buzz! + +BLOOM: Bee or bluebottle too other day butting shadow on wall dazed self +then me wandered dazed down shirt good job I... + +VIRAG: _(His face impassive, laughs in a rich feminine key)_ Splendid! +Spanish fly in his fly or mustard plaster on his dibble. _(He gobbles +gluttonously with turkey wattles)_ Bubbly jock! Bubbly jock! Where are +we? Open Sesame! Cometh forth! _(He unrolls his parchment rapidly and +reads, his glowworm's nose running backwards over the letters which he +claws)_ Stay, good friend. I bring thee thy answer. Redbank oysters will +shortly be upon us. I'm the best o'cook. Those succulent bivalves may +help us and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister +omnivorous porker, were unsurpassed in cases of nervous debility or +viragitis. Though they stink yet they sting. _(He wags his head with +cackling raillery)_ Jocular. With my eyeglass in my ocular. _(He +sneezes)_ Amen! + +BLOOM: _(Absently)_ Ocularly woman's bivalve case is worse. Always open +sesame. The cloven sex. Why they fear vermin, creeping things. Yet Eve +and the serpent contradicts. Not a historical fact. Obvious analogy +to my idea. Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. Wind their way +through miles of omnivorous forest to sucksucculent her breast dry. Like +those bubblyjocular Roman matrons one reads of in Elephantuliasis. + +VIRAG: _(His mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes stonily forlornly +closed, psalms in outlandish monotone)_ That the cows with their those +distended udders that they have been the the known... + +BLOOM: I am going to scream. I beg your pardon. Ah? So. _(He repeats)_ +Spontaneously to seek out the saurian's lair in order to entrust their +teats to his avid suction. Ant milks aphis. _(Profoundly)_ Instinct +rules the world. In life. In death. + +VIRAG: _(Head askew, arches his back and hunched wingshoulders, peers +at the moth out of blear bulged eyes, points a horning claw and cries)_ +Who's moth moth? Who's dear Gerald? Dear Ger, that you? O dear, he is +Gerald. O, I much fear he shall be most badly burned. Will some pleashe +pershon not now impediment so catastrophics mit agitation of firstclass +tablenumpkin? _(He mews)_ Puss puss puss puss! _(He sighs, draws back +and stares sideways down with dropping underjaw)_ Well, well. He doth +rest anon. (He snaps his jaws suddenly on the air) + +THE MOTH: + + I'm a tiny tiny thing + Ever flying in the spring + Round and round a ringaring. + Long ago I was a king + Now I do this kind of thing + On the wing, on the wing! + Bing! + +_(He rushes against the mauve shade, flapping noisily)_ Pretty pretty +pretty pretty pretty pretty petticoats. + +_(From left upper entrance with two gliding steps Henry Flower comes +forward to left front centre. He wears a dark mantle and drooping plumed +sombrero. He carries a silverstringed inlaid dulcimer and a longstemmed +bamboo Jacob's pipe, its clay bowl fashioned as a female head. He wears +dark velvet hose and silverbuckled pumps. He has the romantic Saviour's +face with flowing locks, thin beard and moustache. His spindlelegs and +sparrow feet are those of the tenor Mario, prince of Candia. He settles +down his goffered ruffs and moistens his lips with a passage of his +amorous tongue.)_ + +HENRY: _(In a low dulcet voice, touching the strings of his guitar)_ +There is a flower that bloometh. + +_(Virag truculent, his jowl set, stares at the lamp. Grave Bloom regards +Zoe's neck. Henry gallant turns with pendant dewlap to the piano.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(To himself)_ Play with your eyes shut. Imitate pa. Filling my +belly with husks of swine. Too much of this. I will arise and go to my. +Expect this is the. Steve, thou art in a parlous way. Must visit old +Deasy or telegraph. Our interview of this morning has left on me a deep +impression. Though our ages. Will write fully tomorrow. I'm partially +drunk, by the way. _(He touches the keys again)_ Minor chord comes now. +Yes. Not much however. + +_(Almidano Artifoni holds out a batonroll of music with vigorous +moustachework.)_ + +ARTIFONI: _Ci rifletta. Lei rovina tutto._ + +FLORRY: Sing us something. Love's old sweet song. + +STEPHEN: No voice. I am a most finished artist. Lynch, did I show you +the letter about the lute? + +FLORRY: _(Smirking)_ The bird that can sing and won't sing. + +_(The Siamese twins, Philip Drunk and Philip Sober, two Oxford dons with +lawnmowers, appear in the window embrasure. Both are masked with Matthew +Arnold's face.)_ + +PHILIP SOBER: Take a fool's advice. All is not well. Work it out with +the buttend of a pencil, like a good young idiot. Three pounds twelve +you got, two notes, one sovereign, two crowns, if youth but knew. +Mooney's en ville, Mooney's sur mer, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street +hospital, Burke's. Eh? I am watching you. + +PHILIP DRUNK: _(Impatiently)_ Ah, bosh, man. Go to hell! I paid my way. +If I could only find out about octaves. Reduplication of personality. +Who was it told me his name? _(His lawnmower begins to purr)_ Aha, yes. +_Zoe mou sas agapo_. Have a notion I was here before. When was it not +Atkinson his card I have somewhere. Mac Somebody. Unmack I have it. He +told me about, hold on, Swinburne, was it, no? + +FLORRY: And the song? + +STEPHEN: Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. + +FLORRY: Are you out of Maynooth? You're like someone I knew once. + +STEPHEN: Out of it now. _(To himself)_ Clever. + +PHILIP DRUNK AND PHILIP SOBER: _(Their lawnmowers purring with a +rigadoon of grasshalms)_ Clever ever. Out of it out of it. By the +bye have you the book, the thing, the ashplant? Yes, there it, yes. +Cleverever outofitnow. Keep in condition. Do like us. + +ZOE: There was a priest down here two nights ago to do his bit of +business with his coat buttoned up. You needn't try to hide, I says to +him. I know you've a Roman collar. + +VIRAG: Perfectly logical from his standpoint. Fall of man. _(Harshly, +his pupils waxing)_ To hell with the pope! Nothing new under the sun. I +am the Virag who disclosed the Sex Secrets of Monks and Maidens. Why +I left the church of Rome. Read the Priest, the Woman and the +Confessional. Penrose. Flipperty Jippert. _(He wriggles)_ Woman, undoing +with sweet pudor her belt of rushrope, offers her allmoist yoni to man's +lingam. Short time after man presents woman with pieces of jungle meat. +Woman shows joy and covers herself with featherskins. Man loves her yoni +fiercely with big lingam, the stiff one. _(He cries) Coactus volui._ +Then giddy woman will run about. Strong man grapses woman's wrist. +Woman squeals, bites, spucks. Man, now fierce angry, strikes woman's fat +yadgana. _(He chases his tail)_ Piffpaff! Popo! _(He stops, sneezes)_ +Pchp! _(He worries his butt)_ Prrrrrht! + +LYNCH: I hope you gave the good father a penance. Nine glorias for +shooting a bishop. + +ZOE: _(Spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils)_ He couldn't get a +connection. Only, you know, sensation. A dry rush. + +BLOOM: Poor man! + +ZOE: _(Lightly)_ Only for what happened him. + +BLOOM: How? + +VIRAG: _(A diabolic rictus of black luminosity contracting his visage, +cranes his scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls.) +Verfluchte Goim!_ He had a father, forty fathers. He never existed. Pig +God! He had two left feet. He was Judas Iacchia, a Libyan eunuch, the +pope's bastard. _(He leans out on tortured forepaws, elbows bent rigid, +his eye agonising in his flat skullneck and yelps over the mute world)_ +A son of a whore. Apocalypse. + +KITTY: And Mary Shortall that was in the lock with the pox she got from +Jimmy Pidgeon in the blue caps had a child off him that couldn't swallow +and was smothered with the convulsions in the mattress and we all +subscribed for the funeral. + +PHILIP DRUNK: _(Gravely) Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position, +Philippe?_ + +PHILIP SOBER: _(Gaily) c'était le sacré pigeon, Philippe._ + +_(Kitty unpins her hat and sets it down calmly, patting her henna hair. +And a prettier, a daintier head of winsome curls was never seen on a +whore's shoulders. Lynch puts on her hat. She whips it off.)_ + +LYNCH: _(Laughs)_ And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated +anthropoid apes. + +FLORRY: _(Nods)_ Locomotor ataxy. + +ZOE: _(Gaily)_ O, my dictionary. + +LYNCH: Three wise virgins. + +VIRAG: _(Agueshaken, profuse yellow spawn foaming over his bony +epileptic lips)_ She sold lovephiltres, whitewax, orangeflower. Panther, +the Roman centurion, polluted her with his genitories. _(He sticks out +a flickering phosphorescent scorpion tongue, his hand on his fork)_ +Messiah! He burst her tympanum. _(With gibbering baboon's cries he jerks +his hips in the cynical spasm)_ Hik! Hek! Hak! Hok! Huk! Kok! Kuk! + +_(Ben Jumbo Dollard, Rubicund, musclebound, hairynostrilled, +hugebearded, cabbageeared, shaggychested, shockmaned, fat-papped, stands +forth, his loins and genitals tightened into a pair of black bathing +bagslops.)_ + +BEN DOLLARD: _(Nakkering castanet bones in his huge padded paws, yodels +jovially in base barreltone)_ When love absorbs my ardent soul. + +_(The virgins Nurse Callan and Nurse Quigley burst through the +ringkeepers and the ropes and mob him with open arms.)_ + +THE VIRGINS: _(Gushingly)_ Big Ben! Ben my Chree! + +A VOICE: Hold that fellow with the bad breeches. + +BEN DOLLARD: _(Smites his thigh in abundant laughter)_ Hold him now. + +HENRY: _(Caressing on his breast a severed female head, murmurs)_ Thine +heart, mine love. _(He plucks his lutestrings)_ When first I saw... + +VIRAG: _(Sloughing his skins, his multitudinous plumage moulting)_ Rats! +_(He yawns, showing a coalblack throat, and closes his jaws by an upward +push of his parchmentroll)_ After having said which I took my departure. +Farewell. Fare thee well. _Dreck!_ + +_(Henry Flower combs his moustache and beard rapidly with a pocketcomb +and gives a cow's lick to his hair. Steered by his rapier, he glides to +the door, his wild harp slung behind him. Virag reaches the door in two +ungainly stilthops, his tail cocked, and deftly claps sideways on the +wall a pusyellow flybill, butting it with his head.)_ + +THE FLYBILL: K. II. Post No Bills. Strictly confidential. Dr Hy Franks. + +HENRY: All is lost now. + +_(Virag unscrews his head in a trice and holds it under his arm.)_ + +VIRAG'S HEAD: Quack! + +_(Exeunt severally.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(Over his shoulder to zoe)_ You would have preferred +the fighting parson who founded the protestant error. But beware +Antisthenes, the dog sage, and the last end of Arius Heresiarchus. The +agony in the closet. + +LYNCH: All one and the same God to her. + +STEPHEN: _(Devoutly)_ And sovereign Lord of all things. + +FLORRY: _(To Stephen)_ I'm sure you're a spoiled priest. Or a monk. + +LYNCH: He is. A cardinal's son. + +STEPHEN: Cardinal sin. Monks of the screw. + +_(His Eminence Simon Stephen Cardinal Dedalus, Primate of all Ireland, +appears in the doorway, dressed in red soutane, sandals and socks. Seven +dwarf simian acolytes, also in red, cardinal sins, uphold his train, +peeping under it. He wears a battered silk hat sideways on his head. His +thumbs are stuck in his armpits and his palms outspread. Round his +neck hangs a rosary of corks ending on his breast in a corkscrew cross. +Releasing his thumbs, he invokes grace from on high with large wave +gestures and proclaims with bloated pomp:)_ + +THE CARDINAL: + + Conservio lies captured + He lies in the lowest dungeon + With manacles and chains around his limbs + Weighing upwards of three tons. + +_(He looks at all for a moment, his right eye closed tight, his left +cheek puffed out. Then, unable to repress his merriment, he rocks to and +fro, arms akimbo, and sings with broad rollicking humour:)_ + + O, the poor little fellow + Hihihihihis legs they were yellow + He was plump, fat and heavy and brisk as a snake + But some bloody savage + To graize his white cabbage + He murdered Nell Flaherty's duckloving drake. + +_(A multitude of midges swarms white over his robe. He scratches himself +with crossed arms at his ribs, grimacing, and exclaims:)_ + +I'm suffering the agony of the damned. By the hoky fiddle, thanks be to +Jesus those funny little chaps are not unanimous. If they were they'd +walk me off the face of the bloody globe. + +_(His head aslant he blesses curtly with fore and middle fingers, +imparts the Easter kiss and doubleshuffles off comically, swaying +his hat from side to side, shrinking quickly to the size of his +trainbearers. The dwarf acolytes, giggling, peeping, nudging, ogling, +Easterkissing, zigzag behind him. His voice is heard mellow from afar, +merciful male, melodious:)_ + + Shall carry my heart to thee, + Shall carry my heart to thee, + And the breath of the balmy night + Shall carry my heart to thee! + _(The trick doorhandle turns.)_ + + +THE DOORHANDLE: Theeee! + +ZOE: The devil is in that door. + +_(A male form passes down the creaking staircase and is heard taking +the waterproof and hat from the rack. Bloom starts forward involuntarily +and, half closing the door as he passes, takes the chocolate from his +pocket and offers it nervously to Zoe.)_ + +ZOE: _(Sniffs his hair briskly)_ Hmmm! Thank your mother for the +rabbits. I'm very fond of what I like. + +BLOOM: _(Hearing a male voice in talk with the whores on the doorstep, +pricks his ears)_ If it were he? After? Or because not? Or the double +event? + +ZOE: _(Tears open the silverfoil)_ Fingers was made before forks. _(She +breaks off and nibbles a piece gives a piece to Kitty Ricketts and then +turns kittenishly to Lynch)_ No objection to French lozenges? _(He nods. +She taunts him.)_ Have it now or wait till you get it? _(He opens his +mouth, his head cocked. She whirls the prize in left circle. His head +follows. She whirls it back in right circle. He eyes her.)_ Catch! + +_(She tosses a piece. With an adroit snap he catches it and bites it +through with a crack.)_ + +KITTY: _(Chewing)_ The engineer I was with at the bazaar does have +lovely ones. Full of the best liqueurs. And the viceroy was there with +his lady. The gas we had on the Toft's hobbyhorses. I'm giddy still. + +BLOOM: _(In Svengali's fur overcoat, with folded arms and Napoleonic +forelock, frowns in ventriloquial exorcism with piercing eagle glance +towards the door. Then rigid with left foot advanced he makes a swift +pass with impelling fingers and gives the sign of past master, drawing +his right arm downwards from his left shoulder.)_ Go, go, go, I conjure +you, whoever you are! + +_(A male cough and tread are heard passing through the mist outside. +Bloom's features relax. He places a hand in his waistcoat, posing +calmly. Zoe offers him chocolate.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Solemnly)_ Thanks. + +ZOE: Do as you're bid. Here! + +_(A firm heelclacking tread is heard on the stairs.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Takes the chocolate)_ Aphrodisiac? Tansy and pennyroyal. But I +bought it. Vanilla calms or? Mnemo. Confused light confuses memory. Red +influences lupus. Colours affect women's characters, any they have. This +black makes me sad. Eat and be merry for tomorrow. _(He eats)_ Influence +taste too, mauve. But it is so long since I. Seems new. Aphro. That +priest. Must come. Better late than never. Try truffles at Andrews. + +_(The door opens. Bella Cohen, a massive whoremistress, enters. She +is dressed in a threequarter ivory gown, fringed round the hem with +tasselled selvedge, and cools herself flirting a black horn fan like +Minnie Hauck in_ Carmen. _On her left hand are wedding and keeper rings. +Her eyes are deeply carboned. She has a sprouting moustache. Her +olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted +nostrils. She has large pendant beryl eardrops.)_ + +BELLA: My word! I'm all of a mucksweat. + +_(She glances round her at the couples. Then her eyes rest on Bloom with +hard insistence. Her large fan winnows wind towards her heated faceneck +and embonpoint. Her falcon eyes glitter.)_ + +THE FAN: _(Flirting quickly, then slowly)_ Married, I see. + +BLOOM: Yes. Partly, I have mislaid... + +THE FAN: _(Half opening, then closing)_ And the missus is master. +Petticoat government. + +BLOOM: _(Looks down with a sheepish grin)_ That is so. + +THE FAN: _(Folding together, rests against her left eardrop)_ Have you +forgotten me? + +BLOOM: Yes. Yo. + +THE FAN: _(Folded akimbo against her waist)_ Is me her was you dreamed +before? Was then she him you us since knew? Am all them and the same now +we? + +_(Bella approaches, gently tapping with the fan.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Wincing)_ Powerful being. In my eyes read that slumber which +women love. + +THE FAN: _(Tapping)_ We have met. You are mine. It is fate. + +BLOOM: _(Cowed)_ Exuberant female. Enormously I desiderate your +domination. I am exhausted, abandoned, no more young. I stand, so to +speak, with an unposted letter bearing the extra regulation fee before +the too late box of the general postoffice of human life. The door +and window open at a right angle cause a draught of thirtytwo feet per +second according to the law of falling bodies. I have felt this instant +a twinge of sciatica in my left glutear muscle. It runs in our family. +Poor dear papa, a widower, was a regular barometer from it. He believed +in animal heat. A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat. Near the +end, remembering king David and the Sunamite, he shared his bed with +Athos, faithful after death. A dog's spittle as you probably... _(He +winces)_ Ah! + +RICHIE GOULDING: _(Bagweighted, passes the door)_ Mocking is catch. Best +value in Dub. Fit for a prince's. Liver and kidney. + +THE FAN: _(Tapping)_ All things end. Be mine. Now. + +BLOOM: _(Undecided)_ All now? I should not have parted with my talisman. +Rain, exposure at dewfall on the searocks, a peccadillo at my time of +life. Every phenomenon has a natural cause. + +THE FAN: _(Points downwards slowly)_ You may. + +BLOOM: _(Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace)_ We are +observed. + +THE FAN: _(Points downwards quickly)_ You must. + +BLOOM: _(With desire, with reluctance)_ I can make a true black knot. +Learned when I served my time and worked the mail order line for +Kellett's. Experienced hand. Every knot says a lot. Let me. In courtesy. +I knelt once before today. Ah! + +_(Bella raises her gown slightly and, steadying her pose, lifts to the +edge of a chair a plump buskined hoof and a full pastern, silksocked. +Bloom, stifflegged, aging, bends over her hoof and with gentle fingers +draws out and in her laces.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Murmurs lovingly)_ To be a shoefitter in Manfield's was my +love's young dream, the darling joys of sweet buttonhooking, to lace +up crisscrossed to kneelength the dressy kid footwear satinlined, so +incredibly impossibly small, of Clyde Road ladies. Even their wax model +Raymonde I visited daily to admire her cobweb hose and stick of rhubarb +toe, as worn in Paris. + +THE HOOF: Smell my hot goathide. Feel my royal weight. + +BLOOM: _(Crosslacing)_ Too tight? + +THE HOOF: If you bungle, Handy Andy, I'll kick your football for you. + +BLOOM: Not to lace the wrong eyelet as I did the night of the bazaar +dance. Bad luck. Hook in wrong tache of her... person you mentioned. +That night she met... Now! + +_(He knots the lace. Bella places her foot on the floor. Bloom raises +his head. Her heavy face, her eyes strike him in midbrow. His eyes grow +dull, darker and pouched, his nose thickens.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Mumbles)_ Awaiting your further orders we remain, gentlemen,... + +BELLO: _(With a hard basilisk stare, in a baritone voice)_ Hound of +dishonour! + +BLOOM: _(Infatuated)_ Empress! + +BELLO: _(His heavy cheekchops sagging)_ Adorer of the adulterous rump! + +BLOOM: _(Plaintively)_ Hugeness! + +BELLO: Dungdevourer! + +BLOOM: _(With sinews semiflexed)_ Magmagnificence! + +BELLO: Down! _(He taps her on the shoulder with his fan)_ Incline feet +forward! Slide left foot one pace back! You will fall. You are falling. +On the hands down! + +BLOOM: _(Her eyes upturned in the sign of admiration, closing, yaps)_ +Truffles! + +_(With a piercing epileptic cry she sinks on all fours, grunting, +snuffling, rooting at his feet: then lies, shamming dead, with eyes shut +tight, trembling eyelids, bowed upon the ground in the attitude of most +excellent master.)_ + +BELLO: _(With bobbed hair, purple gills, fit moustache rings round his +shaven mouth, in mountaineer's puttees, green silverbuttoned coat, sport +skirt and alpine hat with moorcock's feather, his hands stuck deep in +his breeches pockets, places his heel on her neck and grinds it in)_ +Footstool! Feel my entire weight. Bow, bondslave, before the throne of +your despot's glorious heels so glistening in their proud erectness. + +BLOOM: _(Enthralled, bleats)_ I promise never to disobey. + +BELLO: _(Laughs loudly)_ Holy smoke! You little know what's in store for +you. I'm the Tartar to settle your little lot and break you in! I'll bet +Kentucky cocktails all round I shame it out of you, old son. Cheek me, +I dare you. If you do tremble in anticipation of heel discipline to be +inflicted in gym costume. + +_(Bloom creeps under the sofa and peers out through the fringe.)_ + +ZOE: _(Widening her slip to screen her)_ She's not here. + +BLOOM: _(Closing her eyes)_ She's not here. + +FLORRY: _(Hiding her with her gown)_ She didn't mean it, Mr Bello. +She'll be good, sir. + +KITTY: Don't be too hard on her, Mr Bello. Sure you won't, ma'amsir. + +BELLO: _(Coaxingly)_ Come, ducky dear, I want a word with you, darling, +just to administer correction. Just a little heart to heart talk, +sweety. _(Bloom puts out her timid head)_ There's a good girly now. +_(Bello grabs her hair violently and drags her forward)_ I only want +to correct you for your own good on a soft safe spot. How's that tender +behind? O, ever so gently, pet. Begin to get ready. + +BLOOM: _(Fainting)_ Don't tear my... + +BELLO: _(Savagely)_ The nosering, the pliers, the bastinado, the hanging +hook, the knout I'll make you kiss while the flutes play like the Nubian +slave of old. You're in for it this time! I'll make you remember me for +the balance of your natural life. _(His forehead veins swollen, his face +congested)_ I shall sit on your ottoman saddleback every morning after +my thumping good breakfast of Matterson's fat hamrashers and a bottle +of Guinness's porter. _(He belches)_ And suck my thumping good Stock +Exchange cigar while I read the _Licensed Victualler's Gazette_. Very +possibly I shall have you slaughtered and skewered in my stables and +enjoy a slice of you with crisp crackling from the baking tin basted +and baked like sucking pig with rice and lemon or currant sauce. It will +hurt you. _(He twists her arm. Bloom squeals, turning turtle.)_ + +BLOOM: Don't be cruel, nurse! Don't! + +BELLO: _(Twisting)_ Another! + +BLOOM: _(Screams)_ O, it's hell itself! Every nerve in my body aches +like mad! + +BELLO: _(Shouts)_ Good, by the rumping jumping general! That's the best +bit of news I heard these six weeks. Here, don't keep me waiting, damn +you! _(He slaps her face)_ + +BLOOM: _(Whimpers)_ You're after hitting me. I'll tell... + +BELLO: Hold him down, girls, till I squat on him. + +ZOE: Yes. Walk on him! I will. + +FLORRY: I will. Don't be greedy. + +KITTY: No, me. Lend him to me. + +_(The brothel cook, mrs keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in a greasy bib, +men's grey and green socks and brogues, floursmeared, a rollingpin stuck +with raw pastry in her bare red arm and hand, appears at the door.)_ + +MRS KEOGH: _(Ferociously)_ Can I help? _(They hold and pinion Bloom.)_ + +BELLO: _(Squats with a grunt on Bloom's upturned face, puffing +cigarsmoke, nursing a fat leg)_ I see Keating Clay is elected +vicechairman of the Richmond asylum and by the by Guinness's preference +shares are at sixteen three quaffers. Curse me for a fool that didn't +buy that lot Craig and Gardner told me about. Just my infernal luck, +curse it. And that Goddamned outsider _Throwaway_ at twenty to one. +_(He quenches his cigar angrily on Bloom's ear)_ Where's that Goddamned +cursed ashtray? + +BLOOM: _(Goaded, buttocksmothered)_ O! O! Monsters! Cruel one! + +BELLO: Ask for that every ten minutes. Beg. Pray for it as you never +prayed before. _(He thrusts out a figged fist and foul cigar)_ Here, +kiss that. Both. Kiss. _(He throws a leg astride and, pressing with +horseman's knees, calls in a hard voice)_ Gee up! A cockhorse to Banbury +cross. I'll ride him for the Eclipse stakes. _(He bends sideways and +squeezes his mount's testicles roughly, shouting)_ Ho! Off we pop! I'll +nurse you in proper fashion. _(He horserides cockhorse, leaping in the +saddle)_ The lady goes a pace a pace and the coachman goes a trot a trot +and the gentleman goes a gallop a gallop a gallop a gallop. + +FLORRY: _(Pulls at Bello)_ Let me on him now. You had enough. I asked +before you. + +ZOE: _(Pulling at florry)_ Me. Me. Are you not finished with him yet, +suckeress? + +BLOOM: _(Stifling)_ Can't. + +BELLO: Well, I'm not. Wait. _(He holds in his breath)_ Curse it. Here. +This bung's about burst. _(He uncorks himself behind: then, contorting +his features, farts loudly)_ Take that! _(He recorks himself)_ Yes, by +Jingo, sixteen three quarters. + +BLOOM: _(A sweat breaking out over him)_ Not man. _(He sniffs)_ Woman. + +BELLO: _(Stands up)_ No more blow hot and cold. What you longed for has +come to pass. Henceforth you are unmanned and mine in earnest, a thing +under the yoke. Now for your punishment frock. You will shed your male +garments, you understand, Ruby Cohen? and don the shot silk luxuriously +rustling over head and shoulders. And quickly too! + +BLOOM: _(Shrinks)_ Silk, mistress said! O crinkly! scrapy! Must I +tiptouch it with my nails? + +BELLO: _(Points to his whores)_ As they are now so will you be, wigged, +singed, perfumesprayed, ricepowdered, with smoothshaven armpits. Tape +measurements will be taken next your skin. You will be laced with cruel +force into vicelike corsets of soft dove coutille with whalebone busk to +the diamondtrimmed pelvis, the absolute outside edge, while your figure, +plumper than when at large, will be restrained in nettight frocks, +pretty two ounce petticoats and fringes and things stamped, of course, +with my houseflag, creations of lovely lingerie for Alice and nice +scent for Alice. Alice will feel the pullpull. Martha and Mary will be +a little chilly at first in such delicate thighcasing but the frilly +flimsiness of lace round your bare knees will remind you... + +BLOOM: _(A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, mustard hair and large +male hands and nose, leering mouth)_ I tried her things on only twice, +a small prank, in Holles street. When we were hard up I washed them to +save the laundry bill. My own shirts I turned. It was the purest thrift. + +BELLO: _(Jeers)_ Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh? And showed +off coquettishly in your domino at the mirror behind closedrawn blinds +your unskirted thighs and hegoat's udders in various poses of surrender, +eh? Ho! ho! I have to laugh! That secondhand black operatop shift and +short trunkleg naughties all split up the stitches at her last rape that +Mrs Miriam Dandrade sold you from the Shelbourne hotel, eh? + +BLOOM: Miriam. Black. Demimondaine. + +BELLO: _(Guffaws)_ Christ Almighty it's too tickling, this! You were +a nicelooking Miriam when you clipped off your backgate hairs and +lay swooning in the thing across the bed as Mrs Dandrade about to be +violated by lieutenant Smythe-Smythe, Mr Philip Augustus Blockwell M. +P., signor Laci Daremo, the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the liftboy, +Henri Fleury of Gordon Bennett fame, Sheridan, the quadroon Croesus, the +varsity wetbob eight from old Trinity, Ponto, her splendid Newfoundland +and Bobs, dowager duchess of Manorhamilton. _(He guffaws again)_ Christ, +wouldn't it make a Siamese cat laugh? + +BLOOM: _(Her hands and features working)_ It was Gerald converted me to +be a true corsetlover when I was female impersonator in the High School +play _Vice Versa_. It was dear Gerald. He got that kink, fascinated by +sister's stays. Now dearest Gerald uses pinky greasepaint and gilds his +eyelids. Cult of the beautiful. + +BELLO: _(With wicked glee)_ Beautiful! Give us a breather! When you +took your seat with womanish care, lifting your billowy flounces, on the +smoothworn throne. + +BLOOM: Science. To compare the various joys we each enjoy. _(Earnestly)_ +And really it's better the position... because often I used to wet... + +BELLO: _(Sternly)_ No insubordination! The sawdust is there in the +corner for you. I gave you strict instructions, didn't I? Do it +standing, sir! I'll teach you to behave like a jinkleman! If I catch a +trace on your swaddles. Aha! By the ass of the Dorans you'll find I'm a +martinet. The sins of your past are rising against you. Many. Hundreds. + +THE SINS OF THE PAST: _(In a medley of voices)_ He went through a form +of clandestine marriage with at least one woman in the shadow of the +Black church. Unspeakable messages he telephoned mentally to Miss Dunn +at an address in D'Olier street while he presented himself indecently to +the instrument in the callbox. By word and deed he frankly encouraged +a nocturnal strumpet to deposit fecal and other matter in an unsanitary +outhouse attached to empty premises. In five public conveniences +he wrote pencilled messages offering his nuptial partner to all +strongmembered males. And by the offensively smelling vitriol works did +he not pass night after night by loving courting couples to see if and +what and how much he could see? Did he not lie in bed, the gross boar, +gloating over a nauseous fragment of wellused toilet paper presented to +him by a nasty harlot, stimulated by gingerbread and a postal order? + +BELLO: _(Whistles loudly)_ Say! What was the most revolting piece of +obscenity in all your career of crime? Go the whole hog. Puke it out! Be +candid for once. + +_(Mute inhuman faces throng forward, leering, vanishing, gibbering, +Booloohoom. Poldy Kock, Bootlaces a penny Cassidy's hag, blind +stripling, Larry Rhinoceros, the girl, the woman, the whore, the other, +the...)_ + +BLOOM: Don't ask me! Our mutual faith. Pleasants street. I only thought +the half of the... I swear on my sacred oath... + +BELLO: _(Peremptorily)_ Answer. Repugnant wretch! I insist on knowing. +Tell me something to amuse me, smut or a bloody good ghoststory or a +line of poetry, quick, quick, quick! Where? How? What time? With how +many? I give you just three seconds. One! Two! Thr... + +BLOOM: _(Docile, gurgles)_ I rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant + +BELLO: _(Imperiously)_ O, get out, you skunk! Hold your tongue! Speak +when you're spoken to. + +BLOOM: _(Bows)_ Master! Mistress! Mantamer! + +_(He lifts his arms. His bangle bracelets fill.)_ + +BELLO: _(Satirically)_ By day you will souse and bat our smelling +underclothes also when we ladies are unwell, and swab out our latrines +with dress pinned up and a dishclout tied to your tail. Won't that be +nice? _(He places a ruby ring on her finger)_ And there now! With this +ring I thee own. Say, thank you, mistress. + +BLOOM: Thank you, mistress. + +BELLO: You will make the beds, get my tub ready, empty the pisspots in +the different rooms, including old Mrs Keogh's the cook's, a sandy one. +Ay, and rinse the seven of them well, mind, or lap it up like champagne. +Drink me piping hot. Hop! You will dance attendance or I'll lecture you +on your misdeeds, Miss Ruby, and spank your bare bot right well, miss, +with the hairbrush. You'll be taught the error of your ways. At night +your wellcreamed braceletted hands will wear fortythreebutton gloves +newpowdered with talc and having delicately scented fingertips. For such +favours knights of old laid down their lives. _(He chuckles)_ My boys +will be no end charmed to see you so ladylike, the colonel, above +all, when they come here the night before the wedding to fondle my new +attraction in gilded heels. First I'll have a go at you myself. A man I +know on the turf named Charles Alberta Marsh (I was in bed with him just +now and another gentleman out of the Hanaper and Petty Bag office) is +on the lookout for a maid of all work at a short knock. Swell the bust. +Smile. Droop shoulders. What offers? _(He points)_ For that lot. Trained +by owner to fetch and carry, basket in mouth. _(He bares his arm and +plunges it elbowdeep in Bloom's vulva)_ There's fine depth for you! +What, boys? That give you a hardon? _(He shoves his arm in a bidder's +face)_ Here wet the deck and wipe it round! + +A BIDDER: A florin. + +_(Dillon's lacquey rings his handbell.)_ + +THE LACQUEY: Barang! + +A VOICE: One and eightpence too much. + +CHARLES ALBERTA MARSH: Must be virgin. Good breath. Clean. + +BELLO: _(Gives a rap with his gavel)_ Two bar. Rockbottom figure and +cheap at the price. Fourteen hands high. Touch and examine his points. +Handle him. This downy skin, these soft muscles, this tender flesh. If +I had only my gold piercer here! And quite easy to milk. Three newlaid +gallons a day. A pure stockgetter, due to lay within the hour. His +sire's milk record was a thousand gallons of whole milk in forty weeks. +Whoa my jewel! Beg up! Whoa! _(He brands his initial C on Bloom's +croup)_ So! Warranted Cohen! What advance on two bob, gentlemen? + +A DARKVISAGED MAN: _(In disguised accent)_ Hoondert punt sterlink. + +VOICES: _(Subdued)_ For the Caliph. Haroun Al Raschid. + +BELLO: _(Gaily)_ Right. Let them all come. The scanty, daringly short +skirt, riding up at the knee to show a peep of white pantalette, is a +potent weapon and transparent stockings, emeraldgartered, with the +long straight seam trailing up beyond the knee, appeal to the better +instincts of the _blasé_ man about town. Learn the smooth mincing walk +on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the Grecian bend with provoking croup, +the thighs fluescent, knees modestly kissing. Bring all your powers of +fascination to bear on them. Pander to their Gomorrahan vices. + +BLOOM: _(Bends his blushing face into his armpit and simpers with +forefinger in mouth)_ O, I know what you're hinting at now! + +BELLO: What else are you good for, an impotent thing like you? _(He +stoops and, peering, pokes with his fan rudely under the fat suet folds +of Bloom's haunches)_ Up! Up! Manx cat! What have we here? Where's your +curly teapot gone to or who docked it on you, cockyolly? Sing, birdy, +sing. It's as limp as a boy of six's doing his pooly behind a cart. Buy +a bucket or sell your pump. _(Loudly)_ Can you do a man's job? + +BLOOM: Eccles street... + +BELLO: _(Sarcastically)_ I wouldn't hurt your feelings for the world but +there's a man of brawn in possession there. The tables are turned, my +gay young fellow! He is something like a fullgrown outdoor man. Well for +you, you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts all +over it. He shot his bolt, I can tell you! Foot to foot, knee to knee, +belly to belly, bubs to breast! He's no eunuch. A shock of red hair he +has sticking out of him behind like a furzebush! Wait for nine months, +my lad! Holy ginger, it's kicking and coughing up and down in her guts +already! That makes you wild, don't it? Touches the spot? _(He spits in +contempt)_ Spittoon! + +BLOOM: I was indecently treated, I... Inform the police. Hundred +pounds. Unmentionable. I... + +BELLO: Would if you could, lame duck. A downpour we want not your +drizzle. + +BLOOM: To drive me mad! Moll! I forgot! Forgive! Moll... We... Still... + +BELLO: _(Ruthlessly)_ No, Leopold Bloom, all is changed by woman's will +since you slept horizontal in Sleepy Hollow your night of twenty years. +Return and see. + +_(Old Sleepy Hollow calls over the wold.)_ + +SLEEPY HOLLOW: Rip van Wink! Rip van Winkle! + +BLOOM: _(In tattered mocassins with a rusty fowlingpiece, tiptoeing, +fingertipping, his haggard bony bearded face peering through the diamond +panes, cries out)_ I see her! It's she! The first night at Mat Dillon's! +But that dress, the green! And her hair is dyed gold and he... + +BELLO: _(Laughs mockingly)_ That's your daughter, you owl, with a +Mullingar student. + +_(Milly Bloom, fairhaired, greenvested, slimsandalled, her blue scarf +in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the arms of her lover and +calls, her young eyes wonderwide.)_ + +MILLY: My! It's Papli! But, O Papli, how old you've grown! + +BELLO: Changed, eh? Our whatnot, our writingtable where we never wrote, +aunt Hegarty's armchair, our classic reprints of old masters. A man and +his menfriends are living there in clover. The _Cuckoos' Rest!_ Why not? +How many women had you, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, +exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you male prostitute? +Blameless dames with parcels of groceries. Turn about. Sauce for the +goose, my gander O. + +BLOOM: They... I... + +BELLO: _(Cuttingly)_ Their heelmarks will stamp the Brusselette carpet +you bought at Wren's auction. In their horseplay with Moll the romp to +find the buck flea in her breeches they will deface the little statue +you carried home in the rain for art for art' sake. They will violate +the secrets of your bottom drawer. Pages will be torn from your handbook +of astronomy to make them pipespills. And they will spit in your ten +shilling brass fender from Hampton Leedom's. + +BLOOM: Ten and six. The act of low scoundrels. Let me go. I will return. +I will prove... + +A VOICE: Swear! + +_(Bloom clenches his fists and crawls forward, a bowieknife between his +teeth.)_ + +BELLO: As a paying guest or a kept man? Too late. You have made your +secondbest bed and others must lie in it. Your epitaph is written. You +are down and out and don't you forget it, old bean. + +BLOOM: Justice! All Ireland versus one! Has nobody...? _(He bites his +thumb)_ + +BELLO: Die and be damned to you if you have any sense of decency +or grace about you. I can give you a rare old wine that'll send you +skipping to hell and back. Sign a will and leave us any coin you have! +If you have none see you damn well get it, steal it, rob it! We'll bury +you in our shrubbery jakes where you'll be dead and dirty with old Cuck +Cohen, my stepnephew I married, the bloody old gouty procurator and +sodomite with a crick in his neck, and my other ten or eleven husbands, +whatever the buggers' names were, suffocated in the one cesspool. _(He +explodes in a loud phlegmy laugh)_ We'll manure you, Mr Flower! _(He +pipes scoffingly)_ Byby, Poldy! Byby, Papli! + +BLOOM: _(Clasps his head)_ My willpower! Memory! I have sinned! I have +suff... + +_(He weeps tearlessly)_ + +BELLO: _(Sneers)_ Crybabby! Crocodile tears! + +_(Bloom, broken, closely veiled for the sacrifice, sobs, his face to +the earth. The passing bell is heard. Darkshawled figures of the +circumcised, in sackcloth and ashes, stand by the wailing wall. M. +Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Herzog, Harris Rosenberg, M. +Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, The Reverend Leopold +Abramovitz, Chazen. With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the +recreant Bloom.)_ + +THE CIRCUMCISED: _(In dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit +upon him, no flowers) Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad._ + +VOICES: _(Sighing)_ So he's gone. Ah yes. Yes, indeed. Bloom? Never +heard of him. No? Queer kind of chap. There's the widow. That so? Ah, +yes. + +_(From the suttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. The pall of +incense smoke screens and disperses. Out of her oakframe a nymph with +hair unbound, lightly clad in teabrown artcolours, descends from her +grotto and passing under interlacing yews stands over Bloom.)_ + +THE YEWS: _(Their leaves whispering)_ Sister. Our sister. Ssh! + +THE NYMPH: _(Softly)_ Mortal! _(Kindly)_ Nay, dost not weepest! + +BLOOM: _(Crawls jellily forward under the boughs, streaked by sunlight, +with dignity)_ This position. I felt it was expected of me. Force of +habit. + +THE NYMPH: Mortal! You found me in evil company, highkickers, coster +picnicmakers, pugilists, popular generals, immoral panto boys in +fleshtights and the nifty shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical +act, the hit of the century. I was hidden in cheap pink paper that smelt +of rock oil. I was surrounded by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to +disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, +proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured +gentleman. Useful hints to the married. + +BLOOM: _(Lifts a turtle head towards her lap)_ We have met before. On +another star. + +THE NYMPH: _(Sadly)_ Rubber goods. Neverrip brand as supplied to the +aristocracy. Corsets for men. I cure fits or money refunded. Unsolicited +testimonials for Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. My bust +developed four inches in three weeks, reports Mrs Gus Rublin with photo. + +BLOOM: You mean _Photo Bits?_ + +THE NYMPH: I do. You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me +above your marriage couch. Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in +four places. And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my +shame. + +BLOOM: _(Humbly kisses her long hair)_ Your classic curves, beautiful +immortal, I was glad to look on you, to praise you, a thing of beauty, +almost to pray. + +THE NYMPH: During dark nights I heard your praise. + +BLOOM: _(Quickly)_ Yes, yes. You mean that I... Sleep reveals the worst +side of everyone, children perhaps excepted. I know I fell out of bed +or rather was pushed. Steel wine is said to cure snoring. For the rest +there is that English invention, pamphlet of which I received some days +ago, incorrectly addressed. It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive +vent. _(He sighs)_ 'Twas ever thus. Frailty, thy name is marriage. + +THE NYMPH: _(Her fingers in her ears)_ And words. They are not in my +dictionary. + +BLOOM: You understood them? + +THE YEWS: Ssh! + +THE NYMPH: _(Covers her face with her hands)_ What have I not seen in +that chamber? What must my eyes look down on? + +BLOOM: _(Apologetically)_ I know. Soiled personal linen, wrong side up +with care. The quoits are loose. From Gibraltar by long sea long ago. + +THE NYMPH: _(Bends her head)_ Worse, worse! + +BLOOM: _(Reflects precautiously)_ That antiquated commode. It wasn't her +weight. She scaled just eleven stone nine. She put on nine pounds +after weaning. It was a crack and want of glue. Eh? And that absurd +orangekeyed utensil which has only one handle. + +_(The sound of a waterfall is heard in bright cascade.)_ + +THE WATERFALL: + + Poulaphouca Poulaphouca + Poulaphouca Poulaphouca. + +THE YEWS: _(Mingling their boughs)_ Listen. Whisper. She is right, our +sister. We grew by Poulaphouca waterfall. We gave shade on languorous +summer days. + + +JOHN WYSE NOLAN: _(In the background, in Irish National Forester's +uniform, doffs his plumed hat)_ Prosper! Give shade on languorous days, +trees of Ireland! + +THE YEWS: _(Murmuring)_ Who came to Poulaphouca with the High School +excursion? Who left his nutquesting classmates to seek our shade? + +BLOOM: _(Scared)_ High School of Poula? Mnemo? Not in full possession of +faculties. Concussion. Run over by tram. + +THE ECHO: Sham! + +BLOOM: _(Pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in nondescript +juvenile grey and black striped suit, too small for him, white tennis +shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a red schoolcap with +badge)_ I was in my teens, a growing boy. A little then sufficed, a +jolting car, the mingling odours of the ladies' cloakroom and lavatory, +the throng penned tight on the old Royal stairs (for they love crushes, +instinct of the herd, and the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles +vice), even a pricelist of their hosiery. And then the heat. There were +sunspots that summer. End of school. And tipsycake. Halcyon days. + +_(Halcyon days, high school boys in blue and white football jerseys and +shorts, Master Donald Turnbull, Master Abraham Chatterton, Master Owen +Goldberg, Master Jack Meredith, Master Percy Apjohn, stand in a clearing +of the trees and shout to Master Leopold Bloom.)_ + +THE HALCYON DAYS: Mackerel! Live us again. Hurray! _(They cheer)_ + +BLOOM: _(Hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent +snowballs, struggles to rise)_ Again! I feel sixteen! What a lark! Let's +ring all the bells in Montague street. _(He cheers feebly)_ Hurray for +the High School! + +THE ECHO: Fool! + +THE YEWS: _(Rustling)_ She is right, our sister. Whisper. _(Whispered +kisses are heard in all the wood. Faces of hamadryads peep out from +the boles and among the leaves and break, blossoming into bloom.)_ Who +profaned our silent shade? + +THE NYMPH: _(Coyly, through parting fingers)_ There? In the open air? + +THE YEWS: _(Sweeping downward)_ Sister, yes. And on our virgin sward. + +THE WATERFALL: + + Poulaphouca Poulaphouca + Phoucaphouca Phoucaphouca. + +THE NYMPH: _(With wide fingers)_ O, infamy! + +BLOOM: I was precocious. Youth. The fauna. I sacrificed to the god of +the forest. The flowers that bloom in the spring. It was pairing +time. Capillary attraction is a natural phenomenon. Lotty Clarke, +flaxenhaired, I saw at her night toilette through illclosed curtains +with poor papa's operaglasses: The wanton ate grass wildly. She rolled +downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits. +She climbed their crooked tree and I... A saint couldn't resist it. The +demon possessed me. Besides, who saw? + +_(Staggering Bob, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with +humid nostrils through the foliage.)_ + +STAGGERING BOB: (LARGE TEARDROPS ROLLING FROM HIS PROMINENT EYES, +SNIVELS) Me. Me see. + +BLOOM: Simply satisfying a need I... _(With pathos)_ No girl would when +I went girling. Too ugly. They wouldn't play... + +_(High on Ben Howth through rhododendrons a nannygoat passes, +plumpuddered, buttytailed, dropping currants.)_ + +THE NANNYGOAT: _(Bleats)_ Megeggaggegg! Nannannanny! + +BLOOM: _(Hatless, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and +gorsespine)_ Regularly engaged. Circumstances alter cases. _(He gazes +intently downwards on the water)_ Thirtytwo head over heels per second. +Press nightmare. Giddy Elijah. Fall from cliff. Sad end of government +printer's clerk. _(Through silversilent summer air the dummy of Bloom, +rolled in a mummy, rolls roteatingly from the Lion's Head cliff into the +purple waiting waters.)_ + +THE DUMMYMUMMY: Bbbbblllllblblblblobschbg! + +_(Far out in the bay between bailey and kish lights the_ Erin's King +_sails, sending a broadening plume of coalsmoke from her funnel towards +the land.)_ + +COUNCILLOR NANNETII: _(Alone on deck, in dark alpaca, yellowkitefaced, +his hand in his waistcoat opening, declaims)_ When my country takes her +place among the nations of the earth, then, and not till then, let my +epitaph be written. I have... + +BLOOM: Done. Prff! + +THE NYMPH: _(Loftily)_ We immortals, as you saw today, have not such +a place and no hair there either. We are stonecold and pure. We eat +electric light. _(She arches her body in lascivious crispation, placing +her forefinger in her mouth)_ Spoke to me. Heard from behind. How then +could you...? + +BLOOM: _(Pawing the heather abjectly)_ O, I have been a perfect pig. +Enemas too I have administered. One third of a pint of quassia to which +add a tablespoonful of rocksalt. Up the fundament. With Hamilton Long's +syringe, the ladies' friend. + +THE NYMPH: In my presence. The powderpuff. _(She blushes and makes a +knee)_ And the rest! + +BLOOM: _(Dejected)_ Yes. _Peccavi!_ I have paid homage on that living +altar where the back changes name. _(With sudden fervour)_ For why +should the dainty scented jewelled hand, the hand that rules...? + +_(Figures wind serpenting in slow woodland pattern around the treestems, +cooeeing)_ + +THE VOICE OF KITTY: _(In the thicket)_ Show us one of them cushions. + +THE VOICE OF FLORRY: Here. + +_(A grouse wings clumsily through the underwood.)_ + +THE VOICE OF LYNCH: _(In the thicket)_ Whew! Piping hot! + +THE VOICE OF ZOE: _(From the thicket)_ Came from a hot place. + +THE VOICE OF VIRAG: _(A birdchief, bluestreaked and feathered in war +panoply with his assegai, striding through a crackling canebrake over +beechmast and acorns)_ Hot! Hot! Ware Sitting Bull! + +BLOOM: It overpowers me. The warm impress of her warm form. Even to sit +where a woman has sat, especially with divaricated thighs, as though to +grant the last favours, most especially with previously well uplifted +white sateen coatpans. So womanly, full. It fills me full. + +THE WATERFALL: + + _Phillaphulla Poulaphouca + Poulaphouca Poulaphouca._ + +THE YEWS: Ssh! Sister, speak! + +THE NYMPH: _(Eyeless, in nun's white habit, coif and hugewinged wimple, +softly, with remote eyes)_ Tranquilla convent. Sister Agatha. Mount +Carmel. The apparitions of Knock and Lourdes. No more desire. _(She +reclines her head, sighing)_ Only the ethereal. Where dreamy creamy gull +waves o'er the waters dull. + +_(Bloom half rises. His back trouserbutton snaps.)_ + +THE BUTTON: Bip! + +_(Two sluts of the coombe dance rainily by, shawled, yelling flatly.)_ + +THE SLUTS: + + O, Leopold lost the pin of his drawers + He didn't know what to do, + To keep it up, + To keep it up. + +BLOOM: _(Coldly)_ You have broken the spell. The last straw. If there +were only ethereal where would you all be, postulants and novices? Shy +but willing like an ass pissing. + +THE YEWS: _(Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their skinny arms +aging and swaying)_ Deciduously! + +THE NYMPH: _(Her features hardening, gropes in the folds of her habit)_ +Sacrilege! To attempt my virtue! _(A large moist stain appears on her +robe)_ Sully my innocence! You are not fit to touch the garment of a +pure woman. _(She clutches again in her robe)_ Wait. Satan, you'll sing +no more lovesongs. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. _(She draws a poniard and, +clad in the sheathmail of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his +loins)_ Nekum! + +BLOOM: _(Starts up, seizes her hand)_ Hoy! Nebrakada! Cat o' nine lives! +Fair play, madam. No pruningknife. The fox and the grapes, is it? What +do you lack with your barbed wire? Crucifix not thick enough? _(He +clutches her veil)_ A holy abbot you want or Brophy, the lame gardener, +or the spoutless statue of the watercarrier, or good mother Alphonsus, +eh Reynard? + +THE NYMPH: _(With a cry flees from him unveiled, her plaster cast +cracking, a cloud of stench escaping from the cracks)_ Poli...! + +BLOOM: _(Calls after her)_ As if you didn't get it on the double +yourselves. No jerks and multiple mucosities all over you. I tried it. +Your strength our weakness. What's our studfee? What will you pay on +the nail? You fee mendancers on the Riviera, I read. _(The fleeing nymph +raises a keen)_ Eh? I have sixteen years of black slave labour behind +me. And would a jury give me five shillings alimony tomorrow, eh? Fool +someone else, not me. _(He sniffs)_ Rut. Onions. Stale. Sulphur. Grease. + +_(The figure of Bella Cohen stands before him.)_ + +BELLA: You'll know me the next time. + +BLOOM: _(Composed, regards her) Passée._ Mutton dressed as lamb. Long +in the tooth and superfluous hair. A raw onion the last thing at night +would benefit your complexion. And take some double chin drill. Your +eyes are as vapid as the glasseyes of your stuffed fox. They have the +dimensions of your other features, that's all. I'm not a triple screw +propeller. + +BELLA: _(Contemptuously)_ You're not game, in fact. _(Her sowcunt +barks)_ Fbhracht! + +BLOOM: _(Contemptuously)_ Clean your nailless middle finger first, your +bully's cold spunk is dripping from your cockscomb. Take a handful of +hay and wipe yourself. + +BELLA: I know you, canvasser! Dead cod! + +BLOOM: I saw him, kipkeeper! Pox and gleet vendor! + +BELLA: _(Turns to the piano)_ Which of you was playing the dead march +from _Saul?_ + +ZOE: Me. Mind your cornflowers. _(She darts to the piano and bangs +chords on it with crossed arms)_ The cat's ramble through the slag. +_(She glances back)_ Eh? Who's making love to my sweeties? _(She darts +back to the table)_ What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own. + +_(Kitty, disconcerted, coats her teeth with the silver paper. Bloom +approaches Zoe.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Gently)_ Give me back that potato, will you? + +ZOE: Forfeits, a fine thing and a superfine thing. + +BLOOM: _(With feeling)_ It is nothing, but still, a relic of poor mamma. + +ZOE: + + Give a thing and take it back + God'll ask you where is that + You'll say you don't know + God'll send you down below. + +BLOOM: There is a memory attached to it. I should like to have it. + +STEPHEN: To have or not to have that is the question. + +ZOE: Here. _(She hauls up a reef of her slip, revealing her bare thigh, +and unrolls the potato from the top of her stocking)_ Those that hides +knows where to find. + +BELLA: _(Frowns)_ Here. This isn't a musical peepshow. And don't you +smash that piano. Who's paying here? + +_(She goes to the pianola. Stephen fumbles in his pocket and, taking out +a banknote by its corner, hands it to her.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(With exaggerated politeness)_ This silken purse I made out +of the sow's ear of the public. Madam, excuse me. If you allow me. _(He +indicates vaguely Lynch and Bloom)_ We are all in the same sweepstake, +Kinch and Lynch. _Dans ce bordel ou tenons nostre état_. + +LYNCH: _(Calls from the hearth)_ Dedalus! Give her your blessing for me. + +STEPHEN: _(Hands Bella a coin)_ Gold. She has it. + +BELLA: _(Looks at the money, then at Stephen, then at Zoe, Florry and +Kitty)_ Do you want three girls? It's ten shillings here. + +STEPHEN: _(Delightedly)_ A hundred thousand apologies. _(He fumbles +again and takes out and hands her two crowns)_ Permit, _brevi manu_, my +sight is somewhat troubled. + +_(Bella goes to the table to count the money while Stephen talks to +himself in monosyllables. Zoe bends over the table. Kitty leans over +Zoe's neck. Lynch gets up, rights his cap and, clasping Kitty's waist, +adds his head to the group.)_ + +FLORRY: _(Strives heavily to rise)_ Ow! My foot's asleep. _(She limps +over to the table. Bloom approaches.)_ + +BELLA, ZOE, KITTY, LYNCH, BLOOM: _(Chattering and squabbling)_ The +gentleman... ten shillings... paying for the three... allow me a +moment... this gentleman pays separate... who's touching it?... ow! +... mind who you're pinching... are you staying the night or a short +time?... who did?... you're a liar, excuse me... the gentleman paid +down like a gentleman... drink... it's long after eleven. + +STEPHEN: _(At the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence)_ No bottles! +What, eleven? A riddle! + +ZOE: _(Lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the +top of her stocking)_ Hard earned on the flat of my back. + +LYNCH: _(Lifting Kitty from the table)_ Come! + +KITTY: Wait. _(She clutches the two crowns)_ + +FLORRY: And me? + +LYNCH: Hoopla! _(He lifts her, carries her and bumps her down on the +sofa.)_ + +STEPHEN: + + The fox crew, the cocks flew, + The bells in heaven + Were striking eleven. + 'Tis time for her poor soul + To get out of heaven. + +BLOOM: _(Quietly lays a half sovereign on the table between bella and +florry)_ So. Allow me. _(He takes up the poundnote)_ Three times ten. +We're square. + +BELLA: _(Admiringly)_ You're such a slyboots, old cocky. I could kiss +you. + +ZOE: _(Points)_ Him? Deep as a drawwell. _(Lynch bends Kitty back over +the sofa and kisses her. Bloom goes with the poundnote to Stephen.)_ + +BLOOM: This is yours. + +STEPHEN: How is that? _Les distrait_ or absentminded beggar. _(He +fumbles again in his pocket and draws out a handful of coins. An object +fills.)_ That fell. + +BLOOM: _(Stooping, picks up and hands a box of matches)_ This. + +STEPHEN: Lucifer. Thanks. + +BLOOM: _(Quietly)_ You had better hand over that cash to me to take care +of. Why pay more? + +STEPHEN: _(Hands him all his coins)_ Be just before you are generous. + +BLOOM: I will but is it wise? _(He counts)_ One, seven, eleven, and +five. Six. Eleven. I don't answer for what you may have lost. + +STEPHEN: Why striking eleven? Proparoxyton. Moment before the next +Lessing says. Thirsty fox. _(He laughs loudly)_ Burying his grandmother. +Probably he killed her. + +BLOOM: That is one pound six and eleven. One pound seven, say. + +STEPHEN: Doesn't matter a rambling damn. + +BLOOM: No, but... + +STEPHEN: _(Comes to the table)_ Cigarette, please. _(Lynch tosses a +cigarette from the sofa to the table)_ And so Georgina Johnson is dead +and married. _(A cigarette appears on the table. Stephen looks at it)_ +Wonder. Parlour magic. Married. Hm. _(He strikes a match and proceeds to +light the cigarette with enigmatic melancholy)_ + +LYNCH: _(Watching him)_ You would have a better chance of lighting it if +you held the match nearer. + +STEPHEN: _(Brings the match near his eye)_ Lynx eye. Must get glasses. +Broke them yesterday. Sixteen years ago. Distance. The eye sees all +flat. _(He draws the match away. It goes out.)_ Brain thinks. Near: +far. Ineluctable modality of the visible. _(He frowns mysteriously)_ Hm. +Sphinx. The beast that has twobacks at midnight. Married. + +ZOE: It was a commercial traveller married her and took her away with +him. + +FLORRY: _(Nods)_ Mr Lambe from London. + +STEPHEN: Lamb of London, who takest away the sins of our world. + +LYNCH: _(Embracing Kitty on the sofa, chants deeply) Dona nobis pacem._ + +_(The cigarette slips from Stephen 's fingers. Bloom picks it up and +throws it in the grate.)_ + +BLOOM: Don't smoke. You ought to eat. Cursed dog I met. _(To Zoe)_ You +have nothing? + +ZOE: Is he hungry? + +STEPHEN: _(Extends his hand to her smiling and chants to the air of the +bloodoath in the_ Dusk of the Gods) + + Hangende Hunger, + Fragende Frau, + Macht uns alle kaputt. + + +ZOE: _(Tragically)_ Hamlet, I am thy father's gimlet! _(She takes +his hand)_ Blue eyes beauty I'll read your hand. _(She points to his +forehead)_ No wit, no wrinkles. _(She counts)_ Two, three, Mars, that's +courage. _(Stephen shakes his head)_ No kid. + +LYNCH: Sheet lightning courage. The youth who could not shiver and +shake. _(To Zoe)_ Who taught you palmistry? + +ZOE: _(Turns)_ Ask my ballocks that I haven't got. _(To Stephen)_ I see +it in your face. The eye, like that. _(She frowns with lowered head)_ + +LYNCH: _(Laughing, slaps Kitty behind twice)_ Like that. Pandybat. + +_(Twice loudly a pandybat cracks, the coffin of the pianola flies open, +the bald little round jack-in-the-box head of Father Dolan springs up.)_ + +FATHER DOLAN: Any boy want flogging? Broke his glasses? Lazy idle little +schemer. See it in your eye. + +_(Mild, benign, rectorial, reproving, the head of Don John Conmee rises +from the pianola coffin.)_ + +DON JOHN CONMEE: Now, Father Dolan! Now. I'm sure that Stephen is a very +good little boy! + +ZOE: _(Examining Stephen's palm)_ Woman's hand. + +STEPHEN: _(Murmurs)_ Continue. Lie. Hold me. Caress. I never could read +His handwriting except His criminal thumbprint on the haddock. + +ZOE: What day were you born? + +STEPHEN: Thursday. Today. + +ZOE: Thursday's child has far to go. _(She traces lines on his hand)_ +Line of fate. Influential friends. + +FLORRY: _(Pointing)_ Imagination. + +ZOE: Mount of the moon. You'll meet with a... _(She peers at his hands +abruptly)_ I won't tell you what's not good for you. Or do you want to +know? + +BLOOM: _(Detaches her fingers and offers his palm)_ More harm than good. +Here. Read mine. + +BELLA: Show. _(She turns up bloom's hand)_ I thought so. Knobby knuckles +for the women. + +ZOE: _(Peering at bloom's palm)_ Gridiron. Travels beyond the sea and +marry money. + +BLOOM: Wrong. + +ZOE: _(Quickly)_ O, I see. Short little finger. Henpecked husband. That +wrong? + +_(Black Liz, a huge rooster hatching in a chalked circle, rises, +stretches her wings and clucks.)_ + +BLACK LIZ: Gara. Klook. Klook. Klook. + +_(She sidles from her newlaid egg and waddles off)_ + +BLOOM: _(Points to his hand)_ That weal there is an accident. Fell and +cut it twentytwo years ago. I was sixteen. + +ZOE: I see, says the blind man. Tell us news. + +STEPHEN: See? Moves to one great goal. I am twentytwo. Sixteen years ago +he was twentytwo too. Sixteen years ago I twentytwo tumbled. Twentytwo +years ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse. _(He winces)_ Hurt my hand +somewhere. Must see a dentist. Money? + +_(Zoe whispers to Florry. They giggle. Bloom releases his hand and +writes idly on the table in backhand, pencilling slow curves.)_ + +FLORRY: What? + +_(A hackneycar, number three hundred and twentyfour, with a +gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton, Harmony Avenue, +Donnybrook, trots past. Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl swaying on the +sideseats. The Ormond boots crouches behind on the axle. Sadly over the +crossblind Lydia Douce and Mina Kennedy gaze.)_ + +THE BOOTS: _(Jogging, mocks them with thumb and wriggling wormfingers)_ +Haw haw have you the horn? + +_(Bronze by gold they whisper.)_ + +ZOE: _(To Florry)_ Whisper. + +_(They whisper again)_ + +_(Over the well of the car Blazes Boylan leans, his boater straw set +sideways, a red flower in his mouth. Lenehan in yachtsman's cap and +white shoes officiously detaches a long hair from Blazes Boylan's coat +shoulder.)_ + +LENEHAN: Ho! What do I here behold? Were you brushing the cobwebs off a +few quims? + +BOYLAN: _(Seated, smiles)_ Plucking a turkey. + +LENEHAN: A good night's work. + +BOYLAN: _(Holding up four thick bluntungulated fingers, winks)_ Blazes +Kate! Up to sample or your money back. _(He holds out a forefinger)_ +Smell that. + +LENEHAN: _(Smells gleefully)_ Ah! Lobster and mayonnaise. Ah! + +ZOE AND FLORRY: _(Laugh together)_ Ha ha ha ha. + +BOYLAN: _(Jumps surely from the car and calls loudly for all to hear)_ +Hello, Bloom! Mrs Bloom dressed yet? + +BLOOM: _(In flunkey's prune plush coat and kneebreeches, buff stockings +and powdered wig)_ I'm afraid not, sir. The last articles... + +BOYLAN: _(Tosses him sixpence)_ Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash. +_(He hangs his hat smartly on a peg of Bloom's antlered head)_ Show me +in. I have a little private business with your wife, you understand? + +BLOOM: Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Madam Tweedy is in her bath, sir. + +MARION: He ought to feel himself highly honoured. _(She plops splashing +out of the water)_ Raoul darling, come and dry me. I'm in my pelt. Only +my new hat and a carriage sponge. + +BOYLAN: _(A merry twinkle in his eye)_ Topping! + +BELLA: What? What is it? + +_(Zoe whispers to her.)_ + +MARION: Let him look, the pishogue! Pimp! And scourge himself! I'll +write to a powerful prostitute or Bartholomona, the bearded woman, to +raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed +and stamped receipt. + +BOYLAN: (clasps himself) Here, I can't hold this little lot much longer. +(he strides off on stiff cavalry legs) + +BELLA: _(Laughing)_ Ho ho ho ho. + +BOYLAN: _(To Bloom, over his shoulder)_ You can apply your eye to the +keyhole and play with yourself while I just go through her a few times. + +BLOOM: Thank you, sir. I will, sir. May I bring two men chums to witness +the deed and take a snapshot? _(He holds out an ointment jar)_ Vaseline, +sir? Orangeflower...? Lukewarm water...? + +KITTY: _(From the sofa)_ Tell us, Florry. Tell us. What. + +_(Florry whispers to her. Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping +loudly, poppysmic plopslop.)_ + +MINA KENNEDY: _(Her eyes upturned)_ O, it must be like the scent of +geraniums and lovely peaches! O, he simply idolises every bit of her! +Stuck together! Covered with kisses! + +LYDIA DOUCE: _(Her mouth opening)_ Yumyum. O, he's carrying her round +the room doing it! Ride a cockhorse. You could hear them in Paris and +New York. Like mouthfuls of strawberries and cream. + +KITTY: _(Laughing)_ Hee hee hee. + +BOYLAN'S VOICE: _(Sweetly, hoarsely, in the pit of his stomach)_ Ah! +Gooblazqruk brukarchkrasht! + +MARION'S VOICE: _(Hoarsely, sweetly, rising to her throat)_ O! +Weeshwashtkissinapooisthnapoohuck? + +BLOOM: _(His eyes wildly dilated, clasps himself)_ Show! Hide! Show! +Plough her! More! Shoot! + +BELLA, ZOE, FLORRY, KITTY: Ho ho! Ha ha! Hee hee! + +LYNCH: _(Points)_ The mirror up to nature. _(He laughs)_ Hu hu hu hu hu! + +_(Stephen and Bloom gaze in the mirror. The face of William Shakespeare, +beardless, appears there, rigid in facial paralysis, crowned by the +reflection of the reindeer antlered hatrack in the hall.)_ + +SHAKESPEARE: _(In dignified ventriloquy)_ 'Tis the loud laugh bespeaks +the vacant mind. _(To Bloom)_ Thou thoughtest as how thou wastest +invisible. Gaze. _(He crows with a black capon's laugh)_ Iagogo! How my +Oldfellow chokit his Thursdaymornun. Iagogogo! + +BLOOM: _(Smiles yellowly at the three whores)_ When will I hear the +joke? + +ZOE: Before you're twice married and once a widower. + +BLOOM: Lapses are condoned. Even the great Napoleon when measurements +were taken next the skin after his death... + +_(Mrs Dignam, widow woman, her snubnose and cheeks flushed with +deathtalk, tears and Tunney's tawny sherry, hurries by in her weeds, +her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips and nose, a +pen chivvying her brood of cygnets. Beneath her skirt appear her late +husband's everyday trousers and turnedup boots, large eights. She holds +a Scottish widows' insurance policy and a large marquee umbrella under +which her brood run with her, Patsy hopping on one shod foot, his collar +loose, a hank of porksteaks dangling, freddy whimpering, Susy with a +crying cod's mouth, Alice struggling with the baby. She cuffs them on, +her streamers flaunting aloft.)_ + +FREDDY: Ah, ma, you're dragging me along! + +SUSY: Mamma, the beeftea is fizzing over! + +SHAKESPEARE: _(With paralytic rage)_ Weda seca whokilla farst. + +_(The face of Martin Cunningham, bearded, refeatures Shakespeare's +beardless face. The marquee umbrella sways drunkenly, the children run +aside. Under the umbrella appears Mrs Cunningham in Merry Widow hat and +kimono gown. She glides sidling and bowing, twirling japanesily.)_ + +MRS CUNNINGHAM: _(Sings)_ + +And they call me the jewel of Asia! + +MARTIN CUNNINGHAM: _(Gazes on her, impassive)_ Immense! Most bloody +awful demirep! + +STEPHEN: _Et exaltabuntur cornua iusti._ Queens lay with prize bulls. +Remember Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first +confessionbox. Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions +of the house of Lambert. And Noah was drunk with wine. And his ark was +open. + +BELLA: None of that here. Come to the wrong shop. + +LYNCH: Let him alone. He's back from Paris. + +ZOE: _(Runs to stephen and links him)_ O go on! Give us some parleyvoo. + +_(Stephen claps hat on head and leaps over to the fireplace where he +stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a painted smile +on his face.)_ + +LYNCH: _(Oommelling on the sofa)_ Rmm Rmm Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm. + +STEPHEN: _(Gabbles with marionette jerks)_ Thousand places of +entertainment to expense your evenings with lovely ladies saling gloves +and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable +house very eccentric where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about +princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries +extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the same if talking a poor english +how much smart they are on things love and sensations voluptuous. +Misters very selects for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show +with mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every night. +Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's things mockery seen in +universal world. All chic womans which arrive full of modesty then +disrobe and squeal loud to see vampire man debauch nun very fresh young +with _dessous troublants_. _(He clacks his tongue loudly)_ _Ho, la la! +Ce pif qu'il a!_ + +LYNCH: _Vive le vampire!_ + +THE WHORES: Bravo! Parleyvoo! + +STEPHEN: _(Grimacing with head back, laughs loudly, clapping himself)_ +Great success of laughing. Angels much prostitutes like and holy +apostles big damn ruffians. _Demimondaines_ nicely handsome sparkling of +diamonds very amiable costumed. Or do you are fond better what belongs +they moderns pleasure turpitude of old mans? _(He points about him with +grotesque gestures which Lynch and the whores reply to)_ Caoutchouc +statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very +lesbic the kiss five ten times. Enter, gentleman, to see in mirror every +positions trapezes all that machine there besides also if desire act +awfully bestial butcher's boy pollutes in warm veal liver or omlet on +the belly _pièce de Shakespeare._ + +BELLA: _(Clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa, with a shout of +laughter)_ An omelette on the... Ho! ho! ho! ho!... omelette on the... + +STEPHEN: _(Mincingly)_ I love you, sir darling. Speak you englishman +tongue for _double entente cordiale._ O yes, _mon loup_. How much cost? +Waterloo. Watercloset. _(He ceases suddenly and holds up a forefinger)_ + +BELLA: _(Laughing)_ Omelette... + +THE WHORES: _(Laughing)_ Encore! Encore! + +STEPHEN: Mark me. I dreamt of a watermelon. + +ZOE: Go abroad and love a foreign lady. + +LYNCH: Across the world for a wife. + +FLORRY: Dreams goes by contraries. + +STEPHEN: _(Extends his arms)_ It was here. Street of harlots. In +Serpentine avenue Beelzebub showed me her, a fubsy widow. Where's the +red carpet spread? + +BLOOM: _(Approaching Stephen)_ Look... + +STEPHEN: No, I flew. My foes beneath me. And ever shall be. World +without end. _(He cries) P_ater! Free! + +BLOOM: I say, look... + +STEPHEN: Break my spirit, will he? _O merde alors! (He cries, his +vulture talons sharpened)_ Hola! Hillyho! + +_(Simon Dedalus' voice hilloes in answer, somewhat sleepy but ready.)_ + +SIMON: That's all right. _(He swoops uncertainly through the air, +wheeling, uttering cries of heartening, on strong ponderous buzzard +wings)_ Ho, boy! Are you going to win? Hoop! Pschatt! Stable with those +halfcastes. Wouldn't let them within the bawl of an ass. Head up! Keep +our flag flying! An eagle gules volant in a field argent displayed. +Ulster king at arms! Haihoop! _(He makes the beagle's call, giving +tongue)_ Bulbul! Burblblburblbl! Hai, boy! + +_(The fronds and spaces of the wallpaper file rapidly across country. +A stout fox, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his +grandmother, runs swift for the open, brighteyed, seeking badger earth, +under the leaves. The pack of staghounds follows, nose to the ground, +sniffing their quarry, beaglebaying, burblbrbling to be blooded. Ward +Union huntsmen and huntswomen live with them, hot for a kill. From Six +Mile Point, Flathouse, Nine Mile Stone follow the footpeople with knotty +sticks, hayforks, salmongaffs, lassos, flockmasters with stockwhips, +bearbaiters with tomtoms, toreadors with bullswords, greynegroes +waving torches. The crowd bawls of dicers, crown and anchor players, +thimbleriggers, broadsmen. Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high +wizard hats clamour deafeningly.)_ + +THE CROWD: + + Card of the races. Racing card! + Ten to one the field! + Tommy on the clay here! Tommy on the clay! + Ten to one bar one! Ten to one bar one! + Try your luck on Spinning Jenny! + Ten to one bar one! + Sell the monkey, boys! Sell the monkey! + I'll give ten to one! + Ten to one bar one! + +_(A dark horse, riderless, bolts like a phantom past the winningpost, +his mane moonfoaming, his eyeballs stars. The field follows, a bunch of +bucking mounts. Skeleton horses, Sceptre, Maximum the Second, Zinfandel, +the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the Duke of Beaufort's +Ceylon, prix de Paris. Dwarfs ride them, rustyarmoured, leaping, leaping +in their, in their saddles. Last in a drizzle of rain on a brokenwinded +isabelle nag, Cock of the North, the favourite, honey cap, green jacket, +orange sleeves, Garrett Deasy up, gripping the reins, a hockeystick at +the ready. His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky +road.)_ + +THE ORANGE LODGES: _(Jeering)_ Get down and push, mister. Last lap! +You'll be home the night! + +GARRETT DEASY: _(Bolt upright, his nailscraped face plastered with +postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his blue eyes flashing in the +prism of the chandelier as his mount lopes by at schooling gallop)_ + +_Per vias rectas!_ + +_(A yoke of buckets leopards all over him and his rearing nag a torrent +of mutton broth with dancing coins of carrots, barley, onions, turnips, +potatoes.)_ + +THE GREEN LODGES: Soft day, sir John! Soft day, your honour! + +_(Private Carr, Private Compton and Cissy Caffrey pass beneath the +windows, singing in discord.)_ + +STEPHEN: Hark! Our friend noise in the street. + +ZOE: _(Holds up her hand)_ Stop! + +PRIVATE CARR, PRIVATE COMPTON AND CISSY CAFFREY: + +Yet I've a sort a Yorkshire relish for... + +ZOE: That's me. _(She claps her hands)_ Dance! Dance! _(She runs to the +pianola)_ Who has twopence? + +BLOOM: Who'll...? + +LYNCH: _(Handing her coins)_ Here. + +STEPHEN: _(Cracking his fingers impatiently)_ Quick! Quick! Where's my +augur's rod? _(He runs to the piano and takes his ashplant, beating his +foot in tripudium)_ + +ZOE: _(Turns the drumhandle)_ There. + +_(She drops two pennies in the slot. Gold, pink and violet lights +start forth. The drum turns purring in low hesitation waltz. Professor +Goodwin, in a bowknotted periwig, in court dress, wearing a stained +inverness cape, bent in two from incredible age, totters across the +room, his hands fluttering. He sits tinily on the pianostool and lifts +and beats handless sticks of arms on the keyboard, nodding with damsel's +grace, his bowknot bobbing)_ + +ZOE: _(Twirls round herself, heeltapping)_ Dance. Anybody here for +there? Who'll dance? Clear the table. + +_(The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time the prelude of_ +My Girl's a Yorkshire Girl. _Stephen throws his ashplant on the table +and seizes Zoe round the waist. Florry and Bella push the table towards +the fireplace. Stephen, arming Zoe with exaggerated grace, begins to +waltz her round the room. Bloom stands aside. Her sleeve filling from +gracing arms reveals a white fleshflower of vaccination. Between the +curtains Professor Maginni inserts a leg on the toepoint of which spins +a silk hat. With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his crown and +jauntyhatted skates in. He wears a slate frockcoat with claret silk +lapels, a gorget of cream tulle, a green lowcut waistcoat, stock collar +with white kerchief, tight lavender trousers, patent pumps and canary +gloves. In his buttonhole is an immense dahlia. He twirls in reversed +directions a clouded cane, then wedges it tight in his oxter. He places +a hand lightly on his breastbone, bows, and fondles his flower and +buttons.)_ + +MAGINNI: The poetry of motion, art of calisthenics. No connection +with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's. Fancy dress balls arranged. +Deportment. The Katty Lanner step. So. Watch me! My terpsichorean +abilities. _(He minuets forward three paces on tripping bee's feet) Tout +le monde en avant! Révérence! Tout le monde en place!_ + +_(The prelude ceases. Professor Goodwin, beating vague arms shrivels, +sinks, his live cape filling about the stool. The air in firmer waltz +time sounds. Stephen and Zoe circle freely. The lights change, glow, +fide gold rosy violet.)_ + +THE PIANOLA: + +Two young fellows were talking about their girls, girls, girls, +Sweethearts they'd left behind... + +_(From a corner the morning hours run out, goldhaired, slimsandalled, +in girlish blue, waspwaisted, with innocent hands. Nimbly they dance, +twirling their skipping ropes. The hours of noon follow in amber gold. +Laughing, linked, high haircombs flashing, they catch the sun in mocking +mirrors, lifting their arms.)_ + +MAGINNI: _(Clipclaps glovesilent hands) Carré! Avant deux!_ Breathe +evenly! _Balance!_ + +_(The morning and noon hours waltz in their places, turning, advancing +to each other, shaping their curves, bowing visavis. Cavaliers behind +them arch and suspend their arms, with hands descending to, touching, +rising from their shoulders.)_ + +HOURS: You may touch my. + +CAVALIERS: May I touch your? + +HOURS: O, but lightly! + +CAVALIERS: O, so lightly! + +THE PIANOLA: + +My little shy little lass has a waist. + +_(Zoe and Stephen turn boldly with looser swing. The twilight hours +advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their +cheeks delicate with cipria and false faint bloom. They are in grey +gauze with dark bat sleeves that flutter in the land breeze.)_ + +MAGINNI: _Avant huit! Traversé! Salut! Cours de mains! Croisé!_ + +_(The night hours, one by one, steal to the last place. Morning, noon +and twilight hours retreat before them. They are masked, with daggered +hair and bracelets of dull bells. Weary they curchycurchy under veils.)_ + +THE BRACELETS: Heigho! Heigho! + +ZOE: _(Twirling, her hand to her brow)_ O! + +MAGINNI: _Les tiroirs! Chaîne de dames! La corbeille! Dos à dos!_ + +_(Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the floor, weaving, +unweaving, curtseying, twirling, simply swirling.)_ + +ZOE: I'm giddy! + +_(She frees herself, droops on a chair. Stephen seizes Florry and turns +with her.)_ + +MAGINNI: Boulangère! Les ronds! Les ponts! Chevaux de bois! Escargots! + +_(Twining, receding, with interchanging hands the night hours link each +each with arching arms in a mosaic of movements. Stephen and Florry turn +cumbrously.)_ + +MAGINNI: _Dansez avec vos dames! Changez de dames! Donnez le petit +bouquet à votre dame! Remerciez!_ + +THE PIANOLA: + + Best, best of all, + Baraabum! + +KITTY: (JUMPS UP) O, they played that on the hobbyhorses at the Mirus +bazaar! + +_(She runs to Stephen. He leaves florry brusquely and seizes Kitty. +A screaming bittern's harsh high whistle shrieks. Groangrousegurgling +Toft's cumbersome whirligig turns slowly the room right roundabout the +room.)_ + +THE PIANOLA: + + My girl's a Yorkshire girl. + +ZOE: + +Yorkshire through and through. + +Come on all! + +_(She seizes Florry and waltzes her.)_ + +STEPHEN: _Pas seul!_ + +_(He wheels Kitty into Lynch's arms, snatches up his ashplant from +the table and takes the floor. All wheel whirl waltz twirl. Bloombella +Kittylynch Florryzoe jujuby women. Stephen with hat ashplant frogsplits +in middle highkicks with skykicking mouth shut hand clasp part under +thigh. With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho hornblower blue green yellow +flashes Toft's cumbersome turns with hobbyhorse riders from gilded +snakes dangled, bowels fandango leaping spurn soil foot and fall +again.)_ + +THE PIANOLA: + + Though she's a factory lass + And wears no fancy clothes. + +_(Closeclutched swift swifter with glareblareflare scudding they +scootlootshoot lumbering by. Baraabum!)_ + +TUTTI: Encore! Bis! Bravo! Encore! + +SIMON: Think of your mother's people! + +STEPHEN: Dance of death. + +_(Bang fresh barang bang of lacquey's bell, horse, nag, steer, piglings, +Conmee on Christass, lame crutch and leg sailor in cockboat armfolded +ropepulling hitching stamp hornpipe through and through. Baraabum! On +nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone +onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram +filling bawling gum he's a champion. Fuseblue peer from barrel rev. +evensong Love on hackney jaunt Blazes blind coddoubled bicyclers Dilly +with snowcake no fancy clothes. Then in last switchback lumbering up +and down bump mashtub sort of viceroy and reine relish for tublumber +bumpshire rose. Baraabum!)_ + +_(The couples fall aside. Stephen whirls giddily. Room whirls back. Eyes +closed he totters. Red rails fly spacewards. Stars all around suns turn +roundabout. Bright midges dance on walls. He stops dead.)_ + +STEPHEN: Ho! + +_(Stephen's mother, emaciated, rises stark through the floor, in leper +grey with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a torn bridal veil, her +face worn and noseless, green with gravemould. Her hair is scant and +lank. She fixes her bluecircled hollow eyesockets on Stephen and opens +her toothless mouth uttering a silent word. A choir of virgins and +confessors sing voicelessly.)_ + +THE CHOIR: + + Liliata rutilantium te confessorum... + Iubilantium te virginum... + +_(from the top of a tower Buck Mulligan, in particoloured jester's dress +of puce and yellow and clown's cap with curling bell, stands gaping at +her, a smoking buttered split scone in his hand.)_ + +BUCK MULLIGAN: She's beastly dead. The pity of it! Mulligan meets the +afflicted mother. _(He upturns his eyes)_ Mercurial Malachi! + +THE MOTHER: _(With the subtle smile of death's madness)_ I was once the +beautiful May Goulding. I am dead. + +STEPHEN: _(Horrorstruck)_ Lemur, who are you? No. What bogeyman's trick +is this? + +BUCK MULLIGAN: _(Shakes his curling capbell)_ The mockery of it! Kinch +dogsbody killed her bitchbody. She kicked the bucket. _(Tears of molten +butter fall from his eyes on to the scone)_ Our great sweet mother! _Epi +oinopa ponton._ + +THE MOTHER: _(Comes nearer, breathing upon him softly her breath of +wetted ashes)_ All must go through it, Stephen. More women than men in +the world. You too. Time will come. + +STEPHEN: _(Choking with fright, remorse and horror)_ They say I killed +you, mother. He offended your memory. Cancer did it, not I. Destiny. + +THE MOTHER: _(A green rill of bile trickling from a side of her mouth)_ +You sang that song to me. _Love's bitter mystery._ + +STEPHEN: _(Eagerly)_ Tell me the word, mother, if you know now. The word +known to all men. + +THE MOTHER: Who saved you the night you jumped into the train at +Dalkey with Paddy Lee? Who had pity for you when you were sad among the +strangers? Prayer is allpowerful. Prayer for the suffering souls in the +Ursuline manual and forty days' indulgence. Repent, Stephen. + +STEPHEN: The ghoul! Hyena! + +THE MOTHER: I pray for you in my other world. Get Dilly to make you that +boiled rice every night after your brainwork. Years and years I loved +you, O, my son, my firstborn, when you lay in my womb. + +ZOE: _(Fanning herself with the grate fan)_ I'm melting! + +FLORRY: _(Points to Stephen)_ Look! He's white. + +BLOOM: _(Goes to the window to open it more)_ Giddy. + +THE MOTHER: _(With smouldering eyes)_ Repent! O, the fire of hell! + +STEPHEN: _(Panting)_ His noncorrosive sublimate! The corpsechewer! Raw +head and bloody bones. + +THE MOTHER: _(Her face drawing near and nearer, sending out an ashen +breath)_ Beware! _(She raises her blackened withered right arm slowly +towards Stephen's breast with outstretched finger)_ Beware God's hand! +_(A green crab with malignant red eyes sticks deep its grinning claws in +Stephen's heart.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(Strangled with rage)_ Shite! _(His features grow drawn grey +and old)_ + +BLOOM: _(At the window)_ What? + +STEPHEN: _Ah non, par exemple!_ The intellectual imagination! With me +all or not at all. _Non serviam!_ + +FLORRY: Give him some cold water. Wait. _(She rushes out)_ + +THE MOTHER: _(Wrings her hands slowly, moaning desperately)_ O Sacred +Heart of Jesus, have mercy on him! Save him from hell, O Divine Sacred +Heart! + +STEPHEN: No! No! No! Break my spirit, all of you, if you can! I'll bring +you all to heel! + +THE MOTHER: _(In the agony of her deathrattle)_ Have mercy on Stephen, +Lord, for my sake! Inexpressible was my anguish when expiring with love, +grief and agony on Mount Calvary. + +STEPHEN: _Nothung_! + +_(He lifts his ashplant high with both hands and smashes the chandelier. +Time's livid final flame leaps and, in the following darkness, ruin of +all space, shattered glass and toppling masonry.)_ + +THE GASJET: Pwfungg! + +BLOOM: Stop! + +LYNCH: _(Rushes forward and seizes Stephen's hand)_ Here! Hold on! Don't +run amok! + +BELLA: Police! + +_(Stephen, abandoning his ashplant, his head and arms thrown back stark, +beats the ground and flies from the room, past the whores at the door.)_ + +BELLA: _(Screams)_ After him! + +_(The two whores rush to the halldoor. Lynch and Kitty and Zoe stampede +from the room. They talk excitedly. Bloom follows, returns.)_ + +THE WHORES: _(Jammed in the doorway, pointing)_ Down there. + +ZOE: _(Pointing)_ There. There's something up. + +BELLA: Who pays for the lamp? _(She seizes Bloom's coattail)_ Here, you +were with him. The lamp's broken. + +BLOOM: _(Rushes to the hall, rushes back)_ What lamp, woman? + +A WHORE: He tore his coat. + +BELLA: _(Her eyes hard with anger and cupidity, points)_ Who's to pay +for that? Ten shillings. You're a witness. + +BLOOM: _(Snatches up Stephen's ashplant)_ Me? Ten shillings? Haven't you +lifted enough off him? Didn't he...? + +BELLA: _(Loudly)_ Here, none of your tall talk. This isn't a brothel. A +ten shilling house. + +BLOOM: _(His head under the lamp, pulls the chain. Puling, the gasjet +lights up a crushed mauve purple shade. He raises the ashplant.)_ Only +the chimney's broken. Here is all he... + +BELLA: _(Shrinks back and screams)_ Jesus! Don't! + +BLOOM: _(Warding off a blow)_ To show you how he hit the paper. There's +not sixpenceworth of damage done. Ten shillings! + +FLORRY: _(With a glass of water, enters)_ Where is he? + +BELLA: Do you want me to call the police? + +BLOOM: O, I know. Bulldog on the premises. But he's a Trinity student. +Patrons of your establishment. Gentlemen that pay the rent. _(He makes +a masonic sign)_ Know what I mean? Nephew of the vice-chancellor. You +don't want a scandal. + +BELLA: _(Angrily)_ Trinity. Coming down here ragging after the boatraces +and paying nothing. Are you my commander here or? Where is he? I'll +charge him! Disgrace him, I will! (She Shouts) Zoe! Zoe! + +BLOOM: _(Urgently)_ And if it were your own son in Oxford? _(Warningly)_ +I know. + +BELLA: _(Almost speechless)_ Who are. Incog! + +ZOE: _(In the doorway)_ There's a row on. + +BLOOM: What? Where? _(He throws a shilling on the table and starts)_ +That's for the chimney. Where? I need mountain air. + +_(He hurries out through the hall. The whores point. Florry follows, +spilling water from her tilted tumbler. On the doorstep all the whores +clustered talk volubly, pointing to the right where the fog has cleared +off. From the left arrives a jingling hackney car. It slows to in front +of the house. Bloom at the halldoor perceives Corny Kelleher who is +about to dismount from the car with two silent lechers. He averts +his face. Bella from within the hall urges on her whores. They blow +ickylickysticky yumyum kisses. Corny Kelleher replies with a ghastly +lewd smile. The silent lechers turn to pay the jarvey. Zoe and Kitty +still point right. Bloom, parting them swiftly, draws his caliph's hood +and poncho and hurries down the steps with sideways face. Incog Haroun +al Raschid he flits behind the silent lechers and hastens on by the +railings with fleet step of a pard strewing the drag behind him, torn +envelopes drenched in aniseed. The ashplant marks his stride. A pack +of bloodhounds, led by Hornblower of Trinity brandishing a dogwhip in +tallyho cap and an old pair of grey trousers, follow from fir, picking +up the scent, nearer, baying, panting, at fault, breaking away, throwing +their tongues, biting his heels, leaping at his tail. He walks, +runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back. He is pelted with gravel, +cabbagestumps, biscuitboxes, eggs, potatoes, dead codfish, woman's +slipperslappers. After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops +in hot pursuit of follow my leader: 65 C, 66 C, night watch, John Henry +Menton, Wisdom Hely, V. B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, +Larry O'rourke, Joe Cuffe Mrs O'dowd, Pisser Burke, The Nameless One, +Mrs Riordan, The Citizen, Garryowen, Whodoyoucallhim, Strangeface, +Fellowthatsolike, Sawhimbefore, Chapwithawen, Chris Callinan, Sir +Charles Cameron, Benjamin Dollard, Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe Hynes, +red Murray, editor Brayden, T. M. Healy, Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John +Howard Parnell, the reverend Tinned Salmon, Professor Joly, Mrs +Breen, Denis Breen, Theodore Purefoy, Mina Purefoy, the Westland +Row postmistress, C. P. M'Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan, +maninthestreet, othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed driver, +rich protestant lady, Davy Byrne, Mrs Ellen M'Guinness, Mrs Joe +Gallaher, George Lidwell, Jimmy Henry on corns, Superintendent Laracy, +Father Cowley, Crofton out of the Collector-general's, Dan Dawson, +dental surgeon Bloom with tweezers, Mrs Bob Doran, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs +Wyse Nolan, John Wyse Nolan, handsomemarriedwomanrubbedagainstwide +behindinClonskeatram, the bookseller of_ Sweets of Sin, _Miss +Dubedatandshedidbedad, Mesdames Gerald and Stanislaus Moran of Roebuck, +the managing clerk of Drimmie's, Wetherup, colonel Hayes, Mastiansky, +Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses Herzog, Michael E Geraghty, +Inspector Troy, Mrs Galbraith, the constable off Eccles Street corner, +old doctor Brady with stethoscope, the mystery man on the beach, a +retriever, Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all her lovers.)_ + +THE HUE AND CRY: _(Helterskelterpelterwelter)_ He's Bloom! Stop Bloom! +Stopabloom! Stopperrobber! Hi! Hi! Stophim on the corner! + +_(At the corner of Beaver Street beneath the scaffolding Bloom panting +stops on the fringe of the noisy quarrelling knot, a lot not knowing a +jot what hi! hi! row and wrangle round the whowhat brawlaltogether.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(With elaborate gestures, breathing deeply and slowly)_ You +are my guests. Uninvited. By virtue of the fifth of George and seventh +of Edward. History to blame. Fabled by mothers of memory. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(To Cissy Caffrey)_ Was he insulting you? + +STEPHEN: Addressed her in vocative feminine. Probably neuter. +Ungenitive. + +VOICES: No, he didn't. I seen him. The girl there. He was in Mrs +Cohen's. What's up? Soldier and civilian. + +CISSY CAFFREY: I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to +do--you know, and the young man run up behind me. But I'm faithful to +the man that's treating me though I'm only a shilling whore. + +STEPHEN: _(Catches sight of Lynch's and Kitty's heads)_ Hail, Sisyphus. +_(He points to himself and the others)_ Poetic. Uropoetic. + +VOICES: Shes faithfultheman. + +CISSY CAFFREY: Yes, to go with him. And me with a soldier friend. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: He doesn't half want a thick ear, the blighter. Biff +him one, Harry. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(To Cissy)_ Was he insulting you while me and him was +having a piss? + +LORD TENNYSON: _(Gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket +flannels, bareheaded, flowingbearded)_ Theirs not to reason why. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: Biff him, Harry. + +STEPHEN: _(To Private Compton)_ I don't know your name but you are quite +right. Doctor Swift says one man in armour will beat ten men in their +shirts. Shirt is synechdoche. Part for the whole. + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(To The Crowd)_ No, I was with the privates. + +STEPHEN: _(Amiably)_ Why not? The bold soldier boy. In my opinion every +lady for example... + +PRIVATE CARR: _(His cap awry, advances to Stephen)_ Say, how would it +be, governor, if I was to bash in your jaw? + +STEPHEN: _(Looks up to the sky)_ How? Very unpleasant. Noble art of +selfpretence. Personally, I detest action. _(He waves his hand)_ Hand +hurts me slightly. _Enfin ce sont vos oignons._ _(To Cissy Caffrey)_ +Some trouble is on here. What is it precisely? + +DOLLY GRAY: _(From her balcony waves her handkerchief, giving the sign +of the heroine of Jericho)_ Rahab. Cook's son, goodbye. Safe home to +Dolly. Dream of the girl you left behind and she will dream of you. + +_(The soldiers turn their swimming eyes.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Elbowing through the crowd, plucks Stephen's sleeve +vigorously)_ Come now, professor, that carman is waiting. + +STEPHEN: _(Turns)_ Eh? _(He disengages himself)_ Why should I not speak +to him or to any human being who walks upright upon this oblate orange? +_(He points his finger)_ I'm not afraid of what I can talk to if I see +his eye. Retaining the perpendicular. + +_(He staggers a pace back)_ + +BLOOM: _(Propping him)_ Retain your own. + +STEPHEN: _(Laughs emptily)_ My centre of gravity is displaced. I have +forgotten the trick. Let us sit down somewhere and discuss. Struggle +for life is the law of existence but but human philirenists, notably the +tsar and the king of England, have invented arbitration. _(He taps his +brow)_ But in here it is I must kill the priest and the king. + +BIDDY THE CLAP: Did you hear what the professor said? He's a professor +out of the college. + +CUNTY KATE: I did. I heard that. + +BIDDY THE CLAP: He expresses himself with such marked refinement of +phraseology. + +CUNTY KATE: Indeed, yes. And at the same time with such apposite +trenchancy. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Pulls himself free and comes forward)_ What's that +you're saying about my king? + +_(Edward the Seventh appears in an archway. He wars a white jersey on +which an image of the Sacred Heart is stitched with the insignia of +Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of Denmark, Skinner's +and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher and ancient and honourable +artillery company of Massachusetts. He sucks a red jujube. He is robed +as a grand elect perfect and sublime mason with trowel and apron, +marked_ made in Germany. _In his left hand he holds a plasterer's bucket +on which is printed_ Défense d'uriner. _A roar of welcome greets him.)_ + +EDWARD THE SEVENTH: _(Slowly, solemnly but indistinctly)_ Peace, perfect +peace. For identification, bucket in my hand. Cheerio, boys. _(He turns +to his subjects)_ We have come here to witness a clean straight fight +and we heartily wish both men the best of good luck. Mahak makar a bak. + +_(He shakes hands with Private Carr, Private Compton, Stephen, Bloom and +Lynch. General applause. Edward the Seventh lifts his bucket graciously +in acknowledgment.)_ + +PRIVATE CARR: _(To Stephen)_ Say it again. + +STEPHEN: _(Nervous, friendly, pulls himself up)_ I understand your point +of view though I have no king myself for the moment. This is the age of +patent medicines. A discussion is difficult down here. But this is the +point. You die for your country. Suppose. _(He places his arm on Private +Carr's sleeve)_ Not that I wish it for you. But I say: Let my country +die for me. Up to the present it has done so. I didn't want it to die. +Damn death. Long live life! + +EDWARD THE SEVENTH: _(Levitates over heaps of slain, in the garb and +with the halo of Joking Jesus, a white jujube in his phosphorescent +face)_ + +My methods are new and are causing surprise. To make the blind see I +throw dust in their eyes. + +STEPHEN: Kings and unicorns! _(He fills back a pace)_ Come somewhere and +we'll... What was that girl saying?... + +PRIVATE COMPTON: Eh, Harry, give him a kick in the knackers. Stick one +into Jerry. + +BLOOM: _(To the privates, softly)_ He doesn't know what he's saying. +Taken a little more than is good for him. Absinthe. Greeneyed monster. I +know him. He's a gentleman, a poet. It's all right. + +STEPHEN: _(Nods, smiling and laughing)_ Gentleman, patriot, scholar and +judge of impostors. + +PRIVATE CARR: I don't give a bugger who he is. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: We don't give a bugger who he is. + +STEPHEN: I seem to annoy them. Green rag to a bull. + +_(Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and peep-o'-day +boy's hat signs to Stephen.)_ + +KEVIN EGAN: H'lo! _Bonjour!_ The _vieille ogresse_ with the _dents +jaunes_. + +_(Patrice Egan peeps from behind, his rabbitface nibbling a quince +leaf.)_ + +PATRICE: _Socialiste!_ + +DON EMILE PATRIZIO FRANZ RUPERT POPE HENNESSY: _(In medieval hauberk, +two wild geese volant on his helm, with noble indignation points a +mailed hand against the privates)_ Werf those eykes to footboden, big +grand porcos of johnyellows todos covered of gravy! + +BLOOM: _(To Stephen)_ Come home. You'll get into trouble. + +STEPHEN: _(Swaying)_ I don't avoid it. He provokes my intelligence. + +BIDDY THE CLAP: One immediately observes that he is of patrician +lineage. + +THE VIRAGO: Green above the red, says he. Wolfe Tone. + +THE BAWD: The red's as good as the green. And better. Up the soldiers! +Up King Edward! + +A ROUGH: _(Laughs)_ Ay! Hands up to De Wet. + +THE CITIZEN: _(With a huge emerald muffler and shillelagh, calls)_ + + May the God above + Send down a dove + With teeth as sharp as razors + To slit the throats + Of the English dogs + That hanged our Irish leaders. + +THE CROPPY BOY: _(The ropenoose round his neck, gripes in his issuing +bowels with both hands)_ + +I bear no hate to a living thing, But I love my country beyond the king. + +RUMBOLD, DEMON BARBER: _(Accompanied by two blackmasked assistants, +advances with gladstone bag which he opens)_ Ladies and gents, +cleaver purchased by Mrs Pearcy to slay Mogg. Knife with which Voisin +dismembered the wife of a compatriot and hid remains in a sheet in the +cellar, the unfortunate female's throat being cut from ear to ear. Phial +containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon +to the gallows. + +_(He jerks the rope. The assistants leap at the victim's legs and drag +him downward, grunting the croppy boy's tongue protrudes violently.)_ + +THE CROPPY BOY: + +Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest. + +_(He gives up the ghost. A violent erection of the hanged sends gouts +of sperm spouting through his deathclothes on to the cobblestones. Mrs +Bellingham, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys +rush forward with their handkerchiefs to sop it up.)_ + +RUMBOLD: I'm near it myself. _(He undoes the noose)_ Rope which hanged +the awful rebel. Ten shillings a time. As applied to Her Royal Highness. +_(He plunges his head into the gaping belly of the hanged and draws out +his head again clotted with coiled and smoking entrails)_ My painful +duty has now been done. God save the king! + +EDWARD THE SEVENTH: _(Dances slowly, solemnly, rattling his bucket, and +sings with soft contentment)_ + +On coronation day, on coronation day, O, won't we have a merry time, +Drinking whisky, beer and wine! + +PRIVATE CARR: Here. What are you saying about my king? + +STEPHEN: _(Throws up his hands)_ O, this is too monotonous! Nothing. +He wants my money and my life, though want must be his master, for +some brutish empire of his. Money I haven't. _(He searches his pockets +vaguely)_ GAVE IT TO SOMEONE. + +PRIVATE CARR: Who wants your bleeding money? + +STEPHEN: _(Tries to move off)_ Will someone tell me where I am least +likely to meet these necessary evils? _Ça se voit aussi à paris._ Not +that I... But, by Saint Patrick...! + +_(The women's heads coalesce. Old Gummy Granny in sugarloaf hat appears +seated on a toadstool, the deathflower of the potato blight on her +breast.)_ + +STEPHEN: Aha! I know you, gammer! Hamlet, revenge! The old sow that eats +her farrow! + +OLD GUMMY GRANNY: _(Rocking to and fro)_ Ireland's sweetheart, the king +of Spain's daughter, alanna. Strangers in my house, bad manners to them! +_(She keens with banshee woe)_ Ochone! Ochone! Silk of the kine! _(She +wails)_ You met with poor old Ireland and how does she stand? + +STEPHEN: How do I stand you? The hat trick! Where's the third person of +the Blessed Trinity? Soggarth Aroon? The reverend Carrion Crow. + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(Shrill)_ Stop them from fighting! + +A ROUGH: Our men retreated. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Tugging at his belt)_ I'll wring the neck of any fucker +says a word against my fucking king. + +BLOOM: _(Terrified)_ He said nothing. Not a word. A pure +misunderstanding. + +THE CITIZEN: _Erin go bragh!_ + +_(Major Tweedy and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals, +decorations, trophies of war, wounds. Both salute with fierce +hostility.)_ + +PRIVATE COMPTON: Go it, Harry. Do him one in the eye. He's a proboer. + +STEPHEN: Did I? When? + +BLOOM: _(To the redcoats)_ We fought for you in South Africa, Irish +missile troops. Isn't that history? Royal Dublin Fusiliers. Honoured by +our monarch. + +THE NAVVY: _(Staggering past)_ O, yes! O God, yes! O, make the kwawr a +krowawr! O! Bo! + +_(Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted +spearpoints. Major Tweedy, moustached like Turko the terrible, in +bearskin cap with hackleplume and accoutrements, with epaulettes, gilt +chevrons and sabretaches, his breast bright with medals, toes the line. +He gives the pilgrim warrior's sign of the knights templars.)_ + +MAJOR TWEEDY: _(Growls gruffly)_ Rorke's Drift! Up, guards, and at them! +Mahar shalal hashbaz. + +PRIVATE CARR: I'll do him in. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: _(Waves the crowd back)_ Fair play, here. Make a +bleeding butcher's shop of the bugger. + +_(Massed bands blare_ Garryowen _and_ God save the King.) + +CISSY CAFFREY: They're going to fight. For me! + +CUNTY KATE: The brave and the fair. + +BIDDY THE CLAP: Methinks yon sable knight will joust it with the best. + +CUNTY KATE: _(Blushing deeply)_ Nay, madam. The gules doublet and merry +saint George for me! + +STEPHEN: + +The harlot's cry from street to street Shall weave Old Ireland's +windingsheet. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Loosening his belt, shouts)_ I'll wring the neck of any +fucking bastard says a word against my bleeding fucking king. + +BLOOM: _(Shakes Cissy Caffrey's shoulders)_ Speak, you! Are you struck +dumb? You are the link between nations and generations. Speak, woman, +sacred lifegiver! + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(Alarmed, seizes Private Carr's sleeve)_ Amn't I with +you? Amn't I your girl? Cissy's your girl. _(She cries)_ Police! + +STEPHEN: _(Ecstatically, to Cissy Caffrey)_ + + White thy fambles, red thy gan + And thy quarrons dainty is. + + +VOICES: Police! + +DISTANT VOICES: Dublin's burning! Dublin's burning! On fire, on fire! + +_(Brimstone fires spring up. Dense clouds roll past. Heavy Gatling guns +boom. Pandemonium. Troops deploy. Gallop of hoofs. Artillery. Hoarse +commands. Bells clang. Backers shout. Drunkards bawl. Whores screech. +Foghorns hoot. Cries of valour. Shrieks of dying. Pikes clash on +cuirasses. Thieves rob the slain. Birds of prey, winging from the sea, +rising from marshlands, swooping from eyries, hover screaming, gannets, +cormorants, vultures, goshawks, climbing woodcocks, peregrines, merlins, +blackgrouse, sea eagles, gulls, albatrosses, barnacle geese. The +midnight sun is darkened. The earth trembles. The dead of Dublin +from Prospect and Mount Jerome in white sheepskin overcoats and black +goatfell cloaks arise and appear to many. A chasm opens with a noiseless +yawn. Tom Rochford, winner, in athlete's singlet and breeches, arrives +at the head of the national hurdle handicap and leaps into the void. +He is followed by a race of runners and leapers. In wild attitudes they +spring from the brink. Their bodies plunge. Factory lasses with fancy +clothes toss redhot Yorkshire baraabombs. Society ladies lift their +skirts above their heads to protect themselves. Laughing witches in red +cutty sarks ride through the air on broomsticks. Quakerlyster plasters +blisters. It rains dragons' teeth. Armed heroes spring up from furrows. +They exchange in amity the pass of knights of the red cross and fight +duels with cavalry sabres: Wolfe Tone against Henry Grattan, Smith +O'Brien against Daniel O'Connell, Michael Davitt against Isaac Butt, +Justin M'Carthy against Parnell, Arthur Griffith against John Redmond, +John O'Leary against Lear O'Johnny, Lord Edward Fitzgerald against Lord +Gerald Fitzedward, The O'Donoghue of the Glens against The Glens of The +O'Donoghue. On an eminence, the centre of the earth, rises the feldaltar +of Saint Barbara. Black candles rise from its gospel and epistle horns. +From the high barbacans of the tower two shafts of light fall on the +smokepalled altarstone. On the altarstone Mrs Mina Purefoy, goddess of +unreason, lies, naked, fettered, a chalice resting on her swollen belly. +Father Malachi O'Flynn in a lace petticoat and reversed chasuble, his +two left feet back to the front, celebrates camp mass. The Reverend Mr +Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a plain cassock and mortarboard, his head +and collar back to the front, holds over the celebrant's head an open +umbrella.)_ + +FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: _Introibo ad altare diaboli._ + +THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: To the devil which hath made glad my young +days. + +FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: _(Takes from the chalice and elevates a +blooddripping host) Corpus meum._ + +THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: _(Raises high behind the celebrant's +petticoat, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which a carrot +is stuck)_ My body. + +THE VOICE OF ALL THE DAMNED: Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol eht rof, +Aiulella! + +_(From on high the voice of Adonai calls.)_ + +ADONAI: Dooooooooooog! + +THE VOICE OF ALL THE BLESSED: Alleluia, for the Lord God Omnipotent +reigneth! + +_(From on high the voice of Adonai calls.)_ + +ADONAI: Goooooooooood! + +_(In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions +sing_ Kick the Pope _and_ Daily, daily sing to Mary.) + +PRIVATE CARR: _(With ferocious articulation)_ I'll do him in, so help me +fucking Christ! I'll wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking +windpipe! + +OLD GUMMY GRANNY: _(Thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand)_ Remove +him, acushla. At 8.35 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be +free. _(She prays)_ O good God, take him! + +(THE RETRIEVER, NOSING ON THE FRINGE OF THE CROWD, BARKS NOISILY.) + +BLOOM: _(Runs to lynch)_ Can't you get him away? + +LYNCH: He likes dialectic, the universal language. Kitty! _(To Bloom)_ +Get him away, you. He won't listen to me. + +_(He drags Kitty away.)_ + +STEPHEN: _(Points) exit Judas. Et laqueo se suspendit._ + +BLOOM: _(Runs to Stephen)_ Come along with me now before worse happens. +Here's your stick. + +STEPHEN: Stick, no. Reason. This feast of pure reason. + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(Pulling Private Carr)_ Come on, you're boosed. He +insulted me but I forgive him. _(Shouting in his ear)_ I forgive him for +insulting me. + +BLOOM: _(Over Stephen's shoulder)_ Yes, go. You see he's incapable. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Breaks loose)_ I'll insult him. + +_(He rushes towards Stephen, fist outstretched, and strikes him in the +face. Stephen totters, collapses, falls, stunned. He lies prone, his +face to the sky, his hat rolling to the wall. Bloom follows and picks it +up.)_ + +MAJOR TWEEDY: _(Loudly)_ Carbine in bucket! Cease fire! Salute! + +THE RETRIEVER: _(Barking furiously)_ Ute ute ute ute ute ute ute ute. + +THE CROWD: Let him up! Don't strike him when he's down! Air! Who? The +soldier hit him. He's a professor. Is he hurted? Don't manhandle him! +He's fainted! + +A HAG: What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under +the influence. Let them go and fight the Boers! + +THE BAWD: Listen to who's talking! Hasn't the soldier a right to go with +his girl? He gave him the coward's blow. + +_(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit)_ + +THE RETRIEVER: _(Barking)_ Wow wow wow. + +BLOOM: _(Shoves them back, loudly)_ Get back, stand back! + +PRIVATE COMPTON: _(Tugging his comrade)_ Here. Bugger off, Harry. Here's +the cops! _(Two raincaped watch, tall, stand in the group.)_ + +FIRST WATCH: What's wrong here? + +PRIVATE COMPTON: We were with this lady. And he insulted us. And +assaulted my chum. _(The retriever barks)_ Who owns the bleeding tyke? + +CISSY CAFFREY: _(With expectation)_ Is he bleeding! + +A MAN: _(Rising from his knees)_ No. Gone off. He'll come to all right. + +BLOOM: _(Glances sharply at the man)_ Leave him to me. I can easily... + +SECOND WATCH: Who are you? Do you know him? + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Lurches towards the watch)_ He insulted my lady friend. + +BLOOM: _(Angrily)_ You hit him without provocation. I'm a witness. +Constable, take his regimental number. + +SECOND WATCH: I don't want your instructions in the discharge of my +duty. + +PRIVATE COMPTON: _(Pulling his comrade)_ Here, bugger off Harry. Or +Bennett'll shove you in the lockup. + +PRIVATE CARR: _(Staggering as he is pulled away)_ God fuck old Bennett. +He's a whitearsed bugger. I don't give a shit for him. + +FIRST WATCH: _(Takes out his notebook)_ What's his name? + +BLOOM: _(Peering over the crowd)_ I just see a car there. If you give me +a hand a second, sergeant... + +FIRST WATCH: Name and address. + +_(Corny Kelleker, weepers round his hat, a death wreath in his hand, +appears among the bystanders.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Quickly)_ O, the very man! _(He whispers)_ Simon Dedalus' son. +A bit sprung. Get those policemen to move those loafers back. + +SECOND WATCH: Night, Mr Kelleher. + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(To the watch, with drawling eye)_ That's all right. +I know him. Won a bit on the races. Gold cup. Throwaway. _(He laughs)_ +Twenty to one. Do you follow me? + +FIRST WATCH: _(Turns to the crowd)_ Here, what are you all gaping at? +Move on out of that. + +_(The crowd disperses slowly, muttering, down the lane.)_ + +CORNY KELLEHER: Leave it to me, sergeant. That'll be all right. _(He +laughs, shaking his head)_ We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse. +What? Eh, what? + +FIRST WATCH: _(Laughs)_ I suppose so. + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(Nudges the second watch)_ Come and wipe your name off +the slate. _(He lilts, wagging his head)_ With my tooraloom tooraloom +tooraloom tooraloom. What, eh, do you follow me? + +SECOND WATCH: _(Genially)_ Ah, sure we were too. + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(Winking)_ Boys will be boys. I've a car round there. + +SECOND WATCH: All right, Mr Kelleher. Good night. + +CORNY KELLEHER: I'll see to that. + +BLOOM: _(Shakes hands with both of the watch in turn)_ Thank you very +much, gentlemen. Thank you. _(He mumbles confidentially)_ We don't want +any scandal, you understand. Father is a wellknown highly respected +citizen. Just a little wild oats, you understand. + +FIRST WATCH: O. I understand, sir. + +SECOND WATCH: That's all right, sir. + +FIRST WATCH: It was only in case of corporal injuries I'd have to report +it at the station. + +BLOOM: _(Nods rapidly)_ Naturally. Quite right. Only your bounden duty. + +SECOND WATCH: It's our duty. + +CORNY KELLEHER: Good night, men. + +THE WATCH: _(Saluting together)_ Night, gentlemen. _(They move off with +slow heavy tread)_ + +BLOOM: _(Blows)_ Providential you came on the scene. You have a car?... + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(Laughs, pointing his thumb over his right shoulder to +the car brought up against the scaffolding)_ Two commercials that were +standing fizz in Jammet's. Like princes, faith. One of them lost two +quid on the race. Drowning his grief. And were on for a go with the +jolly girls. So I landed them up on Behan's car and down to nighttown. + +BLOOM: I was just going home by Gardiner street when I happened to... + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(Laughs)_ Sure they wanted me to join in with the mots. +No, by God, says I. Not for old stagers like myself and yourself. _(He +laughs again and leers with lacklustre eye)_ Thanks be to God we have it +in the house, what, eh, do you follow me? Hah, hah, hah! + +BLOOM: _(Tries to laugh)_ He, he, he! Yes. Matter of fact I was just +visiting an old friend of mine there, Virag, you don't know him (poor +fellow, he's laid up for the past week) and we had a liquor together and +I was just making my way home... + +_(The horse neighs.)_ + +THE HORSE: Hohohohohohoh! Hohohohome! + +CORNY KELLEHER: Sure it was Behan our jarvey there that told me after +we left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I told him to pull up and +got off to see. _(He laughs)_ Sober hearsedrivers a speciality. Will I +give him a lift home? Where does he hang out? Somewhere in Cabra, what? + +BLOOM: No, in Sandycove, I believe, from what he let drop. + +_(Stephen, prone, breathes to the stars. Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls +at the horse. Bloom, in gloom, looms down.)_ + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(Scratches his nape)_ Sandycove! _(He bends down and +calls to Stephen)_ Eh! _(He calls again)_ Eh! He's covered with shavings +anyhow. Take care they didn't lift anything off him. + +BLOOM: No, no, no. I have his money and his hat here and stick. + +CORNY KELLEHER: Ah, well, he'll get over it. No bones broken. Well, I'll +shove along. _(He laughs)_ I've a rendezvous in the morning. Burying the +dead. Safe home! + +THE HORSE: _(Neighs)_ Hohohohohome. + +BLOOM: Good night. I'll just wait and take him along in a few... + +_(Corny Kelleher returns to the outside car and mounts it. The horse +harness jingles.)_ + +CORNY KELLEHER: _(From the car, standing)_ Night. + +BLOOM: Night. + +_(The jarvey chucks the reins and raises his whip encouragingly. The +car and horse back slowly, awkwardly, and turn. Corny Kelleher on the +sideseat sways his head to and fro in sign of mirth at Bloom's plight. +The jarvey joins in the mute pantomimic merriment nodding from the +farther seat. Bloom shakes his head in mute mirthful reply. With thumb +and palm Corny Kelleher reassures that the two bobbies will allow the +sleep to continue for what else is to be done. With a slow nod Bloom +conveys his gratitude as that is exactly what Stephen needs. The car +jingles tooraloom round the corner of the tooraloom lane. Corny Kelleher +again reassuralooms with his hand. Bloom with his hand assuralooms Corny +Kelleher that he is reassuraloomtay. The tinkling hoofs and jingling +harness grow fainter with their tooralooloo looloo lay. Bloom, holding +in his hand Stephen's hat, festooned with shavings, and ashplant, stands +irresolute. Then he bends to him and shakes him by the shoulder.)_ + +BLOOM: Eh! Ho! _(There is no answer; he bends again)_ Mr Dedalus! +_(There is no answer)_ The name if you call. Somnambulist. _(He bends +again and hesitating, brings his mouth near the face of the prostrate +form)_ Stephen! _(There is no answer. He calls again.)_ Stephen! + +STEPHEN: _(Groans)_ Who? Black panther. Vampire. _(He sighs and +stretches himself, then murmurs thickly with prolonged vowels)_ + + Who... drive... Fergus now + And pierce... wood's woven shade?... + +_(He turns on his left side, sighing, doubling himself together.)_ + +BLOOM: Poetry. Well educated. Pity. _(He bends again and undoes +the buttons of Stephen's waistcoat)_ To breathe. _(He brushes the +woodshavings from Stephen's clothes with light hand and fingers)_ One +pound seven. Not hurt anyhow. _(He listens)_ What? + +STEPHEN: _(Murmurs)_ + + ... shadows... the woods + ... white breast... dim sea. + +_(He stretches out his arms, sighs again and curls his body. Bloom, +holding the hat and ashplant, stands erect. A dog barks in the distance. +Bloom tightens and loosens his grip on the ashplant. He looks down on +Stephen's face and form.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Communes with the night)_ Face reminds me of his poor mother. +In the shady wood. The deep white breast. Ferguson, I think I caught. A +girl. Some girl. Best thing could happen him. _(He murmurs)_... swear +that I will always hail, ever conceal, never reveal, any part or parts, +art or arts... _(He murmurs)_... in the rough sands of the sea... a +cabletow's length from the shore... where the tide ebbs... and flows +... + +_(Silent, thoughtful, alert he stands on guard, his fingers at his lips +in the attitude of secret master. Against the dark wall a figure appears +slowly, a fairy boy of eleven, a changeling, kidnapped, dressed in an +eton suit with glass shoes and a little bronze helmet, holding a book +in his hand. He reads from right to left inaudibly, smiling, kissing the +page.)_ + +BLOOM: _(Wonderstruck, calls inaudibly)_ Rudy! + +RUDY: _(Gazes, unseeing, into Bloom's eyes and goes on reading, kissing, +smiling. He has a delicate mauve face. On his suit he has diamond and +ruby buttons. In his free left hand he holds a slim ivory cane with a +violet bowknot. A white lambkin peeps out of his waistcoat pocket.)_ + + + + +-- III -- + +Preparatory to anything else Mr Bloom brushed off the greater bulk of +the shavings and handed Stephen the hat and ashplant and bucked him up +generally in orthodox Samaritan fashion which he very badly needed. His +(Stephen's) mind was not exactly what you would call wandering but a bit +unsteady and on his expressed desire for some beverage to drink Mr +Bloom in view of the hour it was and there being no pump of Vartry water +available for their ablutions let alone drinking purposes hit upon an +expedient by suggesting, off the reel, the propriety of the cabman's +shelter, as it was called, hardly a stonesthrow away near Butt bridge +where they might hit upon some drinkables in the shape of a milk and +soda or a mineral. But how to get there was the rub. For the nonce he +was rather nonplussed but inasmuch as the duty plainly devolved upon him +to take some measures on the subject he pondered suitable ways and means +during which Stephen repeatedly yawned. So far as he could see he was +rather pale in the face so that it occurred to him as highly advisable +to get a conveyance of some description which would answer in their +then condition, both of them being e.d.ed, particularly Stephen, always +assuming that there was such a thing to be found. Accordingly after a +few such preliminaries as brushing, in spite of his having forgotten +to take up his rather soapsuddy handkerchief after it had done yeoman +service in the shaving line, they both walked together along Beaver +street or, more properly, lane as far as the farrier's and the +distinctly fetid atmosphere of the livery stables at the corner of +Montgomery street where they made tracks to the left from thence +debouching into Amiens street round by the corner of Dan Bergin's. But +as he confidently anticipated there was not a sign of a Jehu plying for +hire anywhere to be seen except a fourwheeler, probably engaged by some +fellows inside on the spree, outside the North Star hotel and there was +no symptom of its budging a quarter of an inch when Mr Bloom, who was +anything but a professional whistler, endeavoured to hail it by emitting +a kind of a whistle, holding his arms arched over his head, twice. + +This was a quandary but, bringing common sense to bear on it, evidently +there was nothing for it but put a good face on the matter and foot it +which they accordingly did. So, bevelling around by Mullett's and the +Signal House which they shortly reached, they proceeded perforce in the +direction of Amiens street railway terminus, Mr Bloom being handicapped +by the circumstance that one of the back buttons of his trousers had, +to vary the timehonoured adage, gone the way of all buttons though, +entering thoroughly into the spirit of the thing, he heroically made +light of the mischance. So as neither of them were particularly pressed +for time, as it happened, and the temperature refreshing since it +cleared up after the recent visitation of Jupiter Pluvius, they dandered +along past by where the empty vehicle was waiting without a fare or a +jarvey. As it so happened a Dublin United Tramways Company's sandstrewer +happened to be returning and the elder man recounted to his companion _à +propos_ of the incident his own truly miraculous escape of some little +while back. They passed the main entrance of the Great Northern railway +station, the starting point for Belfast, where of course all traffic was +suspended at that late hour and passing the backdoor of the morgue +(a not very enticing locality, not to say gruesome to a degree, more +especially at night) ultimately gained the Dock Tavern and in due course +turned into Store street, famous for its C division police station. +Between this point and the high at present unlit warehouses of Beresford +place Stephen thought to think of Ibsen, associated with Baird's the +stonecutter's in his mind somehow in Talbot place, first turning on the +right, while the other who was acting as his _fidus Achates_ inhaled +with internal satisfaction the smell of James Rourke's city bakery, +situated quite close to where they were, the very palatable odour indeed +of our daily bread, of all commodities of the public the primary and +most indispensable. Bread, the staff of life, earn your bread, O tell me +where is fancy bread, at Rourke's the baker's it is said. + +_En route_ to his taciturn and, not to put too fine a point on it, not +yet perfectly sober companion Mr Bloom who at all events was in complete +possession of his faculties, never more so, in fact disgustingly sober, +spoke a word of caution re the dangers of nighttown, women of ill fame +and swell mobsmen, which, barely permissible once in a while though not +as a habitual practice, was of the nature of a regular deathtrap for +young fellows of his age particularly if they had acquired drinking +habits under the influence of liquor unless you knew a little jiujitsu +for every contingency as even a fellow on the broad of his back could +administer a nasty kick if you didn't look out. Highly providential +was the appearance on the scene of Corny Kelleher when Stephen was +blissfully unconscious but for that man in the gap turning up at the +eleventh hour the finis might have been that he might have been a +candidate for the accident ward or, failing that, the bridewell and +an appearance in the court next day before Mr Tobias or, he being the +solicitor rather, old Wall, he meant to say, or Mahony which simply +spelt ruin for a chap when it got bruited about. The reason he mentioned +the fact was that a lot of those policemen, whom he cordially disliked, +were admittedly unscrupulous in the service of the Crown and, as Mr +Bloom put it, recalling a case or two in the A division in Clanbrassil +street, prepared to swear a hole through a ten gallon pot. Never on +the spot when wanted but in quiet parts of the city, Pembroke road for +example, the + +guardians of the law were well in evidence, the obvious reason being +they were paid to protect the upper classes. Another thing he commented +on was equipping soldiers with firearms or sidearms of any description +liable to go off at any time which was tantamount to inciting them +against civilians should by any chance they fall out over anything. You +frittered away your time, he very sensibly maintained, and health and +also character besides which, the squandermania of the thing, fast women +of the _demimonde_ ran away with a lot of l s. d. into the bargain and +the greatest danger of all was who you got drunk with though, touching +the much vexed question of stimulants, he relished a glass of choice old +wine in season as both + +nourishing and bloodmaking and possessing aperient virtues (notably a +good burgundy which he was a staunch believer in) still never beyond +a certain point where he invariably drew the line as it simply led to +trouble all round to say nothing of your being at the tender mercy of +others practically. Most of all he commented adversely on the desertion +of Stephen by all his pubhunting _confreres_ but one, a most glaring +piece of ratting on the part of his brother medicos under all the circs. + +--And that one was Judas, Stephen said, who up to then had said nothing +whatsoever of any kind. + +Discussing these and kindred topics they made a beeline across the back +of the Customhouse and passed under the Loop Line bridge where a brazier +of coke burning in front of a sentrybox or something like one attracted +their rather lagging footsteps. Stephen of his own accord stopped for +no special reason to look at the heap of barren cobblestones and by +the light emanating from the brazier he could just make out the darker +figure of the corporation watchman inside the gloom of the sentrybox. He +began to remember that this had happened or had been mentioned as having +happened before but it cost him no small effort before he remembered +that he recognised in the sentry a quondam friend of his father's, +Gumley. To avoid a meeting he drew nearer to the pillars of the railway +bridge. + +--Someone saluted you, Mr Bloom said. + +A figure of middle height on the prowl evidently under the arches +saluted again, calling: + +--_Night!_ + +Stephen of course started rather dizzily and stopped to return the +compliment. Mr Bloom actuated by motives of inherent delicacy inasmuch +as he always believed in minding his own business moved off but +nevertheless remained on the _qui vive_ with just a shade of anxiety +though not funkyish in the least. Though unusual in the Dublin area he +knew that it was not by any means unknown for desperadoes who had next +to nothing to live on to be abroad waylaying and generally terrorising +peaceable pedestrians by placing a pistol at their head in some +secluded spot outside the city proper, famished loiterers of the +Thames embankment category they might be hanging about there or simply +marauders ready to decamp with whatever boodle they could in one fell +swoop at a moment's notice, your money or your life, leaving you there +to point a moral, gagged and garrotted. + +Stephen, that is when the accosting figure came to close quarters, +though he was not in an over sober state himself recognised Corley's +breath redolent of rotten cornjuice. Lord John Corley some called him +and his genealogy came about in this wise. He was the eldest son of +inspector Corley of the G division, lately deceased, who had married +a certain Katherine Brophy, the daughter of a Louth farmer. His +grandfather Patrick Michael Corley of New Ross had married the widow +of a publican there whose maiden name had been Katherine (also) Talbot. +Rumour had it (though not proved) that she descended from the house of +the lords Talbot de Malahide in whose mansion, really an unquestionably +fine residence of its kind and well worth seeing, her mother or aunt or +some relative, a woman, as the tale went, of extreme beauty, had enjoyed +the distinction of being in service in the washkitchen. This therefore +was the reason why the still comparatively young though dissolute +man who now addressed Stephen was spoken of by some with facetious +proclivities as Lord John Corley. + +Taking Stephen on one side he had the customary doleful ditty to tell. +Not as much as a farthing to purchase a night's lodgings. His friends +had all deserted him. Furthermore he had a row with Lenehan and called +him to Stephen a mean bloody swab with a sprinkling of a number of other +uncalledfor expressions. He was out of a job and implored of Stephen to +tell him where on God's earth he could get something, anything at all, +to do. No, it was the daughter of the mother in the washkitchen that +was fostersister to the heir of the house or else they were connected +through the mother in some way, both occurrences happening at the same +time if the whole thing wasn't a complete fabrication from start to +finish. Anyhow he was all in. + +--I wouldn't ask you only, pursued he, on my solemn oath and God knows +I'm on the rocks. + +--There'll be a job tomorrow or next day, Stephen told him, in a boys' +school at Dalkey for a gentleman usher. Mr Garrett Deasy. Try it. You +may mention my name. + +--Ah, God, Corley replied, sure I couldn't teach in a school, man. I was +never one of your bright ones, he added with a half laugh. I got stuck +twice in the junior at the christian brothers. + +--I have no place to sleep myself, Stephen informed him. + +Corley at the first go-off was inclined to suspect it was something to +do with Stephen being fired out of his digs for bringing in a bloody +tart off the street. There was a dosshouse in Marlborough street, Mrs +Maloney's, but it was only a tanner touch and full of undesirables but +M'Conachie told him you got a decent enough do in the Brazen Head over +in Winetavern street (which was distantly suggestive to the person +addressed of friar Bacon) for a bob. He was starving too though he +hadn't said a word about it. + +Though this sort of thing went on every other night or very near it +still Stephen's feelings got the better of him in a sense though he knew +that Corley's brandnew rigmarole on a par with the others was hardly +deserving of much credence. However _haud ignarus malorum miseris +succurrere disco_ etcetera as the Latin poet remarks especially as luck +would have it he got paid his screw after every middle of the month on +the sixteenth which was the date of the month as a matter of fact though +a good bit of the wherewithal was demolished. But the cream of the joke +was nothing would get it out of Corley's head that he was living in +affluence and hadn't a thing to do but hand out the needful. Whereas. +He put his hand in a pocket anyhow not with the idea of finding any food +there but thinking he might lend him anything up to a bob or so in lieu +so that he might endeavour at all events and get sufficient to eat but +the result was in the negative for, to his chagrin, he found his cash +missing. A few broken biscuits were all the result of his investigation. +He tried his hardest to recollect for the moment whether he had lost +as well he might have or left because in that contingency it was not a +pleasant lookout, very much the reverse in fact. He was altogether too +fagged out to institute a thorough search though he tried to recollect. +About biscuits he dimly remembered. Who now exactly gave them he +wondered or where was or did he buy. However in another pocket he came +across what he surmised in the dark were pennies, erroneously however, +as it turned out. + +--Those are halfcrowns, man, Corley corrected him. + +And so in point of fact they turned out to be. Stephen anyhow lent him +one of them. + +--Thanks, Corley answered, you're a gentleman. I'll pay you back one +time. Who's that with you? I saw him a few times in the Bleeding Horse +in Camden street with Boylan, the billsticker. You might put in a good +word for us to get me taken on there. I'd carry a sandwichboard only +the girl in the office told me they're full up for the next three weeks, +man. God, you've to book ahead, man, you'd think it was for the Carl +Rosa. I don't give a shite anyway so long as I get a job, even as a +crossing sweeper. + +Subsequently being not quite so down in the mouth after the two and six +he got he informed Stephen about a fellow by the name of Bags Comisky +that he said Stephen knew well out of Fullam's, the shipchandler's, +bookkeeper there that used to be often round in Nagle's back with O'Mara +and a little chap with a stutter the name of Tighe. Anyhow he was lagged +the night before last and fined ten bob for a drunk and disorderly and +refusing to go with the constable. + +210 + +Mr Bloom in the meanwhile kept dodging about in the vicinity of the +cobblestones near the brazier of coke in front of the corporation +watchman's sentrybox who evidently a glutton for work, it struck him, +was having a quiet forty winks for all intents and purposes on his own +private account while Dublin slept. He threw an odd eye at the same time +now and then at Stephen's anything but immaculately attired interlocutor +as if he had seen that nobleman somewhere or other though where he was +not in a position to truthfully state nor had he the remotest idea when. +Being a levelheaded individual who could give points to not a few in +point of shrewd observation he also remarked on his very dilapidated +hat and slouchy wearing apparel generally testifying to a chronic +impecuniosity. Palpably he was one of his hangerson but for the +matter of that it was merely a question of one preying on his nextdoor +neighbour all round, in every deep, so to put it, a deeper depth and for +the matter of that if the man in the street chanced to be in the dock +himself penal servitude with or without the option of a fine would be +a very rara avis altogether. In any case he had a consummate amount of +cool assurance intercepting people at that hour of the night or morning. +Pretty thick that was certainly. + +The pair parted company and Stephen rejoined Mr Bloom who, with his +practised eye, was not without perceiving that he had succumbed to the +blandiloquence of the other parasite. Alluding to the encounter he said, +laughingly, Stephen, that is: + +--He is down on his luck. He asked me to ask you to ask somebody named +Boylan, a billsticker, to give him a job as a sandwichman. + +At this intelligence, in which he seemingly evinced little interest, Mr +Bloom gazed abstractedly for the space of a half a second or so in the +direction of a bucketdredger, rejoicing in the farfamed name of Eblana, +moored alongside Customhouse quay and quite possibly out of repair, +whereupon he observed evasively: + +--Everybody gets their own ration of luck, they say. Now you mention it +his face was familiar to me. But, leaving that for the moment, how much +did you part with, he queried, if I am not too inquisitive? + +--Half a crown, Stephen responded. I daresay he needs it to sleep +somewhere. + +--Needs! Mr Bloom ejaculated, professing not the least surprise at +the intelligence, I can quite credit the assertion and I guarantee he +invariably does. Everyone according to his needs or everyone according +to his deeds. But, talking about things in general, where, added he with +a smile, will you sleep yourself? Walking to Sandycove is out of +the question. And even supposing you did you won't get in after what +occurred at Westland Row station. Simply fag out there for nothing. I +don't mean to presume to dictate to you in the slightest degree but why +did you leave your father's house? + +--To seek misfortune, was Stephen's answer. + +--I met your respected father on a recent occasion, Mr Bloom +diplomatically returned, today in fact, or to be strictly accurate, on +yesterday. Where does he live at present? I gathered in the course of +conversation that he had moved. + +--I believe he is in Dublin somewhere, Stephen answered unconcernedly. +Why? + +--A gifted man, Mr Bloom said of Mr Dedalus senior, in more respects +than one and a born _raconteur_ if ever there was one. He takes great +pride, quite legitimate, out of you. You could go back perhaps, he +hasarded, still thinking of the very unpleasant scene at Westland Row +terminus when it was perfectly evident that the other two, Mulligan, +that is, and that English tourist friend of his, who eventually euchred +their third companion, were patently trying as if the whole bally +station belonged to them to give Stephen the slip in the confusion, +which they did. + +There was no response forthcoming to the suggestion however, such as it +was, Stephen's mind's eye being too busily engaged in repicturing his +family hearth the last time he saw it with his sister Dilly sitting by +the ingle, her hair hanging down, waiting for some weak Trinidad shell +cocoa that was in the sootcoated kettle to be done so that she and he +could drink it with the oatmealwater for milk after the Friday herrings +they had eaten at two a penny with an egg apiece for Maggy, Boody and +Katey, the cat meanwhile under the mangle devouring a mess of eggshells +and charred fish heads and bones on a square of brown paper, in +accordance with the third precept of the church to fast and abstain +on the days commanded, it being quarter tense or if not, ember days or +something like that. + +--No, Mr Bloom repeated again, I wouldn't personally repose much trust +in that boon companion of yours who contributes the humorous element, Dr +Mulligan, as a guide, philosopher and friend if I were in your shoes. He +knows which side his bread is buttered on though in all probability he +never realised what it is to be without regular meals. Of course you +didn't notice as much as I did. But it wouldn't occasion me the least +surprise to learn that a pinch of tobacco or some narcotic was put in +your drink for some ulterior object. + +He understood however from all he heard that Dr Mulligan was a versatile +allround man, by no means confined to medicine only, who was rapidly +coming to the fore in his line and, if the report was verified, bade +fair to enjoy a flourishing practice in the not too distant future as +a tony medical practitioner drawing a handsome fee for his services +in addition to which professional status his rescue of that man from +certain drowning by artificial respiration and what they call first +aid at Skerries, or Malahide was it?, was, he was bound to admit, an +exceedingly plucky deed which he could not too highly praise, so that +frankly he was utterly at a loss to fathom what earthly reason could be +at the back of it except he put it down to sheer cussedness or jealousy, +pure and simple. + +--Except it simply amounts to one thing and he is what they call picking +your brains, he ventured to throw out. + +The guarded glance of half solicitude half curiosity augmented by +friendliness which he gave at Stephen's at present morose expression +of features did not throw a flood of light, none at all in fact on the +problem as to whether he had let himself be badly bamboozled to judge by +two or three lowspirited remarks he let drop or the other way about saw +through the affair and for some reason or other best known to himself +allowed matters to more or less. Grinding poverty did have that effect +and he more than conjectured that, high educational abilities though he +possessed, he experienced no little difficulty in making both ends meet. + +Adjacent to the men's public urinal they perceived an icecream car round +which a group of presumably Italians in heated altercation were getting +rid of voluble expressions in their vivacious language in a particularly +animated way, there being some little differences between the parties. + +--_Puttana madonna, che ci dia i quattrini! Ho ragione? Culo rotto!_ + +_--Intendiamoci. Mezzo sovrano piu..._ + +_--Dice lui, pero!_ + +_--Mezzo._ + +_--Farabutto! Mortacci sui!_ + +_--Ma ascolta! Cinque la testa piu..._ + +Mr Bloom and Stephen entered the cabman's shelter, an unpretentious +wooden structure, where, prior to then, he had rarely if ever been +before, the former having previously whispered to the latter a few +hints anent the keeper of it said to be the once famous Skin-the-Goat +Fitzharris, the invincible, though he could not vouch for the actual +facts which quite possibly there was not one vestige of truth in. A few +moments later saw our two noctambules safely seated in a discreet corner +only to be greeted by stares from the decidedly miscellaneous collection +of waifs and strays and other nondescript specimens of the genus _homo_ +already there engaged in eating and drinking diversified by conversation +for whom they seemingly formed an object of marked curiosity. + +--Now touching a cup of coffee, Mr Bloom ventured to plausibly suggest +to break the ice, it occurs to me you ought to sample something in the +shape of solid food, say, a roll of some description. + +Accordingly his first act was with characteristic _sangfroid_ to order +these commodities quietly. The _hoi polloi_ of jarvies or stevedores +or whatever they were after a cursory examination turned their eyes +apparently dissatisfied, away though one redbearded bibulous individual +portion of whose hair was greyish, a sailor probably, still stared for +some appreciable time before transferring his rapt attention to the +floor. Mr Bloom, availing himself of the right of free speech, he having +just a bowing acquaintance with the language in dispute, though, to be +sure, rather in a quandary over _voglio_, remarked to his _protégé_ in +an audible tone of voice _a propos_ of the battle royal in the street +which was still raging fast and furious: + +--A beautiful language. I mean for singing purposes. Why do you not +write your poetry in that language? _Bella Poetria_! It is so melodious +and full. _Belladonna. Voglio._ + +Stephen, who was trying his dead best to yawn if he could, suffering +from lassitude generally, replied: + +--To fill the ear of a cow elephant. They were haggling over money. + +--Is that so? Mr Bloom asked. Of course, he subjoined pensively, at the +inward reflection of there being more languages to start with than were +absolutely necessary, it may be only the southern glamour that surrounds +it. + +The keeper of the shelter in the middle of this _tête-â-tête_ put a +boiling swimming cup of a choice concoction labelled coffee on the table +and a rather antediluvian specimen of a bun, or so it seemed. After +which he beat a retreat to his counter, Mr Bloom determining to have +a good square look at him later on so as not to appear to. For which +reason he encouraged Stephen to proceed with his eyes while he did +the honours by surreptitiously pushing the cup of what was temporarily +supposed to be called coffee gradually nearer him. + +--Sounds are impostures, Stephen said after a pause of some little time, +like names. Cicero, Podmore. Napoleon, Mr Goodbody. Jesus, Mr Doyle. +Shakespeares were as common as Murphies. What's in a name? + +--Yes, to be sure, Mr Bloom unaffectedly concurred. Of course. Our name +was changed too, he added, pushing the socalled roll across. + +The redbearded sailor who had his weather eye on the newcomers boarded +Stephen, whom he had singled out for attention in particular, squarely +by asking: + +--And what might your name be? + +Just in the nick of time Mr Bloom touched his companion's boot but +Stephen, apparently disregarding the warm pressure from an unexpected +quarter, answered: + +--Dedalus. + +The sailor stared at him heavily from a pair of drowsy baggy eyes, +rather bunged up from excessive use of boose, preferably good old +Hollands and water. + +--You know Simon Dedalus? he asked at length. + +--I've heard of him, Stephen said. + +Mr Bloom was all at sea for a moment, seeing the others evidently +eavesdropping too. + +--He's Irish, the seaman bold affirmed, staring still in much the same +way and nodding. All Irish. + +--All too Irish, Stephen rejoined. + +As for Mr Bloom he could neither make head or tail of the whole business +and he was just asking himself what possible connection when the sailor +of his own accord turned to the other occupants of the shelter with the +remark: + +--I seen him shoot two eggs off two bottles at fifty yards over his +shoulder. The lefthand dead shot. + +Though he was slightly hampered by an occasional stammer and his +gestures being also clumsy as it was still he did his best to explain. + +--Bottles out there, say. Fifty yards measured. Eggs on the bottles. +Cocks his gun over his shoulder. Aims. + +He turned his body half round, shut up his right eye completely. Then he +screwed his features up someway sideways and glared out into the night +with an unprepossessing cast of countenance. + +--Pom! he then shouted once. + +The entire audience waited, anticipating an additional detonation, there +being still a further egg. + +--Pom! he shouted twice. + +Egg two evidently demolished, he nodded and winked, adding +bloodthirstily: + +_--Buffalo Bill shoots to kill, Never missed nor he never will._ + +A silence ensued till Mr Bloom for agreeableness' sake just felt like +asking him whether it was for a marksmanship competition like the +Bisley. + +--Beg pardon, the sailor said. + +--Long ago? Mr Bloom pursued without flinching a hairsbreadth. + +--Why, the sailor replied, relaxing to a certain extent under the magic +influence of diamond cut diamond, it might be a matter of ten years. He +toured the wide world with Hengler's Royal Circus. I seen him do that in +Stockholm. + +--Curious coincidence, Mr Bloom confided to Stephen unobtrusively. + +--Murphy's my name, the sailor continued. D. B. Murphy of Carrigaloe. +Know where that is? + +--Queenstown harbour, Stephen replied. + +--That's right, the sailor said. Fort Camden and Fort Carlisle. That's +where I hails from. I belongs there. That's where I hails from. My +little woman's down there. She's waiting for me, I know. _For England, +home and beauty_. She's my own true wife I haven't seen for seven years +now, sailing about. + +Mr Bloom could easily picture his advent on this scene, the homecoming +to the mariner's roadside shieling after having diddled Davy Jones, +a rainy night with a blind moon. Across the world for a wife. Quite a +number of stories there were on that particular Alice Ben Bolt topic, +Enoch Arden and Rip van Winkle and does anybody hereabouts remember Caoc +O'Leary, a favourite and most trying declamation piece by the way of +poor John Casey and a bit of perfect poetry in its own small way. +Never about the runaway wife coming back, however much devoted to the +absentee. The face at the window! Judge of his astonishment when he +finally did breast the tape and the awful truth dawned upon him anent +his better half, wrecked in his affections. You little expected me but +I've come to stay and make a fresh start. There she sits, a grasswidow, +at the selfsame fireside. Believes me dead, rocked in the cradle of the +deep. And there sits uncle Chubb or Tomkin, as the case might be, the +publican of the Crown and Anchor, in shirtsleeves, eating rumpsteak and +onions. No chair for father. Broo! The wind! Her brandnew arrival is on +her knee, _post mortem_ child. With a high ro! and a randy ro! and my +galloping tearing tandy, O! Bow to the inevitable. Grin and bear it. I +remain with much love your brokenhearted husband D B Murphy. + +The sailor, who scarcely seemed to be a Dublin resident, turned to one +of the jarvies with the request: + +--You don't happen to have such a thing as a spare chaw about you? + +The jarvey addressed as it happened had not but the keeper took a die of +plug from his good jacket hanging on a nail and the desired object was +passed from hand to hand. + +--Thank you, the sailor said. + +He deposited the quid in his gob and, chewing and with some slow +stammers, proceeded: + +--We come up this morning eleven o'clock. The threemaster _Rosevean_ +from Bridgwater with bricks. I shipped to get over. Paid off this +afternoon. There's my discharge. See? D. B. Murphy. A. B. S. + +In confirmation of which statement he extricated from an inside pocket +and handed to his neighbour a not very cleanlooking folded document. + +--You must have seen a fair share of the world, the keeper remarked, +leaning on the counter. + +--Why, the sailor answered upon reflection upon it, I've circumnavigated +a bit since I first joined on. I was in the Red Sea. I was in China and +North America and South America. We was chased by pirates one voyage. +I seen icebergs plenty, growlers. I was in Stockholm and the Black Sea, +the Dardanelles under Captain Dalton, the best bloody man that ever +scuttled a ship. I seen Russia. _Gospodi pomilyou_. That's how the +Russians prays. + +--You seen queer sights, don't be talking, put in a jarvey. + +--Why, the sailor said, shifting his partially chewed plug. I seen +queer things too, ups and downs. I seen a crocodile bite the fluke of an +anchor same as I chew that quid. + +He took out of his mouth the pulpy quid and, lodging it between his +teeth, bit ferociously: + +--Khaan! Like that. And I seen maneaters in Peru that eats corpses and +the livers of horses. Look here. Here they are. A friend of mine sent +me. + +He fumbled out a picture postcard from his inside pocket which seemed to +be in its way a species of repository and pushed it along the table. The +printed matter on it stated: _Choza de Indios. Beni, Bolivia._ + +All focussed their attention at the scene exhibited, a group of savage +women in striped loincloths, squatted, blinking, suckling, frowning, +sleeping amid a swarm of infants (there must have been quite a score of +them) outside some primitive shanties of osier. + +--Chews coca all day, the communicative tarpaulin added. Stomachs +like breadgraters. Cuts off their diddies when they can't bear no more +children. + +See them sitting there stark ballocknaked eating a dead horse's liver +raw. + +His postcard proved a centre of attraction for Messrs the greenhorns for +several minutes if not more. + +--Know how to keep them off? he inquired generally. + +Nobody volunteering a statement he winked, saying: + +--Glass. That boggles 'em. Glass. + +Mr Bloom, without evincing surprise, unostentatiously turned over the +card to peruse the partially obliterated address and postmark. It ran +as follows: _Tarjeta Postal, Señor A Boudin, Galeria Becche, Santiago, +Chile._ There was no message evidently, as he took particular notice. +Though not an implicit believer in the lurid story narrated (or the +eggsniping transaction for that matter despite William Tell and the +Lazarillo-Don Cesar de Bazan incident depicted in _Maritana_ on which +occasion the former's ball passed through the latter's hat) having +detected a discrepancy between his name (assuming he was the person +he represented himself to be and not sailing under false colours +after having boxed the compass on the strict q.t. somewhere) and +the fictitious addressee of the missive which made him nourish some +suspicions of our friend's _bona fides_ nevertheless it reminded him in +a way of a longcherished plan he meant to one day realise some Wednesday +or Saturday of travelling to London via long sea not to say that he had +ever travelled extensively to any great extent but he was at heart a +born adventurer though by a trick of fate he had consistently remained +a landlubber except you call going to Holyhead which was his longest. +Martin Cunningham frequently said he would work a pass through Egan but +some deuced hitch or other eternally cropped up with the net result that +the scheme fell through. But even suppose it did come to planking +down the needful and breaking Boyd's heart it was not so dear, purse +permitting, a few guineas at the outside considering the fare to +Mullingar where he figured on going was five and six, there and back. +The trip would benefit health on account of the bracing ozone and be in +every way thoroughly pleasurable, especially for a chap whose liver was +out of order, seeing the different places along the route, Plymouth, +Falmouth, Southampton and so on culminating in an instructive tour of +the sights of the great metropolis, the spectacle of our modern Babylon +where doubtless he would see the greatest improvement, tower, abbey, +wealth of Park lane to renew acquaintance with. Another thing just +struck him as a by no means bad notion was he might have a gaze around +on the spot to see about trying to make arrangements about a concert +tour of summer music embracing the most prominent pleasure resorts, +Margate with mixed bathing and firstrate hydros and spas, Eastbourne, +Scarborough, Margate and so on, beautiful Bournemouth, the Channel +islands and similar bijou spots, which might prove highly remunerative. +Not, of course, with a hole and corner scratch company or local ladies +on the job, witness Mrs C P M'Coy type lend me your valise and I'll post +you the ticket. No, something top notch, an all star Irish caste, the +Tweedy-Flower grand opera company with his own legal consort as leading +lady as a sort of counterblast to the Elster Grimes and Moody-Manners, +perfectly simple matter and he was quite sanguine of success, providing +puffs in the local papers could be managed by some fellow with a bit of +bounce who could pull the indispensable wires and thus combine business +with pleasure. But who? That was the rub. Also, without being actually +positive, it struck him a great field was to be opened up in the line +of opening up new routes to keep pace with the times _apropos_ of the +Fishguard-Rosslare route which, it was mooted, was once more on the +_tapis_ in the circumlocution departments with the usual quantity of red +tape and dillydallying of effete fogeydom and dunderheads generally. A +great opportunity there certainly was for push and enterprise to meet +the travelling needs of the public at large, the average man, i.e. +Brown, Robinson and Co. + +It was a subject of regret and absurd as well on the face of it and no +small blame to our vaunted society that the man in the street, when the +system really needed toning up, for the matter of a couple of paltry +pounds was debarred from seeing more of the world they lived in instead +of being always and ever cooped up since my old stick-in-the-mud took me +for a wife. After all, hang it, they had their eleven and more humdrum +months of it and merited a radical change of _venue_ after the grind +of city life in the summertime for choice when dame Nature is at her +spectacular best constituting nothing short of a new lease of life. +There were equally excellent opportunities for vacationists in the home +island, delightful sylvan spots for rejuvenation, offering a plethora +of attractions as well as a bracing tonic for the system in and around +Dublin and its picturesque environs even, Poulaphouca to which there was +a steamtram, but also farther away from the madding crowd in Wicklow, +rightly termed the garden of Ireland, an ideal neighbourhood for elderly +wheelmen so long as it didn't come down, and in the wilds of Donegal +where if report spoke true the _coup d'oeil_ was exceedingly grand +though the lastnamed locality was not easily getatable so that the +influx of visitors was not as yet all that it might be considering the +signal benefits to be derived from it while Howth with its historic +associations and otherwise, Silken Thomas, Grace O'Malley, George IV, +rhododendrons several hundred feet above sealevel was a favourite haunt +with all sorts and conditions of men especially in the spring when young +men's fancy, though it had its own toll of deaths by falling off the +cliffs by design or accidentally, usually, by the way, on their left +leg, it being only about three quarters of an hour's run from the +pillar. Because of course uptodate tourist travelling was as yet merely +in its infancy, so to speak, and the accommodation left much to be +desired. Interesting to fathom it seemed to him from a motive of +curiosity, pure and simple, was whether it was the traffic that created +the route or viceversa or the two sides in fact. He turned back the +other side of the card, picture, and passed it along to Stephen. + +--I seen a Chinese one time, related the doughty narrator, that had +little pills like putty and he put them in the water and they opened and +every pill was something different. One was a ship, another was a house, +another was a flower. Cooks rats in your soup, he appetisingly added, +the chinks does. + +Possibly perceiving an expression of dubiosity on their faces the +globetrotter went on, adhering to his adventures. + +--And I seen a man killed in Trieste by an Italian chap. Knife in his +back. Knife like that. + +Whilst speaking he produced a dangerouslooking claspknife quite in +keeping with his character and held it in the striking position. + +--In a knockingshop it was count of a tryon between two smugglers. +Fellow hid behind a door, come up behind him. Like that. _Prepare to +meet your God_, says he. Chuk! It went into his back up to the butt. + +His heavy glance drowsily roaming about kind of defied their further +questions even should they by any chance want to. + +--That's a good bit of steel, repeated he, examining his formidable +_stiletto_. + +After which harrowing _denouement_ sufficient to appal the stoutest he +snapped the blade to and stowed the weapon in question away as before in +his chamber of horrors, otherwise pocket. + +--They're great for the cold steel, somebody who was evidently quite in +the dark said for the benefit of them all. That was why they thought +the park murders of the invincibles was done by foreigners on account of +them using knives. + +At this remark passed obviously in the spirit of _where ignorance +is bliss_ Mr B. and Stephen, each in his own particular way, both +instinctively exchanged meaning glances, in a religious silence of the +strictly _entre nous_ variety however, towards where Skin-the-Goat, +_alias_ the keeper, not turning a hair, was drawing spurts of liquid +from his boiler affair. His inscrutable face which was really a work +of art, a perfect study in itself, beggaring description, conveyed +the impression that he didn't understand one jot of what was going on. +Funny, very! + +There ensued a somewhat lengthy pause. One man was reading in fits and +starts a stained by coffee evening journal, another the card with the +natives _choza de_, another the seaman's discharge. Mr Bloom, so far +as he was personally concerned, was just pondering in pensive mood. He +vividly recollected when the occurrence alluded to took place as well +as yesterday, roughly some score of years previously in the days of the +land troubles, when it took the civilised world by storm, figuratively +speaking, early in the eighties, eightyone to be correct, when he was +just turned fifteen. + +--Ay, boss, the sailor broke in. Give us back them papers. + +The request being complied with he clawed them up with a scrape. + +--Have you seen the rock of Gibraltar? Mr Bloom inquired. + +The sailor grimaced, chewing, in a way that might be read as yes, ay or +no. + +--Ah, you've touched there too, Mr Bloom said, Europa point, thinking he +had, in the hope that the rover might possibly by some reminiscences but +he failed to do so, simply letting spirt a jet of spew into the sawdust, +and shook his head with a sort of lazy scorn. + +--What year would that be about? Mr B interrogated. Can you recall the +boats? + +Our _soi-disant_ sailor munched heavily awhile hungrily before +answering: + +--I'm tired of all them rocks in the sea, he said, and boats and ships. +Salt junk all the time. + +Tired seemingly, he ceased. His questioner perceiving that he was not +likely to get a great deal of change out of such a wily old customer, +fell to woolgathering on the enormous dimensions of the water about the +globe, suffice it to say that, as a casual glance at the map revealed, +it covered fully three fourths of it and he fully realised accordingly +what it meant to rule the waves. On more than one occasion, a dozen +at the lowest, near the North Bull at Dollymount he had remarked a +superannuated old salt, evidently derelict, seated habitually near the +not particularly redolent sea on the wall, staring quite obliviously at +it and it at him, dreaming of fresh woods and pastures new as someone +somewhere sings. And it left him wondering why. Possibly he had tried to +find out the secret for himself, floundering up and down the antipodes +and all that sort of thing and over and under, well, not exactly under, +tempting the fates. And the odds were twenty to nil there was really no +secret about it at all. Nevertheless, without going into the _minutiae_ +of the business, the eloquent fact remained that the sea was there in +all its glory and in the natural course of things somebody or other had +to sail on it and fly in the face of providence though it merely went +to show how people usually contrived to load that sort of onus on to the +other fellow like the hell idea and the lottery and insurance which were +run on identically the same lines so that for that very reason if no +other lifeboat Sunday was a highly laudable institution to which the +public at large, no matter where living inland or seaside, as the case +might be, having it brought home to them like that should extend its +gratitude also to the harbourmasters and coastguard service who had +to man the rigging and push off and out amid the elements whatever the +season when duty called _Ireland expects that every man_ and so on and +sometimes had a terrible time of it in the wintertime not forgetting the +Irish lights, Kish and others, liable to capsize at any moment, rounding +which he once with his daughter had experienced some remarkably choppy, +not to say stormy, weather. + +--There was a fellow sailed with me in the Rover, the old seadog, +himself a rover, proceeded, went ashore and took up a soft job as +gentleman's valet at six quid a month. Them are his trousers I've on +me and he gave me an oilskin and that jackknife. I'm game for that job, +shaving and brushup. I hate roaming about. There's my son now, Danny, +run off to sea and his mother got him took in a draper's in Cork where +he could be drawing easy money. + +--What age is he? queried one hearer who, by the way, seen from the +side, bore a distant resemblance to Henry Campbell, the townclerk, away +from the carking cares of office, unwashed of course and in a seedy +getup and a strong suspicion of nosepaint about the nasal appendage. + +--Why, the sailor answered with a slow puzzled utterance, my son, Danny? +He'd be about eighteen now, way I figure it. + +The Skibbereen father hereupon tore open his grey or unclean anyhow +shirt with his two hands and scratched away at his chest on which was to +be seen an image tattooed in blue Chinese ink intended to represent an +anchor. + +--There was lice in that bunk in Bridgwater, he remarked, sure as nuts. +I must get a wash tomorrow or next day. It's them black lads I objects +to. I hate those buggers. Suck your blood dry, they does. + +Seeing they were all looking at his chest he accommodatingly dragged +his shirt more open so that on top of the timehonoured symbol of the +mariner's hope and rest they had a full view of the figure 16 and a +young man's sideface looking frowningly rather. + +--Tattoo, the exhibitor explained. That was done when we were Iying +becalmed off Odessa in the Black Sea under Captain Dalton. Fellow, the +name of Antonio, done that. There he is himself, a Greek. + +--Did it hurt much doing it? one asked the sailor. + +That worthy, however, was busily engaged in collecting round the. +Someway in his. Squeezing or. + +--See here, he said, showing Antonio. There he is cursing the mate. And +there he is now, he added, the same fellow, pulling the skin with his +fingers, some special knack evidently, and he laughing at a yarn. + +And in point of fact the young man named Antonio's livid face did +actually look like forced smiling and the curious effect excited the +unreserved admiration of everybody including Skin-the-Goat, who this +time stretched over. + +--Ay, ay, sighed the sailor, looking down on his manly chest. He's gone +too. Ate by sharks after. Ay, ay. + +He let go of the skin so that the profile resumed the normal expression +of before. + +--Neat bit of work, one longshoreman said. + +--And what's the number for? loafer number two queried. + +--Eaten alive? a third asked the sailor. + +--Ay, ay, sighed again the latter personage, more cheerily this +time with some sort of a half smile for a brief duration only in the +direction of the questioner about the number. Ate. A Greek he was. + +And then he added with rather gallowsbird humour considering his alleged +end: + +_--As bad as old Antonio, For he left me on my ownio._ + +The face of a streetwalker glazed and haggard under a black straw hat +peered askew round the door of the shelter palpably reconnoitring on +her own with the object of bringing more grist to her mill. Mr +Bloom, scarcely knowing which way to look, turned away on the moment +flusterfied but outwardly calm, and, picking up from the table the pink +sheet of the Abbey street organ which the jarvey, if such he was, had +laid aside, he picked it up and looked at the pink of the paper though +why pink. His reason for so doing was he recognised on the moment +round the door the same face he had caught a fleeting glimpse of that +afternoon on Ormond quay, the partially idiotic female, namely, of the +lane who knew the lady in the brown costume does be with you (Mrs B.) +and begged the chance of his washing. Also why washing which seemed +rather vague than not, your washing. Still candour compelled him to +admit he had washed his wife's undergarments when soiled in Holles +street and women would and did too a man's similar garments initialled +with Bewley and Draper's marking ink (hers were, that is) if they really +loved him, that is to say, love me, love my dirty shirt. Still just +then, being on tenterhooks, he desired the female's room more than her +company so it came as a genuine relief when the keeper made her a rude +sign to take herself off. Round the side of the Evening Telegraph he +just caught a fleeting glimpse of her face round the side of the door +with a kind of demented glassy grin showing that she was not exactly all +there, viewing with evident amusement the group of gazers round skipper +Murphy's nautical chest and then there was no more of her. + +--The gunboat, the keeper said. + +--It beats me, Mr Bloom confided to Stephen, medically I am speaking, +how a wretched creature like that from the Lock hospital reeking with +disease can be barefaced enough to solicit or how any man in his sober +senses, if he values his health in the least. Unfortunate creature! Of +course I suppose some man is ultimately responsible for her condition. +Still no matter what the cause is from... + +Stephen had not noticed her and shrugged his shoulders, merely +remarking: + +--In this country people sell much more than she ever had and do a +roaring trade. Fear not them that sell the body but have not power to +buy the soul. She is a bad merchant. She buys dear and sells cheap. + +The elder man, though not by any manner of means an old maid or a prude, +said it was nothing short of a crying scandal that ought to be put a +stop to _instanter_ to say that women of that stamp (quite apart from +any oldmaidish squeamishness on the subject), a necessary evil, w ere +not licensed and medically inspected by the proper authorities, a thing, +he could truthfully state, he, as a _paterfamilias_, was a stalwart +advocate of from the very first start. Whoever embarked on a policy of +the sort, he said, and ventilated the matter thoroughly would confer a +lasting boon on everybody concerned. + +--You as a good catholic, he observed, talking of body and soul, believe +in the soul. Or do you mean the intelligence, the brainpower as such, +as distinct from any outside object, the table, let us say, that cup. I +believe in that myself because it has been explained by competent men as +the convolutions of the grey matter. Otherwise we would never have such +inventions as X rays, for instance. Do you? + +Thus cornered, Stephen had to make a superhuman effort of memory to try +and concentrate and remember before he could say: + +--They tell me on the best authority it is a simple substance and +therefore incorruptible. It would be immortal, I understand, but for the +possibility of its annihilation by its First Cause Who, from all I +can hear, is quite capable of adding that to the number of His other +practical jokes, _corruptio per se_ and _corruptio per accidens_ both +being excluded by court etiquette. + +Mr Bloom thoroughly acquiesced in the general gist of this though the +mystical finesse involved was a bit out of his sublunary depth still +he felt bound to enter a demurrer on the head of simple, promptly +rejoining: + +--Simple? I shouldn't think that is the proper word. Of course, I grant +you, to concede a point, you do knock across a simple soul once in a +blue moon. But what I am anxious to arrive at is it is one thing for +instance to invent those rays Rontgen did or the telescope like Edison, +though I believe it was before his time Galileo was the man, I mean, +and the same applies to the laws, for example, of a farreaching natural +phenomenon such as electricity but it's a horse of quite another colour +to say you believe in the existence of a supernatural God. + +--O that, Stephen expostulated, has been proved conclusively by several +of the bestknown passages in Holy Writ, apart from circumstantial +evidence. + +On this knotty point however the views of the pair, poles apart as they +were both in schooling and everything else with the marked difference in +their respective ages, clashed. + +--Has been? the more experienced of the two objected, sticking to his +original point with a smile of unbelief. I'm not so sure about that. +That's a matter for everyman's opinion and, without dragging in the +sectarian side of the business, I beg to differ with you _in toto_ +there. My belief is, to tell you the candid truth, that those bits were +genuine forgeries all of them put in by monks most probably or it's the +big question of our national poet over again, who precisely wrote them +like _Hamlet_ and Bacon, as, you who know your Shakespeare infinitely +better than I, of course I needn't tell you. Can't you drink that +coffee, by the way? Let me stir it. And take a piece of that bun. It's +like one of our skipper's bricks disguised. Still no-one can give what +he hasn't got. Try a bit. + +--Couldn't, Stephen contrived to get out, his mental organs for the +moment refusing to dictate further. + +Faultfinding being a proverbially bad hat Mr Bloom thought well to stir +or try to the clotted sugar from the bottom and reflected with something +approaching acrimony on the Coffee Palace and its temperance (and +lucrative) work. To be sure it was a legitimate object and beyond yea or +nay did a world of good, shelters such as the present one they were in +run on teetotal lines for vagrants at night, concerts, dramatic evenings +and useful lectures (admittance free) by qualified men for the lower +orders. On the other hand he had a distinct and painful recollection +they paid his wife, Madam Marion Tweedy who had been prominently +associated with it at one time, a very modest remuneration indeed for +her pianoplaying. The idea, he was strongly inclined to believe, was +to do good and net a profit, there being no competition to speak +of. Sulphate of copper poison SO4 or something in some dried peas he +remembered reading of in a cheap eatinghouse somewhere but he couldn't +remember when it was or where. Anyhow inspection, medical inspection, +of all eatables seemed to him more than ever necessary which possibly +accounted for the vogue of Dr Tibble's Vi-Cocoa on account of the +medical analysis involved. + +--Have a shot at it now, he ventured to say of the coffee after being +stirred. + +Thus prevailed on to at any rate taste it Stephen lifted the heavy mug +from the brown puddle it clopped out of when taken up by the handle and +took a sip of the offending beverage. + +--Still it's solid food, his good genius urged, I'm a stickler for solid +food, his one and only reason being not gormandising in the least but +regular meals as the _sine qua non_ for any kind of proper work, mental +or manual. You ought to eat more solid food. You would feel a different +man. + +--Liquids I can eat, Stephen said. But O, oblige me by taking away that +knife. I can't look at the point of it. It reminds me of Roman history. + +Mr Bloom promptly did as suggested and removed the incriminated article, +a blunt hornhandled ordinary knife with nothing particularly Roman or +antique about it to the lay eye, observing that the point was the least +conspicuous point about it. + +--Our mutual friend's stories are like himself, Mr Bloom _apropos_ of +knives remarked to his _confidante sotto voce_. Do you think they are +genuine? He could spin those yarns for hours on end all night long and +lie like old boots. Look at him. + +Yet still though his eyes were thick with sleep and sea air life was +full of a host of things and coincidences of a terrible nature and it +was quite within the bounds of possibility that it was not an +entire fabrication though at first blush there was not much inherent +probability in all the spoof he got off his chest being strictly +accurate gospel. + +He had been meantime taking stock of the individual in front of him and +Sherlockholmesing him up ever since he clapped eyes on him. Though a +wellpreserved man of no little stamina, if a trifle prone to baldness, +there was something spurious in the cut of his jib that suggested a jail +delivery and it required no violent stretch of imagination to associate +such a weirdlooking specimen with the oakum and treadmill fraternity. He +might even have done for his man supposing it was his own case he told, +as people often did about others, namely, that he killed him himself +and had served his four or five goodlooking years in durance vile to say +nothing of the Antonio personage (no relation to the dramatic personage +of identical name who sprang from the pen of our national poet) who +expiated his crimes in the melodramatic manner above described. On the +other hand he might be only bluffing, a pardonable weakness because +meeting unmistakable mugs, Dublin residents, like those jarvies waiting +news from abroad would tempt any ancient mariner who sailed the ocean +seas to draw the long bow about the schooner _Hesperus_ and etcetera. +And when all was said and done the lies a fellow told about himself +couldn't probably hold a proverbial candle to the wholesale whoppers +other fellows coined about him. + +--Mind you, I'm not saying that it's all a pure invention, he resumed. +Analogous scenes are occasionally, if not often, met with. Giants, +though that is rather a far cry, you see once in a way, Marcella the +midget queen. In those waxworks in Henry street I myself saw some +Aztecs, as they are called, sitting bowlegged, they couldn't straighten +their legs if you paid them because the muscles here, you see, he +proceeded, indicating on his companion the brief outline of the sinews +or whatever you like to call them behind the right knee, were utterly +powerless from sitting that way so long cramped up, being adored as +gods. There's an example again of simple souls. + +However reverting to friend Sinbad and his horrifying adventures (who +reminded him a bit of Ludwig, _alias_ Ledwidge, when he occupied +the boards of the Gaiety when Michael Gunn was identified with the +management in the _Flying Dutchman_, a stupendous success, and his host +of admirers came in large numbers, everyone simply flocking to hear him +though ships of any sort, phantom or the reverse, on the stage usually +fell a bit flat as also did trains) there was nothing intrinsically +incompatible about it, he conceded. On the contrary that stab in the +back touch was quite in keeping with those italianos though candidly he +was none the less free to admit those icecreamers and friers in the fish +way not to mention the chip potato variety and so forth over in little +Italy there near the Coombe were sober thrifty hardworking fellows +except perhaps a bit too given to pothunting the harmless necessary +animal of the feline persuasion of others at night so as to have a good +old succulent tuckin with garlic _de rigueur_ off him or her next day on +the quiet and, he added, on the cheap. + +--Spaniards, for instance, he continued, passionate temperaments like +that, impetuous as Old Nick, are given to taking the law into their own +hands and give you your quietus doublequick with those poignards they +carry in the abdomen. It comes from the great heat, climate generally. +My wife is, so to speak, Spanish, half that is. Point of fact she could +actually claim Spanish nationality if she wanted, having been born in +(technically) Spain, i.e. Gibraltar. She has the Spanish type. Quite +dark, regular brunette, black. I for one certainly believe climate +accounts for character. That's why I asked you if you wrote your poetry +in Italian. + +--The temperaments at the door, Stephen interposed with, were very +passionate about ten shillings. _Roberto ruba roba sua_. + +--Quite so, Mr Bloom dittoed. + +--Then, Stephen said staring and rambling on to himself or some unknown +listener somewhere, we have the impetuosity of Dante and the isosceles +triangle miss Portinari he fell in love with and Leonardo and san +Tommaso Mastino. + +--It's in the blood, Mr Bloom acceded at once. All are washed in the +blood of the sun. Coincidence I just happened to be in the Kildare +street museum 890 today, shortly prior to our meeting if I can so call +it, and I was just looking at those antique statues there. The splendid +proportions of hips, bosom. You simply don't knock against those kind of +women here. An exception here and there. Handsome yes, pretty in a way +you find but what I'm talking about is the female form. Besides they +have so little taste in dress, most of them, which greatly enhances a +woman's natural beauty, no matter what you say. Rumpled stockings, it +may be, possibly is, a foible of mine but still it's a thing I simply +hate to see. + +Interest, however, was starting to flag somewhat all round and then the +others got on to talking about accidents at sea, ships lost in a fog, +goo collisions with icebergs, all that sort of thing. Shipahoy of course +had his own say to say. He had doubled the cape a few odd times and +weathered a monsoon, a kind of wind, in the China seas and through all +those perils of the deep there was one thing, he declared, stood to him +or words to that effect, a pious medal he had that saved him. + +So then after that they drifted on to the wreck off Daunt's rock, wreck +of that illfated Norwegian barque nobody could think of her name for +the moment till the jarvey who had really quite a look of Henry Campbell +remembered it _Palme_ on Booterstown strand. That was the talk of the +town that year (Albert William Quill wrote a fine piece of original +verse of 910 distinctive merit on the topic for the Irish _Times_), +breakers running over her and crowds and crowds on the shore in +commotion petrified with horror. Then someone said something about the +case of the s. s. _Lady Cairns_ of Swansea run into by the _Mona_ which +was on an opposite tack in rather muggyish weather and lost with all +hands on deck. No aid was given. Her master, the _Mona's_, said he +was afraid his collision bulkhead would give way. She had no water, it +appears, in her hold. + +At this stage an incident happened. It having become necessary for him +to unfurl a reef the sailor vacated his seat. + +--Let me cross your bows mate, he said to his neighbour who was just +gently dropping off into a peaceful doze. + +He made tracks heavily, slowly with a dumpy sort of a gait to the door, +stepped heavily down the one step there was out of the shelter and bore +due left. While he was in the act of getting his bearings Mr Bloom who +noticed when he stood up that he had two flasks of presumably ship's +rum sticking one out of each pocket for the private consumption of his +burning interior, saw him produce a bottle and uncork it or unscrew and, +applying its nozz1e to his lips, take a good old delectable swig out of +it with a gurgling noise. The irrepressible Bloom, who also had a +shrewd suspicion that the old stager went out on a manoeuvre after the +counterattraction in the shape of a female who however had disappeared +to all intents and purposes, could by straining just perceive him, when +duly refreshed by his rum puncheon exploit, gaping up at the piers and +girders of the Loop line rather out of his depth as of course it was all +radically altered since his last visit and greatly improved. Some person +or persons invisible directed him to the male urinal erected by the +cleansing committee all over the place for the purpose but after a brief +space of time during which silence reigned supreme the sailor, evidently +giving it a wide berth, eased himself closer at hand, the noise of his +bilgewater some little time subsequently splashing on the ground where +it apparently awoke a horse of the cabrank. A hoof scooped anyway for +new foothold after sleep and harness jingled. Slightly disturbed in his +sentrybox by the brazier of live coke the watcher of the corporation +stones who, though now broken down and fast breaking up, was none other +in stern reality than the Gumley aforesaid, now practically on the +parish rates, given the temporary job by Pat Tobin in all human +probability from dictates of humanity knowing him before shifted about +and shuffled in his box before composing his limbs again in to the arms +of Morpheus, a truly amazing piece of hard lines in its most virulent +form on a fellow most respectably connected and familiarised with decent +home comforts all his life who came in for a cool 100 pounds a year +at one time which of course the doublebarrelled ass proceeded to make +general ducks and drakes of. And there he was at the end of his tether +after having often painted the town tolerably pink without a beggarly +stiver. He drank needless to be told and it pointed only once more a +moral when he might quite easily be in a large way of business if--a +big if, however--he had contrived to cure himself of his particular +partiality. + +All meantime were loudly lamenting the falling off in Irish shipping, +coastwise and foreign as well, which was all part and parcel of the same +thing. A Palgrave Murphy boat was put off the ways at Alexandra basin, +the only launch that year. Right enough the harbours were there only no +ships ever called. + +There were wrecks and wreckers, the keeper said, who was evidently _au +fait_. + +What he wanted to ascertain was why that ship ran bang against the only +rock in Galway bay when the Galway harbour scheme was mooted by a Mr +Worthington or some name like that, eh? Ask the then captain, he advised +them, how much palmoil the British government gave him for that day's +work, Captain John Lever of the Lever Line. + +--Am I right, skipper? he queried of the sailor, now returning after his +private potation and the rest of his exertions. + +That worthy picking up the scent of the fagend of the song or words +growled in wouldbe music but with great vim some kind of chanty or other +in seconds or thirds. Mr Bloom's sharp ears heard him then expectorate +the plug probably (which it was), so that he must have lodged it for the +time being in his fist while he did the drinking and making water jobs +and found it a bit sour after the liquid fire in question. Anyhow in +he rolled after his successful libation-_cum_-potation, introducing an +atmosphere of drink into the _soirée_, boisterously trolling, like a +veritable son of a seacook: + + _--The biscuits was as hard as brass + And the beef as salt as Lot's wife's arse. + O, Johnny Lever! + Johnny Lever, O!_ + +After which effusion the redoubtable specimen duly arrived on the scene +and regaining his seat he sank rather than sat heavily on the form +provided. Skin-the-Goat, assuming he was he, evidently with an axe to +grind, was airing his grievances in a forcible-feeble philippic anent +the natural resources of Ireland or something of that sort which he +described in his lengthy dissertation as the richest country bar none on +the face of God's earth, far and away superior to England, with coal in +large quantities, six million pounds worth of pork exported every year, +ten millions between butter and eggs and all the riches drained out of +it by England levying taxes on the poor people that paid through the +nose always and gobbling up the best meat in the market and a lot more +surplus steam in the same vein. Their conversation accordingly became +general and all agreed that that was a fact. You could grow any mortal +thing in Irish soil, he stated, and there was that colonel Everard down +there in Navan growing tobacco. Where would you find anywhere the like +of Irish bacon? But a day of reckoning, he stated _crescendo_ with no +uncertain voice, thoroughly monopolising all the conversation, was in +store for mighty England, despite her power of pelf on account of her +crimes. There would be a fall and the greatest fall in history. +The Germans and the Japs were going to have their little lookin, he +affirmed. The Boers were the beginning of the end. Brummagem England was +toppling already and her downfall would be Ireland, her Achilles heel, +which he explained to them about the vulnerable point of Achilles, the +Greek hero, a point his auditors at once seized as he completely gripped +their attention by showing the tendon referred to on his boot. His +advice to every Irishman was: stay in the land of your birth and work +for Ireland and live for Ireland. Ireland, Parnell said, could not spare +a single one of her sons. + +Silence all round marked the termination of his _finale_. The impervious +navigator heard these lurid tidings, undismayed. + +--Take a bit of doing, boss, retaliated that rough diamond palpably a +bit peeved in response to the foregoing truism. + +To which cold douche referring to downfall and so on the keeper +concurred but nevertheless held to his main view. + +--Who's the best troops in the army? the grizzled old veteran irately +interrogated. And the best jumpers and racers? And the best admirals and +generals we've got? Tell me that. + +--The Irish, for choice, retorted the cabby like Campbell, facial +blemishes apart. + +--That's right, the old tarpaulin corroborated. The Irish catholic +peasant. He's the backbone of our empire. You know Jem Mullins? + +While allowing him his individual opinions as everyman the keeper added +he cared nothing for any empire, ours or his, and considered no Irishman +worthy of his salt that served it. Then they began to have a few +irascible words when it waxed hotter, both, needless to say, appealing +to the listeners who followed the passage of arms with interest so long +as they didn't indulge in recriminations and come to blows. + +From inside information extending over a series of years Mr Bloom was +rather inclined to poohpooh the suggestion as egregious balderdash for, +pending that consummation devoutly to be or not to be wished for, he was +fully cognisant of the fact that their neighbours across the channel, +unless they were much bigger fools than he took them for, rather +concealed their strength than the opposite. It was quite on a par with +the quixotic idea in certain quarters that in a hundred million years +the coal seam of the sister island would be played out and if, as +time went on, that turned out to be how the cat jumped all he could +personally say on the matter was that as a host of contingencies, +equally relevant to the issue, might occur ere then it was highly +advisable in the interim to try to make the most of both countries even +though poles apart. Another little interesting point, the amours of +whores and chummies, to put it in common parlance, reminded him Irish +soldiers had as often fought for England as against her, more so, in +fact. And now, why? So the scene between the pair of them, the licensee +of the place rumoured to be or have been Fitzharris, the famous +invincible, and the other, obviously bogus, reminded him forcibly as +being on all fours with the confidence trick, supposing, that is, it was +prearranged as the lookeron, a student of the human soul if anything, +the others seeing least of the game. And as for the lessee or keeper, +who probably wasn't the other person at all, he (B.) couldn't help +feeling and most properly it was better to give people like that the +goby unless you were a blithering idiot altogether and refuse to have +anything to do with them as a golden rule in private life and their +felonsetting, there always being the offchance of a Dannyman coming +forward and turning queen's evidence or king's now like Denis or Peter +Carey, an idea he utterly repudiated. Quite apart from that he disliked +those careers of wrongdoing and crime on principle. Yet, though such +criminal propensities had never been an inmate of his bosom in any +shape or form, he certainly did feel and no denying it (while inwardly +remaining what he was) a certain kind of admiration for a man who +had actually brandished a knife, cold steel, with the courage of his +political convictions (though, personally, he would never be a party to +any such thing), off the same bat as those love vendettas of the south, +have her or swing for her, when the husband frequently, after some words +passed between the two concerning her relations with the other lucky +mortal (he having had the pair watched), inflicted fatal injuries on +his adored one as a result of an alternative postnuptial _liaison_ +by plunging his knife into her, until it just struck him that +Fitz, nicknamed Skin-the-Goat, merely drove the car for the actual +perpetrators of the outrage and so was not, if he was reliably informed, +actually party to the ambush which, in point of fact, was the plea some +legal luminary saved his skin on. In any case that was very ancient +history by now and as for our friend, the pseudo Skin-the-etcetera, he +had transparently outlived his welcome. He ought to have either died +naturally or on the scaffold high. Like actresses, always farewell +positively last performance then come up smiling again. Generous to a +fault of course, temperamental, no economising or any idea of the sort, +always snapping at the bone for the shadow. So similarly he had a very +shrewd suspicion that Mr Johnny Lever got rid of some l s d. in the +course of his perambulations round the docks in the congenial atmosphere +of the _Old Ireland_ tavern, come back to Erin and so on. Then as for +the other he had heard not so long before the same identical lingo as he +told Stephen how he simply but effectually silenced the offender. + +--He took umbrage at something or other, that muchinjured but on the +whole eventempered person declared, I let slip. He called me a jew and +in a heated fashion offensively. So I without deviating from plain facts +in the least told him his God, I mean Christ, was a jew too and all his +family like me though in reality I'm not. That was one for him. A soft +answer turns away wrath. He hadn't a word to say for himself as everyone +saw. Am I not right? + +He turned a long you are wrong gaze on Stephen of timorous dark pride +at the soft impeachment with a glance also of entreaty for he seemed to +glean in a kind of a way that it wasn't all exactly. + +--_Ex quibus_, Stephen mumbled in a noncommittal accent, their two or +four eyes conversing, _Christus_ or Bloom his name is or after all any +other, _secundum carnem_. + +--Of course, Mr B. proceeded to stipulate, you must look at both sides +of the question. It is hard to lay down any hard and fast rules as to +right and wrong but room for improvement all round there certainly is +though every country, they say, our own distressful included, has the +government it deserves. But with a little goodwill all round. It's all +very fine to boast of mutual superiority but what about mutual equality. +I resent violence and intolerance in any shape or form. It never +reaches anything or stops anything. A revolution must come on the due +instalments plan. It's a patent absurdity on the face of it to hate +people because they live round the corner and speak another vernacular, +in the next house so to speak. + +--Memorable bloody bridge battle and seven minutes' war, Stephen +assented, between Skinner's alley and Ormond market. + +Yes, Mr Bloom thoroughly agreed, entirely endorsing the remark, that +was overwhelmingly right. And the whole world was full of that sort of +thing. + +--You just took the words out of my mouth, he said. A hocuspocus of +conflicting evidence that candidly you couldn't remotely... + +All those wretched quarrels, in his humble opinion, stirring up +bad blood, from some bump of combativeness or gland of some kind, +erroneously supposed to be about a punctilio of honour and a flag, were +very largely a question of the money question which was at the back of +everything greed and jealousy, people never knowing when to stop. + +--They accuse, remarked he audibly. + +He turned away from the others who probably and spoke nearer to, so as +the others in case they. + +--Jews, he softly imparted in an aside in Stephen's ear, are accused of +ruining. Not a vestige of truth in it, I can safely say. History, would +you be surprised to learn, proves up to the hilt Spain decayed when the +inquisition hounded the jews out and England prospered when Cromwell, +an uncommonly able ruffian who in other respects has much to answer for, +imported them. Why? Because they are imbued with the proper spirit. They +are practical and are proved to be so. I don't want to indulge in any +because you know the standard works on the subject and then orthodox as +you are. But in the economic, not touching religion, domain the priest +spells poverty. Spain again, you saw in the war, compared with goahead +America. Turks. It's in the dogma. Because if they didn't believe they'd +go straight to heaven when they die they'd try to live better, at least +so I think. That's the juggle on which the p.p's raise the wind on false +pretences. I'm, he resumed with dramatic force, as good an Irishman +as that rude person I told you about at the outset and I want to see +everyone, concluded he, all creeds and classes _pro rata_ having a +comfortable tidysized income, in no niggard fashion either, something +in the neighbourhood of 300 pounds per annum. That's the vital issue +at stake and it's feasible and would be provocative of friendlier +intercourse between man and man. At least that's my idea for what it's +worth. I call that patriotism. _Ubi patria_, as we learned a smattering +of in our classical days in _Alma Mater, vita bene_. Where you can live +well, the sense is, if you work. + +Over his untastable apology for a cup of coffee, listening to this +synopsis of things in general, Stephen stared at nothing in particular. +He could hear, of course, all kinds of words changing colour like those +crabs about Ringsend in the morning burrowing quickly into all colours +of different sorts of the same sand where they had a home somewhere +beneath or seemed to. Then he looked up and saw the eyes that said or +didn't say the words the voice he heard said, if you work. + +--Count me out, he managed to remark, meaning work. + +The eyes were surprised at this observation because as he, the person +who owned them pro tem. observed or rather his voice speaking did, all +must work, have to, together. + +--I mean, of course, the other hastened to affirm, work in the widest +possible sense. Also literary labour not merely for the kudos of +the thing. Writing for the newspapers which is the readiest channel +nowadays. That's work too. Important work. After all, from the little +I know of you, after all the money expended on your education you are +entitled to recoup yourself and command your price. You have every bit +as much right to live by your pen in pursuit of your philosophy as the +peasant has. What? You both belong to Ireland, the brain and the brawn. +Each is equally important. + +--You suspect, Stephen retorted with a sort of a half laugh, that I may +be important because I belong to the _faubourg Saint Patrice_ called +Ireland for short. + +--I would go a step farther, Mr Bloom insinuated. + +--But I suspect, Stephen interrupted, that Ireland must be important +because it belongs to me. + +--What belongs, queried Mr Bloom bending, fancying he was perhaps under +some misapprehension. Excuse me. Unfortunately, I didn't catch the +latter portion. What was it you...? + +Stephen, patently crosstempered, repeated and shoved aside his mug of +coffee or whatever you like to call it none too politely, adding: 1170 + +--We can't change the country. Let us change the subject. + +At this pertinent suggestion Mr Bloom, to change the subject, looked +down but in a quandary, as he couldn't tell exactly what construction +to put on belongs to which sounded rather a far cry. The rebuke of some +kind was clearer than the other part. Needless to say the fumes of +his recent orgy spoke then with some asperity in a curious bitter way +foreign to his sober state. Probably the homelife to which Mr B attached +the utmost importance had not been all that was needful or he hadn't +been familiarised with the right sort of people. With a touch of fear +for the young man beside him whom he furtively scrutinised with an air +of some consternation remembering he had just come back from Paris, +the eyes more especially reminding him forcibly of father and sister, +failing to throw much light on the subject, however, he brought to mind +instances of cultured fellows that promised so brilliantly nipped in the +bud of premature decay and nobody to blame but themselves. For instance +there was the case of O'Callaghan, for one, the halfcrazy faddist, +respectably connected though of inadequate means, with his mad vagaries +among whose other gay doings when rotto and making himself a nuisance +to everybody all round he was in the habit of ostentatiously sporting in +public a suit of brown paper (a fact). And then the usual _denouement_ +after the fun had gone on fast and furious he got 1190 landed into hot +water and had to be spirited away by a few friends, after a strong hint +to a blind horse from John Mallon of Lower Castle Yard, so as not to +be made amenable under section two of the criminal law amendment act, +certain names of those subpoenaed being handed in but not divulged +for reasons which will occur to anyone with a pick of brains. Briefly, +putting two and two together, six sixteen which he pointedly turned a +deaf ear to, Antonio and so forth, jockeys and esthetes and the tattoo +which was all the go in the seventies or thereabouts even in the house +of lords because early in life the occupant of the throne, then heir +apparent, the other members of the upper ten and other high personages +simply following in the footsteps of the head of the state, he reflected +about the errors of notorieties and crowned heads running counter to +morality such as the Cornwall case a number of years before under their +veneer in a way scarcely intended by nature, a thing good Mrs Grundy, +as the law stands, was terribly down on though not for the reason they +thought they were probably whatever it was except women chiefly who were +always fiddling more or less at one another it being largely a matter of +dress and all the rest of it. Ladies who like distinctive underclothing +should, and every welltailored man must, trying to make the gap wider +between them by innuendo and give more of a genuine filip to acts of +impropriety between the two, she unbuttoned his and then he untied her, +mind the pin, whereas savages in the cannibal islands, say, at ninety +degrees in the shade not caring a continental. However, reverting to the +original, there were on the other hand others who had forced their way +to the top from the lowest rung by the aid of their bootstraps. Sheer +force of natural genius, that. With brains, sir. + +For which and further reasons he felt it was his interest and duty even +to wait on and profit by the unlookedfor occasion though why he could +not exactly tell being as it was already several shillings to the +bad having in fact let himself in for it. Still to cultivate the +acquaintance of someone of no uncommon calibre who could provide food +for reflection would amply repay any small. Intellectual stimulation, +as such, was, he felt, from time to time a firstrate tonic for the mind. +Added to which was the coincidence of meeting, discussion, dance, row, +old salt of the here today and gone tomorrow type, night loafers, the +whole galaxy of events, all went to make up a miniature cameo of the +world we live in especially as the lives of the submerged tenth, viz. +coalminers, divers, scavengers etc., were very much under the microscope +lately. To improve the shining hour he wondered whether he might meet +with anything approaching the same luck as Mr Philip Beaufoy if taken +down in writing suppose he were to pen something out of the common +groove (as he fully intended doing) at the rate of one guinea per +column. _My Experiences_, let us say, _in a Cabman's Shelter_. + +The pink edition extra sporting of the _Telegraph_ tell a graphic lie +lay, as luck would have it, beside his elbow and as he was just puzzling +again, far from satisfied, over a country belonging to him and the +preceding rebus the vessel came from Bridgwater and the postcard was +addressed A. Boudin find the captain's age, his eyes went aimlessly +over the respective captions which came under his special province the +allembracing give us this day our daily press. First he got a bit of a +start but it turned out to be only something about somebody named H. +du Boyes, agent for typewriters or something like that. Great battle, +Tokio. Lovemaking in Irish, 200 pounds damages. Gordon Bennett. +Emigration Swindle. Letter from His Grace. William. Ascot meeting, +the Gold Cup. Victory of outsider _Throwaway_ recalls Derby of '92 when +Capt. Marshall's dark horse _Sir Hugo_ captured the blue ribband at long +odds. New York disaster. Thousand lives lost. Foot and Mouth. Funeral of +the late Mr Patrick Dignam. + +So to change the subject he read about Dignam R. I. P. which, he +reflected, was anything but a gay sendoff. Or a change of address +anyway. + +--_This morning_ (Hynes put it in of course) _the remains of the late Mr +Patrick Dignam were removed from his residence, no 9 Newbridge Avenue, +Sandymount, for interment in Glasnevin. The deceased gentleman was a +most popular and genial personality in city life and his demise after a +brief illness came as a great shock to citizens of all classes by whom +he is deeply regretted. The obsequies, at which many friends of the +deceased were present, were carried out_ (certainly Hynes wrote it with +a nudge from Corny) _by Messrs H. J. O'Neill and Son, 164 North Strand +Road. The mourners included: Patk. Dignam (son), Bernard Corrigan +(brother-in-law), Jno. Henry Menton, solr, Martin Cunningham, John +Power, eatondph 1/8 ador dorador douradora_ (must be where he called +Monks the dayfather about Keyes's ad) _Thomas Kernan, Simon Dedalus, +Stephen Dedalus B.,4., Edw. J. Lambert, Cornelius T. Kelleher, Joseph +M'C Hynes, L. Boom, CP M'Coy,--M'lntosh and several others_. + +Nettled not a little by L. _Boom_ (as it incorrectly stated) and the +line of bitched type but tickled to death simultaneously by C. P. M'Coy +and Stephen Dedalus B. A. who were conspicuous, needless to say, by +their total absence (to say nothing of M'Intosh) L. Boom pointed it +out to his companion B. A. engaged in stifling another yawn, half +nervousness, not forgetting the usual crop of nonsensical howlers of +misprints. + +--Is that first epistle to the Hebrews, he asked as soon as his bottom +jaw would let him, in? Text: open thy mouth and put thy foot in it. + +--It is. Really, Mr Bloom said (though first he fancied he alluded to +the archbishop till he added about foot and mouth with which there could +be no possible connection) overjoyed to set his mind at rest and a bit +flabbergasted at Myles Crawford's after all managing to. There. + +While the other was reading it on page two Boom (to give him for the +nonce his new misnomer) whiled away a few odd leisure moments in fits +and starts with the account of the third event at Ascot on page three, +his side. Value 1000 sovs with 3000 sovs in specie added. For entire +colts and fillies. Mr F. Alexander's _Throwaway_, b. h. by _Rightaway_, +5 yrs, 9 st 4 lbs (W. Lane) 1, lord Howard de Walden's _Zinfandel_ (M. +Cannon) z, Mr W. Bass's _Sceptre_ 3. Betting 5 to 4 on _Zinfandel_, +20 to 1 _Throwaway_ (off). _Sceptre_ a shade heavier, 5 to 4 on +_Zinfandel_, 20 to 1 _Throwaway_ (off). _Throwaway_ and _Zinfandel_ +stood close order. It was anybody's race then the rank outsider drew to +the fore, got long lead, beating lord Howard de Walden's chestnut +colt and Mr W. Bass's bay filly Sceptre on a 2 1/2 mile course. Winner +trained by Braime so that Lenehan's version of the business was all pure +buncombe. Secured the verdict cleverly by a length. 1000 sovs with +3000 in specie. Also ran: J de Bremond's (French horse Bantam Lyons was +anxiously inquiring after not in yet but expected any minute) _Maximum +II_. Different ways of bringing off a coup. Lovemaking damages. Though +that halfbaked Lyons ran off at a tangent in his impetuosity to get +left. Of course gambling eminently lent itself to that sort of thing +though as the event turned out the poor fool hadn't much reason to +congratulate himself on his pick, the forlorn hope. Guesswork it reduced +itself to eventually. + +--There was every indication they would arrive at that, he, Bloom, said. + +--Who? the other, whose hand by the way was hurt, said. + +One morning you would open the paper, the cabman affirmed, and read: +_Return of Parnell_. He bet them what they liked. A Dublin fusilier was +in that shelter one night and said he saw him in South Africa. Pride it +was killed him. He ought to have done away with himself or lain low for +a time after committee room no 15 until he was his old self again with +no-one to point a finger at him. Then they would all to a man have gone +down on their marrowbones to him to come back when he had recovered +his senses. Dead he wasn't. Simply absconded somewhere. The coffin they +brought over was full of stones. He changed his name to De Wet, the Boer +general. He made a mistake to fight the priests. And so forth and so on. + +All the same Bloom (properly so dubbed) was rather surprised at their +memories for in nine cases out of ten it was a case of tarbarrels and +not singly but in their thousands and then complete oblivion because it +was twenty odd years. Highly unlikely of course there was even a shadow +of truth in the stones and, even supposing, he thought a return highly +inadvisable, all things considered. Something evidently riled them in +his death. Either he petered out too tamely of acute pneumonia just when +his various different political arrangements were nearing completion +or whether it transpired he owed his death to his having neglected to +change his boots and clothes-after a wetting when a cold resulted and +failing to consult a specialist he being confined to his room till he +eventually died of it amid widespread regret before a fortnight was at +an end or quite possibly they were distressed to find the job was taken +out of their hands. Of course nobody being acquainted with his movements +even before there was absolutely no clue as to his whereabouts which +were decidedly of the _Alice, where art thou_ order even prior to his +starting to go under several aliases such as Fox and Stewart so the +remark which emanated from friend cabby might be within the bounds of +possibility. Naturally then it would prey on his mind as a born leader +of men which undoubtedly he was and a commanding figure, a sixfooter +or at any rate five feet ten or eleven in his stockinged feet, whereas +Messrs So and So who, though they weren't even a patch on the former +man, ruled the roost after their redeeming features were very few and +far between. It certainly pointed a moral, the idol with feet of clay, +and then seventytwo of his trusty henchmen rounding on him with mutual +mudslinging. And the identical same with murderers. You had to come +back. That haunting sense kind of drew you. To show the understudy in +the title _rôle_ how to. He saw him once on the auspicious occasion +when they broke up the type in the _Insuppressible_ or was it _United +Ireland_, a privilege he keenly appreciated, and, in point of fact, +handed him his silk hat when it was knocked off and he said _Thank you_, +excited as he undoubtedly was under his frigid exterior notwithstanding +the little misadventure mentioned between the cup and the lip: what's +bred in the bone. Still as regards return. You were a lucky dog if +they didn't set the terrier at you directly you got back. Then a lot of +shillyshally usually followed, Tom for and Dick and Harry against. And +then, number one, you came up against the man in possession and had to +produce your credentials like the claimant in the Tichborne case, +Roger Charles Tichborne, _Bella_ was the boat's name to the best of his +recollection he, the heir, went down in as the evidence went to show +and there was a tattoo mark too in Indian ink, lord Bellew was it, as he +might very easily have picked up the details from some pal on board ship +and then, when got up to tally with the description given, introduce +himself with: _Excuse me, my name is So and So_ or some such commonplace +remark. A more prudent course, as Bloom said to the not over effusive, +in fact like the distinguished personage under discussion beside him, +would have been to sound the lie of the land first. + +--That bitch, that English whore, did for him, the shebeen proprietor +commented. She put the first nail in his coffin. + +--Fine lump of a woman all the same, the _soi-disant_ townclerk Henry +Campbell remarked, and plenty of her. She loosened many a man's thighs. +I seen her picture in a barber's. The husband was a captain or an +officer. + +--Ay, Skin-the-Goat amusingly added, he was and a cottonball one. + +This gratuitous contribution of a humorous character occasioned a fair +amount of laughter among his _entourage_. As regards Bloom he, without +the faintest suspicion of a smile, merely gazed in the direction of +the door and reflected upon the historic story which had aroused +extraordinary interest at the time when the facts, to make matters +worse, were made public with the usual affectionate letters that passed +between them full of sweet nothings. First it was strictly Platonic till +nature intervened and an attachment sprang up between them till bit by +bit matters came to a climax and the matter became the talk of the town +till the staggering blow came as a welcome intelligence to not a few +evildisposed, however, who were resolved upon encompassing his downfall +though the thing was public property all along though not to anything +like the sensational extent that it subsequently blossomed into. Since +their names were coupled, though, since he was her declared favourite, +where was the particular necessity to proclaim it to the rank and file +from the housetops, the fact, namely, that he had shared her bedroom +which came out in the witnessbox on oath when a thrill went through the +packed court literally electrifying everybody in the shape of witnesses +swearing to having witnessed him on such and such a particular date in +the act of scrambling out of an upstairs apartment with the assistance +of a ladder in night apparel, having gained admittance in the same +fashion, a fact the weeklies, addicted to the lubric a little, simply +coined shoals of money out of. Whereas the simple fact of the case was +it was simply a case of the husband not being up to the scratch, with +nothing in common between them beyond the name, and then a real man +arriving on the scene, strong to the verge of weakness, falling a victim +to her siren charms and forgetting home ties, the usual sequel, to bask +in the loved one's smiles. The eternal question of the life connubial, +needless to say, cropped up. Can real love, supposing there happens to +be another chap in the case, exist between married folk? Poser. +Though it was no concern of theirs absolutely if he regarded her with +affection, carried away by a wave of folly. A magnificent specimen of +manhood he was truly augmented obviously by gifts of a high order, as +compared with the other military supernumerary that is (who was just the +usual everyday _farewell, my gallant captain_ kind of an individual in +the light dragoons, the 18th hussars to be accurate) and inflammable +doubtless (the fallen leader, that is, not the other) in his own +peculiar way which she of course, woman, quickly perceived as highly +likely to carve his way to fame which he almost bid fair to do till the +priests and ministers of the gospel as a whole, his erstwhile staunch +adherents, and his beloved evicted tenants for whom he had done yeoman +service in the rural parts of the country by taking up the cudgels on +their behalf in a way that exceeded their most sanguine expectations, +very effectually cooked his matrimonial goose, thereby heaping coals of +fire on his head much in the same way as the fabled ass's kick. Looking +back now in a retrospective kind of arrangement all seemed a kind of +dream. And then coming back was the worst thing you ever did because it +went without saying you would feel out of place as things always moved +with the times. Why, as he reflected, Irishtown strand, a locality he +had not been in for quite a number of years looked different somehow +since, as it happened, he went to reside on the north side. North or +south, however, it was just the wellknown case of hot passion, pure and +simple, upsetting the applecart with a vengeance and just bore out the +very thing he was saying as she also was Spanish or half so, types that +wouldn't do things by halves, passionate abandon of the south, casting +every shred of decency to the winds. + +--Just bears out what I was saying, he, with glowing bosom said to +Stephen, about blood and the sun. And, if I don't greatly mistake she +was Spanish too. + +--The king of Spain's daughter, Stephen answered, adding something or +other rather muddled about farewell and adieu to you Spanish onions and +the first land called the Deadman and from Ramhead to Scilly was so and +so many. + +--Was she? Bloom ejaculated, surprised though not astonished by any +means, I never heard that rumour before. Possible, especially there, it +was as she lived there. So, Spain. + +Carefully avoiding a book in his pocket _Sweets of_, which reminded him +by the by of that Cap l street library book out of date, he took out his +pocketbook and, turning over the various contents it contained rapidly +finally he. + +--Do you consider, by the by, he said, thoughtfully selecting a faded +photo which he laid on the table, that a Spanish type? + +Stephen, obviously addressed, looked down on the photo showing a large +sized lady with her fleshy charms on evidence in an open fashion as she +was in the full bloom of womanhood in evening dress cut ostentatiously +low for the occasion to give a liberal display of bosom, with more than +vision of breasts, her full lips parted and some perfect teeth, standing +near, ostensibly with gravity, a piano on the rest of which was _In Old +Madrid_, a ballad, pretty in its way, which was then all the vogue. Her +(the lady's) eyes, dark, large, looked at Stephen, about to smile about +something to be admired, Lafayette of Westmoreland street, Dublin's +premier photographic artist, being responsible for the esthetic +execution. + +--Mrs Bloom, my wife the _prima donna_ Madam Marion Tweedy, Bloom +indicated. Taken a few years since. In or about ninety six. Very like +her then. + +Beside the young man he looked also at the photo of the lady now his +1440 legal wife who, he intimated, was the accomplished daughter of +Major Brian Tweedy and displayed at an early age remarkable proficiency +as a singer having even made her bow to the public when her years +numbered barely sweet sixteen. As for the face it was a speaking +likeness in expression but it did not do justice to her figure which +came in for a lot of notice usually and which did not come out to the +best advantage in that getup. She could without difficulty, he said, +have posed for the ensemble, not to dwell on certain opulent curves of +the. He dwelt, being a bit of an artist in his spare time, on the female +form in general developmentally because, as it so happened, no later +than that afternoon he had seen those Grecian statues, 1450 perfectly +developed as works of art, in the National Museum. Marble could give +the original, shoulders, back, all the symmetry, all the rest. Yes, +puritanisme, it does though Saint Joseph's sovereign thievery alors +(Bandez!) Figne toi trop. Whereas no photo could because it simply +wasn't art in a word. + +The spirit moving him he would much have liked to follow Jack Tar's good +example and leave the likeness there for a very few minutes to speak for +itself on the plea he so that the other could drink in the beauty for +himself, her stage presence being, frankly, a treat in itself which the +camera could not at all do justice to. But it was scarcely professional +etiquette so. Though it was a warm pleasant sort of a night now yet +wonderfully cool for the season considering, for sunshine after storm. +And he did feel a kind of need there and then to follow suit like a +kind of inward voice and satisfy a possible need by moving a motion. +Nevertheless he sat tight just viewing the slightly soiled photo creased +by opulent curves, none the worse for wear however, and looked away +thoughtfully with the intention of not further increasing the +other's possible embarrassment while gauging her symmetry of heaving +_embonpoint_. In fact the slight soiling was only an added charm like +the case of linen slightly soiled, good as new, much better in fact +with the starch out. Suppose she was gone when he? I looked for the lamp +which she told me came into his mind but merely as a passing fancy of +his because he then recollected the morning littered bed etcetera and +the book about Ruby with met him pike hoses (_sic_) in it which must +have fell down sufficiently appropriately beside the domestic chamberpot +with apologies to Lindley Murray. + +The vicinity of the young man he certainly relished, educated, +_distingué_ and impulsive into the bargain, far and away the pick of the +bunch though you wouldn't think he had it in him yet you would. Besides +he said the picture was handsome which, say what you like, it was though +at the moment she was distinctly stouter. And why not? An awful lot of +makebelieve went on about that sort of thing involving a lifelong slur +with the usual splash page of gutterpress about the same old matrimonial +tangle alleging misconduct with professional golfer or the newest +stage favourite instead of being honest and aboveboard about the whole +business. How they were fated to meet and an attachment sprang up +between the two so that their names were coupled in the public eye +was told in court with letters containing the habitual mushy and +compromising expressions leaving no loophole to show that they openly +cohabited two or three times a week at some wellknown seaside hotel and +relations, when the thing ran its normal course, became in due course +intimate. Then the decree _nisi_ and the King's proctor tries to show +cause why and, he failing to quash it, _nisi_ was made absolute. But as +for that the two misdemeanants, wrapped up as they largely were in one +another, could safely afford to ignore it as they very largely did till +the matter was put in the hands of a solicitor who filed a petition for +the party wronged in due course. He, B, enjoyed the distinction of being +close to Erin's uncrowned king in the flesh when the thing occurred on +the historic _fracas_ when the fallen leader's, who notoriously stuck to +his guns to the last drop even when clothed in the mantle of adultery, +(leader's) trusty henchmen to the number of ten or a dozen or +possibly even more than that penetrated into the printing works of the +_Insuppressible_ or no it was _United Ireland_ (a by no means by the +by appropriate appellative) and broke up the typecases with hammers or +something like that all on account of some scurrilous effusions from +the facile pens of the O'Brienite scribes at the usual mudslinging +occupation reflecting on the erstwhile tribune's private morals. Though +palpably a radically altered man he was still a commanding figure though +carelessly garbed as usual with that look of settled purpose which went +a long way with the shillyshallyers till they discovered to their vast +discomfiture that their idol had feet of clay after placing him upon a +pedestal which she, however, was the first to perceive. As those were +particularly hot times in the general hullaballoo Bloom sustained a +minor injury from a nasty prod of some chap's elbow in the crowd that +of course congregated lodging some place about the pit of the stomach, +fortunately not of a grave character. His hat (Parnell's) a silk one was +inadvertently knocked off and, as a matter of strict history, Bloom was +the man who picked it up in the crush after witnessing the occurrence +meaning to return it to him (and return it to him he did with the utmost +celerity) who panting and hatless and whose thoughts were miles away +from his hat at the time all the same being a gentleman born with a +stake in the country he, as a matter of fact, having gone into it more +for the kudos of the thing than anything else, what's bred in the bone +instilled into him in infancy at his mother's knee in the shape of +knowing what good form was came out at once because he turned round to +the donor and thanked him with perfect _aplomb_, saying: _Thank you, +sir_, though in a very different tone of voice from the ornament of the +legal profession whose headgear Bloom also set to rights earlier in the +course of the day, history repeating itself with a difference, after +the burial of a mutual friend when they had left him alone in his glory +after the grim task of having committed his remains to the grave. + +On the other hand what incensed him more inwardly was the blatant jokes +of the cabman and so on who passed it all off as a jest, laughing 1530 +immoderately, pretending to understand everything, the why and the +wherefore, and in reality not knowing their own minds, it being a case +for the two parties themselves unless it ensued that the legitimate +husband happened to be a party to it owing to some anonymous letter from +the usual boy Jones, who happened to come across them at the crucial +moment in a loving position locked in one another's arms, drawing +attention to their illicit proceedings and leading up to a domestic +rumpus and the erring fair one begging forgiveness of her lord and +master upon her knees and promising to sever the connection and not +receive his visits any more if only the aggrieved husband would overlook +the matter and let bygones be bygones with tears in her eyes though +possibly with her tongue in her fair cheek at the same time as quite +possibly there were several others. He personally, being of a sceptical +bias, believed and didn't make the smallest bones about saying so either +that man or men in the plural were always hanging around on the waiting +list about a lady, even supposing she was the best wife in the world +and they got on fairly well together for the sake of argument, when, +neglecting her duties, she chose to be tired of wedded life and was on +for a little flutter in polite debauchery to press their attentions on +her with improper intent, the upshot being that her affections centred +on another, the cause of many _liaisons_ between still attractive +married women getting on for fair and forty and younger men, no doubt as +several famous cases of feminine infatuation proved up to the hilt. + +It was a thousand pities a young fellow, blessed with an allowance of +brains as his neighbour obviously was, should waste his valuable time +with profligate women who might present him with a nice dose to last him +his lifetime. In the nature of single blessedness he would one day take +unto himself a wife when Miss Right came on the scene but in the interim +ladies' society was a _conditio sine qua non_ though he had the gravest +possible doubts, not that he wanted in the smallest to pump Stephen +about Miss Ferguson (who was very possibly the particular lodestar who +brought him down to Irishtown so early in the morning), as to whether he +would find much satisfaction basking in the boy and girl courtship idea +and the company of smirking misses without a penny to their names bi or +triweekly with the orthodox preliminary canter of complimentplaying and +walking out leading up to fond lovers' ways and flowers and chocs. To +think of him house and homeless, rooked by some landlady worse than any +stepmother, was really too bad at his age. The queer suddenly things +he popped out with attracted the elder man who was several years the +other's senior or like his father but something substantial he certainly +ought to eat even were it only an eggflip made on unadulterated maternal +nutriment or, failing that, the homely Humpty Dumpty boiled. + +--At what o'clock did you dine? he questioned of the slim form and tired +though unwrinkled face. + +--Some time yesterday, Stephen said. + +--Yesterday! exclaimed Bloom till he remembered it was already tomorrow +Friday. Ah, you mean it's after twelve! + +--The day before yesterday, Stephen said, improving on himself. + +Literally astounded at this piece of intelligence Bloom reflected. +Though they didn't see eye to eye in everything a certain analogy there +somehow was as if both their minds were travelling, so to speak, in the +one train of thought. At his age when dabbling in politics roughly +some score of years previously when he had been a _quasi_ aspirant to +parliamentary honours in the Buckshot Foster days he too recollected in +retrospect (which was a source of keen satisfaction in itself) he had +a sneaking regard for those same ultra ideas. For instance when the +evicted tenants question, then at its first inception, bulked largely in +people's mind though, it goes without saying, not contributing a copper +or pinning his faith absolutely to its dictums, some of which wouldn't +exactly hold water, he at the outset in principle at all events was in +thorough sympathy with peasant possession as voicing the trend of modern +opinion (a partiality, however, which, realising his mistake, he was +subsequently partially cured of) and even was twitted with going a +step farther than Michael Davitt in the striking views he at one time +inculcated as a backtothelander, which was one reason he strongly +resented the innuendo put upon him in so barefaced a fashion by our +friend at the gathering of the clans in Barney Kiernan's so that he, +though often considerably misunderstood and the least pugnacious of +mortals, be it repeated, departed from his customary habit to give +him (metaphorically) one in the gizzard though, so far as politics +themselves were concerned, he was only too conscious of the casualties +invariably resulting from propaganda and displays of mutual animosity +and the misery and suffering it entailed as a foregone conclusion on +fine young fellows, chiefly, destruction of the fittest, in a word. + +Anyhow upon weighing up the pros and cons, getting on for one, as it +was, it was high time to be retiring for the night. The crux was it +was a bit risky to bring him home as eventualities might possibly ensue +(somebody having a temper of her own sometimes) and spoil the hash +altogether as on the night he misguidedly brought home a dog (breed +unknown) with a lame paw (not that the cases were either identical or +the reverse though he had hurt his hand too) to Ontario Terrace as he +very distinctly remembered, having been there, so to speak. On the +other hand it was altogether far and away too late for the Sandymount +or Sandycove suggestion so that he was in some perplexity as to which of +the two alternatives. Everything pointed to the fact that it behoved him +to avail himself to the full of the opportunity, all things considered. +His initial impression was he was a shade standoffish or not over +effusive but it grew on him someway. For one thing he mightn't what you +call jump at the idea, if approached, and what mostly worried him was +he didn't know how to lead up to it or word it exactly, supposing he +did entertain the proposal, as it would afford him very great personal +pleasure if he would allow him to help to put coin in his way or some +wardrobe, if found suitable. At all events he wound up by concluding, +eschewing for the nonce hidebound precedent, a cup of Epps's cocoa and +a shakedown for the night plus the use of a rug or two and overcoat +doubled into a pillow at least he would be in safe hands and as warm as +a toast on a trivet he failed to perceive any very vast amount of harm +in that always with the proviso no rumpus of any sort was kicked up. +A move had to be made because that merry old soul, the grasswidower +in question who appeared to be glued to the spot, didn't appear in any +particular hurry to wend his way home to his dearly beloved Queenstown +and it was highly likely some sponger's bawdyhouse of retired beauties +where age was no bar off Sheriff street lower would be the best clue +to that equivocal character's whereabouts for a few days to come, +alternately racking their feelings (the mermaids') with sixchamber +revolver anecdotes verging on the tropical calculated to freeze +the marrow of anybody's bones and mauling their largesized charms +betweenwhiles with rough and tumble gusto to the accompaniment of large +potations of potheen and the usual blarney about himself for as to who +he in reality was let x equal my right name and address, as Mr Algebra +remarks _passim_. At the same time he inwardly chuckled over his gentle +repartee to the blood and ouns champion about his god being a jew. +People could put up with being bitten by a wolf but what properly riled +them was a bite from a sheep. The most vulnerable point too of tender +Achilles. Your god was a jew. Because mostly they appeared to imagine he +came from Carrick-on-Shannon or somewhereabouts in the county Sligo. + +--I propose, our hero eventually suggested after mature reflection while +prudently pocketing her photo, as it's rather stuffy here you just come +home with me and talk things over. My diggings are quite close in the +vicinity. You can't drink that stuff. Do you like cocoa? Wait. I'll just +pay this lot. + +The best plan clearly being to clear out, the remainder being plain +sailing, he beckoned, while prudently pocketing the photo, to the keeper +of the shanty who didn't seem to. + +--Yes, that's the best, he assured Stephen to whom for the matter of +that Brazen Head or him or anywhere else was all more or less. + +All kinds of Utopian plans were flashing through his (B's) busy brain, +education (the genuine article), literature, journalism, prize titbits, +up to date billing, concert tours in English watering resorts packed +with hydros and seaside theatres, turning money away, duets in Italian +with the accent perfectly true to nature and a quantity of other +things, no necessity, of course, to tell the world and his wife from the +housetops about it, and a slice of luck. An opening was all was wanted. +Because he more than suspected he had his father's voice to bank his +hopes on which it was quite on the cards he had so it would be just as +well, by the way no harm, to trail the conversation in the direction of +that particular red herring just to. + +The cabby read out of the paper he had got hold of that the former +viceroy, earl Cadogan, had presided at the cabdrivers' association +dinner in London somewhere. Silence with a yawn or two accompanied this +thrilling announcement. Then the old specimen in the corner who appeared +to have some spark of vitality left read out that sir Anthony MacDonnell +had left Euston for the chief secretary's lodge or words to that effect. +To which absorbing piece of intelligence echo answered why. + +--Give us a squint at that literature, grandfather, the ancient mariner +put in, manifesting some natural impatience. + +--And welcome, answered the elderly party thus addressed. + +The sailor lugged out from a case he had a pair of greenish goggles +which he very slowly hooked over his nose and both ears. + +--Are you bad in the eyes? the sympathetic personage like the townclerk +queried. + +--Why, answered the seafarer with the tartan beard, who seemingly was +a bit of a literary cove in his own small way, staring out of seagreen +portholes as you might well describe them as, I uses goggles reading. +Sand in the Red Sea done that. One time I could read a book in the dark, +manner of speaking. _The Arabian Nights Entertainment_ was my favourite +and _Red as a Rose is She._ + +Hereupon he pawed the journal open and pored upon Lord only knows what, +found drowned or the exploits of King Willow, Iremonger having made a +hundred and something second wicket not out for Notts, during which +time (completely regardless of Ire) the keeper was intensely occupied +loosening an apparently new or secondhand boot which manifestly pinched +him as he muttered against whoever it was sold it, all of them who were +sufficiently awake enough to be picked out by their facial expressions, +that is to say, either simply looking on glumly or passing a trivial +remark. + +To cut a long story short Bloom, grasping the situation, was the first +to rise from his seat so as not to outstay their welcome having first +and foremost, being as good as his word that he would foot the bill for +the occasion, taken the wise precaution to unobtrusively motion to mine +host as a parting shot a scarcely perceptible sign when the others were +not looking to the effect that the amount due was forthcoming, making a +grand total of fourpence (the amount he deposited unobtrusively in +four coppers, literally the last of the Mohicans), he having previously +spotted on the printed pricelist for all who ran to read opposite him +in unmistakable figures, coffee 2d, confectionery do, and honestly well +worth twice the money once in a way, as Wetherup used to remark. + +--Come, he counselled to close the _séance_. + +Seeing that the ruse worked and the coast was clear they left the +shelter or shanty together and the _élite_ society of oilskin and +company whom nothing short of an earthquake would move out of their +_dolce far niente_. Stephen, who confessed to still feeling poorly and +fagged out, paused at the, for a moment, the door. + +--One thing I never understood, he said to be original on the spur of +the moment. Why they put tables upside down at night, I mean chairs +upside down, on the tables in cafes. To which impromptu the neverfailing +Bloom replied without a moment's hesitation, saying straight off: + +--To sweep the floor in the morning. + +So saying he skipped around, nimbly considering, frankly at the same +time apologetic to get on his companion's right, a habit of his, by the +bye, his right side being, in classical idiom, his tender Achilles. The +night air was certainly now a treat to breathe though Stephen was a bit +weak on his pins. + +--It will (the air) do you good, Bloom said, meaning also the walk, in +a moment. The only thing is to walk then you'll feel a different man. +Come. It's not far. Lean on me. + +Accordingly he passed his left arm in Stephen's right and led him on +accordingly. + +--Yes, Stephen said uncertainly because he thought he felt a strange +kind of flesh of a different man approach him, sinewless and wobbly and +all that. + +Anyhow they passed the sentrybox with stones, brazier etc. where +the municipal supernumerary, ex Gumley, was still to all intents and +purposes wrapped in the arms of Murphy, as the adage has it, dreaming +of fresh fields and pastures new. And _apropos_ of coffin of stones the +analogy was not at all bad as it was in fact a stoning to death on the +part of seventytwo out of eighty odd constituencies that ratted at the +time of the split and chiefly the belauded peasant class, probably the +selfsame evicted tenants he had put in their holdings. + +So they turned on to chatting about music, a form of art for which +Bloom, as a pure amateur, possessed the greatest love, as they made +tracks arm in arm across Beresford place. Wagnerian music, though +confessedly grand in its way, was a bit too heavy for Bloom and hard to +follow at the first go-off but the music of Mercadante's _Huguenots_, +Meyerbeer's _Seven Last Words on the Cross_ and Mozart's _Twelfth Mass_ +he simply revelled in, the _Gloria_ in that being, to his mind, the acme +of first class music as such, literally knocking everything else into +a cocked hat. He infinitely preferred the sacred music of the catholic +church to anything the opposite shop could offer in that line such as +those Moody and Sankey hymns or _Bid me to live and i will live +thy protestant to be_. He also yielded to none in his admiration of +Rossini's _Stabat Mater_, a work simply abounding in immortal numbers, +in which his wife, Madam Marion Tweedy, made a hit, a veritable +sensation, he might safely say, greatly adding to her other laureis and +putting the others totally in the shade, in the jesuit fathers' church +in upper Gardiner street, the sacred edifice being thronged to the +doors to hear her with virtuosos, or _virtuosi_ rather. There was the +unanimous opinion that there was none to come up to her and suffice it +to say in a place of worship for music of a sacred character there was +a generally voiced desire for an encore. On the whole though favouring +preferably light opera of the _Don Giovanni_ description and _Martha_, +a gem in its line, he had a _penchant_, though with only a surface +knowledge, for the severe classical school such as Mendelssohn. And +talking of that, taking it for granted he knew all about the old +favourites, he mentioned _par excellence_ Lionel's air in _Martha, +M'appari_, which, curiously enough, he had heard or overheard, to be +more accurate, on yesterday, a privilege he keenly appreciated, from the +lips of Stephen's respected father, sung to perfection, a study of the +number, in fact, which made all the others take a back seat. Stephen, in +reply to a politely put query, said he didn't sing it but launched +out into praises of Shakespeare's songs, at least of in or about that +period, the lutenist Dowland who lived in Fetter lane near Gerard the +herbalist, who _anno ludendo hausi, Doulandus_, an instrument he was +contemplating purchasing from Mr Arnold Dolmetsch, whom B. did not quite +recall though the name certainly sounded familiar, for sixtyfive guineas +and Farnaby and son with their _dux_ and _comes_ conceits and Byrd +(William) who played the virginals, he said, in the Queen's chapel or +anywhere else he found them and one Tomkins who made toys or airs and +John Bull. + +On the roadway which they were approaching whilst still speaking beyond +the swingchains a horse, dragging a sweeper, paced on the paven ground, +brushing a long swathe of mire up so that with the noise Bloom was not +perfectly certain whether he had caught aright the allusion to sixtyfive +guineas and John Bull. He inquired if it was John Bull the political +celebrity of that ilk, as it struck him, the two identical names, as a +striking coincidence. + +By the chains the horse slowly swerved to turn, which perceiving, Bloom, +who was keeping a sharp lookout as usual, plucked the other's sleeve +gently, jocosely remarking: + +--Our lives are in peril tonight. Beware of the steamroller. + +They thereupon stopped. Bloom looked at the head of a horse not worth +anything like sixtyfive guineas, suddenly in evidence in the dark quite +near so that it seemed new, a different grouping of bones and even flesh +because palpably it was a fourwalker, a hipshaker, a blackbuttocker, a +taildangler, a headhanger putting his hind foot foremost the while the +lord of his creation sat on the perch, busy with his thoughts. But such +a good poor brute he was sorry he hadn't a lump of sugar but, as he +wisely reflected, you could scarcely be prepared for every emergency +that might crop up. He was just a big nervous foolish noodly kind of a +horse, without a second care in the world. But even a dog, he reflected, +take that mongrel in Barney Kiernan's, of the same size, would be a holy +horror to face. But it was no animal's fault in particular if he was +built that way like the camel, ship of the desert, distilling grapes +into potheen in his hump. Nine tenths of them all could be caged or +trained, nothing beyond the art of man barring the bees. Whale with a +harpoon hairpin, alligator tickle the small of his back and he sees the +joke, chalk a circle for a rooster, tiger my eagle eye. These timely +reflections anent the brutes of the field occupied his mind somewhat +distracted from Stephen's words while the ship of the street was +manoeuvring and Stephen went on about the highly interesting old. + +--What's this I was saying? Ah, yes! My wife, he intimated, plunging +_in medias res_, would have the greatest of pleasure in making your +acquaintance as she is passionately attached to music of any kind. + +He looked sideways in a friendly fashion at the sideface of Stephen, +image of his mother, which was not quite the same as the usual handsome +blackguard type they unquestionably had an insatiable hankering after as +he was perhaps not that way built. + +Still, supposing he had his father's gift as he more than suspected, +it opened up new vistas in his mind such as Lady Fingall's Irish +industries, concert on the preceding Monday, and aristocracy in general. + +Exquisite variations he was now describing on an air _Youth here has +End_ by Jans Pieter Sweelinck, a Dutchman of Amsterdam where the frows +come from. Even more he liked an old German song of _Johannes Jeep_ +about the clear sea and the voices of sirens, sweet murderers of men, +which boggled Bloom a bit: + + _Von der Sirenen Listigkeit + Tun die Poeten dichten._ + +These opening bars he sang and translated _extempore_. Bloom, nodding, +said he perfectly understood and begged him to go on by all means which +he did. + +A phenomenally beautiful tenor voice like that, the rarest of boons, +which Bloom appreciated at the very first note he got out, could easily, +if properly handled by some recognised authority on voice production +such as Barraclough and being able to read music into the bargain, +command its own price where baritones were ten a penny and procure for +its fortunate possessor in the near future an _entrée_ into fashionable +houses in the best residential quarters of financial magnates in a large +way of business and titled people where with his university degree of +B. A. (a huge ad in its way) and gentlemanly bearing to all the more +influence the good impression he would infallibly score a distinct +success, being blessed with brains which also could be utilised for the +purpose and other requisites, if his clothes were properly attended +to so as to the better worm his way into their good graces as he, a +youthful tyro in--society's sartorial niceties, hardly understood how a +little thing like that could militate against you. It was in fact only a +matter of months and he could easily foresee him participating in their +musical and artistic _conversaziones_ during the festivities of the +Christmas season, for choice, causing a slight flutter in the dovecotes +of the fair sex and being made a lot of by ladies out for sensation, +cases of which, as he happened to know, were on record--in fact, without +giving the show away, he himself once upon a time, if he cared to, could +easily have. Added to which of course would be the pecuniary emolument +by no means to be sneezed at, going hand in hand with his tuition +fees. Not, he parenthesised, that for the sake of filthy lucre he need +necessarily embrace the lyric platform as a walk in life for any lengthy +space of time. But a step in the required direction it was beyond yea or +nay and both monetarily and mentally it contained no reflection on his +dignity in the smallest and it often turned in uncommonly handy to +be handed a cheque at a muchneeded moment when every little helped. +Besides, though taste latterly had deteriorated to a degree, original +music like that, different from the conventional rut, would rapidly +have a great vogue as it would be a decided novelty for Dublin's musical +world after the usual hackneyed run of catchy tenor solos foisted on a +confiding public by Ivan St Austell and Hilton St Just and their _genus +omne_. Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt he could with all the cards in +his hand and he had a capital opening to make a name for himself and win +a high place in the city's esteem where he could command a stiff figure +and, booking ahead, give a grand concert for the patrons of the King +street house, given a backerup, if one were forthcoming to kick him +upstairs, so to speak, a big _if_, however, with some impetus of the +goahead sort to obviate the inevitable procrastination which often +tripped-up a too much fêted prince of good fellows. And it need not +detract from the other by one iota as, being his own master, he would +have heaps of time to practise literature in his spare moments when +desirous of so doing without its clashing with his vocal career or +containing anything derogatory whatsoever as it was a matter for himself +alone. In fact, he had the ball at his feet and that was the very reason +why the other, possessed of a remarkably sharp nose for smelling a rat +of any sort, hung on to him at all. + +The horse was just then. And later on at a propitious opportunity he +purposed (Bloom did), without anyway prying into his private affairs on +the _fools step in where angels_ principle, advising him to sever his +connection with a certain budding practitioner who, he noticed, was +prone to disparage and even to a slight extent with some hilarious +pretext when not present, deprecate him, or whatever you like to call it +which in Bloom's humble opinion threw a nasty sidelight on that side of +a person's character, no pun intended. + +The horse having reached the end of his tether, so to speak, halted and, +rearing high a proud feathering tail, added his quota by letting fall on +the floor which the brush would soon brush up and polish, three smoking +globes of turds. Slowly three times, one after another, from a full +crupper he mired. And humanely his driver waited till he (or she) had +ended, patient in his scythed car. + +Side by side Bloom, profiting by the _contretemps_, with Stephen passed +through the gap of the chains, divided by the upright, and, stepping +over a strand of mire, went across towards Gardiner street lower, +Stephen singing more boldly, but not loudly, the end of the ballad. + +_Und alle Schiffe brücken._ + +The driver never said a word, good, bad or indifferent, but merely +watched the two figures, as he sat on his lowbacked car, both black, +one full, one lean, walk towards the railway bridge, _to be married by +Father Maher_. As they walked they at times stopped and walked again +continuing their _tête-à-tête_ (which, of course, he was utterly out +of) about sirens enemies of man's reason, mingled with a number of other +topics of the same category, usurpers, historical cases of the kind +while the man in the sweeper car or you might as well call it in the +sleeper car who in any case couldn't possibly hear because they were too +far simply sat in his seat near the end of lower Gardiner street _and +looked after their lowbacked car_. + + + +What parallel courses did Bloom and Stephen follow returning? + +Starting united both at normal walking pace from Beresford place they +followed in the order named Lower and Middle Gardiner streets and +Mountjoy square, west: then, at reduced pace, each bearing left, +Gardiner's place by an inadvertence as far as the farther corner of +Temple street: then, at reduced pace with interruptions of halt, bearing +right, Temple street, north, as far as Hardwicke place. Approaching, +disparate, at relaxed walking pace they crossed both the circus before +George's church diametrically, the chord in any circle being less than +the arc which it subtends. + + +Of what did the duumvirate deliberate during their itinerary? + +Music, literature, Ireland, Dublin, Paris, friendship, woman, +prostitution, diet, the influence of gaslight or the light of arc and +glowlamps on the growth of adjoining paraheliotropic trees, exposed +corporation emergency dustbuckets, the Roman catholic church, +ecclesiastical celibacy, the Irish nation, jesuit education, careers, +the study of medicine, the past day, the maleficent influence of the +presabbath, Stephen's collapse. + +Did Bloom discover common factors of similarity between their respective +like and unlike reactions to experience? + +Both were sensitive to artistic impressions, musical in preference to +plastic or pictorial. Both preferred a continental to an insular manner +of life, a cisatlantic to a transatlantic place of residence. Both +indurated by early domestic training and an inherited tenacity of +heterodox resistance professed their disbelief in many orthodox +religious, national, social and ethical doctrines. Both admitted +the alternately stimulating and obtunding influence of heterosexual +magnetism. + + +Were their views on some points divergent? + +Stephen dissented openly from Bloom's views on the importance of dietary +and civic selfhelp while Bloom dissented tacitly from Stephen's views +on the eternal affirmation of the spirit of man in literature. Bloom +assented covertly to Stephen's rectification of the anachronism +involved in assigning the date of the conversion of the Irish nation to +christianity from druidism by Patrick son of Calpornus, son of Potitus, +son of Odyssus, sent by pope Celestine I in the year 432 in the reign of +Leary to the year 260 or thereabouts in the reign of Cormac MacArt (died +266 A.D.), suffocated by imperfect deglutition of aliment at Sletty +and interred at Rossnaree. The collapse which Bloom ascribed to +gastric inanition and certain chemical compounds of varying degrees of +adulteration and alcoholic strength, accelerated by mental exertion and +the velocity of rapid circular motion in a relaxing atmosphere, Stephen +attributed to the reapparition of a matutinal cloud (perceived by both +from two different points of observation Sandycove and Dublin) at first +no bigger than a woman's hand. + + +Was there one point on which their views were equal and negative? + +The influence of gaslight or electric light on the growth of adjoining +paraheliotropic trees. + + +Had Bloom discussed similar subjects during nocturnal perambulations in +the past? + +In 1884 with Owen Goldberg and Cecil Turnbull at night on public +thoroughfares between Longwood avenue and Leonard's corner and Leonard's +corner and Synge street and Synge street and Bloomfield avenue. + +In 1885 with Percy Apjohn in the evenings, reclined against the wall +between Gibraltar villa and Bloomfield house in Crumlin, barony +of Uppercross. In 1886 occasionally with casual acquaintances and +prospective purchasers on doorsteps, in front parlours, in third class +railway carriages of suburban lines. In 1888 frequently with major Brian +Tweedy and his daughter Miss Marion Tweedy, together and separately on +the lounge in Matthew Dillon's house in Roundtown. Once in 1892 and once +in 1893 with Julius (Juda) Mastiansky, on both occasions in the parlour +of his (Bloom's) house in Lombard street, west. + + +What reflection concerning the irregular sequence of dates 1884, 1885, +1886, 1888, 1892, 1893, 1904 did Bloom make before their arrival at +their destination? + +He reflected that the progressive extension of the field of individual +development and experience was regressively accompanied by a restriction +of the converse domain of interindividual relations. + + +As in what ways? + +From inexistence to existence he came to many and was as one received: +existence with existence he was with any as any with any: from existence +to nonexistence gone he would be by all as none perceived. + +What act did Bloom make on their arrival at their destination? + +At the housesteps of the 4th Of the equidifferent uneven numbers, number +7 Eccles street, he inserted his hand mechanically into the back pocket +of his trousers to obtain his latchkey. + + +Was it there? + +It was in the corresponding pocket of the trousers which he had worn on +the day but one preceding. + + +Why was he doubly irritated? + +Because he had forgotten and because he remembered that he had reminded +himself twice not to forget. + + +What were then the alternatives before the, premeditatedly +(respectively) and inadvertently, keyless couple? + +To enter or not to enter. To knock or not to knock. + + +Bloom's decision? + +A stratagem. Resting his feet on the dwarf wall, he climbed over the +area railings, compressed his hat on his head, grasped two points at +the lower union of rails and stiles, lowered his body gradually by its +length of five feet nine inches and a half to within two feet ten inches +of the area pavement and allowed his body to move freely in space by +separating himself from the railings and crouching in preparation for +the impact of the fall. + + +Did he fall? + +By his body's known weight of eleven stone and four pounds in +avoirdupois measure, as certified by the graduated machine for +periodical selfweighing in the premises of Francis Froedman, +pharmaceutical chemist of 19 Frederick street, north, on the last feast +of the Ascension, to wit, the twelfth day of May of the bissextile year +one thousand nine hundred and four of the christian era (jewish era five +thousand six hundred and sixtyfour, mohammadan era one thousand three +hundred and twentytwo), golden number 5, epact 13, solar cycle 9, +dominical letters C B, Roman indiction 2, Julian period 6617, MCMIV. + + +Did he rise uninjured by concussion? + +Regaining new stable equilibrium he rose uninjured though concussed by +the impact, raised the latch of the area door by the exertion of force +at its freely moving flange and by leverage of the first kind applied +at its fulcrum, gained retarded access to the kitchen through the +subadjacent scullery, ignited a lucifer match by friction, set free +inflammable coal gas by turningon the ventcock, lit a high flame which, +by regulating, he reduced to quiescent candescence and lit finally a +portable candle. + + +What discrete succession of images did Stephen meanwhile perceive? + +Reclined against the area railings he perceived through the transparent +kitchen panes a man regulating a gasflame of 14 CP, a man lighting a +candle of 1 CP, a man removing in turn each of his two boots, a man +leaving the kitchen holding a candle. + + +Did the man reappear elsewhere? + +After a lapse of four minutes the glimmer of his candle was discernible +through the semitransparent semicircular glass fanlight over the +halldoor. The halldoor turned gradually on its hinges. In the open space +of the doorway the man reappeared without his hat, with his candle. + + +Did Stephen obey his sign? + +Yes, entering softly, he helped to close and chain the door and followed +softly along the hallway the man's back and listed feet and lighted +candle past a lighted crevice of doorway on the left and carefully down +a turning staircase of more than five steps into the kitchen of Bloom's +house. + + +What did Bloom do? + +He extinguished the candle by a sharp expiration of breath upon its +flame, drew two spoonseat deal chairs to the hearthstone, one for +Stephen with its back to the area window, the other for himself when +necessary, knelt on one knee, composed in the grate a pyre of crosslaid +resintipped sticks and various coloured papers and irregular polygons +of best Abram coal at twentyone shillings a ton from the yard of Messrs +Flower and M'Donald of 14 D'Olier street, kindled it at three projecting +points of paper with one ignited lucifer match, thereby releasing +the potential energy contained in the fuel by allowing its carbon and +hydrogen elements to enter into free union with the oxygen of the air. + + +Of what similar apparitions did Stephen think? + +Of others elsewhere in other times who, kneeling on one knee or on two, +had kindled fires for him, of Brother Michael in the infirmary of the +college of the Society of Jesus at Clongowes Wood, Sallins, in the +county of Kildare: of his father, Simon Dedalus, in an unfurnished room +of his first residence in Dublin, number thirteen Fitzgibbon street: +of his godmother Miss Kate Morkan in the house of her dying sister Miss +Julia Morkan at 15 Usher's Island: of his aunt Sara, wife of Richie +(Richard) Goulding, in the kitchen of their lodgings at 62 Clanbrassil +street: of his mother Mary, wife of Simon Dedalus, in the kitchen of +number twelve North Richmond street on the morning of the feast of +Saint Francis Xavier 1898: of the dean of studies, Father Butt, in the +physics' theatre of university College, 16 Stephen's Green, north: of +his sister Dilly (Delia) in his father's house in Cabra. + + +What did Stephen see on raising his gaze to the height of a yard from +the fire towards the opposite wall? + +Under a row of five coiled spring housebells a curvilinear rope, +stretched between two holdfasts athwart across the recess beside the +chimney pier, from which hung four smallsized square handkerchiefs +folded unattached consecutively in adjacent rectangles and one pair of +ladies' grey hose with Lisle suspender tops and feet in their habitual +position clamped by three erect wooden pegs two at their outer +extremities and the third at their point of junction. + + +What did Bloom see on the range? + +On the right (smaller) hob a blue enamelled saucepan: on the left +(larger) hob a black iron kettle. + + +What did Bloom do at the range? + +He removed the saucepan to the left hob, rose and carried the iron +kettle to the sink in order to tap the current by turning the faucet to +let it flow. + + +Did it flow? + +Yes. From Roundwood reservoir in county Wicklow of a cubic capacity of +2400 million gallons, percolating through a subterranean aqueduct of +filter mains of single and double pipeage constructed at an initial +plant cost of 5 pounds per linear yard by way of the Dargle, Rathdown, +Glen of the Downs and Callowhill to the 26 acre reservoir at Stillorgan, +a distance of 22 statute miles, and thence, through a system of +relieving tanks, by a gradient of 250 feet to the city boundary at +Eustace bridge, upper Leeson street, though from prolonged summer drouth +and daily supply of 12 1/2 million gallons the water had fallen below +the sill of the overflow weir for which reason the borough surveyor and +waterworks engineer, Mr Spencer Harty, C. E., on the instructions of +the waterworks committee had prohibited the use of municipal water for +purposes other than those of consumption (envisaging the possibility of +recourse being had to the impotable water of the Grand and Royal canals +as in 1893) particularly as the South Dublin Guardians, notwithstanding +their ration of 15 gallons per day per pauper supplied through a 6 inch +meter, had been convicted of a wastage of 20,000 gallons per night by +a reading of their meter on the affirmation of the law agent of +the corporation, Mr Ignatius Rice, solicitor, thereby acting to the +detriment of another section of the public, selfsupporting taxpayers, +solvent, sound. + +What in water did Bloom, waterlover, drawer of water, watercarrier, +returning to the range, admire? + +Its universality: its democratic equality and constancy to its nature +in seeking its own level: its vastness in the ocean of Mercator's +projection: its unplumbed profundity in the Sundam trench of the Pacific +exceeding 8000 fathoms: the restlessness of its waves and surface +particles visiting in turn all points of its seaboard: the independence +of its units: the variability of states of sea: its hydrostatic +quiescence in calm: its hydrokinetic turgidity in neap and spring tides: +its subsidence after devastation: its sterility in the circumpolar +icecaps, arctic and antarctic: its climatic and commercial significance: +its preponderance of 3 to 1 over the dry land of the globe: its +indisputable hegemony extending in square leagues over all the region +below the subequatorial tropic of Capricorn: the multisecular stability +of its primeval basin: its luteofulvous bed: its capacity to dissolve +and hold in solution all soluble substances including millions of +tons of the most precious metals: its slow erosions of peninsulas and +islands, its persistent formation of homothetic islands, peninsulas +and downwardtending promontories: its alluvial deposits: its weight and +volume and density: its imperturbability in lagoons and highland tarns: +its gradation of colours in the torrid and temperate and frigid zones: +its vehicular ramifications in continental lakecontained streams and +confluent oceanflowing rivers with their tributaries and transoceanic +currents, gulfstream, north and south equatorial courses: its violence +in seaquakes, waterspouts, Artesian wells, eruptions, torrents, eddies, +freshets, spates, groundswells, watersheds, waterpartings, geysers, +cataracts, whirlpools, maelstroms, inundations, deluges, cloudbursts: +its vast circumterrestrial ahorizontal curve: its secrecy in springs and +latent humidity, revealed by rhabdomantic or hygrometric instruments +and exemplified by the well by the hole in the wall at Ashtown +gate, saturation of air, distillation of dew: the simplicity of its +composition, two constituent parts of hydrogen with one constituent part +of oxygen: its healing virtues: its buoyancy in the waters of the Dead +Sea: its persevering penetrativeness in runnels, gullies, inadequate +dams, leaks on shipboard: its properties for cleansing, quenching thirst +and fire, nourishing vegetation: its infallibility as paradigm and +paragon: its metamorphoses as vapour, mist, cloud, rain, sleet, snow, +hail: its strength in rigid hydrants: its variety of forms in loughs +and bays and gulfs and bights and guts and lagoons and atolls and +archipelagos and sounds and fjords and minches and tidal estuaries and +arms of sea: its solidity in glaciers, icebergs, icefloes: its docility +in working hydraulic millwheels, turbines, dynamos, electric power +stations, bleachworks, tanneries, scutchmills: its utility in canals, +rivers, if navigable, floating and graving docks: its potentiality +derivable from harnessed tides or watercourses falling from level +to level: its submarine fauna and flora (anacoustic, photophobe), +numerically, if not literally, the inhabitants of the globe: its +ubiquity as constituting 90 percent of the human body: the noxiousness +of its effluvia in lacustrine marshes, pestilential fens, faded +flowerwater, stagnant pools in the waning moon. + + +Having set the halffilled kettle on the now burning coals, why did he +return to the stillflowing tap? + +To wash his soiled hands with a partially consumed tablet of +Barrington's lemonflavoured soap, to which paper still adhered, (bought +thirteen hours previously for fourpence and still unpaid for), in fresh +cold neverchanging everchanging water and dry them, face and hands, in a +long redbordered holland cloth passed over a wooden revolving roller. + + +What reason did Stephen give for declining Bloom's offer? + +That he was hydrophobe, hating partial contact by immersion or total by +submersion in cold water, (his last bath having taken place in the month +of October of the preceding year), disliking the aqueous substances of +glass and crystal, distrusting aquacities of thought and language. + + +What impeded Bloom from giving Stephen counsels of hygiene and +prophylactic to which should be added suggestions concerning a +preliminary wetting of the head and contraction of the muscles with +rapid splashing of the face and neck and thoracic and epigastric region +in case of sea or river bathing, the parts of the human anatomy most +sensitive to cold being the nape, stomach and thenar or sole of foot? + +The incompatibility of aquacity with the erratic originality of genius. + + +What additional didactic counsels did he similarly repress? + +Dietary: concerning the respective percentage of protein and caloric +energy in bacon, salt ling and butter, the absence of the former in the +lastnamed and the abundance of the latter in the firstnamed. + + +Which seemed to the host to be the predominant qualities of his guest? + +Confidence in himself, an equal and opposite power of abandonment and +recuperation. + + +What concomitant phenomenon took place in the vessel of liquid by the +agency of fire? + +The phenomenon of ebullition. Fanned by a constant updraught of +ventilation between the kitchen and the chimneyflue, ignition was +communicated from the faggots of precombustible fuel to polyhedral +masses of bituminous coal, containing in compressed mineral form the +foliated fossilised decidua of primeval forests which had in turn +derived their vegetative existence from the sun, primal source of heat +(radiant), transmitted through omnipresent luminiferous diathermanous +ether. Heat (convected), a mode of motion developed by such +combustion, was constantly and increasingly conveyed from the source +of calorification to the liquid contained in the vessel, being radiated +through the uneven unpolished dark surface of the metal iron, in part +reflected, in part absorbed, in part transmitted, gradually raising +the temperature of the water from normal to boiling point, a rise in +temperature expressible as the result of an expenditure of 72 thermal +units needed to raise 1 pound of water from 50 degrees to 212 degrees +Fahrenheit. + + +What announced the accomplishment of this rise in temperature? + +A double falciform ejection of water vapour from under the kettlelid at +both sides simultaneously. + + +For what personal purpose could Bloom have applied the water so boiled? + +To shave himself. + + +What advantages attended shaving by night? + +A softer beard: a softer brush if intentionally allowed to remain from +shave to shave in its agglutinated lather: a softer skin if unexpectedly +encountering female acquaintances in remote places at incustomary hours: +quiet reflections upon the course of the day: a cleaner sensation when +awaking after a fresher sleep since matutinal noises, premonitions and +perturbations, a clattered milkcan, a postman's double knock, a paper +read, reread while lathering, relathering the same spot, a shock, a +shoot, with thought of aught he sought though fraught with nought might +cause a faster rate of shaving and a nick on which incision plaster with +precision cut and humected and applied adhered: which was to be done. + + +Why did absence of light disturb him less than presence of noise? + +Because of the surety of the sense of touch in his firm full masculine +feminine passive active hand. + + +What quality did it (his hand) possess but with what counteracting +influence? + +The operative surgical quality but that he was reluctant to shed human +blood even when the end justified the means, preferring, in their +natural order, heliotherapy, psychophysicotherapeutics, osteopathic +surgery. + + +What lay under exposure on the lower, middle and upper shelves of the +kitchen dresser, opened by Bloom? + +On the lower shelf five vertical breakfast plates, six horizontal +breakfast saucers on which rested inverted breakfast cups, a +moustachecup, uninverted, and saucer of Crown Derby, four white +goldrimmed eggcups, an open shammy purse displaying coins, mostly +copper, and a phial of aromatic (violet) comfits. On the middle shelf +a chipped eggcup containing pepper, a drum of table salt, four +conglomerated black olives in oleaginous paper, an empty pot of +Plumtree's potted meat, an oval wicker basket bedded with fibre and +containing one Jersey pear, a halfempty bottle of William Gilbey and +Co's white invalid port, half disrobed of its swathe of coralpink tissue +paper, a packet of Epps's soluble cocoa, five ounces of Anne Lynch's +choice tea at 2/- per lb in a crinkled leadpaper bag, a cylindrical +canister containing the best crystallised lump sugar, two onions, one, +the larger, Spanish, entire, the other, smaller, Irish, bisected with +augmented surface and more redolent, a jar of Irish Model Dairy's cream, +a jug of brown crockery containing a naggin and a quarter of soured +adulterated milk, converted by heat into water, acidulous serum and +semisolidified curds, which added to the quantity subtracted for Mr +Bloom's and Mrs Fleming's breakfasts, made one imperial pint, the total +quantity originally delivered, two cloves, a halfpenny and a small dish +containing a slice of fresh ribsteak. On the upper shelf a battery of +jamjars (empty) of various sizes and proveniences. + + +What attracted his attention lying on the apron of the dresser? + +Four polygonal fragments of two lacerated scarlet betting tickets, +numbered 8 87, 88 6. + + +What reminiscences temporarily corrugated his brow? + +Reminiscences of coincidences, truth stranger than fiction, +preindicative of the result of the Gold Cup flat handicap, the official +and definitive result of which he had read in the _Evening Telegraph_, +late pink edition, in the cabman's shelter, at Butt bridge. + + +Where had previous intimations of the result, effected or projected, +been received by him? + +In Bernard Kiernan's licensed premises 8, 9 and 10 little Britain +street: in David Byrne's licensed premises, 14 Duke street: in O'Connell +street lower, outside Graham Lemon's when a dark man had placed in +his hand a throwaway (subsequently thrown away), advertising Elijah, +restorer of the church in Zion: in Lincoln place outside the premises of +F. W. Sweny and Co (Limited), dispensing chemists, when, when Frederick +M. (Bantam) Lyons had rapidly and successively requested, perused and +restituted the copy of the current issue of the _Freeman's Journal and +National Press_ which he had been about to throw away (subsequently +thrown away), he had proceeded towards the oriental edifice of +the Turkish and Warm Baths, 11 Leinster street, with the light of +inspiration shining in his countenance and bearing in his arms the +secret of the race, graven in the language of prediction. + +What qualifying considerations allayed his perturbations? + +The difficulties of interpretation since the significance of any event +followed its occurrence as variably as the acoustic report followed the +electrical discharge and of counterestimating against an actual loss +by failure to interpret the total sum of possible losses proceeding +originally from a successful interpretation. + + +His mood? + +He had not risked, he did not expect, he had not been disappointed, he +was satisfied. + + +What satisfied him? + +To have sustained no positive loss. To have brought a positive gain to +others. Light to the gentiles. + + +How did Bloom prepare a collation for a gentile? + +He poured into two teacups two level spoonfuls, four in all, of Epps's +soluble cocoa and proceeded according to the directions for use printed +on the label, to each adding after sufficient time for infusion the +prescribed ingredients for diffusion in the manner and in the quantity +prescribed. + + +What supererogatory marks of special hospitality did the host show his +guest? + +Relinquishing his symposiarchal right to the moustache cup of imitation +Crown Derby presented to him by his only daughter, Millicent (Milly), +he substituted a cup identical with that of his guest and served +extraordinarily to his guest and, in reduced measure, to himself the +viscous cream ordinarily reserved for the breakfast of his wife Marion +(Molly). + + +Was the guest conscious of and did he acknowledge these marks of +hospitality? + +His attention was directed to them by his host jocosely, and he accepted +them seriously as they drank in jocoserious silence Epps's massproduct, +the creature cocoa. + + +Were there marks of hospitality which he contemplated but suppressed, +reserving them for another and for himself on future occasions to +complete the act begun? + +The reparation of a fissure of the length of 1 1/2 inches in the right +side of his guest's jacket. A gift to his guest of one of the four +lady's handkerchiefs, if and when ascertained to be in a presentable +condition. + + +Who drank more quickly? + +Bloom, having the advantage of ten seconds at the initiation and taking, +from the concave surface of a spoon along the handle of which a steady +flow of heat was conducted, three sips to his opponent's one, six to +two, nine to three. + + +What cerebration accompanied his frequentative act? + +Concluding by inspection but erroneously that his silent companion was +engaged in mental composition he reflected on the pleasures derived from +literature of instruction rather than of amusement as he himself had +applied to the works of William Shakespeare more than once for the +solution of difficult problems in imaginary or real life. + + +Had he found their solution? + +In spite of careful and repeated reading of certain classical passages, +aided by a glossary, he had derived imperfect conviction from the text, +the answers not bearing in all points. + + +What lines concluded his first piece of original verse written by him, +potential poet, at the age of 11 in 1877 on the occasion of the offering +of three prizes of 10/-, 5/- and 2/6 respectively for competition by the +_Shamrock_, a weekly newspaper? + + _An ambition to squint + At my verses in print + Makes me hope that for these you'll find room?. + If you so condescend + Then please place at the end + The name of yours truly, L. Bloom._ + +Did he find four separating forces between his temporary guest and him? + +Name, age, race, creed. + + +What anagrams had he made on his name in youth? + + Leopold Bloom + Ellpodbomool + Molldopeloob + Bollopedoom + Old Ollebo, M. P. + + +What acrostic upon the abbreviation of his first name had he (kinetic +poet) sent to Miss Marion (Molly) Tweedy on the 14 February 1888? + + _Poets oft have sung in rhyme + Of music sweet their praise divine. + Let them hymn it nine times nine. + Dearer far than song or wine. + You are mine. The world is mine._ + + +What had prevented him from completing a topical song (music by R. G. +Johnston) on the events of the past, or fixtures for the actual, years, +entitled _If Brian Boru could but come back and see old Dublin now_, +commissioned by Michael Gunn, lessee of the Gaiety Theatre, 46, 47, 48, +49 South King street, and to be introduced into the sixth scene, the +valley of diamonds, of the second edition (30 January 1893) of the grand +annual Christmas pantomime _Sinbad the Sailor_ (produced by R Shelton +26 December 1892, written by Greenleaf Whittier, scenery by George +A. Jackson and Cecil Hicks, costumes by Mrs and Miss Whelan under +the personal supervision of Mrs Michael Gunn, ballets by Jessie Noir, +harlequinade by Thomas Otto) and sung by Nelly Bouverist, principal +girl? + +Firstly, oscillation between events of imperial and of local interest, +the anticipated diamond jubilee of Queen Victoria (born 1820, acceded +1837) and the posticipated opening of the new municipal fish market: +secondly, apprehension of opposition from extreme circles on the +questions of the respective visits of Their Royal Highnesses the +duke and duchess of York (real) and of His Majesty King Brian Boru +(imaginary): thirdly, a conflict between professional etiquette and +professional emulation concerning the recent erections of the Grand +Lyric Hall on Burgh Quay and the Theatre Royal in Hawkins street: +fourthly, distraction resultant from compassion for Nelly Bouverist's +non-intellectual, non-political, non-topical expression of countenance +and concupiscence caused by Nelly Bouverist's revelations of white +articles of non-intellectual, non-political, non-topical underclothing +while she (Nelly Bouverist) was in the articles: fifthly, the +difficulties of the selection of appropriate music and humorous +allusions from _Everybody's Book of Jokes_ (1000 pages and a laugh in +every one): sixthly, the rhymes, homophonous and cacophonous, associated +with the names of the new lord mayor, Daniel Tallon, the new high +sheriff, Thomas Pile and the new solicitorgeneral, Dunbar Plunket +Barton. + + +What relation existed between their ages? + +16 years before in 1888 when Bloom was of Stephen's present age Stephen +was 6. 16 years after in 1920 when Stephen would be of Bloom's present +age Bloom would be 54. In 1936 when Bloom would be 70 and Stephen 54 +their ages initially in the ratio of 16 to 0 would be as 17 1/2 to 13 +1/2, the proportion increasing and the disparity diminishing according +as arbitrary future years were added, for if the proportion existing in +1883 had continued immutable, conceiving that to be possible, till then +1904 when Stephen was 22 Bloom would be 374 and in 1920 when Stephen +would be 38, as Bloom then was, Bloom would be 646 while in 1952 when +Stephen would have attained the maximum postdiluvian age of 70 Bloom, +being 1190 years alive having been born in the year 714, would have +surpassed by 221 years the maximum antediluvian age, that of Methusalah, +969 years, while, if Stephen would continue to live until he would +attain that age in the year 3072 A.D., Bloom would have been obliged to +have been alive 83,300 years, having been obliged to have been born in +the year 81,396 B.C. + + +What events might nullify these calculations? + +The cessation of existence of both or either, the inauguration of a +new era or calendar, the annihilation of the world and consequent +extermination of the human species, inevitable but impredictable. + + +How many previous encounters proved their preexisting acquaintance? + +Two. The first in the lilacgarden of Matthew Dillon's house, Medina +Villa, Kimmage road, Roundtown, in 1887, in the company of Stephen's +mother, Stephen being then of the age of 5 and reluctant to give his +hand in salutation. The second in the coffeeroom of Breslin's hotel on a +rainy Sunday in the January of 1892, in the company of Stephen's father +and Stephen's granduncle, Stephen being then 5 years older. + + +Did Bloom accept the invitation to dinner given then by the son and +afterwards seconded by the father? + +Very gratefully, with grateful appreciation, with sincere appreciative +gratitude, in appreciatively grateful sincerity of regret, he declined. + + +Did their conversation on the subject of these reminiscences reveal a +third connecting link between them? + +Mrs Riordan (Dante), a widow of independent means, had resided in the +house of Stephen's parents from 1 September 1888 to 29 December 1891 and +had also resided during the years 1892, 1893 and 1894 in the City Arms +Hotel owned by Elizabeth O'Dowd of 54 Prussia street where, during parts +of the years 1893 and 1894, she had been a constant informant of Bloom +who resided also in the same hotel, being at that time a clerk in the +employment of Joseph Cuffe of 5 Smithfield for the superintendence of +sales in the adjacent Dublin Cattle market on the North Circular road. + + +Had he performed any special corporal work of mercy for her? + +He had sometimes propelled her on warm summer evenings, an infirm widow +of independent, if limited, means, in her convalescent bathchair +with slow revolutions of its wheels as far as the corner of the North +Circular road opposite Mr Gavin Low's place of business where she had +remained for a certain time scanning through his onelensed binocular +fieldglasses unrecognisable citizens on tramcars, roadster bicycles +equipped with inflated pneumatic tyres, hackney carriages, tandems, +private and hired landaus, dogcarts, ponytraps and brakes passing from +the city to the Phoenix Park and vice versa. + + +Why could he then support that his vigil with the greater equanimity? + +Because in middle youth he had often sat observing through a rondel +of bossed glass of a multicoloured pane the spectacle offered with +continual changes of the thoroughfare without, pedestrians, quadrupeds, +velocipedes, vehicles, passing slowly, quickly, evenly, round and round +and round the rim of a round and round precipitous globe. + + +What distinct different memories had each of her now eight years +deceased? + +The older, her bezique cards and counters, her Skye terrier, her +suppositious wealth, her lapses of responsiveness and incipient +catarrhal deafness: the younger, her lamp of colza oil before the statue +of the Immaculate Conception, her green and maroon brushes for Charles +Stewart Parnell and for Michael Davitt, her tissue papers. + + +Were there no means still remaining to him to achieve the rejuvenation +which these reminiscences divulged to a younger companion rendered the +more desirable? + +The indoor exercises, formerly intermittently practised, subsequently +abandoned, prescribed in Eugen Sandow's _Physical Strength and How to +Obtain It_ which, designed particularly for commercial men engaged in +sedentary occupations, were to be made with mental concentration in +front of a mirror so as to bring into play the various families of +muscles and produce successively a pleasant rigidity, a more pleasant +relaxation and the most pleasant repristination of juvenile agility. + + +Had any special agility been his in earlier youth? + +Though ringweight lifting had been beyond his strength and the full +circle gyration beyond his courage yet as a High school scholar he +had excelled in his stable and protracted execution of the half lever +movement on the parallel bars in consequence of his abnormally developed +abdominal muscles. + + +Did either openly allude to their racial difference? + +Neither. + + +What, reduced to their simplest reciprocal form, were Bloom's thoughts +about Stephen's thoughts about Bloom and about Stephen's thoughts about +Bloom's thoughts about Stephen? + +He thought that he thought that he was a jew whereas he knew that he +knew that he knew that he was not. + + +What, the enclosures of reticence removed, were their respective +parentages? + +Bloom, only born male transubstantial heir of Rudolf Virag (subsequently +Rudolph Bloom) of Szombathely, Vienna, Budapest, Milan, London and +Dublin and of Ellen Higgins, second daughter of Julius Higgins (born +Karoly) and Fanny Higgins (born Hegarty). Stephen, eldest surviving male +consubstantial heir of Simon Dedalus of Cork and Dublin and of Mary, +daughter of Richard and Christina Goulding (born Grier). + + +Had Bloom and Stephen been baptised, and where and by whom, cleric or +layman? + +Bloom (three times), by the reverend Mr Gilmer Johnston M. A., alone, +in the protestant church of Saint Nicholas Without, Coombe, by James +O'Connor, Philip Gilligan and James Fitzpatrick, together, under a pump +in the village of Swords, and by the reverend Charles Malone C. C., in +the church of the Three Patrons, Rathgar. Stephen (once) by the reverend +Charles Malone C. C., alone, in the church of the Three Patrons, +Rathgar. + + +Did they find their educational careers similar? + +Substituting Stephen for Bloom Stoom would have passed successively +through a dame's school and the high school. Substituting Bloom for +Stephen Blephen would have passed successively through the preparatory, +junior, middle and senior grades of the intermediate and through the +matriculation, first arts, second arts and arts degree courses of the +royal university. + + +Why did Bloom refrain from stating that he had frequented the university +of life? + +Because of his fluctuating incertitude as to whether this observation +had or had not been already made by him to Stephen or by Stephen to him. + + +What two temperaments did they individually represent? + +The scientific. The artistic. + + +What proofs did Bloom adduce to prove that his tendency was towards +applied, rather than towards pure, science? + +Certain possible inventions of which he had cogitated when reclining +in a state of supine repletion to aid digestion, stimulated by his +appreciation of the importance of inventions now common but once +revolutionary, for example, the aeronautic parachute, the reflecting +telescope, the spiral corkscrew, the safety pin, the mineral water +siphon, the canal lock with winch and sluice, the suction pump. + + +Were these inventions principally intended for an improved scheme of +kindergarten? + +Yes, rendering obsolete popguns, elastic airbladders, games of hazard, +catapults. They comprised astronomical kaleidoscopes exhibiting the +twelve constellations of the zodiac from Aries to Pisces, miniature +mechanical orreries, arithmetical gelatine lozenges, geometrical +to correspond with zoological biscuits, globemap playing balls, +historically costumed dolls. + + +What also stimulated him in his cogitations? + +The financial success achieved by Ephraim Marks and Charles A. James, +the former by his 1d bazaar at 42 George's street, south, the latter +at his 6 1/2d shop and world's fancy fair and waxwork exhibition at 30 +Henry street, admission 2d, children 1d: and the infinite possibilities +hitherto unexploited of the modern art of advertisement if condensed +in triliteral monoideal symbols, vertically of maximum visibility +(divined), horizontally of maximum legibility (deciphered) and of +magnetising efficacy to arrest involuntary attention, to interest, to +convince, to decide. + + +Such as? + +K. II. Kino's 11/- Trousers. House of Keys. Alexander J. Keyes. + + +Such as not? + +Look at this long candle. Calculate when it burns out and you receive +gratis 1 pair of our special non-compo boots, guaranteed 1 candle power. +Address: Barclay and Cook, 18 Talbot street. + +Bacilikil (Insect Powder). Veribest (Boot Blacking). Uwantit (Combined +pocket twoblade penknife with corkscrew, nailfile and pipecleaner). + + +Such as never? + +What is home without Plumtree's Potted Meat? + +Incomplete. + +With it an abode of bliss. + +Manufactured by George Plumtree, 23 Merchants' quay, Dublin, put up in +4 oz pots, and inserted by Councillor Joseph P. Nannetti, M. P., Rotunda +Ward, 19 Hardwicke street, under the obituary notices and anniversaries +of deceases. The name on the label is Plumtree. A plumtree in a meatpot, +registered trade mark. Beware of imitations. Peatmot. Trumplee. Moutpat. +Plamtroo. + + +Which example did he adduce to induce Stephen to deduce that +originality, though producing its own reward, does not invariably +conduce to success? + +His own ideated and rejected project of an illuminated showcart, drawn +by a beast of burden, in which two smartly dressed girls were to be +seated engaged in writing. + + +What suggested scene was then constructed by Stephen? + +Solitary hotel in mountain pass. Autumn. Twilight. Fire lit. In dark +corner young man seated. Young woman enters. Restless. Solitary. She +sits. She goes to window. She stands. She sits. Twilight. She thinks. +On solitary hotel paper she writes. She thinks. She writes. She sighs. +Wheels and hoofs. She hurries out. He comes from his dark corner. He +seizes solitary paper. He holds it towards fire. Twilight. He reads. +Solitary. + + +What? + +In sloping, upright and backhands: Queen's Hotel, Queen's Hotel, Queen's +Hotel. Queen's Ho... + + +What suggested scene was then reconstructed by Bloom? + +The Queen's Hotel, Ennis, county Clare, where Rudolph Bloom (Rudolf +Virag) died on the evening of the 27 June 1886, at some hour unstated, +in consequence of an overdose of monkshood (aconite) selfadministered in +the form of a neuralgic liniment composed of 2 parts of aconite liniment +to I of chloroform liniment (purchased by him at 10.20 a.m. on the +morning of 27 June 1886 at the medical hall of Francis Dennehy, 17 +Church street, Ennis) after having, though not in consequence of having, +purchased at 3.15 p.m. on the afternoon of 27 June 1886 a new boater +straw hat, extra smart (after having, though not in consequence of +having, purchased at the hour and in the place aforesaid, the toxin +aforesaid), at the general drapery store of James Cullen, 4 Main street, +Ennis. + + +Did he attribute this homonymity to information or coincidence or +intuition? + +Coincidence. + + +Did he depict the scene verbally for his guest to see? + +He preferred himself to see another's face and listen to another's +words by which potential narration was realised and kinetic temperament +relieved. + + +Did he see only a second coincidence in the second scene narrated to +him, described by the narrator as _A Pisgah Sight of Palestine or The +Parable of the Plums_? + +It, with the preceding scene and with others unnarrated but existent by +implication, to which add essays on various subjects or moral apothegms +(e.g. _My Favourite Hero or Procrastination is the Thief of Time_) +composed during schoolyears, seemed to him to contain in itself and +in conjunction with the personal equation certain possibilities of +financial, social, personal and sexual success, whether specially +collected and selected as model pedagogic themes (of cent per cent +merit) for the use of preparatory and junior grade students or +contributed in printed form, following the precedent of Philip Beaufoy +or Doctor Dick or Heblon's _Studies in Blue_, to a publication of +certified circulation and solvency or employed verbally as intellectual +stimulation for sympathetic auditors, tacitly appreciative of successful +narrative and confidently augurative of successful achievement, during +the increasingly longer nights gradually following the summer solstice +on the day but three following, videlicet, Tuesday, 21 June (S. Aloysius +Gonzaga), sunrise 3.33 a.m., sunset 8.29 p.m. + + +Which domestic problem as much as, if not more than, any other +frequently engaged his mind? + +What to do with our wives. + + +What had been his hypothetical singular solutions? + +Parlour games (dominos, halma, tiddledywinks, spilikins, cup and ball, +nap, spoil five, bezique, twentyfive, beggar my neighbour, draughts, +chess or backgammon): embroidery, darning or knitting for the +policeaided clothing society: musical duets, mandoline and guitar, piano +and flute, guitar and piano: legal scrivenery or envelope addressing: +biweekly visits to variety entertainments: commercial activity as +pleasantly commanding and pleasingly obeyed mistress proprietress in +a cool dairy shop or warm cigar divan: the clandestine satisfaction of +erotic irritation in masculine brothels, state inspected and medically +controlled: social visits, at regular infrequent prevented intervals +and with regular frequent preventive superintendence, to and from female +acquaintances of recognised respectability in the vicinity: courses of +evening instruction specially designed to render liberal instruction +agreeable. + + +What instances of deficient mental development in his wife inclined him +in favour of the lastmentioned (ninth) solution? + +In disoccupied moments she had more than once covered a sheet of paper +with signs and hieroglyphics which she stated were Greek and Irish and +Hebrew characters. She had interrogated constantly at varying intervals +as to the correct method of writing the capital initial of the name of +a city in Canada, Quebec. She understood little of political +complications, internal, or balance of power, external. In calculating +the addenda of bills she frequently had recourse to digital aid. +After completion of laconic epistolary compositions she abandoned +the implement of calligraphy in the encaustic pigment, exposed to +the corrosive action of copperas, green vitriol and nutgall. Unusual +polysyllables of foreign origin she interpreted phonetically or by false +analogy or by both: metempsychosis (met him pike hoses), _alias_ (a +mendacious person mentioned in sacred scripture). + + +What compensated in the false balance of her intelligence for these and +such deficiencies of judgment regarding persons, places and things? + +The false apparent parallelism of all perpendicular arms of all +balances, proved true by construction. The counterbalance of her +proficiency of judgment regarding one person, proved true by experiment. + + +How had he attempted to remedy this state of comparative ignorance? + +Variously. By leaving in a conspicuous place a certain book open at a +certain page: by assuming in her, when alluding explanatorily, latent +knowledge: by open ridicule in her presence of some absent other's +ignorant lapse. + + +With what success had he attempted direct instruction? + +She followed not all, a part of the whole, gave attention with interest +comprehended with surprise, with care repeated, with greater difficulty +remembered, forgot with ease, with misgiving reremembered, rerepeated +with error. + + +What system had proved more effective? + +Indirect suggestion implicating selfinterest. + + +Example? + +She disliked umbrella with rain, he liked woman with umbrella, she +disliked new hat with rain, he liked woman with new hat, he bought new +hat with rain, she carried umbrella with new hat. + + +Accepting the analogy implied in his guest's parable which examples of +postexilic eminence did he adduce? + +Three seekers of the pure truth, Moses of Egypt, Moses Maimonides, +author of _More Nebukim_ (Guide of the Perplexed) and Moses Mendelssohn +of such eminence that from Moses (of Egypt) to Moses (Mendelssohn) there +arose none like Moses (Maimonides). + + +What statement was made, under correction, by Bloom concerning a fourth +seeker of pure truth, by name Aristotle, mentioned, with permission, by +Stephen? + +That the seeker mentioned had been a pupil of a rabbinical philosopher, +name uncertain. + + +Were other anapocryphal illustrious sons of the law and children of a +selected or rejected race mentioned? + +Felix Bartholdy Mendelssohn (composer), Baruch Spinoza (philosopher), +Mendoza (pugilist), Ferdinand Lassalle (reformer, duellist). + + +What fragments of verse from the ancient Hebrew and ancient Irish +languages were cited with modulations of voice and translation of texts +by guest to host and by host to guest? + +By Stephen: _suil, suil, suil arun, suil go siocair agus suil go cuin_ +(walk, walk, walk your way, walk in safety, walk with care). + + +By Bloom: _Kkifeloch, harimon rakatejch m'baad l'zamatejch_ (thy temple +amid thy hair is as a slice of pomegranate). + + +How was a glyphic comparison of the phonic symbols of both languages +made in substantiation of the oral comparison? + +By juxtaposition. On the penultimate blank page of a book of inferior +literary style, entituled _Sweets of Sin_ (produced by Bloom and so +manipulated that its front cover came in contact with the surface of +the table) with a pencil (supplied by Stephen) Stephen wrote the Irish +characters for gee, eh, dee, em, simple and modified, and Bloom in turn +wrote the Hebrew characters ghimel, aleph, daleth and (in the absence of +mem) a substituted qoph, explaining their arithmetical values as ordinal +and cardinal numbers, videlicet 3, 1, 4, and 100. + + +Was the knowledge possessed by both of each of these languages, the +extinct and the revived, theoretical or practical? + +Theoretical, being confined to certain grammatical rules of accidence +and syntax and practically excluding vocabulary. + + +What points of contact existed between these languages and between the +peoples who spoke them? + +The presence of guttural sounds, diacritic aspirations, epenthetic and +servile letters in both languages: their antiquity, both having been +taught on the plain of Shinar 242 years after the deluge in the seminary +instituted by Fenius Farsaigh, descendant of Noah, progenitor of Israel, +and ascendant of Heber and Heremon, progenitors of Ireland: their +archaeological, genealogical, hagiographical, exegetical, homiletic, +toponomastic, historical and religious literatures comprising the works +of rabbis and culdees, Torah, Talmud (Mischna and Ghemara), Massor, +Pentateuch, Book of the Dun Cow, Book of Ballymote, Garland of Howth, +Book of Kells: their dispersal, persecution, survival and revival: the +isolation of their synagogical and ecclesiastical rites in ghetto (S. +Mary's Abbey) and masshouse (Adam and Eve's tavern): the proscription +of their national costumes in penal laws and jewish dress acts: the +restoration in Chanah David of Zion and the possibility of Irish +political autonomy or devolution. + + +What anthem did Bloom chant partially in anticipation of that multiple, +ethnically irreducible consummation? + + _Kolod balejwaw pnimah + Nefesch, jehudi, homijah._ + + +Why was the chant arrested at the conclusion of this first distich? + +In consequence of defective mnemotechnic. + + +How did the chanter compensate for this deficiency? + +By a periphrastic version of the general text. + + +In what common study did their mutual reflections merge? + +The increasing simplification traceable from the Egyptian epigraphic +hieroglyphs to the Greek and Roman alphabets and the anticipation of +modern stenography and telegraphic code in the cuneiform inscriptions +(Semitic) and the virgular quinquecostate ogham writing (Celtic). Did +the guest comply with his host's request? + +Doubly, by appending his signature in Irish and Roman characters. + +What was Stephen's auditive sensation? + +He heard in a profound ancient male unfamiliar melody the accumulation +of the past. + + +What was Bloom's visual sensation? + +He saw in a quick young male familiar form the predestination of a +future. + + +What were Stephen's and Bloom's quasisimultaneous volitional +quasisensations of concealed identities? + +Visually, Stephen's: The traditional figure of hypostasis, depicted +by Johannes Damascenus, Lentulus Romanus and Epiphanius Monachus as +leucodermic, sesquipedalian with winedark hair. Auditively, Bloom's: The +traditional accent of the ecstasy of catastrophe. + + +What future careers had been possible for Bloom in the past and with +what exemplars? + +In the church, Roman, Anglican or Nonconformist: exemplars, the very +reverend John Conmee S. J., the reverend T. Salmon, D. D., provost of +Trinity college, Dr Alexander J. Dowie. At the bar, English or Irish: +exemplars, Seymour Bushe, K. C., Rufus Isaacs, K. C. On the stage modern +or Shakespearean: exemplars, Charles Wyndham, high comedian Osmond +Tearle (died 1901), exponent of Shakespeare. + + +Did the host encourage his guest to chant in a modulated voice a strange +legend on an allied theme? + +Reassuringly, their place, where none could hear them talk, being +secluded, reassured, the decocted beverages, allowing for subsolid +residual sediment of a mechanical mixture, water plus sugar plus cream +plus cocoa, having been consumed. + + +Recite the first (major) part of this chanted legend. + + _Little Harry Hughes and his schoolfellows all + Went out for to play ball. + And the very first ball little Harry Hughes played + He drove it o'er the jew's garden wall. + And the very second ball little Harry Hughes played + He broke the jew's windows all._ + + + +How did the son of Rudolph receive this first part? + + +With unmixed feeling. Smiling, a jew he heard with pleasure and saw the +unbroken kitchen window. + + +Recite the second part (minor) of the legend. + + _Then out there came the jew's daughter + And she all dressed in green. + "Come back, come back, you pretty little boy, + And play your ball again." + + "I can't come back and I won't come back + Without my schoolfellows all. + For if my master he did hear + He'd make it a sorry ball." + + She took him by the lilywhite hand + And led him along the hall + Until she led him to a room + Where none could hear him call. + + She took a penknife out of her pocket + And cut off his little head. + And now he'll play his ball no more + For he lies among the dead._ + + +How did the father of Millicent receive this second part? + +With mixed feelings. Unsmiling, he heard and saw with wonder a jew's +daughter, all dressed in green. + + +Condense Stephen's commentary. + +One of all, the least of all, is the victim predestined. Once by +inadvertence twice by design he challenges his destiny. It comes when he +is abandoned and challenges him reluctant and, as an apparition of hope +and youth, holds him unresisting. It leads him to a strange habitation, +to a secret infidel apartment, and there, implacable, immolates him, +consenting. + + +Why was the host (victim predestined) sad? + +He wished that a tale of a deed should be told of a deed not by him +should by him not be told. + + +Why was the host (reluctant, unresisting) still? + +In accordance with the law of the conservation of energy. + + +Why was the host (secret infidel) silent? + +He weighed the possible evidences for and against ritual murder: the +incitations of the hierarchy, the superstition of the populace, the +propagation of rumour in continued fraction of veridicity, the envy of +opulence, the influence of retaliation, the sporadic reappearance of +atavistic delinquency, the mitigating circumstances of fanaticism, +hypnotic suggestion and somnambulism. + + +From which (if any) of these mental or physical disorders was he not +totally immune? + +From hypnotic suggestion: once, waking, he had not recognised his +sleeping apartment: more than once, waking, he had been for an +indefinite time incapable of moving or uttering sounds. From +somnambulism: once, sleeping, his body had risen, crouched and +crawled in the direction of a heatless fire and, having attained +its destination, there, curled, unheated, in night attire had lain, +sleeping. + + +Had this latter or any cognate phenomenon declared itself in any member +of his family? + +Twice, in Holles street and in Ontario terrace, his daughter Millicent +(Milly) at the ages of 6 and 8 years had uttered in sleep an exclamation +of terror and had replied to the interrogations of two figures in night +attire with a vacant mute expression. + + +What other infantile memories had he of her? + +15 June 1889. A querulous newborn female infant crying to cause and +lessen congestion. A child renamed Padney Socks she shook with shocks +her moneybox: counted his three free moneypenny buttons, one, tloo, +tlee: a doll, a boy, a sailor she cast away: blond, born of two dark, +she had blond ancestry, remote, a violation, Herr Hauptmann Hainau, +Austrian army, proximate, a hallucination, lieutenant Mulvey, British +navy. + + +What endemic characteristics were present? + +Conversely the nasal and frontal formation was derived in a direct +line of lineage which, though interrupted, would continue at distant +intervals to more distant intervals to its most distant intervals. + + +What memories had he of her adolescence? + +She relegated her hoop and skippingrope to a recess. On the duke's lawn, +entreated by an English visitor, she declined to permit him to make and +take away her photographic image (objection not stated). On the South +Circular road in the company of Elsa Potter, followed by an individual +of sinister aspect, she went half way down Stamer street and turned +abruptly back (reason of change not stated). On the vigil of the 15th +anniversary of her birth she wrote a letter from Mullingar, county +Westmeath, making a brief allusion to a local student (faculty and year +not stated). + + +Did that first division, portending a second division, afflict him? + +Less than he had imagined, more than he had hoped. + + +What second departure was contemporaneously perceived by him similarly, +if differently? + +A temporary departure of his cat. + + +Why similarly, why differently? + +Similarly, because actuated by a secret purpose the quest of a new male + +(Mullingar student) or of a healing herb (valerian). Differently, +because of different possible returns to the inhabitants or to the +habitation. + + +In other respects were their differences similar? + +In passivity, in economy, in the instinct of tradition, in +unexpectedness. + + +As? + +Inasmuch as leaning she sustained her blond hair for him to ribbon it +for her (cf neckarching cat). Moreover, on the free surface of the lake +in Stephen's green amid inverted reflections of trees her uncommented +spit, describing concentric circles of waterrings, indicated by the +constancy of its permanence the locus of a somnolent prostrate fish (cf +mousewatching cat). + +Again, in order to remember the date, combatants, issue and consequences +of a famous military engagement she pulled a plait of her hair (cf +earwashing cat). Furthermore, silly Milly, she dreamed of having had +an unspoken unremembered conversation with a horse whose name had been +Joseph to whom (which) she had offered a tumblerful of lemonade which +it (he) had appeared to have accepted (cf hearthdreaming cat). Hence, in +passivity, in economy, in the instinct of tradition, in unexpectedness, +their differences were similar. + + +In what way had he utilised gifts (1) an owl, (2) a clock, given as +matrimonial auguries, to interest and to instruct her? + +As object lessons to explain: 1) the nature and habits of oviparous +animals, the possibility of aerial flight, certain abnormalities of +vision, the secular process of imbalsamation: 2) the principle of the +pendulum, exemplified in bob, wheelgear and regulator, the translation +in terms of human or social regulation of the various positions of +clockwise moveable indicators on an unmoving dial, the exactitude of the +recurrence per hour of an instant in each hour when the longer and the +shorter indicator were at the same angle of inclination, _videlicet_, 5 +5/11 minutes past each hour per hour in arithmetical progression. + + +In what manners did she reciprocate? + +She remembered: on the 27th anniversary of his birth she presented to +him a breakfast moustachecup of imitation Crown Derby porcelain ware. +She provided: at quarter day or thereabouts if or when purchases +had been made by him not for her she showed herself attentive to his +necessities, anticipating his desires. She admired: a natural phenomenon +having been explained by him to her she expressed the immediate desire +to possess without gradual acquisition a fraction of his science, the +moiety, the quarter, a thousandth part. + + +What proposal did Bloom, diambulist, father of Milly, somnambulist, make +to Stephen, noctambulist? + +To pass in repose the hours intervening between Thursday (proper) and +Friday (normal) on an extemporised cubicle in the apartment immediately +above the kitchen and immediately adjacent to the sleeping apartment of +his host and hostess. + + +What various advantages would or might have resulted from a prolongation +of such an extemporisation? + +For the guest: security of domicile and seclusion of study. For the +host: rejuvenation of intelligence, vicarious satisfaction. For the +hostess: disintegration of obsession, acquisition of correct Italian +pronunciation. + + +Why might these several provisional contingencies between a guest and +a hostess not necessarily preclude or be precluded by a permanent +eventuality of reconciliatory union between a schoolfellow and a jew's +daughter? + +Because the way to daughter led through mother, the way to mother +through daughter. + + +To what inconsequent polysyllabic question of his host did the guest +return a monosyllabic negative answer? + +If he had known the late Mrs Emily Sinico, accidentally killed at Sydney +Parade railway station, 14 October 1903. + + +What inchoate corollary statement was consequently suppressed by the +host? + +A statement explanatory of his absence on the occasion of the interment +of Mrs Mary Dedalus (born Goulding), 26 June 1903, vigil of the +anniversary of the decease of Rudolph Bloom (born Virag). + + +Was the proposal of asylum accepted? + +Promptly, inexplicably, with amicability, gratefully it was declined. +What exchange of money took place between host and guest? + +The former returned to the latter, without interest, a sum of money +(1-7-0), one pound seven shillings sterling, advanced by the latter to +the former. + + +What counterproposals were alternately advanced, accepted, modified, +declined, restated in other terms, reaccepted, ratified, reconfirmed? + +To inaugurate a prearranged course of Italian instruction, place +the residence of the instructed. To inaugurate a course of vocal +instruction, place the residence of the instructress. To inaugurate +a series of static semistatic and peripatetic intellectual dialogues, +places the residence of both speakers (if both speakers were resident in +the same place), the Ship hotel and tavern, 6 Lower Abbey street (W. and +E. Connery, proprietors), the National Library of Ireland, 10 Kildare +street, the National Maternity Hospital, 29, 30 and 31 Holles street, a +public garden, the vicinity of a place of worship, a conjunction of two +or more public thoroughfares, the point of bisection of a right line +drawn between their residences (if both speakers were resident in +different places). + + +What rendered problematic for Bloom the realisation of these mutually +selfexcluding propositions? + +The irreparability of the past: once at a performance of Albert +Hengler's circus in the Rotunda, Rutland square, Dublin, an intuitive +particoloured clown in quest of paternity had penetrated from the ring +to a place in the auditorium where Bloom, solitary, was seated and had +publicly declared to an exhilarated audience that he (Bloom) was his +(the clown's) papa. The imprevidibility of the future: once in the +summer of 1898 he (Bloom) had marked a florin (2/-) with three notches +on the milled edge and tendered it m payment of an account due to and +received by J. and T. Davy, family grocers, 1 Charlemont Mall, Grand +Canal, for circulation on the waters of civic finance, for possible, +circuitous or direct, return. + + +Was the clown Bloom's son? + +No. + + +Had Bloom's coin returned? + +Never. + + +Why would a recurrent frustration the more depress him? + +Because at the critical turningpoint of human existence he desired to +amend many social conditions, the product of inequality and avarice and +international animosity. He believed then that human life was infinitely +perfectible, eliminating these conditions? + +There remained the generic conditions imposed by natural, as distinct +from human law, as integral parts of the human whole: the necessity of +destruction to procure alimentary sustenance: the painful character of +the ultimate functions of separate existence, the agonies of birth and +death: the monotonous menstruation of simian and (particularly) human +females extending from the age of puberty to the menopause: inevitable +accidents at sea, in mines and factories: certain very painful maladies +and their resultant surgical operations, innate lunacy and congenital +criminality, decimating epidemics: catastrophic cataclysms which make +terror the basis of human mentality: seismic upheavals the epicentres +of which are located in densely populated regions: the fact of vital +growth, through convulsions of metamorphosis, from infancy through +maturity to decay. + + +Why did he desist from speculation? + +Because it was a task for a superior intelligence to substitute other +more acceptable phenomena in the place of the less acceptable phenomena +to be removed. + + +Did Stephen participate in his dejection? + +He affirmed his significance as a conscious rational animal proceeding +syllogistically from the known to the unknown and a conscious rational +reagent between a micro and a macrocosm ineluctably constructed upon the +incertitude of the void. + + +Was this affirmation apprehended by Bloom? + +Not verbally. Substantially. + + +What comforted his misapprehension? + +That as a competent keyless citizen he had proceeded energetically from +the unknown to the known through the incertitude of the void. + + +In what order of precedence, with what attendant ceremony was the exodus +from the house of bondage to the wilderness of inhabitation effected? + +Lighted Candle in Stick borne by + +BLOOM + +Diaconal Hat on Ashplant borne by + +STEPHEN: + + +With what intonation secreto of what commemorative psalm? + +The 113th, _modus peregrinus: In exitu Israel de Egypto: domus Jacob de +populo barbaro_. + + +What did each do at the door of egress? + +Bloom set the candlestick on the floor. Stephen put the hat on his head. + + +For what creature was the door of egress a door of ingress? + +For a cat. + + +What spectacle confronted them when they, first the host, then the +guest, emerged silently, doubly dark, from obscurity by a passage from +the rere of the house into the penumbra of the garden? + +The heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit. + + +With what meditations did Bloom accompany his demonstration to his +companion of various constellations? + +Meditations of evolution increasingly vaster: of the moon invisible in +incipient lunation, approaching perigee: of the infinite lattiginous +scintillating uncondensed milky way, discernible by daylight by an +observer placed at the lower end of a cylindrical vertical shaft 5000 +ft deep sunk from the surface towards the centre of the earth: of Sirius +(alpha in Canis Maior) 10 lightyears (57,000,000,000,000 miles) distant +and in volume 900 times the dimension of our planet: of Arcturus: of the +precession of equinoxes: of Orion with belt and sextuple sun theta and +nebula in which 100 of our solar systems could be contained: of moribund +and of nascent new stars such as Nova in 1901: of our system plunging +towards the constellation of Hercules: of the parallax or parallactic +drift of socalled fixed stars, in reality evermoving wanderers from +immeasurably remote eons to infinitely remote futures in comparison with +which the years, threescore and ten, of allotted human life formed a +parenthesis of infinitesimal brevity. + + +Were there obverse meditations of involution increasingly less vast? + +Of the eons of geological periods recorded in the stratifications of the +earth: of the myriad minute entomological organic existences concealed +in cavities of the earth, beneath removable stones, in hives and mounds, +of microbes, germs, bacteria, bacilli, spermatozoa: of the incalculable +trillions of billions of millions of imperceptible molecules contained +by cohesion of molecular affinity in a single pinhead: of the universe +of human serum constellated with red and white bodies, themselves +universes of void space constellated with other bodies, each, in +continuity, its universe of divisible component bodies of which each was +again divisible in divisions of redivisible component bodies, dividends +and divisors ever diminishing without actual division till, if the +progress were carried far enough, nought nowhere was never reached. + + +Why did he not elaborate these calculations to a more precise result? + +Because some years previously in 1886 when occupied with the problem +of the quadrature of the circle he had learned of the existence of a +number computed to a relative degree of accuracy to be of such magnitude +and of so many places, e.g., the 9th power of the 9th power of 9, that, +the result having been obtained, 33 closely printed volumes of 1000 +pages each of innumerable quires and reams of India paper would have to +be requisitioned in order to contain the complete tale of its printed +integers of units, tens, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, +hundreds of thousands, millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions, +billions, the nucleus of the nebula of every digit of every series +containing succinctly the potentiality of being raised to the utmost +kinetic elaboration of any power of any of its powers. + + +Did he find the problems of the inhabitability of the planets and their +satellites by a race, given in species, and of the possible social and +moral redemption of said race by a redeemer, easier of solution? + +Of a different order of difficulty. Conscious that the human organism, +normally capable of sustaining an atmospheric pressure of 19 tons, +when elevated to a considerable altitude in the terrestrial atmosphere +suffered with arithmetical progression of intensity, according as +the line of demarcation between troposphere and stratosphere was +approximated from nasal hemorrhage, impeded respiration and vertigo, +when proposing this problem for solution, he had conjectured as a +working hypothesis which could not be proved impossible that a more +adaptable and differently anatomically constructed race of beings might +subsist otherwise under Martian, Mercurial, Veneral, Jovian, Saturnian, +Neptunian or Uranian sufficient and equivalent conditions, though +an apogean humanity of beings created in varying forms with finite +differences resulting similar to the whole and to one another would +probably there as here remain inalterably and inalienably attached to +vanities, to vanities of vanities and to all that is vanity. + + And the problem of possible redemption? + The minor was proved by the major. + + +Which various features of the constellations were in turn considered? + +The various colours significant of various degrees of vitality (white, +yellow, crimson, vermilion, cinnabar): their degrees of brilliancy: +their magnitudes revealed up to and including the 7th: their positions: +the waggoner's star: Walsingham way: the chariot of David: the annular +cinctures of Saturn: the condensation of spiral nebulae into suns: the +interdependent gyrations of double suns: the independent synchronous +discoveries of Galileo, Simon Marius, Piazzi, Le Verrier, Herschel, +Galle: the systematisations attempted by Bode and Kepler of cubes +of distances and squares of times of revolution: the almost infinite +compressibility of hirsute comets and their vast elliptical egressive +and reentrant orbits from perihelion to aphelion: the sidereal origin of +meteoric stones: the Libyan floods on Mars about the period of the birth +of the younger astroscopist: the annual recurrence of meteoric showers +about the period of the feast of S. Lawrence (martyr, lo August): the +monthly recurrence known as the new moon with the old moon in her arms: +the posited influence of celestial on human bodies: the appearance of a +star (1st magnitude) of exceeding brilliancy dominating by night and +day (a new luminous sun generated by the collision and amalgamation in +incandescence of two nonluminous exsuns) about the period of the +birth of William Shakespeare over delta in the recumbent neversetting +constellation of Cassiopeia and of a star (2nd magnitude) of similar +origin but of lesser brilliancy which had appeared in and disappeared +from the constellation of the Corona Septentrionalis about the period +of the birth of Leopold Bloom and of other stars of (presumably) similar +origin which had (effectively or presumably) appeared in and disappeared +from the constellation of Andromeda about the period of the birth of +Stephen Dedalus, and in and from the constellation of Auriga some years +after the birth and death of Rudolph Bloom, junior, and in and from +other constellations some years before or after the birth or death of +other persons: the attendant phenomena of eclipses, solar and lunar, +from immersion to emersion, abatement of wind, transit of shadow, +taciturnity of winged creatures, emergence of nocturnal or crepuscular +animals, persistence of infernal light, obscurity of terrestrial waters, +pallor of human beings. + + +His (Bloom's) logical conclusion, having weighed the matter and allowing +for possible error? + +That it was not a heaventree, not a heavengrot, not a heavenbeast, not +a heavenman. That it was a Utopia, there being no known method from +the known to the unknown: an infinity renderable equally finite by the +suppositious apposition of one or more bodies equally of the same and of +different magnitudes: a mobility of illusory forms immobilised in space, +remobilised in air: a past which possibly had ceased to exist as a +present before its probable spectators had entered actual present +existence. + + +Was he more convinced of the esthetic value of the spectacle? + +Indubitably in consequence of the reiterated examples of poets in the +delirium of the frenzy of attachment or in the abasement of rejection +invoking ardent sympathetic constellations or the frigidity of the +satellite of their planet. + + +Did he then accept as an article of belief the theory of astrological +influences upon sublunary disasters? + +It seemed to him as possible of proof as of confutation and the +nomenclature employed in its selenographical charts as attributable to +verifiable intuition as to fallacious analogy: the lake of dreams, the +sea of rains, the gulf of dews, the ocean of fecundity. + + +What special affinities appeared to him to exist between the moon and +woman? + +Her antiquity in preceding and surviving successive tellurian +generations: her nocturnal predominance: her satellitic dependence: +her luminary reflection: her constancy under all her phases, rising +and setting by her appointed times, waxing and waning: the forced +invariability of her aspect: her indeterminate response to inaffirmative +interrogation: her potency over effluent and refluent waters: her power +to enamour, to mortify, to invest with beauty, to render insane, to +incite to and aid delinquency: the tranquil inscrutability of her +visage: the terribility of her isolated dominant implacable resplendent +propinquity: her omens of tempest and of calm: the stimulation of her +light, her motion and her presence: the admonition of her craters, her +arid seas, her silence: her splendour, when visible: her attraction, +when invisible. + + +What visible luminous sign attracted Bloom's, who attracted Stephen's, +gaze? + +In the second storey (rere) of his (Bloom's) house the light of a +paraffin oil lamp with oblique shade projected on a screen of roller +blind supplied by Frank O'Hara, window blind, curtain pole and revolving +shutter manufacturer, 16 Aungier street. + + +How did he elucidate the mystery of an invisible attractive person, his +wife Marion (Molly) Bloom, denoted by a visible splendid sign, a lamp? + +With indirect and direct verbal allusions or affirmations: with subdued +affection and admiration: with description: with impediment: with +suggestion. + + +Both then were silent? + +Silent, each contemplating the other in both mirrors of the reciprocal +flesh of theirhisnothis fellowfaces. + + +Were they indefinitely inactive? + +At Stephen's suggestion, at Bloom's instigation both, first Stephen, +then Bloom, in penumbra urinated, their sides contiguous, their organs +of micturition reciprocally rendered invisible by manual circumposition, +their gazes, first Bloom's, then Stephen's, elevated to the projected +luminous and semiluminous shadow. + + +Similarly? + +The trajectories of their, first sequent, then simultaneous, urinations +were dissimilar: Bloom's longer, less irruent, in the incomplete form of +the bifurcated penultimate alphabetical letter, who in his ultimate +year at High School (1880) had been capable of attaining the point +of greatest altitude against the whole concurrent strength of the +institution, 210 scholars: Stephen's higher, more sibilant, who in the +ultimate hours of the previous day had augmented by diuretic consumption +an insistent vesical pressure. + + +What different problems presented themselves to each concerning the +invisible audible collateral organ of the other? + +To Bloom: the problems of irritability, tumescence, rigidity, +reactivity, dimension, sanitariness, pilosity. + +To Stephen: the problem of the sacerdotal integrity of Jesus circumcised +(I January, holiday of obligation to hear mass and abstain from +unnecessary servile work) and the problem as to whether the divine +prepuce, the carnal bridal ring of the holy Roman catholic apostolic +church, conserved in Calcata, were deserving of simple hyperduly or of +the fourth degree of latria accorded to the abscission of such divine +excrescences as hair and toenails. + + +What celestial sign was by both simultaneously observed? + +A star precipitated with great apparent velocity across the firmament +from Vega in the Lyre above the zenith beyond the stargroup of the Tress +of Berenice towards the zodiacal sign of Leo. + + +How did the centripetal remainer afford egress to the centrifugal +departer? + +By inserting the barrel of an arruginated male key in the hole of an +unstable female lock, obtaining a purchase on the bow of the key and +turning its wards from right to left, withdrawing a bolt from its +staple, pulling inward spasmodically an obsolescent unhinged door and +revealing an aperture for free egress and free ingress. + + +How did they take leave, one of the other, in separation? + +Standing perpendicular at the same door and on different sides of its +base, the lines of their valedictory arms, meeting at any point and +forming any angle less than the sum of two right angles. + + +What sound accompanied the union of their tangent, the disunion of their +(respectively) centrifugal and centripetal hands? + +The sound of the peal of the hour of the night by the chime of the bells +in the church of Saint George. + + +What echoes of that sound were by both and each heard? + +By Stephen: + +_Liliata rutilantium. Turma circumdet. Iubilantium te virginum. Chorus +excipiat._ + +By Bloom: + + _Heigho, heigho, + Heigho, heigho._ + + +Where were the several members of the company which with Bloom that day +at the bidding of that peal had travelled from Sandymount in the south +to Glasnevin in the north? + +Martin Cunningham (in bed), Jack Power (in bed), Simon Dedalus (in bed), +Ned Lambert (in bed), Tom Kernan (in bed), Joe Hynes (in bed), John +Henry Menton (in bed), Bernard Corrigan (in bed), Patsy Dignam (in bed), +Paddy Dignam (in the grave). + + +Alone, what did Bloom hear? + +The double reverberation of retreating feet on the heavenborn earth, the +double vibration of a jew's harp in the resonant lane. + + +Alone, what did Bloom feel? + +The cold of interstellar space, thousands of degrees below freezing +point or the absolute zero of Fahrenheit, Centigrade or Reaumur: the +incipient intimations of proximate dawn. + + +Of what did bellchime and handtouch and footstep and lonechill remind +him? + +Of companions now in various manners in different places defunct: Percy +Apjohn (killed in action, Modder River), Philip Gilligan (phthisis, +Jervis Street hospital), Matthew F. Kane (accidental drowning, Dublin +Bay), Philip Moisel (pyemia, Heytesbury street), Michael Hart (phthisis, +Mater Misericordiae hospital), Patrick Dignam (apoplexy, Sandymount). + + +What prospect of what phenomena inclined him to remain? + +The disparition of three final stars, the diffusion of daybreak, the +apparition of a new solar disk. + + +Had he ever been a spectator of those phenomena? + +Once, in 1887, after a protracted performance of charades in the house +of Luke Doyle, Kimmage, he had awaited with patience the apparition +of the diurnal phenomenon, seated on a wall, his gaze turned in the +direction of Mizrach, the east. + + +He remembered the initial paraphenomena? + +More active air, a matutinal distant cock, ecclesiastical clocks at +various points, avine music, the isolated tread of an early wayfarer, +the visible diffusion of the light of an invisible luminous body, the +first golden limb of the resurgent sun perceptible low on the horizon. + + +Did he remain? + +With deep inspiration he returned, retraversing the garden, reentering +the passage, reclosing the door. With brief suspiration he reassumed the +candle, reascended the stairs, reapproached the door of the front room, +hallfloor, and reentered. + + +What suddenly arrested his ingress? + +The right temporal lobe of the hollow sphere of his cranium came into +contact with a solid timber angle where, an infinitesimal but sensible +fraction of a second later, a painful sensation was located in +consequence of antecedent sensations transmitted and registered. + + +Describe the alterations effected in the disposition of the articles of +furniture. + +A sofa upholstered in prune plush had been translocated from opposite +the door to the ingleside near the compactly furled Union Jack (an +alteration which he had frequently intended to execute): the blue and +white checker inlaid majolicatopped table had been placed opposite the +door in the place vacated by the prune plush sofa: the walnut sideboard +(a projecting angle of which had momentarily arrested his ingress) had +been moved from its position beside the door to a more advantageous but +more perilous position in front of the door: two chairs had been moved +from right and left of the ingleside to the position originally occupied +by the blue and white checker inlaid majolicatopped table. + + +Describe them. + +One: a squat stuffed easychair, with stout arms extended and back +slanted to the rere, which, repelled in recoil, had then upturned an +irregular fringe of a rectangular rug and now displayed on its amply +upholstered seat a centralised diffusing and diminishing discolouration. +The other: a slender splayfoot chair of glossy cane curves, placed +directly opposite the former, its frame from top to seat and from seat +to base being varnished dark brown, its seat being a bright circle of +white plaited rush. + + +What significances attached to these two chairs? + +Significances of similitude, of posture, of symbolism, of circumstantial +evidence, of testimonial supermanence. + + +What occupied the position originally occupied by the sideboard? + +A vertical piano (Cadby) with exposed keyboard, its closed coffin +supporting a pair of long yellow ladies' gloves and an emerald ashtray +containing four consumed matches, a partly consumed cigarette and two +discoloured ends of cigarettes, its musicrest supporting the music in +the key of G natural for voice and piano of _Love's Old Sweet Song_ +(words by G. Clifton Bingham, composed by J. L. Molloy, sung by Madam +Antoinette Sterling) open at the last page with the final indications +_ad libitum, forte_, pedal, _animato_, sustained pedal, _ritirando_, +close. + + +With what sensations did Bloom contemplate in rotation these objects? + +With strain, elevating a candlestick: with pain, feeling on his right +temple a contused tumescence: with attention, focussing his gaze on +a large dull passive and a slender bright active: with solicitation, +bending and downturning the upturned rugfringe: with amusement, +remembering Dr Malachi Mulligan's scheme of colour containing the +gradation of green: with pleasure, repeating the words and antecedent +act and perceiving through various channels of internal sensibility +the consequent and concomitant tepid pleasant diffusion of gradual +discolouration. + + +His next proceeding? + +From an open box on the majolicatopped table he extracted a black +diminutive cone, one inch in height, placed it on its circular base on +a small tin plate, placed his candlestick on the right corner of the +mantelpiece, produced from his waistcoat a folded page of prospectus +(illustrated) entitled Agendath Netaim, unfolded the same, examined +it superficially, rolled it into a thin cylinder, ignited it in the +candleflame, applied it when ignited to the apex of the cone till the +latter reached the stage of rutilance, placed the cylinder in the basin +of the candlestick disposing its unconsumed part in such a manner as to +facilitate total combustion. + + +What followed this operation? + +The truncated conical crater summit of the diminutive volcano emitted a +vertical and serpentine fume redolent of aromatic oriental incense. + + +What homothetic objects, other than the candlestick, stood on the +mantelpiece? + +A timepiece of striated Connemara marble, stopped at the hour of 4.46 +a.m. on the 21 March 1896, matrimonial gift of Matthew Dillon: a dwarf +tree of glacial arborescence under a transparent bellshade, matrimonial +gift of Luke and Caroline Doyle: an embalmed owl, matrimonial gift of +Alderman John Hooper. + + +What interchanges of looks took place between these three objects and +Bloom? + +In the mirror of the giltbordered pierglass the undecorated back of the +dwarf tree regarded the upright back of the embalmed owl. Before +the mirror the matrimonial gift of Alderman John Hooper with a clear +melancholy wise bright motionless compassionate gaze regarded Bloom +while Bloom with obscure tranquil profound motionless compassionated +gaze regarded the matrimonial gift of Luke and Caroline Doyle. + + +What composite asymmetrical image in the mirror then attracted his +attention? + +The image of a solitary (ipsorelative) mutable (aliorelative) man. + + +Why solitary (ipsorelative)? + +_Brothers and sisters had he none. Yet that man's father was his +grandfather's son._ + + +Why mutable (aliorelative)? + +From infancy to maturity he had resembled his maternal procreatrix. +From maturity to senility he would increasingly resemble his paternal +procreator. + + +What final visual impression was communicated to him by the mirror? + +The optical reflection of several inverted volumes improperly arranged +and not in the order of their common letters with scintillating titles +on the two bookshelves opposite. + + +Catalogue these books. + +_Thom's Dublin Post Office Directory, 1886_. Denis Florence M'Carthy's +_Poetical Works_ (copper beechleaf bookmark at p. 5). Shakespeare's +_Works_ (dark crimson morocco, goldtooled). + +_The Useful Ready Reckoner_ (brown cloth). + +_The Secret History of the Court of Charles II_ (red cloth, tooled +binding). _The Child's Guide_ (blue cloth). + +_The Beauties of Killarney_ (wrappers). + +_When We Were Boys_ by William O'Brien M. P. (green cloth, slightly +faded, envelope bookmark at p. 217). + +_Thoughts from Spinoza_ (maroon leather). + +_The Story of the Heavens_ by Sir Robert Ball (blue cloth). Ellis's +_Three Trips to Madagascar_ (brown cloth, title obliterated). + +_The Stark-Munro Letters_ by A. Conan Doyle, property of the City of +Dublin Public Library, 106 Capel street, lent 21 May (Whitsun Eve) 1904, +due 4 June 1904, 13 days overdue (black cloth binding, bearing white +letternumber ticket). + +_Voyages in China_ by "Viator" (recovered with brown paper, red ink +title). + +_Philosophy of the Talmud_ (sewn pamphlet). Lockhart's _Life of +Napoleon_ (cover wanting, marginal annotations, minimising victories, +aggrandising defeats of the protagonist). + +_Soll und Haben_ by Gustav Freytag (black boards, Gothic characters, +cigarette coupon bookmark at p. 24). Hozier's _History of the +Russo-Turkish War_ (brown cloth, a volumes, with gummed label, Garrison +Library, Governor's Parade, Gibraltar, on verso of cover). + +_Laurence Bloomfield in Ireland_ by William Allingham (second edition, +green cloth, gilt trefoil design, previous owner's name on recto of +flyleaf erased). + +_A Handbook of Astronomy_ (cover, brown leather, detached, S plates, +antique letterpress long primer, author's footnotes nonpareil, marginal +clues brevier, captions small pica). + +_The Hidden Life of Christ_ (black boards). + +_In the Track of the Sun_ (yellow cloth, titlepage missing, recurrent +title intestation). + +_Physical Strength and How to Obtain It_ by Eugen Sandow (red cloth). + +_Short but yet Plain Elements of Geometry_ written in French by F. +Ignat. Pardies and rendered into English by John Harris D. D. London, +printed for R. Knaplock at the Bifhop's Head, MDCCXI, with dedicatory +epiftle to his worthy friend Charles Cox, efquire, Member of Parliament +for the burgh of Southwark and having ink calligraphed statement on the +flyleaf certifying that the book was the property of Michael Gallagher, +dated this 10th day of May 1822 and requefting the perfon who should +find it, if the book should be loft or go aftray, to reftore it to +Michael Gallagher, carpenter, Dufery Gate, Ennifcorthy, county Wicklow, +the fineft place in the world. + + +What reflections occupied his mind during the process of reversion of +the inverted volumes? + +The necessity of order, a place for everything and everything in its +place: the deficient appreciation of literature possessed by females: +the incongruity of an apple incuneated in a tumbler and of an umbrella +inclined in a closestool: the insecurity of hiding any secret document +behind, beneath or between the pages of a book. + + +Which volume was the largest in bulk? + +Hozier's _History of the Russo-Turkish war._ + + +What among other data did the second volume of the work in question +contain? + +The name of a decisive battle (forgotten), frequently remembered by a +decisive officer, major Brian Cooper Tweedy (remembered). + + +Why, firstly and secondly, did he not consult the work in question? + +Firstly, in order to exercise mnemotechnic: secondly, because after an +interval of amnesia, when, seated at the central table, about to consult +the work in question, he remembered by mnemotechnic the name of the +military engagement, Plevna. + + +What caused him consolation in his sitting posture? + +The candour, nudity, pose, tranquility, youth, grace, sex, counsel of a +statue erect in the centre of the table, an image of Narcissus purchased +by auction from P. A. Wren, 9 Bachelor's Walk. + + +What caused him irritation in his sitting posture? Inhibitory pressure +of collar (size 17) and waistcoat (5 buttons), two articles of clothing +superfluous in the costume of mature males and inelastic to alterations +of mass by expansion. + + +How was the irritation allayed? + +He removed his collar, with contained black necktie and collapsible +stud, from his neck to a position on the left of the table. He +unbuttoned successively in reversed direction waistcoat, trousers, shirt +and vest along the medial line of irregular incrispated black hairs +extending in triangular convergence from the pelvic basin over the +circumference of the abdomen and umbilicular fossicle along the medial +line of nodes to the intersection of the sixth pectoral vertebrae, +thence produced both ways at right angles and terminating in circles +described about two equidistant points, right and left, on the summits +of the mammary prominences. He unbraced successively each of six minus +one braced trouser buttons, arranged in pairs, of which one incomplete. + + +What involuntary actions followed? + +He compressed between 2 fingers the flesh circumjacent to a cicatrice in +the left infracostal region below the diaphragm resulting from a sting +inflicted 2 weeks and 3 days previously (23 May 1904) by a bee. +He scratched imprecisely with his right hand, though insensible of +prurition, various points and surfaces of his partly exposed, wholly +abluted skin. He inserted his left hand into the left lower pocket of +his waistcoat and extracted and replaced a silver coin (I shilling), +placed there (presumably) on the occasion (17 October 1903) of the +interment of Mrs Emily Sinico, Sydney Parade. + + +Compile the budget for 16 June 1904. DEBIT + + 1 Pork Kidney + 1 Copy FREEMAN'S JOURNAL + 1 Bath And Gratification + Tramfare + 1 In Memoriam Patrick Dignam + 2 Banbury cakes + 1 Lunch + 1 Renewal fee for book + 1 Packet Notepaper and Envelopes + 1 Dinner and Gratification + 1 Postal Order and Stamp + Tramfare + 1 Pig's Foot + 1 Sheep's Trotter + 1 Cake Fry's Plain Chocolate + 1 Square Soda Bread + 1 Coffee and Bun + Loan (Stephen Dedalus) refunded + BALANCE + + + L. s. d. + 0--0--3 + 0--0--1 + 0--1--6 + 0--0--1 + 0--5--0 + 0--0--1 + 0--0--7 + 0--1--0 + 0--0--2 + 0--2--0 + 0--2--8 + 0--0--1 + 0--0--4 + 0--0--3 + 0--0--1 + 0--0--4 + 0--0--4 + 1--7--0 + 0-17--5 + 2-19--3 + CREDIT + + Cash in hand + Commission recd. _Freeman's Journal_ + Loan (Stephen Dedalus) + + + + + + L. s. d. + 0--4--9 + 1--7--6 + 1--7--0 + + + + + + 2-19--3 + + + + +Did the process of divestiture continue? + +Sensible of a benignant persistent ache in his footsoles he extended +his foot to one side and observed the creases, protuberances and salient +points caused by foot pressure in the course of walking repeatedly in +several different directions, then, inclined, he disnoded the laceknots, +unhooked and loosened the laces, took off each of his two boots for the +second time, detached the partially moistened right sock through the +fore part of which the nail of his great toe had again effracted, raised +his right foot and, having unhooked a purple elastic sock suspender, +took off his right sock, placed his unclothed right foot on the margin +of the seat of his chair, picked at and gently lacerated the protruding +part of the great toenail, raised the part lacerated to his nostrils and +inhaled the odour of the quick, then, with satisfaction, threw away the +lacerated ungual fragment. + + +Why with satisfaction? + +Because the odour inhaled corresponded to other odours inhaled of other +ungual fragments, picked and lacerated by Master Bloom, pupil of Mrs +Ellis's juvenile school, patiently each night in the act of brief +genuflection and nocturnal prayer and ambitious meditation. + + +In what ultimate ambition had all concurrent and consecutive ambitions +now coalesced? + +Not to inherit by right of primogeniture, gavelkind or borough English, +or possess in perpetuity an extensive demesne of a sufficient number of +acres, roods and perches, statute land measure (valuation 42 pounds), of +grazing turbary surrounding a baronial hall with gatelodge and carriage +drive nor, on the other hand, a terracehouse or semidetached villa, +described as _Rus in Urbe_ or _Qui si sana_, but to purchase by private +treaty in fee simple a thatched bungalowshaped 2 storey dwellinghouse of +southerly aspect, surmounted by vane and lightning conductor, connected +with the earth, with porch covered by parasitic plants (ivy or Virginia +creeper), halldoor, olive green, with smart carriage finish and neat +doorbrasses, stucco front with gilt tracery at eaves and gable, rising, +if possible, upon a gentle eminence with agreeable prospect from balcony +with stone pillar parapet over unoccupied and unoccupyable interjacent +pastures and standing in 5 or 6 acres of its own ground, at such +a distance from the nearest public thoroughfare as to render its +houselights visible at night above and through a quickset hornbeam hedge +of topiary cutting, situate at a given point not less than 1 statute +mile from the periphery of the metropolis, within a time limit of not +more than 15 minutes from tram or train line (e.g., Dundrum, south, or +Sutton, north, both localities equally reported by trial to resemble the +terrestrial poles in being favourable climates for phthisical subjects), +the premises to be held under feefarm grant, lease 999 years, the +messuage to consist of 1 drawingroom with baywindow (2 lancets), +thermometer affixed, 1 sittingroom, 4 bedrooms, 2 servants' rooms, tiled +kitchen with close range and scullery, lounge hall fitted with linen +wallpresses, fumed oak sectional bookcase containing the Encyclopaedia +Britannica and New Century Dictionary, transverse obsolete medieval and +oriental weapons, dinner gong, alabaster lamp, bowl pendant, vulcanite +automatic telephone receiver with adjacent directory, handtufted +Axminster carpet with cream ground and trellis border, loo table with +pillar and claw legs, hearth with massive firebrasses and ormolu mantel +chronometer clock, guaranteed timekeeper with cathedral chime, barometer +with hygrographic chart, comfortable lounge settees and corner fitments, +upholstered in ruby plush with good springing and sunk centre, three +banner Japanese screen and cuspidors (club style, rich winecoloured +leather, gloss renewable with a minimum of labour by use of linseed +oil and vinegar) and pyramidically prismatic central chandelier lustre, +bentwood perch with fingertame parrot (expurgated language), embossed +mural paper at 10/- per dozen with transverse swags of carmine floral +design and top crown frieze, staircase, three continuous flights at +successive right angles, of varnished cleargrained oak, treads and +risers, newel, balusters and handrail, with steppedup panel dado, +dressed with camphorated wax: bathroom, hot and cold supply, reclining +and shower: water closet on mezzanine provided with opaque singlepane +oblong window, tipup seat, bracket lamp, brass tierod and brace, +armrests, footstool and artistic oleograph on inner face of door: +ditto, plain: servants' apartments with separate sanitary and hygienic +necessaries for cook, general and betweenmaid (salary, rising by +biennial unearned increments of 2 pounds, with comprehensive fidelity +insurance, annual bonus (1 pound) and retiring allowance (based on +the 65 system) after 30 years' service), pantry, buttery, larder, +refrigerator, outoffices, coal and wood cellarage with winebin (still +and sparkling vintages) for distinguished guests, if entertained to +dinner (evening dress), carbon monoxide gas supply throughout. + + +What additional attractions might the grounds contain? + +As addenda, a tennis and fives court, a shrubbery, a glass summerhouse +with tropical palms, equipped in the best botanical manner, a rockery +with waterspray, a beehive arranged on humane principles, oval +flowerbeds in rectangular grassplots set with eccentric ellipses of +scarlet and chrome tulips, blue scillas, crocuses, polyanthus, sweet +William, sweet pea, lily of the valley (bulbs obtainable from sir James +W. Mackey (Limited) wholesale and retail seed and bulb merchants and +nurserymen, agents for chemical manures, 23 Sackville street, upper), an +orchard, kitchen garden and vinery protected against illegal trespassers +by glasstopped mural enclosures, a lumbershed with padlock for various +inventoried implements. + + +As? + +Eeltraps, lobsterpots, fishingrods, hatchet, steelyard, grindstone, +clodcrusher, swatheturner, carriagesack, telescope ladder, 10 tooth +rake, washing clogs, haytedder, tumbling rake, billhook, paintpot, +brush, hoe and so on. + +What improvements might be subsequently introduced? + +A rabbitry and fowlrun, a dovecote, a botanical conservatory, 2 hammocks +(lady's and gentleman's), a sundial shaded and sheltered by laburnum +or lilac trees, an exotically harmonically accorded Japanese tinkle +gatebell affixed to left lateral gatepost, a capacious waterbutt, +a lawnmower with side delivery and grassbox, a lawnsprinkler with +hydraulic hose. + + +What facilities of transit were desirable? + +When citybound frequent connection by train or tram from their +respective intermediate station or terminal. When countrybound +velocipedes, a chainless freewheel roadster cycle with side basketcar +attached, or draught conveyance, a donkey with wicker trap or smart +phaeton with good working solidungular cob (roan gelding, 14 h). + + +What might be the name of this erigible or erected residence? + +Bloom Cottage. Saint Leopold's. Flowerville. + + +Could Bloom of 7 Eccles street foresee Bloom of Flowerville? + +In loose allwool garments with Harris tweed cap, price 8/6, and useful +garden boots with elastic gussets and wateringcan, planting aligned +young firtrees, syringing, pruning, staking, sowing hayseed, trundling a +weedladen wheelbarrow without excessive fatigue at sunset amid the scent +of newmown hay, ameliorating the soil, multiplying wisdom, achieving +longevity. + + +What syllabus of intellectual pursuits was simultaneously possible? + +Snapshot photography, comparative study of religions, folklore relative +to various amatory and superstitious practices, contemplation of the +celestial constellations. + + +What lighter recreations? + +Outdoor: garden and fieldwork, cycling on level macadamised causeways +ascents of moderately high hills, natation in secluded fresh water and +unmolested river boating in secure wherry or light curricle with kedge +anchor on reaches free from weirs and rapids (period of estivation), +vespertinal perambulation or equestrian circumprocession with inspection +of sterile landscape and contrastingly agreeable cottagers' fires of +smoking peat turves (period of hibernation). Indoor: discussion in +tepid security of unsolved historical and criminal problems: lecture of +unexpurgated exotic erotic masterpieces: house carpentry with toolbox +containing hammer, awl nails, screws, tintacks, gimlet, tweezers, +bullnose plane and turnscrew. Might he become a gentleman farmer of +field produce and live stock? + +Not impossibly, with 1 or 2 stripper cows, 1 pike of upland hay and +requisite farming implements, e.g., an end-to-end churn, a turnip pulper +etc. + + +What would be his civic functions and social status among the county +families and landed gentry? + +Arranged successively in ascending powers of hierarchical order, that +of gardener, groundsman, cultivator, breeder, and at the zenith of his +career, resident magistrate or justice of the peace with a family crest +and coat of arms and appropriate classical motto _(Semper paratus_), +duly recorded in the court directory (Bloom, Leopold P., M. P., P. C., +K. P., L. L. D. (_honoris causa_), Bloomville, Dundrum) and mentioned in +court and fashionable intelligence (Mr and Mrs Leopold Bloom have left +Kingstown for England). + + +What course of action did he outline for himself in such capacity? + +A course that lay between undue clemency and excessive rigour: +the dispensation in a heterogeneous society of arbitrary classes, +incessantly rearranged in terms of greater and lesser social inequality, +of unbiassed homogeneous indisputable justice, tempered with mitigants +of the widest possible latitude but exactable to the uttermost farthing +with confiscation of estate, real and personal, to the crown. Loyal to +the highest constituted power in the land, actuated by an innate love of +rectitude his aims would be the strict maintenance of public order, +the repression of many abuses though not of all simultaneously (every +measure of reform or retrenchment being a preliminary solution to be +contained by fluxion in the final solution), the upholding of the letter +of the law (common, statute and law merchant) against all traversers in +covin and trespassers acting in contravention of bylaws and regulations, +all resuscitators (by trespass and petty larceny of kindlings) of +venville rights, obsolete by desuetude, all orotund instigators +of international persecution, all perpetuators of international +animosities, all menial molestors of domestic conviviality, all +recalcitrant violators of domestic connubiality. + + +Prove that he had loved rectitude from his earliest youth. + +To Master Percy Apjohn at High School in 1880 he had divulged his +disbelief in the tenets of the Irish (protestant) church (to which his +father Rudolf Virag (later Rudolph Bloom) had been converted from the +Israelitic faith and communion in 1865 by the Society for promoting +Christianity among the jews) subsequently abjured by him in favour of +Roman catholicism at the epoch of and with a view to his matrimony +in 1888. To Daniel Magrane and Francis Wade in 1882 during a juvenile +friendship (terminated by the premature emigration of the former) he +had advocated during nocturnal perambulations the political theory of +colonial (e.g. Canadian) expansion and the evolutionary theories of +Charles Darwin, expounded in _The Descent of Man_ and _The Origin +of Species_. In 1885 he had publicly expressed his adherence to the +collective and national economic programme advocated by James Fintan +Lalor, John Fisher Murray, John Mitchel, J. F. X. O'Brien and others, +the agrarian policy of Michael Davitt, the constitutional agitation of +Charles Stewart Parnell (M. P. for Cork City), the programme of +peace, retrenchment and reform of William Ewart Gladstone (M. P. for +Midlothian, N. B.) and, in support of his political convictions, had +climbed up into a secure position amid the ramifications of a tree +on Northumberland road to see the entrance (2 February 1888) into the +capital of a demonstrative torchlight procession of 20,000 torchbearers, +divided into 120 trade corporations, bearing 2000 torches in escort of +the marquess of Ripon and (honest) John Morley. + + +How much and how did he propose to pay for this country residence? + +As per prospectus of the Industrious Foreign Acclimatised Nationalised +Friendly Stateaided Building Society (incorporated 1874), a maximum +of 60 pounds per annum, being 1/6 of an assured income, derived from +giltedged securities, representing at 5 % simple interest on capital of +1200 pounds (estimate of price at 20 years' purchase), of which to be +paid on acquisition and the balance in the form of annual rent, viz. 800 +pounds plus 2 1/2 % interest on the same, repayable quarterly in equal +annual instalments until extinction by amortisation of loan advanced for +purchase within a period of 20 years, amounting to an annual rental of +64 pounds, headrent included, the titledeeds to remain in possession +of the lender or lenders with a saving clause envisaging forced sale, +foreclosure and mutual compensation in the event of protracted failure +to pay the terms assigned, otherwise the messuage to become the absolute +property of the tenant occupier upon expiry of the period of years +stipulated. + + +What rapid but insecure means to opulence might facilitate immediate +purchase? + +A private wireless telegraph which would transmit by dot and dash system +the result of a national equine handicap (flat or steeplechase) of I or +more miles and furlongs won by an outsider at odds of 50 to 1 at 3 hr +8 m p.m. at Ascot (Greenwich time), the message being received and +available for betting purposes in Dublin at 2.59 p.m. (Dunsink time). +The unexpected discovery of an object of great monetary value (precious +stone, valuable adhesive or impressed postage stamps (7 schilling, +mauve, imperforate, Hamburg, 1866: 4 pence, rose, blue paper, perforate, +Great Britain, 1855: 1 franc, stone, official, rouletted, diagonal +surcharge, Luxemburg, 1878), antique dynastical ring, unique relic) in +unusual repositories or by unusual means: from the air (dropped by an +eagle in flight), by fire (amid the carbonised remains of an incendiated +edifice), in the sea (amid flotsam, jetsam, lagan and derelict), on +earth (in the gizzard of a comestible fowl). A Spanish prisoner's +donation of a distant treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged +with a solvent banking corporation loo years previously at 5% compound +interest of the collective worth of 5,000,000 pounds stg (five million +pounds sterling). A contract with an inconsiderate contractee for the +delivery of 32 consignments of some given commodity in consideration of +cash payment on delivery per delivery at the initial rate of 1/4d to be +increased constantly in the geometrical progression of 2 (1/4d, 1/2d, +1d, 2d, 4d, 8d, 1s 4d, 2s 8d to 32 terms). A prepared scheme +based on a study of the laws of probability to break the bank at Monte +Carlo. A solution of the secular problem of the quadrature of the +circle, government premium 1,000,000 pounds sterling. + + +Was vast wealth acquirable through industrial channels? + +The reclamation of dunams of waste arenary soil, proposed in the +prospectus of Agendath Netaim, Bleibtreustrasse, Berlin, W. 15, by the +cultivation of orange plantations and melonfields and reafforestation. +The utilisation of waste paper, fells of sewer rodents, human excrement +possessing chemical properties, in view of the vast production of the +first, vast number of the second and immense quantity of the third, +every normal human being of average vitality and appetite producing +annually, cancelling byproducts of water, a sum total of 80 lbs. (mixed +animal and vegetable diet), to be multiplied by 4,386,035, the total +population of Ireland according to census returns of 1901. + + +Were there schemes of wider scope? + +A scheme to be formulated and submitted for approval to the harbour +commissioners for the exploitation of white coal (hydraulic power), +obtained by hydroelectric plant at peak of tide at Dublin bar or at +head of water at Poulaphouca or Powerscourt or catchment basins of main +streams for the economic production of 500,000 W. H. P. of electricity. +A scheme to enclose the peninsular delta of the North Bull at Dollymount +and erect on the space of the foreland, used for golf links and rifle +ranges, an asphalted esplanade with casinos, booths, shooting galleries, +hotels, boardinghouses, readingrooms, establishments for mixed bathing. +A scheme for the use of dogvans and goatvans for the delivery of early +morning milk. A scheme for the development of Irish tourist traffic in +and around Dublin by means of petrolpropelled riverboats, plying in the +fluvial fairway between Island bridge and Ringsend, charabancs, narrow +gauge local railways, and pleasure steamers for coastwise navigation +(10/- per person per day, guide (trilingual) included). A scheme for +the repristination of passenger and goods traffics over Irish waterways, +when freed from weedbeds. A scheme to connect by tramline the Cattle +Market (North Circular road and Prussia street) with the quays (Sheriff +street, lower, and East Wall), parallel with the Link line railway +laid (in conjunction with the Great Southern and Western railway line) +between the cattle park, Liffey junction, and terminus of Midland Great +Western Railway 43 to 45 North + +Wall, in proximity to the terminal stations or Dublin branches of Great +Central Railway, Midland Railway of England, City of Dublin Steam Packet +Company, Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway Company, Dublin and Glasgow +Steam Packet Company, Glasgow, Dublin and Londonderry Steam Packet +Company (Laird line), British and Irish Steam Packet Company, Dublin +and Morecambe Steamers, London and North Western Railway Company, Dublin +Port and Docks Board Landing Sheds and transit sheds of Palgrave, Murphy +and Company, steamship owners, agents for steamers from Mediterranean, +Spain, Portugal, France, Belgium and Holland and for Liverpool +Underwriters' Association, the cost of acquired rolling stock for +animal transport and of additional mileage operated by the Dublin United +Tramways Company, limited, to be covered by graziers' fees. + + +Positing what protasis would the contraction for such several schemes +become a natural and necessary apodosis? + +Given a guarantee equal to the sum sought, the support, by deed of +gift and transfer vouchers during donor's lifetime or by bequest +after donor's painless extinction, of eminent financiers (Blum Pasha, +Rothschild Guggenheim, Hirsch, Montefiore, Morgan, Rockefeller) +possessing fortunes in 6 figures, amassed during a successful life, and +joining capital with opportunity the thing required was done. + + +What eventuality would render him independent of such wealth? + +The independent discovery of a goldseam of inexhaustible ore. + + +For what reason did he meditate on schemes so difficult of realisation? + +It was one of his axioms that similar meditations or the automatic +relation to himself of a narrative concerning himself or tranquil +recollection of the past when practised habitually before retiring for +the night alleviated fatigue and produced as a result sound repose and +renovated vitality. + + +His justifications? + +As a physicist he had learned that of the 70 years of complete human +life at least 2/7, viz. 20 years are passed in sleep. As a philosopher +he knew that at the termination of any allotted life only an +infinitesimal part of any person's desires has been realised. As a +physiologist he believed in the artificial placation of malignant +agencies chiefly operative during somnolence. + + +What did he fear? + +The committal of homicide or suicide during sleep by an aberration +of the light of reason, the incommensurable categorical intelligence +situated in the cerebral convolutions. + + +What were habitually his final meditations? + +Of some one sole unique advertisement to cause passers to stop in +wonder, a poster novelty, with all extraneous accretions excluded, +reduced to its simplest and most efficient terms not exceeding the span +of casual vision and congruous with the velocity of modern life. + + +What did the first drawer unlocked contain? + +A Vere Foster's handwriting copybook, property of Milly (Millicent) +Bloom, certain pages of which bore diagram drawings, marked _Papli_, +which showed a large globular head with 5 hairs erect, 2 eyes in +profile, the trunk full front with 3 large buttons, 1 triangular foot: 2 +fading photographs of queen Alexandra of England and of Maud Branscombe, +actress and professional beauty: a Yuletide card, bearing on it a +pictorial representation of a parasitic plant, the legend _Mizpah_, the +date Xmas 1892, the name of the senders: from Mr + Mrs M. Comerford, the +versicle: _May this Yuletide bring to thee, Joy and peace and welcome +glee_: a butt of red partly liquefied sealing wax, obtained from the +stores department of Messrs Hely's, Ltd., 89, 90, and 91 Dame street: +a box containing the remainder of a gross of gilt "J" pennibs, obtained +from same department of same firm: an old sandglass which rolled +containing sand which rolled: a sealed prophecy (never unsealed) written +by Leopold Bloom in 1886 concerning the consequences of the passing into +law of William Ewart Gladstone's Home Rule bill of 1886 (never passed +into law): a bazaar ticket, no 2004, of S. Kevin's Charity Fair, price +6d, 100 prizes: an infantile epistle, dated, small em monday, reading: +capital pee Papli comma capital aitch How are you note of interrogation +capital eye I am very well full stop new paragraph signature with +flourishes capital em Milly no stop: a cameo brooch, property of Ellen +Bloom (born Higgins), deceased: a cameo scarfpin, property of Rudolph +Bloom (born Virag), deceased: 3 typewritten letters, addressee, Henry +Flower, c/o. P. O. Westland Row, addresser, Martha Clifford, c/o. P. O. +Dolphin's Barn: the transliterated name and address of the addresser +of the 3 letters in reversed alphabetic boustrophedonic punctated +quadrilinear cryptogram (vowels suppressed) N. IGS./WI. UU. OX/W. OKS. +MH/Y. IM: a press cutting from an English weekly periodical _Modern +Society_, subject corporal chastisement in girls' schools: a pink ribbon +which had festooned an Easter egg in the year 1899: two partly uncoiled +rubber preservatives with reserve pockets, purchased by post from Box +32, P. O., Charing Cross, London, W. C.: 1 pack of 1 dozen creamlaid +envelopes and feintruled notepaper, watermarked, now reduced by 3: some +assorted Austrian-Hungarian coins: 2 coupons of the Royal and Privileged +Hungarian Lottery: a lowpower magnifying glass: 2 erotic photocards +showing a) buccal coition between nude senorita (rere presentation, +superior position) and nude torero (fore presentation, inferior +position) b) anal violation by male religious (fully clothed, eyes +abject) of female religious (partly clothed, eyes direct), purchased by +post from Box 32, P. O., Charing Cross, London, W. C.: a press cutting +of recipe for renovation of old tan boots: a Id adhesive stamp, +lavender, of the reign of Queen Victoria: a chart of the measurements +of Leopold Bloom compiled before, during and after 2 months' consecutive +use of Sandow-Whiteley's pulley exerciser (men's 15/-, athlete's 20/-) +viz. chest 28 in and 29 1/2 in, biceps 9 in and 10 in, forearm 8 1/2 in +and 9 in, thigh 10 in and 12 in, calf 11 in and 12 in: 1 prospectus of +The Wonderworker, the world's greatest remedy for rectal complaints, +direct from Wonderworker, Coventry House, South Place, London E C, +addressed (erroneously) to Mrs L. Bloom with brief accompanying note +commencing (erroneously): Dear Madam. + + +Quote the textual terms in which the prospectus claimed advantages for +this thaumaturgic remedy. + +It heals and soothes while you sleep, in case of trouble in breaking +wind, assists nature in the most formidable way, insuring instant relief +in discharge of gases, keeping parts clean and free natural action, an +initial outlay of 7/6 making a new man of you and life worth living. +Ladies find Wonderworker especially useful, a pleasant surprise when +they note delightful result like a cool drink of fresh spring water on +a sultry summer's day. Recommend it to your lady and gentlemen friends, +lasts a lifetime. Insert long round end. Wonderworker. + + +Were there testimonials? + +Numerous. From clergyman, British naval officer, wellknown author, city +man, hospital nurse, lady, mother of five, absentminded beggar. + + +How did absentminded beggar's concluding testimonial conclude? + +What a pity the government did not supply our men with wonderworkers +during the South African campaign! What a relief it would have been! + + +What object did Bloom add to this collection of objects? + +A 4th typewritten letter received by Henry Flower (let H. F. be L. B.) +from Martha Clifford (find M. C.). + + +What pleasant reflection accompanied this action? + +The reflection that, apart from the letter in question, his magnetic +face, form and address had been favourably received during the course of +the preceding day by a wife (Mrs Josephine Breen, born Josie Powell), +a nurse, Miss Callan (Christian name unknown), a maid, Gertrude (Gerty, +family name unknown). + + +What possibility suggested itself? + +The possibility of exercising virile power of fascination in the not +immediate future after an expensive repast in a private apartment in +the company of an elegant courtesan, of corporal beauty, moderately +mercenary, variously instructed, a lady by origin. + + +What did the 2nd drawer contain? + +Documents: the birth certificate of Leopold Paula Bloom: an endowment +assurance policy of 500 pounds in the Scottish Widows' Assurance +Society, intestated Millicent (Milly) Bloom, coming into force at 25 +years as with profit policy of 430 pounds, 462/10/0 and 500 pounds at +60 years or death, 65 years or death and death, respectively, or +with profit policy (paidup) of 299/10/0 together with cash payment of +133/10/0, at option: a bank passbook issued by the Ulster Bank, College +Green branch showing statement of a/c for halfyear ending 31 December +1903, balance in depositor's favour: 18/14/6 (eighteen pounds, fourteen +shillings and sixpence, sterling), net personalty: certificate of +possession of 900 pounds, Canadian 4 percent (inscribed) government +stock (free of stamp duty): dockets of the Catholic Cemeteries' +(Glasnevin) Committee, relative to a graveplot purchased: a local press +cutting concerning change of name by deedpoll. + + +Quote the textual terms of this notice. + +I, Rudolph Virag, now resident at no 52 Clanbrassil street, Dublin, +formerly of Szombathely in the kingdom of Hungary, hereby give notice +that I have assumed and intend henceforth upon all occasions and at all +times to be known by the name of Rudolph Bloom. + + +What other objects relative to Rudolph Bloom (born Virag) were in the +2nd drawer? + +An indistinct daguerreotype of Rudolf Virag and his father Leopold +Virag executed in the year 1852 in the portrait atelier of their +(respectively) 1st and 2nd cousin, Stefan Virag of Szesfehervar, +Hungary. An ancient haggadah book in which a pair of hornrimmed convex +spectacles inserted marked the passage of thanksgiving in the ritual +prayers for Pessach (Passover): a photocard of the Queen's Hotel, +Ennis, proprietor, Rudolph Bloom: an envelope addressed: _To My Dear Son +Leopold_. + + +What fractions of phrases did the lecture of those five whole words +evoke? + +Tomorrow will be a week that I received... it is no use Leopold to be +... with your dear mother... that is not more to stand... to her... +all for me is out... be kind to Athos, Leopold... my dear son... +always... of me... _das Herz... Gott... dein_... + + +What reminiscences of a human subject suffering from progressive +melancholia did these objects evoke in Bloom? + +An old man, widower, unkempt of hair, in bed, with head covered, +sighing: an infirm dog, Athos: aconite, resorted to by increasing doses +of grains and scruples as a palliative of recrudescent neuralgia: the +face in death of a septuagenarian, suicide by poison. + + +Why did Bloom experience a sentiment of remorse? + +Because in immature impatience he had treated with disrespect certain +beliefs and practices. + + +As? + +The prohibition of the use of fleshmeat and milk at one meal: the +hebdomadary symposium of incoordinately abstract, perfervidly concrete +mercantile coexreligionist excompatriots: the circumcision of +male infants: the supernatural character of Judaic scripture: the +ineffability of the tetragrammaton: the sanctity of the sabbath. + + +How did these beliefs and practices now appear to him? + +Not more rational than they had then appeared, not less rational than +other beliefs and practices now appeared. + + +What first reminiscence had he of Rudolph Bloom (deceased)? + +Rudolph Bloom (deceased) narrated to his son Leopold Bloom (aged 6) a +retrospective arrangement of migrations and settlements in and between +Dublin, London, Florence, Milan, Vienna, Budapest, Szombathely with +statements of satisfaction (his grandfather having seen Maria Theresia, +empress of Austria, queen of Hungary), with commercial advice (having +taken care of pence, the pounds having taken care of themselves). +Leopold Bloom (aged 6) had accompanied these narrations by constant +consultation of a geographical map of Europe (political) and by +suggestions for the establishment of affiliated business premises in the +various centres mentioned. + + +Had time equally but differently obliterated the memory of these +migrations in narrator and listener? + +In narrator by the access of years and in consequence of the use of +narcotic toxin: in listener by the access of years and in consequence of +the action of distraction upon vicarious experiences. + + +What idiosyncracies of the narrator were concomitant products of +amnesia? + +Occasionally he ate without having previously removed his hat. +Occasionally he drank voraciously the juice of gooseberry fool from an +inclined plate. Occasionally he removed from his lips the traces of food +by means of a lacerated envelope or other accessible fragment of paper. + + +What two phenomena of senescence were more frequent? + +The myopic digital calculation of coins, eructation consequent upon +repletion. + + +What object offered partial consolation for these reminiscences? + +The endowment policy, the bank passbook, the certificate of the +possession of scrip. + + +Reduce Bloom by cross multiplication of reverses of fortune, from which +these supports protected him, and by elimination of all positive values +to a negligible negative irrational unreal quantity. + +Successively, in descending helotic order: Poverty: that of the outdoor +hawker of imitation jewellery, the dun for the recovery of bad and +doubtful debts, the poor rate and deputy cess collector. Mendicancy: +that of the fraudulent bankrupt with negligible assets paying 1s. 4d. +in the pound, sandwichman, distributor of throwaways, nocturnal vagrant, +insinuating sycophant, maimed sailor, blind stripling, superannuated +bailiffs man, marfeast, lickplate, spoilsport, pickthank, eccentric +public laughingstock seated on bench of public park under discarded +perforated umbrella. Destitution: the inmate of Old Man's House (Royal +Hospital) Kilmainham, the inmate of Simpson's Hospital for reduced but +respectable men permanently disabled by gout or want of sight. Nadir of +misery: the aged impotent disfranchised ratesupported moribund lunatic +pauper. + + +With which attendant indignities? + +The unsympathetic indifference of previously amiable females, the +contempt of muscular males, the acceptance of fragments of bread, +the simulated ignorance of casual acquaintances, the latration of +illegitimate unlicensed vagabond dogs, the infantile discharge of +decomposed vegetable missiles, worth little or nothing, nothing or less +than nothing. + + +By what could such a situation be precluded? + +By decease (change of state): by departure (change of place). + + +Which preferably? + +The latter, by the line of least resistance. + + +What considerations rendered departure not entirely undesirable? + +Constant cohabitation impeding mutual toleration of personal defects. +The habit of independent purchase increasingly cultivated. The necessity +to counteract by impermanent sojourn the permanence of arrest. + + +What considerations rendered departure not irrational? + +The parties concerned, uniting, had increased and multiplied, which +being done, offspring produced and educed to maturity, the parties, if +not disunited were obliged to reunite for increase and multiplication, +which was absurd, to form by reunion the original couple of uniting +parties, which was impossible. + + +What considerations rendered departure desirable? + +The attractive character of certain localities in Ireland and abroad, +as represented in general geographical maps of polychrome design or +in special ordnance survey charts by employment of scale numerals and +hachures. + + +In Ireland? + +The cliffs of Moher, the windy wilds of Connemara, lough Neagh with +submerged petrified city, the Giant's Causeway, Fort Camden and Fort +Carlisle, the Golden Vale of Tipperary, the islands of Aran, the +pastures of royal Meath, Brigid's elm in Kildare, the Queen's Island +shipyard in Belfast, the Salmon Leap, the lakes of Killarney. + + +Abroad? + +Ceylon (with spicegardens supplying tea to Thomas Kernan, agent for +Pulbrook, Robertson and Co, 2 Mincing Lane, London, E. C., 5 Dame +street, Dublin), Jerusalem, the holy city (with mosque of Omar and gate +of Damascus, goal of aspiration), the straits of Gibraltar (the unique +birthplace of Marion Tweedy), the Parthenon (containing statues of nude +Grecian divinities), the Wall street money market (which controlled +international finance), the Plaza de Toros at La Linea, Spain (where +O'Hara of the Camerons had slain the bull), Niagara (over which no human +being had passed with impunity), the land of the Eskimos (eaters +of soap), the forbidden country of Thibet (from which no traveller +returns), the bay of Naples (to see which was to die), the Dead Sea. + + +Under what guidance, following what signs? + +At sea, septentrional, by night the polestar, located at the point of +intersection of the right line from beta to alpha in Ursa Maior produced +and divided externally at omega and the hypotenuse of the rightangled +triangle formed by the line alpha omega so produced and the line alpha +delta of Ursa Maior. On land, meridional, a bispherical moon, revealed +in imperfect varying phases of lunation through the posterior interstice +of the imperfectly occluded skirt of a carnose negligent perambulating +female, a pillar of the cloud by day. + + +What public advertisement would divulge the occultation of the departed? + +5 pounds reward, lost, stolen or strayed from his residence 7 Eccles +street, missing gent about 40, answering to the name of Bloom, Leopold +(Poldy), height 5 ft 9 1/2 inches, full build, olive complexion, may +have since grown a beard, when last seen was wearing a black suit. Above +sum will be paid for information leading to his discovery. + + +What universal binomial denominations would be his as entity and +nonentity? + +Assumed by any or known to none. Everyman or Noman. + + +What tributes his? + +Honour and gifts of strangers, the friends of Everyman. A nymph +immortal, beauty, the bride of Noman. + + +Would the departed never nowhere nohow reappear? + +Ever he would wander, selfcompelled, to the extreme limit of his +cometary orbit, beyond the fixed stars and variable suns and telescopic +planets, astronomical waifs and strays, to the extreme boundary of +space, passing from land to land, among peoples, amid events. Somewhere +imperceptibly he would hear and somehow reluctantly, suncompelled, obey +the summons of recall. Whence, disappearing from the constellation of +the Northern Crown he would somehow reappear reborn above delta in the +constellation of Cassiopeia and after incalculable eons of peregrination +return an estranged avenger, a wreaker of justice on malefactors, a dark +crusader, a sleeper awakened, with financial resources (by supposition) +surpassing those of Rothschild or the silver king. + + +What would render such return irrational? + +An unsatisfactory equation between an exodus and return in time through +reversible space and an exodus and return in space through irreversible +time. + + +What play of forces, inducing inertia, rendered departure undesirable? + +The lateness of the hour, rendering procrastinatory: the obscurity +of the night, rendering invisible: the uncertainty of thoroughfares, +rendering perilous: the necessity for repose, obviating movement: the +proximity of an occupied bed, obviating research: the anticipation of +warmth (human) tempered with coolness (linen), obviating desire and +rendering desirable: the statue of Narcissus, sound without echo, +desired desire. + + +What advantages were possessed by an occupied, as distinct from an +unoccupied bed? + +The removal of nocturnal solitude, the superior quality of human +(mature female) to inhuman (hotwaterjar) calefaction, the stimulation of +matutinal contact, the economy of mangling done on the premises in the +case of trousers accurately folded and placed lengthwise between the +spring mattress (striped) and the woollen mattress (biscuit section). + + +What past consecutive causes, before rising preapprehended, of +accumulated fatigue did Bloom, before rising, silently recapitulate? + +The preparation of breakfast (burnt offering): intestinal congestion and +premeditative defecation (holy of holies): the bath (rite of John): the +funeral (rite of Samuel): the advertisement of Alexander Keyes (Urim and +Thummim): the unsubstantial lunch (rite of Melchisedek): the visit to +museum and national library (holy place): the bookhunt along Bedford +row, Merchants' Arch, Wellington Quay (Simchath Torah): the music in the +Ormond Hotel (Shira Shirim): the altercation with a truculent troglodyte +in Bernard Kiernan's premises (holocaust): a blank period of time +including a cardrive, a visit to a house of mourning, a leavetaking +(wilderness): the eroticism produced by feminine exhibitionism (rite of +Onan): the prolonged delivery of Mrs Mina Purefoy (heave offering): +the visit to the disorderly house of Mrs Bella Cohen, 82 Tyrone +street, lower and subsequent brawl and chance medley in Beaver street +(Armageddon)--nocturnal perambulation to and from the cabman's shelter, +Butt Bridge (atonement). + + +What selfimposed enigma did Bloom about to rise in order to go so as to +conclude lest he should not conclude involuntarily apprehend? + +The cause of a brief sharp unforeseen heard loud lone crack emitted by +the insentient material of a strainveined timber table. + + +What selfinvolved enigma did Bloom risen, going, gathering multicoloured +multiform multitudinous garments, voluntarily apprehending, not +comprehend? + +Who was M'Intosh? + + +What selfevident enigma pondered with desultory constancy during 30 +years did Bloom now, having effected natural obscurity by the extinction +of artificial light, silently suddenly comprehend? + +Where was Moses when the candle went out? + + +What imperfections in a perfect day did Bloom, walking, charged with +collected articles of recently disvested male wearing apparel, silently, +successively, enumerate? + +A provisional failure to obtain renewal of an advertisement: to obtain +a certain quantity of tea from Thomas Kernan (agent for Pulbrook, +Robertson and Co, 5 Dame Street, Dublin, and 2 Mincing Lane, London E. +C.): to certify the presence or absence of posterior rectal orifice in +the case of Hellenic female divinities: to obtain admission (gratuitous +or paid) to the performance of Leah by Mrs Bandmann Palmer at the Gaiety +Theatre, 46, 47, 48, 49 South King street. + + +What impression of an absent face did Bloom, arrested, silently recall? + +The face of her father, the late Major Brian Cooper Tweedy, Royal Dublin +Fusiliers, of Gibraltar and Rehoboth, Dolphin's Barn. + + +What recurrent impressions of the same were possible by hypothesis? + +Retreating, at the terminus of the Great Northern Railway, Amiens +street, with constant uniform acceleration, along parallel lines +meeting at infinity, if produced: along parallel lines, reproduced from +infinity, with constant uniform retardation, at the terminus of the +Great Northern Railway, Amiens street, returning. + + +What miscellaneous effects of female personal wearing apparel were +perceived by him? + +A pair of new inodorous halfsilk black ladies' hose, a pair of new +violet garters, a pair of outsize ladies' drawers of India mull, cut on +generous lines, redolent of opoponax, jessamine and Muratti's Turkish +cigarettes and containing a long bright steel safety pin, folded +curvilinear, a camisole of batiste with thin lace border, an accordion +underskirt of blue silk moirette, all these objects being disposed +irregularly on the top of a rectangular trunk, quadruple battened, +having capped corners, with multicoloured labels, initialled on its fore +side in white lettering B. C. T. (Brian Cooper Tweedy). + + +What impersonal objects were perceived? + +A commode, one leg fractured, totally covered by square cretonne +cutting, apple design, on which rested a lady's black straw hat. +Orangekeyed ware, bought of Henry Price, basket, fancy goods, chinaware +and ironmongery manufacturer, 21, 22, 23 Moore street, disposed +irregularly on the washstand and floor and consisting of basin, soapdish +and brushtray (on the washstand, together), pitcher and night article +(on the floor, separate). + + +Bloom's acts? + +He deposited the articles of clothing on a chair, removed his remaining +articles of clothing, took from beneath the bolster at the head of the +bed a folded long white nightshirt, inserted his head and arms into the +proper apertures of the nightshirt, removed a pillow from the head to +the foot of the bed, prepared the bedlinen accordingly and entered the +bed. + + +How? + +With circumspection, as invariably when entering an abode (his own or +not his own): with solicitude, the snakespiral springs of the mattress +being old, the brass quoits and pendent viper radii loose and tremulous +under stress and strain: prudently, as entering a lair or ambush of +lust or adders: lightly, the less to disturb: reverently, the bed of +conception and of birth, of consummation of marriage and of breach of +marriage, of sleep and of death. + + +What did his limbs, when gradually extended, encounter? + +New clean bedlinen, additional odours, the presence of a human form, +female, hers, the imprint of a human form, male, not his, some crumbs, +some flakes of potted meat, recooked, which he removed. + + +If he had smiled why would he have smiled? + +To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be the first to +enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if +the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, +last, only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor +alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity. + + +What preceding series? + +Assuming Mulvey to be the first term of his series, Penrose, Bartell +d'Arcy, professor Goodwin, Julius Mastiansky, John Henry Menton, Father +Bernard Corrigan, a farmer at the Royal Dublin Society's Horse Show, +Maggot O'Reilly, Matthew Dillon, Valentine Blake Dillon (Lord Mayor +of Dublin), Christopher Callinan, Lenehan, an Italian organgrinder, +an unknown gentleman in the Gaiety Theatre, Benjamin Dollard, Simon +Dedalus, Andrew (Pisser) Burke, Joseph Cuffe, Wisdom Hely, Alderman John +Hooper, Dr Francis Brady, Father Sebastian of Mount Argus, a bootblack +at the General Post Office, Hugh E. (Blazes) Boylan and so each and so +on to no last term. + + +What were his reflections concerning the last member of this series and +late occupant of the bed? + +Reflections on his vigour (a bounder), corporal proportion (a +billsticker), commercial ability (a bester), impressionability (a +boaster). + + +Why for the observer impressionability in addition to vigour, corporal +proportion and commercial ability? + +Because he had observed with augmenting frequency in the preceding +members of the same series the same concupiscence, inflammably +transmitted, first with alarm, then with understanding, then with +desire, finally with fatigue, with alternating symptoms of epicene +comprehension and apprehension. + + +With what antagonistic sentiments were his subsequent reflections +affected? + +Envy, jealousy, abnegation, equanimity. + + +Envy? + +Of a bodily and mental male organism specially adapted for the +superincumbent posture of energetic human copulation and energetic +piston and cylinder movement necessary for the complete satisfaction of +a constant but not acute concupiscence resident in a bodily and mental +female organism, passive but not obtuse. + + +Jealousy? + +Because a nature full and volatile in its free state, was alternately +the agent and reagent of attraction. Because attraction between agent(s) +and reagent(s) at all instants varied, with inverse proportion of +increase and decrease, with incessant circular extension and radial +reentrance. Because the controlled contemplation of the fluctuation of +attraction produced, if desired, a fluctuation of pleasure. + + +Abnegation? + +In virtue of a) acquaintance initiated in September 1903 in the +establishment of George Mesias, merchant tailor and outfitter, 5 Eden +Quay, b) hospitality extended and received in kind, reciprocated and +reappropriated in person, c) comparative youth subject to impulses of +ambition and magnanimity, colleagual altruism and amorous egoism, d) +extraracial attraction, intraracial inhibition, supraracial prerogative, +e) an imminent provincial musical tour, common current expenses, net +proceeds divided. + + +Equanimity? + +As as natural as any and every natural act of a nature expressed or +understood executed in natured nature by natural creatures in accordance +with his, her and their natured natures, of dissimilar similarity. +As not so calamitous as a cataclysmic annihilation of the planet in +consequence of a collision with a dark sun. As less reprehensible than +theft, highway robbery, cruelty to children and animals, obtaining money +under false pretences, forgery, embezzlement, misappropriation of public +money, betrayal of public trust, malingering, mayhem, corruption of +minors, criminal libel, blackmail, contempt of court, arson, treason, +felony, mutiny on the high seas, trespass, burglary, jailbreaking, +practice of unnatural vice, desertion from armed forces in the field, +perjury, poaching, usury, intelligence with the king's enemies, +impersonation, criminal assault, manslaughter, wilful and premeditated +murder. As not more abnormal than all other parallel processes of +adaptation to altered conditions of existence, resulting in a reciprocal +equilibrium between the bodily organism and its attendant circumstances, +foods, beverages, acquired habits, indulged inclinations, significant +disease. As more than inevitable, irreparable. + + +Why more abnegation than jealousy, less envy than equanimity? + +From outrage (matrimony) to outrage (adultery) there arose nought but +outrage (copulation) yet the matrimonial violator of the matrimonially +violated had not been outraged by the adulterous violator of the +adulterously violated. + + +What retribution, if any? + +Assassination, never, as two wrongs did not make one right. Duel by +combat, no. Divorce, not now. Exposure by mechanical artifice (automatic +bed) or individual testimony (concealed ocular witnesses), not yet. Suit +for damages by legal influence or simulation of assault with evidence of +injuries sustained (selfinflicted), not impossibly. Hushmoney by moral +influence possibly. If any, positively, connivance, introduction of +emulation (material, a prosperous rival agency of publicity: moral, +a successful rival agent of intimacy), depreciation, alienation, +humiliation, separation protecting the one separated from the other, +protecting the separator from both. + + +By what reflections did he, a conscious reactor against the void of +incertitude, justify to himself his sentiments? + +The preordained frangibility of the hymen: the presupposed intangibility +of the thing in itself: the incongruity and disproportion between +the selfprolonging tension of the thing proposed to be done and the +selfabbreviating relaxation of the thing done; the fallaciously inferred +debility of the female: the muscularity of the male: the variations of +ethical codes: the natural grammatical transition by inversion involving +no alteration of sense of an aorist preterite proposition (parsed as +masculine subject, monosyllabic onomatopoeic transitive verb with direct +feminine object) from the active voice into its correlative aorist +preterite proposition (parsed as feminine subject, auxiliary verb +and quasimonosyllabic onomatopoeic past participle with complementary +masculine agent) in the passive voice: the continued product of +seminators by generation: the continual production of semen by +distillation: the futility of triumph or protest or vindication: the +inanity of extolled virtue: the lethargy of nescient matter: the apathy +of the stars. + + +In what final satisfaction did these antagonistic sentiments and +reflections, reduced to their simplest forms, converge? + +Satisfaction at the ubiquity in eastern and western terrestrial +hemispheres, in all habitable lands and islands explored or unexplored +(the land of the midnight sun, the islands of the blessed, the isles of +Greece, the land of promise), of adipose anterior and posterior female +hemispheres, redolent of milk and honey and of excretory sanguine and +seminal warmth, reminiscent of secular families of curves of amplitude, +insusceptible of moods of impression or of contrarieties of expression, +expressive of mute immutable mature animality. + + +The visible signs of antesatisfaction? + +An approximate erection: a solicitous adversion: a gradual elevation: a +tentative revelation: a silent contemplation. + + +Then? + +He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each +plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure +prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation. + + +The visible signs of postsatisfaction? + +A silent contemplation: a tentative velation: a gradual abasement: a +solicitous aversion: a proximate erection. + + +What followed this silent action? + +Somnolent invocation, less somnolent recognition, incipient excitation, +catechetical interrogation. + + +With what modifications did the narrator reply to this interrogation? + +Negative: he omitted to mention the clandestine correspondence between +Martha Clifford and Henry Flower, the public altercation at, in and +in the vicinity of the licensed premises of Bernard Kiernan and Co, +Limited, 8, 9 and 10 Little Britain street, the erotic provocation +and response thereto caused by the exhibitionism of Gertrude (Gerty), +surname unknown. Positive: he included mention of a performance by Mrs +Bandmann Palmer of LEAH at the Gaiety Theatre, 46, 47, 48, 49 South King +street, an invitation to supper at Wynn's (Murphy's) Hotel, 35, 36 and +37 Lower Abbey street, a volume of peccaminous pornographical tendency +entituled SWEETS OF SIN, anonymous author a gentleman of fashion, a +temporary concussion caused by a falsely calculated movement in the +course of a postcenal gymnastic display, the victim (since completely +recovered) being Stephen Dedalus, professor and author, eldest surviving +son of Simon Dedalus, of no fixed occupation, an aeronautical feat +executed by him (narrator) in the presence of a witness, the professor +and author aforesaid, with promptitude of decision and gymnastic +flexibility. + + +Was the narration otherwise unaltered by modifications? + +Absolutely. + + +Which event or person emerged as the salient point of his narration? + +Stephen Dedalus, professor and author. + + +What limitations of activity and inhibitions of conjugal rights were +perceived by listener and narrator concerning themselves during the +course of this intermittent and increasingly more laconic narration? + +By the listener a limitation of fertility inasmuch as marriage had been +celebrated 1 calendar month after the 18th anniversary of her birth (8 +September 1870), viz. 8 October, and consummated on the same date with +female issue born 15 June 1889, having been anticipatorily consummated +on the lo September of the same year and complete carnal intercourse, +with ejaculation of semen within the natural female organ, having last +taken place 5 weeks previous, viz. 27 November 1893, to the birth on 29 +December 1893 of second (and only male) issue, deceased 9 January 1894, +aged 11 days, there remained a period of 10 years, 5 months and 18 days +during which carnal intercourse had been incomplete, without ejaculation +of semen within the natural female organ. By the narrator a limitation +of activity, mental and corporal, inasmuch as complete mental +intercourse between himself and the listener had not taken place since +the consummation of puberty, indicated by catamenic hemorrhage, of the +female issue of narrator and listener, 15 September 1903, there remained +a period of 9 months and 1 day during which, in consequence of a +preestablished natural comprehension in incomprehension between the +consummated females (listener and issue), complete corporal liberty of +action had been circumscribed. + + +How? + +By various reiterated feminine interrogation concerning the masculine +destination whither, the place where, the time at which, the duration +for which, the object with which in the case of temporary absences, +projected or effected. + + +What moved visibly above the listener's and the narrator's invisible +thoughts? + +The upcast reflection of a lamp and shade, an inconstant series of +concentric circles of varying gradations of light and shadow. + + +In what directions did listener and narrator lie? + +Listener, S. E. by E.: Narrator, N. W. by W.: on the 53rd parallel +of latitude, N., and 6th meridian of longitude, W.: at an angle of 45 +degrees to the terrestrial equator. + + +In what state of rest or motion? + +At rest relatively to themselves and to each other. In motion being each +and both carried westward, forward and rereward respectively, by the +proper perpetual motion of the earth through everchanging tracks of +neverchanging space. + + +In what posture? + +Listener: reclined semilaterally, left, left hand under head, right +leg extended in a straight line and resting on left leg, flexed, in the +attitude of Gea-Tellus, fulfilled, recumbent, big with seed. Narrator: +reclined laterally, left, with right and left legs flexed, the index +finger and thumb of the right hand resting on the bridge of the nose, in +the attitude depicted in a snapshot photograph made by Percy Apjohn, the +childman weary, the manchild in the womb. + + +Womb? Weary? + +He rests. He has travelled. + + +With? + +Sinbad the Sailor and Tinbad the Tailor and Jinbad the Jailer and +Whinbad the Whaler and Ninbad the Nailer and Finbad the Failer and +Binbad the Bailer and Pinbad the Pailer and Minbad the Mailer and Hinbad +the Hailer and Rinbad the Railer and Dinbad the Kailer and Vinbad the +Quailer and Linbad the Yailer and Xinbad the Phthailer. + + +When? + +Going to dark bed there was a square round Sinbad the Sailor roc's auk's +egg in the night of the bed of all the auks of the rocs of Darkinbad the +Brightdayler. + + +Where? + + + +Yes because he never did a thing like that before as ask to get his +breakfast in bed with a couple of eggs since the _City Arms_ hotel +when he used to be pretending to be laid up with a sick voice doing his +highness to make himself interesting for that old faggot Mrs Riordan +that he thought he had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing +all for masses for herself and her soul greatest miser ever was actually +afraid to lay out 4d for her methylated spirit telling me all her +ailments she had too much old chat in her about politics and earthquakes +and the end of the world let us have a bit of fun first God help the +world if all the women were her sort down on bathingsuits and lownecks +of course nobody wanted her to wear them I suppose she was pious because +no man would look at her twice I hope Ill never be like her a wonder +she didnt want us to cover our faces but she was a welleducated woman +certainly and her gabby talk about Mr Riordan here and Mr Riordan there +I suppose he was glad to get shut of her and her dog smelling my fur and +always edging to get up under my petticoats especially then still I like +that in him polite to old women like that and waiters and beggars too +hes not proud out of nothing but not always if ever he got anything +really serious the matter with him its much better for them to go into +a hospital where everything is clean but I suppose Id have to dring it +into him for a month yes and then wed have a hospital nurse next thing +on the carpet have him staying there till they throw him out or a nun +maybe like the smutty photo he has shes as much a nun as Im not yes +because theyre so weak and puling when theyre sick they want a woman +to get well if his nose bleeds youd think it was O tragic and that +dyinglooking one off the south circular when he sprained his foot at +the choir party at the sugarloaf Mountain the day I wore that dress +Miss Stack bringing him flowers the worst old ones she could find at the +bottom of the basket anything at all to get into a mans bedroom with +her old maids voice trying to imagine he was dying on account of her to +never see thy face again though he looked more like a man with his beard +a bit grown in the bed father was the same besides I hate bandaging and +dosing when he cut his toe with the razor paring his corns afraid hed +get bloodpoisoning but if it was a thing I was sick then wed see what +attention only of course the woman hides it not to give all the trouble +they do yes he came somewhere Im sure by his appetite anyway love its +not or hed be off his feed thinking of her so either it was one of those +night women if it was down there he was really and the hotel story he +made up a pack of lies to hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I +meet ah yes I met do you remember Menton and who else who let me see +that big babbyface I saw him and he not long married flirting with a +young girl at Pooles Myriorama and turned my back on him when he slinked +out looking quite conscious what harm but he had the impudence to make +up to me one time well done to him mouth almighty and his boiled eyes of +all the big stupoes I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for +I hate having a long wrangle in bed or else if its not that its some +little bitch or other he got in with somewhere or picked up on the +sly if they only knew him as well as I do yes because the day before +yesterday he was scribbling something a letter when I came into the +front room to show him Dignams death in the paper as if something told +me and he covered it up with the blottingpaper pretending to be thinking +about business so very probably that was it to somebody who thinks +she has a softy in him because all men get a bit like that at his age +especially getting on to forty he is now so as to wheedle any money she +can out of him no fool like an old fool and then the usual kissing my +bottom was to hide it not that I care two straws now who he does it with +or knew before that way though Id like to find out so long as I dont +have the two of them under my nose all the time like that slut that Mary +we had in Ontario terrace padding out her false bottom to excite him bad +enough to get the smell of those painted women off him once or twice +I had a suspicion by getting him to come near me when I found the +long hair on his coat without that one when I went into the kitchen +pretending he was drinking water 1 woman is not enough for them it was +all his fault of course ruining servants then proposing that she could +eat at our table on Christmas day if you please O no thank you not in my +house stealing my potatoes and the oysters 2/6 per doz going out to see +her aunt if you please common robbery so it was but I was sure he had +something on with that one it takes me to find out a thing like that he +said you have no proof it was her proof O yes her aunt was very fond of +oysters but I told her what I thought of her suggesting me to go out to +be alone with her I wouldnt lower myself to spy on them the garters I +found in her room the Friday she was out that was enough for me a little +bit too much her face swelled up on her with temper when I gave her her +weeks notice I saw to that better do without them altogether do out the +rooms myself quicker only for the damn cooking and throwing out the dirt +I gave it to him anyhow either she or me leaves the house I couldnt even +touch him if I thought he was with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven +like that one denying it up to my face and singing about the place in +the W C too because she knew she was too well off yes because he couldnt +possibly do without it that long so he must do it somewhere and the last +time he came on my bottom when was it the night Boylan gave my hand a +great squeeze going along by the Tolka in my hand there steals another +I just pressed the back of his like that with my thumb to squeeze back +singing the young May moon shes beaming love because he has an idea +about him and me hes not such a fool he said Im dining out and going to +the Gaiety though Im not going to give him the satisfaction in any case +God knows hes a change in a way not to be always and ever wearing the +same old hat unless I paid some nicelooking boy to do it since I cant do +it myself a young boy would like me Id confuse him a little alone with +him if we were Id let him see my garters the new ones and make him turn +red looking at him seduce him I know what boys feel with that down +on their cheek doing that frigging drawing out the thing by the hour +question and answer would you do this that and the other with the +coalman yes with a bishop yes I would because I told him about some dean +or bishop was sitting beside me in the jews temples gardens when I was +knitting that woollen thing a stranger to Dublin what place was it and +so on about the monuments and he tired me out with statues encouraging +him making him worse than he is who is in your mind now tell me who are +you thinking of who is it tell me his name who tell me who the german +Emperor is it yes imagine Im him think of him can you feel him trying to +make a whore of me what he never will he ought to give it up now at this +age of his life simply ruination for any woman and no satisfaction in it +pretending to like it till he comes and then finish it off myself anyway +and it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for all with +all the talk of the world about it people make its only the first time +after that its just the ordinary do it and think no more about it why +cant you kiss a man without going and marrying him first you sometimes +love to wildly when you feel that way so nice all over you you cant help +yourself I wish some man or other would take me sometime when hes there +and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot down to +your soul almost paralyses you then I hate that confession when I used +to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he did +where and I said on the canal bank like a fool but whereabouts on your +person my child on the leg behind high up was it yes rather high up was +it where you sit down yes O Lord couldnt he say bottom right out and +have done with it what has that got to do with it and did you whatever +way he put it I forget no father and I always think of the real father +what did he want to know for when I already confessed it to God he had +a nice fat hand the palm moist always I wouldnt mind feeling it neither +would he Id say by the bullneck in his horsecollar I wonder did he know +me in the box I could see his face he couldnt see mine of course hed +never turn or let on still his eyes were red when his father died theyre +lost for a woman of course must be terrible when a man cries let alone +them Id like to be embraced by one in his vestments and the smell of +incense off him like the pope besides theres no danger with a priest if +youre married hes too careful about himself then give something to H +H the pope for a penance I wonder was he satisfied with me one thing I +didnt like his slapping me behind going away so familiarly in the hall +though I laughed Im not a horse or an ass am I I suppose he was thinking +of his fathers I wonder is he awake thinking of me or dreaming am I in +it who gave him that flower he said he bought he smelt of some kind of +drink not whisky or stout or perhaps the sweety kind of paste they stick +their bills up with some liqueur Id like to sip those richlooking green +and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the +opera hats I tasted once with my finger dipped out of that American that +had the squirrel talking stamps with father he had all he could do to +keep himself from falling asleep after the last time after we took the +port and potted meat it had a fine salty taste yes because I felt lovely +and tired myself and fell asleep as sound as a top the moment I popped +straight into bed till that thunder woke me up God be merciful to us +I thought the heavens were coming down about us to punish us when I +blessed myself and said a Hail Mary like those awful thunderbolts in +Gibraltar as if the world was coming to an end and then they come and +tell you theres no God what could you do if it was running and rushing +about nothing only make an act of contrition the candle I lit that +evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the month of May see it brought +its luck though hed scoff if he heard because he never goes to church +mass or meeting he says your soul you have no soul inside only grey +matter because he doesnt know what it is to have one yes when I lit the +lamp because he must have come 3 or 4 times with that tremendous big red +brute of a thing he has I thought the vein or whatever the dickens they +call it was going to burst though his nose is not so big after I took +off all my things with the blinds down after my hours dressing and +perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a thick crowbar +standing all the time he must have eaten oysters I think a few dozen he +was in great singing voice no I never in all my life felt anyone had +one the size of that to make you feel full up he must have eaten a whole +sheep after whats the idea making us like that with a big hole in the +middle of us or like a Stallion driving it up into you because thats all +they want out of you with that determined vicious look in his eye I had +to halfshut my eyes still he hasnt such a tremendous amount of spunk in +him when I made him pull out and do it on me considering how big it is +so much the better in case any of it wasnt washed out properly the last +time I let him finish it in me nice invention they made for women for +him to get all the pleasure but if someone gave them a touch of it +themselves theyd know what I went through with Milly nobody would +believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a swing +out of your whiskers filling her up with a child or twins once a year +as regular as the clock always with a smell of children off her the one +they called budgers or something like a nigger with a shock of hair on +it Jesusjack the child is a black the last time I was there a squad of +them falling over one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears +supposed to be healthy not satisfied till they have us swollen out like +elephants or I dont know what supposing I risked having another not off +him though still if he was married Im sure hed have a fine strong child +but I dont know Poldy has more spunk in him yes thatd be awfully jolly +I suppose it was meeting Josie Powell and the funeral and thinking about +me and Boylan set him off well he can think what he likes now if thatll +do him any good I know they were spooning a bit when I came on the scene +he was dancing and sitting out with her the night of Georgina Simpsons +housewarming and then he wanted to ram it down my neck it was on account +of not liking to see her a wallflower that was why we had the standup +row over politics he began it not me when he said about Our Lord being a +carpenter at last he made me cry of course a woman is so sensitive about +everything I was fuming with myself after for giving in only for I knew +he was gone on me and the first socialist he said He was he annoyed me +so much I couldnt put him into a temper still he knows a lot of mixedup +things especially about the body and the inside I often wanted to study +up that myself what we have inside us in that family physician I could +always hear his voice talking when the room was crowded and watch him +after that I pretended I had a coolness on with her over him because he +used to be a bit on the jealous side whenever he asked who are you going +to and I said over to Floey and he made me the present of Byron's poems +and the three pairs of gloves so that finished that I could quite easily +get him to make it up any time I know how Id even supposing he got in +with her again and was going out to see her somewhere Id know if he +refused to eat the onions I know plenty of ways ask him to tuck down the +collar of my blouse or touch him with my veil and gloves on going out I +kiss then would send them all spinning however alright well see then let +him go to her she of course would only be too delighted to pretend shes +mad in love with him that I wouldnt so much mind Id just go to her and +ask her do you love him and look her square in the eyes she couldnt fool +me but he might imagine he was and make a declaration to her with his +plabbery kind of a manner like he did to me though I had the devils own +job to get it out of him though I liked him for that it showed he could +hold in and wasnt to be got for the asking he was on the pop of asking +me too the night in the kitchen I was rolling the potato cake theres +something I want to say to you only for I put him off letting on I was +in a temper with my hands and arms full of pasty flour in any case I let +out too much the night before talking of dreams so I didnt want to let +him know more than was good for him she used to be always embracing me +Josie whenever he was there meaning him of course glauming me over and +when I said I washed up and down as far as possible asking me and did +you wash possible the women are always egging on to that putting it on +thick when hes there they know by his sly eye blinking a bit putting on +the indifferent when they come out with something the kind he is what +spoils him I dont wonder in the least because he was very handsome at +that time trying to look like Lord Byron I said I liked though he +was too beautiful for a man and he was a little before we got engaged +afterwards though she didnt like it so much the day I was in fits of +laughing with the giggles I couldnt stop about all my hairpins falling +out one after another with the mass of hair I had youre always in great +humour she said yes because it grigged her because she knew what it +meant because I used to tell her a good bit of what went on between us +not all but just enough to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault +she didnt darken the door much after we were married I wonder what shes +got like now after living with that dotty husband of hers she had her +face beginning to look drawn and run down the last time I saw her she +must have been just after a row with him because I saw on the moment she +was edging to draw down a conversation about husbands and talk about him +to run him down what was it she told me O yes that sometimes he used to +go to bed with his muddy boots on when the maggot takes him just imagine +having to get into bed with a thing like that that might murder you +any moment what a man well its not the one way everyone goes mad Poldy +anyhow whatever he does always wipes his feet on the mat when he comes +in wet or shine and always blacks his own boots too and he always takes +off his hat when he comes up in the street like then and now hes going +about in his slippers to look for 10000 pounds for a postcard U p up +O sweetheart May wouldnt a thing like that simply bore you stiff to +extinction actually too stupid even to take his boots off now what +could you make of a man like that Id rather die 20 times over than marry +another of their sex of course hed never find another woman like me to +put up with him the way I do know me come sleep with me yes and he knows +that too at the bottom of his heart take that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned +her husband for what I wonder in love with some other man yes it was +found out on her wasnt she the downright villain to go and do a thing +like that of course some men can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad +and always the worst word in the world what do they ask us to marry them +for if were so bad as all that comes to yes because they cant get on +without us white Arsenic she put in his tea off flypaper wasnt it I +wonder why they call it that if I asked him hed say its from the Greek +leave us as wise as we were before she must have been madly in love with +the other fellow to run the chance of being hanged O she didnt care if +that was her nature what could she do besides theyre not brutes enough +to go and hang a woman surely are they + +theyre all so different Boylan talking about the shape of my foot he +noticed at once even before he was introduced when I was in the D B C +with Poldy laughing and trying to listen I was waggling my foot we both +ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw him looking with his +two old maids of sisters when I stood up and asked the girl where it was +what do I care with it dropping out of me and that black closed breeches +he made me buy takes you half an hour to let them down wetting all +myself always with some brandnew fad every other week such a long one I +did I forgot my suede gloves on the seat behind that I never got after +some robber of a woman and he wanted me to put it in the Irish times +lost in the ladies lavatory D B C Dame street finder return to Mrs +Marion Bloom and I saw his eyes on my feet going out through the turning +door he was looking when I looked back and I went there for tea 2 days +after in the hope but he wasnt now how did that excite him because I was +crossing them when we were in the other room first he meant the shoes +that are too tight to walk in my hand is nice like that if I only had a +ring with the stone for my month a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for one +and a gold bracelet I dont like my foot so much still I made him spend +once with my foot the night after Goodwins botchup of a concert so cold +and windy it was well we had that rum in the house to mull and the fire +wasnt black out when he asked to take off my stockings lying on the +hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was my muddy boots +hed like me to walk in all the horses dung I could find but of course +hes not natural like the rest of the world that I what did he say I +could give 9 points in 10 to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that +mean I asked him I forget what he said because the stoppress edition +just passed and the man with the curly hair in the Lucan dairy thats so +polite I think I saw his face before somewhere I noticed him when I was +tasting the butter so I took my time Bartell dArcy too that he used to +make fun of when he commenced kissing me on the choir stairs after I +sang Gounods _Ave Maria_ what are we waiting for O my heart kiss me +straight on the brow and part which is my brown part he was pretty hot +for all his tinny voice too my low notes he was always raving about if +you can believe him I liked the way he used his mouth singing then he +said wasnt it terrible to do that there in a place like that I dont see +anything so terrible about it Ill tell him about that some day not now +and surprise him ay and Ill take him there and show him the very place +too we did it so now there you are like it or lump it he thinks nothing +can happen without him knowing he hadnt an idea about my mother till we +were engaged otherwise hed never have got me so cheap as he did he was +lo times worse himself anyhow begging me to give him a tiny bit cut off +my drawers that was the evening coming along Kenilworth square he kissed +me in the eye of my glove and I had to take it off asking me questions +is it permitted to enquire the shape of my bedroom so I let him keep it +as if I forgot it to think of me when I saw him slip it into his pocket +of course hes mad on the subject of drawers thats plain to be seen +always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on the bicycles with their +skirts blowing up to their navels even when Milly and I were out with +him at the open air fete that one in the cream muslin standing right +against the sun so he could see every atom she had on when he saw me +from behind following in the rain I saw him before he saw me however +standing at the corner of the Harolds cross road with a new raincoat on +him with the muffler in the Zingari colours to show off his complexion +and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was he doing there +where hed no business they can go and get whatever they like from +anything at all with a skirt on it and were not to ask any questions but +they want to know where were you where are you going I could feel him +coming along skulking after me his eyes on my neck he had been keeping +away from the house he felt it was getting too warm for him so I +halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to say yes till I took off my +glove slowly watching him he said my openwork sleeves were too cold for +the rain anything for an excuse to put his hand anear me drawers drawers +the whole blessed time till I promised to give him the pair off my doll +to carry about in his waistcoat pocket _O Maria Santisima_ he did look +a big fool dreeping in the rain splendid set of teeth he had made me +hungry to look at them and beseeched of me to lift the orange petticoat +I had on with the sunray pleats that there was nobody he said hed kneel +down in the wet if I didnt so persevering he would too and ruin his new +raincoat you never know what freak theyd take alone with you theyre so +savage for it if anyone was passing so I lifted them a bit and touched +his trousers outside the way I used to Gardner after with my ring hand +to keep him from doing worse where it was too public I was dying to find +out was he circumcised he was shaking like a jelly all over they want +to do everything too quick take all the pleasure out of it and father +waiting all the time for his dinner he told me to say I left my purse in +the butchers and had to go back for it what a Deceiver then he wrote me +that letter with all those words in it how could he have the face to any +woman after his company manners making it so awkward after when we met +asking me have I offended you with my eyelids down of course he saw I +wasnt he had a few brains not like that other fool Henny Doyle he was +always breaking or tearing something in the charades I hate an unlucky +man and if I knew what it meant of course I had to say no for form sake +dont understand you I said and wasnt it natural so it is of course +it used to be written up with a picture of a womans on that wall in +Gibraltar with that word I couldnt find anywhere only for children +seeing it too young then writing every morning a letter sometimes twice +a day I liked the way he made love then he knew the way to take a woman +when he sent me the 8 big poppies because mine was the 8th then I wrote +the night he kissed my heart at Dolphins barn I couldnt describe it +simply it makes you feel like nothing on earth but he never knew how to +embrace well like Gardner I hope hell come on Monday as he said at the +same time four I hate people who come at all hours answer the door you +think its the vegetables then its somebody and you all undressed or +the door of the filthy sloppy kitchen blows open the day old frostyface +Goodwin called about the concert in Lombard street and I just after +dinner all flushed and tossed with boiling old stew dont look at me +professor I had to say Im a fright yes but he was a real old gent in his +way it was impossible to be more respectful nobody to say youre out you +have to peep out through the blind like the messengerboy today I thought +it was a putoff first him sending the port and the peaches first and I +was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a +fool of me when I knew his tattarrattat at the door he must have been +a bit late because it was l/4 after 3 when I saw the 2 Dedalus girls +coming from school I never know the time even that watch he gave me +never seems to go properly Id want to get it looked after when I threw +the penny to that lame sailor for England home and beauty when I was +whistling there is a charming girl I love and I hadnt even put on my +clean shift or powdered myself or a thing then this day week were to go +to Belfast just as well he has to go to Ennis his fathers anniversary +the 27th it wouldnt be pleasant if he did suppose our rooms at the hotel +were beside each other and any fooling went on in the new bed I couldnt +tell him to stop and not bother me with him in the next room or perhaps +some protestant clergyman with a cough knocking on the wall then hed +never believe the next day we didnt do something its all very well a +husband but you cant fool a lover after me telling him we never did +anything of course he didnt believe me no its better hes going where +he is besides something always happens with him the time going to the +Mallow concert at Maryborough ordering boiling soup for the two of +us then the bell rang out he walks down the platform with the soup +splashing about taking spoonfuls of it hadnt he the nerve and the waiter +after him making a holy show of us screeching and confusion for the +engine to start but he wouldnt pay till he finished it the two gentlemen +in the 3rd class carriage said he was quite right so he was too hes so +pigheaded sometimes when he gets a thing into his head a good job he was +able to open the carriage door with his knife or theyd have taken us on +to Cork I suppose that was done out of revenge on him O I love jaunting +in a train or a car with lovely soft cushions I wonder will he take +a 1st class for me he might want to do it in the train by tipping the +guard well O I suppose therell be the usual idiots of men gaping at +us with their eyes as stupid as ever they can possibly be that was an +exceptional man that common workman that left us alone in the carriage +that day going to Howth Id like to find out something about him l or 2 +tunnels perhaps then you have to look out of the window all the nicer +then coming back suppose I never came back what would they say eloped +with him that gets you on on the stage the last concert I sang at where +its over a year ago when was it St Teresas hall Clarendon St little +chits of missies they have now singing Kathleen Kearney and her like +on account of father being in the army and my singing the absentminded +beggar and wearing a brooch for Lord Roberts when I had the map of it +all and Poldy not Irish enough was it him managed it this time I wouldnt +put it past him like he got me on to sing in the _Stabat Mater_ by going +around saying he was putting Lead Kindly Light to music I put him up to +that till the jesuits found out he was a freemason thumping the piano +lead Thou me on copied from some old opera yes and he was going about +with some of them Sinner Fein lately or whatever they call themselves +talking his usual trash and nonsense he says that little man he showed +me without the neck is very intelligent the coming man Griffiths is he +well he doesnt look it thats all I can say still it must have been him +he knew there was a boycott I hate the mention of their politics after +the war that Pretoria and Ladysmith and Bloemfontein where Gardner lieut +Stanley G 8th Bn 2nd East Lancs Rgt of enteric fever he was a lovely +fellow in khaki and just the right height over me Im sure he was brave +too he said I was lovely the evening we kissed goodbye at the canal lock +my Irish beauty he was pale with excitement about going away or wed be +seen from the road he couldnt stand properly and I so hot as I never +felt they could have made their peace in the beginning or old oom Paul +and the rest of the other old Krugers go and fight it out between them +instead of dragging on for years killing any finelooking men there were +with their fever if he was even decently shot it wouldnt have been so +bad I love to see a regiment pass in review the first time I saw the +Spanish cavalry at La Roque it was lovely after looking across the bay +from Algeciras all the lights of the rock like fireflies or those sham +battles on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their kilts in time at the +march past the 10th hussars the prince of Wales own or the lancers O the +lancers theyre grand or the Dublins that won Tugela his father made his +money over selling the horses for the cavalry well he could buy me a +nice present up in Belfast after what I gave him theyve lovely linen up +there or one of those nice kimono things I must buy a mothball like I +had before to keep in the drawer with them it would be exciting going +round with him shopping buying those things in a new city better leave +this ring behind want to keep turning and turning to get it over the +knuckle there or they might bell it round the town in their papers or +tell the police on me but theyd think were married O let them all go and +smother themselves for the fat lot I care he has plenty of money and hes +not a marrying man so somebody better get it out of him if I could find +out whether he likes me I looked a bit washy of course when I looked +close in the handglass powdering a mirror never gives you the expression +besides scrooching down on me like that all the time with his big +hipbones hes heavy too with his hairy chest for this heat always having +to lie down for them better for him put it into me from behind the way +Mrs Mastiansky told me her husband made her like the dogs do it and +stick out her tongue as far as ever she could and he so quiet and mild +with his tingating cither can you ever be up to men the way it takes +them lovely stuff in that blue suit he had on and stylish tie and socks +with the skyblue silk things on them hes certainly well off I know by +the cut his clothes have and his heavy watch but he was like a perfect +devil for a few minutes after he came back with the stoppress tearing up +the tickets and swearing blazes because he lost 20 quid he said he lost +over that outsider that won and half he put on for me on account of +Lenehans tip cursing him to the lowest pits that sponger he was making +free with me after the Glencree dinner coming back that long joult over +the featherbed mountain after the lord Mayor looking at me with his +dirty eyes Val Dillon that big heathen I first noticed him at dessert +when I was cracking the nuts with my teeth I wished I could have picked +every morsel of that chicken out of my fingers it was so tasty +and browned and as tender as anything only for I didnt want to eat +everything on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked +silver too I wish I had some I could easily have slipped a couple into +my muff when I was playing with them then always hanging out of them for +money in a restaurant for the bit you put down your throat we have to +be thankful for our mangy cup of tea itself as a great compliment to be +noticed the way the world is divided in any case if its going to go on I +want at least two other good chemises for one thing and but I dont know +what kind of drawers he likes none at all I think didnt he say yes and +half the girls in Gibraltar never wore them either naked as God made +them that Andalusian singing her Manola she didnt make much secret of +what she hadnt yes and the second pair of silkette stockings is laddered +after one days wear I could have brought them back to Lewers this +morning and kicked up a row and made that one change them only not to +upset myself and run the risk of walking into him and ruining the whole +thing and one of those kidfitting corsets Id want advertised cheap in +the Gentlewoman with elastic gores on the hips he saved the one I have +but thats no good what did they say they give a delightful figure line +11/6 obviating that unsightly broad appearance across the lower back to +reduce flesh my belly is a bit too big Ill have to knock off the +stout at dinner or am I getting too fond of it the last they sent from +ORourkes was as flat as a pancake he makes his money easy Larry they +call him the old mangy parcel he sent at Xmas a cottage cake and a +bottle of hogwash he tried to palm off as claret that he couldnt get +anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear hed die of the drouth or +I must do a few breathing exercises I wonder is that antifat any good +might overdo it the thin ones are not so much the fashion now garters +that much I have the violet pair I wore today thats all he bought me +out of the cheque he got on the first O no there was the face lotion +I finished the last of yesterday that made my skin like new I told him +over and over again get that made up in the same place and dont forget +it God only knows whether he did after all I said to him 111 know by +the bottle anyway if not I suppose 111 only have to wash in my piss like +beeftea or chickensoup with some of that opoponax and violet I thought +it was beginning to look coarse or old a bit the skin underneath is much +finer where it peeled off there on my finger after the burn its a pity +it isnt all like that and the four paltry handkerchiefs about 6/- in all +sure you cant get on in this world without style all going in food and +rent when I get it Ill lash it around I tell you in fine style I always +want to throw a handful of tea into the pot measuring and mincing if +I buy a pair of old brogues itself do you like those new shoes yes how +much were they Ive no clothes at all the brown costume and the skirt and +jacket and the one at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman cutting +up this old hat and patching up the other the men wont look at you and +women try to walk on you because they know youve no man then with all +the things getting dearer every day for the 4 years more I have of life +up to 35 no Im what am I at all 111 be 33 in September will I what O +well look at that Mrs Galbraith shes much older than me I saw her when +I was out last week her beautys on the wane she was a lovely woman +magnificent head of hair on her down to her waist tossing it back like +that like Kitty OShea in Grantham street 1st thing I did every morning +to look across see her combing it as if she loved it and was full of it +pity I only got to know her the day before we left and that Mrs Langtry +the jersey lily the prince of Wales was in love with I suppose hes like +the first man going the roads only for the name of a king theyre all +made the one way only a black mans Id like to try a beauty up to what +was she 45 there was some funny story about the jealous old husband what +was it at all and an oyster knife he went no he made her wear a kind +of a tin thing round her and the prince of Wales yes he had the oyster +knife cant be true a thing like that like some of those books he brings +me the works of Master Francois Somebody supposed to be a priest about +a child born out of her ear because her bumgut fell out a nice word for +any priest to write and her a--e as if any fool wouldnt know what that +meant I hate that pretending of all things with that old blackguards +face on him anybody can see its not true and that Ruby and Fair Tyrants +he brought me that twice I remember when I came to page 5 o the part +about where she hangs him up out of a hook with a cord flagellate +sure theres nothing for a woman in that all invention made up about he +drinking the champagne out of her slipper after the ball was over like +the infant Jesus in the crib at Inchicore in the Blessed Virgins arms +sure no woman could have a child that big taken out of her and I thought +first it came out of her side because how could she go to the chamber +when she wanted to and she a rich lady of course she felt honoured H R H +he was in Gibraltar the year I was born I bet he found lilies there too +where he planted the tree he planted more than that in his time he might +have planted me too if hed come a bit sooner then I wouldnt be here as +I am he ought to chuck that Freeman with the paltry few shillings +he knocks out of it and go into an office or something where hed get +regular pay or a bank where they could put him up on a throne to count +the money all the day of course he prefers plottering about the house +so you cant stir with him any side whats your programme today I wish hed +even smoke a pipe like father to get the smell of a man or pretending +to be mooching about for advertisements when he could have been in Mr +Cuffes still only for what he did then sending me to try and patch it up +I could have got him promoted there to be the manager he gave me a great +mirada once or twice first he was as stiff as the mischief really and +truly Mrs Bloom only I felt rotten simply with the old rubbishy dress +that I lost the leads out of the tails with no cut in it but theyre +coming into fashion again I bought it simply to please him I knew it was +no good by the finish pity I changed my mind of going to Todd and Bums +as I said and not Lees it was just like the shop itself rummage sale a +lot of trash I hate those rich shops get on your nerves nothing kills me +altogether only he thinks he knows a great lot about a womans dress and +cooking mathering everything he can scour off the shelves into it if +I went by his advices every blessed hat I put on does that suit me yes +take that thats alright the one like a weddingcake standing up miles +off my head he said suited me or the dishcover one coming down on my +backside on pins and needles about the shopgirl in that place in Grafton +street I had the misfortune to bring him into and she as insolent as +ever she could be with her smirk saying Im afraid were giving you too +much trouble what shes there for but I stared it out of her yes he was +awfully stiff and no wonder but he changed the second time he looked +Poldy pigheaded as usual like the soup but I could see him looking very +hard at my chest when he stood up to open the door for me it was nice of +him to show me out in any case Im extremely sorry Mrs Bloom believe me +without making it too marked the first time after him being insulted and +me being supposed to be his wife I just half smiled I know my chest was +out that way at the door when he said Im extremely sorry and Im sure you +were + +yes I think he made them a bit firmer sucking them like that so long he +made me thirsty titties he calls them I had to laugh yes this one anyhow +stiff the nipple gets for the least thing Ill get him to keep that up +and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him +what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same +in case of twins theyre supposed to represent beauty placed up there +like those statues in the museum one of them pretending to hide it with +her hand are they so beautiful of course compared with what a man looks +like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of +him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a +cabbageleaf that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the meat market or +that other wretch with the red head behind the tree where the statue +of the fish used to be when I was passing pretending he was pissing +standing out for me to see it with his babyclothes up to one side the +Queens own they were a nice lot its well the Surreys relieved them +theyre always trying to show it to you every time nearly I passed +outside the mens greenhouse near the Harcourt street station just to +try some fellow or other trying to catch my eye as if it was I of the +7 wonders of the world O and the stink of those rotten places the night +coming home with Poldy after the Comerfords party oranges and lemonade +to make you feel nice and watery I went into r of them it was so biting +cold I couldnt keep it when was that 93 the canal was frozen yes it was +a few months after a pity a couple of the Camerons werent there to see +me squatting in the mens place meadero I tried to draw a picture of +it before I tore it up like a sausage or something I wonder theyre not +afraid going about of getting a kick or a bang of something there the +woman is beauty of course thats admitted when he said I could pose for a +picture naked to some rich fellow in Holles street when he lost the +job in Helys and I was selling the clothes and strumming in the coffee +palace would I be like that bath of the nymph with my hair down yes only +shes younger or Im a little like that dirty bitch in that Spanish photo +he has nymphs used they go about like that I asked him about her and +that word met something with hoses in it and he came out with some +jawbreakers about the incarnation he never can explain a thing simply +the way a body can understand then he goes and burns the bottom out of +the pan all for his Kidney this one not so much theres the mark of his +teeth still where he tried to bite the nipple I had to scream out arent +they fearful trying to hurt you I had a great breast of milk with Milly +enough for two what was the reason of that he said I could have got a +pound a week as a wet nurse all swelled out the morning that delicate +looking student that stopped in no 28 with the Citrons Penrose nearly +caught me washing through the window only for I snapped up the towel to +my face that was his studenting hurt me they used to weaning her till he +got doctor Brady to give me the belladonna prescription I had to get him +to suck them they were so hard he said it was sweeter and thicker than +cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea well hes beyond everything I +declare somebody ought to put him in the budget if I only could remember +the I half of the things and write a book out of it the works of Master +Poldy yes and its so much smoother the skin much an hour he was at them +Im sure by the clock like some kind of a big infant I had at me they +want everything in their mouth all the pleasure those men get out of a +woman I can feel his mouth O Lord I must stretch myself I wished he was +here or somebody to let myself go with and come again like that I feel +all fire inside me or if I could dream it when he made me spend the 2nd +time tickling me behind with his finger I was coming for about 5 minutes +with my legs round him I had to hug him after O Lord I wanted to shout +out all sorts of things fuck or shit or anything at all only not to look +ugly or those lines from the strain who knows the way hed take it you +want to feel your way with a man theyre not all like him thank God some +of them want you to be so nice about it I noticed the contrast he does +it and doesnt talk I gave my eyes that look with my hair a bit loose +from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips up to him the savage +brute Thursday Friday one Saturday two Sunday three O Lord I cant wait +till Monday + +frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines +have in them like big giants and the water rolling all over and out of +them all sides like the end of Loves old sweeeetsonnnng the poor men +that have to be out all the night from their wives and families in those +roasting engines stifling it was today Im glad I burned the half of +those old Freemans and Photo Bits leaving things like that lying about +hes getting very careless and threw the rest of them up in the W C 111 +get him to cut them tomorrow for me instead of having them there for +the next year to get a few pence for them have him asking wheres last +Januarys paper and all those old overcoats I bundled out of the hall +making the place hotter than it is that rain was lovely and refreshing +just after my beauty sleep I thought it was going to get like Gibraltar +my goodness the heat there before the levanter came on black as night +and the glare of the rock standing up in it like a big giant compared +with their 3 Rock mountain they think is so great with the red sentries +here and there the poplars and they all whitehot and the smell of the +rainwater in those tanks watching the sun all the time weltering down on +you faded all that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me from +the B Marche paris what a shame my dearest Doggerina she wrote on it +she was very nice whats this her other name was just a p c to tell you I +sent the little present have just had a jolly warm bath and feel a very +clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called him wogger wd give anything +to be back in Gib and hear you sing Waiting and in old Madrid Concone +is the name of those exercises he bought me one of those new some word +I couldnt make out shawls amusing things but tear for the least thing +still there lovely I think dont you will always think of the lovely teas +we had together scrumptious currant scones and raspberry wafers I adore +well now dearest Doggerina be sure and write soon kind she left out +regards to your father also captain Grove with love yrs affly Hester x +x x x x she didnt look a bit married just like a girl he was years older +than her wogger he was awfully fond of me when he held down the wire +with his foot for me to step over at the bullfight at La Linea when +that matador Gomez was given the bulls ear these clothes we have to wear +whoever invented them expecting you to walk up Killiney hill then for +example at that picnic all staysed up you cant do a blessed thing in +them in a crowd run or jump out of the way thats why I was afraid when +that other ferocious old Bull began to charge the banderilleros with +the sashes and the 2 things in their hats and the brutes of men shouting +bravo toro sure the women were as bad in their nice white mantillas +ripping all the whole insides out of those poor horses I never heard of +such a thing in all my life yes he used to break his heart at me taking +off the dog barking in bell lane poor brute and it sick what became +of them ever I suppose theyre dead long ago the 2 of them its like all +through a mist makes you feel so old I made the scones of course I had +everything all to myself then a girl Hester we used to compare our hair +mine was thicker than hers she showed me how to settle it at the back +when I put it up and whats this else how to make a knot on a thread with +the one hand we were like cousins what age was I then the night of the +storm I slept in her bed she had her arms round me then we were fighting +in the morning with the pillow what fun he was watching me whenever he +got an opportunity at the band on the Alameda esplanade when I was with +father and captain Grove I looked up at the church first and then at the +windows then down and our eyes met I felt something go through me like +all needles my eyes were dancing I remember after when I looked +at myself in the glass hardly recognised myself the change he was +attractive to a girl in spite of his being a little bald intelligent +looking disappointed and gay at the same time he was like Thomas in +the shadow of Ashlydyat I had a splendid skin from the sun and the +excitement like a rose I didnt get a wink of sleep it wouldnt have been +nice on account of her but I could have stopped it in time she gave me +the Moonstone to read that was the first I read of Wilkie Collins East +Lynne I read and the shadow of Ashlydyat Mrs Henry Wood Henry Dunbar by +that other woman I lent him afterwards with Mulveys photo in it so as he +see I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me +by Mrs Hungerford on account of the name I dont like books with a Molly +in them like that one he brought me about the one from Flanders a whore +always shoplifting anything she could cloth and stuff and yards of it +O this blanket is too heavy on me thats better I havent even one decent +nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and his +fooling thats better I used to be weltering then in the heat my shift +drenched with the sweat stuck in the cheeks of my bottom on the chair +when I stood up they were so fattish and firm when I got up on the sofa +cushions to see with my clothes up and the bugs tons of them at night +and the mosquito nets I couldnt read a line Lord how long ago it seems +centuries of course they never came back and she didnt put her address +right on it either she may have noticed her wogger people were always +going away and we never I remember that day with the waves and the +boats with their high heads rocking and the smell of ship those Officers +uniforms on shore leave made me seasick he didnt say anything he was +very serious I had the high buttoned boots on and my skirt was blowing +she kissed me six or seven times didnt I cry yes I believe I did or near +it my lips were taittering when I said goodbye she had a Gorgeous wrap +of some special kind of blue colour on her for the voyage made very +peculiarly to one side like and it was extremely pretty it got as dull +as the devil after they went I was almost planning to run away mad out +of it somewhere were never easy where we are father or aunt or marriage +waiting always waiting to guiiiide him toooo me waiting nor speeeed +his flying feet their damn guns bursting and booming all over the shop +especially the Queens birthday and throwing everything down in all +directions if you didnt open the windows when general Ulysses Grant +whoever he was or did supposed to be some great fellow landed off the +ship and old Sprague the consul that was there from before the flood +dressed up poor man and he in mourning for the son then the same old +bugles for reveille in the morning and drums rolling and the unfortunate +poor devils of soldiers walking about with messtins smelling the place +more than the old longbearded jews in their jellibees and levites +assembly and sound clear and gunfire for the men to cross the lines and +the warden marching with his keys to lock the gates and the bagpipes and +only captain Groves and father talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and +sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for +them everytime they went out drunken old devil with his grog on the +windowsill catch him leaving any of it picking his nose trying to think +of some other dirty story to tell up in a corner but he never forgot +himself when I was there sending me out of the room on some blind excuse +paying his compliments the Bushmills whisky talking of course but hed +do the same to the next woman that came along I suppose he died of +galloping drink ages ago the days like years not a letter from a living +soul except the odd few I posted to myself with bits of paper in them so +bored sometimes I could fight with my nails listening to that old Arab +with the one eye and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah +aheah all my compriments on your hotchapotch of your heass as bad as now +with the hands hanging off me looking out of the window if there was a +nice fellow even in the opposite house that medical in Holles street the +nurse was after when I put on my gloves and hat at the window to show +I was going out not a notion what I meant arent they thick never +understand what you say even youd want to print it up on a big poster +for them not even if you shake hands twice with the left he didnt +recognise me either when I half frowned at him outside Westland row +chapel where does their great intelligence come in Id like to know +grey matter they have it all in their tail if you ask me those country +gougers up in the City Arms intelligence they had a damn sight less than +the bulls and cows they were selling the meat and the coalmans bell that +noisy bugger trying to swindle me with the wrong bill he took out of his +hat what a pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend any broken +bottles for a poor man today and no visitors or post ever except his +cheques or some advertisement like that wonderworker they sent him +addressed dear Madam only his letter and the card from Milly this +morning see she wrote a letter to him who did I get the last letter from +O Mrs Dwenn now what possessed her to write from Canada after so many +years to know the recipe I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since +she wrote to say she was married to a very rich architect if Im to +believe all I hear with a villa and eight rooms her father was an +awfully nice man he was near seventy always goodhumoured well now Miss +Tweedy or Miss Gillespie theres the piannyer that was a solid silver +coffee service he had too on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far +away I hate people that have always their poor story to tell everybody +has their own troubles that poor Nancy Blake died a month ago of acute +neumonia well I didnt know her so well as all that she was Floeys friend +more than mine poor Nancy its a bother having to answer he always tells +me the wrong things and no stops to say like making a speech your sad +bereavement symphathy I always make that mistake and newphew with 2 +double yous in I hope hell write me a longer letter the next time if its +a thing he really likes me O thanks be to the great God I got somebody +to give me what I badly wanted to put some heart up into me youve no +chances at all in this place like you used long ago I wish somebody +would write me a loveletter his wasnt much and I told him he could write +what he liked yours ever Hugh Boylan in old Madrid stuff silly women +believe love is sighing I am dying still if he wrote it I suppose thered +be some truth in it true or no it fills up your whole day and life +always something to think about every moment and see it all round you +like a new world I could write the answer in bed to let him imagine me +short just a few words not those long crossed letters Atty Dillon used +to write to the fellow that was something in the four courts that jilted +her after out of the ladies letterwriter when I told her to say a few +simple words he could twist how he liked not acting with precipat precip +itancy with equal candour the greatest earthly happiness answer to a +gentlemans proposal affirmatively my goodness theres nothing else its +all very fine for them but as for being a woman as soon as youre old +they might as well throw you out in the bottom of the ashpit. + +Mulveys was the first when I was in bed that morning and Mrs Rubio +brought it in with the coffee she stood there standing when I asked her +to hand me and I pointing at them I couldnt think of the word a hairpin +to open it with ah horquilla disobliging old thing and it staring her +in the face with her switch of false hair on her and vain about her +appearance ugly as she was near 80 or a loo her face a mass of wrinkles +with all her religion domineering because she never could get over the +Atlantic fleet coming in half the ships of the world and the Union Jack +flying with all her carabineros because 4 drunken English sailors took +all the rock from them and because I didnt run into mass often enough in +Santa Maria to please her with her shawl up on her except when there was +a marriage on with all her miracles of the saints and her black blessed +virgin with the silver dress and the sun dancing 3 times on Easter +Sunday morning and when the priest was going by with the bell bringing +the vatican to the dying blessing herself for his Majestad an admirer +he signed it I near jumped out of my skin I wanted to pick him up when +I saw him following me along the Calle Real in the shop window then +he tipped me just in passing but I never thought hed write making an +appointment I had it inside my petticoat bodice all day reading it up +in every hole and corner while father was up at the drill instructing to +find out by the handwriting or the language of stamps singing I remember +shall I wear a white rose and I wanted to put on the old stupid clock to +near the time he was the first man kissed me under the Moorish wall my +sweetheart when a boy it never entered my head what kissing meant till +he put his tongue in my mouth his mouth was sweetlike young I put my +knee up to him a few times to learn the way what did I tell him I was +engaged for for fun to the son of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de +la Flora and he believed me that I was to be married to him in 3 years +time theres many a true word spoken in jest there is a flower that +bloometh a few things I told him true about myself just for him to be +imagining the Spanish girls he didnt like I suppose one of them wouldnt +have him I got him excited he crushed all the flowers on my bosom he +brought me he couldnt count the pesetas and the perragordas till I +taught him Cappoquin he came from he said on the black water but it was +too short then the day before he left May yes it was May when the infant +king of Spain was born Im always like that in the spring Id like a new +fellow every year up on the tiptop under the rockgun near OHaras tower +I told him it was struck by lightning and all about the old Barbary apes +they sent to Clapham without a tail careering all over the show on each +others back Mrs Rubio said she was a regular old rock scorpion robbing +the chickens out of Inces farm and throw stones at you if you went anear +he was looking at me I had that white blouse on open in the front to +encourage him as much as I could without too openly they were just +beginning to be plump I said I was tired we lay over the firtree cove +a wild place I suppose it must be the highest rock in existence the +galleries and casemates and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels +cave with the icicles or whatever they call them hanging down and +ladders all the mud plotching my boots Im sure thats the way down the +monkeys go under the sea to Africa when they die the ships out far like +chips that was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the sky you could +do what you liked lie there for ever he caressed them outside they love +doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white +ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the +best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I +could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment +but I wouldnt lee him he was awfully put out first for fear you never +know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant +Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried +with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me +somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was +up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there +where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and +then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres +a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it +off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to +be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my +petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the +life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel +rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was +shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little +when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and +drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men +down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me +what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant +he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to +the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said +hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married +hed do it to me and I promised him yes faithfully Id let him block me +now flying perhaps hes dead or killed or a captain or admiral its nearly +20 years if I said firtree cove he would if he came up behind me and +put his hands over my eyes to guess who I might recognise him hes young +still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the black water and is +quite changed they all do they havent half the character a woman has she +little knows what I did with her beloved husband before he ever dreamt +of her in broad daylight too in the sight of the whole world you might +say they could have put an article about it in the Chronicle I was a bit +wild after when I blew out the old bag the biscuits were in from Benady +Bros and exploded it Lord what a bang all the woodcocks and pigeons +screaming coming back the same way that we went over middle hill round +by the old guardhouse and the jews burialplace pretending to read out +the Hebrew on them I wanted to fire his pistol he said he hadnt one he +didnt know what to make of me with his peak cap on that he always wore +crooked as often as I settled it straight H M S Calypso swinging my hat +that old Bishop that spoke off the altar his long preach about womans +higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing peak +caps and the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I +suppose theyre called after him I never thought that would be my +name Bloom when I used to write it in print to see how it looked on a +visiting card or practising for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre +looking blooming Josie used to say after I married him well its better +than Breen or Briggs does brig or those awful names with bottom in them +Mrs Ramsbottom or some other kind of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt go mad +about either or suppose I divorced him Mrs Boylan my mother whoever she +was might have given me a nicer name the Lord knows after the lovely +one she had Lunita Laredo the fun we had running along Williss road to +Europa point twisting in and out all round the other side of Jersey they +were shaking and dancing about in my blouse like Millys little ones now +when she runs up the stairs I loved looking down at them I was jumping +up at the pepper trees and the white poplars pulling the leaves off and +throwing them at him he went to India he was to write the voyages those +men have to make to the ends of the world and back its the least they +might get a squeeze or two at a woman while they can going out to be +drowned or blown up somewhere I went up Windmill hill to the flats +that Sunday morning with captain Rubios that was dead spyglass like the +sentry had he said hed have one or two from on board I wore that frock +from the B Marche paris and the coral necklace the straits shining I +could see over to Morocco almost the bay of Tangier white and the Atlas +mountain with snow on it and the straits like a river so clear Harry +Molly darling I was thinking of him on the sea all the time after at +mass when my petticoat began to slip down at the elevation weeks and +weeks I kept the handkerchief under my pillow for the smell of him there +was no decent perfume to be got in that Gibraltar only that cheap peau +dEspagne that faded and left a stink on you more than anything else I +wanted to give him a memento he gave me that clumsy Claddagh ring for +luck that I gave Gardner going to south Africa where those Boers killed +him with their war and fever but they were well beaten all the same as +if it brought its bad luck with it like an opal or pearl still it must +have been pure 18 carrot gold because it was very heavy but what could +you get in a place like that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that +derelict ship that came up to the harbour Marie the Marie whatyoucallit +no he hadnt a moustache that was Gardner yes I can see his face +cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone +once in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes breath my lips +forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world the mists began +I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let that out +full when I get in front of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney +and her lot of squealers Miss This Miss That Miss Theother lot of +sparrowfarts skitting around talking about politics they know as much +about as my backside anything in the world to make themselves someway +interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ay and whose +are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought you +were a wheelbarrow theyd die down dead off their feet if ever they got +a chance of walking down the Alameda on an officers arm like me on the +bandnight my eyes flash my bust that they havent passion God help their +poor head I knew more about men and life when I was I S than theyll all +know at 50 they dont know how to sing a song like that Gardner said no +man could look at my mouth and teeth smiling like that and not think of +it I was afraid he mightnt like my accent first he so English all father +left me in spite of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow +he always said theyre so snotty about themselves some of those cads he +wasnt a bit like that he was dead gone on my lips let them get a husband +first thats fit to be looked at and a daughter like mine or see if they +can excite a swell with money that can pick and choose whoever he wants +like Boylan to do it 4 or 5 times locked in each others arms or the +voice either I could have been a prima donna only I married him comes +looooves old deep down chin back not too much make it double My Ladys +Bower is too long for an encore about the moated grange at twilight and +vaunted rooms yes Ill sing Winds that blow from the south that he gave +after the choirstairs performance Ill change that lace on my black dress +to show off my bubs and Ill yes by God Ill get that big fan mended make +them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I think of him I +feel I want to I feel some wind in me better go easy not wake him have +him at it again slobbering after washing every bit of myself back belly +and sides if we had even a bath itself or my own room anyway I wish hed +sleep in some bed by himself with his cold feet on me give us room even +to let a fart God or do the least thing better yes hold them like that +a bit on my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train far away +pianissimo eeeee one more song + +that was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows if +that pork chop I took with my cup of tea after was quite good with the +heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im sure that queerlooking man in +the porkbutchers is a great rogue I hope that lamp is not smoking fill +my nose up with smuts better than having him leaving the gas on all +night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in Gibraltar even getting up to see +why am I so damned nervous about that though I like it in the winter its +more company O Lord it was rotten cold too that winter when I was +only about ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes +dressing her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those +mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the fire with +the little bit of a short shift I had up to heat myself I loved dancing +about in it then make a race back into bed Im sure that fellow opposite +used to be there the whole time watching with the lights out in the +summer and I in my skin hopping around I used to love myself then +stripped at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came to the +chamber performance I put out the light too so then there were 2 of us +goodbye to my sleep for this night anyhow I hope hes not going to get in +with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young again coming +in at 4 in the morning it must be if not more still he had the manners +not to wake me what do they find to gabber about all night squandering +money and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he +starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and Findon haddy and hot +buttered toast I suppose well have him sitting up like the king of +the country pumping the wrong end of the spoon up and down in his egg +wherever he learned that from and I love to hear him falling up the +stairs of a morning with the cups rattling on the tray and then play +with the cat she rubs up against you for her own sake I wonder has she +fleas shes as bad as a woman always licking and lecking but I hate their +claws I wonder do they see anything that we cant staring like that when +she sits at the top of the stairs so long and listening as I wait always +what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think Ill get a bit +of fish tomorrow or today is it Friday yes I will with some blancmange +with black currant jam like long ago not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum +and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as +far only for the bones I hate those eels cod yes Ill get a nice piece +of cod Im always getting enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that +everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib +steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very name is enough or +a picnic suppose we all gave 5/- each and or let him pay it and invite +some other woman for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to the furry glen +or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the horses toenails +first like he does with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with +some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are little houses down +at the bottom of the banks there on purpose but its as hot as blazes he +says not a bank holiday anyhow I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes +out for the day Whit Monday is a cursed day too no wonder that bee bit +him better the seaside but Id never again in this life get into a boat +with him after him at Bray telling the boatman he knew how to row if +anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the gold cup hed say +yes then it came on to get rough the old thing crookeding about and the +weight all down my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the +left and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom and his +oar slipping out of the stirrup its a mercy we werent all drowned he can +swim of course me no theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in +his flannel trousers Id like to have tattered them down off him before +all the people and give him what that one calls flagellate till he was +black and blue do him all the good in the world only for that longnosed +chap I dont know who he is with that other beauty Burke out of the City +Arms hotel was there spying around as usual on the slip always where he +wasnt wanted if there was a row on youd vomit a better face there was no +love lost between us thats 1 consolation I wonder what kind is that book +he brought me Sweets of Sin by a gentleman of fashion some other Mr de +Kock I suppose the people gave him that nickname going about with his +tube from one woman to another I couldnt even change my new white shoes +all ruined with the saltwater and the hat I had with that feather all +blowy and tossed on me how annoying and provoking because the smell of +the sea excited me of course the sardines and the bream in Catalan bay +round the back of the rock they were fine all silver in the fishermens +baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the tall +old chap with the earrings I dont like a man you have to climb up to to +get at I suppose theyre all dead and rotten long ago besides I dont like +being alone in this big barracks of a place at night I suppose Ill have +to put up with it I never brought a bit of salt in even when we moved +in the confusion musical academy he was going to make on the first floor +drawingroom with a brassplate or Blooms private hotel he suggested go +and ruin himself altogether the way his father did down in Ennis like +all the things he told father he was going to do and me but I saw +through him telling me all the lovely places we could go for the +honeymoon Venice by moonlight with the gondolas and the lake of Como he +had a picture cut out of some paper of and mandolines and lanterns O +how nice I said whatever I liked he was going to do immediately if +not sooner will you be my man will you carry my can he ought to get a +leather medal with a putty rim for all the plans he invents then leaving +us here all day youd never know what old beggar at the door for a crust +with his long story might be a tramp and put his foot in the way to +prevent me shutting it like that picture of that hardened criminal he +was called in Lloyds Weekly news 20 years in jail then he comes out and +murders an old woman for her money imagine his poor wife or mother or +whoever she is such a face youd run miles away from I couldnt rest easy +till I bolted all the doors and windows to make sure but its worse again +being locked up like in a prison or a madhouse they ought to be all shot +or the cat of nine tails a big brute like that that would attack a poor +old woman to murder her in her bed Id cut them off him so I would not +that hed be much use still better than nothing the night I was sure +I heard burglars in the kitchen and he went down in his shirt with a +candle and a poker as if he was looking for a mouse as white as a sheet +frightened out of his wits making as much noise as he possibly could +for the burglars benefit there isnt much to steal indeed the Lord knows +still its the feeling especially now with Milly away such an idea for +him to send the girl down there to learn to take photographs on account +of his grandfather instead of sending her to Skerrys academy where shed +have to learn not like me getting all IS at school only hed do a thing +like that all the same on account of me and Boylan thats why he did +it Im certain the way he plots and plans everything out I couldnt turn +round with her in the place lately unless I bolted the door first gave +me the fidgets coming in without knocking first when I put the chair +against the door just as I was washing myself there below with the glove +get on your nerves then doing the loglady all day put her in a glasscase +with two at a time to look at her if he knew she broke off the hand off +that little gimcrack statue with her roughness and carelessness before +she left that I got that little Italian boy to mend so that you cant +see the join for 2 shillings wouldnt even teem the potatoes for you of +course shes right not to ruin her hands I noticed he was always talking +to her lately at the table explaining things in the paper and she +pretending to understand sly of course that comes from his side of the +house he cant say I pretend things can he Im too honest as a matter of +fact and helping her into her coat but if there was anything wrong with +her its me shed tell not him I suppose he thinks Im finished out and +laid on the shelf well Im not no nor anything like it well see well see +now shes well on for flirting too with Tom Devans two sons imitating +me whistling with those romps of Murray girls calling for her can Milly +come out please shes in great demand to pick what they can out of her +round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night its as well +he sent her where she is she was just getting out of bounds wanting to +go on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I +smelt it off her dress when I was biting off the thread of the button +I sewed on to the bottom of her jacket she couldnt hide much from me I +tell you only I oughtnt to have stitched it and it on her it brings a +parting and the last plumpudding too split in 2 halves see it comes out +no matter what they say her tongue is a bit too long for my taste +your blouse is open too low she says to me the pan calling the kettle +blackbottom and I had to tell her not to cock her legs up like that on +show on the windowsill before all the people passing they all look at +her like me when I was her age of course any old rag looks well on +you then a great touchmenot too in her own way at the Only Way in the +Theatre royal take your foot away out of that I hate people touching +me afraid of her life Id crush her skirt with the pleats a lot of that +touching must go on in theatres in the crush in the dark theyre always +trying to wiggle up to you that fellow in the pit at the Gaiety for +Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last time Ill ever go there to be squashed +like that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me +there and looking away hes a bit daft I think I saw him after trying to +get near two stylishdressed ladies outside Switzers window at the same +little game I recognised him on the moment the face and everything but +he didnt remember me yes and she didnt even want me to kiss her at the +Broadstone going away well I hope shell get someone to dance attendance +on her the way I did when she was down with the mumps and her glands +swollen wheres this and wheres that of course she cant feel anything +deep yet I never came properly till I was what 22 or so it went into the +wrong place always only the usual girls nonsense and giggling that +Conny Connolly writing to her in white ink on black paper sealed with +sealingwax though she clapped when the curtain came down because he +looked so handsome then we had Martin Harvey for breakfast dinner and +supper I thought to myself afterwards it must be real love if a man +gives up his life for her that way for nothing I suppose there are a +few men like that left its hard to believe in it though unless it really +happened to me the majority of them with not a particle of love in their +natures to find two people like that nowadays full up of each other that +would feel the same way as you do theyre usually a bit foolish in the +head his father must have been a bit queer to go and poison himself +after her still poor old man I suppose he felt lost shes always making +love to my things too the few old rags I have wanting to put her hair up +at I S my powder too only ruin her skin on her shes time enough for that +all her life after of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her +lips so red a pity they wont stay that way I was too but theres no use +going to the fair with the thing answering me like a fishwoman when +I asked to go for a half a stone of potatoes the day we met Mrs Joe +Gallaher at the trottingmatches and she pretended not to see us in her +trap with Friery the solicitor we werent grand enough till I gave her 2 +damn fine cracks across the ear for herself take that now for answering +me like that and that for your impudence she had me that exasperated of +course contradicting I was badtempered too because how was it there was +a weed in the tea or I didnt sleep the night before cheese I ate was it +and I told her over and over again not to leave knives crossed like that +because she has nobody to command her as she said herself well if he +doesnt correct her faith I will that was the last time she turned on the +teartap I was just like that myself they darent order me about the place +its his fault of course having the two of us slaving here instead of +getting in a woman long ago am I ever going to have a proper servant +again of course then shed see him coming Id have to let her know or shed +revenge it arent they a nuisance that old Mrs Fleming you have to be +walking round after her putting the things into her hands sneezing and +farting into the pots well of course shes old she cant help it a good +job I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got lost behind the +dresser I knew there was something and opened the area window to let out +the smell bringing in his friends to entertain them like the night he +walked home with a dog if you please that might have been mad especially +Simon Dedalus son his father such a criticiser with his glasses up with +his tall hat on him at the cricket match and a great big hole in his +sock one thing laughing at the other and his son that got all those +prizes for whatever he won them in the intermediate imagine climbing +over the railings if anybody saw him that knew us I wonder he didnt tear +a big hole in his grand funeral trousers as if the one nature gave wasnt +enough for anybody hawking him down into the dirty old kitchen now is he +right in his head I ask pity it wasnt washing day my old pair of drawers +might have been hanging up too on the line on exhibition for all hed +ever care with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them +he might think was something else and she never even rendered down the +fat I told her and now shes going such as she was on account of her +paralysed husband getting worse theres always something wrong with them +disease or they have to go under an operation or if its not that its +drink and he beats her Ill have to hunt around again for someone every +day I get up theres some new thing on sweet God sweet God well when Im +stretched out dead in my grave I suppose 111 have some peace I want to +get up a minute if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that thing has come on +me yes now wouldnt that afflict you of course all the poking and rooting +and ploughing he had up in me now what am I to do Friday Saturday Sunday +wouldnt that pester the soul out of a body unless he likes it some men +do God knows theres always something wrong with us 5 days every 3 or 4 +weeks usual monthly auction isnt it simply sickening that night it came +on me like that the one and only time we were in a box that Michael Gunn +gave him to see Mrs Kendal and her husband at the Gaiety something he +did about insurance for him in Drimmies I was fit to be tied though I +wouldnt give in with that gentleman of fashion staring down at me with +his glasses and him the other side of me talking about Spinoza and his +soul thats dead I suppose millions of years ago I smiled the best I +could all in a swamp leaning forward as if I was interested having to +sit it out then to the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in +a hurry supposed to be a fast play about adultery that idiot in the +gallery hissing the woman adulteress he shouted I suppose he went and +had a woman in the next lane running round all the back ways after +to make up for it I wish he had what I had then hed boo I bet the cat +itself is better off than us have we too much blood up in us or what O +patience above its pouring out of me like the sea anyhow he didnt make +me pregnant as big as he is I dont want to ruin the clean sheets I just +put on I suppose the clean linen I wore brought it on too damn it damn +it and they always want to see a stain on the bed to know youre a virgin +for them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could be a +widow or divorced 40 times over a daub of red ink would do or blackberry +juice no thats too purply O Jamesy let me up out of this pooh sweets of +sin whoever suggested that business for women what between clothes and +cooking and children this damned old bed too jingling like the dickens +I suppose they could hear us away over the other side of the park till I +suggested to put the quilt on the floor with the pillow under my bottom +I wonder is it nicer in the day I think it is easy I think Ill cut +all this hair off me there scalding me I might look like a young girl +wouldnt he get the great suckin the next time he turned up my clothes on +me Id give anything to see his face wheres the chamber gone easy Ive a +holy horror of its breaking under me after that old commode I wonder +was I too heavy sitting on his knee I made him sit on the easychair +purposely when I took off only my blouse and skirt first in the other +room he was so busy where he oughtnt to be he never felt me I hope my +breath was sweet after those kissing comfits easy God I remember one +time I could scout it out straight whistling like a man almost easy O +Lord how noisy I hope theyre bubbles on it for a wad of money from some +fellow 111 have to perfume it in the morning dont forget I bet he +never saw a better pair of thighs than that look how white they are the +smoothest place is right there between this bit here how soft like a +peach easy God I wouldnt mind being a man and get up on a lovely woman +O Lord what a row youre making like the jersey lily easy easy O how the +waters come down at Lahore + +who knows is there anything the matter with my insides or have I +something growing in me getting that thing like that every week when was +it last I Whit Monday yes its only about 3 weeks I ought to go to the +doctor only it would be like before I married him when I had that white +thing coming from me and Floey made me go to that dry old stick Dr +Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called it I +suppose thats how he got all the gilt mirrors and carpets getting round +those rich ones off Stephens green running up to him for every little +fiddlefaddle her vagina and her cochinchina theyve money of course so +theyre all right I wouldnt marry him not if he was the last man in +the world besides theres something queer about their children always +smelling around those filthy bitches all sides asking me if what I did +had an offensive odour what did he want me to do but the one thing gold +maybe what a question if I smathered it all over his wrinkly old face +for him with all my compriments I suppose hed know then and could you +pass it easily pass what I thought he was talking about the rock of +Gibraltar the way he put it thats a very nice invention too by the +way only I like letting myself down after in the hole as far as I can +squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles +still theres something in it I suppose I always used to know by Millys +when she was a child whether she had worms or not still all the same +paying him for that how much is that doctor one guinea please and asking +me had I frequent omissions where do those old fellows get all the words +they have omissions with his shortsighted eyes on me cocked sideways I +wouldnt trust him too far to give me chloroform or God knows what else +still I liked him when he sat down to write the thing out frowning so +severe his nose intelligent like that you be damned you lying strap O +anything no matter who except an idiot he was clever enough to spot +that of course that was all thinking of him and his mad crazy letters +my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything +underlined that comes from it is a thing of beauty and of joy for ever +something he got out of some nonsensical book that he had me always at +myself 4 and 5 times a day sometimes and I said I hadnt are you sure +O yes I said I am quite sure in a way that shut him up I knew what was +coming next only natural weakness it was he excited me I dont know how +the first night ever we met when I was living in Rehoboth terrace we +stood staring at one another for about lo minutes as if we met somewhere +I suppose on account of my being jewess looking after my mother he used +to amuse me the things he said with the half sloothering smile on him +and all the Doyles said he was going to stand for a member of Parliament +O wasnt I the born fool to believe all his blather about home rule +and the land league sending me that long strool of a song out of the +Huguenots to sing in French to be more classy O beau pays de la Touraine +that I never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion +and persecution he wont let you enjoy anything naturally then might he +as a great favour the very 1st opportunity he got a chance in Brighton +square running into my bedroom pretending the ink got on his hands to +wash it off with the Albion milk and sulphur soap I used to use and the +gelatine still round it O I laughed myself sick at him that day I better +not make an alnight sitting on this affair they ought to make chambers a +natural size so that a woman could sit on it properly he kneels down to +do it I suppose there isnt in all creation another man with the habits +he has look at the way hes sleeping at the foot of the bed how can he +without a hard bolster its well he doesnt kick or he might knock out +all my teeth breathing with his hand on his nose like that Indian god +he took me to show one wet Sunday in the museum in Kildare street all +yellow in a pinafore lying on his side on his hand with his ten toes +sticking out that he said was a bigger religion than the jews and +Our Lords both put together all over Asia imitating him as hes always +imitating everybody I suppose he used to sleep at the foot of the bed +too with his big square feet up in his wifes mouth damn this stinking +thing anyway wheres this those napkins are ah yes I know I hope the old +press doesnt creak ah I knew it would hes sleeping hard had a good time +somewhere still she must have given him great value for his money of +course he has to pay for it from her O this nuisance of a thing I hope +theyll have something better for us in the other world tying ourselves +up God help us thats all right for tonight now the lumpy old jingly +bed always reminds me of old Cohen I suppose he scratched himself in it +often enough and he thinks father bought it from Lord Napier that I used +to admire when I was a little girl because I told him easy piano O +I like my bed God here we are as bad as ever after 16 years how many +houses were we in at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard +street and Holles street and he goes about whistling every time were on +the run again his huguenots or the frogs march pretending to help the +men with our 4 sticks of furniture and then the City Arms hotel worse +and worse says Warden Daly that charming place on the landing always +somebody inside praying then leaving all their stinks after them +always know who was in there last every time were just getting on right +something happens or he puts his big foot in it Thoms and Helys and Mr +Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going to be run into prison over his old +lottery tickets that was to be all our salvations or he goes and gives +impudence well have him coming home with the sack soon out of the +Freeman too like the rest on account of those Sinner Fein or the +freemasons then well see if the little man he showed me dribbling +along in the wet all by himself round by Coadys lane will give him much +consolation that he says is so capable and sincerely Irish he is indeed +judging by the sincerity of the trousers I saw on him wait theres +Georges church bells wait 3 quarters the hour l wait 2 oclock well +thats a nice hour of the night for him to be coming home at to anybody +climbing down into the area if anybody saw him Ill knock him off that +little habit tomorrow first Ill look at his shirt to see or Ill see if +he has that French letter still in his pocketbook I suppose he thinks I +dont know deceitful men all their 20 pockets arent enough for their lies +then why should we tell them even if its the truth they dont believe you +then tucked up in bed like those babies in the Aristocrats Masterpiece +he brought me another time as if we hadnt enough of that in real life +without some old Aristocrat or whatever his name is disgusting you more +with those rotten pictures children with two heads and no legs thats the +kind of villainy theyre always dreaming about with not another thing in +their empty heads they ought to get slow poison the half of them then +tea and toast for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose +Im nothing any more when I wouldnt let him lick me in Holles street one +night man man tyrant as ever for the one thing he slept on the floor +half the night naked the way the jews used when somebody dies belonged +to them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to be +petted so I thought I stood out enough for one time and let him he does +it all wrong too thinking only of his own pleasure his tongue is too +flat or I dont know what he forgets that wethen I dont Ill make him do +it again if he doesnt mind himself and lock him down to sleep in the +coalcellar with the blackbeetles I wonder was it her Josie off her head +with my castoffs hes such a born liar too no hed never have the courage +with a married woman thats why he wants me and Boylan though as for her +Denis as she calls him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call +him a husband yes its some little bitch hes got in with even when I was +with him with Milly at the College races that Hornblower with the childs +bonnet on the top of his nob let us into by the back way he was throwing +his sheeps eyes at those two doing skirt duty up and down I tried to +wink at him first no use of course and thats the way his money goes this +is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were all in great style at the +grand funeral in the paper Boylan brought in if they saw a real officers +funeral thatd be something reversed arms muffled drums the poor horse +walking behind in black L Boom and Tom Kernan that drunken little +barrelly man that bit his tongue off falling down the mens W C drunk +in some place or other and Martin Cunningham and the two Dedaluses and +Fanny MCoys husband white head of cabbage skinny thing with a turn in +her eye trying to sing my songs shed want to be born all over again and +her old green dress with the lowneck as she cant attract them any other +way like dabbling on a rainy day I see it all now plainly and they call +that friendship killing and then burying one another and they all with +their wives and families at home more especially Jack Power keeping that +barmaid he does of course his wife is always sick or going to be sick +or just getting better of it and hes a goodlooking man still though +hes getting a bit grey over the ears theyre a nice lot all of them well +theyre not going to get my husband again into their clutches if I can +help it making fun of him then behind his back I know well when he goes +on with his idiotics because he has sense enough not to squander every +penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife and +family goodfornothings poor Paddy Dignam all the same Im sorry in a +way for him what are his wife and 5 children going to do unless he was +insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in some pub corner and +her or her son waiting Bill Bailey wont you please come home her widows +weeds wont improve her appearance theyre awfully becoming though if +youre goodlooking what men wasnt he yes he was at the Glencree dinner +and Ben Dollard base barreltone the night he borrowed the swallowtail +to sing out of in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and +grinning all over his big Dolly face like a wellwhipped childs botty +didnt he look a balmy ballocks sure enough that must have been a +spectacle on the stage imagine paying 5/- in the preserved seats for +that to see him trotting off in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus too he +was always turning up half screwed singing the second verse first the +old love is the new was one of his so sweetly sang the maiden on the +hawthorn bough he was always on for flirtyfying too when I sang Maritana +with him at Freddy Mayers private opera he had a delicious glorious +voice Phoebe dearest goodbye _sweet_heart sweetheart he always sang it +not like Bartell Darcy sweet tart goodbye of course he had the gift of +the voice so there was no art in it all over you like a warm showerbath +O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was a bit too +high for my register even transposed and he was married at the time to +May Goulding but then hed say or do something to knock the good out of +it hes a widower now I wonder what sort is his son he says hes an author +and going to be a university professor of Italian and Im to take lessons +what is he driving at now showing him my photo its not good of me I +ought to have got it taken in drapery that never looks out of fashion +still I look young in it I wonder he didnt make him a present of it +altogether and me too after all why not I saw him driving down to the +Kingsbridge station with his father and mother I was in mourning thats +11 years ago now yes hed be 11 though what was the good in going into +mourning for what was neither one thing nor the other the first cry was +enough for me I heard the deathwatch too ticking in the wall of course +he insisted hed go into mourning for the cat I suppose hes a man now by +this time he was an innocent boy then and a darling little fellow in his +lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair like a prince on the stage when I +saw him at Mat Dillons he liked me too I remember they all do wait by +God yes wait yes hold on he was on the cards this morning when I laid +out the deck union with a young stranger neither dark nor fair you met +before I thought it meant him but hes no chicken nor a stranger either +besides my face was turned the other way what was the 7th card after +that the 10 of spades for a journey by land then there was a letter on +its way and scandals too the 3 queens and the 8 of diamonds for a rise +in society yes wait it all came out and 2 red 8s for new garments look +at that and didnt I dream something too yes there was something about +poetry in it I hope he hasnt long greasy hair hanging into his eyes or +standing up like a red Indian what do they go about like that for only +getting themselves and their poetry laughed at I always liked poetry +when I was a girl first I thought he was a poet like lord Byron and not +an ounce of it in his composition I thought he was quite different I +wonder is he too young hes about wait 88 I was married 88 Milly is 15 +yesterday 89 what age was he then at Dillons 5 or 6 about 88 I suppose +hes 20 or more Im not too old for him if hes 23 or 24 I hope hes not +that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt go sitting +down in the old kitchen with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of +course he pretended to understand it all probably he told him he was +out of Trinity college hes very young to be a professor I hope hes not +a professor like Goodwin was he was a potent professor of John Jameson +they all write about some woman in their poetry well I suppose he wont +find many like me where softly sighs of love the light guitar where +poetry is in the air the blue sea and the moon shining so beautifully +coming back on the nightboat from Tarifa the lighthouse at Europa point +the guitar that fellow played was so expressive will I ever go back +there again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing that +for him theyre my eyes if hes anything of a poet two eyes as darkly +bright as loves own star arent those beautiful words as loves young star +itll be a change the Lord knows to have an intelligent person to talk +to about yourself not always listening to him and Billy Prescotts ad +and Keyess ad and Tom the Devils ad then if anything goes wrong in their +business we have to suffer Im sure hes very distinguished Id like to +meet a man like that God not those other ruck besides hes young those +fine young men I could see down in Margate strand bathingplace from the +side of the rock standing up in the sun naked like a God or something +and then plunging into the sea with them why arent all men like that +thered be some consolation for a woman like that lovely little statue he +bought I could look at him all day long curly head and his shoulders +his finger up for you to listen theres real beauty and poetry for you +I often felt I wanted to kiss him all over also his lovely young cock +there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in my mouth if nobody was +looking as if it was asking you to suck it so clean and white he looks +with his boyish face I would too in 1/2 a minute even if some of it went +down what its only like gruel or the dew theres no danger besides hed +be so clean compared with those pigs of men I suppose never dream of +washing it from I years end to the other the most of them only thats +what gives the women the moustaches Im sure itll be grand if I can only +get in with a handsome young poet at my age Ill throw them the 1st thing +in the morning till I see if the wishcard comes out or Ill try pairing +the lady herself and see if he comes out Ill read and study all I can +find or learn a bit off by heart if I knew who he likes so he wont think +me stupid if he thinks all women are the same and I can teach him the +other part Ill make him feel all over him till he half faints under +me then hell write about me lover and mistress publicly too with our 2 +photographs in all the papers when he becomes famous O but then what am +I going to do about him though + +no thats no way for him has he no manners nor no refinement nor no +nothing in his nature slapping us behind like that on my bottom because +I didnt call him Hugh the ignoramus that doesnt know poetry from a +cabbage thats what you get for not keeping them in their proper place +pulling off his shoes and trousers there on the chair before me so +barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that vulgar +way in the half of a shirt they wear to be admired like a priest or a +butcher or those old hypocrites in the time of Julius Caesar of course +hes right enough in his way to pass the time as a joke sure you might +as well be in bed with what with a lion God Im sure hed have something +better to say for himself an old Lion would O well I suppose its because +they were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt resist +they excite myself sometimes its well for men all the amount of pleasure +they get off a womans body were so round and white for them always I +wished I was one myself for a change just to try with that thing they +have swelling up on you so hard and at the same time so soft when you +touch it my uncle John has a thing long I heard those cornerboys saying +passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a thing hairy +because it was dark and they knew a girl was passing it didnt make me +blush why should it either its only nature and he puts his thing long +into my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be you put the handle +in a sweepingbrush men again all over they can pick and choose what they +please a married woman or a fast widow or a girl for their different +tastes like those houses round behind Irish street no but were to be +always chained up theyre not going to be chaining me up no damn fear +once I start I tell you for their stupid husbands jealousy why cant we +all remain friends over it instead of quarrelling her husband found it +out what they did together well naturally and if he did can he undo it +hes coronado anyway whatever he does and then he going to the other +mad extreme about the wife in Fair Tyrants of course the man never even +casts a 2nd thought on the husband or wife either its the woman he wants +and he gets her what else were we given all those desires for Id like to +know I cant help it if Im young still can I its a wonder Im not an old +shrivelled hag before my time living with him so cold never embracing +me except sometimes when hes asleep the wrong end of me not knowing I +suppose who he has any man thatd kiss a womans bottom Id throw my hat at +him after that hed kiss anything unnatural where we havent I atom of any +kind of expression in us all of us the same 2 lumps of lard before ever +Id do that to a man pfooh the dirty brutes the mere thought is enough +I kiss the feet of you senorita theres some sense in that didnt he kiss +our halldoor yes he did what a madman nobody understands his cracked +ideas but me still of course a woman wants to be embraced 20 times a day +almost to make her look young no matter by who so long as to be in love +or loved by somebody if the fellow you want isnt there sometimes by the +Lord God I was thinking would I go around by the quays there some dark +evening where nobodyd know me and pick up a sailor off the sea thatd be +hot on for it and not care a pin whose I was only do it off up in a gate +somewhere or one of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their +camp pitched near the Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if +they could I only sent mine there a few times for the name model +laundry sending me back over and over some old ones odd stockings that +blackguardlooking fellow with the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me +in the dark and ride me up against the wall without a word or a murderer +anybody what they do themselves the fine gentlemen in their silk hats +that K C lives up somewhere this way coming out of Hardwicke lane the +night he gave us the fish supper on account of winning over the boxing +match of course it was for me he gave it I knew him by his gaiters and +the walk and when I turned round a minute after just to see there was +a woman after coming out of it too some filthy prostitute then he goes +home to his wife after that only I suppose the half of those sailors are +rotten again with disease O move over your big carcass out of that for +the love of Mike listen to him the winds that waft my sighs to thee so +well he may sleep and sigh the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if +he knew how he came out on the cards this morning hed have something to +sigh for a dark man in some perplexity between 2 7s too in prison for +Lord knows what he does that I dont know and Im to be slooching around +down in the kitchen to get his lordship his breakfast while hes rolled +up like a mummy will I indeed did you ever see me running Id just like +to see myself at it show them attention and they treat you like dirt +I dont care what anybody says itd be much better for the world to be +governed by the women in it you wouldnt see women going and killing one +another and slaughtering when do you ever see women rolling around drunk +like they do or gambling every penny they have and losing it on horses +yes because a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they +wouldnt be in the world at all only for us they dont know what it is to +be a woman and a mother how could they where would they all of them be +if they hadnt all a mother to look after them what I never had thats +why I suppose hes running wild now out at night away from his books +and studies and not living at home on account of the usual rowy house I +suppose well its a poor case that those that have a fine son like that +theyre not satisfied and I none was he not able to make one it wasnt my +fault we came together when I was watching the two dogs up in her behind +in the middle of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I +suppose I oughtnt to have buried him in that little woolly jacket I +knitted crying as I was but give it to some poor child but I knew well +Id never have another our 1st death too it was we were never the same +since O Im not going to think myself into the glooms about that any +more I wonder why he wouldnt stay the night I felt all the time it was +somebody strange he brought in instead of roving around the city meeting +God knows who nightwalkers and pickpockets his poor mother wouldnt +like that if she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its a +lovely hour so silent I used to love coming home after dances the air of +the night they have friends they can talk to weve none either he wants +what he wont get or its some woman ready to stick her knife in you I +hate that in women no wonder they treat us the way they do we are a +dreadful lot of bitches I suppose its all the troubles we have makes us +so snappy Im not like that he could easy have slept in there on the sofa +in the other room I suppose he was as shy as a boy he being so young +hardly 20 of me in the next room hed have heard me on the chamber arrah +what harm Dedalus I wonder its like those names in Gibraltar Delapaz +Delagracia they had the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of +Santa Maria that gave me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the Calle las +Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Opisso in Governor street O what a +name Id go and drown myself in the first river if I had a name like +her O my and all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and +Rodgers ramp and Crutchetts ramp and the devils gap steps well small +blame to me if I am a harumscarum I know I am a bit I declare to God I +dont feel a day older than then I wonder could I get my tongue round +any of the Spanish como esta usted muy bien gracias y usted see I havent +forgotten it all I thought I had only for the grammar a noun is the +name of any person place or thing pity I never tried to read that novel +cantankerous Mrs Rubio lent me by Valera with the questions in it all +upside down the two ways I always knew wed go away in the end I can +tell him the Spanish and he tell me the Italian then hell see Im not +so ignorant what a pity he didnt stay Im sure the poor fellow was dead +tired and wanted a good sleep badly I could have brought him in his +breakfast in bed with a bit of toast so long as I didnt do it on +the knife for bad luck or if the woman was going her rounds with the +watercress and something nice and tasty there are a few olives in the +kitchen he might like I never could bear the look of them in Abrines +I could do the criada the room looks all right since I changed it the +other way you see something was telling me all the time Id have to +introduce myself not knowing me from Adam very funny wouldnt it Im his +wife or pretend we were in Spain with him half awake without a Gods +notion where he is dos huevos estrellados senor Lord the cracked things +come into my head sometimes itd be great fun supposing he stayed with us +why not theres the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in the back room +he could do his writing and studies at the table in there for all the +scribbling he does at it and if he wants to read in bed in the morning +like me as hes making the breakfast for I he can make it for 2 Im sure +Im not going to take in lodgers off the street for him if he takes +a gesabo of a house like this Id love to have a long talk with an +intelligent welleducated person Id have to get a nice pair of red +slippers like those Turks with the fez used to sell or yellow and a +nice semitransparent morning gown that I badly want or a peachblossom +dressing jacket like the one long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 or 18/6 Ill +just give him one more chance Ill get up early in the morning Im sick of +Cohens old bed in any case I might go over to the markets to see all +the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all kinds of +splendid fruits all coming in lovely and fresh who knows whod be the 1st +man Id meet theyre out looking for it in the morning Mamy Dillon used +to say they are and the night too that was her massgoing Id love a +big juicy pear now to melt in your mouth like when I used to be in the +longing way then Ill throw him up his eggs and tea in the moustachecup +she gave him to make his mouth bigger I suppose hed like my nice cream +too I know what Ill do Ill go about rather gay not too much singing a +bit now and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill start dressing myself to +go out presto non son piu forte Ill put on my best shift and drawers let +him have a good eyeful out of that to make his micky stand for him Ill +let him know if thats what he wanted that his wife is I s l o fucked yes +and damn well fucked too up to my neck nearly not by him 5 or 6 times +handrunning theres the mark of his spunk on the clean sheet I wouldnt +bother to even iron it out that ought to satisfy him if you dont believe +me feel my belly unless I made him stand there and put him into me Ive a +mind to tell him every scrap and make him do it out in front of me serve +him right its all his own fault if I am an adulteress as the thing in +the gallery said O much about it if thats all the harm ever we did in +this vale of tears God knows its not much doesnt everybody only they +hide it I suppose thats what a woman is supposed to be there for or +He wouldnt have made us the way He did so attractive to men then if he +wants to kiss my bottom Ill drag open my drawers and bulge it right out +in his face as large as life he can stick his tongue 7 miles up my hole +as hes there my brown part then Ill tell him I want LI or perhaps 30/- +Ill tell him I want to buy underclothes then if he gives me that well he +wont be too bad I dont want to soak it all out of him like other women +do I could often have written out a fine cheque for myself and write his +name on it for a couple of pounds a few times he forgot to lock it up +besides he wont spend it Ill let him do it off on me behind provided he +doesnt smear all my good drawers O I suppose that cant be helped Ill do +the indifferent l or 2 questions Ill know by the answers when hes like +that he cant keep a thing back I know every turn in him Ill tighten my +bottom well and let out a few smutty words smellrump or lick my shit or +the first mad thing comes into my head then Ill suggest about yes O wait +now sonny my turn is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it O +but I was forgetting this bloody pest of a thing pfooh you wouldnt know +which to laugh or cry were such a mixture of plum and apple no Ill have +to wear the old things so much the better itll be more pointed hell +never know whether he did it or not there thats good enough for you +any old thing at all then Ill wipe him off me just like a business his +omission then Ill go out Ill have him eying up at the ceiling where is +she gone now make him want me thats the only way a quarter after what an +unearthly hour I suppose theyre just getting up in China now combing out +their pigtails for the day well soon have the nuns ringing the angelus +theyve nobody coming in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two +for his night office or the alarmclock next door at cockshout clattering +the brains out of itself let me see if I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what +kind of flowers are those they invented like the stars the wallpaper +in Lombard street was much nicer the apron he gave me was like that +something only I only wore it twice better lower this lamp and try again +so as I can get up early Ill go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and +get them to send us some flowers to put about the place in case he +brings him home tomorrow today I mean no no Fridays an unlucky day first +I want to do the place up someway the dust grows in it I think while Im +asleep then we can have music and cigarettes I can accompany him first I +must clean the keys of the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear +a white rose or those fairy cakes in Liptons I love the smell of a rich +big shop at 7 1/2d a lb or the other ones with the cherries in them +and the pinky sugar I Id a couple of lbs of those a nice plant for the +middle of the table Id get that cheaper in wait wheres this I saw them +not long ago I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in +roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then +the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields +of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going +about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers +all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the +ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying theres no +God I wouldnt give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why +dont they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever +they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then +they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because theyre +afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them +well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody +that made it all who ah that they dont know neither do I so there you +are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun +shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on +Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to +propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth +and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long +kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain +yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes that was one true thing he +said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I +liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew +I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could +leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first +only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many +things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and +old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop +and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front +of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil +half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their +tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and +the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and +Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharons +and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the +cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts +of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those +handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit +down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the +posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron +and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we +missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his +lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson +sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the +Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink +and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and +geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower +of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian +girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the +Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked +him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to +say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and +drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his +heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. + +Trieste-Zurich-Paris 1914-1921 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/wap.png b/wap.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a2a6aa5 Binary files /dev/null and b/wap.png differ diff --git a/war-and-peace.txt b/war-and-peace.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3179049 --- /dev/null +++ b/war-and-peace.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65007 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost +no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it +under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this +eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: War and Peace + +Author: Leo Tolstoy + +Translators: Louise and Aylmer Maude + +Posting Date: January 10, 2009 [EBook #2600] + +Last Updated: March 15, 2013 + +Language: English + + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAR AND PEACE *** + +An Anonymous Volunteer, and David Widger + + + + + +WAR AND PEACE + +By Leo Tolstoy/Tolstoi + +CONTENTS + +BOOK ONE: 1805 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +CHAPTER XXIII + +CHAPTER XXIV + +CHAPTER XXV + +CHAPTER XXVI + +CHAPTER XXVII + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +BOOK TWO: 1805 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +BOOK THREE: 1805 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +BOOK FOUR: 1806 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +BOOK FIVE: 1806 - 07 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +BOOK SIX: 1808 - 10 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +CHAPTER XXIII + +CHAPTER XXIV + +CHAPTER XXV + +CHAPTER XXVI + +BOOK SEVEN: 1810 - 11 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +BOOK EIGHT: 1811 - 12 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +BOOK NINE: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +CHAPTER XXIII + +BOOK TEN: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +CHAPTER XXIII + +CHAPTER XXIV + +CHAPTER XXV + +CHAPTER XXVI + +CHAPTER XXVII + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +CHAPTER XXIX + +CHAPTER XXX + +CHAPTER XXXI + +CHAPTER XXXII + +CHAPTER XXXIII + +CHAPTER XXXIV + +CHAPTER XXXV + +CHAPTER XXXVI + +CHAPTER XXXVII + +CHAPTER XXXVIII + +CHAPTER XXXIX + +BOOK ELEVEN: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +CHAPTER XXI + +CHAPTER XXII + +CHAPTER XXIII + +CHAPTER XXIV + +CHAPTER XXV + +CHAPTER XXVI + +CHAPTER XXVII + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +CHAPTER XXIX + +CHAPTER XXX + +CHAPTER XXXI + +CHAPTER XXXII + +CHAPTER XXXIII + +CHAPTER XXXIV + +BOOK TWELVE: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +BOOK THIRTEEN: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +BOOK FOURTEEN: 1812 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +BOOK FIFTEEN: 1812 - 13 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +CHAPTER XVII + +CHAPTER XVIII + +CHAPTER XIX + +CHAPTER XX + +FIRST EPILOGUE: 1813 - 20 + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +CHAPTER XIII + +CHAPTER XIV + +CHAPTER XV + +CHAPTER XVI + +SECOND EPILOGUE + +CHAPTER I + +CHAPTER II + +CHAPTER III + +CHAPTER IV + +CHAPTER V + +CHAPTER VI + +CHAPTER VII + +CHAPTER VIII + +CHAPTER IX + +CHAPTER X + +CHAPTER XI + +CHAPTER XII + +BOOK ONE: 1805 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +"Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the +Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, +if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that +Antichrist--I really believe he is Antichrist--I will have nothing more +to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my 'faithful +slave,' as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened +you--sit down and tell me all the news." + +It was in July, 1805, and the speaker was the well-known Anna Pavlovna +Scherer, maid of honor and favorite of the Empress Marya Fedorovna. With +these words she greeted Prince Vasili Kuragin, a man of high rank and +importance, who was the first to arrive at her reception. Anna Pavlovna +had had a cough for some days. She was, as she said, suffering from la +grippe; grippe being then a new word in St. Petersburg, used only by the +elite. + +All her invitations without exception, written in French, and delivered +by a scarlet-liveried footman that morning, ran as follows: + +"If you have nothing better to do, Count (or Prince), and if the +prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too terrible, +I shall be very charmed to see you tonight between 7 and 10--Annette +Scherer." + +"Heavens! what a virulent attack!" replied the prince, not in the least +disconcerted by this reception. He had just entered, wearing an +embroidered court uniform, knee breeches, and shoes, and had stars on +his breast and a serene expression on his flat face. He spoke in that +refined French in which our grandfathers not only spoke but thought, and +with the gentle, patronizing intonation natural to a man of importance +who had grown old in society and at court. He went up to Anna Pavlovna, +kissed her hand, presenting to her his bald, scented, and shining head, +and complacently seated himself on the sofa. + +"First of all, dear friend, tell me how you are. Set your friend's mind +at rest," said he without altering his tone, beneath the politeness and +affected sympathy of which indifference and even irony could be +discerned. + +"Can one be well while suffering morally? Can one be calm in times like +these if one has any feeling?" said Anna Pavlovna. "You are staying the +whole evening, I hope?" + +"And the fete at the English ambassador's? Today is Wednesday. I must +put in an appearance there," said the prince. "My daughter is coming for +me to take me there." + +"I thought today's fete had been canceled. I confess all these +festivities and fireworks are becoming wearisome." + +"If they had known that you wished it, the entertainment would have been +put off," said the prince, who, like a wound-up clock, by force of habit +said things he did not even wish to be believed. + +"Don't tease! Well, and what has been decided about Novosiltsev's +dispatch? You know everything." + +"What can one say about it?" replied the prince in a cold, listless +tone. "What has been decided? They have decided that Buonaparte has +burnt his boats, and I believe that we are ready to burn ours." + +Prince Vasili always spoke languidly, like an actor repeating a stale +part. Anna Pavlovna Scherer on the contrary, despite her forty years, +overflowed with animation and impulsiveness. To be an enthusiast had +become her social vocation and, sometimes even when she did not feel +like it, she became enthusiastic in order not to disappoint the +expectations of those who knew her. The subdued smile which, though it +did not suit her faded features, always played round her lips expressed, +as in a spoiled child, a continual consciousness of her charming defect, +which she neither wished, nor could, nor considered it necessary, to +correct. + +In the midst of a conversation on political matters Anna Pavlovna burst +out: + +"Oh, don't speak to me of Austria. Perhaps I don't understand things, +but Austria never has wished, and does not wish, for war. She is +betraying us! Russia alone must save Europe. Our gracious sovereign +recognizes his high vocation and will be true to it. That is the one +thing I have faith in! Our good and wonderful sovereign has to perform +the noblest role on earth, and he is so virtuous and noble that God will +not forsake him. He will fulfill his vocation and crush the hydra of +revolution, which has become more terrible than ever in the person of +this murderer and villain! We alone must avenge the blood of the just +one.... Whom, I ask you, can we rely on?... England with her commercial +spirit will not and cannot understand the Emperor Alexander's loftiness +of soul. She has refused to evacuate Malta. She wanted to find, and +still seeks, some secret motive in our actions. What answer did +Novosiltsev get? None. The English have not understood and cannot +understand the self-abnegation of our Emperor who wants nothing for +himself, but only desires the good of mankind. And what have they +promised? Nothing! And what little they have promised they will not +perform! Prussia has always declared that Buonaparte is invincible, and +that all Europe is powerless before him.... And I don't believe a word +that Hardenburg says, or Haugwitz either. This famous Prussian +neutrality is just a trap. I have faith only in God and the lofty +destiny of our adored monarch. He will save Europe!" + +She suddenly paused, smiling at her own impetuosity. + +"I think," said the prince with a smile, "that if you had been sent +instead of our dear Wintzingerode you would have captured the King of +Prussia's consent by assault. You are so eloquent. Will you give me a +cup of tea?" + +"In a moment. A propos," she added, becoming calm again, "I am expecting +two very interesting men tonight, le Vicomte de Mortemart, who is +connected with the Montmorencys through the Rohans, one of the best +French families. He is one of the genuine emigres, the good ones. And +also the Abbe Morio. Do you know that profound thinker? He has been +received by the Emperor. Had you heard?" + +"I shall be delighted to meet them," said the prince. "But tell me," he +added with studied carelessness as if it had only just occurred to him, +though the question he was about to ask was the chief motive of his +visit, "is it true that the Dowager Empress wants Baron Funke to be +appointed first secretary at Vienna? The baron by all accounts is a poor +creature." + +Prince Vasili wished to obtain this post for his son, but others were +trying through the Dowager Empress Marya Fedorovna to secure it for the +baron. + +Anna Pavlovna almost closed her eyes to indicate that neither she nor +anyone else had a right to criticize what the Empress desired or was +pleased with. + +"Baron Funke has been recommended to the Dowager Empress by her sister," +was all she said, in a dry and mournful tone. + +As she named the Empress, Anna Pavlovna's face suddenly assumed an +expression of profound and sincere devotion and respect mingled with +sadness, and this occurred every time she mentioned her illustrious +patroness. She added that Her Majesty had deigned to show Baron Funke +beaucoup d'estime, and again her face clouded over with sadness. + +The prince was silent and looked indifferent. But, with the womanly and +courtierlike quickness and tact habitual to her, Anna Pavlovna wished +both to rebuke him (for daring to speak as he had done of a man +recommended to the Empress) and at the same time to console him, so she +said: + +"Now about your family. Do you know that since your daughter came out +everyone has been enraptured by her? They say she is amazingly +beautiful." + +The prince bowed to signify his respect and gratitude. + +"I often think," she continued after a short pause, drawing nearer to +the prince and smiling amiably at him as if to show that political and +social topics were ended and the time had come for intimate +conversation--"I often think how unfairly sometimes the joys of life are +distributed. Why has fate given you two such splendid children? I don't +speak of Anatole, your youngest. I don't like him," she added in a tone +admitting of no rejoinder and raising her eyebrows. "Two such charming +children. And really you appreciate them less than anyone, and so you +don't deserve to have them." + +And she smiled her ecstatic smile. + +"I can't help it," said the prince. "Lavater would have said I lack the +bump of paternity." + +"Don't joke; I mean to have a serious talk with you. Do you know I am +dissatisfied with your younger son? Between ourselves" (and her face +assumed its melancholy expression), "he was mentioned at Her Majesty's +and you were pitied...." + +The prince answered nothing, but she looked at him significantly, +awaiting a reply. He frowned. + +"What would you have me do?" he said at last. "You know I did all a +father could for their education, and they have both turned out fools. +Hippolyte is at least a quiet fool, but Anatole is an active one. That +is the only difference between them." He said this smiling in a way more +natural and animated than usual, so that the wrinkles round his mouth +very clearly revealed something unexpectedly coarse and unpleasant. + +"And why are children born to such men as you? If you were not a father +there would be nothing I could reproach you with," said Anna Pavlovna, +looking up pensively. + +"I am your faithful slave and to you alone I can confess that my +children are the bane of my life. It is the cross I have to bear. That +is how I explain it to myself. It can't be helped!" + +He said no more, but expressed his resignation to cruel fate by a +gesture. Anna Pavlovna meditated. + +"Have you never thought of marrying your prodigal son Anatole?" she +asked. "They say old maids have a mania for matchmaking, and though I +don't feel that weakness in myself as yet, I know a little person who is +very unhappy with her father. She is a relation of yours, Princess Mary +Bolkonskaya." + +Prince Vasili did not reply, though, with the quickness of memory and +perception befitting a man of the world, he indicated by a movement of +the head that he was considering this information. + +"Do you know," he said at last, evidently unable to check the sad +current of his thoughts, "that Anatole is costing me forty thousand +rubles a year? And," he went on after a pause, "what will it be in five +years, if he goes on like this?" Presently he added: "That's what we +fathers have to put up with.... Is this princess of yours rich?" + +"Her father is very rich and stingy. He lives in the country. He is the +well-known Prince Bolkonski who had to retire from the army under the +late Emperor, and was nicknamed 'the King of Prussia.' He is very clever +but eccentric, and a bore. The poor girl is very unhappy. She has a +brother; I think you know him, he married Lise Meinen lately. He is an +aide-de-camp of Kutuzov's and will be here tonight." + +"Listen, dear Annette," said the prince, suddenly taking Anna Pavlovna's +hand and for some reason drawing it downwards. "Arrange that affair for +me and I shall always be your most devoted slave-slafe with an f, as a +village elder of mine writes in his reports. She is rich and of good +family and that's all I want." + +And with the familiarity and easy grace peculiar to him, he raised the +maid of honor's hand to his lips, kissed it, and swung it to and fro as +he lay back in his armchair, looking in another direction. + +"Attendez," said Anna Pavlovna, reflecting, "I'll speak to Lise, young +Bolkonski's wife, this very evening, and perhaps the thing can be +arranged. It shall be on your family's behalf that I'll start my +apprenticeship as old maid." + + + + +CHAPTER II + +Anna Pavlovna's drawing room was gradually filling. The highest +Petersburg society was assembled there: people differing widely in age +and character but alike in the social circle to which they belonged. +Prince Vasili's daughter, the beautiful Helene, came to take her father +to the ambassador's entertainment; she wore a ball dress and her badge +as maid of honor. The youthful little Princess Bolkonskaya, known as la +femme la plus seduisante de Petersbourg, * was also there. She had been +married during the previous winter, and being pregnant did not go to any +large gatherings, but only to small receptions. Prince Vasili's son, +Hippolyte, had come with Mortemart, whom he introduced. The Abbe Morio +and many others had also come. + + +* The most fascinating woman in Petersburg. + +To each new arrival Anna Pavlovna said, "You have not yet seen my aunt," +or "You do not know my aunt?" and very gravely conducted him or her to a +little old lady, wearing large bows of ribbon in her cap, who had come +sailing in from another room as soon as the guests began to arrive; and +slowly turning her eyes from the visitor to her aunt, Anna Pavlovna +mentioned each one's name and then left them. + +Each visitor performed the ceremony of greeting this old aunt whom not +one of them knew, not one of them wanted to know, and not one of them +cared about; Anna Pavlovna observed these greetings with mournful and +solemn interest and silent approval. The aunt spoke to each of them in +the same words, about their health and her own, and the health of Her +Majesty, "who, thank God, was better today." And each visitor, though +politeness prevented his showing impatience, left the old woman with a +sense of relief at having performed a vexatious duty and did not return +to her the whole evening. + +The young Princess Bolkonskaya had brought some work in a gold- +embroidered velvet bag. Her pretty little upper lip, on which a delicate +dark down was just perceptible, was too short for her teeth, but it +lifted all the more sweetly, and was especially charming when she +occasionally drew it down to meet the lower lip. As is always the case +with a thoroughly attractive woman, her defect--the shortness of her +upper lip and her half-open mouth--seemed to be her own special and +peculiar form of beauty. Everyone brightened at the sight of this pretty +young woman, so soon to become a mother, so full of life and health, and +carrying her burden so lightly. Old men and dull dispirited young ones +who looked at her, after being in her company and talking to her a +little while, felt as if they too were becoming, like her, full of life +and health. All who talked to her, and at each word saw her bright smile +and the constant gleam of her white teeth, thought that they were in a +specially amiable mood that day. + +The little princess went round the table with quick, short, swaying +steps, her workbag on her arm, and gaily spreading out her dress sat +down on a sofa near the silver samovar, as if all she was doing was a +pleasure to herself and to all around her. "I have brought my work," +said she in French, displaying her bag and addressing all present. +"Mind, Annette, I hope you have not played a wicked trick on me," she +added, turning to her hostess. "You wrote that it was to be quite a +small reception, and just see how badly I am dressed." And she spread +out her arms to show her short-waisted, lace-trimmed, dainty gray dress, +girdled with a broad ribbon just below the breast. + +"Soyez tranquille, Lise, you will always be prettier than anyone else," +replied Anna Pavlovna. + +"You know," said the princess in the same tone of voice and still in +French, turning to a general, "my husband is deserting me? He is going +to get himself killed. Tell me what this wretched war is for?" she +added, addressing Prince Vasili, and without waiting for an answer she +turned to speak to his daughter, the beautiful Helene. + +"What a delightful woman this little princess is!" said Prince Vasili to +Anna Pavlovna. + +One of the next arrivals was a stout, heavily built young man with +close-cropped hair, spectacles, the light-colored breeches fashionable +at that time, a very high ruffle, and a brown dress coat. This stout +young man was an illegitimate son of Count Bezukhov, a well-known +grandee of Catherine's time who now lay dying in Moscow. The young man +had not yet entered either the military or civil service, as he had only +just returned from abroad where he had been educated, and this was his +first appearance in society. Anna Pavlovna greeted him with the nod she +accorded to the lowest hierarchy in her drawing room. But in spite of +this lowest-grade greeting, a look of anxiety and fear, as at the sight +of something too large and unsuited to the place, came over her face +when she saw Pierre enter. Though he was certainly rather bigger than +the other men in the room, her anxiety could only have reference to the +clever though shy, but observant and natural, expression which +distinguished him from everyone else in that drawing room. + +"It is very good of you, Monsieur Pierre, to come and visit a poor +invalid," said Anna Pavlovna, exchanging an alarmed glance with her aunt +as she conducted him to her. + +Pierre murmured something unintelligible, and continued to look round as +if in search of something. On his way to the aunt he bowed to the little +princess with a pleased smile, as to an intimate acquaintance. + +Anna Pavlovna's alarm was justified, for Pierre turned away from the +aunt without waiting to hear her speech about Her Majesty's health. Anna +Pavlovna in dismay detained him with the words: "Do you know the Abbe +Morio? He is a most interesting man." + +"Yes, I have heard of his scheme for perpetual peace, and it is very +interesting but hardly feasible." + +"You think so?" rejoined Anna Pavlovna in order to say something and get +away to attend to her duties as hostess. But Pierre now committed a +reverse act of impoliteness. First he had left a lady before she had +finished speaking to him, and now he continued to speak to another who +wished to get away. With his head bent, and his big feet spread apart, +he began explaining his reasons for thinking the abbe's plan chimerical. + +"We will talk of it later," said Anna Pavlovna with a smile. + +And having got rid of this young man who did not know how to behave, she +resumed her duties as hostess and continued to listen and watch, ready +to help at any point where the conversation might happen to flag. As the +foreman of a spinning mill, when he has set the hands to work, goes +round and notices here a spindle that has stopped or there one that +creaks or makes more noise than it should, and hastens to check the +machine or set it in proper motion, so Anna Pavlovna moved about her +drawing room, approaching now a silent, now a too-noisy group, and by a +word or slight rearrangement kept the conversational machine in steady, +proper, and regular motion. But amid these cares her anxiety about +Pierre was evident. She kept an anxious watch on him when he approached +the group round Mortemart to listen to what was being said there, and +again when he passed to another group whose center was the abbe. + +Pierre had been educated abroad, and this reception at Anna Pavlovna's +was the first he had attended in Russia. He knew that all the +intellectual lights of Petersburg were gathered there and, like a child +in a toyshop, did not know which way to look, afraid of missing any +clever conversation that was to be heard. Seeing the self-confident and +refined expression on the faces of those present he was always expecting +to hear something very profound. At last he came up to Morio. Here the +conversation seemed interesting and he stood waiting for an opportunity +to express his own views, as young people are fond of doing. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Anna Pavlovna's reception was in full swing. The spindles hummed +steadily and ceaselessly on all sides. With the exception of the aunt, +beside whom sat only one elderly lady, who with her thin careworn face +was rather out of place in this brilliant society, the whole company had +settled into three groups. One, chiefly masculine, had formed round the +abbe. Another, of young people, was grouped round the beautiful Princess +Helene, Prince Vasili's daughter, and the little Princess Bolkonskaya, +very pretty and rosy, though rather too plump for her age. The third +group was gathered round Mortemart and Anna Pavlovna. + +The vicomte was a nice-looking young man with soft features and polished +manners, who evidently considered himself a celebrity but out of +politeness modestly placed himself at the disposal of the circle in +which he found himself. Anna Pavlovna was obviously serving him up as a +treat to her guests. As a clever maitre d'hotel serves up as a specially +choice delicacy a piece of meat that no one who had seen it in the +kitchen would have cared to eat, so Anna Pavlovna served up to her +guests, first the vicomte and then the abbe, as peculiarly choice +morsels. The group about Mortemart immediately began discussing the +murder of the Duc d'Enghien. The vicomte said that the Duc d'Enghien had +perished by his own magnanimity, and that there were particular reasons +for Buonaparte's hatred of him. + +"Ah, yes! Do tell us all about it, Vicomte," said Anna Pavlovna, with a +pleasant feeling that there was something a la Louis XV in the sound of +that sentence: "Contez nous cela, Vicomte." + +The vicomte bowed and smiled courteously in token of his willingness to +comply. Anna Pavlovna arranged a group round him, inviting everyone to +listen to his tale. + +"The vicomte knew the duc personally," whispered Anna Pavlovna to one of +the guests. "The vicomte is a wonderful raconteur," said she to another. +"How evidently he belongs to the best society," said she to a third; and +the vicomte was served up to the company in the choicest and most +advantageous style, like a well-garnished joint of roast beef on a hot +dish. + +The vicomte wished to begin his story and gave a subtle smile. + +"Come over here, Helene, dear," said Anna Pavlovna to the beautiful +young princess who was sitting some way off, the center of another +group. + +The princess smiled. She rose with the same unchanging smile with which +she had first entered the room--the smile of a perfectly beautiful +woman. With a slight rustle of her white dress trimmed with moss and +ivy, with a gleam of white shoulders, glossy hair, and sparkling +diamonds, she passed between the men who made way for her, not looking +at any of them but smiling on all, as if graciously allowing each the +privilege of admiring her beautiful figure and shapely shoulders, back, +and bosom--which in the fashion of those days were very much exposed-- +and she seemed to bring the glamour of a ballroom with her as she moved +toward Anna Pavlovna. Helene was so lovely that not only did she not +show any trace of coquetry, but on the contrary she even appeared shy of +her unquestionable and all too victorious beauty. She seemed to wish, +but to be unable, to diminish its effect. + +"How lovely!" said everyone who saw her; and the vicomte lifted his +shoulders and dropped his eyes as if startled by something extraordinary +when she took her seat opposite and beamed upon him also with her +unchanging smile. + +"Madame, I doubt my ability before such an audience," said he, smilingly +inclining his head. + +The princess rested her bare round arm on a little table and considered +a reply unnecessary. She smilingly waited. All the time the story was +being told she sat upright, glancing now at her beautiful round arm, +altered in shape by its pressure on the table, now at her still more +beautiful bosom, on which she readjusted a diamond necklace. From time +to time she smoothed the folds of her dress, and whenever the story +produced an effect she glanced at Anna Pavlovna, at once adopted just +the expression she saw on the maid of honor's face, and again relapsed +into her radiant smile. + +The little princess had also left the tea table and followed Helene. + +"Wait a moment, I'll get my work.... Now then, what are you thinking +of?" she went on, turning to Prince Hippolyte. "Fetch me my workbag." + +There was a general movement as the princess, smiling and talking +merrily to everyone at once, sat down and gaily arranged herself in her +seat. + +"Now I am all right," she said, and asking the vicomte to begin, she +took up her work. + +Prince Hippolyte, having brought the workbag, joined the circle and +moving a chair close to hers seated himself beside her. + +Le charmant Hippolyte was surprising by his extraordinary resemblance to +his beautiful sister, but yet more by the fact that in spite of this +resemblance he was exceedingly ugly. His features were like his +sister's, but while in her case everything was lit up by a joyous, self- +satisfied, youthful, and constant smile of animation, and by the +wonderful classic beauty of her figure, his face on the contrary was +dulled by imbecility and a constant expression of sullen self- +confidence, while his body was thin and weak. His eyes, nose, and mouth +all seemed puckered into a vacant, wearied grimace, and his arms and +legs always fell into unnatural positions. + +"It's not going to be a ghost story?" said he, sitting down beside the +princess and hastily adjusting his lorgnette, as if without this +instrument he could not begin to speak. + +"Why no, my dear fellow," said the astonished narrator, shrugging his +shoulders. + +"Because I hate ghost stories," said Prince Hippolyte in a tone which +showed that he only understood the meaning of his words after he had +uttered them. + +He spoke with such self-confidence that his hearers could not be sure +whether what he said was very witty or very stupid. He was dressed in a +dark-green dress coat, knee breeches of the color of cuisse de nymphe +effrayee, as he called it, shoes, and silk stockings. + +The vicomte told his tale very neatly. It was an anecdote, then current, +to the effect that the Duc d'Enghien had gone secretly to Paris to visit +Mademoiselle George; that at her house he came upon Bonaparte, who also +enjoyed the famous actress' favors, and that in his presence Napoleon +happened to fall into one of the fainting fits to which he was subject, +and was thus at the duc's mercy. The latter spared him, and this +magnanimity Bonaparte subsequently repaid by death. + +The story was very pretty and interesting, especially at the point where +the rivals suddenly recognized one another; and the ladies looked +agitated. + +"Charming!" said Anna Pavlovna with an inquiring glance at the little +princess. + +"Charming!" whispered the little princess, sticking the needle into her +work as if to testify that the interest and fascination of the story +prevented her from going on with it. + +The vicomte appreciated this silent praise and smiling gratefully +prepared to continue, but just then Anna Pavlovna, who had kept a +watchful eye on the young man who so alarmed her, noticed that he was +talking too loudly and vehemently with the abbe, so she hurried to the +rescue. Pierre had managed to start a conversation with the abbe about +the balance of power, and the latter, evidently interested by the young +man's simple-minded eagerness, was explaining his pet theory. Both were +talking and listening too eagerly and too naturally, which was why Anna +Pavlovna disapproved. + +"The means are... the balance of power in Europe and the rights of the +people," the abbe was saying. "It is only necessary for one powerful +nation like Russia--barbaric as she is said to be--to place herself +disinterestedly at the head of an alliance having for its object the +maintenance of the balance of power of Europe, and it would save the +world!" + +"But how are you to get that balance?" Pierre was beginning. + +At that moment Anna Pavlovna came up and, looking severely at Pierre, +asked the Italian how he stood Russian climate. The Italian's face +instantly changed and assumed an offensively affected, sugary +expression, evidently habitual to him when conversing with women. + +"I am so enchanted by the brilliancy of the wit and culture of the +society, more especially of the feminine society, in which I have had +the honor of being received, that I have not yet had time to think of +the climate," said he. + +Not letting the abbe and Pierre escape, Anna Pavlovna, the more +conveniently to keep them under observation, brought them into the +larger circle. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Just then another visitor entered the drawing room: Prince Andrew +Bolkonski, the little princess' husband. He was a very handsome young +man, of medium height, with firm, clearcut features. Everything about +him, from his weary, bored expression to his quiet, measured step, +offered a most striking contrast to his quiet, little wife. It was +evident that he not only knew everyone in the drawing room, but had +found them to be so tiresome that it wearied him to look at or listen to +them. And among all these faces that he found so tedious, none seemed to +bore him so much as that of his pretty wife. He turned away from her +with a grimace that distorted his handsome face, kissed Anna Pavlovna's +hand, and screwing up his eyes scanned the whole company. + +"You are off to the war, Prince?" said Anna Pavlovna. + +"General Kutuzov," said Bolkonski, speaking French and stressing the +last syllable of the general's name like a Frenchman, "has been pleased +to take me as an aide-de-camp...." + +"And Lise, your wife?" + +"She will go to the country." + +"Are you not ashamed to deprive us of your charming wife?" + +"Andre," said his wife, addressing her husband in the same coquettish +manner in which she spoke to other men, "the vicomte has been telling us +such a tale about Mademoiselle George and Buonaparte!" + +Prince Andrew screwed up his eyes and turned away. Pierre, who from the +moment Prince Andrew entered the room had watched him with glad, +affectionate eyes, now came up and took his arm. Before he looked round +Prince Andrew frowned again, expressing his annoyance with whoever was +touching his arm, but when he saw Pierre's beaming face he gave him an +unexpectedly kind and pleasant smile. + +"There now!... So you, too, are in the great world?" said he to Pierre. + +"I knew you would be here," replied Pierre. "I will come to supper with +you. May I?" he added in a low voice so as not to disturb the vicomte +who was continuing his story. + +"No, impossible!" said Prince Andrew, laughing and pressing Pierre's +hand to show that there was no need to ask the question. He wished to +say something more, but at that moment Prince Vasili and his daughter +got up to go and the two young men rose to let them pass. + +"You must excuse me, dear Vicomte," said Prince Vasili to the Frenchman, +holding him down by the sleeve in a friendly way to prevent his rising. +"This unfortunate fete at the ambassador's deprives me of a pleasure, +and obliges me to interrupt you. I am very sorry to leave your +enchanting party," said he, turning to Anna Pavlovna. + +His daughter, Princess Helene, passed between the chairs, lightly +holding up the folds of her dress, and the smile shone still more +radiantly on her beautiful face. Pierre gazed at her with rapturous, +almost frightened, eyes as she passed him. + +"Very lovely," said Prince Andrew. + +"Very," said Pierre. + +In passing Prince Vasili seized Pierre's hand and said to Anna Pavlovna: +"Educate this bear for me! He has been staying with me a whole month and +this is the first time I have seen him in society. Nothing is so +necessary for a young man as the society of clever women." + +Anna Pavlovna smiled and promised to take Pierre in hand. She knew his +father to be a connection of Prince Vasili's. The elderly lady who had +been sitting with the old aunt rose hurriedly and overtook Prince Vasili +in the anteroom. All the affectation of interest she had assumed had +left her kindly and tear-worn face and it now expressed only anxiety and +fear. + +"How about my son Boris, Prince?" said she, hurrying after him into the +anteroom. "I can't remain any longer in Petersburg. Tell me what news I +may take back to my poor boy." + +Although Prince Vasili listened reluctantly and not very politely to the +elderly lady, even betraying some impatience, she gave him an +ingratiating and appealing smile, and took his hand that he might not go +away. + +"What would it cost you to say a word to the Emperor, and then he would +be transferred to the Guards at once?" said she. + +"Believe me, Princess, I am ready to do all I can," answered Prince +Vasili, "but it is difficult for me to ask the Emperor. I should advise +you to appeal to Rumyantsev through Prince Golitsyn. That would be the +best way." + +The elderly lady was a Princess Drubetskaya, belonging to one of the +best families in Russia, but she was poor, and having long been out of +society had lost her former influential connections. She had now come to +Petersburg to procure an appointment in the Guards for her only son. It +was, in fact, solely to meet Prince Vasili that she had obtained an +invitation to Anna Pavlovna's reception and had sat listening to the +vicomte's story. Prince Vasili's words frightened her, an embittered +look clouded her once handsome face, but only for a moment; then she +smiled again and clutched Prince Vasili's arm more tightly. + +"Listen to me, Prince," said she. "I have never yet asked you for +anything and I never will again, nor have I ever reminded you of my +father's friendship for you; but now I entreat you for God's sake to do +this for my son--and I shall always regard you as a benefactor," she +added hurriedly. "No, don't be angry, but promise! I have asked Golitsyn +and he has refused. Be the kindhearted man you always were," she said, +trying to smile though tears were in her eyes. + +"Papa, we shall be late," said Princess Helene, turning her beautiful +head and looking over her classically molded shoulder as she stood +waiting by the door. + +Influence in society, however, is a capital which has to be economized +if it is to last. Prince Vasili knew this, and having once realized that +if he asked on behalf of all who begged of him, he would soon be unable +to ask for himself, he became chary of using his influence. But in +Princess Drubetskaya's case he felt, after her second appeal, something +like qualms of conscience. She had reminded him of what was quite true; +he had been indebted to her father for the first steps in his career. +Moreover, he could see by her manners that she was one of those women-- +mostly mothers--who, having once made up their minds, will not rest +until they have gained their end, and are prepared if necessary to go on +insisting day after day and hour after hour, and even to make scenes. +This last consideration moved him. + +"My dear Anna Mikhaylovna," said he with his usual familiarity and +weariness of tone, "it is almost impossible for me to do what you ask; +but to prove my devotion to you and how I respect your father's memory, +I will do the impossible--your son shall be transferred to the Guards. +Here is my hand on it. Are you satisfied?" + +"My dear benefactor! This is what I expected from you--I knew your +kindness!" He turned to go. + +"Wait--just a word! When he has been transferred to the Guards..." she +faltered. "You are on good terms with Michael Ilarionovich Kutuzov... +recommend Boris to him as adjutant! Then I shall be at rest, and +then..." + +Prince Vasili smiled. + +"No, I won't promise that. You don't know how Kutuzov is pestered since +his appointment as Commander in Chief. He told me himself that all the +Moscow ladies have conspired to give him all their sons as adjutants." + +"No, but do promise! I won't let you go! My dear benefactor..." + +"Papa," said his beautiful daughter in the same tone as before, "we +shall be late." + +"Well, au revoir! Good-bye! You hear her?" + +"Then tomorrow you will speak to the Emperor?" + +"Certainly; but about Kutuzov, I don't promise." + +"Do promise, do promise, Vasili!" cried Anna Mikhaylovna as he went, +with the smile of a coquettish girl, which at one time probably came +naturally to her, but was now very ill-suited to her careworn face. + +Apparently she had forgotten her age and by force of habit employed all +the old feminine arts. But as soon as the prince had gone her face +resumed its former cold, artificial expression. She returned to the +group where the vicomte was still talking, and again pretended to +listen, while waiting till it would be time to leave. Her task was +accomplished. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +"And what do you think of this latest comedy, the coronation at Milan?" +asked Anna Pavlovna, "and of the comedy of the people of Genoa and Lucca +laying their petitions before Monsieur Buonaparte, and Monsieur +Buonaparte sitting on a throne and granting the petitions of the +nations? Adorable! It is enough to make one's head whirl! It is as if +the whole world had gone crazy." + +Prince Andrew looked Anna Pavlovna straight in the face with a sarcastic +smile. + +"'Dieu me la donne, gare a qui la touche!' * They say he was very fine +when he said that," he remarked, repeating the words in Italian: "'Dio +mi l'ha dato. Guai a chi la tocchi!'" + + +* God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware! + +"I hope this will prove the last drop that will make the glass run +over," Anna Pavlovna continued. "The sovereigns will not be able to +endure this man who is a menace to everything." + +"The sovereigns? I do not speak of Russia," said the vicomte, polite but +hopeless: "The sovereigns, madame... What have they done for Louis XVII, +for the Queen, or for Madame Elizabeth? Nothing!" and he became more +animated. "And believe me, they are reaping the reward of their betrayal +of the Bourbon cause. The sovereigns! Why, they are sending ambassadors +to compliment the usurper." + +And sighing disdainfully, he again changed his position. + +Prince Hippolyte, who had been gazing at the vicomte for some time +through his lorgnette, suddenly turned completely round toward the +little princess, and having asked for a needle began tracing the Conde +coat of arms on the table. He explained this to her with as much gravity +as if she had asked him to do it. + +"Baton de gueules, engrele de gueules d'azur--maison Conde," said he. + +The princess listened, smiling. + +"If Buonaparte remains on the throne of France a year longer," the +vicomte continued, with the air of a man who, in a matter with which he +is better acquainted than anyone else, does not listen to others but +follows the current of his own thoughts, "things will have gone too far. +By intrigues, violence, exile, and executions, French society--I mean +good French society--will have been forever destroyed, and then..." + +He shrugged his shoulders and spread out his hands. Pierre wished to +make a remark, for the conversation interested him, but Anna Pavlovna, +who had him under observation, interrupted: + +"The Emperor Alexander," said she, with the melancholy which always +accompanied any reference of hers to the Imperial family, "has declared +that he will leave it to the French people themselves to choose their +own form of government; and I believe that once free from the usurper, +the whole nation will certainly throw itself into the arms of its +rightful king," she concluded, trying to be amiable to the royalist +emigrant. + +"That is doubtful," said Prince Andrew. "Monsieur le Vicomte quite +rightly supposes that matters have already gone too far. I think it will +be difficult to return to the old regime." + +"From what I have heard," said Pierre, blushing and breaking into the +conversation, "almost all the aristocracy has already gone over to +Bonaparte's side." + +"It is the Buonapartists who say that," replied the vicomte without +looking at Pierre. "At the present time it is difficult to know the real +state of French public opinion." + +"Bonaparte has said so," remarked Prince Andrew with a sarcastic smile. + +It was evident that he did not like the vicomte and was aiming his +remarks at him, though without looking at him. + +"'I showed them the path to glory, but they did not follow it,'" Prince +Andrew continued after a short silence, again quoting Napoleon's words. +"'I opened my antechambers and they crowded in.' I do not know how far +he was justified in saying so." + +"Not in the least," replied the vicomte. "After the murder of the duc +even the most partial ceased to regard him as a hero. If to some +people," he went on, turning to Anna Pavlovna, "he ever was a hero, +after the murder of the duc there was one martyr more in heaven and one +hero less on earth." + +Before Anna Pavlovna and the others had time to smile their appreciation +of the vicomte's epigram, Pierre again broke into the conversation, and +though Anna Pavlovna felt sure he would say something inappropriate, she +was unable to stop him. + +"The execution of the Duc d'Enghien," declared Monsieur Pierre, "was a +political necessity, and it seems to me that Napoleon showed greatness +of soul by not fearing to take on himself the whole responsibility of +that deed." + +"Dieu! Mon Dieu!" muttered Anna Pavlovna in a terrified whisper. + +"What, Monsieur Pierre... Do you consider that assassination shows +greatness of soul?" said the little princess, smiling and drawing her +work nearer to her. + +"Oh! Oh!" exclaimed several voices. + +"Capital!" said Prince Hippolyte in English, and began slapping his knee +with the palm of his hand. + +The vicomte merely shrugged his shoulders. Pierre looked solemnly at his +audience over his spectacles and continued. + +"I say so," he continued desperately, "because the Bourbons fled from +the Revolution leaving the people to anarchy, and Napoleon alone +understood the Revolution and quelled it, and so for the general good, +he could not stop short for the sake of one man's life." + +"Won't you come over to the other table?" suggested Anna Pavlovna. + +But Pierre continued his speech without heeding her. + +"No," cried he, becoming more and more eager, "Napoleon is great because +he rose superior to the Revolution, suppressed its abuses, preserved all +that was good in it--equality of citizenship and freedom of speech and +of the press--and only for that reason did he obtain power." + +"Yes, if having obtained power, without availing himself of it to commit +murder he had restored it to the rightful king, I should have called him +a great man," remarked the vicomte. + +"He could not do that. The people only gave him power that he might rid +them of the Bourbons and because they saw that he was a great man. The +Revolution was a grand thing!" continued Monsieur Pierre, betraying by +this desperate and provocative proposition his extreme youth and his +wish to express all that was in his mind. + +"What? Revolution and regicide a grand thing?... Well, after that... But +won't you come to this other table?" repeated Anna Pavlovna. + +"Rousseau's Contrat Social," said the vicomte with a tolerant smile. + +"I am not speaking of regicide, I am speaking about ideas." + +"Yes: ideas of robbery, murder, and regicide," again interjected an +ironical voice. + +"Those were extremes, no doubt, but they are not what is most important. +What is important are the rights of man, emancipation from prejudices, +and equality of citizenship, and all these ideas Napoleon has retained +in full force." + +"Liberty and equality," said the vicomte contemptuously, as if at last +deciding seriously to prove to this youth how foolish his words were, +"high-sounding words which have long been discredited. Who does not love +liberty and equality? Even our Saviour preached liberty and equality. +Have people since the Revolution become happier? On the contrary. We +wanted liberty, but Buonaparte has destroyed it." + +Prince Andrew kept looking with an amused smile from Pierre to the +vicomte and from the vicomte to their hostess. In the first moment of +Pierre's outburst Anna Pavlovna, despite her social experience, was +horror-struck. But when she saw that Pierre's sacrilegious words had not +exasperated the vicomte, and had convinced herself that it was +impossible to stop him, she rallied her forces and joined the vicomte in +a vigorous attack on the orator. + +"But, my dear Monsieur Pierre," said she, "how do you explain the fact +of a great man executing a duc--or even an ordinary man who--is innocent +and untried?" + +"I should like," said the vicomte, "to ask how monsieur explains the +18th Brumaire; was not that an imposture? It was a swindle, and not at +all like the conduct of a great man!" + +"And the prisoners he killed in Africa? That was horrible!" said the +little princess, shrugging her shoulders. + +"He's a low fellow, say what you will," remarked Prince Hippolyte. + +Pierre, not knowing whom to answer, looked at them all and smiled. His +smile was unlike the half-smile of other people. When he smiled, his +grave, even rather gloomy, look was instantaneously replaced by another- +-a childlike, kindly, even rather silly look, which seemed to ask +forgiveness. + +The vicomte who was meeting him for the first time saw clearly that this +young Jacobin was not so terrible as his words suggested. All were +silent. + +"How do you expect him to answer you all at once?" said Prince Andrew. +"Besides, in the actions of a statesman one has to distinguish between +his acts as a private person, as a general, and as an emperor. So it +seems to me." + +"Yes, yes, of course!" Pierre chimed in, pleased at the arrival of this +reinforcement. + +"One must admit," continued Prince Andrew, "that Napoleon as a man was +great on the bridge of Arcola, and in the hospital at Jaffa where he +gave his hand to the plague-stricken; but... but there are other acts +which it is difficult to justify." + +Prince Andrew, who had evidently wished to tone down the awkwardness of +Pierre's remarks, rose and made a sign to his wife that it was time to +go. + +Suddenly Prince Hippolyte started up making signs to everyone to attend, +and asking them all to be seated began: + +"I was told a charming Moscow story today and must treat you to it. +Excuse me, Vicomte--I must tell it in Russian or the point will be +lost...." And Prince Hippolyte began to tell his story in such Russian +as a Frenchman would speak after spending about a year in Russia. +Everyone waited, so emphatically and eagerly did he demand their +attention to his story. + +"There is in Moscow a lady, une dame, and she is very stingy. She must +have two footmen behind her carriage, and very big ones. That was her +taste. And she had a lady's maid, also big. She said..." + +Here Prince Hippolyte paused, evidently collecting his ideas with +difficulty. + +"She said... Oh yes! She said, 'Girl,' to the maid, 'put on a livery, +get up behind the carriage, and come with me while I make some calls.'" + +Here Prince Hippolyte spluttered and burst out laughing long before his +audience, which produced an effect unfavorable to the narrator. Several +persons, among them the elderly lady and Anna Pavlovna, did however +smile. + +"She went. Suddenly there was a great wind. The girl lost her hat and +her long hair came down...." Here he could contain himself no longer and +went on, between gasps of laughter: "And the whole world knew...." + +And so the anecdote ended. Though it was unintelligible why he had told +it, or why it had to be told in Russian, still Anna Pavlovna and the +others appreciated Prince Hippolyte's social tact in so agreeably ending +Pierre's unpleasant and unamiable outburst. After the anecdote the +conversation broke up into insignificant small talk about the last and +next balls, about theatricals, and who would meet whom, and when and +where. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Having thanked Anna Pavlovna for her charming soiree, the guests began +to take their leave. + +Pierre was ungainly. Stout, about the average height, broad, with huge +red hands; he did not know, as the saying is, how to enter a drawing +room and still less how to leave one; that is, how to say something +particularly agreeable before going away. Besides this he was absent- +minded. When he rose to go, he took up instead of his own, the general's +three-cornered hat, and held it, pulling at the plume, till the general +asked him to restore it. All his absent-mindedness and inability to +enter a room and converse in it was, however, redeemed by his kindly, +simple, and modest expression. Anna Pavlovna turned toward him and, with +a Christian mildness that expressed forgiveness of his indiscretion, +nodded and said: "I hope to see you again, but I also hope you will +change your opinions, my dear Monsieur Pierre." + +When she said this, he did not reply and only bowed, but again everybody +saw his smile, which said nothing, unless perhaps, "Opinions are +opinions, but you see what a capital, good-natured fellow I am." And +everyone, including Anna Pavlovna, felt this. + +Prince Andrew had gone out into the hall, and, turning his shoulders to +the footman who was helping him on with his cloak, listened +indifferently to his wife's chatter with Prince Hippolyte who had also +come into the hall. Prince Hippolyte stood close to the pretty, pregnant +princess, and stared fixedly at her through his eyeglass. + +"Go in, Annette, or you will catch cold," said the little princess, +taking leave of Anna Pavlovna. "It is settled," she added in a low +voice. + +Anna Pavlovna had already managed to speak to Lise about the match she +contemplated between Anatole and the little princess' sister-in-law. + +"I rely on you, my dear," said Anna Pavlovna, also in a low tone. "Write +to her and let me know how her father looks at the matter. Au revoir!"-- +and she left the hall. + +Prince Hippolyte approached the little princess and, bending his face +close to her, began to whisper something. + +Two footmen, the princess' and his own, stood holding a shawl and a +cloak, waiting for the conversation to finish. They listened to the +French sentences which to them were meaningless, with an air of +understanding but not wishing to appear to do so. The princess as usual +spoke smilingly and listened with a laugh. + +"I am very glad I did not go to the ambassador's," said Prince Hippolyte +"-so dull-. It has been a delightful evening, has it not? Delightful!" + +"They say the ball will be very good," replied the princess, drawing up +her downy little lip. "All the pretty women in society will be there." + +"Not all, for you will not be there; not all," said Prince Hippolyte +smiling joyfully; and snatching the shawl from the footman, whom he even +pushed aside, he began wrapping it round the princess. Either from +awkwardness or intentionally (no one could have said which) after the +shawl had been adjusted he kept his arm around her for a long time, as +though embracing her. + +Still smiling, she gracefully moved away, turning and glancing at her +husband. Prince Andrew's eyes were closed, so weary and sleepy did he +seem. + +"Are you ready?" he asked his wife, looking past her. + +Prince Hippolyte hurriedly put on his cloak, which in the latest fashion +reached to his very heels, and, stumbling in it, ran out into the porch +following the princess, whom a footman was helping into the carriage. + +"Princesse, au revoir," cried he, stumbling with his tongue as well as +with his feet. + +The princess, picking up her dress, was taking her seat in the dark +carriage, her husband was adjusting his saber; Prince Hippolyte, under +pretense of helping, was in everyone's way. + +"Allow me, sir," said Prince Andrew in Russian in a cold, disagreeable +tone to Prince Hippolyte who was blocking his path. + +"I am expecting you, Pierre," said the same voice, but gently and +affectionately. + +The postilion started, the carriage wheels rattled. Prince Hippolyte +laughed spasmodically as he stood in the porch waiting for the vicomte +whom he had promised to take home. + +"Well, mon cher," said the vicomte, having seated himself beside +Hippolyte in the carriage, "your little princess is very nice, very nice +indeed, quite French," and he kissed the tips of his fingers. Hippolyte +burst out laughing. + +"Do you know, you are a terrible chap for all your innocent airs," +continued the vicomte. "I pity the poor husband, that little officer who +gives himself the airs of a monarch." + +Hippolyte spluttered again, and amid his laughter said, "And you were +saying that the Russian ladies are not equal to the French? One has to +know how to deal with them." + +Pierre reaching the house first went into Prince Andrew's study like one +quite at home, and from habit immediately lay down on the sofa, took +from the shelf the first book that came to his hand (it was Caesar's +Commentaries), and resting on his elbow, began reading it in the middle. + +"What have you done to Mlle Scherer? She will be quite ill now," said +Prince Andrew, as he entered the study, rubbing his small white hands. + +Pierre turned his whole body, making the sofa creak. He lifted his eager +face to Prince Andrew, smiled, and waved his hand. + +"That abbe is very interesting but he does not see the thing in the +right light.... In my opinion perpetual peace is possible but--I do not +know how to express it... not by a balance of political power...." + +It was evident that Prince Andrew was not interested in such abstract +conversation. + +"One can't everywhere say all one thinks, mon cher. Well, have you at +last decided on anything? Are you going to be a guardsman or a +diplomatist?" asked Prince Andrew after a momentary silence. + +Pierre sat up on the sofa, with his legs tucked under him. + +"Really, I don't yet know. I don't like either the one or the other." + +"But you must decide on something! Your father expects it." + +Pierre at the age of ten had been sent abroad with an abbe as tutor, and +had remained away till he was twenty. When he returned to Moscow his +father dismissed the abbe and said to the young man, "Now go to +Petersburg, look round, and choose your profession. I will agree to +anything. Here is a letter to Prince Vasili, and here is money. Write to +me all about it, and I will help you in everything." Pierre had already +been choosing a career for three months, and had not decided on +anything. It was about this choice that Prince Andrew was speaking. +Pierre rubbed his forehead. + +"But he must be a Freemason," said he, referring to the abbe whom he had +met that evening. + +"That is all nonsense." Prince Andrew again interrupted him, "let us +talk business. Have you been to the Horse Guards?" + +"No, I have not; but this is what I have been thinking and wanted to +tell you. There is a war now against Napoleon. If it were a war for +freedom I could understand it and should be the first to enter the army; +but to help England and Austria against the greatest man in the world is +not right." + +Prince Andrew only shrugged his shoulders at Pierre's childish words. He +put on the air of one who finds it impossible to reply to such nonsense, +but it would in fact have been difficult to give any other answer than +the one Prince Andrew gave to this naive question. + +"If no one fought except on his own conviction, there would be no wars," +he said. + +"And that would be splendid," said Pierre. + +Prince Andrew smiled ironically. + +"Very likely it would be splendid, but it will never come about..." + +"Well, why are you going to the war?" asked Pierre. + +"What for? I don't know. I must. Besides that I am going..." He paused. +"I am going because the life I am leading here does not suit me!" + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +The rustle of a woman's dress was heard in the next room. Prince Andrew +shook himself as if waking up, and his face assumed the look it had had +in Anna Pavlovna's drawing room. Pierre removed his feet from the sofa. +The princess came in. She had changed her gown for a house dress as +fresh and elegant as the other. Prince Andrew rose and politely placed a +chair for her. + +"How is it," she began, as usual in French, settling down briskly and +fussily in the easy chair, "how is it Annette never got married? How +stupid you men all are not to have married her! Excuse me for saying so, +but you have no sense about women. What an argumentative fellow you are, +Monsieur Pierre!" + +"And I am still arguing with your husband. I can't understand why he +wants to go to the war," replied Pierre, addressing the princess with +none of the embarrassment so commonly shown by young men in their +intercourse with young women. + +The princess started. Evidently Pierre's words touched her to the quick. + +"Ah, that is just what I tell him!" said she. "I don't understand it; I +don't in the least understand why men can't live without wars. How is it +that we women don't want anything of the kind, don't need it? Now you +shall judge between us. I always tell him: Here he is Uncle's aide-de- +camp, a most brilliant position. He is so well known, so much +appreciated by everyone. The other day at the Apraksins' I heard a lady +asking, 'Is that the famous Prince Andrew?' I did indeed." She laughed. +"He is so well received everywhere. He might easily become aide-de-camp +to the Emperor. You know the Emperor spoke to him most graciously. +Annette and I were speaking of how to arrange it. What do you think?" + +Pierre looked at his friend and, noticing that he did not like the +conversation, gave no reply. + +"When are you starting?" he asked. + +"Oh, don't speak of his going, don't! I won't hear it spoken of," said +the princess in the same petulantly playful tone in which she had spoken +to Hippolyte in the drawing room and which was so plainly ill-suited to +the family circle of which Pierre was almost a member. "Today when I +remembered that all these delightful associations must be broken off... +and then you know, Andre..." (she looked significantly at her husband) +"I'm afraid, I'm afraid!" she whispered, and a shudder ran down her +back. + +Her husband looked at her as if surprised to notice that someone besides +Pierre and himself was in the room, and addressed her in a tone of +frigid politeness. + +"What is it you are afraid of, Lise? I don't understand," said he. + +"There, what egotists men all are: all, all egotists! Just for a whim of +his own, goodness only knows why, he leaves me and locks me up alone in +the country." + +"With my father and sister, remember," said Prince Andrew gently. + +"Alone all the same, without my friends.... And he expects me not to be +afraid." + +Her tone was now querulous and her lip drawn up, giving her not a +joyful, but an animal, squirrel-like expression. She paused as if she +felt it indecorous to speak of her pregnancy before Pierre, though the +gist of the matter lay in that. + +"I still can't understand what you are afraid of," said Prince Andrew +slowly, not taking his eyes off his wife. + +The princess blushed, and raised her arms with a gesture of despair. + +"No, Andrew, I must say you have changed. Oh, how you have..." + +"Your doctor tells you to go to bed earlier," said Prince Andrew. "You +had better go." + +The princess said nothing, but suddenly her short downy lip quivered. +Prince Andrew rose, shrugged his shoulders, and walked about the room. + +Pierre looked over his spectacles with naive surprise, now at him and +now at her, moved as if about to rise too, but changed his mind. + +"Why should I mind Monsieur Pierre being here?" exclaimed the little +princess suddenly, her pretty face all at once distorted by a tearful +grimace. "I have long wanted to ask you, Andrew, why you have changed so +to me? What have I done to you? You are going to the war and have no +pity for me. Why is it?" + +"Lise!" was all Prince Andrew said. But that one word expressed an +entreaty, a threat, and above all conviction that she would herself +regret her words. But she went on hurriedly: + +"You treat me like an invalid or a child. I see it all! Did you behave +like that six months ago?" + +"Lise, I beg you to desist," said Prince Andrew still more emphatically. + +Pierre, who had been growing more and more agitated as he listened to +all this, rose and approached the princess. He seemed unable to bear the +sight of tears and was ready to cry himself. + +"Calm yourself, Princess! It seems so to you because... I assure you I +myself have experienced... and so... because... No, excuse me! An +outsider is out of place here... No, don't distress yourself... Good- +bye!" + +Prince Andrew caught him by the hand. + +"No, wait, Pierre! The princess is too kind to wish to deprive me of the +pleasure of spending the evening with you." + +"No, he thinks only of himself," muttered the princess without +restraining her angry tears. + +"Lise!" said Prince Andrew dryly, raising his voice to the pitch which +indicates that patience is exhausted. + +Suddenly the angry, squirrel-like expression of the princess' pretty +face changed into a winning and piteous look of fear. Her beautiful eyes +glanced askance at her husband's face, and her own assumed the timid, +deprecating expression of a dog when it rapidly but feebly wags its +drooping tail. + +"Mon Dieu, mon Dieu!" she muttered, and lifting her dress with one hand +she went up to her husband and kissed him on the forehead. + +"Good night, Lise," said he, rising and courteously kissing her hand as +he would have done to a stranger. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +The friends were silent. Neither cared to begin talking. Pierre +continually glanced at Prince Andrew; Prince Andrew rubbed his forehead +with his small hand. + +"Let us go and have supper," he said with a sigh, going to the door. + +They entered the elegant, newly decorated, and luxurious dining room. +Everything from the table napkins to the silver, china, and glass bore +that imprint of newness found in the households of the newly married. +Halfway through supper Prince Andrew leaned his elbows on the table and, +with a look of nervous agitation such as Pierre had never before seen on +his face, began to talk--as one who has long had something on his mind +and suddenly determines to speak out. + +"Never, never marry, my dear fellow! That's my advice: never marry till +you can say to yourself that you have done all you are capable of, and +until you have ceased to love the woman of your choice and have seen her +plainly as she is, or else you will make a cruel and irrevocable +mistake. Marry when you are old and good for nothing--or all that is +good and noble in you will be lost. It will all be wasted on trifles. +Yes! Yes! Yes! Don't look at me with such surprise. If you marry +expecting anything from yourself in the future, you will feel at every +step that for you all is ended, all is closed except the drawing room, +where you will be ranged side by side with a court lackey and an +idiot!... But what's the good?..." and he waved his arm. + +Pierre took off his spectacles, which made his face seem different and +the good-natured expression still more apparent, and gazed at his friend +in amazement. + +"My wife," continued Prince Andrew, "is an excellent woman, one of those +rare women with whom a man's honor is safe; but, O God, what would I not +give now to be unmarried! You are the first and only one to whom I +mention this, because I like you." + +As he said this Prince Andrew was less than ever like that Bolkonski who +had lolled in Anna Pavlovna's easy chairs and with half-closed eyes had +uttered French phrases between his teeth. Every muscle of his thin face +was now quivering with nervous excitement; his eyes, in which the fire +of life had seemed extinguished, now flashed with brilliant light. It +was evident that the more lifeless he seemed at ordinary times, the more +impassioned he became in these moments of almost morbid irritation. + +"You don't understand why I say this," he continued, "but it is the +whole story of life. You talk of Bonaparte and his career," said he +(though Pierre had not mentioned Bonaparte), "but Bonaparte when he +worked went step by step toward his goal. He was free, he had nothing +but his aim to consider, and he reached it. But tie yourself up with a +woman and, like a chained convict, you lose all freedom! And all you +have of hope and strength merely weighs you down and torments you with +regret. Drawing rooms, gossip, balls, vanity, and triviality--these are +the enchanted circle I cannot escape from. I am now going to the war, +the greatest war there ever was, and I know nothing and am fit for +nothing. I am very amiable and have a caustic wit," continued Prince +Andrew, "and at Anna Pavlovna's they listen to me. And that stupid set +without whom my wife cannot exist, and those women... If you only knew +what those society women are, and women in general! My father is right. +Selfish, vain, stupid, trivial in everything--that's what women are when +you see them in their true colors! When you meet them in society it +seems as if there were something in them, but there's nothing, nothing, +nothing! No, don't marry, my dear fellow; don't marry!" concluded Prince +Andrew. + +"It seems funny to me," said Pierre, "that you, you should consider +yourself incapable and your life a spoiled life. You have everything +before you, everything. And you..." + +He did not finish his sentence, but his tone showed how highly he +thought of his friend and how much he expected of him in the future. + +"How can he talk like that?" thought Pierre. He considered his friend a +model of perfection because Prince Andrew possessed in the highest +degree just the very qualities Pierre lacked, and which might be best +described as strength of will. Pierre was always astonished at Prince +Andrew's calm manner of treating everybody, his extraordinary memory, +his extensive reading (he had read everything, knew everything, and had +an opinion about everything), but above all at his capacity for work and +study. And if Pierre was often struck by Andrew's lack of capacity for +philosophical meditation (to which he himself was particularly +addicted), he regarded even this not as a defect but as a sign of +strength. + +Even in the best, most friendly and simplest relations of life, praise +and commendation are essential, just as grease is necessary to wheels +that they may run smoothly. + +"My part is played out," said Prince Andrew. "What's the use of talking +about me? Let us talk about you," he added after a silence, smiling at +his reassuring thoughts. + +That smile was immediately reflected on Pierre's face. + +"But what is there to say about me?" said Pierre, his face relaxing into +a careless, merry smile. "What am I? An illegitimate son!" He suddenly +blushed crimson, and it was plain that he had made a great effort to say +this. "Without a name and without means... And it really..." But he did +not say what "it really" was. "For the present I am free and am all +right. Only I haven't the least idea what I am to do; I wanted to +consult you seriously." + +Prince Andrew looked kindly at him, yet his glance--friendly and +affectionate as it was--expressed a sense of his own superiority. + +"I am fond of you, especially as you are the one live man among our +whole set. Yes, you're all right! Choose what you will; it's all the +same. You'll be all right anywhere. But look here: give up visiting +those Kuragins and leading that sort of life. It suits you so badly--all +this debauchery, dissipation, and the rest of it!" + +"What would you have, my dear fellow?" answered Pierre, shrugging his +shoulders. "Women, my dear fellow; women!" + +"I don't understand it," replied Prince Andrew. "Women who are comme il +faut, that's a different matter; but the Kuragins' set of women, 'women +and wine' I don't understand!" + +Pierre was staying at Prince Vasili Kuragin's and sharing the dissipated +life of his son Anatole, the son whom they were planning to reform by +marrying him to Prince Andrew's sister. + +"Do you know?" said Pierre, as if suddenly struck by a happy thought, +"seriously, I have long been thinking of it.... Leading such a life I +can't decide or think properly about anything. One's head aches, and one +spends all one's money. He asked me for tonight, but I won't go." + +"You give me your word of honor not to go?" + +"On my honor!" + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +It was past one o'clock when Pierre left his friend. It was a cloudless, +northern, summer night. Pierre took an open cab intending to drive +straight home. But the nearer he drew to the house the more he felt the +impossibility of going to sleep on such a night. It was light enough to +see a long way in the deserted street and it seemed more like morning or +evening than night. On the way Pierre remembered that Anatole Kuragin +was expecting the usual set for cards that evening, after which there +was generally a drinking bout, finishing with visits of a kind Pierre +was very fond of. + +"I should like to go to Kuragin's," thought he. + +But he immediately recalled his promise to Prince Andrew not to go +there. Then, as happens to people of weak character, he desired so +passionately once more to enjoy that dissipation he was so accustomed to +that he decided to go. The thought immediately occurred to him that his +promise to Prince Andrew was of no account, because before he gave it he +had already promised Prince Anatole to come to his gathering; "besides," +thought he, "all such 'words of honor' are conventional things with no +definite meaning, especially if one considers that by tomorrow one may +be dead, or something so extraordinary may happen to one that honor and +dishonor will be all the same!" Pierre often indulged in reflections of +this sort, nullifying all his decisions and intentions. He went to +Kuragin's. + +Reaching the large house near the Horse Guards' barracks, in which +Anatole lived, Pierre entered the lighted porch, ascended the stairs, +and went in at the open door. There was no one in the anteroom; empty +bottles, cloaks, and overshoes were lying about; there was a smell of +alcohol, and sounds of voices and shouting in the distance. + +Cards and supper were over, but the visitors had not yet dispersed. +Pierre threw off his cloak and entered the first room, in which were the +remains of supper. A footman, thinking no one saw him, was drinking on +the sly what was left in the glasses. From the third room came sounds of +laughter, the shouting of familiar voices, the growling of a bear, and +general commotion. Some eight or nine young men were crowding anxiously +round an open window. Three others were romping with a young bear, one +pulling him by the chain and trying to set him at the others. + +"I bet a hundred on Stevens!" shouted one. + +"Mind, no holding on!" cried another. + +"I bet on Dolokhov!" cried a third. "Kuragin, you part our hands." + +"There, leave Bruin alone; here's a bet on." + +"At one draught, or he loses!" shouted a fourth. + +"Jacob, bring a bottle!" shouted the host, a tall, handsome fellow who +stood in the midst of the group, without a coat, and with his fine linen +shirt unfastened in front. "Wait a bit, you fellows.... Here is Petya! +Good man!" cried he, addressing Pierre. + +Another voice, from a man of medium height with clear blue eyes, +particularly striking among all these drunken voices by its sober ring, +cried from the window: "Come here; part the bets!" This was Dolokhov, an +officer of the Semenov regiment, a notorious gambler and duelist, who +was living with Anatole. Pierre smiled, looking about him merrily. + +"I don't understand. What's it all about?" + +"Wait a bit, he is not drunk yet! A bottle here," said Anatole, taking a +glass from the table he went up to Pierre. + +"First of all you must drink!" + +Pierre drank one glass after another, looking from under his brows at +the tipsy guests who were again crowding round the window, and listening +to their chatter. Anatole kept on refilling Pierre's glass while +explaining that Dolokhov was betting with Stevens, an English naval +officer, that he would drink a bottle of rum sitting on the outer ledge +of the third floor window with his legs hanging out. + +"Go on, you must drink it all," said Anatole, giving Pierre the last +glass, "or I won't let you go!" + +"No, I won't," said Pierre, pushing Anatole aside, and he went up to the +window. + +Dolokhov was holding the Englishman's hand and clearly and distinctly +repeating the terms of the bet, addressing himself particularly to +Anatole and Pierre. + +Dolokhov was of medium height, with curly hair and light-blue eyes. He +was about twenty-five. Like all infantry officers he wore no mustache, +so that his mouth, the most striking feature of his face, was clearly +seen. The lines of that mouth were remarkably finely curved. The middle +of the upper lip formed a sharp wedge and closed firmly on the firm +lower one, and something like two distinct smiles played continually +round the two corners of the mouth; this, together with the resolute, +insolent intelligence of his eyes, produced an effect which made it +impossible not to notice his face. Dolokhov was a man of small means and +no connections. Yet, though Anatole spent tens of thousands of rubles, +Dolokhov lived with him and had placed himself on such a footing that +all who knew them, including Anatole himself, respected him more than +they did Anatole. Dolokhov could play all games and nearly always won. +However much he drank, he never lost his clearheadedness. Both Kuragin +and Dolokhov were at that time notorious among the rakes and scapegraces +of Petersburg. + +The bottle of rum was brought. The window frame which prevented anyone +from sitting on the outer sill was being forced out by two footmen, who +were evidently flurried and intimidated by the directions and shouts of +the gentlemen around. + +Anatole with his swaggering air strode up to the window. He wanted to +smash something. Pushing away the footmen he tugged at the frame, but +could not move it. He smashed a pane. + +"You have a try, Hercules," said he, turning to Pierre. + +Pierre seized the crossbeam, tugged, and wrenched the oak frame out with +a crash. + +"Take it right out, or they'll think I'm holding on," said Dolokhov. + +"Is the Englishman bragging?... Eh? Is it all right?" said Anatole. + +"First-rate," said Pierre, looking at Dolokhov, who with a bottle of rum +in his hand was approaching the window, from which the light of the sky, +the dawn merging with the afterglow of sunset, was visible. + +Dolokhov, the bottle of rum still in his hand, jumped onto the window +sill. "Listen!" cried he, standing there and addressing those in the +room. All were silent. + +"I bet fifty imperials"--he spoke French that the Englishman might +understand him, but he did not speak it very well--"I bet fifty +imperials... or do you wish to make it a hundred?" added he, addressing +the Englishman. + +"No, fifty," replied the latter. + +"All right. Fifty imperials... that I will drink a whole bottle of rum +without taking it from my mouth, sitting outside the window on this +spot" (he stooped and pointed to the sloping ledge outside the window) +"and without holding on to anything. Is that right?" + +"Quite right," said the Englishman. + +Anatole turned to the Englishman and taking him by one of the buttons of +his coat and looking down at him--the Englishman was short--began +repeating the terms of the wager to him in English. + +"Wait!" cried Dolokhov, hammering with the bottle on the window sill to +attract attention. "Wait a bit, Kuragin. Listen! If anyone else does the +same, I will pay him a hundred imperials. Do you understand?" + +The Englishman nodded, but gave no indication whether he intended to +accept this challenge or not. Anatole did not release him, and though he +kept nodding to show that he understood, Anatole went on translating +Dolokhov's words into English. A thin young lad, an hussar of the Life +Guards, who had been losing that evening, climbed on the window sill, +leaned over, and looked down. + +"Oh! Oh! Oh!" he muttered, looking down from the window at the stones of +the pavement. + +"Shut up!" cried Dolokhov, pushing him away from the window. The lad +jumped awkwardly back into the room, tripping over his spurs. + +Placing the bottle on the window sill where he could reach it easily, +Dolokhov climbed carefully and slowly through the window and lowered his +legs. Pressing against both sides of the window, he adjusted himself on +his seat, lowered his hands, moved a little to the right and then to the +left, and took up the bottle. Anatole brought two candles and placed +them on the window sill, though it was already quite light. Dolokhov's +back in his white shirt, and his curly head, were lit up from both +sides. Everyone crowded to the window, the Englishman in front. Pierre +stood smiling but silent. One man, older than the others present, +suddenly pushed forward with a scared and angry look and wanted to seize +hold of Dolokhov's shirt. + +"I say, this is folly! He'll be killed," said this more sensible man. + +Anatole stopped him. + +"Don't touch him! You'll startle him and then he'll be killed. Eh?... +What then?... Eh?" + +Dolokhov turned round and, again holding on with both hands, arranged +himself on his seat. + +"If anyone comes meddling again," said he, emitting the words separately +through his thin compressed lips, "I will throw him down there. Now +then!" + +Saying this he again turned round, dropped his hands, took the bottle +and lifted it to his lips, threw back his head, and raised his free hand +to balance himself. One of the footmen who had stooped to pick up some +broken glass remained in that position without taking his eyes from the +window and from Dolokhov's back. Anatole stood erect with staring eyes. +The Englishman looked on sideways, pursing up his lips. The man who had +wished to stop the affair ran to a corner of the room and threw himself +on a sofa with his face to the wall. Pierre hid his face, from which a +faint smile forgot to fade though his features now expressed horror and +fear. All were still. Pierre took his hands from his eyes. Dolokhov +still sat in the same position, only his head was thrown further back +till his curly hair touched his shirt collar, and the hand holding the +bottle was lifted higher and higher and trembled with the effort. The +bottle was emptying perceptibly and rising still higher and his head +tilting yet further back. "Why is it so long?" thought Pierre. It seemed +to him that more than half an hour had elapsed. Suddenly Dolokhov made a +backward movement with his spine, and his arm trembled nervously; this +was sufficient to cause his whole body to slip as he sat on the sloping +ledge. As he began slipping down, his head and arm wavered still more +with the strain. One hand moved as if to clutch the window sill, but +refrained from touching it. Pierre again covered his eyes and thought he +would never open them again. Suddenly he was aware of a stir all around. +He looked up: Dolokhov was standing on the window sill, with a pale but +radiant face. + +"It's empty." + +He threw the bottle to the Englishman, who caught it neatly. Dolokhov +jumped down. He smelt strongly of rum. + +"Well done!... Fine fellow!... There's a bet for you!... Devil take +you!" came from different sides. + +The Englishman took out his purse and began counting out the money. +Dolokhov stood frowning and did not speak. Pierre jumped upon the window +sill. + +"Gentlemen, who wishes to bet with me? I'll do the same thing!" he +suddenly cried. "Even without a bet, there! Tell them to bring me a +bottle. I'll do it.... Bring a bottle!" + +"Let him do it, let him do it," said Dolokhov, smiling. + +"What next? Have you gone mad?... No one would let you!... Why, you go +giddy even on a staircase," exclaimed several voices. + +"I'll drink it! Let's have a bottle of rum!" shouted Pierre, banging the +table with a determined and drunken gesture and preparing to climb out +of the window. + +They seized him by his arms; but he was so strong that everyone who +touched him was sent flying. + +"No, you'll never manage him that way," said Anatole. "Wait a bit and +I'll get round him.... Listen! I'll take your bet tomorrow, but now we +are all going to ----'s." + +"Come on then," cried Pierre. "Come on!... And we'll take Bruin with +us." + +And he caught the bear, took it in his arms, lifted it from the ground, +and began dancing round the room with it. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Prince Vasili kept the promise he had given to Princess Drubetskaya who +had spoken to him on behalf of her only son Boris on the evening of Anna +Pavlovna's soiree. The matter was mentioned to the Emperor, an exception +made, and Boris transferred into the regiment of Semenov Guards with the +rank of cornet. He received, however, no appointment to Kutuzov's staff +despite all Anna Mikhaylovna's endeavors and entreaties. Soon after Anna +Pavlovna's reception Anna Mikhaylovna returned to Moscow and went +straight to her rich relations, the Rostovs, with whom she stayed when +in the town and where her darling Bory, who had only just entered a +regiment of the line and was being at once transferred to the Guards as +a cornet, had been educated from childhood and lived for years at a +time. The Guards had already left Petersburg on the tenth of August, and +her son, who had remained in Moscow for his equipment, was to join them +on the march to Radzivilov. + +It was St. Natalia's day and the name day of two of the Rostovs--the +mother and the youngest daughter--both named Nataly. Ever since the +morning, carriages with six horses had been coming and going +continually, bringing visitors to the Countess Rostova's big house on +the Povarskaya, so well known to all Moscow. The countess herself and +her handsome eldest daughter were in the drawing-room with the visitors +who came to congratulate, and who constantly succeeded one another in +relays. + +The countess was a woman of about forty-five, with a thin Oriental type +of face, evidently worn out with childbearing--she had had twelve. A +languor of motion and speech, resulting from weakness, gave her a +distinguished air which inspired respect. Princess Anna Mikhaylovna +Drubetskaya, who as a member of the household was also seated in the +drawing room, helped to receive and entertain the visitors. The young +people were in one of the inner rooms, not considering it necessary to +take part in receiving the visitors. The count met the guests and saw +them off, inviting them all to dinner. + +"I am very, very grateful to you, mon cher," or "ma chere"--he called +everyone without exception and without the slightest variation in his +tone, "my dear," whether they were above or below him in rank--"I thank +you for myself and for our two dear ones whose name day we are keeping. +But mind you come to dinner or I shall be offended, ma chere! On behalf +of the whole family I beg you to come, mon cher!" These words he +repeated to everyone without exception or variation, and with the same +expression on his full, cheerful, clean-shaven face, the same firm +pressure of the hand and the same quick, repeated bows. As soon as he +had seen a visitor off he returned to one of those who were still in the +drawing room, drew a chair toward him or her, and jauntily spreading out +his legs and putting his hands on his knees with the air of a man who +enjoys life and knows how to live, he swayed to and fro with dignity, +offered surmises about the weather, or touched on questions of health, +sometimes in Russian and sometimes in very bad but self-confident +French; then again, like a man weary but unflinching in the fulfillment +of duty, he rose to see some visitors off and, stroking his scanty gray +hairs over his bald patch, also asked them to dinner. Sometimes on his +way back from the anteroom he would pass through the conservatory and +pantry into the large marble dining hall, where tables were being set +out for eighty people; and looking at the footmen, who were bringing in +silver and china, moving tables, and unfolding damask table linen, he +would call Dmitri Vasilevich, a man of good family and the manager of +all his affairs, and while looking with pleasure at the enormous table +would say: "Well, Dmitri, you'll see that things are all as they should +be? That's right! The great thing is the serving, that's it." And with a +complacent sigh he would return to the drawing room. + +"Marya Lvovna Karagina and her daughter!" announced the countess' +gigantic footman in his bass voice, entering the drawing room. The +countess reflected a moment and took a pinch from a gold snuffbox with +her husband's portrait on it. + +"I'm quite worn out by these callers. However, I'll see her and no more. +She is so affected. Ask her in," she said to the footman in a sad voice, +as if saying: "Very well, finish me off." + +A tall, stout, and proud-looking woman, with a round-faced smiling +daughter, entered the drawing room, their dresses rustling. + +"Dear Countess, what an age... She has been laid up, poor child... at +the Razumovski's ball... and Countess Apraksina... I was so +delighted..." came the sounds of animated feminine voices, interrupting +one another and mingling with the rustling of dresses and the scraping +of chairs. Then one of those conversations began which last out until, +at the first pause, the guests rise with a rustle of dresses and say, "I +am so delighted... Mamma's health... and Countess Apraksina..." and +then, again rustling, pass into the anteroom, put on cloaks or mantles, +and drive away. The conversation was on the chief topic of the day: the +illness of the wealthy and celebrated beau of Catherine's day, Count +Bezukhov, and about his illegitimate son Pierre, the one who had behaved +so improperly at Anna Pavlovna's reception. + +"I am so sorry for the poor count," said the visitor. "He is in such bad +health, and now this vexation about his son is enough to kill him!" + +"What is that?" asked the countess as if she did not know what the +visitor alluded to, though she had already heard about the cause of +Count Bezukhov's distress some fifteen times. + +"That's what comes of a modern education," exclaimed the visitor. "It +seems that while he was abroad this young man was allowed to do as he +liked, now in Petersburg I hear he has been doing such terrible things +that he has been expelled by the police." + +"You don't say so!" replied the countess. + +"He chose his friends badly," interposed Anna Mikhaylovna. "Prince +Vasili's son, he, and a certain Dolokhov have, it is said, been up to +heaven only knows what! And they have had to suffer for it. Dolokhov has +been degraded to the ranks and Bezukhov's son sent back to Moscow. +Anatole Kuragin's father managed somehow to get his son's affair hushed +up, but even he was ordered out of Petersburg." + +"But what have they been up to?" asked the countess. + +"They are regular brigands, especially Dolokhov," replied the visitor. +"He is a son of Marya Ivanovna Dolokhova, such a worthy woman, but +there, just fancy! Those three got hold of a bear somewhere, put it in a +carriage, and set off with it to visit some actresses! The police tried +to interfere, and what did the young men do? They tied a policeman and +the bear back to back and put the bear into the Moyka Canal. And there +was the bear swimming about with the policeman on his back!" + +"What a nice figure the policeman must have cut, my dear!" shouted the +count, dying with laughter. + +"Oh, how dreadful! How can you laugh at it, Count?" + +Yet the ladies themselves could not help laughing. + +"It was all they could do to rescue the poor man," continued the +visitor. "And to think it is Cyril Vladimirovich Bezukhov's son who +amuses himself in this sensible manner! And he was said to be so well +educated and clever. This is all that his foreign education has done for +him! I hope that here in Moscow no one will receive him, in spite of his +money. They wanted to introduce him to me, but I quite declined: I have +my daughters to consider." + +"Why do you say this young man is so rich?" asked the countess, turning +away from the girls, who at once assumed an air of inattention. "His +children are all illegitimate. I think Pierre also is illegitimate." + +The visitor made a gesture with her hand. + +"I should think he has a score of them." + +Princess Anna Mikhaylovna intervened in the conversation, evidently +wishing to show her connections and knowledge of what went on in +society. + +"The fact of the matter is," said she significantly, and also in a half +whisper, "everyone knows Count Cyril's reputation.... He has lost count +of his children, but this Pierre was his favorite." + +"How handsome the old man still was only a year ago!" remarked the +countess. "I have never seen a handsomer man." + +"He is very much altered now," said Anna Mikhaylovna. "Well, as I was +saying, Prince Vasili is the next heir through his wife, but the count +is very fond of Pierre, looked after his education, and wrote to the +Emperor about him; so that in the case of his death--and he is so ill +that he may die at any moment, and Dr. Lorrain has come from Petersburg- +-no one knows who will inherit his immense fortune, Pierre or Prince +Vasili. Forty thousand serfs and millions of rubles! I know it all very +well for Prince Vasili told me himself. Besides, Cyril Vladimirovich is +my mother's second cousin. He's also my Bory's godfather," she added, as +if she attached no importance at all to the fact. + +"Prince Vasili arrived in Moscow yesterday. I hear he has come on some +inspection business," remarked the visitor. + +"Yes, but between ourselves," said the princess, "that is a pretext. The +fact is he has come to see Count Cyril Vladimirovich, hearing how ill he +is." + +"But do you know, my dear, that was a capital joke," said the count; and +seeing that the elder visitor was not listening, he turned to the young +ladies. "I can just imagine what a funny figure that policeman cut!" + +And as he waved his arms to impersonate the policeman, his portly form +again shook with a deep ringing laugh, the laugh of one who always eats +well and, in particular, drinks well. "So do come and dine with us!" he +said. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Silence ensued. The countess looked at her callers, smiling affably, but +not concealing the fact that she would not be distressed if they now +rose and took their leave. The visitor's daughter was already smoothing +down her dress with an inquiring look at her mother, when suddenly from +the next room were heard the footsteps of boys and girls running to the +door and the noise of a chair falling over, and a girl of thirteen, +hiding something in the folds of her short muslin frock, darted in and +stopped short in the middle of the room. It was evident that she had not +intended her flight to bring her so far. Behind her in the doorway +appeared a student with a crimson coat collar, an officer of the Guards, +a girl of fifteen, and a plump rosy-faced boy in a short jacket. + +The count jumped up and, swaying from side to side, spread his arms wide +and threw them round the little girl who had run in. + +"Ah, here she is!" he exclaimed laughing. "My pet, whose name day it is. +My dear pet!" + +"Ma chere, there is a time for everything," said the countess with +feigned severity. "You spoil her, Ilya," she added, turning to her +husband. + +"How do you do, my dear? I wish you many happy returns of your name +day," said the visitor. "What a charming child," she added, addressing +the mother. + +This black-eyed, wide-mouthed girl, not pretty but full of life--with +childish bare shoulders which after her run heaved and shook her bodice, +with black curls tossed backward, thin bare arms, little legs in lace- +frilled drawers, and feet in low slippers--was just at that charming age +when a girl is no longer a child, though the child is not yet a young +woman. Escaping from her father she ran to hide her flushed face in the +lace of her mother's mantilla--not paying the least attention to her +severe remark--and began to laugh. She laughed, and in fragmentary +sentences tried to explain about a doll which she produced from the +folds of her frock. + +"Do you see?... My doll... Mimi... You see..." was all Natasha managed +to utter (to her everything seemed funny). She leaned against her mother +and burst into such a loud, ringing fit of laughter that even the prim +visitor could not help joining in. + +"Now then, go away and take your monstrosity with you," said the mother, +pushing away her daughter with pretended sternness, and turning to the +visitor she added: "She is my youngest girl." + +Natasha, raising her face for a moment from her mother's mantilla, +glanced up at her through tears of laughter, and again hid her face. + +The visitor, compelled to look on at this family scene, thought it +necessary to take some part in it. + +"Tell me, my dear," said she to Natasha, "is Mimi a relation of yours? A +daughter, I suppose?" + +Natasha did not like the visitor's tone of condescension to childish +things. She did not reply, but looked at her seriously. + +Meanwhile the younger generation: Boris, the officer, Anna Mikhaylovna's +son; Nicholas, the undergraduate, the count's eldest son; Sonya, the +count's fifteen-year-old niece, and little Petya, his youngest boy, had +all settled down in the drawing room and were obviously trying to +restrain within the bounds of decorum the excitement and mirth that +shone in all their faces. Evidently in the back rooms, from which they +had dashed out so impetuously, the conversation had been more amusing +than the drawing-room talk of society scandals, the weather, and +Countess Apraksina. Now and then they glanced at one another, hardly +able to suppress their laughter. + +The two young men, the student and the officer, friends from childhood, +were of the same age and both handsome fellows, though not alike. Boris +was tall and fair, and his calm and handsome face had regular, delicate +features. Nicholas was short with curly hair and an open expression. +Dark hairs were already showing on his upper lip, and his whole face +expressed impetuosity and enthusiasm. Nicholas blushed when he entered +the drawing room. He evidently tried to find something to say, but +failed. Boris on the contrary at once found his footing, and related +quietly and humorously how he had known that doll Mimi when she was +still quite a young lady, before her nose was broken; how she had aged +during the five years he had known her, and how her head had cracked +right across the skull. Having said this he glanced at Natasha. She +turned away from him and glanced at her younger brother, who was +screwing up his eyes and shaking with suppressed laughter, and unable to +control herself any longer, she jumped up and rushed from the room as +fast as her nimble little feet would carry her. Boris did not laugh. + +"You were meaning to go out, weren't you, Mamma? Do you want the +carriage?" he asked his mother with a smile. + +"Yes, yes, go and tell them to get it ready," she answered, returning +his smile. + +Boris quietly left the room and went in search of Natasha. The plump boy +ran after them angrily, as if vexed that their program had been +disturbed. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +The only young people remaining in the drawing room, not counting the +young lady visitor and the countess' eldest daughter (who was four years +older than her sister and behaved already like a grown-up person), were +Nicholas and Sonya, the niece. Sonya was a slender little brunette with +a tender look in her eyes which were veiled by long lashes, thick black +plaits coiling twice round her head, and a tawny tint in her complexion +and especially in the color of her slender but graceful and muscular +arms and neck. By the grace of her movements, by the softness and +flexibility of her small limbs, and by a certain coyness and reserve of +manner, she reminded one of a pretty, half-grown kitten which promises +to become a beautiful little cat. She evidently considered it proper to +show an interest in the general conversation by smiling, but in spite of +herself her eyes under their thick long lashes watched her cousin who +was going to join the army, with such passionate girlish adoration that +her smile could not for a single instant impose upon anyone, and it was +clear that the kitten had settled down only to spring up with more +energy and again play with her cousin as soon as they too could, like +Natasha and Boris, escape from the drawing room. + +"Ah yes, my dear," said the count, addressing the visitor and pointing +to Nicholas, "his friend Boris has become an officer, and so for +friendship's sake he is leaving the university and me, his old father, +and entering the military service, my dear. And there was a place and +everything waiting for him in the Archives Department! Isn't that +friendship?" remarked the count in an inquiring tone. + +"But they say that war has been declared," replied the visitor. + +"They've been saying so a long while," said the count, "and they'll say +so again and again, and that will be the end of it. My dear, there's +friendship for you," he repeated. "He's joining the hussars." + +The visitor, not knowing what to say, shook her head. + +"It's not at all from friendship," declared Nicholas, flaring up and +turning away as if from a shameful aspersion. "It is not from friendship +at all; I simply feel that the army is my vocation." + +He glanced at his cousin and the young lady visitor; and they were both +regarding him with a smile of approbation. + +"Schubert, the colonel of the Pavlograd Hussars, is dining with us +today. He has been here on leave and is taking Nicholas back with him. +It can't be helped!" said the count, shrugging his shoulders and +speaking playfully of a matter that evidently distressed him. + +"I have already told you, Papa," said his son, "that if you don't wish +to let me go, I'll stay. But I know I am no use anywhere except in the +army; I am not a diplomat or a government clerk.--I don't know how to +hide what I feel." As he spoke he kept glancing with the flirtatiousness +of a handsome youth at Sonya and the young lady visitor. + +The little kitten, feasting her eyes on him, seemed ready at any moment +to start her gambols again and display her kittenish nature. + +"All right, all right!" said the old count. "He always flares up! This +Buonaparte has turned all their heads; they all think of how he rose +from an ensign and became Emperor. Well, well, God grant it," he added, +not noticing his visitor's sarcastic smile. + +The elders began talking about Bonaparte. Julie Karagina turned to young +Rostov. + +"What a pity you weren't at the Arkharovs' on Thursday. It was so dull +without you," said she, giving him a tender smile. + +The young man, flattered, sat down nearer to her with a coquettish +smile, and engaged the smiling Julie in a confidential conversation +without at all noticing that his involuntary smile had stabbed the heart +of Sonya, who blushed and smiled unnaturally. In the midst of his talk +he glanced round at her. She gave him a passionately angry glance, and +hardly able to restrain her tears and maintain the artificial smile on +her lips, she got up and left the room. All Nicholas' animation +vanished. He waited for the first pause in the conversation, and then +with a distressed face left the room to find Sonya. + +"How plainly all these young people wear their hearts on their sleeves!" +said Anna Mikhaylovna, pointing to Nicholas as he went out. "Cousinage-- +dangereux voisinage;" * she added. + + +* Cousinhood is a dangerous neighborhood. + +"Yes," said the countess when the brightness these young people had +brought into the room had vanished; and as if answering a question no +one had put but which was always in her mind, "and how much suffering, +how much anxiety one has had to go through that we might rejoice in them +now! And yet really the anxiety is greater now than the joy. One is +always, always anxious! Especially just at this age, so dangerous both +for girls and boys." + +"It all depends on the bringing up," remarked the visitor. + +"Yes, you're quite right," continued the countess. "Till now I have +always, thank God, been my children's friend and had their full +confidence," said she, repeating the mistake of so many parents who +imagine that their children have no secrets from them. "I know I shall +always be my daughters' first confidante, and that if Nicholas, with his +impulsive nature, does get into mischief (a boy can't help it), he will +all the same never be like those Petersburg young men." + +"Yes, they are splendid, splendid youngsters," chimed in the count, who +always solved questions that seemed to him perplexing by deciding that +everything was splendid. "Just fancy: wants to be an hussar. What's one +to do, my dear?" + +"What a charming creature your younger girl is," said the visitor; "a +little volcano!" + +"Yes, a regular volcano," said the count. "Takes after me! And what a +voice she has; though she's my daughter, I tell the truth when I say +she'll be a singer, a second Salomoni! We have engaged an Italian to +give her lessons." + +"Isn't she too young? I have heard that it harms the voice to train it +at that age." + +"Oh no, not at all too young!" replied the count. "Why, our mothers used +to be married at twelve or thirteen." + +"And she's in love with Boris already. Just fancy!" said the countess +with a gentle smile, looking at Boris and went on, evidently concerned +with a thought that always occupied her: "Now you see if I were to be +severe with her and to forbid it... goodness knows what they might be up +to on the sly" (she meant that they would be kissing), "but as it is, I +know every word she utters. She will come running to me of her own +accord in the evening and tell me everything. Perhaps I spoil her, but +really that seems the best plan. With her elder sister I was stricter." + +"Yes, I was brought up quite differently," remarked the handsome elder +daughter, Countess Vera, with a smile. + +But the smile did not enhance Vera's beauty as smiles generally do; on +the contrary it gave her an unnatural, and therefore unpleasant, +expression. Vera was good-looking, not at all stupid, quick at learning, +was well-brought up, and had a pleasant voice; what she said was true +and appropriate, yet, strange to say, everyone--the visitors and +countess alike--turned to look at her as if wondering why she had said +it, and they all felt awkward. + +"People are always too clever with their eldest children and try to make +something exceptional of them," said the visitor. + +"What's the good of denying it, my dear? Our dear countess was too +clever with Vera," said the count. "Well, what of that? She's turned out +splendidly all the same," he added, winking at Vera. + +The guests got up and took their leave, promising to return to dinner. + +"What manners! I thought they would never go," said the countess, when +she had seen her guests out. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +When Natasha ran out of the drawing room she only went as far as the +conservatory. There she paused and stood listening to the conversation +in the drawing room, waiting for Boris to come out. She was already +growing impatient, and stamped her foot, ready to cry at his not coming +at once, when she heard the young man's discreet steps approaching +neither quickly nor slowly. At this Natasha dashed swiftly among the +flower tubs and hid there. + +Boris paused in the middle of the room, looked round, brushed a little +dust from the sleeve of his uniform, and going up to a mirror examined +his handsome face. Natasha, very still, peered out from her ambush, +waiting to see what he would do. He stood a little while before the +glass, smiled, and walked toward the other door. Natasha was about to +call him but changed her mind. "Let him look for me," thought she. +Hardly had Boris gone than Sonya, flushed, in tears, and muttering +angrily, came in at the other door. Natasha checked her first impulse to +run out to her, and remained in her hiding place, watching--as under an +invisible cap--to see what went on in the world. She was experiencing a +new and peculiar pleasure. Sonya, muttering to herself, kept looking +round toward the drawing-room door. It opened and Nicholas came in. + +"Sonya, what is the matter with you? How can you?" said he, running up +to her. + +"It's nothing, nothing; leave me alone!" sobbed Sonya. + +"Ah, I know what it is." + +"Well, if you do, so much the better, and you can go back to her!" + +"So-o-onya! Look here! How can you torture me and yourself like that, +for a mere fancy?" said Nicholas taking her hand. + +Sonya did not pull it away, and left off crying. Natasha, not stirring +and scarcely breathing, watched from her ambush with sparkling eyes. +"What will happen now?" thought she. + +"Sonya! What is anyone in the world to me? You alone are everything!" +said Nicholas. "And I will prove it to you." + +"I don't like you to talk like that." + +"Well, then, I won't; only forgive me, Sonya!" He drew her to him and +kissed her. + +"Oh, how nice," thought Natasha; and when Sonya and Nicholas had gone +out of the conservatory she followed and called Boris to her. + +"Boris, come here," said she with a sly and significant look. "I have +something to tell you. Here, here!" and she led him into the +conservatory to the place among the tubs where she had been hiding. + +Boris followed her, smiling. + +"What is the something?" asked he. + +She grew confused, glanced round, and, seeing the doll she had thrown +down on one of the tubs, picked it up. + +"Kiss the doll," said she. + +Boris looked attentively and kindly at her eager face, but did not +reply. + +"Don't you want to? Well, then, come here," said she, and went further +in among the plants and threw down the doll. "Closer, closer!" she +whispered. + +She caught the young officer by his cuffs, and a look of solemnity and +fear appeared on her flushed face. + +"And me? Would you like to kiss me?" she whispered almost inaudibly, +glancing up at him from under her brows, smiling, and almost crying from +excitement. + +Boris blushed. + +"How funny you are!" he said, bending down to her and blushing still +more, but he waited and did nothing. + +Suddenly she jumped up onto a tub to be higher than he, embraced him so +that both her slender bare arms clasped him above his neck, and, tossing +back her hair, kissed him full on the lips. + +Then she slipped down among the flowerpots on the other side of the tubs +and stood, hanging her head. + +"Natasha," he said, "you know that I love you, but..." + +"You are in love with me?" Natasha broke in. + +"Yes, I am, but please don't let us do like that.... In another four +years... then I will ask for your hand." + +Natasha considered. + +"Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen," she counted on her slender +little fingers. "All right! Then it's settled?" + +A smile of joy and satisfaction lit up her eager face. + +"Settled!" replied Boris. + +"Forever?" said the little girl. "Till death itself?" + +She took his arm and with a happy face went with him into the adjoining +sitting room. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +After receiving her visitors, the countess was so tired that she gave +orders to admit no more, but the porter was told to be sure to invite to +dinner all who came "to congratulate." The countess wished to have a +tête-à-tête talk with the friend of her childhood, Princess Anna +Mikhaylovna, whom she had not seen properly since she returned from +Petersburg. Anna Mikhaylovna, with her tear-worn but pleasant face, drew +her chair nearer to that of the countess. + +"With you I will be quite frank," said Anna Mikhaylovna. "There are not +many left of us old friends! That's why I so value your friendship." + +Anna Mikhaylovna looked at Vera and paused. The countess pressed her +friend's hand. + +"Vera," she said to her eldest daughter who was evidently not a +favorite, "how is it you have so little tact? Don't you see you are not +wanted here? Go to the other girls, or..." + +The handsome Vera smiled contemptuously but did not seem at all hurt. + +"If you had told me sooner, Mamma, I would have gone," she replied as +she rose to go to her own room. + +But as she passed the sitting room she noticed two couples sitting, one +pair at each window. She stopped and smiled scornfully. Sonya was +sitting close to Nicholas who was copying out some verses for her, the +first he had ever written. Boris and Natasha were at the other window +and ceased talking when Vera entered. Sonya and Natasha looked at Vera +with guilty, happy faces. + +It was pleasant and touching to see these little girls in love; but +apparently the sight of them roused no pleasant feeling in Vera. + +"How often have I asked you not to take my things?" she said. "You have +a room of your own," and she took the inkstand from Nicholas. + +"In a minute, in a minute," he said, dipping his pen. + +"You always manage to do things at the wrong time," continued Vera. "You +came rushing into the drawing room so that everyone felt ashamed of +you." + +Though what she said was quite just, perhaps for that very reason no one +replied, and the four simply looked at one another. She lingered in the +room with the inkstand in her hand. + +"And at your age what secrets can there be between Natasha and Boris, or +between you two? It's all nonsense!" + +"Now, Vera, what does it matter to you?" said Natasha in defense, +speaking very gently. + +She seemed that day to be more than ever kind and affectionate to +everyone. + +"Very silly," said Vera. "I am ashamed of you. Secrets indeed!" + +"All have secrets of their own," answered Natasha, getting warmer. "We +don't interfere with you and Berg." + +"I should think not," said Vera, "because there can never be anything +wrong in my behavior. But I'll just tell Mamma how you are behaving with +Boris." + +"Natalya Ilynichna behaves very well to me," remarked Boris. "I have +nothing to complain of." + +"Don't, Boris! You are such a diplomat that it is really tiresome," said +Natasha in a mortified voice that trembled slightly. (She used the word +"diplomat," which was just then much in vogue among the children, in the +special sense they attached to it.) "Why does she bother me?" And she +added, turning to Vera, "You'll never understand it, because you've +never loved anyone. You have no heart! You are a Madame de Genlis and +nothing more" (this nickname, bestowed on Vera by Nicholas, was +considered very stinging), "and your greatest pleasure is to be +unpleasant to people! Go and flirt with Berg as much as you please," she +finished quickly. + +"I shall at any rate not run after a young man before visitors..." + +"Well, now you've done what you wanted," put in Nicholas--"said +unpleasant things to everyone and upset them. Let's go to the nursery." + +All four, like a flock of scared birds, got up and left the room. + +"The unpleasant things were said to me," remarked Vera, "I said none to +anyone." + +"Madame de Genlis! Madame de Genlis!" shouted laughing voices through +the door. + +The handsome Vera, who produced such an irritating and unpleasant effect +on everyone, smiled and, evidently unmoved by what had been said to her, +went to the looking glass and arranged her hair and scarf. Looking at +her own handsome face she seemed to become still colder and calmer. + +In the drawing room the conversation was still going on. + +"Ah, my dear," said the countess, "my life is not all roses either. +Don't I know that at the rate we are living our means won't last long? +It's all the Club and his easygoing nature. Even in the country do we +get any rest? Theatricals, hunting, and heaven knows what besides! But +don't let's talk about me; tell me how you managed everything. I often +wonder at you, Annette--how at your age you can rush off alone in a +carriage to Moscow, to Petersburg, to those ministers and great people, +and know how to deal with them all! It's quite astonishing. How did you +get things settled? I couldn't possibly do it." + +"Ah, my love," answered Anna Mikhaylovna, "God grant you never know what +it is to be left a widow without means and with a son you love to +distraction! One learns many things then," she added with a certain +pride. "That lawsuit taught me much. When I want to see one of those big +people I write a note: 'Princess So-and-So desires an interview with So +and-So,' and then I take a cab and go myself two, three, or four times-- +till I get what I want. I don't mind what they think of me." + +"Well, and to whom did you apply about Bory?" asked the countess. "You +see yours is already an officer in the Guards, while my Nicholas is +going as a cadet. There's no one to interest himself for him. To whom +did you apply?" + +"To Prince Vasili. He was so kind. He at once agreed to everything, and +put the matter before the Emperor," said Princess Anna Mikhaylovna +enthusiastically, quite forgetting all the humiliation she had endured +to gain her end. + +"Has Prince Vasili aged much?" asked the countess. "I have not seen him +since we acted together at the Rumyantsovs' theatricals. I expect he has +forgotten me. He paid me attentions in those days," said the countess, +with a smile. + +"He is just the same as ever," replied Anna Mikhaylovna, "overflowing +with amiability. His position has not turned his head at all. He said to +me, 'I am sorry I can do so little for you, dear Princess. I am at your +command.' Yes, he is a fine fellow and a very kind relation. But, +Nataly, you know my love for my son: I would do anything for his +happiness! And my affairs are in such a bad way that my position is now +a terrible one," continued Anna Mikhaylovna, sadly, dropping her voice. +"My wretched lawsuit takes all I have and makes no progress. Would you +believe it, I have literally not a penny and don't know how to equip +Boris." She took out her handkerchief and began to cry. "I need five +hundred rubles, and have only one twenty-five-ruble note. I am in such a +state.... My only hope now is in Count Cyril Vladimirovich Bezukhov. If +he will not assist his godson--you know he is Bory's godfather--and +allow him something for his maintenance, all my trouble will have been +thrown away.... I shall not be able to equip him." + +The countess' eyes filled with tears and she pondered in silence. + +"I often think, though, perhaps it's a sin," said the princess, "that +here lives Count Cyril Vladimirovich Bezukhov so rich, all alone... that +tremendous fortune... and what is his life worth? It's a burden to him, +and Bory's life is only just beginning...." + +"Surely he will leave something to Boris," said the countess. + +"Heaven only knows, my dear! These rich grandees are so selfish. Still, +I will take Boris and go to see him at once, and I shall speak to him +straight out. Let people think what they will of me, it's really all the +same to me when my son's fate is at stake." The princess rose. "It's now +two o'clock and you dine at four. There will just be time." + +And like a practical Petersburg lady who knows how to make the most of +time, Anna Mikhaylovna sent someone to call her son, and went into the +anteroom with him. + +"Good-bye, my dear," said she to the countess who saw her to the door, +and added in a whisper so that her son should not hear, "Wish me good +luck." + +"Are you going to Count Cyril Vladimirovich, my dear?" said the count +coming out from the dining hall into the anteroom, and he added: "If he +is better, ask Pierre to dine with us. He has been to the house, you +know, and danced with the children. Be sure to invite him, my dear. We +will see how Taras distinguishes himself today. He says Count Orlov +never gave such a dinner as ours will be!" + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +"My dear Boris," said Princess Anna Mikhaylovna to her son as Countess +Rostova's carriage in which they were seated drove over the straw +covered street and turned into the wide courtyard of Count Cyril +Vladimirovich Bezukhov's house. "My dear Boris," said the mother, +drawing her hand from beneath her old mantle and laying it timidly and +tenderly on her son's arm, "be affectionate and attentive to him. Count +Cyril Vladimirovich is your godfather after all, your future depends on +him. Remember that, my dear, and be nice to him, as you so well know how +to be." + +"If only I knew that anything besides humiliation would come of it..." +answered her son coldly. "But I have promised and will do it for your +sake." + +Although the hall porter saw someone's carriage standing at the +entrance, after scrutinizing the mother and son (who without asking to +be announced had passed straight through the glass porch between the +rows of statues in niches) and looking significantly at the lady's old +cloak, he asked whether they wanted the count or the princesses, and, +hearing that they wished to see the count, said his excellency was worse +today, and that his excellency was not receiving anyone. + +"We may as well go back," said the son in French. + +"My dear!" exclaimed his mother imploringly, again laying her hand on +his arm as if that touch might soothe or rouse him. + +Boris said no more, but looked inquiringly at his mother without taking +off his cloak. + +"My friend," said Anna Mikhaylovna in gentle tones, addressing the hall +porter, "I know Count Cyril Vladimirovich is very ill... that's why I +have come... I am a relation. I shall not disturb him, my friend... I +only need see Prince Vasili Sergeevich: he is staying here, is he not? +Please announce me." + +The hall porter sullenly pulled a bell that rang upstairs, and turned +away. + +"Princess Drubetskaya to see Prince Vasili Sergeevich," he called to a +footman dressed in knee breeches, shoes, and a swallow-tail coat, who +ran downstairs and looked over from the halfway landing. + +The mother smoothed the folds of her dyed silk dress before a large +Venetian mirror in the wall, and in her trodden-down shoes briskly +ascended the carpeted stairs. + +"My dear," she said to her son, once more stimulating him by a touch, +"you promised me!" + +The son, lowering his eyes, followed her quietly. + +They entered the large hall, from which one of the doors led to the +apartments assigned to Prince Vasili. + +Just as the mother and son, having reached the middle of the hall, were +about to ask their way of an elderly footman who had sprung up as they +entered, the bronze handle of one of the doors turned and Prince Vasili +came out--wearing a velvet coat with a single star on his breast, as was +his custom when at home--taking leave of a good-looking, dark-haired +man. This was the celebrated Petersburg doctor, Lorrain. + +"Then it is certain?" said the prince. + +"Prince, humanum est errare, * but..." replied the doctor, swallowing +his r's, and pronouncing the Latin words with a French accent. + + +* To err is human. + +"Very well, very well..." + +Seeing Anna Mikhaylovna and her son, Prince Vasili dismissed the doctor +with a bow and approached them silently and with a look of inquiry. The +son noticed that an expression of profound sorrow suddenly clouded his +mother's face, and he smiled slightly. + +"Ah, Prince! In what sad circumstances we meet again! And how is our +dear invalid?" said she, as though unaware of the cold offensive look +fixed on her. + +Prince Vasili stared at her and at Boris questioningly and perplexed. +Boris bowed politely. Prince Vasili without acknowledging the bow turned +to Anna Mikhaylovna, answering her query by a movement of the head and +lips indicating very little hope for the patient. + +"Is it possible?" exclaimed Anna Mikhaylovna. "Oh, how awful! It is +terrible to think.... This is my son," she added, indicating Boris. "He +wanted to thank you himself." + +Boris bowed again politely. + +"Believe me, Prince, a mother's heart will never forget what you have +done for us." + +"I am glad I was able to do you a service, my dear Anna Mikhaylovna," +said Prince Vasili, arranging his lace frill, and in tone and manner, +here in Moscow to Anna Mikhaylovna whom he had placed under an +obligation, assuming an air of much greater importance than he had done +in Petersburg at Anna Scherer's reception. + +"Try to serve well and show yourself worthy," added he, addressing Boris +with severity. "I am glad.... Are you here on leave?" he went on in his +usual tone of indifference. + +"I am awaiting orders to join my new regiment, your excellency," replied +Boris, betraying neither annoyance at the prince's brusque manner nor a +desire to enter into conversation, but speaking so quietly and +respectfully that the prince gave him a searching glance. + +"Are you living with your mother?" + +"I am living at Countess Rostova's," replied Boris, again adding, "your +excellency." + +"That is, with Ilya Rostov who married Nataly Shinshina," said Anna +Mikhaylovna. + +"I know, I know," answered Prince Vasili in his monotonous voice. "I +never could understand how Nataly made up her mind to marry that +unlicked bear! A perfectly absurd and stupid fellow, and a gambler too, +I am told." + +"But a very kind man, Prince," said Anna Mikhaylovna with a pathetic +smile, as though she too knew that Count Rostov deserved this censure, +but asked him not to be too hard on the poor old man. "What do the +doctors say?" asked the princess after a pause, her worn face again +expressing deep sorrow. + +"They give little hope," replied the prince. + +"And I should so like to thank Uncle once for all his kindness to me and +Boris. He is his godson," she added, her tone suggesting that this fact +ought to give Prince Vasili much satisfaction. + +Prince Vasili became thoughtful and frowned. Anna Mikhaylovna saw that +he was afraid of finding in her a rival for Count Bezukhov's fortune, +and hastened to reassure him. + +"If it were not for my sincere affection and devotion to Uncle," said +she, uttering the word with peculiar assurance and unconcern, "I know +his character: noble, upright... but you see he has no one with him +except the young princesses.... They are still young...." She bent her +head and continued in a whisper: "Has he performed his final duty, +Prince? How priceless are those last moments! It can make things no +worse, and it is absolutely necessary to prepare him if he is so ill. We +women, Prince," and she smiled tenderly, "always know how to say these +things. I absolutely must see him, however painful it may be for me. I +am used to suffering." + +Evidently the prince understood her, and also understood, as he had done +at Anna Pavlovna's, that it would be difficult to get rid of Anna +Mikhaylovna. + +"Would not such a meeting be too trying for him, dear Anna Mikhaylovna?" +said he. "Let us wait until evening. The doctors are expecting a +crisis." + +"But one cannot delay, Prince, at such a moment! Consider that the +welfare of his soul is at stake. Ah, it is awful: the duties of a +Christian..." + +A door of one of the inner rooms opened and one of the princesses, the +count's niece, entered with a cold, stern face. The length of her body +was strikingly out of proportion to her short legs. Prince Vasili turned +to her. + +"Well, how is he?" + +"Still the same; but what can you expect, this noise..." said the +princess, looking at Anna Mikhaylovna as at a stranger. + +"Ah, my dear, I hardly knew you," said Anna Mikhaylovna with a happy +smile, ambling lightly up to the count's niece. "I have come, and am at +your service to help you nurse my uncle. I imagine what you have gone +through," and she sympathetically turned up her eyes. + +The princess gave no reply and did not even smile, but left the room as +Anna Mikhaylovna took off her gloves and, occupying the position she had +conquered, settled down in an armchair, inviting Prince Vasili to take a +seat beside her. + +"Boris," she said to her son with a smile, "I shall go in to see the +count, my uncle; but you, my dear, had better go to Pierre meanwhile and +don't forget to give him the Rostovs' invitation. They ask him to +dinner. I suppose he won't go?" she continued, turning to the prince. + +"On the contrary," replied the prince, who had plainly become depressed, +"I shall be only too glad if you relieve me of that young man.... Here +he is, and the count has not once asked for him." + +He shrugged his shoulders. A footman conducted Boris down one flight of +stairs and up another, to Pierre's rooms. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Pierre, after all, had not managed to choose a career for himself in +Petersburg, and had been expelled from there for riotous conduct and +sent to Moscow. The story told about him at Count Rostov's was true. +Pierre had taken part in tying a policeman to a bear. He had now been +for some days in Moscow and was staying as usual at his father's house. +Though he expected that the story of his escapade would be already known +in Moscow and that the ladies about his father--who were never favorably +disposed toward him--would have used it to turn the count against him, +he nevertheless on the day of his arrival went to his father's part of +the house. Entering the drawing room, where the princesses spent most of +their time, he greeted the ladies, two of whom were sitting at +embroidery frames while a third read aloud. It was the eldest who was +reading--the one who had met Anna Mikhaylovna. The two younger ones were +embroidering: both were rosy and pretty and they differed only in that +one had a little mole on her lip which made her much prettier. Pierre +was received as if he were a corpse or a leper. The eldest princess +paused in her reading and silently stared at him with frightened eyes; +the second assumed precisely the same expression; while the youngest, +the one with the mole, who was of a cheerful and lively disposition, +bent over her frame to hide a smile probably evoked by the amusing scene +she foresaw. She drew her wool down through the canvas and, scarcely +able to refrain from laughing, stooped as if trying to make out the +pattern. + +"How do you do, cousin?" said Pierre. "You don't recognize me?" + +"I recognize you only too well, too well." + +"How is the count? Can I see him?" asked Pierre, awkwardly as usual, but +unabashed. + +"The count is suffering physically and mentally, and apparently you have +done your best to increase his mental sufferings." + +"Can I see the count?" Pierre again asked. + +"Hm.... If you wish to kill him, to kill him outright, you can see +him... Olga, go and see whether Uncle's beef tea is ready--it is almost +time," she added, giving Pierre to understand that they were busy, and +busy making his father comfortable, while evidently he, Pierre, was only +busy causing him annoyance. + +Olga went out. Pierre stood looking at the sisters; then he bowed and +said: "Then I will go to my rooms. You will let me know when I can see +him." + +And he left the room, followed by the low but ringing laughter of the +sister with the mole. + +Next day Prince Vasili had arrived and settled in the count's house. He +sent for Pierre and said to him: "My dear fellow, if you are going to +behave here as you did in Petersburg, you will end very badly; that is +all I have to say to you. The count is very, very ill, and you must not +see him at all." + +Since then Pierre had not been disturbed and had spent the whole time in +his rooms upstairs. + +When Boris appeared at his door Pierre was pacing up and down his room, +stopping occasionally at a corner to make menacing gestures at the wall, +as if running a sword through an invisible foe, and glaring savagely +over his spectacles, and then again resuming his walk, muttering +indistinct words, shrugging his shoulders and gesticulating. + +"England is done for," said he, scowling and pointing his finger at +someone unseen. "Mr. Pitt, as a traitor to the nation and to the rights +of man, is sentenced to..." But before Pierre--who at that moment +imagined himself to be Napoleon in person and to have just effected the +dangerous crossing of the Straits of Dover and captured London--could +pronounce Pitt's sentence, he saw a well-built and handsome young +officer entering his room. Pierre paused. He had left Moscow when Boris +was a boy of fourteen, and had quite forgotten him, but in his usual +impulsive and hearty way he took Boris by the hand with a friendly +smile. + +"Do you remember me?" asked Boris quietly with a pleasant smile. "I have +come with my mother to see the count, but it seems he is not well." + +"Yes, it seems he is ill. People are always disturbing him," answered +Pierre, trying to remember who this young man was. + +Boris felt that Pierre did not recognize him but did not consider it +necessary to introduce himself, and without experiencing the least +embarrassment looked Pierre straight in the face. + +"Count Rostov asks you to come to dinner today," said he, after a +considerable pause which made Pierre feel uncomfortable. + +"Ah, Count Rostov!" exclaimed Pierre joyfully. "Then you are his son, +Ilya? Only fancy, I didn't know you at first. Do you remember how we +went to the Sparrow Hills with Madame Jacquot?... It's such an age..." + +"You are mistaken," said Boris deliberately, with a bold and slightly +sarcastic smile. "I am Boris, son of Princess Anna Mikhaylovna +Drubetskaya. Rostov, the father, is Ilya, and his son is Nicholas. I +never knew any Madame Jacquot." + +Pierre shook his head and arms as if attacked by mosquitoes or bees. + +"Oh dear, what am I thinking about? I've mixed everything up. One has so +many relatives in Moscow! So you are Boris? Of course. Well, now we know +where we are. And what do you think of the Boulogne expedition? The +English will come off badly, you know, if Napoleon gets across the +Channel. I think the expedition is quite feasible. If only Villeneuve +doesn't make a mess of things!" + +Boris knew nothing about the Boulogne expedition; he did not read the +papers and it was the first time he had heard Villeneuve's name. + +"We here in Moscow are more occupied with dinner parties and scandal +than with politics," said he in his quiet ironical tone. "I know nothing +about it and have not thought about it. Moscow is chiefly busy with +gossip," he continued. "Just now they are talking about you and your +father." + +Pierre smiled in his good-natured way as if afraid for his companion's +sake that the latter might say something he would afterwards regret. But +Boris spoke distinctly, clearly, and dryly, looking straight into +Pierre's eyes. + +"Moscow has nothing else to do but gossip," Boris went on. "Everybody is +wondering to whom the count will leave his fortune, though he may +perhaps outlive us all, as I sincerely hope he will..." + +"Yes, it is all very horrid," interrupted Pierre, "very horrid." + +Pierre was still afraid that this officer might inadvertently say +something disconcerting to himself. + +"And it must seem to you," said Boris flushing slightly, but not +changing his tone or attitude, "it must seem to you that everyone is +trying to get something out of the rich man?" + +"So it does," thought Pierre. + +"But I just wish to say, to avoid misunderstandings, that you are quite +mistaken if you reckon me or my mother among such people. We are very +poor, but for my own part at any rate, for the very reason that your +father is rich, I don't regard myself as a relation of his, and neither +I nor my mother would ever ask or take anything from him." + +For a long time Pierre could not understand, but when he did, he jumped +up from the sofa, seized Boris under the elbow in his quick, clumsy way, +and, blushing far more than Boris, began to speak with a feeling of +mingled shame and vexation. + +"Well, this is strange! Do you suppose I... who could think?... I know +very well..." + +But Boris again interrupted him. + +"I am glad I have spoken out fully. Perhaps you did not like it? You +must excuse me," said he, putting Pierre at ease instead of being put at +ease by him, "but I hope I have not offended you. I always make it a +rule to speak out... Well, what answer am I to take? Will you come to +dinner at the Rostovs'?" + +And Boris, having apparently relieved himself of an onerous duty and +extricated himself from an awkward situation and placed another in it, +became quite pleasant again. + +"No, but I say," said Pierre, calming down, "you are a wonderful fellow! +What you have just said is good, very good. Of course you don't know me. +We have not met for such a long time... not since we were children. You +might think that I... I understand, quite understand. I could not have +done it myself, I should not have had the courage, but it's splendid. I +am very glad to have made your acquaintance. It's queer," he added after +a pause, "that you should have suspected me!" He began to laugh. "Well, +what of it! I hope we'll get better acquainted," and he pressed Boris' +hand. "Do you know, I have not once been in to see the count. He has not +sent for me.... I am sorry for him as a man, but what can one do?" + +"And so you think Napoleon will manage to get an army across?" asked +Boris with a smile. + +Pierre saw that Boris wished to change the subject, and being of the +same mind he began explaining the advantages and disadvantages of the +Boulogne expedition. + +A footman came in to summon Boris--the princess was going. Pierre, in +order to make Boris' better acquaintance, promised to come to dinner, +and warmly pressing his hand looked affectionately over his spectacles +into Boris' eyes. After he had gone Pierre continued pacing up and down +the room for a long time, no longer piercing an imaginary foe with his +imaginary sword, but smiling at the remembrance of that pleasant, +intelligent, and resolute young man. + +As often happens in early youth, especially to one who leads a lonely +life, he felt an unaccountable tenderness for this young man and made up +his mind that they would be friends. + +Prince Vasili saw the princess off. She held a handkerchief to her eyes +and her face was tearful. + +"It is dreadful, dreadful!" she was saying, "but cost me what it may I +shall do my duty. I will come and spend the night. He must not be left +like this. Every moment is precious. I can't think why his nieces put it +off. Perhaps God will help me to find a way to prepare him!... Adieu, +Prince! May God support you..." + +"Adieu, ma bonne," answered Prince Vasili turning away from her. + +"Oh, he is in a dreadful state," said the mother to her son when they +were in the carriage. "He hardly recognizes anybody." + +"I don't understand, Mamma--what is his attitude to Pierre?" asked the +son. + +"The will will show that, my dear; our fate also depends on it." + +"But why do you expect that he will leave us anything?" + +"Ah, my dear! He is so rich, and we are so poor!" + +"Well, that is hardly a sufficient reason, Mamma..." + +"Oh, Heaven! How ill he is!" exclaimed the mother. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +After Anna Mikhaylovna had driven off with her son to visit Count Cyril +Vladimirovich Bezukhov, Countess Rostova sat for a long time all alone +applying her handkerchief to her eyes. At last she rang. + +"What is the matter with you, my dear?" she said crossly to the maid who +kept her waiting some minutes. "Don't you wish to serve me? Then I'll +find you another place." + +The countess was upset by her friend's sorrow and humiliating poverty, +and was therefore out of sorts, a state of mind which with her always +found expression in calling her maid "my dear" and speaking to her with +exaggerated politeness. + +"I am very sorry, ma'am," answered the maid. + +"Ask the count to come to me." + +The count came waddling in to see his wife with a rather guilty look as +usual. + +"Well, little countess? What a saute of game au madere we are to have, +my dear! I tasted it. The thousand rubles I paid for Taras were not ill- +spent. He is worth it!" + +He sat down by his wife, his elbows on his knees and his hands ruffling +his gray hair. + +"What are your commands, little countess?" + +"You see, my dear... What's that mess?" she said, pointing to his +waistcoat. "It's the saute, most likely," she added with a smile. "Well, +you see, Count, I want some money." + +Her face became sad. + +"Oh, little countess!"... and the count began bustling to get out his +pocketbook. + +"I want a great deal, Count! I want five hundred rubles," and taking out +her cambric handkerchief she began wiping her husband's waistcoat. + +"Yes, immediately, immediately! Hey, who's there?" he called out in a +tone only used by persons who are certain that those they call will rush +to obey the summons. "Send Dmitri to me!" + +Dmitri, a man of good family who had been brought up in the count's +house and now managed all his affairs, stepped softly into the room. + +"This is what I want, my dear fellow," said the count to the deferential +young man who had entered. "Bring me..." he reflected a moment, "yes, +bring me seven hundred rubles, yes! But mind, don't bring me such +tattered and dirty notes as last time, but nice clean ones for the +countess." + +"Yes, Dmitri, clean ones, please," said the countess, sighing deeply. + +"When would you like them, your excellency?" asked Dmitri. "Allow me to +inform you... But, don't be uneasy," he added, noticing that the count +was beginning to breathe heavily and quickly which was always a sign of +approaching anger. "I was forgetting... Do you wish it brought at once?" + +"Yes, yes; just so! Bring it. Give it to the countess." + +"What a treasure that Dmitri is," added the count with a smile when the +young man had departed. "There is never any 'impossible' with him. +That's a thing I hate! Everything is possible." + +"Ah, money, Count, money! How much sorrow it causes in the world," said +the countess. "But I am in great need of this sum." + +"You, my little countess, are a notorious spendthrift," said the count, +and having kissed his wife's hand he went back to his study. + +When Anna Mikhaylovna returned from Count Bezukhov's the money, all in +clean notes, was lying ready under a handkerchief on the countess' +little table, and Anna Mikhaylovna noticed that something was agitating +her. + +"Well, my dear?" asked the countess. + +"Oh, what a terrible state he is in! One would not know him, he is so +ill! I was only there a few moments and hardly said a word..." + +"Annette, for heaven's sake don't refuse me," the countess began, with a +blush that looked very strange on her thin, dignified, elderly face, and +she took the money from under the handkerchief. + +Anna Mikhaylovna instantly guessed her intention and stooped to be ready +to embrace the countess at the appropriate moment. + +"This is for Boris from me, for his outfit." + +Anna Mikhaylovna was already embracing her and weeping. The countess +wept too. They wept because they were friends, and because they were +kindhearted, and because they--friends from childhood--had to think +about such a base thing as money, and because their youth was over.... +But those tears were pleasant to them both. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Countess Rostova, with her daughters and a large number of guests, was +already seated in the drawing room. The count took the gentlemen into +his study and showed them his choice collection of Turkish pipes. From +time to time he went out to ask: "Hasn't she come yet?" They were +expecting Marya Dmitrievna Akhrosimova, known in society as le terrible +dragon, a lady distinguished not for wealth or rank, but for common +sense and frank plainness of speech. Marya Dmitrievna was known to the +Imperial family as well as to all Moscow and Petersburg, and both cities +wondered at her, laughed privately at her rudenesses, and told good +stories about her, while none the less all without exception respected +and feared her. + +In the count's room, which was full of tobacco smoke, they talked of war +that had been announced in a manifesto, and about the recruiting. None +of them had yet seen the manifesto, but they all knew it had appeared. +The count sat on the sofa between two guests who were smoking and +talking. He neither smoked nor talked, but bending his head first to one +side and then to the other watched the smokers with evident pleasure and +listened to the conversation of his two neighbors, whom he egged on +against each other. + +One of them was a sallow, clean-shaven civilian with a thin and wrinkled +face, already growing old, though he was dressed like a most fashionable +young man. He sat with his legs up on the sofa as if quite at home and, +having stuck an amber mouthpiece far into his mouth, was inhaling the +smoke spasmodically and screwing up his eyes. This was an old bachelor, +Shinshin, a cousin of the countess', a man with "a sharp tongue" as they +said in Moscow society. He seemed to be condescending to his companion. +The latter, a fresh, rosy officer of the Guards, irreproachably washed, +brushed, and buttoned, held his pipe in the middle of his mouth and with +red lips gently inhaled the smoke, letting it escape from his handsome +mouth in rings. This was Lieutenant Berg, an officer in the Semenov +regiment with whom Boris was to travel to join the army, and about whom +Natasha had teased her elder sister Vera, speaking of Berg as her +"intended." The count sat between them and listened attentively. His +favorite occupation when not playing boston, a card game he was very +fond of, was that of listener, especially when he succeeded in setting +two loquacious talkers at one another. + +"Well, then, old chap, mon tres honorable Alphonse Karlovich," said +Shinshin, laughing ironically and mixing the most ordinary Russian +expressions with the choicest French phrases--which was a peculiarity of +his speech. "Vous comptez vous faire des rentes sur l'etat; * you want +to make something out of your company?" + + +* You expect to make an income out of the government. + +"No, Peter Nikolaevich; I only want to show that in the cavalry the +advantages are far less than in the infantry. Just consider my own +position now, Peter Nikolaevich..." + +Berg always spoke quietly, politely, and with great precision. His +conversation always related entirely to himself; he would remain calm +and silent when the talk related to any topic that had no direct bearing +on himself. He could remain silent for hours without being at all put +out of countenance himself or making others uncomfortable, but as soon +as the conversation concerned himself he would begin to talk +circumstantially and with evident satisfaction. + +"Consider my position, Peter Nikolaevich. Were I in the cavalry I should +get not more than two hundred rubles every four months, even with the +rank of lieutenant; but as it is I receive two hundred and thirty," said +he, looking at Shinshin and the count with a joyful, pleasant smile, as +if it were obvious to him that his success must always be the chief +desire of everyone else. + +"Besides that, Peter Nikolaevich, by exchanging into the Guards I shall +be in a more prominent position," continued Berg, "and vacancies occur +much more frequently in the Foot Guards. Then just think what can be +done with two hundred and thirty rubles! I even manage to put a little +aside and to send something to my father," he went on, emitting a smoke +ring. + +"La balance y est... * A German knows how to skin a flint, as the +proverb says," remarked Shinshin, moving his pipe to the other side of +his mouth and winking at the count. + + +* So that squares matters. + +The count burst out laughing. The other guests seeing that Shinshin was +talking came up to listen. Berg, oblivious of irony or indifference, +continued to explain how by exchanging into the Guards he had already +gained a step on his old comrades of the Cadet Corps; how in wartime the +company commander might get killed and he, as senior in the company, +might easily succeed to the post; how popular he was with everyone in +the regiment, and how satisfied his father was with him. Berg evidently +enjoyed narrating all this, and did not seem to suspect that others, +too, might have their own interests. But all he said was so prettily +sedate, and the naivete of his youthful egotism was so obvious, that he +disarmed his hearers. + +"Well, my boy, you'll get along wherever you go--foot or horse--that +I'll warrant," said Shinshin, patting him on the shoulder and taking his +feet off the sofa. + +Berg smiled joyously. The count, by his guests, went into the drawing +room. + +It was just the moment before a big dinner when the assembled guests, +expecting the summons to zakuska, * avoid engaging in any long +conversation but think it necessary to move about and talk, in order to +show that they are not at all impatient for their food. The host and +hostess look toward the door, and now and then glance at one another, +and the visitors try to guess from these glances who, or what, they are +waiting for--some important relation who has not yet arrived, or a dish +that is not yet ready. + + +* Hors d'oeuvres. + +Pierre had come just at dinnertime and was sitting awkwardly in the +middle of the drawing room on the first chair he had come across, +blocking the way for everyone. The countess tried to make him talk, but +he went on naively looking around through his spectacles as if in search +of somebody and answered all her questions in monosyllables. He was in +the way and was the only one who did not notice the fact. Most of the +guests, knowing of the affair with the bear, looked with curiosity at +this big, stout, quiet man, wondering how such a clumsy, modest fellow +could have played such a prank on a policeman. + +"You have only lately arrived?" the countess asked him. + +"Oui, madame," replied he, looking around him. + +"You have not yet seen my husband?" + +"Non, madame." He smiled quite inappropriately. + +"You have been in Paris recently, I believe? I suppose it's very +interesting." + +"Very interesting." + +The countess exchanged glances with Anna Mikhaylovna. The latter +understood that she was being asked to entertain this young man, and +sitting down beside him she began to speak about his father; but he +answered her, as he had the countess, only in monosyllables. The other +guests were all conversing with one another. "The Razumovskis... It was +charming... You are very kind... Countess Apraksina..." was heard on all +sides. The countess rose and went into the ballroom. + +"Marya Dmitrievna?" came her voice from there. + +"Herself," came the answer in a rough voice, and Marya Dmitrievna +entered the room. + +All the unmarried ladies and even the married ones except the very +oldest rose. Marya Dmitrievna paused at the door. Tall and stout, +holding high her fifty-year-old head with its gray curls, she stood +surveying the guests, and leisurely arranged her wide sleeves as if +rolling them up. Marya Dmitrievna always spoke in Russian. + +"Health and happiness to her whose name day we are keeping and to her +children," she said, in her loud, full-toned voice which drowned all +others. "Well, you old sinner," she went on, turning to the count who +was kissing her hand, "you're feeling dull in Moscow, I daresay? Nowhere +to hunt with your dogs? But what is to be done, old man? Just see how +these nestlings are growing up," and she pointed to the girls. "You must +look for husbands for them whether you like it or not...." + +"Well," said she, "how's my Cossack?" (Marya Dmitrievna always called +Natasha a Cossack) and she stroked the child's arm as she came up +fearless and gay to kiss her hand. "I know she's a scamp of a girl, but +I like her." + +She took a pair of pear-shaped ruby earrings from her huge reticule and, +having given them to the rosy Natasha, who beamed with the pleasure of +her saint's-day fete, turned away at once and addressed herself to +Pierre. + +"Eh, eh, friend! Come here a bit," said she, assuming a soft high tone +of voice. "Come here, my friend..." and she ominously tucked up her +sleeves still higher. Pierre approached, looking at her in a childlike +way through his spectacles. + +"Come nearer, come nearer, friend! I used to be the only one to tell +your father the truth when he was in favor, and in your case it's my +evident duty." She paused. All were silent, expectant of what was to +follow, for this was clearly only a prelude. + +"A fine lad! My word! A fine lad!... His father lies on his deathbed and +he amuses himself setting a policeman astride a bear! For shame, sir, +for shame! It would be better if you went to the war." + +She turned away and gave her hand to the count, who could hardly keep +from laughing. + +"Well, I suppose it is time we were at table?" said Marya Dmitrievna. + +The count went in first with Marya Dmitrievna, the countess followed on +the arm of a colonel of hussars, a man of importance to them because +Nicholas was to go with him to the regiment; then came Anna Mikhaylovna +with Shinshin. Berg gave his arm to Vera. The smiling Julie Karagina +went in with Nicholas. After them other couples followed, filling the +whole dining hall, and last of all the children, tutors, and governesses +followed singly. The footmen began moving about, chairs scraped, the +band struck up in the gallery, and the guests settled down in their +places. Then the strains of the count's household band were replaced by +the clatter of knives and forks, the voices of visitors, and the soft +steps of the footmen. At one end of the table sat the countess with +Marya Dmitrievna on her right and Anna Mikhaylovna on her left, the +other lady visitors were farther down. At the other end sat the count, +with the hussar colonel on his left and Shinshin and the other male +visitors on his right. Midway down the long table on one side sat the +grownup young people: Vera beside Berg, and Pierre beside Boris; and on +the other side, the children, tutors, and governesses. From behind the +crystal decanters and fruit vases, the count kept glancing at his wife +and her tall cap with its light-blue ribbons, and busily filled his +neighbors' glasses, not neglecting his own. The countess in turn, +without omitting her duties as hostess, threw significant glances from +behind the pineapples at her husband whose face and bald head seemed by +their redness to contrast more than usual with his gray hair. At the +ladies' end an even chatter of voices was heard all the time, at the +men's end the voices sounded louder and louder, especially that of the +colonel of hussars who, growing more and more flushed, ate and drank so +much that the count held him up as a pattern to the other guests. Berg +with tender smiles was saying to Vera that love is not an earthly but a +heavenly feeling. Boris was telling his new friend Pierre who the guests +were and exchanging glances with Natasha, who was sitting opposite. +Pierre spoke little but examined the new faces, and ate a great deal. Of +the two soups he chose turtle with savory patties and went on to the +game without omitting a single dish or one of the wines. These latter +the butler thrust mysteriously forward, wrapped in a napkin, from behind +the next man's shoulders and whispered: "Dry Madeira"... "Hungarian"... +or "Rhine wine" as the case might be. Of the four crystal glasses +engraved with the count's monogram that stood before his plate, Pierre +held out one at random and drank with enjoyment, gazing with ever- +increasing amiability at the other guests. Natasha, who sat opposite, +was looking at Boris as girls of thirteen look at the boy they are in +love with and have just kissed for the first time. Sometimes that same +look fell on Pierre, and that funny lively little girl's look made him +inclined to laugh without knowing why. + +Nicholas sat at some distance from Sonya, beside Julie Karagina, to whom +he was again talking with the same involuntary smile. Sonya wore a +company smile but was evidently tormented by jealousy; now she turned +pale, now blushed and strained every nerve to overhear what Nicholas and +Julie were saying to one another. The governess kept looking round +uneasily as if preparing to resent any slight that might be put upon the +children. The German tutor was trying to remember all the dishes, wines, +and kinds of dessert, in order to send a full description of the dinner +to his people in Germany; and he felt greatly offended when the butler +with a bottle wrapped in a napkin passed him by. He frowned, trying to +appear as if he did not want any of that wine, but was mortified because +no one would understand that it was not to quench his thirst or from +greediness that he wanted it, but simply from a conscientious desire for +knowledge. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +At the men's end of the table the talk grew more and more animated. The +colonel told them that the declaration of war had already appeared in +Petersburg and that a copy, which he had himself seen, had that day been +forwarded by courier to the commander-in-chief. + +"And why the deuce are we going to fight Bonaparte?" remarked Shinshin. +"He has stopped Austria's cackle and I fear it will be our turn next." + +The colonel was a stout, tall, plethoric German, evidently devoted to +the service and patriotically Russian. He resented Shinshin's remark. + +"It is for the reasson, my goot sir," said he, speaking with a German +accent, "for the reasson zat ze Emperor knows zat. He declares in ze +manifessto zat he cannot fiew wiz indifference ze danger vreatening +Russia and zat ze safety and dignity of ze Empire as vell as ze sanctity +of its alliances..." he spoke this last word with particular emphasis as +if in it lay the gist of the matter. + +Then with the unerring official memory that characterized him he +repeated from the opening words of the manifesto: + +... and the wish, which constitutes the Emperor's sole and absolute aim- +-to establish peace in Europe on firm foundations--has now decided him +to despatch part of the army abroad and to create a new condition for +the attainment of that purpose. + +"Zat, my dear sir, is vy..." he concluded, drinking a tumbler of wine +with dignity and looking to the count for approval. + +"Connaissez-vous le Proverbe: * 'Jerome, Jerome, do not roam, but turn +spindles at home!'?" said Shinshin, puckering his brows and smiling. +"Cela nous convient a merveille.*(2) Suvorov now--he knew what he was +about; yet they beat him a plate couture,*(3) and where are we to find +Suvorovs now? Je vous demande un peu,"*(4) said he, continually changing +from French to Russian. + + +*Do you know the proverb? + +*(2) That suits us down to the ground. + +*(3) Hollow. + +*(4) I just ask you that. + +"Ve must vight to the last tr-r-op of our plood!" said the colonel, +thumping the table; "and ve must tie for our Emperor, and zen all vill +pe vell. And ve must discuss it as little as po-o-ossible"... he dwelt +particularly on the word possible... "as po-o-ossible," he ended, again +turning to the count. "Zat is how ve old hussars look at it, and zere's +an end of it! And how do you, a young man and a young hussar, how do you +judge of it?" he added, addressing Nicholas, who when he heard that the +war was being discussed had turned from his partner with eyes and ears +intent on the colonel. + +"I am quite of your opinion," replied Nicholas, flaming up, turning his +plate round and moving his wineglasses about with as much decision and +desperation as though he were at that moment facing some great danger. +"I am convinced that we Russians must die or conquer," he concluded, +conscious--as were others--after the words were uttered that his remarks +were too enthusiastic and emphatic for the occasion and were therefore +awkward. + +"What you said just now was splendid!" said his partner Julie. + +Sonya trembled all over and blushed to her ears and behind them and down +to her neck and shoulders while Nicholas was speaking. + +Pierre listened to the colonel's speech and nodded approvingly. + +"That's fine," said he. + +"The young man's a real hussar!" shouted the colonel, again thumping the +table. + +"What are you making such a noise about over there?" Marya Dmitrievna's +deep voice suddenly inquired from the other end of the table. "What are +you thumping the table for?" she demanded of the hussar, "and why are +you exciting yourself? Do you think the French are here?" + +"I am speaking ze truce," replied the hussar with a smile. + +"It's all about the war," the count shouted down the table. "You know my +son's going, Marya Dmitrievna? My son is going." + +"I have four sons in the army but still I don't fret. It is all in God's +hands. You may die in your bed or God may spare you in a battle," +replied Marya Dmitrievna's deep voice, which easily carried the whole +length of the table. + +"That's true!" + +Once more the conversations concentrated, the ladies' at the one end and +the men's at the other. + +"You won't ask," Natasha's little brother was saying; "I know you won't +ask!" + +"I will," replied Natasha. + +Her face suddenly flushed with reckless and joyous resolution. She half +rose, by a glance inviting Pierre, who sat opposite, to listen to what +was coming, and turning to her mother: + +"Mamma!" rang out the clear contralto notes of her childish voice, +audible the whole length of the table. + +"What is it?" asked the countess, startled; but seeing by her daughter's +face that it was only mischief, she shook a finger at her sternly with a +threatening and forbidding movement of her head. + +The conversation was hushed. + +"Mamma! What sweets are we going to have?" and Natasha's voice sounded +still more firm and resolute. + +The countess tried to frown, but could not. Marya Dmitrievna shook her +fat finger. + +"Cossack!" she said threateningly. + +Most of the guests, uncertain how to regard this sally, looked at the +elders. + +"You had better take care!" said the countess. + +"Mamma! What sweets are we going to have?" Natasha again cried boldly, +with saucy gaiety, confident that her prank would be taken in good part. + +Sonya and fat little Petya doubled up with laughter. + +"You see! I have asked," whispered Natasha to her little brother and to +Pierre, glancing at him again. + +"Ice pudding, but you won't get any," said Marya Dmitrievna. + +Natasha saw there was nothing to be afraid of and so she braved even +Marya Dmitrievna. + +"Marya Dmitrievna! What kind of ice pudding? I don't like ice cream." + +"Carrot ices." + +"No! What kind, Marya Dmitrievna? What kind?" she almost screamed; "I +want to know!" + +Marya Dmitrievna and the countess burst out laughing, and all the guests +joined in. Everyone laughed, not at Marya Dmitrievna's answer but at the +incredible boldness and smartness of this little girl who had dared to +treat Marya Dmitrievna in this fashion. + +Natasha only desisted when she had been told that there would be +pineapple ice. Before the ices, champagne was served round. The band +again struck up, the count and countess kissed, and the guests, leaving +their seats, went up to "congratulate" the countess, and reached across +the table to clink glasses with the count, with the children, and with +one another. Again the footmen rushed about, chairs scraped, and in the +same order in which they had entered but with redder faces, the guests +returned to the drawing room and to the count's study. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +The card tables were drawn out, sets made up for boston, and the count's +visitors settled themselves, some in the two drawing rooms, some in the +sitting room, some in the library. + +The count, holding his cards fanwise, kept himself with difficulty from +dropping into his usual after-dinner nap, and laughed at everything. The +young people, at the countess' instigation, gathered round the +clavichord and harp. Julie by general request played first. After she +had played a little air with variations on the harp, she joined the +other young ladies in begging Natasha and Nicholas, who were noted for +their musical talent, to sing something. Natasha, who was treated as +though she were grown up, was evidently very proud of this but at the +same time felt shy. + +"What shall we sing?" she said. + +"'The Brook,'" suggested Nicholas. + +"Well, then, let's be quick. Boris, come here," said Natasha. "But where +is Sonya?" + +She looked round and seeing that her friend was not in the room ran to +look for her. + +Running into Sonya's room and not finding her there, Natasha ran to the +nursery, but Sonya was not there either. Natasha concluded that she must +be on the chest in the passage. The chest in the passage was the place +of mourning for the younger female generation in the Rostov household. +And there in fact was Sonya lying face downward on Nurse's dirty feather +bed on the top of the chest, crumpling her gauzy pink dress under her, +hiding her face with her slender fingers, and sobbing so convulsively +that her bare little shoulders shook. Natasha's face, which had been so +radiantly happy all that saint's day, suddenly changed: her eyes became +fixed, and then a shiver passed down her broad neck and the corners of +her mouth drooped. + +"Sonya! What is it? What is the matter?... Oo... Oo... Oo...!" And +Natasha's large mouth widened, making her look quite ugly, and she began +to wail like a baby without knowing why, except that Sonya was crying. +Sonya tried to lift her head to answer but could not, and hid her face +still deeper in the bed. Natasha wept, sitting on the blue-striped +feather bed and hugging her friend. With an effort Sonya sat up and +began wiping her eyes and explaining. + +"Nicholas is going away in a week's time, his... papers... have come... +he told me himself... but still I should not cry," and she showed a +paper she held in her hand--with the verses Nicholas had written, +"still, I should not cry, but you can't... no one can understand... what +a soul he has!" + +And she began to cry again because he had such a noble soul. + +"It's all very well for you... I am not envious... I love you and Boris +also," she went on, gaining a little strength; "he is nice... there are +no difficulties in your way.... But Nicholas is my cousin... one would +have to... the Metropolitan himself... and even then it can't be done. +And besides, if she tells Mamma" (Sonya looked upon the countess as her +mother and called her so) "that I am spoiling Nicholas' career and am +heartless and ungrateful, while truly... God is my witness," and she +made the sign of the cross, "I love her so much, and all of you, only +Vera... And what for? What have I done to her? I am so grateful to you +that I would willingly sacrifice everything, only I have nothing...." + +Sonya could not continue, and again hid her face in her hands and in the +feather bed. Natasha began consoling her, but her face showed that she +understood all the gravity of her friend's trouble. + +"Sonya," she suddenly exclaimed, as if she had guessed the true reason +of her friend's sorrow, "I'm sure Vera has said something to you since +dinner? Hasn't she?" + +"Yes, these verses Nicholas wrote himself and I copied some others, and +she found them on my table and said she'd show them to Mamma, and that I +was ungrateful, and that Mamma would never allow him to marry me, but +that he'll marry Julie. You see how he's been with her all day... +Natasha, what have I done to deserve it?..." + +And again she began to sob, more bitterly than before. Natasha lifted +her up, hugged her, and, smiling through her tears, began comforting +her. + +"Sonya, don't believe her, darling! Don't believe her! Do you remember +how we and Nicholas, all three of us, talked in the sitting room after +supper? Why, we settled how everything was to be. I don't quite remember +how, but don't you remember that it could all be arranged and how nice +it all was? There's Uncle Shinshin's brother has married his first +cousin. And we are only second cousins, you know. And Boris says it is +quite possible. You know I have told him all about it. And he is so +clever and so good!" said Natasha. "Don't you cry, Sonya, dear love, +darling Sonya!" and she kissed her and laughed. "Vera's spiteful; never +mind her! And all will come right and she won't say anything to Mamma. +Nicholas will tell her himself, and he doesn't care at all for Julie." + +Natasha kissed her on the hair. + +Sonya sat up. The little kitten brightened, its eyes shone, and it +seemed ready to lift its tail, jump down on its soft paws, and begin +playing with the ball of worsted as a kitten should. + +"Do you think so?... Really? Truly?" she said, quickly smoothing her +frock and hair. + +"Really, truly!" answered Natasha, pushing in a crisp lock that had +strayed from under her friend's plaits. + +Both laughed. + +"Well, let's go and sing 'The Brook.'" + +"Come along!" + +"Do you know, that fat Pierre who sat opposite me is so funny!" said +Natasha, stopping suddenly. "I feel so happy!" + +And she set off at a run along the passage. + +Sonya, shaking off some down which clung to her and tucking away the +verses in the bosom of her dress close to her bony little chest, ran +after Natasha down the passage into the sitting room with flushed face +and light, joyous steps. At the visitors' request the young people sang +the quartette, "The Brook," with which everyone was delighted. Then +Nicholas sang a song he had just learned: + + +At nighttime in the moon's fair glow How sweet, as fancies wander free, +To feel that in this world there's one Who still is thinking but of +thee! + +That while her fingers touch the harp Wafting sweet music o'er the lea, +It is for thee thus swells her heart, Sighing its message out to thee... + +A day or two, then bliss unspoilt, But oh! till then I cannot live!... + +He had not finished the last verse before the young people began to get +ready to dance in the large hall, and the sound of the feet and the +coughing of the musicians were heard from the gallery. + +Pierre was sitting in the drawing-room where Shinshin had engaged him, +as a man recently returned from abroad, in a political conversation in +which several others joined but which bored Pierre. When the music began +Natasha came in and walking straight up to Pierre said, laughing and +blushing: + +"Mamma told me to ask you to join the dancers." + +"I am afraid of mixing the figures," Pierre replied; "but if you will be +my teacher..." And lowering his big arm he offered it to the slender +little girl. + +While the couples were arranging themselves and the musicians tuning up, +Pierre sat down with his little partner. Natasha was perfectly happy; +she was dancing with a grown-up man, who had been abroad. She was +sitting in a conspicuous place and talking to him like a grown-up lady. +She had a fan in her hand that one of the ladies had given her to hold. +Assuming quite the pose of a society woman (heaven knows when and where +she had learned it) she talked with her partner, fanning herself and +smiling over the fan. + +"Dear, dear! Just look at her!" exclaimed the countess as she crossed +the ballroom, pointing to Natasha. + +Natasha blushed and laughed. + +"Well, really, Mamma! Why should you? What is there to be surprised at?" + +In the midst of the third ecossaise there was a clatter of chairs being +pushed back in the sitting room where the count and Marya Dmitrievna had +been playing cards with the majority of the more distinguished and older +visitors. They now, stretching themselves after sitting so long, and +replacing their purses and pocketbooks, entered the ballroom. First came +Marya Dmitrievna and the count, both with merry countenances. The count, +with playful ceremony somewhat in ballet style, offered his bent arm to +Marya Dmitrievna. He drew himself up, a smile of debonair gallantry lit +up his face and as soon as the last figure of the ecossaise was ended, +he clapped his hands to the musicians and shouted up to their gallery, +addressing the first violin: + +"Semen! Do you know the Daniel Cooper?" + +This was the count's favorite dance, which he had danced in his youth. +(Strictly speaking, Daniel Cooper was one figure of the anglaise.) + +"Look at Papa!" shouted Natasha to the whole company, and quite +forgetting that she was dancing with a grown-up partner she bent her +curly head to her knees and made the whole room ring with her laughter. + +And indeed everybody in the room looked with a smile of pleasure at the +jovial old gentleman, who standing beside his tall and stout partner, +Marya Dmitrievna, curved his arms, beat time, straightened his +shoulders, turned out his toes, tapped gently with his foot, and, by a +smile that broadened his round face more and more, prepared the +onlookers for what was to follow. As soon as the provocatively gay +strains of Daniel Cooper (somewhat resembling those of a merry peasant +dance) began to sound, all the doorways of the ballroom were suddenly +filled by the domestic serfs--the men on one side and the women on the +other--who with beaming faces had come to see their master making merry. + +"Just look at the master! A regular eagle he is!" loudly remarked the +nurse, as she stood in one of the doorways. + +The count danced well and knew it. But his partner could not and did not +want to dance well. Her enormous figure stood erect, her powerful arms +hanging down (she had handed her reticule to the countess), and only her +stern but handsome face really joined in the dance. What was expressed +by the whole of the count's plump figure, in Marya Dmitrievna found +expression only in her more and more beaming face and quivering nose. +But if the count, getting more and more into the swing of it, charmed +the spectators by the unexpectedness of his adroit maneuvers and the +agility with which he capered about on his light feet, Marya Dmitrievna +produced no less impression by slight exertions--the least effort to +move her shoulders or bend her arms when turning, or stamp her foot-- +which everyone appreciated in view of her size and habitual severity. +The dance grew livelier and livelier. The other couples could not +attract a moment's attention to their own evolutions and did not even +try to do so. All were watching the count and Marya Dmitrievna. Natasha +kept pulling everyone by sleeve or dress, urging them to "look at Papa!" +though as it was they never took their eyes off the couple. In the +intervals of the dance the count, breathing deeply, waved and shouted to +the musicians to play faster. Faster, faster, and faster; lightly, more +lightly, and yet more lightly whirled the count, flying round Marya +Dmitrievna, now on his toes, now on his heels; until, turning his +partner round to her seat, he executed the final pas, raising his soft +foot backwards, bowing his perspiring head, smiling and making a wide +sweep with his arm, amid a thunder of applause and laughter led by +Natasha. Both partners stood still, breathing heavily and wiping their +faces with their cambric handkerchiefs. + +"That's how we used to dance in our time, ma chere," said the count. + +"That was a Daniel Cooper!" exclaimed Marya Dmitrievna, tucking up her +sleeves and puffing heavily. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +While in the Rostovs' ballroom the sixth anglaise was being danced, to a +tune in which the weary musicians blundered, and while tired footmen and +cooks were getting the supper, Count Bezukhov had a sixth stroke. The +doctors pronounced recovery impossible. After a mute confession, +communion was administered to the dying man, preparations made for the +sacrament of unction, and in his house there was the bustle and thrill +of suspense usual at such moments. Outside the house, beyond the gates, +a group of undertakers, who hid whenever a carriage drove up, waited in +expectation of an important order for an expensive funeral. The Military +Governor of Moscow, who had been assiduous in sending aides-de-camp to +inquire after the count's health, came himself that evening to bid a +last farewell to the celebrated grandee of Catherine's court, Count +Bezukhov. + +The magnificent reception room was crowded. Everyone stood up +respectfully when the Military Governor, having stayed about half an +hour alone with the dying man, passed out, slightly acknowledging their +bows and trying to escape as quickly as possible from the glances fixed +on him by the doctors, clergy, and relatives of the family. Prince +Vasili, who had grown thinner and paler during the last few days, +escorted him to the door, repeating something to him several times in +low tones. + +When the Military Governor had gone, Prince Vasili sat down all alone on +a chair in the ballroom, crossing one leg high over the other, leaning +his elbow on his knee and covering his face with his hand. After sitting +so for a while he rose, and, looking about him with frightened eyes, +went with unusually hurried steps down the long corridor leading to the +back of the house, to the room of the eldest princess. + +Those who were in the dimly lit reception room spoke in nervous +whispers, and, whenever anyone went into or came from the dying man's +room, grew silent and gazed with eyes full of curiosity or expectancy at +his door, which creaked slightly when opened. + +"The limits of human life... are fixed and may not be o'erpassed," said +an old priest to a lady who had taken a seat beside him and was +listening naively to his words. + +"I wonder, is it not too late to administer unction?" asked the lady, +adding the priest's clerical title, as if she had no opinion of her own +on the subject. + +"Ah, madam, it is a great sacrament," replied the priest, passing his +hand over the thin grizzled strands of hair combed back across his bald +head. + +"Who was that? The Military Governor himself?" was being asked at the +other side of the room. "How young-looking he is!" + +"Yes, and he is over sixty. I hear the count no longer recognizes +anyone. They wished to administer the sacrament of unction." + +"I knew someone who received that sacrament seven times." + +The second princess had just come from the sickroom with her eyes red +from weeping and sat down beside Dr. Lorrain, who was sitting in a +graceful pose under a portrait of Catherine, leaning his elbow on a +table. + +"Beautiful," said the doctor in answer to a remark about the weather. +"The weather is beautiful, Princess; and besides, in Moscow one feels as +if one were in the country." + +"Yes, indeed," replied the princess with a sigh. "So he may have +something to drink?" + +Lorrain considered. + +"Has he taken his medicine?" + +"Yes." + +The doctor glanced at his watch. + +"Take a glass of boiled water and put a pinch of cream of tartar," and +he indicated with his delicate fingers what he meant by a pinch. + +"Dere has neffer been a gase," a German doctor was saying to an aide-de- +camp, "dat one liffs after de sird stroke." + +"And what a well-preserved man he was!" remarked the aide-de-camp. "And +who will inherit his wealth?" he added in a whisper. + +"It von't go begging," replied the German with a smile. + +Everyone again looked toward the door, which creaked as the second +princess went in with the drink she had prepared according to Lorrain's +instructions. The German doctor went up to Lorrain. + +"Do you think he can last till morning?" asked the German, addressing +Lorrain in French which he pronounced badly. + +Lorrain, pursing up his lips, waved a severely negative finger before +his nose. + +"Tonight, not later," said he in a low voice, and he moved away with a +decorous smile of self-satisfaction at being able clearly to understand +and state the patient's condition. + +Meanwhile Prince Vasili had opened the door into the princess' room. + +In this room it was almost dark; only two tiny lamps were burning before +the icons and there was a pleasant scent of flowers and burnt pastilles. +The room was crowded with small pieces of furniture, whatnots, +cupboards, and little tables. The quilt of a high, white feather bed was +just visible behind a screen. A small dog began to bark. + +"Ah, is it you, cousin?" + +She rose and smoothed her hair, which was as usual so extremely smooth +that it seemed to be made of one piece with her head and covered with +varnish. + +"Has anything happened?" she asked. "I am so terrified." + +"No, there is no change. I only came to have a talk about business, +Catiche," * muttered the prince, seating himself wearily on the chair +she had just vacated. "You have made the place warm, I must say," he +remarked. "Well, sit down: let's have a talk." + + +*Catherine. + +"I thought perhaps something had happened," she said with her unchanging +stonily severe expression; and, sitting down opposite the prince, she +prepared to listen. + +"I wished to get a nap, mon cousin, but I can't." + +"Well, my dear?" said Prince Vasili, taking her hand and bending it +downwards as was his habit. + +It was plain that this "well?" referred to much that they both +understood without naming. + +The princess, who had a straight, rigid body, abnormally long for her +legs, looked directly at Prince Vasili with no sign of emotion in her +prominent gray eyes. Then she shook her head and glanced up at the icons +with a sigh. This might have been taken as an expression of sorrow and +devotion, or of weariness and hope of resting before long. Prince Vasili +understood it as an expression of weariness. + +"And I?" he said; "do you think it is easier for me? I am as worn out as +a post horse, but still I must have a talk with you, Catiche, a very +serious talk." + +Prince Vasili said no more and his cheeks began to twitch nervously, now +on one side, now on the other, giving his face an unpleasant expression +which was never to be seen on it in a drawing room. His eyes too seemed +strange; at one moment they looked impudently sly and at the next +glanced round in alarm. + +The princess, holding her little dog on her lap with her thin bony +hands, looked attentively into Prince Vasili's eyes evidently resolved +not to be the first to break silence, if she had to wait till morning. + +"Well, you see, my dear princess and cousin, Catherine Semenovna," +continued Prince Vasili, returning to his theme, apparently not without +an inner struggle; "at such a moment as this one must think of +everything. One must think of the future, of all of you... I love you +all, like children of my own, as you know." + +The princess continued to look at him without moving, and with the same +dull expression. + +"And then of course my family has also to be considered," Prince Vasili +went on, testily pushing away a little table without looking at her. +"You know, Catiche, that we--you three sisters, Mamontov, and my wife-- +are the count's only direct heirs. I know, I know how hard it is for you +to talk or think of such matters. It is no easier for me; but, my dear, +I am getting on for sixty and must be prepared for anything. Do you know +I have sent for Pierre? The count," pointing to his portrait, +"definitely demanded that he should be called." + +Prince Vasili looked questioningly at the princess, but could not make +out whether she was considering what he had just said or whether she was +simply looking at him. + +"There is one thing I constantly pray God to grant, mon cousin," she +replied, "and it is that He would be merciful to him and would allow his +noble soul peacefully to leave this..." + +"Yes, yes, of course," interrupted Prince Vasili impatiently, rubbing +his bald head and angrily pulling back toward him the little table that +he had pushed away. "But... in short, the fact is... you know yourself +that last winter the count made a will by which he left all his +property, not to us his direct heirs, but to Pierre." + +"He has made wills enough!" quietly remarked the princess. "But he +cannot leave the estate to Pierre. Pierre is illegitimate." + +"But, my dear," said Prince Vasili suddenly, clutching the little table +and becoming more animated and talking more rapidly: "what if a letter +has been written to the Emperor in which the count asks for Pierre's +legitimation? Do you understand that in consideration of the count's +services, his request would be granted?..." + +The princess smiled as people do who think they know more about the +subject under discussion than those they are talking with. + +"I can tell you more," continued Prince Vasili, seizing her hand, "that +letter was written, though it was not sent, and the Emperor knew of it. +The only question is, has it been destroyed or not? If not, then as soon +as all is over," and Prince Vasili sighed to intimate what he meant by +the words all is over, "and the count's papers are opened, the will and +letter will be delivered to the Emperor, and the petition will certainly +be granted. Pierre will get everything as the legitimate son." + +"And our share?" asked the princess smiling ironically, as if anything +might happen, only not that. + +"But, my poor Catiche, it is as clear as daylight! He will then be the +legal heir to everything and you won't get anything. You must know, my +dear, whether the will and letter were written, and whether they have +been destroyed or not. And if they have somehow been overlooked, you +ought to know where they are, and must find them, because..." + +"What next?" the princess interrupted, smiling sardonically and not +changing the expression of her eyes. "I am a woman, and you think we are +all stupid; but I know this: an illegitimate son cannot inherit... un +batard!" * she added, as if supposing that this translation of the word +would effectively prove to Prince Vasili the invalidity of his +contention. + + +* A bastard. + +"Well, really, Catiche! Can't you understand! You are so intelligent, +how is it you don't see that if the count has written a letter to the +Emperor begging him to recognize Pierre as legitimate, it follows that +Pierre will not be Pierre but will become Count Bezukhov, and will then +inherit everything under the will? And if the will and letter are not +destroyed, then you will have nothing but the consolation of having been +dutiful et tout ce qui s'ensuit! * That's certain." + + +* And all that follows therefrom. + +"I know the will was made, but I also know that it is invalid; and you, +mon cousin, seem to consider me a perfect fool," said the princess with +the expression women assume when they suppose they are saying something +witty and stinging. + +"My dear Princess Catherine Semenovna," began Prince Vasili impatiently, +"I came here not to wrangle with you, but to talk about your interests +as with a kinswoman, a good, kind, true relation. And I tell you for the +tenth time that if the letter to the Emperor and the will in Pierre's +favor are among the count's papers, then, my dear girl, you and your +sisters are not heiresses! If you don't believe me, then believe an +expert. I have just been talking to Dmitri Onufrich" (the family +solicitor) "and he says the same." + +At this a sudden change evidently took place in the princess' ideas; her +thin lips grew white, though her eyes did not change, and her voice when +she began to speak passed through such transitions as she herself +evidently did not expect. + +"That would be a fine thing!" said she. "I never wanted anything and I +don't now." + +She pushed the little dog off her lap and smoothed her dress. + +"And this is gratitude--this is recognition for those who have +sacrificed everything for his sake!" she cried. "It's splendid! Fine! I +don't want anything, Prince." + +"Yes, but you are not the only one. There are your sisters..." replied +Prince Vasili. + +But the princess did not listen to him. + +"Yes, I knew it long ago but had forgotten. I knew that I could expect +nothing but meanness, deceit, envy, intrigue, and ingratitude--the +blackest ingratitude--in this house..." + +"Do you or do you not know where that will is?" insisted Prince Vasili, +his cheeks twitching more than ever. + +"Yes, I was a fool! I still believed in people, loved them, and +sacrificed myself. But only the base, the vile succeed! I know who has +been intriguing!" + +The princess wished to rise, but the prince held her by the hand. She +had the air of one who has suddenly lost faith in the whole human race. +She gave her companion an angry glance. + +"There is still time, my dear. You must remember, Catiche, that it was +all done casually in a moment of anger, of illness, and was afterwards +forgotten. Our duty, my dear, is to rectify his mistake, to ease his +last moments by not letting him commit this injustice, and not to let +him die feeling that he is rendering unhappy those who..." + +"Who sacrificed everything for him," chimed in the princess, who would +again have risen had not the prince still held her fast, "though he +never could appreciate it. No, mon cousin," she added with a sigh, "I +shall always remember that in this world one must expect no reward, that +in this world there is neither honor nor justice. In this world one has +to be cunning and cruel." + +"Now come, come! Be reasonable. I know your excellent heart." + +"No, I have a wicked heart." + +"I know your heart," repeated the prince. "I value your friendship and +wish you to have as good an opinion of me. Don't upset yourself, and let +us talk sensibly while there is still time, be it a day or be it but an +hour.... Tell me all you know about the will, and above all where it is. +You must know. We will take it at once and show it to the count. He has, +no doubt, forgotten it and will wish to destroy it. You understand that +my sole desire is conscientiously to carry out his wishes; that is my +only reason for being here. I came simply to help him and you." + +"Now I see it all! I know who has been intriguing--I know!" cried the +princess. + +"That's not the point, my dear." + +"It's that protege of yours, that sweet Princess Drubetskaya, that Anna +Mikhaylovna whom I would not take for a housemaid... the infamous, vile +woman!" + +"Do not let us lose any time..." + +"Ah, don't talk to me! Last winter she wheedled herself in here and told +the count such vile, disgraceful things about us, especially about +Sophie--I can't repeat them--that it made the count quite ill and he +would not see us for a whole fortnight. I know it was then he wrote this +vile, infamous paper, but I thought the thing was invalid." + +"We've got to it at last--why did you not tell me about it sooner?" + +"It's in the inlaid portfolio that he keeps under his pillow," said the +princess, ignoring his question. "Now I know! Yes; if I have a sin, a +great sin, it is hatred of that vile woman!" almost shrieked the +princess, now quite changed. "And what does she come worming herself in +here for? But I will give her a piece of my mind. The time will come!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +While these conversations were going on in the reception room and the +princess' room, a carriage containing Pierre (who had been sent for) and +Anna Mikhaylovna (who found it necessary to accompany him) was driving +into the court of Count Bezukhov's house. As the wheels rolled softly +over the straw beneath the windows, Anna Mikhaylovna, having turned with +words of comfort to her companion, realized that he was asleep in his +corner and woke him up. Rousing himself, Pierre followed Anna +Mikhaylovna out of the carriage, and only then began to think of the +interview with his dying father which awaited him. He noticed that they +had not come to the front entrance but to the back door. While he was +getting down from the carriage steps two men, who looked like +tradespeople, ran hurriedly from the entrance and hid in the shadow of +the wall. Pausing for a moment, Pierre noticed several other men of the +same kind hiding in the shadow of the house on both sides. But neither +Anna Mikhaylovna nor the footman nor the coachman, who could not help +seeing these people, took any notice of them. "It seems to be all +right," Pierre concluded, and followed Anna Mikhaylovna. She hurriedly +ascended the narrow dimly lit stone staircase, calling to Pierre, who +was lagging behind, to follow. Though he did not see why it was +necessary for him to go to the count at all, still less why he had to go +by the back stairs, yet judging by Anna Mikhaylovna's air of assurance +and haste, Pierre concluded that it was all absolutely necessary. +Halfway up the stairs they were almost knocked over by some men who, +carrying pails, came running downstairs, their boots clattering. These +men pressed close to the wall to let Pierre and Anna Mikhaylovna pass +and did not evince the least surprise at seeing them there. + +"Is this the way to the princesses' apartments?" asked Anna Mikhaylovna +of one of them. + +"Yes," replied a footman in a bold loud voice, as if anything were now +permissible; "the door to the left, ma'am." + +"Perhaps the count did not ask for me," said Pierre when he reached the +landing. "I'd better go to my own room." + +Anna Mikhaylovna paused and waited for him to come up. + +"Ah, my friend!" she said, touching his arm as she had done her son's +when speaking to him that afternoon, "believe me I suffer no less than +you do, but be a man!" + +"But really, hadn't I better go away?" he asked, looking kindly at her +over his spectacles. + +"Ah, my dear friend! Forget the wrongs that may have been done you. +Think that he is your father... perhaps in the agony of death." She +sighed. "I have loved you like a son from the first. Trust yourself to +me, Pierre. I shall not forget your interests." + +Pierre did not understand a word, but the conviction that all this had +to be grew stronger, and he meekly followed Anna Mikhaylovna who was +already opening a door. + +This door led into a back anteroom. An old man, a servant of the +princesses, sat in a corner knitting a stocking. Pierre had never been +in this part of the house and did not even know of the existence of +these rooms. Anna Mikhaylovna, addressing a maid who was hurrying past +with a decanter on a tray as "my dear" and "my sweet," asked about the +princess' health and then led Pierre along a stone passage. The first +door on the left led into the princesses' apartments. The maid with the +decanter in her haste had not closed the door (everything in the house +was done in haste at that time), and Pierre and Anna Mikhaylovna in +passing instinctively glanced into the room, where Prince Vasili and the +eldest princess were sitting close together talking. Seeing them pass, +Prince Vasili drew back with obvious impatience, while the princess +jumped up and with a gesture of desperation slammed the door with all +her might. + +This action was so unlike her usual composure and the fear depicted on +Prince Vasili's face so out of keeping with his dignity that Pierre +stopped and glanced inquiringly over his spectacles at his guide. Anna +Mikhaylovna evinced no surprise, she only smiled faintly and sighed, as +if to say that this was no more than she had expected. + +"Be a man, my friend. I will look after your interests," said she in +reply to his look, and went still faster along the passage. + +Pierre could not make out what it was all about, and still less what +"watching over his interests" meant, but he decided that all these +things had to be. From the passage they went into a large, dimly lit +room adjoining the count's reception room. It was one of those sumptuous +but cold apartments known to Pierre only from the front approach, but +even in this room there now stood an empty bath, and water had been +spilled on the carpet. They were met by a deacon with a censer and by a +servant who passed out on tiptoe without heeding them. They went into +the reception room familiar to Pierre, with two Italian windows opening +into the conservatory, with its large bust and full length portrait of +Catherine the Great. The same people were still sitting here in almost +the same positions as before, whispering to one another. All became +silent and turned to look at the pale tear-worn Anna Mikhaylovna as she +entered, and at the big stout figure of Pierre who, hanging his head, +meekly followed her. + +Anna Mikhaylovna's face expressed a consciousness that the decisive +moment had arrived. With the air of a practical Petersburg lady she now, +keeping Pierre close beside her, entered the room even more boldly than +that afternoon. She felt that as she brought with her the person the +dying man wished to see, her own admission was assured. Casting a rapid +glance at all those in the room and noticing the count's confessor +there, she glided up to him with a sort of amble, not exactly bowing yet +seeming to grow suddenly smaller, and respectfully received the blessing +first of one and then of another priest. + +"God be thanked that you are in time," said she to one of the priests; +"all we relatives have been in such anxiety. This young man is the +count's son," she added more softly. "What a terrible moment!" + +Having said this she went up to the doctor. + +"Dear doctor," said she, "this young man is the count's son. Is there +any hope?" + +The doctor cast a rapid glance upwards and silently shrugged his +shoulders. Anna Mikhaylovna with just the same movement raised her +shoulders and eyes, almost closing the latter, sighed, and moved away +from the doctor to Pierre. To him, in a particularly respectful and +tenderly sad voice, she said: + +"Trust in His mercy!" and pointing out a small sofa for him to sit and +wait for her, she went silently toward the door that everyone was +watching and it creaked very slightly as she disappeared behind it. + +Pierre, having made up his mind to obey his monitress implicitly, moved +toward the sofa she had indicated. As soon as Anna Mikhaylovna had +disappeared he noticed that the eyes of all in the room turned to him +with something more than curiosity and sympathy. He noticed that they +whispered to one another, casting significant looks at him with a kind +of awe and even servility. A deference such as he had never before +received was shown him. A strange lady, the one who had been talking to +the priests, rose and offered him her seat; an aide-de-camp picked up +and returned a glove Pierre had dropped; the doctors became respectfully +silent as he passed by, and moved to make way for him. At first Pierre +wished to take another seat so as not to trouble the lady, and also to +pick up the glove himself and to pass round the doctors who were not +even in his way; but all at once he felt that this would not do, and +that tonight he was a person obliged to perform some sort of awful rite +which everyone expected of him, and that he was therefore bound to +accept their services. He took the glove in silence from the aide-de- +camp, and sat down in the lady's chair, placing his huge hands +symmetrically on his knees in the naive attitude of an Egyptian statue, +and decided in his own mind that all was as it should be, and that in +order not to lose his head and do foolish things he must not act on his +own ideas tonight, but must yield himself up entirely to the will of +those who were guiding him. + +Not two minutes had passed before Prince Vasili with head erect +majestically entered the room. He was wearing his long coat with three +stars on his breast. He seemed to have grown thinner since the morning; +his eyes seemed larger than usual when he glanced round and noticed +Pierre. He went up to him, took his hand (a thing he never used to do), +and drew it downwards as if wishing to ascertain whether it was firmly +fixed on. + +"Courage, courage, my friend! He has asked to see you. That is well!" +and he turned to go. + +But Pierre thought it necessary to ask: "How is..." and hesitated, not +knowing whether it would be proper to call the dying man "the count," +yet ashamed to call him "father." + +"He had another stroke about half an hour ago. Courage, my friend..." + +Pierre's mind was in such a confused state that the word "stroke" +suggested to him a blow from something. He looked at Prince Vasili in +perplexity, and only later grasped that a stroke was an attack of +illness. Prince Vasili said something to Lorrain in passing and went +through the door on tiptoe. He could not walk well on tiptoe and his +whole body jerked at each step. The eldest princess followed him, and +the priests and deacons and some servants also went in at the door. +Through that door was heard a noise of things being moved about, and at +last Anna Mikhaylovna, still with the same expression, pale but resolute +in the discharge of duty, ran out and touching Pierre lightly on the arm +said: + +"The divine mercy is inexhaustible! Unction is about to be administered. +Come." + +Pierre went in at the door, stepping on the soft carpet, and noticed +that the strange lady, the aide-de-camp, and some of the servants, all +followed him in, as if there were now no further need for permission to +enter that room. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +Pierre well knew this large room divided by columns and an arch, its +walls hung round with Persian carpets. The part of the room behind the +columns, with a high silk-curtained mahogany bedstead on one side and on +the other an immense case containing icons, was brightly illuminated +with red light like a Russian church during evening service. Under the +gleaming icons stood a long invalid chair, and in that chair on snowy- +white smooth pillows, evidently freshly changed, Pierre saw--covered to +the waist by a bright green quilt--the familiar, majestic figure of his +father, Count Bezukhov, with that gray mane of hair above his broad +forehead which reminded one of a lion, and the deep characteristically +noble wrinkles of his handsome, ruddy face. He lay just under the icons; +his large thick hands outside the quilt. Into the right hand, which was +lying palm downwards, a wax taper had been thrust between forefinger and +thumb, and an old servant, bending over from behind the chair, held it +in position. By the chair stood the priests, their long hair falling +over their magnificent glittering vestments, with lighted tapers in +their hands, slowly and solemnly conducting the service. A little behind +them stood the two younger princesses holding handkerchiefs to their +eyes, and just in front of them their eldest sister, Catiche, with a +vicious and determined look steadily fixed on the icons, as though +declaring to all that she could not answer for herself should she glance +round. Anna Mikhaylovna, with a meek, sorrowful, and all-forgiving +expression on her face, stood by the door near the strange lady. Prince +Vasili in front of the door, near the invalid chair, a wax taper in his +left hand, was leaning his left arm on the carved back of a velvet chair +he had turned round for the purpose, and was crossing himself with his +right hand, turning his eyes upward each time he touched his forehead. +His face wore a calm look of piety and resignation to the will of God. +"If you do not understand these sentiments," he seemed to be saying, "so +much the worse for you!" + +Behind him stood the aide-de-camp, the doctors, and the menservants; the +men and women had separated as in church. All were silently crossing +themselves, and the reading of the church service, the subdued chanting +of deep bass voices, and in the intervals sighs and the shuffling of +feet were the only sounds that could be heard. Anna Mikhaylovna, with an +air of importance that showed that she felt she quite knew what she was +about, went across the room to where Pierre was standing and gave him a +taper. He lit it and, distracted by observing those around him, began +crossing himself with the hand that held the taper. + +Sophie, the rosy, laughter-loving, youngest princess with the mole, +watched him. She smiled, hid her face in her handkerchief, and remained +with it hidden for awhile; then looking up and seeing Pierre she again +began to laugh. She evidently felt unable to look at him without +laughing, but could not resist looking at him: so to be out of +temptation she slipped quietly behind one of the columns. In the midst +of the service the voices of the priests suddenly ceased, they whispered +to one another, and the old servant who was holding the count's hand got +up and said something to the ladies. Anna Mikhaylovna stepped forward +and, stooping over the dying man, beckoned to Lorrain from behind her +back. The French doctor held no taper; he was leaning against one of the +columns in a respectful attitude implying that he, a foreigner, in spite +of all differences of faith, understood the full importance of the rite +now being performed and even approved of it. He now approached the sick +man with the noiseless step of one in full vigor of life, with his +delicate white fingers raised from the green quilt the hand that was +free, and turning sideways felt the pulse and reflected a moment. The +sick man was given something to drink, there was a stir around him, then +the people resumed their places and the service continued. During this +interval Pierre noticed that Prince Vasili left the chair on which he +had been leaning, and--with an air which intimated that he knew what he +was about and if others did not understand him it was so much the worse +for them--did not go up to the dying man, but passed by him, joined the +eldest princess, and moved with her to the side of the room where stood +the high bedstead with its silken hangings. On leaving the bed both +Prince Vasili and the princess passed out by a back door, but returned +to their places one after the other before the service was concluded. +Pierre paid no more attention to this occurrence than to the rest of +what went on, having made up his mind once for all that what he saw +happening around him that evening was in some way essential. + +The chanting of the service ceased, and the voice of the priest was +heard respectfully congratulating the dying man on having received the +sacrament. The dying man lay as lifeless and immovable as before. Around +him everyone began to stir: steps were audible and whispers, among which +Anna Mikhaylovna's was the most distinct. + +Pierre heard her say: + +"Certainly he must be moved onto the bed; here it will be impossible..." + +The sick man was so surrounded by doctors, princesses, and servants that +Pierre could no longer see the reddish-yellow face with its gray mane-- +which, though he saw other faces as well, he had not lost sight of for a +single moment during the whole service. He judged by the cautious +movements of those who crowded round the invalid chair that they had +lifted the dying man and were moving him. + +"Catch hold of my arm or you'll drop him!" he heard one of the servants +say in a frightened whisper. "Catch hold from underneath. Here!" +exclaimed different voices; and the heavy breathing of the bearers and +the shuffling of their feet grew more hurried, as if the weight they +were carrying were too much for them. + +As the bearers, among whom was Anna Mikhaylovna, passed the young man he +caught a momentary glimpse between their heads and backs of the dying +man's high, stout, uncovered chest and powerful shoulders, raised by +those who were holding him under the armpits, and of his gray, curly, +leonine head. This head, with its remarkably broad brow and cheekbones, +its handsome, sensual mouth, and its cold, majestic expression, was not +disfigured by the approach of death. It was the same as Pierre +remembered it three months before, when the count had sent him to +Petersburg. But now this head was swaying helplessly with the uneven +movements of the bearers, and the cold listless gaze fixed itself upon +nothing. + +After a few minutes' bustle beside the high bedstead, those who had +carried the sick man dispersed. Anna Mikhaylovna touched Pierre's hand +and said, "Come." Pierre went with her to the bed on which the sick man +had been laid in a stately pose in keeping with the ceremony just +completed. He lay with his head propped high on the pillows. His hands +were symmetrically placed on the green silk quilt, the palms downward. +When Pierre came up the count was gazing straight at him, but with a +look the significance of which could not be understood by mortal man. +Either this look meant nothing but that as long as one has eyes they +must look somewhere, or it meant too much. Pierre hesitated, not knowing +what to do, and glanced inquiringly at his guide. Anna Mikhaylovna made +a hurried sign with her eyes, glancing at the sick man's hand and moving +her lips as if to send it a kiss. Pierre, carefully stretching his neck +so as not to touch the quilt, followed her suggestion and pressed his +lips to the large boned, fleshy hand. Neither the hand nor a single +muscle of the count's face stirred. Once more Pierre looked +questioningly at Anna Mikhaylovna to see what he was to do next. Anna +Mikhaylovna with her eyes indicated a chair that stood beside the bed. +Pierre obediently sat down, his eyes asking if he were doing right. Anna +Mikhaylovna nodded approvingly. Again Pierre fell into the naively +symmetrical pose of an Egyptian statue, evidently distressed that his +stout and clumsy body took up so much room and doing his utmost to look +as small as possible. He looked at the count, who still gazed at the +spot where Pierre's face had been before he sat down. Anna Mikhaylovna +indicated by her attitude her consciousness of the pathetic importance +of these last moments of meeting between the father and son. This lasted +about two minutes, which to Pierre seemed an hour. Suddenly the broad +muscles and lines of the count's face began to twitch. The twitching +increased, the handsome mouth was drawn to one side (only now did Pierre +realize how near death his father was), and from that distorted mouth +issued an indistinct, hoarse sound. Anna Mikhaylovna looked attentively +at the sick man's eyes, trying to guess what he wanted; she pointed +first to Pierre, then to some drink, then named Prince Vasili in an +inquiring whisper, then pointed to the quilt. The eyes and face of the +sick man showed impatience. He made an effort to look at the servant who +stood constantly at the head of the bed. + +"Wants to turn on the other side," whispered the servant, and got up to +turn the count's heavy body toward the wall. + +Pierre rose to help him. + +While the count was being turned over, one of his arms fell back +helplessly and he made a fruitless effort to pull it forward. Whether he +noticed the look of terror with which Pierre regarded that lifeless arm, +or whether some other thought flitted across his dying brain, at any +rate he glanced at the refractory arm, at Pierre's terror-stricken face, +and again at the arm, and on his face a feeble, piteous smile appeared, +quite out of keeping with his features, that seemed to deride his own +helplessness. At sight of this smile Pierre felt an unexpected quivering +in his breast and a tickling in his nose, and tears dimmed his eyes. The +sick man was turned on to his side with his face to the wall. He sighed. + +"He is dozing," said Anna Mikhaylovna, observing that one of the +princesses was coming to take her turn at watching. "Let us go." + +Pierre went out. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +There was now no one in the reception room except Prince Vasili and the +eldest princess, who were sitting under the portrait of Catherine the +Great and talking eagerly. As soon as they saw Pierre and his companion +they became silent, and Pierre thought he saw the princess hide +something as she whispered: + +"I can't bear the sight of that woman." + +"Catiche has had tea served in the small drawing room," said Prince +Vasili to Anna Mikhaylovna. "Go and take something, my poor Anna +Mikhaylovna, or you will not hold out." + +To Pierre he said nothing, merely giving his arm a sympathetic squeeze +below the shoulder. Pierre went with Anna Mikhaylovna into the small +drawing room. + +"There is nothing so refreshing after a sleepless night as a cup of this +delicious Russian tea," Lorrain was saying with an air of restrained +animation as he stood sipping tea from a delicate Chinese handleless cup +before a table on which tea and a cold supper were laid in the small +circular room. Around the table all who were at Count Bezukhov's house +that night had gathered to fortify themselves. Pierre well remembered +this small circular drawing room with its mirrors and little tables. +During balls given at the house Pierre, who did not know how to dance, +had liked sitting in this room to watch the ladies who, as they passed +through in their ball dresses with diamonds and pearls on their bare +shoulders, looked at themselves in the brilliantly lighted mirrors which +repeated their reflections several times. Now this same room was dimly +lighted by two candles. On one small table tea things and supper dishes +stood in disorder, and in the middle of the night a motley throng of +people sat there, not merrymaking, but somberly whispering, and +betraying by every word and movement that they none of them forgot what +was happening and what was about to happen in the bedroom. Pierre did +not eat anything though he would very much have liked to. He looked +inquiringly at his monitress and saw that she was again going on tiptoe +to the reception room where they had left Prince Vasili and the eldest +princess. Pierre concluded that this also was essential, and after a +short interval followed her. Anna Mikhaylovna was standing beside the +princess, and they were both speaking in excited whispers. + +"Permit me, Princess, to know what is necessary and what is not +necessary," said the younger of the two speakers, evidently in the same +state of excitement as when she had slammed the door of her room. + +"But, my dear princess," answered Anna Mikhaylovna blandly but +impressively, blocking the way to the bedroom and preventing the other +from passing, "won't this be too much for poor Uncle at a moment when he +needs repose? Worldly conversation at a moment when his soul is already +prepared..." + +Prince Vasili was seated in an easy chair in his familiar attitude, with +one leg crossed high above the other. His cheeks, which were so flabby +that they looked heavier below, were twitching violently; but he wore +the air of a man little concerned in what the two ladies were saying. + +"Come, my dear Anna Mikhaylovna, let Catiche do as she pleases. You know +how fond the count is of her." + +"I don't even know what is in this paper," said the younger of the two +ladies, addressing Prince Vasili and pointing to an inlaid portfolio she +held in her hand. "All I know is that his real will is in his writing +table, and this is a paper he has forgotten...." + +She tried to pass Anna Mikhaylovna, but the latter sprang so as to bar +her path. + +"I know, my dear, kind princess," said Anna Mikhaylovna, seizing the +portfolio so firmly that it was plain she would not let go easily. "Dear +princess, I beg and implore you, have some pity on him! Je vous en +conjure..." + +The princess did not reply. Their efforts in the struggle for the +portfolio were the only sounds audible, but it was evident that if the +princess did speak, her words would not be flattering to Anna +Mikhaylovna. Though the latter held on tenaciously, her voice lost none +of its honeyed firmness and softness. + +"Pierre, my dear, come here. I think he will not be out of place in a +family consultation; is it not so, Prince?" + +"Why don't you speak, cousin?" suddenly shrieked the princess so loud +that those in the drawing room heard her and were startled. "Why do you +remain silent when heaven knows who permits herself to interfere, making +a scene on the very threshold of a dying man's room? Intriguer!" she +hissed viciously, and tugged with all her might at the portfolio. + +But Anna Mikhaylovna went forward a step or two to keep her hold on the +portfolio, and changed her grip. + +Prince Vasili rose. "Oh!" said he with reproach and surprise, "this is +absurd! Come, let go I tell you." + +The princess let go. + +"And you too!" + +But Anna Mikhaylovna did not obey him. + +"Let go, I tell you! I will take the responsibility. I myself will go +and ask him, I!... does that satisfy you?" + +"But, Prince," said Anna Mikhaylovna, "after such a solemn sacrament, +allow him a moment's peace! Here, Pierre, tell them your opinion," said +she, turning to the young man who, having come quite close, was gazing +with astonishment at the angry face of the princess which had lost all +dignity, and at the twitching cheeks of Prince Vasili. + +"Remember that you will answer for the consequences," said Prince Vasili +severely. "You don't know what you are doing." + +"Vile woman!" shouted the princess, darting unexpectedly at Anna +Mikhaylovna and snatching the portfolio from her. + +Prince Vasili bent his head and spread out his hands. + +At this moment that terrible door, which Pierre had watched so long and +which had always opened so quietly, burst noisily open and banged +against the wall, and the second of the three sisters rushed out +wringing her hands. + +"What are you doing!" she cried vehemently. "He is dying and you leave +me alone with him!" + +Her sister dropped the portfolio. Anna Mikhaylovna, stooping, quickly +caught up the object of contention and ran into the bedroom. The eldest +princess and Prince Vasili, recovering themselves, followed her. A few +minutes later the eldest sister came out with a pale hard face, again +biting her underlip. At sight of Pierre her expression showed an +irrepressible hatred. + +"Yes, now you may be glad!" said she; "this is what you have been +waiting for." And bursting into tears she hid her face in her +handkerchief and rushed from the room. + +Prince Vasili came next. He staggered to the sofa on which Pierre was +sitting and dropped onto it, covering his face with his hand. Pierre +noticed that he was pale and that his jaw quivered and shook as if in an +ague. + +"Ah, my friend!" said he, taking Pierre by the elbow; and there was in +his voice a sincerity and weakness Pierre had never observed in it +before. "How often we sin, how much we deceive, and all for what? I am +near sixty, dear friend... I too... All will end in death, all! Death is +awful..." and he burst into tears. + +Anna Mikhaylovna came out last. She approached Pierre with slow, quiet +steps. + +"Pierre!" she said. + +Pierre gave her an inquiring look. She kissed the young man on his +forehead, wetting him with her tears. Then after a pause she said: + +"He is no more...." + +Pierre looked at her over his spectacles. + +"Come, I will go with you. Try to weep, nothing gives such relief as +tears." + +She led him into the dark drawing room and Pierre was glad no one could +see his face. Anna Mikhaylovna left him, and when she returned he was +fast asleep with his head on his arm. + +In the morning Anna Mikhaylovna said to Pierre: + +"Yes, my dear, this is a great loss for us all, not to speak of you. But +God will support you: you are young, and are now, I hope, in command of +an immense fortune. The will has not yet been opened. I know you well +enough to be sure that this will not turn your head, but it imposes +duties on you, and you must be a man." + +Pierre was silent. + +"Perhaps later on I may tell you, my dear boy, that if I had not been +there, God only knows what would have happened! You know, Uncle promised +me only the day before yesterday not to forget Boris. But he had no +time. I hope, my dear friend, you will carry out your father's wish?" + +Pierre understood nothing of all this and coloring shyly looked in +silence at Princess Anna Mikhaylovna. After her talk with Pierre, Anna +Mikhaylovna returned to the Rostovs' and went to bed. On waking in the +morning she told the Rostovs and all her acquaintances the details of +Count Bezukhov's death. She said the count had died as she would herself +wish to die, that his end was not only touching but edifying. As to the +last meeting between father and son, it was so touching that she could +not think of it without tears, and did not know which had behaved better +during those awful moments--the father who so remembered everything and +everybody at last and had spoken such pathetic words to the son, or +Pierre, whom it had been pitiful to see, so stricken was he with grief, +though he tried hard to hide it in order not to sadden his dying father. +"It is painful, but it does one good. It uplifts the soul to see such +men as the old count and his worthy son," said she. Of the behavior of +the eldest princess and Prince Vasili she spoke disapprovingly, but in +whispers and as a great secret. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + +At Bald Hills, Prince Nicholas Andreevich Bolkonski's estate, the +arrival of young Prince Andrew and his wife was daily expected, but this +expectation did not upset the regular routine of life in the old +prince's household. General in Chief Prince Nicholas Andreevich +(nicknamed in society, "the King of Prussia") ever since the Emperor +Paul had exiled him to his country estate had lived there continuously +with his daughter, Princess Mary, and her companion, Mademoiselle +Bourienne. Though in the new reign he was free to return to the +capitals, he still continued to live in the country, remarking that +anyone who wanted to see him could come the hundred miles from Moscow to +Bald Hills, while he himself needed no one and nothing. He used to say +that there are only two sources of human vice--idleness and +superstition, and only two virtues--activity and intelligence. He +himself undertook his daughter's education, and to develop these two +cardinal virtues in her gave her lessons in algebra and geometry till +she was twenty, and arranged her life so that her whole time was +occupied. He was himself always occupied: writing his memoirs, solving +problems in higher mathematics, turning snuffboxes on a lathe, working +in the garden, or superintending the building that was always going on +at his estate. As regularity is a prime condition facilitating activity, +regularity in his household was carried to the highest point of +exactitude. He always came to table under precisely the same conditions, +and not only at the same hour but at the same minute. With those about +him, from his daughter to his serfs, the prince was sharp and invariably +exacting, so that without being a hardhearted man he inspired such fear +and respect as few hardhearted men would have aroused. Although he was +in retirement and had now no influence in political affairs, every high +official appointed to the province in which the prince's estate lay +considered it his duty to visit him and waited in the lofty antechamber +just as the architect, gardener, or Princess Mary did, till the prince +appeared punctually to the appointed hour. Everyone sitting in this +antechamber experienced the same feeling of respect and even fear when +the enormously high study door opened and showed the figure of a rather +small old man, with powdered wig, small withered hands, and bushy gray +eyebrows which, when he frowned, sometimes hid the gleam of his shrewd, +youthfully glittering eyes. + +On the morning of the day that the young couple were to arrive, Princess +Mary entered the antechamber as usual at the time appointed for the +morning greeting, crossing herself with trepidation and repeating a +silent prayer. Every morning she came in like that, and every morning +prayed that the daily interview might pass off well. + +An old powdered manservant who was sitting in the antechamber rose +quietly and said in a whisper: "Please walk in." + +Through the door came the regular hum of a lathe. The princess timidly +opened the door which moved noiselessly and easily. She paused at the +entrance. The prince was working at the lathe and after glancing round +continued his work. + +The enormous study was full of things evidently in constant use. The +large table covered with books and plans, the tall glass-fronted +bookcases with keys in the locks, the high desk for writing while +standing up, on which lay an open exercise book, and the lathe with +tools laid ready to hand and shavings scattered around--all indicated +continuous, varied, and orderly activity. The motion of the small foot +shod in a Tartar boot embroidered with silver, and the firm pressure of +the lean sinewy hand, showed that the prince still possessed the +tenacious endurance and vigor of hardy old age. After a few more turns +of the lathe he removed his foot from the pedal, wiped his chisel, +dropped it into a leather pouch attached to the lathe, and, approaching +the table, summoned his daughter. He never gave his children a blessing, +so he simply held out his bristly cheek (as yet unshaven) and, regarding +her tenderly and attentively, said severely: + +"Quite well? All right then, sit down." He took the exercise book +containing lessons in geometry written by himself and drew up a chair +with his foot. + +"For tomorrow!" said he, quickly finding the page and making a scratch +from one paragraph to another with his hard nail. + +The princess bent over the exercise book on the table. + +"Wait a bit, here's a letter for you," said the old man suddenly, taking +a letter addressed in a woman's hand from a bag hanging above the table, +onto which he threw it. + +At the sight of the letter red patches showed themselves on the +princess' face. She took it quickly and bent her head over it. + +"From Heloise?" asked the prince with a cold smile that showed his still +sound, yellowish teeth. + +"Yes, it's from Julie," replied the princess with a timid glance and a +timid smile. + +"I'll let two more letters pass, but the third I'll read," said the +prince sternly; "I'm afraid you write much nonsense. I'll read the +third!" + +"Read this if you like, Father," said the princess, blushing still more +and holding out the letter. + +"The third, I said the third!" cried the prince abruptly, pushing the +letter away, and leaning his elbows on the table he drew toward him the +exercise book containing geometrical figures. + +"Well, madam," he began, stooping over the book close to his daughter +and placing an arm on the back of the chair on which she sat, so that +she felt herself surrounded on all sides by the acrid scent of old age +and tobacco, which she had known so long. "Now, madam, these triangles +are equal; please note that the angle ABC..." + +The princess looked in a scared way at her father's eyes glittering +close to her; the red patches on her face came and went, and it was +plain that she understood nothing and was so frightened that her fear +would prevent her understanding any of her father's further +explanations, however clear they might be. Whether it was the teacher's +fault or the pupil's, this same thing happened every day: the princess' +eyes grew dim, she could not see and could not hear anything, but was +only conscious of her stern father's withered face close to her, of his +breath and the smell of him, and could think only of how to get away +quickly to her own room to make out the problem in peace. The old man +was beside himself: moved the chair on which he was sitting noisily +backward and forward, made efforts to control himself and not become +vehement, but almost always did become vehement, scolded, and sometimes +flung the exercise book away. + +The princess gave a wrong answer. + +"Well now, isn't she a fool!" shouted the prince, pushing the book aside +and turning sharply away; but rising immediately, he paced up and down, +lightly touched his daughter's hair and sat down again. + +He drew up his chair, and continued to explain. + +"This won't do, Princess; it won't do," said he, when Princess Mary, +having taken and closed the exercise book with the next day's lesson, +was about to leave: "Mathematics are most important, madam! I don't want +to have you like our silly ladies. Get used to it and you'll like it," +and he patted her cheek. "It will drive all the nonsense out of your +head." + +She turned to go, but he stopped her with a gesture and took an uncut +book from the high desk. + +"Here is some sort of Key to the Mysteries that your Heloise has sent +you. Religious! I don't interfere with anyone's belief... I have looked +at it. Take it. Well, now go. Go." + +He patted her on the shoulder and himself closed the door after her. + +Princess Mary went back to her room with the sad, scared expression that +rarely left her and which made her plain, sickly face yet plainer. She +sat down at her writing table, on which stood miniature portraits and +which was littered with books and papers. The princess was as untidy as +her father was tidy. She put down the geometry book and eagerly broke +the seal of her letter. It was from her most intimate friend from +childhood; that same Julie Karagina who had been at the Rostovs' name- +day party. + +Julie wrote in French: + +Dear and precious Friend, How terrible and frightful a thing is +separation! Though I tell myself that half my life and half my happiness +are wrapped up in you, and that in spite of the distance separating us +our hearts are united by indissoluble bonds, my heart rebels against +fate and in spite of the pleasures and distractions around me I cannot +overcome a certain secret sorrow that has been in my heart ever since we +parted. Why are we not together as we were last summer, in your big +study, on the blue sofa, the confidential sofa? Why cannot I now, as +three months ago, draw fresh moral strength from your look, so gentle, +calm, and penetrating, a look I loved so well and seem to see before me +as I write? + +Having read thus far, Princess Mary sighed and glanced into the mirror +which stood on her right. It reflected a weak, ungraceful figure and +thin face. Her eyes, always sad, now looked with particular hopelessness +at her reflection in the glass. "She flatters me," thought the princess, +turning away and continuing to read. But Julie did not flatter her +friend, the princess' eyes--large, deep and luminous (it seemed as if at +times there radiated from them shafts of warm light)--were so beautiful +that very often in spite of the plainness of her face they gave her an +attraction more powerful than that of beauty. But the princess never saw +the beautiful expression of her own eyes--the look they had when she was +not thinking of herself. As with everyone, her face assumed a forced +unnatural expression as soon as she looked in a glass. She went on +reading: + +All Moscow talks of nothing but war. One of my two brothers is already +abroad, the other is with the Guards, who are starting on their march to +the frontier. Our dear Emperor has left Petersburg and it is thought +intends to expose his precious person to the chances of war. God grant +that the Corsican monster who is destroying the peace of Europe may be +overthrown by the angel whom it has pleased the Almighty, in His +goodness, to give us as sovereign! To say nothing of my brothers, this +war has deprived me of one of the associations nearest my heart. I mean +young Nicholas Rostov, who with his enthusiasm could not bear to remain +inactive and has left the university to join the army. I will confess to +you, dear Mary, that in spite of his extreme youth his departure for the +army was a great grief to me. This young man, of whom I spoke to you +last summer, is so noble-minded and full of that real youthfulness which +one seldom finds nowadays among our old men of twenty and, particularly, +he is so frank and has so much heart. He is so pure and poetic that my +relations with him, transient as they were, have been one of the +sweetest comforts to my poor heart, which has already suffered so much. +Someday I will tell you about our parting and all that was said then. +That is still too fresh. Ah, dear friend, you are happy not to know +these poignant joys and sorrows. You are fortunate, for the latter are +generally the stronger! I know very well that Count Nicholas is too +young ever to be more to me than a friend, but this sweet friendship, +this poetic and pure intimacy, were what my heart needed. But enough of +this! The chief news, about which all Moscow gossips, is the death of +old Count Bezukhov, and his inheritance. Fancy! The three princesses +have received very little, Prince Vasili nothing, and it is Monsieur +Pierre who has inherited all the property and has besides been +recognized as legitimate; so that he is now Count Bezukhov and possessor +of the finest fortune in Russia. It is rumored that Prince Vasili played +a very despicable part in this affair and that he returned to Petersburg +quite crestfallen. + +I confess I understand very little about all these matters of wills and +inheritance; but I do know that since this young man, whom we all used +to know as plain Monsieur Pierre, has become Count Bezukhov and the +owner of one of the largest fortunes in Russia, I am much amused to +watch the change in the tone and manners of the mammas burdened by +marriageable daughters, and of the young ladies themselves, toward him, +though, between you and me, he always seemed to me a poor sort of +fellow. As for the past two years people have amused themselves by +finding husbands for me (most of whom I don't even know), the +matchmaking chronicles of Moscow now speak of me as the future Countess +Bezukhova. But you will understand that I have no desire for the post. A +propos of marriages: do you know that a while ago that universal auntie +Anna Mikhaylovna told me, under the seal of strict secrecy, of a plan of +marriage for you. It is neither more nor less than with Prince Vasili's +son Anatole, whom they wish to reform by marrying him to someone rich +and distinguee, and it is on you that his relations' choice has fallen. +I don't know what you will think of it, but I consider it my duty to let +you know of it. He is said to be very handsome and a terrible +scapegrace. That is all I have been able to find out about him. + +But enough of gossip. I am at the end of my second sheet of paper, and +Mamma has sent for me to go and dine at the Apraksins'. Read the +mystical book I am sending you; it has an enormous success here. Though +there are things in it difficult for the feeble human mind to grasp, it +is an admirable book which calms and elevates the soul. Adieu! Give my +respects to monsieur your father and my compliments to Mademoiselle +Bourienne. I embrace you as I love you. + +JULIE + +P.S. Let me have news of your brother and his charming little wife. + +The princess pondered awhile with a thoughtful smile and her luminous +eyes lit up so that her face was entirely transformed. Then she suddenly +rose and with her heavy tread went up to the table. She took a sheet of +paper and her hand moved rapidly over it. This is the reply she wrote, +also in French: + +Dear and precious Friend, Your letter of the 13th has given me great +delight. So you still love me, my romantic Julie? Separation, of which +you say so much that is bad, does not seem to have had its usual effect +on you. You complain of our separation. What then should I say, if I +dared complain, I who am deprived of all who are dear to me? Ah, if we +had not religion to console us life would be very sad. Why do you +suppose that I should look severely on your affection for that young +man? On such matters I am only severe with myself. I understand such +feelings in others, and if never having felt them I cannot approve of +them, neither do I condemn them. Only it seems to me that Christian +love, love of one's neighbor, love of one's enemy, is worthier, sweeter, +and better than the feelings which the beautiful eyes of a young man can +inspire in a romantic and loving young girl like yourself. + +The news of Count Bezukhov's death reached us before your letter and my +father was much affected by it. He says the count was the last +representative but one of the great century, and that it is his own turn +now, but that he will do all he can to let his turn come as late as +possible. God preserve us from that terrible misfortune! + +I cannot agree with you about Pierre, whom I knew as a child. He always +seemed to me to have an excellent heart, and that is the quality I value +most in people. As to his inheritance and the part played by Prince +Vasili, it is very sad for both. Ah, my dear friend, our divine +Saviour's words, that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of +a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God, are terribly +true. I pity Prince Vasili but am still more sorry for Pierre. So young, +and burdened with such riches--to what temptations he will be exposed! +If I were asked what I desire most on earth, it would be to be poorer +than the poorest beggar. A thousand thanks, dear friend, for the volume +you have sent me and which has such success in Moscow. Yet since you +tell me that among some good things it contains others which our weak +human understanding cannot grasp, it seems to me rather useless to spend +time in reading what is unintelligible and can therefore bear no fruit. +I never could understand the fondness some people have for confusing +their minds by dwelling on mystical books that merely awaken their +doubts and excite their imagination, giving them a bent for exaggeration +quite contrary to Christian simplicity. Let us rather read the Epistles +and Gospels. Let us not seek to penetrate what mysteries they contain; +for how can we, miserable sinners that we are, know the terrible and +holy secrets of Providence while we remain in this flesh which forms an +impenetrable veil between us and the Eternal? Let us rather confine +ourselves to studying those sublime rules which our divine Saviour has +left for our guidance here below. Let us try to conform to them and +follow them, and let us be persuaded that the less we let our feeble +human minds roam, the better we shall please God, who rejects all +knowledge that does not come from Him; and the less we seek to fathom +what He has been pleased to conceal from us, the sooner will He +vouchsafe its revelation to us through His divine Spirit. + +My father has not spoken to me of a suitor, but has only told me that he +has received a letter and is expecting a visit from Prince Vasili. In +regard to this project of marriage for me, I will tell you, dear sweet +friend, that I look on marriage as a divine institution to which we must +conform. However painful it may be to me, should the Almighty lay the +duties of wife and mother upon me I shall try to perform them as +faithfully as I can, without disquieting myself by examining my feelings +toward him whom He may give me for husband. + +I have had a letter from my brother, who announces his speedy arrival at +Bald Hills with his wife. This pleasure will be but a brief one, +however, for he will leave us again to take part in this unhappy war +into which we have been drawn, God knows how or why. Not only where you +are--at the heart of affairs and of the world--is the talk all of war, +even here amid fieldwork and the calm of nature--which townsfolk +consider characteristic of the country--rumors of war are heard and +painfully felt. My father talks of nothing but marches and +countermarches, things of which I understand nothing; and the day before +yesterday during my daily walk through the village I witnessed a +heartrending scene.... It was a convoy of conscripts enrolled from our +people and starting to join the army. You should have seen the state of +the mothers, wives, and children of the men who were going and should +have heard the sobs. It seems as though mankind has forgotten the laws +of its divine Saviour, Who preached love and forgiveness of injuries-- +and that men attribute the greatest merit to skill in killing one +another. + +Adieu, dear and kind friend; may our divine Saviour and His most Holy +Mother keep you in their holy and all-powerful care! + +MARY + +"Ah, you are sending off a letter, Princess? I have already dispatched +mine. I have written to my poor mother," said the smiling Mademoiselle +Bourienne rapidly, in her pleasant mellow tones and with guttural r's. +She brought into Princess Mary's strenuous, mournful, and gloomy world a +quite different atmosphere, careless, lighthearted, and self-satisfied. + +"Princess, I must warn you," she added, lowering her voice and evidently +listening to herself with pleasure, and speaking with exaggerated +grasseyement, "the prince has been scolding Michael Ivanovich. He is in +a very bad humor, very morose. Be prepared." + +"Ah, dear friend," replied Princess Mary, "I have asked you never to +warn me of the humor my father is in. I do not allow myself to judge him +and would not have others do so." + +The princess glanced at her watch and, seeing that she was five minutes +late in starting her practice on the clavichord, went into the sitting +room with a look of alarm. Between twelve and two o'clock, as the day +was mapped out, the prince rested and the princess played the +clavichord. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + +The gray-haired valet was sitting drowsily listening to the snoring of +the prince, who was in his large study. From the far side of the house +through the closed doors came the sound of difficult passages--twenty +times repeated--of a sonata by Dussek. + +Just then a closed carriage and another with a hood drove up to the +porch. Prince Andrew got out of the carriage, helped his little wife to +alight, and let her pass into the house before him. Old Tikhon, wearing +a wig, put his head out of the door of the antechamber, reported in a +whisper that the prince was sleeping, and hastily closed the door. +Tikhon knew that neither the son's arrival nor any other unusual event +must be allowed to disturb the appointed order of the day. Prince Andrew +apparently knew this as well as Tikhon; he looked at his watch as if to +ascertain whether his father's habits had changed since he was at home +last, and, having assured himself that they had not, he turned to his +wife. + +"He will get up in twenty minutes. Let us go across to Mary's room," he +said. + +The little princess had grown stouter during this time, but her eyes and +her short, downy, smiling lip lifted when she began to speak just as +merrily and prettily as ever. + +"Why, this is a palace!" she said to her husband, looking around with +the expression with which people compliment their host at a ball. "Let's +come, quick, quick!" And with a glance round, she smiled at Tikhon, at +her husband, and at the footman who accompanied them. + +"Is that Mary practicing? Let's go quietly and take her by surprise." + +Prince Andrew followed her with a courteous but sad expression. + +"You've grown older, Tikhon," he said in passing to the old man, who +kissed his hand. + +Before they reached the room from which the sounds of the clavichord +came, the pretty, fair haired Frenchwoman, Mademoiselle Bourienne, +rushed out apparently beside herself with delight. + +"Ah! what joy for the princess!" exclaimed she: "At last! I must let her +know." + +"No, no, please not... You are Mademoiselle Bourienne," said the little +princess, kissing her. "I know you already through my sister-in-law's +friendship for you. She was not expecting us?" + +They went up to the door of the sitting room from which came the sound +of the oft-repeated passage of the sonata. Prince Andrew stopped and +made a grimace, as if expecting something unpleasant. + +The little princess entered the room. The passage broke off in the +middle, a cry was heard, then Princess Mary's heavy tread and the sound +of kissing. When Prince Andrew went in the two princesses, who had only +met once before for a short time at his wedding, were in each other's +arms warmly pressing their lips to whatever place they happened to +touch. Mademoiselle Bourienne stood near them pressing her hand to her +heart, with a beatific smile and obviously equally ready to cry or to +laugh. Prince Andrew shrugged his shoulders and frowned, as lovers of +music do when they hear a false note. The two women let go of one +another, and then, as if afraid of being too late, seized each other's +hands, kissing them and pulling them away, and again began kissing each +other on the face, and then to Prince Andrew's surprise both began to +cry and kissed again. Mademoiselle Bourienne also began to cry. Prince +Andrew evidently felt ill at ease, but to the two women it seemed quite +natural that they should cry, and apparently it never entered their +heads that it could have been otherwise at this meeting. + +"Ah! my dear!... Ah! Mary!" they suddenly exclaimed, and then laughed. +"I dreamed last night..."--"You were not expecting us?..." "Ah! Mary, +you have got thinner?..." "And you have grown stouter!..." + +"I knew the princess at once," put in Mademoiselle Bourienne. + +"And I had no idea!..." exclaimed Princess Mary. "Ah, Andrew, I did not +see you." + +Prince Andrew and his sister, hand in hand, kissed one another, and he +told her she was still the same crybaby as ever. Princess Mary had +turned toward her brother, and through her tears the loving, warm, +gentle look of her large luminous eyes, very beautiful at that moment, +rested on Prince Andrew's face. + +The little princess talked incessantly, her short, downy upper lip +continually and rapidly touching her rosy nether lip when necessary and +drawing up again next moment when her face broke into a smile of +glittering teeth and sparkling eyes. She told of an accident they had +had on the Spasski Hill which might have been serious for her in her +condition, and immediately after that informed them that she had left +all her clothes in Petersburg and that heaven knew what she would have +to dress in here; and that Andrew had quite changed, and that Kitty +Odyntsova had married an old man, and that there was a suitor for Mary, +a real one, but that they would talk of that later. Princess Mary was +still looking silently at her brother and her beautiful eyes were full +of love and sadness. It was plain that she was following a train of +thought independent of her sister-in-law's words. In the midst of a +description of the last Petersburg fete she addressed her brother: + +"So you are really going to the war, Andrew?" she said sighing. + +Lise sighed too. + +"Yes, and even tomorrow," replied her brother. + +"He is leaving me here, God knows why, when he might have had +promotion..." + +Princess Mary did not listen to the end, but continuing her train of +thought turned to her sister-in-law with a tender glance at her figure. + +"Is it certain?" she said. + +The face of the little princess changed. She sighed and said: "Yes, +quite certain. Ah! it is very dreadful..." + +Her lip descended. She brought her face close to her sister-in-law's and +unexpectedly again began to cry. + +"She needs rest," said Prince Andrew with a frown. "Don't you, Lise? +Take her to your room and I'll go to Father. How is he? Just the same?" + +"Yes, just the same. Though I don't know what your opinion will be," +answered the princess joyfully. + +"And are the hours the same? And the walks in the avenues? And the +lathe?" asked Prince Andrew with a scarcely perceptible smile which +showed that, in spite of all his love and respect for his father, he was +aware of his weaknesses. + +"The hours are the same, and the lathe, and also the mathematics and my +geometry lessons," said Princess Mary gleefully, as if her lessons in +geometry were among the greatest delights of her life. + +When the twenty minutes had elapsed and the time had come for the old +prince to get up, Tikhon came to call the young prince to his father. +The old man made a departure from his usual routine in honor of his +son's arrival: he gave orders to admit him to his apartments while he +dressed for dinner. The old prince always dressed in old-fashioned +style, wearing an antique coat and powdered hair; and when Prince Andrew +entered his father's dressing room (not with the contemptuous look and +manner he wore in drawing rooms, but with the animated face with which +he talked to Pierre), the old man was sitting on a large leather-covered +chair, wrapped in a powdering mantle, entrusting his head to Tikhon. + +"Ah! here's the warrior! Wants to vanquish Buonaparte?" said the old +man, shaking his powdered head as much as the tail, which Tikhon was +holding fast to plait, would allow. + +"You at least must tackle him properly, or else if he goes on like this +he'll soon have us, too, for his subjects! How are you?" And he held out +his cheek. + +The old man was in a good temper after his nap before dinner. (He used +to say that a nap "after dinner was silver--before dinner, golden.") He +cast happy, sidelong glances at his son from under his thick, bushy +eyebrows. Prince Andrew went up and kissed his father on the spot +indicated to him. He made no reply on his father's favorite topic-- +making fun of the military men of the day, and more particularly of +Bonaparte. + +"Yes, Father, I have come to you and brought my wife who is pregnant," +said Prince Andrew, following every movement of his father's face with +an eager and respectful look. "How is your health?" + +"Only fools and rakes fall ill, my boy. You know me: I am busy from +morning till night and abstemious, so of course I am well." + +"Thank God," said his son smiling. + +"God has nothing to do with it! Well, go on," he continued, returning to +his hobby; "tell me how the Germans have taught you to fight Bonaparte +by this new science you call 'strategy.'" + +Prince Andrew smiled. + +"Give me time to collect my wits, Father," said he, with a smile that +showed that his father's foibles did not prevent his son from loving and +honoring him. "Why, I have not yet had time to settle down!" + +"Nonsense, nonsense!" cried the old man, shaking his pigtail to see +whether it was firmly plaited, and grasping his by the hand. "The house +for your wife is ready. Princess Mary will take her there and show her +over, and they'll talk nineteen to the dozen. That's their woman's way! +I am glad to have her. Sit down and talk. About Mikhelson's army I +understand--Tolstoy's too... a simultaneous expedition.... But what's +the southern army to do? Prussia is neutral... I know that. What about +Austria?" said he, rising from his chair and pacing up and down the room +followed by Tikhon, who ran after him, handing him different articles of +clothing. "What of Sweden? How will they cross Pomerania?" + +Prince Andrew, seeing that his father insisted, began--at first +reluctantly, but gradually with more and more animation, and from habit +changing unconsciously from Russian to French as he went on--to explain +the plan of operation for the coming campaign. He explained how an army, +ninety thousand strong, was to threaten Prussia so as to bring her out +of her neutrality and draw her into the war; how part of that army was +to join some Swedish forces at Stralsund; how two hundred and twenty +thousand Austrians, with a hundred thousand Russians, were to operate in +Italy and on the Rhine; how fifty thousand Russians and as many English +were to land at Naples, and how a total force of five hundred thousand +men was to attack the French from different sides. The old prince did +not evince the least interest during this explanation, but as if he were +not listening to it continued to dress while walking about, and three +times unexpectedly interrupted. Once he stopped it by shouting: "The +white one, the white one!" + +This meant that Tikhon was not handing him the waistcoat he wanted. +Another time he interrupted, saying: + +"And will she soon be confined?" and shaking his head reproachfully +said: "That's bad! Go on, go on." + +The third interruption came when Prince Andrew was finishing his +description. The old man began to sing, in the cracked voice of old age: +"Malbrook s'en va-t-en guerre. Dieu sait quand reviendra." * + + +* "Marlborough is going to the wars; God knows when he'll return." + +His son only smiled. + +"I don't say it's a plan I approve of," said the son; "I am only telling +you what it is. Napoleon has also formed his plan by now, not worse than +this one." + +"Well, you've told me nothing new," and the old man repeated, +meditatively and rapidly: + +"Dieu sait quand reviendra. Go to the dining room." + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + +At the appointed hour the prince, powdered and shaven, entered the +dining room where his daughter-in-law, Princess Mary, and Mademoiselle +Bourienne were already awaiting him together with his architect, who by +a strange caprice of his employer's was admitted to table though the +position of that insignificant individual was such as could certainly +not have caused him to expect that honor. The prince, who generally kept +very strictly to social distinctions and rarely admitted even important +government officials to his table, had unexpectedly selected Michael +Ivanovich (who always went into a corner to blow his nose on his checked +handkerchief) to illustrate the theory that all men are equals, and had +more than once impressed on his daughter that Michael Ivanovich was "not +a whit worse than you or I." At dinner the prince usually spoke to the +taciturn Michael Ivanovich more often than to anyone else. + +In the dining room, which like all the rooms in the house was +exceedingly lofty, the members of the household and the footmen--one +behind each chair--stood waiting for the prince to enter. The head +butler, napkin on arm, was scanning the setting of the table, making +signs to the footmen, and anxiously glancing from the clock to the door +by which the prince was to enter. Prince Andrew was looking at a large +gilt frame, new to him, containing the genealogical tree of the Princes +Bolkonski, opposite which hung another such frame with a badly painted +portrait (evidently by the hand of the artist belonging to the estate) +of a ruling prince, in a crown--an alleged descendant of Rurik and +ancestor of the Bolkonskis. Prince Andrew, looking again at that +genealogical tree, shook his head, laughing as a man laughs who looks at +a portrait so characteristic of the original as to be amusing. + +"How thoroughly like him that is!" he said to Princess Mary, who had +come up to him. + +Princess Mary looked at her brother in surprise. She did not understand +what he was laughing at. Everything her father did inspired her with +reverence and was beyond question. + +"Everyone has his Achilles' heel," continued Prince Andrew. "Fancy, with +his powerful mind, indulging in such nonsense!" + +Princess Mary could not understand the boldness of her brother's +criticism and was about to reply, when the expected footsteps were heard +coming from the study. The prince walked in quickly and jauntily as was +his wont, as if intentionally contrasting the briskness of his manners +with the strict formality of his house. At that moment the great clock +struck two and another with a shrill tone joined in from the drawing +room. The prince stood still; his lively glittering eyes from under +their thick, bushy eyebrows sternly scanned all present and rested on +the little princess. She felt, as courtiers do when the Tsar enters, the +sensation of fear and respect which the old man inspired in all around +him. He stroked her hair and then patted her awkwardly on the back of +her neck. + +"I'm glad, glad, to see you," he said, looking attentively into her +eyes, and then quickly went to his place and sat down. "Sit down, sit +down! Sit down, Michael Ianovich!" + +He indicated a place beside him to his daughter-in-law. A footman moved +the chair for her. + +"Ho, ho!" said the old man, casting his eyes on her rounded figure. +"You've been in a hurry. That's bad!" + +He laughed in his usual dry, cold, unpleasant way, with his lips only +and not with his eyes. + +"You must walk, walk as much as possible, as much as possible," he said. + +The little princess did not, or did not wish to, hear his words. She was +silent and seemed confused. The prince asked her about her father, and +she began to smile and talk. He asked about mutual acquaintances, and +she became still more animated and chattered away giving him greetings +from various people and retelling the town gossip. + +"Countess Apraksina, poor thing, has lost her husband and she has cried +her eyes out," she said, growing more and more lively. + +As she became animated the prince looked at her more and more sternly, +and suddenly, as if he had studied her sufficiently and had formed a +definite idea of her, he turned away and addressed Michael Ivanovich. + +"Well, Michael Ivanovich, our Bonaparte will be having a bad time of it. +Prince Andrew" (he always spoke thus of his son) "has been telling me +what forces are being collected against him! While you and I never +thought much of him." + +Michael Ivanovich did not at all know when "you and I" had said such +things about Bonaparte, but understanding that he was wanted as a peg on +which to hang the prince's favorite topic, he looked inquiringly at the +young prince, wondering what would follow. + +"He is a great tactician!" said the prince to his son, pointing to the +architect. + +And the conversation again turned on the war, on Bonaparte, and the +generals and statesmen of the day. The old prince seemed convinced not +only that all the men of the day were mere babies who did not know the A +B C of war or of politics, and that Bonaparte was an insignificant +little Frenchy, successful only because there were no longer any +Potemkins or Suvorovs left to oppose him; but he was also convinced that +there were no political difficulties in Europe and no real war, but only +a sort of puppet show at which the men of the day were playing, +pretending to do something real. Prince Andrew gaily bore with his +father's ridicule of the new men, and drew him on and listened to him +with evident pleasure. + +"The past always seems good," said he, "but did not Suvorov himself fall +into a trap Moreau set him, and from which he did not know how to +escape?" + +"Who told you that? Who?" cried the prince. "Suvorov!" And he jerked +away his plate, which Tikhon briskly caught. "Suvorov!... Consider, +Prince Andrew. Two... Frederick and Suvorov; Moreau!... Moreau would +have been a prisoner if Suvorov had had a free hand; but he had the +Hofs-kriegs-wurst-schnapps-Rath on his hands. It would have puzzled the +devil himself! When you get there you'll find out what those Hofs- +kriegs-wurst-Raths are! Suvorov couldn't manage them so what chance has +Michael Kutuzov? No, my dear boy," he continued, "you and your generals +won't get on against Buonaparte; you'll have to call in the French, so +that birds of a feather may fight together. The German, Pahlen, has been +sent to New York in America, to fetch the Frenchman, Moreau," he said, +alluding to the invitation made that year to Moreau to enter the Russian +service.... "Wonderful!... Were the Potemkins, Suvorovs, and Orlovs +Germans? No, lad, either you fellows have all lost your wits, or I have +outlived mine. May God help you, but we'll see what will happen. +Buonaparte has become a great commander among them! Hm!..." + +"I don't at all say that all the plans are good," said Prince Andrew, "I +am only surprised at your opinion of Bonaparte. You may laugh as much as +you like, but all the same Bonaparte is a great general!" + +"Michael Ivanovich!" cried the old prince to the architect who, busy +with his roast meat, hoped he had been forgotten: "Didn't I tell you +Buonaparte was a great tactician? Here, he says the same thing." + +"To be sure, your excellency," replied the architect. + +The prince again laughed his frigid laugh. + +"Buonaparte was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He has got +splendid soldiers. Besides he began by attacking Germans. And only +idlers have failed to beat the Germans. Since the world began everybody +has beaten the Germans. They beat no one--except one another. He made +his reputation fighting them." + +And the prince began explaining all the blunders which, according to +him, Bonaparte had made in his campaigns and even in politics. His son +made no rejoinder, but it was evident that whatever arguments were +presented he was as little able as his father to change his opinion. He +listened, refraining from a reply, and involuntarily wondered how this +old man, living alone in the country for so many years, could know and +discuss so minutely and acutely all the recent European military and +political events. + +"You think I'm an old man and don't understand the present state of +affairs?" concluded his father. "But it troubles me. I don't sleep at +night. Come now, where has this great commander of yours shown his +skill?" he concluded. + +"That would take too long to tell," answered the son. + +"Well, then go to your Buonaparte! Mademoiselle Bourienne, here's +another admirer of that powder-monkey emperor of yours," he exclaimed in +excellent French. + +"You know, Prince, I am not a Bonapartist!" + +"Dieu sait quand reviendra..." hummed the prince out of tune and, with a +laugh still more so, he quitted the table. + +The little princess during the whole discussion and the rest of the +dinner sat silent, glancing with a frightened look now at her father-in- +law and now at Princess Mary. When they left the table she took her +sister-in-law's arm and drew her into another room. + +"What a clever man your father is," said she; "perhaps that is why I am +afraid of him." + +"Oh, he is so kind!" answered Princess Mary. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +Prince Andrew was to leave next evening. The old prince, not altering +his routine, retired as usual after dinner. The little princess was in +her sister-in-law's room. Prince Andrew in a traveling coat without +epaulettes had been packing with his valet in the rooms assigned to him. +After inspecting the carriage himself and seeing the trunks put in, he +ordered the horses to be harnessed. Only those things he always kept +with him remained in his room; a small box, a large canteen fitted with +silver plate, two Turkish pistols and a saber--a present from his father +who had brought it from the siege of Ochakov. All these traveling +effects of Prince Andrew's were in very good order: new, clean, and in +cloth covers carefully tied with tapes. + +When starting on a journey or changing their mode of life, men capable +of reflection are generally in a serious frame of mind. At such moments +one reviews the past and plans for the future. Prince Andrew's face +looked very thoughtful and tender. With his hands behind him he paced +briskly from corner to corner of the room, looking straight before him +and thoughtfully shaking his head. Did he fear going to the war, or was +he sad at leaving his wife?--perhaps both, but evidently he did not wish +to be seen in that mood, for hearing footsteps in the passage he +hurriedly unclasped his hands, stopped at a table as if tying the cover +of the small box, and assumed his usual tranquil and impenetrable +expression. It was the heavy tread of Princess Mary that he heard. + +"I hear you have given orders to harness," she cried, panting (she had +apparently been running), "and I did so wish to have another talk with +you alone! God knows how long we may again be parted. You are not angry +with me for coming? You have changed so, Andrusha," she added, as if to +explain such a question. + +She smiled as she uttered his pet name, "Andrusha." It was obviously +strange to her to think that this stern handsome man should be Andrusha- +-the slender mischievous boy who had been her playfellow in childhood. + +"And where is Lise?" he asked, answering her question only by a smile. + +"She was so tired that she has fallen asleep on the sofa in my room. Oh, +Andrew! What a treasure of a wife you have," said she, sitting down on +the sofa, facing her brother. "She is quite a child: such a dear, merry +child. I have grown so fond of her." + +Prince Andrew was silent, but the princess noticed the ironical and +contemptuous look that showed itself on his face. + +"One must be indulgent to little weaknesses; who is free from them, +Andrew? Don't forget that she has grown up and been educated in society, +and so her position now is not a rosy one. We should enter into +everyone's situation. Tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner. * Think +what it must be for her, poor thing, after what she has been used to, to +be parted from her husband and be left alone in the country, in her +condition! It's very hard." + + +* To understand all is to forgive all. + +Prince Andrew smiled as he looked at his sister, as we smile at those we +think we thoroughly understand. + +"You live in the country and don't think the life terrible," he replied. + +"I... that's different. Why speak of me? I don't want any other life, +and can't, for I know no other. But think, Andrew: for a young society +woman to be buried in the country during the best years of her life, all +alone--for Papa is always busy, and I... well, you know what poor +resources I have for entertaining a woman used to the best society. +There is only Mademoiselle Bourienne...." + +"I don't like your Mademoiselle Bourienne at all," said Prince Andrew. + +"No? She is very nice and kind and, above all, she's much to be pitied. +She has no one, no one. To tell the truth, I don't need her, and she's +even in my way. You know I always was a savage, and now am even more so. +I like being alone.... Father likes her very much. She and Michael +Ivanovich are the two people to whom he is always gentle and kind, +because he has been a benefactor to them both. As Sterne says: 'We don't +love people so much for the good they have done us, as for the good we +have done them.' Father took her when she was homeless after losing her +own father. She is very good-natured, and my father likes her way of +reading. She reads to him in the evenings and reads splendidly." + +"To be quite frank, Mary, I expect Father's character sometimes makes +things trying for you, doesn't it?" Prince Andrew asked suddenly. + +Princess Mary was first surprised and then aghast at this question. + +"For me? For me?... Trying for me!..." said she. + +"He always was rather harsh; and now I should think he's getting very +trying," said Prince Andrew, apparently speaking lightly of their father +in order to puzzle or test his sister. + +"You are good in every way, Andrew, but you have a kind of intellectual +pride," said the princess, following the train of her own thoughts +rather than the trend of the conversation--"and that's a great sin. How +can one judge Father? But even if one might, what feeling except +veneration could such a man as my father evoke? And I am so contented +and happy with him. I only wish you were all as happy as I am." + +Her brother shook his head incredulously. + +"The only thing that is hard for me... I will tell you the truth, +Andrew... is Father's way of treating religious subjects. I don't +understand how a man of his immense intellect can fail to see what is as +clear as day, and can go so far astray. That is the only thing that +makes me unhappy. But even in this I can see lately a shade of +improvement. His satire has been less bitter of late, and there was a +monk he received and had a long talk with." + +"Ah! my dear, I am afraid you and your monk are wasting your powder," +said Prince Andrew banteringly yet tenderly. + +"Ah! mon ami, I only pray, and hope that God will hear me. Andrew..." +she said timidly after a moment's silence, "I have a great favor to ask +of you." + +"What is it, dear?" + +"No--promise that you will not refuse! It will give you no trouble and +is nothing unworthy of you, but it will comfort me. Promise, +Andrusha!..." said she, putting her hand in her reticule but not yet +taking out what she was holding inside it, as if what she held were the +subject of her request and must not be shown before the request was +granted. + +She looked timidly at her brother. + +"Even if it were a great deal of trouble..." answered Prince Andrew, as +if guessing what it was about. + +"Think what you please! I know you are just like Father. Think as you +please, but do this for my sake! Please do! Father's father, our +grandfather, wore it in all his wars." (She still did not take out what +she was holding in her reticule.) "So you promise?" + +"Of course. What is it?" + +"Andrew, I bless you with this icon and you must promise me you will +never take it off. Do you promise?" + +"If it does not weigh a hundredweight and won't break my neck... To +please you..." said Prince Andrew. But immediately, noticing the pained +expression his joke had brought to his sister's face, he repented and +added: "I am glad; really, dear, I am very glad." + +"Against your will He will save and have mercy on you and bring you to +Himself, for in Him alone is truth and peace," said she in a voice +trembling with emotion, solemnly holding up in both hands before her +brother a small, oval, antique, dark-faced icon of the Saviour in a gold +setting, on a finely wrought silver chain. + +She crossed herself, kissed the icon, and handed it to Andrew. + +"Please, Andrew, for my sake!..." + +Rays of gentle light shone from her large, timid eyes. Those eyes lit up +the whole of her thin, sickly face and made it beautiful. Her brother +would have taken the icon, but she stopped him. Andrew understood, +crossed himself and kissed the icon. There was a look of tenderness, for +he was touched, but also a gleam of irony on his face. + +"Thank you, my dear." She kissed him on the forehead and sat down again +on the sofa. They were silent for a while. + +"As I was saying to you, Andrew, be kind and generous as you always used +to be. Don't judge Lise harshly," she began. "She is so sweet, so good- +natured, and her position now is a very hard one." + +"I do not think I have complained of my wife to you, Masha, or blamed +her. Why do you say all this to me?" + +Red patches appeared on Princess Mary's face and she was silent as if +she felt guilty. + +"I have said nothing to you, but you have already been talked to. And I +am sorry for that," he went on. + +The patches grew deeper on her forehead, neck, and cheeks. She tried to +say something but could not. Her brother had guessed right: the little +princess had been crying after dinner and had spoken of her forebodings +about her confinement, and how she dreaded it, and had complained of her +fate, her father-in-law, and her husband. After crying she had fallen +asleep. Prince Andrew felt sorry for his sister. + +"Know this, Masha: I can't reproach, have not reproached, and never +shall reproach my wife with anything, and I cannot reproach myself with +anything in regard to her; and that always will be so in whatever +circumstances I may be placed. But if you want to know the truth... if +you want to know whether I am happy? No! Is she happy? No! But why this +is so I don't know..." + +As he said this he rose, went to his sister, and, stooping, kissed her +forehead. His fine eyes lit up with a thoughtful, kindly, and +unaccustomed brightness, but he was looking not at his sister but over +her head toward the darkness of the open doorway. + +"Let us go to her, I must say good-by. Or--go and wake and I'll come in +a moment. Petrushka!" he called to his valet: "Come here, take these +away. Put this on the seat and this to the right." + +Princess Mary rose and moved to the door, then stopped and said: +"Andrew, if you had faith you would have turned to God and asked Him to +give you the love you do not feel, and your prayer would have been +answered." + +"Well, may be!" said Prince Andrew. "Go, Masha; I'll come immediately." + +On the way to his sister's room, in the passage which connected one wing +with the other, Prince Andrew met Mademoiselle Bourienne smiling +sweetly. It was the third time that day that, with an ecstatic and +artless smile, she had met him in secluded passages. + +"Oh! I thought you were in your room," she said, for some reason +blushing and dropping her eyes. + +Prince Andrew looked sternly at her and an expression of anger suddenly +came over his face. He said nothing to her but looked at her forehead +and hair, without looking at her eyes, with such contempt that the +Frenchwoman blushed and went away without a word. When he reached his +sister's room his wife was already awake and her merry voice, hurrying +one word after another, came through the open door. She was speaking as +usual in French, and as if after long self-restraint she wished to make +up for lost time. + +"No, but imagine the old Countess Zubova, with false curls and her mouth +full of false teeth, as if she were trying to cheat old age.... Ha, ha, +ha! Mary!" + +This very sentence about Countess Zubova and this same laugh Prince +Andrew had already heard from his wife in the presence of others some +five times. He entered the room softly. The little princess, plump and +rosy, was sitting in an easy chair with her work in her hands, talking +incessantly, repeating Petersburg reminiscences and even phrases. Prince +Andrew came up, stroked her hair, and asked if she felt rested after +their journey. She answered him and continued her chatter. + +The coach with six horses was waiting at the porch. It was an autumn +night, so dark that the coachman could not see the carriage pole. +Servants with lanterns were bustling about in the porch. The immense +house was brilliant with lights shining through its lofty windows. The +domestic serfs were crowding in the hall, waiting to bid good-by to the +young prince. The members of the household were all gathered in the +reception hall: Michael Ivanovich, Mademoiselle Bourienne, Princess +Mary, and the little princess. Prince Andrew had been called to his +father's study as the latter wished to say good-by to him alone. All +were waiting for them to come out. + +When Prince Andrew entered the study the old man in his old-age +spectacles and white dressing gown, in which he received no one but his +son, sat at the table writing. He glanced round. + +"Going?" And he went on writing. + +"I've come to say good-by." + +"Kiss me here," and he touched his cheek: "Thanks, thanks!" + +"What do you thank me for?" + +"For not dilly-dallying and not hanging to a woman's apron strings. The +Service before everything. Thanks, thanks!" And he went on writing, so +that his quill spluttered and squeaked. "If you have anything to say, +say it. These two things can be done together," he added. + +"About my wife... I am ashamed as it is to leave her on your hands..." + +"Why talk nonsense? Say what you want." + +"When her confinement is due, send to Moscow for an accoucheur.... Let +him be here...." + +The old prince stopped writing and, as if not understanding, fixed his +stern eyes on his son. + +"I know that no one can help if nature does not do her work," said +Prince Andrew, evidently confused. "I know that out of a million cases +only one goes wrong, but it is her fancy and mine. They have been +telling her things. She has had a dream and is frightened." + +"Hm... Hm..." muttered the old prince to himself, finishing what he was +writing. "I'll do it." + +He signed with a flourish and suddenly turning to his son began to +laugh. + +"It's a bad business, eh?" + +"What is bad, Father?" + +"The wife!" said the old prince, briefly and significantly. + +"I don't understand!" said Prince Andrew. + +"No, it can't be helped, lad," said the prince. "They're all like that; +one can't unmarry. Don't be afraid; I won't tell anyone, but you know it +yourself." + +He seized his son by the hand with small bony fingers, shook it, looked +straight into his son's face with keen eyes which seemed to see through +him, and again laughed his frigid laugh. + +The son sighed, thus admitting that his father had understood him. The +old man continued to fold and seal his letter, snatching up and throwing +down the wax, the seal, and the paper, with his accustomed rapidity. + +"What's to be done? She's pretty! I will do everything. Make your mind +easy," said he in abrupt sentences while sealing his letter. + +Andrew did not speak; he was both pleased and displeased that his father +understood him. The old man got up and gave the letter to his son. + +"Listen!" said he; "don't worry about your wife: what can be done shall +be. Now listen! Give this letter to Michael Ilarionovich. * I have +written that he should make use of you in proper places and not keep you +long as an adjutant: a bad position! Tell him I remember and like him. +Write and tell me how he receives you. If he is all right--serve him. +Nicholas Bolkonski's son need not serve under anyone if he is in +disfavor. Now come here." + + +*Kutuzov. + +He spoke so rapidly that he did not finish half his words, but his son +was accustomed to understand him. He led him to the desk, raised the +lid, drew out a drawer, and took out an exercise book filled with his +bold, tall, close handwriting. + +"I shall probably die before you. So remember, these are my memoirs; +hand them to the Emperor after my death. Now here is a Lombard bond and +a letter; it is a premium for the man who writes a history of Suvorov's +wars. Send it to the Academy. Here are some jottings for you to read +when I am gone. You will find them useful." + +Andrew did not tell his father that he would no doubt live a long time +yet. He felt that he must not say it. + +"I will do it all, Father," he said. + +"Well, now, good-by!" He gave his son his hand to kiss, and embraced +him. "Remember this, Prince Andrew, if they kill you it will hurt me, +your old father..." he paused unexpectedly, and then in a querulous +voice suddenly shrieked: "but if I hear that you have not behaved like a +son of Nicholas Bolkonski, I shall be ashamed!" + +"You need not have said that to me, Father," said the son with a smile. + +The old man was silent. + +"I also wanted to ask you," continued Prince Andrew, "if I'm killed and +if I have a son, do not let him be taken away from you--as I said +yesterday... let him grow up with you.... Please." + +"Not let the wife have him?" said the old man, and laughed. + +They stood silent, facing one another. The old man's sharp eyes were +fixed straight on his son's. Something twitched in the lower part of the +old prince's face. + +"We've said good-by. Go!" he suddenly shouted in a loud, angry voice, +opening his door. + +"What is it? What?" asked both princesses when they saw for a moment at +the door Prince Andrew and the figure of the old man in a white dressing +gown, spectacled and wigless, shouting in an angry voice. + +Prince Andrew sighed and made no reply. + +"Well!" he said, turning to his wife. + +And this "Well!" sounded coldly ironic, as if he were saying,: "Now go +through your performance." + +"Andrew, already!" said the little princess, turning pale and looking +with dismay at her husband. + +He embraced her. She screamed and fell unconscious on his shoulder. + +He cautiously released the shoulder she leaned on, looked into her face, +and carefully placed her in an easy chair. + +"Adieu, Mary," said he gently to his sister, taking her by the hand and +kissing her, and then he left the room with rapid steps. + +The little princess lay in the armchair, Mademoiselle Bourienne chafing +her temples. Princess Mary, supporting her sister-in-law, still looked +with her beautiful eyes full of tears at the door through which Prince +Andrew had gone and made the sign of the cross in his direction. From +the study, like pistol shots, came the frequent sound of the old man +angrily blowing his nose. Hardly had Prince Andrew gone when the study +door opened quickly and the stern figure of the old man in the white +dressing gown looked out. + +"Gone? That's all right!" said he; and looking angrily at the +unconscious little princess, he shook his head reprovingly and slammed +the door. + +BOOK TWO: 1805 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +In October, 1805, a Russian army was occupying the villages and towns of +the Archduchy of Austria, and yet other regiments freshly arriving from +Russia were settling near the fortress of Braunau and burdening the +inhabitants on whom they were quartered. Braunau was the headquarters of +the commander-in-chief, Kutuzov. + +On October 11, 1805, one of the infantry regiments that had just reached +Braunau had halted half a mile from the town, waiting to be inspected by +the commander-in-chief. Despite the un-Russian appearance of the +locality and surroundings--fruit gardens, stone fences, tiled roofs, and +hills in the distance--and despite the fact that the inhabitants (who +gazed with curiosity at the soldiers) were not Russians, the regiment +had just the appearance of any Russian regiment preparing for an +inspection anywhere in the heart of Russia. + +On the evening of the last day's march an order had been received that +the commander-in-chief would inspect the regiment on the march. Though +the words of the order were not clear to the regimental commander, and +the question arose whether the troops were to be in marching order or +not, it was decided at a consultation between the battalion commanders +to present the regiment in parade order, on the principle that it is +always better to "bow too low than not bow low enough." So the soldiers, +after a twenty-mile march, were kept mending and cleaning all night long +without closing their eyes, while the adjutants and company commanders +calculated and reckoned, and by morning the regiment--instead of the +straggling, disorderly crowd it had been on its last march the day +before--presented a well-ordered array of two thousand men each of whom +knew his place and his duty, had every button and every strap in place, +and shone with cleanliness. And not only externally was all in order, +but had it pleased the commander-in-chief to look under the uniforms he +would have found on every man a clean shirt, and in every knapsack the +appointed number of articles, "awl, soap, and all," as the soldiers say. +There was only one circumstance concerning which no one could be at +ease. It was the state of the soldiers' boots. More than half the men's +boots were in holes. But this defect was not due to any fault of the +regimental commander, for in spite of repeated demands boots had not +been issued by the Austrian commissariat, and the regiment had marched +some seven hundred miles. + +The commander of the regiment was an elderly, choleric, stout, and +thick-set general with grizzled eyebrows and whiskers, and wider from +chest to back than across the shoulders. He had on a brand-new uniform +showing the creases where it had been folded and thick gold epaulettes +which seemed to stand rather than lie down on his massive shoulders. He +had the air of a man happily performing one of the most solemn duties of +his life. He walked about in front of the line and at every step pulled +himself up, slightly arching his back. It was plain that the commander +admired his regiment, rejoiced in it, and that his whole mind was +engrossed by it, yet his strut seemed to indicate that, besides military +matters, social interests and the fair sex occupied no small part of his +thoughts. + +"Well, Michael Mitrich, sir?" he said, addressing one of the battalion +commanders who smilingly pressed forward (it was plain that they both +felt happy). "We had our hands full last night. However, I think the +regiment is not a bad one, eh?" + +The battalion commander perceived the jovial irony and laughed. + +"It would not be turned off the field even on the Tsaritsin Meadow." + +"What?" asked the commander. + +At that moment, on the road from the town on which signalers had been +posted, two men appeared on horse back. They were an aide-de-camp +followed by a Cossack. + +The aide-de-camp was sent to confirm the order which had not been +clearly worded the day before, namely, that the commander-in-chief +wished to see the regiment just in the state in which it had been on the +march: in their greatcoats, and packs, and without any preparation +whatever. + +A member of the Hofkriegsrath from Vienna had come to Kutuzov the day +before with proposals and demands for him to join up with the army of +the Archduke Ferdinand and Mack, and Kutuzov, not considering this +junction advisable, meant, among other arguments in support of his view, +to show the Austrian general the wretched state in which the troops +arrived from Russia. With this object he intended to meet the regiment; +so the worse the condition it was in, the better pleased the commander- +in-chief would be. Though the aide-de-camp did not know these +circumstances, he nevertheless delivered the definite order that the men +should be in their greatcoats and in marching order, and that the +commander-in-chief would otherwise be dissatisfied. On hearing this the +regimental commander hung his head, silently shrugged his shoulders, and +spread out his arms with a choleric gesture. + +"A fine mess we've made of it!" he remarked. + +"There now! Didn't I tell you, Michael Mitrich, that if it was said 'on +the march' it meant in greatcoats?" said he reproachfully to the +battalion commander. "Oh, my God!" he added, stepping resolutely +forward. "Company commanders!" he shouted in a voice accustomed to +command. "Sergeants major!... How soon will he be here?" he asked the +aide-de-camp with a respectful politeness evidently relating to the +personage he was referring to. + +"In an hour's time, I should say." + +"Shall we have time to change clothes?" + +"I don't know, General...." + +The regimental commander, going up to the line himself, ordered the +soldiers to change into their greatcoats. The company commanders ran off +to their companies, the sergeants major began bustling (the greatcoats +were not in very good condition), and instantly the squares that had up +to then been in regular order and silent began to sway and stretch and +hum with voices. On all sides soldiers were running to and fro, throwing +up their knapsacks with a jerk of their shoulders and pulling the straps +over their heads, unstrapping their overcoats and drawing the sleeves on +with upraised arms. + +In half an hour all was again in order, only the squares had become gray +instead of black. The regimental commander walked with his jerky steps +to the front of the regiment and examined it from a distance. + +"Whatever is this? This!" he shouted and stood still. "Commander of the +third company!" + +"Commander of the third company wanted by the general!... commander to +the general... third company to the commander." The words passed along +the lines and an adjutant ran to look for the missing officer. + +When the eager but misrepeated words had reached their destination in a +cry of: "The general to the third company," the missing officer appeared +from behind his company and, though he was a middle-aged man and not in +the habit of running, trotted awkwardly stumbling on his toes toward the +general. The captain's face showed the uneasiness of a schoolboy who is +told to repeat a lesson he has not learned. Spots appeared on his nose, +the redness of which was evidently due to intemperance, and his mouth +twitched nervously. The general looked the captain up and down as he +came up panting, slackening his pace as he approached. + +"You will soon be dressing your men in petticoats! What is this?" +shouted the regimental commander, thrusting forward his jaw and pointing +at a soldier in the ranks of the third company in a greatcoat of bluish +cloth, which contrasted with the others. "What have you been after? The +commander in chief is expected and you leave your place? Eh? I'll teach +you to dress the men in fancy coats for a parade.... Eh...?" + +The commander of the company, with his eyes fixed on his superior, +pressed two fingers more and more rigidly to his cap, as if in this +pressure lay his only hope of salvation. + +"Well, why don't you speak? Whom have you got there dressed up as a +Hungarian?" said the commander with an austere gibe. + +"Your excellency..." + +"Well, your excellency, what? Your excellency! But what about your +excellency?... nobody knows." + +"Your excellency, it's the officer Dolokhov, who has been reduced to the +ranks," said the captain softly. + +"Well? Has he been degraded into a field marshal, or into a soldier? If +a soldier, he should be dressed in regulation uniform like the others." + +"Your excellency, you gave him leave yourself, on the march." + +"Gave him leave? Leave? That's just like you young men," said the +regimental commander cooling down a little. "Leave indeed.... One says a +word to you and you... What?" he added with renewed irritation, "I beg +you to dress your men decently." + +And the commander, turning to look at the adjutant, directed his jerky +steps down the line. He was evidently pleased at his own display of +anger and walking up to the regiment wished to find a further excuse for +wrath. Having snapped at an officer for an unpolished badge, at another +because his line was not straight, he reached the third company. + +"H-o-o-w are you standing? Where's your leg? Your leg?" shouted the +commander with a tone of suffering in his voice, while there were still +five men between him and Dolokhov with his bluish-gray uniform. + +Dolokhov slowly straightened his bent knee, looking straight with his +clear, insolent eyes in the general's face. + +"Why a blue coat? Off with it... Sergeant major! Change his coat... the +ras..." he did not finish. + +"General, I must obey orders, but I am not bound to endure..." Dolokhov +hurriedly interrupted. + +"No talking in the ranks!... No talking, no talking!" + +"Not bound to endure insults," Dolokhov concluded in loud, ringing +tones. + +The eyes of the general and the soldier met. The general became silent, +angrily pulling down his tight scarf. + +"I request you to have the goodness to change your coat," he said as he +turned away. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +"He's coming!" shouted the signaler at that moment. + +The regimental commander, flushing, ran to his horse, seized the stirrup +with trembling hands, threw his body across the saddle, righted himself, +drew his saber, and with a happy and resolute countenance, opening his +mouth awry, prepared to shout. The regiment fluttered like a bird +preening its plumage and became motionless. + +"Att-ention!" shouted the regimental commander in a soul-shaking voice +which expressed joy for himself, severity for the regiment, and welcome +for the approaching chief. + +Along the broad country road, edged on both sides by trees, came a high, +light blue Viennese caleche, slightly creaking on its springs and drawn +by six horses at a smart trot. Behind the caleche galloped the suite and +a convoy of Croats. Beside Kutuzov sat an Austrian general, in a white +uniform that looked strange among the Russian black ones. The caleche +stopped in front of the regiment. Kutuzov and the Austrian general were +talking in low voices and Kutuzov smiled slightly as treading heavily he +stepped down from the carriage just as if those two thousand men +breathlessly gazing at him and the regimental commander did not exist. + +The word of command rang out, and again the regiment quivered, as with a +jingling sound it presented arms. Then amidst a dead silence the feeble +voice of the commander-in-chief was heard. The regiment roared, "Health +to your ex... len... len... lency!" and again all became silent. At +first Kutuzov stood still while the regiment moved; then he and the +general in white, accompanied by the suite, walked between the ranks. + +From the way the regimental commander saluted the commander-in-chief and +devoured him with his eyes, drawing himself up obsequiously, and from +the way he walked through the ranks behind the generals, bending forward +and hardly able to restrain his jerky movements, and from the way he +darted forward at every word or gesture of the commander-in-chief, it +was evident that he performed his duty as a subordinate with even +greater zeal than his duty as a commander. Thanks to the strictness and +assiduity of its commander the regiment, in comparison with others that +had reached Braunau at the same time, was in splendid condition. There +were only 217 sick and stragglers. Everything was in good order except +the boots. + +Kutuzov walked through the ranks, sometimes stopping to say a few +friendly words to officers he had known in the Turkish war, sometimes +also to the soldiers. Looking at their boots he several times shook his +head sadly, pointing them out to the Austrian general with an expression +which seemed to say that he was not blaming anyone, but could not help +noticing what a bad state of things it was. The regimental commander ran +forward on each such occasion, fearing to miss a single word of the +commander-in-chief's regarding the regiment. Behind Kutuzov, at a +distance that allowed every softly spoken word to be heard, followed +some twenty men of his suite. These gentlemen talked among themselves +and sometimes laughed. Nearest of all to the commander-in-chief walked a +handsome adjutant. This was Prince Bolkonski. Beside him was his comrade +Nesvitski, a tall staff officer, extremely stout, with a kindly, +smiling, handsome face and moist eyes. Nesvitski could hardly keep from +laughter provoked by a swarthy hussar officer who walked beside him. +This hussar, with a grave face and without a smile or a change in the +expression of his fixed eyes, watched the regimental commander's back +and mimicked his every movement. Each time the commander started and +bent forward, the hussar started and bent forward in exactly the same +manner. Nesvitski laughed and nudged the others to make them look at the +wag. + +Kutuzov walked slowly and languidly past thousands of eyes which were +starting from their sockets to watch their chief. On reaching the third +company he suddenly stopped. His suite, not having expected this, +involuntarily came closer to him. + +"Ah, Timokhin!" said he, recognizing the red-nosed captain who had been +reprimanded on account of the blue greatcoat. + +One would have thought it impossible for a man to stretch himself more +than Timokhin had done when he was reprimanded by the regimental +commander, but now that the commander-in-chief addressed him he drew +himself up to such an extent that it seemed he could not have sustained +it had the commander-in-chief continued to look at him, and so Kutuzov, +who evidently understood his case and wished him nothing but good, +quickly turned away, a scarcely perceptible smile flitting over his +scarred and puffy face. + +"Another Ismail comrade," said he. "A brave officer! Are you satisfied +with him?" he asked the regimental commander. + +And the latter--unconscious that he was being reflected in the hussar +officer as in a looking glass--started, moved forward, and answered: +"Highly satisfied, your excellency!" + +"We all have our weaknesses," said Kutuzov smiling and walking away from +him. "He used to have a predilection for Bacchus." + +The regimental commander was afraid he might be blamed for this and did +not answer. The hussar at that moment noticed the face of the red-nosed +captain and his drawn-in stomach, and mimicked his expression and pose +with such exactitude that Nesvitski could not help laughing. Kutuzov +turned round. The officer evidently had complete control of his face, +and while Kutuzov was turning managed to make a grimace and then assume +a most serious, deferential, and innocent expression. + +The third company was the last, and Kutuzov pondered, apparently trying +to recollect something. Prince Andrew stepped forward from among the +suite and said in French: + +"You told me to remind you of the officer Dolokhov, reduced to the ranks +in this regiment." + +"Where is Dolokhov?" asked Kutuzov. + +Dolokhov, who had already changed into a soldier's gray greatcoat, did +not wait to be called. The shapely figure of the fair-haired soldier, +with his clear blue eyes, stepped forward from the ranks, went up to the +commander in chief, and presented arms. + +"Have you a complaint to make?" Kutuzov asked with a slight frown. + +"This is Dolokhov," said Prince Andrew. + +"Ah!" said Kutuzov. "I hope this will be a lesson to you. Do your duty. +The Emperor is gracious, and I shan't forget you if you deserve well." + +The clear blue eyes looked at the commander-in-chief just as boldly as +they had looked at the regimental commander, seeming by their expression +to tear open the veil of convention that separates a commander-in-chief +so widely from a private. + +"One thing I ask of your excellency," Dolokhov said in his firm, +ringing, deliberate voice. "I ask an opportunity to atone for my fault +and prove my devotion to His Majesty the Emperor and to Russia!" + +Kutuzov turned away. The same smile of the eyes with which he had turned +from Captain Timokhin again flitted over his face. He turned away with a +grimace as if to say that everything Dolokhov had said to him and +everything he could say had long been known to him, that he was weary of +it and it was not at all what he wanted. He turned away and went to the +carriage. + +The regiment broke up into companies, which went to their appointed +quarters near Braunau, where they hoped to receive boots and clothes and +to rest after their hard marches. + +"You won't bear me a grudge, Prokhor Ignatych?" said the regimental +commander, overtaking the third company on its way to its quarters and +riding up to Captain Timokhin who was walking in front. (The regimental +commander's face now that the inspection was happily over beamed with +irrepressible delight.) "It's in the Emperor's service... it can't be +helped... one is sometimes a bit hasty on parade... I am the first to +apologize, you know me!... He was very pleased!" And he held out his +hand to the captain. + +"Don't mention it, General, as if I'd be so bold!" replied the captain, +his nose growing redder as he gave a smile which showed where two front +teeth were missing that had been knocked out by the butt end of a gun at +Ismail. + +"And tell Mr. Dolokhov that I won't forget him--he may be quite easy. +And tell me, please--I've been meaning to ask--how is he behaving +himself, and in general..." + +"As far as the service goes he is quite punctilious, your excellency; +but his character..." said Timokhin. + +"And what about his character?" asked the regimental commander. + +"It's different on different days," answered the captain. "One day he is +sensible, well educated, and good-natured, and the next he's a wild +beast.... In Poland, if you please, he nearly killed a Jew." + +"Oh, well, well!" remarked the regimental commander. "Still, one must +have pity on a young man in misfortune. You know he has important +connections... Well, then, you just..." + +"I will, your excellency," said Timokhin, showing by his smile that he +understood his commander's wish. + +"Well, of course, of course!" + +The regimental commander sought out Dolokhov in the ranks and, reining +in his horse, said to him: + +"After the next affair... epaulettes." + +Dolokhov looked round but did not say anything, nor did the mocking +smile on his lips change. + +"Well, that's all right," continued the regimental commander. "A cup of +vodka for the men from me," he added so that the soldiers could hear. "I +thank you all! God be praised!" and he rode past that company and +overtook the next one. + +"Well, he's really a good fellow, one can serve under him," said +Timokhin to the subaltern beside him. + +"In a word, a hearty one..." said the subaltern, laughing (the +regimental commander was nicknamed King of Hearts). + +The cheerful mood of their officers after the inspection infected the +soldiers. The company marched on gaily. The soldiers' voices could be +heard on every side. + +"And they said Kutuzov was blind of one eye?" + +"And so he is! Quite blind!" + +"No, friend, he is sharper-eyed than you are. Boots and leg bands... he +noticed everything..." + +"When he looked at my feet, friend... well, thinks I..." + +"And that other one with him, the Austrian, looked as if he were smeared +with chalk--as white as flour! I suppose they polish him up as they do +the guns." + +"I say, Fedeshon!... Did he say when the battles are to begin? You were +near him. Everybody said that Buonaparte himself was at Braunau." + +"Buonaparte himself!... Just listen to the fool, what he doesn't know! +The Prussians are up in arms now. The Austrians, you see, are putting +them down. When they've been put down, the war with Buonaparte will +begin. And he says Buonaparte is in Braunau! Shows you're a fool. You'd +better listen more carefully!" + +"What devils these quartermasters are! See, the fifth company is turning +into the village already... they will have their buckwheat cooked before +we reach our quarters." + +"Give me a biscuit, you devil!" + +"And did you give me tobacco yesterday? That's just it, friend! Ah, +well, never mind, here you are." + +"They might call a halt here or we'll have to do another four miles +without eating." + +"Wasn't it fine when those Germans gave us lifts! You just sit still and +are drawn along." + +"And here, friend, the people are quite beggarly. There they all seemed +to be Poles--all under the Russian crown--but here they're all regular +Germans." + +"Singers to the front" came the captain's order. + +And from the different ranks some twenty men ran to the front. A +drummer, their leader, turned round facing the singers, and flourishing +his arm, began a long-drawn-out soldiers' song, commencing with the +words: "Morning dawned, the sun was rising," and concluding: "On then, +brothers, on to glory, led by Father Kamenski." This song had been +composed in the Turkish campaign and now being sung in Austria, the only +change being that the words "Father Kamenski" were replaced by "Father +Kutuzov." + +Having jerked out these last words as soldiers do and waved his arms as +if flinging something to the ground, the drummer--a lean, handsome +soldier of forty--looked sternly at the singers and screwed up his eyes. +Then having satisfied himself that all eyes were fixed on him, he raised +both arms as if carefully lifting some invisible but precious object +above his head and, holding it there for some seconds, suddenly flung it +down and began: + +"Oh, my bower, oh, my bower...!" + +"Oh, my bower new...!" chimed in twenty voices, and the castanet player, +in spite of the burden of his equipment, rushed out to the front and, +walking backwards before the company, jerked his shoulders and +flourished his castanets as if threatening someone. The soldiers, +swinging their arms and keeping time spontaneously, marched with long +steps. Behind the company the sound of wheels, the creaking of springs, +and the tramp of horses' hoofs were heard. Kutuzov and his suite were +returning to the town. The commander-in-chief made a sign that the men +should continue to march at ease, and he and all his suite showed +pleasure at the sound of the singing and the sight of the dancing +soldier and the gay and smartly marching men. In the second file from +the right flank, beside which the carriage passed the company, a blue- +eyed soldier involuntarily attracted notice. It was Dolokhov marching +with particular grace and boldness in time to the song and looking at +those driving past as if he pitied all who were not at that moment +marching with the company. The hussar cornet of Kutuzov's suite who had +mimicked the regimental commander, fell back from the carriage and rode +up to Dolokhov. + +Hussar cornet Zherkov had at one time, in Petersburg, belonged to the +wild set led by Dolokhov. Zherkov had met Dolokhov abroad as a private +and had not seen fit to recognize him. But now that Kutuzov had spoken +to the gentleman ranker, he addressed him with the cordiality of an old +friend. + +"My dear fellow, how are you?" said he through the singing, making his +horse keep pace with the company. + +"How am I?" Dolokhov answered coldly. "I am as you see." + +The lively song gave a special flavor to the tone of free and easy +gaiety with which Zherkov spoke, and to the intentional coldness of +Dolokhov's reply. + +"And how do you get on with the officers?" inquired Zherkov. + +"All right. They are good fellows. And how have you wriggled onto the +staff?" + +"I was attached; I'm on duty." + +Both were silent. + +"She let the hawk fly upward from her wide right sleeve," went the song, +arousing an involuntary sensation of courage and cheerfulness. Their +conversation would probably have been different but for the effect of +that song. + +"Is it true that Austrians have been beaten?" asked Dolokhov. + +"The devil only knows! They say so." + +"I'm glad," answered Dolokhov briefly and clearly, as the song demanded. + +"I say, come round some evening and we'll have a game of faro!" said +Zherkov. + +"Why, have you too much money?" + +"Do come." + +"I can't. I've sworn not to. I won't drink and won't play till I get +reinstated." + +"Well, that's only till the first engagement." + +"We shall see." + +They were again silent. + +"Come if you need anything. One can at least be of use on the staff..." + +Dolokhov smiled. "Don't trouble. If I want anything, I won't beg--I'll +take it!" + +"Well, never mind; I only..." + +"And I only..." + +"Good-bye." + +"Good health..." + + +"It's a long, long way. To my native land..." + +Zherkov touched his horse with the spurs; it pranced excitedly from foot +to foot uncertain with which to start, then settled down, galloped past +the company, and overtook the carriage, still keeping time to the song. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +On returning from the review, Kutuzov took the Austrian general into his +private room and, calling his adjutant, asked for some papers relating +to the condition of the troops on their arrival, and the letters that +had come from the Archduke Ferdinand, who was in command of the advanced +army. Prince Andrew Bolkonski came into the room with the required +papers. Kutuzov and the Austrian member of the Hofkriegsrath were +sitting at the table on which a plan was spread out. + +"Ah!..." said Kutuzov glancing at Bolkonski as if by this exclamation he +was asking the adjutant to wait, and he went on with the conversation in +French. + +"All I can say, General," said he with a pleasant elegance of expression +and intonation that obliged one to listen to each deliberately spoken +word. It was evident that Kutuzov himself listened with pleasure to his +own voice. "All I can say, General, is that if the matter depended on my +personal wishes, the will of His Majesty the Emperor Francis would have +been fulfilled long ago. I should long ago have joined the archduke. And +believe me on my honour that to me personally it would be a pleasure to +hand over the supreme command of the army into the hands of a better +informed and more skillful general--of whom Austria has so many--and to +lay down all this heavy responsibility. But circumstances are sometimes +too strong for us, General." + +And Kutuzov smiled in a way that seemed to say, "You are quite at +liberty not to believe me and I don't even care whether you do or not, +but you have no grounds for telling me so. And that is the whole point." + +The Austrian general looked dissatisfied, but had no option but to reply +in the same tone. + +"On the contrary," he said, in a querulous and angry tone that +contrasted with his flattering words, "on the contrary, your +excellency's participation in the common action is highly valued by His +Majesty; but we think the present delay is depriving the splendid +Russian troops and their commander of the laurels they have been +accustomed to win in their battles," he concluded his evidently +prearranged sentence. + +Kutuzov bowed with the same smile. + +"But that is my conviction, and judging by the last letter with which +His Highness the Archduke Ferdinand has honored me, I imagine that the +Austrian troops, under the direction of so skillful a leader as General +Mack, have by now already gained a decisive victory and no longer need +our aid," said Kutuzov. + +The general frowned. Though there was no definite news of an Austrian +defeat, there were many circumstances confirming the unfavorable rumors +that were afloat, and so Kutuzov's suggestion of an Austrian victory +sounded much like irony. But Kutuzov went on blandly smiling with the +same expression, which seemed to say that he had a right to suppose so. +And, in fact, the last letter he had received from Mack's army informed +him of a victory and stated strategically the position of the army was +very favorable. + +"Give me that letter," said Kutuzov turning to Prince Andrew. "Please +have a look at it"--and Kutuzov with an ironical smile about the corners +of his mouth read to the Austrian general the following passage, in +German, from the Archduke Ferdinand's letter: + +We have fully concentrated forces of nearly seventy thousand men with +which to attack and defeat the enemy should he cross the Lech. Also, as +we are masters of Ulm, we cannot be deprived of the advantage of +commanding both sides of the Danube, so that should the enemy not cross +the Lech, we can cross the Danube, throw ourselves on his line of +communications, recross the river lower down, and frustrate his +intention should he try to direct his whole force against our faithful +ally. We shall therefore confidently await the moment when the Imperial +Russian army will be fully equipped, and shall then, in conjunction with +it, easily find a way to prepare for the enemy the fate he deserves. + +Kutuzov sighed deeply on finishing this paragraph and looked at the +member of the Hofkriegsrath mildly and attentively. + +"But you know the wise maxim your excellency, advising one to expect the +worst," said the Austrian general, evidently wishing to have done with +jests and to come to business. He involuntarily looked round at the +aide-de-camp. + +"Excuse me, General," interrupted Kutuzov, also turning to Prince +Andrew. "Look here, my dear fellow, get from Kozlovski all the reports +from our scouts. Here are two letters from Count Nostitz and here is one +from His Highness the Archduke Ferdinand and here are these," he said, +handing him several papers, "make a neat memorandum in French out of all +this, showing all the news we have had of the movements of the Austrian +army, and then give it to his excellency." + +Prince Andrew bowed his head in token of having understood from the +first not only what had been said but also what Kutuzov would have liked +to tell him. He gathered up the papers and with a bow to both, stepped +softly over the carpet and went out into the waiting room. + +Though not much time had passed since Prince Andrew had left Russia, he +had changed greatly during that period. In the expression of his face, +in his movements, in his walk, scarcely a trace was left of his former +affected languor and indolence. He now looked like a man who has time to +think of the impression he makes on others, but is occupied with +agreeable and interesting work. His face expressed more satisfaction +with himself and those around him, his smile and glance were brighter +and more attractive. + +Kutuzov, whom he had overtaken in Poland, had received him very kindly, +promised not to forget him, distinguished him above the other adjutants, +and had taken him to Vienna and given him the more serious commissions. +From Vienna Kutuzov wrote to his old comrade, Prince Andrew's father. + +Your son bids fair to become an officer distinguished by his industry, +firmness, and expedition. I consider myself fortunate to have such a +subordinate by me. + +On Kutuzov's staff, among his fellow officers and in the army generally, +Prince Andrew had, as he had had in Petersburg society, two quite +opposite reputations. Some, a minority, acknowledged him to be different +from themselves and from everyone else, expected great things of him, +listened to him, admired, and imitated him, and with them Prince Andrew +was natural and pleasant. Others, the majority, disliked him and +considered him conceited, cold, and disagreeable. But among these people +Prince Andrew knew how to take his stand so that they respected and even +feared him. + +Coming out of Kutuzov's room into the waiting room with the papers in +his hand Prince Andrew came up to his comrade, the aide-de-camp on duty, +Kozlovski, who was sitting at the window with a book. + +"Well, Prince?" asked Kozlovski. + +"I am ordered to write a memorandum explaining why we are not +advancing." + +"And why is it?" + +Prince Andrew shrugged his shoulders. + +"Any news from Mack?" + +"No." + +"If it were true that he has been beaten, news would have come." + +"Probably," said Prince Andrew moving toward the outer door. + +But at that instant a tall Austrian general in a greatcoat, with the +order of Maria Theresa on his neck and a black bandage round his head, +who had evidently just arrived, entered quickly, slamming the door. +Prince Andrew stopped short. + +"Commander in Chief Kutuzov?" said the newly arrived general speaking +quickly with a harsh German accent, looking to both sides and advancing +straight toward the inner door. + +"The commander-in-chief is engaged," said Kozlovski, going hurriedly up +to the unknown general and blocking his way to the door. "Whom shall I +announce?" + +The unknown general looked disdainfully down at Kozlovski, who was +rather short, as if surprised that anyone should not know him. + +"The commander-in-chief is engaged," repeated Kozlovski calmly. + +The general's face clouded, his lips quivered and trembled. He took out +a notebook, hurriedly scribbled something in pencil, tore out the leaf, +gave it to Kozlovski, stepped quickly to the window, and threw himself +into a chair, gazing at those in the room as if asking, "Why do they +look at me?" Then he lifted his head, stretched his neck as if he +intended to say something, but immediately, with affected indifference, +began to hum to himself, producing a queer sound which immediately broke +off. The door of the private room opened and Kutuzov appeared in the +doorway. The general with the bandaged head bent forward as though +running away from some danger, and, making long, quick strides with his +thin legs, went up to Kutuzov. + +"Vous voyez le malheureux Mack," he uttered in a broken voice. + +Kutuzov's face as he stood in the open doorway remained perfectly +immobile for a few moments. Then wrinkles ran over his face like a wave +and his forehead became smooth again, he bowed his head respectfully, +closed his eyes, silently let Mack enter his room before him, and closed +the door himself behind him. + +The report which had been circulated that the Austrians had been beaten +and that the whole army had surrendered at Ulm proved to be correct. +Within half an hour adjutants had been sent in various directions with +orders which showed that the Russian troops, who had hitherto been +inactive, would also soon have to meet the enemy. + +Prince Andrew was one of those rare staff officers whose chief interest +lay in the general progress of the war. When he saw Mack and heard the +details of his disaster he understood that half the campaign was lost, +understood all the difficulties of the Russian army's position, and +vividly imagined what awaited it and the part he would have to play. +Involuntarily he felt a joyful agitation at the thought of the +humiliation of arrogant Austria and that in a week's time he might, +perhaps, see and take part in the first Russian encounter with the +French since Suvorov met them. He feared that Bonaparte's genius might +outweigh all the courage of the Russian troops, and at the same time +could not admit the idea of his hero being disgraced. + +Excited and irritated by these thoughts Prince Andrew went toward his +room to write to his father, to whom he wrote every day. In the corridor +he met Nesvitski, with whom he shared a room, and the wag Zherkov; they +were as usual laughing. + +"Why are you so glum?" asked Nesvitski noticing Prince Andrew's pale +face and glittering eyes. + +"There's nothing to be gay about," answered Bolkonski. + +Just as Prince Andrew met Nesvitski and Zherkov, there came toward them +from the other end of the corridor, Strauch, an Austrian general who on +Kutuzov's staff in charge of the provisioning of the Russian army, and +the member of the Hofkriegsrath who had arrived the previous evening. +There was room enough in the wide corridor for the generals to pass the +three officers quite easily, but Zherkov, pushing Nesvitski aside with +his arm, said in a breathless voice, + +"They're coming!... they're coming!... Stand aside, make way, please +make way!" + +The generals were passing by, looking as if they wished to avoid +embarrassing attentions. On the face of the wag Zherkov there suddenly +appeared a stupid smile of glee which he seemed unable to suppress. + +"Your excellency," said he in German, stepping forward and addressing +the Austrian general, "I have the honor to congratulate you." + +He bowed his head and scraped first with one foot and then with the +other, awkwardly, like a child at a dancing lesson. + +The member of the Hofkriegsrath looked at him severely but, seeing the +seriousness of his stupid smile, could not but give him a moment's +attention. He screwed up his eyes showing that he was listening. + +"I have the honor to congratulate you. General Mack has arrived, quite +well, only a little bruised just here," he added, pointing with a +beaming smile to his head. + +The general frowned, turned away, and went on. + +"Gott, wie naiv!" * said he angrily, after he had gone a few steps. + + +* "Good God, what simplicity!" + +Nesvitski with a laugh threw his arms round Prince Andrew, but +Bolkonski, turning still paler, pushed him away with an angry look and +turned to Zherkov. The nervous irritation aroused by the appearance of +Mack, the news of his defeat, and the thought of what lay before the +Russian army found vent in anger at Zherkov's untimely jest. + +"If you, sir, choose to make a buffoon of yourself," he said sharply, +with a slight trembling of the lower jaw, "I can't prevent your doing +so; but I warn you that if you dare to play the fool in my presence, I +will teach you to behave yourself." + +Nesvitski and Zherkov were so surprised by this outburst that they gazed +at Bolkonski silently with wide-open eyes. + +"What's the matter? I only congratulated them," said Zherkov. + +"I am not jesting with you; please be silent!" cried Bolkonski, and +taking Nesvitski's arm he left Zherkov, who did not know what to say. + +"Come, what's the matter, old fellow?" said Nesvitski trying to soothe +him. + +"What's the matter?" exclaimed Prince Andrew standing still in his +excitement. "Don't you understand that either we are officers serving +our Tsar and our country, rejoicing in the successes and grieving at the +misfortunes of our common cause, or we are merely lackeys who care +nothing for their master's business. Quarante mille hommes massacres et +l'armee de nos allies detruite, et vous trouvez la le mot pour rire," * +he said, as if strengthening his views by this French sentence. "C'est +bien pour un garcon de rien comme cet individu dont vous avez fait un +ami, mais pas pour vous, pas pour vous. *(2) Only a hobbledehoy could +amuse himself in this way," he added in Russian--but pronouncing the +word with a French accent--having noticed that Zherkov could still hear +him. + + +* "Forty thousand men massacred and the army of our allies destroyed, +and you find that a cause for jesting!" + +* (2) "It is all very well for that good-for-nothing fellow of whom you +have made a friend, but not for you, not for you." + +He waited a moment to see whether the cornet would answer, but he turned +and went out of the corridor. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +The Pavlograd Hussars were stationed two miles from Braunau. The +squadron in which Nicholas Rostov served as a cadet was quartered in the +German village of Salzeneck. The best quarters in the village were +assigned to cavalry-captain Denisov, the squadron commander, known +throughout the whole cavalry division as Vaska Denisov. Cadet Rostov, +ever since he had overtaken the regiment in Poland, had lived with the +squadron commander. + +On October 11, the day when all was astir at headquarters over the news +of Mack's defeat, the camp life of the officers of this squadron was +proceeding as usual. Denisov, who had been losing at cards all night, +had not yet come home when Rostov rode back early in the morning from a +foraging expedition. Rostov in his cadet uniform, with a jerk to his +horse, rode up to the porch, swung his leg over the saddle with a supple +youthful movement, stood for a moment in the stirrup as if loathe to +part from his horse, and at last sprang down and called to his orderly. + +"Ah, Bondarenko, dear friend!" said he to the hussar who rushed up +headlong to the horse. "Walk him up and down, my dear fellow," he +continued, with that gay brotherly cordiality which goodhearted young +people show to everyone when they are happy. + +"Yes, your excellency," answered the Ukrainian gaily, tossing his head. + +"Mind, walk him up and down well!" + +Another hussar also rushed toward the horse, but Bondarenko had already +thrown the reins of the snaffle bridle over the horse's head. It was +evident that the cadet was liberal with his tips and that it paid to +serve him. Rostov patted the horse's neck and then his flank, and +lingered for a moment. + +"Splendid! What a horse he will be!" he thought with a smile, and +holding up his saber, his spurs jingling, he ran up the steps of the +porch. His landlord, who in a waistcoat and a pointed cap, pitchfork in +hand, was clearing manure from the cowhouse, looked out, and his face +immediately brightened on seeing Rostov. "Schon gut Morgen! Schon gut +Morgen!" * he said winking with a merry smile, evidently pleased to +greet the young man. + + +* "A very good morning! A very good morning!" + +"Schon fleissig?" * said Rostov with the same gay brotherly smile which +did not leave his eager face. "Hoch Oestreicher! Hoch Russen! Kaiser +Alexander hoch!" *(2) said he, quoting words often repeated by the +German landlord. + + +* "Busy already?" + +* (2) "Hurrah for the Austrians! Hurrah for the Russians! Hurrah for +Emperor Alexander!" + +The German laughed, came out of the cowshed, pulled off his cap, and +waving it above his head cried: + +"Und die ganze Welt hoch!" * + + +* "And hurrah for the whole world!" + +Rostov waved his cap above his head like the German and cried laughing, +"Und vivat die ganze Welt!" Though neither the German cleaning his +cowshed nor Rostov back with his platoon from foraging for hay had any +reason for rejoicing, they looked at each other with joyful delight and +brotherly love, wagged their heads in token of their mutual affection, +and parted smiling, the German returning to his cowshed and Rostov going +to the cottage he occupied with Denisov. + +"What about your master?" he asked Lavrushka, Denisov's orderly, whom +all the regiment knew for a rogue. + +"Hasn't been in since the evening. Must have been losing," answered +Lavrushka. "I know by now, if he wins he comes back early to brag about +it, but if he stays out till morning it means he's lost and will come +back in a rage. Will you have coffee?" + +"Yes, bring some." + +Ten minutes later Lavrushka brought the coffee. "He's coming!" said he. +"Now for trouble!" Rostov looked out of the window and saw Denisov +coming home. Denisov was a small man with a red face, sparkling black +eyes, and black tousled mustache and hair. He wore an unfastened cloak, +wide breeches hanging down in creases, and a crumpled shako on the back +of his head. He came up to the porch gloomily, hanging his head. + +"Lavwuska!" he shouted loudly and angrily, "take it off, blockhead!" + +"Well, I am taking it off," replied Lavrushka's voice. + +"Ah, you're up already," said Denisov, entering the room. + +"Long ago," answered Rostov, "I have already been for the hay, and have +seen Fraulein Mathilde." + +"Weally! And I've been losing, bwother. I lost yesterday like a damned +fool!" cried Denisov, not pronouncing his r's. "Such ill luck! Such ill +luck. As soon as you left, it began and went on. Hullo there! Tea!" + +Puckering up his face though smiling, and showing his short strong +teeth, he began with stubby fingers of both hands to ruffle up his thick +tangled black hair. + +"And what devil made me go to that wat?" (an officer nicknamed "the +rat") he said, rubbing his forehead and whole face with both hands. +"Just fancy, he didn't let me win a single cahd, not one cahd." + +He took the lighted pipe that was offered to him, gripped it in his +fist, and tapped it on the floor, making the sparks fly, while he +continued to shout. + +"He lets one win the singles and collahs it as soon as one doubles it; +gives the singles and snatches the doubles!" + +He scattered the burning tobacco, smashed the pipe, and threw it away. +Then he remained silent for a while, and all at once looked cheerfully +with his glittering, black eyes at Rostov. + +"If at least we had some women here; but there's nothing foh one to do +but dwink. If we could only get to fighting soon. Hullo, who's there?" +he said, turning to the door as he heard a tread of heavy boots and the +clinking of spurs that came to a stop, and a respectful cough. + +"The squadron quartermaster!" said Lavrushka. + +Denisov's face puckered still more. + +"Wetched!" he muttered, throwing down a purse with some gold in it. +"Wostov, deah fellow, just see how much there is left and shove the +purse undah the pillow," he said, and went out to the quartermaster. + +Rostov took the money and, mechanically arranging the old and new coins +in separate piles, began counting them. + +"Ah! Telyanin! How d'ye do? They plucked me last night," came Denisov's +voice from the next room. + +"Where? At Bykov's, at the rat's... I knew it," replied a piping voice, +and Lieutenant Telyanin, a small officer of the same squadron, entered +the room. + +Rostov thrust the purse under the pillow and shook the damp little hand +which was offered him. Telyanin for some reason had been transferred +from the Guards just before this campaign. He behaved very well in the +regiment but was not liked; Rostov especially detested him and was +unable to overcome or conceal his groundless antipathy to the man. + +"Well, young cavalryman, how is my Rook behaving?" he asked. (Rook was a +young horse Telyanin had sold to Rostov.) + +The lieutenant never looked the man he was speaking to straight in the +face; his eyes continually wandered from one object to another. + +"I saw you riding this morning..." he added. + +"Oh, he's all right, a good horse," answered Rostov, though the horse +for which he had paid seven hundred rubbles was not worth half that sum. +"He's begun to go a little lame on the left foreleg," he added. + +"The hoof's cracked! That's nothing. I'll teach you what to do and show +you what kind of rivet to use." + +"Yes, please do," said Rostov. + +"I'll show you, I'll show you! It's not a secret. And it's a horse +you'll thank me for." + +"Then I'll have it brought round," said Rostov wishing to avoid +Telyanin, and he went out to give the order. + +In the passage Denisov, with a pipe, was squatting on the threshold +facing the quartermaster who was reporting to him. On seeing Rostov, +Denisov screwed up his face and pointing over his shoulder with his +thumb to the room where Telyanin was sitting, he frowned and gave a +shudder of disgust. + +"Ugh! I don't like that fellow," he said, regardless of the +quartermaster's presence. + +Rostov shrugged his shoulders as much as to say: "Nor do I, but what's +one to do?" and, having given his order, he returned to Telyanin. + +Telyanin was sitting in the same indolent pose in which Rostov had left +him, rubbing his small white hands. + +"Well there certainly are disgusting people," thought Rostov as he +entered. + +"Have you told them to bring the horse?" asked Telyanin, getting up and +looking carelessly about him. + +"I have." + +"Let us go ourselves. I only came round to ask Denisov about yesterday's +order. Have you got it, Denisov?" + +"Not yet. But where are you off to?" + +"I want to teach this young man how to shoe a horse," said Telyanin. + +They went through the porch and into the stable. The lieutenant +explained how to rivet the hoof and went away to his own quarters. + +When Rostov went back there was a bottle of vodka and a sausage on the +table. Denisov was sitting there scratching with his pen on a sheet of +paper. He looked gloomily in Rostov's face and said: "I am witing to +her." + +He leaned his elbows on the table with his pen in his hand and, +evidently glad of a chance to say quicker in words what he wanted to +write, told Rostov the contents of his letter. + +"You see, my fwiend," he said, "we sleep when we don't love. We are +childwen of the dust... but one falls in love and one is a God, one is +pua' as on the first day of cweation... Who's that now? Send him to the +devil, I'm busy!" he shouted to Lavrushka, who went up to him not in the +least abashed. + +"Who should it be? You yourself told him to come. It's the quartermaster +for the money." + +Denisov frowned and was about to shout some reply but stopped. + +"Wetched business," he muttered to himself. "How much is left in the +puhse?" he asked, turning to Rostov. + +"Seven new and three old imperials." + +"Oh, it's wetched! Well, what are you standing there for, you sca'cwow? +Call the quahtehmasteh," he shouted to Lavrushka. + +"Please, Denisov, let me lend you some: I have some, you know," said +Rostov, blushing. + +"Don't like bowwowing from my own fellows, I don't," growled Denisov. + +"But if you won't accept money from me like a comrade, you will offend +me. Really I have some," Rostov repeated. + +"No, I tell you." + +And Denisov went to the bed to get the purse from under the pillow. + +"Where have you put it, Wostov?" + +"Under the lower pillow." + +"It's not there." + +Denisov threw both pillows on the floor. The purse was not there. + +"That's a miwacle." + +"Wait, haven't you dropped it?" said Rostov, picking up the pillows one +at a time and shaking them. + +He pulled off the quilt and shook it. The purse was not there. + +"Dear me, can I have forgotten? No, I remember thinking that you kept it +under your head like a treasure," said Rostov. "I put it just here. +Where is it?" he asked, turning to Lavrushka. + +"I haven't been in the room. It must be where you put it." + +"But it isn't?..." + +"You're always like that; you thwow a thing down anywhere and forget it. +Feel in your pockets." + +"No, if I hadn't thought of it being a treasure," said Rostov, "but I +remember putting it there." + +Lavrushka turned all the bedding over, looked under the bed and under +the table, searched everywhere, and stood still in the middle of the +room. Denisov silently watched Lavrushka's movements, and when the +latter threw up his arms in surprise saying it was nowhere to be found +Denisov glanced at Rostov. + +"Wostov, you've not been playing schoolboy twicks..." + +Rostov felt Denisov's gaze fixed on him, raised his eyes, and instantly +dropped them again. All the blood which had seemed congested somewhere +below his throat rushed to his face and eyes. He could not draw breath. + +"And there hasn't been anyone in the room except the lieutenant and +yourselves. It must be here somewhere," said Lavrushka. + +"Now then, you devil's puppet, look alive and hunt for it!" shouted +Denisov, suddenly, turning purple and rushing at the man with a +threatening gesture. "If the purse isn't found I'll flog you, I'll flog +you all." + +Rostov, his eyes avoiding Denisov, began buttoning his coat, buckled on +his saber, and put on his cap. + +"I must have that purse, I tell you," shouted Denisov, shaking his +orderly by the shoulders and knocking him against the wall. + +"Denisov, let him alone, I know who has taken it," said Rostov, going +toward the door without raising his eyes. Denisov paused, thought a +moment, and, evidently understanding what Rostov hinted at, seized his +arm. + +"Nonsense!" he cried, and the veins on his forehead and neck stood out +like cords. "You are mad, I tell you. I won't allow it. The purse is +here! I'll flay this scoundwel alive, and it will be found." + +"I know who has taken it," repeated Rostov in an unsteady voice, and +went to the door. + +"And I tell you, don't you dahe to do it!" shouted Denisov, rushing at +the cadet to restrain him. + +But Rostov pulled away his arm and, with as much anger as though Denisov +were his worst enemy, firmly fixed his eyes directly on his face. + +"Do you understand what you're saying?" he said in a trembling voice. +"There was no one else in the room except myself. So that if it is not +so, then..." + +He could not finish, and ran out of the room. + +"Ah, may the devil take you and evewybody," were the last words Rostov +heard. + +Rostov went to Telyanin's quarters. + +"The master is not in, he's gone to headquarters," said Telyanin's +orderly. "Has something happened?" he added, surprised at the cadet's +troubled face. + +"No, nothing." + +"You've only just missed him," said the orderly. + +The headquarters were situated two miles away from Salzeneck, and +Rostov, without returning home, took a horse and rode there. There was +an inn in the village which the officers frequented. Rostov rode up to +it and saw Telyanin's horse at the porch. + +In the second room of the inn the lieutenant was sitting over a dish of +sausages and a bottle of wine. + +"Ah, you've come here too, young man!" he said, smiling and raising his +eyebrows. + +"Yes," said Rostov as if it cost him a great deal to utter the word; and +he sat down at the nearest table. + +Both were silent. There were two Germans and a Russian officer in the +room. No one spoke and the only sounds heard were the clatter of knives +and the munching of the lieutenant. + +When Telyanin had finished his lunch he took out of his pocket a double +purse and, drawing its rings aside with his small, white, turned-up +fingers, drew out a gold imperial, and lifting his eyebrows gave it to +the waiter. + +"Please be quick," he said. + +The coin was a new one. Rostov rose and went up to Telyanin. + +"Allow me to look at your purse," he said in a low, almost inaudible, +voice. + +With shifting eyes but eyebrows still raised, Telyanin handed him the +purse. + +"Yes, it's a nice purse. Yes, yes," he said, growing suddenly pale, and +added, "Look at it, young man." + +Rostov took the purse in his hand, examined it and the money in it, and +looked at Telyanin. The lieutenant was looking about in his usual way +and suddenly seemed to grow very merry. + +"If we get to Vienna I'll get rid of it there but in these wretched +little towns there's nowhere to spend it," said he. "Well, let me have +it, young man, I'm going." + +Rostov did not speak. + +"And you? Are you going to have lunch too? They feed you quite decently +here," continued Telyanin. "Now then, let me have it." + +He stretched out his hand to take hold of the purse. Rostov let go of +it. Telyanin took the purse and began carelessly slipping it into the +pocket of his riding breeches, with his eyebrows lifted and his mouth +slightly open, as if to say, "Yes, yes, I am putting my purse in my +pocket and that's quite simple and is no one else's business." + +"Well, young man?" he said with a sigh, and from under his lifted brows +he glanced into Rostov's eyes. + +Some flash as of an electric spark shot from Telyanin's eyes to Rostov's +and back, and back again and again in an instant. + +"Come here," said Rostov, catching hold of Telyanin's arm and almost +dragging him to the window. "That money is Denisov's; you took it..." he +whispered just above Telyanin's ear. + +"What? What? How dare you? What?" said Telyanin. + +But these words came like a piteous, despairing cry and an entreaty for +pardon. As soon as Rostov heard them, an enormous load of doubt fell +from him. He was glad, and at the same instant began to pity the +miserable man who stood before him, but the task he had begun had to be +completed. + +"Heaven only knows what the people here may imagine," muttered Telyanin, +taking up his cap and moving toward a small empty room. "We must have an +explanation..." + +"I know it and shall prove it," said Rostov. + +"I..." + +Every muscle of Telyanin's pale, terrified face began to quiver, his +eyes still shifted from side to side but with a downward look not rising +to Rostov's face, and his sobs were audible. + +"Count!... Don't ruin a young fellow... here is this wretched money, +take it..." He threw it on the table. "I have an old father and +mother!..." + +Rostov took the money, avoiding Telyanin's eyes, and went out of the +room without a word. But at the door he stopped and then retraced his +steps. "O God," he said with tears in his eyes, "how could you do it?" + +"Count..." said Telyanin drawing nearer to him. + +"Don't touch me," said Rostov, drawing back. "If you need it, take the +money," and he threw the purse to him and ran out of the inn. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +That same evening there was an animated discussion among the squadron's +officers in Denisov's quarters. + +"And I tell you, Rostov, that you must apologize to the colonel!" said a +tall, grizzly-haired staff captain, with enormous mustaches and many +wrinkles on his large features, to Rostov who was crimson with +excitement. + +The staff captain, Kirsten, had twice been reduced to the ranks for +affairs of honor and had twice regained his commission. + +"I will allow no one to call me a liar!" cried Rostov. "He told me I +lied, and I told him he lied. And there it rests. He may keep me on duty +every day, or may place me under arrest, but no one can make me +apologize, because if he, as commander of this regiment, thinks it +beneath his dignity to give me satisfaction, then..." + +"You just wait a moment, my dear fellow, and listen," interrupted the +staff captain in his deep bass, calmly stroking his long mustache. "You +tell the colonel in the presence of other officers that an officer has +stolen..." + +"I'm not to blame that the conversation began in the presence of other +officers. Perhaps I ought not to have spoken before them, but I am not a +diplomatist. That's why I joined the hussars, thinking that here one +would not need finesse; and he tells me that I am lying--so let him give +me satisfaction..." + +"That's all right. No one thinks you a coward, but that's not the point. +Ask Denisov whether it is not out of the question for a cadet to demand +satisfaction of his regimental commander?" + +Denisov sat gloomily biting his mustache and listening to the +conversation, evidently with no wish to take part in it. He answered the +staff captain's question by a disapproving shake of his head. + +"You speak to the colonel about this nasty business before other +officers," continued the staff captain, "and Bogdanich" (the colonel was +called Bogdanich) "shuts you up." + +"He did not shut me up, he said I was telling an untruth." + +"Well, have it so, and you talked a lot of nonsense to him and must +apologize." + +"Not on any account!" exclaimed Rostov. + +"I did not expect this of you," said the staff captain seriously and +severely. "You don't wish to apologize, but, man, it's not only to him +but to the whole regiment--all of us--you're to blame all round. The +case is this: you ought to have thought the matter over and taken +advice; but no, you go and blurt it all straight out before the +officers. Now what was the colonel to do? Have the officer tried and +disgrace the whole regiment? Disgrace the whole regiment because of one +scoundrel? Is that how you look at it? We don't see it like that. And +Bogdanich was a brick: he told you you were saying what was not true. +It's not pleasant, but what's to be done, my dear fellow? You landed +yourself in it. And now, when one wants to smooth the thing over, some +conceit prevents your apologizing, and you wish to make the whole affair +public. You are offended at being put on duty a bit, but why not +apologize to an old and honorable officer? Whatever Bogdanich may be, +anyway he is an honorable and brave old colonel! You're quick at taking +offense, but you don't mind disgracing the whole regiment!" The staff +captain's voice began to tremble. "You have been in the regiment next to +no time, my lad, you're here today and tomorrow you'll be appointed +adjutant somewhere and can snap your fingers when it is said 'There are +thieves among the Pavlograd officers!' But it's not all the same to us! +Am I not right, Denisov? It's not the same!" + +Denisov remained silent and did not move, but occasionally looked with +his glittering black eyes at Rostov. + +"You value your own pride and don't wish to apologize," continued the +staff captain, "but we old fellows, who have grown up in and, God +willing, are going to die in the regiment, we prize the honor of the +regiment, and Bogdanich knows it. Oh, we do prize it, old fellow! And +all this is not right, it's not right! You may take offense or not but I +always stick to mother truth. It's not right!" + +And the staff captain rose and turned away from Rostov. + + +"That's twue, devil take it!" shouted Denisov, jumping up. "Now then, +Wostov, now then!" + +Rostov, growing red and pale alternately, looked first at one officer +and then at the other. + +"No, gentlemen, no... you mustn't think... I quite understand. You're +wrong to think that of me... I... for me... for the honor of the +regiment I'd... Ah well, I'll show that in action, and for me the honor +of the flag... Well, never mind, it's true I'm to blame, to blame all +round. Well, what else do you want?..." + +"Come, that's right, Count!" cried the staff captain, turning round and +clapping Rostov on the shoulder with his big hand. + +"I tell you," shouted Denisov, "he's a fine fellow." + +"That's better, Count," said the staff captain, beginning to address +Rostov by his title, as if in recognition of his confession. "Go and +apologize, your excellency. Yes, go!" + +"Gentlemen, I'll do anything. No one shall hear a word from me," said +Rostov in an imploring voice, "but I can't apologize, by God I can't, do +what you will! How can I go and apologize like a little boy asking +forgiveness?" + +Denisov began to laugh. + +"It'll be worse for you. Bogdanich is vindictive and you'll pay for your +obstinacy," said Kirsten. + +"No, on my word it's not obstinacy! I can't describe the feeling. I +can't..." + +"Well, it's as you like," said the staff captain. "And what has become +of that scoundrel?" he asked Denisov. + +"He has weported himself sick, he's to be stwuck off the list tomowwow," +muttered Denisov. + +"It is an illness, there's no other way of explaining it," said the +staff captain. + +"Illness or not, he'd better not cwoss my path. I'd kill him!" shouted +Denisov in a bloodthirsty tone. + +Just then Zherkov entered the room. + +"What brings you here?" cried the officers turning to the newcomer. + +"We're to go into action, gentlemen! Mack has surrendered with his whole +army." + +"It's not true!" + +"I've seen him myself!" + +"What? Saw the real Mack? With hands and feet?" + +"Into action! Into action! Bring him a bottle for such news! But how did +you come here?" + +"I've been sent back to the regiment all on account of that devil, Mack. +An Austrian general complained of me. I congratulated him on Mack's +arrival... What's the matter, Rostov? You look as if you'd just come out +of a hot bath." + +"Oh, my dear fellow, we're in such a stew here these last two days." + +The regimental adjutant came in and confirmed the news brought by +Zherkov. They were under orders to advance next day. + +"We're going into action, gentlemen!" + +"Well, thank God! We've been sitting here too long!" + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Kutuzov fell back toward Vienna, destroying behind him the bridges over +the rivers Inn (at Braunau) and Traun (near Linz). On October 23 the +Russian troops were crossing the river Enns. At midday the Russian +baggage train, the artillery, and columns of troops were defiling +through the town of Enns on both sides of the bridge. + +It was a warm, rainy, autumnal day. The wide expanse that opened out +before the heights on which the Russian batteries stood guarding the +bridge was at times veiled by a diaphanous curtain of slanting rain, and +then, suddenly spread out in the sunlight, far-distant objects could be +clearly seen glittering as though freshly varnished. Down below, the +little town could be seen with its white, red-roofed houses, its +cathedral, and its bridge, on both sides of which streamed jostling +masses of Russian troops. At the bend of the Danube, vessels, an island, +and a castle with a park surrounded by the waters of the confluence of +the Enns and the Danube became visible, and the rocky left bank of the +Danube covered with pine forests, with a mystic background of green +treetops and bluish gorges. The turrets of a convent stood out beyond a +wild virgin pine forest, and far away on the other side of the Enns the +enemy's horse patrols could be discerned. + +Among the field guns on the brow of the hill the general in command of +the rearguard stood with a staff officer, scanning the country through +his fieldglass. A little behind them Nesvitski, who had been sent to the +rearguard by the commander-in-chief, was sitting on the trail of a gun +carriage. A Cossack who accompanied him had handed him a knapsack and a +flask, and Nesvitski was treating some officers to pies and real +doppelkummel. The officers gladly gathered round him, some on their +knees, some squatting Turkish fashion on the wet grass. + +"Yes, the Austrian prince who built that castle was no fool. It's a fine +place! Why are you not eating anything, gentlemen?" Nesvitski was +saying. + +"Thank you very much, Prince," answered one of the officers, pleased to +be talking to a staff officer of such importance. "It's a lovely place! +We passed close to the park and saw two deer... and what a splendid +house!" + +"Look, Prince," said another, who would have dearly liked to take +another pie but felt shy, and therefore pretended to be examining the +countryside--"See, our infantrymen have already got there. Look there in +the meadow behind the village, three of them are dragging something. +They'll ransack that castle," he remarked with evident approval. + +"So they will," said Nesvitski. "No, but what I should like," added he, +munching a pie in his moist-lipped handsome mouth, "would be to slip in +over there." + +He pointed with a smile to a turreted nunnery, and his eyes narrowed and +gleamed. + +"That would be fine, gentlemen!" + +The officers laughed. + +"Just to flutter the nuns a bit. They say there are Italian girls among +them. On my word I'd give five years of my life for it!" + +"They must be feeling dull, too," said one of the bolder officers, +laughing. + +Meanwhile the staff officer standing in front pointed out something to +the general, who looked through his field glass. + +"Yes, so it is, so it is," said the general angrily, lowering the field +glass and shrugging his shoulders, "so it is! They'll be fired on at the +crossing. And why are they dawdling there?" + +On the opposite side the enemy could be seen by the naked eye, and from +their battery a milk-white cloud arose. Then came the distant report of +a shot, and our troops could be seen hurrying to the crossing. + +Nesvitski rose, puffing, and went up to the general, smiling. + +"Would not your excellency like a little refreshment?" he said. + +"It's a bad business," said the general without answering him, "our men +have been wasting time." + +"Hadn't I better ride over, your excellency?" asked Nesvitski. + +"Yes, please do," answered the general, and he repeated the order that +had already once been given in detail: "and tell the hussars that they +are to cross last and to fire the bridge as I ordered; and the +inflammable material on the bridge must be reinspected." + +"Very good," answered Nesvitski. + +He called the Cossack with his horse, told him to put away the knapsack +and flask, and swung his heavy person easily into the saddle. + +"I'll really call in on the nuns," he said to the officers who watched +him smilingly, and he rode off by the winding path down the hill. + +"Now then, let's see how far it will carry, Captain. Just try!" said the +general, turning to an artillery officer. "Have a little fun to pass the +time." + +"Crew, to your guns!" commanded the officer. + +In a moment the men came running gaily from their campfires and began +loading. + +"One!" came the command. + +Number one jumped briskly aside. The gun rang out with a deafening +metallic roar, and a whistling grenade flew above the heads of our +troops below the hill and fell far short of the enemy, a little smoke +showing the spot where it burst. + +The faces of officers and men brightened up at the sound. Everyone got +up and began watching the movements of our troops below, as plainly +visible as if but a stone's throw away, and the movements of the +approaching enemy farther off. At the same instant the sun came fully +out from behind the clouds, and the clear sound of the solitary shot and +the brilliance of the bright sunshine merged in a single joyous and +spirited impression. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Two of the enemy's shots had already flown across the bridge, where +there was a crush. Halfway across stood Prince Nesvitski, who had +alighted from his horse and whose big body was jammed against the +railings. He looked back laughing to the Cossack who stood a few steps +behind him holding two horses by their bridles. Each time Prince +Nesvitski tried to move on, soldiers and carts pushed him back again and +pressed him against the railings, and all he could do was to smile. + +"What a fine fellow you are, friend!" said the Cossack to a convoy +soldier with a wagon, who was pressing onto the infantrymen who were +crowded together close to his wheels and his horses. "What a fellow! You +can't wait a moment! Don't you see the general wants to pass?" + +But the convoyman took no notice of the word "general" and shouted at +the soldiers who were blocking his way. "Hi there, boys! Keep to the +left! Wait a bit." But the soldiers, crowded together shoulder to +shoulder, their bayonets interlocking, moved over the bridge in a dense +mass. Looking down over the rails Prince Nesvitski saw the rapid, noisy +little waves of the Enns, which rippling and eddying round the piles of +the bridge chased each other along. Looking on the bridge he saw equally +uniform living waves of soldiers, shoulder straps, covered shakos, +knapsacks, bayonets, long muskets, and, under the shakos, faces with +broad cheekbones, sunken cheeks, and listless tired expressions, and +feet that moved through the sticky mud that covered the planks of the +bridge. Sometimes through the monotonous waves of men, like a fleck of +white foam on the waves of the Enns, an officer, in a cloak and with a +type of face different from that of the men, squeezed his way along; +sometimes like a chip of wood whirling in the river, an hussar on foot, +an orderly, or a townsman was carried through the waves of infantry; and +sometimes like a log floating down the river, an officers' or company's +baggage wagon, piled high, leather covered, and hemmed in on all sides, +moved across the bridge. + +"It's as if a dam had burst," said the Cossack hopelessly. "Are there +many more of you to come?" + +"A million all but one!" replied a waggish soldier in a torn coat, with +a wink, and passed on followed by another, an old man. + +"If he" (he meant the enemy) "begins popping at the bridge now," said +the old soldier dismally to a comrade, "you'll forget to scratch +yourself." + +That soldier passed on, and after him came another sitting on a cart. + +"Where the devil have the leg bands been shoved to?" said an orderly, +running behind the cart and fumbling in the back of it. + +And he also passed on with the wagon. Then came some merry soldiers who +had evidently been drinking. + +"And then, old fellow, he gives him one in the teeth with the butt end +of his gun..." a soldier whose greatcoat was well tucked up said gaily, +with a wide swing of his arm. + +"Yes, the ham was just delicious..." answered another with a loud laugh. +And they, too, passed on, so that Nesvitski did not learn who had been +struck on the teeth, or what the ham had to do with it. + +"Bah! How they scurry. He just sends a ball and they think they'll all +be killed," a sergeant was saying angrily and reproachfully. + +"As it flies past me, Daddy, the ball I mean," said a young soldier with +an enormous mouth, hardly refraining from laughing, "I felt like dying +of fright. I did, 'pon my word, I got that frightened!" said he, as if +bragging of having been frightened. + +That one also passed. Then followed a cart unlike any that had gone +before. It was a German cart with a pair of horses led by a German, and +seemed loaded with a whole houseful of effects. A fine brindled cow with +a large udder was attached to the cart behind. A woman with an unweaned +baby, an old woman, and a healthy German girl with bright red cheeks +were sitting on some feather beds. Evidently these fugitives were +allowed to pass by special permission. The eyes of all the soldiers +turned toward the women, and while the vehicle was passing at foot pace +all the soldiers' remarks related to the two young ones. Every face bore +almost the same smile, expressing unseemly thoughts about the women. + +"Just see, the German sausage is making tracks, too!" + +"Sell me the missis," said another soldier, addressing the German, who, +angry and frightened, strode energetically along with downcast eyes. + +"See how smart she's made herself! Oh, the devils!" + +"There, Fedotov, you should be quartered on them!" + +"I have seen as much before now, mate!" + +"Where are you going?" asked an infantry officer who was eating an +apple, also half smiling as he looked at the handsome girl. + +The German closed his eyes, signifying that he did not understand. + +"Take it if you like," said the officer, giving the girl an apple. + +The girl smiled and took it. Nesvitski like the rest of the men on the +bridge did not take his eyes off the women till they had passed. When +they had gone by, the same stream of soldiers followed, with the same +kind of talk, and at last all stopped. As often happens, the horses of a +convoy wagon became restive at the end of the bridge, and the whole +crowd had to wait. + +"And why are they stopping? There's no proper order!" said the soldiers. +"Where are you shoving to? Devil take you! Can't you wait? It'll be +worse if he fires the bridge. See, here's an officer jammed in too"-- +different voices were saying in the crowd, as the men looked at one +another, and all pressed toward the exit from the bridge. + +Looking down at the waters of the Enns under the bridge, Nesvitski +suddenly heard a sound new to him, of something swiftly approaching... +something big, that splashed into the water. + +"Just see where it carries to!" a soldier near by said sternly, looking +round at the sound. + +"Encouraging us to get along quicker," said another uneasily. + +The crowd moved on again. Nesvitski realized that it was a cannon ball. + +"Hey, Cossack, my horse!" he said. "Now, then, you there! get out of the +way! Make way!" + +With great difficulty he managed to get to his horse, and shouting +continually he moved on. The soldiers squeezed themselves to make way +for him, but again pressed on him so that they jammed his leg, and those +nearest him were not to blame for they were themselves pressed still +harder from behind. + +"Nesvitski, Nesvitski! you numskull!" came a hoarse voice from behind +him. + +Nesvitski looked round and saw, some fifteen paces away but separated by +the living mass of moving infantry, Vaska Denisov, red and shaggy, with +his cap on the back of his black head and a cloak hanging jauntily over +his shoulder. + +"Tell these devils, these fiends, to let me pass!" shouted Denisov +evidently in a fit of rage, his coal-black eyes with their bloodshot +whites glittering and rolling as he waved his sheathed saber in a small +bare hand as red as his face. + +"Ah, Vaska!" joyfully replied Nesvitski. "What's up with you?" + +"The squadwon can't pass," shouted Vaska Denisov, showing his white +teeth fiercely and spurring his black thoroughbred Arab, which twitched +its ears as the bayonets touched it, and snorted, spurting white foam +from his bit, tramping the planks of the bridge with his hoofs, and +apparently ready to jump over the railings had his rider let him. "What +is this? They're like sheep! Just like sheep! Out of the way!... Let us +pass!... Stop there, you devil with the cart! I'll hack you with my +saber!" he shouted, actually drawing his saber from its scabbard and +flourishing it. + +The soldiers crowded against one another with terrified faces, and +Denisov joined Nesvitski. + +"How's it you're not drunk today?" said Nesvitski when the other had +ridden up to him. + +"They don't even give one time to dwink!" answered Vaska Denisov. "They +keep dwagging the wegiment to and fwo all day. If they mean to fight, +let's fight. But the devil knows what this is." + +"What a dandy you are today!" said Nesvitski, looking at Denisov's new +cloak and saddlecloth. + +Denisov smiled, took out of his sabretache a handkerchief that diffused +a smell of perfume, and put it to Nesvitski's nose. + +"Of course. I'm going into action! I've shaved, bwushed my teeth, and +scented myself." + +The imposing figure of Nesvitski followed by his Cossack, and the +determination of Denisov who flourished his sword and shouted +frantically, had such an effect that they managed to squeeze through to +the farther side of the bridge and stopped the infantry. Beside the +bridge Nesvitski found the colonel to whom he had to deliver the order, +and having done this he rode back. + +Having cleared the way Denisov stopped at the end of the bridge. +Carelessly holding in his stallion that was neighing and pawing the +ground, eager to rejoin its fellows, he watched his squadron draw +nearer. Then the clang of hoofs, as of several horses galloping, +resounded on the planks of the bridge, and the squadron, officers in +front and men four abreast, spread across the bridge and began to emerge +on his side of it. + +The infantry who had been stopped crowded near the bridge in the +trampled mud and gazed with that particular feeling of ill-will, +estrangement, and ridicule with which troops of different arms usually +encounter one another at the clean, smart hussars who moved past them in +regular order. + +"Smart lads! Only fit for a fair!" said one. + +"What good are they? They're led about just for show!" remarked another. + +"Don't kick up the dust, you infantry!" jested an hussar whose prancing +horse had splashed mud over some foot soldiers. + +"I'd like to put you on a two days' march with a knapsack! Your fine +cords would soon get a bit rubbed," said an infantryman, wiping the mud +off his face with his sleeve. "Perched up there, you're more like a bird +than a man." + +"There now, Zikin, they ought to put you on a horse. You'd look fine," +said a corporal, chaffing a thin little soldier who bent under the +weight of his knapsack. + +"Take a stick between your legs, that'll suit you for a horse!" the +hussar shouted back. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +The last of the infantry hurriedly crossed the bridge, squeezing +together as they approached it as if passing through a funnel. At last +the baggage wagons had all crossed, the crush was less, and the last +battalion came onto the bridge. Only Denisov's squadron of hussars +remained on the farther side of the bridge facing the enemy, who could +be seen from the hill on the opposite bank but was not yet visible from +the bridge, for the horizon as seen from the valley through which the +river flowed was formed by the rising ground only half a mile away. At +the foot of the hill lay wasteland over which a few groups of our +Cossack scouts were moving. Suddenly on the road at the top of the high +ground, artillery and troops in blue uniform were seen. These were the +French. A group of Cossack scouts retired down the hill at a trot. All +the officers and men of Denisov's squadron, though they tried to talk of +other things and to look in other directions, thought only of what was +there on the hilltop, and kept constantly looking at the patches +appearing on the skyline, which they knew to be the enemy's troops. The +weather had cleared again since noon and the sun was descending brightly +upon the Danube and the dark hills around it. It was calm, and at +intervals the bugle calls and the shouts of the enemy could be heard +from the hill. There was no one now between the squadron and the enemy +except a few scattered skirmishers. An empty space of some seven hundred +yards was all that separated them. The enemy ceased firing, and that +stern, threatening, inaccessible, and intangible line which separates +two hostile armies was all the more clearly felt. + +"One step beyond that boundary line which resembles the line dividing +the living from the dead lies uncertainty, suffering, and death. And +what is there? Who is there?--there beyond that field, that tree, that +roof lit up by the sun? No one knows, but one wants to know. You fear +and yet long to cross that line, and know that sooner or later it must +be crossed and you will have to find out what is there, just as you will +inevitably have to learn what lies the other side of death. But you are +strong, healthy, cheerful, and excited, and are surrounded by other such +excitedly animated and healthy men." So thinks, or at any rate feels, +anyone who comes in sight of the enemy, and that feeling gives a +particular glamour and glad keenness of impression to everything that +takes place at such moments. + +On the high ground where the enemy was, the smoke of a cannon rose, and +a ball flew whistling over the heads of the hussar squadron. The +officers who had been standing together rode off to their places. The +hussars began carefully aligning their horses. Silence fell on the whole +squadron. All were looking at the enemy in front and at the squadron +commander, awaiting the word of command. A second and a third cannon +ball flew past. Evidently they were firing at the hussars, but the balls +with rapid rhythmic whistle flew over the heads of the horsemen and fell +somewhere beyond them. The hussars did not look round, but at the sound +of each shot, as at the word of command, the whole squadron with its +rows of faces so alike yet so different, holding its breath while the +ball flew past, rose in the stirrups and sank back again. The soldiers +without turning their heads glanced at one another, curious to see their +comrades' impression. Every face, from Denisov's to that of the bugler, +showed one common expression of conflict, irritation, and excitement, +around chin and mouth. The quartermaster frowned, looking at the +soldiers as if threatening to punish them. Cadet Mironov ducked every +time a ball flew past. Rostov on the left flank, mounted on his Rook--a +handsome horse despite its game leg--had the happy air of a schoolboy +called up before a large audience for an examination in which he feels +sure he will distinguish himself. He was glancing at everyone with a +clear, bright expression, as if asking them to notice how calmly he sat +under fire. But despite himself, on his face too that same indication of +something new and stern showed round the mouth. + +"Who's that curtseying there? Cadet Miwonov! That's not wight! Look at +me," cried Denisov who, unable to keep still on one spot, kept turning +his horse in front of the squadron. + +The black, hairy, snub-nosed face of Vaska Denisov, and his whole short +sturdy figure with the sinewy hairy hand and stumpy fingers in which he +held the hilt of his naked saber, looked just as it usually did, +especially toward evening when he had emptied his second bottle; he was +only redder than usual. With his shaggy head thrown back like birds when +they drink, pressing his spurs mercilessly into the sides of his good +horse, Bedouin, and sitting as though falling backwards in the saddle, +he galloped to the other flank of the squadron and shouted in a hoarse +voice to the men to look to their pistols. He rode up to Kirsten. The +staff captain on his broad-backed, steady mare came at a walk to meet +him. His face with its long mustache was serious as always, only his +eyes were brighter than usual. + +"Well, what about it?" said he to Denisov. "It won't come to a fight. +You'll see--we shall retire." + +"The devil only knows what they're about!" muttered Denisov. "Ah, +Wostov," he cried noticing the cadet's bright face, "you've got it at +last." + +And he smiled approvingly, evidently pleased with the cadet. Rostov felt +perfectly happy. Just then the commander appeared on the bridge. Denisov +galloped up to him. + +"Your excellency! Let us attack them! I'll dwive them off." + +"Attack indeed!" said the colonel in a bored voice, puckering up his +face as if driving off a troublesome fly. "And why are you stopping +here? Don't you see the skirmishers are retreating? Lead the squadron +back." + +The squadron crossed the bridge and drew out of range of fire without +having lost a single man. The second squadron that had been in the front +line followed them across and the last Cossacks quitted the farther side +of the river. + +The two Pavlograd squadrons, having crossed the bridge, retired up the +hill one after the other. Their colonel, Karl Bogdanich Schubert, came +up to Denisov's squadron and rode at a footpace not far from Rostov, +without taking any notice of him although they were now meeting for the +first time since their encounter concerning Telyanin. Rostov, feeling +that he was at the front and in the power of a man toward whom he now +admitted that he had been to blame, did not lift his eyes from the +colonel's athletic back, his nape covered with light hair, and his red +neck. It seemed to Rostov that Bogdanich was only pretending not to +notice him, and that his whole aim now was to test the cadet's courage, +so he drew himself up and looked around him merrily; then it seemed to +him that Bogdanich rode so near in order to show him his courage. Next +he thought that his enemy would send the squadron on a desperate attack +just to punish him--Rostov. Then he imagined how, after the attack, +Bogdanich would come up to him as he lay wounded and would magnanimously +extend the hand of reconciliation. + +The high-shouldered figure of Zherkov, familiar to the Pavlograds as he +had but recently left their regiment, rode up to the colonel. After his +dismissal from headquarters Zherkov had not remained in the regiment, +saying he was not such a fool as to slave at the front when he could get +more rewards by doing nothing on the staff, and had succeeded in +attaching himself as an orderly officer to Prince Bagration. He now came +to his former chief with an order from the commander of the rear guard. + +"Colonel," he said, addressing Rostov's enemy with an air of gloomy +gravity and glancing round at his comrades, "there is an order to stop +and fire the bridge." + +"An order to who?" asked the colonel morosely. + +"I don't myself know 'to who,'" replied the cornet in a serious tone, +"but the prince told me to 'go and tell the colonel that the hussars +must return quickly and fire the bridge.'" + +Zherkov was followed by an officer of the suite who rode up to the +colonel of hussars with the same order. After him the stout Nesvitski +came galloping up on a Cossack horse that could scarcely carry his +weight. + +"How's this, Colonel?" he shouted as he approached. "I told you to fire +the bridge, and now someone has gone and blundered; they are all beside +themselves over there and one can't make anything out." + +The colonel deliberately stopped the regiment and turned to Nesvitski. + +"You spoke to me of inflammable material," said he, "but you said +nothing about firing it." + +"But, my dear sir," said Nesvitski as he drew up, taking off his cap and +smoothing his hair wet with perspiration with his plump hand, "wasn't I +telling you to fire the bridge, when inflammable material had been put +in position?" + +"I am not your 'dear sir,' Mr. Staff Officer, and you did not tell me to +burn the bridge! I know the service, and it is my habit orders strictly +to obey. You said the bridge would be burned, but who would it burn, I +could not know by the holy spirit!" + +"Ah, that's always the way!" said Nesvitski with a wave of the hand. +"How did you get here?" said he, turning to Zherkov. + +"On the same business. But you are damp! Let me wring you out!" + +"You were saying, Mr. Staff Officer..." continued the colonel in an +offended tone. + +"Colonel," interrupted the officer of the suite, "You must be quick or +the enemy will bring up his guns to use grapeshot." + +The colonel looked silently at the officer of the suite, at the stout +staff officer, and at Zherkov, and he frowned. + +"I will the bridge fire," he said in a solemn tone as if to announce +that in spite of all the unpleasantness he had to endure he would still +do the right thing. + +Striking his horse with his long muscular legs as if it were to blame +for everything, the colonel moved forward and ordered the second +squadron, that in which Rostov was serving under Denisov, to return to +the bridge. + +"There, it's just as I thought," said Rostov to himself. "He wishes to +test me!" His heart contracted and the blood rushed to his face. "Let +him see whether I am a coward!" he thought. + +Again on all the bright faces of the squadron the serious expression +appeared that they had worn when under fire. Rostov watched his enemy, +the colonel, closely--to find in his face confirmation of his own +conjecture, but the colonel did not once glance at Rostov, and looked as +he always did when at the front, solemn and stern. Then came the word of +command. + +"Look sharp! Look sharp!" several voices repeated around him. + +Their sabers catching in the bridles and their spurs jingling, the +hussars hastily dismounted, not knowing what they were to do. The men +were crossing themselves. Rostov no longer looked at the colonel, he had +no time. He was afraid of falling behind the hussars, so much afraid +that his heart stood still. His hand trembled as he gave his horse into +an orderly's charge, and he felt the blood rush to his heart with a +thud. Denisov rode past him, leaning back and shouting something. Rostov +saw nothing but the hussars running all around him, their spurs catching +and their sabers clattering. + +"Stretchers!" shouted someone behind him. + +Rostov did not think what this call for stretchers meant; he ran on, +trying only to be ahead of the others; but just at the bridge, not +looking at the ground, he came on some sticky, trodden mud, stumbled, +and fell on his hands. The others outstripped him. + +"At boss zides, Captain," he heard the voice of the colonel, who, having +ridden ahead, had pulled up his horse near the bridge, with a +triumphant, cheerful face. + +Rostov wiping his muddy hands on his breeches looked at his enemy and +was about to run on, thinking that the farther he went to the front the +better. But Bogdanich, without looking at or recognizing Rostov, shouted +to him: + +"Who's that running on the middle of the bridge? To the right! Come +back, Cadet!" he cried angrily; and turning to Denisov, who, showing off +his courage, had ridden on to the planks of the bridge: + +"Why run risks, Captain? You should dismount," he said. + +"Oh, every bullet has its billet," answered Vaska Denisov, turning in +his saddle. + +Meanwhile Nesvitski, Zherkov, and the officer of the suite were standing +together out of range of the shots, watching, now the small group of men +with yellow shakos, dark-green jackets braided with cord, and blue +riding breeches, who were swarming near the bridge, and then at what was +approaching in the distance from the opposite side--the blue uniforms +and groups with horses, easily recognizable as artillery. + +"Will they burn the bridge or not? Who'll get there first? Will they get +there and fire the bridge or will the French get within grapeshot range +and wipe them out?" These were the questions each man of the troops on +the high ground above the bridge involuntarily asked himself with a +sinking heart--watching the bridge and the hussars in the bright evening +light and the blue tunics advancing from the other side with their +bayonets and guns. + +"Ugh. The hussars will get it hot!" said Nesvitski; "they are within +grapeshot range now." + +"He shouldn't have taken so many men," said the officer of the suite. + +"True enough," answered Nesvitski; "two smart fellows could have done +the job just as well." + +"Ah, your excellency," put in Zherkov, his eyes fixed on the hussars, +but still with that naive air that made it impossible to know whether he +was speaking in jest or in earnest. "Ah, your excellency! How you look +at things! Send two men? And who then would give us the Vladimir medal +and ribbon? But now, even if they do get peppered, the squadron may be +recommended for honors and he may get a ribbon. Our Bogdanich knows how +things are done." + +"There now!" said the officer of the suite, "that's grapeshot." + +He pointed to the French guns, the limbers of which were being detached +and hurriedly removed. + +On the French side, amid the groups with cannon, a cloud of smoke +appeared, then a second and a third almost simultaneously, and at the +moment when the first report was heard a fourth was seen. Then two +reports one after another, and a third. + +"Oh! Oh!" groaned Nesvitski as if in fierce pain, seizing the officer of +the suite by the arm. "Look! A man has fallen! Fallen, fallen!" + +"Two, I think." + +"If I were Tsar I would never go to war," said Nesvitski, turning away. + +The French guns were hastily reloaded. The infantry in their blue +uniforms advanced toward the bridge at a run. Smoke appeared again but +at irregular intervals, and grapeshot cracked and rattled onto the +bridge. But this time Nesvitski could not see what was happening there, +as a dense cloud of smoke arose from it. The hussars had succeeded in +setting it on fire and the French batteries were now firing at them, no +longer to hinder them but because the guns were trained and there was +someone to fire at. + +The French had time to fire three rounds of grapeshot before the hussars +got back to their horses. Two were misdirected and the shot went too +high, but the last round fell in the midst of a group of hussars and +knocked three of them over. + +Rostov, absorbed by his relations with Bogdanich, had paused on the +bridge not knowing what to do. There was no one to hew down (as he had +always imagined battles to himself), nor could he help to fire the +bridge because he had not brought any burning straw with him like the +other soldiers. He stood looking about him, when suddenly he heard a +rattle on the bridge as if nuts were being spilt, and the hussar nearest +to him fell against the rails with a groan. Rostov ran up to him with +the others. Again someone shouted, "Stretchers!" Four men seized the +hussar and began lifting him. + +"Oooh! For Christ's sake let me alone!" cried the wounded man, but still +he was lifted and laid on the stretcher. + +Nicholas Rostov turned away and, as if searching for something, gazed +into the distance, at the waters of the Danube, at the sky, and at the +sun. How beautiful the sky looked; how blue, how calm, and how deep! How +bright and glorious was the setting sun! With what soft glitter the +waters of the distant Danube shone. And fairer still were the faraway +blue mountains beyond the river, the nunnery, the mysterious gorges, and +the pine forests veiled in the mist of their summits... There was peace +and happiness... "I should wish for nothing else, nothing, if only I +were there," thought Rostov. "In myself alone and in that sunshine there +is so much happiness; but here... groans, suffering, fear, and this +uncertainty and hurry... There--they are shouting again, and again are +all running back somewhere, and I shall run with them, and it, death, is +here above me and around... Another instant and I shall never again see +the sun, this water, that gorge!..." + +At that instant the sun began to hide behind the clouds, and other +stretchers came into view before Rostov. And the fear of death and of +the stretchers, and love of the sun and of life, all merged into one +feeling of sickening agitation. + +"O Lord God! Thou who art in that heaven, save, forgive, and protect +me!" Rostov whispered. + +The hussars ran back to the men who held their horses; their voices +sounded louder and calmer, the stretchers disappeared from sight. + +"Well, fwiend? So you've smelt powdah!" shouted Vaska Denisov just above +his ear. + +"It's all over; but I am a coward--yes, a coward!" thought Rostov, and +sighing deeply he took Rook, his horse, which stood resting one foot, +from the orderly and began to mount. + +"Was that grapeshot?" he asked Denisov. + +"Yes and no mistake!" cried Denisov. "You worked like wegular bwicks and +it's nasty work! An attack's pleasant work! Hacking away at the dogs! +But this sort of thing is the very devil, with them shooting at you like +a target." + +And Denisov rode up to a group that had stopped near Rostov, composed of +the colonel, Nesvitski, Zherkov, and the officer from the suite. + +"Well, it seems that no one has noticed," thought Rostov. And this was +true. No one had taken any notice, for everyone knew the sensation which +the cadet under fire for the first time had experienced. + +"Here's something for you to report," said Zherkov. "See if I don't get +promoted to a sublieutenancy." + +"Inform the prince that I the bridge fired!" said the colonel +triumphantly and gaily. + +"And if he asks about the losses?" + +"A trifle," said the colonel in his bass voice: "two hussars wounded, +and one knocked out," he added, unable to restrain a happy smile, and +pronouncing the phrase "knocked out" with ringing distinctness. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Pursued by the French army of a hundred thousand men under the command +of Bonaparte, encountering a population that was unfriendly to it, +losing confidence in its allies, suffering from shortness of supplies, +and compelled to act under conditions of war unlike anything that had +been foreseen, the Russian army of thirty-five thousand men commanded by +Kutuzov was hurriedly retreating along the Danube, stopping where +overtaken by the enemy and fighting rearguard actions only as far as +necessary to enable it to retreat without losing its heavy equipment. +There had been actions at Lambach, Amstetten, and Melk; but despite the +courage and endurance--acknowledged even by the enemy--with which the +Russians fought, the only consequence of these actions was a yet more +rapid retreat. Austrian troops that had escaped capture at Ulm and had +joined Kutuzov at Braunau now separated from the Russian army, and +Kutuzov was left with only his own weak and exhausted forces. The +defense of Vienna was no longer to be thought of. Instead of an +offensive, the plan of which, carefully prepared in accord with the +modern science of strategics, had been handed to Kutuzov when he was in +Vienna by the Austrian Hofkriegsrath, the sole and almost unattainable +aim remaining for him was to effect a junction with the forces that were +advancing from Russia, without losing his army as Mack had done at Ulm. + +On the twenty-eighth of October Kutuzov with his army crossed to the +left bank of the Danube and took up a position for the first time with +the river between himself and the main body of the French. On the +thirtieth he attacked Mortier's division, which was on the left bank, +and broke it up. In this action for the first time trophies were taken: +banners, cannon, and two enemy generals. For the first time, after a +fortnight's retreat, the Russian troops had halted and after a fight had +not only held the field but had repulsed the French. Though the troops +were ill-clad, exhausted, and had lost a third of their number in +killed, wounded, sick, and stragglers; though a number of sick and +wounded had been abandoned on the other side of the Danube with a letter +in which Kutuzov entrusted them to the humanity of the enemy; and though +the big hospitals and the houses in Krems converted into military +hospitals could no longer accommodate all the sick and wounded, yet the +stand made at Krems and the victory over Mortier raised the spirits of +the army considerably. Throughout the whole army and at headquarters +most joyful though erroneous rumors were rife of the imaginary approach +of columns from Russia, of some victory gained by the Austrians, and of +the retreat of the frightened Bonaparte. + +Prince Andrew during the battle had been in attendance on the Austrian +General Schmidt, who was killed in the action. His horse had been +wounded under him and his own arm slightly grazed by a bullet. As a mark +of the commander-in-chief's special favor he was sent with the news of +this victory to the Austrian court, now no longer at Vienna (which was +threatened by the French) but at Brunn. Despite his apparently delicate +build Prince Andrew could endure physical fatigue far better than many +very muscular men, and on the night of the battle, having arrived at +Krems excited but not weary, with dispatches from Dokhturov to Kutuzov, +he was sent immediately with a special dispatch to Brunn. To be so sent +meant not only a reward but an important step toward promotion. + +The night was dark but starry, the road showed black in the snow that +had fallen the previous day--the day of the battle. Reviewing his +impressions of the recent battle, picturing pleasantly to himself the +impression his news of a victory would create, or recalling the send-off +given him by the commander-in-chief and his fellow officers, Prince +Andrew was galloping along in a post chaise enjoying the feelings of a +man who has at length begun to attain a long-desired happiness. As soon +as he closed his eyes his ears seemed filled with the rattle of the +wheels and the sensation of victory. Then he began to imagine that the +Russians were running away and that he himself was killed, but he +quickly roused himself with a feeling of joy, as if learning afresh that +this was not so but that on the contrary the French had run away. He +again recalled all the details of the victory and his own calm courage +during the battle, and feeling reassured he dozed off.... The dark +starry night was followed by a bright cheerful morning. The snow was +thawing in the sunshine, the horses galloped quickly, and on both sides +of the road were forests of different kinds, fields, and villages. + +At one of the post stations he overtook a convoy of Russian wounded. The +Russian officer in charge of the transport lolled back in the front +cart, shouting and scolding a soldier with coarse abuse. In each of the +long German carts six or more pale, dirty, bandaged men were being +jolted over the stony road. Some of them were talking (he heard Russian +words), others were eating bread; the more severely wounded looked +silently, with the languid interest of sick children, at the envoy +hurrying past them. + +Prince Andrew told his driver to stop, and asked a soldier in what +action they had been wounded. "Day before yesterday, on the Danube," +answered the soldier. Prince Andrew took out his purse and gave the +soldier three gold pieces. + +"That's for them all," he said to the officer who came up. + +"Get well soon, lads!" he continued, turning to the soldiers. "There's +plenty to do still." + +"What news, sir?" asked the officer, evidently anxious to start a +conversation. + +"Good news!... Go on!" he shouted to the driver, and they galloped on. + +It was already quite dark when Prince Andrew rattled over the paved +streets of Brunn and found himself surrounded by high buildings, the +lights of shops, houses, and street lamps, fine carriages, and all that +atmosphere of a large and active town which is always so attractive to a +soldier after camp life. Despite his rapid journey and sleepless night, +Prince Andrew when he drove up to the palace felt even more vigorous and +alert than he had done the day before. Only his eyes gleamed feverishly +and his thoughts followed one another with extraordinary clearness and +rapidity. He again vividly recalled the details of the battle, no longer +dim, but definite and in the concise form in which he imagined himself +stating them to the Emperor Francis. He vividly imagined the casual +questions that might be put to him and the answers he would give. He +expected to be at once presented to the Emperor. At the chief entrance +to the palace, however, an official came running out to meet him, and +learning that he was a special messenger led him to another entrance. + +"To the right from the corridor, Euer Hochgeboren! There you will find +the adjutant on duty," said the official. "He will conduct you to the +Minister of War." + +The adjutant on duty, meeting Prince Andrew, asked him to wait, and went +in to the Minister of War. Five minutes later he returned and bowing +with particular courtesy ushered Prince Andrew before him along a +corridor to the cabinet where the Minister of War was at work. The +adjutant by his elaborate courtesy appeared to wish to ward off any +attempt at familiarity on the part of the Russian messenger. + +Prince Andrew's joyous feeling was considerably weakened as he +approached the door of the minister's room. He felt offended, and +without his noticing it the feeling of offense immediately turned into +one of disdain which was quite uncalled for. His fertile mind instantly +suggested to him a point of view which gave him a right to despise the +adjutant and the minister. "Away from the smell of powder, they probably +think it easy to gain victories!" he thought. His eyes narrowed +disdainfully, he entered the room of the Minister of War with peculiarly +deliberate steps. This feeling of disdain was heightened when he saw the +minister seated at a large table reading some papers and making pencil +notes on them, and for the first two or three minutes taking no notice +of his arrival. A wax candle stood at each side of the minister's bent +bald head with its gray temples. He went on reading to the end, without +raising his eyes at the opening of the door and the sound of footsteps. + +"Take this and deliver it," said he to his adjutant, handing him the +papers and still taking no notice of the special messenger. + +Prince Andrew felt that either the actions of Kutuzov's army interested +the Minister of War less than any of the other matters he was concerned +with, or he wanted to give the Russian special messenger that +impression. "But that is a matter of perfect indifference to me," he +thought. The minister drew the remaining papers together, arranged them +evenly, and then raised his head. He had an intellectual and distinctive +head, but the instant he turned to Prince Andrew the firm, intelligent +expression on his face changed in a way evidently deliberate and +habitual to him. His face took on the stupid artificial smile (which +does not even attempt to hide its artificiality) of a man who is +continually receiving many petitioners one after another. + +"From General Field Marshal Kutuzov?" he asked. "I hope it is good news? +There has been an encounter with Mortier? A victory? It was high time!" + +He took the dispatch which was addressed to him and began to read it +with a mournful expression. + +"Oh, my God! My God! Schmidt!" he exclaimed in German. "What a calamity! +What a calamity!" + +Having glanced through the dispatch he laid it on the table and looked +at Prince Andrew, evidently considering something. + +"Ah what a calamity! You say the affair was decisive? But Mortier is not +captured." Again he pondered. "I am very glad you have brought good +news, though Schmidt's death is a heavy price to pay for the victory. +His Majesty will no doubt wish to see you, but not today. I thank you! +You must have a rest. Be at the levee tomorrow after the parade. +However, I will let you know." + +The stupid smile, which had left his face while he was speaking, +reappeared. + +"Au revoir! Thank you very much. His Majesty will probably desire to see +you," he added, bowing his head. + +When Prince Andrew left the palace he felt that all the interest and +happiness the victory had afforded him had been now left in the +indifferent hands of the Minister of War and the polite adjutant. The +whole tenor of his thoughts instantaneously changed; the battle seemed +the memory of a remote event long past. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Prince Andrew stayed at Brunn with Bilibin, a Russian acquaintance of +his in the diplomatic service. + +"Ah, my dear prince! I could not have a more welcome visitor," said +Bilibin as he came out to meet Prince Andrew. "Franz, put the prince's +things in my bedroom," said he to the servant who was ushering Bolkonski +in. "So you're a messenger of victory, eh? Splendid! And I am sitting +here ill, as you see." + +After washing and dressing, Prince Andrew came into the diplomat's +luxurious study and sat down to the dinner prepared for him. Bilibin +settled down comfortably beside the fire. + +After his journey and the campaign during which he had been deprived of +all the comforts of cleanliness and all the refinements of life, Prince +Andrew felt a pleasant sense of repose among luxurious surroundings such +as he had been accustomed to from childhood. Besides it was pleasant, +after his reception by the Austrians, to speak if not in Russian (for +they were speaking French) at least with a Russian who would, he +supposed, share the general Russian antipathy to the Austrians which was +then particularly strong. + +Bilibin was a man of thirty-five, a bachelor, and of the same circle as +Prince Andrew. They had known each other previously in Petersburg, but +had become more intimate when Prince Andrew was in Vienna with Kutuzov. +Just as Prince Andrew was a young man who gave promise of rising high in +the military profession, so to an even greater extent Bilibin gave +promise of rising in his diplomatic career. He still a young man but no +longer a young diplomat, as he had entered the service at the age of +sixteen, had been in Paris and Copenhagen, and now held a rather +important post in Vienna. Both the foreign minister and our ambassador +in Vienna knew him and valued him. He was not one of those many +diplomats who are esteemed because they have certain negative qualities, +avoid doing certain things, and speak French. He was one of those, who, +liking work, knew how to do it, and despite his indolence would +sometimes spend a whole night at his writing table. He worked well +whatever the import of his work. It was not the question "What for?" but +the question "How?" that interested him. What the diplomatic matter +might be he did not care, but it gave him great pleasure to prepare a +circular, memorandum, or report, skillfully, pointedly, and elegantly. +Bilibin's services were valued not only for what he wrote, but also for +his skill in dealing and conversing with those in the highest spheres. + +Bilibin liked conversation as he liked work, only when it could be made +elegantly witty. In society he always awaited an opportunity to say +something striking and took part in a conversation only when that was +possible. His conversation was always sprinkled with wittily original, +finished phrases of general interest. These sayings were prepared in the +inner laboratory of his mind in a portable form as if intentionally, so +that insignificant society people might carry them from drawing room to +drawing room. And, in fact, Bilibin's witticisms were hawked about in +the Viennese drawing rooms and often had an influence on matters +considered important. + +His thin, worn, sallow face was covered with deep wrinkles, which always +looked as clean and well washed as the tips of one's fingers after a +Russian bath. The movement of these wrinkles formed the principal play +of expression on his face. Now his forehead would pucker into deep folds +and his eyebrows were lifted, then his eyebrows would descend and deep +wrinkles would crease his cheeks. His small, deep-set eyes always +twinkled and looked out straight. + +"Well, now tell me about your exploits," said he. + +Bolkonski, very modestly without once mentioning himself, described the +engagement and his reception by the Minister of War. + +"They received me and my news as one receives a dog in a game of +skittles," said he in conclusion. + +Bilibin smiled and the wrinkles on his face disappeared. + +"Cependant, mon cher," he remarked, examining his nails from a distance +and puckering the skin above his left eye, "malgre la haute estime que +je professe pour the Orthodox Russian army, j'avoue que votre victoire +n'est pas des plus victorieuses." * + + +* "But my dear fellow, with all my respect for the Orthodox Russian +army, I must say that your victory was not particularly victorious." + +He went on talking in this way in French, uttering only those words in +Russian on which he wished to put a contemptuous emphasis. + +"Come now! You with all your forces fall on the unfortunate Mortier and +his one division, and even then Mortier slips through your fingers! +Where's the victory?" + +"But seriously," said Prince Andrew, "we can at any rate say without +boasting that it was a little better than at Ulm..." + +"Why didn't you capture one, just one, marshal for us?" + +"Because not everything happens as one expects or with the smoothness of +a parade. We had expected, as I told you, to get at their rear by seven +in the morning but had not reached it by five in the afternoon." + +"And why didn't you do it at seven in the morning? You ought to have +been there at seven in the morning," returned Bilibin with a smile. "You +ought to have been there at seven in the morning." + +"Why did you not succeed in impressing on Bonaparte by diplomatic +methods that he had better leave Genoa alone?" retorted Prince Andrew in +the same tone. + +"I know," interrupted Bilibin, "you're thinking it's very easy to take +marshals, sitting on a sofa by the fire! That is true, but still why +didn't you capture him? So don't be surprised if not only the Minister +of War but also his Most August Majesty the Emperor and King Francis is +not much delighted by your victory. Even I, a poor secretary of the +Russian Embassy, do not feel any need in token of my joy to give my +Franz a thaler, or let him go with his Liebchen to the Prater... True, +we have no Prater here..." + +He looked straight at Prince Andrew and suddenly unwrinkled his +forehead. + +"It is now my turn to ask you 'why?' mon cher," said Bolkonski. "I +confess I do not understand: perhaps there are diplomatic subtleties +here beyond my feeble intelligence, but I can't make it out. Mack loses +a whole army, the Archduke Ferdinand and the Archduke Karl give no signs +of life and make blunder after blunder. Kutuzov alone at last gains a +real victory, destroying the spell of the invincibility of the French, +and the Minister of War does not even care to hear the details." + +"That's just it, my dear fellow. You see it's hurrah for the Tsar, for +Russia, for the Orthodox Greek faith! All that is beautiful, but what do +we, I mean the Austrian court, care for your victories? Bring us nice +news of a victory by the Archduke Karl or Ferdinand (one archduke's as +good as another, as you know) and even if it is only over a fire brigade +of Bonaparte's, that will be another story and we'll fire off some +cannon! But this sort of thing seems done on purpose to vex us. The +Archduke Karl does nothing, the Archduke Ferdinand disgraces himself. +You abandon Vienna, give up its defense--as much as to say: 'Heaven is +with us, but heaven help you and your capital!' The one general whom we +all loved, Schmidt, you expose to a bullet, and then you congratulate us +on the victory! Admit that more irritating news than yours could not +have been conceived. It's as if it had been done on purpose, on purpose. +Besides, suppose you did gain a brilliant victory, if even the Archduke +Karl gained a victory, what effect would that have on the general course +of events? It's too late now when Vienna is occupied by the French +army!" + +"What? Occupied? Vienna occupied?" + +"Not only occupied, but Bonaparte is at Schonbrunn, and the count, our +dear Count Vrbna, goes to him for orders." + +After the fatigues and impressions of the journey, his reception, and +especially after having dined, Bolkonski felt that he could not take in +the full significance of the words he heard. + +"Count Lichtenfels was here this morning," Bilibin continued, "and +showed me a letter in which the parade of the French in Vienna was fully +described: Prince Murat et tout le tremblement... You see that your +victory is not a matter for great rejoicing and that you can't be +received as a savior." + +"Really I don't care about that, I don't care at all," said Prince +Andrew, beginning to understand that his news of the battle before Krems +was really of small importance in view of such events as the fall of +Austria's capital. "How is it Vienna was taken? What of the bridge and +its celebrated bridgehead and Prince Auersperg? We heard reports that +Prince Auersperg was defending Vienna?" he said. + +"Prince Auersperg is on this, on our side of the river, and is defending +us--doing it very badly, I think, but still he is defending us. But +Vienna is on the other side. No, the bridge has not yet been taken and I +hope it will not be, for it is mined and orders have been given to blow +it up. Otherwise we should long ago have been in the mountains of +Bohemia, and you and your army would have spent a bad quarter of an hour +between two fires." + +"But still this does not mean that the campaign is over," said Prince +Andrew. + +"Well, I think it is. The bigwigs here think so too, but they daren't +say so. It will be as I said at the beginning of the campaign, it won't +be your skirmishing at Durrenstein, or gunpowder at all, that will +decide the matter, but those who devised it," said Bilibin quoting one +of his own mots, releasing the wrinkles on his forehead, and pausing. +"The only question is what will come of the meeting between the Emperor +Alexander and the King of Prussia in Berlin? If Prussia joins the +Allies, Austria's hand will be forced and there will be war. If not it +is merely a question of settling where the preliminaries of the new +Campo Formio are to be drawn up." + +"What an extraordinary genius!" Prince Andrew suddenly exclaimed, +clenching his small hand and striking the table with it, "and what luck +the man has!" + +"Buonaparte?" said Bilibin inquiringly, puckering up his forehead to +indicate that he was about to say something witty. "Buonaparte?" he +repeated, accentuating the u: "I think, however, now that he lays down +laws for Austria at Schonbrunn, il faut lui faire grace de l'u! * I +shall certainly adopt an innovation and call him simply Bonaparte!" + + +* "We must let him off the u!" + +"But joking apart," said Prince Andrew, "do you really think the +campaign is over?" + +"This is what I think. Austria has been made a fool of, and she is not +used to it. She will retaliate. And she has been fooled in the first +place because her provinces have been pillaged--they say the Holy +Russian army loots terribly--her army is destroyed, her capital taken, +and all this for the beaux yeux * of His Sardinian Majesty. And +therefore--this is between ourselves--I instinctively feel that we are +being deceived, my instinct tells me of negotiations with France and +projects for peace, a secret peace concluded separately." + + +* Fine eyes. + +"Impossible!" cried Prince Andrew. "That would be too base." + +"If we live we shall see," replied Bilibin, his face again becoming +smooth as a sign that the conversation was at an end. + +When Prince Andrew reached the room prepared for him and lay down in a +clean shirt on the feather bed with its warmed and fragrant pillows, he +felt that the battle of which he had brought tidings was far, far away +from him. The alliance with Prussia, Austria's treachery, Bonaparte's +new triumph, tomorrow's levee and parade, and the audience with the +Emperor Francis occupied his thoughts. + +He closed his eyes, and immediately a sound of cannonading, of musketry +and the rattling of carriage wheels seemed to fill his ears, and now +again drawn out in a thin line the musketeers were descending the hill, +the French were firing, and he felt his heart palpitating as he rode +forward beside Schmidt with the bullets merrily whistling all around, +and he experienced tenfold the joy of living, as he had not done since +childhood. + +He woke up... + +"Yes, that all happened!" he said, and, smiling happily to himself like +a child, he fell into a deep, youthful slumber. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Next day he woke late. Recalling his recent impressions, the first +thought that came into his mind was that today he had to be presented to +the Emperor Francis; he remembered the Minister of War, the polite +Austrian adjutant, Bilibin, and last night's conversation. Having +dressed for his attendance at court in full parade uniform, which he had +not worn for a long time, he went into Bilibin's study fresh, animated, +and handsome, with his hand bandaged. In the study were four gentlemen +of the diplomatic corps. With Prince Hippolyte Kuragin, who was a +secretary to the embassy, Bolkonski was already acquainted. Bilibin +introduced him to the others. + +The gentlemen assembled at Bilibin's were young, wealthy, gay society +men, who here, as in Vienna, formed a special set which Bilibin, their +leader, called les notres. * This set, consisting almost exclusively of +diplomats, evidently had its own interests which had nothing to do with +war or politics but related to high society, to certain women, and to +the official side of the service. These gentlemen received Prince Andrew +as one of themselves, an honor they did not extend to many. From +politeness and to start conversation, they asked him a few questions +about the army and the battle, and then the talk went off into merry +jests and gossip. + + +* Ours. + +"But the best of it was," said one, telling of the misfortune of a +fellow diplomat, "that the Chancellor told him flatly that his +appointment to London was a promotion and that he was so to regard it. +Can you fancy the figure he cut?..." + +"But the worst of it, gentlemen--I am giving Kuragin away to you--is +that that man suffers, and this Don Juan, wicked fellow, is taking +advantage of it!" + +Prince Hippolyte was lolling in a lounge chair with his legs over its +arm. He began to laugh. + +"Tell me about that!" he said. + +"Oh, you Don Juan! You serpent!" cried several voices. + +"You, Bolkonski, don't know," said Bilibin turning to Prince Andrew, +"that all the atrocities of the French army (I nearly said of the +Russian army) are nothing compared to what this man has been doing among +the women!" + +"La femme est la compagne de l'homme," * announced Prince Hippolyte, and +began looking through a lorgnette at his elevated legs. + + +* "Woman is man's companion." + +Bilibin and the rest of "ours" burst out laughing in Hippolyte's face, +and Prince Andrew saw that Hippolyte, of whom--he had to admit--he had +almost been jealous on his wife's account, was the butt of this set. + +"Oh, I must give you a treat," Bilibin whispered to Bolkonski. "Kuragin +is exquisite when he discusses politics--you should see his gravity!" + +He sat down beside Hippolyte and wrinkling his forehead began talking to +him about politics. Prince Andrew and the others gathered round these +two. + +"The Berlin cabinet cannot express a feeling of alliance," began +Hippolyte gazing round with importance at the others, "without +expressing... as in its last note... you understand... Besides, unless +His Majesty the Emperor derogates from the principle of our alliance... + +"Wait, I have not finished..." he said to Prince Andrew, seizing him by +the arm, "I believe that intervention will be stronger than +nonintervention. And..." he paused. "Finally one cannot impute the +nonreceipt of our dispatch of November 18. That is how it will end." And +he released Bolkonski's arm to indicate that he had now quite finished. + +"Demosthenes, I know thee by the pebble thou secretest in thy golden +mouth!" said Bilibin, and the mop of hair on his head moved with +satisfaction. + +Everybody laughed, and Hippolyte louder than anyone. He was evidently +distressed, and breathed painfully, but could not restrain the wild +laughter that convulsed his usually impassive features. + +"Well now, gentlemen," said Bilibin, "Bolkonski is my guest in this +house and in Brunn itself. I want to entertain him as far as I can, with +all the pleasures of life here. If we were in Vienna it would be easy, +but here, in this wretched Moravian hole, it is more difficult, and I +beg you all to help me. Brunn's attractions must be shown him. You can +undertake the theater, I society, and you, Hippolyte, of course the +women." + +"We must let him see Amelie, she's exquisite!" said one of "ours," +kissing his finger tips. + +"In general we must turn this bloodthirsty soldier to more humane +interests," said Bilibin. + +"I shall scarcely be able to avail myself of your hospitality, +gentlemen, it is already time for me to go," replied Prince Andrew +looking at his watch. + +"Where to?" + +"To the Emperor." + +"Oh! Oh! Oh! Well, au revoir, Bolkonski! Au revoir, Prince! Come back +early to dinner," cried several voices. "We'll take you in hand." + +"When speaking to the Emperor, try as far as you can to praise the way +that provisions are supplied and the routes indicated," said Bilibin, +accompanying him to the hall. + +"I should like to speak well of them, but as far as I know the facts, I +can't," replied Bolkonski, smiling. + +"Well, talk as much as you can, anyway. He has a passion for giving +audiences, but he does not like talking himself and can't do it, as you +will see." + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +At the levee Prince Andrew stood among the Austrian officers as he had +been told to, and the Emperor Francis merely looked fixedly into his +face and just nodded to him with his long head. But after it was over, +the adjutant he had seen the previous day ceremoniously informed +Bolkonski that the Emperor desired to give him an audience. The Emperor +Francis received him standing in the middle of the room. Before the +conversation began Prince Andrew was struck by the fact that the Emperor +seemed confused and blushed as if not knowing what to say. + +"Tell me, when did the battle begin?" he asked hurriedly. + +Prince Andrew replied. Then followed other questions just as simple: +"Was Kutuzov well? When had he left Krems?" and so on. The Emperor spoke +as if his sole aim were to put a given number of questions--the answers +to these questions, as was only too evident, did not interest him. + +"At what o'clock did the battle begin?" asked the Emperor. + +"I cannot inform Your Majesty at what o'clock the battle began at the +front, but at Durrenstein, where I was, our attack began after five in +the afternoon," replied Bolkonski growing more animated and expecting +that he would have a chance to give a reliable account, which he had +ready in his mind, of all he knew and had seen. But the Emperor smiled +and interrupted him. + +"How many miles?" + +"From where to where, Your Majesty?" + +"From Durrenstein to Krems." + +"Three and a half miles, Your Majesty." + +"The French have abandoned the left bank?" + +"According to the scouts the last of them crossed on rafts during the +night." + +"Is there sufficient forage in Krems?" + +"Forage has not been supplied to the extent..." + +The Emperor interrupted him. + +"At what o'clock was General Schmidt killed?" + +"At seven o'clock, I believe." + +"At seven o'clock? It's very sad, very sad!" + +The Emperor thanked Prince Andrew and bowed. Prince Andrew withdrew and +was immediately surrounded by courtiers on all sides. Everywhere he saw +friendly looks and heard friendly words. Yesterday's adjutant reproached +him for not having stayed at the palace, and offered him his own house. +The Minister of War came up and congratulated him on the Maria Theresa +Order of the third grade, which the Emperor was conferring on him. The +Empress' chamberlain invited him to see Her Majesty. The archduchess +also wished to see him. He did not know whom to answer, and for a few +seconds collected his thoughts. Then the Russian ambassador took him by +the shoulder, led him to the window, and began to talk to him. + +Contrary to Bilibin's forecast the news he had brought was joyfully +received. A thanksgiving service was arranged, Kutuzov was awarded the +Grand Cross of Maria Theresa, and the whole army received rewards. +Bolkonski was invited everywhere, and had to spend the whole morning +calling on the principal Austrian dignitaries. Between four and five in +the afternoon, having made all his calls, he was returning to Bilibin's +house thinking out a letter to his father about the battle and his visit +to Brunn. At the door he found a vehicle half full of luggage. Franz, +Bilibin's man, was dragging a portmanteau with some difficulty out of +the front door. + +Before returning to Bilibin's Prince Andrew had gone to a bookshop to +provide himself with some books for the campaign, and had spent some +time in the shop. + +"What is it?" he asked. + +"Oh, your excellency!" said Franz, with difficulty rolling the +portmanteau into the vehicle, "we are to move on still farther. The +scoundrel is again at our heels!" + +"Eh? What?" asked Prince Andrew. + +Bilibin came out to meet him. His usually calm face showed excitement. + +"There now! Confess that this is delightful," said he. "This affair of +the Thabor Bridge, at Vienna.... They have crossed without striking a +blow!" + +Prince Andrew could not understand. + +"But where do you come from not to know what every coachman in the town +knows?" + +"I come from the archduchess'. I heard nothing there." + +"And you didn't see that everybody is packing up?" + +"I did not... What is it all about?" inquired Prince Andrew impatiently. + +"What's it all about? Why, the French have crossed the bridge that +Auersperg was defending, and the bridge was not blown up: so Murat is +now rushing along the road to Brunn and will be here in a day or two." + +"What? Here? But why did they not blow up the bridge, if it was mined?" + +"That is what I ask you. No one, not even Bonaparte, knows why." + +Bolkonski shrugged his shoulders. + +"But if the bridge is crossed it means that the army too is lost? It +will be cut off," said he. + +"That's just it," answered Bilibin. "Listen! The French entered Vienna +as I told you. Very well. Next day, which was yesterday, those +gentlemen, messieurs les marechaux, * Murat, Lannes, and Belliard, mount +and ride to the bridge. (Observe that all three are Gascons.) +'Gentlemen,' says one of them, 'you know the Thabor Bridge is mined and +doubly mined and that there are menacing fortifications at its head and +an army of fifteen thousand men has been ordered to blow up the bridge +and not let us cross? But it will please our sovereign the Emperor +Napoleon if we take this bridge, so let us three go and take it!' 'Yes, +let's!' say the others. And off they go and take the bridge, cross it, +and now with their whole army are on this side of the Danube, marching +on us, you, and your lines of communication." + + +* The marshalls. + +"Stop jesting," said Prince Andrew sadly and seriously. This news +grieved him and yet he was pleased. + +As soon as he learned that the Russian army was in such a hopeless +situation it occurred to him that it was he who was destined to lead it +out of this position; that here was the Toulon that would lift him from +the ranks of obscure officers and offer him the first step to fame! +Listening to Bilibin he was already imagining how on reaching the army +he would give an opinion at the war council which would be the only one +that could save the army, and how he alone would be entrusted with the +executing of the plan. + +"Stop this jesting," he said + +"I am not jesting," Bilibin went on. "Nothing is truer or sadder. These +gentlemen ride onto the bridge alone and wave white handkerchiefs; they +assure the officer on duty that they, the marshals, are on their way to +negotiate with Prince Auersperg. He lets them enter the tête-de-pont. * +They spin him a thousand gasconades, saying that the war is over, that +the Emperor Francis is arranging a meeting with Bonaparte, that they +desire to see Prince Auersperg, and so on. The officer sends for +Auersperg; these gentlemen embrace the officers, crack jokes, sit on the +cannon, and meanwhile a French battalion gets to the bridge unobserved, +flings the bags of incendiary material into the water, and approaches +the tête-de-pont. At length appears the lieutenant general, our dear +Prince Auersperg von Mautern himself. 'Dearest foe! Flower of the +Austrian army, hero of the Turkish wars Hostilities are ended, we can +shake one another's hand.... The Emperor Napoleon burns with impatience +to make Prince Auersperg's acquaintance.' In a word, those gentlemen, +Gascons indeed, so bewildered him with fine words, and he is so +flattered by his rapidly established intimacy with the French marshals, +and so dazzled by the sight of Murat's mantle and ostrich plumes, qu'il +n'y voit que du feu, et oublie celui qu'il devait faire faire sur +l'ennemi!" *(2) In spite of the animation of his speech, Bilibin did not +forget to pause after this mot to give time for its due appreciation. +"The French battalion rushes to the bridgehead, spikes the guns, and the +bridge is taken! But what is best of all," he went on, his excitement +subsiding under the delightful interest of his own story, "is that the +sergeant in charge of the cannon which was to give the signal to fire +the mines and blow up the bridge, this sergeant, seeing that the French +troops were running onto the bridge, was about to fire, but Lannes +stayed his hand. The sergeant, who was evidently wiser than his general, +goes up to Auersperg and says: 'Prince, you are being deceived, here are +the French!' Murat, seeing that all is lost if the sergeant is allowed +to speak, turns to Auersperg with feigned astonishment (he is a true +Gascon) and says: 'I don't recognize the world-famous Austrian +discipline, if you allow a subordinate to address you like that!' It was +a stroke of genius. Prince Auersperg feels his dignity at stake and +orders the sergeant to be arrested. Come, you must own that this affair +of the Thabor Bridge is delightful! It is not exactly stupidity, nor +rascality...." + + +* Bridgehead. + +* (2) That their fire gets into his eyes and he forgets that he ought to +be firing at the enemy. + +"It may be treachery," said Prince Andrew, vividly imagining the gray +overcoats, wounds, the smoke of gunpowder, the sounds of firing, and the +glory that awaited him. + +"Not that either. That puts the court in too bad a light," replied +Bilibin. "It's not treachery nor rascality nor stupidity: it is just as +at Ulm... it is..."--he seemed to be trying to find the right +expression. "C'est... c'est du Mack. Nous sommes mackes (It is... it is +a bit of Mack. We are Macked)," he concluded, feeling that he had +produced a good epigram, a fresh one that would be repeated. His +hitherto puckered brow became smooth as a sign of pleasure, and with a +slight smile he began to examine his nails. + +"Where are you off to?" he said suddenly to Prince Andrew who had risen +and was going toward his room. + +"I am going away." + +"Where to?" + +"To the army." + +"But you meant to stay another two days?" + +"But now I am off at once." + +And Prince Andrew after giving directions about his departure went to +his room. + +"Do you know, mon cher," said Bilibin following him, "I have been +thinking about you. Why are you going?" + +And in proof of the conclusiveness of his opinion all the wrinkles +vanished from his face. + +Prince Andrew looked inquiringly at him and gave no reply. + +"Why are you going? I know you think it your duty to gallop back to the +army now that it is in danger. I understand that. Mon cher, it is +heroism!" + +"Not at all," said Prince Andrew. + +"But as you are a philosopher, be a consistent one, look at the other +side of the question and you will see that your duty, on the contrary, +is to take care of yourself. Leave it to those who are no longer fit for +anything else.... You have not been ordered to return and have not been +dismissed from here; therefore, you can stay and go with us wherever our +ill luck takes us. They say we are going to Olmutz, and Olmutz is a very +decent town. You and I will travel comfortably in my caleche." + +"Do stop joking, Bilibin," cried Bolkonski. + +"I am speaking sincerely as a friend! Consider! Where and why are you +going, when you might remain here? You are faced by one of two things," +and the skin over his left temple puckered, "either you will not reach +your regiment before peace is concluded, or you will share defeat and +disgrace with Kutuzov's whole army." + +And Bilibin unwrinkled his temple, feeling that the dilemma was +insoluble. + +"I cannot argue about it," replied Prince Andrew coldly, but he thought: +"I am going to save the army." + +"My dear fellow, you are a hero!" said Bilibin. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +That same night, having taken leave of the Minister of War, Bolkonski +set off to rejoin the army, not knowing where he would find it and +fearing to be captured by the French on the way to Krems. + +In Brunn everybody attached to the court was packing up, and the heavy +baggage was already being dispatched to Olmutz. Near Hetzelsdorf Prince +Andrew struck the high road along which the Russian army was moving with +great haste and in the greatest disorder. The road was so obstructed +with carts that it was impossible to get by in a carriage. Prince Andrew +took a horse and a Cossack from a Cossack commander, and hungry and +weary, making his way past the baggage wagons, rode in search of the +commander-in-chief and of his own luggage. Very sinister reports of the +position of the army reached him as he went along, and the appearance of +the troops in their disorderly flight confirmed these rumors. + +"Cette armee russe que l'or de l'Angleterre a transportee des extremites +de l'univers, nous allons lui faire eprouver le meme sort--(le sort de +l'armee d'Ulm)." * He remembered these words in Bonaparte's address to +his army at the beginning of the campaign, and they awoke in him +astonishment at the genius of his hero, a feeling of wounded pride, and +a hope of glory. "And should there be nothing left but to die?" he +thought. "Well, if need be, I shall do it no worse than others." + + +* "That Russian army which has been brought from the ends of the earth +by English gold, we shall cause to share the same fate--(the fate of the +army at Ulm)." + +He looked with disdain at the endless confused mass of detachments, +carts, guns, artillery, and again baggage wagons and vehicles of all +kinds overtaking one another and blocking the muddy road, three and +sometimes four abreast. From all sides, behind and before, as far as ear +could reach, there were the rattle of wheels, the creaking of carts and +gun carriages, the tramp of horses, the crack of whips, shouts, the +urging of horses, and the swearing of soldiers, orderlies, and officers. +All along the sides of the road fallen horses were to be seen, some +flayed, some not, and broken-down carts beside which solitary soldiers +sat waiting for something, and again soldiers straggling from their +companies, crowds of whom set off to the neighboring villages, or +returned from them dragging sheep, fowls, hay, and bulging sacks. At +each ascent or descent of the road the crowds were yet denser and the +din of shouting more incessant. Soldiers floundering knee-deep in mud +pushed the guns and wagons themselves. Whips cracked, hoofs slipped, +traces broke, and lungs were strained with shouting. The officers +directing the march rode backward and forward between the carts. Their +voices were but feebly heard amid the uproar and one saw by their faces +that they despaired of the possibility of checking this disorder. + +"Here is our dear Orthodox Russian army," thought Bolkonski, recalling +Bilibin's words. + +Wishing to find out where the commander-in-chief was, he rode up to a +convoy. Directly opposite to him came a strange one-horse vehicle, +evidently rigged up by soldiers out of any available materials and +looking like something between a cart, a cabriolet, and a caleche. A +soldier was driving, and a woman enveloped in shawls sat behind the +apron under the leather hood of the vehicle. Prince Andrew rode up and +was just putting his question to a soldier when his attention was +diverted by the desperate shrieks of the woman in the vehicle. An +officer in charge of transport was beating the soldier who was driving +the woman's vehicle for trying to get ahead of others, and the strokes +of his whip fell on the apron of the equipage. The woman screamed +piercingly. Seeing Prince Andrew she leaned out from behind the apron +and, waving her thin arms from under the woolen shawl, cried: + +"Mr. Aide-de-camp! Mr. Aide-de-camp!... For heaven's sake... Protect me! +What will become of us? I am the wife of the doctor of the Seventh +Chasseurs.... They won't let us pass, we are left behind and have lost +our people..." + +"I'll flatten you into a pancake!" shouted the angry officer to the +soldier. "Turn back with your slut!" + +"Mr. Aide-de-camp! Help me!... What does it all mean?" screamed the +doctor's wife. + +"Kindly let this cart pass. Don't you see it's a woman?" said Prince +Andrew riding up to the officer. + +The officer glanced at him, and without replying turned again to the +soldier. "I'll teach you to push on!... Back!" + +"Let them pass, I tell you!" repeated Prince Andrew, compressing his +lips. + +"And who are you?" cried the officer, turning on him with tipsy rage, +"who are you? Are you in command here? Eh? I am commander here, not you! +Go back or I'll flatten you into a pancake," repeated he. This +expression evidently pleased him. + +"That was a nice snub for the little aide-de-camp," came a voice from +behind. + +Prince Andrew saw that the officer was in that state of senseless, tipsy +rage when a man does not know what he is saying. He saw that his +championship of the doctor's wife in her queer trap might expose him to +what he dreaded more than anything in the world--to ridicule; but his +instinct urged him on. Before the officer finished his sentence Prince +Andrew, his face distorted with fury, rode up to him and raised his +riding whip. + +"Kind...ly let--them--pass!" + +The officer flourished his arm and hastily rode away. + +"It's all the fault of these fellows on the staff that there's this +disorder," he muttered. "Do as you like." + +Prince Andrew without lifting his eyes rode hastily away from the +doctor's wife, who was calling him her deliverer, and recalling with a +sense of disgust the minutest details of this humiliating scene he +galloped on to the village where he was told that the commander-in-chief +was. + +On reaching the village he dismounted and went to the nearest house, +intending to rest if but for a moment, eat something, and try to sort +out the stinging and tormenting thoughts that confused his mind. "This +is a mob of scoundrels and not an army," he was thinking as he went up +to the window of the first house, when a familiar voice called him by +name. + +He turned round. Nesvitski's handsome face looked out of the little +window. Nesvitski, moving his moist lips as he chewed something, and +flourishing his arm, called him to enter. + +"Bolkonski! Bolkonski!... Don't you hear? Eh? Come quick..." he shouted. + +Entering the house, Prince Andrew saw Nesvitski and another adjutant +having something to eat. They hastily turned round to him asking if he +had any news. On their familiar faces he read agitation and alarm. This +was particularly noticeable on Nesvitski's usually laughing countenance. + +"Where is the commander-in-chief?" asked Bolkonski. + +"Here, in that house," answered the adjutant. + +"Well, is it true that it's peace and capitulation?" asked Nesvitski. + +"I was going to ask you. I know nothing except that it was all I could +do to get here." + +"And we, my dear boy! It's terrible! I was wrong to laugh at Mack, we're +getting it still worse," said Nesvitski. "But sit down and have +something to eat." + +"You won't be able to find either your baggage or anything else now, +Prince. And God only knows where your man Peter is," said the other +adjutant. + +"Where are headquarters?" + +"We are to spend the night in Znaim." + +"Well, I have got all I need into packs for two horses," said Nesvitski. +"They've made up splendid packs for me--fit to cross the Bohemian +mountains with. It's a bad lookout, old fellow! But what's the matter +with you? You must be ill to shiver like that," he added, noticing that +Prince Andrew winced as at an electric shock. + +"It's nothing," replied Prince Andrew. + +He had just remembered his recent encounter with the doctor's wife and +the convoy officer. + +"What is the commander-in-chief doing here?" he asked. + +"I can't make out at all," said Nesvitski. + +"Well, all I can make out is that everything is abominable, abominable, +quite abominable!" said Prince Andrew, and he went off to the house +where the commander-in-chief was. + +Passing by Kutuzov's carriage and the exhausted saddle horses of his +suite, with their Cossacks who were talking loudly together, Prince +Andrew entered the passage. Kutuzov himself, he was told, was in the +house with Prince Bagration and Weyrother. Weyrother was the Austrian +general who had succeeded Schmidt. In the passage little Kozlovski was +squatting on his heels in front of a clerk. The clerk, with cuffs turned +up, was hastily writing at a tub turned bottom upwards. Kozlovski's face +looked worn--he too had evidently not slept all night. He glanced at +Prince Andrew and did not even nod to him. + +"Second line... have you written it?" he continued dictating to the +clerk. "The Kiev Grenadiers, Podolian..." + +"One can't write so fast, your honor," said the clerk, glancing angrily +and disrespectfully at Kozlovski. + +Through the door came the sounds of Kutuzov's voice, excited and +dissatisfied, interrupted by another, an unfamiliar voice. From the +sound of these voices, the inattentive way Kozlovski looked at him, the +disrespectful manner of the exhausted clerk, the fact that the clerk and +Kozlovski were squatting on the floor by a tub so near to the commander +in chief, and from the noisy laughter of the Cossacks holding the horses +near the window, Prince Andrew felt that something important and +disastrous was about to happen. + +He turned to Kozlovski with urgent questions. + +"Immediately, Prince," said Kozlovski. "Dispositions for Bagration." + +"What about capitulation?" + +"Nothing of the sort. Orders are issued for a battle." + +Prince Andrew moved toward the door from whence voices were heard. Just +as he was going to open it the sounds ceased, the door opened, and +Kutuzov with his eagle nose and puffy face appeared in the doorway. +Prince Andrew stood right in front of Kutuzov but the expression of the +commander in chief's one sound eye showed him to be so preoccupied with +thoughts and anxieties as to be oblivious of his presence. He looked +straight at his adjutant's face without recognizing him. + +"Well, have you finished?" said he to Kozlovski. + +"One moment, your excellency." + +Bagration, a gaunt middle-aged man of medium height with a firm, +impassive face of Oriental type, came out after the commander-in-chief. + +"I have the honor to present myself," repeated Prince Andrew rather +loudly, handing Kutuzov an envelope. + +"Ah, from Vienna? Very good. Later, later!" + +Kutuzov went out into the porch with Bagration. + +"Well, good-by, Prince," said he to Bagration. "My blessing, and may +Christ be with you in your great endeavor!" + +His face suddenly softened and tears came into his eyes. With his left +hand he drew Bagration toward him, and with his right, on which he wore +a ring, he made the sign of the cross over him with a gesture evidently +habitual, offering his puffy cheek, but Bagration kissed him on the neck +instead. + +"Christ be with you!" Kutuzov repeated and went toward his carriage. +"Get in with me," said he to Bolkonski. + +"Your excellency, I should like to be of use here. Allow me to remain +with Prince Bagration's detachment." + +"Get in," said Kutuzov, and noticing that Bolkonski still delayed, he +added: "I need good officers myself, need them myself!" + +They got into the carriage and drove for a few minutes in silence. + +"There is still much, much before us," he said, as if with an old man's +penetration he understood all that was passing in Bolkonski's mind. "If +a tenth part of his detachment returns I shall thank God," he added as +if speaking to himself. + +Prince Andrew glanced at Kutuzov's face only a foot distant from him and +involuntarily noticed the carefully washed seams of the scar near his +temple, where an Ismail bullet had pierced his skull, and the empty eye +socket. "Yes, he has a right to speak so calmly of those men's death," +thought Bolkonski. + +"That is why I beg to be sent to that detachment," he said. + +Kutuzov did not reply. He seemed to have forgotten what he had been +saying, and sat plunged in thought. Five minutes later, gently swaying +on the soft springs of the carriage, he turned to Prince Andrew. There +was not a trace of agitation on his face. With delicate irony he +questioned Prince Andrew about the details of his interview with the +Emperor, about the remarks he had heard at court concerning the Krems +affair, and about some ladies they both knew. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +On November 1 Kutuzov had received, through a spy, news that the army he +commanded was in an almost hopeless position. The spy reported that the +French, after crossing the bridge at Vienna, were advancing in immense +force upon Kutuzov's line of communication with the troops that were +arriving from Russia. If Kutuzov decided to remain at Krems, Napoleon's +army of one hundred and fifty thousand men would cut him off completely +and surround his exhausted army of forty thousand, and he would find +himself in the position of Mack at Ulm. If Kutuzov decided to abandon +the road connecting him with the troops arriving from Russia, he would +have to march with no road into unknown parts of the Bohemian mountains, +defending himself against superior forces of the enemy and abandoning +all hope of a junction with Buxhowden. If Kutuzov decided to retreat +along the road from Krems to Olmutz, to unite with the troops arriving +from Russia, he risked being forestalled on that road by the French who +had crossed the Vienna bridge, and encumbered by his baggage and +transport, having to accept battle on the march against an enemy three +times as strong, who would hem him in from two sides. + +Kutuzov chose this latter course. + +The French, the spy reported, having crossed the Vienna bridge, were +advancing by forced marches toward Znaim, which lay sixty-six miles off +on the line of Kutuzov's retreat. If he reached Znaim before the French, +there would be great hope of saving the army; to let the French +forestall him at Znaim meant the exposure of his whole army to a +disgrace such as that of Ulm, or to utter destruction. But to forestall +the French with his whole army was impossible. The road for the French +from Vienna to Znaim was shorter and better than the road for the +Russians from Krems to Znaim. + +The night he received the news, Kutuzov sent Bagration's vanguard, four +thousand strong, to the right across the hills from the Krems-Znaim to +the Vienna-Znaim road. Bagration was to make this march without resting, +and to halt facing Vienna with Znaim to his rear, and if he succeeded in +forestalling the French he was to delay them as long as possible. +Kutuzov himself with all his transport took the road to Znaim. + +Marching thirty miles that stormy night across roadless hills, with his +hungry, ill-shod soldiers, and losing a third of his men as stragglers +by the way, Bagration came out on the Vienna-Znaim road at Hollabrunn a +few hours ahead of the French who were approaching Hollabrunn from +Vienna. Kutuzov with his transport had still to march for some days +before he could reach Znaim. Hence Bagration with his four thousand +hungry, exhausted men would have to detain for days the whole enemy army +that came upon him at Hollabrunn, which was clearly impossible. But a +freak of fate made the impossible possible. The success of the trick +that had placed the Vienna bridge in the hands of the French without a +fight led Murat to try to deceive Kutuzov in a similar way. Meeting +Bagration's weak detachment on the Znaim road he supposed it to be +Kutuzov's whole army. To be able to crush it absolutely he awaited the +arrival of the rest of the troops who were on their way from Vienna, and +with this object offered a three days' truce on condition that both +armies should remain in position without moving. Murat declared that +negotiations for peace were already proceeding, and that he therefore +offered this truce to avoid unnecessary bloodshed. Count Nostitz, the +Austrian general occupying the advanced posts, believed Murat's emissary +and retired, leaving Bagration's division exposed. Another emissary rode +to the Russian line to announce the peace negotiations and to offer the +Russian army the three days' truce. Bagration replied that he was not +authorized either to accept or refuse a truce and sent his adjutant to +Kutuzov to report the offer he had received. + +A truce was Kutuzov's sole chance of gaining time, giving Bagration's +exhausted troops some rest, and letting the transport and heavy convoys +(whose movements were concealed from the French) advance if but one +stage nearer Znaim. The offer of a truce gave the only, and a quite +unexpected, chance of saving the army. On receiving the news he +immediately dispatched Adjutant General Wintzingerode, who was in +attendance on him, to the enemy camp. Wintzingerode was not merely to +agree to the truce but also to offer terms of capitulation, and +meanwhile Kutuzov sent his adjutants back to hasten to the utmost the +movements of the baggage trains of the entire army along the Krems-Znaim +road. Bagration's exhausted and hungry detachment, which alone covered +this movement of the transport and of the whole army, had to remain +stationary in face of an enemy eight times as strong as itself. + +Kutuzov's expectations that the proposals of capitulation (which were in +no way binding) might give time for part of the transport to pass, and +also that Murat's mistake would very soon be discovered, proved correct. +As soon as Bonaparte (who was at Schonbrunn, sixteen miles from +Hollabrunn) received Murat's dispatch with the proposal of a truce and a +capitulation, he detected a ruse and wrote the following letter to +Murat: + +Schonbrunn, 25th Brumaire, 1805, + +at eight o'clock in the morning + +To PRINCE MURAT, + +I cannot find words to express to you my displeasure. You command only +my advance guard, and have no right to arrange an armistice without my +order. You are causing me to lose the fruits of a campaign. Break the +armistice immediately and march on the enemy. Inform him that the +general who signed that capitulation had no right to do so, and that no +one but the Emperor of Russia has that right. + +If, however, the Emperor of Russia ratifies that convention, I will +ratify it; but it is only a trick. March on, destroy the Russian +army.... You are in a position to seize its baggage and artillery. + +The Russian Emperor's aide-de-camp is an impostor. Officers are nothing +when they have no powers; this one had none.... The Austrians let +themselves be tricked at the crossing of the Vienna bridge, you are +letting yourself be tricked by an aide-de-camp of the Emperor. + +NAPOLEON + +Bonaparte's adjutant rode full gallop with this menacing letter to +Murat. Bonaparte himself, not trusting to his generals, moved with all +the Guards to the field of battle, afraid of letting a ready victim +escape, and Bagration's four thousand men merrily lighted campfires, +dried and warmed themselves, cooked their porridge for the first time +for three days, and not one of them knew or imagined what was in store +for him. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +Between three and four o'clock in the afternoon Prince Andrew, who had +persisted in his request to Kutuzov, arrived at Grunth and reported +himself to Bagration. Bonaparte's adjutant had not yet reached Murat's +detachment and the battle had not yet begun. In Bagration's detachment +no one knew anything of the general position of affairs. They talked of +peace but did not believe in its possibility; others talked of a battle +but also disbelieved in the nearness of an engagement. Bagration, +knowing Bolkonski to be a favorite and trusted adjutant, received him +with distinction and special marks of favor, explaining to him that +there would probably be an engagement that day or the next, and giving +him full liberty to remain with him during the battle or to join the +rearguard and have an eye on the order of retreat, "which is also very +important." + +"However, there will hardly be an engagement today," said Bagration as +if to reassure Prince Andrew. + +"If he is one of the ordinary little staff dandies sent to earn a medal +he can get his reward just as well in the rearguard, but if he wishes to +stay with me, let him... he'll be of use here if he's a brave officer," +thought Bagration. Prince Andrew, without replying, asked the prince's +permission to ride round the position to see the disposition of the +forces, so as to know his bearings should he be sent to execute an +order. The officer on duty, a handsome, elegantly dressed man with a +diamond ring on his forefinger, who was fond of speaking French though +he spoke it badly, offered to conduct Prince Andrew. + +On all sides they saw rain-soaked officers with dejected faces who +seemed to be seeking something, and soldiers dragging doors, benches, +and fencing from the village. + +"There now, Prince! We can't stop those fellows," said the staff officer +pointing to the soldiers. "The officers don't keep them in hand. And +there," he pointed to a sutler's tent, "they crowd in and sit. This +morning I turned them all out and now look, it's full again. I must go +there, Prince, and scare them a bit. It won't take a moment." + +"Yes, let's go in and I will get myself a roll and some cheese," said +Prince Andrew who had not yet had time to eat anything. + +"Why didn't you mention it, Prince? I would have offered you something." + +They dismounted and entered the tent. Several officers, with flushed and +weary faces, were sitting at the table eating and drinking. + +"Now what does this mean, gentlemen?" said the staff officer, in the +reproachful tone of a man who has repeated the same thing more than +once. "You know it won't do to leave your posts like this. The prince +gave orders that no one should leave his post. Now you, Captain," and he +turned to a thin, dirty little artillery officer who without his boots +(he had given them to the canteen keeper to dry), in only his stockings, +rose when they entered, smiling not altogether comfortably. + +"Well, aren't you ashamed of yourself, Captain Tushin?" he continued. +"One would think that as an artillery officer you would set a good +example, yet here you are without your boots! The alarm will be sounded +and you'll be in a pretty position without your boots!" (The staff +officer smiled.) "Kindly return to your posts, gentlemen, all of you, +all!" he added in a tone of command. + +Prince Andrew smiled involuntarily as he looked at the artillery officer +Tushin, who silent and smiling, shifting from one stockinged foot to the +other, glanced inquiringly with his large, intelligent, kindly eyes from +Prince Andrew to the staff officer. + +"The soldiers say it feels easier without boots," said Captain Tushin +smiling shyly in his uncomfortable position, evidently wishing to adopt +a jocular tone. But before he had finished he felt that his jest was +unacceptable and had not come off. He grew confused. + +"Kindly return to your posts," said the staff officer trying to preserve +his gravity. + +Prince Andrew glanced again at the artillery officer's small figure. +There was something peculiar about it, quite unsoldierly, rather comic, +but extremely attractive. + +The staff officer and Prince Andrew mounted their horses and rode on. + +Having ridden beyond the village, continually meeting and overtaking +soldiers and officers of various regiments, they saw on their left some +entrenchments being thrown up, the freshly dug clay of which showed up +red. Several battalions of soldiers, in their shirt sleeves despite the +cold wind, swarmed in these earthworks like a host of white ants; +spadefuls of red clay were continually being thrown up from behind the +bank by unseen hands. Prince Andrew and the officer rode up, looked at +the entrenchment, and went on again. Just behind it they came upon some +dozens of soldiers, continually replaced by others, who ran from the +entrenchment. They had to hold their noses and put their horses to a +trot to escape from the poisoned atmosphere of these latrines. + +"Voila l'agrement des camps, monsieur le Prince," * said the staff +officer. + + +* "This is a pleasure one gets in camp, Prince." + +They rode up the opposite hill. From there the French could already be +seen. Prince Andrew stopped and began examining the position. + +"That's our battery," said the staff officer indicating the highest +point. "It's in charge of the queer fellow we saw without his boots. You +can see everything from there; let's go there, Prince." + +"Thank you very much, I will go on alone," said Prince Andrew, wishing +to rid himself of this staff officer's company, "please don't trouble +yourself further." + +The staff officer remained behind and Prince Andrew rode on alone. + +The farther forward and nearer the enemy he went, the more orderly and +cheerful were the troops. The greatest disorder and depression had been +in the baggage train he had passed that morning on the Znaim road seven +miles away from the French. At Grunth also some apprehension and alarm +could be felt, but the nearer Prince Andrew came to the French lines the +more confident was the appearance of our troops. The soldiers in their +greatcoats were ranged in lines, the sergeants major and company +officers were counting the men, poking the last man in each section in +the ribs and telling him to hold his hand up. Soldiers scattered over +the whole place were dragging logs and brushwood and were building +shelters with merry chatter and laughter; around the fires sat others, +dressed and undressed, drying their shirts and leg bands or mending +boots or overcoats and crowding round the boilers and porridge cookers. +In one company dinner was ready, and the soldiers were gazing eagerly at +the steaming boiler, waiting till the sample, which a quartermaster +sergeant was carrying in a wooden bowl to an officer who sat on a log +before his shelter, had been tasted. + +Another company, a lucky one for not all the companies had vodka, +crowded round a pockmarked, broad-shouldered sergeant major who, tilting +a keg, filled one after another the canteen lids held out to him. The +soldiers lifted the canteen lids to their lips with reverential faces, +emptied them, rolling the vodka in their mouths, and walked away from +the sergeant major with brightened expressions, licking their lips and +wiping them on the sleeves of their greatcoats. All their faces were as +serene as if all this were happening at home awaiting peaceful +encampment, and not within sight of the enemy before an action in which +at least half of them would be left on the field. After passing a +chasseur regiment and in the lines of the Kiev grenadiers--fine fellows +busy with similar peaceful affairs--near the shelter of the regimental +commander, higher than and different from the others, Prince Andrew came +out in front of a platoon of grenadiers before whom lay a naked man. Two +soldiers held him while two others were flourishing their switches and +striking him regularly on his bare back. The man shrieked unnaturally. A +stout major was pacing up and down the line, and regardless of the +screams kept repeating: + +"It's a shame for a soldier to steal; a soldier must be honest, +honorable, and brave, but if he robs his fellows there is no honor in +him, he's a scoundrel. Go on! Go on!" + +So the swishing sound of the strokes, and the desperate but unnatural +screams, continued. + +"Go on, go on!" said the major. + +A young officer with a bewildered and pained expression on his face +stepped away from the man and looked round inquiringly at the adjutant +as he rode by. + +Prince Andrew, having reached the front line, rode along it. Our front +line and that of the enemy were far apart on the right and left flanks, +but in the center where the men with a flag of truce had passed that +morning, the lines were so near together that the men could see one +another's faces and speak to one another. Besides the soldiers who +formed the picket line on either side, there were many curious onlookers +who, jesting and laughing, stared at their strange foreign enemies. + +Since early morning--despite an injunction not to approach the picket +line--the officers had been unable to keep sight-seers away. The +soldiers forming the picket line, like showmen exhibiting a curiosity, +no longer looked at the French but paid attention to the sight-seers and +grew weary waiting to be relieved. Prince Andrew halted to have a look +at the French. + +"Look! Look there!" one soldier was saying to another, pointing to a +Russian musketeer who had gone up to the picket line with an officer and +was rapidly and excitedly talking to a French grenadier. "Hark to him +jabbering! Fine, isn't it? It's all the Frenchy can do to keep up with +him. There now, Sidorov!" + +"Wait a bit and listen. It's fine!" answered Sidorov, who was considered +an adept at French. + +The soldier to whom the laughers referred was Dolokhov. Prince Andrew +recognized him and stopped to listen to what he was saying. Dolokhov had +come from the left flank where their regiment was stationed, with his +captain. + +"Now then, go on, go on!" incited the officer, bending forward and +trying not to lose a word of the speech which was incomprehensible to +him. "More, please: more! What's he saying?" + +Dolokhov did not answer the captain; he had been drawn into a hot +dispute with the French grenadier. They were naturally talking about the +campaign. The Frenchman, confusing the Austrians with the Russians, was +trying to prove that the Russians had surrendered and had fled all the +way from Ulm, while Dolokhov maintained that the Russians had not +surrendered but had beaten the French. + +"We have orders to drive you off here, and we shall drive you off," said +Dolokhov. + +"Only take care you and your Cossacks are not all captured!" said the +French grenadier. + +The French onlookers and listeners laughed. + +"We'll make you dance as we did under Suvorov...," * said Dolokhov. + + +* "On vous fera danser." + +"Qu' est-ce qu'il chante?" * asked a Frenchman. + + +* "What's he singing about?" + +"It's ancient history," said another, guessing that it referred to a +former war. "The Emperor will teach your Suvara as he has taught the +others..." + +"Bonaparte..." began Dolokhov, but the Frenchman interrupted him. + +"Not Bonaparte. He is the Emperor! Sacre nom...!" cried he angrily. + +"The devil skin your Emperor." + +And Dolokhov swore at him in coarse soldier's Russian and shouldering +his musket walked away. + +"Let us go, Ivan Lukich," he said to the captain. + +"Ah, that's the way to talk French," said the picket soldiers. "Now, +Sidorov, you have a try!" + +Sidorov, turning to the French, winked, and began to jabber meaningless +sounds very fast: "Kari, mala, tafa, safi, muter, Kaska," he said, +trying to give an expressive intonation to his voice. + +"Ho! ho! ho! Ha! ha! ha! ha! Ouh! ouh!" came peals of such healthy and +good-humored laughter from the soldiers that it infected the French +involuntarily, so much so that the only thing left to do seemed to be to +unload the muskets, explode the ammunition, and all return home as +quickly as possible. + +But the guns remained loaded, the loopholes in blockhouses and +entrenchments looked out just as menacingly, and the unlimbered cannon +confronted one another as before. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Having ridden round the whole line from right flank to left, Prince +Andrew made his way up to the battery from which the staff officer had +told him the whole field could be seen. Here he dismounted, and stopped +beside the farthest of the four unlimbered cannon. Before the guns an +artillery sentry was pacing up and down; he stood at attention when the +officer arrived, but at a sign resumed his measured, monotonous pacing. +Behind the guns were their limbers and still farther back picket ropes +and artillerymen's bonfires. To the left, not far from the farthest +cannon, was a small, newly constructed wattle shed from which came the +sound of officers' voices in eager conversation. + +It was true that a view over nearly the whole Russian position and the +greater part of the enemy's opened out from this battery. Just facing +it, on the crest of the opposite hill, the village of Schon Grabern +could be seen, and in three places to left and right the French troops +amid the smoke of their campfires, the greater part of whom were +evidently in the village itself and behind the hill. To the left from +that village, amid the smoke, was something resembling a battery, but it +was impossible to see it clearly with the naked eye. Our right flank was +posted on a rather steep incline which dominated the French position. +Our infantry were stationed there, and at the farthest point the +dragoons. In the center, where Tushin's battery stood and from which +Prince Andrew was surveying the position, was the easiest and most +direct descent and ascent to the brook separating us from Schon Grabern. +On the left our troops were close to a copse, in which smoked the +bonfires of our infantry who were felling wood. The French line was +wider than ours, and it was plain that they could easily outflank us on +both sides. Behind our position was a steep and deep dip, making it +difficult for artillery and cavalry to retire. Prince Andrew took out +his notebook and, leaning on the cannon, sketched a plan of the +position. He made some notes on two points, intending to mention them to +Bagration. His idea was, first, to concentrate all the artillery in the +center, and secondly, to withdraw the cavalry to the other side of the +dip. Prince Andrew, being always near the commander in chief, closely +following the mass movements and general orders, and constantly studying +historical accounts of battles, involuntarily pictured to himself the +course of events in the forthcoming action in broad outline. He imagined +only important possibilities: "If the enemy attacks the right flank," he +said to himself, "the Kiev grenadiers and the Podolsk chasseurs must +hold their position till reserves from the center come up. In that case +the dragoons could successfully make a flank counterattack. If they +attack our center we, having the center battery on this high ground, +shall withdraw the left flank under its cover, and retreat to the dip by +echelons." So he reasoned.... All the time he had been beside the gun, +he had heard the voices of the officers distinctly, but as often happens +had not understood a word of what they were saying. Suddenly, however, +he was struck by a voice coming from the shed, and its tone was so +sincere that he could not but listen. + +"No, friend," said a pleasant and, as it seemed to Prince Andrew, a +familiar voice, "what I say is that if it were possible to know what is +beyond death, none of us would be afraid of it. That's so, friend." + +Another, a younger voice, interrupted him: "Afraid or not, you can't +escape it anyhow." + +"All the same, one is afraid! Oh, you clever people," said a third manly +voice interrupting them both. "Of course you artillery men are very +wise, because you can take everything along with you--vodka and snacks." + +And the owner of the manly voice, evidently an infantry officer, +laughed. + +"Yes, one is afraid," continued the first speaker, he of the familiar +voice. "One is afraid of the unknown, that's what it is. Whatever we may +say about the soul going to the sky... we know there is no sky but only +an atmosphere." + +The manly voice again interrupted the artillery officer. + +"Well, stand us some of your herb vodka, Tushin," it said. + +"Why," thought Prince Andrew, "that's the captain who stood up in the +sutler's hut without his boots." He recognized the agreeable, +philosophizing voice with pleasure. + +"Some herb vodka? Certainly!" said Tushin. "But still, to conceive a +future life..." + +He did not finish. Just then there was a whistle in the air; nearer and +nearer, faster and louder, louder and faster, a cannon ball, as if it +had not finished saying what was necessary, thudded into the ground near +the shed with super human force, throwing up a mass of earth. The ground +seemed to groan at the terrible impact. + +And immediately Tushin, with a short pipe in the corner of his mouth and +his kind, intelligent face rather pale, rushed out of the shed followed +by the owner of the manly voice, a dashing infantry officer who hurried +off to his company, buttoning up his coat as he ran. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Mounting his horse again Prince Andrew lingered with the battery, +looking at the puff from the gun that had sent the ball. His eyes ran +rapidly over the wide space, but he only saw that the hitherto +motionless masses of the French now swayed and that there really was a +battery to their left. The smoke above it had not yet dispersed. Two +mounted Frenchmen, probably adjutants, were galloping up the hill. A +small but distinctly visible enemy column was moving down the hill, +probably to strengthen the front line. The smoke of the first shot had +not yet dispersed before another puff appeared, followed by a report. +The battle had begun! Prince Andrew turned his horse and galloped back +to Grunth to find Prince Bagration. He heard the cannonade behind him +growing louder and more frequent. Evidently our guns had begun to reply. +From the bottom of the slope, where the parleys had taken place, came +the report of musketry. + +Lemarrois had just arrived at a gallop with Bonaparte's stern letter, +and Murat, humiliated and anxious to expiate his fault, had at once +moved his forces to attack the center and outflank both the Russian +wings, hoping before evening and before the arrival of the Emperor to +crush the contemptible detachment that stood before him. + +"It has begun. Here it is!" thought Prince Andrew, feeling the blood +rush to his heart. "But where and how will my Toulon present itself?" + +Passing between the companies that had been eating porridge and drinking +vodka a quarter of an hour before, he saw everywhere the same rapid +movement of soldiers forming ranks and getting their muskets ready, and +on all their faces he recognized the same eagerness that filled his +heart. "It has begun! Here it is, dreadful but enjoyable!" was what the +face of each soldier and each officer seemed to say. + +Before he had reached the embankments that were being thrown up, he saw, +in the light of the dull autumn evening, mounted men coming toward him. +The foremost, wearing a Cossack cloak and lambskin cap and riding a +white horse, was Prince Bagration. Prince Andrew stopped, waiting for +him to come up; Prince Bagration reined in his horse and recognizing +Prince Andrew nodded to him. He still looked ahead while Prince Andrew +told him what he had seen. + +The feeling, "It has begun! Here it is!" was seen even on Prince +Bagration's hard brown face with its half-closed, dull, sleepy eyes. +Prince Andrew gazed with anxious curiosity at that impassive face and +wished he could tell what, if anything, this man was thinking and +feeling at that moment. "Is there anything at all behind that impassive +face?" Prince Andrew asked himself as he looked. Prince Bagration bent +his head in sign of agreement with what Prince Andrew told him, and +said, "Very good!" in a tone that seemed to imply that everything that +took place and was reported to him was exactly what he had foreseen. +Prince Andrew, out of breath with his rapid ride, spoke quickly. Prince +Bagration, uttering his words with an Oriental accent, spoke +particularly slowly, as if to impress the fact that there was no need to +hurry. However, he put his horse to a trot in the direction of Tushin's +battery. Prince Andrew followed with the suite. Behind Prince Bagration +rode an officer of the suite, the prince's personal adjutant, Zherkov, +an orderly officer, the staff officer on duty, riding a fine bobtailed +horse, and a civilian--an accountant who had asked permission to be +present at the battle out of curiosity. The accountant, a stout, full- +faced man, looked around him with a naive smile of satisfaction and +presented a strange appearance among the hussars, Cossacks, and +adjutants, in his camlet coat, as he jolted on his horse with a convoy +officer's saddle. + +"He wants to see a battle," said Zherkov to Bolkonski, pointing to the +accountant, "but he feels a pain in the pit of his stomach already." + +"Oh, leave off!" said the accountant with a beaming but rather cunning +smile, as if flattered at being made the subject of Zherkov's joke, and +purposely trying to appear stupider than he really was. + +"It is very strange, mon Monsieur Prince," said the staff officer. (He +remembered that in French there is some peculiar way of addressing a +prince, but could not get it quite right.) + +By this time they were all approaching Tushin's battery, and a ball +struck the ground in front of them. + +"What's that that has fallen?" asked the accountant with a naive smile. + +"A French pancake," answered Zherkov. + +"So that's what they hit with?" asked the accountant. "How awful!" + +He seemed to swell with satisfaction. He had hardly finished speaking +when they again heard an unexpectedly violent whistling which suddenly +ended with a thud into something soft... f-f-flop! and a Cossack, riding +a little to their right and behind the accountant, crashed to earth with +his horse. Zherkov and the staff officer bent over their saddles and +turned their horses away. The accountant stopped, facing the Cossack, +and examined him with attentive curiosity. The Cossack was dead, but the +horse still struggled. + +Prince Bagration screwed up his eyes, looked round, and, seeing the +cause of the confusion, turned away with indifference, as if to say, "Is +it worth while noticing trifles?" He reined in his horse with the care +of a skillful rider and, slightly bending over, disengaged his saber +which had caught in his cloak. It was an old-fashioned saber of a kind +no longer in general use. Prince Andrew remembered the story of Suvorov +giving his saber to Bagration in Italy, and the recollection was +particularly pleasant at that moment. They had reached the battery at +which Prince Andrew had been when he examined the battlefield. + +"Whose company?" asked Prince Bagration of an artilleryman standing by +the ammunition wagon. + +He asked, "Whose company?" but he really meant, "Are you frightened +here?" and the artilleryman understood him. + +"Captain Tushin's, your excellency!" shouted the red-haired, freckled +gunner in a merry voice, standing to attention. + +"Yes, yes," muttered Bagration as if considering something, and he rode +past the limbers to the farthest cannon. + +As he approached, a ringing shot issued from it deafening him and his +suite, and in the smoke that suddenly surrounded the gun they could see +the gunners who had seized it straining to roll it quickly back to its +former position. A huge, broad-shouldered gunner, Number One, holding a +mop, his legs far apart, sprang to the wheel; while Number Two with a +trembling hand placed a charge in the cannon's mouth. The short, round- +shouldered Captain Tushin, stumbling over the tail of the gun carriage, +moved forward and, not noticing the general, looked out shading his eyes +with his small hand. + +"Lift it two lines more and it will be just right," cried he in a feeble +voice to which he tried to impart a dashing note, ill-suited to his weak +figure. "Number Two!" he squeaked. "Fire, Medvedev!" + +Bagration called to him, and Tushin, raising three fingers to his cap +with a bashful and awkward gesture not at all like a military salute but +like a priest's benediction, approached the general. Though Tushin's +guns had been intended to cannonade the valley, he was firing incendiary +balls at the village of Schon Grabern visible just opposite, in front of +which large masses of French were advancing. + +No one had given Tushin orders where and at what to fire, but after +consulting his sergeant major, Zakharchenko, for whom he had great +respect, he had decided that it would be a good thing to set fire to the +village. "Very good!" said Bagration in reply to the officer's report, +and began deliberately to examine the whole battlefield extended before +him. The French had advanced nearest on our right. Below the height on +which the Kiev regiment was stationed, in the hollow where the rivulet +flowed, the soul-stirring rolling and crackling of musketry was heard, +and much farther to the right beyond the dragoons, the officer of the +suite pointed out to Bagration a French column that was outflanking us. +To the left the horizon bounded by the adjacent wood. Prince Bagration +ordered two battalions from the center to be sent to reinforce the right +flank. The officer of the suite ventured to remark to the prince that if +these battalions went away, the guns would remain without support. +Prince Bagration turned to the officer and with his dull eyes looked at +him in silence. It seemed to Prince Andrew that the officer's remark was +just and that really no answer could be made to it. But at that moment +an adjutant galloped up with a message from the commander of the +regiment in the hollow and news that immense masses of the French were +coming down upon them and that his regiment was in disorder and was +retreating upon the Kiev grenadiers. Prince Bagration bowed his head in +sign of assent and approval. He rode off at a walk to the right and sent +an adjutant to the dragoons with orders to attack the French. But this +adjutant returned half an hour later with the news that the commander of +the dragoons had already retreated beyond the dip in the ground, as a +heavy fire had been opened on him and he was losing men uselessly, and +so had hastened to throw some sharpshooters into the wood. + +"Very good!" said Bagration. + +As he was leaving the battery, firing was heard on the left also, and as +it was too far to the left flank for him to have time to go there +himself, Prince Bagration sent Zherkov to tell the general in command +(the one who had paraded his regiment before Kutuzov at Braunau) that he +must retreat as quickly as possible behind the hollow in the rear, as +the right flank would probably not be able to withstand the enemy's +attack very long. About Tushin and the battalion that had been in +support of his battery all was forgotten. Prince Andrew listened +attentively to Bagration's colloquies with the commanding officers and +the orders he gave them and, to his surprise, found that no orders were +really given, but that Prince Bagration tried to make it appear that +everything done by necessity, by accident, or by the will of subordinate +commanders was done, if not by his direct command, at least in accord +with his intentions. Prince Andrew noticed, however, that though what +happened was due to chance and was independent of the commander's will, +owing to the tact Bagration showed, his presence was very valuable. +Officers who approached him with disturbed countenances became calm; +soldiers and officers greeted him gaily, grew more cheerful in his +presence, and were evidently anxious to display their courage before +him. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Prince Bagration, having reached the highest point of our right flank, +began riding downhill to where the roll of musketry was heard but where +on account of the smoke nothing could be seen. The nearer they got to +the hollow the less they could see but the more they felt the nearness +of the actual battlefield. They began to meet wounded men. One with a +bleeding head and no cap was being dragged along by two soldiers who +supported him under the arms. There was a gurgle in his throat and he +was spitting blood. A bullet had evidently hit him in the throat or +mouth. Another was walking sturdily by himself but without his musket, +groaning aloud and swinging his arm which had just been hurt, while +blood from it was streaming over his greatcoat as from a bottle. He had +that moment been wounded and his face showed fear rather than suffering. +Crossing a road they descended a steep incline and saw several men lying +on the ground; they also met a crowd of soldiers some of whom were +unwounded. The soldiers were ascending the hill breathing heavily, and +despite the general's presence were talking loudly and gesticulating. In +front of them rows of gray cloaks were already visible through the +smoke, and an officer catching sight of Bagration rushed shouting after +the crowd of retreating soldiers, ordering them back. Bagration rode up +to the ranks along which shots crackled now here and now there, drowning +the sound of voices and the shouts of command. The whole air reeked with +smoke. The excited faces of the soldiers were blackened with it. Some +were using their ramrods, others putting powder on the touchpans or +taking charges from their pouches, while others were firing, though who +they were firing at could not be seen for the smoke which there was no +wind to carry away. A pleasant humming and whistling of bullets were +often heard. "What is this?" thought Prince Andrew approaching the crowd +of soldiers. "It can't be an attack, for they are not moving; it can't +be a square--for they are not drawn up for that." + +The commander of the regiment, a thin, feeble-looking old man with a +pleasant smile--his eyelids drooping more than half over his old eyes, +giving him a mild expression, rode up to Bagration and welcomed him as a +host welcomes an honored guest. He reported that his regiment had been +attacked by French cavalry and that, though the attack had been +repulsed, he had lost more than half his men. He said the attack had +been repulsed, employing this military term to describe what had +occurred to his regiment, but in reality he did not himself know what +had happened during that half-hour to the troops entrusted to him, and +could not say with certainty whether the attack had been repulsed or his +regiment had been broken up. All he knew was that at the commencement of +the action balls and shells began flying all over his regiment and +hitting men and that afterwards someone had shouted "Cavalry!" and our +men had begun firing. They were still firing, not at the cavalry which +had disappeared, but at French infantry who had come into the hollow and +were firing at our men. Prince Bagration bowed his head as a sign that +this was exactly what he had desired and expected. Turning to his +adjutant he ordered him to bring down the two battalions of the Sixth +Chasseurs whom they had just passed. Prince Andrew was struck by the +changed expression on Prince Bagration's face at this moment. It +expressed the concentrated and happy resolution you see on the face of a +man who on a hot day takes a final run before plunging into the water. +The dull, sleepy expression was no longer there, nor the affectation of +profound thought. The round, steady, hawk's eyes looked before him +eagerly and rather disdainfully, not resting on anything although his +movements were still slow and measured. + +The commander of the regiment turned to Prince Bagration, entreating him +to go back as it was too dangerous to remain where they were. "Please, +your excellency, for God's sake!" he kept saying, glancing for support +at an officer of the suite who turned away from him. "There, you see!" +and he drew attention to the bullets whistling, singing, and hissing +continually around them. He spoke in the tone of entreaty and reproach +that a carpenter uses to a gentleman who has picked up an ax: "We are +used to it, but you, sir, will blister your hands." He spoke as if those +bullets could not kill him, and his half-closed eyes gave still more +persuasiveness to his words. The staff officer joined in the colonel's +appeals, but Bagration did not reply; he only gave an order to cease +firing and re-form, so as to give room for the two approaching +battalions. While he was speaking, the curtain of smoke that had +concealed the hollow, driven by a rising wind, began to move from right +to left as if drawn by an invisible hand, and the hill opposite, with +the French moving about on it, opened out before them. All eyes fastened +involuntarily on this French column advancing against them and winding +down over the uneven ground. One could already see the soldiers' shaggy +caps, distinguish the officers from the men, and see the standard +flapping against its staff. + +"They march splendidly," remarked someone in Bagration's suite. + +The head of the column had already descended into the hollow. The clash +would take place on this side of it... + +The remains of our regiment which had been in action rapidly formed up +and moved to the right; from behind it, dispersing the laggards, came +two battalions of the Sixth Chasseurs in fine order. Before they had +reached Bagration, the weighty tread of the mass of men marching in step +could be heard. On their left flank, nearest to Bagration, marched a +company commander, a fine round-faced man, with a stupid and happy +expression--the same man who had rushed out of the wattle shed. At that +moment he was clearly thinking of nothing but how dashing a fellow he +would appear as he passed the commander. + +With the self-satisfaction of a man on parade, he stepped lightly with +his muscular legs as if sailing along, stretching himself to his full +height without the smallest effort, his ease contrasting with the heavy +tread of the soldiers who were keeping step with him. He carried close +to his leg a narrow unsheathed sword (small, curved, and not like a real +weapon) and looked now at the superior officers and now back at the men +without losing step, his whole powerful body turning flexibly. It was as +if all the powers of his soul were concentrated on passing the commander +in the best possible manner, and feeling that he was doing it well he +was happy. "Left... left... left..." he seemed to repeat to himself at +each alternate step; and in time to this, with stern but varied faces, +the wall of soldiers burdened with knapsacks and muskets marched in +step, and each one of these hundreds of soldiers seemed to be repeating +to himself at each alternate step, "Left... left... left..." A fat major +skirted a bush, puffing and falling out of step; a soldier who had +fallen behind, his face showing alarm at his defection, ran at a trot, +panting to catch up with his company. A cannon ball, cleaving the air, +flew over the heads of Bagration and his suite, and fell into the column +to the measure of "Left... left!" "Close up!" came the company +commander's voice in jaunty tones. The soldiers passed in a semicircle +round something where the ball had fallen, and an old trooper on the +flank, a noncommissioned officer who had stopped beside the dead men, +ran to catch up his line and, falling into step with a hop, looked back +angrily, and through the ominous silence and the regular tramp of feet +beating the ground in unison, one seemed to hear left... left... left. + +"Well done, lads!" said Prince Bagration. + +"Glad to do our best, your ex'len-lency!" came a confused shout from the +ranks. A morose soldier marching on the left turned his eyes on +Bagration as he shouted, with an expression that seemed to say: "We know +that ourselves!" Another, without looking round, as though fearing to +relax, shouted with his mouth wide open and passed on. + +The order was given to halt and down knapsacks. + +Bagration rode round the ranks that had marched past him and dismounted. +He gave the reins to a Cossack, took off and handed over his felt coat, +stretched his legs, and set his cap straight. The head of the French +column, with its officers leading, appeared from below the hill. + +"Forward, with God!" said Bagration, in a resolute, sonorous voice, +turning for a moment to the front line, and slightly swinging his arms, +he went forward uneasily over the rough field with the awkward gait of a +cavalryman. Prince Andrew felt that an invisible power was leading him +forward, and experienced great happiness. + +The French were already near. Prince Andrew, walking beside Bagration, +could clearly distinguish their bandoliers, red epaulets, and even their +faces. (He distinctly saw an old French officer who, with gaitered legs +and turned-out toes, climbed the hill with difficulty.) Prince Bagration +gave no further orders and silently continued to walk on in front of the +ranks. Suddenly one shot after another rang out from the French, smoke +appeared all along their uneven ranks, and musket shots sounded. Several +of our men fell, among them the round-faced officer who had marched so +gaily and complacently. But at the moment the first report was heard, +Bagration looked round and shouted, "Hurrah!" + +"Hurrah--ah!--ah!" rang a long-drawn shout from our ranks, and passing +Bagration and racing one another they rushed in an irregular but joyous +and eager crowd down the hill at their disordered foe. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +The attack of the Sixth Chasseurs secured the retreat of our right +flank. In the center Tushin's forgotten battery, which had managed to +set fire to the Schon Grabern village, delayed the French advance. The +French were putting out the fire which the wind was spreading, and thus +gave us time to retreat. The retirement of the center to the other side +of the dip in the ground at the rear was hurried and noisy, but the +different companies did not get mixed. But our left--which consisted of +the Azov and Podolsk infantry and the Pavlograd hussars--was +simultaneously attacked and outflanked by superior French forces under +Lannes and was thrown into confusion. Bagration had sent Zherkov to the +general commanding that left flank with orders to retreat immediately. + +Zherkov, not removing his hand from his cap, turned his horse about and +galloped off. But no sooner had he left Bagration than his courage +failed him. He was seized by panic and could not go where it was +dangerous. + +Having reached the left flank, instead of going to the front where the +firing was, he began to look for the general and his staff where they +could not possibly be, and so did not deliver the order. + +The command of the left flank belonged by seniority to the commander of +the regiment Kutuzov had reviewed at Braunau and in which Dolokhov was +serving as a private. But the command of the extreme left flank had been +assigned to the commander of the Pavlograd regiment in which Rostov was +serving, and a misunderstanding arose. The two commanders were much +exasperated with one another and, long after the action had begun on the +right flank and the French were already advancing, were engaged in +discussion with the sole object of offending one another. But the +regiments, both cavalry and infantry, were by no means ready for the +impending action. From privates to general they were not expecting a +battle and were engaged in peaceful occupations, the cavalry feeding the +horses and the infantry collecting wood. + +"He higher iss dan I in rank," said the German colonel of the hussars, +flushing and addressing an adjutant who had ridden up, "so let him do +what he vill, but I cannot sacrifice my hussars... Bugler, sount ze +retreat!" + +But haste was becoming imperative. Cannon and musketry, mingling +together, thundered on the right and in the center, while the capotes of +Lannes' sharpshooters were already seen crossing the milldam and forming +up within twice the range of a musket shot. The general in command of +the infantry went toward his horse with jerky steps, and having mounted +drew himself up very straight and tall and rode to the Pavlograd +commander. The commanders met with polite bows but with secret +malevolence in their hearts. + +"Once again, Colonel," said the general, "I can't leave half my men in +the wood. I beg of you, I beg of you," he repeated, "to occupy the +position and prepare for an attack." + +"I peg of you yourself not to mix in vot is not your business!" suddenly +replied the irate colonel. "If you vere in the cavalry..." + +"I am not in the cavalry, Colonel, but I am a Russian general and if you +are not aware of the fact..." + +"Quite avare, your excellency," suddenly shouted the colonel, touching +his horse and turning purple in the face. "Vill you be so goot to come +to ze front and see dat zis position iss no goot? I don't vish to +destroy my men for your pleasure!" + +"You forget yourself, Colonel. I am not considering my own pleasure and +I won't allow it to be said!" + +Taking the colonel's outburst as a challenge to his courage, the general +expanded his chest and rode, frowning, beside him to the front line, as +if their differences would be settled there amongst the bullets. They +reached the front, several bullets sped over them, and they halted in +silence. There was nothing fresh to be seen from the line, for from +where they had been before it had been evident that it was impossible +for cavalry to act among the bushes and broken ground, as well as that +the French were outflanking our left. The general and colonel looked +sternly and significantly at one another like two fighting cocks +preparing for battle, each vainly trying to detect signs of cowardice in +the other. Both passed the examination successfully. As there was +nothing to be said, and neither wished to give occasion for it to be +alleged that he had been the first to leave the range of fire, they +would have remained there for a long time testing each other's courage +had it not been that just then they heard the rattle of musketry and a +muffled shout almost behind them in the wood. The French had attacked +the men collecting wood in the copse. It was no longer possible for the +hussars to retreat with the infantry. They were cut off from the line of +retreat on the left by the French. However inconvenient the position, it +was now necessary to attack in order to cut a way through for +themselves. + +The squadron in which Rostov was serving had scarcely time to mount +before it was halted facing the enemy. Again, as at the Enns bridge, +there was nothing between the squadron and the enemy, and again that +terrible dividing line of uncertainty and fear--resembling the line +separating the living from the dead--lay between them. All were +conscious of this unseen line, and the question whether they would cross +it or not, and how they would cross it, agitated them all. + +The colonel rode to the front, angrily gave some reply to questions put +to him by the officers, and, like a man desperately insisting on having +his own way, gave an order. No one said anything definite, but the rumor +of an attack spread through the squadron. The command to form up rang +out and the sabers whizzed as they were drawn from their scabbards. +Still no one moved. The troops of the left flank, infantry and hussars +alike, felt that the commander did not himself know what to do, and this +irresolution communicated itself to the men. + +"If only they would be quick!" thought Rostov, feeling that at last the +time had come to experience the joy of an attack of which he had so +often heard from his fellow hussars. + +"Fo'ward, with God, lads!" rang out Denisov's voice. "At a twot +fo'ward!" + +The horses' croups began to sway in the front line. Rook pulled at the +reins and started of his own accord. + +Before him, on the right, Rostov saw the front lines of his hussars and +still farther ahead a dark line which he could not see distinctly but +took to be the enemy. Shots could be heard, but some way off. + +"Faster!" came the word of command, and Rostov felt Rook's flanks +drooping as he broke into a gallop. + +Rostov anticipated his horse's movements and became more and more +elated. He had noticed a solitary tree ahead of him. This tree had been +in the middle of the line that had seemed so terrible--and now he had +crossed that line and not only was there nothing terrible, but +everything was becoming more and more happy and animated. "Oh, how I +will slash at him!" thought Rostov, gripping the hilt of his saber. + +"Hur-a-a-a-ah!" came a roar of voices. "Let anyone come my way now," +thought Rostov driving his spurs into Rook and letting him go at a full +gallop so that he outstripped the others. Ahead, the enemy was already +visible. Suddenly something like a birch broom seemed to sweep over the +squadron. Rostov raised his saber, ready to strike, but at that instant +the trooper Nikitenko, who was galloping ahead, shot away from him, and +Rostov felt as in a dream that he continued to be carried forward with +unnatural speed but yet stayed on the same spot. From behind him +Bondarchuk, an hussar he knew, jolted against him and looked angrily at +him. Bondarchuk's horse swerved and galloped past. + +"How is it I am not moving? I have fallen, I am killed!" Rostov asked +and answered at the same instant. He was alone in the middle of a field. +Instead of the moving horses and hussars' backs, he saw nothing before +him but the motionless earth and the stubble around him. There was warm +blood under his arm. "No, I am wounded and the horse is killed." Rook +tried to rise on his forelegs but fell back, pinning his rider's leg. +Blood was flowing from his head; he struggled but could not rise. Rostov +also tried to rise but fell back, his sabretache having become entangled +in the saddle. Where our men were, and where the French, he did not +know. There was no one near. + +Having disentangled his leg, he rose. "Where, on which side, was now the +line that had so sharply divided the two armies?" he asked himself and +could not answer. "Can something bad have happened to me?" he wondered +as he got up: and at that moment he felt that something superfluous was +hanging on his benumbed left arm. The wrist felt as if it were not his. +He examined his hand carefully, vainly trying to find blood on it. "Ah, +here are people coming," he thought joyfully, seeing some men running +toward him. "They will help me!" In front came a man wearing a strange +shako and a blue cloak, swarthy, sunburned, and with a hooked nose. Then +came two more, and many more running behind. One of them said something +strange, not in Russian. In among the hindmost of these men wearing +similar shakos was a Russian hussar. He was being held by the arms and +his horse was being led behind him. + +"It must be one of ours, a prisoner. Yes. Can it be that they will take +me too? Who are these men?" thought Rostov, scarcely believing his eyes. +"Can they be French?" He looked at the approaching Frenchmen, and though +but a moment before he had been galloping to get at them and hack them +to pieces, their proximity now seemed so awful that he could not believe +his eyes. "Who are they? Why are they running? Can they be coming at me? +And why? To kill me? Me whom everyone is so fond of?" He remembered his +mother's love for him, and his family's, and his friends', and the +enemy's intention to kill him seemed impossible. "But perhaps they may +do it!" For more than ten seconds he stood not moving from the spot or +realizing the situation. The foremost Frenchman, the one with the hooked +nose, was already so close that the expression of his face could be +seen. And the excited, alien face of that man, his bayonet hanging down, +holding his breath, and running so lightly, frightened Rostov. He seized +his pistol and, instead of firing it, flung it at the Frenchman and ran +with all his might toward the bushes. He did not now run with the +feeling of doubt and conflict with which he had trodden the Enns bridge, +but with the feeling of a hare fleeing from the hounds. One single +sentiment, that of fear for his young and happy life, possessed his +whole being. Rapidly leaping the furrows, he fled across the field with +the impetuosity he used to show at catchplay, now and then turning his +good-natured, pale, young face to look back. A shudder of terror went +through him: "No, better not look," he thought, but having reached the +bushes he glanced round once more. The French had fallen behind, and +just as he looked round the first man changed his run to a walk and, +turning, shouted something loudly to a comrade farther back. Rostov +paused. "No, there's some mistake," thought he. "They can't have wanted +to kill me." But at the same time, his left arm felt as heavy as if a +seventy-pound weight were tied to it. He could run no more. The +Frenchman also stopped and took aim. Rostov closed his eyes and stooped +down. One bullet and then another whistled past him. He mustered his +last remaining strength, took hold of his left hand with his right, and +reached the bushes. Behind these were some Russian sharpshooters. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +The infantry regiments that had been caught unawares in the outskirts of +the wood ran out of it, the different companies getting mixed, and +retreated as a disorderly crowd. One soldier, in his fear, uttered the +senseless cry, "Cut off!" that is so terrible in battle, and that word +infected the whole crowd with a feeling of panic. + +"Surrounded! Cut off? We're lost!" shouted the fugitives. + +The moment he heard the firing and the cry from behind, the general +realized that something dreadful had happened to his regiment, and the +thought that he, an exemplary officer of many years' service who had +never been to blame, might be held responsible at headquarters for +negligence or inefficiency so staggered him that, forgetting the +recalcitrant cavalry colonel, his own dignity as a general, and above +all quite forgetting the danger and all regard for self-preservation, he +clutched the crupper of his saddle and, spurring his horse, galloped to +the regiment under a hail of bullets which fell around, but fortunately +missed him. His one desire was to know what was happening and at any +cost correct, or remedy, the mistake if he had made one, so that he, an +exemplary officer of twenty-two years' service, who had never been +censured, should not be held to blame. + +Having galloped safely through the French, he reached a field behind the +copse across which our men, regardless of orders, were running and +descending the valley. That moment of moral hesitation which decides the +fate of battles had arrived. Would this disorderly crowd of soldiers +attend to the voice of their commander, or would they, disregarding him, +continue their flight? Despite his desperate shouts that used to seem so +terrible to the soldiers, despite his furious purple countenance +distorted out of all likeness to his former self, and the flourishing of +his saber, the soldiers all continued to run, talking, firing into the +air, and disobeying orders. The moral hesitation which decided the fate +of battles was evidently culminating in a panic. + +The general had a fit of coughing as a result of shouting and of the +powder smoke and stopped in despair. Everything seemed lost. But at that +moment the French who were attacking, suddenly and without any apparent +reason, ran back and disappeared from the outskirts, and Russian +sharpshooters showed themselves in the copse. It was Timokhin's company, +which alone had maintained its order in the wood and, having lain in +ambush in a ditch, now attacked the French unexpectedly. Timokhin, armed +only with a sword, had rushed at the enemy with such a desperate cry and +such mad, drunken determination that, taken by surprise, the French had +thrown down their muskets and run. Dolokhov, running beside Timokhin, +killed a Frenchman at close quarters and was the first to seize the +surrendering French officer by his collar. Our fugitives returned, the +battalions re-formed, and the French who had nearly cut our left flank +in half were for the moment repulsed. Our reserve units were able to +join up, and the fight was at an end. The regimental commander and Major +Ekonomov had stopped beside a bridge, letting the retreating companies +pass by them, when a soldier came up and took hold of the commander's +stirrup, almost leaning against him. The man was wearing a bluish coat +of broadcloth, he had no knapsack or cap, his head was bandaged, and +over his shoulder a French munition pouch was slung. He had an officer's +sword in his hand. The soldier was pale, his blue eyes looked impudently +into the commander's face, and his lips were smiling. Though the +commander was occupied in giving instructions to Major Ekonomov, he +could not help taking notice of the soldier. + +"Your excellency, here are two trophies," said Dolokhov, pointing to the +French sword and pouch. "I have taken an officer prisoner. I stopped the +company." Dolokhov breathed heavily from weariness and spoke in abrupt +sentences. "The whole company can bear witness. I beg you will remember +this, your excellency!" + +"All right, all right," replied the commander, and turned to Major +Ekonomov. + +But Dolokhov did not go away; he untied the handkerchief around his +head, pulled it off, and showed the blood congealed on his hair. + +"A bayonet wound. I remained at the front. Remember, your excellency!" + +Tushin's battery had been forgotten and only at the very end of the +action did Prince Bagration, still hearing the cannonade in the center, +send his orderly staff officer, and later Prince Andrew also, to order +the battery to retire as quickly as possible. When the supports attached +to Tushin's battery had been moved away in the middle of the action by +someone's order, the battery had continued firing and was only not +captured by the French because the enemy could not surmise that anyone +could have the effrontery to continue firing from four quite undefended +guns. On the contrary, the energetic action of that battery led the +French to suppose that here--in the center--the main Russian forces were +concentrated. Twice they had attempted to attack this point, but on each +occasion had been driven back by grapeshot from the four isolated guns +on the hillock. + +Soon after Prince Bagration had left him, Tushin had succeeded in +setting fire to Schon Grabern. + +"Look at them scurrying! It's burning! Just see the smoke! Fine! Grand! +Look at the smoke, the smoke!" exclaimed the artillerymen, brightening +up. + +All the guns, without waiting for orders, were being fired in the +direction of the conflagration. As if urging each other on, the soldiers +cried at each shot: "Fine! That's good! Look at it... Grand!" The fire, +fanned by the breeze, was rapidly spreading. The French columns that had +advanced beyond the village went back; but as though in revenge for this +failure, the enemy placed ten guns to the right of the village and began +firing them at Tushin's battery. + +In their childlike glee, aroused by the fire and their luck in +successfully cannonading the French, our artillerymen only noticed this +battery when two balls, and then four more, fell among our guns, one +knocking over two horses and another tearing off a munition-wagon +driver's leg. Their spirits once roused were, however, not diminished, +but only changed character. The horses were replaced by others from a +reserve gun carriage, the wounded were carried away, and the four guns +were turned against the ten-gun battery. Tushin's companion officer had +been killed at the beginning of the engagement and within an hour +seventeen of the forty men of the guns' crews had been disabled, but the +artillerymen were still as merry and lively as ever. Twice they noticed +the French appearing below them, and then they fired grapeshot at them. + +Little Tushin, moving feebly and awkwardly, kept telling his orderly to +"refill my pipe for that one!" and then, scattering sparks from it, ran +forward shading his eyes with his small hand to look at the French. + +"Smack at 'em, lads!" he kept saying, seizing the guns by the wheels and +working the screws himself. + +Amid the smoke, deafened by the incessant reports which always made him +jump, Tushin not taking his pipe from his mouth ran from gun to gun, now +aiming, now counting the charges, now giving orders about replacing dead +or wounded horses and harnessing fresh ones, and shouting in his feeble +voice, so high pitched and irresolute. His face grew more and more +animated. Only when a man was killed or wounded did he frown and turn +away from the sight, shouting angrily at the men who, as is always the +case, hesitated about lifting the injured or dead. The soldiers, for the +most part handsome fellows and, as is always the case in an artillery +company, a head and shoulders taller and twice as broad as their +officer--all looked at their commander like children in an embarrassing +situation, and the expression on his face was invariably reflected on +theirs. + +Owing to the terrible uproar and the necessity for concentration and +activity, Tushin did not experience the slightest unpleasant sense of +fear, and the thought that he might be killed or badly wounded never +occurred to him. On the contrary, he became more and more elated. It +seemed to him that it was a very long time ago, almost a day, since he +had first seen the enemy and fired the first shot, and that the corner +of the field he stood on was well-known and familiar ground. Though he +thought of everything, considered everything, and did everything the +best of officers could do in his position, he was in a state akin to +feverish delirium or drunkenness. + +From the deafening sounds of his own guns around him, the whistle and +thud of the enemy's cannon balls, from the flushed and perspiring faces +of the crew bustling round the guns, from the sight of the blood of men +and horses, from the little puffs of smoke on the enemy's side (always +followed by a ball flying past and striking the earth, a man, a gun, a +horse), from the sight of all these things a fantastic world of his own +had taken possession of his brain and at that moment afforded him +pleasure. The enemy's guns were in his fancy not guns but pipes from +which occasional puffs were blown by an invisible smoker. + +"There... he's puffing again," muttered Tushin to himself, as a small +cloud rose from the hill and was borne in a streak to the left by the +wind. + +"Now look out for the ball... we'll throw it back." + +"What do you want, your honor?" asked an artilleryman, standing close +by, who heard him muttering. + +"Nothing... only a shell..." he answered. + +"Come along, our Matvevna!" he said to himself. "Matvevna" * was the +name his fancy gave to the farthest gun of the battery, which was large +and of an old pattern. The French swarming round their guns seemed to +him like ants. In that world, the handsome drunkard Number One of the +second gun's crew was "uncle"; Tushin looked at him more often than at +anyone else and took delight in his every movement. The sound of +musketry at the foot of the hill, now diminishing, now increasing, +seemed like someone's breathing. He listened intently to the ebb and +flow of these sounds. + + +* Daughter of Matthew. + +"Ah! Breathing again, breathing!" he muttered to himself. + +He imagined himself as an enormously tall, powerful man who was throwing +cannon balls at the French with both hands. + +"Now then, Matvevna, dear old lady, don't let me down!" he was saying as +he moved from the gun, when a strange, unfamiliar voice called above his +head: "Captain Tushin! Captain!" + +Tushin turned round in dismay. It was the staff officer who had turned +him out of the booth at Grunth. He was shouting in a gasping voice: + +"Are you mad? You have twice been ordered to retreat, and you..." + +"Why are they down on me?" thought Tushin, looking in alarm at his +superior. + +"I... don't..." he muttered, holding up two fingers to his cap. "I..." + +But the staff officer did not finish what he wanted to say. A cannon +ball, flying close to him, caused him to duck and bend over his horse. +He paused, and just as he was about to say something more, another ball +stopped him. He turned his horse and galloped off. + +"Retire! All to retire!" he shouted from a distance. + +The soldiers laughed. A moment later, an adjutant arrived with the same +order. + +It was Prince Andrew. The first thing he saw on riding up to the space +where Tushin's guns were stationed was an unharnessed horse with a +broken leg, that lay screaming piteously beside the harnessed horses. +Blood was gushing from its leg as from a spring. Among the limbers lay +several dead men. One ball after another passed over as he approached +and he felt a nervous shudder run down his spine. But the mere thought +of being afraid roused him again. "I cannot be afraid," thought he, and +dismounted slowly among the guns. He delivered the order and did not +leave the battery. He decided to have the guns removed from their +positions and withdrawn in his presence. Together with Tushin, stepping +across the bodies and under a terrible fire from the French, he attended +to the removal of the guns. + +"A staff officer was here a minute ago, but skipped off," said an +artilleryman to Prince Andrew. "Not like your honor!" + +Prince Andrew said nothing to Tushin. They were both so busy as to seem +not to notice one another. When having limbered up the only two cannon +that remained uninjured out of the four, they began moving down the hill +(one shattered gun and one unicorn were left behind), Prince Andrew rode +up to Tushin. + +"Well, till we meet again..." he said, holding out his hand to Tushin. + +"Good-bye, my dear fellow," said Tushin. "Dear soul! Good-bye, my dear +fellow!" and for some unknown reason tears suddenly filled his eyes. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +The wind had fallen and black clouds, merging with the powder smoke, +hung low over the field of battle on the horizon. It was growing dark +and the glow of two conflagrations was the more conspicuous. The +cannonade was dying down, but the rattle of musketry behind and on the +right sounded oftener and nearer. As soon as Tushin with his guns, +continually driving round or coming upon wounded men, was out of range +of fire and had descended into the dip, he was met by some of the staff, +among them the staff officer and Zherkov, who had been twice sent to +Tushin's battery but had never reached it. Interrupting one another, +they all gave, and transmitted, orders as to how to proceed, +reprimanding and reproaching him. Tushin gave no orders, and, silently-- +fearing to speak because at every word he felt ready to weep without +knowing why--rode behind on his artillery nag. Though the orders were to +abandon the wounded, many of them dragged themselves after troops and +begged for seats on the gun carriages. The jaunty infantry officer who +just before the battle had rushed out of Tushin's wattle shed was laid, +with a bullet in his stomach, on "Matvevna's" carriage. At the foot of +the hill, a pale hussar cadet, supporting one hand with the other, came +up to Tushin and asked for a seat. + +"Captain, for God's sake! I've hurt my arm," he said timidly. "For God's +sake... I can't walk. For God's sake!" + +It was plain that this cadet had already repeatedly asked for a lift and +been refused. He asked in a hesitating, piteous voice. + +"Tell them to give me a seat, for God's sake!" + +"Give him a seat," said Tushin. "Lay a cloak for him to sit on, lad," he +said, addressing his favorite soldier. "And where is the wounded +officer?" + +"He has been set down. He died," replied someone. + +"Help him up. Sit down, dear fellow, sit down! Spread out the cloak, +Antonov." + +The cadet was Rostov. With one hand he supported the other; he was pale +and his jaw trembled, shivering feverishly. He was placed on "Matvevna," +the gun from which they had removed the dead officer. The cloak they +spread under him was wet with blood which stained his breeches and arm. + +"What, are you wounded, my lad?" said Tushin, approaching the gun on +which Rostov sat. + +"No, it's a sprain." + +"Then what is this blood on the gun carriage?" inquired Tushin. + +"It was the officer, your honor, stained it," answered the artilleryman, +wiping away the blood with his coat sleeve, as if apologizing for the +state of his gun. + +It was all that they could do to get the guns up the rise aided by the +infantry, and having reached the village of Gruntersdorf they halted. It +had grown so dark that one could not distinguish the uniforms ten paces +off, and the firing had begun to subside. Suddenly, near by on the +right, shouting and firing were again heard. Flashes of shot gleamed in +the darkness. This was the last French attack and was met by soldiers +who had sheltered in the village houses. They all rushed out of the +village again, but Tushin's guns could not move, and the artillerymen, +Tushin, and the cadet exchanged silent glances as they awaited their +fate. The firing died down and soldiers, talking eagerly, streamed out +of a side street. + +"Not hurt, Petrov?" asked one. + +"We've given it 'em hot, mate! They won't make another push now," said +another. + +"You couldn't see a thing. How they shot at their own fellows! Nothing +could be seen. Pitch-dark, brother! Isn't there something to drink?" + +The French had been repulsed for the last time. And again and again in +the complete darkness Tushin's guns moved forward, surrounded by the +humming infantry as by a frame. + +In the darkness, it seemed as though a gloomy unseen river was flowing +always in one direction, humming with whispers and talk and the sound of +hoofs and wheels. Amid the general rumble, the groans and voices of the +wounded were more distinctly heard than any other sound in the darkness +of the night. The gloom that enveloped the army was filled with their +groans, which seemed to melt into one with the darkness of the night. +After a while the moving mass became agitated, someone rode past on a +white horse followed by his suite, and said something in passing: "What +did he say? Where to, now? Halt, is it? Did he thank us?" came eager +questions from all sides. The whole moving mass began pressing closer +together and a report spread that they were ordered to halt: evidently +those in front had halted. All remained where they were in the middle of +the muddy road. + +Fires were lighted and the talk became more audible. Captain Tushin, +having given orders to his company, sent a soldier to find a dressing +station or a doctor for the cadet, and sat down by a bonfire the +soldiers had kindled on the road. Rostov, too, dragged himself to the +fire. From pain, cold, and damp, a feverish shivering shook his whole +body. Drowsiness was irresistibly mastering him, but he kept awake by an +excruciating pain in his arm, for which he could find no satisfactory +position. He kept closing his eyes and then again looking at the fire, +which seemed to him dazzlingly red, and at the feeble, round-shouldered +figure of Tushin who was sitting cross-legged like a Turk beside him. +Tushin's large, kind, intelligent eyes were fixed with sympathy and +commiseration on Rostov, who saw that Tushin with his whole heart wished +to help him but could not. + +From all sides were heard the footsteps and talk of the infantry, who +were walking, driving past, and settling down all around. The sound of +voices, the tramping feet, the horses' hoofs moving in mud, the +crackling of wood fires near and afar, merged into one tremulous rumble. + +It was no longer, as before, a dark, unseen river flowing through the +gloom, but a dark sea swelling and gradually subsiding after a storm. +Rostov looked at and listened listlessly to what passed before and +around him. An infantryman came to the fire, squatted on his heels, held +his hands to the blaze, and turned away his face. + +"You don't mind your honor?" he asked Tushin. "I've lost my company, +your honor. I don't know where... such bad luck!" + +With the soldier, an infantry officer with a bandaged cheek came up to +the bonfire, and addressing Tushin asked him to have the guns moved a +trifle to let a wagon go past. After he had gone, two soldiers rushed to +the campfire. They were quarreling and fighting desperately, each trying +to snatch from the other a boot they were both holding on to. + +"You picked it up?... I dare say! You're very smart!" one of them +shouted hoarsely. + +Then a thin, pale soldier, his neck bandaged with a bloodstained leg +band, came up and in angry tones asked the artillerymen for water. + +"Must one die like a dog?" said he. + +Tushin told them to give the man some water. Then a cheerful soldier ran +up, begging a little fire for the infantry. + +"A nice little hot torch for the infantry! Good luck to you, fellow +countrymen. Thanks for the fire--we'll return it with interest," said +he, carrying away into the darkness a glowing stick. + +Next came four soldiers, carrying something heavy on a cloak, and passed +by the fire. One of them stumbled. + +"Who the devil has put the logs on the road?" snarled he. + +"He's dead--why carry him?" said another. + +"Shut up!" + +And they disappeared into the darkness with their load. + +"Still aching?" Tushin asked Rostov in a whisper. + +"Yes." + +"Your honor, you're wanted by the general. He is in the hut here," said +a gunner, coming up to Tushin. + +"Coming, friend." + +Tushin rose and, buttoning his greatcoat and pulling it straight, walked +away from the fire. + +Not far from the artillery campfire, in a hut that had been prepared for +him, Prince Bagration sat at dinner, talking with some commanding +officers who had gathered at his quarters. The little old man with the +half-closed eyes was there greedily gnawing a mutton bone, and the +general who had served blamelessly for twenty-two years, flushed by a +glass of vodka and the dinner; and the staff officer with the signet +ring, and Zherkov, uneasily glancing at them all, and Prince Andrew, +pale, with compressed lips and feverishly glittering eyes. + +In a corner of the hut stood a standard captured from the French, and +the accountant with the naive face was feeling its texture, shaking his +head in perplexity--perhaps because the banner really interested him, +perhaps because it was hard for him, hungry as he was, to look on at a +dinner where there was no place for him. In the next hut there was a +French colonel who had been taken prisoner by our dragoons. Our officers +were flocking in to look at him. Prince Bagration was thanking the +individual commanders and inquiring into details of the action and our +losses. The general whose regiment had been inspected at Braunau was +informing the prince that as soon as the action began he had withdrawn +from the wood, mustered the men who were woodcutting, and, allowing the +French to pass him, had made a bayonet charge with two battalions and +had broken up the French troops. + +"When I saw, your excellency, that their first battalion was +disorganized, I stopped in the road and thought: 'I'll let them come on +and will meet them with the fire of the whole battalion'--and that's +what I did." + +The general had so wished to do this and was so sorry he had not managed +to do it that it seemed to him as if it had really happened. Perhaps it +might really have been so? Could one possibly make out amid all that +confusion what did or did not happen? + +"By the way, your excellency, I should inform you," he continued-- +remembering Dolokhov's conversation with Kutuzov and his last interview +with the gentleman-ranker--"that Private Dolokhov, who was reduced to +the ranks, took a French officer prisoner in my presence and +particularly distinguished himself." + +"I saw the Pavlograd hussars attack there, your excellency," chimed in +Zherkov, looking uneasily around. He had not seen the hussars all that +day, but had heard about them from an infantry officer. "They broke up +two squares, your excellency." + +Several of those present smiled at Zherkov's words, expecting one of his +usual jokes, but noticing that what he was saying redounded to the glory +of our arms and of the day's work, they assumed a serious expression, +though many of them knew that what he was saying was a lie devoid of any +foundation. Prince Bagration turned to the old colonel: + +"Gentlemen, I thank you all; all arms have behaved heroically: infantry, +cavalry, and artillery. How was it that two guns were abandoned in the +center?" he inquired, searching with his eyes for someone. (Prince +Bagration did not ask about the guns on the left flank; he knew that all +the guns there had been abandoned at the very beginning of the action.) +"I think I sent you?" he added, turning to the staff officer on duty. + +"One was damaged," answered the staff officer, "and the other I can't +understand. I was there all the time giving orders and had only just +left.... It is true that it was hot there," he added, modestly. + +Someone mentioned that Captain Tushin was bivouacking close to the +village and had already been sent for. + +"Oh, but you were there?" said Prince Bagration, addressing Prince +Andrew. + +"Of course, we only just missed one another," said the staff officer, +with a smile to Bolkonski. + +"I had not the pleasure of seeing you," said Prince Andrew, coldly and +abruptly. + +All were silent. Tushin appeared at the threshold and made his way +timidly from behind the backs of the generals. As he stepped past the +generals in the crowded hut, feeling embarrassed as he always was by the +sight of his superiors, he did not notice the staff of the banner and +stumbled over it. Several of those present laughed. + +"How was it a gun was abandoned?" asked Bagration, frowning, not so much +at the captain as at those who were laughing, among whom Zherkov laughed +loudest. + +Only now, when he was confronted by the stern authorities, did his guilt +and the disgrace of having lost two guns and yet remaining alive present +themselves to Tushin in all their horror. He had been so excited that he +had not thought about it until that moment. The officers' laughter +confused him still more. He stood before Bagration with his lower jaw +trembling and was hardly able to mutter: "I don't know... your +excellency... I had no men... your excellency." + +"You might have taken some from the covering troops." + +Tushin did not say that there were no covering troops, though that was +perfectly true. He was afraid of getting some other officer into +trouble, and silently fixed his eyes on Bagration as a schoolboy who has +blundered looks at an examiner. + +The silence lasted some time. Prince Bagration, apparently not wishing +to be severe, found nothing to say; the others did not venture to +intervene. Prince Andrew looked at Tushin from under his brows and his +fingers twitched nervously. + +"Your excellency!" Prince Andrew broke the silence with his abrupt +voice, "you were pleased to send me to Captain Tushin's battery. I went +there and found two thirds of the men and horses knocked out, two guns +smashed, and no supports at all." + +Prince Bagration and Tushin looked with equal intentness at Bolkonski, +who spoke with suppressed agitation. + +"And, if your excellency will allow me to express my opinion," he +continued, "we owe today's success chiefly to the action of that battery +and the heroic endurance of Captain Tushin and his company," and without +awaiting a reply, Prince Andrew rose and left the table. + +Prince Bagration looked at Tushin, evidently reluctant to show distrust +in Bolkonski's emphatic opinion yet not feeling able fully to credit it, +bent his head, and told Tushin that he could go. Prince Andrew went out +with him. + +"Thank you; you saved me, my dear fellow!" said Tushin. + +Prince Andrew gave him a look, but said nothing and went away. He felt +sad and depressed. It was all so strange, so unlike what he had hoped. + +"Who are they? Why are they here? What do they want? And when will all +this end?" thought Rostov, looking at the changing shadows before him. +The pain in his arm became more and more intense. Irresistible +drowsiness overpowered him, red rings danced before his eyes, and the +impression of those voices and faces and a sense of loneliness merged +with the physical pain. It was they, these soldiers--wounded and +unwounded--it was they who were crushing, weighing down, and twisting +the sinews and scorching the flesh of his sprained arm and shoulder. To +rid himself of them he closed his eyes. + +For a moment he dozed, but in that short interval innumerable things +appeared to him in a dream: his mother and her large white hand, Sonya's +thin little shoulders, Natasha's eyes and laughter, Denisov with his +voice and mustache, and Telyanin and all that affair with Telyanin and +Bogdanich. That affair was the same thing as this soldier with the harsh +voice, and it was that affair and this soldier that were so agonizingly, +incessantly pulling and pressing his arm and always dragging it in one +direction. He tried to get away from them, but they would not for an +instant let his shoulder move a hair's breadth. It would not ache--it +would be well--if only they did not pull it, but it was impossible to +get rid of them. + +He opened his eyes and looked up. The black canopy of night hung less +than a yard above the glow of the charcoal. Flakes of falling snow were +fluttering in that light. Tushin had not returned, the doctor had not +come. He was alone now, except for a soldier who was sitting naked at +the other side of the fire, warming his thin yellow body. + +"Nobody wants me!" thought Rostov. "There is no one to help me or pity +me. Yet I was once at home, strong, happy, and loved." He sighed and, +doing so, groaned involuntarily. + +"Eh, is anything hurting you?" asked the soldier, shaking his shirt out +over the fire, and not waiting for an answer he gave a grunt and added: +"What a lot of men have been crippled today--frightful!" + +Rostov did not listen to the soldier. He looked at the snowflakes +fluttering above the fire and remembered a Russian winter at his warm, +bright home, his fluffy fur coat, his quickly gliding sleigh, his +healthy body, and all the affection and care of his family. "And why did +I come here?" he wondered. + +Next day the French army did not renew their attack, and the remnant of +Bagration's detachment was reunited to Kutuzov's army. + +BOOK THREE: 1805 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Prince Vasili was not a man who deliberately thought out his plans. +Still less did he think of injuring anyone for his own advantage. He was +merely a man of the world who had got on and to whom getting on had +become a habit. Schemes and devices for which he never rightly accounted +to himself, but which formed the whole interest of his life, were +constantly shaping themselves in his mind, arising from the +circumstances and persons he met. Of these plans he had not merely one +or two in his head but dozens, some only beginning to form themselves, +some approaching achievement, and some in course of disintegration. He +did not, for instance, say to himself: "This man now has influence, I +must gain his confidence and friendship and through him obtain a special +grant." Nor did he say to himself: "Pierre is a rich man, I must entice +him to marry my daughter and lend me the forty thousand rubles I need." +But when he came across a man of position his instinct immediately told +him that this man could be useful, and without any premeditation Prince +Vasili took the first opportunity to gain his confidence, flatter him, +become intimate with him, and finally make his request. + +He had Pierre at hand in Moscow and procured for him an appointment as +Gentleman of the Bedchamber, which at that time conferred the status of +Councilor of State, and insisted on the young man accompanying him to +Petersburg and staying at his house. With apparent absent-mindedness, +yet with unhesitating assurance that he was doing the right thing, +Prince Vasili did everything to get Pierre to marry his daughter. Had he +thought out his plans beforehand he could not have been so natural and +shown such unaffected familiarity in intercourse with everybody both +above and below him in social standing. Something always drew him toward +those richer and more powerful than himself and he had rare skill in +seizing the most opportune moment for making use of people. + +Pierre, on unexpectedly becoming Count Bezukhov and a rich man, felt +himself after his recent loneliness and freedom from cares so beset and +preoccupied that only in bed was he able to be by himself. He had to +sign papers, to present himself at government offices, the purpose of +which was not clear to him, to question his chief steward, to visit his +estate near Moscow, and to receive many people who formerly did not even +wish to know of his existence but would now have been offended and +grieved had he chosen not to see them. These different people-- +businessmen, relations, and acquaintances alike--were all disposed to +treat the young heir in the most friendly and flattering manner: they +were all evidently firmly convinced of Pierre's noble qualities. He was +always hearing such words as: "With your remarkable kindness," or, "With +your excellent heart," "You are yourself so honorable Count," or, "Were +he as clever as you," and so on, till he began sincerely to believe in +his own exceptional kindness and extraordinary intelligence, the more so +as in the depth of his heart it had always seemed to him that he really +was very kind and intelligent. Even people who had formerly been +spiteful toward him and evidently unfriendly now became gentle and +affectionate. The angry eldest princess, with the long waist and hair +plastered down like a doll's, had come into Pierre's room after the +funeral. With drooping eyes and frequent blushes she told him she was +very sorry about their past misunderstandings and did not now feel she +had a right to ask him for anything, except only for permission, after +the blow she had received, to remain for a few weeks longer in the house +she so loved and where she had sacrificed so much. She could not refrain +from weeping at these words. Touched that this statuesque princess could +so change, Pierre took her hand and begged her forgiveness, without +knowing what for. From that day the eldest princess quite changed toward +Pierre and began knitting a striped scarf for him. + +"Do this for my sake, mon cher; after all, she had to put up with a +great deal from the deceased," said Prince Vasili to him, handing him a +deed to sign for the princess' benefit. + +Prince Vasili had come to the conclusion that it was necessary to throw +this bone--a bill for thirty thousand rubles--to the poor princess that +it might not occur to her to speak of his share in the affair of the +inlaid portfolio. Pierre signed the deed and after that the princess +grew still kinder. The younger sisters also became affectionate to him, +especially the youngest, the pretty one with the mole, who often made +him feel confused by her smiles and her own confusion when meeting him. + +It seemed so natural to Pierre that everyone should like him, and it +would have seemed so unnatural had anyone disliked him, that he could +not but believe in the sincerity of those around him. Besides, he had no +time to ask himself whether these people were sincere or not. He was +always busy and always felt in a state of mild and cheerful +intoxication. He felt as though he were the center of some important and +general movement; that something was constantly expected of him, that if +he did not do it he would grieve and disappoint many people, but if he +did this and that, all would be well; and he did what was demanded of +him, but still that happy result always remained in the future. + +More than anyone else, Prince Vasili took possession of Pierre's affairs +and of Pierre himself in those early days. From the death of Count +Bezukhov he did not let go his hold of the lad. He had the air of a man +oppressed by business, weary and suffering, who yet would not, for +pity's sake, leave this helpless youth who, after all, was the son of +his old friend and the possessor of such enormous wealth, to the caprice +of fate and the designs of rogues. During the few days he spent in +Moscow after the death of Count Bezukhov, he would call Pierre, or go to +him himself, and tell him what ought to be done in a tone of weariness +and assurance, as if he were adding every time: "You know I am +overwhelmed with business and it is purely out of charity that I trouble +myself about you, and you also know quite well that what I propose is +the only thing possible." + +"Well, my dear fellow, tomorrow we are off at last," said Prince Vasili +one day, closing his eyes and fingering Pierre's elbow, speaking as if +he were saying something which had long since been agreed upon and could +not now be altered. "We start tomorrow and I'm giving you a place in my +carriage. I am very glad. All our important business here is now +settled, and I ought to have been off long ago. Here is something I have +received from the chancellor. I asked him for you, and you have been +entered in the diplomatic corps and made a Gentleman of the Bedchamber. +The diplomatic career now lies open before you." + +Notwithstanding the tone of wearied assurance with which these words +were pronounced, Pierre, who had so long been considering his career, +wished to make some suggestion. But Prince Vasili interrupted him in the +special deep cooing tone, precluding the possibility of interrupting his +speech, which he used in extreme cases when special persuasion was +needed. + +"Mais, mon cher, I did this for my own sake, to satisfy my conscience, +and there is nothing to thank me for. No one has ever complained yet of +being too much loved; and besides, you are free, you could throw it up +tomorrow. But you will see everything for yourself when you get to +Petersburg. It is high time for you to get away from these terrible +recollections." Prince Vasili sighed. "Yes, yes, my boy. And my valet +can go in your carriage. Ah! I was nearly forgetting," he added. "You +know, mon cher, your father and I had some accounts to settle, so I have +received what was due from the Ryazan estate and will keep it; you won't +require it. We'll go into the accounts later." + +By "what was due from the Ryazan estate" Prince Vasili meant several +thousand rubles quitrent received from Pierre's peasants, which the +prince had retained for himself. + +In Petersburg, as in Moscow, Pierre found the same atmosphere of +gentleness and affection. He could not refuse the post, or rather the +rank (for he did nothing), that Prince Vasili had procured for him, and +acquaintances, invitations, and social occupations were so numerous +that, even more than in Moscow, he felt a sense of bewilderment, bustle, +and continual expectation of some good, always in front of him but never +attained. + +Of his former bachelor acquaintances many were no longer in Petersburg. +The Guards had gone to the front; Dolokhov had been reduced to the +ranks; Anatole was in the army somewhere in the provinces; Prince Andrew +was abroad; so Pierre had not the opportunity to spend his nights as he +used to like to spend them, or to open his mind by intimate talks with a +friend older than himself and whom he respected. His whole time was +taken up with dinners and balls and was spent chiefly at Prince Vasili's +house in the company of the stout princess, his wife, and his beautiful +daughter Helene. + +Like the others, Anna Pavlovna Scherer showed Pierre the change of +attitude toward him that had taken place in society. + +Formerly in Anna Pavlovna's presence, Pierre had always felt that what +he was saying was out of place, tactless and unsuitable, that remarks +which seemed to him clever while they formed in his mind became foolish +as soon as he uttered them, while on the contrary Hippolyte's stupidest +remarks came out clever and apt. Now everything Pierre said was +charmant. Even if Anna Pavlovna did not say so, he could see that she +wished to and only refrained out of regard for his modesty. + +In the beginning of the winter of 1805-6 Pierre received one of Anna +Pavlovna's usual pink notes with an invitation to which was added: "You +will find the beautiful Helene here, whom it is always delightful to +see." + +When he read that sentence, Pierre felt for the first time that some +link which other people recognized had grown up between himself and +Helene, and that thought both alarmed him, as if some obligation were +being imposed on him which he could not fulfill, and pleased him as an +entertaining supposition. + +Anna Pavlovna's "At Home" was like the former one, only the novelty she +offered her guests this time was not Mortemart, but a diplomatist fresh +from Berlin with the very latest details of the Emperor Alexander's +visit to Potsdam, and of how the two august friends had pledged +themselves in an indissoluble alliance to uphold the cause of justice +against the enemy of the human race. Anna Pavlovna received Pierre with +a shade of melancholy, evidently relating to the young man's recent loss +by the death of Count Bezukhov (everyone constantly considered it a duty +to assure Pierre that he was greatly afflicted by the death of the +father he had hardly known), and her melancholy was just like the august +melancholy she showed at the mention of her most august Majesty the +Empress Marya Fedorovna. Pierre felt flattered by this. Anna Pavlovna +arranged the different groups in her drawing room with her habitual +skill. The large group, in which were Prince Vasili and the generals, +had the benefit of the diplomat. Another group was at the tea table. +Pierre wished to join the former, but Anna Pavlovna--who was in the +excited condition of a commander on a battlefield to whom thousands of +new and brilliant ideas occur which there is hardly time to put in +action--seeing Pierre, touched his sleeve with her finger, saying: + +"Wait a bit, I have something in view for you this evening." (She +glanced at Helene and smiled at her.) "My dear Helene, be charitable to +my poor aunt who adores you. Go and keep her company for ten minutes. +And that it will not be too dull, here is the dear count who will not +refuse to accompany you." + +The beauty went to the aunt, but Anna Pavlovna detained Pierre, looking +as if she had to give some final necessary instructions. + +"Isn't she exquisite?" she said to Pierre, pointing to the stately +beauty as she glided away. "And how she carries herself! For so young a +girl, such tact, such masterly perfection of manner! It comes from her +heart. Happy the man who wins her! With her the least worldly of men +would occupy a most brilliant position in society. Don't you think so? I +only wanted to know your opinion," and Anna Pavlovna let Pierre go. + +Pierre, in reply, sincerely agreed with her as to Helene's perfection of +manner. If he ever thought of Helene, it was just of her beauty and her +remarkable skill in appearing silently dignified in society. + +The old aunt received the two young people in her corner, but seemed +desirous of hiding her adoration for Helene and inclined rather to show +her fear of Anna Pavlovna. She looked at her niece, as if inquiring what +she was to do with these people. On leaving them, Anna Pavlovna again +touched Pierre's sleeve, saying: "I hope you won't say that it is dull +in my house again," and she glanced at Helene. + +Helene smiled, with a look implying that she did not admit the +possibility of anyone seeing her without being enchanted. The aunt +coughed, swallowed, and said in French that she was very pleased to see +Helene, then she turned to Pierre with the same words of welcome and the +same look. In the middle of a dull and halting conversation, Helene +turned to Pierre with the beautiful bright smile that she gave to +everyone. Pierre was so used to that smile, and it had so little meaning +for him, that he paid no attention to it. The aunt was just speaking of +a collection of snuffboxes that had belonged to Pierre's father, Count +Bezukhov, and showed them her own box. Princess Helene asked to see the +portrait of the aunt's husband on the box lid. + +"That is probably the work of Vinesse," said Pierre, mentioning a +celebrated miniaturist, and he leaned over the table to take the +snuffbox while trying to hear what was being said at the other table. + +He half rose, meaning to go round, but the aunt handed him the snuffbox, +passing it across Helene's back. Helene stooped forward to make room, +and looked round with a smile. She was, as always at evening parties, +wearing a dress such as was then fashionable, cut very low at front and +back. Her bust, which had always seemed like marble to Pierre, was so +close to him that his shortsighted eyes could not but perceive the +living charm of her neck and shoulders, so near to his lips that he need +only have bent his head a little to have touched them. He was conscious +of the warmth of her body, the scent of perfume, and the creaking of her +corset as she moved. He did not see her marble beauty forming a complete +whole with her dress, but all the charm of her body only covered by her +garments. And having once seen this he could not help being aware of it, +just as we cannot renew an illusion we have once seen through. + +"So you have never noticed before how beautiful I am?" Helene seemed to +say. "You had not noticed that I am a woman? Yes, I am a woman who may +belong to anyone--to you too," said her glance. And at that moment +Pierre felt that Helene not only could, but must, be his wife, and that +it could not be otherwise. + +He knew this at that moment as surely as if he had been standing at the +altar with her. How and when this would be he did not know, he did not +even know if it would be a good thing (he even felt, he knew not why, +that it would be a bad thing), but he knew it would happen. + +Pierre dropped his eyes, lifted them again, and wished once more to see +her as a distant beauty far removed from him, as he had seen her every +day until then, but he could no longer do it. He could not, any more +than a man who has been looking at a tuft of steppe grass through the +mist and taking it for a tree can again take it for a tree after he has +once recognized it to be a tuft of grass. She was terribly close to him. +She already had power over him, and between them there was no longer any +barrier except the barrier of his own will. + +"Well, I will leave you in your little corner," came Anna Pavlovna's +voice, "I see you are all right there." + +And Pierre, anxiously trying to remember whether he had done anything +reprehensible, looked round with a blush. It seemed to him that everyone +knew what had happened to him as he knew it himself. + +A little later when he went up to the large circle, Anna Pavlovna said +to him: "I hear you are refitting your Petersburg house?" + +This was true. The architect had told him that it was necessary, and +Pierre, without knowing why, was having his enormous Petersburg house +done up. + +"That's a good thing, but don't move from Prince Vasili's. It is good to +have a friend like the prince," she said, smiling at Prince Vasili. "I +know something about that. Don't I? And you are still so young. You need +advice. Don't be angry with me for exercising an old woman's privilege." + +She paused, as women always do, expecting something after they have +mentioned their age. "If you marry it will be a different thing," she +continued, uniting them both in one glance. Pierre did not look at +Helene nor she at him. But she was just as terribly close to him. He +muttered something and colored. + +When he got home he could not sleep for a long time for thinking of what +had happened. What had happened? Nothing. He had merely understood that +the woman he had known as a child, of whom when her beauty was mentioned +he had said absent-mindedly: "Yes, she's good looking," he had +understood that this woman might belong to him. + +"But she's stupid. I have myself said she is stupid," he thought. "There +is something nasty, something wrong, in the feeling she excites in me. I +have been told that her brother Anatole was in love with her and she +with him, that there was quite a scandal and that that's why he was sent +away. Hippolyte is her brother... Prince Vasili is her father... It's +bad...." he reflected, but while he was thinking this (the reflection +was still incomplete), he caught himself smiling and was conscious that +another line of thought had sprung up, and while thinking of her +worthlessness he was also dreaming of how she would be his wife, how she +would love him become quite different, and how all he had thought and +heard of her might be false. And he again saw her not as the daughter of +Prince Vasili, but visualized her whole body only veiled by its gray +dress. "But no! Why did this thought never occur to me before?" and +again he told himself that it was impossible, that there would be +something unnatural, and as it seemed to him dishonorable, in this +marriage. He recalled her former words and looks and the words and looks +of those who had seen them together. He recalled Anna Pavlovna's words +and looks when she spoke to him about his house, recalled thousands of +such hints from Prince Vasili and others, and was seized by terror lest +he had already, in some way, bound himself to do something that was +evidently wrong and that he ought not to do. But at the very time he was +expressing this conviction to himself, in another part of his mind her +image rose in all its womanly beauty. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +In November, 1805, Prince Vasili had to go on a tour of inspection in +four different provinces. He had arranged this for himself so as to +visit his neglected estates at the same time and pick up his son Anatole +where his regiment was stationed, and take him to visit Prince Nicholas +Bolkonski in order to arrange a match for him with the daughter of that +rich old man. But before leaving home and undertaking these new affairs, +Prince Vasili had to settle matters with Pierre, who, it is true, had +latterly spent whole days at home, that is, in Prince Vasili's house +where he was staying, and had been absurd, excited, and foolish in +Helene's presence (as a lover should be), but had not yet proposed to +her. + +"This is all very fine, but things must be settled," said Prince Vasili +to himself, with a sorrowful sigh, one morning, feeling that Pierre who +was under such obligations to him ("But never mind that") was not +behaving very well in this matter. "Youth, frivolity... well, God be +with him," thought he, relishing his own goodness of heart, "but it must +be brought to a head. The day after tomorrow will be Lelya's name day. I +will invite two or three people, and if he does not understand what he +ought to do then it will be my affair--yes, my affair. I am her father." + +Six weeks after Anna Pavlovna's "At Home" and after the sleepless night +when he had decided that to marry Helene would be a calamity and that he +ought to avoid her and go away, Pierre, despite that decision, had not +left Prince Vasili's and felt with terror that in people's eyes he was +every day more and more connected with her, that it was impossible for +him to return to his former conception of her, that he could not break +away from her, and that though it would be a terrible thing he would +have to unite his fate with hers. He might perhaps have been able to +free himself but that Prince Vasili (who had rarely before given +receptions) now hardly let a day go by without having an evening party +at which Pierre had to be present unless he wished to spoil the general +pleasure and disappoint everyone's expectation. Prince Vasili, in the +rare moments when he was at home, would take Pierre's hand in passing +and draw it downwards, or absent-mindedly hold out his wrinkled, clean- +shaven cheek for Pierre to kiss and would say: "Till tomorrow," or, "Be +in to dinner or I shall not see you," or, "I am staying in for your +sake," and so on. And though Prince Vasili, when he stayed in (as he +said) for Pierre's sake, hardly exchanged a couple of words with him, +Pierre felt unable to disappoint him. Every day he said to himself one +and the same thing: "It is time I understood her and made up my mind +what she really is. Was I mistaken before, or am I mistaken now? No, she +is not stupid, she is an excellent girl," he sometimes said to himself +"she never makes a mistake, never says anything stupid. She says little, +but what she does say is always clear and simple, so she is not stupid. +She never was abashed and is not abashed now, so she cannot be a bad +woman!" He had often begun to make reflections or think aloud in her +company, and she had always answered him either by a brief but +appropriate remark--showing that it did not interest her--or by a silent +look and smile which more palpably than anything else showed Pierre her +superiority. She was right in regarding all arguments as nonsense in +comparison with that smile. + +She always addressed him with a radiantly confiding smile meant for him +alone, in which there was something more significant than in the general +smile that usually brightened her face. Pierre knew that everyone was +waiting for him to say a word and cross a certain line, and he knew that +sooner or later he would step across it, but an incomprehensible terror +seized him at the thought of that dreadful step. A thousand times during +that month and a half while he felt himself drawn nearer and nearer to +that dreadful abyss, Pierre said to himself: "What am I doing? I need +resolution. Can it be that I have none?" + +He wished to take a decision, but felt with dismay that in this matter +he lacked that strength of will which he had known in himself and really +possessed. Pierre was one of those who are only strong when they feel +themselves quite innocent, and since that day when he was overpowered by +a feeling of desire while stooping over the snuffbox at Anna Pavlovna's, +an unacknowledged sense of the guilt of that desire paralyzed his will. + +On Helene's name day, a small party of just their own people--as his +wife said--met for supper at Prince Vasili's. All these friends and +relations had been given to understand that the fate of the young girl +would be decided that evening. The visitors were seated at supper. +Princess Kuragina, a portly imposing woman who had once been handsome, +was sitting at the head of the table. On either side of her sat the more +important guests--an old general and his wife, and Anna Pavlovna +Scherer. At the other end sat the younger and less important guests, and +there too sat the members of the family, and Pierre and Helene, side by +side. Prince Vasili was not having any supper: he went round the table +in a merry mood, sitting down now by one, now by another, of the guests. +To each of them he made some careless and agreeable remark except to +Pierre and Helene, whose presence he seemed not to notice. He enlivened +the whole party. The wax candles burned brightly, the silver and crystal +gleamed, so did the ladies' toilets and the gold and silver of the men's +epaulets; servants in scarlet liveries moved round the table, the +clatter of plates, knives, and glasses mingled with the animated hum of +several conversations. At one end of the table, the old chamberlain was +heard assuring an old baroness that he loved her passionately, at which +she laughed; at the other could be heard the story of the misfortunes of +some Mary Viktorovna or other. At the center of the table, Prince Vasili +attracted everybody's attention. With a facetious smile on his face, he +was telling the ladies about last Wednesday's meeting of the Imperial +Council, at which Sergey Kuzmich Vyazmitinov, the new military governor +general of Petersburg, had received and read the then famous rescript of +the Emperor Alexander from the army to Sergey Kuzmich, in which the +Emperor said that he was receiving from all sides declarations of the +people's loyalty, that the declaration from Petersburg gave him +particular pleasure, and that he was proud to be at the head of such a +nation and would endeavor to be worthy of it. This rescript began with +the words: "Sergey Kuzmich, From all sides reports reach me," etc. + +"Well, and so he never got farther than: 'Sergey Kuzmich'?" asked one of +the ladies. + +"Exactly, not a hair's breadth farther," answered Prince Vasili, +laughing, "'Sergey Kuzmich... From all sides... From all sides... Sergey +Kuzmich...' Poor Vyazmitinov could not get any farther! He began the +rescript again and again, but as soon as he uttered 'Sergey' he sobbed, +'Kuz-mi-ch,' tears, and 'From all sides' was smothered in sobs and he +could get no farther. And again his handkerchief, and again: 'Sergey +Kuzmich, From all sides,'... and tears, till at last somebody else was +asked to read it." + +"Kuzmich... From all sides... and then tears," someone repeated +laughing. + +"Don't be unkind," cried Anna Pavlovna from her end of the table holding +up a threatening finger. "He is such a worthy and excellent man, our +dear Vyazmitinov...." + +Everybody laughed a great deal. At the head of the table, where the +honored guests sat, everyone seemed to be in high spirits and under the +influence of a variety of exciting sensations. Only Pierre and Helene +sat silently side by side almost at the bottom of the table, a +suppressed smile brightening both their faces, a smile that had nothing +to do with Sergey Kuzmich--a smile of bashfulness at their own feelings. +But much as all the rest laughed, talked, and joked, much as they +enjoyed their Rhine wine, saute, and ices, and however they avoided +looking at the young couple, and heedless and unobservant as they seemed +of them, one could feel by the occasional glances they gave that the +story about Sergey Kuzmich, the laughter, and the food were all a +pretense, and that the whole attention of that company was directed to-- +Pierre and Helene. Prince Vasili mimicked the sobbing of Sergey Kuzmich +and at the same time his eyes glanced toward his daughter, and while he +laughed the expression on his face clearly said: "Yes... it's getting +on, it will all be settled today." Anna Pavlovna threatened him on +behalf of "our dear Vyazmitinov," and in her eyes, which, for an +instant, glanced at Pierre, Prince Vasili read a congratulation on his +future son-in-law and on his daughter's happiness. The old princess +sighed sadly as she offered some wine to the old lady next to her and +glanced angrily at her daughter, and her sigh seemed to say: "Yes, +there's nothing left for you and me but to sip sweet wine, my dear, now +that the time has come for these young ones to be thus boldly, +provocatively happy." "And what nonsense all this is that I am saying!" +thought a diplomatist, glancing at the happy faces of the lovers. +"That's happiness!" + +Into the insignificant, trifling, and artificial interests uniting that +society had entered the simple feeling of the attraction of a healthy +and handsome young man and woman for one another. And this human feeling +dominated everything else and soared above all their affected chatter. +Jests fell flat, news was not interesting, and the animation was +evidently forced. Not only the guests but even the footmen waiting at +table seemed to feel this, and they forgot their duties as they looked +at the beautiful Helene with her radiant face and at the red, broad, and +happy though uneasy face of Pierre. It seemed as if the very light of +the candles was focused on those two happy faces alone. + +Pierre felt that he was the center of it all, and this both pleased and +embarrassed him. He was like a man entirely absorbed in some occupation. +He did not see, hear, or understand anything clearly. Only now and then +detached ideas and impressions from the world of reality shot +unexpectedly through his mind. + +"So it is all finished!" he thought. "And how has it all happened? How +quickly! Now I know that not because of her alone, nor of myself alone, +but because of everyone, it must inevitably come about. They are all +expecting it, they are so sure that it will happen that I cannot, I +cannot, disappoint them. But how will it be? I do not know, but it will +certainly happen!" thought Pierre, glancing at those dazzling shoulders +close to his eyes. + +Or he would suddenly feel ashamed of he knew not what. He felt it +awkward to attract everyone's attention and to be considered a lucky man +and, with his plain face, to be looked on as a sort of Paris possessed +of a Helen. "But no doubt it always is and must be so!" he consoled +himself. "And besides, what have I done to bring it about? How did it +begin? I traveled from Moscow with Prince Vasili. Then there was +nothing. So why should I not stay at his house? Then I played cards with +her and picked up her reticule and drove out with her. How did it begin, +when did it all come about?" And here he was sitting by her side as her +betrothed, seeing, hearing, feeling her nearness, her breathing, her +movements, her beauty. Then it would suddenly seem to him that it was +not she but he was so unusually beautiful, and that that was why they +all looked so at him, and flattered by this general admiration he would +expand his chest, raise his head, and rejoice at his good fortune. +Suddenly he heard a familiar voice repeating something to him a second +time. But Pierre was so absorbed that he did not understand what was +said. + +"I am asking you when you last heard from Bolkonski," repeated Prince +Vasili a third time. "How absent-minded you are, my dear fellow." + +Prince Vasili smiled, and Pierre noticed that everyone was smiling at +him and Helene. "Well, what of it, if you all know it?" thought Pierre. +"What of it? It's the truth!" and he himself smiled his gentle childlike +smile, and Helene smiled too. + +"When did you get the letter? Was it from Olmutz?" repeated Prince +Vasili, who pretended to want to know this in order to settle a dispute. + +"How can one talk or think of such trifles?" thought Pierre. + +"Yes, from Olmutz," he answered, with a sigh. + +After supper Pierre with his partner followed the others into the +drawing room. The guests began to disperse, some without taking leave of +Helene. Some, as if unwilling to distract her from an important +occupation, came up to her for a moment and made haste to go away, +refusing to let her see them off. The diplomatist preserved a mournful +silence as he left the drawing room. He pictured the vanity of his +diplomatic career in comparison with Pierre's happiness. The old general +grumbled at his wife when she asked how his leg was. "Oh, the old fool," +he thought. "That Princess Helene will be beautiful still when she's +fifty." + +"I think I may congratulate you," whispered Anna Pavlovna to the old +princess, kissing her soundly. "If I hadn't this headache I'd have +stayed longer." + +The old princess did not reply, she was tormented by jealousy of her +daughter's happiness. + +While the guests were taking their leave Pierre remained for a long time +alone with Helene in the little drawing room where they were sitting. He +had often before, during the last six weeks, remained alone with her, +but had never spoken to her of love. Now he felt that it was inevitable, +but he could not make up his mind to take the final step. He felt +ashamed; he felt that he was occupying someone else's place here beside +Helene. "This happiness is not for you," some inner voice whispered to +him. "This happiness is for those who have not in them what there is in +you." + +But, as he had to say something, he began by asking her whether she was +satisfied with the party. She replied in her usual simple manner that +this name day of hers had been one of the pleasantest she had ever had. + +Some of the nearest relatives had not yet left. They were sitting in the +large drawing room. Prince Vasili came up to Pierre with languid +footsteps. Pierre rose and said it was getting late. Prince Vasili gave +him a look of stern inquiry, as though what Pierre had just said was so +strange that one could not take it in. But then the expression of +severity changed, and he drew Pierre's hand downwards, made him sit +down, and smiled affectionately. + +"Well, Lelya?" he asked, turning instantly to his daughter and +addressing her with the careless tone of habitual tenderness natural to +parents who have petted their children from babyhood, but which Prince +Vasili had only acquired by imitating other parents. + +And he again turned to Pierre. + +"Sergey Kuzmich--From all sides-" he said, unbuttoning the top button of +his waistcoat. + +Pierre smiled, but his smile showed that he knew it was not the story +about Sergey Kuzmich that interested Prince Vasili just then, and Prince +Vasili saw that Pierre knew this. He suddenly muttered something and +went away. It seemed to Pierre that even the prince was disconcerted. +The sight of the discomposure of that old man of the world touched +Pierre: he looked at Helene and she too seemed disconcerted, and her +look seemed to say: "Well, it is your own fault." + +"The step must be taken but I cannot, I cannot!" thought Pierre, and he +again began speaking about indifferent matters, about Sergey Kuzmich, +asking what the point of the story was as he had not heard it properly. +Helene answered with a smile that she too had missed it. + +When Prince Vasili returned to the drawing room, the princess, his wife, +was talking in low tones to the elderly lady about Pierre. + +"Of course, it is a very brilliant match, but happiness, my dear..." + +"Marriages are made in heaven," replied the elderly lady. + +Prince Vasili passed by, seeming not to hear the ladies, and sat down on +a sofa in a far corner of the room. He closed his eyes and seemed to be +dozing. His head sank forward and then he roused himself. + +"Aline," he said to his wife, "go and see what they are about." + +The princess went up to the door, passed by it with a dignified and +indifferent air, and glanced into the little drawing room. Pierre and +Helene still sat talking just as before. + +"Still the same," she said to her husband. + +Prince Vasili frowned, twisting his mouth, his cheeks quivered and his +face assumed the coarse, unpleasant expression peculiar to him. Shaking +himself, he rose, threw back his head, and with resolute steps went past +the ladies into the little drawing room. With quick steps he went +joyfully up to Pierre. His face was so unusually triumphant that Pierre +rose in alarm on seeing it. + +"Thank God!" said Prince Vasili. "My wife has told me everything!" (He +put one arm around Pierre and the other around his daughter.)--"My dear +boy... Lelya... I am very pleased." (His voice trembled.) "I loved your +father... and she will make you a good wife... God bless you!..." + +He embraced his daughter, and then again Pierre, and kissed him with his +malodorous mouth. Tears actually moistened his cheeks. + +"Princess, come here!" he shouted. + +The old princess came in and also wept. The elderly lady was using her +handkerchief too. Pierre was kissed, and he kissed the beautiful +Helene's hand several times. After a while they were left alone again. + +"All this had to be and could not be otherwise," thought Pierre, "so it +is useless to ask whether it is good or bad. It is good because it's +definite and one is rid of the old tormenting doubt." Pierre held the +hand of his betrothed in silence, looking at her beautiful bosom as it +rose and fell. + +"Helene!" he said aloud and paused. + +"Something special is always said in such cases," he thought, but could +not remember what it was that people say. He looked at her face. She +drew nearer to him. Her face flushed. + +"Oh, take those off... those..." she said, pointing to his spectacles. + +Pierre took them off, and his eyes, besides the strange look eyes have +from which spectacles have just been removed, had also a frightened and +inquiring look. He was about to stoop over her hand and kiss it, but +with a rapid, almost brutal movement of her head, she intercepted his +lips and met them with her own. Her face struck Pierre, by its altered, +unpleasantly excited expression. + +"It is too late now, it's done; besides I love her," thought Pierre. + +"Je vous aime!" * he said, remembering what has to be said at such +moments: but his words sounded so weak that he felt ashamed of himself. + + +* "I love you." + +Six weeks later he was married, and settled in Count Bezukhov's large, +newly furnished Petersburg house, the happy possessor, as people said, +of a wife who was a celebrated beauty and of millions of money. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Old Prince Nicholas Bolkonski received a letter from Prince Vasili in +November, 1805, announcing that he and his son would be paying him a +visit. "I am starting on a journey of inspection, and of course I shall +think nothing of an extra seventy miles to come and see you at the same +time, my honored benefactor," wrote Prince Vasili. "My son Anatole is +accompanying me on his way to the army, so I hope you will allow him +personally to express the deep respect that, emulating his father, he +feels for you." + +"It seems that there will be no need to bring Mary out, suitors are +coming to us of their own accord," incautiously remarked the little +princess on hearing the news. + +Prince Nicholas frowned, but said nothing. + +A fortnight after the letter Prince Vasili's servants came one evening +in advance of him, and he and his son arrived next day. + +Old Bolkonski had always had a poor opinion of Prince Vasili's +character, but more so recently, since in the new reigns of Paul and +Alexander Prince Vasili had risen to high position and honors. And now, +from the hints contained in his letter and given by the little princess, +he saw which way the wind was blowing, and his low opinion changed into +a feeling of contemptuous ill will. He snorted whenever he mentioned +him. On the day of Prince Vasili's arrival, Prince Bolkonski was +particularly discontented and out of temper. Whether he was in a bad +temper because Prince Vasili was coming, or whether his being in a bad +temper made him specially annoyed at Prince Vasili's visit, he was in a +bad temper, and in the morning Tikhon had already advised the architect +not to go to the prince with his report. + +"Do you hear how he's walking?" said Tikhon, drawing the architect's +attention to the sound of the prince's footsteps. "Stepping flat on his +heels--we know what that means...." + +However, at nine o'clock the prince, in his velvet coat with a sable +collar and cap, went out for his usual walk. It had snowed the day +before and the path to the hothouse, along which the prince was in the +habit of walking, had been swept: the marks of the broom were still +visible in the snow and a shovel had been left sticking in one of the +soft snowbanks that bordered both sides of the path. The prince went +through the conservatories, the serfs' quarters, and the outbuildings, +frowning and silent. + +"Can a sleigh pass?" he asked his overseer, a venerable man, resembling +his master in manners and looks, who was accompanying him back to the +house. + +"The snow is deep. I am having the avenue swept, your honor." + +The prince bowed his head and went up to the porch. "God be thanked," +thought the overseer, "the storm has blown over!" + +"It would have been hard to drive up, your honor," he added. "I heard, +your honor, that a minister is coming to visit your honor." + +The prince turned round to the overseer and fixed his eyes on him, +frowning. + +"What? A minister? What minister? Who gave orders?" he said in his +shrill, harsh voice. "The road is not swept for the princess my +daughter, but for a minister! For me, there are no ministers!" + +"Your honor, I thought..." + +"You thought!" shouted the prince, his words coming more and more +rapidly and indistinctly. "You thought!... Rascals! Blackguards!... I'll +teach you to think!" and lifting his stick he swung it and would have +hit Alpatych, the overseer, had not the latter instinctively avoided the +blow. "Thought... Blackguards..." shouted the prince rapidly. + +But although Alpatych, frightened at his own temerity in avoiding the +stroke, came up to the prince, bowing his bald head resignedly before +him, or perhaps for that very reason, the prince, though he continued to +shout: "Blackguards!... Throw the snow back on the road!" did not lift +his stick again but hurried into the house. + +Before dinner, Princess Mary and Mademoiselle Bourienne, who knew that +the prince was in a bad humor, stood awaiting him; Mademoiselle +Bourienne with a radiant face that said: "I know nothing, I am the same +as usual," and Princess Mary pale, frightened, and with downcast eyes. +What she found hardest to bear was to know that on such occasions she +ought to behave like Mademoiselle Bourienne, but could not. She thought: +"If I seem not to notice he will think that I do not sympathize with +him; if I seem sad and out of spirits myself, he will say (as he has +done before) that I'm in the dumps." + +The prince looked at his daughter's frightened face and snorted. + +"Fool... or dummy!" he muttered. + +"And the other one is not here. They've been telling tales," he thought- +-referring to the little princess who was not in the dining room. + +"Where is the princess?" he asked. "Hiding?" + +"She is not very well," answered Mademoiselle Bourienne with a bright +smile, "so she won't come down. It is natural in her state." + +"Hm! Hm!" muttered the prince, sitting down. + +His plate seemed to him not quite clean, and pointing to a spot he flung +it away. Tikhon caught it and handed it to a footman. The little +princess was not unwell, but had such an overpowering fear of the prince +that, hearing he was in a bad humor, she had decided not to appear. + +"I am afraid for the baby," she said to Mademoiselle Bourienne: "Heaven +knows what a fright might do." + +In general at Bald Hills the little princess lived in constant fear, and +with a sense of antipathy to the old prince which she did not realize +because the fear was so much the stronger feeling. The prince +reciprocated this antipathy, but it was overpowered by his contempt for +her. When the little princess had grown accustomed to life at Bald +Hills, she took a special fancy to Mademoiselle Bourienne, spent whole +days with her, asked her to sleep in her room, and often talked with her +about the old prince and criticized him. + +"So we are to have visitors, mon prince?" remarked Mademoiselle +Bourienne, unfolding her white napkin with her rosy fingers. "His +Excellency Prince Vasili Kuragin and his son, I understand?" she said +inquiringly. + +"Hm!--his excellency is a puppy.... I got him his appointment in the +service," said the prince disdainfully. "Why his son is coming I don't +understand. Perhaps Princess Elizabeth and Princess Mary know. I don't +want him." (He looked at his blushing daughter.) "Are you unwell today? +Eh? Afraid of the 'minister' as that idiot Alpatych called him this +morning?" + +"No, mon pere." + +Though Mademoiselle Bourienne had been so unsuccessful in her choice of +a subject, she did not stop talking, but chattered about the +conservatories and the beauty of a flower that had just opened, and +after the soup the prince became more genial. + +After dinner, he went to see his daughter-in-law. The little princess +was sitting at a small table, chattering with Masha, her maid. She grew +pale on seeing her father-in-law. + +She was much altered. She was now plain rather than pretty. Her cheeks +had sunk, her lip was drawn up, and her eyes drawn down. + +"Yes, I feel a kind of oppression," she said in reply to the prince's +question as to how she felt. + +"Do you want anything?" + +"No, merci, mon pere." + +"Well, all right, all right." + +He left the room and went to the waiting room where Alpatych stood with +bowed head. + +"Has the snow been shoveled back?" + +"Yes, your excellency. Forgive me for heaven's sake... It was only my +stupidity." + +"All right, all right," interrupted the prince, and laughing his +unnatural way, he stretched out his hand for Alpatych to kiss, and then +proceeded to his study. + +Prince Vasili arrived that evening. He was met in the avenue by coachmen +and footmen, who, with loud shouts, dragged his sleighs up to one of the +lodges over the road purposely laden with snow. + +Prince Vasili and Anatole had separate rooms assigned to them. + +Anatole, having taken off his overcoat, sat with arms akimbo before a +table on a corner of which he smilingly and absent-mindedly fixed his +large and handsome eyes. He regarded his whole life as a continual round +of amusement which someone for some reason had to provide for him. And +he looked on this visit to a churlish old man and a rich and ugly +heiress in the same way. All this might, he thought, turn out very well +and amusingly. "And why not marry her if she really has so much money? +That never does any harm," thought Anatole. + +He shaved and scented himself with the care and elegance which had +become habitual to him and, his handsome head held high, entered his +father's room with the good-humored and victorious air natural to him. +Prince Vasili's two valets were busy dressing him, and he looked round +with much animation and cheerfully nodded to his son as the latter +entered, as if to say: "Yes, that's how I want you to look." + +"I say, Father, joking apart, is she very hideous?" Anatole asked, as if +continuing a conversation the subject of which had often been mentioned +during the journey. + +"Enough! What nonsense! Above all, try to be respectful and cautious +with the old prince." + +"If he starts a row I'll go away," said Prince Anatole. "I can't bear +those old men! Eh?" + +"Remember, for you everything depends on this." + +In the meantime, not only was it known in the maidservants' rooms that +the minister and his son had arrived, but the appearance of both had +been minutely described. Princess Mary was sitting alone in her room, +vainly trying to master her agitation. + +"Why did they write, why did Lise tell me about it? It can never +happen!" she said, looking at herself in the glass. "How shall I enter +the drawing room? Even if I like him I can't now be myself with him." +The mere thought of her father's look filled her with terror. The little +princess and Mademoiselle Bourienne had already received from Masha, the +lady's maid, the necessary report of how handsome the minister's son +was, with his rosy cheeks and dark eyebrows, and with what difficulty +the father had dragged his legs upstairs while the son had followed him +like an eagle, three steps at a time. Having received this information, +the little princess and Mademoiselle Bourienne, whose chattering voices +had reached her from the corridor, went into Princess Mary's room. + +"You know they've come, Marie?" said the little princess, waddling in, +and sinking heavily into an armchair. + +She was no longer in the loose gown she generally wore in the morning, +but had on one of her best dresses. Her hair was carefully done and her +face was animated, which, however, did not conceal its sunken and faded +outlines. Dressed as she used to be in Petersburg society, it was still +more noticeable how much plainer she had become. Some unobtrusive touch +had been added to Mademoiselle Bourienne's toilet which rendered her +fresh and pretty face yet more attractive. + +"What! Are you going to remain as you are, dear princess?" she began. +"They'll be announcing that the gentlemen are in the drawing room and we +shall have to go down, and you have not smartened yourself up at all!" + +The little princess got up, rang for the maid, and hurriedly and merrily +began to devise and carry out a plan of how Princess Mary should be +dressed. Princess Mary's self-esteem was wounded by the fact that the +arrival of a suitor agitated her, and still more so by both her +companions' not having the least conception that it could be otherwise. +To tell them that she felt ashamed for herself and for them would be to +betray her agitation, while to decline their offers to dress her would +prolong their banter and insistence. She flushed, her beautiful eyes +grew dim, red blotches came on her face, and it took on the unattractive +martyrlike expression it so often wore, as she submitted herself to +Mademoiselle Bourienne and Lise. Both these women quite sincerely tried +to make her look pretty. She was so plain that neither of them could +think of her as a rival, so they began dressing her with perfect +sincerity, and with the naive and firm conviction women have that dress +can make a face pretty. + +"No really, my dear, this dress is not pretty," said Lise, looking +sideways at Princess Mary from a little distance. "You have a maroon +dress, have it fetched. Really! You know the fate of your whole life may +be at stake. But this one is too light, it's not becoming!" + +It was not the dress, but the face and whole figure of Princess Mary +that was not pretty, but neither Mademoiselle Bourienne nor the little +princess felt this; they still thought that if a blue ribbon were placed +in the hair, the hair combed up, and the blue scarf arranged lower on +the best maroon dress, and so on, all would be well. They forgot that +the frightened face and the figure could not be altered, and that +however they might change the setting and adornment of that face, it +would still remain piteous and plain. After two or three changes to +which Princess Mary meekly submitted, just as her hair had been arranged +on the top of her head (a style that quite altered and spoiled her +looks) and she had put on a maroon dress with a pale-blue scarf, the +little princess walked twice round her, now adjusting a fold of the +dress with her little hand, now arranging the scarf and looking at her +with her head bent first on one side and then on the other. + +"No, it will not do," she said decidedly, clasping her hands. "No, Mary, +really this dress does not suit you. I prefer you in your little gray +everyday dress. Now please, do it for my sake. Katie," she said to the +maid, "bring the princess her gray dress, and you'll see, Mademoiselle +Bourienne, how I shall arrange it," she added, smiling with a foretaste +of artistic pleasure. + +But when Katie brought the required dress, Princess Mary remained +sitting motionless before the glass, looking at her face, and saw in the +mirror her eyes full of tears and her mouth quivering, ready to burst +into sobs. + +"Come, dear princess," said Mademoiselle Bourienne, "just one more +little effort." + +The little princess, taking the dress from the maid, came up to Princess +Mary. + +"Well, now we'll arrange something quite simple and becoming," she said. + +The three voices, hers, Mademoiselle Bourienne's, and Katie's, who was +laughing at something, mingled in a merry sound, like the chirping of +birds. + +"No, leave me alone," said Princess Mary. + +Her voice sounded so serious and so sad that the chirping of the birds +was silenced at once. They looked at the beautiful, large, thoughtful +eyes full of tears and of thoughts, gazing shiningly and imploringly at +them, and understood that it was useless and even cruel to insist. + +"At least, change your coiffure," said the little princess. "Didn't I +tell you," she went on, turning reproachfully to Mademoiselle Bourienne, +"Mary's is a face which such a coiffure does not suit in the least. Not +in the least! Please change it." + +"Leave me alone, please leave me alone! It is all quite the same to me," +answered a voice struggling with tears. + +Mademoiselle Bourienne and the little princess had to own to themselves +that Princess Mary in this guise looked very plain, worse than usual, +but it was too late. She was looking at them with an expression they +both knew, an expression thoughtful and sad. This expression in Princess +Mary did not frighten them (she never inspired fear in anyone), but they +knew that when it appeared on her face, she became mute and was not to +be shaken in her determination. + +"You will change it, won't you?" said Lise. And as Princess Mary gave no +answer, she left the room. + +Princess Mary was left alone. She did not comply with Lise's request, +she not only left her hair as it was, but did not even look in her +glass. Letting her arms fall helplessly, she sat with downcast eyes and +pondered. A husband, a man, a strong dominant and strangely attractive +being rose in her imagination, and carried her into a totally different +happy world of his own. She fancied a child, her own--such as she had +seen the day before in the arms of her nurse's daughter--at her own +breast, the husband standing by and gazing tenderly at her and the +child. "But no, it is impossible, I am too ugly," she thought. + +"Please come to tea. The prince will be out in a moment," came the +maid's voice at the door. + +She roused herself, and felt appalled at what she had been thinking, and +before going down she went into the room where the icons hung and, her +eyes fixed on the dark face of a large icon of the Saviour lit by a +lamp, she stood before it with folded hands for a few moments. A painful +doubt filled her soul. Could the joy of love, of earthly love for a man, +be for her? In her thoughts of marriage Princess Mary dreamed of +happiness and of children, but her strongest, most deeply hidden longing +was for earthly love. The more she tried to hide this feeling from +others and even from herself, the stronger it grew. "O God," she said, +"how am I to stifle in my heart these temptations of the devil? How am I +to renounce forever these vile fancies, so as peacefully to fulfill Thy +will?" And scarcely had she put that question than God gave her the +answer in her own heart. "Desire nothing for thyself, seek nothing, be +not anxious or envious. Man's future and thy own fate must remain hidden +from thee, but live so that thou mayest be ready for anything. If it be +God's will to prove thee in the duties of marriage, be ready to fulfill +His will." With this consoling thought (but yet with a hope for the +fulfillment of her forbidden earthly longing) Princess Mary sighed, and +having crossed herself went down, thinking neither of her gown and +coiffure nor of how she would go in nor of what she would say. What +could all that matter in comparison with the will of God, without Whose +care not a hair of man's head can fall? + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +When Princess Mary came down, Prince Vasili and his son were already in +the drawing room, talking to the little princess and Mademoiselle +Bourienne. When she entered with her heavy step, treading on her heels, +the gentlemen and Mademoiselle Bourienne rose and the little princess, +indicating her to the gentlemen, said: "Voila Marie!" Princess Mary saw +them all and saw them in detail. She saw Prince Vasili's face, serious +for an instant at the sight of her, but immediately smiling again, and +the little princess curiously noting the impression "Marie" produced on +the visitors. And she saw Mademoiselle Bourienne, with her ribbon and +pretty face, and her unusually animated look which was fixed on him, but +him she could not see, she only saw something large, brilliant, and +handsome moving toward her as she entered the room. Prince Vasili +approached first, and she kissed the bold forehead that bent over her +hand and answered his question by saying that, on the contrary, she +remembered him quite well. Then Anatole came up to her. She still could +not see him. She only felt a soft hand taking hers firmly, and she +touched with her lips a white forehead, over which was beautiful light- +brown hair smelling of pomade. When she looked up at him she was struck +by his beauty. Anatole stood with his right thumb under a button of his +uniform, his chest expanded and his back drawn in, slightly swinging one +foot, and, with his head a little bent, looked with beaming face at the +princess without speaking and evidently not thinking about her at all. +Anatole was not quick-witted, nor ready or eloquent in conversation, but +he had the faculty, so invaluable in society, of composure and +imperturbable self-possession. If a man lacking in self-confidence +remains dumb on a first introduction and betrays a consciousness of the +impropriety of such silence and an anxiety to find something to say, the +effect is bad. But Anatole was dumb, swung his foot, and smilingly +examined the princess' hair. It was evident that he could be silent in +this way for a very long time. "If anyone finds this silence +inconvenient, let him talk, but I don't want to," he seemed to say. +Besides this, in his behavior to women Anatole had a manner which +particularly inspires in them curiosity, awe, and even love--a +supercilious consciousness of his own superiority. It was as if he said +to them: "I know you, I know you, but why should I bother about you? +You'd be only too glad, of course." Perhaps he did not really think this +when he met women--even probably he did not, for in general he thought +very little--but his looks and manner gave that impression. The princess +felt this, and as if wishing to show him that she did not even dare +expect to interest him, she turned to his father. The conversation was +general and animated, thanks to Princess Lise's voice and little downy +lip that lifted over her white teeth. She met Prince Vasili with that +playful manner often employed by lively chatty people, and consisting in +the assumption that between the person they so address and themselves +there are some semi-private, long-established jokes and amusing +reminiscences, though no such reminiscences really exist--just as none +existed in this case. Prince Vasili readily adopted her tone and the +little princess also drew Anatole, whom she hardly knew, into these +amusing recollections of things that had never occurred. Mademoiselle +Bourienne also shared them and even Princess Mary felt herself +pleasantly made to share in these merry reminiscences. + +"Here at least we shall have the benefit of your company all to +ourselves, dear prince," said the little princess (of course, in French) +to Prince Vasili. "It's not as at Annette's * receptions where you +always ran away; you remember cette chere Annette!" + + +* Anna Pavlovna. + +"Ah, but you won't talk politics to me like Annette!" + +"And our little tea table?" + +"Oh, yes!" + +"Why is it you were never at Annette's?" the little princess asked +Anatole. "Ah, I know, I know," she said with a sly glance, "your brother +Hippolyte told me about your goings on. Oh!" and she shook her finger at +him, "I have even heard of your doings in Paris!" + +"And didn't Hippolyte tell you?" asked Prince Vasili, turning to his son +and seizing the little princess' arm as if she would have run away and +he had just managed to catch her, "didn't he tell you how he himself was +pining for the dear princess, and how she showed him the door? Oh, she +is a pearl among women, Princess," he added, turning to Princess Mary. + +When Paris was mentioned, Mademoiselle Bourienne for her part seized the +opportunity of joining in the general current of recollections. + +She took the liberty of inquiring whether it was long since Anatole had +left Paris and how he had liked that city. Anatole answered the +Frenchwoman very readily and, looking at her with a smile, talked to her +about her native land. When he saw the pretty little Bourienne, Anatole +came to the conclusion that he would not find Bald Hills dull either. +"Not at all bad!" he thought, examining her, "not at all bad, that +little companion! I hope she will bring her along with her when we're +married, la petite est gentille." * + + +* The little one is charming. + +The old prince dressed leisurely in his study, frowning and considering +what he was to do. The coming of these visitors annoyed him. "What are +Prince Vasili and that son of his to me? Prince Vasili is a shallow +braggart and his son, no doubt, is a fine specimen," he grumbled to +himself. What angered him was that the coming of these visitors revived +in his mind an unsettled question he always tried to stifle, one about +which he always deceived himself. The question was whether he could ever +bring himself to part from his daughter and give her to a husband. The +prince never directly asked himself that question, knowing beforehand +that he would have to answer it justly, and justice clashed not only +with his feelings but with the very possibility of life. Life without +Princess Mary, little as he seemed to value her, was unthinkable to him. +"And why should she marry?" he thought. "To be unhappy for certain. +There's Lise, married to Andrew--a better husband one would think could +hardly be found nowadays--but is she contented with her lot? And who +would marry Marie for love? Plain and awkward! They'll take her for her +connections and wealth. Are there no women living unmarried, and even +the happier for it?" So thought Prince Bolkonski while dressing, and yet +the question he was always putting off demanded an immediate answer. +Prince Vasili had brought his son with the evident intention of +proposing, and today or tomorrow he would probably ask for an answer. +His birth and position in society were not bad. "Well, I've nothing +against it," the prince said to himself, "but he must be worthy of her. +And that is what we shall see." + +"That is what we shall see! That is what we shall see!" he added aloud. + +He entered the drawing room with his usual alert step, glancing rapidly +round the company. He noticed the change in the little princess' dress, +Mademoiselle Bourienne's ribbon, Princess Mary's unbecoming coiffure, +Mademoiselle Bourienne's and Anatole's smiles, and the loneliness of his +daughter amid the general conversation. "Got herself up like a fool!" he +thought, looking irritably at her. "She is shameless, and he ignores +her!" + +He went straight up to Prince Vasili. + +"Well! How d'ye do? How d'ye do? Glad to see you!" + +"Friendship laughs at distance," began Prince Vasili in his usual rapid, +self-confident, familiar tone. "Here is my second son; please love and +befriend him." + +Prince Bolkonski surveyed Anatole. + +"Fine young fellow! Fine young fellow!" he said. "Well, come and kiss +me," and he offered his cheek. + +Anatole kissed the old man, and looked at him with curiosity and perfect +composure, waiting for a display of the eccentricities his father had +told him to expect. + +Prince Bolkonski sat down in his usual place in the corner of the sofa +and, drawing up an armchair for Prince Vasili, pointed to it and began +questioning him about political affairs and news. He seemed to listen +attentively to what Prince Vasili said, but kept glancing at Princess +Mary. + +"And so they are writing from Potsdam already?" he said, repeating +Prince Vasili's last words. Then rising, he suddenly went up to his +daughter. + +"Is it for visitors you've got yourself up like that, eh?" said he. +"Fine, very fine! You have done up your hair in this new way for the +visitors, and before the visitors I tell you that in future you are +never to dare to change your way of dress without my consent." + +"It was my fault, mon pere," interceded the little princess, with a +blush. + +"You must do as you please," said Prince Bolkonski, bowing to his +daughter-in-law, "but she need not make a fool of herself, she's plain +enough as it is." + +And he sat down again, paying no more attention to his daughter, who was +reduced to tears. + +"On the contrary, that coiffure suits the princess very well," said +Prince Vasili. + +"Now you, young prince, what's your name?" said Prince Bolkonski, +turning to Anatole, "come here, let us talk and get acquainted." + +"Now the fun begins," thought Anatole, sitting down with a smile beside +the old prince. + +"Well, my dear boy, I hear you've been educated abroad, not taught to +read and write by the deacon, like your father and me. Now tell me, my +dear boy, are you serving in the Horse Guards?" asked the old man, +scrutinizing Anatole closely and intently. + +"No, I have been transferred to the line," said Anatole, hardly able to +restrain his laughter. + +"Ah! That's a good thing. So, my dear boy, you wish to serve the Tsar +and the country? It is wartime. Such a fine fellow must serve. Well, are +you off to the front?" + +"No, Prince, our regiment has gone to the front, but I am attached... +what is it I am attached to, Papa?" said Anatole, turning to his father +with a laugh. + +"A splendid soldier, splendid! 'What am I attached to!' Ha, ha, ha!" +laughed Prince Bolkonski, and Anatole laughed still louder. Suddenly +Prince Bolkonski frowned. + +"You may go," he said to Anatole. + +Anatole returned smiling to the ladies. + +"And so you've had him educated abroad, Prince Vasili, haven't you?" +said the old prince to Prince Vasili. + +"I have done my best for him, and I can assure you the education there +is much better than ours." + +"Yes, everything is different nowadays, everything is changed. The lad's +a fine fellow, a fine fellow! Well, come with me now." He took Prince +Vasili's arm and led him to his study. As soon as they were alone +together, Prince Vasili announced his hopes and wishes to the old +prince. + +"Well, do you think I shall prevent her, that I can't part from her?" +said the old prince angrily. "What an idea! I'm ready for it tomorrow! +Only let me tell you, I want to know my son-in-law better. You know my +principles--everything aboveboard? I will ask her tomorrow in your +presence; if she is willing, then he can stay on. He can stay and I'll +see." The old prince snorted. "Let her marry, it's all the same to me!" +he screamed in the same piercing tone as when parting from his son. + +"I will tell you frankly," said Prince Vasili in the tone of a crafty +man convinced of the futility of being cunning with so keen-sighted a +companion. "You know, you see right through people. Anatole is no +genius, but he is an honest, goodhearted lad; an excellent son or +kinsman." + +"All right, all right, we'll see!" + +As always happens when women lead lonely lives for any length of time +without male society, on Anatole's appearance all the three women of +Prince Bolkonski's household felt that their life had not been real till +then. Their powers of reasoning, feeling, and observing immediately +increased tenfold, and their life, which seemed to have been passed in +darkness, was suddenly lit up by a new brightness, full of significance. + +Princess Mary grew quite unconscious of her face and coiffure. The +handsome open face of the man who might perhaps be her husband absorbed +all her attention. He seemed to her kind, brave, determined, manly, and +magnanimous. She felt convinced of that. Thousands of dreams of a future +family life continually rose in her imagination. She drove them away and +tried to conceal them. + +"But am I not too cold with him?" thought the princess. "I try to be +reserved because in the depth of my soul I feel too near to him already, +but then he cannot know what I think of him and may imagine that I do +not like him." + +And Princess Mary tried, but could not manage, to be cordial to her new +guest. "Poor girl, she's devilish ugly!" thought Anatole. + +Mademoiselle Bourienne, also roused to great excitement by Anatole's +arrival, thought in another way. Of course, she, a handsome young woman +without any definite position, without relations or even a country, did +not intend to devote her life to serving Prince Bolkonski, to reading +aloud to him and being friends with Princess Mary. Mademoiselle +Bourienne had long been waiting for a Russian prince who, able to +appreciate at a glance her superiority to the plain, badly dressed, +ungainly Russian princesses, would fall in love with her and carry her +off; and here at last was a Russian prince. Mademoiselle Bourienne knew +a story, heard from her aunt but finished in her own way, which she +liked to repeat to herself. It was the story of a girl who had been +seduced, and to whom her poor mother (sa pauvre mere) appeared, and +reproached her for yielding to a man without being married. Mademoiselle +Bourienne was often touched to tears as in imagination she told this +story to him, her seducer. And now he, a real Russian prince, had +appeared. He would carry her away and then sa pauvre mere would appear +and he would marry her. So her future shaped itself in Mademoiselle +Bourienne's head at the very time she was talking to Anatole about +Paris. It was not calculation that guided her (she did not even for a +moment consider what she should do), but all this had long been familiar +to her, and now that Anatole had appeared it just grouped itself around +him and she wished and tried to please him as much as possible. + +The little princess, like an old war horse that hears the trumpet, +unconsciously and quite forgetting her condition, prepared for the +familiar gallop of coquetry, without any ulterior motive or any +struggle, but with naive and lighthearted gaiety. + +Although in female society Anatole usually assumed the role of a man +tired of being run after by women, his vanity was flattered by the +spectacle of his power over these three women. Besides that, he was +beginning to feel for the pretty and provocative Mademoiselle Bourienne +that passionate animal feeling which was apt to master him with great +suddenness and prompt him to the coarsest and most reckless actions. + +After tea, the company went into the sitting room and Princess Mary was +asked to play on the clavichord. Anatole, laughing and in high spirits, +came and leaned on his elbows, facing her and beside Mademoiselle +Bourienne. Princess Mary felt his look with a painfully joyous emotion. +Her favorite sonata bore her into a most intimately poetic world and the +look she felt upon her made that world still more poetic. But Anatole's +expression, though his eyes were fixed on her, referred not to her but +to the movements of Mademoiselle Bourienne's little foot, which he was +then touching with his own under the clavichord. Mademoiselle Bourienne +was also looking at Princess Mary, and in her lovely eyes there was a +look of fearful joy and hope that was also new to the princess. + +"How she loves me!" thought Princess Mary. "How happy I am now, and how +happy I may be with such a friend and such a husband! Husband? Can it be +possible?" she thought, not daring to look at his face, but still +feeling his eyes gazing at her. + +In the evening, after supper, when all were about to retire, Anatole +kissed Princess Mary's hand. She did not know how she found the courage, +but she looked straight into his handsome face as it came near to her +shortsighted eyes. Turning from Princess Mary he went up and kissed +Mademoiselle Bourienne's hand. (This was not etiquette, but then he did +everything so simply and with such assurance!) Mademoiselle Bourienne +flushed, and gave the princess a frightened look. + +"What delicacy!" thought the princess. "Is it possible that Amelie" +(Mademoiselle Bourienne) "thinks I could be jealous of her, and not +value her pure affection and devotion to me?" She went up to her and +kissed her warmly. Anatole went up to kiss the little princess' hand. + +"No! No! No! When your father writes to tell me that you are behaving +well I will give you my hand to kiss. Not till then!" she said. And +smilingly raising a finger at him, she left the room. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +They all separated, but, except Anatole who fell asleep as soon as he +got into bed, all kept awake a long time that night. + +"Is he really to be my husband, this stranger who is so kind--yes, kind, +that is the chief thing," thought Princess Mary; and fear, which she had +seldom experienced, came upon her. She feared to look round, it seemed +to her that someone was there standing behind the screen in the dark +corner. And this someone was he--the devil--and he was also this man +with the white forehead, black eyebrows, and red lips. + +She rang for her maid and asked her to sleep in her room. + +Mademoiselle Bourienne walked up and down the conservatory for a long +time that evening, vainly expecting someone, now smiling at someone, now +working herself up to tears with the imaginary words of her pauvre mere +rebuking her for her fall. + +The little princess grumbled to her maid that her bed was badly made. +She could not lie either on her face or on her side. Every position was +awkward and uncomfortable, and her burden oppressed her now more than +ever because Anatole's presence had vividly recalled to her the time +when she was not like that and when everything was light and gay. She +sat in an armchair in her dressing jacket and nightcap and Katie, sleepy +and disheveled, beat and turned the heavy feather bed for the third +time, muttering to herself. + +"I told you it was all lumps and holes!" the little princess repeated. +"I should be glad enough to fall asleep, so it's not my fault!" and her +voice quivered like that of a child about to cry. + +The old prince did not sleep either. Tikhon, half asleep, heard him +pacing angrily about and snorting. The old prince felt as though he had +been insulted through his daughter. The insult was the more pointed +because it concerned not himself but another, his daughter, whom he +loved more than himself. He kept telling himself that he would consider +the whole matter and decide what was right and how he should act, but +instead of that he only excited himself more and more. + +"The first man that turns up--she forgets her father and everything +else, runs upstairs and does up her hair and wags her tail and is unlike +herself! Glad to throw her father over! And she knew I should notice it. +Fr... fr... fr! And don't I see that that idiot had eyes only for +Bourienne--I shall have to get rid of her. And how is it she has not +pride enough to see it? If she has no pride for herself she might at +least have some for my sake! She must be shown that the blockhead thinks +nothing of her and looks only at Bourienne. No, she has no pride... but +I'll let her see...." + +The old prince knew that if he told his daughter she was making a +mistake and that Anatole meant to flirt with Mademoiselle Bourienne, +Princess Mary's self-esteem would be wounded and his point (not to be +parted from her) would be gained, so pacifying himself with this +thought, he called Tikhon and began to undress. + +"What devil brought them here?" thought he, while Tikhon was putting the +nightshirt over his dried-up old body and gray-haired chest. "I never +invited them. They came to disturb my life--and there is not much of it +left." + +"Devil take 'em!" he muttered, while his head was still covered by the +shirt. + +Tikhon knew his master's habit of sometimes thinking aloud, and +therefore met with unaltered looks the angrily inquisitive expression of +the face that emerged from the shirt. + +"Gone to bed?" asked the prince. + +Tikhon, like all good valets, instinctively knew the direction of his +master's thoughts. He guessed that the question referred to Prince +Vasili and his son. + +"They have gone to bed and put out their lights, your excellency." + +"No good... no good..." said the prince rapidly, and thrusting his feet +into his slippers and his arms into the sleeves of his dressing gown, he +went to the couch on which he slept. + +Though no words had passed between Anatole and Mademoiselle Bourienne, +they quite understood one another as to the first part of their romance, +up to the appearance of the pauvre mere; they understood that they had +much to say to one another in private and so they had been seeking an +opportunity since morning to meet one another alone. When Princess Mary +went to her father's room at the usual hour, Mademoiselle Bourienne and +Anatole met in the conservatory. + +Princess Mary went to the door of the study with special trepidation. It +seemed to her that not only did everybody know that her fate would be +decided that day, but that they also knew what she thought about it. She +read this in Tikhon's face and in that of Prince Vasili's valet, who +made her a low bow when she met him in the corridor carrying hot water. + +The old prince was very affectionate and careful in his treatment of his +daughter that morning. Princess Mary well knew this painstaking +expression of her father's. His face wore that expression when his dry +hands clenched with vexation at her not understanding a sum in +arithmetic, when rising from his chair he would walk away from her, +repeating in a low voice the same words several times over. + +He came to the point at once, treating her ceremoniously. + +"I have had a proposition made me concerning you," he said with an +unnatural smile. "I expect you have guessed that Prince Vasili has not +come and brought his pupil with him" (for some reason Prince Bolkonski +referred to Anatole as a "pupil") "for the sake of my beautiful eyes. +Last night a proposition was made me on your account and, as you know my +principles, I refer it to you." + +"How am I to understand you, mon pere?" said the princess, growing pale +and then blushing. + +"How understand me!" cried her father angrily. "Prince Vasili finds you +to his taste as a daughter-in-law and makes a proposal to you on his +pupil's behalf. That's how it's to be understood! 'How understand +it'!... And I ask you!" + +"I do not know what you think, Father," whispered the princess. + +"I? I? What of me? Leave me out of the question. I'm not going to get +married. What about you? That's what I want to know." + +The princess saw that her father regarded the matter with disapproval, +but at that moment the thought occurred to her that her fate would be +decided now or never. She lowered her eyes so as not to see the gaze +under which she felt that she could not think, but would only be able to +submit from habit, and she said: "I wish only to do your will, but if I +had to express my own desire..." She had no time to finish. The old +prince interrupted her. + +"That's admirable!" he shouted. "He will take you with your dowry and +take Mademoiselle Bourienne into the bargain. She'll be the wife, while +you..." + +The prince stopped. He saw the effect these words had produced on his +daughter. She lowered her head and was ready to burst into tears. + +"Now then, now then, I'm only joking!" he said. "Remember this, +Princess, I hold to the principle that a maiden has a full right to +choose. I give you freedom. Only remember that your life's happiness +depends on your decision. Never mind me!" + +"But I do not know, Father!" + +"There's no need to talk! He receives his orders and will marry you or +anybody; but you are free to choose.... Go to your room, think it over, +and come back in an hour and tell me in his presence: yes or no. I know +you will pray over it. Well, pray if you like, but you had better think +it over. Go! Yes or no, yes or no, yes or no!" he still shouted when the +princess, as if lost in a fog, had already staggered out of the study. + +Her fate was decided and happily decided. But what her father had said +about Mademoiselle Bourienne was dreadful. It was untrue to be sure, but +still it was terrible, and she could not help thinking of it. She was +going straight on through the conservatory, neither seeing nor hearing +anything, when suddenly the well-known whispering of Mademoiselle +Bourienne aroused her. She raised her eyes, and two steps away saw +Anatole embracing the Frenchwoman and whispering something to her. With +a horrified expression on his handsome face, Anatole looked at Princess +Mary, but did not at once take his arm from the waist of Mademoiselle +Bourienne who had not yet seen her. + +"Who's that? Why? Wait a moment!" Anatole's face seemed to say. Princess +Mary looked at them in silence. She could not understand it. At last +Mademoiselle Bourienne gave a scream and ran away. Anatole bowed to +Princess Mary with a gay smile, as if inviting her to join in a laugh at +this strange incident, and then shrugging his shoulders went to the door +that led to his own apartments. + +An hour later, Tikhon came to call Princess Mary to the old prince; he +added that Prince Vasili was also there. When Tikhon came to her +Princess Mary was sitting on the sofa in her room, holding the weeping +Mademoiselle Bourienne in her arms and gently stroking her hair. The +princess' beautiful eyes with all their former calm radiance were +looking with tender affection and pity at Mademoiselle Bourienne's +pretty face. + +"No, Princess, I have lost your affection forever!" said Mademoiselle +Bourienne. + +"Why? I love you more than ever," said Princess Mary, "and I will try to +do all I can for your happiness." + +"But you despise me. You who are so pure can never understand being so +carried away by passion. Oh, only my poor mother..." + +"I quite understand," answered Princess Mary, with a sad smile. "Calm +yourself, my dear. I will go to my father," she said, and went out. + +Prince Vasili, with one leg thrown high over the other and a snuffbox in +his hand, was sitting there with a smile of deep emotion on his face, as +if stirred to his heart's core and himself regretting and laughing at +his own sensibility, when Princess Mary entered. He hurriedly took a +pinch of snuff. + +"Ah, my dear, my dear!" he began, rising and taking her by both hands. +Then, sighing, he added: "My son's fate is in your hands. Decide, my +dear, good, gentle Marie, whom I have always loved as a daughter!" + +He drew back and a real tear appeared in his eye. + +"Fr... fr..." snorted Prince Bolkonski. "The prince is making a +proposition to you in his pupil's--I mean, his son's--name. Do you wish +or not to be Prince Anatole Kuragin's wife? Reply: yes or no," he +shouted, "and then I shall reserve the right to state my opinion also. +Yes, my opinion, and only my opinion," added Prince Bolkonski, turning +to Prince Vasili and answering his imploring look. "Yes, or no?" + +"My desire is never to leave you, Father, never to separate my life from +yours. I don't wish to marry," she answered positively, glancing at +Prince Vasili and at her father with her beautiful eyes. + +"Humbug! Nonsense! Humbug, humbug, humbug!" cried Prince Bolkonski, +frowning and taking his daughter's hand; he did not kiss her, but only +bending his forehead to hers just touched it, and pressed her hand so +that she winced and uttered a cry. + +Prince Vasili rose. + +"My dear, I must tell you that this is a moment I shall never, never +forget. But, my dear, will you not give us a little hope of touching +this heart, so kind and generous? Say 'perhaps'... The future is so +long. Say 'perhaps.'" + +"Prince, what I have said is all there is in my heart. I thank you for +the honor, but I shall never be your son's wife." + +"Well, so that's finished, my dear fellow! I am very glad to have seen +you. Very glad! Go back to your rooms, Princess. Go!" said the old +prince. "Very, very glad to have seen you," repeated he, embracing +Prince Vasili. + +"My vocation is a different one," thought Princess Mary. "My vocation is +to be happy with another kind of happiness, the happiness of love and +self-sacrifice. And cost what it may, I will arrange poor Amelie's +happiness, she loves him so passionately, and so passionately repents. I +will do all I can to arrange the match between them. If he is not rich I +will give her the means; I will ask my father and Andrew. I shall be so +happy when she is his wife. She is so unfortunate, a stranger, alone, +helpless! And, oh God, how passionately she must love him if she could +so far forget herself! Perhaps I might have done the same!..." thought +Princess Mary. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +It was long since the Rostovs had news of Nicholas. Not till midwinter +was the count at last handed a letter addressed in his son's +handwriting. On receiving it, he ran on tiptoe to his study in alarm and +haste, trying to escape notice, closed the door, and began to read the +letter. + +Anna Mikhaylovna, who always knew everything that passed in the house, +on hearing of the arrival of the letter went softly into the room and +found the count with it in his hand, sobbing and laughing at the same +time. + +Anna Mikhaylovna, though her circumstances had improved, was still +living with the Rostovs. + +"My dear friend?" said she, in a tone of pathetic inquiry, prepared to +sympathize in any way. + +The count sobbed yet more. + +"Nikolenka... a letter... wa... a... s... wounded... my darling boy... +the countess... promoted to be an officer... thank God... How tell the +little countess!" + +Anna Mikhaylovna sat down beside him, with her own handkerchief wiped +the tears from his eyes and from the letter, then having dried her own +eyes she comforted the count, and decided that at dinner and till +teatime she would prepare the countess, and after tea, with God's help, +would inform her. + +At dinner Anna Mikhaylovna talked the whole time about the war news and +about Nikolenka, twice asked when the last letter had been received from +him, though she knew that already, and remarked that they might very +likely be getting a letter from him that day. Each time that these hints +began to make the countess anxious and she glanced uneasily at the count +and at Anna Mikhaylovna, the latter very adroitly turned the +conversation to insignificant matters. Natasha, who, of the whole +family, was the most gifted with a capacity to feel any shades of +intonation, look, and expression, pricked up her ears from the beginning +of the meal and was certain that there was some secret between her +father and Anna Mikhaylovna, that it had something to do with her +brother, and that Anna Mikhaylovna was preparing them for it. Bold as +she was, Natasha, who knew how sensitive her mother was to anything +relating to Nikolenka, did not venture to ask any questions at dinner, +but she was too excited to eat anything and kept wriggling about on her +chair regardless of her governess' remarks. After dinner, she rushed +head long after Anna Mikhaylovna and, dashing at her, flung herself on +her neck as soon as she overtook her in the sitting room. + +"Auntie, darling, do tell me what it is!" + +"Nothing, my dear." + +"No, dearest, sweet one, honey, I won't give up--I know you know +something." + +Anna Mikhaylovna shook her head. + +"You are a little slyboots," she said. + +"A letter from Nikolenka! I'm sure of it!" exclaimed Natasha, reading +confirmation in Anna Mikhaylovna's face. + +"But for God's sake, be careful, you know how it may affect your mamma." + +"I will, I will, only tell me! You won't? Then I will go and tell at +once." + +Anna Mikhaylovna, in a few words, told her the contents of the letter, +on condition that she should tell no one. + +"No, on my true word of honor," said Natasha, crossing herself, "I won't +tell anyone!" and she ran off at once to Sonya. + +"Nikolenka... wounded... a letter," she announced in gleeful triumph. + +"Nicholas!" was all Sonya said, instantly turning white. + +Natasha, seeing the impression the news of her brother's wound produced +on Sonya, felt for the first time the sorrowful side of the news. + +She rushed to Sonya, hugged her, and began to cry. + +"A little wound, but he has been made an officer; he is well now, he +wrote himself," said she through her tears. + +"There now! It's true that all you women are crybabies," remarked Petya, +pacing the room with large, resolute strides. "Now I'm very glad, very +glad indeed, that my brother has distinguished himself so. You are all +blubberers and understand nothing." + +Natasha smiled through her tears. + +"You haven't read the letter?" asked Sonya. + +"No, but she said that it was all over and that he's now an officer." + +"Thank God!" said Sonya, crossing herself. "But perhaps she deceived +you. Let us go to Mamma." + +Petya paced the room in silence for a time. + +"If I'd been in Nikolenka's place I would have killed even more of those +Frenchmen," he said. "What nasty brutes they are! I'd have killed so +many that there'd have been a heap of them." + +"Hold your tongue, Petya, what a goose you are!" + +"I'm not a goose, but they are who cry about trifles," said Petya. + +"Do you remember him?" Natasha suddenly asked, after a moment's silence. + +Sonya smiled. + +"Do I remember Nicholas?" + +"No, Sonya, but do you remember so that you remember him perfectly, +remember everything?" said Natasha, with an expressive gesture, +evidently wishing to give her words a very definite meaning. "I remember +Nikolenka too, I remember him well," she said. "But I don't remember +Boris. I don't remember him a bit." + +"What! You don't remember Boris?" asked Sonya in surprise. + +"It's not that I don't remember--I know what he is like, but not as I +remember Nikolenka. Him--I just shut my eyes and remember, but Boris... +No!" (She shut her eyes.) "No! there's nothing at all." + +"Oh, Natasha!" said Sonya, looking ecstatically and earnestly at her +friend as if she did not consider her worthy to hear what she meant to +say and as if she were saying it to someone else, with whom joking was +out of the question, "I am in love with your brother once for all and, +whatever may happen to him or to me, shall never cease to love him as +long as I live." + +Natasha looked at Sonya with wondering and inquisitive eyes, and said +nothing. She felt that Sonya was speaking the truth, that there was such +love as Sonya was speaking of. But Natasha had not yet felt anything +like it. She believed it could be, but did not understand it. + +"Shall you write to him?" she asked. + +Sonya became thoughtful. The question of how to write to Nicholas, and +whether she ought to write, tormented her. Now that he was already an +officer and a wounded hero, would it be right to remind him of herself +and, as it might seem, of the obligations to her he had taken on +himself? + +"I don't know. I think if he writes, I will write too," she said, +blushing. + +"And you won't feel ashamed to write to him?" + +Sonya smiled. + +"No." + +"And I should be ashamed to write to Boris. I'm not going to." + +"Why should you be ashamed?" + +"Well, I don't know. It's awkward and would make me ashamed." + +"And I know why she'd be ashamed," said Petya, offended by Natasha's +previous remark. "It's because she was in love with that fat one in +spectacles" (that was how Petya described his namesake, the new Count +Bezukhov) "and now she's in love with that singer" (he meant Natasha's +Italian singing master), "that's why she's ashamed!" + +"Petya, you're a stupid!" said Natasha. + +"Not more stupid than you, madam," said the nine-year-old Petya, with +the air of an old brigadier. + +The countess had been prepared by Anna Mikhaylovna's hints at dinner. On +retiring to her own room, she sat in an armchair, her eyes fixed on a +miniature portrait of her son on the lid of a snuffbox, while the tears +kept coming into her eyes. Anna Mikhaylovna, with the letter, came on +tiptoe to the countess' door and paused. + +"Don't come in," she said to the old count who was following her. "Come +later." And she went in, closing the door behind her. + +The count put his ear to the keyhole and listened. + +At first he heard the sound of indifferent voices, then Anna +Mikhaylovna's voice alone in a long speech, then a cry, then silence, +then both voices together with glad intonations, and then footsteps. +Anna Mikhaylovna opened the door. Her face wore the proud expression of +a surgeon who has just performed a difficult operation and admits the +public to appreciate his skill. + +"It is done!" she said to the count, pointing triumphantly to the +countess, who sat holding in one hand the snuffbox with its portrait and +in the other the letter, and pressing them alternately to her lips. + +When she saw the count, she stretched out her arms to him, embraced his +bald head, over which she again looked at the letter and the portrait, +and in order to press them again to her lips, she slightly pushed away +the bald head. Vera, Natasha, Sonya, and Petya now entered the room, and +the reading of the letter began. After a brief description of the +campaign and the two battles in which he had taken part, and his +promotion, Nicholas said that he kissed his father's and mother's hands +asking for their blessing, and that he kissed Vera, Natasha, and Petya. +Besides that, he sent greetings to Monsieur Schelling, Madame Schoss, +and his old nurse, and asked them to kiss for him "dear Sonya, whom he +loved and thought of just the same as ever." When she heard this Sonya +blushed so that tears came into her eyes and, unable to bear the looks +turned upon her, ran away into the dancing hall, whirled round it at +full speed with her dress puffed out like a balloon, and, flushed and +smiling, plumped down on the floor. The countess was crying. + +"Why are you crying, Mamma?" asked Vera. "From all he says one should be +glad and not cry." + +This was quite true, but the count, the countess, and Natasha looked at +her reproachfully. "And who is it she takes after?" thought the +countess. + +Nicholas' letter was read over hundreds of times, and those who were +considered worthy to hear it had to come to the countess, for she did +not let it out of her hands. The tutors came, and the nurses, and +Dmitri, and several acquaintances, and the countess reread the letter +each time with fresh pleasure and each time discovered in it fresh +proofs of Nikolenka's virtues. How strange, how extraordinary, how +joyful it seemed, that her son, the scarcely perceptible motion of whose +tiny limbs she had felt twenty years ago within her, that son about whom +she used to have quarrels with the too indulgent count, that son who had +first learned to say "pear" and then "granny," that this son should now +be away in a foreign land amid strange surroundings, a manly warrior +doing some kind of man's work of his own, without help or guidance. The +universal experience of ages, showing that children do grow +imperceptibly from the cradle to manhood, did not exist for the +countess. Her son's growth toward manhood, at each of its stages, had +seemed as extraordinary to her as if there had never existed the +millions of human beings who grew up in the same way. As twenty years +before, it seemed impossible that the little creature who lived +somewhere under her heart would ever cry, suck her breast, and begin to +speak, so now she could not believe that that little creature could be +this strong, brave man, this model son and officer that, judging by this +letter, he now was. + +"What a style! How charmingly he describes!" said she, reading the +descriptive part of the letter. "And what a soul! Not a word about +himself.... Not a word! About some Denisov or other, though he himself, +I dare say, is braver than any of them. He says nothing about his +sufferings. What a heart! How like him it is! And how he has remembered +everybody! Not forgetting anyone. I always said when he was only so +high--I always said...." + +For more than a week preparations were being made, rough drafts of +letters to Nicholas from all the household were written and copied out, +while under the supervision of the countess and the solicitude of the +count, money and all things necessary for the uniform and equipment of +the newly commissioned officer were collected. Anna Mikhaylovna, +practical woman that she was, had even managed by favor with army +authorities to secure advantageous means of communication for herself +and her son. She had opportunities of sending her letters to the Grand +Duke Constantine Pavlovich, who commanded the Guards. The Rostovs +supposed that The Russian Guards, Abroad, was quite a definite address, +and that if a letter reached the Grand Duke in command of the Guards +there was no reason why it should not reach the Pavlograd regiment, +which was presumably somewhere in the same neighborhood. And so it was +decided to send the letters and money by the Grand Duke's courier to +Boris and Boris was to forward them to Nicholas. The letters were from +the old count, the countess, Petya, Vera, Natasha, and Sonya, and +finally there were six thousand rubles for his outfit and various other +things the old count sent to his son. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +On the twelfth of November, Kutuzov's active army, in camp before +Olmutz, was preparing to be reviewed next day by the two Emperors--the +Russian and the Austrian. The Guards, just arrived from Russia, spent +the night ten miles from Olmutz and next morning were to come straight +to the review, reaching the field at Olmutz by ten o'clock. + +That day Nicholas Rostov received a letter from Boris, telling him that +the Ismaylov regiment was quartered for the night ten miles from Olmutz +and that he wanted to see him as he had a letter and money for him. +Rostov was particularly in need of money now that the troops, after +their active service, were stationed near Olmutz and the camp swarmed +with well-provisioned sutlers and Austrian Jews offering all sorts of +tempting wares. The Pavlograds held feast after feast, celebrating +awards they had received for the campaign, and made expeditions to +Olmutz to visit a certain Caroline the Hungarian, who had recently +opened a restaurant there with girls as waitresses. Rostov, who had just +celebrated his promotion to a cornetcy and bought Denisov's horse, +Bedouin, was in debt all round, to his comrades and the sutlers. On +receiving Boris' letter he rode with a fellow officer to Olmutz, dined +there, drank a bottle of wine, and then set off alone to the Guards' +camp to find his old playmate. Rostov had not yet had time to get his +uniform. He had on a shabby cadet jacket, decorated with a soldier's +cross, equally shabby cadet's riding breeches lined with worn leather, +and an officer's saber with a sword knot. The Don horse he was riding +was one he had bought from a Cossack during the campaign, and he wore a +crumpled hussar cap stuck jauntily back on one side of his head. As he +rode up to the camp he thought how he would impress Boris and all his +comrades of the Guards by his appearance--that of a fighting hussar who +had been under fire. + +The Guards had made their whole march as if on a pleasure trip, parading +their cleanliness and discipline. They had come by easy stages, their +knapsacks conveyed on carts, and the Austrian authorities had provided +excellent dinners for the officers at every halting place. The regiments +had entered and left the town with their bands playing, and by the Grand +Duke's orders the men had marched all the way in step (a practice on +which the Guards prided themselves), the officers on foot and at their +proper posts. Boris had been quartered, and had marched all the way, +with Berg who was already in command of a company. Berg, who had +obtained his captaincy during the campaign, had gained the confidence of +his superiors by his promptitude and accuracy and had arranged his money +matters very satisfactorily. Boris, during the campaign, had made the +acquaintance of many persons who might prove useful to him, and by a +letter of recommendation he had brought from Pierre had become +acquainted with Prince Andrew Bolkonski, through whom he hoped to obtain +a post on the commander-in-chief's staff. Berg and Boris, having rested +after yesterday's march, were sitting, clean and neatly dressed, at a +round table in the clean quarters allotted to them, playing chess. Berg +held a smoking pipe between his knees. Boris, in the accurate way +characteristic of him, was building a little pyramid of chessmen with +his delicate white fingers while awaiting Berg's move, and watched his +opponent's face, evidently thinking about the game as he always thought +only of whatever he was engaged on. + +"Well, how are you going to get out of that?" he remarked. + +"We'll try to," replied Berg, touching a pawn and then removing his +hand. + +At that moment the door opened. + +"Here he is at last!" shouted Rostov. "And Berg too! Oh, you +petisenfans, allay cushay dormir!" he exclaimed, imitating his Russian +nurse's French, at which he and Boris used to laugh long ago. + +"Dear me, how you have changed!" + +Boris rose to meet Rostov, but in doing so did not omit to steady and +replace some chessmen that were falling. He was about to embrace his +friend, but Nicholas avoided him. With that peculiar feeling of youth, +that dread of beaten tracks, and wish to express itself in a manner +different from that of its elders which is often insincere, Nicholas +wished to do something special on meeting his friend. He wanted to pinch +him, push him, do anything but kiss him--a thing everybody did. But +notwithstanding this, Boris embraced him in a quiet, friendly way and +kissed him three times. + +They had not met for nearly half a year and, being at the age when young +men take their first steps on life's road, each saw immense changes in +the other, quite a new reflection of the society in which they had taken +those first steps. Both had changed greatly since they last met and both +were in a hurry to show the changes that had taken place in them. + +"Oh, you damned dandies! Clean and fresh as if you'd been to a fete, not +like us sinners of the line," cried Rostov, with martial swagger and +with baritone notes in his voice, new to Boris, pointing to his own mud- +bespattered breeches. The German landlady, hearing Rostov's loud voice, +popped her head in at the door. + +"Eh, is she pretty?" he asked with a wink. + +"Why do you shout so? You'll frighten them!" said Boris. "I did not +expect you today," he added. "I only sent you the note yesterday by +Bolkonski--an adjutant of Kutuzov's, who's a friend of mine. I did not +think he would get it to you so quickly.... Well, how are you? Been +under fire already?" asked Boris. + +Without answering, Rostov shook the soldier's Cross of St. George +fastened to the cording of his uniform and, indicating a bandaged arm, +glanced at Berg with a smile. + +"As you see," he said. + +"Indeed? Yes, yes!" said Boris, with a smile. "And we too have had a +splendid march. You know, of course, that His Imperial Highness rode +with our regiment all the time, so that we had every comfort and every +advantage. What receptions we had in Poland! What dinners and balls! I +can't tell you. And the Tsarevich was very gracious to all our +officers." + +And the two friends told each other of their doings, the one of his +hussar revels and life in the fighting line, the other of the pleasures +and advantages of service under members of the Imperial family. + +"Oh, you Guards!" said Rostov. "I say, send for some wine." + +Boris made a grimace. + +"If you really want it," said he. + +He went to his bed, drew a purse from under the clean pillow, and sent +for wine. + +"Yes, and I have some money and a letter to give you," he added. + +Rostov took the letter and, throwing the money on the sofa, put both +arms on the table and began to read. After reading a few lines, he +glanced angrily at Berg, then, meeting his eyes, hid his face behind the +letter. + +"Well, they've sent you a tidy sum," said Berg, eying the heavy purse +that sank into the sofa. "As for us, Count, we get along on our pay. I +can tell you for myself..." + +"I say, Berg, my dear fellow," said Rostov, "when you get a letter from +home and meet one of your own people whom you want to talk everything +over with, and I happen to be there, I'll go at once, to be out of your +way! Do go somewhere, anywhere... to the devil!" he exclaimed, and +immediately seizing him by the shoulder and looking amiably into his +face, evidently wishing to soften the rudeness of his words, he added, +"Don't be hurt, my dear fellow; you know I speak from my heart as to an +old acquaintance." + +"Oh, don't mention it, Count! I quite understand," said Berg, getting up +and speaking in a muffled and guttural voice. + +"Go across to our hosts: they invited you," added Boris. + +Berg put on the cleanest of coats, without a spot or speck of dust, +stood before a looking glass and brushed the hair on his temples +upwards, in the way affected by the Emperor Alexander, and, having +assured himself from the way Rostov looked at it that his coat had been +noticed, left the room with a pleasant smile. + +"Oh dear, what a beast I am!" muttered Rostov, as he read the letter. + +"Why?" + +"Oh, what a pig I am, not to have written and to have given them such a +fright! Oh, what a pig I am!" he repeated, flushing suddenly. "Well, +have you sent Gabriel for some wine? All right let's have some!" + +In the letter from his parents was enclosed a letter of recommendation +to Bagration which the old countess at Anna Mikhaylovna's advice had +obtained through an acquaintance and sent to her son, asking him to take +it to its destination and make use of it. + +"What nonsense! Much I need it!" said Rostov, throwing the letter under +the table. + +"Why have you thrown that away?" asked Boris. + +"It is some letter of recommendation... what the devil do I want it +for!" + +"Why 'What the devil'?" said Boris, picking it up and reading the +address. "This letter would be of great use to you." + +"I want nothing, and I won't be anyone's adjutant." + +"Why not?" inquired Boris. + +"It's a lackey's job!" + +"You are still the same dreamer, I see," remarked Boris, shaking his +head. + +"And you're still the same diplomatist! But that's not the point... +Come, how are you?" asked Rostov. + +"Well, as you see. So far everything's all right, but I confess I should +much like to be an adjutant and not remain at the front." + +"Why?" + +"Because when once a man starts on military service, he should try to +make as successful a career of it as possible." + +"Oh, that's it!" said Rostov, evidently thinking of something else. + +He looked intently and inquiringly into his friend's eyes, evidently +trying in vain to find the answer to some question. + +Old Gabriel brought in the wine. + +"Shouldn't we now send for Berg?" asked Boris. "He would drink with you. +I can't." + +"Well, send for him... and how do you get on with that German?" asked +Rostov, with a contemptuous smile. + +"He is a very, very nice, honest, and pleasant fellow," answered Boris. + +Again Rostov looked intently into Boris' eyes and sighed. Berg returned, +and over the bottle of wine conversation between the three officers +became animated. The Guardsmen told Rostov of their march and how they +had been made much of in Russia, Poland, and abroad. They spoke of the +sayings and doings of their commander, the Grand Duke, and told stories +of his kindness and irascibility. Berg, as usual, kept silent when the +subject did not relate to himself, but in connection with the stories of +the Grand Duke's quick temper he related with gusto how in Galicia he +had managed to deal with the Grand Duke when the latter made a tour of +the regiments and was annoyed at the irregularity of a movement. With a +pleasant smile Berg related how the Grand Duke had ridden up to him in a +violent passion, shouting: "Arnauts!" ("Arnauts" was the Tsarevich's +favorite expression when he was in a rage) and called for the company +commander. + +"Would you believe it, Count, I was not at all alarmed, because I knew I +was right. Without boasting, you know, I may say that I know the Army +Orders by heart and know the Regulations as well as I do the Lord's +Prayer. So, Count, there never is any negligence in my company, and so +my conscience was at ease. I came forward...." (Berg stood up and showed +how he presented himself, with his hand to his cap, and really it would +have been difficult for a face to express greater respect and self- +complacency than his did.) "Well, he stormed at me, as the saying is, +stormed and stormed and stormed! It was not a matter of life but rather +of death, as the saying is. 'Albanians!' and 'devils!' and 'To +Siberia!'" said Berg with a sagacious smile. "I knew I was in the right +so I kept silent; was not that best, Count?... 'Hey, are you dumb?' he +shouted. Still I remained silent. And what do you think, Count? The next +day it was not even mentioned in the Orders of the Day. That's what +keeping one's head means. That's the way, Count," said Berg, lighting +his pipe and emitting rings of smoke. + +"Yes, that was fine," said Rostov, smiling. + +But Boris noticed that he was preparing to make fun of Berg, and +skillfully changed the subject. He asked him to tell them how and where +he got his wound. This pleased Rostov and he began talking about it, and +as he went on became more and more animated. He told them of his Schon +Grabern affair, just as those who have taken part in a battle generally +do describe it, that is, as they would like it to have been, as they +have heard it described by others, and as sounds well, but not at all as +it really was. Rostov was a truthful young man and would on no account +have told a deliberate lie. He began his story meaning to tell +everything just as it happened, but imperceptibly, involuntarily, and +inevitably he lapsed into falsehood. If he had told the truth to his +hearers--who like himself had often heard stories of attacks and had +formed a definite idea of what an attack was and were expecting to hear +just such a story--they would either not have believed him or, still +worse, would have thought that Rostov was himself to blame since what +generally happens to the narrators of cavalry attacks had not happened +to him. He could not tell them simply that everyone went at a trot and +that he fell off his horse and sprained his arm and then ran as hard as +he could from a Frenchman into the wood. Besides, to tell everything as +it really happened, it would have been necessary to make an effort of +will to tell only what happened. It is very difficult to tell the truth, +and young people are rarely capable of it. His hearers expected a story +of how beside himself and all aflame with excitement, he had flown like +a storm at the square, cut his way in, slashed right and left, how his +saber had tasted flesh and he had fallen exhausted, and so on. And so he +told them all that. + +In the middle of his story, just as he was saying: "You cannot imagine +what a strange frenzy one experiences during an attack," Prince Andrew, +whom Boris was expecting, entered the room. Prince Andrew, who liked to +help young men, was flattered by being asked for his assistance and +being well disposed toward Boris, who had managed to please him the day +before, he wished to do what the young man wanted. Having been sent with +papers from Kutuzov to the Tsarevich, he looked in on Boris, hoping to +find him alone. When he came in and saw an hussar of the line recounting +his military exploits (Prince Andrew could not endure that sort of man), +he gave Boris a pleasant smile, frowned as with half-closed eyes he +looked at Rostov, bowed slightly and wearily, and sat down languidly on +the sofa: he felt it unpleasant to have dropped in on bad company. +Rostov flushed up on noticing this, but he did not care, this was a mere +stranger. Glancing, however, at Boris, he saw that he too seemed ashamed +of the hussar of the line. + +In spite of Prince Andrew's disagreeable, ironical tone, in spite of the +contempt with which Rostov, from his fighting army point of view, +regarded all these little adjutants on the staff of whom the newcomer +was evidently one, Rostov felt confused, blushed, and became silent. +Boris inquired what news there might be on the staff, and what, without +indiscretion, one might ask about our plans. + +"We shall probably advance," replied Bolkonski, evidently reluctant to +say more in the presence of a stranger. + +Berg took the opportunity to ask, with great politeness, whether, as was +rumored, the allowance of forage money to captains of companies would be +doubled. To this Prince Andrew answered with a smile that he could give +no opinion on such an important government order, and Berg laughed +gaily. + +"As to your business," Prince Andrew continued, addressing Boris, "we +will talk of it later" (and he looked round at Rostov). "Come to me +after the review and we will do what is possible." + +And, having glanced round the room, Prince Andrew turned to Rostov, +whose state of unconquerable childish embarrassment now changing to +anger he did not condescend to notice, and said: "I think you were +talking of the Schon Grabern affair? Were you there?" + +"I was there," said Rostov angrily, as if intending to insult the aide- +de-camp. + +Bolkonski noticed the hussar's state of mind, and it amused him. With a +slightly contemptuous smile, he said: "Yes, there are many stories now +told about that affair!" + +"Yes, stories!" repeated Rostov loudly, looking with eyes suddenly grown +furious, now at Boris, now at Bolkonski. "Yes, many stories! But our +stories are the stories of men who have been under the enemy's fire! Our +stories have some weight, not like the stories of those fellows on the +staff who get rewards without doing anything!" + +"Of whom you imagine me to be one?" said Prince Andrew, with a quiet and +particularly amiable smile. + +A strange feeling of exasperation and yet of respect for this man's +self-possession mingled at that moment in Rostov's soul. + +"I am not talking about you," he said, "I don't know you and, frankly, I +don't want to. I am speaking of the staff in general." + +"And I will tell you this," Prince Andrew interrupted in a tone of quiet +authority, "you wish to insult me, and I am ready to agree with you that +it would be very easy to do so if you haven't sufficient self-respect, +but admit that the time and place are very badly chosen. In a day or two +we shall all have to take part in a greater and more serious duel, and +besides, Drubetskoy, who says he is an old friend of yours, is not at +all to blame that my face has the misfortune to displease you. However," +he added rising, "you know my name and where to find me, but don't +forget that I do not regard either myself or you as having been at all +insulted, and as a man older than you, my advice is to let the matter +drop. Well then, on Friday after the review I shall expect you, +Drubetskoy. Au revoir!" exclaimed Prince Andrew, and with a bow to them +both he went out. + +Only when Prince Andrew was gone did Rostov think of what he ought to +have said. And he was still more angry at having omitted to say it. He +ordered his horse at once and, coldly taking leave of Boris, rode home. +Should he go to headquarters next day and challenge that affected +adjutant, or really let the matter drop, was the question that worried +him all the way. He thought angrily of the pleasure he would have at +seeing the fright of that small and frail but proud man when covered by +his pistol, and then he felt with surprise that of all the men he knew +there was none he would so much like to have for a friend as that very +adjutant whom he so hated. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +The day after Rostov had been to see Boris, a review was held of the +Austrian and Russian troops, both those freshly arrived from Russia and +those who had been campaigning under Kutuzov. The two Emperors, the +Russian with his heir the Tsarevich, and the Austrian with the Archduke, +inspected the allied army of eighty thousand men. + +From early morning the smart clean troops were on the move, forming up +on the field before the fortress. Now thousands of feet and bayonets +moved and halted at the officers' command, turned with banners flying, +formed up at intervals, and wheeled round other similar masses of +infantry in different uniforms; now was heard the rhythmic beat of hoofs +and the jingling of showy cavalry in blue, red, and green braided +uniforms, with smartly dressed bandsmen in front mounted on black, roan, +or gray horses; then again, spreading out with the brazen clatter of the +polished shining cannon that quivered on the gun carriages and with the +smell of linstocks, came the artillery which crawled between the +infantry and cavalry and took up its appointed position. Not only the +generals in full parade uniforms, with their thin or thick waists drawn +in to the utmost, their red necks squeezed into their stiff collars, and +wearing scarves and all their decorations, not only the elegant, pomaded +officers, but every soldier with his freshly washed and shaven face and +his weapons clean and polished to the utmost, and every horse groomed +till its coat shone like satin and every hair of its wetted mane lay +smooth--felt that no small matter was happening, but an important and +solemn affair. Every general and every soldier was conscious of his own +insignificance, aware of being but a drop in that ocean of men, and yet +at the same time was conscious of his strength as a part of that +enormous whole. + +From early morning strenuous activities and efforts had begun and by ten +o'clock all had been brought into due order. The ranks were drawn up on +the vast field. The whole army was extended in three lines: the cavalry +in front, behind it the artillery, and behind that again the infantry. + +A space like a street was left between each two lines of troops. The +three parts of that army were sharply distinguished: Kutuzov's fighting +army (with the Pavlograds on the right flank of the front); those +recently arrived from Russia, both Guards and regiments of the line; and +the Austrian troops. But they all stood in the same lines, under one +command, and in a like order. + +Like wind over leaves ran an excited whisper: "They're coming! They're +coming!" Alarmed voices were heard, and a stir of final preparation +swept over all the troops. + +From the direction of Olmutz in front of them, a group was seen +approaching. And at that moment, though the day was still, a light gust +of wind blowing over the army slightly stirred the streamers on the +lances and the unfolded standards fluttered against their staffs. It +looked as if by that slight motion the army itself was expressing its +joy at the approach of the Emperors. One voice was heard shouting: "Eyes +front!" Then, like the crowing of cocks at sunrise, this was repeated by +others from various sides and all became silent. + +In the deathlike stillness only the tramp of horses was heard. This was +the Emperors' suites. The Emperors rode up to the flank, and the +trumpets of the first cavalry regiment played the general march. It +seemed as though not the trumpeters were playing, but as if the army +itself, rejoicing at the Emperors' approach, had naturally burst into +music. Amid these sounds, only the youthful kindly voice of the Emperor +Alexander was clearly heard. He gave the words of greeting, and the +first regiment roared "Hurrah!" so deafeningly, continuously, and +joyfully that the men themselves were awed by their multitude and the +immensity of the power they constituted. + +Rostov, standing in the front lines of Kutuzov's army which the Tsar +approached first, experienced the same feeling as every other man in +that army: a feeling of self-forgetfulness, a proud consciousness of +might, and a passionate attraction to him who was the cause of this +triumph. + +He felt that at a single word from that man all this vast mass (and he +himself an insignificant atom in it) would go through fire and water, +commit crime, die, or perform deeds of highest heroism, and so he could +not but tremble and his heart stand still at the imminence of that word. + +"Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!" thundered from all sides, one regiment after +another greeting the Tsar with the strains of the march, and then +"Hurrah!"... Then the general march, and again "Hurrah! Hurrah!" growing +ever stronger and fuller and merging into a deafening roar. + +Till the Tsar reached it, each regiment in its silence and immobility +seemed like a lifeless body, but as soon as he came up it became alive, +its thunder joining the roar of the whole line along which he had +already passed. Through the terrible and deafening roar of those voices, +amid the square masses of troops standing motionless as if turned to +stone, hundreds of riders composing the suites moved carelessly but +symmetrically and above all freely, and in front of them two men--the +Emperors. Upon them the undivided, tensely passionate attention of that +whole mass of men was concentrated. + +The handsome young Emperor Alexander, in the uniform of the Horse +Guards, wearing a cocked hat with its peaks front and back, with his +pleasant face and resonant though not loud voice, attracted everyone's +attention. + +Rostov was not far from the trumpeters, and with his keen sight had +recognized the Tsar and watched his approach. When he was within twenty +paces, and Nicholas could clearly distinguish every detail of his +handsome, happy young face, he experienced a feeling of tenderness and +ecstasy such as he had never before known. Every trait and every +movement of the Tsar's seemed to him enchanting. + +Stopping in front of the Pavlograds, the Tsar said something in French +to the Austrian Emperor and smiled. + +Seeing that smile, Rostov involuntarily smiled himself and felt a still +stronger flow of love for his sovereign. He longed to show that love in +some way and knowing that this was impossible was ready to cry. The Tsar +called the colonel of the regiment and said a few words to him. + +"Oh God, what would happen to me if the Emperor spoke to me?" thought +Rostov. "I should die of happiness!" + +The Tsar addressed the officers also: "I thank you all, gentlemen, I +thank you with my whole heart." To Rostov every word sounded like a +voice from heaven. How gladly would he have died at once for his Tsar! + +"You have earned the St. George's standards and will be worthy of them." + +"Oh, to die, to die for him," thought Rostov. + +The Tsar said something more which Rostov did not hear, and the +soldiers, straining their lungs, shouted "Hurrah!" + +Rostov too, bending over his saddle, shouted "Hurrah!" with all his +might, feeling that he would like to injure himself by that shout, if +only to express his rapture fully. + +The Tsar stopped a few minutes in front of the hussars as if undecided. + +"How can the Emperor be undecided?" thought Rostov, but then even this +indecision appeared to him majestic and enchanting, like everything else +the Tsar did. + +That hesitation lasted only an instant. The Tsar's foot, in the narrow +pointed boot then fashionable, touched the groin of the bobtailed bay +mare he rode, his hand in a white glove gathered up the reins, and he +moved off accompanied by an irregularly swaying sea of aides-de-camp. +Farther and farther he rode away, stopping at other regiments, till at +last only his white plumes were visible to Rostov from amid the suites +that surrounded the Emperors. + +Among the gentlemen of the suite, Rostov noticed Bolkonski, sitting his +horse indolently and carelessly. Rostov recalled their quarrel of +yesterday and the question presented itself whether he ought or ought +not to challenge Bolkonski. "Of course not!" he now thought. "Is it +worth thinking or speaking of it at such a moment? At a time of such +love, such rapture, and such self-sacrifice, what do any of our quarrels +and affronts matter? I love and forgive everybody now." + +When the Emperor had passed nearly all the regiments, the troops began a +ceremonial march past him, and Rostov on Bedouin, recently purchased +from Denisov, rode past too, at the rear of his squadron--that is, alone +and in full view of the Emperor. + +Before he reached him, Rostov, who was a splendid horseman, spurred +Bedouin twice and successfully put him to the showy trot in which the +animal went when excited. Bending his foaming muzzle to his chest, his +tail extended, Bedouin, as if also conscious of the Emperor's eye upon +him, passed splendidly, lifting his feet with a high and graceful +action, as if flying through the air without touching the ground. + +Rostov himself, his legs well back and his stomach drawn in and feeling +himself one with his horse, rode past the Emperor with a frowning but +blissful face "like a vewy devil," as Denisov expressed it. + +"Fine fellows, the Pavlograds!" remarked the Emperor. + +"My God, how happy I should be if he ordered me to leap into the fire +this instant!" thought Rostov. + +When the review was over, the newly arrived officers, and also +Kutuzov's, collected in groups and began to talk about the awards, about +the Austrians and their uniforms, about their lines, about Bonaparte, +and how badly the latter would fare now, especially if the Essen corps +arrived and Prussia took our side. + +But the talk in every group was chiefly about the Emperor Alexander. His +every word and movement was described with ecstasy. + +They all had but one wish: to advance as soon as possible against the +enemy under the Emperor's command. Commanded by the Emperor himself they +could not fail to vanquish anyone, be it whom it might: so thought +Rostov and most of the officers after the review. + +All were then more confident of victory than the winning of two battles +would have made them. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +The day after the review, Boris, in his best uniform and with his +comrade Berg's best wishes for success, rode to Olmutz to see Bolkonski, +wishing to profit by his friendliness and obtain for himself the best +post he could--preferably that of adjutant to some important personage, +a position in the army which seemed to him most attractive. "It is all +very well for Rostov, whose father sends him ten thousand rubles at a +time, to talk about not wishing to cringe to anybody and not be anyone's +lackey, but I who have nothing but my brains have to make a career and +must not miss opportunities, but must avail myself of them!" he +reflected. + +He did not find Prince Andrew in Olmutz that day, but the appearance of +the town where the headquarters and the diplomatic corps were stationed +and the two Emperors were living with their suites, households, and +courts only strengthened his desire to belong to that higher world. + +He knew no one, and despite his smart Guardsman's uniform, all these +exalted personages passing in the streets in their elegant carriages +with their plumes, ribbons, and medals, both courtiers and military men, +seemed so immeasurably above him, an insignificant officer of the +Guards, that they not only did not wish to, but simply could not, be +aware of his existence. At the quarters of the commander-in-chief, +Kutuzov, where he inquired for Bolkonski, all the adjutants and even the +orderlies looked at him as if they wished to impress on him that a great +many officers like him were always coming there and that everybody was +heartily sick of them. In spite of this, or rather because of it, next +day, November 15, after dinner he again went to Olmutz and, entering the +house occupied by Kutuzov, asked for Bolkonski. Prince Andrew was in and +Boris was shown into a large hall probably formerly used for dancing, +but in which five beds now stood, and furniture of various kinds: a +table, chairs, and a clavichord. One adjutant, nearest the door, was +sitting at the table in a Persian dressing gown, writing. Another, the +red, stout Nesvitski, lay on a bed with his arms under his head, +laughing with an officer who had sat down beside him. A third was +playing a Viennese waltz on the clavichord, while a fourth, lying on the +clavichord, sang the tune. Bolkonski was not there. None of these +gentlemen changed his position on seeing Boris. The one who was writing +and whom Boris addressed turned round crossly and told him Bolkonski was +on duty and that he should go through the door on the left into the +reception room if he wished to see him. Boris thanked him and went to +the reception room, where he found some ten officers and generals. + +When he entered, Prince Andrew, his eyes drooping contemptuously (with +that peculiar expression of polite weariness which plainly says, "If it +were not my duty I would not talk to you for a moment"), was listening +to an old Russian general with decorations, who stood very erect, almost +on tiptoe, with a soldier's obsequious expression on his purple face, +reporting something. + +"Very well, then, be so good as to wait," said Prince Andrew to the +general, in Russian, speaking with the French intonation he affected +when he wished to speak contemptuously, and noticing Boris, Prince +Andrew, paying no more heed to the general who ran after him imploring +him to hear something more, nodded and turned to him with a cheerful +smile. + +At that moment Boris clearly realized what he had before surmised, that +in the army, besides the subordination and discipline prescribed in the +military code, which he and the others knew in the regiment, there was +another, more important, subordination, which made this tight-laced, +purple-faced general wait respectfully while Captain Prince Andrew, for +his own pleasure, chose to chat with Lieutenant Drubetskoy. More than +ever was Boris resolved to serve in future not according to the written +code, but under this unwritten law. He felt now that merely by having +been recommended to Prince Andrew he had already risen above the general +who at the front had the power to annihilate him, a lieutenant of the +Guards. Prince Andrew came up to him and took his hand. + +"I am very sorry you did not find me in yesterday. I was fussing about +with Germans all day. We went with Weyrother to survey the dispositions. +When Germans start being accurate, there's no end to it!" + +Boris smiled, as if he understood what Prince Andrew was alluding to as +something generally known. But it was the first time he had heard +Weyrother's name, or even the term "dispositions." + +"Well, my dear fellow, so you still want to be an adjutant? I have been +thinking about you." + +"Yes, I was thinking"--for some reason Boris could not help blushing-- +"of asking the commander-in-chief. He has had a letter from Prince +Kuragin about me. I only wanted to ask because I fear the Guards won't +be in action," he added as if in apology. + +"All right, all right. We'll talk it over," replied Prince Andrew. "Only +let me report this gentleman's business, and I shall be at your +disposal." + +While Prince Andrew went to report about the purple-faced general, that +gentleman--evidently not sharing Boris' conception of the advantages of +the unwritten code of subordination--looked so fixedly at the +presumptuous lieutenant who had prevented his finishing what he had to +say to the adjutant that Boris felt uncomfortable. He turned away and +waited impatiently for Prince Andrew's return from the commander-in- +chief's room. + +"You see, my dear fellow, I have been thinking about you," said Prince +Andrew when they had gone into the large room where the clavichord was. +"It's no use your going to the commander-in-chief. He would say a lot of +pleasant things, ask you to dinner" ("That would not be bad as regards +the unwritten code," thought Boris), "but nothing more would come of it. +There will soon be a battalion of us aides-de-camp and adjutants! But +this is what we'll do: I have a good friend, an adjutant general and an +excellent fellow, Prince Dolgorukov; and though you may not know it, the +fact is that now Kutuzov with his staff and all of us count for nothing. +Everything is now centered round the Emperor. So we will go to +Dolgorukov; I have to go there anyhow and I have already spoken to him +about you. We shall see whether he cannot attach you to himself or find +a place for you somewhere nearer the sun." + +Prince Andrew always became specially keen when he had to guide a young +man and help him to worldly success. Under cover of obtaining help of +this kind for another, which from pride he would never accept for +himself, he kept in touch with the circle which confers success and +which attracted him. He very readily took up Boris' cause and went with +him to Dolgorukov. + +It was late in the evening when they entered the palace at Olmutz +occupied by the Emperors and their retinues. + +That same day a council of war had been held in which all the members of +the Hofkriegsrath and both Emperors took part. At that council, contrary +to the views of the old generals Kutuzov and Prince Schwartzenberg, it +had been decided to advance immediately and give battle to Bonaparte. +The council of war was just over when Prince Andrew accompanied by Boris +arrived at the palace to find Dolgorukov. Everyone at headquarters was +still under the spell of the day's council, at which the party of the +young had triumphed. The voices of those who counseled delay and advised +waiting for something else before advancing had been so completely +silenced and their arguments confuted by such conclusive evidence of the +advantages of attacking that what had been discussed at the council--the +coming battle and the victory that would certainly result from it--no +longer seemed to be in the future but in the past. All the advantages +were on our side. Our enormous forces, undoubtedly superior to +Napoleon's, were concentrated in one place, the troops inspired by the +Emperors' presence were eager for action. The strategic position where +the operations would take place was familiar in all its details to the +Austrian General Weyrother: a lucky accident had ordained that the +Austrian army should maneuver the previous year on the very fields where +the French had now to be fought; the adjacent locality was known and +shown in every detail on the maps, and Bonaparte, evidently weakened, +was undertaking nothing. + +Dolgorukov, one of the warmest advocates of an attack, had just returned +from the council, tired and exhausted but eager and proud of the victory +that had been gained. Prince Andrew introduced his protege, but Prince +Dolgorukov politely and firmly pressing his hand said nothing to Boris +and, evidently unable to suppress the thoughts which were uppermost in +his mind at that moment, addressed Prince Andrew in French. + +"Ah, my dear fellow, what a battle we have gained! God grant that the +one that will result from it will be as victorious! However, dear +fellow," he said abruptly and eagerly, "I must confess to having been +unjust to the Austrians and especially to Weyrother. What exactitude, +what minuteness, what knowledge of the locality, what foresight for +every eventuality, every possibility even to the smallest detail! No, my +dear fellow, no conditions better than our present ones could have been +devised. This combination of Austrian precision with Russian valor--what +more could be wished for?" + +"So the attack is definitely resolved on?" asked Bolkonski. + +"And do you know, my dear fellow, it seems to me that Bonaparte has +decidedly lost bearings, you know that a letter was received from him +today for the Emperor." Dolgorukov smiled significantly. + +"Is that so? And what did he say?" inquired Bolkonski. + +"What can he say? Tra-di-ri-di-ra and so on... merely to gain time. I +tell you he is in our hands, that's certain! But what was most amusing," +he continued, with a sudden, good-natured laugh, "was that we could not +think how to address the reply! If not as 'Consul' and of course not as +'Emperor,' it seemed to me it should be to 'General Bonaparte.'" + +"But between not recognizing him as Emperor and calling him General +Bonaparte, there is a difference," remarked Bolkonski. + +"That's just it," interrupted Dolgorukov quickly, laughing. "You know +Bilibin--he's a very clever fellow. He suggested addressing him as +'Usurper and Enemy of Mankind.'" + +Dolgorukov laughed merrily. + +"Only that?" said Bolkonski. + +"All the same, it was Bilibin who found a suitable form for the address. +He is a wise and clever fellow." + +"What was it?" + +"To the Head of the French Government... Au chef du gouvernement +francais," said Dolgorukov, with grave satisfaction. "Good, wasn't it?" + +"Yes, but he will dislike it extremely," said Bolkonski. + +"Oh yes, very much! My brother knows him, he's dined with him--the +present Emperor--more than once in Paris, and tells me he never met a +more cunning or subtle diplomatist--you know, a combination of French +adroitness and Italian play-acting! Do you know the tale about him and +Count Markov? Count Markov was the only man who knew how to handle him. +You know the story of the handkerchief? It is delightful!" + +And the talkative Dolgorukov, turning now to Boris, now to Prince +Andrew, told how Bonaparte wishing to test Markov, our ambassador, +purposely dropped a handkerchief in front of him and stood looking at +Markov, probably expecting Markov to pick it up for him, and how Markov +immediately dropped his own beside it and picked it up without touching +Bonaparte's. + +"Delightful!" said Bolkonski. "But I have come to you, Prince, as a +petitioner on behalf of this young man. You see..." but before Prince +Andrew could finish, an aide-de-camp came in to summon Dolgorukov to the +Emperor. + +"Oh, what a nuisance," said Dolgorukov, getting up hurriedly and +pressing the hands of Prince Andrew and Boris. "You know I should be +very glad to do all in my power both for you and for this dear young +man." Again he pressed the hand of the latter with an expression of +good-natured, sincere, and animated levity. "But you see... another +time!" + +Boris was excited by the thought of being so close to the higher powers +as he felt himself to be at that moment. He was conscious that here he +was in contact with the springs that set in motion the enormous +movements of the mass of which in his regiment he felt himself a tiny, +obedient, and insignificant atom. They followed Prince Dolgorukov out +into the corridor and met--coming out of the door of the Emperor's room +by which Dolgorukov had entered--a short man in civilian clothes with a +clever face and sharply projecting jaw which, without spoiling his face, +gave him a peculiar vivacity and shiftiness of expression. This short +man nodded to Dolgorukov as to an intimate friend and stared at Prince +Andrew with cool intensity, walking straight toward him and evidently +expecting him to bow or to step out of his way. Prince Andrew did +neither: a look of animosity appeared on his face and the other turned +away and went down the side of the corridor. + +"Who was that?" asked Boris. + +"He is one of the most remarkable, but to me most unpleasant of men--the +Minister of Foreign Affairs, Prince Adam Czartoryski.... It is such men +as he who decide the fate of nations," added Bolkonski with a sigh he +could not suppress, as they passed out of the palace. + +Next day, the army began its campaign, and up to the very battle of +Austerlitz, Boris was unable to see either Prince Andrew or Dolgorukov +again and remained for a while with the Ismaylov regiment. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +At dawn on the sixteenth of November, Denisov's squadron, in which +Nicholas Rostov served and which was in Prince Bagration's detachment, +moved from the place where it had spent the night, advancing into action +as arranged, and after going behind other columns for about two thirds +of a mile was stopped on the highroad. Rostov saw the Cossacks and then +the first and second squadrons of hussars and infantry battalions and +artillery pass by and go forward and then Generals Bagration and +Dolgorukov ride past with their adjutants. All the fear before action +which he had experienced as previously, all the inner struggle to +conquer that fear, all his dreams of distinguishing himself as a true +hussar in this battle, had been wasted. Their squadron remained in +reserve and Nicholas Rostov spent that day in a dull and wretched mood. +At nine in the morning, he heard firing in front and shouts of hurrah, +and saw wounded being brought back (there were not many of them), and at +last he saw how a whole detachment of French cavalry was brought in, +convoyed by a sotnya of Cossacks. Evidently the affair was over and, +though not big, had been a successful engagement. The men and officers +returning spoke of a brilliant victory, of the occupation of the town of +Wischau and the capture of a whole French squadron. The day was bright +and sunny after a sharp night frost, and the cheerful glitter of that +autumn day was in keeping with the news of victory which was conveyed, +not only by the tales of those who had taken part in it, but also by the +joyful expression on the faces of soldiers, officers, generals, and +adjutants, as they passed Rostov going or coming. And Nicholas, who had +vainly suffered all the dread that precedes a battle and had spent that +happy day in inactivity, was all the more depressed. + +"Come here, Wostov. Let's dwink to dwown our gwief!" shouted Denisov, +who had settled down by the roadside with a flask and some food. + +The officers gathered round Denisov's canteen, eating and talking. + +"There! They are bringing another!" cried one of the officers, +indicating a captive French dragoon who was being brought in on foot by +two Cossacks. + +One of them was leading by the bridle a fine large French horse he had +taken from the prisoner. + +"Sell us that horse!" Denisov called out to the Cossacks. + +"If you like, your honor!" + +The officers got up and stood round the Cossacks and their prisoner. The +French dragoon was a young Alsatian who spoke French with a German +accent. He was breathless with agitation, his face was red, and when he +heard some French spoken he at once began speaking to the officers, +addressing first one, then another. He said he would not have been +taken, it was not his fault but the corporal's who had sent him to seize +some horsecloths, though he had told him the Russians were there. And at +every word he added: "But don't hurt my little horse!" and stroked the +animal. It was plain that he did not quite grasp where he was. Now he +excused himself for having been taken prisoner and now, imagining +himself before his own officers, insisted on his soldierly discipline +and zeal in the service. He brought with him into our rearguard all the +freshness of atmosphere of the French army, which was so alien to us. + +The Cossacks sold the horse for two gold pieces, and Rostov, being the +richest of the officers now that he had received his money, bought it. + +"But don't hurt my little horse!" said the Alsatian good-naturedly to +Rostov when the animal was handed over to the hussar. + +Rostov smilingly reassured the dragoon and gave him money. + +"Alley! Alley!" said the Cossack, touching the prisoner's arm to make +him go on. + +"The Emperor! The Emperor!" was suddenly heard among the hussars. + +All began to run and bustle, and Rostov saw coming up the road behind +him several riders with white plumes in their hats. In a moment everyone +was in his place, waiting. + +Rostov did not know or remember how he ran to his place and mounted. +Instantly his regret at not having been in action and his dejected mood +amid people of whom he was weary had gone, instantly every thought of +himself had vanished. He was filled with happiness at his nearness to +the Emperor. He felt that this nearness by itself made up to him for the +day he had lost. He was happy as a lover when the longed-for moment of +meeting arrives. Not daring to look round and without looking round, he +was ecstatically conscious of his approach. He felt it not only from the +sound of the hoofs of the approaching cavalcade, but because as he drew +near everything grew brighter, more joyful, more significant, and more +festive around him. Nearer and nearer to Rostov came that sun shedding +beams of mild and majestic light around, and already he felt himself +enveloped in those beams, he heard his voice, that kindly, calm, and +majestic voice that was yet so simple! And as if in accord with Rostov's +feeling, there was a deathly stillness amid which was heard the +Emperor's voice. + +"The Pavlograd hussars?" he inquired. + +"The reserves, sire!" replied a voice, a very human one compared to that +which had said: "The Pavlograd hussars?" + +The Emperor drew level with Rostov and halted. Alexander's face was even +more beautiful than it had been three days before at the review. It +shone with such gaiety and youth, such innocent youth, that it suggested +the liveliness of a fourteen-year-old boy, and yet it was the face of +the majestic Emperor. Casually, while surveying the squadron, the +Emperor's eyes met Rostov's and rested on them for not more than two +seconds. Whether or no the Emperor understood what was going on in +Rostov's soul (it seemed to Rostov that he understood everything), at +any rate his light-blue eyes gazed for about two seconds into Rostov's +face. A gentle, mild light poured from them. Then all at once he raised +his eyebrows, abruptly touched his horse with his left foot, and +galloped on. + +The younger Emperor could not restrain his wish to be present at the +battle and, in spite of the remonstrances of his courtiers, at twelve +o'clock left the third column with which he had been and galloped toward +the vanguard. Before he came up with the hussars, several adjutants met +him with news of the successful result of the action. + +This battle, which consisted in the capture of a French squadron, was +represented as a brilliant victory over the French, and so the Emperor +and the whole army, especially while the smoke hung over the +battlefield, believed that the French had been defeated and were +retreating against their will. A few minutes after the Emperor had +passed, the Pavlograd division was ordered to advance. In Wischau +itself, a petty German town, Rostov saw the Emperor again. In the market +place, where there had been some rather heavy firing before the +Emperor's arrival, lay several killed and wounded soldiers whom there +had not been time to move. The Emperor, surrounded by his suite of +officers and courtiers, was riding a bobtailed chestnut mare, a +different one from that which he had ridden at the review, and bending +to one side he gracefully held a gold lorgnette to his eyes and looked +at a soldier who lay prone, with blood on his uncovered head. The +wounded soldier was so dirty, coarse, and revolting that his proximity +to the Emperor shocked Rostov. Rostov saw how the Emperor's rather round +shoulders shuddered as if a cold shiver had run down them, how his left +foot began convulsively tapping the horse's side with the spur, and how +the well-trained horse looked round unconcerned and did not stir. An +adjutant, dismounting, lifted the soldier under the arms to place him on +a stretcher that had been brought. The soldier groaned. + +"Gently, gently! Can't you do it more gently?" said the Emperor +apparently suffering more than the dying soldier, and he rode away. + +Rostov saw tears filling the Emperor's eyes and heard him, as he was +riding away, say to Czartoryski: "What a terrible thing war is: what a +terrible thing! Quelle terrible chose que la guerre!" + +The troops of the vanguard were stationed before Wischau, within sight +of the enemy's lines, which all day long had yielded ground to us at the +least firing. The Emperor's gratitude was announced to the vanguard, +rewards were promised, and the men received a double ration of vodka. +The campfires crackled and the soldiers' songs resounded even more +merrily than on the previous night. Denisov celebrated his promotion to +the rank of major, and Rostov, who had already drunk enough, at the end +of the feast proposed the Emperor's health. "Not 'our Sovereign, the +Emperor,' as they say at official dinners," said he, "but the health of +our Sovereign, that good, enchanting, and great man! Let us drink to his +health and to the certain defeat of the French!" + +"If we fought before," he said, "not letting the French pass, as at +Schon Grabern, what shall we not do now when he is at the front? We will +all die for him gladly! Is it not so, gentlemen? Perhaps I am not saying +it right, I have drunk a good deal--but that is how I feel, and so do +you too! To the health of Alexander the First! Hurrah!" + +"Hurrah!" rang the enthusiastic voices of the officers. + +And the old cavalry captain, Kirsten, shouted enthusiastically and no +less sincerely than the twenty-year-old Rostov. + +When the officers had emptied and smashed their glasses, Kirsten filled +others and, in shirt sleeves and breeches, went glass in hand to the +soldiers' bonfires and with his long gray mustache, his white chest +showing under his open shirt, he stood in a majestic pose in the light +of the campfire, waving his uplifted arm. + +"Lads! here's to our Sovereign, the Emperor, and victory over our +enemies! Hurrah!" he exclaimed in his dashing, old, hussar's baritone. + +The hussars crowded round and responded heartily with loud shouts. + +Late that night, when all had separated, Denisov with his short hand +patted his favorite, Rostov, on the shoulder. + +"As there's no one to fall in love with on campaign, he's fallen in love +with the Tsar," he said. + +"Denisov, don't make fun of it!" cried Rostov. "It is such a lofty, +beautiful feeling, such a..." + +"I believe it, I believe it, fwiend, and I share and appwove..." + +"No, you don't understand!" + +And Rostov got up and went wandering among the campfires, dreaming of +what happiness it would be to die--not in saving the Emperor's life (he +did not even dare to dream of that), but simply to die before his eyes. +He really was in love with the Tsar and the glory of the Russian arms +and the hope of future triumph. And he was not the only man to +experience that feeling during those memorable days preceding the battle +of Austerlitz: nine tenths of the men in the Russian army were then in +love, though less ecstatically, with their Tsar and the glory of the +Russian arms. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +The next day the Emperor stopped at Wischau, and Villier, his physician, +was repeatedly summoned to see him. At headquarters and among the troops +near by the news spread that the Emperor was unwell. He ate nothing and +had slept badly that night, those around him reported. The cause of this +indisposition was the strong impression made on his sensitive mind by +the sight of the killed and wounded. + +At daybreak on the seventeenth, a French officer who had come with a +flag of truce, demanding an audience with the Russian Emperor, was +brought into Wischau from our outposts. This officer was Savary. The +Emperor had only just fallen asleep and so Savary had to wait. At midday +he was admitted to the Emperor, and an hour later he rode off with +Prince Dolgorukov to the advanced post of the French army. + +It was rumored that Savary had been sent to propose to Alexander a +meeting with Napoleon. To the joy and pride of the whole army, a +personal interview was refused, and instead of the Sovereign, Prince +Dolgorukov, the victor at Wischau, was sent with Savary to negotiate +with Napoleon if, contrary to expectations, these negotiations were +actuated by a real desire for peace. + +Toward evening Dolgorukov came back, went straight to the Tsar, and +remained alone with him for a long time. + +On the eighteenth and nineteenth of November, the army advanced two +days' march and the enemy's outposts after a brief interchange of shots +retreated. In the highest army circles from midday on the nineteenth, a +great, excitedly bustling activity began which lasted till the morning +of the twentieth, when the memorable battle of Austerlitz was fought. + +Till midday on the nineteenth, the activity--the eager talk, running to +and fro, and dispatching of adjutants--was confined to the Emperor's +headquarters. But on the afternoon of that day, this activity reached +Kutuzov's headquarters and the staffs of the commanders of columns. By +evening, the adjutants had spread it to all ends and parts of the army, +and in the night from the nineteenth to the twentieth, the whole eighty +thousand allied troops rose from their bivouacs to the hum of voices, +and the army swayed and started in one enormous mass six miles long. + +The concentrated activity which had begun at the Emperor's headquarters +in the morning and had started the whole movement that followed was like +the first movement of the main wheel of a large tower clock. One wheel +slowly moved, another was set in motion, and a third, and wheels began +to revolve faster and faster, levers and cogwheels to work, chimes to +play, figures to pop out, and the hands to advance with regular motion +as a result of all that activity. + +Just as in the mechanism of a clock, so in the mechanism of the military +machine, an impulse once given leads to the final result; and just as +indifferently quiescent till the moment when motion is transmitted to +them are the parts of the mechanism which the impulse has not yet +reached. Wheels creak on their axles as the cogs engage one another and +the revolving pulleys whirr with the rapidity of their movement, but a +neighboring wheel is as quiet and motionless as though it were prepared +to remain so for a hundred years; but the moment comes when the lever +catches it and obeying the impulse that wheel begins to creak and joins +in the common motion the result and aim of which are beyond its ken. + +Just as in a clock, the result of the complicated motion of innumerable +wheels and pulleys is merely a slow and regular movement of the hands +which show the time, so the result of all the complicated human +activities of 160,000 Russians and French--all their passions, desires, +remorse, humiliations, sufferings, outbursts of pride, fear, and +enthusiasm--was only the loss of the battle of Austerlitz, the so-called +battle of the three Emperors--that is to say, a slow movement of the +hand on the dial of human history. + +Prince Andrew was on duty that day and in constant attendance on the +commander-in-chief. + +At six in the evening, Kutuzov went to the Emperor's headquarters and +after staying but a short time with the Tsar went to see the grand +marshal of the court, Count Tolstoy. + +Bolkonski took the opportunity to go in to get some details of the +coming action from Dolgorukov. He felt that Kutuzov was upset and +dissatisfied about something and that at headquarters they were +dissatisfied with him, and also that at the Emperor's headquarters +everyone adopted toward him the tone of men who know something others do +not know: he therefore wished to speak to Dolgorukov. + +"Well, how d'you do, my dear fellow?" said Dolgorukov, who was sitting +at tea with Bilibin. "The fete is for tomorrow. How is your old fellow? +Out of sorts?" + +"I won't say he is out of sorts, but I fancy he would like to be heard." + +"But they heard him at the council of war and will hear him when he +talks sense, but to temporize and wait for something now when Bonaparte +fears nothing so much as a general battle is impossible." + +"Yes, you have seen him?" said Prince Andrew. "Well, what is Bonaparte +like? How did he impress you?" + +"Yes, I saw him, and am convinced that he fears nothing so much as a +general engagement," repeated Dolgorukov, evidently prizing this general +conclusion which he had arrived at from his interview with Napoleon. "If +he weren't afraid of a battle why did he ask for that interview? Why +negotiate, and above all why retreat, when to retreat is so contrary to +his method of conducting war? Believe me, he is afraid, afraid of a +general battle. His hour has come! Mark my words!" + +"But tell me, what is he like, eh?" said Prince Andrew again. + +"He is a man in a gray overcoat, very anxious that I should call him +'Your Majesty,' but who, to his chagrin, got no title from me! That's +the sort of man he is, and nothing more," replied Dolgorukov, looking +round at Bilibin with a smile. + +"Despite my great respect for old Kutuzov," he continued, "we should be +a nice set of fellows if we were to wait about and so give him a chance +to escape, or to trick us, now that we certainly have him in our hands! +No, we mustn't forget Suvorov and his rule--not to put yourself in a +position to be attacked, but yourself to attack. Believe me in war the +energy of young men often shows the way better than all the experience +of old Cunctators." + +"But in what position are we going to attack him? I have been at the +outposts today and it is impossible to say where his chief forces are +situated," said Prince Andrew. + +He wished to explain to Dolgorukov a plan of attack he had himself +formed. + +"Oh, that is all the same," Dolgorukov said quickly, and getting up he +spread a map on the table. "All eventualities have been foreseen. If he +is standing before Brunn..." + +And Prince Dolgorukov rapidly but indistinctly explained Weyrother's +plan of a flanking movement. + +Prince Andrew began to reply and to state his own plan, which might have +been as good as Weyrother's, but for the disadvantage that Weyrother's +had already been approved. As soon as Prince Andrew began to demonstrate +the defects of the latter and the merits of his own plan, Prince +Dolgorukov ceased to listen to him and gazed absent-mindedly not at the +map, but at Prince Andrew's face. + +"There will be a council of war at Kutuzov's tonight, though; you can +say all this there," remarked Dolgorukov. + +"I will do so," said Prince Andrew, moving away from the map. + +"Whatever are you bothering about, gentlemen?" said Bilibin, who, till +then, had listened with an amused smile to their conversation and now +was evidently ready with a joke. "Whether tomorrow brings victory or +defeat, the glory of our Russian arms is secure. Except your Kutuzov, +there is not a single Russian in command of a column! The commanders +are: Herr General Wimpfen, le Comte de Langeron, le Prince de +Lichtenstein, le Prince, de Hohenlohe, and finally Prishprish, and so on +like all those Polish names." + +"Be quiet, backbiter!" said Dolgorukov. "It is not true; there are now +two Russians, Miloradovich, and Dokhturov, and there would be a third, +Count Arakcheev, if his nerves were not too weak." + +"However, I think General Kutuzov has come out," said Prince Andrew. "I +wish you good luck and success, gentlemen!" he added and went out after +shaking hands with Dolgorukov and Bilibin. + +On the way home, Prince Andrew could not refrain from asking Kutuzov, +who was sitting silently beside him, what he thought of tomorrow's +battle. + +Kutuzov looked sternly at his adjutant and, after a pause, replied: "I +think the battle will be lost, and so I told Count Tolstoy and asked him +to tell the Emperor. What do you think he replied? 'But, my dear +general, I am engaged with rice and cutlets, look after military matters +yourself!' Yes... That was the answer I got!" + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Shortly after nine o'clock that evening, Weyrother drove with his plans +to Kutuzov's quarters where the council of war was to be held. All the +commanders of columns were summoned to the commander-in-chief's and with +the exception of Prince Bagration, who declined to come, were all there +at the appointed time. + +Weyrother, who was in full control of the proposed battle, by his +eagerness and briskness presented a marked contrast to the dissatisfied +and drowsy Kutuzov, who reluctantly played the part of chairman and +president of the council of war. Weyrother evidently felt himself to be +at the head of a movement that had already become unrestrainable. He was +like a horse running downhill harnessed to a heavy cart. Whether he was +pulling it or being pushed by it he did not know, but rushed along at +headlong speed with no time to consider what this movement might lead +to. Weyrother had been twice that evening to the enemy's picket line to +reconnoiter personally, and twice to the Emperors, Russian and Austrian, +to report and explain, and to his headquarters where he had dictated the +dispositions in German, and now, much exhausted, he arrived at +Kutuzov's. + +He was evidently so busy that he even forgot to be polite to the +commander in chief. He interrupted him, talked rapidly and indistinctly, +without looking at the man he was addressing, and did not reply to +questions put to him. He was bespattered with mud and had a pitiful, +weary, and distracted air, though at the same time he was haughty and +self-confident. + +Kutuzov was occupying a nobleman's castle of modest dimensions near +Ostralitz. In the large drawing room which had become the commander in +chief's office were gathered Kutuzov himself, Weyrother, and the members +of the council of war. They were drinking tea, and only awaited Prince +Bagration to begin the council. At last Bagration's orderly came with +the news that the prince could not attend. Prince Andrew came in to +inform the commander-in-chief of this and, availing himself of +permission previously given him by Kutuzov to be present at the council, +he remained in the room. + +"Since Prince Bagration is not coming, we may begin," said Weyrother, +hurriedly rising from his seat and going up to the table on which an +enormous map of the environs of Brunn was spread out. + +Kutuzov, with his uniform unbuttoned so that his fat neck bulged over +his collar as if escaping, was sitting almost asleep in a low chair, +with his podgy old hands resting symmetrically on its arms. At the sound +of Weyrother's voice, he opened his one eye with an effort. + +"Yes, yes, if you please! It is already late," said he, and nodding his +head he let it droop and again closed his eye. + +If at first the members of the council thought that Kutuzov was +pretending to sleep, the sounds his nose emitted during the reading that +followed proved that the commander-in-chief at that moment was absorbed +by a far more serious matter than a desire to show his contempt for the +dispositions or anything else--he was engaged in satisfying the +irresistible human need for sleep. He really was asleep. Weyrother, with +the gesture of a man too busy to lose a moment, glanced at Kutuzov and, +having convinced himself that he was asleep, took up a paper and in a +loud, monotonous voice began to read out the dispositions for the +impending battle, under a heading which he also read out: + +"Dispositions for an attack on the enemy position behind Kobelnitz and +Sokolnitz, November 30, 1805." + +The dispositions were very complicated and difficult. They began as +follows: + +"As the enemy's left wing rests on wooded hills and his right extends +along Kobelnitz and Sokolnitz behind the ponds that are there, while we, +on the other hand, with our left wing by far outflank his right, it is +advantageous to attack the enemy's latter wing especially if we occupy +the villages of Sokolnitz and Kobelnitz, whereby we can both fall on his +flank and pursue him over the plain between Schlappanitz and the +Thuerassa forest, avoiding the defiles of Schlappanitz and Bellowitz +which cover the enemy's front. For this object it is necessary that... +The first column marches... The second column marches... The third +column marches..." and so on, read Weyrother. + +The generals seemed to listen reluctantly to the difficult dispositions. +The tall, fair-haired General Buxhowden stood, leaning his back against +the wall, his eyes fixed on a burning candle, and seemed not to listen +or even to wish to be thought to listen. Exactly opposite Weyrother, +with his glistening wide-open eyes fixed upon him and his mustache +twisted upwards, sat the ruddy Miloradovich in a military pose, his +elbows turned outwards, his hands on his knees, and his shoulders +raised. He remained stubbornly silent, gazing at Weyrother's face, and +only turned away his eyes when the Austrian chief of staff finished +reading. Then Miloradovich looked round significantly at the other +generals. But one could not tell from that significant look whether he +agreed or disagreed and was satisfied or not with the arrangements. Next +to Weyrother sat Count Langeron who, with a subtle smile that never left +his typically southern French face during the whole time of the reading, +gazed at his delicate fingers which rapidly twirled by its corners a +gold snuffbox on which was a portrait. In the middle of one of the +longest sentences, he stopped the rotary motion of the snuffbox, raised +his head, and with inimical politeness lurking in the corners of his +thin lips interrupted Weyrother, wishing to say something. But the +Austrian general, continuing to read, frowned angrily and jerked his +elbows, as if to say: "You can tell me your views later, but now be so +good as to look at the map and listen." Langeron lifted his eyes with an +expression of perplexity, turned round to Miloradovich as if seeking an +explanation, but meeting the latter's impressive but meaningless gaze +drooped his eyes sadly and again took to twirling his snuffbox. + +"A geography lesson!" he muttered as if to himself, but loud enough to +be heard. + +Przebyszewski, with respectful but dignified politeness, held his hand +to his ear toward Weyrother, with the air of a man absorbed in +attention. Dohkturov, a little man, sat opposite Weyrother, with an +assiduous and modest mien, and stooping over the outspread map +conscientiously studied the dispositions and the unfamiliar locality. He +asked Weyrother several times to repeat words he had not clearly heard +and the difficult names of villages. Weyrother complied and Dohkturov +noted them down. + +When the reading which lasted more than an hour was over, Langeron again +brought his snuffbox to rest and, without looking at Weyrother or at +anyone in particular, began to say how difficult it was to carry out +such a plan in which the enemy's position was assumed to be known, +whereas it was perhaps not known, since the enemy was in movement. +Langeron's objections were valid but it was obvious that their chief aim +was to show General Weyrother--who had read his dispositions with as +much self-confidence as if he were addressing school children--that he +had to do, not with fools, but with men who could teach him something in +military matters. + +When the monotonous sound of Weyrother's voice ceased, Kutuzov opened +his eye as a miller wakes up when the soporific drone of the mill wheel +is interrupted. He listened to what Langeron said, as if remarking, "So +you are still at that silly business!" quickly closed his eye again, and +let his head sink still lower. + +Langeron, trying as virulently as possible to sting Weyrother's vanity +as author of the military plan, argued that Bonaparte might easily +attack instead of being attacked, and so render the whole of this plan +perfectly worthless. Weyrother met all objections with a firm and +contemptuous smile, evidently prepared beforehand to meet all objections +be they what they might. + +"If he could attack us, he would have done so today," said he. + +"So you think he is powerless?" said Langeron. + +"He has forty thousand men at most," replied Weyrother, with the smile +of a doctor to whom an old wife wishes to explain the treatment of a +case. + +"In that case he is inviting his doom by awaiting our attack," said +Langeron, with a subtly ironical smile, again glancing round for support +to Miloradovich who was near him. + +But Miloradovich was at that moment evidently thinking of anything +rather than of what the generals were disputing about. + +"Ma foi!" said he, "tomorrow we shall see all that on the battlefield." + +Weyrother again gave that smile which seemed to say that to him it was +strange and ridiculous to meet objections from Russian generals and to +have to prove to them what he had not merely convinced himself of, but +had also convinced the sovereign Emperors of. + +"The enemy has quenched his fires and a continual noise is heard from +his camp," said he. "What does that mean? Either he is retreating, which +is the only thing we need fear, or he is changing his position." (He +smiled ironically.) "But even if he also took up a position in the +Thuerassa, he merely saves us a great deal of trouble and all our +arrangements to the minutest detail remain the same." + +"How is that?..." began Prince Andrew, who had for long been waiting an +opportunity to express his doubts. + +Kutuzov here woke up, coughed heavily, and looked round at the generals. + +"Gentlemen, the dispositions for tomorrow--or rather for today, for it +is past midnight--cannot now be altered," said he. "You have heard them, +and we shall all do our duty. But before a battle, there is nothing more +important..." he paused, "than to have a good sleep." + +He moved as if to rise. The generals bowed and retired. It was past +midnight. Prince Andrew went out. + +The council of war, at which Prince Andrew had not been able to express +his opinion as he had hoped to, left on him a vague and uneasy +impression. Whether Dolgorukov and Weyrother, or Kutuzov, Langeron, and +the others who did not approve of the plan of attack, were right--he did +not know. "But was it really not possible for Kutuzov to state his views +plainly to the Emperor? Is it possible that on account of court and +personal considerations tens of thousands of lives, and my life, my +life," he thought, "must be risked?" + +"Yes, it is very likely that I shall be killed tomorrow," he thought. +And suddenly, at this thought of death, a whole series of most distant, +most intimate, memories rose in his imagination: he remembered his last +parting from his father and his wife; he remembered the days when he +first loved her. He thought of her pregnancy and felt sorry for her and +for himself, and in a nervously emotional and softened mood he went out +of the hut in which he was billeted with Nesvitski and began to walk up +and down before it. + +The night was foggy and through the fog the moonlight gleamed +mysteriously. "Yes, tomorrow, tomorrow!" he thought. "Tomorrow +everything may be over for me! All these memories will be no more, none +of them will have any meaning for me. Tomorrow perhaps, even certainly, +I have a presentiment that for the first time I shall have to show all I +can do." And his fancy pictured the battle, its loss, the concentration +of fighting at one point, and the hesitation of all the commanders. And +then that happy moment, that Toulon for which he had so long waited, +presents itself to him at last. He firmly and clearly expresses his +opinion to Kutuzov, to Weyrother, and to the Emperors. All are struck by +the justness of his views, but no one undertakes to carry them out, so +he takes a regiment, a division-stipulates that no one is to interfere +with his arrangements--leads his division to the decisive point, and +gains the victory alone. "But death and suffering?" suggested another +voice. Prince Andrew, however, did not answer that voice and went on +dreaming of his triumphs. The dispositions for the next battle are +planned by him alone. Nominally he is only an adjutant on Kutuzov's +staff, but he does everything alone. The next battle is won by him +alone. Kutuzov is removed and he is appointed... "Well and then?" asked +the other voice. "If before that you are not ten times wounded, killed, +or betrayed, well... what then?..." "Well then," Prince Andrew answered +himself, "I don't know what will happen and don't want to know, and +can't, but if I want this--want glory, want to be known to men, want to +be loved by them, it is not my fault that I want it and want nothing but +that and live only for that. Yes, for that alone! I shall never tell +anyone, but, oh God! what am I to do if I love nothing but fame and +men's esteem? Death, wounds, the loss of family--I fear nothing. And +precious and dear as many persons are to me--father, sister, wife--those +dearest to me--yet dreadful and unnatural as it seems, I would give them +all at once for a moment of glory, of triumph over men, of love from men +I don't know and never shall know, for the love of these men here," he +thought, as he listened to voices in Kutuzov's courtyard. The voices +were those of the orderlies who were packing up; one voice, probably a +coachman's, was teasing Kutuzov's old cook whom Prince Andrew knew, and +who was called Tit. He was saying, "Tit, I say, Tit!" + +"Well?" returned the old man. + +"Go, Tit, thresh a bit!" said the wag. + +"Oh, go to the devil!" called out a voice, drowned by the laughter of +the orderlies and servants. + +"All the same, I love and value nothing but triumph over them all, I +value this mystic power and glory that is floating here above me in this +mist!" + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +That same night, Rostov was with a platoon on skirmishing duty in front +of Bagration's detachment. His hussars were placed along the line in +couples and he himself rode along the line trying to master the +sleepiness that kept coming over him. An enormous space, with our army's +campfires dimly glowing in the fog, could be seen behind him; in front +of him was misty darkness. Rostov could see nothing, peer as he would +into that foggy distance: now something gleamed gray, now there was +something black, now little lights seemed to glimmer where the enemy +ought to be, now he fancied it was only something in his own eyes. His +eyes kept closing, and in his fancy appeared--now the Emperor, now +Denisov, and now Moscow memories--and he again hurriedly opened his eyes +and saw close before him the head and ears of the horse he was riding, +and sometimes, when he came within six paces of them, the black figures +of hussars, but in the distance was still the same misty darkness. "Why +not?... It might easily happen," thought Rostov, "that the Emperor will +meet me and give me an order as he would to any other officer; he'll +say: 'Go and find out what's there.' There are many stories of his +getting to know an officer in just such a chance way and attaching him +to himself! What if he gave me a place near him? Oh, how I would guard +him, how I would tell him the truth, how I would unmask his deceivers!" +And in order to realize vividly his love devotion to the sovereign, +Rostov pictured to himself an enemy or a deceitful German, whom he would +not only kill with pleasure but whom he would slap in the face before +the Emperor. Suddenly a distant shout aroused him. He started and opened +his eyes. + +"Where am I? Oh yes, in the skirmishing line... pass and watchword-- +shaft, Olmutz. What a nuisance that our squadron will be in reserve +tomorrow," he thought. "I'll ask leave to go to the front, this may be +my only chance of seeing the Emperor. It won't be long now before I am +off duty. I'll take another turn and when I get back I'll go to the +general and ask him." He readjusted himself in the saddle and touched up +his horse to ride once more round his hussars. It seemed to him that it +was getting lighter. To the left he saw a sloping descent lit up, and +facing it a black knoll that seemed as steep as a wall. On this knoll +there was a white patch that Rostov could not at all make out: was it a +glade in the wood lit up by the moon, or some unmelted snow, or some +white houses? He even thought something moved on that white spot. "I +expect it's snow... that spot... a spot--une tache," he thought. "There +now... it's not a tache... Natasha... sister, black eyes... Na... +tasha... (Won't she be surprised when I tell her how I've seen the +Emperor?) Natasha... take my sabretache..."--"Keep to the right, your +honor, there are bushes here," came the voice of an hussar, past whom +Rostov was riding in the act of falling asleep. Rostov lifted his head +that had sunk almost to his horse's mane and pulled up beside the +hussar. He was succumbing to irresistible, youthful, childish +drowsiness. "But what was I thinking? I mustn't forget. How shall I +speak to the Emperor? No, that's not it--that's tomorrow. Oh yes! +Natasha... sabretache... saber them... Whom? The hussars... Ah, the +hussars with mustaches. Along the Tverskaya Street rode the hussar with +mustaches... I thought about him too, just opposite Guryev's house... +Old Guryev.... Oh, but Denisov's a fine fellow. But that's all nonsense. +The chief thing is that the Emperor is here. How he looked at me and +wished to say something, but dared not.... No, it was I who dared not. +But that's nonsense, the chief thing is not to forget the important +thing I was thinking of. Yes, Na-tasha, sabretache, oh, yes, yes! That's +right!" And his head once more sank to his horse's neck. All at once it +seemed to him that he was being fired at. "What? What? What?... Cut them +down! What?..." said Rostov, waking up. At the moment he opened his eyes +he heard in front of him, where the enemy was, the long-drawn shouts of +thousands of voices. His horse and the horse of the hussar near him +pricked their ears at these shouts. Over there, where the shouting came +from, a fire flared up and went out again, then another, and all along +the French line on the hill fires flared up and the shouting grew louder +and louder. Rostov could hear the sound of French words but could not +distinguish them. The din of many voices was too great; all he could +hear was: "ahahah!" and "rrrr!" + +"What's that? What do you make of it?" said Rostov to the hussar beside +him. "That must be the enemy's camp!" + +The hussar did not reply. + +"Why, don't you hear it?" Rostov asked again, after waiting for a reply. + +"Who can tell, your honor?" replied the hussar reluctantly. + +"From the direction, it must be the enemy," repeated Rostov. + +"It may be he or it may be nothing," muttered the hussar. "It's dark... +Steady!" he cried to his fidgeting horse. + +Rostov's horse was also getting restive: it pawed the frozen ground, +pricking its ears at the noise and looking at the lights. The shouting +grew still louder and merged into a general roar that only an army of +several thousand men could produce. The lights spread farther and +farther, probably along the line of the French camp. Rostov no longer +wanted to sleep. The gay triumphant shouting of the enemy army had a +stimulating effect on him. "Vive l'Empereur! L'Empereur!" he now heard +distinctly. + +"They can't be far off, probably just beyond the stream," he said to the +hussar beside him. + +The hussar only sighed without replying and coughed angrily. The sound +of horse's hoofs approaching at a trot along the line of hussars was +heard, and out of the foggy darkness the figure of a sergeant of hussars +suddenly appeared, looming huge as an elephant. + +"Your honor, the generals!" said the sergeant, riding up to Rostov. + +Rostov, still looking round toward the fires and the shouts, rode with +the sergeant to meet some mounted men who were riding along the line. +One was on a white horse. Prince Bagration and Prince Dolgorukov with +their adjutants had come to witness the curious phenomenon of the lights +and shouts in the enemy's camp. Rostov rode up to Bagration, reported to +him, and then joined the adjutants listening to what the generals were +saying. + +"Believe me," said Prince Dolgorukov, addressing Bagration, "it is +nothing but a trick! He has retreated and ordered the rearguard to +kindle fires and make a noise to deceive us." + +"Hardly," said Bagration. "I saw them this evening on that knoll; if +they had retreated they would have withdrawn from that too.... Officer!" +said Bagration to Rostov, "are the enemy's skirmishers still there?" + +"They were there this evening, but now I don't know, your excellency. +Shall I go with some of my hussars to see?" replied Rostov. + +Bagration stopped and, before replying, tried to see Rostov's face in +the mist. + +"Well, go and see," he said, after a pause. + +"Yes, sir." + +Rostov spurred his horse, called to Sergeant Fedchenko and two other +hussars, told them to follow him, and trotted downhill in the direction +from which the shouting came. He felt both frightened and pleased to be +riding alone with three hussars into that mysterious and dangerous misty +distance where no one had been before him. Bagration called to him from +the hill not to go beyond the stream, but Rostov pretended not to hear +him and did not stop but rode on and on, continually mistaking bushes +for trees and gullies for men and continually discovering his mistakes. +Having descended the hill at a trot, he no longer saw either our own or +the enemy's fires, but heard the shouting of the French more loudly and +distinctly. In the valley he saw before him something like a river, but +when he reached it he found it was a road. Having come out onto the road +he reined in his horse, hesitating whether to ride along it or cross it +and ride over the black field up the hillside. To keep to the road which +gleamed white in the mist would have been safer because it would be +easier to see people coming along it. "Follow me!" said he, crossed the +road, and began riding up the hill at a gallop toward the point where +the French pickets had been standing that evening. + +"Your honor, there he is!" cried one of the hussars behind him. And +before Rostov had time to make out what the black thing was that had +suddenly appeared in the fog, there was a flash, followed by a report, +and a bullet whizzing high up in the mist with a plaintive sound passed +out of hearing. Another musket missed fire but flashed in the pan. +Rostov turned his horse and galloped back. Four more reports followed at +intervals, and the bullets passed somewhere in the fog singing in +different tones. Rostov reined in his horse, whose spirits had risen, +like his own, at the firing, and went back at a footpace. "Well, some +more! Some more!" a merry voice was saying in his soul. But no more +shots came. + +Only when approaching Bagration did Rostov let his horse gallop again, +and with his hand at the salute rode up to the general. + +Dolgorukov was still insisting that the French had retreated and had +only lit fires to deceive us. + +"What does that prove?" he was saying as Rostov rode up. "They might +retreat and leave the pickets." + +"It's plain that they have not all gone yet, Prince," said Bagration. +"Wait till tomorrow morning, we'll find out everything tomorrow." + +"The picket is still on the hill, your excellency, just where it was in +the evening," reported Rostov, stooping forward with his hand at the +salute and unable to repress the smile of delight induced by his ride +and especially by the sound of the bullets. + +"Very good, very good," said Bagration. "Thank you, officer." + +"Your excellency," said Rostov, "may I ask a favor?" + +"What is it?" + +"Tomorrow our squadron is to be in reserve. May I ask to be attached to +the first squadron?" + +"What's your name?" + +"Count Rostov." + +"Oh, very well, you may stay in attendance on me." + +"Count Ilya Rostov's son?" asked Dolgorukov. + +But Rostov did not reply. + +"Then I may reckon on it, your excellency?" + +"I will give the order." + +"Tomorrow very likely I may be sent with some message to the Emperor," +thought Rostov. + +"Thank God!" + +The fires and shouting in the enemy's army were occasioned by the fact +that while Napoleon's proclamation was being read to the troops the +Emperor himself rode round his bivouacs. The soldiers, on seeing him, +lit wisps of straw and ran after him, shouting, "Vive l'Empereur!" +Napoleon's proclamation was as follows: + +Soldiers! The Russian army is advancing against you to avenge the +Austrian army of Ulm. They are the same battalions you broke at +Hollabrunn and have pursued ever since to this place. The position we +occupy is a strong one, and while they are marching to go round me on +the right they will expose a flank to me. Soldiers! I will myself direct +your battalions. I will keep out of fire if you with your habitual valor +carry disorder and confusion into the enemy's ranks, but should victory +be in doubt, even for a moment, you will see your Emperor exposing +himself to the first blows of the enemy, for there must be no doubt of +victory, especially on this day when what is at stake is the honor of +the French infantry, so necessary to the honor of our nation. + +Do not break your ranks on the plea of removing the wounded! Let every +man be fully imbued with the thought that we must defeat these hirelings +of England, inspired by such hatred of our nation! This victory will +conclude our campaign and we can return to winter quarters, where fresh +French troops who are being raised in France will join us, and the peace +I shall conclude will be worthy of my people, of you, and of myself. + +NAPOLEON + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +At five in the morning it was still quite dark. The troops of the +center, the reserves, and Bagration's right flank had not yet moved, but +on the left flank the columns of infantry, cavalry, and artillery, which +were to be the first to descend the heights to attack the French right +flank and drive it into the Bohemian mountains according to plan, were +already up and astir. The smoke of the campfires, into which they were +throwing everything superfluous, made the eyes smart. It was cold and +dark. The officers were hurriedly drinking tea and breakfasting, the +soldiers, munching biscuit and beating a tattoo with their feet to warm +themselves, gathering round the fires throwing into the flames the +remains of sheds, chairs, tables, wheels, tubs, and everything that they +did not want or could not carry away with them. Austrian column guides +were moving in and out among the Russian troops and served as heralds of +the advance. As soon as an Austrian officer showed himself near a +commanding officer's quarters, the regiment began to move: the soldiers +ran from the fires, thrust their pipes into their boots, their bags into +the carts, got their muskets ready, and formed rank. The officers +buttoned up their coats, buckled on their swords and pouches, and moved +along the ranks shouting. The train drivers and orderlies harnessed and +packed the wagons and tied on the loads. The adjutants and battalion and +regimental commanders mounted, crossed themselves, gave final +instructions, orders, and commissions to the baggage men who remained +behind, and the monotonous tramp of thousands of feet resounded. The +column moved forward without knowing where and unable, from the masses +around them, the smoke and the increasing fog, to see either the place +they were leaving or that to which they were going. + +A soldier on the march is hemmed in and borne along by his regiment as +much as a sailor is by his ship. However far he has walked, whatever +strange, unknown, and dangerous places he reaches, just as a sailor is +always surrounded by the same decks, masts, and rigging of his ship, so +the soldier always has around him the same comrades, the same ranks, the +same sergeant major Ivan Mitrich, the same company dog Jack, and the +same commanders. The sailor rarely cares to know the latitude in which +his ship is sailing, but on the day of battle--heaven knows how and +whence--a stern note of which all are conscious sounds in the moral +atmosphere of an army, announcing the approach of something decisive and +solemn, and awakening in the men an unusual curiosity. On the day of +battle the soldiers excitedly try to get beyond the interests of their +regiment, they listen intently, look about, and eagerly ask concerning +what is going on around them. + +The fog had grown so dense that though it was growing light they could +not see ten paces ahead. Bushes looked like gigantic trees and level +ground like cliffs and slopes. Anywhere, on any side, one might +encounter an enemy invisible ten paces off. But the columns advanced for +a long time, always in the same fog, descending and ascending hills, +avoiding gardens and enclosures, going over new and unknown ground, and +nowhere encountering the enemy. On the contrary, the soldiers became +aware that in front, behind, and on all sides, other Russian columns +were moving in the same direction. Every soldier felt glad to know that +to the unknown place where he was going, many more of our men were going +too. + +"There now, the Kurskies have also gone past," was being said in the +ranks. + +"It's wonderful what a lot of our troops have gathered, lads! Last night +I looked at the campfires and there was no end of them. A regular +Moscow!" + +Though none of the column commanders rode up to the ranks or talked to +the men (the commanders, as we saw at the council of war, were out of +humor and dissatisfied with the affair, and so did not exert themselves +to cheer the men but merely carried out the orders), yet the troops +marched gaily, as they always do when going into action, especially to +an attack. But when they had marched for about an hour in the dense fog, +the greater part of the men had to halt and an unpleasant consciousness +of some dislocation and blunder spread through the ranks. How such a +consciousness is communicated is very difficult to define, but it +certainly is communicated very surely, and flows rapidly, imperceptibly, +and irrepressibly, as water does in a creek. Had the Russian army been +alone without any allies, it might perhaps have been a long time before +this consciousness of mismanagement became a general conviction, but as +it was, the disorder was readily and naturally attributed to the stupid +Germans, and everyone was convinced that a dangerous muddle had been +occasioned by the sausage eaters. + +"Why have we stopped? Is the way blocked? Or have we already come up +against the French?" + +"No, one can't hear them. They'd be firing if we had." + +"They were in a hurry enough to start us, and now here we stand in the +middle of a field without rhyme or reason. It's all those damned +Germans' muddling! What stupid devils!" + +"Yes, I'd send them on in front, but no fear, they're crowding up +behind. And now here we stand hungry." + +"I say, shall we soon be clear? They say the cavalry are blocking the +way," said an officer. + +"Ah, those damned Germans! They don't know their own country!" said +another. + +"What division are you?" shouted an adjutant, riding up. + +"The Eighteenth." + +"Then why are you here? You should have gone on long ago, now you won't +get there till evening." + +"What stupid orders! They don't themselves know what they are doing!" +said the officer and rode off. + +Then a general rode past shouting something angrily, not in Russian. + +"Tafa-lafa! But what he's jabbering no one can make out," said a +soldier, mimicking the general who had ridden away. "I'd shoot them, the +scoundrels!" + +"We were ordered to be at the place before nine, but we haven't got +halfway. Fine orders!" was being repeated on different sides. + +And the feeling of energy with which the troops had started began to +turn into vexation and anger at the stupid arrangements and at the +Germans. + +The cause of the confusion was that while the Austrian cavalry was +moving toward our left flank, the higher command found that our center +was too far separated from our right flank and the cavalry were all +ordered to turn back to the right. Several thousand cavalry crossed in +front of the infantry, who had to wait. + +At the front an altercation occurred between an Austrian guide and a +Russian general. The general shouted a demand that the cavalry should be +halted, the Austrian argued that not he, but the higher command, was to +blame. The troops meanwhile stood growing listless and dispirited. After +an hour's delay they at last moved on, descending the hill. The fog that +was dispersing on the hill lay still more densely below, where they were +descending. In front in the fog a shot was heard and then another, at +first irregularly at varying intervals--trata... tat--and then more and +more regularly and rapidly, and the action at the Goldbach Stream began. + +Not expecting to come on the enemy down by the stream, and having +stumbled on him in the fog, hearing no encouraging word from their +commanders, and with a consciousness of being too late spreading through +the ranks, and above all being unable to see anything in front or around +them in the thick fog, the Russians exchanged shots with the enemy +lazily and advanced and again halted, receiving no timely orders from +the officers or adjutants who wandered about in the fog in those unknown +surroundings unable to find their own regiments. In this way the action +began for the first, second, and third columns, which had gone down into +the valley. The fourth column, with which Kutuzov was, stood on the +Pratzen Heights. + +Below, where the fight was beginning, there was still thick fog; on the +higher ground it was clearing, but nothing could be seen of what was +going on in front. Whether all the enemy forces were, as we supposed, +six miles away, or whether they were near by in that sea of mist, no one +knew till after eight o'clock. + +It was nine o'clock in the morning. The fog lay unbroken like a sea down +below, but higher up at the village of Schlappanitz where Napoleon stood +with his marshals around him, it was quite light. Above him was a clear +blue sky, and the sun's vast orb quivered like a huge hollow, crimson +float on the surface of that milky sea of mist. The whole French army, +and even Napoleon himself with his staff, were not on the far side of +the streams and hollows of Sokolnitz and Schlappanitz beyond which we +intended to take up our position and begin the action, but were on this +side, so close to our own forces that Napoleon with the naked eye could +distinguish a mounted man from one on foot. Napoleon, in the blue cloak +which he had worn on his Italian campaign, sat on his small gray Arab +horse a little in front of his marshals. He gazed silently at the hills +which seemed to rise out of the sea of mist and on which the Russian +troops were moving in the distance, and he listened to the sounds of +firing in the valley. Not a single muscle of his face--which in those +days was still thin--moved. His gleaming eyes were fixed intently on one +spot. His predictions were being justified. Part of the Russian force +had already descended into the valley toward the ponds and lakes and +part were leaving these Pratzen Heights which he intended to attack and +regarded as the key to the position. He saw over the mist that in a +hollow between two hills near the village of Pratzen, the Russian +columns, their bayonets glittering, were moving continuously in one +direction toward the valley and disappearing one after another into the +mist. From information he had received the evening before, from the +sound of wheels and footsteps heard by the outposts during the night, by +the disorderly movement of the Russian columns, and from all +indications, he saw clearly that the allies believed him to be far away +in front of them, and that the columns moving near Pratzen constituted +the center of the Russian army, and that that center was already +sufficiently weakened to be successfully attacked. But still he did not +begin the engagement. + +Today was a great day for him--the anniversary of his coronation. Before +dawn he had slept for a few hours, and refreshed, vigorous, and in good +spirits, he mounted his horse and rode out into the field in that happy +mood in which everything seems possible and everything succeeds. He sat +motionless, looking at the heights visible above the mist, and his cold +face wore that special look of confident, self-complacent happiness that +one sees on the face of a boy happily in love. The marshals stood behind +him not venturing to distract his attention. He looked now at the +Pratzen Heights, now at the sun floating up out of the mist. + +When the sun had entirely emerged from the fog, and fields and mist were +aglow with dazzling light--as if he had only awaited this to begin the +action--he drew the glove from his shapely white hand, made a sign with +it to the marshals, and ordered the action to begin. The marshals, +accompanied by adjutants, galloped off in different directions, and a +few minutes later the chief forces of the French army moved rapidly +toward those Pratzen Heights which were being more and more denuded by +Russian troops moving down the valley to their left. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +At eight o'clock Kutuzov rode to Pratzen at the head of the fourth +column, Miloradovich's, the one that was to take the place of +Przebyszewski's and Langeron's columns which had already gone down into +the valley. He greeted the men of the foremost regiment and gave them +the order to march, thereby indicating that he intended to lead that +column himself. When he had reached the village of Pratzen he halted. +Prince Andrew was behind, among the immense number forming the +commander-in-chief's suite. He was in a state of suppressed excitement +and irritation, though controlledly calm as a man is at the approach of +a long-awaited moment. He was firmly convinced that this was the day of +his Toulon, or his bridge of Arcola. How it would come about he did not +know, but he felt sure it would do so. The locality and the position of +our troops were known to him as far as they could be known to anyone in +our army. His own strategic plan, which obviously could not now be +carried out, was forgotten. Now, entering into Weyrother's plan, Prince +Andrew considered possible contingencies and formed new projects such as +might call for his rapidity of perception and decision. + +To the left down below in the mist, the musketry fire of unseen forces +could be heard. It was there Prince Andrew thought the fight would +concentrate. "There we shall encounter difficulties, and there," thought +he, "I shall be sent with a brigade or division, and there, standard in +hand, I shall go forward and break whatever is in front of me." + +He could not look calmly at the standards of the passing battalions. +Seeing them he kept thinking, "That may be the very standard with which +I shall lead the army." + +In the morning all that was left of the night mist on the heights was a +hoar frost now turning to dew, but in the valleys it still lay like a +milk-white sea. Nothing was visible in the valley to the left into which +our troops had descended and from whence came the sounds of firing. +Above the heights was the dark clear sky, and to the right the vast orb +of the sun. In front, far off on the farther shore of that sea of mist, +some wooded hills were discernible, and it was there the enemy probably +was, for something could be descried. On the right the Guards were +entering the misty region with a sound of hoofs and wheels and now and +then a gleam of bayonets; to the left beyond the village similar masses +of cavalry came up and disappeared in the sea of mist. In front and +behind moved infantry. The commander-in-chief was standing at the end of +the village letting the troops pass by him. That morning Kutuzov seemed +worn and irritable. The infantry passing before him came to a halt +without any command being given, apparently obstructed by something in +front. + +"Do order them to form into battalion columns and go round the village!" +he said angrily to a general who had ridden up. "Don't you understand, +your excellency, my dear sir, that you must not defile through narrow +village streets when we are marching against the enemy?" + +"I intended to re-form them beyond the village, your excellency," +answered the general. + +Kutuzov laughed bitterly. + +"You'll make a fine thing of it, deploying in sight of the enemy! Very +fine!" + +"The enemy is still far away, your excellency. According to the +dispositions..." + +"The dispositions!" exclaimed Kutuzov bitterly. "Who told you that?... +Kindly do as you are ordered." + +"Yes, sir." + +"My dear fellow," Nesvitski whispered to Prince Andrew, "the old man is +as surly as a dog." + +An Austrian officer in a white uniform with green plumes in his hat +galloped up to Kutuzov and asked in the Emperor's name had the fourth +column advanced into action. + +Kutuzov turned round without answering and his eye happened to fall upon +Prince Andrew, who was beside him. Seeing him, Kutuzov's malevolent and +caustic expression softened, as if admitting that what was being done +was not his adjutant's fault, and still not answering the Austrian +adjutant, he addressed Bolkonski. + +"Go, my dear fellow, and see whether the third division has passed the +village. Tell it to stop and await my orders." + +Hardly had Prince Andrew started than he stopped him. + +"And ask whether sharpshooters have been posted," he added. "What are +they doing? What are they doing?" he murmured to himself, still not +replying to the Austrian. + +Prince Andrew galloped off to execute the order. + +Overtaking the battalions that continued to advance, he stopped the +third division and convinced himself that there really were no +sharpshooters in front of our columns. The colonel at the head of the +regiment was much surprised at the commander-in-chief's order to throw +out skirmishers. He had felt perfectly sure that there were other troops +in front of him and that the enemy must be at least six miles away. +There was really nothing to be seen in front except a barren descent +hidden by dense mist. Having given orders in the commander-in-chief's +name to rectify this omission, Prince Andrew galloped back. Kutuzov +still in the same place, his stout body resting heavily in the saddle +with the lassitude of age, sat yawning wearily with closed eyes. The +troops were no longer moving, but stood with the butts of their muskets +on the ground. + +"All right, all right!" he said to Prince Andrew, and turned to a +general who, watch in hand, was saying it was time they started as all +the left-flank columns had already descended. + +"Plenty of time, your excellency," muttered Kutuzov in the midst of a +yawn. "Plenty of time," he repeated. + +Just then at a distance behind Kutuzov was heard the sound of regiments +saluting, and this sound rapidly came nearer along the whole extended +line of the advancing Russian columns. Evidently the person they were +greeting was riding quickly. When the soldiers of the regiment in front +of which Kutuzov was standing began to shout, he rode a little to one +side and looked round with a frown. Along the road from Pratzen galloped +what looked like a squadron of horsemen in various uniforms. Two of them +rode side by side in front, at full gallop. One in a black uniform with +white plumes in his hat rode a bobtailed chestnut horse, the other who +was in a white uniform rode a black one. These were the two Emperors +followed by their suites. Kutuzov, affecting the manners of an old +soldier at the front, gave the command "Attention!" and rode up to the +Emperors with a salute. His whole appearance and manner were suddenly +transformed. He put on the air of a subordinate who obeys without +reasoning. With an affectation of respect which evidently struck +Alexander unpleasantly, he rode up and saluted. + +This unpleasant impression merely flitted over the young and happy face +of the Emperor like a cloud of haze across a clear sky and vanished. +After his illness he looked rather thinner that day than on the field of +Olmutz where Bolkonski had seen him for the first time abroad, but there +was still the same bewitching combination of majesty and mildness in his +fine gray eyes, and on his delicate lips the same capacity for varying +expression and the same prevalent appearance of goodhearted innocent +youth. + +At the Olmutz review he had seemed more majestic; here he seemed +brighter and more energetic. He was slightly flushed after galloping two +miles, and reining in his horse he sighed restfully and looked round at +the faces of his suite, young and animated as his own. Czartoryski, +Novosiltsev, Prince Volkonsky, Strogonov, and the others, all richly +dressed gay young men on splendid, well-groomed, fresh, only slightly +heated horses, exchanging remarks and smiling, had stopped behind the +Emperor. The Emperor Francis, a rosy, long faced young man, sat very +erect on his handsome black horse, looking about him in a leisurely and +preoccupied manner. He beckoned to one of his white adjutants and asked +some question--"Most likely he is asking at what o'clock they started," +thought Prince Andrew, watching his old acquaintance with a smile he +could not repress as he recalled his reception at Brunn. In the +Emperors' suite were the picked young orderly officers of the Guard and +line regiments, Russian and Austrian. Among them were grooms leading the +Tsar's beautiful relay horses covered with embroidered cloths. + +As when a window is opened a whiff of fresh air from the fields enters a +stuffy room, so a whiff of youthfulness, energy, and confidence of +success reached Kutuzov's cheerless staff with the galloping advent of +all these brilliant young men. + +"Why aren't you beginning, Michael Ilarionovich?" said the Emperor +Alexander hurriedly to Kutuzov, glancing courteously at the same time at +the Emperor Francis. + +"I am waiting, Your Majesty," answered Kutuzov, bending forward +respectfully. + +The Emperor, frowning slightly, bent his ear forward as if he had not +quite heard. + +"Waiting, Your Majesty," repeated Kutuzov. (Prince Andrew noted that +Kutuzov's upper lip twitched unnaturally as he said the word "waiting.") +"Not all the columns have formed up yet, Your Majesty." + +The Tsar heard but obviously did not like the reply; he shrugged his +rather round shoulders and glanced at Novosiltsev who was near him, as +if complaining of Kutuzov. + +"You know, Michael Ilarionovich, we are not on the Empress' Field where +a parade does not begin till all the troops are assembled," said the +Tsar with another glance at the Emperor Francis, as if inviting him if +not to join in at least to listen to what he was saying. But the Emperor +Francis continued to look about him and did not listen. + +"That is just why I do not begin, sire," said Kutuzov in a resounding +voice, apparently to preclude the possibility of not being heard, and +again something in his face twitched--"That is just why I do not begin, +sire, because we are not on parade and not on the Empress' Field," said +clearly and distinctly. + +In the Emperor's suite all exchanged rapid looks that expressed +dissatisfaction and reproach. "Old though he may be, he should not, he +certainly should not, speak like that," their glances seemed to say. + +The Tsar looked intently and observantly into Kutuzov's eye waiting to +hear whether he would say anything more. But Kutuzov, with respectfully +bowed head, seemed also to be waiting. The silence lasted for about a +minute. + +"However, if you command it, Your Majesty," said Kutuzov, lifting his +head and again assuming his former tone of a dull, unreasoning, but +submissive general. + +He touched his horse and having called Miloradovich, the commander of +the column, gave him the order to advance. + +The troops again began to move, and two battalions of the Novgorod and +one of the Apsheron regiment went forward past the Emperor. + +As this Apsheron battalion marched by, the red-faced Miloradovich, +without his greatcoat, with his Orders on his breast and an enormous +tuft of plumes in his cocked hat worn on one side with its corners front +and back, galloped strenuously forward, and with a dashing salute reined +in his horse before the Emperor. + +"God be with you, general!" said the Emperor. + +"Ma foi, sire, nous ferons ce qui sera dans notre possibilite, sire," * +he answered gaily, raising nevertheless ironic smiles among the +gentlemen of the Tsar's suite by his poor French. + + +* "Indeed, Sire, we shall do everything it is possible to do, Sire." + +Miloradovich wheeled his horse sharply and stationed himself a little +behind the Emperor. The Apsheron men, excited by the Tsar's presence, +passed in step before the Emperors and their suites at a bold, brisk +pace. + +"Lads!" shouted Miloradovich in a loud, self-confident, and cheery +voice, obviously so elated by the sound of firing, by the prospect of +battle, and by the sight of the gallant Apsherons, his comrades in +Suvorov's time, now passing so gallantly before the Emperors, that he +forgot the sovereigns' presence. "Lads, it's not the first village +you've had to take," cried he. + +"Glad to do our best!" shouted the soldiers. + +The Emperor's horse started at the sudden cry. This horse that had +carried the sovereign at reviews in Russia bore him also here on the +field of Austerlitz, enduring the heedless blows of his left foot and +pricking its ears at the sound of shots just as it had done on the +Empress' Field, not understanding the significance of the firing, nor of +the nearness of the Emperor Francis' black cob, nor of all that was +being said, thought, and felt that day by its rider. + +The Emperor turned with a smile to one of his followers and made a +remark to him, pointing to the gallant Apsherons. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Kutuzov accompanied by his adjutants rode at a walking pace behind the +carabineers. + +When he had gone less than half a mile in the rear of the column he +stopped at a solitary, deserted house that had probably once been an +inn, where two roads parted. Both of them led downhill and troops were +marching along both. + +The fog had begun to clear and enemy troops were already dimly visible +about a mile and a half off on the opposite heights. Down below, on the +left, the firing became more distinct. Kutuzov had stopped and was +speaking to an Austrian general. Prince Andrew, who was a little behind +looking at them, turned to an adjutant to ask him for a field glass. + +"Look, look!" said this adjutant, looking not at the troops in the +distance, but down the hill before him. "It's the French!" + +The two generals and the adjutant took hold of the field glass, trying +to snatch it from one another. The expression on all their faces +suddenly changed to one of horror. The French were supposed to be a mile +and a half away, but had suddenly and unexpectedly appeared just in +front of us. + +"It's the enemy?... No!... Yes, see it is!... for certain.... But how is +that?" said different voices. + +With the naked eye Prince Andrew saw below them to the right, not more +than five hundred paces from where Kutuzov was standing, a dense French +column coming up to meet the Apsherons. + +"Here it is! The decisive moment has arrived. My turn has come," thought +Prince Andrew, and striking his horse he rode up to Kutuzov. + +"The Apsherons must be stopped, your excellency," cried he. But at that +very instant a cloud of smoke spread all round, firing was heard quite +close at hand, and a voice of naive terror barely two steps from Prince +Andrew shouted, "Brothers! All's lost!" And at this as if at a command, +everyone began to run. + +Confused and ever-increasing crowds were running back to where five +minutes before the troops had passed the Emperors. Not only would it +have been difficult to stop that crowd, it was even impossible not to be +carried back with it oneself. Bolkonski only tried not to lose touch +with it, and looked around bewildered and unable to grasp what was +happening in front of him. Nesvitski with an angry face, red and unlike +himself, was shouting to Kutuzov that if he did not ride away at once he +would certainly be taken prisoner. Kutuzov remained in the same place +and without answering drew out a handkerchief. Blood was flowing from +his cheek. Prince Andrew forced his way to him. + +"You are wounded?" he asked, hardly able to master the trembling of his +lower jaw. + +"The wound is not here, it is there!" said Kutuzov, pressing the +handkerchief to his wounded cheek and pointing to the fleeing soldiers. +"Stop them!" he shouted, and at the same moment, probably realizing that +it was impossible to stop them, spurred his horse and rode to the right. + +A fresh wave of the flying mob caught him and bore him back with it. + +The troops were running in such a dense mass that once surrounded by +them it was difficult to get out again. One was shouting, "Get on! Why +are you hindering us?" Another in the same place turned round and fired +in the air; a third was striking the horse Kutuzov himself rode. Having +by a great effort got away to the left from that flood of men, Kutuzov, +with his suite diminished by more than half, rode toward a sound of +artillery fire near by. Having forced his way out of the crowd of +fugitives, Prince Andrew, trying to keep near Kutuzov, saw on the slope +of the hill amid the smoke a Russian battery that was still firing and +Frenchmen running toward it. Higher up stood some Russian infantry, +neither moving forward to protect the battery nor backward with the +fleeing crowd. A mounted general separated himself from the infantry and +approached Kutuzov. Of Kutuzov's suite only four remained. They were all +pale and exchanged looks in silence. + +"Stop those wretches!" gasped Kutuzov to the regimental commander, +pointing to the flying soldiers; but at that instant, as if to punish +him for those words, bullets flew hissing across the regiment and across +Kutuzov's suite like a flock of little birds. + +The French had attacked the battery and, seeing Kutuzov, were firing at +him. After this volley the regimental commander clutched at his leg; +several soldiers fell, and a second lieutenant who was holding the flag +let it fall from his hands. It swayed and fell, but caught on the +muskets of the nearest soldiers. The soldiers started firing without +orders. + +"Oh! Oh! Oh!" groaned Kutuzov despairingly and looked around.... +"Bolkonski!" he whispered, his voice trembling from a consciousness of +the feebleness of age, "Bolkonski!" he whispered, pointing to the +disordered battalion and at the enemy, "what's that?" + +But before he had finished speaking, Prince Andrew, feeling tears of +shame and anger choking him, had already leapt from his horse and run to +the standard. + +"Forward, lads!" he shouted in a voice piercing as a child's. + +"Here it is!" thought he, seizing the staff of the standard and hearing +with pleasure the whistle of bullets evidently aimed at him. Several +soldiers fell. + +"Hurrah!" shouted Prince Andrew, and, scarcely able to hold up the heavy +standard, he ran forward with full confidence that the whole battalion +would follow him. + +And really he only ran a few steps alone. One soldier moved and then +another and soon the whole battalion ran forward shouting "Hurrah!" and +overtook him. A sergeant of the battalion ran up and took the flag that +was swaying from its weight in Prince Andrew's hands, but he was +immediately killed. Prince Andrew again seized the standard and, +dragging it by the staff, ran on with the battalion. In front he saw our +artillerymen, some of whom were fighting, while others, having abandoned +their guns, were running toward him. He also saw French infantry +soldiers who were seizing the artillery horses and turning the guns +round. Prince Andrew and the battalion were already within twenty paces +of the cannon. He heard the whistle of bullets above him unceasingly and +to right and left of him soldiers continually groaned and dropped. But +he did not look at them: he looked only at what was going on in front of +him--at the battery. He now saw clearly the figure of a red-haired +gunner with his shako knocked awry, pulling one end of a mop while a +French soldier tugged at the other. He could distinctly see the +distraught yet angry expression on the faces of these two men, who +evidently did not realize what they were doing. + +"What are they about?" thought Prince Andrew as he gazed at them. "Why +doesn't the red-haired gunner run away as he is unarmed? Why doesn't the +Frenchman stab him? He will not get away before the Frenchman remembers +his bayonet and stabs him...." + +And really another French soldier, trailing his musket, ran up to the +struggling men, and the fate of the red-haired gunner, who had +triumphantly secured the mop and still did not realize what awaited him, +was about to be decided. But Prince Andrew did not see how it ended. It +seemed to him as though one of the soldiers near him hit him on the head +with the full swing of a bludgeon. It hurt a little, but the worst of it +was that the pain distracted him and prevented his seeing what he had +been looking at. + +"What's this? Am I falling? My legs are giving way," thought he, and +fell on his back. He opened his eyes, hoping to see how the struggle of +the Frenchmen with the gunners ended, whether the red-haired gunner had +been killed or not and whether the cannon had been captured or saved. +But he saw nothing. Above him there was now nothing but the sky--the +lofty sky, not clear yet still immeasurably lofty, with gray clouds +gliding slowly across it. "How quiet, peaceful, and solemn; not at all +as I ran," thought Prince Andrew--"not as we ran, shouting and fighting, +not at all as the gunner and the Frenchman with frightened and angry +faces struggled for the mop: how differently do those clouds glide +across that lofty infinite sky! How was it I did not see that lofty sky +before? And how happy I am to have found it at last! Yes! All is vanity, +all falsehood, except that infinite sky. There is nothing, nothing, but +that. But even it does not exist, there is nothing but quiet and peace. +Thank God!..." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +On our right flank commanded by Bagration, at nine o'clock the battle +had not yet begun. Not wishing to agree to Dolgorukov's demand to +commence the action, and wishing to avert responsibility from himself, +Prince Bagration proposed to Dolgorukov to send to inquire of the +commander-in-chief. Bagration knew that as the distance between the two +flanks was more than six miles, even if the messenger were not killed +(which he very likely would be), and found the commander-in-chief (which +would be very difficult), he would not be able to get back before +evening. + +Bagration cast his large, expressionless, sleepy eyes round his suite, +and the boyish face Rostov, breathless with excitement and hope, was the +first to catch his eye. He sent him. + +"And if I should meet His Majesty before I meet the commander-in-chief, +your excellency?" said Rostov, with his hand to his cap. + +"You can give the message to His Majesty," said Dolgorukov, hurriedly +interrupting Bagration. + +On being relieved from picket duty Rostov had managed to get a few +hours' sleep before morning and felt cheerful, bold, and resolute, with +elasticity of movement, faith in his good fortune, and generally in that +state of mind which makes everything seem possible, pleasant, and easy. + +All his wishes were being fulfilled that morning: there was to be a +general engagement in which he was taking part, more than that, he was +orderly to the bravest general, and still more, he was going with a +message to Kutuzov, perhaps even to the sovereign himself. The morning +was bright, he had a good horse under him, and his heart was full of joy +and happiness. On receiving the order he gave his horse the rein and +galloped along the line. At first he rode along the line of Bagration's +troops, which had not yet advanced into action but were standing +motionless; then he came to the region occupied by Uvarov's cavalry and +here he noticed a stir and signs of preparation for battle; having +passed Uvarov's cavalry he clearly heard the sound of cannon and +musketry ahead of him. The firing grew louder and louder. + +In the fresh morning air were now heard, not two or three musket shots +at irregular intervals as before, followed by one or two cannon shots, +but a roll of volleys of musketry from the slopes of the hill before +Pratzen, interrupted by such frequent reports of cannon that sometimes +several of them were not separated from one another but merged into a +general roar. + +He could see puffs of musketry smoke that seemed to chase one another +down the hillsides, and clouds of cannon smoke rolling, spreading, and +mingling with one another. He could also, by the gleam of bayonets +visible through the smoke, make out moving masses of infantry and narrow +lines of artillery with green caissons. + +Rostov stopped his horse for a moment on a hillock to see what was going +on, but strain his attention as he would he could not understand or make +out anything of what was happening: there in the smoke men of some sort +were moving about, in front and behind moved lines of troops; but why, +whither, and who they were, it was impossible to make out. These sights +and sounds had no depressing or intimidating effect on him; on the +contrary, they stimulated his energy and determination. + +"Go on! Go on! Give it them!" he mentally exclaimed at these sounds, and +again proceeded to gallop along the line, penetrating farther and +farther into the region where the army was already in action. + +"How it will be there I don't know, but all will be well!" thought +Rostov. + +After passing some Austrian troops he noticed that the next part of the +line (the Guards) was already in action. + +"So much the better! I shall see it close," he thought. + +He was riding almost along the front line. A handful of men came +galloping toward him. They were our uhlans who with disordered ranks +were returning from the attack. Rostov got out of their way, +involuntarily noticed that one of them was bleeding, and galloped on. + +"That is no business of mine," he thought. He had not ridden many +hundred yards after that before he saw to his left, across the whole +width of the field, an enormous mass of cavalry in brilliant white +uniforms, mounted on black horses, trotting straight toward him and +across his path. Rostov put his horse to full gallop to get out of the +way of these men, and he would have got clear had they continued at the +same speed, but they kept increasing their pace, so that some of the +horses were already galloping. Rostov heard the thud of their hoofs and +the jingle of their weapons and saw their horses, their figures, and +even their faces, more and more distinctly. They were our Horse Guards, +advancing to attack the French cavalry that was coming to meet them. + +The Horse Guards were galloping, but still holding in their horses. +Rostov could already see their faces and heard the command: "Charge!" +shouted by an officer who was urging his thoroughbred to full speed. +Rostov, fearing to be crushed or swept into the attack on the French, +galloped along the front as hard as his horse could go, but still was +not in time to avoid them. + +The last of the Horse Guards, a huge pockmarked fellow, frowned angrily +on seeing Rostov before him, with whom he would inevitably collide. This +Guardsman would certainly have bowled Rostov and his Bedouin over +(Rostov felt himself quite tiny and weak compared to these gigantic men +and horses) had it not occurred to Rostov to flourish his whip before +the eyes of the Guardsman's horse. The heavy black horse, sixteen hands +high, shied, throwing back its ears; but the pockmarked Guardsman drove +his huge spurs in violently, and the horse, flourishing its tail and +extending its neck, galloped on yet faster. Hardly had the Horse Guards +passed Rostov before he heard them shout, "Hurrah!" and looking back saw +that their foremost ranks were mixed up with some foreign cavalry with +red epaulets, probably French. He could see nothing more, for +immediately afterwards cannon began firing from somewhere and smoke +enveloped everything. + +At that moment, as the Horse Guards, having passed him, disappeared in +the smoke, Rostov hesitated whether to gallop after them or to go where +he was sent. This was the brilliant charge of the Horse Guards that +amazed the French themselves. Rostov was horrified to hear later that of +all that mass of huge and handsome men, of all those brilliant, rich +youths, officers and cadets, who had galloped past him on their +thousand-ruble horses, only eighteen were left after the charge. + +"Why should I envy them? My chance is not lost, and maybe I shall see +the Emperor immediately!" thought Rostov and galloped on. + +When he came level with the Foot Guards he noticed that about them and +around them cannon balls were flying, of which he was aware not so much +because he heard their sound as because he saw uneasiness on the +soldiers' faces and unnatural warlike solemnity on those of the +officers. + +Passing behind one of the lines of a regiment of Foot Guards he heard a +voice calling him by name. + +"Rostov!" + +"What?" he answered, not recognizing Boris. + +"I say, we've been in the front line! Our regiment attacked!" said Boris +with the happy smile seen on the faces of young men who have been under +fire for the first time. + +Rostov stopped. + +"Have you?" he said. "Well, how did it go?" + +"We drove them back!" said Boris with animation, growing talkative. "Can +you imagine it?" and he began describing how the Guards, having taken up +their position and seeing troops before them, thought they were +Austrians, and all at once discovered from the cannon balls discharged +by those troops that they were themselves in the front line and had +unexpectedly to go into action. Rostov without hearing Boris to the end +spurred his horse. + +"Where are you off to?" asked Boris. + +"With a message to His Majesty." + +"There he is!" said Boris, thinking Rostov had said "His Highness," and +pointing to the Grand Duke who with his high shoulders and frowning +brows stood a hundred paces away from them in his helmet and Horse +Guards' jacket, shouting something to a pale, white uniformed Austrian +officer. + +"But that's the Grand Duke, and I want the commander-in-chief or the +Emperor," said Rostov, and was about to spur his horse. + +"Count! Count!" shouted Berg who ran up from the other side as eager as +Boris. "Count! I am wounded in my right hand" (and he showed his +bleeding hand with a handkerchief tied round it) "and I remained at the +front. I held my sword in my left hand, Count. All our family--the von +Bergs--have been knights!" + +He said something more, but Rostov did not wait to hear it and rode +away. + +Having passed the Guards and traversed an empty space, Rostov, to avoid +again getting in front of the first line as he had done when the Horse +Guards charged, followed the line of reserves, going far round the place +where the hottest musket fire and cannonade were heard. Suddenly he +heard musket fire quite close in front of him and behind our troops, +where he could never have expected the enemy to be. + +"What can it be?" he thought. "The enemy in the rear of our army? +Impossible!" And suddenly he was seized by a panic of fear for himself +and for the issue of the whole battle. "But be that what it may," he +reflected, "there is no riding round it now. I must look for the +commander in chief here, and if all is lost it is for me to perish with +the rest." + +The foreboding of evil that had suddenly come over Rostov was more and +more confirmed the farther he rode into the region behind the village of +Pratzen, which was full of troops of all kinds. + +"What does it mean? What is it? Whom are they firing at? Who is firing?" +Rostov kept asking as he came up to Russian and Austrian soldiers +running in confused crowds across his path. + +"The devil knows! They've killed everybody! It's all up now!" he was +told in Russian, German, and Czech by the crowd of fugitives who +understood what was happening as little as he did. + +"Kill the Germans!" shouted one. + +"May the devil take them--the traitors!" + +"Zum Henker diese Russen!" * muttered a German. + + +* "Hang these Russians!" + +Several wounded men passed along the road, and words of abuse, screams, +and groans mingled in a general hubbub, then the firing died down. +Rostov learned later that Russian and Austrian soldiers had been firing +at one another. + +"My God! What does it all mean?" thought he. "And here, where at any +moment the Emperor may see them.... But no, these must be only a handful +of scoundrels. It will soon be over, it can't be that, it can't be! Only +to get past them quicker, quicker!" + +The idea of defeat and flight could not enter Rostov's head. Though he +saw French cannon and French troops on the Pratzen Heights just where he +had been ordered to look for the commander-in-chief, he could not, did +not wish to, believe that. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Rostov had been ordered to look for Kutuzov and the Emperor near the +village of Pratzen. But neither they nor a single commanding officer +were there, only disorganized crowds of troops of various kinds. He +urged on his already weary horse to get quickly past these crowds, but +the farther he went the more disorganized they were. The highroad on +which he had come out was thronged with caleches, carriages of all +sorts, and Russian and Austrian soldiers of all arms, some wounded and +some not. This whole mass droned and jostled in confusion under the +dismal influence of cannon balls flying from the French batteries +stationed on the Pratzen Heights. + +"Where is the Emperor? Where is Kutuzov?" Rostov kept asking everyone he +could stop, but got no answer from anyone. + +At last seizing a soldier by his collar he forced him to answer. + +"Eh, brother! They've all bolted long ago!" said the soldier, laughing +for some reason and shaking himself free. + +Having left that soldier who was evidently drunk, Rostov stopped the +horse of a batman or groom of some important personage and began to +question him. The man announced that the Tsar had been driven in a +carriage at full speed about an hour before along that very road and +that he was dangerously wounded. + +"It can't be!" said Rostov. "It must have been someone else." + +"I saw him myself," replied the man with a self-confident smile of +derision. "I ought to know the Emperor by now, after the times I've seen +him in Petersburg. I saw him just as I see you.... There he sat in the +carriage as pale as anything. How they made the four black horses fly! +Gracious me, they did rattle past! It's time I knew the Imperial horses +and Ilya Ivanych. I don't think Ilya drives anyone except the Tsar!" + +Rostov let go of the horse and was about to ride on, when a wounded +officer passing by addressed him: + +"Who is it you want?" he asked. "The commander-in-chief? He was killed +by a cannon ball--struck in the breast before our regiment." + +"Not killed--wounded!" another officer corrected him. + +"Who? Kutuzov?" asked Rostov. + +"Not Kutuzov, but what's his name--well, never mind... there are not +many left alive. Go that way, to that village, all the commanders are +there," said the officer, pointing to the village of Hosjeradek, and he +walked on. + +Rostov rode on at a footpace not knowing why or to whom he was now +going. The Emperor was wounded, the battle lost. It was impossible to +doubt it now. Rostov rode in the direction pointed out to him, in which +he saw turrets and a church. What need to hurry? What was he now to say +to the Tsar or to Kutuzov, even if they were alive and unwounded? + +"Take this road, your honor, that way you will be killed at once!" a +soldier shouted to him. "They'd kill you there!" + +"Oh, what are you talking about?" said another. "Where is he to go? That +way is nearer." + +Rostov considered, and then went in the direction where they said he +would be killed. + +"It's all the same now. If the Emperor is wounded, am I to try to save +myself?" he thought. He rode on to the region where the greatest number +of men had perished in fleeing from Pratzen. The French had not yet +occupied that region, and the Russians--the uninjured and slightly +wounded--had left it long ago. All about the field, like heaps of manure +on well-kept plowland, lay from ten to fifteen dead and wounded to each +couple of acres. The wounded crept together in twos and threes and one +could hear their distressing screams and groans, sometimes feigned--or +so it seemed to Rostov. He put his horse to a trot to avoid seeing all +these suffering men, and he felt afraid--afraid not for his life, but +for the courage he needed and which he knew would not stand the sight of +these unfortunates. + +The French, who had ceased firing at this field strewn with dead and +wounded where there was no one left to fire at, on seeing an adjutant +riding over it trained a gun on him and fired several shots. The +sensation of those terrible whistling sounds and of the corpses around +him merged in Rostov's mind into a single feeling of terror and pity for +himself. He remembered his mother's last letter. "What would she feel," +thought he, "if she saw me here now on this field with the cannon aimed +at me?" + +In the village of Hosjeradek there were Russian troops retiring from the +field of battle, who though still in some confusion were less +disordered. The French cannon did not reach there and the musketry fire +sounded far away. Here everyone clearly saw and said that the battle was +lost. No one whom Rostov asked could tell him where the Emperor or +Kutuzov was. Some said the report that the Emperor was wounded was +correct, others that it was not, and explained the false rumor that had +spread by the fact that the Emperor's carriage had really galloped from +the field of battle with the pale and terrified Ober-Hofmarschal Count +Tolstoy, who had ridden out to the battlefield with others in the +Emperor's suite. One officer told Rostov that he had seen someone from +headquarters behind the village to the left, and thither Rostov rode, +not hoping to find anyone but merely to ease his conscience. When he had +ridden about two miles and had passed the last of the Russian troops, he +saw, near a kitchen garden with a ditch round it, two men on horseback +facing the ditch. One with a white plume in his hat seemed familiar to +Rostov; the other on a beautiful chestnut horse (which Rostov fancied he +had seen before) rode up to the ditch, struck his horse with his spurs, +and giving it the rein leaped lightly over. Only a little earth crumbled +from the bank under the horse's hind hoofs. Turning the horse sharply, +he again jumped the ditch, and deferentially addressed the horseman with +the white plumes, evidently suggesting that he should do the same. The +rider, whose figure seemed familiar to Rostov and involuntarily riveted +his attention, made a gesture of refusal with his head and hand and by +that gesture Rostov instantly recognized his lamented and adored +monarch. + +"But it can't be he, alone in the midst of this empty field!" thought +Rostov. At that moment Alexander turned his head and Rostov saw the +beloved features that were so deeply engraved on his memory. The Emperor +was pale, his cheeks sunken and his eyes hollow, but the charm, the +mildness of his features, was all the greater. Rostov was happy in the +assurance that the rumors about the Emperor being wounded were false. He +was happy to be seeing him. He knew that he might and even ought to go +straight to him and give the message Dolgorukov had ordered him to +deliver. + +But as a youth in love trembles, is unnerved, and dares not utter the +thoughts he has dreamed of for nights, but looks around for help or a +chance of delay and flight when the longed-for moment comes and he is +alone with her, so Rostov, now that he had attained what he had longed +for more than anything else in the world, did not know how to approach +the Emperor, and a thousand reasons occurred to him why it would be +inconvenient, unseemly, and impossible to do so. + +"What! It is as if I were glad of a chance to take advantage of his +being alone and despondent! A strange face may seem unpleasant or +painful to him at this moment of sorrow; besides, what can I say to him +now, when my heart fails me and my mouth feels dry at the mere sight of +him?" Not one of the innumerable speeches addressed to the Emperor that +he had composed in his imagination could he now recall. Those speeches +were intended for quite other conditions, they were for the most part to +be spoken at a moment of victory and triumph, generally when he was +dying of wounds and the sovereign had thanked him for heroic deeds, and +while dying he expressed the love his actions had proved. + +"Besides how can I ask the Emperor for his instructions for the right +flank now that it is nearly four o'clock and the battle is lost? No, +certainly I must not approach him, I must not intrude on his +reflections. Better die a thousand times than risk receiving an unkind +look or bad opinion from him," Rostov decided; and sorrowfully and with +a heart full despair he rode away, continually looking back at the Tsar, +who still remained in the same attitude of indecision. + +While Rostov was thus arguing with himself and riding sadly away, +Captain von Toll chanced to ride to the same spot, and seeing the +Emperor at once rode up to him, offered his services, and assisted him +to cross the ditch on foot. The Emperor, wishing to rest and feeling +unwell, sat down under an apple tree and von Toll remained beside him. +Rostov from a distance saw with envy and remorse how von Toll spoke long +and warmly to the Emperor and how the Emperor, evidently weeping, +covered his eyes with his hand and pressed von Toll's hand. + +"And I might have been in his place!" thought Rostov, and hardly +restraining his tears of pity for the Emperor, he rode on in utter +despair, not knowing where to or why he was now riding. + +His despair was all the greater from feeling that his own weakness was +the cause of his grief. + +He might... not only might but should, have gone up to the sovereign. It +was a unique chance to show his devotion to the Emperor and he had not +made use of it.... "What have I done?" thought he. And he turned round +and galloped back to the place where he had seen the Emperor, but there +was no one beyond the ditch now. Only some carts and carriages were +passing by. From one of the drivers he learned that Kutuzov's staff were +not far off, in the village the vehicles were going to. Rostov followed +them. In front of him walked Kutuzov's groom leading horses in +horsecloths. Then came a cart, and behind that walked an old, bandy- +legged domestic serf in a peaked cap and sheepskin coat. + +"Tit! I say, Tit!" said the groom. + +"What?" answered the old man absent-mindedly. + +"Go, Tit! Thresh a bit!" + +"Oh, you fool!" said the old man, spitting angrily. Some time passed in +silence, and then the same joke was repeated. + +Before five in the evening the battle had been lost at all points. More +than a hundred cannon were already in the hands of the French. + +Przebyszewski and his corps had laid down their arms. Other columns +after losing half their men were retreating in disorderly confused +masses. + +The remains of Langeron's and Dokhturov's mingled forces were crowding +around the dams and banks of the ponds near the village of Augesd. + +After five o'clock it was only at the Augesd Dam that a hot cannonade +(delivered by the French alone) was still to be heard from numerous +batteries ranged on the slopes of the Pratzen Heights, directed at our +retreating forces. + +In the rearguard, Dokhturov and others rallying some battalions kept up +a musketry fire at the French cavalry that was pursuing our troops. It +was growing dusk. On the narrow Augesd Dam where for so many years the +old miller had been accustomed to sit in his tasseled cap peacefully +angling, while his grandson, with shirt sleeves rolled up, handled the +floundering silvery fish in the watering can, on that dam over which for +so many years Moravians in shaggy caps and blue jackets had peacefully +driven their two-horse carts loaded with wheat and had returned dusty +with flour whitening their carts--on that narrow dam amid the wagons and +the cannon, under the horses' hoofs and between the wagon wheels, men +disfigured by fear of death now crowded together, crushing one another, +dying, stepping over the dying and killing one another, only to move on +a few steps and be killed themselves in the same way. + +Every ten seconds a cannon ball flew compressing the air around, or a +shell burst in the midst of that dense throng, killing some and +splashing with blood those near them. + +Dolokhov--now an officer--wounded in the arm, and on foot, with the +regimental commander on horseback and some ten men of his company, +represented all that was left of that whole regiment. Impelled by the +crowd, they had got wedged in at the approach to the dam and, jammed in +on all sides, had stopped because a horse in front had fallen under a +cannon and the crowd were dragging it out. A cannon ball killed someone +behind them, another fell in front and splashed Dolokhov with blood. The +crowd, pushing forward desperately, squeezed together, moved a few +steps, and again stopped. + +"Move on a hundred yards and we are certainly saved, remain here another +two minutes and it is certain death," thought each one. + +Dolokhov who was in the midst of the crowd forced his way to the edge of +the dam, throwing two soldiers off their feet, and ran onto the slippery +ice that covered the millpool. + +"Turn this way!" he shouted, jumping over the ice which creaked under +him; "turn this way!" he shouted to those with the gun. "It bears!..." + +The ice bore him but it swayed and creaked, and it was plain that it +would give way not only under a cannon or a crowd, but very soon even +under his weight alone. The men looked at him and pressed to the bank, +hesitating to step onto the ice. The general on horseback at the +entrance to the dam raised his hand and opened his mouth to address +Dolokhov. Suddenly a cannon ball hissed so low above the crowd that +everyone ducked. It flopped into something moist, and the general fell +from his horse in a pool of blood. Nobody gave him a look or thought of +raising him. + +"Get onto the ice, over the ice! Go on! Turn! Don't you hear? Go on!" +innumerable voices suddenly shouted after the ball had struck the +general, the men themselves not knowing what, or why, they were +shouting. + +One of the hindmost guns that was going onto the dam turned off onto the +ice. Crowds of soldiers from the dam began running onto the frozen pond. +The ice gave way under one of the foremost soldiers, and one leg slipped +into the water. He tried to right himself but fell in up to his waist. +The nearest soldiers shrank back, the gun driver stopped his horse, but +from behind still came the shouts: "Onto the ice, why do you stop? Go +on! Go on!" And cries of horror were heard in the crowd. The soldiers +near the gun waved their arms and beat the horses to make them turn and +move on. The horses moved off the bank. The ice, that had held under +those on foot, collapsed in a great mass, and some forty men who were on +it dashed, some forward and some back, drowning one another. + +Still the cannon balls continued regularly to whistle and flop onto the +ice and into the water and oftenest of all among the crowd that covered +the dam, the pond, and the bank. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +On the Pratzen Heights, where he had fallen with the flagstaff in his +hand, lay Prince Andrew Bolkonski bleeding profusely and unconsciously +uttering a gentle, piteous, and childlike moan. + +Toward evening he ceased moaning and became quite still. He did not know +how long his unconsciousness lasted. Suddenly he again felt that he was +alive and suffering from a burning, lacerating pain in his head. + +"Where is it, that lofty sky that I did not know till now, but saw +today?" was his first thought. "And I did not know this suffering +either," he thought. "Yes, I did not know anything, anything at all till +now. But where am I?" + +He listened and heard the sound of approaching horses, and voices +speaking French. He opened his eyes. Above him again was the same lofty +sky with clouds that had risen and were floating still higher, and +between them gleamed blue infinity. He did not turn his head and did not +see those who, judging by the sound of hoofs and voices, had ridden up +and stopped near him. + +It was Napoleon accompanied by two aides-de-camp. Bonaparte riding over +the battlefield had given final orders to strengthen the batteries +firing at the Augesd Dam and was looking at the killed and wounded left +on the field. + +"Fine men!" remarked Napoleon, looking at a dead Russian grenadier, who, +with his face buried in the ground and a blackened nape, lay on his +stomach with an already stiffened arm flung wide. + +"The ammunition for the guns in position is exhausted, Your Majesty," +said an adjutant who had come from the batteries that were firing at +Augesd. + +"Have some brought from the reserve," said Napoleon, and having gone on +a few steps he stopped before Prince Andrew, who lay on his back with +the flagstaff that had been dropped beside him. (The flag had already +been taken by the French as a trophy.) + +"That's a fine death!" said Napoleon as he gazed at Bolkonski. + +Prince Andrew understood that this was said of him and that it was +Napoleon who said it. He heard the speaker addressed as Sire. But he +heard the words as he might have heard the buzzing of a fly. Not only +did they not interest him, but he took no notice of them and at once +forgot them. His head was burning, he felt himself bleeding to death, +and he saw above him the remote, lofty, and everlasting sky. He knew it +was Napoleon--his hero--but at that moment Napoleon seemed to him such a +small, insignificant creature compared with what was passing now between +himself and that lofty infinite sky with the clouds flying over it. At +that moment it meant nothing to him who might be standing over him, or +what was said of him; he was only glad that people were standing near +him and only wished that they would help him and bring him back to life, +which seemed to him so beautiful now that he had today learned to +understand it so differently. He collected all his strength, to stir and +utter a sound. He feebly moved his leg and uttered a weak, sickly groan +which aroused his own pity. + +"Ah! He is alive," said Napoleon. "Lift this young man up and carry him +to the dressing station." + +Having said this, Napoleon rode on to meet Marshal Lannes, who, hat in +hand, rode up smiling to the Emperor to congratulate him on the victory. + +Prince Andrew remembered nothing more: he lost consciousness from the +terrible pain of being lifted onto the stretcher, the jolting while +being moved, and the probing of his wound at the dressing station. He +did not regain consciousness till late in the day, when with other +wounded and captured Russian officers he was carried to the hospital. +During this transfer he felt a little stronger and was able to look +about him and even speak. + +The first words he heard on coming to his senses were those of a French +convoy officer, who said rapidly: "We must halt here: the Emperor will +pass here immediately; it will please him to see these gentlemen +prisoners." + +"There are so many prisoners today, nearly the whole Russian army, that +he is probably tired of them," said another officer. + +"All the same! They say this one is the commander of all the Emperor +Alexander's Guards," said the first one, indicating a Russian officer in +the white uniform of the Horse Guards. + +Bolkonski recognized Prince Repnin whom he had met in Petersburg +society. Beside him stood a lad of nineteen, also a wounded officer of +the Horse Guards. + +Bonaparte, having come up at a gallop, stopped his horse. + +"Which is the senior?" he asked, on seeing the prisoners. + +They named the colonel, Prince Repnin. + +"You are the commander of the Emperor Alexander's regiment of Horse +Guards?" asked Napoleon. + +"I commanded a squadron," replied Repnin. + +"Your regiment fulfilled its duty honorably," said Napoleon. + +"The praise of a great commander is a soldier's highest reward," said +Repnin. + +"I bestow it with pleasure," said Napoleon. "And who is that young man +beside you?" + +Prince Repnin named Lieutenant Sukhtelen. + +After looking at him Napoleon smiled. + +"He's very young to come to meddle with us." + +"Youth is no hindrance to courage," muttered Sukhtelen in a failing +voice. + +"A splendid reply!" said Napoleon. "Young man, you will go far!" + +Prince Andrew, who had also been brought forward before the Emperor's +eyes to complete the show of prisoners, could not fail to attract his +attention. Napoleon apparently remembered seeing him on the battlefield +and, addressing him, again used the epithet "young man" that was +connected in his memory with Prince Andrew. + +"Well, and you, young man," said he. "How do you feel, mon brave?" + +Though five minutes before, Prince Andrew had been able to say a few +words to the soldiers who were carrying him, now with his eyes fixed +straight on Napoleon, he was silent.... So insignificant at that moment +seemed to him all the interests that engrossed Napoleon, so mean did his +hero himself with his paltry vanity and joy in victory appear, compared +to the lofty, equitable, and kindly sky which he had seen and +understood, that he could not answer him. + +Everything seemed so futile and insignificant in comparison with the +stern and solemn train of thought that weakness from loss of blood, +suffering, and the nearness of death aroused in him. Looking into +Napoleon's eyes Prince Andrew thought of the insignificance of +greatness, the unimportance of life which no one could understand, and +the still greater unimportance of death, the meaning of which no one +alive could understand or explain. + +The Emperor without waiting for an answer turned away and said to one of +the officers as he went: "Have these gentlemen attended to and taken to +my bivouac; let my doctor, Larrey, examine their wounds. Au revoir, +Prince Repnin!" and he spurred his horse and galloped away. + +His face shone with self-satisfaction and pleasure. + +The soldiers who had carried Prince Andrew had noticed and taken the +little gold icon Princess Mary had hung round her brother's neck, but +seeing the favor the Emperor showed the prisoners, they now hastened to +return the holy image. + +Prince Andrew did not see how and by whom it was replaced, but the +little icon with its thin gold chain suddenly appeared upon his chest +outside his uniform. + +"It would be good," thought Prince Andrew, glancing at the icon his +sister had hung round his neck with such emotion and reverence, "it +would be good if everything were as clear and simple as it seems to +Mary. How good it would be to know where to seek for help in this life, +and what to expect after it beyond the grave! How happy and calm I +should be if I could now say: 'Lord, have mercy on me!'... But to whom +should I say that? Either to a Power indefinable, incomprehensible, +which I not only cannot address but which I cannot even express in +words--the Great All or Nothing-" said he to himself, "or to that God +who has been sewn into this amulet by Mary! There is nothing certain, +nothing at all except the unimportance of everything I understand, and +the greatness of something incomprehensible but all-important." + +The stretchers moved on. At every jolt he again felt unendurable pain; +his feverishness increased and he grew delirious. Visions of his father, +wife, sister, and future son, and the tenderness he had felt the night +before the battle, the figure of the insignificant little Napoleon, and +above all this the lofty sky, formed the chief subjects of his delirious +fancies. + +The quiet home life and peaceful happiness of Bald Hills presented +itself to him. He was already enjoying that happiness when that little +Napoleon had suddenly appeared with his unsympathizing look of +shortsighted delight at the misery of others, and doubts and torments +had followed, and only the heavens promised peace. Toward morning all +these dreams melted and merged into the chaos and darkness of +unconciousness and oblivion which in the opinion of Napoleon's doctor, +Larrey, was much more likely to end in death than in convalescence. + +"He is a nervous, bilious subject," said Larrey, "and will not recover." + +And Prince Andrew, with others fatally wounded, was left to the care of +the inhabitants of the district. + +BOOK FOUR: 1806 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Early in the year 1806 Nicholas Rostov returned home on leave. Denisov +was going home to Voronezh and Rostov persuaded him to travel with him +as far as Moscow and to stay with him there. Meeting a comrade at the +last post station but one before Moscow, Denisov had drunk three bottles +of wine with him and, despite the jolting ruts across the snow-covered +road, did not once wake up on the way to Moscow, but lay at the bottom +of the sleigh beside Rostov, who grew more and more impatient the nearer +they got to Moscow. + +"How much longer? How much longer? Oh, these insufferable streets, +shops, bakers' signboards, street lamps, and sleighs!" thought Rostov, +when their leave permits had been passed at the town gate and they had +entered Moscow. + +"Denisov! We're here! He's asleep," he added, leaning forward with his +whole body as if in that position he hoped to hasten the speed of the +sleigh. + +Denisov gave no answer. + +"There's the corner at the crossroads, where the cabman, Zakhar, has his +stand, and there's Zakhar himself and still the same horse! And here's +the little shop where we used to buy gingerbread! Can't you hurry up? +Now then!" + +"Which house is it?" asked the driver. + +"Why, that one, right at the end, the big one. Don't you see? That's our +house," said Rostov. "Of course, it's our house! Denisov, Denisov! We're +almost there!" + +Denisov raised his head, coughed, and made no answer. + +"Dmitri," said Rostov to his valet on the box, "those lights are in our +house, aren't they?" + +"Yes, sir, and there's a light in your father's study." + +"Then they've not gone to bed yet? What do you think? Mind now, don't +forget to put out my new coat," added Rostov, fingering his new +mustache. "Now then, get on," he shouted to the driver. "Do wake up, +Vaska!" he went on, turning to Denisov, whose head was again nodding. +"Come, get on! You shall have three rubles for vodka--get on!" Rostov +shouted, when the sleigh was only three houses from his door. It seemed +to him the horses were not moving at all. At last the sleigh bore to the +right, drew up at an entrance, and Rostov saw overhead the old familiar +cornice with a bit of plaster broken off, the porch, and the post by the +side of the pavement. He sprang out before the sleigh stopped, and ran +into the hall. The house stood cold and silent, as if quite regardless +of who had come to it. There was no one in the hall. "Oh God! Is +everyone all right?" he thought, stopping for a moment with a sinking +heart, and then immediately starting to run along the hall and up the +warped steps of the familiar staircase. The well-known old door handle, +which always angered the countess when it was not properly cleaned, +turned as loosely as ever. A solitary tallow candle burned in the +anteroom. + +Old Michael was asleep on the chest. Prokofy, the footman, who was so +strong that he could lift the back of the carriage from behind, sat +plaiting slippers out of cloth selvedges. He looked up at the opening +door and his expression of sleepy indifference suddenly changed to one +of delighted amazement. + +"Gracious heavens! The young count!" he cried, recognizing his young +master. "Can it be? My treasure!" and Prokofy, trembling with +excitement, rushed toward the drawing-room door, probably in order to +announce him, but, changing his mind, came back and stooped to kiss the +young man's shoulder. + +"All well?" asked Rostov, drawing away his arm. + +"Yes, God be thanked! Yes! They've just finished supper. Let me have a +look at you, your excellency." + +"Is everything quite all right?" + +"The Lord be thanked, yes!" + +Rostov, who had completely forgotten Denisov, not wishing anyone to +forestall him, threw off his fur coat and ran on tiptoe through the +large dark ballroom. All was the same: there were the same old card +tables and the same chandelier with a cover over it; but someone had +already seen the young master, and, before he had reached the drawing +room, something flew out from a side door like a tornado and began +hugging and kissing him. Another and yet another creature of the same +kind sprang from a second door and a third; more hugging, more kissing, +more outcries, and tears of joy. He could not distinguish which was +Papa, which Natasha, and which Petya. Everyone shouted, talked, and +kissed him at the same time. Only his mother was not there, he noticed +that. + +"And I did not know... Nicholas... My darling!..." + +"Here he is... our own... Kolya, * dear fellow... How he has changed!... +Where are the candles?... Tea!..." + + +* Nicholas. + +"And me, kiss me!" + +"Dearest... and me!" + +Sonya, Natasha, Petya, Anna Mikhaylovna, Vera, and the old count were +all hugging him, and the serfs, men and maids, flocked into the room, +exclaiming and oh-ing and ah-ing. + +Petya, clinging to his legs, kept shouting, "And me too!" + +Natasha, after she had pulled him down toward her and covered his face +with kisses, holding him tight by the skirt of his coat, sprang away and +pranced up and down in one place like a goat and shrieked piercingly. + +All around were loving eyes glistening with tears of joy, and all around +were lips seeking a kiss. + +Sonya too, all rosy red, clung to his arm and, radiant with bliss, +looked eagerly toward his eyes, waiting for the look for which she +longed. Sonya now was sixteen and she was very pretty, especially at +this moment of happy, rapturous excitement. She gazed at him, not taking +her eyes off him, and smiling and holding her breath. He gave her a +grateful look, but was still expectant and looking for someone. The old +countess had not yet come. But now steps were heard at the door, steps +so rapid that they could hardly be his mother's. + +Yet it was she, dressed in a new gown which he did not know, made since +he had left. All the others let him go, and he ran to her. When they +met, she fell on his breast, sobbing. She could not lift her face, but +only pressed it to the cold braiding of his hussar's jacket. Denisov, +who had come into the room unnoticed by anyone, stood there and wiped +his eyes at the sight. + +"Vasili Denisov, your son's friend," he said, introducing himself to the +count, who was looking inquiringly at him. + +"You are most welcome! I know, I know," said the count, kissing and +embracing Denisov. "Nicholas wrote us... Natasha, Vera, look! Here is +Denisov!" + +The same happy, rapturous faces turned to the shaggy figure of Denisov. + +"Darling Denisov!" screamed Natasha, beside herself with rapture, +springing to him, putting her arms round him, and kissing him. This +escapade made everybody feel confused. Denisov blushed too, but smiled +and, taking Natasha's hand, kissed it. + +Denisov was shown to the room prepared for him, and the Rostovs all +gathered round Nicholas in the sitting room. + +The old countess, not letting go of his hand and kissing it every +moment, sat beside him: the rest, crowding round him, watched every +movement, word, or look of his, never taking their blissfully adoring +eyes off him. His brother and sisters struggled for the places nearest +to him and disputed with one another who should bring him his tea, +handkerchief, and pipe. + +Rostov was very happy in the love they showed him; but the first moment +of meeting had been so beatific that his present joy seemed +insufficient, and he kept expecting something more, more and yet more. + +Next morning, after the fatigues of their journey, the travelers slept +till ten o'clock. + +In the room next their bedroom there was a confusion of sabers, +satchels, sabretaches, open portmanteaus, and dirty boots. Two freshly +cleaned pairs with spurs had just been placed by the wall. The servants +were bringing in jugs and basins, hot water for shaving, and their well- +brushed clothes. There was a masculine odor and a smell of tobacco. + +"Hallo, Gwiska--my pipe!" came Vasili Denisov's husky voice. "Wostov, +get up!" + +Rostov, rubbing his eyes that seemed glued together, raised his +disheveled head from the hot pillow. + +"Why, is it late?" + +"Late! It's nearly ten o'clock," answered Natasha's voice. A rustle of +starched petticoats and the whispering and laughter of girls' voices +came from the adjoining room. The door was opened a crack and there was +a glimpse of something blue, of ribbons, black hair, and merry faces. It +was Natasha, Sonya, and Petya, who had come to see whether they were +getting up. + +"Nicholas! Get up!" Natasha's voice was again heard at the door. + +"Directly!" + +Meanwhile, Petya, having found and seized the sabers in the outer room, +with the delight boys feel at the sight of a military elder brother, and +forgetting that it was unbecoming for the girls to see men undressed, +opened the bedroom door. + +"Is this your saber?" he shouted. + +The girls sprang aside. Denisov hid his hairy legs under the blanket, +looking with a scared face at his comrade for help. The door, having let +Petya in, closed again. A sound of laughter came from behind it. + +"Nicholas! Come out in your dressing gown!" said Natasha's voice. + +"Is this your saber?" asked Petya. "Or is it yours?" he said, addressing +the black-mustached Denisov with servile deference. + +Rostov hurriedly put something on his feet, drew on his dressing gown, +and went out. Natasha had put on one spurred boot and was just getting +her foot into the other. Sonya, when he came in, was twirling round and +was about to expand her dresses into a balloon and sit down. They were +dressed alike, in new pale-blue frocks, and were both fresh, rosy, and +bright. Sonya ran away, but Natasha, taking her brother's arm, led him +into the sitting room, where they began talking. They hardly gave one +another time to ask questions and give replies concerning a thousand +little matters which could not interest anyone but themselves. Natasha +laughed at every word he said or that she said herself, not because what +they were saying was amusing, but because she felt happy and was unable +to control her joy which expressed itself by laughter. + +"Oh, how nice, how splendid!" she said to everything. + +Rostov felt that, under the influence of the warm rays of love, that +childlike smile which had not once appeared on his face since he left +home now for the first time after eighteen months again brightened his +soul and his face. + +"No, but listen," she said, "now you are quite a man, aren't you? I'm +awfully glad you're my brother." She touched his mustache. "I want to +know what you men are like. Are you the same as we? No?" + +"Why did Sonya run away?" asked Rostov. + +"Ah, yes! That's a whole long story! How are you going to speak to her-- +thou or you?" + +"As may happen," said Rostov. + +"No, call her you, please! I'll tell you all about it some other time. +No, I'll tell you now. You know Sonya's my dearest friend. Such a friend +that I burned my arm for her sake. Look here!" + +She pulled up her muslin sleeve and showed him a red scar on her long, +slender, delicate arm, high above the elbow on that part that is covered +even by a ball dress. + +"I burned this to prove my love for her. I just heated a ruler in the +fire and pressed it there!" + +Sitting on the sofa with the little cushions on its arms, in what used +to be his old schoolroom, and looking into Natasha's wildly bright eyes, +Rostov re-entered that world of home and childhood which had no meaning +for anyone else, but gave him some of the best joys of his life; and the +burning of an arm with a ruler as a proof of love did not seem to him +senseless, he understood and was not surprised at it. + +"Well, and is that all?" he asked. + +"We are such friends, such friends! All that ruler business was just +nonsense, but we are friends forever. She, if she loves anyone, does it +for life, but I don't understand that, I forget quickly." + +"Well, what then?" + +"Well, she loves me and you like that." + +Natasha suddenly flushed. + +"Why, you remember before you went away?... Well, she says you are to +forget all that.... She says: 'I shall love him always, but let him be +free.' Isn't that lovely and noble! Yes, very noble? Isn't it?" asked +Natasha, so seriously and excitedly that it was evident that what she +was now saying she had talked of before, with tears. + +Rostov became thoughtful. + +"I never go back on my word," he said. "Besides, Sonya is so charming +that only a fool would renounce such happiness." + +"No, no!" cried Natasha, "she and I have already talked it over. We knew +you'd say so. But it won't do, because you see, if you say that--if you +consider yourself bound by your promise--it will seem as if she had not +meant it seriously. It makes it as if you were marrying her because you +must, and that wouldn't do at all." + +Rostov saw that it had been well considered by them. Sonya had already +struck him by her beauty on the preceding day. Today, when he had caught +a glimpse of her, she seemed still more lovely. She was a charming girl +of sixteen, evidently passionately in love with him (he did not doubt +that for an instant). Why should he not love her now, and even marry +her, Rostov thought, but just now there were so many other pleasures and +interests before him! "Yes, they have taken a wise decision," he +thought, "I must remain free." + +"Well then, that's excellent," said he. "We'll talk it over later on. +Oh, how glad I am to have you!" + +"Well, and are you still true to Boris?" he continued. + +"Oh, what nonsense!" cried Natasha, laughing. "I don't think about him +or anyone else, and I don't want anything of the kind." + +"Dear me! Then what are you up to now?" + +"Now?" repeated Natasha, and a happy smile lit up her face. "Have you +seen Duport?" + +"No." + +"Not seen Duport--the famous dancer? Well then, you won't understand. +That's what I'm up to." + +Curving her arms, Natasha held out her skirts as dancers do, ran back a +few steps, turned, cut a caper, brought her little feet sharply +together, and made some steps on the very tips of her toes. + +"See, I'm standing! See!" she said, but could not maintain herself on +her toes any longer. "So that's what I'm up to! I'll never marry anyone, +but will be a dancer. Only don't tell anyone." + +Rostov laughed so loud and merrily that Denisov, in his bedroom, felt +envious and Natasha could not help joining in. + +"No, but don't you think it's nice?" she kept repeating. + +"Nice! And so you no longer wish to marry Boris?" + +Natasha flared up. "I don't want to marry anyone. And I'll tell him so +when I see him!" + +"Dear me!" said Rostov. + +"But that's all rubbish," Natasha chattered on. "And is Denisov nice?" +she asked. + +"Yes, indeed!" + +"Oh, well then, good-by: go and dress. Is he very terrible, Denisov?" + +"Why terrible?" asked Nicholas. "No, Vaska is a splendid fellow." + +"You call him Vaska? That's funny! And is he very nice?" + +"Very." + +"Well then, be quick. We'll all have breakfast together." + +And Natasha rose and went out of the room on tiptoe, like a ballet +dancer, but smiling as only happy girls of fifteen can smile. When +Rostov met Sonya in the drawing room, he reddened. He did not know how +to behave with her. The evening before, in the first happy moment of +meeting, they had kissed each other, but today they felt it could not be +done; he felt that everybody, including his mother and sisters, was +looking inquiringly at him and watching to see how he would behave with +her. He kissed her hand and addressed her not as thou but as you--Sonya. +But their eyes met and said thou, and exchanged tender kisses. Her looks +asked him to forgive her for having dared, by Natasha's intermediacy, to +remind him of his promise, and then thanked him for his love. His looks +thanked her for offering him his freedom and told her that one way or +another he would never cease to love her, for that would be impossible. + +"How strange it is," said Vera, selecting a moment when all were silent, +"that Sonya and Nicholas now say you to one another and meet like +strangers." + +Vera's remark was correct, as her remarks always were, but, like most of +her observations, it made everyone feel uncomfortable, not only Sonya, +Nicholas, and Natasha, but even the old countess, who--dreading this +love affair which might hinder Nicholas from making a brilliant match-- +blushed like a girl. + +Denisov, to Rostov's surprise, appeared in the drawing room with pomaded +hair, perfumed, and in a new uniform, looking just as smart as he made +himself when going into battle, and he was more amiable to the ladies +and gentlemen than Rostov had ever expected to see him. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +On his return to Moscow from the army, Nicholas Rostov was welcomed by +his home circle as the best of sons, a hero, and their darling +Nikolenka; by his relations as a charming, attractive, and polite young +man; by his acquaintances as a handsome lieutenant of hussars, a good +dancer, and one of the best matches in the city. + +The Rostovs knew everybody in Moscow. The old count had money enough +that year, as all his estates had been remortgaged, and so Nicholas, +acquiring a trotter of his own, very stylish riding breeches of the +latest cut, such as no one else yet had in Moscow, and boots of the +latest fashion, with extremely pointed toes and small silver spurs, +passed his time very gaily. After a short period of adapting himself to +the old conditions of life, Nicholas found it very pleasant to be at +home again. He felt that he had grown up and matured very much. His +despair at failing in a Scripture examination, his borrowing money from +Gavril to pay a sleigh driver, his kissing Sonya on the sly--he now +recalled all this as childishness he had left immeasurably behind. Now +he was a lieutenant of hussars, in a jacket laced with silver, and +wearing the Cross of St. George, awarded to soldiers for bravery in +action, and in the company of well-known, elderly, and respected racing +men was training a trotter of his own for a race. He knew a lady on one +of the boulevards whom he visited of an evening. He led the mazurka at +the Arkharovs' ball, talked about the war with Field Marshal Kamenski, +visited the English Club, and was on intimate terms with a colonel of +forty to whom Denisov had introduced him. + +His passion for the Emperor had cooled somewhat in Moscow. But still, as +he did not see him and had no opportunity of seeing him, he often spoke +about him and about his love for him, letting it be understood that he +had not told all and that there was something in his feelings for the +Emperor not everyone could understand, and with his whole soul he shared +the adoration then common in Moscow for the Emperor, who was spoken of +as the "angel incarnate." + +During Rostov's short stay in Moscow, before rejoining the army, he did +not draw closer to Sonya, but rather drifted away from her. She was very +pretty and sweet, and evidently deeply in love with him, but he was at +the period of youth when there seems so much to do that there is no time +for that sort of thing and a young man fears to bind himself and prizes +his freedom which he needs for so many other things. When he thought of +Sonya, during this stay in Moscow, he said to himself, "Ah, there will +be, and there are, many more such girls somewhere whom I do not yet +know. There will be time enough to think about love when I want to, but +now I have no time." Besides, it seemed to him that the society of women +was rather derogatory to his manhood. He went to balls and into ladies' +society with an affectation of doing so against his will. The races, the +English Club, sprees with Denisov, and visits to a certain house--that +was another matter and quite the thing for a dashing young hussar! + +At the beginning of March, old Count Ilya Rostov was very busy arranging +a dinner in honor of Prince Bagration at the English Club. + +The count walked up and down the hall in his dressing gown, giving +orders to the club steward and to the famous Feoktist, the club's head +cook, about asparagus, fresh cucumbers, strawberries, veal, and fish for +this dinner. The count had been a member and on the committee of the +club from the day it was founded. To him the club entrusted the +arrangement of the festival in honor of Bagration, for few men knew so +well how to arrange a feast on an open-handed, hospitable scale, and +still fewer men would be so well able and willing to make up out of +their own resources what might be needed for the success of the fete. +The club cook and the steward listened to the count's orders with +pleased faces, for they knew that under no other management could they +so easily extract a good profit for themselves from a dinner costing +several thousand rubles. + +"Well then, mind and have cocks' comb in the turtle soup, you know!" + +"Shall we have three cold dishes then?" asked the cook. + +The count considered. + +"We can't have less--yes, three... the mayonnaise, that's one," said he, +bending down a finger. + +"Then am I to order those large sterlets?" asked the steward. + +"Yes, it can't be helped if they won't take less. Ah, dear me! I was +forgetting. We must have another entree. Ah, goodness gracious!" he +clutched at his head. "Who is going to get me the flowers? Dmitri! Eh, +Dmitri! Gallop off to our Moscow estate," he said to the factotum who +appeared at his call. "Hurry off and tell Maksim, the gardener, to set +the serfs to work. Say that everything out of the hothouses must be +brought here well wrapped up in felt. I must have two hundred pots here +on Friday." + +Having given several more orders, he was about to go to his "little +countess" to have a rest, but remembering something else of importance, +he returned again, called back the cook and the club steward, and again +began giving orders. A light footstep and the clinking of spurs were +heard at the door, and the young count, handsome, rosy, with a dark +little mustache, evidently rested and made sleeker by his easy life in +Moscow, entered the room. + +"Ah, my boy, my head's in a whirl!" said the old man with a smile, as if +he felt a little confused before his son. "Now, if you would only help a +bit! I must have singers too. I shall have my own orchestra, but +shouldn't we get the gypsy singers as well? You military men like that +sort of thing." + +"Really, Papa, I believe Prince Bagration worried himself less before +the battle of Schon Grabern than you do now," said his son with a smile. + +The old count pretended to be angry. + +"Yes, you talk, but try it yourself!" + +And the count turned to the cook, who, with a shrewd and respectful +expression, looked observantly and sympathetically at the father and +son. + +"What have the young people come to nowadays, eh, Feoktist?" said he. +"Laughing at us old fellows!" + +"That's so, your excellency, all they have to do is to eat a good +dinner, but providing it and serving it all up, that's not their +business!" + +"That's it, that's it!" exclaimed the count, and gaily seizing his son +by both hands, he cried, "Now I've got you, so take the sleigh and pair +at once, and go to Bezukhov's, and tell him 'Count Ilya has sent you to +ask for strawberries and fresh pineapples.' We can't get them from +anyone else. He's not there himself, so you'll have to go in and ask the +princesses; and from there go on to the Rasgulyay--the coachman Ipatka +knows--and look up the gypsy Ilyushka, the one who danced at Count +Orlov's, you remember, in a white Cossack coat, and bring him along to +me." + +"And am I to bring the gypsy girls along with him?" asked Nicholas, +laughing. "Dear, dear!..." + +At that moment, with noiseless footsteps and with the businesslike, +preoccupied, yet meekly Christian look which never left her face, Anna +Mikhaylovna entered the hall. Though she came upon the count in his +dressing gown every day, he invariably became confused and begged her to +excuse his costume. + +"No matter at all, my dear count," she said, meekly closing her eyes. +"But I'll go to Bezukhov's myself. Pierre has arrived, and now we shall +get anything we want from his hothouses. I have to see him in any case. +He has forwarded me a letter from Boris. Thank God, Boris is now on the +staff." + +The count was delighted at Anna Mikhaylovna's taking upon herself one of +his commissions and ordered the small closed carriage for her. + +"Tell Bezukhov to come. I'll put his name down. Is his wife with him?" +he asked. + +Anna Mikhaylovna turned up her eyes, and profound sadness was depicted +on her face. + +"Ah, my dear friend, he is very unfortunate," she said. "If what we hear +is true, it is dreadful. How little we dreamed of such a thing when we +were rejoicing at his happiness! And such a lofty angelic soul as young +Bezukhov! Yes, I pity him from my heart, and shall try to give him what +consolation I can." + +"Wh-what is the matter?" asked both the young and old Rostov. + +Anna Mikhaylovna sighed deeply. + +"Dolokhov, Mary Ivanovna's son," she said in a mysterious whisper, "has +compromised her completely, they say. Pierre took him up, invited him to +his house in Petersburg, and now... she has come here and that daredevil +after her!" said Anna Mikhaylovna, wishing to show her sympathy for +Pierre, but by involuntary intonations and a half smile betraying her +sympathy for the "daredevil," as she called Dolokhov. "They say Pierre +is quite broken by his misfortune." + +"Dear, dear! But still tell him to come to the club--it will all blow +over. It will be a tremendous banquet." + +Next day, the third of March, soon after one o'clock, two hundred and +fifty members of the English Club and fifty guests were awaiting the +guest of honor and hero of the Austrian campaign, Prince Bagration, to +dinner. + +On the first arrival of the news of the battle of Austerlitz, Moscow had +been bewildered. At that time, the Russians were so used to victories +that on receiving news of the defeat some would simply not believe it, +while others sought some extraordinary explanation of so strange an +event. In the English Club, where all who were distinguished, important, +and well informed foregathered when the news began to arrive in +December, nothing was said about the war and the last battle, as though +all were in a conspiracy of silence. The men who set the tone in +conversation--Count Rostopchin, Prince Yuri Dolgorukov, Valuev, Count +Markov, and Prince Vyazemski--did not show themselves at the club, but +met in private houses in intimate circles, and the Moscovites who took +their opinions from others--Ilya Rostov among them--remained for a while +without any definite opinion on the subject of the war and without +leaders. The Moscovites felt that something was wrong and that to +discuss the bad news was difficult, and so it was best to be silent. But +after a while, just as a jury comes out of its room, the bigwigs who +guided the club's opinion reappeared, and everybody began speaking +clearly and definitely. Reasons were found for the incredible, unheard- +of, and impossible event of a Russian defeat, everything became clear, +and in all corners of Moscow the same things began to be said. These +reasons were the treachery of the Austrians, a defective commissariat, +the treachery of the Pole Przebyszewski and of the Frenchman Langeron, +Kutuzov's incapacity, and (it was whispered) the youth and inexperience +of the sovereign, who had trusted worthless and insignificant people. +But the army, the Russian army, everyone declared, was extraordinary and +had achieved miracles of valor. The soldiers, officers, and generals +were heroes. But the hero of heroes was Prince Bagration, distinguished +by his Schon Grabern affair and by the retreat from Austerlitz, where he +alone had withdrawn his column unbroken and had all day beaten back an +enemy force twice as numerous as his own. What also conduced to +Bagration's being selected as Moscow's hero was the fact that he had no +connections in the city and was a stranger there. In his person, honor +was shown to a simple fighting Russian soldier without connections and +intrigues, and to one who was associated by memories of the Italian +campaign with the name of Suvorov. Moreover, paying such honor to +Bagration was the best way of expressing disapproval and dislike of +Kutuzov. + +"Had there been no Bagration, it would have been necessary to invent +him," said the wit Shinshin, parodying the words of Voltaire. Kutuzov no +one spoke of, except some who abused him in whispers, calling him a +court weathercock and an old satyr. + +All Moscow repeated Prince Dolgorukov's saying: "If you go on modeling +and modeling you must get smeared with clay," suggesting consolation for +our defeat by the memory of former victories; and the words of +Rostopchin, that French soldiers have to be incited to battle by +highfalutin words, and Germans by logical arguments to show them that it +is more dangerous to run away than to advance, but that Russian soldiers +only need to be restrained and held back! On all sides, new and fresh +anecdotes were heard of individual examples of heroism shown by our +officers and men at Austerlitz. One had saved a standard, another had +killed five Frenchmen, a third had loaded five cannon singlehanded. Berg +was mentioned, by those who did not know him, as having, when wounded in +the right hand, taken his sword in the left, and gone forward. Of +Bolkonski, nothing was said, and only those who knew him intimately +regretted that he had died so young, leaving a pregnant wife with his +eccentric father. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +On that third of March, all the rooms in the English Club were filled +with a hum of conversation, like the hum of bees swarming in springtime. +The members and guests of the club wandered hither and thither, sat, +stood, met, and separated, some in uniform and some in evening dress, +and a few here and there with powdered hair and in Russian kaftans. +Powdered footmen, in livery with buckled shoes and smart stockings, +stood at every door anxiously noting visitors' every movement in order +to offer their services. Most of those present were elderly, respected +men with broad, self-confident faces, fat fingers, and resolute gestures +and voices. This class of guests and members sat in certain habitual +places and met in certain habitual groups. A minority of those present +were casual guests--chiefly young men, among whom were Denisov, Rostov, +and Dolokhov--who was now again an officer in the Semenov regiment. The +faces of these young people, especially those who were military men, +bore that expression of condescending respect for their elders which +seems to say to the older generation, "We are prepared to respect and +honor you, but all the same remember that the future belongs to us." + +Nesvitski was there as an old member of the club. Pierre, who at his +wife's command had let his hair grow and abandoned his spectacles, went +about the rooms fashionably dressed but looking sad and dull. Here, as +elsewhere, he was surrounded by an atmosphere of subservience to his +wealth, and being in the habit of lording it over these people, he +treated them with absent-minded contempt. + +By his age he should have belonged to the younger men, but by his wealth +and connections he belonged to the groups of old and honored guests, and +so he went from one group to another. Some of the most important old men +were the center of groups which even strangers approached respectfully +to hear the voices of well-known men. The largest circles formed round +Count Rostopchin, Valuev, and Naryshkin. Rostopchin was describing how +the Russians had been overwhelmed by flying Austrians and had had to +force their way through them with bayonets. + +Valuev was confidentially telling that Uvarov had been sent from +Petersburg to ascertain what Moscow was thinking about Austerlitz. + +In the third circle, Naryshkin was speaking of the meeting of the +Austrian Council of War at which Suvorov crowed like a cock in reply to +the nonsense talked by the Austrian generals. Shinshin, standing close +by, tried to make a joke, saying that Kutuzov had evidently failed to +learn from Suvorov even so simple a thing as the art of crowing like a +cock, but the elder members glanced severely at the wit, making him feel +that in that place and on that day, it was improper to speak so of +Kutuzov. + +Count Ilya Rostov, hurried and preoccupied, went about in his soft boots +between the dining and drawing rooms, hastily greeting the important and +unimportant, all of whom he knew, as if they were all equals, while his +eyes occasionally sought out his fine well-set-up young son, resting on +him and winking joyfully at him. Young Rostov stood at a window with +Dolokhov, whose acquaintance he had lately made and highly valued. The +old count came up to them and pressed Dolokhov's hand. + +"Please come and visit us... you know my brave boy... been together out +there... both playing the hero... Ah, Vasili Ignatovich... How d'ye do, +old fellow?" he said, turning to an old man who was passing, but before +he had finished his greeting there was a general stir, and a footman who +had run in announced, with a frightened face: "He's arrived!" + +Bells rang, the stewards rushed forward, and--like rye shaken together +in a shovel--the guests who had been scattered about in different rooms +came together and crowded in the large drawing room by the door of the +ballroom. + +Bagration appeared in the doorway of the anteroom without hat or sword, +which, in accord with the club custom, he had given up to the hall +porter. He had no lambskin cap on his head, nor had he a loaded whip +over his shoulder, as when Rostov had seen him on the eve of the battle +of Austerlitz, but wore a tight new uniform with Russian and foreign +Orders, and the Star of St. George on his left breast. Evidently just +before coming to the dinner he had had his hair and whiskers trimmed, +which changed his appearance for the worse. There was something naively +festive in his air, which, in conjunction with his firm and virile +features, gave him a rather comical expression. Bekleshev and Theodore +Uvarov, who had arrived with him, paused at the doorway to allow him, as +the guest of honor, to enter first. Bagration was embarrassed, not +wishing to avail himself of their courtesy, and this caused some delay +at the doors, but after all he did at last enter first. He walked shyly +and awkwardly over the parquet floor of the reception room, not knowing +what to do with his hands; he was more accustomed to walk over a plowed +field under fire, as he had done at the head of the Kursk regiment at +Schon Grabern--and he would have found that easier. The committeemen met +him at the first door and, expressing their delight at seeing such a +highly honored guest, took possession of him as it were, without waiting +for his reply, surrounded him, and led him to the drawing room. It was +at first impossible to enter the drawing-room door for the crowd of +members and guests jostling one another and trying to get a good look at +Bagration over each other's shoulders, as if he were some rare animal. +Count Ilya Rostov, laughing and repeating the words, "Make way, dear +boy! Make way, make way!" pushed through the crowd more energetically +than anyone, led the guests into the drawing room, and seated them on +the center sofa. The bigwigs, the most respected members of the club, +beset the new arrivals. Count Ilya, again thrusting his way through the +crowd, went out of the drawing room and reappeared a minute later with +another committeeman, carrying a large silver salver which he presented +to Prince Bagration. On the salver lay some verses composed and printed +in the hero's honor. Bagration, on seeing the salver, glanced around in +dismay, as though seeking help. But all eyes demanded that he should +submit. Feeling himself in their power, he resolutely took the salver +with both hands and looked sternly and reproachfully at the count who +had presented it to him. Someone obligingly took the dish from Bagration +(or he would, it seemed, have held it till evening and have gone in to +dinner with it) and drew his attention to the verses. + +"Well, I will read them, then!" Bagration seemed to say, and, fixing his +weary eyes on the paper, began to read them with a fixed and serious +expression. But the author himself took the verses and began reading +them aloud. Bagration bowed his head and listened: + + +Bring glory then to Alexander's reign And on the throne our Titus +shield. A dreaded foe be thou, kindhearted as a man, A Rhipheus at home, +a Caesar in the field! E'en fortunate Napoleon Knows by experience, now, +Bagration, And dare not Herculean Russians trouble... + +But before he had finished reading, a stentorian major-domo announced +that dinner was ready! The door opened, and from the dining room came +the resounding strains of the polonaise: + + +Conquest's joyful thunder waken, Triumph, valiant Russians, now!... + +and Count Rostov, glancing angrily at the author who went on reading his +verses, bowed to Bagration. Everyone rose, feeling that dinner was more +important than verses, and Bagration, again preceding all the rest, went +in to dinner. He was seated in the place of honor between two +Alexanders--Bekleshev and Naryshkin--which was a significant allusion to +the name of the sovereign. Three hundred persons took their seats in the +dining room, according to their rank and importance: the more important +nearer to the honored guest, as naturally as water flows deepest where +the land lies lowest. + +Just before dinner, Count Ilya Rostov presented his son to Bagration, +who recognized him and said a few words to him, disjointed and awkward, +as were all the words he spoke that day, and Count Ilya looked joyfully +and proudly around while Bagration spoke to his son. + +Nicholas Rostov, with Denisov and his new acquaintance, Dolokhov, sat +almost at the middle of the table. Facing them sat Pierre, beside Prince +Nesvitski. Count Ilya Rostov with the other members of the committee sat +facing Bagration and, as the very personification of Moscow hospitality, +did the honors to the prince. + +His efforts had not been in vain. The dinner, both the Lenten and the +other fare, was splendid, yet he could not feel quite at ease till the +end of the meal. He winked at the butler, whispered directions to the +footmen, and awaited each expected dish with some anxiety. Everything +was excellent. With the second course, a gigantic sterlet (at sight of +which Ilya Rostov blushed with self-conscious pleasure), the footmen +began popping corks and filling the champagne glasses. After the fish, +which made a certain sensation, the count exchanged glances with the +other committeemen. "There will be many toasts, it's time to begin," he +whispered, and taking up his glass, he rose. All were silent, waiting +for what he would say. + +"To the health of our Sovereign, the Emperor!" he cried, and at the same +moment his kindly eyes grew moist with tears of joy and enthusiasm. The +band immediately struck up "Conquest's joyful thunder waken..." All rose +and cried "Hurrah!" Bagration also rose and shouted "Hurrah!" in exactly +the same voice in which he had shouted it on the field at Schon Grabern. +Young Rostov's ecstatic voice could be heard above the three hundred +others. He nearly wept. "To the health of our Sovereign, the Emperor!" +he roared, "Hurrah!" and emptying his glass at one gulp he dashed it to +the floor. Many followed his example, and the loud shouting continued +for a long time. When the voices subsided, the footmen cleared away the +broken glass and everybody sat down again, smiling at the noise they had +made and exchanging remarks. The old count rose once more, glanced at a +note lying beside his plate, and proposed a toast, "To the health of the +hero of our last campaign, Prince Peter Ivanovich Bagration!" and again +his blue eyes grew moist. "Hurrah!" cried the three hundred voices +again, but instead of the band a choir began singing a cantata composed +by Paul Ivanovich Kutuzov: + + +Russians! O'er all barriers on! Courage conquest guarantees; Have we not +Bagration? He brings foe men to their knees,... etc. + +As soon as the singing was over, another and another toast was proposed +and Count Ilya Rostov became more and more moved, more glass was +smashed, and the shouting grew louder. They drank to Bekleshev, +Naryshkin, Uvarov, Dolgorukov, Apraksin, Valuev, to the committee, to +all the club members and to all the club guests, and finally to Count +Ilya Rostov separately, as the organizer of the banquet. At that toast, +the count took out his handkerchief and, covering his face, wept +outright. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Pierre sat opposite Dolokhov and Nicholas Rostov. As usual, he ate and +drank much, and eagerly. But those who knew him intimately noticed that +some great change had come over him that day. He was silent all through +dinner and looked about, blinking and scowling, or, with fixed eyes and +a look of complete absent-mindedness, kept rubbing the bridge of his +nose. His face was depressed and gloomy. He seemed to see and hear +nothing of what was going on around him and to be absorbed by some +depressing and unsolved problem. + +The unsolved problem that tormented him was caused by hints given by the +princess, his cousin, at Moscow, concerning Dolokhov's intimacy with his +wife, and by an anonymous letter he had received that morning, which in +the mean jocular way common to anonymous letters said that he saw badly +through his spectacles, but that his wife's connection with Dolokhov was +a secret to no one but himself. Pierre absolutely disbelieved both the +princess' hints and the letter, but he feared now to look at Dolokhov, +who was sitting opposite him. Every time he chanced to meet Dolokhov's +handsome insolent eyes, Pierre felt something terrible and monstrous +rising in his soul and turned quickly away. Involuntarily recalling his +wife's past and her relations with Dolokhov, Pierre saw clearly that +what was said in the letter might be true, or might at least seem to be +true had it not referred to his wife. He involuntarily remembered how +Dolokhov, who had fully recovered his former position after the +campaign, had returned to Petersburg and come to him. Availing himself +of his friendly relations with Pierre as a boon companion, Dolokhov had +come straight to his house, and Pierre had put him up and lent him +money. Pierre recalled how Helene had smilingly expressed disapproval of +Dolokhov's living at their house, and how cynically Dolokhov had praised +his wife's beauty to him and from that time till they came to Moscow had +not left them for a day. + +"Yes, he is very handsome," thought Pierre, "and I know him. It would be +particularly pleasant to him to dishonor my name and ridicule me, just +because I have exerted myself on his behalf, befriended him, and helped +him. I know and understand what a spice that would add to the pleasure +of deceiving me, if it really were true. Yes, if it were true, but I do +not believe it. I have no right to, and can't, believe it." He +remembered the expression Dolokhov's face assumed in his moments of +cruelty, as when tying the policeman to the bear and dropping them into +the water, or when he challenged a man to a duel without any reason, or +shot a post-boy's horse with a pistol. That expression was often on +Dolokhov's face when looking at him. "Yes, he is a bully," thought +Pierre, "to kill a man means nothing to him. It must seem to him that +everyone is afraid of him, and that must please him. He must think that +I, too, am afraid of him--and in fact I am afraid of him," he thought, +and again he felt something terrible and monstrous rising in his soul. +Dolokhov, Denisov, and Rostov were now sitting opposite Pierre and +seemed very gay. Rostov was talking merrily to his two friends, one of +whom was a dashing hussar and the other a notorious duelist and rake, +and every now and then he glanced ironically at Pierre, whose +preoccupied, absent-minded, and massive figure was a very noticeable one +at the dinner. Rostov looked inimically at Pierre, first because Pierre +appeared to his hussar eyes as a rich civilian, the husband of a beauty, +and in a word--an old woman; and secondly because Pierre in his +preoccupation and absent-mindedness had not recognized Rostov and had +not responded to his greeting. When the Emperor's health was drunk, +Pierre, lost in thought, did not rise or lift his glass. + +"What are you about?" shouted Rostov, looking at him in an ecstasy of +exasperation. "Don't you hear it's His Majesty the Emperor's health?" + +Pierre sighed, rose submissively, emptied his glass, and, waiting till +all were seated again, turned with his kindly smile to Rostov. + +"Why, I didn't recognize you!" he said. But Rostov was otherwise +engaged; he was shouting "Hurrah!" + +"Why don't you renew the acquaintance?" said Dolokhov to Rostov. + +"Confound him, he's a fool!" said Rostov. + +"One should make up to the husbands of pretty women," said Denisov. + +Pierre did not catch what they were saying, but knew they were talking +about him. He reddened and turned away. + +"Well, now to the health of handsome women!" said Dolokhov, and with a +serious expression, but with a smile lurking at the corners of his +mouth, he turned with his glass to Pierre. + +"Here's to the health of lovely women, Peterkin--and their lovers!" he +added. + +Pierre, with downcast eyes, drank out of his glass without looking at +Dolokhov or answering him. The footman, who was distributing leaflets +with Kutuzov's cantata, laid one before Pierre as one of the principal +guests. He was just going to take it when Dolokhov, leaning across, +snatched it from his hand and began reading it. Pierre looked at +Dolokhov and his eyes dropped, the something terrible and monstrous that +had tormented him all dinnertime rose and took possession of him. He +leaned his whole massive body across the table. + +"How dare you take it?" he shouted. + +Hearing that cry and seeing to whom it was addressed, Nesvitski and the +neighbor on his right quickly turned in alarm to Bezukhov. + +"Don't! Don't! What are you about?" whispered their frightened voices. + +Dolokhov looked at Pierre with clear, mirthful, cruel eyes, and that +smile of his which seemed to say, "Ah! This is what I like!" + +"You shan't have it!" he said distinctly. + +Pale, with quivering lips, Pierre snatched the copy. + +"You...! you... scoundrel! I challenge you!" he ejaculated, and, pushing +back his chair, he rose from the table. + +At the very instant he did this and uttered those words, Pierre felt +that the question of his wife's guilt which had been tormenting him the +whole day was finally and indubitably answered in the affirmative. He +hated her and was forever sundered from her. Despite Denisov's request +that he would take no part in the matter, Rostov agreed to be Dolokhov's +second, and after dinner he discussed the arrangements for the duel with +Nesvitski, Bezukhov's second. Pierre went home, but Rostov with Dolokhov +and Denisov stayed on at the club till late, listening to the gypsies +and other singers. + +"Well then, till tomorrow at Sokolniki," said Dolokhov, as he took leave +of Rostov in the club porch. + +"And do you feel quite calm?" Rostov asked. + +Dolokhov paused. + +"Well, you see, I'll tell you the whole secret of dueling in two words. +If you are going to fight a duel, and you make a will and write +affectionate letters to your parents, and if you think you may be +killed, you are a fool and are lost for certain. But go with the firm +intention of killing your man as quickly and surely as possible, and +then all will be right, as our bear huntsman at Kostroma used to tell +me. 'Everyone fears a bear,' he says, 'but when you see one your fear's +all gone, and your only thought is not to let him get away!' And that's +how it is with me. A demain, mon cher." * + + +* Till tomorrow, my dear fellow. + +Next day, at eight in the morning, Pierre and Nesvitski drove to the +Sokolniki forest and found Dolokhov, Denisov, and Rostov already there. +Pierre had the air of a man preoccupied with considerations which had no +connection with the matter in hand. His haggard face was yellow. He had +evidently not slept that night. He looked about distractedly and screwed +up his eyes as if dazzled by the sun. He was entirely absorbed by two +considerations: his wife's guilt, of which after his sleepless night he +had not the slightest doubt, and the guiltlessness of Dolokhov, who had +no reason to preserve the honor of a man who was nothing to him.... "I +should perhaps have done the same thing in his place," thought Pierre. +"It's even certain that I should have done the same, then why this duel, +this murder? Either I shall kill him, or he will hit me in the head, or +elbow, or knee. Can't I go away from here, run away, bury myself +somewhere?" passed through his mind. But just at moments when such +thoughts occurred to him, he would ask in a particularly calm and +absent-minded way, which inspired the respect of the onlookers, "Will it +be long? Are things ready?" + +When all was ready, the sabers stuck in the snow to mark the barriers, +and the pistols loaded, Nesvitski went up to Pierre. + +"I should not be doing my duty, Count," he said in timid tones, "and +should not justify your confidence and the honor you have done me in +choosing me for your second, if at this grave, this very grave, moment I +did not tell you the whole truth. I think there is no sufficient ground +for this affair, or for blood to be shed over it.... You were not right, +not quite in the right, you were impetuous..." + +"Oh yes, it is horribly stupid," said Pierre. + +"Then allow me to express your regrets, and I am sure your opponent will +accept them," said Nesvitski (who like the others concerned in the +affair, and like everyone in similar cases, did not yet believe that the +affair had come to an actual duel). "You know, Count, it is much more +honorable to admit one's mistake than to let matters become irreparable. +There was no insult on either side. Allow me to convey...." + +"No! What is there to talk about?" said Pierre. "It's all the same.... +Is everything ready?" he added. "Only tell me where to go and where to +shoot," he said with an unnaturally gentle smile. + +He took the pistol in his hand and began asking about the working of the +trigger, as he had not before held a pistol in his hand--a fact that he +did not wish to confess. + +"Oh yes, like that, I know, I only forgot," said he. + +"No apologies, none whatever," said Dolokhov to Denisov (who on his side +had been attempting a reconciliation), and he also went up to the +appointed place. + +The spot chosen for the duel was some eighty paces from the road, where +the sleighs had been left, in a small clearing in the pine forest +covered with melting snow, the frost having begun to break up during the +last few days. The antagonists stood forty paces apart at the farther +edge of the clearing. The seconds, measuring the paces, left tracks in +the deep wet snow between the place where they had been standing and +Nesvitski's and Dolokhov's sabers, which were stuck into the ground ten +paces apart to mark the barrier. It was thawing and misty; at forty +paces' distance nothing could be seen. For three minutes all had been +ready, but they still delayed and all were silent. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +"Well begin!" said Dolokhov. + +"All right," said Pierre, still smiling in the same way. A feeling of +dread was in the air. It was evident that the affair so lightly begun +could no longer be averted but was taking its course independently of +men's will. + +Denisov first went to the barrier and announced: "As the adve'sawies +have wefused a weconciliation, please pwoceed. Take your pistols, and at +the word thwee begin to advance. + +"O-ne! T-wo! Thwee!" he shouted angrily and stepped aside. + +The combatants advanced along the trodden tracks, nearer and nearer to +one another, beginning to see one another through the mist. They had the +right to fire when they liked as they approached the barrier. Dolokhov +walked slowly without raising his pistol, looking intently with his +bright, sparkling blue eyes into his antagonist's face. His mouth wore +its usual semblance of a smile. + +"So I can fire when I like!" said Pierre, and at the word "three," he +went quickly forward, missing the trodden path and stepping into the +deep snow. He held the pistol in his right hand at arm's length, +apparently afraid of shooting himself with it. His left hand he held +carefully back, because he wished to support his right hand with it and +knew he must not do so. Having advanced six paces and strayed off the +track into the snow, Pierre looked down at his feet, then quickly +glanced at Dolokhov and, bending his finger as he had been shown, fired. +Not at all expecting so loud a report, Pierre shuddered at the sound and +then, smiling at his own sensations, stood still. The smoke, rendered +denser by the mist, prevented him from seeing anything for an instant, +but there was no second report as he had expected. He only heard +Dolokhov's hurried steps, and his figure came in view through the smoke. +He was pressing one hand to his left side, while the other clutched his +drooping pistol. His face was pale. Rostov ran toward him and said +something. + +"No-o-o!" muttered Dolokhov through his teeth, "no, it's not over." And +after stumbling a few staggering steps right up to the saber, he sank on +the snow beside it. His left hand was bloody; he wiped it on his coat +and supported himself with it. His frowning face was pallid and +quivered. + +"Plea..." began Dolokhov, but could not at first pronounce the word. + +"Please," he uttered with an effort. + +Pierre, hardly restraining his sobs, began running toward Dolokhov and +was about to cross the space between the barriers, when Dolokhov cried: + +"To your barrier!" and Pierre, grasping what was meant, stopped by his +saber. Only ten paces divided them. Dolokhov lowered his head to the +snow, greedily bit at it, again raised his head, adjusted himself, drew +in his legs and sat up, seeking a firm center of gravity. He sucked and +swallowed the cold snow, his lips quivered but his eyes, still smiling, +glittered with effort and exasperation as he mustered his remaining +strength. He raised his pistol and aimed. + +"Sideways! Cover yourself with your pistol!" ejaculated Nesvitski. + +"Cover yourself!" even Denisov cried to his adversary. + +Pierre, with a gentle smile of pity and remorse, his arms and legs +helplessly spread out, stood with his broad chest directly facing +Dolokhov looked sorrowfully at him. Denisov, Rostov, and Nesvitski +closed their eyes. At the same instant they heard a report and +Dolokhov's angry cry. + +"Missed!" shouted Dolokhov, and he lay helplessly, face downwards on the +snow. + +Pierre clutched his temples, and turning round went into the forest, +trampling through the deep snow, and muttering incoherent words: + +"Folly... folly! Death... lies..." he repeated, puckering his face. + +Nesvitski stopped him and took him home. + +Rostov and Denisov drove away with the wounded Dolokhov. + +The latter lay silent in the sleigh with closed eyes and did not answer +a word to the questions addressed to him. But on entering Moscow he +suddenly came to and, lifting his head with an effort, took Rostov, who +was sitting beside him, by the hand. Rostov was struck by the totally +altered and unexpectedly rapturous and tender expression on Dolokhov's +face. + +"Well? How do you feel?" he asked. + +"Bad! But it's not that, my friend-" said Dolokhov with a gasping voice. +"Where are we? In Moscow, I know. I don't matter, but I have killed her, +killed... She won't get over it! She won't survive...." + +"Who?" asked Rostov. + +"My mother! My mother, my angel, my adored angel mother," and Dolokhov +pressed Rostov's hand and burst into tears. + +When he had become a little quieter, he explained to Rostov that he was +living with his mother, who, if she saw him dying, would not survive it. +He implored Rostov to go on and prepare her. + +Rostov went on ahead to do what was asked, and to his great surprise +learned that Dolokhov the brawler, Dolokhov the bully, lived in Moscow +with an old mother and a hunchback sister, and was the most affectionate +of sons and brothers. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Pierre had of late rarely seen his wife alone. Both in Petersburg and in +Moscow their house was always full of visitors. The night after the duel +he did not go to his bedroom but, as he often did, remained in his +father's room, that huge room in which Count Bezukhov had died. + +He lay down on the sofa meaning to fall asleep and forget all that had +happened to him, but could not do so. Such a storm of feelings, +thoughts, and memories suddenly arose within him that he could not fall +asleep, nor even remain in one place, but had to jump up and pace the +room with rapid steps. Now he seemed to see her in the early days of +their marriage, with bare shoulders and a languid, passionate look on +her face, and then immediately he saw beside her Dolokhov's handsome, +insolent, hard, and mocking face as he had seen it at the banquet, and +then that same face pale, quivering, and suffering, as it had been when +he reeled and sank on the snow. + +"What has happened?" he asked himself. "I have killed her lover, yes, +killed my wife's lover. Yes, that was it! And why? How did I come to do +it?"--"Because you married her," answered an inner voice. + +"But in what was I to blame?" he asked. "In marrying her without loving +her; in deceiving yourself and her." And he vividly recalled that moment +after supper at Prince Vasili's, when he spoke those words he had found +so difficult to utter: "I love you." "It all comes from that! Even then +I felt it," he thought. "I felt then that it was not so, that I had no +right to do it. And so it turns out." + +He remembered his honeymoon and blushed at the recollection. +Particularly vivid, humiliating, and shameful was the recollection of +how one day soon after his marriage he came out of the bedroom into his +study a little before noon in his silk dressing gown and found his head +steward there, who, bowing respectfully, looked into his face and at his +dressing gown and smiled slightly, as if expressing respectful +understanding of his employer's happiness. + +"But how often I have felt proud of her, proud of her majestic beauty +and social tact," thought he; "been proud of my house, in which she +received all Petersburg, proud of her unapproachability and beauty. So +this is what I was proud of! I then thought that I did not understand +her. How often when considering her character I have told myself that I +was to blame for not understanding her, for not understanding that +constant composure and complacency and lack of all interests or desires, +and the whole secret lies in the terrible truth that she is a depraved +woman. Now I have spoken that terrible word to myself all has become +clear. + +"Anatole used to come to borrow money from her and used to kiss her +naked shoulders. She did not give him the money, but let herself be +kissed. Her father in jest tried to rouse her jealousy, and she replied +with a calm smile that she was not so stupid as to be jealous: 'Let him +do what he pleases,' she used to say of me. One day I asked her if she +felt any symptoms of pregnancy. She laughed contemptuously and said she +was not a fool to want to have children, and that she was not going to +have any children by me." + +Then he recalled the coarseness and bluntness of her thoughts and the +vulgarity of the expressions that were natural to her, though she had +been brought up in the most aristocratic circles. + +"I'm not such a fool.... Just you try it on.... Allez-vous promener," * +she used to say. Often seeing the success she had with young and old men +and women Pierre could not understand why he did not love her. + + +* "You clear out of this." + +"Yes, I never loved her," said he to himself; "I knew she was a depraved +woman," he repeated, "but dared not admit it to myself. And now there's +Dolokhov sitting in the snow with a forced smile and perhaps dying, +while meeting my remorse with some forced bravado!" + +Pierre was one of those people who, in spite of an appearance of what is +called weak character, do not seek a confidant in their troubles. He +digested his sufferings alone. + +"It is all, all her fault," he said to himself; "but what of that? Why +did I bind myself to her? Why did I say 'Je vous aime' * to her, which +was a lie, and worse than a lie? I am guilty and must endure... what? A +slur on my name? A misfortune for life? Oh, that's nonsense," he +thought. "The slur on my name and honor--that's all apart from myself." + + +* I love you. + +"Louis XVI was executed because they said he was dishonorable and a +criminal," came into Pierre's head, "and from their point of view they +were right, as were those too who canonized him and died a martyr's +death for his sake. Then Robespierre was beheaded for being a despot. +Who is right and who is wrong? No one! But if you are alive--live: +tomorrow you'll die as I might have died an hour ago. And is it worth +tormenting oneself, when one has only a moment of life in comparison +with eternity?" + +But at the moment when he imagined himself calmed by such reflections, +she suddenly came into his mind as she was at the moments when he had +most strongly expressed his insincere love for her, and he felt the +blood rush to his heart and had again to get up and move about and break +and tear whatever came to his hand. "Why did I tell her that 'Je vous +aime'?" he kept repeating to himself. And when he had said it for the +tenth time, Moliere's words: "Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette +galere?"* occurred to him, and he began to laugh at himself. + + +* "But what the devil was he doing in that galley?" + +In the night he called his valet and told him to pack up to go to +Petersburg. He could not imagine how he could speak to her now. He +resolved to go away next day and leave a letter informing her of his +intention to part from her forever. + +Next morning when the valet came into the room with his coffee, Pierre +was lying asleep on the ottoman with an open book in his hand. + +He woke up and looked round for a while with a startled expression, +unable to realize where he was. + +"The countess told me to inquire whether your excellency was at home," +said the valet. + +But before Pierre could decide what answer he would send, the countess +herself in a white satin dressing gown embroidered with silver and with +simply dressed hair (two immense plaits twice round her lovely head like +a coronet) entered the room, calm and majestic, except that there was a +wrathful wrinkle on her rather prominent marble brow. With her +imperturbable calm she did not begin to speak in front of the valet. She +knew of the duel and had come to speak about it. She waited till the +valet had set down the coffee things and left the room. Pierre looked at +her timidly over his spectacles, and like a hare surrounded by hounds +who lays back her ears and continues to crouch motionless before her +enemies, he tried to continue reading. But feeling this to be senseless +and impossible, he again glanced timidly at her. She did not sit down +but looked at him with a contemptuous smile, waiting for the valet to +go. + +"Well, what's this now? What have you been up to now, I should like to +know?" she asked sternly. + +"I? What have I...?" stammered Pierre. + +"So it seems you're a hero, eh? Come now, what was this duel about? What +is it meant to prove? What? I ask you." + +Pierre turned over heavily on the ottoman and opened his mouth, but +could not reply. + +"If you won't answer, I'll tell you..." Helene went on. "You believe +everything you're told. You were told..." Helene laughed, "that Dolokhov +was my lover," she said in French with her coarse plainness of speech, +uttering the word amant as casually as any other word, "and you believed +it! Well, what have you proved? What does this duel prove? That you're a +fool, que vous etes un sot, but everybody knew that. What will be the +result? That I shall be the laughingstock of all Moscow, that everyone +will say that you, drunk and not knowing what you were about, challenged +a man you are jealous of without cause." Helene raised her voice and +became more and more excited, "A man who's a better man than you in +every way..." + +"Hm... Hm...!" growled Pierre, frowning without looking at her, and not +moving a muscle. + +"And how could you believe he was my lover? Why? Because I like his +company? If you were cleverer and more agreeable, I should prefer +yours." + +"Don't speak to me... I beg you," muttered Pierre hoarsely. + +"Why shouldn't I speak? I can speak as I like, and I tell you plainly +that there are not many wives with husbands such as you who would not +have taken lovers (des amants), but I have not done so," said she. + +Pierre wished to say something, looked at her with eyes whose strange +expression she did not understand, and lay down again. He was suffering +physically at that moment, there was a weight on his chest and he could +not breathe. He knew that he must do something to put an end to this +suffering, but what he wanted to do was too terrible. + +"We had better separate," he muttered in a broken voice. + +"Separate? Very well, but only if you give me a fortune," said Helene. +"Separate! That's a thing to frighten me with!" + +Pierre leaped up from the sofa and rushed staggering toward her. + +"I'll kill you!" he shouted, and seizing the marble top of a table with +a strength he had never before felt, he made a step toward her +brandishing the slab. + +Helene's face became terrible, she shrieked and sprang aside. His +father's nature showed itself in Pierre. He felt the fascination and +delight of frenzy. He flung down the slab, broke it, and swooping down +on her with outstretched hands shouted, "Get out!" in such a terrible +voice that the whole house heard it with horror. God knows what he would +have done at that moment had Helene not fled from the room. + +A week later Pierre gave his wife full power to control all his estates +in Great Russia, which formed the larger part of his property, and left +for Petersburg alone. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Two months had elapsed since the news of the battle of Austerlitz and +the loss of Prince Andrew had reached Bald Hills, and in spite of the +letters sent through the embassy and all the searches made, his body had +not been found nor was he on the list of prisoners. What was worst of +all for his relations was the fact that there was still a possibility of +his having been picked up on the battlefield by the people of the place +and that he might now be lying, recovering or dying, alone among +strangers and unable to send news of himself. The gazettes from which +the old prince first heard of the defeat at Austerlitz stated, as usual +very briefly and vaguely, that after brilliant engagements the Russians +had had to retreat and had made their withdrawal in perfect order. The +old prince understood from this official report that our army had been +defeated. A week after the gazette report of the battle of Austerlitz +came a letter from Kutuzov informing the prince of the fate that had +befallen his son. + +"Your son," wrote Kutuzov, "fell before my eyes, a standard in his hand +and at the head of a regiment--he fell as a hero, worthy of his father +and his fatherland. To the great regret of myself and of the whole army +it is still uncertain whether he is alive or not. I comfort myself and +you with the hope that your son is alive, for otherwise he would have +been mentioned among the officers found on the field of battle, a list +of whom has been sent me under flag of truce." + +After receiving this news late in the evening, when he was alone in his +study, the old prince went for his walk as usual next morning, but he +was silent with his steward, the gardener, and the architect, and though +he looked very grim he said nothing to anyone. + +When Princess Mary went to him at the usual hour he was working at his +lathe and, as usual, did not look round at her. + +"Ah, Princess Mary!" he said suddenly in an unnatural voice, throwing +down his chisel. (The wheel continued to revolve by its own impetus, and +Princess Mary long remembered the dying creak of that wheel, which +merged in her memory with what followed.) + +She approached him, saw his face, and something gave way within her. Her +eyes grew dim. By the expression of her father's face, not sad, not +crushed, but angry and working unnaturally, she saw that hanging over +her and about to crush her was some terrible misfortune, the worst in +life, one she had not yet experienced, irreparable and incomprehensible- +-the death of one she loved. + +"Father! Andrew!"--said the ungraceful, awkward princess with such an +indescribable charm of sorrow and self-forgetfulness that her father +could not bear her look but turned away with a sob. + +"Bad news! He's not among the prisoners nor among the killed! Kutuzov +writes..." and he screamed as piercingly as if he wished to drive the +princess away by that scream... "Killed!" + +The princess did not fall down or faint. She was already pale, but on +hearing these words her face changed and something brightened in her +beautiful, radiant eyes. It was as if joy--a supreme joy apart from the +joys and sorrows of this world--overflowed the great grief within her. +She forgot all fear of her father, went up to him, took his hand, and +drawing him down put her arm round his thin, scraggy neck. + +"Father," she said, "do not turn away from me, let us weep together." + +"Scoundrels! Blackguards!" shrieked the old man, turning his face away +from her. "Destroying the army, destroying the men! And why? Go, go and +tell Lise." + +The princess sank helplessly into an armchair beside her father and +wept. She saw her brother now as he had been at the moment when he took +leave of her and of Lise, his look tender yet proud. She saw him tender +and amused as he was when he put on the little icon. "Did he believe? +Had he repented of his unbelief? Was he now there? There in the realms +of eternal peace and blessedness?" she thought. + +"Father, tell me how it happened," she asked through her tears. + +"Go! Go! Killed in battle, where the best of Russian men and Russia's +glory were led to destruction. Go, Princess Mary. Go and tell Lise. I +will follow." + +When Princess Mary returned from her father, the little princess sat +working and looked up with that curious expression of inner, happy calm +peculiar to pregnant women. It was evident that her eyes did not see +Princess Mary but were looking within... into herself... at something +joyful and mysterious taking place within her. + +"Mary," she said, moving away from the embroidery frame and lying back, +"give me your hand." She took her sister-in-law's hand and held it below +her waist. + +Her eyes were smiling expectantly, her downy lip rose and remained +lifted in childlike happiness. + +Princess Mary knelt down before her and hid her face in the folds of her +sister-in-law's dress. + +"There, there! Do you feel it? I feel so strange. And do you know, Mary, +I am going to love him very much," said Lise, looking with bright and +happy eyes at her sister-in-law. + +Princess Mary could not lift her head, she was weeping. + +"What is the matter, Mary?" + +"Nothing... only I feel sad... sad about Andrew," she said, wiping away +her tears on her sister-in-law's knee. + +Several times in the course of the morning Princess Mary began trying to +prepare her sister-in-law, and every time began to cry. Unobservant as +was the little princess, these tears, the cause of which she did not +understand, agitated her. She said nothing but looked about uneasily as +if in search of something. Before dinner the old prince, of whom she was +always afraid, came into her room with a peculiarly restless and malign +expression and went out again without saying a word. She looked at +Princess Mary, then sat thinking for a while with that expression of +attention to something within her that is only seen in pregnant women, +and suddenly began to cry. + +"Has anything come from Andrew?" she asked. + +"No, you know it's too soon for news. But my father is anxious and I +feel afraid." + +"So there's nothing?" + +"Nothing," answered Princess Mary, looking firmly with her radiant eyes +at her sister-in-law. + +She had determined not to tell her and persuaded her father to hide the +terrible news from her till after her confinement, which was expected +within a few days. Princess Mary and the old prince each bore and hid +their grief in their own way. The old prince would not cherish any hope: +he made up his mind that Prince Andrew had been killed, and though he +sent an official to Austria to seek for traces of his son, he ordered a +monument from Moscow which he intended to erect in his own garden to his +memory, and he told everybody that his son had been killed. He tried not +to change his former way of life, but his strength failed him. He walked +less, ate less, slept less, and became weaker every day. Princess Mary +hoped. She prayed for her brother as living and was always awaiting news +of his return. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +"Dearest," said the little princess after breakfast on the morning of +the nineteenth March, and her downy little lip rose from old habit, but +as sorrow was manifest in every smile, the sound of every word, and even +every footstep in that house since the terrible news had come, so now +the smile of the little princess--influenced by the general mood though +without knowing its cause--was such as to remind one still more of the +general sorrow. + +"Dearest, I'm afraid this morning's fruschtique *--as Foka the cook +calls it--has disagreed with me." + + +* Fruhstuck: breakfast. + +"What is the matter with you, my darling? You look pale. Oh, you are +very pale!" said Princess Mary in alarm, running with her soft, +ponderous steps up to her sister-in-law. + +"Your excellency, should not Mary Bogdanovna be sent for?" said one of +the maids who was present. (Mary Bogdanovna was a midwife from the +neighboring town, who had been at Bald Hills for the last fortnight.) + +"Oh yes," assented Princess Mary, "perhaps that's it. I'll go. Courage, +my angel." She kissed Lise and was about to leave the room. + +"Oh, no, no!" And besides the pallor and the physical suffering on the +little princess' face, an expression of childish fear of inevitable pain +showed itself. + +"No, it's only indigestion?... Say it's only indigestion, say so, Mary! +Say..." And the little princess began to cry capriciously like a +suffering child and to wring her little hands even with some +affectation. Princess Mary ran out of the room to fetch Mary Bogdanovna. + +"Mon Dieu! Mon Dieu! Oh!" she heard as she left the room. + +The midwife was already on her way to meet her, rubbing her small, plump +white hands with an air of calm importance. + +"Mary Bogdanovna, I think it's beginning!" said Princess Mary looking at +the midwife with wide-open eyes of alarm. + +"Well, the Lord be thanked, Princess," said Mary Bogdanovna, not +hastening her steps. "You young ladies should not know anything about +it." + +"But how is it the doctor from Moscow is not here yet?" said the +princess. (In accordance with Lise's and Prince Andrew's wishes they had +sent in good time to Moscow for a doctor and were expecting him at any +moment.) + +"No matter, Princess, don't be alarmed," said Mary Bogdanovna. "We'll +manage very well without a doctor." + +Five minutes later Princess Mary from her room heard something heavy +being carried by. She looked out. The men servants were carrying the +large leather sofa from Prince Andrew's study into the bedroom. On their +faces was a quiet and solemn look. + +Princess Mary sat alone in her room listening to the sounds in the +house, now and then opening her door when someone passed and watching +what was going on in the passage. Some women passing with quiet steps in +and out of the bedroom glanced at the princess and turned away. She did +not venture to ask any questions, and shut the door again, now sitting +down in her easy chair, now taking her prayer book, now kneeling before +the icon stand. To her surprise and distress she found that her prayers +did not calm her excitement. Suddenly her door opened softly and her old +nurse, Praskovya Savishna, who hardly ever came to that room as the old +prince had forbidden it, appeared on the threshold with a shawl round +her head. + +"I've come to sit with you a bit, Masha," said the nurse, "and here I've +brought the prince's wedding candles to light before his saint, my +angel," she said with a sigh. + +"Oh, nurse, I'm so glad!" + +"God is merciful, birdie." + +The nurse lit the gilt candles before the icons and sat down by the door +with her knitting. Princess Mary took a book and began reading. Only +when footsteps or voices were heard did they look at one another, the +princess anxious and inquiring, the nurse encouraging. Everyone in the +house was dominated by the same feeling that Princess Mary experienced +as she sat in her room. But owing to the superstition that the fewer the +people who know of it the less a woman in travail suffers, everyone +tried to pretend not to know; no one spoke of it, but apart from the +ordinary staid and respectful good manners habitual in the prince's +household, a common anxiety, a softening of the heart, and a +consciousness that something great and mysterious was being accomplished +at that moment made itself felt. + +There was no laughter in the maids' large hall. In the men servants' +hall all sat waiting, silently and alert. In the outlying serfs' +quarters torches and candles were burning and no one slept. The old +prince, stepping on his heels, paced up and down his study and sent +Tikhon to ask Mary Bogdanovna what news.--"Say only that 'the prince +told me to ask,' and come and tell me her answer." + +"Inform the prince that labor has begun," said Mary Bogdanovna, giving +the messenger a significant look. + +Tikhon went and told the prince. + +"Very good!" said the prince closing the door behind him, and Tikhon did +not hear the slightest sound from the study after that. + +After a while he re-entered it as if to snuff the candles, and, seeing +the prince was lying on the sofa, looked at him, noticed his perturbed +face, shook his head, and going up to him silently kissed him on the +shoulder and left the room without snuffing the candles or saying why he +had entered. The most solemn mystery in the world continued its course. +Evening passed, night came, and the feeling of suspense and softening of +heart in the presence of the unfathomable did not lessen but increased. +No one slept. + +It was one of those March nights when winter seems to wish to resume its +sway and scatters its last snows and storms with desperate fury. A relay +of horses had been sent up the highroad to meet the German doctor from +Moscow who was expected every moment, and men on horseback with lanterns +were sent to the crossroads to guide him over the country road with its +hollows and snow-covered pools of water. + +Princess Mary had long since put aside her book: she sat silent, her +luminous eyes fixed on her nurse's wrinkled face (every line of which +she knew so well), on the lock of gray hair that escaped from under the +kerchief, and the loose skin that hung under her chin. + +Nurse Savishna, knitting in hand, was telling in low tones, scarcely +hearing or understanding her own words, what she had told hundreds of +times before: how the late princess had given birth to Princess Mary in +Kishenev with only a Moldavian peasant woman to help instead of a +midwife. + +"God is merciful, doctors are never needed," she said. + +Suddenly a gust of wind beat violently against the casement of the +window, from which the double frame had been removed (by order of the +prince, one window frame was removed in each room as soon as the larks +returned), and, forcing open a loosely closed latch, set the damask +curtain flapping and blew out the candle with its chill, snowy draft. +Princess Mary shuddered; her nurse, putting down the stocking she was +knitting, went to the window and leaning out tried to catch the open +casement. The cold wind flapped the ends of her kerchief and her loose +locks of gray hair. + +"Princess, my dear, there's someone driving up the avenue!" she said, +holding the casement and not closing it. "With lanterns. Most likely the +doctor." + +"Oh, my God! thank God!" said Princess Mary. "I must go and meet him, he +does not know Russian." + +Princess Mary threw a shawl over her head and ran to meet the newcomer. +As she was crossing the anteroom she saw through the window a carriage +with lanterns, standing at the entrance. She went out on the stairs. On +a banister post stood a tallow candle which guttered in the draft. On +the landing below, Philip, the footman, stood looking scared and holding +another candle. Still lower, beyond the turn of the staircase, one could +hear the footstep of someone in thick felt boots, and a voice that +seemed familiar to Princess Mary was saying something. + +"Thank God!" said the voice. "And Father?" + +"Gone to bed," replied the voice of Demyan the house steward, who was +downstairs. + +Then the voice said something more, Demyan replied, and the steps in the +felt boots approached the unseen bend of the staircase more rapidly. + +"It's Andrew!" thought Princess Mary. "No it can't be, that would be too +extraordinary," and at the very moment she thought this, the face and +figure of Prince Andrew, in a fur cloak the deep collar of which covered +with snow, appeared on the landing where the footman stood with the +candle. Yes, it was he, pale, thin, with a changed and strangely +softened but agitated expression on his face. He came up the stairs and +embraced his sister. + +"You did not get my letter?" he asked, and not waiting for a reply-- +which he would not have received, for the princess was unable to speak-- +he turned back, rapidly mounted the stairs again with the doctor who had +entered the hall after him (they had met at the last post station), and +again embraced his sister. + +"What a strange fate, Masha darling!" And having taken off his cloak and +felt boots, he went to the little princess' apartment. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +The little princess lay supported by pillows, with a white cap on her +head (the pains had just left her). Strands of her black hair lay round +her inflamed and perspiring cheeks, her charming rosy mouth with its +downy lip was open and she was smiling joyfully. Prince Andrew entered +and paused facing her at the foot of the sofa on which she was lying. +Her glittering eyes, filled with childlike fear and excitement, rested +on him without changing their expression. "I love you all and have done +no harm to anyone; why must I suffer so? Help me!" her look seemed to +say. She saw her husband, but did not realize the significance of his +appearance before her now. Prince Andrew went round the sofa and kissed +her forehead. + +"My darling!" he said--a word he had never used to her before. "God is +merciful...." + +She looked at him inquiringly and with childlike reproach. + +"I expected help from you and I get none, none from you either!" said +her eyes. She was not surprised at his having come; she did not realize +that he had come. His coming had nothing to do with her sufferings or +with their relief. The pangs began again and Mary Bogdanovna advised +Prince Andrew to leave the room. + +The doctor entered. Prince Andrew went out and, meeting Princess Mary, +again joined her. They began talking in whispers, but their talk broke +off at every moment. They waited and listened. + +"Go, dear," said Princess Mary. + +Prince Andrew went again to his wife and sat waiting in the room next to +hers. A woman came from the bedroom with a frightened face and became +confused when she saw Prince Andrew. He covered his face with his hands +and remained so for some minutes. Piteous, helpless, animal moans came +through the door. Prince Andrew got up, went to the door, and tried to +open it. Someone was holding it shut. + +"You can't come in! You can't!" said a terrified voice from within. + +He began pacing the room. The screaming ceased, and a few more seconds +went by. Then suddenly a terrible shriek--it could not be hers, she +could not scream like that--came from the bedroom. Prince Andrew ran to +the door; the scream ceased and he heard the wail of an infant. + +"What have they taken a baby in there for?" thought Prince Andrew in the +first second. "A baby? What baby...? Why is there a baby there? Or is +the baby born?" + +Then suddenly he realized the joyful significance of that wail; tears +choked him, and leaning his elbows on the window sill be began to cry, +sobbing like a child. The door opened. The doctor with his shirt sleeves +tucked up, without a coat, pale and with a trembling jaw, came out of +the room. Prince Andrew turned to him, but the doctor gave him a +bewildered look and passed by without a word. A woman rushed out and +seeing Prince Andrew stopped, hesitating on the threshold. He went into +his wife's room. She was lying dead, in the same position he had seen +her in five minutes before and, despite the fixed eyes and the pallor of +the cheeks, the same expression was on her charming childlike face with +its upper lip covered with tiny black hair. + +"I love you all, and have done no harm to anyone; and what have you done +to me?"--said her charming, pathetic, dead face. + +In a corner of the room something red and tiny gave a grunt and squealed +in Mary Bogdanovna's trembling white hands. + +Two hours later Prince Andrew, stepping softly, went into his father's +room. The old man already knew everything. He was standing close to the +door and as soon as it opened his rough old arms closed like a vise +round his son's neck, and without a word he began to sob like a child. + +Three days later the little princess was buried, and Prince Andrew went +up the steps to where the coffin stood, to give her the farewell kiss. +And there in the coffin was the same face, though with closed eyes. "Ah, +what have you done to me?" it still seemed to say, and Prince Andrew +felt that something gave way in his soul and that he was guilty of a sin +he could neither remedy nor forget. He could not weep. The old man too +came up and kissed the waxen little hands that lay quietly crossed one +on the other on her breast, and to him, too, her face seemed to say: +"Ah, what have you done to me, and why?" And at the sight the old man +turned angrily away. + +Another five days passed, and then the young Prince Nicholas Andreevich +was baptized. The wet nurse supported the coverlet with her chin, while +the priest with a goose feather anointed the boy's little red and +wrinkled soles and palms. + +His grandfather, who was his godfather, trembling and afraid of dropping +him, carried the infant round the battered tin font and handed him over +to the godmother, Princess Mary. Prince Andrew sat in another room, +faint with fear lest the baby should be drowned in the font, and awaited +the termination of the ceremony. He looked up joyfully at the baby when +the nurse brought it to him and nodded approval when she told him that +the wax with the baby's hair had not sunk in the font but had floated. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Rostov's share in Dolokhov's duel with Bezukhov was hushed up by the +efforts of the old count, and instead of being degraded to the ranks as +he expected he was appointed an adjutant to the governor general of +Moscow. As a result he could not go to the country with the rest of the +family, but was kept all summer in Moscow by his new duties. Dolokhov +recovered, and Rostov became very friendly with him during his +convalescence. Dolokhov lay ill at his mother's who loved him +passionately and tenderly, and old Mary Ivanovna, who had grown fond of +Rostov for his friendship to her Fedya, often talked to him about her +son. + +"Yes, Count," she would say, "he is too noble and pure-souled for our +present, depraved world. No one now loves virtue; it seems like a +reproach to everyone. Now tell me, Count, was it right, was it +honorable, of Bezukhov? And Fedya, with his noble spirit, loved him and +even now never says a word against him. Those pranks in Petersburg when +they played some tricks on a policeman, didn't they do it together? And +there! Bezukhov got off scotfree, while Fedya had to bear the whole +burden on his shoulders. Fancy what he had to go through! It's true he +has been reinstated, but how could they fail to do that? I think there +were not many such gallant sons of the fatherland out there as he. And +now--this duel! Have these people no feeling, or honor? Knowing him to +be an only son, to challenge him and shoot so straight! It's well God +had mercy on us. And what was it for? Who doesn't have intrigues +nowadays? Why, if he was so jealous, as I see things he should have +shown it sooner, but he lets it go on for months. And then to call him +out, reckoning on Fedya not fighting because he owed him money! What +baseness! What meanness! I know you understand Fedya, my dear count; +that, believe me, is why I am so fond of you. Few people do understand +him. He is such a lofty, heavenly soul!" + +Dolokhov himself during his convalescence spoke to Rostov in a way no +one would have expected of him. + +"I know people consider me a bad man!" he said. "Let them! I don't care +a straw about anyone but those I love; but those I love, I love so that +I would give my life for them, and the others I'd throttle if they stood +in my way. I have an adored, a priceless mother, and two or three +friends--you among them--and as for the rest I only care about them in +so far as they are harmful or useful. And most of them are harmful, +especially the women. Yes, dear boy," he continued, "I have met loving, +noble, high-minded men, but I have not yet met any women--countesses or +cooks--who were not venal. I have not yet met that divine purity and +devotion I look for in women. If I found such a one I'd give my life for +her! But those!..." and he made a gesture of contempt. "And believe me, +if I still value my life it is only because I still hope to meet such a +divine creature, who will regenerate, purify, and elevate me. But you +don't understand it." + +"Oh, yes, I quite understand," answered Rostov, who was under his new +friend's influence. + +In the autumn the Rostovs returned to Moscow. Early in the winter +Denisov also came back and stayed with them. The first half of the +winter of 1806, which Nicholas Rostov spent in Moscow, was one of the +happiest, merriest times for him and the whole family. Nicholas brought +many young men to his parents' house. Vera was a handsome girl of +twenty; Sonya a girl of sixteen with all the charm of an opening flower; +Natasha, half grown up and half child, was now childishly amusing, now +girlishly enchanting. + +At that time in the Rostovs' house there prevailed an amorous atmosphere +characteristic of homes where there are very young and very charming +girls. Every young man who came to the house--seeing those +impressionable, smiling young faces (smiling probably at their own +happiness), feeling the eager bustle around him, and hearing the fitful +bursts of song and music and the inconsequent but friendly prattle of +young girls ready for anything and full of hope--experienced the same +feeling; sharing with the young folk of the Rostovs' household a +readiness to fall in love and an expectation of happiness. + +Among the young men introduced by Rostov one of the first was Dolokhov, +whom everyone in the house liked except Natasha. She almost quarreled +with her brother about him. She insisted that he was a bad man, and that +in the duel with Bezukhov, Pierre was right and Dolokhov wrong, and +further that he was disagreeable and unnatural. + +"There's nothing for me to understand," she cried out with resolute +self-will, "he is wicked and heartless. There now, I like your Denisov +though he is a rake and all that, still I like him; so you see I do +understand. I don't know how to put it... with this one everything is +calculated, and I don't like that. But Denisov..." + +"Oh, Denisov is quite different," replied Nicholas, implying that even +Denisov was nothing compared to Dolokhov--"you must understand what a +soul there is in Dolokhov, you should see him with his mother. What a +heart!" + +"Well, I don't know about that, but I am uncomfortable with him. And do +you know he has fallen in love with Sonya?" + +"What nonsense..." + +"I'm certain of it; you'll see." + +Natasha's prediction proved true. Dolokhov, who did not usually care for +the society of ladies, began to come often to the house, and the +question for whose sake he came (though no one spoke of it) was soon +settled. He came because of Sonya. And Sonya, though she would never +have dared to say so, knew it and blushed scarlet every time Dolokhov +appeared. + +Dolokhov often dined at the Rostovs', never missed a performance at +which they were present, and went to Iogel's balls for young people +which the Rostovs always attended. He was pointedly attentive to Sonya +and looked at her in such a way that not only could she not bear his +glances without coloring, but even the old countess and Natasha blushed +when they saw his looks. + +It was evident that this strange, strong man was under the irresistible +influence of the dark, graceful girl who loved another. + +Rostov noticed something new in Dolokhov's relations with Sonya, but he +did not explain to himself what these new relations were. "They're +always in love with someone," he thought of Sonya and Natasha. But he +was not as much at ease with Sonya and Dolokhov as before and was less +frequently at home. + +In the autumn of 1806 everybody had again begun talking of the war with +Napoleon with even greater warmth than the year before. Orders were +given to raise recruits, ten men in every thousand for the regular army, +and besides this, nine men in every thousand for the militia. Everywhere +Bonaparte was anathematized and in Moscow nothing but the coming war was +talked of. For the Rostov family the whole interest of these +preparations for war lay in the fact that Nicholas would not hear of +remaining in Moscow, and only awaited the termination of Denisov's +furlough after Christmas to return with him to their regiment. His +approaching departure did not prevent his amusing himself, but rather +gave zest to his pleasures. He spent the greater part of his time away +from home, at dinners, parties, and balls. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +On the third day after Christmas Nicholas dined at home, a thing he had +rarely done of late. It was a grand farewell dinner, as he and Denisov +were leaving to join their regiment after Epiphany. About twenty people +were present, including Dolokhov and Denisov. + +Never had love been so much in the air, and never had the amorous +atmosphere made itself so strongly felt in the Rostovs' house as at this +holiday time. "Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That +is the only reality in the world, all else is folly. It is the one thing +we are interested in here," said the spirit of the place. + +Nicholas, having as usual exhausted two pairs of horses, without +visiting all the places he meant to go to and where he had been invited, +returned home just before dinner. As soon as he entered he noticed and +felt the tension of the amorous air in the house, and also noticed a +curious embarrassment among some of those present. Sonya, Dolokhov, and +the old countess were especially disturbed, and to a lesser degree +Natasha. Nicholas understood that something must have happened between +Sonya and Dolokhov before dinner, and with the kindly sensitiveness +natural to him was very gentle and wary with them both at dinner. On +that same evening there was to be one of the balls that Iogel (the +dancing master) gave for his pupils during the holidays. + +"Nicholas, will you come to Iogel's? Please do!" said Natasha. "He asked +you, and Vasili Dmitrich * is also going." + + +* Denisov. + +"Where would I not go at the countess' command!" said Denisov, who at +the Rostovs' had jocularly assumed the role of Natasha's knight. "I'm +even weady to dance the pas de chale." + +"If I have time," answered Nicholas. "But I promised the Arkharovs; they +have a party." + +"And you?" he asked Dolokhov, but as soon as he had asked the question +he noticed that it should not have been put. + +"Perhaps," coldly and angrily replied Dolokhov, glancing at Sonya, and, +scowling, he gave Nicholas just such a look as he had given Pierre at +the club dinner. + +"There is something up," thought Nicholas, and he was further confirmed +in this conclusion by the fact that Dolokhov left immediately after +dinner. He called Natasha and asked her what was the matter. + +"And I was looking for you," said Natasha running out to him. "I told +you, but you would not believe it," she said triumphantly. "He has +proposed to Sonya!" + +Little as Nicholas had occupied himself with Sonya of late, something +seemed to give way within him at this news. Dolokhov was a suitable and +in some respects a brilliant match for the dowerless, orphan girl. From +the point of view of the old countess and of society it was out of the +question for her to refuse him. And therefore Nicholas' first feeling on +hearing the news was one of anger with Sonya.... He tried to say, +"That's capital; of course she'll forget her childish promises and +accept the offer," but before he had time to say it Natasha began again. + +"And fancy! she refused him quite definitely!" adding, after a pause, +"she told him she loved another." + +"Yes, my Sonya could not have done otherwise!" thought Nicholas. + +"Much as Mamma pressed her, she refused, and I know she won't change +once she has said..." + +"And Mamma pressed her!" said Nicholas reproachfully. + +"Yes," said Natasha. "Do you know, Nicholas--don't be angry--but I know +you will not marry her. I know, heaven knows how, but I know for certain +that you won't marry her." + +"Now you don't know that at all!" said Nicholas. "But I must talk to +her. What a darling Sonya is!" he added with a smile. + +"Ah, she is indeed a darling! I'll send her to you." + +And Natasha kissed her brother and ran away. + +A minute later Sonya came in with a frightened, guilty, and scared look. +Nicholas went up to her and kissed her hand. This was the first time +since his return that they had talked alone and about their love. + +"Sophie," he began, timidly at first and then more and more boldly, "if +you wish to refuse one who is not only a brilliant and advantageous +match but a splendid, noble fellow... he is my friend..." + +Sonya interrupted him. + +"I have already refused," she said hurriedly. + +"If you are refusing for my sake, I am afraid that I..." + +Sonya again interrupted. She gave him an imploring, frightened look. + +"Nicholas, don't tell me that!" she said. + +"No, but I must. It may be arrogant of me, but still it is best to say +it. If you refuse him on my account, I must tell you the whole truth. I +love you, and I think I love you more than anyone else...." + +"That is enough for me," said Sonya, blushing. + +"No, but I have been in love a thousand times and shall fall in love +again, though for no one have I such a feeling of friendship, +confidence, and love as I have for you. Then I am young. Mamma does not +wish it. In a word, I make no promise. And I beg you to consider +Dolokhov's offer," he said, articulating his friend's name with +difficulty. + +"Don't say that to me! I want nothing. I love you as a brother and +always shall, and I want nothing more." + +"You are an angel: I am not worthy of you, but I am afraid of misleading +you." + +And Nicholas again kissed her hand. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Iogel's were the most enjoyable balls in Moscow. So said the mothers as +they watched their young people executing their newly learned steps, and +so said the youths and maidens themselves as they danced till they were +ready to drop, and so said the grown-up young men and women who came to +these balls with an air of condescension and found them most enjoyable. +That year two marriages had come of these balls. The two pretty young +Princesses Gorchakov met suitors there and were married and so further +increased the fame of these dances. What distinguished them from others +was the absence of host or hostess and the presence of the good-natured +Iogel, flying about like a feather and bowing according to the rules of +his art, as he collected the tickets from all his visitors. There was +the fact that only those came who wished to dance and amuse themselves +as girls of thirteen and fourteen do who are wearing long dresses for +the first time. With scarcely any exceptions they all were, or seemed to +be, pretty--so rapturous were their smiles and so sparkling their eyes. +Sometimes the best of the pupils, of whom Natasha, who was exceptionally +graceful, was first, even danced the pas de chale, but at this last ball +only the ecossaise, the anglaise, and the mazurka, which was just coming +into fashion, were danced. Iogel had taken a ballroom in Bezukhov's +house, and the ball, as everyone said, was a great success. There were +many pretty girls and the Rostov girls were among the prettiest. They +were both particularly happy and gay. That evening, proud of Dolokhov's +proposal, her refusal, and her explanation with Nicholas, Sonya twirled +about before she left home so that the maid could hardly get her hair +plaited, and she was transparently radiant with impulsive joy. + +Natasha no less proud of her first long dress and of being at a real +ball was even happier. They were both dressed in white muslin with pink +ribbons. + +Natasha fell in love the very moment she entered the ballroom. She was +not in love with anyone in particular, but with everyone. Whatever +person she happened to look at she was in love with for that moment. + +"Oh, how delightful it is!" she kept saying, running up to Sonya. + +Nicholas and Denisov were walking up and down, looking with kindly +patronage at the dancers. + +"How sweet she is--she will be a weal beauty!" said Denisov. + +"Who?" + +"Countess Natasha," answered Denisov. + +"And how she dances! What gwace!" he said again after a pause. + +"Who are you talking about?" + +"About your sister," ejaculated Denisov testily. + +Rostov smiled. + +"My dear count, you were one of my best pupils--you must dance," said +little Iogel coming up to Nicholas. "Look how many charming young +ladies-" He turned with the same request to Denisov who was also a +former pupil of his. + +"No, my dear fellow, I'll be a wallflower," said Denisov. "Don't you +wecollect what bad use I made of your lessons?" + + +"Oh no!" said Iogel, hastening to reassure him. "You were only +inattentive, but you had talent--oh yes, you had talent!" + +The band struck up the newly introduced mazurka. Nicholas could not +refuse Iogel and asked Sonya to dance. Denisov sat down by the old +ladies and, leaning on his saber and beating time with his foot, told +them something funny and kept them amused, while he watched the young +people dancing, Iogel with Natasha, his pride and his best pupil, were +the first couple. Noiselessly, skillfully stepping with his little feet +in low shoes, Iogel flew first across the hall with Natasha, who, though +shy, went on carefully executing her steps. Denisov did not take his +eyes off her and beat time with his saber in a way that clearly +indicated that if he was not dancing it was because he would not and not +because he could not. In the middle of a figure he beckoned to Rostov +who was passing: + +"This is not at all the thing," he said. "What sort of Polish mazuwka is +this? But she does dance splendidly." + +Knowing that Denisov had a reputation even in Poland for the masterly +way in which he danced the mazurka, Nicholas ran up to Natasha: + +"Go and choose Denisov. He is a real dancer, a wonder!" he said. + +When it came to Natasha's turn to choose a partner, she rose and, +tripping rapidly across in her little shoes trimmed with bows, ran +timidly to the corner where Denisov sat. She saw that everybody was +looking at her and waiting. Nicholas saw that Denisov was refusing +though he smiled delightedly. He ran up to them. + +"Please, Vasili Dmitrich," Natasha was saying, "do come!" + +"Oh no, let me off, Countess," Denisov replied. + +"Now then, Vaska," said Nicholas. + +"They coax me as if I were Vaska the cat!" said Denisov jokingly. + +"I'll sing for you a whole evening," said Natasha. + +"Oh, the faiwy! She can do anything with me!" said Denisov, and he +unhooked his saber. He came out from behind the chairs, clasped his +partner's hand firmly, threw back his head, and advanced his foot, +waiting for the beat. Only on horse back and in the mazurka was +Denisov's short stature not noticeable and he looked the fine fellow he +felt himself to be. At the right beat of the music he looked sideways at +his partner with a merry and triumphant air, suddenly stamped with one +foot, bounded from the floor like a ball, and flew round the room taking +his partner with him. He glided silently on one foot half across the +room, and seeming not to notice the chairs was dashing straight at them, +when suddenly, clinking his spurs and spreading out his legs, he stopped +short on his heels, stood so a second, stamped on the spot clanking his +spurs, whirled rapidly round, and, striking his left heel against his +right, flew round again in a circle. Natasha guessed what he meant to +do, and abandoning herself to him followed his lead hardly knowing how. +First he spun her round, holding her now with his left, now with his +right hand, then falling on one knee he twirled her round him, and again +jumping up, dashed so impetuously forward that it seemed as if he would +rush through the whole suite of rooms without drawing breath, and then +he suddenly stopped and performed some new and unexpected steps. When at +last, smartly whirling his partner round in front of her chair, he drew +up with a click of his spurs and bowed to her, Natasha did not even make +him a curtsy. She fixed her eyes on him in amazement, smiling as if she +did not recognize him. + +"What does this mean?" she brought out. + +Although Iogel did not acknowledge this to be the real mazurka, everyone +was delighted with Denisov's skill, he was asked again and again as a +partner, and the old men began smilingly to talk about Poland and the +good old days. Denisov, flushed after the mazurka and mopping himself +with his handkerchief, sat down by Natasha and did not leave her for the +rest of the evening. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +For two days after that Rostov did not see Dolokhov at his own or at +Dolokhov's home: on the third day he received a note from him: + +As I do not intend to be at your house again for reasons you know of, +and am going to rejoin my regiment, I am giving a farewell supper +tonight to my friends--come to the English Hotel. + +About ten o'clock Rostov went to the English Hotel straight from the +theater, where he had been with his family and Denisov. He was at once +shown to the best room, which Dolokhov had taken for that evening. Some +twenty men were gathered round a table at which Dolokhov sat between two +candles. On the table was a pile of gold and paper money, and he was +keeping the bank. Rostov had not seen him since his proposal and Sonya's +refusal and felt uncomfortable at the thought of how they would meet. + +Dolokhov's clear, cold glance met Rostov as soon as he entered the door, +as though he had long expected him. + +"It's a long time since we met," he said. "Thanks for coming. I'll just +finish dealing, and then Ilyushka will come with his chorus." + +"I called once or twice at your house," said Rostov, reddening. + +Dolokhov made no reply. + +"You may punt," he said. + +Rostov recalled at that moment a strange conversation he had once had +with Dolokhov. "None but fools trust to luck in play," Dolokhov had then +said. + +"Or are you afraid to play with me?" Dolokhov now asked as if guessing +Rostov's thought. + +Beneath his smile Rostov saw in him the mood he had shown at the club +dinner and at other times, when as if tired of everyday life he had felt +a need to escape from it by some strange, and usually cruel, action. + +Rostov felt ill at ease. He tried, but failed, to find some joke with +which to reply to Dolokhov's words. But before he had thought of +anything, Dolokhov, looking straight in his face, said slowly and +deliberately so that everyone could hear: + +"Do you remember we had a talk about cards... 'He's a fool who trusts to +luck, one should make certain,' and I want to try." + +"To try his luck or the certainty?" Rostov asked himself. + +"Well, you'd better not play," Dolokhov added, and springing a new pack +of cards said: "Bank, gentlemen!" + +Moving the money forward he prepared to deal. Rostov sat down by his +side and at first did not play. Dolokhov kept glancing at him. + +"Why don't you play?" he asked. + +And strange to say Nicholas felt that he could not help taking up a +card, putting a small stake on it, and beginning to play. + +"I have no money with me," he said. + +"I'll trust you." + +Rostov staked five rubles on a card and lost, staked again, and again +lost. Dolokhov "killed," that is, beat, ten cards of Rostov's running. + +"Gentlemen," said Dolokhov after he had dealt for some time. "Please +place your money on the cards or I may get muddled in the reckoning." + +One of the players said he hoped he might be trusted. + +"Yes, you might, but I am afraid of getting the accounts mixed. So I ask +you to put the money on your cards," replied Dolokhov. "Don't stint +yourself, we'll settle afterwards," he added, turning to Rostov. + +The game continued; a waiter kept handing round champagne. + +All Rostov's cards were beaten and he had eight hundred rubles scored up +against him. He wrote "800 rubles" on a card, but while the waiter +filled his glass he changed his mind and altered it to his usual stake +of twenty rubles. + +"Leave it," said Dolokhov, though he did not seem to be even looking at +Rostov, "you'll win it back all the sooner. I lose to the others but win +from you. Or are you afraid of me?" he asked again. + +Rostov submitted. He let the eight hundred remain and laid down a seven +of hearts with a torn corner, which he had picked up from the floor. He +well remembered that seven afterwards. He laid down the seven of hearts, +on which with a broken bit of chalk he had written "800 rubles" in clear +upright figures; he emptied the glass of warm champagne that was handed +him, smiled at Dolokhov's words, and with a sinking heart, waiting for a +seven to turn up, gazed at Dolokhov's hands which held the pack. Much +depended on Rostov's winning or losing on that seven of hearts. On the +previous Sunday the old count had given his son two thousand rubles, and +though he always disliked speaking of money difficulties had told +Nicholas that this was all he could let him have till May, and asked him +to be more economical this time. Nicholas had replied that it would be +more than enough for him and that he gave his word of honor not to take +anything more till the spring. Now only twelve hundred rubles was left +of that money, so that this seven of hearts meant for him not only the +loss of sixteen hundred rubles, but the necessity of going back on his +word. With a sinking heart he watched Dolokhov's hands and thought, "Now +then, make haste and let me have this card and I'll take my cap and +drive home to supper with Denisov, Natasha, and Sonya, and will +certainly never touch a card again." At that moment his home life, jokes +with Petya, talks with Sonya, duets with Natasha, piquet with his +father, and even his comfortable bed in the house on the Povarskaya rose +before him with such vividness, clearness, and charm that it seemed as +if it were all a lost and unappreciated bliss, long past. He could not +conceive that a stupid chance, letting the seven be dealt to the right +rather than to the left, might deprive him of all this happiness, newly +appreciated and newly illumined, and plunge him into the depths of +unknown and undefined misery. That could not be, yet he awaited with a +sinking heart the movement of Dolokhov's hands. Those broad, reddish +hands, with hairy wrists visible from under the shirt cuffs, laid down +the pack and took up a glass and a pipe that were handed him. + +"So you are not afraid to play with me?" repeated Dolokhov, and as if +about to tell a good story he put down the cards, leaned back in his +chair, and began deliberately with a smile: + +"Yes, gentlemen, I've been told there's a rumor going about Moscow that +I'm a sharper, so I advise you to be careful." + +"Come now, deal!" exclaimed Rostov. + +"Oh, those Moscow gossips!" said Dolokhov, and he took up the cards with +a smile. + +"Aah!" Rostov almost screamed lifting both hands to his head. The seven +he needed was lying uppermost, the first card in the pack. He had lost +more than he could pay. + +"Still, don't ruin yourself!" said Dolokhov with a side glance at Rostov +as he continued to deal. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +An hour and a half later most of the players were but little interested +in their own play. + +The whole interest was concentrated on Rostov. Instead of sixteen +hundred rubles he had a long column of figures scored against him, which +he had reckoned up to ten thousand, but that now, as he vaguely +supposed, must have risen to fifteen thousand. In reality it already +exceeded twenty thousand rubles. Dolokhov was no longer listening to +stories or telling them, but followed every movement of Rostov's hands +and occasionally ran his eyes over the score against him. He had decided +to play until that score reached forty-three thousand. He had fixed on +that number because forty-three was the sum of his and Sonya's joint +ages. Rostov, leaning his head on both hands, sat at the table which was +scrawled over with figures, wet with spilled wine, and littered with +cards. One tormenting impression did not leave him: that those broad- +boned reddish hands with hairy wrists visible from under the shirt +sleeves, those hands which he loved and hated, held him in their power. + +"Six hundred rubles, ace, a corner, a nine... winning it back's +impossible... Oh, how pleasant it was at home!... The knave, double or +quits... it can't be!... And why is he doing this to me?" Rostov +pondered. Sometimes he staked a large sum, but Dolokhov refused to +accept it and fixed the stake himself. Nicholas submitted to him, and at +one moment prayed to God as he had done on the battlefield at the bridge +over the Enns, and then guessed that the card that came first to hand +from the crumpled heap under the table would save him, now counted the +cords on his coat and took a card with that number and tried staking the +total of his losses on it, then he looked round for aid from the other +players, or peered at the now cold face of Dolokhov and tried to read +what was passing in his mind. + +"He knows of course what this loss means to me. He can't want my ruin. +Wasn't he my friend? Wasn't I fond of him? But it's not his fault. +What's he to do if he has such luck?... And it's not my fault either," +he thought to himself, "I have done nothing wrong. Have I killed anyone, +or insulted or wished harm to anyone? Why such a terrible misfortune? +And when did it begin? Such a little while ago I came to this table with +the thought of winning a hundred rubles to buy that casket for Mamma's +name day and then going home. I was so happy, so free, so lighthearted! +And I did not realize how happy I was! When did that end and when did +this new, terrible state of things begin? What marked the change? I sat +all the time in this same place at this table, chose and placed cards, +and watched those broad-boned agile hands in the same way. When did it +happen and what has happened? I am well and strong and still the same +and in the same place. No, it can't be! Surely it will all end in +nothing!" + +He was flushed and bathed in perspiration, though the room was not hot. +His face was terrible and piteous to see, especially from its helpless +efforts to seem calm. + +The score against him reached the fateful sum of forty-three thousand. +Rostov had just prepared a card, by bending the corner of which he meant +to double the three thousand just put down to his score, when Dolokhov, +slamming down the pack of cards, put it aside and began rapidly adding +up the total of Rostov's debt, breaking the chalk as he marked the +figures in his clear, bold hand. + +"Supper, it's time for supper! And here are the gypsies!" + +Some swarthy men and women were really entering from the cold outside +and saying something in their gypsy accents. Nicholas understood that it +was all over; but he said in an indifferent tone: + +"Well, won't you go on? I had a splendid card all ready," as if it were +the fun of the game which interested him most. + +"It's all up! I'm lost!" thought he. "Now a bullet through my brain-- +that's all that's left me!" And at the same time he said in a cheerful +voice: + +"Come now, just this one more little card!" + +"All right!" said Dolokhov, having finished the addition. "All right! +Twenty-one rubles," he said, pointing to the figure twenty-one by which +the total exceeded the round sum of forty-three thousand; and taking up +a pack he prepared to deal. Rostov submissively unbent the corner of his +card and, instead of the six thousand he had intended, carefully wrote +twenty-one. + +"It's all the same to me," he said. "I only want to see whether you will +let me win this ten, or beat it." + +Dolokhov began to deal seriously. Oh, how Rostov detested at that moment +those hands with their short reddish fingers and hairy wrists, which +held him in their power.... The ten fell to him. + +"You owe forty-three thousand, Count," said Dolokhov, and stretching +himself he rose from the table. "One does get tired sitting so long," he +added. + +"Yes, I'm tired too," said Rostov. + +Dolokhov cut him short, as if to remind him that it was not for him to +jest. + +"When am I to receive the money, Count?" + +Rostov, flushing, drew Dolokhov into the next room. + +"I cannot pay it all immediately. Will you take an I.O.U.?" he said. + +"I say, Rostov," said Dolokhov clearly, smiling and looking Nicholas +straight in the eyes, "you know the saying, 'Lucky in love, unlucky at +cards.' Your cousin is in love with you, I know." + +"Oh, it's terrible to feel oneself so in this man's power," thought +Rostov. He knew what a shock he would inflict on his father and mother +by the news of this loss, he knew what a relief it would be to escape it +all, and felt that Dolokhov knew that he could save him from all this +shame and sorrow, but wanted now to play with him as a cat does with a +mouse. + +"Your cousin..." Dolokhov started to say, but Nicholas interrupted him. + +"My cousin has nothing to do with this and it's not necessary to mention +her!" he exclaimed fiercely. + +"Then when am I to have it?" + +"Tomorrow," replied Rostov and left the room. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +To say "tomorrow" and keep up a dignified tone was not difficult, but to +go home alone, see his sisters, brother, mother, and father, confess and +ask for money he had no right to after giving his word of honor, was +terrible. + +At home, they had not yet gone to bed. The young people, after returning +from the theater, had had supper and were grouped round the clavichord. +As soon as Nicholas entered, he was enfolded in that poetic atmosphere +of love which pervaded the Rostov household that winter and, now after +Dolokhov's proposal and Iogel's ball, seemed to have grown thicker round +Sonya and Natasha as the air does before a thunderstorm. Sonya and +Natasha, in the light-blue dresses they had worn at the theater, looking +pretty and conscious of it, were standing by the clavichord, happy and +smiling. Vera was playing chess with Shinshin in the drawing room. The +old countess, waiting for the return of her husband and son, sat playing +patience with the old gentlewoman who lived in their house. Denisov, +with sparkling eyes and ruffled hair, sat at the clavichord striking +chords with his short fingers, his legs thrown back and his eyes rolling +as he sang, with his small, husky, but true voice, some verses called +"Enchantress," which he had composed, and to which he was trying to fit +music: + + +Enchantress, say, to my forsaken lyre What magic power is this recalls +me still? What spark has set my inmost soul on fire, What is this bliss +that makes my fingers thrill? + +He was singing in passionate tones, gazing with his sparkling black- +agate eyes at the frightened and happy Natasha. + +"Splendid! Excellent!" exclaimed Natasha. "Another verse," she said, +without noticing Nicholas. + +"Everything's still the same with them," thought Nicholas, glancing into +the drawing room, where he saw Vera and his mother with the old lady. + +"Ah, and here's Nicholas!" cried Natasha, running up to him. + +"Is Papa at home?" he asked. + +"I am so glad you've come!" said Natasha, without answering him. "We are +enjoying ourselves! Vasili Dmitrich is staying a day longer for my sake! +Did you know?" + +"No, Papa is not back yet," said Sonya. + +"Nicholas, have you come? Come here, dear!" called the old countess from +the drawing room. + +Nicholas went to her, kissed her hand, and sitting down silently at her +table began to watch her hands arranging the cards. From the dancing +room, they still heard the laughter and merry voices trying to persuade +Natasha to sing. + +"All wight! All wight!" shouted Denisov. "It's no good making excuses +now! It's your turn to sing the ba'cawolla--I entweat you!" + +The countess glanced at her silent son. + +"What is the matter?" she asked. + +"Oh, nothing," said he, as if weary of being continually asked the same +question. "Will Papa be back soon?" + +"I expect so." + +"Everything's the same with them. They know nothing about it! Where am I +to go?" thought Nicholas, and went again into the dancing room where the +clavichord stood. + +Sonya was sitting at the clavichord, playing the prelude to Denisov's +favorite barcarolle. Natasha was preparing to sing. Denisov was looking +at her with enraptured eyes. + +Nicholas began pacing up and down the room. + +"Why do they want to make her sing? How can she sing? There's nothing to +be happy about!" thought he. + +Sonya struck the first chord of the prelude. + +"My God, I'm a ruined and dishonored man! A bullet through my brain is +the only thing left me--not singing!" his thoughts ran on. "Go away? But +where to? It's one--let them sing!" + +He continued to pace the room, looking gloomily at Denisov and the girls +and avoiding their eyes. + +"Nikolenka, what is the matter?" Sonya's eyes fixed on him seemed to +ask. She noticed at once that something had happened to him. + +Nicholas turned away from her. Natasha too, with her quick instinct, had +instantly noticed her brother's condition. But, though she noticed it, +she was herself in such high spirits at that moment, so far from sorrow, +sadness, or self-reproach, that she purposely deceived herself as young +people often do. "No, I am too happy now to spoil my enjoyment by +sympathy with anyone's sorrow," she felt, and she said to herself: "No, +I must be mistaken, he must be feeling happy, just as I am." + +"Now, Sonya!" she said, going to the very middle of the room, where she +considered the resonance was best. + +Having lifted her head and let her arms droop lifelessly, as ballet +dancers do, Natasha, rising energetically from her heels to her toes, +stepped to the middle of the room and stood still. + +"Yes, that's me!" she seemed to say, answering the rapt gaze with which +Denisov followed her. + +"And what is she so pleased about?" thought Nicholas, looking at his +sister. "Why isn't she dull and ashamed?" + +Natasha took the first note, her throat swelled, her chest rose, her +eyes became serious. At that moment she was oblivious of her +surroundings, and from her smiling lips flowed sounds which anyone may +produce at the same intervals and hold for the same time, but which +leave you cold a thousand times and the thousand and first time thrill +you and make you weep. + +Natasha, that winter, had for the first time begun to sing seriously, +mainly because Denisov so delighted in her singing. She no longer sang +as a child, there was no longer in her singing that comical, childish, +painstaking effect that had been in it before; but she did not yet sing +well, as all the connoisseurs who heard her said: "It is not trained, +but it is a beautiful voice that must be trained." Only they generally +said this some time after she had finished singing. While that untrained +voice, with its incorrect breathing and labored transitions, was +sounding, even the connoisseurs said nothing, but only delighted in it +and wished to hear it again. In her voice there was a virginal +freshness, an unconsciousness of her own powers, and an as yet untrained +velvety softness, which so mingled with her lack of art in singing that +it seemed as if nothing in that voice could be altered without spoiling +it. + +"What is this?" thought Nicholas, listening to her with widely opened +eyes. "What has happened to her? How she is singing today!" And suddenly +the whole world centered for him on anticipation of the next note, the +next phrase, and everything in the world was divided into three beats: +"Oh mio crudele affetto."... One, two, three... one, two, three... +One... "Oh mio crudele affetto."... One, two, three... One. "Oh, this +senseless life of ours!" thought Nicholas. "All this misery, and money, +and Dolokhov, and anger, and honor--it's all nonsense... but this is +real.... Now then, Natasha, now then, dearest! Now then, darling! How +will she take that si? She's taken it! Thank God!" And without noticing +that he was singing, to strengthen the si he sung a second, a third +below the high note. "Ah, God! How fine! Did I really take it? How +fortunate!" he thought. + +Oh, how that chord vibrated, and how moved was something that was finest +in Rostov's soul! And this something was apart from everything else in +the world and above everything in the world. "What were losses, and +Dolokhov, and words of honor?... All nonsense! One might kill and rob +and yet be happy..." + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +It was long since Rostov had felt such enjoyment from music as he did +that day. But no sooner had Natasha finished her barcarolle than reality +again presented itself. He got up without saying a word and went +downstairs to his own room. A quarter of an hour later the old count +came in from his club, cheerful and contented. Nicholas, hearing him +drive up, went to meet him. + +"Well--had a good time?" said the old count, smiling gaily and proudly +at his son. + +Nicholas tried to say "Yes," but could not: and he nearly burst into +sobs. The count was lighting his pipe and did not notice his son's +condition. + +"Ah, it can't be avoided!" thought Nicholas, for the first and last +time. And suddenly, in the most casual tone, which made him feel ashamed +of himself, he said, as if merely asking his father to let him have the +carriage to drive to town: + +"Papa, I have come on a matter of business. I was nearly forgetting. I +need some money." + +"Dear me!" said his father, who was in a specially good humor. "I told +you it would not be enough. How much?" + +"Very much," said Nicholas flushing, and with a stupid careless smile, +for which he was long unable to forgive himself, "I have lost a little, +I mean a good deal, a great deal--forty three thousand." + +"What! To whom?... Nonsense!" cried the count, suddenly reddening with +an apoplectic flush over neck and nape as old people do. + +"I promised to pay tomorrow," said Nicholas. + +"Well!..." said the old count, spreading out his arms and sinking +helplessly on the sofa. + +"It can't be helped It happens to everyone!" said the son, with a bold, +free, and easy tone, while in his soul he regarded himself as a +worthless scoundrel whose whole life could not atone for his crime. He +longed to kiss his father's hands and kneel to beg his forgiveness, but +said, in a careless and even rude voice, that it happens to everyone! + +The old count cast down his eyes on hearing his son's words and began +bustlingly searching for something. + +"Yes, yes," he muttered, "it will be difficult, I fear, difficult to +raise... happens to everybody! Yes, who has not done it?" + +And with a furtive glance at his son's face, the count went out of the +room.... Nicholas had been prepared for resistance, but had not at all +expected this. + +"Papa! Pa-pa!" he called after him, sobbing, "forgive me!" And seizing +his father's hand, he pressed it to his lips and burst into tears. + +While father and son were having their explanation, the mother and +daughter were having one not less important. Natasha came running to her +mother, quite excited. + +"Mamma!... Mamma!... He has made me..." + +"Made what?" + +"Made, made me an offer, Mamma! Mamma!" she exclaimed. + +The countess did not believe her ears. Denisov had proposed. To whom? To +this chit of a girl, Natasha, who not so long ago was playing with dolls +and who was still having lessons. + +"Don't, Natasha! What nonsense!" she said, hoping it was a joke. + +"Nonsense, indeed! I am telling you the fact," said Natasha indignantly. +"I come to ask you what to do, and you call it 'nonsense!'" + +The countess shrugged her shoulders. + +"If it is true that Monsieur Denisov has made you a proposal, tell him +he is a fool, that's all!" + +"No, he's not a fool!" replied Natasha indignantly and seriously. + +"Well then, what do you want? You're all in love nowadays. Well, if you +are in love, marry him!" said the countess, with a laugh of annoyance. +"Good luck to you!" + +"No, Mamma, I'm not in love with him, I suppose I'm not in love with +him." + +"Well then, tell him so." + +"Mamma, are you cross? Don't be cross, dear! Is it my fault?" + +"No, but what is it, my dear? Do you want me to go and tell him?" said +the countess smiling. + +"No, I will do it myself, only tell me what to say. It's all very well +for you," said Natasha, with a responsive smile. "You should have seen +how he said it! I know he did not mean to say it, but it came out +accidently." + +"Well, all the same, you must refuse him." + +"No, I mustn't. I am so sorry for him! He's so nice." + +"Well then, accept his offer. It's high time for you to be married," +answered the countess sharply and sarcastically. + +"No, Mamma, but I'm so sorry for him. I don't know how I'm to say it." + +"And there's nothing for you to say. I shall speak to him myself," said +the countess, indignant that they should have dared to treat this little +Natasha as grown up. + +"No, not on any account! I will tell him myself, and you'll listen at +the door," and Natasha ran across the drawing room to the dancing hall, +where Denisov was sitting on the same chair by the clavichord with his +face in his hands. + +He jumped up at the sound of her light step. + +"Nataly," he said, moving with rapid steps toward her, "decide my fate. +It is in your hands." + +"Vasili Dmitrich, I'm so sorry for you!... No, but you are so nice... +but it won't do...not that... but as a friend, I shall always love you." + +Denisov bent over her hand and she heard strange sounds she did not +understand. She kissed his rough curly black head. At this instant, they +heard the quick rustle of the countess' dress. She came up to them. + +"Vasili Dmitrich, I thank you for the honor," she said, with an +embarrassed voice, though it sounded severe to Denisov--"but my daughter +is so young, and I thought that, as my son's friend, you would have +addressed yourself first to me. In that case you would not have obliged +me to give this refusal." + +"Countess..." said Denisov, with downcast eyes and a guilty face. He +tried to say more, but faltered. + +Natasha could not remain calm, seeing him in such a plight. She began to +sob aloud. + +"Countess, I have done w'ong," Denisov went on in an unsteady voice, +"but believe me, I so adore your daughter and all your family that I +would give my life twice over..." He looked at the countess, and seeing +her severe face said: "Well, good-by, Countess," and kissing her hand, +he left the room with quick resolute strides, without looking at +Natasha. + +Next day Rostov saw Denisov off. He did not wish to stay another day in +Moscow. All Denisov's Moscow friends gave him a farewell entertainment +at the gypsies', with the result that he had no recollection of how he +was put in the sleigh or of the first three stages of his journey. + +After Denisov's departure, Rostov spent another fortnight in Moscow, +without going out of the house, waiting for the money his father could +not at once raise, and he spent most of his time in the girls' room. + +Sonya was more tender and devoted to him than ever. It was as if she +wanted to show him that his losses were an achievement that made her +love him all the more, but Nicholas now considered himself unworthy of +her. + +He filled the girls' albums with verses and music, and having at last +sent Dolokhov the whole forty-three thousand rubles and received his +receipt, he left at the end of November, without taking leave of any of +his acquaintances, to overtake his regiment which was already in Poland. + +BOOK FIVE: 1806 - 07 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +After his interview with his wife Pierre left for Petersburg. At the +Torzhok post station, either there were no horses or the postmaster +would not supply them. Pierre was obliged to wait. Without undressing, +he lay down on the leather sofa in front of a round table, put his big +feet in their overboots on the table, and began to reflect. + +"Will you have the portmanteaus brought in? And a bed got ready, and +tea?" asked his valet. + +Pierre gave no answer, for he neither heard nor saw anything. He had +begun to think of the last station and was still pondering on the same +question--one so important that he took no notice of what went on around +him. Not only was he indifferent as to whether he got to Petersburg +earlier or later, or whether he secured accommodation at this station, +but compared to the thoughts that now occupied him it was a matter of +indifference whether he remained there for a few hours or for the rest +of his life. + +The postmaster, his wife, the valet, and a peasant woman selling Torzhok +embroidery came into the room offering their services. Without changing +his careless attitude, Pierre looked at them over his spectacles unable +to understand what they wanted or how they could go on living without +having solved the problems that so absorbed him. He had been engrossed +by the same thoughts ever since the day he returned from Sokolniki after +the duel and had spent that first agonizing, sleepless night. But now, +in the solitude of the journey, they seized him with special force. No +matter what he thought about, he always returned to these same questions +which he could not solve and yet could not cease to ask himself. It was +as if the thread of the chief screw which held his life together were +stripped, so that the screw could not get in or out, but went on turning +uselessly in the same place. + +The postmaster came in and began obsequiously to beg his excellency to +wait only two hours, when, come what might, he would let his excellency +have the courier horses. It was plain that he was lying and only wanted +to get more money from the traveler. + +"Is this good or bad?" Pierre asked himself. "It is good for me, bad for +another traveler, and for himself it's unavoidable, because he needs +money for food; the man said an officer had once given him a thrashing +for letting a private traveler have the courier horses. But the officer +thrashed him because he had to get on as quickly as possible. And I," +continued Pierre, "shot Dolokhov because I considered myself injured, +and Louis XVI was executed because they considered him a criminal, and a +year later they executed those who executed him--also for some reason. +What is bad? What is good? What should one love and what hate? What does +one live for? And what am I? What is life, and what is death? What power +governs all?" + +There was no answer to any of these questions, except one, and that not +a logical answer and not at all a reply to them. The answer was: "You'll +die and all will end. You'll die and know all, or cease asking." But +dying was also dreadful. + +The Torzhok peddler woman, in a whining voice, went on offering her +wares, especially a pair of goatskin slippers. "I have hundreds of +rubles I don't know what to do with, and she stands in her tattered +cloak looking timidly at me," he thought. "And what does she want the +money for? As if that money could add a hair's breadth to happiness or +peace of mind. Can anything in the world make her or me less a prey to +evil and death?--death which ends all and must come today or tomorrow-- +at any rate, in an instant as compared with eternity." And again he +twisted the screw with the stripped thread, and again it turned +uselessly in the same place. + +His servant handed him a half-cut novel, in the form of letters, by +Madame de Souza. He began reading about the sufferings and virtuous +struggles of a certain Emilie de Mansfeld. "And why did she resist her +seducer when she loved him?" he thought. "God could not have put into +her heart an impulse that was against His will. My wife--as she once +was--did not struggle, and perhaps she was right. Nothing has been found +out, nothing discovered," Pierre again said to himself. "All we can know +is that we know nothing. And that's the height of human wisdom." + +Everything within and around him seemed confused, senseless, and +repellent. Yet in this very repugnance to all his circumstances Pierre +found a kind of tantalizing satisfaction. + +"I make bold to ask your excellency to move a little for this +gentleman," said the postmaster, entering the room followed by another +traveler, also detained for lack of horses. + +The newcomer was a short, large-boned, yellow-faced, wrinkled old man, +with gray bushy eyebrows overhanging bright eyes of an indefinite +grayish color. + +Pierre took his feet off the table, stood up, and lay down on a bed that +had been got ready for him, glancing now and then at the newcomer, who, +with a gloomy and tired face, was wearily taking off his wraps with the +aid of his servant, and not looking at Pierre. With a pair of felt boots +on his thin bony legs, and keeping on a worn, nankeen-covered, sheepskin +coat, the traveler sat down on the sofa, leaned back his big head with +its broad temples and close-cropped hair, and looked at Bezukhov. The +stern, shrewd, and penetrating expression of that look struck Pierre. He +felt a wish to speak to the stranger, but by the time he had made up his +mind to ask him a question about the roads, the traveler had closed his +eyes. His shriveled old hands were folded and on the finger of one of +them Pierre noticed a large cast iron ring with a seal representing a +death's head. The stranger sat without stirring, either resting or, as +it seemed to Pierre, sunk in profound and calm meditation. His servant +was also a yellow, wrinkled old man, without beard or mustache, +evidently not because he was shaven but because they had never grown. +This active old servant was unpacking the traveler's canteen and +preparing tea. He brought in a boiling samovar. When everything was +ready, the stranger opened his eyes, moved to the table, filled a +tumbler with tea for himself and one for the beardless old man to whom +he passed it. Pierre began to feel a sense of uneasiness, and the need, +even the inevitability, of entering into conversation with this +stranger. + +The servant brought back his tumbler turned upside down, * with an +unfinished bit of nibbled sugar, and asked if anything more would be +wanted. + + +* To indicate he did not want more tea. + +"No. Give me the book," said the stranger. + +The servant handed him a book which Pierre took to be a devotional work, +and the traveler became absorbed in it. Pierre looked at him. All at +once the stranger closed the book, putting in a marker, and again, +leaning with his arms on the back of the sofa, sat in his former +position with his eyes shut. Pierre looked at him and had not time to +turn away when the old man, opening his eyes, fixed his steady and +severe gaze straight on Pierre's face. + +Pierre felt confused and wished to avoid that look, but the bright old +eyes attracted him irresistibly. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +"I have the pleasure of addressing Count Bezukhov, if I am not +mistaken," said the stranger in a deliberate and loud voice. + +Pierre looked silently and inquiringly at him over his spectacles. + +"I have heard of you, my dear sir," continued the stranger, "and of your +misfortune." He seemed to emphasize the last word, as if to say--"Yes, +misfortune! Call it what you please, I know that what happened to you in +Moscow was a misfortune."--"I regret it very much, my dear sir." + +Pierre flushed and, hurriedly putting his legs down from the bed, bent +forward toward the old man with a forced and timid smile. + +"I have not referred to this out of curiosity, my dear sir, but for +greater reasons." + +He paused, his gaze still on Pierre, and moved aside on the sofa by way +of inviting the other to take a seat beside him. Pierre felt reluctant +to enter into conversation with this old man, but, submitting to him +involuntarily, came up and sat down beside him. + +"You are unhappy, my dear sir," the stranger continued. "You are young +and I am old. I should like to help you as far as lies in my power." + +"Oh, yes!" said Pierre, with a forced smile. "I am very grateful to you. +Where are you traveling from?" + +The stranger's face was not genial, it was even cold and severe, but in +spite of this, both the face and words of his new acquaintance were +irresistibly attractive to Pierre. + +"But if for reason you don't feel inclined to talk to me," said the old +man, "say so, my dear sir." And he suddenly smiled, in an unexpected and +tenderly paternal way. + +"Oh no, not at all! On the contrary, I am very glad to make your +acquaintance," said Pierre. And again, glancing at the stranger's hands, +he looked more closely at the ring, with its skull--a masonic sign. + +"Allow me to ask," he said, "are you a Mason?" + +"Yes, I belong to the Brotherhood of the Freemasons," said the stranger, +looking deeper and deeper into Pierre's eyes. "And in their name and my +own I hold out a brotherly hand to you." + +"I am afraid," said Pierre, smiling, and wavering between the confidence +the personality of the Freemason inspired in him and his own habit of +ridiculing the masonic beliefs--"I am afraid I am very far from +understanding--how am I to put it?--I am afraid my way of looking at the +world is so opposed to yours that we shall not understand one another." + +"I know your outlook," said the Mason, "and the view of life you +mention, and which you think is the result of your own mental efforts, +is the one held by the majority of people, and is the invariable fruit +of pride, indolence, and ignorance. Forgive me, my dear sir, but if I +had not known it I should not have addressed you. Your view of life is a +regrettable delusion." + +"Just as I may suppose you to be deluded," said Pierre, with a faint +smile. + +"I should never dare to say that I know the truth," said the Mason, +whose words struck Pierre more and more by their precision and firmness. +"No one can attain to truth by himself. Only by laying stone on stone +with the cooperation of all, by the millions of generations from our +forefather Adam to our own times, is that temple reared which is to be a +worthy dwelling place of the Great God," he added, and closed his eyes. + +"I ought to tell you that I do not believe... do not believe in God," +said Pierre, regretfully and with an effort, feeling it essential to +speak the whole truth. + +The Mason looked intently at Pierre and smiled as a rich man with +millions in hand might smile at a poor fellow who told him that he, poor +man, had not the five rubles that would make him happy. + +"Yes, you do not know Him, my dear sir," said the Mason. "You cannot +know Him. You do not know Him and that is why you are unhappy." + +"Yes, yes, I am unhappy," assented Pierre. "But what am I to do?" + +"You know Him not, my dear sir, and so you are very unhappy. You do not +know Him, but He is here, He is in me, He is in my words, He is in thee, +and even in those blasphemous words thou hast just uttered!" pronounced +the Mason in a stern and tremulous voice. + +He paused and sighed, evidently trying to calm himself. + +"If He were not," he said quietly, "you and I would not be speaking of +Him, my dear sir. Of what, of whom, are we speaking? Whom hast thou +denied?" he suddenly asked with exulting austerity and authority in his +voice. "Who invented Him, if He did not exist? Whence came thy +conception of the existence of such an incomprehensible Being? didst +thou, and why did the whole world, conceive the idea of the existence of +such an incomprehensible Being, a Being all-powerful, eternal, and +infinite in all His attributes?..." + +He stopped and remained silent for a long time. + +Pierre could not and did not wish to break this silence. + +"He exists, but to understand Him is hard," the Mason began again, +looking not at Pierre but straight before him, and turning the leaves of +his book with his old hands which from excitement he could not keep +still. "If it were a man whose existence thou didst doubt I could bring +him to thee, could take him by the hand and show him to thee. But how +can I, an insignificant mortal, show His omnipotence, His infinity, and +all His mercy to one who is blind, or who shuts his eyes that he may not +see or understand Him and may not see or understand his own vileness and +sinfulness?" He paused again. "Who art thou? Thou dreamest that thou art +wise because thou couldst utter those blasphemous words," he went on, +with a somber and scornful smile. "And thou art more foolish and +unreasonable than a little child, who, playing with the parts of a +skillfully made watch, dares to say that, as he does not understand its +use, he does not believe in the master who made it. To know Him is +hard.... For ages, from our forefather Adam to our own day, we labor to +attain that knowledge and are still infinitely far from our aim; but in +our lack of understanding we see only our weakness and His +greatness...." + +Pierre listened with swelling heart, gazing into the Mason's face with +shining eyes, not interrupting or questioning him, but believing with +his whole soul what the stranger said. Whether he accepted the wise +reasoning contained in the Mason's words, or believed as a child +believes, in the speaker's tone of conviction and earnestness, or the +tremor of the speaker's voice--which sometimes almost broke--or those +brilliant aged eyes grown old in this conviction, or the calm firmness +and certainty of his vocation, which radiated from his whole being (and +which struck Pierre especially by contrast with his own dejection and +hopelessness)--at any rate, Pierre longed with his whole soul to believe +and he did believe, and felt a joyful sense of comfort, regeneration, +and return to life. + +"He is not to be apprehended by reason, but by life," said the Mason. + +"I do not understand," said Pierre, feeling with dismay doubts +reawakening. He was afraid of any want of clearness, any weakness, in +the Mason's arguments; he dreaded not to be able to believe in him. "I +don't understand," he said, "how it is that the mind of man cannot +attain the knowledge of which you speak." + +The Mason smiled with his gentle fatherly smile. + +"The highest wisdom and truth are like the purest liquid we may wish to +imbibe," he said. "Can I receive that pure liquid into an impure vessel +and judge of its purity? Only by the inner purification of myself can I +retain in some degree of purity the liquid I receive." + +"Yes, yes, that is so," said Pierre joyfully. + +"The highest wisdom is not founded on reason alone, not on those worldly +sciences of physics, history, chemistry, and the like, into which +intellectual knowledge is divided. The highest wisdom is one. The +highest wisdom has but one science--the science of the whole--the +science explaining the whole creation and man's place in it. To receive +that science it is necessary to purify and renew one's inner self, and +so before one can know, it is necessary to believe and to perfect one's +self. And to attain this end, we have the light called conscience that +God has implanted in our souls." + +"Yes, yes," assented Pierre. + +"Look then at thy inner self with the eyes of the spirit, and ask +thyself whether thou art content with thyself. What hast thou attained +relying on reason only? What art thou? You are young, you are rich, you +are clever, you are well educated. And what have you done with all these +good gifts? Are you content with yourself and with your life?" + +"No, I hate my life," Pierre muttered, wincing. + +"Thou hatest it. Then change it, purify thyself; and as thou art +purified, thou wilt gain wisdom. Look at your life, my dear sir. How +have you spent it? In riotous orgies and debauchery, receiving +everything from society and giving nothing in return. You have become +the possessor of wealth. How have you used it? What have you done for +your neighbor? Have you ever thought of your tens of thousands of +slaves? Have you helped them physically and morally? No! You have +profited by their toil to lead a profligate life. That is what you have +done. Have you chosen a post in which you might be of service to your +neighbor? No! You have spent your life in idleness. Then you married, my +dear sir--took on yourself responsibility for the guidance of a young +woman; and what have you done? You have not helped her to find the way +of truth, my dear sir, but have thrust her into an abyss of deceit and +misery. A man offended you and you shot him, and you say you do not know +God and hate your life. There is nothing strange in that, my dear sir!" + +After these words, the Mason, as if tired by his long discourse, again +leaned his arms on the back of the sofa and closed his eyes. Pierre +looked at that aged, stern, motionless, almost lifeless face and moved +his lips without uttering a sound. He wished to say, "Yes, a vile, idle, +vicious life!" but dared not break the silence. + +The Mason cleared his throat huskily, as old men do, and called his +servant. + +"How about the horses?" he asked, without looking at Pierre. + +"The exchange horses have just come," answered the servant. "Will you +not rest here?" + +"No, tell them to harness." + +"Can he really be going away leaving me alone without having told me +all, and without promising to help me?" thought Pierre, rising with +downcast head; and he began to pace the room, glancing occasionally at +the Mason. "Yes, I never thought of it, but I have led a contemptible +and profligate life, though I did not like it and did not want to," +thought Pierre. "But this man knows the truth and, if he wished to, +could disclose it to me." + +Pierre wished to say this to the Mason, but did not dare to. The +traveler, having packed his things with his practiced hands, began +fastening his coat. When he had finished, he turned to Bezukhov, and +said in a tone of indifferent politeness: + +"Where are you going to now, my dear sir?" + +"I?... I'm going to Petersburg," answered Pierre, in a childlike, +hesitating voice. "I thank you. I agree with all you have said. But do +not suppose me to be so bad. With my whole soul I wish to be what you +would have me be, but I have never had help from anyone.... But it is I, +above all, who am to blame for everything. Help me, teach me, and +perhaps I may..." + +Pierre could not go on. He gulped and turned away. + +The Mason remained silent for a long time, evidently considering. + +"Help comes from God alone," he said, "but such measure of help as our +Order can bestow it will render you, my dear sir. You are going to +Petersburg. Hand this to Count Willarski" (he took out his notebook and +wrote a few words on a large sheet of paper folded in four). "Allow me +to give you a piece of advice. When you reach the capital, first of all +devote some time to solitude and self-examination and do not resume your +former way of life. And now I wish you a good journey, my dear sir," he +added, seeing that his servant had entered... "and success." + +The traveler was Joseph Alexeevich Bazdeev, as Pierre saw from the +postmaster's book. Bazdeev had been one of the best-known Freemasons and +Martinists, even in Novikov's time. For a long while after he had gone, +Pierre did not go to bed or order horses but paced up and down the room, +pondering over his vicious past, and with a rapturous sense of beginning +anew pictured to himself the blissful, irreproachable, virtuous future +that seemed to him so easy. It seemed to him that he had been vicious +only because he had somehow forgotten how good it is to be virtuous. Not +a trace of his former doubts remained in his soul. He firmly believed in +the possibility of the brotherhood of men united in the aim of +supporting one another in the path of virtue, and that is how +Freemasonry presented itself to him. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +On reaching Petersburg Pierre did not let anyone know of his arrival, he +went nowhere and spent whole days in reading Thomas a Kempis, whose book +had been sent him by someone unknown. One thing he continually realized +as he read that book: the joy, hitherto unknown to him, of believing in +the possibility of attaining perfection, and in the possibility of +active brotherly love among men, which Joseph Alexeevich had revealed to +him. A week after his arrival, the young Polish count, Willarski, whom +Pierre had known slightly in Petersburg society, came into his room one +evening in the official and ceremonious manner in which Dolokhov's +second had called on him, and, having closed the door behind him and +satisfied himself that there was nobody else in the room, addressed +Pierre. + +"I have come to you with a message and an offer, Count," he said without +sitting down. "A person of very high standing in our Brotherhood has +made application for you to be received into our Order before the usual +term and has proposed to me to be your sponsor. I consider it a sacred +duty to fulfill that person's wishes. Do you wish to enter the +Brotherhood of Freemasons under my sponsorship?" + +The cold, austere tone of this man, whom he had almost always before met +at balls, amiably smiling in the society of the most brilliant women, +surprised Pierre. + +"Yes, I do wish it," said he. + +Willarski bowed his head. + +"One more question, Count," he said, "which I beg you to answer in all +sincerity--not as a future Mason but as an honest man: have you +renounced your former convictions--do you believe in God?" + +Pierre considered. + +"Yes... yes, I believe in God," he said. + +"In that case..." began Willarski, but Pierre interrupted him. + +"Yes, I do believe in God," he repeated. + +"In that case we can go," said Willarski. "My carriage is at your +service." + +Willarski was silent throughout the drive. To Pierre's inquiries as to +what he must do and how he should answer, Willarski only replied that +brothers more worthy than he would test him and that Pierre had only to +tell the truth. + +Having entered the courtyard of a large house where the Lodge had its +headquarters, and having ascended a dark staircase, they entered a small +well-lit anteroom where they took off their cloaks without the aid of a +servant. From there they passed into another room. A man in strange +attire appeared at the door. Willarski, stepping toward him, said +something to him in French in an undertone and then went up to a small +wardrobe in which Pierre noticed garments such as he had never seen +before. Having taken a kerchief from the cupboard, Willarski bound +Pierre's eyes with it and tied it in a knot behind, catching some hairs +painfully in the knot. Then he drew his face down, kissed him, and +taking him by the hand led him forward. The hairs tied in the knot hurt +Pierre and there were lines of pain on his face and a shamefaced smile. +His huge figure, with arms hanging down and with a puckered, though +smiling face, moved after Willarski with uncertain, timid steps. + +Having led him about ten paces, Willarski stopped. + +"Whatever happens to you," he said, "you must bear it all manfully if +you have firmly resolved to join our Brotherhood." (Pierre nodded +affirmatively.) "When you hear a knock at the door, you will uncover +your eyes," added Willarski. "I wish you courage and success," and, +pressing Pierre's hand, he went out. + +Left alone, Pierre went on smiling in the same way. Once or twice he +shrugged his shoulders and raised his hand to the kerchief, as if +wishing to take it off, but let it drop again. The five minutes spent +with his eyes bandaged seemed to him an hour. His arms felt numb, his +legs almost gave way, it seemed to him that he was tired out. He +experienced a variety of most complex sensations. He felt afraid of what +would happen to him and still more afraid of showing his fear. He felt +curious to know what was going to happen and what would be revealed to +him; but most of all, he felt joyful that the moment had come when he +would at last start on that path of regeneration and on the actively +virtuous life of which he had been dreaming since he met Joseph +Alexeevich. Loud knocks were heard at the door. Pierre took the bandage +off his eyes and glanced around him. The room was in black darkness, +only a small lamp was burning inside something white. Pierre went nearer +and saw that the lamp stood on a black table on which lay an open book. +The book was the Gospel, and the white thing with the lamp inside was a +human skull with its cavities and teeth. After reading the first words +of the Gospel: "In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with +God," Pierre went round the table and saw a large open box filled with +something. It was a coffin with bones inside. He was not at all +surprised by what he saw. Hoping to enter on an entirely new life quite +unlike the old one, he expected everything to be unusual, even more +unusual than what he was seeing. A skull, a coffin, the Gospel--it +seemed to him that he had expected all this and even more. Trying to +stimulate his emotions he looked around. "God, death, love, the +brotherhood of man," he kept saying to himself, associating these words +with vague yet joyful ideas. The door opened and someone came in. + +By the dim light, to which Pierre had already become accustomed, he saw +a rather a short man. Having evidently come from the light into the +darkness, the man paused, then moved with cautious steps toward the +table and placed on it his small leather-gloved hands. + +This short man had on a white leather apron which covered his chest and +part of his legs; he had on a kind of necklace above which rose a high +white ruffle, outlining his rather long face which was lit up from +below. + +"For what have you come hither?" asked the newcomer, turning in Pierre's +direction at a slight rustle made by the latter. "Why have you, who do +not believe in the truth of the light and who have not seen the light, +come here? What do you seek from us? Wisdom, virtue, enlightenment?" + +At the moment the door opened and the stranger came in, Pierre felt a +sense of awe and veneration such as he had experienced in his boyhood at +confession; he felt himself in the presence of one socially a complete +stranger, yet nearer to him through the brotherhood of man. With bated +breath and beating heart he moved toward the Rhetor (by which name the +brother who prepared a seeker for entrance into the Brotherhood was +known). Drawing nearer, he recognized in the Rhetor a man he knew, +Smolyaninov, and it mortified him to think that the newcomer was an +acquaintance--he wished him simply a brother and a virtuous instructor. +For a long time he could not utter a word, so that the Rhetor had to +repeat his question. + +"Yes... I... I... desire regeneration," Pierre uttered with difficulty. + +"Very well," said Smolyaninov, and went on at once: "Have you any idea +of the means by which our holy Order will help you to reach your aim?" +said he quietly and quickly. + +"I... hope... for guidance... help... in regeneration," said Pierre, +with a trembling voice and some difficulty in utterance due to his +excitement and to being unaccustomed to speak of abstract matters in +Russian. + +"What is your conception of Freemasonry?" + +"I imagine that Freemasonry is the fraternity and equality of men who +have virtuous aims," said Pierre, feeling ashamed of the inadequacy of +his words for the solemnity of the moment, as he spoke. "I imagine..." + +"Good!" said the Rhetor quickly, apparently satisfied with this answer. +"Have you sought for means of attaining your aim in religion?" + +"No, I considered it erroneous and did not follow it," said Pierre, so +softly that the Rhetor did not hear him and asked him what he was +saying. "I have been an atheist," answered Pierre. + +"You are seeking for truth in order to follow its laws in your life, +therefore you seek wisdom and virtue. Is that not so?" said the Rhetor, +after a moment's pause. + +"Yes, yes," assented Pierre. + +The Rhetor cleared his throat, crossed his gloved hands on his breast, +and began to speak. + +"Now I must disclose to you the chief aim of our Order," he said, "and +if this aim coincides with yours, you may enter our Brotherhood with +profit. The first and chief object of our Order, the foundation on which +it rests and which no human power can destroy, is the preservation and +handing on to posterity of a certain important mystery... which has come +down to us from the remotest ages, even from the first man--a mystery on +which perhaps the fate of mankind depends. But since this mystery is of +such a nature that nobody can know or use it unless he be prepared by +long and diligent self-purification, not everyone can hope to attain it +quickly. Hence we have a secondary aim, that of preparing our members as +much as possible to reform their hearts, to purify and enlighten their +minds, by means handed on to us by tradition from those who have striven +to attain this mystery, and thereby to render them capable of receiving +it. + +"By purifying and regenerating our members we try, thirdly, to improve +the whole human race, offering it in our members an example of piety and +virtue, and thereby try with all our might to combat the evil which +sways the world. Think this over and I will come to you again." + +"To combat the evil which sways the world..." Pierre repeated, and a +mental image of his future activity in this direction rose in his mind. +He imagined men such as he had himself been a fortnight ago, and he +addressed an edifying exhortation to them. He imagined to himself +vicious and unfortunate people whom he would assist by word and deed, +imagined oppressors whose victims he would rescue. Of the three objects +mentioned by the Rhetor, this last, that of improving mankind, +especially appealed to Pierre. The important mystery mentioned by the +Rhetor, though it aroused his curiosity, did not seem to him essential, +and the second aim, that of purifying and regenerating himself, did not +much interest him because at that moment he felt with delight that he +was already perfectly cured of his former faults and was ready for all +that was good. + +Half an hour later, the Rhetor returned to inform the seeker of the +seven virtues, corresponding to the seven steps of Solomon's temple, +which every Freemason should cultivate in himself. These virtues were: +1. Discretion, the keeping of the secrets of the Order. 2. Obedience to +those of higher ranks in the Order. 3. Morality. 4. Love of mankind. 5. +Courage. 6. Generosity. 7. The love of death. + +"In the seventh place, try, by the frequent thought of death," the +Rhetor said, "to bring yourself to regard it not as a dreaded foe, but +as a friend that frees the soul grown weary in the labors of virtue from +this distressful life, and leads it to its place of recompense and +peace." + +"Yes, that must be so," thought Pierre, when after these words the +Rhetor went away, leaving him to solitary meditation. "It must be so, +but I am still so weak that I love my life, the meaning of which is only +now gradually opening before me." But five of the other virtues which +Pierre recalled, counting them on his fingers, he felt already in his +soul: courage, generosity, morality, love of mankind, and especially +obedience--which did not even seem to him a virtue, but a joy. (He now +felt so glad to be free from his own lawlessness and to submit his will +to those who knew the indubitable truth.) He forgot what the seventh +virtue was and could not recall it. + +The third time the Rhetor came back more quickly and asked Pierre +whether he was still firm in his intention and determined to submit to +all that would be required of him. + +"I am ready for everything," said Pierre. + +"I must also inform you," said the Rhetor, "that our Order delivers its +teaching not in words only but also by other means, which may perhaps +have a stronger effect on the sincere seeker after wisdom and virtue +than mere words. This chamber with what you see therein should already +have suggested to your heart, if it is sincere, more than words could +do. You will perhaps also see in your further initiation a like method +of enlightenment. Our Order imitates the ancient societies that +explained their teaching by hieroglyphics. A hieroglyph," said the +Rhetor, "is an emblem of something not cognizable by the senses but +which possesses qualities resembling those of the symbol." + +Pierre knew very well what a hieroglyph was, but dared not speak. He +listened to the Rhetor in silence, feeling from all he said that his +ordeal was about to begin. + +"If you are resolved, I must begin your initiation," said the Rhetor +coming closer to Pierre. "In token of generosity I ask you to give me +all your valuables." + +"But I have nothing here," replied Pierre, supposing that he was asked +to give up all he possessed. + +"What you have with you: watch, money, rings...." + +Pierre quickly took out his purse and watch, but could not manage for +some time to get the wedding ring off his fat finger. When that had been +done, the Rhetor said: + +"In token of obedience, I ask you to undress." + +Pierre took off his coat, waistcoat, and left boot according to the +Rhetor's instructions. The Mason drew the shirt back from Pierre's left +breast, and stooping down pulled up the left leg of his trousers to +above the knee. Pierre hurriedly began taking off his right boot also +and was going to tuck up the other trouser leg to save this stranger the +trouble, but the Mason told him that was not necessary and gave him a +slipper for his left foot. With a childlike smile of embarrassment, +doubt, and self-derision, which appeared on his face against his will, +Pierre stood with his arms hanging down and legs apart, before his +brother Rhetor, and awaited his further commands. + +"And now, in token of candor, I ask you to reveal to me your chief +passion," said the latter. + +"My passion! I have had so many," replied Pierre. + +"That passion which more than all others caused you to waver on the path +of virtue," said the Mason. + +Pierre paused, seeking a reply. + +"Wine? Gluttony? Idleness? Laziness? Irritability? Anger? Women?" He +went over his vices in his mind, not knowing to which of them to give +the pre-eminence. + +"Women," he said in a low, scarcely audible voice. + +The Mason did not move and for a long time said nothing after this +answer. At last he moved up to Pierre and, taking the kerchief that lay +on the table, again bound his eyes. + +"For the last time I say to you--turn all your attention upon yourself, +put a bridle on your senses, and seek blessedness, not in passion but in +your own heart. The source of blessedness is not without us but +within...." + +Pierre had already long been feeling in himself that refreshing source +of blessedness which now flooded his heart with glad emotion. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Soon after this there came into the dark chamber to fetch Pierre, not +the Rhetor but Pierre's sponsor, Willarski, whom he recognized by his +voice. To fresh questions as to the firmness of his resolution Pierre +replied: "Yes, yes, I agree," and with a beaming, childlike smile, his +fat chest uncovered, stepping unevenly and timidly in one slippered and +one booted foot, he advanced, while Willarski held a sword to his bare +chest. He was conducted from that room along passages that turned +backwards and forwards and was at last brought to the doors of the +Lodge. Willarski coughed, he was answered by the masonic knock with +mallets, the doors opened before them. A bass voice (Pierre was still +blindfolded) questioned him as to who he was, when and where he was +born, and so on. Then he was again led somewhere still blindfolded, and +as they went along he was told allegories of the toils of his +pilgrimage, of holy friendship, of the Eternal Architect of the +universe, and of the courage with which he should endure toils and +dangers. During these wanderings, Pierre noticed that he was spoken of +now as the "Seeker," now as the "Sufferer," and now as the "Postulant," +to the accompaniment of various knockings with mallets and swords. As he +was being led up to some object he noticed a hesitation and uncertainty +among his conductors. He heard those around him disputing in whispers +and one of them insisting that he should be led along a certain carpet. +After that they took his right hand, placed it on something, and told +him to hold a pair of compasses to his left breast with the other hand +and to repeat after someone who read aloud an oath of fidelity to the +laws of the Order. The candles were then extinguished and some spirit +lighted, as Pierre knew by the smell, and he was told that he would now +see the lesser light. The bandage was taken off his eyes and, by the +faint light of the burning spirit, Pierre, as in a dream, saw several +men standing before him, wearing aprons like the Rhetor's and holding +swords in their hands pointed at his breast. Among them stood a man +whose white shirt was stained with blood. On seeing this, Pierre moved +forward with his breast toward the swords, meaning them to pierce it. +But the swords were drawn back from him and he was at once blindfolded +again. + +"Now thou hast seen the lesser light," uttered a voice. Then the candles +were relit and he was told that he would see the full light; the bandage +was again removed and more than ten voices said together: "Sic transit +gloria mundi." + +Pierre gradually began to recover himself and looked about at the room +and at the people in it. Round a long table covered with black sat some +twelve men in garments like those he had already seen. Some of them +Pierre had met in Petersburg society. In the President's chair sat a +young man he did not know, with a peculiar cross hanging from his neck. +On his right sat the Italian abbe whom Pierre had met at Anna Pavlovna's +two years before. There were also present a very distinguished dignitary +and a Swiss who had formerly been tutor at the Kuragins'. All maintained +a solemn silence, listening to the words of the President, who held a +mallet in his hand. Let into the wall was a star-shaped light. At one +side of the table was a small carpet with various figures worked upon +it, at the other was something resembling an altar on which lay a +Testament and a skull. Round it stood seven large candlesticks like +those used in churches. Two of the brothers led Pierre up to the altar, +placed his feet at right angles, and bade him lie down, saying that he +must prostrate himself at the Gates of the Temple. + +"He must first receive the trowel," whispered one of the brothers. + +"Oh, hush, please!" said another. + +Pierre, perplexed, looked round with his shortsighted eyes without +obeying, and suddenly doubts arose in his mind. "Where am I? What am I +doing? Aren't they laughing at me? Shan't I be ashamed to remember +this?" But these doubts only lasted a moment. Pierre glanced at the +serious faces of those around, remembered all he had already gone +through, and realized that he could not stop halfway. He was aghast at +his hesitation and, trying to arouse his former devotional feeling, +prostrated himself before the Gates of the Temple. And really, the +feeling of devotion returned to him even more strongly than before. When +he had lain there some time, he was told to get up, and a white leather +apron, such as the others wore, was put on him: he was given a trowel +and three pairs of gloves, and then the Grand Master addressed him. He +told him that he should try to do nothing to stain the whiteness of that +apron, which symbolized strength and purity; then of the unexplained +trowel, he told him to toil with it to cleanse his own heart from vice, +and indulgently to smooth with it the heart of his neighbor. As to the +first pair of gloves, a man's, he said that Pierre could not know their +meaning but must keep them. The second pair of man's gloves he was to +wear at the meetings, and finally of the third, a pair of women's +gloves, he said: "Dear brother, these woman's gloves are intended for +you too. Give them to the woman whom you shall honor most of all. This +gift will be a pledge of your purity of heart to her whom you select to +be your worthy helpmeet in Masonry." And after a pause, he added: "But +beware, dear brother, that these gloves do not deck hands that are +unclean." While the Grand Master said these last words it seemed to +Pierre that he grew embarrassed. Pierre himself grew still more +confused, blushed like a child till tears came to his eyes, began +looking about him uneasily, and an awkward pause followed. + +This silence was broken by one of the brethren, who led Pierre up to the +rug and began reading to him from a manuscript book an explanation of +all the figures on it: the sun, the moon, a hammer, a plumb line, a +trowel, a rough stone and a squared stone, a pillar, three windows, and +so on. Then a place was assigned to Pierre, he was shown the signs of +the Lodge, told the password, and at last was permitted to sit down. The +Grand Master began reading the statutes. They were very long, and +Pierre, from joy, agitation, and embarrassment, was not in a state to +understand what was being read. He managed to follow only the last words +of the statutes and these remained in his mind. + +"In our temples we recognize no other distinctions," read the Grand +Master, "but those between virtue and vice. Beware of making any +distinctions which may infringe equality. Fly to a brother's aid whoever +he may be, exhort him who goeth astray, raise him that falleth, never +bear malice or enmity toward thy brother. Be kindly and courteous. +Kindle in all hearts the flame of virtue. Share thy happiness with thy +neighbor, and may envy never dim the purity of that bliss. Forgive thy +enemy, do not avenge thyself except by doing him good. Thus fulfilling +the highest law thou shalt regain traces of the ancient dignity which +thou hast lost." + +He finished and, getting up, embraced and kissed Pierre, who, with tears +of joy in his eyes, looked round him, not knowing how to answer the +congratulations and greetings from acquaintances that met him on all +sides. He acknowledged no acquaintances but saw in all these men only +brothers, and burned with impatience to set to work with them. + +The Grand Master rapped with his mallet. All the Masons sat down in +their places, and one of them read an exhortation on the necessity of +humility. + +The Grand Master proposed that the last duty should be performed, and +the distinguished dignitary who bore the title of "Collector of Alms" +went round to all the brothers. Pierre would have liked to subscribe all +he had, but fearing that it might look like pride subscribed the same +amount as the others. + +The meeting was at an end, and on reaching home Pierre felt as if he had +returned from a long journey on which he had spent dozens of years, had +become completely changed, and had quite left behind his former habits +and way of life. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +The day after he had been received into the Lodge, Pierre was sitting at +home reading a book and trying to fathom the significance of the Square, +one side of which symbolized God, another moral things, a third physical +things, and the fourth a combination of these. Now and then his +attention wandered from the book and the Square and he formed in +imagination a new plan of life. On the previous evening at the Lodge, he +had heard that a rumor of his duel had reached the Emperor and that it +would be wiser for him to leave Petersburg. Pierre proposed going to his +estates in the south and there attending to the welfare of his serfs. He +was joyfully planning this new life, when Prince Vasili suddenly entered +the room. + +"My dear fellow, what have you been up to in Moscow? Why have you +quarreled with Helene, mon cher? You are under a delusion," said Prince +Vasili, as he entered. "I know all about it, and I can tell you +positively that Helene is as innocent before you as Christ was before +the Jews." + +Pierre was about to reply, but Prince Vasili interrupted him. + +"And why didn't you simply come straight to me as to a friend? I know +all about it and understand it all," he said. "You behaved as becomes a +man who values his honor, perhaps too hastily, but we won't go into +that. But consider the position in which you are placing her and me in +the eyes of society, and even of the court," he added, lowering his +voice. "She is living in Moscow and you are here. Remember, dear boy," +and he drew Pierre's arm downwards, "it is simply a misunderstanding. I +expect you feel it so yourself. Let us write her a letter at once, and +she'll come here and all will be explained, or else, my dear boy, let me +tell you it's quite likely you'll have to suffer for it." + +Prince Vasili gave Pierre a significant look. + +"I know from reliable sources that the Dowager Empress is taking a keen +interest in the whole affair. You know she is very gracious to Helene." + +Pierre tried several times to speak, but, on one hand, Prince Vasili did +not let him and, on the other, Pierre himself feared to begin to speak +in the tone of decided refusal and disagreement in which he had firmly +resolved to answer his father-in-law. Moreover, the words of the masonic +statutes, "be kindly and courteous," recurred to him. He blinked, went +red, got up and sat down again, struggling with himself to do what was +for him the most difficult thing in life--to say an unpleasant thing to +a man's face, to say what the other, whoever he might be, did not +expect. He was so used to submitting to Prince Vasili's tone of careless +self-assurance that he felt he would be unable to withstand it now, but +he also felt that on what he said now his future depended--whether he +would follow the same old road, or that new path so attractively shown +him by the Masons, on which he firmly believed he would be reborn to a +new life. + +"Now, dear boy," said Prince Vasili playfully, "say 'yes,' and I'll +write to her myself, and we will kill the fatted calf." + +But before Prince Vasili had finished his playful speech, Pierre, +without looking at him, and with a kind of fury that made him like his +father, muttered in a whisper: + +"Prince, I did not ask you here. Go, please go!" And he jumped up and +opened the door for him. + +"Go!" he repeated, amazed at himself and glad to see the look of +confusion and fear that showed itself on Prince Vasili's face. + +"What's the matter with you? Are you ill?" + +"Go!" the quivering voice repeated. And Prince Vasili had to go without +receiving any explanation. + +A week later, Pierre, having taken leave of his new friends, the Masons, +and leaving large sums of money with them for alms, went away to his +estates. His new brethren gave him letters to the Kiev and Odessa Masons +and promised to write to him and guide him in his new activity. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +The duel between Pierre and Dolokhov was hushed up and, in spite of the +Emperor's severity regarding duels at that time, neither the principals +nor their seconds suffered for it. But the story of the duel, confirmed +by Pierre's rupture with his wife, was the talk of society. Pierre who +had been regarded with patronizing condescension when he was an +illegitimate son, and petted and extolled when he was the best match in +Russia, had sunk greatly in the esteem of society after his marriage-- +when the marriageable daughters and their mothers had nothing to hope +from him--especially as he did not know how, and did not wish, to court +society's favor. Now he alone was blamed for what had happened, he was +said to be insanely jealous and subject like his father to fits of +bloodthirsty rage. And when after Pierre's departure Helene returned to +Petersburg, she was received by all her acquaintances not only +cordially, but even with a shade of deference due to her misfortune. +When conversation turned on her husband Helene assumed a dignified +expression, which with characteristic tact she had acquired though she +did not understand its significance. This expression suggested that she +had resolved to endure her troubles uncomplainingly and that her husband +was a cross laid upon her by God. Prince Vasili expressed his opinion +more openly. He shrugged his shoulders when Pierre was mentioned and, +pointing to his forehead, remarked: + +"A bit touched--I always said so." + +"I said from the first," declared Anna Pavlovna referring to Pierre, "I +said at the time and before anyone else" (she insisted on her priority) +"that that senseless young man was spoiled by the depraved ideas of +these days. I said so even at the time when everybody was in raptures +about him, when he had just returned from abroad, and when, if you +remember, he posed as a sort of Marat at one of my soirees. And how has +it ended? I was against this marriage even then and foretold all that +has happened." + +Anna Pavlovna continued to give on free evenings the same kind of +soirees as before--such as she alone had the gift of arranging--at which +was to be found "the cream of really good society, the bloom of the +intellectual essence of Petersburg," as she herself put it. Besides this +refined selection of society Anna Pavlovna's receptions were also +distinguished by the fact that she always presented some new and +interesting person to the visitors and that nowhere else was the state +of the political thermometer of legitimate Petersburg court society so +dearly and distinctly indicated. + +Toward the end of 1806, when all the sad details of Napoleon's +destruction of the Prussian army at Jena and Auerstadt and the surrender +of most of the Prussian fortresses had been received, when our troops +had already entered Prussia and our second war with Napoleon was +beginning, Anna Pavlovna gave one of her soirees. The "cream of really +good society" consisted of the fascinating Helene, forsaken by her +husband, Mortemart, the delightful Prince Hippolyte who had just +returned from Vienna, two diplomatists, the old aunt, a young man +referred to in that drawing room as "a man of great merit" (un homme de +beaucoup de merite), a newly appointed maid of honor and her mother, and +several other less noteworthy persons. + +The novelty Anna Pavlovna was setting before her guests that evening was +Boris Drubetskoy, who had just arrived as a special messenger from the +Prussian army and was aide-de-camp to a very important personage. + +The temperature shown by the political thermometer to the company that +evening was this: + +"Whatever the European sovereigns and commanders may do to countenance +Bonaparte, and to cause me, and us in general, annoyance and +mortification, our opinion of Bonaparte cannot alter. We shall not cease +to express our sincere views on that subject, and can only say to the +King of Prussia and others: 'So much the worse for you. Tu l'as voulu, +George Dandin,' that's all we have to say about it!" + +When Boris, who was to be served up to the guests, entered the drawing +room, almost all the company had assembled, and the conversation, guided +by Anna Pavlovna, was about our diplomatic relations with Austria and +the hope of an alliance with her. + +Boris, grown more manly and looking fresh, rosy and self-possessed, +entered the drawing room elegantly dressed in the uniform of an aide-de- +camp and was duly conducted to pay his respects to the aunt and then +brought back to the general circle. + +Anna Pavlovna gave him her shriveled hand to kiss and introduced him to +several persons whom he did not know, giving him a whispered description +of each. + +"Prince Hippolyte Kuragin, M. Krug, the charge d'affaires from +Copenhagen--a profound intellect," and simply, "Mr. Shitov--a man of +great merit"--this of the man usually so described. + +Thanks to Anna Mikhaylovna's efforts, his own tastes, and the +peculiarities of his reserved nature, Boris had managed during his +service to place himself very advantageously. He was aide-de-camp to a +very important personage, had been sent on a very important mission to +Prussia, and had just returned from there as a special messenger. He had +become thoroughly conversant with that unwritten code with which he had +been so pleased at Olmutz and according to which an ensign might rank +incomparably higher than a general, and according to which what was +needed for success in the service was not effort or work, or courage, or +perseverance, but only the knowledge of how to get on with those who can +grant rewards, and he was himself often surprised at the rapidity of his +success and at the inability of others to understand these things. In +consequence of this discovery his whole manner of life, all his +relations with old friends, all his plans for his future, were +completely altered. He was not rich, but would spend his last groat to +be better dressed than others, and would rather deprive himself of many +pleasures than allow himself to be seen in a shabby equipage or appear +in the streets of Petersburg in an old uniform. He made friends with and +sought the acquaintance of only those above him in position and who +could therefore be of use to him. He liked Petersburg and despised +Moscow. The remembrance of the Rostovs' house and of his childish love +for Natasha was unpleasant to him and he had not once been to see the +Rostovs since the day of his departure for the army. To be in Anna +Pavlovna's drawing room he considered an important step up in the +service, and he at once understood his role, letting his hostess make +use of whatever interest he had to offer. He himself carefully scanned +each face, appraising the possibilities of establishing intimacy with +each of those present, and the advantages that might accrue. He took the +seat indicated to him beside the fair Helene and listened to the general +conversation. + +"Vienna considers the bases of the proposed treaty so unattainable that +not even a continuity of most brilliant successes would secure them, and +she doubts the means we have of gaining them. That is the actual phrase +used by the Vienna cabinet," said the Danish charge d'affaires. + +"The doubt is flattering," said "the man of profound intellect," with a +subtle smile. + +"We must distinguish between the Vienna cabinet and the Emperor of +Austria," said Mortemart. "The Emperor of Austria can never have thought +of such a thing, it is only the cabinet that says it." + +"Ah, my dear vicomte," put in Anna Pavlovna, "L'Urope" (for some reason +she called it Urope as if that were a specially refined French +pronunciation which she could allow herself when conversing with a +Frenchman), "L'Urope ne sera jamais notre alliee sincere." * + + +* "Europe will never be our sincere ally." + +After that Anna Pavlovna led up to the courage and firmness of the King +of Prussia, in order to draw Boris into the conversation. + +Boris listened attentively to each of the speakers, awaiting his turn, +but managed meanwhile to look round repeatedly at his neighbor, the +beautiful Helene, whose eyes several times met those of the handsome +young aide-de-camp with a smile. + +Speaking of the position of Prussia, Anna Pavlovna very naturally asked +Boris to tell them about his journey to Glogau and in what state he +found the Prussian army. Boris, speaking with deliberation, told them in +pure, correct French many interesting details about the armies and the +court, carefully abstaining from expressing an opinion of his own about +the facts he was recounting. For some time he engrossed the general +attention, and Anna Pavlovna felt that the novelty she had served up was +received with pleasure by all her visitors. The greatest attention of +all to Boris' narrative was shown by Helene. She asked him several +questions about his journey and seemed greatly interested in the state +of the Prussian army. As soon as he had finished she turned to him with +her usual smile. + +"You absolutely must come and see me," she said in a tone that implied +that, for certain considerations he could not know of, this was +absolutely necessary. + +"On Tuesday between eight and nine. It will give me great pleasure." + +Boris promised to fulfill her wish and was about to begin a conversation +with her, when Anna Pavlovna called him away on the pretext that her +aunt wished to hear him. + +"You know her husband, of course?" said Anna Pavlovna, closing her eyes +and indicating Helene with a sorrowful gesture. "Ah, she is such an +unfortunate and charming woman! Don't mention him before her--please +don't! It is too painful for her!" + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +When Boris and Anna Pavlovna returned to the others Prince Hippolyte had +the ear of the company. + +Bending forward in his armchair he said: "Le Roi de Prusse!" and having +said this laughed. Everyone turned toward him. + +"Le Roi de Prusse?" Hippolyte said interrogatively, again laughing, and +then calmly and seriously sat back in his chair. Anna Pavlovna waited +for him to go on, but as he seemed quite decided to say no more she +began to tell of how at Potsdam the impious Bonaparte had stolen the +sword of Frederick the Great. + +"It is the sword of Frederick the Great which I..." she began, but +Hippolyte interrupted her with the words: "Le Roi de Prusse..." and +again, as soon as all turned toward him, excused himself and said no +more. + +Anna Pavlovna frowned. Mortemart, Hippolyte's friend, addressed him +firmly. + +"Come now, what about your Roi de Prusse?" + +Hippolyte laughed as if ashamed of laughing. + +"Oh, it's nothing. I only wished to say..." (he wanted to repeat a joke +he had heard in Vienna and which he had been trying all that evening to +get in) "I only wished to say that we are wrong to fight pour le Roi de +Prusse!" + +Boris smiled circumspectly, so that it might be taken as ironical or +appreciative according to the way the joke was received. Everybody +laughed. + +"Your joke is too bad, it's witty but unjust," said Anna Pavlovna, +shaking her little shriveled finger at him. + +"We are not fighting pour le Roi de Prusse, but for right principles. +Oh, that wicked Prince Hippolyte!" she said. + +The conversation did not flag all evening and turned chiefly on the +political news. It became particularly animated toward the end of the +evening when the rewards bestowed by the Emperor were mentioned. + +"You know N-- N-- received a snuffbox with the portrait last year?" said +"the man of profound intellect." "Why shouldn't S-- S-- get the same +distinction?" + +"Pardon me! A snuffbox with the Emperor's portrait is a reward but not a +distinction," said the diplomatist--"a gift, rather." + +"There are precedents, I may mention Schwarzenberg." + +"It's impossible," replied another. + +"Will you bet? The ribbon of the order is a different matter...." + +When everybody rose to go, Helene who had spoken very little all the +evening again turned to Boris, asking him in a tone of caressing +significant command to come to her on Tuesday. + +"It is of great importance to me," she said, turning with a smile toward +Anna Pavlovna, and Anna Pavlovna, with the same sad smile with which she +spoke of her exalted patroness, supported Helene's wish. + +It seemed as if from some words Boris had spoken that evening about the +Prussian army, Helene had suddenly found it necessary to see him. She +seemed to promise to explain that necessity to him when he came on +Tuesday. + +But on Tuesday evening, having come to Helene's splendid salon, Boris +received no clear explanation of why it had been necessary for him to +come. There were other guests and the countess talked little to him, and +only as he kissed her hand on taking leave said unexpectedly and in a +whisper, with a strangely unsmiling face: "Come to dinner tomorrow... in +the evening. You must come.... Come!" + +During that stay in Petersburg, Boris became an intimate in the +countess' house. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +The war was flaming up and nearing the Russian frontier. Everywhere one +heard curses on Bonaparte, "the enemy of mankind." Militiamen and +recruits were being enrolled in the villages, and from the seat of war +came contradictory news, false as usual and therefore variously +interpreted. The life of old Prince Bolkonski, Prince Andrew, and +Princess Mary had greatly changed since 1805. + +In 1806 the old prince was made one of the eight commanders in chief +then appointed to supervise the enrollment decreed throughout Russia. +Despite the weakness of age, which had become particularly noticeable +since the time when he thought his son had been killed, he did not think +it right to refuse a duty to which he had been appointed by the Emperor +himself, and this fresh opportunity for action gave him new energy and +strength. He was continually traveling through the three provinces +entrusted to him, was pedantic in the fulfillment of his duties, severe +to cruel with his subordinates, and went into everything down to the +minutest details himself. Princess Mary had ceased taking lessons in +mathematics from her father, and when the old prince was at home went to +his study with the wet nurse and little Prince Nicholas (as his +grandfather called him). The baby Prince Nicholas lived with his wet +nurse and nurse Savishna in the late princess' rooms and Princess Mary +spent most of the day in the nursery, taking a mother's place to her +little nephew as best she could. Mademoiselle Bourienne, too, seemed +passionately fond of the boy, and Princess Mary often deprived herself +to give her friend the pleasure of dandling the little angel--as she +called her nephew--and playing with him. + +Near the altar of the church at Bald Hills there was a chapel over the +tomb of the little princess, and in this chapel was a marble monument +brought from Italy, representing an angel with outspread wings ready to +fly upwards. The angel's upper lip was slightly raised as though about +to smile, and once on coming out of the chapel Prince Andrew and +Princess Mary admitted to one another that the angel's face reminded +them strangely of the little princess. But what was still stranger, +though of this Prince Andrew said nothing to his sister, was that in the +expression the sculptor had happened to give the angel's face, Prince +Andrew read the same mild reproach he had read on the face of his dead +wife: "Ah, why have you done this to me?" + +Soon after Prince Andrew's return the old prince made over to him a +large estate, Bogucharovo, about twenty-five miles from Bald Hills. +Partly because of the depressing memories associated with Bald Hills, +partly because Prince Andrew did not always feel equal to bearing with +his father's peculiarities, and partly because he needed solitude, +Prince Andrew made use of Bogucharovo, began building and spent most of +his time there. + +After the Austerlitz campaign Prince Andrew had firmly resolved not to +continue his military service, and when the war recommenced and +everybody had to serve, he took a post under his father in the +recruitment so as to avoid active service. The old prince and his son +seemed to have changed roles since the campaign of 1805. The old man, +roused by activity, expected the best results from the new campaign, +while Prince Andrew on the contrary, taking no part in the war and +secretly regretting this, saw only the dark side. + +On February 26, 1807, the old prince set off on one of his circuits. +Prince Andrew remained at Bald Hills as usual during his father's +absence. Little Nicholas had been unwell for four days. The coachman who +had driven the old prince to town returned bringing papers and letters +for Prince Andrew. + +Not finding the young prince in his study the valet went with the +letters to Princess Mary's apartments, but did not find him there. He +was told that the prince had gone to the nursery. + +"If you please, your excellency, Petrusha has brought some papers," said +one of the nursemaids to Prince Andrew who was sitting on a child's +little chair while, frowning and with trembling hands, he poured drops +from a medicine bottle into a wineglass half full of water. + +"What is it?" he said crossly, and, his hand shaking unintentionally, he +poured too many drops into the glass. He threw the mixture onto the +floor and asked for some more water. The maid brought it. + +There were in the room a child's cot, two boxes, two armchairs, a table, +a child's table, and the little chair on which Prince Andrew was +sitting. The curtains were drawn, and a single candle was burning on the +table, screened by a bound music book so that the light did not fall on +the cot. + +"My dear," said Princess Mary, addressing her brother from beside the +cot where she was standing, "better wait a bit... later..." + +"Oh, leave off, you always talk nonsense and keep putting things off-- +and this is what comes of it!" said Prince Andrew in an exasperated +whisper, evidently meaning to wound his sister. + +"My dear, really... it's better not to wake him... he's asleep," said +the princess in a tone of entreaty. + +Prince Andrew got up and went on tiptoe up to the little bed, wineglass +in hand. + +"Perhaps we'd really better not wake him," he said hesitating. + +"As you please... really... I think so... but as you please," said +Princess Mary, evidently intimidated and confused that her opinion had +prevailed. She drew her brother's attention to the maid who was calling +him in a whisper. + +It was the second night that neither of them had slept, watching the boy +who was in a high fever. These last days, mistrusting their household +doctor and expecting another for whom they had sent to town, they had +been trying first one remedy and then another. Worn out by sleeplessness +and anxiety they threw their burden of sorrow on one another and +reproached and disputed with each other. + +"Petrusha has come with papers from your father," whispered the maid. + +Prince Andrew went out. + +"Devil take them!" he muttered, and after listening to the verbal +instructions his father had sent and taking the correspondence and his +father's letter, he returned to the nursery. + +"Well?" he asked. + +"Still the same. Wait, for heaven's sake. Karl Ivanich always says that +sleep is more important than anything," whispered Princess Mary with a +sigh. + +Prince Andrew went up to the child and felt him. He was burning hot. + +"Confound you and your Karl Ivanich!" He took the glass with the drops +and again went up to the cot. + +"Andrew, don't!" said Princess Mary. + +But he scowled at her angrily though also with suffering in his eyes, +and stooped glass in hand over the infant. + +"But I wish it," he said. "I beg you--give it him!" + +Princess Mary shrugged her shoulders but took the glass submissively and +calling the nurse began giving the medicine. The child screamed +hoarsely. Prince Andrew winced and, clutching his head, went out and sat +down on a sofa in the next room. + +He still had all the letters in his hand. Opening them mechanically he +began reading. The old prince, now and then using abbreviations, wrote +in his large elongated hand on blue paper as follows: + +Have just this moment received by special messenger very joyful news--if +it's not false. Bennigsen seems to have obtained a complete victory over +Buonaparte at Eylau. In Petersburg everyone is rejoicing, and the +rewards sent to the army are innumerable. Though he is a German--I +congratulate him! I can't make out what the commander at Korchevo--a +certain Khandrikov--is up to; till now the additional men and provisions +have not arrived. Gallop off to him at once and say I'll have his head +off if everything is not here in a week. Have received another letter +about the Preussisch-Eylau battle from Petenka--he took part in it--and +it's all true. When mischief-makers don't meddle even a German beats +Buonaparte. He is said to be fleeing in great disorder. Mind you gallop +off to Korchevo without delay and carry out instructions! + +Prince Andrew sighed and broke the seal of another envelope. It was a +closely written letter of two sheets from Bilibin. He folded it up +without reading it and reread his father's letter, ending with the +words: "Gallop off to Korchevo and carry out instructions!" + +"No, pardon me, I won't go now till the child is better," thought he, +going to the door and looking into the nursery. + +Princess Mary was still standing by the cot, gently rocking the baby. + +"Ah yes, and what else did he say that's unpleasant?" thought Prince +Andrew, recalling his father's letter. "Yes, we have gained a victory +over Bonaparte, just when I'm not serving. Yes, yes, he's always poking +fun at me.... Ah, well! Let him!" And he began reading Bilibin's letter +which was written in French. He read without understanding half of it, +read only to forget, if but for a moment, what he had too long been +thinking of so painfully to the exclusion of all else. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Bilibin was now at army headquarters in a diplomatic capacity, and +though he wrote in French and used French jests and French idioms, he +described the whole campaign with a fearless self-censure and self- +derision genuinely Russian. Bilibin wrote that the obligation of +diplomatic discretion tormented him, and he was happy to have in Prince +Andrew a reliable correspondent to whom he could pour out the bile he +had accumulated at the sight of all that was being done in the army. The +letter was old, having been written before the battle at Preussisch- +Eylau. + +"Since the day of our brilliant success at Austerlitz," wrote Bilibin, +"as you know, my dear prince, I never leave headquarters. I have +certainly acquired a taste for war, and it is just as well for me; what +I have seen during these last three months is incredible. + +"I begin ab ovo. 'The enemy of the human race,' as you know, attacks the +Prussians. The Prussians are our faithful allies who have only betrayed +us three times in three years. We take up their cause, but it turns out +that 'the enemy of the human race' pays no heed to our fine speeches and +in his rude and savage way throws himself on the Prussians without +giving them time to finish the parade they had begun, and in two twists +of the hand he breaks them to smithereens and installs himself in the +palace at Potsdam. + +"'I most ardently desire,' writes the King of Prussia to Bonaparte, +'that Your Majesty should be received and treated in my palace in a +manner agreeable to yourself, and in so far as circumstances allowed, I +have hastened to take all steps to that end. May I have succeeded!' The +Prussian generals pride themselves on being polite to the French and lay +down their arms at the first demand. + +"The head of the garrison at Glogau, with ten thousand men, asks the +King of Prussia what he is to do if he is summoned to surrender.... All +this is absolutely true. + +"In short, hoping to settle matters by taking up a warlike attitude, it +turns out that we have landed ourselves in war, and what is more, in war +on our own frontiers, with and for the King of Prussia. We have +everything in perfect order, only one little thing is lacking, namely, a +commander in chief. As it was considered that the Austerlitz success +might have been more decisive had the commander-in-chief not been so +young, all our octogenarians were reviewed, and of Prozorovski and +Kamenski the latter was preferred. The general comes to us, Suvorov- +like, in a kibitka, and is received with acclamations of joy and +triumph. + +"On the 4th, the first courier arrives from Petersburg. The mails are +taken to the field marshal's room, for he likes to do everything +himself. I am called in to help sort the letters and take those meant +for us. The field marshal looks on and waits for letters addressed to +him. We search, but none are to be found. The field marshal grows +impatient and sets to work himself and finds letters from the Emperor to +Count T., Prince V., and others. Then he bursts into one of his wild +furies and rages at everyone and everything, seizes the letters, opens +them, and reads those from the Emperor addressed to others. 'Ah! So +that's the way they treat me! No confidence in me! Ah, ordered to keep +an eye on me! Very well then! Get along with you!' So he writes the +famous order of the day to General Bennigsen: + +'I am wounded and cannot ride and consequently cannot command the army. +You have brought your army corps to Pultusk, routed: here it is exposed, +and without fuel or forage, so something must be done, and, as you +yourself reported to Count Buxhowden yesterday, you must think of +retreating to our frontier--which do today.' + +"'From all my riding,' he writes to the Emperor, 'I have got a saddle +sore which, coming after all my previous journeys, quite prevents my +riding and commanding so vast an army, so I have passed on the command +to the general next in seniority, Count Buxhowden, having sent him my +whole staff and all that belongs to it, advising him if there is a lack +of bread, to move farther into the interior of Prussia, for only one +day's ration of bread remains, and in some regiments none at all, as +reported by the division commanders, Ostermann and Sedmoretzki, and all +that the peasants had has been eaten up. I myself will remain in +hospital at Ostrolenka till I recover. In regard to which I humbly +submit my report, with the information that if the army remains in its +present bivouac another fortnight there will not be a healthy man left +in it by spring. + +"'Grant leave to retire to his country seat to an old man who is already +in any case dishonored by being unable to fulfill the great and glorious +task for which he was chosen. I shall await your most gracious +permission here in hospital, that I may not have to play the part of a +secretary rather than commander in the army. My removal from the army +does not produce the slightest stir--a blind man has left it. There are +thousands such as I in Russia.' + +"The field marshal is angry with the Emperor and he punishes us all, +isn't it logical? + +"This is the first act. Those that follow are naturally increasingly +interesting and entertaining. After the field marshal's departure it +appears that we are within sight of the enemy and must give battle. +Buxhowden is commander-in-chief by seniority, but General Bennigsen does +not quite see it; more particularly as it is he and his corps who are +within sight of the enemy and he wishes to profit by the opportunity to +fight a battle 'on his own hand' as the Germans say. He does so. This is +the battle of Pultusk, which is considered a great victory but in my +opinion was nothing of the kind. We civilians, as you know, have a very +bad way of deciding whether a battle was won or lost. Those who retreat +after a battle have lost it is what we say; and according to that it is +we who lost the battle of Pultusk. In short, we retreat after the battle +but send a courier to Petersburg with news of a victory, and General +Bennigsen, hoping to receive from Petersburg the post of commander in +chief as a reward for his victory, does not give up the command of the +army to General Buxhowden. During this interregnum we begin a very +original and interesting series of maneuvers. Our aim is no longer, as +it should be, to avoid or attack the enemy, but solely to avoid General +Buxhowden who by right of seniority should be our chief. So +energetically do we pursue this aim that after crossing an unfordable +river we burn the bridges to separate ourselves from our enemy, who at +the moment is not Bonaparte but Buxhowden. General Buxhowden was all but +attacked and captured by a superior enemy force as a result of one of +these maneuvers that enabled us to escape him. Buxhowden pursues us--we +scuttle. He hardly crosses the river to our side before we recross to +the other. At last our enemy, Buxhowden, catches us and attacks. Both +generals are angry, and the result is a challenge on Buxhowden's part +and an epileptic fit on Bennigsen's. But at the critical moment the +courier who carried the news of our victory at Pultusk to Petersburg +returns bringing our appointment as commander-in-chief, and our first +foe, Buxhowden, is vanquished; we can now turn our thoughts to the +second, Bonaparte. But as it turns out, just at that moment a third +enemy rises before us--namely the Orthodox Russian soldiers, loudly +demanding bread, meat, biscuits, fodder, and whatnot! The stores are +empty, the roads impassable. The Orthodox begin looting, and in a way of +which our last campaign can give you no idea. Half the regiments form +bands and scour the countryside and put everything to fire and sword. +The inhabitants are totally ruined, the hospitals overflow with sick, +and famine is everywhere. Twice the marauders even attack our +headquarters, and the commander-in-chief has to ask for a battalion to +disperse them. During one of these attacks they carried off my empty +portmanteau and my dressing gown. The Emperor proposes to give all +commanders of divisions the right to shoot marauders, but I much fear +this will oblige one half the army to shoot the other." + +At first Prince Andrew read with his eyes only, but after a while, in +spite of himself (although he knew how far it was safe to trust +Bilibin), what he had read began to interest him more and more. When he +had read thus far, he crumpled the letter up and threw it away. It was +not what he had read that vexed him, but the fact that the life out +there in which he had now no part could perturb him. He shut his eyes, +rubbed his forehead as if to rid himself of all interest in what he had +read, and listened to what was passing in the nursery. Suddenly he +thought he heard a strange noise through the door. He was seized with +alarm lest something should have happened to the child while he was +reading the letter. He went on tiptoe to the nursery door and opened it. + +Just as he went in he saw that the nurse was hiding something from him +with a scared look and that Princess Mary was no longer by the cot. + +"My dear," he heard what seemed to him her despairing whisper behind +him. + +As often happens after long sleeplessness and long anxiety, he was +seized by an unreasoning panic--it occurred to him that the child was +dead. All that he saw and heard seemed to confirm this terror. + +"All is over," he thought, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead. +He went to the cot in confusion, sure that he would find it empty and +that the nurse had been hiding the dead baby. He drew the curtain aside +and for some time his frightened, restless eyes could not find the baby. +At last he saw him: the rosy boy had tossed about till he lay across the +bed with his head lower than the pillow, and was smacking his lips in +his sleep and breathing evenly. + +Prince Andrew was as glad to find the boy like that, as if he had +already lost him. He bent over him and, as his sister had taught him, +tried with his lips whether the child was still feverish. The soft +forehead was moist. Prince Andrew touched the head with his hand; even +the hair was wet, so profusely had the child perspired. He was not dead, +but evidently the crisis was over and he was convalescent. Prince Andrew +longed to snatch up, to squeeze, to hold to his heart, this helpless +little creature, but dared not do so. He stood over him, gazing at his +head and at the little arms and legs which showed under the blanket. He +heard a rustle behind him and a shadow appeared under the curtain of the +cot. He did not look round, but still gazing at the infant's face +listened to his regular breathing. The dark shadow was Princess Mary, +who had come up to the cot with noiseless steps, lifted the curtain, and +dropped it again behind her. Prince Andrew recognized her without +looking and held out his hand to her. She pressed it. + +"He has perspired," said Prince Andrew. + +"I was coming to tell you so." + +The child moved slightly in his sleep, smiled, and rubbed his forehead +against the pillow. + +Prince Andrew looked at his sister. In the dim shadow of the curtain her +luminous eyes shone more brightly than usual from the tears of joy that +were in them. She leaned over to her brother and kissed him, slightly +catching the curtain of the cot. Each made the other a warning gesture +and stood still in the dim light beneath the curtain as if not wishing +to leave that seclusion where they three were shut off from all the +world. Prince Andrew was the first to move away, ruffling his hair +against the muslin of the curtain. + +"Yes, this is the one thing left me now," he said with a sigh. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Soon after his admission to the masonic Brotherhood, Pierre went to the +Kiev province, where he had the greatest number of serfs, taking with +him full directions which he had written down for his own guidance as to +what he should do on his estates. + +When he reached Kiev he sent for all his stewards to the head office and +explained to them his intentions and wishes. He told them that steps +would be taken immediately to free his serfs--and that till then they +were not to be overburdened with labor, women while nursing their babies +were not to be sent to work, assistance was to be given to the serfs, +punishments were to be admonitory and not corporal, and hospitals, +asylums, and schools were to be established on all the estates. Some of +the stewards (there were semiliterate foremen among them) listened with +alarm, supposing these words to mean that the young count was displeased +with their management and embezzlement of money, some after their first +fright were amused by Pierre's lisp and the new words they had not heard +before, others simply enjoyed hearing how the master talked, while the +cleverest among them, including the chief steward, understood from this +speech how they could best handle the master for their own ends. + +The chief steward expressed great sympathy with Pierre's intentions, but +remarked that besides these changes it would be necessary to go into the +general state of affairs which was far from satisfactory. + +Despite Count Bezukhov's enormous wealth, since he had come into an +income which was said to amount to five hundred thousand rubles a year, +Pierre felt himself far poorer than when his father had made him an +allowance of ten thousand rubles. He had a dim perception of the +following budget: + +About 80,000 went in payments on all the estates to the Land Bank, about +30,000 went for the upkeep of the estate near Moscow, the town house, +and the allowance to the three princesses; about 15,000 was given in +pensions and the same amount for asylums; 150,000 alimony was sent to +the countess; about 70,000 went for interest on debts. The building of a +new church, previously begun, had cost about 10,000 in each of the last +two years, and he did not know how the rest, about 100,000 rubles, was +spent, and almost every year he was obliged to borrow. Besides this the +chief steward wrote every year telling him of fires and bad harvests, or +of the necessity of rebuilding factories and workshops. So the first +task Pierre had to face was one for which he had very little aptitude or +inclination--practical business. + +He discussed estate affairs every day with his chief steward. But he +felt that this did not forward matters at all. He felt that these +consultations were detached from real affairs and did not link up with +them or make them move. On the one hand, the chief steward put the state +of things to him in the very worst light, pointing out the necessity of +paying off the debts and undertaking new activities with serf labor, to +which Pierre did not agree. On the other hand, Pierre demanded that +steps should be taken to liberate the serfs, which the steward met by +showing the necessity of first paying off the loans from the Land Bank, +and the consequent impossibility of a speedy emancipation. + +The steward did not say it was quite impossible, but suggested selling +the forests in the province of Kostroma, the land lower down the river, +and the Crimean estate, in order to make it possible: all of which +operations according to him were connected with such complicated +measures--the removal of injunctions, petitions, permits, and so on-- +that Pierre became quite bewildered and only replied: + +"Yes, yes, do so." + +Pierre had none of the practical persistence that would have enabled him +to attend to the business himself and so he disliked it and only tried +to pretend to the steward that he was attending to it. The steward for +his part tried to pretend to the count that he considered these +consultations very valuable for the proprietor and troublesome to +himself. + +In Kiev Pierre found some people he knew, and strangers hastened to make +his acquaintance and joyfully welcomed the rich newcomer, the largest +landowner of the province. Temptations to Pierre's greatest weakness-- +the one to which he had confessed when admitted to the Lodge--were so +strong that he could not resist them. Again whole days, weeks, and +months of his life passed in as great a rush and were as much occupied +with evening parties, dinners, lunches, and balls, giving him no time +for reflection, as in Petersburg. Instead of the new life he had hoped +to lead he still lived the old life, only in new surroundings. + +Of the three precepts of Freemasonry Pierre realized that he did not +fulfill the one which enjoined every Mason to set an example of moral +life, and that of the seven virtues he lacked two--morality and the love +of death. He consoled himself with the thought that he fulfilled another +of the precepts--that of reforming the human race--and had other +virtues--love of his neighbor, and especially generosity. + +In the spring of 1807 he decided to return to Petersburg. On the way he +intended to visit all his estates and see for himself how far his orders +had been carried out and in what state were the serfs whom God had +entrusted to his care and whom he intended to benefit. + +The chief steward, who considered the young count's attempts almost +insane--unprofitable to himself, to the count, and to the serfs--made +some concessions. Continuing to represent the liberation of the serfs as +impracticable, he arranged for the erection of large buildings--schools, +hospitals, and asylums--on all the estates before the master arrived. +Everywhere preparations were made not for ceremonious welcomes (which he +knew Pierre would not like), but for just such gratefully religious +ones, with offerings of icons and the bread and salt of hospitality, as, +according to his understanding of his master, would touch and delude +him. + +The southern spring, the comfortable rapid traveling in a Vienna +carriage, and the solitude of the road, all had a gladdening effect on +Pierre. The estates he had not before visited were each more picturesque +than the other; the serfs everywhere seemed thriving and touchingly +grateful for the benefits conferred on them. Everywhere were receptions, +which though they embarrassed Pierre awakened a joyful feeling in the +depth of his heart. In one place the peasants presented him with bread +and salt and an icon of Saint Peter and Saint Paul, asking permission, +as a mark of their gratitude for the benefits he had conferred on them, +to build a new chantry to the church at their own expense in honor of +Peter and Paul, his patron saints. In another place the women with +infants in arms met him to thank him for releasing them from hard work. +On a third estate the priest, bearing a cross, came to meet him +surrounded by children whom, by the count's generosity, he was +instructing in reading, writing, and religion. On all his estates Pierre +saw with his own eyes brick buildings erected or in course of erection, +all on one plan, for hospitals, schools, and almshouses, which were soon +to be opened. Everywhere he saw the stewards' accounts, according to +which the serfs' manorial labor had been diminished, and heard the +touching thanks of deputations of serfs in their full-skirted blue +coats. + +What Pierre did not know was that the place where they presented him +with bread and salt and wished to build a chantry in honor of Peter and +Paul was a market village where a fair was held on St. Peter's day, and +that the richest peasants (who formed the deputation) had begun the +chantry long before, but that nine tenths of the peasants in that +villages were in a state of the greatest poverty. He did not know that +since the nursing mothers were no longer sent to work on his land, they +did still harder work on their own land. He did not know that the priest +who met him with the cross oppressed the peasants by his exactions, and +that the pupils' parents wept at having to let him take their children +and secured their release by heavy payments. He did not know that the +brick buildings, built to plan, were being built by serfs whose manorial +labor was thus increased, though lessened on paper. He did not know that +where the steward had shown him in the accounts that the serfs' payments +had been diminished by a third, their obligatory manorial work had been +increased by a half. And so Pierre was delighted with his visit to his +estates and quite recovered the philanthropic mood in which he had left +Petersburg, and wrote enthusiastic letters to his "brother-instructor" +as he called the Grand Master. + +"How easy it is, how little effort it needs, to do so much good," +thought Pierre, "and how little attention we pay to it!" + +He was pleased at the gratitude he received, but felt abashed at +receiving it. This gratitude reminded him of how much more he might do +for these simple, kindly people. + +The chief steward, a very stupid but cunning man who saw perfectly +through the naive and intelligent count and played with him as with a +toy, seeing the effect these prearranged receptions had on Pierre, +pressed him still harder with proofs of the impossibility and above all +the uselessness of freeing the serfs, who were quite happy as it was. + +Pierre in his secret soul agreed with the steward that it would be +difficult to imagine happier people, and that God only knew what would +happen to them when they were free, but he insisted, though reluctantly, +on what he thought right. The steward promised to do all in his power to +carry out the count's wishes, seeing clearly that not only would the +count never be able to find out whether all measures had been taken for +the sale of the land and forests and to release them from the Land Bank, +but would probably never even inquire and would never know that the +newly erected buildings were standing empty and that the serfs continued +to give in money and work all that other people's serfs gave--that is to +say, all that could be got out of them. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Returning from his journey through South Russia in the happiest state of +mind, Pierre carried out an intention he had long had of visiting his +friend Bolkonski, whom he had not seen for two years. + +Bogucharovo lay in a flat uninteresting part of the country among fields +and forests of fir and birch, which were partly cut down. The house lay +behind a newly dug pond filled with water to the brink and with banks +still bare of grass. It was at the end of a village that stretched along +the highroad in the midst of a young copse in which were a few fir +trees. + +The homestead consisted of a threshing floor, outhouses, stables, a +bathhouse, a lodge, and a large brick house with semicircular facade +still in course of construction. Round the house was a garden newly laid +out. The fences and gates were new and solid; two fire pumps and a water +cart, painted green, stood in a shed; the paths were straight, the +bridges were strong and had handrails. Everything bore an impress of +tidiness and good management. Some domestic serfs Pierre met, in reply +to inquiries as to where the prince lived, pointed out a small newly +built lodge close to the pond. Anton, a man who had looked after Prince +Andrew in his boyhood, helped Pierre out of his carriage, said that the +prince was at home, and showed him into a clean little anteroom. + +Pierre was struck by the modesty of the small though clean house after +the brilliant surroundings in which he had last met his friend in +Petersburg. + +He quickly entered the small reception room with its still-unplastered +wooden walls redolent of pine, and would have gone farther, but Anton +ran ahead on tiptoe and knocked at a door. + +"Well, what is it?" came a sharp, unpleasant voice. + +"A visitor," answered Anton. + +"Ask him to wait," and the sound was heard of a chair being pushed back. + +Pierre went with rapid steps to the door and suddenly came face to face +with Prince Andrew, who came out frowning and looking old. Pierre +embraced him and lifting his spectacles kissed his friend on the cheek +and looked at him closely. + +"Well, I did not expect you, I am very glad," said Prince Andrew. + +Pierre said nothing; he looked fixedly at his friend with surprise. He +was struck by the change in him. His words were kindly and there was a +smile on his lips and face, but his eyes were dull and lifeless and in +spite of his evident wish to do so he could not give them a joyous and +glad sparkle. Prince Andrew had grown thinner, paler, and more manly- +looking, but what amazed and estranged Pierre till he got used to it +were his inertia and a wrinkle on his brow indicating prolonged +concentration on some one thought. + +As is usually the case with people meeting after a prolonged separation, +it was long before their conversation could settle on anything. They put +questions and gave brief replies about things they knew ought to be +talked over at length. At last the conversation gradually settled on +some of the topics at first lightly touched on: their past life, plans +for the future, Pierre's journeys and occupations, the war, and so on. +The preoccupation and despondency which Pierre had noticed in his +friend's look was now still more clearly expressed in the smile with +which he listened to Pierre, especially when he spoke with joyful +animation of the past or the future. It was as if Prince Andrew would +have liked to sympathize with what Pierre was saying, but could not. The +latter began to feel that it was in bad taste to speak of his +enthusiasms, dreams, and hopes of happiness or goodness, in Prince +Andrew's presence. He was ashamed to express his new masonic views, +which had been particularly revived and strengthened by his late tour. +He checked himself, fearing to seem naive, yet he felt an irresistible +desire to show his friend as soon as possible that he was now a quite +different, and better, Pierre than he had been in Petersburg. + +"I can't tell you how much I have lived through since then. I hardly +know myself again." + +"Yes, we have altered much, very much, since then," said Prince Andrew. + +"Well, and you? What are your plans?" + +"Plans!" repeated Prince Andrew ironically. "My plans?" he said, as if +astonished at the word. "Well, you see, I'm building. I mean to settle +here altogether next year...." + +Pierre looked silently and searchingly into Prince Andrew's face, which +had grown much older. + +"No, I meant to ask..." Pierre began, but Prince Andrew interrupted him. + +"But why talk of me?... Talk to me, yes, tell me about your travels and +all you have been doing on your estates." + +Pierre began describing what he had done on his estates, trying as far +as possible to conceal his own part in the improvements that had been +made. Prince Andrew several times prompted Pierre's story of what he had +been doing, as though it were all an old-time story, and he listened not +only without interest but even as if ashamed of what Pierre was telling +him. + +Pierre felt uncomfortable and even depressed in his friend's company and +at last became silent. + +"I'll tell you what, my dear fellow," said Prince Andrew, who evidently +also felt depressed and constrained with his visitor, "I am only +bivouacking here and have just come to look round. I am going back to my +sister today. I will introduce you to her. But of course you know her +already," he said, evidently trying to entertain a visitor with whom he +now found nothing in common. "We will go after dinner. And would you now +like to look round my place?" + +They went out and walked about till dinnertime, talking of the political +news and common acquaintances like people who do not know each other +intimately. Prince Andrew spoke with some animation and interest only of +the new homestead he was constructing and its buildings, but even here, +while on the scaffolding, in the midst of a talk explaining the future +arrangements of the house, he interrupted himself: + +"However, this is not at all interesting. Let us have dinner, and then +we'll set off." + +At dinner, conversation turned on Pierre's marriage. + +"I was very much surprised when I heard of it," said Prince Andrew. + +Pierre blushed, as he always did when it was mentioned, and said +hurriedly: "I will tell you some time how it all happened. But you know +it is all over, and forever." + +"Forever?" said Prince Andrew. "Nothing's forever." + +"But you know how it all ended, don't you? You heard of the duel?" + +"And so you had to go through that too!" + +"One thing I thank God for is that I did not kill that man," said +Pierre. + +"Why so?" asked Prince Andrew. "To kill a vicious dog is a very good +thing really." + +"No, to kill a man is bad--wrong." + +"Why is it wrong?" urged Prince Andrew. "It is not given to man to know +what is right and what is wrong. Men always did and always will err, and +in nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong." + +"What does harm to another is wrong," said Pierre, feeling with pleasure +that for the first time since his arrival Prince Andrew was roused, had +begun to talk, and wanted to express what had brought him to his present +state. + +"And who has told you what is bad for another man?" he asked. + +"Bad! Bad!" exclaimed Pierre. "We all know what is bad for ourselves." + +"Yes, we know that, but the harm I am conscious of in myself is +something I cannot inflict on others," said Prince Andrew, growing more +and more animated and evidently wishing to express his new outlook to +Pierre. He spoke in French. "I only know two very real evils in life: +remorse and illness. The only good is the absence of those evils. To +live for myself avoiding those two evils is my whole philosophy now." + +"And love of one's neighbor, and self-sacrifice?" began Pierre. "No, I +can't agree with you! To live only so as not to do evil and not to have +to repent is not enough. I lived like that, I lived for myself and +ruined my life. And only now when I am living, or at least trying" +(Pierre's modesty made him correct himself) "to live for others, only +now have I understood all the happiness of life. No, I shall not agree +with you, and you do not really believe what you are saying." Prince +Andrew looked silently at Pierre with an ironic smile. + +"When you see my sister, Princess Mary, you'll get on with her," he +said. "Perhaps you are right for yourself," he added after a short +pause, "but everyone lives in his own way. You lived for yourself and +say you nearly ruined your life and only found happiness when you began +living for others. I experienced just the reverse. I lived for glory.-- +And after all what is glory? The same love of others, a desire to do +something for them, a desire for their approval.--So I lived for others, +and not almost, but quite, ruined my life. And I have become calmer +since I began to live only for myself." + +"But what do you mean by living only for yourself?" asked Pierre, +growing excited. "What about your son, your sister, and your father?" + +"But that's just the same as myself--they are not others," explained +Prince Andrew. "The others, one's neighbors, le prochain, as you and +Princess Mary call it, are the chief source of all error and evil. Le +prochain--your Kiev peasants to whom you want to do good." + +And he looked at Pierre with a mocking, challenging expression. He +evidently wished to draw him on. + +"You are joking," replied Pierre, growing more and more excited. "What +error or evil can there be in my wishing to do good, and even doing a +little--though I did very little and did it very badly? What evil can +there be in it if unfortunate people, our serfs, people like ourselves, +were growing up and dying with no idea of God and truth beyond +ceremonies and meaningless prayers and are now instructed in a +comforting belief in future life, retribution, recompense, and +consolation? What evil and error are there in it, if people were dying +of disease without help while material assistance could so easily be +rendered, and I supplied them with a doctor, a hospital, and an asylum +for the aged? And is it not a palpable, unquestionable good if a +peasant, or a woman with a baby, has no rest day or night and I give +them rest and leisure?" said Pierre, hurrying and lisping. "And I have +done that though badly and to a small extent; but I have done something +toward it and you cannot persuade me that it was not a good action, and +more than that, you can't make me believe that you do not think so +yourself. And the main thing is," he continued, "that I know, and know +for certain, that the enjoyment of doing this good is the only sure +happiness in life." + +"Yes, if you put it like that it's quite a different matter," said +Prince Andrew. "I build a house and lay out a garden, and you build +hospitals. The one and the other may serve as a pastime. But what's +right and what's good must be judged by one who knows all, but not by +us. Well, you want an argument," he added, "come on then." + +They rose from the table and sat down in the entrance porch which served +as a veranda. + +"Come, let's argue then," said Prince Andrew, "You talk of schools," he +went on, crooking a finger, "education and so forth; that is, you want +to raise him" (pointing to a peasant who passed by them taking off his +cap) "from his animal condition and awaken in him spiritual needs, while +it seems to me that animal happiness is the only happiness possible, and +that is just what you want to deprive him of. I envy him, but you want +to make him what I am, without giving him my means. Then you say, +'lighten his toil.' But as I see it, physical labor is as essential to +him, as much a condition of his existence, as mental activity is to you +or me. You can't help thinking. I go to bed after two in the morning, +thoughts come and I can't sleep but toss about till dawn, because I +think and can't help thinking, just as he can't help plowing and mowing; +if he didn't, he would go to the drink shop or fall ill. Just as I could +not stand his terrible physical labor but should die of it in a week, so +he could not stand my physical idleness, but would grow fat and die. The +third thing--what else was it you talked about?" and Prince Andrew +crooked a third finger. "Ah, yes, hospitals, medicine. He has a fit, he +is dying, and you come and bleed him and patch him up. He will drag +about as a cripple, a burden to everybody, for another ten years. It +would be far easier and simpler for him to die. Others are being born +and there are plenty of them as it is. It would be different if you +grudged losing a laborer--that's how I regard him--but you want to cure +him from love of him. And he does not want that. And besides, what a +notion that medicine ever cured anyone! Killed them, yes!" said he, +frowning angrily and turning away from Pierre. + +Prince Andrew expressed his ideas so clearly and distinctly that it was +evident he had reflected on this subject more than once, and he spoke +readily and rapidly like a man who has not talked for a long time. His +glance became more animated as his conclusions became more hopeless. + +"Oh, that is dreadful, dreadful!" said Pierre. "I don't understand how +one can live with such ideas. I had such moments myself not long ago, in +Moscow and when traveling, but at such times I collapsed so that I don't +live at all--everything seems hateful to me... myself most of all. Then +I don't eat, don't wash... and how is it with you?..." + +"Why not wash? That is not cleanly," said Prince Andrew; "on the +contrary one must try to make one's life as pleasant as possible. I'm +alive, that is not my fault, so I must live out my life as best I can +without hurting others." + +"But with such ideas what motive have you for living? One would sit +without moving, undertaking nothing...." + +"Life as it is leaves one no peace. I should be thankful to do nothing, +but here on the one hand the local nobility have done me the honor to +choose me to be their marshal; it was all I could do to get out of it. +They could not understand that I have not the necessary qualifications +for it--the kind of good-natured, fussy shallowness necessary for the +position. Then there's this house, which must be built in order to have +a nook of one's own in which to be quiet. And now there's this +recruiting." + +"Why aren't you serving in the army?" + +"After Austerlitz!" said Prince Andrew gloomily. "No, thank you very +much! I have promised myself not to serve again in the active Russian +army. And I won't--not even if Bonaparte were here at Smolensk +threatening Bald Hills--even then I wouldn't serve in the Russian army! +Well, as I was saying," he continued, recovering his composure, "now +there's this recruiting. My father is chief in command of the Third +District, and my only way of avoiding active service is to serve under +him." + +"Then you are serving?" + +"I am." + +He paused a little while. + +"And why do you serve?" + +"Why, for this reason! My father is one of the most remarkable men of +his time. But he is growing old, and though not exactly cruel he has too +energetic a character. He is so accustomed to unlimited power that he is +terrible, and now he has this authority of a commander-in-chief of the +recruiting, granted by the Emperor. If I had been two hours late a +fortnight ago he would have had a paymaster's clerk at Yukhnovna +hanged," said Prince Andrew with a smile. "So I am serving because I +alone have any influence with my father, and now and then can save him +from actions which would torment him afterwards." + +"Well, there you see!" + +"Yes, but it is not as you imagine," Prince Andrew continued. "I did +not, and do not, in the least care about that scoundrel of a clerk who +had stolen some boots from the recruits; I should even have been very +glad to see him hanged, but I was sorry for my father--that again is for +myself." + +Prince Andrew grew more and more animated. His eyes glittered feverishly +while he tried to prove to Pierre that in his actions there was no +desire to do good to his neighbor. + +"There now, you wish to liberate your serfs," he continued; "that is a +very good thing, but not for you--I don't suppose you ever had anyone +flogged or sent to Siberia--and still less for your serfs. If they are +beaten, flogged, or sent to Siberia, I don't suppose they are any the +worse off. In Siberia they lead the same animal life, and the stripes on +their bodies heal, and they are happy as before. But it is a good thing +for proprietors who perish morally, bring remorse upon themselves, +stifle this remorse and grow callous, as a result of being able to +inflict punishments justly and unjustly. It is those people I pity, and +for their sake I should like to liberate the serfs. You may not have +seen, but I have seen, how good men brought up in those traditions of +unlimited power, in time when they grow more irritable, become cruel and +harsh, are conscious of it, but cannot restrain themselves and grow more +and more miserable." + +Prince Andrew spoke so earnestly that Pierre could not help thinking +that these thoughts had been suggested to Prince Andrew by his father's +case. + +He did not reply. + +"So that's what I'm sorry for--human dignity, peace of mind, purity, and +not the serfs' backs and foreheads, which, beat and shave as you may, +always remain the same backs and foreheads." + +"No, no! A thousand times no! I shall never agree with you," said +Pierre. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +In the evening Andrew and Pierre got into the open carriage and drove to +Bald Hills. Prince Andrew, glancing at Pierre, broke the silence now and +then with remarks which showed that he was in a good temper. + +Pointing to the fields, he spoke of the improvements he was making in +his husbandry. + +Pierre remained gloomily silent, answering in monosyllables and +apparently immersed in his own thoughts. + +He was thinking that Prince Andrew was unhappy, had gone astray, did not +see the true light, and that he, Pierre, ought to aid, enlighten, and +raise him. But as soon as he thought of what he should say, he felt that +Prince Andrew with one word, one argument, would upset all his teaching, +and he shrank from beginning, afraid of exposing to possible ridicule +what to him was precious and sacred. + +"No, but why do you think so?" Pierre suddenly began, lowering his head +and looking like a bull about to charge, "why do you think so? You +should not think so." + +"Think? What about?" asked Prince Andrew with surprise. + +"About life, about man's destiny. It can't be so. I myself thought like +that, and do you know what saved me? Freemasonry! No, don't smile. +Freemasonry is not a religious ceremonial sect, as I thought it was: +Freemasonry is the best expression of the best, the eternal, aspects of +humanity." + +And he began to explain Freemasonry as he understood it to Prince +Andrew. He said that Freemasonry is the teaching of Christianity freed +from the bonds of State and Church, a teaching of equality, brotherhood, +and love. + +"Only our holy brotherhood has the real meaning of life, all the rest is +a dream," said Pierre. "Understand, my dear fellow, that outside this +union all is filled with deceit and falsehood and I agree with you that +nothing is left for an intelligent and good man but to live out his +life, like you, merely trying not to harm others. But make our +fundamental convictions your own, join our brotherhood, give yourself up +to us, let yourself be guided, and you will at once feel yourself, as I +have felt myself, a part of that vast invisible chain the beginning of +which is hidden in heaven," said Pierre. + +Prince Andrew, looking straight in front of him, listened in silence to +Pierre's words. More than once, when the noise of the wheels prevented +his catching what Pierre said, he asked him to repeat it, and by the +peculiar glow that came into Prince Andrew's eyes and by his silence, +Pierre saw that his words were not in vain and that Prince Andrew would +not interrupt him or laugh at what he said. + +They reached a river that had overflowed its banks and which they had to +cross by ferry. While the carriage and horses were being placed on it, +they also stepped on the raft. + +Prince Andrew, leaning his arms on the raft railing, gazed silently at +the flooding waters glittering in the setting sun. + +"Well, what do you think about it?" Pierre asked. "Why are you silent?" + +"What do I think about it? I am listening to you. It's all very well.... +You say: join our brotherhood and we will show you the aim of life, the +destiny of man, and the laws which govern the world. But who are we? +Men. How is it you know everything? Why do I alone not see what you see? +You see a reign of goodness and truth on earth, but I don't see it." + +Pierre interrupted him. + +"Do you believe in a future life?" he asked. + +"A future life?" Prince Andrew repeated, but Pierre, giving him no time +to reply, took the repetition for a denial, the more readily as he knew +Prince Andrew's former atheistic convictions. + +"You say you can't see a reign of goodness and truth on earth. Nor could +I, and it cannot be seen if one looks on our life here as the end of +everything. On earth, here on this earth" (Pierre pointed to the +fields), "there is no truth, all is false and evil; but in the universe, +in the whole universe there is a kingdom of truth, and we who are now +the children of earth are--eternally--children of the whole universe. +Don't I feel in my soul that I am part of this vast harmonious whole? +Don't I feel that I form one link, one step, between the lower and +higher beings, in this vast harmonious multitude of beings in whom the +Deity--the Supreme Power if you prefer the term--is manifest? If I see, +clearly see, that ladder leading from plant to man, why should I suppose +it breaks off at me and does not go farther and farther? I feel that I +cannot vanish, since nothing vanishes in this world, but that I shall +always exist and always have existed. I feel that beyond me and above me +there are spirits, and that in this world there is truth." + +"Yes, that is Herder's theory," said Prince Andrew, "but it is not that +which can convince me, dear friend--life and death are what convince. +What convinces is when one sees a being dear to one, bound up with one's +own life, before whom one was to blame and had hoped to make it right" +(Prince Andrew's voice trembled and he turned away), "and suddenly that +being is seized with pain, suffers, and ceases to exist.... Why? It +cannot be that there is no answer. And I believe there is.... That's +what convinces, that is what has convinced me," said Prince Andrew. + +"Yes, yes, of course," said Pierre, "isn't that what I'm saying?" + +"No. All I say is that it is not argument that convinces me of the +necessity of a future life, but this: when you go hand in hand with +someone and all at once that person vanishes there, into nowhere, and +you yourself are left facing that abyss, and look in. And I have looked +in...." + +"Well, that's it then! You know that there is a there and there is a +Someone? There is the future life. The Someone is--God." + +Prince Andrew did not reply. The carriage and horses had long since been +taken off, onto the farther bank, and reharnessed. The sun had sunk half +below the horizon and an evening frost was starring the puddles near the +ferry, but Pierre and Andrew, to the astonishment of the footmen, +coachmen, and ferrymen, still stood on the raft and talked. + +"If there is a God and future life, there is truth and good, and man's +highest happiness consists in striving to attain them. We must live, we +must love, and we must believe that we live not only today on this scrap +of earth, but have lived and shall live forever, there, in the Whole," +said Pierre, and he pointed to the sky. + +Prince Andrew stood leaning on the railing of the raft listening to +Pierre, and he gazed with his eyes fixed on the red reflection of the +sun gleaming on the blue waters. There was perfect stillness. Pierre +became silent. The raft had long since stopped and only the waves of the +current beat softly against it below. Prince Andrew felt as if the sound +of the waves kept up a refrain to Pierre's words, whispering: + +"It is true, believe it." + +He sighed, and glanced with a radiant, childlike, tender look at +Pierre's face, flushed and rapturous, but yet shy before his superior +friend. + +"Yes, if it only were so!" said Prince Andrew. "However, it is time to +get on," he added, and, stepping off the raft, he looked up at the sky +to which Pierre had pointed, and for the first time since Austerlitz saw +that high, everlasting sky he had seen while lying on that battlefield; +and something that had long been slumbering, something that was best +within him, suddenly awoke, joyful and youthful, in his soul. It +vanished as soon as he returned to the customary conditions of his life, +but he knew that this feeling which he did not know how to develop +existed within him. His meeting with Pierre formed an epoch in Prince +Andrew's life. Though outwardly he continued to live in the same old +way, inwardly he began a new life. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +It was getting dusk when Prince Andrew and Pierre drove up to the front +entrance of the house at Bald Hills. As they approached the house, +Prince Andrew with a smile drew Pierre's attention to a commotion going +on at the back porch. A woman, bent with age, with a wallet on her back, +and a short, long-haired, young man in a black garment had rushed back +to the gate on seeing the carriage driving up. Two women ran out after +them, and all four, looking round at the carriage, ran in dismay up the +steps of the back porch. + +"Those are Mary's 'God's folk,'" said Prince Andrew. "They have mistaken +us for my father. This is the one matter in which she disobeys him. He +orders these pilgrims to be driven away, but she receives them." + +"But what are 'God's folk'?" asked Pierre. + +Prince Andrew had no time to answer. The servants came out to meet them, +and he asked where the old prince was and whether he was expected back +soon. + +The old prince had gone to the town and was expected back any minute. + +Prince Andrew led Pierre to his own apartments, which were always kept +in perfect order and readiness for him in his father's house; he himself +went to the nursery. + +"Let us go and see my sister," he said to Pierre when he returned. "I +have not found her yet, she is hiding now, sitting with her 'God's +folk.' It will serve her right, she will be confused, but you will see +her 'God's folk.' It's really very curious." + +"What are 'God's folk'?" asked Pierre. + +"Come, and you'll see for yourself." + +Princess Mary really was disconcerted and red patches came on her face +when they went in. In her snug room, with lamps burning before the icon +stand, a young lad with a long nose and long hair, wearing a monk's +cassock, sat on the sofa beside her, behind a samovar. Near them, in an +armchair, sat a thin, shriveled, old woman, with a meek expression on +her childlike face. + +"Andrew, why didn't you warn me?" said the princess, with mild reproach, +as she stood before her pilgrims like a hen before her chickens. + +"Charmee de vous voir. Je suis tres contente de vous voir," * she said +to Pierre as he kissed her hand. She had known him as a child, and now +his friendship with Andrew, his misfortune with his wife, and above all +his kindly, simple face disposed her favorably toward him. She looked at +him with her beautiful radiant eyes and seemed to say, "I like you very +much, but please don't laugh at my people." After exchanging the first +greetings, they sat down. + + +* "Delighted to see you. I am very glad to see you." + +"Ah, and Ivanushka is here too!" said Prince Andrew, glancing with a +smile at the young pilgrim. + +"Andrew!" said Princess Mary, imploringly. "Il faut que vous sachiez que +c'est une femme," * said Prince Andrew to Pierre. + +"Andrew, au nom de Dieu!" *(2) Princess Mary repeated. + + +* "You must know that this is a woman." + +* (2) "For heaven's sake." + +It was evident that Prince Andrew's ironical tone toward the pilgrims +and Princess Mary's helpless attempts to protect them were their +customary long-established relations on the matter. + +"Mais, ma bonne amie," said Prince Andrew, "vous devriez au contraire +m'être reconnaissante de ce que j'explique a Pierre votre intimité avec +ce jeune homme." * + + +* "But, my dear, you ought on the contrary to be grateful to me for +explaining to Pierre your intimacy with this young man." + +"Really?" said Pierre, gazing over his spectacles with curiosity and +seriousness (for which Princess Mary was specially grateful to him) into +Ivanushka's face, who, seeing that she was being spoken about, looked +round at them all with crafty eyes. + +Princess Mary's embarrassment on her people's account was quite +unnecessary. They were not in the least abashed. The old woman, lowering +her eyes but casting side glances at the newcomers, had turned her cup +upside down and placed a nibbled bit of sugar beside it, and sat quietly +in her armchair, though hoping to be offered another cup of tea. +Ivanushka, sipping out of her saucer, looked with sly womanish eyes from +under her brows at the young men. + +"Where have you been? To Kiev?" Prince Andrew asked the old woman. + +"I have, good sir," she answered garrulously. "Just at Christmastime I +was deemed worthy to partake of the holy and heavenly sacrament at the +shrine of the saint. And now I'm from Kolyazin, master, where a great +and wonderful blessing has been revealed." + +"And was Ivanushka with you?" + +"I go by myself, benefactor," said Ivanushka, trying to speak in a bass +voice. "I only came across Pelageya in Yukhnovo..." + +Pelageya interrupted her companion; she evidently wished to tell what +she had seen. + +"In Kolyazin, master, a wonderful blessing has been revealed." + +"What is it? Some new relics?" asked Prince Andrew. + +"Andrew, do leave off," said Princess Mary. "Don't tell him, Pelageya." + +"No... why not, my dear, why shouldn't I? I like him. He is kind, he is +one of God's chosen, he's a benefactor, he once gave me ten rubles, I +remember. When I was in Kiev, Crazy Cyril says to me (he's one of God's +own and goes barefoot summer and winter), he says, 'Why are you not +going to the right place? Go to Kolyazin where a wonder-working icon of +the Holy Mother of God has been revealed.' On hearing those words I said +good-by to the holy folk and went." + +All were silent, only the pilgrim woman went on in measured tones, +drawing in her breath. + +"So I come, master, and the people say to me: 'A great blessing has been +revealed, holy oil trickles from the cheeks of our blessed Mother, the +Holy Virgin Mother of God'...." + +"All right, all right, you can tell us afterwards," said Princess Mary, +flushing. + +"Let me ask her," said Pierre. "Did you see it yourselves?" he inquired. + +"Oh, yes, master, I was found worthy. Such a brightness on the face like +the light of heaven, and from the blessed Mother's cheek it drops and +drops...." + +"But, dear me, that must be a fraud!" said Pierre, naively, who had +listened attentively to the pilgrim. + +"Oh, master, what are you saying?" exclaimed the horrified Pelageya, +turning to Princess Mary for support. + +"They impose on the people," he repeated. + +"Lord Jesus Christ!" exclaimed the pilgrim woman, crossing herself. "Oh, +don't speak so, master! There was a general who did not believe, and +said, 'The monks cheat,' and as soon as he'd said it he went blind. And +he dreamed that the Holy Virgin Mother of the Kiev catacombs came to him +and said, 'Believe in me and I will make you whole.' So he begged: 'Take +me to her, take me to her.' It's the real truth I'm telling you, I saw +it myself. So he was brought, quite blind, straight to her, and he goes +up to her and falls down and says, 'Make me whole,' says he, 'and I'll +give thee what the Tsar bestowed on me.' I saw it myself, master, the +star is fixed into the icon. Well, and what do you think? He received +his sight! It's a sin to speak so. God will punish you," she said +admonishingly, turning to Pierre. + +"How did the star get into the icon?" Pierre asked. + +"And was the Holy Mother promoted to the rank of general?" said Prince +Andrew, with a smile. + +Pelageya suddenly grew quite pale and clasped her hands. + +"Oh, master, master, what a sin! And you who have a son!" she began, her +pallor suddenly turning to a vivid red. "Master, what have you said? God +forgive you!" And she crossed herself. "Lord forgive him! My dear, what +does it mean?..." she asked, turning to Princess Mary. She got up and, +almost crying, began to arrange her wallet. She evidently felt +frightened and ashamed to have accepted charity in a house where such +things could be said, and was at the same time sorry to have now to +forgo the charity of this house. + +"Now, why need you do it?" said Princess Mary. "Why did you come to +me?..." + +"Come, Pelageya, I was joking," said Pierre. "Princesse, ma parole, je +n'ai pas voulu l'offenser. * I did not mean anything, I was only +joking," he said, smiling shyly and trying to efface his offense. "It +was all my fault, and Andrew was only joking." + + +* "Princess, on my word, I did not wish to offend her." + +Pelageya stopped doubtfully, but in Pierre's face there was such a look +of sincere penitence, and Prince Andrew glanced so meekly now at her and +now at Pierre, that she was gradually reassured. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +The pilgrim woman was appeased and, being encouraged to talk, gave a +long account of Father Amphilochus, who led so holy a life that his +hands smelled of incense, and how on her last visit to Kiev some monks +she knew let her have the keys of the catacombs, and how she, taking +some dried bread with her, had spent two days in the catacombs with the +saints. "I'd pray awhile to one, ponder awhile, then go on to another. +I'd sleep a bit and then again go and kiss the relics, and there was +such peace all around, such blessedness, that one don't want to come +out, even into the light of heaven again." + +Pierre listened to her attentively and seriously. Prince Andrew went out +of the room, and then, leaving "God's folk" to finish their tea, +Princess Mary took Pierre into the drawing room. + +"You are very kind," she said to him. + +"Oh, I really did not mean to hurt her feelings. I understand them so +well and have the greatest respect for them." + +Princess Mary looked at him silently and smiled affectionately. + +"I have known you a long time, you see, and am as fond of you as of a +brother," she said. "How do you find Andrew?" she added hurriedly, not +giving him time to reply to her affectionate words. "I am very anxious +about him. His health was better in the winter, but last spring his +wound reopened and the doctor said he ought to go away for a cure. And I +am also very much afraid for him spiritually. He has not a character +like us women who, when we suffer, can weep away our sorrows. He keeps +it all within him. Today he is cheerful and in good spirits, but that is +the effect of your visit--he is not often like that. If you could +persuade him to go abroad. He needs activity, and this quiet regular +life is very bad for him. Others don't notice it, but I see it." + +Toward ten o'clock the men servants rushed to the front door, hearing +the bells of the old prince's carriage approaching. Prince Andrew and +Pierre also went out into the porch. + +"Who's that?" asked the old prince, noticing Pierre as he got out of the +carriage. + +"Ah! Very glad! Kiss me," he said, having learned who the young stranger +was. + +The old prince was in a good temper and very gracious to Pierre. + +Before supper, Prince Andrew, coming back to his father's study, found +him disputing hotly with his visitor. Pierre was maintaining that a time +would come when there would be no more wars. The old prince disputed it +chaffingly, but without getting angry. + +"Drain the blood from men's veins and put in water instead, then there +will be no more war! Old women's nonsense--old women's nonsense!" he +repeated, but still he patted Pierre affectionately on the shoulder, and +then went up to the table where Prince Andrew, evidently not wishing to +join in the conversation, was looking over the papers his father had +brought from town. The old prince went up to him and began to talk +business. + +"The marshal, a Count Rostov, hasn't sent half his contingent. He came +to town and wanted to invite me to dinner--I gave him a pretty +dinner!... And there, look at this.... Well, my boy," the old prince +went on, addressing his son and patting Pierre on the shoulder. "A fine +fellow--your friend--I like him! He stirs me up. Another says clever +things and one doesn't care to listen, but this one talks rubbish yet +stirs an old fellow up. Well, go! Get along! Perhaps I'll come and sit +with you at supper. We'll have another dispute. Make friends with my +little fool, Princess Mary," he shouted after Pierre, through the door. + +Only now, on his visit to Bald Hills, did Pierre fully realize the +strength and charm of his friendship with Prince Andrew. That charm was +not expressed so much in his relations with him as with all his family +and with the household. With the stern old prince and the gentle, timid +Princess Mary, though he had scarcely known them, Pierre at once felt +like an old friend. They were all fond of him already. Not only Princess +Mary, who had been won by his gentleness with the pilgrims, gave him her +most radiant looks, but even the one-year-old "Prince Nicholas" (as his +grandfather called him) smiled at Pierre and let himself be taken in his +arms, and Michael Ivanovich and Mademoiselle Bourienne looked at him +with pleasant smiles when he talked to the old prince. + +The old prince came in to supper; this was evidently on Pierre's +account. And during the two days of the young man's visit he was +extremely kind to him and told him to visit them again. + +When Pierre had gone and the members of the household met together, they +began to express their opinions of him as people always do after a new +acquaintance has left, but as seldom happens, no one said anything but +what was good of him. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +When returning from his leave, Rostov felt, for the first time, how +close was the bond that united him to Denisov and the whole regiment. + +On approaching it, Rostov felt as he had done when approaching his home +in Moscow. When he saw the first hussar with the unbuttoned uniform of +his regiment, when he recognized red-haired Dementyev and saw the picket +ropes of the roan horses, when Lavrushka gleefully shouted to his +master, "The count has come!" and Denisov, who had been asleep on his +bed, ran all disheveled out of the mud hut to embrace him, and the +officers collected round to greet the new arrival, Rostov experienced +the same feeling as when his mother, his father, and his sister had +embraced him, and tears of joy choked him so that he could not speak. +The regiment was also a home, and as unalterably dear and precious as +his parents' house. + +When he had reported himself to the commander of the regiment and had +been reassigned to his former squadron, had been on duty and had gone +out foraging, when he had again entered into all the little interests of +the regiment and felt himself deprived of liberty and bound in one +narrow, unchanging frame, he experienced the same sense of peace, of +moral support, and the same sense of being at home here in his own +place, as he had felt under the parental roof. But here was none of all +that turmoil of the world at large, where he did not know his right +place and took mistaken decisions; here was no Sonya with whom he ought, +or ought not, to have an explanation; here was no possibility of going +there or not going there; here there were not twenty-four hours in the +day which could be spent in such a variety of ways; there was not that +innumerable crowd of people of whom not one was nearer to him or farther +from him than another; there were none of those uncertain and undefined +money relations with his father, and nothing to recall that terrible +loss to Dolokhov. Here, in the regiment, all was clear and simple. The +whole world was divided into two unequal parts: one, our Pavlograd +regiment; the other, all the rest. And the rest was no concern of his. +In the regiment, everything was definite: who was lieutenant, who +captain, who was a good fellow, who a bad one, and most of all, who was +a comrade. The canteenkeeper gave one credit, one's pay came every four +months, there was nothing to think out or decide, you had only to do +nothing that was considered bad in the Pavlograd regiment and, when +given an order, to do what was clearly, distinctly, and definitely +ordered--and all would be well. + +Having once more entered into the definite conditions of this regimental +life, Rostov felt the joy and relief a tired man feels on lying down to +rest. Life in the regiment, during this campaign, was all the pleasanter +for him, because, after his loss to Dolokhov (for which, in spite of all +his family's efforts to console him, he could not forgive himself), he +had made up his mind to atone for his fault by serving, not as he had +done before, but really well, and by being a perfectly first-rate +comrade and officer--in a word, a splendid man altogether, a thing which +seemed so difficult out in the world, but so possible in the regiment. + +After his losses, he had determined to pay back his debt to his parents +in five years. He received ten thousand rubles a year, but now resolved +to take only two thousand and leave the rest to repay the debt to his +parents. + +Our army, after repeated retreats and advances and battles at Pultusk +and Preussisch-Eylau, was concentrated near Bartenstein. It was awaiting +the Emperor's arrival and the beginning of a new campaign. + +The Pavlograd regiment, belonging to that part of the army which had +served in the 1805 campaign, had been recruiting up to strength in +Russia, and arrived too late to take part in the first actions of the +campaign. It had been neither at Pultusk nor at Preussisch-Eylau and, +when it joined the army in the field in the second half of the campaign, +was attached to Platov's division. + +Platov's division was acting independently of the main army. Several +times parts of the Pavlograd regiment had exchanged shots with the +enemy, had taken prisoners, and once had even captured Marshal Oudinot's +carriages. In April the Pavlograds were stationed immovably for some +weeks near a totally ruined and deserted German village. + +A thaw had set in, it was muddy and cold, the ice on the river broke, +and the roads became impassable. For days neither provisions for the men +nor fodder for the horses had been issued. As no transports could +arrive, the men dispersed about the abandoned and deserted villages, +searching for potatoes, but found few even of these. + +Everything had been eaten up and the inhabitants had all fled--if any +remained, they were worse than beggars and nothing more could be taken +from them; even the soldiers, usually pitiless enough, instead of taking +anything from them, often gave them the last of their rations. + +The Pavlograd regiment had had only two men wounded in action, but had +lost nearly half its men from hunger and sickness. In the hospitals, +death was so certain that soldiers suffering from fever, or the swelling +that came from bad food, preferred to remain on duty, and hardly able to +drag their legs went to the front rather than to the hospitals. When +spring came on, the soldiers found a plant just showing out of the +ground that looked like asparagus, which, for some reason, they called +"Mashka's sweet root." It was very bitter, but they wandered about the +fields seeking it and dug it out with their sabers and ate it, though +they were ordered not to do so, as it was a noxious plant. That spring a +new disease broke out among the soldiers, a swelling of the arms, legs, +and face, which the doctors attributed to eating this root. But in spite +of all this, the soldiers of Denisov's squadron fed chiefly on "Mashka's +sweet root," because it was the second week that the last of the +biscuits were being doled out at the rate of half a pound a man and the +last potatoes received had sprouted and frozen. + +The horses also had been fed for a fortnight on straw from the thatched +roofs and had become terribly thin, though still covered with tufts of +felty winter hair. + +Despite this destitution, the soldiers and officers went on living just +as usual. Despite their pale swollen faces and tattered uniforms, the +hussars formed line for roll call, kept things in order, groomed their +horses, polished their arms, brought in straw from the thatched roofs in +place of fodder, and sat down to dine round the caldrons from which they +rose up hungry, joking about their nasty food and their hunger. As +usual, in their spare time, they lit bonfires, steamed themselves before +them naked; smoked, picked out and baked sprouting rotten potatoes, told +and listened to stories of Potemkin's and Suvorov's campaigns, or to +legends of Alesha the Sly, or the priest's laborer Mikolka. + +The officers, as usual, lived in twos and threes in the roofless, half- +ruined houses. The seniors tried to collect straw and potatoes and, in +general, food for the men. The younger ones occupied themselves as +before, some playing cards (there was plenty of money, though there was +no food), some with more innocent games, such as quoits and skittles. +The general trend of the campaign was rarely spoken of, partly because +nothing certain was known about it, partly because there was a vague +feeling that in the main it was going badly. + +Rostov lived, as before, with Denisov, and since their furlough they had +become more friendly than ever. Denisov never spoke of Rostov's family, +but by the tender friendship his commander showed him, Rostov felt that +the elder hussar's luckless love for Natasha played a part in +strengthening their friendship. Denisov evidently tried to expose Rostov +to danger as seldom as possible, and after an action greeted his safe +return with evident joy. On one of his foraging expeditions, in a +deserted and ruined village to which he had come in search of +provisions, Rostov found a family consisting of an old Pole and his +daughter with an infant in arms. They were half clad, hungry, too weak +to get away on foot and had no means of obtaining a conveyance. Rostov +brought them to his quarters, placed them in his own lodging, and kept +them for some weeks while the old man was recovering. One of his +comrades, talking of women, began chaffing Rostov, saying that he was +more wily than any of them and that it would not be a bad thing if he +introduced to them the pretty Polish girl he had saved. Rostov took the +joke as an insult, flared up, and said such unpleasant things to the +officer that it was all Denisov could do to prevent a duel. When the +officer had gone away, Denisov, who did not himself know what Rostov's +relations with the Polish girl might be, began to upbraid him for his +quickness of temper, and Rostov replied: + +"Say what you like.... She is like a sister to me, and I can't tell you +how it offended me... because... well, for that reason...." + +Denisov patted him on the shoulder and began rapidly pacing the room +without looking at Rostov, as was his way at moments of deep feeling. + +"Ah, what a mad bweed you Wostovs are!" he muttered, and Rostov noticed +tears in his eyes. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +In April the troops were enlivened by news of the Emperor's arrival, but +Rostov had no chance of being present at the review he held at +Bartenstein, as the Pavlograds were at the outposts far beyond that +place. + +They were bivouacking. Denisov and Rostov were living in an earth hut, +dug out for them by the soldiers and roofed with branches and turf. The +hut was made in the following manner, which had then come into vogue. A +trench was dug three and a half feet wide, four feet eight inches deep, +and eight feet long. At one end of the trench, steps were cut out and +these formed the entrance and vestibule. The trench itself was the room, +in which the lucky ones, such as the squadron commander, had a board, +lying on piles at the end opposite the entrance, to serve as a table. On +each side of the trench, the earth was cut out to a breadth of about two +and a half feet, and this did duty for bedsteads and couches. The roof +was so constructed that one could stand up in the middle of the trench +and could even sit up on the beds if one drew close to the table. +Denisov, who was living luxuriously because the soldiers of his squadron +liked him, had also a board in the roof at the farther end, with a piece +of (broken but mended) glass in it for a window. When it was very cold, +embers from the soldiers' campfire were placed on a bent sheet of iron +on the steps in the "reception room"--as Denisov called that part of the +hut--and it was then so warm that the officers, of whom there were +always some with Denisov and Rostov, sat in their shirt sleeves. + +In April, Rostov was on orderly duty. One morning, between seven and +eight, returning after a sleepless night, he sent for embers, changed +his rain-soaked underclothes, said his prayers, drank tea, got warm, +then tidied up the things on the table and in his own corner, and, his +face glowing from exposure to the wind and with nothing on but his +shirt, lay down on his back, putting his arms under his head. He was +pleasantly considering the probability of being promoted in a few days +for his last reconnoitering expedition, and was awaiting Denisov, who +had gone out somewhere and with whom he wanted a talk. + +Suddenly he heard Denisov shouting in a vibrating voice behind the hut, +evidently much excited. Rostov moved to the window to see whom he was +speaking to, and saw the quartermaster, Topcheenko. + +"I ordered you not to let them eat that Mashka woot stuff!" Denisov was +shouting. "And I saw with my own eyes how Lazarchuk bwought some fwom +the fields." + +"I have given the order again and again, your honor, but they don't +obey," answered the quartermaster. + +Rostov lay down again on his bed and thought complacently: "Let him fuss +and bustle now, my job's done and I'm lying down--capitally!" He could +hear that Lavrushka--that sly, bold orderly of Denisov's--was talking, +as well as the quartermaster. Lavrushka was saying something about +loaded wagons, biscuits, and oxen he had seen when he had gone out for +provisions. + +Then Denisov's voice was heard shouting farther and farther away. +"Saddle! Second platoon!" + +"Where are they off to now?" thought Rostov. + +Five minutes later, Denisov came into the hut, climbed with muddy boots +on the bed, lit his pipe, furiously scattered his things about, took his +leaded whip, buckled on his saber, and went out again. In answer to +Rostov's inquiry where he was going, he answered vaguely and crossly +that he had some business. + +"Let God and our gweat monarch judge me afterwards!" said Denisov going +out, and Rostov heard the hoofs of several horses splashing through the +mud. He did not even trouble to find out where Denisov had gone. Having +got warm in his corner, he fell asleep and did not leave the hut till +toward evening. Denisov had not yet returned. The weather had cleared +up, and near the next hut two officers and a cadet were playing svayka, +laughing as they threw their missiles which buried themselves in the +soft mud. Rostov joined them. In the middle of the game, the officers +saw some wagons approaching with fifteen hussars on their skinny horses +behind them. The wagons escorted by the hussars drew up to the picket +ropes and a crowd of hussars surrounded them. + +"There now, Denisov has been worrying," said Rostov, "and here are the +provisions." + +"So they are!" said the officers. "Won't the soldiers be glad!" + +A little behind the hussars came Denisov, accompanied by two infantry +officers with whom he was talking. + +Rostov went to meet them. + +"I warn you, Captain," one of the officers, a short thin man, evidently +very angry, was saying. + +"Haven't I told you I won't give them up?" replied Denisov. + +"You will answer for it, Captain. It is mutiny--seizing the transport of +one's own army. Our men have had nothing to eat for two days." + +"And mine have had nothing for two weeks," said Denisov. + +"It is robbery! You'll answer for it, sir!" said the infantry officer, +raising his voice. + +"Now, what are you pestewing me for?" cried Denisov, suddenly losing his +temper. "I shall answer for it and not you, and you'd better not buzz +about here till you get hurt. Be off! Go!" he shouted at the officers. + +"Very well, then!" shouted the little officer, undaunted and not riding +away. "If you are determined to rob, I'll..." + +"Go to the devil! quick ma'ch, while you're safe and sound!" and Denisov +turned his horse on the officer. + +"Very well, very well!" muttered the officer, threateningly, and turning +his horse he trotted away, jolting in his saddle. + +"A dog astwide a fence! A weal dog astwide a fence!" shouted Denisov +after him (the most insulting expression a cavalryman can address to a +mounted infantryman) and riding up to Rostov, he burst out laughing. + +"I've taken twansports from the infantwy by force!" he said. "After all, +can't let our men starve." + +The wagons that had reached the hussars had been consigned to an +infantry regiment, but learning from Lavrushka that the transport was +unescorted, Denisov with his hussars had seized it by force. The +soldiers had biscuits dealt out to them freely, and they even shared +them with the other squadrons. + +The next day the regimental commander sent for Denisov, and holding his +fingers spread out before his eyes said: + +"This is how I look at this affair: I know nothing about it and won't +begin proceedings, but I advise you to ride over to the staff and settle +the business there in the commissariat department and if possible sign a +receipt for such and such stores received. If not, as the demand was +booked against an infantry regiment, there will be a row and the affair +may end badly." + +From the regimental commander's, Denisov rode straight to the staff with +a sincere desire to act on this advice. In the evening he came back to +his dugout in a state such as Rostov had never yet seen him in. Denisov +could not speak and gasped for breath. When Rostov asked what was the +matter, he only uttered some incoherent oaths and threats in a hoarse, +feeble voice. + +Alarmed at Denisov's condition, Rostov suggested that he should undress, +drink some water, and send for the doctor. + +"Twy me for wobbewy... oh! Some more water... Let them twy me, but I'll +always thwash scoundwels... and I'll tell the Empewo'... Ice..." he +muttered. + +The regimental doctor, when he came, said it was absolutely necessary to +bleed Denisov. A deep saucer of black blood was taken from his hairy arm +and only then was he able to relate what had happened to him. + +"I get there," began Denisov. "'Now then, where's your chief's +quarters?' They were pointed out. 'Please to wait.' 'I've widden twenty +miles and have duties to attend to and no time to wait. Announce me.' +Vewy well, so out comes their head chief--also took it into his head to +lecture me: 'It's wobbewy!'--'Wobbewy,' I say, 'is not done by man who +seizes pwovisions to feed his soldiers, but by him who takes them to +fill his own pockets!' 'Will you please be silent?' 'Vewy good!' Then he +says: 'Go and give a weceipt to the commissioner, but your affair will +be passed on to headquarters.' I go to the commissioner. I enter, and at +the table... who do you think? No, but wait a bit!... Who is it that's +starving us?" shouted Denisov, hitting the table with the fist of his +newly bled arm so violently that the table nearly broke down and the +tumblers on it jumped about. "Telyanin! 'What? So it's you who's +starving us to death! Is it? Take this and this!' and I hit him so pat, +stwaight on his snout... 'Ah, what a... what a...!' and I sta'ted +fwashing him... Well, I've had a bit of fun I can tell you!" cried +Denisov, gleeful and yet angry, his white teeth showing under his black +mustache. "I'd have killed him if they hadn't taken him away!" + +"But what are you shouting for? Calm yourself," said Rostov. "You've set +your arm bleeding afresh. Wait, we must tie it up again." + +Denisov was bandaged up again and put to bed. Next day he woke calm and +cheerful. + +But at noon the adjutant of the regiment came into Rostov's and +Denisov's dugout with a grave and serious face and regretfully showed +them a paper addressed to Major Denisov from the regimental commander in +which inquiries were made about yesterday's occurrence. The adjutant +told them that the affair was likely to take a very bad turn: that a +court-martial had been appointed, and that in view of the severity with +which marauding and insubordination were now regarded, degradation to +the ranks would be the best that could be hoped for. + +The case, as represented by the offended parties, was that, after +seizing the transports, Major Denisov, being drunk, went to the chief +quartermaster and without any provocation called him a thief, threatened +to strike him, and on being led out had rushed into the office and given +two officials a thrashing, and dislocated the arm of one of them. + +In answer to Rostov's renewed questions, Denisov said, laughing, that he +thought he remembered that some other fellow had got mixed up in it, but +that it was all nonsense and rubbish, and he did not in the least fear +any kind of trial, and that if those scoundrels dared attack him he +would give them an answer that they would not easily forget. + +Denisov spoke contemptuously of the whole matter, but Rostov knew him +too well not to detect that (while hiding it from others) at heart he +feared a court-martial and was worried over the affair, which was +evidently taking a bad turn. Every day, letters of inquiry and notices +from the court arrived, and on the first of May, Denisov was ordered to +hand the squadron over to the next in seniority and appear before the +staff of his division to explain his violence at the commissariat +office. On the previous day Platov reconnoitered with two Cossack +regiments and two squadrons of hussars. Denisov, as was his wont, rode +out in front of the outposts, parading his courage. A bullet fired by a +French sharpshooter hit him in the fleshy part of his leg. Perhaps at +another time Denisov would not have left the regiment for so slight a +wound, but now he took advantage of it to excuse himself from appearing +at the staff and went into hospital. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +In June the battle of Friedland was fought, in which the Pavlograds did +not take part, and after that an armistice was proclaimed. Rostov, who +felt his friend's absence very much, having no news of him since he left +and feeling very anxious about his wound and the progress of his +affairs, took advantage of the armistice to get leave to visit Denisov +in hospital. + +The hospital was in a small Prussian town that had been twice devastated +by Russian and French troops. Because it was summer, when it is so +beautiful out in the fields, the little town presented a particularly +dismal appearance with its broken roofs and fences, its foul streets, +tattered inhabitants, and the sick and drunken soldiers wandering about. + +The hospital was in a brick building with some of the window frames and +panes broken and a courtyard surrounded by the remains of a wooden fence +that had been pulled to pieces. Several bandaged soldiers, with pale +swollen faces, were sitting or walking about in the sunshine in the +yard. + +Directly Rostov entered the door he was enveloped by a smell of +putrefaction and hospital air. On the stairs he met a Russian army +doctor smoking a cigar. The doctor was followed by a Russian assistant. + +"I can't tear myself to pieces," the doctor was saying. "Come to Makar +Alexeevich in the evening. I shall be there." + +The assistant asked some further questions. + +"Oh, do the best you can! Isn't it all the same?" The doctor noticed +Rostov coming upstairs. + +"What do you want, sir?" said the doctor. "What do you want? The bullets +having spared you, do you want to try typhus? This is a pesthouse, sir." + +"How so?" asked Rostov. + +"Typhus, sir. It's death to go in. Only we two, Makeev and I" (he +pointed to the assistant), "keep on here. Some five of us doctors have +died in this place.... When a new one comes he is done for in a week," +said the doctor with evident satisfaction. "Prussian doctors have been +invited here, but our allies don't like it at all." + +Rostov explained that he wanted to see Major Denisov of the hussars, who +was wounded. + +"I don't know. I can't tell you, sir. Only think! I am alone in charge +of three hospitals with more than four hundred patients! It's well that +the charitable Prussian ladies send us two pounds of coffee and some +lint each month or we should be lost!" he laughed. "Four hundred, sir, +and they're always sending me fresh ones. There are four hundred? Eh?" +he asked, turning to the assistant. + +The assistant looked fagged out. He was evidently vexed and impatient +for the talkative doctor to go. + +"Major Denisov," Rostov said again. "He was wounded at Molliten." + +"Dead, I fancy. Eh, Makeev?" queried the doctor, in a tone of +indifference. + +The assistant, however, did not confirm the doctor's words. + +"Is he tall and with reddish hair?" asked the doctor. + +Rostov described Denisov's appearance. + +"There was one like that," said the doctor, as if pleased. "That one is +dead, I fancy. However, I'll look up our list. We had a list. Have you +got it, Makeev?" + +"Makar Alexeevich has the list," answered the assistant. "But if you'll +step into the officers' wards you'll see for yourself," he added, +turning to Rostov. + +"Ah, you'd better not go, sir," said the doctor, "or you may have to +stay here yourself." + +But Rostov bowed himself away from the doctor and asked the assistant to +show him the way. + +"Only don't blame me!" the doctor shouted up after him. + +Rostov and the assistant went into the dark corridor. The smell was so +strong there that Rostov held his nose and had to pause and collect his +strength before he could go on. A door opened to the right, and an +emaciated sallow man on crutches, barefoot and in underclothing, limped +out and, leaning against the doorpost, looked with glittering envious +eyes at those who were passing. Glancing in at the door, Rostov saw that +the sick and wounded were lying on the floor on straw and overcoats. + +"May I go in and look?" + +"What is there to see?" said the assistant. + +But, just because the assistant evidently did not want him to go in, +Rostov entered the soldiers' ward. The foul air, to which he had already +begun to get used in the corridor, was still stronger here. It was a +little different, more pungent, and one felt that this was where it +originated. + +In the long room, brightly lit up by the sun through the large windows, +the sick and wounded lay in two rows with their heads to the walls, and +leaving a passage in the middle. Most of them were unconscious and paid +no attention to the newcomers. Those who were conscious raised +themselves or lifted their thin yellow faces, and all looked intently at +Rostov with the same expression of hope, of relief, reproach, and envy +of another's health. Rostov went to the middle of the room and looking +through the open doors into the two adjoining rooms saw the same thing +there. He stood still, looking silently around. He had not at all +expected such a sight. Just before him, almost across the middle of the +passage on the bare floor, lay a sick man, probably a Cossack to judge +by the cut of his hair. The man lay on his back, his huge arms and legs +outstretched. His face was purple, his eyes were rolled back so that +only the whites were seen, and on his bare legs and arms which were +still red, the veins stood out like cords. He was knocking the back of +his head against the floor, hoarsely uttering some word which he kept +repeating. Rostov listened and made out the word. It was "drink, drink, +a drink!" Rostov glanced round, looking for someone who would put this +man back in his place and bring him water. + +"Who looks after the sick here?" he asked the assistant. + +Just then a commissariat soldier, a hospital orderly, came in from the +next room, marching stiffly, and drew up in front of Rostov. + +"Good day, your honor!" he shouted, rolling his eyes at Rostov and +evidently mistaking him for one of the hospital authorities. + +"Get him to his place and give him some water," said Rostov, pointing to +the Cossack. + +"Yes, your honor," the soldier replied complacently, and rolling his +eyes more than ever he drew himself up still straighter, but did not +move. + +"No, it's impossible to do anything here," thought Rostov, lowering his +eyes, and he was going out, but became aware of an intense look fixed on +him on his right, and he turned. Close to the corner, on an overcoat, +sat an old, unshaven, gray-bearded soldier as thin as a skeleton, with a +stern sallow face and eyes intently fixed on Rostov. The man's neighbor +on one side whispered something to him, pointing at Rostov, who noticed +that the old man wanted to speak to him. He drew nearer and saw that the +old man had only one leg bent under him, the other had been amputated +above the knee. His neighbor on the other side, who lay motionless some +distance from him with his head thrown back, was a young soldier with a +snub nose. His pale waxen face was still freckled and his eyes were +rolled back. Rostov looked at the young soldier and a cold chill ran +down his back. + +"Why, this one seems..." he began, turning to the assistant. + +"And how we've been begging, your honor," said the old soldier, his jaw +quivering. "He's been dead since morning. After all we're men, not +dogs." + +"I'll send someone at once. He shall be taken away--taken away at once," +said the assistant hurriedly. "Let us go, your honor." + +"Yes, yes, let us go," said Rostov hastily, and lowering his eyes and +shrinking, he tried to pass unnoticed between the rows of reproachful +envious eyes that were fixed upon him, and went out of the room. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Going along the corridor, the assistant led Rostov to the officers' +wards, consisting of three rooms, the doors of which stood open. There +were beds in these rooms and the sick and wounded officers were lying or +sitting on them. Some were walking about the rooms in hospital dressing +gowns. The first person Rostov met in the officers' ward was a thin +little man with one arm, who was walking about the first room in a +nightcap and hospital dressing gown, with a pipe between his teeth. +Rostov looked at him, trying to remember where he had seen him before. + +"See where we've met again!" said the little man. "Tushin, Tushin, don't +you remember, who gave you a lift at Schon Grabern? And I've had a bit +cut off, you see..." he went on with a smile, pointing to the empty +sleeve of his dressing gown. "Looking for Vasili Dmitrich Denisov? My +neighbor," he added, when he heard who Rostov wanted. "Here, here," and +Tushin led him into the next room, from whence came sounds of several +laughing voices. + +"How can they laugh, or even live at all here?" thought Rostov, still +aware of that smell of decomposing flesh that had been so strong in the +soldiers' ward, and still seeming to see fixed on him those envious +looks which had followed him out from both sides, and the face of that +young soldier with eyes rolled back. + +Denisov lay asleep on his bed with his head under the blanket, though it +was nearly noon. + +"Ah, Wostov? How are you, how are you?" he called out, still in the same +voice as in the regiment, but Rostov noticed sadly that under this +habitual ease and animation some new, sinister, hidden feeling showed +itself in the expression of Denisov's face and the intonations of his +voice. + +His wound, though a slight one, had not yet healed even now, six weeks +after he had been hit. His face had the same swollen pallor as the faces +of the other hospital patients, but it was not this that struck Rostov. +What struck him was that Denisov did not seem glad to see him, and +smiled at him unnaturally. He did not ask about the regiment, nor about +the general state of affairs, and when Rostov spoke of these matters did +not listen. + +Rostov even noticed that Denisov did not like to be reminded of the +regiment, or in general of that other free life which was going on +outside the hospital. He seemed to try to forget that old life and was +only interested in the affair with the commissariat officers. On +Rostov's inquiry as to how the matter stood, he at once produced from +under his pillow a paper he had received from the commission and the +rough draft of his answer to it. He became animated when he began +reading his paper and specially drew Rostov's attention to the stinging +rejoinders he made to his enemies. His hospital companions, who had +gathered round Rostov--a fresh arrival from the world outside--gradually +began to disperse as soon as Denisov began reading his answer. Rostov +noticed by their faces that all those gentlemen had already heard that +story more than once and were tired of it. Only the man who had the next +bed, a stout Uhlan, continued to sit on his bed, gloomily frowning and +smoking a pipe, and little one-armed Tushin still listened, shaking his +head disapprovingly. In the middle of the reading, the Uhlan interrupted +Denisov. + +"But what I say is," he said, turning to Rostov, "it would be best +simply to petition the Emperor for pardon. They say great rewards will +now be distributed, and surely a pardon would be granted...." + +"Me petition the Empewo'!" exclaimed Denisov, in a voice to which he +tried hard to give the old energy and fire, but which sounded like an +expression of irritable impotence. "What for? If I were a wobber I would +ask mercy, but I'm being court-martialed for bwinging wobbers to book. +Let them twy me, I'm not afwaid of anyone. I've served the Tsar and my +countwy honowably and have not stolen! And am I to be degwaded?... +Listen, I'm w'iting to them stwaight. This is what I say: 'If I had +wobbed the Tweasuwy...'" + +"It's certainly well written," said Tushin, "but that's not the point, +Vasili Dmitrich," and he also turned to Rostov. "One has to submit, and +Vasili Dmitrich doesn't want to. You know the auditor told you it was a +bad business." + +"Well, let it be bad," said Denisov. + +"The auditor wrote out a petition for you," continued Tushin, "and you +ought to sign it and ask this gentleman to take it. No doubt he" +(indicating Rostov) "has connections on the staff. You won't find a +better opportunity." + +"Haven't I said I'm not going to gwovel?" Denisov interrupted him, went +on reading his paper. + +Rostov had not the courage to persuade Denisov, though he instinctively +felt that the way advised by Tushin and the other officers was the +safest, and though he would have been glad to be of service to Denisov. +He knew his stubborn will and straightforward hasty temper. + +When the reading of Denisov's virulent reply, which took more than an +hour, was over, Rostov said nothing, and he spent the rest of the day in +a most dejected state of mind amid Denisov's hospital comrades, who had +gathered round him, telling them what he knew and listening to their +stories. Denisov was moodily silent all the evening. + +Late in the evening, when Rostov was about to leave, he asked Denisov +whether he had no commission for him. + +"Yes, wait a bit," said Denisov, glancing round at the officers, and +taking his papers from under his pillow he went to the window, where he +had an inkpot, and sat down to write. + +"It seems it's no use knocking one's head against a wall!" he said, +coming from the window and giving Rostov a large envelope. In it was the +petition to the Emperor drawn up by the auditor, in which Denisov, +without alluding to the offenses of the commissariat officials, simply +asked for pardon. + +"Hand it in. It seems..." + +He did not finish, but gave a painfully unnatural smile. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +Having returned to the regiment and told the commander the state of +Denisov's affairs, Rostov rode to Tilsit with the letter to the Emperor. + +On the thirteenth of June the French and Russian Emperors arrived in +Tilsit. Boris Drubetskoy had asked the important personage on whom he +was in attendance, to include him in the suite appointed for the stay at +Tilsit. + +"I should like to see the great man," he said, alluding to Napoleon, +whom hitherto he, like everyone else, had always called Buonaparte. + +"You are speaking of Buonaparte?" asked the general, smiling. + +Boris looked at his general inquiringly and immediately saw that he was +being tested. + +"I am speaking, Prince, of the Emperor Napoleon," he replied. The +general patted him on the shoulder, with a smile. + +"You will go far," he said, and took him to Tilsit with him. + +Boris was among the few present at the Niemen on the day the two +Emperors met. He saw the raft, decorated with monograms, saw Napoleon +pass before the French Guards on the farther bank of the river, saw the +pensive face of the Emperor Alexander as he sat in silence in a tavern +on the bank of the Niemen awaiting Napoleon's arrival, saw both Emperors +get into boats, and saw how Napoleon--reaching the raft first--stepped +quickly forward to meet Alexander and held out his hand to him, and how +they both retired into the pavilion. Since he had begun to move in the +highest circles Boris had made it his habit to watch attentively all +that went on around him and to note it down. At the time of the meeting +at Tilsit he asked the names of those who had come with Napoleon and +about the uniforms they wore, and listened attentively to words spoken +by important personages. At the moment the Emperors went into the +pavilion he looked at his watch, and did not forget to look at it again +when Alexander came out. The interview had lasted an hour and fifty- +three minutes. He noted this down that same evening, among other facts +he felt to be of historic importance. As the Emperor's suite was a very +small one, it was a matter of great importance, for a man who valued his +success in the service, to be at Tilsit on the occasion of this +interview between the two Emperors, and having succeeded in this, Boris +felt that henceforth his position was fully assured. He had not only +become known, but people had grown accustomed to him and accepted him. +Twice he had executed commissions to the Emperor himself, so that the +latter knew his face, and all those at court, far from cold-shouldering +him as at first when they considered him a newcomer, would now have been +surprised had he been absent. + +Boris lodged with another adjutant, the Polish Count Zhilinski. +Zhilinski, a Pole brought up in Paris, was rich, and passionately fond +of the French, and almost every day of the stay at Tilsit, French +officers of the Guard and from French headquarters were dining and +lunching with him and Boris. + +On the evening of the twenty-fourth of June, Count Zhilinski arranged a +supper for his French friends. The guest of honor was an aide-de-camp of +Napoleon's, there were also several French officers of the Guard, and a +page of Napoleon's, a young lad of an old aristocratic French family. +That same day, Rostov, profiting by the darkness to avoid being +recognized in civilian dress, came to Tilsit and went to the lodging +occupied by Boris and Zhilinski. + +Rostov, in common with the whole army from which he came, was far from +having experienced the change of feeling toward Napoleon and the French- +-who from being foes had suddenly become friends--that had taken place +at headquarters and in Boris. In the army, Bonaparte and the French were +still regarded with mingled feelings of anger, contempt, and fear. Only +recently, talking with one of Platov's Cossack officers, Rostov had +argued that if Napoleon were taken prisoner he would be treated not as a +sovereign, but as a criminal. Quite lately, happening to meet a wounded +French colonel on the road, Rostov had maintained with heat that peace +was impossible between a legitimate sovereign and the criminal +Bonaparte. Rostov was therefore unpleasantly struck by the presence of +French officers in Boris' lodging, dressed in uniforms he had been +accustomed to see from quite a different point of view from the outposts +of the flank. As soon as he noticed a French officer, who thrust his +head out of the door, that warlike feeling of hostility which he always +experienced at the sight of the enemy suddenly seized him. He stopped at +the threshold and asked in Russian whether Drubetskoy lived there. +Boris, hearing a strange voice in the anteroom, came out to meet him. An +expression of annoyance showed itself for a moment on his face on first +recognizing Rostov. + +"Ah, it's you? Very glad, very glad to see you," he said, however, +coming toward him with a smile. But Rostov had noticed his first +impulse. + +"I've come at a bad time I think. I should not have come, but I have +business," he said coldly. + +"No, I only wonder how you managed to get away from your regiment. Dans +un moment je suis a vous," * he said, answering someone who called him. + + +* "In a minute I shall be at your disposal." + +"I see I'm intruding," Rostov repeated. + +The look of annoyance had already disappeared from Boris' face: having +evidently reflected and decided how to act, he very quietly took both +Rostov's hands and led him into the next room. His eyes, looking +serenely and steadily at Rostov, seemed to be veiled by something, as if +screened by blue spectacles of conventionality. So it seemed to Rostov. + +"Oh, come now! As if you could come at a wrong time!" said Boris, and he +led him into the room where the supper table was laid and introduced him +to his guests, explaining that he was not a civilian, but an hussar +officer, and an old friend of his. + +"Count Zhilinski--le Comte N. N.--le Capitaine S. S.," said he, naming +his guests. Rostov looked frowningly at the Frenchmen, bowed +reluctantly, and remained silent. + +Zhilinski evidently did not receive this new Russian person very +willingly into his circle and did not speak to Rostov. Boris did not +appear to notice the constraint the newcomer produced and, with the same +pleasant composure and the same veiled look in his eyes with which he +had met Rostov, tried to enliven the conversation. One of the Frenchmen, +with the politeness characteristic of his countrymen, addressed the +obstinately taciturn Rostov, saying that the latter had probably come to +Tilsit to see the Emperor. + +"No, I came on business," replied Rostov, briefly. + +Rostov had been out of humor from the moment he noticed the look of +dissatisfaction on Boris' face, and as always happens to those in a bad +humor, it seemed to him that everyone regarded him with aversion and +that he was in everybody's way. He really was in their way, for he alone +took no part in the conversation which again became general. The looks +the visitors cast on him seemed to say: "And what is he sitting here +for?" He rose and went up to Boris. + +"Anyhow, I'm in your way," he said in a low tone. "Come and talk over my +business and I'll go away." + +"Oh, no, not at all," said Boris. "But if you are tired, come and lie +down in my room and have a rest." + +"Yes, really..." + +They went into the little room where Boris slept. Rostov, without +sitting down, began at once, irritably (as if Boris were to blame in +some way) telling him about Denisov's affair, asking him whether, +through his general, he could and would intercede with the Emperor on +Denisov's behalf and get Denisov's petition handed in. When he and Boris +were alone, Rostov felt for the first time that he could not look Boris +in the face without a sense of awkwardness. Boris, with one leg crossed +over the other and stroking his left hand with the slender fingers of +his right, listened to Rostov as a general listens to the report of a +subordinate, now looking aside and now gazing straight into Rostov's +eyes with the same veiled look. Each time this happened Rostov felt +uncomfortable and cast down his eyes. + +"I have heard of such cases and know that His Majesty is very severe in +such affairs. I think it would be best not to bring it before the +Emperor, but to apply to the commander of the corps.... But in general, +I think..." + +"So you don't want to do anything? Well then, say so!" Rostov almost +shouted, not looking Boris in the face. + +Boris smiled. + +"On the contrary, I will do what I can. Only I thought..." + +At that moment Zhilinski's voice was heard calling Boris. + +"Well then, go, go, go..." said Rostov, and refusing supper and +remaining alone in the little room, he walked up and down for a long +time, hearing the lighthearted French conversation from the next room. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +Rostov had come to Tilsit the day least suitable for a petition on +Denisov's behalf. He could not himself go to the general in attendance +as he was in mufti and had come to Tilsit without permission to do so, +and Boris, even had he wished to, could not have done so on the +following day. On that day, June 27, the preliminaries of peace were +signed. The Emperors exchanged decorations: Alexander received the Cross +of the Legion of Honor and Napoleon the Order of St. Andrew of the First +Degree, and a dinner had been arranged for the evening, given by a +battalion of the French Guards to the Preobrazhensk battalion. The +Emperors were to be present at that banquet. + +Rostov felt so ill at ease and uncomfortable with Boris that, when the +latter looked in after supper, he pretended to be asleep, and early next +morning went away, avoiding Boris. In his civilian clothes and a round +hat, he wandered about the town, staring at the French and their +uniforms and at the streets and houses where the Russian and French +Emperors were staying. In a square he saw tables being set up and +preparations made for the dinner; he saw the Russian and French colors +draped from side to side of the streets, with huge monograms A and N. In +the windows of the houses also flags and bunting were displayed. + +"Boris doesn't want to help me and I don't want to ask him. That's +settled," thought Nicholas. "All is over between us, but I won't leave +here without having done all I can for Denisov and certainly not without +getting his letter to the Emperor. The Emperor!... He is here!" thought +Rostov, who had unconsciously returned to the house where Alexander +lodged. + +Saddled horses were standing before the house and the suite were +assembling, evidently preparing for the Emperor to come out. + +"I may see him at any moment," thought Rostov. "If only I were to hand +the letter direct to him and tell him all... could they really arrest me +for my civilian clothes? Surely not! He would understand on whose side +justice lies. He understands everything, knows everything. Who can be +more just, more magnanimous than he? And even if they did arrest me for +being here, what would it matter?" thought he, looking at an officer who +was entering the house the Emperor occupied. "After all, people do go +in.... It's all nonsense! I'll go in and hand the letter to the Emperor +myself so much the worse for Drubetskoy who drives me to it!" And +suddenly with a determination he himself did not expect, Rostov felt for +the letter in his pocket and went straight to the house. + +"No, I won't miss my opportunity now, as I did after Austerlitz," he +thought, expecting every moment to meet the monarch, and conscious of +the blood that rushed to his heart at the thought. "I will fall at his +feet and beseech him. He will lift me up, will listen, and will even +thank me. 'I am happy when I can do good, but to remedy injustice is the +greatest happiness,'" Rostov fancied the sovereign saying. And passing +people who looked after him with curiosity, he entered the porch of the +Emperor's house. + +A broad staircase led straight up from the entry, and to the right he +saw a closed door. Below, under the staircase, was a door leading to the +lower floor. + +"Whom do you want?" someone inquired. + +"To hand in a letter, a petition, to His Majesty," said Nicholas, with a +tremor in his voice. + +"A petition? This way, to the officer on duty" (he was shown the door +leading downstairs), "only it won't be accepted." + +On hearing this indifferent voice, Rostov grew frightened at what he was +doing; the thought of meeting the Emperor at any moment was so +fascinating and consequently so alarming that he was ready to run away, +but the official who had questioned him opened the door, and Rostov +entered. + +A short stout man of about thirty, in white breeches and high boots and +a batiste shirt that he had evidently only just put on, standing in that +room, and his valet was buttoning on to the back of his breeches a new +pair of handsome silk-embroidered braces that, for some reason, +attracted Rostov's attention. This man was speaking to someone in the +adjoining room. + +"A good figure and in her first bloom," he was saying, but on seeing +Rostov, he stopped short and frowned. + +"What is it? A petition?" + +"What is it?" asked the person in the other room. + +"Another petitioner," answered the man with the braces. + +"Tell him to come later. He'll be coming out directly, we must go." + +"Later... later! Tomorrow. It's too late..." + +Rostov turned and was about to go, but the man in the braces stopped +him. + +"Whom have you come from? Who are you?" + +"I come from Major Denisov," answered Rostov. + +"Are you an officer?" + +"Lieutenant Count Rostov." + +"What audacity! Hand it in through your commander. And go along with +you... go," and he continued to put on the uniform the valet handed him. + +Rostov went back into the hall and noticed that in the porch there were +many officers and generals in full parade uniform, whom he had to pass. + +Cursing his temerity, his heart sinking at the thought of finding +himself at any moment face to face with the Emperor and being put to +shame and arrested in his presence, fully alive now to the impropriety +of his conduct and repenting of it, Rostov, with downcast eyes, was +making his way out of the house through the brilliant suite when a +familiar voice called him and a hand detained him. + +"What are you doing here, sir, in civilian dress?" asked a deep voice. + +It was a cavalry general who had obtained the Emperor's special favor +during this campaign, and who had formerly commanded the division in +which Rostov was serving. + +Rostov, in dismay, began justifying himself, but seeing the kindly, +jocular face of the general, he took him aside and in an excited voice +told him the whole affair, asking him to intercede for Denisov, whom the +general knew. Having heard Rostov to the end, the general shook his head +gravely. + +"I'm sorry, sorry for that fine fellow. Give me the letter." + +Hardly had Rostov handed him the letter and finished explaining +Denisov's case, when hasty steps and the jingling of spurs were heard on +the stairs, and the general, leaving him, went to the porch. The +gentlemen of the Emperor's suite ran down the stairs and went to their +horses. Hayne, the same groom who had been at Austerlitz, led up the +Emperor's horse, and the faint creak of a footstep Rostov knew at once +was heard on the stairs. Forgetting the danger of being recognized, +Rostov went close to the porch, together with some inquisitive +civilians, and again, after two years, saw those features he adored: +that same face and same look and step, and the same union of majesty and +mildness.... And the feeling of enthusiasm and love for his sovereign +rose again in Rostov's soul in all its old force. In the uniform of the +Preobrazhensk regiment--white chamois-leather breeches and high boots-- +and wearing a star Rostov did not know (it was that of the Legion +d'honneur), the monarch came out into the porch, putting on his gloves +and carrying his hat under his arm. He stopped and looked about him, +brightening everything around by his glance. He spoke a few words to +some of the generals, and, recognizing the former commander of Rostov's +division, smiled and beckoned to him. + +All the suite drew back and Rostov saw the general talking for some time +to the Emperor. + +The Emperor said a few words to him and took a step toward his horse. +Again the crowd of members of the suite and street gazers (among whom +was Rostov) moved nearer to the Emperor. Stopping beside his horse, with +his hand on the saddle, the Emperor turned to the cavalry general and +said in a loud voice, evidently wishing to be heard by all: + +"I cannot do it, General. I cannot, because the law is stronger than I," +and he raised his foot to the stirrup. + +The general bowed his head respectfully, and the monarch mounted and +rode down the street at a gallop. Beside himself with enthusiasm, Rostov +ran after him with the crowd. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +The Emperor rode to the square where, facing one another, a battalion of +the Preobrazhensk regiment stood on the right and a battalion of the +French Guards in their bearskin caps on the left. + +As the Tsar rode up to one flank of the battalions, which presented +arms, another group of horsemen galloped up to the opposite flank, and +at the head of them Rostov recognized Napoleon. It could be no one else. +He came at a gallop, wearing a small hat, a blue uniform open over a +white vest, and the St. Andrew ribbon over his shoulder. He was riding a +very fine thoroughbred gray Arab horse with a crimson gold-embroidered +saddlecloth. On approaching Alexander he raised his hat, and as he did +so, Rostov, with his cavalryman's eye, could not help noticing that +Napoleon did not sit well or firmly in the saddle. The battalions +shouted "Hurrah!" and "Vive l'Empereur!" Napoleon said something to +Alexander, and both Emperors dismounted and took each other's hands. +Napoleon's face wore an unpleasant and artificial smile. Alexander was +saying something affable to him. + +In spite of the trampling of the French gendarmes' horses, which were +pushing back the crowd, Rostov kept his eyes on every movement of +Alexander and Bonaparte. It struck him as a surprise that Alexander +treated Bonaparte as an equal and that the latter was quite at ease with +the Tsar, as if such relations with an Emperor were an everyday matter +to him. + +Alexander and Napoleon, with the long train of their suites, approached +the right flank of the Preobrazhensk battalion and came straight up to +the crowd standing there. The crowd unexpectedly found itself so close +to the Emperors that Rostov, standing in the front row, was afraid he +might be recognized. + +"Sire, I ask your permission to present the Legion of Honor to the +bravest of your soldiers," said a sharp, precise voice, articulating +every letter. + +This was said by the undersized Napoleon, looking up straight into +Alexander's eyes. Alexander listened attentively to what was said to him +and, bending his head, smiled pleasantly. + +"To him who has borne himself most bravely in this last war," added +Napoleon, accentuating each syllable, as with a composure and assurance +exasperating to Rostov, he ran his eyes over the Russian ranks drawn up +before him, who all presented arms with their eyes fixed on their +Emperor. + +"Will Your Majesty allow me to consult the colonel?" said Alexander and +took a few hasty steps toward Prince Kozlovski, the commander of the +battalion. + +Bonaparte meanwhile began taking the glove off his small white hand, +tore it in doing so, and threw it away. An aide-de-camp behind him +rushed forward and picked it up. + +"To whom shall it be given?" the Emperor Alexander asked Koslovski, in +Russian in a low voice. + +"To whomever Your Majesty commands." + +The Emperor knit his brows with dissatisfaction and, glancing back, +remarked: + +"But we must give him an answer." + +Kozlovski scanned the ranks resolutely and included Rostov in his +scrutiny. + +"Can it be me?" thought Rostov. + +"Lazarev!" the colonel called, with a frown, and Lazarev, the first +soldier in the rank, stepped briskly forward. + +"Where are you off to? Stop here!" voices whispered to Lazarev who did +not know where to go. Lazarev stopped, casting a sidelong look at his +colonel in alarm. His face twitched, as often happens to soldiers called +before the ranks. + +Napoleon slightly turned his head, and put his plump little hand out +behind him as if to take something. The members of his suite, guessing +at once what he wanted, moved about and whispered as they passed +something from one to another, and a page--the same one Rostov had seen +the previous evening at Boris'--ran forward and, bowing respectfully +over the outstretched hand and not keeping it waiting a moment, laid in +it an Order on a red ribbon. Napoleon, without looking, pressed two +fingers together and the badge was between them. Then he approached +Lazarev (who rolled his eyes and persistently gazed at his own monarch), +looked round at the Emperor Alexander to imply that what he was now +doing was done for the sake of his ally, and the small white hand +holding the Order touched one of Lazarev's buttons. It was as if +Napoleon knew that it was only necessary for his hand to deign to touch +that soldier's breast for the soldier to be forever happy, rewarded, and +distinguished from everyone else in the world. Napoleon merely laid the +cross on Lazarev's breast and, dropping his hand, turned toward +Alexander as though sure that the cross would adhere there. And it +really did. + +Officious hands, Russian and French, immediately seized the cross and +fastened it to the uniform. Lazarev glanced morosely at the little man +with white hands who was doing something to him and, still standing +motionless presenting arms, looked again straight into Alexander's eyes, +as if asking whether he should stand there, or go away, or do something +else. But receiving no orders, he remained for some time in that rigid +position. + +The Emperors remounted and rode away. The Preobrazhensk battalion, +breaking rank, mingled with the French Guards and sat down at the tables +prepared for them. + +Lazarev sat in the place of honor. Russian and French officers embraced +him, congratulated him, and pressed his hands. Crowds of officers and +civilians drew near merely to see him. A rumble of Russian and French +voices and laughter filled the air round the tables in the square. Two +officers with flushed faces, looking cheerful and happy, passed by +Rostov. + +"What d'you think of the treat? All on silver plate," one of them was +saying. "Have you seen Lazarev?" + +"I have." + +"Tomorrow, I hear, the Preobrazhenskis will give them a dinner." + +"Yes, but what luck for Lazarev! Twelve hundred francs' pension for +life." + +"Here's a cap, lads!" shouted a Preobrazhensk soldier, donning a shaggy +French cap. + +"It's a fine thing! First-rate!" + +"Have you heard the password?" asked one Guards' officer of another. +"The day before yesterday it was 'Napoleon, France, bravoure'; +yesterday, 'Alexandre, Russie, grandeur.' One day our Emperor gives it +and next day Napoleon. Tomorrow our Emperor will send a St. George's +Cross to the bravest of the French Guards. It has to be done. He must +respond in kind." + +Boris, too, with his friend Zhilinski, came to see the Preobrazhensk +banquet. On his way back, he noticed Rostov standing by the corner of a +house. + +"Rostov! How d'you do? We missed one another," he said, and could not +refrain from asking what was the matter, so strangely dismal and +troubled was Rostov's face. + +"Nothing, nothing," replied Rostov. + +"You'll call round?" + +"Yes, I will." + +Rostov stood at that corner for a long time, watching the feast from a +distance. In his mind, a painful process was going on which he could not +bring to a conclusion. Terrible doubts rose in his soul. Now he +remembered Denisov with his changed expression, his submission, and the +whole hospital, with arms and legs torn off and its dirt and disease. So +vividly did he recall that hospital stench of dead flesh that he looked +round to see where the smell came from. Next he thought of that self- +satisfied Bonaparte, with his small white hand, who was now an Emperor, +liked and respected by Alexander. Then why those severed arms and legs +and those dead men?... Then again he thought of Lazarev rewarded and +Denisov punished and unpardoned. He caught himself harboring such +strange thoughts that he was frightened. + +The smell of the food the Preobrazhenskis were eating and a sense of +hunger recalled him from these reflections; he had to get something to +eat before going away. He went to a hotel he had noticed that morning. +There he found so many people, among them officers who, like himself, +had come in civilian clothes, that he had difficulty in getting a +dinner. Two officers of his own division joined him. The conversation +naturally turned on the peace. The officers, his comrades, like most of +the army, were dissatisfied with the peace concluded after the battle of +Friedland. They said that had we held out a little longer Napoleon would +have been done for, as his troops had neither provisions nor ammunition. +Nicholas ate and drank (chiefly the latter) in silence. He finished a +couple of bottles of wine by himself. The process in his mind went on +tormenting him without reaching a conclusion. He feared to give way to +his thoughts, yet could not get rid of them. Suddenly, on one of the +officers' saying that it was humiliating to look at the French, Rostov +began shouting with uncalled-for wrath, and therefore much to the +surprise of the officers: + +"How can you judge what's best?" he cried, the blood suddenly rushing to +his face. "How can you judge the Emperor's actions? What right have we +to argue? We cannot comprehend either the Emperor's aims or his +actions!" + +"But I never said a word about the Emperor!" said the officer, +justifying himself, and unable to understand Rostov's outburst, except +on the supposition that he was drunk. + +But Rostov did not listen to him. + +"We are not diplomatic officials, we are soldiers and nothing more," he +went on. "If we are ordered to die, we must die. If we're punished, it +means that we have deserved it, it's not for us to judge. If the Emperor +pleases to recognize Bonaparte as Emperor and to conclude an alliance +with him, it means that that is the right thing to do. If once we begin +judging and arguing about everything, nothing sacred will be left! That +way we shall be saying there is no God--nothing!" shouted Nicholas, +banging the table--very little to the point as it seemed to his +listeners, but quite relevantly to the course of his own thoughts. + +"Our business is to do our duty, to fight and not to think! That's +all...." said he. + +"And to drink," said one of the officers, not wishing to quarrel. + +"Yes, and to drink," assented Nicholas. "Hullo there! Another bottle!" +he shouted. + +In 1808 the Emperor Alexander went to Erfurt for a fresh interview with +the Emperor Napoleon, and in the upper circles of Petersburg there was +much talk of the grandeur of this important meeting. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +In 1809 the intimacy between "the world's two arbiters," as Napoleon and +Alexander were called, was such that when Napoleon declared war on +Austria a Russian corps crossed the frontier to co-operate with our old +enemy Bonaparte against our old ally the Emperor of Austria, and in +court circles the possibility of marriage between Napoleon and one of +Alexander's sisters was spoken of. But besides considerations of foreign +policy, the attention of Russian society was at that time keenly +directed on the internal changes that were being undertaken in all the +departments of government. + +Life meanwhile--real life, with its essential interests of health and +sickness, toil and rest, and its intellectual interests in thought, +science, poetry, music, love, friendship, hatred, and passions--went on +as usual, independently of and apart from political friendship or enmity +with Napoleon Bonaparte and from all the schemes of reconstruction. + +BOOK SIX: 1808 - 10 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Prince Andrew had spent two years continuously in the country. + +All the plans Pierre had attempted on his estates--and constantly +changing from one thing to another had never accomplished--were carried +out by Prince Andrew without display and without perceptible difficulty. + +He had in the highest degree a practical tenacity which Pierre lacked, +and without fuss or strain on his part this set things going. + +On one of his estates the three hundred serfs were liberated and became +free agricultural laborers--this being one of the first examples of the +kind in Russia. On other estates the serfs' compulsory labor was +commuted for a quitrent. A trained midwife was engaged for Bogucharovo +at his expense, and a priest was paid to teach reading and writing to +the children of the peasants and household serfs. + +Prince Andrew spent half his time at Bald Hills with his father and his +son, who was still in the care of nurses. The other half he spent in +"Bogucharovo Cloister," as his father called Prince Andrew's estate. +Despite the indifference to the affairs of the world he had expressed to +Pierre, he diligently followed all that went on, received many books, +and to his surprise noticed that when he or his father had visitors from +Petersburg, the very vortex of life, these people lagged behind himself- +-who never left the country--in knowledge of what was happening in home +and foreign affairs. + +Besides being occupied with his estates and reading a great variety of +books, Prince Andrew was at this time busy with a critical survey of our +last two unfortunate campaigns, and with drawing up a proposal for a +reform of the army rules and regulations. + +In the spring of 1809 he went to visit the Ryazan estates which had been +inherited by his son, whose guardian he was. + +Warmed by the spring sunshine he sat in the caleche looking at the new +grass, the first leaves on the birches, and the first puffs of white +spring clouds floating across the clear blue sky. He was not thinking of +anything, but looked absent-mindedly and cheerfully from side to side. + +They crossed the ferry where he had talked with Pierre the year before. +They went through the muddy village, past threshing floors and green +fields of winter rye, downhill where snow still lodged near the bridge, +uphill where the clay had been liquefied by the rain, past strips of +stubble land and bushes touched with green here and there, and into a +birch forest growing on both sides of the road. In the forest it was +almost hot, no wind could be felt. The birches with their sticky green +leaves were motionless, and lilac-colored flowers and the first blades +of green grass were pushing up and lifting last year's leaves. The +coarse evergreen color of the small fir trees scattered here and there +among the birches was an unpleasant reminder of winter. On entering the +forest the horses began to snort and sweated visibly. + +Peter the footman made some remark to the coachman; the latter assented. +But apparently the coachman's sympathy was not enough for Peter, and he +turned on the box toward his master. + +"How pleasant it is, your excellency!" he said with a respectful smile. + +"What?" + +"It's pleasant, your excellency!" + + +"What is he talking about?" thought Prince Andrew. "Oh, the spring, I +suppose," he thought as he turned round. "Yes, really everything is +green already.... How early! The birches and cherry and alders too are +coming out.... But the oaks show no sign yet. Ah, here is one oak!" + +At the edge of the road stood an oak. Probably ten times the age of the +birches that formed the forest, it was ten times as thick and twice as +tall as they. It was an enormous tree, its girth twice as great as a man +could embrace, and evidently long ago some of its branches had been +broken off and its bark scarred. With its huge ungainly limbs sprawling +unsymmetrically, and its gnarled hands and fingers, it stood an aged, +stern, and scornful monster among the smiling birch trees. Only the +dead-looking evergreen firs dotted about in the forest, and this oak, +refused to yield to the charm of spring or notice either the spring or +the sunshine. + +"Spring, love, happiness!" this oak seemed to say. "Are you not weary of +that stupid, meaningless, constantly repeated fraud? Always the same and +always a fraud? There is no spring, no sun, no happiness! Look at those +cramped dead firs, ever the same, and at me too, sticking out my broken +and barked fingers just where they have grown, whether from my back or +my sides: as they have grown so I stand, and I do not believe in your +hopes and your lies." + +As he passed through the forest Prince Andrew turned several times to +look at that oak, as if expecting something from it. Under the oak, too, +were flowers and grass, but it stood among them scowling, rigid, +misshapen, and grim as ever. + +"Yes, the oak is right, a thousand times right," thought Prince Andrew. +"Let others--the young--yield afresh to that fraud, but we know life, +our life is finished!" + +A whole sequence of new thoughts, hopeless but mournfully pleasant, rose +in his soul in connection with that tree. During this journey he, as it +were, considered his life afresh and arrived at his old conclusion, +restful in its hopelessness: that it was not for him to begin anything +anew--but that he must live out his life, content to do no harm, and not +disturbing himself or desiring anything. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +Prince Andrew had to see the Marshal of the Nobility for the district in +connection with the affairs of the Ryazan estate of which he was +trustee. This Marshal was Count Ilya Rostov, and in the middle of May +Prince Andrew went to visit him. + +It was now hot spring weather. The whole forest was already clothed in +green. It was dusty and so hot that on passing near water one longed to +bathe. + +Prince Andrew, depressed and preoccupied with the business about which +he had to speak to the Marshal, was driving up the avenue in the grounds +of the Rostovs' house at Otradnoe. He heard merry girlish cries behind +some trees on the right and saw a group of girls running to cross the +path of his caleche. Ahead of the rest and nearer to him ran a dark- +haired, remarkably slim, pretty girl in a yellow chintz dress, with a +white handkerchief on her head from under which loose locks of hair +escaped. The girl was shouting something but, seeing that he was a +stranger, ran back laughing without looking at him. + +Suddenly, he did not know why, he felt a pang. The day was so beautiful, +the sun so bright, everything around so gay, but that slim pretty girl +did not know, or wish to know, of his existence and was contented and +cheerful in her own separate--probably foolish--but bright and happy +life. "What is she so glad about? What is she thinking of? Not of the +military regulations or of the arrangement of the Ryazan serfs' +quitrents. Of what is she thinking? Why is she so happy?" Prince Andrew +asked himself with instinctive curiosity. + +In 1809 Count Ilya Rostov was living at Otradnoe just as he had done in +former years, that is, entertaining almost the whole province with +hunts, theatricals, dinners, and music. He was glad to see Prince +Andrew, as he was to see any new visitor, and insisted on his staying +the night. + +During the dull day, in the course of which he was entertained by his +elderly hosts and by the more important of the visitors (the old count's +house was crowded on account of an approaching name day), Prince Andrew +repeatedly glanced at Natasha, gay and laughing among the younger +members of the company, and asked himself each time, "What is she +thinking about? Why is she so glad?" + +That night, alone in new surroundings, he was long unable to sleep. He +read awhile and then put out his candle, but relit it. It was hot in the +room, the inside shutters of which were closed. He was cross with the +stupid old man (as he called Rostov), who had made him stay by assuring +him that some necessary documents had not yet arrived from town, and he +was vexed with himself for having stayed. + +He got up and went to the window to open it. As soon as he opened the +shutters the moonlight, as if it had long been watching for this, burst +into the room. He opened the casement. The night was fresh, bright, and +very still. Just before the window was a row of pollard trees, looking +black on one side and with a silvery light on the other. Beneath the +trees grew some kind of lush, wet, bushy vegetation with silver-lit +leaves and stems here and there. Farther back beyond the dark trees a +roof glittered with dew, to the right was a leafy tree with brilliantly +white trunk and branches, and above it shone the moon, nearly at its +full, in a pale, almost starless, spring sky. Prince Andrew leaned his +elbows on the window ledge and his eyes rested on that sky. + +His room was on the first floor. Those in the rooms above were also +awake. He heard female voices overhead. + +"Just once more," said a girlish voice above him which Prince Andrew +recognized at once. + +"But when are you coming to bed?" replied another voice. + +"I won't, I can't sleep, what's the use? Come now for the last time." + + +Two girlish voices sang a musical passage--the end of some song. + +"Oh, how lovely! Now go to sleep, and there's an end of it." + +"You go to sleep, but I can't," said the first voice, coming nearer to +the window. She was evidently leaning right out, for the rustle of her +dress and even her breathing could be heard. Everything was stone-still, +like the moon and its light and the shadows. Prince Andrew, too, dared +not stir, for fear of betraying his unintentional presence. + +"Sonya! Sonya!" he again heard the first speaker. "Oh, how can you +sleep? Only look how glorious it is! Ah, how glorious! Do wake up, +Sonya!" she said almost with tears in her voice. "There never, never was +such a lovely night before!" + +Sonya made some reluctant reply. + +"Do just come and see what a moon!... Oh, how lovely! Come here.... +Darling, sweetheart, come here! There, you see? I feel like sitting down +on my heels, putting my arms round my knees like this, straining tight, +as tight as possible, and flying away! Like this...." + +"Take care, you'll fall out." + +He heard the sound of a scuffle and Sonya's disapproving voice: "It's +past one o'clock." + +"Oh, you only spoil things for me. All right, go, go!" + +Again all was silent, but Prince Andrew knew she was still sitting +there. From time to time he heard a soft rustle and at times a sigh. + +"O God, O God! What does it mean?" she suddenly exclaimed. "To bed then, +if it must be!" and she slammed the casement. + +"For her I might as well not exist!" thought Prince Andrew while he +listened to her voice, for some reason expecting yet fearing that she +might say something about him. "There she is again! As if it were on +purpose," thought he. + +In his soul there suddenly arose such an unexpected turmoil of youthful +thoughts and hopes, contrary to the whole tenor of his life, that unable +to explain his condition to himself he lay down and fell asleep at once. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Next morning, having taken leave of no one but the count, and not +waiting for the ladies to appear, Prince Andrew set off for home. + +It was already the beginning of June when on his return journey he drove +into the birch forest where the gnarled old oak had made so strange and +memorable an impression on him. In the forest the harness bells sounded +yet more muffled than they had done six weeks before, for now all was +thick, shady, and dense, and the young firs dotted about in the forest +did not jar on the general beauty but, lending themselves to the mood +around, were delicately green with fluffy young shoots. + +The whole day had been hot. Somewhere a storm was gathering, but only a +small cloud had scattered some raindrops lightly, sprinkling the road +and the sappy leaves. The left side of the forest was dark in the shade, +the right side glittered in the sunlight, wet and shiny and scarcely +swayed by the breeze. Everything was in blossom, the nightingales +trilled, and their voices reverberated now near, now far away. + +"Yes, here in this forest was that oak with which I agreed," thought +Prince Andrew. "But where is it?" he again wondered, gazing at the left +side of the road, and without recognizing it he looked with admiration +at the very oak he sought. The old oak, quite transfigured, spreading +out a canopy of sappy dark-green foliage, stood rapt and slightly +trembling in the rays of the evening sun. Neither gnarled fingers nor +old scars nor old doubts and sorrows were any of them in evidence now. +Through the hard century-old bark, even where there were no twigs, +leaves had sprouted such as one could hardly believe the old veteran +could have produced. + +"Yes, it is the same oak," thought Prince Andrew, and all at once he was +seized by an unreasoning springtime feeling of joy and renewal. All the +best moments of his life suddenly rose to his memory. Austerlitz with +the lofty heavens, his wife's dead reproachful face, Pierre at the +ferry, that girl thrilled by the beauty of the night, and that night +itself and the moon, and.... all this rushed suddenly to his mind. + +"No, life is not over at thirty-one!" Prince Andrew suddenly decided +finally and decisively. "It is not enough for me to know what I have in +me--everyone must know it: Pierre, and that young girl who wanted to fly +away into the sky, everyone must know me, so that my life may not be +lived for myself alone while others live so apart from it, but so that +it may be reflected in them all, and they and I may live in harmony!" + +On reaching home Prince Andrew decided to go to Petersburg that autumn +and found all sorts of reasons for this decision. A whole series of +sensible and logical considerations showing it to be essential for him +to go to Petersburg, and even to re-enter the service, kept springing up +in his mind. He could not now understand how he could ever even have +doubted the necessity of taking an active share in life, just as a month +before he had not understood how the idea of leaving the quiet country +could ever enter his head. It now seemed clear to him that all his +experience of life must be senselessly wasted unless he applied it to +some kind of work and again played an active part in life. He did not +even remember how formerly, on the strength of similar wretched logical +arguments, it had seemed obvious that he would be degrading himself if +he now, after the lessons he had had in life, allowed himself to believe +in the possibility of being useful and in the possibility of happiness +or love. Now reason suggested quite the opposite. After that journey to +Ryazan he found the country dull; his former pursuits no longer +interested him, and often when sitting alone in his study he got up, +went to the mirror, and gazed a long time at his own face. Then he would +turn away to the portrait of his dead Lise, who with hair curled a la +grecque looked tenderly and gaily at him out of the gilt frame. She did +not now say those former terrible words to him, but looked simply, +merrily, and inquisitively at him. And Prince Andrew, crossing his arms +behind him, long paced the room, now frowning, now smiling, as he +reflected on those irrational, inexpressible thoughts, secret as a +crime, which altered his whole life and were connected with Pierre, with +fame, with the girl at the window, the oak, and woman's beauty and love. +And if anyone came into his room at such moments he was particularly +cold, stern, and above all unpleasantly logical. + +"My dear," Princess Mary entering at such a moment would say, "little +Nicholas can't go out today, it's very cold." + +"If it were hot," Prince Andrew would reply at such times very dryly to +his sister, "he could go out in his smock, but as it is cold he must +wear warm clothes, which were designed for that purpose. That is what +follows from the fact that it is cold; and not that a child who needs +fresh air should remain at home," he would add with extreme logic, as if +punishing someone for those secret illogical emotions that stirred +within him. + +At such moments Princess Mary would think how intellectual work dries +men up. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Prince Andrew arrived in Petersburg in August, 1809. It was the time +when the youthful Speranski was at the zenith of his fame and his +reforms were being pushed forward with the greatest energy. That same +August the Emperor was thrown from his caleche, injured his leg, and +remained three weeks at Peterhof, receiving Speranski every day and no +one else. At that time the two famous decrees were being prepared that +so agitated society--abolishing court ranks and introducing examinations +to qualify for the grades of Collegiate Assessor and State Councilor-- +and not merely these but a whole state constitution, intended to change +the existing order of government in Russia: legal, administrative, and +financial, from the Council of State down to the district tribunals. Now +those vague liberal dreams with which the Emperor Alexander had ascended +the throne, and which he had tried to put into effect with the aid of +his associates, Czartoryski, Novosiltsev, Kochubey, and Strogonov--whom +he himself in jest had called his Comite de salut public--were taking +shape and being realized. + +Now all these men were replaced by Speranski on the civil side, and +Arakcheev on the military. Soon after his arrival Prince Andrew, as a +gentleman of the chamber, presented himself at court and at a levee. The +Emperor, though he met him twice, did not favor him with a single word. +It had always seemed to Prince Andrew before that he was antipathetic to +the Emperor and that the latter disliked his face and personality +generally, and in the cold, repellent glance the Emperor gave him, he +now found further confirmation of this surmise. The courtiers explained +the Emperor's neglect of him by His Majesty's displeasure at Bolkonski's +not having served since 1805. + +"I know myself that one cannot help one's sympathies and antipathies," +thought Prince Andrew, "so it will not do to present my proposal for the +reform of the army regulations to the Emperor personally, but the +project will speak for itself." + +He mentioned what he had written to an old field marshal, a friend of +his father's. The field marshal made an appointment to see him, received +him graciously, and promised to inform the Emperor. A few days later +Prince Andrew received notice that he was to go to see the Minister of +War, Count Arakcheev. + +On the appointed day Prince Andrew entered Count Arakcheev's waiting +room at nine in the morning. + +He did not know Arakcheev personally, had never seen him, and all he had +heard of him inspired him with but little respect for the man. + +"He is Minister of War, a man trusted by the Emperor, and I need not +concern myself about his personal qualities: he has been commissioned to +consider my project, so he alone can get it adopted," thought Prince +Andrew as he waited among a number of important and unimportant people +in Count Arakcheev's waiting room. + +During his service, chiefly as an adjutant, Prince Andrew had seen the +anterooms of many important men, and the different types of such rooms +were well known to him. Count Arakcheev's anteroom had quite a special +character. The faces of the unimportant people awaiting their turn for +an audience showed embarrassment and servility; the faces of those of +higher rank expressed a common feeling of awkwardness, covered by a mask +of unconcern and ridicule of themselves, their situation, and the person +for whom they were waiting. Some walked thoughtfully up and down, others +whispered and laughed. Prince Andrew heard the nickname "Sila +Andreevich" and the words, "Uncle will give it to us hot," in reference +to Count Arakcheev. One general (an important personage), evidently +feeling offended at having to wait so long, sat crossing and uncrossing +his legs and smiling contemptuously to himself. + +But the moment the door opened one feeling alone appeared on all faces-- +that of fear. Prince Andrew for the second time asked the adjutant on +duty to take in his name, but received an ironical look and was told +that his turn would come in due course. After some others had been shown +in and out of the minister's room by the adjutant on duty, an officer +who struck Prince Andrew by his humiliated and frightened air was +admitted at that terrible door. This officer's audience lasted a long +time. Then suddenly the grating sound of a harsh voice was heard from +the other side of the door, and the officer--with pale face and +trembling lips--came out and passed through the waiting room, clutching +his head. + +After this Prince Andrew was conducted to the door and the officer on +duty said in a whisper, "To the right, at the window." + +Prince Andrew entered a plain tidy room and saw at the table a man of +forty with a long waist, a long closely cropped head, deep wrinkles, +scowling brows above dull greenish-hazel eyes and an overhanging red +nose. Arakcheev turned his head toward him without looking at him. + +"What is your petition?" asked Arakcheev. + +"I am not petitioning, your excellency," returned Prince Andrew quietly. + +Arakcheev's eyes turned toward him. + +"Sit down," said he. "Prince Bolkonski?" + +"I am not petitioning about anything. His Majesty the Emperor has +deigned to send your excellency a project submitted by me..." + +"You see, my dear sir, I have read your project," interrupted Arakcheev, +uttering only the first words amiably and then--again without looking at +Prince Andrew--relapsing gradually into a tone of grumbling contempt. +"You are proposing new military laws? There are many laws but no one to +carry out the old ones. Nowadays everybody designs laws, it is easier +writing than doing." + +"I came at His Majesty the Emperor's wish to learn from your excellency +how you propose to deal with the memorandum I have presented," said +Prince Andrew politely. + +"I have endorsed a resolution on your memorandum and sent it to the +committee. I do not approve of it," said Arakcheev, rising and taking a +paper from his writing table. "Here!" and he handed it to Prince Andrew. + +Across the paper was scrawled in pencil, without capital letters, +misspelled, and without punctuation: "Unsoundly constructed because +resembles an imitation of the French military code and from the Articles +of War needlessly deviating." + +"To what committee has the memorandum been referred?" inquired Prince +Andrew. + +"To the Committee on Army Regulations, and I have recommended that your +honor should be appointed a member, but without a salary." + +Prince Andrew smiled. + +"I don't want one." + +"A member without salary," repeated Arakcheev. "I have the honor... Eh! +Call the next one! Who else is there?" he shouted, bowing to Prince +Andrew. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +While waiting for the announcement of his appointment to the committee +Prince Andrew looked up his former acquaintances, particularly those he +knew to be in power and whose aid he might need. In Petersburg he now +experienced the same feeling he had had on the eve of a battle, when +troubled by anxious curiosity and irresistibly attracted to the ruling +circles where the future, on which the fate of millions depended, was +being shaped. From the irritation of the older men, the curiosity of the +uninitiated, the reserve of the initiated, the hurry and preoccupation +of everyone, and the innumerable committees and commissions of whose +existence he learned every day, he felt that now, in 1809, here in +Petersburg a vast civil conflict was in preparation, the commander in +chief of which was a mysterious person he did not know, but who was +supposed to be a man of genius--Speranski. And this movement of +reconstruction of which Prince Andrew had a vague idea, and Speranski +its chief promoter, began to interest him so keenly that the question of +the army regulations quickly receded to a secondary place in his +consciousness. + +Prince Andrew was most favorably placed to secure good reception in the +highest and most diverse Petersburg circles of the day. The reforming +party cordially welcomed and courted him, in the first place because he +was reputed to be clever and very well read, and secondly because by +liberating his serfs he had obtained the reputation of being a liberal. +The party of the old and dissatisfied, who censured the innovations, +turned to him expecting his sympathy in their disapproval of the +reforms, simply because he was the son of his father. The feminine +society world welcomed him gladly, because he was rich, distinguished, a +good match, and almost a newcomer, with a halo of romance on account of +his supposed death and the tragic loss of his wife. Besides this the +general opinion of all who had known him previously was that he had +greatly improved during these last five years, having softened and grown +more manly, lost his former affectation, pride, and contemptuous irony, +and acquired the serenity that comes with years. People talked about +him, were interested in him, and wanted to meet him. + +The day after his interview with Count Arakcheev, Prince Andrew spent +the evening at Count Kochubey's. He told the count of his interview with +Sila Andreevich (Kochubey spoke of Arakcheev by that nickname with the +same vague irony Prince Andrew had noticed in the Minister of War's +anteroom). + +"Mon cher, even in this case you can't do without Michael Mikhaylovich +Speranski. He manages everything. I'll speak to him. He has promised to +come this evening." + +"What has Speranski to do with the army regulations?" asked Prince +Andrew. + +Kochubey shook his head smilingly, as if surprised at Bolkonski's +simplicity. + +"We were talking to him about you a few days ago," Kochubey continued, +"and about your freed plowmen." + +"Oh, is it you, Prince, who have freed your serfs?" said an old man of +Catherine's day, turning contemptuously toward Bolkonski. + +"It was a small estate that brought in no profit," replied Prince +Andrew, trying to extenuate his action so as not to irritate the old man +uselessly. + +"Afraid of being late..." said the old man, looking at Kochubey. + +"There's one thing I don't understand," he continued. "Who will plow the +land if they are set free? It is easy to write laws, but difficult to +rule.... Just the same as now--I ask you, Count--who will be heads of +the departments when everybody has to pass examinations?" + +"Those who pass the examinations, I suppose," replied Kochubey, crossing +his legs and glancing round. + +"Well, I have Pryanichnikov serving under me, a splendid man, a +priceless man, but he's sixty. Is he to go up for examination?" + +"Yes, that's a difficulty, as education is not at all general, but..." + +Count Kochubey did not finish. He rose, took Prince Andrew by the arm, +and went to meet a tall, bald, fair man of about forty with a large open +forehead and a long face of unusual and peculiar whiteness, who was just +entering. The newcomer wore a blue swallow-tail coat with a cross +suspended from his neck and a star on his left breast. It was Speranski. +Prince Andrew recognized him at once, and felt a throb within him, as +happens at critical moments of life. Whether it was from respect, envy, +or anticipation, he did not know. Speranski's whole figure was of a +peculiar type that made him easily recognizable. In the society in which +Prince Andrew lived he had never seen anyone who together with awkward +and clumsy gestures possessed such calmness and self-assurance; he had +never seen so resolute yet gentle an expression as that in those half- +closed, rather humid eyes, or so firm a smile that expressed nothing; +nor had he heard such a refined, smooth, soft voice; above all he had +never seen such delicate whiteness of face or hands--hands which were +broad, but very plump, soft, and white. Such whiteness and softness +Prince Andrew had only seen on the faces of soldiers who had been long +in hospital. This was Speranski, Secretary of State, reporter to the +Emperor and his companion at Erfurt, where he had more than once met and +talked with Napoleon. + +Speranski did not shift his eyes from one face to another as people +involuntarily do on entering a large company and was in no hurry to +speak. He spoke slowly, with assurance that he would be listened to, and +he looked only at the person with whom he was conversing. + +Prince Andrew followed Speranski's every word and movement with +particular attention. As happens to some people, especially to men who +judge those near to them severely, he always on meeting anyone new-- +especially anyone whom, like Speranski, he knew by reputation--expected +to discover in him the perfection of human qualities. + +Speranski told Kochubey he was sorry he had been unable to come sooner +as he had been detained at the palace. He did not say that the Emperor +had kept him, and Prince Andrew noticed this affectation of modesty. +When Kochubey introduced Prince Andrew, Speranski slowly turned his eyes +to Bolkonski with his customary smile and looked at him in silence. + +"I am very glad to make your acquaintance. I had heard of you, as +everyone has," he said after a pause. + +Kochubey said a few words about the reception Arakcheev had given +Bolkonski. Speranski smiled more markedly. + +"The chairman of the Committee on Army Regulations is my good friend +Monsieur Magnitski," he said, fully articulating every word and +syllable, "and if you like I can put you in touch with him." He paused +at the full stop. "I hope you will find him sympathetic and ready to co- +operate in promoting all that is reasonable." + +A circle soon formed round Speranski, and the old man who had talked +about his subordinate Pryanichnikov addressed a question to him. + +Prince Andrew without joining in the conversation watched every movement +of Speranski's: this man, not long since an insignificant divinity +student, who now, Bolkonski thought, held in his hands--those plump +white hands--the fate of Russia. Prince Andrew was struck by the +extraordinarily disdainful composure with which Speranski answered the +old man. He appeared to address condescending words to him from an +immeasurable height. When the old man began to speak too loud, Speranski +smiled and said he could not judge of the advantage or disadvantage of +what pleased the sovereign. + +Having talked for a little while in the general circle, Speranski rose +and coming up to Prince Andrew took him along to the other end of the +room. It was clear that he thought it necessary to interest himself in +Bolkonski. + +"I had no chance to talk with you, Prince, during the animated +conversation in which that venerable gentleman involved me," he said +with a mildly contemptuous smile, as if intimating by that smile that he +and Prince Andrew understood the insignificance of the people with whom +he had just been talking. This flattered Prince Andrew. "I have known of +you for a long time: first from your action with regard to your serfs, a +first example, of which it is very desirable that there should be more +imitators; and secondly because you are one of those gentlemen of the +chamber who have not considered themselves offended by the new decree +concerning the ranks allotted to courtiers, which is causing so much +gossip and tittle-tattle." + +"No," said Prince Andrew, "my father did not wish me to take advantage +of the privilege. I began the service from the lower grade." + +"Your father, a man of the last century, evidently stands above our +contemporaries who so condemn this measure which merely reestablishes +natural justice." + +"I think, however, that these condemnations have some ground," returned +Prince Andrew, trying to resist Speranski's influence, of which he began +to be conscious. He did not like to agree with him in everything and +felt a wish to contradict. Though he usually spoke easily and well, he +felt a difficulty in expressing himself now while talking with +Speranski. He was too much absorbed in observing the famous man's +personality. + +"Grounds of personal ambition maybe," Speranski put in quietly. + +"And of state interest to some extent," said Prince Andrew. + +"What do you mean?" asked Speranski quietly, lowering his eyes. + +"I am an admirer of Montesquieu," replied Prince Andrew, "and his idea +that le principe des monarchies est l'honneur me parait incontestable. +Certains droits et privileges de la noblesse me paraissent etre des +moyens de soutenir ce sentiment." * + + +* "The principle of monarchies is honor seems to me incontestable. +Certain rights and privileges for the aristocracy appear to me a means +of maintaining that sentiment." + +The smile vanished from Speranski's white face, which was much improved +by the change. Probably Prince Andrew's thought interested him. + +"Si vous envisagez la question sous ce point de vue," * he began, +pronouncing French with evident difficulty, and speaking even slower +than in Russian but quite calmly. + + +* "If you regard the question from that point of view." + +Speranski went on to say that honor, l'honneur, cannot be upheld by +privileges harmful to the service; that honor, l'honneur, is either a +negative concept of not doing what is blameworthy or it is a source of +emulation in pursuit of commendation and rewards, which recognize it. +His arguments were concise, simple, and clear. + +"An institution upholding honor, the source of emulation, is one similar +to the Legion d'honneur of the great Emperor Napoleon, not harmful but +helpful to the success of the service, but not a class or court +privilege." + +"I do not dispute that, but it cannot be denied that court privileges +have attained the same end," returned Prince Andrew. "Every courtier +considers himself bound to maintain his position worthily." + +"Yet you do not care to avail yourself of the privilege, Prince," said +Speranski, indicating by a smile that he wished to finish amiably an +argument which was embarrassing for his companion. "If you will do me +the honor of calling on me on Wednesday," he added, "I will, after +talking with Magnitski, let you know what may interest you, and shall +also have the pleasure of a more detailed chat with you." + +Closing his eyes, he bowed a la francaise, without taking leave, and +trying to attract as little attention as possible, he left the room. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +During the first weeks of his stay in Petersburg Prince Andrew felt the +whole trend of thought he had formed during his life of seclusion quite +overshadowed by the trifling cares that engrossed him in that city. + +On returning home in the evening he would jot down in his notebook four +or five necessary calls or appointments for certain hours. The mechanism +of life, the arrangement of the day so as to be in time everywhere, +absorbed the greater part of his vital energy. He did nothing, did not +even think or find time to think, but only talked, and talked +successfully, of what he had thought while in the country. + +He sometimes noticed with dissatisfaction that he repeated the same +remark on the same day in different circles. But he was so busy for +whole days together that he had no time to notice that he was thinking +of nothing. + +As he had done on their first meeting at Kochubey's, Speranski produced +a strong impression on Prince Andrew on the Wednesday, when he received +him tête-à-tête at his own house and talked to him long and +confidentially. + +To Bolkonski so many people appeared contemptible and insignificant +creatures, and he so longed to find in someone the living ideal of that +perfection toward which he strove, that he readily believed that in +Speranski he had found this ideal of a perfectly rational and virtuous +man. Had Speranski sprung from the same class as himself and possessed +the same breeding and traditions, Bolkonski would soon have discovered +his weak, human, unheroic sides; but as it was, Speranski's strange and +logical turn of mind inspired him with respect all the more because he +did not quite understand him. Moreover, Speranski, either because he +appreciated the other's capacity or because he considered it necessary +to win him to his side, showed off his dispassionate calm reasonableness +before Prince Andrew and flattered him with that subtle flattery which +goes hand in hand with self-assurance and consists in a tacit assumption +that one's companion is the only man besides oneself capable of +understanding the folly of the rest of mankind and the reasonableness +and profundity of one's own ideas. + +During their long conversation on Wednesday evening, Speranski more than +once remarked: "We regard everything that is above the common level of +rooted custom..." or, with a smile: "But we want the wolves to be fed +and the sheep to be safe..." or: "They cannot understand this..." and +all in a way that seemed to say: "We, you and I, understand what they +are and who we are." + +This first long conversation with Speranski only strengthened in Prince +Andrew the feeling he had experienced toward him at their first meeting. +He saw in him a remarkable, clear-thinking man of vast intellect who by +his energy and persistence had attained power, which he was using solely +for the welfare of Russia. In Prince Andrew's eyes Speranski was the man +he would himself have wished to be--one who explained all the facts of +life reasonably, considered important only what was rational, and was +capable of applying the standard of reason to everything. Everything +seemed so simple and clear in Speranski's exposition that Prince Andrew +involuntarily agreed with him about everything. If he replied and +argued, it was only because he wished to maintain his independence and +not submit to Speranski's opinions entirely. Everything was right and +everything was as it should be: only one thing disconcerted Prince +Andrew. This was Speranski's cold, mirrorlike look, which did not allow +one to penetrate to his soul, and his delicate white hands, which Prince +Andrew involuntarily watched as one does watch the hands of those who +possess power. This mirrorlike gaze and those delicate hands irritated +Prince Andrew, he knew not why. He was unpleasantly struck, too, by the +excessive contempt for others that he observed in Speranski, and by the +diversity of lines of argument he used to support his opinions. He made +use of every kind of mental device, except analogy, and passed too +boldly, it seemed to Prince Andrew, from one to another. Now he would +take up the position of a practical man and condemn dreamers; now that +of a satirist, and laugh ironically at his opponents; now grow severely +logical, or suddenly rise to the realm of metaphysics. (This last +resource was one he very frequently employed.) He would transfer a +question to metaphysical heights, pass on to definitions of space, time, +and thought, and, having deduced the refutation he needed, would again +descend to the level of the original discussion. + +In general the trait of Speranski's mentality which struck Prince Andrew +most was his absolute and unshakable belief in the power and authority +of reason. It was evident that the thought could never occur to him +which to Prince Andrew seemed so natural, namely, that it is after all +impossible to express all one thinks; and that he had never felt the +doubt, "Is not all I think and believe nonsense?" And it was just this +peculiarity of Speranski's mind that particularly attracted Prince +Andrew. + +During the first period of their acquaintance Bolkonski felt a +passionate admiration for him similar to that which he had once felt for +Bonaparte. The fact that Speranski was the son of a village priest, and +that stupid people might meanly despise him on account of his humble +origin (as in fact many did), caused Prince Andrew to cherish his +sentiment for him the more, and unconsciously to strengthen it. + +On that first evening Bolkonski spent with him, having mentioned the +Commission for the Revision of the Code of Laws, Speranski told him +sarcastically that the Commission had existed for a hundred and fifty +years, had cost millions, and had done nothing except that Rosenkampf +had stuck labels on the corresponding paragraphs of the different codes. + +"And that is all the state has for the millions it has spent," said he. +"We want to give the Senate new juridical powers, but we have no laws. +That is why it is a sin for men like you, Prince, not to serve in these +times!" + +Prince Andrew said that for that work an education in jurisprudence was +needed which he did not possess. + +"But nobody possesses it, so what would you have? It is a vicious circle +from which we must break a way out." + +A week later Prince Andrew was a member of the Committee on Army +Regulations and--what he had not at all expected--was chairman of a +section of the committee for the revision of the laws. At Speranski's +request he took the first part of the Civil Code that was being drawn up +and, with the aid of the Code Napoleon and the Institutes of Justinian, +he worked at formulating the section on Personal Rights. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Nearly two years before this, in 1808, Pierre on returning to Petersburg +after visiting his estates had involuntarily found himself in a leading +position among the Petersburg Freemasons. He arranged dining and funeral +lodge meetings, enrolled new members, and busied himself uniting various +lodges and acquiring authentic charters. He gave money for the erection +of temples and supplemented as far as he could the collection of alms, +in regard to which the majority of members were stingy and irregular. He +supported almost singlehanded a poorhouse the order had founded in +Petersburg. + +His life meanwhile continued as before, with the same infatuations and +dissipations. He liked to dine and drink well, and though he considered +it immoral and humiliating could not resist the temptations of the +bachelor circles in which he moved. + +Amid the turmoil of his activities and distractions, however, Pierre at +the end of a year began to feel that the more firmly he tried to rest +upon it, the more masonic ground on which he stood gave way under him. +At the same time he felt that the deeper the ground sank under him the +closer bound he involuntarily became to the order. When he had joined +the Freemasons he had experienced the feeling of one who confidently +steps onto the smooth surface of a bog. When he put his foot down it +sank in. To make quite sure of the firmness of the ground, he put his +other foot down and sank deeper still, became stuck in it, and +involuntarily waded knee-deep in the bog. + +Joseph Alexeevich was not in Petersburg--he had of late stood aside from +the affairs of the Petersburg lodges, and lived almost entirely in +Moscow. All the members of the lodges were men Pierre knew in ordinary +life, and it was difficult for him to regard them merely as Brothers in +Freemasonry and not as Prince B. or Ivan Vasilevich D., whom he knew in +society mostly as weak and insignificant men. Under the masonic aprons +and insignia he saw the uniforms and decorations at which they aimed in +ordinary life. Often after collecting alms, and reckoning up twenty to +thirty rubles received for the most part in promises from a dozen +members, of whom half were as well able to pay as himself, Pierre +remembered the masonic vow in which each Brother promised to devote all +his belongings to his neighbor, and doubts on which he tried not to +dwell arose in his soul. + +He divided the Brothers he knew into four categories. In the first he +put those who did not take an active part in the affairs of the lodges +or in human affairs, but were exclusively occupied with the mystical +science of the order: with questions of the threefold designation of +God, the three primordial elements--sulphur, mercury, and salt--or the +meaning of the square and all the various figures of the temple of +Solomon. Pierre respected this class of Brothers to which the elder ones +chiefly belonged, including, Pierre thought, Joseph Alexeevich himself, +but he did not share their interests. His heart was not in the mystical +aspect of Freemasonry. + +In the second category Pierre reckoned himself and others like him, +seeking and vacillating, who had not yet found in Freemasonry a straight +and comprehensible path, but hoped to do so. + +In the third category he included those Brothers (the majority) who saw +nothing in Freemasonry but the external forms and ceremonies, and prized +the strict performance of these forms without troubling about their +purport or significance. Such were Willarski and even the Grand Master +of the principal lodge. + +Finally, to the fourth category also a great many Brothers belonged, +particularly those who had lately joined. These according to Pierre's +observations were men who had no belief in anything, nor desire for +anything, but joined the Freemasons merely to associate with the wealthy +young Brothers who were influential through their connections or rank, +and of whom there were very many in the lodge. + +Pierre began to feel dissatisfied with what he was doing. Freemasonry, +at any rate as he saw it here, sometimes seemed to him based merely on +externals. He did not think of doubting Freemasonry itself, but +suspected that Russian Masonry had taken a wrong path and deviated from +its original principles. And so toward the end of the year he went +abroad to be initiated into the higher secrets of the order. + +In the summer of 1809 Pierre returned to Petersburg. Our Freemasons knew +from correspondence with those abroad that Bezukhov had obtained the +confidence of many highly placed persons, had been initiated into many +mysteries, had been raised to a higher grade, and was bringing back with +him much that might conduce to the advantage of the masonic cause in +Russia. The Petersburg Freemasons all came to see him, tried to +ingratiate themselves with him, and it seemed to them all that he was +preparing something for them and concealing it. + +A solemn meeting of the lodge of the second degree was convened, at +which Pierre promised to communicate to the Petersburg Brothers what he +had to deliver to them from the highest leaders of their order. The +meeting was a full one. After the usual ceremonies Pierre rose and began +his address. + +"Dear Brothers," he began, blushing and stammering, with a written +speech in his hand, "it is not sufficient to observe our mysteries in +the seclusion of our lodge--we must act--act! We are drowsing, but we +must act." Pierre raised his notebook and began to read. + +"For the dissemination of pure truth and to secure the triumph of +virtue," he read, "we must cleanse men from prejudice, diffuse +principles in harmony with the spirit of the times, undertake the +education of the young, unite ourselves in indissoluble bonds with the +wisest men, boldly yet prudently overcome superstitions, infidelity, and +folly, and form of those devoted to us a body linked together by unity +of purpose and possessed of authority and power. + +"To attain this end we must secure a preponderance of virtue over vice +and must endeavor to secure that the honest man may, even in this world, +receive a lasting reward for his virtue. But in these great endeavors we +are gravely hampered by the political institutions of today. What is to +be done in these circumstances? To favor revolutions, overthrow +everything, repel force by force?... No! We are very far from that. +Every violent reform deserves censure, for it quite fails to remedy evil +while men remain what they are, and also because wisdom needs no +violence. + +"The whole plan of our order should be based on the idea of preparing +men of firmness and virtue bound together by unity of conviction--aiming +at the punishment of vice and folly, and patronizing talent and virtue: +raising worthy men from the dust and attaching them to our Brotherhood. +Only then will our order have the power unobtrusively to bind the hands +of the protectors of disorder and to control them without their being +aware of it. In a word, we must found a form of government holding +universal sway, which should be diffused over the whole world without +destroying the bonds of citizenship, and beside which all other +governments can continue in their customary course and do everything +except what impedes the great aim of our order, which is to obtain for +virtue the victory over vice. This aim was that of Christianity itself. +It taught men to be wise and good and for their own benefit to follow +the example and instruction of the best and wisest men. + +"At that time, when everything was plunged in darkness, preaching alone +was of course sufficient. The novelty of Truth endowed her with special +strength, but now we need much more powerful methods. It is now +necessary that man, governed by his senses, should find in virtue a +charm palpable to those senses. It is impossible to eradicate the +passions; but we must strive to direct them to a noble aim, and it is +therefore necessary that everyone should be able to satisfy his passions +within the limits of virtue. Our order should provide means to that end. + +"As soon as we have a certain number of worthy men in every state, each +of them again training two others and all being closely united, +everything will be possible for our order, which has already in secret +accomplished much for the welfare of mankind." + +This speech not only made a strong impression, but created excitement in +the lodge. The majority of the Brothers, seeing in it dangerous designs +of Illuminism, * met it with a coldness that surprised Pierre. The Grand +Master began answering him, and Pierre began developing his views with +more and more warmth. It was long since there had been so stormy a +meeting. Parties were formed, some accusing Pierre of Illuminism, others +supporting him. At that meeting he was struck for the first time by the +endless variety of men's minds, which prevents a truth from ever +presenting itself identically to two persons. Even those members who +seemed to be on his side understood him in their own way with +limitations and alterations he could not agree to, as what he always +wanted most was to convey his thought to others just as he himself +understood it. + + +* The Illuminati sought to substitute republican for monarchical +institutions. + +At the end of the meeting the Grand Master with irony and ill-will +reproved Bezukhov for his vehemence and said it was not love of virtue +alone, but also a love of strife that had moved him in the dispute. +Pierre did not answer him and asked briefly whether his proposal would +be accepted. He was told that it would not, and without waiting for the +usual formalities he left the lodge and went home. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Again Pierre was overtaken by the depression he so dreaded. For three +days after the delivery of his speech at the lodge he lay on a sofa at +home receiving no one and going nowhere. + +It was just then that he received a letter from his wife, who implored +him to see her, telling him how grieved she was about him and how she +wished to devote her whole life to him. + +At the end of the letter she informed him that in a few days she would +return to Petersburg from abroad. + +Following this letter one of the masonic Brothers whom Pierre respected +less than the others forced his way in to see him and, turning the +conversation upon Pierre's matrimonial affairs, by way of fraternal +advice expressed the opinion that his severity to his wife was wrong and +that he was neglecting one of the first rules of Freemasonry by not +forgiving the penitent. + +At the same time his mother-in-law, Prince Vasili's wife, sent to him +imploring him to come if only for a few minutes to discuss a most +important matter. Pierre saw that there was a conspiracy against him and +that they wanted to reunite him with his wife, and in the mood he then +was, this was not even unpleasant to him. Nothing mattered to him. +Nothing in life seemed to him of much importance, and under the +influence of the depression that possessed him he valued neither his +liberty nor his resolution to punish his wife. + +"No one is right and no one is to blame; so she too is not to blame," he +thought. + +If he did not at once give his consent to a reunion with his wife, it +was only because in his state of depression he did not feel able to take +any step. Had his wife come to him, he would not have turned her away. +Compared to what preoccupied him, was it not a matter of indifference +whether he lived with his wife or not? + +Without replying either to his wife or his mother-in-law, Pierre late +one night prepared for a journey and started for Moscow to see Joseph +Alexeevich. This is what he noted in his diary: + +Moscow, 17th November + +I have just returned from my benefactor, and hasten to write down what I +have experienced. Joseph Alexeevich is living poorly and has for three +years been suffering from a painful disease of the bladder. No one has +ever heard him utter a groan or a word of complaint. From morning till +late at night, except when he eats his very plain food, he is working at +science. He received me graciously and made me sit down on the bed on +which he lay. I made the sign of the Knights of the East and of +Jerusalem, and he responded in the same manner, asking me with a mild +smile what I had learned and gained in the Prussian and Scottish lodges. +I told him everything as best I could, and told him what I had proposed +to our Petersburg lodge, of the bad reception I had encountered, and of +my rupture with the Brothers. Joseph Alexeevich, having remained silent +and thoughtful for a good while, told me his view of the matter, which +at once lit up for me my whole past and the future path I should follow. +He surprised me by asking whether I remembered the threefold aim of the +order: (1) The preservation and study of the mystery. (2) The +purification and reformation of oneself for its reception, and (3) The +improvement of the human race by striving for such purification. Which +is the principal aim of these three? Certainly self-reformation and +self-purification. Only to this aim can we always strive independently +of circumstances. But at the same time just this aim demands the +greatest efforts of us; and so, led astray by pride, losing sight of +this aim, we occupy ourselves either with the mystery which in our +impurity we are unworthy to receive, or seek the reformation of the +human race while ourselves setting an example of baseness and +profligacy. Illuminism is not a pure doctrine, just because it is +attracted by social activity and puffed up by pride. On this ground +Joseph Alexeevich condemned my speech and my whole activity, and in the +depth of my soul I agreed with him. Talking of my family affairs he said +to me, "the chief duty of a true Mason, as I have told you, lies in +perfecting himself. We often think that by removing all the difficulties +of our life we shall more quickly reach our aim, but on the contrary, my +dear sir, it is only in the midst of worldly cares that we can attain +our three chief aims: (1) Self-knowledge--for man can only know himself +by comparison, (2) Self-perfecting, which can only be attained by +conflict, and (3) The attainment of the chief virtue--love of death. +Only the vicissitudes of life can show us its vanity and develop our +innate love of death or of rebirth to a new life." These words are all +the more remarkable because, in spite of his great physical sufferings, +Joseph Alexeevich is never weary of life though he loves death, for +which--in spite of the purity and loftiness of his inner man--he does +not yet feel himself sufficiently prepared. My benefactor then explained +to me fully the meaning of the Great Square of creation and pointed out +to me that the numbers three and seven are the basis of everything. He +advised me not to avoid intercourse with the Petersburg Brothers, but to +take up only second-grade posts in the lodge, to try, while diverting +the Brothers from pride, to turn them toward the true path self- +knowledge and self-perfecting. Besides this he advised me for myself +personally above all to keep a watch over myself, and to that end he +gave me a notebook, the one I am now writing in and in which I will in +future note down all my actions. + +Petersburg, 23rd November + +I am again living with my wife. My mother-in-law came to me in tears and +said that Helene was here and that she implored me to hear her; that she +was innocent and unhappy at my desertion, and much more. I knew that if +I once let myself see her I should not have strength to go on refusing +what she wanted. In my perplexity I did not know whose aid and advice to +seek. Had my benefactor been here he would have told me what to do. I +went to my room and reread Joseph Alexeevich's letters and recalled my +conversations with him, and deduced from it all that I ought not to +refuse a supplicant, and ought to reach a helping hand to everyone-- +especially to one so closely bound to me--and that I must bear my cross. +But if I forgive her for the sake of doing right, then let union with +her have only a spiritual aim. That is what I decided, and what I wrote +to Joseph Alexeevich. I told my wife that I begged her to forget the +past, to forgive me whatever wrong I may have done her, and that I had +nothing to forgive. It gave me joy to tell her this. She need not know +how hard it was for me to see her again. I have settled on the upper +floor of this big house and am experiencing a happy feeling of +regeneration. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +At that time, as always happens, the highest society that met at court +and at the grand balls was divided into several circles, each with its +own particular tone. The largest of these was the French circle of the +Napoleonic alliance, the circle of Count Rumyantsev and Caulaincourt. In +this group Helene, as soon as she had settled in Petersburg with her +husband, took a very prominent place. She was visited by the members of +the French embassy and by many belonging to that circle and noted for +their intellect and polished manners. + +Helene had been at Erfurt during the famous meeting of the Emperors and +had brought from there these connections with the Napoleonic +notabilities. At Erfurt her success had been brilliant. Napoleon himself +had noticed her in the theater and said of her: "C'est un superbe +animal." * Her success as a beautiful and elegant woman did not surprise +Pierre, for she had become even handsomer than before. What did surprise +him was that during these last two years his wife had succeeded in +gaining the reputation "d' une femme charmante, aussi spirituelle que +belle." *(2) The distinguished Prince de Ligne wrote her eight-page +letters. Bilibin saved up his epigrams to produce them in Countess +Bezukhova's presence. To be received in the Countess Bezukhova's salon +was regarded as a diploma of intellect. Young men read books before +attending Helene's evenings, to have something to say in her salon, and +secretaries of the embassy, and even ambassadors, confided diplomatic +secrets to her, so that in a way Helene was a power. Pierre, who knew +she was very stupid, sometimes attended, with a strange feeling of +perplexity and fear, her evenings and dinner parties, where politics, +poetry, and philosophy were discussed. At these parties his feelings +were like those of a conjuror who always expects his trick to be found +out at any moment. But whether because stupidity was just what was +needed to run such a salon, or because those who were deceived found +pleasure in the deception, at any rate it remained unexposed and Helene +Bezukhova's reputation as a lovely and clever woman became so firmly +established that she could say the emptiest and stupidest things and +everybody would go into raptures over every word of hers and look for a +profound meaning in it of which she herself had no conception. + + +* "That's a superb animal." + +* (2) "Of a charming woman, as witty as she is lovely." + +Pierre was just the husband needed for a brilliant society woman. He was +that absent-minded crank, a grand seigneur husband who was in no one's +way, and far from spoiling the high tone and general impression of the +drawing room, he served, by the contrast he presented to her, as an +advantageous background to his elegant and tactful wife. Pierre during +the last two years, as a result of his continual absorption in abstract +interests and his sincere contempt for all else, had acquired in his +wife's circle, which did not interest him, that air of unconcern, +indifference, and benevolence toward all, which cannot be acquired +artificially and therefore inspires involuntary respect. He entered his +wife's drawing room as one enters a theater, was acquainted with +everybody, equally pleased to see everyone, and equally indifferent to +them all. Sometimes he joined in a conversation which interested him +and, regardless of whether any "gentlemen of the embassy" were present +or not, lispingly expressed his views, which were sometimes not at all +in accord with the accepted tone of the moment. But the general opinion +concerning the queer husband of "the most distinguished woman in +Petersburg" was so well established that no one took his freaks +seriously. + +Among the many young men who frequented her house every day, Boris +Drubetskoy, who had already achieved great success in the service, was +the most intimate friend of the Bezukhov household since Helene's return +from Erfurt. Helene spoke of him as "mon page" and treated him like a +child. Her smile for him was the same as for everybody, but sometimes +that smile made Pierre uncomfortable. Toward him Boris behaved with a +particularly dignified and sad deference. This shade of deference also +disturbed Pierre. He had suffered so painfully three years before from +the mortification to which his wife had subjected him that he now +protected himself from the danger of its repetition, first by not being +a husband to his wife, and secondly by not allowing himself to suspect. + +"No, now that she has become a bluestocking she has finally renounced +her former infatuations," he told himself. "There has never been an +instance of a bluestocking being carried away by affairs of the heart"-- +a statement which, though gathered from an unknown source, he believed +implicitly. Yet strange to say Boris' presence in his wife's drawing +room (and he was almost always there) had a physical effect upon Pierre; +it constricted his limbs and destroyed the unconsciousness and freedom +of his movements. + +"What a strange antipathy," thought Pierre, "yet I used to like him very +much." + +In the eyes of the world Pierre was a great gentleman, the rather blind +and absurd husband of a distinguished wife, a clever crank who did +nothing but harmed nobody and was a first-rate, good-natured fellow. But +a complex and difficult process of internal development was taking place +all this time in Pierre's soul, revealing much to him and causing him +many spiritual doubts and joys. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Pierre went on with his diary, and this is what he wrote in it during +that time: + +24th November + +Got up at eight, read the Scriptures, then went to my duties. (By Joseph +Alexeevich's advice Pierre had entered the service of the state and +served on one of the committees.) Returned home for dinner and dined +alone--the countess had many visitors I do not like. I ate and drank +moderately and after dinner copied out some passages for the Brothers. +In the evening I went down to the countess and told a funny story about +B., and only remembered that I ought not to have done so when everybody +laughed loudly at it. + +I am going to bed with a happy and tranquil mind. Great God, help me to +walk in Thy paths, (1) to conquer anger by calmness and deliberation, +(2) to vanquish lust by self-restraint and repulsion, (3) to withdraw +from worldliness, but not avoid (a) the service of the state, (b) family +duties, (c) relations with my friends, and the management of my affairs. + +27th November + +I got up late. On waking I lay long in bed yielding to sloth. O God, +help and strengthen me that I may walk in Thy ways! Read the Scriptures, +but without proper feeling. Brother Urusov came and we talked about +worldly vanities. He told me of the Emperor's new projects. I began to +criticize them, but remembered my rules and my benefactor's words--that +a true Freemason should be a zealous worker for the state when his aid +is required and a quiet onlooker when not called on to assist. My tongue +is my enemy. Brothers G. V. and O. visited me and we had a preliminary +talk about the reception of a new Brother. They laid on me the duty of +Rhetor. I feel myself weak and unworthy. Then our talk turned to the +interpretation of the seven pillars and steps of the Temple, the seven +sciences, the seven virtues, the seven vices, and the seven gifts of the +Holy Spirit. Brother O. was very eloquent. In the evening the admission +took place. The new decoration of the Premises contributed much to the +magnificence of the spectacle. It was Boris Drubetskoy who was admitted. +I nominated him and was the Rhetor. A strange feeling agitated me all +the time I was alone with him in the dark chamber. I caught myself +harboring a feeling of hatred toward him which I vainly tried to +overcome. That is why I should really like to save him from evil and +lead him into the path of truth, but evil thoughts of him did not leave +me. It seemed to me that his object in entering the Brotherhood was +merely to be intimate and in favor with members of our lodge. Apart from +the fact that he had asked me several times whether N. and S. were +members of our lodge (a question to which I could not reply) and that +according to my observation he is incapable of feeling respect for our +holy order and is too preoccupied and satisfied with the outer man to +desire spiritual improvement, I had no cause to doubt him, but he seemed +to me insincere, and all the time I stood alone with him in the dark +temple it seemed to me that he was smiling contemptuously at my words, +and I wished really to stab his bare breast with the sword I held to it. +I could not be eloquent, nor could I frankly mention my doubts to the +Brothers and to the Grand Master. Great Architect of Nature, help me to +find the true path out of the labyrinth of lies! + + +After this, three pages were left blank in the diary, and then the +following was written: + +I have had a long and instructive talk alone with Brother V., who +advised me to hold fast by Brother A. Though I am unworthy, much was +revealed to me. Adonai is the name of the creator of the world. Elohim +is the name of the ruler of all. The third name is the name unutterable +which means the All. Talks with Brother V. strengthen, refresh, and +support me in the path of virtue. In his presence doubt has no place. +The distinction between the poor teachings of mundane science and our +sacred all-embracing teaching is clear to me. Human sciences dissect +everything to comprehend it, and kill everything to examine it. In the +holy science of our order all is one, all is known in its entirety and +life. The Trinity--the three elements of matter--are sulphur, mercury, +and salt. Sulphur is of an oily and fiery nature; in combination with +salt by its fiery nature it arouses a desire in the latter by means of +which it attracts mercury, seizes it, holds it, and in combination +produces other bodies. Mercury is a fluid, volatile, spiritual essence. +Christ, the Holy Spirit, Him!... + +3rd December + +Awoke late, read the Scriptures but was apathetic. Afterwards went and +paced up and down the large hall. I wished to meditate, but instead my +imagination pictured an occurrence of four years ago, when Dolokhov, +meeting me in Moscow after our duel, said he hoped I was enjoying +perfect peace of mind in spite of my wife's absence. At the time I gave +him no answer. Now I recalled every detail of that meeting and in my +mind gave him the most malevolent and bitter replies. I recollected +myself and drove away that thought only when I found myself glowing with +anger, but I did not sufficiently repent. Afterwards Boris Drubetskoy +came and began relating various adventures. His coming vexed me from the +first, and I said something disagreeable to him. He replied. I flared up +and said much that was unpleasant and even rude to him. He became +silent, and I recollected myself only when it was too late. My God, I +cannot get on with him at all. The cause of this is my egotism. I set +myself above him and so become much worse than he, for he is lenient to +my rudeness while I on the contrary nourish contempt for him. O God, +grant that in his presence I may rather see my own vileness, and behave +so that he too may benefit. After dinner I fell asleep and as I was +drowsing off I clearly heard a voice saying in my left ear, "Thy day!" + +I dreamed that I was walking in the dark and was suddenly surrounded by +dogs, but I went on undismayed. Suddenly a smallish dog seized my left +thigh with its teeth and would not let go. I began to throttle it with +my hands. Scarcely had I torn it off before another, a bigger one, began +biting me. I lifted it up, but the higher I lifted it the bigger and +heavier it grew. And suddenly Brother A. came and, taking my arm, led me +to a building to enter which we had to pass along a narrow plank. I +stepped on it, but it bent and gave way and I began to clamber up a +fence which I could scarcely reach with my hands. After much effort I +dragged myself up, so that my leg hung down on one side and my body on +the other. I looked round and saw Brother A. standing on the fence and +pointing me to a broad avenue and garden, and in the garden was a large +and beautiful building. I woke up. O Lord, great Architect of Nature, +help me to tear from myself these dogs--my passions especially the last, +which unites in itself the strength of all the former ones, and aid me +to enter that temple of virtue to a vision of which I attained in my +dream. + +7th December + +I dreamed that Joseph Alexeevich was sitting in my house, and that I was +very glad and wished to entertain him. It seemed as if I chattered +incessantly with other people and suddenly remembered that this could +not please him, and I wished to come close to him and embrace him. But +as soon as I drew near I saw that his face had changed and grown young, +and he was quietly telling me something about the teaching of our order, +but so softly that I could not hear it. Then it seemed that we all left +the room and something strange happened. We were sitting or lying on the +floor. He was telling me something, and I wished to show him my +sensibility, and not listening to what he was saying I began picturing +to myself the condition of my inner man and the grace of God sanctifying +me. And tears came into my eyes, and I was glad he noticed this. But he +looked at me with vexation and jumped up, breaking off his remarks. I +felt abashed and asked whether what he had been saying did not concern +me; but he did not reply, gave me a kind look, and then we suddenly +found ourselves in my bedroom where there is a double bed. He lay down +on the edge of it and I burned with longing to caress him and lie down +too. And he said, "Tell me frankly what is your chief temptation? Do you +know it? I think you know it already." Abashed by this question, I +replied that sloth was my chief temptation. He shook his head +incredulously; and even more abashed, I said that though I was living +with my wife as he advised, I was not living with her as her husband. To +this he replied that one should not deprive a wife of one's embraces and +gave me to understand that that was my duty. But I replied that I should +be ashamed to do it, and suddenly everything vanished. And I awoke and +found in my mind the text from the Gospel: "The life was the light of +men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it +not." Joseph Alexeevich's face had looked young and bright. That day I +received a letter from my benefactor in which he wrote about "conjugal +duties." + +9th December + +I had a dream from which I awoke with a throbbing heart. I saw that I +was in Moscow in my house, in the big sitting room, and Joseph +Alexeevich came in from the drawing room. I seemed to know at once that +the process of regeneration had already taken place in him, and I rushed +to meet him. I embraced him and kissed his hands, and he said, "Hast +thou noticed that my face is different?" I looked at him, still holding +him in my arms, and saw that his face was young, but that he had no hair +on his head and his features were quite changed. And I said, "I should +have known you had I met you by chance," and I thought to myself, "Am I +telling the truth?" And suddenly I saw him lying like a dead body; then +he gradually recovered and went with me into my study carrying a large +book of sheets of drawing paper; I said, "I drew that," and he answered +by bowing his head. I opened the book, and on all the pages there were +excellent drawings. And in my dream I knew that these drawings +represented the love adventures of the soul with its beloved. And on its +pages I saw a beautiful representation of a maiden in transparent +garments and with a transparent body, flying up to the clouds. And I +seemed to know that this maiden was nothing else than a representation +of the Song of Songs. And looking at those drawings I dreamed I felt +that I was doing wrong, but could not tear myself away from them. Lord, +help me! My God, if Thy forsaking me is Thy doing, Thy will be done; but +if I am myself the cause, teach me what I should do! I shall perish of +my debauchery if Thou utterly desertest me! + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +The Rostovs' monetary affairs had not improved during the two years they +had spent in the country. + +Though Nicholas Rostov had kept firmly to his resolution and was still +serving modestly in an obscure regiment, spending comparatively little, +the way of life at Otradnoe--Mitenka's management of affairs, in +particular--was such that the debts inevitably increased every year. The +only resource obviously presenting itself to the old count was to apply +for an official post, so he had come to Petersburg to look for one and +also, as he said, to let the lassies enjoy themselves for the last time. + +Soon after their arrival in Petersburg Berg proposed to Vera and was +accepted. + +Though in Moscow the Rostovs belonged to the best society without +themselves giving it a thought, yet in Petersburg their circle of +acquaintances was a mixed and indefinite one. In Petersburg they were +provincials, and the very people they had entertained in Moscow without +inquiring to what set they belonged, here looked down on them. + +The Rostovs lived in the same hospitable way in Petersburg as in Moscow, +and the most diverse people met at their suppers. Country neighbors from +Otradnoe, impoverished old squires and their daughters, Peronskaya a +maid of honor, Pierre Bezukhov, and the son of their district postmaster +who had obtained a post in Petersburg. Among the men who very soon +became frequent visitors at the Rostovs' house in Petersburg were Boris, +Pierre whom the count had met in the street and dragged home with him, +and Berg who spent whole days at the Rostovs' and paid the eldest +daughter, Countess Vera, the attentions a young man pays when he intends +to propose. + +Not in vain had Berg shown everybody his right hand wounded at +Austerlitz and held a perfectly unnecessary sword in his left. He +narrated that episode so persistently and with so important an air that +everyone believed in the merit and usefulness of his deed, and he had +obtained two decorations for Austerlitz. + +In the Finnish war he also managed to distinguish himself. He had picked +up the scrap of a grenade that had killed an aide-de-camp standing near +the commander-in-chief and had taken it to his commander. Just as he had +done after Austerlitz, he related this occurrence at such length and so +insistently that everyone again believed it had been necessary to do +this, and he received two decorations for the Finnish war also. In 1809 +he was a captain in the Guards, wore medals, and held some special +lucrative posts in Petersburg. + +Though some skeptics smiled when told of Berg's merits, it could not be +denied that he was a painstaking and brave officer, on excellent terms +with his superiors, and a moral young man with a brilliant career before +him and an assured position in society. + +Four years before, meeting a German comrade in the stalls of a Moscow +theater, Berg had pointed out Vera Rostova to him and had said in +German, "das soll mein Weib werden," * and from that moment had made up +his mind to marry her. Now in Petersburg, having considered the Rostovs' +position and his own, he decided that the time had come to propose. + + +* "That girl shall be my wife." + +Berg's proposal was at first received with a perplexity that was not +flattering to him. At first it seemed strange that the son of an obscure +Livonian gentleman should propose marriage to a Countess Rostova; but +Berg's chief characteristic was such a naive and good natured egotism +that the Rostovs involuntarily came to think it would be a good thing, +since he himself was so firmly convinced that it was good, indeed +excellent. Moreover, the Rostovs' affairs were seriously embarrassed, as +the suitor could not but know; and above all, Vera was twenty-four, had +been taken out everywhere, and though she was certainly good-looking and +sensible, no one up to now had proposed to her. So they gave their +consent. + +"You see," said Berg to his comrade, whom he called "friend" only +because he knew that everyone has friends, "you see, I have considered +it all, and should not marry if I had not thought it all out or if it +were in any way unsuitable. But on the contrary, my papa and mamma are +now provided for--I have arranged that rent for them in the Baltic +Provinces--and I can live in Petersburg on my pay, and with her fortune +and my good management we can get along nicely. I am not marrying for +money--I consider that dishonorable--but a wife should bring her share +and a husband his. I have my position in the service, she has +connections and some means. In our times that is worth something, isn't +it? But above all, she is a handsome, estimable girl, and she loves +me..." + +Berg blushed and smiled. + +"And I love her, because her character is sensible and very good. Now +the other sister, though they are the same family, is quite different-- +an unpleasant character and has not the same intelligence. She is so... +you know?... Unpleasant... But my fiancee!... Well, you will be coming," +he was going to say, "to dine," but changed his mind and said "to take +tea with us," and quickly doubling up his tongue he blew a small round +ring of tobacco smoke, perfectly embodying his dream of happiness. + +After the first feeling of perplexity aroused in the parents by Berg's +proposal, the holiday tone of joyousness usual at such times took +possession of the family, but the rejoicing was external and insincere. +In the family's feeling toward this wedding a certain awkwardness and +constraint was evident, as if they were ashamed of not having loved Vera +sufficiently and of being so ready to get her off their hands. The old +count felt this most. He would probably have been unable to state the +cause of his embarrassment, but it resulted from the state of his +affairs. He did not know at all how much he had, what his debts amounted +to, or what dowry he could give Vera. When his daughters were born he +had assigned to each of them, for her dowry, an estate with three +hundred serfs; but one of these estates had already been sold, and the +other was mortgaged and the interest so much in arrears that it would +have to be sold, so that it was impossible to give it to Vera. Nor had +he any money. + +Berg had already been engaged a month, and only a week remained before +the wedding, but the count had not yet decided in his own mind the +question of the dowry, nor spoken to his wife about it. At one time the +count thought of giving her the Ryazan estate or of selling a forest, at +another time of borrowing money on a note of hand. A few days before the +wedding Berg entered the count's study early one morning and, with a +pleasant smile, respectfully asked his future father-in-law to let him +know what Vera's dowry would be. The count was so disconcerted by this +long-foreseen inquiry that without consideration he gave the first reply +that came into his head. "I like your being businesslike about it.... I +like it. You shall be satisfied...." + +And patting Berg on the shoulder he got up, wishing to end the +conversation. But Berg, smiling pleasantly, explained that if he did not +know for certain how much Vera would have and did not receive at least +part of the dowry in advance, he would have to break matters off. + +"Because, consider, Count--if I allowed myself to marry now without +having definite means to maintain my wife, I should be acting badly...." + +The conversation ended by the count, who wished to be generous and to +avoid further importunity, saying that he would give a note of hand for +eighty thousand rubles. Berg smiled meekly, kissed the count on the +shoulder, and said that he was very grateful, but that it was impossible +for him to arrange his new life without receiving thirty thousand in +ready money. "Or at least twenty thousand, Count," he added, "and then a +note of hand for only sixty thousand." + +"Yes, yes, all right!" said the count hurriedly. "Only excuse me, my +dear fellow, I'll give you twenty thousand and a note of hand for eighty +thousand as well. Yes, yes! Kiss me." + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Natasha was sixteen and it was the year 1809, the very year to which she +had counted on her fingers with Boris after they had kissed four years +ago. Since then she had not seen him. Before Sonya and her mother, if +Boris happened to be mentioned, she spoke quite freely of that episode +as of some childish, long-forgotten matter that was not worth +mentioning. But in the secret depths of her soul the question whether +her engagement to Boris was a jest or an important, binding promise +tormented her. + +Since Boris left Moscow in 1805 to join the army he had not seen the +Rostovs. He had been in Moscow several times, and had passed near +Otradnoe, but had never been to see them. + +Sometimes it occurred to Natasha that he did not wish to see her, and +this conjecture was confirmed by the sad tone in which her elders spoke +of him. + +"Nowadays old friends are not remembered," the countess would say when +Boris was mentioned. + +Anna Mikhaylovna also had of late visited them less frequently, seemed +to hold herself with particular dignity, and always spoke rapturously +and gratefully of the merits of her son and the brilliant career on +which he had entered. When the Rostovs came to Petersburg Boris called +on them. + +He drove to their house in some agitation. The memory of Natasha was his +most poetic recollection. But he went with the firm intention of letting +her and her parents feel that the childish relations between himself and +Natasha could not be binding either on her or on him. He had a brilliant +position in society thanks to his intimacy with Countess Bezukhova, a +brilliant position in the service thanks to the patronage of an +important personage whose complete confidence he enjoyed, and he was +beginning to make plans for marrying one of the richest heiresses in +Petersburg, plans which might very easily be realized. When he entered +the Rostovs' drawing room Natasha was in her own room. When she heard of +his arrival she almost ran into the drawing room, flushed and beaming +with a more than cordial smile. + +Boris remembered Natasha in a short dress, with dark eyes shining from +under her curls and boisterous, childish laughter, as he had known her +four years before; and so he was taken aback when quite a different +Natasha entered, and his face expressed rapturous astonishment. This +expression on his face pleased Natasha. + +"Well, do you recognize your little madcap playmate?" asked the +countess. + +Boris kissed Natasha's hand and said that he was astonished at the +change in her. + +"How handsome you have grown!" + +"I should think so!" replied Natasha's laughing eyes. + +"And is Papa older?" she asked. + +Natasha sat down and, without joining in Boris' conversation with the +countess, silently and minutely studied her childhood's suitor. He felt +the weight of that resolute and affectionate scrutiny and glanced at her +occasionally. + +Boris' uniform, spurs, tie, and the way his hair was brushed were all +comme il faut and in the latest fashion. This Natasha noticed at once. +He sat rather sideways in the armchair next to the countess, arranging +with his right hand the cleanest of gloves that fitted his left hand +like a skin, and he spoke with a particularly refined compression of his +lips about the amusements of the highest Petersburg society, recalling +with mild irony old times in Moscow and Moscow acquaintances. It was not +accidentally, Natasha felt, that he alluded, when speaking of the +highest aristocracy, to an ambassador's ball he had attended, and to +invitations he had received from N.N. and S.S. + +All this time Natasha sat silent, glancing up at him from under her +brows. This gaze disturbed and confused Boris more and more. He looked +round more frequently toward her, and broke off in what he was saying. +He did not stay more than ten minutes, then rose and took his leave. The +same inquisitive, challenging, and rather mocking eyes still looked at +him. After his first visit Boris said to himself that Natasha attracted +him just as much as ever, but that he must not yield to that feeling, +because to marry her, a girl almost without fortune, would mean ruin to +his career, while to renew their former relations without intending to +marry her would be dishonorable. Boris made up his mind to avoid meeting +Natasha, but despite that resolution he called again a few days later +and began calling often and spending whole days at the Rostovs'. It +seemed to him that he ought to have an explanation with Natasha and tell +her that the old times must be forgotten, that in spite of everything... +she could not be his wife, that he had no means, and they would never +let her marry him. But he failed to do so and felt awkward about +entering on such an explanation. From day to day he became more and more +entangled. It seemed to her mother and Sonya that Natasha was in love +with Boris as of old. She sang him his favorite songs, showed him her +album, making him write in it, did not allow him to allude to the past, +letting it be understood how delightful was the present; and every day +he went away in a fog, without having said what he meant to, and not +knowing what he was doing or why he came, or how it would all end. He +left off visiting Helene and received reproachful notes from her every +day, and yet he continued to spend whole days with the Rostovs. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +One night when the old countess, in nightcap and dressing jacket, +without her false curls, and with her poor little knob of hair showing +under her white cotton cap, knelt sighing and groaning on a rug and +bowing to the ground in prayer, her door creaked and Natasha, also in a +dressing jacket with slippers on her bare feet and her hair in +curlpapers, ran in. The countess--her prayerful mood dispelled--looked +round and frowned. She was finishing her last prayer: "Can it be that +this couch will be my grave?" Natasha, flushed and eager, seeing her +mother in prayer, suddenly checked her rush, half sat down, and +unconsciously put out her tongue as if chiding herself. Seeing that her +mother was still praying she ran on tiptoe to the bed and, rapidly +slipping one little foot against the other, pushed off her slippers and +jumped onto the bed the countess had feared might become her grave. This +couch was high, with a feather bed and five pillows each smaller than +the one below. Natasha jumped on it, sank into the feather bed, rolled +over to the wall, and began snuggling up the bedclothes as she settled +down, raising her knees to her chin, kicking out and laughing almost +inaudibly, now covering herself up head and all, and now peeping at her +mother. The countess finished her prayers and came to the bed with a +stern face, but seeing, that Natasha's head was covered, she smiled in +her kind, weak way. + +"Now then, now then!" said she. + +"Mamma, can we have a talk? Yes?" said Natasha. "Now, just one on your +throat and another... that'll do!" And seizing her mother round the +neck, she kissed her on the throat. In her behavior to her mother +Natasha seemed rough, but she was so sensitive and tactful that however +she clasped her mother she always managed to do it without hurting her +or making her feel uncomfortable or displeased. + +"Well, what is it tonight?" said the mother, having arranged her pillows +and waited until Natasha, after turning over a couple of times, had +settled down beside her under the quilt, spread out her arms, and +assumed a serious expression. + +These visits of Natasha's at night before the count returned from his +club were one of the greatest pleasures of both mother, and daughter. + +"What is it tonight?--But I have to tell you..." + +Natasha put her hand on her mother's mouth. + +"About Boris... I know," she said seriously; "that's what I have come +about. Don't say it--I know. No, do tell me!" and she removed her hand. +"Tell me, Mamma! He's nice?" + +"Natasha, you are sixteen. At your age I was married. You say Boris is +nice. He is very nice, and I love him like a son. But what then?... What +are you thinking about? You have quite turned his head, I can see +that...." + +As she said this the countess looked round at her daughter. Natasha was +lying looking steadily straight before her at one of the mahogany +sphinxes carved on the corners of the bedstead, so that the countess +only saw her daughter's face in profile. That face struck her by its +peculiarly serious and concentrated expression. + +Natasha was listening and considering. + +"Well, what then?" said she. + +"You have quite turned his head, and why? What do you want of him? You +know you can't marry him." + +"Why not?" said Natasha, without changing her position. + +"Because he is young, because he is poor, because he is a relation... +and because you yourself don't love him." + +"How do you know?" + +"I know. It is not right, darling!" + + +"But if I want to..." said Natasha. + +"Leave off talking nonsense," said the countess. + +"But if I want to..." + +"Natasha, I am in earnest..." + +Natasha did not let her finish. She drew the countess' large hand to +her, kissed it on the back and then on the palm, then again turned it +over and began kissing first one knuckle, then the space between the +knuckles, then the next knuckle, whispering, "January, February, March, +April, May. Speak, Mamma, why don't you say anything? Speak!" said she, +turning to her mother, who was tenderly gazing at her daughter and in +that contemplation seemed to have forgotten all she had wished to say. + +"It won't do, my love! Not everyone will understand this friendship +dating from your childish days, and to see him so intimate with you may +injure you in the eyes of other young men who visit us, and above all it +torments him for nothing. He may already have found a suitable and +wealthy match, and now he's half crazy." + +"Crazy?" repeated Natasha. + +"I'll tell you some things about myself. I had a cousin..." + +"I know! Cyril Matveich... but he is old." + +"He was not always old. But this is what I'll do, Natasha, I'll have a +talk with Boris. He need not come so often...." + +"Why not, if he likes to?" + +"Because I know it will end in nothing...." + +"How can you know? No, Mamma, don't speak to him! What nonsense!" said +Natasha in the tone of one being deprived of her property. "Well, I +won't marry, but let him come if he enjoys it and I enjoy it." Natasha +smiled and looked at her mother. "Not to marry, but just so," she added. + +"How so, my pet?" + +"Just so. There's no need for me to marry him. But... just so." + +"Just so, just so," repeated the countess, and shaking all over, she +went off into a good humored, unexpected, elderly laugh. + +"Don't laugh, stop!" cried Natasha. "You're shaking the whole bed! +You're awfully like me, just such another giggler.... Wait..." and she +seized the countess' hands and kissed a knuckle of the little finger, +saying, "June," and continued, kissing, "July, August," on the other +hand. "But, Mamma, is he very much in love? What do you think? Was +anybody ever so much in love with you? And he's very nice, very, very +nice. Only not quite my taste--he is so narrow, like the dining-room +clock.... Don't you understand? Narrow, you know--gray, light gray..." + +"What rubbish you're talking!" said the countess. + +Natasha continued: "Don't you really understand? Nicholas would +understand.... Bezukhov, now, is blue, dark-blue and red, and he is +square." + +"You flirt with him too," said the countess, laughing. + +"No, he is a Freemason, I have found out. He is fine, dark-blue and +red.... How can I explain it to you?" + +"Little countess!" the count's voice called from behind the door. +"You're not asleep?" Natasha jumped up, snatched up her slippers, and +ran barefoot to her own room. + +It was a long time before she could sleep. She kept thinking that no one +could understand all that she understood and all there was in her. + +"Sonya?" she thought, glancing at that curled-up, sleeping little kitten +with her enormous plait of hair. "No, how could she? She's virtuous. She +fell in love with Nicholas and does not wish to know anything more. Even +Mamma does not understand. It is wonderful how clever I am and how... +charming she is," she went on, speaking of herself in the third person, +and imagining it was some very wise man--the wisest and best of men--who +was saying it of her. "There is everything, everything in her," +continued this man. "She is unusually intelligent, charming... and then +she is pretty, uncommonly pretty, and agile--she swims and rides +splendidly... and her voice! One can really say it's a wonderful voice!" + +She hummed a scrap from her favorite opera by Cherubini, threw herself +on her bed, laughed at the pleasant thought that she would immediately +fall asleep, called Dunyasha the maid to put out the candle, and before +Dunyasha had left the room had already passed into yet another happier +world of dreams, where everything was as light and beautiful as in +reality, and even more so because it was different. + +Next day the countess called Boris aside and had a talk with him, after +which he ceased coming to the Rostovs'. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +On the thirty-first of December, New Year's Eve, 1809 - 10 an old +grandee of Catherine's day was giving a ball and midnight supper. The +diplomatic corps and the Emperor himself were to be present. + +The grandee's well-known mansion on the English Quay glittered with +innumerable lights. Police were stationed at the brightly lit entrance +which was carpeted with red baize, and not only gendarmes but dozens of +police officers and even the police master himself stood at the porch. +Carriages kept driving away and fresh ones arriving, with red-liveried +footmen and footmen in plumed hats. From the carriages emerged men +wearing uniforms, stars, and ribbons, while ladies in satin and ermine +cautiously descended the carriage steps which were let down for them +with a clatter, and then walked hurriedly and noiselessly over the baize +at the entrance. + +Almost every time a new carriage drove up a whisper ran through the +crowd and caps were doffed. + +"The Emperor?... No, a minister.... prince... ambassador. Don't you see +the plumes?..." was whispered among the crowd. + +One person, better dressed than the rest, seemed to know everyone and +mentioned by name the greatest dignitaries of the day. + +A third of the visitors had already arrived, but the Rostovs, who were +to be present, were still hurrying to get dressed. + +There had been many discussions and preparations for this ball in the +Rostov family, many fears that the invitation would not arrive, that the +dresses would not be ready, or that something would not be arranged as +it should be. + +Marya Ignatevna Peronskaya, a thin and shallow maid of honor at the +court of the Dowager Empress, who was a friend and relation of the +countess and piloted the provincial Rostovs in Petersburg high society, +was to accompany them to the ball. + +They were to call for her at her house in the Taurida Gardens at ten +o'clock, but it was already five minutes to ten, and the girls were not +yet dressed. + +Natasha was going to her first grand ball. She had got up at eight that +morning and had been in a fever of excitement and activity all day. All +her powers since morning had been concentrated on ensuring that they +all--she herself, Mamma, and Sonya--should be as well dressed as +possible. Sonya and her mother put themselves entirely in her hands. The +countess was to wear a claret-colored velvet dress, and the two girls +white gauze over pink silk slips, with roses on their bodices and their +hair dressed a la grecque. + +Everything essential had already been done; feet, hands, necks, and ears +washed, perfumed, and powdered, as befits a ball; the openwork silk +stockings and white satin shoes with ribbons were already on; the +hairdressing was almost done. Sonya was finishing dressing and so was +the countess, but Natasha, who had bustled about helping them all, was +behindhand. She was still sitting before a looking-glass with a dressing +jacket thrown over her slender shoulders. Sonya stood ready dressed in +the middle of the room and, pressing the head of a pin till it hurt her +dainty finger, was fixing on a last ribbon that squeaked as the pin went +through it. + +"That's not the way, that's not the way, Sonya!" cried Natasha turning +her head and clutching with both hands at her hair which the maid who +was dressing it had not time to release. "That bow is not right. Come +here!" + +Sonya sat down and Natasha pinned the ribbon on differently. + +"Allow me, Miss! I can't do it like that," said the maid who was holding +Natasha's hair. + +"Oh, dear! Well then, wait. That's right, Sonya." + +"Aren't you ready? It is nearly ten," came the countess' voice. + +"Directly! Directly! And you, Mamma?" + +"I have only my cap to pin on." + +"Don't do it without me!" called Natasha. "You won't do it right." + +"But it's already ten." + +They had decided to be at the ball by half past ten, and Natasha had +still to get dressed and they had to call at the Taurida Gardens. + +When her hair was done, Natasha, in her short petticoat from under which +her dancing shoes showed, and in her mother's dressing jacket, ran up to +Sonya, scrutinized her, and then ran to her mother. Turning her mother's +head this way and that, she fastened on the cap and, hurriedly kissing +her gray hair, ran back to the maids who were turning up the hem of her +skirt. + +The cause of the delay was Natasha's skirt, which was too long. Two +maids were turning up the hem and hurriedly biting off the ends of +thread. A third with pins in her mouth was running about between the +countess and Sonya, and a fourth held the whole of the gossamer garment +up high on one uplifted hand. + +"Mavra, quicker, darling!" + +"Give me my thimble, Miss, from there..." + +"Whenever will you be ready?" asked the count coming to the door. "Here +is some scent. Peronskaya must be tired of waiting." + +"It's ready, Miss," said the maid, holding up the shortened gauze dress +with two fingers, and blowing and shaking something off it, as if by +this to express a consciousness of the airiness and purity of what she +held. + +Natasha began putting on the dress. + +"In a minute! In a minute! Don't come in, Papa!" she cried to her father +as he opened the door--speaking from under the filmy skirt which still +covered her whole face. + +Sonya slammed the door to. A minute later they let the count in. He was +wearing a blue swallow-tail coat, shoes and stockings, and was perfumed +and his hair pomaded. + +"Oh, Papa! how nice you look! Charming!" cried Natasha, as she stood in +the middle of the room smoothing out the folds of the gauze. + +"If you please, Miss! allow me," said the maid, who on her knees was +pulling the skirt straight and shifting the pins from one side of her +mouth to the other with her tongue. + +"Say what you like," exclaimed Sonya, in a despairing voice as she +looked at Natasha, "say what you like, it's still too long." + +Natasha stepped back to look at herself in the pier glass. The dress was +too long. + +"Really, madam, it is not at all too long," said Mavra, crawling on her +knees after her young lady. + +"Well, if it's too long we'll take it up... we'll tack it up in one +minute," said the resolute Dunyasha taking a needle that was stuck on +the front of her little shawl and, still kneeling on the floor, set to +work once more. + +At that moment, with soft steps, the countess came in shyly, in her cap +and velvet gown. + +"Oo-oo, my beauty!" exclaimed the count, "she looks better than any of +you!" + +He would have embraced her but, blushing, she stepped aside fearing to +be rumpled. + +"Mamma, your cap, more to this side," said Natasha. "I'll arrange it," +and she rushed forward so that the maids who were tacking up her skirt +could not move fast enough and a piece of gauze was torn off. + +"Oh goodness! What has happened? Really it was not my fault!" + +"Never mind, I'll run it up, it won't show," said Dunyasha. + +"What a beauty--a very queen!" said the nurse as she came to the door. +"And Sonya! They are lovely!" + +At a quarter past ten they at last got into their carriages and started. +But they had still to call at the Taurida Gardens. + +Peronskaya was quite ready. In spite of her age and plainness she had +gone through the same process as the Rostovs, but with less flurry--for +to her it was a matter of routine. Her ugly old body was washed, +perfumed, and powdered in just the same way. She had washed behind her +ears just as carefully, and when she entered her drawing room in her +yellow dress, wearing her badge as maid of honor, her old lady's maid +was as full of rapturous admiration as the Rostovs' servants had been. + +She praised the Rostovs' toilets. They praised her taste and toilet, and +at eleven o'clock, careful of their coiffures and dresses, they settled +themselves in their carriages and drove off. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +Natasha had not had a moment free since early morning and had not once +had time to think of what lay before her. + +In the damp chill air and crowded closeness of the swaying carriage, she +for the first time vividly imagined what was in store for her there at +the ball, in those brightly lighted rooms--with music, flowers, dances, +the Emperor, and all the brilliant young people of Petersburg. The +prospect was so splendid that she hardly believed it would come true, so +out of keeping was it with the chill darkness and closeness of the +carriage. She understood all that awaited her only when, after stepping +over the red baize at the entrance, she entered the hall, took off her +fur cloak, and, beside Sonya and in front of her mother, mounted the +brightly illuminated stairs between the flowers. Only then did she +remember how she must behave at a ball, and tried to assume the majestic +air she considered indispensable for a girl on such an occasion. But, +fortunately for her, she felt her eyes growing misty, she saw nothing +clearly, her pulse beat a hundred to the minute, and the blood throbbed +at her heart. She could not assume that pose, which would have made her +ridiculous, and she moved on almost fainting from excitement and trying +with all her might to conceal it. And this was the very attitude that +became her best. Before and behind them other visitors were entering, +also talking in low tones and wearing ball dresses. The mirrors on the +landing reflected ladies in white, pale-blue, and pink dresses, with +diamonds and pearls on their bare necks and arms. + +Natasha looked in the mirrors and could not distinguish her reflection +from the others. All was blended into one brilliant procession. On +entering the ballroom the regular hum of voices, footsteps, and +greetings deafened Natasha, and the light and glitter dazzled her still +more. The host and hostess, who had already been standing at the door +for half an hour repeating the same words to the various arrivals, +"Charme de vous voir," * greeted the Rostovs and Peronskaya in the same +manner. + + +* "Delighted to see you." + +The two girls in their white dresses, each with a rose in her black +hair, both curtsied in the same way, but the hostess' eye involuntarily +rested longer on the slim Natasha. She looked at her and gave her alone +a special smile in addition to her usual smile as hostess. Looking at +her she may have recalled the golden, irrecoverable days of her own +girlhood and her own first ball. The host also followed Natasha with his +eyes and asked the count which was his daughter. + +"Charming!" said he, kissing the tips of his fingers. + +In the ballroom guests stood crowding at the entrance doors awaiting the +Emperor. The countess took up a position in one of the front rows of +that crowd. Natasha heard and felt that several people were asking about +her and looking at her. She realized that those noticing her liked her, +and this observation helped to calm her. + +"There are some like ourselves and some worse," she thought. + +Peronskaya was pointing out to the countess the most important people at +the ball. + +"That is the Dutch ambassador, do you see? That gray-haired man," she +said, indicating an old man with a profusion of silver-gray curly hair, +who was surrounded by ladies laughing at something he said. + +"Ah, here she is, the Queen of Petersburg, Countess Bezukhova," said +Peronskaya, indicating Helene who had just entered. "How lovely! She is +quite equal to Marya Antonovna. See how the men, young and old, pay +court to her. Beautiful and clever... they say Prince--is quite mad +about her. But see, those two, though not good-looking, are even more +run after." + +She pointed to a lady who was crossing the room followed by a very plain +daughter. + +"She is a splendid match, a millionairess," said Peronskaya. "And look, +here come her suitors." + +"That is Bezukhova's brother, Anatole Kuragin," she said, indicating a +handsome officer of the Horse Guards who passed by them with head erect, +looking at something over the heads of the ladies. "He's handsome, isn't +he? I hear they will marry him to that rich girl. But your cousin, +Drubetskoy, is also very attentive to her. They say she has millions. Oh +yes, that's the French ambassador himself!" she replied to the countess' +inquiry about Caulaincourt. "Looks as if he were a king! All the same, +the French are charming, very charming. No one more charming in society. +Ah, here she is! Yes, she is still the most beautiful of them all, our +Marya Antonovna! And how simply she is dressed! Lovely! And that stout +one in spectacles is the universal Freemason," she went on, indicating +Pierre. "Put him beside his wife and he looks a regular buffoon!" + +Pierre, swaying his stout body, advanced, making way through the crowd +and nodding to right and left as casually and good-naturedly as if he +were passing through a crowd at a fair. He pushed through, evidently +looking for someone. + +Natasha looked joyfully at the familiar face of Pierre, "the buffoon," +as Peronskaya had called him, and knew he was looking for them, and for +her in particular. He had promised to be at the ball and introduce +partners to her. + +But before he reached them Pierre stopped beside a very handsome, dark +man of middle height, and in a white uniform, who stood by a window +talking to a tall man wearing stars and a ribbon. Natasha at once +recognized the shorter and younger man in the white uniform: it was +Bolkonski, who seemed to her to have grown much younger, happier, and +better-looking. + +"There's someone else we know--Bolkonski, do you see, Mamma?" said +Natasha, pointing out Prince Andrew. "You remember, he stayed a night +with us at Otradnoe." + +"Oh, you know him?" said Peronskaya. "I can't bear him. Il fait a +present la pluie et le beau temps. * He's too proud for anything. Takes +after his father. And he's hand in glove with Speranski, writing some +project or other. Just look how he treats the ladies! There's one +talking to him and he has turned away," she said, pointing at him. "I'd +give it to him if he treated me as he does those ladies." + + +* "He is all the rage just now." + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Suddenly everybody stirred, began talking, and pressed forward and then +back, and between the two rows, which separated, the Emperor entered to +the sounds of music that had immediately struck up. Behind him walked +his host and hostess. He walked in rapidly, bowing to right and left as +if anxious to get the first moments of the reception over. The band +played the polonaise in vogue at that time on account of the words that +had been set to it, beginning: "Alexander, Elisaveta, all our hearts you +ravish quite..." The Emperor passed on to the drawing room, the crowd +made a rush for the doors, and several persons with excited faces +hurried there and back again. Then the crowd hastily retired from the +drawing-room door, at which the Emperor reappeared talking to the +hostess. A young man, looking distraught, pounced down on the ladies, +asking them to move aside. Some ladies, with faces betraying complete +forgetfulness of all the rules of decorum, pushed forward to the +detriment of their toilets. The men began to choose partners and take +their places for the polonaise. + +Everyone moved back, and the Emperor came smiling out of the drawing +room leading his hostess by the hand but not keeping time to the music. +The host followed with Marya Antonovna Naryshkina; then came +ambassadors, ministers, and various generals, whom Peronskaya diligently +named. More than half the ladies already had partners and were taking +up, or preparing to take up, their positions for the polonaise. Natasha +felt that she would be left with her mother and Sonya among a minority +of women who crowded near the wall, not having been invited to dance. +She stood with her slender arms hanging down, her scarcely defined bosom +rising and falling regularly, and with bated breath and glittering, +frightened eyes gazed straight before her, evidently prepared for the +height of joy or misery. She was not concerned about the Emperor or any +of those great people whom Peronskaya was pointing out--she had but one +thought: "Is it possible no one will ask me, that I shall not be among +the first to dance? Is it possible that not one of all these men will +notice me? They do not even seem to see me, or if they do they look as +if they were saying, 'Ah, she's not the one I'm after, so it's not worth +looking at her!' No, it's impossible," she thought. "They must know how +I long to dance, how splendidly I dance, and how they would enjoy +dancing with me." + +The strains of the polonaise, which had continued for a considerable +time, had begun to sound like a sad reminiscence to Natasha's ears. She +wanted to cry. Peronskaya had left them. The count was at the other end +of the room. She and the countess and Sonya were standing by themselves +as in the depths of a forest amid that crowd of strangers, with no one +interested in them and not wanted by anyone. Prince Andrew with a lady +passed by, evidently not recognizing them. The handsome Anatole was +smilingly talking to a partner on his arm and looked at Natasha as one +looks at a wall. Boris passed them twice and each time turned away. Berg +and his wife, who were not dancing, came up to them. + +This family gathering seemed humiliating to Natasha--as if there were +nowhere else for the family to talk but here at the ball. She did not +listen to or look at Vera, who was telling her something about her own +green dress. + +At last the Emperor stopped beside his last partner (he had danced with +three) and the music ceased. A worried aide-de-camp ran up to the +Rostovs requesting them to stand farther back, though as it was they +were already close to the wall, and from the gallery resounded the +distinct, precise, enticingly rhythmical strains of a waltz. The Emperor +looked smilingly down the room. A minute passed but no one had yet begun +dancing. An aide-de-camp, the Master of Ceremonies, went up to Countess +Bezukhova and asked her to dance. She smilingly raised her hand and laid +it on his shoulder without looking at him. The aide-de-camp, an adept in +his art, grasping his partner firmly round her waist, with confident +deliberation started smoothly, gliding first round the edge of the +circle, then at the corner of the room he caught Helene's left hand and +turned her, the only sound audible, apart from the ever-quickening +music, being the rhythmic click of the spurs on his rapid, agile feet, +while at every third beat his partner's velvet dress spread out and +seemed to flash as she whirled round. Natasha gazed at them and was +ready to cry because it was not she who was dancing that first turn of +the waltz. + +Prince Andrew, in the white uniform of a cavalry colonel, wearing +stockings and dancing shoes, stood looking animated and bright in the +front row of the circle not far from the Rostovs. Baron Firhoff was +talking to him about the first sitting of the Council of State to be +held next day. Prince Andrew, as one closely connected with Speranski +and participating in the work of the legislative commission, could give +reliable information about that sitting, concerning which various rumors +were current. But not listening to what Firhoff was saying, he was +gazing now at the sovereign and now at the men intending to dance who +had not yet gathered courage to enter the circle. + +Prince Andrew was watching these men abashed by the Emperor's presence, +and the women who were breathlessly longing to be asked to dance. + +Pierre came up to him and caught him by the arm. + +"You always dance. I have a protegee, the young Rostova, here. Ask her," +he said. + +"Where is she?" asked Bolkonski. "Excuse me!" he added, turning to the +baron, "we will finish this conversation elsewhere--at a ball one must +dance." He stepped forward in the direction Pierre indicated. The +despairing, dejected expression of Natasha's face caught his eye. He +recognized her, guessed her feelings, saw that it was her debut, +remembered her conversation at the window, and with an expression of +pleasure on his face approached Countess Rostova. + +"Allow me to introduce you to my daughter," said the countess, with +heightened color. + +"I have the pleasure of being already acquainted, if the countess +remembers me," said Prince Andrew with a low and courteous bow quite +belying Peronskaya's remarks about his rudeness, and approaching Natasha +he held out his arm to grasp her waist before he had completed his +invitation. He asked her to waltz. That tremulous expression on +Natasha's face, prepared either for despair or rapture, suddenly +brightened into a happy, grateful, childlike smile. + +"I have long been waiting for you," that frightened happy little girl +seemed to say by the smile that replaced the threatened tears, as she +raised her hand to Prince Andrew's shoulder. They were the second couple +to enter the circle. Prince Andrew was one of the best dancers of his +day and Natasha danced exquisitely. Her little feet in their white satin +dancing shoes did their work swiftly, lightly, and independently of +herself, while her face beamed with ecstatic happiness. Her slender bare +arms and neck were not beautiful--compared to Helene's her shoulders +looked thin and her bosom undeveloped. But Helene seemed, as it were, +hardened by a varnish left by the thousands of looks that had scanned +her person, while Natasha was like a girl exposed for the first time, +who would have felt very much ashamed had she not been assured that this +was absolutely necessary. + +Prince Andrew liked dancing, and wishing to escape as quickly as +possible from the political and clever talk which everyone addressed to +him, wishing also to break up the circle of restraint he disliked, +caused by the Emperor's presence, he danced, and had chosen Natasha +because Pierre pointed her out to him and because she was the first +pretty girl who caught his eye; but scarcely had he embraced that +slender supple figure and felt her stirring so close to him and smiling +so near him than the wine of her charm rose to his head, and he felt +himself revived and rejuvenated when after leaving her he stood +breathing deeply and watching the other dancers. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +After Prince Andrew, Boris came up to ask Natasha for a dance, and then +the aide-de-camp who had opened the ball, and several other young men, +so that, flushed and happy, and passing on her superfluous partners to +Sonya, she did not cease dancing all the evening. She noticed and saw +nothing of what occupied everyone else. Not only did she fail to notice +that the Emperor talked a long time with the French ambassador, and how +particularly gracious he was to a certain lady, or that Prince So-and-so +and So-and-so did and said this and that, and that Helene had great +success and was honored by the special attention of So-and-so, but she +did not even see the Emperor, and only noticed that he had gone because +the ball became livelier after his departure. For one of the merry +cotillions before supper Prince Andrew was again her partner. He +reminded her of their first encounter in the Otradnoe avenue, and how +she had been unable to sleep that moonlight night, and told her how he +had involuntarily overheard her. Natasha blushed at that recollection +and tried to excuse herself, as if there had been something to be +ashamed of in what Prince Andrew had overheard. + +Like all men who have grown up in society, Prince Andrew liked meeting +someone there not of the conventional society stamp. And such was +Natasha, with her surprise, her delight, her shyness, and even her +mistakes in speaking French. With her he behaved with special care and +tenderness, sitting beside her and talking of the simplest and most +unimportant matters; he admired her shy grace. In the middle of the +cotillion, having completed one of the figures, Natasha, still out of +breath, was returning to her seat when another dancer chose her. She was +tired and panting and evidently thought of declining, but immediately +put her hand gaily on the man's shoulder, smiling at Prince Andrew. + +"I'd be glad to sit beside you and rest: I'm tired; but you see how they +keep asking me, and I'm glad of it, I'm happy and I love everybody, and +you and I understand it all," and much, much more was said in her smile. +When her partner left her Natasha ran across the room to choose two +ladies for the figure. + +"If she goes to her cousin first and then to another lady, she will be +my wife," said Prince Andrew to himself quite to his own surprise, as he +watched her. She did go first to her cousin. + +"What rubbish sometimes enters one's head!" thought Prince Andrew, "but +what is certain is that that girl is so charming, so original, that she +won't be dancing here a month before she will be married.... Such as she +are rare here," he thought, as Natasha, readjusting a rose that was +slipping on her bodice, settled herself beside him. + +When the cotillion was over the old count in his blue coat came up to +the dancers. He invited Prince Andrew to come and see them, and asked +his daughter whether she was enjoying herself. Natasha did not answer at +once but only looked up with a smile that said reproachfully: "How can +you ask such a question?" + +"I have never enjoyed myself so much before!" she said, and Prince +Andrew noticed how her thin arms rose quickly as if to embrace her +father and instantly dropped again. Natasha was happier than she had +ever been in her life. She was at that height of bliss when one becomes +completely kind and good and does not believe in the possibility of +evil, unhappiness, or sorrow. + +At that ball Pierre for the first time felt humiliated by the position +his wife occupied in court circles. He was gloomy and absent-minded. A +deep furrow ran across his forehead, and standing by a window he stared +over his spectacles seeing no one. + +On her way to supper Natasha passed him. + +Pierre's gloomy, unhappy look struck her. She stopped in front of him. +She wished to help him, to bestow on him the superabundance of her own +happiness. + +"How delightful it is, Count!" said she. "Isn't it?" + +Pierre smiled absent-mindedly, evidently not grasping what she said. + +"Yes, I am very glad," he said. + +"How can people be dissatisfied with anything?" thought Natasha. +"Especially such a capital fellow as Bezukhov!" In Natasha's eyes all +the people at the ball alike were good, kind, and splendid people, +loving one another; none of them capable of injuring another--and so +they ought all to be happy. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Next day Prince Andrew thought of the ball, but his mind did not dwell +on it long. "Yes, it was a very brilliant ball," and then... "Yes, that +little Rostova is very charming. There's something fresh, original, un- +Petersburg-like about her that distinguishes her." That was all he +thought about yesterday's ball, and after his morning tea he set to +work. + +But either from fatigue or want of sleep he was ill-disposed for work +and could get nothing done. He kept criticizing his own work, as he +often did, and was glad when he heard someone coming. + +The visitor was Bitski, who served on various committees, frequented all +the societies in Petersburg, and a passionate devotee of the new ideas +and of Speranski, and a diligent Petersburg newsmonger--one of those men +who choose their opinions like their clothes according to the fashion, +but who for that very reason appear to be the warmest partisans. Hardly +had he got rid of his hat before he ran into Prince Andrew's room with a +preoccupied air and at once began talking. He had just heard particulars +of that morning's sitting of the Council of State opened by the Emperor, +and he spoke of it enthusiastically. The Emperor's speech had been +extraordinary. It had been a speech such as only constitutional monarchs +deliver. "The Sovereign plainly said that the Council and Senate are +estates of the realm, he said that the government must rest not on +authority but on secure bases. The Emperor said that the fiscal system +must be reorganized and the accounts published," recounted Bitski, +emphasizing certain words and opening his eyes significantly. + +"Ah, yes! Today's events mark an epoch, the greatest epoch in our +history," he concluded. + +Prince Andrew listened to the account of the opening of the Council of +State, which he had so impatiently awaited and to which he had attached +such importance, and was surprised that this event, now that it had +taken place, did not affect him, and even seemed quite insignificant. He +listened with quiet irony to Bitski's enthusiastic account of it. A very +simple thought occurred to him: "What does it matter to me or to Bitski +what the Emperor was pleased to say at the Council? Can all that make me +any happier or better?" + +And this simple reflection suddenly destroyed all the interest Prince +Andrew had felt in the impending reforms. He was going to dine that +evening at Speranski's, "with only a few friends," as the host had said +when inviting him. The prospect of that dinner in the intimate home +circle of the man he so admired had greatly interested Prince Andrew, +especially as he had not yet seen Speranski in his domestic +surroundings, but now he felt disinclined to go to it. + +At the appointed hour, however, he entered the modest house Speranski +owned in the Taurida Gardens. In the parqueted dining room this small +house, remarkable for its extreme cleanliness (suggesting that of a +monastery), Prince Andrew, who was rather late, found the friendly +gathering of Speranski's intimate acquaintances already assembled at +five o'clock. There were no ladies present except Speranski's little +daughter (long-faced like her father) and her governess. The other +guests were Gervais, Magnitski, and Stolypin. While still in the +anteroom Prince Andrew heard loud voices and a ringing staccato laugh--a +laugh such as one hears on the stage. Someone--it sounded like +Speranski--was distinctly ejaculating ha-ha-ha. Prince Andrew had never +before heard Speranski's famous laugh, and this ringing, high-pitched +laughter from a statesman made a strange impression on him. + +He entered the dining room. The whole company were standing between two +windows at a small table laid with hors-d'oeuvres. Speranski, wearing a +gray swallow-tail coat with a star on the breast, and evidently still +the same waistcoat and high white stock he had worn at the meeting of +the Council of State, stood at the table with a beaming countenance. His +guests surrounded him. Magnitski, addressing himself to Speranski, was +relating an anecdote, and Speranski was laughing in advance at what +Magnitski was going to say. When Prince Andrew entered the room +Magnitski's words were again crowned by laughter. Stolypin gave a deep +bass guffaw as he munched a piece of bread and cheese. Gervais laughed +softly with a hissing chuckle, and Speranski in a high-pitched staccato +manner. + +Still laughing, Speranski held out his soft white hand to Prince Andrew. + +"Very pleased to see you, Prince," he said. "One moment..." he went on, +turning to Magnitski and interrupting his story. "We have agreed that +this is a dinner for recreation, with not a word about business!" and +turning again to the narrator he began to laugh afresh. + +Prince Andrew looked at the laughing Speranski with astonishment, +regret, and disillusionment. It seemed to him that this was not +Speranski but someone else. Everything that had formerly appeared +mysterious and fascinating in Speranski suddenly became plain and +unattractive. + +At dinner the conversation did not cease for a moment and seemed to +consist of the contents of a book of funny anecdotes. Before Magnitski +had finished his story someone else was anxious to relate something +still funnier. Most of the anecdotes, if not relating to the state +service, related to people in the service. It seemed that in this +company the insignificance of those people was so definitely accepted +that the only possible attitude toward them was one of good humored +ridicule. Speranski related how at the Council that morning a deaf +dignitary, when asked his opinion, replied that he thought so too. +Gervais gave a long account of an official revision, remarkable for the +stupidity of everybody concerned. Stolypin, stuttering, broke into the +conversation and began excitedly talking of the abuses that existed +under the former order of things--threatening to give a serious turn to +the conversation. Magnitski starting quizzing Stolypin about his +vehemence. Gervais intervened with a joke, and the talk reverted to its +former lively tone. + +Evidently Speranski liked to rest after his labors and find amusement in +a circle of friends, and his guests, understanding his wish, tried to +enliven him and amuse themselves. But their gaiety seemed to Prince +Andrew mirthless and tiresome. Speranski's high-pitched voice struck him +unpleasantly, and the incessant laughter grated on him like a false +note. Prince Andrew did not laugh and feared that he would be a damper +on the spirits of the company, but no one took any notice of his being +out of harmony with the general mood. They all seemed very gay. + +He tried several times to join in the conversation, but his remarks were +tossed aside each time like a cork thrown out of the water, and he could +not jest with them. + +There was nothing wrong or unseemly in what they said, it was witty and +might have been funny, but it lacked just that something which is the +salt of mirth, and they were not even aware that such a thing existed. + +After dinner Speranski's daughter and her governess rose. He patted the +little girl with his white hand and kissed her. And that gesture, too, +seemed unnatural to Prince Andrew. + +The men remained at table over their port--English fashion. In the midst +of a conversation that was started about Napoleon's Spanish affairs, +which they all agreed in approving, Prince Andrew began to express a +contrary opinion. Speranski smiled and, with an evident wish to prevent +the conversation from taking an unpleasant course, told a story that had +no connection with the previous conversation. For a few moments all were +silent. + +Having sat some time at table, Speranski corked a bottle of wine and, +remarking, "Nowadays good wine rides in a carriage and pair," passed it +to the servant and got up. All rose and continuing to talk loudly went +into the drawing room. Two letters brought by a courier were handed to +Speranski and he took them to his study. As soon as he had left the room +the general merriment stopped and the guests began to converse sensibly +and quietly with one another. + +"Now for the recitation!" said Speranski on returning from his study. "A +wonderful talent!" he said to Prince Andrew, and Magnitski immediately +assumed a pose and began reciting some humorous verses in French which +he had composed about various well-known Petersburg people. He was +interrupted several times by applause. When the verses were finished +Prince Andrew went up to Speranski and took his leave. + +"Where are you off to so early?" asked Speranski. + +"I promised to go to a reception." + +They said no more. Prince Andrew looked closely into those mirrorlike, +impenetrable eyes, and felt that it had been ridiculous of him to have +expected anything from Speranski and from any of his own activities +connected with him, or ever to have attributed importance to what +Speranski was doing. That precise, mirthless laughter rang in Prince +Andrew's ears long after he had left the house. + +When he reached home Prince Andrew began thinking of his life in +Petersburg during those last four months as if it were something new. He +recalled his exertions and solicitations, and the history of his project +of army reform, which had been accepted for consideration and which they +were trying to pass over in silence simply because another, a very poor +one, had already been prepared and submitted to the Emperor. He thought +of the meetings of a committee of which Berg was a member. He remembered +how carefully and at what length everything relating to form and +procedure was discussed at those meetings, and how sedulously and +promptly all that related to the gist of the business was evaded. He +recalled his labors on the Legal Code, and how painstakingly he had +translated the articles of the Roman and French codes into Russian, and +he felt ashamed of himself. Then he vividly pictured to himself +Bogucharovo, his occupations in the country, his journey to Ryazan; he +remembered the peasants and Dron the village elder, and mentally +applying to them the Personal Rights he had divided into paragraphs, he +felt astonished that he could have spent so much time on such useless +work. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +Next day Prince Andrew called at a few houses he had not visited before, +and among them at the Rostovs' with whom he had renewed acquaintance at +the ball. Apart from considerations of politeness which demanded the +call, he wanted to see that original, eager girl who had left such a +pleasant impression on his mind, in her own home. + +Natasha was one of the first to meet him. She was wearing a dark-blue +house dress in which Prince Andrew thought her even prettier than in her +ball dress. She and all the Rostov family welcomed him as an old friend, +simply and cordially. The whole family, whom he had formerly judged +severely, now seemed to him to consist of excellent, simple, and kindly +people. The old count's hospitality and good nature, which struck one +especially in Petersburg as a pleasant surprise, were such that Prince +Andrew could not refuse to stay to dinner. "Yes," he thought, "they are +capital people, who of course have not the slightest idea what a +treasure they possess in Natasha; but they are kindly folk and form the +best possible setting for this strikingly poetic, charming girl, +overflowing with life!" + +In Natasha Prince Andrew was conscious of a strange world completely +alien to him and brimful of joys unknown to him, a different world, that +in the Otradnoe avenue and at the window that moonlight night had +already begun to disconcert him. Now this world disconcerted him no +longer and was no longer alien to him, but he himself having entered it +found in it a new enjoyment. + +After dinner Natasha, at Prince Andrew's request, went to the clavichord +and began singing. Prince Andrew stood by a window talking to the ladies +and listened to her. In the midst of a phrase he ceased speaking and +suddenly felt tears choking him, a thing he had thought impossible for +him. He looked at Natasha as she sang, and something new and joyful +stirred in his soul. He felt happy and at the same time sad. He had +absolutely nothing to weep about yet he was ready to weep. What about? +His former love? The little princess? His disillusionments?... His hopes +for the future?... Yes and no. The chief reason was a sudden, vivid +sense of the terrible contrast between something infinitely great and +illimitable within him and that limited and material something that he, +and even she, was. This contrast weighed on and yet cheered him while +she sang. + +As soon as Natasha had finished she went up to him and asked how he +liked her voice. She asked this and then became confused, feeling that +she ought not to have asked it. He smiled, looking at her, and said he +liked her singing as he liked everything she did. + +Prince Andrew left the Rostovs' late in the evening. He went to bed from +habit, but soon realized that he could not sleep. Having lit his candle +he sat up in bed, then got up, then lay down again not at all troubled +by his sleeplessness: his soul was as fresh and joyful as if he had +stepped out of a stuffy room into God's own fresh air. It did not enter +his head that he was in love with Natasha; he was not thinking about +her, but only picturing her to himself, and in consequence all life +appeared in a new light. "Why do I strive, why do I toil in this narrow, +confined frame, when life, all life with all its joys, is open to me?" +said he to himself. And for the first time for a very long while he +began making happy plans for the future. He decided that he must attend +to his son's education by finding a tutor and putting the boy in his +charge, then he ought to retire from the service and go abroad, and see +England, Switzerland and Italy. "I must use my freedom while I feel so +much strength and youth in me," he said to himself. "Pierre was right +when he said one must believe in the possibility of happiness in order +to be happy, and now I do believe in it. Let the dead bury their dead, +but while one has life one must live and be happy!" thought he. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +One morning Colonel Berg, whom Pierre knew as he knew everybody in +Moscow and Petersburg, came to see him. Berg arrived in an immaculate +brand-new uniform, with his hair pomaded and brushed forward over his +temples as the Emperor Alexander wore his hair. + +"I have just been to see the countess, your wife. Unfortunately she +could not grant my request, but I hope, Count, I shall be more fortunate +with you," he said with a smile. + +"What is it you wish, Colonel? I am at your service." + +"I have now quite settled in my new rooms, Count" (Berg said this with +perfect conviction that this information could not but be agreeable), +"and so I wish to arrange just a small party for my own and my wife's +friends." (He smiled still more pleasantly.) "I wished to ask the +countess and you to do me the honor of coming to tea and to supper." + +Only Countess Helene, considering the society of such people as the +Bergs beneath her, could be cruel enough to refuse such an invitation. +Berg explained so clearly why he wanted to collect at his house a small +but select company, and why this would give him pleasure, and why though +he grudged spending money on cards or anything harmful, he was prepared +to run into some expense for the sake of good society--that Pierre could +not refuse, and promised to come. + +"But don't be late, Count, if I may venture to ask; about ten minutes to +eight, please. We shall make up a rubber. Our general is coming. He is +very good to me. We shall have supper, Count. So you will do me the +favor." + +Contrary to his habit of being late, Pierre on that day arrived at the +Bergs' house, not at ten but at fifteen minutes to eight. + +Having prepared everything necessary for the party, the Bergs were ready +for their guests' arrival. + +In their new, clean, and light study with its small busts and pictures +and new furniture sat Berg and his wife. Berg, closely buttoned up in +his new uniform, sat beside his wife explaining to her that one always +could and should be acquainted with people above one, because only then +does one get satisfaction from acquaintances. + +"You can get to know something, you can ask for something. See how I +managed from my first promotion." (Berg measured his life not by years +but by promotions.) "My comrades are still nobodies, while I am only +waiting for a vacancy to command a regiment, and have the happiness to +be your husband." (He rose and kissed Vera's hand, and on the way to her +straightened out a turned-up corner of the carpet.) "And how have I +obtained all this? Chiefly by knowing how to choose my aquaintances. It +goes without saying that one must be conscientious and methodical." + +Berg smiled with a sense of his superiority over a weak woman, and +paused, reflecting that this dear wife of his was after all but a weak +woman who could not understand all that constitutes a man's dignity, +what it was ein Mann zu sein. * Vera at the same time smiling with a +sense of superiority over her good, conscientious husband, who all the +same understood life wrongly, as according to Vera all men did. Berg, +judging by his wife, thought all women weak and foolish. Vera, judging +only by her husband and generalizing from that observation, supposed +that all men, though they understand nothing and are conceited and +selfish, ascribe common sense to themselves alone. + + +* To be a man. + +Berg rose and embraced his wife carefully, so as not to crush her lace +fichu for which he had paid a good price, kissing her straight on the +lips. + +"The only thing is, we mustn't have children too soon," he continued, +following an unconscious sequence of ideas. + +"Yes," answered Vera, "I don't at all want that. We must live for +society." + +"Princess Yusupova wore one exactly like this," said Berg, pointing to +the fichu with a happy and kindly smile. + +Just then Count Bezukhov was announced. Husband and wife glanced at one +another, both smiling with self-satisfaction, and each mentally claiming +the honor of this visit. + +"This is what comes of knowing how to make acquaintances," thought Berg. +"This is what comes of knowing how to conduct oneself." + +"But please don't interrupt me when I am entertaining the guests," said +Vera, "because I know what interests each of them and what to say to +different people." + +Berg smiled again. + +"It can't be helped: men must sometimes have masculine conversation," +said he. + +They received Pierre in their small, new drawing-room, where it was +impossible to sit down anywhere without disturbing its symmetry, +neatness, and order; so it was quite comprehensible and not strange that +Berg, having generously offered to disturb the symmetry of an armchair +or of the sofa for his dear guest, but being apparently painfully +undecided on the matter himself, eventually left the visitor to settle +the question of selection. Pierre disturbed the symmetry by moving a +chair for himself, and Berg and Vera immediately began their evening +party, interrupting each other in their efforts to entertain their +guest. + +Vera, having decided in her own mind that Pierre ought to be entertained +with conversation about the French embassy, at once began accordingly. +Berg, having decided that masculine conversation was required, +interrupted his wife's remarks and touched on the question of the war +with Austria, and unconsciously jumped from the general subject to +personal considerations as to the proposals made him to take part in the +Austrian campaign and the reasons why he had declined them. Though the +conversation was very incoherent and Vera was angry at the intrusion of +the masculine element, both husband and wife felt with satisfaction +that, even if only one guest was present, their evening had begun very +well and was as like as two peas to every other evening party with its +talk, tea, and lighted candles. + +Before long Boris, Berg's old comrade, arrived. There was a shade of +condescension and patronage in his treatment of Berg and Vera. After +Boris came a lady with the colonel, then the general himself, then the +Rostovs, and the party became unquestionably exactly like all other +evening parties. Berg and Vera could not repress their smiles of +satisfaction at the sight of all this movement in their drawing room, at +the sound of the disconnected talk, the rustling of dresses, and the +bowing and scraping. Everything was just as everybody always has it, +especially so the general, who admired the apartment, patted Berg on the +shoulder, and with parental authority superintended the setting out of +the table for boston. The general sat down by Count Ilya Rostov, who was +next to himself the most important guest. The old people sat with the +old, the young with the young, and the hostess at the tea table, on +which stood exactly the same kind of cakes in a silver cake basket as +the Panins had at their party. Everything was just as it was everywhere +else. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +Pierre, as one of the principal guests, had to sit down to boston with +Count Rostov, the general, and the colonel. At the card table he +happened to be directly facing Natasha, and was struck by a curious +change that had come over her since the ball. She was silent, and not +only less pretty than at the ball, but only redeemed from plainness by +her look of gentle indifference to everything around. + +"What's the matter with her?" thought Pierre, glancing at her. She was +sitting by her sister at the tea table, and reluctantly, without looking +at him, made some reply to Boris who sat down beside her. After playing +out a whole suit and to his partner's delight taking five tricks, +Pierre, hearing greetings and the steps of someone who had entered the +room while he was picking up his tricks, glanced again at Natasha. + +"What has happened to her?" he asked himself with still greater +surprise. + +Prince Andrew was standing before her, saying something to her with a +look of tender solicitude. She, having raised her head, was looking up +at him, flushed and evidently trying to master her rapid breathing. And +the bright glow of some inner fire that had been suppressed was again +alight in her. She was completely transformed and from a plain girl had +again become what she had been at the ball. + +Prince Andrew went up to Pierre, and the latter noticed a new and +youthful expression in his friend's face. + +Pierre changed places several times during the game, sitting now with +his back to Natasha and now facing her, but during the whole of the six +rubbers he watched her and his friend. + +"Something very important is happening between them," thought Pierre, +and a feeling that was both joyful and painful agitated him and made him +neglect the game. + +After six rubbers the general got up, saying that it was no use playing +like that, and Pierre was released. Natasha on one side was talking with +Sonya and Boris, and Vera with a subtle smile was saying something to +Prince Andrew. Pierre went up to his friend and, asking whether they +were talking secrets, sat down beside them. Vera, having noticed Prince +Andrew's attentions to Natasha, decided that at a party, a real evening +party, subtle allusions to the tender passion were absolutely necessary +and, seizing a moment when Prince Andrew was alone, began a conversation +with him about feelings in general and about her sister. With so +intellectual a guest as she considered Prince Andrew to be, she felt +that she had to employ her diplomatic tact. + +When Pierre went up to them he noticed that Vera was being carried away +by her self-satisfied talk, but that Prince Andrew seemed embarrassed, a +thing that rarely happened with him. + +"What do you think?" Vera was saying with an arch smile. "You are so +discerning, Prince, and understand people's characters so well at a +glance. What do you think of Natalie? Could she be constant in her +attachments? Could she, like other women" (Vera meant herself), "love a +man once for all and remain true to him forever? That is what I consider +true love. What do you think, Prince?" + +"I know your sister too little," replied Prince Andrew, with a sarcastic +smile under which he wished to hide his embarrassment, "to be able to +solve so delicate a question, and then I have noticed that the less +attractive a woman is the more constant she is likely to be," he added, +and looked up at Pierre who was just approaching them. + +"Yes, that is true, Prince. In our days," continued Vera--mentioning +"our days" as people of limited intelligence are fond of doing, +imagining that they have discovered and appraised the peculiarities of +"our days" and that human characteristics change with the times--"in our +days a girl has so much freedom that the pleasure of being courted often +stifles real feeling in her. And it must be confessed that Natalie is +very susceptible." This return to the subject of Natalie caused Prince +Andrew to knit his brows with discomfort: he was about to rise, but Vera +continued with a still more subtle smile: + +"I think no one has been more courted than she," she went on, "but till +quite lately she never cared seriously for anyone. Now you know, Count," +she said to Pierre, "even our dear cousin Boris, who, between ourselves, +was very far gone in the land of tenderness..." (alluding to a map of +love much in vogue at that time). + +Prince Andrew frowned and remained silent. + +"You are friendly with Boris, aren't you?" asked Vera. + +"Yes, I know him..." + +"I expect he has told you of his childish love for Natasha?" + +"Oh, there was childish love?" suddenly asked Prince Andrew, blushing +unexpectedly. + +"Yes, you know between cousins intimacy often leads to love. Le +cousinage est un dangereux voisinage. * Don't you think so?" + + +* "Cousinhood is a dangerous neighborhood." + +"Oh, undoubtedly!" said Prince Andrew, and with sudden and unnatural +liveliness he began chaffing Pierre about the need to be very careful +with his fifty-year-old Moscow cousins, and in the midst of these +jesting remarks he rose, taking Pierre by the arm, and drew him aside. + +"Well?" asked Pierre, seeing his friend's strange animation with +surprise, and noticing the glance he turned on Natasha as he rose. + +"I must... I must have a talk with you," said Prince Andrew. "You know +that pair of women's gloves?" (He referred to the masonic gloves given +to a newly initiated Brother to present to the woman he loved.) "I... +but no, I will talk to you later on," and with a strange light in his +eyes and restlessness in his movements, Prince Andrew approached Natasha +and sat down beside her. Pierre saw how Prince Andrew asked her +something and how she flushed as she replied. + +But at that moment Berg came to Pierre and began insisting that he +should take part in an argument between the general and the colonel on +the affairs in Spain. + +Berg was satisfied and happy. The smile of pleasure never left his face. +The party was very successful and quite like other parties he had seen. +Everything was similar: the ladies' subtle talk, the cards, the general +raising his voice at the card table, and the samovar and the tea cakes; +only one thing was lacking that he had always seen at the evening +parties he wished to imitate. They had not yet had a loud conversation +among the men and a dispute about something important and clever. Now +the general had begun such a discussion and so Berg drew Pierre to it. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +Next day, having been invited by the count, Prince Andrew dined with the +Rostovs and spent the rest of the day there. + +Everyone in the house realized for whose sake Prince Andrew came, and +without concealing it he tried to be with Natasha all day. Not only in +the soul of the frightened yet happy and enraptured Natasha, but in the +whole house, there was a feeling of awe at something important that was +bound to happen. The countess looked with sad and sternly serious eyes +at Prince Andrew when he talked to Natasha and timidly started some +artificial conversation about trifles as soon as he looked her way. +Sonya was afraid to leave Natasha and afraid of being in the way when +she was with them. Natasha grew pale, in a panic of expectation, when +she remained alone with him for a moment. Prince Andrew surprised her by +his timidity. She felt that he wanted to say something to her but could +not bring himself to do so. + +In the evening, when Prince Andrew had left, the countess went up to +Natasha and whispered: "Well, what?" + +"Mamma! For heaven's sake don't ask me anything now! One can't talk +about that," said Natasha. + +But all the same that night Natasha, now agitated and now frightened, +lay a long time in her mother's bed gazing straight before her. She told +her how he had complimented her, how he told her he was going abroad, +asked her where they were going to spend the summer, and then how he had +asked her about Boris. + +"But such a... such a... never happened to me before!" she said. "Only I +feel afraid in his presence. I am always afraid when I'm with him. What +does that mean? Does it mean that it's the real thing? Yes? Mamma, are +you asleep?" + +"No, my love; I am frightened myself," answered her mother. "Now go!" + +"All the same I shan't sleep. What silliness, to sleep! Mummy! Mummy! +such a thing never happened to me before," she said, surprised and +alarmed at the feeling she was aware of in herself. "And could we ever +have thought!..." + +It seemed to Natasha that even at the time she first saw Prince Andrew +at Otradnoe she had fallen in love with him. It was as if she feared +this strange, unexpected happiness of meeting again the very man she had +then chosen (she was firmly convinced she had done so) and of finding +him, as it seemed, not indifferent to her. + +"And it had to happen that he should come specially to Petersburg while +we are here. And it had to happen that we should meet at that ball. It +is fate. Clearly it is fate that everything led up to this! Already +then, directly I saw him I felt something peculiar." + +"What else did he say to you? What are those verses? Read them..." said +her mother, thoughtfully, referring to some verses Prince Andrew had +written in Natasha's album. + +"Mamma, one need not be ashamed of his being a widower?" + +"Don't, Natasha! Pray to God. 'Marriages are made in heaven,'" said her +mother. + +"Darling Mummy, how I love you! How happy I am!" cried Natasha, shedding +tears of joy and excitement and embracing her mother. + +At that very time Prince Andrew was sitting with Pierre and telling him +of his love for Natasha and his firm resolve to make her his wife. + +That day Countess Helene had a reception at her house. The French +ambassador was there, and a foreign prince of the blood who had of late +become a frequent visitor of hers, and many brilliant ladies and +gentlemen. Pierre, who had come downstairs, walked through the rooms and +struck everyone by his preoccupied, absent-minded, and morose air. + +Since the ball he had felt the approach of a fit of nervous depression +and had made desperate efforts to combat it. Since the intimacy of his +wife with the royal prince, Pierre had unexpectedly been made a +gentleman of the bedchamber, and from that time he had begun to feel +oppressed and ashamed in court society, and dark thoughts of the vanity +of all things human came to him oftener than before. At the same time +the feeling he had noticed between his protegee Natasha and Prince +Andrew accentuated his gloom by the contrast between his own position +and his friend's. He tried equally to avoid thinking about his wife, and +about Natasha and Prince Andrew; and again everything seemed to him +insignificant in comparison with eternity; again the question: for what? +presented itself; and he forced himself to work day and night at masonic +labors, hoping to drive away the evil spirit that threatened him. Toward +midnight, after he had left the countess' apartments, he was sitting +upstairs in a shabby dressing gown, copying out the original transaction +of the Scottish lodge of Freemasons at a table in his low room cloudy +with tobacco smoke, when someone came in. It was Prince Andrew. + +"Ah, it's you!" said Pierre with a preoccupied, dissatisfied air. "And +I, you see, am hard at it." He pointed to his manuscript book with that +air of escaping from the ills of life with which unhappy people look at +their work. + +Prince Andrew, with a beaming, ecstatic expression of renewed life on +his face, paused in front of Pierre and, not noticing his sad look, +smiled at him with the egotism of joy. + +"Well, dear heart," said he, "I wanted to tell you about it yesterday +and I have come to do so today. I never experienced anything like it +before. I am in love, my friend!" + +Suddenly Pierre heaved a deep sigh and dumped his heavy person down on +the sofa beside Prince Andrew. + +"With Natasha Rostova, yes?" said he. + +"Yes, yes! Who else should it be? I should never have believed it, but +the feeling is stronger than I. Yesterday I tormented myself and +suffered, but I would not exchange even that torment for anything in the +world, I have not lived till now. At last I live, but I can't live +without her! But can she love me?... I am too old for her.... Why don't +you speak?" + +"I? I? What did I tell you?" said Pierre suddenly, rising and beginning +to pace up and down the room. "I always thought it.... That girl is such +a treasure... she is a rare girl.... My dear friend, I entreat you, +don't philosophize, don't doubt, marry, marry, marry.... And I am sure +there will not be a happier man than you." + +"But what of her?" + +"She loves you." + +"Don't talk rubbish..." said Prince Andrew, smiling and looking into +Pierre's eyes. + +"She does, I know," Pierre cried fiercely. + +"But do listen," returned Prince Andrew, holding him by the arm. "Do you +know the condition I am in? I must talk about it to someone." + +"Well, go on, go on. I am very glad," said Pierre, and his face really +changed, his brow became smooth, and he listened gladly to Prince +Andrew. Prince Andrew seemed, and really was, quite a different, quite a +new man. Where was his spleen, his contempt for life, his +disillusionment? Pierre was the only person to whom he made up his mind +to speak openly; and to him he told all that was in his soul. Now he +boldly and lightly made plans for an extended future, said he could not +sacrifice his own happiness to his father's caprice, and spoke of how he +would either make his father consent to this marriage and love her, or +would do without his consent; then he marveled at the feeling that had +mastered him as at something strange, apart from and independent of +himself. + +"I should not have believed anyone who told me that I was capable of +such love," said Prince Andrew. "It is not at all the same feeling that +I knew in the past. The whole world is now for me divided into two +halves: one half is she, and there all is joy, hope, light: the other +half is everything where she is not, and there is all gloom and +darkness...." + +"Darkness and gloom," reiterated Pierre: "yes, yes, I understand that." + +"I cannot help loving the light, it is not my fault. And I am very +happy! You understand me? I know you are glad for my sake." + +"Yes, yes," Pierre assented, looking at his friend with a touched and +sad expression in his eyes. The brighter Prince Andrew's lot appeared to +him, the gloomier seemed his own. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +Prince Andrew needed his father's consent to his marriage, and to obtain +this he started for the country next day. + +His father received his son's communication with external composure, but +inward wrath. He could not comprehend how anyone could wish to alter his +life or introduce anything new into it, when his own life was already +ending. "If only they would let me end my days as I want to," thought +the old man, "then they might do as they please." With his son, however, +he employed the diplomacy he reserved for important occasions and, +adopting a quiet tone, discussed the whole matter. + +In the first place the marriage was not a brilliant one as regards +birth, wealth, or rank. Secondly, Prince Andrew was no longer as young +as he had been and his health was poor (the old man laid special stress +on this), while she was very young. Thirdly, he had a son whom it would +be a pity to entrust to a chit of a girl. "Fourthly and finally," the +father said, looking ironically at his son, "I beg you to put it off for +a year: go abroad, take a cure, look out as you wanted to for a German +tutor for Prince Nicholas. Then if your love or passion or obstinacy--as +you please--is still as great, marry! And that's my last word on it. +Mind, the last..." concluded the prince, in a tone which showed that +nothing would make him alter his decision. + +Prince Andrew saw clearly that the old man hoped that his feelings, or +his fiancee's, would not stand a year's test, or that he (the old prince +himself) would die before then, and he decided to conform to his +father's wish--to propose, and postpone the wedding for a year. + +Three weeks after the last evening he had spent with the Rostovs, Prince +Andrew returned to Petersburg. + +Next day after her talk with her mother Natasha expected Bolkonski all +day, but he did not come. On the second and third day it was the same. +Pierre did not come either and Natasha, not knowing that Prince Andrew +had gone to see his father, could not explain his absence to herself. + +Three weeks passed in this way. Natasha had no desire to go out anywhere +and wandered from room to room like a shadow, idle and listless; she +wept secretly at night and did not go to her mother in the evenings. She +blushed continually and was irritable. It seemed to her that everybody +knew about her disappointment and was laughing at her and pitying her. +Strong as was her inward grief, this wound to her vanity intensified her +misery. + +Once she came to her mother, tried to say something, and suddenly began +to cry. Her tears were those of an offended child who does not know why +it is being punished. + +The countess began to soothe Natasha, who after first listening to her +mother's words, suddenly interrupted her: + +"Leave off, Mamma! I don't think, and don't want to think about it! He +just came and then left off, left off..." + +Her voice trembled, and she again nearly cried, but recovered and went +on quietly: + +"And I don't at all want to get married. And I am afraid of him; I have +now become quite calm, quite calm." + +The day after this conversation Natasha put on the old dress which she +knew had the peculiar property of conducing to cheerfulness in the +mornings, and that day she returned to the old way of life which she had +abandoned since the ball. Having finished her morning tea she went to +the ballroom, which she particularly liked for its loud resonance, and +began singing her solfeggio. When she had finished her first exercise +she stood still in the middle of the room and sang a musical phrase that +particularly pleased her. She listened joyfully (as though she had not +expected it) to the charm of the notes reverberating, filling the whole +empty ballroom, and slowly dying away; and all at once she felt +cheerful. "What's the good of making so much of it? Things are nice as +it is," she said to herself, and she began walking up and down the room, +not stepping simply on the resounding parquet but treading with each +step from the heel to the toe (she had on a new and favorite pair of +shoes) and listening to the regular tap of the heel and creak of the toe +as gladly as she had to the sounds of her own voice. Passing a mirror +she glanced into it. "There, that's me!" the expression of her face +seemed to say as she caught sight of herself. "Well, and very nice too! +I need nobody." + +A footman wanted to come in to clear away something in the room but she +would not let him, and having closed the door behind him continued her +walk. That morning she had returned to her favorite mood--love of, and +delight in, herself. "How charming that Natasha is!" she said again, +speaking as some third, collective, male person. "Pretty, a good voice, +young, and in nobody's way if only they leave her in peace." But however +much they left her in peace she could not now be at peace, and +immediately felt this. + +In the hall the porch door opened, and someone asked, "At home?" and +then footsteps were heard. Natasha was looking at the mirror, but did +not see herself. She listened to the sounds in the hall. When she saw +herself, her face was pale. It was he. She knew this for certain, though +she hardly heard his voice through the closed doors. + +Pale and agitated, Natasha ran into the drawing room. + +"Mamma! Bolkonski has come!" she said. "Mamma, it is awful, it is +unbearable! I don't want... to be tormented? What am I to do?..." + +Before the countess could answer, Prince Andrew entered the room with an +agitated and serious face. As soon as he saw Natasha his face +brightened. He kissed the countess' hand and Natasha's, and sat down +beside the sofa. + +"It is long since we had the pleasure..." began the countess, but Prince +Andrew interrupted her by answering her intended question, obviously in +haste to say what he had to. + +"I have not been to see you all this time because I have been at my +father's. I had to talk over a very important matter with him. I only +got back last night," he said glancing at Natasha; "I want to have a +talk with you, Countess," he added after a moment's pause. + +The countess lowered her eyes, sighing deeply. + +"I am at your disposal," she murmured. + +Natasha knew that she ought to go away, but was unable to do so: +something gripped her throat, and regardless of manners she stared +straight at Prince Andrew with wide-open eyes. + +"At once? This instant!... No, it can't be!" she thought. + +Again he glanced at her, and that glance convinced her that she was not +mistaken. Yes, at once, that very instant, her fate would be decided. + +"Go, Natasha! I will call you," said the countess in a whisper. + +Natasha glanced with frightened imploring eyes at Prince Andrew and at +her mother and went out. + +"I have come, Countess, to ask for your daughter's hand," said Prince +Andrew. + +The countess' face flushed hotly, but she said nothing. + +"Your offer..." she began at last sedately. He remained silent, looking +into her eyes. "Your offer..." (she grew confused) "is agreeable to us, +and I accept your offer. I am glad. And my husband... I hope... but it +will depend on her...." + +"I will speak to her when I have your consent.... Do you give it to me?" +said Prince Andrew. + +"Yes," replied the countess. She held out her hand to him, and with a +mixed feeling of estrangement and tenderness pressed her lips to his +forehead as he stooped to kiss her hand. She wished to love him as a +son, but felt that to her he was a stranger and a terrifying man. "I am +sure my husband will consent," said the countess, "but your father..." + +"My father, to whom I have told my plans, has made it an express +condition of his consent that the wedding is not to take place for a +year. And I wished to tell you of that," said Prince Andrew. + +"It is true that Natasha is still young, but--so long as that?..." + +"It is unavoidable," said Prince Andrew with a sigh. + +"I will send her to you," said the countess, and left the room. + +"Lord have mercy upon us!" she repeated while seeking her daughter. + +Sonya said that Natasha was in her bedroom. Natasha was sitting on the +bed, pale and dry eyed, and was gazing at the icons and whispering +something as she rapidly crossed herself. Seeing her mother she jumped +up and flew to her. + +"Well, Mamma?... Well?..." + +"Go, go to him. He is asking for your hand," said the countess, coldly +it seemed to Natasha. "Go... go," said the mother, sadly and +reproachfully, with a deep sigh, as her daughter ran away. + +Natasha never remembered how she entered the drawing room. When she came +in and saw him she paused. "Is it possible that this stranger has now +become everything to me?" she asked herself, and immediately answered, +"Yes, everything! He alone is now dearer to me than everything in the +world." Prince Andrew came up to her with downcast eyes. + +"I have loved you from the very first moment I saw you. May I hope?" + +He looked at her and was struck by the serious impassioned expression of +her face. Her face said: "Why ask? Why doubt what you cannot but know? +Why speak, when words cannot express what one feels?" + +She drew near to him and stopped. He took her hand and kissed it. + +"Do you love me?" + +"Yes, yes!" Natasha murmured as if in vexation. Then she sighed loudly +and, catching her breath more and more quickly, began to sob. + +"What is it? What's the matter?" + +"Oh, I am so happy!" she replied, smiled through her tears, bent over +closer to him, paused for an instant as if asking herself whether she +might, and then kissed him. + +Prince Andrew held her hands, looked into her eyes, and did not find in +his heart his former love for her. Something in him had suddenly +changed; there was no longer the former poetic and mystic charm of +desire, but there was pity for her feminine and childish weakness, fear +at her devotion and trustfulness, and an oppressive yet joyful sense of +the duty that now bound him to her forever. The present feeling, though +not so bright and poetic as the former, was stronger and more serious. + +"Did your mother tell you that it cannot be for a year?" asked Prince +Andrew, still looking into her eyes. + +"Is it possible that I--the 'chit of a girl,' as everybody called me," +thought Natasha--"is it possible that I am now to be the wife and the +equal of this strange, dear, clever man whom even my father looks up to? +Can it be true? Can it be true that there can be no more playing with +life, that now I am grown up, that on me now lies a responsibility for +my every word and deed? Yes, but what did he ask me?" + +"No," she replied, but she had not understood his question. + +"Forgive me!" he said. "But you are so young, and I have already been +through so much in life. I am afraid for you, you do not yet know +yourself." + +Natasha listened with concentrated attention, trying but failing to take +in the meaning of his words. + +"Hard as this year which delays my happiness will be," continued Prince +Andrew, "it will give you time to be sure of yourself. I ask you to make +me happy in a year, but you are free: our engagement shall remain a +secret, and should you find that you do not love me, or should you come +to love..." said Prince Andrew with an unnatural smile. + +"Why do you say that?" Natasha interrupted him. "You know that from the +very day you first came to Otradnoe I have loved you," she cried, quite +convinced that she spoke the truth. + +"In a year you will learn to know yourself...." + +"A whole year!" Natasha repeated suddenly, only now realizing that the +marriage was to be postponed for a year. "But why a year? Why a +year?..." + +Prince Andrew began to explain to her the reasons for this delay. +Natasha did not hear him. + +"And can't it be helped?" she asked. Prince Andrew did not reply, but +his face expressed the impossibility of altering that decision. + +"It's awful! Oh, it's awful! awful!" Natasha suddenly cried, and again +burst into sobs. "I shall die, waiting a year: it's impossible, it's +awful!" She looked into her lover's face and saw in it a look of +commiseration and perplexity. + +"No, no! I'll do anything!" she said, suddenly checking her tears. "I am +so happy." + +The father and mother came into the room and gave the betrothed couple +their blessing. + +From that day Prince Andrew began to frequent the Rostovs' as Natasha's +affianced lover. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +No betrothal ceremony took place and Natasha's engagement to Bolkonski +was not announced; Prince Andrew insisted on that. He said that as he +was responsible for the delay he ought to bear the whole burden of it; +that he had given his word and bound himself forever, but that he did +not wish to bind Natasha and gave her perfect freedom. If after six +months she felt that she did not love him she would have full right to +reject him. Naturally neither Natasha nor her parents wished to hear of +this, but Prince Andrew was firm. He came every day to the Rostovs', but +did not behave to Natasha as an affianced lover: he did not use the +familiar thou, but said you to her, and kissed only her hand. After +their engagement, quite different, intimate, and natural relations +sprang up between them. It was as if they had not known each other till +now. Both liked to recall how they had regarded each other when as yet +they were nothing to one another; they felt themselves now quite +different beings: then they were artificial, now natural and sincere. At +first the family felt some constraint in intercourse with Prince Andrew; +he seemed a man from another world, and for a long time Natasha trained +the family to get used to him, proudly assuring them all that he only +appeared to be different, but was really just like all of them, and that +she was not afraid of him and no one else ought to be. After a few days +they grew accustomed to him, and without restraint in his presence +pursued their usual way of life, in which he took his part. He could +talk about rural economy with the count, fashions with the countess and +Natasha, and about albums and fancywork with Sonya. Sometimes the +household both among themselves and in his presence expressed their +wonder at how it had all happened, and at the evident omens there had +been of it: Prince Andrew's coming to Otradnoe and their coming to +Petersburg, and the likeness between Natasha and Prince Andrew which her +nurse had noticed on his first visit, and Andrew's encounter with +Nicholas in 1805, and many other incidents betokening that it had to be. + +In the house that poetic dullness and quiet reigned which always +accompanies the presence of a betrothed couple. Often when all sitting +together everyone kept silent. Sometimes the others would get up and go +away and the couple, left alone, still remained silent. They rarely +spoke of their future life. Prince Andrew was afraid and ashamed to +speak of it. Natasha shared this as she did all his feelings, which she +constantly divined. Once she began questioning him about his son. Prince +Andrew blushed, as he often did now--Natasha particularly liked it in +him--and said that his son would not live with them. + +"Why not?" asked Natasha in a frightened tone. + +"I cannot take him away from his grandfather, and besides..." + +"How I should have loved him!" said Natasha, immediately guessing his +thought; "but I know you wish to avoid any pretext for finding fault +with us." + +Sometimes the old count would come up, kiss Prince Andrew, and ask his +advice about Petya's education or Nicholas' service. The old countess +sighed as she looked at them; Sonya was always getting frightened lest +she should be in the way and tried to find excuses for leaving them +alone, even when they did not wish it. When Prince Andrew spoke (he +could tell a story very well), Natasha listened to him with pride; when +she spoke she noticed with fear and joy that he gazed attentively and +scrutinizingly at her. She asked herself in perplexity: "What does he +look for in me? He is trying to discover something by looking at me! +What if what he seeks in me is not there?" Sometimes she fell into one +of the mad, merry moods characteristic of her, and then she particularly +loved to hear and see how Prince Andrew laughed. He seldom laughed, but +when he did he abandoned himself entirely to his laughter, and after +such a laugh she always felt nearer to him. Natasha would have been +completely happy if the thought of the separation awaiting her and +drawing near had not terrified her, just as the mere thought of it made +him turn pale and cold. + +On the eve of his departure from Petersburg Prince Andrew brought with +him Pierre, who had not been to the Rostovs' once since the ball. Pierre +seemed disconcerted and embarrassed. He was talking to the countess, and +Natasha sat down beside a little chess table with Sonya, thereby +inviting Prince Andrew to come too. He did so. + +"You have known Bezukhov a long time?" he asked. "Do you like him?" + +"Yes, he's a dear, but very absurd." + +And as usual when speaking of Pierre, she began to tell anecdotes of his +absent-mindedness, some of which had even been invented about him. + +"Do you know I have entrusted him with our secret? I have known him from +childhood. He has a heart of gold. I beg you, Natalie," Prince Andrew +said with sudden seriousness--"I am going away and heaven knows what may +happen. You may cease to... all right, I know I am not to say that. Only +this, then: whatever may happen to you when I am not here..." + +"What can happen?" + +"Whatever trouble may come," Prince Andrew continued, "I beg you, +Mademoiselle Sophie, whatever may happen, to turn to him alone for +advice and help! He is a most absent-minded and absurd fellow, but he +has a heart of gold." + +Neither her father, nor her mother, nor Sonya, nor Prince Andrew himself +could have foreseen how the separation from her lover would act on +Natasha. Flushed and agitated she went about the house all that day, +dry-eyed, occupied with most trivial matters as if not understanding +what awaited her. She did not even cry when, on taking leave, he kissed +her hand for the last time. "Don't go!" she said in a tone that made him +wonder whether he really ought not to stay and which he remembered long +afterwards. Nor did she cry when he was gone; but for several days she +sat in her room dry-eyed, taking no interest in anything and only saying +now and then, "Oh, why did he go away?" + +But a fortnight after his departure, to the surprise of those around +her, she recovered from her mental sickness just as suddenly and became +her old self again, but with a change in her moral physiognomy, as a +child gets up after a long illness with a changed expression of face. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + +During that year after his son's departure, Prince Nicholas Bolkonski's +health and temper became much worse. He grew still more irritable, and +it was Princess Mary who generally bore the brunt of his frequent fits +of unprovoked anger. He seemed carefully to seek out her tender spots so +as to torture her mentally as harshly as possible. Princess Mary had two +passions and consequently two joys--her nephew, little Nicholas, and +religion--and these were the favorite subjects of the prince's attacks +and ridicule. Whatever was spoken of he would bring round to the +superstitiousness of old maids, or the petting and spoiling of children. +"You want to make him"--little Nicholas--"into an old maid like +yourself! A pity! Prince Andrew wants a son and not an old maid," he +would say. Or, turning to Mademoiselle Bourienne, he would ask her in +Princess Mary's presence how she liked our village priests and icons and +would joke about them. + +He continually hurt Princess Mary's feelings and tormented her, but it +cost her no effort to forgive him. Could he be to blame toward her, or +could her father, whom she knew loved her in spite of it all, be unjust? +And what is justice? The princess never thought of that proud word +"justice." All the complex laws of man centered for her in one clear and +simple law--the law of love and self-sacrifice taught us by Him who +lovingly suffered for mankind though He Himself was God. What had she to +do with the justice or injustice of other people? She had to endure and +love, and that she did. + +During the winter Prince Andrew had come to Bald Hills and had been gay, +gentle, and more affectionate than Princess Mary had known him for a +long time past. She felt that something had happened to him, but he said +nothing to her about his love. Before he left he had a long talk with +his father about something, and Princess Mary noticed that before his +departure they were dissatisfied with one another. + +Soon after Prince Andrew had gone, Princess Mary wrote to her friend +Julie Karagina in Petersburg, whom she had dreamed (as all girls dream) +of marrying to her brother, and who was at that time in mourning for her +own brother, killed in Turkey. + +Sorrow, it seems, is our common lot, my dear, tender friend Julie. + +Your loss is so terrible that I can only explain it to myself as a +special providence of God who, loving you, wishes to try you and your +excellent mother. Oh, my friend! Religion, and religion alone, can--I +will not say comfort us--but save us from despair. Religion alone can +explain to us what without its help man cannot comprehend: why, for what +cause, kind and noble beings able to find happiness in life--not merely +harming no one but necessary to the happiness of others--are called away +to God, while cruel, useless, harmful persons, or such as are a burden +to themselves and to others, are left living. The first death I saw, and +one I shall never forget--that of my dear sister-in-law--left that +impression on me. Just as you ask destiny why your splendid brother had +to die, so I asked why that angel Lise, who not only never wronged +anyone, but in whose soul there were never any unkind thoughts, had to +die. And what do you think, dear friend? Five years have passed since +then, and already I, with my petty understanding, begin to see clearly +why she had to die, and in what way that death was but an expression of +the infinite goodness of the Creator, whose every action, though +generally incomprehensible to us, is but a manifestation of His infinite +love for His creatures. Perhaps, I often think, she was too angelically +innocent to have the strength to perform all a mother's duties. As a +young wife she was irreproachable; perhaps she could not have been so as +a mother. As it is, not only has she left us, and particularly Prince +Andrew, with the purest regrets and memories, but probably she will +there receive a place I dare not hope for myself. But not to speak of +her alone, that early and terrible death has had the most beneficent +influence on me and on my brother in spite of all our grief. Then, at +the moment of our loss, these thoughts could not occur to me; I should +then have dismissed them with horror, but now they are very clear and +certain. I write all this to you, dear friend, only to convince you of +the Gospel truth which has become for me a principle of life: not a +single hair of our heads will fall without His will. And His will is +governed only by infinite love for us, and so whatever befalls us is for +our good. + +You ask whether we shall spend next winter in Moscow. In spite of my +wish to see you, I do not think so and do not want to do so. You will be +surprised to hear that the reason for this is Buonaparte! The case is +this: my father's health is growing noticeably worse, he cannot stand +any contradiction and is becoming irritable. This irritability is, as +you know, chiefly directed to political questions. He cannot endure the +notion that Buonaparte is negotiating on equal terms with all the +sovereigns of Europe and particularly with our own, the grandson of the +Great Catherine! As you know, I am quite indifferent to politics, but +from my father's remarks and his talks with Michael Ivanovich I know all +that goes on in the world and especially about the honors conferred on +Buonaparte, who only at Bald Hills in the whole world, it seems, is not +accepted as a great man, still less as Emperor of France. And my father +cannot stand this. It seems to me that it is chiefly because of his +political views that my father is reluctant to speak of going to Moscow; +for he foresees the encounters that would result from his way of +expressing his views regardless of anybody. All the benefit he might +derive from a course of treatment he would lose as a result of the +disputes about Buonaparte which would be inevitable. In any case it will +be decided very shortly. + +Our family life goes on in the old way except for my brother Andrew's +absence. He, as I wrote you before, has changed very much of late. After +his sorrow he only this year quite recovered his spirits. He has again +become as I used to know him when a child: kind, affectionate, with that +heart of gold to which I know no equal. He has realized, it seems to me, +that life is not over for him. But together with this mental change he +has grown physically much weaker. He has become thinner and more +nervous. I am anxious about him and glad he is taking this trip abroad +which the doctors recommended long ago. I hope it will cure him. You +write that in Petersburg he is spoken of as one of the most active, +cultivated, and capable of the young men. Forgive my vanity as a +relation, but I never doubted it. The good he has done to everybody +here, from his peasants up to the gentry, is incalculable. On his +arrival in Petersburg he received only his due. I always wonder at the +way rumors fly from Petersburg to Moscow, especially such false ones as +that you write about--I mean the report of my brother's betrothal to the +little Rostova. I do not think my brother will ever marry again, and +certainly not her; and this is why: first, I know that though he rarely +speaks about the wife he has lost, the grief of that loss has gone too +deep in his heart for him ever to decide to give her a successor and our +little angel a stepmother. Secondly because, as far as I know, that girl +is not the kind of girl who could please Prince Andrew. I do not think +he would choose her for a wife, and frankly I do not wish it. But I am +running on too long and am at the end of my second sheet. Good-bye, my +dear friend. May God keep you in His holy and mighty care. My dear +friend, Mademoiselle Bourienne, sends you kisses. + +MARY + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + +In the middle of the summer Princess Mary received an unexpected letter +from Prince Andrew in Switzerland in which he gave her strange and +surprising news. He informed her of his engagement to Natasha Rostova. +The whole letter breathed loving rapture for his betrothed and tender +and confiding affection for his sister. He wrote that he had never loved +as he did now and that only now did he understand and know what life +was. He asked his sister to forgive him for not having told her of his +resolve when he had last visited Bald Hills, though he had spoken of it +to his father. He had not done so for fear Princess Mary should ask her +father to give his consent, irritating him and having to bear the brunt +of his displeasure without attaining her object. "Besides," he wrote, +"the matter was not then so definitely settled as it is now. My father +then insisted on a delay of a year and now already six months, half of +that period, have passed, and my resolution is firmer than ever. If the +doctors did not keep me here at the spas I should be back in Russia, but +as it is I have to postpone my return for three months. You know me and +my relations with Father. I want nothing from him. I have been and +always shall be independent; but to go against his will and arouse his +anger, now that he may perhaps remain with us such a short time, would +destroy half my happiness. I am now writing to him about the same +question, and beg you to choose a good moment to hand him the letter and +to let me know how he looks at the whole matter and whether there is +hope that he may consent to reduce the term by four months." + +After long hesitations, doubts, and prayers, Princess Mary gave the +letter to her father. The next day the old prince said to her quietly: + +"Write and tell your brother to wait till I am dead.... It won't be +long--I shall soon set him free." + +The princess was about to reply, but her father would not let her speak +and, raising his voice more and more, cried: + +"Marry, marry, my boy!... A good family!... Clever people, eh? Rich, eh? +Yes, a nice stepmother little Nicholas will have! Write and tell him +that he may marry tomorrow if he likes. She will be little Nicholas' +stepmother and I'll marry Bourienne!... Ha, ha, ha! He mustn't be +without a stepmother either! Only one thing, no more women are wanted in +my house--let him marry and live by himself. Perhaps you will go and +live with him too?" he added, turning to Princess Mary. "Go in heavens +name! Go out into the frost... the frost... the frost!" + +After this outburst the prince did not speak any more about the matter. +But repressed vexation at his son's poor-spirited behavior found +expression in his treatment of his daughter. To his former pretexts for +irony a fresh one was now added--allusions to stepmothers and +amiabilities to Mademoiselle Bourienne. + +"Why shouldn't I marry her?" he asked his daughter. "She'll make a +splendid princess!" + +And latterly, to her surprise and bewilderment, Princess Mary noticed +that her father was really associating more and more with the +Frenchwoman. She wrote to Prince Andrew about the reception of his +letter, but comforted him with hopes of reconciling their father to the +idea. + +Little Nicholas and his education, her brother Andrew, and religion were +Princess Mary's joys and consolations; but besides that, since everyone +must have personal hopes, Princess Mary in the profoundest depths of her +heart had a hidden dream and hope that supplied the chief consolation of +her life. This comforting dream and hope were given her by God's folk-- +the half-witted and other pilgrims who visited her without the prince's +knowledge. The longer she lived, the more experience and observation she +had of life, the greater was her wonder at the short-sightedness of men +who seek enjoyment and happiness here on earth: toiling, suffering, +struggling, and harming one another, to obtain that impossible, +visionary, sinful happiness. Prince Andrew had loved his wife, she died, +but that was not enough: he wanted to bind his happiness to another +woman. Her father objected to this because he wanted a more +distinguished and wealthier match for Andrew. And they all struggled and +suffered and tormented one another and injured their souls, their +eternal souls, for the attainment of benefits which endure but for an +instant. Not only do we know this ourselves, but Christ, the Son of God, +came down to earth and told us that this life is but for a moment and is +a probation; yet we cling to it and think to find happiness in it. "How +is it that no one realizes this?" thought Princess Mary. "No one except +these despised God's folk who, wallet on back, come to me by the back +door, afraid of being seen by the prince, not for fear of ill-usage by +him but for fear of causing him to sin. To leave family, home, and all +the cares of worldly welfare, in order without clinging to anything to +wander in hempen rags from place to place under an assumed name, doing +no one any harm but praying for all--for those who drive one away as +well as for those who protect one: higher than that life and truth there +is no life or truth!" + +There was one pilgrim, a quiet pockmarked little woman of fifty called +Theodosia, who for over thirty years had gone about barefoot and worn +heavy chains. Princess Mary was particularly fond of her. Once, when in +a room with a lamp dimly lit before the icon Theodosia was talking of +her life, the thought that Theodosia alone had found the true path of +life suddenly came to Princess Mary with such force that she resolved to +become a pilgrim herself. When Theodosia had gone to sleep Princess Mary +thought about this for a long time, and at last made up her mind that, +strange as it might seem, she must go on a pilgrimage. She disclosed +this thought to no one but to her confessor, Father Akinfi, the monk, +and he approved of her intention. Under guise of a present for the +pilgrims, Princess Mary prepared a pilgrim's complete costume for +herself: a coarse smock, bast shoes, a rough coat, and a black kerchief. +Often, approaching the chest of drawers containing this secret treasure, +Princess Mary paused, uncertain whether the time had not already come to +put her project into execution. + +Often, listening to the pilgrims' tales, she was so stimulated by their +simple speech, mechanical to them but to her so full of deep meaning, +that several times she was on the point of abandoning everything and +running away from home. In imagination she already pictured herself by +Theodosia's side, dressed in coarse rags, walking with a staff, a wallet +on her back, along the dusty road, directing her wanderings from one +saint's shrine to another, free from envy, earthly love, or desire, and +reaching at last the place where there is no more sorrow or sighing, but +eternal joy and bliss. + +"I shall come to a place and pray there, and before having time to get +used to it or getting to love it, I shall go farther. I will go on till +my legs fail, and I'll lie down and die somewhere, and shall at last +reach that eternal, quiet haven, where there is neither sorrow nor +sighing..." thought Princess Mary. + +But afterwards, when she saw her father and especially little Koko +(Nicholas), her resolve weakened. She wept quietly, and felt that she +was a sinner who loved her father and little nephew more than God. + +BOOK SEVEN: 1810 - 11 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +The Bible legend tells us that the absence of labor--idleness--was a +condition of the first man's blessedness before the Fall. Fallen man has +retained a love of idleness, but the curse weighs on the race not only +because we have to seek our bread in the sweat of our brows, but because +our moral nature is such that we cannot be both idle and at ease. An +inner voice tells us we are in the wrong if we are idle. If man could +find a state in which he felt that though idle he was fulfilling his +duty, he would have found one of the conditions of man's primitive +blessedness. And such a state of obligatory and irreproachable idleness +is the lot of a whole class--the military. The chief attraction of +military service has consisted and will consist in this compulsory and +irreproachable idleness. + +Nicholas Rostov experienced this blissful condition to the full when, +after 1807, he continued to serve in the Pavlograd regiment, in which he +already commanded the squadron he had taken over from Denisov. + +Rostov had become a bluff, good-natured fellow, whom his Moscow +acquaintances would have considered rather bad form, but who was liked +and respected by his comrades, subordinates, and superiors, and was well +contented with his life. Of late, in 1809, he found in letters from home +more frequent complaints from his mother that their affairs were falling +into greater and greater disorder, and that it was time for him to come +back to gladden and comfort his old parents. + +Reading these letters, Nicholas felt a dread of their wanting to take +him away from surroundings in which, protected from all the +entanglements of life, he was living so calmly and quietly. He felt that +sooner or later he would have to re-enter that whirlpool of life, with +its embarrassments and affairs to be straightened out, its accounts with +stewards, quarrels, and intrigues, its ties, society, and with Sonya's +love and his promise to her. It was all dreadfully difficult and +complicated; and he replied to his mother in cold, formal letters in +French, beginning: "My dear Mamma," and ending: "Your obedient son," +which said nothing of when he would return. In 1810 he received letters +from his parents, in which they told him of Natasha's engagement to +Bolkonski, and that the wedding would be in a year's time because the +old prince made difficulties. This letter grieved and mortified +Nicholas. In the first place he was sorry that Natasha, for whom he +cared more than for anyone else in the family, should be lost to the +home; and secondly, from his hussar point of view, he regretted not to +have been there to show that fellow Bolkonski that connection with him +was no such great honor after all, and that if he loved Natasha he might +dispense with permission from his dotard father. For a moment he +hesitated whether he should not apply for leave in order to see Natasha +before she was married, but then came the maneuvers, and considerations +about Sonya and about the confusion of their affairs, and Nicholas again +put it off. But in the spring of that year, he received a letter from +his mother, written without his father's knowledge, and that letter +persuaded him to return. She wrote that if he did not come and take +matters in hand, their whole property would be sold by auction and they +would all have to go begging. The count was so weak, and trusted Mitenka +so much, and was so good-natured, that everybody took advantage of him +and things were going from bad to worse. "For God's sake, I implore you, +come at once if you do not wish to make me and the whole family +wretched," wrote the countess. + +This letter touched Nicholas. He had that common sense of a matter-of- +fact man which showed him what he ought to do. + +The right thing now was, if not to retire from the service, at any rate +to go home on leave. Why he had to go he did not know; but after his +after-dinner nap he gave orders to saddle Mars, an extremely vicious +gray stallion that had not been ridden for a long time, and when he +returned with the horse all in a lather, he informed Lavrushka +(Denisov's servant who had remained with him) and his comrades who +turned up in the evening that he was applying for leave and was going +home. Difficult and strange as it was for him to reflect that he would +go away without having heard from the staff--and this interested him +extremely--whether he was promoted to a captaincy or would receive the +Order of St. Anne for the last maneuvers; strange as it was to think +that he would go away without having sold his three roans to the Polish +Count Golukhovski, who was bargaining for the horses Rostov had betted +he would sell for two thousand rubles; incomprehensible as it seemed +that the ball the hussars were giving in honor of the Polish +Mademoiselle Przazdziecka (out of rivalry to the uhlans who had given +one in honor of their Polish Mademoiselle Borzozowska) would take place +without him--he knew he must go away from this good, bright world to +somewhere where everything was stupid and confused. A week later he +obtained his leave. His hussar comrades--not only those of his own +regiment, but the whole brigade--gave Rostov a dinner to which the +subscription was fifteen rubles a head, and at which there were two +bands and two choirs of singers. Rostov danced the Trepak with Major +Basov; the tipsy officers tossed, embraced, and dropped Rostov; the +soldiers of the third squadron tossed him too, and shouted "hurrah!" and +then they put him in his sleigh and escorted him as far as the first +post station. + +During the first half of the journey--from Kremenchug to Kiev--all +Rostov's thoughts, as is usual in such cases, were behind him, with the +squadron; but when he had gone more than halfway he began to forget his +three roans and Dozhoyveyko, his quartermaster, and to wonder anxiously +how things would be at Otradnoe and what he would find there. Thoughts +of home grew stronger the nearer he approached it--far stronger, as +though this feeling of his was subject to the law by which the force of +attraction is in inverse proportion to the square of the distance. At +the last post station before Otradnoe he gave the driver a three-ruble +tip, and on arriving he ran breathlessly, like a boy, up the steps of +his home. + +After the rapture of meeting, and after that odd feeling of unsatisfied +expectation--the feeling that "everything is just the same, so why did I +hurry?"--Nicholas began to settle down in his old home world. His father +and mother were much the same, only a little older. What was new in them +was a certain uneasiness and occasional discord, which there used not to +be, and which, as Nicholas soon found out, was due to the bad state of +their affairs. Sonya was nearly twenty; she had stopped growing prettier +and promised nothing more than she was already, but that was enough. She +exhaled happiness and love from the time Nicholas returned, and the +faithful, unalterable love of this girl had a gladdening effect on him. +Petya and Natasha surprised Nicholas most. Petya was a big handsome boy +of thirteen, merry, witty, and mischievous, with a voice that was +already breaking. As for Natasha, for a long while Nicholas wondered and +laughed whenever he looked at her. + +"You're not the same at all," he said. + +"How? Am I uglier?" + +"On the contrary, but what dignity? A princess!" he whispered to her. + +"Yes, yes, yes!" cried Natasha, joyfully. + +She told him about her romance with Prince Andrew and of his visit to +Otradnoe and showed him his last letter. + +"Well, are you glad?" Natasha asked. "I am so tranquil and happy now." + +"Very glad," answered Nicholas. "He is an excellent fellow.... And are +you very much in love?" + +"How shall I put it?" replied Natasha. "I was in love with Boris, with +my teacher, and with Denisov, but this is quite different. I feel at +peace and settled. I know that no better man than he exists, and I am +calm and contented now. Not at all as before." + +Nicholas expressed his disapproval of the postponement of the marriage +for a year; but Natasha attacked her brother with exasperation, proving +to him that it could not be otherwise, and that it would be a bad thing +to enter a family against the father's will, and that she herself wished +it so. + +"You don't at all understand," she said. + +Nicholas was silent and agreed with her. + +Her brother often wondered as he looked at her. She did not seem at all +like a girl in love and parted from her affianced husband. She was even- +tempered and calm and quite as cheerful as of old. This amazed Nicholas +and even made him regard Bolkonski's courtship skeptically. He could not +believe that her fate was sealed, especially as he had not seen her with +Prince Andrew. It always seemed to him that there was something not +quite right about this intended marriage. + +"Why this delay? Why no betrothal?" he thought. Once, when he had +touched on this topic with his mother, he discovered, to his surprise +and somewhat to his satisfaction, that in the depth of her soul she too +had doubts about this marriage. + +"You see he writes," said she, showing her son a letter of Prince +Andrew's, with that latent grudge a mother always has in regard to a +daughter's future married happiness, "he writes that he won't come +before December. What can be keeping him? Illness, probably! His health +is very delicate. Don't tell Natasha. And don't attach importance to her +being so bright: that's because she's living through the last days of +her girlhood, but I know what she is like every time we receive a letter +from him! However, God grant that everything turns out well!" (She +always ended with these words.) "He is an excellent man!" + + + + +CHAPTER II + +After reaching home Nicholas was at first serious and even dull. He was +worried by the impending necessity of interfering in the stupid business +matters for which his mother had called him home. To throw off this +burden as quickly as possible, on the third day after his arrival he +went, angry and scowling and without answering questions as to where he +was going, to Mitenka's lodge and demanded an account of everything. But +what an account of everything might be Nicholas knew even less than the +frightened and bewildered Mitenka. The conversation and the examination +of the accounts with Mitenka did not last long. The village elder, a +peasant delegate, and the village clerk, who were waiting in the +passage, heard with fear and delight first the young count's voice +roaring and snapping and rising louder and louder, and then words of +abuse, dreadful words, ejaculated one after the other. + +"Robber!... Ungrateful wretch!... I'll hack the dog to pieces! I'm not +my father!... Robbing us!..." and so on. + +Then with no less fear and delight they saw how the young count, red in +the face and with bloodshot eyes, dragged Mitenka out by the scruff of +the neck and applied his foot and knee to his behind with great agility +at convenient moments between the words, shouting, "Be off! Never let me +see your face here again, you villain!" + +Mitenka flew headlong down the six steps and ran away into the +shrubbery. (This shrubbery was a well-known haven of refuge for culprits +at Otradnoe. Mitenka himself, returning tipsy from the town, used to +hide there, and many of the residents at Otradnoe, hiding from Mitenka, +knew of its protective qualities.) + +Mitenka's wife and sisters-in-law thrust their heads and frightened +faces out of the door of a room where a bright samovar was boiling and +where the steward's high bedstead stood with its patchwork quilt. + +The young count paid no heed to them, but, breathing hard, passed by +with resolute strides and went into the house. + +The countess, who heard at once from the maids what had happened at the +lodge, was calmed by the thought that now their affairs would certainly +improve, but on the other hand felt anxious as to the effect this +excitement might have on her son. She went several times to his door on +tiptoe and listened, as he lighted one pipe after another. + +Next day the old count called his son aside and, with an embarrassed +smile, said to him: + +"But you know, my dear boy, it's a pity you got excited! Mitenka has +told me all about it." + +"I knew," thought Nicholas, "that I should never understand anything in +this crazy world." + +"You were angry that he had not entered those 700 rubles. But they were +carried forward--and you did not look at the other page." + +"Papa, he is a blackguard and a thief! I know he is! And what I have +done, I have done; but, if you like, I won't speak to him again." + +"No, my dear boy" (the count, too, felt embarrassed. He knew he had +mismanaged his wife's property and was to blame toward his children, but +he did not know how to remedy it). "No, I beg you to attend to the +business. I am old. I..." + +"No, Papa. Forgive me if I have caused you unpleasantness. I understand +it all less than you do." + +"Devil take all these peasants, and money matters, and carryings forward +from page to page," he thought. "I used to understand what a 'corner' +and the stakes at cards meant, but carrying forward to another page I +don't understand at all," said he to himself, and after that he did not +meddle in business affairs. But once the countess called her son and +informed him that she had a promissory note from Anna Mikhaylovna for +two thousand rubles, and asked him what he thought of doing with it. + +"This," answered Nicholas. "You say it rests with me. Well, I don't like +Anna Mikhaylovna and I don't like Boris, but they were our friends and +poor. Well then, this!" and he tore up the note, and by so doing caused +the old countess to weep tears of joy. After that, young Rostov took no +further part in any business affairs, but devoted himself with +passionate enthusiasm to what was to him a new pursuit--the chase--for +which his father kept a large establishment. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +The weather was already growing wintry and morning frosts congealed an +earth saturated by autumn rains. The verdure had thickened and its +bright green stood out sharply against the brownish strips of winter rye +trodden down by the cattle, and against the pale-yellow stubble of the +spring buckwheat. The wooded ravines and the copses, which at the end of +August had still been green islands amid black fields and stubble, had +become golden and bright-red islands amid the green winter rye. The +hares had already half changed their summer coats, the fox cubs were +beginning to scatter, and the young wolves were bigger than dogs. It was +the best time of the year for the chase. The hounds of that ardent young +sportsman Rostov had not merely reached hard winter condition, but were +so jaded that at a meeting of the huntsmen it was decided to give them a +three days' rest and then, on the sixteenth of September, to go on a +distant expedition, starting from the oak grove where there was an +undisturbed litter of wolf cubs. + +All that day the hounds remained at home. It was frosty and the air was +sharp, but toward evening the sky became overcast and it began to thaw. +On the fifteenth, when young Rostov, in his dressing gown, looked out of +the window, he saw it was an unsurpassable morning for hunting: it was +as if the sky were melting and sinking to the earth without any wind. +The only motion in the air was that of the dripping, microscopic +particles of drizzling mist. The bare twigs in the garden were hung with +transparent drops which fell on the freshly fallen leaves. The earth in +the kitchen garden looked wet and black and glistened like poppy seed +and at a short distance merged into the dull, moist veil of mist. +Nicholas went out into the wet and muddy porch. There was a smell of +decaying leaves and of dog. Milka, a black-spotted, broad-haunched bitch +with prominent black eyes, got up on seeing her master, stretched her +hind legs, lay down like a hare, and then suddenly jumped up and licked +him right on his nose and mustache. Another borzoi, a dog, catching +sight of his master from the garden path, arched his back and, rushing +headlong toward the porch with lifted tail, began rubbing himself +against his legs. + +"O-hoy!" came at that moment, that inimitable huntsman's call which +unites the deepest bass with the shrillest tenor, and round the corner +came Daniel the head huntsman and head kennelman, a gray, wrinkled old +man with hair cut straight over his forehead, Ukrainian fashion, a long +bent whip in his hand, and that look of independence and scorn of +everything that is only seen in huntsmen. He doffed his Circassian cap +to his master and looked at him scornfully. This scorn was not offensive +to his master. Nicholas knew that this Daniel, disdainful of everybody +and who considered himself above them, was all the same his serf and +huntsman. + +"Daniel!" Nicholas said timidly, conscious at the sight of the weather, +the hounds, and the huntsman that he was being carried away by that +irresistible passion for sport which makes a man forget all his previous +resolutions, as a lover forgets in the presence of his mistress. + +"What orders, your excellency?" said the huntsman in his deep bass, deep +as a proto-deacon's and hoarse with hallooing--and two flashing black +eyes gazed from under his brows at his master, who was silent. "Can you +resist it?" those eyes seemed to be asking. + +"It's a good day, eh? For a hunt and a gallop, eh?" asked Nicholas, +scratching Milka behind the ears. + +Daniel did not answer, but winked instead. + +"I sent Uvarka at dawn to listen," his bass boomed out after a minute's +pause. "He says she's moved them into the Otradnoe enclosure. They were +howling there." (This meant that the she-wolf, about whom they both +knew, had moved with her cubs to the Otradnoe copse, a small place a +mile and a half from the house.) + +"We ought to go, don't you think so?" said Nicholas. "Come to me with +Uvarka." + +"As you please." + +"Then put off feeding them." + +"Yes, sir." + +Five minutes later Daniel and Uvarka were standing in Nicholas' big +study. Though Daniel was not a big man, to see him in a room was like +seeing a horse or a bear on the floor among the furniture and +surroundings of human life. Daniel himself felt this, and as usual stood +just inside the door, trying to speak softly and not move, for fear of +breaking something in the master's apartment, and he hastened to say all +that was necessary so as to get from under that ceiling, out into the +open under the sky once more. + +Having finished his inquiries and extorted from Daniel an opinion that +the hounds were fit (Daniel himself wished to go hunting), Nicholas +ordered the horses to be saddled. But just as Daniel was about to go +Natasha came in with rapid steps, not having done up her hair or +finished dressing and with her old nurse's big shawl wrapped round her. +Petya ran in at the same time. + +"You are going?" asked Natasha. "I knew you would! Sonya said you +wouldn't go, but I knew that today is the sort of day when you couldn't +help going." + +"Yes, we are going," replied Nicholas reluctantly, for today, as he +intended to hunt seriously, he did not want to take Natasha and Petya. +"We are going, but only wolf hunting: it would be dull for you." + +"You know it is my greatest pleasure," said Natasha. "It's not fair; you +are going by yourself, are having the horses saddled and said nothing to +us about it." + +"'No barrier bars a Russian's path'--we'll go!" shouted Petya. + +"But you can't. Mamma said you mustn't," said Nicholas to Natasha. + +"Yes, I'll go. I shall certainly go," said Natasha decisively. "Daniel, +tell them to saddle for us, and Michael must come with my dogs," she +added to the huntsman. + +It seemed to Daniel irksome and improper to be in a room at all, but to +have anything to do with a young lady seemed to him impossible. He cast +down his eyes and hurried out as if it were none of his business, +careful as he went not to inflict any accidental injury on the young +lady. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +The old count, who had always kept up an enormous hunting establishment +but had now handed it all completely over to his son's care, being in +very good spirits on this fifteenth of September, prepared to go out +with the others. + +In an hour's time the whole hunting party was at the porch. Nicholas, +with a stern and serious air which showed that now was no time for +attending to trifles, went past Natasha and Petya who were trying to +tell him something. He had a look at all the details of the hunt, sent a +pack of hounds and huntsmen on ahead to find the quarry, mounted his +chestnut Donets, and whistling to his own leash of borzois, set off +across the threshing ground to a field leading to the Otradnoe wood. The +old count's horse, a sorrel gelding called Viflyanka, was led by the +groom in attendance on him, while the count himself was to drive in a +small trap straight to a spot reserved for him. + +They were taking fifty-four hounds, with six hunt attendants and +whippers-in. Besides the family, there were eight borzoi kennelmen and +more than forty borzois, so that, with the borzois on the leash +belonging to members of the family, there were about a hundred and +thirty dogs and twenty horsemen. + +Each dog knew its master and its call. Each man in the hunt knew his +business, his place, what he had to do. As soon as they had passed the +fence they all spread out evenly and quietly, without noise or talk, +along the road and field leading to the Otradnoe covert. + +The horses stepped over the field as over a thick carpet, now and then +splashing into puddles as they crossed a road. The misty sky still +seemed to descend evenly and imperceptibly toward the earth, the air was +still, warm, and silent. Occasionally the whistle of a huntsman, the +snort of a horse, the crack of a whip, or the whine of a straggling +hound could be heard. + +When they had gone a little less than a mile, five more riders with dogs +appeared out of the mist, approaching the Rostovs. In front rode a +fresh-looking, handsome old man with a large gray mustache. + +"Good morning, Uncle!" said Nicholas, when the old man drew near. + +"That's it. Come on!... I was sure of it," began "Uncle." (He was a +distant relative of the Rostovs', a man of small means, and their +neighbor.) "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist it and it's a good +thing you're going. That's it! Come on!" (This was "Uncle's" favorite +expression.) "Take the covert at once, for my Girchik says the Ilagins +are at Korniki with their hounds. That's it. Come on!... They'll take +the cubs from under your very nose." + +"That's where I'm going. Shall we join up our packs?" asked Nicholas. + +The hounds were joined into one pack, and "Uncle" and Nicholas rode on +side by side. Natasha, muffled up in shawls which did not hide her eager +face and shining eyes, galloped up to them. She was followed by Petya +who always kept close to her, by Michael, a huntsman, and by a groom +appointed to look after her. Petya, who was laughing, whipped and pulled +at his horse. Natasha sat easily and confidently on her black Arabchik +and reined him in without effort with a firm hand. + +"Uncle" looked round disapprovingly at Petya and Natasha. He did not +like to combine frivolity with the serious business of hunting. + +"Good morning, Uncle! We are going too!" shouted Petya. + +"Good morning, good morning! But don't go overriding the hounds," said +"Uncle" sternly. + +"Nicholas, what a fine dog Trunila is! He knew me," said Natasha, +referring to her favorite hound. + +"In the first place, Trunila is not a 'dog,' but a harrier," thought +Nicholas, and looked sternly at his sister, trying to make her feel the +distance that ought to separate them at that moment. Natasha understood +it. + +"You mustn't think we'll be in anyone's way, Uncle," she said. "We'll go +to our places and won't budge." + +"A good thing too, little countess," said "Uncle," "only mind you don't +fall off your horse," he added, "because--that's it, come on!--you've +nothing to hold on to." + +The oasis of the Otradnoe covert came in sight a few hundred yards off, +the huntsmen were already nearing it. Rostov, having finally settled +with "Uncle" where they should set on the hounds, and having shown +Natasha where she was to stand--a spot where nothing could possibly run +out--went round above the ravine. + +"Well, nephew, you're going for a big wolf," said "Uncle." "Mind and +don't let her slip!" + +"That's as may happen," answered Rostov. "Karay, here!" he shouted, +answering "Uncle's" remark by this call to his borzoi. Karay was a +shaggy old dog with a hanging jowl, famous for having tackled a big wolf +unaided. They all took up their places. + +The old count, knowing his son's ardor in the hunt, hurried so as not to +be late, and the huntsmen had not yet reached their places when Count +Ilya Rostov, cheerful, flushed, and with quivering cheeks, drove up with +his black horses over the winter rye to the place reserved for him, +where a wolf might come out. Having straightened his coat and fastened +on his hunting knives and horn, he mounted his good, sleek, well-fed, +and comfortable horse, Viflyanka, which was turning gray, like himself. +His horses and trap were sent home. Count Ilya Rostov, though not at +heart a keen sportsman, knew the rules of the hunt well, and rode to the +bushy edge of the road where he was to stand, arranged his reins, +settled himself in the saddle, and, feeling that he was ready, looked +about with a smile. + +Beside him was Simon Chekmar, his personal attendant, an old horseman +now somewhat stiff in the saddle. Chekmar held in leash three formidable +wolfhounds, who had, however, grown fat like their master and his horse. +Two wise old dogs lay down unleashed. Some hundred paces farther along +the edge of the wood stood Mitka, the count's other groom, a daring +horseman and keen rider to hounds. Before the hunt, by old custom, the +count had drunk a silver cupful of mulled brandy, taken a snack, and +washed it down with half a bottle of his favorite Bordeaux. + +He was somewhat flushed with the wine and the drive. His eyes were +rather moist and glittered more than usual, and as he sat in his saddle, +wrapped up in his fur coat, he looked like a child taken out for an +outing. + +The thin, hollow-cheeked Chekmar, having got everything ready, kept +glancing at his master with whom he had lived on the best of terms for +thirty years, and understanding the mood he was in expected a pleasant +chat. A third person rode up circumspectly through the wood (it was +plain that he had had a lesson) and stopped behind the count. This +person was a gray-bearded old man in a woman's cloak, with a tall peaked +cap on his head. He was the buffoon, who went by a woman's name, +Nastasya Ivanovna. + +"Well, Nastasya Ivanovna!" whispered the count, winking at him. "If you +scare away the beast, Daniel'll give it you!" + +"I know a thing or two myself!" said Nastasya Ivanovna. + +"Hush!" whispered the count and turned to Simon. "Have you seen the +young countess?" he asked. "Where is she?" + +"With young Count Peter, by the Zharov rank grass," answered Simon, +smiling. "Though she's a lady, she's very fond of hunting." + +"And you're surprised at the way she rides, Simon, eh?" said the count. +"She's as good as many a man!" + +"Of course! It's marvelous. So bold, so easy!" + +"And Nicholas? Where is he? By the Lyadov upland, isn't he?" + +"Yes, sir. He knows where to stand. He understands the matter so well +that Daniel and I are often quite astounded," said Simon, well knowing +what would please his master. + +"Rides well, eh? And how well he looks on his horse, eh?" + +"A perfect picture! How he chased a fox out of the rank grass by the +Zavarzinsk thicket the other day! Leaped a fearful place; what a sight +when they rushed from the covert... the horse worth a thousand rubles +and the rider beyond all price! Yes, one would have to search far to +find another as smart." + +"To search far..." repeated the count, evidently sorry Simon had not +said more. "To search far," he said, turning back the skirt of his coat +to get at his snuffbox. + +"The other day when he came out from Mass in full uniform, Michael +Sidorych..." Simon did not finish, for on the still air he had +distinctly caught the music of the hunt with only two or three hounds +giving tongue. He bent down his head and listened, shaking a warning +finger at his master. "They are on the scent of the cubs..." he +whispered, "straight to the Lyadov uplands." + +The count, forgetting to smooth out the smile on his face, looked into +the distance straight before him, down the narrow open space, holding +the snuffbox in his hand but not taking any. After the cry of the hounds +came the deep tones of the wolf call from Daniel's hunting horn; the +pack joined the first three hounds and they could be heard in full cry, +with that peculiar lift in the note that indicates that they are after a +wolf. The whippers-in no longer set on the hounds, but changed to the +cry of ulyulyu, and above the others rose Daniel's voice, now a deep +bass, now piercingly shrill. His voice seemed to fill the whole wood and +carried far beyond out into the open field. + +After listening a few moments in silence, the count and his attendant +convinced themselves that the hounds had separated into two packs: the +sound of the larger pack, eagerly giving tongue, began to die away in +the distance, the other pack rushed by the wood past the count, and it +was with this that Daniel's voice was heard calling ulyulyu. The sounds +of both packs mingled and broke apart again, but both were becoming more +distant. + +Simon sighed and stooped to straighten the leash a young borzoi had +entangled; the count too sighed and, noticing the snuffbox in his hand, +opened it and took a pinch. "Back!" cried Simon to a borzoi that was +pushing forward out of the wood. The count started and dropped the +snuffbox. Nastasya Ivanovna dismounted to pick it up. The count and +Simon were looking at him. + +Then, unexpectedly, as often happens, the sound of the hunt suddenly +approached, as if the hounds in full cry and Daniel ulyulyuing were just +in front of them. + +The count turned and saw on his right Mitka staring at him with eyes +starting out of his head, raising his cap and pointing before him to the +other side. + +"Look out!" he shouted, in a voice plainly showing that he had long +fretted to utter that word, and letting the borzois slip he galloped +toward the count. + +The count and Simon galloped out of the wood and saw on their left a +wolf which, softly swaying from side to side, was coming at a quiet lope +farther to the left to the very place where they were standing. The +angry borzois whined and getting free of the leash rushed past the +horses' feet at the wolf. + +The wolf paused, turned its heavy forehead toward the dogs awkwardly, +like a man suffering from the quinsy, and, still slightly swaying from +side to side, gave a couple of leaps and with a swish of its tail +disappeared into the skirt of the wood. At the same instant, with a cry +like a wail, first one hound, then another, and then another, sprang +helter-skelter from the wood opposite and the whole pack rushed across +the field toward the very spot where the wolf had disappeared. The hazel +bushes parted behind the hounds and Daniel's chestnut horse appeared, +dark with sweat. On its long back sat Daniel, hunched forward, capless, +his disheveled gray hair hanging over his flushed, perspiring face. + +"Ulyulyulyu! ulyulyu!..." he cried. When he caught sight of the count +his eyes flashed lightning. + +"Blast you!" he shouted, holding up his whip threateningly at the count. + +"You've let the wolf go!... What sportsmen!" and as if scorning to say +more to the frightened and shamefaced count, he lashed the heaving +flanks of his sweating chestnut gelding with all the anger the count had +aroused and flew off after the hounds. The count, like a punished +schoolboy, looked round, trying by a smile to win Simon's sympathy for +his plight. But Simon was no longer there. He was galloping round by the +bushes while the field was coming up on both sides, all trying to head +the wolf, but it vanished into the wood before they could do so. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Nicholas Rostov meanwhile remained at his post, waiting for the wolf. By +the way the hunt approached and receded, by the cries of the dogs whose +notes were familiar to him, by the way the voices of the huntsmen +approached, receded, and rose, he realized what was happening at the +copse. He knew that young and old wolves were there, that the hounds had +separated into two packs, that somewhere a wolf was being chased, and +that something had gone wrong. He expected the wolf to come his way any +moment. He made thousands of different conjectures as to where and from +what side the beast would come and how he would set upon it. Hope +alternated with despair. Several times he addressed a prayer to God that +the wolf should come his way. He prayed with that passionate and +shamefaced feeling with which men pray at moments of great excitement +arising from trivial causes. "What would it be to Thee to do this for +me?" he said to God. "I know Thou art great, and that it is a sin to ask +this of Thee, but for God's sake do let the old wolf come my way and let +Karay spring at it--in sight of 'Uncle' who is watching from over there- +-and seize it by the throat in a death grip!" A thousand times during +that half-hour Rostov cast eager and restless glances over the edge of +the wood, with the two scraggy oaks rising above the aspen undergrowth +and the gully with its water-worn side and "Uncle's" cap just visible +above the bush on his right. + +"No, I shan't have such luck," thought Rostov, "yet what wouldn't it be +worth! It is not to be! Everywhere, at cards and in war, I am always +unlucky." Memories of Austerlitz and of Dolokhov flashed rapidly and +clearly through his mind. "Only once in my life to get an old wolf, I +want only that!" thought he, straining eyes and ears and looking to the +left and then to the right and listening to the slightest variation of +note in the cries of the dogs. + +Again he looked to the right and saw something running toward him across +the deserted field. "No, it can't be!" thought Rostov, taking a deep +breath, as a man does at the coming of something long hoped for. The +height of happiness was reached--and so simply, without warning, or +noise, or display, that Rostov could not believe his eyes and remained +in doubt for over a second. The wolf ran forward and jumped heavily over +a gully that lay in her path. She was an old animal with a gray back and +big reddish belly. She ran without hurry, evidently feeling sure that no +one saw her. Rostov, holding his breath, looked round at the borzois. +They stood or lay not seeing the wolf or understanding the situation. +Old Karay had turned his head and was angrily searching for fleas, +baring his yellow teeth and snapping at his hind legs. + +"Ulyulyulyu!" whispered Rostov, pouting his lips. The borzois jumped up, +jerking the rings of the leashes and pricking their ears. Karay finished +scratching his hindquarters and, cocking his ears, got up with quivering +tail from which tufts of matted hair hung down. + +"Shall I loose them or not?" Nicholas asked himself as the wolf +approached him coming from the copse. Suddenly the wolf's whole +physiognomy changed: she shuddered, seeing what she had probably never +seen before--human eyes fixed upon her--and turning her head a little +toward Rostov, she paused. + +"Back or forward? Eh, no matter, forward..." the wolf seemed to say to +herself, and she moved forward without again looking round and with a +quiet, long, easy yet resolute lope. + +"Ulyulyu!" cried Nicholas, in a voice not his own, and of its own accord +his good horse darted headlong downhill, leaping over gullies to head +off the wolf, and the borzois passed it, running faster still. Nicholas +did not hear his own cry nor feel that he was galloping, nor see the +borzois, nor the ground over which he went: he saw only the wolf, who, +increasing her speed, bounded on in the same direction along the hollow. +The first to come into view was Milka, with her black markings and +powerful quarters, gaining upon the wolf. Nearer and nearer... now she +was ahead of it; but the wolf turned its head to face her, and instead +of putting on speed as she usually did Milka suddenly raised her tail +and stiffened her forelegs. + +"Ulyulyulyulyu!" shouted Nicholas. + +The reddish Lyubim rushed forward from behind Milka, sprang impetuously +at the wolf, and seized it by its hindquarters, but immediately jumped +aside in terror. The wolf crouched, gnashed her teeth, and again rose +and bounded forward, followed at the distance of a couple of feet by all +the borzois, who did not get any closer to her. + +"She'll get away! No, it's impossible!" thought Nicholas, still shouting +with a hoarse voice. + +"Karay, ulyulyu!..." he shouted, looking round for the old borzoi who +was now his only hope. Karay, with all the strength age had left him, +stretched himself to the utmost and, watching the wolf, galloped heavily +aside to intercept it. But the quickness of the wolf's lope and the +borzoi's slower pace made it plain that Karay had miscalculated. +Nicholas could already see not far in front of him the wood where the +wolf would certainly escape should she reach it. But, coming toward him, +he saw hounds and a huntsman galloping almost straight at the wolf. +There was still hope. A long, yellowish young borzoi, one Nicholas did +not know, from another leash, rushed impetuously at the wolf from in +front and almost knocked her over. But the wolf jumped up more quickly +than anyone could have expected and, gnashing her teeth, flew at the +yellowish borzoi, which, with a piercing yelp, fell with its head on the +ground, bleeding from a gash in its side. + +"Karay? Old fellow!..." wailed Nicholas. + +Thanks to the delay caused by this crossing of the wolf's path, the old +dog with its felted hair hanging from its thigh was within five paces of +it. As if aware of her danger, the wolf turned her eyes on Karay, tucked +her tail yet further between her legs, and increased her speed. But here +Nicholas only saw that something happened to Karay--the borzoi was +suddenly on the wolf, and they rolled together down into a gully just in +front of them. + +That instant, when Nicholas saw the wolf struggling in the gully with +the dogs, while from under them could be seen her gray hair and +outstretched hind leg and her frightened choking head, with her ears +laid back (Karay was pinning her by the throat), was the happiest moment +of his life. With his hand on his saddlebow, he was ready to dismount +and stab the wolf, when she suddenly thrust her head up from among that +mass of dogs, and then her forepaws were on the edge of the gully. She +clicked her teeth (Karay no longer had her by the throat), leaped with a +movement of her hind legs out of the gully, and having disengaged +herself from the dogs, with tail tucked in again, went forward. Karay, +his hair bristling, and probably bruised or wounded, climbed with +difficulty out of the gully. + +"Oh my God! Why?" Nicholas cried in despair. + +"Uncle's" huntsman was galloping from the other side across the wolf's +path and his borzois once more stopped the animal's advance. She was +again hemmed in. + +Nicholas and his attendant, with "Uncle" and his huntsman, were all +riding round the wolf, crying "ulyulyu!" shouting and preparing to +dismount each moment that the wolf crouched back, and starting forward +again every time she shook herself and moved toward the wood where she +would be safe. + +Already, at the beginning of this chase, Daniel, hearing the ulyulyuing, +had rushed out from the wood. He saw Karay seize the wolf, and checked +his horse, supposing the affair to be over. But when he saw that the +horsemen did not dismount and that the wolf shook herself and ran for +safety, Daniel set his chestnut galloping, not at the wolf but straight +toward the wood, just as Karay had run to cut the animal off. As a +result of this, he galloped up to the wolf just when she had been +stopped a second time by "Uncle's" borzois. + +Daniel galloped up silently, holding a naked dagger in his left hand and +thrashing the laboring sides of his chestnut horse with his whip as if +it were a flail. + +Nicholas neither saw nor heard Daniel until the chestnut, breathing +heavily, panted past him, and he heard the fall of a body and saw Daniel +lying on the wolf's back among the dogs, trying to seize her by the +ears. It was evident to the dogs, the hunters, and to the wolf herself +that all was now over. The terrified wolf pressed back her ears and +tried to rise, but the borzois stuck to her. Daniel rose a little, took +a step, and with his whole weight, as if lying down to rest, fell on the +wolf, seizing her by the ears. Nicholas was about to stab her, but +Daniel whispered, "Don't! We'll gag her!" and, changing his position, +set his foot on the wolf's neck. A stick was thrust between her jaws and +she was fastened with a leash, as if bridled, her legs were bound +together, and Daniel rolled her over once or twice from side to side. + +With happy, exhausted faces, they laid the old wolf, alive, on a shying +and snorting horse and, accompanied by the dogs yelping at her, took her +to the place where they were all to meet. The hounds had killed two of +the cubs and the borzois three. The huntsmen assembled with their booty +and their stories, and all came to look at the wolf, which, with her +broad-browed head hanging down and the bitten stick between her jaws, +gazed with great glassy eyes at this crowd of dogs and men surrounding +her. When she was touched, she jerked her bound legs and looked wildly +yet simply at everybody. Old Count Rostov also rode up and touched the +wolf. + +"Oh, what a formidable one!" said he. "A formidable one, eh?" he asked +Daniel, who was standing near. + +"Yes, your excellency," answered Daniel, quickly doffing his cap. + +The count remembered the wolf he had let slip and his encounter with +Daniel. + +"Ah, but you are a crusty fellow, friend!" said the count. + +For sole reply Daniel gave him a shy, childlike, meek, and amiable +smile. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +The old count went home, and Natasha and Petya promised to return very +soon, but as it was still early the hunt went farther. At midday they +put the hounds into a ravine thickly overgrown with young trees. +Nicholas standing in a fallow field could see all his whips. + +Facing him lay a field of winter rye, there his own huntsman stood alone +in a hollow behind a hazel bush. The hounds had scarcely been loosed +before Nicholas heard one he knew, Voltorn, giving tongue at intervals; +other hounds joined in, now pausing and now again giving tongue. A +moment later he heard a cry from the wooded ravine that a fox had been +found, and the whole pack, joining together, rushed along the ravine +toward the ryefield and away from Nicholas. + +He saw the whips in their red caps galloping along the edge of the +ravine, he even saw the hounds, and was expecting a fox to show itself +at any moment on the ryefield opposite. + +The huntsman standing in the hollow moved and loosed his borzois, and +Nicholas saw a queer, short-legged red fox with a fine brush going hard +across the field. The borzois bore down on it.... Now they drew close to +the fox which began to dodge between the field in sharper and sharper +curves, trailing its brush, when suddenly a strange white borzoi dashed +in followed by a black one, and everything was in confusion; the borzois +formed a star-shaped figure, scarcely swaying their bodies and with +tails turned away from the center of the group. Two huntsmen galloped up +to the dogs; one in a red cap, the other, a stranger, in a green coat. + +"What's this?" thought Nicholas. "Where's that huntsman from? He is not +'Uncle's' man." + +The huntsmen got the fox, but stayed there a long time without strapping +it to the saddle. Their horses, bridled and with high saddles, stood +near them and there too the dogs were lying. The huntsmen waved their +arms and did something to the fox. Then from that spot came the sound of +a horn, with the signal agreed on in case of a fight. + +"That's Ilagin's huntsman having a row with our Ivan," said Nicholas' +groom. + +Nicholas sent the man to call Natasha and Petya to him, and rode at a +footpace to the place where the whips were getting the hounds together. +Several of the field galloped to the spot where the fight was going on. + +Nicholas dismounted, and with Natasha and Petya, who had ridden up, +stopped near the hounds, waiting to see how the matter would end. Out of +the bushes came the huntsman who had been fighting and rode toward his +young master, with the fox tied to his crupper. While still at a +distance he took off his cap and tried to speak respectfully, but he was +pale and breathless and his face was angry. One of his eyes was black, +but he probably was not even aware of it. + +"What has happened?" asked Nicholas. + +"A likely thing, killing a fox our dogs had hunted! And it was my gray +bitch that caught it! Go to law, indeed!... He snatches at the fox! I +gave him one with the fox. Here it is on my saddle! Do you want a taste +of this?..." said the huntsman, pointing to his dagger and probably +imagining himself still speaking to his foe. + +Nicholas, not stopping to talk to the man, asked his sister and Petya to +wait for him and rode to the spot where the enemy's, Ilagin's, hunting +party was. + +The victorious huntsman rode off to join the field, and there, +surrounded by inquiring sympathizers, recounted his exploits. + +The facts were that Ilagin, with whom the Rostovs had a quarrel and were +at law, hunted over places that belonged by custom to the Rostovs, and +had now, as if purposely, sent his men to the very woods the Rostovs +were hunting and let his man snatch a fox their dogs had chased. + +Nicholas, though he had never seen Ilagin, with his usual absence of +moderation in judgment, hated him cordially from reports of his +arbitrariness and violence, and regarded him as his bitterest foe. He +rode in angry agitation toward him, firmly grasping his whip and fully +prepared to take the most resolute and desperate steps to punish his +enemy. + +Hardly had he passed an angle of the wood before a stout gentleman in a +beaver cap came riding toward him on a handsome raven-black horse, +accompanied by two hunt servants. + +Instead of an enemy, Nicholas found in Ilagin a stately and courteous +gentleman who was particularly anxious to make the young count's +acquaintance. Having ridden up to Nicholas, Ilagin raised his beaver cap +and said he much regretted what had occurred and would have the man +punished who had allowed himself to seize a fox hunted by someone else's +borzois. He hoped to become better acquainted with the count and invited +him to draw his covert. + +Natasha, afraid that her brother would do something dreadful, had +followed him in some excitement. Seeing the enemies exchanging friendly +greetings, she rode up to them. Ilagin lifted his beaver cap still +higher to Natasha and said, with a pleasant smile, that the young +countess resembled Diana in her passion for the chase as well as in her +beauty, of which he had heard much. + +To expiate his huntsman's offense, Ilagin pressed the Rostovs to come to +an upland of his about a mile away which he usually kept for himself and +which, he said, swarmed with hares. Nicholas agreed, and the hunt, now +doubled, moved on. + +The way to Iligin's upland was across the fields. The hunt servants fell +into line. The masters rode together. "Uncle," Rostov, and Ilagin kept +stealthily glancing at one another's dogs, trying not to be observed by +their companions and searching uneasily for rivals to their own borzois. + +Rostov was particularly struck by the beauty of a small, pure-bred, red- +spotted bitch on Ilagin's leash, slender but with muscles like steel, a +delicate muzzle, and prominent black eyes. He had heard of the swiftness +of Ilagin's borzois, and in that beautiful bitch saw a rival to his own +Milka. + +In the middle of a sober conversation begun by Ilagin about the year's +harvest, Nicholas pointed to the red-spotted bitch. + +"A fine little bitch, that!" said he in a careless tone. "Is she swift?" + +"That one? Yes, she's a good dog, gets what she's after," answered +Ilagin indifferently, of the red-spotted bitch Erza, for which, a year +before, he had given a neighbor three families of house serfs. "So in +your parts, too, the harvest is nothing to boast of, Count?" he went on, +continuing the conversation they had begun. And considering it polite to +return the young count's compliment, Ilagin looked at his borzois and +picked out Milka who attracted his attention by her breadth. "That +black-spotted one of yours is fine--well shaped!" said he. + +"Yes, she's fast enough," replied Nicholas, and thought: "If only a +full-grown hare would cross the field now I'd show you what sort of +borzoi she is," and turning to his groom, he said he would give a ruble +to anyone who found a hare. + +"I don't understand," continued Ilagin, "how some sportsmen can be so +jealous about game and dogs. For myself, I can tell you, Count, I enjoy +riding in company such as this... what could be better?" (he again +raised his cap to Natasha) "but as for counting skins and what one +takes, I don't care about that." + +"Of course not!" + +"Or being upset because someone else's borzoi and not mine catches +something. All I care about is to enjoy seeing the chase, is it not so, +Count? For I consider that..." + +"A-tu!" came the long-drawn cry of one of the borzoi whippers-in, who +had halted. He stood on a knoll in the stubble, holding his whip aloft, +and again repeated his long-drawn cry, "A-tu!" (This call and the +uplifted whip meant that he saw a sitting hare.) + +"Ah, he has found one, I think," said Ilagin carelessly. "Yes, we must +ride up.... Shall we both course it?" answered Nicholas, seeing in Erza +and "Uncle's" red Rugay two rivals he had never yet had a chance of +pitting against his own borzois. "And suppose they outdo my Milka at +once!" he thought as he rode with "Uncle" and Ilagin toward the hare. + +"A full-grown one?" asked Ilagin as he approached the whip who had +sighted the hare--and not without agitation he looked round and whistled +to Erza. + +"And you, Michael Nikanorovich?" he said, addressing "Uncle." + +The latter was riding with a sullen expression on his face. + +"How can I join in? Why, you've given a village for each of your +borzois! That's it, come on! Yours are worth thousands. Try yours +against one another, you two, and I'll look on!" + +"Rugay, hey, hey!" he shouted. "Rugayushka!" he added, involuntarily by +this diminutive expressing his affection and the hopes he placed on this +red borzoi. Natasha saw and felt the agitation the two elderly men and +her brother were trying to conceal, and was herself excited by it. + +The huntsman stood halfway up the knoll holding up his whip and the +gentlefolk rode up to him at a footpace; the hounds that were far off on +the horizon turned away from the hare, and the whips, but not the +gentlefolk, also moved away. All were moving slowly and sedately. + +"How is it pointing?" asked Nicholas, riding a hundred paces toward the +whip who had sighted the hare. + +But before the whip could reply, the hare, scenting the frost coming +next morning, was unable to rest and leaped up. The pack on leash rushed +downhill in full cry after the hare, and from all sides the borzois that +were not on leash darted after the hounds and the hare. All the hunt, +who had been moving slowly, shouted, "Stop!" calling in the hounds, +while the borzoi whips, with a cry of "A-tu!" galloped across the field +setting the borzois on the hare. The tranquil Ilagin, Nicholas, Natasha, +and "Uncle" flew, reckless of where and how they went, seeing only the +borzois and the hare and fearing only to lose sight even for an instant +of the chase. The hare they had started was a strong and swift one. When +he jumped up he did not run at once, but pricked his ears listening to +the shouting and trampling that resounded from all sides at once. He +took a dozen bounds, not very quickly, letting the borzois gain on him, +and, finally having chosen his direction and realized his danger, laid +back his ears and rushed off headlong. He had been lying in the stubble, +but in front of him was the autumn sowing where the ground was soft. The +two borzois of the huntsman who had sighted him, having been the +nearest, were the first to see and pursue him, but they had not gone far +before Ilagin's red-spotted Erza passed them, got within a length, flew +at the hare with terrible swiftness aiming at his scut, and, thinking +she had seized him, rolled over like a ball. The hare arched his back +and bounded off yet more swiftly. From behind Erza rushed the broad- +haunched, black-spotted Milka and began rapidly gaining on the hare. + +"Milashka, dear!" rose Nicholas' triumphant cry. It looked as if Milka +would immediately pounce on the hare, but she overtook him and flew +past. The hare had squatted. Again the beautiful Erza reached him, but +when close to the hare's scut paused as if measuring the distance, so as +not to make a mistake this time but seize his hind leg. + +"Erza, darling!" Ilagin wailed in a voice unlike his own. Erza did not +hearken to his appeal. At the very moment when she would have seized her +prey, the hare moved and darted along the balk between the winter rye +and the stubble. Again Erza and Milka were abreast, running like a pair +of carriage horses, and began to overtake the hare, but it was easier +for the hare to run on the balk and the borzois did not overtake him so +quickly. + +"Rugay, Rugayushka! That's it, come on!" came a third voice just then, +and "Uncle's" red borzoi, straining and curving its back, caught up with +the two foremost borzois, pushed ahead of them regardless of the +terrible strain, put on speed close to the hare, knocked it off the balk +onto the ryefield, again put on speed still more viciously, sinking to +his knees in the muddy field, and all one could see was how, muddying +his back, he rolled over with the hare. A ring of borzois surrounded +him. A moment later everyone had drawn up round the crowd of dogs. Only +the delighted "Uncle" dismounted, and cut off a pad, shaking the hare +for the blood to drip off, and anxiously glancing round with restless +eyes while his arms and legs twitched. He spoke without himself knowing +whom to or what about. "That's it, come on! That's a dog!... There, it +has beaten them all, the thousand-ruble as well as the one-ruble +borzois. That's it, come on!" said he, panting and looking wrathfully +around as if he were abusing someone, as if they were all his enemies +and had insulted him, and only now had he at last succeeded in +justifying himself. "There are your thousand-ruble ones.... That's it, +come on!..." + +"Rugay, here's a pad for you!" he said, throwing down the hare's muddy +pad. "You've deserved it, that's it, come on!" + +"She'd tired herself out, she'd run it down three times by herself," +said Nicholas, also not listening to anyone and regardless of whether he +were heard or not. + +"But what is there in running across it like that?" said Ilagin's groom. + +"Once she had missed it and turned it away, any mongrel could take it," +Ilagin was saying at the same time, breathless from his gallop and his +excitement. At the same moment Natasha, without drawing breath, screamed +joyously, ecstatically, and so piercingly that it set everyone's ear +tingling. By that shriek she expressed what the others expressed by all +talking at once, and it was so strange that she must herself have been +ashamed of so wild a cry and everyone else would have been amazed at it +at any other time. "Uncle" himself twisted up the hare, threw it neatly +and smartly across his horse's back as if by that gesture he meant to +rebuke everybody, and, with an air of not wishing to speak to anyone, +mounted his bay and rode off. The others all followed, dispirited and +shamefaced, and only much later were they able to regain their former +affectation of indifference. For a long time they continued to look at +red Rugay who, his arched back spattered with mud and clanking the ring +of his leash, walked along just behind "Uncle's" horse with the serene +air of a conqueror. + +"Well, I am like any other dog as long as it's not a question of +coursing. But when it is, then look out!" his appearance seemed to +Nicholas to be saying. + +When, much later, "Uncle" rode up to Nicholas and began talking to him, +he felt flattered that, after what had happened, "Uncle" deigned to +speak to him. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Toward evening Ilagin took leave of Nicholas, who found that they were +so far from home that he accepted "Uncle's" offer that the hunting party +should spend the night in his little village of Mikhaylovna. + +"And if you put up at my house that will be better still. That's it, +come on!" said "Uncle." "You see it's damp weather, and you could rest, +and the little countess could be driven home in a trap." + +"Uncle's" offer was accepted. A huntsman was sent to Otradnoe for a +trap, while Nicholas rode with Natasha and Petya to "Uncle's" house. + +Some five male domestic serfs, big and little, rushed out to the front +porch to meet their master. A score of women serfs, old and young, as +well as children, popped out from the back entrance to have a look at +the hunters who were arriving. The presence of Natasha--a woman, a lady, +and on horseback--raised the curiosity of the serfs to such a degree +that many of them came up to her, stared her in the face, and unabashed +by her presence made remarks about her as though she were some prodigy +on show and not a human being able to hear or understand what was said +about her. + +"Arinka! Look, she sits sideways! There she sits and her skirt +dangles.... See, she's got a little hunting horn!" + +"Goodness gracious! See her knife?..." + +"Isn't she a Tartar!" + +"How is it you didn't go head over heels?" asked the boldest of all, +addressing Natasha directly. + +"Uncle" dismounted at the porch of his little wooden house which stood +in the midst of an overgrown garden and, after a glance at his +retainers, shouted authoritatively that the superfluous ones should take +themselves off and that all necessary preparations should be made to +receive the guests and the visitors. + +The serfs all dispersed. "Uncle" lifted Natasha off her horse and taking +her hand led her up the rickety wooden steps of the porch. The house, +with its bare, unplastered log walls, was not overclean--it did not seem +that those living in it aimed at keeping it spotless--but neither was it +noticeably neglected. In the entry there was a smell of fresh apples, +and wolf and fox skins hung about. + +"Uncle" led the visitors through the anteroom into a small hall with a +folding table and red chairs, then into the drawing room with a round +birchwood table and a sofa, and finally into his private room where +there was a tattered sofa, a worn carpet, and portraits of Suvorov, of +the host's father and mother, and of himself in military uniform. The +study smelt strongly of tobacco and dogs. "Uncle" asked his visitors to +sit down and make themselves at home, and then went out of the room. +Rugay, his back still muddy, came into the room and lay down on the +sofa, cleaning himself with his tongue and teeth. Leading from the study +was a passage in which a partition with ragged curtains could be seen. +From behind this came women's laughter and whispers. Natasha, Nicholas, +and Petya took off their wraps and sat down on the sofa. Petya, leaning +on his elbow, fell asleep at once. Natasha and Nicholas were silent. +Their faces glowed, they were hungry and very cheerful. They looked at +one another (now that the hunt was over and they were in the house, +Nicholas no longer considered it necessary to show his manly superiority +over his sister), Natasha gave him a wink, and neither refrained long +from bursting into a peal of ringing laughter even before they had a +pretext ready to account for it. + +After a while "Uncle" came in, in a Cossack coat, blue trousers, and +small top boots. And Natasha felt that this costume, the very one she +had regarded with surprise and amusement at Otradnoe, was just the right +thing and not at all worse than a swallow-tail or frock coat. "Uncle" +too was in high spirits and far from being offended by the brother's and +sister's laughter (it could never enter his head that they might be +laughing at his way of life) he himself joined in the merriment. + +"That's right, young countess, that's it, come on! I never saw anyone +like her!" said he, offering Nicholas a pipe with a long stem and, with +a practiced motion of three fingers, taking down another that had been +cut short. "She's ridden all day like a man, and is as fresh as ever!" + +Soon after "Uncle's" reappearance the door was opened, evidently from +the sound by a barefooted girl, and a stout, rosy, good-looking woman of +about forty, with a double chin and full red lips, entered carrying a +large loaded tray. With hospitable dignity and cordiality in her glance +and in every motion, she looked at the visitors and, with a pleasant +smile, bowed respectfully. In spite of her exceptional stoutness, which +caused her to protrude her chest and stomach and throw back her head, +this woman (who was "Uncle's" housekeeper) trod very lightly. She went +to the table, set down the tray, and with her plump white hands deftly +took from it the bottles and various hors d'oeuvres and dishes and +arranged them on the table. When she had finished, she stepped aside and +stopped at the door with a smile on her face. "Here I am. I am she! Now +do you understand 'Uncle'?" her expression said to Rostov. How could one +help understanding? Not only Nicholas, but even Natasha understood the +meaning of his puckered brow and the happy complacent smile that +slightly puckered his lips when Anisya Fedorovna entered. On the tray +was a bottle of herb wine, different kinds of vodka, pickled mushrooms, +rye cakes made with buttermilk, honey in the comb, still mead and +sparkling mead, apples, nuts (raw and roasted), and nut-and-honey +sweets. Afterwards she brought a freshly roasted chicken, ham, preserves +made with honey, and preserves made with sugar. + +All this was the fruit of Anisya Fedorovna's housekeeping, gathered and +prepared by her. The smell and taste of it all had a smack of Anisya +Fedorovna herself: a savor of juiciness, cleanliness, whiteness, and +pleasant smiles. + +"Take this, little Lady-Countess!" she kept saying, as she offered +Natasha first one thing and then another. + +Natasha ate of everything and thought she had never seen or eaten such +buttermilk cakes, such aromatic jam, such honey-and-nut sweets, or such +a chicken anywhere. Anisya Fedorovna left the room. + +After supper, over their cherry brandy, Rostov and "Uncle" talked of +past and future hunts, of Rugay and Ilagin's dogs, while Natasha sat +upright on the sofa and listened with sparkling eyes. She tried several +times to wake Petya that he might eat something, but he only muttered +incoherent words without waking up. Natasha felt so lighthearted and +happy in these novel surroundings that she only feared the trap would +come for her too soon. After a casual pause, such as often occurs when +receiving friends for the first time in one's own house, "Uncle," +answering a thought that was in his visitors' mind, said: + +"This, you see, is how I am finishing my days... Death will come. That's +it, come on! Nothing will remain. Then why harm anyone?" + +"Uncle's" face was very significant and even handsome as he said this. +Involuntarily Rostov recalled all the good he had heard about him from +his father and the neighbors. Throughout the whole province "Uncle" had +the reputation of being the most honorable and disinterested of cranks. +They called him in to decide family disputes, chose him as executor, +confided secrets to him, elected him to be a justice and to other posts; +but he always persistently refused public appointments, passing the +autumn and spring in the fields on his bay gelding, sitting at home in +winter, and lying in his overgrown garden in summer. + +"Why don't you enter the service, Uncle?" + +"I did once, but gave it up. I am not fit for it. That's it, come on! I +can't make head or tail of it. That's for you--I haven't brains enough. +Now, hunting is another matter--that's it, come on! Open the door, +there!" he shouted. "Why have you shut it?" + +The door at the end of the passage led to the huntsmen's room, as they +called the room for the hunt servants. + +There was a rapid patter of bare feet, and an unseen hand opened the +door into the huntsmen's room, from which came the clear sounds of a +balalayka on which someone, who was evidently a master of the art, was +playing. Natasha had been listening to those strains for some time and +now went out into the passage to hear better. + +"That's Mitka, my coachman.... I have got him a good balalayka. I'm fond +of it," said "Uncle." + +It was the custom for Mitka to play the balalayka in the huntsmen's room +when "Uncle" returned from the chase. "Uncle" was fond of such music. + +"How good! Really very good!" said Nicholas with some unintentional +superciliousness, as if ashamed to confess that the sounds pleased him +very much. + +"Very good?" said Natasha reproachfully, noticing her brother's tone. +"Not 'very good' it's simply delicious!" + +Just as "Uncle's" pickled mushrooms, honey, and cherry brandy had seemed +to her the best in the world, so also that song, at that moment, seemed +to her the acme of musical delight. + +"More, please, more!" cried Natasha at the door as soon as the balalayka +ceased. Mitka tuned up afresh, and recommenced thrumming the balalayka +to the air of My Lady, with trills and variations. "Uncle" sat +listening, slightly smiling, with his head on one side. The air was +repeated a hundred times. The balalayka was retuned several times and +the same notes were thrummed again, but the listeners did not grow weary +of it and wished to hear it again and again. Anisya Fedorovna came in +and leaned her portly person against the doorpost. + +"You like listening?" she said to Natasha, with a smile extremely like +"Uncle's." "That's a good player of ours," she added. + +"He doesn't play that part right!" said "Uncle" suddenly, with an +energetic gesture. "Here he ought to burst out--that's it, come on!-- +ought to burst out." + +"Do you play then?" asked Natasha. + +"Uncle" did not answer, but smiled. + +"Anisya, go and see if the strings of my guitar are all right. I haven't +touched it for a long time. That's it--come on! I've given it up." + +Anisya Fedorovna, with her light step, willingly went to fulfill her +errand and brought back the guitar. + +Without looking at anyone, "Uncle" blew the dust off it and, tapping the +case with his bony fingers, tuned the guitar and settled himself in his +armchair. He took the guitar a little above the fingerboard, arching his +left elbow with a somewhat theatrical gesture, and, with a wink at +Anisya Fedorovna, struck a single chord, pure and sonorous, and then +quietly, smoothly, and confidently began playing in very slow time, not +My Lady, but the well-known song: Came a maiden down the street. The +tune, played with precision and in exact time, began to thrill in the +hearts of Nicholas and Natasha, arousing in them the same kind of sober +mirth as radiated from Anisya Fedorovna's whole being. Anisya Fedorovna +flushed, and drawing her kerchief over her face went laughing out of the +room. "Uncle" continued to play correctly, carefully, with energetic +firmness, looking with a changed and inspired expression at the spot +where Anisya Fedorovna had just stood. Something seemed to be laughing a +little on one side of his face under his gray mustaches, especially as +the song grew brisker and the time quicker and when, here and there, as +he ran his fingers over the strings, something seemed to snap. + +"Lovely, lovely! Go on, Uncle, go on!" shouted Natasha as soon as he had +finished. She jumped up and hugged and kissed him. "Nicholas, Nicholas!" +she said, turning to her brother, as if asking him: "What is it moves me +so?" + +Nicholas too was greatly pleased by "Uncle's" playing, and "Uncle" +played the piece over again. Anisya Fedorovna's smiling face reappeared +in the doorway and behind hers other faces... + + +Fetching water clear and sweet, Stop, dear maiden, I entreat-- + +played "Uncle" once more, running his fingers skillfully over the +strings, and then he stopped short and jerked his shoulders. + +"Go on, Uncle dear," Natasha wailed in an imploring tone as if her life +depended on it. + +"Uncle" rose, and it was as if there were two men in him: one of them +smiled seriously at the merry fellow, while the merry fellow struck a +naive and precise attitude preparatory to a folk dance. + +"Now then, niece!" he exclaimed, waving to Natasha the hand that had +just struck a chord. + +Natasha threw off the shawl from her shoulders, ran forward to face +"Uncle," and setting her arms akimbo also made a motion with her +shoulders and struck an attitude. + +Where, how, and when had this young countess, educated by an emigree +French governess, imbibed from the Russian air she breathed that spirit +and obtained that manner which the pas de chale * would, one would have +supposed, long ago have effaced? But the spirit and the movements were +those inimitable and unteachable Russian ones that "Uncle" had expected +of her. As soon as she had struck her pose, and smiled triumphantly, +proudly, and with sly merriment, the fear that had at first seized +Nicholas and the others that she might not do the right thing was at an +end, and they were already admiring her. + + +* The French shawl dance. + +She did the right thing with such precision, such complete precision, +that Anisya Fedorovna, who had at once handed her the handkerchief she +needed for the dance, had tears in her eyes, though she laughed as she +watched this slim, graceful countess, reared in silks and velvets and so +different from herself, who yet was able to understand all that was in +Anisya and in Anisya's father and mother and aunt, and in every Russian +man and woman. + +"Well, little countess; that's it--come on!" cried "Uncle," with a +joyous laugh, having finished the dance. "Well done, niece! Now a fine +young fellow must be found as husband for you. That's it--come on!" + +"He's chosen already," said Nicholas smiling. + +"Oh?" said "Uncle" in surprise, looking inquiringly at Natasha, who +nodded her head with a happy smile. + +"And such a one!" she said. But as soon as she had said it a new train +of thoughts and feelings arose in her. "What did Nicholas' smile mean +when he said 'chosen already'? Is he glad of it or not? It is as if he +thought my Bolkonski would not approve of or understand our gaiety. But +he would understand it all. Where is he now?" she thought, and her face +suddenly became serious. But this lasted only a second. "Don't dare to +think about it," she said to herself, and sat down again smilingly +beside "Uncle," begging him to play something more. + +"Uncle" played another song and a valse; then after a pause he cleared +his throat and sang his favorite hunting song: + + +As 'twas growing dark last night Fell the snow so soft and light... + +"Uncle" sang as peasants sing, with full and naive conviction that the +whole meaning of a song lies in the words and that the tune comes of +itself, and that apart from the words there is no tune, which exists +only to give measure to the words. As a result of this the unconsidered +tune, like the song of a bird, was extraordinarily good. Natasha was in +ecstasies over "Uncle's" singing. She resolved to give up learning the +harp and to play only the guitar. She asked "Uncle" for his guitar and +at once found the chords of the song. + +After nine o'clock two traps and three mounted men, who had been sent to +look for them, arrived to fetch Natasha and Petya. The count and +countess did not know where they were and were very anxious, said one of +the men. + +Petya was carried out like a log and laid in the larger of the two +traps. Natasha and Nicholas got into the other. "Uncle" wrapped Natasha +up warmly and took leave of her with quite a new tenderness. He +accompanied them on foot as far as the bridge that could not be crossed, +so that they had to go round by the ford, and he sent huntsmen to ride +in front with lanterns. + +"Good-bye, dear niece," his voice called out of the darkness--not the +voice Natasha had known previously, but the one that had sung As 'twas +growing dark last night. + +In the village through which they passed there were red lights and a +cheerful smell of smoke. + +"What a darling Uncle is!" said Natasha, when they had come out onto the +highroad. + +"Yes," returned Nicholas. "You're not cold?" + +"No. I'm quite, quite all right. I feel so comfortable!" answered +Natasha, almost perplexed by her feelings. They remained silent a long +while. The night was dark and damp. They could not see the horses, but +only heard them splashing through the unseen mud. + +What was passing in that receptive childlike soul that so eagerly caught +and assimilated all the diverse impressions of life? How did they all +find place in her? But she was very happy. As they were nearing home she +suddenly struck up the air of As 'twas growing dark last night--the tune +of which she had all the way been trying to get and had at last caught. + +"Got it?" said Nicholas. + +"What were you thinking about just now, Nicholas?" inquired Natasha. + +They were fond of asking one another that question. + +"I?" said Nicholas, trying to remember. "Well, you see, first I thought +that Rugay, the red hound, was like Uncle, and that if he were a man he +would always keep Uncle near him, if not for his riding, then for his +manner. What a good fellow Uncle is! Don't you think so?... Well, and +you?" + +"I? Wait a bit, wait.... Yes, first I thought that we are driving along +and imagining that we are going home, but that heaven knows where we are +really going in the darkness, and that we shall arrive and suddenly find +that we are not in Otradnoe, but in Fairyland. And then I thought... No, +nothing else." + +"I know, I expect you thought of him," said Nicholas, smiling as Natasha +knew by the sound of his voice. + +"No," said Natasha, though she had in reality been thinking about Prince +Andrew at the same time as of the rest, and of how he would have liked +"Uncle." "And then I was saying to myself all the way, 'How well Anisya +carried herself, how well!'" And Nicholas heard her spontaneous, happy, +ringing laughter. "And do you know," she suddenly said, "I know that I +shall never again be as happy and tranquil as I am now." + +"Rubbish, nonsense, humbug!" exclaimed Nicholas, and he thought: "How +charming this Natasha of mine is! I have no other friend like her and +never shall have. Why should she marry? We might always drive about +together!" + +"What a darling this Nicholas of mine is!" thought Natasha. + +"Ah, there are still lights in the drawing-room!" she said, pointing to +the windows of the house that gleamed invitingly in the moist velvety +darkness of the night. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Count Ilya Rostov had resigned the position of Marshal of the Nobility +because it involved him in too much expense, but still his affairs did +not improve. Natasha and Nicholas often noticed their parents conferring +together anxiously and privately and heard suggestions of selling the +fine ancestral Rostov house and estate near Moscow. It was not necessary +to entertain so freely as when the count had been Marshal, and life at +Otradnoe was quieter than in former years, but still the enormous house +and its lodges were full of people and more than twenty sat down to +table every day. These were all their own people who had settled down in +the house almost as members of the family, or persons who were, it +seemed, obliged to live in the count's house. Such were Dimmler the +musician and his wife, Vogel the dancing master and his family, Belova, +an old maiden lady, an inmate of the house, and many others such as +Petya's tutors, the girls' former governess, and other people who simply +found it preferable and more advantageous to live in the count's house +than at home. They had not as many visitors as before, but the old +habits of life without which the count and countess could not conceive +of existence remained unchanged. There was still the hunting +establishment which Nicholas had even enlarged, the same fifty horses +and fifteen grooms in the stables, the same expensive presents and +dinner parties to the whole district on name days; there were still the +count's games of whist and boston, at which--spreading out his cards so +that everybody could see them--he let himself be plundered of hundreds +of rubles every day by his neighbors, who looked upon an opportunity to +play a rubber with Count Rostov as a most profitable source of income. + +The count moved in his affairs as in a huge net, trying not to believe +that he was entangled but becoming more and more so at every step, and +feeling too feeble to break the meshes or to set to work carefully and +patiently to disentangle them. The countess, with her loving heart, felt +that her children were being ruined, that it was not the count's fault +for he could not help being what he was--that (though he tried to hide +it) he himself suffered from the consciousness of his own and his +children's ruin, and she tried to find means of remedying the position. +From her feminine point of view she could see only one solution, namely, +for Nicholas to marry a rich heiress. She felt this to be their last +hope and that if Nicholas refused the match she had found for him, she +would have to abandon the hope of ever getting matters right. This match +was with Julie Karagina, the daughter of excellent and virtuous parents, +a girl the Rostovs had known from childhood, and who had now become a +wealthy heiress through the death of the last of her brothers. + +The countess had written direct to Julie's mother in Moscow suggesting a +marriage between their children and had received a favorable answer from +her. Karagina had replied that for her part she was agreeable, and +everything depend on her daughter's inclination. She invited Nicholas to +come to Moscow. + +Several times the countess, with tears in her eyes, told her son that +now both her daughters were settled, her only wish was to see him +married. She said she could lie down in her grave peacefully if that +were accomplished. Then she told him that she knew of a splendid girl +and tried to discover what he thought about marriage. + +At other times she praised Julie to him and advised him to go to Moscow +during the holidays to amuse himself. Nicholas guessed what his mother's +remarks were leading to and during one of these conversations induced +her to speak quite frankly. She told him that her only hope of getting +their affairs disentangled now lay in his marrying Julie Karagina. + +"But, Mamma, suppose I loved a girl who has no fortune, would you expect +me to sacrifice my feelings and my honor for the sake of money?" he +asked his mother, not realizing the cruelty of his question and only +wishing to show his noble-mindedness. + +"No, you have not understood me," said his mother, not knowing how to +justify herself. "You have not understood me, Nikolenka. It is your +happiness I wish for," she added, feeling that she was telling an +untruth and was becoming entangled. She began to cry. + +"Mamma, don't cry! Only tell me that you wish it, and you know I will +give my life, anything, to put you at ease," said Nicholas. "I would +sacrifice anything for you--even my feelings." + +But the countess did not want the question put like that: she did not +want a sacrifice from her son, she herself wished to make a sacrifice +for him. + +"No, you have not understood me, don't let us talk about it," she +replied, wiping away her tears. + +"Maybe I do love a poor girl," said Nicholas to himself. "Am I to +sacrifice my feelings and my honor for money? I wonder how Mamma could +speak so to me. Because Sonya is poor I must not love her," he thought, +"must not respond to her faithful, devoted love? Yet I should certainly +be happier with her than with some doll-like Julie. I can always +sacrifice my feelings for my family's welfare," he said to himself, "but +I can't coerce my feelings. If I love Sonya, that feeling is for me +stronger and higher than all else." + +Nicholas did not go to Moscow, and the countess did not renew the +conversation with him about marriage. She saw with sorrow, and sometimes +with exasperation, symptoms of a growing attachment between her son and +the portionless Sonya. Though she blamed herself for it, she could not +refrain from grumbling at and worrying Sonya, often pulling her up +without reason, addressing her stiffly as "my dear," and using the +formal "you" instead of the intimate "thou" in speaking to her. The +kindhearted countess was the more vexed with Sonya because that poor, +dark-eyed niece of hers was so meek, so kind, so devotedly grateful to +her benefactors, and so faithfully, unchangingly, and unselfishly in +love with Nicholas, that there were no grounds for finding fault with +her. + +Nicholas was spending the last of his leave at home. A fourth letter had +come from Prince Andrew, from Rome, in which he wrote that he would have +been on his way back to Russia long ago had not his wound unexpectedly +reopened in the warm climate, which obliged him to defer his return till +the beginning of the new year. Natasha was still as much in love with +her betrothed, found the same comfort in that love, and was still as +ready to throw herself into all the pleasures of life as before; but at +the end of the fourth month of their separation she began to have fits +of depression which she could not master. She felt sorry for herself: +sorry that she was being wasted all this time and of no use to anyone-- +while she felt herself so capable of loving and being loved. + +Things were not cheerful in the Rostovs' home. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Christmas came and except for the ceremonial Mass, the solemn and +wearisome Christmas congratulations from neighbors and servants, and the +new dresses everyone put on, there were no special festivities, though +the calm frost of twenty degrees Reaumur, the dazzling sunshine by day, +and the starlight of the winter nights seemed to call for some special +celebration of the season. + +On the third day of Christmas week, after the midday dinner, all the +inmates of the house dispersed to various rooms. It was the dullest time +of the day. Nicholas, who had been visiting some neighbors that morning, +was asleep on the sitting-room sofa. The old count was resting in his +study. Sonya sat in the drawing room at the round table, copying a +design for embroidery. The countess was playing patience. Nastasya +Ivanovna the buffoon sat with a sad face at the window with two old +ladies. Natasha came into the room, went up to Sonya, glanced at what +she was doing, and then went up to her mother and stood without +speaking. + +"Why are you wandering about like an outcast?" asked her mother. "What +do you want?" + +"Him... I want him... now, this minute! I want him!" said Natasha, with +glittering eyes and no sign of a smile. + +The countess lifted her head and looked attentively at her daughter. + +"Don't look at me, Mamma! Don't look; I shall cry directly." + +"Sit down with me a little," said the countess. + +"Mamma, I want him. Why should I be wasted like this, Mamma?" + +Her voice broke, tears gushed from her eyes, and she turned quickly to +hide them and left the room. + +She passed into the sitting room, stood there thinking awhile, and then +went into the maids' room. There an old maidservant was grumbling at a +young girl who stood panting, having just run in through the cold from +the serfs' quarters. + +"Stop playing--there's a time for everything," said the old woman. + +"Let her alone, Kondratevna," said Natasha. "Go, Mavrushka, go." + +Having released Mavrushka, Natasha crossed the dancing hall and went to +the vestibule. There an old footman and two young ones were playing +cards. They broke off and rose as she entered. + +"What can I do with them?" thought Natasha. + +"Oh, Nikita, please go... where can I send him?... Yes, go to the yard +and fetch a fowl, please, a cock, and you, Misha, bring me some oats." + +"Just a few oats?" said Misha, cheerfully and readily. + +"Go, go quickly," the old man urged him. + +"And you, Theodore, get me a piece of chalk." + +On her way past the butler's pantry she told them to set a samovar, +though it was not at all the time for tea. + +Foka, the butler, was the most ill-tempered person in the house. Natasha +liked to test her power over him. He distrusted the order and asked +whether the samovar was really wanted. + +"Oh dear, what a young lady!" said Foka, pretending to frown at Natasha. + +No one in the house sent people about or gave them as much trouble as +Natasha did. She could not see people unconcernedly, but had to send +them on some errand. She seemed to be trying whether any of them would +get angry or sulky with her; but the serfs fulfilled no one's orders so +readily as they did hers. "What can I do, where can I go?" thought she, +as she went slowly along the passage. + +"Nastasya Ivanovna, what sort of children shall I have?" she asked the +buffoon, who was coming toward her in a woman's jacket. + +"Why, fleas, crickets, grasshoppers," answered the buffoon. + +"O Lord, O Lord, it's always the same! Oh, where am I to go? What am I +to do with myself?" And tapping with her heels, she ran quickly upstairs +to see Vogel and his wife who lived on the upper story. + +Two governesses were sitting with the Vogels at a table, on which were +plates of raisins, walnuts, and almonds. The governesses were discussing +whether it was cheaper to live in Moscow or Odessa. Natasha sat down, +listened to their talk with a serious and thoughtful air, and then got +up again. + +"The island of Madagascar," she said, "Ma-da-gas-car," she repeated, +articulating each syllable distinctly, and, not replying to Madame +Schoss who asked her what she was saying, she went out of the room. + +Her brother Petya was upstairs too; with the man in attendance on him he +was preparing fireworks to let off that night. + +"Petya! Petya!" she called to him. "Carry me downstairs." + +Petya ran up and offered her his back. She jumped on it, putting her +arms round his neck, and he pranced along with her. + +"No, don't... the island of Madagascar!" she said, and jumping off his +back she went downstairs. + +Having as it were reviewed her kingdom, tested her power, and made sure +that everyone was submissive, but that all the same it was dull, Natasha +betook herself to the ballroom, picked up her guitar, sat down in a dark +corner behind a bookcase, and began to run her fingers over the strings +in the bass, picking out a passage she recalled from an opera she had +heard in Petersburg with Prince Andrew. What she drew from the guitar +would have had no meaning for other listeners, but in her imagination a +whole series of reminiscences arose from those sounds. She sat behind +the bookcase with her eyes fixed on a streak of light escaping from the +pantry door and listened to herself and pondered. She was in a mood for +brooding on the past. + +Sonya passed to the pantry with a glass in her hand. Natasha glanced at +her and at the crack in the pantry door, and it seemed to her that she +remembered the light falling through that crack once before and Sonya +passing with a glass in her hand. "Yes it was exactly the same," thought +Natasha. + +"Sonya, what is this?" she cried, twanging a thick string. + +"Oh, you are there!" said Sonya with a start, and came near and +listened. "I don't know. A storm?" she ventured timidly, afraid of being +wrong. + +"There! That's just how she started and just how she came up smiling +timidly when all this happened before," thought Natasha, "and in just +the same way I thought there was something lacking in her." + +"No, it's the chorus from The Water-Carrier, listen!" and Natasha sang +the air of the chorus so that Sonya should catch it. "Where were you +going?" she asked. + +"To change the water in this glass. I am just finishing the design." + +"You always find something to do, but I can't," said Natasha. "And +where's Nicholas?" + +"Asleep, I think." + +"Sonya, go and wake him," said Natasha. "Tell him I want him to come and +sing." + +She sat awhile, wondering what the meaning of it all having happened +before could be, and without solving this problem, or at all regretting +not having done so, she again passed in fancy to the time when she was +with him and he was looking at her with a lover's eyes. + +"Oh, if only he would come quicker! I am so afraid it will never be! +And, worst of all, I am growing old--that's the thing! There won't then +be in me what there is now. But perhaps he'll come today, will come +immediately. Perhaps he has come and is sitting in the drawing room. +Perhaps he came yesterday and I have forgotten it." She rose, put down +the guitar, and went to the drawing room. + +All the domestic circle, tutors, governesses, and guests, were already +at the tea table. The servants stood round the table--but Prince Andrew +was not there and life was going on as before. + +"Ah, here she is!" said the old count, when he saw Natasha enter. "Well, +sit down by me." But Natasha stayed by her mother and glanced round as +if looking for something. + +"Mamma!" she muttered, "give him to me, give him, Mamma, quickly, +quickly!" and she again had difficulty in repressing her sobs. + +She sat down at the table and listened to the conversation between the +elders and Nicholas, who had also come to the table. "My God, my God! +The same faces, the same talk, Papa holding his cup and blowing in the +same way!" thought Natasha, feeling with horror a sense of repulsion +rising up in her for the whole household, because they were always the +same. + +After tea, Nicholas, Sonya, and Natasha went to the sitting room, to +their favorite corner where their most intimate talks always began. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +"Does it ever happen to you," said Natasha to her brother, when they +settled down in the sitting room, "does it ever happen to you to feel as +if there were nothing more to come--nothing; that everything good is +past? And to feel not exactly dull, but sad?" + +"I should think so!" he replied. "I have felt like that when everything +was all right and everyone was cheerful. The thought has come into my +mind that I was already tired of it all, and that we must all die. Once +in the regiment I had not gone to some merrymaking where there was +music... and suddenly I felt so depressed..." + +"Oh yes, I know, I know, I know!" Natasha interrupted him. "When I was +quite little that used to be so with me. Do you remember when I was +punished once about some plums? You were all dancing, and I sat sobbing +in the schoolroom? I shall never forget it: I felt sad and sorry for +everyone, for myself, and for everyone. And I was innocent--that was the +chief thing," said Natasha. "Do you remember?" + +"I remember," answered Nicholas. "I remember that I came to you +afterwards and wanted to comfort you, but do you know, I felt ashamed +to. We were terribly absurd. I had a funny doll then and wanted to give +it to you. Do you remember?" + +"And do you remember," Natasha asked with a pensive smile, "how once, +long, long ago, when we were quite little, Uncle called us into the +study--that was in the old house--and it was dark--we went in and +suddenly there stood..." + +"A Negro," chimed in Nicholas with a smile of delight. "Of course I +remember. Even now I don't know whether there really was a Negro, or if +we only dreamed it or were told about him." + +"He was gray, you remember, and had white teeth, and stood and looked at +us..." + +"Sonya, do you remember?" asked Nicholas. + +"Yes, yes, I do remember something too," Sonya answered timidly. + +"You know I have asked Papa and Mamma about that Negro," said Natasha, +"and they say there was no Negro at all. But you see, you remember!" + +"Of course I do, I remember his teeth as if I had just seen them." + +"How strange it is! It's as if it were a dream! I like that." + +"And do you remember how we rolled hard-boiled eggs in the ballroom, and +suddenly two old women began spinning round on the carpet? Was that real +or not? Do you remember what fun it was?" + +"Yes, and you remember how Papa in his blue overcoat fired a gun in the +porch?" + +So they went through their memories, smiling with pleasure: not the sad +memories of old age, but poetic, youthful ones--those impressions of +one's most distant past in which dreams and realities blend--and they +laughed with quiet enjoyment. + +Sonya, as always, did not quite keep pace with them, though they shared +the same reminiscences. + +Much that they remembered had slipped from her mind, and what she +recalled did not arouse the same poetic feeling as they experienced. She +simply enjoyed their pleasure and tried to fit in with it. + +She only really took part when they recalled Sonya's first arrival. She +told them how afraid she had been of Nicholas because he had on a corded +jacket and her nurse had told her that she, too, would be sewn up with +cords. + +"And I remember their telling me that you had been born under a +cabbage," said Natasha, "and I remember that I dared not disbelieve it +then, but knew that it was not true, and I felt so uncomfortable." + +While they were talking a maid thrust her head in at the other door of +the sitting room. + +"They have brought the cock, Miss," she said in a whisper. + +"It isn't wanted, Petya. Tell them to take it away," replied Natasha. + +In the middle of their talk in the sitting room, Dimmler came in and +went up to the harp that stood there in a corner. He took off its cloth +covering, and the harp gave out a jarring sound. + +"Mr. Dimmler, please play my favorite nocturne by Field," came the old +countess' voice from the drawing room. + +Dimmler struck a chord and, turning to Natasha, Nicholas, and Sonya, +remarked: "How quiet you young people are!" + +"Yes, we're philosophizing," said Natasha, glancing round for a moment +and then continuing the conversation. They were now discussing dreams. + +Dimmler began to play; Natasha went on tiptoe noiselessly to the table, +took up a candle, carried it out, and returned, seating herself quietly +in her former place. It was dark in the room especially where they were +sitting on the sofa, but through the big windows the silvery light of +the full moon fell on the floor. Dimmler had finished the piece but +still sat softly running his fingers over the strings, evidently +uncertain whether to stop or to play something else. + +"Do you know," said Natasha in a whisper, moving closer to Nicholas and +Sonya, "that when one goes on and on recalling memories, one at last +begins to remember what happened before one was in the world..." + +"That is metempsychosis," said Sonya, who had always learned well, and +remembered everything. "The Egyptians believed that our souls have lived +in animals, and will go back into animals again." + +"No, I don't believe we ever were in animals," said Natasha, still in a +whisper though the music had ceased. "But I am certain that we were +angels somewhere there, and have been here, and that is why we +remember...." + +"May I join you?" said Dimmler who had come up quietly, and he sat down +by them. + +"If we have been angels, why have we fallen lower?" said Nicholas. "No, +that can't be!" + +"Not lower, who said we were lower?... How do I know what I was before?" +Natasha rejoined with conviction. "The soul is immortal--well then, if I +shall always live I must have lived before, lived for a whole eternity." + +"Yes, but it is hard for us to imagine eternity," remarked Dimmler, who +had joined the young folk with a mildly condescending smile but now +spoke as quietly and seriously as they. + +"Why is it hard to imagine eternity?" said Natasha. "It is now today, +and it will be tomorrow, and always; and there was yesterday, and the +day before..." + +"Natasha! Now it's your turn. Sing me something," they heard the +countess say. "Why are you sitting there like conspirators?" + +"Mamma, I don't at all want to," replied Natasha, but all the same she +rose. + +None of them, not even the middle-aged Dimmler, wanted to break off +their conversation and quit that corner in the sitting room, but Natasha +got up and Nicholas sat down at the clavichord. Standing as usual in the +middle of the hall and choosing the place where the resonance was best, +Natasha began to sing her mother's favorite song. + +She had said she did not want to sing, but it was long since she had +sung, and long before she again sang, as she did that evening. The +count, from his study where he was talking to Mitenka, heard her and, +like a schoolboy in a hurry to run out to play, blundered in his talk +while giving orders to the steward, and at last stopped, while Mitenka +stood in front of him also listening and smiling. Nicholas did not take +his eyes off his sister and drew breath in time with her. Sonya, as she +listened, thought of the immense difference there was between herself +and her friend, and how impossible it was for her to be anything like as +bewitching as her cousin. The old countess sat with a blissful yet sad +smile and with tears in her eyes, occasionally shaking her head. She +thought of Natasha and of her own youth, and of how there was something +unnatural and dreadful in this impending marriage of Natasha and Prince +Andrew. + +Dimmler, who had seated himself beside the countess, listened with +closed eyes. + +"Ah, Countess," he said at last, "that's a European talent, she has +nothing to learn--what softness, tenderness, and strength...." + +"Ah, how afraid I am for her, how afraid I am!" said the countess, not +realizing to whom she was speaking. Her maternal instinct told her that +Natasha had too much of something, and that because of this she would +not be happy. Before Natasha had finished singing, fourteen-year-old +Petya rushed in delightedly, to say that some mummers had arrived. + +Natasha stopped abruptly. + +"Idiot!" she screamed at her brother and, running to a chair, threw +herself on it, sobbing so violently that she could not stop for a long +time. + +"It's nothing, Mamma, really it's nothing; only Petya startled me," she +said, trying to smile, but her tears still flowed and sobs still choked +her. + +The mummers (some of the house serfs) dressed up as bears, Turks, +innkeepers, and ladies--frightening and funny--bringing in with them the +cold from outside and a feeling of gaiety, crowded, at first timidly, +into the anteroom, then hiding behind one another they pushed into the +ballroom where, shyly at first and then more and more merrily and +heartily, they started singing, dancing, and playing Christmas games. +The countess, when she had identified them and laughed at their +costumes, went into the drawing room. The count sat in the ballroom, +smiling radiantly and applauding the players. The young people had +disappeared. + +Half an hour later there appeared among the other mummers in the +ballroom an old lady in a hooped skirt--this was Nicholas. A Turkish +girl was Petya. A clown was Dimmler. An hussar was Natasha, and a +Circassian was Sonya with burnt-cork mustache and eyebrows. + +After the condescending surprise, nonrecognition, and praise, from those +who were not themselves dressed up, the young people decided that their +costumes were so good that they ought to be shown elsewhere. + +Nicholas, who, as the roads were in splendid condition, wanted to take +them all for a drive in his troyka, proposed to take with them about a +dozen of the serf mummers and drive to "Uncle's." + +"No, why disturb the old fellow?" said the countess. "Besides, you +wouldn't have room to turn round there. If you must go, go to the +Melyukovs'." + +Melyukova was a widow, who, with her family and their tutors and +governesses, lived three miles from the Rostovs. + +"That's right, my dear," chimed in the old count, thoroughly aroused. +"I'll dress up at once and go with them. I'll make Pashette open her +eyes." + +But the countess would not agree to his going; he had had a bad leg all +these last days. It was decided that the count must not go, but that if +Louisa Ivanovna (Madame Schoss) would go with them, the young ladies +might go to the Melyukovs', Sonya, generally so timid and shy, more +urgently than anyone begging Louisa Ivanovna not to refuse. + +Sonya's costume was the best of all. Her mustache and eyebrows were +extraordinarily becoming. Everyone told her she looked very handsome, +and she was in a spirited and energetic mood unusual with her. Some +inner voice told her that now or never her fate would be decided, and in +her male attire she seemed quite a different person. Louisa Ivanovna +consented to go, and in half an hour four troyka sleighs with large and +small bells, their runners squeaking and whistling over the frozen snow, +drove up to the porch. + +Natasha was foremost in setting a merry holiday tone, which, passing +from one to another, grew stronger and reached its climax when they all +came out into the frost and got into the sleighs, talking, calling to +one another, laughing, and shouting. + +Two of the troykas were the usual household sleighs, the third was the +old count's with a trotter from the Orlov stud as shaft horse, the +fourth was Nicholas' own with a short shaggy black shaft horse. +Nicholas, in his old lady's dress over which he had belted his hussar +overcoat, stood in the middle of the sleigh, reins in hand. + +It was so light that he could see the moonlight reflected from the metal +harness disks and from the eyes of the horses, who looked round in alarm +at the noisy party under the shadow of the porch roof. + +Natasha, Sonya, Madame Schoss, and two maids got into Nicholas' sleigh; +Dimmler, his wife, and Petya, into the old count's, and the rest of the +mummers seated themselves in the other two sleighs. + +"You go ahead, Zakhar!" shouted Nicholas to his father's coachman, +wishing for a chance to race past him. + +The old count's troyka, with Dimmler and his party, started forward, +squeaking on its runners as though freezing to the snow, its deep-toned +bell clanging. The side horses, pressing against the shafts of the +middle horse, sank in the snow, which was dry and glittered like sugar, +and threw it up. + +Nicholas set off, following the first sleigh; behind him the others +moved noisily, their runners squeaking. At first they drove at a steady +trot along the narrow road. While they drove past the garden the shadows +of the bare trees often fell across the road and hid the brilliant +moonlight, but as soon as they were past the fence, the snowy plain +bathed in moonlight and motionless spread out before them glittering +like diamonds and dappled with bluish shadows. Bang, bang! went the +first sleigh over a cradle hole in the snow of the road, and each of the +other sleighs jolted in the same way, and rudely breaking the frost- +bound stillness, the troykas began to speed along the road, one after +the other. + +"A hare's track, a lot of tracks!" rang out Natasha's voice through the +frost-bound air. + +"How light it is, Nicholas!" came Sonya's voice. + +Nicholas glanced round at Sonya, and bent down to see her face closer. +Quite a new, sweet face with black eyebrows and mustaches peeped up at +him from her sable furs--so close and yet so distant--in the moonlight. + +"That used to be Sonya," thought he, and looked at her closer and +smiled. + +"What is it, Nicholas?" + +"Nothing," said he and turned again to the horses. + +When they came out onto the beaten highroad--polished by sleigh runners +and cut up by rough-shod hoofs, the marks of which were visible in the +moonlight--the horses began to tug at the reins of their own accord and +increased their pace. The near side horse, arching his head and breaking +into a short canter, tugged at his traces. The shaft horse swayed from +side to side, moving his ears as if asking: "Isn't it time to begin +now?" In front, already far ahead the deep bell of the sleigh ringing +farther and farther off, the black horses driven by Zakhar could be +clearly seen against the white snow. From that sleigh one could hear the +shouts, laughter, and voices of the mummers. + +"Gee up, my darlings!" shouted Nicholas, pulling the reins to one side +and flourishing the whip. + +It was only by the keener wind that met them and the jerks given by the +side horses who pulled harder--ever increasing their gallop--that one +noticed how fast the troyka was flying. Nicholas looked back. With +screams squeals, and waving of whips that caused even the shaft horses +to gallop--the other sleighs followed. The shaft horse swung steadily +beneath the bow over its head, with no thought of slackening pace and +ready to put on speed when required. + +Nicholas overtook the first sleigh. They were driving downhill and +coming out upon a broad trodden track across a meadow, near a river. + +"Where are we?" thought he. "It's the Kosoy meadow, I suppose. But no-- +this is something new I've never seen before. This isn't the Kosoy +meadow nor the Demkin hill, and heaven only knows what it is! It is +something new and enchanted. Well, whatever it may be..." And shouting +to his horses, he began to pass the first sleigh. + +Zakhar held back his horses and turned his face, which was already +covered with hoarfrost to his eyebrows. + +Nicholas gave the horses the rein, and Zakhar, stretching out his arms, +clucked his tongue and let his horses go. + +"Now, look out, master!" he cried. + +Faster still the two troykas flew side by side, and faster moved the +feet of the galloping side horses. Nicholas began to draw ahead. Zakhar, +while still keeping his arms extended, raised one hand with the reins. + +"No you won't, master!" he shouted. + +Nicholas put all his horses to a gallop and passed Zakhar. The horses +showered the fine dry snow on the faces of those in the sleigh--beside +them sounded quick ringing bells and they caught confused glimpses of +swiftly moving legs and the shadows of the troyka they were passing. The +whistling sound of the runners on the snow and the voices of girls +shrieking were heard from different sides. + +Again checking his horses, Nicholas looked around him. They were still +surrounded by the magic plain bathed in moonlight and spangled with +stars. + +"Zakhar is shouting that I should turn to the left, but why to the +left?" thought Nicholas. "Are we getting to the Melyukovs'? Is this +Melyukovka? Heaven only knows where we are going, and heaven knows what +is happening to us--but it is very strange and pleasant whatever it is." +And he looked round in the sleigh. + +"Look, his mustache and eyelashes are all white!" said one of the +strange, pretty, unfamiliar people--the one with fine eyebrows and +mustache. + +"I think this used to be Natasha," thought Nicholas, "and that was +Madame Schoss, but perhaps it's not, and this Circassian with the +mustache I don't know, but I love her." + +"Aren't you cold?" he asked. + +They did not answer but began to laugh. Dimmler from the sleigh behind +shouted something--probably something funny--but they could not make out +what he said. + +"Yes, yes!" some voices answered, laughing. + +"But here was a fairy forest with black moving shadows, and a glitter of +diamonds and a flight of marble steps and the silver roofs of fairy +buildings and the shrill yells of some animals. And if this is really +Melyukovka, it is still stranger that we drove heaven knows where and +have come to Melyukovka," thought Nicholas. + +It really was Melyukovka, and maids and footmen with merry faces came +running, out to the porch carrying candles. + +"Who is it?" asked someone in the porch. + +"The mummers from the count's. I know by the horses," replied some +voices. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Pelageya Danilovna Melyukova, a broadly built, energetic woman wearing +spectacles, sat in the drawing room in a loose dress, surrounded by her +daughters whom she was trying to keep from feeling dull. They were +quietly dropping melted wax into snow and looking at the shadows the wax +figures would throw on the wall, when they heard the steps and voices of +new arrivals in the vestibule. + +Hussars, ladies, witches, clowns, and bears, after clearing their +throats and wiping the hoarfrost from their faces in the vestibule, came +into the ballroom where candles were hurriedly lighted. The clown-- +Dimmler--and the lady--Nicholas--started a dance. Surrounded by the +screaming children the mummers, covering their faces and disguising +their voices, bowed to their hostess and arranged themselves about the +room. + +"Dear me! there's no recognizing them! And Natasha! See whom she looks +like! She really reminds me of somebody. But Herr Dimmler--isn't he +good! I didn't know him! And how he dances. Dear me, there's a +Circassian. Really, how becoming it is to dear Sonya. And who is that? +Well, you have cheered us up! Nikita and Vanya--clear away the tables! +And we were sitting so quietly. Ha, ha, ha!... The hussar, the hussar! +Just like a boy! And the legs!... I can't look at him..." different +voices were saying. + +Natasha, the young Melyukovs' favorite, disappeared with them into the +back rooms where a cork and various dressing gowns and male garments +were called for and received from the footman by bare girlish arms from +behind the door. Ten minutes later, all the young Melyukovs joined the +mummers. + +Pelageya Danilovna, having given orders to clear the rooms for the +visitors and arranged about refreshments for the gentry and the serfs, +went about among the mummers without removing her spectacles, peering +into their faces with a suppressed smile and failing to recognize any of +them. It was not merely Dimmler and the Rostovs she failed to recognize, +she did not even recognize her own daughters, or her late husband's, +dressing gowns and uniforms, which they had put on. + +"And who is this?" she asked her governess, peering into the face of her +own daughter dressed up as a Kazan-Tartar. "I suppose it is one of the +Rostovs! Well, Mr. Hussar, and what regiment do you serve in?" she asked +Natasha. "Here, hand some fruit jelly to the Turk!" she ordered the +butler who was handing things round. "That's not forbidden by his law." + +Sometimes, as she looked at the strange but amusing capers cut by the +dancers, who--having decided once for all that being disguised, no one +would recognize them--were not at all shy, Pelageya Danilovna hid her +face in her handkerchief, and her whole stout body shook with +irrepressible, kindly, elderly laughter. + +"My little Sasha! Look at Sasha!" she said. + +After Russian country dances and chorus dances, Pelageya Danilovna made +the serfs and gentry join in one large circle: a ring, a string, and a +silver ruble were fetched and they all played games together. + +In an hour, all the costumes were crumpled and disordered. The corked +eyebrows and mustaches were smeared over the perspiring, flushed, and +merry faces. Pelageya Danilovna began to recognize the mummers, admired +their cleverly contrived costumes, and particularly how they suited the +young ladies, and she thanked them all for having entertained her so +well. The visitors were invited to supper in the drawing room, and the +serfs had something served to them in the ballroom. + +"Now to tell one's fortune in the empty bathhouse is frightening!" said +an old maid who lived with the Melyukovs, during supper. + +"Why?" said the eldest Melyukov girl. + +"You wouldn't go, it takes courage..." + +"I'll go," said Sonya. + +"Tell what happened to the young lady!" said the second Melyukov girl. + +"Well," began the old maid, "a young lady once went out, took a cock, +laid the table for two, all properly, and sat down. After sitting a +while, she suddenly hears someone coming... a sleigh drives up with +harness bells; she hears him coming! He comes in, just in the shape of a +man, like an officer--comes in and sits down to table with her." + +"Ah! ah!" screamed Natasha, rolling her eyes with horror. + +"Yes? And how... did he speak?" + +"Yes, like a man. Everything quite all right, and he began persuading +her; and she should have kept him talking till cockcrow, but she got +frightened, just got frightened and hid her face in her hands. Then he +caught her up. It was lucky the maids ran in just then..." + +"Now, why frighten them?" said Pelageya Danilovna. + +"Mamma, you used to try your fate yourself..." said her daughter. + +"And how does one do it in a barn?" inquired Sonya. + +"Well, say you went to the barn now, and listened. It depends on what +you hear; hammering and knocking--that's bad; but a sound of shifting +grain is good and one sometimes hears that, too." + +"Mamma, tell us what happened to you in the barn." + +Pelageya Danilovna smiled. + +"Oh, I've forgotten..." she replied. "But none of you would go?" + +"Yes, I will; Pelageya Danilovna, let me! I'll go," said Sonya. + +"Well, why not, if you're not afraid?" + +"Louisa Ivanovna, may I?" asked Sonya. + +Whether they were playing the ring and string game or the ruble game or +talking as now, Nicholas did not leave Sonya's side, and gazed at her +with quite new eyes. It seemed to him that it was only today, thanks to +that burnt-cork mustache, that he had fully learned to know her. And +really, that evening, Sonya was brighter, more animated, and prettier +than Nicholas had ever seen her before. + +"So that's what she is like; what a fool I have been!" he thought gazing +at her sparkling eyes, and under the mustache a happy rapturous smile +dimpled her cheeks, a smile he had never seen before. + +"I'm not afraid of anything," said Sonya. "May I go at once?" She got +up. + +They told her where the barn was and how she should stand and listen, +and they handed her a fur cloak. She threw this over her head and +shoulders and glanced at Nicholas. + +"What a darling that girl is!" thought he. "And what have I been +thinking of till now?" + +Sonya went out into the passage to go to the barn. Nicholas went hastily +to the front porch, saying he felt too hot. The crowd of people really +had made the house stuffy. + +Outside, there was the same cold stillness and the same moon, but even +brighter than before. The light was so strong and the snow sparkled with +so many stars that one did not wish to look up at the sky and the real +stars were unnoticed. The sky was black and dreary, while the earth was +gay. + +"I am a fool, a fool! what have I been waiting for?" thought Nicholas, +and running out from the porch he went round the corner of the house and +along the path that led to the back porch. He knew Sonya would pass that +way. Halfway lay some snow-covered piles of firewood and across and +along them a network of shadows from the bare old lime trees fell on the +snow and on the path. This path led to the barn. The log walls of the +barn and its snow-covered roof, that looked as if hewn out of some +precious stone, sparkled in the moonlight. A tree in the garden snapped +with the frost, and then all was again perfectly silent. His bosom +seemed to inhale not air but the strength of eternal youth and gladness. + +From the back porch came the sound of feet descending the steps, the +bottom step upon which snow had fallen gave a ringing creak and he heard +the voice of an old maidservant saying, "Straight, straight, along the +path, Miss. Only, don't look back." + +"I am not afraid," answered Sonya's voice, and along the path toward +Nicholas came the crunching, whistling sound of Sonya's feet in her thin +shoes. + +Sonya came along, wrapped in her cloak. She was only a couple of paces +away when she saw him, and to her too he was not the Nicholas she had +known and always slightly feared. He was in a woman's dress, with +tousled hair and a happy smile new to Sonya. She ran rapidly toward him. + +"Quite different and yet the same," thought Nicholas, looking at her +face all lit up by the moonlight. He slipped his arms under the cloak +that covered her head, embraced her, pressed her to him, and kissed her +on the lips that wore a mustache and had a smell of burnt cork. Sonya +kissed him full on the lips, and disengaging her little hands pressed +them to his cheeks. + +"Sonya!... Nicholas!"... was all they said. They ran to the barn and +then back again, re-entering, he by the front and she by the back porch. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +When they all drove back from Pelageya Danilovna's, Natasha, who always +saw and noticed everything, arranged that she and Madame Schoss should +go back in the sleigh with Dimmler, and Sonya with Nicholas and the +maids. + +On the way back Nicholas drove at a steady pace instead of racing and +kept peering by that fantastic all-transforming light into Sonya's face +and searching beneath the eyebrows and mustache for his former and his +present Sonya from whom he had resolved never to be parted again. He +looked and recognizing in her both the old and the new Sonya, and being +reminded by the smell of burnt cork of the sensation of her kiss, +inhaled the frosty air with a full breast and, looking at the ground +flying beneath him and at the sparkling sky, felt himself again in +fairyland. + +"Sonya, is it well with thee?" he asked from time to time. + +"Yes!" she replied. "And with thee?" + +When halfway home Nicholas handed the reins to the coachman and ran for +a moment to Natasha's sleigh and stood on its wing. + +"Natasha!" he whispered in French, "do you know I have made up my mind +about Sonya?" + +"Have you told her?" asked Natasha, suddenly beaming all over with joy. + +"Oh, how strange you are with that mustache and those eyebrows!... +Natasha--are you glad?" + +"I am so glad, so glad! I was beginning to be vexed with you. I did not +tell you, but you have been treating her badly. What a heart she has, +Nicholas! I am horrid sometimes, but I was ashamed to be happy while +Sonya was not," continued Natasha. "Now I am so glad! Well, run back to +her." + +"No, wait a bit.... Oh, how funny you look!" cried Nicholas, peering +into her face and finding in his sister too something new, unusual, and +bewitchingly tender that he had not seen in her before. "Natasha, it's +magical, isn't it?" + +"Yes," she replied. "You have done splendidly." + +"Had I seen her before as she is now," thought Nicholas, "I should long +ago have asked her what to do and have done whatever she told me, and +all would have been well." + +"So you are glad and I have done right?" + +"Oh, quite right! I had a quarrel with Mamma some time ago about it. +Mamma said she was angling for you. How could she say such a thing! I +nearly stormed at Mamma. I will never let anyone say anything bad of +Sonya, for there is nothing but good in her." + +"Then it's all right?" said Nicholas, again scrutinizing the expression +of his sister's face to see if she was in earnest. Then he jumped down +and, his boots scrunching the snow, ran back to his sleigh. The same +happy, smiling Circassian, with mustache and beaming eyes looking up +from under a sable hood, was still sitting there, and that Circassian +was Sonya, and that Sonya was certainly his future happy and loving +wife. + +When they reached home and had told their mother how they had spent the +evening at the Melyukovs', the girls went to their bedroom. When they +had undressed, but without washing off the cork mustaches, they sat a +long time talking of their happiness. They talked of how they would live +when they were married, how their husbands would be friends, and how +happy they would be. On Natasha's table stood two looking glasses which +Dunyasha had prepared beforehand. + +"Only when will all that be? I am afraid never.... It would be too +good!" said Natasha, rising and going to the looking glasses. + +"Sit down, Natasha; perhaps you'll see him," said Sonya. + +Natasha lit the candles, one on each side of one of the looking glasses, +and sat down. + +"I see someone with a mustache," said Natasha, seeing her own face. + +"You mustn't laugh, Miss," said Dunyasha. + +With Sonya's help and the maid's, Natasha got the glass she held into +the right position opposite the other; her face assumed a serious +expression and she sat silent. She sat a long time looking at the +receding line of candles reflected in the glasses and expecting (from +tales she had heard) to see a coffin, or him, Prince Andrew, in that +last dim, indistinctly outlined square. But ready as she was to take the +smallest speck for the image of a man or of a coffin, she saw nothing. +She began blinking rapidly and moved away from the looking glasses. + +"Why is it others see things and I don't?" she said. "You sit down now, +Sonya. You absolutely must, tonight! Do it for me.... Today I feel so +frightened!" + +Sonya sat down before the glasses, got the right position, and began +looking. + +"Now, Miss Sonya is sure to see something," whispered Dunyasha; "while +you do nothing but laugh." + +Sonya heard this and Natasha's whisper: + +"I know she will. She saw something last year." + +For about three minutes all were silent. + +"Of course she will!" whispered Natasha, but did not finish... suddenly +Sonya pushed away the glass she was holding and covered her eyes with +her hand. + +"Oh, Natasha!" she cried. + +"Did you see? Did you? What was it?" exclaimed Natasha, holding up the +looking glass. + +Sonya had not seen anything, she was just wanting to blink and to get up +when she heard Natasha say, "Of course she will!" She did not wish to +disappoint either Dunyasha or Natasha, but it was hard to sit still. She +did not herself know how or why the exclamation escaped her when she +covered her eyes. + +"You saw him?" urged Natasha, seizing her hand. + +"Yes. Wait a bit... I... saw him," Sonya could not help saying, not yet +knowing whom Natasha meant by him, Nicholas or Prince Andrew. + +"But why shouldn't I say I saw something? Others do see! Besides who can +tell whether I saw anything or not?" flashed through Sonya's mind. + +"Yes, I saw him," she said. + +"How? Standing or lying?" + +"No, I saw... At first there was nothing, then I saw him lying down." + +"Andrew lying? Is he ill?" asked Natasha, her frightened eyes fixed on +her friend. + +"No, on the contrary, on the contrary! His face was cheerful, and he +turned to me." And when saying this she herself fancied she had really +seen what she described. + +"Well, and then, Sonya?..." + +"After that, I could not make out what there was; something blue and +red..." + +"Sonya! When will he come back? When shall I see him! O, God, how afraid +I am for him and for myself and about everything!..." Natasha began, and +without replying to Sonya's words of comfort she got into bed, and long +after her candle was out lay open-eyed and motionless, gazing at the +moonlight through the frosty windowpanes. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +Soon after the Christmas holidays Nicholas told his mother of his love +for Sonya and of his firm resolve to marry her. The countess, who had +long noticed what was going on between them and was expecting this +declaration, listened to him in silence and then told her son that he +might marry whom he pleased, but that neither she nor his father would +give their blessing to such a marriage. Nicholas, for the first time, +felt that his mother was displeased with him and that, despite her love +for him, she would not give way. Coldly, without looking at her son, she +sent for her husband and, when he came, tried briefly and coldly to +inform him of the facts, in her son's presence, but unable to restrain +herself she burst into tears of vexation and left the room. The old +count began irresolutely to admonish Nicholas and beg him to abandon his +purpose. Nicholas replied that he could not go back on his word, and his +father, sighing and evidently disconcerted, very soon became silent and +went in to the countess. In all his encounters with his son, the count +was always conscious of his own guilt toward him for having wasted the +family fortune, and so he could not be angry with him for refusing to +marry an heiress and choosing the dowerless Sonya. On this occasion, he +was only more vividly conscious of the fact that if his affairs had not +been in disorder, no better wife for Nicholas than Sonya could have been +wished for, and that no one but himself with his Mitenka and his +uncomfortable habits was to blame for the condition of the family +finances. + +The father and mother did not speak of the matter to their son again, +but a few days later the countess sent for Sonya and, with a cruelty +neither of them expected, reproached her niece for trying to catch +Nicholas and for ingratitude. Sonya listened silently with downcast eyes +to the countess' cruel words, without understanding what was required of +her. She was ready to sacrifice everything for her benefactors. Self- +sacrifice was her most cherished idea but in this case she could not see +what she ought to sacrifice, or for whom. She could not help loving the +countess and the whole Rostov family, but neither could she help loving +Nicholas and knowing that his happiness depended on that love. She was +silent and sad and did not reply. Nicholas felt the situation to be +intolerable and went to have an explanation with his mother. He first +implored her to forgive him and Sonya and consent to their marriage, +then he threatened that if she molested Sonya he would at once marry her +secretly. + +The countess, with a coldness her son had never seen in her before, +replied that he was of age, that Prince Andrew was marrying without his +father's consent, and he could do the same, but that she would never +receive that intriguer as her daughter. + +Exploding at the word intriguer, Nicholas, raising his voice, told his +mother he had never expected her to try to force him to sell his +feelings, but if that were so, he would say for the last time.... But he +had no time to utter the decisive word which the expression of his face +caused his mother to await with terror, and which would perhaps have +forever remained a cruel memory to them both. He had not time to say it, +for Natasha, with a pale and set face, entered the room from the door at +which she had been listening. + +"Nicholas, you are talking nonsense! Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, I +tell you!..." she almost screamed, so as to drown his voice. + +"Mamma darling, it's not at all so... my poor, sweet darling," she said +to her mother, who conscious that they had been on the brink of a +rupture gazed at her son with terror, but in the obstinacy and +excitement of the conflict could not and would not give way. + +"Nicholas, I'll explain to you. Go away! Listen, Mamma darling," said +Natasha. + +Her words were incoherent, but they attained the purpose at which she +was aiming. + +The countess, sobbing heavily, hid her face on her daughter's breast, +while Nicholas rose, clutching his head, and left the room. + +Natasha set to work to effect a reconciliation, and so far succeeded +that Nicholas received a promise from his mother that Sonya should not +be troubled, while he on his side promised not to undertake anything +without his parents' knowledge. + +Firmly resolved, after putting his affairs in order in the regiment, to +retire from the army and return and marry Sonya, Nicholas, serious, +sorrowful, and at variance with his parents, but, as it seemed to him, +passionately in love, left at the beginning of January to rejoin his +regiment. + +After Nicholas had gone things in the Rostov household were more +depressing than ever, and the countess fell ill from mental agitation. + +Sonya was unhappy at the separation from Nicholas and still more so on +account of the hostile tone the countess could not help adopting toward +her. The count was more perturbed than ever by the condition of his +affairs, which called for some decisive action. Their town house and +estate near Moscow had inevitably to be sold, and for this they had to +go to Moscow. But the countess' health obliged them to delay their +departure from day to day. + +Natasha, who had borne the first period of separation from her betrothed +lightly and even cheerfully, now grew more agitated and impatient every +day. The thought that her best days, which she would have employed in +loving him, were being vainly wasted, with no advantage to anyone, +tormented her incessantly. His letters for the most part irritated her. +It hurt her to think that while she lived only in the thought of him, he +was living a real life, seeing new places and new people that interested +him. The more interesting his letters were the more vexed she felt. Her +letters to him, far from giving her any comfort, seemed to her a +wearisome and artificial obligation. She could not write, because she +could not conceive the possibility of expressing sincerely in a letter +even a thousandth part of what she expressed by voice, smile, and +glance. She wrote to him formal, monotonous, and dry letters, to which +she attached no importance herself, and in the rough copies of which the +countess corrected her mistakes in spelling. + +There was still no improvement in the countess' health, but it was +impossible to defer the journey to Moscow any longer. Natasha's +trousseau had to be ordered and the house sold. Moreover, Prince Andrew +was expected in Moscow, where old Prince Bolkonski was spending the +winter, and Natasha felt sure he had already arrived. + +So the countess remained in the country, and the count, taking Sonya and +Natasha with him, went to Moscow at the end of January. + +BOOK EIGHT: 1811 - 12 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +After Prince Andrew's engagement to Natasha, Pierre without any apparent +cause suddenly felt it impossible to go on living as before. Firmly +convinced as he was of the truths revealed to him by his benefactor, and +happy as he had been in perfecting his inner man, to which he had +devoted himself with such ardor--all the zest of such a life vanished +after the engagement of Andrew and Natasha and the death of Joseph +Alexeevich, the news of which reached him almost at the same time. Only +the skeleton of life remained: his house, a brilliant wife who now +enjoyed the favors of a very important personage, acquaintance with all +Petersburg, and his court service with its dull formalities. And this +life suddenly seemed to Pierre unexpectedly loathsome. He ceased keeping +a diary, avoided the company of the Brothers, began going to the club +again, drank a great deal, and came once more in touch with the bachelor +sets, leading such a life that the Countess Helene thought it necessary +to speak severely to him about it. Pierre felt that she was right, and +to avoid compromising her went away to Moscow. + +In Moscow as soon as he entered his huge house in which the faded and +fading princesses still lived, with its enormous retinue; as soon as, +driving through the town, he saw the Iberian shrine with innumerable +tapers burning before the golden covers of the icons, the Kremlin Square +with its snow undisturbed by vehicles, the sleigh drivers and hovels of +the Sivtsev Vrazhok, those old Moscovites who desired nothing, hurried +nowhere, and were ending their days leisurely; when he saw those old +Moscow ladies, the Moscow balls, and the English Club, he felt himself +at home in a quiet haven. In Moscow he felt at peace, at home, warm and +dirty as in an old dressing gown. + +Moscow society, from the old women down to the children, received Pierre +like a long-expected guest whose place was always ready awaiting him. +For Moscow society Pierre was the nicest, kindest, most intellectual, +merriest, and most magnanimous of cranks, a heedless, genial nobleman of +the old Russian type. His purse was always empty because it was open to +everyone. + +Benefit performances, poor pictures, statues, benevolent societies, +gypsy choirs, schools, subscription dinners, sprees, Freemasons, +churches, and books--no one and nothing met with a refusal from him, and +had it not been for two friends who had borrowed large sums from him and +taken him under their protection, he would have given everything away. +There was never a dinner or soiree at the club without him. As soon as +he sank into his place on the sofa after two bottles of Margaux he was +surrounded, and talking, disputing, and joking began. When there were +quarrels, his kindly smile and well-timed jests reconciled the +antagonists. The masonic dinners were dull and dreary when he was not +there. + +When after a bachelor supper he rose with his amiable and kindly smile, +yielding to the entreaties of the festive company to drive off somewhere +with them, shouts of delight and triumph arose among the young men. At +balls he danced if a partner was needed. Young ladies, married and +unmarried, liked him because without making love to any of them, he was +equally amiable to all, especially after supper. "Il est charmant; il +n'a pas de sexe," * they said of him. + + +* "He is charming; he has no sex." + +Pierre was one of those retired gentlemen-in-waiting of whom there were +hundreds good-humoredly ending their days in Moscow. + +How horrified he would have been seven years before, when he first +arrived from abroad, had he been told that there was no need for him to +seek or plan anything, that his rut had long been shaped, eternally +predetermined, and that wriggle as he might, he would be what all in his +position were. He could not have believed it! Had he not at one time +longed with all his heart to establish a republic in Russia; then +himself to be a Napoleon; then to be a philosopher; and then a +strategist and the conqueror of Napoleon? Had he not seen the +possibility of, and passionately desired, the regeneration of the sinful +human race, and his own progress to the highest degree of perfection? +Had he not established schools and hospitals and liberated his serfs? + +But instead of all that--here he was, the wealthy husband of an +unfaithful wife, a retired gentleman-in-waiting, fond of eating and +drinking and, as he unbuttoned his waistcoat, of abusing the government +a bit, a member of the Moscow English Club, and a universal favorite in +Moscow society. For a long time he could not reconcile himself to the +idea that he was one of those same retired Moscow gentlemen-in-waiting +he had so despised seven years before. + +Sometimes he consoled himself with the thought that he was only living +this life temporarily; but then he was shocked by the thought of how +many, like himself, had entered that life and that club temporarily, +with all their teeth and hair, and had only left it when not a single +tooth or hair remained. + +In moments of pride, when he thought of his position it seemed to him +that he was quite different and distinct from those other retired +gentlemen-in-waiting he had formerly despised: they were empty, stupid, +contented fellows, satisfied with their position, "while I am still +discontented and want to do something for mankind. But perhaps all these +comrades of mine struggled just like me and sought something new, a path +in life of their own, and like me were brought by force of +circumstances, society, and race--by that elemental force against which +man is powerless--to the condition I am in," said he to himself in +moments of humility; and after living some time in Moscow he no longer +despised, but began to grow fond of, to respect, and to pity his +comrades in destiny, as he pitied himself. + +Pierre no longer suffered moments of despair, hypochondria, and disgust +with life, but the malady that had formerly found expression in such +acute attacks was driven inwards and never left him for a moment. "What +for? Why? What is going on in the world?" he would ask himself in +perplexity several times a day, involuntarily beginning to reflect anew +on the meaning of the phenomena of life; but knowing by experience that +there were no answers to these questions he made haste to turn away from +them, and took up a book, or hurried off to the club or to Apollon +Nikolaevich's, to exchange the gossip of the town. + +"Helene, who has never cared for anything but her own body and is one of +the stupidest women in the world," thought Pierre, "is regarded by +people as the acme of intelligence and refinement, and they pay homage +to her. Napoleon Bonaparte was despised by all as long as he was great, +but now that he has become a wretched comedian the Emperor Francis wants +to offer him his daughter in an illegal marriage. The Spaniards, through +the Catholic clergy, offer praise to God for their victory over the +French on the fourteenth of June, and the French, also through the +Catholic clergy, offer praise because on that same fourteenth of June +they defeated the Spaniards. My brother Masons swear by the blood that +they are ready to sacrifice everything for their neighbor, but they do +not give a ruble each to the collections for the poor, and they +intrigue, the Astraea Lodge against the Manna Seekers, and fuss about an +authentic Scotch carpet and a charter that nobody needs, and the meaning +of which the very man who wrote it does not understand. We all profess +the Christian law of forgiveness of injuries and love of our neighbors, +the law in honor of which we have built in Moscow forty times forty +churches--but yesterday a deserter was knouted to death and a minister +of that same law of love and forgiveness, a priest, gave the soldier a +cross to kiss before his execution." So thought Pierre, and the whole of +this general deception which everyone accepts, accustomed as he was to +it, astonished him each time as if it were something new. "I understand +the deception and confusion," he thought, "but how am I to tell them all +that I see? I have tried, and have always found that they too in the +depths of their souls understand it as I do, and only try not to see it. +So it appears that it must be so! But I--what is to become of me?" +thought he. He had the unfortunate capacity many men, especially +Russians, have of seeing and believing in the possibility of goodness +and truth, but of seeing the evil and falsehood of life too clearly to +be able to take a serious part in it. Every sphere of work was +connected, in his eyes, with evil and deception. Whatever he tried to +be, whatever he engaged in, the evil and falsehood of it repulsed him +and blocked every path of activity. Yet he had to live and to find +occupation. It was too dreadful to be under the burden of these +insoluble problems, so he abandoned himself to any distraction in order +to forget them. He frequented every kind of society, drank much, bought +pictures, engaged in building, and above all--read. + +He read, and read everything that came to hand. On coming home, while +his valets were still taking off his things, he picked up a book and +began to read. From reading he passed to sleeping, from sleeping to +gossip in drawing rooms of the club, from gossip to carousals and women; +from carousals back to gossip, reading, and wine. Drinking became more +and more a physical and also a moral necessity. Though the doctors +warned him that with his corpulence wine was dangerous for him, he drank +a great deal. He was only quite at ease when having poured several +glasses of wine mechanically into his large mouth he felt a pleasant +warmth in his body, an amiability toward all his fellows, and a +readiness to respond superficially to every idea without probing it +deeply. Only after emptying a bottle or two did he feel dimly that the +terribly tangled skein of life which previously had terrified him was +not as dreadful as he had thought. He was always conscious of some +aspect of that skein, as with a buzzing in his head after dinner or +supper he chatted or listened to conversation or read. But under the +influence of wine he said to himself: "It doesn't matter. I'll get it +unraveled. I have a solution ready, but have no time now--I'll think it +all out later on!" But the later on never came. + +In the morning, on an empty stomach, all the old questions appeared as +insoluble and terrible as ever, and Pierre hastily picked up a book, and +if anyone came to see him he was glad. + +Sometimes he remembered how he had heard that soldiers in war when +entrenched under the enemy's fire, if they have nothing to do, try hard +to find some occupation the more easily to bear the danger. To Pierre +all men seemed like those soldiers, seeking refuge from life: some in +ambition, some in cards, some in framing laws, some in women, some in +toys, some in horses, some in politics, some in sport, some in wine, and +some in governmental affairs. "Nothing is trivial, and nothing is +important, it's all the same--only to save oneself from it as best one +can," thought Pierre. "Only not to see it, that dreadful it!" + + + + +CHAPTER II + +At the beginning of winter Prince Nicholas Bolkonski and his daughter +moved to Moscow. At that time enthusiasm for the Emperor Alexander's +regime had weakened and a patriotic and anti-French tendency prevailed +there, and this, together with his past and his intellect and his +originality, at once made Prince Nicholas Bolkonski an object of +particular respect to the Moscovites and the center of the Moscow +opposition to the government. + +The prince had aged very much that year. He showed marked signs of +senility by a tendency to fall asleep, forgetfulness of quite recent +events, remembrance of remote ones, and the childish vanity with which +he accepted the role of head of the Moscow opposition. In spite of this +the old man inspired in all his visitors alike a feeling of respectful +veneration--especially of an evening when he came in to tea in his old- +fashioned coat and powdered wig and, aroused by anyone, told his abrupt +stories of the past, or uttered yet more abrupt and scathing criticisms +of the present. For them all, that old-fashioned house with its gigantic +mirrors, pre-Revolution furniture, powdered footmen, and the stern +shrewd old man (himself a relic of the past century) with his gentle +daughter and the pretty Frenchwoman who were reverently devoted to him +presented a majestic and agreeable spectacle. But the visitors did not +reflect that besides the couple of hours during which they saw their +host, there were also twenty-two hours in the day during which the +private and intimate life of the house continued. + +Latterly that private life had become very trying for Princess Mary. +There in Moscow she was deprived of her greatest pleasures--talks with +the pilgrims and the solitude which refreshed her at Bald Hills--and she +had none of the advantages and pleasures of city life. She did not go +out into society; everyone knew that her father would not let her go +anywhere without him, and his failing health prevented his going out +himself, so that she was not invited to dinners and evening parties. She +had quite abandoned the hope of getting married. She saw the coldness +and malevolence with which the old prince received and dismissed the +young men, possible suitors, who sometimes appeared at their house. She +had no friends: during this visit to Moscow she had been disappointed in +the two who had been nearest to her. Mademoiselle Bourienne, with whom +she had never been able to be quite frank, had now become unpleasant to +her, and for various reasons Princess Mary avoided her. Julie, with whom +she had corresponded for the last five years, was in Moscow, but proved +to be quite alien to her when they met. Just then Julie, who by the +death of her brothers had become one of the richest heiresses in Moscow, +was in the full whirl of society pleasures. She was surrounded by young +men who, she fancied, had suddenly learned to appreciate her worth. +Julie was at that stage in the life of a society woman when she feels +that her last chance of marrying has come and that her fate must be +decided now or never. On Thursdays Princess Mary remembered with a +mournful smile that she now had no one to write to, since Julie--whose +presence gave her no pleasure was here and they met every week. Like the +old emigre who declined to marry the lady with whom he had spent his +evenings for years, she regretted Julie's presence and having no one to +write to. In Moscow Princess Mary had no one to talk to, no one to whom +to confide her sorrow, and much sorrow fell to her lot just then. The +time for Prince Andrew's return and marriage was approaching, but his +request to her to prepare his father for it had not been carried out; in +fact, it seemed as if matters were quite hopeless, for at every mention +of the young Countess Rostova the old prince (who apart from that was +usually in a bad temper) lost control of himself. Another lately added +sorrow arose from the lessons she gave her six year-old nephew. To her +consternation she detected in herself in relation to little Nicholas +some symptoms of her father's irritability. However often she told +herself that she must not get irritable when teaching her nephew, almost +every time that, pointer in hand, she sat down to show him the French +alphabet, she so longed to pour her own knowledge quickly and easily +into the child--who was already afraid that Auntie might at any moment +get angry--that at his slightest inattention she trembled, became +flustered and heated, raised her voice, and sometimes pulled him by the +arm and put him in the corner. Having put him in the corner she would +herself begin to cry over her cruel, evil nature, and little Nicholas, +following her example, would sob, and without permission would leave his +corner, come to her, pull her wet hands from her face, and comfort her. +But what distressed the princess most of all was her father's +irritability, which was always directed against her and had of late +amounted to cruelty. Had he forced her to prostrate herself to the +ground all night, had he beaten her or made her fetch wood or water, it +would never have entered her mind to think her position hard; but this +loving despot--the more cruel because he loved her and for that reason +tormented himself and her--knew how not merely to hurt and humiliate her +deliberately, but to show her that she was always to blame for +everything. Of late he had exhibited a new trait that tormented Princess +Mary more than anything else; this was his ever-increasing intimacy with +Mademoiselle Bourienne. The idea that at the first moment of receiving +the news of his son's intentions had occurred to him in jest--that if +Andrew got married he himself would marry Bourienne--had evidently +pleased him, and latterly he had persistently, and as it seemed to +Princess Mary merely to offend her, shown special endearments to the +companion and expressed his dissatisfaction with his daughter by +demonstrations of love of Bourienne. + +One day in Moscow in Princess Mary's presence (she thought her father +did it purposely when she was there) the old prince kissed Mademoiselle +Bourienne's hand and, drawing her to him, embraced her affectionately. +Princess Mary flushed and ran out of the room. A few minutes later +Mademoiselle Bourienne came into Princess Mary's room smiling and making +cheerful remarks in her agreeable voice. Princess Mary hastily wiped +away her tears, went resolutely up to Mademoiselle Bourienne, and +evidently unconscious of what she was doing began shouting in angry +haste at the Frenchwoman, her voice breaking: "It's horrible, vile, +inhuman, to take advantage of the weakness..." She did not finish. +"Leave my room," she exclaimed, and burst into sobs. + +Next day the prince did not say a word to his daughter, but she noticed +that at dinner he gave orders that Mademoiselle Bourienne should be +served first. After dinner, when the footman handed coffee and from +habit began with the princess, the prince suddenly grew furious, threw +his stick at Philip, and instantly gave instructions to have him +conscripted for the army. + +"He doesn't obey... I said it twice... and he doesn't obey! She is the +first person in this house; she's my best friend," cried the prince. +"And if you allow yourself," he screamed in a fury, addressing Princess +Mary for the first time, "to forget yourself again before her as you +dared to do yesterday, I will show you who is master in this house. Go! +Don't let me set eyes on you; beg her pardon!" + +Princess Mary asked Mademoiselle Bourienne's pardon, and also her +father's pardon for herself and for Philip the footman, who had begged +for her intervention. + +At such moments something like a pride of sacrifice gathered in her +soul. And suddenly that father whom she had judged would look for his +spectacles in her presence, fumbling near them and not seeing them, or +would forget something that had just occurred, or take a false step with +his failing legs and turn to see if anyone had noticed his feebleness, +or, worst of all, at dinner when there were no visitors to excite him +would suddenly fall asleep, letting his napkin drop and his shaking head +sink over his plate. "He is old and feeble, and I dare to condemn him!" +she thought at such moments, with a feeling of revulsion against +herself. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +In 1811 there was living in Moscow a French doctor--Metivier--who had +rapidly become the fashion. He was enormously tall, handsome, amiable as +Frenchmen are, and was, as all Moscow said, an extraordinarily clever +doctor. He was received in the best houses not merely as a doctor, but +as an equal. + +Prince Nicholas had always ridiculed medicine, but latterly on +Mademoiselle Bourienne's advice had allowed this doctor to visit him and +had grown accustomed to him. Metivier came to see the prince about twice +a week. + +On December 6--St. Nicholas' Day and the prince's name day--all Moscow +came to the prince's front door but he gave orders to admit no one and +to invite to dinner only a small number, a list of whom he gave to +Princess Mary. + +Metivier, who came in the morning with his felicitations, considered it +proper in his quality of doctor de forcer la consigne, * as he told +Princess Mary, and went in to see the prince. It happened that on that +morning of his name day the prince was in one of his worst moods. He had +been going about the house all the morning finding fault with everyone +and pretending not to understand what was said to him and not to be +understood himself. Princess Mary well knew this mood of quiet absorbed +querulousness, which generally culminated in a burst of rage, and she +went about all that morning as though facing a cocked and loaded gun and +awaited the inevitable explosion. Until the doctor's arrival the morning +had passed off safely. After admitting the doctor, Princess Mary sat +down with a book in the drawing room near the door through which she +could hear all that passed in the study. + + +* To force the guard. + +At first she heard only Metivier's voice, then her father's, then both +voices began speaking at the same time, the door was flung open, and on +the threshold appeared the handsome figure of the terrified Metivier +with his shock of black hair, and the prince in his dressing gown and +fez, his face distorted with fury and the pupils of his eyes rolled +downwards. + +"You don't understand?" shouted the prince, "but I do! French spy, slave +of Buonaparte, spy, get out of my house! Be off, I tell you..." + +Metivier, shrugging his shoulders, went up to Mademoiselle Bourienne who +at the sound of shouting had run in from an adjoining room. + +"The prince is not very well: bile and rush of blood to the head. Keep +calm, I will call again tomorrow," said Metivier; and putting his +fingers to his lips he hastened away. + +Through the study door came the sound of slippered feet and the cry: +"Spies, traitors, traitors everywhere! Not a moment's peace in my own +house!" + +After Metivier's departure the old prince called his daughter in, and +the whole weight of his wrath fell on her. She was to blame that a spy +had been admitted. Had he not told her, yes, told her to make a list, +and not to admit anyone who was not on that list? Then why was that +scoundrel admitted? She was the cause of it all. With her, he said, he +could not have a moment's peace and could not die quietly. + +"No, ma'am! We must part, we must part! Understand that, understand it! +I cannot endure any more," he said, and left the room. Then, as if +afraid she might find some means of consolation, he returned and trying +to appear calm added: "And don't imagine I have said this in a moment of +anger. I am calm. I have thought it over, and it will be carried out--we +must part; so find some place for yourself...." But he could not +restrain himself and with the virulence of which only one who loves is +capable, evidently suffering himself, he shook his fists at her and +screamed: + +"If only some fool would marry her!" Then he slammed the door, sent for +Mademoiselle Bourienne, and subsided into his study. + +At two o'clock the six chosen guests assembled for dinner. + +These guests--the famous Count Rostopchin, Prince Lopukhin with his +nephew, General Chatrov an old war comrade of the prince's, and of the +younger generation Pierre and Boris Drubetskoy--awaited the prince in +the drawing room. + +Boris, who had come to Moscow on leave a few days before, had been +anxious to be presented to Prince Nicholas Bolkonski, and had contrived +to ingratiate himself so well that the old prince in his case made an +exception to the rule of not receiving bachelors in his house. + +The prince's house did not belong to what is known as fashionable +society, but his little circle--though not much talked about in town-- +was one it was more flattering to be received in than any other. Boris +had realized this the week before when the commander-in-chief in his +presence invited Rostopchin to dinner on St. Nicholas' Day, and +Rostopchin had replied that he could not come: + +"On that day I always go to pay my devotions to the relics of Prince +Nicholas Bolkonski." + +"Oh, yes, yes!" replied the commander-in-chief. "How is he?..." + +The small group that assembled before dinner in the lofty old-fashioned +drawing room with its old furniture resembled the solemn gathering of a +court of justice. All were silent or talked in low tones. Prince +Nicholas came in serious and taciturn. Princess Mary seemed even quieter +and more diffident than usual. The guests were reluctant to address her, +feeling that she was in no mood for their conversation. Count Rostopchin +alone kept the conversation going, now relating the latest town news, +and now the latest political gossip. + +Lopukhin and the old general occasionally took part in the conversation. +Prince Bolkonski listened as a presiding judge receives a report, only +now and then, silently or by a brief word, showing that he took heed of +what was being reported to him. The tone of the conversation was such as +indicated that no one approved of what was being done in the political +world. Incidents were related evidently confirming the opinion that +everything was going from bad to worse, but whether telling a story or +giving an opinion the speaker always stopped, or was stopped, at the +point beyond which his criticism might touch the sovereign himself. + +At dinner the talk turned on the latest political news: Napoleon's +seizure of the Duke of Oldenburg's territory, and the Russian Note, +hostile to Napoleon, which had been sent to all the European courts. + +"Bonaparte treats Europe as a pirate does a captured vessel," said Count +Rostopchin, repeating a phrase he had uttered several times before. "One +only wonders at the long-suffering or blindness of the crowned heads. +Now the Pope's turn has come and Bonaparte doesn't scruple to depose the +head of the Catholic Church--yet all keep silent! Our sovereign alone +has protested against the seizure of the Duke of Oldenburg's territory, +and even..." Count Rostopchin paused, feeling that he had reached the +limit beyond which censure was impossible. + +"Other territories have been offered in exchange for the Duchy of +Oldenburg," said Prince Bolkonski. "He shifts the Dukes about as I might +move my serfs from Bald Hills to Bogucharovo or my Ryazan estates." + +"The Duke of Oldenburg bears his misfortunes with admirable strength of +character and resignation," remarked Boris, joining in respectfully. + +He said this because on his journey from Petersburg he had had the honor +of being presented to the Duke. Prince Bolkonski glanced at the young +man as if about to say something in reply, but changed his mind, +evidently considering him too young. + +"I have read our protests about the Oldenburg affair and was surprised +how badly the Note was worded," remarked Count Rostopchin in the casual +tone of a man dealing with a subject quite familiar to him. + +Pierre looked at Rostopchin with naive astonishment, not understanding +why he should be disturbed by the bad composition of the Note. + +"Does it matter, Count, how the Note is worded," he asked, "so long as +its substance is forcible?" + +"My dear fellow, with our five hundred thousand troops it should be easy +to have a good style," returned Count Rostopchin. + +Pierre now understood the count's dissatisfaction with the wording of +the Note. + +"One would have thought quill drivers enough had sprung up," remarked +the old prince. "There in Petersburg they are always writing--not notes +only but even new laws. My Andrew there has written a whole volume of +laws for Russia. Nowadays they are always writing!" and he laughed +unnaturally. + +There was a momentary pause in the conversation; the old general cleared +his throat to draw attention. + +"Did you hear of the last event at the review in Petersburg? The figure +cut by the new French ambassador." + +"Eh? Yes, I heard something: he said something awkward in His Majesty's +presence." + +"His Majesty drew attention to the Grenadier division and to the march +past," continued the general, "and it seems the ambassador took no +notice and allowed himself to reply that: 'We in France pay no attention +to such trifles!' The Emperor did not condescend to reply. At the next +review, they say, the Emperor did not once deign to address him." + +All were silent. On this fact relating to the Emperor personally, it was +impossible to pass any judgment. + +"Impudent fellows!" said the prince. "You know Metivier? I turned him +out of my house this morning. He was here; they admitted him in spite of +my request that they should let no one in," he went on, glancing angrily +at his daughter. + +And he narrated his whole conversation with the French doctor and the +reasons that convinced him that Metivier was a spy. Though these reasons +were very insufficient and obscure, no one made any rejoinder. + +After the roast, champagne was served. The guests rose to congratulate +the old prince. Princess Mary, too, went round to him. + +He gave her a cold, angry look and offered her his wrinkled, clean- +shaven cheek to kiss. The whole expression of his face told her that he +had not forgotten the morning's talk, that his decision remained in +force, and only the presence of visitors hindered his speaking of it to +her now. + +When they went into the drawing room where coffee was served, the old +men sat together. + +Prince Nicholas grew more animated and expressed his views on the +impending war. + +He said that our wars with Bonaparte would be disastrous so long as we +sought alliances with the Germans and thrust ourselves into European +affairs, into which we had been drawn by the Peace of Tilsit. "We ought +not to fight either for or against Austria. Our political interests are +all in the East, and in regard to Bonaparte the only thing is to have an +armed frontier and a firm policy, and he will never dare to cross the +Russian frontier, as was the case in 1807!" + +"How can we fight the French, Prince?" said Count Rostopchin. "Can we +arm ourselves against our teachers and divinities? Look at our youths, +look at our ladies! The French are our Gods: Paris is our Kingdom of +Heaven." + +He began speaking louder, evidently to be heard by everyone. + +"French dresses, French ideas, French feelings! There now, you turned +Metivier out by the scruff of his neck because he is a Frenchman and a +scoundrel, but our ladies crawl after him on their knees. I went to a +party last night, and there out of five ladies three were Roman +Catholics and had the Pope's indulgence for doing woolwork on Sundays. +And they themselves sit there nearly naked, like the signboards at our +Public Baths if I may say so. Ah, when one looks at our young people, +Prince, one would like to take Peter the Great's old cudgel out of the +museum and belabor them in the Russian way till all the nonsense jumps +out of them." + +All were silent. The old prince looked at Rostopchin with a smile and +wagged his head approvingly. + +"Well, good-by, your excellency, keep well!" said Rostopchin, getting up +with characteristic briskness and holding out his hand to the prince. + +"Good-bye, my dear fellow.... His words are music, I never tire of +hearing him!" said the old prince, keeping hold of the hand and offering +his cheek to be kissed. + +Following Rostopchin's example the others also rose. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Princess Mary as she sat listening to the old men's talk and +faultfinding, understood nothing of what she heard; she only wondered +whether the guests had all observed her father's hostile attitude toward +her. She did not even notice the special attentions and amiabilities +shown her during dinner by Boris Drubetskoy, who was visiting them for +the third time already. + +Princess Mary turned with absent-minded questioning look to Pierre, who +hat in hand and with a smile on his face was the last of the guests to +approach her after the old prince had gone out and they were left alone +in the drawing room. + +"May I stay a little longer?" he said, letting his stout body sink into +an armchair beside her. + +"Oh yes," she answered. "You noticed nothing?" her look asked. + +Pierre was in an agreeable after-dinner mood. He looked straight before +him and smiled quietly. + +"Have you known that young man long, Princess?" he asked. + +"Who?" + +"Drubetskoy." + +"No, not long..." + +"Do you like him?" + +"Yes, he is an agreeable young man.... Why do you ask me that?" said +Princess Mary, still thinking of that morning's conversation with her +father. + +"Because I have noticed that when a young man comes on leave from +Petersburg to Moscow it is usually with the object of marrying an +heiress." + +"You have observed that?" said Princess Mary. + +"Yes," returned Pierre with a smile, "and this young man now manages +matters so that where there is a wealthy heiress there he is too. I can +read him like a book. At present he is hesitating whom to lay siege to-- +you or Mademoiselle Julie Karagina. He is very attentive to her." + +"He visits them?" + +"Yes, very often. And do you know the new way of courting?" said Pierre +with an amused smile, evidently in that cheerful mood of good humored +raillery for which he so often reproached himself in his diary. + +"No," replied Princess Mary. + +"To please Moscow girls nowadays one has to be melancholy. He is very +melancholy with Mademoiselle Karagina," said Pierre. + +"Really?" asked Princess Mary, looking into Pierre's kindly face and +still thinking of her own sorrow. "It would be a relief," thought she, +"if I ventured to confide what I am feeling to someone. I should like to +tell everything to Pierre. He is kind and generous. It would be a +relief. He would give me advice." + +"Would you marry him?" + +"Oh, my God, Count, there are moments when I would marry anybody!" she +cried suddenly to her own surprise and with tears in her voice. "Ah, how +bitter it is to love someone near to you and to feel that..." she went +on in a trembling voice, "that you can do nothing for him but grieve +him, and to know that you cannot alter this. Then there is only one +thing left--to go away, but where could I go?" + +"What is wrong? What is it, Princess?" + +But without finishing what she was saying, Princess Mary burst into +tears. + +"I don't know what is the matter with me today. Don't take any notice-- +forget what I have said!" + +Pierre's gaiety vanished completely. He anxiously questioned the +princess, asked her to speak out fully and confide her grief to him; but +she only repeated that she begged him to forget what she had said, that +she did not remember what she had said, and that she had no trouble +except the one he knew of--that Prince Andrew's marriage threatened to +cause a rupture between father and son. + +"Have you any news of the Rostovs?" she asked, to change the subject. "I +was told they are coming soon. I am also expecting Andrew any day. I +should like them to meet here." + +"And how does he now regard the matter?" asked Pierre, referring to the +old prince. + +Princess Mary shook her head. + +"What is to be done? In a few months the year will be up. The thing is +impossible. I only wish I could spare my brother the first moments. I +wish they would come sooner. I hope to be friends with her. You have +known them a long time," said Princess Mary. "Tell me honestly the whole +truth: what sort of girl is she, and what do you think of her?--The real +truth, because you know Andrew is risking so much doing this against his +father's will that I should like to know..." + +An undefined instinct told Pierre that these explanations, and repeated +requests to be told the whole truth, expressed ill-will on the princess' +part toward her future sister-in-law and a wish that he should +disapprove of Andrew's choice; but in reply he said what he felt rather +than what he thought. + +"I don't know how to answer your question," he said, blushing without +knowing why. "I really don't know what sort of girl she is; I can't +analyze her at all. She is enchanting, but what makes her so I don't +know. That is all one can say about her." + +Princess Mary sighed, and the expression on her face said: "Yes, that's +what I expected and feared." + +"Is she clever?" she asked. + +Pierre considered. + +"I think not," he said, "and yet--yes. She does not deign to be +clever.... Oh no, she is simply enchanting, and that is all." + +Princess Mary again shook her head disapprovingly. + +"Ah, I so long to like her! Tell her so if you see her before I do." + +"I hear they are expected very soon," said Pierre. + +Princess Mary told Pierre of her plan to become intimate with her future +sister-in-law as soon as the Rostovs arrived and to try to accustom the +old prince to her. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Boris had not succeeded in making a wealthy match in Petersburg, so with +the same object in view he came to Moscow. There he wavered between the +two richest heiresses, Julie and Princess Mary. Though Princess Mary +despite her plainness seemed to him more attractive than Julie, he, +without knowing why, felt awkward about paying court to her. When they +had last met on the old prince's name day, she had answered at random +all his attempts to talk sentimentally, evidently not listening to what +he was saying. + +Julie on the contrary accepted his attentions readily, though in a +manner peculiar to herself. + +She was twenty-seven. After the death of her brothers she had become +very wealthy. She was by now decidedly plain, but thought herself not +merely as good-looking as before but even far more attractive. She was +confirmed in this delusion by the fact that she had become a very +wealthy heiress and also by the fact that the older she grew the less +dangerous she became to men, and the more freely they could associate +with her and avail themselves of her suppers, soirees, and the animated +company that assembled at her house, without incurring any obligation. A +man who would have been afraid ten years before of going every day to +the house when there was a girl of seventeen there, for fear of +compromising her and committing himself, would now go boldly every day +and treat her not as a marriageable girl but as a sexless acquaintance. + +That winter the Karagins' house was the most agreeable and hospitable in +Moscow. In addition to the formal evening and dinner parties, a large +company, chiefly of men, gathered there every day, supping at midnight +and staying till three in the morning. Julie never missed a ball, a +promenade, or a play. Her dresses were always of the latest fashion. But +in spite of that she seemed to be disillusioned about everything and +told everyone that she did not believe either in friendship or in love, +or any of the joys of life, and expected peace only "yonder." She +adopted the tone of one who has suffered a great disappointment, like a +girl who has either lost the man she loved or been cruelly deceived by +him. Though nothing of the kind had happened to her she was regarded in +that light, and had even herself come to believe that she had suffered +much in life. This melancholy, which did not prevent her amusing +herself, did not hinder the young people who came to her house from +passing the time pleasantly. Every visitor who came to the house paid +his tribute to the melancholy mood of the hostess, and then amused +himself with society gossip, dancing, intellectual games, and bouts +rimes, which were in vogue at the Karagins'. Only a few of these young +men, among them Boris, entered more deeply into Julie's melancholy, and +with these she had prolonged conversations in private on the vanity of +all worldly things, and to them she showed her albums filled with +mournful sketches, maxims, and verses. + +To Boris, Julie was particularly gracious: she regretted his early +disillusionment with life, offered him such consolation of friendship as +she who had herself suffered so much could render, and showed him her +album. Boris sketched two trees in the album and wrote: "Rustic trees, +your dark branches shed gloom and melancholy upon me." + +On another page he drew a tomb, and wrote: + + +La mort est secourable et la mort est tranquille. Ah! contre les +douleurs il n'y a pas d'autre asile. * + + +* Death gives relief and death is peaceful. + +Ah! from suffering there is no other refuge. + +Julie said this was charming + +"There is something so enchanting in the smile of melancholy," she said +to Boris, repeating word for word a passage she had copied from a book. +"It is a ray of light in the darkness, a shade between sadness and +despair, showing the possibility of consolation." + +In reply Boris wrote these lines: + + +Aliment de poison d'une ame trop sensible, Toi, sans qui le bonheur me +serait impossible, Tendre melancholie, ah, viens me consoler, Viens +calmer les tourments de ma sombre retraite, Et mele une douceur secrete +A ces pleurs que je sens couler. * + + +*Poisonous nourishment of a too sensitive soul, Thou, without whom +happiness would for me be impossible, Tender melancholy, ah, come to +console me, Come to calm the torments of my gloomy retreat, And mingle a +secret sweetness With these tears that I feel to be flowing. + +For Boris, Julie played most doleful nocturnes on her harp. Boris read +'Poor Liza' aloud to her, and more than once interrupted the reading +because of the emotions that choked him. Meeting at large gatherings +Julie and Boris looked on one another as the only souls who understood +one another in a world of indifferent people. + +Anna Mikhaylovna, who often visited the Karagins, while playing cards +with the mother made careful inquiries as to Julie's dowry (she was to +have two estates in Penza and the Nizhegorod forests). Anna Mikhaylovna +regarded the refined sadness that united her son to the wealthy Julie +with emotion, and resignation to the Divine will. + +"You are always charming and melancholy, my dear Julie," she said to the +daughter. "Boris says his soul finds repose at your house. He has +suffered so many disappointments and is so sensitive," said she to the +mother. "Ah, my dear, I can't tell you how fond I have grown of Julie +latterly," she said to her son. "But who could help loving her? She is +an angelic being! Ah, Boris, Boris!"--she paused. "And how I pity her +mother," she went on; "today she showed me her accounts and letters from +Penza (they have enormous estates there), and she, poor thing, has no +one to help her, and they do cheat her so!" + +Boris smiled almost imperceptibly while listening to his mother. He +laughed blandly at her naive diplomacy but listened to what she had to +say, and sometimes questioned her carefully about the Penza and +Nizhegorod estates. + +Julie had long been expecting a proposal from her melancholy adorer and +was ready to accept it; but some secret feeling of repulsion for her, +for her passionate desire to get married, for her artificiality, and a +feeling of horror at renouncing the possibility of real love still +restrained Boris. His leave was expiring. He spent every day and whole +days at the Karagins', and every day on thinking the matter over told +himself that he would propose tomorrow. But in Julie's presence, looking +at her red face and chin (nearly always powdered), her moist eyes, and +her expression of continual readiness to pass at once from melancholy to +an unnatural rapture of married bliss, Boris could not utter the +decisive words, though in imagination he had long regarded himself as +the possessor of those Penza and Nizhegorod estates and had apportioned +the use of the income from them. Julie saw Boris' indecision, and +sometimes the thought occurred to her that she was repulsive to him, but +her feminine self-deception immediately supplied her with consolation, +and she told herself that he was only shy from love. Her melancholy, +however, began to turn to irritability, and not long before Boris' +departure she formed a definite plan of action. Just as Boris' leave of +absence was expiring, Anatole Kuragin made his appearance in Moscow, and +of course in the Karagins' drawing room, and Julie, suddenly abandoning +her melancholy, became cheerful and very attentive to Kuragin. + +"My dear," said Anna Mikhaylovna to her son, "I know from a reliable +source that Prince Vasili has sent his son to Moscow to get him married +to Julie. I am so fond of Julie that I should be sorry for her. What do +you think of it, my dear?" + +The idea of being made a fool of and of having thrown away that whole +month of arduous melancholy service to Julie, and of seeing all the +revenue from the Penza estates which he had already mentally apportioned +and put to proper use fall into the hands of another, and especially +into the hands of that idiot Anatole, pained Boris. He drove to the +Karagins' with the firm intention of proposing. Julie met him in a gay, +careless manner, spoke casually of how she had enjoyed yesterday's ball, +and asked when he was leaving. Though Boris had come intentionally to +speak of his love and therefore meant to be tender, he began speaking +irritably of feminine inconstancy, of how easily women can turn from +sadness to joy, and how their moods depend solely on who happens to be +paying court to them. Julie was offended and replied that it was true +that a woman needs variety, and the same thing over and over again would +weary anyone. + +"Then I should advise you..." Boris began, wishing to sting her; but at +that instant the galling thought occurred to him that he might have to +leave Moscow without having accomplished his aim, and have vainly wasted +his efforts--which was a thing he never allowed to happen. + +He checked himself in the middle of the sentence, lowered his eyes to +avoid seeing her unpleasantly irritated and irresolute face, and said: + +"I did not come here at all to quarrel with you. On the contrary..." + +He glanced at her to make sure that he might go on. Her irritability had +suddenly quite vanished, and her anxious, imploring eyes were fixed on +him with greedy expectation. "I can always arrange so as not to see her +often," thought Boris. "The affair has been begun and must be finished!" +He blushed hotly, raised his eyes to hers, and said: + +"You know my feelings for you!" + +There was no need to say more: Julie's face shone with triumph and self- +satisfaction; but she forced Boris to say all that is said on such +occasions--that he loved her and had never loved any other woman more +than her. She knew that for the Penza estates and Nizhegorod forests she +could demand this, and she received what she demanded. + +The affianced couple, no longer alluding to trees that shed gloom and +melancholy upon them, planned the arrangements of a splendid house in +Petersburg, paid calls, and prepared everything for a brilliant wedding. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +At the end of January old Count Rostov went to Moscow with Natasha and +Sonya. The countess was still unwell and unable to travel but it was +impossible to wait for her recovery. Prince Andrew was expected in +Moscow any day, the trousseau had to be ordered and the estate near +Moscow had to be sold, besides which the opportunity of presenting his +future daughter-in-law to old Prince Bolkonski while he was in Moscow +could not be missed. The Rostovs' Moscow house had not been heated that +winter and, as they had come only for a short time and the countess was +not with them, the count decided to stay with Marya Dmitrievna +Akhrosimova, who had long been pressing her hospitality on them. + +Late one evening the Rostovs' four sleighs drove into Marya Dmitrievna's +courtyard in the old Konyusheny street. Marya Dmitrievna lived alone. +She had already married off her daughter, and her sons were all in the +service. + +She held herself as erect, told everyone her opinion as candidly, +loudly, and bluntly as ever, and her whole bearing seemed a reproach to +others for any weakness, passion, or temptation--the possibility of +which she did not admit. From early in the morning, wearing a dressing +jacket, she attended to her household affairs, and then she drove out: +on holy days to church and after the service to jails and prisons on +affairs of which she never spoke to anyone. On ordinary days, after +dressing, she received petitioners of various classes, of whom there +were always some. Then she had dinner, a substantial and appetizing meal +at which there were always three or four guests; after dinner she played +a game of boston, and at night she had the newspapers or a new book read +to her while she knitted. She rarely made an exception and went out to +pay visits, and then only to the most important persons in the town. + +She had not yet gone to bed when the Rostovs arrived and the pulley of +the hall door squeaked from the cold as it let in the Rostovs and their +servants. Marya Dmitrievna, with her spectacles hanging down on her nose +and her head flung back, stood in the hall doorway looking with a stern, +grim face at the new arrivals. One might have thought she was angry with +the travelers and would immediately turn them out, had she not at the +same time been giving careful instructions to the servants for the +accommodation of the visitors and their belongings. + +"The count's things? Bring them here," she said, pointing to the +portmanteaus and not greeting anyone. "The young ladies'? There to the +left. Now what are you dawdling for?" she cried to the maids. "Get the +samovar ready!... You've grown plumper and prettier," she remarked, +drawing Natasha (whose cheeks were glowing from the cold) to her by the +hood. "Foo! You are cold! Now take off your things, quick!" she shouted +to the count who was going to kiss her hand. "You're half frozen, I'm +sure! Bring some rum for tea!... Bonjour, Sonya dear!" she added, +turning to Sonya and indicating by this French greeting her slightly +contemptuous though affectionate attitude toward her. + +When they came in to tea, having taken off their outdoor things and +tidied themselves up after their journey, Marya Dmitrievna kissed them +all in due order. + +"I'm heartily glad you have come and are staying with me. It was high +time," she said, giving Natasha a significant look. "The old man is here +and his son's expected any day. You'll have to make his acquaintance. +But we'll speak of that later on," she added, glancing at Sonya with a +look that showed she did not want to speak of it in her presence. "Now +listen," she said to the count. "What do you want tomorrow? Whom will +you send for? Shinshin?" she crooked one of her fingers. "The sniveling +Anna Mikhaylovna? That's two. She's here with her son. The son is +getting married! Then Bezukhov, eh? He is here too, with his wife. He +ran away from her and she came galloping after him. He dined with me on +Wednesday. As for them"--and she pointed to the girls--"tomorrow I'll +take them first to the Iberian shrine of the Mother of God, and then +we'll drive to the Super-Rogue's. I suppose you'll have everything new. +Don't judge by me: sleeves nowadays are this size! The other day young +Princess Irina Vasilevna came to see me; she was an awful sight--looked +as if she had put two barrels on her arms. You know not a day passes now +without some new fashion.... And what have you to do yourself?" she +asked the count sternly. + +"One thing has come on top of another: her rags to buy, and now a +purchaser has turned up for the Moscow estate and for the house. If you +will be so kind, I'll fix a time and go down to the estate just for a +day, and leave my lassies with you." + +"All right. All right. They'll be safe with me, as safe as in Chancery! +I'll take them where they must go, scold them a bit, and pet them a +bit," said Marya Dmitrievna, touching her goddaughter and favorite, +Natasha, on the cheek with her large hand. + +Next morning Marya Dmitrievna took the young ladies to the Iberian +shrine of the Mother of God and to Madame Suppert-Roguet, who was so +afraid of Marya Dmitrievna that she always let her have costumes at a +loss merely to get rid of her. Marya Dmitrievna ordered almost the whole +trousseau. When they got home she turned everybody out of the room +except Natasha, and then called her pet to her armchair. + +"Well, now we'll talk. I congratulate you on your betrothed. You've +hooked a fine fellow! I am glad for your sake and I've known him since +he was so high." She held her hand a couple of feet from the ground. +Natasha blushed happily. "I like him and all his family. Now listen! You +know that old Prince Nicholas much dislikes his son's marrying. The old +fellow's crotchety! Of course Prince Andrew is not a child and can shift +without him, but it's not nice to enter a family against a father's +will. One wants to do it peacefully and lovingly. You're a clever girl +and you'll know how to manage. Be kind, and use your wits. Then all will +be well." + +Natasha remained silent, from shyness Marya Dmitrievna supposed, but +really because she disliked anyone interfering in what touched her love +of Prince Andrew, which seemed to her so apart from all human affairs +that no one could understand it. She loved and knew Prince Andrew, he +loved her only, and was to come one of these days and take her. She +wanted nothing more. + +"You see I have known him a long time and am also fond of Mary, your +future sister-in-law. 'Husbands' sisters bring up blisters,' but this +one wouldn't hurt a fly. She has asked me to bring you two together. +Tomorrow you'll go with your father to see her. Be very nice and +affectionate to her: you're younger than she. When he comes, he'll find +you already know his sister and father and are liked by them. Am I right +or not? Won't that be best?" + +"Yes, it will," Natasha answered reluctantly. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Next day, by Marya Dmitrievna's advice, Count Rostov took Natasha to +call on Prince Nicholas Bolkonski. The count did not set out cheerfully +on this visit, at heart he felt afraid. He well remembered the last +interview he had had with the old prince at the time of the enrollment, +when in reply to an invitation to dinner he had had to listen to an +angry reprimand for not having provided his full quota of men. Natasha, +on the other hand, having put on her best gown, was in the highest +spirits. "They can't help liking me," she thought. "Everybody always has +liked me, and I am so willing to do anything they wish, so ready to be +fond of him--for being his father--and of her--for being his sister-- +that there is no reason for them not to like me..." + +They drove up to the gloomy old house on the Vozdvizhenka and entered +the vestibule. + +"Well, the Lord have mercy on us!" said the count, half in jest, half in +earnest; but Natasha noticed that her father was flurried on entering +the anteroom and inquired timidly and softly whether the prince and +princess were at home. + +When they had been announced a perturbation was noticeable among the +servants. The footman who had gone to announce them was stopped by +another in the large hall and they whispered to one another. Then a +maidservant ran into the hall and hurriedly said something, mentioning +the princess. At last an old, cross looking footman came and announced +to the Rostovs that the prince was not receiving, but that the princess +begged them to walk up. The first person who came to meet the visitors +was Mademoiselle Bourienne. She greeted the father and daughter with +special politeness and showed them to the princess' room. The princess, +looking excited and nervous, her face flushed in patches, ran in to meet +the visitors, treading heavily, and vainly trying to appear cordial and +at ease. From the first glance Princess Mary did not like Natasha. She +thought her too fashionably dressed, frivolously gay and vain. She did +not at all realize that before having seen her future sister-in-law she +was prejudiced against her by involuntary envy of her beauty, youth, and +happiness, as well as by jealousy of her brother's love for her. Apart +from this insuperable antipathy to her, Princess Mary was agitated just +then because on the Rostovs' being announced, the old prince had shouted +that he did not wish to see them, that Princess Mary might do so if she +chose, but they were not to be admitted to him. She had decided to +receive them, but feared lest the prince might at any moment indulge in +some freak, as he seemed much upset by the Rostovs' visit. + +"There, my dear princess, I've brought you my songstress," said the +count, bowing and looking round uneasily as if afraid the old prince +might appear. "I am so glad you should get to know one another... very +sorry the prince is still ailing," and after a few more commonplace +remarks he rose. "If you'll allow me to leave my Natasha in your hands +for a quarter of an hour, Princess, I'll drive round to see Anna +Semenovna, it's quite near in the Dogs' Square, and then I'll come back +for her." + +The count had devised this diplomatic ruse (as he afterwards told his +daughter) to give the future sisters-in-law an opportunity to talk to +one another freely, but another motive was to avoid the danger of +encountering the old prince, of whom he was afraid. He did not mention +this to his daughter, but Natasha noticed her father's nervousness and +anxiety and felt mortified by it. She blushed for him, grew still +angrier at having blushed, and looked at the princess with a bold and +defiant expression which said that she was not afraid of anybody. The +princess told the count that she would be delighted, and only begged him +to stay longer at Anna Semenovna's, and he departed. + +Despite the uneasy glances thrown at her by Princess Mary--who wished to +have a tête-à-tête with Natasha--Mademoiselle Bourienne remained in the +room and persistently talked about Moscow amusements and theaters. +Natasha felt offended by the hesitation she had noticed in the anteroom, +by her father's nervousness, and by the unnatural manner of the princess +who--she thought--was making a favor of receiving her, and so everything +displeased her. She did not like Princess Mary, whom she thought very +plain, affected, and dry. Natasha suddenly shrank into herself and +involuntarily assumed an offhand air which alienated Princess Mary still +more. After five minutes of irksome, constrained conversation, they +heard the sound of slippered feet rapidly approaching. Princess Mary +looked frightened. + +The door opened and the old prince, in a dressing gown and a white +nightcap, came in. + +"Ah, madam!" he began. "Madam, Countess... Countess Rostova, if I am not +mistaken... I beg you to excuse me, to excuse me... I did not know, +madam. God is my witness, I did not know you had honored us with a +visit, and I came in such a costume only to see my daughter. I beg you +to excuse me... God is my witness, I didn't know-" he repeated, +stressing the word "God" so unnaturally and so unpleasantly that +Princess Mary stood with downcast eyes not daring to look either at her +father or at Natasha. + +Nor did the latter, having risen and curtsied, know what to do. +Mademoiselle Bourienne alone smiled agreeably. + +"I beg you to excuse me, excuse me! God is my witness, I did not know," +muttered the old man, and after looking Natasha over from head to foot +he went out. + +Mademoiselle Bourienne was the first to recover herself after this +apparition and began speaking about the prince's indisposition. Natasha +and Princess Mary looked at one another in silence, and the longer they +did so without saying what they wanted to say, the greater grew their +antipathy to one another. + +When the count returned, Natasha was impolitely pleased and hastened to +get away: at that moment she hated the stiff, elderly princess, who +could place her in such an embarrassing position and had spent half an +hour with her without once mentioning Prince Andrew. "I couldn't begin +talking about him in the presence of that Frenchwoman," thought Natasha. +The same thought was meanwhile tormenting Princess Mary. She knew what +she ought to have said to Natasha, but she had been unable to say it +because Mademoiselle Bourienne was in the way, and because, without +knowing why, she felt it very difficult to speak of the marriage. When +the count was already leaving the room, Princess Mary went up hurriedly +to Natasha, took her by the hand, and said with a deep sigh: + +"Wait, I must..." + +Natasha glanced at her ironically without knowing why. + +"Dear Natalie," said Princess Mary, "I want you to know that I am glad +my brother has found happiness...." + +She paused, feeling that she was not telling the truth. Natasha noticed +this and guessed its reason. + +"I think, Princess, it is not convenient to speak of that now," she said +with external dignity and coldness, though she felt the tears choking +her. + +"What have I said and what have I done?" thought she, as soon as she was +out of the room. + +They waited a long time for Natasha to come to dinner that day. She sat +in her room crying like a child, blowing her nose and sobbing. Sonya +stood beside her, kissing her hair. + +"Natasha, what is it about?" she asked. "What do they matter to you? It +will all pass, Natasha." + +"But if you only knew how offensive it was... as if I..." + +"Don't talk about it, Natasha. It wasn't your fault so why should you +mind? Kiss me," said Sonya. + +Natasha raised her head and, kissing her friend on the lips, pressed her +wet face against her. + +"I can't tell you, I don't know. No one's to blame," said Natasha--"It's +my fault. But it all hurts terribly. Oh, why doesn't he come?..." + +She came in to dinner with red eyes. Marya Dmitrievna, who knew how the +prince had received the Rostovs, pretended not to notice how upset +Natasha was and jested resolutely and loudly at table with the count and +the other guests. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +That evening the Rostovs went to the Opera, for which Marya Dmitrievna +had taken a box. + +Natasha did not want to go, but could not refuse Marya Dmitrievna's kind +offer which was intended expressly for her. When she came ready dressed +into the ballroom to await her father, and looking in the large mirror +there saw that she was pretty, very pretty, she felt even more sad, but +it was a sweet, tender sadness. + +"O God, if he were here now I would not behave as I did then, but +differently. I would not be silly and afraid of things, I would simply +embrace him, cling to him, and make him look at me with those searching +inquiring eyes with which he has so often looked at me, and then I would +make him laugh as he used to laugh. And his eyes--how I see those eyes!" +thought Natasha. "And what do his father and sister matter to me? I love +him alone, him, him, with that face and those eyes, with his smile, +manly and yet childlike.... No, I had better not think of him; not think +of him but forget him, quite forget him for the present. I can't bear +this waiting and I shall cry in a minute!" and she turned away from the +glass, making an effort not to cry. "And how can Sonya love Nicholas so +calmly and quietly and wait so long and so patiently?" thought she, +looking at Sonya, who also came in quite ready, with a fan in her hand. +"No, she's altogether different. I can't!" + +Natasha at that moment felt so softened and tender that it was not +enough for her to love and know she was beloved, she wanted now, at +once, to embrace the man she loved, to speak and hear from him words of +love such as filled her heart. While she sat in the carriage beside her +father, pensively watching the lights of the street lamps flickering on +the frozen window, she felt still sadder and more in love, and forgot +where she was going and with whom. Having fallen into the line of +carriages, the Rostovs' carriage drove up to the theater, its wheels +squeaking over the snow. Natasha and Sonya, holding up their dresses, +jumped out quickly. The count got out helped by the footmen, and, +passing among men and women who were entering and the program sellers, +they all three went along the corridor to the first row of boxes. +Through the closed doors the music was already audible. + +"Natasha, your hair!..." whispered Sonya. + +An attendant deferentially and quickly slipped before the ladies and +opened the door of their box. The music sounded louder and through the +door rows of brightly lit boxes in which ladies sat with bare arms and +shoulders, and noisy stalls brilliant with uniforms, glittered before +their eyes. A lady entering the next box shot a glance of feminine envy +at Natasha. The curtain had not yet risen and the overture was being +played. Natasha, smoothing her gown, went in with Sonya and sat down, +scanning the brilliant tiers of boxes opposite. A sensation she had not +experienced for a long time--that of hundreds of eyes looking at her +bare arms and neck--suddenly affected her both agreeably and +disagreeably and called up a whole crowd of memories, desires and +emotions associated with that feeling. + +The two remarkably pretty girls, Natasha and Sonya, with Count Rostov +who had not been seen in Moscow for a long time, attracted general +attention. Moreover, everybody knew vaguely of Natasha's engagement to +Prince Andrew, and knew that the Rostovs had lived in the country ever +since, and all looked with curiosity at a fiancee who was making one of +the best matches in Russia. + +Natasha's looks, as everyone told her, had improved in the country, and +that evening thanks to her agitation she was particularly pretty. She +struck those who saw her by her fullness of life and beauty, combined +with her indifference to everything about her. Her black eyes looked at +the crowd without seeking anyone, and her delicate arm, bare to above +the elbow, lay on the velvet edge of the box, while, evidently +unconsciously, she opened and closed her hand in time to the music, +crumpling her program. "Look, there's Alenina," said Sonya, "with her +mother, isn't it?" + +"Dear me, Michael Kirilovich has grown still stouter!" remarked the +count. + +"Look at our Anna Mikhaylovna--what a headdress she has on!" + +"The Karagins, Julie--and Boris with them. One can see at once that +they're engaged...." + +"Drubetskoy has proposed?" + +"Oh yes, I heard it today," said Shinshin, coming into the Rostovs' box. + +Natasha looked in the direction in which her father's eyes were turned +and saw Julie sitting beside her mother with a happy look on her face +and a string of pearls round her thick red neck--which Natasha knew was +covered with powder. Behind them, wearing a smile and leaning over with +an ear to Julie's mouth, was Boris' handsome smoothly brushed head. He +looked at the Rostovs from under his brows and said something, smiling, +to his betrothed. + +"They are talking about us, about me and him!" thought Natasha. "And he +no doubt is calming her jealousy of me. They needn't trouble themselves! +If only they knew how little I am concerned about any of them." + +Behind them sat Anna Mikhaylovna wearing a green headdress and with a +happy look of resignation to the will of God on her face. Their box was +pervaded by that atmosphere of an affianced couple which Natasha knew so +well and liked so much. She turned away and suddenly remembered all that +had been so humiliating in her morning's visit. + +"What right has he not to wish to receive me into his family? Oh, better +not think of it--not till he comes back!" she told herself, and began +looking at the faces, some strange and some familiar, in the stalls. In +the front, in the very center, leaning back against the orchestra rail, +stood Dolokhov in a Persian dress, his curly hair brushed up into a huge +shock. He stood in full view of the audience, well aware that he was +attracting everyone's attention, yet as much at ease as though he were +in his own room. Around him thronged Moscow's most brilliant young men, +whom he evidently dominated. + +The count, laughing, nudged the blushing Sonya and pointed to her former +adorer. + +"Do you recognize him?" said he. "And where has he sprung from?" he +asked, turning to Shinshin. "Didn't he vanish somewhere?" + +"He did," replied Shinshin. "He was in the Caucasus and ran away from +there. They say he has been acting as minister to some ruling prince in +Persia, where he killed the Shah's brother. Now all the Moscow ladies +are mad about him! It's 'Dolokhov the Persian' that does it! We never +hear a word but Dolokhov is mentioned. They swear by him, they offer him +to you as they would a dish of choice sterlet. Dolokhov and Anatole +Kuragin have turned all our ladies' heads." + +A tall, beautiful woman with a mass of plaited hair and much exposed +plump white shoulders and neck, round which she wore a double string of +large pearls, entered the adjoining box rustling her heavy silk dress +and took a long time settling into her place. + +Natasha involuntarily gazed at that neck, those shoulders, and pearls +and coiffure, and admired the beauty of the shoulders and the pearls. +While Natasha was fixing her gaze on her for the second time the lady +looked round and, meeting the count's eyes, nodded to him and smiled. +She was the Countess Bezukhova, Pierre's wife, and the count, who knew +everyone in society, leaned over and spoke to her. + +"Have you been here long, Countess?" he inquired. "I'll call, I'll call +to kiss your hand. I'm here on business and have brought my girls with +me. They say Semenova acts marvelously. Count Pierre never used to +forget us. Is he here?" + +"Yes, he meant to look in," answered Helene, and glanced attentively at +Natasha. + +Count Rostov resumed his seat. + +"Handsome, isn't she?" he whispered to Natasha. + +"Wonderful!" answered Natasha. "She's a woman one could easily fall in +love with." + +Just then the last chords of the overture were heard and the conductor +tapped with his stick. Some latecomers took their seats in the stalls, +and the curtain rose. + +As soon as it rose everyone in the boxes and stalls became silent, and +all the men, old and young, in uniform and evening dress, and all the +women with gems on their bare flesh, turned their whole attention with +eager curiosity to the stage. Natasha too began to look at it. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +The floor of the stage consisted of smooth boards, at the sides was some +painted cardboard representing trees, and at the back was a cloth +stretched over boards. In the center of the stage sat some girls in red +bodices and white skirts. One very fat girl in a white silk dress sat +apart on a low bench, to the back of which a piece of green cardboard +was glued. They all sang something. When they had finished their song +the girl in white went up to the prompter's box and a man with tight +silk trousers over his stout legs, and holding a plume and a dagger, +went up to her and began singing, waving his arms about. + +First the man in the tight trousers sang alone, then she sang, then they +both paused while the orchestra played and the man fingered the hand of +the girl in white, obviously awaiting the beat to start singing with +her. They sang together and everyone in the theater began clapping and +shouting, while the man and woman on the stage--who represented lovers-- +began smiling, spreading out their arms, and bowing. + +After her life in the country, and in her present serious mood, all this +seemed grotesque and amazing to Natasha. She could not follow the opera +nor even listen to the music; she saw only the painted cardboard and the +queerly dressed men and women who moved, spoke, and sang so strangely in +that brilliant light. She knew what it was all meant to represent, but +it was so pretentiously false and unnatural that she first felt ashamed +for the actors and then amused at them. She looked at the faces of the +audience, seeking in them the same sense of ridicule and perplexity she +herself experienced, but they all seemed attentive to what was happening +on the stage, and expressed delight which to Natasha seemed feigned. "I +suppose it has to be like this!" she thought. She kept looking round in +turn at the rows of pomaded heads in the stalls and then at the seminude +women in the boxes, especially at Helene in the next box, who-- +apparently quite unclothed--sat with a quiet tranquil smile, not taking +her eyes off the stage. And feeling the bright light that flooded the +whole place and the warm air heated by the crowd, Natasha little by +little began to pass into a state of intoxication she had not +experienced for a long while. She did not realize who and where she was, +nor what was going on before her. As she looked and thought, the +strangest fancies unexpectedly and disconnectedly passed through her +mind: the idea occurred to her of jumping onto the edge of the box and +singing the air the actress was singing, then she wished to touch with +her fan an old gentleman sitting not far from her, then to lean over to +Helene and tickle her. + +At a moment when all was quiet before the commencement of a song, a door +leading to the stalls on the side nearest the Rostovs' box creaked, and +the steps of a belated arrival were heard. "There's Kuragin!" whispered +Shinshin. Countess Bezukhova turned smiling to the newcomer, and +Natasha, following the direction of that look, saw an exceptionally +handsome adjutant approaching their box with a self-assured yet +courteous bearing. This was Anatole Kuragin whom she had seen and +noticed long ago at the ball in Petersburg. He was now in an adjutant's +uniform with one epaulet and a shoulder knot. He moved with a restrained +swagger which would have been ridiculous had he not been so good-looking +and had his handsome face not worn such an expression of good-humored +complacency and gaiety. Though the performance was proceeding, he walked +deliberately down the carpeted gangway, his sword and spurs slightly +jingling and his handsome perfumed head held high. Having looked at +Natasha he approached his sister, laid his well gloved hand on the edge +of her box, nodded to her, and leaning forward asked a question, with a +motion toward Natasha. + +"Mais charmante!" said he, evidently referring to Natasha, who did not +exactly hear his words but understood them from the movement of his +lips. Then he took his place in the first row of the stalls and sat down +beside Dolokhov, nudging with his elbow in a friendly and offhand way +that Dolokhov whom others treated so fawningly. He winked at him gaily, +smiled, and rested his foot against the orchestra screen. + +"How like the brother is to the sister," remarked the count. "And how +handsome they both are!" + +Shinshin, lowering his voice, began to tell the count of some intrigue +of Kuragin's in Moscow, and Natasha tried to overhear it just because he +had said she was "charmante." + +The first act was over. In the stalls everyone began moving about, going +out and coming in. + +Boris came to the Rostovs' box, received their congratulations very +simply, and raising his eyebrows with an absent-minded smile conveyed to +Natasha and Sonya his fiancee's invitation to her wedding, and went +away. Natasha with a gay, coquettish smile talked to him, and +congratulated on his approaching wedding that same Boris with whom she +had formerly been in love. In the state of intoxication she was in, +everything seemed simple and natural. + +The scantily clad Helene smiled at everyone in the same way, and Natasha +gave Boris a similar smile. + +Helene's box was filled and surrounded from the stalls by the most +distinguished and intellectual men, who seemed to vie with one another +in their wish to let everyone see that they knew her. + +During the whole of that entr'acte Kuragin stood with Dolokhov in front +of the orchestra partition, looking at the Rostovs' box. Natasha knew he +was talking about her and this afforded her pleasure. She even turned so +that he should see her profile in what she thought was its most becoming +aspect. Before the beginning of the second act Pierre appeared in the +stalls. The Rostovs had not seen him since their arrival. His face +looked sad, and he had grown still stouter since Natasha last saw him. +He passed up to the front rows, not noticing anyone. Anatole went up to +him and began speaking to him, looking at and indicating the Rostovs' +box. On seeing Natasha Pierre grew animated and, hastily passing between +the rows, came toward their box. When he got there he leaned on his +elbows and, smiling, talked to her for a long time. While conversing +with Pierre, Natasha heard a man's voice in Countess Bezukhova's box and +something told her it was Kuragin. She turned and their eyes met. Almost +smiling, he gazed straight into her eyes with such an enraptured +caressing look that it seemed strange to be so near him, to look at him +like that, to be so sure he admired her, and not to be acquainted with +him. + +In the second act there was scenery representing tombstones, there was a +round hole in the canvas to represent the moon, shades were raised over +the footlights, and from horns and contrabass came deep notes while many +people appeared from right and left wearing black cloaks and holding +things like daggers in their hands. They began waving their arms. Then +some other people ran in and began dragging away the maiden who had been +in white and was now in light blue. They did not drag her away at once, +but sang with her for a long time and then at last dragged her off, and +behind the scenes something metallic was struck three times and everyone +knelt down and sang a prayer. All these things were repeatedly +interrupted by the enthusiastic shouts of the audience. + +During this act every time Natasha looked toward the stalls she saw +Anatole Kuragin with an arm thrown across the back of his chair, staring +at her. She was pleased to see that he was captivated by her and it did +not occur to her that there was anything wrong in it. + +When the second act was over Countess Bezukhova rose, turned to the +Rostovs' box--her whole bosom completely exposed--beckoned the old count +with a gloved finger, and paying no attention to those who had entered +her box began talking to him with an amiable smile. + +"Do make me acquainted with your charming daughters," said she. "The +whole town is singing their praises and I don't even know them!" + +Natasha rose and curtsied to the splendid countess. She was so pleased +by praise from this brilliant beauty that she blushed with pleasure. + +"I want to become a Moscovite too, now," said Helene. "How is it you're +not ashamed to bury such pearls in the country?" + +Countess Bezukhova quite deserved her reputation of being a fascinating +woman. She could say what she did not think--especially what was +flattering--quite simply and naturally. + +"Dear count, you must let me look after your daughters! Though I am not +staying here long this time--nor are you--I will try to amuse them. I +have already heard much of you in Petersburg and wanted to get to know +you," said she to Natasha with her stereotyped and lovely smile. "I had +heard about you from my page, Drubetskoy. Have you heard he is getting +married? And also from my husband's friend Bolkonski, Prince Andrew +Bolkonski," she went on with special emphasis, implying that she knew of +his relation to Natasha. To get better acquainted she asked that one of +the young ladies should come into her box for the rest of the +performance, and Natasha moved over to it. + +The scene of the third act represented a palace in which many candles +were burning and pictures of knights with short beards hung on the +walls. In the middle stood what were probably a king and a queen. The +king waved his right arm and, evidently nervous, sang something badly +and sat down on a crimson throne. The maiden who had been first in white +and then in light blue, now wore only a smock, and stood beside the +throne with her hair down. She sang something mournfully, addressing the +queen, but the king waved his arm severely, and men and women with bare +legs came in from both sides and began dancing all together. Then the +violins played very shrilly and merrily and one of the women with thick +bare legs and thin arms, separating from the others, went behind the +wings, adjusted her bodice, returned to the middle of the stage, and +began jumping and striking one foot rapidly against the other. In the +stalls everyone clapped and shouted "bravo!" Then one of the men went +into a corner of the stage. The cymbals and horns in the orchestra +struck up more loudly, and this man with bare legs jumped very high and +waved his feet about very rapidly. (He was Duport, who received sixty +thousand rubles a year for this art.) Everybody in the stalls, boxes, +and galleries began clapping and shouting with all their might, and the +man stopped and began smiling and bowing to all sides. Then other men +and women danced with bare legs. Then the king again shouted to the +sound of music, and they all began singing. But suddenly a storm came +on, chromatic scales and diminished sevenths were heard in the +orchestra, everyone ran off, again dragging one of their number away, +and the curtain dropped. Once more there was a terrible noise and +clatter among the audience, and with rapturous faces everyone began +shouting: "Duport! Duport! Duport!" Natasha no longer thought this +strange. She looked about with pleasure, smiling joyfully. + +"Isn't Duport delightful?" Helene asked her. + +"Oh, yes," replied Natasha. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +During the entr'acte a whiff of cold air came into Helene's box, the +door opened, and Anatole entered, stooping and trying not to brush +against anyone. + +"Let me introduce my brother to you," said Helene, her eyes shifting +uneasily from Natasha to Anatole. + +Natasha turned her pretty little head toward the elegant young officer +and smiled at him over her bare shoulder. Anatole, who was as handsome +at close quarters as at a distance, sat down beside her and told her he +had long wished to have this happiness--ever since the Naryshkins' ball +in fact, at which he had had the well-remembered pleasure of seeing her. +Kuragin was much more sensible and simple with women than among men. He +talked boldly and naturally, and Natasha was strangely and agreeably +struck by the fact that there was nothing formidable in this man about +whom there was so much talk, but that on the contrary his smile was most +naive, cheerful, and good-natured. + +Kuragin asked her opinion of the performance and told her how at a +previous performance Semenova had fallen down on the stage. + +"And do you know, Countess," he said, suddenly addressing her as an old, +familiar acquaintance, "we are getting up a costume tournament; you +ought to take part in it! It will be great fun. We shall all meet at the +Karagins'! Please come! No! Really, eh?" said he. + +While saying this he never removed his smiling eyes from her face, her +neck, and her bare arms. Natasha knew for certain that he was enraptured +by her. This pleased her, yet his presence made her feel constrained and +oppressed. When she was not looking at him she felt that he was looking +at her shoulders, and she involuntarily caught his eye so that he should +look into hers rather than this. But looking into his eyes she was +frightened, realizing that there was not that barrier of modesty she had +always felt between herself and other men. She did not know how it was +that within five minutes she had come to feel herself terribly near to +this man. When she turned away she feared he might seize her from behind +by her bare arm and kiss her on the neck. They spoke of most ordinary +things, yet she felt that they were closer to one another than she had +ever been to any man. Natasha kept turning to Helene and to her father, +as if asking what it all meant, but Helene was engaged in conversation +with a general and did not answer her look, and her father's eyes said +nothing but what they always said: "Having a good time? Well, I'm glad +of it!" + +During one of these moments of awkward silence when Anatole's prominent +eyes were gazing calmly and fixedly at her, Natasha, to break the +silence, asked him how he liked Moscow. She asked the question and +blushed. She felt all the time that by talking to him she was doing +something improper. Anatole smiled as though to encourage her. + +"At first I did not like it much, because what makes a town pleasant ce +sont les jolies femmes, * isn't that so? But now I like it very much +indeed," he said, looking at her significantly. "You'll come to the +costume tournament, Countess? Do come!" and putting out his hand to her +bouquet and dropping his voice, he added, "You will be the prettiest +there. Do come, dear countess, and give me this flower as a pledge!" + + +* Are the pretty women. + +Natasha did not understand what he was saying any more than he did +himself, but she felt that his incomprehensible words had an improper +intention. She did not know what to say and turned away as if she had +not heard his remark. But as soon as she had turned away she felt that +he was there, behind, so close behind her. + +"How is he now? Confused? Angry? Ought I to put it right?" she asked +herself, and she could not refrain from turning round. She looked +straight into his eyes, and his nearness, self-assurance, and the good- +natured tenderness of his smile vanquished her. She smiled just as he +was doing, gazing straight into his eyes. And again she felt with horror +that no barrier lay between him and her. + +The curtain rose again. Anatole left the box, serene and gay. Natasha +went back to her father in the other box, now quite submissive to the +world she found herself in. All that was going on before her now seemed +quite natural, but on the other hand all her previous thoughts of her +betrothed, of Princess Mary, or of life in the country did not once +recur to her mind and were as if belonging to a remote past. + +In the fourth act there was some sort of devil who sang waving his arm +about, till the boards were withdrawn from under him and he disappeared +down below. That was the only part of the fourth act that Natasha saw. +She felt agitated and tormented, and the cause of this was Kuragin whom +she could not help watching. As they were leaving the theater Anatole +came up to them, called their carriage, and helped them in. As he was +putting Natasha in he pressed her arm above the elbow. Agitated and +flushed she turned round. He was looking at her with glittering eyes, +smiling tenderly. + +Only after she had reached home was Natasha able clearly to think over +what had happened to her, and suddenly remembering Prince Andrew she was +horrified, and at tea to which all had sat down after the opera, she +gave a loud exclamation, flushed, and ran out of the room. + +"O God! I am lost!" she said to herself. "How could I let him?" She sat +for a long time hiding her flushed face in her hands trying to realize +what had happened to her, but was unable either to understand what had +happened or what she felt. Everything seemed dark, obscure, and +terrible. There in that enormous, illuminated theater where the bare- +legged Duport, in a tinsel-decorated jacket, jumped about to the music +on wet boards, and young girls and old men, and the nearly naked Helene +with her proud, calm smile, rapturously cried "bravo!"--there in the +presence of that Helene it had all seemed clear and simple; but now, +alone by herself, it was incomprehensible. "What is it? What was that +terror I felt of him? What is this gnawing of conscience I am feeling +now?" she thought. + +Only to the old countess at night in bed could Natasha have told all she +was feeling. She knew that Sonya with her severe and simple views would +either not understand it at all or would be horrified at such a +confession. So Natasha tried to solve what was torturing her by herself. + +"Am I spoiled for Andrew's love or not?" she asked herself, and with +soothing irony replied: "What a fool I am to ask that! What did happen +to me? Nothing! I have done nothing, I didn't lead him on at all. Nobody +will know and I shall never see him again," she told herself. "So it is +plain that nothing has happened and there is nothing to repent of, and +Andrew can love me still. But why 'still?' O God, why isn't he here?" +Natasha quieted herself for a moment, but again some instinct told her +that though all this was true, and though nothing had happened, yet the +former purity of her love for Prince Andrew had perished. And again in +imagination she went over her whole conversation with Kuragin, and again +saw the face, gestures, and tender smile of that bold handsome man when +he pressed her arm. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Anatole Kuragin was staying in Moscow because his father had sent him +away from Petersburg, where he had been spending twenty thousand rubles +a year in cash, besides running up debts for as much more, which his +creditors demanded from his father. + +His father announced to him that he would now pay half his debts for the +last time, but only on condition that he went to Moscow as adjutant to +the commander-in-chief--a post his father had procured for him--and +would at last try to make a good match there. He indicated to him +Princess Mary and Julie Karagina. + +Anatole consented and went to Moscow, where he put up at Pierre's house. +Pierre received him unwillingly at first, but got used to him after a +while, sometimes even accompanied him on his carousals, and gave him +money under the guise of loans. + +As Shinshin had remarked, from the time of his arrival Anatole had +turned the heads of the Moscow ladies, especially by the fact that he +slighted them and plainly preferred the gypsy girls and French +actresses--with the chief of whom, Mademoiselle George, he was said to +be on intimate relations. He had never missed a carousal at Danilov's or +other Moscow revelers', drank whole nights through, outvying everyone +else, and was at all the balls and parties of the best society. There +was talk of his intrigues with some of the ladies, and he flirted with a +few of them at the balls. But he did not run after the unmarried girls, +especially the rich heiresses who were most of them plain. There was a +special reason for this, as he had got married two years before--a fact +known only to his most intimate friends. At that time while with his +regiment in Poland, a Polish landowner of small means had forced him to +marry his daughter. Anatole had very soon abandoned his wife and, for a +payment which he agreed to send to his father-in-law, had arranged to be +free to pass himself off as a bachelor. + +Anatole was always content with his position, with himself, and with +others. He was instinctively and thoroughly convinced that it was +impossible for him to live otherwise than as he did and that he had +never in his life done anything base. He was incapable of considering +how his actions might affect others or what the consequences of this or +that action of his might be. He was convinced that, as a duck is so made +that it must live in water, so God had made him such that he must spend +thirty thousand rubles a year and always occupy a prominent position in +society. He believed this so firmly that others, looking at him, were +persuaded of it too and did not refuse him either a leading place in +society or money, which he borrowed from anyone and everyone and +evidently would not repay. + +He was not a gambler, at any rate he did not care about winning. He was +not vain. He did not mind what people thought of him. Still less could +he be accused of ambition. More than once he had vexed his father by +spoiling his own career, and he laughed at distinctions of all kinds. He +was not mean, and did not refuse anyone who asked of him. All he cared +about was gaiety and women, and as according to his ideas there was +nothing dishonorable in these tastes, and he was incapable of +considering what the gratification of his tastes entailed for others, he +honestly considered himself irreproachable, sincerely despised rogues +and bad people, and with a tranquil conscience carried his head high. + +Rakes, those male Magdalenes, have a secret feeling of innocence similar +to that which female Magdalenes have, based on the same hope of +forgiveness. "All will be forgiven her, for she loved much; and all will +be forgiven him, for he enjoyed much." + +Dolokhov, who had reappeared that year in Moscow after his exile and his +Persian adventures, and was leading a life of luxury, gambling, and +dissipation, associated with his old Petersburg comrade Kuragin and made +use of him for his own ends. + +Anatole was sincerely fond of Dolokhov for his cleverness and audacity. +Dolokhov, who needed Anatole Kuragin's name, position, and connections +as a bait to draw rich young men into his gambling set, made use of him +and amused himself at his expense without letting the other feel it. +Apart from the advantage he derived from Anatole, the very process of +dominating another's will was in itself a pleasure, a habit, and a +necessity to Dolokhov. + +Natasha had made a strong impression on Kuragin. At supper after the +opera he described to Dolokhov with the air of a connoisseur the +attractions of her arms, shoulders, feet, and hair and expressed his +intention of making love to her. Anatole had no notion and was incapable +of considering what might come of such love-making, as he never had any +notion of the outcome of any of his actions. + +"She's first-rate, my dear fellow, but not for us," replied Dolokhov. + +"I will tell my sister to ask her to dinner," said Anatole. "Eh?" + +"You'd better wait till she's married...." + +"You know, I adore little girls, they lose their heads at once," pursued +Anatole. + +"You have been caught once already by a 'little girl,'" said Dolokhov +who knew of Kuragin's marriage. "Take care!" + +"Well, that can't happen twice! Eh?" said Anatole, with a good-humored +laugh. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +The day after the opera the Rostovs went nowhere and nobody came to see +them. Marya Dmitrievna talked to the count about something which they +concealed from Natasha. Natasha guessed they were talking about the old +prince and planning something, and this disquieted and offended her. She +was expecting Prince Andrew any moment and twice that day sent a +manservant to the Vozdvizhenka to ascertain whether he had come. He had +not arrived. She suffered more now than during her first days in Moscow. +To her impatience and pining for him were now added the unpleasant +recollection of her interview with Princess Mary and the old prince, and +a fear and anxiety of which she did not understand the cause. She +continually fancied that either he would never come or that something +would happen to her before he came. She could no longer think of him by +herself calmly and continuously as she had done before. As soon as she +began to think of him, the recollection of the old prince, of Princess +Mary, of the theater, and of Kuragin mingled with her thoughts. The +question again presented itself whether she was not guilty, whether she +had not already broken faith with Prince Andrew, and again she found +herself recalling to the minutest detail every word, every gesture, and +every shade in the play of expression on the face of the man who had +been able to arouse in her such an incomprehensible and terrifying +feeling. To the family Natasha seemed livelier than usual, but she was +far less tranquil and happy than before. + +On Sunday morning Marya Dmitrievna invited her visitors to Mass at her +parish church--the Church of the Assumption built over the graves of +victims of the plague. + +"I don't like those fashionable churches," she said, evidently priding +herself on her independence of thought. "God is the same every where. We +have an excellent priest, he conducts the service decently and with +dignity, and the deacon is the same. What holiness is there in giving +concerts in the choir? I don't like it, it's just self-indulgence!" + +Marya Dmitrievna liked Sundays and knew how to keep them. Her whole +house was scrubbed and cleaned on Saturdays; neither she nor the +servants worked, and they all wore holiday dress and went to church. At +her table there were extra dishes at dinner, and the servants had vodka +and roast goose or suckling pig. But in nothing in the house was the +holiday so noticeable as in Marya Dmitrievna's broad, stern face, which +on that day wore an invariable look of solemn festivity. + +After Mass, when they had finished their coffee in the dining room where +the loose covers had been removed from the furniture, a servant +announced that the carriage was ready, and Marya Dmitrievna rose with a +stern air. She wore her holiday shawl, in which she paid calls, and +announced that she was going to see Prince Nicholas Bolkonski to have an +explanation with him about Natasha. + +After she had gone, a dressmaker from Madame Suppert-Roguet waited on +the Rostovs, and Natasha, very glad of this diversion, having shut +herself into a room adjoining the drawing room, occupied herself trying +on the new dresses. Just as she had put on a bodice without sleeves and +only tacked together, and was turning her head to see in the glass how +the back fitted, she heard in the drawing room the animated sounds of +her father's voice and another's--a woman's--that made her flush. It was +Helene. Natasha had not time to take off the bodice before the door +opened and Countess Bezukhova, dressed in a purple velvet gown with a +high collar, came into the room beaming with good-humored amiable +smiles. + +"Oh, my enchantress!" she cried to the blushing Natasha. "Charming! No, +this is really beyond anything, my dear count," said she to Count Rostov +who had followed her in. "How can you live in Moscow and go nowhere? No, +I won't let you off! Mademoiselle George will recite at my house tonight +and there'll be some people, and if you don't bring your lovely girls-- +who are prettier than Mademoiselle George--I won't know you! My husband +is away in Tver or I would send him to fetch you. You must come. You +positively must! Between eight and nine." + +She nodded to the dressmaker, whom she knew and who had curtsied +respectfully to her, and seated herself in an armchair beside the +looking glass, draping the folds of her velvet dress picturesquely. She +did not cease chattering good-naturedly and gaily, continually praising +Natasha's beauty. She looked at Natasha's dresses and praised them, as +well as a new dress of her own made of "metallic gauze," which she had +received from Paris, and advised Natasha to have one like it. + +"But anything suits you, my charmer!" she remarked. + +A smile of pleasure never left Natasha's face. She felt happy and as if +she were blossoming under the praise of this dear Countess Bezukhova who +had formerly seemed to her so unapproachable and important and was now +so kind to her. Natasha brightened up and felt almost in love with this +woman, who was so beautiful and so kind. Helene for her part was +sincerely delighted with Natasha and wished to give her a good time. +Anatole had asked her to bring him and Natasha together, and she was +calling on the Rostovs for that purpose. The idea of throwing her +brother and Natasha together amused her. + +Though at one time, in Petersburg, she had been annoyed with Natasha for +drawing Boris away, she did not think of that now, and in her own way +heartily wished Natasha well. As she was leaving the Rostovs she called +her protegee aside. + +"My brother dined with me yesterday--we nearly died of laughter--he ate +nothing and kept sighing for you, my charmer! He is madly, quite madly, +in love with you, my dear." + +Natasha blushed scarlet when she heard this. + +"How she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty!" said Helene. "You must +certainly come. If you love somebody, my charmer, that is not a reason +to shut yourself up. Even if you are engaged, I am sure your fiance +would wish you to go into society rather than be bored to death." + +"So she knows I am engaged, and she and her husband Pierre--that good +Pierre--have talked and laughed about this. So it's all right." And +again, under Helene's influence, what had seemed terrible now seemed +simple and natural. "And she is such a grande dame, so kind, and +evidently likes me so much. And why not enjoy myself?" thought Natasha, +gazing at Helene with wide-open, wondering eyes. + +Marya Dmitrievna came back to dinner taciturn and serious, having +evidently suffered a defeat at the old prince's. She was still too +agitated by the encounter to be able to talk of the affair calmly. In +answer to the count's inquiries she replied that things were all right +and that she would tell about it next day. On hearing of Countess +Bezukhova's visit and the invitation for that evening, Marya Dmitrievna +remarked: + +"I don't care to have anything to do with Bezukhova and don't advise you +to; however, if you've promised--go. It will divert your thoughts," she +added, addressing Natasha. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +Count Rostov took the girls to Countess Bezukhova's. There were a good +many people there, but nearly all strangers to Natasha. Count Rostov was +displeased to see that the company consisted almost entirely of men and +women known for the freedom of their conduct. Mademoiselle George was +standing in a corner of the drawing room surrounded by young men. There +were several Frenchmen present, among them Metivier who from the time +Helene reached Moscow had been an intimate in her house. The count +decided not to sit down to cards or let his girls out of his sight and +to get away as soon as Mademoiselle George's performance was over. + +Anatole was at the door, evidently on the lookout for the Rostovs. +Immediately after greeting the count he went up to Natasha and followed +her. As soon as she saw him she was seized by the same feeling she had +had at the opera--gratified vanity at his admiration of her and fear at +the absence of a moral barrier between them. + +Helene welcomed Natasha delightedly and was loud in admiration of her +beauty and her dress. Soon after their arrival Mademoiselle George went +out of the room to change her costume. In the drawing room people began +arranging the chairs and taking their seats. Anatole moved a chair for +Natasha and was about to sit down beside her, but the count, who never +lost sight of her, took the seat himself. Anatole sat down behind her. + +Mademoiselle George, with her bare, fat, dimpled arms, and a red shawl +draped over one shoulder, came into the space left vacant for her, and +assumed an unnatural pose. Enthusiastic whispering was audible. + +Mademoiselle George looked sternly and gloomily at the audience and +began reciting some French verses describing her guilty love for her +son. In some places she raised her voice, in others she whispered, +lifting her head triumphantly; sometimes she paused and uttered hoarse +sounds, rolling her eyes. + +"Adorable! divine! delicious!" was heard from every side. + +Natasha looked at the fat actress, but neither saw nor heard nor +understood anything of what went on before her. She only felt herself +again completely borne away into this strange senseless world--so remote +from her old world--a world in which it was impossible to know what was +good or bad, reasonable or senseless. Behind her sat Anatole, and +conscious of his proximity she experienced a frightened sense of +expectancy. + +After the first monologue the whole company rose and surrounded +Mademoiselle George, expressing their enthusiasm. + +"How beautiful she is!" Natasha remarked to her father who had also +risen and was moving through the crowd toward the actress. + +"I don't think so when I look at you!" said Anatole, following Natasha. +He said this at a moment when she alone could hear him. "You are +enchanting... from the moment I saw you I have never ceased..." + +"Come, come, Natasha!" said the count, as he turned back for his +daughter. "How beautiful she is!" Natasha without saying anything +stepped up to her father and looked at him with surprised inquiring +eyes. + +After giving several recitations, Mademoiselle George left, and Countess +Bezukhova asked her visitors into the ballroom. + +The count wished to go home, but Helene entreated him not to spoil her +improvised ball, and the Rostovs stayed on. Anatole asked Natasha for a +valse and as they danced he pressed her waist and hand and told her she +was bewitching and that he loved her. During the ecossaise, which she +also danced with him, Anatole said nothing when they happened to be by +themselves, but merely gazed at her. Natasha lifted her frightened eyes +to him, but there was such confident tenderness in his affectionate look +and smile that she could not, whilst looking at him, say what she had to +say. She lowered her eyes. + +"Don't say such things to me. I am betrothed and love another," she said +rapidly.... She glanced at him. + +Anatole was not upset or pained by what she had said. + +"Don't speak to me of that! What can I do?" said he. "I tell you I am +madly, madly, in love with you! Is it my fault that you are +enchanting?... It's our turn to begin." + +Natasha, animated and excited, looked about her with wide-open +frightened eyes and seemed merrier than usual. She understood hardly +anything that went on that evening. They danced the ecossaise and the +Grossvater. Her father asked her to come home, but she begged to remain. +Wherever she went and whomever she was speaking to, she felt his eyes +upon her. Later on she recalled how she had asked her father to let her +go to the dressing room to rearrange her dress, that Helene had followed +her and spoken laughingly of her brother's love, and that she again met +Anatole in the little sitting room. Helene had disappeared leaving them +alone, and Anatole had taken her hand and said in a tender voice: + +"I cannot come to visit you but is it possible that I shall never see +you? I love you madly. Can I never...?" and, blocking her path, he +brought his face close to hers. + +His large, glittering, masculine eyes were so close to hers that she saw +nothing but them. + +"Natalie?" he whispered inquiringly while she felt her hands being +painfully pressed. "Natalie?" + +"I don't understand. I have nothing to say," her eyes replied. + +Burning lips were pressed to hers, and at the same instant she felt +herself released, and Helene's footsteps and the rustle of her dress +were heard in the room. Natasha looked round at her, and then, red and +trembling, threw a frightened look of inquiry at Anatole and moved +toward the door. + +"One word, just one, for God's sake!" cried Anatole. + +She paused. She so wanted a word from him that would explain to her what +had happened and to which she could find no answer. + +"Natalie, just a word, only one!" he kept repeating, evidently not +knowing what to say and he repeated it till Helene came up to them. + +Helene returned with Natasha to the drawing room. The Rostovs went away +without staying for supper. + +After reaching home Natasha did not sleep all night. She was tormented +by the insoluble question whether she loved Anatole or Prince Andrew. +She loved Prince Andrew--she remembered distinctly how deeply she loved +him. But she also loved Anatole, of that there was no doubt. "Else how +could all this have happened?" thought she. "If, after that, I could +return his smile when saying good-by, if I was able to let it come to +that, it means that I loved him from the first. It means that he is +kind, noble, and splendid, and I could not help loving him. What am I to +do if I love him and the other one too?" she asked herself, unable to +find an answer to these terrible questions. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +Morning came with its cares and bustle. Everyone got up and began to +move about and talk, dressmakers came again. Marya Dmitrievna appeared, +and they were called to breakfast. Natasha kept looking uneasily at +everybody with wide-open eyes, as if wishing to intercept every glance +directed toward her, and tried to appear the same as usual. + +After breakfast, which was her best time, Marya Dmitrievna sat down in +her armchair and called Natasha and the count to her. + +"Well, friends, I have now thought the whole matter over and this is my +advice," she began. "Yesterday, as you know, I went to see Prince +Bolkonski. Well, I had a talk with him.... He took it into his head to +begin shouting, but I am not one to be shouted down. I said what I had +to say!" + +"Well, and he?" asked the count. + +"He? He's crazy... he did not want to listen. But what's the use of +talking? As it is we have worn the poor girl out," said Marya +Dmitrievna. "My advice to you is finish your business and go back home +to Otradnoe... and wait there." + +"Oh, no!" exclaimed Natasha. + +"Yes, go back," said Marya Dmitrievna, "and wait there. If your +betrothed comes here now--there will be no avoiding a quarrel; but alone +with the old man he will talk things over and then come on to you." + +Count Rostov approved of this suggestion, appreciating its +reasonableness. If the old man came round it would be all the better to +visit him in Moscow or at Bald Hills later on; and if not, the wedding, +against his wishes, could only be arranged at Otradnoe. + +"That is perfectly true. And I am sorry I went to see him and took her," +said the old count. + +"No, why be sorry? Being here, you had to pay your respects. But if he +won't--that's his affair," said Marya Dmitrievna, looking for something +in her reticule. "Besides, the trousseau is ready, so there is nothing +to wait for; and what is not ready I'll send after you. Though I don't +like letting you go, it is the best way. So go, with God's blessing!" + +Having found what she was looking for in the reticule she handed it to +Natasha. It was a letter from Princess Mary. + +"She has written to you. How she torments herself, poor thing! She's +afraid you might think that she does not like you." + +"But she doesn't like me," said Natasha. + +"Don't talk nonsense!" cried Marya Dmitrievna. + +"I shan't believe anyone, I know she doesn't like me," replied Natasha +boldly as she took the letter, and her face expressed a cold and angry +resolution that caused Marya Dmitrievna to look at her more intently and +to frown. + +"Don't answer like that, my good girl!" she said. "What I say is true! +Write an answer!" Natasha did not reply and went to her own room to read +Princess Mary's letter. + +Princess Mary wrote that she was in despair at the misunderstanding that +had occurred between them. Whatever her father's feelings might be, she +begged Natasha to believe that she could not help loving her as the one +chosen by her brother, for whose happiness she was ready to sacrifice +everything. + +"Do not think, however," she wrote, "that my father is ill-disposed +toward you. He is an invalid and an old man who must be forgiven; but he +is good and magnanimous and will love her who makes his son happy." +Princess Mary went on to ask Natasha to fix a time when she could see +her again. + +After reading the letter Natasha sat down at the writing table to answer +it. "Dear Princess," she wrote in French quickly and mechanically, and +then paused. What more could she write after all that had happened the +evening before? "Yes, yes! All that has happened, and now all is +changed," she thought as she sat with the letter she had begun before +her. "Must I break off with him? Must I really? That's awful..." and to +escape from these dreadful thoughts she went to Sonya and began sorting +patterns with her. + +After dinner Natasha went to her room and again took up Princess Mary's +letter. "Can it be that it is all over?" she thought. "Can it be that +all this has happened so quickly and has destroyed all that went +before?" She recalled her love for Prince Andrew in all its former +strength, and at the same time felt that she loved Kuragin. She vividly +pictured herself as Prince Andrew's wife, and the scenes of happiness +with him she had so often repeated in her imagination, and at the same +time, aglow with excitement, recalled every detail of yesterday's +interview with Anatole. + +"Why could that not be as well?" she sometimes asked herself in complete +bewilderment. "Only so could I be completely happy; but now I have to +choose, and I can't be happy without either of them. Only," she thought, +"to tell Prince Andrew what has happened or to hide it from him are both +equally impossible. But with that one nothing is spoiled. But am I +really to abandon forever the joy of Prince Andrew's love, in which I +have lived so long?" + +"Please, Miss!" whispered a maid entering the room with a mysterious +air. "A man told me to give you this-" and she handed Natasha a letter. + +"Only, for Christ's sake..." the girl went on, as Natasha, without +thinking, mechanically broke the seal and read a love letter from +Anatole, of which, without taking in a word, she understood only that it +was a letter from him--from the man she loved. Yes, she loved him, or +else how could that have happened which had happened? And how could she +have a love letter from him in her hand? + +With trembling hands Natasha held that passionate love letter which +Dolokhov had composed for Anatole, and as she read it she found in it an +echo of all that she herself imagined she was feeling. + +"Since yesterday evening my fate has been sealed; to be loved by you or +to die. There is no other way for me," the letter began. Then he went on +to say that he knew her parents would not give her to him--for this +there were secret reasons he could reveal only to her--but that if she +loved him she need only say the word yes, and no human power could +hinder their bliss. Love would conquer all. He would steal her away and +carry her off to the ends of the earth. + +"Yes, yes! I love him!" thought Natasha, reading the letter for the +twentieth time and finding some peculiarly deep meaning in each word of +it. + +That evening Marya Dmitrievna was going to the Akharovs' and proposed to +take the girls with her. Natasha, pleading a headache, remained at home. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +On returning late in the evening Sonya went to Natasha's room, and to +her surprise found her still dressed and asleep on the sofa. Open on the +table, beside her lay Anatole's letter. Sonya picked it up and read it. + +As she read she glanced at the sleeping Natasha, trying to find in her +face an explanation of what she was reading, but did not find it. Her +face was calm, gentle, and happy. Clutching her breast to keep herself +from choking, Sonya, pale and trembling with fear and agitation, sat +down in an armchair and burst into tears. + +"How was it I noticed nothing? How could it go so far? Can she have left +off loving Prince Andrew? And how could she let Kuragin go to such +lengths? He is a deceiver and a villain, that's plain! What will +Nicholas, dear noble Nicholas, do when he hears of it? So this is the +meaning of her excited, resolute, unnatural look the day before +yesterday, yesterday, and today," thought Sonya. "But it can't be that +she loves him! She probably opened the letter without knowing who it was +from. Probably she is offended by it. She could not do such a thing!" + +Sonya wiped away her tears and went up to Natasha, again scanning her +face. + +"Natasha!" she said, just audibly. + +Natasha awoke and saw Sonya. + +"Ah, you're back?" + +And with the decision and tenderness that often come at the moment of +awakening, she embraced her friend, but noticing Sonya's look of +embarrassment, her own face expressed confusion and suspicion. + +"Sonya, you've read that letter?" she demanded. + +"Yes," answered Sonya softly. + +Natasha smiled rapturously. + +"No, Sonya, I can't any longer!" she said. "I can't hide it from you any +longer. You know, we love one another! Sonya, darling, he writes... +Sonya..." + +Sonya stared open-eyed at Natasha, unable to believe her ears. + +"And Bolkonski?" she asked. + +"Ah, Sonya, if you only knew how happy I am!" cried Natasha. "You don't +know what love is...." + +"But, Natasha, can that be all over?" + +Natasha looked at Sonya with wide-open eyes as if she could not grasp +the question. + +"Well, then, are you refusing Prince Andrew?" said Sonya. + +"Oh, you don't understand anything! Don't talk nonsense, just listen!" +said Natasha, with momentary vexation. + +"But I can't believe it," insisted Sonya. "I don't understand. How is it +you have loved a man for a whole year and suddenly... Why, you have only +seen him three times! Natasha, I don't believe you, you're joking! In +three days to forget everything and so..." + +"Three days?" said Natasha. "It seems to me I've loved him a hundred +years. It seems to me that I have never loved anyone before. You can't +understand it.... Sonya, wait a bit, sit here," and Natasha embraced and +kissed her. + +"I had heard that it happens like this, and you must have heard it too, +but it's only now that I feel such love. It's not the same as before. As +soon as I saw him I felt he was my master and I his slave, and that I +could not help loving him. Yes, his slave! Whatever he orders I shall +do. You don't understand that. What can I do? What can I do, Sonya?" +cried Natasha with a happy yet frightened expression. + +"But think what you are doing," cried Sonya. "I can't leave it like +this. This secret correspondence... How could you let him go so far?" +she went on, with a horror and disgust she could hardly conceal. + +"I told you that I have no will," Natasha replied. "Why can't you +understand? I love him!" + +"Then I won't let it come to that... I shall tell!" cried Sonya, +bursting into tears. + +"What do you mean? For God's sake... If you tell, you are my enemy!" +declared Natasha. "You want me to be miserable, you want us to be +separated...." + +When she saw Natasha's fright, Sonya shed tears of shame and pity for +her friend. + +"But what has happened between you?" she asked. "What has he said to +you? Why doesn't he come to the house?" + +Natasha did not answer her questions. + +"For God's sake, Sonya, don't tell anyone, don't torture me," Natasha +entreated. "Remember no one ought to interfere in such matters! I have +confided in you...." + +"But why this secrecy? Why doesn't he come to the house?" asked Sonya. +"Why doesn't he openly ask for your hand? You know Prince Andrew gave +you complete freedom--if it is really so; but I don't believe it! +Natasha, have you considered what these secret reasons can be?" + +Natasha looked at Sonya with astonishment. Evidently this question +presented itself to her mind for the first time and she did not know how +to answer it. + +"I don't know what the reasons are. But there must be reasons!" + +Sonya sighed and shook her head incredulously. + +"If there were reasons..." she began. + +But Natasha, guessing her doubts, interrupted her in alarm. + +"Sonya, one can't doubt him! One can't, one can't! Don't you +understand?" she cried. + +"Does he love you?" + +"Does he love me?" Natasha repeated with a smile of pity at her friend's +lack of comprehension. "Why, you have read his letter and you have seen +him." + +"But if he is dishonorable?" + +"He! dishonorable? If you only knew!" exclaimed Natasha. + +"If he is an honorable man he should either declare his intentions or +cease seeing you; and if you won't do this, I will. I will write to him, +and I will tell Papa!" said Sonya resolutely. + +"But I can't live without him!" cried Natasha. + +"Natasha, I don't understand you. And what are you saying! Think of your +father and of Nicholas." + +"I don't want anyone, I don't love anyone but him. How dare you say he +is dishonorable? Don't you know that I love him?" screamed Natasha. "Go +away, Sonya! I don't want to quarrel with you, but go, for God's sake +go! You see how I am suffering!" Natasha cried angrily, in a voice of +despair and repressed irritation. Sonya burst into sobs and ran from the +room. + +Natasha went to the table and without a moment's reflection wrote that +answer to Princess Mary which she had been unable to write all the +morning. In this letter she said briefly that all their +misunderstandings were at an end; that availing herself of the +magnanimity of Prince Andrew who when he went abroad had given her her +freedom, she begged Princess Mary to forget everything and forgive her +if she had been to blame toward her, but that she could not be his wife. +At that moment this all seemed quite easy, simple, and clear to Natasha. + +On Friday the Rostovs were to return to the country, but on Wednesday +the count went with the prospective purchaser to his estate near Moscow. + +On the day the count left, Sonya and Natasha were invited to a big +dinner party at the Karagins', and Marya Dmitrievna took them there. At +that party Natasha again met Anatole, and Sonya noticed that she spoke +to him, trying not to be overheard, and that all through dinner she was +more agitated than ever. When they got home Natasha was the first to +begin the explanation Sonya expected. + +"There, Sonya, you were talking all sorts of nonsense about him," +Natasha began in a mild voice such as children use when they wish to be +praised. "We have had an explanation today." + +"Well, what happened? What did he say? Natasha, how glad I am you're not +angry with me! Tell me everything--the whole truth. What did he say?" + +Natasha became thoughtful. + +"Oh, Sonya, if you knew him as I do! He said... He asked me what I had +promised Bolkonski. He was glad I was free to refuse him." + +Sonya sighed sorrowfully. + +"But you haven't refused Bolkonski?" said she. + +"Perhaps I have. Perhaps all is over between me and Bolkonski. Why do +you think so badly of me?" + +"I don't think anything, only I don't understand this..." + +"Wait a bit, Sonya, you'll understand everything. You'll see what a man +he is! Now don't think badly of me or of him. I don't think badly of +anyone: I love and pity everybody. But what am I to do?" + +Sonya did not succumb to the tender tone Natasha used toward her. The +more emotional and ingratiating the expression of Natasha's face became, +the more serious and stern grew Sonya's. + +"Natasha," said she, "you asked me not to speak to you, and I haven't +spoken, but now you yourself have begun. I don't trust him, Natasha. Why +this secrecy?" + +"Again, again!" interrupted Natasha. + +"Natasha, I am afraid for you!" + +"Afraid of what?" + +"I am afraid you're going to your ruin," said Sonya resolutely, and was +herself horrified at what she had said. + +Anger again showed in Natasha's face. + +"And I'll go to my ruin, I will, as soon as possible! It's not your +business! It won't be you, but I, who'll suffer. Leave me alone, leave +me alone! I hate you!" + +"Natasha!" moaned Sonya, aghast. + +"I hate you, I hate you! You're my enemy forever!" And Natasha ran out +of the room. + +Natasha did not speak to Sonya again and avoided her. With the same +expression of agitated surprise and guilt she went about the house, +taking up now one occupation, now another, and at once abandoning them. + +Hard as it was for Sonya, she watched her friend and did not let her out +of her sight. + +The day before the count was to return, Sonya noticed that Natasha sat +by the drawing-room window all the morning as if expecting something and +that she made a sign to an officer who drove past, whom Sonya took to be +Anatole. + +Sonya began watching her friend still more attentively and noticed that +at dinner and all that evening Natasha was in a strange and unnatural +state. She answered questions at random, began sentences she did not +finish, and laughed at everything. + +After tea Sonya noticed a housemaid at Natasha's door timidly waiting to +let her pass. She let the girl go in, and then listening at the door +learned that another letter had been delivered. + +Then suddenly it became clear to Sonya that Natasha had some dreadful +plan for that evening. Sonya knocked at her door. Natasha did not let +her in. + +"She will run away with him!" thought Sonya. "She is capable of +anything. There was something particularly pathetic and resolute in her +face today. She cried as she said good-by to Uncle," Sonya remembered. +"Yes, that's it, she means to elope with him, but what am I to do?" +thought she, recalling all the signs that clearly indicated that Natasha +had some terrible intention. "The count is away. What am I to do? Write +to Kuragin demanding an explanation? But what is there to oblige him to +reply? Write to Pierre, as Prince Andrew asked me to in case of some +misfortune?... But perhaps she really has already refused Bolkonski--she +sent a letter to Princess Mary yesterday. And Uncle is away...." To tell +Marya Dmitrievna who had such faith in Natasha seemed to Sonya terrible. +"Well, anyway," thought Sonya as she stood in the dark passage, "now or +never I must prove that I remember the family's goodness to me and that +I love Nicholas. Yes! If I don't sleep for three nights I'll not leave +this passage and will hold her back by force and will and not let the +family be disgraced," thought she. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Anatole had lately moved to Dolokhov's. The plan for Natalie Rostova's +abduction had been arranged and the preparations made by Dolokhov a few +days before, and on the day that Sonya, after listening at Natasha's +door, resolved to safeguard her, it was to have been put into execution. +Natasha had promised to come out to Kuragin at the back porch at ten +that evening. Kuragin was to put her into a troyka he would have ready +and to drive her forty miles to the village of Kamenka, where an +unfrocked priest was in readiness to perform a marriage ceremony over +them. At Kamenka a relay of horses was to wait which would take them to +the Warsaw highroad, and from there they would hasten abroad with post +horses. + +Anatole had a passport, an order for post horses, ten thousand rubles he +had taken from his sister and another ten thousand borrowed with +Dolokhov's help. + +Two witnesses for the mock marriage--Khvostikov, a retired petty +official whom Dolokhov made use of in his gambling transactions, and +Makarin, a retired hussar, a kindly, weak fellow who had an unbounded +affection for Kuragin--were sitting at tea in Dolokhov's front room. + +In his large study, the walls of which were hung to the ceiling with +Persian rugs, bearskins, and weapons, sat Dolokhov in a traveling cloak +and high boots, at an open desk on which lay abacus and some bundles of +paper money. Anatole, with uniform unbuttoned, walked to and fro from +the room where the witnesses were sitting, through the study to the room +behind, where his French valet and others were packing the last of his +things. Dolokhov was counting the money and noting something down. + +"Well," he said, "Khvostikov must have two thousand." + +"Give it to him, then," said Anatole. + +"Makarka" (their name for Makarin) "will go through fire and water for +you for nothing. So here are our accounts all settled," said Dolokhov, +showing him the memorandum. "Is that right?" + +"Yes, of course," returned Anatole, evidently not listening to Dolokhov +and looking straight before him with a smile that did not leave his +face. + +Dolokhov banged down the lid of his desk and turned to Anatole with an +ironic smile: + +"Do you know? You'd really better drop it all. There's still time!" + +"Fool," retorted Anatole. "Don't talk nonsense! If you only knew... it's +the devil knows what!" + +"No, really, give it up!" said Dolokhov. "I am speaking seriously. It's +no joke, this plot you've hatched." + +"What, teasing again? Go to the devil! Eh?" said Anatole, making a +grimace. "Really it's no time for your stupid jokes," and he left the +room. + +Dolokhov smiled contemptuously and condescendingly when Anatole had gone +out. + +"You wait a bit," he called after him. "I'm not joking, I'm talking +sense. Come here, come here!" + +Anatole returned and looked at Dolokhov, trying to give him his +attention and evidently submitting to him involuntarily. + +"Now listen to me. I'm telling you this for the last time. Why should I +joke about it? Did I hinder you? Who arranged everything for you? Who +found the priest and got the passport? Who raised the money? I did it +all." + +"Well, thank you for it. Do you think I am not grateful?" And Anatole +sighed and embraced Dolokhov. + +"I helped you, but all the same I must tell you the truth; it is a +dangerous business, and if you think about it--a stupid business. Well, +you'll carry her off--all right! Will they let it stop at that? It will +come out that you're already married. Why, they'll have you in the +criminal court...." + +"Oh, nonsense, nonsense!" Anatole ejaculated and again made a grimace. +"Didn't I explain to you? What?" And Anatole, with the partiality dull- +witted people have for any conclusion they have reached by their own +reasoning, repeated the argument he had already put to Dolokhov a +hundred times. "Didn't I explain to you that I have come to this +conclusion: if this marriage is invalid," he went on, crooking one +finger, "then I have nothing to answer for; but if it is valid, no +matter! Abroad no one will know anything about it. Isn't that so? And +don't talk to me, don't, don't." + +"Seriously, you'd better drop it! You'll only get yourself into a mess!" + +"Go to the devil!" cried Anatole and, clutching his hair, left the room, +but returned at once and dropped into an armchair in front of Dolokhov +with his feet turned under him. "It's the very devil! What? Feel how it +beats!" He took Dolokhov's hand and put it on his heart. "What a foot, +my dear fellow! What a glance! A goddess!" he added in French. "What?" + +Dolokhov with a cold smile and a gleam in his handsome insolent eyes +looked at him--evidently wishing to get some more amusement out of him. + +"Well and when the money's gone, what then?" + +"What then? Eh?" repeated Anatole, sincerely perplexed by a thought of +the future. "What then?... Then, I don't know.... But why talk +nonsense!" He glanced at his watch. "It's time!" + +Anatole went into the back room. + +"Now then! Nearly ready? You're dawdling!" he shouted to the servants. + +Dolokhov put away the money, called a footman whom he ordered to bring +something for them to eat and drink before the journey, and went into +the room where Khvostikov and Makarin were sitting. + +Anatole lay on the sofa in the study leaning on his elbow and smiling +pensively, while his handsome lips muttered tenderly to himself. + +"Come and eat something. Have a drink!" Dolokhov shouted to him from the +other room. + +"I don't want to," answered Anatole continuing to smile. + +"Come! Balaga is here." + +Anatole rose and went into the dining room. Balaga was a famous troyka +driver who had known Dolokhov and Anatole some six years and had given +them good service with his troykas. More than once when Anatole's +regiment was stationed at Tver he had taken him from Tver in the +evening, brought him to Moscow by daybreak, and driven him back again +the next night. More than once he had enabled Dolokhov to escape when +pursued. More than once he had driven them through the town with gypsies +and "ladykins" as he called the cocottes. More than once in their +service he had run over pedestrians and upset vehicles in the streets of +Moscow and had always been protected from the consequences by "my +gentlemen" as he called them. He had ruined more than one horse in their +service. More than once they had beaten him, and more than once they had +made him drunk on champagne and Madeira, which he loved; and he knew +more than one thing about each of them which would long ago have sent an +ordinary man to Siberia. They often called Balaga into their orgies and +made him drink and dance at the gypsies', and more than one thousand +rubles of their money had passed through his hands. In their service he +risked his skin and his life twenty times a year, and in their service +had lost more horses than the money he had from them would buy. But he +liked them; liked that mad driving at twelve miles an hour, liked +upsetting a driver or running down a pedestrian, and flying at full +gallop through the Moscow streets. He liked to hear those wild, tipsy +shouts behind him: "Get on! Get on!" when it was impossible to go any +faster. He liked giving a painful lash on the neck to some peasant who, +more dead than alive, was already hurrying out of his way. "Real +gentlemen!" he considered them. + +Anatole and Dolokhov liked Balaga too for his masterly driving and +because he liked the things they liked. With others Balaga bargained, +charging twenty-five rubles for a two hours' drive, and rarely drove +himself, generally letting his young men do so. But with "his gentlemen" +he always drove himself and never demanded anything for his work. Only a +couple of times a year--when he knew from their valets that they had +money in hand--he would turn up of a morning quite sober and with a deep +bow would ask them to help him. The gentlemen always made him sit down. + +"Do help me out, Theodore Ivanych, sir," or "your excellency," he would +say. "I am quite out of horses. Let me have what you can to go to the +fair." + +And Anatole and Dolokhov, when they had money, would give him a thousand +or a couple of thousand rubles. + +Balaga was a fair-haired, short, and snub-nosed peasant of about twenty- +seven; red-faced, with a particularly red thick neck, glittering little +eyes, and a small beard. He wore a fine, dark-blue, silk-lined cloth +coat over a sheepskin. + +On entering the room now he crossed himself, turning toward the front +corner of the room, and went up to Dolokhov, holding out a small, black +hand. + +"Theodore Ivanych!" he said, bowing. + +"How d'you do, friend? Well, here he is!" + +"Good day, your excellency!" he said, again holding out his hand to +Anatole who had just come in. + +"I say, Balaga," said Anatole, putting his hands on the man's shoulders, +"do you care for me or not? Eh? Now, do me a service.... What horses +have you come with? Eh?" + +"As your messenger ordered, your special beasts," replied Balaga. + +"Well, listen, Balaga! Drive all three to death but get me there in +three hours. Eh?" + +"When they are dead, what shall I drive?" said Balaga with a wink. + +"Mind, I'll smash your face in! Don't make jokes!" cried Anatole, +suddenly rolling his eyes. + +"Why joke?" said the driver, laughing. "As if I'd grudge my gentlemen +anything! As fast as ever the horses can gallop, so fast we'll go!" + +"Ah!" said Anatole. "Well, sit down." + +"Yes, sit down!" said Dolokhov. + +"I'll stand, Theodore Ivanych." + +"Sit down; nonsense! Have a drink!" said Anatole, and filled a large +glass of Madeira for him. + +The driver's eyes sparkled at the sight of the wine. After refusing it +for manners' sake, he drank it and wiped his mouth with a red silk +handkerchief he took out of his cap. + +"And when are we to start, your excellency?" + +"Well..." Anatole looked at his watch. "We'll start at once. Mind, +Balaga! You'll get there in time? Eh?" + +"That depends on our luck in starting, else why shouldn't we be there in +time?" replied Balaga. "Didn't we get you to Tver in seven hours? I +think you remember that, your excellency?" + +"Do you know, one Christmas I drove from Tver," said Anatole, smilingly +at the recollection and turning to Makarin who gazed rapturously at him +with wide-open eyes. "Will you believe it, Makarka, it took one's breath +away, the rate we flew. We came across a train of loaded sleighs and +drove right over two of them. Eh?" + +"Those were horses!" Balaga continued the tale. "That time I'd harnessed +two young side horses with the bay in the shafts," he went on, turning +to Dolokhov. "Will you believe it, Theodore Ivanych, those animals flew +forty miles? I couldn't hold them in, my hands grew numb in the sharp +frost so that I threw down the reins--'Catch hold yourself, your +excellency!' says I, and I just tumbled on the bottom of the sleigh and +sprawled there. It wasn't a case of urging them on, there was no holding +them in till we reached the place. The devils took us there in three +hours! Only the near one died of it." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Anatole went out of the room and returned a few minutes later wearing a +fur coat girt with a silver belt, and a sable cap jauntily set on one +side and very becoming to his handsome face. Having looked in a mirror, +and standing before Dolokhov in the same pose he had assumed before it, +he lifted a glass of wine. + +"Well, good-by, Theodore. Thank you for everything and farewell!" said +Anatole. "Well, comrades and friends..." he considered for a moment +"...of my youth, farewell!" he said, turning to Makarin and the others. + +Though they were all going with him, Anatole evidently wished to make +something touching and solemn out of this address to his comrades. He +spoke slowly in a loud voice and throwing out his chest slightly swayed +one leg. + +"All take glasses; you too, Balaga. Well, comrades and friends of my +youth, we've had our fling and lived and reveled. Eh? And now, when +shall we meet again? I am going abroad. We have had a good time--now +farewell, lads! To our health! Hurrah!..." he cried, and emptying his +glass flung it on the floor. + +"To your health!" said Balaga who also emptied his glass, and wiped his +mouth with his handkerchief. + +Makarin embraced Anatole with tears in his eyes. + +"Ah, Prince, how sorry I am to part from you! + +"Let's go. Let's go!" cried Anatole. + +Balaga was about to leave the room. + +"No, stop!" said Anatole. "Shut the door; we have first to sit down. +That's the way." + +They shut the door and all sat down. + +"Now, quick march, lads!" said Anatole, rising. + +Joseph, his valet, handed him his sabretache and saber, and they all +went out into the vestibule. + +"And where's the fur cloak?" asked Dolokhov. "Hey, Ignatka! Go to +Matrena Matrevna and ask her for the sable cloak. I have heard what +elopements are like," continued Dolokhov with a wink. "Why, she'll rush +out more dead than alive just in the things she is wearing; if you delay +at all there'll be tears and 'Papa' and 'Mamma,' and she's frozen in a +minute and must go back--but you wrap the fur cloak round her first +thing and carry her to the sleigh." + +The valet brought a woman's fox-lined cloak. + +"Fool, I told you the sable one! Hey, Matrena, the sable!" he shouted so +that his voice rang far through the rooms. + +A handsome, slim, and pale-faced gypsy girl with glittering black eyes +and curly blue-black hair, wearing a red shawl, ran out with a sable +mantle on her arm. + +"Here, I don't grudge it--take it!" she said, evidently afraid of her +master and yet regretful of her cloak. + +Dolokhov, without answering, took the cloak, threw it over Matrena, and +wrapped her up in it. + +"That's the way," said Dolokhov, "and then so!" and he turned the collar +up round her head, leaving only a little of the face uncovered. "And +then so, do you see?" and he pushed Anatole's head forward to meet the +gap left by the collar, through which Matrena's brilliant smile was +seen. + +"Well, good-by, Matrena," said Anatole, kissing her. "Ah, my revels here +are over. Remember me to Steshka. There, good-by! Good-bye, Matrena, +wish me luck!" + +"Well, Prince, may God give you great luck!" said Matrena in her gypsy +accent. + +Two troykas were standing before the porch and two young drivers were +holding the horses. Balaga took his seat in the front one and holding +his elbows high arranged the reins deliberately. Anatole and Dolokhov +got in with him. Makarin, Khvostikov, and a valet seated themselves in +the other sleigh. + +"Well, are you ready?" asked Balaga. + +"Go!" he cried, twisting the reins round his hands, and the troyka tore +down the Nikitski Boulevard. + +"Tproo! Get out of the way! Hi!... Tproo!..." The shouting of Balaga and +of the sturdy young fellow seated on the box was all that could be +heard. On the Arbat Square the troyka caught against a carriage; +something cracked, shouts were heard, and the troyka flew along the +Arbat Street. + +After taking a turn along the Podnovinski Boulevard, Balaga began to +rein in, and turning back drew up at the crossing of the old Konyusheny +Street. + +The young fellow on the box jumped down to hold the horses and Anatole +and Dolokhov went along the pavement. When they reached the gate +Dolokhov whistled. The whistle was answered, and a maidservant ran out. + +"Come into the courtyard or you'll be seen; she'll come out directly," +said she. + +Dolokhov stayed by the gate. Anatole followed the maid into the +courtyard, turned the corner, and ran up into the porch. + +He was met by Gabriel, Marya Dmitrievna's gigantic footman. + +"Come to the mistress, please," said the footman in his deep bass, +intercepting any retreat. + +"To what Mistress? Who are you?" asked Anatole in a breathless whisper. + +"Kindly step in, my orders are to bring you in." + +"Kuragin! Come back!" shouted Dolokhov. "Betrayed! Back!" + +Dolokhov, after Anatole entered, had remained at the wicket gate and was +struggling with the yard porter who was trying to lock it. With a last +desperate effort Dolokhov pushed the porter aside, and when Anatole ran +back seized him by the arm, pulled him through the wicket, and ran back +with him to the troyka. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +Marya Dmitrievna, having found Sonya weeping in the corridor, made her +confess everything, and intercepting the note to Natasha she read it and +went into Natasha's room with it in her hand. + +"You shameless good-for-nothing!" said she. "I won't hear a word." + +Pushing back Natasha who looked at her with astonished but tearless +eyes, she locked her in; and having given orders to the yard porter to +admit the persons who would be coming that evening, but not to let them +out again, and having told the footman to bring them up to her, she +seated herself in the drawing room to await the abductors. + +When Gabriel came to inform her that the men who had come had run away +again, she rose frowning, and clasping her hands behind her paced +through the rooms a long time considering what she should do. Toward +midnight she went to Natasha's room fingering the key in her pocket. +Sonya was sitting sobbing in the corridor. "Marya Dmitrievna, for God's +sake let me in to her!" she pleaded, but Marya Dmitrievna unlocked the +door and went in without giving her an answer.... "Disgusting, +abominable... In my house... horrid girl, hussy! I'm only sorry for her +father!" thought she, trying to restrain her wrath. "Hard as it may be, +I'll tell them all to hold their tongues and will hide it from the +count." She entered the room with resolute steps. Natasha lying on the +sofa, her head hidden in her hands, and she did not stir. She was in +just the same position in which Marya Dmitrievna had left her. + +"A nice girl! Very nice!" said Marya Dmitrievna. "Arranging meetings +with lovers in my house! It's no use pretending: you listen when I speak +to you!" And Marya Dmitrievna touched her arm. "Listen when I speak! +You've disgraced yourself like the lowest of hussies. I'd treat you +differently, but I'm sorry for your father, so I will conceal it." + +Natasha did not change her position, but her whole body heaved with +noiseless, convulsive sobs which choked her. Marya Dmitrievna glanced +round at Sonya and seated herself on the sofa beside Natasha. + +"It's lucky for him that he escaped me; but I'll find him!" she said in +her rough voice. "Do you hear what I am saying or not?" she added. + +She put her large hand under Natasha's face and turned it toward her. +Both Marya Dmitrievna and Sonya were amazed when they saw how Natasha +looked. Her eyes were dry and glistening, her lips compressed, her +cheeks sunken. + +"Let me be!... What is it to me?... I shall die!" she muttered, +wrenching herself from Marya Dmitrievna's hands with a vicious effort +and sinking down again into her former position. + +"Natalie!" said Marya Dmitrievna. "I wish for your good. Lie still, stay +like that then, I won't touch you. But listen. I won't tell you how +guilty you are. You know that yourself. But when your father comes back +tomorrow what am I to tell him? Eh?" + +Again Natasha's body shook with sobs. + +"Suppose he finds out, and your brother, and your betrothed?" + +"I have no betrothed: I have refused him!" cried Natasha. + +"That's all the same," continued Marya Dmitrievna. "If they hear of +this, will they let it pass? He, your father, I know him... if he +challenges him to a duel will that be all right? Eh?" + +"Oh, let me be! Why have you interfered at all? Why? Why? Who asked you +to?" shouted Natasha, raising herself on the sofa and looking +malignantly at Marya Dmitrievna. + +"But what did you want?" cried Marya Dmitrievna, growing angry again. +"Were you kept under lock and key? Who hindered his coming to the house? +Why carry you off as if you were some gypsy singing girl?... Well, if he +had carried you off... do you think they wouldn't have found him? Your +father, or brother, or your betrothed? And he's a scoundrel, a wretch-- +that's a fact!" + +"He is better than any of you!" exclaimed Natasha getting up. "If you +hadn't interfered... Oh, my God! What is it all? What is it? Sonya, +why?... Go away!" + +And she burst into sobs with the despairing vehemence with which people +bewail disasters they feel they have themselves occasioned. Marya +Dmitrievna was to speak again but Natasha cried out: + +"Go away! Go away! You all hate and despise me!" and she threw herself +back on the sofa. + +Marya Dmitrievna went on admonishing her for some time, enjoining on her +that it must all be kept from her father and assuring her that nobody +would know anything about it if only Natasha herself would undertake to +forget it all and not let anyone see that something had happened. +Natasha did not reply, nor did she sob any longer, but she grew cold and +had a shivering fit. Marya Dmitrievna put a pillow under her head, +covered her with two quilts, and herself brought her some lime-flower +water, but Natasha did not respond to her. + +"Well, let her sleep," said Marya Dmitrievna as she went out of the room +supposing Natasha to be asleep. + +But Natasha was not asleep; with pale face and fixed wide-open eyes she +looked straight before her. All that night she did not sleep or weep and +did not speak to Sonya who got up and went to her several times. + +Next day Count Rostov returned from his estate near Moscow in time for +lunch as he had promised. He was in very good spirits; the affair with +the purchaser was going on satisfactorily, and there was nothing to keep +him any longer in Moscow, away from the countess whom he missed. Marya +Dmitrievna met him and told him that Natasha had been very unwell the +day before and that they had sent for the doctor, but that she was +better now. Natasha had not left her room that morning. With compressed +and parched lips and dry fixed eyes, she sat at the window, uneasily +watching the people who drove past and hurriedly glancing round at +anyone who entered the room. She was evidently expecting news of him and +that he would come or would write to her. + +When the count came to see her she turned anxiously round at the sound +of a man's footstep, and then her face resumed its cold and malevolent +expression. She did not even get up to greet him. "What is the matter +with you, my angel? Are you ill?" asked the count. + +After a moment's silence Natasha answered: "Yes, ill." + +In reply to the count's anxious inquiries as to why she was so dejected +and whether anything had happened to her betrothed, she assured him that +nothing had happened and asked him not to worry. Marya Dmitrievna +confirmed Natasha's assurances that nothing had happened. From the +pretense of illness, from his daughter's distress, and by the +embarrassed faces of Sonya and Marya Dmitrievna, the count saw clearly +that something had gone wrong during his absence, but it was so terrible +for him to think that anything disgraceful had happened to his beloved +daughter, and he so prized his own cheerful tranquillity, that he +avoided inquiries and tried to assure himself that nothing particularly +had happened; and he was only dissatisfied that her indisposition +delayed their return to the country. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +From the day his wife arrived in Moscow Pierre had been intending to go +away somewhere, so as not to be near her. Soon after the Rostovs came to +Moscow the effect Natasha had on him made him hasten to carry out his +intention. He went to Tver to see Joseph Alexeevich's widow, who had +long since promised to hand over to him some papers of her deceased +husband's. + +When he returned to Moscow Pierre was handed a letter from Marya +Dmitrievna asking him to come and see her on a matter of great +importance relating to Andrew Bolkonski and his betrothed. Pierre had +been avoiding Natasha because it seemed to him that his feeling for her +was stronger than a married man's should be for his friend's fiancee. +Yet some fate constantly threw them together. + +"What can have happened? And what can they want with me?" thought he as +he dressed to go to Marya Dmitrievna's. "If only Prince Andrew would +hurry up and come and marry her!" thought he on his way to the house. + +On the Tverskoy Boulevard a familiar voice called to him. + +"Pierre! Been back long?" someone shouted. Pierre raised his head. In a +sleigh drawn by two gray trotting-horses that were bespattering the +dashboard with snow, Anatole and his constant companion Makarin dashed +past. Anatole was sitting upright in the classic pose of military +dandies, the lower part of his face hidden by his beaver collar and his +head slightly bent. His face was fresh and rosy, his white-plumed hat, +tilted to one side, disclosed his curled and pomaded hair besprinkled +with powdery snow. + +"Yes, indeed, that's a true sage," thought Pierre. "He sees nothing +beyond the pleasure of the moment, nothing troubles him and so he is +always cheerful, satisfied, and serene. What wouldn't I give to be like +him!" he thought enviously. + +In Marya Dmitrievna's anteroom the footman who helped him off with his +fur coat said that the mistress asked him to come to her bedroom. + +When he opened the ballroom door Pierre saw Natasha sitting at the +window, with a thin, pale, and spiteful face. She glanced round at him, +frowned, and left the room with an expression of cold dignity. + +"What has happened?" asked Pierre, entering Marya Dmitrievna's room. + +"Fine doings!" answered Dmitrievna. "For fifty-eight years have I lived +in this world and never known anything so disgraceful!" + +And having put him on his honor not to repeat anything she told him, +Marya Dmitrievna informed him that Natasha had refused Prince Andrew +without her parents' knowledge and that the cause of this was Anatole +Kuragin into whose society Pierre's wife had thrown her and with whom +Natasha had tried to elope during her father's absence, in order to be +married secretly. + +Pierre raised his shoulders and listened open-mouthed to what was told +him, scarcely able to believe his own ears. That Prince Andrew's deeply +loved affianced wife--the same Natasha Rostova who used to be so +charming--should give up Bolkonski for that fool Anatole who was already +secretly married (as Pierre knew), and should be so in love with him as +to agree to run away with him, was something Pierre could not conceive +and could not imagine. + +He could not reconcile the charming impression he had of Natasha, whom +he had known from a child, with this new conception of her baseness, +folly, and cruelty. He thought of his wife. "They are all alike!" he +said to himself, reflecting that he was not the only man unfortunate +enough to be tied to a bad woman. But still he pitied Prince Andrew to +the point of tears and sympathized with his wounded pride, and the more +he pitied his friend the more did he think with contempt and even with +disgust of that Natasha who had just passed him in the ballroom with +such a look of cold dignity. He did not know that Natasha's soul was +overflowing with despair, shame, and humiliation, and that it was not +her fault that her face happened to assume an expression of calm dignity +and severity. + +"But how get married?" said Pierre, in answer to Marya Dmitrievna. "He +could not marry--he is married!" + +"Things get worse from hour to hour!" ejaculated Marya Dmitrievna. "A +nice youth! What a scoundrel! And she's expecting him--expecting him +since yesterday. She must be told! Then at least she won't go on +expecting him." + +After hearing the details of Anatole's marriage from Pierre, and giving +vent to her anger against Anatole in words of abuse, Marya Dmitrievna +told Pierre why she had sent for him. She was afraid that the count or +Bolkonski, who might arrive at any moment, if they knew of this affair +(which she hoped to hide from them) might challenge Anatole to a duel, +and she therefore asked Pierre to tell his brother-in-law in her name to +leave Moscow and not dare to let her set eyes on him again. Pierre--only +now realizing the danger to the old count, Nicholas, and Prince Andrew-- +promised to do as she wished. Having briefly and exactly explained her +wishes to him, she let him go to the drawing room. + +"Mind, the count knows nothing. Behave as if you know nothing either," +she said. "And I will go and tell her it is no use expecting him! And +stay to dinner if you care to!" she called after Pierre. + +Pierre met the old count, who seemed nervous and upset. That morning +Natasha had told him that she had rejected Bolkonski. + +"Troubles, troubles, my dear fellow!" he said to Pierre. "What troubles +one has with these girls without their mother! I do so regret having +come here.... I will be frank with you. Have you heard she has broken +off her engagement without consulting anybody? It's true this engagement +never was much to my liking. Of course he is an excellent man, but +still, with his father's disapproval they wouldn't have been happy, and +Natasha won't lack suitors. Still, it has been going on so long, and to +take such a step without father's or mother's consent! And now she's +ill, and God knows what! It's hard, Count, hard to manage daughters in +their mother's absence...." + +Pierre saw that the count was much upset and tried to change the +subject, but the count returned to his troubles. + +Sonya entered the room with an agitated face. + +"Natasha is not quite well; she's in her room and would like to see you. +Marya Dmitrievna is with her and she too asks you to come." + +"Yes, you are a great friend of Bolkonski's, no doubt she wants to send +him a message," said the count. "Oh dear! Oh dear! How happy it all +was!" + +And clutching the spare gray locks on his temples the count left the +room. + +When Marya Dmitrievna told Natasha that Anatole was married, Natasha did +not wish to believe it and insisted on having it confirmed by Pierre +himself. Sonya told Pierre this as she led him along the corridor to +Natasha's room. + +Natasha, pale and stern, was sitting beside Marya Dmitrievna, and her +eyes, glittering feverishly, met Pierre with a questioning look the +moment he entered. She did not smile or nod, but only gazed fixedly at +him, and her look asked only one thing: was he a friend, or like the +others an enemy in regard to Anatole? As for Pierre, he evidently did +not exist for her. + +"He knows all about it," said Marya Dmitrievna pointing to Pierre and +addressing Natasha. "Let him tell you whether I have told the truth." + +Natasha looked from one to the other as a hunted and wounded animal +looks at the approaching dogs and sportsmen. + +"Natalya Ilynichna," Pierre began, dropping his eyes with a feeling of +pity for her and loathing for the thing he had to do, "whether it is +true or not should make no difference to you, because..." + +"Then it is not true that he's married!" + +"Yes, it is true." + +"Has he been married long?" she asked. "On your honor?..." + +Pierre gave his word of honor. + +"Is he still here?" she asked, quickly. + +"Yes, I have just seen him." + +She was evidently unable to speak and made a sign with her hands that +they should leave her alone. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +Pierre did not stay for dinner, but left the room and went away at once. +He drove through the town seeking Anatole Kuragin, at the thought of +whom now the blood rushed to his heart and he felt a difficulty in +breathing. He was not at the ice hills, nor at the gypsies', nor at +Komoneno's. Pierre drove to the club. In the club all was going on as +usual. The members who were assembling for dinner were sitting about in +groups; they greeted Pierre and spoke of the town news. The footman +having greeted him, knowing his habits and his acquaintances, told him +there was a place left for him in the small dining room and that Prince +Michael Zakharych was in the library, but Paul Timofeevich had not yet +arrived. One of Pierre's acquaintances, while they were talking about +the weather, asked if he had heard of Kuragin's abduction of Rostova +which was talked of in the town, and was it true? Pierre laughed and +said it was nonsense for he had just come from the Rostovs'. He asked +everyone about Anatole. One man told him he had not come yet, and +another that he was coming to dinner. Pierre felt it strange to see this +calm, indifferent crowd of people unaware of what was going on in his +soul. He paced through the ballroom, waited till everyone had come, and +as Anatole had not turned up did not stay for dinner but drove home. + +Anatole, for whom Pierre was looking, dined that day with Dolokhov, +consulting him as to how to remedy this unfortunate affair. It seemed to +him essential to see Natasha. In the evening he drove to his sister's to +discuss with her how to arrange a meeting. When Pierre returned home +after vainly hunting all over Moscow, his valet informed him that Prince +Anatole was with the countess. The countess' drawing room was full of +guests. + +Pierre without greeting his wife whom he had not seen since his return-- +at that moment she was more repulsive to him than ever--entered the +drawing room and seeing Anatole went up to him. + +"Ah, Pierre," said the countess going up to her husband. "You don't know +what a plight our Anatole..." + +She stopped, seeing in the forward thrust of her husband's head, in his +glowing eyes and his resolute gait, the terrible indications of that +rage and strength which she knew and had herself experienced after his +duel with Dolokhov. + +"Where you are, there is vice and evil!" said Pierre to his wife. +"Anatole, come with me! I must speak to you," he added in French. + +Anatole glanced round at his sister and rose submissively, ready to +follow Pierre. Pierre, taking him by the arm, pulled him toward himself +and was leading him from the room. + +"If you allow yourself in my drawing room..." whispered Helene, but +Pierre did not reply and went out of the room. + +Anatole followed him with his usual jaunty step but his face betrayed +anxiety. + +Having entered his study Pierre closed the door and addressed Anatole +without looking at him. + +"You promised Countess Rostova to marry her and were about to elope with +her, is that so?" + +"Mon cher," answered Anatole (their whole conversation was in French), +"I don't consider myself bound to answer questions put to me in that +tone." + +Pierre's face, already pale, became distorted by fury. He seized Anatole +by the collar of his uniform with his big hand and shook him from side +to side till Anatole's face showed a sufficient degree of terror. + +"When I tell you that I must talk to you!..." repeated Pierre. + +"Come now, this is stupid. What?" said Anatole, fingering a button of +his collar that had been wrenched loose with a bit of the cloth. + +"You're a scoundrel and a blackguard, and I don't know what deprives me +from the pleasure of smashing your head with this!" said Pierre, +expressing himself so artificially because he was talking French. + +He took a heavy paperweight and lifted it threateningly, but at once put +it back in its place. + +"Did you promise to marry her?" + +"I... I didn't think of it. I never promised, because..." + +Pierre interrupted him. + +"Have you any letters of hers? Any letters?" he said, moving toward +Anatole. + +Anatole glanced at him and immediately thrust his hand into his pocket +and drew out his pocketbook. + +Pierre took the letter Anatole handed him and, pushing aside a table +that stood in his way, threw himself on the sofa. + +"I shan't be violent, don't be afraid!" said Pierre in answer to a +frightened gesture of Anatole's. "First, the letters," said he, as if +repeating a lesson to himself. "Secondly," he continued after a short +pause, again rising and again pacing the room, "tomorrow you must get +out of Moscow." + +"But how can I?..." + +"Thirdly," Pierre continued without listening to him, "you must never +breathe a word of what has passed between you and Countess Rostova. I +know I can't prevent your doing so, but if you have a spark of +conscience..." Pierre paced the room several times in silence. + +Anatole sat at a table frowning and biting his lips. + +"After all, you must understand that besides your pleasure there is such +a thing as other people's happiness and peace, and that you are ruining +a whole life for the sake of amusing yourself! Amuse yourself with women +like my wife--with them you are within your rights, for they know what +you want of them. They are armed against you by the same experience of +debauchery; but to promise a maid to marry her... to deceive, to +kidnap.... Don't you understand that it is as mean as beating an old man +or a child?..." + +Pierre paused and looked at Anatole no longer with an angry but with a +questioning look. + +"I don't know about that, eh?" said Anatole, growing more confident as +Pierre mastered his wrath. "I don't know that and don't want to," he +said, not looking at Pierre and with a slight tremor of his lower jaw, +"but you have used such words to me--'mean' and so on--which as a man of +honor I can't allow anyone to use." + +Pierre glanced at him with amazement, unable to understand what he +wanted. + +"Though it was tête-à-tête," Anatole continued, "still I can't..." + +"Is it satisfaction you want?" said Pierre ironically. + +"You could at least take back your words. What? If you want me to do as +you wish, eh?" + +"I take them back, I take them back!" said Pierre, "and I ask you to +forgive me." Pierre involuntarily glanced at the loose button. "And if +you require money for your journey..." + +Anatole smiled. The expression of that base and cringing smile, which +Pierre knew so well in his wife, revolted him. + +"Oh, vile and heartless brood!" he exclaimed, and left the room. + +Next day Anatole left for Petersburg. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +Pierre drove to Marya Dmitrievna's to tell her of the fulfillment of her +wish that Kuragin should be banished from Moscow. The whole house was in +a state of alarm and commotion. Natasha was very ill, having, as Marya +Dmitrievna told him in secret, poisoned herself the night after she had +been told that Anatole was married, with some arsenic she had stealthily +procured. After swallowing a little she had been so frightened that she +woke Sonya and told her what she had done. The necessary antidotes had +been administered in time and she was now out of danger, though still so +weak that it was out of the question to move her to the country, and so +the countess had been sent for. Pierre saw the distracted count, and +Sonya, who had a tear-stained face, but he could not see Natasha. + +Pierre dined at the club that day and heard on all sides gossip about +the attempted abduction of Rostova. He resolutely denied these rumors, +assuring everyone that nothing had happened except that his brother-in- +law had proposed to her and been refused. It seemed to Pierre that it +was his duty to conceal the whole affair and re-establish Natasha's +reputation. + +He was awaiting Prince Andrew's return with dread and went every day to +the old prince's for news of him. + +Old Prince Bolkonski heard all the rumors current in the town from +Mademoiselle Bourienne and had read the note to Princess Mary in which +Natasha had broken off her engagement. He seemed in better spirits than +usual and awaited his son with great impatience. + +Some days after Anatole's departure Pierre received a note from Prince +Andrew, informing him of his arrival and asking him to come to see him. + +As soon as he reached Moscow, Prince Andrew had received from his father +Natasha's note to Princess Mary breaking off her engagement +(Mademoiselle Bourienne had purloined it from Princess Mary and given it +to the old prince), and he heard from him the story of Natasha's +elopement, with additions. + +Prince Andrew had arrived in the evening and Pierre came to see him next +morning. Pierre expected to find Prince Andrew in almost the same state +as Natasha and was therefore surprised on entering the drawing room to +hear him in the study talking in a loud animated voice about some +intrigue going on in Petersburg. The old prince's voice and another now +and then interrupted him. Princess Mary came out to meet Pierre. She +sighed, looking toward the door of the room where Prince Andrew was, +evidently intending to express her sympathy with his sorrow, but Pierre +saw by her face that she was glad both at what had happened and at the +way her brother had taken the news of Natasha's faithlessness. + +"He says he expected it," she remarked. "I know his pride will not let +him express his feelings, but still he has taken it better, far better, +than I expected. Evidently it had to be...." + +"But is it possible that all is really ended?" asked Pierre. + +Princess Mary looked at him with astonishment. She did not understand +how he could ask such a question. Pierre went into the study. Prince +Andrew, greatly changed and plainly in better health, but with a fresh +horizontal wrinkle between his brows, stood in civilian dress facing his +father and Prince Meshcherski, warmly disputing and vigorously +gesticulating. The conversation was about Speranski--the news of whose +sudden exile and alleged treachery had just reached Moscow. + +"Now he is censured and accused by all who were enthusiastic about him a +month ago," Prince Andrew was saying, "and by those who were unable to +understand his aims. To judge a man who is in disfavor and to throw on +him all the blame of other men's mistakes is very easy, but I maintain +that if anything good has been accomplished in this reign it was done by +him, by him alone." + +He paused at the sight of Pierre. His face quivered and immediately +assumed a vindictive expression. + +"Posterity will do him justice," he concluded, and at once turned to +Pierre. + +"Well, how are you? Still getting stouter?" he said with animation, but +the new wrinkle on his forehead deepened. "Yes, I am well," he said in +answer to Pierre's question, and smiled. + +To Pierre that smile said plainly: "I am well, but my health is now of +no use to anyone." + +After a few words to Pierre about the awful roads from the Polish +frontier, about people he had met in Switzerland who knew Pierre, and +about M. Dessalles, whom he had brought from abroad to be his son's +tutor, Prince Andrew again joined warmly in the conversation about +Speranski which was still going on between the two old men. + +"If there were treason, or proofs of secret relations with Napoleon, +they would have been made public," he said with warmth and haste. "I do +not, and never did, like Speranski personally, but I like justice!" + +Pierre now recognized in his friend a need with which he was only too +familiar, to get excited and to have arguments about extraneous matters +in order to stifle thoughts that were too oppressive and too intimate. +When Prince Meshcherski had left, Prince Andrew took Pierre's arm and +asked him into the room that had been assigned him. A bed had been made +up there, and some open portmanteaus and trunks stood about. Prince +Andrew went to one and took out a small casket, from which he drew a +packet wrapped in paper. He did it all silently and very quickly. He +stood up and coughed. His face was gloomy and his lips compressed. + +"Forgive me for troubling you..." + +Pierre saw that Prince Andrew was going to speak of Natasha, and his +broad face expressed pity and sympathy. This expression irritated Prince +Andrew, and in a determined, ringing, and unpleasant tone he continued: + +"I have received a refusal from Countess Rostova and have heard reports +of your brother-in-law having sought her hand, or something of that +kind. Is that true?" + +"Both true and untrue," Pierre began; but Prince Andrew interrupted him. + +"Here are her letters and her portrait," said he. + +He took the packet from the table and handed it to Pierre. + +"Give this to the countess... if you see her." + +"She is very ill," said Pierre. + +"Then she is here still?" said Prince Andrew. "And Prince Kuragin?" he +added quickly. + +"He left long ago. She has been at death's door." + +"I much regret her illness," said Prince Andrew; and he smiled like his +father, coldly, maliciously, and unpleasantly. + +"So Monsieur Kuragin has not honored Countess Rostova with his hand?" +said Prince Andrew, and he snorted several times. + +"He could not marry, for he was married already," said Pierre. + +Prince Andrew laughed disagreeably, again reminding one of his father. + +"And where is your brother-in-law now, if I may ask?" he said. + +"He has gone to Peters... But I don't know," said Pierre. + +"Well, it doesn't matter," said Prince Andrew. "Tell Countess Rostova +that she was and is perfectly free and that I wish her all that is +good." + +Pierre took the packet. Prince Andrew, as if trying to remember whether +he had something more to say, or waiting to see if Pierre would say +anything, looked fixedly at him. + +"I say, do you remember our discussion in Petersburg?" asked Pierre, +"about..." + +"Yes," returned Prince Andrew hastily. "I said that a fallen woman +should be forgiven, but I didn't say I could forgive her. I can't." + +"But can this be compared...?" said Pierre. + +Prince Andrew interrupted him and cried sharply: "Yes, ask her hand +again, be magnanimous, and so on?... Yes, that would be very noble, but +I am unable to follow in that gentleman's footsteps. If you wish to be +my friend never speak to me of that... of all that! Well, good-by. So +you'll give her the packet?" + +Pierre left the room and went to the old prince and Princess Mary. + +The old man seemed livelier than usual. Princess Mary was the same as +always, but beneath her sympathy for her brother, Pierre noticed her +satisfaction that the engagement had been broken off. Looking at them +Pierre realized what contempt and animosity they all felt for the +Rostovs, and that it was impossible in their presence even to mention +the name of her who could give up Prince Andrew for anyone else. + +At dinner the talk turned on the war, the approach of which was becoming +evident. Prince Andrew talked incessantly, arguing now with his father, +now with the Swiss tutor Dessalles, and showing an unnatural animation, +the cause of which Pierre so well understood. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +That same evening Pierre went to the Rostovs' to fulfill the commission +entrusted to him. Natasha was in bed, the count at the club, and Pierre, +after giving the letters to Sonya, went to Marya Dmitrievna who was +interested to know how Prince Andrew had taken the news. Ten minutes +later Sonya came to Marya Dmitrievna. + +"Natasha insists on seeing Count Peter Kirilovich," said she. + +"But how? Are we to take him up to her? The room there has not been +tidied up." + +"No, she has dressed and gone into the drawing room," said Sonya. + +Marya Dmitrievna only shrugged her shoulders. + +"When will her mother come? She has worried me to death! Now mind, don't +tell her everything!" said she to Pierre. "One hasn't the heart to scold +her, she is so much to be pitied, so much to be pitied." + +Natasha was standing in the middle of the drawing room, emaciated, with +a pale set face, but not at all shamefaced as Pierre expected to find +her. When he appeared at the door she grew flurried, evidently undecided +whether to go to meet him or to wait till he came up. + +Pierre hastened to her. He thought she would give him her hand as usual; +but she, stepping up to him, stopped, breathing heavily, her arms +hanging lifelessly just in the pose she used to stand in when she went +to the middle of the ballroom to sing, but with quite a different +expression of face. + +"Peter Kirilovich," she began rapidly, "Prince Bolkonski was your +friend--is your friend," she corrected herself. (It seemed to her that +everything that had once been must now be different.) "He told me once +to apply to you..." + +Pierre sniffed as he looked at her, but did not speak. Till then he had +reproached her in his heart and tried to despise her, but he now felt so +sorry for her that there was no room in his soul for reproach. + +"He is here now: tell him... to for... forgive me!" She stopped and +breathed still more quickly, but did not shed tears. + +"Yes... I will tell him," answered Pierre; "but..." + +He did not know what to say. + +Natasha was evidently dismayed at the thought of what he might think she +had meant. + +"No, I know all is over," she said hurriedly. "No, that can never be. +I'm only tormented by the wrong I have done him. Tell him only that I +beg him to forgive, forgive, forgive me for everything...." + +She trembled all over and sat down on a chair. + +A sense of pity he had never before known overflowed Pierre's heart. + +"I will tell him, I will tell him everything once more," said Pierre. +"But... I should like to know one thing...." + +"Know what?" Natasha's eyes asked. + +"I should like to know, did you love..." Pierre did not know how to +refer to Anatole and flushed at the thought of him--"did you love that +bad man?" + +"Don't call him bad!" said Natasha. "But I don't know, don't know at +all...." + +She began to cry and a still greater sense of pity, tenderness, and love +welled up in Pierre. He felt the tears trickle under his spectacles and +hoped they would not be noticed. + +"We won't speak of it any more, my dear," said Pierre, and his gentle, +cordial tone suddenly seemed very strange to Natasha. + +"We won't speak of it, my dear--I'll tell him everything; but one thing +I beg of you, consider me your friend and if you want help, advice, or +simply to open your heart to someone--not now, but when your mind is +clearer think of me!" He took her hand and kissed it. "I shall be happy +if it's in my power..." + +Pierre grew confused. + +"Don't speak to me like that. I am not worth it!" exclaimed Natasha and +turned to leave the room, but Pierre held her hand. + +He knew he had something more to say to her. But when he said it he was +amazed at his own words. + +"Stop, stop! You have your whole life before you," said he to her. + + +"Before me? No! All is over for me," she replied with shame and self- +abasement. + +"All over?" he repeated. "If I were not myself, but the handsomest, +cleverest, and best man in the world, and were free, I would this moment +ask on my knees for your hand and your love!" + +For the first time for many days Natasha wept tears of gratitude and +tenderness, and glancing at Pierre she went out of the room. + +Pierre too when she had gone almost ran into the anteroom, restraining +tears of tenderness and joy that choked him, and without finding the +sleeves of his fur cloak threw it on and got into his sleigh. + +"Where to now, your excellency?" asked the coachman. + +"Where to?" Pierre asked himself. "Where can I go now? Surely not to the +club or to pay calls?" All men seemed so pitiful, so poor, in comparison +with this feeling of tenderness and love he experienced: in comparison +with that softened, grateful, last look she had given him through her +tears. + +"Home!" said Pierre, and despite twenty-two degrees of frost Fahrenheit +he threw open the bearskin cloak from his broad chest and inhaled the +air with joy. + +It was clear and frosty. Above the dirty, ill-lit streets, above the +black roofs, stretched the dark starry sky. Only looking up at the sky +did Pierre cease to feel how sordid and humiliating were all mundane +things compared with the heights to which his soul had just been raised. +At the entrance to the Arbat Square an immense expanse of dark starry +sky presented itself to his eyes. Almost in the center of it, above the +Prechistenka Boulevard, surrounded and sprinkled on all sides by stars +but distinguished from them all by its nearness to the earth, its white +light, and its long uplifted tail, shone the enormous and brilliant +comet of 1812--the comet which was said to portend all kinds of woes and +the end of the world. In Pierre, however, that comet with its long +luminous tail aroused no feeling of fear. On the contrary he gazed +joyfully, his eyes moist with tears, at this bright comet which, having +traveled in its orbit with inconceivable velocity through immeasurable +space, seemed suddenly--like an arrow piercing the earth--to remain +fixed in a chosen spot, vigorously holding its tail erect, shining and +displaying its white light amid countless other scintillating stars. It +seemed to Pierre that this comet fully responded to what was passing in +his own softened and uplifted soul, now blossoming into a new life. + +BOOK NINE: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +From the close of the year 1811 intensified arming and concentrating of +the forces of Western Europe began, and in 1812 these forces--millions +of men, reckoning those transporting and feeding the army--moved from +the west eastwards to the Russian frontier, toward which since 1811 +Russian forces had been similarly drawn. On the twelfth of June, 1812, +the forces of Western Europe crossed the Russian frontier and war began, +that is, an event took place opposed to human reason and to human +nature. Millions of men perpetrated against one another such innumerable +crimes, frauds, treacheries, thefts, forgeries, issues of false money, +burglaries, incendiarisms, and murders as in whole centuries are not +recorded in the annals of all the law courts of the world, but which +those who committed them did not at the time regard as being crimes. + +What produced this extraordinary occurrence? What were its causes? The +historians tell us with naive assurance that its causes were the wrongs +inflicted on the Duke of Oldenburg, the nonobservance of the Continental +System, the ambition of Napoleon, the firmness of Alexander, the +mistakes of the diplomatists, and so on. + +Consequently, it would only have been necessary for Metternich, +Rumyantsev, or Talleyrand, between a levee and an evening party, to have +taken proper pains and written a more adroit note, or for Napoleon to +have written to Alexander: "My respected Brother, I consent to restore +the duchy to the Duke of Oldenburg"--and there would have been no war. + +We can understand that the matter seemed like that to contemporaries. It +naturally seemed to Napoleon that the war was caused by England's +intrigues (as in fact he said on the island of St. Helena). It naturally +seemed to members of the English Parliament that the cause of the war +was Napoleon's ambition; to the Duke of Oldenburg, that the cause of the +war was the violence done to him; to businessmen that the cause of the +war was the Continental System which was ruining Europe; to the generals +and old soldiers that the chief reason for the war was the necessity of +giving them employment; to the legitimists of that day that it was the +need of re-establishing les bons principes, and to the diplomatists of +that time that it all resulted from the fact that the alliance between +Russia and Austria in 1809 had not been sufficiently well concealed from +Napoleon, and from the awkward wording of Memorandum No. 178. It is +natural that these and a countless and infinite quantity of other +reasons, the number depending on the endless diversity of points of +view, presented themselves to the men of that day; but to us, to +posterity who view the thing that happened in all its magnitude and +perceive its plain and terrible meaning, these causes seem insufficient. +To us it is incomprehensible that millions of Christian men killed and +tortured each other either because Napoleon was ambitious or Alexander +was firm, or because England's policy was astute or the Duke of +Oldenburg wronged. We cannot grasp what connection such circumstances +have with the actual fact of slaughter and violence: why because the +Duke was wronged, thousands of men from the other side of Europe killed +and ruined the people of Smolensk and Moscow and were killed by them. + +To us, their descendants, who are not historians and are not carried +away by the process of research and can therefore regard the event with +unclouded common sense, an incalculable number of causes present +themselves. The deeper we delve in search of these causes the more of +them we find; and each separate cause or whole series of causes appears +to us equally valid in itself and equally false by its insignificance +compared to the magnitude of the events, and by its impotence--apart +from the cooperation of all the other coincident causes--to occasion the +event. To us, the wish or objection of this or that French corporal to +serve a second term appears as much a cause as Napoleon's refusal to +withdraw his troops beyond the Vistula and to restore the duchy of +Oldenburg; for had he not wished to serve, and had a second, a third, +and a thousandth corporal and private also refused, there would have +been so many less men in Napoleon's army and the war could not have +occurred. + +Had Napoleon not taken offense at the demand that he should withdraw +beyond the Vistula, and not ordered his troops to advance, there would +have been no war; but had all his sergeants objected to serving a second +term then also there could have been no war. Nor could there have been a +war had there been no English intrigues and no Duke of Oldenburg, and +had Alexander not felt insulted, and had there not been an autocratic +government in Russia, or a Revolution in France and a subsequent +dictatorship and Empire, or all the things that produced the French +Revolution, and so on. Without each of these causes nothing could have +happened. So all these causes--myriads of causes--coincided to bring it +about. And so there was no one cause for that occurrence, but it had to +occur because it had to. Millions of men, renouncing their human +feelings and reason, had to go from west to east to slay their fellows, +just as some centuries previously hordes of men had come from the east +to the west, slaying their fellows. + +The actions of Napoleon and Alexander, on whose words the event seemed +to hang, were as little voluntary as the actions of any soldier who was +drawn into the campaign by lot or by conscription. This could not be +otherwise, for in order that the will of Napoleon and Alexander (on whom +the event seemed to depend) should be carried out, the concurrence of +innumerable circumstances was needed without any one of which the event +could not have taken place. It was necessary that millions of men in +whose hands lay the real power--the soldiers who fired, or transported +provisions and guns--should consent to carry out the will of these weak +individuals, and should have been induced to do so by an infinite number +of diverse and complex causes. + +We are forced to fall back on fatalism as an explanation of irrational +events (that is to say, events the reasonableness of which we do not +understand). The more we try to explain such events in history +reasonably, the more unreasonable and incomprehensible do they become to +us. + +Each man lives for himself, using his freedom to attain his personal +aims, and feels with his whole being that he can now do or abstain from +doing this or that action; but as soon as he has done it, that action +performed at a certain moment in time becomes irrevocable and belongs to +history, in which it has not a free but a predestined significance. + +There are two sides to the life of every man, his individual life, which +is the more free the more abstract its interests, and his elemental hive +life in which he inevitably obeys laws laid down for him. + +Man lives consciously for himself, but is an unconscious instrument in +the attainment of the historic, universal, aims of humanity. A deed done +is irrevocable, and its result coinciding in time with the actions of +millions of other men assumes an historic significance. The higher a man +stands on the social ladder, the more people he is connected with and +the more power he has over others, the more evident is the +predestination and inevitability of his every action. + +"The king's heart is in the hands of the Lord." + +A king is history's slave. + +History, that is, the unconscious, general, hive life of mankind, uses +every moment of the life of kings as a tool for its own purposes. + +Though Napoleon at that time, in 1812, was more convinced than ever that +it depended on him, verser (ou ne pas verser) le sang de ses peuples *-- +as Alexander expressed it in the last letter he wrote him--he had never +been so much in the grip of inevitable laws, which compelled him, while +thinking that he was acting on his own volition, to perform for the hive +life--that is to say, for history--whatever had to be performed. + + +* "To shed (or not to shed) the blood of his peoples." + +The people of the west moved eastwards to slay their fellow men, and by +the law of coincidence thousands of minute causes fitted in and co- +ordinated to produce that movement and war: reproaches for the +nonobservance of the Continental System, the Duke of Oldenburg's wrongs, +the movement of troops into Prussia--undertaken (as it seemed to +Napoleon) only for the purpose of securing an armed peace, the French +Emperor's love and habit of war coinciding with his people's +inclinations, allurement by the grandeur of the preparations, and the +expenditure on those preparations and the need of obtaining advantages +to compensate for that expenditure, the intoxicating honors he received +in Dresden, the diplomatic negotiations which, in the opinion of +contemporaries, were carried on with a sincere desire to attain peace, +but which only wounded the self-love of both sides, and millions of +other causes that adapted themselves to the event that was happening or +coincided with it. + +When an apple has ripened and falls, why does it fall? Because of its +attraction to the earth, because its stalk withers, because it is dried +by the sun, because it grows heavier, because the wind shakes it, or +because the boy standing below wants to eat it? + +Nothing is the cause. All this is only the coincidence of conditions in +which all vital organic and elemental events occur. And the botanist who +finds that the apple falls because the cellular tissue decays and so +forth is equally right with the child who stands under the tree and says +the apple fell because he wanted to eat it and prayed for it. Equally +right or wrong is he who says that Napoleon went to Moscow because he +wanted to, and perished because Alexander desired his destruction, and +he who says that an undermined hill weighing a million tons fell because +the last navvy struck it for the last time with his mattock. In historic +events the so-called great men are labels giving names to events, and +like labels they have but the smallest connection with the event itself. + +Every act of theirs, which appears to them an act of their own will, is +in an historical sense involuntary and is related to the whole course of +history and predestined from eternity. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +On the twenty-ninth of May Napoleon left Dresden, where he had spent +three weeks surrounded by a court that included princes, dukes, kings, +and even an emperor. Before leaving, Napoleon showed favor to the +emperor, kings, and princes who had deserved it, reprimanded the kings +and princes with whom he was dissatisfied, presented pearls and diamonds +of his own--that is, which he had taken from other kings--to the Empress +of Austria, and having, as his historian tells us, tenderly embraced the +Empress Marie Louise--who regarded him as her husband, though he had +left another wife in Paris--left her grieved by the parting which she +seemed hardly able to bear. Though the diplomatists still firmly +believed in the possibility of peace and worked zealously to that end, +and though the Emperor Napoleon himself wrote a letter to Alexander, +calling him Monsieur mon frere, and sincerely assured him that he did +not want war and would always love and honor him--yet he set off to join +his army, and at every station gave fresh orders to accelerate the +movement of his troops from west to east. He went in a traveling coach +with six horses, surrounded by pages, aides-de-camp, and an escort, +along the road to Posen, Thorn, Danzig, and Konigsberg. At each of these +towns thousands of people met him with excitement and enthusiasm. + +The army was moving from west to east, and relays of six horses carried +him in the same direction. On the tenth of June, * coming up with the +army, he spent the night in apartments prepared for him on the estate of +a Polish count in the Vilkavisski forest. + + +* Old style. + +Next day, overtaking the army, he went in a carriage to the Niemen, and, +changing into a Polish uniform, he drove to the riverbank in order to +select a place for the crossing. + +Seeing, on the other side, some Cossacks (les Cosaques) and the wide- +spreading steppes in the midst of which lay the holy city of Moscow +(Moscou, la ville sainte), the capital of a realm such as the Scythia +into which Alexander the Great had marched--Napoleon unexpectedly, and +contrary alike to strategic and diplomatic considerations, ordered an +advance, and the next day his army began to cross the Niemen. + +Early in the morning of the twelfth of June he came out of his tent, +which was pitched that day on the steep left bank of the Niemen, and +looked through a spyglass at the streams of his troops pouring out of +the Vilkavisski forest and flowing over the three bridges thrown across +the river. The troops, knowing of the Emperor's presence, were on the +lookout for him, and when they caught sight of a figure in an overcoat +and a cocked hat standing apart from his suite in front of his tent on +the hill, they threw up their caps and shouted: "Vive l'Empereur!" and +one after another poured in a ceaseless stream out of the vast forest +that had concealed them and, separating, flowed on and on by the three +bridges to the other side. + +"Now we'll go into action. Oh, when he takes it in hand himself, things +get hot... by heaven!... There he is!... Vive l'Empereur! So these are +the steppes of Asia! It's a nasty country all the same. Au revoir, +Beauche; I'll keep the best palace in Moscow for you! Au revoir. Good +luck!... Did you see the Emperor? Vive l'Empereur!... preur!--If they +make me Governor of India, Gerard, I'll make you Minister of Kashmir-- +that's settled. Vive l'Empereur! Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah! The Cossacks-- +those rascals--see how they run! Vive l'Empereur! There he is, do you +see him? I've seen him twice, as I see you now. The little corporal... I +saw him give the cross to one of the veterans.... Vive l'Empereur!" came +the voices of men, old and young, of most diverse characters and social +positions. On the faces of all was one common expression of joy at the +commencement of the long-expected campaign and of rapture and devotion +to the man in the gray coat who was standing on the hill. + +On the thirteenth of June a rather small, thoroughbred Arab horse was +brought to Napoleon. He mounted it and rode at a gallop to one of the +bridges over the Niemen, deafened continually by incessant and rapturous +acclamations which he evidently endured only because it was impossible +to forbid the soldiers to express their love of him by such shouting, +but the shouting which accompanied him everywhere disturbed him and +distracted him from the military cares that had occupied him from the +time he joined the army. He rode across one of the swaying pontoon +bridges to the farther side, turned sharply to the left, and galloped in +the direction of Kovno, preceded by enraptured, mounted chasseurs of the +Guard who, breathless with delight, galloped ahead to clear a path for +him through the troops. On reaching the broad river Viliya, he stopped +near a regiment of Polish uhlans stationed by the river. + +"Vivat!" shouted the Poles, ecstatically, breaking their ranks and +pressing against one another to see him. + +Napoleon looked up and down the river, dismounted, and sat down on a log +that lay on the bank. At a mute sign from him, a telescope was handed +him which he rested on the back of a happy page who had run up to him, +and he gazed at the opposite bank. Then he became absorbed in a map laid +out on the logs. Without lifting his head he said something, and two of +his aides-de-camp galloped off to the Polish uhlans. + +"What? What did he say?" was heard in the ranks of the Polish uhlans +when one of the aides-de-camp rode up to them. + +The order was to find a ford and to cross the river. The colonel of the +Polish uhlans, a handsome old man, flushed and, fumbling in his speech +from excitement, asked the aide-de-camp whether he would be permitted to +swim the river with his uhlans instead of seeking a ford. In evident +fear of refusal, like a boy asking for permission to get on a horse, he +begged to be allowed to swim across the river before the Emperor's eyes. +The aide-de-camp replied that probably the Emperor would not be +displeased at this excess of zeal. + +As soon as the aide-de-camp had said this, the old mustached officer, +with happy face and sparkling eyes, raised his saber, shouted "Vivat!" +and, commanding the uhlans to follow him, spurred his horse and galloped +into the river. He gave an angry thrust to his horse, which had grown +restive under him, and plunged into the water, heading for the deepest +part where the current was swift. Hundreds of uhlans galloped in after +him. It was cold and uncanny in the rapid current in the middle of the +stream, and the uhlans caught hold of one another as they fell off their +horses. Some of the horses were drowned and some of the men; the others +tried to swim on, some in the saddle and some clinging to their horses' +manes. They tried to make their way forward to the opposite bank and, +though there was a ford one third of a mile away, were proud that they +were swimming and drowning in this river under the eyes of the man who +sat on the log and was not even looking at what they were doing. When +the aide-de-camp, having returned and choosing an opportune moment, +ventured to draw the Emperor's attention to the devotion of the Poles to +his person, the little man in the gray overcoat got up and, having +summoned Berthier, began pacing up and down the bank with him, giving +him instructions and occasionally glancing disapprovingly at the +drowning uhlans who distracted his attention. + +For him it was no new conviction that his presence in any part of the +world, from Africa to the steppes of Muscovy alike, was enough to +dumfound people and impel them to insane self-oblivion. He called for +his horse and rode to his quarters. + +Some forty uhlans were drowned in the river, though boats were sent to +their assistance. The majority struggled back to the bank from which +they had started. The colonel and some of his men got across and with +difficulty clambered out on the further bank. And as soon as they had +got out, in their soaked and streaming clothes, they shouted "Vivat!" +and looked ecstatically at the spot where Napoleon had been but where he +no longer was and at that moment considered themselves happy. + +That evening, between issuing one order that the forged Russian paper +money prepared for use in Russia should be delivered as quickly as +possible and another that a Saxon should be shot, on whom a letter +containing information about the orders to the French army had been +found, Napoleon also gave instructions that the Polish colonel who had +needlessly plunged into the river should be enrolled in the Legion +d'honneur of which Napoleon was himself the head. + +Quos vult perdere dementat. * + + +* Those whom (God) wishes to destroy he drives mad. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +The Emperor of Russia had, meanwhile, been in Vilna for more than a +month, reviewing troops and holding maneuvers. Nothing was ready for the +war that everyone expected and to prepare for which the Emperor had come +from Petersburg. There was no general plan of action. The vacillation +between the various plans that were proposed had even increased after +the Emperor had been at headquarters for a month. Each of the three +armies had its own commander-in-chief, but there was no supreme +commander of all the forces, and the Emperor did not assume that +responsibility himself. + +The longer the Emperor remained in Vilna the less did everybody--tired +of waiting--prepare for the war. All the efforts of those who surrounded +the sovereign seemed directed merely to making him spend his time +pleasantly and forget that war was impending. + +In June, after many balls and fetes given by the Polish magnates, by the +courtiers, and by the Emperor himself, it occurred to one of the Polish +aides-de-camp in attendance that a dinner and ball should be given for +the Emperor by his aides-de-camp. This idea was eagerly received. The +Emperor gave his consent. The aides-de-camp collected money by +subscription. The lady who was thought to be most pleasing to the +Emperor was invited to act as hostess. Count Bennigsen, being a +landowner in the Vilna province, offered his country house for the fete, +and the thirteenth of June was fixed for a ball, dinner, regatta, and +fireworks at Zakret, Count Bennigsen's country seat. + +The very day that Napoleon issued the order to cross the Niemen, and his +vanguard, driving off the Cossacks, crossed the Russian frontier, +Alexander spent the evening at the entertainment given by his aides-de- +camp at Bennigsen's country house. + +It was a gay and brilliant fete. Connoisseurs of such matters declared +that rarely had so many beautiful women been assembled in one place. +Countess Bezukhova was present among other Russian ladies who had +followed the sovereign from Petersburg to Vilna and eclipsed the refined +Polish ladies by her massive, so-called Russian type of beauty. The +Emperor noticed her and honored her with a dance. + +Boris Drubetskoy, having left his wife in Moscow and being for the +present en garcon (as he phrased it), was also there and, though not an +aide-de-camp, had subscribed a large sum toward the expenses. Boris was +now a rich man who had risen to high honors and no longer sought +patronage but stood on an equal footing with the highest of those of his +own age. He was meeting Helene in Vilna after not having seen her for a +long time and did not recall the past, but as Helene was enjoying the +favors of a very important personage and Boris had only recently +married, they met as good friends of long standing. + +At midnight dancing was still going on. Helene, not having a suitable +partner, herself offered to dance the mazurka with Boris. They were the +third couple. Boris, coolly looking at Helene's dazzling bare shoulders +which emerged from a dark, gold-embroidered, gauze gown, talked to her +of old acquaintances and at the same time, unaware of it himself and +unnoticed by others, never for an instant ceased to observe the Emperor +who was in the same room. The Emperor was not dancing, he stood in the +doorway, stopping now one pair and now another with gracious words which +he alone knew how to utter. + +As the mazurka began, Boris saw that Adjutant General Balashev, one of +those in closest attendance on the Emperor, went up to him and contrary +to court etiquette stood near him while he was talking to a Polish lady. +Having finished speaking to her, the Emperor looked inquiringly at +Balashev and, evidently understanding that he only acted thus because +there were important reasons for so doing, nodded slightly to the lady +and turned to him. Hardly had Balashev begun to speak before a look of +amazement appeared on the Emperor's face. He took Balashev by the arm +and crossed the room with him, unconsciously clearing a path seven yards +wide as the people on both sides made way for him. Boris noticed +Arakcheev's excited face when the sovereign went out with Balashev. +Arakcheev looked at the Emperor from under his brow and, sniffing with +his red nose, stepped forward from the crowd as if expecting the Emperor +to address him. (Boris understood that Arakcheev envied Balashev and was +displeased that evidently important news had reached the Emperor +otherwise than through himself.) + +But the Emperor and Balashev passed out into the illuminated garden +without noticing Arakcheev who, holding his sword and glancing +wrathfully around, followed some twenty paces behind them. + +All the time Boris was going through the figures of the mazurka, he was +worried by the question of what news Balashev had brought and how he +could find it out before others. In the figure in which he had to choose +two ladies, he whispered to Helene that he meant to choose Countess +Potocka who, he thought, had gone out onto the veranda, and glided over +the parquet to the door opening into the garden, where, seeing Balashev +and the Emperor returning to the veranda, he stood still. They were +moving toward the door. Boris, fluttering as if he had not had time to +withdraw, respectfully pressed close to the doorpost with bowed head. + +The Emperor, with the agitation of one who has been personally +affronted, was finishing with these words: + +"To enter Russia without declaring war! I will not make peace as long as +a single armed enemy remains in my country!" It seemed to Boris that it +gave the Emperor pleasure to utter these words. He was satisfied with +the form in which he had expressed his thoughts, but displeased that +Boris had overheard it. + +"Let no one know of it!" the Emperor added with a frown. + +Boris understood that this was meant for him and, closing his eyes, +slightly bowed his head. The Emperor re-entered the ballroom and +remained there about another half-hour. + +Boris was thus the first to learn the news that the French army had +crossed the Niemen and, thanks to this, was able to show certain +important personages that much that was concealed from others was +usually known to him, and by this means he rose higher in their +estimation. + +The unexpected news of the French having crossed the Niemen was +particularly startling after a month of unfulfilled expectations, and at +a ball. On first receiving the news, under the influence of indignation +and resentment the Emperor had found a phrase that pleased him, fully +expressed his feelings, and has since become famous. On returning home +at two o'clock that night he sent for his secretary, Shishkov, and told +him to write an order to the troops and a rescript to Field Marshal +Prince Saltykov, in which he insisted on the words being inserted that +he would not make peace so long as a single armed Frenchman remained on +Russian soil. + +Next day the following letter was sent to Napoleon: + +Monsieur mon frere, + +Yesterday I learned that, despite the loyalty with which I have kept my +engagements with Your Majesty, your troops have crossed the Russian +frontier, and I have this moment received from Petersburg a note, in +which Count Lauriston informs me, as a reason for this aggression, that +Your Majesty has considered yourself to be in a state of war with me +from the time Prince Kuragin asked for his passports. The reasons on +which the Duc de Bassano based his refusal to deliver them to him would +never have led me to suppose that that could serve as a pretext for +aggression. In fact, the ambassador, as he himself has declared, was +never authorized to make that demand, and as soon as I was informed of +it I let him know how much I disapproved of it and ordered him to remain +at his post. If Your Majesty does not intend to shed the blood of our +peoples for such a misunderstanding, and consents to withdraw your +troops from Russian territory, I will regard what has passed as not +having occurred and an understanding between us will be possible. In the +contrary case, Your Majesty, I shall see myself forced to repel an +attack that nothing on my part has provoked. It still depends on Your +Majesty to preserve humanity from the calamity of another war. I am, +etc., + +(signed) Alexander. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +At two in the morning of the fourteenth of June, the Emperor, having +sent for Balashev and read him his letter to Napoleon, ordered him to +take it and hand it personally to the French Emperor. When dispatching +Balashev, the Emperor repeated to him the words that he would not make +peace so long as a single armed enemy remained on Russian soil and told +him to transmit those words to Napoleon. Alexander did not insert them +in his letter to Napoleon, because with his characteristic tact he felt +it would be injudicious to use them at a moment when a last attempt at +reconciliation was being made, but he definitely instructed Balashev to +repeat them personally to Napoleon. + +Having set off in the small hours of the fourteenth, accompanied by a +bugler and two Cossacks, Balashev reached the French outposts at the +village of Rykonty, on the Russian side of the Niemen, by dawn. There he +was stopped by French cavalry sentinels. + +A French noncommissioned officer of hussars, in crimson uniform and a +shaggy cap, shouted to the approaching Balashev to halt. Balashev did +not do so at once, but continued to advance along the road at a walking +pace. + +The noncommissioned officer frowned and, muttering words of abuse, +advanced his horse's chest against Balashev, put his hand to his saber, +and shouted rudely at the Russian general, asking: was he deaf that he +did not do as he was told? Balashev mentioned who he was. The +noncommissioned officer began talking with his comrades about regimental +matters without looking at the Russian general. + +After living at the seat of the highest authority and power, after +conversing with the Emperor less than three hours before, and in general +being accustomed to the respect due to his rank in the service, Balashev +found it very strange here on Russian soil to encounter this hostile, +and still more this disrespectful, application of brute force to +himself. + +The sun was only just appearing from behind the clouds, the air was +fresh and dewy. A herd of cattle was being driven along the road from +the village, and over the fields the larks rose trilling, one after +another, like bubbles rising in water. + +Balashev looked around him, awaiting the arrival of an officer from the +village. The Russian Cossacks and bugler and the French hussars looked +silently at one another from time to time. + +A French colonel of hussars, who had evidently just left his bed, came +riding from the village on a handsome sleek gray horse, accompanied by +two hussars. The officer, the soldiers, and their horses all looked +smart and well kept. + +It was that first period of a campaign when troops are still in full +trim, almost like that of peacetime maneuvers, but with a shade of +martial swagger in their clothes, and a touch of the gaiety and spirit +of enterprise which always accompany the opening of a campaign. + +The French colonel with difficulty repressed a yawn, but was polite and +evidently understood Balashev's importance. He led him past his soldiers +and behind the outposts and told him that his wish to be presented to +the Emperor would most likely be satisfied immediately, as the Emperor's +quarters were, he believed, not far off. + +They rode through the village of Rykonty, past tethered French hussar +horses, past sentinels and men who saluted their colonel and stared with +curiosity at a Russian uniform, and came out at the other end of the +village. The colonel said that the commander of the division was a mile +and a quarter away and would receive Balashev and conduct him to his +destination. + +The sun had by now risen and shone gaily on the bright verdure. + +They had hardly ridden up a hill, past a tavern, before they saw a group +of horsemen coming toward them. In front of the group, on a black horse +with trappings that glittered in the sun, rode a tall man with plumes in +his hat and black hair curling down to his shoulders. He wore a red +mantle, and stretched his long legs forward in French fashion. This man +rode toward Balashev at a gallop, his plumes flowing and his gems and +gold lace glittering in the bright June sunshine. + +Balashev was only two horses' length from the equestrian with the +bracelets, plumes, necklaces, and gold embroidery, who was galloping +toward him with a theatrically solemn countenance, when Julner, the +French colonel, whispered respectfully: "The King of Naples!" It was, in +fact, Murat, now called "King of Naples." Though it was quite +incomprehensible why he should be King of Naples, he was called so, and +was himself convinced that he was so, and therefore assumed a more +solemn and important air than formerly. He was so sure that he really +was the King of Naples that when, on the eve of his departure from that +city, while walking through the streets with his wife, some Italians +called out to him: "Viva il re!" * he turned to his wife with a pensive +smile and said: "Poor fellows, they don't know that I am leaving them +tomorrow!" + + +* "Long live the king." + +But though he firmly believed himself to be King of Naples and pitied +the grief felt by the subjects he was abandoning, latterly, after he had +been ordered to return to military service--and especially since his +last interview with Napoleon in Danzig, when his august brother-in-law +had told him: "I made you King that you should reign in my way, but not +in yours!"--he had cheerfully taken up his familiar business, and--like +a well-fed but not overfat horse that feels himself in harness and grows +skittish between the shafts--he dressed up in clothes as variegated and +expensive as possible, and gaily and contentedly galloped along the +roads of Poland, without himself knowing why or whither. + +On seeing the Russian general he threw back his head, with its long hair +curling to his shoulders, in a majestically royal manner, and looked +inquiringly at the French colonel. The colonel respectfully informed His +Majesty of Balashev's mission, whose name he could not pronounce. + +"De Bal-macheve!" said the King (overcoming by his assurance the +difficulty that had presented itself to the colonel). "Charmed to make +your acquaintance, General!" he added, with a gesture of kingly +condescension. + +As soon as the King began to speak loud and fast his royal dignity +instantly forsook him, and without noticing it he passed into his +natural tone of good-natured familiarity. He laid his hand on the +withers of Balashev's horse and said: + +"Well, General, it all looks like war," as if regretting a circumstance +of which he was unable to judge. + +"Your Majesty," replied Balashev, "my master, the Emperor, does not +desire war and as Your Majesty sees..." said Balashev, using the words +Your Majesty at every opportunity, with the affectation unavoidable in +frequently addressing one to whom the title was still a novelty. + +Murat's face beamed with stupid satisfaction as he listened to "Monsieur +de Bal-macheve." But royaute oblige! * and he felt it incumbent on him, +as a king and an ally, to confer on state affairs with Alexander's +envoy. He dismounted, took Balashev's arm, and moving a few steps away +from his suite, which waited respectfully, began to pace up and down +with him, trying to speak significantly. He referred to the fact that +the Emperor Napoleon had resented the demand that he should withdraw his +troops from Prussia, especially when that demand became generally known +and the dignity of France was thereby offended. + + +* "Royalty has its obligations." + +Balashev replied that there was "nothing offensive in the demand, +because..." but Murat interrupted him. + +"Then you don't consider the Emperor Alexander the aggressor?" he asked +unexpectedly, with a kindly and foolish smile. + +Balashev told him why he considered Napoleon to be the originator of the +war. + +"Oh, my dear general!" Murat again interrupted him, "with all my heart I +wish the Emperors may arrange the affair between them, and that the war +begun by no wish of mine may finish as quickly as possible!" said he, in +the tone of a servant who wants to remain good friends with another +despite a quarrel between their masters. + +And he went on to inquiries about the Grand Duke and the state of his +health, and to reminiscences of the gay and amusing times he had spent +with him in Naples. Then suddenly, as if remembering his royal dignity, +Murat solemnly drew himself up, assumed the pose in which he had stood +at his coronation, and, waving his right arm, said: + +"I won't detain you longer, General. I wish success to your mission," +and with his embroidered red mantle, his flowing feathers, and his +glittering ornaments, he rejoined his suite who were respectfully +awaiting him. + +Balashev rode on, supposing from Murat's words that he would very soon +be brought before Napoleon himself. But instead of that, at the next +village the sentinels of Davout's infantry corps detained him as the +pickets of the vanguard had done, and an adjutant of the corps +commander, who was fetched, conducted him into the village to Marshal +Davout. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Davout was to Napoleon what Arakcheev was to Alexander--though not a +coward like Arakcheev, he was as precise, as cruel, and as unable to +express his devotion to his monarch except by cruelty. + +In the organism of states such men are necessary, as wolves are +necessary in the organism of nature, and they always exist, always +appear and hold their own, however incongruous their presence and their +proximity to the head of the government may be. This inevitability alone +can explain how the cruel Arakcheev, who tore out a grenadier's mustache +with his own hands, whose weak nerves rendered him unable to face +danger, and who was neither an educated man nor a courtier, was able to +maintain his powerful position with Alexander, whose own character was +chivalrous, noble, and gentle. + +Balashev found Davout seated on a barrel in the shed of a peasant's hut, +writing--he was auditing accounts. Better quarters could have been found +him, but Marshal Davout was one of those men who purposely put +themselves in most depressing conditions to have a justification for +being gloomy. For the same reason they are always hard at work and in a +hurry. "How can I think of the bright side of life when, as you see, I +am sitting on a barrel and working in a dirty shed?" the expression of +his face seemed to say. The chief pleasure and necessity of such men, +when they encounter anyone who shows animation, is to flaunt their own +dreary, persistent activity. Davout allowed himself that pleasure when +Balashev was brought in. He became still more absorbed in his task when +the Russian general entered, and after glancing over his spectacles at +Balashev's face, which was animated by the beauty of the morning and by +his talk with Murat, he did not rise or even stir, but scowled still +more and sneered malevolently. + +When he noticed in Balashev's face the disagreeable impression this +reception produced, Davout raised his head and coldly asked what he +wanted. + +Thinking he could have been received in such a manner only because +Davout did not know that he was adjutant general to the Emperor +Alexander and even his envoy to Napoleon, Balashev hastened to inform +him of his rank and mission. Contrary to his expectation, Davout, after +hearing him, became still surlier and ruder. + +"Where is your dispatch?" he inquired. "Give it to me. I will send it to +the Emperor." + +Balashev replied that he had been ordered to hand it personally to the +Emperor. + +"Your Emperor's orders are obeyed in your army, but here," said Davout, +"you must do as you're told." + +And, as if to make the Russian general still more conscious of his +dependence on brute force, Davout sent an adjutant to call the officer +on duty. + +Balashev took out the packet containing the Emperor's letter and laid it +on the table (made of a door with its hinges still hanging on it, laid +across two barrels). Davout took the packet and read the inscription. + +"You are perfectly at liberty to treat me with respect or not," +protested Balashev, "but permit me to observe that I have the honor to +be adjutant general to His Majesty...." + +Davout glanced at him silently and plainly derived pleasure from the +signs of agitation and confusion which appeared on Balashev's face. + +"You will be treated as is fitting," said he and, putting the packet in +his pocket, left the shed. + +A minute later the marshal's adjutant, de Castres, came in and conducted +Balashev to the quarters assigned him. + +That day he dined with the marshal, at the same board on the barrels. + +Next day Davout rode out early and, after asking Balashev to come to +him, peremptorily requested him to remain there, to move on with the +baggage train should orders come for it to move, and to talk to no one +except Monsieur de Castres. + +After four days of solitude, ennui, and consciousness of his impotence +and insignificance--particularly acute by contrast with the sphere of +power in which he had so lately moved--and after several marches with +the marshal's baggage and the French army, which occupied the whole +district, Balashev was brought to Vilna--now occupied by the French-- +through the very gate by which he had left it four days previously. + +Next day the imperial gentleman-in-waiting, the Comte de Turenne, came +to Balashev and informed him of the Emperor Napoleon's wish to honor him +with an audience. + +Four days before, sentinels of the Preobrazhensk regiment had stood in +front of the house to which Balashev was conducted, and now two French +grenadiers stood there in blue uniforms unfastened in front and with +shaggy caps on their heads, and an escort of hussars and uhlans and a +brilliant suite of aides-de-camp, pages, and generals, who were waiting +for Napoleon to come out, were standing at the porch, round his saddle +horse and his Mameluke, Rustan. Napoleon received Balashev in the very +house in Vilna from which Alexander had dispatched him on his mission. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Though Balashev was used to imperial pomp, he was amazed at the luxury +and magnificence of Napoleon's court. + +The Comte de Turenne showed him into a big reception room where many +generals, gentlemen-in-waiting, and Polish magnates--several of whom +Balashev had seen at the court of the Emperor of Russia--were waiting. +Duroc said that Napoleon would receive the Russian general before going +for his ride. + +After some minutes, the gentleman-in-waiting who was on duty came into +the great reception room and, bowing politely, asked Balashev to follow +him. + +Balashev went into a small reception room, one door of which led into a +study, the very one from which the Russian Emperor had dispatched him on +his mission. He stood a minute or two, waiting. He heard hurried +footsteps beyond the door, both halves of it were opened rapidly; all +was silent and then from the study the sound was heard of other steps, +firm and resolute--they were those of Napoleon. He had just finished +dressing for his ride, and wore a blue uniform, opening in front over a +white waistcoat so long that it covered his rotund stomach, white +leather breeches tightly fitting the fat thighs of his short legs, and +Hessian boots. His short hair had evidently just been brushed, but one +lock hung down in the middle of his broad forehead. His plump white neck +stood out sharply above the black collar of his uniform, and he smelled +of Eau de Cologne. His full face, rather young-looking, with its +prominent chin, wore a gracious and majestic expression of imperial +welcome. + +He entered briskly, with a jerk at every step and his head slightly +thrown back. His whole short corpulent figure with broad thick +shoulders, and chest and stomach involuntarily protruding, had that +imposing and stately appearance one sees in men of forty who live in +comfort. It was evident, too, that he was in the best of spirits that +day. + +He nodded in answer to Balashav's low and respectful bow, and coming up +to him at once began speaking like a man who values every moment of his +time and does not condescend to prepare what he has to say but is sure +he will always say the right thing and say it well. + +"Good day, General!" said he. "I have received the letter you brought +from the Emperor Alexander and am very glad to see you." He glanced with +his large eyes into Balashav's face and immediately looked past him. + +It was plain that Balashev's personality did not interest him at all. +Evidently only what took place within his own mind interested him. +Nothing outside himself had any significance for him, because everything +in the world, it seemed to him, depended entirely on his will. + +"I do not, and did not, desire war," he continued, "but it has been +forced on me. Even now" (he emphasized the word) "I am ready to receive +any explanations you can give me." + +And he began clearly and concisely to explain his reasons for +dissatisfaction with the Russian government. Judging by the calmly +moderate and amicable tone in which the French Emperor spoke, Balashev +was firmly persuaded that he wished for peace and intended to enter into +negotiations. + +When Napoleon, having finished speaking, looked inquiringly at the +Russian envoy, Balashev began a speech he had prepared long before: +"Sire! The Emperor, my master..." but the sight of the Emperor's eyes +bent on him confused him. "You are flurried--compose yourself!" Napoleon +seemed to say, as with a scarcely perceptible smile he looked at +Balashev's uniform and sword. + +Balashev recovered himself and began to speak. He said that the Emperor +Alexander did not consider Kurakin's demand for his passports a +sufficient cause for war; that Kurakin had acted on his own initiative +and without his sovereign's assent, that the Emperor Alexander did not +desire war, and had no relations with England. + +"Not yet!" interposed Napoleon, and, as if fearing to give vent to his +feelings, he frowned and nodded slightly as a sign that Balashev might +proceed. + +After saying all he had been instructed to say, Balashev added that the +Emperor Alexander wished for peace, but would not enter into +negotiations except on condition that... Here Balashev hesitated: he +remembered the words the Emperor Alexander had not written in his +letter, but had specially inserted in the rescript to Saltykov and had +told Balashev to repeat to Napoleon. Balashev remembered these words, +"So long as a single armed foe remains on Russian soil," but some +complex feeling restrained him. He could not utter them, though he +wished to do so. He grew confused and said: "On condition that the +French army retires beyond the Niemen." + +Napoleon noticed Balashev's embarrassment when uttering these last +words; his face twitched and the calf of his left leg began to quiver +rhythmically. Without moving from where he stood he began speaking in a +louder tone and more hurriedly than before. During the speech that +followed, Balashev, who more than once lowered his eyes, involuntarily +noticed the quivering of Napoleon's left leg which increased the more +Napoleon raised his voice. + +"I desire peace, no less than the Emperor Alexander," he began. "Have I +not for eighteen months been doing everything to obtain it? I have +waited eighteen months for explanations. But in order to begin +negotiations, what is demanded of me?" he said, frowning and making an +energetic gesture of inquiry with his small white plump hand. + +"The withdrawal of your army beyond the Niemen, sire," replied Balashev. + +"The Niemen?" repeated Napoleon. "So now you want me to retire beyond +the Niemen--only the Niemen?" repeated Napoleon, looking straight at +Balashev. + +The latter bowed his head respectfully. + +Instead of the demand of four months earlier to withdraw from Pomerania, +only a withdrawal beyond the Niemen was now demanded. Napoleon turned +quickly and began to pace the room. + +"You say the demand now is that I am to withdraw beyond the Niemen +before commencing negotiations, but in just the same way two months ago +the demand was that I should withdraw beyond the Vistula and the Oder, +and yet you are willing to negotiate." + +He went in silence from one corner of the room to the other and again +stopped in front of Balashev. Balashev noticed that his left leg was +quivering faster than before and his face seemed petrified in its stern +expression. This quivering of his left leg was a thing Napoleon was +conscious of. "The vibration of my left calf is a great sign with me," +he remarked at a later date. + +"Such demands as to retreat beyond the Vistula and Oder may be made to a +Prince of Baden, but not to me!" Napoleon almost screamed, quite to his +own surprise. "If you gave me Petersburg and Moscow I could not accept +such conditions. You say I have begun this war! But who first joined his +army? The Emperor Alexander, not I! And you offer me negotiations when I +have expended millions, when you are in alliance with England, and when +your position is a bad one. You offer me negotiations! But what is the +aim of your alliance with England? What has she given you?" he continued +hurriedly, evidently no longer trying to show the advantages of peace +and discuss its possibility, but only to prove his own rectitude and +power and Alexander's errors and duplicity. + +The commencement of his speech had obviously been made with the +intention of demonstrating the advantages of his position and showing +that he was nevertheless willing to negotiate. But he had begun talking, +and the more he talked the less could he control his words. + +The whole purport of his remarks now was evidently to exalt himself and +insult Alexander--just what he had least desired at the commencement of +the interview. + +"I hear you have made peace with Turkey?" + +Balashev bowed his head affirmatively. + +"Peace has been concluded..." he began. + +But Napoleon did not let him speak. He evidently wanted to do all the +talking himself, and continued to talk with the sort of eloquence and +unrestrained irritability to which spoiled people are so prone. + +"Yes, I know you have made peace with the Turks without obtaining +Moldavia and Wallachia; I would have given your sovereign those +provinces as I gave him Finland. Yes," he went on, "I promised and would +have given the Emperor Alexander Moldavia and Wallachia, and now he +won't have those splendid provinces. Yet he might have united them to +his empire and in a single reign would have extended Russia from the +Gulf of Bothnia to the mouths of the Danube. Catherine the Great could +not have done more," said Napoleon, growing more and more excited as he +paced up and down the room, repeating to Balashev almost the very words +he had used to Alexander himself at Tilsit. "All that, he would have +owed to my friendship. Oh, what a splendid reign!" he repeated several +times, then paused, drew from his pocket a gold snuffbox, lifted it to +his nose, and greedily sniffed at it. + +"What a splendid reign the Emperor Alexander's might have been!" + +He looked compassionately at Balashev, and as soon as the latter tried +to make some rejoinder hastily interrupted him. + +"What could he wish or look for that he would not have obtained through +my friendship?" demanded Napoleon, shrugging his shoulders in +perplexity. "But no, he has preferred to surround himself with my +enemies, and with whom? With Steins, Armfeldts, Bennigsens, and +Wintzingerodes! Stein, a traitor expelled from his own country; +Armfeldt, a rake and an intriguer; Wintzingerode, a fugitive French +subject; Bennigsen, rather more of a soldier than the others, but all +the same an incompetent who was unable to do anything in 1807 and who +should awaken terrible memories in the Emperor Alexander's mind.... +Granted that were they competent they might be made use of," continued +Napoleon--hardly able to keep pace in words with the rush of thoughts +that incessantly sprang up, proving how right and strong he was (in his +perception the two were one and the same)--"but they are not even that! +They are neither fit for war nor peace! Barclay is said to be the most +capable of them all, but I cannot say so, judging by his first +movements. And what are they doing, all these courtiers? Pfuel proposes, +Armfeldt disputes, Bennigsen considers, and Barclay, called on to act, +does not know what to decide on, and time passes bringing no result. +Bagration alone is a military man. He's stupid, but he has experience, a +quick eye, and resolution.... And what role is your young monarch +playing in that monstrous crowd? They compromise him and throw on him +the responsibility for all that happens. A sovereign should not be with +the army unless he is a general!" said Napoleon, evidently uttering +these words as a direct challenge to the Emperor. He knew how Alexander +desired to be a military commander. + +"The campaign began only a week ago, and you haven't even been able to +defend Vilna. You are cut in two and have been driven out of the Polish +provinces. Your army is grumbling." + +"On the contrary, Your Majesty," said Balashev, hardly able to remember +what had been said to him and following these verbal fireworks with +difficulty, "the troops are burning with eagerness..." + +"I know everything!" Napoleon interrupted him. "I know everything. I +know the number of your battalions as exactly as I know my own. You have +not two hundred thousand men, and I have three times that number. I give +you my word of honor," said Napoleon, forgetting that his word of honor +could carry no weight--"I give you my word of honor that I have five +hundred and thirty thousand men this side of the Vistula. The Turks will +be of no use to you; they are worth nothing and have shown it by making +peace with you. As for the Swedes--it is their fate to be governed by +mad kings. Their king was insane and they changed him for another-- +Bernadotte, who promptly went mad--for no Swede would ally himself with +Russia unless he were mad." + +Napoleon grinned maliciously and again raised his snuffbox to his nose. + +Balashev knew how to reply to each of Napoleon's remarks, and would have +done so; he continually made the gesture of a man wishing to say +something, but Napoleon always interrupted him. To the alleged insanity +of the Swedes, Balashev wished to reply that when Russia is on her side +Sweden is practically an island: but Napoleon gave an angry exclamation +to drown his voice. Napoleon was in that state of irritability in which +a man has to talk, talk, and talk, merely to convince himself that he is +in the right. Balashev began to feel uncomfortable: as envoy he feared +to demean his dignity and felt the necessity of replying; but, as a man, +he shrank before the transport of groundless wrath that had evidently +seized Napoleon. He knew that none of the words now uttered by Napoleon +had any significance, and that Napoleon himself would be ashamed of them +when he came to his senses. Balashev stood with downcast eyes, looking +at the movements of Napoleon's stout legs and trying to avoid meeting +his eyes. + +"But what do I care about your allies?" said Napoleon. "I have allies-- +the Poles. There are eighty thousand of them and they fight like lions. +And there will be two hundred thousand of them." + +And probably still more perturbed by the fact that he had uttered this +obvious falsehood, and that Balashev still stood silently before him in +the same attitude of submission to fate, Napoleon abruptly turned round, +drew close to Balashev's face, and, gesticulating rapidly and +energetically with his white hands, almost shouted: + +"Know that if you stir up Prussia against me, I'll wipe it off the map +of Europe!" he declared, his face pale and distorted by anger, and he +struck one of his small hands energetically with the other. "Yes, I will +throw you back beyond the Dvina and beyond the Dnieper, and will re- +erect against you that barrier which it was criminal and blind of Europe +to allow to be destroyed. Yes, that is what will happen to you. That is +what you have gained by alienating me!" And he walked silently several +times up and down the room, his fat shoulders twitching. + +He put his snuffbox into his waistcoat pocket, took it out again, lifted +it several times to his nose, and stopped in front of Balashev. He +paused, looked ironically straight into Balashev's eyes, and said in a +quiet voice: + +"And yet what a splendid reign your master might have had!" + +Balashev, feeling it incumbent on him to reply, said that from the +Russian side things did not appear in so gloomy a light. Napoleon was +silent, still looking derisively at him and evidently not listening to +him. Balashev said that in Russia the best results were expected from +the war. Napoleon nodded condescendingly, as if to say, "I know it's +your duty to say that, but you don't believe it yourself. I have +convinced you." + +When Balashev had ended, Napoleon again took out his snuffbox, sniffed +at it, and stamped his foot twice on the floor as a signal. The door +opened, a gentleman-in-waiting, bending respectfully, handed the Emperor +his hat and gloves; another brought him a pocket handkerchief. Napoleon, +without giving them a glance, turned to Balashev: + +"Assure the Emperor Alexander from me," said he, taking his hat, "that I +am as devoted to him as before: I know him thoroughly and very highly +esteem his lofty qualities. I will detain you no longer, General; you +shall receive my letter to the Emperor." + +And Napoleon went quickly to the door. Everyone in the reception room +rushed forward and descended the staircase. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +After all that Napoleon had said to him--those bursts of anger and the +last dryly spoken words: "I will detain you no longer, General; you +shall receive my letter," Balashev felt convinced that Napoleon would +not wish to see him, and would even avoid another meeting with him--an +insulted envoy--especially as he had witnessed his unseemly anger. But, +to his surprise, Balashev received, through Duroc, an invitation to dine +with the Emperor that day. + +Bessieres, Caulaincourt, and Berthier were present at that dinner. + +Napoleon met Balashev cheerfully and amiably. He not only showed no sign +of constraint or self-reproach on account of his outburst that morning, +but, on the contrary, tried to reassure Balashev. It was evident that he +had long been convinced that it was impossible for him to make a +mistake, and that in his perception whatever he did was right, not +because it harmonized with any idea of right and wrong, but because he +did it. + +The Emperor was in very good spirits after his ride through Vilna, where +crowds of people had rapturously greeted and followed him. From all the +windows of the streets through which he rode, rugs, flags, and his +monogram were displayed, and the Polish ladies, welcoming him, waved +their handkerchiefs to him. + +At dinner, having placed Balashev beside him, Napoleon not only treated +him amiably but behaved as if Balashev were one of his own courtiers, +one of those who sympathized with his plans and ought to rejoice at his +success. In the course of conversation he mentioned Moscow and +questioned Balashev about the Russian capital, not merely as an +interested traveler asks about a new city he intends to visit, but as if +convinced that Balashev, as a Russian, must be flattered by his +curiosity. + +"How many inhabitants are there in Moscow? How many houses? Is it true +that Moscow is called 'Holy Moscow'? How many churches are there in +Moscow?" he asked. + +And receiving the reply that there were more than two hundred churches, +he remarked: + +"Why such a quantity of churches?" + +"The Russians are very devout," replied Balashev. + +"But a large number of monasteries and churches is always a sign of the +backwardness of a people," said Napoleon, turning to Caulaincourt for +appreciation of this remark. + +Balashev respectfully ventured to disagree with the French Emperor. + +"Every country has its own character," said he. + +"But nowhere in Europe is there anything like that," said Napoleon. + +"I beg your Majesty's pardon," returned Balashev, "besides Russia there +is Spain, where there are also many churches and monasteries." + +This reply of Balashev's, which hinted at the recent defeats of the +French in Spain, was much appreciated when he related it at Alexander's +court, but it was not much appreciated at Napoleon's dinner, where it +passed unnoticed. + +The uninterested and perplexed faces of the marshals showed that they +were puzzled as to what Balashev's tone suggested. "If there is a point +we don't see it, or it is not at all witty," their expressions seemed to +say. So little was his rejoinder appreciated that Napoleon did not +notice it at all and naively asked Balashev through what towns the +direct road from there to Moscow passed. Balashev, who was on the alert +all through the dinner, replied that just as "all roads lead to Rome," +so all roads lead to Moscow: there were many roads, and "among them the +road through Poltava, which Charles XII chose." Balashev involuntarily +flushed with pleasure at the aptitude of this reply, but hardly had he +uttered the word Poltava before Caulaincourt began speaking of the +badness of the road from Petersburg to Moscow and of his Petersburg +reminiscences. + +After dinner they went to drink coffee in Napoleon's study, which four +days previously had been that of the Emperor Alexander. Napoleon sat +down, toying with his Sevres coffee cup, and motioned Balashev to a +chair beside him. + +Napoleon was in that well-known after-dinner mood which, more than any +reasoned cause, makes a man contented with himself and disposed to +consider everyone his friend. It seemed to him that he was surrounded by +men who adored him: and he felt convinced that, after his dinner, +Balashev too was his friend and worshiper. Napoleon turned to him with a +pleasant, though slightly ironic, smile. + +"They tell me this is the room the Emperor Alexander occupied? Strange, +isn't it, General?" he said, evidently not doubting that this remark +would be agreeable to his hearer since it went to prove his, Napoleon's, +superiority to Alexander. + +Balashev made no reply and bowed his head in silence. + +"Yes. Four days ago in this room, Wintzingerode and Stein were +deliberating," continued Napoleon with the same derisive and self- +confident smile. "What I can't understand," he went on, "is that the +Emperor Alexander has surrounded himself with my personal enemies. That +I do not... understand. Has he not thought that I may do the same?" and +he turned inquiringly to Balashev, and evidently this thought turned him +back on to the track of his morning's anger, which was still fresh in +him. + +"And let him know that I will do so!" said Napoleon, rising and pushing +his cup away with his hand. "I'll drive all his Wurttemberg, Baden, and +Weimar relations out of Germany.... Yes. I'll drive them out. Let him +prepare an asylum for them in Russia!" + +Balashev bowed his head with an air indicating that he would like to +make his bow and leave, and only listened because he could not help +hearing what was said to him. Napoleon did not notice this expression; +he treated Balashev not as an envoy from his enemy, but as a man now +fully devoted to him and who must rejoice at his former master's +humiliation. + +"And why has the Emperor Alexander taken command of the armies? What is +the good of that? War is my profession, but his business is to reign and +not to command armies! Why has he taken on himself such a +responsibility?" + +Again Napoleon brought out his snuffbox, paced several times up and down +the room in silence, and then, suddenly and unexpectedly, went up to +Balashev and with a slight smile, as confidently, quickly, and simply as +if he were doing something not merely important but pleasing to +Balashev, he raised his hand to the forty-year-old Russian general's +face and, taking him by the ear, pulled it gently, smiling with his lips +only. + +To have one's ear pulled by the Emperor was considered the greatest +honor and mark of favor at the French court. + +"Well, adorer and courtier of the Emperor Alexander, why don't you say +anything?" said he, as if it was ridiculous, in his presence, to be the +adorer and courtier of anyone but himself, Napoleon. "Are the horses +ready for the general?" he added, with a slight inclination of his head +in reply to Balashev's bow. "Let him have mine, he has a long way to +go!" + +The letter taken by Balashev was the last Napoleon sent to Alexander. +Every detail of the interview was communicated to the Russian monarch, +and the war began... + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +After his interview with Pierre in Moscow, Prince Andrew went to +Petersburg, on business as he told his family, but really to meet +Anatole Kuragin whom he felt it necessary to encounter. On reaching +Petersburg he inquired for Kuragin but the latter had already left the +city. Pierre had warned his brother-in-law that Prince Andrew was on his +track. Anatole Kuragin promptly obtained an appointment from the +Minister of War and went to join the army in Moldavia. While in +Petersburg Prince Andrew met Kutuzov, his former commander who was +always well disposed toward him, and Kutuzov suggested that he should +accompany him to the army in Moldavia, to which the old general had been +appointed commander-in-chief. So Prince Andrew, having received an +appointment on the headquarters staff, left for Turkey. + +Prince Andrew did not think it proper to write and challenge Kuragin. He +thought that if he challenged him without some fresh cause it might +compromise the young Countess Rostova and so he wanted to meet Kuragin +personally in order to find a fresh pretext for a duel. But he again +failed to meet Kuragin in Turkey, for soon after Prince Andrew arrived, +the latter returned to Russia. In a new country, amid new conditions, +Prince Andrew found life easier to bear. After his betrothed had broken +faith with him--which he felt the more acutely the more he tried to +conceal its effects--the surroundings in which he had been happy became +trying to him, and the freedom and independence he had once prized so +highly were still more so. Not only could he no longer think the +thoughts that had first come to him as he lay gazing at the sky on the +field of Austerlitz and had later enlarged upon with Pierre, and which +had filled his solitude at Bogucharovo and then in Switzerland and Rome, +but he even dreaded to recall them and the bright and boundless horizons +they had revealed. He was now concerned only with the nearest practical +matters unrelated to his past interests, and he seized on these the more +eagerly the more those past interests were closed to him. It was as if +that lofty, infinite canopy of heaven that had once towered above him +had suddenly turned into a low, solid vault that weighed him down, in +which all was clear, but nothing eternal or mysterious. + +Of the activities that presented themselves to him, army service was the +simplest and most familiar. As a general on duty on Kutuzov's staff, he +applied himself to business with zeal and perseverance and surprised +Kutuzov by his willingness and accuracy in work. Not having found +Kuragin in Turkey, Prince Andrew did not think it necessary to rush back +to Russia after him, but all the same he knew that however long it might +be before he met Kuragin, despite his contempt for him and despite all +the proofs he deduced to convince himself that it was not worth stooping +to a conflict with him--he knew that when he did meet him he would not +be able to resist calling him out, any more than a ravenous man can help +snatching at food. And the consciousness that the insult was not yet +avenged, that his rancor was still unspent, weighed on his heart and +poisoned the artificial tranquillity which he managed to obtain in +Turkey by means of restless, plodding, and rather vainglorious and +ambitious activity. + +In the year 1812, when news of the war with Napoleon reached Bucharest-- +where Kutuzov had been living for two months, passing his days and +nights with a Wallachian woman--Prince Andrew asked Kutuzov to transfer +him to the Western Army. Kutuzov, who was already weary of Bolkonski's +activity which seemed to reproach his own idleness, very readily let him +go and gave him a mission to Barclay de Tolly. + +Before joining the Western Army which was then, in May, encamped at +Drissa, Prince Andrew visited Bald Hills which was directly on his way, +being only two miles off the Smolensk highroad. During the last three +years there had been so many changes in his life, he had thought, felt, +and seen so much (having traveled both in the east and the west), that +on reaching Bald Hills it struck him as strange and unexpected to find +the way of life there unchanged and still the same in every detail. He +entered through the gates with their stone pillars and drove up the +avenue leading to the house as if he were entering an enchanted, +sleeping castle. The same old stateliness, the same cleanliness, the +same stillness reigned there, and inside there was the same furniture, +the same walls, sounds, and smell, and the same timid faces, only +somewhat older. Princess Mary was still the same timid, plain maiden +getting on in years, uselessly and joylessly passing the best years of +her life in fear and constant suffering. Mademoiselle Bourienne was the +same coquettish, self-satisfied girl, enjoying every moment of her +existence and full of joyous hopes for the future. She had merely become +more self-confident, Prince Andrew thought. Dessalles, the tutor he had +brought from Switzerland, was wearing a coat of Russian cut and talking +broken Russian to the servants, but was still the same narrowly +intelligent, conscientious, and pedantic preceptor. The old prince had +changed in appearance only by the loss of a tooth, which left a +noticeable gap on one side of his mouth; in character he was the same as +ever, only showing still more irritability and skepticism as to what was +happening in the world. Little Nicholas alone had changed. He had grown, +become rosier, had curly dark hair, and, when merry and laughing, quite +unconsciously lifted the upper lip of his pretty little mouth just as +the little princess used to do. He alone did not obey the law of +immutability in the enchanted, sleeping castle. But though externally +all remained as of old, the inner relations of all these people had +changed since Prince Andrew had seen them last. The household was +divided into two alien and hostile camps, who changed their habits for +his sake and only met because he was there. To the one camp belonged the +old prince, Mademoiselle Bourienne, and the architect; to the other +Princess Mary, Dessalles, little Nicholas, and all the old nurses and +maids. + +During his stay at Bald Hills all the family dined together, but they +were ill at ease and Prince Andrew felt that he was a visitor for whose +sake an exception was being made and that his presence made them all +feel awkward. Involuntarily feeling this at dinner on the first day, he +was taciturn, and the old prince noticing this also became morosely dumb +and retired to his apartments directly after dinner. In the evening, +when Prince Andrew went to him and, trying to rouse him, began to tell +him of the young Count Kamensky's campaign, the old prince began +unexpectedly to talk about Princess Mary, blaming her for her +superstitions and her dislike of Mademoiselle Bourienne, who, he said, +was the only person really attached to him. + +The old prince said that if he was ill it was only because of Princess +Mary: that she purposely worried and irritated him, and that by +indulgence and silly talk she was spoiling little Prince Nicholas. The +old prince knew very well that he tormented his daughter and that her +life was very hard, but he also knew that he could not help tormenting +her and that she deserved it. "Why does Prince Andrew, who sees this, +say nothing to me about his sister? Does he think me a scoundrel, or an +old fool who, without any reason, keeps his own daughter at a distance +and attaches this Frenchwoman to himself? He doesn't understand, so I +must explain it, and he must hear me out," thought the old prince. And +he began explaining why he could not put up with his daughter's +unreasonable character. + +"If you ask me," said Prince Andrew, without looking up (he was +censuring his father for the first time in his life), "I did not wish to +speak about it, but as you ask me I will give you my frank opinion. If +there is any misunderstanding and discord between you and Mary, I can't +blame her for it at all. I know how she loves and respects you. Since +you ask me," continued Prince Andrew, becoming irritable--as he was +always liable to do of late--"I can only say that if there are any +misunderstandings they are caused by that worthless woman, who is not +fit to be my sister's companion." + +The old man at first stared fixedly at his son, and an unnatural smile +disclosed the fresh gap between his teeth to which Prince Andrew could +not get accustomed. + +"What companion, my dear boy? Eh? You've already been talking it over! +Eh?" + +"Father, I did not want to judge," said Prince Andrew, in a hard and +bitter tone, "but you challenged me, and I have said, and always shall +say, that Mary is not to blame, but those to blame--the one to blame--is +that Frenchwoman." + +"Ah, he has passed judgment... passed judgement!" said the old man in a +low voice and, as it seemed to Prince Andrew, with some embarrassment, +but then he suddenly jumped up and cried: "Be off, be off! Let not a +trace of you remain here!..." + +Prince Andrew wished to leave at once, but Princess Mary persuaded him +to stay another day. That day he did not see his father, who did not +leave his room and admitted no one but Mademoiselle Bourienne and +Tikhon, but asked several times whether his son had gone. Next day, +before leaving, Prince Andrew went to his son's rooms. The boy, curly- +headed like his mother and glowing with health, sat on his knee, and +Prince Andrew began telling him the story of Bluebeard, but fell into a +reverie without finishing the story. He thought not of this pretty +child, his son whom he held on his knee, but of himself. He sought in +himself either remorse for having angered his father or regret at +leaving home for the first time in his life on bad terms with him, and +was horrified to find neither. What meant still more to him was that he +sought and did not find in himself the former tenderness for his son +which he had hoped to reawaken by caressing the boy and taking him on +his knee. + +"Well, go on!" said his son. + +Prince Andrew, without replying, put him down from his knee and went out +of the room. + +As soon as Prince Andrew had given up his daily occupations, and +especially on returning to the old conditions of life amid which he had +been happy, weariness of life overcame him with its former intensity, +and he hastened to escape from these memories and to find some work as +soon as possible. + +"So you've decided to go, Andrew?" asked his sister. + +"Thank God that I can," replied Prince Andrew. "I am very sorry you +can't." + +"Why do you say that?" replied Princess Mary. "Why do you say that, when +you are going to this terrible war, and he is so old? Mademoiselle +Bourienne says he has been asking about you...." + +As soon as she began to speak of that, her lips trembled and her tears +began to fall. Prince Andrew turned away and began pacing the room. + +"Ah, my God! my God! When one thinks who and what--what trash--can cause +people misery!" he said with a malignity that alarmed Princess Mary. + +She understood that when speaking of "trash" he referred not only to +Mademoiselle Bourienne, the cause of her misery, but also to the man who +had ruined his own happiness. + +"Andrew! One thing I beg, I entreat of you!" she said, touching his +elbow and looking at him with eyes that shone through her tears. "I +understand you" (she looked down). "Don't imagine that sorrow is the +work of men. Men are His tools." She looked a little above Prince +Andrew's head with the confident, accustomed look with which one looks +at the place where a familiar portrait hangs. "Sorrow is sent by Him, +not by men. Men are His instruments, they are not to blame. If you think +someone has wronged you, forget it and forgive! We have no right to +punish. And then you will know the happiness of forgiving." + +"If I were a woman I would do so, Mary. That is a woman's virtue. But a +man should not and cannot forgive and forget," he replied, and though +till that moment he had not been thinking of Kuragin, all his unexpended +anger suddenly swelled up in his heart. + +"If Mary is already persuading me to forgive, it means that I ought long +ago to have punished him," he thought. And giving her no further reply, +he began thinking of the glad vindictive moment when he would meet +Kuragin who he knew was now in the army. + +Princess Mary begged him to stay one day more, saying that she knew how +unhappy her father would be if Andrew left without being reconciled to +him, but Prince Andrew replied that he would probably soon be back again +from the army and would certainly write to his father, but that the +longer he stayed now the more embittered their differences would become. + +"Good-bye, Andrew! Remember that misfortunes come from God, and men are +never to blame," were the last words he heard from his sister when he +took leave of her. + +"Then it must be so!" thought Prince Andrew as he drove out of the +avenue from the house at Bald Hills. "She, poor innocent creature, is +left to be victimized by an old man who has outlived his wits. The old +man feels he is guilty, but cannot change himself. My boy is growing up +and rejoices in life, in which like everybody else he will deceive or be +deceived. And I am off to the army. Why? I myself don't know. I want to +meet that man whom I despise, so as to give him a chance to kill and +laugh at me!" + +These conditions of life had been the same before, but then they were +all connected, while now they had all tumbled to pieces. Only senseless +things, lacking coherence, presented themselves one after another to +Prince Andrew's mind. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Prince Andrew reached the general headquarters of the army at the end of +June. The first army, with which was the Emperor, occupied the fortified +camp at Drissa; the second army was retreating, trying to effect a +junction with the first one from which it was said to be cut off by +large French forces. Everyone was dissatisfied with the general course +of affairs in the Russian army, but no one anticipated any danger of +invasion of the Russian provinces, and no one thought the war would +extend farther than the western, the Polish, provinces. + +Prince Andrew found Barclay de Tolly, to whom he had been assigned, on +the bank of the Drissa. As there was not a single town or large village +in the vicinity of the camp, the immense number of generals and +courtiers accompanying the army were living in the best houses of the +villages on both sides of the river, over a radius of six miles. Barclay +de Tolly was quartered nearly three miles from the Emperor. He received +Bolkonski stiffly and coldly and told him in his foreign accent that he +would mention him to the Emperor for a decision as to his employment, +but asked him meanwhile to remain on his staff. Anatole Kuragin, whom +Prince Andrew had hoped to find with the army, was not there. He had +gone to Petersburg, but Prince Andrew was glad to hear this. His mind +was occupied by the interests of the center that was conducting a +gigantic war, and he was glad to be free for a while from the +distraction caused by the thought of Kuragin. During the first four +days, while no duties were required of him, Prince Andrew rode round the +whole fortified camp and, by the aid of his own knowledge and by talks +with experts, tried to form a definite opinion about it. But the +question whether the camp was advantageous or disadvantageous remained +for him undecided. Already from his military experience and what he had +seen in the Austrian campaign, he had come to the conclusion that in war +the most deeply considered plans have no significance and that all +depends on the way unexpected movements of the enemy--that cannot be +foreseen--are met, and on how and by whom the whole matter is handled. +To clear up this last point for himself, Prince Andrew, utilizing his +position and acquaintances, tried to fathom the character of the control +of the army and of the men and parties engaged in it, and he deduced for +himself the following of the state of affairs. + +While the Emperor had still been at Vilna, the forces had been divided +into three armies. First, the army under Barclay de Tolly, secondly, the +army under Bagration, and thirdly, the one commanded by Tormasov. The +Emperor was with the first army, but not as commander-in-chief. In the +orders issued it was stated, not that the Emperor would take command, +but only that he would be with the army. The Emperor, moreover, had with +him not a commander-in-chief's staff but the imperial headquarters +staff. In attendance on him was the head of the imperial staff, +Quartermaster General Prince Volkonski, as well as generals, imperial +aides-de-camp, diplomatic officials, and a large number of foreigners, +but not the army staff. Besides these, there were in attendance on the +Emperor without any definite appointments: Arakcheev, the ex-Minister of +War; Count Bennigsen, the senior general in rank; the Grand Duke +Tsarevich Constantine Pavlovich; Count Rumyantsev, the Chancellor; +Stein, a former Prussian minister; Armfeldt, a Swedish general; Pfuel, +the chief author of the plan of campaign; Paulucci, an adjutant general +and Sardinian emigre; Wolzogen--and many others. Though these men had no +military appointment in the army, their position gave them influence, +and often a corps commander, or even the commander-in-chief, did not +know in what capacity he was questioned by Bennigsen, the Grand Duke, +Arakcheev, or Prince Volkonski, or was given this or that advice and did +not know whether a certain order received in the form of advice emanated +from the man who gave it or from the Emperor and whether it had to be +executed or not. But this was only the external condition; the essential +significance of the presence of the Emperor and of all these people, +from a courtier's point of view (and in an Emperor's vicinity all became +courtiers), was clear to everyone. It was this: the Emperor did not +assume the title of commander-in-chief, but disposed of all the armies; +the men around him were his assistants. Arakcheev was a faithful +custodian to enforce order and acted as the sovereign's bodyguard. +Bennigsen was a landlord in the Vilna province who appeared to be doing +the honors of the district, but was in reality a good general, useful as +an adviser and ready at hand to replace Barclay. The Grand Duke was +there because it suited him to be. The ex-Minister Stein was there +because his advice was useful and the Emperor Alexander held him in high +esteem personally. Armfeldt virulently hated Napoleon and was a general +full of self-confidence, a quality that always influenced Alexander. +Paulucci was there because he was bold and decided in speech. The +adjutants general were there because they always accompanied the +Emperor, and lastly and chiefly Pfuel was there because he had drawn up +the plan of campaign against Napoleon and, having induced Alexander to +believe in the efficacy of that plan, was directing the whole business +of the war. With Pfuel was Wolzogen, who expressed Pfuel's thoughts in a +more comprehensible way than Pfuel himself (who was a harsh, bookish +theorist, self-confident to the point of despising everyone else) was +able to do. + +Besides these Russians and foreigners who propounded new and unexpected +ideas every day--especially the foreigners, who did so with a boldness +characteristic of people employed in a country not their own--there were +many secondary personages accompanying the army because their principals +were there. + +Among the opinions and voices in this immense, restless, brilliant, and +proud sphere, Prince Andrew noticed the following sharply defined +subdivisions of tendencies and parties: + +The first party consisted of Pfuel and his adherents--military theorists +who believed in a science of war with immutable laws--laws of oblique +movements, outflankings, and so forth. Pfuel and his adherents demanded +a retirement into the depths of the country in accordance with precise +laws defined by a pseudo-theory of war, and they saw only barbarism, +ignorance, or evil intention in every deviation from that theory. To +this party belonged the foreign nobles, Wolzogen, Wintzingerode, and +others, chiefly Germans. + +The second party was directly opposed to the first; one extreme, as +always happens, was met by representatives of the other. The members of +this party were those who had demanded an advance from Vilna into Poland +and freedom from all prearranged plans. Besides being advocates of bold +action, this section also represented nationalism, which made them still +more one-sided in the dispute. They were Russians: Bagration, Ermolov +(who was beginning to come to the front), and others. At that time a +famous joke of Ermolov's was being circulated, that as a great favor he +had petitioned the Emperor to make him a German. The men of that party, +remembering Suvorov, said that what one had to do was not to reason, or +stick pins into maps, but to fight, beat the enemy, keep him out of +Russia, and not let the army get discouraged. + +To the third party--in which the Emperor had most confidence--belonged +the courtiers who tried to arrange compromises between the other two. +The members of this party, chiefly civilians and to whom Arakcheev +belonged, thought and said what men who have no convictions but wish to +seem to have some generally say. They said that undoubtedly war, +particularly against such a genius as Bonaparte (they called him +Bonaparte now), needs most deeply devised plans and profound scientific +knowledge and in that respect Pfuel was a genius, but at the same time +it had to be acknowledged that the theorists are often one-sided, and +therefore one should not trust them absolutely, but should also listen +to what Pfuel's opponents and practical men of experience in warfare had +to say, and then choose a middle course. They insisted on the retention +of the camp at Drissa, according to Pfuel's plan, but on changing the +movements of the other armies. Though, by this course, neither one aim +nor the other could be attained, yet it seemed best to the adherents of +this third party. + +Of a fourth opinion the most conspicuous representative was the +Tsarevich, who could not forget his disillusionment at Austerlitz, where +he had ridden out at the head of the Guards, in his casque and cavalry +uniform as to a review, expecting to crush the French gallantly; but +unexpectedly finding himself in the front line had narrowly escaped amid +the general confusion. The men of this party had both the quality and +the defect of frankness in their opinions. They feared Napoleon, +recognized his strength and their own weakness, and frankly said so. +They said: "Nothing but sorrow, shame, and ruin will come of all this! +We have abandoned Vilna and Vitebsk and shall abandon Drissa. The only +reasonable thing left to do is to conclude peace as soon as possible, +before we are turned out of Petersburg." + +This view was very general in the upper army circles and found support +also in Petersburg and from the chancellor, Rumyantsev, who, for other +reasons of state, was in favor of peace. + +The fifth party consisted of those who were adherents of Barclay de +Tolly, not so much as a man but as minister of war and commander-in- +chief. "Be he what he may" (they always began like that), "he is an +honest, practical man and we have nobody better. Give him real power, +for war cannot be conducted successfully without unity of command, and +he will show what he can do, as he did in Finland. If our army is well +organized and strong and has withdrawn to Drissa without suffering any +defeats, we owe this entirely to Barclay. If Barclay is now to be +superseded by Bennigsen all will be lost, for Bennigsen showed his +incapacity already in 1807." + +The sixth party, the Bennigsenites, said, on the contrary, that at any +rate there was no one more active and experienced than Bennigsen: "and +twist about as you may, you will have to come to Bennigsen eventually. +Let the others make mistakes now!" said they, arguing that our +retirement to Drissa was a most shameful reverse and an unbroken series +of blunders. "The more mistakes that are made the better. It will at any +rate be understood all the sooner that things cannot go on like this. +What is wanted is not some Barclay or other, but a man like Bennigsen, +who made his mark in 1807, and to whom Napoleon himself did justice--a +man whose authority would be willingly recognized, and Bennigsen is the +only such man." + +The seventh party consisted of the sort of people who are always to be +found, especially around young sovereigns, and of whom there were +particularly many round Alexander--generals and imperial aides-de-camp +passionately devoted to the Emperor, not merely as a monarch but as a +man, adoring him sincerely and disinterestedly, as Rostov had done in +1805, and who saw in him not only all the virtues but all human +capabilities as well. These men, though enchanted with the sovereign for +refusing the command of the army, yet blamed him for such excessive +modesty, and only desired and insisted that their adored sovereign +should abandon his diffidence and openly announce that he would place +himself at the head of the army, gather round him a commander-in-chief's +staff, and, consulting experienced theoreticians and practical men where +necessary, would himself lead the troops, whose spirits would thereby be +raised to the highest pitch. + +The eighth and largest group, which in its enormous numbers was to the +others as ninety-nine to one, consisted of men who desired neither peace +nor war, neither an advance nor a defensive camp at the Drissa or +anywhere else, neither Barclay nor the Emperor, neither Pfuel nor +Bennigsen, but only the one most essential thing--as much advantage and +pleasure for themselves as possible. In the troubled waters of +conflicting and intersecting intrigues that eddied about the Emperor's +headquarters, it was possible to succeed in many ways unthinkable at +other times. A man who simply wished to retain his lucrative post would +today agree with Pfuel, tomorrow with his opponent, and the day after, +merely to avoid responsibility or to please the Emperor, would declare +that he had no opinion at all on the matter. Another who wished to gain +some advantage would attract the Emperor's attention by loudly +advocating the very thing the Emperor had hinted at the day before, and +would dispute and shout at the council, beating his breast and +challenging those who did not agree with him to duels, thereby proving +that he was prepared to sacrifice himself for the common good. A third, +in the absence of opponents, between two councils would simply solicit a +special gratuity for his faithful services, well knowing that at that +moment people would be too busy to refuse him. A fourth while seemingly +overwhelmed with work would often come accidentally under the Emperor's +eye. A fifth, to achieve his long-cherished aim of dining with the +Emperor, would stubbornly insist on the correctness or falsity of some +newly emerging opinion and for this object would produce arguments more +or less forcible and correct. + +All the men of this party were fishing for rubles, decorations, and +promotions, and in this pursuit watched only the weathercock of imperial +favor, and directly they noticed it turning in any direction, this whole +drone population of the army began blowing hard that way, so that it was +all the harder for the Emperor to turn it elsewhere. Amid the +uncertainties of the position, with the menace of serious danger giving +a peculiarly threatening character to everything, amid this vortex of +intrigue, egotism, conflict of views and feelings, and the diversity of +race among these people--this eighth and largest party of those +preoccupied with personal interests imparted great confusion and +obscurity to the common task. Whatever question arose, a swarm of these +drones, without having finished their buzzing on a previous theme, flew +over to the new one and by their hum drowned and obscured the voices of +those who were disputing honestly. + +From among all these parties, just at the time Prince Andrew reached the +army, another, a ninth party, was being formed and was beginning to +raise its voice. This was the party of the elders, reasonable men +experienced and capable in state affairs, who, without sharing any of +those conflicting opinions, were able to take a detached view of what +was going on at the staff at headquarters and to consider means of +escape from this muddle, indecision, intricacy, and weakness. + +The men of this party said and thought that what was wrong resulted +chiefly from the Emperor's presence in the army with his military court +and from the consequent presence there of an indefinite, conditional, +and unsteady fluctuation of relations, which is in place at court but +harmful in an army; that a sovereign should reign but not command the +army, and that the only way out of the position would be for the Emperor +and his court to leave the army; that the mere presence of the Emperor +paralyzed the action of fifty thousand men required to secure his +personal safety, and that the worst commander-in-chief, if independent, +would be better than the very best one trammeled by the presence and +authority of the monarch. + +Just at the time Prince Andrew was living unoccupied at Drissa, +Shishkov, the Secretary of State and one of the chief representatives of +this party, wrote a letter to the Emperor which Arakcheev and Balashev +agreed to sign. In this letter, availing himself of permission given him +by the Emperor to discuss the general course of affairs, he respectfully +suggested--on the plea that it was necessary for the sovereign to arouse +a warlike spirit in the people of the capital--that the Emperor should +leave the army. + +That arousing of the people by their sovereign and his call to them to +defend their country--the very incitement which was the chief cause of +Russia's triumph in so far as it was produced by the Tsar's personal +presence in Moscow--was suggested to the Emperor, and accepted by him, +as a pretext for quitting the army. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +This letter had not yet been presented to the Emperor when Barclay, one +day at dinner, informed Bolkonski that the sovereign wished to see him +personally, to question him about Turkey, and that Prince Andrew was to +present himself at Bennigsen's quarters at six that evening. + +News was received at the Emperor's quarters that very day of a fresh +movement by Napoleon which might endanger the army--news subsequently +found to be false. And that morning Colonel Michaud had ridden round the +Drissa fortifications with the Emperor and had pointed out to him that +this fortified camp constructed by Pfuel, and till then considered a +chef-d'oeuvre of tactical science which would ensure Napoleon's +destruction, was an absurdity, threatening the destruction of the +Russian army. + +Prince Andrew arrived at Bennigsen's quarters--a country gentleman's +house of moderate size, situated on the very banks of the river. Neither +Bennigsen nor the Emperor was there, but Chernyshev, the Emperor's aide- +de-camp, received Bolkonski and informed him that the Emperor, +accompanied by General Bennigsen and Marquis Paulucci, had gone a second +time that day to inspect the fortifications of the Drissa camp, of the +suitability of which serious doubts were beginning to be felt. + +Chernyshev was sitting at a window in the first room with a French novel +in his hand. This room had probably been a music room; there was still +an organ in it on which some rugs were piled, and in one corner stood +the folding bedstead of Bennigsen's adjutant. This adjutant was also +there and sat dozing on the rolled-up bedding, evidently exhausted by +work or by feasting. Two doors led from the room, one straight on into +what had been the drawing room, and another, on the right, to the study. +Through the first door came the sound of voices conversing in German and +occasionally in French. In that drawing room were gathered, by the +Emperor's wish, not a military council (the Emperor preferred +indefiniteness), but certain persons whose opinions he wished to know in +view of the impending difficulties. It was not a council of war, but, as +it were, a council to elucidate certain questions for the Emperor +personally. To this semicouncil had been invited the Swedish General +Armfeldt, Adjutant General Wolzogen, Wintzingerode (whom Napoleon had +referred to as a renegade French subject), Michaud, Toll, Count Stein +who was not a military man at all, and Pfuel himself, who, as Prince +Andrew had heard, was the mainspring of the whole affair. Prince Andrew +had an opportunity of getting a good look at him, for Pfuel arrived soon +after himself and, in passing through to the drawing room, stopped a +minute to speak to Chernyshev. + +At first sight, Pfuel, in his ill-made uniform of a Russian general, +which fitted him badly like a fancy costume, seemed familiar to Prince +Andrew, though he saw him now for the first time. There was about him +something of Weyrother, Mack, and Schmidt, and many other German +theorist-generals whom Prince Andrew had seen in 1805, but he was more +typical than any of them. Prince Andrew had never yet seen a German +theorist in whom all the characteristics of those others were united to +such an extent. + +Pfuel was short and very thin but broad-boned, of coarse, robust build, +broad in the hips, and with prominent shoulder blades. His face was much +wrinkled and his eyes deep set. His hair had evidently been hastily +brushed smooth in front of the temples, but stuck up behind in quaint +little tufts. He entered the room, looking restlessly and angrily +around, as if afraid of everything in that large apartment. Awkwardly +holding up his sword, he addressed Chernyshev and asked in German where +the Emperor was. One could see that he wished to pass through the rooms +as quickly as possible, finish with the bows and greetings, and sit down +to business in front of a map, where he would feel at home. He nodded +hurriedly in reply to Chernyshev, and smiled ironically on hearing that +the sovereign was inspecting the fortifications that he, Pfuel, had +planned in accord with his theory. He muttered something to himself +abruptly and in a bass voice, as self-assured Germans do--it might have +been "stupid fellow"... or "the whole affair will be ruined," or +"something absurd will come of it."... Prince Andrew did not catch what +he said and would have passed on, but Chernyshev introduced him to +Pfuel, remarking that Prince Andrew was just back from Turkey where the +war had terminated so fortunately. Pfuel barely glanced--not so much at +Prince Andrew as past him--and said, with a laugh: "That must have been +a fine tactical war"; and, laughing contemptuously, went on into the +room from which the sound of voices was heard. + +Pfuel, always inclined to be irritably sarcastic, was particularly +disturbed that day, evidently by the fact that they had dared to inspect +and criticize his camp in his absence. From this short interview with +Pfuel, Prince Andrew, thanks to his Austerlitz experiences, was able to +form a clear conception of the man. Pfuel was one of those hopelessly +and immutably self-confident men, self-confident to the point of +martyrdom as only Germans are, because only Germans are self-confident +on the basis of an abstract notion--science, that is, the supposed +knowledge of absolute truth. A Frenchman is self-assured because he +regards himself personally, both in mind and body, as irresistibly +attractive to men and women. An Englishman is self-assured, as being a +citizen of the best-organized state in the world, and therefore as an +Englishman always knows what he should do and knows that all he does as +an Englishman is undoubtedly correct. An Italian is self-assured because +he is excitable and easily forgets himself and other people. A Russian +is self-assured just because he knows nothing and does not want to know +anything, since he does not believe that anything can be known. The +German's self-assurance is worst of all, stronger and more repulsive +than any other, because he imagines that he knows the truth--science-- +which he himself has invented but which is for him the absolute truth. + +Pfuel was evidently of that sort. He had a science--the theory of +oblique movements deduced by him from the history of Frederick the +Great's wars, and all he came across in the history of more recent +warfare seemed to him absurd and barbarous--monstrous collisions in +which so many blunders were committed by both sides that these wars +could not be called wars, they did not accord with the theory, and +therefore could not serve as material for science. + +In 1806 Pfuel had been one of those responsible, for the plan of +campaign that ended in Jena and Auerstadt, but he did not see the least +proof of the fallibility of his theory in the disasters of that war. On +the contrary, the deviations made from his theory were, in his opinion, +the sole cause of the whole disaster, and with characteristically +gleeful sarcasm he would remark, "There, I said the whole affair would +go to the devil!" Pfuel was one of those theoreticians who so love their +theory that they lose sight of the theory's object--its practical +application. His love of theory made him hate everything practical, and +he would not listen to it. He was even pleased by failures, for failures +resulting from deviations in practice from the theory only proved to him +the accuracy of his theory. + +He said a few words to Prince Andrew and Chernyshev about the present +war, with the air of a man who knows beforehand that all will go wrong, +and who is not displeased that it should be so. The unbrushed tufts of +hair sticking up behind and the hastily brushed hair on his temples +expressed this most eloquently. + +He passed into the next room, and the deep, querulous sounds of his +voice were at once heard from there. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Prince Andrew's eyes were still following Pfuel out of the room when +Count Bennigsen entered hurriedly, and nodding to Bolkonski, but not +pausing, went into the study, giving instructions to his adjutant as he +went. The Emperor was following him, and Bennigsen had hastened on to +make some preparations and to be ready to receive the sovereign. +Chernyshev and Prince Andrew went out into the porch, where the Emperor, +who looked fatigued, was dismounting. Marquis Paulucci was talking to +him with particular warmth and the Emperor, with his head bent to the +left, was listening with a dissatisfied air. The Emperor moved forward +evidently wishing to end the conversation, but the flushed and excited +Italian, oblivious of decorum, followed him and continued to speak. + +"And as for the man who advised forming this camp--the Drissa camp," +said Paulucci, as the Emperor mounted the steps and noticing Prince +Andrew scanned his unfamiliar face, "as to that person, sire..." +continued Paulucci, desperately, apparently unable to restrain himself, +"the man who advised the Drissa camp--I see no alternative but the +lunatic asylum or the gallows!" + +Without heeding the end of the Italian's remarks, and as though not +hearing them, the Emperor, recognizing Bolkonski, addressed him +graciously. + +"I am very glad to see you! Go in there where they are meeting, and wait +for me." + +The Emperor went into the study. He was followed by Prince Peter +Mikhaylovich Volkonski and Baron Stein, and the door closed behind them. +Prince Andrew, taking advantage of the Emperor's permission, accompanied +Paulucci, whom he had known in Turkey, into the drawing room where the +council was assembled. + +Prince Peter Mikhaylovich Volkonski occupied the position, as it were, +of chief of the Emperor's staff. He came out of the study into the +drawing room with some maps which he spread on a table, and put +questions on which he wished to hear the opinion of the gentlemen +present. What had happened was that news (which afterwards proved to be +false) had been received during the night of a movement by the French to +outflank the Drissa camp. + +The first to speak was General Armfeldt who, to meet the difficulty that +presented itself, unexpectedly proposed a perfectly new position away +from the Petersburg and Moscow roads. The reason for this was +inexplicable (unless he wished to show that he, too, could have an +opinion), but he urged that at this point the army should unite and +there await the enemy. It was plain that Armfeldt had thought out that +plan long ago and now expounded it not so much to answer the questions +put--which, in fact, his plan did not answer--as to avail himself of the +opportunity to air it. It was one of the millions of proposals, one as +good as another, that could be made as long as it was quite unknown what +character the war would take. Some disputed his arguments, others +defended them. Young Count Toll objected to the Swedish general's views +more warmly than anyone else, and in the course of the dispute drew from +his side pocket a well-filled notebook, which he asked permission to +read to them. In these voluminous notes Toll suggested another scheme, +totally different from Armfeldt's or Pfuel's plan of campaign. In answer +to Toll, Paulucci suggested an advance and an attack, which, he urged, +could alone extricate us from the present uncertainty and from the trap +(as he called the Drissa camp) in which we were situated. + +During all these discussions Pfuel and his interpreter, Wolzogen (his +"bridge" in court relations), were silent. Pfuel only snorted +contemptuously and turned away, to show that he would never demean +himself by replying to such nonsense as he was now hearing. So when +Prince Volkonski, who was in the chair, called on him to give his +opinion, he merely said: + +"Why ask me? General Armfeldt has proposed a splendid position with an +exposed rear, or why not this Italian gentleman's attack--very fine, or +a retreat, also good! Why ask me?" said he. "Why, you yourselves know +everything better than I do." + +But when Volkonski said, with a frown, that it was in the Emperor's name +that he asked his opinion, Pfuel rose and, suddenly growing animated, +began to speak: + +"Everything has been spoiled, everything muddled, everybody thought they +knew better than I did, and now you come to me! How mend matters? There +is nothing to mend! The principles laid down by me must be strictly +adhered to," said he, drumming on the table with his bony fingers. "What +is the difficulty? Nonsense, childishness!" + +He went up to the map and speaking rapidly began proving that no +eventuality could alter the efficiency of the Drissa camp, that +everything had been foreseen, and that if the enemy were really going to +outflank it, the enemy would inevitably be destroyed. + +Paulucci, who did not know German, began questioning him in French. +Wolzogen came to the assistance of his chief, who spoke French badly, +and began translating for him, hardly able to keep pace with Pfuel, who +was rapidly demonstrating that not only all that had happened, but all +that could happen, had been foreseen in his scheme, and that if there +were now any difficulties the whole fault lay in the fact that his plan +had not been precisely executed. He kept laughing sarcastically, he +demonstrated, and at last contemptuously ceased to demonstrate, like a +mathematician who ceases to prove in various ways the accuracy of a +problem that has already been proved. Wolzogen took his place and +continued to explain his views in French, every now and then turning to +Pfuel and saying, "Is it not so, your excellency?" But Pfuel, like a man +heated in a fight who strikes those on his own side, shouted angrily at +his own supporter, Wolzogen: + +"Well, of course, what more is there to explain?" + +Paulucci and Michaud both attacked Wolzogen simultaneously in French. +Armfeldt addressed Pfuel in German. Toll explained to Volkonski in +Russian. Prince Andrew listened and observed in silence. + +Of all these men Prince Andrew sympathized most with Pfuel, angry, +determined, and absurdly self-confident as he was. Of all those present, +evidently he alone was not seeking anything for himself, nursed no +hatred against anyone, and only desired that the plan, formed on a +theory arrived at by years of toil, should be carried out. He was +ridiculous, and unpleasantly sarcastic, but yet he inspired involuntary +respect by his boundless devotion to an idea. Besides this, the remarks +of all except Pfuel had one common trait that had not been noticeable at +the council of war in 1805: there was now a panic fear of Napoleon's +genius, which, though concealed, was noticeable in every rejoinder. +Everything was assumed to be possible for Napoleon, they expected him +from every side, and invoked his terrible name to shatter each other's +proposals. Pfuel alone seemed to consider Napoleon a barbarian like +everyone else who opposed his theory. But besides this feeling of +respect, Pfuel evoked pity in Prince Andrew. From the tone in which the +courtiers addressed him and the way Paulucci had allowed himself to +speak of him to the Emperor, but above all from a certain desperation in +Pfuel's own expressions, it was clear that the others knew, and Pfuel +himself felt, that his fall was at hand. And despite his self-confidence +and grumpy German sarcasm he was pitiable, with his hair smoothly +brushed on the temples and sticking up in tufts behind. Though he +concealed the fact under a show of irritation and contempt, he was +evidently in despair that the sole remaining chance of verifying his +theory by a huge experiment and proving its soundness to the whole world +was slipping away from him. + +The discussions continued a long time, and the longer they lasted the +more heated became the disputes, culminating in shouts and +personalities, and the less was it possible to arrive at any general +conclusion from all that had been said. Prince Andrew, listening to this +polyglot talk and to these surmises, plans, refutations, and shouts, +felt nothing but amazement at what they were saying. A thought that had +long since and often occurred to him during his military activities--the +idea that there is not and cannot be any science of war, and that +therefore there can be no such thing as a military genius--now appeared +to him an obvious truth. "What theory and science is possible about a +matter the conditions and circumstances of which are unknown and cannot +be defined, especially when the strength of the acting forces cannot be +ascertained? No one was or is able to foresee in what condition our or +the enemy's armies will be in a day's time, and no one can gauge the +force of this or that detachment. Sometimes--when there is not a coward +at the front to shout, 'We are cut off!' and start running, but a brave +and jolly lad who shouts, 'Hurrah!'--a detachment of five thousand is +worth thirty thousand, as at Schon Grabern, while at times fifty +thousand run from eight thousand, as at Austerlitz. What science can +there be in a matter in which, as in all practical matters, nothing can +be defined and everything depends on innumerable conditions, the +significance of which is determined at a particular moment which arrives +no one knows when? Armfeldt says our army is cut in half, and Paulucci +says we have got the French army between two fires; Michaud says that +the worthlessness of the Drissa camp lies in having the river behind it, +and Pfuel says that is what constitutes its strength; Toll proposes one +plan, Armfeldt another, and they are all good and all bad, and the +advantages of any suggestions can be seen only at the moment of trial. +And why do they all speak of a 'military genius'? Is a man a genius who +can order bread to be brought up at the right time and say who is to go +to the right and who to the left? It is only because military men are +invested with pomp and power and crowds of sychophants flatter power, +attributing to it qualities of genius it does not possess. The best +generals I have known were, on the contrary, stupid or absent-minded +men. Bagration was the best, Napoleon himself admitted that. And of +Bonaparte himself! I remember his limited, self-satisfied face on the +field of Austerlitz. Not only does a good army commander not need any +special qualities, on the contrary he needs the absence of the highest +and best human attributes--love, poetry, tenderness, and philosophic +inquiring doubt. He should be limited, firmly convinced that what he is +doing is very important (otherwise he will not have sufficient +patience), and only then will he be a brave leader. God forbid that he +should be humane, should love, or pity, or think of what is just and +unjust. It is understandable that a theory of their 'genius' was +invented for them long ago because they have power! The success of a +military action depends not on them, but on the man in the ranks who +shouts, 'We are lost!' or who shouts, 'Hurrah!' And only in the ranks +can one serve with assurance of being useful." + +So thought Prince Andrew as he listened to the talking, and he roused +himself only when Paulucci called him and everyone was leaving. + +At the review next day the Emperor asked Prince Andrew where he would +like to serve, and Prince Andrew lost his standing in court circles +forever by not asking to remain attached to the sovereign's person, but +for permission to serve in the army. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Before the beginning of the campaign, Rostov had received a letter from +his parents in which they told him briefly of Natasha's illness and the +breaking off of her engagement to Prince Andrew (which they explained by +Natasha's having rejected him) and again asked Nicholas to retire from +the army and return home. On receiving this letter, Nicholas did not +even make any attempt to get leave of absence or to retire from the +army, but wrote to his parents that he was sorry Natasha was ill and her +engagement broken off, and that he would do all he could to meet their +wishes. To Sonya he wrote separately. + +"Adored friend of my soul!" he wrote. "Nothing but honor could keep me +from returning to the country. But now, at the commencement of the +campaign, I should feel dishonored, not only in my comrades' eyes but in +my own, if I preferred my own happiness to my love and duty to the +Fatherland. But this shall be our last separation. Believe me, directly +the war is over, if I am still alive and still loved by you, I will +throw up everything and fly to you, to press you forever to my ardent +breast." + +It was, in fact, only the commencement of the campaign that prevented +Rostov from returning home as he had promised and marrying Sonya. The +autumn in Otradnoe with the hunting, and the winter with the Christmas +holidays and Sonya's love, had opened out to him a vista of tranquil +rural joys and peace such as he had never known before, and which now +allured him. "A splendid wife, children, a good pack of hounds, a dozen +leashes of smart borzois, agriculture, neighbors, service by +election..." thought he. But now the campaign was beginning, and he had +to remain with his regiment. And since it had to be so, Nicholas Rostov, +as was natural to him, felt contented with the life he led in the +regiment and was able to find pleasure in that life. + +On his return from his furlough Nicholas, having been joyfully welcomed +by his comrades, was sent to obtain remounts and brought back from the +Ukraine excellent horses which pleased him and earned him commendation +from his commanders. During his absence he had been promoted captain, +and when the regiment was put on war footing with an increase in +numbers, he was again allotted his old squadron. + +The campaign began, the regiment was moved into Poland on double pay, +new officers arrived, new men and horses, and above all everybody was +infected with the merrily excited mood that goes with the commencement +of a war, and Rostov, conscious of his advantageous position in the +regiment, devoted himself entirely to the pleasures and interests of +military service, though he knew that sooner or later he would have to +relinquish them. + +The troops retired from Vilna for various complicated reasons of state, +political and strategic. Each step of the retreat was accompanied by a +complicated interplay of interests, arguments, and passions at +headquarters. For the Pavlograd hussars, however, the whole of this +retreat during the finest period of summer and with sufficient supplies +was a very simple and agreeable business. + +It was only at headquarters that there was depression, uneasiness, and +intriguing; in the body of the army they did not ask themselves where +they were going or why. If they regretted having to retreat, it was only +because they had to leave billets they had grown accustomed to, or some +pretty young Polish lady. If the thought that things looked bad chanced +to enter anyone's head, he tried to be as cheerful as befits a good +soldier and not to think of the general trend of affairs, but only of +the task nearest to hand. First they camped gaily before Vilna, making +acquaintance with the Polish landowners, preparing for reviews and being +reviewed by the Emperor and other high commanders. Then came an order to +retreat to Sventsyani and destroy any provisions they could not carry +away with them. Sventsyani was remembered by the hussars only as the +drunken camp, a name the whole army gave to their encampment there, and +because many complaints were made against the troops, who, taking +advantage of the order to collect provisions, took also horses, +carriages, and carpets from the Polish proprietors. Rostov remembered +Sventsyani, because on the first day of their arrival at that small town +he changed his sergeant major and was unable to manage all the drunken +men of his squadron who, unknown to him, had appropriated five barrels +of old beer. From Sventsyani they retired farther and farther to Drissa, +and thence again beyond Drissa, drawing near to the frontier of Russia +proper. + +On the thirteenth of July the Pavlograds took part in a serious action +for the first time. + +On the twelfth of July, on the eve of that action, there was a heavy +storm of rain and hail. In general, the summer of 1812 was remarkable +for its storms. + +The two Pavlograd squadrons were bivouacking on a field of rye, which +was already in ear but had been completely trodden down by cattle and +horses. The rain was descending in torrents, and Rostov, with a young +officer named Ilyin, his protege, was sitting in a hastily constructed +shelter. An officer of their regiment, with long mustaches extending +onto his cheeks, who after riding to the staff had been overtaken by the +rain, entered Rostov's shelter. + +"I have come from the staff, Count. Have you heard of Raevski's +exploit?" + +And the officer gave them details of the Saltanov battle, which he had +heard at the staff. + +Rostov, smoking his pipe and turning his head about as the water +trickled down his neck, listened inattentively, with an occasional +glance at Ilyin, who was pressing close to him. This officer, a lad of +sixteen who had recently joined the regiment, was now in the same +relation to Nicholas that Nicholas had been to Denisov seven years +before. Ilyin tried to imitate Rostov in everything and adored him as a +girl might have done. + +Zdrzhinski, the officer with the long mustache, spoke grandiloquently of +the Saltanov dam being "a Russian Thermopylae," and of how a deed worthy +of antiquity had been performed by General Raevski. He recounted how +Raevski had led his two sons onto the dam under terrific fire and had +charged with them beside him. Rostov heard the story and not only said +nothing to encourage Zdrzhinski's enthusiasm but, on the contrary, +looked like a man ashamed of what he was hearing, though with no +intention of contradicting it. Since the campaigns of Austerlitz and of +1807 Rostov knew by experience that men always lie when describing +military exploits, as he himself had done when recounting them; besides +that, he had experience enough to know that nothing happens in war at +all as we can imagine or relate it. And so he did not like Zdrzhinski's +tale, nor did he like Zdrzhinski himself who, with his mustaches +extending over his cheeks, bent low over the face of his hearer, as was +his habit, and crowded Rostov in the narrow shanty. Rostov looked at him +in silence. "In the first place, there must have been such a confusion +and crowding on the dam that was being attacked that if Raevski did lead +his sons there, it could have had no effect except perhaps on some dozen +men nearest to him," thought he, "the rest could not have seen how or +with whom Raevski came onto the dam. And even those who did see it would +not have been much stimulated by it, for what had they to do with +Raevski's tender paternal feelings when their own skins were in danger? +And besides, the fate of the Fatherland did not depend on whether they +took the Saltanov dam or not, as we are told was the case at +Thermopylae. So why should he have made such a sacrifice? And why expose +his own children in the battle? I would not have taken my brother Petya +there, or even Ilyin, who's a stranger to me but a nice lad, but would +have tried to put them somewhere under cover," Nicholas continued to +think, as he listened to Zdrzhinski. But he did not express his +thoughts, for in such matters, too, he had gained experience. He knew +that this tale redounded to the glory of our arms and so one had to +pretend not to doubt it. And he acted accordingly. + +"I can't stand this any more," said Ilyin, noticing that Rostov did not +relish Zdrzhinski's conversation. "My stockings and shirt... and the +water is running on my seat! I'll go and look for shelter. The rain +seems less heavy." + +Ilyin went out and Zdrzhinski rode away. + +Five minutes later Ilyin, splashing through the mud, came running back +to the shanty. + +"Hurrah! Rostov, come quick! I've found it! About two hundred yards away +there's a tavern where ours have already gathered. We can at least get +dry there, and Mary Hendrikhovna's there." + +Mary Hendrikhovna was the wife of the regimental doctor, a pretty young +German woman he had married in Poland. The doctor, whether from lack of +means or because he did not like to part from his young wife in the +early days of their marriage, took her about with him wherever the +hussar regiment went and his jealousy had become a standing joke among +the hussar officers. + +Rostov threw his cloak over his shoulders, shouted to Lavrushka to +follow with the things, and--now slipping in the mud, now splashing +right through it--set off with Ilyin in the lessening rain and the +darkness that was occasionally rent by distant lightning. + +"Rostov, where are you?" + +"Here. What lightning!" they called to one another. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +In the tavern, before which stood the doctor's covered cart, there were +already some five officers. Mary Hendrikhovna, a plump little blonde +German, in a dressing jacket and nightcap, was sitting on a broad bench +in the front corner. Her husband, the doctor, lay asleep behind her. +Rostov and Ilyin, on entering the room, were welcomed with merry shouts +and laughter. + +"Dear me, how jolly we are!" said Rostov laughing. + +"And why do you stand there gaping?" + +"What swells they are! Why, the water streams from them! Don't make our +drawing room so wet." + +"Don't mess Mary Hendrikhovna's dress!" cried other voices. + +Rostov and Ilyin hastened to find a corner where they could change into +dry clothes without offending Mary Hendrikhovna's modesty. They were +going into a tiny recess behind a partition to change, but found it +completely filled by three officers who sat playing cards by the light +of a solitary candle on an empty box, and these officers would on no +account yield their position. Mary Hendrikhovna obliged them with the +loan of a petticoat to be used as a curtain, and behind that screen +Rostov and Ilyin, helped by Lavrushka who had brought their kits, +changed their wet things for dry ones. + +A fire was made up in the dilapidated brick stove. A board was found, +fixed on two saddles and covered with a horsecloth, a small samovar was +produced and a cellaret and half a bottle of rum, and having asked Mary +Hendrikhovna to preside, they all crowded round her. One offered her a +clean handkerchief to wipe her charming hands, another spread a jacket +under her little feet to keep them from the damp, another hung his coat +over the window to keep out the draft, and yet another waved the flies +off her husband's face, lest he should wake up. + +"Leave him alone," said Mary Hendrikhovna, smiling timidly and happily. +"He is sleeping well as it is, after a sleepless night." + +"Oh, no, Mary Hendrikhovna," replied the officer, "one must look after +the doctor. Perhaps he'll take pity on me someday, when it comes to +cutting off a leg or an arm for me." + +There were only three tumblers, the water was so muddy that one could +not make out whether the tea was strong or weak, and the samovar held +only six tumblers of water, but this made it all the pleasanter to take +turns in order of seniority to receive one's tumbler from Mary +Hendrikhovna's plump little hands with their short and not overclean +nails. All the officers appeared to be, and really were, in love with +her that evening. Even those playing cards behind the partition soon +left their game and came over to the samovar, yielding to the general +mood of courting Mary Hendrikhovna. She, seeing herself surrounded by +such brilliant and polite young men, beamed with satisfaction, try as +she might to hide it, and perturbed as she evidently was each time her +husband moved in his sleep behind her. + +There was only one spoon, sugar was more plentiful than anything else, +but it took too long to dissolve, so it was decided that Mary +Hendrikhovna should stir the sugar for everyone in turn. Rostov received +his tumbler, and adding some rum to it asked Mary Hendrikhovna to stir +it. + +"But you take it without sugar?" she said, smiling all the time, as if +everything she said and everything the others said was very amusing and +had a double meaning. + +"It is not the sugar I want, but only that your little hand should stir +my tea." + +Mary Hendrikhovna assented and began looking for the spoon which someone +meanwhile had pounced on. + +"Use your finger, Mary Hendrikhovna, it will be still nicer," said +Rostov. + +"Too hot!" she replied, blushing with pleasure. + +Ilyin put a few drops of rum into the bucket of water and brought it to +Mary Hendrikhovna, asking her to stir it with her finger. + +"This is my cup," said he. "Only dip your finger in it and I'll drink it +all up." + +When they had emptied the samovar, Rostov took a pack of cards and +proposed that they should play "Kings" with Mary Hendrikhovna. They drew +lots to settle who should make up her set. At Rostov's suggestion it was +agreed that whoever became "King" should have the right to kiss Mary +Hendrikhovna's hand, and that the "Booby" should go to refill and reheat +the samovar for the doctor when the latter awoke. + +"Well, but supposing Mary Hendrikhovna is 'King'?" asked Ilyin. + +"As it is, she is Queen, and her word is law!" + +They had hardly begun to play before the doctor's disheveled head +suddenly appeared from behind Mary Hendrikhovna. He had been awake for +some time, listening to what was being said, and evidently found nothing +entertaining or amusing in what was going on. His face was sad and +depressed. Without greeting the officers, he scratched himself and asked +to be allowed to pass as they were blocking the way. As soon as he had +left the room all the officers burst into loud laughter and Mary +Hendrikhovna blushed till her eyes filled with tears and thereby became +still more attractive to them. Returning from the yard, the doctor told +his wife (who had ceased to smile so happily, and looked at him in +alarm, awaiting her sentence) that the rain had ceased and they must go +to sleep in their covered cart, or everything in it would be stolen. + +"But I'll send an orderly.... Two of them!" said Rostov. "What an idea, +doctor!" + +"I'll stand guard on it myself!" said Ilyin. + +"No, gentlemen, you have had your sleep, but I have not slept for two +nights," replied the doctor, and he sat down morosely beside his wife, +waiting for the game to end. + +Seeing his gloomy face as he frowned at his wife, the officers grew +still merrier, and some of them could not refrain from laughter, for +which they hurriedly sought plausible pretexts. When he had gone, taking +his wife with him, and had settled down with her in their covered cart, +the officers lay down in the tavern, covering themselves with their wet +cloaks, but they did not sleep for a long time; now they exchanged +remarks, recalling the doctor's uneasiness and his wife's delight, now +they ran out into the porch and reported what was taking place in the +covered trap. Several times Rostov, covering his head, tried to go to +sleep, but some remark would arouse him and conversation would be +resumed, to the accompaniment of unreasoning, merry, childlike laughter. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +It was nearly three o'clock but no one was yet asleep, when the +quartermaster appeared with an order to move on to the little town of +Ostrovna. Still laughing and talking, the officers began hurriedly +getting ready and again boiled some muddy water in the samovar. But +Rostov went off to his squadron without waiting for tea. Day was +breaking, the rain had ceased, and the clouds were dispersing. It felt +damp and cold, especially in clothes that were still moist. As they left +the tavern in the twilight of the dawn, Rostov and Ilyin both glanced +under the wet and glistening leather hood of the doctor's cart, from +under the apron of which his feet were sticking out, and in the middle +of which his wife's nightcap was visible and her sleepy breathing +audible. + +"She really is a dear little thing," said Rostov to Ilyin, who was +following him. + +"A charming woman!" said Ilyin, with all the gravity of a boy of +sixteen. + +Half an hour later the squadron was lined up on the road. The command +was heard to "mount" and the soldiers crossed themselves and mounted. +Rostov riding in front gave the order "Forward!" and the hussars, with +clanking sabers and subdued talk, their horses' hoofs splashing in the +mud, defiled in fours and moved along the broad road planted with birch +trees on each side, following the infantry and a battery that had gone +on in front. + +Tattered, blue-purple clouds, reddening in the east, were scudding +before the wind. It was growing lighter and lighter. That curly grass +which always grows by country roadsides became clearly visible, still +wet with the night's rain; the drooping branches of the birches, also +wet, swayed in the wind and flung down bright drops of water to one +side. The soldiers' faces were more and more clearly visible. Rostov, +always closely followed by Ilyin, rode along the side of the road +between two rows of birch trees. + +When campaigning, Rostov allowed himself the indulgence of riding not a +regimental but a Cossack horse. A judge of horses and a sportsman, he +had lately procured himself a large, fine, mettlesome, Donets horse, +dun-colored, with light mane and tail, and when he rode it no one could +outgallop him. To ride this horse was a pleasure to him, and he thought +of the horse, of the morning, of the doctor's wife, but not once of the +impending danger. + +Formerly, when going into action, Rostov had felt afraid; now he had not +the least feeling of fear. He was fearless, not because he had grown +used to being under fire (one cannot grow used to danger), but because +he had learned how to manage his thoughts when in danger. He had grown +accustomed when going into action to think about anything but what would +seem most likely to interest him--the impending danger. During the first +period of his service, hard as he tried and much as he reproached +himself with cowardice, he had not been able to do this, but with time +it had come of itself. Now he rode beside Ilyin under the birch trees, +occasionally plucking leaves from a branch that met his hand, sometimes +touching his horse's side with his foot, or, without turning round, +handing a pipe he had finished to an hussar riding behind him, with as +calm and careless an air as though he were merely out for a ride. He +glanced with pity at the excited face of Ilyin, who talked much and in +great agitation. He knew from experience the tormenting expectation of +terror and death the cornet was suffering and knew that only time could +help him. + +As soon as the sun appeared in a clear strip of sky beneath the clouds, +the wind fell, as if it dared not spoil the beauty of the summer morning +after the storm; drops still continued to fall, but vertically now, and +all was still. The whole sun appeared on the horizon and disappeared +behind a long narrow cloud that hung above it. A few minutes later it +reappeared brighter still from behind the top of the cloud, tearing its +edge. Everything grew bright and glittered. And with that light, and as +if in reply to it, came the sound of guns ahead of them. + +Before Rostov had had time to consider and determine the distance of +that firing, Count Ostermann-Tolstoy's adjutant came galloping from +Vitebsk with orders to advance at a trot along the road. + +The squadron overtook and passed the infantry and the battery--which had +also quickened their pace--rode down a hill, and passing through an +empty and deserted village again ascended. The horses began to lather +and the men to flush. + +"Halt! Dress your ranks!" the order of the regimental commander was +heard ahead. "Forward by the left. Walk, march!" came the order from in +front. + +And the hussars, passing along the line of troops on the left flank of +our position, halted behind our uhlans who were in the front line. To +the right stood our infantry in a dense column: they were the reserve. +Higher up the hill, on the very horizon, our guns were visible through +the wonderfully clear air, brightly illuminated by slanting morning +sunbeams. In front, beyond a hollow dale, could be seen the enemy's +columns and guns. Our advanced line, already in action, could be heard +briskly exchanging shots with the enemy in the dale. + +At these sounds, long unheard, Rostov's spirits rose, as at the strains +of the merriest music. Trap-ta-ta-tap! cracked the shots, now together, +now several quickly one after another. Again all was silent and then +again it sounded as if someone were walking on detonators and exploding +them. + +The hussars remained in the same place for about an hour. A cannonade +began. Count Ostermann with his suite rode up behind the squadron, +halted, spoke to the commander of the regiment, and rode up the hill to +the guns. + +After Ostermann had gone, a command rang out to the uhlans. + +"Form column! Prepare to charge!" + +The infantry in front of them parted into platoons to allow the cavalry +to pass. The uhlans started, the streamers on their spears fluttering, +and trotted downhill toward the French cavalry which was seen below to +the left. + +As soon as the uhlans descended the hill, the hussars were ordered up +the hill to support the battery. As they took the places vacated by the +uhlans, bullets came from the front, whining and whistling, but fell +spent without taking effect. + +The sounds, which he had not heard for so long, had an even more +pleasurable and exhilarating effect on Rostov than the previous sounds +of firing. Drawing himself up, he viewed the field of battle opening out +before him from the hill, and with his whole soul followed the movement +of the uhlans. They swooped down close to the French dragoons, something +confused happened there amid the smoke, and five minutes later our +uhlans were galloping back, not to the place they had occupied but more +to the left, and among the orange-colored uhlans on chestnut horses and +behind them, in a large group, blue French dragoons on gray horses could +be seen. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +Rostov, with his keen sportsman's eye, was one of the first to catch +sight of these blue French dragoons pursuing our uhlans. Nearer and +nearer in disorderly crowds came the uhlans and the French dragoons +pursuing them. He could already see how these men, who looked so small +at the foot of the hill, jostled and overtook one another, waving their +arms and their sabers in the air. + +Rostov gazed at what was happening before him as at a hunt. He felt +instinctively that if the hussars struck at the French dragoons now, the +latter could not withstand them, but if a charge was to be made it must +be done now, at that very moment, or it would be too late. He looked +around. A captain, standing beside him, was gazing like himself with +eyes fixed on the cavalry below them. + +"Andrew Sevastyanych!" said Rostov. "You know, we could crush them...." + +"A fine thing too!" replied the captain, "and really..." + +Rostov, without waiting to hear him out, touched his horse, galloped to +the front of his squadron, and before he had time to finish giving the +word of command, the whole squadron, sharing his feeling, was following +him. Rostov himself did not know how or why he did it. He acted as he +did when hunting, without reflecting or considering. He saw the dragoons +near and that they were galloping in disorder; he knew they could not +withstand an attack--knew there was only that moment and that if he let +it slip it would not return. The bullets were whining and whistling so +stimulatingly around him and his horse was so eager to go that he could +not restrain himself. He touched his horse, gave the word of command, +and immediately, hearing behind him the tramp of the horses of his +deployed squadron, rode at full trot downhill toward the dragoons. +Hardly had they reached the bottom of the hill before their pace +instinctively changed to a gallop, which grew faster and faster as they +drew nearer to our uhlans and the French dragoons who galloped after +them. The dragoons were now close at hand. On seeing the hussars, the +foremost began to turn, while those behind began to halt. With the same +feeling with which he had galloped across the path of a wolf, Rostov +gave rein to his Donets horse and galloped to intersect the path of the +dragoons' disordered lines. One Uhlan stopped, another who was on foot +flung himself to the ground to avoid being knocked over, and a riderless +horse fell in among the hussars. Nearly all the French dragoons were +galloping back. Rostov, picking out one on a gray horse, dashed after +him. On the way he came upon a bush, his gallant horse cleared it, and +almost before he had righted himself in his saddle he saw that he would +immediately overtake the enemy he had selected. That Frenchman, by his +uniform an officer, was going at a gallop, crouching on his gray horse +and urging it on with his saber. In another moment Rostov's horse dashed +its breast against the hindquarters of the officer's horse, almost +knocking it over, and at the same instant Rostov, without knowing why, +raised his saber and struck the Frenchman with it. + +The instant he had done this, all Rostov's animation vanished. The +officer fell, not so much from the blow--which had but slightly cut his +arm above the elbow--as from the shock to his horse and from fright. +Rostov reined in his horse, and his eyes sought his foe to see whom he +had vanquished. The French dragoon officer was hopping with one foot on +the ground, the other being caught in the stirrup. His eyes, screwed up +with fear as if he every moment expected another blow, gazed up at +Rostov with shrinking terror. His pale and mud-stained face--fair and +young, with a dimple in the chin and light-blue eyes--was not an enemy's +face at all suited to a battlefield, but a most ordinary, homelike face. +Before Rostov had decided what to do with him, the officer cried, "I +surrender!" He hurriedly but vainly tried to get his foot out of the +stirrup and did not remove his frightened blue eyes from Rostov's face. +Some hussars who galloped up disengaged his foot and helped him into the +saddle. On all sides, the hussars were busy with the dragoons; one was +wounded, but though his face was bleeding, he would not give up his +horse; another was perched up behind an hussar with his arms round him; +a third was being helped by an hussar to mount his horse. In front, the +French infantry were firing as they ran. The hussars galloped hastily +back with their prisoners. Rostov galloped back with the rest, aware of +an unpleasant feeling of depression in his heart. Something vague and +confused, which he could not at all account for, had come over him with +the capture of that officer and the blow he had dealt him. + +Count Ostermann-Tolstoy met the returning hussars, sent for Rostov, +thanked him, and said he would report his gallant deed to the Emperor +and would recommend him for a St. George's Cross. When sent for by Count +Ostermann, Rostov, remembering that he had charged without orders, felt +sure his commander was sending for him to punish him for breach of +discipline. Ostermann's flattering words and promise of a reward should +therefore have struck him all the more pleasantly, but he still felt +that same vaguely disagreeable feeling of moral nausea. "But what on +earth is worrying me?" he asked himself as he rode back from the +general. "Ilyin? No, he's safe. Have I disgraced myself in any way? No, +that's not it." Something else, resembling remorse, tormented him. "Yes, +oh yes, that French officer with the dimple. And I remember how my arm +paused when I raised it." + +Rostov saw the prisoners being led away and galloped after them to have +a look at his Frenchman with the dimple on his chin. He was sitting in +his foreign uniform on an hussar packhorse and looked anxiously about +him; The sword cut on his arm could scarcely be called a wound. He +glanced at Rostov with a feigned smile and waved his hand in greeting. +Rostov still had the same indefinite feeling, as of shame. + +All that day and the next his friends and comrades noticed that Rostov, +without being dull or angry, was silent, thoughtful, and preoccupied. He +drank reluctantly, tried to remain alone, and kept turning something +over in his mind. + +Rostov was always thinking about that brilliant exploit of his, which to +his amazement had gained him the St. George's Cross and even given him a +reputation for bravery, and there was something he could not at all +understand. "So others are even more afraid than I am!" he thought. "So +that's all there is in what is called heroism! And did I do it for my +country's sake? And how was he to blame, with his dimple and blue eyes? +And how frightened he was! He thought that I should kill him. Why should +I kill him? My hand trembled. And they have given me a St. George's +Cross.... I can't make it out at all." + +But while Nicholas was considering these questions and still could reach +no clear solution of what puzzled him so, the wheel of fortune in the +service, as often happens, turned in his favor. After the affair at +Ostrovna he was brought into notice, received command of an hussar +battalion, and when a brave officer was needed he was chosen. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +On receiving news of Natasha's illness, the countess, though not quite +well yet and still weak, went to Moscow with Petya and the rest of the +household, and the whole family moved from Marya Dmitrievna's house to +their own and settled down in town. + +Natasha's illness was so serious that, fortunately for her and for her +parents, the consideration of all that had caused the illness, her +conduct and the breaking off of her engagement, receded into the +background. She was so ill that it was impossible for them to consider +in how far she was to blame for what had happened. She could not eat or +sleep, grew visibly thinner, coughed, and, as the doctors made them +feel, was in danger. They could not think of anything but how to help +her. Doctors came to see her singly and in consultation, talked much in +French, German, and Latin, blamed one another, and prescribed a great +variety of medicines for all the diseases known to them, but the simple +idea never occurred to any of them that they could not know the disease +Natasha was suffering from, as no disease suffered by a live man can be +known, for every living person has his own peculiarities and always has +his own peculiar, personal, novel, complicated disease, unknown to +medicine--not a disease of the lungs, liver, skin, heart, nerves, and so +on mentioned in medical books, but a disease consisting of one of the +innumerable combinations of the maladies of those organs. This simple +thought could not occur to the doctors (as it cannot occur to a wizard +that he is unable to work his charms) because the business of their +lives was to cure, and they received money for it and had spent the best +years of their lives on that business. But, above all, that thought was +kept out of their minds by the fact that they saw they were really +useful, as in fact they were to the whole Rostov family. Their +usefulness did not depend on making the patient swallow substances for +the most part harmful (the harm was scarcely perceptible, as they were +given in small doses), but they were useful, necessary, and +indispensable because they satisfied a mental need of the invalid and of +those who loved her--and that is why there are, and always will be, +pseudo-healers, wise women, homeopaths, and allopaths. They satisfied +that eternal human need for hope of relief, for sympathy, and that +something should be done, which is felt by those who are suffering. They +satisfied the need seen in its most elementary form in a child, when it +wants to have a place rubbed that has been hurt. A child knocks itself +and runs at once to the arms of its mother or nurse to have the aching +spot rubbed or kissed, and it feels better when this is done. The child +cannot believe that the strongest and wisest of its people have no +remedy for its pain, and the hope of relief and the expression of its +mother's sympathy while she rubs the bump comforts it. The doctors were +of use to Natasha because they kissed and rubbed her bump, assuring her +that it would soon pass if only the coachman went to the chemist's in +the Arbat and got a powder and some pills in a pretty box for a ruble +and seventy kopeks, and if she took those powders in boiled water at +intervals of precisely two hours, neither more nor less. + +What would Sonya and the count and countess have done, how would they +have looked, if nothing had been done, if there had not been those pills +to give by the clock, the warm drinks, the chicken cutlets, and all the +other details of life ordered by the doctors, the carrying out of which +supplied an occupation and consolation to the family circle? How would +the count have borne his dearly loved daughter's illness had he not +known that it was costing him a thousand rubles, and that he would not +grudge thousands more to benefit her, or had he not known that if her +illness continued he would not grudge yet other thousands and would take +her abroad for consultations there, and had he not been able to explain +the details of how Metivier and Feller had not understood the symptoms, +but Frise had, and Mudrov had diagnosed them even better? What would the +countess have done had she not been able sometimes to scold the invalid +for not strictly obeying the doctor's orders? + +"You'll never get well like that," she would say, forgetting her grief +in her vexation, "if you won't obey the doctor and take your medicine at +the right time! You mustn't trifle with it, you know, or it may turn to +pneumonia," she would go on, deriving much comfort from the utterance of +that foreign word, incomprehensible to others as well as to herself. + +What would Sonya have done without the glad consciousness that she had +not undressed during the first three nights, in order to be ready to +carry out all the doctor's injunctions with precision, and that she +still kept awake at night so as not to miss the proper time when the +slightly harmful pills in the little gilt box had to be administered? +Even to Natasha herself it was pleasant to see that so many sacrifices +were being made for her sake, and to know that she had to take medicine +at certain hours, though she declared that no medicine would cure her +and that it was all nonsense. And it was even pleasant to be able to +show, by disregarding the orders, that she did not believe in medical +treatment and did not value her life. + +The doctor came every day, felt her pulse, looked at her tongue, and +regardless of her grief-stricken face joked with her. But when he had +gone into another room, to which the countess hurriedly followed him, he +assumed a grave air and thoughtfully shaking his head said that though +there was danger, he had hopes of the effect of this last medicine and +one must wait and see, that the malady was chiefly mental, but... And +the countess, trying to conceal the action from herself and from him, +slipped a gold coin into his hand and always returned to the patient +with a more tranquil mind. + +The symptoms of Natasha's illness were that she ate little, slept +little, coughed, and was always low-spirited. The doctors said that she +could not get on without medical treatment, so they kept her in the +stifling atmosphere of the town, and the Rostovs did not move to the +country that summer of 1812. + +In spite of the many pills she swallowed and the drops and powders out +of the little bottles and boxes of which Madame Schoss who was fond of +such things made a large collection, and in spite of being deprived of +the country life to which she was accustomed, youth prevailed. Natasha's +grief began to be overlaid by the impressions of daily life, it ceased +to press so painfully on her heart, it gradually faded into the past, +and she began to recover physically. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Natasha was calmer but no happier. She not merely avoided all external +forms of pleasure--balls, promenades, concerts, and theaters--but she +never laughed without a sound of tears in her laughter. She could not +sing. As soon as she began to laugh, or tried to sing by herself, tears +choked her: tears of remorse, tears at the recollection of those pure +times which could never return, tears of vexation that she should so +uselessly have ruined her young life which might have been so happy. +Laughter and singing in particular seemed to her like a blasphemy, in +face of her sorrow. Without any need of self-restraint, no wish to +coquet ever entered her head. She said and felt at that time that no man +was more to her than Nastasya Ivanovna, the buffoon. Something stood +sentinel within her and forbade her every joy. Besides, she had lost all +the old interests of her carefree girlish life that had been so full of +hope. The previous autumn, the hunting, "Uncle," and the Christmas +holidays spent with Nicholas at Otradnoe were what she recalled oftenest +and most painfully. What would she not have given to bring back even a +single day of that time! But it was gone forever. Her presentiment at +the time had not deceived her--that that state of freedom and readiness +for any enjoyment would not return again. Yet it was necessary to live +on. + +It comforted her to reflect that she was not better as she had formerly +imagined, but worse, much worse, than anybody else in the world. But +this was not enough. She knew that, and asked herself, "What next?" But +there was nothing to come. There was no joy in life, yet life was +passing. Natasha apparently tried not to be a burden or a hindrance to +anyone, but wanted nothing for herself. She kept away from everyone in +the house and felt at ease only with her brother Petya. She liked to be +with him better than with the others, and when alone with him she +sometimes laughed. She hardly ever left the house and of those who came +to see them was glad to see only one person, Pierre. It would have been +impossible to treat her with more delicacy, greater care, and at the +same time more seriously than did Count Bezukhov. Natasha unconsciously +felt this delicacy and so found great pleasure in his society. But she +was not even grateful to him for it; nothing good on Pierre's part +seemed to her to be an effort, it seemed so natural for him to be kind +to everyone that there was no merit in his kindness. Sometimes Natasha +noticed embarrassment and awkwardness on his part in her presence, +especially when he wanted to do something to please her, or feared that +something they spoke of would awaken memories distressing to her. She +noticed this and attributed it to his general kindness and shyness, +which she imagined must be the same toward everyone as it was to her. +After those involuntary words--that if he were free he would have asked +on his knees for her hand and her love--uttered at a moment when she was +so strongly agitated, Pierre never spoke to Natasha of his feelings; and +it seemed plain to her that those words, which had then so comforted +her, were spoken as all sorts of meaningless words are spoken to comfort +a crying child. It was not because Pierre was a married man, but because +Natasha felt very strongly with him that moral barrier the absence of +which she had experienced with Kuragin that it never entered her head +that the relations between him and herself could lead to love on her +part, still less on his, or even to the kind of tender, self-conscious, +romantic friendship between a man and a woman of which she had known +several instances. + +Before the end of the fast of St. Peter, Agrafena Ivanovna Belova, a +country neighbor of the Rostovs, came to Moscow to pay her devotions at +the shrines of the Moscow saints. She suggested that Natasha should fast +and prepare for Holy Communion, and Natasha gladly welcomed the idea. +Despite the doctor's orders that she should not go out early in the +morning, Natasha insisted on fasting and preparing for the sacrament, +not as they generally prepared for it in the Rostov family by attending +three services in their own house, but as Agrafena Ivanovna did, by +going to church every day for a week and not once missing Vespers, +Matins, or Mass. + +The countess was pleased with Natasha's zeal; after the poor results of +the medical treatment, in the depths of her heart she hoped that prayer +might help her daughter more than medicines and, though not without fear +and concealing it from the doctor, she agreed to Natasha's wish and +entrusted her to Belova. Agrafena Ivanovna used to come to wake Natasha +at three in the morning, but generally found her already awake. She was +afraid of being late for Matins. Hastily washing, and meekly putting on +her shabbiest dress and an old mantilla, Natasha, shivering in the fresh +air, went out into the deserted streets lit by the clear light of dawn. +By Agrafena Ivanovna's advice Natasha prepared herself not in their own +parish, but at a church where, according to the devout Agrafena +Ivanovna, the priest was a man of very severe and lofty life. There were +never many people in the church; Natasha always stood beside Belova in +the customary place before an icon of the Blessed Virgin, let into the +screen before the choir on the left side, and a feeling, new to her, of +humility before something great and incomprehensible, seized her when at +that unusual morning hour, gazing at the dark face of the Virgin +illuminated by the candles burning before it and by the morning light +falling from the window, she listened to the words of the service which +she tried to follow with understanding. When she understood them her +personal feeling became interwoven in the prayers with shades of its +own. When she did not understand, it was sweeter still to think that the +wish to understand everything is pride, that it is impossible to +understand all, that it is only necessary to believe and to commit +oneself to God, whom she felt guiding her soul at those moments. She +crossed herself, bowed low, and when she did not understand, in horror +at her own vileness, simply asked God to forgive her everything, +everything, to have mercy upon her. The prayers to which she surrendered +herself most of all were those of repentance. On her way home at an +early hour when she met no one but bricklayers going to work or men +sweeping the street, and everybody within the houses was still asleep, +Natasha experienced a feeling new to her, a sense of the possibility of +correcting her faults, the possibility of a new, clean life, and of +happiness. + +During the whole week she spent in this way, that feeling grew every +day. And the happiness of taking communion, or "communing" as Agrafena +Ivanovna, joyously playing with the word, called it, seemed to Natasha +so great that she felt she should never live till that blessed Sunday. + +But the happy day came, and on that memorable Sunday, when, dressed in +white muslin, she returned home after communion, for the first time for +many months she felt calm and not oppressed by the thought of the life +that lay before her. + +The doctor who came to see her that day ordered her to continue the +powders he had prescribed a fortnight previously. + +"She must certainly go on taking them morning and evening," said he, +evidently sincerely satisfied with his success. "Only, please be +particular about it. + +"Be quite easy," he continued playfully, as he adroitly took the gold +coin in his palm. "She will soon be singing and frolicking about. The +last medicine has done her a very great deal of good. She has freshened +up very much." + +The countess, with a cheerful expression on her face, looked down at her +nails and spat a little for luck as she returned to the drawing room. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +At the beginning of July more and more disquieting reports about the war +began to spread in Moscow; people spoke of an appeal by the Emperor to +the people, and of his coming himself from the army to Moscow. And as up +to the eleventh of July no manifesto or appeal had been received, +exaggerated reports became current about them and about the position of +Russia. It was said that the Emperor was leaving the army because it was +in danger, it was said that Smolensk had surrendered, that Napoleon had +an army of a million and only a miracle could save Russia. + +On the eleventh of July, which was Saturday, the manifesto was received +but was not yet in print, and Pierre, who was at the Rostovs', promised +to come to dinner next day, Sunday, and bring a copy of the manifesto +and appeal, which he would obtain from Count Rostopchin. + +That Sunday, the Rostovs went to Mass at the Razumovskis' private chapel +as usual. It was a hot July day. Even at ten o'clock, when the Rostovs +got out of their carriage at the chapel, the sultry air, the shouts of +hawkers, the light and gay summer clothes of the crowd, the dusty leaves +of the trees on the boulevard, the sounds of the band and the white +trousers of a battalion marching to parade, the rattling of wheels on +the cobblestones, and the brilliant, hot sunshine were all full of that +summer languor, that content and discontent with the present, which is +most strongly felt on a bright, hot day in town. All the Moscow +notabilities, all the Rostovs' acquaintances, were at the Razumovskis' +chapel, for, as if expecting something to happen, many wealthy families +who usually left town for their country estates had not gone away that +summer. As Natasha, at her mother's side, passed through the crowd +behind a liveried footman who cleared the way for them, she heard a +young man speaking about her in too loud a whisper. + +"That's Rostova, the one who..." + +"She's much thinner, but all the same she's pretty!" + +She heard, or thought she heard, the names of Kuragin and Bolkonski. But +she was always imagining that. It always seemed to her that everyone who +looked at her was thinking only of what had happened to her. With a +sinking heart, wretched as she always was now when she found herself in +a crowd, Natasha in her lilac silk dress trimmed with black lace walked- +-as women can walk--with the more repose and stateliness the greater the +pain and shame in her soul. She knew for certain that she was pretty, +but this no longer gave her satisfaction as it used to. On the contrary +it tormented her more than anything else of late, and particularly so on +this bright, hot summer day in town. "It's Sunday again--another week +past," she thought, recalling that she had been here the Sunday before, +"and always the same life that is no life, and the same surroundings in +which it used to be so easy to live. I'm pretty, I'm young, and I know +that now I am good. I used to be bad, but now I know I am good," she +thought, "but yet my best years are slipping by and are no good to +anyone." She stood by her mother's side and exchanged nods with +acquaintances near her. From habit she scrutinized the ladies' dresses, +condemned the bearing of a lady standing close by who was not crossing +herself properly but in a cramped manner, and again she thought with +vexation that she was herself being judged and was judging others, and +suddenly, at the sound of the service, she felt horrified at her own +vileness, horrified that the former purity of her soul was again lost to +her. + +A comely, fresh-looking old man was conducting the service with that +mild solemnity which has so elevating and soothing an effect on the +souls of the worshipers. The gates of the sanctuary screen were closed, +the curtain was slowly drawn, and from behind it a soft mysterious voice +pronounced some words. Tears, the cause of which she herself did not +understand, made Natasha's breast heave, and a joyous but oppressive +feeling agitated her. + +"Teach me what I should do, how to live my life, how I may grow good +forever, forever!" she pleaded. + +The deacon came out onto the raised space before the altar screen and, +holding his thumb extended, drew his long hair from under his dalmatic +and, making the sign of the cross on his breast, began in a loud and +solemn voice to recite the words of the prayer... + +"In peace let us pray unto the Lord." + +"As one community, without distinction of class, without enmity, united +by brotherly love--let us pray!" thought Natasha. + +"For the peace that is from above, and for the salvation of our souls." + +"For the world of angels and all the spirits who dwell above us," prayed +Natasha. + +When they prayed for the warriors, she thought of her brother and +Denisov. When they prayed for all traveling by land and sea, she +remembered Prince Andrew, prayed for him, and asked God to forgive her +all the wrongs she had done him. When they prayed for those who love us, +she prayed for the members of her own family, her father and mother and +Sonya, realizing for the first time how wrongly she had acted toward +them, and feeling all the strength of her love for them. When they +prayed for those who hate us, she tried to think of her enemies and +people who hated her, in order to pray for them. She included among her +enemies the creditors and all who had business dealings with her father, +and always at the thought of enemies and those who hated her she +remembered Anatole who had done her so much harm--and though he did not +hate her she gladly prayed for him as for an enemy. Only at prayer did +she feel able to think clearly and calmly of Prince Andrew and Anatole, +as men for whom her feelings were as nothing compared with her awe and +devotion to God. When they prayed for the Imperial family and the Synod, +she bowed very low and made the sign of the cross, saying to herself +that even if she did not understand, still she could not doubt, and at +any rate loved the governing Synod and prayed for it. + +When he had finished the Litany the deacon crossed the stole over his +breast and said, "Let us commit ourselves and our whole lives to Christ +the Lord!" + +"Commit ourselves to God," Natasha inwardly repeated. "Lord God, I +submit myself to Thy will!" she thought. "I want nothing, wish for +nothing; teach me what to do and how to use my will! Take me, take me!" +prayed Natasha, with impatient emotion in her heart, not crossing +herself but letting her slender arms hang down as if expecting some +invisible power at any moment to take her and deliver her from herself, +from her regrets, desires, remorse, hopes, and sins. + +The countess looked round several times at her daughter's softened face +and shining eyes and prayed God to help her. + +Unexpectedly, in the middle of the service, and not in the usual order +Natasha knew so well, the deacon brought out a small stool, the one he +knelt on when praying on Trinity Sunday, and placed it before the doors +of the sanctuary screen. The priest came out with his purple velvet +biretta on his head, adjusted his hair, and knelt down with an effort. +Everybody followed his example and they looked at one another in +surprise. Then came the prayer just received from the Synod--a prayer +for the deliverance of Russia from hostile invasion. + +"Lord God of might, God of our salvation!" began the priest in that +voice, clear, not grandiloquent but mild, in which only the Slav clergy +read and which acts so irresistibly on a Russian heart. + +"Lord God of might, God of our salvation! Look this day in mercy and +blessing on Thy humble people, and graciously hear us, spare us, and +have mercy upon us! This foe confounding Thy land, desiring to lay waste +the whole world, rises against us; these lawless men are gathered +together to overthrow Thy kingdom, to destroy Thy dear Jerusalem, Thy +beloved Russia; to defile Thy temples, to overthrow Thine altars, and to +desecrate our holy shrines. How long, O Lord, how long shall the wicked +triumph? How long shall they wield unlawful power? + +"Lord God! Hear us when we pray to Thee; strengthen with Thy might our +most gracious sovereign lord, the Emperor Alexander Pavlovich; be +mindful of his uprightness and meekness, reward him according to his +righteousness, and let it preserve us, Thy chosen Israel! Bless his +counsels, his undertakings, and his work; strengthen his kingdom by +Thine almighty hand, and give him victory over his enemy, even as Thou +gavest Moses the victory over Amalek, Gideon over Midian, and David over +Goliath. Preserve his army, put a bow of brass in the hands of those who +have armed themselves in Thy Name, and gird their loins with strength +for the fight. Take up the spear and shield and arise to help us; +confound and put to shame those who have devised evil against us, may +they be before the faces of Thy faithful warriors as dust before the +wind, and may Thy mighty Angel confound them and put them to flight; may +they be ensnared when they know it not, and may the plots they have laid +in secret be turned against them; let them fall before Thy servants' +feet and be laid low by our hosts! Lord, Thou art able to save both +great and small; Thou art God, and man cannot prevail against Thee! + +"God of our fathers! Remember Thy bounteous mercy and loving-kindness +which are from of old; turn not Thy face from us, but be gracious to our +unworthiness, and in Thy great goodness and Thy many mercies regard not +our transgressions and iniquities! Create in us a clean heart and renew +a right spirit within us, strengthen us all in Thy faith, fortify our +hope, inspire us with true love one for another, arm us with unity of +spirit in the righteous defense of the heritage Thou gavest to us and to +our fathers, and let not the scepter of the wicked be exalted against +the destiny of those Thou hast sanctified. + +"O Lord our God, in whom we believe and in whom we put our trust, let us +not be confounded in our hope of Thy mercy, and give us a token of Thy +blessing, that those who hate us and our Orthodox faith may see it and +be put to shame and perish, and may all the nations know that Thou art +the Lord and we are Thy people. Show Thy mercy upon us this day, O Lord, +and grant us Thy salvation; make the hearts of Thy servants to rejoice +in Thy mercy; smite down our enemies and destroy them swiftly beneath +the feet of Thy faithful servants! For Thou art the defense, the succor, +and the victory of them that put their trust in Thee, and to Thee be all +glory, to Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, now and forever, world without +end. Amen." + +In Natasha's receptive condition of soul this prayer affected her +strongly. She listened to every word about the victory of Moses over +Amalek, of Gideon over Midian, and of David over Goliath, and about the +destruction of "Thy Jerusalem," and she prayed to God with the +tenderness and emotion with which her heart was overflowing, but without +fully understanding what she was asking of God in that prayer. She +shared with all her heart in the prayer for the spirit of righteousness, +for the strengthening of the heart by faith and hope, and its animation +by love. But she could not pray that her enemies might be trampled under +foot when but a few minutes before she had been wishing she had more of +them that she might pray for them. But neither could she doubt the +righteousness of the prayer that was being read on bended knees. She +felt in her heart a devout and tremulous awe at the thought of the +punishment that overtakes men for their sins, and especially of her own +sins, and she prayed to God to forgive them all, and her too, and to +give them all, and her too, peace and happiness. And it seemed to her +that God heard her prayer. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +From the day when Pierre, after leaving the Rostovs' with Natasha's +grateful look fresh in his mind, had gazed at the comet that seemed to +be fixed in the sky and felt that something new was appearing on his own +horizon--from that day the problem of the vanity and uselessness of all +earthly things, that had incessantly tormented him, no longer presented +itself. That terrible question "Why?" "Wherefore?" which had come to him +amid every occupation, was now replaced, not by another question or by a +reply to the former question, but by her image. When he listened to, or +himself took part in, trivial conversations, when he read or heard of +human baseness or folly, he was not horrified as formerly, and did not +ask himself why men struggled so about these things when all is so +transient and incomprehensible--but he remembered her as he had last +seen her, and all his doubts vanished--not because she had answered the +questions that had haunted him, but because his conception of her +transferred him instantly to another, a brighter, realm of spiritual +activity in which no one could be justified or guilty--a realm of beauty +and love which it was worth living for. Whatever worldly baseness +presented itself to him, he said to himself: + +"Well, supposing N. N. swindled the country and the Tsar, and the +country and the Tsar confer honors upon him, what does that matter? She +smiled at me yesterday and asked me to come again, and I love her, and +no one will ever know it." And his soul felt calm and peaceful. + +Pierre still went into society, drank as much and led the same idle and +dissipated life, because besides the hours he spent at the Rostovs' +there were other hours he had to spend somehow, and the habits and +acquaintances he had made in Moscow formed a current that bore him along +irresistibly. But latterly, when more and more disquieting reports came +from the seat of war and Natasha's health began to improve and she no +longer aroused in him the former feeling of careful pity, an ever- +increasing restlessness, which he could not explain, took possession of +him. He felt that the condition he was in could not continue long, that +a catastrophe was coming which would change his whole life, and he +impatiently sought everywhere for signs of that approaching catastrophe. +One of his brother Masons had revealed to Pierre the following prophecy +concerning Napoleon, drawn from the Revelation of St. John. + +In chapter 13, verse 18, of the Apocalypse, it is said: + +Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the +beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred +threescore and six. + +And in the fifth verse of the same chapter: + +And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and +blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two +months. + +The French alphabet, written out with the same numerical values as the +Hebrew, in which the first nine letters denote units and the others +tens, will have the following significance: + + +a b c d e f g h i k 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 +10 l m n o p q r s 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 +90 t u v w x y 100 110 120 130 140 150 z 160 + +Writing the words L'Empereur Napoleon in numbers, it appears that the +sum of them is 666, and that Napoleon was therefore the beast foretold +in the Apocalypse. Moreover, by applying the same system to the words +quarante-deux, * which was the term allowed to the beast that "spoke +great things and blasphemies," the same number 666 was obtained; from +which it followed that the limit fixed for Napoleon's power had come in +the year 1812 when the French emperor was forty-two. This prophecy +pleased Pierre very much and he often asked himself what would put an +end to the power of the beast, that is, of Napoleon, and tried by the +same system of using letters as numbers and adding them up, to find an +answer to the question that engrossed him. He wrote the words L'Empereur +Alexandre, La nation russe and added up their numbers, but the sums were +either more or less than 666. Once when making such calculations he +wrote down his own name in French, Comte Pierre Besouhoff, but the sum +of the numbers did not come right. Then he changed the spelling, +substituting a z for the s and adding de and the article le, still +without obtaining the desired result. Then it occurred to him: if the +answer to the question were contained in his name, his nationality would +also be given in the answer. So he wrote Le russe Besuhof and adding up +the numbers got 671. This was only five too much, and five was +represented by e, the very letter elided from the article le before the +word Empereur. By omitting the e, though incorrectly, Pierre got the +answer he sought. L'russe Besuhof made 666. This discovery excited him. +How, or by what means, he was connected with the great event foretold in +the Apocalypse he did not know, but he did not doubt that connection for +a moment. His love for Natasha, Antichrist, Napoleon, the invasion, the +comet, 666, L'Empereur Napoleon, and L'russe Besuhof--all this had to +mature and culminate, to lift him out of that spellbound, petty sphere +of Moscow habits in which he felt himself held captive and lead him to a +great achievement and great happiness. + + +* Forty-two. + +On the eve of the Sunday when the special prayer was read, Pierre had +promised the Rostovs to bring them, from Count Rostopchin whom he knew +well, both the appeal to the people and the news from the army. In the +morning, when he went to call at Rostopchin's he met there a courier +fresh from the army, an acquaintance of his own, who often danced at +Moscow balls. + +"Do, please, for heaven's sake, relieve me of something!" said the +courier. "I have a sackful of letters to parents." + +Among these letters was one from Nicholas Rostov to his father. Pierre +took that letter, and Rostopchin also gave him the Emperor's appeal to +Moscow, which had just been printed, the last army orders, and his own +most recent bulletin. Glancing through the army orders, Pierre found in +one of them, in the lists of killed, wounded, and rewarded, the name of +Nicholas Rostov, awarded a St. George's Cross of the Fourth Class for +courage shown in the Ostrovna affair, and in the same order the name of +Prince Andrew Bolkonski, appointed to the command of a regiment of +Chasseurs. Though he did not want to remind the Rostovs of Bolkonski, +Pierre could not refrain from making them happy by the news of their +son's having received a decoration, so he sent that printed army order +and Nicholas' letter to the Rostovs, keeping the appeal, the bulletin, +and the other orders to take with him when he went to dinner. + +His conversation with Count Rostopchin and the latter's tone of anxious +hurry, the meeting with the courier who talked casually of how badly +things were going in the army, the rumors of the discovery of spies in +Moscow and of a leaflet in circulation stating that Napoleon promised to +be in both the Russian capitals by the autumn, and the talk of the +Emperor's being expected to arrive next day--all aroused with fresh +force that feeling of agitation and expectation in Pierre which he had +been conscious of ever since the appearance of the comet, and especially +since the beginning of the war. + +He had long been thinking of entering the army and would have done so +had he not been hindered, first, by his membership of the Society of +Freemasons to which he was bound by oath and which preached perpetual +peace and the abolition of war, and secondly, by the fact that when he +saw the great mass of Muscovites who had donned uniform and were talking +patriotism, he somehow felt ashamed to take the step. But the chief +reason for not carrying out his intention to enter the army lay in the +vague idea that he was L'russe Besuhof who had the number of the beast, +666; that his part in the great affair of setting a limit to the power +of the beast that spoke great and blasphemous things had been +predestined from eternity, and that therefore he ought not to undertake +anything, but wait for what was bound to come to pass. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +A few intimate friends were dining with the Rostovs that day, as usual +on Sundays. + +Pierre came early so as to find them alone. + +He had grown so stout this year that he would have been abnormal had he +not been so tall, so broad of limb, and so strong that he carried his +bulk with evident ease. + +He went up the stairs, puffing and muttering something. His coachman did +not even ask whether he was to wait. He knew that when his master was at +the Rostovs' he stayed till midnight. The Rostovs' footman rushed +eagerly forward to help him off with his cloak and take his hat and +stick. Pierre, from club habit, always left both hat and stick in the +anteroom. + +The first person he saw in the house was Natasha. Even before he saw +her, while taking off his cloak, he heard her. She was practicing solfa +exercises in the music room. He knew that she had not sung since her +illness, and so the sound of her voice surprised and delighted him. He +opened the door softly and saw her, in the lilac dress she had worn at +church, walking about the room singing. She had her back to him when he +opened the door, but when, turning quickly, she saw his broad, surprised +face, she blushed and came rapidly up to him. + +"I want to try to sing again," she said, adding as if by way of excuse, +"it is, at least, something to do." + +"That's capital!" + +"How glad I am you've come! I am so happy today," she said, with the old +animation Pierre had not seen in her for a long time. "You know Nicholas +has received a St. George's Cross? I am so proud of him." + +"Oh yes, I sent that announcement. But I don't want to interrupt you," +he added, and was about to go to the drawing room. + +Natasha stopped him. + +"Count, is it wrong of me to sing?" she said blushing, and fixing her +eyes inquiringly on him. + +"No... Why should it be? On the contrary... But why do you ask me?" + +"I don't know myself," Natasha answered quickly, "but I should not like +to do anything you disapproved of. I believe in you completely. You +don't know how important you are to me, how much you've done for me...." +She spoke rapidly and did not notice how Pierre flushed at her words. "I +saw in that same army order that he, Bolkonski" (she whispered the name +hastily), "is in Russia, and in the army again. What do you think?"--she +was speaking hurriedly, evidently afraid her strength might fail her-- +"Will he ever forgive me? Will he not always have a bitter feeling +toward me? What do you think? What do you think?" + +"I think..." Pierre replied, "that he has nothing to forgive.... If I +were in his place..." + +By association of ideas, Pierre was at once carried back to the day +when, trying to comfort her, he had said that if he were not himself but +the best man in the world and free, he would ask on his knees for her +hand; and the same feeling of pity, tenderness, and love took possession +of him and the same words rose to his lips. But she did not give him +time to say them. + +"Yes, you... you..." she said, uttering the word you rapturously-- +"that's a different thing. I know no one kinder, more generous, or +better than you; nobody could be! Had you not been there then, and now +too, I don't know what would have become of me, because..." + +Tears suddenly rose in her eyes, she turned away, lifted her music +before her eyes, began singing again, and again began walking up and +down the room. + +Just then Petya came running in from the drawing room. + +Petya was now a handsome rosy lad of fifteen with full red lips and +resembled Natasha. He was preparing to enter the university, but he and +his friend Obolenski had lately, in secret, agreed to join the hussars. + +Petya had come rushing out to talk to his namesake about this affair. He +had asked Pierre to find out whether he would be accepted in the +hussars. + +Pierre walked up and down the drawing room, not listening to what Petya +was saying. + +Petya pulled him by the arm to attract his attention. + +"Well, what about my plan? Peter Kirilych, for heaven's sake! You are my +only hope," said Petya. + +"Oh yes, your plan. To join the hussars? I'll mention it, I'll bring it +all up today." + +"Well, mon cher, have you got the manifesto?" asked the old count. "The +countess has been to Mass at the Razumovskis' and heard the new prayer. +She says it's very fine." + +"Yes, I've got it," said Pierre. "The Emperor is to be here tomorrow... +there's to be an Extraordinary Meeting of the nobility, and they are +talking of a levy of ten men per thousand. Oh yes, let me congratulate +you!" + +"Yes, yes, thank God! Well, and what news from the army?" + +"We are again retreating. They say we're already near Smolensk," replied +Pierre. + +"O Lord, O Lord!" exclaimed the count. "Where is the manifesto?" + +"The Emperor's appeal? Oh yes!" + +Pierre began feeling in his pockets for the papers, but could not find +them. Still slapping his pockets, he kissed the hand of the countess who +entered the room and glanced uneasily around, evidently expecting +Natasha, who had left off singing but had not yet come into the drawing +room. + +"On my word, I don't know what I've done with it," he said. + +"There he is, always losing everything!" remarked the countess. + +Natasha entered with a softened and agitated expression of face and sat +down looking silently at Pierre. As soon as she entered, Pierre's +features, which had been gloomy, suddenly lighted up, and while still +searching for the papers he glanced at her several times. + +"No, really! I'll drive home, I must have left them there. I'll +certainly..." + +"But you'll be late for dinner." + +"Oh! And my coachman has gone." + +But Sonya, who had gone to look for the papers in the anteroom, had +found them in Pierre's hat, where he had carefully tucked them under the +lining. Pierre was about to begin reading. + +"No, after dinner," said the old count, evidently expecting much +enjoyment from that reading. + +At dinner, at which champagne was drunk to the health of the new +chevalier of St. George, Shinshin told them the town news, of the +illness of the old Georgian princess, of Metivier's disappearance from +Moscow, and of how some German fellow had been brought to Rostopchin and +accused of being a French "spyer" (so Count Rostopchin had told the +story), and how Rostopchin let him go and assured the people that he was +"not a spire at all, but only an old German ruin." + +"People are being arrested..." said the count. "I've told the countess +she should not speak French so much. It's not the time for it now." + +"And have you heard?" Shinshin asked. "Prince Golitsyn has engaged a +master to teach him Russian. It is becoming dangerous to speak French in +the streets." + +"And how about you, Count Peter Kirilych? If they call up the militia, +you too will have to mount a horse," remarked the old count, addressing +Pierre. + +Pierre had been silent and preoccupied all through dinner, seeming not +to grasp what was said. He looked at the count. + +"Oh yes, the war," he said. "No! What sort of warrior should I make? And +yet everything is so strange, so strange! I can't make it out. I don't +know, I am very far from having military tastes, but in these times no +one can answer for himself." + +After dinner the count settled himself comfortably in an easy chair and +with a serious face asked Sonya, who was considered an excellent reader, +to read the appeal. + +"To Moscow, our ancient Capital! + +"The enemy has entered the borders of Russia with immense forces. He +comes to despoil our beloved country." + +Sonya read painstakingly in her high-pitched voice. The count listened +with closed eyes, heaving abrupt sighs at certain passages. + +Natasha sat erect, gazing with a searching look now at her father and +now at Pierre. + +Pierre felt her eyes on him and tried not to look round. The countess +shook her head disapprovingly and angrily at every solemn expression in +the manifesto. In all these words she saw only that the danger +threatening her son would not soon be over. Shinshin, with a sarcastic +smile on his lips, was evidently preparing to make fun of anything that +gave him the opportunity: Sonya's reading, any remark of the count's, or +even the manifesto itself should no better pretext present itself. + +After reading about the dangers that threatened Russia, the hopes the +Emperor placed on Moscow and especially on its illustrious nobility, +Sonya, with a quiver in her voice due chiefly to the attention that was +being paid to her, read the last words: + +"We ourselves will not delay to appear among our people in that Capital +and in other parts of our realm for consultation, and for the direction +of all our levies, both those now barring the enemy's path and those +freshly formed to defeat him wherever he may appear. May the ruin he +hopes to bring upon us recoil on his own head, and may Europe delivered +from bondage glorify the name of Russia!" + +"Yes, that's it!" cried the count, opening his moist eyes and sniffing +repeatedly, as if a strong vinaigrette had been held to his nose; and he +added, "Let the Emperor but say the word and we'll sacrifice everything +and begrudge nothing." + +Before Shinshin had time to utter the joke he was ready to make on the +count's patriotism, Natasha jumped up from her place and ran to her +father. + +"What a darling our Papa is!" she cried, kissing him, and she again +looked at Pierre with the unconscious coquetry that had returned to her +with her better spirits. + +"There! Here's a patriot for you!" said Shinshin. + +"Not a patriot at all, but simply..." Natasha replied in an injured +tone. "Everything seems funny to you, but this isn't at all a joke...." + +"A joke indeed!" put in the count. "Let him but say the word and we'll +all go.... We're not Germans!" + +"But did you notice, it says, 'for consultation'?" said Pierre. + +"Never mind what it's for...." + +At this moment, Petya, to whom nobody was paying any attention, came up +to his father with a very flushed face and said in his breaking voice +that was now deep and now shrill: + +"Well, Papa, I tell you definitely, and Mamma too, it's as you please, +but I say definitely that you must let me enter the army, because I +can't... that's all...." + +The countess, in dismay, looked up to heaven, clasped her hands, and +turned angrily to her husband. + +"That comes of your talking!" said she. + +But the count had already recovered from his excitement. + +"Come, come!" said he. "Here's a fine warrior! No! Nonsense! You must +study." + +"It's not nonsense, Papa. Fedya Obolenski is younger than I, and he's +going too. Besides, all the same I can't study now when..." Petya +stopped short, flushed till he perspired, but still got out the words, +"when our Fatherland is in danger." + +"That'll do, that'll do--nonsense...." + +"But you said yourself that we would sacrifice everything." + +"Petya! Be quiet, I tell you!" cried the count, with a glance at his +wife, who had turned pale and was staring fixedly at her son. + +"And I tell you--Peter Kirilych here will also tell you..." + +"Nonsense, I tell you. Your mother's milk has hardly dried on your lips +and you want to go into the army! There, there, I tell you," and the +count moved to go out of the room, taking the papers, probably to reread +them in his study before having a nap. + +"Well, Peter Kirilych, let's go and have a smoke," he said. + +Pierre was agitated and undecided. Natasha's unwontedly brilliant eyes, +continually glancing at him with a more than cordial look, had reduced +him to this condition. + +"No, I think I'll go home." + +"Home? Why, you meant to spend the evening with us.... You don't often +come nowadays as it is, and this girl of mine," said the count good- +naturedly, pointing to Natasha, "only brightens up when you're here." + +"Yes, I had forgotten... I really must go home... business..." said +Pierre hurriedly. + +"Well, then, au revoir!" said the count, and went out of the room. + +"Why are you going? Why are you upset?" asked Natasha, and she looked +challengingly into Pierre's eyes. + +"Because I love you!" was what he wanted to say, but he did not say it, +and only blushed till the tears came, and lowered his eyes. + +"Because it is better for me to come less often... because... No, simply +I have business...." + +"Why? No, tell me!" Natasha began resolutely and suddenly stopped. + +They looked at each other with dismayed and embarrassed faces. He tried +to smile but could not: his smile expressed suffering, and he silently +kissed her hand and went out. + +Pierre made up his mind not to go to the Rostovs' any more. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +After the definite refusal he had received, Petya went to his room and +there locked himself in and wept bitterly. When he came in to tea, +silent, morose, and with tear-stained face, everybody pretended not to +notice anything. + +Next day the Emperor arrived in Moscow, and several of the Rostovs' +domestic serfs begged permission to go to have a look at him. That +morning Petya was a long time dressing and arranging his hair and collar +to look like a grown-up man. He frowned before his looking glass, +gesticulated, shrugged his shoulders, and finally, without saying a word +to anyone, took his cap and left the house by the back door, trying to +avoid notice. Petya decided to go straight to where the Emperor was and +to explain frankly to some gentleman-in-waiting (he imagined the Emperor +to be always surrounded by gentlemen-in-waiting) that he, Count Rostov, +in spite of his youth wished to serve his country; that youth could be +no hindrance to loyalty, and that he was ready to... While dressing, +Petya had prepared many fine things he meant to say to the gentleman-in- +waiting. + +It was on the very fact of being so young that Petya counted for success +in reaching the Emperor--he even thought how surprised everyone would be +at his youthfulness--and yet in the arrangement of his collar and hair +and by his sedate deliberate walk he wished to appear a grown-up man. +But the farther he went and the more his attention was diverted by the +ever-increasing crowds moving toward the Kremlin, the less he remembered +to walk with the sedateness and deliberation of a man. As he approached +the Kremlin he even began to avoid being crushed and resolutely stuck +out his elbows in a menacing way. But within the Trinity Gateway he was +so pressed to the wall by people who probably were unaware of the +patriotic intentions with which he had come that in spite of all his +determination he had to give in, and stop while carriages passed in, +rumbling beneath the archway. Beside Petya stood a peasant woman, a +footman, two tradesmen, and a discharged soldier. After standing some +time in the gateway, Petya tried to move forward in front of the others +without waiting for all the carriages to pass, and he began resolutely +working his way with his elbows, but the woman just in front of him, who +was the first against whom he directed his efforts, angrily shouted at +him: + +"What are you shoving for, young lordling? Don't you see we're all +standing still? Then why push?" + +"Anybody can shove," said the footman, and also began working his elbows +to such effect that he pushed Petya into a very filthy corner of the +gateway. + +Petya wiped his perspiring face with his hands and pulled up the damp +collar which he had arranged so well at home to seem like a man's. + +He felt that he no longer looked presentable, and feared that if he were +now to approach the gentlemen-in-waiting in that plight he would not be +admitted to the Emperor. But it was impossible to smarten oneself up or +move to another place, because of the crowd. One of the generals who +drove past was an acquaintance of the Rostovs', and Petya thought of +asking his help, but came to the conclusion that that would not be a +manly thing to do. When the carriages had all passed in, the crowd, +carrying Petya with it, streamed forward into the Kremlin Square which +was already full of people. There were people not only in the square, +but everywhere--on the slopes and on the roofs. As soon as Petya found +himself in the square he clearly heard the sound of bells and the joyous +voices of the crowd that filled the whole Kremlin. + +For a while the crowd was less dense, but suddenly all heads were bared, +and everyone rushed forward in one direction. Petya was being pressed so +that he could scarcely breathe, and everybody shouted, "Hurrah! hurrah! +hurrah!" Petya stood on tiptoe and pushed and pinched, but could see +nothing except the people about him. + +All the faces bore the same expression of excitement and enthusiasm. A +tradesman's wife standing beside Petya sobbed, and the tears ran down +her cheeks. + +"Father! Angel! Dear one!" she kept repeating, wiping away her tears +with her fingers. + +"Hurrah!" was heard on all sides. + +For a moment the crowd stood still, but then it made another rush +forward. + +Quite beside himself, Petya, clinching his teeth and rolling his eyes +ferociously, pushed forward, elbowing his way and shouting "hurrah!" as +if he were prepared that instant to kill himself and everyone else, but +on both sides of him other people with similarly ferocious faces pushed +forward and everybody shouted "hurrah!" + +"So this is what the Emperor is!" thought Petya. "No, I can't petition +him myself--that would be too bold." But in spite of this he continued +to struggle desperately forward, and from between the backs of those in +front he caught glimpses of an open space with a strip of red cloth +spread out on it; but just then the crowd swayed back--the police in +front were pushing back those who had pressed too close to the +procession: the Emperor was passing from the palace to the Cathedral of +the Assumption--and Petya unexpectedly received such a blow on his side +and ribs and was squeezed so hard that suddenly everything grew dim +before his eyes and he lost consciousness. When he came to himself, a +man of clerical appearance with a tuft of gray hair at the back of his +head and wearing a shabby blue cassock--probably a church clerk and +chanter--was holding him under the arm with one hand while warding off +the pressure of the crowd with the other. + +"You've crushed the young gentleman!" said the clerk. "What are you up +to? Gently!... They've crushed him, crushed him!" + +The Emperor entered the Cathedral of the Assumption. The crowd spread +out again more evenly, and the clerk led Petya--pale and breathless--to +the Tsar-cannon. Several people were sorry for Petya, and suddenly a +crowd turned toward him and pressed round him. Those who stood nearest +him attended to him, unbuttoned his coat, seated him on the raised +platform of the cannon, and reproached those others (whoever they might +be) who had crushed him. + +"One might easily get killed that way! What do they mean by it? Killing +people! Poor dear, he's as white as a sheet!"--various voices were heard +saying. + +Petya soon came to himself, the color returned to his face, the pain had +passed, and at the cost of that temporary unpleasantness he had obtained +a place by the cannon from where he hoped to see the Emperor who would +be returning that way. Petya no longer thought of presenting his +petition. If he could only see the Emperor he would be happy! + +While the service was proceeding in the Cathedral of the Assumption--it +was a combined service of prayer on the occasion of the Emperor's +arrival and of thanksgiving for the conclusion of peace with the Turks-- +the crowd outside spread out and hawkers appeared, selling kvas, +gingerbread, and poppyseed sweets (of which Petya was particularly +fond), and ordinary conversation could again be heard. A tradesman's +wife was showing a rent in her shawl and telling how much the shawl had +cost; another was saying that all silk goods had now got dear. The clerk +who had rescued Petya was talking to a functionary about the priests who +were officiating that day with the bishop. The clerk several times used +the word "plenary" (of the service), a word Petya did not understand. +Two young citizens were joking with some serf girls who were cracking +nuts. All these conversations, especially the joking with the girls, +were such as might have had a particular charm for Petya at his age, but +they did not interest him now. He sat on his elevation--the pedestal of +the cannon--still agitated as before by the thought of the Emperor and +by his love for him. The feeling of pain and fear he had experienced +when he was being crushed, together with that of rapture, still further +intensified his sense of the importance of the occasion. + +Suddenly the sound of a firing of cannon was heard from the embankment, +to celebrate the signing of peace with the Turks, and the crowd rushed +impetuously toward the embankment to watch the firing. Petya too would +have run there, but the clerk who had taken the young gentleman under +his protection stopped him. The firing was still proceeding when +officers, generals, and gentlemen-in-waiting came running out of the +cathedral, and after them others in a more leisurely manner: caps were +again raised, and those who had run to look at the cannon ran back +again. At last four men in uniforms and sashes emerged from the +cathedral doors. "Hurrah! hurrah!" shouted the crowd again. + +"Which is he? Which?" asked Petya in a tearful voice, of those around +him, but no one answered him, everybody was too excited; and Petya, +fixing on one of those four men, whom he could not clearly see for the +tears of joy that filled his eyes, concentrated all his enthusiasm on +him--though it happened not to be the Emperor--frantically shouted +"Hurrah!" and resolved that tomorrow, come what might, he would join the +army. + +The crowd ran after the Emperor, followed him to the palace, and began +to disperse. It was already late, and Petya had not eaten anything and +was drenched with perspiration, yet he did not go home but stood with +that diminishing, but still considerable, crowd before the palace while +the Emperor dined--looking in at the palace windows, expecting he knew +not what, and envying alike the notables he saw arriving at the entrance +to dine with the Emperor and the court footmen who served at table, +glimpses of whom could be seen through the windows. + +While the Emperor was dining, Valuev, looking out of the window, said: + +"The people are still hoping to see Your Majesty again." + +The dinner was nearly over, and the Emperor, munching a biscuit, rose +and went out onto the balcony. The people, with Petya among them, rushed +toward the balcony. + +"Angel! Dear one! Hurrah! Father!..." cried the crowd, and Petya with +it, and again the women and men of weaker mold, Petya among them, wept +with joy. + +A largish piece of the biscuit the Emperor was holding in his hand broke +off, fell on the balcony parapet, and then to the ground. A coachman in +a jerkin, who stood nearest, sprang forward and snatched it up. Several +people in the crowd rushed at the coachman. Seeing this the Emperor had +a plateful of biscuits brought him and began throwing them down from the +balcony. Petya's eyes grew bloodshot, and still more excited by the +danger of being crushed, he rushed at the biscuits. He did not know why, +but he had to have a biscuit from the Tsar's hand and he felt that he +must not give way. He sprang forward and upset an old woman who was +catching at a biscuit; the old woman did not consider herself defeated +though she was lying on the ground--she grabbed at some biscuits but her +hand did not reach them. Petya pushed her hand away with his knee, +seized a biscuit, and as if fearing to be too late, again shouted +"Hurrah!" with a voice already hoarse. + +The Emperor went in, and after that the greater part of the crowd began +to disperse. + +"There! I said if only we waited--and so it was!" was being joyfully +said by various people. + +Happy as Petya was, he felt sad at having to go home knowing that all +the enjoyment of that day was over. He did not go straight home from the +Kremlin, but called on his friend Obolenski, who was fifteen and was +also entering the regiment. On returning home Petya announced resolutely +and firmly that if he was not allowed to enter the service he would run +away. And next day, Count Ilya Rostov--though he had not yet quite +yielded--went to inquire how he could arrange for Petya to serve where +there would be least danger. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +Two days later, on the fifteenth of July, an immense number of carriages +were standing outside the Sloboda Palace. + +The great halls were full. In the first were the nobility and gentry in +their uniforms, in the second bearded merchants in full-skirted coats of +blue cloth and wearing medals. In the noblemen's hall there was an +incessant movement and buzz of voices. The chief magnates sat on high- +backed chairs at a large table under the portrait of the Emperor, but +most of the gentry were strolling about the room. + +All these nobles, whom Pierre met every day at the club or in their own +houses, were in uniform--some in that of Catherine's day, others in that +of Emperor Paul, others again in the new uniforms of Alexander's time or +the ordinary uniform of the nobility, and the general characteristic of +being in uniform imparted something strange and fantastic to these +diverse and familiar personalities, both old and young. The old men, +dim-eyed, toothless, bald, sallow, and bloated, or gaunt and wrinkled, +were especially striking. For the most part they sat quietly in their +places and were silent, or, if they walked about and talked, attached +themselves to someone younger. On all these faces, as on the faces of +the crowd Petya had seen in the Square, there was a striking +contradiction: the general expectation of a solemn event, and at the +same time the everyday interests in a boston card party, Peter the cook, +Zinaida Dmitrievna's health, and so on. + +Pierre was there too, buttoned up since early morning in a nobleman's +uniform that had become too tight for him. He was agitated; this +extraordinary gathering not only of nobles but also of the merchant- +class--les etats generaux (States-General)--evoked in him a whole series +of ideas he had long laid aside but which were deeply graven in his +soul: thoughts of the Contrat Social and the French Revolution. The +words that had struck him in the Emperor's appeal--that the sovereign +was coming to the capital for consultation with his people--strengthened +this idea. And imagining that in this direction something important +which he had long awaited was drawing near, he strolled about watching +and listening to conversations, but nowhere finding any confirmation of +the ideas that occupied him. + +The Emperor's manifesto was read, evoking enthusiasm, and then all moved +about discussing it. Besides the ordinary topics of conversation, Pierre +heard questions of where the marshals of the nobility were to stand when +the Emperor entered, when a ball should be given in the Emperor's honor, +whether they should group themselves by districts or by whole +provinces... and so on; but as soon as the war was touched on, or what +the nobility had been convened for, the talk became undecided and +indefinite. Then all preferred listening to speaking. + +A middle-aged man, handsome and virile, in the uniform of a retired +naval officer, was speaking in one of the rooms, and a small crowd was +pressing round him. Pierre went up to the circle that had formed round +the speaker and listened. Count Ilya Rostov, in a military uniform of +Catherine's time, was sauntering with a pleasant smile among the crowd, +with all of whom he was acquainted. He too approached that group and +listened with a kindly smile and nods of approval, as he always did, to +what the speaker was saying. The retired naval man was speaking very +boldly, as was evident from the expression on the faces of the listeners +and from the fact that some people Pierre knew as the meekest and +quietest of men walked away disapprovingly or expressed disagreement +with him. Pierre pushed his way into the middle of the group, listened, +and convinced himself that the man was indeed a liberal, but of views +quite different from his own. The naval officer spoke in a particularly +sonorous, musical, and aristocratic baritone voice, pleasantly +swallowing his r's and generally slurring his consonants: the voice of a +man calling out to his servant, "Heah! Bwing me my pipe!" It was +indicative of dissipation and the exercise of authority. + +"What if the Smolensk people have offahd to waise militia for the +Empewah? Ah we to take Smolensk as our patte'n? If the noble awistocwacy +of the pwovince of Moscow thinks fit, it can show its loyalty to our +sov'weign the Empewah in other ways. Have we fo'gotten the waising of +the militia in the yeah 'seven? All that did was to enwich the pwiests' +sons and thieves and wobbahs...." + +Count Ilya Rostov smiled blandly and nodded approval. + +"And was our militia of any use to the Empia? Not at all! It only wuined +our farming! Bettah have another conscwiption... o' ou' men will wetu'n +neithah soldiers no' peasants, and we'll get only depwavity fwom them. +The nobility don't gwudge theah lives--evewy one of us will go and bwing +in more wecwuits, and the sov'weign" (that was the way he referred to +the Emperor) "need only say the word and we'll all die fo' him!" added +the orator with animation. + +Count Rostov's mouth watered with pleasure and he nudged Pierre, but +Pierre wanted to speak himself. He pushed forward, feeling stirred, but +not yet sure what stirred him or what he would say. Scarcely had he +opened his mouth when one of the senators, a man without a tooth in his +head, with a shrewd though angry expression, standing near the first +speaker, interrupted him. Evidently accustomed to managing debates and +to maintaining an argument, he began in low but distinct tones: + +"I imagine, sir," said he, mumbling with his toothless mouth, "that we +have been summoned here not to discuss whether it's best for the empire +at the present moment to adopt conscription or to call out the militia. +We have been summoned to reply to the appeal with which our sovereign +the Emperor has honored us. But to judge what is best--conscription or +the militia--we can leave to the supreme authority...." + +Pierre suddenly saw an outlet for his excitement. He hardened his heart +against the senator who was introducing this set and narrow attitude +into the deliberations of the nobility. Pierre stepped forward and +interrupted him. He himself did not yet know what he would say, but he +began to speak eagerly, occasionally lapsing into French or expressing +himself in bookish Russian. + +"Excuse me, your excellency," he began. (He was well acquainted with the +senator, but thought it necessary on this occasion to address him +formally.) "Though I don't agree with the gentleman..." (he hesitated: +he wished to say, "Mon tres honorable preopinant"--"My very honorable +opponent") "with the gentleman... whom I have not the honor of knowing, +I suppose that the nobility have been summoned not merely to express +their sympathy and enthusiasm but also to consider the means by which we +can assist our Fatherland! I imagine," he went on, warming to his +subject, "that the Emperor himself would not be satisfied to find in us +merely owners of serfs whom we are willing to devote to his service, and +chair a canon * we are ready to make of ourselves--and not to obtain +from us any co-co-counsel." + + +* "Food for cannon." + +Many persons withdrew from the circle, noticing the senator's sarcastic +smile and the freedom of Pierre's remarks. Only Count Rostov was pleased +with them as he had been pleased with those of the naval officer, the +senator, and in general with whatever speech he had last heard. + +"I think that before discussing these questions," Pierre continued, "we +should ask the Emperor--most respectfully ask His Majesty--to let us +know the number of our troops and the position in which our army and our +forces now are, and then..." + +But scarcely had Pierre uttered these words before he was attacked from +three sides. The most vigorous attack came from an old acquaintance, a +boston player who had always been well disposed toward him, Stepan +Stepanovich Adraksin. Adraksin was in uniform, and whether as a result +of the uniform or from some other cause Pierre saw before him quite a +different man. With a sudden expression of malevolence on his aged face, +Adraksin shouted at Pierre: + +"In the first place, I tell you we have no right to question the Emperor +about that, and secondly, if the Russian nobility had that right, the +Emperor could not answer such a question. The troops are moved according +to the enemy's movements and the number of men increases and +decreases..." + +Another voice, that of a nobleman of medium height and about forty years +of age, whom Pierre had formerly met at the gypsies' and knew as a bad +cardplayer, and who, also transformed by his uniform, came up to Pierre, +interrupted Adraksin. + +"Yes, and this is not a time for discussing," he continued, "but for +acting: there is war in Russia! The enemy is advancing to destroy +Russia, to desecrate the tombs of our fathers, to carry off our wives +and children." The nobleman smote his breast. "We will all arise, every +one of us will go, for our father the Tsar!" he shouted, rolling his +bloodshot eyes. Several approving voices were heard in the crowd. "We +are Russians and will not grudge our blood in defense of our faith, the +throne, and the Fatherland! We must cease raving if we are sons of our +Fatherland! We will show Europe how Russia rises to the defense of +Russia!" + +Pierre wished to reply, but could not get in a word. He felt that his +words, apart from what meaning they conveyed, were less audible than the +sound of his opponent's voice. + +Count Rostov at the back of the crowd was expressing approval; several +persons, briskly turning a shoulder to the orator at the end of a +phrase, said: + +"That's right, quite right! Just so!" + +Pierre wished to say that he was ready to sacrifice his money, his +serfs, or himself, only one ought to know the state of affairs in order +to be able to improve it, but he was unable to speak. Many voices +shouted and talked at the same time, so that Count Rostov had not time +to signify his approval of them all, and the group increased, dispersed, +re-formed, and then moved with a hum of talk into the largest hall and +to the big table. Not only was Pierre's attempt to speak unsuccessful, +but he was rudely interrupted, pushed aside, and people turned away from +him as from a common enemy. This happened not because they were +displeased by the substance of his speech, which had even been forgotten +after the many subsequent speeches, but to animate it the crowd needed a +tangible object to love and a tangible object to hate. Pierre became the +latter. Many other orators spoke after the excited nobleman, and all in +the same tone. Many spoke eloquently and with originality. + +Glinka, the editor of the Russian Messenger, who was recognized (cries +of "author! author!" were heard in the crowd), said that "hell must be +repulsed by hell," and that he had seen a child smiling at lightning +flashes and thunderclaps, but "we will not be that child." + +"Yes, yes, at thunderclaps!" was repeated approvingly in the back rows +of the crowd. + +The crowd drew up to the large table, at which sat gray-haired or bald +seventy-year-old magnates, uniformed and besashed almost all of whom +Pierre had seen in their own homes with their buffoons, or playing +boston at the clubs. With an incessant hum of voices the crowd advanced +to the table. Pressed by the throng against the high backs of the +chairs, the orators spoke one after another and sometimes two together. +Those standing behind noticed what a speaker omitted to say and hastened +to supply it. Others in that heat and crush racked their brains to find +some thought and hastened to utter it. The old magnates, whom Pierre +knew, sat and turned to look first at one and then at another, and their +faces for the most part only expressed the fact that they found it very +hot. Pierre, however, felt excited, and the general desire to show that +they were ready to go to all lengths--which found expression in the +tones and looks more than in the substance of the speeches--infected him +too. He did not renounce his opinions, but felt himself in some way to +blame and wished to justify himself. + +"I only said that it would be more to the purpose to make sacrifices +when we know what is needed!" said he, trying to be heard above the +other voices. + +One of the old men nearest to him looked round, but his attention was +immediately diverted by an exclamation at the other side of the table. + +"Yes, Moscow will be surrendered! She will be our expiation!" shouted +one man. + +"He is the enemy of mankind!" cried another. "Allow me to speak...." +"Gentlemen, you are crushing me!..." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +At that moment Count Rostopchin with his protruding chin and alert eyes, +wearing the uniform of a general with sash over his shoulder, entered +the room, stepping briskly to the front of the crowd of gentry. + +"Our sovereign the Emperor will be here in a moment," said Rostopchin. +"I am straight from the palace. Seeing the position we are in, I think +there is little need for discussion. The Emperor has deigned to summon +us and the merchants. Millions will pour forth from there"--he pointed +to the merchants' hall--"but our business is to supply men and not spare +ourselves... That is the least we can do!" + +A conference took place confined to the magnates sitting at the table. +The whole consultation passed more than quietly. After all the preceding +noise the sound of their old voices saying one after another, "I agree," +or for variety, "I too am of that opinion," and so on had even a +mournful effect. + +The secretary was told to write down the resolution of the Moscow +nobility and gentry, that they would furnish ten men, fully equipped, +out of every thousand serfs, as the Smolensk gentry had done. Their +chairs made a scraping noise as the gentlemen who had conferred rose +with apparent relief, and began walking up and down, arm in arm, to +stretch their legs and converse in couples. + +"The Emperor! The Emperor!" a sudden cry resounded through the halls and +the whole throng hurried to the entrance. + +The Emperor entered the hall through a broad path between two lines of +nobles. Every face expressed respectful, awe-struck curiosity. Pierre +stood rather far off and could not hear all that the Emperor said. From +what he did hear he understood that the Emperor spoke of the danger +threatening the empire and of the hopes he placed on the Moscow +nobility. He was answered by a voice which informed him of the +resolution just arrived at. + +"Gentlemen!" said the Emperor with a quivering voice. + +There was a rustling among the crowd and it again subsided, so that +Pierre distinctly heard the pleasantly human voice of the Emperor saying +with emotion: + +"I never doubted the devotion of the Russian nobles, but today it has +surpassed my expectations. I thank you in the name of the Fatherland! +Gentlemen, let us act! Time is most precious..." + +The Emperor ceased speaking, the crowd began pressing round him, and +rapturous exclamations were heard from all sides. + +"Yes, most precious... a royal word," said Count Rostov, with a sob. He +stood at the back, and, though he had heard hardly anything, understood +everything in his own way. + +From the hall of the nobility the Emperor went to that of the merchants. +There he remained about ten minutes. Pierre was among those who saw him +come out from the merchants' hall with tears of emotion in his eyes. As +became known later, he had scarcely begun to address the merchants +before tears gushed from his eyes and he concluded in a trembling voice. +When Pierre saw the Emperor he was coming out accompanied by two +merchants, one of whom Pierre knew, a fat otkupshchik. The other was the +mayor, a man with a thin sallow face and narrow beard. Both were +weeping. Tears filled the thin man's eyes, and the fat otkupshchik +sobbed outright like a child and kept repeating: + +"Our lives and property--take them, Your Majesty!" + +Pierre's one feeling at the moment was a desire to show that he was +ready to go all lengths and was prepared to sacrifice everything. He now +felt ashamed of his speech with its constitutional tendency and sought +an opportunity of effacing it. Having heard that Count Mamonov was +furnishing a regiment, Bezukhov at once informed Rostopchin that he +would give a thousand men and their maintenance. + +Old Rostov could not tell his wife of what had passed without tears, and +at once consented to Petya's request and went himself to enter his name. + +Next day the Emperor left Moscow. The assembled nobles all took off +their uniforms and settled down again in their homes and clubs, and not +without some groans gave orders to their stewards about the enrollment, +feeling amazed themselves at what they had done. + +BOOK TEN: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Napoleon began the war with Russia because he could not resist going to +Dresden, could not help having his head turned by the homage he +received, could not help donning a Polish uniform and yielding to the +stimulating influence of a June morning, and could not refrain from +bursts of anger in the presence of Kurakin and then of Balashev. + +Alexander refused negotiations because he felt himself to be personally +insulted. Barclay de Tolly tried to command the army in the best way, +because he wished to fulfill his duty and earn fame as a great +commander. Rostov charged the French because he could not restrain his +wish for a gallop across a level field; and in the same way the +innumerable people who took part in the war acted in accord with their +personal characteristics, habits, circumstances, and aims. They were +moved by fear or vanity, rejoiced or were indignant, reasoned, imagining +that they knew what they were doing and did it of their own free will, +but they all were involuntary tools of history, carrying on a work +concealed from them but comprehensible to us. Such is the inevitable +fate of men of action, and the higher they stand in the social hierarchy +the less are they free. + +The actors of 1812 have long since left the stage, their personal +interests have vanished leaving no trace, and nothing remains of that +time but its historic results. + +Providence compelled all these men, striving to attain personal aims, to +further the accomplishment of a stupendous result no one of them at all +expected--neither Napoleon, nor Alexander, nor still less any of those +who did the actual fighting. + +The cause of the destruction of the French army in 1812 is clear to us +now. No one will deny that that cause was, on the one hand, its advance +into the heart of Russia late in the season without any preparation for +a winter campaign and, on the other, the character given to the war by +the burning of Russian towns and the hatred of the foe this aroused +among the Russian people. But no one at the time foresaw (what now seems +so evident) that this was the only way an army of eight hundred thousand +men--the best in the world and led by the best general--could be +destroyed in conflict with a raw army of half its numerical strength, +and led by inexperienced commanders as the Russian army was. Not only +did no one see this, but on the Russian side every effort was made to +hinder the only thing that could save Russia, while on the French side, +despite Napoleon's experience and so-called military genius, every +effort was directed to pushing on to Moscow at the end of the summer, +that is, to doing the very thing that was bound to lead to destruction. + +In historical works on the year 1812 French writers are very fond of +saying that Napoleon felt the danger of extending his line, that he +sought a battle and that his marshals advised him to stop at Smolensk, +and of making similar statements to show that the danger of the campaign +was even then understood. Russian authors are still fonder of telling us +that from the commencement of the campaign a Scythian war plan was +adopted to lure Napoleon into the depths of Russia, and this plan some +of them attribute to Pfuel, others to a certain Frenchman, others to +Toll, and others again to Alexander himself--pointing to notes, +projects, and letters which contain hints of such a line of action. But +all these hints at what happened, both from the French side and the +Russian, are advanced only because they fit in with the event. Had that +event not occurred these hints would have been forgotten, as we have +forgotten the thousands and millions of hints and expectations to the +contrary which were current then but have now been forgotten because the +event falsified them. There are always so many conjectures as to the +issue of any event that however it may end there will always be people +to say: "I said then that it would be so," quite forgetting that amid +their innumerable conjectures many were to quite the contrary effect. + +Conjectures as to Napoleon's awareness of the danger of extending his +line, and (on the Russian side) as to luring the enemy into the depths +of Russia, are evidently of that kind, and only by much straining can +historians attribute such conceptions to Napoleon and his marshals, or +such plans to the Russian commanders. All the facts are in flat +contradiction to such conjectures. During the whole period of the war +not only was there no wish on the Russian side to draw the French into +the heart of the country, but from their first entry into Russia +everything was done to stop them. And not only was Napoleon not afraid +to extend his line, but he welcomed every step forward as a triumph and +did not seek battle as eagerly as in former campaigns, but very lazily. + +At the very beginning of the war our armies were divided, and our sole +aim was to unite them, though uniting the armies was no advantage if we +meant to retire and lure the enemy into the depths of the country. Our +Emperor joined the army to encourage it to defend every inch of Russian +soil and not to retreat. The enormous Drissa camp was formed on Pfuel's +plan, and there was no intention of retiring farther. The Emperor +reproached the commanders in chief for every step they retired. He could +not bear the idea of letting the enemy even reach Smolensk, still less +could he contemplate the burning of Moscow, and when our armies did +unite he was displeased that Smolensk was abandoned and burned without a +general engagement having been fought under its walls. + +So thought the Emperor, and the Russian commanders and people were still +more provoked at the thought that our forces were retreating into the +depths of the country. + +Napoleon having cut our armies apart advanced far into the country and +missed several chances of forcing an engagement. In August he was at +Smolensk and thought only of how to advance farther, though as we now +see that advance was evidently ruinous to him. + +The facts clearly show that Napoleon did not foresee the danger of the +advance on Moscow, nor did Alexander and the Russian commanders then +think of luring Napoleon on, but quite the contrary. The luring of +Napoleon into the depths of the country was not the result of any plan, +for no one believed it to be possible; it resulted from a most complex +interplay of intrigues, aims, and wishes among those who took part in +the war and had no perception whatever of the inevitable, or of the one +way of saving Russia. Everything came about fortuitously. The armies +were divided at the commencement of the campaign. We tried to unite +them, with the evident intention of giving battle and checking the +enemy's advance, and by this effort to unite them while avoiding battle +with a much stronger enemy, and necessarily withdrawing the armies at an +acute angle--we led the French on to Smolensk. But we withdrew at an +acute angle not only because the French advanced between our two armies; +the angle became still more acute and we withdrew still farther, because +Barclay de Tolly was an unpopular foreigner disliked by Bagration (who +would come under his command), and Bagration--being in command of the +second army--tried to postpone joining up and coming under Barclay's +command as long as he could. Bagration was slow in effecting the +junction--though that was the chief aim of all at headquarters--because, +as he alleged, he exposed his army to danger on this march, and it was +best for him to retire more to the left and more to the south, worrying +the enemy from flank and rear and securing from the Ukraine recruits for +his army; and it looks as if he planned this in order not to come under +the command of the detested foreigner Barclay, whose rank was inferior +to his own. + +The Emperor was with the army to encourage it, but his presence and +ignorance of what steps to take, and the enormous number of advisers and +plans, destroyed the first army's energy and it retired. + +The intention was to make a stand at the Drissa camp, but Paulucci, +aiming at becoming commander-in-chief, unexpectedly employed his energy +to influence Alexander, and Pfuel's whole plan was abandoned and the +command entrusted to Barclay. But as Barclay did not inspire confidence +his power was limited. The armies were divided, there was no unity of +command, and Barclay was unpopular; but from this confusion, division, +and the unpopularity of the foreign commander-in-chief, there resulted +on the one hand indecision and the avoidance of a battle (which we could +not have refrained from had the armies been united and had someone else, +instead of Barclay, been in command) and on the other an ever-increasing +indignation against the foreigners and an increase in patriotic zeal. + +At last the Emperor left the army, and as the most convenient and indeed +the only pretext for his departure it was decided that it was necessary +for him to inspire the people in the capitals and arouse the nation in +general to a patriotic war. And by this visit of the Emperor to Moscow +the strength of the Russian army was trebled. + +He left in order not to obstruct the commander-in-chief's undivided +control of the army, and hoping that more decisive action would then be +taken, but the command of the armies became still more confused and +enfeebled. Bennigsen, the Tsarevich, and a swarm of adjutants general +remained with the army to keep the commander-in-chief under observation +and arouse his energy, and Barclay, feeling less free than ever under +the observation of all these "eyes of the Emperor," became still more +cautious of undertaking any decisive action and avoided giving battle. + +Barclay stood for caution. The Tsarevich hinted at treachery and +demanded a general engagement. Lubomirski, Bronnitski, Wlocki, and the +others of that group stirred up so much trouble that Barclay, under +pretext of sending papers to the Emperor, dispatched these Polish +adjutants general to Petersburg and plunged into an open struggle with +Bennigsen and the Tsarevich. + +At Smolensk the armies at last reunited, much as Bagration disliked it. + +Bagration drove up in a carriage to the house occupied by Barclay. +Barclay donned his sash and came out to meet and report to his senior +officer Bagration. + +Despite his seniority in rank Bagration, in this contest of magnanimity, +took his orders from Barclay, but, having submitted, agreed with him +less than ever. By the Emperor's orders Bagration reported direct to +him. He wrote to Arakcheev, the Emperor's confidant: "It must be as my +sovereign pleases, but I cannot work with the Minister (meaning +Barclay). For God's sake send me somewhere else if only in command of a +regiment. I cannot stand it here. Headquarters are so full of Germans +that a Russian cannot exist and there is no sense in anything. I thought +I was really serving my sovereign and the Fatherland, but it turns out +that I am serving Barclay. I confess I do not want to." + +The swarm of Bronnitskis and Wintzingerodes and their like still further +embittered the relations between the commanders in chief, and even less +unity resulted. Preparations were made to fight the French before +Smolensk. A general was sent to survey the position. This general, +hating Barclay, rode to visit a friend of his own, a corps commander, +and, having spent the day with him, returned to Barclay and condemned, +as unsuitable from every point of view, the battleground he had not +seen. + +While disputes and intrigues were going on about the future field of +battle, and while we were looking for the French--having lost touch with +them--the French stumbled upon Neverovski's division and reached the +walls of Smolensk. + +It was necessary to fight an unexpected battle at Smolensk to save our +lines of communication. The battle was fought and thousands were killed +on both sides. + +Smolensk was abandoned contrary to the wishes of the Emperor and of the +whole people. But Smolensk was burned by its own inhabitants-who had +been misled by their governor. And these ruined inhabitants, setting an +example to other Russians, went to Moscow thinking only of their own +losses but kindling hatred of the foe. Napoleon advanced farther and we +retired, thus arriving at the very result which caused his destruction. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +The day after his son had left, Prince Nicholas sent for Princess Mary +to come to his study. + +"Well? Are you satisfied now?" said he. "You've made me quarrel with my +son! Satisfied, are you? That's all you wanted! Satisfied?... It hurts +me, it hurts. I'm old and weak and this is what you wanted. Well then, +gloat over it! Gloat over it!" + +After that Princess Mary did not see her father for a whole week. He was +ill and did not leave his study. + +Princess Mary noticed to her surprise that during this illness the old +prince not only excluded her from his room, but did not admit +Mademoiselle Bourienne either. Tikhon alone attended him. + +At the end of the week the prince reappeared and resumed his former way +of life, devoting himself with special activity to building operations +and the arrangement of the gardens and completely breaking off his +relations with Mademoiselle Bourienne. His looks and cold tone to his +daughter seemed to say: "There, you see? You plotted against me, you +lied to Prince Andrew about my relations with that Frenchwoman and made +me quarrel with him, but you see I need neither her nor you!" + +Princess Mary spent half of every day with little Nicholas, watching his +lessons, teaching him Russian and music herself, and talking to +Dessalles; the rest of the day she spent over her books, with her old +nurse, or with "God's folk" who sometimes came by the back door to see +her. + +Of the war Princess Mary thought as women do think about wars. She +feared for her brother who was in it, was horrified by and amazed at the +strange cruelty that impels men to kill one another, but she did not +understand the significance of this war, which seemed to her like all +previous wars. She did not realize the significance of this war, though +Dessalles with whom she constantly conversed was passionately interested +in its progress and tried to explain his own conception of it to her, +and though the "God's folk" who came to see her reported, in their own +way, the rumors current among the people of an invasion by Antichrist, +and though Julie (now Princess Drubetskaya), who had resumed +correspondence with her, wrote patriotic letters from Moscow. + +"I write you in Russian, my good friend," wrote Julie in her Frenchified +Russian, "because I have a detestation for all the French, and the same +for their language which I cannot support to hear spoken.... We in +Moscow are elated by enthusiasm for our adored Emperor. + +"My poor husband is enduring pains and hunger in Jewish taverns, but the +news which I have inspires me yet more. + +"You heard probably of the heroic exploit of Raevski, embracing his two +sons and saying: 'I will perish with them but we will not be shaken!' +And truly though the enemy was twice stronger than we, we were +unshakable. We pass the time as we can, but in war as in war! The +princesses Aline and Sophie sit whole days with me, and we, unhappy +widows of live men, make beautiful conversations over our 'charpie', +only you, my friend, are missing..." and so on. + +The chief reason Princess Mary did not realize the full significance of +this war was that the old prince never spoke of it, did not recognize +it, and laughed at Dessalles when he mentioned it at dinner. The +prince's tone was so calm and confident that Princess Mary +unhesitatingly believed him. + +All that July the old prince was exceedingly active and even animated. +He planned another garden and began a new building for the domestic +serfs. The only thing that made Princess Mary anxious about him was that +he slept very little and, instead of sleeping in his study as usual, +changed his sleeping place every day. One day he would order his camp +bed to be set up in the glass gallery, another day he remained on the +couch or on the lounge chair in the drawing room and dozed there without +undressing, while--instead of Mademoiselle Bourienne--a serf boy read to +him. Then again he would spend a night in the dining room. + +On August 1, a second letter was received from Prince Andrew. In his +first letter which came soon after he had left home, Prince Andrew had +dutifully asked his father's forgiveness for what he had allowed himself +to say and begged to be restored to his favor. To this letter the old +prince had replied affectionately, and from that time had kept the +Frenchwoman at a distance. Prince Andrew's second letter, written near +Vitebsk after the French had occupied that town, gave a brief account of +the whole campaign, enclosed for them a plan he had drawn and forecasts +as to the further progress of the war. In this letter Prince Andrew +pointed out to his father the danger of staying at Bald Hills, so near +the theater of war and on the army's direct line of march, and advised +him to move to Moscow. + +At dinner that day, on Dessalles' mentioning that the French were said +to have already entered Vitebsk, the old prince remembered his son's +letter. + +"There was a letter from Prince Andrew today," he said to Princess Mary- +-"Haven't you read it?" + +"No, Father," she replied in a frightened voice. + +She could not have read the letter as she did not even know it had +arrived. + +"He writes about this war," said the prince, with the ironic smile that +had become habitual to him in speaking of the present war. + +"That must be very interesting," said Dessalles. "Prince Andrew is in a +position to know..." + +"Oh, very interesting!" said Mademoiselle Bourienne. + +"Go and get it for me," said the old prince to Mademoiselle Bourienne. +"You know--under the paperweight on the little table." + +Mademoiselle Bourienne jumped up eagerly. + +"No, don't!" he exclaimed with a frown. "You go, Michael Ivanovich." + +Michael Ivanovich rose and went to the study. But as soon as he had left +the room the old prince, looking uneasily round, threw down his napkin +and went himself. + +"They can't do anything... always make some muddle," he muttered. + +While he was away Princess Mary, Dessalles, Mademoiselle Bourienne, and +even little Nicholas exchanged looks in silence. The old prince returned +with quick steps, accompanied by Michael Ivanovich, bringing the letter +and a plan. These he put down beside him--not letting anyone read them +at dinner. + +On moving to the drawing room he handed the letter to Princess Mary and, +spreading out before him the plan of the new building and fixing his +eyes upon it, told her to read the letter aloud. When she had done so +Princess Mary looked inquiringly at her father. He was examining the +plan, evidently engrossed in his own ideas. + +"What do you think of it, Prince?" Dessalles ventured to ask. + +"I? I?..." said the prince as if unpleasantly awakened, and not taking +his eyes from the plan of the building. + +"Very possibly the theater of war will move so near to us that..." + +"Ha ha ha! The theater of war!" said the prince. "I have said and still +say that the theater of war is Poland and the enemy will never get +beyond the Niemen." + +Dessalles looked in amazement at the prince, who was talking of the +Niemen when the enemy was already at the Dnieper, but Princess Mary, +forgetting the geographical position of the Niemen, thought that what +her father was saying was correct. + +"When the snow melts they'll sink in the Polish swamps. Only they could +fail to see it," the prince continued, evidently thinking of the +campaign of 1807 which seemed to him so recent. "Bennigsen should have +advanced into Prussia sooner, then things would have taken a different +turn..." + +"But, Prince," Dessalles began timidly, "the letter mentions +Vitebsk...." + +"Ah, the letter? Yes..." replied the prince peevishly. "Yes... yes..." +His face suddenly took on a morose expression. He paused. "Yes, he +writes that the French were beaten at... at... what river is it?" + +Dessalles dropped his eyes. + +"The prince says nothing about that," he remarked gently. + +"Doesn't he? But I didn't invent it myself." + +No one spoke for a long time. + +"Yes... yes... Well, Michael Ivanovich," he suddenly went on, raising +his head and pointing to the plan of the building, "tell me how you mean +to alter it...." + +Michael Ivanovich went up to the plan, and the prince after speaking to +him about the building looked angrily at Princess Mary and Dessalles and +went to his own room. + +Princess Mary saw Dessalles' embarrassed and astonished look fixed on +her father, noticed his silence, and was struck by the fact that her +father had forgotten his son's letter on the drawing-room table; but she +was not only afraid to speak of it and ask Dessalles the reason of his +confusion and silence, but was afraid even to think about it. + +In the evening Michael Ivanovich, sent by the prince, came to Princess +Mary for Prince Andrew's letter which had been forgotten in the drawing +room. She gave it to him and, unpleasant as it was to her to do so, +ventured to ask him what her father was doing. + +"Always busy," replied Michael Ivanovich with a respectfully ironic +smile which caused Princess Mary to turn pale. "He's worrying very much +about the new building. He has been reading a little, but now"--Michael +Ivanovich went on, lowering his voice--"now he's at his desk, busy with +his will, I expect." (One of the prince's favorite occupations of late +had been the preparation of some papers he meant to leave at his death +and which he called his "will.") + +"And Alpatych is being sent to Smolensk?" asked Princess Mary. + +"Oh, yes, he has been waiting to start for some time." + + + + +CHAPTER III + +When Michael Ivanovich returned to the study with the letter, the old +prince, with spectacles on and a shade over his eyes, was sitting at his +open bureau with screened candles, holding a paper in his outstretched +hand, and in a somewhat dramatic attitude was reading his manuscript-- +his "Remarks" as he termed it--which was to be transmitted to the +Emperor after his death. + +When Michael Ivanovich went in there were tears in the prince's eyes +evoked by the memory of the time when the paper he was now reading had +been written. He took the letter from Michael Ivanovich's hand, put it +in his pocket, folded up his papers, and called in Alpatych who had long +been waiting. + +The prince had a list of things to be bought in Smolensk and, walking up +and down the room past Alpatych who stood by the door, he gave his +instructions. + +"First, notepaper--do you hear? Eight quires, like this sample, gilt- +edged... it must be exactly like the sample. Varnish, sealing wax, as in +Michael Ivanovich's list." + +He paced up and down for a while and glanced at his notes. + +"Then hand to the governor in person a letter about the deed." + +Next, bolts for the doors of the new building were wanted and had to be +of a special shape the prince had himself designed, and a leather case +had to be ordered to keep the "will" in. + +The instructions to Alpatych took over two hours and still the prince +did not let him go. He sat down, sank into thought, closed his eyes, and +dozed off. Alpatych made a slight movement. + +"Well, go, go! If anything more is wanted I'll send after you." + +Alpatych went out. The prince again went to his bureau, glanced into it, +fingered his papers, closed the bureau again, and sat down at the table +to write to the governor. + +It was already late when he rose after sealing the letter. He wished to +sleep, but he knew he would not be able to and that most depressing +thoughts came to him in bed. So he called Tikhon and went through the +rooms with him to show him where to set up the bed for that night. + +He went about looking at every corner. Every place seemed +unsatisfactory, but worst of all was his customary couch in the study. +That couch was dreadful to him, probably because of the oppressive +thoughts he had had when lying there. It was unsatisfactory everywhere, +but the corner behind the piano in the sitting room was better than +other places: he had never slept there yet. + +With the help of a footman Tikhon brought in the bedstead and began +putting it up. + +"That's not right! That's not right!" cried the prince, and himself +pushed it a few inches from the corner and then closer in again. + +"Well, at last I've finished, now I'll rest," thought the prince, and +let Tikhon undress him. + +Frowning with vexation at the effort necessary to divest himself of his +coat and trousers, the prince undressed, sat down heavily on the bed, +and appeared to be meditating as he looked contemptuously at his +withered yellow legs. He was not meditating, but only deferring the +moment of making the effort to lift those legs up and turn over on the +bed. "Ugh, how hard it is! Oh, that this toil might end and you would +release me!" thought he. Pressing his lips together he made that effort +for the twenty-thousandth time and lay down. But hardly had he done so +before he felt the bed rocking backwards and forwards beneath him as if +it were breathing heavily and jolting. This happened to him almost every +night. He opened his eyes as they were closing. + +"No peace, damn them!" he muttered, angry he knew not with whom. "Ah +yes, there was something else important, very important, that I was +keeping till I should be in bed. The bolts? No, I told him about them. +No, it was something, something in the drawing room. Princess Mary +talked some nonsense. Dessalles, that fool, said something. Something in +my pocket--can't remember..." + +"Tikhon, what did we talk about at dinner?" + +"About Prince Michael..." + +"Be quiet, quiet!" The prince slapped his hand on the table. "Yes, I +know, Prince Andrew's letter! Princess Mary read it. Dessalles said +something about Vitebsk. Now I'll read it." + +He had the letter taken from his pocket and the table--on which stood a +glass of lemonade and a spiral wax candle--moved close to the bed, and +putting on his spectacles he began reading. Only now in the stillness of +the night, reading it by the faint light under the green shade, did he +grasp its meaning for a moment. + +"The French at Vitebsk, in four days' march they may be at Smolensk; +perhaps are already there! Tikhon!" Tikhon jumped up. "No, no, I don't +want anything!" he shouted. + +He put the letter under the candlestick and closed his eyes. And there +rose before him the Danube at bright noonday: reeds, the Russian camp, +and himself a young general without a wrinkle on his ruddy face, +vigorous and alert, entering Potemkin's gaily colored tent, and a +burning sense of jealousy of "the favorite" agitated him now as strongly +as it had done then. He recalled all the words spoken at that first +meeting with Potemkin. And he saw before him a plump, rather sallow- +faced, short, stout woman, the Empress Mother, with her smile and her +words at her first gracious reception of him, and then that same face on +the catafalque, and the encounter he had with Zubov over her coffin +about his right to kiss her hand. + +"Oh, quicker, quicker! To get back to that time and have done with all +the present! Quicker, quicker--and that they should leave me in peace!" + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Bald Hills, Prince Nicholas Bolkonski's estate, lay forty miles east +from Smolensk and two miles from the main road to Moscow. + +The same evening that the prince gave his instructions to Alpatych, +Dessalles, having asked to see Princess Mary, told her that, as the +prince was not very well and was taking no steps to secure his safety, +though from Prince Andrew's letter it was evident that to remain at Bald +Hills might be dangerous, he respectfully advised her to send a letter +by Alpatych to the Provincial Governor at Smolensk, asking him to let +her know the state of affairs and the extent of the danger to which Bald +Hills was exposed. Dessalles wrote this letter to the Governor for +Princess Mary, she signed it, and it was given to Alpatych with +instructions to hand it to the Governor and to come back as quickly as +possible if there was danger. + +Having received all his orders Alpatych, wearing a white beaver hat--a +present from the prince--and carrying a stick as the prince did, went +out accompanied by his family. Three well-fed roans stood ready +harnessed to a small conveyance with a leather hood. + +The larger bell was muffled and the little bells on the harness stuffed +with paper. The prince allowed no one at Bald Hills to drive with +ringing bells; but on a long journey Alpatych liked to have them. His +satellites--the senior clerk, a countinghouse clerk, a scullery maid, a +cook, two old women, a little pageboy, the coachman, and various +domestic serfs--were seeing him off. + +His daughter placed chintz-covered down cushions for him to sit on and +behind his back. His old sister-in-law popped in a small bundle, and one +of the coachmen helped him into the vehicle. + +"There! There! Women's fuss! Women, women!" said Alpatych, puffing and +speaking rapidly just as the prince did, and he climbed into the trap. + +After giving the clerk orders about the work to be done, Alpatych, not +trying to imitate the prince now, lifted the hat from his bald head and +crossed himself three times. + +"If there is anything... come back, Yakov Alpatych! For Christ's sake +think of us!" cried his wife, referring to the rumors of war and the +enemy. + +"Women, women! Women's fuss!" muttered Alpatych to himself and started +on his journey, looking round at the fields of yellow rye and the still- +green, thickly growing oats, and at other quite black fields just being +plowed a second time. + +As he went along he looked with pleasure at the year's splendid crop of +corn, scrutinized the strips of ryefield which here and there were +already being reaped, made his calculations as to the sowing and the +harvest, and asked himself whether he had not forgotten any of the +prince's orders. + +Having baited the horses twice on the way, he arrived at the town toward +evening on the fourth of August. + +Alpatych kept meeting and overtaking baggage trains and troops on the +road. As he approached Smolensk he heard the sounds of distant firing, +but these did not impress him. What struck him most was the sight of a +splendid field of oats in which a camp had been pitched and which was +being mown down by the soldiers, evidently for fodder. This fact +impressed Alpatych, but in thinking about his own business he soon +forgot it. + +All the interests of his life for more than thirty years had been +bounded by the will of the prince, and he never went beyond that limit. +Everything not connected with the execution of the prince's orders did +not interest and did not even exist for Alpatych. + +On reaching Smolensk on the evening of the fourth of August he put up in +the Gachina suburb across the Dnieper, at the inn kept by Ferapontov, +where he had been in the habit of putting up for the last thirty years. +Some thirty years ago Ferapontov, by Alpatych's advice, had bought a +wood from the prince, had begun to trade, and now had a house, an inn, +and a corn dealer's shop in that province. He was a stout, dark, red- +faced peasant in the forties, with thick lips, a broad knob of a nose, +similar knobs over his black frowning brows, and a round belly. + +Wearing a waistcoat over his cotton shirt, Ferapontov was standing +before his shop which opened onto the street. On seeing Alpatych he went +up to him. + +"You're welcome, Yakov Alpatych. Folks are leaving the town, but you +have come to it," said he. + +"Why are they leaving the town?" asked Alpatych. + +"That's what I say. Folks are foolish! Always afraid of the French." + +"Women's fuss, women's fuss!" said Alpatych. + +"Just what I think, Yakov Alpatych. What I say is: orders have been +given not to let them in, so that must be right. And the peasants are +asking three rubles for carting--it isn't Christian!" + +Yakov Alpatych heard without heeding. He asked for a samovar and for hay +for his horses, and when he had had his tea he went to bed. + +All night long troops were moving past the inn. Next morning Alpatych +donned a jacket he wore only in town and went out on business. It was a +sunny morning and by eight o'clock it was already hot. "A good day for +harvesting," thought Alpatych. + +From beyond the town firing had been heard since early morning. At eight +o'clock the booming of cannon was added to the sound of musketry. Many +people were hurrying through the streets and there were many soldiers, +but cabs were still driving about, tradesmen stood at their shops, and +service was being held in the churches as usual. Alpatych went to the +shops, to government offices, to the post office, and to the Governor's. +In the offices and shops and at the post office everyone was talking +about the army and about the enemy who was already attacking the town, +everybody was asking what should be done, and all were trying to calm +one another. + +In front of the Governor's house Alpatych found a large number of +people, Cossacks, and a traveling carriage of the Governor's. At the +porch he met two of the landed gentry, one of whom he knew. This man, an +ex-captain of police, was saying angrily: + +"It's no joke, you know! It's all very well if you're single. 'One man +though undone is but one,' as the proverb says, but with thirteen in +your family and all the property... They've brought us to utter ruin! +What sort of governors are they to do that? They ought to be hanged--the +brigands!..." + +"Oh come, that's enough!" said the other. + +"What do I care? Let him hear! We're not dogs," said the ex-captain of +police, and looking round he noticed Alpatych. + +"Oh, Yakov Alpatych! What have you come for?" + +"To see the Governor by his excellency's order," answered Alpatych, +lifting his head and proudly thrusting his hand into the bosom of his +coat as he always did when he mentioned the prince.... "He has ordered +me to inquire into the position of affairs," he added. + +"Yes, go and find out!" shouted the angry gentleman. "They've brought +things to such a pass that there are no carts or anything!... There it +is again, do you hear?" said he, pointing in the direction whence came +the sounds of firing. + +"They've brought us all to ruin... the brigands!" he repeated, and +descended the porch steps. + +Alpatych swayed his head and went upstairs. In the waiting room were +tradesmen, women, and officials, looking silently at one another. The +door of the Governor's room opened and they all rose and moved forward. +An official ran out, said some words to a merchant, called a stout +official with a cross hanging on his neck to follow him, and vanished +again, evidently wishing to avoid the inquiring looks and questions +addressed to him. Alpatych moved forward and next time the official came +out addressed him, one hand placed in the breast of his buttoned coat, +and handed him two letters. + +"To his Honor Baron Asch, from General-in-Chief Prince Bolkonski," he +announced with such solemnity and significance that the official turned +to him and took the letters. + +A few minutes later the Governor received Alpatych and hurriedly said to +him: + +"Inform the prince and princess that I knew nothing: I acted on the +highest instructions--here..." and he handed a paper to Alpatych. +"Still, as the prince is unwell my advice is that they should go to +Moscow. I am just starting myself. Inform them..." + +But the Governor did not finish: a dusty perspiring officer ran into the +room and began to say something in French. The Governor's face expressed +terror. + +"Go," he said, nodding his head to Alpatych, and began questioning the +officer. + +Eager, frightened, helpless glances were turned on Alpatych when he came +out of the Governor's room. Involuntarily listening now to the firing, +which had drawn nearer and was increasing in strength, Alpatych hurried +to his inn. The paper handed to him by the Governor said this: + +"I assure you that the town of Smolensk is not in the slightest danger +as yet and it is unlikely that it will be threatened with any. I from +the one side and Prince Bagration from the other are marching to unite +our forces before Smolensk, which junction will be effected on the 22nd +instant, and both armies with their united forces will defend our +compatriots of the province entrusted to your care till our efforts +shall have beaten back the enemies of our Fatherland, or till the last +warrior in our valiant ranks has perished. From this you will see that +you have a perfect right to reassure the inhabitants of Smolensk, for +those defended by two such brave armies may feel assured of victory." +(Instructions from Barclay de Tolly to Baron Asch, the civil governor of +Smolensk, 1812.) + +People were anxiously roaming about the streets. + +Carts piled high with household utensils, chairs, and cupboards kept +emerging from the gates of the yards and moving along the streets. +Loaded carts stood at the house next to Ferapontov's and women were +wailing and lamenting as they said good-by. A small watchdog ran round +barking in front of the harnessed horses. + +Alpatych entered the innyard at a quicker pace than usual and went +straight to the shed where his horses and trap were. The coachman was +asleep. He woke him up, told him to harness, and went into the passage. +From the host's room came the sounds of a child crying, the despairing +sobs of a woman, and the hoarse angry shouting of Ferapontov. The cook +began running hither and thither in the passage like a frightened hen, +just as Alpatych entered. + +"He's done her to death. Killed the mistress!... Beat her... dragged her +about so!..." + +"What for?" asked Alpatych. + +"She kept begging to go away. She's a woman! 'Take me away,' says she, +'don't let me perish with my little children! Folks,' she says, 'are all +gone, so why,' she says, 'don't we go?' And he began beating and pulling +her about so!" + +At these words Alpatych nodded as if in approval, and not wishing to +hear more went to the door of the room opposite the innkeeper's, where +he had left his purchases. + +"You brute, you murderer!" screamed a thin, pale woman who, with a baby +in her arms and her kerchief torn from her head, burst through the door +at that moment and down the steps into the yard. + +Ferapontov came out after her, but on seeing Alpatych adjusted his +waistcoat, smoothed his hair, yawned, and followed Alpatych into the +opposite room. + +"Going already?" said he. + +Alpatych, without answering or looking at his host, sorted his packages +and asked how much he owed. + +"We'll reckon up! Well, have you been to the Governor's?" asked +Ferapontov. "What has been decided?" + +Alpatych replied that the Governor had not told him anything definite. + +"With our business, how can we get away?" said Ferapontov. "We'd have to +pay seven rubles a cartload to Dorogobuzh and I tell them they're not +Christians to ask it! Selivanov, now, did a good stroke last Thursday-- +sold flour to the army at nine rubles a sack. Will you have some tea?" +he added. + +While the horses were being harnessed Alpatych and Ferapontov over their +tea talked of the price of corn, the crops, and the good weather for +harvesting. + +"Well, it seems to be getting quieter," remarked Ferapontov, finishing +his third cup of tea and getting up. "Ours must have got the best of it. +The orders were not to let them in. So we're in force, it seems.... They +say the other day Matthew Ivanych Platov drove them into the river +Marina and drowned some eighteen thousand in one day." + +Alpatych collected his parcels, handed them to the coachman who had come +in, and settled up with the innkeeper. The noise of wheels, hoofs, and +bells was heard from the gateway as a little trap passed out. + +It was by now late in the afternoon. Half the street was in shadow, the +other half brightly lit by the sun. Alpatych looked out of the window +and went to the door. Suddenly the strange sound of a far-off whistling +and thud was heard, followed by a boom of cannon blending into a dull +roar that set the windows rattling. + +He went out into the street: two men were running past toward the +bridge. From different sides came whistling sounds and the thud of +cannon balls and bursting shells falling on the town. But these sounds +were hardly heard in comparison with the noise of the firing outside the +town and attracted little attention from the inhabitants. The town was +being bombarded by a hundred and thirty guns which Napoleon had ordered +up after four o'clock. The people did not at once realize the meaning of +this bombardment. + +At first the noise of the falling bombs and shells only aroused +curiosity. Ferapontov's wife, who till then had not ceased wailing under +the shed, became quiet and with the baby in her arms went to the gate, +listening to the sounds and looking in silence at the people. + +The cook and a shop assistant came to the gate. With lively curiosity +everyone tried to get a glimpse of the projectiles as they flew over +their heads. Several people came round the corner talking eagerly. + +"What force!" remarked one. "Knocked the roof and ceiling all to +splinters!" + +"Routed up the earth like a pig," said another. + +"That's grand, it bucks one up!" laughed the first. "Lucky you jumped +aside, or it would have wiped you out!" + +Others joined those men and stopped and told how cannon balls had fallen +on a house close to them. Meanwhile still more projectiles, now with the +swift sinister whistle of a cannon ball, now with the agreeable +intermittent whistle of a shell, flew over people's heads incessantly, +but not one fell close by, they all flew over. Alpatych was getting into +his trap. The innkeeper stood at the gate. + +"What are you staring at?" he shouted to the cook, who in her red skirt, +with sleeves rolled up, swinging her bare elbows, had stepped to the +corner to listen to what was being said. + +"What marvels!" she exclaimed, but hearing her master's voice she turned +back, pulling down her tucked-up skirt. + +Once more something whistled, but this time quite close, swooping +downwards like a little bird; a flame flashed in the middle of the +street, something exploded, and the street was shrouded in smoke. + +"Scoundrel, what are you doing?" shouted the innkeeper, rushing to the +cook. + +At that moment the pitiful wailing of women was heard from different +sides, the frightened baby began to cry, and people crowded silently +with pale faces round the cook. The loudest sound in that crowd was her +wailing. + +"Oh-h-h! Dear souls, dear kind souls! Don't let me die! My good +souls!..." + +Five minutes later no one remained in the street. The cook, with her +thigh broken by a shell splinter, had been carried into the kitchen. +Alpatych, his coachman, Ferapontov's wife and children and the house +porter were all sitting in the cellar, listening. The roar of guns, the +whistling of projectiles, and the piteous moaning of the cook, which +rose above the other sounds, did not cease for a moment. The mistress +rocked and hushed her baby and when anyone came into the cellar asked in +a pathetic whisper what had become of her husband who had remained in +the street. A shopman who entered told her that her husband had gone +with others to the cathedral, whence they were fetching the wonder- +working icon of Smolensk. + +Toward dusk the cannonade began to subside. Alpatych left the cellar and +stopped in the doorway. The evening sky that had been so clear was +clouded with smoke, through which, high up, the sickle of the new moon +shone strangely. Now that the terrible din of the guns had ceased a hush +seemed to reign over the town, broken only by the rustle of footsteps, +the moaning, the distant cries, and the crackle of fires which seemed +widespread everywhere. The cook's moans had now subsided. On two sides +black curling clouds of smoke rose and spread from the fires. Through +the streets soldiers in various uniforms walked or ran confusedly in +different directions like ants from a ruined ant-hill. Several of them +ran into Ferapontov's yard before Alpatych's eyes. Alpatych went out to +the gate. A retreating regiment, thronging and hurrying, blocked the +street. + +Noticing him, an officer said: "The town is being abandoned. Get away, +get away!" and then, turning to the soldiers, shouted: + +"I'll teach you to run into the yards!" + +Alpatych went back to the house, called the coachman, and told him to +set off. Ferapontov's whole household came out too, following Alpatych +and the coachman. The women, who had been silent till then, suddenly +began to wail as they looked at the fires--the smoke and even the flames +of which could be seen in the failing twilight--and as if in reply the +same kind of lamentation was heard from other parts of the street. +Inside the shed Alpatych and the coachman arranged the tangled reins and +traces of their horses with trembling hands. + +As Alpatych was driving out of the gate he saw some ten soldiers in +Ferapontov's open shop, talking loudly and filling their bags and +knapsacks with flour and sunflower seeds. Just then Ferapontov returned +and entered his shop. On seeing the soldiers he was about to shout at +them, but suddenly stopped and, clutching at his hair, burst into sobs +and laughter: + +"Loot everything, lads! Don't let those devils get it!" he cried, taking +some bags of flour himself and throwing them into the street. + +Some of the soldiers were frightened and ran away, others went on +filling their bags. On seeing Alpatych, Ferapontov turned to him: + +"Russia is done for!" he cried. "Alpatych, I'll set the place on fire +myself. We're done for!..." and Ferapontov ran into the yard. + +Soldiers were passing in a constant stream along the street blocking it +completely, so that Alpatych could not pass out and had to wait. +Ferapontov's wife and children were also sitting in a cart waiting till +it was possible to drive out. + +Night had come. There were stars in the sky and the new moon shone out +amid the smoke that screened it. On the sloping descent to the Dnieper +Alpatych's cart and that of the innkeeper's wife, which were slowly +moving amid the rows of soldiers and of other vehicles, had to stop. In +a side street near the crossroads where the vehicles had stopped, a +house and some shops were on fire. This fire was already burning itself +out. The flames now died down and were lost in the black smoke, now +suddenly flared up again brightly, lighting up with strange distinctness +the faces of the people crowding at the crossroads. Black figures +flitted about before the fire, and through the incessant crackling of +the flames talking and shouting could be heard. Seeing that his trap +would not be able to move on for some time, Alpatych got down and turned +into the side street to look at the fire. Soldiers were continually +rushing backwards and forwards near it, and he saw two of them and a man +in a frieze coat dragging burning beams into another yard across the +street, while others carried bundles of hay. + +Alpatych went up to a large crowd standing before a high barn which was +blazing briskly. The walls were all on fire and the back wall had fallen +in, the wooden roof was collapsing, and the rafters were alight. The +crowd was evidently watching for the roof to fall in, and Alpatych +watched for it too. + +"Alpatych!" a familiar voice suddenly hailed the old man. + +"Mercy on us! Your excellency!" answered Alpatych, immediately +recognizing the voice of his young prince. + +Prince Andrew in his riding cloak, mounted on a black horse, was looking +at Alpatych from the back of the crowd. + +"Why are you here?" he asked. + +"Your... your excellency," stammered Alpatych and broke into sobs. "Are +we really lost? Master!..." + +"Why are you here?" Prince Andrew repeated. + +At that moment the flames flared up and showed his young master's pale +worn face. Alpatych told how he had been sent there and how difficult it +was to get away. + +"Are we really quite lost, your excellency?" he asked again. + +Prince Andrew without replying took out a notebook and raising his knee +began writing in pencil on a page he tore out. He wrote to his sister: + +"Smolensk is being abandoned. Bald Hills will be occupied by the enemy +within a week. Set off immediately for Moscow. Let me know at once when +you will start. Send by special messenger to Usvyazh." + +Having written this and given the paper to Alpatych, he told him how to +arrange for departure of the prince, the princess, his son, and the +boy's tutor, and how and where to let him know immediately. Before he +had had time to finish giving these instructions, a chief of staff +followed by a suite galloped up to him. + +"You are a colonel?" shouted the chief of staff with a German accent, in +a voice familiar to Prince Andrew. "Houses are set on fire in your +presence and you stand by! What does this mean? You will answer for it!" +shouted Berg, who was now assistant to the chief of staff of the +commander of the left flank of the infantry of the first army, a place, +as Berg said, "very agreeable and well en evidence." + +Prince Andrew looked at him and without replying went on speaking to +Alpatych. + +"So tell them that I shall await a reply till the tenth, and if by the +tenth I don't receive news that they have all got away I shall have to +throw up everything and come myself to Bald Hills." + +"Prince," said Berg, recognizing Prince Andrew, "I only spoke because I +have to obey orders, because I always do obey exactly.... You must +please excuse me," he went on apologetically. + +Something cracked in the flames. The fire died down for a moment and +wreaths of black smoke rolled from under the roof. There was another +terrible crash and something huge collapsed. + +"Ou-rou-rou!" yelled the crowd, echoing the crash of the collapsing roof +of the barn, the burning grain in which diffused a cakelike aroma all +around. The flames flared up again, lighting the animated, delighted, +exhausted faces of the spectators. + +The man in the frieze coat raised his arms and shouted: + +"It's fine, lads! Now it's raging... It's fine!" + +"That's the owner himself," cried several voices. + +"Well then," continued Prince Andrew to Alpatych, "report to them as I +have told you"; and not replying a word to Berg who was now mute beside +him, he touched his horse and rode down the side street. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +From Smolensk the troops continued to retreat, followed by the enemy. On +the tenth of August the regiment Prince Andrew commanded was marching +along the highroad past the avenue leading to Bald Hills. Heat and +drought had continued for more than three weeks. Each day fleecy clouds +floated across the sky and occasionally veiled the sun, but toward +evening the sky cleared again and the sun set in reddish-brown mist. +Heavy night dews alone refreshed the earth. The unreaped corn was +scorched and shed its grain. The marshes dried up. The cattle lowed from +hunger, finding no food on the sun-parched meadows. Only at night and in +the forests while the dew lasted was there any freshness. But on the +road, the highroad along which the troops marched, there was no such +freshness even at night or when the road passed through the forest; the +dew was imperceptible on the sandy dust churned up more than six inches +deep. As soon as day dawned the march began. The artillery and baggage +wagons moved noiselessly through the deep dust that rose to the very +hubs of the wheels, and the infantry sank ankle-deep in that soft, +choking, hot dust that never cooled even at night. Some of this dust was +kneaded by the feet and wheels, while the rest rose and hung like a +cloud over the troops, settling in eyes, ears, hair, and nostrils, and +worst of all in the lungs of the men and beasts as they moved along that +road. The higher the sun rose the higher rose that cloud of dust, and +through the screen of its hot fine particles one could look with naked +eye at the sun, which showed like a huge crimson ball in the unclouded +sky. There was no wind, and the men choked in that motionless +atmosphere. They marched with handkerchiefs tied over their noses and +mouths. When they passed through a village they all rushed to the wells +and fought for the water and drank it down to the mud. + +Prince Andrew was in command of a regiment, and the management of that +regiment, the welfare of the men and the necessity of receiving and +giving orders, engrossed him. The burning of Smolensk and its +abandonment made an epoch in his life. A novel feeling of anger against +the foe made him forget his own sorrow. He was entirely devoted to the +affairs of his regiment and was considerate and kind to his men and +officers. In the regiment they called him "our prince," were proud of +him and loved him. But he was kind and gentle only to those of his +regiment, to Timokhin and the like--people quite new to him, belonging +to a different world and who could not know and understand his past. As +soon as he came across a former acquaintance or anyone from the staff, +he bristled up immediately and grew spiteful, ironical, and +contemptuous. Everything that reminded him of his past was repugnant to +him, and so in his relations with that former circle he confined himself +to trying to do his duty and not to be unfair. + +In truth everything presented itself in a dark and gloomy light to +Prince Andrew, especially after the abandonment of Smolensk on the sixth +of August (he considered that it could and should have been defended) +and after his sick father had had to flee to Moscow, abandoning to +pillage his dearly beloved Bald Hills which he had built and peopled. +But despite this, thanks to his regiment, Prince Andrew had something to +think about entirely apart from general questions. Two days previously +he had received news that his father, son, and sister had left for +Moscow; and though there was nothing for him to do at Bald Hills, Prince +Andrew with a characteristic desire to foment his own grief decided that +he must ride there. + +He ordered his horse to be saddled and, leaving his regiment on the +march, rode to his father's estate where he had been born and spent his +childhood. Riding past the pond where there used always to be dozens of +women chattering as they rinsed their linen or beat it with wooden +beetles, Prince Andrew noticed that there was not a soul about and that +the little washing wharf, torn from its place and half submerged, was +floating on its side in the middle of the pond. He rode to the keeper's +lodge. No one at the stone entrance gates of the drive and the door +stood open. Grass had already begun to grow on the garden paths, and +horses and calves were straying in the English park. Prince Andrew rode +up to the hothouse; some of the glass panes were broken, and of the +trees in tubs some were overturned and others dried up. He called for +Taras the gardener, but no one replied. Having gone round the corner of +the hothouse to the ornamental garden, he saw that the carved garden +fence was broken and branches of the plum trees had been torn off with +the fruit. An old peasant whom Prince Andrew in his childhood had often +seen at the gate was sitting on a green garden seat, plaiting a bast +shoe. + +He was deaf and did not hear Prince Andrew ride up. He was sitting on +the seat the old prince used to like to sit on, and beside him strips of +bast were hanging on the broken and withered branch of a magnolia. + +Prince Andrew rode up to the house. Several limes in the old garden had +been cut down and a piebald mare and her foal were wandering in front of +the house among the rosebushes. The shutters were all closed, except at +one window which was open. A little serf boy, seeing Prince Andrew, ran +into the house. Alpatych, having sent his family away, was alone at Bald +Hills and was sitting indoors reading the Lives of the Saints. On +hearing that Prince Andrew had come, he went out with his spectacles on +his nose, buttoning his coat, and, hastily stepping up, without a word +began weeping and kissing Prince Andrew's knee. + +Then, vexed at his own weakness, he turned away and began to report on +the position of affairs. Everything precious and valuable had been +removed to Bogucharovo. Seventy quarters of grain had also been carted +away. The hay and the spring corn, of which Alpatych said there had been +a remarkable crop that year, had been commandeered by the troops and +mown down while still green. The peasants were ruined; some of them too +had gone to Bogucharovo, only a few remained. + +Without waiting to hear him out, Prince Andrew asked: + +"When did my father and sister leave?" meaning when did they leave for +Moscow. + +Alpatych, understanding the question to refer to their departure for +Bogucharovo, replied that they had left on the seventh and again went +into details concerning the estate management, asking for instructions. + +"Am I to let the troops have the oats, and to take a receipt for them? +We have still six hundred quarters left," he inquired. + +"What am I to say to him?" thought Prince Andrew, looking down on the +old man's bald head shining in the sun and seeing by the expression on +his face that the old man himself understood how untimely such questions +were and only asked them to allay his grief. + +"Yes, let them have it," replied Prince Andrew. + +"If you noticed some disorder in the garden," said Alpatych, "it was +impossible to prevent it. Three regiments have been here and spent the +night, dragoons mostly. I took down the name and rank of their +commanding officer, to hand in a complaint about it." + +"Well, and what are you going to do? Will you stay here if the enemy +occupies the place?" asked Prince Andrew. + +Alpatych turned his face to Prince Andrew, looked at him, and suddenly +with a solemn gesture raised his arm. + +"He is my refuge! His will be done!" he exclaimed. + +A group of bareheaded peasants was approaching across the meadow toward +the prince. + +"Well, good-by!" said Prince Andrew, bending over to Alpatych. "You must +go away too, take away what you can and tell the serfs to go to the +Ryazan estate or to the one near Moscow." + +Alpatych clung to Prince Andrew's leg and burst into sobs. Gently +disengaging himself, the prince spurred his horse and rode down the +avenue at a gallop. + +The old man was still sitting in the ornamental garden, like a fly +impassive on the face of a loved one who is dead, tapping the last on +which he was making the bast shoe, and two little girls, running out +from the hot house carrying in their skirts plums they had plucked from +the trees there, came upon Prince Andrew. On seeing the young master, +the elder one with frightened look clutched her younger companion by the +hand and hid with her behind a birch tree, not stopping to pick up some +green plums they had dropped. + +Prince Andrew turned away with startled haste, unwilling to let them see +that they had been observed. He was sorry for the pretty frightened +little girl, was afraid of looking at her, and yet felt an irresistible +desire to do so. A new sensation of comfort and relief came over him +when, seeing these girls, he realized the existence of other human +interests entirely aloof from his own and just as legitimate as those +that occupied him. Evidently these girls passionately desired one thing- +-to carry away and eat those green plums without being caught--and +Prince Andrew shared their wish for the success of their enterprise. He +could not resist looking at them once more. Believing their danger past, +they sprang from their ambush and, chirruping something in their shrill +little voices and holding up their skirts, their bare little sunburned +feet scampered merrily and quickly across the meadow grass. + +Prince Andrew was somewhat refreshed by having ridden off the dusty +highroad along which the troops were moving. But not far from Bald Hills +he again came out on the road and overtook his regiment at its halting +place by the dam of a small pond. It was past one o'clock. The sun, a +red ball through the dust, burned and scorched his back intolerably +through his black coat. The dust always hung motionless above the buzz +of talk that came from the resting troops. There was no wind. As he +crossed the dam Prince Andrew smelled the ooze and freshness of the +pond. He longed to get into that water, however dirty it might be, and +he glanced round at the pool from whence came sounds of shrieks and +laughter. The small, muddy, green pond had risen visibly more than a +foot, flooding the dam, because it was full of the naked white bodies of +soldiers with brick-red hands, necks, and faces, who were splashing +about in it. All this naked white human flesh, laughing and shrieking, +floundered about in that dirty pool like carp stuffed into a watering +can, and the suggestion of merriment in that floundering mass rendered +it specially pathetic. + +One fair-haired young soldier of the third company, whom Prince Andrew +knew and who had a strap round the calf of one leg, crossed himself, +stepped back to get a good run, and plunged into the water; another, a +dark noncommissioned officer who was always shaggy, stood up to his +waist in the water joyfully wriggling his muscular figure and snorted +with satisfaction as he poured the water over his head with hands +blackened to the wrists. There were sounds of men slapping one another, +yelling, and puffing. + +Everywhere on the bank, on the dam, and in the pond, there was healthy, +white, muscular flesh. The officer, Timokhin, with his red little nose, +standing on the dam wiping himself with a towel, felt confused at seeing +the prince, but made up his mind to address him nevertheless. + +"It's very nice, your excellency! Wouldn't you like to?" said he. + +"It's dirty," replied Prince Andrew, making a grimace. + +"We'll clear it out for you in a minute," said Timokhin, and, still +undressed, ran off to clear the men out of the pond. + +"The prince wants to bathe." + +"What prince? Ours?" said many voices, and the men were in such haste to +clear out that the prince could hardly stop them. He decided that he +would rather wash himself with water in the barn. + +"Flesh, bodies, cannon fodder!" he thought, and he looked at his own +naked body and shuddered, not from cold but from a sense of disgust and +horror he did not himself understand, aroused by the sight of that +immense number of bodies splashing about in the dirty pond. + +On the seventh of August Prince Bagration wrote as follows from his +quarters at Mikhaylovna on the Smolensk road: + +Dear Count Alexis Andreevich--(He was writing to Arakcheev but knew that +his letter would be read by the Emperor, and therefore weighed every +word in it to the best of his ability.) + +I expect the Minister (Barclay de Tolly) has already reported the +abandonment of Smolensk to the enemy. It is pitiable and sad, and the +whole army is in despair that this most important place has been +wantonly abandoned. I, for my part, begged him personally most urgently +and finally wrote him, but nothing would induce him to consent. I swear +to you on my honor that Napoleon was in such a fix as never before and +might have lost half his army but could not have taken Smolensk. Our +troops fought, and are fighting, as never before. With fifteen thousand +men I held the enemy at bay for thirty-five hours and beat him; but he +would not hold out even for fourteen hours. It is disgraceful, a stain +on our army, and as for him, he ought, it seems to me, not to live. If +he reports that our losses were great, it is not true; perhaps about +four thousand, not more, and not even that; but even were they ten +thousand, that's war! But the enemy has lost masses... + +What would it have cost him to hold out for another two days? They would +have had to retire of their own accord, for they had no water for men or +horses. He gave me his word he would not retreat, but suddenly sent +instructions that he was retiring that night. We cannot fight in this +way, or we may soon bring the enemy to Moscow... + +There is a rumor that you are thinking of peace. God forbid that you +should make peace after all our sacrifices and such insane retreats! You +would set all Russia against you and every one of us would feel ashamed +to wear the uniform. If it has come to this--we must fight as long as +Russia can and as long as there are men able to stand... + +One man ought to be in command, and not two. Your Minister may perhaps +be good as a Minister, but as a general he is not merely bad but +execrable, yet to him is entrusted the fate of our whole country.... I +am really frantic with vexation; forgive my writing boldly. It is clear +that the man who advocates the conclusion of a peace, and that the +Minister should command the army, does not love our sovereign and +desires the ruin of us all. So I write you frankly: call out the +militia. For the Minister is leading these visitors after him to Moscow +in a most masterly way. The whole army feels great suspicion of the +Imperial aide-de-camp Wolzogen. He is said to be more Napoleon's man +than ours, and he is always advising the Minister. I am not merely civil +to him but obey him like a corporal, though I am his senior. This is +painful, but, loving my benefactor and sovereign, I submit. Only I am +sorry for the Emperor that he entrusts our fine army to such as he. +Consider that on our retreat we have lost by fatigue and left in the +hospital more than fifteen thousand men, and had we attacked this would +not have happened. Tell me, for God's sake, what will Russia, our mother +Russia, say to our being so frightened, and why are we abandoning our +good and gallant Fatherland to such rabble and implanting feelings of +hatred and shame in all our subjects? What are we scared at and of whom +are we afraid? I am not to blame that the Minister is vacillating, a +coward, dense, dilatory, and has all bad qualities. The whole army +bewails it and calls down curses upon him... + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Among the innumerable categories applicable to the phenomena of human +life one may discriminate between those in which substance prevails and +those in which form prevails. To the latter--as distinguished from +village, country, provincial, or even Moscow life--we may allot +Petersburg life, and especially the life of its salons. That life of the +salons is unchanging. Since the year 1805 we had made peace and had +again quarreled with Bonaparte and had made constitutions and unmade +them again, but the salons of Anna Pavlovna and Helene remained just as +they had been--the one seven and the other five years before. At Anna +Pavlovna's they talked with perplexity of Bonaparte's successes just as +before and saw in them and in the subservience shown to him by the +European sovereigns a malicious conspiracy, the sole object of which was +to cause unpleasantness and anxiety to the court circle of which Anna +Pavlovna was the representative. And in Helene's salon, which Rumyantsev +himself honored with his visits, regarding Helene as a remarkably +intelligent woman, they talked with the same ecstasy in 1812 as in 1808 +of the "great nation" and the "great man," and regretted our rupture +with France, a rupture which, according to them, ought to be promptly +terminated by peace. + +Of late, since the Emperor's return from the army, there had been some +excitement in these conflicting salon circles and some demonstrations of +hostility to one another, but each camp retained its own tendency. In +Anna Pavlovna's circle only those Frenchmen were admitted who were deep- +rooted legitimists, and patriotic views were expressed to the effect +that one ought not to go to the French theater and that to maintain the +French troupe was costing the government as much as a whole army corps. +The progress of the war was eagerly followed, and only the reports most +flattering to our army were circulated. In the French circle of Helene +and Rumyantsev the reports of the cruelty of the enemy and of the war +were contradicted and all Napoleon's attempts at conciliation were +discussed. In that circle they discountenanced those who advised hurried +preparations for a removal to Kazan of the court and the girls' +educational establishments under the patronage of the Dowager Empress. +In Helene's circle the war in general was regarded as a series of formal +demonstrations which would very soon end in peace, and the view +prevailed expressed by Bilibin--who now in Petersburg was quite at home +in Helene's house, which every clever man was obliged to visit--that not +by gunpowder but by those who invented it would matters be settled. In +that circle the Moscow enthusiasm--news of which had reached Petersburg +simultaneously with the Emperor's return--was ridiculed sarcastically +and very cleverly, though with much caution. + +Anna Pavlovna's circle on the contrary was enraptured by this enthusiasm +and spoke of it as Plutarch speaks of the deeds of the ancients. Prince +Vasili, who still occupied his former important posts, formed a +connecting link between these two circles. He visited his "good friend +Anna Pavlovna" as well as his daughter's "diplomatic salon," and often +in his constant comings and goings between the two camps became confused +and said at Helene's what he should have said at Anna Pavlovna's and +vice versa. + +Soon after the Emperor's return Prince Vasili in a conversation about +the war at Anna Pavlovna's severely condemned Barclay de Tolly, but was +undecided as to who ought to be appointed commander-in-chief. One of the +visitors, usually spoken of as "a man of great merit," having described +how he had that day seen Kutuzov, the newly chosen chief of the +Petersburg militia, presiding over the enrollment of recruits at the +Treasury, cautiously ventured to suggest that Kutuzov would be the man +to satisfy all requirements. + +Anna Pavlovna remarked with a melancholy smile that Kutuzov had done +nothing but cause the Emperor annoyance. + +"I have talked and talked at the Assembly of the Nobility," Prince +Vasili interrupted, "but they did not listen to me. I told them his +election as chief of the militia would not please the Emperor. They did +not listen to me. + +"It's all this mania for opposition," he went on. "And who for? It is +all because we want to ape the foolish enthusiasm of those Muscovites," +Prince Vasili continued, forgetting for a moment that though at Helene's +one had to ridicule the Moscow enthusiasm, at Anna Pavlovna's one had to +be ecstatic about it. But he retrieved his mistake at once. "Now, is it +suitable that Count Kutuzov, the oldest general in Russia, should +preside at that tribunal? He will get nothing for his pains! How could +they make a man commander-in-chief who cannot mount a horse, who drops +asleep at a council, and has the very worst morals! A good reputation he +made for himself at Bucharest! I don't speak of his capacity as a +general, but at a time like this how they appoint a decrepit, blind old +man, positively blind? A fine idea to have a blind general! He can't see +anything. To play blindman's bluff? He can't see at all!" + +No one replied to his remarks. + +This was quite correct on the twenty-fourth of July. But on the twenty- +ninth of July Kutuzov received the title of Prince. This might indicate +a wish to get rid of him, and therefore Prince Vasili's opinion +continued to be correct though he was not now in any hurry to express +it. But on the eighth of August a committee, consisting of Field Marshal +Saltykov, Arakcheev, Vyazmitinov, Lopukhin, and Kochubey met to consider +the progress of the war. This committee came to the conclusion that our +failures were due to a want of unity in the command and though the +members of the committee were aware of the Emperor's dislike of Kutuzov, +after a short deliberation they agreed to advise his appointment as +commander in chief. That same day Kutuzov was appointed commander-in- +chief with full powers over the armies and over the whole region +occupied by them. + +On the ninth of August Prince Vasili at Anna Pavlovna's again met the +"man of great merit." The latter was very attentive to Anna Pavlovna +because he wanted to be appointed director of one of the educational +establishments for young ladies. Prince Vasili entered the room with the +air of a happy conqueror who has attained the object of his desires. + +"Well, have you heard the great news? Prince Kutuzov is field marshal! +All dissensions are at an end! I am so glad, so delighted! At last we +have a man!" said he, glancing sternly and significantly round at +everyone in the drawing room. + +The "man of great merit," despite his desire to obtain the post of +director, could not refrain from reminding Prince Vasili of his former +opinion. Though this was impolite to Prince Vasili in Anna Pavlovna's +drawing room, and also to Anna Pavlovna herself who had received the +news with delight, he could not resist the temptation. + +"But, Prince, they say he is blind!" said he, reminding Prince Vasili of +his own words. + +"Eh? Nonsense! He sees well enough," said Prince Vasili rapidly, in a +deep voice and with a slight cough--the voice and cough with which he +was wont to dispose of all difficulties. + +"He sees well enough," he added. "And what I am so pleased about," he +went on, "is that our sovereign has given him full powers over all the +armies and the whole region--powers no commander-in-chief ever had +before. He is a second autocrat," he concluded with a victorious smile. + +"God grant it! God grant it!" said Anna Pavlovna. + +The "man of great merit," who was still a novice in court circles, +wishing to flatter Anna Pavlovna by defending her former position on +this question, observed: + +"It is said that the Emperor was reluctant to give Kutuzov those powers. +They say he blushed like a girl to whom Joconde is read, when he said to +Kutuzov: 'Your Emperor and the Fatherland award you this honor.'" + +"Perhaps the heart took no part in that speech," said Anna Pavlovna. + +"Oh, no, no!" warmly rejoined Prince Vasili, who would not now yield +Kutuzov to anyone; in his opinion Kutuzov was not only admirable +himself, but was adored by everybody. "No, that's impossible," said he, +"for our sovereign appreciated him so highly before." + +"God grant only that Prince Kutuzov assumes real power and does not +allow anyone to put a spoke in his wheel," observed Anna Pavlovna. + +Understanding at once to whom she alluded, Prince Vasili said in a +whisper: + +"I know for a fact that Kutuzov made it an absolute condition that the +Tsarevich should not be with the army. Do you know what he said to the +Emperor?" + +And Prince Vasili repeated the words supposed to have been spoken by +Kutuzov to the Emperor. "I can neither punish him if he does wrong nor +reward him if he does right." + +"Oh, a very wise man is Prince Kutuzov! I have known him a long time!" + +"They even say," remarked the "man of great merit" who did not yet +possess courtly tact, "that his excellency made it an express condition +that the sovereign himself should not be with the army." + +As soon as he said this both Prince Vasili and Anna Pavlovna turned away +from him and glanced sadly at one another with a sigh at his naivete. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +While this was taking place in Petersburg the French had already passed +Smolensk and were drawing nearer and nearer to Moscow. Napoleon's +historian Thiers, like other of his historians, trying to justify his +hero says that he was drawn to the walls of Moscow against his will. He +is as right as other historians who look for the explanation of historic +events in the will of one man; he is as right as the Russian historians +who maintain that Napoleon was drawn to Moscow by the skill of the +Russian commanders. Here besides the law of retrospection, which regards +all the past as a preparation for events that subsequently occur, the +law of reciprocity comes in, confusing the whole matter. A good +chessplayer having lost a game is sincerely convinced that his loss +resulted from a mistake he made and looks for that mistake in the +opening, but forgets that at each stage of the game there were similar +mistakes and that none of his moves were perfect. He only notices the +mistake to which he pays attention, because his opponent took advantage +of it. How much more complex than this is the game of war, which occurs +under certain limits of time, and where it is not one will that +manipulates lifeless objects, but everything results from innumerable +conflicts of various wills! + +After Smolensk Napoleon sought a battle beyond Dorogobuzh at Vyazma, and +then at Tsarevo-Zaymishche, but it happened that owing to a conjunction +of innumerable circumstances the Russians could not give battle till +they reached Borodino, seventy miles from Moscow. From Vyazma Napoleon +ordered a direct advance on Moscow. + +Moscou, la capitale asiatique de ce grand empire, la ville sacree des +peuples d'Alexandre, Moscou avec ses innombrables eglises en forme de +pagodes chinoises, * this Moscow gave Napoleon's imagination no rest. On +the march from Vyazma to Tsarevo-Zaymishche he rode his light bay +bobtailed ambler accompanied by his Guards, his bodyguard, his pages, +and aides-de-camp. Berthier, his chief of staff, dropped behind to +question a Russian prisoner captured by the cavalry. Followed by +Lelorgne d'Ideville, an interpreter, he overtook Napoleon at a gallop +and reined in his horse with an amused expression. + + +* "Moscow, the Asiatic capital of this great empire, the sacred city of +Alexander's people, Moscow with its innumerable churches shaped like +Chinese pagodas." + +"Well?" asked Napoleon. + +"One of Platov's Cossacks says that Platov's corps is joining up with +the main army and that Kutuzov has been appointed commander-in-chief. He +is a very shrewd and garrulous fellow." + +Napoleon smiled and told them to give the Cossack a horse and bring the +man to him. He wished to talk to him himself. Several adjutants galloped +off, and an hour later, Lavrushka, the serf Denisov had handed over to +Rostov, rode up to Napoleon in an orderly's jacket and on a French +cavalry saddle, with a merry, and tipsy face. Napoleon told him to ride +by his side and began questioning him. + +"You are a Cossack?" + +"Yes, a Cossack, your Honor." + +"The Cossack, not knowing in what company he was, for Napoleon's plain +appearance had nothing about it that would reveal to an Oriental mind +the presence of a monarch, talked with extreme familiarity of the +incidents of the war," says Thiers, narrating this episode. In reality +Lavrushka, having got drunk the day before and left his master +dinnerless, had been whipped and sent to the village in quest of +chickens, where he engaged in looting till the French took him prisoner. +Lavrushka was one of those coarse, bare-faced lackeys who have seen all +sorts of things, consider it necessary to do everything in a mean and +cunning way, are ready to render any sort of service to their master, +and are keen at guessing their master's baser impulses, especially those +prompted by vanity and pettiness. + +Finding himself in the company of Napoleon, whose identity he had easily +and surely recognized, Lavrushka was not in the least abashed but merely +did his utmost to gain his new master's favor. + +He knew very well that this was Napoleon, but Napoleon's presence could +no more intimidate him than Rostov's, or a sergeant major's with the +rods, would have done, for he had nothing that either the sergeant major +or Napoleon could deprive him of. + +So he rattled on, telling all the gossip he had heard among the +orderlies. Much of it true. But when Napoleon asked him whether the +Russians thought they would beat Bonaparte or not, Lavrushka screwed up +his eyes and considered. + +In this question he saw subtle cunning, as men of his type see cunning +in everything, so he frowned and did not answer immediately. + +"It's like this," he said thoughtfully, "if there's a battle soon, yours +will win. That's right. But if three days pass, then after that, well, +then that same battle will not soon be over." + +Lelorgne d'Ideville smilingly interpreted this speech to Napoleon thus: +"If a battle takes place within the next three days the French will win, +but if later, God knows what will happen." Napoleon did not smile, +though he was evidently in high good humor, and he ordered these words +to be repeated. + +Lavrushka noticed this and to entertain him further, pretending not to +know who Napoleon was, added: + +"We know that you have Bonaparte and that he has beaten everybody in the +world, but we are a different matter..."--without knowing why or how +this bit of boastful patriotism slipped out at the end. + +The interpreter translated these words without the last phrase, and +Bonaparte smiled. "The young Cossack made his mighty interlocutor +smile," says Thiers. After riding a few paces in silence, Napoleon +turned to Berthier and said he wished to see how the news that he was +talking to the Emperor himself, to that very Emperor who had written his +immortally victorious name on the Pyramids, would affect this enfant du +Don. * + + +* "Child of the Don." + +The fact was accordingly conveyed to Lavrushka. + +Lavrushka, understanding that this was done to perplex him and that +Napoleon expected him to be frightened, to gratify his new masters +promptly pretended to be astonished and awe-struck, opened his eyes +wide, and assumed the expression he usually put on when taken to be +whipped. "As soon as Napoleon's interpreter had spoken," says Thiers, +"the Cossack, seized by amazement, did not utter another word, but rode +on, his eyes fixed on the conqueror whose fame had reached him across +the steppes of the East. All his loquacity was suddenly arrested and +replaced by a naive and silent feeling of admiration. Napoleon, after +making the Cossack a present, had him set free like a bird restored to +its native fields." + +Napoleon rode on, dreaming of the Moscow that so appealed to his +imagination, and "the bird restored to its native fields" galloped to +our outposts, inventing on the way all that had not taken place but that +he meant to relate to his comrades. What had really taken place he did +not wish to relate because it seemed to him not worth telling. He found +the Cossacks, inquired for the regiment operating with Platov's +detachment and by evening found his master, Nicholas Rostov, quartered +at Yankovo. Rostov was just mounting to go for a ride round the +neighboring villages with Ilyin; he let Lavrushka have another horse and +took him along with him. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Princess Mary was not in Moscow and out of danger as Prince Andrew +supposed. + +After the return of Alpatych from Smolensk the old prince suddenly +seemed to awake as from a dream. He ordered the militiamen to be called +up from the villages and armed, and wrote a letter to the commander-in- +chief informing him that he had resolved to remain at Bald Hills to the +last extremity and to defend it, leaving to the commander-in-chief's +discretion to take measures or not for the defense of Bald Hills, where +one of Russia's oldest generals would be captured or killed, and he +announced to his household that he would remain at Bald Hills. + +But while himself remaining, he gave instructions for the departure of +the princess and Dessalles with the little prince to Bogucharovo and +thence to Moscow. Princess Mary, alarmed by her father's feverish and +sleepless activity after his previous apathy, could not bring herself to +leave him alone and for the first time in her life ventured to disobey +him. She refused to go away and her father's fury broke over her in a +terrible storm. He repeated every injustice he had ever inflicted on +her. Trying to convict her, he told her she had worn him out, had caused +his quarrel with his son, had harbored nasty suspicions of him, making +it the object of her life to poison his existence, and he drove her from +his study telling her that if she did not go away it was all the same to +him. He declared that he did not wish to remember her existence and +warned her not to dare to let him see her. The fact that he did not, as +she had feared, order her to be carried away by force but only told her +not to let him see her cheered Princess Mary. She knew it was a proof +that in the depth of his soul he was glad she was remaining at home and +had not gone away. + +The morning after little Nicholas had left, the old prince donned his +full uniform and prepared to visit the commander-in-chief. His caleche +was already at the door. Princess Mary saw him walk out of the house in +his uniform wearing all his orders and go down the garden to review his +armed peasants and domestic serfs. She sat by the window listening to +his voice which reached her from the garden. Suddenly several men came +running up the avenue with frightened faces. + +Princess Mary ran out to the porch, down the flower-bordered path, and +into the avenue. A large crowd of militiamen and domestics were moving +toward her, and in their midst several men were supporting by the +armpits and dragging along a little old man in a uniform and +decorations. She ran up to him and, in the play of the sunlight that +fell in small round spots through the shade of the lime-tree avenue, +could not be sure what change there was in his face. All she could see +was that his former stern and determined expression had altered to one +of timidity and submission. On seeing his daughter he moved his helpless +lips and made a hoarse sound. It was impossible to make out what he +wanted. He was lifted up, carried to his study, and laid on the very +couch he had so feared of late. + +The doctor, who was fetched that same night, bled him and said that the +prince had had a seizure paralyzing his right side. + +It was becoming more and more dangerous to remain at Bald Hills, and +next day they moved the prince to Bogucharovo, the doctor accompanying +him. + +By the time they reached Bogucharovo, Dessalles and the little prince +had already left for Moscow. + +For three weeks the old prince lay stricken by paralysis in the new +house Prince Andrew had built at Bogucharovo, ever in the same state, +getting neither better nor worse. He was unconscious and lay like a +distorted corpse. He muttered unceasingly, his eyebrows and lips +twitching, and it was impossible to tell whether he understood what was +going on around him or not. One thing was certain--that he was suffering +and wished to say something. But what it was, no one could tell: it +might be some caprice of a sick and half-crazy man, or it might relate +to public affairs, or possibly to family concerns. + +The doctor said this restlessness did not mean anything and was due to +physical causes; but Princess Mary thought he wished to tell her +something, and the fact that her presence always increased his +restlessness confirmed her opinion. + +He was evidently suffering both physically and mentally. There was no +hope of recovery. It was impossible for him to travel, it would not do +to let him die on the road. "Would it not be better if the end did come, +the very end?" Princess Mary sometimes thought. Night and day, hardly +sleeping at all, she watched him and, terrible to say, often watched him +not with hope of finding signs of improvement but wishing to find +symptoms of the approach of the end. + +Strange as it was to her to acknowledge this feeling in herself, yet +there it was. And what seemed still more terrible to her was that since +her father's illness began (perhaps even sooner, when she stayed with +him expecting something to happen), all the personal desires and hopes +that had been forgotten or sleeping within her had awakened. Thoughts +that had not entered her mind for years--thoughts of a life free from +the fear of her father, and even the possibility of love and of family +happiness--floated continually in her imagination like temptations of +the devil. Thrust them aside as she would, questions continually +recurred to her as to how she would order her life now, after that. +These were temptations of the devil and Princess Mary knew it. She knew +that the sole weapon against him was prayer, and she tried to pray. She +assumed an attitude of prayer, looked at the icons, repeated the words +of a prayer, but she could not pray. She felt that a different world had +now taken possession of her--the life of a world of strenuous and free +activity, quite opposed to the spiritual world in which till now she had +been confined and in which her greatest comfort had been prayer. She +could not pray, could not weep, and worldly cares took possession of +her. + +It was becoming dangerous to remain in Bogucharovo. News of the approach +of the French came from all sides, and in one village, ten miles from +Bogucharovo, a homestead had been looted by French marauders. + +The doctor insisted on the necessity of moving the prince; the +provincial Marshal of the Nobility sent an official to Princess Mary to +persuade her to get away as quickly as possible, and the head of the +rural police having come to Bogucharovo urged the same thing, saying +that the French were only some twenty-five miles away, that French +proclamations were circulating in the villages, and that if the princess +did not take her father away before the fifteenth, he could not answer +for the consequences. + +The princess decided to leave on the fifteenth. The cares of preparation +and giving orders, for which everyone came to her, occupied her all day. +She spent the night of the fourteenth as usual, without undressing, in +the room next to the one where the prince lay. Several times, waking up, +she heard his groans and muttering, the creak of his bed, and the steps +of Tikhon and the doctor when they turned him over. Several times she +listened at the door, and it seemed to her that his mutterings were +louder than usual and that they turned him over oftener. She could not +sleep and several times went to the door and listened, wishing to enter +but not deciding to do so. Though he did not speak, Princess Mary saw +and knew how unpleasant every sign of anxiety on his account was to him. +She had noticed with what dissatisfaction he turned from the look she +sometimes involuntarily fixed on him. She knew that her going in during +the night at an unusual hour would irritate him. + +But never had she felt so grieved for him or so much afraid of losing +him. She recalled all her life with him and in every word and act of his +found an expression of his love of her. Occasionally amid these memories +temptations of the devil would surge into her imagination: thoughts of +how things would be after his death, and how her new, liberated life +would be ordered. But she drove these thoughts away with disgust. Toward +morning he became quiet and she fell asleep. + +She woke late. That sincerity which often comes with waking showed her +clearly what chiefly concerned her about her father's illness. On waking +she listened to what was going on behind the door and, hearing him +groan, said to herself with a sigh that things were still the same. + +"But what could have happened? What did I want? I want his death!" she +cried with a feeling of loathing for herself. + +She washed, dressed, said her prayers, and went out to the porch. In +front of it stood carriages without horses and things were being packed +into the vehicles. + +It was a warm, gray morning. Princess Mary stopped at the porch, still +horrified by her spiritual baseness and trying to arrange her thoughts +before going to her father. The doctor came downstairs and went out to +her. + +"He is a little better today," said he. "I was looking for you. One can +make out something of what he is saying. His head is clearer. Come in, +he is asking for you..." + +Princess Mary's heart beat so violently at this news that she grew pale +and leaned against the wall to keep from falling. To see him, talk to +him, feel his eyes on her now that her whole soul was overflowing with +those dreadful, wicked temptations, was a torment of joy and terror. + +"Come," said the doctor. + +Princess Mary entered her father's room and went up to his bed. He was +lying on his back propped up high, and his small bony hands with their +knotted purple veins were lying on the quilt; his left eye gazed +straight before him, his right eye was awry, and his brows and lips +motionless. He seemed altogether so thin, small, and pathetic. His face +seemed to have shriveled or melted; his features had grown smaller. +Princess Mary went up and kissed his hand. His left hand pressed hers so +that she understood that he had long been waiting for her to come. He +twitched her hand, and his brows and lips quivered angrily. + +She looked at him in dismay trying to guess what he wanted of her. When +she changed her position so that his left eye could see her face he +calmed down, not taking his eyes off her for some seconds. Then his lips +and tongue moved, sounds came, and he began to speak, gazing timidly and +imploringly at her, evidently afraid that she might not understand. + +Straining all her faculties Princess Mary looked at him. The comic +efforts with which he moved his tongue made her drop her eyes and with +difficulty repress the sobs that rose to her throat. He said something, +repeating the same words several times. She could not understand them, +but tried to guess what he was saying and inquiringly repeated the words +he uttered. + +"Mmm...ar...ate...ate..." he repeated several times. + +It was quite impossible to understand these sounds. The doctor thought +he had guessed them, and inquiringly repeated: "Mary, are you afraid?" +The prince shook his head, again repeated the same sounds. + +"My mind, my mind aches?" questioned Princess Mary. + +He made a mumbling sound in confirmation of this, took her hand, and +began pressing it to different parts of his breast as if trying to find +the right place for it. + +"Always thoughts... about you... thoughts..." he then uttered much more +clearly than he had done before, now that he was sure of being +understood. + +Princess Mary pressed her head against his hand, trying to hide her sobs +and tears. + +He moved his hand over her hair. + +"I have been calling you all night..." he brought out. + +"If only I had known..." she said through her tears. "I was afraid to +come in." + +He pressed her hand. + +"Weren't you asleep?" + +"No, I did not sleep," said Princess Mary, shaking her head. + +Unconsciously imitating her father, she now tried to express herself as +he did, as much as possible by signs, and her tongue too seemed to move +with difficulty. + +"Dear one... Dearest..." Princess Mary could not quite make out what he +had said, but from his look it was clear that he had uttered a tender +caressing word such as he had never used to her before. "Why didn't you +come in?" + +"And I was wishing for his death!" thought Princess Mary. + +He was silent awhile. + +"Thank you... daughter dear!... for all, for all... forgive!... thank +you!... forgive!... thank you!..." and tears began to flow from his +eyes. "Call Andrew!" he said suddenly, and a childish, timid expression +of doubt showed itself on his face as he spoke. + +He himself seemed aware that his demand was meaningless. So at least it +seemed to Princess Mary. + +"I have a letter from him," she replied. + +He glanced at her with timid surprise. + +"Where is he?" + +"He's with the army, Father, at Smolensk." + +He closed his eyes and remained silent a long time. Then as if in answer +to his doubts and to confirm the fact that now he understood and +remembered everything, he nodded his head and reopened his eyes. + +"Yes," he said, softly and distinctly. "Russia has perished. They've +destroyed her." + +And he began to sob, and again tears flowed from his eyes. Princess Mary +could no longer restrain herself and wept while she gazed at his face. + +Again he closed his eyes. His sobs ceased, he pointed to his eyes, and +Tikhon, understanding him, wiped away the tears. + +Then he again opened his eyes and said something none of them could +understand for a long time, till at last Tikhon understood and repeated +it. Princess Mary had sought the meaning of his words in the mood in +which he had just been speaking. She thought he was speaking of Russia, +or Prince Andrew, of herself, of his grandson, or of his own death, and +so she could not guess his words. + +"Put on your white dress. I like it," was what he said. + +Having understood this Princess Mary sobbed still louder, and the doctor +taking her arm led her out to the veranda, soothing her and trying to +persuade her to prepare for her journey. When she had left the room the +prince again began speaking about his son, about the war, and about the +Emperor, angrily twitching his brows and raising his hoarse voice, and +then he had a second and final stroke. + +Princess Mary stayed on the veranda. The day had cleared, it was hot and +sunny. She could understand nothing, think of nothing and feel nothing, +except passionate love for her father, love such as she thought she had +never felt till that moment. She ran out sobbing into the garden and as +far as the pond, along the avenues of young lime trees Prince Andrew had +planted. + +"Yes... I... I... I wished for his death! Yes, I wanted it to end +quicker.... I wished to be at peace.... And what will become of me? What +use will peace be when he is no longer here?" Princess Mary murmured, +pacing the garden with hurried steps and pressing her hands to her bosom +which heaved with convulsive sobs. + +When she had completed the tour of the garden, which brought her again +to the house, she saw Mademoiselle Bourienne--who had remained at +Bogucharovo and did not wish to leave it--coming toward her with a +stranger. This was the Marshal of the Nobility of the district, who had +come personally to point out to the princess the necessity for her +prompt departure. Princess Mary listened without understanding him; she +led him to the house, offered him lunch, and sat down with him. Then, +excusing herself, she went to the door of the old prince's room. The +doctor came out with an agitated face and said she could not enter. + +"Go away, Princess! Go away... go away!" + +She returned to the garden and sat down on the grass at the foot of the +slope by the pond, where no one could see her. She did not know how long +she had been there when she was aroused by the sound of a woman's +footsteps running along the path. She rose and saw Dunyasha her maid, +who was evidently looking for her, and who stopped suddenly as if in +alarm on seeing her mistress. + +"Please come, Princess... The Prince," said Dunyasha in a breaking +voice. + +"Immediately, I'm coming, I'm coming!" replied the princess hurriedly, +not giving Dunyasha time to finish what she was saying, and trying to +avoid seeing the girl she ran toward the house. + +"Princess, it's God's will! You must be prepared for everything," said +the Marshal, meeting her at the house door. + +"Let me alone; it's not true!" she cried angrily to him. + +The doctor tried to stop her. She pushed him aside and ran to her +father's door. "Why are these people with frightened faces stopping me? +I don't want any of them! And what are they doing here?" she thought. +She opened the door and the bright daylight in that previously darkened +room startled her. In the room were her nurse and other women. They all +drew back from the bed, making way for her. He was still lying on the +bed as before, but the stern expression of his quiet face made Princess +Mary stop short on the threshold. + +"No, he's not dead--it's impossible!" she told herself and approached +him, and repressing the terror that seized her, she pressed her lips to +his cheek. But she stepped back immediately. All the force of the +tenderness she had been feeling for him vanished instantly and was +replaced by a feeling of horror at what lay there before her. "No, he is +no more! He is not, but here where he was is something unfamiliar and +hostile, some dreadful, terrifying, and repellent mystery!" And hiding +her face in her hands, Princess Mary sank into the arms of the doctor, +who held her up. + +In the presence of Tikhon and the doctor the women washed what had been +the prince, tied his head up with a handkerchief that the mouth should +not stiffen while open, and with another handkerchief tied together the +legs that were already spreading apart. Then they dressed him in uniform +with his decorations and placed his shriveled little body on a table. +Heaven only knows who arranged all this and when, but it all got done as +if of its own accord. Toward night candles were burning round his +coffin, a pall was spread over it, the floor was strewn with sprays of +juniper, a printed band was tucked in under his shriveled head, and in a +corner of the room sat a chanter reading the psalms. + +Just as horses shy and snort and gather about a dead horse, so the +inmates of the house and strangers crowded into the drawing room round +the coffin--the Marshal, the village Elder, peasant women--and all with +fixed and frightened eyes, crossing themselves, bowed and kissed the old +prince's cold and stiffened hand. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Until Prince Andrew settled in Bogucharovo its owners had always been +absentees, and its peasants were of quite a different character from +those of Bald Hills. They differed from them in speech, dress, and +disposition. They were called steppe peasants. The old prince used to +approve of them for their endurance at work when they came to Bald Hills +to help with the harvest or to dig ponds, and ditches, but he disliked +them for their boorishness. + +Prince Andrew's last stay at Bogucharovo, when he introduced hospitals +and schools and reduced the quitrent the peasants had to pay, had not +softened their disposition but had on the contrary strengthened in them +the traits of character the old prince called boorishness. Various +obscure rumors were always current among them: at one time a rumor that +they would all be enrolled as Cossacks; at another of a new religion to +which they were all to be converted; then of some proclamation of the +Tsar's and of an oath to the Tsar Paul in 1797 (in connection with which +it was rumored that freedom had been granted them but the landowners had +stopped it), then of Peter Fedorovich's return to the throne in seven +years' time, when everything would be made free and so "simple" that +there would be no restrictions. Rumors of the war with Bonaparte and his +invasion were connected in their minds with the same sort of vague +notions of Antichrist, the end of the world, and "pure freedom." + +In the vicinity of Bogucharovo were large villages belonging to the +crown or to owners whose serfs paid quitrent and could work where they +pleased. There were very few resident landlords in the neighborhood and +also very few domestic or literate serfs, and in the lives of the +peasantry of those parts the mysterious undercurrents in the life of the +Russian people, the causes and meaning of which are so baffling to +contemporaries, were more clearly and strongly noticeable than among +others. One instance, which had occurred some twenty years before, was a +movement among the peasants to emigrate to some unknown "warm rivers." +Hundreds of peasants, among them the Bogucharovo folk, suddenly began +selling their cattle and moving in whole families toward the southeast. +As birds migrate to somewhere beyond the sea, so these men with their +wives and children streamed to the southeast, to parts where none of +them had ever been. They set off in caravans, bought their freedom one +by one or ran away, and drove or walked toward the "warm rivers." Many +of them were punished, some sent to Siberia, many died of cold and +hunger on the road, many returned of their own accord, and the movement +died down of itself just as it had sprung up, without apparent reason. +But such undercurrents still existed among the people and gathered new +forces ready to manifest themselves just as strangely, unexpectedly, and +at the same time simply, naturally, and forcibly. Now in 1812, to anyone +living in close touch with these people it was apparent that these +undercurrents were acting strongly and nearing an eruption. + +Alpatych, who had reached Bogucharovo shortly before the old prince's +death, noticed an agitation among the peasants, and that contrary to +what was happening in the Bald Hills district, where over a radius of +forty miles all the peasants were moving away and leaving their villages +to be devastated by the Cossacks, the peasants in the steppe region +round Bogucharovo were, it was rumored, in touch with the French, +received leaflets from them that passed from hand to hand, and did not +migrate. He learned from domestic serfs loyal to him that the peasant +Karp, who possessed great influence in the village commune and had +recently been away driving a government transport, had returned with +news that the Cossacks were destroying deserted villages, but that the +French did not harm them. Alpatych also knew that on the previous day +another peasant had even brought from the village of Visloukhovo, which +was occupied by the French, a proclamation by a French general that no +harm would be done to the inhabitants, and if they remained they would +be paid for anything taken from them. As proof of this the peasant had +brought from Visloukhovo a hundred rubles in notes (he did not know that +they were false) paid to him in advance for hay. + +More important still, Alpatych learned that on the morning of the very +day he gave the village Elder orders to collect carts to move the +princess' luggage from Bogucharovo, there had been a village meeting at +which it had been decided not to move but to wait. Yet there was no time +to waste. On the fifteenth, the day of the old prince's death, the +Marshal had insisted on Princess Mary's leaving at once, as it was +becoming dangerous. He had told her that after the sixteenth he could +not be responsible for what might happen. On the evening of the day the +old prince died the Marshal went away, promising to return next day for +the funeral. But this he was unable to do, for he received tidings that +the French had unexpectedly advanced, and had barely time to remove his +own family and valuables from his estate. + +For some thirty years Bogucharovo had been managed by the village Elder, +Dron, whom the old prince called by the diminutive "Dronushka." + +Dron was one of those physically and mentally vigorous peasants who grow +big beards as soon as they are of age and go on unchanged till they are +sixty or seventy, without a gray hair or the loss of a tooth, as +straight and strong at sixty as at thirty. + +Soon after the migration to the "warm rivers," in which he had taken +part like the rest, Dron was made village Elder and overseer of +Bogucharovo, and had since filled that post irreproachably for twenty- +three years. The peasants feared him more than they did their master. +The masters, both the old prince and the young, and the steward +respected him and jestingly called him "the Minister." During the whole +time of his service Dron had never been drunk or ill, never after +sleepless nights or the hardest tasks had he shown the least fatigue, +and though he could not read he had never forgotten a single money +account or the number of quarters of flour in any of the endless +cartloads he sold for the prince, nor a single shock of the whole corn +crop on any single acre of the Bogucharovo fields. + +Alpatych, arriving from the devastated Bald Hills estate, sent for his +Dron on the day of the prince's funeral and told him to have twelve +horses got ready for the princess' carriages and eighteen carts for the +things to be removed from Bogucharovo. Though the peasants paid +quitrent, Alpatych thought no difficulty would be made about complying +with this order, for there were two hundred and thirty households at +work in Bogucharovo and the peasants were well to do. But on hearing the +order Dron lowered his eyes and remained silent. Alpatych named certain +peasants he knew, from whom he told him to take the carts. + +Dron replied that the horses of these peasants were away carting. +Alpatych named others, but they too, according to Dron, had no horses +available: some horses were carting for the government, others were too +weak, and others had died for want of fodder. It seemed that no horses +could be had even for the carriages, much less for the carting. + +Alpatych looked intently at Dron and frowned. Just as Dron was a model +village Elder, so Alpatych had not managed the prince's estates for +twenty years in vain. He was a model steward, possessing in the highest +degree the faculty of divining the needs and instincts of those he dealt +with. Having glanced at Dron he at once understood that his answers did +not express his personal views but the general mood of the Bogucharovo +commune, by which the Elder had already been carried away. But he also +knew that Dron, who had acquired property and was hated by the commune, +must be hesitating between the two camps: the masters' and the serfs'. +He noticed this hesitation in Dron's look and therefore frowned and +moved closer up to him. + +"Now just listen, Dronushka," said he. "Don't talk nonsense to me. His +excellency Prince Andrew himself gave me orders to move all the people +away and not leave them with the enemy, and there is an order from the +Tsar about it too. Anyone who stays is a traitor to the Tsar. Do you +hear?" + +"I hear," Dron answered without lifting his eyes. + +Alpatych was not satisfied with this reply. + +"Eh, Dron, it will turn out badly!" he said, shaking his head. + +"The power is in your hands," Dron rejoined sadly. + +"Eh, Dron, drop it!" Alpatych repeated, withdrawing his hand from his +bosom and solemnly pointing to the floor at Dron's feet. "I can see +through you and three yards into the ground under you," he continued, +gazing at the floor in front of Dron. + +Dron was disconcerted, glanced furtively at Alpatych and again lowered +his eyes. + +"You drop this nonsense and tell the people to get ready to leave their +homes and go to Moscow and to get carts ready for tomorrow morning for +the princess' things. And don't go to any meeting yourself, do you +hear?" + +Dron suddenly fell on his knees. + +"Yakov Alpatych, discharge me! Take the keys from me and discharge me, +for Christ's sake!" + +"Stop that!" cried Alpatych sternly. "I see through you and three yards +under you," he repeated, knowing that his skill in beekeeping, his +knowledge of the right time to sow the oats, and the fact that he had +been able to retain the old prince's favor for twenty years had long +since gained him the reputation of being a wizard, and that the power of +seeing three yards under a man is considered an attribute of wizards. + +Dron got up and was about to say something, but Alpatych interrupted +him. + +"What is it you have got into your heads, eh?... What are you thinking +of, eh?" + +"What am I to do with the people?" said Dron. "They're quite beside +themselves; I have already told them..." + +"'Told them,' I dare say!" said Alpatych. "Are they drinking?" he asked +abruptly. + +"Quite beside themselves, Yakov Alpatych; they've fetched another +barrel." + +"Well, then, listen! I'll go to the police officer, and you tell them +so, and that they must stop this and the carts must be got ready." + +"I understand." + +Alpatych did not insist further. He had managed people for a long time +and knew that the chief way to make them obey is to show no suspicion +that they can possibly disobey. Having wrung a submissive "I understand" +from Dron, Alpatych contented himself with that, though he not only +doubted but felt almost certain that without the help of troops the +carts would not be forthcoming. + +And so it was, for when evening came no carts had been provided. In the +village, outside the drink shop, another meeting was being held, which +decided that the horses should be driven out into the woods and the +carts should not be provided. Without saying anything of this to the +princess, Alpatych had his own belongings taken out of the carts which +had arrived from Bald Hills and had those horses got ready for the +princess' carriages. Meanwhile he went himself to the police +authorities. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +After her father's funeral Princess Mary shut herself up in her room and +did not admit anyone. A maid came to the door to say that Alpatych was +asking for orders about their departure. (This was before his talk with +Dron.) Princess Mary raised herself on the sofa on which she had been +lying and replied through the closed door that she did not mean to go +away and begged to be left in peace. + +The windows of the room in which she was lying looked westward. She lay +on the sofa with her face to the wall, fingering the buttons of the +leather cushion and seeing nothing but that cushion, and her confused +thoughts were centered on one subject--the irrevocability of death and +her own spiritual baseness, which she had not suspected, but which had +shown itself during her father's illness. She wished to pray but did not +dare to, dared not in her present state of mind address herself to God. +She lay for a long time in that position. + +The sun had reached the other side of the house, and its slanting rays +shone into the open window, lighting up the room and part of the morocco +cushion at which Princess Mary was looking. The flow of her thoughts +suddenly stopped. Unconsciously she sat up, smoothed her hair, got up, +and went to the window, involuntarily inhaling the freshness of the +clear but windy evening. + +"Yes, you can well enjoy the evening now! He is gone and no one will +hinder you," she said to herself, and sinking into a chair she let her +head fall on the window sill. + +Someone spoke her name in a soft and tender voice from the garden and +kissed her head. She looked up. It was Mademoiselle Bourienne in a black +dress and weepers. She softly approached Princess Mary, sighed, kissed +her, and immediately began to cry. The princess looked up at her. All +their former disharmony and her own jealousy recurred to her mind. But +she remembered too how he had changed of late toward Mademoiselle +Bourienne and could not bear to see her, thereby showing how unjust were +the reproaches Princess Mary had mentally addressed to her. "Besides, is +it for me, for me who desired his death, to condemn anyone?" she +thought. + +Princess Mary vividly pictured to herself the position of Mademoiselle +Bourienne, whom she had of late kept at a distance, but who yet was +dependent on her and living in her house. She felt sorry for her and +held out her hand with a glance of gentle inquiry. Mademoiselle +Bourienne at once began crying again and kissed that hand, speaking of +the princess' sorrow and making herself a partner in it. She said her +only consolation was the fact that the princess allowed her to share her +sorrow, that all the old misunderstandings should sink into nothing but +this great grief; that she felt herself blameless in regard to everyone, +and that he, from above, saw her affection and gratitude. The princess +heard her, not heeding her words but occasionally looking up at her and +listening to the sound of her voice. + +"Your position is doubly terrible, dear princess," said Mademoiselle +Bourienne after a pause. "I understand that you could not, and cannot, +think of yourself, but with my love for you I must do so.... Has +Alpatych been to you? Has he spoken to you of going away?" she asked. + +Princess Mary did not answer. She did not understand who was to go or +where to. "Is it possible to plan or think of anything now? Is it not +all the same?" she thought, and did not reply. + +"You know, chere Marie," said Mademoiselle Bourienne, "that we are in +danger--are surrounded by the French. It would be dangerous to move now. +If we go we are almost sure to be taken prisoners, and God knows..." + +Princess Mary looked at her companion without understanding what she was +talking about. + +"Oh, if anyone knew how little anything matters to me now," she said. +"Of course I would on no account wish to go away from him.... Alpatych +did say something about going.... Speak to him; I can do nothing, +nothing, and don't want to...." + +"I've spoken to him. He hopes we should be in time to get away tomorrow, +but I think it would now be better to stay here," said Mademoiselle +Bourienne. "Because, you will agree, chere Marie, to fall into the hands +of the soldiers or of riotous peasants would be terrible." + +Mademoiselle Bourienne took from her reticule a proclamation (not +printed on ordinary Russian paper) of General Rameau's, telling people +not to leave their homes and that the French authorities would afford +them proper protection. She handed this to the princess. + +"I think it would be best to appeal to that general," she continued, +"and I am sure that all due respect would be shown you." + +Princess Mary read the paper, and her face began to quiver with stifled +sobs. + +"From whom did you get this?" she asked. + +"They probably recognized that I am French, by my name," replied +Mademoiselle Bourienne blushing. + +Princess Mary, with the paper in her hand, rose from the window and with +a pale face went out of the room and into what had been Prince Andrew's +study. + +"Dunyasha, send Alpatych, or Dronushka, or somebody to me!" she said, +"and tell Mademoiselle Bourienne not to come to me," she added, hearing +Mademoiselle Bourienne's voice. "We must go at once, at once!" she said, +appalled at the thought of being left in the hands of the French. + +"If Prince Andrew heard that I was in the power of the French! That I, +the daughter of Prince Nicholas Bolkonski, asked General Rameau for +protection and accepted his favor!" This idea horrified her, made her +shudder, blush, and feel such a rush of anger and pride as she had never +experienced before. All that was distressing, and especially all that +was humiliating, in her position rose vividly to her mind. "They, the +French, would settle in this house: M. le General Rameau would occupy +Prince Andrew's study and amuse himself by looking through and reading +his letters and papers. Mademoiselle Bourienne would do the honors of +Bogucharovo for him. I should be given a small room as a favor, the +soldiers would violate my father's newly dug grave to steal his crosses +and stars, they would tell me of their victories over the Russians, and +would pretend to sympathize with my sorrow..." thought Princess Mary, +not thinking her own thoughts but feeling bound to think like her father +and her brother. For herself she did not care where she remained or what +happened to her, but she felt herself the representative of her dead +father and of Prince Andrew. Involuntarily she thought their thoughts +and felt their feelings. What they would have said and what they would +have done she felt bound to say and do. She went into Prince Andrew's +study, trying to enter completely into his ideas, and considered her +position. + +The demands of life, which had seemed to her annihilated by her father's +death, all at once rose before her with a new, previously unknown force +and took possession of her. + +Agitated and flushed she paced the room, sending now for Michael +Ivanovich and now for Tikhon or Dron. Dunyasha, the nurse, and the other +maids could not say in how far Mademoiselle Bourienne's statement was +correct. Alpatych was not at home, he had gone to the police. Neither +could the architect Michael Ivanovich, who on being sent for came in +with sleepy eyes, tell Princess Mary anything. With just the same smile +of agreement with which for fifteen years he had been accustomed to +answer the old prince without expressing views of his own, he now +replied to Princess Mary, so that nothing definite could be got from his +answers. The old valet Tikhon, with sunken, emaciated face that bore the +stamp of inconsolable grief, replied: "Yes, Princess" to all Princess +Mary's questions and hardly refrained from sobbing as he looked at her. + +At length Dron, the village Elder, entered the room and with a deep bow +to Princess Mary came to a halt by the doorpost. + +Princess Mary walked up and down the room and stopped in front of him. + +"Dronushka," she said, regarding as a sure friend this Dronushka who +always used to bring a special kind of gingerbread from his visit to the +fair at Vyazma every year and smilingly offer it to her, "Dronushka, now +since our misfortune..." she began, but could not go on. + +"We are all in God's hands," said he, with a sigh. + +They were silent for a while. + +"Dronushka, Alpatych has gone off somewhere and I have no one to turn +to. Is it true, as they tell me, that I can't even go away?" + +"Why shouldn't you go away, your excellency? You can go," said Dron. + +"I was told it would be dangerous because of the enemy. Dear friend, I +can do nothing. I understand nothing. I have nobody! I want to go away +tonight or early tomorrow morning." + +Dron paused. He looked askance at Princess Mary and said: "There are no +horses; I told Yakov Alpatych so." + +"Why are there none?" asked the princess. + +"It's all God's scourge," said Dron. "What horses we had have been taken +for the army or have died--this is such a year! It's not a case of +feeding horses--we may die of hunger ourselves! As it is, some go three +days without eating. We've nothing, we've been ruined." + +Princess Mary listened attentively to what he told her. + +"The peasants are ruined? They have no bread?" she asked. + +"They're dying of hunger," said Dron. "It's not a case of carting." + +"But why didn't you tell me, Dronushka? Isn't it possible to help them? +I'll do all I can...." + +To Princess Mary it was strange that now, at a moment when such sorrow +was filling her soul, there could be rich people and poor, and the rich +could refrain from helping the poor. She had heard vaguely that there +was such a thing as "landlord's corn" which was sometimes given to the +peasants. She also knew that neither her father nor her brother would +refuse to help the peasants in need, she only feared to make some +mistake in speaking about the distribution of the grain she wished to +give. She was glad such cares presented themselves, enabling her without +scruple to forget her own grief. She began asking Dron about the +peasants' needs and what there was in Bogucharovo that belonged to the +landlord. + +"But we have grain belonging to my brother?" she said. + +"The landlord's grain is all safe," replied Dron proudly. "Our prince +did not order it to be sold." + +"Give it to the peasants, let them have all they need; I give you leave +in my brother's name," said she. + +Dron made no answer but sighed deeply. + +"Give them that corn if there is enough of it. Distribute it all. I give +this order in my brother's name; and tell them that what is ours is +theirs. We do not grudge them anything. Tell them so." + +Dron looked intently at the princess while she was speaking. + +"Discharge me, little mother, for God's sake! Order the keys to be taken +from me," said he. "I have served twenty-three years and have done no +wrong. Discharge me, for God's sake!" + +Princess Mary did not understand what he wanted of her or why he was +asking to be discharged. She replied that she had never doubted his +devotion and that she was ready to do anything for him and for the +peasants. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +An hour later Dunyasha came to tell the princess that Dron had come, and +all the peasants had assembled at the barn by the princess' order and +wished to have word with their mistress. + +"But I never told them to come," said Princess Mary. "I only told Dron +to let them have the grain." + +"Only, for God's sake, Princess dear, have them sent away and don't go +out to them. It's all a trick," said Dunyasha, "and when Yakov Alpatych +returns let us get away... and please don't..." + +"What is a trick?" asked Princess Mary in surprise. + +"I know it is, only listen to me for God's sake! Ask nurse too. They say +they don't agree to leave Bogucharovo as you ordered." + +"You're making some mistake. I never ordered them to go away," said +Princess Mary. "Call Dronushka." + +Dron came and confirmed Dunyasha's words; the peasants had come by the +princess' order. + +"But I never sent for them," declared the princess. "You must have given +my message wrong. I only said that you were to give them the grain." + +Dron only sighed in reply. + +"If you order it they will go away," said he. + +"No, no. I'll go out to them," said Princess Mary, and in spite of the +nurse's and Dunyasha's protests she went out into the porch; Dron, +Dunyasha, the nurse, and Michael Ivanovich following her. + +"They probably think I am offering them the grain to bribe them to +remain here, while I myself go away leaving them to the mercy of the +French," thought Princess Mary. "I will offer them monthly rations and +housing at our Moscow estate. I am sure Andrew would do even more in my +place," she thought as she went out in the twilight toward the crowd +standing on the pasture by the barn. + +The men crowded closer together, stirred, and rapidly took off their +hats. Princess Mary lowered her eyes and, tripping over her skirt, came +close up to them. So many different eyes, old and young, were fixed on +her, and there were so many different faces, that she could not +distinguish any of them and, feeling that she must speak to them all at +once, did not know how to do it. But again the sense that she +represented her father and her brother gave her courage, and she boldly +began her speech. + +"I am very glad you have come," she said without raising her eyes, and +feeling her heart beating quickly and violently. "Dronushka tells me +that the war has ruined you. That is our common misfortune, and I shall +grudge nothing to help you. I am myself going away because it is +dangerous here... the enemy is near... because... I am giving you +everything, my friends, and I beg you to take everything, all our grain, +so that you may not suffer want! And if you have been told that I am +giving you the grain to keep you here--that is not true. On the +contrary, I ask you to go with all your belongings to our estate near +Moscow, and I promise you I will see to it that there you shall want for +nothing. You shall be given food and lodging." + +The princess stopped. Sighs were the only sound heard in the crowd. + +"I am not doing this on my own account," she continued, "I do it in the +name of my dead father, who was a good master to you, and of my brother +and his son." + +Again she paused. No one broke the silence. + +"Ours is a common misfortune and we will share it together. All that is +mine is yours," she concluded, scanning the faces before her. + +All eyes were gazing at her with one and the same expression. She could +not fathom whether it was curiosity, devotion, gratitude, or +apprehension and distrust--but the expression on all the faces was +identical. + +"We are all very thankful for your bounty, but it won't do for us to +take the landlord's grain," said a voice at the back of the crowd. + +"But why not?" asked the princess. + +No one replied and Princess Mary, looking round at the crowd, found that +every eye she met now was immediately dropped. + +"But why don't you want to take it?" she asked again. + +No one answered. + +The silence began to oppress the princess and she tried to catch +someone's eye. + +"Why don't you speak?" she inquired of a very old man who stood just in +front of her leaning on his stick. "If you think something more is +wanted, tell me! I will do anything," said she, catching his eye. + +But as if this angered him, he bent his head quite low and muttered: + +"Why should we agree? We don't want the grain." + +"Why should we give up everything? We don't agree. Don't agree.... We +are sorry for you, but we're not willing. Go away yourself, alone..." +came from various sides of the crowd. + +And again all the faces in that crowd bore an identical expression, +though now it was certainly not an expression of curiosity or gratitude, +but of angry resolve. + +"But you can't have understood me," said Princess Mary with a sad smile. +"Why don't you want to go? I promise to house and feed you, while here +the enemy would ruin you..." + +But her voice was drowned by the voices of the crowd. + +"We're not willing. Let them ruin us! We won't take your grain. We don't +agree." + +Again Princess Mary tried to catch someone's eye, but not a single eye +in the crowd was turned to her; evidently they were all trying to avoid +her look. She felt strange and awkward. + +"Oh yes, an artful tale! Follow her into slavery! Pull down your houses +and go into bondage! I dare say! 'I'll give you grain, indeed!' she +says," voices in the crowd were heard saying. + +With drooping head Princess Mary left the crowd and went back to the +house. Having repeated her order to Dron to have horses ready for her +departure next morning, she went to her room and remained alone with her +own thoughts. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +For a long time that night Princess Mary sat by the open window of her +room hearing the sound of the peasants' voices that reached her from the +village, but it was not of them she was thinking. She felt that she +could not understand them however much she might think about them. She +thought only of one thing, her sorrow, which, after the break caused by +cares for the present, seemed already to belong to the past. Now she +could remember it and weep or pray. + +After sunset the wind had dropped. The night was calm and fresh. Toward +midnight the voices began to subside, a cock crowed, the full moon began +to show from behind the lime trees, a fresh white dewy mist began to +rise, and stillness reigned over the village and the house. + +Pictures of the near past--her father's illness and last moments--rose +one after another to her memory. With mournful pleasure she now lingered +over these images, repelling with horror only the last one, the picture +of his death, which she felt she could not contemplate even in +imagination at this still and mystic hour of night. And these pictures +presented themselves to her so clearly and in such detail that they +seemed now present, now past, and now future. + +She vividly recalled the moment when he had his first stroke and was +being dragged along by his armpits through the garden at Bald Hills, +muttering something with his helpless tongue, twitching his gray +eyebrows and looking uneasily and timidly at her. + +"Even then he wanted to tell me what he told me the day he died," she +thought. "He had always thought what he said then." And she recalled in +all its detail the night at Bald Hills before he had the last stroke, +when with a foreboding of disaster she had remained at home against his +will. She had not slept and had stolen downstairs on tiptoe, and going +to the door of the conservatory where he slept that night had listened +at the door. In a suffering and weary voice he was saying something to +Tikhon, speaking of the Crimea and its warm nights and of the Empress. +Evidently he had wanted to talk. "And why didn't he call me? Why didn't +he let me be there instead of Tikhon?" Princess Mary had thought and +thought again now. "Now he will never tell anyone what he had in his +soul. Never will that moment return for him or for me when he might have +said all he longed to say, and not Tikhon but I might have heard and +understood him. Why didn't I enter the room?" she thought. "Perhaps he +would then have said to me what he said the day he died. While talking +to Tikhon he asked about me twice. He wanted to see me, and I was +standing close by, outside the door. It was sad and painful for him to +talk to Tikhon who did not understand him. I remember how he began +speaking to him about Lise as if she were alive--he had forgotten she +was dead--and Tikhon reminded him that she was no more, and he shouted, +'Fool!' He was greatly depressed. From behind the door I heard how he +lay down on his bed groaning and loudly exclaimed, 'My God!' Why didn't +I go in then? What could he have done to me? What could I have lost? And +perhaps he would then have been comforted and would have said that word +to me." And Princess Mary uttered aloud the caressing word he had said +to her on the day of his death. "Dear-est!" she repeated, and began +sobbing, with tears that relieved her soul. She now saw his face before +her. And not the face she had known ever since she could remember and +had always seen at a distance, but the timid, feeble face she had seen +for the first time quite closely, with all its wrinkles and details, +when she stooped near to his mouth to catch what he said. + +"Dear-est!" she repeated again. + +"What was he thinking when he uttered that word? What is he thinking +now?" This question suddenly presented itself to her, and in answer she +saw him before her with the expression that was on his face as he lay in +his coffin with his chin bound up with a white handkerchief. And the +horror that had seized her when she touched him and convinced herself +that that was not he, but something mysterious and horrible, seized her +again. She tried to think of something else and to pray, but could do +neither. With wide-open eyes she gazed at the moonlight and the shadows, +expecting every moment to see his dead face, and she felt that the +silence brooding over the house and within it held her fast. + +"Dunyasha," she whispered. "Dunyasha!" she screamed wildly, and tearing +herself out of this silence she ran to the servants' quarters to meet +her old nurse and the maidservants who came running toward her. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +On the seventeenth of August Rostov and Ilyin, accompanied by Lavrushka +who had just returned from captivity and by an hussar orderly, left +their quarters at Yankovo, ten miles from Bogucharovo, and went for a +ride--to try a new horse Ilyin had bought and to find out whether there +was any hay to be had in the villages. + +For the last three days Bogucharovo had lain between the two hostile +armies, so that it was as easy for the Russian rearguard to get to it as +for the French vanguard; Rostov, as a careful squadron commander, wished +to take such provisions as remained at Bogucharovo before the French +could get them. + +Rostov and Ilyin were in the merriest of moods. On the way to +Bogucharovo, a princely estate with a dwelling house and farm where they +hoped to find many domestic serfs and pretty girls, they questioned +Lavrushka about Napoleon and laughed at his stories, and raced one +another to try Ilyin's horse. + +Rostov had no idea that the village he was entering was the property of +that very Bolkonski who had been engaged to his sister. + +Rostov and Ilyin gave rein to their horses for a last race along the +incline before reaching Bogucharovo, and Rostov, outstripping Ilyin, was +the first to gallop into the village street. + +"You're first!" cried Ilyin, flushed. + +"Yes, always first both on the grassland and here," answered Rostov, +stroking his heated Donets horse. + +"And I'd have won on my Frenchy, your excellency," said Lavrushka from +behind, alluding to his shabby cart horse, "only I didn't wish to +mortify you." + +They rode at a footpace to the barn, where a large crowd of peasants was +standing. + +Some of the men bared their heads, others stared at the new arrivals +without doffing their caps. Two tall old peasants with wrinkled faces +and scanty beards emerged from the tavern, smiling, staggering, and +singing some incoherent song, and approached the officers. + +"Fine fellows!" said Rostov laughing. "Is there any hay here?" + +"And how like one another," said Ilyin. + +"A mo-o-st me-r-r-y co-o-m-pa...!" sang one of the peasants with a +blissful smile. + +One of the men came out of the crowd and went up to Rostov. + +"Who do you belong to?" he asked. + +"The French," replied Ilyin jestingly, "and here is Napoleon himself"-- +and he pointed to Lavrushka. + +"Then you are Russians?" the peasant asked again. + +"And is there a large force of you here?" said another, a short man, +coming up. + +"Very large," answered Rostov. "But why have you collected here?" he +added. "Is it a holiday?" + +"The old men have met to talk over the business of the commune," replied +the peasant, moving away. + +At that moment, on the road leading from the big house, two women and a +man in a white hat were seen coming toward the officers. + +"The one in pink is mine, so keep off!" said Ilyin on seeing Dunyasha +running resolutely toward him. + +"She'll be ours!" said Lavrushka to Ilyin, winking. + +"What do you want, my pretty?" said Ilyin with a smile. + +"The princess ordered me to ask your regiment and your name." + +"This is Count Rostov, squadron commander, and I am your humble +servant." + +"Co-o-om-pa-ny!" roared the tipsy peasant with a beatific smile as he +looked at Ilyin talking to the girl. Following Dunyasha, Alpatych +advanced to Rostov, having bared his head while still at a distance. + +"May I make bold to trouble your honor?" said he respectfully, but with +a shade of contempt for the youthfulness of this officer and with a hand +thrust into his bosom. "My mistress, daughter of General in Chief Prince +Nicholas Bolkonski who died on the fifteenth of this month, finding +herself in difficulties owing to the boorishness of these people"--he +pointed to the peasants--"asks you to come up to the house.... Won't +you, please, ride on a little farther," said Alpatych with a melancholy +smile, "as it is not convenient in the presence of...?" He pointed to +the two peasants who kept as close to him as horseflies to a horse. + +"Ah!... Alpatych... Ah, Yakov Alpatych... Grand! Forgive us for Christ's +sake, eh?" said the peasants, smiling joyfully at him. + +Rostov looked at the tipsy peasants and smiled. + +"Or perhaps they amuse your honor?" remarked Alpatych with a staid air, +as he pointed at the old men with his free hand. + +"No, there's not much to be amused at here," said Rostov, and rode on a +little way. "What's the matter?" he asked. + +"I make bold to inform your honor that the rude peasants here don't wish +to let the mistress leave the estate, and threaten to unharness her +horses, so that though everything has been packed up since morning, her +excellency cannot get away." + +"Impossible!" exclaimed Rostov. + +"I have the honor to report to you the actual truth," said Alpatych. + +Rostov dismounted, gave his horse to the orderly, and followed Alpatych +to the house, questioning him as to the state of affairs. It appeared +that the princess' offer of corn to the peasants the previous day, and +her talk with Dron and at the meeting, had actually had so bad an effect +that Dron had finally given up the keys and joined the peasants and had +not appeared when Alpatych sent for him; and that in the morning when +the princess gave orders to harness for her journey, the peasants had +come in a large crowd to the barn and sent word that they would not let +her leave the village: that there was an order not to move, and that +they would unharness the horses. Alpatych had gone out to admonish them, +but was told (it was chiefly Karp who did the talking, Dron not showing +himself in the crowd) that they could not let the princess go, that +there was an order to the contrary, but that if she stayed they would +serve her as before and obey her in everything. + +At the moment when Rostov and Ilyin were galloping along the road, +Princess Mary, despite the dissuasions of Alpatych, her nurse, and the +maids, had given orders to harness and intended to start, but when the +cavalrymen were espied they were taken for Frenchmen, the coachman ran +away, and the women in the house began to wail. + +"Father! Benefactor! God has sent you!" exclaimed deeply moved voices as +Rostov passed through the anteroom. + +Princess Mary was sitting helpless and bewildered in the large sitting +room, when Rostov was shown in. She could not grasp who he was and why +he had come, or what was happening to her. When she saw his Russian +face, and by his walk and the first words he uttered recognized him as a +man of her own class, she glanced at him with her deep radiant look and +began speaking in a voice that faltered and trembled with emotion. This +meeting immediately struck Rostov as a romantic event. "A helpless girl +overwhelmed with grief, left to the mercy of coarse, rioting peasants! +And what a strange fate sent me here! What gentleness and nobility there +are in her features and expression!" thought he as he looked at her and +listened to her timid story. + +When she began to tell him that all this had happened the day after her +father's funeral, her voice trembled. She turned away, and then, as if +fearing he might take her words as meant to move him to pity, looked at +him with an apprehensive glance of inquiry. There were tears in Rostov's +eyes. Princess Mary noticed this and glanced gratefully at him with that +radiant look which caused the plainness of her face to be forgotten. + +"I cannot express, Princess, how glad I am that I happened to ride here +and am able to show my readiness to serve you," said Rostov, rising. "Go +when you please, and I give you my word of honor that no one shall dare +to cause you annoyance if only you will allow me to act as your escort." +And bowing respectfully, as if to a lady of royal blood, he moved toward +the door. + +Rostov's deferential tone seemed to indicate that though he would +consider himself happy to be acquainted with her, he did not wish to +take advantage of her misfortunes to intrude upon her. + +Princess Mary understood this and appreciated his delicacy. + +"I am very, very grateful to you," she said in French, "but I hope it +was all a misunderstanding and that no one is to blame for it." She +suddenly began to cry. + +"Excuse me!" she said. + +Rostov, knitting his brows, left the room with another low bow. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +"Well, is she pretty? Ah, friend--my pink one is delicious; her name is +Dunyasha...." + +But on glancing at Rostov's face Ilyin stopped short. He saw that his +hero and commander was following quite a different train of thought. + +Rostov glanced angrily at Ilyin and without replying strode off with +rapid steps to the village. + +"I'll show them; I'll give it to them, the brigands!" said he to +himself. + +Alpatych at a gliding trot, only just managing not to run, kept up with +him with difficulty. + +"What decision have you been pleased to come to?" said he. + +Rostov stopped and, clenching his fists, suddenly and sternly turned on +Alpatych. + +"Decision? What decision? Old dotard!..." cried he. "What have you been +about? Eh? The peasants are rioting, and you can't manage them? You're a +traitor yourself! I know you. I'll flay you all alive!..." And as if +afraid of wasting his store of anger, he left Alpatych and went rapidly +forward. Alpatych, mastering his offended feelings, kept pace with +Rostov at a gliding gait and continued to impart his views. He said the +peasants were obdurate and that at the present moment it would be +imprudent to "overresist" them without an armed force, and would it not +be better first to send for the military? + +"I'll give them armed force... I'll 'overresist' them!" uttered Rostov +meaninglessly, breathless with irrational animal fury and the need to +vent it. + +Without considering what he would do he moved unconciously with quick, +resolute steps toward the crowd. And the nearer he drew to it the more +Alpatych felt that this unreasonable action might produce good results. +The peasants in the crowd were similarly impressed when they saw +Rostov's rapid, firm steps and resolute, frowning face. + +After the hussars had come to the village and Rostov had gone to see the +princess, a certain confusion and dissension had arisen among the crowd. +Some of the peasants said that these new arrivals were Russians and +might take it amiss that the mistress was being detained. Dron was of +this opinion, but as soon as he expressed it Karp and others attacked +their ex-Elder. + +"How many years have you been fattening on the commune?" Karp shouted at +him. "It's all one to you! You'll dig up your pot of money and take it +away with you.... What does it matter to you whether our homes are +ruined or not?" + +"We've been told to keep order, and that no one is to leave their homes +or take away a single grain, and that's all about it!" cried another. + +"It was your son's turn to be conscripted, but no fear! You begrudged +your lump of a son," a little old man suddenly began attacking Dron-- +"and so they took my Vanka to be shaved for a soldier! But we all have +to die." + +"To be sure, we all have to die. I'm not against the commune," said +Dron. + +"That's it--not against it! You've filled your belly...." + +The two tall peasants had their say. As soon as Rostov, followed by +Ilyin, Lavrushka, and Alpatych, came up to the crowd, Karp, thrusting +his fingers into his belt and smiling a little, walked to the front. +Dron on the contrary retired to the rear and the crowd drew closer +together. + +"Who is your Elder here? Hey?" shouted Rostov, coming up to the crowd +with quick steps. + +"The Elder? What do you want with him?..." asked Karp. + +But before the words were well out of his mouth, his cap flew off and a +fierce blow jerked his head to one side. + +"Caps off, traitors!" shouted Rostov in a wrathful voice. "Where's the +Elder?" he cried furiously. + +"The Elder.... He wants the Elder!... Dron Zakharych, you!" meek and +flustered voices here and there were heard calling and caps began to +come off their heads. + +"We don't riot, we're following the orders," declared Karp, and at that +moment several voices began speaking together. + +"It's as the old men have decided--there's too many of you giving +orders." + +"Arguing? Mutiny!... Brigands! Traitors!" cried Rostov unmeaningly in a +voice not his own, gripping Karp by the collar. "Bind him, bind him!" he +shouted, though there was no one to bind him but Lavrushka and Alpatych. + +Lavrushka, however, ran up to Karp and seized him by the arms from +behind. + +"Shall I call up our men from beyond the hill?" he called out. + +Alpatych turned to the peasants and ordered two of them by name to come +and bind Karp. The men obediently came out of the crowd and began taking +off their belts. + +"Where's the Elder?" demanded Rostov in a loud voice. + +With a pale and frowning face Dron stepped out of the crowd. + +"Are you the Elder? Bind him, Lavrushka!" shouted Rostov, as if that +order, too, could not possibly meet with any opposition. + +And in fact two more peasants began binding Dron, who took off his own +belt and handed it to them, as if to aid them. + +"And you all listen to me!" said Rostov to the peasants. "Be off to your +houses at once, and don't let one of your voices be heard!" + +"Why, we've not done any harm! We did it just out of foolishness. It's +all nonsense... I said then that it was not in order," voices were heard +bickering with one another. + + +"There! What did I say?" said Alpatych, coming into his own again. "It's +wrong, lads!" + +"All our stupidity, Yakov Alpatych," came the answers, and the crowd +began at once to disperse through the village. + +The two bound men were led off to the master's house. The two drunken +peasants followed them. + +"Aye, when I look at you!..." said one of them to Karp. + +"How can one talk to the masters like that? What were you thinking of, +you fool?" added the other--"A real fool!" + +Two hours later the carts were standing in the courtyard of the +Bogucharovo house. The peasants were briskly carrying out the +proprietor's goods and packing them on the carts, and Dron, liberated at +Princess Mary's wish from the cupboard where he had been confined, was +standing in the yard directing the men. + +"Don't put it in so carelessly," said one of the peasants, a man with a +round smiling face, taking a casket from a housemaid. "You know it has +cost money! How can you chuck it in like that or shove it under the cord +where it'll get rubbed? I don't like that way of doing things. Let it +all be done properly, according to rule. Look here, put it under the +bast matting and cover it with hay--that's the way!" + +"Eh, books, books!" said another peasant, bringing out Prince Andrew's +library cupboards. "Don't catch up against it! It's heavy, lads--solid +books." + +"Yes, they worked all day and didn't play!" remarked the tall, round- +faced peasant gravely, pointing with a significant wink at the +dictionaries that were on the top. + +Unwilling to obtrude himself on the princess, Rostov did not go back to +the house but remained in the village awaiting her departure. When her +carriage drove out of the house, he mounted and accompanied her eight +miles from Bogucharovo to where the road was occupied by our troops. At +the inn at Yankovo he respectfully took leave of her, for the first time +permitting himself to kiss her hand. + +"How can you speak so!" he blushingly replied to Princess Mary's +expressions of gratitude for her deliverance, as she termed what had +occurred. "Any police officer would have done as much! If we had had +only peasants to fight, we should not have let the enemy come so far," +said he with a sense of shame and wishing to change the subject. "I am +only happy to have had the opportunity of making your acquaintance. +Good-bye, Princess. I wish you happiness and consolation and hope to +meet you again in happier circumstances. If you don't want to make me +blush, please don't thank me!" + +But the princess, if she did not again thank him in words, thanked him +with the whole expression of her face, radiant with gratitude and +tenderness. She could not believe that there was nothing to thank him +for. On the contrary, it seemed to her certain that had he not been +there she would have perished at the hands of the mutineers and of the +French, and that he had exposed himself to terrible and obvious danger +to save her, and even more certain was it that he was a man of lofty and +noble soul, able to understand her position and her sorrow. His kind, +honest eyes, with the tears rising in them when she herself had begun to +cry as she spoke of her loss, did not leave her memory. + +When she had taken leave of him and remained alone she suddenly felt her +eyes filling with tears, and then not for the first time the strange +question presented itself to her: did she love him? + +On the rest of the way to Moscow, though the princess' position was not +a cheerful one, Dunyasha, who went with her in the carriage, more than +once noticed that her mistress leaned out of the window and smiled at +something with an expression of mingled joy and sorrow. + +"Well, supposing I do love him?" thought Princess Mary. + +Ashamed as she was of acknowledging to herself that she had fallen in +love with a man who would perhaps never love her, she comforted herself +with the thought that no one would ever know it and that she would not +be to blame if, without ever speaking of it to anyone, she continued to +the end of her life to love the man with whom she had fallen in love for +the first and last time in her life. + +Sometimes when she recalled his looks, his sympathy, and his words, +happiness did not appear impossible to her. It was at those moments that +Dunyasha noticed her smiling as she looked out of the carriage window. + +"Was it not fate that brought him to Bogucharovo, and at that very +moment?" thought Princess Mary. "And that caused his sister to refuse my +brother?" And in all this Princess Mary saw the hand of Providence. + +The impression the princess made on Rostov was a very agreeable one. To +remember her gave him pleasure, and when his comrades, hearing of his +adventure at Bogucharovo, rallied him on having gone to look for hay and +having picked up one of the wealthiest heiresses in Russia, he grew +angry. It made him angry just because the idea of marrying the gentle +Princess Mary, who was attractive to him and had an enormous fortune, +had against his will more than once entered his head. For himself +personally Nicholas could not wish for a better wife: by marrying her he +would make the countess his mother happy, would be able to put his +father's affairs in order, and would even--he felt it--ensure Princess +Mary's happiness. + +But Sonya? And his plighted word? That was why Rostov grew angry when he +was rallied about Princess Bolkonskaya. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +On receiving command of the armies Kutuzov remembered Prince Andrew and +sent an order for him to report at headquarters. + +Prince Andrew arrived at Tsarevo-Zaymishche on the very day and at the +very hour that Kutuzov was reviewing the troops for the first time. He +stopped in the village at the priest's house in front of which stood the +commander-in-chief's carriage, and he sat down on the bench at the gate +awaiting his Serene Highness, as everyone now called Kutuzov. From the +field beyond the village came now sounds of regimental music and now the +roar of many voices shouting "Hurrah!" to the new commander-in-chief. +Two orderlies, a courier and a major-domo, stood near by, some ten paces +from Prince Andrew, availing themselves of Kutuzov's absence and of the +fine weather. A short, swarthy lieutenant colonel of hussars with thick +mustaches and whiskers rode up to the gate and, glancing at Prince +Andrew, inquired whether his Serene Highness was putting up there and +whether he would soon be back. + +Prince Andrew replied that he was not on his Serene Highness' staff but +was himself a new arrival. The lieutenant colonel turned to a smart +orderly, who, with the peculiar contempt with which a commander-in- +chief's orderly speaks to officers, replied: + +"What? His Serene Highness? I expect he'll be here soon. What do you +want?" + +The lieutenant colonel of hussars smiled beneath his mustache at the +orderly's tone, dismounted, gave his horse to a dispatch runner, and +approached Bolkonski with a slight bow. Bolkonski made room for him on +the bench and the lieutenant colonel sat down beside him. + +"You're also waiting for the commander-in-chief?" said he. "They say he +weceives evewyone, thank God!... It's awful with those sausage eaters! +Ermolov had weason to ask to be pwomoted to be a German! Now p'waps +Wussians will get a look in. As it was, devil only knows what was +happening. We kept wetweating and wetweating. Did you take part in the +campaign?" he asked. + +"I had the pleasure," replied Prince Andrew, "not only of taking part in +the retreat but of losing in that retreat all I held dear--not to +mention the estate and home of my birth--my father, who died of grief. I +belong to the province of Smolensk." + +"Ah? You're Pwince Bolkonski? Vewy glad to make your acquaintance! I'm +Lieutenant Colonel Denisov, better known as 'Vaska,'" said Denisov, +pressing Prince Andrew's hand and looking into his face with a +particularly kindly attention. "Yes, I heard," said he sympathetically, +and after a short pause added: "Yes, it's Scythian warfare. It's all +vewy well--only not for those who get it in the neck. So you are Pwince +Andwew Bolkonski?" He swayed his head. "Vewy pleased, Pwince, to make +your acquaintance!" he repeated again, smiling sadly, and he again +pressed Prince Andrew's hand. + +Prince Andrew knew Denisov from what Natasha had told him of her first +suitor. This memory carried him sadly and sweetly back to those painful +feelings of which he had not thought lately, but which still found place +in his soul. Of late he had received so many new and very serious +impressions--such as the retreat from Smolensk, his visit to Bald Hills, +and the recent news of his father's death--and had experienced so many +emotions, that for a long time past those memories had not entered his +mind, and now that they did, they did not act on him with nearly their +former strength. For Denisov, too, the memories awakened by the name of +Bolkonski belonged to a distant, romantic past, when after supper and +after Natasha's singing he had proposed to a little girl of fifteen +without realizing what he was doing. He smiled at the recollection of +that time and of his love for Natasha, and passed at once to what now +interested him passionately and exclusively. This was a plan of campaign +he had devised while serving at the outposts during the retreat. He had +proposed that plan to Barclay de Tolly and now wished to propose it to +Kutuzov. The plan was based on the fact that the French line of +operation was too extended, and it proposed that instead of, or +concurrently with, action on the front to bar the advance of the French, +we should attack their line of communication. He began explaining his +plan to Prince Andrew. + +"They can't hold all that line. It's impossible. I will undertake to +bweak thwough. Give me five hundwed men and I will bweak the line, +that's certain! There's only one way--guewilla warfare!" + +Denisov rose and began gesticulating as he explained his plan to +Bolkonski. In the midst of his explanation shouts were heard from the +army, growing more incoherent and more diffused, mingling with music and +songs and coming from the field where the review was held. Sounds of +hoofs and shouts were nearing the village. + +"He's coming! He's coming!" shouted a Cossack standing at the gate. + +Bolkonski and Denisov moved to the gate, at which a knot of soldiers (a +guard of honor) was standing, and they saw Kutuzov coming down the +street mounted on a rather small sorrel horse. A huge suite of generals +rode behind him. Barclay was riding almost beside him, and a crowd of +officers ran after and around them shouting, "Hurrah!" + +His adjutants galloped into the yard before him. Kutuzov was impatiently +urging on his horse, which ambled smoothly under his weight, and he +raised his hand to his white Horse Guard's cap with a red band and no +peak, nodding his head continually. When he came up to the guard of +honor, a fine set of Grenadiers mostly wearing decorations, who were +giving him the salute, he looked at them silently and attentively for +nearly a minute with the steady gaze of a commander and then turned to +the crowd of generals and officers surrounding him. Suddenly his face +assumed a subtle expression, he shrugged his shoulders with an air of +perplexity. + +"And with such fine fellows to retreat and retreat! Well, good-by, +General," he added, and rode into the yard past Prince Andrew and +Denisov. + +"Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!" shouted those behind him. + +Since Prince Andrew had last seen him Kutuzov had grown still more +corpulent, flaccid, and fat. But the bleached eyeball, the scar, and the +familiar weariness of his expression were still the same. He was wearing +the white Horse Guard's cap and a military overcoat with a whip hanging +over his shoulder by a thin strap. He sat heavily and swayed limply on +his brisk little horse. + +"Whew... whew... whew!" he whistled just audibly as he rode into the +yard. His face expressed the relief of relaxed strain felt by a man who +means to rest after a ceremony. He drew his left foot out of the stirrup +and, lurching with his whole body and puckering his face with the +effort, raised it with difficulty onto the saddle, leaned on his knee, +groaned, and slipped down into the arms of the Cossacks and adjutants +who stood ready to assist him. + +He pulled himself together, looked round, screwing up his eyes, glanced +at Prince Andrew, and, evidently not recognizing him, moved with his +waddling gait to the porch. "Whew... whew... whew!" he whistled, and +again glanced at Prince Andrew. As often occurs with old men, it was +only after some seconds that the impression produced by Prince Andrew's +face linked itself up with Kutuzov's remembrance of his personality. + +"Ah, how do you do, my dear prince? How do you do, my dear boy? Come +along..." said he, glancing wearily round, and he stepped onto the porch +which creaked under his weight. + +He unbuttoned his coat and sat down on a bench in the porch. + +"And how's your father?" + +"I received news of his death, yesterday," replied Prince Andrew +abruptly. + +Kutuzov looked at him with eyes wide open with dismay and then took off +his cap and crossed himself: + +"May the kingdom of Heaven be his! God's will be done to us all!" He +sighed deeply, his whole chest heaving, and was silent for a while. "I +loved him and respected him, and sympathize with you with all my heart." + +He embraced Prince Andrew, pressing him to his fat breast, and for some +time did not let him go. When he released him Prince Andrew saw that +Kutuzov's flabby lips were trembling and that tears were in his eyes. He +sighed and pressed on the bench with both hands to raise himself. + +"Come! Come with me, we'll have a talk," said he. + +But at that moment Denisov, no more intimidated by his superiors than by +the enemy, came with jingling spurs up the steps of the porch, despite +the angry whispers of the adjutants who tried to stop him. Kutuzov, his +hands still pressed on the seat, glanced at him glumly. Denisov, having +given his name, announced that he had to communicate to his Serene +Highness a matter of great importance for their country's welfare. +Kutuzov looked wearily at him and, lifting his hands with a gesture of +annoyance, folded them across his stomach, repeating the words: "For our +country's welfare? Well, what is it? Speak!" Denisov blushed like a girl +(it was strange to see the color rise in that shaggy, bibulous, time- +worn face) and boldly began to expound his plan of cutting the enemy's +lines of communication between Smolensk and Vyazma. Denisov came from +those parts and knew the country well. His plan seemed decidedly a good +one, especially from the strength of conviction with which he spoke. +Kutuzov looked down at his own legs, occasionally glancing at the door +of the adjoining hut as if expecting something unpleasant to emerge from +it. And from that hut, while Denisov was speaking, a general with a +portfolio under his arm really did appear. + +"What?" said Kutuzov, in the midst of Denisov's explanations, "are you +ready so soon?" + +"Ready, your Serene Highness," replied the general. + +Kutuzov swayed his head, as much as to say: "How is one man to deal with +it all?" and again listened to Denisov. + +"I give my word of honor as a Wussian officer," said Denisov, "that I +can bweak Napoleon's line of communication!" + +"What relation are you to Intendant General Kiril Andreevich Denisov?" +asked Kutuzov, interrupting him. + +"He is my uncle, your Sewene Highness." + +"Ah, we were friends," said Kutuzov cheerfully. "All right, all right, +friend, stay here at the staff and tomorrow we'll have a talk." + +With a nod to Denisov he turned away and put out his hand for the papers +Konovnitsyn had brought him. + +"Would not your Serene Highness like to come inside?" said the general +on duty in a discontented voice, "the plans must be examined and several +papers have to be signed." + +An adjutant came out and announced that everything was in readiness +within. But Kutuzov evidently did not wish to enter that room till he +was disengaged. He made a grimace... + +"No, tell them to bring a small table out here, my dear boy. I'll look +at them here," said he. "Don't go away," he added, turning to Prince +Andrew, who remained in the porch and listened to the general's report. + +While this was being given, Prince Andrew heard the whisper of a woman's +voice and the rustle of a silk dress behind the door. Several times on +glancing that way he noticed behind that door a plump, rosy, handsome +woman in a pink dress with a lilac silk kerchief on her head, holding a +dish and evidently awaiting the entrance of the commander-in-chief. +Kutuzov's adjutant whispered to Prince Andrew that this was the wife of +the priest whose home it was, and that she intended to offer his Serene +Highness bread and salt. "Her husband has welcomed his Serene Highness +with the cross at the church, and she intends to welcome him in the +house.... She's very pretty," added the adjutant with a smile. At those +words Kutuzov looked round. He was listening to the general's report-- +which consisted chiefly of a criticism of the position at Tsarevo- +Zaymishche--as he had listened to Denisov, and seven years previously +had listened to the discussion at the Austerlitz council of war. He +evidently listened only because he had ears which, though there was a +piece of tow in one of them, could not help hearing; but it was evident +that nothing the general could say would surprise or even interest him, +that he knew all that would be said beforehand, and heard it all only +because he had to, as one has to listen to the chanting of a service of +prayer. All that Denisov had said was clever and to the point. What the +general was saying was even more clever and to the point, but it was +evident that Kutuzov despised knowledge and cleverness, and knew of +something else that would decide the matter--something independent of +cleverness and knowledge. Prince Andrew watched the commander-in-chief's +face attentively, and the only expression he could see there was one of +boredom, curiosity as to the meaning of the feminine whispering behind +the door, and a desire to observe propriety. It was evident that Kutuzov +despised cleverness and learning and even the patriotic feeling shown by +Denisov, but despised them not because of his own intellect, feelings, +or knowledge--he did not try to display any of these--but because of +something else. He despised them because of his old age and experience +of life. The only instruction Kutuzov gave of his own accord during that +report referred to looting by the Russian troops. At the end of the +report the general put before him for signature a paper relating to the +recovery of payment from army commanders for green oats mown down by the +soldiers, when landowners lodged petitions for compensation. + +After hearing the matter, Kutuzov smacked his lips together and shook +his head. + +"Into the stove... into the fire with it! I tell you once for all, my +dear fellow," said he, "into the fire with all such things! Let them cut +the crops and burn wood to their hearts' content. I don't order it or +allow it, but I don't exact compensation either. One can't get on +without it. 'When wood is chopped the chips will fly.'" He looked at the +paper again. "Oh, this German precision!" he muttered, shaking his head. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +"Well, that's all!" said Kutuzov as he signed the last of the documents, +and rising heavily and smoothing out the folds in his fat white neck he +moved toward the door with a more cheerful expression. + +The priest's wife, flushing rosy red, caught up the dish she had after +all not managed to present at the right moment, though she had so long +been preparing for it, and with a low bow offered it to Kutuzov. + +He screwed up his eyes, smiled, lifted her chin with his hand, and said: + +"Ah, what a beauty! Thank you, sweetheart!" + +He took some gold pieces from his trouser pocket and put them on the +dish for her. "Well, my dear, and how are we getting on?" he asked, +moving to the door of the room assigned to him. The priest's wife +smiled, and with dimples in her rosy cheeks followed him into the room. +The adjutant came out to the porch and asked Prince Andrew to lunch with +him. Half an hour later Prince Andrew was again called to Kutuzov. He +found him reclining in an armchair, still in the same unbuttoned +overcoat. He had in his hand a French book which he closed as Prince +Andrew entered, marking the place with a knife. Prince Andrew saw by the +cover that it was Les Chevaliers du Cygne by Madame de Genlis. + +"Well, sit down, sit down here. Let's have a talk," said Kutuzov. "It's +sad, very sad. But remember, my dear fellow, that I am a father to you, +a second father...." + +Prince Andrew told Kutuzov all he knew of his father's death, and what +he had seen at Bald Hills when he passed through it. + +"What... what they have brought us to!" Kutuzov suddenly cried in an +agitated voice, evidently picturing vividly to himself from Prince +Andrew's story the condition Russia was in. "But give me time, give me +time!" he said with a grim look, evidently not wishing to continue this +agitating conversation, and added: "I sent for you to keep you with me." + +"I thank your Serene Highness, but I fear I am no longer fit for the +staff," replied Prince Andrew with a smile which Kutuzov noticed. + +Kutuzov glanced inquiringly at him. + +"But above all," added Prince Andrew, "I have grown used to my regiment, +am fond of the officers, and I fancy the men also like me. I should be +sorry to leave the regiment. If I decline the honor of being with you, +believe me..." + +A shrewd, kindly, yet subtly derisive expression lit up Kutuzov's podgy +face. He cut Bolkonski short. + +"I am sorry, for I need you. But you're right, you're right! It's not +here that men are needed. Advisers are always plentiful, but men are +not. The regiments would not be what they are if the would-be advisers +served there as you do. I remember you at Austerlitz.... I remember, +yes, I remember you with the standard!" said Kutuzov, and a flush of +pleasure suffused Prince Andrew's face at this recollection. + +Taking his hand and drawing him downwards, Kutuzov offered his cheek to +be kissed, and again Prince Andrew noticed tears in the old man's eyes. +Though Prince Andrew knew that Kutuzov's tears came easily, and that he +was particularly tender to and considerate of him from a wish to show +sympathy with his loss, yet this reminder of Austerlitz was both +pleasant and flattering to him. + +"Go your way and God be with you. I know your path is the path of +honor!" He paused. "I missed you at Bucharest, but I needed someone to +send." And changing the subject, Kutuzov began to speak of the Turkish +war and the peace that had been concluded. "Yes, I have been much +blamed," he said, "both for that war and the peace... but everything +came at the right time. Tout vient a point a celui qui sait attendre. * +And there were as many advisers there as here..." he went on, returning +to the subject of "advisers" which evidently occupied him. "Ah, those +advisers!" said he. "If we had listened to them all we should not have +made peace with Turkey and should not have been through with that war. +Everything in haste, but more haste, less speed. Kamenski would have +been lost if he had not died. He stormed fortresses with thirty thousand +men. It is not difficult to capture a fortress but it is difficult to +win a campaign. For that, not storming and attacking but patience and +time are wanted. Kamenski sent soldiers to Rustchuk, but I only employed +these two things and took more fortresses than Kamenski and made them +Turks eat horseflesh!" He swayed his head. "And the French shall too, +believe me," he went on, growing warmer and beating his chest, "I'll +make them eat horseflesh!" And tears again dimmed his eyes. + + +* "Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait." + +"But shan't we have to accept battle?" remarked Prince Andrew. + +"We shall if everybody wants it; it can't be helped.... But believe me, +my dear boy, there is nothing stronger than those two: patience and +time, they will do it all. But the advisers n'entendent pas de cette +oreille, voila le mal. * Some want a thing--others don't. What's one to +do?" he asked, evidently expecting an answer. "Well, what do you want us +to do?" he repeated and his eye shone with a deep, shrewd look. "I'll +tell you what to do," he continued, as Prince Andrew still did not +reply: "I will tell you what to do, and what I do. Dans le doute, mon +cher," he paused, "abstiens-toi" *(2)--he articulated the French proverb +deliberately. + + +* "Don't see it that way, that's the trouble." + +* (2) "When in doubt, my dear fellow, do nothing." + +"Well, good-by, my dear fellow; remember that with all my heart I share +your sorrow, and that for you I am not a Serene Highness, nor a prince, +nor a commander-in-chief, but a father! If you want anything come +straight to me. Good-bye, my dear boy." + +Again he embraced and kissed Prince Andrew, but before the latter had +left the room Kutuzov gave a sigh of relief and went on with his +unfinished novel, Les Chevaliers du Cygne by Madame de Genlis. + +Prince Andrew could not have explained how or why it was, but after that +interview with Kutuzov he went back to his regiment reassured as to the +general course of affairs and as to the man to whom it had been +entrusted. The more he realized the absence of all personal motive in +that old man--in whom there seemed to remain only the habit of passions, +and in place of an intellect (grouping events and drawing conclusions) +only the capacity calmly to contemplate the course of events--the more +reassured he was that everything would be as it should. "He will not +bring in any plan of his own. He will not devise or undertake anything," +thought Prince Andrew, "but he will hear everything, remember +everything, and put everything in its place. He will not hinder anything +useful nor allow anything harmful. He understands that there is +something stronger and more important than his own will--the inevitable +course of events, and he can see them and grasp their significance, and +seeing that significance can refrain from meddling and renounce his +personal wish directed to something else. And above all," thought Prince +Andrew, "one believes in him because he's Russian, despite the novel by +Genlis and the French proverbs, and because his voice shook when he +said: 'What they have brought us to!' and had a sob in it when he said +he would 'make them eat horseflesh!'" + +On such feelings, more or less dimly shared by all, the unanimity and +general approval were founded with which, despite court influences, the +popular choice of Kutuzov as commander-in-chief was received. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +After the Emperor had left Moscow, life flowed on there in its usual +course, and its course was so very usual that it was difficult to +remember the recent days of patriotic elation and ardor, hard to believe +that Russia was really in danger and that the members of the English +Club were also sons of the Fatherland ready to sacrifice everything for +it. The one thing that recalled the patriotic fervor everyone had +displayed during the Emperor's stay was the call for contributions of +men and money, a necessity that as soon as the promises had been made +assumed a legal, official form and became unavoidable. + +With the enemy's approach to Moscow, the Moscovites' view of their +situation did not grow more serious but on the contrary became even more +frivolous, as always happens with people who see a great danger +approaching. At the approach of danger there are always two voices that +speak with equal power in the human soul: one very reasonably tells a +man to consider the nature of the danger and the means of escaping it; +the other, still more reasonably, says that it is too depressing and +painful to think of the danger, since it is not in man's power to +foresee everything and avert the general course of events, and it is +therefore better to disregard what is painful till it comes, and to +think about what is pleasant. In solitude a man generally listens to the +first voice, but in society to the second. So it was now with the +inhabitants of Moscow. It was long since people had been as gay in +Moscow as that year. + +Rostopchin's broadsheets, headed by woodcuts of a drink shop, a potman, +and a Moscow burgher called Karpushka Chigirin, "who--having been a +militiaman and having had rather too much at the pub--heard that +Napoleon wished to come to Moscow, grew angry, abused the French in very +bad language, came out of the drink shop, and, under the sign of the +eagle, began to address the assembled people," were read and discussed, +together with the latest of Vasili Lvovich Pushkin's bouts rimes. + +In the corner room at the club, members gathered to read these +broadsheets, and some liked the way Karpushka jeered at the French, +saying: "They will swell up with Russian cabbage, burst with our +buckwheat porridge, and choke themselves with cabbage soup. They are all +dwarfs and one peasant woman will toss three of them with a hayfork." +Others did not like that tone and said it was stupid and vulgar. It was +said that Rostopchin had expelled all Frenchmen and even all foreigners +from Moscow, and that there had been some spies and agents of Napoleon +among them; but this was told chiefly to introduce Rostopchin's witty +remark on that occasion. The foreigners were deported to Nizhni by boat, +and Rostopchin had said to them in French: "Rentrez en vousmemes; entrez +dans la barque, et n'en faites pas une barque de Charon." * There was +talk of all the government offices having been already removed from +Moscow, and to this Shinshin's witticism was added--that for that alone +Moscow ought to be grateful to Napoleon. It was said that Mamonov's +regiment would cost him eight hundred thousand rubles, and that Bezukhov +had spent even more on his, but that the best thing about Bezukhov's +action was that he himself was going to don a uniform and ride at the +head of his regiment without charging anything for the show. + + +* "Think it over; get into the barque, and take care not to make it a +barque of Charon." + +"You don't spare anyone," said Julie Drubetskaya as she collected and +pressed together a bunch of raveled lint with her thin, beringed +fingers. + +Julie was preparing to leave Moscow next day and was giving a farewell +soiree. + +"Bezukhov est ridicule, but he is so kind and good-natured. What +pleasure is there to be so caustique?" + +"A forfeit!" cried a young man in militia uniform whom Julie called "mon +chevalier," and who was going with her to Nizhni. + +In Julie's set, as in many other circles in Moscow, it had been agreed +that they would speak nothing but Russian and that those who made a slip +and spoke French should pay fines to the Committee of Voluntary +Contributions. + +"Another forfeit for a Gallicism," said a Russian writer who was +present. "'What pleasure is there to be' is not Russian!" + +"You spare no one," continued Julie to the young man without heeding the +author's remark. + +"For caustique--I am guilty and will pay, and I am prepared to pay again +for the pleasure of telling you the truth. For Gallicisms I won't be +responsible," she remarked, turning to the author: "I have neither the +money nor the time, like Prince Galitsyn, to engage a master to teach me +Russian!" + +"Ah, here he is!" she added. "Quand on... No, no," she said to the +militia officer, "you won't catch me. Speak of the sun and you see its +rays!" and she smiled amiably at Pierre. "We were just talking of you," +she said with the facility in lying natural to a society woman. "We were +saying that your regiment would be sure to be better than Mamonov's." + +"Oh, don't talk to me of my regiment," replied Pierre, kissing his +hostess' hand and taking a seat beside her. "I am so sick of it." + +"You will, of course, command it yourself?" said Julie, directing a sly, +sarcastic glance toward the militia officer. + +The latter in Pierre's presence had ceased to be caustic, and his face +expressed perplexity as to what Julie's smile might mean. In spite of +his absent-mindedness and good nature, Pierre's personality immediately +checked any attempt to ridicule him to his face. + +"No," said Pierre, with a laughing glance at his big, stout body. "I +should make too good a target for the French, besides I am afraid I +should hardly be able to climb onto a horse." + +Among those whom Julie's guests happened to choose to gossip about were +the Rostovs. + +"I hear that their affairs are in a very bad way," said Julie. "And he +is so unreasonable, the count himself I mean. The Razumovskis wanted to +buy his house and his estate near Moscow, but it drags on and on. He +asks too much." + +"No, I think the sale will come off in a few days," said someone. +"Though it is madness to buy anything in Moscow now." + +"Why?" asked Julie. "You don't think Moscow is in danger?" + +"Then why are you leaving?" + +"I? What a question! I am going because... well, because everyone is +going: and besides--I am not Joan of Arc or an Amazon." + +"Well, of course, of course! Let me have some more strips of linen." + +"If he manages the business properly he will be able to pay off all his +debts," said the militia officer, speaking of Rostov. + +"A kindly old man but not up to much. And why do they stay on so long in +Moscow? They meant to leave for the country long ago. Natalie is quite +well again now, isn't she?" Julie asked Pierre with a knowing smile. + +"They are waiting for their younger son," Pierre replied. "He joined +Obolenski's Cossacks and went to Belaya Tserkov where the regiment is +being formed. But now they have had him transferred to my regiment and +are expecting him every day. The count wanted to leave long ago, but the +countess won't on any account leave Moscow till her son returns." + +"I met them the day before yesterday at the Arkharovs'. Natalie has +recovered her looks and is brighter. She sang a song. How easily some +people get over everything!" + +"Get over what?" inquired Pierre, looking displeased. + +Julie smiled. + +"You know, Count, such knights as you are only found in Madame de +Souza's novels." + +"What knights? What do you mean?" demanded Pierre, blushing. + +"Oh, come, my dear count! C'est la fable de tout Moscou. Je vous admire, +ma parole d'honneur!" * + + +* "It is the talk of all Moscow. My word, I admire you!" + +"Forfeit, forfeit!" cried the militia officer. + +"All right, one can't talk--how tiresome!" + +"What is 'the talk of all Moscow'?" Pierre asked angrily, rising to his +feet. + +"Come now, Count, you know!" + +"I don't know anything about it," said Pierre. + +"I know you were friendly with Natalie, and so... but I was always more +friendly with Vera--that dear Vera." + +"No, madame!" Pierre continued in a tone of displeasure, "I have not +taken on myself the role of Natalie Rostova's knight at all, and have +not been to their house for nearly a month. But I cannot understand the +cruelty..." + +"Qui s'excuse s'accuse," * said Julie, smiling and waving the lint +triumphantly, and to have the last word she promptly changed the +subject. "Do you know what I heard today? Poor Mary Bolkonskaya arrived +in Moscow yesterday. Do you know that she has lost her father?" + + +* "Who excuses himself, accuses himself." + +"Really? Where is she? I should like very much to see her," said Pierre. + +"I spent the evening with her yesterday. She is going to their estate +near Moscow either today or tomorrow morning, with her nephew." + +"Well, and how is she?" asked Pierre. + +"She is well, but sad. But do you know who rescued her? It is quite a +romance. Nicholas Rostov! She was surrounded, and they wanted to kill +her and had wounded some of her people. He rushed in and saved her...." + +"Another romance," said the militia officer. "Really, this general +flight has been arranged to get all the old maids married off. Catiche +is one and Princess Bolkonskaya another." + +"Do you know, I really believe she is un petit peu amoureuse du jeune +homme." * + + +* "A little bit in love with the young man." + +"Forfeit, forfeit, forfeit!" + +"But how could one say that in Russian?" + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +When Pierre returned home he was handed two of Rostopchin's broadsheets +that had been brought that day. + +The first declared that the report that Count Rostopchin had forbidden +people to leave Moscow was false; on the contrary he was glad that +ladies and tradesmen's wives were leaving the city. "There will be less +panic and less gossip," ran the broadsheet "but I will stake my life on +it that scoundrel will not enter Moscow." These words showed Pierre +clearly for the first time that the French would enter Moscow. The +second broadsheet stated that our headquarters were at Vyazma, that +Count Wittgenstein had defeated the French, but that as many of the +inhabitants of Moscow wished to be armed, weapons were ready for them at +the arsenal: sabers, pistols, and muskets which could be had at a low +price. The tone of the proclamation was not as jocose as in the former +Chigirin talks. Pierre pondered over these broadsheets. Evidently the +terrible stormcloud he had desired with the whole strength of his soul +but which yet aroused involuntary horror in him was drawing near. + +"Shall I join the army and enter the service, or wait?" he asked himself +for the hundredth time. He took a pack of cards that lay on the table +and began to lay them out for a game of patience. + +"If this patience comes out," he said to himself after shuffling the +cards, holding them in his hand, and lifting his head, "if it comes out, +it means... what does it mean?" + +He had not decided what it should mean when he heard the voice of the +eldest princess at the door asking whether she might come in. + +"Then it will mean that I must go to the army," said Pierre to himself. +"Come in, come in!" he added to the princess. + +Only the eldest princess, the one with the stony face and long waist, +was still living in Pierre's house. The two younger ones had both +married. + +"Excuse my coming to you, cousin," she said in a reproachful and +agitated voice. "You know some decision must be come to. What is going +to happen? Everyone has left Moscow and the people are rioting. How is +it that we are staying on?" + +"On the contrary, things seem satisfactory, ma cousine," said Pierre in +the bantering tone he habitually adopted toward her, always feeling +uncomfortable in the role of her benefactor. + +"Satisfactory, indeed! Very satisfactory! Barbara Ivanovna told me today +how our troops are distinguishing themselves. It certainly does them +credit! And the people too are quite mutinous--they no longer obey, even +my maid has taken to being rude. At this rate they will soon begin +beating us. One can't walk in the streets. But, above all, the French +will be here any day now, so what are we waiting for? I ask just one +thing of you, cousin," she went on, "arrange for me to be taken to +Petersburg. Whatever I may be, I can't live under Bonaparte's rule." + +"Oh, come, ma cousine! Where do you get your information from? On the +contrary..." + +"I won't submit to your Napoleon! Others may if they please.... If you +don't want to do this..." + +"But I will, I'll give the order at once." + +The princess was apparently vexed at not having anyone to be angry with. +Muttering to herself, she sat down on a chair. + +"But you have been misinformed," said Pierre. "Everything is quiet in +the city and there is not the slightest danger. See! I've just been +reading..." He showed her the broadsheet. "Count Rostopchin writes that +he will stake his life on it that the enemy will not enter Moscow." + +"Oh, that count of yours!" said the princess malevolently. "He is a +hypocrite, a rascal who has himself roused the people to riot. Didn't he +write in those idiotic broadsheets that anyone, 'whoever it might be, +should be dragged to the lockup by his hair'? (How silly!) 'And honor +and glory to whoever captures him,' he says. This is what his cajolery +has brought us to! Barbara Ivanovna told me the mob near killed her +because she said something in French." + +"Oh, but it's so... You take everything so to heart," said Pierre, and +began laying out his cards for patience. + +Although that patience did come out, Pierre did not join the army, but +remained in deserted Moscow ever in the same state of agitation, +irresolution, and alarm, yet at the same time joyfully expecting +something terrible. + +Next day toward evening the princess set off, and Pierre's head steward +came to inform him that the money needed for the equipment of his +regiment could not be found without selling one of the estates. In +general the head steward made out to Pierre that his project of raising +a regiment would ruin him. Pierre listened to him, scarcely able to +repress a smile. + +"Well then, sell it," said he. "What's to be done? I can't draw back +now!" + +The worse everything became, especially his own affairs, the better was +Pierre pleased and the more evident was it that the catastrophe he +expected was approaching. Hardly anyone he knew was left in town. Julie +had gone, and so had Princess Mary. Of his intimate friends only the +Rostovs remained, but he did not go to see them. + +To distract his thoughts he drove that day to the village of Vorontsovo +to see the great balloon Leppich was constructing to destroy the foe, +and a trial balloon that was to go up next day. The balloon was not yet +ready, but Pierre learned that it was being constructed by the Emperor's +desire. The Emperor had written to Count Rostopchin as follows: + +As soon as Leppich is ready, get together a crew of reliable and +intelligent men for his car and send a courier to General Kutuzov to let +him know. I have informed him of the matter. + +Please impress upon Leppich to be very careful where he descends for the +first time, that he may not make a mistake and fall into the enemy's +hands. It is essential for him to combine his movements with those of +the commander-in-chief. + +On his way home from Vorontsovo, as he was passing the Bolotnoe Place +Pierre, seeing a large crowd round the Lobnoe Place, stopped and got out +of his trap. A French cook accused of being a spy was being flogged. The +flogging was only just over, and the executioner was releasing from the +flogging bench a stout man with red whiskers, in blue stockings and a +green jacket, who was moaning piteously. Another criminal, thin and +pale, stood near. Judging by their faces they were both Frenchmen. With +a frightened and suffering look resembling that on the thin Frenchman's +face, Pierre pushed his way in through the crowd. + +"What is it? Who is it? What is it for?" he kept asking. + +But the attention of the crowd--officials, burghers, shopkeepers, +peasants, and women in cloaks and in pelisses--was so eagerly centered +on what was passing in Lobnoe Place that no one answered him. The stout +man rose, frowned, shrugged his shoulders, and evidently trying to +appear firm began to pull on his jacket without looking about him, but +suddenly his lips trembled and he began to cry, in the way full-blooded +grown-up men cry, though angry with himself for doing so. In the crowd +people began talking loudly, to stifle their feelings of pity as it +seemed to Pierre. + +"He's cook to some prince." + +"Eh, mounseer, Russian sauce seems to be sour to a Frenchman... sets his +teeth on edge!" said a wrinkled clerk who was standing behind Pierre, +when the Frenchman began to cry. + +The clerk glanced round, evidently hoping that his joke would be +appreciated. Some people began to laugh, others continued to watch in +dismay the executioner who was undressing the other man. + +Pierre choked, his face puckered, and he turned hastily away, went back +to his trap muttering something to himself as he went, and took his +seat. As they drove along he shuddered and exclaimed several times so +audibly that the coachman asked him: + +"What is your pleasure?" + +"Where are you going?" shouted Pierre to the man, who was driving to +Lubyanka Street. + +"To the Governor's, as you ordered," answered the coachman. + +"Fool! Idiot!" shouted Pierre, abusing his coachman--a thing he rarely +did. "Home, I told you! And drive faster, blockhead!" "I must get away +this very day," he murmured to himself. + +At the sight of the tortured Frenchman and the crowd surrounding the +Lobnoe Place, Pierre had so definitely made up his mind that he could no +longer remain in Moscow and would leave for the army that very day that +it seemed to him that either he had told the coachman this or that the +man ought to have known it for himself. + +On reaching home Pierre gave orders to Evstafey--his head coachman who +knew everything, could do anything, and was known to all Moscow--that he +would leave that night for the army at Mozhaysk, and that his saddle +horses should be sent there. This could not all be arranged that day, so +on Evstafey's representation Pierre had to put off his departure till +next day to allow time for the relay horses to be sent on in advance. + +On the twenty-fourth the weather cleared up after a spell of rain, and +after dinner Pierre left Moscow. When changing horses that night in +Perkhushkovo, he learned that there had been a great battle that +evening. (This was the battle of Shevardino.) He was told that there in +Perkhushkovo the earth trembled from the firing, but nobody could answer +his questions as to who had won. At dawn next day Pierre was approaching +Mozhaysk. + +Every house in Mozhaysk had soldiers quartered in it, and at the hostel +where Pierre was met by his groom and coachman there was no room to be +had. It was full of officers. + +Everywhere in Mozhaysk and beyond it, troops were stationed or on the +march. Cossacks, foot and horse soldiers, wagons, caissons, and cannon +were everywhere. Pierre pushed forward as fast as he could, and the +farther he left Moscow behind and the deeper he plunged into that sea of +troops the more was he overcome by restless agitation and a new and +joyful feeling he had not experienced before. It was a feeling akin to +what he had felt at the Sloboda Palace during the Emperor's visit--a +sense of the necessity of undertaking something and sacrificing +something. He now experienced a glad consciousness that everything that +constitutes men's happiness--the comforts of life, wealth, even life +itself--is rubbish it is pleasant to throw away, compared with +something... With what? Pierre could not say, and he did not try to +determine for whom and for what he felt such particular delight in +sacrificing everything. He was not occupied with the question of what to +sacrifice for; the fact of sacrificing in itself afforded him a new and +joyous sensation. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +On the twenty-fourth of August the battle of the Shevardino Redoubt was +fought, on the twenty-fifth not a shot was fired by either side, and on +the twenty-sixth the battle of Borodino itself took place. + +Why and how were the battles of Shevardino and Borodino given and +accepted? Why was the battle of Borodino fought? There was not the least +sense in it for either the French or the Russians. Its immediate result +for the Russians was, and was bound to be, that we were brought nearer +to the destruction of Moscow--which we feared more than anything in the +world; and for the French its immediate result was that they were +brought nearer to the destruction of their whole army--which they feared +more than anything in the world. What the result must be was quite +obvious, and yet Napoleon offered and Kutuzov accepted that battle. + +If the commanders had been guided by reason, it would seem that it must +have been obvious to Napoleon that by advancing thirteen hundred miles +and giving battle with a probability of losing a quarter of his army, he +was advancing to certain destruction, and it must have been equally +clear to Kutuzov that by accepting battle and risking the loss of a +quarter of his army he would certainly lose Moscow. For Kutuzov this was +mathematically clear, as it is that if when playing draughts I have one +man less and go on exchanging, I shall certainly lose, and therefore +should not exchange. When my opponent has sixteen men and I have +fourteen, I am only one eighth weaker than he, but when I have exchanged +thirteen more men he will be three times as strong as I am. + +Before the battle of Borodino our strength in proportion to the French +was about as five to six, but after that battle it was little more than +one to two: previously we had a hundred thousand against a hundred and +twenty thousand; afterwards little more than fifty thousand against a +hundred thousand. Yet the shrewd and experienced Kutuzov accepted the +battle, while Napoleon, who was said to be a commander of genius, gave +it, losing a quarter of his army and lengthening his lines of +communication still more. If it is said that he expected to end the +campaign by occupying Moscow as he had ended a previous campaign by +occupying Vienna, there is much evidence to the contrary. Napoleon's +historians themselves tell us that from Smolensk onwards he wished to +stop, knew the danger of his extended position, and knew that the +occupation of Moscow would not be the end of the campaign, for he had +seen at Smolensk the state in which Russian towns were left to him, and +had not received a single reply to his repeated announcements of his +wish to negotiate. + +In giving and accepting battle at Borodino, Kutuzov acted involuntarily +and irrationally. But later on, to fit what had occurred, the historians +provided cunningly devised evidence of the foresight and genius of the +generals who, of all the blind tools of history were the most enslaved +and involuntary. + +The ancients have left us model heroic poems in which the heroes furnish +the whole interest of the story, and we are still unable to accustom +ourselves to the fact that for our epoch histories of that kind are +meaningless. + +On the other question, how the battle of Borodino and the preceding +battle of Shevardino were fought, there also exists a definite and well- +known, but quite false, conception. All the historians describe the +affair as follows: + +The Russian army, they say, in its retreat from Smolensk sought out for +itself the best position for a general engagement and found such a +position at Borodino. + +The Russians, they say, fortified this position in advance on the left +of the highroad (from Moscow to Smolensk) and almost at a right angle to +it, from Borodino to Utitsa, at the very place where the battle was +fought. + +In front of this position, they say, a fortified outpost was set up on +the Shevardino mound to observe the enemy. On the twenty-fourth, we are +told, Napoleon attacked this advanced post and took it, and, on the +twenty-sixth, attacked the whole Russian army, which was in position on +the field of Borodino. + +So the histories say, and it is all quite wrong, as anyone who cares to +look into the matter can easily convince himself. + +The Russians did not seek out the best position but, on the contrary, +during the retreat passed many positions better than Borodino. They did +not stop at any one of these positions because Kutuzov did not wish to +occupy a position he had not himself chosen, because the popular demand +for a battle had not yet expressed itself strongly enough, and because +Miloradovich had not yet arrived with the militia, and for many other +reasons. The fact is that other positions they had passed were stronger, +and that the position at Borodino (the one where the battle was fought), +far from being strong, was no more a position than any other spot one +might find in the Russian Empire by sticking a pin into the map at +hazard. + +Not only did the Russians not fortify the position on the field of +Borodino to the left of, and at a right angle to, the highroad (that is, +the position on which the battle took place), but never till the twenty- +fifth of August, 1812, did they think that a battle might be fought +there. This was shown first by the fact that there were no entrenchments +there by the twenty fifth and that those begun on the twenty-fifth and +twenty-sixth were not completed, and secondly, by the position of the +Shevardino Redoubt. That redoubt was quite senseless in front of the +position where the battle was accepted. Why was it more strongly +fortified than any other post? And why were all efforts exhausted and +six thousand men sacrificed to defend it till late at night on the +twenty-fourth? A Cossack patrol would have sufficed to observe the +enemy. Thirdly, as proof that the position on which the battle was +fought had not been foreseen and that the Shevardino Redoubt was not an +advanced post of that position, we have the fact that up to the twenty- +fifth, Barclay de Tolly and Bagration were convinced that the Shevardino +Redoubt was the left flank of the position, and that Kutuzov himself in +his report, written in hot haste after the battle, speaks of the +Shevardino Redoubt as the left flank of the position. It was much later, +when reports on the battle of Borodino were written at leisure, that the +incorrect and extraordinary statement was invented (probably to justify +the mistakes of a commander-in-chief who had to be represented as +infallible) that the Shevardino Redoubt was an advanced post--whereas in +reality it was simply a fortified point on the left flank--and that the +battle of Borodino was fought by us on an entrenched position previously +selected, where as it was fought on a quite unexpected spot which was +almost unentrenched. + +The case was evidently this: a position was selected along the river +Kolocha--which crosses the highroad not at a right angle but at an acute +angle--so that the left flank was at Shevardino, the right flank near +the village of Novoe, and the center at Borodino at the confluence of +the rivers Kolocha and Voyna. + +To anyone who looks at the field of Borodino without thinking of how the +battle was actually fought, this position, protected by the river +Kolocha, presents itself as obvious for an army whose object was to +prevent an enemy from advancing along the Smolensk road to Moscow. + +Napoleon, riding to Valuevo on the twenty-fourth, did not see (as the +history books say he did) the position of the Russians from Utitsa to +Borodino (he could not have seen that position because it did not +exist), nor did he see an advanced post of the Russian army, but while +pursuing the Russian rearguard he came upon the left flank of the +Russian position--at the Shevardino Redoubt--and unexpectedly for the +Russians moved his army across the Kolocha. And the Russians, not having +time to begin a general engagement, withdrew their left wing from the +position they had intended to occupy and took up a new position which +had not been foreseen and was not fortified. By crossing to the other +side of the Kolocha to the left of the highroad, Napoleon shifted the +whole forthcoming battle from right to left (looking from the Russian +side) and transferred it to the plain between Utitsa, Semenovsk, and +Borodino--a plain no more advantageous as a position than any other +plain in Russia--and there the whole battle of the twenty-sixth of +August took place. + +Had Napoleon not ridden out on the evening of the twenty-fourth to the +Kolocha, and had he not then ordered an immediate attack on the redoubt +but had begun the attack next morning, no one would have doubted that +the Shevardino Redoubt was the left flank of our position, and the +battle would have taken place where we expected it. In that case we +should probably have defended the Shevardino Redoubt--our left flank-- +still more obstinately. We should have attacked Napoleon in the center +or on the right, and the engagement would have taken place on the +twenty-fifth, in the position we intended and had fortified. But as the +attack on our left flank took place in the evening after the retreat of +our rear guard (that is, immediately after the fight at Gridneva), and +as the Russian commanders did not wish, or were not in time, to begin a +general engagement then on the evening of the twenty-fourth, the first +and chief action of the battle of Borodino was already lost on the +twenty-fourth, and obviously led to the loss of the one fought on the +twenty-sixth. + +After the loss of the Shevardino Redoubt, we found ourselves on the +morning of the twenty-fifth without a position for our left flank, and +were forced to bend it back and hastily entrench it where it chanced to +be. + +Not only was the Russian army on the twenty-sixth defended by weak, +unfinished entrenchments, but the disadvantage of that position was +increased by the fact that the Russian commanders--not having fully +realized what had happened, namely the loss of our position on the left +flank and the shifting of the whole field of the forthcoming battle from +right to left--maintained their extended position from the village of +Novoe to Utitsa, and consequently had to move their forces from right to +left during the battle. So it happened that throughout the whole battle +the Russians opposed the entire French army launched against our left +flank with but half as many men. (Poniatowski's action against Utitsa, +and Uvarov's on the right flank against the French, were actions +distinct from the main course of the battle.) So the battle of Borodino +did not take place at all as (in an effort to conceal our commanders' +mistakes even at the cost of diminishing the glory due to the Russian +army and people) it has been described. The battle of Borodino was not +fought on a chosen and entrenched position with forces only slightly +weaker than those of the enemy, but, as a result of the loss of the +Shevardino Redoubt, the Russians fought the battle of Borodino on an +open and almost unentrenched position, with forces only half as numerous +as the French; that is to say, under conditions in which it was not +merely unthinkable to fight for ten hours and secure an indecisive +result, but unthinkable to keep an army even from complete +disintegration and flight. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +On the morning of the twenty-fifth Pierre was leaving Mozhaysk. At the +descent of the high steep hill, down which a winding road led out of the +town past the cathedral on the right, where a service was being held and +the bells were ringing, Pierre got out of his vehicle and proceeded on +foot. Behind him a cavalry regiment was coming down the hill preceded by +its singers. Coming up toward him was a train of carts carrying men who +had been wounded in the engagement the day before. The peasant drivers, +shouting and lashing their horses, kept crossing from side to side. The +carts, in each of which three or four wounded soldiers were lying or +sitting, jolted over the stones that had been thrown on the steep +incline to make it something like a road. The wounded, bandaged with +rags, with pale cheeks, compressed lips, and knitted brows, held on to +the sides of the carts as they were jolted against one another. Almost +all of them stared with naive, childlike curiosity at Pierre's white hat +and green swallow-tail coat. + +Pierre's coachman shouted angrily at the convoy of wounded to keep to +one side of the road. The cavalry regiment, as it descended the hill +with its singers, surrounded Pierre's carriage and blocked the road. +Pierre stopped, being pressed against the side of the cutting in which +the road ran. The sunshine from behind the hill did not penetrate into +the cutting and there it was cold and damp, but above Pierre's head was +the bright August sunshine and the bells sounded merrily. One of the +carts with wounded stopped by the side of the road close to Pierre. The +driver in his bast shoes ran panting up to it, placed a stone under one +of its tireless hind wheels, and began arranging the breech-band on his +little horse. + +One of the wounded, an old soldier with a bandaged arm who was following +the cart on foot, caught hold of it with his sound hand and turned to +look at Pierre. + +"I say, fellow countryman! Will they set us down here or take us on to +Moscow?" he asked. + +Pierre was so deep in thought that he did not hear the question. He was +looking now at the cavalry regiment that had met the convoy of wounded, +now at the cart by which he was standing, in which two wounded men were +sitting and one was lying. One of those sitting up in the cart had +probably been wounded in the cheek. His whole head was wrapped in rags +and one cheek was swollen to the size of a baby's head. His nose and +mouth were twisted to one side. This soldier was looking at the +cathedral and crossing himself. Another, a young lad, a fair-haired +recruit as white as though there was no blood in his thin face, looked +at Pierre kindly, with a fixed smile. The third lay prone so that his +face was not visible. The cavalry singers were passing close by: + + +Ah lost, quite lost... is my head so keen, Living in a foreign land. + +they sang their soldiers' dance song. + +As if responding to them but with a different sort of merriment, the +metallic sound of the bells reverberated high above and the hot rays of +the sun bathed the top of the opposite slope with yet another sort of +merriment. But beneath the slope, by the cart with the wounded near the +panting little nag where Pierre stood, it was damp, somber, and sad. + +The soldier with the swollen cheek looked angrily at the cavalry +singers. + +"Oh, the coxcombs!" he muttered reproachfully. + +"It's not the soldiers only, but I've seen peasants today, too.... The +peasants--even they have to go," said the soldier behind the cart, +addressing Pierre with a sad smile. "No distinctions made nowadays.... +They want the whole nation to fall on them--in a word, it's Moscow! They +want to make an end of it." + +In spite of the obscurity of the soldier's words Pierre understood what +he wanted to say and nodded approval. + +The road was clear again; Pierre descended the hill and drove on. + +He kept looking to either side of the road for familiar faces, but only +saw everywhere the unfamiliar faces of various military men of different +branches of the service, who all looked with astonishment at his white +hat and green tail coat. + +Having gone nearly three miles he at last met an acquaintance and +eagerly addressed him. This was one of the head army doctors. He was +driving toward Pierre in a covered gig, sitting beside a young surgeon, +and on recognizing Pierre he told the Cossack who occupied the driver's +seat to pull up. + +"Count! Your excellency, how come you to be here?" asked the doctor. + +"Well, you know, I wanted to see..." + +"Yes, yes, there will be something to see...." + +Pierre got out and talked to the doctor, explaining his intention of +taking part in a battle. + +The doctor advised him to apply direct to Kutuzov. + +"Why should you be God knows where out of sight, during the battle?" he +said, exchanging glances with his young companion. "Anyhow his Serene +Highness knows you and will receive you graciously. That's what you must +do." + +The doctor seemed tired and in a hurry. + +"You think so?... Ah, I also wanted to ask you where our position is +exactly?" said Pierre. + +"The position?" repeated the doctor. "Well, that's not my line. Drive +past Tatarinova, a lot of digging is going on there. Go up the hillock +and you'll see." + +"Can one see from there?... If you would..." + +But the doctor interrupted him and moved toward his gig. + +"I would go with you but on my honor I'm up to here"--and he pointed to +his throat. "I'm galloping to the commander of the corps. How do matters +stand?... You know, Count, there'll be a battle tomorrow. Out of an army +of a hundred thousand we must expect at least twenty thousand wounded, +and we haven't stretchers, or bunks, or dressers, or doctors enough for +six thousand. We have ten thousand carts, but we need other things as +well--we must manage as best we can!" + +The strange thought that of the thousands of men, young and old, who had +stared with merry surprise at his hat (perhaps the very men he had +noticed), twenty thousand were inevitably doomed to wounds and death +amazed Pierre. + +"They may die tomorrow; why are they thinking of anything but death?" +And by some latent sequence of thought the descent of the Mozhaysk hill, +the carts with the wounded, the ringing bells, the slanting rays of the +sun, and the songs of the cavalrymen vividly recurred to his mind. + +"The cavalry ride to battle and meet the wounded and do not for a moment +think of what awaits them, but pass by, winking at the wounded. Yet from +among these men twenty thousand are doomed to die, and they wonder at my +hat! Strange!" thought Pierre, continuing his way to Tatarinova. + +In front of a landowner's house to the left of the road stood carriages, +wagons, and crowds of orderlies and sentinels. The commander-in-chief +was putting up there, but just when Pierre arrived he was not in and +hardly any of the staff were there--they had gone to the church service. +Pierre drove on toward Gorki. + +When he had ascended the hill and reached the little village street, he +saw for the first time peasant militiamen in their white shirts and with +crosses on their caps, who, talking and laughing loudly, animated and +perspiring, were at work on a huge knoll overgrown with grass to the +right of the road. + +Some of them were digging, others were wheeling barrowloads of earth +along planks, while others stood about doing nothing. + +Two officers were standing on the knoll, directing the men. On seeing +these peasants, who were evidently still amused by the novelty of their +position as soldiers, Pierre once more thought of the wounded men at +Mozhaysk and understood what the soldier had meant when he said: "They +want the whole nation to fall on them." The sight of these bearded +peasants at work on the battlefield, with their queer, clumsy boots and +perspiring necks, and their shirts opening from the left toward the +middle, unfastened, exposing their sunburned collarbones, impressed +Pierre more strongly with the solemnity and importance of the moment +than anything he had yet seen or heard. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +Pierre stepped out of his carriage and, passing the toiling militiamen, +ascended the knoll from which, according to the doctor, the battlefield +could be seen. + +It was about eleven o'clock. The sun shone somewhat to the left and +behind him and brightly lit up the enormous panorama which, rising like +an amphitheater, extended before him in the clear rarefied atmosphere. + +From above on the left, bisecting that amphitheater, wound the Smolensk +highroad, passing through a village with a white church some five +hundred paces in front of the knoll and below it. This was Borodino. +Below the village the road crossed the river by a bridge and, winding +down and up, rose higher and higher to the village of Valuevo visible +about four miles away, where Napoleon was then stationed. Beyond Valuevo +the road disappeared into a yellowing forest on the horizon. Far in the +distance in that birch and fir forest to the right of the road, the +cross and belfry of the Kolocha Monastery gleamed in the sun. Here and +there over the whole of that blue expanse, to right and left of the +forest and the road, smoking campfires could be seen and indefinite +masses of troops--ours and the enemy's. The ground to the right--along +the course of the Kolocha and Moskva rivers--was broken and hilly. +Between the hollows the villages of Bezubova and Zakharino showed in the +distance. On the left the ground was more level; there were fields of +grain, and the smoking ruins of Semenovsk, which had been burned down, +could be seen. + +All that Pierre saw was so indefinite that neither the left nor the +right side of the field fully satisfied his expectations. Nowhere could +he see the battlefield he had expected to find, but only fields, +meadows, troops, woods, the smoke of campfires, villages, mounds, and +streams; and try as he would he could descry no military "position" in +this place which teemed with life, nor could he even distinguish our +troops from the enemy's. + +"I must ask someone who knows," he thought, and addressed an officer who +was looking with curiosity at his huge unmilitary figure. + +"May I ask you," said Pierre, "what village that is in front?" + +"Burdino, isn't it?" said the officer, turning to his companion. + +"Borodino," the other corrected him. + +The officer, evidently glad of an opportunity for a talk, moved up to +Pierre. + +"Are those our men there?" Pierre inquired. + +"Yes, and there, further on, are the French," said the officer. "There +they are, there... you can see them." + +"Where? Where?" asked Pierre. + +"One can see them with the naked eye... Why, there!" + +The officer pointed with his hand to the smoke visible on the left +beyond the river, and the same stern and serious expression that Pierre +had noticed on many of the faces he had met came into his face. + +"Ah, those are the French! And over there?..." Pierre pointed to a knoll +on the left, near which some troops could be seen. + +"Those are ours." + +"Ah, ours! And there?..." Pierre pointed to another knoll in the +distance with a big tree on it, near a village that lay in a hollow +where also some campfires were smoking and something black was visible. + +"That's his again," said the officer. (It was the Shevardino Redoubt.) +"It was ours yesterday, but now it is his." + +"Then how about our position?" + +"Our position?" replied the officer with a smile of satisfaction. "I can +tell you quite clearly, because I constructed nearly all our +entrenchments. There, you see? There's our center, at Borodino, just +there," and he pointed to the village in front of them with the white +church. "That's where one crosses the Kolocha. You see down there where +the rows of hay are lying in the hollow, there's the bridge. That's our +center. Our right flank is over there"--he pointed sharply to the right, +far away in the broken ground--"That's where the Moskva River is, and we +have thrown up three redoubts there, very strong ones. The left +flank..." here the officer paused. "Well, you see, that's difficult to +explain.... Yesterday our left flank was there at Shevardino, you see, +where the oak is, but now we have withdrawn our left wing--now it is +over there, do you see that village and the smoke? That's Semenovsk, +yes, there," he pointed to Raevski's knoll. "But the battle will hardly +be there. His having moved his troops there is only a ruse; he will +probably pass round to the right of the Moskva. But wherever it may be, +many a man will be missing tomorrow!" he remarked. + +An elderly sergeant who had approached the officer while he was giving +these explanations had waited in silence for him to finish speaking, but +at this point, evidently not liking the officer's remark, interrupted +him. + +"Gabions must be sent for," said he sternly. + +The officer appeared abashed, as though he understood that one might +think of how many men would be missing tomorrow but ought not to speak +of it. + +"Well, send number three company again," the officer replied hurriedly. + +"And you, are you one of the doctors?" + +"No, I've come on my own," answered Pierre, and he went down the hill +again, passing the militiamen. + +"Oh, those damned fellows!" muttered the officer who followed him, +holding his nose as he ran past the men at work. + +"There they are... bringing her, coming... There they are... They'll be +here in a minute..." voices were suddenly heard saying; and officers, +soldiers, and militiamen began running forward along the road. + +A church procession was coming up the hill from Borodino. First along +the dusty road came the infantry in ranks, bareheaded and with arms +reversed. From behind them came the sound of church singing. + +Soldiers and militiamen ran bareheaded past Pierre toward the +procession. + +"They are bringing her, our Protectress!... The Iberian Mother of God!" +someone cried. + +"The Smolensk Mother of God," another corrected him. + +The militiamen, both those who had been in the village and those who had +been at work on the battery, threw down their spades and ran to meet the +church procession. Following the battalion that marched along the dusty +road came priests in their vestments--one little old man in a hood with +attendants and singers. Behind them soldiers and officers bore a large, +dark-faced icon with an embossed metal cover. This was the icon that had +been brought from Smolensk and had since accompanied the army. Behind, +before, and on both sides, crowds of militiamen with bared heads walked, +ran, and bowed to the ground. + +At the summit of the hill they stopped with the icon; the men who had +been holding it up by the linen bands attached to it were relieved by +others, the chanters relit their censers, and service began. The hot +rays of the sun beat down vertically and a fresh soft wind played with +the hair of the bared heads and with the ribbons decorating the icon. +The singing did not sound loud under the open sky. An immense crowd of +bareheaded officers, soldiers, and militiamen surrounded the icon. +Behind the priest and a chanter stood the notabilities on a spot +reserved for them. A bald general with a St. George's Cross on his neck +stood just behind the priest's back, and without crossing himself (he +was evidently a German) patiently awaited the end of the service, which +he considered it necessary to hear to the end, probably to arouse the +patriotism of the Russian people. Another general stood in a martial +pose, crossing himself by shaking his hand in front of his chest while +looking about him. Standing among the crowd of peasants, Pierre +recognized several acquaintances among these notables, but did not look +at them--his whole attention was absorbed in watching the serious +expression on the faces of the crowd of soldiers and militiamen who were +all gazing eagerly at the icon. As soon as the tired chanters, who were +singing the service for the twentieth time that day, began lazily and +mechanically to sing: "Save from calamity Thy servants, O Mother of +God," and the priest and deacon chimed in: "For to Thee under God we all +flee as to an inviolable bulwark and protection," there again kindled in +all those faces the same expression of consciousness of the solemnity of +the impending moment that Pierre had seen on the faces at the foot of +the hill at Mozhaysk and momentarily on many and many faces he had met +that morning; and heads were bowed more frequently and hair tossed back, +and sighs and the sound men made as they crossed themselves were heard. + +The crowd round the icon suddenly parted and pressed against Pierre. +Someone, a very important personage judging by the haste with which way +was made for him, was approaching the icon. + +It was Kutuzov, who had been riding round the position and on his way +back to Tatarinova had stopped where the service was being held. Pierre +recognized him at once by his peculiar figure, which distinguished him +from everybody else. + +With a long overcoat on his exceedingly stout, round-shouldered body, +with uncovered white head and puffy face showing the white ball of the +eye he had lost, Kutuzov walked with plunging, swaying gait into the +crowd and stopped behind the priest. He crossed himself with an +accustomed movement, bent till he touched the ground with his hand, and +bowed his white head with a deep sigh. Behind Kutuzov was Bennigsen and +the suite. Despite the presence of the commander-in-chief, who attracted +the attention of all the superior officers, the militiamen and soldiers +continued their prayers without looking at him. + +When the service was over, Kutuzov stepped up to the icon, sank heavily +to his knees, bowed to the ground, and for a long time tried vainly to +rise, but could not do so on account of his weakness and weight. His +white head twitched with the effort. At last he rose, kissed the icon as +a child does with naively pouting lips, and again bowed till he touched +the ground with his hand. The other generals followed his example, then +the officers, and after them with excited faces, pressing on one +another, crowding, panting, and pushing, scrambled the soldiers and +militiamen. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +Staggering amid the crush, Pierre looked about him. + +"Count Peter Kirilovich! How did you get here?" said a voice. + +Pierre looked round. Boris Drubetskoy, brushing his knees with his hand +(he had probably soiled them when he, too, had knelt before the icon), +came up to him smiling. Boris was elegantly dressed, with a slightly +martial touch appropriate to a campaign. He wore a long coat and like +Kutuzov had a whip slung across his shoulder. + +Meanwhile Kutuzov had reached the village and seated himself in the +shade of the nearest house, on a bench which one Cossack had run to +fetch and another had hastily covered with a rug. An immense and +brilliant suite surrounded him. + +The icon was carried further, accompanied by the throng. Pierre stopped +some thirty paces from Kutuzov, talking to Boris. + +He explained his wish to be present at the battle and to see the +position. + +"This is what you must do," said Boris. "I will do the honors of the +camp to you. You will see everything best from where Count Bennigsen +will be. I am in attendance on him, you know; I'll mention it to him. +But if you want to ride round the position, come along with us. We are +just going to the left flank. Then when we get back, do spend the night +with me and we'll arrange a game of cards. Of course you know Dmitri +Sergeevich? Those are his quarters," and he pointed to the third house +in the village of Gorki. + +"But I should like to see the right flank. They say it's very strong," +said Pierre. "I should like to start from the Moskva River and ride +round the whole position." + +"Well, you can do that later, but the chief thing is the left flank." + +"Yes, yes. But where is Prince Bolkonski's regiment? Can you point it +out to me?" + +"Prince Andrew's? We shall pass it and I'll take you to him." + +"What about the left flank?" asked Pierre + +"To tell you the truth, between ourselves, God only knows what state our +left flank is in," said Boris confidentially lowering his voice. "It is +not at all what Count Bennigsen intended. He meant to fortify that knoll +quite differently, but..." Boris shrugged his shoulders, "his Serene +Highness would not have it, or someone persuaded him. You see..." but +Boris did not finish, for at that moment Kaysarov, Kutuzov's adjutant, +came up to Pierre. "Ah, Kaysarov!" said Boris, addressing him with an +unembarrassed smile, "I was just trying to explain our position to the +count. It is amazing how his Serene Highness could so foresee the +intentions of the French!" + +"You mean the left flank?" asked Kaysarov. + +"Yes, exactly; the left flank is now extremely strong." + +Though Kutuzov had dismissed all unnecessary men from the staff, Boris +had contrived to remain at headquarters after the changes. He had +established himself with Count Bennigsen, who, like all on whom Boris +had been in attendance, considered young Prince Drubetskoy an invaluable +man. + +In the higher command there were two sharply defined parties: Kutuzov's +party and that of Bennigsen, the chief of staff. Boris belonged to the +latter and no one else, while showing servile respect to Kutuzov, could +so create an impression that the old fellow was not much good and that +Bennigsen managed everything. Now the decisive moment of battle had come +when Kutuzov would be destroyed and the power pass to Bennigsen, or even +if Kutuzov won the battle it would be felt that everything was done by +Bennigsen. In any case many great rewards would have to be given for +tomorrow's action, and new men would come to the front. So Boris was +full of nervous vivacity all day. + +After Kaysarov, others whom Pierre knew came up to him, and he had not +time to reply to all the questions about Moscow that were showered upon +him, or to listen to all that was told him. The faces all expressed +animation and apprehension, but it seemed to Pierre that the cause of +the excitement shown in some of these faces lay chiefly in questions of +personal success; his mind, however, was occupied by the different +expression he saw on other faces--an expression that spoke not of +personal matters but of the universal questions of life and death. +Kutuzov noticed Pierre's figure and the group gathered round him. + +"Call him to me," said Kutuzov. + +An adjutant told Pierre of his Serene Highness' wish, and Pierre went +toward Kutuzov's bench. But a militiaman got there before him. It was +Dolokhov. + +"How did that fellow get here?" asked Pierre. + +"He's a creature that wriggles in anywhere!" was the answer. "He has +been degraded, you know. Now he wants to bob up again. He's been +proposing some scheme or other and has crawled into the enemy's picket +line at night.... He's a brave fellow." + +Pierre took off his hat and bowed respectfully to Kutuzov. + +"I concluded that if I reported to your Serene Highness you might send +me away or say that you knew what I was reporting, but then I shouldn't +lose anything..." Dolokhov was saying. + +"Yes, yes." + +"But if I were right, I should be rendering a service to my Fatherland +for which I am ready to die." + +"Yes, yes." + +"And should your Serene Highness require a man who will not spare his +skin, please think of me.... Perhaps I may prove useful to your Serene +Highness." + +"Yes... Yes..." Kutuzov repeated, his laughing eye narrowing more and +more as he looked at Pierre. + +Just then Boris, with his courtierlike adroitness, stepped up to +Pierre's side near Kutuzov and in a most natural manner, without raising +his voice, said to Pierre, as though continuing an interrupted +conversation: + +"The militia have put on clean white shirts to be ready to die. What +heroism, Count!" + +Boris evidently said this to Pierre in order to be overheard by his +Serene Highness. He knew Kutuzov's attention would be caught by those +words, and so it was. + +"What are you saying about the militia?" he asked Boris. + +"Preparing for tomorrow, your Serene Highness--for death--they have put +on clean shirts." + +"Ah... a wonderful, a matchless people!" said Kutuzov; and he closed his +eyes and swayed his head. "A matchless people!" he repeated with a sigh. + +"So you want to smell gunpowder?" he said to Pierre. "Yes, it's a +pleasant smell. I have the honor to be one of your wife's adorers. Is +she well? My quarters are at your service." + +And as often happens with old people, Kutuzov began looking about +absent-mindedly as if forgetting all he wanted to say or do. + +Then, evidently remembering what he wanted, he beckoned to Andrew +Kaysarov, his adjutant's brother. + +"Those verses... those verses of Marin's... how do they go, eh? Those he +wrote about Gerakov: 'Lectures for the corps inditing'... Recite them, +recite them!" said he, evidently preparing to laugh. + +Kaysarov recited.... Kutuzov smilingly nodded his head to the rhythm of +the verses. + +When Pierre had left Kutuzov, Dolokhov came up to him and took his hand. + +"I am very glad to meet you here, Count," he said aloud, regardless of +the presence of strangers and in a particularly resolute and solemn +tone. "On the eve of a day when God alone knows who of us is fated to +survive, I am glad of this opportunity to tell you that I regret the +misunderstandings that occurred between us and should wish you not to +have any ill feeling for me. I beg you to forgive me." + +Pierre looked at Dolokhov with a smile, not knowing what to say to him. +With tears in his eyes Dolokhov embraced Pierre and kissed him. + +Boris said a few words to his general, and Count Bennigsen turned to +Pierre and proposed that he should ride with him along the line. + +"It will interest you," said he. + +"Yes, very much," replied Pierre. + +Half an hour later Kutuzov left for Tatarinova, and Bennigsen and his +suite, with Pierre among them, set out on their ride along the line. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +From Gorki, Bennigsen descended the highroad to the bridge which, when +they had looked at it from the hill, the officer had pointed out as +being the center of our position and where rows of fragrant new-mown hay +lay by the riverside. They rode across that bridge into the village of +Borodino and thence turned to the left, passing an enormous number of +troops and guns, and came to a high knoll where militiamen were digging. +This was the redoubt, as yet unnamed, which afterwards became known as +the Raevski Redoubt, or the Knoll Battery, but Pierre paid no special +attention to it. He did not know that it would become more memorable to +him than any other spot on the plain of Borodino. + +They then crossed the hollow to Semenovsk, where the soldiers were +dragging away the last logs from the huts and barns. Then they rode +downhill and uphill, across a ryefield trodden and beaten down as if by +hail, following a track freshly made by the artillery over the furrows +of the plowed land, and reached some fleches * which were still being +dug. + + +* A kind of entrenchment. + +At the fleches Bennigsen stopped and began looking at the Shevardino +Redoubt opposite, which had been ours the day before and where several +horsemen could be descried. The officers said that either Napoleon or +Murat was there, and they all gazed eagerly at this little group of +horsemen. Pierre also looked at them, trying to guess which of the +scarcely discernible figures was Napoleon. At last those mounted men +rode away from the mound and disappeared. + +Bennigsen spoke to a general who approached him, and began explaining +the whole position of our troops. Pierre listened to him, straining each +faculty to understand the essential points of the impending battle, but +was mortified to feel that his mental capacity was inadequate for the +task. He could make nothing of it. Bennigsen stopped speaking and, +noticing that Pierre was listening, suddenly said to him: + +"I don't think this interests you?" + +"On the contrary it's very interesting!" replied Pierre not quite +truthfully. + +From the fleches they rode still farther to the left, along a road +winding through a thick, low-growing birch wood. In the middle of the +wood a brown hare with white feet sprang out and, scared by the tramp of +the many horses, grew so confused that it leaped along the road in front +of them for some time, arousing general attention and laughter, and only +when several voices shouted at it did it dart to one side and disappear +in the thicket. After going through the wood for about a mile and a half +they came out on a glade where troops of Tuchkov's corps were stationed +to defend the left flank. + +Here, at the extreme left flank, Bennigsen talked a great deal and with +much heat, and, as it seemed to Pierre, gave orders of great military +importance. In front of Tuchkov's troops was some high ground not +occupied by troops. Bennigsen loudly criticized this mistake, saying +that it was madness to leave a height which commanded the country around +unoccupied and to place troops below it. Some of the generals expressed +the same opinion. One in particular declared with martial heat that they +were put there to be slaughtered. Bennigsen on his own authority ordered +the troops to occupy the high ground. This disposition on the left flank +increased Pierre's doubt of his own capacity to understand military +matters. Listening to Bennigsen and the generals criticizing the +position of the troops behind the hill, he quite understood them and +shared their opinion, but for that very reason he could not understand +how the man who put them there behind the hill could have made so gross +and palpable a blunder. + +Pierre did not know that these troops were not, as Bennigsen supposed, +put there to defend the position, but were in a concealed position as an +ambush, that they should not be seen and might be able to strike an +approaching enemy unexpectedly. Bennigsen did not know this and moved +the troops forward according to his own ideas without mentioning the +matter to the commander-in-chief. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +On that bright evening of August 25, Prince Andrew lay leaning on his +elbow in a broken-down shed in the village of Knyazkovo at the further +end of his regiment's encampment. Through a gap in the broken wall he +could see, beside the wooden fence, a row of thirty year-old birches +with their lower branches lopped off, a field on which shocks of oats +were standing, and some bushes near which rose the smoke of campfires-- +the soldiers' kitchens. + +Narrow and burdensome and useless to anyone as his life now seemed to +him, Prince Andrew on the eve of battle felt agitated and irritable as +he had done seven years before at Austerlitz. + +He had received and given the orders for next day's battle and had +nothing more to do. But his thoughts--the simplest, clearest, and +therefore most terrible thoughts--would give him no peace. He knew that +tomorrow's battle would be the most terrible of all he had taken part +in, and for the first time in his life the possibility of death +presented itself to him--not in relation to any worldly matter or with +reference to its effect on others, but simply in relation to himself, to +his own soul--vividly, plainly, terribly, and almost as a certainty. And +from the height of this perception all that had previously tormented and +preoccupied him suddenly became illumined by a cold white light without +shadows, without perspective, without distinction of outline. All life +appeared to him like magic-lantern pictures at which he had long been +gazing by artificial light through a glass. Now he suddenly saw those +badly daubed pictures in clear daylight and without a glass. "Yes, yes! +There they are, those false images that agitated, enraptured, and +tormented me," said he to himself, passing in review the principal +pictures of the magic lantern of life and regarding them now in the cold +white daylight of his clear perception of death. "There they are, those +rudely painted figures that once seemed splendid and mysterious. Glory, +the good of society, love of a woman, the Fatherland itself--how +important these pictures appeared to me, with what profound meaning they +seemed to be filled! And it is all so simple, pale, and crude in the +cold white light of this morning which I feel is dawning for me." The +three great sorrows of his life held his attention in particular: his +love for a woman, his father's death, and the French invasion which had +overrun half Russia. "Love... that little girl who seemed to me brimming +over with mystic forces! Yes, indeed, I loved her. I made romantic plans +of love and happiness with her! Oh, what a boy I was!" he said aloud +bitterly. "Ah me! I believed in some ideal love which was to keep her +faithful to me for the whole year of my absence! Like the gentle dove in +the fable she was to pine apart from me.... But it was much simpler +really.... It was all very simple and horrible." + +"When my father built Bald Hills he thought the place was his: his land, +his air, his peasants. But Napoleon came and swept him aside, +unconscious of his existence, as he might brush a chip from his path, +and his Bald Hills and his whole life fell to pieces. Princess Mary says +it is a trial sent from above. What is the trial for, when he is not +here and will never return? He is not here! For whom then is the trial +intended? The Fatherland, the destruction of Moscow! And tomorrow I +shall be killed, perhaps not even by a Frenchman but by one of our own +men, by a soldier discharging a musket close to my ear as one of them +did yesterday, and the French will come and take me by head and heels +and fling me into a hole that I may not stink under their noses, and new +conditions of life will arise, which will seem quite ordinary to others +and about which I shall know nothing. I shall not exist..." + +He looked at the row of birches shining in the sunshine, with their +motionless green and yellow foliage and white bark. "To die... to be +killed tomorrow... That I should not exist... That all this should still +be, but no me...." + +And the birches with their light and shade, the curly clouds, the smoke +of the campfires, and all that was around him changed and seemed +terrible and menacing. A cold shiver ran down his spine. He rose +quickly, went out of the shed, and began to walk about. + +After he had returned, voices were heard outside the shed. "Who's that?" +he cried. + +The red-nosed Captain Timokhin, formerly Dolokhov's squadron commander, +but now from lack of officers a battalion commander, shyly entered the +shed followed by an adjutant and the regimental paymaster. + +Prince Andrew rose hastily, listened to the business they had come +about, gave them some further instructions, and was about to dismiss +them when he heard a familiar, lisping, voice behind the shed. + +"Devil take it!" said the voice of a man stumbling over something. + +Prince Andrew looked out of the shed and saw Pierre, who had tripped +over a pole on the ground and had nearly fallen, coming his way. It was +unpleasant to Prince Andrew to meet people of his own set in general, +and Pierre especially, for he reminded him of all the painful moments of +his last visit to Moscow. + +"You? What a surprise!" said he. "What brings you here? This is +unexpected!" + +As he said this his eyes and face expressed more than coldness--they +expressed hostility, which Pierre noticed at once. He had approached the +shed full of animation, but on seeing Prince Andrew's face he felt +constrained and ill at ease. + +"I have come... simply... you know... come... it interests me," said +Pierre, who had so often that day senselessly repeated that word +"interesting." "I wish to see the battle." + +"Oh yes, and what do the masonic brothers say about war? How would they +stop it?" said Prince Andrew sarcastically. "Well, and how's Moscow? And +my people? Have they reached Moscow at last?" he asked seriously. + +"Yes, they have. Julie Drubetskaya told me so. I went to see them, but +missed them. They have gone to your estate near Moscow." + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + +The officers were about to take leave, but Prince Andrew, apparently +reluctant to be left alone with his friend, asked them to stay and have +tea. Seats were brought in and so was the tea. The officers gazed with +surprise at Pierre's huge stout figure and listened to his talk of +Moscow and the position of our army, round which he had ridden. Prince +Andrew remained silent, and his expression was so forbidding that Pierre +addressed his remarks chiefly to the good-natured battalion commander. + +"So you understand the whole position of our troops?" Prince Andrew +interrupted him. + +"Yes--that is, how do you mean?" said Pierre. "Not being a military man +I can't say I have understood it fully, but I understand the general +position." + +"Well, then, you know more than anyone else, be it who it may," said +Prince Andrew. + +"Oh!" said Pierre, looking over his spectacles in perplexity at Prince +Andrew. "Well, and what do you think of Kutuzov's appointment?" he +asked. + +"I was very glad of his appointment, that's all I know," replied Prince +Andrew. + +"And tell me your opinion of Barclay de Tolly. In Moscow they are saying +heaven knows what about him.... What do you think of him?" + +"Ask them," replied Prince Andrew, indicating the officers. + +Pierre looked at Timokhin with the condescendingly interrogative smile +with which everybody involuntarily addressed that officer. + +"We see light again, since his Serenity has been appointed, your +excellency," said Timokhin timidly, and continually turning to glance at +his colonel. + +"Why so?" asked Pierre. + +"Well, to mention only firewood and fodder, let me inform you. Why, when +we were retreating from Sventsyani we dare not touch a stick or a wisp +of hay or anything. You see, we were going away, so he would get it all; +wasn't it so, your excellency?" and again Timokhin turned to the prince. +"But we daren't. In our regiment two officers were court-martialed for +that kind of thing. But when his Serenity took command everything became +straight forward. Now we see light..." + +"Then why was it forbidden?" + +Timokhin looked about in confusion, not knowing what or how to answer +such a question. Pierre put the same question to Prince Andrew. + +"Why, so as not to lay waste the country we were abandoning to the +enemy," said Prince Andrew with venomous irony. "It is very sound: one +can't permit the land to be pillaged and accustom the troops to +marauding. At Smolensk too he judged correctly that the French might +outflank us, as they had larger forces. But he could not understand +this," cried Prince Andrew in a shrill voice that seemed to escape him +involuntarily: "he could not understand that there, for the first time, +we were fighting for Russian soil, and that there was a spirit in the +men such as I had never seen before, that we had held the French for two +days, and that that success had increased our strength tenfold. He +ordered us to retreat, and all our efforts and losses went for nothing. +He had no thought of betraying us, he tried to do the best he could, he +thought out everything, and that is why he is unsuitable. He is +unsuitable now, just because he plans out everything very thoroughly and +accurately as every German has to. How can I explain?... Well, say your +father has a German valet, and he is a splendid valet and satisfies your +father's requirements better than you could, then it's all right to let +him serve. But if your father is mortally sick you'll send the valet +away and attend to your father with your own unpracticed, awkward hands, +and will soothe him better than a skilled man who is a stranger could. +So it has been with Barclay. While Russia was well, a foreigner could +serve her and be a splendid minister; but as soon as she is in danger +she needs one of her own kin. But in your club they have been making him +out a traitor! They slander him as a traitor, and the only result will +be that afterwards, ashamed of their false accusations, they will make +him out a hero or a genius instead of a traitor, and that will be still +more unjust. He is an honest and very punctilious German." + +"And they say he's a skillful commander," rejoined Pierre. + +"I don't understand what is meant by 'a skillful commander,'" replied +Prince Andrew ironically. + +"A skillful commander?" replied Pierre. "Why, one who foresees all +contingencies... and foresees the adversary's intentions." + +"But that's impossible," said Prince Andrew as if it were a matter +settled long ago. + +Pierre looked at him in surprise. + +"And yet they say that war is like a game of chess?" he remarked. + +"Yes," replied Prince Andrew, "but with this little difference, that in +chess you may think over each move as long as you please and are not +limited for time, and with this difference too, that a knight is always +stronger than a pawn, and two pawns are always stronger than one, while +in war a battalion is sometimes stronger than a division and sometimes +weaker than a company. The relative strength of bodies of troops can +never be known to anyone. Believe me," he went on, "if things depended +on arrangements made by the staff, I should be there making +arrangements, but instead of that I have the honor to serve here in the +regiment with these gentlemen, and I consider that on us tomorrow's +battle will depend and not on those others.... Success never depends, +and never will depend, on position, or equipment, or even on numbers, +and least of all on position." + +"But on what then?" + +"On the feeling that is in me and in him," he pointed to Timokhin, "and +in each soldier." + +Prince Andrew glanced at Timokhin, who looked at his commander in alarm +and bewilderment. In contrast to his former reticent taciturnity Prince +Andrew now seemed excited. He could apparently not refrain from +expressing the thoughts that had suddenly occurred to him. + +"A battle is won by those who firmly resolve to win it! Why did we lose +the battle at Austerlitz? The French losses were almost equal to ours, +but very early we said to ourselves that we were losing the battle, and +we did lose it. And we said so because we had nothing to fight for +there, we wanted to get away from the battlefield as soon as we could. +'We've lost, so let us run,' and we ran. If we had not said that till +the evening, heaven knows what might not have happened. But tomorrow we +shan't say it! You talk about our position, the left flank weak and the +right flank too extended," he went on. "That's all nonsense, there's +nothing of the kind. But what awaits us tomorrow? A hundred million most +diverse chances which will be decided on the instant by the fact that +our men or theirs run or do not run, and that this man or that man is +killed, but all that is being done at present is only play. The fact is +that those men with whom you have ridden round the position not only do +not help matters, but hinder. They are only concerned with their own +petty interests." + +"At such a moment?" said Pierre reproachfully. + +"At such a moment!" Prince Andrew repeated. "To them it is only a moment +affording opportunities to undermine a rival and obtain an extra cross +or ribbon. For me tomorrow means this: a Russian army of a hundred +thousand and a French army of a hundred thousand have met to fight, and +the thing is that these two hundred thousand men will fight and the side +that fights more fiercely and spares itself least will win. And if you +like I will tell you that whatever happens and whatever muddles those at +the top may make, we shall win tomorrow's battle. Tomorrow, happen what +may, we shall win!" + +"There now, your excellency! That's the truth, the real truth," said +Timokhin. "Who would spare himself now? The soldiers in my battalion, +believe me, wouldn't drink their vodka! 'It's not the day for that!' +they say." + +All were silent. The officers rose. Prince Andrew went out of the shed +with them, giving final orders to the adjutant. After they had gone +Pierre approached Prince Andrew and was about to start a conversation +when they heard the clatter of three horses' hoofs on the road not far +from the shed, and looking in that direction Prince Andrew recognized +Wolzogen and Clausewitz accompanied by a Cossack. They rode close by +continuing to converse, and Prince Andrew involuntarily heard these +words: + +"Der Krieg muss in Raum verlegt werden. Der Ansicht kann ich nicht genug +Preis geben," * said one of them. + + +* "The war must be extended widely. I cannot sufficiently commend that +view." + +"Oh, ja," said the other, "der Zweck ist nur den Feind zu schwächen, so +kann man gewiss nicht den Verlust der Privat-Personen in Achtung +nehmen." * + + +* "Oh, yes, the only aim is to weaken the enemy, so of course one cannot +take into account the loss of private individuals." + +"Oh, no," agreed the other. + +"Extend widely!" said Prince Andrew with an angry snort, when they had +ridden past. "In that 'extend' were my father, son, and sister, at Bald +Hills. That's all the same to him! That's what I was saying to you-- +those German gentlemen won't win the battle tomorrow but will only make +all the mess they can, because they have nothing in their German heads +but theories not worth an empty eggshell and haven't in their hearts the +one thing needed tomorrow--that which Timokhin has. They have yielded up +all Europe to him, and have now come to teach us. Fine teachers!" and +again his voice grew shrill. + +"So you think we shall win tomorrow's battle?" asked Pierre. + +"Yes, yes," answered Prince Andrew absently. "One thing I would do if I +had the power," he began again, "I would not take prisoners. Why take +prisoners? It's chivalry! The French have destroyed my home and are on +their way to destroy Moscow, they have outraged and are outraging me +every moment. They are my enemies. In my opinion they are all criminals. +And so thinks Timokhin and the whole army. They should be executed! +Since they are my foes they cannot be my friends, whatever may have been +said at Tilsit." + +"Yes, yes," muttered Pierre, looking with shining eyes at Prince Andrew. +"I quite agree with you!" + +The question that had perturbed Pierre on the Mozhaysk hill and all that +day now seemed to him quite clear and completely solved. He now +understood the whole meaning and importance of this war and of the +impending battle. All he had seen that day, all the significant and +stern expressions on the faces he had seen in passing, were lit up for +him by a new light. He understood that latent heat (as they say in +physics) of patriotism which was present in all these men he had seen, +and this explained to him why they all prepared for death calmly, and as +it were lightheartedly. + +"Not take prisoners," Prince Andrew continued: "That by itself would +quite change the whole war and make it less cruel. As it is we have +played at war--that's what's vile! We play at magnanimity and all that +stuff. Such magnanimity and sensibility are like the magnanimity and +sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed: she +is so kindhearted that she can't look at blood, but enjoys eating the +calf served up with sauce. They talk to us of the rules of war, of +chivalry, of flags of truce, of mercy to the unfortunate and so on. It's +all rubbish! I saw chivalry and flags of truce in 1805; they humbugged +us and we humbugged them. They plunder other people's houses, issue +false paper money, and worst of all they kill my children and my father, +and then talk of rules of war and magnanimity to foes! Take no +prisoners, but kill and be killed! He who has come to this as I have +through the same sufferings..." + +Prince Andrew, who had thought it was all the same to him whether or not +Moscow was taken as Smolensk had been, was suddenly checked in his +speech by an unexpected cramp in his throat. He paced up and down a few +times in silence, but his eyes glittered feverishly and his lips +quivered as he began speaking. + +"If there was none of this magnanimity in war, we should go to war only +when it was worth while going to certain death, as now. Then there would +not be war because Paul Ivanovich had offended Michael Ivanovich. And +when there was a war, like this one, it would be war! And then the +determination of the troops would be quite different. Then all these +Westphalians and Hessians whom Napoleon is leading would not follow him +into Russia, and we should not go to fight in Austria and Prussia +without knowing why. War is not courtesy but the most horrible thing in +life; and we ought to understand that and not play at war. We ought to +accept this terrible necessity sternly and seriously. It all lies in +that: get rid of falsehood and let war be war and not a game. As it is +now, war is the favorite pastime of the idle and frivolous. The military +calling is the most highly honored. + +"But what is war? What is needed for success in warfare? What are the +habits of the military? The aim of war is murder; the methods of war are +spying, treachery, and their encouragement, the ruin of a country's +inhabitants, robbing them or stealing to provision the army, and fraud +and falsehood termed military craft. The habits of the military class +are the absence of freedom, that is, discipline, idleness, ignorance, +cruelty, debauchery, and drunkenness. And in spite of all this it is the +highest class, respected by everyone. All the kings, except the Chinese, +wear military uniforms, and he who kills most people receives the +highest rewards. + +"They meet, as we shall meet tomorrow, to murder one another; they kill +and maim tens of thousands, and then have thanksgiving services for +having killed so many people (they even exaggerate the number), and they +announce a victory, supposing that the more people they have killed the +greater their achievement. How does God above look at them and hear +them?" exclaimed Prince Andrew in a shrill, piercing voice. "Ah, my +friend, it has of late become hard for me to live. I see that I have +begun to understand too much. And it doesn't do for man to taste of the +tree of knowledge of good and evil.... Ah, well, it's not for long!" he +added. + +"However, you're sleepy, and it's time for me to sleep. Go back to +Gorki!" said Prince Andrew suddenly. + +"Oh no!" Pierre replied, looking at Prince Andrew with frightened, +compassionate eyes. + +"Go, go! Before a battle one must have one's sleep out," repeated Prince +Andrew. + +He came quickly up to Pierre and embraced and kissed him. "Good-bye, be +off!" he shouted. "Whether we meet again or not..." and turning away +hurriedly he entered the shed. + +It was already dark, and Pierre could not make out whether the +expression of Prince Andrew's face was angry or tender. + +For some time he stood in silence considering whether he should follow +him or go away. "No, he does not want it!" Pierre concluded. "And I know +that this is our last meeting!" He sighed deeply and rode back to Gorki. + +On re-entering the shed Prince Andrew lay down on a rug, but he could +not sleep. + +He closed his eyes. One picture succeeded another in his imagination. On +one of them he dwelt long and joyfully. He vividly recalled an evening +in Petersburg. Natasha with animated and excited face was telling him +how she had gone to look for mushrooms the previous summer and had lost +her way in the big forest. She incoherently described the depths of the +forest, her feelings, and a talk with a beekeeper she met, and +constantly interrupted her story to say: "No, I can't! I'm not telling +it right; no, you don't understand," though he encouraged her by saying +that he did understand, and he really had understood all she wanted to +say. But Natasha was not satisfied with her own words: she felt that +they did not convey the passionately poetic feeling she had experienced +that day and wished to convey. "He was such a delightful old man, and it +was so dark in the forest... and he had such kind... No, I can't +describe it," she had said, flushed and excited. Prince Andrew smiled +now the same happy smile as then when he had looked into her eyes. "I +understood her," he thought. "I not only understood her, but it was just +that inner, spiritual force, that sincerity, that frankness of soul-- +that very soul of hers which seemed to be fettered by her body--it was +that soul I loved in her... loved so strongly and happily..." and +suddenly he remembered how his love had ended. "He did not need anything +of that kind. He neither saw nor understood anything of the sort. He +only saw in her a pretty and fresh young girl, with whom he did not +deign to unite his fate. And I?... and he is still alive and gay!" + +Prince Andrew jumped up as if someone had burned him, and again began +pacing up and down in front of the shed. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + +On August 25, the eve of the battle of Borodino, M. de Beausset, prefect +of the French Emperor's palace, arrived at Napoleon's quarters at +Valuevo with Colonel Fabvier, the former from Paris and the latter from +Madrid. + +Donning his court uniform, M. de Beausset ordered a box he had brought +for the Emperor to be carried before him and entered the first +compartment of Napoleon's tent, where he began opening the box while +conversing with Napoleon's aides-de-camp who surrounded him. + +Fabvier, not entering the tent, remained at the entrance talking to some +generals of his acquaintance. + +The Emperor Napoleon had not yet left his bedroom and was finishing his +toilet. Slightly snorting and grunting, he presented now his back and +now his plump hairy chest to the brush with which his valet was rubbing +him down. Another valet, with his finger over the mouth of a bottle, was +sprinkling Eau de Cologne on the Emperor's pampered body with an +expression which seemed to say that he alone knew where and how much Eau +de Cologne should be sprinkled. Napoleon's short hair was wet and matted +on the forehead, but his face, though puffy and yellow, expressed +physical satisfaction. "Go on, harder, go on!" he muttered to the valet +who was rubbing him, slightly twitching and grunting. An aide-de-camp, +who had entered the bedroom to report to the Emperor the number of +prisoners taken in yesterday's action, was standing by the door after +delivering his message, awaiting permission to withdraw. Napoleon, +frowning, looked at him from under his brows. + +"No prisoners!" said he, repeating the aide-de-camp's words. "They are +forcing us to exterminate them. So much the worse for the Russian +army.... Go on... harder, harder!" he muttered, hunching his back and +presenting his fat shoulders. + +"All right. Let Monsieur de Beausset enter, and Fabvier too," he said, +nodding to the aide-de-camp. + +"Yes, sire," and the aide-de-camp disappeared through the door of the +tent. + +Two valets rapidly dressed His Majesty, and wearing the blue uniform of +the Guards he went with firm quick steps to the reception room. + +De Beausset's hands meanwhile were busily engaged arranging the present +he had brought from the Empress, on two chairs directly in front of the +entrance. But Napoleon had dressed and come out with such unexpected +rapidity that he had not time to finish arranging the surprise. + +Napoleon noticed at once what they were about and guessed that they were +not ready. He did not wish to deprive them of the pleasure of giving him +a surprise, so he pretended not to see de Beausset and called Fabvier to +him, listening silently and with a stern frown to what Fabvier told him +of the heroism and devotion of his troops fighting at Salamanca, at the +other end of Europe, with but one thought--to be worthy of their +Emperor--and but one fear--to fail to please him. The result of that +battle had been deplorable. Napoleon made ironic remarks during +Fabvier's account, as if he had not expected that matters could go +otherwise in his absence. + +"I must make up for that in Moscow," said Napoleon. "I'll see you +later," he added, and summoned de Beausset, who by that time had +prepared the surprise, having placed something on the chairs and covered +it with a cloth. + +De Beausset bowed low, with that courtly French bow which only the old +retainers of the Bourbons knew how to make, and approached him, +presenting an envelope. + +Napoleon turned to him gaily and pulled his ear. + +"You have hurried here. I am very glad. Well, what is Paris saying?" he +asked, suddenly changing his former stern expression for a most cordial +tone. + +"Sire, all Paris regrets your absence," replied de Beausset as was +proper. + +But though Napoleon knew that de Beausset had to say something of this +kind, and though in his lucid moments he knew it was untrue, he was +pleased to hear it from him. Again he honored him by touching his ear. + +"I am very sorry to have made you travel so far," said he. + +"Sire, I expected nothing less than to find you at the gates of Moscow," +replied de Beausset. + +Napoleon smiled and, lifting his head absent-mindedly, glanced to the +right. An aide-de-camp approached with gliding steps and offered him a +gold snuffbox, which he took. + +"Yes, it has happened luckily for you," he said, raising the open +snuffbox to his nose. "You are fond of travel, and in three days you +will see Moscow. You surely did not expect to see that Asiatic capital. +You will have a pleasant journey." + +De Beausset bowed gratefully at this regard for his taste for travel (of +which he had not till then been aware). + +"Ha, what's this?" asked Napoleon, noticing that all the courtiers were +looking at something concealed under a cloth. + +With courtly adroitness de Beausset half turned and without turning his +back to the Emperor retired two steps, twitching off the cloth at the +same time, and said: + +"A present to Your Majesty from the Empress." + +It was a portrait, painted in bright colors by Gerard, of the son borne +to Napoleon by the daughter of the Emperor of Austria, the boy whom for +some reason everyone called "The King of Rome." + +A very pretty curly-headed boy with a look of the Christ in the Sistine +Madonna was depicted playing at stick and ball. The ball represented the +terrestrial globe and the stick in his other hand a scepter. + +Though it was not clear what the artist meant to express by depicting +the so-called King of Rome spiking the earth with a stick, the allegory +apparently seemed to Napoleon, as it had done to all who had seen it in +Paris, quite clear and very pleasing. + +"The King of Rome!" he said, pointing to the portrait with a graceful +gesture. "Admirable!" + +With the natural capacity of an Italian for changing the expression of +his face at will, he drew nearer to the portrait and assumed a look of +pensive tenderness. He felt that what he now said and did would be +historical, and it seemed to him that it would now be best for him-- +whose grandeur enabled his son to play stick and ball with the +terrestrial globe--to show, in contrast to that grandeur, the simplest +paternal tenderness. His eyes grew dim, he moved forward, glanced round +at a chair (which seemed to place itself under him), and sat down on it +before the portrait. At a single gesture from him everyone went out on +tiptoe, leaving the great man to himself and his emotion. + +Having sat still for a while he touched--himself not knowing why--the +thick spot of paint representing the highest light in the portrait, +rose, and recalled de Beausset and the officer on duty. He ordered the +portrait to be carried outside his tent, that the Old Guard, stationed +round it, might not be deprived of the pleasure of seeing the King of +Rome, the son and heir of their adored monarch. + +And while he was doing M. de Beausset the honor of breakfasting with +him, they heard, as Napoleon had anticipated, the rapturous cries of the +officers and men of the Old Guard who had run up to see the portrait. + +"Vive l'Empereur! Vive le roi de Rome! Vive l'Empereur!" came those +ecstatic cries. + +After breakfast Napoleon in de Beausset's presence dictated his order of +the day to the army. + +"Short and energetic!" he remarked when he had read over the +proclamation which he had dictated straight off without corrections. It +ran: + +Soldiers! This is the battle you have so longed for. Victory depends on +you. It is essential for us; it will give us all we need: comfortable +quarters and a speedy return to our country. Behave as you did at +Austerlitz, Friedland, Vitebsk, and Smolensk. Let our remotest posterity +recall your achievements this day with pride. Let it be said of each of +you: "He was in the great battle before Moscow!" + +"Before Moscow!" repeated Napoleon, and inviting M. de Beausset, who was +so fond of travel, to accompany him on his ride, he went out of the tent +to where the horses stood saddled. + +"Your Majesty is too kind!" replied de Beausset to the invitation to +accompany the Emperor; he wanted to sleep, did not know how to ride and +was afraid of doing so. + +But Napoleon nodded to the traveler, and de Beausset had to mount. When +Napoleon came out of the tent the shouting of the Guards before his +son's portrait grew still louder. Napoleon frowned. + +"Take him away!" he said, pointing with a gracefully majestic gesture to +the portrait. "It is too soon for him to see a field of battle." + +De Beausset closed his eyes, bowed his head, and sighed deeply, to +indicate how profoundly he valued and comprehended the Emperor's words. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + +On the twenty-fifth of August, so his historians tell us, Napoleon spent +the whole day on horseback inspecting the locality, considering plans +submitted to him by his marshals, and personally giving commands to his +generals. + +The original line of the Russian forces along the river Kolocha had been +dislocated by the capture of the Shevardino Redoubt on the twenty- +fourth, and part of the line--the left flank--had been drawn back. That +part of the line was not entrenched and in front of it the ground was +more open and level than elsewhere. It was evident to anyone, military +or not, that it was here the French should attack. It would seem that +not much consideration was needed to reach this conclusion, nor any +particular care or trouble on the part of the Emperor and his marshals, +nor was there any need of that special and supreme quality called genius +that people are so apt to ascribe to Napoleon; yet the historians who +described the event later and the men who then surrounded Napoleon, and +he himself, thought otherwise. + +Napoleon rode over the plain and surveyed the locality with a profound +air and in silence, nodded with approval or shook his head dubiously, +and without communicating to the generals around him the profound course +of ideas which guided his decisions merely gave them his final +conclusions in the form of commands. Having listened to a suggestion +from Davout, who was now called Prince d'Eckmuhl, to turn the Russian +left wing, Napoleon said it should not be done, without explaining why +not. To a proposal made by General Campan (who was to attack the +fleches) to lead his division through the woods, Napoleon agreed, though +the so-called Duke of Elchingen (Ney) ventured to remark that a movement +through the woods was dangerous and might disorder the division. + +Having inspected the country opposite the Shevardino Redoubt, Napoleon +pondered a little in silence and then indicated the spots where two +batteries should be set up by the morrow to act against the Russian +entrenchments, and the places where, in line with them, the field +artillery should be placed. + +After giving these and other commands he returned to his tent, and the +dispositions for the battle were written down from his dictation. + +These dispositions, of which the French historians write with enthusiasm +and other historians with profound respect, were as follows: + +At dawn the two new batteries established during the night on the plain +occupied by the Prince d'Eckmuhl will open fire on the opposing +batteries of the enemy. + +At the same time the commander of the artillery of the 1st Corps, +General Pernetti, with thirty cannon of Campan's division and all the +howitzers of Dessaix's and Friant's divisions, will move forward, open +fire, and overwhelm with shellfire the enemy's battery, against which +will operate: + + +24 guns of the artillery of the Guards 30 guns of Campan's division + +and 8 guns of Friant's and Dessaix's divisions -- + +in all 62 guns. + +The commander of the artillery of the 3rd Corps, General Fouche, will +place the howitzers of the 3rd and 8th Corps, sixteen in all, on the +flanks of the battery that is to bombard the entrenchment on the left, +which will have forty guns in all directed against it. + +General Sorbier must be ready at the first order to advance with all the +howitzers of the Guard's artillery against either one or other of the +entrenchments. + +During the cannonade Prince Poniatowski is to advance through the wood +on the village and turn the enemy's position. + +General Campan will move through the wood to seize the first +fortification. + +After the advance has begun in this manner, orders will be given in +accordance with the enemy's movements. + +The cannonade on the left flank will begin as soon as the guns of the +right wing are heard. The sharpshooters of Morand's division and of the +vice-King's division will open a heavy fire on seeing the attack +commence on the right wing. + +The vice-King will occupy the village and cross by its three bridges, +advancing to the same heights as Morand's and Gibrard's divisions, which +under his leadership will be directed against the redoubt and come into +line with the rest of the forces. + +All this must be done in good order (le tout se fera avec ordre et +methode) as far as possible retaining troops in reserve. + +The Imperial Camp near Mozhaysk, + +September, 6, 1812. + +These dispositions, which are very obscure and confused if one allows +oneself to regard the arrangements without religious awe of his genius, +related to Napoleon's orders to deal with four points--four different +orders. Not one of these was, or could be, carried out. + +In the disposition it is said first that the batteries placed on the +spot chosen by Napoleon, with the guns of Pernetti and Fouche; which +were to come in line with them, 102 guns in all, were to open fire and +shower shells on the Russian fleches and redoubts. This could not be +done, as from the spots selected by Napoleon the projectiles did not +carry to the Russian works, and those 102 guns shot into the air until +the nearest commander, contrary to Napoleon's instructions, moved them +forward. + +The second order was that Poniatowski, moving to the village through the +wood, should turn the Russian left flank. This could not be done and was +not done, because Poniatowski, advancing on the village through the +wood, met Tuchkov there barring his way, and could not and did not turn +the Russian position. + +The third order was: General Campan will move through the wood to seize +the first fortification. General Campan's division did not seize the +first fortification but was driven back, for on emerging from the wood +it had to reform under grapeshot, of which Napoleon was unaware. + +The fourth order was: The vice-King will occupy the village (Borodino) +and cross by its three bridges, advancing to the same heights as +Morand's and Gdrard's divisions (for whose movements no directions are +given), which under his leadership will be directed against the redoubt +and come into line with the rest of the forces. + +As far as one can make out, not so much from this unintelligible +sentence as from the attempts the vice-King made to execute the orders +given him, he was to advance from the left through Borodino to the +redoubt while the divisions of Morand and Gerard were to advance +simultaneously from the front. + +All this, like the other parts of the disposition, was not and could not +be executed. After passing through Borodino the vice-King was driven +back to the Kolocha and could get no farther; while the divisions of +Morand and Gerard did not take the redoubt but were driven back, and the +redoubt was only taken at the end of the battle by the cavalry (a thing +probably unforeseen and not heard of by Napoleon). So not one of the +orders in the disposition was, or could be, executed. But in the +disposition it is said that, after the fight has commenced in this +manner, orders will be given in accordance with the enemy's movements, +and so it might be supposed that all necessary arrangements would be +made by Napoleon during the battle. But this was not and could not be +done, for during the whole battle Napoleon was so far away that, as +appeared later, he could not know the course of the battle and not one +of his orders during the fight could be executed. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +Many historians say that the French did not win the battle of Borodino +because Napoleon had a cold, and that if he had not had a cold the +orders he gave before and during the battle would have been still more +full of genius and Russia would have been lost and the face of the world +have been changed. To historians who believe that Russia was shaped by +the will of one man--Peter the Great--and that France from a republic +became an empire and French armies went to Russia at the will of one +man--Napoleon--to say that Russia remained a power because Napoleon had +a bad cold on the twenty-fourth of August may seem logical and +convincing. + +If it had depended on Napoleon's will to fight or not to fight the +battle of Borodino, and if this or that other arrangement depended on +his will, then evidently a cold affecting the manifestation of his will +might have saved Russia, and consequently the valet who omitted to bring +Napoleon his waterproof boots on the twenty-fourth would have been the +savior of Russia. Along that line of thought such a deduction is +indubitable, as indubitable as the deduction Voltaire made in jest +(without knowing what he was jesting at) when he saw that the Massacre +of St. Bartholomew was due to Charles IX's stomach being deranged. But +to men who do not admit that Russia was formed by the will of one man, +Peter I, or that the French Empire was formed and the war with Russia +begun by the will of one man, Napoleon, that argument seems not merely +untrue and irrational, but contrary to all human reality. To the +question of what causes historic events another answer presents itself, +namely, that the course of human events is predetermined from on high-- +depends on the coincidence of the wills of all who take part in the +events, and that a Napoleon's influence on the course of these events is +purely external and fictitious. + +Strange as at first glance it may seem to suppose that the Massacre of +St. Bartholomew was not due to Charles IX's will, though he gave the +order for it and thought it was done as a result of that order; and +strange as it may seem to suppose that the slaughter of eighty thousand +men at Borodino was not due to Napoleon's will, though he ordered the +commencement and conduct of the battle and thought it was done because +he ordered it; strange as these suppositions appear, yet human dignity-- +which tells me that each of us is, if not more at least not less a man +than the great Napoleon--demands the acceptance of that solution of the +question, and historic investigation abundantly confirms it. + +At the battle of Borodino Napoleon shot at no one and killed no one. +That was all done by the soldiers. Therefore it was not he who killed +people. + +The French soldiers went to kill and be killed at the battle of Borodino +not because of Napoleon's orders but by their own volition. The whole +army--French, Italian, German, Polish, and Dutch--hungry, ragged, and +weary of the campaign, felt at the sight of an army blocking their road +to Moscow that the wine was drawn and must be drunk. Had Napoleon then +forbidden them to fight the Russians, they would have killed him and +have proceeded to fight the Russians because it was inevitable. + +When they heard Napoleon's proclamation offering them, as compensation +for mutilation and death, the words of posterity about their having been +in the battle before Moscow, they cried "Vive l'Empereur!" just as they +had cried "Vive l'Empereur!" at the sight of the portrait of the boy +piercing the terrestrial globe with a toy stick, and just as they would +have cried "Vive l'Empereur!" at any nonsense that might be told them. +There was nothing left for them to do but cry "Vive l'Empereur!" and go +to fight, in order to get food and rest as conquerors in Moscow. So it +was not because of Napoleon's commands that they killed their fellow +men. + +And it was not Napoleon who directed the course of the battle, for none +of his orders were executed and during the battle he did not know what +was going on before him. So the way in which these people killed one +another was not decided by Napoleon's will but occurred independently of +him, in accord with the will of hundreds of thousands of people who took +part in the common action. It only seemed to Napoleon that it all took +place by his will. And so the question whether he had or had not a cold +has no more historic interest than the cold of the least of the +transport soldiers. + +Moreover, the assertion made by various writers that his cold was the +cause of his dispositions not being as well-planned as on former +occasions, and of his orders during the battle not being as good as +previously, is quite baseless, which again shows that Napoleon's cold on +the twenty-sixth of August was unimportant. + +The dispositions cited above are not at all worse, but are even better, +than previous dispositions by which he had won victories. His pseudo- +orders during the battle were also no worse than formerly, but much the +same as usual. These dispositions and orders only seem worse than +previous ones because the battle of Borodino was the first Napoleon did +not win. The profoundest and most excellent dispositions and orders seem +very bad, and every learned militarist criticizes them with looks of +importance, when they relate to a battle that has been lost, and the +very worst dispositions and orders seem very good, and serious people +fill whole volumes to demonstrate their merits, when they relate to a +battle that has been won. + +The dispositions drawn up by Weyrother for the battle of Austerlitz were +a model of perfection for that kind of composition, but still they were +criticized--criticized for their very perfection, for their excessive +minuteness. + +Napoleon at the battle of Borodino fulfilled his office as +representative of authority as well as, and even better than, at other +battles. He did nothing harmful to the progress of the battle; he +inclined to the most reasonable opinions, he made no confusion, did not +contradict himself, did not get frightened or run away from the field of +battle, but with his great tact and military experience carried out his +role of appearing to command, calmly and with dignity. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + +On returning from a second inspection of the lines, Napoleon remarked: + +"The chessmen are set up, the game will begin tomorrow!" + +Having ordered punch and summoned de Beausset, he began to talk to him +about Paris and about some changes he meant to make in the Empress' +household, surprising the prefect by his memory of minute details +relating to the court. + +He showed an interest in trifles, joked about de Beausset's love of +travel, and chatted carelessly, as a famous, self-confident surgeon who +knows his job does when turning up his sleeves and putting on his apron +while a patient is being strapped to the operating table. "The matter is +in my hands and is clear and definite in my head. When the time comes to +set to work I shall do it as no one else could, but now I can jest, and +the more I jest and the calmer I am the more tranquil and confident you +ought to be, and the more amazed at my genius." + +Having finished his second glass of punch, Napoleon went to rest before +the serious business which, he considered, awaited him next day. He was +so much interested in that task that he was unable to sleep, and in +spite of his cold which had grown worse from the dampness of the +evening, he went into the large division of the tent at three o'clock in +the morning, loudly blowing his nose. He asked whether the Russians had +not withdrawn, and was told that the enemy's fires were still in the +same places. He nodded approval. + +The adjutant in attendance came into the tent. + +"Well, Rapp, do you think we shall do good business today?" Napoleon +asked him. + +"Without doubt, sire," replied Rapp. + +Napoleon looked at him. + +"Do you remember, sire, what you did me the honor to say at Smolensk?" +continued Rapp. "The wine is drawn and must be drunk." + +Napoleon frowned and sat silent for a long time leaning his head on his +hand. + +"This poor army!" he suddenly remarked. "It has diminished greatly since +Smolensk. Fortune is frankly a courtesan, Rapp. I have always said so +and I am beginning to experience it. But the Guards, Rapp, the Guards +are intact?" he remarked interrogatively. + +"Yes, sire," replied Rapp. + +Napoleon took a lozenge, put it in his mouth, and glanced at his watch. +He was not sleepy and it was still not nearly morning. It was impossible +to give further orders for the sake of killing time, for the orders had +all been given and were now being executed. + +"Have the biscuits and rice been served out to the regiments of the +Guards?" asked Napoleon sternly. + +"Yes, sire." + +"The rice too?" + +Rapp replied that he had given the Emperor's order about the rice, but +Napoleon shook his head in dissatisfaction as if not believing that his +order had been executed. An attendant came in with punch. Napoleon +ordered another glass to be brought for Rapp, and silently sipped his +own. + +"I have neither taste nor smell," he remarked, sniffing at his glass. +"This cold is tiresome. They talk about medicine--what is the good of +medicine when it can't cure a cold! Corvisart gave me these lozenges but +they don't help at all. What can doctors cure? One can't cure anything. +Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its +nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it +will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies. +Our body is like a perfect watch that should go for a certain time; the +watchmaker cannot open it, he can only adjust it by fumbling, and that +blindfold.... Yes, our body is just a machine for living, that is all." + +And having entered on the path of definition, of which he was fond, +Napoleon suddenly and unexpectedly gave a new one. + +"Do you know, Rapp, what military art is?" asked he. "It is the art of +being stronger than the enemy at a given moment. That's all." + +Rapp made no reply. + +"Tomorrow we shall have to deal with Kutuzov!" said Napoleon. "We shall +see! Do you remember at Braunau he commanded an army for three weeks and +did not once mount a horse to inspect his entrenchments.... We shall +see!" + +He looked at his watch. It was still only four o'clock. He did not feel +sleepy. The punch was finished and there was still nothing to do. He +rose, walked to and fro, put on a warm overcoat and a hat, and went out +of the tent. The night was dark and damp, a scarcely perceptible +moisture was descending from above. Near by, the campfires were dimly +burning among the French Guards, and in the distance those of the +Russian line shone through the smoke. The weather was calm, and the +rustle and tramp of the French troops already beginning to move to take +up their positions were clearly audible. + +Napoleon walked about in front of his tent, looked at the fires and +listened to these sounds, and as he was passing a tall guardsman in a +shaggy cap, who was standing sentinel before his tent and had drawn +himself up like a black pillar at sight of the Emperor, Napoleon stopped +in front of him. + +"What year did you enter the service?" he asked with that affectation of +military bluntness and geniality with which he always addressed the +soldiers. + +The man answered the question. + +"Ah! One of the old ones! Has your regiment had its rice?" + +"It has, Your Majesty." + +Napoleon nodded and walked away. + +At half-past five Napoleon rode to the village of Shevardino. + +It was growing light, the sky was clearing, only a single cloud lay in +the east. The abandoned campfires were burning themselves out in the +faint morning light. + +On the right a single deep report of a cannon resounded and died away in +the prevailing silence. Some minutes passed. A second and a third report +shook the air, then a fourth and a fifth boomed solemnly near by on the +right. + +The first shots had not yet ceased to reverberate before others rang out +and yet more were heard mingling with and overtaking one another. + +Napoleon with his suite rode up to the Shevardino Redoubt where he +dismounted. The game had begun. + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + +On returning to Gorki after having seen Prince Andrew, Pierre ordered +his groom to get the horses ready and to call him early in the morning, +and then immediately fell asleep behind a partition in a corner Boris +had given up to him. + +Before he was thoroughly awake next morning everybody had already left +the hut. The panes were rattling in the little windows and his groom was +shaking him. + +"Your excellency! Your excellency! Your excellency!" he kept repeating +pertinaciously while he shook Pierre by the shoulder without looking at +him, having apparently lost hope of getting him to wake up. + +"What? Has it begun? Is it time?" Pierre asked, waking up. + +"Hear the firing," said the groom, a discharged soldier. "All the +gentlemen have gone out, and his Serene Highness himself rode past long +ago." + +Pierre dressed hastily and ran out to the porch. Outside all was bright, +fresh, dewy, and cheerful. The sun, just bursting forth from behind a +cloud that had concealed it, was shining, with rays still half broken by +the clouds, over the roofs of the street opposite, on the dew- +besprinkled dust of the road, on the walls of the houses, on the +windows, the fence, and on Pierre's horses standing before the hut. The +roar of guns sounded more distinct outside. An adjutant accompanied by a +Cossack passed by at a sharp trot. + +"It's time, Count; it's time!" cried the adjutant. + +Telling the groom to follow him with the horses, Pierre went down the +street to the knoll from which he had looked at the field of battle the +day before. A crowd of military men was assembled there, members of the +staff could be heard conversing in French, and Kutuzov's gray head in a +white cap with a red band was visible, his gray nape sunk between his +shoulders. He was looking through a field glass down the highroad before +him. + +Mounting the steps to the knoll Pierre looked at the scene before him, +spellbound by beauty. It was the same panorama he had admired from that +spot the day before, but now the whole place was full of troops and +covered by smoke clouds from the guns, and the slanting rays of the +bright sun, rising slightly to the left behind Pierre, cast upon it +through the clear morning air penetrating streaks of rosy, golden-tinted +light and long dark shadows. The forest at the farthest extremity of the +panorama seemed carved in some precious stone of a yellowish-green +color; its undulating outline was silhouetted against the horizon and +was pierced beyond Valuevo by the Smolensk highroad crowded with troops. +Nearer at hand glittered golden cornfields interspersed with copses. +There were troops to be seen everywhere, in front and to the right and +left. All this was vivid, majestic, and unexpected; but what impressed +Pierre most of all was the view of the battlefield itself, of Borodino +and the hollows on both sides of the Kolocha. + +Above the Kolocha, in Borodino and on both sides of it, especially to +the left where the Voyna flowing between its marshy banks falls into the +Kolocha, a mist had spread which seemed to melt, to dissolve, and to +become translucent when the brilliant sun appeared and magically colored +and outlined everything. The smoke of the guns mingled with this mist, +and over the whole expanse and through that mist the rays of the morning +sun were reflected, flashing back like lightning from the water, from +the dew, and from the bayonets of the troops crowded together by the +riverbanks and in Borodino. A white church could be seen through the +mist, and here and there the roofs of huts in Borodino as well as dense +masses of soldiers, or green ammunition chests and ordnance. And all +this moved, or seemed to move, as the smoke and mist spread out over the +whole space. Just as in the mist-enveloped hollow near Borodino, so +along the entire line outside and above it and especially in the woods +and fields to the left, in the valleys and on the summits of the high +ground, clouds of powder smoke seemed continually to spring up out of +nothing, now singly, now several at a time, some translucent, others +dense, which, swelling, growing, rolling, and blending, extended over +the whole expanse. + +These puffs of smoke and (strange to say) the sound of the firing +produced the chief beauty of the spectacle. + +"Puff!"--suddenly a round compact cloud of smoke was seen merging from +violet into gray and milky white, and "boom!" came the report a second +later. + +"Puff! puff!"--and two clouds arose pushing one another and blending +together; and "boom, boom!" came the sounds confirming what the eye had +seen. + +Pierre glanced round at the first cloud, which he had seen as a round +compact ball, and in its place already were balloons of smoke floating +to one side, and--"puff" (with a pause)--"puff, puff!" three and then +four more appeared and then from each, with the same interval--"boom-- +boom, boom!" came the fine, firm, precise sounds in reply. It seemed as +if those smoke clouds sometimes ran and sometimes stood still while +woods, fields, and glittering bayonets ran past them. From the left, +over fields and bushes, those large balls of smoke were continually +appearing followed by their solemn reports, while nearer still, in the +hollows and woods, there burst from the muskets small cloudlets that had +no time to become balls, but had their little echoes in just the same +way. "Trakh-ta-ta-takh!" came the frequent crackle of musketry, but it +was irregular and feeble in comparison with the reports of the cannon. + +Pierre wished to be there with that smoke, those shining bayonets, that +movement, and those sounds. He turned to look at Kutuzov and his suite, +to compare his impressions with those of others. They were all looking +at the field of battle as he was, and, as it seemed to him, with the +same feelings. All their faces were now shining with that latent warmth +of feeling Pierre had noticed the day before and had fully understood +after his talk with Prince Andrew. + +"Go, my dear fellow, go... and Christ be with you!" Kutuzov was saying +to a general who stood beside him, not taking his eye from the +battlefield. + +Having received this order the general passed by Pierre on his way down +the knoll. + +"To the crossing!" said the general coldly and sternly in reply to one +of the staff who asked where he was going. + +"I'll go there too, I too!" thought Pierre, and followed the general. + +The general mounted a horse a Cossack had brought him. Pierre went to +his groom who was holding his horses and, asking which was the quietest, +clambered onto it, seized it by the mane, and turning out his toes +pressed his heels against its sides and, feeling that his spectacles +were slipping off but unable to let go of the mane and reins, he +galloped after the general, causing the staff officers to smile as they +watched him from the knoll. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + +Having descended the hill the general after whom Pierre was galloping +turned sharply to the left, and Pierre, losing sight of him, galloped in +among some ranks of infantry marching ahead of him. He tried to pass +either in front of them or to the right or left, but there were soldiers +everywhere, all with the same preoccupied expression and busy with some +unseen but evidently important task. They all gazed with the same +dissatisfied and inquiring expression at this stout man in a white hat, +who for some unknown reason threatened to trample them under his horse's +hoofs. + +"Why ride into the middle of the battalion?" one of them shouted at him. + +Another prodded his horse with the butt end of a musket, and Pierre, +bending over his saddlebow and hardly able to control his shying horse, +galloped ahead of the soldiers where there was a free space. + +There was a bridge ahead of him, where other soldiers stood firing. +Pierre rode up to them. Without being aware of it he had come to the +bridge across the Kolocha between Gorki and Borodino, which the French +(having occupied Borodino) were attacking in the first phase of the +battle. Pierre saw that there was a bridge in front of him and that +soldiers were doing something on both sides of it and in the meadow, +among the rows of new-mown hay which he had taken no notice of amid the +smoke of the campfires the day before; but despite the incessant firing +going on there he had no idea that this was the field of battle. He did +not notice the sound of the bullets whistling from every side, or the +projectiles that flew over him, did not see the enemy on the other side +of the river, and for a long time did not notice the killed and wounded, +though many fell near him. He looked about him with a smile which did +not leave his face. + +"Why's that fellow in front of the line?" shouted somebody at him again. + +"To the left!... Keep to the right!" the men shouted to him. + +Pierre went to the right, and unexpectedly encountered one of Raevski's +adjutants whom he knew. The adjutant looked angrily at him, evidently +also intending to shout at him, but on recognizing him he nodded. + +"How have you got here?" he said, and galloped on. + +Pierre, feeling out of place there, having nothing to do, and afraid of +getting in someone's way again, galloped after the adjutant. + +"What's happening here? May I come with you?" he asked. + +"One moment, one moment!" replied the adjutant, and riding up to a stout +colonel who was standing in the meadow, he gave him some message and +then addressed Pierre. + +"Why have you come here, Count?" he asked with a smile. "Still +inquisitive?" + +"Yes, yes," assented Pierre. + +But the adjutant turned his horse about and rode on. + +"Here it's tolerable," said he, "but with Bagration on the left flank +they're getting it frightfully hot." + +"Really?" said Pierre. "Where is that?" + +"Come along with me to our knoll. We can get a view from there and in +our battery it is still bearable," said the adjutant. "Will you come?" + +"Yes, I'll come with you," replied Pierre, looking round for his groom. + +It was only now that he noticed wounded men staggering along or being +carried on stretchers. On that very meadow he had ridden over the day +before, a soldier was lying athwart the rows of scented hay, with his +head thrown awkwardly back and his shako off. + +"Why haven't they carried him away?" Pierre was about to ask, but seeing +the stern expression of the adjutant who was also looking that way, he +checked himself. + +Pierre did not find his groom and rode along the hollow with the +adjutant to Raevski's Redoubt. His horse lagged behind the adjutant's +and jolted him at every step. + +"You don't seem to be used to riding, Count?" remarked the adjutant. + +"No it's not that, but her action seems so jerky," said Pierre in a +puzzled tone. + +"Why... she's wounded!" said the adjutant. "In the off foreleg above the +knee. A bullet, no doubt. I congratulate you, Count, on your baptism of +fire!" + +Having ridden in the smoke past the Sixth Corps, behind the artillery +which had been moved forward and was in action, deafening them with the +noise of firing, they came to a small wood. There it was cool and quiet, +with a scent of autumn. Pierre and the adjutant dismounted and walked up +the hill on foot. + +"Is the general here?" asked the adjutant on reaching the knoll. + +"He was here a minute ago but has just gone that way," someone told him, +pointing to the right. + +The adjutant looked at Pierre as if puzzled what to do with him now. + +"Don't trouble about me," said Pierre. "I'll go up onto the knoll if I +may?" + +"Yes, do. You'll see everything from there and it's less dangerous, and +I'll come for you." + +Pierre went to the battery and the adjutant rode on. They did not meet +again, and only much later did Pierre learn that he lost an arm that +day. + +The knoll to which Pierre ascended was that famous one afterwards known +to the Russians as the Knoll Battery or Raevski's Redoubt, and to the +French as la grande redoute, la fatale redoute, la redoute du centre, +around which tens of thousands fell, and which the French regarded as +the key to the whole position. + +This redoubt consisted of a knoll, on three sides of which trenches had +been dug. Within the entrenchment stood ten guns that were being fired +through openings in the earthwork. + +In line with the knoll on both sides stood other guns which also fired +incessantly. A little behind the guns stood infantry. When ascending +that knoll Pierre had no notion that this spot, on which small trenches +had been dug and from which a few guns were firing, was the most +important point of the battle. + +On the contrary, just because he happened to be there he thought it one +of the least significant parts of the field. + +Having reached the knoll, Pierre sat down at one end of a trench +surrounding the battery and gazed at what was going on around him with +an unconsciously happy smile. Occasionally he rose and walked about the +battery still with that same smile, trying not to obstruct the soldiers +who were loading, hauling the guns, and continually running past him +with bags and charges. The guns of that battery were being fired +continually one after another with a deafening roar, enveloping the +whole neighborhood in powder smoke. + +In contrast with the dread felt by the infantrymen placed in support, +here in the battery where a small number of men busy at their work were +separated from the rest by a trench, everyone experienced a common and +as it were family feeling of animation. + +The intrusion of Pierre's nonmilitary figure in a white hat made an +unpleasant impression at first. The soldiers looked askance at him with +surprise and even alarm as they went past him. The senior artillery +officer, a tall, long-legged, pockmarked man, moved over to Pierre as if +to see the action of the farthest gun and looked at him with curiosity. + +A young round-faced officer, quite a boy still and evidently only just +out of the Cadet College, who was zealously commanding the two guns +entrusted to him, addressed Pierre sternly. + +"Sir," he said, "permit me to ask you to stand aside. You must not be +here." + +The soldiers shook their heads disapprovingly as they looked at Pierre. +But when they had convinced themselves that this man in the white hat +was doing no harm, but either sat quietly on the slope of the trench +with a shy smile or, politely making way for the soldiers, paced up and +down the battery under fire as calmly as if he were on a boulevard, +their feeling of hostile distrust gradually began to change into a +kindly and bantering sympathy, such as soldiers feel for their dogs, +cocks, goats, and in general for the animals that live with the +regiment. The men soon accepted Pierre into their family, adopted him, +gave him a nickname ("our gentleman"), and made kindly fun of him among +themselves. + +A shell tore up the earth two paces from Pierre and he looked around +with a smile as he brushed from his clothes some earth it had thrown up. + +"And how's it you're not afraid, sir, really now?" a red-faced, broad- +shouldered soldier asked Pierre, with a grin that disclosed a set of +sound, white teeth. + +"Are you afraid, then?" said Pierre. + +"What else do you expect?" answered the soldier. "She has no mercy, you +know! When she comes spluttering down, out go your innards. One can't +help being afraid," he said laughing. + +Several of the men, with bright kindly faces, stopped beside Pierre. +They seemed not to have expected him to talk like anybody else, and the +discovery that he did so delighted them. + +"It's the business of us soldiers. But in a gentleman it's wonderful! +There's a gentleman for you!" + +"To your places!" cried the young officer to the men gathered round +Pierre. + +The young officer was evidently exercising his duties for the first or +second time and therefore treated both his superiors and the men with +great precision and formality. + +The booming cannonade and the fusillade of musketry were growing more +intense over the whole field, especially to the left where Bagration's +fleches were, but where Pierre was the smoke of the firing made it +almost impossible to distinguish anything. Moreover, his whole attention +was engrossed by watching the family circle--separated from all else-- +formed by the men in the battery. His first unconscious feeling of +joyful animation produced by the sights and sounds of the battlefield +was now replaced by another, especially since he had seen that soldier +lying alone in the hayfield. Now, seated on the slope of the trench, he +observed the faces of those around him. + +By ten o'clock some twenty men had already been carried away from the +battery; two guns were smashed and cannon balls fell more and more +frequently on the battery and spent bullets buzzed and whistled around. +But the men in the battery seemed not to notice this, and merry voices +and jokes were heard on all sides. + +"A live one!" shouted a man as a whistling shell approached. + +"Not this way! To the infantry!" added another with loud laughter, +seeing the shell fly past and fall into the ranks of the supports. + +"Are you bowing to a friend, eh?" remarked another, chaffing a peasant +who ducked low as a cannon ball flew over. + +Several soldiers gathered by the wall of the trench, looking out to see +what was happening in front. + +"They've withdrawn the front line, it has retired," said they, pointing +over the earthwork. + +"Mind your own business," an old sergeant shouted at them. "If they've +retired it's because there's work for them to do farther back." + +And the sergeant, taking one of the men by the shoulders, gave him a +shove with his knee. This was followed by a burst of laughter. + +"To the fifth gun, wheel it up!" came shouts from one side. + +"Now then, all together, like bargees!" rose the merry voices of those +who were moving the gun. + +"Oh, she nearly knocked our gentleman's hat off!" cried the red-faced +humorist, showing his teeth chaffing Pierre. "Awkward baggage!" he added +reproachfully to a cannon ball that struck a cannon wheel and a man's +leg. + +"Now then, you foxes!" said another, laughing at some militiamen who, +stooping low, entered the battery to carry away the wounded man. + +"So this gruel isn't to your taste? Oh, you crows! You're scared!" they +shouted at the militiamen who stood hesitating before the man whose leg +had been torn off. + +"There, lads... oh, oh!" they mimicked the peasants, "they don't like it +at all!" + +Pierre noticed that after every ball that hit the redoubt, and after +every loss, the liveliness increased more and more. + +As the flames of the fire hidden within come more and more vividly and +rapidly from an approaching thundercloud, so, as if in opposition to +what was taking place, the lightning of hidden fire growing more and +more intense glowed in the faces of these men. + +Pierre did not look out at the battlefield and was not concerned to know +what was happening there; he was entirely absorbed in watching this fire +which burned ever more brightly and which he felt was flaming up in the +same way in his own soul. + +At ten o'clock the infantry that had been among the bushes in front of +the battery and along the Kamenka streamlet retreated. From the battery +they could be seen running back past it carrying their wounded on their +muskets. A general with his suite came to the battery, and after +speaking to the colonel gave Pierre an angry look and went away again +having ordered the infantry supports behind the battery to lie down, so +as to be less exposed to fire. After this from amid the ranks of +infantry to the right of the battery came the sound of a drum and shouts +of command, and from the battery one saw how those ranks of infantry +moved forward. + +Pierre looked over the wall of the trench and was particularly struck by +a pale young officer who, letting his sword hang down, was walking +backwards and kept glancing uneasily around. + +The ranks of the infantry disappeared amid the smoke but their long- +drawn shout and rapid musketry firing could still be heard. A few +minutes later crowds of wounded men and stretcher-bearers came back from +that direction. Projectiles began to fall still more frequently in the +battery. Several men were lying about who had not been removed. Around +the cannon the men moved still more briskly and busily. No one any +longer took notice of Pierre. Once or twice he was shouted at for being +in the way. The senior officer moved with big, rapid strides from one +gun to another with a frowning face. The young officer, with his face +still more flushed, commanded the men more scrupulously than ever. The +soldiers handed up the charges, turned, loaded, and did their business +with strained smartness. They gave little jumps as they walked, as +though they were on springs. + +The stormcloud had come upon them, and in every face the fire which +Pierre had watched kindle burned up brightly. Pierre standing beside the +commanding officer. The young officer, his hand to his shako, ran up to +his superior. + +"I have the honor to report, sir, that only eight rounds are left. Are +we to continue firing?" he asked. + +"Grapeshot!" the senior shouted, without answering the question, looking +over the wall of the trench. + +Suddenly something happened: the young officer gave a gasp and bending +double sat down on the ground like a bird shot on the wing. Everything +became strange, confused, and misty in Pierre's eyes. + +One cannon ball after another whistled by and struck the earthwork, a +soldier, or a gun. Pierre, who had not noticed these sounds before, now +heard nothing else. On the right of the battery soldiers shouting +"Hurrah!" were running not forwards but backwards, it seemed to Pierre. + +A cannon ball struck the very end of the earth work by which he was +standing, crumbling down the earth; a black ball flashed before his eyes +and at the same instant plumped into something. Some militiamen who were +entering the battery ran back. + +"All with grapeshot!" shouted the officer. + +The sergeant ran up to the officer and in a frightened whisper informed +him (as a butler at dinner informs his master that there is no more of +some wine asked for) that there were no more charges. + +"The scoundrels! What are they doing?" shouted the officer, turning to +Pierre. + +The officer's face was red and perspiring and his eyes glittered under +his frowning brow. + +"Run to the reserves and bring up the ammunition boxes!" he yelled, +angrily avoiding Pierre with his eyes and speaking to his men. + +"I'll go," said Pierre. + +The officer, without answering him, strode across to the opposite side. + +"Don't fire.... Wait!" he shouted. + +The man who had been ordered to go for ammunition stumbled against +Pierre. + +"Eh, sir, this is no place for you," said he, and ran down the slope. + +Pierre ran after him, avoiding the spot where the young officer was +sitting. + +One cannon ball, another, and a third flew over him, falling in front, +beside, and behind him. Pierre ran down the slope. "Where am I going?" +he suddenly asked himself when he was already near the green ammunition +wagons. He halted irresolutely, not knowing whether to return or go on. +Suddenly a terrible concussion threw him backwards to the ground. At the +same instant he was dazzled by a great flash of flame, and immediately a +deafening roar, crackling, and whistling made his ears tingle. + +When he came to himself he was sitting on the ground leaning on his +hands; the ammunition wagons he had been approaching no longer existed, +only charred green boards and rags littered the scorched grass, and a +horse, dangling fragments of its shaft behind it, galloped past, while +another horse lay, like Pierre, on the ground, uttering prolonged and +piercing cries. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + +Beside himself with terror Pierre jumped up and ran back to the battery, +as to the only refuge from the horrors that surrounded him. + +On entering the earthwork he noticed that there were men doing something +there but that no shots were being fired from the battery. He had no +time to realize who these men were. He saw the senior officer lying on +the earth wall with his back turned as if he were examining something +down below and that one of the soldiers he had noticed before was +struggling forward shouting "Brothers!" and trying to free himself from +some men who were holding him by the arm. He also saw something else +that was strange. + +But he had not time to realize that the colonel had been killed, that +the soldier shouting "Brothers!" was a prisoner, and that another man +had been bayoneted in the back before his eyes, for hardly had he run +into the redoubt before a thin, sallow-faced, perspiring man in a blue +uniform rushed on him sword in hand, shouting something. Instinctively +guarding against the shock--for they had been running together at full +speed before they saw one another--Pierre put out his hands and seized +the man (a French officer) by the shoulder with one hand and by the +throat with the other. The officer, dropping his sword, seized Pierre by +his collar. + +For some seconds they gazed with frightened eyes at one another's +unfamiliar faces and both were perplexed at what they had done and what +they were to do next. "Am I taken prisoner or have I taken him +prisoner?" each was thinking. But the French officer was evidently more +inclined to think he had been taken prisoner because Pierre's strong +hand, impelled by instinctive fear, squeezed his throat ever tighter and +tighter. The Frenchman was about to say something, when just above their +heads, terrible and low, a cannon ball whistled, and it seemed to Pierre +that the French officer's head had been torn off, so swiftly had he +ducked it. + +Pierre too bent his head and let his hands fall. Without further thought +as to who had taken whom prisoner, the Frenchman ran back to the battery +and Pierre ran down the slope stumbling over the dead and wounded who, +it seemed to him, caught at his feet. But before he reached the foot of +the knoll he was met by a dense crowd of Russian soldiers who, +stumbling, tripping up, and shouting, ran merrily and wildly toward the +battery. (This was the attack for which Ermolov claimed the credit, +declaring that only his courage and good luck made such a feat possible: +it was the attack in which he was said to have thrown some St. George's +Crosses he had in his pocket into the battery for the first soldiers to +take who got there.) + +The French who had occupied the battery fled, and our troops shouting +"Hurrah!" pursued them so far beyond the battery that it was difficult +to call them back. + +The prisoners were brought down from the battery and among them was a +wounded French general, whom the officers surrounded. Crowds of wounded- +-some known to Pierre and some unknown--Russians and French, with faces +distorted by suffering, walked, crawled, and were carried on stretchers +from the battery. Pierre again went up onto the knoll where he had spent +over an hour, and of that family circle which had received him as a +member he did not find a single one. There were many dead whom he did +not know, but some he recognized. The young officer still sat in the +same way, bent double, in a pool of blood at the edge of the earth wall. +The red-faced man was still twitching, but they did not carry him away. + +Pierre ran down the slope once more. + +"Now they will stop it, now they will be horrified at what they have +done!" he thought, aimlessly going toward a crowd of stretcher bearers +moving from the battlefield. + +But behind the veil of smoke the sun was still high, and in front and +especially to the left, near Semenovsk, something seemed to be seething +in the smoke, and the roar of cannon and musketry did not diminish, but +even increased to desperation like a man who, straining himself, shrieks +with all his remaining strength. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + +The chief action of the battle of Borodino was fought within the seven +thousand feet between Borodino and Bagration's fleches. Beyond that +space there was, on the one side, a demonstration made by the Russians +with Uvarov's cavalry at midday, and on the other side, beyond Utitsa, +Poniatowski's collision with Tuchkov; but these two were detached and +feeble actions in comparison with what took place in the center of the +battlefield. On the field between Borodino and the fleches, beside the +wood, the chief action of the day took place on an open space visible +from both sides and was fought in the simplest and most artless way. + +The battle began on both sides with a cannonade from several hundred +guns. + +Then when the whole field was covered with smoke, two divisions, +Campan's and Dessaix's, advanced from the French right, while Murat's +troops advanced on Borodino from their left. + +From the Shevardino Redoubt where Napoleon was standing the fleches were +two thirds of a mile away, and it was more than a mile as the crow flies +to Borodino, so that Napoleon could not see what was happening there, +especially as the smoke mingling with the mist hid the whole locality. +The soldiers of Dessaix's division advancing against the fleches could +only be seen till they had entered the hollow that lay between them and +the fleches. As soon as they had descended into that hollow, the smoke +of the guns and musketry on the fleches grew so dense that it covered +the whole approach on that side of it. Through the smoke glimpses could +be caught of something black--probably men--and at times the glint of +bayonets. But whether they were moving or stationary, whether they were +French or Russian, could not be discovered from the Shevardino Redoubt. + +The sun had risen brightly and its slanting rays struck straight into +Napoleon's face as, shading his eyes with his hand, he looked at the +fleches. The smoke spread out before them, and at times it looked as if +the smoke were moving, at times as if the troops moved. Sometimes shouts +were heard through the firing, but it was impossible to tell what was +being done there. + +Napoleon, standing on the knoll, looked through a field glass, and in +its small circlet saw smoke and men, sometimes his own and sometimes +Russians, but when he looked again with the naked eye, he could not tell +where what he had seen was. + +He descended the knoll and began walking up and down before it. + +Occasionally he stopped, listened to the firing, and gazed intently at +the battlefield. + +But not only was it impossible to make out what was happening from where +he was standing down below, or from the knoll above on which some of his +generals had taken their stand, but even from the fleches themselves--in +which by this time there were now Russian and now French soldiers, +alternately or together, dead, wounded, alive, frightened, or maddened-- +even at those fleches themselves it was impossible to make out what was +taking place. There for several hours amid incessant cannon and musketry +fire, now Russians were seen alone, now Frenchmen alone, now infantry, +and now cavalry: they appeared, fired, fell, collided, not knowing what +to do with one another, screamed, and ran back again. + +From the battlefield adjutants he had sent out, and orderlies from his +marshals, kept galloping up to Napoleon with reports of the progress of +the action, but all these reports were false, both because it was +impossible in the heat of battle to say what was happening at any given +moment and because many of the adjutants did not go to the actual place +of conflict but reported what they had heard from others; and also +because while an adjutant was riding more than a mile to Napoleon +circumstances changed and the news he brought was already becoming +false. Thus an adjutant galloped up from Murat with tidings that +Borodino had been occupied and the bridge over the Kolocha was in the +hands of the French. The adjutant asked whether Napoleon wished the +troops to cross it? Napoleon gave orders that the troops should form up +on the farther side and wait. But before that order was given--almost as +soon in fact as the adjutant had left Borodino--the bridge had been +retaken by the Russians and burned, in the very skirmish at which Pierre +had been present at the beginning of the battle. + +An adjutant galloped up from the fleches with a pale and frightened face +and reported to Napoleon that their attack had been repulsed, Campan +wounded, and Davout killed; yet at the very time the adjutant had been +told that the French had been repulsed, the fleches had in fact been +recaptured by other French troops, and Davout was alive and only +slightly bruised. On the basis of these necessarily untrustworthy +reports Napoleon gave his orders, which had either been executed before +he gave them or could not be and were not executed. + +The marshals and generals, who were nearer to the field of battle but, +like Napoleon, did not take part in the actual fighting and only +occasionally went within musket range, made their own arrangements +without asking Napoleon and issued orders where and in what direction to +fire and where cavalry should gallop and infantry should run. But even +their orders, like Napoleon's, were seldom carried out, and then but +partially. For the most part things happened contrary to their orders. +Soldiers ordered to advance ran back on meeting grapeshot; soldiers +ordered to remain where they were, suddenly, seeing Russians +unexpectedly before them, sometimes rushed back and sometimes forward, +and the cavalry dashed without orders in pursuit of the flying Russians. +In this way two cavalry regiments galloped through the Semenovsk hollow +and as soon as they reached the top of the incline turned round and +galloped full speed back again. The infantry moved in the same way, +sometimes running to quite other places than those they were ordered to +go to. All orders as to where and when to move the guns, when to send +infantry to shoot or horsemen to ride down the Russian infantry--all +such orders were given by the officers on the spot nearest to the units +concerned, without asking either Ney, Davout, or Murat, much less +Napoleon. They did not fear getting into trouble for not fulfilling +orders or for acting on their own initiative, for in battle what is at +stake is what is dearest to man--his own life--and it sometimes seems +that safety lies in running back, sometimes in running forward; and +these men who were right in the heat of the battle acted according to +the mood of the moment. In reality, however, all these movements forward +and backward did not improve or alter the position of the troops. All +their rushing and galloping at one another did little harm, the harm of +disablement and death was caused by the balls and bullets that flew over +the fields on which these men were floundering about. As soon as they +left the place where the balls and bullets were flying about, their +superiors, located in the background, re-formed them and brought them +under discipline and under the influence of that discipline led them +back to the zone of fire, where under the influence of fear of death +they lost their discipline and rushed about according to the chance +promptings of the throng. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIV + +Napoleon's generals--Davout, Ney, and Murat, who were near that region +of fire and sometimes even entered it--repeatedly led into it huge +masses of well-ordered troops. But contrary to what had always happened +in their former battles, instead of the news they expected of the +enemy's flight, these orderly masses returned thence as disorganized and +terrified mobs. The generals re-formed them, but their numbers +constantly decreased. In the middle of the day Murat sent his adjutant +to Napoleon to demand reinforcements. + +Napoleon sat at the foot of the knoll, drinking punch, when Murat's +adjutant galloped up with an assurance that the Russians would be routed +if His Majesty would let him have another division. + +"Reinforcements?" said Napoleon in a tone of stern surprise, looking at +the adjutant--a handsome lad with long black curls arranged like Murat's +own--as though he did not understand his words. + +"Reinforcements!" thought Napoleon to himself. "How can they need +reinforcements when they already have half the army directed against a +weak, unentrenched Russian wing?" + +"Tell the King of Naples," said he sternly, "that it is not noon yet, +and I don't yet see my chessboard clearly. Go!..." + +The handsome boy adjutant with the long hair sighed deeply without +removing his hand from his hat and galloped back to where men were being +slaughtered. + +Napoleon rose and having summoned Caulaincourt and Berthier began +talking to them about matters unconnected with the battle. + +In the midst of this conversation, which was beginning to interest +Napoleon, Berthier's eyes turned to look at a general with a suite, who +was galloping toward the knoll on a lathering horse. It was Belliard. +Having dismounted he went up to the Emperor with rapid strides and in a +loud voice began boldly demonstrating the necessity of sending +reinforcements. He swore on his honor that the Russians were lost if the +Emperor would give another division. + +Napoleon shrugged his shoulders and continued to pace up and down +without replying. Belliard began talking loudly and eagerly to the +generals of the suite around him. + +"You are very fiery, Belliard," said Napoleon, when he again came up to +the general. "In the heat of a battle it is easy to make a mistake. Go +and have another look and then come back to me." + +Before Belliard was out of sight, a messenger from another part of the +battlefield galloped up. + +"Now then, what do you want?" asked Napoleon in the tone of a man +irritated at being continually disturbed. + +"Sire, the prince..." began the adjutant. + +"Asks for reinforcements?" said Napoleon with an angry gesture. + +The adjutant bent his head affirmatively and began to report, but the +Emperor turned from him, took a couple of steps, stopped, came back, and +called Berthier. + +"We must give reserves," he said, moving his arms slightly apart. "Who +do you think should be sent there?" he asked of Berthier (whom he +subsequently termed "that gosling I have made an eagle"). + +"Send Claparede's division, sire," replied Berthier, who knew all the +division's regiments, and battalions by heart. + +Napoleon nodded assent. + +The adjutant galloped to Claparede's division and a few minutes later +the Young Guards stationed behind the knoll moved forward. Napoleon +gazed silently in that direction. + +"No!" he suddenly said to Berthier. "I can't send Claparede. Send +Friant's division." + +Though there was no advantage in sending Friant's division instead of +Claparede's, and even an obvious inconvenience and delay in stopping +Claparede and sending Friant now, the order was carried out exactly. +Napoleon did not notice that in regard to his army he was playing the +part of a doctor who hinders by his medicines--a role he so justly +understood and condemned. + +Friant's division disappeared as the others had done into the smoke of +the battlefield. From all sides adjutants continued to arrive at a +gallop and as if by agreement all said the same thing. They all asked +for reinforcements and all said that the Russians were holding their +positions and maintaining a hellish fire under which the French army was +melting away. + +Napoleon sat on a campstool, wrapped in thought. + +M. de Beausset, the man so fond of travel, having fasted since morning, +came up to the Emperor and ventured respectfully to suggest lunch to His +Majesty. + +"I hope I may now congratulate Your Majesty on a victory?" said he. + +Napoleon silently shook his head in negation. Assuming the negation to +refer only to the victory and not to the lunch, M. de Beausset ventured +with respectful jocularity to remark that there is no reason for not +having lunch when one can get it. + +"Go away..." exclaimed Napoleon suddenly and morosely, and turned aside. + +A beatific smile of regret, repentance, and ecstasy beamed on M. de +Beausset's face and he glided away to the other generals. + +Napoleon was experiencing a feeling of depression like that of an ever- +lucky gambler who, after recklessly flinging money about and always +winning, suddenly just when he has calculated all the chances of the +game, finds that the more he considers his play the more surely he +loses. + +His troops were the same, his generals the same, the same preparations +had been made, the same dispositions, and the same proclamation courte +et energique, he himself was still the same: he knew that and knew that +he was now even more experienced and skillful than before. Even the +enemy was the same as at Austerlitz and Friedland--yet the terrible +stroke of his arm had supernaturally become impotent. + +All the old methods that had been unfailingly crowned with success: the +concentration of batteries on one point, an attack by reserves to break +the enemy's line, and a cavalry attack by "the men of iron," all these +methods had already been employed, yet not only was there no victory, +but from all sides came the same news of generals killed and wounded, of +reinforcements needed, of the impossibility of driving back the +Russians, and of disorganization among his own troops. + +Formerly, after he had given two or three orders and uttered a few +phrases, marshals and adjutants had come galloping up with +congratulations and happy faces, announcing the trophies taken, the +corps of prisoners, bundles of enemy eagles and standards, cannon and +stores, and Murat had only begged leave to loose the cavalry to gather +in the baggage wagons. So it had been at Lodi, Marengo, Arcola, Jena, +Austerlitz, Wagram, and so on. But now something strange was happening +to his troops. + +Despite news of the capture of the fleches, Napoleon saw that this was +not the same, not at all the same, as what had happened in his former +battles. He saw that what he was feeling was felt by all the men about +him experienced in the art of war. All their faces looked dejected, and +they all shunned one another's eyes--only a de Beausset could fail to +grasp the meaning of what was happening. + +But Napoleon with his long experience of war well knew the meaning of a +battle not gained by the attacking side in eight hours, after all +efforts had been expended. He knew that it was a lost battle and that +the least accident might now--with the fight balanced on such a strained +center--destroy him and his army. + +When he ran his mind over the whole of this strange Russian campaign in +which not one battle had been won, and in which not a flag, or cannon, +or army corps had been captured in two months, when he looked at the +concealed depression on the faces around him and heard reports of the +Russians still holding their ground--a terrible feeling like a nightmare +took possession of him, and all the unlucky accidents that might destroy +him occurred to his mind. The Russians might fall on his left wing, +might break through his center, he himself might be killed by a stray +cannon ball. All this was possible. In former battles he had only +considered the possibilities of success, but now innumerable unlucky +chances presented themselves, and he expected them all. Yes, it was like +a dream in which a man fancies that a ruffian is coming to attack him, +and raises his arm to strike that ruffian a terrible blow which he knows +should annihilate him, but then feels that his arm drops powerless and +limp like a rag, and the horror of unavoidable destruction seizes him in +his helplessness. + +The news that the Russians were attacking the left flank of the French +army aroused that horror in Napoleon. He sat silently on a campstool +below the knoll, with head bowed and elbows on his knees. Berthier +approached and suggested that they should ride along the line to +ascertain the position of affairs. + +"What? What do you say?" asked Napoleon. "Yes, tell them to bring me my +horse." + +He mounted and rode toward Semenovsk. + +Amid the powder smoke, slowly dispersing over the whole space through +which Napoleon rode, horses and men were lying in pools of blood, singly +or in heaps. Neither Napoleon nor any of his generals had ever before +seen such horrors or so many slain in such a small area. The roar of +guns, that had not ceased for ten hours, wearied the ear and gave a +peculiar significance to the spectacle, as music does to tableaux +vivants. Napoleon rode up the high ground at Semenovsk, and through the +smoke saw ranks of men in uniforms of a color unfamiliar to him. They +were Russians. + +The Russians stood in serried ranks behind Semenovsk village and its +knoll, and their guns boomed incessantly along their line and sent forth +clouds of smoke. It was no longer a battle: it was a continuous +slaughter which could be of no avail either to the French or the +Russians. Napoleon stopped his horse and again fell into the reverie +from which Berthier had aroused him. He could not stop what was going on +before him and around him and was supposed to be directed by him and to +depend on him, and from its lack of success this affair, for the first +time, seemed to him unnecessary and horrible. + +One of the generals rode up to Napoleon and ventured to offer to lead +the Old Guard into action. Ney and Berthier, standing near Napoleon, +exchanged looks and smiled contemptuously at this general's senseless +offer. + +Napoleon bowed his head and remained silent a long time. + +"At eight hundred leagues from France, I will not have my Guard +destroyed!" he said, and turning his horse rode back to Shevardino. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXV + +On the rug-covered bench where Pierre had seen him in the morning sat +Kutuzov, his gray head hanging, his heavy body relaxed. He gave no +orders, but only assented to or dissented from what others suggested. + +"Yes, yes, do that," he replied to various proposals. "Yes, yes: go, +dear boy, and have a look," he would say to one or another of those +about him; or, "No, don't, we'd better wait!" He listened to the reports +that were brought him and gave directions when his subordinates demanded +that of him; but when listening to the reports it seemed as if he were +not interested in the import of the words spoken, but rather in +something else--in the expression of face and tone of voice of those who +were reporting. By long years of military experience he knew, and with +the wisdom of age understood, that it is impossible for one man to +direct hundreds of thousands of others struggling with death, and he +knew that the result of a battle is decided not by the orders of a +commander-in-chief, nor the place where the troops are stationed, nor by +the number of cannon or of slaughtered men, but by that intangible force +called the spirit of the army, and he watched this force and guided it +in as far as that was in his power. + +Kutuzov's general expression was one of concentrated quiet attention, +and his face wore a strained look as if he found it difficult to master +the fatigue of his old and feeble body. + +At eleven o'clock they brought him news that the fleches captured by the +French had been retaken, but that Prince Bagration was wounded. Kutuzov +groaned and swayed his head. + +"Ride over to Prince Peter Ivanovich and find out about it exactly," he +said to one of his adjutants, and then turned to the Duke of Wurttemberg +who was standing behind him. + +"Will Your Highness please take command of the first army?" + +Soon after the duke's departure--before he could possibly have reached +Semenovsk--his adjutant came back from him and told Kutuzov that the +duke asked for more troops. + +Kutuzov made a grimace and sent an order to Dokhturov to take over the +command of the first army, and a request to the duke--whom he said he +could not spare at such an important moment--to return to him. When they +brought him news that Murat had been taken prisoner, and the staff +officers congratulated him, Kutuzov smiled. + +"Wait a little, gentlemen," said he. "The battle is won, and there is +nothing extraordinary in the capture of Murat. Still, it is better to +wait before we rejoice." + +But he sent an adjutant to take the news round the army. + +When Scherbinin came galloping from the left flank with news that the +French had captured the fleches and the village of Semenovsk, Kutuzov, +guessing by the sounds of the battle and by Scherbinin's looks that the +news was bad, rose as if to stretch his legs and, taking Scherbinin's +arm, led him aside. + +"Go, my dear fellow," he said to Ermolov, "and see whether something +can't be done." + +Kutuzov was in Gorki, near the center of the Russian position. The +attack directed by Napoleon against our left flank had been several +times repulsed. In the center the French had not got beyond Borodino, +and on their left flank Uvarov's cavalry had put the French to flight. + +Toward three o'clock the French attacks ceased. On the faces of all who +came from the field of battle, and of those who stood around him, +Kutuzov noticed an expression of extreme tension. He was satisfied with +the day's success--a success exceeding his expectations, but the old +man's strength was failing him. Several times his head dropped low as if +it were falling and he dozed off. Dinner was brought him. + +Adjutant General Wolzogen, the man who when riding past Prince Andrew +had said, "the war should be extended widely," and whom Bagration so +detested, rode up while Kutuzov was at dinner. Wolzogen had come from +Barclay de Tolly to report on the progress of affairs on the left flank. +The sagacious Barclay de Tolly, seeing crowds of wounded men running +back and the disordered rear of the army, weighed all the circumstances, +concluded that the battle was lost, and sent his favorite officer to the +commander in chief with that news. + +Kutuzov was chewing a piece of roast chicken with difficulty and glanced +at Wolzogen with eyes that brightened under their puckering lids. + +Wolzogen, nonchalantly stretching his legs, approached Kutuzov with a +half-contemptuous smile on his lips, scarcely touching the peak of his +cap. + +He treated his Serene Highness with a somewhat affected nonchalance +intended to show that, as a highly trained military man, he left it to +Russians to make an idol of this useless old man, but that he knew whom +he was dealing with. "Der alte Herr" (as in their own set the Germans +called Kutuzov) "is making himself very comfortable," thought Wolzogen, +and looking severely at the dishes in front of Kutuzov he began to +report to "the old gentleman" the position of affairs on the left flank +as Barclay had ordered him to and as he himself had seen and understood +it. + +"All the points of our position are in the enemy's hands and we cannot +dislodge them for lack of troops, the men are running away and it is +impossible to stop them," he reported. + +Kutuzov ceased chewing and fixed an astonished gaze on Wolzogen, as if +not understanding what was said to him. Wolzogen, noticing "the old +gentleman's" agitation, said with a smile: + +"I have not considered it right to conceal from your Serene Highness +what I have seen. The troops are in complete disorder..." + +"You have seen? You have seen?..." Kutuzov shouted. Frowning and rising +quickly, he went up to Wolzogen. + +"How... how dare you!..." he shouted, choking and making a threatening +gesture with his trembling arms: "How dare you, sir, say that to me? You +know nothing about it. Tell General Barclay from me that his information +is incorrect and that the real course of the battle is better known to +me, the commander-in-chief, than to him." + +Wolzogen was about to make a rejoinder, but Kutuzov interrupted him. + +"The enemy has been repulsed on the left and defeated on the right +flank. If you have seen amiss, sir, do not allow yourself to say what +you don't know! Be so good as to ride to General Barclay and inform him +of my firm intention to attack the enemy tomorrow," said Kutuzov +sternly. + +All were silent, and the only sound audible was the heavy breathing of +the panting old general. + +"They are repulsed everywhere, for which I thank God and our brave army! +The enemy is beaten, and tomorrow we shall drive him from the sacred +soil of Russia," said Kutuzov crossing himself, and he suddenly sobbed +as his eyes filled with tears. + +Wolzogen, shrugging his shoulders and curling his lips, stepped silently +aside, marveling at "the old gentleman's" conceited stupidity. + +"Ah, here he is, my hero!" said Kutuzov to a portly, handsome, dark- +haired general who was just ascending the knoll. + +This was Raevski, who had spent the whole day at the most important part +of the field of Borodino. + +Raevski reported that the troops were firmly holding their ground and +that the French no longer ventured to attack. + +After hearing him, Kutuzov said in French: + +"Then you do not think, like some others, that we must retreat?" + +"On the contrary, your Highness, in indecisive actions it is always the +most stubborn who remain victors," replied Raevski, "and in my +opinion..." + +"Kaysarov!" Kutuzov called to his adjutant. "Sit down and write out the +order of the day for tomorrow. And you," he continued, addressing +another, "ride along the line and announce that tomorrow we attack." + +While Kutuzov was talking to Raevski and dictating the order of the day, +Wolzogen returned from Barclay and said that General Barclay wished to +have written confirmation of the order the field marshal had given. + +Kutuzov, without looking at Wolzogen, gave directions for the order to +be written out which the former commander-in-chief, to avoid personal +responsibility, very judiciously wished to receive. + +And by means of that mysterious indefinable bond which maintains +throughout an army one and the same temper, known as "the spirit of the +army," and which constitutes the sinew of war, Kutuzov's words, his +order for a battle next day, immediately became known from one end of +the army to the other. + +It was far from being the same words or the same order that reached the +farthest links of that chain. The tales passing from mouth to mouth at +different ends of the army did not even resemble what Kutuzov had said, +but the sense of his words spread everywhere because what he said was +not the outcome of cunning calculations, but of a feeling that lay in +the commander-in-chief's soul as in that of every Russian. + +And on learning that tomorrow they were to attack the enemy, and hearing +from the highest quarters a confirmation of what they wanted to believe, +the exhausted, wavering men felt comforted and inspirited. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVI + +Prince Andrew's regiment was among the reserves which till after one +o'clock were stationed inactive behind Semenovsk, under heavy artillery +fire. Toward two o'clock the regiment, having already lost more than two +hundred men, was moved forward into a trampled oatfield in the gap +between Semenovsk and the Knoll Battery, where thousands of men perished +that day and on which an intense, concentrated fire from several hundred +enemy guns was directed between one and two o'clock. + +Without moving from that spot or firing a single shot the regiment here +lost another third of its men. From in front and especially from the +right, in the unlifting smoke the guns boomed, and out of the mysterious +domain of smoke that overlay the whole space in front, quick hissing +cannon balls and slow whistling shells flew unceasingly. At times, as if +to allow them a respite, a quarter of an hour passed during which the +cannon balls and shells all flew overhead, but sometimes several men +were torn from the regiment in a minute and the slain were continually +being dragged away and the wounded carried off. + +With each fresh blow less and less chance of life remained for those not +yet killed. The regiment stood in columns of battalion, three hundred +paces apart, but nevertheless the men were always in one and the same +mood. All alike were taciturn and morose. Talk was rarely heard in the +ranks, and it ceased altogether every time the thud of a successful shot +and the cry of "stretchers!" was heard. Most of the time, by their +officers' order, the men sat on the ground. One, having taken off his +shako, carefully loosened the gathers of its lining and drew them tight +again; another, rubbing some dry clay between his palms, polished his +bayonet; another fingered the strap and pulled the buckle of his +bandolier, while another smoothed and refolded his leg bands and put his +boots on again. Some built little houses of the tufts in the plowed +ground, or plaited baskets from the straw in the cornfield. All seemed +fully absorbed in these pursuits. When men were killed or wounded, when +rows of stretchers went past, when some troops retreated, and when great +masses of the enemy came into view through the smoke, no one paid any +attention to these things. But when our artillery or cavalry advanced or +some of our infantry were seen to move forward, words of approval were +heard on all sides. But the liveliest attention was attracted by +occurrences quite apart from, and unconnected with, the battle. It was +as if the minds of these morally exhausted men found relief in everyday, +commonplace occurrences. A battery of artillery was passing in front of +the regiment. The horse of an ammunition cart put its leg over a trace. +"Hey, look at the trace horse!... Get her leg out! She'll fall.... Ah, +they don't see it!" came identical shouts from the ranks all along the +regiment. Another time, general attention was attracted by a small brown +dog, coming heaven knows whence, which trotted in a preoccupied manner +in front of the ranks with tail stiffly erect till suddenly a shell fell +close by, when it yelped, tucked its tail between its legs, and darted +aside. Yells and shrieks of laughter rose from the whole regiment. But +such distractions lasted only a moment, and for eight hours the men had +been inactive, without food, in constant fear of death, and their pale +and gloomy faces grew ever paler and gloomier. + +Prince Andrew, pale and gloomy like everyone in the regiment, paced up +and down from the border of one patch to another, at the edge of the +meadow beside an oatfield, with head bowed and arms behind his back. +There was nothing for him to do and no orders to be given. Everything +went on of itself. The killed were dragged from the front, the wounded +carried away, and the ranks closed up. If any soldiers ran to the rear +they returned immediately and hastily. At first Prince Andrew, +considering it his duty to rouse the courage of the men and to set them +an example, walked about among the ranks, but he soon became convinced +that this was unnecessary and that there was nothing he could teach +them. All the powers of his soul, as of every soldier there, were +unconsciously bent on avoiding the contemplation of the horrors of their +situation. He walked along the meadow, dragging his feet, rustling the +grass, and gazing at the dust that covered his boots; now he took big +strides trying to keep to the footprints left on the meadow by the +mowers, then he counted his steps, calculating how often he must walk +from one strip to another to walk a mile, then he stripped the flowers +from the wormwood that grew along a boundary rut, rubbed them in his +palms, and smelled their pungent, sweetly bitter scent. Nothing remained +of the previous day's thoughts. He thought of nothing. He listened with +weary ears to the ever-recurring sounds, distinguishing the whistle of +flying projectiles from the booming of the reports, glanced at the +tiresomely familiar faces of the men of the first battalion, and waited. +"Here it comes... this one is coming our way again!" he thought, +listening to an approaching whistle in the hidden region of smoke. "One, +another! Again! It has hit...." He stopped and looked at the ranks. "No, +it has gone over. But this one has hit!" And again he started trying to +reach the boundary strip in sixteen paces. A whizz and a thud! Five +paces from him, a cannon ball tore up the dry earth and disappeared. A +chill ran down his back. Again he glanced at the ranks. Probably many +had been hit--a large crowd had gathered near the second battalion. + +"Adjutant!" he shouted. "Order them not to crowd together." + +The adjutant, having obeyed this instruction, approached Prince Andrew. +From the other side a battalion commander rode up. + +"Look out!" came a frightened cry from a soldier and, like a bird +whirring in rapid flight and alighting on the ground, a shell dropped +with little noise within two steps of Prince Andrew and close to the +battalion commander's horse. The horse first, regardless of whether it +was right or wrong to show fear, snorted, reared almost throwing the +major, and galloped aside. The horse's terror infected the men. + +"Lie down!" cried the adjutant, throwing himself flat on the ground. + +Prince Andrew hesitated. The smoking shell spun like a top between him +and the prostrate adjutant, near a wormwood plant between the field and +the meadow. + +"Can this be death?" thought Prince Andrew, looking with a quite new, +envious glance at the grass, the wormwood, and the streamlet of smoke +that curled up from the rotating black ball. "I cannot, I do not wish to +die. I love life--I love this grass, this earth, this air...." He +thought this, and at the same time remembered that people were looking +at him. + +"It's shameful, sir!" he said to the adjutant. "What..." + +He did not finish speaking. At one and the same moment came the sound of +an explosion, a whistle of splinters as from a breaking window frame, a +suffocating smell of powder, and Prince Andrew started to one side, +raising his arm, and fell on his chest. Several officers ran up to him. +From the right side of his abdomen, blood was welling out making a large +stain on the grass. + +The militiamen with stretchers who were called up stood behind the +officers. Prince Andrew lay on his chest with his face in the grass, +breathing heavily and noisily. + +"What are you waiting for? Come along!" + +The peasants went up and took him by his shoulders and legs, but he +moaned piteously and, exchanging looks, they set him down again. + +"Pick him up, lift him, it's all the same!" cried someone. + +They again took him by the shoulders and laid him on the stretcher. + +"Ah, God! My God! What is it? The stomach? That means death! My God!"-- +voices among the officers were heard saying. + +"It flew a hair's breadth past my ear," said the adjutant. + +The peasants, adjusting the stretcher to their shoulders, started +hurriedly along the path they had trodden down, to the dressing station. + +"Keep in step! Ah... those peasants!" shouted an officer, seizing by +their shoulders and checking the peasants, who were walking unevenly and +jolting the stretcher. + +"Get into step, Fedor... I say, Fedor!" said the foremost peasant. + +"Now that's right!" said the one behind joyfully, when he had got into +step. + +"Your excellency! Eh, Prince!" said the trembling voice of Timokhin, who +had run up and was looking down on the stretcher. + +Prince Andrew opened his eyes and looked up at the speaker from the +stretcher into which his head had sunk deep and again his eyelids +drooped. + +The militiamen carried Prince Andrew to the dressing station by the +wood, where wagons were stationed. The dressing station consisted of +three tents with flaps turned back, pitched at the edge of a birch wood. +In the wood, wagons and horses were standing. The horses were eating +oats from their movable troughs and sparrows flew down and pecked the +grains that fell. Some crows, scenting blood, flew among the birch trees +cawing impatiently. Around the tents, over more than five acres, +bloodstained men in various garbs stood, sat, or lay. Around the wounded +stood crowds of soldier stretcher-bearers with dismal and attentive +faces, whom the officers keeping order tried in vain to drive from the +spot. Disregarding the officers' orders, the soldiers stood leaning +against their stretchers and gazing intently, as if trying to comprehend +the difficult problem of what was taking place before them. From the +tents came now loud angry cries and now plaintive groans. Occasionally +dressers ran out to fetch water, or to point out those who were to be +brought in next. The wounded men awaiting their turn outside the tents +groaned, sighed, wept, screamed, swore, or asked for vodka. Some were +delirious. Prince Andrew's bearers, stepping over the wounded who had +not yet been bandaged, took him, as a regimental commander, close up to +one of the tents and there stopped, awaiting instructions. Prince Andrew +opened his eyes and for a long time could not make out what was going on +around him. He remembered the meadow, the wormwood, the field, the +whirling black ball, and his sudden rush of passionate love of life. Two +steps from him, leaning against a branch and talking loudly and +attracting general attention, stood a tall, handsome, black-haired +noncommissioned officer with a bandaged head. He had been wounded in the +head and leg by bullets. Around him, eagerly listening to his talk, a +crowd of wounded and stretcher-bearers was gathered. + +"We kicked him out from there so that he chucked everything, we grabbed +the King himself!" cried he, looking around him with eyes that glittered +with fever. "If only reserves had come up just then, lads, there +wouldn't have been nothing left of him! I tell you surely..." + +Like all the others near the speaker, Prince Andrew looked at him with +shining eyes and experienced a sense of comfort. "But isn't it all the +same now?" thought he. "And what will be there, and what has there been +here? Why was I so reluctant to part with life? There was something in +this life I did not and do not understand." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVII + +One of the doctors came out of the tent in a bloodstained apron, holding +a cigar between the thumb and little finger of one of his small +bloodstained hands, so as not to smear it. He raised his head and looked +about him, but above the level of the wounded men. He evidently wanted a +little respite. After turning his head from right to left for some time, +he sighed and looked down. + +"All right, immediately," he replied to a dresser who pointed Prince +Andrew out to him, and he told them to carry him into the tent. + +Murmurs arose among the wounded who were waiting. + +"It seems that even in the next world only the gentry are to have a +chance!" remarked one. + +Prince Andrew was carried in and laid on a table that had only just been +cleared and which a dresser was washing down. Prince Andrew could not +make out distinctly what was in that tent. The pitiful groans from all +sides and the torturing pain in his thigh, stomach, and back distracted +him. All he saw about him merged into a general impression of naked, +bleeding human bodies that seemed to fill the whole of the low tent, as +a few weeks previously, on that hot August day, such bodies had filled +the dirty pond beside the Smolensk road. Yes, it was the same flesh, the +same chair a canon, the sight of which had even then filled him with +horror, as by a presentiment. + +There were three operating tables in the tent. Two were occupied, and on +the third they placed Prince Andrew. For a little while he was left +alone and involuntarily witnessed what was taking place on the other two +tables. On the nearest one sat a Tartar, probably a Cossack, judging by +the uniform thrown down beside him. Four soldiers were holding him, and +a spectacled doctor was cutting into his muscular brown back. + +"Ooh, ooh, ooh!" grunted the Tartar, and suddenly lifting up his swarthy +snub-nosed face with its high cheekbones, and baring his white teeth, he +began to wriggle and twitch his body and utter piercing, ringing, and +prolonged yells. On the other table, round which many people were +crowding, a tall well-fed man lay on his back with his head thrown back. +His curly hair, its color, and the shape of his head seemed strangely +familiar to Prince Andrew. Several dressers were pressing on his chest +to hold him down. One large, white, plump leg twitched rapidly all the +time with a feverish tremor. The man was sobbing and choking +convulsively. Two doctors--one of whom was pale and trembling--were +silently doing something to this man's other, gory leg. When he had +finished with the Tartar, whom they covered with an overcoat, the +spectacled doctor came up to Prince Andrew, wiping his hands. + +He glanced at Prince Andrew's face and quickly turned away. + +"Undress him! What are you waiting for?" he cried angrily to the +dressers. + +His very first, remotest recollections of childhood came back to Prince +Andrew's mind when the dresser with sleeves rolled up began hastily to +undo the buttons of his clothes and undressed him. The doctor bent down +over the wound, felt it, and sighed deeply. Then he made a sign to +someone, and the torturing pain in his abdomen caused Prince Andrew to +lose consciousness. When he came to himself the splintered portions of +his thighbone had been extracted, the torn flesh cut away, and the wound +bandaged. Water was being sprinkled on his face. As soon as Prince +Andrew opened his eyes, the doctor bent over, kissed him silently on the +lips, and hurried away. + +After the sufferings he had been enduring, Prince Andrew enjoyed a +blissful feeling such as he had not experienced for a long time. All the +best and happiest moments of his life--especially his earliest +childhood, when he used to be undressed and put to bed, and when leaning +over him his nurse sang him to sleep and he, burying his head in the +pillow, felt happy in the mere consciousness of life--returned to his +memory, not merely as something past but as something present. + +The doctors were busily engaged with the wounded man the shape of whose +head seemed familiar to Prince Andrew: they were lifting him up and +trying to quiet him. + +"Show it to me.... Oh, ooh... Oh! Oh, ooh!" his frightened moans could +be heard, subdued by suffering and broken by sobs. + +Hearing those moans Prince Andrew wanted to weep. Whether because he was +dying without glory, or because he was sorry to part with life, or +because of those memories of a childhood that could not return, or +because he was suffering and others were suffering and that man near him +was groaning so piteously--he felt like weeping childlike, kindly, and +almost happy tears. + +The wounded man was shown his amputated leg stained with clotted blood +and with the boot still on. + +"Oh! Oh, ooh!" he sobbed, like a woman. + +The doctor who had been standing beside him, preventing Prince Andrew +from seeing his face, moved away. + +"My God! What is this? Why is he here?" said Prince Andrew to himself. + +In the miserable, sobbing, enfeebled man whose leg had just been +amputated, he recognized Anatole Kuragin. Men were supporting him in +their arms and offering him a glass of water, but his trembling, swollen +lips could not grasp its rim. Anatole was sobbing painfully. "Yes, it is +he! Yes, that man is somehow closely and painfully connected with me," +thought Prince Andrew, not yet clearly grasping what he saw before him. +"What is the connection of that man with my childhood and life?" he +asked himself without finding an answer. And suddenly a new unexpected +memory from that realm of pure and loving childhood presented itself to +him. He remembered Natasha as he had seen her for the first time at the +ball in 1810, with her slender neck and arms and with a frightened happy +face ready for rapture, and love and tenderness for her, stronger and +more vivid than ever, awoke in his soul. He now remembered the +connection that existed between himself and this man who was dimly +gazing at him through tears that filled his swollen eyes. He remembered +everything, and ecstatic pity and love for that man overflowed his happy +heart. + +Prince Andrew could no longer restrain himself and wept tender loving +tears for his fellow men, for himself, and for his own and their errors. + +"Compassion, love of our brothers, for those who love us and for those +who hate us, love of our enemies; yes, that love which God preached on +earth and which Princess Mary taught me and I did not understand--that +is what made me sorry to part with life, that is what remained for me +had I lived. But now it is too late. I know it!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVIII + +The terrible spectacle of the battlefield covered with dead and wounded, +together with the heaviness of his head and the news that some twenty +generals he knew personally had been killed or wounded, and the +consciousness of the impotence of his once mighty arm, produced an +unexpected impression on Napoleon who usually liked to look at the +killed and wounded, thereby, he considered, testing his strength of +mind. This day the horrible appearance of the battlefield overcame that +strength of mind which he thought constituted his merit and his +greatness. He rode hurriedly from the battlefield and returned to the +Shevardino knoll, where he sat on his campstool, his sallow face swollen +and heavy, his eyes dim, his nose red, and his voice hoarse, +involuntarily listening, with downcast eyes, to the sounds of firing. +With painful dejection he awaited the end of this action, in which he +regarded himself as a participant and which he was unable to arrest. A +personal, human feeling for a brief moment got the better of the +artificial phantasm of life he had served so long. He felt in his own +person the sufferings and death he had witnessed on the battlefield. The +heaviness of his head and chest reminded him of the possibility of +suffering and death for himself. At that moment he did not desire +Moscow, or victory, or glory (what need had he for any more glory?). The +one thing he wished for was rest, tranquillity, and freedom. But when he +had been on the Semenovsk heights the artillery commander had proposed +to him to bring several batteries of artillery up to those heights to +strengthen the fire on the Russian troops crowded in front of Knyazkovo. +Napoleon had assented and had given orders that news should be brought +to him of the effect those batteries produced. + +An adjutant came now to inform him that the fire of two hundred guns had +been concentrated on the Russians, as he had ordered, but that they +still held their ground. + +"Our fire is mowing them down by rows, but still they hold on," said the +adjutant. + +"They want more!..." said Napoleon in a hoarse voice. + +"Sire?" asked the adjutant who had not heard the remark. + +"They want more!" croaked Napoleon frowning. "Let them have it!" + +Even before he gave that order the thing he did not desire, and for +which he gave the order only because he thought it was expected of him, +was being done. And he fell back into that artificial realm of imaginary +greatness, and again--as a horse walking a treadmill thinks it is doing +something for itself--he submissively fulfilled the cruel, sad, gloomy, +and inhuman role predestined for him. + +And not for that day and hour alone were the mind and conscience +darkened of this man on whom the responsibility for what was happening +lay more than on all the others who took part in it. Never to the end of +his life could he understand goodness, beauty, or truth, or the +significance of his actions which were too contrary to goodness and +truth, too remote from everything human, for him ever to be able to +grasp their meaning. He could not disavow his actions, belauded as they +were by half the world, and so he had to repudiate truth, goodness, and +all humanity. + +Not only on that day, as he rode over the battlefield strewn with men +killed and maimed (by his will as he believed), did he reckon as he +looked at them how many Russians there were for each Frenchman and, +deceiving himself, find reason for rejoicing in the calculation that +there were five Russians for every Frenchman. Not on that day alone did +he write in a letter to Paris that "the battle field was superb," +because fifty thousand corpses lay there, but even on the island of St. +Helena in the peaceful solitude where he said he intended to devote his +leisure to an account of the great deeds he had done, he wrote: + +The Russian war should have been the most popular war of modern times: +it was a war of good sense, for real interests, for the tranquillity and +security of all; it was purely pacific and conservative. + +It was a war for a great cause, the end of uncertainties and the +beginning of security. A new horizon and new labors were opening out, +full of well-being and prosperity for all. The European system was +already founded; all that remained was to organize it. + +Satisfied on these great points and with tranquility everywhere, I too +should have had my Congress and my Holy Alliance. Those ideas were +stolen from me. In that reunion of great sovereigns we should have +discussed our interests like one family, and have rendered account to +the peoples as clerk to master. + +Europe would in this way soon have been, in fact, but one people, and +anyone who traveled anywhere would have found himself always in the +common fatherland. I should have demanded the freedom of all navigable +rivers for everybody, that the seas should be common to all, and that +the great standing armies should be reduced henceforth to mere guards +for the sovereigns. + +On returning to France, to the bosom of the great, strong, magnificent, +peaceful, and glorious fatherland, I should have proclaimed her +frontiers immutable; all future wars purely defensive, all +aggrandizement antinational. I should have associated my son in the +Empire; my dictatorship would have been finished, and his constitutional +reign would have begun. + +Paris would have been the capital of the world, and the French the envy +of the nations! + +My leisure then, and my old age, would have been devoted, in company +with the Empress and during the royal apprenticeship of my son, to +leisurely visiting, with our own horses and like a true country couple, +every corner of the Empire, receiving complaints, redressing wrongs, and +scattering public buildings and benefactions on all sides and +everywhere. + +Napoleon, predestined by Providence for the gloomy role of executioner +of the peoples, assured himself that the aim of his actions had been the +peoples' welfare and that he could control the fate of millions and by +the employment of power confer benefactions. + +"Of four hundred thousand who crossed the Vistula," he wrote further of +the Russian war, "half were Austrians, Prussians, Saxons, Poles, +Bavarians, Wurttembergers, Mecklenburgers, Spaniards, Italians, and +Neapolitans. The Imperial army, strictly speaking, was one third +composed of Dutch, Belgians, men from the borders of the Rhine, +Piedmontese, Swiss, Genevese, Tuscans, Romans, inhabitants of the +Thirty-second Military Division, of Bremen, of Hamburg, and so on: it +included scarcely a hundred and forty thousand who spoke French. The +Russian expedition actually cost France less than fifty thousand men; +the Russian army in its retreat from Vilna to Moscow lost in the various +battles four times more men than the French army; the burning of Moscow +cost the lives of a hundred thousand Russians who died of cold and want +in the woods; finally, in its march from Moscow to the Oder the Russian +army also suffered from the severity of the season; so that by the time +it reached Vilna it numbered only fifty thousand, and at Kalisch less +than eighteen thousand." + +He imagined that the war with Russia came about by his will, and the +horrors that occurred did not stagger his soul. He boldly took the whole +responsibility for what happened, and his darkened mind found +justification in the belief that among the hundreds of thousands who +perished there were fewer Frenchmen than Hessians and Bavarians. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIX + +Several tens of thousands of the slain lay in diverse postures and +various uniforms on the fields and meadows belonging to the Davydov +family and to the crown serfs--those fields and meadows where for +hundreds of years the peasants of Borodino, Gorki, Shevardino, and +Semenovsk had reaped their harvests and pastured their cattle. At the +dressing stations the grass and earth were soaked with blood for a space +of some three acres around. Crowds of men of various arms, wounded and +unwounded, with frightened faces, dragged themselves back to Mozhaysk +from the one army and back to Valuevo from the other. Other crowds, +exhausted and hungry, went forward led by their officers. Others held +their ground and continued to fire. + +Over the whole field, previously so gaily beautiful with the glitter of +bayonets and cloudlets of smoke in the morning sun, there now spread a +mist of damp and smoke and a strange acid smell of saltpeter and blood. +Clouds gathered and drops of rain began to fall on the dead and wounded, +on the frightened, exhausted, and hesitating men, as if to say: "Enough, +men! Enough! Cease... bethink yourselves! What are you doing?" + +To the men of both sides alike, worn out by want of food and rest, it +began equally to appear doubtful whether they should continue to +slaughter one another; all the faces expressed hesitation, and the +question arose in every soul: "For what, for whom, must I kill and be +killed?... You may go and kill whom you please, but I don't want to do +so anymore!" By evening this thought had ripened in every soul. At any +moment these men might have been seized with horror at what they were +doing and might have thrown up everything and run away anywhere. + +But though toward the end of the battle the men felt all the horror of +what they were doing, though they would have been glad to leave off, +some incomprehensible, mysterious power continued to control them, and +they still brought up the charges, loaded, aimed, and applied the match, +though only one artilleryman survived out of every three, and though +they stumbled and panted with fatigue, perspiring and stained with blood +and powder. The cannon balls flew just as swiftly and cruelly from both +sides, crushing human bodies, and that terrible work which was not done +by the will of a man but at the will of Him who governs men and worlds +continued. + +Anyone looking at the disorganized rear of the Russian army would have +said that, if only the French made one more slight effort, it would +disappear; and anyone looking at the rear of the French army would have +said that the Russians need only make one more slight effort and the +French would be destroyed. But neither the French nor the Russians made +that effort, and the flame of battle burned slowly out. + +The Russians did not make that effort because they were not attacking +the French. At the beginning of the battle they stood blocking the way +to Moscow and they still did so at the end of the battle as at the +beginning. But even had the aim of the Russians been to drive the French +from their positions, they could not have made this last effort, for all +the Russian troops had been broken up, there was no part of the Russian +army that had not suffered in the battle, and though still holding their +positions they had lost ONE HALF of their army. + +The French, with the memory of all their former victories during fifteen +years, with the assurance of Napoleon's invincibility, with the +consciousness that they had captured part of the battlefield and had +lost only a quarter of their men and still had their Guards intact, +twenty thousand strong, might easily have made that effort. The French +who had attacked the Russian army in order to drive it from its position +ought to have made that effort, for as long as the Russians continued to +block the road to Moscow as before, the aim of the French had not been +attained and all their efforts and losses were in vain. But the French +did not make that effort. Some historians say that Napoleon need only +have used his Old Guards, who were intact, and the battle would have +been won. To speak of what would have happened had Napoleon sent his +Guards is like talking of what would happen if autumn became spring. It +could not be. Napoleon did not give his Guards, not because he did not +want to, but because it could not be done. All the generals, officers, +and soldiers of the French army knew it could not be done, because the +flagging spirit of the troops would not permit it. + +It was not Napoleon alone who had experienced that nightmare feeling of +the mighty arm being stricken powerless, but all the generals and +soldiers of his army whether they had taken part in the battle or not, +after all their experience of previous battles--when after one tenth of +such efforts the enemy had fled--experienced a similar feeling of terror +before an enemy who, after losing HALF his men, stood as threateningly +at the end as at the beginning of the battle. The moral force of the +attacking French army was exhausted. Not that sort of victory which is +defined by the capture of pieces of material fastened to sticks, called +standards, and of the ground on which the troops had stood and were +standing, but a moral victory that convinces the enemy of the moral +superiority of his opponent and of his own impotence was gained by the +Russians at Borodino. The French invaders, like an infuriated animal +that has in its onslaught received a mortal wound, felt that they were +perishing, but could not stop, any more than the Russian army, weaker by +one half, could help swerving. By impetus gained, the French army was +still able to roll forward to Moscow, but there, without further effort +on the part of the Russians, it had to perish, bleeding from the mortal +wound it had received at Borodino. The direct consequence of the battle +of Borodino was Napoleon's senseless flight from Moscow, his retreat +along the old Smolensk road, the destruction of the invading army of +five hundred thousand men, and the downfall of Napoleonic France, on +which at Borodino for the first time the hand of an opponent of stronger +spirit had been laid. + +BOOK ELEVEN: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Absolute continuity of motion is not comprehensible to the human mind. +Laws of motion of any kind become comprehensible to man only when he +examines arbitrarily selected elements of that motion; but at the same +time, a large proportion of human error comes from the arbitrary +division of continuous motion into discontinuous elements. There is a +well known, so-called sophism of the ancients consisting in this, that +Achilles could never catch up with a tortoise he was following, in spite +of the fact that he traveled ten times as fast as the tortoise. By the +time Achilles has covered the distance that separated him from the +tortoise, the tortoise has covered one tenth of that distance ahead of +him: when Achilles has covered that tenth, the tortoise has covered +another one hundredth, and so on forever. This problem seemed to the +ancients insoluble. The absurd answer (that Achilles could never +overtake the tortoise) resulted from this: that motion was arbitrarily +divided into discontinuous elements, whereas the motion both of Achilles +and of the tortoise was continuous. + +By adopting smaller and smaller elements of motion we only approach a +solution of the problem, but never reach it. Only when we have admitted +the conception of the infinitely small, and the resulting geometrical +progression with a common ratio of one tenth, and have found the sum of +this progression to infinity, do we reach a solution of the problem. + +A modern branch of mathematics having achieved the art of dealing with +the infinitely small can now yield solutions in other more complex +problems of motion which used to appear insoluble. + +This modern branch of mathematics, unknown to the ancients, when dealing +with problems of motion admits the conception of the infinitely small, +and so conforms to the chief condition of motion (absolute continuity) +and thereby corrects the inevitable error which the human mind cannot +avoid when it deals with separate elements of motion instead of +examining continuous motion. + +In seeking the laws of historical movement just the same thing happens. +The movement of humanity, arising as it does from innumerable arbitrary +human wills, is continuous. + +To understand the laws of this continuous movement is the aim of +history. But to arrive at these laws, resulting from the sum of all +those human wills, man's mind postulates arbitrary and disconnected +units. The first method of history is to take an arbitrarily selected +series of continuous events and examine it apart from others, though +there is and can be no beginning to any event, for one event always +flows uninterruptedly from another. + +The second method is to consider the actions of some one man--a king or +a commander--as equivalent to the sum of many individual wills; whereas +the sum of individual wills is never expressed by the activity of a +single historic personage. + +Historical science in its endeavor to draw nearer to truth continually +takes smaller and smaller units for examination. But however small the +units it takes, we feel that to take any unit disconnected from others, +or to assume a beginning of any phenomenon, or to say that the will of +many men is expressed by the actions of any one historic personage, is +in itself false. + +It needs no critical exertion to reduce utterly to dust any deductions +drawn from history. It is merely necessary to select some larger or +smaller unit as the subject of observation--as criticism has every right +to do, seeing that whatever unit history observes must always be +arbitrarily selected. + +Only by taking infinitesimally small units for observation (the +differential of history, that is, the individual tendencies of men) and +attaining to the art of integrating them (that is, finding the sum of +these infinitesimals) can we hope to arrive at the laws of history. + +The first fifteen years of the nineteenth century in Europe present an +extraordinary movement of millions of people. Men leave their customary +pursuits, hasten from one side of Europe to the other, plunder and +slaughter one another, triumph and are plunged in despair, and for some +years the whole course of life is altered and presents an intensive +movement which first increases and then slackens. What was the cause of +this movement, by what laws was it governed? asks the mind of man. + +The historians, replying to this question, lay before us the sayings and +doings of a few dozen men in a building in the city of Paris, calling +these sayings and doings "the Revolution"; then they give a detailed +biography of Napoleon and of certain people favorable or hostile to him; +tell of the influence some of these people had on others, and say: that +is why this movement took place and those are its laws. + +But the mind of man not only refuses to believe this explanation, but +plainly says that this method of explanation is fallacious, because in +it a weaker phenomenon is taken as the cause of a stronger. The sum of +human wills produced the Revolution and Napoleon, and only the sum of +those wills first tolerated and then destroyed them. + +"But every time there have been conquests there have been conquerors; +every time there has been a revolution in any state there have been +great men," says history. And, indeed, human reason replies: every time +conquerors appear there have been wars, but this does not prove that the +conquerors caused the wars and that it is possible to find the laws of a +war in the personal activity of a single man. Whenever I look at my +watch and its hands point to ten, I hear the bells of the neighboring +church; but because the bells begin to ring when the hands of the clock +reach ten, I have no right to assume that the movement of the bells is +caused by the position of the hands of the watch. + +Whenever I see the movement of a locomotive I hear the whistle and see +the valves opening and wheels turning; but I have no right to conclude +that the whistling and the turning of wheels are the cause of the +movement of the engine. + +The peasants say that a cold wind blows in late spring because the oaks +are budding, and really every spring cold winds do blow when the oak is +budding. But though I do not know what causes the cold winds to blow +when the oak buds unfold, I cannot agree with the peasants that the +unfolding of the oak buds is the cause of the cold wind, for the force +of the wind is beyond the influence of the buds. I see only a +coincidence of occurrences such as happens with all the phenomena of +life, and I see that however much and however carefully I observe the +hands of the watch, and the valves and wheels of the engine, and the +oak, I shall not discover the cause of the bells ringing, the engine +moving, or of the winds of spring. To that I must entirely change my +point of view and study the laws of the movement of steam, of the bells, +and of the wind. History must do the same. And attempts in this +direction have already been made. + +To study the laws of history we must completely change the subject of +our observation, must leave aside kings, ministers, and generals, and +study the common, infinitesimally small elements by which the masses are +moved. No one can say in how far it is possible for man to advance in +this way toward an understanding of the laws of history; but it is +evident that only along that path does the possibility of discovering +the laws of history lie, and that as yet not a millionth part as much +mental effort has been applied in this direction by historians as has +been devoted to describing the actions of various kings, commanders, and +ministers and propounding the historians' own reflections concerning +these actions. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +The forces of a dozen European nations burst into Russia. The Russian +army and people avoided a collision till Smolensk was reached, and again +from Smolensk to Borodino. The French army pushed on to Moscow, its +goal, its impetus ever increasing as it neared its aim, just as the +velocity of a falling body increases as it approaches the earth. Behind +it were seven hundred miles of hunger-stricken, hostile country; ahead +were a few dozen miles separating it from its goal. Every soldier in +Napoleon's army felt this and the invasion moved on by its own momentum. + +The more the Russian army retreated the more fiercely a spirit of hatred +of the enemy flared up, and while it retreated the army increased and +consolidated. At Borodino a collision took place. Neither army was +broken up, but the Russian army retreated immediately after the +collision as inevitably as a ball recoils after colliding with another +having a greater momentum, and with equal inevitability the ball of +invasion that had advanced with such momentum rolled on for some +distance, though the collision had deprived it of all its force. + +The Russians retreated eighty miles--to beyond Moscow--and the French +reached Moscow and there came to a standstill. For five weeks after that +there was not a single battle. The French did not move. As a bleeding, +mortally wounded animal licks its wounds, they remained inert in Moscow +for five weeks, and then suddenly, with no fresh reason, fled back: they +made a dash for the Kaluga road, and (after a victory--for at Malo- +Yaroslavets the field of conflict again remained theirs) without +undertaking a single serious battle, they fled still more rapidly back +to Smolensk, beyond Smolensk, beyond the Berezina, beyond Vilna, and +farther still. + +On the evening of the twenty-sixth of August, Kutuzov and the whole +Russian army were convinced that the battle of Borodino was a victory. +Kutuzov reported so to the Emperor. He gave orders to prepare for a +fresh conflict to finish the enemy and did this not to deceive anyone, +but because he knew that the enemy was beaten, as everyone who had taken +part in the battle knew it. + +But all that evening and next day reports came in one after another of +unheard-of losses, of the loss of half the army, and a fresh battle +proved physically impossible. + +It was impossible to give battle before information had been collected, +the wounded gathered in, the supplies of ammunition replenished, the +slain reckoned up, new officers appointed to replace those who had been +killed, and before the men had had food and sleep. And meanwhile, the +very next morning after the battle, the French army advanced of itself +upon the Russians, carried forward by the force of its own momentum now +seemingly increased in inverse proportion to the square of the distance +from its aim. Kutuzov's wish was to attack next day, and the whole army +desired to do so. But to make an attack the wish to do so is not +sufficient, there must also be a possibility of doing it, and that +possibility did not exist. It was impossible not to retreat a day's +march, and then in the same way it was impossible not to retreat another +and a third day's march, and at last, on the first of September when the +army drew near Moscow--despite the strength of the feeling that had +arisen in all ranks--the force of circumstances compelled it to retire +beyond Moscow. And the troops retired one more, last, day's march, and +abandoned Moscow to the enemy. + +For people accustomed to think that plans of campaign and battles are +made by generals--as any one of us sitting over a map in his study may +imagine how he would have arranged things in this or that battle--the +questions present themselves: Why did Kutuzov during the retreat not do +this or that? Why did he not take up a position before reaching Fili? +Why did he not retire at once by the Kaluga road, abandoning Moscow? and +so on. People accustomed to think in that way forget, or do not know, +the inevitable conditions which always limit the activities of any +commander in chief. The activity of a commander-in-chief does not at all +resemble the activity we imagine to ourselves when we sit at ease in our +studies examining some campaign on the map, with a certain number of +troops on this and that side in a certain known locality, and begin our +plans from some given moment. A commander-in-chief is never dealing with +the beginning of any event--the position from which we always +contemplate it. The commander-in-chief is always in the midst of a +series of shifting events and so he never can at any moment consider the +whole import of an event that is occurring. Moment by moment the event +is imperceptibly shaping itself, and at every moment of this continuous, +uninterrupted shaping of events the commander-in-chief is in the midst +of a most complex play of intrigues, worries, contingencies, +authorities, projects, counsels, threats, and deceptions and is +continually obliged to reply to innumerable questions addressed to him, +which constantly conflict with one another. + +Learned military authorities quite seriously tell us that Kutuzov should +have moved his army to the Kaluga road long before reaching Fili, and +that somebody actually submitted such a proposal to him. But a commander +in chief, especially at a difficult moment, has always before him not +one proposal but dozens simultaneously. And all these proposals, based +on strategics and tactics, contradict each other. + +A commander-in-chief's business, it would seem, is simply to choose one +of these projects. But even that he cannot do. Events and time do not +wait. For instance, on the twenty-eighth it is suggested to him to cross +to the Kaluga road, but just then an adjutant gallops up from +Miloradovich asking whether he is to engage the French or retire. An +order must be given him at once, that instant. And the order to retreat +carries us past the turn to the Kaluga road. And after the adjutant +comes the commissary general asking where the stores are to be taken, +and the chief of the hospitals asks where the wounded are to go, and a +courier from Petersburg brings a letter from the sovereign which does +not admit of the possibility of abandoning Moscow, and the commander-in- +chief's rival, the man who is undermining him (and there are always not +merely one but several such), presents a new project diametrically +opposed to that of turning to the Kaluga road, and the commander-in- +chief himself needs sleep and refreshment to maintain his energy and a +respectable general who has been overlooked in the distribution of +rewards comes to complain, and the inhabitants of the district pray to +be defended, and an officer sent to inspect the locality comes in and +gives a report quite contrary to what was said by the officer previously +sent; and a spy, a prisoner, and a general who has been on +reconnaissance, all describe the position of the enemy's army +differently. People accustomed to misunderstand or to forget these +inevitable conditions of a commander-in-chief's actions describe to us, +for instance, the position of the army at Fili and assume that the +commander-in-chief could, on the first of September, quite freely decide +whether to abandon Moscow or defend it; whereas, with the Russian army +less than four miles from Moscow, no such question existed. When had +that question been settled? At Drissa and at Smolensk and most palpably +of all on the twenty-fourth of August at Shevardino and on the twenty- +sixth at Borodino, and each day and hour and minute of the retreat from +Borodino to Fili. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +When Ermolov, having been sent by Kutuzov to inspect the position, told +the field marshal that it was impossible to fight there before Moscow +and that they must retreat, Kutuzov looked at him in silence. + +"Give me your hand," said he and, turning it over so as to feel the +pulse, added: "You are not well, my dear fellow. Think what you are +saying!" + +Kutuzov could not yet admit the possibility of retreating beyond Moscow +without a battle. + +On the Poklonny Hill, four miles from the Dorogomilov gate of Moscow, +Kutuzov got out of his carriage and sat down on a bench by the roadside. +A great crowd of generals gathered round him, and Count Rostopchin, who +had come out from Moscow, joined them. This brilliant company separated +into several groups who all discussed the advantages and disadvantages +of the position, the state of the army, the plans suggested, the +situation of Moscow, and military questions generally. Though they had +not been summoned for the purpose, and though it was not so called, they +all felt that this was really a council of war. The conversations all +dealt with public questions. If anyone gave or asked for personal news, +it was done in a whisper and they immediately reverted to general +matters. No jokes, or laughter, or smiles even, were seen among all +these men. They evidently all made an effort to hold themselves at the +height the situation demanded. And all these groups, while talking among +themselves, tried to keep near the commander-in-chief (whose bench +formed the center of the gathering) and to speak so that he might +overhear them. The commander in chief listened to what was being said +and sometimes asked them to repeat their remarks, but did not himself +take part in the conversations or express any opinion. After hearing +what was being said by one or other of these groups he generally turned +away with an air of disappointment, as though they were not speaking of +anything he wished to hear. Some discussed the position that had been +chosen, criticizing not the position itself so much as the mental +capacity of those who had chosen it. Others argued that a mistake had +been made earlier and that a battle should have been fought two days +before. Others again spoke of the battle of Salamanca, which was +described by Crosart, a newly arrived Frenchman in a Spanish uniform. +(This Frenchman and one of the German princes serving with the Russian +army were discussing the siege of Saragossa and considering the +possibility of defending Moscow in a similar manner.) Count Rostopchin +was telling a fourth group that he was prepared to die with the city +train bands under the walls of the capital, but that he still could not +help regretting having been left in ignorance of what was happening, and +that had he known it sooner things would have been different.... A fifth +group, displaying the profundity of their strategic perceptions, +discussed the direction the troops would now have to take. A sixth group +was talking absolute nonsense. Kutuzov's expression grew more and more +preoccupied and gloomy. From all this talk he saw only one thing: that +to defend Moscow was a physical impossibility in the full meaning of +those words, that is to say, so utterly impossible that if any senseless +commander were to give orders to fight, confusion would result but the +battle would still not take place. It would not take place because the +commanders not merely all recognized the position to be impossible, but +in their conversations were only discussing what would happen after its +inevitable abandonment. How could the commanders lead their troops to a +field of battle they considered impossible to hold? The lower-grade +officers and even the soldiers (who too reason) also considered the +position impossible and therefore could not go to fight, fully convinced +as they were of defeat. If Bennigsen insisted on the position being +defended and others still discussed it, the question was no longer +important in itself but only as a pretext for disputes and intrigue. +This Kutuzov knew well. + +Bennigsen, who had chosen the position, warmly displayed his Russian +patriotism (Kutuzov could not listen to this without wincing) by +insisting that Moscow must be defended. His aim was as clear as daylight +to Kutuzov: if the defense failed, to throw the blame on Kutuzov who had +brought the army as far as the Sparrow Hills without giving battle; if +it succeeded, to claim the success as his own; or if battle were not +given, to clear himself of the crime of abandoning Moscow. But this +intrigue did not now occupy the old man's mind. One terrible question +absorbed him and to that question he heard no reply from anyone. The +question for him now was: "Have I really allowed Napoleon to reach +Moscow, and when did I do so? When was it decided? Can it have been +yesterday when I ordered Platov to retreat, or was it the evening +before, when I had a nap and told Bennigsen to issue orders? Or was it +earlier still?... When, when was this terrible affair decided? Moscow +must be abandoned. The army must retreat and the order to do so must be +given." To give that terrible order seemed to him equivalent to +resigning the command of the army. And not only did he love power to +which he was accustomed (the honours awarded to Prince Prozorovski, +under whom he had served in Turkey, galled him), but he was convinced +that he was destined to save Russia and that that was why, against the +Emperor's wish and by the will of the people, he had been chosen +commander-in-chief. He was convinced that he alone could maintain +command of the army in these difficult circumstances, and that in all +the world he alone could encounter the invincible Napoleon without fear, +and he was horrified at the thought of the order he had to issue. But +something had to be decided, and these conversations around him which +were assuming too free a character must be stopped. + +He called the most important generals to him. + +"My head, be it good or bad, must depend on itself," said he, rising +from the bench, and he rode to Fili where his carriages were waiting. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +The Council of War began to assemble at two in the afternoon in the +better and roomier part of Andrew Savostyanov's hut. The men, women, and +children of the large peasant family crowded into the back room across +the passage. Only Malasha, Andrew's six-year-old granddaughter whom his +Serene Highness had petted and to whom he had given a lump of sugar +while drinking his tea, remained on the top of the brick oven in the +larger room. Malasha looked down from the oven with shy delight at the +faces, uniforms, and decorations of the generals, who one after another +came into the room and sat down on the broad benches in the corner under +the icons. "Granddad" himself, as Malasha in her own mind called +Kutuzov, sat apart in a dark corner behind the oven. He sat, sunk deep +in a folding armchair, and continually cleared his throat and pulled at +the collar of his coat which, though it was unbuttoned, still seemed to +pinch his neck. Those who entered went up one by one to the field +marshal; he pressed the hands of some and nodded to others. His adjutant +Kaysarov was about to draw back the curtain of the window facing +Kutuzov, but the latter moved his hand angrily and Kaysarov understood +that his Serene Highness did not wish his face to be seen. + +Round the peasant's deal table, on which lay maps, plans, pencils, and +papers, so many people gathered that the orderlies brought in another +bench and put it beside the table. Ermolov, Kaysarov, and Toll, who had +just arrived, sat down on this bench. In the foremost place, immediately +under the icons, sat Barclay de Tolly, his high forehead merging into +his bald crown. He had a St. George's Cross round his neck and looked +pale and ill. He had been feverish for two days and was now shivering +and in pain. Beside him sat Uvarov, who with rapid gesticulations was +giving him some information, speaking in low tones as they all did. +Chubby little Dokhturov was listening attentively with eyebrows raised +and arms folded on his stomach. On the other side sat Count Ostermann- +Tolstoy, seemingly absorbed in his own thoughts. His broad head with its +bold features and glittering eyes was resting on his hand. Raevski, +twitching forward the black hair on his temples as was his habit, +glanced now at Kutuzov and now at the door with a look of impatience. +Konovnitsyn's firm, handsome, and kindly face was lit up by a tender, +sly smile. His glance met Malasha's, and the expression of his eyes +caused the little girl to smile. + +They were all waiting for Bennigsen, who on the pretext of inspecting +the position was finishing his savory dinner. They waited for him from +four till six o'clock and did not begin their deliberations all that +time but talked in low tones of other matters. + +Only when Bennigsen had entered the hut did Kutuzov leave his corner and +draw toward the table, but not near enough for the candles that had been +placed there to light up his face. + +Bennigsen opened the council with the question: "Are we to abandon +Russia's ancient and sacred capital without a struggle, or are we to +defend it?" A prolonged and general silence followed. There was a frown +on every face and only Kutuzov's angry grunts and occasional cough broke +the silence. All eyes were gazing at him. Malasha too looked at +"Granddad." She was nearest to him and saw how his face puckered; he +seemed about to cry, but this did not last long. + +"Russia's ancient and sacred capital!" he suddenly said, repeating +Bennigsen's words in an angry voice and thereby drawing attention to the +false note in them. "Allow me to tell you, your excellency, that that +question has no meaning for a Russian." (He lurched his heavy body +forward.) "Such a question cannot be put; it is senseless! The question +I have asked these gentlemen to meet to discuss is a military one. The +question is that of saving Russia. Is it better to give up Moscow +without a battle, or by accepting battle to risk losing the army as well +as Moscow? That is the question on which I want your opinion," and he +sank back in his chair. + +The discussion began. Bennigsen did not yet consider his game lost. +Admitting the view of Barclay and others that a defensive battle at Fili +was impossible, but imbued with Russian patriotism and the love of +Moscow, he proposed to move troops from the right to the left flank +during the night and attack the French right flank the following day. +Opinions were divided, and arguments were advanced for and against that +project. Ermolov, Dokhturov, and Raevski agreed with Bennigsen. Whether +feeling it necessary to make a sacrifice before abandoning the capital +or guided by other, personal considerations, these generals seemed not +to understand that this council could not alter the inevitable course of +events and that Moscow was in effect already abandoned. The other +generals, however, understood it and, leaving aside the question of +Moscow, spoke of the direction the army should take in its retreat. +Malasha, who kept her eyes fixed on what was going on before her, +understood the meaning of the council differently. It seemed to her that +it was only a personal struggle between "Granddad" and "Long-coat" as +she termed Bennigsen. She saw that they grew spiteful when they spoke to +one another, and in her heart she sided with "Granddad." In the midst of +the conversation she noticed "Granddad" give Bennigsen a quick, subtle +glance, and then to her joys he saw that "Granddad" said something to +"Long-coat" which settled him. Bennigsen suddenly reddened and paced +angrily up and down the room. What so affected him was Kutuzov's calm +and quiet comment on the advantage or disadvantage of Bennigsen's +proposal to move troops by night from the right to the left flank to +attack the French right wing. + +"Gentlemen," said Kutuzov, "I cannot approve of the count's plan. Moving +troops in close proximity to an enemy is always dangerous, and military +history supports that view. For instance..." Kutuzov seemed to reflect, +searching for an example, then with a clear, naive look at Bennigsen he +added: "Oh yes; take the battle of Friedland, which I think the count +well remembers, and which was... not fully successful, only because our +troops were rearranged too near the enemy..." + +There followed a momentary pause, which seemed very long to them all. + +The discussion recommenced, but pauses frequently occurred and they all +felt that there was no more to be said. + +During one of these pauses Kutuzov heaved a deep sigh as if preparing to +speak. They all looked at him. + +"Well, gentlemen, I see that it is I who will have to pay for the broken +crockery," said he, and rising slowly he moved to the table. "Gentlemen, +I have heard your views. Some of you will not agree with me. But I," he +paused, "by the authority entrusted to me by my Sovereign and country, +order a retreat." + +After that the generals began to disperse with the solemnity and +circumspect silence of people who are leaving, after a funeral. + +Some of the generals, in low tones and in a strain very different from +the way they had spoken during the council, communicated something to +their commander-in-chief. + +Malasha, who had long been expected for supper, climbed carefully +backwards down from the oven, her bare little feet catching at its +projections, and slipping between the legs of the generals she darted +out of the room. + +When he had dismissed the generals Kutuzov sat a long time with his +elbows on the table, thinking always of the same terrible question: +"When, when did the abandonment of Moscow become inevitable? When was +that done which settled the matter? And who was to blame for it?" + +"I did not expect this," said he to his adjutant Schneider when the +latter came in late that night. "I did not expect this! I did not think +this would happen." + +"You should take some rest, your Serene Highness," replied Schneider. + +"But no! They shall eat horseflesh yet, like the Turks!" exclaimed +Kutuzov without replying, striking the table with his podgy fist. "They +shall too, if only..." + + + + +CHAPTER V + +At that very time, in circumstances even more important than retreating +without a battle, namely the evacuation and burning of Moscow, +Rostopchin, who is usually represented as being the instigator of that +event, acted in an altogether different manner from Kutuzov. + +After the battle of Borodino the abandonment and burning of Moscow was +as inevitable as the retreat of the army beyond Moscow without fighting. + +Every Russian might have predicted it, not by reasoning but by the +feeling implanted in each of us and in our fathers. + +The same thing that took place in Moscow had happened in all the towns +and villages on Russian soil beginning with Smolensk, without the +participation of Count Rostopchin and his broadsheets. The people +awaited the enemy unconcernedly, did not riot or become excited or tear +anyone to pieces, but faced its fate, feeling within it the strength to +find what it should do at that most difficult moment. And as soon as the +enemy drew near the wealthy classes went away abandoning their property, +while the poorer remained and burned and destroyed what was left. + +The consciousness that this would be so and would always be so was and +is present in the heart of every Russian. And a consciousness of this, +and a foreboding that Moscow would be taken, was present in Russian +Moscow society in 1812. Those who had quitted Moscow already in July and +at the beginning of August showed that they expected this. Those who +went away, taking what they could and abandoning their houses and half +their belongings, did so from the latent patriotism which expresses +itself not by phrases or by giving one's children to save the fatherland +and similar unnatural exploits, but unobtrusively, simply, organically, +and therefore in the way that always produces the most powerful results. + +"It is disgraceful to run away from danger; only cowards are running +away from Moscow," they were told. In his broadsheets Rostopchin +impressed on them that to leave Moscow was shameful. They were ashamed +to be called cowards, ashamed to leave, but still they left, knowing it +had to be done. Why did they go? It is impossible to suppose that +Rostopchin had scared them by his accounts of horrors Napoleon had +committed in conquered countries. The first people to go away were the +rich educated people who knew quite well that Vienna and Berlin had +remained intact and that during Napoleon's occupation the inhabitants +had spent their time pleasantly in the company of the charming Frenchmen +whom the Russians, and especially the Russian ladies, then liked so +much. + +They went away because for Russians there could be no question as to +whether things would go well or ill under French rule in Moscow. It was +out of the question to be under French rule, it would be the worst thing +that could happen. They went away even before the battle of Borodino and +still more rapidly after it, despite Rostopchin's calls to defend Moscow +or the announcement of his intention to take the wonder-working icon of +the Iberian Mother of God and go to fight, or of the balloons that were +to destroy the French, and despite all the nonsense Rostopchin wrote in +his broadsheets. They knew that it was for the army to fight, and that +if it could not succeed it would not do to take young ladies and house +serfs to the Three Hills quarter of Moscow to fight Napoleon, and that +they must go away, sorry as they were to abandon their property to +destruction. They went away without thinking of the tremendous +significance of that immense and wealthy city being given over to +destruction, for a great city with wooden buildings was certain when +abandoned by its inhabitants to be burned. They went away each on his +own account, and yet it was only in consequence of their going away that +the momentous event was accomplished that will always remain the +greatest glory of the Russian people. The lady who, afraid of being +stopped by Count Rostopchin's orders, had already in June moved with her +Negroes and her women jesters from Moscow to her Saratov estate, with a +vague consciousness that she was not Bonaparte's servant, was really, +simply, and truly carrying out the great work which saved Russia. But +Count Rostopchin, who now taunted those who left Moscow and now had the +government offices removed; now distributed quite useless weapons to the +drunken rabble; now had processions displaying the icons, and now +forbade Father Augustin to remove icons or the relics of saints; now +seized all the private carts in Moscow and on one hundred and thirty-six +of them removed the balloon that was being constructed by Leppich; now +hinted that he would burn Moscow and related how he had set fire to his +own house; now wrote a proclamation to the French solemnly upbraiding +them for having destroyed his Orphanage; now claimed the glory of having +hinted that he would burn Moscow and now repudiated the deed; now +ordered the people to catch all spies and bring them to him, and now +reproached them for doing so; now expelled all the French residents from +Moscow, and now allowed Madame Aubert-Chalme (the center of the whole +French colony in Moscow) to remain, but ordered the venerable old +postmaster Klyucharev to be arrested and exiled for no particular +offense; now assembled the people at the Three Hills to fight the French +and now, to get rid of them, handed over to them a man to be killed and +himself drove away by a back gate; now declared that he would not +survive the fall of Moscow, and now wrote French verses in albums +concerning his share in the affair--this man did not understand the +meaning of what was happening but merely wanted to do something himself +that would astonish people, to perform some patriotically heroic feat; +and like a child he made sport of the momentous, and unavoidable event-- +the abandonment and burning of Moscow--and tried with his puny hand now +to speed and now to stay the enormous, popular tide that bore him along +with it. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Helene, having returned with the court from Vilna to Petersburg, found +herself in a difficult position. + +In Petersburg she had enjoyed the special protection of a grandee who +occupied one of the highest posts in the Empire. In Vilna she had formed +an intimacy with a young foreign prince. When she returned to Petersburg +both the magnate and the prince were there, and both claimed their +rights. Helene was faced by a new problem--how to preserve her intimacy +with both without offending either. + +What would have seemed difficult or even impossible to another woman did +not cause the least embarrassment to Countess Bezukhova, who evidently +deserved her reputation of being a very clever woman. Had she attempted +concealment, or tried to extricate herself from her awkward position by +cunning, she would have spoiled her case by acknowledging herself +guilty. But Helene, like a really great man who can do whatever he +pleases, at once assumed her own position to be correct, as she +sincerely believed it to be, and that everyone else was to blame. + +The first time the young foreigner allowed himself to reproach her, she +lifted her beautiful head and, half turning to him, said firmly: "That's +just like a man--selfish and cruel! I expected nothing else. A woman +sacrifices herself for you, she suffers, and this is her reward! What +right have you, monseigneur, to demand an account of my attachments and +friendships? He is a man who has been more than a father to me!" The +prince was about to say something, but Helene interrupted him. + +"Well, yes," said she, "it may be that he has other sentiments for me +than those of a father, but that is not a reason for me to shut my door +on him. I am not a man, that I should repay kindness with ingratitude! +Know, monseigneur, that in all that relates to my intimate feelings I +render account only to God and to my conscience," she concluded, laying +her hand on her beautiful, fully expanded bosom and looking up to +heaven. + +"But for heaven's sake listen to me!" + +"Marry me, and I will be your slave!" + +"But that's impossible." + +"You won't deign to demean yourself by marrying me, you..." said Helene, +beginning to cry. + +The prince tried to comfort her, but Helene, as if quite distraught, +said through her tears that there was nothing to prevent her marrying, +that there were precedents (there were up to that time very few, but she +mentioned Napoleon and some other exalted personages), that she had +never been her husband's wife, and that she had been sacrificed. + +"But the law, religion..." said the prince, already yielding. + +"The law, religion... What have they been invented for if they can't +arrange that?" said Helene. + +The prince was surprised that so simple an idea had not occurred to him, +and he applied for advice to the holy brethren of the Society of Jesus, +with whom he was on intimate terms. + +A few days later at one of those enchanting fetes which Helene gave at +her country house on the Stone Island, the charming Monsieur de Jobert, +a man no longer young, with snow white hair and brilliant black eyes, a +Jesuit a robe courte * was presented to her, and in the garden by the +light of the illuminations and to the sound of music talked to her for a +long time of the love of God, of Christ, of the Sacred Heart, and of the +consolations the one true Catholic religion affords in this world and +the next. Helene was touched, and more than once tears rose to her eyes +and to those of Monsieur de Jobert and their voices trembled. A dance, +for which her partner came to seek her, put an end to her discourse with +her future directeur de conscience, but the next evening Monsieur de +Jobert came to see Helene when she was alone, and after that often came +again. + + +* Lay member of the Society of Jesus. + +One day he took the countess to a Roman Catholic church, where she knelt +down before the altar to which she was led. The enchanting, middle-aged +Frenchman laid his hands on her head and, as she herself afterward +described it, she felt something like a fresh breeze wafted into her +soul. It was explained to her that this was la grace. + +After that a long-frocked abbe was brought to her. She confessed to him, +and he absolved her from her sins. Next day she received a box +containing the Sacred Host, which was left at her house for her to +partake of. A few days later Helene learned with pleasure that she had +now been admitted to the true Catholic Church and that in a few days the +Pope himself would hear of her and would send her a certain document. + +All that was done around her and to her at this time, all the attention +devoted to her by so many clever men and expressed in such pleasant, +refined ways, and the state of dove-like purity she was now in (she wore +only white dresses and white ribbons all that time) gave her pleasure, +but her pleasure did not cause her for a moment to forget her aim. And +as it always happens in contests of cunning that a stupid person gets +the better of cleverer ones, Helene--having realized that the main +object of all these words and all this trouble was, after converting her +to Catholicism, to obtain money from her for Jesuit institutions (as to +which she received indications)-before parting with her money insisted +that the various operations necessary to free her from her husband +should be performed. In her view the aim of every religion was merely to +preserve certain proprieties while affording satisfaction to human +desires. And with this aim, in one of her talks with her Father +Confessor, she insisted on an answer to the question, in how far was she +bound by her marriage? + +They were sitting in the twilight by a window in the drawing room. The +scent of flowers came in at the window. Helene was wearing a white +dress, transparent over her shoulders and bosom. The abbe, a well-fed +man with a plump, clean-shaven chin, a pleasant firm mouth, and white +hands meekly folded on his knees, sat close to Helene and, with a subtle +smile on his lips and a peaceful look of delight at her beauty, +occasionally glanced at her face as he explained his opinion on the +subject. Helene with an uneasy smile looked at his curly hair and his +plump, clean-shaven, blackish cheeks and every moment expected the +conversation to take a fresh turn. But the abbe, though he evidently +enjoyed the beauty of his companion, was absorbed in his mastery of the +matter. + +The course of the Father Confessor's arguments ran as follows: "Ignorant +of the import of what you were undertaking, you made a vow of conjugal +fidelity to a man who on his part, by entering the married state without +faith in the religious significance of marriage, committed an act of +sacrilege. That marriage lacked the dual significance it should have +had. Yet in spite of this your vow was binding. You swerved from it. +What did you commit by so acting? A venial, or a mortal, sin? A venial +sin, for you acted without evil intention. If now you married again with +the object of bearing children, your sin might be forgiven. But the +question is again a twofold one: firstly..." + +But suddenly Helene, who was getting bored, said with one of her +bewitching smiles: "But I think that having espoused the true religion I +cannot be bound by what a false religion laid upon me." + +The director of her conscience was astounded at having the case +presented to him thus with the simplicity of Columbus' egg. He was +delighted at the unexpected rapidity of his pupil's progress, but could +not abandon the edifice of argument he had laboriously constructed. + +"Let us understand one another, Countess," said he with a smile, and +began refuting his spiritual daughter's arguments. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Helene understood that the question was very simple and easy from the +ecclesiastical point of view, and that her directors were making +difficulties only because they were apprehensive as to how the matter +would be regarded by the secular authorities. + +So she decided that it was necessary to prepare the opinion of society. +She provoked the jealousy of the elderly magnate and told him what she +had told her other suitor; that is, she put the matter so that the only +way for him to obtain a right over her was to marry her. The elderly +magnate was at first as much taken aback by this suggestion of marriage +with a woman whose husband was alive, as the younger man had been, but +Helene's imperturbable conviction that it was as simple and natural as +marrying a maiden had its effect on him too. Had Helene herself shown +the least sign of hesitation, shame, or secrecy, her cause would +certainly have been lost; but not only did she show no signs of secrecy +or shame, on the contrary, with good-natured naivete she told her +intimate friends (and these were all Petersburg) that both the prince +and the magnate had proposed to her and that she loved both and was +afraid of grieving either. + +A rumor immediately spread in Petersburg, not that Helene wanted to be +divorced from her husband (had such a report spread many would have +opposed so illegal an intention) but simply that the unfortunate and +interesting Helene was in doubt which of the two men she should marry. +The question was no longer whether this was possible, but only which was +the better match and how the matter would be regarded at court. There +were, it is true, some rigid individuals unable to rise to the height of +such a question, who saw in the project a desecration of the sacrament +of marriage, but there were not many such and they remained silent, +while the majority were interested in Helene's good fortune and in the +question which match would be the more advantageous. Whether it was +right or wrong to remarry while one had a husband living they did not +discuss, for that question had evidently been settled by people "wiser +than you or me," as they said, and to doubt the correctness of that +decision would be to risk exposing one's stupidity and incapacity to +live in society. + +Only Marya Dmitrievna Akhrosimova, who had come to Petersburg that +summer to see one of her sons, allowed herself plainly to express an +opinion contrary to the general one. Meeting Helene at a ball she +stopped her in the middle of the room and, amid general silence, said in +her gruff voice: "So wives of living men have started marrying again! +Perhaps you think you have invented a novelty? You have been +forestalled, my dear! It was thought of long ago. It is done in all the +brothels," and with these words Marya Dmitrievna, turning up her wide +sleeves with her usual threatening gesture and glancing sternly round, +moved across the room. + +Though people were afraid of Marya Dmitrievna she was regarded in +Petersburg as a buffoon, and so of what she had said they only noticed, +and repeated in a whisper, the one coarse word she had used, supposing +the whole sting of her remark to lie in that word. + +Prince Vasili, who of late very often forgot what he had said and +repeated one and the same thing a hundred times, remarked to his +daughter whenever he chanced to see her: + +"Helene, I have a word to say to you," and he would lead her aside, +drawing her hand downward. "I have heard of certain projects +concerning... you know. Well my dear child, you know how your father's +heart rejoices to know that you... You have suffered so much.... But, my +dear child, consult only your own heart. That is all I have to say," and +concealing his unvarying emotion he would press his cheek against his +daughter's and move away. + +Bilibin, who had not lost his reputation of an exceedingly clever man, +and who was one of the disinterested friends so brilliant a woman as +Helene always has--men friends who can never change into lovers--once +gave her his view of the matter at a small and intimate gathering. + +"Listen, Bilibin," said Helene (she always called friends of that sort +by their surnames), and she touched his coat sleeve with her white, +beringed fingers. "Tell me, as you would a sister, what I ought to do. +Which of the two?" + +Bilibin wrinkled up the skin over his eyebrows and pondered, with a +smile on his lips. + +"You are not taking me unawares, you know," said he. "As a true friend, +I have thought and thought again about your affair. You see, if you +marry the prince"--he meant the younger man--and he crooked one finger, +"you forever lose the chance of marrying the other, and you will +displease the court besides. (You know there is some kind of +connection.) But if you marry the old count you will make his last days +happy, and as widow of the Grand... the prince would no longer be making +a mesalliance by marrying you," and Bilibin smoothed out his forehead. + +"That's a true friend!" said Helene beaming, and again touching +Bilibin's sleeve. "But I love them, you know, and don't want to distress +either of them. I would give my life for the happiness of them both." + +Bilibin shrugged his shoulders, as much as to say that not even he could +help in that difficulty. + +"Une maitresse-femme! * That's what is called putting things squarely. +She would like to be married to all three at the same time," thought he. + + +* A masterly woman. + +"But tell me, how will your husband look at the matter?" Bilibin asked, +his reputation being so well established that he did not fear to ask so +naive a question. "Will he agree?" + +"Oh, he loves me so!" said Helene, who for some reason imagined that +Pierre too loved her. "He will do anything for me." + +Bilibin puckered his skin in preparation for something witty. + +"Even divorce you?" said he. + +Helene laughed. + +Among those who ventured to doubt the justifiability of the proposed +marriage was Helene's mother, Princess Kuragina. She was continually +tormented by jealousy of her daughter, and now that jealousy concerned a +subject near to her own heart, she could not reconcile herself to the +idea. She consulted a Russian priest as to the possibility of divorce +and remarriage during a husband's lifetime, and the priest told her that +it was impossible, and to her delight showed her a text in the Gospel +which (as it seemed to him) plainly forbids remarriage while the husband +is alive. + +Armed with these arguments, which appeared to her unanswerable, she +drove to her daughter's early one morning so as to find her alone. + +Having listened to her mother's objections, Helene smiled blandly and +ironically. + +"But it says plainly: 'Whosoever shall marry her that is divorced...'" +said the old princess. + +"Ah, Maman, ne dites pas de betises. Vous ne comprenez rien. Dans ma +position j'ai des devoirs," * said Helene changing from Russian, in +which language she always felt that her case did not sound quite clear, +into French which suited it better. + + +* "Oh, Mamma, don't talk nonsense! You don't understand anything. In my +position I have obligations." + +"But, my dear...." + +"Oh, Mamma, how is it you don't understand that the Holy Father, who has +the right to grant dispensations..." + +Just then the lady companion who lived with Helene came in to announce +that His Highness was in the ballroom and wished to see her. + +"Non, dites-lui que je ne veux pas le voir, que je suis furieuse contre +lui, parce qu'il m'a manque parole." * + + +* "No, tell him I don't wish to see him, I am furious with him for not +keeping his word to me." + +"Comtesse, a tout peche misericorde," * said a fair-haired young man +with a long face and nose, as he entered the room. + + +* "Countess, there is mercy for every sin." + +The old princess rose respectfully and curtsied. The young man who had +entered took no notice of her. The princess nodded to her daughter and +sidled out of the room. + +"Yes, she is right," thought the old princess, all her convictions +dissipated by the appearance of His Highness. "She is right, but how is +it that we in our irrecoverable youth did not know it? Yet it is so +simple," she thought as she got into her carriage. + +By the beginning of August Helene's affairs were clearly defined and she +wrote a letter to her husband--who, as she imagined, loved her very +much--informing him of her intention to marry N.N. and of her having +embraced the one true faith, and asking him to carry out all the +formalities necessary for a divorce, which would be explained to him by +the bearer of the letter. + +And so I pray God to have you, my friend, in His holy and powerful +keeping--Your friend Helene. + +This letter was brought to Pierre's house when he was on the field of +Borodino. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Toward the end of the battle of Borodino, Pierre, having run down from +Raevski's battery a second time, made his way through a gully to +Knyazkovo with a crowd of soldiers, reached the dressing station, and +seeing blood and hearing cries and groans hurried on, still entangled in +the crowds of soldiers. + +The one thing he now desired with his whole soul was to get away quickly +from the terrible sensations amid which he had lived that day and return +to ordinary conditions of life and sleep quietly in a room in his own +bed. He felt that only in the ordinary conditions of life would he be +able to understand himself and all he had seen and felt. But such +ordinary conditions of life were nowhere to be found. + +Though shells and bullets did not whistle over the road along which he +was going, still on all sides there was what there had been on the field +of battle. There were still the same suffering, exhausted, and sometimes +strangely indifferent faces, the same blood, the same soldiers' +overcoats, the same sounds of firing which, though distant now, still +aroused terror, and besides this there were the foul air and the dust. + +Having gone a couple of miles along the Mozhaysk road, Pierre sat down +by the roadside. + +Dusk had fallen, and the roar of guns died away. Pierre lay leaning on +his elbow for a long time, gazing at the shadows that moved past him in +the darkness. He was continually imagining that a cannon ball was flying +toward him with a terrific whizz, and then he shuddered and sat up. He +had no idea how long he had been there. In the middle of the night three +soldiers, having brought some firewood, settled down near him and began +lighting a fire. + +The soldiers, who threw sidelong glances at Pierre, got the fire to burn +and placed an iron pot on it into which they broke some dried bread and +put a little dripping. The pleasant odor of greasy viands mingled with +the smell of smoke. Pierre sat up and sighed. The three soldiers were +eating and talking among themselves, taking no notice of him. + +"And who may you be?" one of them suddenly asked Pierre, evidently +meaning what Pierre himself had in mind, namely: "If you want to eat +we'll give you some food, only let us know whether you are an honest +man." + +"I, I..." said Pierre, feeling it necessary to minimize his social +position as much as possible so as to be nearer to the soldiers and +better understood by them. "By rights I am a militia officer, but my men +are not here. I came to the battle and have lost them." + +"There now!" said one of the soldiers. + +Another shook his head. + +"Would you like a little mash?" the first soldier asked, and handed +Pierre a wooden spoon after licking it clean. + +Pierre sat down by the fire and began eating the mash, as they called +the food in the cauldron, and he thought it more delicious than any food +he had ever tasted. As he sat bending greedily over it, helping himself +to large spoonfuls and chewing one after another, his face was lit up by +the fire and the soldiers looked at him in silence. + +"Where have you to go to? Tell us!" said one of them. + +"To Mozhaysk." + +"You're a gentleman, aren't you?" + +"Yes." + +"And what's your name?" + +"Peter Kirilych." + +"Well then, Peter Kirilych, come along with us, we'll take you there." + +In the total darkness the soldiers walked with Pierre to Mozhaysk. + +By the time they got near Mozhaysk and began ascending the steep hill +into the town, the cocks were already crowing. Pierre went on with the +soldiers, quite forgetting that his inn was at the bottom of the hill +and that he had already passed it. He would not soon have remembered +this, such was his state of forgetfulness, had he not halfway up the +hill stumbled upon his groom, who had been to look for him in the town +and was returning to the inn. The groom recognized Pierre in the +darkness by his white hat. + +"Your excellency!" he said. "Why, we were beginning to despair! How is +it you are on foot? And where are you going, please?" + +"Oh, yes!" said Pierre. + +The soldiers stopped. + +"So you've found your folk?" said one of them. "Well, good-by, Peter +Kirilych--isn't it?" + +"Good-bye, Peter Kirilych!" Pierre heard the other voices repeat. + +"Good-bye!" he said and turned with his groom toward the inn. + +"I ought to give them something!" he thought, and felt in his pocket. +"No, better not!" said another, inner voice. + +There was not a room to be had at the inn, they were all occupied. +Pierre went out into the yard and, covering himself up head and all, lay +down in his carriage. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Scarcely had Pierre laid his head on the pillow before he felt himself +falling asleep, but suddenly, almost with the distinctness of reality, +he heard the boom, boom, boom of firing, the thud of projectiles, groans +and cries, and smelled blood and powder, and a feeling of horror and +dread of death seized him. Filled with fright he opened his eyes and +lifted his head from under his cloak. All was tranquil in the yard. Only +someone's orderly passed through the gateway, splashing through the mud, +and talked to the innkeeper. Above Pierre's head some pigeons, disturbed +by the movement he had made in sitting up, fluttered under the dark roof +of the penthouse. The whole courtyard was permeated by a strong peaceful +smell of stable yards, delightful to Pierre at that moment. He could see +the clear starry sky between the dark roofs of two penthouses. + +"Thank God, there is no more of that!" he thought, covering up his head +again. "Oh, what a terrible thing is fear, and how shamefully I yielded +to it! But they... they were steady and calm all the time, to the +end..." thought he. + +They, in Pierre's mind, were the soldiers, those who had been at the +battery, those who had given him food, and those who had prayed before +the icon. They, those strange men he had not previously known, stood out +clearly and sharply from everyone else. + +"To be a soldier, just a soldier!" thought Pierre as he fell asleep, "to +enter communal life completely, to be imbued by what makes them what +they are. But how cast off all the superfluous, devilish burden of my +outer man? There was a time when I could have done it. I could have run +away from my father, as I wanted to. Or I might have been sent to serve +as a soldier after the duel with Dolokhov." And the memory of the dinner +at the English Club when he had challenged Dolokhov flashed through +Pierre's mind, and then he remembered his benefactor at Torzhok. And now +a picture of a solemn meeting of the lodge presented itself to his mind. +It was taking place at the English Club and someone near and dear to him +sat at the end of the table. "Yes, that is he! It is my benefactor. But +he died!" thought Pierre. "Yes, he died, and I did not know he was +alive. How sorry I am that he died, and how glad I am that he is alive +again!" On one side of the table sat Anatole, Dolokhov, Nesvitski, +Denisov, and others like them (in his dream the category to which these +men belonged was as clearly defined in his mind as the category of those +he termed they), and he heard those people, Anatole and Dolokhov, +shouting and singing loudly; yet through their shouting the voice of his +benefactor was heard speaking all the time and the sound of his words +was as weighty and uninterrupted as the booming on the battlefield, but +pleasant and comforting. Pierre did not understand what his benefactor +was saying, but he knew (the categories of thoughts were also quite +distinct in his dream) that he was talking of goodness and the +possibility of being what they were. And they with their simple, kind, +firm faces surrounded his benefactor on all sides. But though they were +kindly they did not look at Pierre and did not know him. Wishing to +speak and to attract their attention, he got up, but at that moment his +legs grew cold and bare. + +He felt ashamed, and with one arm covered his legs from which his cloak +had in fact slipped. For a moment as he was rearranging his cloak Pierre +opened his eyes and saw the same penthouse roofs, posts, and yard, but +now they were all bluish, lit up, and glittering with frost or dew. + +"It is dawn," thought Pierre. "But that's not what I want. I want to +hear and understand my benefactor's words." Again he covered himself up +with his cloak, but now neither the lodge nor his benefactor was there. +There were only thoughts clearly expressed in words, thoughts that +someone was uttering or that he himself was formulating. + +Afterwards when he recalled those thoughts Pierre was convinced that +someone outside himself had spoken them, though the impressions of that +day had evoked them. He had never, it seemed to him, been able to think +and express his thoughts like that when awake. + +"To endure war is the most difficult subordination of man's freedom to +the law of God," the voice had said. "Simplicity is submission to the +will of God; you cannot escape from Him. And they are simple. They do +not talk, but act. The spoken word is silver but the unspoken is golden. +Man can be master of nothing while he fears death, but he who does not +fear it possesses all. If there were no suffering, man would not know +his limitations, would not know himself. The hardest thing (Pierre went +on thinking, or hearing, in his dream) is to be able in your soul to +unite the meaning of all. To unite all?" he asked himself. "No, not to +unite. Thoughts cannot be united, but to harness all these thoughts +together is what we need! Yes, one must harness them, must harness +them!" he repeated to himself with inward rapture, feeling that these +words and they alone expressed what he wanted to say and solved the +question that tormented him. + +"Yes, one must harness, it is time to harness." + +"Time to harness, time to harness, your excellency! Your excellency!" +some voice was repeating. "We must harness, it is time to harness...." + +It was the voice of the groom, trying to wake him. The sun shone +straight into Pierre's face. He glanced at the dirty innyard in the +middle of which soldiers were watering their lean horses at the pump +while carts were passing out of the gate. Pierre turned away with +repugnance, and closing his eyes quickly fell back on the carriage seat. +"No, I don't want that, I don't want to see and understand that. I want +to understand what was revealing itself to me in my dream. One second +more and I should have understood it all! But what am I to do? Harness, +but how can I harness everything?" and Pierre felt with horror that the +meaning of all he had seen and thought in the dream had been destroyed. + +The groom, the coachman, and the innkeeper told Pierre that an officer +had come with news that the French were already near Mozhaysk and that +our men were leaving it. + +Pierre got up and, having told them to harness and overtake him, went on +foot through the town. + +The troops were moving on, leaving about ten thousand wounded behind +them. There were wounded in the yards, at the windows of the houses, and +the streets were crowded with them. In the streets, around carts that +were to take some of the wounded away, shouts, curses, and blows could +be heard. Pierre offered the use of his carriage, which had overtaken +him, to a wounded general he knew, and drove with him to Moscow. On the +way Pierre was told of the death of his brother-in-law Anatole and of +that of Prince Andrew. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +On the thirteenth of August Pierre reached Moscow. Close to the gates of +the city he was met by Count Rostopchin's adjutant. + +"We have been looking for you everywhere," said the adjutant. "The count +wants to see you particularly. He asks you to come to him at once on a +very important matter." + +Without going home, Pierre took a cab and drove to see the Moscow +commander-in-chief. + +Count Rostopchin had only that morning returned to town from his summer +villa at Sokolniki. The anteroom and reception room of his house were +full of officials who had been summoned or had come for orders. +Vasilchikov and Platov had already seen the count and explained to him +that it was impossible to defend Moscow and that it would have to be +surrendered. Though this news was being concealed from the inhabitants, +the officials--the heads of the various government departments--knew +that Moscow would soon be in the enemy's hands, just as Count Rostopchin +himself knew it, and to escape personal responsibility they had all come +to the governor to ask how they were to deal with their various +departments. + +As Pierre was entering the reception room a courier from the army came +out of Rostopchin's private room. + +In answer to questions with which he was greeted, the courier made a +despairing gesture with his hand and passed through the room. + +While waiting in the reception room Pierre with weary eyes watched the +various officials, old and young, military and civilian, who were there. +They all seemed dissatisfied and uneasy. Pierre went up to a group of +men, one of whom he knew. After greeting Pierre they continued their +conversation. + +"If they're sent out and brought back again later on it will do no harm, +but as things are now one can't answer for anything." + +"But you see what he writes..." said another, pointing to a printed +sheet he held in his hand. + +"That's another matter. That's necessary for the people," said the +first. + +"What is it?" asked Pierre. + +"Oh, it's a fresh broadsheet." + +Pierre took it and began reading. + +His Serene Highness has passed through Mozhaysk in order to join up with +the troops moving toward him and has taken up a strong position where +the enemy will not soon attack him. Forty eight guns with ammunition +have been sent him from here, and his Serene Highness says he will +defend Moscow to the last drop of blood and is even ready to fight in +the streets. Do not be upset, brothers, that the law courts are closed; +things have to be put in order, and we will deal with villains in our +own way! When the time comes I shall want both town and peasant lads and +will raise the cry a day or two beforehand, but they are not wanted yet +so I hold my peace. An ax will be useful, a hunting spear not bad, but a +three-pronged fork will be best of all: a Frenchman is no heavier than a +sheaf of rye. Tomorrow after dinner I shall take the Iberian icon of the +Mother of God to the wounded in the Catherine Hospital where we will +have some water blessed. That will help them to get well quicker. I, +too, am well now: one of my eyes was sore but now I am on the lookout +with both. + +"But military men have told me that it is impossible to fight in the +town," said Pierre, "and that the position..." + +"Well, of course! That's what we were saying," replied the first +speaker. + +"And what does he mean by 'One of my eyes was sore but now I am on the +lookout with both'?" asked Pierre. + +"The count had a sty," replied the adjutant smiling, "and was very much +upset when I told him people had come to ask what was the matter with +him. By the by, Count," he added suddenly, addressing Pierre with a +smile, "we heard that you have family troubles and that the countess, +your wife..." + +"I have heard nothing," Pierre replied unconcernedly. "But what have you +heard?" + +"Oh, well, you know people often invent things. I only say what I +heard." + +"But what did you hear?" + +"Well, they say," continued the adjutant with the same smile, "that the +countess, your wife, is preparing to go abroad. I expect it's +nonsense...." + +"Possibly," remarked Pierre, looking about him absent-mindedly. "And who +is that?" he asked, indicating a short old man in a clean blue peasant +overcoat, with a big snow-white beard and eyebrows and a ruddy face. + +"He? That's a tradesman, that is to say, he's the restaurant keeper, +Vereshchagin. Perhaps you have heard of that affair with the +proclamation." + +"Oh, so that is Vereshchagin!" said Pierre, looking at the firm, calm +face of the old man and seeking any indication of his being a traitor. + +"That's not he himself, that's the father of the fellow who wrote the +proclamation," said the adjutant. "The young man is in prison and I +expect it will go hard with him." + +An old gentleman wearing a star and another official, a German wearing a +cross round his neck, approached the speaker. + + +"It's a complicated story, you know," said the adjutant. "That +proclamation appeared about two months ago. The count was informed of +it. He gave orders to investigate the matter. Gabriel Ivanovich here +made the inquiries. The proclamation had passed through exactly sixty- +three hands. He asked one, 'From whom did you get it?' 'From so-and-so.' +He went to the next one. 'From whom did you get it?' and so on till he +reached Vereshchagin, a half educated tradesman, you know, 'a pet of a +trader,'" said the adjutant smiling. "They asked him, 'Who gave it you?' +And the point is that we knew whom he had it from. He could only have +had it from the Postmaster. But evidently they had come to some +understanding. He replied: 'From no one; I made it up myself.' They +threatened and questioned him, but he stuck to that: 'I made it up +myself.' And so it was reported to the count, who sent for the man. +'From whom did you get the proclamation?' 'I wrote it myself.' Well, you +know the count," said the adjutant cheerfully, with a smile of pride, +"he flared up dreadfully--and just think of the fellow's audacity, +lying, and obstinacy!" + +"And the count wanted him to say it was from Klyucharev? I understand!" +said Pierre. + +"Not at all," rejoined the adjutant in dismay. "Klyucharev had his own +sins to answer for without that and that is why he has been banished. +But the point is that the count was much annoyed. 'How could you have +written it yourself?' said he, and he took up the Hamburg Gazette that +was lying on the table. 'Here it is! You did not write it yourself but +translated it, and translated it abominably, because you don't even know +French, you fool.' And what do you think? 'No,' said he, 'I have not +read any papers, I made it up myself.' 'If that's so, you're a traitor +and I'll have you tried, and you'll be hanged! Say from whom you had +it.' 'I have seen no papers, I made it up myself.' And that was the end +of it. The count had the father fetched, but the fellow stuck to it. He +was sent for trial and condemned to hard labor, I believe. Now the +father has come to intercede for him. But he's a good-for-nothing lad! +You know that sort of tradesman's son, a dandy and lady-killer. He +attended some lectures somewhere and imagines that the devil is no match +for him. That's the sort of fellow he is. His father keeps a cookshop +here by the Stone Bridge, and you know there was a large icon of God +Almighty painted with a scepter in one hand and an orb in the other. +Well, he took that icon home with him for a few days and what did he do? +He found some scoundrel of a painter..." + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +In the middle of this fresh tale Pierre was summoned to the commander in +chief. + +When he entered the private room Count Rostopchin, puckering his face, +was rubbing his forehead and eyes with his hand. A short man was saying +something, but when Pierre entered he stopped speaking and went out. + +"Ah, how do you do, great warrior?" said Rostopchin as soon as the short +man had left the room. "We have heard of your prowess. But that's not +the point. Between ourselves, mon cher, do you belong to the Masons?" he +went on severely, as though there were something wrong about it which he +nevertheless intended to pardon. Pierre remained silent. "I am well +informed, my friend, but I am aware that there are Masons and I hope +that you are not one of those who on pretense of saving mankind wish to +ruin Russia." + +"Yes, I am a Mason," Pierre replied. + +"There, you see, mon cher! I expect you know that Messrs. Speranski and +Magnitski have been deported to their proper place. Mr. Klyucharev has +been treated in the same way, and so have others who on the plea of +building up the temple of Solomon have tried to destroy the temple of +their fatherland. You can understand that there are reasons for this and +that I could not have exiled the Postmaster had he not been a harmful +person. It has now come to my knowledge that you lent him your carriage +for his removal from town, and that you have even accepted papers from +him for safe custody. I like you and don't wish you any harm and--as you +are only half my age--I advise you, as a father would, to cease all +communication with men of that stamp and to leave here as soon as +possible." + +"But what did Klyucharev do wrong, Count?" asked Pierre. + +"That is for me to know, but not for you to ask," shouted Rostopchin. + +"If he is accused of circulating Napoleon's proclamation it is not +proved that he did so," said Pierre without looking at Rostopchin, "and +Vereshchagin..." + +"There we are!" Rostopchin shouted at Pierre louder than before, +frowning suddenly. "Vereshchagin is a renegade and a traitor who will be +punished as he deserves," said he with the vindictive heat with which +people speak when recalling an insult. "But I did not summon you to +discuss my actions, but to give you advice--or an order if you prefer +it. I beg you to leave the town and break off all communication with +such men as Klyucharev. And I will knock the nonsense out of anybody"-- +but probably realizing that he was shouting at Bezukhov who so far was +not guilty of anything, he added, taking Pierre's hand in a friendly +manner, "We are on the eve of a public disaster and I haven't time to be +polite to everybody who has business with me. My head is sometimes in a +whirl. Well, mon cher, what are you doing personally?" + +"Why, nothing," answered Pierre without raising his eyes or changing the +thoughtful expression of his face. + +The count frowned. + +"A word of friendly advice, mon cher. Be off as soon as you can, that's +all I have to tell you. Happy he who has ears to hear. Good-bye, my dear +fellow. Oh, by the by!" he shouted through the doorway after Pierre, "is +it true that the countess has fallen into the clutches of the holy +fathers of the Society of Jesus?" + +Pierre did not answer and left Rostopchin's room more sullen and angry +than he had ever before shown himself. + +When he reached home it was already getting dark. Some eight people had +come to see him that evening: the secretary of a committee, the colonel +of his battalion, his steward, his major-domo, and various petitioners. +They all had business with Pierre and wanted decisions from him. Pierre +did not understand and was not interested in any of these questions and +only answered them in order to get rid of these people. When left alone +at last he opened and read his wife's letter. + +"They, the soldiers at the battery, Prince Andrew killed... that old +man... Simplicity is submission to God. Suffering is necessary... the +meaning of all... one must harness... my wife is getting married... One +must forget and understand..." And going to his bed he threw himself on +it without undressing and immediately fell asleep. + +When he awoke next morning the major-domo came to inform him that a +special messenger, a police officer, had come from Count Rostopchin to +know whether Count Bezukhov had left or was leaving the town. + +A dozen persons who had business with Pierre were awaiting him in the +drawing room. Pierre dressed hurriedly and, instead of going to see +them, went to the back porch and out through the gate. + +From that time till the end of the destruction of Moscow no one of +Bezukhov's household, despite all the search they made, saw Pierre again +or knew where he was. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +The Rostovs remained in Moscow till the first of September, that is, +till the eve of the enemy's entry into the city. + +After Petya had joined Obolenski's regiment of Cossacks and left for +Belaya Tserkov where that regiment was forming, the countess was seized +with terror. The thought that both her sons were at the war, had both +gone from under her wing, that today or tomorrow either or both of them +might be killed like the three sons of one of her acquaintances, struck +her that summer for the first time with cruel clearness. She tried to +get Nicholas back and wished to go herself to join Petya, or to get him +an appointment somewhere in Petersburg, but neither of these proved +possible. Petya could not return unless his regiment did so or unless he +was transferred to another regiment on active service. Nicholas was +somewhere with the army and had not sent a word since his last letter, +in which he had given a detailed account of his meeting with Princess +Mary. The countess did not sleep at night, or when she did fall asleep +dreamed that she saw her sons lying dead. After many consultations and +conversations, the count at last devised means to tranquillize her. He +got Petya transferred from Obolenski's regiment to Bezukhov's, which was +in training near Moscow. Though Petya would remain in the service, this +transfer would give the countess the consolation of seeing at least one +of her sons under her wing, and she hoped to arrange matters for her +Petya so as not to let him go again, but always get him appointed to +places where he could not possibly take part in a battle. As long as +Nicholas alone was in danger the countess imagined that she loved her +first-born more than all her other children and even reproached herself +for it; but when her youngest: the scapegrace who had been bad at +lessons, was always breaking things in the house and making himself a +nuisance to everybody, that snub-nosed Petya with his merry black eyes +and fresh rosy cheeks where soft down was just beginning to show--when +he was thrown amid those big, dreadful, cruel men who were fighting +somewhere about something and apparently finding pleasure in it--then +his mother thought she loved him more, much more, than all her other +children. The nearer the time came for Petya to return, the more uneasy +grew the countess. She began to think she would never live to see such +happiness. The presence of Sonya, of her beloved Natasha, or even of her +husband irritated her. "What do I want with them? I want no one but +Petya," she thought. + +At the end of August the Rostovs received another letter from Nicholas. +He wrote from the province of Voronezh where he had been sent to procure +remounts, but that letter did not set the countess at ease. Knowing that +one son was out of danger she became the more anxious about Petya. + +Though by the twentieth of August nearly all the Rostovs' acquaintances +had left Moscow, and though everybody tried to persuade the countess to +get away as quickly as possible, she would not hear of leaving before +her treasure, her adored Petya, returned. On the twenty-eighth of August +he arrived. The passionate tenderness with which his mother received him +did not please the sixteen-year-old officer. Though she concealed from +him her intention of keeping him under her wing, Petya guessed her +designs, and instinctively fearing that he might give way to emotion +when with her--might "become womanish" as he termed it to himself--he +treated her coldly, avoided her, and during his stay in Moscow attached +himself exclusively to Natasha for whom he had always had a particularly +brotherly tenderness, almost lover-like. + +Owing to the count's customary carelessness nothing was ready for their +departure by the twenty-eighth of August and the carts that were to come +from their Ryazan and Moscow estates to remove their household +belongings did not arrive till the thirtieth. + +From the twenty-eighth till the thirty-first all Moscow was in a bustle +and commotion. Every day thousands of men wounded at Borodino were +brought in by the Dorogomilov gate and taken to various parts of Moscow, +and thousands of carts conveyed the inhabitants and their possessions +out by the other gates. In spite of Rostopchin's broadsheets, or because +of them or independently of them, the strangest and most contradictory +rumors were current in the town. Some said that no one was to be allowed +to leave the city, others on the contrary said that all the icons had +been taken out of the churches and everybody was to be ordered to leave. +Some said there had been another battle after Borodino at which the +French had been routed, while others on the contrary reported that the +Russian army had been destroyed. Some talked about the Moscow militia +which, preceded by the clergy, would go to the Three Hills; others +whispered that Augustin had been forbidden to leave, that traitors had +been seized, that the peasants were rioting and robbing people on their +way from Moscow, and so on. But all this was only talk; in reality +(though the Council of Fili, at which it was decided to abandon Moscow, +had not yet been held) both those who went away and those who remained +behind felt, though they did not show it, that Moscow would certainly be +abandoned, and that they ought to get away as quickly as possible and +save their belongings. It was felt that everything would suddenly break +up and change, but up to the first of September nothing had done so. As +a criminal who is being led to execution knows that he must die +immediately, but yet looks about him and straightens the cap that is +awry on his head, so Moscow involuntarily continued its wonted life, +though it knew that the time of its destruction was near when the +conditions of life to which its people were accustomed to submit would +be completely upset. + +During the three days preceding the occupation of Moscow the whole +Rostov family was absorbed in various activities. The head of the +family, Count Ilya Rostov, continually drove about the city collecting +the current rumors from all sides and gave superficial and hasty orders +at home about the preparations for their departure. + +The countess watched the things being packed, was dissatisfied with +everything, was constantly in pursuit of Petya who was always running +away from her, and was jealous of Natasha with whom he spent all his +time. Sonya alone directed the practical side of matters by getting +things packed. But of late Sonya had been particularly sad and silent. +Nicholas' letter in which he mentioned Princess Mary had elicited, in +her presence, joyous comments from the countess, who saw an intervention +of Providence in this meeting of the princess and Nicholas. + +"I was never pleased at Bolkonski's engagement to Natasha," said the +countess, "but I always wanted Nicholas to marry the princess, and had a +presentiment that it would happen. What a good thing it would be!" + +Sonya felt that this was true: that the only possibility of retrieving +the Rostovs' affairs was by Nicholas marrying a rich woman, and that the +princess was a good match. It was very bitter for her. But despite her +grief, or perhaps just because of it, she took on herself all the +difficult work of directing the storing and packing of their things and +was busy for whole days. The count and countess turned to her when they +had any orders to give. Petya and Natasha on the contrary, far from +helping their parents, were generally a nuisance and a hindrance to +everyone. Almost all day long the house resounded with their running +feet, their cries, and their spontaneous laughter. They laughed and were +gay not because there was any reason to laugh, but because gaiety and +mirth were in their hearts and so everything that happened was a cause +for gaiety and laughter to them. Petya was in high spirits because +having left home a boy he had returned (as everybody told him) a fine +young man, because he was at home, because he had left Belaya Tserkov +where there was no hope of soon taking part in a battle and had come to +Moscow where there was to be fighting in a few days, and chiefly because +Natasha, whose lead he always followed, was in high spirits. Natasha was +gay because she had been sad too long and now nothing reminded her of +the cause of her sadness, and because she was feeling well. She was also +happy because she had someone to adore her: the adoration of others was +a lubricant the wheels of her machine needed to make them run freely-- +and Petya adored her. Above all, they were gay because there was a war +near Moscow, there would be fighting at the town gates, arms were being +given out, everybody was escaping--going away somewhere, and in general +something extraordinary was happening, and that is always exciting, +especially to the young. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +On Saturday, the thirty-first of August, everything in the Rostovs' +house seemed topsy-turvy. All the doors were open, all the furniture was +being carried out or moved about, and the mirrors and pictures had been +taken down. There were trunks in the rooms, and hay, wrapping paper, and +ropes were scattered about. The peasants and house serfs carrying out +the things were treading heavily on the parquet floors. The yard was +crowded with peasant carts, some loaded high and already corded up, +others still empty. + +The voices and footsteps of the many servants and of the peasants who +had come with the carts resounded as they shouted to one another in the +yard and in the house. The count had been out since morning. The +countess had a headache brought on by all the noise and turmoil and was +lying down in the new sitting room with a vinegar compress on her head. +Petya was not at home, he had gone to visit a friend with whom he meant +to obtain a transfer from the militia to the active army. Sonya was in +the ballroom looking after the packing of the glass and china. Natasha +was sitting on the floor of her dismantled room with dresses, ribbons, +and scarves strewn all about her, gazing fixedly at the floor and +holding in her hands the old ball dress (already out of fashion) which +she had worn at her first Petersburg ball. + +Natasha was ashamed of doing nothing when everyone else was so busy, and +several times that morning had tried to set to work, but her heart was +not in it, and she could not and did not know how to do anything except +with all her heart and all her might. For a while she had stood beside +Sonya while the china was being packed and tried to help, but soon gave +it up and went to her room to pack her own things. At first she found it +amusing to give away dresses and ribbons to the maids, but when that was +done and what was left had still to be packed, she found it dull. + +"Dunyasha, you pack! You will, won't you, dear?" And when Dunyasha +willingly promised to do it all for her, Natasha sat down on the floor, +took her old ball dress, and fell into a reverie quite unrelated to what +ought to have occupied her thoughts now. She was roused from her reverie +by the talk of the maids in the next room (which was theirs) and by the +sound of their hurried footsteps going to the back porch. Natasha got up +and looked out of the window. An enormously long row of carts full of +wounded men had stopped in the street. + +The housekeeper, the old nurse, the cooks, coachmen, maids, footmen, +postilions, and scullions stood at the gate, staring at the wounded. + +Natasha, throwing a clean pocket handkerchief over her hair and holding +an end of it in each hand, went out into the street. + +The former housekeeper, old Mavra Kuzminichna, had stepped out of the +crowd by the gate, gone up to a cart with a hood constructed of bast +mats, and was speaking to a pale young officer who lay inside. Natasha +moved a few steps forward and stopped shyly, still holding her +handkerchief, and listened to what the housekeeper was saying. + +"Then you have nobody in Moscow?" she was saying. "You would be more +comfortable somewhere in a house... in ours, for instance... the family +are leaving." + +"I don't know if it would be allowed," replied the officer in a weak +voice. "Here is our commanding officer... ask him," and he pointed to a +stout major who was walking back along the street past the row of carts. + +Natasha glanced with frightened eyes at the face of the wounded officer +and at once went to meet the major. + +"May the wounded men stay in our house?" she asked. + +The major raised his hand to his cap with a smile. + +"Which one do you want, Ma'am'selle?" said he, screwing up his eyes and +smiling. + +Natasha quietly repeated her question, and her face and whole manner +were so serious, though she was still holding the ends of her +handkerchief, that the major ceased smiling and after some reflection-- +as if considering in how far the thing was possible--replied in the +affirmative. + +"Oh yes, why not? They may," he said. + +With a slight inclination of her head, Natasha stepped back quickly to +Mavra Kuzminichna, who stood talking compassionately to the officer. + +"They may. He says they may!" whispered Natasha. + +The cart in which the officer lay was turned into the Rostovs' yard, and +dozens of carts with wounded men began at the invitation of the +townsfolk to turn into the yards and to draw up at the entrances of the +houses in Povarskaya Street. Natasha was evidently pleased to be dealing +with new people outside the ordinary routine of her life. She and Mavra +Kuzminichna tried to get as many of the wounded as possible into their +yard. + +"Your Papa must be told, though," said Mavra Kuzminichna. + +"Never mind, never mind, what does it matter? For one day we can move +into the drawing room. They can have all our half of the house." + +"There now, young lady, you do take things into your head! Even if we +put them into the wing, the men's room, or the nurse's room, we must ask +permission." + +"Well, I'll ask." + +Natasha ran into the house and went on tiptoe through the half-open door +into the sitting room, where there was a smell of vinegar and Hoffman's +drops. + +"Are you asleep, Mamma?" + +"Oh, what sleep-?" said the countess, waking up just as she was dropping +into a doze. + +"Mamma darling!" said Natasha, kneeling by her mother and bringing her +face close to her mother's, "I am sorry, forgive me, I'll never do it +again; I woke you up! Mavra Kuzminichna has sent me: they have brought +some wounded here--officers. Will you let them come? They have nowhere +to go. I knew you'd let them come!" she said quickly all in one breath. + +"What officers? Whom have they brought? I don't understand anything +about it," said the countess. + +Natasha laughed, and the countess too smiled slightly. + +"I knew you'd give permission... so I'll tell them," and, having kissed +her mother, Natasha got up and went to the door. + +In the hall she met her father, who had returned with bad news. + +"We've stayed too long!" said the count with involuntary vexation. "The +club is closed and the police are leaving." + +"Papa, is it all right--I've invited some of the wounded into the +house?" said Natasha. + +"Of course it is," he answered absently. "That's not the point. I beg +you not to indulge in trifles now, but to help to pack, and tomorrow we +must go, go, go!...." + +And the count gave a similar order to the major-domo and the servants. + +At dinner Petya having returned home told them the news he had heard. He +said the people had been getting arms in the Kremlin, and that though +Rostopchin's broadsheet had said that he would sound a call two or three +days in advance, the order had certainly already been given for everyone +to go armed to the Three Hills tomorrow, and that there would be a big +battle there. + +The countess looked with timid horror at her son's eager, excited face +as he said this. She realized that if she said a word about his not +going to the battle (she knew he enjoyed the thought of the impending +engagement) he would say something about men, honor, and the fatherland- +-something senseless, masculine, and obstinate which there would be no +contradicting, and her plans would be spoiled; and so, hoping to arrange +to leave before then and take Petya with her as their protector and +defender, she did not answer him, but after dinner called the count +aside and implored him with tears to take her away quickly, that very +night if possible. With a woman's involuntary loving cunning she, who +till then had not shown any alarm, said that she would die of fright if +they did not leave that very night. Without any pretense she was now +afraid of everything. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +Madame Schoss, who had been out to visit her daughter, increased the +countess' fears still more by telling what she had seen at a spirit +dealer's in Myasnitski Street. When returning by that street she had +been unable to pass because of a drunken crowd rioting in front of the +shop. She had taken a cab and driven home by a side street and the +cabman had told her that the people were breaking open the barrels at +the drink store, having received orders to do so. + +After dinner the whole Rostov household set to work with enthusiastic +haste packing their belongings and preparing for their departure. The +old count, suddenly setting to work, kept passing from the yard to the +house and back again, shouting confused instructions to the hurrying +people, and flurrying them still more. Petya directed things in the +yard. Sonya, owing to the count's contradictory orders, lost her head +and did not know what to do. The servants ran noisily about the house +and yard, shouting and disputing. Natasha, with the ardor characteristic +of all she did suddenly set to work too. At first her intervention in +the business of packing was received skeptically. Everybody expected +some prank from her and did not wish to obey her; but she resolutely and +passionately demanded obedience, grew angry and nearly cried because +they did not heed her, and at last succeeded in making them believe her. +Her first exploit, which cost her immense effort and established her +authority, was the packing of the carpets. The count had valuable +Gobelin tapestries and Persian carpets in the house. When Natasha set to +work two cases were standing open in the ballroom, one almost full up +with crockery, the other with carpets. There was also much china +standing on the tables, and still more was being brought in from the +storeroom. A third case was needed and servants had gone to fetch it. + +"Sonya, wait a bit--we'll pack everything into these," said Natasha. + +"You can't, Miss, we have tried to," said the butler's assistant. + +"No, wait a minute, please." + +And Natasha began rapidly taking out of the case dishes and plates +wrapped in paper. + +"The dishes must go in here among the carpets," said she. + +"Why, it's a mercy if we can get the carpets alone into three cases," +said the butler's assistant. + +"Oh, wait, please!" And Natasha began rapidly and deftly sorting out the +things. "These aren't needed," said she, putting aside some plates of +Kiev ware. "These--yes, these must go among the carpets," she said, +referring to the Saxony china dishes. + +"Don't, Natasha! Leave it alone! We'll get it all packed," urged Sonya +reproachfully. + +"What a young lady she is!" remarked the major-domo. + +But Natasha would not give in. She turned everything out and began +quickly repacking, deciding that the inferior Russian carpets and +unnecessary crockery should not be taken at all. When everything had +been taken out of the cases, they recommenced packing, and it turned out +that when the cheaper things not worth taking had nearly all been +rejected, the valuable ones really did all go into the two cases. Only +the lid of the case containing the carpets would not shut down. A few +more things might have been taken out, but Natasha insisted on having +her own way. She packed, repacked, pressed, made the butler's assistant +and Petya--whom she had drawn into the business of packing--press on the +lid, and made desperate efforts herself. + +"That's enough, Natasha," said Sonya. "I see you were right, but just +take out the top one." + +"I won't!" cried Natasha, with one hand holding back the hair that hung +over her perspiring face, while with the other she pressed down the +carpets. "Now press, Petya! Press, Vasilich, press hard!" she cried. + +The carpets yielded and the lid closed; Natasha, clapping her hands, +screamed with delight and tears fell from her eyes. But this only lasted +a moment. She at once set to work afresh and they now trusted her +completely. The count was not angry even when they told him that Natasha +had countermanded an order of his, and the servants now came to her to +ask whether a cart was sufficiently loaded, and whether it might be +corded up. Thanks to Natasha's directions the work now went on +expeditiously, unnecessary things were left, and the most valuable +packed as compactly as possible. + +But hard as they all worked till quite late that night, they could not +get everything packed. The countess had fallen asleep and the count, +having put off their departure till next morning, went to bed. + +Sonya and Natasha slept in the sitting room without undressing. + +That night another wounded man was driven down the Povarskaya, and Mavra +Kuzminichna, who was standing at the gate, had him brought into the +Rostovs' yard. Mavra Kuzminichna concluded that he was a very important +man. He was being conveyed in a caleche with a raised hood, and was +quite covered by an apron. On the box beside the driver sat a venerable +old attendant. A doctor and two soldiers followed the carriage in a +cart. + +"Please come in here. The masters are going away and the whole house +will be empty," said the old woman to the old attendant. + +"Well, perhaps," said he with a sigh. "We don't expect to get him home +alive! We have a house of our own in Moscow, but it's a long way from +here, and there's nobody living in it." + +"Do us the honor to come in, there's plenty of everything in the +master's house. Come in," said Mavra Kuzminichna. "Is he very ill?" she +asked. + +The attendant made a hopeless gesture. + +"We don't expect to get him home! We must ask the doctor." + +And the old servant got down from the box and went up to the cart. + +"All right!" said the doctor. + +The old servant returned to the caleche, looked into it, shook his head +disconsolately, told the driver to turn into the yard, and stopped +beside Mavra Kuzminichna. + +"O, Lord Jesus Christ!" she murmured. + +She invited them to take the wounded man into the house. + +"The masters won't object..." she said. + +But they had to avoid carrying the man upstairs, and so they took him +into the wing and put him in the room that had been Madame Schoss'. + +This wounded man was Prince Andrew Bolkonski. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +Moscow's last day had come. It was a clear bright autumn day, a Sunday. +The church bells everywhere were ringing for service, just as usual on +Sundays. Nobody seemed yet to realize what awaited the city. + +Only two things indicated the social condition of Moscow--the rabble, +that is the poor people, and the price of commodities. An enormous crowd +of factory hands, house serfs, and peasants, with whom some officials, +seminarists, and gentry were mingled, had gone early that morning to the +Three Hills. Having waited there for Rostopchin who did not turn up, +they became convinced that Moscow would be surrendered, and then +dispersed all about the town to the public houses and cookshops. Prices +too that day indicated the state of affairs. The price of weapons, of +gold, of carts and horses, kept rising, but the value of paper money and +city articles kept falling, so that by midday there were instances of +carters removing valuable goods, such as cloth, and receiving in payment +a half of what they carted, while peasant horses were fetching five +hundred rubles each, and furniture, mirrors, and bronzes were being +given away for nothing. + +In the Rostovs' staid old-fashioned house the dissolution of former +conditions of life was but little noticeable. As to the serfs the only +indication was that three out of their huge retinue disappeared during +the night, but nothing was stolen; and as to the value of their +possessions, the thirty peasant carts that had come in from their +estates and which many people envied proved to be extremely valuable and +they were offered enormous sums of money for them. Not only were huge +sums offered for the horses and carts, but on the previous evening and +early in the morning of the first of September, orderlies and servants +sent by wounded officers came to the Rostovs' and wounded men dragged +themselves there from the Rostovs' and from neighboring houses where +they were accommodated, entreating the servants to try to get them a +lift out of Moscow. The major-domo to whom these entreaties were +addressed, though he was sorry for the wounded, resolutely refused, +saying that he dare not even mention the matter to the count. Pity these +wounded men as one might, it was evident that if they were given one +cart there would be no reason to refuse another, or all the carts and +one's own carriages as well. Thirty carts could not save all the wounded +and in the general catastrophe one could not disregard oneself and one's +own family. So thought the major-domo on his master's behalf. + +On waking up that morning Count Ilya Rostov left his bedroom softly, so +as not to wake the countess who had fallen asleep only toward morning, +and came out to the porch in his lilac silk dressing gown. In the yard +stood the carts ready corded. The carriages were at the front porch. The +major-domo stood at the porch talking to an elderly orderly and to a +pale young officer with a bandaged arm. On seeing the count the major- +domo made a significant and stern gesture to them both to go away. + +"Well, Vasilich, is everything ready?" asked the count, and stroking his +bald head he looked good-naturedly at the officer and the orderly and +nodded to them. (He liked to see new faces.) + +"We can harness at once, your excellency." + +"Well, that's right. As soon as the countess wakes we'll be off, God +willing! What is it, gentlemen?" he added, turning to the officer. "Are +you staying in my house?" + +The officer came nearer and suddenly his face flushed crimson. + +"Count, be so good as to allow me... for God's sake, to get into some +corner of one of your carts! I have nothing here with me.... I shall be +all right on a loaded cart..." + +Before the officer had finished speaking the orderly made the same +request on behalf of his master. + +"Oh, yes, yes, yes!" said the count hastily. "I shall be very pleased, +very pleased. Vasilich, you'll see to it. Just unload one or two carts. +Well, what of it... do what's necessary..." said the count, muttering +some indefinite order. + +But at the same moment an expression of warm gratitude on the officer's +face had already sealed the order. The count looked around him. In the +yard, at the gates, at the window of the wings, wounded officers and +their orderlies were to be seen. They were all looking at the count and +moving toward the porch. + +"Please step into the gallery, your excellency," said the major-domo. +"What are your orders about the pictures?" + +The count went into the house with him, repeating his order not to +refuse the wounded who asked for a lift. + +"Well, never mind, some of the things can be unloaded," he added in a +soft, confidential voice, as though afraid of being overheard. + +At nine o'clock the countess woke up, and Matrena Timofeevna, who had +been her lady's maid before her marriage and now performed a sort of +chief gendarme's duty for her, came to say that Madame Schoss was much +offended and the young ladies' summer dresses could not be left behind. +On inquiry, the countess learned that Madame Schoss was offended because +her trunk had been taken down from its cart, and all the loads were +being uncorded and the luggage taken out of the carts to make room for +wounded men whom the count in the simplicity of his heart had ordered +that they should take with them. The countess sent for her husband. + +"What is this, my dear? I hear that the luggage is being unloaded." + +"You know, love, I wanted to tell you... Countess dear... an officer +came to me to ask for a few carts for the wounded. After all, ours are +things that can be bought but think what being left behind means to +them!... Really now, in our own yard--we asked them in ourselves and +there are officers among them.... You know, I think, my dear... let them +be taken... where's the hurry?" + +The count spoke timidly, as he always did when talking of money matters. +The countess was accustomed to this tone as a precursor of news of +something detrimental to the children's interests, such as the building +of a new gallery or conservatory, the inauguration of a private theater +or an orchestra. She was accustomed always to oppose anything announced +in that timid tone and considered it her duty to do so. + +She assumed her dolefully submissive manner and said to her husband: +"Listen to me, Count, you have managed matters so that we are getting +nothing for the house, and now you wish to throw away all our--all the +children's property! You said yourself that we have a hundred thousand +rubles' worth of things in the house. I don't consent, my dear, I don't! +Do as you please! It's the government's business to look after the +wounded; they know that. Look at the Lopukhins opposite, they cleared +out everything two days ago. That's what other people do. It's only we +who are such fools. If you have no pity on me, have some for the +children." + +Flourishing his arms in despair the count left the room without +replying. + +"Papa, what are you doing that for?" asked Natasha, who had followed him +into her mother's room. + +"Nothing! What business is it of yours?" muttered the count angrily. + +"But I heard," said Natasha. "Why does Mamma object?" + +"What business is it of yours?" cried the count. + +Natasha stepped up to the window and pondered. + +"Papa! Here's Berg coming to see us," said she, looking out of the +window. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Berg, the Rostovs' son-in-law, was already a colonel wearing the orders +of Vladimir and Anna, and he still filled the quiet and agreeable post +of assistant to the head of the staff of the assistant commander of the +first division of the Second Army. + +On the first of September he had come to Moscow from the army. + +He had nothing to do in Moscow, but he had noticed that everyone in the +army was asking for leave to visit Moscow and had something to do there. +So he considered it necessary to ask for leave of absence for family and +domestic reasons. + +Berg drove up to his father-in-law's house in his spruce little trap +with a pair of sleek roans, exactly like those of a certain prince. He +looked attentively at the carts in the yard and while going up to the +porch took out a clean pocket handkerchief and tied a knot in it. + +From the anteroom Berg ran with smooth though impatient steps into the +drawing room, where he embraced the count, kissed the hands of Natasha +and Sonya, and hastened to inquire after "Mamma's" health. + +"Health, at a time like this?" said the count. "Come, tell us the news! +Is the army retreating or will there be another battle?" + +"God Almighty alone can decide the fate of our fatherland, Papa," said +Berg. "The army is burning with a spirit of heroism and the leaders, so +to say, have now assembled in council. No one knows what is coming. But +in general I can tell you, Papa, that such a heroic spirit, the truly +antique valor of the Russian army, which they--which it" (he corrected +himself) "has shown or displayed in the battle of the twenty-sixth-- +there are no words worthy to do it justice! I tell you, Papa" (he smote +himself on the breast as a general he had heard speaking had done, but +Berg did it a trifle late for he should have struck his breast at the +words "Russian army"), "I tell you frankly that we, the commanders, far +from having to urge the men on or anything of that kind, could hardly +restrain those... those... yes, those exploits of antique valor," he +went on rapidly. "General Barclay de Tolly risked his life everywhere at +the head of the troops, I can assure you. Our corps was stationed on a +hillside. You can imagine!" + +And Berg related all that he remembered of the various tales he had +heard those days. Natasha watched him with an intent gaze that confused +him, as if she were trying to find in his face the answer to some +question. + +"Altogether such heroism as was displayed by the Russian warriors cannot +be imagined or adequately praised!" said Berg, glancing round at +Natasha, and as if anxious to conciliate her, replying to her intent +look with a smile. "'Russia is not in Moscow, she lives in the hearts of +her sons!' Isn't it so, Papa?" said he. + +Just then the countess came in from the sitting room with a weary and +dissatisfied expression. Berg hurriedly jumped up, kissed her hand, +asked about her health, and, swaying his head from side to side to +express sympathy, remained standing beside her. + +"Yes, Mamma, I tell you sincerely that these are hard and sad times for +every Russian. But why are you so anxious? You have still time to get +away...." + +"I can't think what the servants are about," said the countess, turning +to her husband. "I have just been told that nothing is ready yet. +Somebody after all must see to things. One misses Mitenka at such times. +There won't be any end to it." + +The count was about to say something, but evidently restrained himself. +He got up from his chair and went to the door. + +At that moment Berg drew out his handkerchief as if to blow his nose +and, seeing the knot in it, pondered, shaking his head sadly and +significantly. + +"And I have a great favor to ask of you, Papa," said he. + +"Hm..." said the count, and stopped. + +"I was driving past Yusupov's house just now," said Berg with a laugh, +"when the steward, a man I know, ran out and asked me whether I wouldn't +buy something. I went in out of curiosity, you know, and there is a +small chiffonier and a dressing table. You know how dear Vera wanted a +chiffonier like that and how we had a dispute about it." (At the mention +of the chiffonier and dressing table Berg involuntarily changed his tone +to one of pleasure at his admirable domestic arrangements.) "And it's +such a beauty! It pulls out and has a secret English drawer, you know! +And dear Vera has long wanted one. I wish to give her a surprise, you +see. I saw so many of those peasant carts in your yard. Please let me +have one, I will pay the man well, and..." + +The count frowned and coughed. + +"Ask the countess, I don't give orders." + +"If it's inconvenient, please don't," said Berg. "Only I so wanted it, +for dear Vera's sake." + +"Oh, go to the devil, all of you! To the devil, the devil, the devil..." +cried the old count. "My head's in a whirl!" + +And he left the room. The countess began to cry. + +"Yes, Mamma! Yes, these are very hard times!" said Berg. + +Natasha left the room with her father and, as if finding it difficult to +reach some decision, first followed him and then ran downstairs. + +Petya was in the porch, engaged in giving out weapons to the servants +who were to leave Moscow. The loaded carts were still standing in the +yard. Two of them had been uncorded and a wounded officer was climbing +into one of them helped by an orderly. + +"Do you know what it's about?" Petya asked Natasha. + +She understood that he meant what were their parents quarreling about. +She did not answer. + +"It's because Papa wanted to give up all the carts to the wounded," said +Petya. "Vasilich told me. I consider..." + +"I consider," Natasha suddenly almost shouted, turning her angry face to +Petya, "I consider it so horrid, so abominable, so... I don't know what. +Are we despicable Germans?" + +Her throat quivered with convulsive sobs and, afraid of weakening and +letting the force of her anger run to waste, she turned and rushed +headlong up the stairs. + +Berg was sitting beside the countess consoling her with the respectful +attention of a relative. The count, pipe in hand, was pacing up and down +the room, when Natasha, her face distorted by anger, burst in like a +tempest and approached her mother with rapid steps. + +"It's horrid! It's abominable!" she screamed. "You can't possibly have +ordered it!" + +Berg and the countess looked at her, perplexed and frightened. The count +stood still at the window and listened. + +"Mamma, it's impossible: see what is going on in the yard!" she cried. +"They will be left!..." + +"What's the matter with you? Who are 'they'? What do you want?" + +"Why, the wounded! It's impossible, Mamma. It's monstrous!... No, Mamma +darling, it's not the thing. Please forgive me, darling.... Mamma, what +does it matter what we take away? Only look what is going on in the +yard... Mamma!... It's impossible!" + +The count stood by the window and listened without turning round. +Suddenly he sniffed and put his face closer to the window. + +The countess glanced at her daughter, saw her face full of shame for her +mother, saw her agitation, and understood why her husband did not turn +to look at her now, and she glanced round quite disconcerted. + +"Oh, do as you like! Am I hindering anyone?" she said, not surrendering +at once. + +"Mamma, darling, forgive me!" + +But the countess pushed her daughter away and went up to her husband. + +"My dear, you order what is right.... You know I don't understand about +it," said she, dropping her eyes shamefacedly. + +"The eggs... the eggs are teaching the hen," muttered the count through +tears of joy, and he embraced his wife who was glad to hide her look of +shame on his breast. + +"Papa! Mamma! May I see to it? May I?..." asked Natasha. "We will still +take all the most necessary things." + +The count nodded affirmatively, and Natasha, at the rapid pace at which +she used to run when playing at tag, ran through the ballroom to the +anteroom and downstairs into the yard. + +The servants gathered round Natasha, but could not believe the strange +order she brought them until the count himself, in his wife's name, +confirmed the order to give up all the carts to the wounded and take the +trunks to the storerooms. When they understood that order the servants +set to work at this new task with pleasure and zeal. It no longer seemed +strange to them but on the contrary it seemed the only thing that could +be done, just as a quarter of an hour before it had not seemed strange +to anyone that the wounded should be left behind and the goods carted +away but that had seemed the only thing to do. + +The whole household, as if to atone for not having done it sooner, set +eagerly to work at the new task of placing the wounded in the carts. The +wounded dragged themselves out of their rooms and stood with pale but +happy faces round the carts. The news that carts were to be had spread +to the neighboring houses, from which wounded men began to come into the +Rostovs' yard. Many of the wounded asked them not to unload the carts +but only to let them sit on the top of the things. But the work of +unloading, once started, could not be arrested. It seemed not to matter +whether all or only half the things were left behind. Cases full of +china, bronzes, pictures, and mirrors that had been so carefully packed +the night before now lay about the yard, and still they went on +searching for and finding possibilities of unloading this or that and +letting the wounded have another and yet another cart. + +"We can take four more men," said the steward. "They can have my trap, +or else what is to become of them?" + +"Let them have my wardrobe cart," said the countess. "Dunyasha can go +with me in the carriage." + +They unloaded the wardrobe cart and sent it to take wounded men from a +house two doors off. The whole household, servants included, was bright +and animated. Natasha was in a state of rapturous excitement such as she +had not known for a long time. + +"What could we fasten this onto?" asked the servants, trying to fix a +trunk on the narrow footboard behind a carriage. "We must keep at least +one cart." + +"What's in it?" asked Natasha. + +"The count's books." + +"Leave it, Vasilich will put it away. It's not wanted." + +The phaeton was full of people and there was a doubt as to where Count +Peter could sit. + +"On the box. You'll sit on the box, won't you, Petya?" cried Natasha. + +Sonya too was busy all this time, but the aim of her efforts was quite +different from Natasha's. She was putting away the things that had to be +left behind and making a list of them as the countess wished, and she +tried to get as much taken away with them as possible. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Before two o'clock in the afternoon the Rostovs' four carriages, packed +full and with the horses harnessed, stood at the front door. One by one +the carts with the wounded had moved out of the yard. + +The caleche in which Prince Andrew was being taken attracted Sonya's +attention as it passed the front porch. With the help of a maid she was +arranging a seat for the countess in the huge high coach that stood at +the entrance. + +"Whose caleche is that?" she inquired, leaning out of the carriage +window. + +"Why, didn't you know, Miss?" replied the maid. "The wounded prince: he +spent the night in our house and is going with us." + +"But who is it? What's his name?" + +"It's our intended that was--Prince Bolkonski himself! They say he is +dying," replied the maid with a sigh. + +Sonya jumped out of the coach and ran to the countess. The countess, +tired out and already dressed in shawl and bonnet for her journey, was +pacing up and down the drawing room, waiting for the household to +assemble for the usual silent prayer with closed doors before starting. +Natasha was not in the room. + +"Mamma," said Sonya, "Prince Andrew is here, mortally wounded. He is +going with us." + +The countess opened her eyes in dismay and, seizing Sonya's arm, glanced +around. + +"Natasha?" she murmured. + +At that moment this news had only one significance for both of them. +They knew their Natasha, and alarm as to what would happen if she heard +this news stifled all sympathy for the man they both liked. + +"Natasha does not know yet, but he is going with us," said Sonya. + +"You say he is dying?" + +Sonya nodded. + +The countess put her arms around Sonya and began to cry. + +"The ways of God are past finding out!" she thought, feeling that the +Almighty Hand, hitherto unseen, was becoming manifest in all that was +now taking place. + +"Well, Mamma? Everything is ready. What's the matter?" asked Natasha, as +with animated face she ran into the room. + +"Nothing," answered the countess. "If everything is ready let us start." + +And the countess bent over her reticule to hide her agitated face. Sonya +embraced Natasha and kissed her. + +Natasha looked at her inquiringly. + +"What is it? What has happened?" + +"Nothing... No..." + +"Is it something very bad for me? What is it?" persisted Natasha with +her quick intuition. + +Sonya sighed and made no reply. The count, Petya, Madame Schoss, Mavra +Kuzminichna, and Vasilich came into the drawing room and, having closed +the doors, they all sat down and remained for some moments silently +seated without looking at one another. + +The count was the first to rise, and with a loud sigh crossed himself +before the icon. All the others did the same. Then the count embraced +Mavra Kuzminichna and Vasilich, who were to remain in Moscow, and while +they caught at his hand and kissed his shoulder he patted their backs +lightly with some vaguely affectionate and comforting words. The +countess went into the oratory and there Sonya found her on her knees +before the icons that had been left here and there hanging on the wall. +(The most precious ones, with which some family tradition was connected, +were being taken with them.) + +In the porch and in the yard the men whom Petya had armed with swords +and daggers, with trousers tucked inside their high boots and with belts +and girdles tightened, were taking leave of those remaining behind. + +As is always the case at a departure, much had been forgotten or put in +the wrong place, and for a long time two menservants stood one on each +side of the open door and the carriage steps waiting to help the +countess in, while maids rushed with cushions and bundles from the house +to the carriages, the caleche, the phaeton, and back again. + +"They always will forget everything!" said the countess. "Don't you know +I can't sit like that?" + +And Dunyasha, with clenched teeth, without replying but with an +aggrieved look on her face, hastily got into the coach to rearrange the +seat. + +"Oh, those servants!" said the count, swaying his head. + +Efim, the old coachman, who was the only one the countess trusted to +drive her, sat perched up high on the box and did not so much as glance +round at what was going on behind him. From thirty years' experience he +knew it would be some time yet before the order, "Be off, in God's +name!" would be given him: and he knew that even when it was said he +would be stopped once or twice more while they sent back to fetch +something that had been forgotten, and even after that he would again be +stopped and the countess herself would lean out of the window and beg +him for the love of heaven to drive carefully down the hill. He knew all +this and therefore waited calmly for what would happen, with more +patience than the horses, especially the near one, the chestnut Falcon, +who was pawing the ground and champing his bit. At last all were seated, +the carriage steps were folded and pulled up, the door was shut, +somebody was sent for a traveling case, and the countess leaned out and +said what she had to say. Then Efim deliberately doffed his hat and +began crossing himself. The postilion and all the other servants did the +same. "Off, in God's name!" said Efim, putting on his hat. "Start!" The +postilion started the horses, the off pole horse tugged at his collar, +the high springs creaked, and the body of the coach swayed. The footman +sprang onto the box of the moving coach which jolted as it passed out of +the yard onto the uneven roadway; the other vehicles jolted in their +turn, and the procession of carriages moved up the street. In the +carriages, the caleche, and the phaeton, all crossed themselves as they +passed the church opposite the house. Those who were to remain in Moscow +walked on either side of the vehicles seeing the travelers off. + +Rarely had Natasha experienced so joyful a feeling as now, sitting in +the carriage beside the countess and gazing at the slowly receding walls +of forsaken, agitated Moscow. Occasionally she leaned out of the +carriage window and looked back and then forward at the long train of +wounded in front of them. Almost at the head of the line she could see +the raised hood of Prince Andrew's caleche. She did not know who was in +it, but each time she looked at the procession her eyes sought that +caleche. She knew it was right in front. + +In Kudrino, from the Nikitski, Presnya, and Podnovinsk Streets came +several other trains of vehicles similar to the Rostovs', and as they +passed along the Sadovaya Street the carriages and carts formed two rows +abreast. + +As they were going round the Sukharev water tower Natasha, who was +inquisitively and alertly scrutinizing the people driving or walking +past, suddenly cried out in joyful surprise: + +"Dear me! Mamma, Sonya, look, it's he!" + +"Who? Who?" + +"Look! Yes, on my word, it's Bezukhov!" said Natasha, putting her head +out of the carriage and staring at a tall, stout man in a coachman's +long coat, who from his manner of walking and moving was evidently a +gentleman in disguise, and who was passing under the arch of the +Sukharev tower accompanied by a small, sallow-faced, beardless old man +in a frieze coat. + +"Yes, it really is Bezukhov in a coachman's coat, with a queer-looking +old boy. Really," said Natasha, "look, look!" + +"No, it's not he. How can you talk such nonsense?" + +"Mamma," screamed Natasha, "I'll stake my head it's he! I assure you! +Stop, stop!" she cried to the coachman. + +But the coachman could not stop, for from the Meshchanski Street came +more carts and carriages, and the Rostovs were being shouted at to move +on and not block the way. + +In fact, however, though now much farther off than before, the Rostovs +all saw Pierre--or someone extraordinarily like him--in a coachman's +coat, going down the street with head bent and a serious face beside a +small, beardless old man who looked like a footman. That old man noticed +a face thrust out of the carriage window gazing at them, and +respectfully touching Pierre's elbow said something to him and pointed +to the carriage. Pierre, evidently engrossed in thought, could not at +first understand him. At length when he had understood and looked in the +direction the old man indicated, he recognized Natasha, and following +his first impulse stepped instantly and rapidly toward the coach. But +having taken a dozen steps he seemed to remember something and stopped. + +Natasha's face, leaning out of the window, beamed with quizzical +kindliness. + +"Peter Kirilovich, come here! We have recognized you! This is +wonderful!" she cried, holding out her hand to him. "What are you doing? +Why are you like this?" + +Pierre took her outstretched hand and kissed it awkwardly as he walked +along beside her while the coach still moved on. + +"What is the matter, Count?" asked the countess in a surprised and +commiserating tone. + +"What? What? Why? Don't ask me," said Pierre, and looked round at +Natasha whose radiant, happy expression--of which he was conscious +without looking at her--filled him with enchantment. + +"Are you remaining in Moscow, then?" + +Pierre hesitated. + +"In Moscow?" he said in a questioning tone. "Yes, in Moscow. Good-bye!" + +"Ah, if only I were a man? I'd certainly stay with you. How splendid!" +said Natasha. "Mamma, if you'll let me, I'll stay!" + +Pierre glanced absently at Natasha and was about to say something, but +the countess interrupted him. + +"You were at the battle, we heard." + +"Yes, I was," Pierre answered. "There will be another battle +tomorrow..." he began, but Natasha interrupted him. + +"But what is the matter with you, Count? You are not like yourself...." + +"Oh, don't ask me, don't ask me! I don't know myself. Tomorrow... But +no! Good-bye, good-by!" he muttered. "It's an awful time!" and dropping +behind the carriage he stepped onto the pavement. + +Natasha continued to lean out of the window for a long time, beaming at +him with her kindly, slightly quizzical, happy smile. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +For the last two days, ever since leaving home, Pierre had been living +in the empty house of his deceased benefactor, Bazdeev. This is how it +happened. + +When he woke up on the morning after his return to Moscow and his +interview with Count Rostopchin, he could not for some time make out +where he was and what was expected of him. When he was informed that +among others awaiting him in his reception room there was a Frenchman +who had brought a letter from his wife, the Countess Helene, he felt +suddenly overcome by that sense of confusion and hopelessness to which +he was apt to succumb. He felt that everything was now at an end, all +was in confusion and crumbling to pieces, that nobody was right or +wrong, the future held nothing, and there was no escape from this +position. Smiling unnaturally and muttering to himself, he first sat +down on the sofa in an attitude of despair, then rose, went to the door +of the reception room and peeped through the crack, returned flourishing +his arms, and took up a book. His major-domo came in a second time to +say that the Frenchman who had brought the letter from the countess was +very anxious to see him if only for a minute, and that someone from +Bazdeev's widow had called to ask Pierre to take charge of her husband's +books, as she herself was leaving for the country. + +"Oh, yes, in a minute; wait... or no! No, of course... go and say I will +come directly," Pierre replied to the major-domo. + +But as soon as the man had left the room Pierre took up his hat which +was lying on the table and went out of his study by the other door. +There was no one in the passage. He went along the whole length of this +passage to the stairs and, frowning and rubbing his forehead with both +hands, went down as far as the first landing. The hall porter was +standing at the front door. From the landing where Pierre stood there +was a second staircase leading to the back entrance. He went down that +staircase and out into the yard. No one had seen him. But there were +some carriages waiting, and as soon as Pierre stepped out of the gate +the coachmen and the yard porter noticed him and raised their caps to +him. When he felt he was being looked at he behaved like an ostrich +which hides its head in a bush in order not to be seen: he hung his head +and quickening his pace went down the street. + +Of all the affairs awaiting Pierre that day the sorting of Joseph +Bazdeev's books and papers appeared to him the most necessary. + +He hired the first cab he met and told the driver to go to the +Patriarch's Ponds, where the widow Bazdeev's house was. + +Continually turning round to look at the rows of loaded carts that were +making their way from all sides out of Moscow, and balancing his bulky +body so as not to slip out of the ramshackle old vehicle, Pierre, +experiencing the joyful feeling of a boy escaping from school, began to +talk to his driver. + +The man told him that arms were being distributed today at the Kremlin +and that tomorrow everyone would be sent out beyond the Three Hills +gates and a great battle would be fought there. + +Having reached the Patriarch's Ponds Pierre found the Bazdeevs' house, +where he had not been for a long time past. He went up to the gate. +Gerasim, that sallow beardless old man Pierre had seen at Torzhok five +years before with Joseph Bazdeev, came out in answer to his knock. + +"At home?" asked Pierre. + +"Owing to the present state of things Sophia Danilovna has gone to the +Torzhok estate with the children, your excellency." + +"I will come in all the same, I have to look through the books," said +Pierre. + +"Be so good as to step in. Makar Alexeevich, the brother of my late +master--may the kingdom of heaven be his--has remained here, but he is +in a weak state as you know," said the old servant. + +Pierre knew that Makar Alexeevich was Joseph Bazdeev's half-insane +brother and a hard drinker. + +"Yes, yes, I know. Let us go in..." said Pierre and entered the house. + +A tall, bald-headed old man with a red nose, wearing a dressing gown and +with galoshes on his bare feet, stood in the anteroom. On seeing Pierre +he muttered something angrily and went away along the passage. + +"He was a very clever man but has now grown quite feeble, as your honor +sees," said Gerasim. "Will you step into the study?" Pierre nodded. "As +it was sealed up so it has remained, but Sophia Danilovna gave orders +that if anyone should come from you they were to have the books." + +Pierre went into that gloomy study which he had entered with such +trepidation in his benefactor's lifetime. The room, dusty and untouched +since the death of Joseph Bazdeev was now even gloomier. + +Gerasim opened one of the shutters and left the room on tiptoe. Pierre +went round the study, approached the cupboard in which the manuscripts +were kept, and took out what had once been one of the most important, +the holy of holies of the order. This was the authentic Scotch Acts with +Bazdeev's notes and explanations. He sat down at the dusty writing +table, and, having laid the manuscripts before him, opened them out, +closed them, finally pushed them away, and resting his head on his hand +sank into meditation. + +Gerasim looked cautiously into the study several times and saw Pierre +always sitting in the same attitude. + +More than two hours passed and Gerasim took the liberty of making a +slight noise at the door to attract his attention, but Pierre did not +hear him. + +"Is the cabman to be discharged, your honor?" + +"Oh yes!" said Pierre, rousing himself and rising hurriedly. "Look +here," he added, taking Gerasim by a button of his coat and looking down +at the old man with moist, shining, and ecstatic eyes, "I say, do you +know that there is going to be a battle tomorrow?" + +"We heard so," replied the man. + +"I beg you not to tell anyone who I am, and to do what I ask you." + +"Yes, your excellency," replied Gerasim. "Will you have something to +eat?" + +"No, but I want something else. I want peasant clothes and a pistol," +said Pierre, unexpectedly blushing. + +"Yes, your excellency," said Gerasim after thinking for a moment. + +All the rest of that day Pierre spent alone in his benefactor's study, +and Gerasim heard him pacing restlessly from one corner to another and +talking to himself. And he spent the night on a bed made up for him +there. + +Gerasim, being a servant who in his time had seen many strange things, +accepted Pierre's taking up his residence in the house without surprise, +and seemed pleased to have someone to wait on. That same evening-- +without even asking himself what they were wanted for--he procured a +coachman's coat and cap for Pierre, and promised to get him the pistol +next day. Makar Alexeevich came twice that evening shuffling along in +his galoshes as far as the door and stopped and looked ingratiatingly at +Pierre. But as soon as Pierre turned toward him he wrapped his dressing +gown around him with a shamefaced and angry look and hurried away. It +was when Pierre (wearing the coachman's coat which Gerasim had procured +for him and had disinfected by steam) was on his way with the old man to +buy the pistol at the Sukharev market that he met the Rostovs. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +Kutuzov's order to retreat through Moscow to the Ryazan road was issued +at night on the first of September. + +The first troops started at once, and during the night they marched +slowly and steadily without hurry. At daybreak, however, those nearing +the town at the Dorogomilov bridge saw ahead of them masses of soldiers +crowding and hurrying across the bridge, ascending on the opposite side +and blocking the streets and alleys, while endless masses of troops were +bearing down on them from behind, and an unreasoning hurry and alarm +overcame them. They all rushed forward to the bridge, onto it, and to +the fords and the boats. Kutuzov himself had driven round by side +streets to the other side of Moscow. + +By ten o'clock in the morning of the second of September, only the rear +guard remained in the Dorogomilov suburb, where they had ample room. The +main army was on the other side of Moscow or beyond it. + +At that very time, at ten in the morning of the second of September, +Napoleon was standing among his troops on the Poklonny Hill looking at +the panorama spread out before him. From the twenty-sixth of August to +the second of September, that is from the battle of Borodino to the +entry of the French into Moscow, during the whole of that agitating, +memorable week, there had been the extraordinary autumn weather that +always comes as a surprise, when the sun hangs low and gives more heat +than in spring, when everything shines so brightly in the rare clear +atmosphere that the eyes smart, when the lungs are strengthened and +refreshed by inhaling the aromatic autumn air, when even the nights are +warm, and when in those dark warm nights, golden stars startle and +delight us continually by falling from the sky. + +At ten in the morning of the second of September this weather still +held. + +The brightness of the morning was magical. Moscow seen from the Poklonny +Hill lay spaciously spread out with her river, her gardens, and her +churches, and she seemed to be living her usual life, her cupolas +glittering like stars in the sunlight. + +The view of the strange city with its peculiar architecture, such as he +had never seen before, filled Napoleon with the rather envious and +uneasy curiosity men feel when they see an alien form of life that has +no knowledge of them. This city was evidently living with the full force +of its own life. By the indefinite signs which, even at a distance, +distinguish a living body from a dead one, Napoleon from the Poklonny +Hill perceived the throb of life in the town and felt, as it were, the +breathing of that great and beautiful body. + +Every Russian looking at Moscow feels her to be a mother; every +foreigner who sees her, even if ignorant of her significance as the +mother city, must feel her feminine character, and Napoleon felt it. + +"Cette ville asiatique aux innombrables eglises, Moscou la sainte. La +voila done enfin, cette fameuse ville! Il etait temps," * said he, and +dismounting he ordered a plan of Moscow to be spread out before him, and +summoned Lelorgne d'Ideville, the interpreter. + + +* "That Asiatic city of the innumerable churches, holy Moscow! Here it +is then at last, that famous city. It was high time." + +"A town captured by the enemy is like a maid who has lost her honor," +thought he (he had said so to Tuchkov at Smolensk). From that point of +view he gazed at the Oriental beauty he had not seen before. It seemed +strange to him that his long-felt wish, which had seemed unattainable, +had at last been realized. In the clear morning light he gazed now at +the city and now at the plan, considering its details, and the assurance +of possessing it agitated and awed him. + +"But could it be otherwise?" he thought. "Here is this capital at my +feet. Where is Alexander now, and of what is he thinking? A strange, +beautiful, and majestic city; and a strange and majestic moment! In what +light must I appear to them!" thought he, thinking of his troops. "Here +she is, the reward for all those fainthearted men," he reflected, +glancing at those near him and at the troops who were approaching and +forming up. "One word from me, one movement of my hand, and that ancient +capital of the Tsars would perish. But my clemency is always ready to +descend upon the vanquished. I must be magnanimous and truly great. But +no, it can't be true that I am in Moscow," he suddenly thought. "Yet +here she is lying at my feet, with her golden domes and crosses +scintillating and twinkling in the sunshine. But I shall spare her. On +the ancient monuments of barbarism and despotism I will inscribe great +words of justice and mercy.... It is just this which Alexander will feel +most painfully, I know him." (It seemed to Napoleon that the chief +import of what was taking place lay in the personal struggle between +himself and Alexander.) "From the height of the Kremlin--yes, there is +the Kremlin, yes--I will give them just laws; I will teach them the +meaning of true civilization, I will make generations of boyars remember +their conqueror with love. I will tell the deputation that I did not, +and do not, desire war, that I have waged war only against the false +policy of their court; that I love and respect Alexander and that in +Moscow I will accept terms of peace worthy of myself and of my people. I +do not wish to utilize the fortunes of war to humiliate an honored +monarch. 'Boyars,' I will say to them, 'I do not desire war, I desire +the peace and welfare of all my subjects.' However, I know their +presence will inspire me, and I shall speak to them as I always do: +clearly, impressively, and majestically. But can it be true that I am in +Moscow? Yes, there she lies." + +"Qu'on m'amene les boyars," * said he to his suite. + + +* "Bring the boyars to me." + +A general with a brilliant suite galloped off at once to fetch the +boyars. + +Two hours passed. Napoleon had lunched and was again standing in the +same place on the Poklonny Hill awaiting the deputation. His speech to +the boyars had already taken definite shape in his imagination. That +speech was full of dignity and greatness as Napoleon understood it. + +He was himself carried away by the tone of magnanimity he intended to +adopt toward Moscow. In his imagination he appointed days for assemblies +at the palace of the Tsars, at which Russian notables and his own would +mingle. He mentally appointed a governor, one who would win the hearts +of the people. Having learned that there were many charitable +institutions in Moscow he mentally decided that he would shower favors +on them all. He thought that, as in Africa he had to put on a burnoose +and sit in a mosque, so in Moscow he must be beneficent like the Tsars. +And in order finally to touch the hearts of the Russians--and being like +all Frenchmen unable to imagine anything sentimental without a reference +to ma chere, ma tendre, ma pauvre mere * --he decided that he would +place an inscription on all these establishments in large letters: "This +establishment is dedicated to my dear mother." Or no, it should be +simply: Maison de ma Mere, *(2) he concluded. "But am I really in +Moscow? Yes, here it lies before me, but why is the deputation from the +city so long in appearing?" he wondered. + + +* "My dear, my tender, my poor mother." + +* (2) "House of my Mother." + +Meanwhile an agitated consultation was being carried on in whispers +among his generals and marshals at the rear of his suite. Those sent to +fetch the deputation had returned with the news that Moscow was empty, +that everyone had left it. The faces of those who were not conferring +together were pale and perturbed. They were not alarmed by the fact that +Moscow had been abandoned by its inhabitants (grave as that fact +seemed), but by the question how to tell the Emperor--without putting +him in the terrible position of appearing ridiculous--that he had been +awaiting the boyars so long in vain: that there were drunken mobs left +in Moscow but no one else. Some said that a deputation of some sort must +be scraped together, others disputed that opinion and maintained that +the Emperor should first be carefully and skillfully prepared, and then +told the truth. + +"He will have to be told, all the same," said some gentlemen of the +suite. "But, gentlemen..." + +The position was the more awkward because the Emperor, meditating upon +his magnanimous plans, was pacing patiently up and down before the +outspread map, occasionally glancing along the road to Moscow from under +his lifted hand with a bright and proud smile. + +"But it's impossible..." declared the gentlemen of the suite, shrugging +their shoulders but not venturing to utter the implied word--le +ridicule... + +At last the Emperor, tired of futile expectation, his actor's instinct +suggesting to him that the sublime moment having been too long drawn out +was beginning to lose its sublimity, gave a sign with his hand. A single +report of a signaling gun followed, and the troops, who were already +spread out on different sides of Moscow, moved into the city through +Tver, Kaluga, and Dorogomilov gates. Faster and faster, vying with one +another, they moved at the double or at a trot, vanishing amid the +clouds of dust they raised and making the air ring with a deafening roar +of mingling shouts. + +Drawn on by the movement of his troops Napoleon rode with them as far as +the Dorogomilov gate, but there again stopped and, dismounting from his +horse, paced for a long time by the Kammer-Kollezski rampart, awaiting +the deputation. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +Meanwhile Moscow was empty. There were still people in it, perhaps a +fiftieth part of its former inhabitants had remained, but it was empty. +It was empty in the sense that a dying queenless hive is empty. + +In a queenless hive no life is left though to a superficial glance it +seems as much alive as other hives. + +The bees circle round a queenless hive in the hot beams of the midday +sun as gaily as around the living hives; from a distance it smells of +honey like the others, and bees fly in and out in the same way. But one +has only to observe that hive to realize that there is no longer any +life in it. The bees do not fly in the same way, the smell and the sound +that meet the beekeeper are not the same. To the beekeeper's tap on the +wall of the sick hive, instead of the former instant unanimous humming +of tens of thousands of bees with their abdomens threateningly +compressed, and producing by the rapid vibration of their wings an +aerial living sound, the only reply is a disconnected buzzing from +different parts of the deserted hive. From the alighting board, instead +of the former spirituous fragrant smell of honey and venom, and the warm +whiffs of crowded life, comes an odor of emptiness and decay mingling +with the smell of honey. There are no longer sentinels sounding the +alarm with their abdomens raised, and ready to die in defense of the +hive. There is no longer the measured quiet sound of throbbing activity, +like the sound of boiling water, but diverse discordant sounds of +disorder. In and out of the hive long black robber bees smeared with +honey fly timidly and shiftily. They do not sting, but crawl away from +danger. Formerly only bees laden with honey flew into the hive, and they +flew out empty; now they fly out laden. The beekeeper opens the lower +part of the hive and peers in. Instead of black, glossy bees--tamed by +toil, clinging to one another's legs and drawing out the wax, with a +ceaseless hum of labor--that used to hang in long clusters down to the +floor of the hive, drowsy shriveled bees crawl about separately in +various directions on the floor and walls of the hive. Instead of a +neatly glued floor, swept by the bees with the fanning of their wings, +there is a floor littered with bits of wax, excrement, dying bees +scarcely moving their legs, and dead ones that have not been cleared +away. + +The beekeeper opens the upper part of the hive and examines the super. +Instead of serried rows of bees sealing up every gap in the combs and +keeping the brood warm, he sees the skillful complex structures of the +combs, but no longer in their former state of purity. All is neglected +and foul. Black robber bees are swiftly and stealthily prowling about +the combs, and the short home bees, shriveled and listless as if they +were old, creep slowly about without trying to hinder the robbers, +having lost all motive and all sense of life. Drones, bumblebees, wasps, +and butterflies knock awkwardly against the walls of the hive in their +flight. Here and there among the cells containing dead brood and honey +an angry buzzing can sometimes be heard. Here and there a couple of +bees, by force of habit and custom cleaning out the brood cells, with +efforts beyond their strength laboriously drag away a dead bee or +bumblebee without knowing why they do it. In another corner two old bees +are languidly fighting, or cleaning themselves, or feeding one another, +without themselves knowing whether they do it with friendly or hostile +intent. In a third place a crowd of bees, crushing one another, attack +some victim and fight and smother it, and the victim, enfeebled or +killed, drops from above slowly and lightly as a feather, among the heap +of corpses. The keeper opens the two center partitions to examine the +brood cells. In place of the former close dark circles formed by +thousands of bees sitting back to back and guarding the high mystery of +generation, he sees hundreds of dull, listless, and sleepy shells of +bees. They have almost all died unawares, sitting in the sanctuary they +had guarded and which is now no more. They reek of decay and death. Only +a few of them still move, rise, and feebly fly to settle on the enemy's +hand, lacking the spirit to die stinging him; the rest are dead and fall +as lightly as fish scales. The beekeeper closes the hive, chalks a mark +on it, and when he has time tears out its contents and burns it clean. + +So in the same way Moscow was empty when Napoleon, weary, uneasy, and +morose, paced up and down in front of the Kammer-Kollezski rampart, +awaiting what to his mind was a necessary, if but formal, observance of +the proprieties--a deputation. + +In various corners of Moscow there still remained a few people aimlessly +moving about, following their old habits and hardly aware of what they +were doing. + +When with due circumspection Napoleon was informed that Moscow was +empty, he looked angrily at his informant, turned away, and silently +continued to walk to and fro. + +"My carriage!" he said. + +He took his seat beside the aide-de-camp on duty and drove into the +suburb. "Moscow deserted!" he said to himself. "What an incredible +event!" + +He did not drive into the town, but put up at an inn in the Dorogomilov +suburb. + +The coup de theatre had not come off. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +The Russian troops were passing through Moscow from two o'clock at night +till two in the afternoon and bore away with them the wounded and the +last of the inhabitants who were leaving. + +The greatest crush during the movement of the troops took place at the +Stone, Moskva, and Yauza bridges. + +While the troops, dividing into two parts when passing around the +Kremlin, were thronging the Moskva and the Stone bridges, a great many +soldiers, taking advantage of the stoppage and congestion, turned back +from the bridges and slipped stealthily and silently past the church of +Vasili the Beatified and under the Borovitski gate, back up the hill to +the Red Square where some instinct told them they could easily take +things not belonging to them. Crowds of the kind seen at cheap sales +filled all the passages and alleys of the Bazaar. But there were no +dealers with voices of ingratiating affability inviting customers to +enter; there were no hawkers, nor the usual motley crowd of female +purchasers--but only soldiers, in uniforms and overcoats though without +muskets, entering the Bazaar empty-handed and silently making their way +out through its passages with bundles. Tradesmen and their assistants +(of whom there were but few) moved about among the soldiers quite +bewildered. They unlocked their shops and locked them up again, and +themselves carried goods away with the help of their assistants. On the +square in front of the Bazaar were drummers beating the muster call. But +the roll of the drums did not make the looting soldiers run in the +direction of the drum as formerly, but made them, on the contrary, run +farther away. Among the soldiers in the shops and passages some men were +to be seen in gray coats, with closely shaven heads. Two officers, one +with a scarf over his uniform and mounted on a lean, dark-gray horse, +the other in an overcoat and on foot, stood at the corner of Ilyinka +Street, talking. A third officer galloped up to them. + +"The general orders them all to be driven out at once, without fail. +This is outrageous! Half the men have dispersed." + +"Where are you off to?... Where?..." he shouted to three infantrymen +without muskets who, holding up the skirts of their overcoats, were +slipping past him into the Bazaar passage. "Stop, you rascals!" + +"But how are you going to stop them?" replied another officer. "There is +no getting them together. The army should push on before the rest bolt, +that's all!" + +"How can one push on? They are stuck there, wedged on the bridge, and +don't move. Shouldn't we put a cordon round to prevent the rest from +running away?" + +"Come, go in there and drive them out!" shouted the senior officer. + +The officer in the scarf dismounted, called up a drummer, and went with +him into the arcade. Some soldiers started running away in a group. A +shopkeeper with red pimples on his cheeks near the nose, and a calm, +persistent, calculating expression on his plump face, hurriedly and +ostentatiously approached the officer, swinging his arms. + +"Your honor!" said he. "Be so good as to protect us! We won't grudge +trifles, you are welcome to anything--we shall be delighted! Pray!... +I'll fetch a piece of cloth at once for such an honorable gentleman, or +even two pieces with pleasure. For we feel how it is; but what's all +this--sheer robbery! If you please, could not guards be placed if only +to let us close the shop...." + +Several shopkeepers crowded round the officer. + +"Eh, what twaddle!" said one of them, a thin, stern-looking man. "When +one's head is gone one doesn't weep for one's hair! Take what any of you +like!" And flourishing his arm energetically he turned sideways to the +officer. + +"It's all very well for you, Ivan Sidorych, to talk," said the first +tradesman angrily. "Please step inside, your honor!" + +"Talk indeed!" cried the thin one. "In my three shops here I have a +hundred thousand rubles' worth of goods. Can they be saved when the army +has gone? Eh, what people! 'Against God's might our hands can't fight.'" + +"Come inside, your honor!" repeated the tradesman, bowing. + +The officer stood perplexed and his face showed indecision. + +"It's not my business!" he exclaimed, and strode on quickly down one of +the passages. + +From one open shop came the sound of blows and vituperation, and just as +the officer came up to it a man in a gray coat with a shaven head was +flung out violently. + +This man, bent double, rushed past the tradesman and the officer. The +officer pounced on the soldiers who were in the shops, but at that +moment fearful screams reached them from the huge crowd on the Moskva +bridge and the officer ran out into the square. + +"What is it? What is it?" he asked, but his comrade was already +galloping off past Vasili the Beatified in the direction from which the +screams came. + +The officer mounted his horse and rode after him. When he reached the +bridge he saw two unlimbered guns, the infantry crossing the bridge, +several overturned carts, and frightened and laughing faces among the +troops. Beside the cannon a cart was standing to which two horses were +harnessed. Four borzois with collars were pressing close to the wheels. +The cart was loaded high, and at the very top, beside a child's chair +with its legs in the air, sat a peasant woman uttering piercing and +desperate shrieks. He was told by his fellow officers that the screams +of the crowd and the shrieks of the woman were due to the fact that +General Ermolov, coming up to the crowd and learning that soldiers were +dispersing among the shops while crowds of civilians blocked the bridge, +had ordered two guns to be unlimbered and made a show of firing at the +bridge. The crowd, crushing one another, upsetting carts, and shouting +and squeezing desperately, had cleared off the bridge and the troops +were now moving forward. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +Meanwhile, the city itself was deserted. There was hardly anyone in the +streets. The gates and shops were all closed, only here and there round +the taverns solitary shouts or drunken songs could be heard. Nobody +drove through the streets and footsteps were rarely heard. The +Povarskaya was quite still and deserted. The huge courtyard of the +Rostovs' house was littered with wisps of hay and with dung from the +horses, and not a soul was to be seen there. In the great drawing room +of the house, which had been left with all it contained, were two +people. They were the yard porter Ignat, and the page boy Mishka, +Vasilich's grandson who had stayed in Moscow with his grandfather. +Mishka had opened the clavichord and was strumming on it with one +finger. The yard porter, his arms akimbo, stood smiling with +satisfaction before the large mirror. + +"Isn't it fine, eh, Uncle Ignat?" said the boy, suddenly beginning to +strike the keyboard with both hands. + +"Only fancy!" answered Ignat, surprised at the broadening grin on his +face in the mirror. + +"Impudence! Impudence!" they heard behind them the voice of Mavra +Kuzminichna who had entered silently. "How he's grinning, the fat mug! +Is that what you're here for? Nothing's cleared away down there and +Vasilich is worn out. Just you wait a bit!" + +Ignat left off smiling, adjusted his belt, and went out of the room with +meekly downcast eyes. + +"Aunt, I did it gently," said the boy. + +"I'll give you something gently, you monkey you!" cried Mavra +Kuzminichna, raising her arm threateningly. "Go and get the samovar to +boil for your grandfather." + +Mavra Kuzminichna flicked the dust off the clavichord and closed it, and +with a deep sigh left the drawing room and locked its main door. + +Going out into the yard she paused to consider where she should go next- +-to drink tea in the servants' wing with Vasilich, or into the storeroom +to put away what still lay about. + +She heard the sound of quick footsteps in the quiet street. Someone +stopped at the gate, and the latch rattled as someone tried to open it. +Mavra Kuzminichna went to the gate. + +"Who do you want?" + +"The count--Count Ilya Andreevich Rostov." + +"And who are you?" + +"An officer, I have to see him," came the reply in a pleasant, well-bred +Russian voice. + +Mavra Kuzminichna opened the gate and an officer of eighteen, with the +round face of a Rostov, entered the yard. + +"They have gone away, sir. Went away yesterday at vespertime," said +Mavra Kuzminichna cordially. + +The young officer standing in the gateway, as if hesitating whether to +enter or not, clicked his tongue. + +"Ah, how annoying!" he muttered. "I should have come yesterday.... Ah, +what a pity." + +Meanwhile, Mavra Kuzminichna was attentively and sympathetically +examining the familiar Rostov features of the young man's face, his +tattered coat and trodden-down boots. + +"What did you want to see the count for?" she asked. + +"Oh well... it can't be helped!" said he in a tone of vexation and +placed his hand on the gate as if to leave. + +He again paused in indecision. + +"You see," he suddenly said, "I am a kinsman of the count's and he has +been very kind to me. As you see" (he glanced with an amused air and +good-natured smile at his coat and boots) "my things are worn out and I +have no money, so I was going to ask the count..." + +Mavra Kuzminichna did not let him finish. + +"Just wait a minute, sir. One little moment," said she. + +And as soon as the officer let go of the gate handle she turned and, +hurrying away on her old legs, went through the back yard to the +servants' quarters. + +While Mavra Kuzminichna was running to her room the officer walked about +the yard gazing at his worn-out boots with lowered head and a faint +smile on his lips. "What a pity I've missed Uncle! What a nice old +woman! Where has she run off to? And how am I to find the nearest way to +overtake my regiment, which must by now be getting near the Rogozhski +gate?" thought he. Just then Mavra Kuzminichna appeared from behind the +corner of the house with a frightened yet resolute look, carrying a +rolled-up check kerchief in her hand. While still a few steps from the +officer she unfolded the kerchief and took out of it a white twenty- +five-ruble assignat and hastily handed it to him. + +"If his excellency had been at home, as a kinsman he would of course... +but as it is..." + +Mavra Kuzminichna grew abashed and confused. The officer did not +decline, but took the note quietly and thanked her. + +"If the count had been at home..." Mavra Kuzminichna went on +apologetically. "Christ be with you, sir! May God preserve you!" said +she, bowing as she saw him out. + +Swaying his head and smiling as if amused at himself, the officer ran +almost at a trot through the deserted streets toward the Yauza bridge to +overtake his regiment. + +But Mavra Kuzminichna stood at the closed gate for some time with moist +eyes, pensively swaying her head and feeling an unexpected flow of +motherly tenderness and pity for the unknown young officer. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +From an unfinished house on the Varvarka, the ground floor of which was +a dramshop, came drunken shouts and songs. On benches round the tables +in a dirty little room sat some ten factory hands. Tipsy and perspiring, +with dim eyes and wide-open mouths, they were all laboriously singing +some song or other. They were singing discordantly, arduously, and with +great effort, evidently not because they wished to sing, but because +they wanted to show they were drunk and on a spree. One, a tall, fair- +haired lad in a clean blue coat, was standing over the others. His face +with its fine straight nose would have been handsome had it not been for +his thin, compressed, twitching lips and dull, gloomy, fixed eyes. +Evidently possessed by some idea, he stood over those who were singing, +and solemnly and jerkily flourished above their heads his white arm with +the sleeve turned up to the elbow, trying unnaturally to spread out his +dirty fingers. The sleeve of his coat kept slipping down and he always +carefully rolled it up again with his left hand, as if it were most +important that the sinewy white arm he was flourishing should be bare. +In the midst of the song cries were heard, and fighting and blows in the +passage and porch. The tall lad waved his arm. + +"Stop it!" he exclaimed peremptorily. "There's a fight, lads!" And, +still rolling up his sleeve, he went out to the porch. + +The factory hands followed him. These men, who under the leadership of +the tall lad were drinking in the dramshop that morning, had brought the +publican some skins from the factory and for this had had drink served +them. The blacksmiths from a neighboring smithy, hearing the sounds of +revelry in the tavern and supposing it to have been broken into, wished +to force their way in too and a fight in the porch had resulted. + +The publican was fighting one of the smiths at the door, and when the +workmen came out the smith, wrenching himself free from the tavern +keeper, fell face downward on the pavement. + +Another smith tried to enter the doorway, pressing against the publican +with his chest. + +The lad with the turned-up sleeve gave the smith a blow in the face and +cried wildly: "They're fighting us, lads!" + +At that moment the first smith got up and, scratching his bruised face +to make it bleed, shouted in a tearful voice: "Police! Murder!... +They've killed a man, lads!" + +"Oh, gracious me, a man beaten to death--killed!..." screamed a woman +coming out of a gate close by. + +A crowd gathered round the bloodstained smith. + +"Haven't you robbed people enough--taking their last shirts?" said a +voice addressing the publican. "What have you killed a man for, you +thief?" + +The tall lad, standing in the porch, turned his bleared eyes from the +publican to the smith and back again as if considering whom he ought to +fight now. + +"Murderer!" he shouted suddenly to the publican. "Bind him, lads!" + +"I daresay you would like to bind me!" shouted the publican, pushing +away the men advancing on him, and snatching his cap from his head he +flung it on the ground. + +As if this action had some mysterious and menacing significance, the +workmen surrounding the publican paused in indecision. + +"I know the law very well, mates! I'll take the matter to the captain of +police. You think I won't get to him? Robbery is not permitted to +anybody now a days!" shouted the publican, picking up his cap. + +"Come along then! Come along then!" the publican and the tall young +fellow repeated one after the other, and they moved up the street +together. + +The bloodstained smith went beside them. The factory hands and others +followed behind, talking and shouting. + +At the corner of the Moroseyka, opposite a large house with closed +shutters and bearing a bootmaker's signboard, stood a score of thin, +worn-out, gloomy-faced bootmakers, wearing overalls and long tattered +coats. + +"He should pay folks off properly," a thin workingman, with frowning +brows and a straggly beard, was saying. + +"But he's sucked our blood and now he thinks he's quit of us. He's been +misleading us all the week and now that he's brought us to this pass +he's made off." + +On seeing the crowd and the bloodstained man the workman ceased +speaking, and with eager curiosity all the bootmakers joined the moving +crowd. + +"Where are all the folks going?" + +"Why, to the police, of course!" + +"I say, is it true that we have been beaten?" "And what did you think? +Look what folks are saying." + +Questions and answers were heard. The publican, taking advantage of the +increased crowd, dropped behind and returned to his tavern. + +The tall youth, not noticing the disappearance of his foe, waved his +bare arm and went on talking incessantly, attracting general attention +to himself. It was around him that the people chiefly crowded, expecting +answers from him to the questions that occupied all their minds. + +"He must keep order, keep the law, that's what the government is there +for. Am I not right, good Christians?" said the tall youth, with a +scarcely perceptible smile. "He thinks there's no government! How can +one do without government? Or else there would be plenty who'd rob us." + +"Why talk nonsense?" rejoined voices in the crowd. "Will they give up +Moscow like this? They told you that for fun, and you believed it! +Aren't there plenty of troops on the march? Let him in, indeed! That's +what the government is for. You'd better listen to what people are +saying," said some of the mob pointing to the tall youth. + +By the wall of China-Town a smaller group of people were gathered round +a man in a frieze coat who held a paper in his hand. + +"An ukase, they are reading an ukase! Reading an ukase!" cried voices in +the crowd, and the people rushed toward the reader. + +The man in the frieze coat was reading the broadsheet of August 31. When +the crowd collected round him he seemed confused, but at the demand of +the tall lad who had pushed his way up to him, he began in a rather +tremulous voice to read the sheet from the beginning. + +"Early tomorrow I shall go to his Serene Highness," he read ("Sirin +Highness," said the tall fellow with a triumphant smile on his lips and +a frown on his brow), "to consult with him to act, and to aid the army +to exterminate these scoundrels. We too will take part..." the reader +went on, and then paused ("Do you see," shouted the youth victoriously, +"he's going to clear up the whole affair for you...."), "in destroying +them, and will send these visitors to the devil. I will come back to +dinner, and we'll set to work. We will do, completely do, and undo these +scoundrels." + +The last words were read out in the midst of complete silence. The tall +lad hung his head gloomily. It was evident that no one had understood +the last part. In particular, the words "I will come back to dinner," +evidently displeased both reader and audience. The people's minds were +tuned to a high pitch and this was too simple and needlessly +comprehensible--it was what any one of them might have said and +therefore was what an ukase emanating from the highest authority should +not say. + +They all stood despondent and silent. The tall youth moved his lips and +swayed from side to side. + +"We should ask him... that's he himself?"... "Yes, ask him indeed!... +Why not? He'll explain"... voices in the rear of the crowd were suddenly +heard saying, and the general attention turned to the police +superintendent's trap which drove into the square attended by two +mounted dragoons. + +The superintendent of police, who had gone that morning by Count +Rostopchin's orders to burn the barges and had in connection with that +matter acquired a large sum of money which was at that moment in his +pocket, on seeing a crowd bearing down upon him told his coachman to +stop. + +"What people are these?" he shouted to the men, who were moving singly +and timidly in the direction of his trap. + +"What people are these?" he shouted again, receiving no answer. + +"Your honor..." replied the shopman in the frieze coat, "your honor, in +accord with the proclamation of his highest excellency the count, they +desire to serve, not sparing their lives, and it is not any kind of +riot, but as his highest excellence said..." + +"The count has not left, he is here, and an order will be issued +concerning you," said the superintendent of police. "Go on!" he ordered +his coachman. + +The crowd halted, pressing around those who had heard what the +superintendent had said, and looking at the departing trap. + +The superintendent of police turned round at that moment with a scared +look, said something to his coachman, and his horses increased their +speed. + +"It's a fraud, lads! Lead the way to him, himself!" shouted the tall +youth. "Don't let him go, lads! Let him answer us! Keep him!" shouted +different people and the people dashed in pursuit of the trap. + +Following the superintendent of police and talking loudly the crowd went +in the direction of the Lubyanka Street. + +"There now, the gentry and merchants have gone away and left us to +perish. Do they think we're dogs?" voices in the crowd were heard saying +more and more frequently. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +On the evening of the first of September, after his interview with +Kutuzov, Count Rostopchin had returned to Moscow mortified and offended +because he had not been invited to attend the council of war, and +because Kutuzov had paid no attention to his offer to take part in the +defense of the city; amazed also at the novel outlook revealed to him at +the camp, which treated the tranquillity of the capital and its +patriotic fervor as not merely secondary but quite irrelevant and +unimportant matters. Distressed, offended, and surprised by all this, +Rostopchin had returned to Moscow. After supper he lay down on a sofa +without undressing, and was awakened soon after midnight by a courier +bringing him a letter from Kutuzov. This letter requested the count to +send police officers to guide the troops through the town, as the army +was retreating to the Ryazan road beyond Moscow. This was not news to +Rostopchin. He had known that Moscow would be abandoned not merely since +his interview the previous day with Kutuzov on the Poklonny Hill but +ever since the battle of Borodino, for all the generals who came to +Moscow after that battle had said unanimously that it was impossible to +fight another battle, and since then the government property had been +removed every night, and half the inhabitants had left the city with +Rostopchin's own permission. Yet all the same this information +astonished and irritated the count, coming as it did in the form of a +simple note with an order from Kutuzov, and received at night, breaking +in on his beauty sleep. + +When later on in his memoirs Count Rostopchin explained his actions at +this time, he repeatedly says that he was then actuated by two important +considerations: to maintain tranquillity in Moscow and expedite the +departure of the inhabitants. If one accepts this twofold aim all +Rostopchin's actions appear irreproachable. "Why were the holy relics, +the arms, ammunition, gunpowder, and stores of corn not removed? Why +were thousands of inhabitants deceived into believing that Moscow would +not be given up--and thereby ruined?" "To preserve the tranquillity of +the city," explains Count Rostopchin. "Why were bundles of useless +papers from the government offices, and Leppich's balloon and other +articles removed?" "To leave the town empty," explains Count Rostopchin. +One need only admit that public tranquillity is in danger and any action +finds a justification. + +All the horrors of the reign of terror were based only on solicitude for +public tranquillity. + +On what, then, was Count Rostopchin's fear for the tranquillity of +Moscow based in 1812? What reason was there for assuming any probability +of an uprising in the city? The inhabitants were leaving it and the +retreating troops were filling it. Why should that cause the masses to +riot? + +Neither in Moscow nor anywhere in Russia did anything resembling an +insurrection ever occur when the enemy entered a town. More than ten +thousand people were still in Moscow on the first and second of +September, and except for a mob in the governor's courtyard, assembled +there at his bidding, nothing happened. It is obvious that there would +have been even less reason to expect a disturbance among the people if +after the battle of Borodino, when the surrender of Moscow became +certain or at least probable, Rostopchin instead of exciting the people +by distributing arms and broadsheets had taken steps to remove all the +holy relics, the gunpowder, munitions, and money, and had told the +population plainly that the town would be abandoned. + +Rostopchin, though he had patriotic sentiments, was a sanguine and +impulsive man who had always moved in the highest administrative circles +and had no understanding at all of the people he supposed himself to be +guiding. Ever since the enemy's entry into Smolensk he had in +imagination been playing the role of director of the popular feeling of +"the heart of Russia." Not only did it seem to him (as to all +administrators) that he controlled the external actions of Moscow's +inhabitants, but he also thought he controlled their mental attitude by +means of his broadsheets and posters, written in a coarse tone which the +people despise in their own class and do not understand from those in +authority. Rostopchin was so pleased with the fine role of leader of +popular feeling, and had grown so used to it, that the necessity of +relinquishing that role and abandoning Moscow without any heroic display +took him unawares and he suddenly felt the ground slip away from under +his feet, so that he positively did not know what to do. Though he knew +it was coming, he did not till the last moment wholeheartedly believe +that Moscow would be abandoned, and did not prepare for it. The +inhabitants left against his wishes. If the government offices were +removed, this was only done on the demand of officials to whom the count +yielded reluctantly. He was absorbed in the role he had created for +himself. As is often the case with those gifted with an ardent +imagination, though he had long known that Moscow would be abandoned he +knew it only with his intellect, he did not believe it in his heart and +did not adapt himself mentally to this new position of affairs. + +All his painstaking and energetic activity (in how far it was useful and +had any effect on the people is another question) had been simply +directed toward arousing in the masses his own feeling of patriotic +hatred of the French. + +But when events assumed their true historical character, when expressing +hatred for the French in words proved insufficient, when it was not even +possible to express that hatred by fighting a battle, when self- +confidence was of no avail in relation to the one question before +Moscow, when the whole population streamed out of Moscow as one man, +abandoning their belongings and proving by that negative action all the +depth of their national feeling, then the role chosen by Rostopchin +suddenly appeared senseless. He unexpectedly felt himself ridiculous, +weak, and alone, with no ground to stand on. + +When, awakened from his sleep, he received that cold, peremptory note +from Kutuzov, he felt the more irritated the more he felt himself to +blame. All that he had been specially put in charge of, the state +property which he should have removed, was still in Moscow and it was no +longer possible to take the whole of it away. + +"Who is to blame for it? Who has let things come to such a pass?" he +ruminated. "Not I, of course. I had everything ready. I had Moscow +firmly in hand. And this is what they have let it come to! Villains! +Traitors!" he thought, without clearly defining who the villains and +traitors were, but feeling it necessary to hate those traitors whoever +they might be who were to blame for the false and ridiculous position in +which he found himself. + +All that night Count Rostopchin issued orders, for which people came to +him from all parts of Moscow. Those about him had never seen the count +so morose and irritable. + +"Your excellency, the Director of the Registrar's Department has sent +for instructions... From the Consistory, from the Senate, from the +University, from the Foundling Hospital, the Suffragan has sent... +asking for information.... What are your orders about the Fire Brigade? +From the governor of the prison... from the superintendent of the +lunatic asylum..." All night long such announcements were continually +being received by the count. + +To all these inquiries he gave brief and angry replies indicating that +orders from him were not now needed, that the whole affair, carefully +prepared by him, had now been ruined by somebody, and that that somebody +would have to bear the whole responsibility for all that might happen. + +"Oh, tell that blockhead," he said in reply to the question from the +Registrar's Department, "that he should remain to guard his documents. +Now why are you asking silly questions about the Fire Brigade? They have +horses, let them be off to Vladimir, and not leave them to the French." + +"Your excellency, the superintendent of the lunatic asylum has come: +what are your commands?" + +"My commands? Let them go away, that's all.... And let the lunatics out +into the town. When lunatics command our armies God evidently means +these other madmen to be free." + +In reply to an inquiry about the convicts in the prison, Count +Rostopchin shouted angrily at the governor: + +"Do you expect me to give you two battalions--which we have not got--for +a convoy? Release them, that's all about it!" + +"Your excellency, there are some political prisoners, Meshkov, +Vereshchagin..." + +"Vereshchagin! Hasn't he been hanged yet?" shouted Rostopchin. "Bring +him to me!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + +Toward nine o'clock in the morning, when the troops were already moving +through Moscow, nobody came to the count any more for instructions. +Those who were able to get away were going of their own accord, those +who remained behind decided for themselves what they must do. + +The count ordered his carriage that he might drive to Sokolniki, and sat +in his study with folded hands, morose, sallow, and taciturn. + +In quiet and untroubled times it seems to every administrator that it is +only by his efforts that the whole population under his rule is kept +going, and in this consciousness of being indispensable every +administrator finds the chief reward of his labor and efforts. While the +sea of history remains calm the ruler-administrator in his frail bark, +holding on with a boat hook to the ship of the people and himself +moving, naturally imagines that his efforts move the ship he is holding +on to. But as soon as a storm arises and the sea begins to heave and the +ship to move, such a delusion is no longer possible. The ship moves +independently with its own enormous motion, the boat hook no longer +reaches the moving vessel, and suddenly the administrator, instead of +appearing a ruler and a source of power, becomes an insignificant, +useless, feeble man. + +Rostopchin felt this, and it was this which exasperated him. + +The superintendent of police, whom the crowd had stopped, went in to see +him at the same time as an adjutant who informed the count that the +horses were harnessed. They were both pale, and the superintendent of +police, after reporting that he had executed the instructions he had +received, informed the count that an immense crowd had collected in the +courtyard and wished to see him. + +Without saying a word Rostopchin rose and walked hastily to his light, +luxurious drawing room, went to the balcony door, took hold of the +handle, let it go again, and went to the window from which he had a +better view of the whole crowd. The tall lad was standing in front, +flourishing his arm and saying something with a stern look. The blood- +stained smith stood beside him with a gloomy face. A drone of voices was +audible through the closed window. + +"Is my carriage ready?" asked Rostopchin, stepping back from the window. + +"It is, your excellency," replied the adjutant. + +Rostopchin went again to the balcony door. + +"But what do they want?" he asked the superintendent of police. + +"Your excellency, they say they have got ready, according to your +orders, to go against the French, and they shouted something about +treachery. But it is a turbulent crowd, your excellency--I hardly +managed to get away from it. Your excellency, I venture to suggest..." + +"You may go. I don't need you to tell me what to do!" exclaimed +Rostopchin angrily. + +He stood by the balcony door looking at the crowd. + +"This is what they have done with Russia! This is what they have done +with me!" thought he, full of an irrepressible fury that welled up +within him against the someone to whom what was happening might be +attributed. As often happens with passionate people, he was mastered by +anger but was still seeking an object on which to vent it. "Here is that +mob, the dregs of the people," he thought as he gazed at the crowd: +"this rabble they have roused by their folly! They want a victim," he +thought as he looked at the tall lad flourishing his arm. And this +thought occurred to him just because he himself desired a victim, +something on which to vent his rage. + +"Is the carriage ready?" he asked again. + +"Yes, your excellency. What are your orders about Vereshchagin? He is +waiting at the porch," said the adjutant. + +"Ah!" exclaimed Rostopchin, as if struck by an unexpected recollection. + +And rapidly opening the door he went resolutely out onto the balcony. +The talking instantly ceased, hats and caps were doffed, and all eyes +were raised to the count. + +"Good morning, lads!" said the count briskly and loudly. "Thank you for +coming. I'll come out to you in a moment, but we must first settle with +the villain. We must punish the villain who has caused the ruin of +Moscow. Wait for me!" + +And the count stepped as briskly back into the room and slammed the door +behind him. + +A murmur of approbation and satisfaction ran through the crowd. "He'll +settle with all the villains, you'll see! And you said the French... +He'll show you what law is!" the mob were saying as if reproving one +another for their lack of confidence. + +A few minutes later an officer came hurriedly out of the front door, +gave an order, and the dragoons formed up in line. The crowd moved +eagerly from the balcony toward the porch. Rostopchin, coming out there +with quick angry steps, looked hastily around as if seeking someone. + +"Where is he?" he inquired. And as he spoke he saw a young man coming +round the corner of the house between two dragoons. He had a long thin +neck, and his head, that had been half shaved, was again covered by +short hair. This young man was dressed in a threadbare blue cloth coat +lined with fox fur, that had once been smart, and dirty hempen convict +trousers, over which were pulled his thin, dirty, trodden-down boots. On +his thin, weak legs were heavy chains which hampered his irresolute +movements. + +"Ah!" said Rostopchin, hurriedly turning away his eyes from the young +man in the fur-lined coat and pointing to the bottom step of the porch. +"Put him there." + +The young man in his clattering chains stepped clumsily to the spot +indicated, holding away with one finger the coat collar which chafed his +neck, turned his long neck twice this way and that, sighed, and +submissively folded before him his thin hands, unused to work. + +For several seconds while the young man was taking his place on the step +the silence continued. Only among the back rows of the people, who were +all pressing toward the one spot, could sighs, groans, and the shuffling +of feet be heard. + +While waiting for the young man to take his place on the step Rostopchin +stood frowning and rubbing his face with his hand. + +"Lads!" said he, with a metallic ring in his voice. "This man, +Vereshchagin, is the scoundrel by whose doing Moscow is perishing." + +The young man in the fur-lined coat, stooping a little, stood in a +submissive attitude, his fingers clasped before him. His emaciated young +face, disfigured by the half-shaven head, hung down hopelessly. At the +count's first words he raised it slowly and looked up at him as if +wishing to say something or at least to meet his eye. But Rostopchin did +not look at him. A vein in the young man's long thin neck swelled like a +cord and went blue behind the ear, and suddenly his face flushed. + +All eyes were fixed on him. He looked at the crowd, and rendered more +hopeful by the expression he read on the faces there, he smiled sadly +and timidly, and lowering his head shifted his feet on the step. + +"He has betrayed his Tsar and his country, he has gone over to +Bonaparte. He alone of all the Russians has disgraced the Russian name, +he has caused Moscow to perish," said Rostopchin in a sharp, even voice, +but suddenly he glanced down at Vereshchagin who continued to stand in +the same submissive attitude. As if inflamed by the sight, he raised his +arm and addressed the people, almost shouting: + +"Deal with him as you think fit! I hand him over to you." + +The crowd remained silent and only pressed closer and closer to one +another. To keep one another back, to breathe in that stifling +atmosphere, to be unable to stir, and to await something unknown, +uncomprehended, and terrible, was becoming unbearable. Those standing in +front, who had seen and heard what had taken place before them, all +stood with wide-open eyes and mouths, straining with all their strength, +and held back the crowd that was pushing behind them. + +"Beat him!... Let the traitor perish and not disgrace the Russian name!" +shouted Rostopchin. "Cut him down. I command it." + +Hearing not so much the words as the angry tone of Rostopchin's voice, +the crowd moaned and heaved forward, but again paused. + +"Count!" exclaimed the timid yet theatrical voice of Vereshchagin in the +midst of the momentary silence that ensued, "Count! One God is above us +both...." He lifted his head and again the thick vein in his thin neck +filled with blood and the color rapidly came and went in his face. + +He did not finish what he wished to say. + +"Cut him down! I command it..." shouted Rostopchin, suddenly growing +pale like Vereshchagin. + +"Draw sabers!" cried the dragoon officer, drawing his own. + +Another still stronger wave flowed through the crowd and reaching the +front ranks carried it swaying to the very steps of the porch. The tall +youth, with a stony look on his face, and rigid and uplifted arm, stood +beside Vereshchagin. + +"Saber him!" the dragoon officer almost whispered. + +And one of the soldiers, his face all at once distorted with fury, +struck Vereshchagin on the head with the blunt side of his saber. + +"Ah!" cried Vereshchagin in meek surprise, looking round with a +frightened glance as if not understanding why this was done to him. A +similar moan of surprise and horror ran through the crowd. "O Lord!" +exclaimed a sorrowful voice. + +But after the exclamation of surprise that had escaped from Vereshchagin +he uttered a plaintive cry of pain, and that cry was fatal. The barrier +of human feeling, strained to the utmost, that had held the crowd in +check suddenly broke. The crime had begun and must now be completed. The +plaintive moan of reproach was drowned by the threatening and angry roar +of the crowd. Like the seventh and last wave that shatters a ship, that +last irresistible wave burst from the rear and reached the front ranks, +carrying them off their feet and engulfing them all. The dragoon was +about to repeat his blow. Vereshchagin with a cry of horror, covering +his head with his hands, rushed toward the crowd. The tall youth, +against whom he stumbled, seized his thin neck with his hands and, +yelling wildly, fell with him under the feet of the pressing, struggling +crowd. + +Some beat and tore at Vereshchagin, others at the tall youth. And the +screams of those that were being trampled on and of those who tried to +rescue the tall lad only increased the fury of the crowd. It was a long +time before the dragoons could extricate the bleeding youth, beaten +almost to death. And for a long time, despite the feverish haste with +which the mob tried to end the work that had been begun, those who were +hitting, throttling, and tearing at Vereshchagin were unable to kill +him, for the crowd pressed from all sides, swaying as one mass with them +in the center and rendering it impossible for them either to kill him or +let him go. + +"Hit him with an ax, eh!... Crushed?... Traitor, he sold Christ.... +Still alive... tenacious... serves him right! Torture serves a thief +right. Use the hatchet!... What--still alive?" + +Only when the victim ceased to struggle and his cries changed to a long- +drawn, measured death rattle did the crowd around his prostrate, +bleeding corpse begin rapidly to change places. Each one came up, +glanced at what had been done, and with horror, reproach, and +astonishment pushed back again. + +"O Lord! The people are like wild beasts! How could he be alive?" voices +in the crowd could be heard saying. "Quite a young fellow too... must +have been a merchant's son. What men!... and they say he's not the right +one.... How not the right one?... O Lord! And there's another has been +beaten too--they say he's nearly done for.... Oh, the people... Aren't +they afraid of sinning?..." said the same mob now, looking with pained +distress at the dead body with its long, thin, half-severed neck and its +livid face stained with blood and dust. + +A painstaking police officer, considering the presence of a corpse in +his excellency's courtyard unseemly, told the dragoons to take it away. +Two dragoons took it by its distorted legs and dragged it along the +ground. The gory, dust-stained, half-shaven head with its long neck +trailed twisting along the ground. The crowd shrank back from it. + +At the moment when Vereshchagin fell and the crowd closed in with savage +yells and swayed about him, Rostopchin suddenly turned pale and, instead +of going to the back entrance where his carriage awaited him, went with +hurried steps and bent head, not knowing where and why, along the +passage leading to the rooms on the ground floor. The count's face was +white and he could not control the feverish twitching of his lower jaw. + +"This way, your excellency... Where are you going?... This way, +please..." said a trembling, frightened voice behind him. + +Count Rostopchin was unable to reply and, turning obediently, went in +the direction indicated. At the back entrance stood his caleche. The +distant roar of the yelling crowd was audible even there. He hastily +took his seat and told the coachman to drive him to his country house in +Sokolniki. + +When they reached the Myasnitski Street and could no longer hear the +shouts of the mob, the count began to repent. He remembered with +dissatisfaction the agitation and fear he had betrayed before his +subordinates. "The mob is terrible--disgusting," he said to himself in +French. "They are like wolves whom nothing but flesh can appease." +"Count! One God is above us both!"--Vereshchagin's words suddenly +recurred to him, and a disagreeable shiver ran down his back. But this +was only a momentary feeling and Count Rostopchin smiled disdainfully at +himself. "I had other duties," thought he. "The people had to be +appeased. Many other victims have perished and are perishing for the +public good"--and he began thinking of his social duties to his family +and to the city entrusted to him, and of himself--not himself as +Theodore Vasilyevich Rostopchin (he fancied that Theodore Vasilyevich +Rostopchin was sacrificing himself for the public good) but himself as +governor, the representative of authority and of the Tsar. "Had I been +simply Theodore Vasilyevich my course of action would have been quite +different, but it was my duty to safeguard my life and dignity as +commander-in-chief." + +Lightly swaying on the flexible springs of his carriage and no longer +hearing the terrible sounds of the crowd, Rostopchin grew physically +calm and, as always happens, as soon as he became physically tranquil +his mind devised reasons why he should be mentally tranquil too. The +thought which tranquillized Rostopchin was not a new one. Since the +world began and men have killed one another no one has ever committed +such a crime against his fellow man without comforting himself with this +same idea. This idea is le bien public, the hypothetical welfare of +other people. + +To a man not swayed by passion that welfare is never certain, but he who +commits such a crime always knows just where that welfare lies. And +Rostopchin now knew it. + +Not only did his reason not reproach him for what he had done, but he +even found cause for self-satisfaction in having so successfully +contrived to avail himself of a convenient opportunity to punish a +criminal and at the same time pacify the mob. + +"Vereshchagin was tried and condemned to death," thought Rostopchin +(though the Senate had only condemned Vereshchagin to hard labor), "he +was a traitor and a spy. I could not let him go unpunished and so I have +killed two birds with one stone: to appease the mob I gave them a victim +and at the same time punished a miscreant." + +Having reached his country house and begun to give orders about domestic +arrangements, the count grew quite tranquil. + +Half an hour later he was driving with his fast horses across the +Sokolniki field, no longer thinking of what had occurred but considering +what was to come. He was driving to the Yauza bridge where he had heard +that Kutuzov was. Count Rostopchin was mentally preparing the angry and +stinging reproaches he meant to address to Kutuzov for his deception. He +would make that foxy old courtier feel that the responsibility for all +the calamities that would follow the abandonment of the city and the +ruin of Russia (as Rostopchin regarded it) would fall upon his doting +old head. Planning beforehand what he would say to Kutuzov, Rostopchin +turned angrily in his caleche and gazed sternly from side to side. + +The Sokolniki field was deserted. Only at the end of it, in front of the +almshouse and the lunatic asylum, could be seen some people in white and +others like them walking singly across the field shouting and +gesticulating. + +One of these was running to cross the path of Count Rostopchin's +carriage, and the count himself, his coachman, and his dragoons looked +with vague horror and curiosity at these released lunatics and +especially at the one running toward them. + +Swaying from side to side on his long, thin legs in his fluttering +dressing gown, this lunatic was running impetuously, his gaze fixed on +Rostopchin, shouting something in a hoarse voice and making signs to him +to stop. The lunatic's solemn, gloomy face was thin and yellow, with its +beard growing in uneven tufts. His black, agate pupils with saffron- +yellow whites moved restlessly near the lower eyelids. + +"Stop! Pull up, I tell you!" he cried in a piercing voice, and again +shouted something breathlessly with emphatic intonations and gestures. + +Coming abreast of the caleche he ran beside it. + +"Thrice have they slain me, thrice have I risen from the dead. They +stoned me, crucified me... I shall rise... shall rise... shall rise. +They have torn my body. The kingdom of God will be overthrown... Thrice +will I overthrow it and thrice re-establish it!" he cried, raising his +voice higher and higher. + +Count Rostopchin suddenly grew pale as he had done when the crowd closed +in on Vereshchagin. He turned away. "Go fas... faster!" he cried in a +trembling voice to his coachman. The caleche flew over the ground as +fast as the horses could draw it, but for a long time Count Rostopchin +still heard the insane despairing screams growing fainter in the +distance, while his eyes saw nothing but the astonished, frightened, +bloodstained face of "the traitor" in the fur-lined coat. + +Recent as that mental picture was, Rostopchin already felt that it had +cut deep into his heart and drawn blood. Even now he felt clearly that +the gory trace of that recollection would not pass with time, but that +the terrible memory would, on the contrary, dwell in his heart ever more +cruelly and painfully to the end of his life. He seemed still to hear +the sound of his own words: "Cut him down! I command it...." + +"Why did I utter those words? It was by some accident I said them.... I +need not have said them," he thought. "And then nothing would have +happened." He saw the frightened and then infuriated face of the dragoon +who dealt the blow, the look of silent, timid reproach that boy in the +fur-lined coat had turned upon him. "But I did not do it for my own +sake. I was bound to act that way.... The mob, the traitor... the public +welfare," thought he. + +Troops were still crowding at the Yauza bridge. It was hot. Kutuzov, +dejected and frowning, sat on a bench by the bridge toying with his whip +in the sand when a caleche dashed up noisily. A man in a general's +uniform with plumes in his hat went up to Kutuzov and said something in +French. It was Count Rostopchin. He told Kutuzov that he had come +because Moscow, the capital, was no more and only the army remained. + +"Things would have been different if your Serene Highness had not told +me that you would not abandon Moscow without another battle; all this +would not have happened," he said. + +Kutuzov looked at Rostopchin as if, not grasping what was said to him, +he was trying to read something peculiar written at that moment on the +face of the man addressing him. Rostopchin grew confused and became +silent. Kutuzov slightly shook his head and not taking his penetrating +gaze from Rostopchin's face muttered softly: + +"No! I shall not give up Moscow without a battle!" + +Whether Kutuzov was thinking of something entirely different when he +spoke those words, or uttered them purposely, knowing them to be +meaningless, at any rate Rostopchin made no reply and hastily left him. +And strange to say, the Governor of Moscow, the proud Count Rostopchin, +took up a Cossack whip and went to the bridge where he began with shouts +to drive on the carts that blocked the way. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + +Toward four o'clock in the afternoon Murat's troops were entering +Moscow. In front rode a detachment of Wurttemberg hussars and behind +them rode the King of Naples himself accompanied by a numerous suite. + +About the middle of the Arbat Street, near the Church of the Miraculous +Icon of St. Nicholas, Murat halted to await news from the advanced +detachment as to the condition in which they had found the citadel, le +Kremlin. + +Around Murat gathered a group of those who had remained in Moscow. They +all stared in timid bewilderment at the strange, long-haired commander +dressed up in feathers and gold. + +"Is that their Tsar himself? He's not bad!" low voices could be heard +saying. + +An interpreter rode up to the group. + +"Take off your cap... your caps!" These words went from one to another +in the crowd. The interpreter addressed an old porter and asked if it +was far to the Kremlin. The porter, listening in perplexity to the +unfamiliar Polish accent and not realizing that the interpreter was +speaking Russian, did not understand what was being said to him and +slipped behind the others. + +Murat approached the interpreter and told him to ask where the Russian +army was. One of the Russians understood what was asked and several +voices at once began answering the interpreter. A French officer, +returning from the advanced detachment, rode up to Murat and reported +that the gates of the citadel had been barricaded and that there was +probably an ambuscade there. + +"Good!" said Murat and, turning to one of the gentlemen in his suite, +ordered four light guns to be moved forward to fire at the gates. + +The guns emerged at a trot from the column following Murat and advanced +up the Arbat. When they reached the end of the Vozdvizhenka Street they +halted and drew in the Square. Several French officers superintended the +placing of the guns and looked at the Kremlin through field glasses. + +The bells in the Kremlin were ringing for vespers, and this sound +troubled the French. They imagined it to be a call to arms. A few +infantrymen ran to the Kutafyev Gate. Beams and wooden screens had been +put there, and two musket shots rang out from under the gate as soon as +an officer and men began to run toward it. A general who was standing by +the guns shouted some words of command to the officer, and the latter +ran back again with his men. + +The sound of three more shots came from the gate. + +One shot struck a French soldier's foot, and from behind the screens +came the strange sound of a few voices shouting. Instantly as at a word +of command the expression of cheerful serenity on the faces of the +French general, officers, and men changed to one of determined +concentrated readiness for strife and suffering. To all of them from the +marshal to the least soldier, that place was not the Vozdvizhenka, +Mokhavaya, or Kutafyev Street, nor the Troitsa Gate (places familiar in +Moscow), but a new battlefield which would probably prove sanguinary. +And all made ready for that battle. The cries from the gates ceased. The +guns were advanced, the artillerymen blew the ash off their linstocks, +and an officer gave the word "Fire!" This was followed by two whistling +sounds of canister shot, one after another. The shot rattled against the +stone of the gate and upon the wooden beams and screens, and two +wavering clouds of smoke rose over the Square. + +A few instants after the echo of the reports resounding over the stone- +built Kremlin had died away the French heard a strange sound above their +head. Thousands of crows rose above the walls and circled in the air, +cawing and noisily flapping their wings. Together with that sound came a +solitary human cry from the gateway and amid the smoke appeared the +figure of a bareheaded man in a peasant's coat. He grasped a musket and +took aim at the French. "Fire!" repeated the officer once more, and the +reports of a musket and of two cannon shots were heard simultaneously. +The gate was again hidden by smoke. + +Nothing more stirred behind the screens and the French infantry soldiers +and officers advanced to the gate. In the gateway lay three wounded and +four dead. Two men in peasant coats ran away at the foot of the wall, +toward the Znamenka. + +"Clear that away!" said the officer, pointing to the beams and the +corpses, and the French soldiers, after dispatching the wounded, threw +the corpses over the parapet. + +Who these men were nobody knew. "Clear that away!" was all that was said +of them, and they were thrown over the parapet and removed later on that +they might not stink. Thiers alone dedicates a few eloquent lines to +their memory: "These wretches had occupied the sacred citadel, having +supplied themselves with guns from the arsenal, and fired" (the +wretches) "at the French. Some of them were sabered and the Kremlin was +purged of their presence." + +Murat was informed that the way had been cleared. The French entered the +gates and began pitching their camp in the Senate Square. Out of the +windows of the Senate House the soldiers threw chairs into the Square +for fuel and kindled fires there. + +Other detachments passed through the Kremlin and encamped along the +Moroseyka, the Lubyanka, and Pokrovka Streets. Others quartered +themselves along the Vozdvizhenka, the Nikolski, and the Tverskoy +Streets. No masters of the houses being found anywhere, the French were +not billeted on the inhabitants as is usual in towns but lived in it as +in a camp. + +Though tattered, hungry, worn out, and reduced to a third of their +original number, the French entered Moscow in good marching order. It +was a weary and famished, but still a fighting and menacing army. But it +remained an army only until its soldiers had dispersed into their +different lodgings. As soon as the men of the various regiments began to +disperse among the wealthy and deserted houses, the army was lost +forever and there came into being something nondescript, neither +citizens nor soldiers but what are known as marauders. When five weeks +later these same men left Moscow, they no longer formed an army. They +were a mob of marauders, each carrying a quantity of articles which +seemed to him valuable or useful. The aim of each man when he left +Moscow was no longer, as it had been, to conquer, but merely to keep +what he had acquired. Like a monkey which puts its paw into the narrow +neck of a jug, and having seized a handful of nuts will not open its +fist for fear of losing what it holds, and therefore perishes, the +French when they left Moscow had inevitably to perish because they +carried their loot with them, yet to abandon what they had stolen was as +impossible for them as it is for the monkey to open its paw and let go +of its nuts. Ten minutes after each regiment had entered a Moscow +district, not a soldier or officer was left. Men in military uniforms +and Hessian boots could be seen through the windows, laughing and +walking through the rooms. In cellars and storerooms similar men were +busy among the provisions, and in the yards unlocking or breaking open +coach house and stable doors, lighting fires in kitchens and kneading +and baking bread with rolled-up sleeves, and cooking; or frightening, +amusing, or caressing women and children. There were many such men both +in the shops and houses--but there was no army. + +Order after order was issued by the French commanders that day +forbidding the men to disperse about the town, sternly forbidding any +violence to the inhabitants or any looting, and announcing a roll call +for that very evening. But despite all these measures the men, who had +till then constituted an army, flowed all over the wealthy, deserted +city with its comforts and plentiful supplies. As a hungry herd of +cattle keeps well together when crossing a barren field, but gets out of +hand and at once disperses uncontrollably as soon as it reaches rich +pastures, so did the army disperse all over the wealthy city. + +No residents were left in Moscow, and the soldiers--like water +percolating through sand--spread irresistibly through the city in all +directions from the Kremlin into which they had first marched. The +cavalry, on entering a merchant's house that had been abandoned and +finding there stabling more than sufficient for their horses, went on, +all the same, to the next house which seemed to them better. Many of +them appropriated several houses, chalked their names on them, and +quarreled and even fought with other companies for them. Before they had +had time to secure quarters the soldiers ran out into the streets to see +the city and, hearing that everything had been abandoned, rushed to +places where valuables were to be had for the taking. The officers +followed to check the soldiers and were involuntarily drawn into doing +the same. In Carriage Row carriages had been left in the shops, and +generals flocked there to select caleches and coaches for themselves. +The few inhabitants who had remained invited commanding officers to +their houses, hoping thereby to secure themselves from being plundered. +There were masses of wealth and there seemed no end to it. All around +the quarters occupied by the French were other regions still unexplored +and unoccupied where, they thought, yet greater riches might be found. +And Moscow engulfed the army ever deeper and deeper. When water is +spilled on dry ground both the dry ground and the water disappear and +mud results; and in the same way the entry of the famished army into the +rich and deserted city resulted in fires and looting and the destruction +of both the army and the wealthy city. + +The French attributed the Fire of Moscow au patriotisme feroce de +Rostopchine, * the Russians to the barbarity of the French. In reality, +however, it was not, and could not be, possible to explain the burning +of Moscow by making any individual, or any group of people, responsible +for it. Moscow was burned because it found itself in a position in which +any town built of wood was bound to burn, quite apart from whether it +had, or had not, a hundred and thirty inferior fire engines. Deserted +Moscow had to burn as inevitably as a heap of shavings has to burn on +which sparks continually fall for several days. A town built of wood, +where scarcely a day passes without conflagrations when the house owners +are in residence and a police force is present, cannot help burning when +its inhabitants have left it and it is occupied by soldiers who smoke +pipes, make campfires of the Senate chairs in the Senate Square, and +cook themselves meals twice a day. In peacetime it is only necessary to +billet troops in the villages of any district and the number of fires in +that district immediately increases. How much then must the probability +of fire be increased in an abandoned, wooden town where foreign troops +are quartered. "Le patriotisme feroce de Rostopchine" and the barbarity +of the French were not to blame in the matter. Moscow was set on fire by +the soldiers' pipes, kitchens, and campfires, and by the carelessness of +enemy soldiers occupying houses they did not own. Even if there was any +arson (which is very doubtful, for no one had any reason to burn the +houses--in any case a troublesome and dangerous thing to do), arson +cannot be regarded as the cause, for the same thing would have happened +without any incendiarism. + + +* To Rostopchin's ferocious patriotism. + +However tempting it might be for the French to blame Rostopchin's +ferocity and for Russians to blame the scoundrel Bonaparte, or later on +to place an heroic torch in the hands of their own people, it is +impossible not to see that there could be no such direct cause of the +fire, for Moscow had to burn as every village, factory, or house must +burn which is left by its owners and in which strangers are allowed to +live and cook their porridge. Moscow was burned by its inhabitants, it +is true, but by those who had abandoned it and not by those who remained +in it. Moscow when occupied by the enemy did not remain intact like +Berlin, Vienna, and other towns, simply because its inhabitants +abandoned it and did not welcome the French with bread and salt, nor +bring them the keys of the city. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + +The absorption of the French by Moscow, radiating starwise as it did, +only reached the quarter where Pierre was staying by the evening of the +second of September. + +After the last two days spent in solitude and unusual circumstances, +Pierre was in a state bordering on insanity. He was completely obsessed +by one persistent thought. He did not know how or when this thought had +taken such possession of him, but he remembered nothing of the past, +understood nothing of the present, and all he saw and heard appeared to +him like a dream. + +He had left home only to escape the intricate tangle of life's demands +that enmeshed him, and which in his present condition he was unable to +unravel. He had gone to Joseph Alexeevich's house, on the plea of +sorting the deceased's books and papers, only in search of rest from +life's turmoil, for in his mind the memory of Joseph Alexeevich was +connected with a world of eternal, solemn, and calm thoughts, quite +contrary to the restless confusion into which he felt himself being +drawn. He sought a quiet refuge, and in Joseph Alexeevich's study he +really found it. When he sat with his elbows on the dusty writing table +in the deathlike stillness of the study, calm and significant memories +of the last few days rose one after another in his imagination, +particularly of the battle of Borodino and of that vague sense of his +own insignificance and insincerity compared with the truth, simplicity, +and strength of the class of men he mentally classed as they. When +Gerasim roused him from his reverie the idea occurred to him of taking +part in the popular defense of Moscow which he knew was projected. And +with that object he had asked Gerasim to get him a peasant's coat and a +pistol, confiding to him his intentions of remaining in Joseph +Alexeevich's house and keeping his name secret. Then during the first +day spent in inaction and solitude (he tried several times to fix his +attention on the masonic manuscripts, but was unable to do so) the idea +that had previously occurred to him of the cabalistic significance of +his name in connection with Bonaparte's more than once vaguely presented +itself. But the idea that he, L'russe Besuhof, was destined to set a +limit to the power of the Beast was as yet only one of the fancies that +often passed through his mind and left no trace behind. + +When, having bought the coat merely with the object of taking part among +the people in the defense of Moscow, Pierre had met the Rostovs and +Natasha had said to him: "Are you remaining in Moscow?... How splendid!" +the thought flashed into his mind that it really would be a good thing, +even if Moscow were taken, for him to remain there and do what he was +predestined to do. + +Next day, with the sole idea of not sparing himself and not lagging in +any way behind them, Pierre went to the Three Hills gate. But when he +returned to the house convinced that Moscow would not be defended, he +suddenly felt that what before had seemed to him merely a possibility +had now become absolutely necessary and inevitable. He must remain in +Moscow, concealing his name, and must meet Napoleon and kill him, and +either perish or put an end to the misery of all Europe--which it seemed +to him was solely due to Napoleon. + +Pierre knew all the details of the attempt on Bonaparte's life in 1809 +by a German student in Vienna, and knew that the student had been shot. +And the risk to which he would expose his life by carrying out his +design excited him still more. + +Two equally strong feelings drew Pierre irresistibly to this purpose. +The first was a feeling of the necessity of sacrifice and suffering in +view of the common calamity, the same feeling that had caused him to go +to Mozhaysk on the twenty-fifth and to make his way to the very thick of +the battle and had now caused him to run away from his home and, in +place of the luxury and comfort to which he was accustomed, to sleep on +a hard sofa without undressing and eat the same food as Gerasim. The +other was that vague and quite Russian feeling of contempt for +everything conventional, artificial, and human--for everything the +majority of men regard as the greatest good in the world. Pierre had +first experienced this strange and fascinating feeling at the Sloboda +Palace, when he had suddenly felt that wealth, power, and life--all that +men so painstakingly acquire and guard--if it has any worth has so only +by reason of the joy with which it can all be renounced. + +It was the feeling that induces a volunteer recruit to spend his last +penny on drink, and a drunken man to smash mirrors or glasses for no +apparent reason and knowing that it will cost him all the money he +possesses: the feeling which causes a man to perform actions which from +an ordinary point of view are insane, to test, as it were, his personal +power and strength, affirming the existence of a higher, nonhuman +criterion of life. + +From the very day Pierre had experienced this feeling for the first time +at the Sloboda Palace he had been continuously under its influence, but +only now found full satisfaction for it. Moreover, at this moment Pierre +was supported in his design and prevented from renouncing it by what he +had already done in that direction. If he were now to leave Moscow like +everyone else, his flight from home, the peasant coat, the pistol, and +his announcement to the Rostovs that he would remain in Moscow would all +become not merely meaningless but contemptible and ridiculous, and to +this Pierre was very sensitive. + +Pierre's physical condition, as is always the case, corresponded to his +mental state. The unaccustomed coarse food, the vodka he drank during +those days, the absence of wine and cigars, his dirty unchanged linen, +two almost sleepless nights passed on a short sofa without bedding--all +this kept him in a state of excitement bordering on insanity. + +It was two o'clock in the afternoon. The French had already entered +Moscow. Pierre knew this, but instead of acting he only thought about +his undertaking, going over its minutest details in his mind. In his +fancy he did not clearly picture to himself either the striking of the +blow or the death of Napoleon, but with extraordinary vividness and +melancholy enjoyment imagined his own destruction and heroic endurance. + +"Yes, alone, for the sake of all, I must do it or perish!" he thought. +"Yes, I will approach... and then suddenly... with pistol or dagger? But +that is all the same! 'It is not I but the hand of Providence that +punishes thee,' I shall say," thought he, imagining what he would say +when killing Napoleon. "Well then, take me and execute me!" he went on, +speaking to himself and bowing his head with a sad but firm expression. + +While Pierre, standing in the middle of the room, was talking to himself +in this way, the study door opened and on the threshold appeared the +figure of Makar Alexeevich, always so timid before but now quite +transformed. + +His dressing gown was unfastened, his face red and distorted. He was +obviously drunk. On seeing Pierre he grew confused at first, but +noticing embarrassment on Pierre's face immediately grew bold and, +staggering on his thin legs, advanced into the middle of the room. + +"They're frightened," he said confidentially in a hoarse voice. "I say I +won't surrender, I say... Am I not right, sir?" + +He paused and then suddenly seeing the pistol on the table seized it +with unexpected rapidity and ran out into the corridor. + +Gerasim and the porter, who had followed Makar Alexeevich, stopped him +in the vestibule and tried to take the pistol from him. Pierre, coming +out into the corridor, looked with pity and repulsion at the half-crazy +old man. Makar Alexeevich, frowning with exertion, held on to the pistol +and screamed hoarsely, evidently with some heroic fancy in his head. + +"To arms! Board them! No, you shan't get it," he yelled. + +"That will do, please, that will do. Have the goodness--please, sir, to +let go! Please, sir..." pleaded Gerasim, trying carefully to steer Makar +Alexeevich by the elbows back to the door. + +"Who are you? Bonaparte!..." shouted Makar Alexeevich. + +"That's not right, sir. Come to your room, please, and rest. Allow me to +have the pistol." + +"Be off, thou base slave! Touch me not! See this?" shouted Makar +Alexeevich, brandishing the pistol. "Board them!" + +"Catch hold!" whispered Gerasim to the porter. + +They seized Makar Alexeevich by the arms and dragged him to the door. + +The vestibule was filled with the discordant sounds of a struggle and of +a tipsy, hoarse voice. + +Suddenly a fresh sound, a piercing feminine scream, reverberated from +the porch and the cook came running into the vestibule. + +"It's them! Gracious heavens! O Lord, four of them, horsemen!" she +cried. + +Gerasim and the porter let Makar Alexeevich go, and in the now silent +corridor the sound of several hands knocking at the front door could be +heard. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +Pierre, having decided that until he had carried out his design he would +disclose neither his identity nor his knowledge of French, stood at the +half-open door of the corridor, intending to conceal himself as soon as +the French entered. But the French entered and still Pierre did not +retire--an irresistible curiosity kept him there. + +There were two of them. One was an officer--a tall, soldierly, handsome +man--the other evidently a private or an orderly, sunburned, short, and +thin, with sunken cheeks and a dull expression. The officer walked in +front, leaning on a stick and slightly limping. When he had advanced a +few steps he stopped, having apparently decided that these were good +quarters, turned round to the soldiers standing at the entrance, and in +a loud voice of command ordered them to put up the horses. Having done +that, the officer, lifting his elbow with a smart gesture, stroked his +mustache and lightly touched his hat. + +"Bonjour, la compagnie!" * said he gaily, smiling and looking about him. + + +* "Good day, everybody!" + +No one gave any reply. + +"Vous etes le bourgeois?" * the officer asked Gerasim. + + +* "Are you the master here?" + +Gerasim gazed at the officer with an alarmed and inquiring look. + +"Quartier, quartier, logement!" said the officer, looking down at the +little man with a condescending and good-natured smile. "Les francais +sont de bons enfants. Que diable! Voyons! Ne nous fachons pas, mon +vieux!" * added he, clapping the scared and silent Gerasim on the +shoulder. "Well, does no one speak French in this establishment?" he +asked again in French, looking around and meeting Pierre's eyes. Pierre +moved away from the door. + + +* "Quarters, quarters, lodgings! The French are good fellows. What the +devil! There, don't let us be cross, old fellow!" + +Again the officer turned to Gerasim and asked him to show him the rooms +in the house. + +"Master, not here--don't understand... me, you..." said Gerasim, trying +to render his words more comprehensible by contorting them. + +Still smiling, the French officer spread out his hands before Gerasim's +nose, intimating that he did not understand him either, and moved, +limping, to the door at which Pierre was standing. Pierre wished to go +away and conceal himself, but at that moment he saw Makar Alexeevich +appearing at the open kitchen door with the pistol in his hand. With a +madman's cunning, Makar Alexeevich eyed the Frenchman, raised his +pistol, and took aim. + +"Board them!" yelled the tipsy man, trying to press the trigger. Hearing +the yell the officer turned round, and at the same moment Pierre threw +himself on the drunkard. Just when Pierre snatched at and struck up the +pistol Makar Alexeevich at last got his fingers on the trigger, there +was a deafening report, and all were enveloped in a cloud of smoke. The +Frenchman turned pale and rushed to the door. + +Forgetting his intention of concealing his knowledge of French, Pierre, +snatching away the pistol and throwing it down, ran up to the officer +and addressed him in French. + +"You are not wounded?" he asked. + +"I think not," answered the Frenchman, feeling himself over. "But I have +had a lucky escape this time," he added, pointing to the damaged plaster +of the wall. "Who is that man?" said he, looking sternly at Pierre. + +"Oh, I am really in despair at what has occurred," said Pierre rapidly, +quite forgetting the part he had intended to play. "He is an unfortunate +madman who did not know what he was doing." + +The officer went up to Makar Alexeevich and took him by the collar. + +Makar Alexeevich was standing with parted lips, swaying, as if about to +fall asleep, as he leaned against the wall. + +"Brigand! You shall pay for this," said the Frenchman, letting go of +him. "We French are merciful after victory, but we do not pardon +traitors," he added, with a look of gloomy dignity and a fine energetic +gesture. + +Pierre continued, in French, to persuade the officer not to hold that +drunken imbecile to account. The Frenchman listened in silence with the +same gloomy expression, but suddenly turned to Pierre with a smile. For +a few seconds he looked at him in silence. His handsome face assumed a +melodramatically gentle expression and he held out his hand. + +"You have saved my life. You are French," said he. + +For a Frenchman that deduction was indubitable. Only a Frenchman could +perform a great deed, and to save his life--the life of M. Ramballe, +captain of the 13th Light Regiment--was undoubtedly a very great deed. + +But however indubitable that conclusion and the officer's conviction +based upon it, Pierre felt it necessary to disillusion him. + +"I am Russian," he said quickly. + +"Tut, tut, tut! Tell that to others," said the officer, waving his +finger before his nose and smiling. "You shall tell me all about that +presently. I am delighted to meet a compatriot. Well, and what are we to +do with this man?" he added, addressing himself to Pierre as to a +brother. + +Even if Pierre were not a Frenchman, having once received that loftiest +of human appellations he could not renounce it, said the officer's look +and tone. In reply to his last question Pierre again explained who Makar +Alexeevich was and how just before their arrival that drunken imbecile +had seized the loaded pistol which they had not had time to recover from +him, and begged the officer to let the deed go unpunished. + +The Frenchman expanded his chest and made a majestic gesture with his +arm. + +"You have saved my life! You are French. You ask his pardon? I grant it +you. Lead that man away!" said he quickly and energetically, and taking +the arm of Pierre whom he had promoted to be a Frenchman for saving his +life, he went with him into the room. + +The soldiers in the yard, hearing the shot, came into the passage asking +what had happened, and expressed their readiness to punish the culprits, +but the officer sternly checked them. + +"You will be called in when you are wanted," he said. + +The soldiers went out again, and the orderly, who had meanwhile had time +to visit the kitchen, came up to his officer. + +"Captain, there is soup and a leg of mutton in the kitchen," said he. +"Shall I serve them up?" + +"Yes, and some wine," answered the captain. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + +When the French officer went into the room with Pierre the latter again +thought it his duty to assure him that he was not French and wished to +go away, but the officer would not hear of it. He was so very polite, +amiable, good-natured, and genuinely grateful to Pierre for saving his +life that Pierre had not the heart to refuse, and sat down with him in +the parlor--the first room they entered. To Pierre's assurances that he +was not a Frenchman, the captain, evidently not understanding how anyone +could decline so flattering an appellation, shrugged his shoulders and +said that if Pierre absolutely insisted on passing for a Russian let it +be so, but for all that he would be forever bound to Pierre by gratitude +for saving his life. + +Had this man been endowed with the slightest capacity for perceiving the +feelings of others, and had he at all understood what Pierre's feelings +were, the latter would probably have left him, but the man's animated +obtuseness to everything other than himself disarmed Pierre. + +"A Frenchman or a Russian prince incognito," said the officer, looking +at Pierre's fine though dirty linen and at the ring on his finger. "I +owe my life to you and offer you my friendship. A Frenchman never +forgets either an insult or a service. I offer you my friendship. That +is all I can say." + +There was so much good nature and nobility (in the French sense of the +word) in the officer's voice, in the expression of his face and in his +gestures, that Pierre, unconsciously smiling in response to the +Frenchman's smile, pressed the hand held out to him. + +"Captain Ramballe, of the 13th Light Regiment, Chevalier of the Legion +of Honor for the affair on the seventh of September," he introduced +himself, a self-satisfied irrepressible smile puckering his lips under +his mustache. "Will you now be so good as to tell me with whom I have +the honor of conversing so pleasantly, instead of being in the ambulance +with that maniac's bullet in my body?" + +Pierre replied that he could not tell him his name and, blushing, began +to try to invent a name and to say something about his reason for +concealing it, but the Frenchman hastily interrupted him. + +"Oh, please!" said he. "I understand your reasons. You are an officer... +a superior officer perhaps. You have borne arms against us. That's not +my business. I owe you my life. That is enough for me. I am quite at +your service. You belong to the gentry?" he concluded with a shade of +inquiry in his tone. Pierre bent his head. "Your baptismal name, if you +please. That is all I ask. Monsieur Pierre, you say.... That's all I +want to know." + +When the mutton and an omelet had been served and a samovar and vodka +brought, with some wine which the French had taken from a Russian cellar +and brought with them, Ramballe invited Pierre to share his dinner, and +himself began to eat greedily and quickly like a healthy and hungry man, +munching his food rapidly with his strong teeth, continually smacking +his lips, and repeating--"Excellent! Delicious!" His face grew red and +was covered with perspiration. Pierre was hungry and shared the dinner +with pleasure. Morel, the orderly, brought some hot water in a saucepan +and placed a bottle of claret in it. He also brought a bottle of kvass, +taken from the kitchen for them to try. That beverage was already known +to the French and had been given a special name. They called it limonade +de cochon (pig's lemonade), and Morel spoke well of the limonade de +cochon he had found in the kitchen. But as the captain had the wine they +had taken while passing through Moscow, he left the kvass to Morel and +applied himself to the bottle of Bordeaux. He wrapped the bottle up to +its neck in a table napkin and poured out wine for himself and for +Pierre. The satisfaction of his hunger and the wine rendered the captain +still more lively and he chatted incessantly all through dinner. + +"Yes, my dear Monsieur Pierre, I owe you a fine votive candle for saving +me from that maniac.... You see, I have bullets enough in my body +already. Here is one I got at Wagram" (he touched his side) "and a +second at Smolensk"--he showed a scar on his cheek--"and this leg which +as you see does not want to march, I got that on the seventh at the +great battle of la Moskowa. Sacre Dieu! It was splendid! That deluge of +fire was worth seeing. It was a tough job you set us there, my word! You +may be proud of it! And on my honor, in spite of the cough I caught +there, I should be ready to begin again. I pity those who did not see +it." + +"I was there," said Pierre. + +"Bah, really? So much the better! You are certainly brave foes. The +great redoubt held out well, by my pipe!" continued the Frenchman. "And +you made us pay dear for it. I was at it three times--sure as I sit +here. Three times we reached the guns and three times we were thrown +back like cardboard figures. Oh, it was beautiful, Monsieur Pierre! Your +grenadiers were splendid, by heaven! I saw them close up their ranks six +times in succession and march as if on parade. Fine fellows! Our King of +Naples, who knows what's what, cried 'Bravo!' Ha, ha! So you are one of +us soldiers!" he added, smiling, after a momentary pause. "So much the +better, so much the better, Monsieur Pierre! Terrible in battle... +gallant... with the fair" (he winked and smiled), "that's what the +French are, Monsieur Pierre, aren't they?" + +The captain was so naively and good-humoredly gay, so real, and so +pleased with himself that Pierre almost winked back as he looked merrily +at him. Probably the word "gallant" turned the captain's thoughts to the +state of Moscow. + +"Apropos, tell me please, is it true that the women have all left +Moscow? What a queer idea! What had they to be afraid of?" + +"Would not the French ladies leave Paris if the Russians entered it?" +asked Pierre. + +"Ha, ha, ha!" The Frenchman emitted a merry, sanguine chuckle, patting +Pierre on the shoulder. "What a thing to say!" he exclaimed. "Paris?... +But Paris, Paris..." + +"Paris--the capital of the world," Pierre finished his remark for him. + +The captain looked at Pierre. He had a habit of stopping short in the +middle of his talk and gazing intently with his laughing, kindly eyes. + +"Well, if you hadn't told me you were Russian, I should have wagered +that you were Parisian! You have that... I don't know what, that..." and +having uttered this compliment, he again gazed at him in silence. + +"I have been in Paris. I spent years there," said Pierre. + +"Oh yes, one sees that plainly. Paris!... A man who doesn't know Paris +is a savage. You can tell a Parisian two leagues off. Paris is Talma, la +Duchenois, Potier, the Sorbonne, the boulevards," and noticing that his +conclusion was weaker than what had gone before, he added quickly: +"There is only one Paris in the world. You have been to Paris and have +remained Russian. Well, I don't esteem you the less for it." + +Under the influence of the wine he had drunk, and after the days he had +spent alone with his depressing thoughts, Pierre involuntarily enjoyed +talking with this cheerful and good-natured man. + +"To return to your ladies--I hear they are lovely. What a wretched idea +to go and bury themselves in the steppes when the French army is in +Moscow. What a chance those girls have missed! Your peasants, now-- +that's another thing; but you civilized people, you ought to know us +better than that. We took Vienna, Berlin, Madrid, Naples, Rome, Warsaw, +all the world's capitals.... We are feared, but we are loved. We are +nice to know. And then the Emperor..." he began, but Pierre interrupted +him. + +"The Emperor," Pierre repeated, and his face suddenly became sad and +embarrassed, "is the Emperor...?" + +"The Emperor? He is generosity, mercy, justice, order, genius--that's +what the Emperor is! It is I, Ramballe, who tell you so.... I assure you +I was his enemy eight years ago. My father was an emigrant count.... But +that man has vanquished me. He has taken hold of me. I could not resist +the sight of the grandeur and glory with which he has covered France. +When I understood what he wanted--when I saw that he was preparing a bed +of laurels for us, you know, I said to myself: 'That is a monarch,' and +I devoted myself to him! So there! Oh yes, mon cher, he is the greatest +man of the ages past or future." + +"Is he in Moscow?" Pierre stammered with a guilty look. + +The Frenchman looked at his guilty face and smiled. + +"No, he will make his entry tomorrow," he replied, and continued his +talk. + +Their conversation was interrupted by the cries of several voices at the +gate and by Morel, who came to say that some Wurttemberg hussars had +come and wanted to put up their horses in the yard where the captain's +horses were. This difficulty had arisen chiefly because the hussars did +not understand what was said to them in French. + +The captain had their senior sergeant called in, and in a stern voice +asked him to what regiment he belonged, who was his commanding officer, +and by what right he allowed himself to claim quarters that were already +occupied. The German who knew little French, answered the two first +questions by giving the names of his regiment and of his commanding +officer, but in reply to the third question which he did not understand +said, introducing broken French into his own German, that he was the +quartermaster of the regiment and his commander had ordered him to +occupy all the houses one after another. Pierre, who knew German, +translated what the German said to the captain and gave the captain's +reply to the Wurttemberg hussar in German. When he had understood what +was said to him, the German submitted and took his men elsewhere. The +captain went out into the porch and gave some orders in a loud voice. + +When he returned to the room Pierre was sitting in the same place as +before, with his head in his hands. His face expressed suffering. He +really was suffering at that moment. When the captain went out and he +was left alone, suddenly he came to himself and realized the position he +was in. It was not that Moscow had been taken or that the happy +conquerors were masters in it and were patronizing him. Painful as that +was it was not that which tormented Pierre at the moment. He was +tormented by the consciousness of his own weakness. The few glasses of +wine he had drunk and the conversation with this good-natured man had +destroyed the mood of concentrated gloom in which he had spent the last +few days and which was essential for the execution of his design. The +pistol, dagger, and peasant coat were ready. Napoleon was to enter the +town next day. Pierre still considered that it would be a useful and +worthy action to slay the evildoer, but now he felt that he would not do +it. He did not know why, but he felt a foreboding that he would not +carry out his intention. He struggled against the confession of his +weakness but dimly felt that he could not overcome it and that his +former gloomy frame of mind, concerning vengeance, killing, and self- +sacrifice, had been dispersed like dust by contact with the first man he +met. + +The captain returned to the room, limping slightly and whistling a tune. + +The Frenchman's chatter which had previously amused Pierre now repelled +him. The tune he was whistling, his gait, and the gesture with which he +twirled his mustache, all now seemed offensive. "I will go away +immediately. I won't say another word to him," thought Pierre. He +thought this, but still sat in the same place. A strange feeling of +weakness tied him to the spot; he wished to get up and go away, but +could not do so. + +The captain, on the other hand, seemed very cheerful. He paced up and +down the room twice. His eyes shone and his mustache twitched as if he +were smiling to himself at some amusing thought. + +"The colonel of those Wurttembergers is delightful," he suddenly said. +"He's a German, but a nice fellow all the same.... But he's a German." +He sat down facing Pierre. "By the way, you know German, then?" + +Pierre looked at him in silence. + +"What is the German for 'shelter'?" + +"Shelter?" Pierre repeated. "The German for shelter is Unterkunft." + +"How do you say it?" the captain asked quickly and doubtfully. + +"Unterkunft," Pierre repeated. + +"Onterkoff," said the captain and looked at Pierre for some seconds with +laughing eyes. "These Germans are first-rate fools, don't you think so, +Monsieur Pierre?" he concluded. + +"Well, let's have another bottle of this Moscow Bordeaux, shall we? +Morel will warm us up another little bottle. Morel!" he called out +gaily. + +Morel brought candles and a bottle of wine. The captain looked at Pierre +by the candlelight and was evidently struck by the troubled expression +on his companion's face. Ramballe, with genuine distress and sympathy in +his face, went up to Pierre and bent over him. + +"There now, we're sad," said he, touching Pierre's hand. "Have I upset +you? No, really, have you anything against me?" he asked Pierre. +"Perhaps it's the state of affairs?" + +Pierre did not answer, but looked cordially into the Frenchman's eyes +whose expression of sympathy was pleasing to him. + +"Honestly, without speaking of what I owe you, I feel friendship for +you. Can I do anything for you? Dispose of me. It is for life and death. +I say it with my hand on my heart!" said he, striking his chest. + +"Thank you," said Pierre. + +The captain gazed intently at him as he had done when he learned that +"shelter" was Unterkunft in German, and his face suddenly brightened. + +"Well, in that case, I drink to our friendship!" he cried gaily, filling +two glasses with wine. + +Pierre took one of the glasses and emptied it. Ramballe emptied his too, +again pressed Pierre's hand, and leaned his elbows on the table in a +pensive attitude. + +"Yes, my dear friend," he began, "such is fortune's caprice. Who would +have said that I should be a soldier and a captain of dragoons in the +service of Bonaparte, as we used to call him? Yet here I am in Moscow +with him. I must tell you, mon cher," he continued in the sad and +measured tones of a man who intends to tell a long story, "that our name +is one of the most ancient in France." + +And with a Frenchman's easy and naive frankness the captain told Pierre +the story of his ancestors, his childhood, youth, and manhood, and all +about his relations and his financial and family affairs, "ma pauvre +mere" playing of course an important part in the story. + +"But all that is only life's setting, the real thing is love--love! Am I +not right, Monsieur Pierre?" said he, growing animated. "Another glass?" + +Pierre again emptied his glass and poured himself out a third. + +"Oh, women, women!" and the captain, looking with glistening eyes at +Pierre, began talking of love and of his love affairs. + +There were very many of these, as one could easily believe, looking at +the officer's handsome, self-satisfied face, and noting the eager +enthusiasm with which he spoke of women. Though all Ramballe's love +stories had the sensual character which Frenchmen regard as the special +charm and poetry of love, yet he told his story with such sincere +conviction that he alone had experienced and known all the charm of love +and he described women so alluringly that Pierre listened to him with +curiosity. + +It was plain that l'amour which the Frenchman was so fond of was not +that low and simple kind that Pierre had once felt for his wife, nor was +it the romantic love stimulated by himself that he experienced for +Natasha. (Ramballe despised both these kinds of love equally: the one he +considered the "love of clodhoppers" and the other the "love of +simpletons.") L'amour which the Frenchman worshiped consisted +principally in the unnaturalness of his relation to the woman and in a +combination of incongruities giving the chief charm to the feeling. + +Thus the captain touchingly recounted the story of his love for a +fascinating marquise of thirty-five and at the same time for a charming, +innocent child of seventeen, daughter of the bewitching marquise. The +conflict of magnanimity between the mother and the daughter, ending in +the mother's sacrificing herself and offering her daughter in marriage +to her lover, even now agitated the captain, though it was the memory of +a distant past. Then he recounted an episode in which the husband played +the part of the lover, and he--the lover--assumed the role of the +husband, as well as several droll incidents from his recollections of +Germany, where "shelter" is called Unterkunft and where the husbands eat +sauerkraut and the young girls are "too blonde." + +Finally, the latest episode in Poland still fresh in the captain's +memory, and which he narrated with rapid gestures and glowing face, was +of how he had saved the life of a Pole (in general, the saving of life +continually occurred in the captain's stories) and the Pole had +entrusted to him his enchanting wife (parisienne de coeur) while himself +entering the French service. The captain was happy, the enchanting +Polish lady wished to elope with him, but, prompted by magnanimity, the +captain restored the wife to the husband, saying as he did so: "I have +saved your life, and I save your honor!" Having repeated these words the +captain wiped his eyes and gave himself a shake, as if driving away the +weakness which assailed him at this touching recollection. + +Listening to the captain's tales, Pierre--as often happens late in the +evening and under the influence of wine--followed all that was told him, +understood it all, and at the same time followed a train of personal +memories which, he knew not why, suddenly arose in his mind. While +listening to these love stories his own love for Natasha unexpectedly +rose to his mind, and going over the pictures of that love in his +imagination he mentally compared them with Ramballe's tales. Listening +to the story of the struggle between love and duty, Pierre saw before +his eyes every minutest detail of his last meeting with the object of +his love at the Sukharev water tower. At the time of that meeting it had +not produced an effect upon him--he had not even once recalled it. But +now it seemed to him that that meeting had had in it something very +important and poetic. + +"Peter Kirilovich, come here! We have recognized you," he now seemed to +hear the words she had uttered and to see before him her eyes, her +smile, her traveling hood, and a stray lock of her hair... and there +seemed to him something pathetic and touching in all this. + +Having finished his tale about the enchanting Polish lady, the captain +asked Pierre if he had ever experienced a similar impulse to sacrifice +himself for love and a feeling of envy of the legitimate husband. + +Challenged by this question Pierre raised his head and felt a need to +express the thoughts that filled his mind. He began to explain that he +understood love for a women somewhat differently. He said that in all +his life he had loved and still loved only one woman, and that she could +never be his. + +"Tiens!" said the captain. + +Pierre then explained that he had loved this woman from his earliest +years, but that he had not dared to think of her because she was too +young, and because he had been an illegitimate son without a name. +Afterwards when he had received a name and wealth he dared not think of +her because he loved her too well, placing her far above everything in +the world, and especially therefore above himself. + +When he had reached this point, Pierre asked the captain whether he +understood that. + +The captain made a gesture signifying that even if he did not understand +it he begged Pierre to continue. + +"Platonic love, clouds..." he muttered. + +Whether it was the wine he had drunk, or an impulse of frankness, or the +thought that this man did not, and never would, know any of those who +played a part in his story, or whether it was all these things together, +something loosened Pierre's tongue. Speaking thickly and with a faraway +look in his shining eyes, he told the whole story of his life: his +marriage, Natasha's love for his best friend, her betrayal of him, and +all his own simple relations with her. Urged on by Ramballe's questions +he also told what he had at first concealed--his own position and even +his name. + +More than anything else in Pierre's story the captain was impressed by +the fact that Pierre was very rich, had two mansions in Moscow, and that +he had abandoned everything and not left the city, but remained there +concealing his name and station. + +When it was late at night they went out together into the street. The +night was warm and light. To the left of the house on the Pokrovka a +fire glowed--the first of those that were beginning in Moscow. To the +right and high up in the sky was the sickle of the waning moon and +opposite to it hung that bright comet which was connected in Pierre's +heart with his love. At the gate stood Gerasim, the cook, and two +Frenchmen. Their laughter and their mutually incomprehensible remarks in +two languages could be heard. They were looking at the glow seen in the +town. + +There was nothing terrible in the one small, distant fire in the immense +city. + +Gazing at the high starry sky, at the moon, at the comet, and at the +glow from the fire, Pierre experienced a joyful emotion. "There now, how +good it is, what more does one need?" thought he. And suddenly +remembering his intention he grew dizzy and felt so faint that he leaned +against the fence to save himself from falling. + +Without taking leave of his new friend, Pierre left the gate with +unsteady steps and returning to his room lay down on the sofa and +immediately fell asleep. + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + +The glow of the first fire that began on the second of September was +watched from the various roads by the fugitive Muscovites and by the +retreating troops, with many different feelings. + +The Rostov party spent the night at Mytishchi, fourteen miles from +Moscow. They had started so late on the first of September, the road had +been so blocked by vehicles and troops, so many things had been +forgotten for which servants were sent back, that they had decided to +spend that night at a place three miles out of Moscow. The next morning +they woke late and were again delayed so often that they only got as far +as Great Mytishchi. At ten o'clock that evening the Rostov family and +the wounded traveling with them were all distributed in the yards and +huts of that large village. The Rostovs' servants and coachmen and the +orderlies of the wounded officers, after attending to their masters, had +supper, fed the horses, and came out into the porches. + +In a neighboring hut lay Raevski's adjutant with a fractured wrist. The +awful pain he suffered made him moan incessantly and piteously, and his +moaning sounded terrible in the darkness of the autumn night. He had +spent the first night in the same yard as the Rostovs. The countess said +she had been unable to close her eyes on account of his moaning, and at +Mytishchi she moved into a worse hut simply to be farther away from the +wounded man. + +In the darkness of the night one of the servants noticed, above the high +body of a coach standing before the porch, the small glow of another +fire. One glow had long been visible and everybody knew that it was +Little Mytishchi burning--set on fire by Mamonov's Cossacks. + +"But look here, brothers, there's another fire!" remarked an orderly. + +All turned their attention to the glow. + +"But they told us Little Mytishchi had been set on fire by Mamonov's +Cossacks." + +"But that's not Mytishchi, it's farther away." + +"Look, it must be in Moscow!" + +Two of the gazers went round to the other side of the coach and sat down +on its steps. + +"It's more to the left, why, Little Mytishchi is over there, and this is +right on the other side." + +Several men joined the first two. + +"See how it's flaring," said one. "That's a fire in Moscow: either in +the Sushchevski or the Rogozhski quarter." + +No one replied to this remark and for some time they all gazed silently +at the spreading flames of the second fire in the distance. + +Old Daniel Terentich, the count's valet (as he was called), came up to +the group and shouted at Mishka. + +"What are you staring at, you good-for-nothing?... The count will be +calling and there's nobody there; go and gather the clothes together." + +"I only ran out to get some water," said Mishka. + +"But what do you think, Daniel Terentich? Doesn't it look as if that +glow were in Moscow?" remarked one of the footmen. + +Daniel Terentich made no reply, and again for a long time they were all +silent. The glow spread, rising and falling, farther and farther still. + +"God have mercy.... It's windy and dry..." said another voice. + +"Just look! See what it's doing now. O Lord! You can even see the crows +flying. Lord have mercy on us sinners!" + +"They'll put it out, no fear!" + +"Who's to put it out?" Daniel Terentich, who had hitherto been silent, +was heard to say. His voice was calm and deliberate. "Moscow it is, +brothers," said he. "Mother Moscow, the white..." his voice faltered, +and he gave way to an old man's sob. + +And it was as if they had all only waited for this to realize the +significance for them of the glow they were watching. Sighs were heard, +words of prayer, and the sobbing of the count's old valet. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + +The valet, returning to the cottage, informed the count that Moscow was +burning. The count donned his dressing gown and went out to look. Sonya +and Madame Schoss, who had not yet undressed, went out with him. Only +Natasha and the countess remained in the room. Petya was no longer with +the family, he had gone on with his regiment which was making for +Troitsa. + +The countess, on hearing that Moscow was on fire, began to cry. Natasha, +pale, with a fixed look, was sitting on the bench under the icons just +where she had sat down on arriving and paid no attention to her father's +words. She was listening to the ceaseless moaning of the adjutant, three +houses off. + +"Oh, how terrible," said Sonya returning from the yard chilled and +frightened. "I believe the whole of Moscow will burn, there's an awful +glow! Natasha, do look! You can see it from the window," she said to her +cousin, evidently wishing to distract her mind. + +But Natasha looked at her as if not understanding what was said to her +and again fixed her eyes on the corner of the stove. She had been in +this condition of stupor since the morning, when Sonya, to the surprise +and annoyance of the countess, had for some unaccountable reason found +it necessary to tell Natasha of Prince Andrew's wound and of his being +with their party. The countess had seldom been so angry with anyone as +she was with Sonya. Sonya had cried and begged to be forgiven and now, +as if trying to atone for her fault, paid unceasing attention to her +cousin. + +"Look, Natasha, how dreadfully it is burning!" said she. + +"What's burning?" asked Natasha. "Oh, yes, Moscow." + +And as if in order not to offend Sonya and to get rid of her, she turned +her face to the window, looked out in such a way that it was evident +that she could not see anything, and again settled down in her former +attitude. + +"But you didn't see it!" + +"Yes, really I did," Natasha replied in a voice that pleaded to be left +in peace. + +Both the countess and Sonya understood that, naturally, neither Moscow +nor the burning of Moscow nor anything else could seem of importance to +Natasha. + +The count returned and lay down behind the partition. The countess went +up to her daughter and touched her head with the back of her hand as she +was wont to do when Natasha was ill, then touched her forehead with her +lips as if to feel whether she was feverish, and finally kissed her. + +"You are cold. You are trembling all over. You'd better lie down," said +the countess. + +"Lie down? All right, I will. I'll lie down at once," said Natasha. + +When Natasha had been told that morning that Prince Andrew was seriously +wounded and was traveling with their party, she had at first asked many +questions: Where was he going? How was he wounded? Was it serious? And +could she see him? But after she had been told that she could not see +him, that he was seriously wounded but that his life was not in danger, +she ceased to ask questions or to speak at all, evidently disbelieving +what they told her, and convinced that say what she might she would +still be told the same. All the way she had sat motionless in a corner +of the coach with wide open eyes, and the expression in them which the +countess knew so well and feared so much, and now she sat in the same +way on the bench where she had seated herself on arriving. She was +planning something and either deciding or had already decided something +in her mind. The countess knew this, but what it might be she did not +know, and this alarmed and tormented her. + +"Natasha, undress, darling; lie down on my bed." + +A bed had been made on a bedstead for the countess only. Madame Schoss +and the two girls were to sleep on some hay on the floor. + +"No, Mamma, I will lie down here on the floor," Natasha replied +irritably and she went to the window and opened it. Through the open +window the moans of the adjutant could be heard more distinctly. She put +her head out into the damp night air, and the countess saw her slim neck +shaking with sobs and throbbing against the window frame. Natasha knew +it was not Prince Andrew who was moaning. She knew Prince Andrew was in +the same yard as themselves and in a part of the hut across the passage; +but this dreadful incessant moaning made her sob. The countess exchanged +a look with Sonya. + +"Lie down, darling; lie down, my pet," said the countess, softly +touching Natasha's shoulders. "Come, lie down." + +"Oh, yes... I'll lie down at once," said Natasha, and began hurriedly +undressing, tugging at the tapes of her petticoat. + +When she had thrown off her dress and put on a dressing jacket, she sat +down with her foot under her on the bed that had been made up on the +floor, jerked her thin and rather short plait of hair to the front, and +began replaiting it. Her long, thin, practiced fingers rapidly +unplaited, replaited, and tied up her plait. Her head moved from side to +side from habit, but her eyes, feverishly wide, looked fixedly before +her. When her toilet for the night was finished she sank gently onto the +sheet spread over the hay on the side nearest the door. + +"Natasha, you'd better lie in the middle," said Sonya. + +"I'll stay here," muttered Natasha. "Do lie down," she added crossly, +and buried her face in the pillow. + +The countess, Madame Schoss, and Sonya undressed hastily and lay down. +The small lamp in front of the icons was the only light left in the +room. But in the yard there was a light from the fire at Little +Mytishchi a mile and a half away, and through the night came the noise +of people shouting at a tavern Mamonov's Cossacks had set up across the +street, and the adjutant's unceasing moans could still be heard. + +For a long time Natasha listened attentively to the sounds that reached +her from inside and outside the room and did not move. First she heard +her mother praying and sighing and the creaking of her bed under her, +then Madame Schoss' familiar whistling snore and Sonya's gentle +breathing. Then the countess called to Natasha. Natasha did not answer. + +"I think she's asleep, Mamma," said Sonya softly. + +After a short silence the countess spoke again but this time no one +replied. + +Soon after that Natasha heard her mother's even breathing. Natasha did +not move, though her little bare foot, thrust out from under the quilt, +was growing cold on the bare floor. + +As if to celebrate a victory over everybody, a cricket chirped in a +crack in the wall. A cock crowed far off and another replied near by. +The shouting in the tavern had died down; only the moaning of the +adjutant was heard. Natasha sat up. + +"Sonya, are you asleep? Mamma?" she whispered. + +No one replied. Natasha rose slowly and carefully, crossed herself, and +stepped cautiously on the cold and dirty floor with her slim, supple, +bare feet. The boards of the floor creaked. Stepping cautiously from one +foot to the other she ran like a kitten the few steps to the door and +grasped the cold door handle. + +It seemed to her that something heavy was beating rhythmically against +all the walls of the room: it was her own heart, sinking with alarm and +terror and overflowing with love. + +She opened the door and stepped across the threshold and onto the cold, +damp earthen floor of the passage. The cold she felt refreshed her. With +her bare feet she touched a sleeping man, stepped over him, and opened +the door into the part of the hut where Prince Andrew lay. It was dark +in there. In the farthest corner, on a bench beside a bed on which +something was lying, stood a tallow candle with a long, thick, and +smoldering wick. + +From the moment she had been told that morning of Prince Andrew's wound +and his presence there, Natasha had resolved to see him. She did not +know why she had to, she knew the meeting would be painful, but felt the +more convinced that it was necessary. + +All day she had lived only in hope of seeing him that night. But now +that the moment had come she was filled with dread of what she might +see. How was he maimed? What was left of him? Was he like that incessant +moaning of the adjutant's? Yes, he was altogether like that. In her +imagination he was that terrible moaning personified. When she saw an +indistinct shape in the corner, and mistook his knees raised under the +quilt for his shoulders, she imagined a horrible body there, and stood +still in terror. But an irresistible impulse drew her forward. She +cautiously took one step and then another, and found herself in the +middle of a small room containing baggage. Another man--Timokhin--was +lying in a corner on the benches beneath the icons, and two others--the +doctor and a valet--lay on the floor. + +The valet sat up and whispered something. Timokhin, kept awake by the +pain in his wounded leg, gazed with wide-open eyes at this strange +apparition of a girl in a white chemise, dressing jacket, and nightcap. +The valet's sleepy, frightened exclamation, "What do you want? What's +the matter?" made Natasha approach more swiftly to what was lying in the +corner. Horribly unlike a man as that body looked, she must see him. She +passed the valet, the snuff fell from the candle wick, and she saw +Prince Andrew clearly with his arms outside the quilt, and such as she +had always seen him. + +He was the same as ever, but the feverish color of his face, his +glittering eyes rapturously turned toward her, and especially his neck, +delicate as a child's, revealed by the turn-down collar of his shirt, +gave him a peculiarly innocent, childlike look, such as she had never +seen on him before. She went up to him and with a swift, flexible, +youthful movement dropped on her knees. + +He smiled and held out his hand to her. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + +Seven days had passed since Prince Andrew found himself in the ambulance +station on the field of Borodino. His feverish state and the +inflammation of his bowels, which were injured, were in the doctor's +opinion sure to carry him off. But on the seventh day he ate with +pleasure a piece of bread with some tea, and the doctor noticed that his +temperature was lower. He had regained consciousness that morning. The +first night after they left Moscow had been fairly warm and he had +remained in the caleche, but at Mytishchi the wounded man himself asked +to be taken out and given some tea. The pain caused by his removal into +the hut had made him groan aloud and again lose consciousness. When he +had been placed on his camp bed he lay for a long time motionless with +closed eyes. Then he opened them and whispered softly: "And the tea?" +His remembering such a small detail of everyday life astonished the +doctor. He felt Prince Andrew's pulse, and to his surprise and +dissatisfaction found it had improved. He was dissatisfied because he +knew by experience that if his patient did not die now, he would do so a +little later with greater suffering. Timokhin, the red-nosed major of +Prince Andrew's regiment, had joined him in Moscow and was being taken +along with him, having been wounded in the leg at the battle of +Borodino. They were accompanied by a doctor, Prince Andrew's valet, his +coachman, and two orderlies. + +They gave Prince Andrew some tea. He drank it eagerly, looking with +feverish eyes at the door in front of him as if trying to understand and +remember something. + +"I don't want any more. Is Timokhin here?" he asked. + +Timokhin crept along the bench to him. + +"I am here, your excellency." + +"How's your wound?" + +"Mine, sir? All right. But how about you?" + +Prince Andrew again pondered as if trying to remember something. + +"Couldn't one get a book?" he asked. + +"What book?" + +"The Gospels. I haven't one." + +The doctor promised to procure it for him and began to ask how he was +feeling. Prince Andrew answered all his questions reluctantly but +reasonably, and then said he wanted a bolster placed under him as he was +uncomfortable and in great pain. The doctor and valet lifted the cloak +with which he was covered and, making wry faces at the noisome smell of +mortifying flesh that came from the wound, began examining that dreadful +place. The doctor was very much displeased about something and made a +change in the dressings, turning the wounded man over so that he groaned +again and grew unconscious and delirious from the agony. He kept asking +them to get him the book and put it under him. + +"What trouble would it be to you?" he said. "I have not got one. Please +get it for me and put it under for a moment," he pleaded in a piteous +voice. + +The doctor went into the passage to wash his hands. + +"You fellows have no conscience," said he to the valet who was pouring +water over his hands. "For just one moment I didn't look after you... +It's such pain, you know, that I wonder how he can bear it." + +"By the Lord Jesus Christ, I thought we had put something under him!" +said the valet. + +The first time Prince Andrew understood where he was and what was the +matter with him and remembered being wounded and how was when he asked +to be carried into the hut after his caleche had stopped at Mytishchi. +After growing confused from pain while being carried into the hut he +again regained consciousness, and while drinking tea once more recalled +all that had happened to him, and above all vividly remembered the +moment at the ambulance station when, at the sight of the sufferings of +a man he disliked, those new thoughts had come to him which promised him +happiness. And those thoughts, though now vague and indefinite, again +possessed his soul. He remembered that he had now a new source of +happiness and that this happiness had something to do with the Gospels. +That was why he asked for a copy of them. The uncomfortable position in +which they had put him and turned him over again confused his thoughts, +and when he came to himself a third time it was in the complete +stillness of the night. Everybody near him was sleeping. A cricket +chirped from across the passage; someone was shouting and singing in the +street; cockroaches rustled on the table, on the icons, and on the +walls, and a big fly flopped at the head of the bed and around the +candle beside him, the wick of which was charred and had shaped itself +like a mushroom. + +His mind was not in a normal state. A healthy man usually thinks of, +feels, and remembers innumerable things simultaneously, but has the +power and will to select one sequence of thoughts or events on which to +fix his whole attention. A healthy man can tear himself away from the +deepest reflections to say a civil word to someone who comes in and can +then return again to his own thoughts. But Prince Andrew's mind was not +in a normal state in that respect. All the powers of his mind were more +active and clearer than ever, but they acted apart from his will. Most +diverse thoughts and images occupied him simultaneously. At times his +brain suddenly began to work with a vigor, clearness, and depth it had +never reached when he was in health, but suddenly in the midst of its +work it would turn to some unexpected idea and he had not the strength +to turn it back again. + +"Yes, a new happiness was revealed to me of which man cannot be +deprived," he thought as he lay in the semidarkness of the quiet hut, +gazing fixedly before him with feverish wide open eyes. "A happiness +lying beyond material forces, outside the material influences that act +on man--a happiness of the soul alone, the happiness of loving. Every +man can understand it, but to conceive it and enjoin it was possible +only for God. But how did God enjoin that law? And why was the Son...?" + +And suddenly the sequence of these thoughts broke off, and Prince Andrew +heard (without knowing whether it was a delusion or reality) a soft +whispering voice incessantly and rhythmically repeating "piti-piti- +piti," and then "titi," and then again "piti-piti-piti," and "ti-ti" +once more. At the same time he felt that above his face, above the very +middle of it, some strange airy structure was being erected out of +slender needles or splinters, to the sound of this whispered music. He +felt that he had to balance carefully (though it was difficult) so that +this airy structure should not collapse; but nevertheless it kept +collapsing and again slowly rising to the sound of whispered rhythmic +music--"it stretches, stretches, spreading out and stretching," said +Prince Andrew to himself. While listening to this whispering and feeling +the sensation of this drawing out and the construction of this edifice +of needles, he also saw by glimpses a red halo round the candle, and +heard the rustle of the cockroaches and the buzzing of the fly that +flopped against his pillow and his face. Each time the fly touched his +face it gave him a burning sensation and yet to his surprise it did not +destroy the structure, though it knocked against the very region of his +face where it was rising. But besides this there was something else of +importance. It was something white by the door--the statue of a sphinx, +which also oppressed him. + +"But perhaps that's my shirt on the table," he thought, "and that's my +legs, and that is the door, but why is it always stretching and drawing +itself out, and 'piti-piti-piti' and 'ti-ti' and 'piti-piti-piti'...? +That's enough, please leave off!" Prince Andrew painfully entreated +someone. And suddenly thoughts and feelings again swam to the surface of +his mind with peculiar clearness and force. + +"Yes--love," he thought again quite clearly. "But not love which loves +for something, for some quality, for some purpose, or for some reason, +but the love which I--while dying--first experienced when I saw my enemy +and yet loved him. I experienced that feeling of love which is the very +essence of the soul and does not require an object. Now again I feel +that bliss. To love one's neighbors, to love one's enemies, to love +everything, to love God in all His manifestations. It is possible to +love someone dear to you with human love, but an enemy can only be loved +by divine love. That is why I experienced such joy when I felt that I +loved that man. What has become of him? Is he alive?... + +"When loving with human love one may pass from love to hatred, but +divine love cannot change. No, neither death nor anything else can +destroy it. It is the very essence of the soul. Yet how many people have +I hated in my life? And of them all, I loved and hated none as I did +her." And he vividly pictured to himself Natasha, not as he had done in +the past with nothing but her charms which gave him delight, but for the +first time picturing to himself her soul. And he understood her +feelings, her sufferings, shame, and remorse. He now understood for the +first time all the cruelty of his rejection of her, the cruelty of his +rupture with her. "If only it were possible for me to see her once more! +Just once, looking into those eyes to say..." + +"Piti-piti-piti and ti-ti and piti-piti-piti boom!" flopped the fly... +And his attention was suddenly carried into another world, a world of +reality and delirium in which something particular was happening. In +that world some structure was still being erected and did not fall, +something was still stretching out, and the candle with its red halo was +still burning, and the same shirtlike sphinx lay near the door; but +besides all this something creaked, there was a whiff of fresh air, and +a new white sphinx appeared, standing at the door. And that sphinx had +the pale face and shining eyes of the very Natasha of whom he had just +been thinking. + +"Oh, how oppressive this continual delirium is," thought Prince Andrew, +trying to drive that face from his imagination. But the face remained +before him with the force of reality and drew nearer. Prince Andrew +wished to return to that former world of pure thought, but he could not, +and delirium drew him back into its domain. The soft whispering voice +continued its rhythmic murmur, something oppressed him and stretched +out, and the strange face was before him. Prince Andrew collected all +his strength in an effort to recover his senses, he moved a little, and +suddenly there was a ringing in his ears, a dimness in his eyes, and +like a man plunged into water he lost consciousness. When he came to +himself, Natasha, that same living Natasha whom of all people he most +longed to love with this new pure divine love that had been revealed to +him, was kneeling before him. He realized that it was the real living +Natasha, and he was not surprised but quietly happy. Natasha, motionless +on her knees (she was unable to stir), with frightened eyes riveted on +him, was restraining her sobs. Her face was pale and rigid. Only in the +lower part of it something quivered. + +Prince Andrew sighed with relief, smiled, and held out his hand. + +"You?" he said. "How fortunate!" + +With a rapid but careful movement Natasha drew nearer to him on her +knees and, taking his hand carefully, bent her face over it and began +kissing it, just touching it lightly with her lips. + +"Forgive me!" she whispered, raising her head and glancing at him. +"Forgive me!" + +"I love you," said Prince Andrew. + +"Forgive...!" + +"Forgive what?" he asked. + +"Forgive me for what I ha-ve do-ne!" faltered Natasha in a scarcely +audible, broken whisper, and began kissing his hand more rapidly, just +touching it with her lips. + +"I love you more, better than before," said Prince Andrew, lifting her +face with his hand so as to look into her eyes. + +Those eyes, filled with happy tears, gazed at him timidly, +compassionately, and with joyous love. Natasha's thin pale face, with +its swollen lips, was more than plain--it was dreadful. But Prince +Andrew did not see that, he saw her shining eyes which were beautiful. +They heard the sound of voices behind them. + +Peter the valet, who was now wide awake, had roused the doctor. +Timokhin, who had not slept at all because of the pain in his leg, had +long been watching all that was going on, carefully covering his bare +body with the sheet as he huddled up on his bench. + +"What's this?" said the doctor, rising from his bed. "Please go away, +madam!" + +At that moment a maid sent by the countess, who had noticed her +daughter's absence, knocked at the door. + +Like a somnambulist aroused from her sleep Natasha went out of the room +and, returning to her hut, fell sobbing on her bed. + +From that time, during all the rest of the Rostovs' journey, at every +halting place and wherever they spent a night, Natasha never left the +wounded Bolkonski, and the doctor had to admit that he had not expected +from a young girl either such firmness or such skill in nursing a +wounded man. + +Dreadful as the countess imagined it would be should Prince Andrew die +in her daughter's arms during the journey--as, judging by what the +doctor said, it seemed might easily happen--she could not oppose +Natasha. Though with the intimacy now established between the wounded +man and Natasha the thought occurred that should he recover their former +engagement would be renewed, no one--least of all Natasha and Prince +Andrew--spoke of this: the unsettled question of life and death, which +hung not only over Bolkonski but over all Russia, shut out all other +considerations. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + +On the third of September Pierre awoke late. His head was aching, the +clothes in which he had slept without undressing felt uncomfortable on +his body, and his mind had a dim consciousness of something shameful he +had done the day before. That something shameful was his yesterday's +conversation with Captain Ramballe. + +It was eleven by the clock, but it seemed peculiarly dark out of doors. +Pierre rose, rubbed his eyes, and seeing the pistol with an engraved +stock which Gerasim had replaced on the writing table, he remembered +where he was and what lay before him that very day. + +"Am I not too late?" he thought. "No, probably he won't make his entry +into Moscow before noon." + +Pierre did not allow himself to reflect on what lay before him, but +hastened to act. + +After arranging his clothes, he took the pistol and was about to go out. +But it then occurred to him for the first time that he certainly could +not carry the weapon in his hand through the streets. It was difficult +to hide such a big pistol even under his wide coat. He could not carry +it unnoticed in his belt or under his arm. Besides, it had been +discharged, and he had not had time to reload it. "No matter, dagger +will do," he said to himself, though when planning his design he had +more than once come to the conclusion that the chief mistake made by the +student in 1809 had been to try to kill Napoleon with a dagger. But as +his chief aim consisted not in carrying out his design, but in proving +to himself that he would not abandon his intention and was doing all he +could to achieve it, Pierre hastily took the blunt jagged dagger in a +green sheath which he had bought at the Sukharev market with the pistol, +and hid it under his waistcoat. + +Having tied a girdle over his coat and pulled his cap low on his head, +Pierre went down the corridor, trying to avoid making a noise or meeting +the captain, and passed out into the street. + +The conflagration, at which he had looked with so much indifference the +evening before, had greatly increased during the night. Moscow was on +fire in several places. The buildings in Carriage Row, across the river, +in the Bazaar and the Povarskoy, as well as the barges on the Moskva +River and the timber yards by the Dorogomilov Bridge, were all ablaze. + +Pierre's way led through side streets to the Povarskoy and from there to +the church of St. Nicholas on the Arbat, where he had long before +decided that the deed should be done. The gates of most of the houses +were locked and the shutters up. The streets and lanes were deserted. +The air was full of smoke and the smell of burning. Now and then he met +Russians with anxious and timid faces, and Frenchmen with an air not of +the city but of the camp, walking in the middle of the streets. Both the +Russians and the French looked at Pierre with surprise. Besides his +height and stoutness, and the strange morose look of suffering in his +face and whole figure, the Russians stared at Pierre because they could +not make out to what class he could belong. The French followed him with +astonishment in their eyes chiefly because Pierre, unlike all the other +Russians who gazed at the French with fear and curiosity, paid no +attention to them. At the gate of one house three Frenchmen, who were +explaining something to some Russians who did not understand them, +stopped Pierre asking if he did not know French. + +Pierre shook his head and went on. In another side street a sentinel +standing beside a green caisson shouted at him, but only when the shout +was threateningly repeated and he heard the click of the man's musket as +he raised it did Pierre understand that he had to pass on the other side +of the street. He heard nothing and saw nothing of what went on around +him. He carried his resolution within himself in terror and haste, like +something dreadful and alien to him, for, after the previous night's +experience, he was afraid of losing it. But he was not destined to bring +his mood safely to his destination. And even had he not been hindered by +anything on the way, his intention could not now have been carried out, +for Napoleon had passed the Arbat more than four hours previously on his +way from the Dorogomilov suburb to the Kremlin, and was now sitting in a +very gloomy frame of mind in a royal study in the Kremlin, giving +detailed and exact orders as to measures to be taken immediately to +extinguish the fire, to prevent looting, and to reassure the +inhabitants. But Pierre did not know this; he was entirely absorbed in +what lay before him, and was tortured--as those are who obstinately +undertake a task that is impossible for them not because of its +difficulty but because of its incompatibility with their natures--by the +fear of weakening at the decisive moment and so losing his self-esteem. + +Though he heard and saw nothing around him he found his way by instinct +and did not go wrong in the side streets that led to the Povarskoy. + +As Pierre approached that street the smoke became denser and denser--he +even felt the heat of the fire. Occasionally curly tongues of flame rose +from under the roofs of the houses. He met more people in the streets +and they were more excited. But Pierre, though he felt that something +unusual was happening around him, did not realize that he was +approaching the fire. As he was going along a foot path across a wide- +open space adjoining the Povarskoy on one side and the gardens of Prince +Gruzinski's house on the other, Pierre suddenly heard the desperate +weeping of a woman close to him. He stopped as if awakening from a dream +and lifted his head. + +By the side of the path, on the dusty dry grass, all sorts of household +goods lay in a heap: featherbeds, a samovar, icons, and trunks. On the +ground, beside the trunks, sat a thin woman no longer young, with long, +prominent upper teeth, and wearing a black cloak and cap. This woman, +swaying to and fro and muttering something, was choking with sobs. Two +girls of about ten and twelve, dressed in dirty short frocks and cloaks, +were staring at their mother with a look of stupefaction on their pale +frightened faces. The youngest child, a boy of about seven, who wore an +overcoat and an immense cap evidently not his own, was crying in his old +nurse's arms. A dirty, barefooted maid was sitting on a trunk, and, +having undone her pale-colored plait, was pulling it straight and +sniffing at her singed hair. The woman's husband, a short, round- +shouldered man in the undress uniform of a civilian official, with +sausage-shaped whiskers and showing under his square-set cap the hair +smoothly brushed forward over his temples, with expressionless face was +moving the trunks, which were placed one on another, and was dragging +some garments from under them. + +As soon as she saw Pierre, the woman almost threw herself at his feet. + +"Dear people, good Christians, save me, help me, dear friends... help +us, somebody," she muttered between her sobs. "My girl... My daughter! +My youngest daughter is left behind. She's burned! Ooh! Was it for this +I nursed you.... Ooh!" + +"Don't, Mary Nikolievna!" said her husband to her in a low voice, +evidently only to justify himself before the stranger. "Sister must have +taken her, or else where can she be?" he added. + +"Monster! Villain!" shouted the woman angrily, suddenly ceasing to weep. +"You have no heart, you don't feel for your own child! Another man would +have rescued her from the fire. But this is a monster and neither a man +nor a father! You, honored sir, are a noble man," she went on, +addressing Pierre rapidly between her sobs. "The fire broke out +alongside, and blew our way, the maid called out 'Fire!' and we rushed +to collect our things. We ran out just as we were.... This is what we +have brought away.... The icons, and my dowry bed, all the rest is lost. +We seized the children. But not Katie! Ooh! O Lord!..." and again she +began to sob. "My child, my dear one! Burned, burned!" + +"But where was she left?" asked Pierre. + +From the expression of his animated face the woman saw that this man +might help her. + +"Oh, dear sir!" she cried, seizing him by the legs. "My benefactor, set +my heart at ease.... Aniska, go, you horrid girl, show him the way!" she +cried to the maid, angrily opening her mouth and still farther exposing +her long teeth. + +"Show me the way, show me, I... I'll do it," gasped Pierre rapidly. + +The dirty maidservant stepped from behind the trunk, put up her plait, +sighed, and went on her short, bare feet along the path. Pierre felt as +if he had come back to life after a heavy swoon. He held his head +higher, his eyes shone with the light of life, and with swift steps he +followed the maid, overtook her, and came out on the Povarskoy. The +whole street was full of clouds of black smoke. Tongues of flame here +and there broke through that cloud. A great number of people crowded in +front of the conflagration. In the middle of the street stood a French +general saying something to those around him. Pierre, accompanied by the +maid, was advancing to the spot where the general stood, but the French +soldiers stopped him. + +"On ne passe pas!" * cried a voice. + + +* "You can't pass!" + +"This way, uncle," cried the girl. "We'll pass through the side street, +by the Nikulins'!" + +Pierre turned back, giving a spring now and then to keep up with her. +She ran across the street, turned down a side street to the left, and, +passing three houses, turned into a yard on the right. + +"It's here, close by," said she and, running across the yard, opened a +gate in a wooden fence and, stopping, pointed out to him a small wooden +wing of the house, which was burning brightly and fiercely. One of its +sides had fallen in, another was on fire, and bright flames issued from +the openings of the windows and from under the roof. + +As Pierre passed through the fence gate, he was enveloped by hot air and +involuntarily stopped. + +"Which is it? Which is your house?" he asked. + +"Ooh!" wailed the girl, pointing to the wing. "That's it, that was our +lodging. You've burned to death, our treasure, Katie, my precious little +missy! Ooh!" lamented Aniska, who at the sight of the fire felt that she +too must give expression to her feelings. + +Pierre rushed to the wing, but the heat was so great that he +involuntarily passed round in a curve and came upon the large house that +was as yet burning only at one end, just below the roof, and around +which swarmed a crowd of Frenchmen. At first Pierre did not realize what +these men, who were dragging something out, were about; but seeing +before him a Frenchman hitting a peasant with a blunt saber and trying +to take from him a fox-fur coat, he vaguely understood that looting was +going on there, but he had no time to dwell on that idea. + +The sounds of crackling and the din of falling walls and ceilings, the +whistle and hiss of the flames, the excited shouts of the people, and +the sight of the swaying smoke, now gathering into thick black clouds +and now soaring up with glittering sparks, with here and there dense +sheaves of flame (now red and now like golden fish scales creeping along +the walls), and the heat and smoke and rapidity of motion, produced on +Pierre the usual animating effects of a conflagration. It had a +peculiarly strong effect on him because at the sight of the fire he felt +himself suddenly freed from the ideas that had weighed him down. He felt +young, bright, adroit, and resolute. He ran round to the other side of +the lodge and was about to dash into that part of it which was still +standing, when just above his head he heard several voices shouting and +then a cracking sound and the ring of something heavy falling close +beside him. + +Pierre looked up and saw at a window of the large house some Frenchmen +who had just thrown out the drawer of a chest, filled with metal +articles. Other French soldiers standing below went up to the drawer. + +"What does this fellow want?" shouted one of them referring to Pierre. + +"There's a child in that house. Haven't you seen a child?" cried Pierre. + +"What's he talking about? Get along!" said several voices, and one of +the soldiers, evidently afraid that Pierre might want to take from them +some of the plate and bronzes that were in the drawer, moved +threateningly toward him. + +"A child?" shouted a Frenchman from above. "I did hear something +squealing in the garden. Perhaps it's his brat that the fellow is +looking for. After all, one must be human, you know...." + +"Where is it? Where?" said Pierre. + +"There! There!" shouted the Frenchman at the window, pointing to the +garden at the back of the house. "Wait a bit--I'm coming down." + +And a minute or two later the Frenchman, a black-eyed fellow with a spot +on his cheek, in shirt sleeves, really did jump out of a window on the +ground floor, and clapping Pierre on the shoulder ran with him into the +garden. + +"Hurry up, you others!" he called out to his comrades. "It's getting +hot." + +When they reached a gravel path behind the house the Frenchman pulled +Pierre by the arm and pointed to a round, graveled space where a three- +year-old girl in a pink dress was lying under a seat. + +"There is your child! Oh, a girl, so much the better!" said the +Frenchman. "Good-bye, Fatty. We must be human, we are all mortal you +know!" and the Frenchman with the spot on his cheek ran back to his +comrades. + +Breathless with joy, Pierre ran to the little girl and was going to take +her in his arms. But seeing a stranger the sickly, scrofulous-looking +child, unattractively like her mother, began to yell and run away. +Pierre, however, seized her and lifted her in his arms. She screamed +desperately and angrily and tried with her little hands to pull Pierre's +hands away and to bite them with her slobbering mouth. Pierre was seized +by a sense of horror and repulsion such as he had experienced when +touching some nasty little animal. But he made an effort not to throw +the child down and ran with her to the large house. It was now, however, +impossible to get back the way he had come; the maid, Aniska, was no +longer there, and Pierre with a feeling of pity and disgust pressed the +wet, painfully sobbing child to himself as tenderly as he could and ran +with her through the garden seeking another way out. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIV + +Having run through different yards and side streets, Pierre got back +with his little burden to the Gruzinski garden at the corner of the +Povarskoy. He did not at first recognize the place from which he had set +out to look for the child, so crowded was it now with people and goods +that had been dragged out of the houses. Besides Russian families who +had taken refuge here from the fire with their belongings, there were +several French soldiers in a variety of clothing. Pierre took no notice +of them. He hurried to find the family of that civil servant in order to +restore the daughter to her mother and go to save someone else. Pierre +felt that he had still much to do and to do quickly. Glowing with the +heat and from running, he felt at that moment more strongly than ever +the sense of youth, animation, and determination that had come on him +when he ran to save the child. She had now become quiet and, clinging +with her little hands to Pierre's coat, sat on his arm gazing about her +like some little wild animal. He glanced at her occasionally with a +slight smile. He fancied he saw something pathetically innocent in that +frightened, sickly little face. + +He did not find the civil servant or his wife where he had left them. He +walked among the crowd with rapid steps, scanning the various faces he +met. Involuntarily he noticed a Georgian or Armenian family consisting +of a very handsome old man of Oriental type, wearing a new, cloth- +covered, sheepskin coat and new boots, an old woman of similar type, and +a young woman. That very young woman seemed to Pierre the perfection of +Oriental beauty, with her sharply outlined, arched, black eyebrows and +the extraordinarily soft, bright color of her long, beautiful, +expressionless face. Amid the scattered property and the crowd on the +open space, she, in her rich satin cloak with a bright lilac shawl on +her head, suggested a delicate exotic plant thrown out onto the snow. +She was sitting on some bundles a little behind the old woman, and +looked from under her long lashes with motionless, large, almond-shaped +eyes at the ground before her. Evidently she was aware of her beauty and +fearful because of it. Her face struck Pierre and, hurrying along by the +fence, he turned several times to look at her. When he had reached the +fence, still without finding those he sought, he stopped and looked +about him. + +With the child in his arms his figure was now more conspicuous than +before, and a group of Russians, both men and women, gathered about him. + +"Have you lost anyone, my dear fellow? You're of the gentry yourself, +aren't you? Whose child is it?" they asked him. + +Pierre replied that the child belonged to a woman in a black coat who +had been sitting there with her other children, and he asked whether +anyone knew where she had gone. + +"Why, that must be the Anferovs," said an old deacon, addressing a +pockmarked peasant woman. "Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy!" he added +in his customary bass. + +"The Anferovs? No," said the woman. "They left in the morning. That must +be either Mary Nikolievna's or the Ivanovs'!" + +"He says 'a woman,' and Mary Nikolievna is a lady," remarked a house +serf. + +"Do you know her? She's thin, with long teeth," said Pierre. + +"That's Mary Nikolievna! They went inside the garden when these wolves +swooped down," said the woman, pointing to the French soldiers. + +"O Lord, have mercy!" added the deacon. + +"Go over that way, they're there. It's she! She kept on lamenting and +crying," continued the woman. "It's she. Here, this way!" + +But Pierre was not listening to the woman. He had for some seconds been +intently watching what was going on a few steps away. He was looking at +the Armenian family and at two French soldiers who had gone up to them. +One of these, a nimble little man, was wearing a blue coat tied round +the waist with a rope. He had a nightcap on his head and his feet were +bare. The other, whose appearance particularly struck Pierre, was a +long, lank, round-shouldered, fair-haired man, slow in his movements and +with an idiotic expression of face. He wore a woman's loose gown of +frieze, blue trousers, and large torn Hessian boots. The little +barefooted Frenchman in the blue coat went up to the Armenians and, +saying something, immediately seized the old man by his legs and the old +man at once began pulling off his boots. The other in the frieze gown +stopped in front of the beautiful Armenian girl and with his hands in +his pockets stood staring at her, motionless and silent. + +"Here, take the child!" said Pierre peremptorily and hurriedly to the +woman, handing the little girl to her. "Give her back to them, give her +back!" he almost shouted, putting the child, who began screaming, on the +ground, and again looking at the Frenchman and the Armenian family. + +The old man was already sitting barefoot. The little Frenchman had +secured his second boot and was slapping one boot against the other. The +old man was saying something in a voice broken by sobs, but Pierre +caught but a glimpse of this, his whole attention was directed to the +Frenchman in the frieze gown who meanwhile, swaying slowly from side to +side, had drawn nearer to the young woman and taking his hands from his +pockets had seized her by the neck. + +The beautiful Armenian still sat motionless and in the same attitude, +with her long lashes drooping as if she did not see or feel what the +soldier was doing to her. + +While Pierre was running the few steps that separated him from the +Frenchman, the tall marauder in the frieze gown was already tearing from +her neck the necklace the young Armenian was wearing, and the young +woman, clutching at her neck, screamed piercingly. + +"Let that woman alone!" exclaimed Pierre hoarsely in a furious voice, +seizing the soldier by his round shoulders and throwing him aside. + +The soldier fell, got up, and ran away. But his comrade, throwing down +the boots and drawing his sword, moved threateningly toward Pierre. + +"Voyons, Pas de betises!" * he cried. + + +* "Look here, no nonsense!" + +Pierre was in such a transport of rage that he remembered nothing and +his strength increased tenfold. He rushed at the barefooted Frenchman +and, before the latter had time to draw his sword, knocked him off his +feet and hammered him with his fists. Shouts of approval were heard from +the crowd around, and at the same moment a mounted patrol of French +uhlans appeared from round the corner. The uhlans came up at a trot to +Pierre and the Frenchman and surrounded them. Pierre remembered nothing +of what happened after that. He only remembered beating someone and +being beaten and finally feeling that his hands were bound and that a +crowd of French soldiers stood around him and were searching him. + +"Lieutenant, he has a dagger," were the first words Pierre understood. + +"Ah, a weapon?" said the officer and turned to the barefooted soldier +who had been arrested with Pierre. "All right, you can tell all about it +at the court-martial." Then he turned to Pierre. "Do you speak French?" + +Pierre looked around him with bloodshot eyes and did not reply. His face +probably looked very terrible, for the officer said something in a +whisper and four more uhlans left the ranks and placed themselves on +both sides of Pierre. + +"Do you speak French?" the officer asked again, keeping at a distance +from Pierre. "Call the interpreter." + +A little man in Russian civilian clothes rode out from the ranks, and by +his clothes and manner of speaking Pierre at once knew him to be a +French salesman from one of the Moscow shops. + +"He does not look like a common man," said the interpreter, after a +searching look at Pierre. + +"Ah, he looks very much like an incendiary," remarked the officer. "And +ask him who he is," he added. + +"Who are you?" asked the interpreter in poor Russian. "You must answer +the chief." + +"I will not tell you who I am. I am your prisoner--take me!" Pierre +suddenly replied in French. + +"Ah, ah!" muttered the officer with a frown. "Well then, march!" + +A crowd had collected round the uhlans. Nearest to Pierre stood the +pockmarked peasant woman with the little girl, and when the patrol +started she moved forward. + +"Where are they taking you to, you poor dear?" said she. "And the little +girl, the little girl, what am I to do with her if she's not theirs?" +said the woman. + +"What does that woman want?" asked the officer. + +Pierre was as if intoxicated. His elation increased at the sight of the +little girl he had saved. + +"What does she want?" he murmured. "She is bringing me my daughter whom +I have just saved from the flames," said he. "Good-bye!" And without +knowing how this aimless lie had escaped him, he went along with +resolute and triumphant steps between the French soldiers. + +The French patrol was one of those sent out through the various streets +of Moscow by Durosnel's order to put a stop to the pillage, and +especially to catch the incendiaries who, according to the general +opinion which had that day originated among the higher French officers, +were the cause of the conflagrations. After marching through a number of +streets the patrol arrested five more Russian suspects: a small +shopkeeper, two seminary students, a peasant, and a house serf, besides +several looters. But of all these various suspected characters, Pierre +was considered to be the most suspicious of all. When they had all been +brought for the night to a large house on the Zubov Rampart that was +being used as a guardhouse, Pierre was placed apart under strict guard. + +BOOK TWELVE: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +In Petersburg at that time a complicated struggle was being carried on +with greater heat than ever in the highest circles, between the parties +of Rumyantsev, the French, Marya Fedorovna, the Tsarevich, and others, +drowned as usual by the buzzing of the court drones. But the calm, +luxurious life of Petersburg, concerned only about phantoms and +reflections of real life, went on in its old way and made it hard, +except by a great effort, to realize the danger and the difficult +position of the Russian people. There were the same receptions and +balls, the same French theater, the same court interests and service +interests and intrigues as usual. Only in the very highest circles were +attempts made to keep in mind the difficulties of the actual position. +Stories were whispered of how differently the two Empresses behaved in +these difficult circumstances. The Empress Marya, concerned for the +welfare of the charitable and educational institutions under her +patronage, had given directions that they should all be removed to +Kazan, and the things belonging to these institutions had already been +packed up. The Empress Elisabeth, however, when asked what instructions +she would be pleased to give--with her characteristic Russian patriotism +had replied that she could give no directions about state institutions +for that was the affair of the sovereign, but as far as she personally +was concerned she would be the last to quit Petersburg. + +At Anna Pavlovna's on the twenty-sixth of August, the very day of the +battle of Borodino, there was a soiree, the chief feature of which was +to be the reading of a letter from His Lordship the Bishop when sending +the Emperor an icon of the Venerable Sergius. It was regarded as a model +of ecclesiastical, patriotic eloquence. Prince Vasili himself, famed for +his elocution, was to read it. (He used to read at the Empress'.) The +art of his reading was supposed to lie in rolling out the words, quite +independently of their meaning, in a loud and singsong voice alternating +between a despairing wail and a tender murmur, so that the wail fell +quite at random on one word and the murmur on another. This reading, as +was always the case at Anna Pavlovna's soirees, had a political +significance. That evening she expected several important personages who +had to be made ashamed of their visits to the French theater and aroused +to a patriotic temper. A good many people had already arrived, but Anna +Pavlovna, not yet seeing all those whom she wanted in her drawing room, +did not let the reading begin but wound up the springs of a general +conversation. + +The news of the day in Petersburg was the illness of Countess Bezukhova. +She had fallen ill unexpectedly a few days previously, had missed +several gatherings of which she was usually ornament, and was said to be +receiving no one, and instead of the celebrated Petersburg doctors who +usually attended her had entrusted herself to some Italian doctor who +was treating her in some new and unusual way. + +They all knew very well that the enchanting countess' illness arose from +an inconvenience resulting from marrying two husbands at the same time, +and that the Italian's cure consisted in removing such inconvenience; +but in Anna Pavlovna's presence no one dared to think of this or even +appear to know it. + +"They say the poor countess is very ill. The doctor says it is angina +pectoris." + +"Angina? Oh, that's a terrible illness!" + +"They say that the rivals are reconciled, thanks to the angina..." and +the word angina was repeated with great satisfaction. + +"The count is pathetic, they say. He cried like a child when the doctor +told him the case was dangerous." + +"Oh, it would be a terrible loss, she is an enchanting woman." + +"You are speaking of the poor countess?" said Anna Pavlovna, coming up +just then. "I sent to ask for news, and hear that she is a little +better. Oh, she is certainly the most charming woman in the world," she +went on, with a smile at her own enthusiasm. "We belong to different +camps, but that does not prevent my esteeming her as she deserves. She +is very unfortunate!" added Anna Pavlovna. + +Supposing that by these words Anna Pavlovna was somewhat lifting the +veil from the secret of the countess' malady, an unwary young man +ventured to express surprise that well known doctors had not been called +in and that the countess was being attended by a charlatan who might +employ dangerous remedies. + +"Your information may be better than mine," Anna Pavlovna suddenly and +venomously retorted on the inexperienced young man, "but I know on good +authority that this doctor is a very learned and able man. He is private +physician to the Queen of Spain." + +And having thus demolished the young man, Anna Pavlovna turned to +another group where Bilibin was talking about the Austrians: having +wrinkled up his face he was evidently preparing to smooth it out again +and utter one of his mots. + +"I think it is delightful," he said, referring to a diplomatic note that +had been sent to Vienna with some Austrian banners captured from the +French by Wittgenstein, "the hero of Petropol" as he was then called in +Petersburg. + +"What? What's that?" asked Anna Pavlovna, securing silence for the mot, +which she had heard before. + +And Bilibin repeated the actual words of the diplomatic dispatch, which +he had himself composed. + +"The Emperor returns these Austrian banners," said Bilibin, "friendly +banners gone astray and found on a wrong path," and his brow became +smooth again. + +"Charming, charming!" observed Prince Vasili. + +"The path to Warsaw, perhaps," Prince Hippolyte remarked loudly and +unexpectedly. Everybody looked at him, understanding what he meant. +Prince Hippolyte himself glanced around with amused surprise. He knew no +more than the others what his words meant. During his diplomatic career +he had more than once noticed that such utterances were received as very +witty, and at every opportunity he uttered in that way the first words +that entered his head. "It may turn out very well," he thought, "but if +not, they'll know how to arrange matters." And really, during the +awkward silence that ensued, that insufficiently patriotic person +entered whom Anna Pavlovna had been waiting for and wished to convert, +and she, smiling and shaking a finger at Hippolyte, invited Prince +Vasili to the table and bringing him two candles and the manuscript +begged him to begin. Everyone became silent. + +"Most Gracious Sovereign and Emperor!" Prince Vasili sternly declaimed, +looking round at his audience as if to inquire whether anyone had +anything to say to the contrary. But no one said anything. "Moscow, our +ancient capital, the New Jerusalem, receives her Christ"--he placed a +sudden emphasis on the word her--"as a mother receives her zealous sons +into her arms, and through the gathering mists, foreseeing the brilliant +glory of thy rule, sings in exultation, 'Hosanna, blessed is he that +cometh!'" + +Prince Vasili pronounced these last words in a tearful voice. + +Bilibin attentively examined his nails, and many of those present +appeared intimidated, as if asking in what they were to blame. Anna +Pavlovna whispered the next words in advance, like an old woman +muttering the prayer at Communion: "Let the bold and insolent +Goliath..." she whispered. + +Prince Vasili continued. + +"Let the bold and insolent Goliath from the borders of France encompass +the realms of Russia with death-bearing terrors; humble Faith, the sling +of the Russian David, shall suddenly smite his head in his bloodthirsty +pride. This icon of the Venerable Sergius, the servant of God and +zealous champion of old of our country's weal, is offered to Your +Imperial Majesty. I grieve that my waning strength prevents rejoicing in +the sight of your most gracious presence. I raise fervent prayers to +Heaven that the Almighty may exalt the race of the just, and mercifully +fulfill the desires of Your Majesty." + +"What force! What a style!" was uttered in approval both of reader and +of author. + +Animated by that address Anna Pavlovna's guests talked for a long time +of the state of the fatherland and offered various conjectures as to the +result of the battle to be fought in a few days. + +"You will see," said Anna Pavlovna, "that tomorrow, on the Emperor's +birthday, we shall receive news. I have a favorable presentiment!" + + + + +CHAPTER II + +Anna Pavlovna's presentiment was in fact fulfilled. Next day during the +service at the palace church in honor of the Emperor's birthday, Prince +Volkonski was called out of the church and received a dispatch from +Prince Kutuzov. It was Kutuzov's report, written from Tatarinova on the +day of the battle. Kutuzov wrote that the Russians had not retreated a +step, that the French losses were much heavier than ours, and that he +was writing in haste from the field of battle before collecting full +information. It followed that there must have been a victory. And at +once, without leaving the church, thanks were rendered to the Creator +for His help and for the victory. + +Anna Pavlovna's presentiment was justified, and all that morning a +joyously festive mood reigned in the city. Everyone believed the victory +to have been complete, and some even spoke of Napoleon's having been +captured, of his deposition, and of the choice of a new ruler for +France. + +It is very difficult for events to be reflected in their real strength +and completeness amid the conditions of court life and far from the +scene of action. General events involuntarily group themselves around +some particular incident. So now the courtiers' pleasure was based as +much on the fact that the news had arrived on the Emperor's birthday as +on the fact of the victory itself. It was like a successfully arranged +surprise. Mention was made in Kutuzov's report of the Russian losses, +among which figured the names of Tuchkov, Bagration, and Kutaysov. In +the Petersburg world this sad side of the affair again involuntarily +centered round a single incident: Kutaysov's death. Everybody knew him, +the Emperor liked him, and he was young and interesting. That day +everyone met with the words: + +"What a wonderful coincidence! Just during the service. But what a loss +Kutaysov is! How sorry I am!" + +"What did I tell about Kutuzov?" Prince Vasili now said with a prophet's +pride. "I always said he was the only man capable of defeating +Napoleon." + +But next day no news arrived from the army and the public mood grew +anxious. The courtiers suffered because of the suffering the suspense +occasioned the Emperor. + +"Fancy the Emperor's position!" said they, and instead of extolling +Kutuzov as they had done the day before, they condemned him as the cause +of the Emperor's anxiety. That day Prince Vasili no longer boasted of +his protege Kutuzov, but remained silent when the commander-in-chief was +mentioned. Moreover, toward evening, as if everything conspired to make +Petersburg society anxious and uneasy, a terrible piece of news was +added. Countess Helene Bezukhova had suddenly died of that terrible +malady it had been so agreeable to mention. Officially, at large +gatherings, everyone said that Countess Bezukhova had died of a terrible +attack of angina pectoris, but in intimate circles details were +mentioned of how the private physician of the Queen of Spain had +prescribed small doses of a certain drug to produce a certain effect; +but Helene, tortured by the fact that the old count suspected her and +that her husband to whom she had written (that wretched, profligate +Pierre) had not replied, had suddenly taken a very large dose of the +drug, and had died in agony before assistance could be rendered her. It +was said that Prince Vasili and the old count had turned upon the +Italian, but the latter had produced such letters from the unfortunate +deceased that they had immediately let the matter drop. + +Talk in general centered round three melancholy facts: the Emperor's +lack of news, the loss of Kutuzov, and the death of Helene. + +On the third day after Kutuzov's report a country gentleman arrived from +Moscow, and news of the surrender of Moscow to the French spread through +the whole town. This was terrible! What a position for the Emperor to be +in! Kutuzov was a traitor, and Prince Vasili during the visits of +condolence paid to him on the occasion of his daughter's death said of +Kutuzov, whom he had formerly praised (it was excusable for him in his +grief to forget what he had said), that it was impossible to expect +anything else from a blind and depraved old man. + +"I only wonder that the fate of Russia could have been entrusted to such +a man." + +As long as this news remained unofficial it was possible to doubt it, +but the next day the following communication was received from Count +Rostopchin: + +Prince Kutuzov's adjutant has brought me a letter in which he demands +police officers to guide the army to the Ryazan road. He writes that he +is regretfully abandoning Moscow. Sire! Kutuzov's action decides the +fate of the capital and of your empire! Russia will shudder to learn of +the abandonment of the city in which her greatness is centered and in +which lie the ashes of your ancestors! I shall follow the army. I have +had everything removed, and it only remains for me to weep over the fate +of my fatherland. + +On receiving this dispatch the Emperor sent Prince Volkonski to Kutuzov +with the following rescript: + +Prince Michael Ilarionovich! Since the twenty-ninth of August I have +received no communication from you, yet on the first of September I +received from the commander-in-chief of Moscow, via Yaroslavl, the sad +news that you, with the army, have decided to abandon Moscow. You can +yourself imagine the effect this news has had on me, and your silence +increases my astonishment. I am sending this by Adjutant-General Prince +Volkonski, to hear from you the situation of the army and the reasons +that have induced you to take this melancholy decision. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Nine days after the abandonment of Moscow, a messenger from Kutuzov +reached Petersburg with the official announcement of that event. This +messenger was Michaud, a Frenchman who did not know Russian, but who was +quoique etranger, russe de coeur et d'ame, * as he said of himself. + + +* Though a foreigner, Russian in heart and soul. + +The Emperor at once received this messenger in his study at the palace +on Stone Island. Michaud, who had never seen Moscow before the campaign +and who did not know Russian, yet felt deeply moved (as he wrote) when +he appeared before notre tres gracieux souverain * with the news of the +burning of Moscow, dont les flammes eclairaient sa route. *(2) + + +* Our most gracious sovereign. + +* (2) Whose flames illumined his route. + +Though the source of M. Michaud's chagrin must have been different from +that which caused Russians to grieve, he had such a sad face when shown +into the Emperor's study that the latter at once asked: + +"Have you brought me sad news, Colonel?" + +"Very sad, sire," replied Michaud, lowering his eyes with a sigh. "The +abandonment of Moscow." + +"Have they surrendered my ancient capital without a battle?" asked the +Emperor quickly, his face suddenly flushing. + +Michaud respectfully delivered the message Kutuzov had entrusted to him, +which was that it had been impossible to fight before Moscow, and that +as the only remaining choice was between losing the army as well as +Moscow, or losing Moscow alone, the field marshal had to choose the +latter. + +The Emperor listened in silence, not looking at Michaud. + +"Has the enemy entered the city?" he asked. + +"Yes, sire, and Moscow is now in ashes. I left it all in flames," +replied Michaud in a decided tone, but glancing at the Emperor he was +frightened by what he had done. + +The Emperor began to breathe heavily and rapidly, his lower lip +trembled, and tears instantly appeared in his fine blue eyes. + +But this lasted only a moment. He suddenly frowned, as if blaming +himself for his weakness, and raising his head addressed Michaud in a +firm voice: + +"I see, Colonel, from all that is happening, that Providence requires +great sacrifices of us... I am ready to submit myself in all things to +His will; but tell me, Michaud, how did you leave the army when it saw +my ancient capital abandoned without a battle? Did you not notice +discouragement?..." + +Seeing that his most gracious ruler was calm once more, Michaud also +grew calm, but was not immediately ready to reply to the Emperor's +direct and relevant question which required a direct answer. + +"Sire, will you allow me to speak frankly as befits a loyal soldier?" he +asked to gain time. + +"Colonel, I always require it," replied the Emperor. "Conceal nothing +from me, I wish to know absolutely how things are." + +"Sire!" said Michaud with a subtle, scarcely perceptible smile on his +lips, having now prepared a well-phrased reply, "sire, I left the whole +army, from its chiefs to the lowest soldier, without exception in +desperate and agonized terror..." + +"How is that?" the Emperor interrupted him, frowning sternly. "Would +misfortune make my Russians lose heart?... Never!" + +Michaud had only waited for this to bring out the phrase he had +prepared. + +"Sire," he said, with respectful playfulness, "they are only afraid lest +Your Majesty, in the goodness of your heart, should allow yourself to be +persuaded to make peace. They are burning for the combat," declared this +representative of the Russian nation, "and to prove to Your Majesty by +the sacrifice of their lives how devoted they are...." + +"Ah!" said the Emperor reassured, and with a kindly gleam in his eyes, +he patted Michaud on the shoulder. "You set me at ease, Colonel." + +He bent his head and was silent for some time. + +"Well, then, go back to the army," he said, drawing himself up to his +full height and addressing Michaud with a gracious and majestic gesture, +"and tell our brave men and all my good subjects wherever you go that +when I have not a soldier left I shall put myself at the head of my +beloved nobility and my good peasants and so use the last resources of +my empire. It still offers me more than my enemies suppose," said the +Emperor growing more and more animated; "but should it ever be ordained +by Divine Providence," he continued, raising to heaven his fine eyes +shining with emotion, "that my dynasty should cease to reign on the +throne of my ancestors, then after exhausting all the means at my +command, I shall let my beard grow to here" (he pointed halfway down his +chest) "and go and eat potatoes with the meanest of my peasants, rather +than sign the disgrace of my country and of my beloved people whose +sacrifices I know how to appreciate." + +Having uttered these words in an agitated voice the Emperor suddenly +turned away as if to hide from Michaud the tears that rose to his eyes, +and went to the further end of his study. Having stood there a few +moments, he strode back to Michaud and pressed his arm below the elbow +with a vigorous movement. The Emperor's mild and handsome face was +flushed and his eyes gleamed with resolution and anger. + +"Colonel Michaud, do not forget what I say to you here, perhaps we may +recall it with pleasure someday... Napoleon or I," said the Emperor, +touching his breast. "We can no longer both reign together. I have +learned to know him, and he will not deceive me any more...." + +And the Emperor paused, with a frown. + +When he heard these words and saw the expression of firm resolution in +the Emperor's eyes, Michaud--quoique etranger, russe de coeur et d'ame-- +at that solemn moment felt himself enraptured by all that he had heard +(as he used afterwards to say), and gave expression to his own feelings +and those of the Russian people whose representative he considered +himself to be, in the following words: + +"Sire!" said he, "Your Majesty is at this moment signing the glory of +the nation and the salvation of Europe!" + +With an inclination of the head the Emperor dismissed him. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +It is natural for us who were not living in those days to imagine that +when half Russia had been conquered and the inhabitants were fleeing to +distant provinces, and one levy after another was being raised for the +defense of the fatherland, all Russians from the greatest to the least +were solely engaged in sacrificing themselves, saving their fatherland, +or weeping over its downfall. The tales and descriptions of that time +without exception speak only of the self-sacrifice, patriotic devotion, +despair, grief, and the heroism of the Russians. But it was not really +so. It appears so to us because we see only the general historic +interest of that time and do not see all the personal human interests +that people had. Yet in reality those personal interests of the moment +so much transcend the general interests that they always prevent the +public interest from being felt or even noticed. Most of the people at +that time paid no attention to the general progress of events but were +guided only by their private interests, and they were the very people +whose activities at that period were most useful. + +Those who tried to understand the general course of events and to take +part in it by self-sacrifice and heroism were the most useless members +of society, they saw everything upside down, and all they did for the +common good turned out to be useless and foolish--like Pierre's and +Mamonov's regiments which looted Russian villages, and the lint the +young ladies prepared and that never reached the wounded, and so on. +Even those, fond of intellectual talk and of expressing their feelings, +who discussed Russia's position at the time involuntarily introduced +into their conversation either a shade of pretense and falsehood or +useless condemnation and anger directed against people accused of +actions no one could possibly be guilty of. In historic events the rule +forbidding us to eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge is specially +applicable. Only unconscious action bears fruit, and he who plays a part +in an historic event never understands its significance. If he tries to +realize it his efforts are fruitless. + +The more closely a man was engaged in the events then taking place in +Russia the less did he realize their significance. In Petersburg and in +the provinces at a distance from Moscow, ladies, and gentlemen in +militia uniforms, wept for Russia and its ancient capital and talked of +self-sacrifice and so on; but in the army which retired beyond Moscow +there was little talk or thought of Moscow, and when they caught sight +of its burned ruins no one swore to be avenged on the French, but they +thought about their next pay, their next quarters, of Matreshka the +vivandiere, and like matters. + +As the war had caught him in the service, Nicholas Rostov took a close +and prolonged part in the defense of his country, but did so casually, +without any aim at self-sacrifice, and he therefore looked at what was +going on in Russia without despair and without dismally racking his +brains over it. Had he been asked what he thought of the state of +Russia, he would have said that it was not his business to think about +it, that Kutuzov and others were there for that purpose, but that he had +heard that the regiments were to be made up to their full strength, that +fighting would probably go on for a long time yet, and that things being +so it was quite likely he might be in command of a regiment in a couple +of years' time. + +As he looked at the matter in this way, he learned that he was being +sent to Voronezh to buy remounts for his division, not only without +regret at being prevented from taking part in the coming battle, but +with the greatest pleasure--which he did not conceal and which his +comrades fully understood. + +A few days before the battle of Borodino, Nicholas received the +necessary money and warrants, and having sent some hussars on in +advance, he set out with post horses for Voronezh. + +Only a man who has experienced it--that is, has passed some months +continuously in an atmosphere of campaigning and war--can understand the +delight Nicholas felt when he escaped from the region covered by the +army's foraging operations, provision trains, and hospitals. When--free +from soldiers, wagons, and the filthy traces of a camp--he saw villages +with peasants and peasant women, gentlemen's country houses, fields +where cattle were grazing, posthouses with stationmasters asleep in +them, he rejoiced as though seeing all this for the first time. What for +a long while specially surprised and delighted him were the women, young +and healthy, without a dozen officers making up to each of them; women, +too, who were pleased and flattered that a passing officer should joke +with them. + +In the highest spirits Nicholas arrived at night at a hotel in Voronezh, +ordered things he had long been deprived of in camp, and next day, very +clean-shaven and in a full-dress uniform he had not worn for a long +time, went to present himself to the authorities. + +The commander of the militia was a civilian general, an old man who was +evidently pleased with his military designation and rank. He received +Nicholas brusquely (imagining this to be characteristically military) +and questioned him with an important air, as if considering the general +progress of affairs and approving and disapproving with full right to do +so. Nicholas was in such good spirits that this merely amused him. + +From the commander of the militia he drove to the governor. The governor +was a brisk little man, very simple and affable. He indicated the stud +farms at which Nicholas might procure horses, recommended to him a horse +dealer in the town and a landowner fourteen miles out of town who had +the best horses, and promised to assist him in every way. + +"You are Count Ilya Rostov's son? My wife was a great friend of your +mother's. We are at home on Thursdays--today is Thursday, so please come +and see us quite informally," said the governor, taking leave of him. + +Immediately on leaving the governor's, Nicholas hired post horses and, +taking his squadron quartermaster with him, drove at a gallop to the +landowner, fourteen miles away, who had the stud. Everything seemed to +him pleasant and easy during that first part of his stay in Voronezh +and, as usually happens when a man is in a pleasant state of mind, +everything went well and easily. + +The landowner to whom Nicholas went was a bachelor, an old cavalryman, a +horse fancier, a sportsman, the possessor of some century-old brandy and +some old Hungarian wine, who had a snuggery where he smoked, and who +owned some splendid horses. + +In very few words Nicholas bought seventeen picked stallions for six +thousand rubles--to serve, as he said, as samples of his remounts. After +dining and taking rather too much of the Hungarian wine, Nicholas-- +having exchanged kisses with the landowner, with whom he was already on +the friendliest terms--galloped back over abominable roads, in the +brightest frame of mind, continually urging on the driver so as to be in +time for the governor's party. + +When he had changed, poured water over his head, and scented himself, +Nicholas arrived at the governor's rather late, but with the phrase +"better late than never" on his lips. + +It was not a ball, nor had dancing been announced, but everyone knew +that Catherine Petrovna would play valses and the ecossaise on the +clavichord and that there would be dancing, and so everyone had come as +to a ball. + +Provincial life in 1812 went on very much as usual, but with this +difference, that it was livelier in the towns in consequence of the +arrival of many wealthy families from Moscow, and as in everything that +went on in Russia at that time a special recklessness was noticeable, an +"in for a penny, in for a pound--who cares?" spirit, and the inevitable +small talk, instead of turning on the weather and mutual acquaintances, +now turned on Moscow, the army, and Napoleon. + +The society gathered together at the governor's was the best in +Voronezh. + +There were a great many ladies and some of Nicholas' Moscow +acquaintances, but there were no men who could at all vie with the +cavalier of St. George, the hussar remount officer, the good-natured and +well-bred Count Rostov. Among the men was an Italian prisoner, an +officer of the French army; and Nicholas felt that the presence of that +prisoner enhanced his own importance as a Russian hero. The Italian was, +as it were, a war trophy. Nicholas felt this, it seemed to him that +everyone regarded the Italian in the same light, and he treated him +cordially though with dignity and restraint. + +As soon as Nicholas entered in his hussar uniform, diffusing around him +a fragrance of perfume and wine, and had uttered the words "better late +than never" and heard them repeated several times by others, people +clustered around him; all eyes turned on him, and he felt at once that +he had entered into his proper position in the province--that of a +universal favorite: a very pleasant position, and intoxicatingly so +after his long privations. At posting stations, at inns, and in the +landowner's snuggery, maidservants had been flattered by his notice, and +here too at the governor's party there were (as it seemed to Nicholas) +an inexhaustible number of pretty young women, married and unmarried, +impatiently awaiting his notice. The women and girls flirted with him +and, from the first day, the people concerned themselves to get this +fine young daredevil of an hussar married and settled down. Among these +was the governor's wife herself, who welcomed Rostov as a near relative +and called him "Nicholas." + +Catherine Petrovna did actually play valses and the ecossaise, and +dancing began in which Nicholas still further captivated the provincial +society by his agility. His particularly free manner of dancing even +surprised them all. Nicholas was himself rather surprised at the way he +danced that evening. He had never danced like that in Moscow and would +even have considered such a very free and easy manner improper and in +bad form, but here he felt it incumbent on him to astonish them all by +something unusual, something they would have to accept as the regular +thing in the capital though new to them in the provinces. + +All the evening Nicholas paid attention to a blue-eyed, plump and +pleasing little blonde, the wife of one of the provincial officials. +With the naive conviction of young men in a merry mood that other men's +wives were created for them, Rostov did not leave the lady's side and +treated her husband in a friendly and conspiratorial style, as if, +without speaking of it, they knew how capitally Nicholas and the lady +would get on together. The husband, however, did not seem to share that +conviction and tried to behave morosely with Rostov. But the latter's +good-natured naivete was so boundless that sometimes even he +involuntarily yielded to Nicholas' good humor. Toward the end of the +evening, however, as the wife's face grew more flushed and animated, the +husband's became more and more melancholy and solemn, as though there +were but a given amount of animation between them and as the wife's +share increased the husband's diminished. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Nicholas sat leaning slightly forward in an armchair, bending closely +over the blonde lady and paying her mythological compliments with a +smile that never left his face. Jauntily shifting the position of his +legs in their tight riding breeches, diffusing an odor of perfume, and +admiring his partner, himself, and the fine outlines of his legs in +their well-fitting Hessian boots, Nicholas told the blonde lady that he +wished to run away with a certain lady here in Voronezh. + +"Which lady?" + +"A charming lady, a divine one. Her eyes" (Nicholas looked at his +partner) "are blue, her mouth coral and ivory; her figure" (he glanced +at her shoulders) "like Diana's...." + +The husband came up and sullenly asked his wife what she was talking +about. + +"Ah, Nikita Ivanych!" cried Nicholas, rising politely, and as if wishing +Nikita Ivanych to share his joke, he began to tell him of his intention +to elope with a blonde lady. + +The husband smiled gloomily, the wife gaily. The governor's good-natured +wife came up with a look of disapproval. + +"Anna Ignatyevna wants to see you, Nicholas," said she, pronouncing the +name so that Nicholas at once understood that Anna Ignatyevna was a very +important person. "Come, Nicholas! You know you let me call you so?" + +"Oh, yes, Aunt. Who is she?" + +"Anna Ignatyevna Malvintseva. She has heard from her niece how you +rescued her... Can you guess?" + +"I rescued such a lot of them!" said Nicholas. + +"Her niece, Princess Bolkonskaya. She is here in Voronezh with her aunt. +Oho! How you blush. Why, are...?" + +"Not a bit! Please don't, Aunt!" + +"Very well, very well!... Oh, what a fellow you are!" + +The governor's wife led him up to a tall and very stout old lady with a +blue headdress, who had just finished her game of cards with the most +important personages of the town. This was Malvintseva, Princess Mary's +aunt on her mother's side, a rich, childless widow who always lived in +Voronezh. When Rostov approached her she was standing settling up for +the game. She looked at him and, screwing up her eyes sternly, continued +to upbraid the general who had won from her. + +"Very pleased, mon cher," she then said, holding out her hand to +Nicholas. "Pray come and see me." + +After a few words about Princess Mary and her late father, whom +Malvintseva had evidently not liked, and having asked what Nicholas knew +of Prince Andrew, who also was evidently no favorite of hers, the +important old lady dismissed Nicholas after repeating her invitation to +come to see her. + +Nicholas promised to come and blushed again as he bowed. At the mention +of Princess Mary he experienced a feeling of shyness and even of fear, +which he himself did not understand. + +When he had parted from Malvintseva Nicholas wished to return to the +dancing, but the governor's little wife placed her plump hand on his +sleeve and, saying that she wanted to have a talk with him, led him to +her sitting room, from which those who were there immediately withdrew +so as not to be in her way. + +"Do you know, dear boy," began the governor's wife with a serious +expression on her kind little face, "that really would be the match for +you: would you like me to arrange it?" + +"Whom do you mean, Aunt?" asked Nicholas. + +"I will make a match for you with the princess. Catherine Petrovna +speaks of Lily, but I say, no--the princess! Do you want me to do it? I +am sure your mother will be grateful to me. What a charming girl she is, +really! And she is not at all so plain, either." + +"Not at all," replied Nicholas as if offended at the idea. "As befits a +soldier, Aunt, I don't force myself on anyone or refuse anything," he +said before he had time to consider what he was saying. + +"Well then, remember, this is not a joke!" + +"Of course not!" + +"Yes, yes," the governor's wife said as if talking to herself. "But, my +dear boy, among other things you are too attentive to the other, the +blonde. One is sorry for the husband, really...." + +"Oh no, we are good friends with him," said Nicholas in the simplicity +of his heart; it did not enter his head that a pastime so pleasant to +himself might not be pleasant to someone else. + +"But what nonsense I have been saying to the governor's wife!" thought +Nicholas suddenly at supper. "She will really begin to arrange a +match... and Sonya...?" And on taking leave of the governor's wife, when +she again smilingly said to him, "Well then, remember!" he drew her +aside. + +"But see here, to tell the truth, Aunt..." + +"What is it, my dear? Come, let's sit down here," said she. + +Nicholas suddenly felt a desire and need to tell his most intimate +thoughts (which he would not have told to his mother, his sister, or his +friend) to this woman who was almost a stranger. When he afterwards +recalled that impulse to unsolicited and inexplicable frankness which +had very important results for him, it seemed to him--as it seems to +everyone in such cases--that it was merely some silly whim that seized +him: yet that burst of frankness, together with other trifling events, +had immense consequences for him and for all his family. + +"You see, Aunt, Mamma has long wanted me to marry an heiress, but the +very idea of marrying for money is repugnant to me." + +"Oh yes, I understand," said the governor's wife. + +"But Princess Bolkonskaya--that's another matter. I will tell you the +truth. In the first place I like her very much, I feel drawn to her; and +then, after I met her under such circumstances--so strangely, the idea +often occurred to me: 'This is fate.' Especially if you remember that +Mamma had long been thinking of it; but I had never happened to meet her +before, somehow it had always happened that we did not meet. And as long +as my sister Natasha was engaged to her brother it was of course out of +the question for me to think of marrying her. And it must needs happen +that I should meet her just when Natasha's engagement had been broken +off... and then everything... So you see... I never told this to anyone +and never will, only to you." + +The governor's wife pressed his elbow gratefully. + +"You know Sonya, my cousin? I love her, and promised to marry her, and +will do so.... So you see there can be no question about-" said Nicholas +incoherently and blushing. + +"My dear boy, what a way to look at it! You know Sonya has nothing and +you yourself say your Papa's affairs are in a very bad way. And what +about your mother? It would kill her, that's one thing. And what sort of +life would it be for Sonya--if she's a girl with a heart? Your mother in +despair, and you all ruined.... No, my dear, you and Sonya ought to +understand that." + +Nicholas remained silent. It comforted him to hear these arguments. + +"All the same, Aunt, it is impossible," he rejoined with a sigh, after a +short pause. "Besides, would the princess have me? And besides, she is +now in mourning. How can one think of it!" + +"But you don't suppose I'm going to get you married at once? There is +always a right way of doing things," replied the governor's wife. + +"What a matchmaker you are, Aunt..." said Nicholas, kissing her plump +little hand. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +On reaching Moscow after her meeting with Rostov, Princess Mary had +found her nephew there with his tutor, and a letter from Prince Andrew +giving her instructions how to get to her Aunt Malvintseva at Voronezh. +That feeling akin to temptation which had tormented her during her +father's illness, since his death, and especially since her meeting with +Rostov was smothered by arrangements for the journey, anxiety about her +brother, settling in a new house, meeting new people, and attending to +her nephew's education. She was sad. Now, after a month passed in quiet +surroundings, she felt more and more deeply the loss of her father which +was associated in her mind with the ruin of Russia. She was agitated and +incessantly tortured by the thought of the dangers to which her brother, +the only intimate person now remaining to her, was exposed. She was +worried too about her nephew's education for which she had always felt +herself incompetent, but in the depths of her soul she felt at peace--a +peace arising from consciousness of having stifled those personal dreams +and hopes that had been on the point of awakening within her and were +related to her meeting with Rostov. + +The day after her party the governor's wife came to see Malvintseva and, +after discussing her plan with the aunt, remarked that though under +present circumstances a formal betrothal was, of course, not to be +thought of, all the same the young people might be brought together and +could get to know one another. Malvintseva expressed approval, and the +governor's wife began to speak of Rostov in Mary's presence, praising +him and telling how he had blushed when Princess Mary's name was +mentioned. But Princess Mary experienced a painful rather than a joyful +feeling--her mental tranquillity was destroyed, and desires, doubts, +self-reproach, and hopes reawoke. + +During the two days that elapsed before Rostov called, Princess Mary +continually thought of how she ought to behave to him. First she decided +not to come to the drawing room when he called to see her aunt--that it +would not be proper for her, in her deep mourning, to receive visitors; +then she thought this would be rude after what he had done for her; then +it occurred to her that her aunt and the governor's wife had intentions +concerning herself and Rostov--their looks and words at times seemed to +confirm this supposition--then she told herself that only she, with her +sinful nature, could think this of them: they could not forget that +situated as she was, while still wearing deep mourning, such matchmaking +would be an insult to her and to her father's memory. Assuming that she +did go down to see him, Princess Mary imagined the words he would say to +her and what she would say to him, and these words sometimes seemed +undeservedly cold and then to mean too much. More than anything she +feared lest the confusion she felt might overwhelm her and betray her as +soon as she saw him. + +But when on Sunday after church the footman announced in the drawing +room that Count Rostov had called, the princess showed no confusion, +only a slight blush suffused her cheeks and her eyes lit up with a new +and radiant light. + +"You have met him, Aunt?" said she in a calm voice, unable herself to +understand that she could be outwardly so calm and natural. + +When Rostov entered the room, the princess dropped her eyes for an +instant, as if to give the visitor time to greet her aunt, and then just +as Nicholas turned to her she raised her head and met his look with +shining eyes. With a movement full of dignity and grace she half rose +with a smile of pleasure, held out her slender, delicate hand to him, +and began to speak in a voice in which for the first time new deep +womanly notes vibrated. Mademoiselle Bourienne, who was in the drawing +room, looked at Princess Mary in bewildered surprise. Herself a +consummate coquette, she could not have maneuvered better on meeting a +man she wished to attract. + +"Either black is particularly becoming to her or she really has greatly +improved without my having noticed it. And above all, what tact and +grace!" thought Mademoiselle Bourienne. + +Had Princess Mary been capable of reflection at that moment, she would +have been more surprised than Mademoiselle Bourienne at the change that +had taken place in herself. From the moment she recognized that dear, +loved face, a new life force took possession of her and compelled her to +speak and act apart from her own will. From the time Rostov entered, her +face became suddenly transformed. It was as if a light had been kindled +in a carved and painted lantern and the intricate, skillful, artistic +work on its sides, that previously seemed dark, coarse, and meaningless, +was suddenly shown up in unexpected and striking beauty. For the first +time all that pure, spiritual, inward travail through which she had +lived appeared on the surface. All her inward labor, her dissatisfaction +with herself, her sufferings, her strivings after goodness, her +meekness, love, and self-sacrifice--all this now shone in those radiant +eyes, in her delicate smile, and in every trait of her gentle face. + +Rostov saw all this as clearly as if he had known her whole life. He +felt that the being before him was quite different from, and better +than, anyone he had met before, and above all better than himself. + +Their conversation was very simple and unimportant. They spoke of the +war, and like everyone else unconsciously exaggerated their sorrow about +it; they spoke of their last meeting--Nicholas trying to change the +subject--they talked of the governor's kind wife, of Nicholas' +relations, and of Princess Mary's. + +She did not talk about her brother, diverting the conversation as soon +as her aunt mentioned Andrew. Evidently she could speak of Russia's +misfortunes with a certain artificiality, but her brother was too near +her heart and she neither could nor would speak lightly of him. Nicholas +noticed this, as he noticed every shade of Princess Mary's character +with an observation unusual to him, and everything confirmed his +conviction that she was a quite unusual and extraordinary being. +Nicholas blushed and was confused when people spoke to him about the +princess (as she did when he was mentioned) and even when he thought of +her, but in her presence he felt quite at ease, and said not at all what +he had prepared, but what, quite appropriately, occurred to him at the +moment. + +When a pause occurred during his short visit, Nicholas, as is usual when +there are children, turned to Prince Andrew's little son, caressing him +and asking whether he would like to be an hussar. He took the boy on his +knee, played with him, and looked round at Princess Mary. With a +softened, happy, timid look she watched the boy she loved in the arms of +the man she loved. Nicholas also noticed that look and, as if +understanding it, flushed with pleasure and began to kiss the boy with +good natured playfulness. + +As she was in mourning Princess Mary did not go out into society, and +Nicholas did not think it the proper thing to visit her again; but all +the same the governor's wife went on with her matchmaking, passing on to +Nicholas the flattering things Princess Mary said of him and vice versa, +and insisting on his declaring himself to Princess Mary. For this +purpose she arranged a meeting between the young people at the bishop's +house before Mass. + +Though Rostov told the governor's wife that he would not make any +declaration to Princess Mary, he promised to go. + +As at Tilsit Rostov had not allowed himself to doubt that what everybody +considered right was right, so now, after a short but sincere struggle +between his effort to arrange his life by his own sense of justice, and +in obedient submission to circumstances, he chose the latter and yielded +to the power he felt irresistibly carrying him he knew not where. He +knew that after his promise to Sonya it would be what he deemed base to +declare his feelings to Princess Mary. And he knew that he would never +act basely. But he also knew (or rather felt at the bottom of his heart) +that by resigning himself now to the force of circumstances and to those +who were guiding him, he was not only doing nothing wrong, but was doing +something very important--more important than anything he had ever done +in his life. + +After meeting Princess Mary, though the course of his life went on +externally as before, all his former amusements lost their charm for him +and he often thought about her. But he never thought about her as he had +thought of all the young ladies without exception whom he had met in +society, nor as he had for a long time, and at one time rapturously, +thought about Sonya. He had pictured each of those young ladies as +almost all honest-hearted young men do, that is, as a possible wife, +adapting her in his imagination to all the conditions of married life: a +white dressing gown, his wife at the tea table, his wife's carriage, +little ones, Mamma and Papa, their relations to her, and so on--and +these pictures of the future had given him pleasure. But with Princess +Mary, to whom they were trying to get him engaged, he could never +picture anything of future married life. If he tried, his pictures +seemed incongruous and false. It made him afraid. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +The dreadful news of the battle of Borodino, of our losses in killed and +wounded, and the still more terrible news of the loss of Moscow reached +Voronezh in the middle of September. Princess Mary, having learned of +her brother's wound only from the Gazette and having no definite news of +him, prepared (so Nicholas heard, he had not seen her again himself) to +set off in search of Prince Andrew. + +When he received the news of the battle of Borodino and the abandonment +of Moscow, Rostov was not seized with despair, anger, the desire for +vengeance, or any feeling of that kind, but everything in Voronezh +suddenly seemed to him dull and tiresome, and he experienced an +indefinite feeling of shame and awkwardness. The conversations he heard +seemed to him insincere; he did not know how to judge all these affairs +and felt that only in the regiment would everything again become clear +to him. He made haste to finish buying the horses, and often became +unreasonably angry with his servant and squadron quartermaster. + +A few days before his departure a special thanksgiving, at which +Nicholas was present, was held in the cathedral for the Russian victory. +He stood a little behind the governor and held himself with military +decorum through the service, meditating on a great variety of subjects. +When the service was over the governor's wife beckoned him to her. + +"Have you seen the princess?" she asked, indicating with a movement of +her head a lady standing on the opposite side, beyond the choir. + +Nicholas immediately recognized Princess Mary not so much by the profile +he saw under her bonnet as by the feeling of solicitude, timidity, and +pity that immediately overcame him. Princess Mary, evidently engrossed +by her thoughts, was crossing herself for the last time before leaving +the church. + +Nicholas looked at her face with surprise. It was the same face he had +seen before, there was the same general expression of refined, inner, +spiritual labor, but now it was quite differently lit up. There was a +pathetic expression of sorrow, prayer, and hope in it. As had occurred +before when she was present, Nicholas went up to her without waiting to +be prompted by the governor's wife and not asking himself whether or not +it was right and proper to address her here in church, and told her he +had heard of her trouble and sympathized with his whole soul. As soon as +she heard his voice a vivid glow kindled in her face, lighting up both +her sorrow and her joy. + +"There is one thing I wanted to tell you, Princess," said Rostov. "It is +that if your brother, Prince Andrew Nikolievich, were not living, it +would have been at once announced in the Gazette, as he is a colonel." + +The princess looked at him, not grasping what he was saying, but cheered +by the expression of regretful sympathy on his face. + +"And I have known so many cases of a splinter wound" (the Gazette said +it was a shell) "either proving fatal at once or being very slight," +continued Nicholas. "We must hope for the best, and I am sure..." + +Princess Mary interrupted him. + +"Oh, that would be so dread..." she began and, prevented by agitation +from finishing, she bent her head with a movement as graceful as +everything she did in his presence and, looking up at him gratefully, +went out, following her aunt. + +That evening Nicholas did not go out, but stayed at home to settle some +accounts with the horse dealers. When he had finished that business it +was already too late to go anywhere but still too early to go to bed, +and for a long time he paced up and down the room, reflecting on his +life, a thing he rarely did. + +Princess Mary had made an agreeable impression on him when he had met +her in Smolensk province. His having encountered her in such exceptional +circumstances, and his mother having at one time mentioned her to him as +a good match, had drawn his particular attention to her. When he met her +again in Voronezh the impression she made on him was not merely pleasing +but powerful. Nicholas had been struck by the peculiar moral beauty he +observed in her at this time. He was, however, preparing to go away and +it had not entered his head to regret that he was thus depriving himself +of chances of meeting her. But that day's encounter in church had, he +felt, sunk deeper than was desirable for his peace of mind. That pale, +sad, refined face, that radiant look, those gentle graceful gestures, +and especially the deep and tender sorrow expressed in all her features +agitated him and evoked his sympathy. In men Rostov could not bear to +see the expression of a higher spiritual life (that was why he did not +like Prince Andrew) and he referred to it contemptuously as philosophy +and dreaminess, but in Princess Mary that very sorrow which revealed the +depth of a whole spiritual world foreign to him was an irresistible +attraction. + +"She must be a wonderful woman. A real angel!" he said to himself. "Why +am I not free? Why was I in such a hurry with Sonya?" And he +involuntarily compared the two: the lack of spirituality in the one and +the abundance of it in the other--a spirituality he himself lacked and +therefore valued most highly. He tried to picture what would happen were +he free. How he would propose to her and how she would become his wife. +But no, he could not imagine that. He felt awed, and no clear picture +presented itself to his mind. He had long ago pictured to himself a +future with Sonya, and that was all clear and simple just because it had +all been thought out and he knew all there was in Sonya, but it was +impossible to picture a future with Princess Mary, because he did not +understand her but simply loved her. + +Reveries about Sonya had had something merry and playful in them, but to +dream of Princess Mary was always difficult and a little frightening. + +"How she prayed!" he thought. "It was plain that her whole soul was in +her prayer. Yes, that was the prayer that moves mountains, and I am sure +her prayer will be answered. Why don't I pray for what I want?" he +suddenly thought. "What do I want? To be free, released from Sonya... +She was right," he thought, remembering what the governor's wife had +said: "Nothing but misfortune can come of marrying Sonya. Muddles, grief +for Mamma... business difficulties... muddles, terrible muddles! +Besides, I don't love her--not as I should. O, God! release me from this +dreadful, inextricable position!" he suddenly began to pray. "Yes, +prayer can move mountains, but one must have faith and not pray as +Natasha and I used to as children, that the snow might turn into sugar-- +and then run out into the yard to see whether it had done so. No, but I +am not praying for trifles now," he thought as he put his pipe down in a +corner, and folding his hands placed himself before the icon. Softened +by memories of Princess Mary he began to pray as he had not done for a +long time. Tears were in his eyes and in his throat when the door opened +and Lavrushka came in with some papers. + +"Blockhead! Why do you come in without being called?" cried Nicholas, +quickly changing his attitude. + +"From the governor," said Lavrushka in a sleepy voice. "A courier has +arrived and there's a letter for you." + +"Well, all right, thanks. You can go!" + +Nicholas took the two letters, one of which was from his mother and the +other from Sonya. He recognized them by the handwriting and opened +Sonya's first. He had read only a few lines when he turned pale and his +eyes opened wide with fear and joy. + +"No, it's not possible!" he cried aloud. + +Unable to sit still he paced up and down the room holding the letter and +reading it. He glanced through it, then read it again, and then again, +and standing still in the middle of the room he raised his shoulders, +stretching out his hands, with his mouth wide open and his eyes fixed. +What he had just been praying for with confidence that God would hear +him had come to pass; but Nicholas was as much astonished as if it were +something extraordinary and unexpected, and as if the very fact that it +had happened so quickly proved that it had not come from God to whom he +had prayed, but by some ordinary coincidence. + +This unexpected and, as it seemed to Nicholas, quite voluntary letter +from Sonya freed him from the knot that fettered him and from which +there had seemed no escape. She wrote that the last unfortunate events-- +the loss of almost the whole of the Rostovs' Moscow property--and the +countess' repeatedly expressed wish that Nicholas should marry Princess +Bolkonskaya, together with his silence and coldness of late, had all +combined to make her decide to release him from his promise and set him +completely free. + +It would be too painful to me to think that I might be a cause of sorrow +or discord in the family that has been so good to me (she wrote), and my +love has no aim but the happiness of those I love; so, Nicholas, I beg +you to consider yourself free, and to be assured that, in spite of +everything, no one can love you more than does + +Your Sonya + +Both letters were written from Troitsa. The other, from the countess, +described their last days in Moscow, their departure, the fire, and the +destruction of all their property. In this letter the countess also +mentioned that Prince Andrew was among the wounded traveling with them; +his state was very critical, but the doctor said there was now more +hope. Sonya and Natasha were nursing him. + +Next day Nicholas took his mother's letter and went to see Princess +Mary. Neither he nor she said a word about what "Natasha nursing him" +might mean, but thanks to this letter Nicholas suddenly became almost as +intimate with the princess as if they were relations. + +The following day he saw Princess Mary off on her journey to Yaroslavl, +and a few days later left to rejoin his regiment. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Sonya's letter written from Troitsa, which had come as an answer to +Nicholas' prayer, was prompted by this: the thought of getting Nicholas +married to an heiress occupied the old countess' mind more and more. She +knew that Sonya was the chief obstacle to this happening, and Sonya's +life in the countess' house had grown harder and harder, especially +after they had received a letter from Nicholas telling of his meeting +with Princess Mary in Bogucharovo. The countess let no occasion slip of +making humiliating or cruel allusions to Sonya. + +But a few days before they left Moscow, moved and excited by all that +was going on, she called Sonya to her and, instead of reproaching and +making demands on her, tearfully implored her to sacrifice herself and +repay all that the family had done for her by breaking off her +engagement with Nicholas. + +"I shall not be at peace till you promise me this." + +Sonya burst into hysterical tears and replied through her sobs that she +would do anything and was prepared for anything, but gave no actual +promise and could not bring herself to decide to do what was demanded of +her. She must sacrifice herself for the family that had reared and +brought her up. To sacrifice herself for others was Sonya's habit. Her +position in the house was such that only by sacrifice could she show her +worth, and she was accustomed to this and loved doing it. But in all her +former acts of self-sacrifice she had been happily conscious that they +raised her in her own esteem and in that of others, and so made her more +worthy of Nicholas whom she loved more than anything in the world. But +now they wanted her to sacrifice the very thing that constituted the +whole reward for her self-sacrifice and the whole meaning of her life. +And for the first time she felt bitterness against those who had been +her benefactors only to torture her the more painfully; she felt jealous +of Natasha who had never experienced anything of this sort, had never +needed to sacrifice herself, but made others sacrifice themselves for +her and yet was beloved by everybody. And for the first time Sonya felt +that out of her pure, quiet love for Nicholas a passionate feeling was +beginning to grow up which was stronger than principle, virtue, or +religion. Under the influence of this feeling Sonya, whose life of +dependence had taught her involuntarily to be secretive, having answered +the countess in vague general terms, avoided talking with her and +resolved to wait till she should see Nicholas, not in order to set him +free but on the contrary at that meeting to bind him to her forever. + +The bustle and terror of the Rostovs' last days in Moscow stifled the +gloomy thoughts that oppressed Sonya. She was glad to find escape from +them in practical activity. But when she heard of Prince Andrew's +presence in their house, despite her sincere pity for him and for +Natasha, she was seized by a joyful and superstitious feeling that God +did not intend her to be separated from Nicholas. She knew that Natasha +loved no one but Prince Andrew and had never ceased to love him. She +knew that being thrown together again under such terrible circumstances +they would again fall in love with one another, and that Nicholas would +then not be able to marry Princess Mary as they would be within the +prohibited degrees of affinity. Despite all the terror of what had +happened during those last days and during the first days of their +journey, this feeling that Providence was intervening in her personal +affairs cheered Sonya. + +At the Troitsa monastery the Rostovs first broke their journey for a +whole day. + +Three large rooms were assigned to them in the monastery hostelry, one +of which was occupied by Prince Andrew. The wounded man was much better +that day and Natasha was sitting with him. In the next room sat the +count and countess respectfully conversing with the prior, who was +calling on them as old acquaintances and benefactors of the monastery. +Sonya was there too, tormented by curiosity as to what Prince Andrew and +Natasha were talking about. She heard the sound of their voices through +the door. That door opened and Natasha came out, looking excited. Not +noticing the monk, who had risen to greet her and was drawing back the +wide sleeve on his right arm, she went up to Sonya and took her hand. + +"Natasha, what are you about? Come here!" said the countess. + +Natasha went up to the monk for his blessing, and he advised her to pray +for aid to God and His saint. + +As soon as the prior withdrew, Natasha took her friend by the hand and +went with her into the unoccupied room. + +"Sonya, will he live?" she asked. "Sonya, how happy I am, and how +unhappy!... Sonya, dovey, everything is as it used to be. If only he +lives! He cannot... because... because... of" and Natasha burst into +tears. + +"Yes! I knew it! Thank God!" murmured Sonya. "He will live." + +Sonya was not less agitated than her friend by the latter's fear and +grief and by her own personal feelings which she shared with no one. +Sobbing, she kissed and comforted Natasha. "If only he lives!" she +thought. Having wept, talked, and wiped away their tears, the two +friends went together to Prince Andrew's door. Natasha opened it +cautiously and glanced into the room, Sonya standing beside her at the +half-open door. + +Prince Andrew was lying raised high on three pillows. His pale face was +calm, his eyes closed, and they could see his regular breathing. + +"O, Natasha!" Sonya suddenly almost screamed, catching her companion's +arm and stepping back from the door. + +"What? What is it?" asked Natasha. + +"It's that, that..." said Sonya, with a white face and trembling lips. + +Natasha softly closed the door and went with Sonya to the window, not +yet understanding what the latter was telling her. + +"You remember," said Sonya with a solemn and frightened expression. "You +remember when I looked in the mirror for you... at Otradnoe at +Christmas? Do you remember what I saw?" + +"Yes, yes!" cried Natasha opening her eyes wide, and vaguely recalling +that Sonya had told her something about Prince Andrew whom she had seen +lying down. + +"You remember?" Sonya went on. "I saw it then and told everybody, you +and Dunyasha. I saw him lying on a bed," said she, making a gesture with +her hand and a lifted finger at each detail, "and that he had his eyes +closed and was covered just with a pink quilt, and that his hands were +folded," she concluded, convincing herself that the details she had just +seen were exactly what she had seen in the mirror. + +She had in fact seen nothing then but had mentioned the first thing that +came into her head, but what she had invented then seemed to her now as +real as any other recollection. She not only remembered what she had +then said--that he turned to look at her and smiled and was covered with +something red--but was firmly convinced that she had then seen and said +that he was covered with a pink quilt and that his eyes were closed. + +"Yes, yes, it really was pink!" cried Natasha, who now thought she too +remembered the word pink being used, and saw in this the most +extraordinary and mysterious part of the prediction. + +"But what does it mean?" she added meditatively. + +"Oh, I don't know, it is all so strange," replied Sonya, clutching at +her head. + +A few minutes later Prince Andrew rang and Natasha went to him, but +Sonya, feeling unusually excited and touched, remained at the window +thinking about the strangeness of what had occurred. + +They had an opportunity that day to send letters to the army, and the +countess was writing to her son. + +"Sonya!" said the countess, raising her eyes from her letter as her +niece passed, "Sonya, won't you write to Nicholas?" She spoke in a soft, +tremulous voice, and in the weary eyes that looked over her spectacles +Sonya read all that the countess meant to convey with these words. Those +eyes expressed entreaty, shame at having to ask, fear of a refusal, and +readiness for relentless hatred in case of such refusal. + +Sonya went up to the countess and, kneeling down, kissed her hand. + +"Yes, Mamma, I will write," said she. + +Sonya was softened, excited, and touched by all that had occurred that +day, especially by the mysterious fulfillment she had just seen of her +vision. Now that she knew that the renewal of Natasha's relations with +Prince Andrew would prevent Nicholas from marrying Princess Mary, she +was joyfully conscious of a return of that self-sacrificing spirit in +which she was accustomed to live and loved to live. So with a joyful +consciousness of performing a magnanimous deed--interrupted several +times by the tears that dimmed her velvety black eyes--she wrote that +touching letter the arrival of which had so amazed Nicholas. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +The officer and soldiers who had arrested Pierre treated him with +hostility but yet with respect, in the guardhouse to which he was taken. +In their attitude toward him could still be felt both uncertainty as to +who he might be--perhaps a very important person--and hostility as a +result of their recent personal conflict with him. + +But when the guard was relieved next morning, Pierre felt that for the +new guard--both officers and men--he was not as interesting as he had +been to his captors; and in fact the guard of the second day did not +recognize in this big, stout man in a peasant coat the vigorous person +who had fought so desperately with the marauder and the convoy and had +uttered those solemn words about saving a child; they saw in him only +No. 17 of the captured Russians, arrested and detained for some reason +by order of the Higher Command. If they noticed anything remarkable +about Pierre, it was only his unabashed, meditative concentration and +thoughtfulness, and the way he spoke French, which struck them as +surprisingly good. In spite of this he was placed that day with the +other arrested suspects, as the separate room he had occupied was +required by an officer. + +All the Russians confined with Pierre were men of the lowest class and, +recognizing him as a gentleman, they all avoided him, more especially as +he spoke French. Pierre felt sad at hearing them making fun of him. + +That evening he learned that all these prisoners (he, probably, among +them) were to be tried for incendiarism. On the third day he was taken +with the others to a house where a French general with a white mustache +sat with two colonels and other Frenchmen with scarves on their arms. +With the precision and definiteness customary in addressing prisoners, +and which is supposed to preclude human frailty, Pierre like the others +was questioned as to who he was, where he had been, with what object, +and so on. + +These questions, like questions put at trials generally, left the +essence of the matter aside, shut out the possibility of that essence's +being revealed, and were designed only to form a channel through which +the judges wished the answers of the accused to flow so as to lead to +the desired result, namely a conviction. As soon as Pierre began to say +anything that did not fit in with that aim, the channel was removed and +the water could flow to waste. Pierre felt, moreover, what the accused +always feel at their trial, perplexity as to why these questions were +put to him. He had a feeling that it was only out of condescension or a +kind of civility that this device of placing a channel was employed. He +knew he was in these men's power, that only by force had they brought +him there, that force alone gave them the right to demand answers to +their questions, and that the sole object of that assembly was to +inculpate him. And so, as they had the power and wish to inculpate him, +this expedient of an inquiry and trial seemed unnecessary. It was +evident that any answer would lead to conviction. When asked what he was +doing when he was arrested, Pierre replied in a rather tragic manner +that he was restoring to its parents a child he had saved from the +flames. Why had he fought the marauder? Pierre answered that he "was +protecting a woman," and that "to protect a woman who was being insulted +was the duty of every man; that..." They interrupted him, for this was +not to the point. Why was he in the yard of a burning house where +witnesses had seen him? He replied that he had gone out to see what was +happening in Moscow. Again they interrupted him: they had not asked +where he was going, but why he was found near the fire? Who was he? they +asked, repeating their first question, which he had declined to answer. +Again he replied that he could not answer it. + +"Put that down, that's bad... very bad," sternly remarked the general +with the white mustache and red flushed face. + +On the fourth day fires broke out on the Zubovski rampart. + +Pierre and thirteen others were moved to the coach house of a merchant's +house near the Crimean bridge. On his way through the streets Pierre +felt stifled by the smoke which seemed to hang over the whole city. +Fires were visible on all sides. He did not then realize the +significance of the burning of Moscow, and looked at the fires with +horror. + +He passed four days in the coach house near the Crimean bridge and +during that time learned, from the talk of the French soldiers, that all +those confined there were awaiting a decision which might come any day +from the marshal. What marshal this was, Pierre could not learn from the +soldiers. Evidently for them "the marshal" represented a very high and +rather mysterious power. + +These first days, before the eighth of September when the prisoners were +had up for a second examination, were the hardest of all for Pierre. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +On the eighth of September an officer--a very important one judging by +the respect the guards showed him--entered the coach house where the +prisoners were. This officer, probably someone on the staff, was holding +a paper in his hand, and called over all the Russians there, naming +Pierre as "the man who does not give his name." Glancing indolently and +indifferently at all the prisoners, he ordered the officer in charge to +have them decently dressed and tidied up before taking them to the +marshal. An hour later a squad of soldiers arrived and Pierre with +thirteen others was led to the Virgin's Field. It was a fine day, sunny +after rain, and the air was unusually pure. The smoke did not hang low +as on the day when Pierre had been taken from the guardhouse on the +Zubovski rampart, but rose through the pure air in columns. No flames +were seen, but columns of smoke rose on all sides, and all Moscow as far +as Pierre could see was one vast charred ruin. On all sides there were +waste spaces with only stoves and chimney stacks still standing, and +here and there the blackened walls of some brick houses. Pierre gazed at +the ruins and did not recognize districts he had known well. Here and +there he could see churches that had not been burned. The Kremlin, which +was not destroyed, gleamed white in the distance with its towers and the +belfry of Ivan the Great. The domes of the New Convent of the Virgin +glittered brightly and its bells were ringing particularly clearly. +These bells reminded Pierre that it was Sunday and the feast of the +Nativity of the Virgin. But there seemed to be no one to celebrate this +holiday: everywhere were blackened ruins, and the few Russians to be +seen were tattered and frightened people who tried to hide when they saw +the French. + +It was plain that the Russian nest was ruined and destroyed, but in +place of the Russian order of life that had been destroyed, Pierre +unconsciously felt that a quite different, firm, French order had been +established over this ruined nest. He felt this in the looks of the +soldiers who, marching in regular ranks briskly and gaily, were +escorting him and the other criminals; he felt it in the looks of an +important French official in a carriage and pair driven by a soldier, +whom they met on the way. He felt it in the merry sounds of regimental +music he heard from the left side of the field, and felt and realized it +especially from the list of prisoners the French officer had read out +when he came that morning. Pierre had been taken by one set of soldiers +and led first to one and then to another place with dozens of other men, +and it seemed that they might have forgotten him, or confused him with +the others. But no: the answers he had given when questioned had come +back to him in his designation as "the man who does not give his name," +and under that appellation, which to Pierre seemed terrible, they were +now leading him somewhere with unhesitating assurance on their faces +that he and all the other prisoners were exactly the ones they wanted +and that they were being taken to the proper place. Pierre felt himself +to be an insignificant chip fallen among the wheels of a machine whose +action he did not understand but which was working well. + +He and the other prisoners were taken to the right side of the Virgin's +Field, to a large white house with an immense garden not far from the +convent. This was Prince Shcherbitov's house, where Pierre had often +been in other days, and which, as he learned from the talk of the +soldiers, was now occupied by the marshal, the Duke of Eckmuhl (Davout). + +They were taken to the entrance and led into the house one by one. +Pierre was the sixth to enter. He was conducted through a glass gallery, +an anteroom, and a hall, which were familiar to him, into a long low +study at the door of which stood an adjutant. + +Davout, spectacles on nose, sat bent over a table at the further end of +the room. Pierre went close up to him, but Davout, evidently consulting +a paper that lay before him, did not look up. Without raising his eyes, +he said in a low voice: + +"Who are you?" + +Pierre was silent because he was incapable of uttering a word. To him +Davout was not merely a French general, but a man notorious for his +cruelty. Looking at his cold face, as he sat like a stern schoolmaster +who was prepared to wait awhile for an answer, Pierre felt that every +instant of delay might cost him his life; but he did not know what to +say. He did not venture to repeat what he had said at his first +examination, yet to disclose his rank and position was dangerous and +embarrassing. So he was silent. But before he had decided what to do, +Davout raised his head, pushed his spectacles back on his forehead, +screwed up his eyes, and looked intently at him. + +"I know that man," he said in a cold, measured tone, evidently +calculated to frighten Pierre. + +The chill that had been running down Pierre's back now seized his head +as in a vise. + +"You cannot know me, General, I have never seen you..." + +"He is a Russian spy," Davout interrupted, addressing another general +who was present, but whom Pierre had not noticed. + +Davout turned away. With an unexpected reverberation in his voice Pierre +rapidly began: + +"No, monseigneur," he said, suddenly remembering that Davout was a duke. +"No, monseigneur, you cannot have known me. I am a militia officer and +have not quitted Moscow." + +"Your name?" asked Davout. + +"Bezukhov." + +"What proof have I that you are not lying?" + +"Monseigneur!" exclaimed Pierre, not in an offended but in a pleading +voice. + +Davout looked up and gazed intently at him. For some seconds they looked +at one another, and that look saved Pierre. Apart from conditions of war +and law, that look established human relations between the two men. At +that moment an immense number of things passed dimly through both their +minds, and they realized that they were both children of humanity and +were brothers. + +At the first glance, when Davout had only raised his head from the +papers where human affairs and lives were indicated by numbers, Pierre +was merely a circumstance, and Davout could have shot him without +burdening his conscience with an evil deed, but now he saw in him a +human being. He reflected for a moment. + +"How can you show me that you are telling the truth?" said Davout +coldly. + +Pierre remembered Ramballe, and named him and his regiment and the +street where the house was. + +"You are not what you say," returned Davout. + +In a trembling, faltering voice Pierre began adducing proofs of the +truth of his statements. + +But at that moment an adjutant entered and reported something to Davout. + +Davout brightened up at the news the adjutant brought, and began +buttoning up his uniform. It seemed that he had quite forgotten Pierre. + +When the adjutant reminded him of the prisoner, he jerked his head in +Pierre's direction with a frown and ordered him to be led away. But +where they were to take him Pierre did not know: back to the coach house +or to the place of execution his companions had pointed out to him as +they crossed the Virgin's Field. + +He turned his head and saw that the adjutant was putting another +question to Davout. + +"Yes, of course!" replied Davout, but what this "yes" meant, Pierre did +not know. + +Pierre could not afterwards remember how he went, whether it was far, or +in which direction. His faculties were quite numbed, he was stupefied, +and noticing nothing around him went on moving his legs as the others +did till they all stopped and he stopped too. The only thought in his +mind at that time was: who was it that had really sentenced him to +death? Not the men on the commission that had first examined him--not +one of them wished to or, evidently, could have done it. It was not +Davout, who had looked at him in so human a way. In another moment +Davout would have realized that he was doing wrong, but just then the +adjutant had come in and interrupted him. The adjutant, also, had +evidently had no evil intent though he might have refrained from coming +in. Then who was executing him, killing him, depriving him of life--him, +Pierre, with all his memories, aspirations, hopes, and thoughts? Who was +doing this? And Pierre felt that it was no one. + +It was a system--a concurrence of circumstances. + +A system of some sort was killing him--Pierre--depriving him of life, of +everything, annihilating him. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +From Prince Shcherbatov's house the prisoners were led straight down the +Virgin's Field, to the left of the nunnery, as far as a kitchen garden +in which a post had been set up. Beyond that post a fresh pit had been +dug in the ground, and near the post and the pit a large crowd stood in +a semicircle. The crowd consisted of a few Russians and many of +Napoleon's soldiers who were not on duty--Germans, Italians, and +Frenchmen, in a variety of uniforms. To the right and left of the post +stood rows of French troops in blue uniforms with red epaulets and high +boots and shakos. + +The prisoners were placed in a certain order, according to the list +(Pierre was sixth), and were led to the post. Several drums suddenly +began to beat on both sides of them, and at that sound Pierre felt as if +part of his soul had been torn away. He lost the power of thinking or +understanding. He could only hear and see. And he had only one wish-- +that the frightful thing that had to happen should happen quickly. +Pierre looked round at his fellow prisoners and scrutinized them. + +The two first were convicts with shaven heads. One was tall and thin, +the other dark, shaggy, and sinewy, with a flat nose. The third was a +domestic serf, about forty-five years old, with grizzled hair and a +plump, well-nourished body. The fourth was a peasant, a very handsome +man with a broad, light-brown beard and black eyes. The fifth was a +factory hand, a thin, sallow-faced lad of eighteen in a loose coat. + +Pierre heard the French consulting whether to shoot them separately or +two at a time. "In couples," replied the officer in command in a calm +voice. There was a stir in the ranks of the soldiers and it was evident +that they were all hurrying--not as men hurry to do something they +understand, but as people hurry to finish a necessary but unpleasant and +incomprehensible task. + +A French official wearing a scarf came up to the right of the row of +prisoners and read out the sentence in Russian and in French. + +Then two pairs of Frenchmen approached the criminals and at the +officer's command took the two convicts who stood first in the row. The +convicts stopped when they reached the post and, while sacks were being +brought, looked dumbly around as a wounded beast looks at an approaching +huntsman. One crossed himself continually, the other scratched his back +and made a movement of the lips resembling a smile. With hurried hands +the soldiers blindfolded them, drawing the sacks over their heads, and +bound them to the post. + +Twelve sharpshooters with muskets stepped out of the ranks with a firm +regular tread and halted eight paces from the post. Pierre turned away +to avoid seeing what was going to happen. Suddenly a crackling, rolling +noise was heard which seemed to him louder than the most terrific +thunder, and he looked round. There was some smoke, and the Frenchmen +were doing something near the pit, with pale faces and trembling hands. +Two more prisoners were led up. In the same way and with similar looks, +these two glanced vainly at the onlookers with only a silent appeal for +protection in their eyes, evidently unable to understand or believe what +was going to happen to them. They could not believe it because they +alone knew what their life meant to them, and so they neither understood +nor believed that it could be taken from them. + +Again Pierre did not wish to look and again turned away; but again the +sound as of a frightful explosion struck his ear, and at the same moment +he saw smoke, blood, and the pale, scared faces of the Frenchmen who +were again doing something by the post, their trembling hands impeding +one another. Pierre, breathing heavily, looked around as if asking what +it meant. The same question was expressed in all the looks that met his. + +On the faces of all the Russians and of the French soldiers and officers +without exception, he read the same dismay, horror, and conflict that +were in his own heart. "But who, after all, is doing this? They are all +suffering as I am. Who then is it? Who?" flashed for an instant through +his mind. + +"Sharpshooters of the 86th, forward!" shouted someone. The fifth +prisoner, the one next to Pierre, was led away--alone. Pierre did not +understand that he was saved, that he and the rest had been brought +there only to witness the execution. With ever-growing horror, and no +sense of joy or relief, he gazed at what was taking place. The fifth man +was the factory lad in the loose cloak. The moment they laid hands on +him he sprang aside in terror and clutched at Pierre. (Pierre shuddered +and shook himself free.) The lad was unable to walk. They dragged him +along, holding him up under the arms, and he screamed. When they got him +to the post he grew quiet, as if he suddenly understood something. +Whether he understood that screaming was useless or whether he thought +it incredible that men should kill him, at any rate he took his stand at +the post, waiting to be blindfolded like the others, and like a wounded +animal looked around him with glittering eyes. + +Pierre was no longer able to turn away and close his eyes. His curiosity +and agitation, like that of the whole crowd, reached the highest pitch +at this fifth murder. Like the others this fifth man seemed calm; he +wrapped his loose cloak closer and rubbed one bare foot with the other. + +When they began to blindfold him he himself adjusted the knot which hurt +the back of his head; then when they propped him against the +bloodstained post, he leaned back and, not being comfortable in that +position, straightened himself, adjusted his feet, and leaned back again +more comfortably. Pierre did not take his eyes from him and did not miss +his slightest movement. + +Probably a word of command was given and was followed by the reports of +eight muskets; but try as he would Pierre could not afterwards remember +having heard the slightest sound of the shots. He only saw how the +workman suddenly sank down on the cords that held him, how blood showed +itself in two places, how the ropes slackened under the weight of the +hanging body, and how the workman sat down, his head hanging unnaturally +and one leg bent under him. Pierre ran up to the post. No one hindered +him. Pale, frightened people were doing something around the workman. +The lower jaw of an old Frenchman with a thick mustache trembled as he +untied the ropes. The body collapsed. The soldiers dragged it awkwardly +from the post and began pushing it into the pit. + +They all plainly and certainly knew that they were criminals who must +hide the traces of their guilt as quickly as possible. + +Pierre glanced into the pit and saw that the factory lad was lying with +his knees close up to his head and one shoulder higher than the other. +That shoulder rose and fell rhythmically and convulsively, but spadefuls +of earth were already being thrown over the whole body. One of the +soldiers, evidently suffering, shouted gruffly and angrily at Pierre to +go back. But Pierre did not understand him and remained near the post, +and no one drove him away. + +When the pit had been filled up a command was given. Pierre was taken +back to his place, and the rows of troops on both sides of the post made +a half turn and went past it at a measured pace. The twenty-four +sharpshooters with discharged muskets, standing in the center of the +circle, ran back to their places as the companies passed by. + +Pierre gazed now with dazed eyes at these sharpshooters who ran in +couples out of the circle. All but one rejoined their companies. This +one, a young soldier, his face deadly pale, his shako pushed back, and +his musket resting on the ground, still stood near the pit at the spot +from which he had fired. He swayed like a drunken man, taking some steps +forward and back to save himself from falling. An old, noncommissioned +officer ran out of the ranks and taking him by the elbow dragged him to +his company. The crowd of Russians and Frenchmen began to disperse. They +all went away silently and with drooping heads. + +"That will teach them to start fires," said one of the Frenchmen. + +Pierre glanced round at the speaker and saw that it was a soldier who +was trying to find some relief after what had been done, but was not +able to do so. Without finishing what he had begun to say he made a +hopeless movement with his arm and went away. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +After the execution Pierre was separated from the rest of the prisoners +and placed alone in a small, ruined, and befouled church. + +Toward evening a noncommissioned officer entered with two soldiers and +told him that he had been pardoned and would now go to the barracks for +the prisoners of war. Without understanding what was said to him, Pierre +got up and went with the soldiers. They took him to the upper end of the +field, where there were some sheds built of charred planks, beams, and +battens, and led him into one of them. In the darkness some twenty +different men surrounded Pierre. He looked at them without understanding +who they were, why they were there, or what they wanted of him. He heard +what they said, but did not understand the meaning of the words and made +no kind of deduction from or application of them. He replied to +questions they put to him, but did not consider who was listening to his +replies, nor how they would understand them. He looked at their faces +and figures, but they all seemed to him equally meaningless. + +From the moment Pierre had witnessed those terrible murders committed by +men who did not wish to commit them, it was as if the mainspring of his +life, on which everything depended and which made everything appear +alive, had suddenly been wrenched out and everything had collapsed into +a heap of meaningless rubbish. Though he did not acknowledge it to +himself, his faith in the right ordering of the universe, in humanity, +in his own soul, and in God, had been destroyed. He had experienced this +before, but never so strongly as now. When similar doubts had assailed +him before, they had been the result of his own wrongdoing, and at the +bottom of his heart he had felt that relief from his despair and from +those doubts was to be found within himself. But now he felt that the +universe had crumbled before his eyes and only meaningless ruins +remained, and this not by any fault of his own. He felt that it was not +in his power to regain faith in the meaning of life. + +Around him in the darkness men were standing and evidently something +about him interested them greatly. They were telling him something and +asking him something. Then they led him away somewhere, and at last he +found himself in a corner of the shed among men who were laughing and +talking on all sides. + +"Well, then, mates... that very prince who..." some voice at the other +end of the shed was saying, with a strong emphasis on the word who. + +Sitting silent and motionless on a heap of straw against the wall, +Pierre sometimes opened and sometimes closed his eyes. But as soon as he +closed them he saw before him the dreadful face of the factory lad-- +especially dreadful because of its simplicity--and the faces of the +murderers, even more dreadful because of their disquiet. And he opened +his eyes again and stared vacantly into the darkness around him. + +Beside him in a stooping position sat a small man of whose presence he +was first made aware by a strong smell of perspiration which came from +him every time he moved. This man was doing something to his legs in the +darkness, and though Pierre could not see his face he felt that the man +continually glanced at him. On growing used to the darkness Pierre saw +that the man was taking off his leg bands, and the way he did it aroused +Pierre's interest. + +Having unwound the string that tied the band on one leg, he carefully +coiled it up and immediately set to work on the other leg, glancing up +at Pierre. While one hand hung up the first string the other was already +unwinding the band on the second leg. In this way, having carefully +removed the leg bands by deft circular motions of his arm following one +another uninterruptedly, the man hung the leg bands up on some pegs +fixed above his head. Then he took out a knife, cut something, closed +the knife, placed it under the head of his bed, and, seating himself +comfortably, clasped his arms round his lifted knees and fixed his eyes +on Pierre. The latter was conscious of something pleasant, comforting, +and well-rounded in these deft movements, in the man's well-ordered +arrangements in his corner, and even in his very smell, and he looked at +the man without taking his eyes from him. + +"You've seen a lot of trouble, sir, eh?" the little man suddenly said. + +And there was so much kindliness and simplicity in his singsong voice +that Pierre tried to reply, but his jaw trembled and he felt tears +rising to his eyes. The little fellow, giving Pierre no time to betray +his confusion, instantly continued in the same pleasant tones: + +"Eh, lad, don't fret!" said he, in the tender singsong caressing voice +old Russian peasant women employ. "Don't fret, friend--'suffer an hour, +live for an age!' that's how it is, my dear fellow. And here we live, +thank heaven, without offense. Among these folk, too, there are good men +as well as bad," said he, and still speaking, he turned on his knees +with a supple movement, got up, coughed, and went off to another part of +the shed. + +"Eh, you rascal!" Pierre heard the same kind voice saying at the other +end of the shed. "So you've come, you rascal? She remembers... Now, now, +that'll do!" + +And the soldier, pushing away a little dog that was jumping up at him, +returned to his place and sat down. In his hands he had something +wrapped in a rag. + +"Here, eat a bit, sir," said he, resuming his former respectful tone as +he unwrapped and offered Pierre some baked potatoes. "We had soup for +dinner and the potatoes are grand!" + +Pierre had not eaten all day and the smell of the potatoes seemed +extremely pleasant to him. He thanked the soldier and began to eat. + +"Well, are they all right?" said the soldier with a smile. "You should +do like this." + +He took a potato, drew out his clasp knife, cut the potato into two +equal halves on the palm of his hand, sprinkled some salt on it from the +rag, and handed it to Pierre. + +"The potatoes are grand!" he said once more. "Eat some like that!" + +Pierre thought he had never eaten anything that tasted better. + +"Oh, I'm all right," said he, "but why did they shoot those poor +fellows? The last one was hardly twenty." + +"Tss, tt...!" said the little man. "Ah, what a sin... what a sin!" he +added quickly, and as if his words were always waiting ready in his +mouth and flew out involuntarily he went on: "How was it, sir, that you +stayed in Moscow?" + +"I didn't think they would come so soon. I stayed accidentally," replied +Pierre. + +"And how did they arrest you, dear lad? At your house?" + +"No, I went to look at the fire, and they arrested me there, and tried +me as an incendiary." + +"Where there's law there's injustice," put in the little man. + +"And have you been here long?" Pierre asked as he munched the last of +the potato. + +"I? It was last Sunday they took me, out of a hospital in Moscow." + +"Why, are you a soldier then?" + +"Yes, we are soldiers of the Apsheron regiment. I was dying of fever. We +weren't told anything. There were some twenty of us lying there. We had +no idea, never guessed at all." + +"And do you feel sad here?" Pierre inquired. + +"How can one help it, lad? My name is Platon, and the surname is +Karataev," he added, evidently wishing to make it easier for Pierre to +address him. "They call me 'little falcon' in the regiment. How is one +to help feeling sad? Moscow--she's the mother of cities. How can one see +all this and not feel sad? But 'the maggot gnaws the cabbage, yet dies +first'; that's what the old folks used to tell us," he added rapidly. + +"What? What did you say?" asked Pierre. + +"Who? I?" said Karataev. "I say things happen not as we plan but as God +judges," he replied, thinking that he was repeating what he had said +before, and immediately continued: + +"Well, and you, have you a family estate, sir? And a house? So you have +abundance, then? And a housewife? And your old parents, are they still +living?" he asked. + +And though it was too dark for Pierre to see, he felt that a suppressed +smile of kindliness puckered the soldier's lips as he put these +questions. He seemed grieved that Pierre had no parents, especially that +he had no mother. + +"A wife for counsel, a mother-in-law for welcome, but there's none as +dear as one's own mother!" said he. "Well, and have you little ones?" he +went on asking. + +Again Pierre's negative answer seemed to distress him, and he hastened +to add: + +"Never mind! You're young folks yet, and please God may still have some. +The great thing is to live in harmony...." + +"But it's all the same now," Pierre could not help saying. + +"Ah, my dear fellow!" rejoined Karataev, "never decline a prison or a +beggar's sack!" + +He seated himself more comfortably and coughed, evidently preparing to +tell a long story. + +"Well, my dear fellow, I was still living at home," he began. "We had a +well-to-do homestead, plenty of land, we peasants lived well and our +house was one to thank God for. When Father and we went out mowing there +were seven of us. We lived well. We were real peasants. It so +happened..." + +And Platon Karataev told a long story of how he had gone into someone's +copse to take wood, how he had been caught by the keeper, had been +tried, flogged, and sent to serve as a soldier. + +"Well, lad," and a smile changed the tone of his voice "we thought it +was a misfortune but it turned out a blessing! If it had not been for my +sin, my brother would have had to go as a soldier. But he, my younger +brother, had five little ones, while I, you see, only left a wife +behind. We had a little girl, but God took her before I went as a +soldier. I come home on leave and I'll tell you how it was, I look and +see that they are living better than before. The yard full of cattle, +the women at home, two brothers away earning wages, and only Michael the +youngest, at home. Father, he says, 'All my children are the same to me: +it hurts the same whichever finger gets bitten. But if Platon hadn't +been shaved for a soldier, Michael would have had to go.' called us all +to him and, will you believe it, placed us in front of the icons. +'Michael,' he says, 'come here and bow down to his feet; and you, young +woman, you bow down too; and you, grandchildren, also bow down before +him! Do you understand?' he says. That's how it is, dear fellow. Fate +looks for a head. But we are always judging, 'that's not well--that's +not right!' Our luck is like water in a dragnet: you pull at it and it +bulges, but when you've drawn it out it's empty! That's how it is." + +And Platon shifted his seat on the straw. + +After a short silence he rose. + +"Well, I think you must be sleepy," said he, and began rapidly crossing +himself and repeating: + +"Lord Jesus Christ, holy Saint Nicholas, Frola and Lavra! Lord Jesus +Christ, holy Saint Nicholas, Frola and Lavra! Lord Jesus Christ, have +mercy on us and save us!" he concluded, then bowed to the ground, got +up, sighed, and sat down again on his heap of straw. "That's the way. +Lay me down like a stone, O God, and raise me up like a loaf," he +muttered as he lay down, pulling his coat over him. + +"What prayer was that you were saying?" asked Pierre. + +"Eh?" murmured Platon, who had almost fallen asleep. "What was I saying? +I was praying. Don't you pray?" + +"Yes, I do," said Pierre. "But what was that you said: Frola and Lavra?" + +"Well, of course," replied Platon quickly, "the horses' saints. One must +pity the animals too. Eh, the rascal! Now you've curled up and got warm, +you daughter of a bitch!" said Karataev, touching the dog that lay at +his feet, and again turning over he fell asleep immediately. + +Sounds of crying and screaming came from somewhere in the distance +outside, and flames were visible through the cracks of the shed, but +inside it was quiet and dark. For a long time Pierre did not sleep, but +lay with eyes open in the darkness, listening to the regular snoring of +Platon who lay beside him, and he felt that the world that had been +shattered was once more stirring in his soul with a new beauty and on +new and unshakable foundations. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +Twenty-three soldiers, three officers, and two officials were confined +in the shed in which Pierre had been placed and where he remained for +four weeks. + +When Pierre remembered them afterwards they all seemed misty figures to +him except Platon Karataev, who always remained in his mind a most vivid +and precious memory and the personification of everything Russian, +kindly, and round. When Pierre saw his neighbor next morning at dawn the +first impression of him, as of something round, was fully confirmed: +Platon's whole figure--in a French overcoat girdled with a cord, a +soldier's cap, and bast shoes--was round. His head was quite round, his +back, chest, shoulders, and even his arms, which he held as if ever +ready to embrace something, were rounded, his pleasant smile and his +large, gentle brown eyes were also round. + +Platon Karataev must have been fifty, judging by his stories of +campaigns he had been in, told as by an old soldier. He did not himself +know his age and was quite unable to determine it. But his brilliantly +white, strong teeth which showed in two unbroken semicircles when he +laughed--as he often did--were all sound and good, there was not a gray +hair in his beard or on his head, and his whole body gave an impression +of suppleness and especially of firmness and endurance. + +His face, despite its fine, rounded wrinkles, had an expression of +innocence and youth, his voice was pleasant and musical. But the chief +peculiarity of his speech was its directness and appositeness. It was +evident that he never considered what he had said or was going to say, +and consequently the rapidity and justice of his intonation had an +irresistible persuasiveness. + +His physical strength and agility during the first days of his +imprisonment were such that he seemed not to know what fatigue and +sickness meant. Every night before lying down, he said: "Lord, lay me +down as a stone and raise me up as a loaf!" and every morning on getting +up, he said: "I lay down and curled up, I get up and shake myself." And +indeed he only had to lie down, to fall asleep like a stone, and he only +had to shake himself, to be ready without a moment's delay for some +work, just as children are ready to play directly they awake. He could +do everything, not very well but not badly. He baked, cooked, sewed, +planed, and mended boots. He was always busy, and only at night allowed +himself conversation--of which he was fond--and songs. He did not sing +like a trained singer who knows he is listened to, but like the birds, +evidently giving vent to the sounds in the same way that one stretches +oneself or walks about to get rid of stiffness, and the sounds were +always high-pitched, mournful, delicate, and almost feminine, and his +face at such times was very serious. + +Having been taken prisoner and allowed his beard to grow, he seemed to +have thrown off all that had been forced upon him--everything military +and alien to himself--and had returned to his former peasant habits. + +"A soldier on leave--a shirt outside breeches," he would say. + +He did not like talking about his life as a soldier, though he did not +complain, and often mentioned that he had not been flogged once during +the whole of his army service. When he related anything it was generally +some old and evidently precious memory of his "Christian" life, as he +called his peasant existence. The proverbs, of which his talk was full, +were for the most part not the coarse and indecent saws soldiers employ, +but those folk sayings which taken without a context seem so +insignificant, but when used appositely suddenly acquire a significance +of profound wisdom. + +He would often say the exact opposite of what he had said on a previous +occasion, yet both would be right. He liked to talk and he talked well, +adorning his speech with terms of endearment and with folk sayings which +Pierre thought he invented himself, but the chief charm of his talk lay +in the fact that the commonest events--sometimes just such as Pierre had +witnessed without taking notice of them--assumed in Karataev's a +character of solemn fitness. He liked to hear the folk tales one of the +soldiers used to tell of an evening (they were always the same), but +most of all he liked to hear stories of real life. He would smile +joyfully when listening to such stories, now and then putting in a word +or asking a question to make the moral beauty of what he was told clear +to himself. Karataev had no attachments, friendships, or love, as Pierre +understood them, but loved and lived affectionately with everything life +brought him in contact with, particularly with man--not any particular +man, but those with whom he happened to be. He loved his dog, his +comrades, the French, and Pierre who was his neighbor, but Pierre felt +that in spite of Karataev's affectionate tenderness for him (by which he +unconsciously gave Pierre's spiritual life its due) he would not have +grieved for a moment at parting from him. And Pierre began to feel in +the same way toward Karataev. + +To all the other prisoners Platon Karataev seemed a most ordinary +soldier. They called him "little falcon" or "Platosha," chaffed him +good-naturedly, and sent him on errands. But to Pierre he always +remained what he had seemed that first night: an unfathomable, rounded, +eternal personification of the spirit of simplicity and truth. + +Platon Karataev knew nothing by heart except his prayers. When he began +to speak he seemed not to know how he would conclude. + +Sometimes Pierre, struck by the meaning of his words, would ask him to +repeat them, but Platon could never recall what he had said a moment +before, just as he never could repeat to Pierre the words of his +favorite song: native and birch tree and my heart is sick occurred in +it, but when spoken and not sung, no meaning could be got out of it. He +did not, and could not, understand the meaning of words apart from their +context. Every word and action of his was the manifestation of an +activity unknown to him, which was his life. But his life, as he +regarded it, had no meaning as a separate thing. It had meaning only as +part of a whole of which he was always conscious. His words and actions +flowed from him as evenly, inevitably, and spontaneously as fragrance +exhales from a flower. He could not understand the value or significance +of any word or deed taken separately. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +When Princess Mary heard from Nicholas that her brother was with the +Rostovs at Yaroslavl she at once prepared to go there, in spite of her +aunt's efforts to dissuade her--and not merely to go herself but to take +her nephew with her. Whether it were difficult or easy, possible or +impossible, she did not ask and did not want to know: it was her duty, +not only to herself, to be near her brother who was perhaps dying, but +to do everything possible to take his son to him, and so she prepared to +set off. That she had not heard from Prince Andrew himself, Princess +Mary attributed to his being too weak to write or to his considering the +long journey too hard and too dangerous for her and his son. + +In a few days Princess Mary was ready to start. Her equipages were the +huge family coach in which she had traveled to Voronezh, a semiopen +trap, and a baggage cart. With her traveled Mademoiselle Bourienne, +little Nicholas and his tutor, her old nurse, three maids, Tikhon, and a +young footman and courier her aunt had sent to accompany her. + +The usual route through Moscow could not be thought of, and the +roundabout way Princess Mary was obliged to take through Lipetsk, +Ryazan, Vladimir, and Shuya was very long and, as post horses were not +everywhere obtainable, very difficult, and near Ryazan where the French +were said to have shown themselves was even dangerous. + +During this difficult journey Mademoiselle Bourienne, Dessalles, and +Princess Mary's servants were astonished at her energy and firmness of +spirit. She went to bed later and rose earlier than any of them, and no +difficulties daunted her. Thanks to her activity and energy, which +infected her fellow travelers, they approached Yaroslavl by the end of +the second week. + +The last days of her stay in Voronezh had been the happiest of her life. +Her love for Rostov no longer tormented or agitated her. It filled her +whole soul, had become an integral part of herself, and she no longer +struggled against it. Latterly she had become convinced that she loved +and was beloved, though she never said this definitely to herself in +words. She had become convinced of it at her last interview with +Nicholas, when he had come to tell her that her brother was with the +Rostovs. Not by a single word had Nicholas alluded to the fact that +Prince Andrew's relations with Natasha might, if he recovered, be +renewed, but Princess Mary saw by his face that he knew and thought of +this. + +Yet in spite of that, his relation to her--considerate, delicate, and +loving--not only remained unchanged, but it sometimes seemed to Princess +Mary that he was even glad that the family connection between them +allowed him to express his friendship more freely. She knew that she +loved for the first and only time in her life and felt that she was +beloved, and was happy in regard to it. + +But this happiness on one side of her spiritual nature did not prevent +her feeling grief for her brother with full force; on the contrary, that +spiritual tranquility on the one side made it the more possible for her +to give full play to her feeling for her brother. That feeling was so +strong at the moment of leaving Voronezh that those who saw her off, as +they looked at her careworn, despairing face, felt sure she would fall +ill on the journey. But the very difficulties and preoccupations of the +journey, which she took so actively in hand, saved her for a while from +her grief and gave her strength. + +As always happens when traveling, Princess Mary thought only of the +journey itself, forgetting its object. But as she approached Yaroslavl +the thought of what might await her there--not after many days, but that +very evening--again presented itself to her and her agitation increased +to its utmost limit. + +The courier who had been sent on in advance to find out where the +Rostovs were staying in Yaroslavl, and in what condition Prince Andrew +was, when he met the big coach just entering the town gates was appalled +by the terrible pallor of the princess' face that looked out at him from +the window. + +"I have found out everything, your excellency: the Rostovs are staying +at the merchant Bronnikov's house, in the Square not far from here, +right above the Volga," said the courier. + +Princess Mary looked at him with frightened inquiry, not understanding +why he did not reply to what she chiefly wanted to know: how was her +brother? Mademoiselle Bourienne put that question for her. + +"How is the prince?" she asked. + +"His excellency is staying in the same house with them." + +"Then he is alive," thought Princess Mary, and asked in a low voice: +"How is he?" + +"The servants say he is still the same." + +What "still the same" might mean Princess Mary did not ask, but with an +unnoticed glance at little seven-year-old Nicholas, who was sitting in +front of her looking with pleasure at the town, she bowed her head and +did not raise it again till the heavy coach, rumbling, shaking and +swaying, came to a stop. The carriage steps clattered as they were let +down. + +The carriage door was opened. On the left there was water--a great +river--and on the right a porch. There were people at the entrance: +servants, and a rosy girl with a large plait of black hair, smiling as +it seemed to Princess Mary in an unpleasantly affected way. (This was +Sonya.) Princess Mary ran up the steps. "This way, this way!" said the +girl, with the same artificial smile, and the princess found herself in +the hall facing an elderly woman of Oriental type, who came rapidly to +meet her with a look of emotion. This was the countess. She embraced +Princess Mary and kissed her. + +"Mon enfant!" she muttered, "je vous aime et vous connais depuis +longtemps." * + + +* "My child! I love you and have known you a long time." + + +Despite her excitement, Princess Mary realized that this was the +countess and that it was necessary to say something to her. Hardly +knowing how she did it, she contrived to utter a few polite phrases in +French in the same tone as those that had been addressed to her, and +asked: "How is he?" + +"The doctor says that he is not in danger," said the countess, but as +she spoke she raised her eyes with a sigh, and her gesture conveyed a +contradiction of her words. + +"Where is he? Can I see him--can I?" asked the princess. + +"One moment, Princess, one moment, my dear! Is this his son?" said the +countess, turning to little Nicholas who was coming in with Dessalles. +"There will be room for everybody, this is a big house. Oh, what a +lovely boy!" + +The countess took Princess Mary into the drawing room, where Sonya was +talking to Mademoiselle Bourienne. The countess caressed the boy, and +the old count came in and welcomed the princess. He had changed very +much since Princess Mary had last seen him. Then he had been a brisk, +cheerful, self-assured old man; now he seemed a pitiful, bewildered +person. While talking to Princess Mary he continually looked round as if +asking everyone whether he was doing the right thing. After the +destruction of Moscow and of his property, thrown out of his accustomed +groove he seemed to have lost the sense of his own significance and to +feel that there was no longer a place for him in life. + +In spite of her one desire to see her brother as soon as possible, and +her vexation that at the moment when all she wanted was to see him they +should be trying to entertain her and pretending to admire her nephew, +the princess noticed all that was going on around her and felt the +necessity of submitting, for a time, to this new order of things which +she had entered. She knew it to be necessary, and though it was hard for +her she was not vexed with these people. + +"This is my niece," said the count, introducing Sonya--"You don't know +her, Princess?" + +Princess Mary turned to Sonya and, trying to stifle the hostile feeling +that arose in her toward the girl, she kissed her. But she felt +oppressed by the fact that the mood of everyone around her was so far +from what was in her own heart. + +"Where is he?" she asked again, addressing them all. + +"He is downstairs. Natasha is with him," answered Sonya, flushing. "We +have sent to ask. I think you must be tired, Princess." + +Tears of vexation showed themselves in Princess Mary's eyes. She turned +away and was about to ask the countess again how to go to him, when +light, impetuous, and seemingly buoyant steps were heard at the door. +The princess looked round and saw Natasha coming in, almost running-- +that Natasha whom she had liked so little at their meeting in Moscow +long since. + +But hardly had the princess looked at Natasha's face before she realized +that here was a real comrade in her grief, and consequently a friend. +She ran to meet her, embraced her, and began to cry on her shoulder. + +As soon as Natasha, sitting at the head of Prince Andrew's bed, heard of +Princess Mary's arrival, she softly left his room and hastened to her +with those swift steps that had sounded buoyant to Princess Mary. + +There was only one expression on her agitated face when she ran into the +drawing room--that of love--boundless love for him, for her, and for all +that was near to the man she loved; and of pity, suffering for others, +and passionate desire to give herself entirely to helping them. It was +plain that at that moment there was in Natasha's heart no thought of +herself or of her own relations with Prince Andrew. + +Princess Mary, with her acute sensibility, understood all this at the +first glance at Natasha's face, and wept on her shoulder with sorrowful +pleasure. + +"Come, come to him, Mary," said Natasha, leading her into the other +room. + +Princess Mary raised her head, dried her eyes, and turned to Natasha. +She felt that from her she would be able to understand and learn +everything. + +"How..." she began her question but stopped short. + +She felt that it was impossible to ask, or to answer, in words. +Natasha's face and eyes would have to tell her all more clearly and +profoundly. + +Natasha was gazing at her, but seemed afraid and in doubt whether to say +all she knew or not; she seemed to feel that before those luminous eyes +which penetrated into the very depths of her heart, it was impossible +not to tell the whole truth which she saw. And suddenly, Natasha's lips +twitched, ugly wrinkles gathered round her mouth, and covering her face +with her hands she burst into sobs. + +Princess Mary understood. + +But she still hoped, and asked, in words she herself did not trust: + +"But how is his wound? What is his general condition?" + +"You, you... will see," was all Natasha could say. + +They sat a little while downstairs near his room till they had left off +crying and were able to go to him with calm faces. + +"How has his whole illness gone? Is it long since he grew worse? When +did this happen?" Princess Mary inquired. + +Natasha told her that at first there had been danger from his feverish +condition and the pain he suffered, but at Troitsa that had passed and +the doctor had only been afraid of gangrene. That danger had also +passed. When they reached Yaroslavl the wound had begun to fester +(Natasha knew all about such things as festering) and the doctor had +said that the festering might take a normal course. Then fever set in, +but the doctor had said the fever was not very serious. + +"But two days ago this suddenly happened," said Natasha, struggling with +her sobs. "I don't know why, but you will see what he is like." + +"Is he weaker? Thinner?" asked the princess. + +"No, it's not that, but worse. You will see. O, Mary, he is too good, he +cannot, cannot live, because..." + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +When Natasha opened Prince Andrew's door with a familiar movement and +let Princess Mary pass into the room before her, the princess felt the +sobs in her throat. Hard as she had tried to prepare herself, and now +tried to remain tranquil, she knew that she would be unable to look at +him without tears. + +The princess understood what Natasha had meant by the words: "two days +ago this suddenly happened." She understood those words to mean that he +had suddenly softened and that this softening and gentleness were signs +of approaching death. As she stepped to the door she already saw in +imagination Andrew's face as she remembered it in childhood, a gentle, +mild, sympathetic face which he had rarely shown, and which therefore +affected her very strongly. She was sure he would speak soft, tender +words to her such as her father had uttered before his death, and that +she would not be able to bear it and would burst into sobs in his +presence. Yet sooner or later it had to be, and she went in. The sobs +rose higher and higher in her throat as she more and more clearly +distinguished his form and her shortsighted eyes tried to make out his +features, and then she saw his face and met his gaze. + +He was lying in a squirrel-fur dressing gown on a divan, surrounded by +pillows. He was thin and pale. In one thin, translucently white hand he +held a handkerchief, while with the other he stroked the delicate +mustache he had grown, moving his fingers slowly. His eyes gazed at them +as they entered. + +On seeing his face and meeting his eyes Princess Mary's pace suddenly +slackened, she felt her tears dry up and her sobs ceased. She suddenly +felt guilty and grew timid on catching the expression of his face and +eyes. + +"But in what am I to blame?" she asked herself. And his cold, stern look +replied: "Because you are alive and thinking of the living, while I..." + +In the deep gaze that seemed to look not outwards but inwards there was +an almost hostile expression as he slowly regarded his sister and +Natasha. + +He kissed his sister, holding her hand in his as was their wont. + +"How are you, Mary? How did you manage to get here?" said he in a voice +as calm and aloof as his look. + +Had he screamed in agony, that scream would not have struck such horror +into Princess Mary's heart as the tone of his voice. + +"And have you brought little Nicholas?" he asked in the same slow, quiet +manner and with an obvious effort to remember. + +"How are you now?" said Princess Mary, herself surprised at what she was +saying. + +"That, my dear, you must ask the doctor," he replied, and again making +an evident effort to be affectionate, he said with his lips only (his +words clearly did not correspond to his thoughts): + +"Merci, chere amie, d'etre venue." * + + +* "Thank you for coming, my dear." + +Princess Mary pressed his hand. The pressure made him wince just +perceptibly. He was silent, and she did not know what to say. She now +understood what had happened to him two days before. In his words, his +tone, and especially in that calm, almost antagonistic look could be +felt an estrangement from everything belonging to this world, terrible +in one who is alive. Evidently only with an effort did he understand +anything living; but it was obvious that he failed to understand, not +because he lacked the power to do so but because he understood something +else--something the living did not and could not understand--and which +wholly occupied his mind. + +"There, you see how strangely fate has brought us together," said he, +breaking the silence and pointing to Natasha. "She looks after me all +the time." + +Princess Mary heard him and did not understand how he could say such a +thing. He, the sensitive, tender Prince Andrew, how could he say that, +before her whom he loved and who loved him? Had he expected to live he +could not have said those words in that offensively cold tone. If he had +not known that he was dying, how could he have failed to pity her and +how could he speak like that in her presence? The only explanation was +that he was indifferent, because something else, much more important, +had been revealed to him. + +The conversation was cold and disconnected and continually broke off. + +"Mary came by way of Ryazan," said Natasha. + +Prince Andrew did not notice that she called his sister Mary, and only +after calling her so in his presence did Natasha notice it herself. + +"Really?" he asked. + +"They told her that all Moscow has been burned down, and that..." + +Natasha stopped. It was impossible to talk. It was plain that he was +making an effort to listen, but could not do so. + +"Yes, they say it's burned," he said. "It's a great pity," and he gazed +straight before him, absently stroking his mustache with his fingers. + +"And so you have met Count Nicholas, Mary?" Prince Andrew suddenly said, +evidently wishing to speak pleasantly to them. "He wrote here that he +took a great liking to you," he went on simply and calmly, evidently +unable to understand all the complex significance his words had for +living people. "If you liked him too, it would be a good thing for you +to get married," he added rather more quickly, as if pleased at having +found words he had long been seeking. + +Princess Mary heard his words but they had no meaning for her, except as +a proof of how far away he now was from everything living. + +"Why talk of me?" she said quietly and glanced at Natasha. + +Natasha, who felt her glance, did not look at her. All three were again +silent. + +"Andrew, would you like..." Princess Mary suddenly said in a trembling +voice, "would you like to see little Nicholas? He is always talking +about you!" + +Prince Andrew smiled just perceptibly and for the first time, but +Princess Mary, who knew his face so well, saw with horror that he did +not smile with pleasure or affection for his son, but with quiet, gentle +irony because he thought she was trying what she believed to be the last +means of arousing him. + +"Yes, I shall be very glad to see him. Is he quite well?" + +When little Nicholas was brought into Prince Andrew's room he looked at +his father with frightened eyes, but did not cry, because no one else +was crying. Prince Andrew kissed him and evidently did not know what to +say to him. + +When Nicholas had been led away, Princess Mary again went up to her +brother, kissed him, and unable to restrain her tears any longer began +to cry. + +He looked at her attentively. + +"Is it about Nicholas?" he asked. + +Princess Mary nodded her head, weeping. + +"Mary, you know the Gosp..." but he broke off. + +"What did you say?" + +"Nothing. You mustn't cry here," he said, looking at her with the same +cold expression. + +When Princess Mary began to cry, he understood that she was crying at +the thought that little Nicholas would be left without a father. With a +great effort he tried to return to life and to see things from their +point of view. + +"Yes, to them it must seem sad!" he thought. "But how simple it is. + +"The fowls of the air sow not, neither do they reap, yet your Father +feedeth them," he said to himself and wished to say to Princess Mary; +"but no, they will take it their own way, they won't understand! They +can't understand that all those feelings they prize so--all our +feelings, all those ideas that seem so important to us, are unnecessary. +We cannot understand one another," and he remained silent. + +Prince Andrew's little son was seven. He could scarcely read, and knew +nothing. After that day he lived through many things, gaining knowledge, +observation, and experience, but had he possessed all the faculties he +afterwards acquired, he could not have had a better or more profound +understanding of the meaning of the scene he had witnessed between his +father, Mary, and Natasha, than he had then. He understood it +completely, and, leaving the room without crying, went silently up to +Natasha who had come out with him and looked shyly at her with his +beautiful, thoughtful eyes, then his uplifted, rosy upper lip trembled +and leaning his head against her he began to cry. + +After that he avoided Dessalles and the countess who caressed him and +either sat alone or came timidly to Princess Mary, or to Natasha of whom +he seemed even fonder than of his aunt, and clung to them quietly and +shyly. + +When Princess Mary had left Prince Andrew she fully understood what +Natasha's face had told her. She did not speak any more to Natasha of +hopes of saving his life. She took turns with her beside his sofa, and +did not cry any more, but prayed continually, turning in soul to that +Eternal and Unfathomable, whose presence above the dying man was now so +evident. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Not only did Prince Andrew know he would die, but he felt that he was +dying and was already half dead. He was conscious of an aloofness from +everything earthly and a strange and joyous lightness of existence. +Without haste or agitation he awaited what was coming. That inexorable, +eternal, distant, and unknown the presence of which he had felt +continually all his life--was now near to him and, by the strange +lightness he experienced, almost comprehensible and palpable... + + +Formerly he had feared the end. He had twice experienced that terribly +tormenting fear of death--the end--but now he no longer understood that +fear. + +He had felt it for the first time when the shell spun like a top before +him, and he looked at the fallow field, the bushes, and the sky, and +knew that he was face to face with death. When he came to himself after +being wounded and the flower of eternal, unfettered love had instantly +unfolded itself in his soul as if freed from the bondage of life that +had restrained it, he no longer feared death and ceased to think about +it. + +During the hours of solitude, suffering, and partial delirium he spent +after he was wounded, the more deeply he penetrated into the new +principle of eternal love revealed to him, the more he unconsciously +detached himself from earthly life. To love everything and everybody and +always to sacrifice oneself for love meant not to love anyone, not to +live this earthly life. And the more imbued he became with that +principle of love, the more he renounced life and the more completely he +destroyed that dreadful barrier which--in the absence of such love-- +stands between life and death. When during those first days he +remembered that he would have to die, he said to himself: "Well, what of +it? So much the better!" + +But after the night in Mytishchi when, half delirious, he had seen her +for whom he longed appear before him and, having pressed her hand to his +lips, had shed gentle, happy tears, love for a particular woman again +crept unobserved into his heart and once more bound him to life. And +joyful and agitating thoughts began to occupy his mind. Recalling the +moment at the ambulance station when he had seen Kuragin, he could not +now regain the feeling he then had, but was tormented by the question +whether Kuragin was alive. And he dared not inquire. + +His illness pursued its normal physical course, but what Natasha +referred to when she said: "This suddenly happened," had occurred two +days before Princess Mary arrived. It was the last spiritual struggle +between life and death, in which death gained the victory. It was the +unexpected realization of the fact that he still valued life as +presented to him in the form of his love for Natasha, and a last, though +ultimately vanquished, attack of terror before the unknown. + +It was evening. As usual after dinner he was slightly feverish, and his +thoughts were preternaturally clear. Sonya was sitting by the table. He +began to doze. Suddenly a feeling of happiness seized him. + +"Ah, she has come!" thought he. + +And so it was: in Sonya's place sat Natasha who had just come in +noiselessly. + +Since she had begun looking after him, he had always experienced this +physical consciousness of her nearness. She was sitting in an armchair +placed sideways, screening the light of the candle from him, and was +knitting a stocking. She had learned to knit stockings since Prince +Andrew had casually mentioned that no one nursed the sick so well as old +nurses who knit stockings, and that there is something soothing in the +knitting of stockings. The needles clicked lightly in her slender, +rapidly moving hands, and he could clearly see the thoughtful profile of +her drooping face. She moved, and the ball rolled off her knees. She +started, glanced round at him, and screening the candle with her hand +stooped carefully with a supple and exact movement, picked up the ball, +and regained her former position. + +He looked at her without moving and saw that she wanted to draw a deep +breath after stooping, but refrained from doing so and breathed +cautiously. + +At the Troitsa monastery they had spoken of the past, and he had told +her that if he lived he would always thank God for his wound which had +brought them together again, but after that they never spoke of the +future. + +"Can it or can it not be?" he now thought as he looked at her and +listened to the light click of the steel needles. "Can fate have brought +me to her so strangely only for me to die?... Is it possible that the +truth of life has been revealed to me only to show me that I have spent +my life in falsity? I love her more than anything in the world! But what +am I to do if I love her?" he thought, and he involuntarily groaned, +from a habit acquired during his sufferings. + +On hearing that sound Natasha put down the stocking, leaned nearer to +him, and suddenly, noticing his shining eyes, stepped lightly up to him +and bent over him. + +"You are not asleep?" + +"No, I have been looking at you a long time. I felt you come in. No one +else gives me that sense of soft tranquillity that you do... that light. +I want to weep for joy." + +Natasha drew closer to him. Her face shone with rapturous joy. + +"Natasha, I love you too much! More than anything in the world." + +"And I!"--She turned away for an instant. "Why too much?" she asked. + +"Why too much?... Well, what do you, what do you feel in your soul, your +whole soul--shall I live? What do you think?" + +"I am sure of it, sure!" Natasha almost shouted, taking hold of both his +hands with a passionate movement. + +He remained silent awhile. + +"How good it would be!" and taking her hand he kissed it. + +Natasha felt happy and agitated, but at once remembered that this would +not do and that he had to be quiet. + +"But you have not slept," she said, repressing her joy. "Try to sleep... +please!" + +He pressed her hand and released it, and she went back to the candle and +sat down again in her former position. Twice she turned and looked at +him, and her eyes met his beaming at her. She set herself a task on her +stocking and resolved not to turn round till it was finished. + +Soon he really shut his eyes and fell asleep. He did not sleep long and +suddenly awoke with a start and in a cold perspiration. + +As he fell asleep he had still been thinking of the subject that now +always occupied his mind--about life and death, and chiefly about death. +He felt himself nearer to it. + +"Love? What is love?" he thought. + +"Love hinders death. Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I +understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only +because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God, and to +die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and +eternal source." These thoughts seemed to him comforting. But they were +only thoughts. Something was lacking in them, they were not clear, they +were too one-sidedly personal and brain-spun. And there was the former +agitation and obscurity. He fell asleep. + +He dreamed that he was lying in the room he really was in, but that he +was quite well and unwounded. Many various, indifferent, and +insignificant people appeared before him. He talked to them and +discussed something trivial. They were preparing to go away somewhere. +Prince Andrew dimly realized that all this was trivial and that he had +more important cares, but he continued to speak, surprising them by +empty witticisms. Gradually, unnoticed, all these persons began to +disappear and a single question, that of the closed door, superseded all +else. He rose and went to the door to bolt and lock it. Everything +depended on whether he was, or was not, in time to lock it. He went, and +tried to hurry, but his legs refused to move and he knew he would not be +in time to lock the door though he painfully strained all his powers. He +was seized by an agonizing fear. And that fear was the fear of death. It +stood behind the door. But just when he was clumsily creeping toward the +door, that dreadful something on the other side was already pressing +against it and forcing its way in. Something not human--death--was +breaking in through that door, and had to be kept out. He seized the +door, making a final effort to hold it back--to lock it was no longer +possible--but his efforts were weak and clumsy and the door, pushed from +behind by that terror, opened and closed again. + +Once again it pushed from outside. His last superhuman efforts were vain +and both halves of the door noiselessly opened. It entered, and it was +death, and Prince Andrew died. + +But at the instant he died, Prince Andrew remembered that he was asleep, +and at the very instant he died, having made an effort, he awoke. + +"Yes, it was death! I died--and woke up. Yes, death is an awakening!" +And all at once it grew light in his soul and the veil that had till +then concealed the unknown was lifted from his spiritual vision. He felt +as if powers till then confined within him had been liberated, and that +strange lightness did not again leave him. + +When, waking in a cold perspiration, he moved on the divan, Natasha went +up and asked him what was the matter. He did not answer and looked at +her strangely, not understanding. + +That was what had happened to him two days before Princess Mary's +arrival. From that day, as the doctor expressed it, the wasting fever +assumed a malignant character, but what the doctor said did not interest +Natasha, she saw the terrible moral symptoms which to her were more +convincing. + +From that day an awakening from life came to Prince Andrew together with +his awakening from sleep. And compared to the duration of life it did +not seem to him slower than an awakening from sleep compared to the +duration of a dream. + +There was nothing terrible or violent in this comparatively slow +awakening. + +His last days and hours passed in an ordinary and simple way. Both +Princess Mary and Natasha, who did not leave him, felt this. They did +not weep or shudder and during these last days they themselves felt that +they were not attending on him (he was no longer there, he had left +them) but on what reminded them most closely of him--his body. Both felt +this so strongly that the outward and terrible side of death did not +affect them and they did not feel it necessary to foment their grief. +Neither in his presence nor out of it did they weep, nor did they ever +talk to one another about him. They felt that they could not express in +words what they understood. + +They both saw that he was sinking slowly and quietly, deeper and deeper, +away from them, and they both knew that this had to be so and that it +was right. + +He confessed, and received communion: everyone came to take leave of +him. When they brought his son to him, he pressed his lips to the boy's +and turned away, not because he felt it hard and sad (Princess Mary and +Natasha understood that) but simply because he thought it was all that +was required of him, but when they told him to bless the boy, he did +what was demanded and looked round as if asking whether there was +anything else he should do. + +When the last convulsions of the body, which the spirit was leaving, +occurred, Princess Mary and Natasha were present. + +"Is it over?" said Princess Mary when his body had for a few minutes +lain motionless, growing cold before them. Natasha went up, looked at +the dead eyes, and hastened to close them. She closed them but did not +kiss them, but clung to that which reminded her most nearly of him--his +body. + +"Where has he gone? Where is he now?..." + +When the body, washed and dressed, lay in the coffin on a table, +everyone came to take leave of him and they all wept. + +Little Nicholas cried because his heart was rent by painful perplexity. +The countess and Sonya cried from pity for Natasha and because he was no +more. The old count cried because he felt that before long, he, too, +must take the same terrible step. + +Natasha and Princess Mary also wept now, but not because of their own +personal grief; they wept with a reverent and softening emotion which +had taken possession of their souls at the consciousness of the simple +and solemn mystery of death that had been accomplished in their +presence. + +BOOK THIRTEEN: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Man's mind cannot grasp the causes of events in their completeness, but +the desire to find those causes is implanted in man's soul. And without +considering the multiplicity and complexity of the conditions any one of +which taken separately may seem to be the cause, he snatches at the +first approximation to a cause that seems to him intelligible and says: +"This is the cause!" In historical events (where the actions of men are +the subject of observation) the first and most primitive approximation +to present itself was the will of the gods and, after that, the will of +those who stood in the most prominent position--the heroes of history. +But we need only penetrate to the essence of any historic event--which +lies in the activity of the general mass of men who take part in it--to +be convinced that the will of the historic hero does not control the +actions of the mass but is itself continually controlled. It may seem to +be a matter of indifference whether we understand the meaning of +historical events this way or that; yet there is the same difference +between a man who says that the people of the West moved on the East +because Napoleon wished it and a man who says that this happened because +it had to happen, as there is between those who declared that the earth +was stationary and that the planets moved round it and those who +admitted that they did not know what upheld the earth, but knew there +were laws directing its movement and that of the other planets. There +is, and can be, no cause of an historical event except the one cause of +all causes. But there are laws directing events, and some of these laws +are known to us while we are conscious of others we cannot comprehend. +The discovery of these laws is only possible when we have quite +abandoned the attempt to find the cause in the will of some one man, +just as the discovery of the laws of the motion of the planets was +possible only when men abandoned the conception of the fixity of the +earth. + +The historians consider that, next to the battle of Borodino and the +occupation of Moscow by the enemy and its destruction by fire, the most +important episode of the war of 1812 was the movement of the Russian +army from the Ryazana to the Kaluga road and to the Tarutino camp--the +so-called flank march across the Krasnaya Pakhra River. They ascribe the +glory of that achievement of genius to different men and dispute as to +whom the honor is due. Even foreign historians, including the French, +acknowledge the genius of the Russian commanders when they speak of that +flank march. But it is hard to understand why military writers, and +following them others, consider this flank march to be the profound +conception of some one man who saved Russia and destroyed Napoleon. In +the first place it is hard to understand where the profundity and genius +of this movement lay, for not much mental effort was needed to see that +the best position for an army when it is not being attacked is where +there are most provisions; and even a dull boy of thirteen could have +guessed that the best position for an army after its retreat from Moscow +in 1812 was on the Kaluga road. So it is impossible to understand by +what reasoning the historians reach the conclusion that this maneuver +was a profound one. And it is even more difficult to understand just why +they think that this maneuver was calculated to save Russia and destroy +the French; for this flank march, had it been preceded, accompanied, or +followed by other circumstances, might have proved ruinous to the +Russians and salutary for the French. If the position of the Russian +army really began to improve from the time of that march, it does not at +all follow that the march was the cause of it. + +That flank march might not only have failed to give any advantage to the +Russian army, but might in other circumstances have led to its +destruction. What would have happened had Moscow not burned down? If +Murat had not lost sight of the Russians? If Napoleon had not remained +inactive? If the Russian army at Krasnaya Pakhra had given battle as +Bennigsen and Barclay advised? What would have happened had the French +attacked the Russians while they were marching beyond the Pakhra? What +would have happened if on approaching Tarutino, Napoleon had attacked +the Russians with but a tenth of the energy he had shown when he +attacked them at Smolensk? What would have happened had the French moved +on Petersburg?... In any of these eventualities the flank march that +brought salvation might have proved disastrous. + +The third and most incomprehensible thing is that people studying +history deliberately avoid seeing that this flank march cannot be +attributed to any one man, that no one ever foresaw it, and that in +reality, like the retreat from Fili, it did not suggest itself to anyone +in its entirety, but resulted--moment by moment, step by step, event by +event--from an endless number of most diverse circumstances and was only +seen in its entirety when it had been accomplished and belonged to the +past. + +At the council at Fili the prevailing thought in the minds of the +Russian commanders was the one naturally suggesting itself, namely, a +direct retreat by the Nizhni road. In proof of this there is the fact +that the majority of the council voted for such a retreat, and above all +there is the well-known conversation after the council, between the +commander in chief and Lanskoy, who was in charge of the commissariat +department. Lanskoy informed the commander-in-chief that the army +supplies were for the most part stored along the Oka in the Tula and +Ryazan provinces, and that if they retreated on Nizhni the army would be +separated from its supplies by the broad river Oka, which cannot be +crossed early in winter. This was the first indication of the necessity +of deviating from what had previously seemed the most natural course--a +direct retreat on Nizhni-Novgorod. The army turned more to the south, +along the Ryazan road and nearer to its supplies. Subsequently the +inactivity of the French (who even lost sight of the Russian army), +concern for the safety of the arsenal at Tula, and especially the +advantages of drawing nearer to its supplies caused the army to turn +still further south to the Tula road. Having crossed over, by a forced +march, to the Tula road beyond the Pakhra, the Russian commanders +intended to remain at Podolsk and had no thought of the Tarutino +position; but innumerable circumstances and the reappearance of French +troops who had for a time lost touch with the Russians, and projects of +giving battle, and above all the abundance of provisions in Kaluga +province, obliged our army to turn still more to the south and to cross +from the Tula to the Kaluga road and go to Tarutino, which was between +the roads along which those supplies lay. Just as it is impossible to +say when it was decided to abandon Moscow, so it is impossible to say +precisely when, or by whom, it was decided to move to Tarutino. Only +when the army had got there, as the result of innumerable and varying +forces, did people begin to assure themselves that they had desired this +movement and long ago foreseen its result. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +The famous flank movement merely consisted in this: after the advance of +the French had ceased, the Russian army, which had been continually +retreating straight back from the invaders, deviated from that direct +course and, not finding itself pursued, was naturally drawn toward the +district where supplies were abundant. + +If instead of imagining to ourselves commanders of genius leading the +Russian army, we picture that army without any leaders, it could not +have done anything but make a return movement toward Moscow, describing +an arc in the direction where most provisions were to be found and where +the country was richest. + +That movement from the Nizhni to the Ryazan, Tula, and Kaluga roads was +so natural that even the Russian marauders moved in that direction, and +demands were sent from Petersburg for Kutuzov to take his army that way. +At Tarutino Kutuzov received what was almost a reprimand from the +Emperor for having moved his army along the Ryazan road, and the +Emperor's letter indicated to him the very position he had already +occupied near Kaluga. + +Having rolled like a ball in the direction of the impetus given by the +whole campaign and by the battle of Borodino, the Russian army--when the +strength of that impetus was exhausted and no fresh push was received-- +assumed the position natural to it. + +Kutuzov's merit lay, not in any strategic maneuver of genius, as it is +called, but in the fact that he alone understood the significance of +what had happened. He alone then understood the meaning of the French +army's inactivity, he alone continued to assert that the battle of +Borodino had been a victory, he alone--who as commander-in-chief might +have been expected to be eager to attack--employed his whole strength to +restrain the Russian army from useless engagements. + +The beast wounded at Borodino was lying where the fleeing hunter had +left him; but whether he was still alive, whether he was strong and +merely lying low, the hunter did not know. Suddenly the beast was heard +to moan. + +The moan of that wounded beast (the French army) which betrayed its +calamitous condition was the sending of Lauriston to Kutuzov's camp with +overtures for peace. + +Napoleon, with his usual assurance that whatever entered his head was +right, wrote to Kutuzov the first words that occurred to him, though +they were meaningless. + +MONSIEUR LE PRINCE KOUTOUZOV: I am sending one of my adjutants-general +to discuss several interesting questions with you. I beg your Highness +to credit what he says to you, especially when he expresses the +sentiment of esteem and special regard I have long entertained for your +person. This letter having no other object, I pray God, monsieur le +Prince Koutouzov, to keep you in His holy and gracious protection! + +NAPOLEON MOSCOW, OCTOBER 30, 1812 + +Kutuzov replied: "I should be cursed by posterity were I looked on as +the initiator of a settlement of any sort. Such is the present spirit of +my nation." But he continued to exert all his powers to restrain his +troops from attacking. + +During the month that the French troops were pillaging in Moscow and the +Russian troops were quietly encamped at Tarutino, a change had taken +place in the relative strength of the two armies--both in spirit and in +number--as a result of which the superiority had passed to the Russian +side. Though the condition and numbers of the French army were unknown +to the Russians, as soon as that change occurred the need of attacking +at once showed itself by countless signs. These signs were: Lauriston's +mission; the abundance of provisions at Tarutino; the reports coming in +from all sides of the inactivity and disorder of the French; the flow of +recruits to our regiments; the fine weather; the long rest the Russian +soldiers had enjoyed, and the impatience to do what they had been +assembled for, which usually shows itself in an army that has been +resting; curiosity as to what the French army, so long lost sight of, +was doing; the boldness with which our outposts now scouted close up to +the French stationed at Tarutino; the news of easy successes gained by +peasants and guerrilla troops over the French, the envy aroused by this; +the desire for revenge that lay in the heart of every Russian as long as +the French were in Moscow, and (above all) a dim consciousness in every +soldier's mind that the relative strength of the armies had changed and +that the advantage was now on our side. There was a substantial change +in the relative strength, and an advance had become inevitable. And at +once, as a clock begins to strike and chime as soon as the minute hand +has completed a full circle, this change was shown by an increased +activity, whirring, and chiming in the higher spheres. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +The Russian army was commanded by Kutuzov and his staff, and also by the +Emperor from Petersburg. Before the news of the abandonment of Moscow +had been received in Petersburg, a detailed plan of the whole campaign +had been drawn up and sent to Kutuzov for his guidance. Though this plan +had been drawn up on the supposition that Moscow was still in our hands, +it was approved by the staff and accepted as a basis for action. Kutuzov +only replied that movements arranged from a distance were always +difficult to execute. So fresh instructions were sent for the solution +of difficulties that might be encountered, as well as fresh people who +were to watch Kutuzov's actions and report upon them. + +Besides this, the whole staff of the Russian army was now reorganized. +The posts left vacant by Bagration, who had been killed, and by Barclay, +who had gone away in dudgeon, had to be filled. Very serious +consideration was given to the question whether it would be better to +put A in B's place and B in D's, or on the contrary to put D in A's +place, and so on--as if anything more than A's or B's satisfaction +depended on this. + +As a result of the hostility between Kutuzov and Bennigsen, his Chief of +Staff, the presence of confidential representatives of the Emperor, and +these transfers, a more than usually complicated play of parties was +going on among the staff of the army. A was undermining B, D was +undermining C, and so on in all possible combinations and permutations. +In all these plottings the subject of intrigue was generally the conduct +of the war, which all these men believed they were directing; but this +affair of the war went on independently of them, as it had to go: that +is, never in the way people devised, but flowing always from the +essential attitude of the masses. Only in the highest spheres did all +these schemes, crossings, and interminglings appear to be a true +reflection of what had to happen. + +Prince Michael Ilarionovich! (wrote the Emperor on the second of October +in a letter that reached Kutuzov after the battle at Tarutino) Since +September 2 Moscow has been in the hands of the enemy. Your last reports +were written on the twentieth, and during all this time not only has no +action been taken against the enemy or for the relief of the ancient +capital, but according to your last report you have even retreated +farther. Serpukhov is already occupied by an enemy detachment and Tula +with its famous arsenal so indispensable to the army, is in danger. From +General Wintzingerode's reports, I see that an enemy corps of ten +thousand men is moving on the Petersburg road. Another corps of several +thousand men is moving on Dmitrov. A third has advanced along the +Vladimir road, and a fourth, rather considerable detachment is stationed +between Ruza and Mozhaysk. Napoleon himself was in Moscow as late as the +twenty-fifth. In view of all this information, when the enemy has +scattered his forces in large detachments, and with Napoleon and his +Guards in Moscow, is it possible that the enemy's forces confronting you +are so considerable as not to allow of your taking the offensive? On the +contrary, he is probably pursuing you with detachments, or at most with +an army corps much weaker than the army entrusted to you. It would seem +that, availing yourself of these circumstances, you might advantageously +attack a weaker one and annihilate him, or at least oblige him to +retreat, retaining in our hands an important part of the provinces now +occupied by the enemy, and thereby averting danger from Tula and other +towns in the interior. You will be responsible if the enemy is able to +direct a force of any size against Petersburg to threaten this capital +in which it has not been possible to retain many troops; for with the +army entrusted to you, and acting with resolution and energy, you have +ample means to avert this fresh calamity. Remember that you have still +to answer to our offended country for the loss of Moscow. You have +experienced my readiness to reward you. That readiness will not weaken +in me, but I and Russia have a right to expect from you all the zeal, +firmness, and success which your intellect, military talent, and the +courage of the troops you command justify us in expecting. + +But by the time this letter, which proved that the real relation of the +forces had already made itself felt in Petersburg, was dispatched, +Kutuzov had found himself unable any longer to restrain the army he +commanded from attacking and a battle had taken place. + +On the second of October a Cossack, Shapovalov, who was out scouting, +killed one hare and wounded another. Following the wounded hare he made +his way far into the forest and came upon the left flank of Murat's +army, encamped there without any precautions. The Cossack laughingly +told his comrades how he had almost fallen into the hands of the French. +A cornet, hearing the story, informed his commander. + +The Cossack was sent for and questioned. The Cossack officers wished to +take advantage of this chance to capture some horses, but one of the +superior officers, who was acquainted with the higher authorities, +reported the incident to a general on the staff. The state of things on +the staff had of late been exceedingly strained. Ermolov had been to see +Bennigsen a few days previously and had entreated him to use his +influence with the commander-in-chief to induce him to take the +offensive. + +"If I did not know you I should think you did not want what you are +asking for. I need only advise anything and his Highness is sure to do +the opposite," replied Bennigsen. + +The Cossack's report, confirmed by horse patrols who were sent out, was +the final proof that events had matured. The tightly coiled spring was +released, the clock began to whirr and the chimes to play. Despite all +his supposed power, his intellect, his experience, and his knowledge of +men, Kutuzov--having taken into consideration the Cossack's report, a +note from Bennigsen who sent personal reports to the Emperor, the wishes +he supposed the Emperor to hold, and the fact that all the generals +expressed the same wish--could no longer check the inevitable movement, +and gave the order to do what he regarded as useless and harmful--gave +his approval, that is, to the accomplished fact. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Bennigsen's note and the Cossack's information that the left flank of +the French was unguarded were merely final indications that it was +necessary to order an attack, and it was fixed for the fifth of October. + +On the morning of the fourth of October Kutuzov signed the dispositions. +Toll read them to Ermolov, asking him to attend to the further +arrangements. + +"All right--all right. I haven't time just now," replied Ermolov, and +left the hut. + +The dispositions drawn up by Toll were very good. As in the Austerlitz +dispositions, it was written--though not in German this time: + +"The First Column will march here and here," "the Second Column will +march there and there," and so on; and on paper, all these columns +arrived at their places at the appointed time and destroyed the enemy. +Everything had been admirably thought out as is usual in dispositions, +and as is always the case, not a single column reached its place at the +appointed time. + +When the necessary number of copies of the dispositions had been +prepared, an officer was summoned and sent to deliver them to Ermolov to +deal with. A young officer of the Horse Guards, Kutuzov's orderly, +pleased at the importance of the mission entrusted to him, went to +Ermolov's quarters. + +"Gone away," said Ermolov's orderly. + +The officer of the Horse Guards went to a general with whom Ermolov was +often to be found. + +"No, and the general's out too." + +The officer, mounting his horse, rode off to someone else. + +"No, he's gone out." + +"If only they don't make me responsible for this delay! What a nuisance +it is!" thought the officer, and he rode round the whole camp. One man +said he had seen Ermolov ride past with some other generals, others said +he must have returned home. The officer searched till six o'clock in the +evening without even stopping to eat. Ermolov was nowhere to be found +and no one knew where he was. The officer snatched a little food at a +comrade's, and rode again to the vanguard to find Miloradovich. +Miloradovich too was away, but here he was told that he had gone to a +ball at General Kikin's and that Ermolov was probably there too. + +"But where is it?" + +"Why, there, over at Echkino," said a Cossack officer, pointing to a +country house in the far distance. + +"What, outside our line?" + +"They've put two regiments as outposts, and they're having such a spree +there, it's awful! Two bands and three sets of singers!" + +The officer rode out beyond our lines to Echkino. While still at a +distance he heard as he rode the merry sounds of a soldier's dance song +proceeding from the house. + +"In the meadows... in the meadows!" he heard, accompanied by whistling +and the sound of a torban, drowned every now and then by shouts. These +sounds made his spirits rise, but at the same time he was afraid that he +would be blamed for not having executed sooner the important order +entrusted to him. It was already past eight o'clock. He dismounted and +went up into the porch of a large country house which had remained +intact between the Russian and French forces. In the refreshment room +and the hall, footmen were bustling about with wine and viands. Groups +of singers stood outside the windows. The officer was admitted and +immediately saw all the chief generals of the army together, and among +them Ermolov's big imposing figure. They all had their coats unbuttoned +and were standing in a semicircle with flushed and animated faces, +laughing loudly. In the middle of the room a short handsome general with +a red face was dancing the trepak with much spirit and agility. + +"Ha, ha, ha! Bravo, Nicholas Ivanych! Ha, ha, ha!" + +The officer felt that by arriving with important orders at such a moment +he was doubly to blame, and he would have preferred to wait; but one of +the generals espied him and, hearing what he had come about, informed +Ermolov. + +Ermolov came forward with a frown on his face and, hearing what the +officer had to say, took the papers from him without a word. + +"You think he went off just by chance?" said a comrade, who was on the +staff that evening, to the officer of the Horse Guards, referring to +Ermolov. "It was a trick. It was done on purpose to get Konovnitsyn into +trouble. You'll see what a mess there'll be tomorrow." + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Next day the decrepit Kutuzov, having given orders to be called early, +said his prayers, dressed, and, with an unpleasant consciousness of +having to direct a battle he did not approve of, got into his caleche +and drove from Letashovka (a village three and a half miles from +Tarutino) to the place where the attacking columns were to meet. He sat +in the caleche, dozing and waking up by turns, and listening for any +sound of firing on the right as an indication that the action had begun. +But all was still quiet. A damp dull autumn morning was just dawning. On +approaching Tarutino Kutuzov noticed cavalrymen leading their horses to +water across the road along which he was driving. Kutuzov looked at them +searchingly, stopped his carriage, and inquired what regiment they +belonged to. They belonged to a column that should have been far in +front and in ambush long before then. "It may be a mistake," thought the +old commander-in-chief. But a little further on he saw infantry +regiments with their arms piled and the soldiers, only partly dressed, +eating their rye porridge and carrying fuel. He sent for an officer. The +officer reported that no order to advance had been received. + +"How! Not rec..." Kutuzov began, but checked himself immediately and +sent for a senior officer. Getting out of his caleche, he waited with +drooping head and breathing heavily, pacing silently up and down. When +Eykhen, the officer of the general staff whom he had summoned, appeared, +Kutuzov went purple in the face, not because that officer was to blame +for the mistake, but because he was an object of sufficient importance +for him to vent his wrath on. Trembling and panting the old man fell +into that state of fury in which he sometimes used to roll on the +ground, and he fell upon Eykhen, threatening him with his hands, +shouting and loading him with gross abuse. Another man, Captain Brozin, +who happened to turn up and who was not at all to blame, suffered the +same fate. + +"What sort of another blackguard are you? I'll have you shot! +Scoundrels!" yelled Kutuzov in a hoarse voice, waving his arms and +reeling. + +He was suffering physically. He, the commander-in-chief, a Serene +Highness who everybody said possessed powers such as no man had ever had +in Russia, to be placed in this position--made the laughingstock of the +whole army! "I needn't have been in such a hurry to pray about today, or +have kept awake thinking everything over all night," thought he to +himself. "When I was a chit of an officer no one would have dared to +mock me so... and now!" He was in a state of physical suffering as if +from corporal punishment, and could not avoid expressing it by cries of +anger and distress. But his strength soon began to fail him, and looking +about him, conscious of having said much that was amiss, he again got +into his caleche and drove back in silence. + +His wrath, once expended, did not return, and blinking feebly he +listened to excuses and self-justifications (Ermolov did not come to see +him till the next day) and to the insistence of Bennigsen, Konovnitsyn, +and Toll that the movement that had miscarried should be executed next +day. And once more Kutuzov had to consent. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Next day the troops assembled in their appointed places in the evening +and advanced during the night. It was an autumn night with dark purple +clouds, but no rain. The ground was damp but not muddy, and the troops +advanced noiselessly, only occasionally a jingling of the artillery +could be faintly heard. The men were forbidden to talk out loud, to +smoke their pipes, or to strike a light, and they tried to prevent their +horses neighing. The secrecy of the undertaking heightened its charm and +they marched gaily. Some columns, supposing they had reached their +destination, halted, piled arms, and settled down on the cold ground, +but the majority marched all night and arrived at places where they +evidently should not have been. + +Only Count Orlov-Denisov with his Cossacks (the least important +detachment of all) got to his appointed place at the right time. This +detachment halted at the outskirts of a forest, on the path leading from +the village of Stromilova to Dmitrovsk. + +Toward dawn, Count Orlov-Denisov, who had dozed off, was awakened by a +deserter from the French army being brought to him. This was a Polish +sergeant of Poniatowski's corps, who explained in Polish that he had +come over because he had been slighted in the service: that he ought +long ago to have been made an officer, that he was braver than any of +them, and so he had left them and wished to pay them out. He said that +Murat was spending the night less than a mile from where they were, and +that if they would let him have a convoy of a hundred men he would +capture him alive. Count Orlov-Denisov consulted his fellow officers. + +The offer was too tempting to be refused. Everyone volunteered to go and +everybody advised making the attempt. After much disputing and arguing, +Major-General Grekov with two Cossack regiments decided to go with the +Polish sergeant. + +"Now, remember," said Count Orlov-Denisov to the sergeant at parting, +"if you have been lying I'll have you hanged like a dog; but if it's +true you shall have a hundred gold pieces!" + +Without replying, the sergeant, with a resolute air, mounted and rode +away with Grekov whose men had quickly assembled. They disappeared into +the forest, and Count Orlov-Denisov, having seen Grekov off, returned, +shivering from the freshness of the early dawn and excited by what he +had undertaken on his own responsibility, and began looking at the enemy +camp, now just visible in the deceptive light of dawn and the dying +campfires. Our columns ought to have begun to appear on an open +declivity to his right. He looked in that direction, but though the +columns would have been visible quite far off, they were not to be seen. +It seemed to the count that things were beginning to stir in the French +camp, and his keen-sighted adjutant confirmed this. + +"Oh, it is really too late," said Count Orlov, looking at the camp. + +As often happens when someone we have trusted is no longer before our +eyes, it suddenly seemed quite clear and obvious to him that the +sergeant was an impostor, that he had lied, and that the whole Russian +attack would be ruined by the absence of those two regiments, which he +would lead away heaven only knew where. How could one capture a +commander-in-chief from among such a mass of troops! + +"I am sure that rascal was lying," said the count. + +"They can still be called back," said one of his suite, who like Count +Orlov felt distrustful of the adventure when he looked at the enemy's +camp. + +"Eh? Really... what do you think? Should we let them go on or not?" + +"Will you have them fetched back?" + +"Fetch them back, fetch them back!" said Count Orlov with sudden +determination, looking at his watch. "It will be too late. It is quite +light." + +And the adjutant galloped through the forest after Grekov. When Grekov +returned, Count Orlov-Denisov, excited both by the abandoned attempt and +by vainly awaiting the infantry columns that still did not appear, as +well as by the proximity of the enemy, resolved to advance. All his men +felt the same excitement. + +"Mount!" he commanded in a whisper. The men took their places and +crossed themselves.... "Forward, with God's aid!" + +"Hurrah-ah-ah!" reverberated in the forest, and the Cossack companies, +trailing their lances and advancing one after another as if poured out +of a sack, dashed gaily across the brook toward the camp. + +One desperate, frightened yell from the first French soldier who saw the +Cossacks, and all who were in the camp, undressed and only just waking +up, ran off in all directions, abandoning cannons, muskets, and horses. + +Had the Cossacks pursued the French, without heeding what was behind and +around them, they would have captured Murat and everything there. That +was what the officers desired. But it was impossible to make the +Cossacks budge when once they had got booty and prisoners. None of them +listened to orders. Fifteen hundred prisoners and thirty-eight guns were +taken on the spot, besides standards and (what seemed most important to +the Cossacks) horses, saddles, horsecloths, and the like. All this had +to be dealt with, the prisoners and guns secured, the booty divided--not +without some shouting and even a little fighting among themselves--and +it was on this that the Cossacks all busied themselves. + +The French, not being farther pursued, began to recover themselves: they +formed into detachments and began firing. Orlov-Denisov, still waiting +for the other columns to arrive, advanced no further. + +Meantime, according to the dispositions which said that "the First +Column will march" and so on, the infantry of the belated columns, +commanded by Bennigsen and directed by Toll, had started in due order +and, as always happens, had got somewhere, but not to their appointed +places. As always happens the men, starting cheerfully, began to halt; +murmurs were heard, there was a sense of confusion, and finally a +backward movement. Adjutants and generals galloped about, shouted, grew +angry, quarreled, said they had come quite wrong and were late, gave +vent to a little abuse, and at last gave it all up and went forward, +simply to get somewhere. "We shall get somewhere or other!" And they did +indeed get somewhere, though not to their right places; a few eventually +even got to their right place, but too late to be of any use and only in +time to be fired at. Toll, who in this battle played the part of +Weyrother at Austerlitz, galloped assiduously from place to place, +finding everything upside down everywhere. Thus he stumbled on Bagovut's +corps in a wood when it was already broad daylight, though the corps +should long before have joined Orlov-Denisov. Excited and vexed by the +failure and supposing that someone must be responsible for it, Toll +galloped up to the commander of the corps and began upbraiding him +severely, saying that he ought to be shot. General Bagovut, a fighting +old soldier of placid temperament, being also upset by all the delay, +confusion, and cross-purposes, fell into a rage to everybody's surprise +and quite contrary to his usual character and said disagreeable things +to Toll. + +"I prefer not to take lessons from anyone, but I can die with my men as +well as anybody," he said, and advanced with a single division. + +Coming out onto a field under the enemy's fire, this brave general went +straight ahead, leading his men under fire, without considering in his +agitation whether going into action now, with a single division, would +be of any use or no. Danger, cannon balls, and bullets were just what he +needed in his angry mood. One of the first bullets killed him, and other +bullets killed many of his men. And his division remained under fire for +some time quite uselessly. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Meanwhile another column was to have attacked the French from the front, +but Kutuzov accompanied that column. He well knew that nothing but +confusion would come of this battle undertaken against his will, and as +far as was in his power held the troops back. He did not advance. + +He rode silently on his small gray horse, indolently answering +suggestions that they should attack. + +"The word attack is always on your tongue, but you don't see that we are +unable to execute complicated maneuvers," said he to Miloradovich who +asked permission to advance. + +"We couldn't take Murat prisoner this morning or get to the place in +time, and nothing can be done now!" he replied to someone else. + +When Kutuzov was informed that at the French rear--where according to +the reports of the Cossacks there had previously been nobody--there were +now two battalions of Poles, he gave a sidelong glance at Ermolov who +was behind him and to whom he had not spoken since the previous day. + +"You see! They are asking to attack and making plans of all kinds, but +as soon as one gets to business nothing is ready, and the enemy, +forewarned, takes measures accordingly." + +Ermolov screwed up his eyes and smiled faintly on hearing these words. +He understood that for him the storm had blown over, and that Kutuzov +would content himself with that hint. + +"He's having a little fun at my expense," said Ermolov softly, nudging +with his knee Raevski who was at his side. + +Soon after this, Ermolov moved up to Kutuzov and respectfully remarked: + +"It is not too late yet, your Highness--the enemy has not gone away--if +you were to order an attack! If not, the Guards will not so much as see +a little smoke." + +Kutuzov did not reply, but when they reported to him that Murat's troops +were in retreat he ordered an advance, though at every hundred paces he +halted for three quarters of an hour. + +The whole battle consisted in what Orlov-Denisov's Cossacks had done: +the rest of the army merely lost some hundreds of men uselessly. + +In consequence of this battle Kutuzov received a diamond decoration, and +Bennigsen some diamonds and a hundred thousand rubles, others also +received pleasant recognitions corresponding to their various grades, +and following the battle fresh changes were made in the staff. + +"That's how everything is done with us, all topsy-turvy!" said the +Russian officers and generals after the Tarutino battle, letting it be +understood that some fool there is doing things all wrong but that we +ourselves should not have done so, just as people speak today. But +people who talk like that either do not know what they are talking about +or deliberately deceive themselves. No battle--Tarutino, Borodino, or +Austerlitz--takes place as those who planned it anticipated. That is an +essential condition. + +A countless number of free forces (for nowhere is man freer than during +a battle, where it is a question of life and death) influence the course +taken by the fight, and that course never can be known in advance and +never coincides with the direction of any one force. + +If many simultaneously and variously directed forces act on a given +body, the direction of its motion cannot coincide with any one of those +forces, but will always be a mean--what in mechanics is represented by +the diagonal of a parallelogram of forces. + +If in the descriptions given by historians, especially French ones, we +find their wars and battles carried out in accordance with previously +formed plans, the only conclusion to be drawn is that those descriptions +are false. + +The battle of Tarutino obviously did not attain the aim Toll had in +view--to lead the troops into action in the order prescribed by the +dispositions; nor that which Count Orlov-Denisov may have had in view-- +to take Murat prisoner; nor the result of immediately destroying the +whole corps, which Bennigsen and others may have had in view; nor the +aim of the officer who wished to go into action to distinguish himself; +nor that of the Cossack who wanted more booty than he got, and so on. +But if the aim of the battle was what actually resulted and what all the +Russians of that day desired--to drive the French out of Russia and +destroy their army--it is quite clear that the battle of Tarutino, just +because of its incongruities, was exactly what was wanted at that stage +of the campaign. It would be difficult and even impossible to imagine +any result more opportune than the actual outcome of this battle. With a +minimum of effort and insignificant losses, despite the greatest +confusion, the most important results of the whole campaign were +attained: the transition from retreat to advance, an exposure of the +weakness of the French, and the administration of that shock which +Napoleon's army had only awaited to begin its flight. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Napoleon enters Moscow after the brilliant victory de la Moskowa; there +can be no doubt about the victory for the battlefield remains in the +hands of the French. The Russians retreat and abandon their ancient +capital. Moscow, abounding in provisions, arms, munitions, and +incalculable wealth, is in Napoleon's hands. The Russian army, only half +the strength of the French, does not make a single attempt to attack for +a whole month. Napoleon's position is most brilliant. He can either fall +on the Russian army with double its strength and destroy it; negotiate +an advantageous peace, or in case of a refusal make a menacing move on +Petersburg, or even, in the case of a reverse, return to Smolensk or +Vilna; or remain in Moscow; in short, no special genius would seem to be +required to retain the brilliant position the French held at that time. +For that, only very simple and easy steps were necessary: not to allow +the troops to loot, to prepare winter clothing--of which there was +sufficient in Moscow for the whole army--and methodically to collect the +provisions, of which (according to the French historians) there were +enough in Moscow to supply the whole army for six months. Yet Napoleon, +that greatest of all geniuses, who the historians declare had control of +the army, took none of these steps. + +He not merely did nothing of the kind, but on the contrary he used his +power to select the most foolish and ruinous of all the courses open to +him. Of all that Napoleon might have done: wintering in Moscow, +advancing on Petersburg or on Nizhni-Novgorod, or retiring by a more +northerly or more southerly route (say by the road Kutuzov afterwards +took), nothing more stupid or disastrous can be imagined than what he +actually did. He remained in Moscow till October, letting the troops +plunder the city; then, hesitating whether to leave a garrison behind +him, he quitted Moscow, approached Kutuzov without joining battle, +turned to the right and reached Malo-Yaroslavets, again without +attempting to break through and take the road Kutuzov took, but retiring +instead to Mozhaysk along the devastated Smolensk road. Nothing more +stupid than that could have been devised, or more disastrous for the +army, as the sequel showed. Had Napoleon's aim been to destroy his army, +the most skillful strategist could hardly have devised any series of +actions that would so completely have accomplished that purpose, +independently of anything the Russian army might do. + +Napoleon, the man of genius, did this! But to say that he destroyed his +army because he wished to, or because he was very stupid, would be as +unjust as to say that he had brought his troops to Moscow because he +wished to and because he was very clever and a genius. + +In both cases his personal activity, having no more force than the +personal activity of any soldier, merely coincided with the laws that +guided the event. + +The historians quite falsely represent Napoleon's faculties as having +weakened in Moscow, and do so only because the results did not justify +his actions. He employed all his ability and strength to do the best he +could for himself and his army, as he had done previously and as he did +subsequently in 1813. His activity at that time was no less astounding +than it was in Egypt, in Italy, in Austria, and in Prussia. We do not +know for certain in how far his genius was genuine in Egypt--where forty +centuries looked down upon his grandeur--for his great exploits there +are all told us by Frenchmen. We cannot accurately estimate his genius +in Austria or Prussia, for we have to draw our information from French +or German sources, and the incomprehensible surrender of whole corps +without fighting and of fortresses without a siege must incline Germans +to recognize his genius as the only explanation of the war carried on in +Germany. But we, thank God, have no need to recognize his genius in +order to hide our shame. We have paid for the right to look at the +matter plainly and simply, and we will not abandon that right. + +His activity in Moscow was as amazing and as full of genius as +elsewhere. Order after order and plan after plan were issued by him from +the time he entered Moscow till the time he left it. The absence of +citizens and of a deputation, and even the burning of Moscow, did not +disconcert him. He did not lose sight either of the welfare of his army +or of the doings of the enemy, or of the welfare of the people of +Russia, or of the direction of affairs in Paris, or of diplomatic +considerations concerning the terms of the anticipated peace. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +With regard to military matters, Napoleon immediately on his entry into +Moscow gave General Sabastiani strict orders to observe the movements of +the Russian army, sent army corps out along the different roads, and +charged Murat to find Kutuzov. Then he gave careful directions about the +fortification of the Kremlin, and drew up a brilliant plan for a future +campaign over the whole map of Russia. + +With regard to diplomatic questions, Napoleon summoned Captain Yakovlev, +who had been robbed and was in rags and did not know how to get out of +Moscow, minutely explained to him his whole policy and his magnanimity, +and having written a letter to the Emperor Alexander in which he +considered it his duty to inform his Friend and Brother that Rostopchin +had managed affairs badly in Moscow, he dispatched Yakovlev to +Petersburg. + +Having similarly explained his views and his magnanimity to Tutolmin, he +dispatched that old man also to Petersburg to negotiate. + +With regard to legal matters, immediately after the fires he gave orders +to find and execute the incendiaries. And the scoundrel Rostopchin was +punished by an order to burn down his houses. + +With regard to administrative matters, Moscow was granted a +constitution. A municipality was established and the following +announcement issued: + +INHABITANTS OF MOSCOW! + +Your misfortunes are cruel, but His Majesty the Emperor and King desires +to arrest their course. Terrible examples have taught you how he +punishes disobedience and crime. Strict measures have been taken to put +an end to disorder and to re-establish public security. A paternal +administration, chosen from among yourselves, will form your +municipality or city government. It will take care of you, of your +needs, and of your welfare. Its members will be distinguished by a red +ribbon worn across the shoulder, and the mayor of the city will wear a +white belt as well. But when not on duty they will only wear a red +ribbon round the left arm. + +The city police is established on its former footing, and better order +already prevails in consequence of its activity. The government has +appointed two commissaries general, or chiefs of police, and twenty +commissaries or captains of wards have been appointed to the different +wards of the city. You will recognize them by the white ribbon they will +wear on the left arm. Several churches of different denominations are +open, and divine service is performed in them unhindered. Your fellow +citizens are returning every day to their homes and orders have been +given that they should find in them the help and protection due to their +misfortunes. These are the measures the government has adopted to re- +establish order and relieve your condition. But to achieve this aim it +is necessary that you should add your efforts and should, if possible, +forget the misfortunes you have suffered, should entertain the hope of a +less cruel fate, should be certain that inevitable and ignominious death +awaits those who make any attempt on your persons or on what remains of +your property, and finally that you should not doubt that these will be +safeguarded, since such is the will of the greatest and most just of +monarchs. Soldiers and citizens, of whatever nation you may be, re- +establish public confidence, the source of the welfare of a state, live +like brothers, render mutual aid and protection one to another, unite to +defeat the intentions of the evil-minded, obey the military and civil +authorities, and your tears will soon cease to flow! + +With regard to supplies for the army, Napoleon decreed that all the +troops in turn should enter Moscow a la maraude * to obtain provisions +for themselves, so that the army might have its future provided for. + + +* As looters. + +With regard to religion, Napoleon ordered the priests to be brought back +and services to be again performed in the churches. + +With regard to commerce and to provisioning the army, the following was +placarded everywhere: + +PROCLAMATION! + +You, peaceful inhabitants of Moscow, artisans and workmen whom +misfortune has driven from the city, and you scattered tillers of the +soil, still kept out in the fields by groundless fear, listen! +Tranquillity is returning to this capital and order is being restored in +it. Your fellow countrymen are emerging boldly from their hiding places +on finding that they are respected. Any violence to them or to their +property is promptly punished. His Majesty the Emperor and King protects +them, and considers no one among you his enemy except those who disobey +his orders. He desires to end your misfortunes and restore you to your +homes and families. Respond, therefore, to his benevolent intentions and +come to us without fear. Inhabitants, return with confidence to your +abodes! You will soon find means of satisfying your needs. Craftsmen and +industrious artisans, return to your work, your houses, your shops, +where the protection of guards awaits you! You shall receive proper pay +for your work. And lastly you too, peasants, come from the forests where +you are hiding in terror, return to your huts without fear, in full +assurance that you will find protection! Markets are established in the +city where peasants can bring their surplus supplies and the products of +the soil. The government has taken the following steps to ensure freedom +of sale for them: (1) From today, peasants, husbandmen, and those living +in the neighborhood of Moscow may without any danger bring their +supplies of all kinds to two appointed markets, of which one is on the +Mokhovaya Street and the other at the Provision Market. (2) Such +supplies will be bought from them at such prices as seller and buyer may +agree on, and if a seller is unable to obtain a fair price he will be +free to take his goods back to his village and no one may hinder him +under any pretense. (3) Sunday and Wednesday of each week are appointed +as the chief market days and to that end a sufficient number of troops +will be stationed along the highroads on Tuesdays and Saturdays at such +distances from the town as to protect the carts. (4) Similar measures +will be taken that peasants with their carts and horses may meet with no +hindrance on their return journey. (5) Steps will immediately be taken +to re-establish ordinary trading. + +Inhabitants of the city and villages, and you, workingmen and artisans, +to whatever nation you belong, you are called on to carry out the +paternal intentions of His Majesty the Emperor and King and to co- +operate with him for the public welfare! Lay your respect and confidence +at his feet and do not delay to unite with us! + +With the object of raising the spirits of the troops and of the people, +reviews were constantly held and rewards distributed. The Emperor rode +through the streets to comfort the inhabitants, and, despite his +preoccupation with state affairs, himself visited the theaters that were +established by his order. + +In regard to philanthropy, the greatest virtue of crowned heads, +Napoleon also did all in his power. He caused the words Maison de ma +Mere to be inscribed on the charitable institutions, thereby combining +tender filial affection with the majestic benevolence of a monarch. He +visited the Foundling Hospital and, allowing the orphans saved by him to +kiss his white hands, graciously conversed with Tutolmin. Then, as +Thiers eloquently recounts, he ordered his soldiers to be paid in forged +Russian money which he had prepared: "Raising the use of these means by +an act worthy of himself and of the French army, he let relief be +distributed to those who had been burned out. But as food was too +precious to be given to foreigners, who were for the most part enemies, +Napoleon preferred to supply them with money with which to purchase food +from outside, and had paper rubles distributed to them." + +With reference to army discipline, orders were continually being issued +to inflict severe punishment for the nonperformance of military duties +and to suppress robbery. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +But strange to say, all these measures, efforts, and plans--which were +not at all worse than others issued in similar circumstances--did not +affect the essence of the matter but, like the hands of a clock detached +from the mechanism, swung about in an arbitrary and aimless way without +engaging the cogwheels. + +With reference to the military side--the plan of campaign--that work of +genius of which Thiers remarks that, "His genius never devised anything +more profound, more skillful, or more admirable," and enters into a +polemic with M. Fain to prove that this work of genius must be referred +not to the fourth but to the fifteenth of October--that plan never was +or could be executed, for it was quite out of touch with the facts of +the case. The fortifying of the Kremlin, for which la Mosquee (as +Napoleon termed the church of Basil the Beatified) was to have been +razed to the ground, proved quite useless. The mining of the Kremlin +only helped toward fulfilling Napoleon's wish that it should be blown up +when he left Moscow--as a child wants the floor on which he has hurt +himself to be beaten. The pursuit of the Russian army, about which +Napoleon was so concerned, produced an unheard-of result. The French +generals lost touch with the Russian army of sixty thousand men, and +according to Thiers it was only eventually found, like a lost pin, by +the skill--and apparently the genius--of Murat. + +With reference to diplomacy, all Napoleon's arguments as to his +magnanimity and justice, both to Tutolmin and to Yakovlev (whose chief +concern was to obtain a greatcoat and a conveyance), proved useless; +Alexander did not receive these envoys and did not reply to their +embassage. + +With regard to legal matters, after the execution of the supposed +incendiaries the rest of Moscow burned down. + +With regard to administrative matters, the establishment of a +municipality did not stop the robberies and was only of use to certain +people who formed part of that municipality and under pretext of +preserving order looted Moscow or saved their own property from being +looted. + +With regard to religion, as to which in Egypt matters had so easily been +settled by Napoleon's visit to a mosque, no results were achieved. Two +or three priests who were found in Moscow did try to carry out +Napoleon's wish, but one of them was slapped in the face by a French +soldier while conducting service, and a French official reported of +another that: "The priest whom I found and invited to say Mass cleaned +and locked up the church. That night the doors were again broken open, +the padlocks smashed, the books mutilated, and other disorders +perpetrated." + +With reference to commerce, the proclamation to industrious workmen and +to peasants evoked no response. There were no industrious workmen, and +the peasants caught the commissaries who ventured too far out of town +with the proclamation and killed them. + +As to the theaters for the entertainment of the people and the troops, +these did not meet with success either. The theaters set up in the +Kremlin and in Posnyakov's house were closed again at once because the +actors and actresses were robbed. + +Even philanthropy did not have the desired effect. The genuine as well +as the false paper money which flooded Moscow lost its value. The +French, collecting booty, cared only for gold. Not only was the paper +money valueless which Napoleon so graciously distributed to the +unfortunate, but even silver lost its value in relation to gold. + +But the most amazing example of the ineffectiveness of the orders given +by the authorities at that time was Napoleon's attempt to stop the +looting and re-establish discipline. + +This is what the army authorities were reporting: + +"Looting continues in the city despite the decrees against it. Order is +not yet restored and not a single merchant is carrying on trade in a +lawful manner. The sutlers alone venture to trade, and they sell stolen +goods." + +"The neighborhood of my ward continues to be pillaged by soldiers of the +3rd Corps who, not satisfied with taking from the unfortunate +inhabitants hiding in the cellars the little they have left, even have +the ferocity to wound them with their sabers, as I have repeatedly +witnessed." + +"Nothing new, except that the soldiers are robbing and pillaging-- +October 9." + +"Robbery and pillaging continue. There is a band of thieves in our +district who ought to be arrested by a strong force--October 11." + +"The Emperor is extremely displeased that despite the strict orders to +stop pillage, parties of marauding Guards are continually seen returning +to the Kremlin. Among the Old Guard disorder and pillage were renewed +more violently than ever yesterday evening, last night, and today. The +Emperor sees with regret that the picked soldiers appointed to guard his +person, who should set an example of discipline, carry disobedience to +such a point that they break into the cellars and stores containing army +supplies. Others have disgraced themselves to the extent of disobeying +sentinels and officers, and have abused and beaten them." + +"The Grand Marshal of the palace," wrote the governor, "complains +bitterly that in spite of repeated orders, the soldiers continue to +commit nuisances in all the courtyards and even under the very windows +of the Emperor." + +That army, like a herd of cattle run wild and trampling underfoot the +provender which might have saved it from starvation, disintegrated and +perished with each additional day it remained in Moscow. But it did not +go away. + +It began to run away only when suddenly seized by a panic caused by the +capture of transport trains on the Smolensk road, and by the battle of +Tarutino. The news of that battle of Tarutino, unexpectedly received by +Napoleon at a review, evoked in him a desire to punish the Russians +(Thiers says), and he issued the order for departure which the whole +army was demanding. + +Fleeing from Moscow the soldiers took with them everything they had +stolen. Napoleon, too, carried away his own personal tresor, but on +seeing the baggage trains that impeded the army, he was (Thiers says) +horror-struck. And yet with his experience of war he did not order all +the superfluous vehicles to be burned, as he had done with those of a +certain marshal when approaching Moscow. He gazed at the caleches and +carriages in which soldiers were riding and remarked that it was a very +good thing, as those vehicles could be used to carry provisions, the +sick, and the wounded. + +The plight of the whole army resembled that of a wounded animal which +feels it is perishing and does not know what it is doing. To study the +skillful tactics and aims of Napoleon and his army from the time it +entered Moscow till it was destroyed is like studying the dying leaps +and shudders of a mortally wounded animal. Very often a wounded animal, +hearing a rustle, rushes straight at the hunter's gun, runs forward and +back again, and hastens its own end. Napoleon, under pressure from his +whole army, did the same thing. The rustle of the battle of Tarutino +frightened the beast, and it rushed forward onto the hunter's gun, +reached him, turned back, and finally--like any wild beast--ran back +along the most disadvantageous and dangerous path, where the old scent +was familiar. + +During the whole of that period Napoleon, who seems to us to have been +the leader of all these movements--as the figurehead of a ship may seem +to a savage to guide the vessel--acted like a child who, holding a +couple of strings inside a carriage, thinks he is driving it. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Early in the morning of the sixth of October Pierre went out of the +shed, and on returning stopped by the door to play with a little blue- +gray dog, with a long body and short bandy legs, that jumped about him. +This little dog lived in their shed, sleeping beside Karataev at night; +it sometimes made excursions into the town but always returned again. +Probably it had never had an owner, and it still belonged to nobody and +had no name. The French called it Azor; the soldier who told stories +called it Femgalka; Karataev and others called it Gray, or sometimes +Flabby. Its lack of a master, a name, or even of a breed or any definite +color did not seem to trouble the blue-gray dog in the least. Its furry +tail stood up firm and round as a plume, its bandy legs served it so +well that it would often gracefully lift a hind leg and run very easily +and quickly on three legs, as if disdaining to use all four. Everything +pleased it. Now it would roll on its back, yelping with delight, now +bask in the sun with a thoughtful air of importance, and now frolic +about playing with a chip of wood or a straw. + +Pierre's attire by now consisted of a dirty torn shirt (the only remnant +of his former clothing), a pair of soldier's trousers which by +Karataev's advice he tied with string round the ankles for warmth, and a +peasant coat and cap. Physically he had changed much during this time. +He no longer seemed stout, though he still had the appearance of +solidity and strength hereditary in his family. A beard and mustache +covered the lower part of his face, and a tangle of hair, infested with +lice, curled round his head like a cap. The look of his eyes was +resolute, calm, and animatedly alert, as never before. The former +slackness which had shown itself even in his eyes was now replaced by an +energetic readiness for action and resistance. His feet were bare. + +Pierre first looked down the field across which vehicles and horsemen +were passing that morning, then into the distance across the river, then +at the dog who was pretending to be in earnest about biting him, and +then at his bare feet which he placed with pleasure in various +positions, moving his dirty thick big toes. Every time he looked at his +bare feet a smile of animated self-satisfaction flitted across his face. +The sight of them reminded him of all he had experienced and learned +during these weeks and this recollection was pleasant to him. + +For some days the weather had been calm and clear with slight frosts in +the mornings--what is called an "old wives' summer." + +In the sunshine the air was warm, and that warmth was particularly +pleasant with the invigorating freshness of the morning frost still in +the air. + +On everything--far and near--lay the magic crystal glitter seen only at +that time of autumn. The Sparrow Hills were visible in the distance, +with the village, the church, and the large white house. The bare trees, +the sand, the bricks and roofs of the houses, the green church spire, +and the corners of the white house in the distance, all stood out in the +transparent air in most delicate outline and with unnatural clearness. +Near by could be seen the familiar ruins of a half-burned mansion +occupied by the French, with lilac bushes still showing dark green +beside the fence. And even that ruined and befouled house--which in dull +weather was repulsively ugly--seemed quietly beautiful now, in the +clear, motionless brilliance. + +A French corporal, with coat unbuttoned in a homely way, a skullcap on +his head, and a short pipe in his mouth, came from behind a corner of +the shed and approached Pierre with a friendly wink. + +"What sunshine, Monsieur Kiril!" (Their name for Pierre.) "Eh? Just like +spring!" + +And the corporal leaned against the door and offered Pierre his pipe, +though whenever he offered it Pierre always declined it. + +"To be on the march in such weather..." he began. + +Pierre inquired what was being said about leaving, and the corporal told +him that nearly all the troops were starting and there ought to be an +order about the prisoners that day. Sokolov, one of the soldiers in the +shed with Pierre, was dying, and Pierre told the corporal that something +should be done about him. The corporal replied that Pierre need not +worry about that as they had an ambulance and a permanent hospital and +arrangements would be made for the sick, and that in general everything +that could happen had been foreseen by the authorities. + +"Besides, Monsieur Kiril, you have only to say a word to the captain, +you know. He is a man who never forgets anything. Speak to the captain +when he makes his round, he will do anything for you." + +(The captain of whom the corporal spoke often had long chats with Pierre +and showed him all sorts of favors.) + +"'You see, St. Thomas,' he said to me the other day. 'Monsieur Kiril is +a man of education, who speaks French. He is a Russian seigneur who has +had misfortunes, but he is a man. He knows what's what.... If he wants +anything and asks me, he won't get a refusal. When one has studied, you +see, one likes education and well-bred people.' It is for your sake I +mention it, Monsieur Kiril. The other day if it had not been for you +that affair would have ended ill." + +And after chatting a while longer, the corporal went away. (The affair +he had alluded to had happened a few days before--a fight between the +prisoners and the French soldiers, in which Pierre had succeeded in +pacifying his comrades.) Some of the prisoners who had heard Pierre +talking to the corporal immediately asked what the Frenchman had said. +While Pierre was repeating what he had been told about the army leaving +Moscow, a thin, sallow, tattered French soldier came up to the door of +the shed. Rapidly and timidly raising his fingers to his forehead by way +of greeting, he asked Pierre whether the soldier Platoche to whom he had +given a shirt to sew was in that shed. + +A week before the French had had boot leather and linen issued to them, +which they had given out to the prisoners to make up into boots and +shirts for them. + +"Ready, ready, dear fellow!" said Karataev, coming out with a neatly +folded shirt. + +Karataev, on account of the warm weather and for convenience at work, +was wearing only trousers and a tattered shirt as black as soot. His +hair was bound round, workman fashion, with a wisp of lime-tree bast, +and his round face seemed rounder and pleasanter than ever. + +"A promise is own brother to performance! I said Friday and here it is, +ready," said Platon, smiling and unfolding the shirt he had sewn. + +The Frenchman glanced around uneasily and then, as if overcoming his +hesitation, rapidly threw off his uniform and put on the shirt. He had a +long, greasy, flowered silk waistcoat next to his sallow, thin bare +body, but no shirt. He was evidently afraid the prisoners looking on +would laugh at him, and thrust his head into the shirt hurriedly. None +of the prisoners said a word. + +"See, it fits well!" Platon kept repeating, pulling the shirt straight. + +The Frenchman, having pushed his head and hands through, without raising +his eyes, looked down at the shirt and examined the seams. + +"You see, dear man, this is not a sewing shop, and I had no proper +tools; and, as they say, one needs a tool even to kill a louse," said +Platon with one of his round smiles, obviously pleased with his work. + +"It's good, quite good, thank you," said the Frenchman, in French, "but +there must be some linen left over. + +"It will fit better still when it sets to your body," said Karataev, +still admiring his handiwork. "You'll be nice and comfortable...." + +"Thanks, thanks, old fellow.... But the bits left over?" said the +Frenchman again and smiled. He took out an assignation ruble note and +gave it to Karataev. "But give me the pieces that are over." + +Pierre saw that Platon did not want to understand what the Frenchman was +saying, and he looked on without interfering. Karataev thanked the +Frenchman for the money and went on admiring his own work. The Frenchman +insisted on having the pieces returned that were left over and asked +Pierre to translate what he said. + +"What does he want the bits for?" said Karataev. "They'd make fine leg +bands for us. Well, never mind." + +And Karataev, with a suddenly changed and saddened expression, took a +small bundle of scraps from inside his shirt and gave it to the +Frenchman without looking at him. "Oh dear!" muttered Karataev and went +away. The Frenchman looked at the linen, considered for a moment, then +looked inquiringly at Pierre and, as if Pierre's look had told him +something, suddenly blushed and shouted in a squeaky voice: + +"Platoche! Eh, Platoche! Keep them yourself!" And handing back the odd +bits he turned and went out. + +"There, look at that," said Karataev, swaying his head. "People said +they were not Christians, but they too have souls. It's what the old +folk used to say: 'A sweating hand's an open hand, a dry hand's close.' +He's naked, but yet he's given it back." + +Karataev smiled thoughtfully and was silent awhile looking at the +pieces. + +"But they'll make grand leg bands, dear friend," he said, and went back +into the shed. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Four weeks had passed since Pierre had been taken prisoner and though +the French had offered to move him from the men's to the officers' shed, +he had stayed in the shed where he was first put. + +In burned and devastated Moscow Pierre experienced almost the extreme +limits of privation a man can endure; but thanks to his physical +strength and health, of which he had till then been unconscious, and +thanks especially to the fact that the privations came so gradually that +it was impossible to say when they began, he endured his position not +only lightly but joyfully. And just at this time he obtained the +tranquillity and ease of mind he had formerly striven in vain to reach. +He had long sought in different ways that tranquillity of mind, that +inner harmony which had so impressed him in the soldiers at the battle +of Borodino. He had sought it in philanthropy, in Freemasonry, in the +dissipations of town life, in wine, in heroic feats of self-sacrifice, +and in romantic love for Natasha; he had sought it by reasoning--and all +these quests and experiments had failed him. And now without thinking +about it he had found that peace and inner harmony only through the +horror of death, through privation, and through what he recognized in +Karataev. + +Those dreadful moments he had lived through at the executions had as it +were forever washed away from his imagination and memory the agitating +thoughts and feelings that had formerly seemed so important. It did not +now occur to him to think of Russia, or the war, or politics, or +Napoleon. It was plain to him that all these things were no business of +his, and that he was not called on to judge concerning them and +therefore could not do so. "Russia and summer weather are not bound +together," he thought, repeating words of Karataev's which he found +strangely consoling. His intention of killing Napoleon and his +calculations of the cabalistic number of the beast of the Apocalypse now +seemed to him meaningless and even ridiculous. His anger with his wife +and anxiety that his name should not be smirched now seemed not merely +trivial but even amusing. What concern was it of his that somewhere or +other that woman was leading the life she preferred? What did it matter +to anybody, and especially to him, whether or not they found out that +their prisoner's name was Count Bezukhov? + +He now often remembered his conversation with Prince Andrew and quite +agreed with him, though he understood Prince Andrew's thoughts somewhat +differently. Prince Andrew had thought and said that happiness could +only be negative, but had said it with a shade of bitterness and irony +as though he was really saying that all desire for positive happiness is +implanted in us merely to torment us and never be satisfied. But Pierre +believed it without any mental reservation. The absence of suffering, +the satisfaction of one's needs and consequent freedom in the choice of +one's occupation, that is, of one's way of life, now seemed to Pierre to +be indubitably man's highest happiness. Here and now for the first time +he fully appreciated the enjoyment of eating when he wanted to eat, +drinking when he wanted to drink, sleeping when he wanted to sleep, of +warmth when he was cold, of talking to a fellow man when he wished to +talk and to hear a human voice. The satisfaction of one's needs--good +food, cleanliness, and freedom--now that he was deprived of all this, +seemed to Pierre to constitute perfect happiness; and the choice of +occupation, that is, of his way of life--now that that was so +restricted--seemed to him such an easy matter that he forgot that a +superfluity of the comforts of life destroys all joy in satisfying one's +needs, while great freedom in the choice of occupation--such freedom as +his wealth, his education, and his social position had given him in his +own life--is just what makes the choice of occupation insolubly +difficult and destroys the desire and possibility of having an +occupation. + +All Pierre's daydreams now turned on the time when he would be free. Yet +subsequently, and for the rest of his life, he thought and spoke with +enthusiasm of that month of captivity, of those irrecoverable, strong, +joyful sensations, and chiefly of the complete peace of mind and inner +freedom which he experienced only during those weeks. + +When on the first day he got up early, went out of the shed at dawn, and +saw the cupolas and crosses of the New Convent of the Virgin still dark +at first, the hoarfrost on the dusty grass, the Sparrow Hills, and the +wooded banks above the winding river vanishing in the purple distance, +when he felt the contact of the fresh air and heard the noise of the +crows flying from Moscow across the field, and when afterwards light +gleamed from the east and the sun's rim appeared solemnly from behind a +cloud, and the cupolas and crosses, the hoarfrost, the distance and the +river, all began to sparkle in the glad light--Pierre felt a new joy and +strength in life such as he had never before known. And this not only +stayed with him during the whole of his imprisonment, but even grew in +strength as the hardships of his position increased. + +That feeling of alertness and of readiness for anything was still +further strengthened in him by the high opinion his fellow prisoners +formed of him soon after his arrival at the shed. With his knowledge of +languages, the respect shown him by the French, his simplicity, his +readiness to give anything asked of him (he received the allowance of +three rubles a week made to officers); with his strength, which he +showed to the soldiers by pressing nails into the walls of the hut; his +gentleness to his companions, and his capacity for sitting still and +thinking without doing anything (which seemed to them incomprehensible), +he appeared to them a rather mysterious and superior being. The very +qualities that had been a hindrance, if not actually harmful, to him in +the world he had lived in--his strength, his disdain for the comforts of +life, his absent-mindedness and simplicity--here among these people gave +him almost the status of a hero. And Pierre felt that their opinion +placed responsibilities upon him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +The French evacuation began on the night between the sixth and seventh +of October: kitchens and sheds were dismantled, carts loaded, and troops +and baggage trains started. + +At seven in the morning a French convoy in marching trim, wearing shakos +and carrying muskets, knapsacks, and enormous sacks, stood in front of +the sheds, and animated French talk mingled with curses sounded all +along the lines. + +In the shed everyone was ready, dressed, belted, shod, and only awaited +the order to start. The sick soldier, Sokolov, pale and thin with dark +shadows round his eyes, alone sat in his place barefoot and not dressed. +His eyes, prominent from the emaciation of his face, gazed inquiringly +at his comrades who were paying no attention to him, and he moaned +regularly and quietly. It was evidently not so much his sufferings that +caused him to moan (he had dysentery) as his fear and grief at being +left alone. + +Pierre, girt with a rope round his waist and wearing shoes Karataev had +made for him from some leather a French soldier had torn off a tea chest +and brought to have his boots mended with, went up to the sick man and +squatted down beside him. + +"You know, Sokolov, they are not all going away! They have a hospital +here. You may be better off than we others," said Pierre. + +"O Lord! Oh, it will be the death of me! O Lord!" moaned the man in a +louder voice. + +"I'll go and ask them again directly," said Pierre, rising and going to +the door of the shed. + +Just as Pierre reached the door, the corporal who had offered him a pipe +the day before came up to it with two soldiers. The corporal and +soldiers were in marching kit with knapsacks and shakos that had metal +straps, and these changed their familiar faces. + +The corporal came, according to orders, to shut the door. The prisoners +had to be counted before being let out. + +"Corporal, what will they do with the sick man?..." Pierre began. + +But even as he spoke he began to doubt whether this was the corporal he +knew or a stranger, so unlike himself did the corporal seem at that +moment. Moreover, just as Pierre was speaking a sharp rattle of drums +was suddenly heard from both sides. The corporal frowned at Pierre's +words and, uttering some meaningless oaths, slammed the door. The shed +became semidark, and the sharp rattle of the drums on two sides drowned +the sick man's groans. + +"There it is!... It again!..." said Pierre to himself, and an +involuntary shudder ran down his spine. In the corporal's changed face, +in the sound of his voice, in the stirring and deafening noise of the +drums, he recognized that mysterious, callous force which compelled +people against their will to kill their fellow men--that force the +effect of which he had witnessed during the executions. To fear or to +try to escape that force, to address entreaties or exhortations to those +who served as its tools, was useless. Pierre knew this now. One had to +wait and endure. He did not again go to the sick man, nor turn to look +at him, but stood frowning by the door of the hut. + +When that door was opened and the prisoners, crowding against one +another like a flock of sheep, squeezed into the exit, Pierre pushed his +way forward and approached that very captain who as the corporal had +assured him was ready to do anything for him. The captain was also in +marching kit, and on his cold face appeared that same it which Pierre +had recognized in the corporal's words and in the roll of the drums. + +"Pass on, pass on!" the captain reiterated, frowning sternly, and +looking at the prisoners who thronged past him. + +Pierre went up to him, though he knew his attempt would be vain. + +"What now?" the officer asked with a cold look as if not recognizing +Pierre. + +Pierre told him about the sick man. + +"He'll manage to walk, devil take him!" said the captain. "Pass on, pass +on!" he continued without looking at Pierre. + +"But he is dying," Pierre again began. + +"Be so good..." shouted the captain, frowning angrily. + +"Dram-da-da-dam, dam-dam..." rattled the drums, and Pierre understood +that this mysterious force completely controlled these men and that it +was now useless to say any more. + +The officer prisoners were separated from the soldiers and told to march +in front. There were about thirty officers, with Pierre among them, and +about three hundred men. + +The officers, who had come from the other sheds, were all strangers to +Pierre and much better dressed than he. They looked at him and at his +shoes mistrustfully, as at an alien. Not far from him walked a fat major +with a sallow, bloated, angry face, who was wearing a Kazan dressing +gown tied round with a towel, and who evidently enjoyed the respect of +his fellow prisoners. He kept one hand, in which he clasped his tobacco +pouch, inside the bosom of his dressing gown and held the stem of his +pipe firmly with the other. Panting and puffing, the major grumbled and +growled at everybody because he thought he was being pushed and that +they were all hurrying when they had nowhere to hurry to and were all +surprised at something when there was nothing to be surprised at. +Another, a thin little officer, was speaking to everyone, conjecturing +where they were now being taken and how far they would get that day. An +official in felt boots and wearing a commissariat uniform ran round from +side to side and gazed at the ruins of Moscow, loudly announcing his +observations as to what had been burned down and what this or that part +of the city was that they could see. A third officer, who by his accent +was a Pole, disputed with the commissariat officer, arguing that he was +mistaken in his identification of the different wards of Moscow. + +"What are you disputing about?" said the major angrily. "What does it +matter whether it is St. Nicholas or St. Blasius? You see it's burned +down, and there's an end of it.... What are you pushing for? Isn't the +road wide enough?" said he, turning to a man behind him who was not +pushing him at all. + +"Oh, oh, oh! What have they done?" the prisoners on one side and another +were heard saying as they gazed on the charred ruins. "All beyond the +river, and Zubova, and in the Kremlin.... Just look! There's not half of +it left. Yes, I told you--the whole quarter beyond the river, and so it +is." + +"Well, you know it's burned, so what's the use of talking?" said the +major. + +As they passed near a church in the Khamovniki (one of the few unburned +quarters of Moscow) the whole mass of prisoners suddenly started to one +side and exclamations of horror and disgust were heard. + +"Ah, the villains! What heathens! Yes; dead, dead, so he is... And +smeared with something!" + +Pierre too drew near the church where the thing was that evoked these +exclamations, and dimly made out something leaning against the palings +surrounding the church. From the words of his comrades who saw better +than he did, he found that this was the body of a man, set upright +against the palings with its face smeared with soot. + +"Go on! What the devil... Go on! Thirty thousand devils!..." the convoy +guards began cursing and the French soldiers, with fresh virulence, +drove away with their swords the crowd of prisoners who were gazing at +the dead man. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +Through the cross streets of the Khamovniki quarter the prisoners +marched, followed only by their escort and the vehicles and wagons +belonging to that escort, but when they reached the supply stores they +came among a huge and closely packed train of artillery mingled with +private vehicles. + +At the bridge they all halted, waiting for those in front to get across. +From the bridge they had a view of endless lines of moving baggage +trains before and behind them. To the right, where the Kaluga road turns +near Neskuchny, endless rows of troops and carts stretched away into the +distance. These were troops of Beauharnais' corps which had started +before any of the others. Behind, along the riverside and across the +Stone Bridge, were Ney's troops and transport. + +Davout's troops, in whose charge were the prisoners, were crossing the +Crimean bridge and some were already debouching into the Kaluga road. +But the baggage trains stretched out so that the last of Beauharnais' +train had not yet got out of Moscow and reached the Kaluga road when the +vanguard of Ney's army was already emerging from the Great Ordynka +Street. + +When they had crossed the Crimean bridge the prisoners moved a few steps +forward, halted, and again moved on, and from all sides vehicles and men +crowded closer and closer together. They advanced the few hundred paces +that separated the bridge from the Kaluga road, taking more than an hour +to do so, and came out upon the square where the streets of the +Transmoskva ward and the Kaluga road converge, and the prisoners jammed +close together had to stand for some hours at that crossway. From all +sides, like the roar of the sea, were heard the rattle of wheels, the +tramp of feet, and incessant shouts of anger and abuse. Pierre stood +pressed against the wall of a charred house, listening to that noise +which mingled in his imagination with the roll of the drums. + +To get a better view, several officer prisoners climbed onto the wall of +the half-burned house against which Pierre was leaning. + +"What crowds! Just look at the crowds!... They've loaded goods even on +the cannon! Look there, those are furs!" they exclaimed. "Just see what +the blackguards have looted.... There! See what that one has behind in +the cart.... Why, those are settings taken from some icons, by +heaven!... Oh, the rascals!... See how that fellow has loaded himself +up, he can hardly walk! Good lord, they've even grabbed those +chaises!... See that fellow there sitting on the trunks.... Heavens! +They're fighting." + +"That's right, hit him on the snout--on his snout! Like this, we shan't +get away before evening. Look, look there.... Why, that must be +Napoleon's own. See what horses! And the monograms with a crown! It's +like a portable house.... That fellow's dropped his sack and doesn't see +it. Fighting again... A woman with a baby, and not bad-looking either! +Yes, I dare say, that's the way they'll let you pass... Just look, +there's no end to it. Russian wenches, by heaven, so they are! In +carriages--see how comfortably they've settled themselves!" + +Again, as at the church in Khamovniki, a wave of general curiosity bore +all the prisoners forward onto the road, and Pierre, thanks to his +stature, saw over the heads of the others what so attracted their +curiosity. In three carriages involved among the munition carts, closely +squeezed together, sat women with rouged faces, dressed in glaring +colors, who were shouting something in shrill voices. + +From the moment Pierre had recognized the appearance of the mysterious +force nothing had seemed to him strange or dreadful: neither the corpse +smeared with soot for fun nor these women hurrying away nor the burned +ruins of Moscow. All that he now witnessed scarcely made an impression +on him--as if his soul, making ready for a hard struggle, refused to +receive impressions that might weaken it. + +The women's vehicles drove by. Behind them came more carts, soldiers, +wagons, soldiers, gun carriages, carriages, soldiers, ammunition carts, +more soldiers, and now and then women. + +Pierre did not see the people as individuals but saw their movement. + +All these people and horses seemed driven forward by some invisible +power. During the hour Pierre watched them they all came flowing from +the different streets with one and the same desire to get on quickly; +they all jostled one another, began to grow angry and to fight, white +teeth gleamed, brows frowned, ever the same words of abuse flew from +side to side, and all the faces bore the same swaggeringly resolute and +coldly cruel expression that had struck Pierre that morning on the +corporal's face when the drums were beating. + +It was not till nearly evening that the officer commanding the escort +collected his men and with shouts and quarrels forced his way in among +the baggage trains, and the prisoners, hemmed in on all sides, emerged +onto the Kaluga road. + +They marched very quickly, without resting, and halted only when the sun +began to set. The baggage carts drew up close together and the men began +to prepare for their night's rest. They all appeared angry and +dissatisfied. For a long time, oaths, angry shouts, and fighting could +be heard from all sides. A carriage that followed the escort ran into +one of the carts and knocked a hole in it with its pole. Several +soldiers ran toward the cart from different sides: some beat the +carriage horses on their heads, turning them aside, others fought among +themselves, and Pierre saw that one German was badly wounded on the head +by a sword. + +It seemed that all these men, now that they had stopped amid fields in +the chill dusk of the autumn evening, experienced one and the same +feeling of unpleasant awakening from the hurry and eagerness to push on +that had seized them at the start. Once at a standstill they all seemed +to understand that they did not yet know where they were going, and that +much that was painful and difficult awaited them on this journey. + +During this halt the escort treated the prisoners even worse than they +had done at the start. It was here that the prisoners for the first time +received horseflesh for their meat ration. + +From the officer down to the lowest soldier they showed what seemed like +personal spite against each of the prisoners, in unexpected contrast to +their former friendly relations. + +This spite increased still more when, on calling over the roll of +prisoners, it was found that in the bustle of leaving Moscow one Russian +soldier, who had pretended to suffer from colic, had escaped. Pierre saw +a Frenchman beat a Russian soldier cruelly for straying too far from the +road, and heard his friend the captain reprimand and threaten to court- +martial a noncommissioned officer on account of the escape of the +Russian. To the noncommissioned officer's excuse that the prisoner was +ill and could not walk, the officer replied that the order was to shoot +those who lagged behind. Pierre felt that that fatal force which had +crushed him during the executions, but which he had not felt during his +imprisonment, now again controlled his existence. It was terrible, but +he felt that in proportion to the efforts of that fatal force to crush +him, there grew and strengthened in his soul a power of life independent +of it. + +He ate his supper of buckwheat soup with horseflesh and chatted with his +comrades. + +Neither Pierre nor any of the others spoke of what they had seen in +Moscow, or of the roughness of their treatment by the French, or of the +order to shoot them which had been announced to them. As if in reaction +against the worsening of their position they were all particularly +animated and gay. They spoke of personal reminiscences, of amusing +scenes they had witnessed during the campaign, and avoided all talk of +their present situation. + +The sun had set long since. Bright stars shone out here and there in the +sky. A red glow as of a conflagration spread above the horizon from the +rising full moon, and that vast red ball swayed strangely in the gray +haze. It grew light. The evening was ending, but the night had not yet +come. Pierre got up and left his new companions, crossing between the +campfires to the other side of the road where he had been told the +common soldier prisoners were stationed. He wanted to talk to them. On +the road he was stopped by a French sentinel who ordered him back. + +Pierre turned back, not to his companions by the campfire, but to an +unharnessed cart where there was nobody. Tucking his legs under him and +dropping his head he sat down on the cold ground by the wheel of the +cart and remained motionless a long while sunk in thought. Suddenly he +burst out into a fit of his broad, good-natured laughter, so loud that +men from various sides turned with surprise to see what this strange and +evidently solitary laughter could mean. + +"Ha-ha-ha!" laughed Pierre. And he said aloud to himself: "The soldier +did not let me pass. They took me and shut me up. They hold me captive. +What, me? Me? My immortal soul? Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!..." and he laughed +till tears started to his eyes. + +A man got up and came to see what this queer big fellow was laughing at +all by himself. Pierre stopped laughing, got up, went farther away from +the inquisitive man, and looked around him. + +The huge, endless bivouac that had previously resounded with the +crackling of campfires and the voices of many men had grown quiet, the +red campfires were growing paler and dying down. High up in the light +sky hung the full moon. Forests and fields beyond the camp, unseen +before, were now visible in the distance. And farther still, beyond +those forests and fields, the bright, oscillating, limitless distance +lured one to itself. Pierre glanced up at the sky and the twinkling +stars in its faraway depths. "And all that is me, all that is within me, +and it is all I!" thought Pierre. "And they caught all that and put it +into a shed boarded up with planks!" He smiled, and went and lay down to +sleep beside his companions. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +In the early days of October another envoy came to Kutuzov with a letter +from Napoleon proposing peace and falsely dated from Moscow, though +Napoleon was already not far from Kutuzov on the old Kaluga road. +Kutuzov replied to this letter as he had done to the one formerly +brought by Lauriston, saying that there could be no question of peace. + +Soon after that a report was received from Dorokhov's guerrilla +detachment operating to the left of Tarutino that troops of Broussier's +division had been seen at Forminsk and that being separated from the +rest of the French army they might easily be destroyed. The soldiers and +officers again demanded action. Generals on the staff, excited by the +memory of the easy victory at Tarutino, urged Kutuzov to carry out +Dorokhov's suggestion. Kutuzov did not consider any offensive necessary. +The result was a compromise which was inevitable: a small detachment was +sent to Forminsk to attack Broussier. + +By a strange coincidence, this task, which turned out to be a most +difficult and important one, was entrusted to Dokhturov--that same +modest little Dokhturov whom no one had described to us as drawing up +plans of battles, dashing about in front of regiments, showering crosses +on batteries, and so on, and who was thought to be and was spoken of as +undecided and undiscerning--but whom we find commanding wherever the +position was most difficult all through the Russo-French wars from +Austerlitz to the year 1813. At Austerlitz he remained last at the +Augezd dam, rallying the regiments, saving what was possible when all +were flying and perishing and not a single general was left in the rear +guard. Ill with fever he went to Smolensk with twenty thousand men to +defend the town against Napoleon's whole army. In Smolensk, at the +Malakhov Gate, he had hardly dozed off in a paroxysm of fever before he +was awakened by the bombardment of the town--and Smolensk held out all +day long. At the battle of Borodino, when Bagration was killed and nine +tenths of the men of our left flank had fallen and the full force of the +French artillery fire was directed against it, the man sent there was +this same irresolute and undiscerning Dokhturov--Kutuzov hastening to +rectify a mistake he had made by sending someone else there first. And +the quiet little Dokhturov rode thither, and Borodino became the +greatest glory of the Russian army. Many heroes have been described to +us in verse and prose, but of Dokhturov scarcely a word has been said. + +It was Dokhturov again whom they sent to Forminsk and from there to +Malo-Yaroslavets, the place where the last battle with the French was +fought and where the obvious disintegration of the French army began; +and we are told of many geniuses and heroes of that period of the +campaign, but of Dokhturov nothing or very little is said and that +dubiously. And this silence about Dokhturov is the clearest testimony to +his merit. + +It is natural for a man who does not understand the workings of a +machine to imagine that a shaving that has fallen into it by chance and +is interfering with its action and tossing about in it is its most +important part. The man who does not understand the construction of the +machine cannot conceive that the small connecting cogwheel which +revolves quietly is one of the most essential parts of the machine, and +not the shaving which merely harms and hinders the working. + +On the tenth of October when Dokhturov had gone halfway to Forminsk and +stopped at the village of Aristovo, preparing faithfully to execute the +orders he had received, the whole French army having, in its convulsive +movement, reached Murat's position apparently in order to give battle-- +suddenly without any reason turned off to the left onto the new Kaluga +road and began to enter Forminsk, where only Broussier had been till +then. At that time Dokhturov had under his command, besides Dorokhov's +detachment, the two small guerrilla detachments of Figner and Seslavin. + +On the evening of October 11 Seslavin came to the Aristovo headquarters +with a French guardsman he had captured. The prisoner said that the +troops that had entered Forminsk that day were the vanguard of the whole +army, that Napoleon was there and the whole army had left Moscow four +days previously. That same evening a house serf who had come from +Borovsk said he had seen an immense army entering the town. Some +Cossacks of Dokhturov's detachment reported having sighted the French +Guards marching along the road to Borovsk. From all these reports it was +evident that where they had expected to meet a single division there was +now the whole French army marching from Moscow in an unexpected +direction--along the Kaluga road. Dokhturov was unwilling to undertake +any action, as it was not clear to him now what he ought to do. He had +been ordered to attack Forminsk. But only Broussier had been there at +that time and now the whole French army was there. Ermolov wished to act +on his own judgment, but Dokhturov insisted that he must have Kutuzov's +instructions. So it was decided to send a dispatch to the staff. + +For this purpose a capable officer, Bolkhovitinov, was chosen, who was +to explain the whole affair by word of mouth, besides delivering a +written report. Toward midnight Bolkhovitinov, having received the +dispatch and verbal instructions, galloped off to the General Staff +accompanied by a Cossack with spare horses. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +It was a warm, dark, autumn night. It had been raining for four days. +Having changed horses twice and galloped twenty miles in an hour and a +half over a sticky, muddy road, Bolkhovitinov reached Litashevka after +one o'clock at night. Dismounting at a cottage on whose wattle fence +hung a signboard, GENERAL STAFF, and throwing down his reins, he entered +a dark passage. + +"The general on duty, quick! It's very important!" said he to someone +who had risen and was sniffing in the dark passage. + +"He has been very unwell since the evening and this is the third night +he has not slept," said the orderly pleadingly in a whisper. "You should +wake the captain first." + +"But this is very important, from General Dokhturov," said +Bolkhovitinov, entering the open door which he had found by feeling in +the dark. + +The orderly had gone in before him and began waking somebody. + +"Your honor, your honor! A courier." + +"What? What's that? From whom?" came a sleepy voice. + +"From Dokhturov and from Alexey Petrovich. Napoleon is at Forminsk," +said Bolkhovitinov, unable to see in the dark who was speaking but +guessing by the voice that it was not Konovnitsyn. + +The man who had wakened yawned and stretched himself. + +"I don't like waking him," he said, fumbling for something. "He is very +ill. Perhaps this is only a rumor." + +"Here is the dispatch," said Bolkhovitinov. "My orders are to give it at +once to the general on duty." + +"Wait a moment, I'll light a candle. You damned rascal, where do you +always hide it?" said the voice of the man who was stretching himself, +to the orderly. (This was Shcherbinin, Konovnitsyn's adjutant.) "I've +found it, I've found it!" he added. + +The orderly was striking a light and Shcherbinin was fumbling for +something on the candlestick. + +"Oh, the nasty beasts!" said he with disgust. + +By the light of the sparks Bolkhovitinov saw Shcherbinin's youthful face +as he held the candle, and the face of another man who was still asleep. +This was Konovnitsyn. + +When the flame of the sulphur splinters kindled by the tinder burned up, +first blue and then red, Shcherbinin lit the tallow candle, from the +candlestick of which the cockroaches that had been gnawing it were +running away, and looked at the messenger. Bolkhovitinov was bespattered +all over with mud and had smeared his face by wiping it with his sleeve. + +"Who gave the report?" inquired Shcherbinin, taking the envelope. + +"The news is reliable," said Bolkhovitinov. "Prisoners, Cossacks, and +the scouts all say the same thing." + +"There's nothing to be done, we'll have to wake him," said Shcherbinin, +rising and going up to the man in the nightcap who lay covered by a +greatcoat. "Peter Petrovich!" said he. (Konovnitsyn did not stir.) "To +the General Staff!" he said with a smile, knowing that those words would +be sure to arouse him. + +And in fact the head in the nightcap was lifted at once. On +Konovnitsyn's handsome, resolute face with cheeks flushed by fever, +there still remained for an instant a faraway dreamy expression remote +from present affairs, but then he suddenly started and his face assumed +its habitual calm and firm appearance. + +"Well, what is it? From whom?" he asked immediately but without hurry, +blinking at the light. + +While listening to the officer's report Konovnitsyn broke the seal and +read the dispatch. Hardly had he done so before he lowered his legs in +their woolen stockings to the earthen floor and began putting on his +boots. Then he took off his nightcap, combed his hair over his temples, +and donned his cap. + +"Did you get here quickly? Let us go to his Highness." + +Konovnitsyn had understood at once that the news brought was of great +importance and that no time must be lost. He did not consider or ask +himself whether the news was good or bad. That did not interest him. He +regarded the whole business of the war not with his intelligence or his +reason but by something else. There was within him a deep unexpressed +conviction that all would be well, but that one must not trust to this +and still less speak about it, but must only attend to one's own work. +And he did his work, giving his whole strength to the task. + +Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn, like Dokhturov, seems to have been included +merely for propriety's sake in the list of the so-called heroes of 1812- +-the Barclays, Raevskis, Ermolovs, Platovs, and Miloradoviches. Like +Dokhturov he had the reputation of being a man of very limited capacity +and information, and like Dokhturov he never made plans of battle but +was always found where the situation was most difficult. Since his +appointment as general on duty he had always slept with his door open, +giving orders that every messenger should be allowed to wake him up. In +battle he was always under fire, so that Kutuzov reproved him for it and +feared to send him to the front, and like Dokhturov he was one of those +unnoticed cogwheels that, without clatter or noise, constitute the most +essential part of the machine. + +Coming out of the hut into the damp, dark night Konovnitsyn frowned-- +partly from an increased pain in his head and partly at the unpleasant +thought that occurred to him, of how all that nest of influential men on +the staff would be stirred up by this news, especially Bennigsen, who +ever since Tarutino had been at daggers drawn with Kutuzov; and how they +would make suggestions, quarrel, issue orders, and rescind them. And +this premonition was disagreeable to him though he knew it could not be +helped. + +And in fact Toll, to whom he went to communicate the news, immediately +began to expound his plans to a general sharing his quarters, until +Konovnitsyn, who listened in weary silence, reminded him that they must +go to see his Highness. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Kutuzov like all old people did not sleep much at night. He often fell +asleep unexpectedly in the daytime, but at night, lying on his bed +without undressing, he generally remained awake thinking. + +So he lay now on his bed, supporting his large, heavy, scarred head on +his plump hand, with his one eye open, meditating and peering into the +darkness. + +Since Bennigsen, who corresponded with the Emperor and had more +influence than anyone else on the staff, had begun to avoid him, Kutuzov +was more at ease as to the possibility of himself and his troops being +obliged to take part in useless aggressive movements. The lesson of the +Tarutino battle and of the day before it, which Kutuzov remembered with +pain, must, he thought, have some effect on others too. + +"They must understand that we can only lose by taking the offensive. +Patience and time are my warriors, my champions," thought Kutuzov. He +knew that an apple should not be plucked while it is green. It will fall +of itself when ripe, but if picked unripe the apple is spoiled, the tree +is harmed, and your teeth are set on edge. Like an experienced sportsman +he knew that the beast was wounded, and wounded as only the whole +strength of Russia could have wounded it, but whether it was mortally +wounded or not was still an undecided question. Now by the fact of +Lauriston and Barthelemi having been sent, and by the reports of the +guerrillas, Kutuzov was almost sure that the wound was mortal. But he +needed further proofs and it was necessary to wait. + +"They want to run to see how they have wounded it. Wait and we shall +see! Continual maneuvers, continual advances!" thought he. "What for? +Only to distinguish themselves! As if fighting were fun. They are like +children from whom one can't get any sensible account of what has +happened because they all want to show how well they can fight. But +that's not what is needed now. + +"And what ingenious maneuvers they all propose to me! It seems to them +that when they have thought of two or three contingencies" (he +remembered the general plan sent him from Petersburg) "they have +foreseen everything. But the contingencies are endless." + +The undecided question as to whether the wound inflicted at Borodino was +mortal or not had hung over Kutuzov's head for a whole month. On the one +hand the French had occupied Moscow. On the other Kutuzov felt assured +with all his being that the terrible blow into which he and all the +Russians had put their whole strength must have been mortal. But in any +case proofs were needed; he had waited a whole month for them and grew +more impatient the longer he waited. Lying on his bed during those +sleepless nights he did just what he reproached those younger generals +for doing. He imagined all sorts of possible contingencies, just like +the younger men, but with this difference, that he saw thousands of +contingencies instead of two or three and based nothing on them. The +longer he thought the more contingencies presented themselves. He +imagined all sorts of movements of the Napoleonic army as a whole or in +sections--against Petersburg, or against him, or to outflank him. He +thought too of the possibility (which he feared most of all) that +Napoleon might fight him with his own weapon and remain in Moscow +awaiting him. Kutuzov even imagined that Napoleon's army might turn back +through Medyn and Yukhnov, but the one thing he could not foresee was +what happened--the insane, convulsive stampede of Napoleon's army during +its first eleven days after leaving Moscow: a stampede which made +possible what Kutuzov had not yet even dared to think of--the complete +extermination of the French. Dorokhov's report about Broussier's +division, the guerrillas' reports of distress in Napoleon's army, rumors +of preparations for leaving Moscow, all confirmed the supposition that +the French army was beaten and preparing for flight. But these were only +suppositions, which seemed important to the younger men but not to +Kutuzov. With his sixty years' experience he knew what value to attach +to rumors, knew how apt people who desire anything are to group all news +so that it appears to confirm what they desire, and he knew how readily +in such cases they omit all that makes for the contrary. And the more he +desired it the less he allowed himself to believe it. This question +absorbed all his mental powers. All else was to him only life's +customary routine. To such customary routine belonged his conversations +with the staff, the letters he wrote from Tarutino to Madame de Stael, +the reading of novels, the distribution of awards, his correspondence +with Petersburg, and so on. But the destruction of the French, which he +alone foresaw, was his heart's one desire. + +On the night of the eleventh of October he lay leaning on his arm and +thinking of that. + +There was a stir in the next room and he heard the steps of Toll, +Konovnitsyn, and Bolkhovitinov. + +"Eh, who's there? Come in, come in! What news?" the field marshal called +out to them. + +While a footman was lighting a candle, Toll communicated the substance +of the news. + +"Who brought it?" asked Kutuzov with a look which, when the candle was +lit, struck Toll by its cold severity. + +"There can be no doubt about it, your Highness." + +"Call him in, call him here." + +Kutuzov sat up with one leg hanging down from the bed and his big paunch +resting against the other which was doubled under him. He screwed up his +seeing eye to scrutinize the messenger more carefully, as if wishing to +read in his face what preoccupied his own mind. + +"Tell me, tell me, friend," said he to Bolkhovitinov in his low, aged +voice, as he pulled together the shirt which gaped open on his chest, +"come nearer--nearer. What news have you brought me? Eh? That Napoleon +has left Moscow? Are you sure? Eh?" + +Bolkhovitinov gave a detailed account from the beginning of all he had +been told to report. + +"Speak quicker, quicker! Don't torture me!" Kutuzov interrupted him. + +Bolkhovitinov told him everything and was then silent, awaiting +instructions. Toll was beginning to say something but Kutuzov checked +him. He tried to say something, but his face suddenly puckered and +wrinkled; he waved his arm at Toll and turned to the opposite side of +the room, to the corner darkened by the icons that hung there. + +"O Lord, my Creator, Thou has heard our prayer..." said he in a +tremulous voice with folded hands. "Russia is saved. I thank Thee, O +Lord!" and he wept. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +From the time he received this news to the end of the campaign all +Kutuzov's activity was directed toward restraining his troops, by +authority, by guile, and by entreaty, from useless attacks, maneuvers, +or encounters with the perishing enemy. Dokhturov went to Malo- +Yaroslavets, but Kutuzov lingered with the main army and gave orders for +the evacuation of Kaluga--a retreat beyond which town seemed to him +quite possible. + +Everywhere Kutuzov retreated, but the enemy without waiting for his +retreat fled in the opposite direction. + +Napoleon's historians describe to us his skilled maneuvers at Tarutino +and Malo-Yaroslavets, and make conjectures as to what would have +happened had Napoleon been in time to penetrate into the rich southern +provinces. + +But not to speak of the fact that nothing prevented him from advancing +into those southern provinces (for the Russian army did not bar his +way), the historians forget that nothing could have saved his army, for +then already it bore within itself the germs of inevitable ruin. How +could that army--which had found abundant supplies in Moscow and had +trampled them underfoot instead of keeping them, and on arriving at +Smolensk had looted provisions instead of storing them--how could that +army recuperate in Kaluga province, which was inhabited by Russians such +as those who lived in Moscow, and where fire had the same property of +consuming what was set ablaze? + +That army could not recover anywhere. Since the battle of Borodino and +the pillage of Moscow it had borne within itself, as it were, the +chemical elements of dissolution. + +The members of what had once been an army--Napoleon himself and all his +soldiers fled--without knowing whither, each concerned only to make his +escape as quickly as possible from this position, of the hopelessness of +which they were all more or less vaguely conscious. + +So it came about that at the council at Malo-Yaroslavets, when the +generals pretending to confer together expressed various opinions, all +mouths were closed by the opinion uttered by the simple-minded soldier +Mouton who, speaking last, said what they all felt: that the one thing +needful was to get away as quickly as possible; and no one, not even +Napoleon, could say anything against that truth which they all +recognized. + +But though they all realized that it was necessary to get away, there +still remained a feeling of shame at admitting that they must flee. An +external shock was needed to overcome that shame, and this shock came in +due time. It was what the French called "le hourra de l'Empereur." + +The day after the council at Malo-Yaroslavets Napoleon rode out early in +the morning amid the lines of his army with his suite of marshals and an +escort, on the pretext of inspecting the army and the scene of the +previous and of the impending battle. Some Cossacks on the prowl for +booty fell in with the Emperor and very nearly captured him. If the +Cossacks did not capture Napoleon then, what saved him was the very +thing that was destroying the French army, the booty on which the +Cossacks fell. Here as at Tarutino they went after plunder, leaving the +men. Disregarding Napoleon they rushed after the plunder and Napoleon +managed to escape. + +When les enfants du Don might so easily have taken the Emperor himself +in the midst of his army, it was clear that there was nothing for it but +to fly as fast as possible along the nearest, familiar road. Napoleon +with his forty-year-old stomach understood that hint, not feeling his +former agility and boldness, and under the influence of the fright the +Cossacks had given him he at once agreed with Mouton and issued orders-- +as the historians tell us--to retreat by the Smolensk road. + +That Napoleon agreed with Mouton, and that the army retreated, does not +prove that Napoleon caused it to retreat, but that the forces which +influenced the whole army and directed it along the Mozhaysk (that is, +the Smolensk) road acted simultaneously on him also. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +A man in motion always devises an aim for that motion. To be able to go +a thousand miles he must imagine that something good awaits him at the +end of those thousand miles. One must have the prospect of a promised +land to have the strength to move. + +The promised land for the French during their advance had been Moscow, +during their retreat it was their native land. But that native land was +too far off, and for a man going a thousand miles it is absolutely +necessary to set aside his final goal and to say to himself: "Today I +shall get to a place twenty-five miles off where I shall rest and spend +the night," and during the first day's journey that resting place +eclipses his ultimate goal and attracts all his hopes and desires. And +the impulses felt by a single person are always magnified in a crowd. + +For the French retreating along the old Smolensk road, the final goal-- +their native land--was too remote, and their immediate goal was +Smolensk, toward which all their desires and hopes, enormously +intensified in the mass, urged them on. It was not that they knew that +much food and fresh troops awaited them in Smolensk, nor that they were +told so (on the contrary their superior officers, and Napoleon himself, +knew that provisions were scarce there), but because this alone could +give them strength to move on and endure their present privations. So +both those who knew and those who did not know deceived themselves, and +pushed on to Smolensk as to a promised land. + +Coming out onto the highroad the French fled with surprising energy and +unheard-of rapidity toward the goal they had fixed on. Besides the +common impulse which bound the whole crowd of French into one mass and +supplied them with a certain energy, there was another cause binding +them together--their great numbers. As with the physical law of gravity, +their enormous mass drew the individual human atoms to itself. In their +hundreds of thousands they moved like a whole nation. + +Each of them desired nothing more than to give himself up as a prisoner +to escape from all this horror and misery; but on the one hand the force +of this common attraction to Smolensk, their goal, drew each of them in +the same direction; on the other hand an army corps could not surrender +to a company, and though the French availed themselves of every +convenient opportunity to detach themselves and to surrender on the +slightest decent pretext, such pretexts did not always occur. Their very +numbers and their crowded and swift movement deprived them of that +possibility and rendered it not only difficult but impossible for the +Russians to stop this movement, to which the French were directing all +their energies. Beyond a certain limit no mechanical disruption of the +body could hasten the process of decomposition. + +A lump of snow cannot be melted instantaneously. There is a certain +limit of time in less than which no amount of heat can melt the snow. On +the contrary the greater the heat the more solidified the remaining snow +becomes. + +Of the Russian commanders Kutuzov alone understood this. When the flight +of the French army along the Smolensk road became well defined, what +Konovnitsyn had foreseen on the night of the eleventh of October began +to occur. The superior officers all wanted to distinguish themselves, to +cut off, to seize, to capture, and to overthrow the French, and all +clamored for action. + +Kutuzov alone used all his power (and such power is very limited in the +case of any commander-in-chief) to prevent an attack. + +He could not tell them what we say now: "Why fight, why block the road, +losing our own men and inhumanly slaughtering unfortunate wretches? What +is the use of that, when a third of their army has melted away on the +road from Moscow to Vyazma without any battle?" But drawing from his +aged wisdom what they could understand, he told them of the golden +bridge, and they laughed at and slandered him, flinging themselves on, +rending and exulting over the dying beast. + +Ermolov, Miloradovich, Platov, and others in proximity to the French +near Vyazma could not resist their desire to cut off and break up two +French corps, and by way of reporting their intention to Kutuzov they +sent him a blank sheet of paper in an envelope. + +And try as Kutuzov might to restrain the troops, our men attacked, +trying to bar the road. Infantry regiments, we are told, advanced to the +attack with music and with drums beating, and killed and lost thousands +of men. + +But they did not cut off or overthrow anybody and the French army, +closing up more firmly at the danger, continued, while steadily melting +away, to pursue its fatal path to Smolensk. + +BOOK FOURTEEN: 1812 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +The Battle of Borodino, with the occupation of Moscow that followed it +and the flight of the French without further conflicts, is one of the +most instructive phenomena in history. + +All historians agree that the external activity of states and nations in +their conflicts with one another is expressed in wars, and that as a +direct result of greater or less success in war the political strength +of states and nations increases or decreases. + +Strange as may be the historical account of how some king or emperor, +having quarreled with another, collects an army, fights his enemy's +army, gains a victory by killing three, five, or ten thousand men, and +subjugates a kingdom and an entire nation of several millions, all the +facts of history (as far as we know it) confirm the truth of the +statement that the greater or lesser success of one army against another +is the cause, or at least an essential indication, of an increase or +decrease in the strength of the nation--even though it is unintelligible +why the defeat of an army--a hundredth part of a nation--should oblige +that whole nation to submit. An army gains a victory, and at once the +rights of the conquering nation have increased to the detriment of the +defeated. An army has suffered defeat, and at once a people loses its +rights in proportion to the severity of the reverse, and if its army +suffers a complete defeat the nation is quite subjugated. + +So according to history it has been found from the most ancient times, +and so it is to our own day. All Napoleon's wars serve to confirm this +rule. In proportion to the defeat of the Austrian army Austria loses its +rights, and the rights and the strength of France increase. The +victories of the French at Jena and Auerstadt destroy the independent +existence of Prussia. + +But then, in 1812, the French gain a victory near Moscow. Moscow is +taken and after that, with no further battles, it is not Russia that +ceases to exist, but the French army of six hundred thousand, and then +Napoleonic France itself. To strain the facts to fit the rules of +history: to say that the field of battle at Borodino remained in the +hands of the Russians, or that after Moscow there were other battles +that destroyed Napoleon's army, is impossible. + +After the French victory at Borodino there was no general engagement nor +any that were at all serious, yet the French army ceased to exist. What +does this mean? If it were an example taken from the history of China, +we might say that it was not an historic phenomenon (which is the +historians' usual expedient when anything does not fit their standards); +if the matter concerned some brief conflict in which only a small number +of troops took part, we might treat it as an exception; but this event +occurred before our fathers' eyes, and for them it was a question of the +life or death of their fatherland, and it happened in the greatest of +all known wars. + +The period of the campaign of 1812 from the battle of Borodino to the +expulsion of the French proved that the winning of a battle does not +produce a conquest and is not even an invariable indication of conquest; +it proved that the force which decides the fate of peoples lies not in +the conquerors, nor even in armies and battles, but in something else. + +The French historians, describing the condition of the French army +before it left Moscow, affirm that all was in order in the Grand Army, +except the cavalry, the artillery, and the transport--there was no +forage for the horses or the cattle. That was a misfortune no one could +remedy, for the peasants of the district burned their hay rather than +let the French have it. + +The victory gained did not bring the usual results because the peasants +Karp and Vlas (who after the French had evacuated Moscow drove in their +carts to pillage the town, and in general personally failed to manifest +any heroic feelings), and the whole innumerable multitude of such +peasants, did not bring their hay to Moscow for the high price offered +them, but burned it instead. + +Let us imagine two men who have come out to fight a duel with rapiers +according to all the rules of the art of fencing. The fencing has gone +on for some time; suddenly one of the combatants, feeling himself +wounded and understanding that the matter is no joke but concerns his +life, throws down his rapier, and seizing the first cudgel that comes to +hand begins to brandish it. Then let us imagine that the combatant who +so sensibly employed the best and simplest means to attain his end was +at the same time influenced by traditions of chivalry and, desiring to +conceal the facts of the case, insisted that he had gained his victory +with the rapier according to all the rules of art. One can imagine what +confusion and obscurity would result from such an account of the duel. + +The fencer who demanded a contest according to the rules of fencing was +the French army; his opponent who threw away the rapier and snatched up +the cudgel was the Russian people; those who try to explain the matter +according to the rules of fencing are the historians who have described +the event. + +After the burning of Smolensk a war began which did not follow any +previous traditions of war. The burning of towns and villages, the +retreats after battles, the blow dealt at Borodino and the renewed +retreat, the burning of Moscow, the capture of marauders, the seizure of +transports, and the guerrilla war were all departures from the rules. + +Napoleon felt this, and from the time he took up the correct fencing +attitude in Moscow and instead of his opponent's rapier saw a cudgel +raised above his head, he did not cease to complain to Kutuzov and to +the Emperor Alexander that the war was being carried on contrary to all +the rules--as if there were any rules for killing people. In spite of +the complaints of the French as to the nonobservance of the rules, in +spite of the fact that to some highly placed Russians it seemed rather +disgraceful to fight with a cudgel and they wanted to assume a pose en +quarte or en tierce according to all the rules, and to make an adroit +thrust en prime, and so on--the cudgel of the people's war was lifted +with all its menacing and majestic strength, and without consulting +anyone's tastes or rules and regardless of anything else, it rose and +fell with stupid simplicity, but consistently, and belabored the French +till the whole invasion had perished. + +And it is well for a people who do not--as the French did in 1813-- +salute according to all the rules of art, and, presenting the hilt of +their rapier gracefully and politely, hand it to their magnanimous +conqueror, but at the moment of trial, without asking what rules others +have adopted in similar cases, simply and easily pick up the first +cudgel that comes to hand and strike with it till the feeling of +resentment and revenge in their soul yields to a feeling of contempt and +compassion. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +One of the most obvious and advantageous departures from the so-called +laws of war is the action of scattered groups against men pressed +together in a mass. Such action always occurs in wars that take on a +national character. In such actions, instead of two crowds opposing each +other, the men disperse, attack singly, run away when attacked by +stronger forces, but again attack when opportunity offers. This was done +by the guerrillas in Spain, by the mountain tribes in the Caucasus, and +by the Russians in 1812. + +People have called this kind of war "guerrilla warfare" and assume that +by so calling it they have explained its meaning. But such a war does +not fit in under any rule and is directly opposed to a well-known rule +of tactics which is accepted as infallible. That rule says that an +attacker should concentrate his forces in order to be stronger than his +opponent at the moment of conflict. + +Guerrilla war (always successful, as history shows) directly infringes +that rule. + +This contradiction arises from the fact that military science assumes +the strength of an army to be identical with its numbers. Military +science says that the more troops the greater the strength. Les gros +bataillons ont toujours raison. * + + +* Large battalions are always victorious. + +For military science to say this is like defining momentum in mechanics +by reference to the mass only: stating that momenta are equal or unequal +to each other simply because the masses involved are equal or unequal. + +Momentum (quantity of motion) is the product of mass and velocity. + +In military affairs the strength of an army is the product of its mass +and some unknown x. + +Military science, seeing in history innumerable instances of the fact +that the size of any army does not coincide with its strength and that +small detachments defeat larger ones, obscurely admits the existence of +this unknown factor and tries to discover it--now in a geometric +formation, now in the equipment employed, now, and most usually, in the +genius of the commanders. But the assignment of these various meanings +to the factor does not yield results which accord with the historic +facts. + +Yet it is only necessary to abandon the false view (adopted to gratify +the "heroes") of the efficacy of the directions issued in wartime by +commanders, in order to find this unknown quantity. + +That unknown quantity is the spirit of the army, that is to say, the +greater or lesser readiness to fight and face danger felt by all the men +composing an army, quite independently of whether they are, or are not, +fighting under the command of a genius, in two--or three-line formation, +with cudgels or with rifles that repeat thirty times a minute. Men who +want to fight will always put themselves in the most advantageous +conditions for fighting. + +The spirit of an army is the factor which multiplied by the mass gives +the resulting force. To define and express the significance of this +unknown factor--the spirit of an army--is a problem for science. + +This problem is only solvable if we cease arbitrarily to substitute for +the unknown x itself the conditions under which that force becomes +apparent--such as the commands of the general, the equipment employed, +and so on--mistaking these for the real significance of the factor, and +if we recognize this unknown quantity in its entirety as being the +greater or lesser desire to fight and to face danger. Only then, +expressing known historic facts by equations and comparing the relative +significance of this factor, can we hope to define the unknown. + +Ten men, battalions, or divisions, fighting fifteen men, battalions, or +divisions, conquer--that is, kill or take captive--all the others, while +themselves losing four, so that on the one side four and on the other +fifteen were lost. Consequently the four were equal to the fifteen, and +therefore 4x = 15y. Consequently x/y = 15/4. This equation does not give +us the value of the unknown factor but gives us a ratio between two +unknowns. And by bringing variously selected historic units (battles, +campaigns, periods of war) into such equations, a series of numbers +could be obtained in which certain laws should exist and might be +discovered. + +The tactical rule that an army should act in masses when attacking, and +in smaller groups in retreat, unconsciously confirms the truth that the +strength of an army depends on its spirit. To lead men forward under +fire more discipline (obtainable only by movement in masses) is needed +than is needed to resist attacks. But this rule which leaves out of +account the spirit of the army continually proves incorrect and is in +particularly striking contrast to the facts when some strong rise or +fall in the spirit of the troops occurs, as in all national wars. + +The French, retreating in 1812--though according to tactics they should +have separated into detachments to defend themselves--congregated into a +mass because the spirit of the army had so fallen that only the mass +held the army together. The Russians, on the contrary, ought according +to tactics to have attacked in mass, but in fact they split up into +small units, because their spirit had so risen that separate +individuals, without orders, dealt blows at the French without needing +any compulsion to induce them to expose themselves to hardships and +dangers. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +The so-called partisan war began with the entry of the French into +Smolensk. + +Before partisan warfare had been officially recognized by the +government, thousands of enemy stragglers, marauders, and foragers had +been destroyed by the Cossacks and the peasants, who killed them off as +instinctively as dogs worry a stray mad dog to death. Denis Davydov, +with his Russian instinct, was the first to recognize the value of this +terrible cudgel which regardless of the rules of military science +destroyed the French, and to him belongs the credit for taking the first +step toward regularizing this method of warfare. + +On August 24 Davydov's first partisan detachment was formed and then +others were recognized. The further the campaign progressed the more +numerous these detachments became. + +The irregulars destroyed the great army piecemeal. They gathered the +fallen leaves that dropped of themselves from that withered tree--the +French army--and sometimes shook that tree itself. By October, when the +French were fleeing toward Smolensk, there were hundreds of such +companies, of various sizes and characters. There were some that adopted +all the army methods and had infantry, artillery, staffs, and the +comforts of life. Others consisted solely of Cossack cavalry. There were +also small scratch groups of foot and horse, and groups of peasants and +landowners that remained unknown. A sacristan commanded one party which +captured several hundred prisoners in the course of a month; and there +was Vasilisa, the wife of a village elder, who slew hundreds of the +French. + +The partisan warfare flamed up most fiercely in the latter days of +October. Its first period had passed: when the partisans themselves, +amazed at their own boldness, feared every minute to be surrounded and +captured by the French, and hid in the forests without unsaddling, +hardly daring to dismount and always expecting to be pursued. By the end +of October this kind of warfare had taken definite shape: it had become +clear to all what could be ventured against the French and what could +not. Now only the commanders of detachments with staffs, and moving +according to rules at a distance from the French, still regarded many +things as impossible. The small bands that had started their activities +long before and had already observed the French closely considered +things possible which the commanders of the big detachments did not dare +to contemplate. The Cossacks and peasants who crept in among the French +now considered everything possible. + +On October 22, Denisov (who was one of the irregulars) was with his +group at the height of the guerrilla enthusiasm. Since early morning he +and his party had been on the move. All day long he had been watching +from the forest that skirted the highroad a large French convoy of +cavalry baggage and Russian prisoners separated from the rest of the +army, which--as was learned from spies and prisoners--was moving under a +strong escort to Smolensk. Besides Denisov and Dolokhov (who also led a +small party and moved in Denisov's vicinity), the commanders of some +large divisions with staffs also knew of this convoy and, as Denisov +expressed it, were sharpening their teeth for it. Two of the commanders +of large parties--one a Pole and the other a German--sent invitations to +Denisov almost simultaneously, requesting him to join up with their +divisions to attack the convoy. + +"No, bwother, I have gwown mustaches myself," said Denisov on reading +these documents, and he wrote to the German that, despite his heartfelt +desire to serve under so valiant and renowned a general, he had to forgo +that pleasure because he was already under the command of the Polish +general. To the Polish general he replied to the same effect, informing +him that he was already under the command of the German. + +Having arranged matters thus, Denisov and Dolokhov intended, without +reporting matters to the higher command, to attack and seize that convoy +with their own small forces. On October 22 it was moving from the +village of Mikulino to that of Shamshevo. To the left of the road +between Mikulino and Shamshevo there were large forests, extending in +some places up to the road itself though in others a mile or more back +from it. Through these forests Denisov and his party rode all day, +sometimes keeping well back in them and sometimes coming to the very +edge, but never losing sight of the moving French. That morning, +Cossacks of Denisov's party had seized and carried off into the forest +two wagons loaded with cavalry saddles, which had stuck in the mud not +far from Mikulino where the forest ran close to the road. Since then, +and until evening, the party had watched the movements of the French +without attacking. It was necessary to let the French reach Shamshevo +quietly without alarming them and then, after joining Dolokhov who was +to come that evening to a consultation at a watchman's hut in the forest +less than a mile from Shamshevo, to surprise the French at dawn, falling +like an avalanche on their heads from two sides, and rout and capture +them all at one blow. + +In their rear, more than a mile from Mikulino where the forest came +right up to the road, six Cossacks were posted to report if any fresh +columns of French should show themselves. + +Beyond Shamshevo, Dolokhov was to observe the road in the same way, to +find out at what distance there were other French troops. They reckoned +that the convoy had fifteen hundred men. Denisov had two hundred, and +Dolokhov might have as many more, but the disparity of numbers did not +deter Denisov. All that he now wanted to know was what troops these were +and to learn that he had to capture a "tongue"--that is, a man from the +enemy column. That morning's attack on the wagons had been made so +hastily that the Frenchmen with the wagons had all been killed; only a +little drummer boy had been taken alive, and as he was a straggler he +could tell them nothing definite about the troops in that column. + +Denisov considered it dangerous to make a second attack for fear of +putting the whole column on the alert, so he sent Tikhon Shcherbaty, a +peasant of his party, to Shamshevo to try and seize at least one of the +French quartermasters who had been sent on in advance. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +It was a warm rainy autumn day. The sky and the horizon were both the +color of muddy water. At times a sort of mist descended, and then +suddenly heavy slanting rain came down. + +Denisov in a felt cloak and a sheepskin cap from which the rain ran down +was riding a thin thoroughbred horse with sunken sides. Like his horse, +which turned its head and laid its ears back, he shrank from the driving +rain and gazed anxiously before him. His thin face with its short, thick +black beard looked angry. + +Beside Denisov rode an esaul, * Denisov's fellow worker, also in felt +cloak and sheepskin cap, and riding a large sleek Don horse. + + +* A captain of Cossacks. + +Esaul Lovayski the Third was a tall man as straight as an arrow, pale- +faced, fair-haired, with narrow light eyes and with calm self- +satisfaction in his face and bearing. Though it was impossible to say in +what the peculiarity of the horse and rider lay, yet at first glance at +the esaul and Denisov one saw that the latter was wet and uncomfortable +and was a man mounted on a horse, while looking at the esaul one saw +that he was as comfortable and as much at ease as always and that he was +not a man who had mounted a horse, but a man who was one with his horse, +a being consequently possessed of twofold strength. + +A little ahead of them walked a peasant guide, wet to the skin and +wearing a gray peasant coat and a white knitted cap. + +A little behind, on a poor, small, lean Kirghiz mount with an enormous +tail and mane and a bleeding mouth, rode a young officer in a blue +French overcoat. + +Beside him rode an hussar, with a boy in a tattered French uniform and +blue cap behind him on the crupper of his horse. The boy held on to the +hussar with cold, red hands, and raising his eyebrows gazed about him +with surprise. This was the French drummer boy captured that morning. + +Behind them along the narrow, sodden, cutup forest road came hussars in +threes and fours, and then Cossacks: some in felt cloaks, some in French +greatcoats, and some with horsecloths over their heads. The horses, +being drenched by the rain, all looked black whether chestnut or bay. +Their necks, with their wet, close-clinging manes, looked strangely +thin. Steam rose from them. Clothes, saddles, reins, were all wet, +slippery, and sodden, like the ground and the fallen leaves that strewed +the road. The men sat huddled up trying not to stir, so as to warm the +water that had trickled to their bodies and not admit the fresh cold +water that was leaking in under their seats, their knees, and at the +back of their necks. In the midst of the outspread line of Cossacks two +wagons, drawn by French horses and by saddled Cossack horses that had +been hitched on in front, rumbled over the tree stumps and branches and +splashed through the water that lay in the ruts. + +Denisov's horse swerved aside to avoid a pool in the track and bumped +his rider's knee against a tree. + +"Oh, the devil!" exclaimed Denisov angrily, and showing his teeth he +struck his horse three times with his whip, splashing himself and his +comrades with mud. + +Denisov was out of sorts both because of the rain and also from hunger +(none of them had eaten anything since morning), and yet more because he +still had no news from Dolokhov and the man sent to capture a "tongue" +had not returned. + +"There'll hardly be another such chance to fall on a transport as today. +It's too risky to attack them by oneself, and if we put it off till +another day one of the big guerrilla detachments will snatch the prey +from under our noses," thought Denisov, continually peering forward, +hoping to see a messenger from Dolokhov. + +On coming to a path in the forest along which he could see far to the +right, Denisov stopped. + +"There's someone coming," said he. + +The esaul looked in the direction Denisov indicated. + +"There are two, an officer and a Cossack. But it is not presupposable +that it is the lieutenant colonel himself," said the esaul, who was fond +of using words the Cossacks did not know. + +The approaching riders having descended a decline were no longer +visible, but they reappeared a few minutes later. In front, at a weary +gallop and using his leather whip, rode an officer, disheveled and +drenched, whose trousers had worked up to above his knees. Behind him, +standing in the stirrups, trotted a Cossack. The officer, a very young +lad with a broad rosy face and keen merry eyes, galloped up to Denisov +and handed him a sodden envelope. + +"From the general," said the officer. "Please excuse its not being quite +dry." + +Denisov, frowning, took the envelope and opened it. + +"There, they kept telling us: 'It's dangerous, it's dangerous,'" said +the officer, addressing the esaul while Denisov was reading the +dispatch. "But Komarov and I"--he pointed to the Cossack--"were +prepared. We have each of us two pistols.... But what's this?" he asked, +noticing the French drummer boy. "A prisoner? You've already been in +action? May I speak to him?" + +"Wostov! Petya!" exclaimed Denisov, having run through the dispatch. +"Why didn't you say who you were?" and turning with a smile he held out +his hand to the lad. + +The officer was Petya Rostov. + +All the way Petya had been preparing himself to behave with Denisov as +befitted a grownup man and an officer--without hinting at their previous +acquaintance. But as soon as Denisov smiled at him Petya brightened up, +blushed with pleasure, forgot the official manner he had been +rehearsing, and began telling him how he had already been in a battle +near Vyazma and how a certain hussar had distinguished himself there. + +"Well, I am glad to see you," Denisov interrupted him, and his face +again assumed its anxious expression. + +"Michael Feoklitych," said he to the esaul, "this is again fwom that +German, you know. He"--he indicated Petya--"is serving under him." + +And Denisov told the esaul that the dispatch just delivered was a +repetition of the German general's demand that he should join forces +with him for an attack on the transport. + +"If we don't take it tomowwow, he'll snatch it fwom under our noses," he +added. + +While Denisov was talking to the esaul, Petya--abashed by Denisov's cold +tone and supposing that it was due to the condition of his trousers-- +furtively tried to pull them down under his greatcoat so that no one +should notice it, while maintaining as martial an air as possible. + +"Will there be any orders, your honor?" he asked Denisov, holding his +hand at the salute and resuming the game of adjutant and general for +which he had prepared himself, "or shall I remain with your honor?" + +"Orders?" Denisov repeated thoughtfully. "But can you stay till +tomowwow?" + +"Oh, please... May I stay with you?" cried Petya. + +"But, just what did the genewal tell you? To weturn at once?" asked +Denisov. + +Petya blushed. + +"He gave me no instructions. I think I could?" he returned, inquiringly. + +"Well, all wight," said Denisov. + +And turning to his men he directed a party to go on to the halting place +arranged near the watchman's hut in the forest, and told the officer on +the Kirghiz horse (who performed the duties of an adjutant) to go and +find out where Dolokhov was and whether he would come that evening. +Denisov himself intended going with the esaul and Petya to the edge of +the forest where it reached out to Shamshevo, to have a look at the part +of the French bivouac they were to attack next day. + +"Well, old fellow," said he to the peasant guide, "lead us to +Shamshevo." + +Denisov, Petya, and the esaul, accompanied by some Cossacks and the +hussar who had the prisoner, rode to the left across a ravine to the +edge of the forest. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +The rain had stopped, and only the mist was falling and drops from the +trees. Denisov, the esaul, and Petya rode silently, following the +peasant in the knitted cap who, stepping lightly with outturned toes and +moving noiselessly in his bast shoes over the roots and wet leaves, +silently led them to the edge of the forest. + +He ascended an incline, stopped, looked about him, and advanced to where +the screen of trees was less dense. On reaching a large oak tree that +had not yet shed its leaves, he stopped and beckoned mysteriously to +them with his hand. + +Denisov and Petya rode up to him. From the spot where the peasant was +standing they could see the French. Immediately beyond the forest, on a +downward slope, lay a field of spring rye. To the right, beyond a steep +ravine, was a small village and a landowner's house with a broken roof. +In the village, in the house, in the garden, by the well, by the pond, +over all the rising ground, and all along the road uphill from the +bridge leading to the village, not more than five hundred yards away, +crowds of men could be seen through the shimmering mist. Their un- +Russian shouting at their horses which were straining uphill with the +carts, and their calls to one another, could be clearly heard. + +"Bwing the prisoner here," said Denisov in a low voice, not taking his +eyes off the French. + +A Cossack dismounted, lifted the boy down, and took him to Denisov. +Pointing to the French troops, Denisov asked him what these and those of +them were. The boy, thrusting his cold hands into his pockets and +lifting his eyebrows, looked at Denisov in affright, but in spite of an +evident desire to say all he knew gave confused answers, merely +assenting to everything Denisov asked him. Denisov turned away from him +frowning and addressed the esaul, conveying his own conjectures to him. + +Petya, rapidly turning his head, looked now at the drummer boy, now at +Denisov, now at the esaul, and now at the French in the village and +along the road, trying not to miss anything of importance. + +"Whether Dolokhov comes or not, we must seize it, eh?" said Denisov with +a merry sparkle in his eyes. + +"It is a very suitable spot," said the esaul. + +"We'll send the infantwy down by the swamps," Denisov continued. +"They'll cweep up to the garden; you'll wide up fwom there with the +Cossacks"--he pointed to a spot in the forest beyond the village--"and I +with my hussars fwom here. And at the signal shot..." + +"The hollow is impassable--there's a swamp there," said the esaul. "The +horses would sink. We must ride round more to the left...." + +While they were talking in undertones the crack of a shot sounded from +the low ground by the pond, a puff of white smoke appeared, then +another, and the sound of hundreds of seemingly merry French voices +shouting together came up from the slope. For a moment Denisov and the +esaul drew back. They were so near that they thought they were the cause +of the firing and shouting. But the firing and shouting did not relate +to them. Down below, a man wearing something red was running through the +marsh. The French were evidently firing and shouting at him. + +"Why, that's our Tikhon," said the esaul. + +"So it is! It is!" + +"The wascal!" said Denisov. + +"He'll get away!" said the esaul, screwing up his eyes. + +The man whom they called Tikhon, having run to the stream, plunged in so +that the water splashed in the air, and, having disappeared for an +instant, scrambled out on all fours, all black with the wet, and ran on. +The French who had been pursuing him stopped. + +"Smart, that!" said the esaul. + +"What a beast!" said Denisov with his former look of vexation. "What has +he been doing all this time?" + +"Who is he?" asked Petya. + +"He's our plastun. I sent him to capture a 'tongue.'" + +"Oh, yes," said Petya, nodding at the first words Denisov uttered as if +he understood it all, though he really did not understand anything of +it. + +Tikhon Shcherbaty was one of the most indispensable men in their band. +He was a peasant from Pokrovsk, near the river Gzhat. When Denisov had +come to Pokrovsk at the beginning of his operations and had as usual +summoned the village elder and asked him what he knew about the French, +the elder, as though shielding himself, had replied, as all village +elders did, that he had neither seen nor heard anything of them. But +when Denisov explained that his purpose was to kill the French, and +asked if no French had strayed that way, the elder replied that some +"more-orderers" had really been at their village, but that Tikhon +Shcherbaty was the only man who dealt with such matters. Denisov had +Tikhon called and, having praised him for his activity, said a few words +in the elder's presence about loyalty to the Tsar and the country and +the hatred of the French that all sons of the fatherland should cherish. + +"We don't do the French any harm," said Tikhon, evidently frightened by +Denisov's words. "We only fooled about with the lads for fun, you know! +We killed a score or so of 'more-orderers,' but we did no harm else..." + +Next day when Denisov had left Pokrovsk, having quite forgotten about +this peasant, it was reported to him that Tikhon had attached himself to +their party and asked to be allowed to remain with it. Denisov gave +orders to let him do so. + +Tikhon, who at first did rough work, laying campfires, fetching water, +flaying dead horses, and so on, soon showed a great liking and aptitude +for partisan warfare. At night he would go out for booty and always +brought back French clothing and weapons, and when told to would bring +in French captives also. Denisov then relieved him from drudgery and +began taking him with him when he went out on expeditions and had him +enrolled among the Cossacks. + +Tikhon did not like riding, and always went on foot, never lagging +behind the cavalry. He was armed with a musketoon (which he carried +rather as a joke), a pike and an ax, which latter he used as a wolf uses +its teeth, with equal ease picking fleas out of its fur or crunching +thick bones. Tikhon with equal accuracy would split logs with blows at +arm's length, or holding the head of the ax would cut thin little pegs +or carve spoons. In Denisov's party he held a peculiar and exceptional +position. When anything particularly difficult or nasty had to be done-- +to push a cart out of the mud with one's shoulders, pull a horse out of +a swamp by its tail, skin it, slink in among the French, or walk more +than thirty miles in a day--everybody pointed laughingly at Tikhon. + +"It won't hurt that devil--he's as strong as a horse!" they said of him. + +Once a Frenchman Tikhon was trying to capture fired a pistol at him and +shot him in the fleshy part of the back. That wound (which Tikhon +treated only with internal and external applications of vodka) was the +subject of the liveliest jokes by the whole detachment--jokes in which +Tikhon readily joined. + +"Hallo, mate! Never again? Gave you a twist?" the Cossacks would banter +him. And Tikhon, purposely writhing and making faces, pretended to be +angry and swore at the French with the funniest curses. The only effect +of this incident on Tikhon was that after being wounded he seldom +brought in prisoners. + +He was the bravest and most useful man in the party. No one found more +opportunities for attacking, no one captured or killed more Frenchmen, +and consequently he was made the buffoon of all the Cossacks and hussars +and willingly accepted that role. Now he had been sent by Denisov +overnight to Shamshevo to capture a "tongue." But whether because he had +not been content to take only one Frenchman or because he had slept +through the night, he had crept by day into some bushes right among the +French and, as Denisov had witnessed from above, had been detected by +them. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +After talking for some time with the esaul about next day's attack, +which now, seeing how near they were to the French, he seemed to have +definitely decided on, Denisov turned his horse and rode back. + +"Now, my lad, we'll go and get dwy," he said to Petya. + +As they approached the watchhouse Denisov stopped, peering into the +forest. Among the trees a man with long legs and long, swinging arms, +wearing a short jacket, bast shoes, and a Kazan hat, was approaching +with long, light steps. He had a musketoon over his shoulder and an ax +stuck in his girdle. When he espied Denisov he hastily threw something +into the bushes, removed his sodden hat by its floppy brim, and +approached his commander. It was Tikhon. His wrinkled and pockmarked +face and narrow little eyes beamed with self-satisfied merriment. He +lifted his head high and gazed at Denisov as if repressing a laugh. + +"Well, where did you disappear to?" inquired Denisov. + +"Where did I disappear to? I went to get Frenchmen," answered Tikhon +boldly and hurriedly, in a husky but melodious bass voice. + +"Why did you push yourself in there by daylight? You ass! Well, why +haven't you taken one?" + +"Oh, I took one all right," said Tikhon. + +"Where is he?" + +"You see, I took him first thing at dawn," Tikhon continued, spreading +out his flat feet with outturned toes in their bast shoes. "I took him +into the forest. Then I see he's no good and think I'll go and fetch a +likelier one." + +"You see?... What a wogue--it's just as I thought," said Denisov to the +esaul. "Why didn't you bwing that one?" + +"What was the good of bringing him?" Tikhon interrupted hastily and +angrily--"that one wouldn't have done for you. As if I don't know what +sort you want!" + +"What a bwute you are!... Well?" + +"I went for another one," Tikhon continued, "and I crept like this +through the wood and lay down." (He suddenly lay down on his stomach +with a supple movement to show how he had done it.) "One turned up and I +grabbed him, like this." (He jumped up quickly and lightly.) "'Come +along to the colonel,' I said. He starts yelling, and suddenly there +were four of them. They rushed at me with their little swords. So I went +for them with my ax, this way: 'What are you up to?' says I. 'Christ be +with you!'" shouted Tikhon, waving his arms with an angry scowl and +throwing out his chest. + +"Yes, we saw from the hill how you took to your heels through the +puddles!" said the esaul, screwing up his glittering eyes. + +Petya badly wanted to laugh, but noticed that they all refrained from +laughing. He turned his eyes rapidly from Tikhon's face to the esaul's +and Denisov's, unable to make out what it all meant. + +"Don't play the fool!" said Denisov, coughing angrily. "Why didn't you +bwing the first one?" + +Tikhon scratched his back with one hand and his head with the other, +then suddenly his whole face expanded into a beaming, foolish grin, +disclosing a gap where he had lost a tooth (that was why he was called +Shcherbaty--the gap-toothed). Denisov smiled, and Petya burst into a +peal of merry laughter in which Tikhon himself joined. + +"Oh, but he was a regular good-for-nothing," said Tikhon. "The clothes +on him--poor stuff! How could I bring him? And so rude, your honor! Why, +he says: 'I'm a general's son myself, I won't go!' he says." + +"You are a bwute!" said Denisov. "I wanted to question..." + +"But I questioned him," said Tikhon. "He said he didn't know much. +'There are a lot of us,' he says, 'but all poor stuff--only soldiers in +name,' he says. 'Shout loud at them,' he says, 'and you'll take them +all,'" Tikhon concluded, looking cheerfully and resolutely into +Denisov's eyes. + +"I'll give you a hundwed sharp lashes--that'll teach you to play the +fool!" said Denisov severely. + +"But why are you angry?" remonstrated Tikhon, "just as if I'd never seen +your Frenchmen! Only wait till it gets dark and I'll fetch you any of +them you want--three if you like." + +"Well, let's go," said Denisov, and rode all the way to the watchhouse +in silence and frowning angrily. + +Tikhon followed behind and Petya heard the Cossacks laughing with him +and at him, about some pair of boots he had thrown into the bushes. + +When the fit of laughter that had seized him at Tikhon's words and smile +had passed and Petya realized for a moment that this Tikhon had killed a +man, he felt uneasy. He looked round at the captive drummer boy and felt +a pang in his heart. But this uneasiness lasted only a moment. He felt +it necessary to hold his head higher, to brace himself, and to question +the esaul with an air of importance about tomorrow's undertaking, that +he might not be unworthy of the company in which he found himself. + +The officer who had been sent to inquire met Denisov on the way with the +news that Dolokhov was soon coming and that all was well with him. + +Denisov at once cheered up and, calling Petya to him, said: "Well, tell +me about yourself." + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +Petya, having left his people after their departure from Moscow, joined +his regiment and was soon taken as orderly by a general commanding a +large guerrilla detachment. From the time he received his commission, +and especially since he had joined the active army and taken part in the +battle of Vyazma, Petya had been in a constant state of blissful +excitement at being grown-up and in a perpetual ecstatic hurry not to +miss any chance to do something really heroic. He was highly delighted +with what he saw and experienced in the army, but at the same time it +always seemed to him that the really heroic exploits were being +performed just where he did not happen to be. And he was always in a +hurry to get where he was not. + +When on the twenty-first of October his general expressed a wish to send +somebody to Denisov's detachment, Petya begged so piteously to be sent +that the general could not refuse. But when dispatching him he recalled +Petya's mad action at the battle of Vyazma, where instead of riding by +the road to the place to which he had been sent, he had galloped to the +advanced line under the fire of the French and had there twice fired his +pistol. So now the general explicitly forbade his taking part in any +action whatever of Denisov's. That was why Petya had blushed and grown +confused when Denisov asked him whether he could stay. Before they had +ridden to the outskirts of the forest Petya had considered he must carry +out his instructions strictly and return at once. But when he saw the +French and saw Tikhon and learned that there would certainly be an +attack that night, he decided, with the rapidity with which young people +change their views, that the general, whom he had greatly respected till +then, was a rubbishy German, that Denisov was a hero, the esaul a hero, +and Tikhon a hero too, and that it would be shameful for him to leave +them at a moment of difficulty. + +It was already growing dusk when Denisov, Petya, and the esaul rode up +to the watchhouse. In the twilight saddled horses could be seen, and +Cossacks and hussars who had rigged up rough shelters in the glade and +were kindling glowing fires in a hollow of the forest where the French +could not see the smoke. In the passage of the small watchhouse a +Cossack with sleeves rolled up was chopping some mutton. In the room +three officers of Denisov's band were converting a door into a tabletop. +Petya took off his wet clothes, gave them to be dried, and at once began +helping the officers to fix up the dinner table. + +In ten minutes the table was ready and a napkin spread on it. On the +table were vodka, a flask of rum, white bread, roast mutton, and salt. + +Sitting at table with the officers and tearing the fat savory mutton +with his hands, down which the grease trickled, Petya was in an ecstatic +childish state of love for all men, and consequently of confidence that +others loved him in the same way. + +"So then what do you think, Vasili Dmitrich?" said he to Denisov. "It's +all right my staying a day with you?" And not waiting for a reply he +answered his own question: "You see I was told to find out--well, I am +finding out.... Only do let me into the very... into the chief... I +don't want a reward... But I want..." + +Petya clenched his teeth and looked around, throwing back his head and +flourishing his arms. + +"Into the vewy chief..." Denisov repeated with a smile. + +"Only, please let me command something, so that I may really command..." +Petya went on. "What would it be to you?... Oh, you want a knife?" he +said, turning to an officer who wished to cut himself a piece of mutton. + +And he handed him his clasp knife. The officer admired it. + +"Please keep it. I have several like it," said Petya, blushing. +"Heavens! I was quite forgetting!" he suddenly cried. "I have some +raisins, fine ones; you know, seedless ones. We have a new sutler and he +has such capital things. I bought ten pounds. I am used to something +sweet. Would you like some?..." and Petya ran out into the passage to +his Cossack and brought back some bags which contained about five pounds +of raisins. "Have some, gentlemen, have some!" + +"You want a coffeepot, don't you?" he asked the esaul. "I bought a +capital one from our sutler! He has splendid things. And he's very +honest, that's the chief thing. I'll be sure to send it to you. Or +perhaps your flints are giving out, or are worn out--that happens +sometimes, you know. I have brought some with me, here they are"--and he +showed a bag--"a hundred flints. I bought them very cheap. Please take +as many as you want, or all if you like...." + +Then suddenly, dismayed lest he had said too much, Petya stopped and +blushed. + +He tried to remember whether he had not done anything else that was +foolish. And running over the events of the day he remembered the French +drummer boy. "It's capital for us here, but what of him? Where have they +put him? Have they fed him? Haven't they hurt his feelings?" he thought. +But having caught himself saying too much about the flints, he was now +afraid to speak out. + +"I might ask," he thought, "but they'll say: 'He's a boy himself and so +he pities the boy.' I'll show them tomorrow whether I'm a boy. Will it +seem odd if I ask?" Petya thought. "Well, never mind!" and immediately, +blushing and looking anxiously at the officers to see if they appeared +ironical, he said: + +"May I call in that boy who was taken prisoner and give him something to +eat?... Perhaps..." + +"Yes, he's a poor little fellow," said Denisov, who evidently saw +nothing shameful in this reminder. "Call him in. His name is Vincent +Bosse. Have him fetched." + +"I'll call him," said Petya. + +"Yes, yes, call him. A poor little fellow," Denisov repeated. + +Petya was standing at the door when Denisov said this. He slipped in +between the officers, came close to Denisov, and said: + +"Let me kiss you, dear old fellow! Oh, how fine, how splendid!" + +And having kissed Denisov he ran out of the hut. + +"Bosse! Vincent!" Petya cried, stopping outside the door. + +"Who do you want, sir?" asked a voice in the darkness. + +Petya replied that he wanted the French lad who had been captured that +day. + +"Ah, Vesenny?" said a Cossack. + +Vincent, the boy's name, had already been changed by the Cossacks into +Vesenny (vernal) and into Vesenya by the peasants and soldiers. In both +these adaptations the reference to spring (vesna) matched the impression +made by the young lad. + +"He is warming himself there by the bonfire. Ho, Vesenya! Vesenya!-- +Vesenny!" laughing voices were heard calling to one another in the +darkness. + +"He's a smart lad," said an hussar standing near Petya. "We gave him +something to eat a while ago. He was awfully hungry!" + +The sound of bare feet splashing through the mud was heard in the +darkness, and the drummer boy came to the door. + +"Ah, c'est vous!" said Petya. "Voulez-vous manger? N'ayez pas peur, on +ne vous fera pas de mal," * he added shyly and affectionately, touching +the boy's hand. "Entrez, entrez." *(2) + + +* "Ah, it's you! Do you want something to eat? Don't be afraid, they +won't hurt you." + +* (2) "Come in, come in." + +"Merci, monsieur," * said the drummer boy in a trembling almost childish +voice, and he began scraping his dirty feet on the threshold. + + +* "Thank you, sir." + +There were many things Petya wanted to say to the drummer boy, but did +not dare to. He stood irresolutely beside him in the passage. Then in +the darkness he took the boy's hand and pressed it. + +"Come in, come in!" he repeated in a gentle whisper. "Oh, what can I do +for him?" he thought, and opening the door he let the boy pass in first. + +When the boy had entered the hut, Petya sat down at a distance from him, +considering it beneath his dignity to pay attention to him. But he +fingered the money in his pocket and wondered whether it would seem +ridiculous to give some to the drummer boy. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +The arrival of Dolokhov diverted Petya's attention from the drummer boy, +to whom Denisov had had some mutton and vodka given, and whom he had had +dressed in a Russian coat so that he might be kept with their band and +not sent away with the other prisoners. Petya had heard in the army many +stories of Dolokhov's extraordinary bravery and of his cruelty to the +French, so from the moment he entered the hut Petya did not take his +eyes from him, but braced himself up more and more and held his head +high, that he might not be unworthy even of such company. + +Dolokhov's appearance amazed Petya by its simplicity. + +Denisov wore a Cossack coat, had a beard, had an icon of Nicholas the +Wonder-Worker on his breast, and his way of speaking and everything he +did indicated his unusual position. But Dolokhov, who in Moscow had worn +a Persian costume, had now the appearance of a most correct officer of +the Guards. He was clean-shaven and wore a Guardsman's padded coat with +an Order of St. George at his buttonhole and a plain forage cap set +straight on his head. He took off his wet felt cloak in a corner of the +room, and without greeting anyone went up to Denisov and began +questioning him about the matter in hand. Denisov told him of the +designs the large detachments had on the transport, of the message Petya +had brought, and his own replies to both generals. Then he told him all +he knew of the French detachment. + +"That's so. But we must know what troops they are and their numbers," +said Dolokhov. "It will be necessary to go there. We can't start the +affair without knowing for certain how many there are. I like to work +accurately. Here now--wouldn't one of these gentlemen like to ride over +to the French camp with me? I have brought a spare uniform." + +"I, I... I'll go with you!" cried Petya. + +"There's no need for you to go at all," said Denisov, addressing +Dolokhov, "and as for him, I won't let him go on any account." + +"I like that!" exclaimed Petya. "Why shouldn't I go?" + +"Because it's useless." + +"Well, you must excuse me, because... because... I shall go, and that's +all. You'll take me, won't you?" he said, turning to Dolokhov. + +"Why not?" Dolokhov answered absently, scrutinizing the face of the +French drummer boy. "Have you had that youngster with you long?" he +asked Denisov. + +"He was taken today but he knows nothing. I'm keeping him with me." + +"Yes, and where do you put the others?" inquired Dolokhov. + +"Where? I send them away and take a weceipt for them," shouted Denisov, +suddenly flushing. "And I say boldly that I have not a single man's life +on my conscience. Would it be difficult for you to send thirty or thwee +hundwed men to town under escort, instead of staining--I speak bluntly-- +staining the honor of a soldier?" + +"That kind of amiable talk would be suitable from this young count of +sixteen," said Dolokhov with cold irony, "but it's time for you to drop +it." + +"Why, I've not said anything! I only say that I'll certainly go with +you," said Petya shyly. + +"But for you and me, old fellow, it's time to drop these amenities," +continued Dolokhov, as if he found particular pleasure in speaking of +this subject which irritated Denisov. "Now, why have you kept this lad?" +he went on, swaying his head. "Because you are sorry for him! Don't we +know those 'receipts' of yours? You send a hundred men away, and thirty +get there. The rest either starve or get killed. So isn't it all the +same not to send them?" + +The esaul, screwing up his light-colored eyes, nodded approvingly. + +"That's not the point. I'm not going to discuss the matter. I do not +wish to take it on my conscience. You say they'll die. All wight. Only +not by my fault!" + +Dolokhov began laughing. + +"Who has told them not to capture me these twenty times over? But if +they did catch me they'd string me up to an aspen tree, and with all +your chivalry just the same." He paused. "However, we must get to work. +Tell the Cossack to fetch my kit. I have two French uniforms in it. +Well, are you coming with me?" he asked Petya. + +"I? Yes, yes, certainly!" cried Petya, blushing almost to tears and +glancing at Denisov. + +While Dolokhov had been disputing with Denisov what should be done with +prisoners, Petya had once more felt awkward and restless; but again he +had no time to grasp fully what they were talking about. "If grown-up, +distinguished men think so, it must be necessary and right," thought he. +"But above all Denisov must not dare to imagine that I'll obey him and +that he can order me about. I will certainly go to the French camp with +Dolokhov. If he can, so can I!" + +And to all Denisov's persuasions, Petya replied that he too was +accustomed to do everything accurately and not just anyhow, and that he +never considered personal danger. + +"For you'll admit that if we don't know for sure how many of them there +are... hundreds of lives may depend on it, while there are only two of +us. Besides, I want to go very much and certainly will go, so don't +hinder me," said he. "It will only make things worse..." + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Having put on French greatcoats and shakos, Petya and Dolokhov rode to +the clearing from which Denisov had reconnoitered the French camp, and +emerging from the forest in pitch darkness they descended into the +hollow. On reaching the bottom, Dolokhov told the Cossacks accompanying +him to await him there and rode on at a quick trot along the road to the +bridge. Petya, his heart in his mouth with excitement, rode by his side. + +"If we're caught, I won't be taken alive! I have a pistol," whispered +he. + +"Don't talk Russian," said Dolokhov in a hurried whisper, and at that +very moment they heard through the darkness the challenge: "Qui vive?" * +and the click of a musket. + + +* "Who goes there?" + +The blood rushed to Petya's face and he grasped his pistol. + +"Lanciers du 6-me," * replied Dolokhov, neither hastening nor slackening +his horse's pace. + + +* "Lancers of the 6th Regiment." + +The black figure of a sentinel stood on the bridge. + +"Mot d'ordre." * + + +* "Password." + +Dolokhov reined in his horse and advanced at a walk. + +"Dites donc, le colonel Gerard est ici?" * he asked. + + +* "Tell me, is Colonel Gerard here?" + +"Mot d'ordre," repeated the sentinel, barring the way and not replying. + +"Quand un officier fait sa ronde, les sentinelles ne demandent pas le +mot d'ordre..." cried Dolokhov suddenly flaring up and riding straight +at the sentinel. "Je vous demande si le colonel est ici." * + + +* "When an officer is making his round, sentinels don't ask him for the +password.... I am asking you if the colonel is here." + +And without waiting for an answer from the sentinel, who had stepped +aside, Dolokhov rode up the incline at a walk. + +Noticing the black outline of a man crossing the road, Dolokhov stopped +him and inquired where the commander and officers were. The man, a +soldier with a sack over his shoulder, stopped, came close up to +Dolokhov's horse, touched it with his hand, and explained simply and in +a friendly way that the commander and the officers were higher up the +hill to the right in the courtyard of the farm, as he called the +landowner's house. + +Having ridden up the road, on both sides of which French talk could be +heard around the campfires, Dolokhov turned into the courtyard of the +landowner's house. Having ridden in, he dismounted and approached a big +blazing campfire, around which sat several men talking noisily. +Something was boiling in a small cauldron at the edge of the fire and a +soldier in a peaked cap and blue overcoat, lit up by the fire, was +kneeling beside it stirring its contents with a ramrod. + +"Oh, he's a hard nut to crack," said one of the officers who was sitting +in the shadow at the other side of the fire. + +"He'll make them get a move on, those fellows!" said another, laughing. + +Both fell silent, peering out through the darkness at the sound of +Dolokhov's and Petya's steps as they advanced to the fire leading their +horses. + +"Bonjour, messieurs!" * said Dolokhov loudly and clearly. + + +* "Good day, gentlemen." + +There was a stir among the officers in the shadow beyond the fire, and +one tall, long-necked officer, walking round the fire, came up to +Dolokhov. + +"Is that you, Clement?" he asked. "Where the devil...?" But, noticing +his mistake, he broke off short and, with a frown, greeted Dolokhov as a +stranger, asking what he could do for him. + +Dolokhov said that he and his companion were trying to overtake their +regiment, and addressing the company in general asked whether they knew +anything of the 6th Regiment. None of them knew anything, and Petya +thought the officers were beginning to look at him and Dolokhov with +hostility and suspicion. For some seconds all were silent. + +"If you were counting on the evening soup, you have come too late," said +a voice from behind the fire with a repressed laugh. + +Dolokhov replied that they were not hungry and must push on farther that +night. + +He handed the horses over to the soldier who was stirring the pot and +squatted down on his heels by the fire beside the officer with the long +neck. That officer did not take his eyes from Dolokhov and again asked +to what regiment he belonged. Dolokhov, as if he had not heard the +question, did not reply, but lighting a short French pipe which he took +from his pocket began asking the officer in how far the road before them +was safe from Cossacks. + +"Those brigands are everywhere," replied an officer from behind the +fire. + +Dolokhov remarked that the Cossacks were a danger only to stragglers +such as his companion and himself, "but probably they would not dare to +attack large detachments?" he added inquiringly. No one replied. + +"Well, now he'll come away," Petya thought every moment as he stood by +the campfire listening to the talk. + +But Dolokhov restarted the conversation which had dropped and began +putting direct questions as to how many men there were in the battalion, +how many battalions, and how many prisoners. Asking about the Russian +prisoners with that detachment, Dolokhov said: + +"A horrid business dragging these corpses about with one! It would be +better to shoot such rabble," and burst into loud laughter, so strange +that Petya thought the French would immediately detect their disguise, +and involuntarily took a step back from the campfire. + +No one replied a word to Dolokhov's laughter, and a French officer whom +they could not see (he lay wrapped in a greatcoat) rose and whispered +something to a companion. Dolokhov got up and called to the soldier who +was holding their horses. + +"Will they bring our horses or not?" thought Petya, instinctively +drawing nearer to Dolokhov. + +The horses were brought. + +"Good evening, gentlemen," said Dolokhov. + +Petya wished to say "Good night" but could not utter a word. The +officers were whispering together. Dolokhov was a long time mounting his +horse which would not stand still, then he rode out of the yard at a +footpace. Petya rode beside him, longing to look round to see whether or +not the French were running after them, but not daring to. + +Coming out onto the road Dolokhov did not ride back across the open +country, but through the village. At one spot he stopped and listened. +"Do you hear?" he asked. Petya recognized the sound of Russian voices +and saw the dark figures of Russian prisoners round their campfires. +When they had descended to the bridge Petya and Dolokhov rode past the +sentinel, who without saying a word paced morosely up and down it, then +they descended into the hollow where the Cossacks awaited them. + +"Well now, good-by. Tell Denisov, 'at the first shot at daybreak,'" said +Dolokhov and was about to ride away, but Petya seized hold of him. + +"Really!" he cried, "you are such a hero! Oh, how fine, how splendid! +How I love you!" + +"All right, all right!" said Dolokhov. But Petya did not let go of him +and Dolokhov saw through the gloom that Petya was bending toward him and +wanted to kiss him. Dolokhov kissed him, laughed, turned his horse, and +vanished into the darkness. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Having returned to the watchman's hut, Petya found Denisov in the +passage. He was awaiting Petya's return in a state of agitation, +anxiety, and self-reproach for having let him go. + +"Thank God!" he exclaimed. "Yes, thank God!" he repeated, listening to +Petya's rapturous account. "But, devil take you, I haven't slept because +of you! Well, thank God. Now lie down. We can still get a nap before +morning." + +"But... no," said Petya, "I don't want to sleep yet. Besides I know +myself, if I fall asleep it's finished. And then I am used to not +sleeping before a battle." + +He sat awhile in the hut joyfully recalling the details of his +expedition and vividly picturing to himself what would happen next day. + +Then, noticing that Denisov was asleep, he rose and went out of doors. + +It was still quite dark outside. The rain was over, but drops were still +falling from the trees. Near the watchman's hut the black shapes of the +Cossacks' shanties and of horses tethered together could be seen. Behind +the hut the dark shapes of the two wagons with their horses beside them +were discernible, and in the hollow the dying campfire gleamed red. Not +all the Cossacks and hussars were asleep; here and there, amid the +sounds of falling drops and the munching of the horses near by, could be +heard low voices which seemed to be whispering. + +Petya came out, peered into the darkness, and went up to the wagons. +Someone was snoring under them, and around them stood saddled horses +munching their oats. In the dark Petya recognized his own horse, which +he called "Karabakh" though it was of Ukranian breed, and went up to it. + +"Well, Karabakh! We'll do some service tomorrow," said he, sniffing its +nostrils and kissing it. + +"Why aren't you asleep, sir?" said a Cossack who was sitting under a +wagon. + +"No, ah... Likhachev--isn't that your name? Do you know I have only just +come back! We've been into the French camp." + +And Petya gave the Cossack a detailed account not only of his ride but +also of his object, and why he considered it better to risk his life +than to act "just anyhow." + +"Well, you should get some sleep now," said the Cossack. + +"No, I am used to this," said Petya. "I say, aren't the flints in your +pistols worn out? I brought some with me. Don't you want any? You can +have some." + +The Cossack bent forward from under the wagon to get a closer look at +Petya. + +"Because I am accustomed to doing everything accurately," said Petya. +"Some fellows do things just anyhow, without preparation, and then +they're sorry for it afterwards. I don't like that." + +"Just so," said the Cossack. + +"Oh yes, another thing! Please, my dear fellow, will you sharpen my +saber for me? It's got bl..." (Petya feared to tell a lie, and the saber +never had been sharpened.) "Can you do it?" + +"Of course I can." + +Likhachev got up, rummaged in his pack, and soon Petya heard the warlike +sound of steel on whetstone. He climbed onto the wagon and sat on its +edge. The Cossack was sharpening the saber under the wagon. + +"I say! Are the lads asleep?" asked Petya. + +"Some are, and some aren't--like us." + +"Well, and that boy?" + +"Vesenny? Oh, he's thrown himself down there in the passage. Fast asleep +after his fright. He was that glad!" + +After that Petya remained silent for a long time, listening to the +sounds. He heard footsteps in the darkness and a black figure appeared. + +"What are you sharpening?" asked a man coming up to the wagon. + +"Why, this gentleman's saber." + +"That's right," said the man, whom Petya took to be an hussar. "Was the +cup left here?" + +"There, by the wheel!" + +The hussar took the cup. + +"It must be daylight soon," said he, yawning, and went away. + +Petya ought to have known that he was in a forest with Denisov's +guerrilla band, less than a mile from the road, sitting on a wagon +captured from the French beside which horses were tethered, that under +it Likhachev was sitting sharpening a saber for him, that the big dark +blotch to the right was the watchman's hut, and the red blotch below to +the left was the dying embers of a campfire, that the man who had come +for the cup was an hussar who wanted a drink; but he neither knew nor +waited to know anything of all this. He was in a fairy kingdom where +nothing resembled reality. The big dark blotch might really be the +watchman's hut or it might be a cavern leading to the very depths of the +earth. Perhaps the red spot was a fire, or it might be the eye of an +enormous monster. Perhaps he was really sitting on a wagon, but it might +very well be that he was not sitting on a wagon but on a terribly high +tower from which, if he fell, he would have to fall for a whole day or a +whole month, or go on falling and never reach the bottom. Perhaps it was +just the Cossack, Likhachev, who was sitting under the wagon, but it +might be the kindest, bravest, most wonderful, most splendid man in the +world, whom no one knew of. It might really have been that the hussar +came for water and went back into the hollow, but perhaps he had simply +vanished--disappeared altogether and dissolved into nothingness. + +Nothing Petya could have seen now would have surprised him. He was in a +fairy kingdom where everything was possible. + +He looked up at the sky. And the sky was a fairy realm like the earth. +It was clearing, and over the tops of the trees clouds were swiftly +sailing as if unveiling the stars. Sometimes it looked as if the clouds +were passing, and a clear black sky appeared. Sometimes it seemed as if +the black spaces were clouds. Sometimes the sky seemed to be rising +high, high overhead, and then it seemed to sink so low that one could +touch it with one's hand. + +Petya's eyes began to close and he swayed a little. + +The trees were dripping. Quiet talking was heard. The horses neighed and +jostled one another. Someone snored. + +"Ozheg-zheg, Ozheg-zheg..." hissed the saber against the whetstone, and +suddenly Petya heard an harmonious orchestra playing some unknown, +sweetly solemn hymn. Petya was as musical as Natasha and more so than +Nicholas, but had never learned music or thought about it, and so the +melody that unexpectedly came to his mind seemed to him particularly +fresh and attractive. The music became more and more audible. The melody +grew and passed from one instrument to another. And what was played was +a fugue--though Petya had not the least conception of what a fugue is. +Each instrument--now resembling a violin and now a horn, but better and +clearer than violin or horn--played its own part, and before it had +finished the melody merged with another instrument that began almost the +same air, and then with a third and a fourth; and they all blended into +one and again became separate and again blended, now into solemn church +music, now into something dazzlingly brilliant and triumphant. + +"Oh--why, that was in a dream!" Petya said to himself, as he lurched +forward. "It's in my ears. But perhaps it's music of my own. Well, go +on, my music! Now!..." + +He closed his eyes, and, from all sides as if from a distance, sounds +fluttered, grew into harmonies, separated, blended, and again all +mingled into the same sweet and solemn hymn. "Oh, this is delightful! As +much as I like and as I like!" said Petya to himself. He tried to +conduct that enormous orchestra. + +"Now softly, softly die away!" and the sounds obeyed him. "Now fuller, +more joyful. Still more and more joyful!" And from an unknown depth rose +increasingly triumphant sounds. "Now voices join in!" ordered Petya. And +at first from afar he heard men's voices and then women's. The voices +grew in harmonious triumphant strength, and Petya listened to their +surpassing beauty in awe and joy. + +With a solemn triumphal march there mingled a song, the drip from the +trees, and the hissing of the saber, "Ozheg-zheg-zheg..." and again the +horses jostled one another and neighed, not disturbing the choir but +joining in it. + +Petya did not know how long this lasted: he enjoyed himself all the +time, wondered at his enjoyment and regretted that there was no one to +share it. He was awakened by Likhachev's kindly voice. + +"It's ready, your honor; you can split a Frenchman in half with it!" + +Petya woke up. + +"It's getting light, it's really getting light!" he exclaimed. + +The horses that had previously been invisible could now be seen to their +very tails, and a watery light showed itself through the bare branches. +Petya shook himself, jumped up, took a ruble from his pocket and gave it +to Likhachev; then he flourished the saber, tested it, and sheathed it. +The Cossacks were untying their horses and tightening their saddle +girths. + +"And here's the commander," said Likhachev. + +Denisov came out of the watchman's hut and, having called Petya, gave +orders to get ready. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +The men rapidly picked out their horses in the semidarkness, tightened +their saddle girths, and formed companies. Denisov stood by the +watchman's hut giving final orders. The infantry of the detachment +passed along the road and quickly disappeared amid the trees in the mist +of early dawn, hundreds of feet splashing through the mud. The esaul +gave some orders to his men. Petya held his horse by the bridle, +impatiently awaiting the order to mount. His face, having been bathed in +cold water, was all aglow, and his eyes were particularly brilliant. +Cold shivers ran down his spine and his whole body pulsed rhythmically. + +"Well, is ev'wything weady?" asked Denisov. "Bwing the horses." + +The horses were brought. Denisov was angry with the Cossack because the +saddle girths were too slack, reproved him, and mounted. Petya put his +foot in the stirrup. His horse by habit made as if to nip his leg, but +Petya leaped quickly into the saddle unconscious of his own weight and, +turning to look at the hussars starting in the darkness behind him, rode +up to Denisov. + +"Vasili Dmitrich, entrust me with some commission! Please... for God's +sake...!" said he. + +Denisov seemed to have forgotten Petya's very existence. He turned to +glance at him. + +"I ask one thing of you," he said sternly, "to obey me and not shove +yourself forward anywhere." + +He did not say another word to Petya but rode in silence all the way. +When they had come to the edge of the forest it was noticeably growing +light over the field. Denisov talked in whispers with the esaul and the +Cossacks rode past Petya and Denisov. When they had all ridden by, +Denisov touched his horse and rode down the hill. Slipping onto their +haunches and sliding, the horses descended with their riders into the +ravine. Petya rode beside Denisov, the pulsation of his body constantly +increasing. It was getting lighter and lighter, but the mist still hid +distant objects. Having reached the valley, Denisov looked back and +nodded to a Cossack beside him. + +"The signal!" said he. + +The Cossack raised his arm and a shot rang out. In an instant the tramp +of horses galloping forward was heard, shouts came from various sides, +and then more shots. + +At the first sound of trampling hoofs and shouting, Petya lashed his +horse and loosening his rein galloped forward, not heeding Denisov who +shouted at him. It seemed to Petya that at the moment the shot was fired +it suddenly became as bright as noon. He galloped to the bridge. +Cossacks were galloping along the road in front of him. On the bridge he +collided with a Cossack who had fallen behind, but he galloped on. In +front of him soldiers, probably Frenchmen, were running from right to +left across the road. One of them fell in the mud under his horse's +feet. + +Cossacks were crowding about a hut, busy with something. From the midst +of that crowd terrible screams arose. Petya galloped up, and the first +thing he saw was the pale face and trembling jaw of a Frenchman, +clutching the handle of a lance that had been aimed at him. + +"Hurrah!... Lads!... ours!" shouted Petya, and giving rein to his +excited horse he galloped forward along the village street. + +He could hear shooting ahead of him. Cossacks, hussars, and ragged +Russian prisoners, who had come running from both sides of the road, +were shouting something loudly and incoherently. A gallant-looking +Frenchman, in a blue overcoat, capless, and with a frowning red face, +had been defending himself against the hussars. When Petya galloped up +the Frenchman had already fallen. "Too late again!" flashed through +Petya's mind and he galloped on to the place from which the rapid firing +could be heard. The shots came from the yard of the landowner's house he +had visited the night before with Dolokhov. The French were making a +stand there behind a wattle fence in a garden thickly overgrown with +bushes and were firing at the Cossacks who crowded at the gateway. +Through the smoke, as he approached the gate, Petya saw Dolokhov, whose +face was of a pale-greenish tint, shouting to his men. "Go round! Wait +for the infantry!" he exclaimed as Petya rode up to him. + +"Wait?... Hurrah-ah-ah!" shouted Petya, and without pausing a moment +galloped to the place whence came the sounds of firing and where the +smoke was thickest. + +A volley was heard, and some bullets whistled past, while others plashed +against something. The Cossacks and Dolokhov galloped after Petya into +the gateway of the courtyard. In the dense wavering smoke some of the +French threw down their arms and ran out of the bushes to meet the +Cossacks, while others ran down the hill toward the pond. Petya was +galloping along the courtyard, but instead of holding the reins he waved +both his arms about rapidly and strangely, slipping farther and farther +to one side in his saddle. His horse, having galloped up to a campfire +that was smoldering in the morning light, stopped suddenly, and Petya +fell heavily on to the wet ground. The Cossacks saw that his arms and +legs jerked rapidly though his head was quite motionless. A bullet had +pierced his skull. + +After speaking to the senior French officer, who came out of the house +with a white handkerchief tied to his sword and announced that they +surrendered, Dolokhov dismounted and went up to Petya, who lay +motionless with outstretched arms. + +"Done for!" he said with a frown, and went to the gate to meet Denisov +who was riding toward him. + +"Killed?" cried Denisov, recognizing from a distance the unmistakably +lifeless attitude--very familiar to him--in which Petya's body was +lying. + +"Done for!" repeated Dolokhov as if the utterance of these words +afforded him pleasure, and he went quickly up to the prisoners, who were +surrounded by Cossacks who had hurried up. "We won't take them!" he +called out to Denisov. + +Denisov did not reply; he rode up to Petya, dismounted, and with +trembling hands turned toward himself the bloodstained, mud-bespattered +face which had already gone white. + +"I am used to something sweet. Raisins, fine ones... take them all!" he +recalled Petya's words. And the Cossacks looked round in surprise at the +sound, like the yelp of a dog, with which Denisov turned away, walked to +the wattle fence, and seized hold of it. + +Among the Russian prisoners rescued by Denisov and Dolokhov was Pierre +Bezukhov. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +During the whole of their march from Moscow no fresh orders had been +issued by the French authorities concerning the party of prisoners among +whom was Pierre. On the twenty-second of October that party was no +longer with the same troops and baggage trains with which it had left +Moscow. Half the wagons laden with hardtack that had traveled the first +stages with them had been captured by Cossacks, the other half had gone +on ahead. Not one of those dismounted cavalrymen who had marched in +front of the prisoners was left; they had all disappeared. The artillery +the prisoners had seen in front of them during the first days was now +replaced by Marshal Junot's enormous baggage train, convoyed by +Westphalians. Behind the prisoners came a cavalry baggage train. + +From Vyazma onwards the French army, which had till then moved in three +columns, went on as a single group. The symptoms of disorder that Pierre +had noticed at their first halting place after leaving Moscow had now +reached the utmost limit. + +The road along which they moved was bordered on both sides by dead +horses; ragged men who had fallen behind from various regiments +continually changed about, now joining the moving column, now again +lagging behind it. + +Several times during the march false alarms had been given and the +soldiers of the escort had raised their muskets, fired, and run +headlong, crushing one another, but had afterwards reassembled and +abused each other for their causeless panic. + +These three groups traveling together--the cavalry stores, the convoy of +prisoners, and Junot's baggage train--still constituted a separate and +united whole, though each of the groups was rapidly melting away. + +Of the artillery baggage train which had consisted of a hundred and +twenty wagons, not more than sixty now remained; the rest had been +captured or left behind. Some of Junot's wagons also had been captured +or abandoned. Three wagons had been raided and robbed by stragglers from +Davout's corps. From the talk of the Germans Pierre learned that a +larger guard had been allotted to that baggage train than to the +prisoners, and that one of their comrades, a German soldier, had been +shot by the marshal's own order because a silver spoon belonging to the +marshal had been found in his possession. + +The group of prisoners had melted away most of all. Of the three hundred +and thirty men who had set out from Moscow fewer than a hundred now +remained. The prisoners were more burdensome to the escort than even the +cavalry saddles or Junot's baggage. They understood that the saddles and +Junot's spoon might be of some use, but that cold and hungry soldiers +should have to stand and guard equally cold and hungry Russians who +froze and lagged behind on the road (in which case the order was to +shoot them) was not merely incomprehensible but revolting. And the +escort, as if afraid, in the grievous condition they themselves were in, +of giving way to the pity they felt for the prisoners and so rendering +their own plight still worse, treated them with particular moroseness +and severity. + +At Dorogobuzh while the soldiers of the convoy, after locking the +prisoners in a stable, had gone off to pillage their own stores, several +of the soldier prisoners tunneled under the wall and ran away, but were +recaptured by the French and shot. + +The arrangement adopted when they started, that the officer prisoners +should be kept separate from the rest, had long since been abandoned. +All who could walk went together, and after the third stage Pierre had +rejoined Karataev and the gray-blue bandy-legged dog that had chosen +Karataev for its master. + +On the third day after leaving Moscow Karataev again fell ill with the +fever he had suffered from in the hospital in Moscow, and as he grew +gradually weaker Pierre kept away from him. Pierre did not know why, but +since Karataev had begun to grow weaker it had cost him an effort to go +near him. When he did so and heard the subdued moaning with which +Karataev generally lay down at the halting places, and when he smelled +the odor emanating from him which was now stronger than before, Pierre +moved farther away and did not think about him. + +While imprisoned in the shed Pierre had learned not with his intellect +but with his whole being, by life itself, that man is created for +happiness, that happiness is within him, in the satisfaction of simple +human needs, and that all unhappiness arises not from privation but from +superfluity. And now during these last three weeks of the march he had +learned still another new, consolatory truth--that nothing in this world +is terrible. He had learned that as there is no condition in which man +can be happy and entirely free, so there is no condition in which he +need be unhappy and lack freedom. He learned that suffering and freedom +have their limits and that those limits are very near together; that the +person in a bed of roses with one crumpled petal suffered as keenly as +he now, sleeping on the bare damp earth with one side growing chilled +while the other was warming; and that when he had put on tight dancing +shoes he had suffered just as he did now when he walked with bare feet +that were covered with sores--his footgear having long since fallen to +pieces. He discovered that when he had married his wife--of his own free +will as it had seemed to him--he had been no more free than now when +they locked him up at night in a stable. Of all that he himself +subsequently termed his sufferings, but which at the time he scarcely +felt, the worst was the state of his bare, raw, and scab-covered feet. +(The horseflesh was appetizing and nourishing, the saltpeter flavor of +the gunpowder they used instead of salt was even pleasant; there was no +great cold, it was always warm walking in the daytime, and at night +there were the campfires; the lice that devoured him warmed his body.) +The one thing that was at first hard to bear was his feet. + +After the second day's march Pierre, having examined his feet by the +campfire, thought it would be impossible to walk on them; but when +everybody got up he went along, limping, and, when he had warmed up, +walked without feeling the pain, though at night his feet were more +terrible to look at than before. However, he did not look at them now, +but thought of other things. + +Only now did Pierre realize the full strength of life in man and the +saving power he has of transferring his attention from one thing to +another, which is like the safety valve of a boiler that allows +superfluous steam to blow off when the pressure exceeds a certain limit. + +He did not see and did not hear how they shot the prisoners who lagged +behind, though more than a hundred perished in that way. He did not +think of Karataev who grew weaker every day and evidently would soon +have to share that fate. Still less did Pierre think about himself. The +harder his position became and the more terrible the future, the more +independent of that position in which he found himself were the joyful +and comforting thoughts, memories, and imaginings that came to him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +At midday on the twenty-second of October Pierre was going uphill along +the muddy, slippery road, looking at his feet and at the roughness of +the way. Occasionally he glanced at the familiar crowd around him and +then again at his feet. The former and the latter were alike familiar +and his own. The blue-gray bandy legged dog ran merrily along the side +of the road, sometimes in proof of its agility and self-satisfaction +lifting one hind leg and hopping along on three, and then again going on +all four and rushing to bark at the crows that sat on the carrion. The +dog was merrier and sleeker than it had been in Moscow. All around lay +the flesh of different animals--from men to horses--in various stages of +decomposition; and as the wolves were kept off by the passing men the +dog could eat all it wanted. + +It had been raining since morning and had seemed as if at any moment it +might cease and the sky clear, but after a short break it began raining +harder than before. The saturated road no longer absorbed the water, +which ran along the ruts in streams. + +Pierre walked along, looking from side to side, counting his steps in +threes, and reckoning them off on his fingers. Mentally addressing the +rain, he repeated: "Now then, now then, go on! Pelt harder!" + +It seemed to him that he was thinking of nothing, but far down and deep +within him his soul was occupied with something important and +comforting. This something was a most subtle spiritual deduction from a +conversation with Karataev the day before. + +At their yesterday's halting place, feeling chilly by a dying campfire, +Pierre had got up and gone to the next one, which was burning better. +There Platon Karataev was sitting covered up--head and all--with his +greatcoat as if it were a vestment, telling the soldiers in his +effective and pleasant though now feeble voice a story Pierre knew. It +was already past midnight, the hour when Karataev was usually free of +his fever and particularly lively. When Pierre reached the fire and +heard Platon's voice enfeebled by illness, and saw his pathetic face +brightly lit up by the blaze, he felt a painful prick at his heart. His +feeling of pity for this man frightened him and he wished to go away, +but there was no other fire, and Pierre sat down, trying not to look at +Platon. + +"Well, how are you?" he asked. + +"How am I? If we grumble at sickness, God won't grant us death," replied +Platon, and at once resumed the story he had begun. + +"And so, brother," he continued, with a smile on his pale emaciated face +and a particularly happy light in his eyes, "you see, brother..." + +Pierre had long been familiar with that story. Karataev had told it to +him alone some half-dozen times and always with a specially joyful +emotion. But well as he knew it, Pierre now listened to that tale as to +something new, and the quiet rapture Karataev evidently felt as he told +it communicated itself also to Pierre. The story was of an old merchant +who lived a good and God-fearing life with his family, and who went once +to the Nizhni fair with a companion--a rich merchant. + +Having put up at an inn they both went to sleep, and next morning his +companion was found robbed and with his throat cut. A bloodstained knife +was found under the old merchant's pillow. He was tried, knouted, and +his nostrils having been torn off, "all in due form" as Karataev put it, +he was sent to hard labor in Siberia. + +"And so, brother" (it was at this point that Pierre came up), "ten years +or more passed by. The old man was living as a convict, submitting as he +should and doing no wrong. Only he prayed to God for death. Well, one +night the convicts were gathered just as we are, with the old man among +them. And they began telling what each was suffering for, and how they +had sinned against God. One told how he had taken a life, another had +taken two, a third had set a house on fire, while another had simply +been a vagrant and had done nothing. So they asked the old man: 'What +are you being punished for, Daddy?'--'I, my dear brothers,' said he, 'am +being punished for my own and other men's sins. But I have not killed +anyone or taken anything that was not mine, but have only helped my +poorer brothers. I was a merchant, my dear brothers, and had much +property. 'And he went on to tell them all about it in due order. 'I +don't grieve for myself,' he says, 'God, it seems, has chastened me. +Only I am sorry for my old wife and the children,' and the old man began +to weep. Now it happened that in the group was the very man who had +killed the other merchant. 'Where did it happen, Daddy?' he said. 'When, +and in what month?' He asked all about it and his heart began to ache. +So he comes up to the old man like this, and falls down at his feet! +'You are perishing because of me, Daddy,' he says. 'It's quite true, +lads, that this man,' he says, 'is being tortured innocently and for +nothing! I,' he says, 'did that deed, and I put the knife under your +head while you were asleep. Forgive me, Daddy,' he says, 'for Christ's +sake!'" + +Karataev paused, smiling joyously as he gazed into the fire, and he drew +the logs together. + +"And the old man said, 'God will forgive you, we are all sinners in His +sight. I suffer for my own sins,' and he wept bitter tears. Well, and +what do you think, dear friends?" Karataev continued, his face +brightening more and more with a rapturous smile as if what he now had +to tell contained the chief charm and the whole meaning of his story: +"What do you think, dear fellows? That murderer confessed to the +authorities. 'I have taken six lives,' he says (he was a great sinner), +'but what I am most sorry for is this old man. Don't let him suffer +because of me.' So he confessed and it was all written down and the +papers sent off in due form. The place was a long way off, and while +they were judging, what with one thing and another, filling in the +papers all in due form--the authorities I mean--time passed. The affair +reached the Tsar. After a while the Tsar's decree came: to set the +merchant free and give him a compensation that had been awarded. The +paper arrived and they began to look for the old man. 'Where is the old +man who has been suffering innocently and in vain? A paper has come from +the Tsar!' so they began looking for him," here Karataev's lower jaw +trembled, "but God had already forgiven him--he was dead! That's how it +was, dear fellows!" Karataev concluded and sat for a long time silent, +gazing before him with a smile. + +And Pierre's soul was dimly but joyfully filled not by the story itself +but by its mysterious significance: by the rapturous joy that lit up +Karataev's face as he told it, and the mystic significance of that joy. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +"A vos places!" * suddenly cried a voice. + + +* "To your places." + +A pleasant feeling of excitement and an expectation of something joyful +and solemn was aroused among the soldiers of the convoy and the +prisoners. From all sides came shouts of command, and from the left came +smartly dressed cavalrymen on good horses, passing the prisoners at a +trot. The expression on all faces showed the tension people feel at the +approach of those in authority. The prisoners thronged together and were +pushed off the road. The convoy formed up. + +"The Emperor! The Emperor! The Marshal! The Duke!" and hardly had the +sleek cavalry passed, before a carriage drawn by six gray horses rattled +by. Pierre caught a glimpse of a man in a three-cornered hat with a +tranquil look on his handsome, plump, white face. It was one of the +marshals. His eye fell on Pierre's large and striking figure, and in the +expression with which he frowned and looked away Pierre thought he +detected sympathy and a desire to conceal that sympathy. + +The general in charge of the stores galloped after the carriage with a +red and frightened face, whipping up his skinny horse. Several officers +formed a group and some soldiers crowded round them. Their faces all +looked excited and worried. + +"What did he say? What did he say?" Pierre heard them ask. + +While the marshal was passing, the prisoners had huddled together in a +crowd, and Pierre saw Karataev whom he had not yet seen that morning. He +sat in his short overcoat leaning against a birch tree. On his face, +besides the look of joyful emotion it had worn yesterday while telling +the tale of the merchant who suffered innocently, there was now an +expression of quiet solemnity. + +Karataev looked at Pierre with his kindly round eyes now filled with +tears, evidently wishing him to come near that he might say something to +him. But Pierre was not sufficiently sure of himself. He made as if he +did not notice that look and moved hastily away. + +When the prisoners again went forward Pierre looked round. Karataev was +still sitting at the side of the road under the birch tree and two +Frenchmen were talking over his head. Pierre did not look round again +but went limping up the hill. + +From behind, where Karataev had been sitting, came the sound of a shot. +Pierre heard it plainly, but at that moment he remembered that he had +not yet finished reckoning up how many stages still remained to +Smolensk--a calculation he had begun before the marshal went by. And he +again started reckoning. Two French soldiers ran past Pierre, one of +whom carried a lowered and smoking gun. They both looked pale, and in +the expression on their faces--one of them glanced timidly at Pierre-- +there was something resembling what he had seen on the face of the young +soldier at the execution. Pierre looked at the soldier and remembered +that, two days before, that man had burned his shirt while drying it at +the fire and how they had laughed at him. + +Behind him, where Karataev had been sitting, the dog began to howl. +"What a stupid beast! Why is it howling?" thought Pierre. + +His comrades, the prisoner soldiers walking beside him, avoided looking +back at the place where the shot had been fired and the dog was howling, +just as Pierre did, but there was a set look on all their faces. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +The stores, the prisoners, and the marshal's baggage train stopped at +the village of Shamshevo. The men crowded together round the campfires. +Pierre went up to the fire, ate some roast horseflesh, lay down with his +back to the fire, and immediately fell asleep. He again slept as he had +done at Mozhaysk after the battle of Borodino. + +Again real events mingled with dreams and again someone, he or another, +gave expression to his thoughts, and even to the same thoughts that had +been expressed in his dream at Mozhaysk. + +"Life is everything. Life is God. Everything changes and moves and that +movement is God. And while there is life there is joy in consciousness +of the divine. To love life is to love God. Harder and more blessed than +all else is to love this life in one's sufferings, in innocent +sufferings." + +"Karataev!" came to Pierre's mind. + +And suddenly he saw vividly before him a long-forgotten, kindly old man +who had given him geography lessons in Switzerland. "Wait a bit," said +the old man, and showed Pierre a globe. This globe was alive--a +vibrating ball without fixed dimensions. Its whole surface consisted of +drops closely pressed together, and all these drops moved and changed +places, sometimes several of them merging into one, sometimes one +dividing into many. Each drop tried to spread out and occupy as much +space as possible, but others striving to do the same compressed it, +sometimes destroyed it, and sometimes merged with it. + +"That is life," said the old teacher. + +"How simple and clear it is," thought Pierre. "How is it I did not know +it before?" + +"God is in the midst, and each drop tries to expand so as to reflect Him +to the greatest extent. And it grows, merges, disappears from the +surface, sinks to the depths, and again emerges. There now, Karataev has +spread out and disappeared. Do you understand, my child?" said the +teacher. + +"Do you understand, damn you?" shouted a voice, and Pierre woke up. + +He lifted himself and sat up. A Frenchman who had just pushed a Russian +soldier away was squatting by the fire, engaged in roasting a piece of +meat stuck on a ramrod. His sleeves were rolled up and his sinewy, +hairy, red hands with their short fingers deftly turned the ramrod. His +brown morose face with frowning brows was clearly visible by the glow of +the charcoal. + +"It's all the same to him," he muttered, turning quickly to a soldier +who stood behind him. "Brigand! Get away!" + +And twisting the ramrod he looked gloomily at Pierre, who turned away +and gazed into the darkness. A prisoner, the Russian soldier the +Frenchman had pushed away, was sitting near the fire patting something +with his hand. Looking more closely Pierre recognized the blue-gray dog, +sitting beside the soldier, wagging its tail. + +"Ah, he's come?" said Pierre. "And Plat-" he began, but did not finish. + +Suddenly and simultaneously a crowd of memories awoke in his fancy--of +the look Platon had given him as he sat under the tree, of the shot +heard from that spot, of the dog's howl, of the guilty faces of the two +Frenchmen as they ran past him, of the lowered and smoking gun, and of +Karataev's absence at this halt--and he was on the point of realizing +that Karataev had been killed, but just at that instant, he knew not +why, the recollection came to his mind of a summer evening he had spent +with a beautiful Polish lady on the veranda of his house in Kiev. And +without linking up the events of the day or drawing a conclusion from +them, Pierre closed his eyes, seeing a vision of the country in +summertime mingled with memories of bathing and of the liquid, vibrating +globe, and he sank into water so that it closed over his head. + +Before sunrise he was awakened by shouts and loud and rapid firing. +French soldiers were running past him. + +"The Cossacks!" one of them shouted, and a moment later a crowd of +Russians surrounded Pierre. + +For a long time he could not understand what was happening to him. All +around he heard his comrades sobbing with joy. + +"Brothers! Dear fellows! Darlings!" old soldiers exclaimed, weeping, as +they embraced Cossacks and hussars. + +The hussars and Cossacks crowded round the prisoners; one offered them +clothes, another boots, and a third bread. Pierre sobbed as he sat among +them and could not utter a word. He hugged the first soldier who +approached him, and kissed him, weeping. + +Dolokhov stood at the gate of the ruined house, letting a crowd of +disarmed Frenchmen pass by. The French, excited by all that had +happened, were talking loudly among themselves, but as they passed +Dolokhov who gently switched his boots with his whip and watched them +with cold glassy eyes that boded no good, they became silent. On the +opposite side stood Dolokhov's Cossack, counting the prisoners and +marking off each hundred with a chalk line on the gate. + +"How many?" Dolokhov asked the Cossack. + +"The second hundred," replied the Cossack. + +"Filez, filez!" * Dolokhov kept saying, having adopted this expression +from the French, and when his eyes met those of the prisoners they +flashed with a cruel light. + + +* "Get along, get along!" + +Denisov, bareheaded and with a gloomy face, walked behind some Cossacks +who were carrying the body of Petya Rostov to a hole that had been dug +in the garden. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +After the twenty-eighth of October when the frosts began, the flight of +the French assumed a still more tragic character, with men freezing, or +roasting themselves to death at the campfires, while carriages with +people dressed in furs continued to drive past, carrying away the +property that had been stolen by the Emperor, kings, and dukes; but the +process of the flight and disintegration of the French army went on +essentially as before. + +From Moscow to Vyazma the French army of seventy-three thousand men not +reckoning the Guards (who did nothing during the whole war but pillage) +was reduced to thirty-six thousand, though not more than five thousand +had fallen in battle. From this beginning the succeeding terms of the +progression could be determined mathematically. The French army melted +away and perished at the same rate from Moscow to Vyazma, from Vyazma to +Smolensk, from Smolensk to the Berezina, and from the Berezina to Vilna- +-independently of the greater or lesser intensity of the cold, the +pursuit, the barring of the way, or any other particular conditions. +Beyond Vyazma the French army instead of moving in three columns huddled +together into one mass, and so went on to the end. Berthier wrote to his +Emperor (we know how far commanding officers allow themselves to diverge +from the truth in describing the condition of an army) and this is what +he said: + +I deem it my duty to report to Your Majesty the condition of the various +corps I have had occasion to observe during different stages of the last +two or three days' march. They are almost disbanded. Scarcely a quarter +of the soldiers remain with the standards of their regiments, the others +go off by themselves in different directions hoping to find food and +escape discipline. In general they regard Smolensk as the place where +they hope to recover. During the last few days many of the men have been +seen to throw away their cartridges and their arms. In such a state of +affairs, whatever your ultimate plans may be, the interest of Your +Majesty's service demands that the army should be rallied at Smolensk +and should first of all be freed from ineffectives, such as dismounted +cavalry, unnecessary baggage, and artillery material that is no longer +in proportion to the present forces. The soldiers, who are worn out with +hunger and fatigue, need these supplies as well as a few days' rest. +Many have died these last days on the road or at the bivouacs. This +state of things is continually becoming worse and makes one fear that +unless a prompt remedy is applied the troops will no longer be under +control in case of an engagement. + +November 9: twenty miles from Smolensk. + +After staggering into Smolensk which seemed to them a promised land, the +French, searching for food, killed one another, sacked their own stores, +and when everything had been plundered fled farther. + +They all went without knowing whither or why they were going. Still less +did that genius, Napoleon, know it, for no one issued any orders to him. +But still he and those about him retained their old habits: wrote +commands, letters, reports, and orders of the day; called one another +sire, mon cousin, prince d'Eckmuhl, roi de Naples, and so on. But these +orders and reports were only on paper, nothing in them was acted upon +for they could not be carried out, and though they entitled one another +Majesties, Highnesses, or Cousins, they all felt that they were +miserable wretches who had done much evil for which they had now to pay. +And though they pretended to be concerned about the army, each was +thinking only of himself and of how to get away quickly and save +himself. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +The movements of the Russian and French armies during the campaign from +Moscow back to the Niemen were like those in a game of Russian +blindman's bluff, in which two players are blindfolded and one of them +occasionally rings a little bell to inform the catcher of his +whereabouts. First he rings his bell fearlessly, but when he gets into a +tight place he runs away as quietly as he can, and often thinking to +escape runs straight into his opponent's arms. + +At first while they were still moving along the Kaluga road, Napoleon's +armies made their presence known, but later when they reached the +Smolensk road they ran holding the clapper of their bell tight--and +often thinking they were escaping ran right into the Russians. + +Owing to the rapidity of the French flight and the Russian pursuit and +the consequent exhaustion of the horses, the chief means of +approximately ascertaining the enemy's position--by cavalry scouting-- +was not available. Besides, as a result of the frequent and rapid change +of position by each army, even what information was obtained could not +be delivered in time. If news was received one day that the enemy had +been in a certain position the day before, by the third day when +something could have been done, that army was already two days' march +farther on and in quite another position. + +One army fled and the other pursued. Beyond Smolensk there were several +different roads available for the French, and one would have thought +that during their stay of four days they might have learned where the +enemy was, might have arranged some more advantageous plan and +undertaken something new. But after a four days' halt the mob, with no +maneuvers or plans, again began running along the beaten track, neither +to the right nor to the left but along the old--the worst--road, through +Krasnoe and Orsha. + +Expecting the enemy from behind and not in front, the French separated +in their flight and spread out over a distance of twenty-four hours. In +front of them all fled the Emperor, then the kings, then the dukes. The +Russian army, expecting Napoleon to take the road to the right beyond +the Dnieper--which was the only reasonable thing for him to do-- +themselves turned to the right and came out onto the highroad at +Krasnoe. And here as in a game of blindman's buff the French ran into +our vanguard. Seeing their enemy unexpectedly the French fell into +confusion and stopped short from the sudden fright, but then they +resumed their flight, abandoning their comrades who were farther behind. +Then for three days separate portions of the French army--first Murat's +(the vice-king's), then Davout's, and then Ney's--ran, as it were, the +gauntlet of the Russian army. They abandoned one another, abandoned all +their heavy baggage, their artillery, and half their men, and fled, +getting past the Russians by night by making semicircles to the right. + +Ney, who came last, had been busying himself blowing up the walls of +Smolensk which were in nobody's way, because despite the unfortunate +plight of the French or because of it, they wished to punish the floor +against which they had hurt themselves. Ney, who had had a corps of ten +thousand men, reached Napoleon at Orsha with only one thousand men left, +having abandoned all the rest and all his cannon, and having crossed the +Dnieper at night by stealth at a wooded spot. + +From Orsha they fled farther along the road to Vilna, still playing at +blindman's buff with the pursuing army. At the Berezina they again +became disorganized, many were drowned and many surrendered, but those +who got across the river fled farther. Their supreme chief donned a fur +coat and, having seated himself in a sleigh, galloped on alone, +abandoning his companions. The others who could do so drove away too, +leaving those who could not to surrender or die. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +This campaign consisted in a flight of the French during which they did +all they could to destroy themselves. From the time they turned onto the +Kaluga road to the day their leader fled from the army, none of the +movements of the crowd had any sense. So one might have thought that +regarding this period of the campaign the historians, who attributed the +actions of the mass to the will of one man, would have found it +impossible to make the story of the retreat fit their theory. But no! +Mountains of books have been written by the historians about this +campaign, and everywhere are described Napoleon's arrangements, the +maneuvers, and his profound plans which guided the army, as well as the +military genius shown by his marshals. + +The retreat from Malo-Yaroslavets when he had a free road into a well- +supplied district and the parallel road was open to him along which +Kutuzov afterwards pursued him--this unnecessary retreat along a +devastated road--is explained to us as being due to profound +considerations. Similarly profound considerations are given for his +retreat from Smolensk to Orsha. Then his heroism at Krasnoe is +described, where he is reported to have been prepared to accept battle +and take personal command, and to have walked about with a birch stick +and said: + +"J'ai assez fait l'empereur; il est temps de faire le general," * but +nevertheless immediately ran away again, abandoning to its fate the +scattered fragments of the army he left behind. + + +* "I have acted the Emperor long enough; it is time to act the general." + +Then we are told of the greatness of soul of the marshals, especially of +Ney--a greatness of soul consisting in this: that he made his way by +night around through the forest and across the Dnieper and escaped to +Orsha, abandoning standards, artillery, and nine tenths of his men. + +And lastly, the final departure of the great Emperor from his heroic +army is presented to us by the historians as something great and +characteristic of genius. Even that final running away, described in +ordinary language as the lowest depth of baseness which every child is +taught to be ashamed of--even that act finds justification in the +historians' language. + +When it is impossible to stretch the very elastic threads of historical +ratiocination any farther, when actions are clearly contrary to all that +humanity calls right or even just, the historians produce a saving +conception of "greatness." "Greatness," it seems, excludes the standards +of right and wrong. For the "great" man nothing is wrong, there is no +atrocity for which a "great" man can be blamed. + +"C'est grand!" * say the historians, and there no longer exists either +good or evil but only "grand" and "not grand." Grand is good, not grand +is bad. Grand is the characteristic, in their conception, of some +special animals called "heroes." And Napoleon, escaping home in a warm +fur coat and leaving to perish those who were not merely his comrades +but were (in his opinion) men he had brought there, feels que c'est +grand, *(2) and his soul is tranquil. + + +* "It is great." + +* (2) That it is great. + +"Du sublime (he saw something sublime in himself) au ridicule il n'y a +qu'un pas," * said he. And the whole world for fifty years has been +repeating: "Sublime! Grand! Napoleon le Grand!" Du sublime au ridicule +il n'y a qu'un pas. + + +* "From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step." + +And it occurs to no one that to admit a greatness not commensurable with +the standard of right and wrong is merely to admit one's own nothingness +and immeasurable meanness. + +For us with the standard of good and evil given us by Christ, no human +actions are incommensurable. And there is no greatness where simplicity, +goodness, and truth are absent. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +What Russian, reading the account of the last part of the campaign of +1812, has not experienced an uncomfortable feeling of regret, +dissatisfaction, and perplexity? Who has not asked himself how it is +that the French were not all captured or destroyed when our three armies +surrounded them in superior numbers, when the disordered French, hungry +and freezing, surrendered in crowds, and when (as the historians relate) +the aim of the Russians was to stop the French, to cut them off, and +capture them all? + +How was it that the Russian army, which when numerically weaker than the +French had given battle at Borodino, did not achieve its purpose when it +had surrounded the French on three sides and when its aim was to capture +them? Can the French be so enormously superior to us that when we had +surrounded them with superior forces we could not beat them? How could +that happen? + +History (or what is called by that name) replying to these questions +says that this occurred because Kutuzov and Tormasov and Chichagov, and +this man and that man, did not execute such and such maneuvers... + +But why did they not execute those maneuvers? And why if they were +guilty of not carrying out a prearranged plan were they not tried and +punished? But even if we admitted that Kutuzov, Chichagov, and others +were the cause of the Russian failures, it is still incomprehensible +why, the position of the Russian army being what it was at Krasnoe and +at the Berezina (in both cases we had superior forces), the French army +with its marshals, kings, and Emperor was not captured, if that was what +the Russians aimed at. + +The explanation of this strange fact given by Russian military +historians (to the effect that Kutuzov hindered an attack) is unfounded, +for we know that he could not restrain the troops from attacking at +Vyazma and Tarutino. + +Why was the Russian army--which with inferior forces had withstood the +enemy in full strength at Borodino--defeated at Krasnoe and the Berezina +by the disorganized crowds of the French when it was numerically +superior? + +If the aim of the Russians consisted in cutting off and capturing +Napoleon and his marshals--and that aim was not merely frustrated but +all attempts to attain it were most shamefully baffled--then this last +period of the campaign is quite rightly considered by the French to be a +series of victories, and quite wrongly considered victorious by Russian +historians. + +The Russian military historians in so far as they submit to claims of +logic must admit that conclusion, and in spite of their lyrical +rhapsodies about valor, devotion, and so forth, must reluctantly admit +that the French retreat from Moscow was a series of victories for +Napoleon and defeats for Kutuzov. + +But putting national vanity entirely aside one feels that such a +conclusion involves a contradiction, since the series of French +victories brought the French complete destruction, while the series of +Russian defeats led to the total destruction of their enemy and the +liberation of their country. + +The source of this contradiction lies in the fact that the historians +studying the events from the letters of the sovereigns and the generals, +from memoirs, reports, projects, and so forth, have attributed to this +last period of the war of 1812 an aim that never existed, namely that of +cutting off and capturing Napoleon with his marshals and his army. + +There never was or could have been such an aim, for it would have been +senseless and its attainment quite impossible. + +It would have been senseless, first because Napoleon's disorganized army +was flying from Russia with all possible speed, that is to say, was +doing just what every Russian desired. So what was the use of performing +various operations on the French who were running away as fast as they +possibly could? + +Secondly, it would have been senseless to block the passage of men whose +whole energy was directed to flight. + +Thirdly, it would have been senseless to sacrifice one's own troops in +order to destroy the French army, which without external interference +was destroying itself at such a rate that, though its path was not +blocked, it could not carry across the frontier more than it actually +did in December, namely a hundredth part of the original army. + +Fourthly, it would have been senseless to wish to take captive the +Emperor, kings, and dukes--whose capture would have been in the highest +degree embarrassing for the Russians, as the most adroit diplomatists of +the time (Joseph de Maistre and others) recognized. Still more senseless +would have been the wish to capture army corps of the French, when our +own army had melted away to half before reaching Krasnoe and a whole +division would have been needed to convoy the corps of prisoners, and +when our men were not always getting full rations and the prisoners +already taken were perishing of hunger. + +All the profound plans about cutting off and capturing Napoleon and his +army were like the plan of a market gardener who, when driving out of +his garden a cow that had trampled down the beds he had planted, should +run to the gate and hit the cow on the head. The only thing to be said +in excuse of that gardener would be that he was very angry. But not even +that could be said for those who drew up this project, for it was not +they who had suffered from the trampled beds. + +But besides the fact that cutting off Napoleon with his army would have +been senseless, it was impossible. + +It was impossible first because--as experience shows that a three-mile +movement of columns on a battlefield never coincides with the plans--the +probability of Chichagov, Kutuzov, and Wittgenstein effecting a junction +on time at an appointed place was so remote as to be tantamount to +impossibility, as in fact thought Kutuzov, who when he received the plan +remarked that diversions planned over great distances do not yield the +desired results. + +Secondly it was impossible, because to paralyze the momentum with which +Napoleon's army was retiring, incomparably greater forces than the +Russians possessed would have been required. + +Thirdly it was impossible, because the military term "to cut off" has no +meaning. One can cut off a slice of bread, but not an army. To cut off +an army--to bar its road--is quite impossible, for there is always +plenty of room to avoid capture and there is the night when nothing can +be seen, as the military scientists might convince themselves by the +example of Krasnoe and of the Berezina. It is only possible to capture +prisoners if they agree to be captured, just as it is only possible to +catch a swallow if it settles on one's hand. Men can only be taken +prisoners if they surrender according to the rules of strategy and +tactics, as the Germans did. But the French troops quite rightly did not +consider that this suited them, since death by hunger and cold awaited +them in flight or captivity alike. + +Fourthly and chiefly it was impossible, because never since the world +began has a war been fought under such conditions as those that obtained +in 1812, and the Russian army in its pursuit of the French strained its +strength to the utmost and could not have done more without destroying +itself. + +During the movement of the Russian army from Tarutino to Krasnoe it lost +fifty thousand sick or stragglers, that is a number equal to the +population of a large provincial town. Half the men fell out of the army +without a battle. + +And it is of this period of the campaign--when the army lacked boots and +sheepskin coats, was short of provisions and without vodka, and was +camping out at night for months in the snow with fifteen degrees of +frost, when there were only seven or eight hours of daylight and the +rest was night in which the influence of discipline cannot be +maintained, when men were taken into that region of death where +discipline fails, not for a few hours only as in a battle, but for +months, where they were every moment fighting death from hunger and +cold, when half the army perished in a single month--it is of this +period of the campaign that the historians tell us how Miloradovich +should have made a flank march to such and such a place, Tormasov to +another place, and Chichagov should have crossed (more than knee-deep in +snow) to somewhere else, and how so-and-so "routed" and "cut off" the +French and so on and so on. + +The Russians, half of whom died, did all that could and should have been +done to attain an end worthy of the nation, and they are not to blame +because other Russians, sitting in warm rooms, proposed that they should +do what was impossible. + +All that strange contradiction now difficult to understand between the +facts and the historical accounts only arises because the historians +dealing with the matter have written the history of the beautiful words +and sentiments of various generals, and not the history of the events. + +To them the words of Miloradovich seem very interesting, and so do their +surmises and the rewards this or that general received; but the question +of those fifty thousand men who were left in hospitals and in graves +does not even interest them, for it does not come within the range of +their investigation. + +Yet one need only discard the study of the reports and general plans and +consider the movement of those hundreds of thousands of men who took a +direct part in the events, and all the questions that seemed insoluble +easily and simply receive an immediate and certain solution. + +The aim of cutting off Napoleon and his army never existed except in the +imaginations of a dozen people. It could not exist because it was +senseless and unattainable. + +The people had a single aim: to free their land from invasion. That aim +was attained in the first place of itself, as the French ran away, and +so it was only necessary not to stop their flight. Secondly it was +attained by the guerrilla warfare which was destroying the French, and +thirdly by the fact that a large Russian army was following the French, +ready to use its strength in case their movement stopped. + +The Russian army had to act like a whip to a running animal. And the +experienced driver knew it was better to hold the whip raised as a +menace than to strike the running animal on the head. + +BOOK FIFTEEN: 1812 - 13 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +When seeing a dying animal a man feels a sense of horror: substance +similar to his own is perishing before his eyes. But when it is a +beloved and intimate human being that is dying, besides this horror at +the extinction of life there is a severance, a spiritual wound, which +like a physical wound is sometimes fatal and sometimes heals, but always +aches and shrinks at any external irritating touch. + +After Prince Andrew's death Natasha and Princess Mary alike felt this. +Drooping in spirit and closing their eyes before the menacing cloud of +death that overhung them, they dared not look life in the face. They +carefully guarded their open wounds from any rough and painful contact. +Everything: a carriage passing rapidly in the street, a summons to +dinner, the maid's inquiry what dress to prepare, or worse still any +word of insincere or feeble sympathy, seemed an insult, painfully +irritated the wound, interrupting that necessary quiet in which they +both tried to listen to the stern and dreadful choir that still +resounded in their imagination, and hindered their gazing into those +mysterious limitless vistas that for an instant had opened out before +them. + +Only when alone together were they free from such outrage and pain. They +spoke little even to one another, and when they did it was of very +unimportant matters. + +Both avoided any allusion to the future. To admit the possibility of a +future seemed to them to insult his memory. Still more carefully did +they avoid anything relating to him who was dead. It seemed to them that +what they had lived through and experienced could not be expressed in +words, and that any reference to the details of his life infringed the +majesty and sacredness of the mystery that had been accomplished before +their eyes. + +Continued abstention from speech, and constant avoidance of everything +that might lead up to the subject--this halting on all sides at the +boundary of what they might not mention--brought before their minds with +still greater purity and clearness what they were both feeling. + +But pure and complete sorrow is as impossible as pure and complete joy. +Princess Mary, in her position as absolute and independent arbiter of +her own fate and guardian and instructor of her nephew, was the first to +be called back to life from that realm of sorrow in which she had dwelt +for the first fortnight. She received letters from her relations to +which she had to reply; the room in which little Nicholas had been put +was damp and he began to cough; Alpatych came to Yaroslavl with reports +on the state of their affairs and with advice and suggestions that they +should return to Moscow to the house on the Vozdvizhenka Street, which +had remained uninjured and needed only slight repairs. Life did not +stand still and it was necessary to live. Hard as it was for Princess +Mary to emerge from the realm of secluded contemplation in which she had +lived till then, and sorry and almost ashamed as she felt to leave +Natasha alone, yet the cares of life demanded her attention and she +involuntarily yielded to them. She went through the accounts with +Alpatych, conferred with Dessalles about her nephew, and gave orders and +made preparations for the journey to Moscow. + +Natasha remained alone and, from the time Princess Mary began making +preparations for departure, held aloof from her too. + +Princess Mary asked the countess to let Natasha go with her to Moscow, +and both parents gladly accepted this offer, for they saw their daughter +losing strength every day and thought that a change of scene and the +advice of Moscow doctors would be good for her. + +"I am not going anywhere," Natasha replied when this was proposed to +her. "Do please just leave me alone!" And she ran out of the room, with +difficulty refraining from tears of vexation and irritation rather than +of sorrow. + +After she felt herself deserted by Princes Mary and alone in her grief, +Natasha spent most of the time in her room by herself, sitting huddled +up feet and all in the corner of the sofa, tearing and twisting +something with her slender nervous fingers and gazing intently and +fixedly at whatever her eyes chanced to fall on. This solitude exhausted +and tormented her but she was in absolute need of it. As soon as anyone +entered she got up quickly, changed her position and expression, and +picked up a book or some sewing, evidently waiting impatiently for the +intruder to go. + +She felt all the time as if she might at any moment penetrate that on +which--with a terrible questioning too great for her strength--her +spiritual gaze was fixed. + +One day toward the end of December Natasha, pale and thin, dressed in a +black woolen gown, her plaited hair negligently twisted into a knot, was +crouched feet and all in the corner of her sofa, nervously crumpling and +smoothing out the end of her sash while she looked at a corner of the +door. + +She was gazing in the direction in which he had gone--to the other side +of life. And that other side of life, of which she had never before +thought and which had formerly seemed to her so far away and improbable, +was now nearer and more akin and more comprehensible than this side of +life, where everything was either emptiness and desolation or suffering +and indignity. + +She was gazing where she knew him to be; but she could not imagine him +otherwise than as he had been here. She now saw him again as he had been +at Mytishchi, at Troitsa, and at Yaroslavl. + +She saw his face, heard his voice, repeated his words and her own, and +sometimes devised other words they might have spoken. + +There he is lying back in an armchair in his velvet cloak, leaning his +head on his thin pale hand. His chest is dreadfully hollow and his +shoulders raised. His lips are firmly closed, his eyes glitter, and a +wrinkle comes and goes on his pale forehead. One of his legs twitches +just perceptibly, but rapidly. Natasha knows that he is struggling with +terrible pain. "What is that pain like? Why does he have that pain? What +does he feel? How does it hurt him?" thought Natasha. He noticed her +watching him, raised his eyes, and began to speak seriously: + +"One thing would be terrible," said he: "to bind oneself forever to a +suffering man. It would be continual torture." And he looked searchingly +at her. Natasha as usual answered before she had time to think what she +would say. She said: "This can't go on--it won't. You will get well-- +quite well." + +She now saw him from the commencement of that scene and relived what she +had then felt. She recalled his long sad and severe look at those words +and understood the meaning of the rebuke and despair in that protracted +gaze. + +"I agreed," Natasha now said to herself, "that it would be dreadful if +he always continued to suffer. I said it then only because it would have +been dreadful for him, but he understood it differently. He thought it +would be dreadful for me. He then still wished to live and feared death. +And I said it so awkwardly and stupidly! I did not say what I meant. I +thought quite differently. Had I said what I thought, I should have +said: even if he had to go on dying, to die continually before my eyes, +I should have been happy compared with what I am now. Now there is +nothing... nobody. Did he know that? No, he did not and never will know +it. And now it will never, never be possible to put it right." And now +he again seemed to be saying the same words to her, only in her +imagination Natasha this time gave him a different answer. She stopped +him and said: "Terrible for you, but not for me! You know that for me +there is nothing in life but you, and to suffer with you is the greatest +happiness for me," and he took her hand and pressed it as he had pressed +it that terrible evening four days before his death. And in her +imagination she said other tender and loving words which she might have +said then but only spoke now: "I love thee!... thee! I love, love..." +she said, convulsively pressing her hands and setting her teeth with a +desperate effort... + +She was overcome by sweet sorrow and tears were already rising in her +eyes; then she suddenly asked herself to whom she was saying this. Again +everything was shrouded in hard, dry perplexity, and again with a +strained frown she peered toward the world where he was. And now, now it +seemed to her she was penetrating the mystery.... But at the instant +when it seemed that the incomprehensible was revealing itself to her a +loud rattle of the door handle struck painfully on her ears. Dunyasha, +her maid, entered the room quickly and abruptly with a frightened look +on her face and showing no concern for her mistress. + +"Come to your Papa at once, please!" said she with a strange, excited +look. "A misfortune... about Peter Ilynich... a letter," she finished +with a sob. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +Besides a feeling of aloofness from everybody Natasha was feeling a +special estrangement from the members of her own family. All of them-- +her father, mother, and Sonya--were so near to her, so familiar, so +commonplace, that all their words and feelings seemed an insult to the +world in which she had been living of late, and she felt not merely +indifferent to them but regarded them with hostility. She heard +Dunyasha's words about Peter Ilynich and a misfortune, but did not grasp +them. + +"What misfortune? What misfortune can happen to them? They just live +their own old, quiet, and commonplace life," thought Natasha. + +As she entered the ballroom her father was hurriedly coming out of her +mother's room. His face was puckered up and wet with tears. He had +evidently run out of that room to give vent to the sobs that were +choking him. When he saw Natasha he waved his arms despairingly and +burst into convulsively painful sobs that distorted his soft round face. + +"Pe... Petya... Go, go, she... is calling..." and weeping like a child +and quickly shuffling on his feeble legs to a chair, he almost fell into +it, covering his face with his hands. + +Suddenly an electric shock seemed to run through Natasha's whole being. +Terrible anguish struck her heart, she felt a dreadful ache as if +something was being torn inside her and she were dying. But the pain was +immediately followed by a feeling of release from the oppressive +constraint that had prevented her taking part in life. The sight of her +father, the terribly wild cries of her mother that she heard through the +door, made her immediately forget herself and her own grief. + +She ran to her father, but he feebly waved his arm, pointing to her +mother's door. Princess Mary, pale and with quivering chin, came out +from that room and taking Natasha by the arm said something to her. +Natasha neither saw nor heard her. She went in with rapid steps, pausing +at the door for an instant as if struggling with herself, and then ran +to her mother. + +The countess was lying in an armchair in a strange and awkward position, +stretching out and beating her head against the wall. Sonya and the +maids were holding her arms. + +"Natasha! Natasha!..." cried the countess. "It's not true... it's not +true... He's lying... Natasha!" she shrieked, pushing those around her +away. "Go away, all of you; it's not true! Killed!... ha, ha, ha!... +It's not true!" + +Natasha put one knee on the armchair, stooped over her mother, embraced +her, and with unexpected strength raised her, turned her face toward +herself, and clung to her. + +"Mummy!... darling!... I am here, my dearest Mummy," she kept on +whispering, not pausing an instant. + +She did not let go of her mother but struggled tenderly with her, +demanded a pillow and hot water, and unfastened and tore open her +mother's dress. + +"My dearest darling... Mummy, my precious!..." she whispered +incessantly, kissing her head, her hands, her face, and feeling her own +irrepressible and streaming tears tickling her nose and cheeks. + +The countess pressed her daughter's hand, closed her eyes, and became +quiet for a moment. Suddenly she sat up with unaccustomed swiftness, +glanced vacantly around her, and seeing Natasha began to press her +daughter's head with all her strength. Then she turned toward her +daughter's face which was wincing with pain and gazed long at it. + +"Natasha, you love me?" she said in a soft trustful whisper. "Natasha, +you would not deceive me? You'll tell me the whole truth?" + +Natasha looked at her with eyes full of tears and in her look there was +nothing but love and an entreaty for forgiveness. + +"My darling Mummy!" she repeated, straining all the power of her love to +find some way of taking on herself the excess of grief that crushed her +mother. + +And again in a futile struggle with reality her mother, refusing to +believe that she could live when her beloved boy was killed in the bloom +of life, escaped from reality into a world of delirium. + +Natasha did not remember how that day passed nor that night, nor the +next day and night. She did not sleep and did not leave her mother. Her +persevering and patient love seemed completely to surround the countess +every moment, not explaining or consoling, but recalling her to life. + +During the third night the countess kept very quiet for a few minutes, +and Natasha rested her head on the arm of her chair and closed her eyes, +but opened them again on hearing the bedstead creak. The countess was +sitting up in bed and speaking softly. + +"How glad I am you have come. You are tired. Won't you have some tea?" +Natasha went up to her. "You have improved in looks and grown more +manly," continued the countess, taking her daughter's hand. + +"Mamma! What are you saying..." + +"Natasha, he is no more, no more!" + +And embracing her daughter, the countess began to weep for the first +time. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Princess Mary postponed her departure. Sonya and the count tried to +replace Natasha but could not. They saw that she alone was able to +restrain her mother from unreasoning despair. For three weeks Natasha +remained constantly at her mother's side, sleeping on a lounge chair in +her room, making her eat and drink, and talking to her incessantly +because the mere sound of her tender, caressing tones soothed her +mother. + +The mother's wounded spirit could not heal. Petya's death had torn from +her half her life. When the news of Petya's death had come she had been +a fresh and vigorous woman of fifty, but a month later she left her room +a listless old woman taking no interest in life. But the same blow that +almost killed the countess, this second blow, restored Natasha to life. + +A spiritual wound produced by a rending of the spiritual body is like a +physical wound and, strange as it may seem, just as a deep wound may +heal and its edges join, physical and spiritual wounds alike can yet +heal completely only as the result of a vital force from within. + +Natasha's wound healed in that way. She thought her life was ended, but +her love for her mother unexpectedly showed her that the essence of +life--love--was still active within her. Love awoke and so did life. + +Prince Andrew's last days had bound Princess Mary and Natasha together; +this new sorrow brought them still closer to one another. Princess Mary +put off her departure, and for three weeks looked after Natasha as if +she had been a sick child. The last weeks passed in her mother's bedroom +had strained Natasha's physical strength. + +One afternoon noticing Natasha shivering with fever, Princess Mary took +her to her own room and made her lie down on the bed. Natasha lay down, +but when Princess Mary had drawn the blinds and was going away she +called her back. + +"I don't want to sleep, Mary, sit by me a little." + +"You are tired--try to sleep." + +"No, no. Why did you bring me away? She will be asking for me." + +"She is much better. She spoke so well today," said Princess Mary. + +Natasha lay on the bed and in the semidarkness of the room scanned +Princess Mary's face. + +"Is she like him?" thought Natasha. "Yes, like and yet not like. But she +is quite original, strange, new, and unknown. And she loves me. What is +in her heart? All that is good. But how? What is her mind like? What +does she think about me? Yes, she is splendid!" + +"Mary," she said timidly, drawing Princess Mary's hand to herself, +"Mary, you mustn't think me wicked. No? Mary darling, how I love you! +Let us be quite, quite friends." + +And Natasha, embracing her, began kissing her face and hands, making +Princess Mary feel shy but happy by this demonstration of her feelings. + +From that day a tender and passionate friendship such as exists only +between women was established between Princess Mary and Natasha. They +were continually kissing and saying tender things to one another and +spent most of their time together. When one went out the other became +restless and hastened to rejoin her. Together they felt more in harmony +with one another than either of them felt with herself when alone. A +feeling stronger than friendship sprang up between them; an exclusive +feeling of life being possible only in each other's presence. + +Sometimes they were silent for hours; sometimes after they were already +in bed they would begin talking and go on till morning. They spoke most +of what was long past. Princess Mary spoke of her childhood, of her +mother, her father, and her daydreams; and Natasha, who with a passive +lack of understanding had formerly turned away from that life of +devotion, submission, and the poetry of Christian self-sacrifice, now +feeling herself bound to Princess Mary by affection, learned to love her +past too and to understand a side of life previously incomprehensible to +her. She did not think of applying submission and self-abnegation to her +own life, for she was accustomed to seek other joys, but she understood +and loved in another those previously incomprehensible virtues. For +Princess Mary, listening to Natasha's tales of childhood and early +youth, there also opened out a new and hitherto uncomprehended side of +life: belief in life and its enjoyment. + +Just as before, they never mentioned him so as not to lower (as they +thought) their exalted feelings by words; but this silence about him had +the effect of making them gradually begin to forget him without being +conscious of it. + +Natasha had grown thin and pale and physically so weak that they all +talked about her health, and this pleased her. But sometimes she was +suddenly overcome by fear not only of death but of sickness, weakness, +and loss of good looks, and involuntarily she examined her bare arm +carefully, surprised at its thinness, and in the morning noticed her +drawn and, as it seemed to her, piteous face in her glass. It seemed to +her that things must be so, and yet it was dreadfully sad. + +One day she went quickly upstairs and found herself out of breath. +Unconsciously she immediately invented a reason for going down, and +then, testing her strength, ran upstairs again, observing the result. + +Another time when she called Dunyasha her voice trembled, so she called +again--though she could hear Dunyasha coming--called her in the deep +chest tones in which she had been wont to sing, and listened attentively +to herself. + +She did not know and would not have believed it, but beneath the layer +of slime that covered her soul and seemed to her impenetrable, delicate +young shoots of grass were already sprouting, which taking root would so +cover with their living verdure the grief that weighed her down that it +would soon no longer be seen or noticed. The wound had begun to heal +from within. + +At the end of January Princess Mary left for Moscow, and the count +insisted on Natasha's going with her to consult the doctors. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +After the encounter at Vyazma, where Kutuzov had been unable to hold +back his troops in their anxiety to overwhelm and cut off the enemy and +so on, the farther movement of the fleeing French, and of the Russians +who pursued them, continued as far as Krasnoe without a battle. The +flight was so rapid that the Russian army pursuing the French could not +keep up with them; cavalry and artillery horses broke down, and the +information received of the movements of the French was never reliable. + +The men in the Russian army were so worn out by this continuous marching +at the rate of twenty-seven miles a day that they could not go any +faster. + +To realize the degree of exhaustion of the Russian army it is only +necessary to grasp clearly the meaning of the fact that, while not +losing more than five thousand killed and wounded after Tarutino and +less than a hundred prisoners, the Russian army which left that place a +hundred thousand strong reached Krasnoe with only fifty thousand. + +The rapidity of the Russian pursuit was just as destructive to our army +as the flight of the French was to theirs. The only difference was that +the Russian army moved voluntarily, with no such threat of destruction +as hung over the French, and that the sick Frenchmen were left behind in +enemy hands while the sick Russians left behind were among their own +people. The chief cause of the wastage of Napoleon's army was the +rapidity of its movement, and a convincing proof of this is the +corresponding decrease of the Russian army. + +Kutuzov as far as was in his power, instead of trying to check the +movement of the French as was desired in Petersburg and by the Russian +army generals, directed his whole activity here, as he had done at +Tarutino and Vyazma, to hastening it on while easing the movement of our +army. + +But besides this, since the exhaustion and enormous diminution of the +army caused by the rapidity of the advance had become evident, another +reason for slackening the pace and delaying presented itself to Kutuzov. +The aim of the Russian army was to pursue the French. The road the +French would take was unknown, and so the closer our troops trod on +their heels the greater distance they had to cover. Only by following at +some distance could one cut across the zigzag path of the French. All +the artful maneuvers suggested by our generals meant fresh movements of +the army and a lengthening of its marches, whereas the only reasonable +aim was to shorten those marches. To that end Kutuzov's activity was +directed during the whole campaign from Moscow to Vilna--not casually or +intermittently but so consistently that he never once deviated from it. + +Kutuzov felt and knew--not by reasoning or science but with the whole of +his Russian being--what every Russian soldier felt: that the French were +beaten, that the enemy was flying and must be driven out; but at the +same time he like the soldiers realized all the hardship of this march, +the rapidity of which was unparalleled for such a time of the year. + +But to the generals, especially the foreign ones in the Russian army, +who wished to distinguish themselves, to astonish somebody, and for some +reason to capture a king or a duke--it seemed that now--when any battle +must be horrible and senseless--was the very time to fight and conquer +somebody. Kutuzov merely shrugged his shoulders when one after another +they presented projects of maneuvers to be made with those soldiers-- +ill-shod, insufficiently clad, and half starved--who within a month and +without fighting a battle had dwindled to half their number, and who at +the best if the flight continued would have to go a greater distance +than they had already traversed, before they reached the frontier. + +This longing to distinguish themselves, to maneuver, to overthrow, and +to cut off showed itself particularly whenever the Russians stumbled on +the French army. + +So it was at Krasnoe, where they expected to find one of the three +French columns and stumbled instead on Napoleon himself with sixteen +thousand men. Despite all Kutuzov's efforts to avoid that ruinous +encounter and to preserve his troops, the massacre of the broken mob of +French soldiers by worn-out Russians continued at Krasnoe for three +days. + +Toll wrote a disposition: "The first column will march to so and so," +etc. And as usual nothing happened in accord with the disposition. +Prince Eugene of Wurttemberg fired from a hill over the French crowds +that were running past, and demanded reinforcements which did not +arrive. The French, avoiding the Russians, dispersed and hid themselves +in the forest by night, making their way round as best they could, and +continued their flight. + +Miloradovich, who said he did not want to know anything about the +commissariat affairs of his detachment, and could never be found when he +was wanted--that chevalier sans peur et sans reproche * as he styled +himself--who was fond of parleys with the French, sent envoys demanding +their surrender, wasted time, and did not do what he was ordered to do. + + +* Knight without fear and without reproach. + +"I give you that column, lads," he said, riding up to the troops and +pointing out the French to the cavalry. + +And the cavalry, with spurs and sabers urging on horses that could +scarcely move, trotted with much effort to the column presented to them- +-that is to say, to a crowd of Frenchmen stark with cold, frost-bitten, +and starving--and the column that had been presented to them threw down +its arms and surrendered as it had long been anxious to do. + +At Krasnoe they took twenty-six thousand prisoners, several hundred +cannon, and a stick called a "marshal's staff," and disputed as to who +had distinguished himself and were pleased with their achievement-- +though they much regretted not having taken Napoleon, or at least a +marshal or a hero of some sort, and reproached one another and +especially Kutuzov for having failed to do so. + +These men, carried away by their passions, were but blind tools of the +most melancholy law of necessity, but considered themselves heroes and +imagined that they were accomplishing a most noble and honorable deed. +They blamed Kutuzov and said that from the very beginning of the +campaign he had prevented their vanquishing Napoleon, that he thought of +nothing but satisfying his passions and would not advance from the Linen +Factories because he was comfortable there, that at Krasnoe he checked +the advance because on learning that Napoleon was there he had quite +lost his head, and that it was probable that he had an understanding +with Napoleon and had been bribed by him, and so on, and so on. + +Not only did his contemporaries, carried away by their passions, talk in +this way, but posterity and history have acclaimed Napoleon as grand, +while Kutuzov is described by foreigners as a crafty, dissolute, weak +old courtier, and by Russians as something indefinite--a sort of puppet +useful only because he had a Russian name. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +In 1812 and 1813 Kutuzov was openly accused of blundering. The Emperor +was dissatisfied with him. And in a history recently written by order of +the Highest Authorities it is said that Kutuzov was a cunning court +liar, frightened of the name of Napoleon, and that by his blunders at +Krasnoe and the Berezina he deprived the Russian army of the glory of +complete victory over the French. * + + +* History of the year 1812. The character of Kutuzov and reflections on +the unsatisfactory results of the battles at Krasnoe, by Bogdanovich. + +Such is the fate not of great men (grands hommes) whom the Russian mind +does not acknowledge, but of those rare and always solitary individuals +who, discerning the will of Providence, submit their personal will to +it. The hatred and contempt of the crowd punish such men for discerning +the higher laws. + +For Russian historians, strange and terrible to say, Napoleon--that most +insignificant tool of history who never anywhere, even in exile, showed +human dignity--Napoleon is the object of adulation and enthusiasm; he is +grand. But Kutuzov--the man who from the beginning to the end of his +activity in 1812, never once swerving by word or deed from Borodino to +Vilna, presented an example exceptional in history of self-sacrifice and +a present consciousness of the future importance of what was happening-- +Kutuzov seems to them something indefinite and pitiful, and when +speaking of him and of the year 1812 they always seem a little ashamed. + +And yet it is difficult to imagine an historical character whose +activity was so unswervingly directed to a single aim; and it would be +difficult to imagine any aim more worthy or more consonant with the will +of the whole people. Still more difficult would it be to find an +instance in history of the aim of an historical personage being so +completely accomplished as that to which all Kutuzov's efforts were +directed in 1812. + +Kutuzov never talked of "forty centuries looking down from the +Pyramids," of the sacrifices he offered for the fatherland, or of what +he intended to accomplish or had accomplished; in general he said +nothing about himself, adopted no pose, always appeared to be the +simplest and most ordinary of men, and said the simplest and most +ordinary things. He wrote letters to his daughters and to Madame de +Stael, read novels, liked the society of pretty women, jested with +generals, officers, and soldiers, and never contradicted those who tried +to prove anything to him. When Count Rostopchin at the Yauza bridge +galloped up to Kutuzov with personal reproaches for having caused the +destruction of Moscow, and said: "How was it you promised not to abandon +Moscow without a battle?" Kutuzov replied: "And I shall not abandon +Moscow without a battle," though Moscow was then already abandoned. When +Arakcheev, coming to him from the Emperor, said that Ermolov ought to be +appointed chief of the artillery, Kutuzov replied: "Yes, I was just +saying so myself," though a moment before he had said quite the +contrary. What did it matter to him--who then alone amid a senseless +crowd understood the whole tremendous significance of what was +happening--what did it matter to him whether Rostopchin attributed the +calamities of Moscow to him or to himself? Still less could it matter to +him who was appointed chief of the artillery. + +Not merely in these cases but continually did that old man--who by +experience of life had reached the conviction that thoughts and the +words serving as their expression are not what move people--use quite +meaningless words that happened to enter his head. + +But that man, so heedless of his words, did not once during the whole +time of his activity utter one word inconsistent with the single aim +toward which he moved throughout the whole war. Obviously in spite of +himself, in very diverse circumstances, he repeatedly expressed his real +thoughts with the bitter conviction that he would not be understood. +Beginning with the battle of Borodino, from which time his disagreement +with those about him began, he alone said that the battle of Borodino +was a victory, and repeated this both verbally and in his dispatches and +reports up to the time of his death. He alone said that the loss of +Moscow is not the loss of Russia. In reply to Lauriston's proposal of +peace, he said: There can be no peace, for such is the people's will. He +alone during the retreat of the French said that all our maneuvers are +useless, everything is being accomplished of itself better than we could +desire; that the enemy must be offered "a golden bridge"; that neither +the Tarutino, the Vyazma, nor the Krasnoe battles were necessary; that +we must keep some force to reach the frontier with, and that he would +not sacrifice a single Russian for ten Frenchmen. + +And this courtier, as he is described to us, who lies to Arakcheev to +please the Emperor, he alone--incurring thereby the Emperor's +displeasure--said in Vilna that to carry the war beyond the frontier is +useless and harmful. + +Nor do words alone prove that only he understood the meaning of the +events. His actions--without the smallest deviation--were all directed +to one and the same threefold end: (1) to brace all his strength for +conflict with the French, (2) to defeat them, and (3) to drive them out +of Russia, minimizing as far as possible the sufferings of our people +and of our army. + +This procrastinator Kutuzov, whose motto was "Patience and Time," this +enemy of decisive action, gave battle at Borodino, investing the +preparations for it with unparalleled solemnity. This Kutuzov who before +the battle of Austerlitz began said that it would be lost, he alone, in +contradiction to everyone else, declared till his death that Borodino +was a victory, despite the assurance of generals that the battle was +lost and despite the fact that for an army to have to retire after +winning a battle was unprecedented. He alone during the whole retreat +insisted that battles, which were useless then, should not be fought, +and that a new war should not be begun nor the frontiers of Russia +crossed. + +It is easy now to understand the significance of these events--if only +we abstain from attributing to the activity of the mass aims that +existed only in the heads of a dozen individuals--for the events and +results now lie before us. + +But how did that old man, alone, in opposition to the general opinion, +so truly discern the importance of the people's view of the events that +in all his activity he was never once untrue to it? + +The source of that extraordinary power of penetrating the meaning of the +events then occuring lay in the national feeling which he possessed in +full purity and strength. + +Only the recognition of the fact that he possessed this feeling caused +the people in so strange a manner, contrary to the Tsar's wish, to +select him--an old man in disfavor--to be their representative in the +national war. And only that feeling placed him on that highest human +pedestal from which he, the commander-in-chief, devoted all his powers +not to slaying and destroying men but to saving and showing pity on +them. + +That simple, modest, and therefore truly great, figure could not be cast +in the false mold of a European hero--the supposed ruler of men--that +history has invented. + +To a lackey no man can be great, for a lackey has his own conception of +greatness. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +The fifth of November was the first day of what is called the battle of +Krasnoe. Toward evening--after much disputing and many mistakes made by +generals who did not go to their proper places, and after adjutants had +been sent about with counterorders--when it had become plain that the +enemy was everywhere in flight and that there could and would be no +battle, Kutuzov left Krasnoe and went to Dobroe whither his headquarters +had that day been transferred. + +The day was clear and frosty. Kutuzov rode to Dobroe on his plump little +white horse, followed by an enormous suite of discontented generals who +whispered among themselves behind his back. All along the road groups of +French prisoners captured that day (there were seven thousand of them) +were crowding to warm themselves at campfires. Near Dobroe an immense +crowd of tattered prisoners, buzzing with talk and wrapped and bandaged +in anything they had been able to get hold of, were standing in the road +beside a long row of unharnessed French guns. At the approach of the +commander-in-chief the buzz of talk ceased and all eyes were fixed on +Kutuzov who, wearing a white cap with a red band and a padded overcoat +that bulged on his round shoulders, moved slowly along the road on his +white horse. One of the generals was reporting to him where the guns and +prisoners had been captured. + +Kutuzov seemed preoccupied and did not listen to what the general was +saying. He screwed up his eyes with a dissatisfied look as he gazed +attentively and fixedly at these prisoners, who presented a specially +wretched appearance. Most of them were disfigured by frost-bitten noses +and cheeks, and nearly all had red, swollen and festering eyes. + +One group of the French stood close to the road, and two of them, one of +whom had his face covered with sores, were tearing a piece of raw flesh +with their hands. There was something horrible and bestial in the +fleeting glance they threw at the riders and in the malevolent +expression with which, after a glance at Kutuzov, the soldier with the +sores immediately turned away and went on with what he was doing. + +Kutuzov looked long and intently at these two soldiers. He puckered his +face, screwed up his eyes, and pensively swayed his head. At another +spot he noticed a Russian soldier laughingly patting a Frenchman on the +shoulder, saying something to him in a friendly manner, and Kutuzov with +the same expression on his face again swayed his head. + +"What were you saying?" he asked the general, who continuing his report +directed the commander-in-chief's attention to some standards captured +from the French and standing in front of the Preobrazhensk regiment. + +"Ah, the standards!" said Kutuzov, evidently detaching himself with +difficulty from the thoughts that preoccupied him. + +He looked about him absently. Thousands of eyes were looking at him from +all sides awaiting a word from him. + +He stopped in front of the Preobrazhensk regiment, sighed deeply, and +closed his eyes. One of his suite beckoned to the soldiers carrying the +standards to advance and surround the commander-in-chief with them. +Kutuzov was silent for a few seconds and then, submitting with evident +reluctance to the duty imposed by his position, raised his head and +began to speak. A throng of officers surrounded him. He looked +attentively around at the circle of officers, recognizing several of +them. + +"I thank you all!" he said, addressing the soldiers and then again the +officers. In the stillness around him his slowly uttered words were +distinctly heard. "I thank you all for your hard and faithful service. +The victory is complete and Russia will not forget you! Honor to you +forever." + +He paused and looked around. + +"Lower its head, lower it!" he said to a soldier who had accidentally +lowered the French eagle he was holding before the Preobrazhensk +standards. "Lower, lower, that's it. Hurrah lads!" he added, addressing +the men with a rapid movement of his chin. + +"Hur-r-rah!" roared thousands of voices. + +While the soldiers were shouting Kutuzov leaned forward in his saddle +and bowed his head, and his eye lit up with a mild and apparently ironic +gleam. + +"You see, brothers..." said he when the shouts had ceased... and all at +once his voice and the expression of his face changed. It was no longer +the commander-in-chief speaking but an ordinary old man who wanted to +tell his comrades something very important. + +There was a stir among the throng of officers and in the ranks of the +soldiers, who moved that they might hear better what he was going to +say. + +"You see, brothers, I know it's hard for you, but it can't be helped! +Bear up; it won't be for long now! We'll see our visitors off and then +we'll rest. The Tsar won't forget your service. It is hard for you, but +still you are at home while they--you see what they have come to," said +he, pointing to the prisoners. "Worse off than our poorest beggars. +While they were strong we didn't spare ourselves, but now we may even +pity them. They are human beings too. Isn't it so, lads?" + +He looked around, and in the direct, respectful, wondering gaze fixed +upon him he read sympathy with what he had said. His face grew brighter +and brighter with an old man's mild smile, which drew the corners of his +lips and eyes into a cluster of wrinkles. He ceased speaking and bowed +his head as if in perplexity. + +"But after all who asked them here? Serves them right, the bloody +bastards!" he cried, suddenly lifting his head. + +And flourishing his whip he rode off at a gallop for the first time +during the whole campaign, and left the broken ranks of the soldiers +laughing joyfully and shouting "Hurrah!" + +Kutuzov's words were hardly understood by the troops. No one could have +repeated the field marshal's address, begun solemnly and then changing +into an old man's simplehearted talk; but the hearty sincerity of that +speech, the feeling of majestic triumph combined with pity for the foe +and consciousness of the justice of our cause, exactly expressed by that +old man's good-natured expletives, was not merely understood but lay in +the soul of every soldier and found expression in their joyous and long- +sustained shouts. Afterwards when one of the generals addressed Kutuzov +asking whether he wished his caleche to be sent for, Kutuzov in +answering unexpectedly gave a sob, being evidently greatly moved. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +When the troops reached their night's halting place on the eighth of +November, the last day of the Krasnoe battles, it was already growing +dusk. All day it had been calm and frosty with occasional lightly +falling snow and toward evening it began to clear. Through the falling +snow a purple-black and starry sky showed itself and the frost grew +keener. + +An infantry regiment which had left Tarutino three thousand strong but +now numbered only nine hundred was one of the first to arrive that night +at its halting place--a village on the highroad. The quartermasters who +met the regiment announced that all the huts were full of sick and dead +Frenchmen, cavalrymen, and members of the staff. There was only one hut +available for the regimental commander. + +The commander rode up to his hut. The regiment passed through the +village and stacked its arms in front of the last huts. + +Like some huge many-limbed animal, the regiment began to prepare its +lair and its food. One part of it dispersed and waded knee-deep through +the snow into a birch forest to the right of the village, and +immediately the sound of axes and swords, the crashing of branches, and +merry voices could be heard from there. Another section amid the +regimental wagons and horses which were standing in a group was busy +getting out caldrons and rye biscuit, and feeding the horses. A third +section scattered through the village arranging quarters for the staff +officers, carrying out the French corpses that were in the huts, and +dragging away boards, dry wood, and thatch from the roofs, for the +campfires, or wattle fences to serve for shelter. + +Some fifteen men with merry shouts were shaking down the high wattle +wall of a shed, the roof of which had already been removed. + +"Now then, all together--shove!" cried the voices, and the huge surface +of the wall, sprinkled with snow and creaking with frost, was seen +swaying in the gloom of the night. The lower stakes cracked more and +more and at last the wall fell, and with it the men who had been pushing +it. Loud, coarse laughter and joyous shouts ensued. + +"Now then, catch hold in twos! Hand up the lever! That's it... Where are +you shoving to?" + +"Now, all together! But wait a moment, boys... With a song!" + +All stood silent, and a soft, pleasant velvety voice began to sing. At +the end of the third verse as the last note died away, twenty voices +roared out at once: "Oo-oo-oo-oo! That's it. All together! Heave away, +boys!..." but despite their united efforts the wattle hardly moved, and +in the silence that followed the heavy breathing of the men was audible. + +"Here, you of the Sixth Company! Devils that you are! Lend a hand... +will you? You may want us one of these days." + +Some twenty men of the Sixth Company who were on their way into the +village joined the haulers, and the wattle wall, which was about thirty- +five feet long and seven feet high, moved forward along the village +street, swaying, pressing upon and cutting the shoulders of the gasping +men. + +"Get along... Falling? What are you stopping for? There now..." + +Merry senseless words of abuse flowed freely. + +"What are you up to?" suddenly came the authoritative voice of a +sergeant major who came upon the men who were hauling their burden. +"There are gentry here; the general himself is in that hut, and you +foul-mouthed devils, you brutes, I'll give it to you!" shouted he, +hitting the first man who came in his way a swinging blow on the back. +"Can't you make less noise?" + +The men became silent. The soldier who had been struck groaned and wiped +his face, which had been scratched till it bled by his falling against +the wattle. + +"There, how that devil hits out! He's made my face all bloody," said he +in a frightened whisper when the sergeant major had passed on. + +"Don't you like it?" said a laughing voice, and moderating their tones +the men moved forward. + +When they were out of the village they began talking again as loud as +before, interlarding their talk with the same aimless expletives. + +In the hut which the men had passed, the chief officers had gathered and +were in animated talk over their tea about the events of the day and the +maneuvers suggested for tomorrow. It was proposed to make a flank march +to the left, cut off the Vice-King (Murat) and capture him. + +By the time the soldiers had dragged the wattle fence to its place the +campfires were blazing on all sides ready for cooking, the wood +crackled, the snow was melting, and black shadows of soldiers flitted to +and fro all over the occupied space where the snow had been trodden +down. + +Axes and choppers were plied all around. Everything was done without any +orders being given. Stores of wood were brought for the night, shelters +were rigged up for the officers, caldrons were being boiled, and muskets +and accouterments put in order. + +The wattle wall the men had brought was set up in a semicircle by the +Eighth Company as a shelter from the north, propped up by musket rests, +and a campfire was built before it. They beat the tattoo, called the +roll, had supper, and settled down round the fires for the night--some +repairing their footgear, some smoking pipes, and some stripping +themselves naked to steam the lice out of their shirts. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +One would have thought that under the almost incredibly wretched +conditions the Russian soldiers were in at that time--lacking warm boots +and sheepskin coats, without a roof over their heads, in the snow with +eighteen degrees of frost, and without even full rations (the +commissariat did not always keep up with the troops)--they would have +presented a very sad and depressing spectacle. + +On the contrary, the army had never under the best material conditions +presented a more cheerful and animated aspect. This was because all who +began to grow depressed or who lost strength were sifted out of the army +day by day. All the physically or morally weak had long since been left +behind and only the flower of the army--physically and mentally-- +remained. + +More men collected behind the wattle fence of the Eighth Company than +anywhere else. Two sergeants major were sitting with them and their +campfire blazed brighter than others. For leave to sit by their wattle +they demanded contributions of fuel. + +"Eh, Makeev! What has become of you, you son of a bitch? Are you lost or +have the wolves eaten you? Fetch some more wood!" shouted a red-haired +and red-faced man, screwing up his eyes and blinking because of the +smoke but not moving back from the fire. "And you, Jackdaw, go and fetch +some wood!" said he to another soldier. + +This red-haired man was neither a sergeant nor a corporal, but being +robust he ordered about those weaker than himself. The soldier they +called "Jackdaw," a thin little fellow with a sharp nose, rose +obediently and was about to go but at that instant there came into the +light of the fire the slender, handsome figure of a young soldier +carrying a load of wood. + +"Bring it here--that's fine!" + +They split up the wood, pressed it down on the fire, blew at it with +their mouths, and fanned it with the skirts of their greatcoats, making +the flames hiss and crackle. The men drew nearer and lit their pipes. +The handsome young soldier who had brought the wood, setting his arms +akimbo, began stamping his cold feet rapidly and deftly on the spot +where he stood. + +"Mother! The dew is cold but clear.... It's well that I'm a +musketeer..." he sang, pretending to hiccough after each syllable. + +"Look out, your soles will fly off!" shouted the red-haired man, +noticing that the sole of the dancer's boot was hanging loose. "What a +fellow you are for dancing!" + +The dancer stopped, pulled off the loose piece of leather, and threw it +on the fire. + +"Right enough, friend," said he, and, having sat down, took out of his +knapsack a scrap of blue French cloth, and wrapped it round his foot. +"It's the steam that spoils them," he added, stretching out his feet +toward the fire. + +"They'll soon be issuing us new ones. They say that when we've finished +hammering them, we're to receive double kits!" + +"And that son of a bitch Petrov has lagged behind after all, it seems," +said one sergeant major. + +"I've had an eye on him this long while," said the other. + +"Well, he's a poor sort of soldier..." + +"But in the Third Company they say nine men were missing yesterday." + +"Yes, it's all very well, but when a man's feet are frozen how can he +walk?" + +"Eh? Don't talk nonsense!" said a sergeant major. + +"Do you want to be doing the same?" said an old soldier, turning +reproachfully to the man who had spoken of frozen feet. + +"Well, you know," said the sharp-nosed man they called Jackdaw in a +squeaky and unsteady voice, raising himself at the other side of the +fire, "a plump man gets thin, but for a thin one it's death. Take me, +now! I've got no strength left," he added, with sudden resolution +turning to the sergeant major. "Tell them to send me to hospital; I'm +aching all over; anyway I shan't be able to keep up." + +"That'll do, that'll do!" replied the sergeant major quietly. + +The soldier said no more and the talk went on. + +"What a lot of those Frenchies were taken today, and the fact is that +not one of them had what you might call real boots on," said a soldier, +starting a new theme. "They were no more than make-believes." + +"The Cossacks have taken their boots. They were clearing the hut for the +colonel and carried them out. It was pitiful to see them, boys," put in +the dancer. "As they turned them over one seemed still alive and, would +you believe it, he jabbered something in their lingo." + +"But they're a clean folk, lads," the first man went on; "he was white-- +as white as birchbark--and some of them are such fine fellows, you might +think they were nobles." + +"Well, what do you think? They make soldiers of all classes there." + +"But they don't understand our talk at all," said the dancer with a +puzzled smile. "I asked him whose subject he was, and he jabbered in his +own way. A queer lot!" + +"But it's strange, friends," continued the man who had wondered at their +whiteness, "the peasants at Mozhaysk were saying that when they began +burying the dead--where the battle was you know--well, those dead had +been lying there for nearly a month, and says the peasant, 'they lie as +white as paper, clean, and not as much smell as a puff of powder +smoke.'" + +"Was it from the cold?" asked someone. + +"You're a clever fellow! From the cold indeed! Why, it was hot. If it +had been from the cold, ours would not have rotted either. 'But,' he +says, 'go up to ours and they are all rotten and maggoty. So,' he says, +'we tie our faces up with kerchiefs and turn our heads away as we drag +them off: we can hardly do it. But theirs,' he says, 'are white as paper +and not so much smell as a whiff of gunpowder.'" + +All were silent. + +"It must be from their food," said the sergeant major. "They used to +gobble the same food as the gentry." + +No one contradicted him. + +"That peasant near Mozhaysk where the battle was said the men were all +called up from ten villages around and they carted for twenty days and +still didn't finish carting the dead away. And as for the wolves, he +says..." + +"That was a real battle," said an old soldier. "It's the only one worth +remembering; but since that... it's only been tormenting folk." + +"And do you know, Daddy, the day before yesterday we ran at them and, my +word, they didn't let us get near before they just threw down their +muskets and went on their knees. 'Pardon!' they say. That's only one +case. They say Platov took 'Poleon himself twice. But he didn't know the +right charm. He catches him and catches him--no good! He turns into a +bird in his hands and flies away. And there's no way of killing him +either." + +"You're a first-class liar, Kiselev, when I come to look at you!" + +"Liar, indeed! It's the real truth." + +"If he fell into my hands, when I'd caught him I'd bury him in the +ground with an aspen stake to fix him down. What a lot of men he's +ruined!" + +"Well, anyhow we're going to end it. He won't come here again," remarked +the old soldier, yawning. + +The conversation flagged, and the soldiers began settling down to sleep. + +"Look at the stars. It's wonderful how they shine! You would think the +women had spread out their linen," said one of the men, gazing with +admiration at the Milky Way. + +"That's a sign of a good harvest next year." + +"We shall want some more wood." + +"You warm your back and your belly gets frozen. That's queer." + +"O Lord!" + +"What are you pushing for? Is the fire only for you? Look how he's +sprawling!" + +In the silence that ensued, the snoring of those who had fallen asleep +could be heard. Others turned over and warmed themselves, now and again +exchanging a few words. From a campfire a hundred paces off came a sound +of general, merry laughter. + +"Hark at them roaring there in the Fifth Company!" said one of the +soldiers, "and what a lot of them there are!" + +One of the men got up and went over to the Fifth Company. + +"They're having such fun," said he, coming back. "Two Frenchies have +turned up. One's quite frozen and the other's an awful swaggerer. He's +singing songs...." + +"Oh, I'll go across and have a look...." + +And several of the men went over to the Fifth Company. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +The fifth company was bivouacking at the very edge of the forest. A huge +campfire was blazing brightly in the midst of the snow, lighting up the +branches of trees heavy with hoarfrost. + +About midnight they heard the sound of steps in the snow of the forest, +and the crackling of dry branches. + +"A bear, lads," said one of the men. + +They all raised their heads to listen, and out of the forest into the +bright firelight stepped two strangely clad human figures clinging to +one another. + +These were two Frenchmen who had been hiding in the forest. They came up +to the fire, hoarsely uttering something in a language our soldiers did +not understand. One was taller than the other; he wore an officer's hat +and seemed quite exhausted. On approaching the fire he had been going to +sit down, but fell. The other, a short sturdy soldier with a shawl tied +round his head, was stronger. He raised his companion and said +something, pointing to his mouth. The soldiers surrounded the Frenchmen, +spread a greatcoat on the ground for the sick man, and brought some +buckwheat porridge and vodka for both of them. + +The exhausted French officer was Ramballe and the man with his head +wrapped in the shawl was Morel, his orderly. + +When Morel had drunk some vodka and finished his bowl of porridge he +suddenly became unnaturally merry and chattered incessantly to the +soldiers, who could not understand him. Ramballe refused food and +resting his head on his elbow lay silent beside the campfire, looking at +the Russian soldiers with red and vacant eyes. Occasionally he emitted a +long-drawn groan and then again became silent. Morel, pointing to his +shoulders, tried to impress on the soldiers the fact that Ramballe was +an officer and ought to be warmed. A Russian officer who had come up to +the fire sent to ask his colonel whether he would not take a French +officer into his hut to warm him, and when the messenger returned and +said that the colonel wished the officer to be brought to him, Ramballe +was told to go. He rose and tried to walk, but staggered and would have +fallen had not a soldier standing by held him up. + +"You won't do it again, eh?" said one of the soldiers, winking and +turning mockingly to Ramballe. + +"Oh, you fool! Why talk rubbish, lout that you are--a real peasant!" +came rebukes from all sides addressed to the jesting soldier. + +They surrounded Ramballe, lifted him on the crossed arms of two +soldiers, and carried him to the hut. Ramballe put his arms around their +necks while they carried him and began wailing plaintively: + +"Oh, you fine fellows, my kind, kind friends! These are men! Oh, my +brave, kind friends," and he leaned his head against the shoulder of one +of the men like a child. + +Meanwhile Morel was sitting in the best place by the fire, surrounded by +the soldiers. + +Morel, a short sturdy Frenchman with inflamed and streaming eyes, was +wearing a woman's cloak and had a shawl tied woman fashion round his +head over his cap. He was evidently tipsy, and was singing a French song +in a hoarse broken voice, with an arm thrown round the nearest soldier. +The soldiers simply held their sides as they watched him. + +"Now then, now then, teach us how it goes! I'll soon pick it up. How is +it?" said the man--a singer and a wag--whom Morel was embracing. + +"Vive Henri Quatre! Vive ce roi valiant!" sang Morel, winking. "Ce +diable a quatre..." * + + +* "Long live Henry the Fourth, that valiant king! That rowdy devil." + +"Vivarika! Vif-seruvaru! Sedyablyaka!" repeated the soldier, flourishing +his arm and really catching the tune. + +"Bravo! Ha, ha, ha!" rose their rough, joyous laughter from all sides. + +Morel, wrinkling up his face, laughed too. + +"Well, go on, go on!" + + +"Qui eut le triple talent, De boire, de battre, Et d'etre un vert +galant." * + + +* Who had a triple talent For drinking, for fighting, And for being a +gallant old boy... + +"It goes smoothly, too. Well, now, Zaletaev!" + +"Ke..." Zaletaev, brought out with effort: "ke-e-e-e," he drawled, +laboriously pursing his lips, "le-trip-ta-la-de-bu-de-ba, e de-tra-va- +ga-la" he sang. + +"Fine! Just like the Frenchie! Oh, ho ho! Do you want some more to eat?" + +"Give him some porridge: it takes a long time to get filled up after +starving." + +They gave him some more porridge and Morel with a laugh set to work on +his third bowl. All the young soldiers smiled gaily as they watched him. +The older men, who thought it undignified to amuse themselves with such +nonsense, continued to lie at the opposite side of the fire, but one +would occasionally raise himself on an elbow and glance at Morel with a +smile. + +"They are men too," said one of them as he wrapped himself up in his +coat. "Even wormwood grows on its own root." + +"O Lord, O Lord! How starry it is! Tremendous! That means a hard +frost...." + +They all grew silent. The stars, as if knowing that no one was looking +at them, began to disport themselves in the dark sky: now flaring up, +now vanishing, now trembling, they were busy whispering something +gladsome and mysterious to one another. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +The French army melted away at the uniform rate of a mathematical +progression; and that crossing of the Berezina about which so much has +been written was only one intermediate stage in its destruction, and not +at all the decisive episode of the campaign. If so much has been and +still is written about the Berezina, on the French side this is only +because at the broken bridge across that river the calamities their army +had been previously enduring were suddenly concentrated at one moment +into a tragic spectacle that remained in every memory, and on the +Russian side merely because in Petersburg--far from the seat of war--a +plan (again one of Pfuel's) had been devised to catch Napoleon in a +strategic trap at the Berezina River. Everyone assured himself that all +would happen according to plan, and therefore insisted that it was just +the crossing of the Berezina that destroyed the French army. In reality +the results of the crossing were much less disastrous to the French--in +guns and men lost--than Krasnoe had been, as the figures show. + +The sole importance of the crossing of the Berezina lies in the fact +that it plainly and indubitably proved the fallacy of all the plans for +cutting off the enemy's retreat and the soundness of the only possible +line of action--the one Kutuzov and the general mass of the army +demanded--namely, simply to follow the enemy up. The French crowd fled +at a continually increasing speed and all its energy was directed to +reaching its goal. It fled like a wounded animal and it was impossible +to block its path. This was shown not so much by the arrangements it +made for crossing as by what took place at the bridges. When the bridges +broke down, unarmed soldiers, people from Moscow and women with children +who were with the French transport, all--carried on by vis inertiae-- +pressed forward into boats and into the ice-covered water and did not, +surrender. + +That impulse was reasonable. The condition of fugitives and of pursuers +was equally bad. As long as they remained with their own people each +might hope for help from his fellows and the definite place he held +among them. But those who surrendered, while remaining in the same +pitiful plight, would be on a lower level to claim a share in the +necessities of life. The French did not need to be informed of the fact +that half the prisoners--with whom the Russians did not know what to do- +-perished of cold and hunger despite their captors' desire to save them; +they felt that it could not be otherwise. The most compassionate Russian +commanders, those favorable to the French--and even the Frenchmen in the +Russian service--could do nothing for the prisoners. The French perished +from the conditions to which the Russian army was itself exposed. It was +impossible to take bread and clothes from our hungry and indispensable +soldiers to give to the French who, though not harmful, or hated, or +guilty, were simply unnecessary. Some Russians even did that, but they +were exceptions. + +Certain destruction lay behind the French but in front there was hope. +Their ships had been burned, there was no salvation save in collective +flight, and on that the whole strength of the French was concentrated. + +The farther they fled the more wretched became the plight of the +remnant, especially after the Berezina, on which (in consequence of the +Petersburg plan) special hopes had been placed by the Russians, and the +keener grew the passions of the Russian commanders, who blamed one +another and Kutuzov most of all. Anticipation that the failure of the +Petersburg Berezina plan would be attributed to Kutuzov led to +dissatisfaction, contempt, and ridicule, more and more strongly +expressed. The ridicule and contempt were of course expressed in a +respectful form, making it impossible for him to ask wherein he was to +blame. They did not talk seriously to him; when reporting to him or +asking for his sanction they appeared to be fulfilling a regrettable +formality, but they winked behind his back and tried to mislead him at +every turn. + +Because they could not understand him all these people assumed that it +was useless to talk to the old man; that he would never grasp the +profundity of their plans, that he would answer with his phrases (which +they thought were mere phrases) about a "golden bridge," about the +impossibility of crossing the frontier with a crowd of tatterdemalions, +and so forth. They had heard all that before. And all he said--that it +was necessary to await provisions, or that the men had no boots--was so +simple, while what they proposed was so complicated and clever, that it +was evident that he was old and stupid and that they, though not in +power, were commanders of genius. + +After the junction with the army of the brilliant admiral and Petersburg +hero Wittgenstein, this mood and the gossip of the staff reached their +maximum. Kutuzov saw this and merely sighed and shrugged his shoulders. +Only once, after the affair of the Berezina, did he get angry and write +to Bennigsen (who reported separately to the Emperor) the following +letter: + +"On account of your spells of ill health, will your excellency please be +so good as to set off for Kaluga on receipt of this, and there await +further commands and appointments from His Imperial Majesty." + +But after Bennigsen's departure, the Grand Duke Tsarevich Constantine +Pavlovich joined the army. He had taken part in the beginning of the +campaign but had subsequently been removed from the army by Kutuzov. Now +having come to the army, he informed Kutuzov of the Emperor's +displeasure at the poor success of our forces and the slowness of their +advance. The Emperor intended to join the army personally in a few days' +time. + +The old man, experienced in court as well as in military affairs--this +same Kutuzov who in August had been chosen commander-in-chief against +the sovereign's wishes and who had removed the Grand Duke and heir-- +apparent from the army--who on his own authority and contrary to the +Emperor's will had decided on the abandonment of Moscow, now realized at +once that his day was over, that his part was played, and that the power +he was supposed to hold was no longer his. And he understood this not +merely from the attitude of the court. He saw on the one hand that the +military business in which he had played his part was ended and felt +that his mission was accomplished; and at the same time he began to be +conscious of the physical weariness of his aged body and of the +necessity of physical rest. + +On the twenty-ninth of November Kutuzov entered Vilna--his "dear Vilna" +as he called it. Twice during his career Kutuzov had been governor of +Vilna. In that wealthy town, which had not been injured, he found old +friends and associations, besides the comforts of life of which he had +so long been deprived. And he suddenly turned from the cares of army and +state and, as far as the passions that seethed around him allowed, +immersed himself in the quiet life to which he had formerly been +accustomed, as if all that was taking place and all that had still to be +done in the realm of history did not concern him at all. + +Chichagov, one of the most zealous "cutters-off" and "breakers-up," who +had first wanted to effect a diversion in Greece and then in Warsaw but +never wished to go where he was sent: Chichagov, noted for the boldness +with which he spoke to the Emperor, and who considered Kutuzov to be +under an obligation to him because when he was sent to make peace with +Turkey in 1811 independently of Kutuzov, and found that peace had +already been concluded, he admitted to the Emperor that the merit of +securing that peace was really Kutuzov's; this Chichagov was the first +to meet Kutuzov at the castle where the latter was to stay. In undress +naval uniform, with a dirk, and holding his cap under his arm, he handed +Kutuzov a garrison report and the keys of the town. The contemptuously +respectful attitude of the younger men to the old man in his dotage was +expressed in the highest degree by the behavior of Chichagov, who knew +of the accusations that were being directed against Kutuzov. + +When speaking to Chichagov, Kutuzov incidentally mentioned that the +vehicles packed with china that had been captured from him at Borisov +had been recovered and would be restored to him. + +"You mean to imply that I have nothing to eat out of.... On the +contrary, I can supply you with everything even if you want to give +dinner parties," warmly replied Chichagov, who tried by every word he +spoke to prove his own rectitude and therefore imagined Kutuzov to be +animated by the same desire. + +Kutuzov, shrugging his shoulders, replied with his subtle penetrating +smile: "I meant merely to say what I said." + +Contrary to the Emperor's wish Kutuzov detained the greater part of the +army at Vilna. Those about him said that he became extraordinarily slack +and physically feeble during his stay in that town. He attended to army +affairs reluctantly, left everything to his generals, and while awaiting +the Emperor's arrival led a dissipated life. + +Having left Petersburg on the seventh of December with his suite--Count +Tolstoy, Prince Volkonski, Arakcheev, and others--the Emperor reached +Vilna on the eleventh, and in his traveling sleigh drove straight to the +castle. In spite of the severe frost some hundred generals and staff +officers in full parade uniform stood in front of the castle, as well as +a guard of honor of the Semenov regiment. + +A courier who galloped to the castle in advance, in a troyka with three +foam-flecked horses, shouted "Coming!" and Konovnitsyn rushed into the +vestibule to inform Kutuzov, who was waiting in the hall porter's little +lodge. + +A minute later the old man's large stout figure in full-dress uniform, +his chest covered with orders and a scarf drawn round his stomach, +waddled out into the porch. He put on his hat with its peaks to the +sides and, holding his gloves in his hand and walking with an effort +sideways down the steps to the level of the street, took in his hand the +report he had prepared for the Emperor. + +There was running to and fro and whispering; another troyka flew +furiously up, and then all eyes were turned on an approaching sleigh in +which the figures of the Emperor and Volkonski could already be +descried. + +From the habit of fifty years all this had a physically agitating effect +on the old general. He carefully and hastily felt himself all over, +readjusted his hat, and pulling himself together drew himself up and, at +the very moment when the Emperor, having alighted from the sleigh, +lifted his eyes to him, handed him the report and began speaking in his +smooth, ingratiating voice. + +The Emperor with a rapid glance scanned Kutuzov from head to foot, +frowned for an instant, but immediately mastering himself went up to the +old man, extended his arms and embraced him. And this embrace too, owing +to a long-standing impression related to his innermost feelings, had its +usual effect on Kutuzov and he gave a sob. + +The Emperor greeted the officers and the Semenov guard, and again +pressing the old man's hand went with him into the castle. + +When alone with the field marshal the Emperor expressed his +dissatisfaction at the slowness of the pursuit and at the mistakes made +at Krasnoe and the Berezina, and informed him of his intentions for a +future campaign abroad. Kutuzov made no rejoinder or remark. The same +submissive, expressionless look with which he had listened to the +Emperor's commands on the field of Austerlitz seven years before settled +on his face now. + +When Kutuzov came out of the study and with lowered head was crossing +the ballroom with his heavy waddling gait, he was arrested by someone's +voice saying: + +"Your Serene Highness!" + +Kutuzov raised his head and looked for a long while into the eyes of +Count Tolstoy, who stood before him holding a silver salver on which lay +a small object. Kutuzov seemed not to understand what was expected of +him. + +Suddenly he seemed to remember; a scarcely perceptible smile flashed +across his puffy face, and bowing low and respectfully he took the +object that lay on the salver. It was the Order of St. George of the +First Class. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Next day the field marshal gave a dinner and ball which the Emperor +honored by his presence. Kutuzov had received the Order of St. George of +the First Class and the Emperor showed him the highest honors, but +everyone knew of the imperial dissatisfaction with him. The proprieties +were observed and the Emperor was the first to set that example, but +everybody understood that the old man was blameworthy and good-for- +nothing. When Kutuzov, conforming to a custom of Catherine's day, +ordered the standards that had been captured to be lowered at the +Emperor's feet on his entering the ballroom, the Emperor made a wry face +and muttered something in which some people caught the words, "the old +comedian." + +The Emperor's displeasure with Kutuzov was specially increased at Vilna +by the fact that Kutuzov evidently could not or would not understand the +importance of the coming campaign. + +When on the following morning the Emperor said to the officers assembled +about him: "You have not only saved Russia, you have saved Europe!" they +all understood that the war was not ended. + +Kutuzov alone would not see this and openly expressed his opinion that +no fresh war could improve the position or add to the glory of Russia, +but could only spoil and lower the glorious position that Russia had +gained. He tried to prove to the Emperor the impossibility of levying +fresh troops, spoke of the hardships already endured by the people, of +the possibility of failure and so forth. + +This being the field marshal's frame of mind he was naturally regarded +as merely a hindrance and obstacle to the impending war. + +To avoid unpleasant encounters with the old man, the natural method was +to do what had been done with him at Austerlitz and with Barclay at the +beginning of the Russian campaign--to transfer the authority to the +Emperor himself, thus cutting the ground from under the commander in +chief's feet without upsetting the old man by informing him of the +change. + +With this object his staff was gradually reconstructed and its real +strength removed and transferred to the Emperor. Toll, Konovnitsyn, and +Ermolov received fresh appointments. Everyone spoke loudly of the field +marshal's great weakness and failing health. + +His health had to be bad for his place to be taken away and given to +another. And in fact his health was poor. + +So naturally, simply, and gradually--just as he had come from Turkey to +the Treasury in Petersburg to recruit the militia, and then to the army +when he was needed there--now when his part was played out, Kutuzov's +place was taken by a new and necessary performer. + +The war of 1812, besides its national significance dear to every Russian +heart, was now to assume another, a European, significance. + +The movement of peoples from west to east was to be succeeded by a +movement of peoples from east to west, and for this fresh war another +leader was necessary, having qualities and views differing from +Kutuzov's and animated by different motives. + +Alexander I was as necessary for the movement of the peoples from east +to west and for the refixing of national frontiers as Kutuzov had been +for the salvation and glory of Russia. + +Kutuzov did not understand what Europe, the balance of power, or +Napoleon meant. He could not understand it. For the representative of +the Russian people, after the enemy had been destroyed and Russia had +been liberated and raised to the summit of her glory, there was nothing +left to do as a Russian. Nothing remained for the representative of the +national war but to die, and Kutuzov died. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +As generally happens, Pierre did not feel the full effects of the +physical privation and strain he had suffered as prisoner until after +they were over. After his liberation he reached Orel, and on the third +day there, when preparing to go to Kiev, he fell ill and was laid up for +three months. He had what the doctors termed "bilious fever." But +despite the fact that the doctors treated him, bled him, and gave him +medicines to drink, he recovered. + +Scarcely any impression was left on Pierre's mind by all that happened +to him from the time of his rescue till his illness. He remembered only +the dull gray weather now rainy and now snowy, internal physical +distress, and pains in his feet and side. He remembered a general +impression of the misfortunes and sufferings of people and of being +worried by the curiosity of officers and generals who questioned him, he +also remembered his difficulty in procuring a conveyance and horses, and +above all he remembered his incapacity to think and feel all that time. +On the day of his rescue he had seen the body of Petya Rostov. That same +day he had learned that Prince Andrew, after surviving the battle of +Borodino for more than a month had recently died in the Rostovs' house +at Yaroslavl, and Denisov who told him this news also mentioned Helene's +death, supposing that Pierre had heard of it long before. All this at +the time seemed merely strange to Pierre: he felt he could not grasp its +significance. Just then he was only anxious to get away as quickly as +possible from places where people were killing one another, to some +peaceful refuge where he could recover himself, rest, and think over all +the strange new facts he had learned; but on reaching Orel he +immediately fell ill. When he came to himself after his illness he saw +in attendance on him two of his servants, Terenty and Vaska, who had +come from Moscow; and also his cousin the eldest princess, who had been +living on his estate at Elets and hearing of his rescue and illness had +come to look after him. + +It was only gradually during his convalescence that Pierre lost the +impressions he had become accustomed to during the last few months and +got used to the idea that no one would oblige him to go anywhere +tomorrow, that no one would deprive him of his warm bed, and that he +would be sure to get his dinner, tea, and supper. But for a long time in +his dreams he still saw himself in the conditions of captivity. In the +same way little by little he came to understand the news he had been +told after his rescue, about the death of Prince Andrew, the death of +his wife, and the destruction of the French. + +A joyous feeling of freedom--that complete inalienable freedom natural +to man which he had first experienced at the first halt outside Moscow-- +filled Pierre's soul during his convalescence. He was surprised to find +that this inner freedom, which was independent of external conditions, +now had as it were an additional setting of external liberty. He was +alone in a strange town, without acquaintances. No one demanded anything +of him or sent him anywhere. He had all he wanted: the thought of his +wife which had been a continual torment to him was no longer there, +since she was no more. + +"Oh, how good! How splendid!" said he to himself when a cleanly laid +table was moved up to him with savory beef tea, or when he lay down for +the night on a soft clean bed, or when he remembered that the French had +gone and that his wife was no more. "Oh, how good, how splendid!" + +And by old habit he asked himself the question: "Well, and what then? +What am I going to do?" And he immediately gave himself the answer: +"Well, I shall live. Ah, how splendid!" + +The very question that had formerly tormented him, the thing he had +continually sought to find--the aim of life--no longer existed for him +now. That search for the aim of life had not merely disappeared +temporarily--he felt that it no longer existed for him and could not +present itself again. And this very absence of an aim gave him the +complete, joyous sense of freedom which constituted his happiness at +this time. + +He could not see an aim, for he now had faith--not faith in any kind of +rule, or words, or ideas, but faith in an ever-living, ever-manifest +God. Formerly he had sought Him in aims he set himself. That search for +an aim had been simply a search for God, and suddenly in his captivity +he had learned not by words or reasoning but by direct feeling what his +nurse had told him long ago: that God is here and everywhere. In his +captivity he had learned that in Karataev God was greater, more infinite +and unfathomable than in the Architect of the Universe recognized by the +Freemasons. He felt like a man who after straining his eyes to see into +the far distance finds what he sought at his very feet. All his life he +had looked over the heads of the men around him, when he should have +merely looked in front of him without straining his eyes. + +In the past he had never been able to find that great inscrutable +infinite something. He had only felt that it must exist somewhere and +had looked for it. In everything near and comprehensible he had only +what was limited, petty, commonplace, and senseless. He had equipped +himself with a mental telescope and looked into remote space, where +petty worldliness hiding itself in misty distance had seemed to him +great and infinite merely because it was not clearly seen. And such had +European life, politics, Freemasonry, philosophy, and philanthropy +seemed to him. But even then, at moments of weakness as he had accounted +them, his mind had penetrated to those distances and he had there seen +the same pettiness, worldliness, and senselessness. Now, however, he had +learned to see the great, eternal, and infinite in everything, and +therefore--to see it and enjoy its contemplation--he naturally threw +away the telescope through which he had till now gazed over men's heads, +and gladly regarded the ever-changing, eternally great, unfathomable, +and infinite life around him. And the closer he looked the more tranquil +and happy he became. That dreadful question, "What for?" which had +formerly destroyed all his mental edifices, no longer existed for him. +To that question, "What for?" a simple answer was now always ready in +his soul: "Because there is a God, that God without whose will not one +hair falls from a man's head." + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +In external ways Pierre had hardly changed at all. In appearance he was +just what he used to be. As before he was absent-minded and seemed +occupied not with what was before his eyes but with something special of +his own. The difference between his former and present self was that +formerly when he did not grasp what lay before him or was said to him, +he had puckered his forehead painfully as if vainly seeking to +distinguish something at a distance. At present he still forgot what was +said to him and still did not see what was before his eyes, but he now +looked with a scarcely perceptible and seemingly ironic smile at what +was before him and listened to what was said, though evidently seeing +and hearing something quite different. Formerly he had appeared to be a +kindhearted but unhappy man, and so people had been inclined to avoid +him. Now a smile at the joy of life always played round his lips, and +sympathy for others, shone in his eyes with a questioning look as to +whether they were as contented as he was, and people felt pleased by his +presence. + +Previously he had talked a great deal, grew excited when he talked, and +seldom listened; now he was seldom carried away in conversation and knew +how to listen so that people readily told him their most intimate +secrets. + +The princess, who had never liked Pierre and had been particularly +hostile to him since she had felt herself under obligations to him after +the old count's death, now after staying a short time in Orel--where she +had come intending to show Pierre that in spite of his ingratitude she +considered it her duty to nurse him--felt to her surprise and vexation +that she had become fond of him. Pierre did not in any way seek her +approval, he merely studied her with interest. Formerly she had felt +that he regarded her with indifference and irony, and so had shrunk into +herself as she did with others and had shown him only the combative side +of her nature; but now he seemed to be trying to understand the most +intimate places of her heart, and, mistrustfully at first but afterwards +gratefully, she let him see the hidden, kindly sides of her character. + +The most cunning man could not have crept into her confidence more +successfully, evoking memories of the best times of her youth and +showing sympathy with them. Yet Pierre's cunning consisted simply in +finding pleasure in drawing out the human qualities of the embittered, +hard, and (in her own way) proud princess. + +"Yes, he is a very, very kind man when he is not under the influence of +bad people but of people such as myself," thought she. + +His servants too--Terenty and Vaska--in their own way noticed the change +that had taken place in Pierre. They considered that he had become much +"simpler." Terenty, when he had helped him undress and wished him good +night, often lingered with his master's boots in his hands and clothes +over his arm, to see whether he would not start a talk. And Pierre, +noticing that Terenty wanted a chat, generally kept him there. + +"Well, tell me... now, how did you get food?" he would ask. + +And Terenty would begin talking of the destruction of Moscow, and of the +old count, and would stand for a long time holding the clothes and +talking, or sometimes listening to Pierre's stories, and then would go +out into the hall with a pleasant sense of intimacy with his master and +affection for him. + +The doctor who attended Pierre and visited him every day, though he +considered it his duty as a doctor to pose as a man whose every moment +was of value to suffering humanity, would sit for hours with Pierre +telling him his favorite anecdotes and his observations on the +characters of his patients in general, and especially of the ladies. + +"It's a pleasure to talk to a man like that; he is not like our +provincials," he would say. + +There were several prisoners from the French army in Orel, and the +doctor brought one of them, a young Italian, to see Pierre. + +This officer began visiting Pierre, and the princess used to make fun of +the tenderness the Italian expressed for him. + +The Italian seemed happy only when he could come to see Pierre, talk +with him, tell him about his past, his life at home, and his love, and +pour out to him his indignation against the French and especially +against Napoleon. + +"If all Russians are in the least like you, it is sacrilege to fight +such a nation," he said to Pierre. "You, who have suffered so from the +French, do not even feel animosity toward them." + +Pierre had evoked the passionate affection of the Italian merely by +evoking the best side of his nature and taking a pleasure in so doing. + +During the last days of Pierre's stay in Orel his old masonic +acquaintance Count Willarski, who had introduced him to the lodge in +1807, came to see him. Willarski was married to a Russian heiress who +had a large estate in Orel province, and he occupied a temporary post in +the commissariat department in that town. + +Hearing that Bezukhov was in Orel, Willarski, though they had never been +intimate, came to him with the professions of friendship and intimacy +that people who meet in a desert generally express for one another. +Willarski felt dull in Orel and was pleased to meet a man of his own +circle and, as he supposed, of similar interests. + +But to his surprise Willarski soon noticed that Pierre had lagged much +behind the times, and had sunk, as he expressed it to himself, into +apathy and egotism. + +"You are letting yourself go, my dear fellow," he said. + +But for all that Willarski found it pleasanter now than it had been +formerly to be with Pierre, and came to see him every day. To Pierre as +he looked at and listened to Willarski, it seemed strange to think that +he had been like that himself but a short time before. + +Willarski was a married man with a family, busy with his family affairs, +his wife's affairs, and his official duties. He regarded all these +occupations as hindrances to life, and considered that they were all +contemptible because their aim was the welfare of himself and his +family. Military, administrative, political, and masonic interests +continually absorbed his attention. And Pierre, without trying to change +the other's views and without condemning him, but with the quiet, +joyful, and amused smile now habitual to him, was interested in this +strange though very familiar phenomenon. + +There was a new feature in Pierre's relations with Willarski, with the +princess, with the doctor, and with all the people he now met, which +gained for him the general good will. This was his acknowledgment of the +impossibility of changing a man's convictions by words, and his +recognition of the possibility of everyone thinking, feeling, and seeing +things each from his own point of view. This legitimate peculiarity of +each individual which used to excite and irritate Pierre now became a +basis of the sympathy he felt for, and the interest he took in, other +people. The difference, and sometimes complete contradiction, between +men's opinions and their lives, and between one man and another, pleased +him and drew from him an amused and gentle smile. + +In practical matters Pierre unexpectedly felt within himself a center of +gravity he had previously lacked. Formerly all pecuniary questions, +especially requests for money to which, as an extremely wealthy man, he +was very exposed, produced in him a state of hopeless agitation and +perplexity. "To give or not to give?" he had asked himself. "I have it +and he needs it. But someone else needs it still more. Who needs it +most? And perhaps they are both impostors?" In the old days he had been +unable to find a way out of all these surmises and had given to all who +asked as long as he had anything to give. Formerly he had been in a +similar state of perplexity with regard to every question concerning his +property, when one person advised one thing and another something else. + +Now to his surprise he found that he no longer felt either doubt or +perplexity about these questions. There was now within him a judge who +by some rule unknown to him decided what should or should not be done. + +He was as indifferent as heretofore to money matters, but now he felt +certain of what ought and what ought not to be done. The first time he +had recourse to his new judge was when a French prisoner, a colonel, +came to him and, after talking a great deal about his exploits, +concluded by making what amounted to a demand that Pierre should give +him four thousand francs to send to his wife and children. Pierre +refused without the least difficulty or effort, and was afterwards +surprised how simple and easy had been what used to appear so +insurmountably difficult. At the same time that he refused the colonel's +demand he made up his mind that he must have recourse to artifice when +leaving Orel, to induce the Italian officer to accept some money of +which he was evidently in need. A further proof to Pierre of his own +more settled outlook on practical matters was furnished by his decision +with regard to his wife's debts and to the rebuilding of his houses in +and near Moscow. + +His head steward came to him at Orel and Pierre reckoned up with him his +diminished income. The burning of Moscow had cost him, according to the +head steward's calculation, about two million rubles. + +To console Pierre for these losses the head steward gave him an estimate +showing that despite these losses his income would not be diminished but +would even be increased if he refused to pay his wife's debts which he +was under no obligation to meet, and did not rebuild his Moscow house +and the country house on his Moscow estate, which had cost him eighty +thousand rubles a year and brought in nothing. + +"Yes, of course that's true," said Pierre with a cheerful smile. "I +don't need all that at all. By being ruined I have become much richer." + +But in January Savelich came from Moscow and gave him an account of the +state of things there, and spoke of the estimate an architect had made +of the cost of rebuilding the town and country houses, speaking of this +as of a settled matter. About the same time he received letters from +Prince Vasili and other Petersburg acquaintances speaking of his wife's +debts. And Pierre decided that the steward's proposals which had so +pleased him were wrong and that he must go to Petersburg and settle his +wife's affairs and must rebuild in Moscow. Why this was necessary he did +not know, but he knew for certain that it was necessary. His income +would be reduced by three fourths, but he felt it must be done. + +Willarski was going to Moscow and they agreed to travel together. + +During the whole time of his convalescence in Orel Pierre had +experienced a feeling of joy, freedom, and life; but when during his +journey he found himself in the open world and saw hundreds of new +faces, that feeling was intensified. Throughout his journey he felt like +a schoolboy on holiday. Everyone--the stagecoach driver, the post-house +overseers, the peasants on the roads and in the villages--had a new +significance for him. The presence and remarks of Willarski who +continually deplored the ignorance and poverty of Russia and its +backwardness compared with Europe only heightened Pierre's pleasure. +Where Willarski saw deadness Pierre saw an extraordinary strength and +vitality--the strength which in that vast space amid the snows +maintained the life of this original, peculiar, and unique people. He +did not contradict Willarski and even seemed to agree with him--an +apparent agreement being the simplest way to avoid discussions that +could lead to nothing--and he smiled joyfully as he listened to him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +It would be difficult to explain why and whither ants whose heap has +been destroyed are hurrying: some from the heap dragging bits of +rubbish, larvae, and corpses, others back to the heap, or why they +jostle, overtake one another, and fight, and it would be equally +difficult to explain what caused the Russians after the departure of the +French to throng to the place that had formerly been Moscow. But when we +watch the ants round their ruined heap, the tenacity, energy, and +immense number of the delving insects prove that despite the destruction +of the heap, something indestructible, which though intangible is the +real strength of the colony, still exists; and similarly, though in +Moscow in the month of October there was no government and no churches, +shrines, riches, or houses--it was still the Moscow it had been in +August. All was destroyed, except something intangible yet powerful and +indestructible. + +The motives of those who thronged from all sides to Moscow after it had +been cleared of the enemy were most diverse and personal, and at first +for the most part savage and brutal. One motive only they all had in +common: a desire to get to the place that had been called Moscow, to +apply their activities there. + +Within a week Moscow already had fifteen thousand inhabitants, in a +fortnight twenty-five thousand, and so on. By the autumn of 1813 the +number, ever increasing and increasing, exceeded what it had been in +1812. + +The first Russians to enter Moscow were the Cossacks of Wintzingerode's +detachment, peasants from the adjacent villages, and residents who had +fled from Moscow and had been hiding in its vicinity. The Russians who +entered Moscow, finding it plundered, plundered it in their turn. They +continued what the French had begun. Trains of peasant carts came to +Moscow to carry off to the villages what had been abandoned in the +ruined houses and the streets. The Cossacks carried off what they could +to their camps, and the householders seized all they could find in other +houses and moved it to their own, pretending that it was their property. + +But the first plunderers were followed by a second and a third +contingent, and with increasing numbers plundering became more and more +difficult and assumed more definite forms. + +The French found Moscow abandoned but with all the organizations of +regular life, with diverse branches of commerce and craftsmanship, with +luxury, and governmental and religious institutions. These forms were +lifeless but still existed. There were bazaars, shops, warehouses, +market stalls, granaries--for the most part still stocked with goods-- +and there were factories and workshops, palaces and wealthy houses +filled with luxuries, hospitals, prisons, government offices, churches, +and cathedrals. The longer the French remained the more these forms of +town life perished, until finally all was merged into one confused, +lifeless scene of plunder. + +The more the plundering by the French continued, the more both the +wealth of Moscow and the strength of its plunderers was destroyed. But +plundering by the Russians, with which the reoccupation of the city +began, had an opposite effect: the longer it continued and the greater +the number of people taking part in it the more rapidly was the wealth +of the city and its regular life restored. + +Besides the plunderers, very various people, some drawn by curiosity, +some by official duties, some by self-interest--house owners, clergy, +officials of all kinds, tradesmen, artisans, and peasants--streamed into +Moscow as blood flows to the heart. + +Within a week the peasants who came with empty carts to carry off +plunder were stopped by the authorities and made to cart the corpses out +of the town. Other peasants, having heard of their comrades' +discomfiture, came to town bringing rye, oats, and hay, and beat down +one another's prices to below what they had been in former days. Gangs +of carpenters hoping for high pay arrived in Moscow every day, and on +all sides logs were being hewn, new houses built, and old, charred ones +repaired. Tradesmen began trading in booths. Cookshops and taverns were +opened in partially burned houses. The clergy resumed the services in +many churches that had not been burned. Donors contributed Church +property that had been stolen. Government clerks set up their baize- +covered tables and their pigeonholes of documents in small rooms. The +higher authorities and the police organized the distribution of goods +left behind by the French. The owners of houses in which much property +had been left, brought there from other houses, complained of the +injustice of taking everything to the Faceted Palace in the Kremlin; +others insisted that as the French had gathered things from different +houses into this or that house, it would be unfair to allow its owner to +keep all that was found there. They abused the police and bribed them, +made out estimates at ten times their value for government stores that +had perished in the fire, and demanded relief. And Count Rostopchin +wrote proclamations. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +At the end of January Pierre went to Moscow and stayed in an annex of +his house which had not been burned. He called on Count Rostopchin and +on some acquaintances who were back in Moscow, and he intended to leave +for Petersburg two days later. Everybody was celebrating the victory, +everything was bubbling with life in the ruined but reviving city. +Everyone was pleased to see Pierre, everyone wished to meet him, and +everyone questioned him about what he had seen. Pierre felt particularly +well disposed toward them all, but was now instinctively on his guard +for fear of binding himself in any way. To all questions put to him-- +whether important or quite trifling--such as: Where would he live? Was +he going to rebuild? When was he going to Petersburg and would he mind +taking a parcel for someone?--he replied: "Yes, perhaps," or, "I think +so," and so on. + +He had heard that the Rostovs were at Kostroma but the thought of +Natasha seldom occurred to him. If it did it was only as a pleasant +memory of the distant past. He felt himself not only free from social +obligations but also from that feeling which, it seemed to him, he had +aroused in himself. + +On the third day after his arrival he heard from the Drubetskoys that +Princess Mary was in Moscow. The death, sufferings, and last days of +Prince Andrew had often occupied Pierre's thoughts and now recurred to +him with fresh vividness. Having heard at dinner that Princess Mary was +in Moscow and living in her house--which had not been burned--in +Vozdvizhenka Street, he drove that same evening to see her. + +On his way to the house Pierre kept thinking of Prince Andrew, of their +friendship, of his various meetings with him, and especially of the last +one at Borodino. + +"Is it possible that he died in the bitter frame of mind he was then in? +Is it possible that the meaning of life was not disclosed to him before +he died?" thought Pierre. He recalled Karataev and his death and +involuntarily began to compare these two men, so different, and yet so +similar in that they had both lived and both died and in the love he +felt for both of them. + +Pierre drove up to the house of the old prince in a most serious mood. +The house had escaped the fire; it showed signs of damage but its +general aspect was unchanged. The old footman, who met Pierre with a +stern face as if wishing to make the visitor feel that the absence of +the old prince had not disturbed the order of things in the house, +informed him that the princess had gone to her own apartments, and that +she received on Sundays. + +"Announce me. Perhaps she will see me," said Pierre. + +"Yes, sir," said the man. "Please step into the portrait gallery." + +A few minutes later the footman returned with Dessalles, who brought +word from the princess that she would be very glad to see Pierre if he +would excuse her want of ceremony and come upstairs to her apartment. + +In a rather low room lit by one candle sat the princess and with her +another person dressed in black. Pierre remembered that the princess +always had lady companions, but who they were and what they were like he +never knew or remembered. "This must be one of her companions," he +thought, glancing at the lady in the black dress. + +The princess rose quickly to meet him and held out her hand. + +"Yes," she said, looking at his altered face after he had kissed her +hand, "so this is how we meet again. He spoke of you even at the very +last," she went on, turning her eyes from Pierre to her companion with a +shyness that surprised him for an instant. + +"I was so glad to hear of your safety. It was the first piece of good +news we had received for a long time." + +Again the princess glanced round at her companion with even more +uneasiness in her manner and was about to add something, but Pierre +interrupted her. + +"Just imagine--I knew nothing about him!" said he. "I thought he had +been killed. All I know I heard at second hand from others. I only know +that he fell in with the Rostovs.... What a strange coincidence!" + +Pierre spoke rapidly and with animation. He glanced once at the +companion's face, saw her attentive and kindly gaze fixed on him, and, +as often happens when one is talking, felt somehow that this companion +in the black dress was a good, kind, excellent creature who would not +hinder his conversing freely with Princess Mary. + +But when he mentioned the Rostovs, Princess Mary's face expressed still +greater embarrassment. She again glanced rapidly from Pierre's face to +that of the lady in the black dress and said: + +"Do you really not recognize her?" + +Pierre looked again at the companion's pale, delicate face with its +black eyes and peculiar mouth, and something near to him, long forgotten +and more than sweet, looked at him from those attentive eyes. + +"But no, it can't be!" he thought. "This stern, thin, pale face that +looks so much older! It cannot be she. It merely reminds me of her." But +at that moment Princess Mary said, "Natasha!" And with difficulty, +effort, and stress, like the opening of a door grown rusty on its +hinges, a smile appeared on the face with the attentive eyes, and from +that opening door came a breath of fragrance which suffused Pierre with +a happiness he had long forgotten and of which he had not even been +thinking--especially at that moment. It suffused him, seized him, and +enveloped him completely. When she smiled doubt was no longer possible, +it was Natasha and he loved her. + +At that moment Pierre involuntarily betrayed to her, to Princess Mary, +and above all to himself, a secret of which he himself had been unaware. +He flushed joyfully yet with painful distress. He tried to hide his +agitation. But the more he tried to hide it the more clearly--clearer +than any words could have done--did he betray to himself, to her, and to +Princess Mary that he loved her. + +"No, it's only the unexpectedness of it," thought Pierre. But as soon as +he tried to continue the conversation he had begun with Princess Mary he +again glanced at Natasha, and a still-deeper flush suffused his face and +a still-stronger agitation of mingled joy and fear seized his soul. He +became confused in his speech and stopped in the middle of what he was +saying. + +Pierre had failed to notice Natasha because he did not at all expect to +see her there, but he had failed to recognize her because the change in +her since he last saw her was immense. She had grown thin and pale, but +that was not what made her unrecognizable; she was unrecognizable at the +moment he entered because on that face whose eyes had always shone with +a suppressed smile of the joy of life, now when he first entered and +glanced at her there was not the least shadow of a smile: only her eyes +were kindly attentive and sadly interrogative. + +Pierre's confusion was not reflected by any confusion on Natasha's part, +but only by the pleasure that just perceptibly lit up her whole face. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +"She has come to stay with me," said Princess Mary. "The count and +countess will be here in a few days. The countess is in a dreadful +state; but it was necessary for Natasha herself to see a doctor. They +insisted on her coming with me." + +"Yes, is there a family free from sorrow now?" said Pierre, addressing +Natasha. "You know it happened the very day we were rescued. I saw him. +What a delightful boy he was!" + +Natasha looked at him, and by way of answer to his words her eyes +widened and lit up. + +"What can one say or think of as a consolation?" said Pierre. "Nothing! +Why had such a splendid boy, so full of life, to die?" + +"Yes, in these days it would be hard to live without faith..." remarked +Princess Mary. + +"Yes, yes, that is really true," Pierre hastily interrupted her. + +"Why is it true?" Natasha asked, looking attentively into Pierre's eyes. + +"How can you ask why?" said Princess Mary. "The thought alone of what +awaits..." + +Natasha without waiting for Princess Mary to finish again looked +inquiringly at Pierre. + +"And because," Pierre continued, "only one who believes that there is a +God ruling us can bear a loss such as hers and... yours." + +Natasha had already opened her mouth to speak but suddenly stopped. +Pierre hurriedly turned away from her and again addressed Princess Mary, +asking about his friend's last days. + +Pierre's confusion had now almost vanished, but at the same time he felt +that his freedom had also completely gone. He felt that there was now a +judge of his every word and action whose judgment mattered more to him +than that of all the rest of the world. As he spoke now he was +considering what impression his words would make on Natasha. He did not +purposely say things to please her, but whatever he was saying he +regarded from her standpoint. + +Princess Mary--reluctantly as is usual in such cases--began telling of +the condition in which she had found Prince Andrew. But Pierre's face +quivering with emotion, his questions and his eager restless expression, +gradually compelled her to go into details which she feared to recall +for her own sake. + +"Yes, yes, and so...?" Pierre kept saying as he leaned toward her with +his whole body and eagerly listened to her story. "Yes, yes... so he +grew tranquil and softened? With all his soul he had always sought one +thing--to be perfectly good--so he could not be afraid of death. The +faults he had--if he had any--were not of his making. So he did +soften?... What a happy thing that he saw you again," he added, suddenly +turning to Natasha and looking at her with eyes full of tears. + +Natasha's face twitched. She frowned and lowered her eyes for a moment. +She hesitated for an instant whether to speak or not. + +"Yes, that was happiness," she then said in her quiet voice with its +deep chest notes. "For me it certainly was happiness." She paused. "And +he... he... he said he was wishing for it at the very moment I entered +the room...." + +Natasha's voice broke. She blushed, pressed her clasped hands on her +knees, and then controlling herself with an evident effort lifted her +head and began to speak rapidly. + +"We knew nothing of it when we started from Moscow. I did not dare to +ask about him. Then suddenly Sonya told me he was traveling with us. I +had no idea and could not imagine what state he was in, all I wanted was +to see him and be with him," she said, trembling, and breathing quickly. + +And not letting them interrupt her she went on to tell what she had +never yet mentioned to anyone--all she had lived through during those +three weeks of their journey and life at Yaroslavl. + +Pierre listened to her with lips parted and eyes fixed upon her full of +tears. As he listened he did not think of Prince Andrew, nor of death, +nor of what she was telling. He listened to her and felt only pity for +her, for what she was suffering now while she was speaking. + +Princess Mary, frowning in her effort to hold back her tears, sat beside +Natasha, and heard for the first time the story of those last days of +her brother's and Natasha's love. + +Evidently Natasha needed to tell that painful yet joyful tale. + +She spoke, mingling most trifling details with the intimate secrets of +her soul, and it seemed as if she could never finish. Several times she +repeated the same thing twice. + +Dessalles' voice was heard outside the door asking whether little +Nicholas might come in to say good night. + +"Well, that's all--everything," said Natasha. + +She got up quickly just as Nicholas entered, almost ran to the door +which was hidden by curtains, struck her head against it, and rushed +from the room with a moan either of pain or sorrow. + +Pierre gazed at the door through which she had disappeared and did not +understand why he suddenly felt all alone in the world. + +Princess Mary roused him from his abstraction by drawing his attention +to her nephew who had entered the room. + +At that moment of emotional tenderness young Nicholas' face, which +resembled his father's, affected Pierre so much that when he had kissed +the boy he got up quickly, took out his handkerchief, and went to the +window. He wished to take leave of Princess Mary, but she would not let +him go. + +"No, Natasha and I sometimes don't go to sleep till after two, so please +don't go. I will order supper. Go downstairs, we will come immediately." + +Before Pierre left the room Princess Mary told him: "This is the first +time she has talked of him like that." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +Pierre was shown into the large, brightly lit dining room; a few minutes +later he heard footsteps and Princess Mary entered with Natasha. Natasha +was calm, though a severe and grave expression had again settled on her +face. They all three of them now experienced that feeling of awkwardness +which usually follows after a serious and heartfelt talk. It is +impossible to go back to the same conversation, to talk of trifles is +awkward, and yet the desire to speak is there and silence seems like +affectation. They went silently to table. The footmen drew back the +chairs and pushed them up again. Pierre unfolded his cold table napkin +and, resolving to break the silence, looked at Natasha and at Princess +Mary. They had evidently both formed the same resolution; the eyes of +both shone with satisfaction and a confession that besides sorrow life +also has joy. + +"Do you take vodka, Count?" asked Princess Mary, and those words +suddenly banished the shadows of the past. "Now tell us about yourself," +said she. "One hears such improbable wonders about you." + +"Yes," replied Pierre with the smile of mild irony now habitual to him. +"They even tell me wonders I myself never dreamed of! Mary Abramovna +invited me to her house and kept telling me what had happened, or ought +to have happened, to me. Stepan Stepanych also instructed me how I ought +to tell of my experiences. In general I have noticed that it is very +easy to be an interesting man (I am an interesting man now); people +invite me out and tell me all about myself." + +Natasha smiled and was on the point of speaking. + +"We have been told," Princess Mary interrupted her, "that you lost two +millions in Moscow. Is that true?" + +"But I am three times as rich as before," returned Pierre. + +Though the position was now altered by his decision to pay his wife's +debts and to rebuild his houses, Pierre still maintained that he had +become three times as rich as before. + +"What I have certainly gained is freedom," he began seriously, but did +not continue, noticing that this theme was too egotistic. + +"And are you building?" + +"Yes. Savelich says I must!" + +"Tell me, you did not know of the countess' death when you decided to +remain in Moscow?" asked Princess Mary and immediately blushed, noticing +that her question, following his mention of freedom, ascribed to his +words a meaning he had perhaps not intended. + +"No," answered Pierre, evidently not considering awkward the meaning +Princess Mary had given to his words. "I heard of it in Orel and you +cannot imagine how it shocked me. We were not an exemplary couple," he +added quickly, glancing at Natasha and noticing on her face curiosity as +to how he would speak of his wife, "but her death shocked me terribly. +When two people quarrel they are always both in fault, and one's own +guilt suddenly becomes terribly serious when the other is no longer +alive. And then such a death... without friends and without consolation! +I am very, very sorry for her," he concluded, and was pleased to notice +a look of glad approval on Natasha's face. + +"Yes, and so you are once more an eligible bachelor," said Princess +Mary. + +Pierre suddenly flushed crimson and for a long time tried not to look at +Natasha. When he ventured to glance her way again her face was cold, +stern, and he fancied even contemptuous. + +"And did you really see and speak to Napoleon, as we have been told?" +said Princess Mary. + +Pierre laughed. + +"No, not once! Everybody seems to imagine that being taken prisoner +means being Napoleon's guest. Not only did I never see him but I heard +nothing about him--I was in much lower company!" + +Supper was over, and Pierre who at first declined to speak about his +captivity was gradually led on to do so. + +"But it's true that you remained in Moscow to kill Napoleon?" Natasha +asked with a slight smile. "I guessed it then when we met at the +Sukharev tower, do you remember?" + +Pierre admitted that it was true, and from that was gradually led by +Princess Mary's questions and especially by Natasha's into giving a +detailed account of his adventures. + +At first he spoke with the amused and mild irony now customary with him +toward everybody and especially toward himself, but when he came to +describe the horrors and sufferings he had witnessed he was +unconsciously carried away and began speaking with the suppressed +emotion of a man re-experiencing in recollection strong impressions he +has lived through. + +Princess Mary with a gentle smile looked now at Pierre and now at +Natasha. In the whole narrative she saw only Pierre and his goodness. +Natasha, leaning on her elbow, the expression of her face constantly +changing with the narrative, watched Pierre with an attention that never +wandered--evidently herself experiencing all that he described. Not only +her look, but her exclamations and the brief questions she put, showed +Pierre that she understood just what he wished to convey. It was clear +that she understood not only what he said but also what he wished to, +but could not, express in words. The account Pierre gave of the incident +with the child and the woman for protecting whom he was arrested was +this: "It was an awful sight--children abandoned, some in the flames... +One was snatched out before my eyes... and there were women who had +their things snatched off and their earrings torn out..." he flushed and +grew confused. "Then a patrol arrived and all the men--all those who +were not looting, that is--were arrested, and I among them." + +"I am sure you're not telling us everything; I am sure you did +something..." said Natasha and pausing added, "something fine?" + +Pierre continued. When he spoke of the execution he wanted to pass over +the horrible details, but Natasha insisted that he should not omit +anything. + +Pierre began to tell about Karataev, but paused. By this time he had +risen from the table and was pacing the room, Natasha following him with +her eyes. Then he added: + +"No, you can't understand what I learned from that illiterate man--that +simple fellow." + +"Yes, yes, go on!" said Natasha. "Where is he?" + +"They killed him almost before my eyes." + +And Pierre, his voice trembling continually, went on to tell of the last +days of their retreat, of Karataev's illness and his death. + +He told of his adventures as he had never yet recalled them. He now, as +it were, saw a new meaning in all he had gone through. Now that he was +telling it all to Natasha he experienced that pleasure which a man has +when women listen to him--not clever women who when listening either try +to remember what they hear to enrich their minds and when opportunity +offers to retell it, or who wish to adopt it to some thought of their +own and promptly contribute their own clever comments prepared in their +little mental workshop--but the pleasure given by real women gifted with +a capacity to select and absorb the very best a man shows of himself. +Natasha without knowing it was all attention: she did not lose a word, +no single quiver in Pierre's voice, no look, no twitch of a muscle in +his face, nor a single gesture. She caught the unfinished word in its +flight and took it straight into her open heart, divining the secret +meaning of all Pierre's mental travail. + +Princess Mary understood his story and sympathized with him, but she now +saw something else that absorbed all her attention. She saw the +possibility of love and happiness between Natasha and Pierre, and the +first thought of this filled her heart with gladness. + +It was three o'clock in the morning. The footmen came in with sad and +stern faces to change the candles, but no one noticed them. + +Pierre finished his story. Natasha continued to look at him intently +with bright, attentive, and animated eyes, as if trying to understand +something more which he had perhaps left untold. Pierre in shamefaced +and happy confusion glanced occasionally at her, and tried to think what +to say next to introduce a fresh subject. Princess Mary was silent. It +occurred to none of them that it was three o'clock and time to go to +bed. + +"People speak of misfortunes and sufferings," remarked Pierre, "but if +at this moment I were asked: 'Would you rather be what you were before +you were taken prisoner, or go through all this again?' then for +heaven's sake let me again have captivity and horseflesh! We imagine +that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all is lost, but it is +only then that what is new and good begins. While there is life there is +happiness. There is much, much before us. I say this to you," he added, +turning to Natasha. + +"Yes, yes," she said, answering something quite different. "I too should +wish nothing but to relive it all from the beginning." + +Pierre looked intently at her. + +"Yes, and nothing more," said Natasha. + +"It's not true, not true!" cried Pierre. "I am not to blame for being +alive and wishing to live--nor you either." + +Suddenly Natasha bent her head, covered her face with her hands, and +began to cry. + +"What is it, Natasha?" said Princess Mary. + +"Nothing, nothing." She smiled at Pierre through her tears. "Good night! +It is time for bed." + +Pierre rose and took his leave. + +Princess Mary and Natasha met as usual in the bedroom. They talked of +what Pierre had told them. Princess Mary did not express her opinion of +Pierre nor did Natasha speak of him. + +"Well, good night, Mary!" said Natasha. "Do you know, I am often afraid +that by not speaking of him" (she meant Prince Andrew) "for fear of not +doing justice to our feelings, we forget him." + +Princess Mary sighed deeply and thereby acknowledged the justice of +Natasha's remark, but she did not express agreement in words. + +"Is it possible to forget?" said she. + +"It did me so much good to tell all about it today. It was hard and +painful, but good, very good!" said Natasha. "I am sure he really loved +him. That is why I told him... Was it all right?" she added, suddenly +blushing. + +"To tell Pierre? Oh, yes. What a splendid man he is!" said Princess +Mary. + +"Do you know, Mary..." Natasha suddenly said with a mischievous smile +such as Princess Mary had not seen on her face for a long time, "he has +somehow grown so clean, smooth, and fresh--as if he had just come out of +a Russian bath; do you understand? Out of a moral bath. Isn't it true?" + +"Yes," replied Princess Mary. "He has greatly improved." + +"With a short coat and his hair cropped; just as if, well, just as if he +had come straight from the bath... Papa used to..." + +"I understand why he" (Prince Andrew) "liked no one so much as him," +said Princess Mary. + +"Yes, and yet he is quite different. They say men are friends when they +are quite different. That must be true. Really he is quite unlike him-- +in everything." + +"Yes, but he's wonderful." + +"Well, good night," said Natasha. + +And the same mischievous smile lingered for a long time on her face as +if it had been forgotten there. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +It was a long time before Pierre could fall asleep that night. He paced +up and down his room, now turning his thoughts on a difficult problem +and frowning, now suddenly shrugging his shoulders and wincing, and now +smiling happily. + +He was thinking of Prince Andrew, of Natasha, and of their love, at one +moment jealous of her past, then reproaching himself for that feeling. +It was already six in the morning and he still paced up and down the +room. + +"Well, what's to be done if it cannot be avoided? What's to be done? +Evidently it has to be so," said he to himself, and hastily undressing +he got into bed, happy and agitated but free from hesitation or +indecision. + +"Strange and impossible as such happiness seems, I must do everything +that she and I may be man and wife," he told himself. + +A few days previously Pierre had decided to go to Petersburg on the +Friday. When he awoke on the Thursday, Savelich came to ask him about +packing for the journey. + +"What, to Petersburg? What is Petersburg? Who is there in Petersburg?" +he asked involuntarily, though only to himself. "Oh, yes, long ago +before this happened I did for some reason mean to go to Petersburg," he +reflected. "Why? But perhaps I shall go. What a good fellow he is and +how attentive, and how he remembers everything," he thought, looking at +Savelich's old face, "and what a pleasant smile he has!" + +"Well, Savelich, do you still not wish to accept your freedom?" Pierre +asked him. + +"What's the good of freedom to me, your excellency? We lived under the +late count--the kingdom of heaven be his!--and we have lived under you +too, without ever being wronged." + +"And your children?" + +"The children will live just the same. With such masters one can live." + +"But what about my heirs?" said Pierre. "Supposing I suddenly marry... +it might happen," he added with an involuntary smile. + +"If I may take the liberty, your excellency, it would be a good thing." + +"How easy he thinks it," thought Pierre. "He doesn't know how terrible +it is and how dangerous. Too soon or too late... it is terrible!" + +"So what are your orders? Are you starting tomorrow?" asked Savelich. + +"No, I'll put it off for a bit. I'll tell you later. You must forgive +the trouble I have put you to," said Pierre, and seeing Savelich smile, +he thought: "But how strange it is that he should not know that now +there is no Petersburg for me, and that that must be settled first of +all! But probably he knows it well enough and is only pretending. Shall +I have a talk with him and see what he thinks?" Pierre reflected. "No, +another time." + +At breakfast Pierre told the princess, his cousin, that he had been to +see Princess Mary the day before and had there met--"Whom do you think? +Natasha Rostova!" + +The princess seemed to see nothing more extraordinary in that than if he +had seen Anna Semenovna. + +"Do you know her?" asked Pierre. + +"I have seen the princess," she replied. "I heard that they were +arranging a match for her with young Rostov. It would be a very good +thing for the Rostovs, they are said to be utterly ruined." + +"No; I mean do you know Natasha Rostova?" + +"I heard about that affair of hers at the time. It was a great pity." + +"No, she either doesn't understand or is pretending," thought Pierre. +"Better not say anything to her either." + +The princess too had prepared provisions for Pierre's journey. + +"How kind they all are," thought Pierre. "What is surprising is that +they should trouble about these things now when it can no longer be of +interest to them. And all for me!" + +On the same day the Chief of Police came to Pierre, inviting him to send +a representative to the Faceted Palace to recover things that were to be +returned to their owners that day. + +"And this man too," thought Pierre, looking into the face of the Chief +of Police. "What a fine, good-looking officer and how kind. Fancy +bothering about such trifles now! And they actually say he is not honest +and takes bribes. What nonsense! Besides, why shouldn't he take bribes? +That's the way he was brought up, and everybody does it. But what a +kind, pleasant face and how he smiles as he looks at me." + +Pierre went to Princess Mary's to dinner. + +As he drove through the streets past the houses that had been burned +down, he was surprised by the beauty of those ruins. The picturesqueness +of the chimney stacks and tumble-down walls of the burned-out quarters +of the town, stretching out and concealing one another, reminded him of +the Rhine and the Colosseum. The cabmen he met and their passengers, the +carpenters cutting the timber for new houses with axes, the women +hawkers, and the shopkeepers, all looked at him with cheerful beaming +eyes that seemed to say: "Ah, there he is! Let's see what will come of +it!" + +At the entrance to Princess Mary's house Pierre felt doubtful whether he +had really been there the night before and really seen Natasha and +talked to her. "Perhaps I imagined it; perhaps I shall go in and find no +one there." But he had hardly entered the room before he felt her +presence with his whole being by the loss of his sense of freedom. She +was in the same black dress with soft folds and her hair was done the +same way as the day before, yet she was quite different. Had she been +like this when he entered the day before he could not for a moment have +failed to recognize her. + +She was as he had known her almost as a child and later on as Prince +Andrew's fiancee. A bright questioning light shone in her eyes, and on +her face was a friendly and strangely roguish expression. + +Pierre dined with them and would have spent the whole evening there, but +Princess Mary was going to vespers and Pierre left the house with her. + +Next day he came early, dined, and stayed the whole evening. Though +Princess Mary and Natasha were evidently glad to see their visitor and +though all Pierre's interest was now centered in that house, by the +evening they had talked over everything and the conversation passed from +one trivial topic to another and repeatedly broke off. He stayed so long +that Princess Mary and Natasha exchanged glances, evidently wondering +when he would go. Pierre noticed this but could not go. He felt uneasy +and embarrassed, but sat on because he simply could not get up and take +his leave. + +Princess Mary, foreseeing no end to this, rose first, and complaining of +a headache began to say good night. + +"So you are going to Petersburg tomorrow?" she asked. + +"No, I am not going," Pierre replied hastily, in a surprised tone and as +though offended. "Yes... no... to Petersburg? Tomorrow--but I won't say +good-by yet. I will call round in case you have any commissions for me," +said he, standing before Princess Mary and turning red, but not taking +his departure. + +Natasha gave him her hand and went out. Princess Mary on the other hand +instead of going away sank into an armchair, and looked sternly and +intently at him with her deep, radiant eyes. The weariness she had +plainly shown before had now quite passed off. With a deep and long- +drawn sigh she seemed to be prepared for a lengthy talk. + +When Natasha left the room Pierre's confusion and awkwardness +immediately vanished and were replaced by eager excitement. He quickly +moved an armchair toward Princess Mary. + +"Yes, I wanted to tell you," said he, answering her look as if she had +spoken. "Princess, help me! What am I to do? Can I hope? Princess, my +dear friend, listen! I know it all. I know I am not worthy of her, I +know it's impossible to speak of it now. But I want to be a brother to +her. No, not that, I don't, I can't..." + +He paused and rubbed his face and eyes with his hands. + +"Well," he went on with an evident effort at self-control and coherence. +"I don't know when I began to love her, but I have loved her and her +alone all my life, and I love her so that I cannot imagine life without +her. I cannot propose to her at present, but the thought that perhaps +she might someday be my wife and that I may be missing that +possibility... that possibility... is terrible. Tell me, can I hope? +Tell me what I am to do, dear princess!" he added after a pause, and +touched her hand as she did not reply. + +"I am thinking of what you have told me," answered Princess Mary. "This +is what I will say. You are right that to speak to her of love at +present..." + +Princess Mary stopped. She was going to say that to speak of love was +impossible, but she stopped because she had seen by the sudden change in +Natasha two days before that she would not only not be hurt if Pierre +spoke of his love, but that it was the very thing she wished for. + +"To speak to her now wouldn't do," said the princess all the same. + +"But what am I to do?" + +"Leave it to me," said Princess Mary. "I know..." + +Pierre was looking into Princess Mary's eyes. + +"Well?... Well?..." he said. + +"I know that she loves... will love you," Princess Mary corrected +herself. + +Before her words were out, Pierre had sprung up and with a frightened +expression seized Princess Mary's hand. + +"What makes you think so? You think I may hope? You think...?" + +"Yes, I think so," said Princess Mary with a smile. "Write to her +parents, and leave it to me. I will tell her when I can. I wish it to +happen and my heart tells me it will." + +"No, it cannot be! How happy I am! But it can't be.... How happy I am! +No, it can't be!" Pierre kept saying as he kissed Princess Mary's hands. + +"Go to Petersburg, that will be best. And I will write to you," she +said. + +"To Petersburg? Go there? Very well, I'll go. But I may come again +tomorrow?" + +Next day Pierre came to say good-by. Natasha was less animated than she +had been the day before; but that day as he looked at her Pierre +sometimes felt as if he was vanishing and that neither he nor she +existed any longer, that nothing existed but happiness. "Is it possible? +No, it can't be," he told himself at every look, gesture, and word that +filled his soul with joy. + +When on saying good-by he took her thin, slender hand, he could not help +holding it a little longer in his own. + +"Is it possible that this hand, that face, those eyes, all this treasure +of feminine charm so strange to me now, is it possible that it will one +day be mine forever, as familiar to me as I am to myself?... No, that's +impossible!..." + +"Good-bye, Count," she said aloud. "I shall look forward very much to +your return," she added in a whisper. + +And these simple words, her look, and the expression on her face which +accompanied them, formed for two months the subject of inexhaustible +memories, interpretations, and happy meditations for Pierre. "'I shall +look forward very much to your return....' Yes, yes, how did she say it? +Yes, 'I shall look forward very much to your return.' Oh, how happy I +am! What is happening to me? How happy I am!" said Pierre to himself. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +There was nothing in Pierre's soul now at all like what had troubled it +during his courtship of Helene. + +He did not repeat to himself with a sickening feeling of shame the words +he had spoken, or say: "Oh, why did I not say that?" and, "Whatever made +me say 'Je vous aime'?" On the contrary, he now repeated in imagination +every word that he or Natasha had spoken and pictured every detail of +her face and smile, and did not wish to diminish or add anything, but +only to repeat it again and again. There was now not a shadow of doubt +in his mind as to whether what he had undertaken was right or wrong. +Only one terrible doubt sometimes crossed his mind: "Wasn't it all a +dream? Isn't Princess Mary mistaken? Am I not too conceited and self- +confident? I believe all this--and suddenly Princess Mary will tell her, +and she will be sure to smile and say: 'How strange! He must be deluding +himself. Doesn't he know that he is a man, just a man, while I...? I am +something altogether different and higher.'" + +That was the only doubt often troubling Pierre. He did not now make any +plans. The happiness before him appeared so inconceivable that if only +he could attain it, it would be the end of all things. Everything ended +with that. + +A joyful, unexpected frenzy, of which he had thought himself incapable, +possessed him. The whole meaning of life--not for him alone but for the +whole world--seemed to him centered in his love and the possibility of +being loved by her. At times everybody seemed to him to be occupied with +one thing only--his future happiness. Sometimes it seemed to him that +other people were all as pleased as he was himself and merely tried to +hide that pleasure by pretending to be busy with other interests. In +every word and gesture he saw allusions to his happiness. He often +surprised those he met by his significantly happy looks and smiles which +seemed to express a secret understanding between him and them. And when +he realized that people might not be aware of his happiness, he pitied +them with his whole heart and felt a desire somehow to explain to them +that all that occupied them was a mere frivolous trifle unworthy of +attention. + +When it was suggested to him that he should enter the civil service, or +when the war or any general political affairs were discussed on the +assumption that everybody's welfare depended on this or that issue of +events, he would listen with a mild and pitying smile and surprise +people by his strange comments. But at this time he saw everybody--both +those who, as he imagined, understood the real meaning of life (that is, +what he was feeling) and those unfortunates who evidently did not +understand it--in the bright light of the emotion that shone within +himself, and at once without any effort saw in everyone he met +everything that was good and worthy of being loved. + +When dealing with the affairs and papers of his dead wife, her memory +aroused in him no feeling but pity that she had not known the bliss he +now knew. Prince Vasili, who having obtained a new post and some fresh +decorations was particularly proud at this time, seemed to him a +pathetic, kindly old man much to be pitied. + +Often in afterlife Pierre recalled this period of blissful insanity. All +the views he formed of men and circumstances at this time remained true +for him always. He not only did not renounce them subsequently, but when +he was in doubt or inwardly at variance, he referred to the views he had +held at this time of his madness and they always proved correct. + +"I may have appeared strange and queer then," he thought, "but I was not +so mad as I seemed. On the contrary I was then wiser and had more +insight than at any other time, and understood all that is worth +understanding in life, because... because I was happy." + +Pierre's insanity consisted in not waiting, as he used to do, to +discover personal attributes which he termed "good qualities" in people +before loving them; his heart was now overflowing with love, and by +loving people without cause he discovered indubitable causes for loving +them. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +After Pierre's departure that first evening, when Natasha had said to +Princess Mary with a gaily mocking smile: "He looks just, yes, just as +if he had come out of a Russian bath--in a short coat and with his hair +cropped," something hidden and unknown to herself, but irrepressible, +awoke in Natasha's soul. + +Everything: her face, walk, look, and voice, was suddenly altered. To +her own surprise a power of life and hope of happiness rose to the +surface and demanded satisfaction. From that evening she seemed to have +forgotten all that had happened to her. She no longer complained of her +position, did not say a word about the past, and no longer feared to +make happy plans for the future. She spoke little of Pierre, but when +Princess Mary mentioned him a long-extinguished light once more kindled +in her eyes and her lips curved with a strange smile. + + +The change that took place in Natasha at first surprised Princess Mary; +but when she understood its meaning it grieved her. "Can she have loved +my brother so little as to be able to forget him so soon?" she thought +when she reflected on the change. But when she was with Natasha she was +not vexed with her and did not reproach her. The reawakened power of +life that had seized Natasha was so evidently irrepressible and +unexpected by her that in her presence Princess Mary felt that she had +no right to reproach her even in her heart. + +Natasha gave herself up so fully and frankly to this new feeling that +she did not try to hide the fact that she was no longer sad, but bright +and cheerful. + +When Princess Mary returned to her room after her nocturnal talk with +Pierre, Natasha met her on the threshold. + +"He has spoken? Yes? He has spoken?" she repeated. + +And a joyful yet pathetic expression which seemed to beg forgiveness for +her joy settled on Natasha's face. + +"I wanted to listen at the door, but I knew you would tell me." + +Understandable and touching as the look with which Natasha gazed at her +seemed to Princess Mary, and sorry as she was to see her agitation, +these words pained her for a moment. She remembered her brother and his +love. + +"But what's to be done? She can't help it," thought the princess. + +And with a sad and rather stern look she told Natasha all that Pierre +had said. On hearing that he was going to Petersburg Natasha was +astounded. + +"To Petersburg!" she repeated as if unable to understand. + +But noticing the grieved expression on Princess Mary's face she guessed +the reason of that sadness and suddenly began to cry. + +"Mary," said she, "tell me what I should do! I am afraid of being bad. +Whatever you tell me, I will do. Tell me...." + +"You love him?" + +"Yes," whispered Natasha. + +"Then why are you crying? I am happy for your sake," said Princess Mary, +who because of those tears quite forgave Natasha's joy. + +"It won't be just yet--someday. Think what fun it will be when I am his +wife and you marry Nicholas!" + +"Natasha, I have asked you not to speak of that. Let us talk about you." + +They were silent awhile. + +"But why go to Petersburg?" Natasha suddenly asked, and hastily replied +to her own question. "But no, no, he must... Yes, Mary, He must...." + +FIRST EPILOGUE: 1813 - 20 + + + + +CHAPTER I + +Seven years had passed. The storm-tossed sea of European history had +subsided within its shores and seemed to have become calm. But the +mysterious forces that move humanity (mysterious because the laws of +their motion are unknown to us) continued to operate. + +Though the surface of the sea of history seemed motionless, the movement +of humanity went on as unceasingly as the flow of time. Various groups +of people formed and dissolved, the coming formation and dissolution of +kingdoms and displacement of peoples was in course of preparation. + +The sea of history was not driven spasmodically from shore to shore as +previously. It was seething in its depths. Historic figures were not +borne by the waves from one shore to another as before. They now seemed +to rotate on one spot. The historical figures at the head of armies, who +formerly reflected the movement of the masses by ordering wars, +campaigns, and battles, now reflected the restless movement by political +and diplomatic combinations, laws, and treaties. + +The historians call this activity of the historical figures "the +reaction." + +In dealing with this period they sternly condemn the historical +personages who, in their opinion, caused what they describe as the +reaction. All the well-known people of that period, from Alexander and +Napoleon to Madame de Stael, Photius, Schelling, Fichte, Chateaubriand, +and the rest, pass before their stern judgment seat and are acquitted or +condemned according to whether they conduced to progress or to reaction. + +According to their accounts a reaction took place at that time in Russia +also, and the chief culprit was Alexander I, the same man who according +to them was the chief cause of the liberal movement at the commencement +of his reign, being the savior of Russia. + +There is no one in Russian literature now, from schoolboy essayist to +learned historian, who does not throw his little stone at Alexander for +things he did wrong at this period of his reign. + +"He ought to have acted in this way and in that way. In this case he did +well and in that case badly. He behaved admirably at the beginning of +his reign and during 1812, but acted badly by giving a constitution to +Poland, forming the Holy Alliance, entrusting power to Arakcheev, +favoring Golitsyn and mysticism, and afterwards Shishkov and Photius. He +also acted badly by concerning himself with the active army and +disbanding the Semenov regiment." + +It would take a dozen pages to enumerate all the reproaches the +historians address to him, based on their knowledge of what is good for +humanity. + +What do these reproaches mean? + +Do not the very actions for which the historians praise Alexander I (the +liberal attempts at the beginning of his reign, his struggle with +Napoleon, the firmness he displayed in 1812 and the campaign of 1813) +flow from the same sources--the circumstances of his birth, education, +and life--that made his personality what it was and from which the +actions for which they blame him (the Holy Alliance, the restoration of +Poland, and the reaction of 1820 and later) also flowed? + +In what does the substance of those reproaches lie? + +It lies in the fact that an historic character like Alexander I, +standing on the highest possible pinnacle of human power with the +blinding light of history focused upon him; a character exposed to those +strongest of all influences: the intrigues, flattery, and self-deception +inseparable from power; a character who at every moment of his life felt +a responsibility for all that was happening in Europe; and not a +fictitious but a live character who like every man had his personal +habits, passions, and impulses toward goodness, beauty, and truth--that +this character--though not lacking in virtue (the historians do not +accuse him of that)--had not the same conception of the welfare of +humanity fifty years ago as a present-day professor who from his youth +upwards has been occupied with learning: that is, with books and +lectures and with taking notes from them. + +But even if we assume that fifty years ago Alexander I was mistaken in +his view of what was good for the people, we must inevitably assume that +the historian who judges Alexander will also after the lapse of some +time turn out to be mistaken in his view of what is good for humanity. +This assumption is all the more natural and inevitable because, watching +the movement of history, we see that every year and with each new +writer, opinion as to what is good for mankind changes; so that what +once seemed good, ten years later seems bad, and vice versa. And what is +more, we find at one and the same time quite contradictory views as to +what is bad and what is good in history: some people regard giving a +constitution to Poland and forming the Holy Alliance as praiseworthy in +Alexander, while others regard it as blameworthy. + +The activity of Alexander or of Napoleon cannot be called useful or +harmful, for it is impossible to say for what it was useful or harmful. +If that activity displeases somebody, this is only because it does not +agree with his limited understanding of what is good. Whether the +preservation of my father's house in Moscow, or the glory of the Russian +arms, or the prosperity of the Petersburg and other universities, or the +freedom of Poland or the greatness of Russia, or the balance of power in +Europe, or a certain kind of European culture called "progress" appear +to me to be good or bad, I must admit that besides these things the +action of every historic character has other more general purposes +inaccessible to me. + +But let us assume that what is called science can harmonize all +contradictions and possesses an unchanging standard of good and bad by +which to try historic characters and events; let us say that Alexander +could have done everything differently; let us say that with guidance +from those who blame him and who profess to know the ultimate aim of the +movement of humanity, he might have arranged matters according to the +program his present accusers would have given him--of nationality, +freedom, equality, and progress (these, I think, cover the ground). Let +us assume that this program was possible and had then been formulated, +and that Alexander had acted on it. What would then have become of the +activity of all those who opposed the tendency that then prevailed in +the government--an activity that in the opinion of the historians was +good and beneficent? Their activity would not have existed: there would +have been no life, there would have been nothing. + +If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, the possibility of +life is destroyed. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +If we assume as the historians do that great men lead humanity to the +attainment of certain ends--the greatness of Russia or of France, the +balance of power in Europe, the diffusion of the ideas of the +Revolution, general progress, or anything else--then it is impossible to +explain the facts of history without introducing the conceptions of +chance and genius. + +If the aim of the European wars at the beginning of the nineteenth +century had been the aggrandizement of Russia, that aim might have been +accomplished without all the preceding wars and without the invasion. If +the aim was the aggrandizement of France, that might have been attained +without the Revolution and without the Empire. If the aim was the +dissemination of ideas, the printing press could have accomplished that +much better than warfare. If the aim was the progress of civilization, +it is easy to see that there are other ways of diffusing civilization +more expedient than by the destruction of wealth and of human lives. + +Why did it happen in this and not in some other way? + +Because it happened so! "Chance created the situation; genius utilized +it," says history. + +But what is chance? What is genius? + +The words chance and genius do not denote any really existing thing and +therefore cannot be defined. Those words only denote a certain stage of +understanding of phenomena. I do not know why a certain event occurs; I +think that I cannot know it; so I do not try to know it and I talk about +chance. I see a force producing effects beyond the scope of ordinary +human agencies; I do not understand why this occurs and I talk of +genius. + +To a herd of rams, the ram the herdsman drives each evening into a +special enclosure to feed and that becomes twice as fat as the others +must seem to be a genius. And it must appear an astonishing conjunction +of genius with a whole series of extraordinary chances that this ram, +who instead of getting into the general fold every evening goes into a +special enclosure where there are oats--that this very ram, swelling +with fat, is killed for meat. + +But the rams need only cease to suppose that all that happens to them +happens solely for the attainment of their sheepish aims; they need only +admit that what happens to them may also have purposes beyond their ken, +and they will at once perceive a unity and coherence in what happened to +the ram that was fattened. Even if they do not know for what purpose +they are fattened, they will at least know that all that happened to the +ram did not happen accidentally, and will no longer need the conceptions +of chance or genius. + +Only by renouncing our claim to discern a purpose immediately +intelligible to us, and admitting the ultimate purpose to be beyond our +ken, may we discern the sequence of experiences in the lives of historic +characters and perceive the cause of the effect they produce +(incommensurable with ordinary human capabilities), and then the words +chance and genius become superfluous. + +We need only confess that we do not know the purpose of the European +convulsions and that we know only the facts--that is, the murders, first +in France, then in Italy, in Africa, in Prussia, in Austria, in Spain, +and in Russia--and that the movements from the west to the east and from +the east to the west form the essence and purpose of these events, and +not only shall we have no need to see exceptional ability and genius in +Napoleon and Alexander, but we shall be unable to consider them to be +anything but like other men, and we shall not be obliged to have +recourse to chance for an explanation of those small events which made +these people what they were, but it will be clear that all those small +events were inevitable. + +By discarding a claim to knowledge of the ultimate purpose, we shall +clearly perceive that just as one cannot imagine a blossom or seed for +any single plant better suited to it than those it produces, so it is +impossible to imagine any two people more completely adapted down to the +smallest detail for the purpose they had to fulfill, than Napoleon and +Alexander with all their antecedents. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +The fundamental and essential significance of the European events of the +beginning of the nineteenth century lies in the movement of the mass of +the European peoples from west to east and afterwards from east to west. +The commencement of that movement was the movement from west to east. +For the peoples of the west to be able to make their warlike movement to +Moscow it was necessary: (1) that they should form themselves into a +military group of a size able to endure a collision with the warlike +military group of the east, (2) that they should abandon all established +traditions and customs, and (3) that during their military movement they +should have at their head a man who could justify to himself and to them +the deceptions, robberies, and murders which would have to be committed +during that movement. + +And beginning with the French Revolution the old inadequately large +group was destroyed, as well as the old habits and traditions, and step +by step a group was formed of larger dimensions with new customs and +traditions, and a man was produced who would stand at the head of the +coming movement and bear the responsibility for all that had to be done. + +A man without convictions, without habits, without traditions, without a +name, and not even a Frenchman, emerges--by what seem the strangest +chances--from among all the seething French parties, and without joining +any one of them is borne forward to a prominent position. + +The ignorance of his colleagues, the weakness and insignificance of his +opponents, the frankness of his falsehoods, and the dazzling and self- +confident limitations of this man raise him to the head of the army. The +brilliant qualities of the soldiers of the army sent to Italy, his +opponents' reluctance to fight, and his own childish audacity and self- +confidence secure him military fame. Innumerable so-called chances +accompany him everywhere. The disfavor into which he falls with the +rulers of France turns to his advantage. His attempts to avoid his +predestined path are unsuccessful: he is not received into the Russian +service, and the appointment he seeks in Turkey comes to nothing. During +the war in Italy he is several times on the verge of destruction and +each time is saved in an unexpected manner. Owing to various diplomatic +considerations the Russian armies--just those which might have destroyed +his prestige--do not appear upon the scene till he is no longer there. + +On his return from Italy he finds the government in Paris in a process +of dissolution in which all those who are in it are inevitably wiped out +and destroyed. And by chance an escape from this dangerous position +presents itself in the form of an aimless and senseless expedition to +Africa. Again so-called chance accompanies him. Impregnable Malta +surrenders without a shot; his most reckless schemes are crowned with +success. The enemy's fleet, which subsequently did not let a single boat +pass, allows his entire army to elude it. In Africa a whole series of +outrages are committed against the almost unarmed inhabitants. And the +men who commit these crimes, especially their leader, assure themselves +that this is admirable, this is glory--it resembles Caesar and Alexander +the Great and is therefore good. + +This ideal of glory and grandeur--which consists not merely in +considering nothing wrong that one does but in priding oneself on every +crime one commits, ascribing to it an incomprehensible supernatural +significance--that ideal, destined to guide this man and his associates, +had scope for its development in Africa. Whatever he does succeeds. The +plague does not touch him. The cruelty of murdering prisoners is not +imputed to him as a fault. His childishly rash, uncalled-for, and +ignoble departure from Africa, leaving his comrades in distress, is set +down to his credit, and again the enemy's fleet twice lets him slip +past. When, intoxicated by the crimes he has committed so successfully, +he reaches Paris, the dissolution of the republican government, which a +year earlier might have ruined him, has reached its extreme limit, and +his presence there now as a newcomer free from party entanglements can +only serve to exalt him--and though he himself has no plan, he is quite +ready for his new role. + +He had no plan, he was afraid of everything, but the parties snatched at +him and demanded his participation. + +He alone--with his ideal of glory and grandeur developed in Italy and +Egypt, his insane self-adulation, his boldness in crime and frankness in +lying--he alone could justify what had to be done. + +He is needed for the place that awaits him, and so almost apart from his +will and despite his indecision, his lack of a plan, and all his +mistakes, he is drawn into a conspiracy that aims at seizing power and +the conspiracy is crowned with success. + +He is pushed into a meeting of the legislature. In alarm he wishes to +flee, considering himself lost. He pretends to fall into a swoon and +says senseless things that should have ruined him. But the once proud +and shrewd rulers of France, feeling that their part is played out, are +even more bewildered than he, and do not say the words they should have +said to destroy him and retain their power. + +Chance, millions of chances, give him power, and all men as if by +agreement co-operate to confirm that power. Chance forms the characters +of the rulers of France, who submit to him; chance forms the character +of Paul I of Russia who recognizes his government; chance contrives a +plot against him which not only fails to harm him but confirms his +power. Chance puts the Duc d'Enghien in his hands and unexpectedly +causes him to kill him--thereby convincing the mob more forcibly than in +any other way that he had the right, since he had the might. Chance +contrives that though he directs all his efforts to prepare an +expedition against England (which would inevitably have ruined him) he +never carries out that intention, but unexpectedly falls upon Mack and +the Austrians, who surrender without a battle. Chance and genius give +him the victory at Austerlitz; and by chance all men, not only the +French but all Europe--except England which does not take part in the +events about to happen--despite their former horror and detestation of +his crimes, now recognize his authority, the title he has given himself, +and his ideal of grandeur and glory, which seems excellent and +reasonable to them all. + +As if measuring themselves and preparing for the coming movement, the +western forces push toward the east several times in 1805, 1806, 1807, +and 1809, gaining strength and growing. In 1811 the group of people that +had formed in France unites into one group with the peoples of Central +Europe. The strength of the justification of the man who stands at the +head of the movement grows with the increased size of the group. During +the ten-year preparatory period this man had formed relations with all +the crowned heads of Europe. The discredited rulers of the world can +oppose no reasonable ideal to the insensate Napoleonic ideal of glory +and grandeur. One after another they hasten to display their +insignificance before him. The King of Prussia sends his wife to seek +the great man's mercy; the Emperor of Austria considers it a favor that +this man receives a daughter of the Caesars into his bed; the Pope, the +guardian of all that the nations hold sacred, utilizes religion for the +aggrandizement of the great man. It is not Napoleon who prepares himself +for the accomplishment of his role, so much as all those round him who +prepare him to take on himself the whole responsibility for what is +happening and has to happen. There is no step, no crime or petty fraud +he commits, which in the mouths of those around him is not at once +represented as a great deed. The most suitable fete the Germans can +devise for him is a celebration of Jena and Auerstadt. Not only is he +great, but so are his ancestors, his brothers, his stepsons, and his +brothers-in-law. Everything is done to deprive him of the remains of his +reason and to prepare him for his terrible part. And when he is ready so +too are the forces. + +The invasion pushes eastward and reaches its final goal--Moscow. That +city is taken; the Russian army suffers heavier losses than the opposing +armies had suffered in the former war from Austerlitz to Wagram. But +suddenly instead of those chances and that genius which hitherto had so +consistently led him by an uninterrupted series of successes to the +predestined goal, an innumerable sequence of inverse chances occur--from +the cold in his head at Borodino to the sparks which set Moscow on fire, +and the frosts--and instead of genius, stupidity and immeasurable +baseness become evident. + +The invaders flee, turn back, flee again, and all the chances are now +not for Napoleon but always against him. + +A countermovement is then accomplished from east to west with a +remarkable resemblance to the preceding movement from west to east. +Attempted drives from east to west--similar to the contrary movements of +1805, 1807, and 1809--precede the great westward movement; there is the +same coalescence into a group of enormous dimensions; the same adhesion +of the people of Central Europe to the movement; the same hesitation +midway, and the same increasing rapidity as the goal is approached. + +Paris, the ultimate goal, is reached. The Napoleonic government and army +are destroyed. Napoleon himself is no longer of any account; all his +actions are evidently pitiful and mean, but again an inexplicable chance +occurs. The allies detest Napoleon whom they regard as the cause of +their sufferings. Deprived of power and authority, his crimes and his +craft exposed, he should have appeared to them what he appeared ten +years previously and one year later--an outlawed brigand. But by some +strange chance no one perceives this. His part is not yet ended. The man +who ten years before and a year later was considered an outlawed brigand +is sent to an island two days' sail from France, which for some reason +is presented to him as his dominion, and guards are given to him and +millions of money are paid him. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +The flood of nations begins to subside into its normal channels. The +waves of the great movement abate, and on the calm surface eddies are +formed in which float the diplomatists, who imagine that they have +caused the floods to abate. + +But the smooth sea again suddenly becomes disturbed. The diplomatists +think that their disagreements are the cause of this fresh pressure of +natural forces; they anticipate war between their sovereigns; the +position seems to them insoluble. But the wave they feel to be rising +does not come from the quarter they expect. It rises again from the same +point as before--Paris. The last backwash of the movement from the west +occurs: a backwash which serves to solve the apparently insuperable +diplomatic difficulties and ends the military movement of that period of +history. + +The man who had devastated France returns to France alone, without any +conspiracy and without soldiers. Any guard might arrest him, but by +strange chance no one does so and all rapturously greet the man they +cursed the day before and will curse again a month later. + +This man is still needed to justify the final collective act. + +That act is performed. + +The last role is played. The actor is bidden to disrobe and wash off his +powder and paint: he will not be wanted any more. + +And some years pass during which he plays a pitiful comedy to himself in +solitude on his island, justifying his actions by intrigues and lies +when the justification is no longer needed, and displaying to the whole +world what it was that people had mistaken for strength as long as an +unseen hand directed his actions. + +The manager having brought the drama to a close and stripped the actor +shows him to us. + +"See what you believed in! This is he! Do you now see that it was not he +but I who moved you?" + +But dazed by the force of the movement, it was long before people +understood this. + +Still greater coherence and inevitability is seen in the life of +Alexander I, the man who stood at the head of the countermovement from +east to west. + +What was needed for him who, overshadowing others, stood at the head of +that movement from east to west? + +What was needed was a sense of justice and a sympathy with European +affairs, but a remote sympathy not dulled by petty interests; a moral +superiority over those sovereigns of the day who co-operated with him; a +mild and attractive personality; and a personal grievance against +Napoleon. And all this was found in Alexander I; all this had been +prepared by innumerable so-called chances in his life: his education, +his early liberalism, the advisers who surrounded him, and by +Austerlitz, and Tilsit, and Erfurt. + +During the national war he was inactive because he was not needed. But +as soon as the necessity for a general European war presented itself he +appeared in his place at the given moment and, uniting the nations of +Europe, led them to the goal. + +The goal is reached. After the final war of 1815 Alexander possesses all +possible power. How does he use it? + +Alexander I--the pacifier of Europe, the man who from his early years +had striven only for his people's welfare, the originator of the liberal +innovations in his fatherland--now that he seemed to possess the utmost +power and therefore to have the possibility of bringing about the +welfare of his peoples--at the time when Napoleon in exile was drawing +up childish and mendacious plans of how he would have made mankind happy +had he retained power--Alexander I, having fulfilled his mission and +feeling the hand of God upon him, suddenly recognizes the insignificance +of that supposed power, turns away from it, and gives it into the hands +of contemptible men whom he despises, saying only: + +"Not unto us, not unto us, but unto Thy Name!... I too am a man like the +rest of you. Let me live like a man and think of my soul and of God." + +As the sun and each atom of ether is a sphere complete in itself, and +yet at the same time only a part of a whole too immense for man to +comprehend, so each individual has within himself his own aims and yet +has them to serve a general purpose incomprehensible to man. + +A bee settling on a flower has stung a child. And the child is afraid of +bees and declares that bees exist to sting people. A poet admires the +bee sucking from the chalice of a flower and says it exists to suck the +fragrance of flowers. A beekeeper, seeing the bee collect pollen from +flowers and carry it to the hive, says that it exists to gather honey. +Another beekeeper who has studied the life of the hive more closely says +that the bee gathers pollen dust to feed the young bees and rear a +queen, and that it exists to perpetuate its race. A botanist notices +that the bee flying with the pollen of a male flower to a pistil +fertilizes the latter, and sees in this the purpose of the bee's +existence. Another, observing the migration of plants, notices that the +bee helps in this work, and may say that in this lies the purpose of the +bee. But the ultimate purpose of the bee is not exhausted by the first, +the second, or any of the processes the human mind can discern. The +higher the human intellect rises in the discovery of these purposes, the +more obvious it becomes, that the ultimate purpose is beyond our +comprehension. + +All that is accessible to man is the relation of the life of the bee to +other manifestations of life. And so it is with the purpose of historic +characters and nations. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Natasha's wedding to Bezukhov, which took place in 1813, was the last +happy event in the family of the old Rostovs. Count Ilya Rostov died +that same year and, as always happens, after the father's death the +family group broke up. + +The events of the previous year: the burning of Moscow and the flight +from it, the death of Prince Andrew, Natasha's despair, Petya's death, +and the old countess' grief fell blow after blow on the old count's +head. He seemed to be unable to understand the meaning of all these +events, and bowed his old head in a spiritual sense as if expecting and +inviting further blows which would finish him. He seemed now frightened +and distraught and now unnaturally animated and enterprising. + +The arrangements for Natasha's marriage occupied him for a while. He +ordered dinners and suppers and obviously tried to appear cheerful, but +his cheerfulness was not infectious as it used to be: on the contrary it +evoked the compassion of those who knew and liked him. + +When Pierre and his wife had left, he grew very quiet and began to +complain of depression. A few days later he fell ill and took to his +bed. He realized from the first that he would not get up again, despite +the doctor's encouragement. The countess passed a fortnight in an +armchair by his pillow without undressing. Every time she gave him his +medicine he sobbed and silently kissed her hand. On his last day, +sobbing, he asked her and his absent son to forgive him for having +dissipated their property--that being the chief fault of which he was +conscious. After receiving communion and unction he quietly died; and +next day a throng of acquaintances who came to pay their last respects +to the deceased filled the house rented by the Rostovs. All these +acquaintances, who had so often dined and danced at his house and had so +often laughed at him, now said, with a common feeling of self-reproach +and emotion, as if justifying themselves: "Well, whatever he may have +been he was a most worthy man. You don't meet such men nowadays.... And +which of us has not weaknesses of his own?" + +It was just when the count's affairs had become so involved that it was +impossible to say what would happen if he lived another year that he +unexpectedly died. + +Nicholas was with the Russian army in Paris when the news of his +father's death reached him. He at once resigned his commission, and +without waiting for it to be accepted took leave of absence and went to +Moscow. The state of the count's affairs became quite obvious a month +after his death, surprising everyone by the immense total of small debts +the existence of which no one had suspected. The debts amounted to +double the value of the property. + +Friends and relations advised Nicholas to decline the inheritance. But +he regarded such a refusal as a slur on his father's memory, which he +held sacred, and therefore would not hear of refusing and accepted the +inheritance together with the obligation to pay the debts. + +The creditors who had so long been silent, restrained by a vague but +powerful influence exerted on them while he lived by the count's +careless good nature, all proceeded to enforce their claims at once. As +always happens in such cases rivalry sprang up as to which should get +paid first, and those who like Mitenka held promissory notes given them +as presents now became the most exacting of the creditors. Nicholas was +allowed no respite and no peace, and those who had seemed to pity the +old man--the cause of their losses (if they were losses)--now +remorselessly pursued the young heir who had voluntarily undertaken the +debts and was obviously not guilty of contracting them. + +Not one of the plans Nicholas tried succeeded; the estate was sold by +auction for half its value, and half the debts still remained unpaid. +Nicholas accepted thirty thousand rubles offered him by his brother-in- +law Bezukhov to pay off debts he regarded as genuinely due for value +received. And to avoid being imprisoned for the remainder, as the +creditors threatened, he re-entered the government service. + +He could not rejoin the army where he would have been made colonel at +the next vacancy, for his mother now clung to him as her one hold on +life; and so despite his reluctance to remain in Moscow among people who +had known him before, and despite his abhorrence of the civil service, +he accepted a post in Moscow in that service, doffed the uniform of +which he was so fond, and moved with his mother and Sonya to a small +house on the Sivtsev Vrazhek. + +Natasha and Pierre were living in Petersburg at the time and had no +clear idea of Nicholas' circumstances. Having borrowed money from his +brother-in-law, Nicholas tried to hide his wretched condition from him. +His position was the more difficult because with his salary of twelve +hundred rubles he had not only to keep himself, his mother, and Sonya, +but had to shield his mother from knowledge of their poverty. The +countess could not conceive of life without the luxurious conditions she +had been used to from childhood and, unable to realize how hard it was +for her son, kept demanding now a carriage (which they did not keep) to +send for a friend, now some expensive article of food for herself, or +wine for her son, or money to buy a present as a surprise for Natasha or +Sonya, or for Nicholas himself. + +Sonya kept house, attended on her aunt, read to her, put up with her +whims and secret ill-will, and helped Nicholas to conceal their poverty +from the old countess. Nicholas felt himself irredeemably indebted to +Sonya for all she was doing for his mother and greatly admired her +patience and devotion, but tried to keep aloof from her. + +He seemed in his heart to reproach her for being too perfect, and +because there was nothing to reproach her with. She had all that people +are valued for, but little that could have made him love her. He felt +that the more he valued her the less he loved her. He had taken her at +her word when she wrote giving him his freedom and now behaved as if all +that had passed between them had been long forgotten and could never in +any case be renewed. + +Nicholas' position became worse and worse. The idea of putting something +aside out of his salary proved a dream. Not only did he not save +anything, but to comply with his mother's demands he even incurred some +small debts. He could see no way out of this situation. The idea of +marrying some rich woman, which was suggested to him by his female +relations, was repugnant to him. The other way out--his mother's death-- +never entered his head. He wished for nothing and hoped for nothing, and +deep in his heart experienced a gloomy and stern satisfaction in an +uncomplaining endurance of his position. He tried to avoid his old +acquaintances with their commiseration and offensive offers of +assistance; he avoided all distraction and recreation, and even at home +did nothing but play cards with his mother, pace silently up and down +the room, and smoke one pipe after another. He seemed carefully to +cherish within himself the gloomy mood which alone enabled him to endure +his position. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +At the beginning of winter Princess Mary came to Moscow. From reports +current in town she learned how the Rostovs were situated, and how "the +son has sacrificed himself for his mother," as people were saying. + +"I never expected anything else of him," said Princess Mary to herself, +feeling a joyous sense of her love for him. Remembering her friendly +relations with all the Rostovs which had made her almost a member of the +family, she thought it her duty to go to see them. But remembering her +relations with Nicholas in Voronezh she was shy about doing so. Making a +great effort she did however go to call on them a few weeks after her +arrival in Moscow. + +Nicholas was the first to meet her, as the countess' room could only be +reached through his. But instead of being greeted with pleasure as she +had expected, at his first glance at her his face assumed a cold, stiff, +proud expression she had not seen on it before. He inquired about her +health, led the way to his mother, and having sat there for five minutes +left the room. + +When the princess came out of the countess' room Nicholas met her again, +and with marked solemnity and stiffness accompanied her to the anteroom. +To her remarks about his mother's health he made no reply. "What's that +to you? Leave me in peace," his looks seemed to say. + +"Why does she come prowling here? What does she want? I can't bear these +ladies and all these civilities!" said he aloud in Sonya's presence, +evidently unable to repress his vexation, after the princess' carriage +had disappeared. + +"Oh, Nicholas, how can you talk like that?" cried Sonya, hardly able to +conceal her delight. "She is so kind and Mamma is so fond of her!" + +Nicholas did not reply and tried to avoid speaking of the princess any +more. But after her visit the old countess spoke of her several times a +day. + +She sang her praises, insisted that her son must call on her, expressed +a wish to see her often, but yet always became ill-humored when she +began to talk about her. + +Nicholas tried to keep silence when his mother spoke of the princess, +but his silence irritated her. + +"She is a very admirable and excellent young woman," said she, "and you +must go and call on her. You would at least be seeing somebody, and I +think it must be dull for you only seeing us." + +"But I don't in the least want to, Mamma." + +"You used to want to, and now you don't. Really I don't understand you, +my dear. One day you are dull, and the next you refuse to see anyone." + +"But I never said I was dull." + +"Why, you said yourself you don't want even to see her. She is a very +admirable young woman and you always liked her, but now suddenly you +have got some notion or other in your head. You hide everything from +me." + +"Not at all, Mamma." + +"If I were asking you to do something disagreeable now--but I only ask +you to return a call. One would think mere politeness required it.... +Well, I have asked you, and now I won't interfere any more since you +have secrets from your mother." + +"Well, then, I'll go if you wish it." + +"It doesn't matter to me. I only wish it for your sake." + +Nicholas sighed, bit his mustache, and laid out the cards for a +patience, trying to divert his mother's attention to another topic. + +The same conversation was repeated next day and the day after, and the +day after that. + +After her visit to the Rostovs and her unexpectedly chilly reception by +Nicholas, Princess Mary confessed to herself that she had been right in +not wishing to be the first to call. + +"I expected nothing else," she told herself, calling her pride to her +aid. "I have nothing to do with him and I only wanted to see the old +lady, who was always kind to me and to whom I am under many +obligations." + +But she could not pacify herself with these reflections; a feeling akin +to remorse troubled her when she thought of her visit. Though she had +firmly resolved not to call on the Rostovs again and to forget the whole +matter, she felt herself all the time in an awkward position. And when +she asked herself what distressed her, she had to admit that it was her +relation to Rostov. His cold, polite manner did not express his feeling +for her (she knew that) but it concealed something, and until she could +discover what that something was, she felt that she could not be at +ease. + +One day in midwinter when sitting in the schoolroom attending to her +nephew's lessons, she was informed that Rostov had called. With a firm +resolution not to betray herself and not show her agitation, she sent +for Mademoiselle Bourienne and went with her to the drawing room. + +Her first glance at Nicholas' face told her that he had only come to +fulfill the demands of politeness, and she firmly resolved to maintain +the tone in which he addressed her. + +They spoke of the countess' health, of their mutual friends, of the +latest war news, and when the ten minutes required by propriety had +elapsed after which a visitor may rise, Nicholas got up to say good-by. + +With Mademoiselle Bourienne's help the princess had maintained the +conversation very well, but at the very last moment, just when he rose, +she was so tired of talking of what did not interest her, and her mind +was so full of the question why she alone was granted so little +happiness in life, that in a fit of absent-mindedness she sat still, her +luminous eyes gazing fixedly before her, not noticing that he had risen. + +Nicholas glanced at her and, wishing to appear not to notice her +abstraction, made some remark to Mademoiselle Bourienne and then again +looked at the princess. She still sat motionless with a look of +suffering on her gentle face. He suddenly felt sorry for her and was +vaguely conscious that he might be the cause of the sadness her face +expressed. He wished to help her and say something pleasant, but could +think of nothing to say. + +"Good-bye, Princess!" said he. + +She started, flushed, and sighed deeply. + +"Oh, I beg your pardon," she said as if waking up. "Are you going +already, Count? Well then, good-by! Oh, but the cushion for the +countess!" + +"Wait a moment, I'll fetch it," said Mademoiselle Bourienne, and she +left the room. + +They both sat silent, with an occasional glance at one another. + +"Yes, Princess," said Nicholas at last with a sad smile, "it doesn't +seem long ago since we first met at Bogucharovo, but how much water has +flowed since then! In what distress we all seemed to be then, yet I +would give much to bring back that time... but there's no bringing it +back." + +Princess Mary gazed intently into his eyes with her own luminous ones as +he said this. She seemed to be trying to fathom the hidden meaning of +his words which would explain his feeling for her. + +"Yes, yes," said she, "but you have no reason to regret the past, Count. +As I understand your present life, I think you will always recall it +with satisfaction, because the self-sacrifice that fills it now..." + +"I cannot accept your praise," he interrupted her hurriedly. "On the +contrary I continually reproach myself.... But this is not at all an +interesting or cheerful subject." + +His face again resumed its former stiff and cold expression. But the +princess had caught a glimpse of the man she had known and loved, and it +was to him that she now spoke. + +"I thought you would allow me to tell you this," she said. "I had come +so near to you... and to all your family that I thought you would not +consider my sympathy misplaced, but I was mistaken," and suddenly her +voice trembled. "I don't know why," she continued, recovering herself, +"but you used to be different, and..." + +"There are a thousand reasons why," laying special emphasis on the why. +"Thank you, Princess," he added softly. "Sometimes it is hard." + +"So that's why! That's why!" a voice whispered in Princess Mary's soul. +"No, it was not only that gay, kind, and frank look, not only that +handsome exterior, that I loved in him. I divined his noble, resolute, +self-sacrificing spirit too," she said to herself. "Yes, he is poor now +and I am rich.... Yes, that's the only reason.... Yes, were it not for +that..." And remembering his former tenderness, and looking now at his +kind, sorrowful face, she suddenly understood the cause of his coldness. + +"But why, Count, why?" she almost cried, unconsciously moving closer to +him. "Why? Tell me. You must tell me!" + +He was silent. + +"I don't understand your why, Count," she continued, "but it's hard for +me... I confess it. For some reason you wish to deprive me of our former +friendship. And that hurts me." There were tears in her eyes and in her +voice. "I have had so little happiness in life that every loss is hard +for me to bear.... Excuse me, good-by!" and suddenly she began to cry +and was hurrying from the room. + +"Princess, for God's sake!" he exclaimed, trying to stop her. +"Princess!" + +She turned round. For a few seconds they gazed silently into one +another's eyes--and what had seemed impossible and remote suddenly +became possible, inevitable, and very near. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +In the winter of 1813 Nicholas married Princess Mary and moved to Bald +Hills with his wife, his mother, and Sonya. + +Within four years he had paid off all his remaining debts without +selling any of his wife's property, and having received a small +inheritance on the death of a cousin he paid his debt to Pierre as well. + +In another three years, by 1820, he had so managed his affairs that he +was able to buy a small estate adjoining Bald Hills and was negotiating +to buy back Otradnoe--that being his pet dream. + +Having started farming from necessity, he soon grew so devoted to it +that it became his favorite and almost his sole occupation. Nicholas was +a plain farmer: he did not like innovations, especially the English ones +then coming into vogue. He laughed at theoretical treatises on estate +management, disliked factories, the raising of expensive products, and +the buying of expensive seed corn, and did not make a hobby of any +particular part of the work on his estate. He always had before his +mind's eye the estate as a whole and not any particular part of it. The +chief thing in his eyes was not the nitrogen in the soil, nor the oxygen +in the air, nor manures, nor special plows, but that most important +agent by which nitrogen, oxygen, manure, and plow were made effective-- +the peasant laborer. When Nicholas first began farming and began to +understand its different branches, it was the serf who especially +attracted his attention. The peasant seemed to him not merely a tool, +but also a judge of farming and an end in himself. At first he watched +the serfs, trying to understand their aims and what they considered good +and bad, and only pretended to direct them and give orders while in +reality learning from them their methods, their manner of speech, and +their judgment of what was good and bad. Only when he had understood the +peasants' tastes and aspirations, had learned to talk their language, to +grasp the hidden meaning of their words, and felt akin to them did he +begin boldly to manage his serfs, that is, to perform toward them the +duties demanded of him. And Nicholas' management produced very brilliant +results. + +Guided by some gift of insight, on taking up the management of the +estates he at once unerringly appointed as bailiff, village elder, and +delegate, the very men the serfs would themselves have chosen had they +had the right to choose, and these posts never changed hands. Before +analyzing the properties of manure, before entering into the debit and +credit (as he ironically called it), he found out how many cattle the +peasants had and increased the number by all possible means. He kept the +peasant families together in the largest groups possible, not allowing +the family groups to divide into separate households. He was hard alike +on the lazy, the depraved, and the weak, and tried to get them expelled +from the commune. + +He was as careful of the sowing and reaping of the peasants' hay and +corn as of his own, and few landowners had their crops sown and +harvested so early and so well, or got so good a return, as did +Nicholas. + +He disliked having anything to do with the domestic serfs--the "drones" +as he called them--and everyone said he spoiled them by his laxity. When +a decision had to be taken regarding a domestic serf, especially if one +had to be punished, he always felt undecided and consulted everybody in +the house; but when it was possible to have a domestic serf conscripted +instead of a land worker he did so without the least hesitation. He +never felt any hesitation in dealing with the peasants. He knew that his +every decision would be approved by them all with very few exceptions. + +He did not allow himself either to be hard on or punish a man, or to +make things easy for or reward anyone, merely because he felt inclined +to do so. He could not have said by what standard he judged what he +should or should not do, but the standard was quite firm and definite in +his own mind. + +Often, speaking with vexation of some failure or irregularity, he would +say: "What can one do with our Russian peasants?" and imagined that he +could not bear them. + +Yet he loved "our Russian peasants" and their way of life with his whole +soul, and for that very reason had understood and assimilated the one +way and manner of farming which produced good results. + +Countess Mary was jealous of this passion of her husband's and regretted +that she could not share it; but she could not understand the joys and +vexations he derived from that world, to her so remote and alien. She +could not understand why he was so particularly animated and happy when, +after getting up at daybreak and spending the whole morning in the +fields or on the threshing floor, he returned from the sowing or mowing +or reaping to have tea with her. She did not understand why he spoke +with such admiration and delight of the farming of the thrifty and well- +to-do peasant Matthew Ermishin, who with his family had carted corn all +night; or of the fact that his (Nicholas') sheaves were already stacked +before anyone else had his harvest in. She did not understand why he +stepped out from the window to the veranda and smiled under his mustache +and winked so joyfully, when warm steady rain began to fall on the dry +and thirsty shoots of the young oats, or why when the wind carried away +a threatening cloud during the hay harvest he would return from the +barn, flushed, sunburned, and perspiring, with a smell of wormwood and +gentian in his hair and, gleefully rubbing his hands, would say: "Well, +one more day and my grain and the peasants' will all be under cover." + +Still less did she understand why he, kindhearted and always ready to +anticipate her wishes, should become almost desperate when she brought +him a petition from some peasant men or women who had appealed to her to +be excused some work; why he, that kind Nicholas, should obstinately +refuse her, angrily asking her not to interfere in what was not her +business. She felt he had a world apart, which he loved passionately and +which had laws she had not fathomed. + +Sometimes when, trying to understand him, she spoke of the good work he +was doing for his serfs, he would be vexed and reply: "Not in the least; +it never entered my head and I wouldn't do that for their good! That's +all poetry and old wives' talk--all that doing good to one's neighbor! +What I want is that our children should not have to go begging. I must +put our affairs in order while I am alive, that's all. And to do that, +order and strictness are essential.... That's all about it!" said he, +clenching his vigorous fist. "And fairness, of course," he added, "for +if the peasant is naked and hungry and has only one miserable horse, he +can do no good either for himself or for me." + +And all Nicholas did was fruitful--probably just because he refused to +allow himself to think that he was doing good to others for virtue's +sake. His means increased rapidly; serfs from neighboring estates came +to beg him to buy them, and long after his death the memory of his +administration was devoutly preserved among the serfs. "He was a +master... the peasants' affairs first and then his own. Of course he was +not to be trifled with either--in a word, he was a real master!" + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +One matter connected with his management sometimes worried Nicholas, and +that was his quick temper together with his old hussar habit of making +free use of his fists. At first he saw nothing reprehensible in this, +but in the second year of his marriage his view of that form of +punishment suddenly changed. + +Once in summer he had sent for the village elder from Bogucharovo, a man +who had succeeded to the post when Dron died and who was accused of +dishonesty and various irregularities. Nicholas went out into the porch +to question him, and immediately after the elder had given a few replies +the sound of cries and blows were heard. On returning to lunch Nicholas +went up to his wife, who sat with her head bent low over her embroidery +frame, and as usual began to tell her what he had been doing that +morning. Among other things he spoke of the Bogucharovo elder. Countess +Mary turned red and then pale, but continued to sit with head bowed and +lips compressed and gave her husband no reply. + +"Such an insolent scoundrel!" he cried, growing hot again at the mere +recollection of him. "If he had told me he was drunk and did not see... +But what is the matter with you, Mary?" he suddenly asked. + +Countess Mary raised her head and tried to speak, but hastily looked +down again and her lips puckered. + +"Why, whatever is the matter, my dearest?" + +The looks of the plain Countess Mary always improved when she was in +tears. She never cried from pain or vexation, but always from sorrow or +pity, and when she wept her radiant eyes acquired an irresistible charm. + +The moment Nicholas took her hand she could no longer restrain herself +and began to cry. + +"Nicholas, I saw it... he was to blame, but why do you... Nicholas!" and +she covered her face with her hands. + +Nicholas said nothing. He flushed crimson, left her side, and paced up +and down the room. He understood what she was weeping about, but could +not in his heart at once agree with her that what he had regarded from +childhood as quite an everyday event was wrong. "Is it just +sentimentality, old wives' tales, or is she right?" he asked himself. +Before he had solved that point he glanced again at her face filled with +love and pain, and he suddenly realized that she was right and that he +had long been sinning against himself. + +"Mary," he said softly, going up to her, "it will never happen again; I +give you my word. Never," he repeated in a trembling voice like a boy +asking for forgiveness. + +The tears flowed faster still from the countess' eyes. She took his hand +and kissed it. + +"Nicholas, when did you break your cameo?" she asked to change the +subject, looking at his finger on which he wore a ring with a cameo of +Laocoon's head. + +"Today--it was the same affair. Oh, Mary, don't remind me of it!" and +again he flushed. "I give you my word of honor it shan't occur again, +and let this always be a reminder to me," and he pointed to the broken +ring. + +After that, when in discussions with his village elders or stewards the +blood rushed to his face and his fists began to clench, Nicholas would +turn the broken ring on his finger and would drop his eyes before the +man who was making him angry. But he did forget himself once or twice +within a twelvemonth, and then he would go and confess to his wife, and +would again promise that this should really be the very last time. + +"Mary, you must despise me!" he would say. "I deserve it." + +"You should go, go away at once, if you don't feel strong enough to +control yourself," she would reply sadly, trying to comfort her husband. + +Among the gentry of the province Nicholas was respected but not liked. +He did not concern himself with the interests of his own class, and +consequently some thought him proud and others thought him stupid. The +whole summer, from spring sowing to harvest, he was busy with the work +on his farm. In autumn he gave himself up to hunting with the same +business-like seriousness--leaving home for a month, or even two, with +his hunt. In winter he visited his other villages or spent his time +reading. The books he read were chiefly historical, and on these he +spent a certain sum every year. He was collecting, as he said, a serious +library, and he made it a rule to read through all the books he bought. +He would sit in his study with a grave air, reading--a task he first +imposed upon himself as a duty, but which afterwards became a habit +affording him a special kind of pleasure and a consciousness of being +occupied with serious matters. In winter, except for business +excursions, he spent most of his time at home making himself one with +his family and entering into all the details of his children's relations +with their mother. The harmony between him and his wife grew closer and +closer and he daily discovered fresh spiritual treasures in her. + +From the time of his marriage Sonya had lived in his house. Before that, +Nicholas had told his wife all that had passed between himself and +Sonya, blaming himself and commending her. He had asked Princess Mary to +be gentle and kind to his cousin. She thoroughly realized the wrong he +had done Sonya, felt herself to blame toward her, and imagined that her +wealth had influenced Nicholas' choice. She could not find fault with +Sonya in any way and tried to be fond of her, but often felt ill-will +toward her which she could not overcome. + +Once she had a talk with her friend Natasha about Sonya and about her +own injustice toward her. + +"You know," said Natasha, "you have read the Gospels a great deal--there +is a passage in them that just fits Sonya." + +"What?" asked Countess Mary, surprised. + +"'To him that hath shall be given, and from him that hath not shall be +taken away.' You remember? She is one that hath not; why, I don't know. +Perhaps she lacks egotism, I don't know, but from her is taken away, and +everything has been taken away. Sometimes I am dreadfully sorry for her. +Formerly I very much wanted Nicholas to marry her, but I always had a +sort of presentiment that it would not come off. She is a sterile +flower, you know--like some strawberry blossoms. Sometimes I am sorry +for her, and sometimes I think she doesn't feel it as you or I would." + +Though Countess Mary told Natasha that those words in the Gospel must be +understood differently, yet looking at Sonya she agreed with Natasha's +explanation. It really seemed that Sonya did not feel her position +trying, and had grown quite reconciled to her lot as a sterile flower. +She seemed to be fond not so much of individuals as of the family as a +whole. Like a cat, she had attached herself not to the people but to the +home. She waited on the old countess, petted and spoiled the children, +was always ready to render the small services for which she had a gift, +and all this was unconsciously accepted from her with insufficient +gratitude. + +The country seat at Bald Hills had been rebuilt, though not on the same +scale as under the old prince. + +The buildings, begun under straitened circumstances, were more than +simple. The immense house on the old stone foundations was of wood, +plastered only inside. It had bare deal floors and was furnished with +very simple hard sofas, armchairs, tables, and chairs made by their own +serf carpenters out of their own birchwood. The house was spacious and +had rooms for the house serfs and apartments for visitors. Whole +families of the Rostovs' and Bolkonskis' relations sometimes came to +Bald Hills with sixteen horses and dozens of servants and stayed for +months. Besides that, four times a year, on the name days and birthdays +of the hosts, as many as a hundred visitors would gather there for a day +or two. The rest of the year life pursued its unbroken routine with its +ordinary occupations, and its breakfasts, lunches, dinners, and suppers, +provided out of the produce of the estate. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +It was the eve of St. Nicholas, the fifth of December, 1820. Natasha had +been staying at her brother's with her husband and children since early +autumn. Pierre had gone to Petersburg on business of his own for three +weeks as he said, but had remained there nearly seven weeks and was +expected back every minute. + +Besides the Bezukhov family, Nicholas' old friend the retired General +Vasili Dmitrich Denisov was staying with the Rostovs this fifth of +December. + +On the sixth, which was his name day when the house would be full of +visitors, Nicholas knew he would have to exchange his Tartar tunic for a +tail coat, and put on narrow boots with pointed toes, and drive to the +new church he had built, and then receive visitors who would come to +congratulate him, offer them refreshments, and talk about the elections +of the nobility; but he considered himself entitled to spend the eve of +that day in his usual way. He examined the bailiff's accounts of the +village in Ryazan which belonged to his wife's nephew, wrote two +business letters, and walked over to the granaries, cattle yards and +stables before dinner. Having taken precautions against the general +drunkenness to be expected on the morrow because it was a great saint's +day, he returned to dinner, and without having time for a private talk +with his wife sat down at the long table laid for twenty persons, at +which the whole household had assembled. At that table were his mother, +his mother's old lady companion Belova, his wife, their three children +with their governess and tutor, his wife's nephew with his tutor, Sonya, +Denisov, Natasha, her three children, their governess, and old Michael +Ivanovich, the late prince's architect, who was living on in retirement +at Bald Hills. + +Countess Mary sat at the other end of the table. When her husband took +his place she concluded, from the rapid manner in which after taking up +his table napkin he pushed back the tumbler and wineglass standing +before him, that he was out of humor, as was sometimes the case when he +came in to dinner straight from the farm--especially before the soup. +Countess Mary well knew that mood of his, and when she herself was in a +good frame of mind quietly waited till he had had his soup and then +began to talk to him and make him admit that there was no cause for his +ill-humor. But today she quite forgot that and was hurt that he should +be angry with her without any reason, and she felt unhappy. She asked +him where he had been. He replied. She again inquired whether everything +was going well on the farm. Her unnatural tone made him wince +unpleasantly and he replied hastily. + +"Then I'm not mistaken," thought Countess Mary. "Why is he cross with +me?" She concluded from his tone that he was vexed with her and wished +to end the conversation. She knew her remarks sounded unnatural, but +could not refrain from asking some more questions. + +Thanks to Denisov the conversation at table soon became general and +lively, and she did not talk to her husband. When they left the table +and went as usual to thank the old countess, Countess Mary held out her +hand and kissed her husband, and asked him why he was angry with her. + +"You always have such strange fancies! I didn't even think of being +angry," he replied. + +But the word always seemed to her to imply: "Yes, I am angry but I won't +tell you why." + +Nicholas and his wife lived together so happily that even Sonya and the +old countess, who felt jealous and would have liked them to disagree, +could find nothing to reproach them with; but even they had their +moments of antagonism. Occasionally, and it was always just after they +had been happiest together, they suddenly had a feeling of estrangement +and hostility, which occurred most frequently during Countess Mary's +pregnancies, and this was such a time. + +"Well, messieurs et mesdames," said Nicholas loudly and with apparent +cheerfulness (it seemed to Countess Mary that he did it on purpose to +vex her), "I have been on my feet since six this morning. Tomorrow I +shall have to suffer, so today I'll go and rest." + +And without a word to his wife he went to the little sitting room and +lay down on the sofa. + +"That's always the way," thought Countess Mary. "He talks to everyone +except me. I see... I see that I am repulsive to him, especially when I +am in this condition." She looked down at her expanded figure and in the +glass at her pale, sallow, emaciated face in which her eyes now looked +larger than ever. + +And everything annoyed her--Denisov's shouting and laughter, Natasha's +talk, and especially a quick glance Sonya gave her. + +Sonya was always the first excuse Countess Mary found for feeling +irritated. + +Having sat awhile with her visitors without understanding anything of +what they were saying, she softly left the room and went to the nursery. + +The children were playing at "going to Moscow" in a carriage made of +chairs and invited her to go with them. She sat down and played with +them a little, but the thought of her husband and his unreasonable +crossness worried her. She got up and, walking on tiptoe with +difficulty, went to the small sitting room. + +"Perhaps he is not asleep; I'll have an explanation with him," she said +to herself. Little Andrew, her eldest boy, imitating his mother, +followed her on tiptoe. She did not notice him. + +"Mary, dear, I think he is asleep--he was so tired," said Sonya, meeting +her in the large sitting room (it seemed to Countess Mary that she +crossed her path everywhere). "Andrew may wake him." + +Countess Mary looked round, saw little Andrew following her, felt that +Sonya was right, and for that very reason flushed and with evident +difficulty refrained from saying something harsh. She made no reply, but +to avoid obeying Sonya beckoned to Andrew to follow her quietly and went +to the door. Sonya went away by another door. From the room in which +Nicholas was sleeping came the sound of his even breathing, every +slightest tone of which was familiar to his wife. As she listened to it +she saw before her his smooth handsome forehead, his mustache, and his +whole face, as she had so often seen it in the stillness of the night +when he slept. Nicholas suddenly moved and cleared his throat. And at +that moment little Andrew shouted from outside the door: "Papa! Mamma's +standing here!" Countess Mary turned pale with fright and made signs to +the boy. He grew silent, and quiet ensued for a moment, terrible to +Countess Mary. She knew how Nicholas disliked being waked. Then through +the door she heard Nicholas clearing his throat again and stirring, and +his voice said crossly: + +"I can't get a moment's peace.... Mary, is that you? Why did you bring +him here?" + +"I only came in to look and did not notice... forgive me..." + +Nicholas coughed and said no more. Countess Mary moved away from the +door and took the boy back to the nursery. Five minutes later little +black-eyed three-year-old Natasha, her father's pet, having learned from +her brother that Papa was asleep and Mamma was in the sitting room, ran +to her father unobserved by her mother. The dark-eyed little girl boldly +opened the creaking door, went up to the sofa with energetic steps of +her sturdy little legs, and having examined the position of her father, +who was asleep with his back to her, rose on tiptoe and kissed the hand +which lay under his head. Nicholas turned with a tender smile on his +face. + +"Natasha, Natasha!" came Countess Mary's frightened whisper from the +door. "Papa wants to sleep." + +"No, Mamma, he doesn't want to sleep," said little Natasha with +conviction. "He's laughing." + +Nicholas lowered his legs, rose, and took his daughter in his arms. + +"Come in, Mary," he said to his wife. + +She went in and sat down by her husband. + +"I did not notice him following me," she said timidly. "I just looked +in." + +Holding his little girl with one arm, Nicholas glanced at his wife and, +seeing her guilty expression, put his other arm around her and kissed +her hair. + +"May I kiss Mamma?" he asked Natasha. + +Natasha smiled bashfully. + +"Again!" she commanded, pointing with a peremptory gesture to the spot +where Nicholas had placed the kiss. + +"I don't know why you think I am cross," said Nicholas, replying to the +question he knew was in his wife's mind. + +"You have no idea how unhappy, how lonely, I feel when you are like +that. It always seems to me..." + +"Mary, don't talk nonsense. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" he +said gaily. + +"It seems to be that you can't love me, that I am so plain... always... +and now... in this cond..." + +"Oh, how absurd you are! It is not beauty that endears, it's love that +makes us see beauty. It is only Malvinas and women of that kind who are +loved for their beauty. But do I love my wife? I don't love her, but... +I don't know how to put it. Without you, or when something comes between +us like this, I seem lost and can't do anything. Now do I love my +finger? I don't love it, but just try to cut it off!" + +"I'm not like that myself, but I understand. So you're not angry with +me?" + +"Awfully angry!" he said, smiling and getting up. And smoothing his hair +he began to pace the room. + +"Do you know, Mary, what I've been thinking?" he began, immediately +thinking aloud in his wife's presence now that they had made it up. + +He did not ask if she was ready to listen to him. He did not care. A +thought had occurred to him and so it belonged to her also. And he told +her of his intention to persuade Pierre to stay with them till spring. + +Countess Mary listened till he had finished, made some remark, and in +her turn began thinking aloud. Her thoughts were about the children. + +"You can see the woman in her already," she said in French, pointing to +little Natasha. "You reproach us women with being illogical. Here is our +logic. I say: 'Papa wants to sleep!' but she says, 'No, he's laughing.' +And she was right," said Countess Mary with a happy smile. + +"Yes, yes." And Nicholas, taking his little daughter in his strong hand, +lifted her high, placed her on his shoulder, held her by the legs, and +paced the room with her. There was an expression of carefree happiness +on the faces of both father and daughter. + +"But you know you may be unfair. You are too fond of this one," his wife +whispered in French. + +"Yes, but what am I to do?... I try not to show..." + +At that moment they heard the sound of the door pulley and footsteps in +the hall and anteroom, as if someone had arrived. + +"Somebody has come." + +"I am sure it is Pierre. I will go and see," said Countess Mary and left +the room. + +In her absence Nicholas allowed himself to give his little daughter a +gallop round the room. Out of breath, he took the laughing child quickly +from his shoulder and pressed her to his heart. His capers reminded him +of dancing, and looking at the child's round happy little face he +thought of what she would be like when he was an old man, taking her +into society and dancing the mazurka with her as his old father had +danced Daniel Cooper with his daughter. + +"It is he, it is he, Nicholas!" said Countess Mary, re-entering the room +a few minutes later. "Now our Natasha has come to life. You should have +seen her ecstasy, and how he caught it for having stayed away so long. +Well, come along now, quick, quick! It's time you two were parted," she +added, looking smilingly at the little girl who clung to her father. + +Nicholas went out holding the child by the hand. + +Countess Mary remained in the sitting room. + +"I should never, never have believed that one could be so happy," she +whispered to herself. A smile lit up her face but at the same time she +sighed, and her deep eyes expressed a quiet sadness as though she felt, +through her happiness, that there is another sort of happiness +unattainable in this life and of which she involuntarily thought at that +instant. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Natasha had married in the early spring of 1813, and in 1820 already had +three daughters besides a son for whom she had longed and whom she was +now nursing. She had grown stouter and broader, so that it was difficult +to recognize in this robust, motherly woman the slim, lively Natasha of +former days. Her features were more defined and had a calm, soft, and +serene expression. In her face there was none of the ever-glowing +animation that had formerly burned there and constituted its charm. Now +her face and body were often all that one saw, and her soul was not +visible at all. All that struck the eye was a strong, handsome, and +fertile woman. The old fire very rarely kindled in her face now. That +happened only when, as was the case that day, her husband returned home, +or a sick child was convalescent, or when she and Countess Mary spoke of +Prince Andrew (she never mentioned him to her husband, who she imagined +was jealous of Prince Andrew's memory), or on the rare occasions when +something happened to induce her to sing, a practice she had quite +abandoned since her marriage. At the rare moments when the old fire did +kindle in her handsome, fully developed body she was even more +attractive than in former days. + +Since their marriage Natasha and her husband had lived in Moscow, in +Petersburg, on their estate near Moscow, or with her mother, that is to +say, in Nicholas' house. The young Countess Bezukhova was not often seen +in society, and those who met her there were not pleased with her and +found her neither attractive nor amiable. Not that Natasha liked +solitude--she did not know whether she liked it or not, she even thought +that she did not--but with her pregnancies, her confinements, the +nursing of her children, and sharing every moment of her husband's life, +she had demands on her time which could be satisfied only by renouncing +society. All who had known Natasha before her marriage wondered at the +change in her as at something extraordinary. Only the old countess with +her maternal instinct had realized that all Natasha's outbursts had been +due to her need of children and a husband--as she herself had once +exclaimed at Otradnoe not so much in fun as in earnest--and her mother +was now surprised at the surprise expressed by those who had never +understood Natasha, and she kept saying that she had always known that +Natasha would make an exemplary wife and mother. + +"Only she lets her love of her husband and children overflow all +bounds," said the countess, "so that it even becomes absurd." + +Natasha did not follow the golden rule advocated by clever folk, +especially by the French, which says that a girl should not let herself +go when she marries, should not neglect her accomplishments, should be +even more careful of her appearance than when she was unmarried, and +should fascinate her husband as much as she did before he became her +husband. Natasha on the contrary had at once abandoned all her witchery, +of which her singing had been an unusually powerful part. She gave it up +just because it was so powerfully seductive. She took no pains with her +manners or with delicacy of speech, or with her toilet, or to show +herself to her husband in her most becoming attitudes, or to avoid +inconveniencing him by being too exacting. She acted in contradiction to +all those rules. She felt that the allurements instinct had formerly +taught her to use would now be merely ridiculous in the eyes of her +husband, to whom she had from the first moment given herself up +entirely--that is, with her whole soul, leaving no corner of it hidden +from him. She felt that her unity with her husband was not maintained by +the poetic feelings that had attracted him to her, but by something +else--indefinite but firm as the bond between her own body and soul. + +To fluff out her curls, put on fashionable dresses, and sing romantic +songs to fascinate her husband would have seemed as strange as to adorn +herself to attract herself. To adorn herself for others might perhaps +have been agreeable--she did not know--but she had no time at all for +it. The chief reason for devoting no time either to singing, to dress, +or to choosing her words was that she really had no time to spare for +these things. + +We know that man has the faculty of becoming completely absorbed in a +subject however trivial it may be, and that there is no subject so +trivial that it will not grow to infinite proportions if one's entire +attention is devoted to it. + +The subject which wholly engrossed Natasha's attention was her family: +that is, her husband whom she had to keep so that he should belong +entirely to her and to the home, and the children whom she had to bear, +bring into the world, nurse, and bring up. + +And the deeper she penetrated, not with her mind only but with her whole +soul, her whole being, into the subject that absorbed her, the larger +did that subject grow and the weaker and more inadequate did her powers +appear, so that she concentrated them wholly on that one thing and yet +was unable to accomplish all that she considered necessary. + +There were then as now conversations and discussions about women's +rights, the relations of husband and wife and their freedom and rights, +though these themes were not yet termed questions as they are now; but +these topics were not merely uninteresting to Natasha, she positively +did not understand them. + +These questions, then as now, existed only for those who see nothing in +marriage but the pleasure married people get from one another, that is, +only the beginnings of marriage and not its whole significance, which +lies in the family. + +Discussions and questions of that kind, which are like the question of +how to get the greatest gratification from one's dinner, did not then +and do not now exist for those for whom the purpose of a dinner is the +nourishment it affords; and the purpose of marriage is the family. + +If the purpose of dinner is to nourish the body, a man who eats two +dinners at once may perhaps get more enjoyment but will not attain his +purpose, for his stomach will not digest the two dinners. + +If the purpose of marriage is the family, the person who wishes to have +many wives or husbands may perhaps obtain much pleasure, but in that +case will not have a family. + +If the purpose of food is nourishment and the purpose of marriage is the +family, the whole question resolves itself into not eating more than one +can digest, and not having more wives or husbands than are needed for +the family--that is, one wife or one husband. Natasha needed a husband. +A husband was given her and he gave her a family. And she not only saw +no need of any other or better husband, but as all the powers of her +soul were intent on serving that husband and family, she could not +imagine and saw no interest in imagining how it would be if things were +different. + +Natasha did not care for society in general, but prized the more the +society of her relatives--Countess Mary, and her brother, her mother, +and Sonya. She valued the company of those to whom she could come +striding disheveled from the nursery in her dressing gown, and with +joyful face show a yellow instead of a green stain on baby's napkin, and +from whom she could hear reassuring words to the effect that baby was +much better. + +To such an extent had Natasha let herself go that the way she dressed +and did her hair, her ill-chosen words, and her jealousy--she was +jealous of Sonya, of the governess, and of every woman, pretty or plain- +-were habitual subjects of jest to those about her. The general opinion +was that Pierre was under his wife's thumb, which was really true. From +the very first days of their married life Natasha had announced her +demands. Pierre was greatly surprised by his wife's view, to him a +perfectly novel one, that every moment of his life belonged to her and +to the family. His wife's demands astonished him, but they also +flattered him, and he submitted to them. + +Pierre's subjection consisted in the fact that he not only dared not +flirt with, but dared not even speak smilingly to, any other woman; did +not dare dine at the club as a pastime, did not dare spend money on a +whim, and did not dare absent himself for any length of time, except on +business--in which his wife included his intellectual pursuits, which +she did not in the least understand but to which she attributed great +importance. To make up for this, at home Pierre had the right to +regulate his life and that of the whole family exactly as he chose. At +home Natasha placed herself in the position of a slave to her husband, +and the whole household went on tiptoe when he was occupied--that is, +was reading or writing in his study. Pierre had but to show a partiality +for anything to get just what he liked done always. He had only to +express a wish and Natasha would jump up and run to fulfill it. + +The entire household was governed according to Pierre's supposed orders, +that is, by his wishes which Natasha tried to guess. Their way of life +and place of residence, their acquaintances and ties, Natasha's +occupations, the children's upbringing, were all selected not merely +with regard to Pierre's expressed wishes, but to what Natasha from the +thoughts he expressed in conversation supposed his wishes to be. And she +deduced the essentials of his wishes quite correctly, and having once +arrived at them clung to them tenaciously. When Pierre himself wanted to +change his mind she would fight him with his own weapons. + +Thus in a time of trouble ever memorable to him after the birth of their +first child who was delicate, when they had to change the wet nurse +three times and Natasha fell ill from despair, Pierre one day told her +of Rousseau's view, with which he quite agreed, that to have a wet nurse +is unnatural and harmful. When her next baby was born, despite the +opposition of her mother, the doctors, and even of her husband himself-- +who were all vigorously opposed to her nursing her baby herself, a thing +then unheard of and considered injurious--she insisted on having her own +way, and after that nursed all her babies herself. + +It very often happened that in a moment of irritation husband and wife +would have a dispute, but long afterwards Pierre to his surprise and +delight would find in his wife's ideas and actions the very thought +against which she had argued, but divested of everything superfluous +that in the excitement of the dispute he had added when expressing his +opinion. + +After seven years of marriage Pierre had the joyous and firm +consciousness that he was not a bad man, and he felt this because he saw +himself reflected in his wife. He felt the good and bad within himself +inextricably mingled and overlapping. But only what was really good in +him was reflected in his wife, all that was not quite good was rejected. +And this was not the result of logical reasoning but was a direct and +mysterious reflection. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +Two months previously when Pierre was already staying with the Rostovs +he had received a letter from Prince Theodore, asking him to come to +Petersburg to confer on some important questions that were being +discussed there by a society of which Pierre was one of the principal +founders. + +On reading that letter (she always read her husband's letters) Natasha +herself suggested that he should go to Petersburg, though she would feel +his absence very acutely. She attributed immense importance to all her +husband's intellectual and abstract interests though she did not +understand them, and she always dreaded being a hindrance to him in such +matters. To Pierre's timid look of inquiry after reading the letter she +replied by asking him to go, but to fix a definite date for his return. +He was given four weeks' leave of absence. + +Ever since that leave of absence had expired, more than a fortnight +before, Natasha had been in a constant state of alarm, depression, and +irritability. + +Denisov, now a general on the retired list and much dissatisfied with +the present state of affairs, had arrived during that fortnight. He +looked at Natasha with sorrow and surprise as at a bad likeness of a +person once dear. A dull, dejected look, random replies, and talk about +the nursery was all he saw and heard from his former enchantress. + +Natasha was sad and irritable all that time, especially when her mother, +her brother, Sonya, or Countess Mary in their efforts to console her +tried to excuse Pierre and suggested reasons for his delay in returning. + +"It's all nonsense, all rubbish--those discussions which lead to nothing +and all those idiotic societies!" Natasha declared of the very affairs +in the immense importance of which she firmly believed. + +And she would go to the nursery to nurse Petya, her only boy. No one +else could tell her anything so comforting or so reasonable as this +little three-month-old creature when he lay at her breast and she was +conscious of the movement of his lips and the snuffling of his little +nose. That creature said: "You are angry, you are jealous, you would +like to pay him out, you are afraid--but here am I! And I am he..." and +that was unanswerable. It was more than true. + +During that fortnight of anxiety Natasha resorted to the baby for +comfort so often, and fussed over him so much, that she overfed him and +he fell ill. She was terrified by his illness, and yet that was just +what she needed. While attending to him she bore the anxiety about her +husband more easily. + +She was nursing her boy when the sound of Pierre's sleigh was heard at +the front door, and the old nurse--knowing how to please her mistress-- +entered the room inaudibly but hurriedly and with a beaming face. + +"Has he come?" Natasha asked quickly in a whisper, afraid to move lest +she should rouse the dozing baby. + +"He's come, ma'am," whispered the nurse. + +The blood rushed to Natasha's face and her feet involuntarily moved, but +she could not jump up and run out. The baby again opened his eyes and +looked at her. "You're here?" he seemed to be saying, and again lazily +smacked his lips. + +Cautiously withdrawing her breast, Natasha rocked him a little, handed +him to the nurse, and went with rapid steps toward the door. But at the +door she stopped as if her conscience reproached her for having in her +joy left the child too soon, and she glanced round. The nurse with +raised elbows was lifting the infant over the rail of his cot. + +"Go, ma'am! Don't worry, go!" she whispered, smiling, with the kind of +familiarity that grows up between a nurse and her mistress. + +Natasha ran with light footsteps to the anteroom. + +Denisov, who had come out of the study into the dancing room with his +pipe, now for the first time recognized the old Natasha. A flood of +brilliant, joyful light poured from her transfigured face. + +"He's come!" she exclaimed as she ran past, and Denisov felt that he too +was delighted that Pierre, whom he did not much care for, had returned. + +On reaching the vestibule Natasha saw a tall figure in a fur coat +unwinding his scarf. "It's he! It's really he! He has come!" she said to +herself, and rushing at him embraced him, pressed his head to her +breast, and then pushed him back and gazed at his ruddy, happy face, +covered with hoarfrost. "Yes, it is he, happy and contented..." + +Then all at once she remembered the tortures of suspense she had +experienced for the last fortnight, and the joy that had lit up her face +vanished; she frowned and overwhelmed Pierre with a torrent of +reproaches and angry words. + +"Yes, it's all very well for you. You are pleased, you've had a good +time.... But what about me? You might at least have shown consideration +for the children. I am nursing and my milk was spoiled.... Petya was at +death's door. But you were enjoying yourself. Yes, enjoying..." + +Pierre knew he was not to blame, for he could not have come sooner; he +knew this outburst was unseemly and would blow over in a minute or two; +above all he knew that he himself was bright and happy. He wanted to +smile but dared not even think of doing so. He made a piteous, +frightened face and bent down. + +"I could not, on my honor. But how is Petya?" + +"All right now. Come along! I wonder you're not ashamed! If only you +could see what I was like without you, how I suffered!" + +"You are well?" + +"Come, come!" she said, not letting go of his arm. And they went to +their rooms. + +When Nicholas and his wife came to look for Pierre he was in the nursery +holding his baby son, who was again awake, on his huge right palm and +dandling him. A blissful bright smile was fixed on the baby's broad face +with its toothless open mouth. The storm was long since over and there +was bright, joyous sunshine on Natasha's face as she gazed tenderly at +her husband and child. + +"And have you talked everything well over with Prince Theodore?" she +asked. + +"Yes, capitally." + +"You see, he holds it up." (She meant the baby's head.) "But how he did +frighten me... You've seen the princess? Is it true she's in love with +that..." + +"Yes, just fancy..." + +At that moment Nicholas and Countess Mary came in. Pierre with the baby +on his hand stooped, kissed them, and replied to their inquiries. But in +spite of much that was interesting and had to be discussed, the baby +with the little cap on its unsteady head evidently absorbed all his +attention. + +"How sweet!" said Countess Mary, looking at and playing with the baby. +"Now, Nicholas," she added, turning to her husband, "I can't understand +how it is you don't see the charm of these delicious marvels." + +"I don't and can't," replied Nicholas, looking coldly at the baby. "A +lump of flesh. Come along, Pierre!" + +"And yet he's such an affectionate father," said Countess Mary, +vindicating her husband, "but only after they are a year old or so..." + +"Now, Pierre nurses them splendidly," said Natasha. "He says his hand is +just made for a baby's seat. Just look!" + +"Only not for this..." Pierre suddenly exclaimed with a laugh, and +shifting the baby he gave him to the nurse. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +As in every large household, there were at Bald Hills several perfectly +distinct worlds which merged into one harmonious whole, though each +retained its own peculiarities and made concessions to the others. Every +event, joyful or sad, that took place in that house was important to all +these worlds, but each had its own special reasons to rejoice or grieve +over that occurrence independently of the others. + +For instance, Pierre's return was a joyful and important event and they +all felt it to be so. + +The servants--the most reliable judges of their masters because they +judge not by their conversation or expressions of feeling but by their +acts and way of life--were glad of Pierre's return because they knew +that when he was there Count Nicholas would cease going every day to +attend to the estate, and would be in better spirits and temper, and +also because they would all receive handsome presents for the holidays. + +The children and their governesses were glad of Pierre's return because +no one else drew them into the social life of the household as he did. +He alone could play on the clavichord that ecossaise (his only piece) to +which, as he said, all possible dances could be danced, and they felt +sure he had brought presents for them all. + +Young Nicholas, now a slim lad of fifteen, delicate and intelligent, +with curly light-brown hair and beautiful eyes, was delighted because +Uncle Pierre as he called him was the object of his rapturous and +passionate affection. No one had instilled into him this love for Pierre +whom he saw only occasionally. Countess Mary who had brought him up had +done her utmost to make him love her husband as she loved him, and +little Nicholas did love his uncle, but loved him with just a shade of +contempt. Pierre, however, he adored. He did not want to be an hussar or +a Knight of St. George like his uncle Nicholas; he wanted to be learned, +wise, and kind like Pierre. In Pierre's presence his face always shone +with pleasure and he flushed and was breathless when Pierre spoke to +him. He did not miss a single word he uttered, and would afterwards, +with Dessalles or by himself, recall and reconsider the meaning of +everything Pierre had said. Pierre's past life and his unhappiness prior +to 1812 (of which young Nicholas had formed a vague poetic picture from +some words he had overheard), his adventures in Moscow, his captivity, +Platon Karataev (of whom he had heard from Pierre), his love for Natasha +(of whom the lad was also particularly fond), and especially Pierre's +friendship with the father whom Nicholas could not remember--all this +made Pierre in his eyes a hero and a saint. + +From broken remarks about Natasha and his father, from the emotion with +which Pierre spoke of that dead father, and from the careful, reverent +tenderness with which Natasha spoke of him, the boy, who was only just +beginning to guess what love is, derived the notion that his father had +loved Natasha and when dying had left her to his friend. But the father +whom the boy did not remember appeared to him a divinity who could not +be pictured, and of whom he never thought without a swelling heart and +tears of sadness and rapture. So the boy also was happy that Pierre had +arrived. + +The guests welcomed Pierre because he always helped to enliven and unite +any company he was in. + +The grown-up members of the family, not to mention his wife, were +pleased to have back a friend whose presence made life run more smoothly +and peacefully. + +The old ladies were pleased with the presents he brought them, and +especially that Natasha would now be herself again. + +Pierre felt the different outlooks of these various worlds and made +haste to satisfy all their expectations. + +Though the most absent-minded and forgetful of men, Pierre, with the aid +of a list his wife drew up, had now bought everything, not forgetting +his mother--and brother-in-law's commissions, nor the dress material for +a present to Belova, nor toys for his wife's nephews. In the early days +of his marriage it had seemed strange to him that his wife should expect +him not to forget to procure all the things he undertook to buy, and he +had been taken aback by her serious annoyance when on his first trip he +forgot everything. But in time he grew used to this demand. Knowing that +Natasha asked nothing for herself, and gave him commissions for others +only when he himself had offered to undertake them, he now found an +unexpected and childlike pleasure in this purchase of presents for +everyone in the house, and never forgot anything. If he now incurred +Natasha's censure it was only for buying too many and too expensive +things. To her other defects (as most people thought them, but which to +Pierre were qualities) of untidiness and neglect of herself, she now +added stinginess. + +From the time that Pierre began life as a family man on a footing +entailing heavy expenditure, he had noticed to his surprise that he +spent only half as much as before, and that his affairs--which had been +in disorder of late, chiefly because of his first wife's debts--had +begun to improve. + +Life was cheaper because it was circumscribed: that most expensive +luxury, the kind of life that can be changed at any moment, was no +longer his nor did he wish for it. He felt that his way of life had now +been settled once for all till death and that to change it was not in +his power, and so that way of life proved economical. + +With a merry, smiling face Pierre was sorting his purchases. + +"What do you think of this?" said he, unrolling a piece of stuff like a +shopman. + +Natasha, who was sitting opposite to him with her eldest daughter on her +lap, turned her sparkling eyes swiftly from her husband to the things he +showed her. + +"That's for Belova? Excellent!" She felt the quality of the material. +"It was a ruble an arshin, I suppose?" + +Pierre told her the price. + +"Too dear!" Natasha remarked. "How pleased the children will be and +Mamma too! Only you need not have bought me this," she added, unable to +suppress a smile as she gazed admiringly at a gold comb set with pearls, +of a kind then just coming into fashion. + +"Adele tempted me: she kept on telling me to buy it," returned Pierre. + +"When am I to wear it?" and Natasha stuck it in her coil of hair. "When +I take little Masha into society? Perhaps they will be fashionable again +by then. Well, let's go now." + +And collecting the presents they went first to the nursery and then to +the old countess' rooms. + +The countess was sitting with her companion Belova, playing grand- +patience as usual, when Pierre and Natasha came into the drawing room +with parcels under their arms. + +The countess was now over sixty, was quite gray, and wore a cap with a +frill that surrounded her face. Her face had shriveled, her upper lip +had sunk in, and her eyes were dim. + +After the deaths of her son and husband in such rapid succession, she +felt herself a being accidentally forgotten in this world and left +without aim or object for her existence. She ate, drank, slept, or kept +awake, but did not live. Life gave her no new impressions. She wanted +nothing from life but tranquillity, and that tranquillity only death +could give her. But until death came she had to go on living, that is, +to use her vital forces. A peculiarity one sees in very young children +and very old people was particularly evident in her. Her life had no +external aims--only a need to exercise her various functions and +inclinations was apparent. She had to eat, sleep, think, speak, weep, +work, give vent to her anger, and so on, merely because she had a +stomach, a brain, muscles, nerves, and a liver. She did these things not +under any external impulse as people in the full vigor of life do, when +behind the purpose for which they strive that of exercising their +functions remains unnoticed. She talked only because she physically +needed to exercise her tongue and lungs. She cried as a child does, +because her nose had to be cleared, and so on. What for people in their +full vigor is an aim was for her evidently merely a pretext. + +Thus in the morning--especially if she had eaten anything rich the day +before--she felt a need of being angry and would choose as the handiest +pretext Belova's deafness. + +She would begin to say something to her in a low tone from the other end +of the room. + +"It seems a little warmer today, my dear," she would murmur. + +And when Belova replied: "Oh yes, they've come," she would mutter +angrily: "O Lord! How stupid and deaf she is!" + +Another pretext would be her snuff, which would seem too dry or too damp +or not rubbed fine enough. After these fits of irritability her face +would grow yellow, and her maids knew by infallible symptoms when Belova +would again be deaf, the snuff damp, and the countess' face yellow. Just +as she needed to work off her spleen so she had sometimes to exercise +her still-existing faculty of thinking--and the pretext for that was a +game of patience. When she needed to cry, the deceased count would be +the pretext. When she wanted to be agitated, Nicholas and his health +would be the pretext, and when she felt a need to speak spitefully, the +pretext would be Countess Mary. When her vocal organs needed exercise, +which was usually toward seven o'clock when she had had an after-dinner +rest in a darkened room, the pretext would be the retelling of the same +stories over and over again to the same audience. + +The old lady's condition was understood by the whole household though no +one ever spoke of it, and they all made every possible effort to satisfy +her needs. Only by a rare glance exchanged with a sad smile between +Nicholas, Pierre, Natasha, and Countess Mary was the common +understanding of her condition expressed. + +But those glances expressed something more: they said that she had +played her part in life, that what they now saw was not her whole self, +that we must all become like her, and that they were glad to yield to +her, to restrain themselves for this once precious being formerly as +full of life as themselves, but now so much to be pitied. "Memento +mori," said these glances. + +Only the really heartless, the stupid ones of that household, and the +little children failed to understand this and avoided her. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +When Pierre and his wife entered the drawing room the countess was in +one of her customary states in which she needed the mental exertion of +playing patience, and so--though by force of habit she greeted him with +the words she always used when Pierre or her son returned after an +absence: "High time, my dear, high time! We were all weary of waiting +for you. Well, thank God!" and received her presents with another +customary remark: "It's not the gift that's precious, my dear, but that +you give it to me, an old woman..."--yet it was evident that she was not +pleased by Pierre's arrival at that moment when it diverted her +attention from the unfinished game. + +She finished her game of patience and only then examined the presents. +They consisted of a box for cards, of splendid workmanship, a bright- +blue Sevres tea cup with shepherdesses depicted on it and with a lid, +and a gold snuffbox with the count's portrait on the lid which Pierre +had had done by a miniaturist in Petersburg. The countess had long +wished for such a box, but as she did not want to cry just then she +glanced indifferently at the portrait and gave her attention chiefly to +the box for cards. + +"Thank you, my dear, you have cheered me up," said she as she always +did. "But best of all you have brought yourself back--for I never saw +anything like it, you ought to give your wife a scolding! What are we to +do with her? She is like a mad woman when you are away. Doesn't see +anything, doesn't remember anything," she went on, repeating her usual +phrases. "Look, Anna Timofeevna," she added to her companion, "see what +a box for cards my son has brought us!" + +Belova admired the presents and was delighted with her dress material. + +Though Pierre, Natasha, Nicholas, Countess Mary, and Denisov had much to +talk about that they could not discuss before the old countess--not that +anything was hidden from her, but because she had dropped so far +behindhand in many things that had they begun to converse in her +presence they would have had to answer inopportune questions and to +repeat what they had already told her many times: that so-and-so was +dead and so-and-so was married, which she would again be unable to +remember--yet they sat at tea round the samovar in the drawing room from +habit, and Pierre answered the countess' questions as to whether Prince +Vasili had aged and whether Countess Mary Alexeevna had sent greetings +and still thought of them, and other matters that interested no one and +to which she herself was indifferent. + +Conversation of this kind, interesting to no one yet unavoidable, +continued all through teatime. All the grown-up members of the family +were assembled near the round tea table at which Sonya presided beside +the samovar. The children with their tutors and governesses had had tea +and their voices were audible from the next room. At tea all sat in +their accustomed places: Nicholas beside the stove at a small table +where his tea was handed to him; Milka, the old gray borzoi bitch +(daughter of the first Milka), with a quite gray face and large black +eyes that seemed more prominent than ever, lay on the armchair beside +him; Denisov, whose curly hair, mustache, and whiskers had turned half +gray, sat beside countess Mary with his general's tunic unbuttoned; +Pierre sat between his wife and the old countess. He spoke of what he +knew might interest the old lady and that she could understand. He told +her of external social events and of the people who had formed the +circle of her contemporaries and had once been a real, living, and +distinct group, but who were now for the most part scattered about the +world and like herself were garnering the last ears of the harvests they +had sown in earlier years. But to the old countess those contemporaries +of hers seemed to be the only serious and real society. Natasha saw by +Pierre's animation that his visit had been interesting and that he had +much to tell them but dare not say it before the old countess. Denisov, +not being a member of the family, did not understand Pierre's caution +and being, as a malcontent, much interested in what was occurring in +Petersburg, kept urging Pierre to tell them about what had happened in +the Semenovsk regiment, then about Arakcheev, and then about the Bible +Society. Once or twice Pierre was carried away and began to speak of +these things, but Nicholas and Natasha always brought him back to the +health of Prince Ivan and Countess Mary Alexeevna. + +"Well, and all this idiocy--Gossner and Tatawinova?" Denisov asked. "Is +that weally still going on?" + + +"Going on?" Pierre exclaimed. "Why more than ever! The Bible Society is +the whole government now!" + +"What is that, mon cher ami?" asked the countess, who had finished her +tea and evidently needed a pretext for being angry after her meal. "What +are you saying about the government? I don't understand." + +"Well, you know, Maman," Nicholas interposed, knowing how to translate +things into his mother's language, "Prince Alexander Golitsyn has +founded a society and in consequence has great influence, they say." + +"Arakcheev and Golitsyn," incautiously remarked Pierre, "are now the +whole government! And what a government! They see treason everywhere and +are afraid of everything." + +"Well, and how is Prince Alexander to blame? He is a most estimable man. +I used to meet him at Mary Antonovna's," said the countess in an +offended tone; and still more offended that they all remained silent, +she went on: "Nowadays everyone finds fault. A Gospel Society! Well, and +what harm is there in that?" and she rose (everybody else got up too) +and with a severe expression sailed back to her table in the sitting +room. + +The melancholy silence that followed was broken by the sounds of the +children's voices and laughter from the next room. Evidently some jolly +excitement was going on there. + +"Finished, finished!" little Natasha's gleeful yell rose above them all. + +Pierre exchanged glances with Countess Mary and Nicholas (Natasha he +never lost sight of) and smiled happily. + +"That's delightful music!" said he. + +"It means that Anna Makarovna has finished her stocking," said Countess +Mary. + +"Oh, I'll go and see," said Pierre, jumping up. "You know," he added, +stopping at the door, "why I'm especially fond of that music? It is +always the first thing that tells me all is well. When I was driving +here today, the nearer I got to the house the more anxious I grew. As I +entered the anteroom I heard Andrusha's peals of laughter and that meant +that all was well." + +"I know! I know that feeling," said Nicholas. "But I mustn't go there-- +those stockings are to be a surprise for me." + +Pierre went to the children, and the shouting and laughter grew still +louder. + +"Come, Anna Makarovna," Pierre's voice was heard saying, "come here into +the middle of the room and at the word of command, 'One, two,' and when +I say 'three'... You stand here, and you in my arms--well now! One, +two!..." said Pierre, and a silence followed: "three!" and a rapturously +breathless cry of children's voices filled the room. "Two, two!" they +shouted. + +This meant two stockings, which by a secret process known only to +herself Anna Makarovna used to knit at the same time on the same +needles, and which, when they were ready, she always triumphantly drew, +one out of the other, in the children's presence. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +Soon after this the children came in to say good night. They kissed +everyone, the tutors and governesses made their bows, and they went out. +Only young Nicholas and his tutor remained. Dessalles whispered to the +boy to come downstairs. + +"No, Monsieur Dessalles, I will ask my aunt to let me stay," replied +Nicholas Bolkonski also in a whisper. + +"Ma tante, please let me stay," said he, going up to his aunt. + +His face expressed entreaty, agitation, and ecstasy. Countess Mary +glanced at him and turned to Pierre. + +"When you are here he can't tear himself away," she said. + +"I will bring him to you directly, Monsieur Dessalles. Good night!" said +Pierre, giving his hand to the Swiss tutor, and he turned to young +Nicholas with a smile. "You and I haven't seen anything of one another +yet... How like he is growing, Mary!" he added, addressing Countess +Mary. + +"Like my father?" asked the boy, flushing crimson and looking up at +Pierre with bright, ecstatic eyes. + +Pierre nodded, and went on with what he had been saying when the +children had interrupted. Countess Mary sat down doing woolwork; Natasha +did not take her eyes off her husband. Nicholas and Denisov rose, asked +for their pipes, smoked, went to fetch more tea from Sonya--who sat +weary but resolute at the samovar--and questioned Pierre. The curly- +headed, delicate boy sat with shining eyes unnoticed in a corner, +starting every now and then and muttering something to himself, and +evidently experiencing a new and powerful emotion as he turned his curly +head, with his thin neck exposed by his turn-down collar, toward the +place where Pierre sat. + +The conversation turned on the contemporary gossip about those in power, +in which most people see the chief interest of home politics. Denisov, +dissatisfied with the government on account of his own disappointments +in the service, heard with pleasure of the things done in Petersburg +which seemed to him stupid, and made forcible and sharp comments on what +Pierre told them. + +"One used to have to be a German--now one must dance with Tatawinova and +Madame Kwudener, and wead Ecka'tshausen and the bwethwen. Oh, they +should let that fine fellow Bonaparte loose--he'd knock all this +nonsense out of them! Fancy giving the command of the Semenov wegiment +to a fellow like that Schwa'tz!" he cried. + +Nicholas, though free from Denisov's readiness to find fault with +everything, also thought that discussion of the government was a very +serious and weighty matter, and the fact that A had been appointed +Minister of This and B Governor General of That, and that the Emperor +had said so-and-so and this minister so-and-so, seemed to him very +important. And so he thought it necessary to take an interest in these +things and to question Pierre. The questions put by these two kept the +conversation from changing its ordinary character of gossip about the +higher government circles. + +But Natasha, knowing all her husband's ways and ideas, saw that he had +long been wishing but had been unable to divert the conversation to +another channel and express his own deeply felt idea for the sake of +which he had gone to Petersburg to consult with his new friend Prince +Theodore, and she helped him by asking how his affairs with Prince +Theodore had gone. + +"What was it about?" asked Nicholas. + +"Always the same thing," said Pierre, looking round at his listeners. +"Everybody sees that things are going so badly that they cannot be +allowed to go on so and that it is the duty of all decent men to +counteract it as far as they can." + +"What can decent men do?" Nicholas inquired, frowning slightly. "What +can be done?" + +"Why, this..." + +"Come into my study," said Nicholas. + +Natasha, who had long expected to be fetched to nurse her baby, now +heard the nurse calling her and went to the nursery. Countess Mary +followed her. The men went into the study and little Nicholas Bolkonski +followed them unnoticed by his uncle and sat down at the writing table +in a shady corner by the window. + +"Well, what would you do?" asked Denisov. + +"Always some fantastic schemes," said Nicholas. + +"Why this," began Pierre, not sitting down but pacing the room, +sometimes stopping short, gesticulating, and lisping: "the position in +Petersburg is this: the Emperor does not look into anything. He has +abandoned himself altogether to this mysticism" (Pierre could not +tolerate mysticism in anyone now). "He seeks only for peace, and only +these people sans foi ni loi * can give it him--people who recklessly +hack at and strangle everything--Magnitski, Arakcheev, and tutti +quanti.... You will agree that if you did not look after your estates +yourself but only wanted a quiet life, the harsher your steward was the +more readily your object might be attained," he said to Nicholas. + + +* Without faith or law. + +"Well, what does that lead up to?" said Nicholas. + +"Well, everything is going to ruin! Robbery in the law courts, in the +army nothing but flogging, drilling, and Military Settlements; the +people are tortured, enlightenment is suppressed. All that is young and +honest is crushed! Everyone sees that this cannot go on. Everything is +strained to such a degree that it will certainly break," said Pierre (as +those who examine the actions of any government have always said since +governments began). "I told them just one thing in Petersburg." + +"Told whom?" + +"Well, you know whom," said Pierre, with a meaning glance from under his +brows. "Prince Theodore and all those. To encourage culture and +philanthropy is all very well of course. The aim is excellent but in the +present circumstances something else is needed." + +At that moment Nicholas noticed the presence of his nephew. His face +darkened and he went up to the boy. + +"Why are you here?" + +"Why? Let him be," said Pierre, taking Nicholas by the arm and +continuing. "That is not enough, I told them. Something else is needed. +When you stand expecting the overstrained string to snap at any moment, +when everyone is expecting the inevitable catastrophe, as many as +possible must join hands as closely as they can to withstand the general +calamity. Everything that is young and strong is being enticed away and +depraved. One is lured by women, another by honors, a third by ambition +or money, and they go over to that camp. No independent men, such as you +or I, are left. What I say is widen the scope of our society, let the +mot d'ordre be not virtue alone but independence and action as well!" + +Nicholas, who had left his nephew, irritably pushed up an armchair, sat +down in it, and listened to Pierre, coughing discontentedly and frowning +more and more. + +"But action with what aim?" he cried. "And what position will you adopt +toward the government?" + +"Why, the position of assistants. The society need not be secret if the +government allows it. Not merely is it not hostile to government, but it +is a society of true conservatives--a society of gentlemen in the full +meaning of that word. It is only to prevent some Pugachev or other from +killing my children and yours, and Arakcheev from sending me off to some +Military Settlement. We join hands only for the public welfare and the +general safety." + +"Yes, but it's a secret society and therefore a hostile and harmful one +which can only cause harm." + +"Why? Did the Tugendbund which saved Europe" (they did not then venture +to suggest that Russia had saved Europe) "do any harm? The Tugendbund is +an alliance of virtue: it is love, mutual help... it is what Christ +preached on the Cross." + +Natasha, who had come in during the conversation, looked joyfully at her +husband. It was not what he was saying that pleased her--that did not +even interest her, for it seemed to her that was all extremely simple +and that she had known it a long time (it seemed so to her because she +knew that it sprang from Pierre's whole soul), but it was his animated +and enthusiastic appearance that made her glad. + +The boy with the thin neck stretching out from the turn-down collar-- +whom everyone had forgotten--gazed at Pierre with even greater and more +rapturous joy. Every word of Pierre's burned into his heart, and with a +nervous movement of his fingers he unconsciously broke the sealing wax +and quill pens his hands came upon on his uncle's table. + +"It is not at all what you suppose; but that is what the German +Tugendbund was, and what I am proposing." + +"No, my fwiend! The Tugendbund is all vewy well for the sausage eaters, +but I don't understand it and can't even pwonounce it," interposed +Denisov in a loud and resolute voice. "I agwee that evewything here is +wotten and howwible, but the Tugendbund I don't understand. If we're not +satisfied, let us have a bunt of our own. That's all wight. Je suis +vot'e homme!" * + + +* "I'm your man." + +Pierre smiled, Natasha began to laugh, but Nicholas knitted his brows +still more and began proving to Pierre that there was no prospect of any +great change and that all the danger he spoke of existed only in his +imagination. Pierre maintained the contrary, and as his mental faculties +were greater and more resourceful, Nicholas felt himself cornered. This +made him still angrier, for he was fully convinced, not by reasoning but +by something within him stronger than reason, of the justice of his +opinion. + +"I will tell you this," he said, rising and trying with nervously +twitching fingers to prop up his pipe in a corner, but finally +abandoning the attempt. "I can't prove it to you. You say that +everything here is rotten and that an overthrow is coming: I don't see +it. But you also say that our oath of allegiance is a conditional +matter, and to that I reply: 'You are my best friend, as you know, but +if you formed a secret society and began working against the government- +-be it what it may--I know it is my duty to obey the government. And if +Arakcheev ordered me to lead a squadron against you and cut you down, I +should not hesitate an instant, but should do it.' And you may argue +about that as you like!" + +An awkward silence followed these words. Natasha was the first to speak, +defending her husband and attacking her brother. Her defense was weak +and inapt but she attained her object. The conversation was resumed, and +no longer in the unpleasantly hostile tone of Nicholas' last remark. + +When they all got up to go in to supper, little Nicholas Bolkonski went +up to Pierre, pale and with shining, radiant eyes. + +"Uncle Pierre, you... no... If Papa were alive... would he agree with +you?" he asked. + +And Pierre suddenly realized what a special, independent, complex, and +powerful process of thought and feeling must have been going on in this +boy during that conversation, and remembering all he had said he +regretted that the lad should have heard him. He had, however, to give +him an answer. + +"Yes, I think so," he said reluctantly, and left the study. + +The lad looked down and seemed now for the first time to notice what he +had done to the things on the table. He flushed and went up to Nicholas. + +"Uncle, forgive me, I did that... unintentionally," he said, pointing to +the broken sealing wax and pens. + +Nicholas started angrily. + +"All right, all right," he said, throwing the bits under the table. + +And evidently suppressing his vexation with difficulty, he turned away +from the boy. + +"You ought not to have been here at all," he said. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +The conversation at supper was not about politics or societies, but +turned on the subject Nicholas liked best--recollections of 1812. +Denisov started these and Pierre was particularly agreeable and amusing +about them. The family separated on the most friendly terms. + +After supper Nicholas, having undressed in his study and given +instructions to the steward who had been waiting for him, went to the +bedroom in his dressing gown, where he found his wife still at her +table, writing. + +"What are you writing, Mary?" Nicholas asked. + +Countess Mary blushed. She was afraid that what she was writing would +not be understood or approved by her husband. + +She had wanted to conceal what she was writing from him, but at the same +time was glad he had surprised her at it and that she would now have to +tell him. + +"A diary, Nicholas," she replied, handing him a blue exercise book +filled with her firm, bold writing. + +"A diary?" Nicholas repeated with a shade of irony, and he took up the +book. + +It was in French. + +December 4. Today when Andrusha (her eldest boy) woke up he did not wish +to dress and Mademoiselle Louise sent for me. He was naughty and +obstinate. I tried threats, but he only grew angrier. Then I took the +matter in hand: I left him alone and began with nurse's help to get the +other children up, telling him that I did not love him. For a long time +he was silent, as if astonished, then he jumped out of bed, ran to me in +his shirt, and sobbed so that I could not calm him for a long time. It +was plain that what troubled him most was that he had grieved me. +Afterwards in the evening when I gave him his ticket, he again began +crying piteously and kissing me. One can do anything with him by +tenderness. + +"What is a 'ticket'?" Nicholas inquired. + +"I have begun giving the elder ones marks every evening, showing how +they have behaved." + +Nicholas looked into the radiant eyes that were gazing at him, and +continued to turn over the pages and read. In the diary was set down +everything in the children's lives that seemed noteworthy to their +mother as showing their characters or suggesting general reflections on +educational methods. They were for the most part quite insignificant +trifles, but did not seem so to the mother or to the father either, now +that he read this diary about his children for the first time. + +Under the date "5" was entered: + +Mitya was naughty at table. Papa said he was to have no pudding. He had +none, but looked so unhappily and greedily at the others while they were +eating! I think that punishment by depriving children of sweets only +develops their greediness. Must tell Nicholas this. + +Nicholas put down the book and looked at his wife. The radiant eyes +gazed at him questioningly: would he approve or disapprove of her diary? +There could be no doubt not only of his approval but also of his +admiration for his wife. + +Perhaps it need not be done so pedantically, thought Nicholas, or even +done at all, but this untiring, continual spiritual effort of which the +sole aim was the children's moral welfare delighted him. Had Nicholas +been able to analyze his feelings he would have found that his steady, +tender, and proud love of his wife rested on his feeling of wonder at +her spirituality and at the lofty moral world, almost beyond his reach, +in which she had her being. + +He was proud of her intelligence and goodness, recognized his own +insignificance beside her in the spiritual world, and rejoiced all the +more that she with such a soul not only belonged to him but was part of +himself. + +"I quite, quite approve, my dearest!" said he with a significant look, +and after a short pause he added: "And I behaved badly today. You +weren't in the study. We began disputing--Pierre and I--and I lost my +temper. But he is impossible: such a child! I don't know what would +become of him if Natasha didn't keep him in hand.... Have you any idea +why he went to Petersburg? They have formed..." + +"Yes, I know," said Countess Mary. "Natasha told me." + +"Well, then, you know," Nicholas went on, growing hot at the mere +recollection of their discussion, "he wanted to convince me that it is +every honest man's duty to go against the government, and that the oath +of allegiance and duty... I am sorry you weren't there. They all fell on +me--Denisov and Natasha... Natasha is absurd. How she rules over him! +And yet there need only be a discussion and she has no words of her own +but only repeats his sayings..." added Nicholas, yielding to that +irresistible inclination which tempts us to judge those nearest and +dearest to us. He forgot that what he was saying about Natasha could +have been applied word for word to himself in relation to his wife. + +"Yes, I have noticed that," said Countess Mary. + +"When I told him that duty and the oath were above everything, he +started proving goodness knows what! A pity you were not there--what +would you have said?" + +"As I see it you were quite right, and I told Natasha so. Pierre says +everybody is suffering, tortured, and being corrupted, and that it is +our duty to help our neighbor. Of course he is right there," said +Countess Mary, "but he forgets that we have other duties nearer to us, +duties indicated to us by God Himself, and that though we might expose +ourselves to risks we must not risk our children." + +"Yes, that's it! That's just what I said to him," put in Nicholas, who +fancied he really had said it. "But they insisted on their own view: +love of one's neighbor and Christianity--and all this in the presence of +young Nicholas, who had gone into my study and broke all my things." + +"Ah, Nicholas, do you know I am often troubled about little Nicholas," +said Countess Mary. "He is such an exceptional boy. I am afraid I +neglect him in favor of my own: we all have children and relations while +he has no one. He is constantly alone with his thoughts." + +"Well, I don't think you need reproach yourself on his account. All that +the fondest mother could do for her son you have done and are doing for +him, and of course I am glad of it. He is a fine lad, a fine lad! This +evening he listened to Pierre in a sort of trance, and fancy--as we were +going in to supper I looked and he had broken everything on my table to +bits, and he told me of it himself at once! I never knew him to tell an +untruth. A fine lad, a fine lad!" repeated Nicholas, who at heart was +not fond of Nicholas Bolkonski but was always anxious to recognize that +he was a fine lad. + +"Still, I am not the same as his own mother," said Countess Mary. "I +feel I am not the same and it troubles me. A wonderful boy, but I am +dreadfully afraid for him. It would be good for him to have companions." + +"Well it won't be for long. Next summer I'll take him to Petersburg," +said Nicholas. "Yes, Pierre always was a dreamer and always will be," he +continued, returning to the talk in the study which had evidently +disturbed him. "Well, what business is it of mine what goes on there-- +whether Arakcheev is bad, and all that? What business was it of mine +when I married and was so deep in debt that I was threatened with +prison, and had a mother who could not see or understand it? And then +there are you and the children and our affairs. Is it for my own +pleasure that I am at the farm or in the office from morning to night? +No, but I know I must work to comfort my mother, to repay you, and not +to leave the children such beggars as I was." + +Countess Mary wanted to tell him that man does not live by bread alone +and that he attached too much importance to these matters. But she knew +she must not say this and that it would be useless to do so. She only +took his hand and kissed it. He took this as a sign of approval and a +confirmation of his thoughts, and after a few minutes' reflection +continued to think aloud. + +"You know, Mary, today Elias Mitrofanych" (this was his overseer) "came +back from the Tambov estate and told me they are already offering eighty +thousand rubles for the forest." + +And with an eager face Nicholas began to speak of the possibility of +repurchasing Otradnoe before long, and added: "Another ten years of life +and I shall leave the children... in an excellent position." + +Countess Mary listened to her husband and understood all that he told +her. She knew that when he thought aloud in this way he would sometimes +ask her what he had been saying, and be vexed if he noticed that she had +been thinking about something else. But she had to force herself to +attend, for what he was saying did not interest her at all. She looked +at him and did not think, but felt, about something different. She felt +a submissive tender love for this man who would never understand all +that she understood, and this seemed to make her love for him still +stronger and added a touch of passionate tenderness. Besides this +feeling which absorbed her altogether and hindered her from following +the details of her husband's plans, thoughts that had no connection with +what he was saying flitted through her mind. She thought of her nephew. +Her husband's account of the boy's agitation while Pierre was speaking +struck her forcibly, and various traits of his gentle, sensitive +character recurred to her mind; and while thinking of her nephew she +thought also of her own children. She did not compare them with him, but +compared her feeling for them with her feeling for him, and felt with +regret that there was something lacking in her feeling for young +Nicholas. + +Sometimes it seemed to her that this difference arose from the +difference in their ages, but she felt herself to blame toward him and +promised in her heart to do better and to accomplish the impossible--in +this life to love her husband, her children, little Nicholas, and all +her neighbors, as Christ loved mankind. Countess Mary's soul always +strove toward the infinite, the eternal, and the absolute, and could +therefore never be at peace. A stern expression of the lofty, secret +suffering of a soul burdened by the body appeared on her face. Nicholas +gazed at her. "O God! What will become of us if she dies, as I always +fear when her face is like that?" thought he, and placing himself before +the icon he began to say his evening prayers. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +Natasha and Pierre, left alone, also began to talk as only a husband and +wife can talk, that is, with extraordinary clearness and rapidity, +understanding and expressing each other's thoughts in ways contrary to +all rules of logic, without premises, deductions, or conclusions, and in +a quite peculiar way. Natasha was so used to this kind of talk with her +husband that for her it was the surest sign of something being wrong +between them if Pierre followed a line of logical reasoning. When he +began proving anything, or talking argumentatively and calmly and she, +led on by his example, began to do the same, she knew that they were on +the verge of a quarrel. + +From the moment they were alone and Natasha came up to him with wide- +open happy eyes, and quickly seizing his head pressed it to her bosom, +saying: "Now you are all mine, mine! You won't escape!"--from that +moment this conversation began, contrary to all the laws of logic and +contrary to them because quite different subjects were talked about at +one and the same time. This simultaneous discussion of many topics did +not prevent a clear understanding but on the contrary was the surest +sign that they fully understood one another. + +Just as in a dream when all is uncertain, unreasoning, and +contradictory, except the feeling that guides the dream, so in this +intercourse contrary to all laws of reason, the words themselves were +not consecutive and clear but only the feeling that prompted them. + +Natasha spoke to Pierre about her brother's life and doings, of how she +had suffered and lacked life during his own absence, and of how she was +fonder than ever of Mary, and how Mary was in every way better than +herself. In saying this Natasha was sincere in acknowledging Mary's +superiority, but at the same time by saying it she made a demand on +Pierre that he should, all the same, prefer her to Mary and to all other +women, and that now, especially after having seen many women in +Petersburg, he should tell her so afresh. + +Pierre, answering Natasha's words, told her how intolerable it had been +for him to meet ladies at dinners and balls in Petersburg. + +"I have quite lost the knack of talking to ladies," he said. "It was +simply dull. Besides, I was very busy." + +Natasha looked intently at him and went on: + +"Mary is so splendid," she said. "How she understands children! It is as +if she saw straight into their souls. Yesterday, for instance, Mitya was +naughty..." + +"How like his father he is," Pierre interjected. + +Natasha knew why he mentioned Mitya's likeness to Nicholas: the +recollection of his dispute with his brother-in-law was unpleasant and +he wanted to know what Natasha thought of it. + +"Nicholas has the weakness of never agreeing with anything not generally +accepted. But I understand that you value what opens up a fresh line," +said she, repeating words Pierre had once uttered. + +"No, the chief point is that to Nicholas ideas and discussions are an +amusement--almost a pastime," said Pierre. "For instance, he is +collecting a library and has made it a rule not to buy a new book till +he has read what he had already bought--Sismondi and Rousseau and +Montesquieu," he added with a smile. "You know how much I..." he began +to soften down what he had said; but Natasha interrupted him to show +that this was unnecessary. + +"So you say ideas are an amusement to him...." + +"Yes, and for me nothing else is serious. All the time in Petersburg I +saw everyone as in a dream. When I am taken up by a thought, all else is +mere amusement." + +"Ah, I'm so sorry I wasn't there when you met the children," said +Natasha. "Which was most delighted? Lisa, I'm sure." + +"Yes," Pierre replied, and went on with what was in his mind. "Nicholas +says we ought not to think. But I can't help it. Besides, when I was in +Petersburg I felt (I can say this to you) that the whole affair would go +to pieces without me--everyone was pulling his own way. But I succeeded +in uniting them all; and then my idea is so clear and simple. You see, I +don't say that we ought to oppose this and that. We may be mistaken. +What I say is: 'Join hands, you who love the right, and let there be but +one banner--that of active virtue.' Prince Sergey is a fine fellow and +clever." + +Natasha would have had no doubt as to the greatness of Pierre's idea, +but one thing disconcerted her. "Can a man so important and necessary to +society be also my husband? How did this happen?" She wished to express +this doubt to him. "Now who could decide whether he is really cleverer +than all the others?" she asked herself, and passed in review all those +whom Pierre most respected. Judging by what he had said there was no one +he had respected so highly as Platon Karataev. + +"Do you know what I am thinking about?" she asked. "About Platon +Karataev. Would he have approved of you now, do you think?" + +Pierre was not at all surprised at this question. He understood his +wife's line of thought. + +"Platon Karataev?" he repeated, and pondered, evidently sincerely trying +to imagine Karataev's opinion on the subject. "He would not have +understood... yet perhaps he would." + +"I love you awfully!" Natasha suddenly said. "Awfully, awfully!" + +"No, he would not have approved," said Pierre, after reflection. "What +he would have approved of is our family life. He was always so anxious +to find seemliness, happiness, and peace in everything, and I should +have been proud to let him see us. There now--you talk of my absence, +but you wouldn't believe what a special feeling I have for you after a +separation...." + +"Yes, I should think..." Natasha began. + +"No, it's not that. I never leave off loving you. And one couldn't love +more, but this is something special.... Yes, of course-" he did not +finish because their eyes meeting said the rest. + +"What nonsense it is," Natasha suddenly exclaimed, "about honeymoons, +and that the greatest happiness is at first! On the contrary, now is the +best of all. If only you did not go away! Do you remember how we +quarreled? And it was always my fault. Always mine. And what we +quarreled about--I don't even remember!" + +"Always about the same thing," said Pierre with a smile. "Jealo..." + +"Don't say it! I can't bear it!" Natasha cried, and her eyes glittered +coldly and vindictively. "Did you see her?" she added, after a pause. + +"No, and if I had I shouldn't have recognized her." + +They were silent for a while. + +"Oh, do you know? While you were talking in the study I was looking at +you," Natasha began, evidently anxious to disperse the cloud that had +come over them. "You are as like him as two peas--like the boy." (She +meant her little son.) "Oh, it's time to go to him.... The milk's +come.... But I'm sorry to leave you." + +They were silent for a few seconds. Then suddenly turning to one another +at the same time they both began to speak. Pierre began with self- +satisfaction and enthusiasm, Natasha with a quiet, happy smile. Having +interrupted one another they both stopped to let the other continue. + +"No. What did you say? Go on, go on." + +"No, you go on, I was talking nonsense," said Natasha. + +Pierre finished what he had begun. It was the sequel to his complacent +reflections on his success in Petersburg. At that moment it seemed to +him that he was chosen to give a new direction to the whole of Russian +society and to the whole world. + +"I only wished to say that ideas that have great results are always +simple ones. My whole idea is that if vicious people are united and +constitute a power, then honest folk must do the same. Now that's simple +enough." + +"Yes." + +"And what were you going to say?" + +"I? Only nonsense." + +"But all the same?" + +"Oh nothing, only a trifle," said Natasha, smilingly still more +brightly. "I only wanted to tell you about Petya: today nurse was coming +to take him from me, and he laughed, shut his eyes, and clung to me. I'm +sure he thought he was hiding. Awfully sweet! There, now he's crying. +Well, good-by!" and she left the room. + +Meanwhile downstairs in young Nicholas Bolkonski's bedroom a little lamp +was burning as usual. (The boy was afraid of the dark and they could not +cure him of it.) Dessalles slept propped up on four pillows and his +Roman nose emitted sounds of rhythmic snoring. Little Nicholas, who had +just waked up in a cold perspiration, sat up in bed and gazed before him +with wide-open eyes. He had awaked from a terrible dream. He had dreamed +that he and Uncle Pierre, wearing helmets such as were depicted in his +Plutarch, were leading a huge army. The army was made up of white +slanting lines that filled the air like the cobwebs that float about in +autumn and which Dessalles called les fils de la Vierge. In front was +Glory, which was similar to those threads but rather thicker. He and +Pierre were borne along lightly and joyously, nearer and nearer to their +goal. Suddenly the threads that moved them began to slacken and become +entangled and it grew difficult to move. And Uncle Nicholas stood before +them in a stern and threatening attitude. + +"Have you done this?" he said, pointing to some broken sealing wax and +pens. "I loved you, but I have orders from Arakcheev and will kill the +first of you who moves forward." Little Nicholas turned to look at +Pierre but Pierre was no longer there. In his place was his father-- +Prince Andrew--and his father had neither shape nor form, but he +existed, and when little Nicholas perceived him he grew faint with love: +he felt himself powerless, limp, and formless. His father caressed and +pitied him. But Uncle Nicholas came nearer and nearer to them. Terror +seized young Nicholas and he awoke. + +"My father!" he thought. (Though there were two good portraits of Prince +Andrew in the house, Nicholas never imagined him in human form.) "My +father has been with me and caressed me. He approved of me and of Uncle +Pierre. Whatever he may tell me, I will do it. Mucius Scaevola burned +his hand. Why should not the same sort of thing happen to me? I know +they want me to learn. And I will learn. But someday I shall have +finished learning, and then I will do something. I only pray God that +something may happen to me such as happened to Plutarch's men, and I +will act as they did. I will do better. Everyone shall know me, love me, +and be delighted with me!" And suddenly his bosom heaved with sobs and +he began to cry. + +"Are you ill?" he heard Dessalles' voice asking. + +"No," answered Nicholas, and lay back on his pillow. + +"He is good and kind and I am fond of him!" he thought of Dessalles. +"But Uncle Pierre! Oh, what a wonderful man he is! And my father? Oh, +Father, Father! Yes, I will do something with which even he would be +satisfied...." + +SECOND EPILOGUE + + + + +CHAPTER I + +History is the life of nations and of humanity. To seize and put into +words, to describe directly the life of humanity or even of a single +nation, appears impossible. + +The ancient historians all employed one and the same method to describe +and seize the apparently elusive--the life of a people. They described +the activity of individuals who ruled the people, and regarded the +activity of those men as representing the activity of the whole nation. + +The question: how did individuals make nations act as they wished and by +what was the will of these individuals themselves guided? the ancients +met by recognizing a divinity which subjected the nations to the will of +a chosen man, and guided the will of that chosen man so as to accomplish +ends that were predestined. + +For the ancients these questions were solved by a belief in the direct +participation of the Deity in human affairs. + +Modern history, in theory, rejects both these principles. + +It would seem that having rejected the belief of the ancients in man's +subjection to the Deity and in a predetermined aim toward which nations +are led, modern history should study not the manifestations of power but +the causes that produce it. But modern history has not done this. Having +in theory rejected the view held by the ancients, it still follows them +in practice. + +Instead of men endowed with divine authority and directly guided by the +will of God, modern history has given us either heroes endowed with +extraordinary, superhuman capacities, or simply men of very various +kinds, from monarchs to journalists, who lead the masses. Instead of the +former divinely appointed aims of the Jewish, Greek, or Roman nations, +which ancient historians regarded as representing the progress of +humanity, modern history has postulated its own aims--the welfare of the +French, German, or English people, or, in its highest abstraction, the +welfare and civilization of humanity in general, by which is usually +meant that of the peoples occupying a small northwesterly portion of a +large continent. + +Modern history has rejected the beliefs of the ancients without +replacing them by a new conception, and the logic of the situation has +obliged the historians, after they had apparently rejected the divine +authority of the kings and the "fate" of the ancients, to reach the same +conclusion by another road, that is, to recognize (1) nations guided by +individual men, and (2) the existence of a known aim to which these +nations and humanity at large are tending. + +At the basis of the works of all the modern historians from Gibbon to +Buckle, despite their seeming disagreements and the apparent novelty of +their outlooks, lie those two old, unavoidable assumptions. + +In the first place the historian describes the activity of individuals +who in his opinion have directed humanity (one historian considers only +monarchs, generals, and ministers as being such men, while another +includes also orators, learned men, reformers, philosophers, and poets). +Secondly, it is assumed that the goal toward which humanity is being led +is known to the historians: to one of them this goal is the greatness of +the Roman, Spanish, or French realm; to another it is liberty, equality, +and a certain kind of civilization of a small corner of the world called +Europe. + +In 1789 a ferment arises in Paris; it grows, spreads, and is expressed +by a movement of peoples from west to east. Several times it moves +eastward and collides with a countermovement from the east westward. In +1812 it reaches its extreme limit, Moscow, and then, with remarkable +symmetry, a countermovement occurs from east to west, attracting to it, +as the first movement had done, the nations of middle Europe. The +counter movement reaches the starting point of the first movement in the +west--Paris--and subsides. + +During that twenty-year period an immense number of fields were left +untilled, houses were burned, trade changed its direction, millions of +men migrated, were impoverished, or were enriched, and millions of +Christian men professing the law of love of their fellows slew one +another. + +What does all this mean? Why did it happen? What made those people burn +houses and slay their fellow men? What were the causes of these events? +What force made men act so? These are the instinctive, plain, and most +legitimate questions humanity asks itself when it encounters the +monuments and tradition of that period. + +For a reply to these questions the common sense of mankind turns to the +science of history, whose aim is to enable nations and humanity to know +themselves. + +If history had retained the conception of the ancients it would have +said that God, to reward or punish his people, gave Napoleon power and +directed his will to the fulfillment of the divine ends, and that reply +would have been clear and complete. One might believe or disbelieve in +the divine significance of Napoleon, but for anyone believing in it +there would have been nothing unintelligible in the history of that +period, nor would there have been any contradictions. + +But modern history cannot give that reply. Science does not admit the +conception of the ancients as to the direct participation of the Deity +in human affairs, and therefore history ought to give other answers. + +Modern history replying to these questions says: you want to know what +this movement means, what caused it, and what force produced these +events? Then listen: + +"Louis XIV was a very proud and self-confident man; he had such and such +mistresses and such and such ministers and he ruled France badly. His +descendants were weak men and they too ruled France badly. And they had +such and such favorites and such and such mistresses. Moreover, certain +men wrote some books at that time. At the end of the eighteenth century +there were a couple of dozen men in Paris who began to talk about all +men being free and equal. This caused people all over France to begin to +slash at and drown one another. They killed the king and many other +people. At that time there was in France a man of genius--Napoleon. He +conquered everybody everywhere--that is, he killed many people because +he was a great genius. And for some reason he went to kill Africans, and +killed them so well and was so cunning and wise that when he returned to +France he ordered everybody to obey him, and they all obeyed him. Having +become an Emperor he again went out to kill people in Italy, Austria, +and Prussia. And there too he killed a great many. In Russia there was +an Emperor, Alexander, who decided to restore order in Europe and +therefore fought against Napoleon. In 1807 he suddenly made friends with +him, but in 1811 they again quarreled and again began killing many +people. Napoleon led six hundred thousand men into Russia and captured +Moscow; then he suddenly ran away from Moscow, and the Emperor +Alexander, helped by the advice of Stein and others, united Europe to +arm against the disturber of its peace. All Napoleon's allies suddenly +became his enemies and their forces advanced against the fresh forces he +raised. The Allies defeated Napoleon, entered Paris, forced Napoleon to +abdicate, and sent him to the island of Elba, not depriving him of the +title of Emperor and showing him every respect, though five years before +and one year later they all regarded him as an outlaw and a brigand. +Then Louis XVIII, who till then had been the laughingstock both of the +French and the Allies, began to reign. And Napoleon, shedding tears +before his Old Guards, renounced the throne and went into exile. Then +the skillful statesmen and diplomatists (especially Talleyrand, who +managed to sit down in a particular chair before anyone else and thereby +extended the frontiers of France) talked in Vienna and by these +conversations made the nations happy or unhappy. Suddenly the +diplomatists and monarchs nearly quarreled and were on the point of +again ordering their armies to kill one another, but just then Napoleon +arrived in France with a battalion, and the French, who had been hating +him, immediately all submitted to him. But the Allied monarchs were +angry at this and went to fight the French once more. And they defeated +the genius Napoleon and, suddenly recognizing him as a brigand, sent him +to the island of St. Helena. And the exile, separated from the beloved +France so dear to his heart, died a lingering death on that rock and +bequeathed his great deeds to posterity. But in Europe a reaction +occurred and the sovereigns once again all began to oppress their +subjects." + +It would be a mistake to think that this is ironic--a caricature of the +historical accounts. On the contrary it is a very mild expression of the +contradictory replies, not meeting the questions, which all the +historians give, from the compilers of memoirs and the histories of +separate states to the writers of general histories and the new +histories of the culture of that period. + +The strangeness and absurdity of these replies arise from the fact that +modern history, like a deaf man, answers questions no one has asked. + +If the purpose of history be to give a description of the movement of +humanity and of the peoples, the first question--in the absence of a +reply to which all the rest will be incomprehensible--is: what is the +power that moves peoples? To this, modern history laboriously replies +either that Napoleon was a great genius, or that Louis XIV was very +proud, or that certain writers wrote certain books. + +All that may be so and mankind is ready to agree with it, but it is not +what was asked. All that would be interesting if we recognized a divine +power based on itself and always consistently directing its nations +through Napoleons, Louis-es, and writers; but we do not acknowledge such +a power, and therefore before speaking about Napoleons, Louis-es, and +authors, we ought to be shown the connection existing between these men +and the movement of the nations. + +If instead of a divine power some other force has appeared, it should be +explained in what this new force consists, for the whole interest of +history lies precisely in that force. + +History seems to assume that this force is self-evident and known to +everyone. But in spite of every desire to regard it as known, anyone +reading many historical works cannot help doubting whether this new +force, so variously understood by the historians themselves, is really +quite well known to everybody. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +What force moves the nations? + +Biographical historians and historians of separate nations understand +this force as a power inherent in heroes and rulers. In their narration +events occur solely by the will of a Napoleon, and Alexander, or in +general of the persons they describe. The answers given by this kind of +historian to the question of what force causes events to happen are +satisfactory only as long as there is but one historian to each event. +As soon as historians of different nationalities and tendencies begin to +describe the same event, the replies they give immediately lose all +meaning, for this force is understood by them all not only differently +but often in quite contradictory ways. One historian says that an event +was produced by Napoleon's power, another that it was produced by +Alexander's, a third that it was due to the power of some other person. +Besides this, historians of that kind contradict each other even in +their statement as to the force on which the authority of some +particular person was based. Thiers, a Bonapartist, says that Napoleon's +power was based on his virtue and genius. Lanfrey, a Republican, says it +was based on his trickery and deception of the people. So the historians +of this class, by mutually destroying one another's positions, destroy +the understanding of the force which produces events, and furnish no +reply to history's essential question. + +Writers of universal history who deal with all the nations seem to +recognize how erroneous is the specialist historians' view of the force +which produces events. They do not recognize it as a power inherent in +heroes and rulers, but as the resultant of a multiplicity of variously +directed forces. In describing a war or the subjugation of a people, a +general historian looks for the cause of the event not in the power of +one man, but in the interaction of many persons connected with the +event. + +According to this view the power of historical personages, represented +as the product of many forces, can no longer, it would seem, be regarded +as a force that itself produces events. Yet in most cases universal +historians still employ the conception of power as a force that itself +produces events, and treat it as their cause. In their exposition, an +historic character is first the product of his time, and his power only +the resultant of various forces, and then his power is itself a force +producing events. Gervinus, Schlosser, and others, for instance, at one +time prove Napoleon to be a product of the Revolution, of the ideas of +1789 and so forth, and at another plainly say that the campaign of 1812 +and other things they do not like were simply the product of Napoleon's +misdirected will, and that the very ideas of 1789 were arrested in their +development by Napoleon's caprice. The ideas of the Revolution and the +general temper of the age produced Napoleon's power. But Napoleon's +power suppressed the ideas of the Revolution and the general temper of +the age. + +This curious contradiction is not accidental. Not only does it occur at +every step, but the universal historians' accounts are all made up of a +chain of such contradictions. This contradiction occurs because after +entering the field of analysis the universal historians stop halfway. + +To find component forces equal to the composite or resultant force, the +sum of the components must equal the resultant. This condition is never +observed by the universal historians, and so to explain the resultant +forces they are obliged to admit, in addition to the insufficient +components, another unexplained force affecting the resultant action. + +Specialist historians describing the campaign of 1813 or the restoration +of the Bourbons plainly assert that these events were produced by the +will of Alexander. But the universal historian Gervinus, refuting this +opinion of the specialist historian, tries to prove that the campaign of +1813 and the restoration of the Bourbons were due to other things beside +Alexander's will--such as the activity of Stein, Metternich, Madame de +Stael, Talleyrand, Fichte, Chateaubriand, and others. The historian +evidently decomposes Alexander's power into the components: Talleyrand, +Chateaubriand, and the rest--but the sum of the components, that is, the +interactions of Chateaubriand, Talleyrand, Madame de Stael, and the +others, evidently does not equal the resultant, namely the phenomenon of +millions of Frenchmen submitting to the Bourbons. That Chateaubriand, +Madame de Stael, and others spoke certain words to one another only +affected their mutual relations but does not account for the submission +of millions. And therefore to explain how from these relations of theirs +the submission of millions of people resulted--that is, how component +forces equal to one A gave a resultant equal to a thousand times A--the +historian is again obliged to fall back on power--the force he had +denied--and to recognize it as the resultant of the forces, that is, he +has to admit an unexplained force acting on the resultant. And that is +just what the universal historians do, and consequently they not only +contradict the specialist historians but contradict themselves. + +Peasants having no clear idea of the cause of rain, say, according to +whether they want rain or fine weather: "The wind has blown the clouds +away," or, "The wind has brought up the clouds." And in the same way the +universal historians sometimes, when it pleases them and fits in with +their theory, say that power is the result of events, and sometimes, +when they want to prove something else, say that power produces events. + +A third class of historians--the so-called historians of culture-- +following the path laid down by the universal historians who sometimes +accept writers and ladies as forces producing events--again take that +force to be something quite different. They see it in what is called +culture--in mental activity. + +The historians of culture are quite consistent in regard to their +progenitors, the writers of universal histories, for if historical +events may be explained by the fact that certain persons treated one +another in such and such ways, why not explain them by the fact that +such and such people wrote such and such books? Of the immense number of +indications accompanying every vital phenomenon, these historians select +the indication of intellectual activity and say that this indication is +the cause. But despite their endeavors to prove that the cause of events +lies in intellectual activity, only by a great stretch can one admit +that there is any connection between intellectual activity and the +movement of peoples, and in no case can one admit that intellectual +activity controls people's actions, for that view is not confirmed by +such facts as the very cruel murders of the French Revolution resulting +from the doctrine of the equality of man, or the very cruel wars and +executions resulting from the preaching of love. + +But even admitting as correct all the cunningly devised arguments with +which these histories are filled--admitting that nations are governed by +some undefined force called an idea--history's essential question still +remains unanswered, and to the former power of monarchs and to the +influence of advisers and other people introduced by the universal +historians, another, newer force--the idea--is added, the connection of +which with the masses needs explanation. It is possible to understand +that Napoleon had power and so events occurred; with some effort one may +even conceive that Napoleon together with other influences was the cause +of an event; but how a book, Le Contrat Social, had the effect of making +Frenchmen begin to drown one another cannot be understood without an +explanation of the causal nexus of this new force with the event. + +Undoubtedly some relation exists between all who live contemporaneously, +and so it is possible to find some connection between the intellectual +activity of men and their historical movements, just as such a +connection may be found between the movements of humanity and commerce, +handicraft, gardening, or anything else you please. But why intellectual +activity is considered by the historians of culture to be the cause or +expression of the whole historical movement is hard to understand. Only +the following considerations can have led the historians to such a +conclusion: (1) that history is written by learned men, and so it is +natural and agreeable for them to think that the activity of their class +supplies the basis of the movement of all humanity, just as a similar +belief is natural and agreeable to traders, agriculturists, and soldiers +(if they do not express it, that is merely because traders and soldiers +do not write history), and (2) that spiritual activity, enlightenment, +civilization, culture, ideas, are all indistinct, indefinite conceptions +under whose banner it is very easy to use words having a still less +definite meaning, and which can therefore be readily introduced into any +theory. + +But not to speak of the intrinsic quality of histories of this kind +(which may possibly even be of use to someone for something) the +histories of culture, to which all general histories tend more and more +to approximate, are significant from the fact that after seriously and +minutely examining various religious, philosophic, and political +doctrines as causes of events, as soon as they have to describe an +actual historic event such as the campaign of 1812 for instance, they +involuntarily describe it as resulting from an exercise of power--and +say plainly that that was the result of Napoleon's will. Speaking so, +the historians of culture involuntarily contradict themselves, and show +that the new force they have devised does not account for what happens +in history, and that history can only be explained by introducing a +power which they apparently do not recognize. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +A locomotive is moving. Someone asks: "What moves it?" A peasant says +the devil moves it. Another man says the locomotive moves because its +wheels go round. A third asserts that the cause of its movement lies in +the smoke which the wind carries away. + +The peasant is irrefutable. He has devised a complete explanation. To +refute him someone would have to prove to him that there is no devil, or +another peasant would have to explain to him that it is not the devil +but a German, who moves the locomotive. Only then, as a result of the +contradiction, will they see that they are both wrong. But the man who +says that the movement of the wheels is the cause refutes himself, for +having once begun to analyze he ought to go on and explain further why +the wheels go round; and till he has reached the ultimate cause of the +movement of the locomotive in the pressure of steam in the boiler, he +has no right to stop in his search for the cause. The man who explains +the movement of the locomotive by the smoke that is carried back has +noticed that the wheels do not supply an explanation and has taken the +first sign that occurs to him and in his turn has offered that as an +explanation. + +The only conception that can explain the movement of the locomotive is +that of a force commensurate with the movement observed. + +The only conception that can explain the movement of the peoples is that +of some force commensurate with the whole movement of the peoples. + +Yet to supply this conception various historians take forces of +different kinds, all of which are incommensurate with the movement +observed. Some see it as a force directly inherent in heroes, as the +peasant sees the devil in the locomotive; others as a force resulting +from several other forces, like the movement of the wheels; others again +as an intellectual influence, like the smoke that is blown away. + +So long as histories are written of separate individuals, whether +Caesars, Alexanders, Luthers, or Voltaires, and not the histories of +all, absolutely all those who take part in an event, it is quite +impossible to describe the movement of humanity without the conception +of a force compelling men to direct their activity toward a certain end. +And the only such conception known to historians is that of power. + +This conception is the one handle by means of which the material of +history, as at present expounded, can be dealt with, and anyone who +breaks that handle off, as Buckle did, without finding some other method +of treating historical material, merely deprives himself of the one +possible way of dealing with it. The necessity of the conception of +power as an explanation of historical events is best demonstrated by the +universal historians and historians of culture themselves, for they +professedly reject that conception but inevitably have recourse to it at +every step. + +In dealing with humanity's inquiry, the science of history up to now is +like money in circulation--paper money and coin. The biographies and +special national histories are like paper money. They can be used and +can circulate and fulfill their purpose without harm to anyone and even +advantageously, as long as no one asks what is the security behind them. +You need only forget to ask how the will of heroes produces events, and +such histories as Thiers' will be interesting and instructive and may +perhaps even possess a tinge of poetry. But just as doubts of the real +value of paper money arise either because, being easy to make, too much +of it gets made or because people try to exchange it for gold, so also +doubts concerning the real value of such histories arise either because +too many of them are written or because in his simplicity of heart +someone inquires: by what force did Napoleon do this?--that is, wants to +exchange the current paper money for the real gold of actual +comprehension. + +The writers of universal histories and of the history of culture are +like people who, recognizing the defects of paper money, decide to +substitute for it money made of metal that has not the specific gravity +of gold. It may indeed make jingling coin, but will do no more than +that. Paper money may deceive the ignorant, but nobody is deceived by +tokens of base metal that have no value but merely jingle. As gold is +gold only if it is serviceable not merely for exchange but also for use, +so universal historians will be valuable only when they can reply to +history's essential question: what is power? The universal historians +give contradictory replies to that question, while the historians of +culture evade it and answer something quite different. And as counters +of imitation gold can be used only among a group of people who agree to +accept them as gold, or among those who do not know the nature of gold, +so universal historians and historians of culture, not answering +humanity's essential question, serve as currency for some purposes of +their own, only in universities and among the mass of readers who have a +taste for what they call "serious reading." + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +Having abandoned the conception of the ancients as to the divine +subjection of the will of a nation to some chosen man and the subjection +of that man's will to the Deity, history cannot without contradictions +take a single step till it has chosen one of two things: either a return +to the former belief in the direct intervention of the Deity in human +affairs or a definite explanation of the meaning of the force producing +historical events and termed "power." + +A return to the first is impossible, the belief has been destroyed; and +so it is essential to explain what is meant by power. + +Napoleon ordered an army to be raised and go to war. We are so +accustomed to that idea and have become so used to it that the question: +why did six hundred thousand men go to fight when Napoleon uttered +certain words, seems to us senseless. He had the power and so what he +ordered was done. + +This reply is quite satisfactory if we believe that the power was given +him by God. But as soon as we do not admit that, it becomes essential to +determine what is this power of one man over others. + +It cannot be the direct physical power of a strong man over a weak one-- +a domination based on the application or threat of physical force, like +the power of Hercules; nor can it be based on the effect of moral force, +as in their simplicity some historians think who say that the leading +figures in history are heroes, that is, men gifted with a special +strength of soul and mind called genius. This power cannot be based on +the predominance of moral strength, for, not to mention heroes such as +Napoleon about whose moral qualities opinions differ widely, history +shows us that neither a Louis XI nor a Metternich, who ruled over +millions of people, had any particular moral qualities, but on the +contrary were generally morally weaker than any of the millions they +ruled over. + +If the source of power lies neither in the physical nor in the moral +qualities of him who possesses it, it must evidently be looked for +elsewhere--in the relation to the people of the man who wields the +power. + +And that is how power is understood by the science of jurisprudence, +that exchange bank of history which offers to exchange history's +understanding of power for true gold. + +Power is the collective will of the people transferred, by expressed or +tacit consent, to their chosen rulers. + +In the domain of jurisprudence, which consists of discussions of how a +state and power might be arranged were it possible for all that to be +arranged, it is all very clear; but when applied to history that +definition of power needs explanation. + +The science of jurisprudence regards the state and power as the ancients +regarded fire--namely, as something existing absolutely. But for +history, the state and power are merely phenomena, just as for modern +physics fire is not an element but a phenomenon. + +From this fundamental difference between the view held by history and +that held by jurisprudence, it follows that jurisprudence can tell +minutely how in its opinion power should be constituted and what power-- +existing immutably outside time--is, but to history's questions about +the meaning of the mutations of power in time it can answer nothing. + +If power be the collective will of the people transferred to their +ruler, was Pugachev a representative of the will of the people? If not, +then why was Napoleon I? Why was Napoleon III a criminal when he was +taken prisoner at Boulogne, and why, later on, were those criminals whom +he arrested? + +Do palace revolutions--in which sometimes only two or three people take +part--transfer the will of the people to a new ruler? In international +relations, is the will of the people also transferred to their +conqueror? Was the will of the Confederation of the Rhine transferred to +Napoleon in 1806? Was the will of the Russian people transferred to +Napoleon in 1809, when our army in alliance with the French went to +fight the Austrians? + +To these questions three answers are possible: + +Either to assume (1) that the will of the people is always +unconditionally transferred to the ruler or rulers they have chosen, and +that therefore every emergence of a new power, every struggle against +the power once appointed, should be absolutely regarded as an +infringement of the real power; or (2) that the will of the people is +transferred to the rulers conditionally, under definite and known +conditions, and to show that all limitations, conflicts, and even +destructions of power result from a nonobservance by the rulers of the +conditions under which their power was entrusted to them; or (3) that +the will of the people is delegated to the rulers conditionally, but +that the conditions are unknown and indefinite, and that the appearance +of several authorities, their struggles and their falls, result solely +from the greater or lesser fulfillment by the rulers of these unknown +conditions on which the will of the people is transferred from some +people to others. + +And these are the three ways in which the historians do explain the +relation of the people to their rulers. + +Some historians--those biographical and specialist historians already +referred to--in their simplicity failing to understand the question of +the meaning of power, seem to consider that the collective will of the +people is unconditionally transferred to historical persons, and +therefore when describing some single state they assume that particular +power to be the one absolute and real power, and that any other force +opposing this is not a power but a violation of power--mere violence. + +Their theory, suitable for primitive and peaceful periods of history, +has the inconvenience--in application to complex and stormy periods in +the life of nations during which various powers arise simultaneously and +struggle with one another--that a Legitimist historian will prove that +the National Convention, the Directory, and Bonaparte were mere +infringers of the true power, while a Republican and a Bonapartist will +prove: the one that the Convention and the other that the Empire was the +real power, and that all the others were violations of power. Evidently +the explanations furnished by these historians being mutually +contradictory can only satisfy young children. + +Recognizing the falsity of this view of history, another set of +historians say that power rests on a conditional delegation of the will +of the people to their rulers, and that historical leaders have power +only conditionally on carrying out the program that the will of the +people has by tacit agreement prescribed to them. But what this program +consists in these historians do not say, or if they do they continually +contradict one another. + +Each historian, according to his view of what constitutes a nation's +progress, looks for these conditions in the greatness, wealth, freedom, +or enlightenment of citizens of France or some other country. But not to +mention the historians' contradictions as to the nature of this program- +-or even admitting that some one general program of these conditions +exists--the facts of history almost always contradict that theory. If +the conditions under which power is entrusted consist in the wealth, +freedom, and enlightenment of the people, how is it that Louis XIV and +Ivan the Terrible end their reigns tranquilly, while Louis XVI and +Charles I are executed by their people? To this question historians +reply that Louis XIV's activity, contrary to the program, reacted on +Louis XVI. But why did it not react on Louis XIV or on Louis XV--why +should it react just on Louis XVI? And what is the time limit for such +reactions? To these questions there are and can be no answers. Equally +little does this view explain why for several centuries the collective +will is not withdrawn from certain rulers and their heirs, and then +suddenly during a period of fifty years is transferred to the +Convention, to the Directory, to Napoleon, to Alexander, to Louis XVIII, +to Napoleon again, to Charles X, to Louis Philippe, to a Republican +government, and to Napoleon III. When explaining these rapid transfers +of the people's will from one individual to another, especially in view +of international relations, conquests, and alliances, the historians are +obliged to admit that some of these transfers are not normal delegations +of the people's will but are accidents dependent on cunning, on +mistakes, on craft, or on the weakness of a diplomatist, a ruler, or a +party leader. So that the greater part of the events of history--civil +wars, revolutions, and conquests--are presented by these historians not +as the results of free transferences of the people's will, but as +results of the ill-directed will of one or more individuals, that is, +once again, as usurpations of power. And so these historians also see +and admit historical events which are exceptions to the theory. + +These historians resemble a botanist who, having noticed that some +plants grow from seeds producing two cotyledons, should insist that all +that grows does so by sprouting into two leaves, and that the palm, the +mushroom, and even the oak, which blossom into full growth and no longer +resemble two leaves, are deviations from the theory. + +Historians of the third class assume that the will of the people is +transferred to historic personages conditionally, but that the +conditions are unknown to us. They say that historical personages have +power only because they fulfill the will of the people which has been +delegated to them. + +But in that case, if the force that moves nations lies not in the +historic leaders but in the nations themselves, what significance have +those leaders? + +The leaders, these historians tell us, express the will of the people: +the activity of the leaders represents the activity of the people. + +But in that case the question arises whether all the activity of the +leaders serves as an expression of the people's will or only some part +of it. If the whole activity of the leaders serves as the expression of +the people's will, as some historians suppose, then all the details of +the court scandals contained in the biographies of a Napoleon or a +Catherine serve to express the life of the nation, which is evident +nonsense; but if it is only some particular side of the activity of an +historical leader which serves to express the people's life, as other +so-called "philosophical" historians believe, then to determine which +side of the activity of a leader expresses the nation's life, we have +first of all to know in what the nation's life consists. + +Met by this difficulty historians of that class devise some most +obscure, impalpable, and general abstraction which can cover all +conceivable occurrences, and declare this abstraction to be the aim of +humanity's movement. The most usual generalizations adopted by almost +all the historians are: freedom, equality, enlightenment, progress, +civilization, and culture. Postulating some generalization as the goal +of the movement of humanity, the historians study the men of whom the +greatest number of monuments have remained: kings, ministers, generals, +authors, reformers, popes, and journalists, to the extent to which in +their opinion these persons have promoted or hindered that abstraction. +But as it is in no way proved that the aim of humanity does consist in +freedom, equality, enlightenment, or civilization, and as the connection +of the people with the rulers and enlighteners of humanity is only based +on the arbitrary assumption that the collective will of the people is +always transferred to the men whom we have noticed, it happens that the +activity of the millions who migrate, burn houses, abandon agriculture, +and destroy one another never is expressed in the account of the +activity of some dozen people who did not burn houses, practice +agriculture, or slay their fellow creatures. + +History proves this at every turn. Is the ferment of the peoples of the +west at the end of the eighteenth century and their drive eastward +explained by the activity of Louis XIV, XV, and XVI, their mistresses +and ministers, and by the lives of Napoleon, Rousseau, Diderot, +Beaumarchais, and others? + +Is the movement of the Russian people eastward to Kazan and Siberia +expressed by details of the morbid character of Ivan the Terrible and by +his correspondence with Kurbski? + +Is the movement of the peoples at the time of the Crusades explained by +the life and activity of the Godfreys and the Louis-es and their ladies? +For us that movement of the peoples from west to east, without leaders, +with a crowd of vagrants, and with Peter the Hermit, remains +incomprehensible. And yet more incomprehensible is the cessation of that +movement when a rational and sacred aim for the Crusade--the deliverance +of Jerusalem--had been clearly defined by historic leaders. Popes, +kings, and knights incited the peoples to free the Holy Land; but the +people did not go, for the unknown cause which had previously impelled +them to go no longer existed. The history of the Godfreys and the +Minnesingers can evidently not cover the life of the peoples. And the +history of the Godfreys and the Minnesingers has remained the history of +Godfreys and Minnesingers, but the history of the life of the peoples +and their impulses has remained unknown. + +Still less does the history of authors and reformers explain to us the +life of the peoples. + +The history of culture explains to us the impulses and conditions of +life and thought of a writer or a reformer. We learn that Luther had a +hot temper and said such and such things; we learn that Rousseau was +suspicious and wrote such and such books; but we do not learn why after +the Reformation the peoples massacred one another, nor why during the +French Revolution they guillotined one another. + +If we unite both these kinds of history, as is done by the newest +historians, we shall have the history of monarchs and writers, but not +the history of the life of the peoples. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +The life of the nations is not contained in the lives of a few men, for +the connection between those men and the nations has not been found. The +theory that this connection is based on the transference of the +collective will of a people to certain historical personages is an +hypothesis unconfirmed by the experience of history. + +The theory of the transference of the collective will of the people to +historic persons may perhaps explain much in the domain of jurisprudence +and be essential for its purposes, but in its application to history, as +soon as revolutions, conquests, or civil wars occur--that is, as soon as +history begins--that theory explains nothing. + +The theory seems irrefutable just because the act of transference of the +people's will cannot be verified, for it never occurred. + +Whatever happens and whoever may stand at the head of affairs, the +theory can always say that such and such a person took the lead because +the collective will was transferred to him. + +The replies this theory gives to historical questions are like the +replies of a man who, watching the movements of a herd of cattle and +paying no attention to the varying quality of the pasturage in different +parts of the field, or to the driving of the herdsman, should attribute +the direction the herd takes to what animal happens to be at its head. + +"The herd goes in that direction because the animal in front leads it +and the collective will of all the other animals is vested in that +leader." This is what historians of the first class say--those who +assume the unconditional transference of the people's will. + +"If the animals leading the herd change, this happens because the +collective will of all the animals is transferred from one leader to +another, according to whether the animal is or is not leading them in +the direction selected by the whole herd." Such is the reply historians +who assume that the collective will of the people is delegated to rulers +under conditions which they regard as known. (With this method of +observation it often happens that the observer, influenced by the +direction he himself prefers, regards those as leaders who, owing to the +people's change of direction, are no longer in front, but on one side, +or even in the rear.) + +"If the animals in front are continually changing and the direction of +the whole herd is constantly altered, this is because in order to follow +a given direction the animals transfer their will to the animals that +have attracted our attention, and to study the movements of the herd we +must watch the movements of all the prominent animals moving on all +sides of the herd." So say the third class of historians who regard all +historical persons, from monarchs to journalists, as the expression of +their age. + +The theory of the transference of the will of the people to historic +persons is merely a paraphrase--a restatement of the question in other +words. + +What causes historical events? Power. What is power? Power is the +collective will of the people transferred to one person. Under what +condition is the will of the people delegated to one person? On +condition that that person expresses the will of the whole people. That +is, power is power: in other words, power is a word the meaning of which +we do not understand. + +If the realm of human knowledge were confined to abstract reasoning, +then having subjected to criticism the explanation of "power" that +juridical science gives us, humanity would conclude that power is merely +a word and has no real existence. But to understand phenomena man has, +besides abstract reasoning, experience by which he verifies his +reflections. And experience tells us that power is not merely a word but +an actually existing phenomenon. + +Not to speak of the fact that no description of the collective activity +of men can do without the conception of power, the existence of power is +proved both by history and by observing contemporary events. + +Whenever an event occurs a man appears or men appear, by whose will the +event seems to have taken place. Napoleon III issues a decree and the +French go to Mexico. The King of Prussia and Bismarck issue decrees and +an army enters Bohemia. Napoleon I issues a decree and an army enters +Russia. Alexander I gives a command and the French submit to the +Bourbons. Experience shows us that whatever event occurs it is always +related to the will of one or of several men who have decreed it. + +The historians, in accord with the old habit of acknowledging divine +intervention in human affairs, want to see the cause of events in the +expression of the will of someone endowed with power, but that +supposition is not confirmed either by reason or by experience. + +On the one side reflection shows that the expression of a man's will-- +his words--are only part of the general activity expressed in an event, +as for instance in a war or a revolution, and so without assuming an +incomprehensible, supernatural force--a miracle--one cannot admit that +words can be the immediate cause of the movements of millions of men. On +the other hand, even if we admitted that words could be the cause of +events, history shows that the expression of the will of historical +personages does not in most cases produce any effect, that is to say, +their commands are often not executed, and sometimes the very opposite +of what they order occurs. + +Without admitting divine intervention in the affairs of humanity we +cannot regard "power" as the cause of events. + +Power, from the standpoint of experience, is merely the relation that +exists between the expression of someone's will and the execution of +that will by others. + +To explain the conditions of that relationship we must first establish a +conception of the expression of will, referring it to man and not to the +Deity. + +If the Deity issues a command, expresses His will, as ancient history +tells us, the expression of that will is independent of time and is not +caused by anything, for the Divinity is not controlled by an event. But +speaking of commands that are the expression of the will of men acting +in time and in relation to one another, to explain the connection of +commands with events we must restore: (1) the condition of all that +takes place: the continuity of movement in time both of the events and +of the person who commands, and (2) the inevitability of the connection +between the person commanding and those who execute his command. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Only the expression of the will of the Deity, not dependent on time, can +relate to a whole series of events occurring over a period of years or +centuries, and only the Deity, independent of everything, can by His +sole will determine the direction of humanity's movement; but man acts +in time and himself takes part in what occurs. + +Reinstating the first condition omitted, that of time, we see that no +command can be executed without some preceding order having been given +rendering the execution of the last command possible. + +No command ever appears spontaneously, or itself covers a whole series +of occurrences; but each command follows from another, and never refers +to a whole series of events but always to one moment only of an event. + +When, for instance, we say that Napoleon ordered armies to go to war, we +combine in one simultaneous expression a whole series of consecutive +commands dependent one on another. Napoleon could not have commanded an +invasion of Russia and never did so. Today he ordered such and such +papers to be written to Vienna, to Berlin, and to Petersburg; tomorrow +such and such decrees and orders to the army, the fleet, the +commissariat, and so on and so on--millions of commands, which formed a +whole series corresponding to a series of events which brought the +French armies into Russia. + +If throughout his reign Napoleon gave commands concerning an invasion of +England and expended on no other undertaking so much time and effort, +and yet during his whole reign never once attempted to execute that +design but undertook an expedition into Russia, with which country he +considered it desirable to be in alliance (a conviction he repeatedly +expressed)--this came about because his commands did not correspond to +the course of events in the first case, but did so correspond in the +latter. + +For an order to be certainly executed, it is necessary that a man should +order what can be executed. But to know what can and what cannot be +executed is impossible, not only in the case of Napoleon's invasion of +Russia in which millions participated, but even in the simplest event, +for in either case millions of obstacles may arise to prevent its +execution. Every order executed is always one of an immense number +unexecuted. All the impossible orders inconsistent with the course of +events remain unexecuted. Only the possible ones get linked up with a +consecutive series of commands corresponding to a series of events, and +are executed. + +Our false conception that an event is caused by a command which precedes +it is due to the fact that when the event has taken place and out of +thousands of others those few commands which were consistent with that +event have been executed, we forget about the others that were not +executed because they could not be. Apart from that, the chief source of +our error in this matter is due to the fact that in the historical +accounts a whole series of innumerable, diverse, and petty events, such +for instance as all those which led the French armies to Russia, is +generalized into one event in accord with the result produced by that +series of events, and corresponding with this generalization the whole +series of commands is also generalized into a single expression of will. + +We say that Napoleon wished to invade Russia and invaded it. In reality +in all Napoleon's activity we never find anything resembling an +expression of that wish, but find a series of orders, or expressions of +his will, very variously and indefinitely directed. Amid a long series +of unexecuted orders of Napoleon's one series, for the campaign of 1812, +was carried out--not because those orders differed in any way from the +other, unexecuted orders but because they coincided with the course of +events that led the French army into Russia; just as in stencil work +this or that figure comes out not because the color was laid on from +this side or in that way, but because it was laid on from all sides over +the figure cut in the stencil. + +So that examining the relation in time of the commands to the events, we +find that a command can never be the cause of the event, but that a +certain definite dependence exists between the two. + +To understand in what this dependence consists it is necessary to +reinstate another omitted condition of every command proceeding not from +the Deity but from a man, which is, that the man who gives the command +himself takes part in the event. + +This relation of the commander to those he commands is just what is +called power. This relation consists in the following: + +For common action people always unite in certain combinations, in which +regardless of the difference of the aims set for the common action, the +relation between those taking part in it is always the same. + +Men uniting in these combinations always assume such relations toward +one another that the larger number take a more direct share, and the +smaller number a less direct share, in the collective action for which +they have combined. + +Of all the combinations in which men unite for collective action one of +the most striking and definite examples is an army. + +Every army is composed of lower grades of the service--the rank and +file--of whom there are always the greatest number; of the next higher +military rank--corporals and noncommissioned officers of whom there are +fewer, and of still-higher officers of whom there are still fewer, and +so on to the highest military command which is concentrated in one +person. + +A military organization may be quite correctly compared to a cone, of +which the base with the largest diameter consists of the rank and file; +the next higher and smaller section of the cone consists of the next +higher grades of the army, and so on to the apex, the point of which +will represent the commander-in-chief. + +The soldiers, of whom there are the most, form the lower section of the +cone and its base. The soldier himself does the stabbing, hacking, +burning, and pillaging, and always receives orders for these actions +from men above him; he himself never gives an order. The noncommissioned +officers (of whom there are fewer) perform the action itself less +frequently than the soldiers, but they already give commands. An officer +still less often acts directly himself, but commands still more +frequently. A general does nothing but command the troops, indicates the +objective, and hardly ever uses a weapon himself. The commander-in-chief +never takes direct part in the action itself, but only gives general +orders concerning the movement of the mass of the troops. A similar +relation of people to one another is seen in every combination of men +for common activity--in agriculture, trade, and every administration. + +And so without particularly analyzing all the contiguous sections of a +cone and of the ranks of an army, or the ranks and positions in any +administrative or public business whatever from the lowest to the +highest, we see a law by which men, to take associated action, combine +in such relations that the more directly they participate in performing +the action the less they can command and the more numerous they are, +while the less their direct participation in the action itself, the more +they command and the fewer of them there are; rising in this way from +the lowest ranks to the man at the top, who takes the least direct share +in the action and directs his activity chiefly to commanding. + +This relation of the men who command to those they command is what +constitutes the essence of the conception called power. + +Having restored the condition of time under which all events occur, we +find that a command is executed only when it is related to a +corresponding series of events. Restoring the essential condition of +relation between those who command and those who execute, we find that +by the very nature of the case those who command take the smallest part +in the action itself and that their activity is exclusively directed to +commanding. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +When an event is taking place people express their opinions and wishes +about it, and as the event results from the collective activity of many +people, some one of the opinions or wishes expressed is sure to be +fulfilled if but approximately. When one of the opinions expressed is +fulfilled, that opinion gets connected with the event as a command +preceding it. + +Men are hauling a log. Each of them expresses his opinion as to how and +where to haul it. They haul the log away, and it happens that this is +done as one of them said. He ordered it. There we have command and power +in their primary form. The man who worked most with his hands could not +think so much about what he was doing, or reflect on or command what +would result from the common activity; while the man who commanded more +would evidently work less with his hands on account of his greater +verbal activity. + +When some larger concourse of men direct their activity to a common aim +there is a yet sharper division of those who, because their activity is +given to directing and commanding, take less part in the direct work. + +When a man works alone he always has a certain set of reflections which +as it seems to him directed his past activity, justify his present +activity, and guide him in planning his future actions. Just the same is +done by a concourse of people, allowing those who do not take a direct +part in the activity to devise considerations, justifications, and +surmises concerning their collective activity. + +For reasons known or unknown to us the French began to drown and kill +one another. And corresponding to the event its justification appears in +people's belief that this was necessary for the welfare of France, for +liberty, and for equality. People ceased to kill one another, and this +event was accompanied by its justification in the necessity for a +centralization of power, resistance to Europe, and so on. Men went from +the west to the east killing their fellow men, and the event was +accompanied by phrases about the glory of France, the baseness of +England, and so on. History shows us that these justifications of the +events have no common sense and are all contradictory, as in the case of +killing a man as the result of recognizing his rights, and the killing +of millions in Russia for the humiliation of England. But these +justifications have a very necessary significance in their own day. + +These justifications release those who produce the events from moral +responsibility. These temporary aims are like the broom fixed in front +of a locomotive to clear the snow from the rails in front: they clear +men's moral responsibilities from their path. + +Without such justification there would be no reply to the simplest +question that presents itself when examining each historical event. How +is it that millions of men commit collective crimes--make war, commit +murder, and so on? + +With the present complex forms of political and social life in Europe +can any event that is not prescribed, decreed, or ordered by monarchs, +ministers, parliaments, or newspapers be imagined? Is there any +collective action which cannot find its justification in political +unity, in patriotism, in the balance of power, or in civilization? So +that every event that occurs inevitably coincides with some expressed +wish and, receiving a justification, presents itself as the result of +the will of one man or of several men. + +In whatever direction a ship moves, the flow of the waves it cuts will +always be noticeable ahead of it. To those on board the ship the +movement of those waves will be the only perceptible motion. + +Only by watching closely moment by moment the movement of that flow and +comparing it with the movement of the ship do we convince ourselves that +every bit of it is occasioned by the forward movement of the ship, and +that we were led into error by the fact that we ourselves were +imperceptibly moving. + +We see the same if we watch moment by moment the movement of historical +characters (that is, re-establish the inevitable condition of all that +occurs--the continuity of movement in time) and do not lose sight of the +essential connection of historical persons with the masses. + +When the ship moves in one direction there is one and the same wave +ahead of it, when it turns frequently the wave ahead of it also turns +frequently. But wherever it may turn there always will be the wave +anticipating its movement. + +Whatever happens it always appears that just that event was foreseen and +decreed. Wherever the ship may go, the rush of water which neither +directs nor increases its movement foams ahead of it, and at a distance +seems to us not merely to move of itself but to govern the ship's +movement also. + +Examining only those expressions of the will of historical persons +which, as commands, were related to events, historians have assumed that +the events depended on those commands. But examining the events +themselves and the connection in which the historical persons stood to +the people, we have found that they and their orders were dependent on +events. The incontestable proof of this deduction is that, however many +commands were issued, the event does not take place unless there are +other causes for it, but as soon as an event occurs--be it what it may-- +then out of all the continually expressed wishes of different people +some will always be found which by their meaning and their time of +utterance are related as commands to the events. + +Arriving at this conclusion we can reply directly and positively to +these two essential questions of history: + +(1) What is power? + +(2) What force produces the movement of the nations? + +(1) Power is the relation of a given person to other individuals, in +which the more this person expresses opinions, predictions, and +justifications of the collective action that is performed, the less is +his participation in that action. + +(2) The movement of nations is caused not by power, nor by intellectual +activity, nor even by a combination of the two as historians have +supposed, but by the activity of all the people who participate in the +events, and who always combine in such a way that those taking the +largest direct share in the event take on themselves the least +responsibility and vice versa. + +Morally the wielder of power appears to cause the event; physically it +is those who submit to the power. But as the moral activity is +inconceivable without the physical, the cause of the event is neither in +the one nor in the other but in the union of the two. + +Or in other words, the conception of a cause is inapplicable to the +phenomena we are examining. + +In the last analysis we reach the circle of infinity--that final limit +to which in every domain of thought man's reason arrives if it is not +playing with the subject. Electricity produces heat, heat produces +electricity. Atoms attract each other and atoms repel one another. + +Speaking of the interaction of heat and electricity and of atoms, we +cannot say why this occurs, and we say that it is so because it is +inconceivable otherwise, because it must be so and that it is a law. The +same applies to historical events. Why war and revolution occur we do +not know. We only know that to produce the one or the other action, +people combine in a certain formation in which they all take part, and +we say that this is so because it is unthinkable otherwise, or in other +words that it is a law. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +If history dealt only with external phenomena, the establishment of this +simple and obvious law would suffice and we should have finished our +argument. But the law of history relates to man. A particle of matter +cannot tell us that it does not feel the law of attraction or repulsion +and that that law is untrue, but man, who is the subject of history, +says plainly: I am free and am therefore not subject to the law. + +The presence of the problem of man's free will, though unexpressed, is +felt at every step of history. + +All seriously thinking historians have involuntarily encountered this +question. All the contradictions and obscurities of history and the +false path historical science has followed are due solely to the lack of +a solution of that question. + +If the will of every man were free, that is, if each man could act as he +pleased, all history would be a series of disconnected incidents. + +If in a thousand years even one man in a million could act freely, that +is, as he chose, it is evident that one single free act of that man's in +violation of the laws governing human action would destroy the +possibility of the existence of any laws for the whole of humanity. + +If there be a single law governing the actions of men, free will cannot +exist, for then man's will is subject to that law. + +In this contradiction lies the problem of free will, which from most +ancient times has occupied the best human minds and from most ancient +times has been presented in its whole tremendous significance. + +The problem is that regarding man as a subject of observation from +whatever point of view--theological, historical, ethical, or +philosophic--we find a general law of necessity to which he (like all +that exists) is subject. But regarding him from within ourselves as what +we are conscious of, we feel ourselves to be free. + +This consciousness is a source of self-cognition quite apart from and +independent of reason. Through his reason man observes himself, but only +through consciousness does he know himself. + +Apart from consciousness of self no observation or application of reason +is conceivable. + +To understand, observe, and draw conclusions, man must first of all be +conscious of himself as living. A man is only conscious of himself as a +living being by the fact that he wills, that is, is conscious of his +volition. But his will--which forms the essence of his life--man +recognizes (and can but recognize) as free. + +If, observing himself, man sees that his will is always directed by one +and the same law (whether he observes the necessity of taking food, +using his brain, or anything else) he cannot recognize this never- +varying direction of his will otherwise than as a limitation of it. Were +it not free it could not be limited. A man's will seems to him to be +limited just because he is not conscious of it except as free. + +You say: I am not free. But I have lifted my hand and let it fall. +Everyone understands that this illogical reply is an irrefutable +demonstration of freedom. + +That reply is the expression of a consciousness that is not subject to +reason. + +If the consciousness of freedom were not a separate and independent +source of self-consciousness it would be subject to reasoning and to +experience, but in fact such subjection does not exist and is +inconceivable. + +A series of experiments and arguments proves to every man that he, as an +object of observation, is subject to certain laws, and man submits to +them and never resists the laws of gravity or impermeability once he has +become acquainted with them. But the same series of experiments and +arguments proves to him that the complete freedom of which he is +conscious in himself is impossible, and that his every action depends on +his organization, his character, and the motives acting upon him; yet +man never submits to the deductions of these experiments and arguments. +Having learned from experiment and argument that a stone falls +downwards, a man indubitably believes this and always expects the law +that he has learned to be fulfilled. + +But learning just as certainly that his will is subject to laws, he does +not and cannot believe this. + +However often experiment and reasoning may show a man that under the +same conditions and with the same character he will do the same thing as +before, yet when under the same conditions and with the same character +he approaches for the thousandth time the action that always ends in the +same way, he feels as certainly convinced as before the experiment that +he can act as he pleases. Every man, savage or sage, however +incontestably reason and experiment may prove to him that it is +impossible to imagine two different courses of action in precisely the +same conditions, feels that without this irrational conception (which +constitutes the essence of freedom) he cannot imagine life. He feels +that however impossible it may be, it is so, for without this conception +of freedom not only would he be unable to understand life, but he would +be unable to live for a single moment. + +He could not live, because all man's efforts, all his impulses to life, +are only efforts to increase freedom. Wealth and poverty, fame and +obscurity, power and subordination, strength and weakness, health and +disease, culture and ignorance, work and leisure, repletion and hunger, +virtue and vice, are only greater or lesser degrees of freedom. + +A man having no freedom cannot be conceived of except as deprived of +life. + +If the conception of freedom appears to reason to be a senseless +contradiction like the possibility of performing two actions at one and +the same instant of time, or of an effect without a cause, that only +proves that consciousness is not subject to reason. + +This unshakable, irrefutable consciousness of freedom, uncontrolled by +experiment or argument, recognized by all thinkers and felt by everyone +without exception, this consciousness without which no conception of man +is possible constitutes the other side of the question. + +Man is the creation of an all-powerful, all-good, and all-seeing God. +What is sin, the conception of which arises from the consciousness of +man's freedom? That is a question for theology. + +The actions of men are subject to general immutable laws expressed in +statistics. What is man's responsibility to society, the conception of +which results from the conception of freedom? That is a question for +jurisprudence. + +Man's actions proceed from his innate character and the motives acting +upon him. What is conscience and the perception of right and wrong in +actions that follows from the consciousness of freedom? That is a +question for ethics. + +Man in connection with the general life of humanity appears subject to +laws which determine that life. But the same man apart from that +connection appears to be free. How should the past life of nations and +of humanity be regarded--as the result of the free, or as the result of +the constrained, activity of man? That is a question for history. + +Only in our self-confident day of the popularization of knowledge-- +thanks to that most powerful engine of ignorance, the diffusion of +printed matter--has the question of the freedom of will been put on a +level on which the question itself cannot exist. In our time the +majority of so-called advanced people--that is, the crowd of +ignoramuses--have taken the work of the naturalists who deal with one +side of the question for a solution of the whole problem. + +They say and write and print that the soul and freedom do not exist, for +the life of man is expressed by muscular movements and muscular +movements are conditioned by the activity of the nerves; the soul and +free will do not exist because at an unknown period of time we sprang +from the apes. They say this, not at all suspecting that thousands of +years ago that same law of necessity which with such ardor they are now +trying to prove by physiology and comparative zoology was not merely +acknowledged by all the religions and all the thinkers, but has never +been denied. They do not see that the role of the natural sciences in +this matter is merely to serve as an instrument for the illumination of +one side of it. For the fact that, from the point of view of +observation, reason and the will are merely secretions of the brain, and +that man following the general law may have developed from lower animals +at some unknown period of time, only explains from a fresh side the +truth admitted thousands of years ago by all the religious and +philosophic theories--that from the point of view of reason man is +subject to the law of necessity; but it does not advance by a hair's +breadth the solution of the question, which has another, opposite, side, +based on the consciousness of freedom. + +If men descended from the apes at an unknown period of time, that is as +comprehensible as that they were made from a handful of earth at a +certain period of time (in the first case the unknown quantity is the +time, in the second case it is the origin); and the question of how +man's consciousness of freedom is to be reconciled with the law of +necessity to which he is subject cannot be solved by comparative +physiology and zoology, for in a frog, a rabbit, or an ape, we can +observe only the muscular nervous activity, but in man we observe +consciousness as well as the muscular and nervous activity. + +The naturalists and their followers, thinking they can solve this +question, are like plasterers set to plaster one side of the walls of a +church who, availing themselves of the absence of the chief +superintendent of the work, should in an access of zeal plaster over the +windows, icons, woodwork, and still unbuttressed walls, and should be +delighted that from their point of view as plasterers, everything is now +so smooth and regular. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +For the solution of the question of free will or inevitability, history +has this advantage over other branches of knowledge in which the +question is dealt with, that for history this question does not refer to +the essence of man's free will but its manifestation in the past and +under certain conditions. + +In regard to this question, history stands to the other sciences as +experimental science stands to abstract science. + +The subject for history is not man's will itself but our presentation of +it. + +And so for history, the insoluble mystery presented by the +incompatibility of free will and inevitability does not exist as it does +for theology, ethics, and philosophy. History surveys a presentation of +man's life in which the union of these two contradictions has already +taken place. + +In actual life each historic event, each human action, is very clearly +and definitely understood without any sense of contradiction, although +each event presents itself as partly free and partly compulsory. + +To solve the question of how freedom and necessity are combined and what +constitutes the essence of these two conceptions, the philosophy of +history can and should follow a path contrary to that taken by other +sciences. Instead of first defining the conceptions of freedom and +inevitability in themselves, and then ranging the phenomena of life +under those definitions, history should deduce a definition of the +conception of freedom and inevitability themselves from the immense +quantity of phenomena of which it is cognizant and that always appear +dependent on these two elements. + +Whatever presentation of the activity of many men or of an individual we +may consider, we always regard it as the result partly of man's free +will and partly of the law of inevitability. + +Whether we speak of the migration of the peoples and the incursions of +the barbarians, or of the decrees of Napoleon III, or of someone's +action an hour ago in choosing one direction out of several for his +walk, we are unconscious of any contradiction. The degree of freedom and +inevitability governing the actions of these people is clearly defined +for us. + +Our conception of the degree of freedom often varies according to +differences in the point of view from which we regard the event, but +every human action appears to us as a certain combination of freedom and +inevitability. In every action we examine we see a certain measure of +freedom and a certain measure of inevitability. And always the more +freedom we see in any action the less inevitability do we perceive, and +the more inevitability the less freedom. + +The proportion of freedom to inevitability decreases and increases +according to the point of view from which the action is regarded, but +their relation is always one of inverse proportion. + +A sinking man who clutches at another and drowns him; or a hungry mother +exhausted by feeding her baby, who steals some food; or a man trained to +discipline who on duty at the word of command kills a defenseless man-- +seem less guilty, that is, less free and more subject to the law of +necessity, to one who knows the circumstances in which these people were +placed, and more free to one who does not know that the man was himself +drowning, that the mother was hungry, that the soldier was in the ranks, +and so on. Similarly a man who committed a murder twenty years ago and +has since lived peaceably and harmlessly in society seems less guilty +and his action more due to the law of inevitability, to someone who +considers his action after twenty years have elapsed than to one who +examined it the day after it was committed. And in the same way every +action of an insane, intoxicated, or highly excited man appears less +free and more inevitable to one who knows the mental condition of him +who committed the action, and seems more free and less inevitable to one +who does not know it. In all these cases the conception of freedom is +increased or diminished and the conception of compulsion is +correspondingly decreased or increased, according to the point of view +from which the action is regarded. So that the greater the conception of +necessity the smaller the conception of freedom and vice versa. + +Religion, the common sense of mankind, the science of jurisprudence, and +history itself understand alike this relation between necessity and +freedom. + +All cases without exception in which our conception of freedom and +necessity is increased and diminished depend on three considerations: + +(1) The relation to the external world of the man who commits the deeds. + +(2) His relation to time. + +(3) His relation to the causes leading to the action. + +The first consideration is the clearness of our perception of the man's +relation to the external world and the greater or lesser clearness of +our understanding of the definite position occupied by the man in +relation to everything coexisting with him. This is what makes it +evident that a drowning man is less free and more subject to necessity +than one standing on dry ground, and that makes the actions of a man +closely connected with others in a thickly populated district, or of one +bound by family, official, or business duties, seem certainly less free +and more subject to necessity than those of a man living in solitude and +seclusion. + +If we consider a man alone, apart from his relation to everything around +him, each action of his seems to us free. But if we see his relation to +anything around him, if we see his connection with anything whatever-- +with a man who speaks to him, a book he reads, the work on which he is +engaged, even with the air he breathes or the light that falls on the +things about him--we see that each of these circumstances has an +influence on him and controls at least some side of his activity. And +the more we perceive of these influences the more our conception of his +freedom diminishes and the more our conception of the necessity that +weighs on him increases. + +The second consideration is the more or less evident time relation of +the man to the world and the clearness of our perception of the place +the man's action occupies in time. That is the ground which makes the +fall of the first man, resulting in the production of the human race, +appear evidently less free than a man's entry into marriage today. It is +the reason why the life and activity of people who lived centuries ago +and are connected with me in time cannot seem to me as free as the life +of a contemporary, the consequences of which are still unknown to me. + +The degree of our conception of freedom or inevitability depends in this +respect on the greater or lesser lapse of time between the performance +of the action and our judgment of it. + +If I examine an act I performed a moment ago in approximately the same +circumstances as those I am in now, my action appears to me undoubtedly +free. But if I examine an act performed a month ago, then being in +different circumstances, I cannot help recognizing that if that act had +not been committed much that resulted from it--good, agreeable, and even +essential--would not have taken place. If I reflect on an action still +more remote, ten years ago or more, then the consequences of my action +are still plainer to me and I find it hard to imagine what would have +happened had that action not been performed. The farther I go back in +memory, or what is the same thing the farther I go forward in my +judgment, the more doubtful becomes my belief in the freedom of my +action. + +In history we find a very similar progress of conviction concerning the +part played by free will in the general affairs of humanity. A +contemporary event seems to us to be indubitably the doing of all the +known participants, but with a more remote event we already see its +inevitable results which prevent our considering anything else possible. +And the farther we go back in examining events the less arbitrary do +they appear. + +The Austro-Prussian war appears to us undoubtedly the result of the +crafty conduct of Bismarck, and so on. The Napoleonic wars still seem to +us, though already questionably, to be the outcome of their heroes' +will. But in the Crusades we already see an event occupying its definite +place in history and without which we cannot imagine the modern history +of Europe, though to the chroniclers of the Crusades that event appeared +as merely due to the will of certain people. In regard to the migration +of the peoples it does not enter anyone's head today to suppose that the +renovation of the European world depended on Attila's caprice. The +farther back in history the object of our observation lies, the more +doubtful does the free will of those concerned in the event become and +the more manifest the law of inevitability. + +The third consideration is the degree to which we apprehend that endless +chain of causation inevitably demanded by reason, in which each +phenomenon comprehended, and therefore man's every action, must have its +definite place as a result of what has gone before and as a cause of +what will follow. + +The better we are acquainted with the physiological, psychological, and +historical laws deduced by observation and by which man is controlled, +and the more correctly we perceive the physiological, psychological, and +historical causes of the action, and the simpler the action we are +observing and the less complex the character and mind of the man in +question, the more subject to inevitability and the less free do our +actions and those of others appear. + +When we do not at all understand the cause of an action, whether a +crime, a good action, or even one that is simply nonmoral, we ascribe a +greater amount of freedom to it. In the case of a crime we most urgently +demand the punishment for such an act; in the case of a virtuous act we +rate its merit most highly. In an indifferent case we recognize in it +more individuality, originality, and independence. But if even one of +the innumerable causes of the act is known to us we recognize a certain +element of necessity and are less insistent on punishment for the crime, +or the acknowledgment of the merit of the virtuous act, or the freedom +of the apparently original action. That a criminal was reared among male +factors mitigates his fault in our eyes. The self-sacrifice of a father +or mother, or self-sacrifice with the possibility of a reward, is more +comprehensible than gratuitous self-sacrifice, and therefore seems less +deserving of sympathy and less the result of free will. The founder of a +sect or party, or an inventor, impresses us less when we know how or by +what the way was prepared for his activity. If we have a large range of +examples, if our observation is constantly directed to seeking the +correlation of cause and effect in people's actions, their actions +appear to us more under compulsion and less free the more correctly we +connect the effects with the causes. If we examined simple actions and +had a vast number of such actions under observation, our conception of +their inevitability would be still greater. The dishonest conduct of the +son of a dishonest father, the misconduct of a woman who had fallen into +bad company, a drunkard's relapse into drunkenness, and so on are +actions that seem to us less free the better we understand their cause. +If the man whose actions we are considering is on a very low stage of +mental development, like a child, a madman, or a simpleton--then, +knowing the causes of the act and the simplicity of the character and +intelligence in question, we see so large an element of necessity and so +little free will that as soon as we know the cause prompting the action +we can foretell the result. + +On these three considerations alone is based the conception of +irresponsibility for crimes and the extenuating circumstances admitted +by all legislative codes. The responsibility appears greater or less +according to our greater or lesser knowledge of the circumstances in +which the man was placed whose action is being judged, and according to +the greater or lesser interval of time between the commission of the +action and its investigation, and according to the greater or lesser +understanding of the causes that led to the action. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Thus our conception of free will and inevitability gradually diminishes +or increases according to the greater or lesser connection with the +external world, the greater or lesser remoteness of time, and the +greater or lesser dependence on the causes in relation to which we +contemplate a man's life. + +So that if we examine the case of a man whose connection with the +external world is well known, where the time between the action and its +examination is great, and where the causes of the action are most +accessible, we get the conception of a maximum of inevitability and a +minimum of free will. If we examine a man little dependent on external +conditions, whose action was performed very recently, and the causes of +whose action are beyond our ken, we get the conception of a minimum of +inevitability and a maximum of freedom. + +In neither case--however we may change our point of view, however plain +we may make to ourselves the connection between the man and the external +world, however inaccessible it may be to us, however long or short the +period of time, however intelligible or incomprehensible the causes of +the action may be--can we ever conceive either complete freedom or +complete necessity. + +(1) To whatever degree we may imagine a man to be exempt from the +influence of the external world, we never get a conception of freedom in +space. Every human action is inevitably conditioned by what surrounds +him and by his own body. I lift my arm and let it fall. My action seems +to me free; but asking myself whether I could raise my arm in every +direction, I see that I raised it in the direction in which there was +least obstruction to that action either from things around me or from +the construction of my own body. I chose one out of all the possible +directions because in it there were fewest obstacles. For my action to +be free it was necessary that it should encounter no obstacles. To +conceive of a man being free we must imagine him outside space, which is +evidently impossible. + +(2) However much we approximate the time of judgment to the time of the +deed, we never get a conception of freedom in time. For if I examine an +action committed a second ago I must still recognize it as not being +free, for it is irrevocably linked to the moment at which it was +committed. Can I lift my arm? I lift it, but ask myself: could I have +abstained from lifting my arm at the moment that has already passed? To +convince myself of this I do not lift it the next moment. But I am not +now abstaining from doing so at the first moment when I asked the +question. Time has gone by which I could not detain, the arm I then +lifted is no longer the same as the arm I now refrain from lifting, nor +is the air in which I lifted it the same that now surrounds me. The +moment in which the first movement was made is irrevocable, and at that +moment I could make only one movement, and whatever movement I made +would be the only one. That I did not lift my arm a moment later does +not prove that I could have abstained from lifting it then. And since I +could make only one movement at that single moment of time, it could not +have been any other. To imagine it as free, it is necessary to imagine +it in the present, on the boundary between the past and the future--that +is, outside time, which is impossible. + +(3) However much the difficulty of understanding the causes may be +increased, we never reach a conception of complete freedom, that is, an +absence of cause. However inaccessible to us may be the cause of the +expression of will in any action, our own or another's, the first demand +of reason is the assumption of and search for a cause, for without a +cause no phenomenon is conceivable. I raise my arm to perform an action +independently of any cause, but my wish to perform an action without a +cause is the cause of my action. + +But even if--imagining a man quite exempt from all influences, examining +only his momentary action in the present, unevoked by any cause--we were +to admit so infinitely small a remainder of inevitability as equaled +zero, we should even then not have arrived at the conception of complete +freedom in man, for a being uninfluenced by the external world, standing +outside of time and independent of cause, is no longer a man. + +In the same way we can never imagine the action of a man quite devoid of +freedom and entirely subject to the law of inevitability. + +(1) However we may increase our knowledge of the conditions of space in +which man is situated, that knowledge can never be complete, for the +number of those conditions is as infinite as the infinity of space. And +therefore so long as not all the conditions influencing men are defined, +there is no complete inevitability but a certain measure of freedom +remains. + +(2) However we may prolong the period of time between the action we are +examining and the judgment upon it, that period will be finite, while +time is infinite, and so in this respect too there can never be absolute +inevitability. + +(3) However accessible may be the chain of causation of any action, we +shall never know the whole chain since it is endless, and so again we +never reach absolute inevitability. + +But besides this, even if, admitting the remaining minimum of freedom to +equal zero, we assumed in some given case--as for instance in that of a +dying man, an unborn babe, or an idiot--complete absence of freedom, by +so doing we should destroy the very conception of man in the case we are +examining, for as soon as there is no freedom there is also no man. And +so the conception of the action of a man subject solely to the law of +inevitability without any element of freedom is just as impossible as +the conception of a man's completely free action. + +And so to imagine the action of a man entirely subject to the law of +inevitability without any freedom, we must assume the knowledge of an +infinite number of space relations, an infinitely long period of time, +and an infinite series of causes. + +To imagine a man perfectly free and not subject to the law of +inevitability, we must imagine him all alone, beyond space, beyond time, +and free from dependence on cause. + +In the first case, if inevitability were possible without freedom we +should have reached a definition of inevitability by the laws of +inevitability itself, that is, a mere form without content. + +In the second case, if freedom were possible without inevitability we +should have arrived at unconditioned freedom beyond space, time, and +cause, which by the fact of its being unconditioned and unlimited would +be nothing, or mere content without form. + +We should in fact have reached those two fundamentals of which man's +whole outlook on the universe is constructed--the incomprehensible +essence of life, and the laws defining that essence. + +Reason says: (1) space with all the forms of matter that give it +visibility is infinite, and cannot be imagined otherwise. (2) Time is +infinite motion without a moment of rest and is unthinkable otherwise. +(3) The connection between cause and effect has no beginning and can +have no end. + +Consciousness says: (1) I alone am, and all that exists is but me, +consequently I include space. (2) I measure flowing time by the fixed +moment of the present in which alone I am conscious of myself as living, +consequently I am outside time. (3) I am beyond cause, for I feel myself +to be the cause of every manifestation of my life. + +Reason gives expression to the laws of inevitability. Consciousness +gives expression to the essence of freedom. + +Freedom not limited by anything is the essence of life, in man's +consciousness. Inevitability without content is man's reason in its +three forms. + +Freedom is the thing examined. Inevitability is what examines. Freedom +is the content. Inevitability is the form. + +Only by separating the two sources of cognition, related to one another +as form to content, do we get the mutually exclusive and separately +incomprehensible conceptions of freedom and inevitability. + +Only by uniting them do we get a clear conception of man's life. + +Apart from these two concepts which in their union mutually define one +another as form and content, no conception of life is possible. + +All that we know of the life of man is merely a certain relation of free +will to inevitability, that is, of consciousness to the laws of reason. + +All that we know of the external world of nature is only a certain +relation of the forces of nature to inevitability, or of the essence of +life to the laws of reason. + +The great natural forces lie outside us and we are not conscious of +them; we call those forces gravitation, inertia, electricity, animal +force, and so on, but we are conscious of the force of life in man and +we call that freedom. + +But just as the force of gravitation, incomprehensible in itself but +felt by every man, is understood by us only to the extent to which we +know the laws of inevitability to which it is subject (from the first +knowledge that all bodies have weight, up to Newton's law), so too the +force of free will, incomprehensible in itself but of which everyone is +conscious, is intelligible to us only in as far as we know the laws of +inevitability to which it is subject (from the fact that every man dies, +up to the knowledge of the most complex economic and historic laws). + +All knowledge is merely a bringing of this essence of life under the +laws of reason. + +Man's free will differs from every other force in that man is directly +conscious of it, but in the eyes of reason it in no way differs from any +other force. The forces of gravitation, electricity, or chemical +affinity are only distinguished from one another in that they are +differently defined by reason. Just so the force of man's free will is +distinguished by reason from the other forces of nature only by the +definition reason gives it. Freedom, apart from necessity, that is, +apart from the laws of reason that define it, differs in no way from +gravitation, or heat, or the force that makes things grow; for reason, +it is only a momentary undefinable sensation of life. + +And as the undefinable essence of the force moving the heavenly bodies, +the undefinable essence of the forces of heat and electricity, or of +chemical affinity, or of the vital force, forms the content of +astronomy, physics, chemistry, botany, zoology, and so on, just in the +same way does the force of free will form the content of history. But +just as the subject of every science is the manifestation of this +unknown essence of life while that essence itself can only be the +subject of metaphysics, even the manifestation of the force of free will +in human beings in space, in time, and in dependence on cause forms the +subject of history, while free will itself is the subject of +metaphysics. + +In the experimental sciences what we know we call the laws of +inevitability, what is unknown to us we call vital force. Vital force is +only an expression for the unknown remainder over and above what we know +of the essence of life. + +So also in history what is known to us we call laws of inevitability, +what is unknown we call free will. Free will is for history only an +expression for the unknown remainder of what we know about the laws of +human life. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +History examines the manifestations of man's free will in connection +with the external world in time and in dependence on cause, that is, it +defines this freedom by the laws of reason, and so history is a science +only in so far as this free will is defined by those laws. + +The recognition of man's free will as something capable of influencing +historical events, that is, as not subject to laws, is the same for +history as the recognition of a free force moving the heavenly bodies +would be for astronomy. + +That assumption would destroy the possibility of the existence of laws, +that is, of any science whatever. If there is even a single body moving +freely, then the laws of Kepler and Newton are negatived and no +conception of the movement of the heavenly bodies any longer exists. If +any single action is due to free will, then not a single historical law +can exist, nor any conception of historical events. + +For history, lines exist of the movement of human wills, one end of +which is hidden in the unknown but at the other end of which a +consciousness of man's will in the present moves in space, time, and +dependence on cause. + +The more this field of motion spreads out before our eyes, the more +evident are the laws of that movement. To discover and define those laws +is the problem of history. + +From the standpoint from which the science of history now regards its +subject on the path it now follows, seeking the causes of events in +man's freewill, a scientific enunciation of those laws is impossible, +for however man's free will may be restricted, as soon as we recognize +it as a force not subject to law, the existence of law becomes +impossible. + +Only by reducing this element of free will to the infinitesimal, that +is, by regarding it as an infinitely small quantity, can we convince +ourselves of the absolute inaccessibility of the causes, and then +instead of seeking causes, history will take the discovery of laws as +its problem. + +The search for these laws has long been begun and the new methods of +thought which history must adopt are being worked out simultaneously +with the self-destruction toward which--ever dissecting and dissecting +the causes of phenomena--the old method of history is moving. + +All human sciences have traveled along that path. Arriving at +infinitesimals, mathematics, the most exact of sciences, abandons the +process of analysis and enters on the new process of the integration of +unknown, infinitely small, quantities. Abandoning the conception of +cause, mathematics seeks law, that is, the property common to all +unknown, infinitely small, elements. + +In another form but along the same path of reflection the other sciences +have proceeded. When Newton enunciated the law of gravity he did not say +that the sun or the earth had a property of attraction; he said that all +bodies from the largest to the smallest have the property of attracting +one another, that is, leaving aside the question of the cause of the +movement of the bodies, he expressed the property common to all bodies +from the infinitely large to the infinitely small. The same is done by +the natural sciences: leaving aside the question of cause, they seek for +laws. History stands on the same path. And if history has for its object +the study of the movement of the nations and of humanity and not the +narration of episodes in the lives of individuals, it too, setting aside +the conception of cause, should seek the laws common to all the +inseparably interconnected infinitesimal elements of free will. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +From the time the law of Copernicus was discovered and proved, the mere +recognition of the fact that it was not the sun but the earth that moves +sufficed to destroy the whole cosmography of the ancients. By disproving +that law it might have been possible to retain the old conception of the +movements of the bodies, but without disproving it, it would seem +impossible to continue studying the Ptolemaic worlds. But even after the +discovery of the law of Copernicus the Ptolemaic worlds were still +studied for a long time. + +From the time the first person said and proved that the number of births +or of crimes is subject to mathematical laws, and that this or that mode +of government is determined by certain geographical and economic +conditions, and that certain relations of population to soil produce +migrations of peoples, the foundations on which history had been built +were destroyed in their essence. + +By refuting these new laws the former view of history might have been +retained; but without refuting them it would seem impossible to continue +studying historic events as the results of man's free will. For if a +certain mode of government was established or certain migrations of +peoples took place in consequence of such and such geographic, +ethnographic, or economic conditions, then the free will of those +individuals who appear to us to have established that mode of government +or occasioned the migrations can no longer be regarded as the cause. + +And yet the former history continues to be studied side by side with the +laws of statistics, geography, political economy, comparative philology, +and geology, which directly contradict its assumptions. + +The struggle between the old views and the new was long and stubbornly +fought out in physical philosophy. Theology stood on guard for the old +views and accused the new of violating revelation. But when truth +conquered, theology established itself just as firmly on the new +foundation. + +Just as prolonged and stubborn is the struggle now proceeding between +the old and the new conception of history, and theology in the same way +stands on guard for the old view, and accuses the new view of subverting +revelation. + +In the one case as in the other, on both sides the struggle provokes +passion and stifles truth. On the one hand there is fear and regret for +the loss of the whole edifice constructed through the ages, on the other +is the passion for destruction. + +To the men who fought against the rising truths of physical philosophy, +it seemed that if they admitted that truth it would destroy faith in +God, in the creation of the firmament, and in the miracle of Joshua the +son of Nun. To the defenders of the laws of Copernicus and Newton, to +Voltaire for example, it seemed that the laws of astronomy destroyed +religion, and he utilized the law of gravitation as a weapon against +religion. + +Just so it now seems as if we have only to admit the law of +inevitability, to destroy the conception of the soul, of good and evil, +and all the institutions of state and church that have been built up on +those conceptions. + +So too, like Voltaire in his time, uninvited defenders of the law of +inevitability today use that law as a weapon against religion, though +the law of inevitability in history, like the law of Copernicus in +astronomy, far from destroying, even strengthens the foundation on which +the institutions of state and church are erected. + +As in the question of astronomy then, so in the question of history now, +the whole difference of opinion is based on the recognition or +nonrecognition of something absolute, serving as the measure of visible +phenomena. In astronomy it was the immovability of the earth, in history +it is the independence of personality--free will. + +As with astronomy the difficulty of recognizing the motion of the earth +lay in abandoning the immediate sensation of the earth's fixity and of +the motion of the planets, so in history the difficulty of recognizing +the subjection of personality to the laws of space, time, and cause lies +in renouncing the direct feeling of the independence of one's own +personality. But as in astronomy the new view said: "It is true that we +do not feel the movement of the earth, but by admitting its immobility +we arrive at absurdity, while by admitting its motion (which we do not +feel) we arrive at laws," so also in history the new view says: "It is +true that we are not conscious of our dependence, but by admitting our +free will we arrive at absurdity, while by admitting our dependence on +the external world, on time, and on cause, we arrive at laws." + +In the first case it was necessary to renounce the consciousness of an +unreal immobility in space and to recognize a motion we did not feel; in +the present case it is similarly necessary to renounce a freedom that +does not exist, and to recognize a dependence of which we are not +conscious. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WAR AND PEACE *** + +***** This file should be named 2600-8.txt or 2600-8.zip ***** This and +all associated files of various formats will be found in: +http://www.gutenberg.org/2/6/0/2600/ + +An Anonymous Volunteer, and David Widger + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will be +renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no one +owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation (and +you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without permission +and without paying copyright royalties. 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